{"action":"opened","issue":{"url":"https://api.github.com/repos/glua/l-leaf/issues/4","labels_url":"https://api.github.com/repos/glua/l-leaf/issues/4/labels{/name}","comments_url":"https://api.github.com/repos/glua/l-leaf/issues/4/comments","events_url":"https://api.github.com/repos/glua/l-leaf/issues/4/events","html_url":"https://github.com/glua/l-leaf/issues/4","id":104830404,"number":4,"title":"Concise function syntax.","user":{"login":"birdbrainswagtrain","id":4120335,"avatar_url":"https://avatars.githubusercontent.com/u/4120335?v=3","gravatar_id":"","url":"https://api.github.com/users/birdbrainswagtrain","html_url":"https://github.com/birdbrainswagtrain","followers_url":"https://api.github.com/users/birdbrainswagtrain/followers","following_url":"https://api.github.com/users/birdbrainswagtrain/following{/other_user}","gists_url":"https://api.github.com/users/birdbrainswagtrain/gists{/gist_id}","starred_url":"https://api.github.com/users/birdbrainswagtrain/starred{/owner}{/repo}","subscriptions_url":"https://api.github.com/users/birdbrainswagtrain/subscriptions","organizations_url":"https://api.github.com/users/birdbrainswagtrain/orgs","repos_url":"https://api.github.com/users/birdbrainswagtrain/repos","events_url":"https://api.github.com/users/birdbrainswagtrain/events{/privacy}","received_events_url":"https://api.github.com/users/birdbrainswagtrain/received_events","type":"User","site_admin":false},"labels":[],"state":"open","locked":false,"assignee":null,"milestone":null,"comments":0,"created_at":"2015-09-04T04:57:22Z","updated_at":"2015-09-04T04:57:22Z","closed_at":null,"body":"I like languages like dart and coffeescript and all that other fuckboy not-javascript shit because I don't actually have to type the word fucntion which I always end up mispelling anyway.\r\n\r\nObviously if we use -> it would be too fukkin mainstream and i dont know exactly how you want to design the sintax and where u wanna go with that but plz credit me as lead idea guy also base it off of laujit instead its faster"}}