I love the premise of this show.   Oh, we go where we not supposed to go, baby. The brilliant idiots, podcast, podcast. Yep, Charlamagne, you guys. Hands through show. We are the brilliant idiots, and this week's episode is brought to you by Squared Space, from websites and online stores, the marketing tools and analytics. Squared Space is the all-in-one platform to build a beautiful online presence and run your business. There are no hidden fees or price hikes. And all websites are optimized for mobile. And it's so simple, start with a design template and use drag-and-drop tools to make it your own.   Let's start the show. Sorry for the delay. Yes. Last week, Andrew Schott took another honeymoon. So, yeah. Why not? I ain't got to explain myself, though. Andrew Schott. I will almost explain myself. Andrew Schott said vacations over child's college funds.  What were we saying before? That abortion going to cost if you want one of those. That's when your money's going to go. I'm married. I can't get those. Try to convince your wife to get an abortion. There's no way. No, there's definitely no way. It depends, though. Y'all might have already had, like, four or five. You know what I mean? That is true. Yeah, yeah, and you might just be tired of having them. That is true. Your wife with no kids that you just got married to. Oh, no, she wants to be. That's going to happen. She was trying to get one when we were out there in Italy. Really? What do you mean? She's explained how one tried to get one. You know. She was clutching the cheeks? Clutching the cheeks? OK, OK, OK. Eject. Why not? Eject. That's the beauty of being married, bro. Hey, man. You can have guilt-free raw sex. And not care where to come going. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How was Italy, homie? Yo, your hair in Europe is wild. Wow, right? Your Europe is crazy. Went in Rome. Went in Rome. You know what I mean? You go to the Europe Hairstyles when you get there. Are you going on YouTube for tutorials?  What? I brought it back even today a little bit. Yo, I leaned in, bro. I leaned in.  Italy's great. I've never been. Is it really fine? You would love it, dude. Food? Amazing?  They don't know how to do nothing else. But that's the only thing I would want when I go over there. Exactly. But I think what happens is sometimes people try to open restaurants out there that like gastropub, whatever they're like, mix different cultures and food. Italians don't know how to. Italians are the best at pasta, pizza, and fish. Yeah. Don't even try to do anything else. That makes sense, though. So when you're in Italy, you could be like, hey, man, I want to go to the American restaurant tonight. You're going to move from American? No. They do that type of shit? I mean, some people do. Or they try to like make the Italian thing like fancy, because so many rich people are going there. Rich people need like a fancy thing. And we were just telling the guy at the hotel, like, yo, where do y'all eat? We want to go where you guys eat. And those places were fire. And any time we went to like the fancy place. Mid. Mid. Yeah. Yeah. Because they were trying too much. The Italian perfected Italian food. Like, you don't go to China and then try to eat. Mexico. Mexico. Yeah. You go to China, you try to eat a little bit of everything. Literally. There's a lot of different things over there. Literally, you can eat everything. Like, we've seen the videos of the wet markets and stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah. You probably go there and try something very unique. Yeah. But maybe that's what they're great at doing. Yeah. Yeah. Y'all couldn't last in Italy.  Cheese ruins me. But I'll tell you this. My wife has an allergy to cheese in the States. Really?  Me too. Over there. None. Wow.  None of the food. Like, she can't eat dairy here. She can't even drink dairy here. She goes over there, has as much as she wants, not a single pimple, nothing. Wow. Well, I mean, it's only been a few days. Give it a minute. This. I'm just saying. I don't know if we can go with this dairy just yet. I've just got back, bro. I'm telling you, usually, usually. That's what she just eats in there and then blames it when she goes back. Yeah. No, but yeah, I'm telling you, the food out there is different. So are you taking another honeymoon is the question? No. We were out there, because we were out there, we did podcasts in England. What? OK, so basically I. Oh, wait a minute, England. Italy's next to England? Nah, but close enough. OK. So basically, OK, this is what happened. I got asked to do this movie in Northern England, a place called Leed.  