CDC: This coronavirus could be a thing.
Please wash your hands and stop touching
your face.
People: I'm going to buy ALL OF THESE
MASKS
CDC: The masks don't actually prevent you
from tatching the virus. Please wash your
hands and stop touching your face.
People I'm nöt going to eat Chinese food
CDC: Walt. what No. That's not. Look.
Wash your hands, keep some hand
sanitizer around for when you can't.
People: trubbing eyes, scratching nose*
CDC: STOP TOUCHING YOUR FACE
People I'm not drinking that Corona beer
either
CDC: ???7???
