Donald Trump and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop As they sat there , each being worked on by a different barber , not a word was spoken . The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation , for fear it would turn to politics . As the barbers finished their shaves , the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave . Trump was quick to stop him saying , 'No way buddy , my wife will smell that and think I 've been in a damn whorehouse . The second barber turned to Obama and said , 'How about you ? ' Obama replied , 'Go ahead , my wife does n't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like 