Ahead of Father's Day, we hear from listeners about their best, or worst, "dad jokes."
MELISSA BLOCK, HOST: Father's Day is tomorrow, a time to celebrate dads for their devotion, their love and their really bad jokes. Tomorrow on Weekend Edition Sunday, NPR's Neda Ulaby will deconstruct just what makes a dad joke. But we wanted to get a head start on the Father's Day celebrations. So we asked for your best examples of the form. And you came through with some winners - or should we say groaners?</s>MICHAEL GUNDLACH: Why can't we tell jokes to a kleptomaniac? Because they take things literally.</s>KENNY LAPINS: I told my doctor that I always get heartburn when I eat birthday cake. He said that I should try to remember to take the candles off first.</s>KELLY WALKER: We'd usually be hit with it when we were in the car. Dad would say, they're looking for you. And the obvious question would be who. He'd always say, the squirrels. They think you're nuts. Completely deadpan (laughter).</s>MELISSA BLOCK, HOST: Oof - dad jokes submitted to us from Kelly Walker, Kenny Lapins and Michael Gundlach.