Exactly. Hey. So and it's so funny, because the more I tell people on this podcast to not cast me in movies, I swear to God, Charles, man, the more I get cast. It's the audience, bro. They're like, yo, this guy has an audience. And every time we get a contract and it's just like the first thing was like, yeah, we can't do it. And they're like, we need him to do it. It's kind of crazy. It's amazing. Yeah. And it's only going to continue to make what you're doing that much bigger. I don't know if you realize that I wish I wish we could gave some of this stuff and just see like how many new Andrew Schultz fans it is. Because I get it a lot. What do you mean? Like people coming up to me like like something but dude came up to me the other day at the radio.  You've been at the station for a decade. There was a dude named, do that work that came to you. He was like, man, I know Andrew Schultz was so funny, man. He was like, man, I watched the infamous man and I'll be watching all this stand up clips.   I have no clue that we've been doing a podcast for 10 years. That's a dude that came to you. No, do it.  Yes, bro. It is. You know, I swear to God, I was talking. I was talking, I think Mark about this. I swear to God, if we like in two weeks announced to the world that we're starting a podcast and we're calling it really nitty, it might be bigger than our original podcast. Yo, what if we trolled the world with that? Yo, we're starting a podcast. We're coming together. You're like, long time, boys. And you realize the brilliant is the brilliant is, as you know it, is officially launching. It's not an exaggeration, one of the biggest podcasts on the planet. Been been for a long time, but I think it's because it's the brilliant idiots. Oh, they don't say, like, shawarma man, so it's kind of like you see, you see the door, right? You're like, well, what do they serve in there?  You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean?  That's a couple of dishes I'm familiar with. I'll stay for a while. So should we put ourselves more on it? Should should we be more present in the marketing? Or did we create this kind of cool, almost like subculture thing that has been going on for a decade? I love the subculture. I don't know.  I love the subculture. But then sometimes I feel like we maximizing its full potential. You know what I mean? Yeah. So I don't know. I go back and forth. Yeah. I'm with whatever at this point. I mean, I'm with whatever just because I like I like what we built. Yes. You know what I mean? Yes. That's what I like. What we built. It is just funny that people could know the both of us separately. And not know that we have a partner. Listen, the brilliant is the people who know, know, the people who know. Yeah, you get a couple of million listens a month or more. You want? Yeah. But but OK, so I was out there, I was doing this film. And then then I told the boys, I'm like, yo, should we do some pods in England? It's close. Yeah. Right. And so we went out. We did a few podcasts with, you know, some creators out there in England. That was super far.  Oh, yeah. I was partying. I thought Alex was there. Alex was there. You was in Paris with Weezy, right? Yeah. Yeah. Mark went out there to to Crete to out there to Greece. I'm going to Greece. You're going to Greece. I'm definitely going to Greece. Why? Why?   You mean Greece? No, not yet, but look, I want to go. I don't want to go to what's it called? Mekano. Mekano. I don't want to go there. I want to go to Santorini. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Santorini is like the spot for couples and family. Yeah. Mekano. Maybe I'm getting confused. They say Mekano is the party place. Yeah. I think Mekano is a little more party. OK. And then Santorini.   And then if you want to engage in the other stuff, you get to.  It was wild.  And it was not not even close, actually. Yeah, that's the thing. Like they say Greece is I mean, it's super affordable. Yeah. So I'm going to Greece. I don't know if I'm going this year, but at some point. No, dude, the thing is, I don't know.  But like you're around these like, at least in the the Malfi coast in Italy, there's these like basically these cliffs that line. The beach, right?  And then there's water. It's basically like gigantic cliffs drops off water, right?  And it's like the most humbling thing because. You have to recognize it took millions of years for that cliff to be there. Like I look at buildings in New York and people are wildly impressed in buildings. And I grew up in Manhattan, right? So this is all I know. And it's impressive. Like you fly in, you're like, wow, human beings did this. That building took a year to make.  And it's millions of years of like volcanic eruption in the under the ocean, built it up, tectonic plates slamming in one another. And it's just like it makes you realize like how small you are and how short a time we have here.   OK, OK. Going that because if God if God created all of this and decided to create me as well. Oh, you know what I mean? And yeah, that mountain might be looking at you like, look at this unique looking thing. I think we're like mosquitoes, man. I think I think you're like rust, you know what I mean? It's just like way away. Like, I don't know, bro. Because think about it.  