I went into the connected house and turned the corner and was in your kitchen . You and Jon were there having coffee . You both were still in P . J . 's . I went to Canada and found an empty warehouse and we set up shop in it . The money just flowed in like water and we had everything so automated , we didn 't have to hire anyone to keep it going . We had hundreds of servers and each one was capable of handling a million terabites of information . They started to send me tickets , like parking tickets . I would get 3 or 4 an hour . They threatened to attach my wages or attach my bank account to pay for the mistakes . Most of us were very scantily dressed as I was only wearing a towel . After the shower , I was approached by a woman that wanted me to look at her boobs as she had some kind of rash and tiny scales on them . I told her to use an ointment before she went to bed and she would be OK . I dreamed I was taking flying lessons and I was doing pretty good . As it turned out , the owner of the airport was also a drug runner . The trainer that was training me was too . What I didn 't know until later was that the training runs were also deliveries of marijuana to different parts of the state . One day I was told that I passed the tests for the small planes and I was scheduled for training on some of the bigger planes . I was flying solo in one of the bigger planes and realized that we had a very large load of cargo . I didn 't know what it was and I couldn 't leave the cock - pit to find out , so I decided to dump it . When I dumped it , I saw a kind of a cloud following me . Suddenly I realized I was actually dumping tons of marijuana seeds covering hundreds of miles as I flew . I kept flying til it was gone . When I came back there was a hell of a big rowe about it . They were going to get rid of me , but I escaped by waking up . Sometimes , I have scary dreams . I dreamed I came home and there was a friend over to visit already in my house . I sat down at the kitchen table and we engaged in small talk . I looked around and there was a full grown white tiger right behind me . he was just sitting there looking at me , same as a cat would do . I got up right away and asked the friend what was going on . He said he didn 't know , the tiger was here when he got here and he thought it was mine . The tiger came over to me and wanted to be stroked and have attention paid to him . So I was petting him , but he wanted to be closer and knocked the chair over and was licking my face while I was on the floor . I was scared by now . Next I remember I went to bed and believed the tiger was gone , I didn 't much care where as long as he was gone . BUT HE WASN ' T GONE ! ! ! ! ! ! He was on the other side of the bed on the floor , but after I got in bed he jumped in bed too . I jumped out of bed and was running around the house to escape him and I woke up . . . . . I was in a middle class neighborhood trying to find a home I was supposed to visit . I had been there before , so I was sure I would recognize it , So many of the houses had been updated and changed , so I kept walking back and forth on the same block until i came to the conclusion that . . . this is the place . I walked up to the door and it was open a littlle bit so I walked in . My brother was vaccuuming the carpets in the house . Where was the owner ? Why was my brother there . The owner came in from another room and was tearing up the carpet to trash it . Strange , there was a new carpet under the old one . I looked around and my brother was gone . I said a few words to the owner and left . That 's it . . . . First , I was an inspector checking trucks for defective toys and other stuff they were delivering . Almost 50 % of everything was defective . I was finally fired due to the pressure brought on by the manufacturers of the products I labeled as defective . Then , my dog , ( collie ) was laying on the floor playing with a cat . The cat would run up and swat the dog and he swatted back . He tried numerous times to pull the can in to him , like a hug , but the cat would get away and swat him again . . . . . . can 't remember any more on that one . Lastly , my brother made an afgan and produced it on some kind of a competition show and won . He was on the radio and after that he got his own TV show . He was so flustered about it that he decided he wouldn 't do it . Got up to pee . . . . . lost the end of it . . . that 's it . I was trying to buy fluorescent lighting that was able to change colors and create a condition of 3 - D when it was on . I went everywhere , every city I could think of . I talked to a lot of people that had seen it too , but didn 't know where to get it either . It was frustrating as it felt like I was chasing an illusive ghost . When I woke up , I was covered with sweat from the chase . I can understand now why people have heart attacks in their sleep . Some dreams are stressful and the last couple of nights I have had some stressful activity in my sleep . That 's it . . . . . I dreampt I was on the star ship enterprise and we had to choose from 3 boxes that had 3 bolts going through them . We were to choose the one that had universal nuts on the bolts . A universal nut is one that will go on two or more types of threads on different bolts . Anyway , I have