Remains Of Giant, Prehistoric Snake Found


The fossilized remains of a monster snake that used to eat the hell out of giant crocodiles and other delicious beasts have been found in Columbia. Link

The newly discovered type of snake, named Titanoboa in honour of its immense size, was for 10 million years the largest land predator on earth. It weighed 1.25 tonnes (~1.4 tons) and with a length of 45 feet or more it would have been able to take on and eat pretty much any other animal it came across.

He added: “Truly enormous snakes really spark people’s imagination, but reality has exceeded the fantasies of Hollywood. The snake that tried to eat Jennifer Lopez in the movie Anaconda is not as big as the one we found.”

It’s a shame the Titanoboa is extinct. Just imagine how great it would be to take a ride on it while wearing your favorite cowboy hat and spurs. Not to mention all the belts you could make from it. Sigh. Note to scientists: Let the cloning begin!


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11 Responses to Remains Of Giant, Prehistoric Snake Found

  1. gcom says:

    Why was everything supersized back in prehistoric times? All the critters were giant.

  2. Bud says:

    There’s more than a few snakes that would like to eat Jennifer Lopez!

  3. I never need to see a snake this long and this big.

    Never, ever.

  4. Harlo says:

    @1, One answer to your question why things used to be so big but aren’t any more, there was much more oxygen in the air back then and the planet could support much larger life. Also since other large prey creatures died out, the food supply of any large predator would have been greatly diminished, unable to support large populations.

  5. Wende says:

    I say bring it back! Can you imagine all the shoes and purses and belts we could make outta that thing. Not to mention the huge amount meat, we could wrap it in bacon, yummmmmmm!! Maybe we could use it to feed the homeless. ;)

  6. Connor says:

    something that wouldnt last because some dick would kill it so some dumb bimbo like our not so good friend Wende could have a nice bag or a new pair of shoes

  7. AlysonWandaLand says:

    Whatever Conner, just because I planned on using the entire animal and not wasting a thing that makes me a dumb bimbo?? I guess you missed the part about feeding the homeless. Not to mention the fact that you so busy you just found time to comment on a year old post. Nice. Welcome to Fish Head, douche.

  8. Alyssa Harpe says:

    Good deal. I like J.Lo music a lot. It actually temped me when people say something like since she’s 40 she shouldnt create music anymore. Thats silly. Bring it J.Lo!

  9. Janey23 says:

    such a lovely lady

  10. johanna45 says:

    This article is retarded. Are you serious? Yeah, it’d be cool to see, but in my opinion, I feel better knowing monsters like that are no more than a fossilized memory.

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