And the mosquitoes on the cow, right? You know what I mean? The cow is almost like a mosquito's back, bro.   And slapping them and swishing them don't. Wouldn't you think that would scare other mosquitoes? Nope.   Relentless. Mosquitoes. Who are they like?   Think about that. Yeah.    And do you know they can only bite five times a day? That they...  Yo, yo. Yo. Yo. Did you know that? Did you know that? Did you know that? This is true, dude. This is true. No, man. You got... You got... I'm gonna start biting them motherfuckers back. You got to. What did we see this week that... What did we miss last week? Oh, man. I'm like... The Breakfast Club is no longer the same. The Breakfast Club is you know it. Never be the same or something like that. It's officially over. Yeah. As you know it, now you going with a new host, what's the vibes? Yeah. And why is she still on? Because she's going me on to the end of the year. I think it's dope. You know, I'm with Anjali. Anjali is starting her own show way up with Anjali. It's actually a spin-off for The Breakfast Club. The Breakfast Club comes on 6 a.m. to 10 a.m. Monday through Friday. Anjali will be on 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Monday through Friday. So literally in all of these... She's syndicated in like 30 plus markets. So when The Breakfast Club goes off, Anjali comes on. You know what I mean? Which I think is dope. I think it's dope that The Breakfast Club has gotten to the point where we've become this franchise that can create, you know, spin-off shows. And I thoroughly... When I say thoroughly, I thoroughly enjoyed when we put out the planned communication of said tweet. You know what I mean? Which is wild to me that people would think that we didn't plan that. Like, come on, bro, we've been doing this for 13 years. Like, you're still, like, surprised when water's a stirred up to catch fish. And I thoroughly enjoyed when that tweet went out and watching everybody scramble.  And the beauty of it is, I didn't tell nobody. You know what I mean? And we didn't tell nobody. Nobody told anybody. There was only five people who knew that tweet was going out. It was me, Thea Mitchum, our boss, Thea Mitchum, Dennis Clark, our radio consultant, Angela, and Envy. So this is literally, you're hitting me. Like, my close friends are hitting me.  Like, what's happening? And I'm like, what you mean what's happening? What? A tweet? People are sending me the tweet. I'm just like, interesting, interesting, interesting. Taylor didn't even, Taylor was so mad the next day. Oh, really? Fear, fear here. You know the mic, Taylor? Talk. Do you want to talk about it now? Because she was included? No, but we didn't tell nobody. That's the point. But you got a big mouth. No. You would have told people. No. The mic, the mic. She's still upset. She's heated. But here's the thing. You have to do certain things like that. Especially in radio. You know what I mean?  Bro, Alex posted this one clip of you asking Magic Johnson, dude.   And he goes, no. And he breaks, bro. He breaks, bro. That's the best part. He tried to be diplomatic. He tried to be politically correct. He got like three seconds into his plan response and then started dying. Because he knows that's how you would think. Come on, man. Anytime you diagnose with some type of STD, you chart narrowing it down.  He knows that. I just wanted to ask him that. You know what's so crazy?   I almost want you to cancel the breakfast club weekly. So just these old clips can pop up of you. Are we doing the documentary? Say again? We're doing the documentary. Oh, you need to. No, the documentary is absolutely. I mean, we were working on it. And you got all the video. We've literally got 13 years of footage of the breakfast club. I'm talking about every interview, every audio break for 13 years is absolutely positively in the can at Power 105. We have all of that footage, everything.  We got interviews that we've never released from people because they were just terrible. Like early, I mean, early on, like, I mean, groups, like, I'm not even going to say, but it's groups, it's artists that were early on and they sounded, they were bad. You know what I mean? And now they're successful. Now you wouldn't, it's night and day.  And have they come back on? Yeah, a million times.  No, we got unreleased interviews. We got like an unreleased, put it like this. We got an unreleased two-shot and Paul Mooney interview. Wow. Just imagine how nuts those interviews had to be that we didn't release. Yeah. And this was early on. This was pre-cancel culture. Yeah. And we was like, this might be too much. Now, in hindsight, I might go back and watch those and be like, oh, that wasn't that bad. You know what I mean? But at the time, we didn't put them out.  But the documentary is absolutely positively definitely coming. And it was interesting to see all of those old clips pop up because it just brings you back to a time.   