no idea what the point of it was , but I got up once to pee and when I went back to bed the same dream kept coming back . There seemed to be no real beginning or no end to it . . . . I don 't know what it means . I was in a broken down old wooden cabin . It was literally falling apart . There were at least 8 or 9 other people in it with me . I have no idea what we were doing there , but two men broke in and was harassing everybody . I don 't know why we were afraid of them as the had no weapons . I started throwing rocks at them and drove them off , but they came back . Finally we got into hand to hand combat ( two against one ) and I woke up covered with sweat . . . Had to pee anyway . . . . . I dreamed I was invited to a blogging seminar in New Orleans and went to see what was happening . The seminar was on cooking . Almost all of the participants were professional chefs and mostly trying to impress each other with their new recipies . I had nothing to offer , so I decided to leave and see what else might be happening in New Orleans . I couldn 't locate my car , I was with someone . . . don 't remember who , but we looked all over for the car . Suddenly , I realized I was selling books on a street corner . . cook books , I think . I woke up . . . . . I was in an office doing e - mails and I kept getting some from a religious organization . I don 't know what they said as I was deleting them as fast as they were coming . After that , I was trying to take a shower and I was looking for a towel . I was adament about the fact that I was not going to shower unless we could find a towel first . In looking for the towel I discovered in a closet a cashe of coins that had to have been worth millions from a collectors point of view . The coins were wrapped in black velvet square bags about 4 inches square . I didn 't know at first what they were til I opened one bundle to see , as they seemed very heavy . I got up to pee . . . . seems like I have to do that a lot lately . I went back to bed and the next thing . . . I had a Harem . . . . I was getting into that really well when the dog wanted me to let him out by pounding on the side of the bed with his paws . So I am up for the day . . . Shit , I was really getting into that Harem stuff too . I was hired to track down a pack of rebels and terminate their leader . It seemed as though we had all the money in the world to do it . We followed various groups and would capture a couple now and then . We would interigate to find out who their leader was and where he could be found . We were just about to find out when I suddenly realized that I was the real rebel leader posing as a mercenary to find him . One of the men we captured knew me so I told the men to let him go and maybe he would lead us to his boss . I was in a truck bouncing around and looking for a place to stop and pee . Then I woke up cause I had to pee . I was being forced to use coins to place in envelopes to keep a count of what was going on . The larger coin was to represent me and the smaller coin represented the helper . Helper for what . . . . . I haven 't the foggiest idea or maybe I am wrong , the idea has fogged out . All I can remember is that it was in an office of sorts but I don 't know what we were really doing . I was leaving to do whatever . . . . and suddenly I am driving this humungous vehicle that seemed a block long . It was so long I couldn 't make a turn on a city street . I woke up . . . had to pee . I dreamed that I was trying to create a very special website . I went to anyone and everyone to get the very best ideas so the site would get super exposure . I traveled all over the world and talked to the top Guru 's in the business and when I suddenly came to a realization they weren 't helping me . I was in the process of finishing the absolute perfect website when I woke up , so now I will never know just what it was . That pisses me off . . . I worked so hard on it . . . . . Oh well ! ! ! ! Posted by I was selling party stuff and someone called and wanted 1000 female rats for his party . I said I could do it , but it became a real mess to accomplish as we had to check the gender of every rat we caught . Catching rats is not as easy as I thought it would be . . . they are vicious too when cornered . We were never able to fulfill the order . . . I dreamed I was blogging and I became part of a blog . Then part of another one , until I was in all of them and couldn 't get out . I was appealing to all those blog visitors that I could , but no one would make an effort to help me get out . I decided to try to delete all the blogs I was in and see what that would do . When I did that Google sent the Blog Police to hunt me down . They were getting close and I woke up . . . . . . I feel as though I won . What do you think ? ? I can 't fully remember all the details , but I was dressed in white and it was sort of like hospital gowns . I was being led outside and when I got there , it was like being in the middle of a field of people that were having a picnic . It all fades from there . The next thing I remember , I was in charge of selling high quality hospital stuff . Not really sure what it was now , but it was supposed to be the very best money could buy . I remember firing an employee that stole from me , she was