Professional expertise?


So what’s your opinion on kissing?

A  software specialist’s view might be  “A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.”

A mathematician  might say  “A kiss is two divided by nothing.”

A physicist might comment “A kiss is a contraction of the mouth due to an expansion of the heart.”  That’s more like the explanation of a biologist or biochemist though.

 I think a Physicist might be more inclined to say that a kiss is the ever closing space between two masses which with careful docking and spatial awareness will conjoin two distinct parts of each mass.  It wouldn’t go down well with the fragrant significant other if she were to hear it so prosaically explained.

A chemist                      “A kiss is the reaction resulting from the interaction between two hearts.”                         very lame!!!

a philosopher             “A kiss is persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth, and homage for the old.”

a theologist                “A kiss is divine.”

an ecologist                 “A kiss is a clean green renewable energy resource that works best when recycled often.”

physician       “A kiss is an oral stimulant taken by mouth that can often cure what ails you.”

aviator          “A kiss is the next best thing after you landed with no fuel or wheels”

equal opportunity

equal opportunity

but it takes the useless professions to cynically say………

lawyer solicitor                “A kiss is when the party of the first part and the party of the second part have reached a mutually beneficial understanding that two (2) pair of lips shall co-exist in, for all practical purposes, the same space and time for a temporary period”  ……” and for that advice they would ask for 21 per cent of all future fiscal benefits, that arise from such a  mutual understanding

banker               “A kiss must be considered an investment that is profitable when returned.”

economist                  “A kiss is one of those things for which the demand is always higher than the supply.”

politicians                   “A kiss will cost you a very lucrative career if experienced with anyone other than your spouse.”

and finally I’ll let it up to your imagination as to what an estate agent might say.  You might as well imagine: -they do!

Emphatically the last 5 species are worthless


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