That was 2013. That was 2014. That was 2015. Yeah. Like, there was a lot going on in all of our lives that I just, I honestly just totally forgot about. Yeah. Like, think about that. When you have that much content that you just forget about it. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?  Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Because it's these fucking, it's these, it's these existences of you. It's almost like the multiverse for real. Yeah. You know, these people run parallel. Like, I can totally see you seeing that magic Johnson clip and be like, I don't like this guy. By the way, I don't care what y'all say. I would still ask that question. No, that's funny. I don't think anybody would ask differently. I would ask differently. Why?   I think I said it.   But the woman gave you eight. Exactly. I put myself in the mindset of that person. How you would be thinking in that moment. You know what I mean?  Right?   I'm just saying you would be angry in that moment. And that's what you would be doing. You'd be blaming everybody but yourself.  Would you? What? What? What? What? What? What?  No question about it. But I think what happens is you definitely go back and you start thinking. Yeah.  Yeah. Well, yo, you know what's so crazy? You can't trace HIV for real. What do you mean? Because, you know, with COVID you had contact tracing. You can't trace it back to. Taylor, what are you talking about? How many girls he has sex with? What does it matter? Taylor said it depends on how many girls he has sex with. I don't know why you can't because they got the contact tracing with COVID because people have admitted they got COVID. Back then, motherfuckers didn't even know what it was. Yeah. It's like people were getting sick, dying. Not everybody had like gotten diagnosed. Yeah. Yeah. It wasn't as advanced as this. Yeah. But now you would know. Now you'd know. Yeah.  Listen, the moral of the story is Sacramento. And why Sacramento? It was perfect. Everything was perfect. You even believed it.   You know what? I was trying to think, I was trying to think of Lake arrival. Yeah. I'm sure you were. I'm sure you were buddy. I've never been to Sacramento. That's probably why you don't have any.   But no, Anjali is going to get her own show. I think that's fantastic because. Who you replacing Anjali with? Well, I don't like the word replace. I think the word replaces the dish you spent with Anjali because she's irreplaceable. You know what I'm saying? I think that the breakfast club. There you go. There you go. The breakfast club. Seriously, the breakfast club is a club. That's fire, bro. You got that.  I'm going to get a girl for Sacramento, man. We're going to get a girl. No, but I do. I think she's irreplaceable. I think she's irreplaceable because what we built over the past 13 years can never be duplicated to the left, to the left. So nobody can replace her. You know what I mean? Now, the breakfast club is a club. So I want to expand the members of the club. Okay. I mean, so we will bring in new members of the club. And that's what I'm looking for. So I'm looking forward to two things, right? Moving the coach or radio forward because we all know radio took all the personality out. You know what I mean?  There's this thing called PPM. PPM is a rating system that for whatever reason, they thought if you remove personality from radio, then make it a jukebox. People will tune in more. Stupidest thing that ever happened. You know what happened over the past 15 years? The rise of podcasts, they took over personality or the rise of music, music streaming services took over the music. Yeah. And I always say that radio will never lead in anything again. And that's okay, right? Because when it comes to personalities, it's podcasts. When it comes to music, it's the streaming services. When it comes to live events, live shows, it's the festivals.  Yeah. You're never going to hear such and such dies over the radio first and let that person dies right there in front of the radio personality in that moment. You know what I mean? And even then, somebody's going to record it and put it on Instagram before the person on the radio gets to say it. Yeah. So with that being said, when you have somebody like Angela Yee who can go to mid-days, right? And she's a well-known personality. Now you bring star power to a day part. Think about growing up in New York, man. Every single day part had a star in it. Think about it. Mornings had stars, mid-days had stars, afternoons had stars, night had stars. There wasn't a time you could turn on a radio station in New York, Hot 97, BLS, whatever it was and not hear somebody you absolutely positively know on the radio. So I think Angela Yee going to do that for mid-days is going to help move the culture of radio for as far as personality is concerned. And as far as what we're going to do, we're bringing in new energy. We're bringing in new blood and hopefully whoever we bring in. Will you try a few people? You think you'll... Of course. Yeah, I'm not even... There's nobody even remotely in the running. Like it's not one of those things like, oh, she's gone. Now we bringing in this person. You might not see somebody in that spot for another year. Oh, really? I mean, that's my mentality. You know what I'm saying? Unless something's just... You got to make sure it's right.   