taking stuff out in her bra and we challenged her at the door before she left as her bra size seemed to get pretty big suddenly . After that , I woke up . . . . . had to pee . I dreamed I was in France and they had a water problem . . . It was blue . No one could figure out why the water was blue . I worked side by side with a lot of people and spent what seemed like forever trying to figure it out . We never found out . . . . Suddenly , I was putting boxes on very high places . The boxes seemed not very heavy , but very bulky . I would place the box on the shelf where i wanted to be and when I turned my head the box would re - position itself . It became very aggrivating and made me wake up . That 's it . . . . . No more . Posted by I was in the middle of a field selling metal tickets . They were about the same size as a credit card , but they were very thin . People just seemed to appear to buy them . I have no idea what the tickets were for . After that , I was in a theater . There was a show going on and I wanted to see it , but by the time I was allowed to get into the audience seating area . . . it was over . I was supposed to go to a company to and give some advice about the building 's idiosyncrasies as I was the original engineer that designed it . They were going to tear the building down . While I was there , they asked me to consider working for them as an employee . I said I would consider it . I actually filled out an application . It was time to go and I got lost , I couldn 't find my car in the parking lot . I spent a lot of time looking everywhere and eventually I had no idea where I was . I was totally lost . I decided to walk home , but I didn 't know which way to go . I was getting very apprehensive about it when I saw a yellow handled shovel . It was quivering every time I got near it . My curiosity got the best of me and I grabbed the handle . Suddenly , The handle spoke and said " Hop on , I will take you home " . So , I did . . . . I rode it like a witch rides a broom and it took me home . Upon getting home the shovel turned into my car . That 's it . . . There was something about a box , but I can 't remember though . Somehow I was in a weird scuffle in a bed that was as big as a yard . I rolled around fighting with this person as he was trying to shoot me . We were somehow under the covers some of the time and then others we were on the top of them . Then I was shot 2 times in the left shoulder , and then I got stronger , for some reason and took his gun . I don 't know how , but suddenly we were in the yard and still fighting . I threw the gun in a hole and he tried to get it and the gun blew up and he ran away . Next dream . . . I was swimming . . . . That 's it . . . just swimming . I was in an FBI office and we were just sitting around talking and I said that some of the so called " covert " things he was bragging about were easy to do , anyone could do it . He challenged me to a covert fight to the death , believing I was just another person off the street . I accepted and we left the building with orders to be back in 3 days , no matter what . I had been trained as a hand to hand stealth assassin for the CIA and my opponent was not aware of that or he would not have bragged his way into this rediculous challenge . I decided to humiliate him instead of killing him . I was able to put some sleeping powder in his food and when he was asleep , I traded his gun for my gun . . . . . both guns were identical except for the serial numbers . I decided to return a few hours earlier to the FBI office and when I got there I had a small box with the gun in it . It was gift wrapped and I handed it to the FBI chief and we waited for the challenger to arrive . When he returned he was so full of himself that I never touched him even though he couldn 't find me . . . he believed he was a winner . I simply said to the chief to check the serial numbers on the gun I gave him in the gift wrapped box and tell us whose gun it is . Now when it was proven to be his gun , the question was . . . how did I get it and of course I could have killed him when I did . He was so rattled by this , he pulled his gun to shoot me and was shot by one of the other agents in the room . He was then arrested and taken away I was working at the store and a man came in to rob us . One of the other employees sort of pushed me aside to open the register . I was off to the side and we always have a bunch of stuff on the counters that we call " Impulse purchase " items . There was a box of pearing knives on the counter and I picked up a couple and threw them at the robber . They struck his hand and he dropped the bag he had . He was trying to rob us with a paper bag over his hand , telling us he had a gun in the bag . It was a toy gun . The cops came and took him away . I got my picture in the paper again . . . . WOW ! ! I was hunting for someone , but I couldn 't find them . I was all over the city , looking everywhere . Then I was selling salt for sidewalks and snow and ice control . I was in an accident at work and had to take a lot of time off from work . I will not get paid for the time I take off . I have to do something to maintain income or I will go bankrupt . I am not sure what I did , but I was in a very fancy home and I thought it was mine . I woke up cause I had to pee . I was in a warehouse and it had offices in it . Trucks were pulling up to it to load stuff . I was talking to one of the men I was there to see when we had to leave quickly . I don 't know why we had to leave , just that we had to go . We were suddenly in another part of the warehouse walking back to the offices and talking about some sort of business . . . don 't know what though . I must have left as I remember having to walk up the entrance ramp and telling them that is was very icey and someone should do something about the ice as I almost fell coming in . I woke up and I don 't have the slightest idea what was happening in this dream . In the beginning I was the one that they were trying to bomb . Somehow I would be able to know where the bomb would be hidden and de - fuse them . Suddenly I was in war zones de - fusing bombs every day , but the weird part was I seemed to always know where they were . The government was driving me nuts trying to find out how I did it . I told them the truth . . . I honestly didn 't know how I did it . . . I just knew . Suddenly I was captured and thrown into prison , I was being tortured when I woke up . First , I was in a plane and I was the only one on it , no passengers or pilots . I wasn 't afraid as the plane seemed to know where it was going . Suddenly it decided to go down and when it hit the ground I was in a racing car . . . going like hell on a main hyway or turnpike . I got up to pee , went back to bed and . . . . . . . . I was walking down a lane and crossing a little creek and I was holding the hand of a child . She was walking with me . I was pointing out the wonders of spring , flowers and things . She looked up at me and said , " Oh , look at the momma bear and the cubs washing their hands " . That 's when I grabbed her up and ran like a demon to the house . It wasn 't a house , it was a tent . So , we were scared and I said . . . Shhhh , don 't make a soundI woke up again . . . I dreampt I was working in the store , but I owned the store . I had won the lottery and bought the store from the original owner , but didn 't tell anyone . I was making suggestions and everyone couldn 't figure out why my suggestions were put in place all the time . The bosses were dumbfounded and decided to fire me cause I seemed to be a threat to them , but I wasn 't . The last thing I remember was selling black stove pipe to a farmer for his wood stoves . He bought all we had . I woke up to pee and it was time to stay up for work anyway . I was building little bird houses and from somewhere I got a weird kind of wood that did wild thngs . I was able to build a bird house that would magically become as big as a real house . Some had furniture inside and others were just a bird house . They would change shape by themselves without any help . People were coming from all over the world to get one . There were some that tried to steal the special wood I was using . I don 't know where the wood was coming from , it just appeared . . The last thing I remember is getting into a car with my dog and he wanted to drive . I don 't know whose car it was . . . it wasn 't mine . . . I don 't think . That 's all I can remember . . . . . Posted by I was at a meeting and I was supposed to bring in a particular book and I forgot it . I said I would go get it and left the meeting . I couldn 't find my car , so I called a cop I knew to assist . The cop turned into a salesman for porn , so I told him I have to find the book . . he wasn 't interested . Somehow , there was an old woman pushing a cart up hill on a cobblestone street and was having an awful time . I walked over and helped her get it up the hill . Somehow , I was back in the meeting , but now I was the presenter and I wasn 't properly dressed . I went to the men 's room to change and I had my underwear on backwards and when I tried to hook up my suspenders , they wouldn 't stay hooked up . My pants kept falling down . I had to get up to pee . I went back to bed and the porn guy was using a remote to show me and others in the room various movies of women 's big boobs and all the things you can do with a big boob . This was on a wide screen TV . The dog wanted me to get up , so he woke me up just as it was getting good . I dreamed I was a super hacker and I was getting into secrets that peoole had in hidden files on their computer . It was fun , but . . . a couple found out and stopped me . I dreamed I was a detective , or sort of one . I was hunting criminals using the blogs to find them . That became dangerous and I went into hiding . I remember running up a sidewalk incline and was being shot at . I could see the sparks on the concrete walk as I was running . I ran into a home and straight through and out the back door and hid in a very large trash can , holding the lid on from the inside . The shooter was mad cause he thought I was too close to his girl friend ( which I was ) . Anyway , he kicked the can when he didn 't see me in the alley . That part was scary too , what if he would have shot at the can . . . . . I waited a while and left and had a drink at the local bar . . . . . it was full of women . . . WOW ! ! ! What a night ! ! ! ! The government cut way back on the amount of Social Security they would pay each month to