Alright, let's not beat around the bush. That joke was an absolute abomination. It's the kind of attempt at humor that should be locked away in a vault and never spoken of again. Honestly, it makes every war, every tragedy in history seem like a walk in the park in comparison to the horror that was that joke. I'm beginning to question if you even comprehend the basic principles of comedy. It's like witnessing a colossal train wreck in slow motion, only somehow more excruciating. I implore you, for the sake of humanity, never, and I mean NEVER, attempt to be funny again. Subjecting unsuspecting souls to that level of comedic atrocity should be considered a crime against human decency. This isn't just a miss, it's a catastrophic failure of epic proportions. It's mind-boggling how you consistently manage to reach such staggering depths of comedic ineptitude. This isn't a mere blight on humor, it's a full-blown disaster. It's time to hang up the comedic hat and spare the world from further torment. Trust me, it's a mercy.