You know what I mean?  Female? I think so. Good for the energy.    Well, I mean, that's not what makes a woman a woman, but let's not get into that. Andrew, I am so sorry, my bad. Thank you for being the progressive one always on this podcast. I am the progressive one. Just because you're absolutely right. You know what I mean?  That's right.  Yeah, dude. That's what they tell us in 2020.  Yeah, of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. We are. What do you mean?   Yeah, of course. I love it. And then go back to the point I was making about radio and never leading in anything again. Radio has always been the ultimate amplifier. And that is where we are in 2022 and beyond radio is going to be the ultimate amplifier to all of these other things. That are already existing now. You know what I mean? Whether it's YouTube, whether it's podcast, whether it's social media, radio is the ultimate amplifier for all of that stuff. And I encourage everybody in the radio business, all radio executives, if you have anybody in charge or any personalities who feel like they're waiting out of storm when it comes to this YouTube stuff and this podcast stuff and this music streaming, if they're saying things like, oh, radio has had these challenges before, fire them. Yeah, it's over. Fire them. You know why you should fire them? Because they don't realize this is not a challenge. The world has changed. Yeah. It's completely changed. But I feel like with radios, you can so easily turn into podcasts. You can so easily like put it out in different ways. You guys have had so much success with that with YouTube, right? Like, I think, I mean, YouTube, you could make the argument that YouTube is what made the breakfast club global. 100%. There's no debate about it.  People knew me from the breakfast club. It's not a debate. It's absolutely with YouTube. Absolutely with the iHeart Radio app. But once again, it's these platforms where people can access you, access you anywhere. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. If you have personalities who are not using those platforms, you got to get rid of them. You know what I mean? Because we live in a world where they used to say, if you build it, they will come. No. If you want to build it, you got to meet people where they are. Yeah. That's it. Yeah. Yeah. So we're sitting here right now doing this podcast, but where's this podcast going to go in a couple of days? YouTube. It's going to go on social media and clips. It's already up on SoundCloud. That's what you have to do. If you're not doing that in 2022 as a radio personality, you got to go. Yeah. And if you got executives that you work for at these stations and they're not thinking like that, they have to be thinking of radio stations like social media platforms. What do these social media platforms do all day long? What is that? They keep us engaged. Yeah. They keep us engaged. There's content on there that we're constantly looking at. And more importantly, we're commenting and we're retweeting and we're liking. That's what radio has to be. And you can put the personalities on the air. That can keep the phone lines going all day long. That can keep people engaged via social media all day long. You just got to get people that understand that side of the game. So I'm excited to see what happens in the future of radio. And once I'm happy to be at the forefront of creating whatever that change is going to be. Are there going to be some changes with Breakfast Club, you think, in terms of structure? What do you mean, structure? I don't know. Like the way that you make the show, like are you? I'm sure. I'm sure when you bring in new energy. Yeah. I'm listening, man. I'm all about ripping up playbooks. You know, you can't keep running the Triangle Offense in 2022. Yeah.  So yeah, I'm all full, you know, bringing in new people with new ideas, new energy. And let's, let's, let's, let's figure it out. Yeah. I think that's, that's the only way to constantly keep evolving and constantly keep growing. And does that like excite you? The challenge a bit? Very much so. Yeah. Like, like, like very, very, very much so. Like I actually look forward to it. If I was the boss, if I was the, okay, what I would do is I would tell Angela to say that the breakfast club will be nothing without her. Because I know how to get you going. And then you would see like psychotic Charlemagne and. I don't need no help getting going. No, no, no, no. But when you have a point to prove that that, but no, I feel like I'll tell my hope. Don't think for one second that I didn't spend at least an hour this weekend watching all the ops videos. I watched all the ops videos. I love.  