The Democrat Party is the world 's most successful hate group . It attracts poor people who hate rich people , black people who hate white people , gay people who hate straight people , feminists who hate men , environmentalists who hate the internal combustion engine , and a lot of bratty college kids who hate their parents . However , the real secret of the party 's success is that it attracts the support of journalists who hate Republicans , and who therefore work tirelessly to convince the rest of us that we should vote for Democrats . 