seniors . I was cut by $ 100 a week and it was almost impossible to keep up with bills . We had to go to their main offices every day for our money and stand in line for hours to get it . Some of the older people were dying while waiting . I was in the car and dogs attacked the car , all kinds of them . . . . coming from everywhere . One of the dogs could talk , but it was a language I didn 't understand . Whatever he was trying to tell me wasn 't friendly , atleast that 's what I thought . Something about running to somewhere , it 's amazing how well I can run in my dreams and when awake I have a hard time just walking . . . I literally can 't run anymore . I don 't know what I was running from or to what . . . just running . I had borrowed a motorcycle to go to work and I worked at a high rise building . On my way there I stopped to get gas for it and the gas station was out of business . There were two young women there and they seemed to know an awful lot about motorcycles . They were so interested and aggressive about it they wanted to ride it , I said NO as it wasn 't mine . Somehow we got into checking stuff on the bike and before I knew it they were stripping the bike down to see if it had some special parts on it . They discovered that it had been beefed up and was able to go about 200 miles per hour . We finally got it back together and I left to get gas . Somehow I was in Rachel 's front yard sitting on the front steps with a blanket wrapped around my shoulders . I knocked on the door and Jon answered , I asked if I could come in out of the cold and he refused to let me in . So I went to the neighbors house and they gave me a cup of coffee and got in touch with Rachel and she let me in . The last thing I remember , I was helping Rachel make Jello in the kitchen . It was red Jello . . . . . . I woke up . I was working as a beam walker on the new towers being built in New York City . I am not sure what I was actually doing up there . After that , I was on the ground working on truck motors . We were trying to get them from stalling in traffic . I was able to get a lot of them going again . Then suddenly , I was back in my old office in the hospital having a conversation with all my past employees . We were discussing my return to the job and how nice that would be for us all . Then the dog woke me up . It all started out with fixing a car . Somehow , I needed to get parts from someplace not local and so we all went to get the parts . Me , Doris and a whole bunch of kids . The kids were somewhat of a problem and i don 't know where the kids came from . . . they were just there and I felt we had to take care of them . I was in work clothes and I was discussing price and availability of the stuff when it all changed to being in this mans living room . We were now all dressed up , including the kids and he offered us to stay for supper , so we did . I got up twice during the night to pee and each time I went back to bed the same dream kept coming back . Each time it was different in some way . I was fixing the cars , then a boat and finally working on the house . Doris woke me up once and said I was taking up too much of the bed and I should move over , I guess I did as I then slept til it was time to get up . I was on a constuction crew and I remember finishing something and someone said " Look at Yourself " . I looked down and my pants were covered with black oil . That was weird as we were working with electricity on the transmission poles . Suddenly i was in another dream state where I was in a cave with cave men . They were Neanderthals and couldn 't speak english . All they did was gesture and make funny grunts . Then somehow , a small black box was given to them by a winged creature and suddenly they could speak english as long as they talked to the box . I woke up after that . I dreamt I invented a way to change skin color using a chemical in paint . People wanted to be various colors , however it was not a temporary thing . If you decided to be green and wanted to change back . . . . you couldn 't do it . Now that caused some real problems . I was on everybodys hit list after they tried it and decided to stop using it . I tried to come up with an anecdote but I was attacked by a shower of large black bumble bees . Scared the shit out of me and I woke up . . I got a message from My Best Friend that she has been removed from using adsense . I knew it might happen , but I really thought we could do it . I was using different computers every time . I tried to be so careful . It just seems as though that everything I touch turns to shit lately . I feel as though I have eliminated a part of her life that she will never get back from google . This is one of those times I feel like crawling up in a corner and giving up the ghost . I will make it up to her somehow . . . I don 't know how yet . . . . but I will . That 's a promise I make to myself and I never break a promise . I 'm a mother of 2 , born in Montreal now living in Strathmore ( half an hour east of Calgary ) . I teach piano part time out of my home , and am also furthering my education in music . To keep even busier I have started a home based business here in Strathmore called " Cuts On Wheels " . I cut , colour , perm people 's hair in the comfort of their own homes .