I love people being excited about that. I love people like, yes, finally, because you couldn't beat us on your own.  So you're happy that, you know, we're disbanding in a way. Yeah. You know what I mean? And I saw a lot of people even trying to make it out to be negative. Like Angela is going to get way more money. She's going to get her own show. And here's something else. This is something that happens in white radio all the time. Doesn't happen in black radio too often. Really doesn't happen in black radio too often because you don't see black radio sticking long, long enough for this to happen. I grew up listening to Tom Joyner. Tom Joyner had cast changes. I grew up listening to Doug Banks. Doug Banks, God bless the dead. He had cast changes. Howard Stern. But he's white, you know what I'm saying? But Howard Stern had cast changes. He said Howard Stern. Or Jewish. He's a white Jewish guy. Yeah. Elvis Duran. Elvis Duran. You know how many shows have come from Elvis Duran? That's true. Elvis Duran has literally produced like four or five other shows. Carla and Anthony. Carolina and Greg T. His old co-host. I can't even remember the guy's name now. But I think he's down in DC. He does his thing. And he's got a big show in DC. So it's like this happens all the time in the culture or radio if you have a show that is around long enough to see it happen. You know what I mean? Like these cast changes happen all the time. I think that we're not used to it in our culture. Like in Breakfast Club, what other radio show did you see start in a generation and you got to see through for 13 years? I just thought of something. Yes. You know how streaming is incredibly popular right now? Yeah. Like we're going through like the streaming revolution too, right?  And people love this live feel. They love the fact that this is happening in the moment. They love the fact that anything could go wrong. It raises the stakes. You say something naughty. It's even crazier. Yeah. It's something you've said that you love a lot. That is radio. Absolutely. So I'm curious as to why the Breakfast Club and other radio stations aren't just meeting the people where they are going on Twitch, going on YouTube, going on all these places that are live streaming and give them the live streaming content that they already crave. I mean, we're already, because we are, you just get it from the I Heart Radio because we're live every morning. Right. But if not as many people are on the I Heart Radio app that are on Twitch or on YouTube and you're already going to put the content there. Like to me, I'm like, it's a no brainer. You can run your ads, whoever you run your ads, it doesn't matter. I'm pretty sure you might as well just meet the people where they already are and they love that feeling and you guys are already the best at it. Yeah. That's more audience, but we used to try that. We tried that with live interviews once.  That's not safe. Well, I wouldn't do it for interviews. I would do it when it's you guys in the room. Yeah. Because you're not. You're you're live. Right. Yeah.  This is Google.  Do your Google. There's no audio platform that has more reach than radio. Like 98% of the country still listens to radio. Yeah. Every day. Yeah. I will say I think radio has the most recent least impact. Right. Yeah. We're so used to the radio that it's just background noise. Now you might have a show like I said, like us, the breakfast club where in the morning you're actually listening. Yeah.  Are you just got it on? You know what I mean? For whatever reason, like it's just a habit and it's a good habit. Dude, I if I'm, I don't know, man, I would really look into that streaming. You will be the first radio show that actually doing your streaming because that's what radio has always been. It's been a live stream. You're tuning into the live stream. You have to cut out some things or package them in a certain way.  Exactly. So you're protecting the artist in that regard. And that's cool. And then those can go out on YouTube and go out of the different things. But the morning, like, you know, I could just watch Charlemagne live in the moment as this is happening. I could do that. Or I could watch some guy play video games. I think I'm going to watch that Charlemagne guy. Yeah. I would. Yeah. I'm with you. It would work for jobs just not for the artist. I'm going to tell you there were, there was something different when I was back in the day when you first saw the kind of gag that I season like in this time, you can't use it. You can use it, it's a little bit more of like late again. we were taking it out, you know what I'm saying? Because they don't know no better. And when I'm watching, I'm like, I remember when I told such and such, hey, and I said it in the moment, I'm letting you know, we taking that out. Because I understand the context you were using it in. They don't know. But the alphabet boys will not. And alphabet days will not, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to call y'all boys. I just, alphabet days will not. You know what I mean? So, yes, that word just, when I say that word, just when I start out. The rainbows. That's what, that's what, that's what Graham Wizard calls them. What is the rainbow? The rainbows. The rainbows are coming from blah, blah, blah. The rainbows are coming, that should kill me. Oh man. That's Instagram page, man. I'm telling you, Graham Wizard, chat word, I can't say.  