{"action":"created","issue":{"url":"https://api.github.com/repos/tgstation/-tg-station/issues/12831","labels_url":"https://api.github.com/repos/tgstation/-tg-station/issues/12831/labels{/name}","comments_url":"https://api.github.com/repos/tgstation/-tg-station/issues/12831/comments","events_url":"https://api.github.com/repos/tgstation/-tg-station/issues/12831/events","html_url":"https://github.com/tgstation/-tg-station/pull/12831","id":114742341,"number":12831,"title":"nerfs dihydrogen monoxide","user":{"login":"MMMiracles","id":9276171,"avatar_url":"https://avatars.githubusercontent.com/u/9276171?v=3","gravatar_id":"","url":"https://api.github.com/users/MMMiracles","html_url":"https://github.com/MMMiracles","followers_url":"https://api.github.com/users/MMMiracles/followers","following_url":"https://api.github.com/users/MMMiracles/following{/other_user}","gists_url":"https://api.github.com/users/MMMiracles/gists{/gist_id}","starred_url":"https://api.github.com/users/MMMiracles/starred{/owner}{/repo}","subscriptions_url":"https://api.github.com/users/MMMiracles/subscriptions","organizations_url":"https://api.github.com/users/MMMiracles/orgs","repos_url":"https://api.github.com/users/MMMiracles/repos","events_url":"https://api.github.com/users/MMMiracles/events{/privacy}","received_events_url":"https://api.github.com/users/MMMiracles/received_events","type":"User","site_admin":false},"labels":[{"url":"https://api.github.com/repos/tgstation/-tg-station/labels/Balance","name":"Balance","color":"fbca04"},{"url":"https://api.github.com/repos/tgstation/-tg-station/labels/Controversial","name":"Controversial","color":"006b75"},{"url":"https://api.github.com/repos/tgstation/-tg-station/labels/FUCK","name":"FUCK","color":"000000"},{"url":"https://api.github.com/repos/tgstation/-tg-station/labels/i%20ded","name":"i ded","color":"14632D"}],"state":"open","locked":false,"assignee":null,"milestone":null,"comments":78,"created_at":"2015-11-03T05:05:03Z","updated_at":"2015-11-04T15:43:33Z","closed_at":null,"pull_request":{"url":"https://api.github.com/repos/tgstation/-tg-station/pulls/12831","html_url":"https://github.com/tgstation/-tg-station/pull/12831","diff_url":"https://github.com/tgstation/-tg-station/pull/12831.diff","patch_url":"https://github.com/tgstation/-tg-station/pull/12831.patch"},"body":"i have nothing to loose and everything to gain.\r\n\r\nputting reasons here because repeating myself is blegh\r\n\r\n* widely available anywhere on-station (sinks, watertanks, chem machines, ect)\r\n\r\n* can be applied anywhere by any reagent-holding container at an instant\r\n\r\n* requires no prep-work unlike every single other stun past \"I can fill a spraybottle/beaker/bucket up at a nearby water source\"\r\n\r\n* unlike every other slip or stun, its barely noticable (don't tell me you're capable of multi-tasking between combat, inventory management, and able to notice a slightly highlighted tile during a clusterfuck situation)\r\n\r\n* there are 4 hard counters against this in total\r\n  * galoshes (moderate slowdown, much easier target)\r\n  * walking (moderate slowdown, much easier target)\r\n  * noslips (traitor only)\r\n  * hulk (requires prep-work and at least 10 minutes of job work to achieve)\r\n\r\n* previous stun time before this nerf is literally 1 less than a taser its just WATER\r\n\r\nbut, i hear you, from your calls of 'git gud' and 'i ded pls nerf', wouldn't this make water near-useless??\r\n\r\nno\r\n\r\n* guaranteed push on a person, causes slight brute damage and forces the slipped to throw whatever is in their hands away from them\r\n\r\nyou have now not only successfully disarmed your opponent and stopped them, they have also most likely lost the very weapons they were using against you, as they were quite literally thrown towards you when they slipped. did you just slip an officer running ram-speed your direction with his baton/taser out? you now have a shiny new stun tool to beat up the officer with and collect whatever else he carried. \r\n\r\nthis change no longer lets you spray down water in stupid places to have crew handed to you on a silver platter, but it does give you the upper-hand still because 90% of this community doesn't know what the 'walk' button is, and even if they did, they probably didn't notice the wet overlay on the white medbay floor as they curse the janitor for the 3rd time.\r\n\r\ntl;dr: WATER IS GAY\r\n\r\n"},"comment":{"url":"https://api.github.com/repos/tgstation/-tg-station/issues/comments/153767722","html_url":"https://github.com/tgstation/-tg-station/pull/12831#issuecomment-153767722","issue_url":"https://api.github.com/repos/tgstation/-tg-station/issues/12831","id":153767722,"user":{"login":"MMMiracles","id":9276171,"avatar_url":"https://avatars.githubusercontent.com/u/9276171?v=3","gravatar_id":"","url":"https://api.github.com/users/MMMiracles","html_url":"https://github.com/MMMiracles","followers_url":"https://api.github.com/users/MMMiracles/followers","following_url":"https://api.github.com/users/MMMiracles/following{/other_user}","gists_url":"https://api.github.com/users/MMMiracles/gists{/gist_id}","starred_url":"https://api.github.com/users/MMMiracles/starred{/owner}{/repo}","subscriptions_url":"https://api.github.com/users/MMMiracles/subscriptions","organizations_url":"https://api.github.com/users/MMMiracles/orgs","repos_url":"https://api.github.com/users/MMMiracles/repos","events_url":"https://api.github.com/users/MMMiracles/events{/privacy}","received_events_url":"https://api.github.com/users/MMMiracles/received_events","type":"User","site_admin":false},"created_at":"2015-11-04T15:43:33Z","updated_at":"2015-11-04T15:43:33Z","body":"@bgobandit \r\n\r\nread ABOVE u dweeb"}}