{"action":"opened","issue":{"url":"https://api.github.com/repos/Lancea12/test/issues/670","labels_url":"https://api.github.com/repos/Lancea12/test/issues/670/labels{/name}","comments_url":"https://api.github.com/repos/Lancea12/test/issues/670/comments","events_url":"https://api.github.com/repos/Lancea12/test/issues/670/events","html_url":"https://github.com/Lancea12/test/issues/670","id":72238271,"number":670,"title":"Re: [DVR] Hains TTT","user":{"login":"Lancea12","id":3787802,"avatar_url":"https://avatars.githubusercontent.com/u/3787802?v=3","gravatar_id":"","url":"https://api.github.com/users/Lancea12","html_url":"https://github.com/Lancea12","followers_url":"https://api.github.com/users/Lancea12/followers","following_url":"https://api.github.com/users/Lancea12/following{/other_user}","gists_url":"https://api.github.com/users/Lancea12/gists{/gist_id}","starred_url":"https://api.github.com/users/Lancea12/starred{/owner}{/repo}","subscriptions_url":"https://api.github.com/users/Lancea12/subscriptions","organizations_url":"https://api.github.com/users/Lancea12/orgs","repos_url":"https://api.github.com/users/Lancea12/repos","events_url":"https://api.github.com/users/Lancea12/events{/privacy}","received_events_url":"https://api.github.com/users/Lancea12/received_events","type":"User","site_admin":false},"labels":[],"state":"open","locked":false,"assignee":null,"milestone":null,"comments":0,"created_at":"2015-04-30T18:16:10Z","updated_at":"2015-04-30T18:16:10Z","closed_at":null,"body":"From: allez04@gmail.com<br>\nSubject: Re: [DVR] Hains TTT<br>\nFirst Attachment: IMG_5619.jpghttps://locker.ifttt.com/f/0b4b1798-bd0d-4b1e-82f0-2b1e4770c8e1.jpg<br>\nDate: April 30, 2015 at 01:58PM<br><br>\nAtrocious. Check out his notes from ride:\nOn Thursday, April 30, 2015, Tony Abate  wrote:\n\nLast night:\n\n1) Some unattached dude (Sharpe's screenshot) latches on to our ~6 man paceline. We only have one non-DVR in the group (former member Jim), and everyone is rotating. After a couple laps of this guy sitting on, barking at us to get back in front of him, and generally messing with our flow, I decide to tell him to buzz off, in so many colorful words. He tells me no, he'll be damned if he's going to be asked to take a pull, that he's going to continue sitting on and there's nothing we can do about it, and that I should get back to riding. Well, much was said between my new friend and I, but this loser did in fact stay on lap after lap. What cracks me up is that he was on a $10k+ bike (DA Di2 + Hydro Discs + ENVE) and had an aero helmet, and was very, very afraid of riding in wind. He is a shameful human being.\n\n2) At some point in the midst of all this, a police car was taking a right hand turn at a stop sign. This happened well ahead of us, but from what I saw, the cop was negotiating the you-go-first-no-you-go-first type stuff with another car, and some Fred rear ended his bumped and hit the deck. This is 100% the Fred's fault. The cops and the fred were there for 3 or 4 laps, as the fred apparently wanted to file a the-cops-broke-my-shit report on his $700 Trek hybrid. The crash happened at maybe 5mph.\n\n3) Towards the end of the eventful evening, as we're going full-steam, some 12 year old kid pedaling a bikeshare while eating an ice cream cone starts coming at us the wrong direction. He goes deer in the headlights on us and fakes about 3 different directions before we split around him on both sides. Mattison, Nessim, and The Latch-On are the only guys who make it through and keep going without apparent heart attack symptoms.\n\nAlso, Chris Schmidt, on a retro TT bike with very apparent drivetrain problems, joined us for one single rotation. He has a pony tail now. It was kinda awesome.\n\nThat's as much as should ever be written about 1:30hr at Hains.\n\n \n\nOn Thu, Apr 30, 2015 at 1:28 PM, 'Dan Petalas' via District Velocity Racing  wrote:\nThis discussion really requires more than mere allusion.  Paint the proverbial picture.\n\n<br><br>\nvia Gmail"}}