{"action":"created","issue":{"url":"https://api.github.com/repos/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/5069","labels_url":"https://api.github.com/repos/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/5069/labels{/name}","comments_url":"https://api.github.com/repos/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/5069/comments","events_url":"https://api.github.com/repos/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/5069/events","html_url":"https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/5069","id":89753663,"number":5069,"title":"Eating Someone's Groin is Lethal","user":{"login":"Shadowmech88","id":3991927,"avatar_url":"https://avatars.githubusercontent.com/u/3991927?v=3","gravatar_id":"","url":"https://api.github.com/users/Shadowmech88","html_url":"https://github.com/Shadowmech88","followers_url":"https://api.github.com/users/Shadowmech88/followers","following_url":"https://api.github.com/users/Shadowmech88/following{/other_user}","gists_url":"https://api.github.com/users/Shadowmech88/gists{/gist_id}","starred_url":"https://api.github.com/users/Shadowmech88/starred{/owner}{/repo}","subscriptions_url":"https://api.github.com/users/Shadowmech88/subscriptions","organizations_url":"https://api.github.com/users/Shadowmech88/orgs","repos_url":"https://api.github.com/users/Shadowmech88/repos","events_url":"https://api.github.com/users/Shadowmech88/events{/privacy}","received_events_url":"https://api.github.com/users/Shadowmech88/received_events","type":"User","site_admin":false},"labels":[{"url":"https://api.github.com/repos/d3athrow/vgstation13/labels/Bug","name":"Bug","color":"FFCC33"}],"state":"open","locked":false,"assignee":null,"milestone":null,"comments":2,"created_at":"2015-06-20T10:50:21Z","updated_at":"2015-06-20T22:38:57Z","closed_at":null,"body":"I got a monkeyman and matter eater, and proceeded to eat all of their appendages. They remained at 100% health throughout, and then suddenly dropped dead when I ate their groin (the last edible part of them).\r\nStranger still, they dropped dead despite having 100% health at the time of death.\r\n![100 dead](https://cloud.githubusercontent.com/assets/3991927/8266894/5f828b7e-170c-11e5-86bc-0e8c06a386b0.PNG)\r\n"},"comment":{"url":"https://api.github.com/repos/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/comments/113834388","html_url":"https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/5069#issuecomment-113834388","issue_url":"https://api.github.com/repos/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/5069","id":113834388,"user":{"login":"Shadowmech88","id":3991927,"avatar_url":"https://avatars.githubusercontent.com/u/3991927?v=3","gravatar_id":"","url":"https://api.github.com/users/Shadowmech88","html_url":"https://github.com/Shadowmech88","followers_url":"https://api.github.com/users/Shadowmech88/followers","following_url":"https://api.github.com/users/Shadowmech88/following{/other_user}","gists_url":"https://api.github.com/users/Shadowmech88/gists{/gist_id}","starred_url":"https://api.github.com/users/Shadowmech88/starred{/owner}{/repo}","subscriptions_url":"https://api.github.com/users/Shadowmech88/subscriptions","organizations_url":"https://api.github.com/users/Shadowmech88/orgs","repos_url":"https://api.github.com/users/Shadowmech88/repos","events_url":"https://api.github.com/users/Shadowmech88/events{/privacy}","received_events_url":"https://api.github.com/users/Shadowmech88/received_events","type":"User","site_admin":false},"created_at":"2015-06-20T22:38:57Z","updated_at":"2015-06-20T22:38:57Z","body":"Realistically, you should be able to live without your groin for a little bit since all of your most important organs are in your chest."}}