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A better change would have been to lessen the amount of time you have to get the defib working (IRL brain tissue damage occurs at around four to six minutes, and current statistics point to about 45% chance success after the same amount of time of getting the heart back into the proper rhythm). Which brings up another idea of giving the defib a CHANCE to bring the heart back depending on the amount of time the person has been dead, more time = less chance, with also more defib attempts = more heart damage = less chance as well.\r\n\r\nThen again, it's not as if the defib is realistic at all and could use some changes. I'm ACLS certified and can say that if someone is in asystole (complete heart stop, no pulse, or electrical activity), which is what I'm assuming \"Dead\" means, that you don't even defib that person. I just feel this change is a little too harsh. As Shaps said, it'll make medical a tad more boring if all you can do to that beat up corpse is shove it in a cloner and wait a long time for both patient and doctor.\r\n\r\nalso git gud and hide or space your bodies"}}