Sunday, August 26, 2012

Funny Children's Science Exam Answers

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.


Q: How is dew formed?

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen).

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.

A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight


  1. Too funny. But, we don't know what kids don't know. My ten year old granddaughter asked me recently, What is upholstery? Now every time she sits on the sofa she informs us she's sitting on the upholstery.

  2. Oh my! These are just too funny! I do remember times when I was teaching that the kids would wonder why I would suddenly giggle.