January 22 , 2017 Newly-appointed Secretary of Defence Christie will retain his name 's phonetic pronunciation ( kris kris-tee ) , however in written form it will appear as the text string rm ( O-O ) mn Foreign policy decisions are to be made with exclusive reliance on President Trump 's impeccable business acumen and based solely on the interests of Trumpco Industries , LLC ( now officially synonymous with America 's interests '' ) . The term Citizen of the United States is now similarly synonymous with Employee of Trumpco Industries '' . Those employees deemed unprofitable are reportable to President/CEO Trump and will be fired ( via high-powered naval railgun ) into the Gulf of Mexico President Donald J. Trump 