Theres a monster in my closet and I dont know what to do!
Have you ever seen him?
Has he ever pounced on you?
I wonder what he looks like!
Is he purple with red eyes?
I wonder what he likes to eat.
What about his size!!
Tonight Im gonna catch him!
Ill set a real big trap!
Then Ill train him really well.
Hell answer when I clap!
When I looked up in that closet, there was nothing there but stuff.
I know that monsters in there!
I heard him huff and puff!
Could it be he wants to eat me?
Maybe Im his favorite tray.
And if he comes to get me,
Ill scream loudly, Go away!!
If hes nice, Ill name him Happy.
If hes bad Ill name him Grouch.
I suspect that he is leaving, but if not. . .Ill kick him out!