But then, you know, all we did was kept giving you great content and, you know, eventually became part of like, like actual American history because of our interviews with politicians and stuff like that. Then we ended up in the radio hall of fame. Not once did they say they were wrong. Over the last five, six years, but Angela Yee's leaving. Now they like, see, I was right. I mean, it's easy to like, predict the demise of something because everything comes to an end. Everything. So I think it's the easiest thing, like, I know, I see a lot of people do this, but the easiest thing in the world is to be like, ah, it's not going to work out. Now you want to press me, say, this is going to fall apart in three months. Yeah, yeah. Put a timeline. Put a timeline on it. Exactly. You know what I mean? But yeah, I don't love those predictions, like that everything is going to nothing predictions because all you have to do is just wait it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.  Would you add one person or two people to the Breakfast Club if it was you? Mm-hmm. More Charlemagne.  I'm just saying what I like to, I wouldn't want to add more voices. I mean, look, it's, you know, it's different for me, like, you know, with Flagrant, I love our dynamic when we're all just hanging out. And then when we have a guest, it still works. If we have two guests, it's a lot of people. You know what I mean? It's just a lot of people. When we have one guest, it is, there's still a lot of people, but at the same time, everybody can chip in and they have their own like perspective and voice. I think that's very important. But the hang when it's just us is awesome. Like. That's what I like. You see, that's what I like. To your point, I do need, I like that challenge. I need to be in a room where like, that's why I love doing this. We get to exchange ideas and you know, like debate and things like that. That's why I like even doing Hell of a Week because you got three different people on the panel. Everybody going at it. Like, you know what I mean?   So there's three other people that you got to listen to them hear what they have to say, hear their perspective, which is time for me to not hear your perspective. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, and how do you balance that? I like, I like when I put my, and that's what we've been doing on Hell of a Week. I put my perspective out there and people debate your perspective. My perspective, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think structurally, that's better. Yeah. Because we're tuning in for your things that you're gonna say because we think they're gonna be funny and interesting. And then seeing these like smart or funny people bounce off of those, that can create some. Yeah. And it's the mixture too. Like, I like the mixture on Hell of a Week and like I said, it's a formula, right? It's a comedian. Yeah. It's a personality. It's somebody from the political world. Yeah. That's how every show has been. I have, I want every show designed, you know what I mean, on purpose and having different energy in every week. Like this week we got a, who we got this week? We got Flamin' Roe. We got, huh? Yes, sir. Issa, right?  Jesus Christ. You see her? See, you open your mouth. The shortest person always steppin' on things. You open your mouth, see what happened? That's why you didn't know about Angela because you were told by everybody. You got a point. Andrew got a whole point. Just sayin'. I'm just sayin' it whole so help me out. I'm starting with the panel. The panel is Flamin' Roe and then Issa Rae is our one-on-one guest. I mean, listen, man, the thing about this show, the show has been doin' really well and like, you know, people are requesting to come on so that's all you can hope for. Plus, I think, man, I didn't even think about this goin' into this season, but yo, there's no Deezus and Meryl. There's no Samantha Bee. There's no Conan. No Samantha Bee, what are we gonna do?  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? So it's like... So there's more, yeah, but these people are comin' on because of their relationship with you and they like what you do and they wanna be involved in that. Yeah, and it's a much better time slot. It's Thursday nights after the Daily Show, you know what I mean? Like, that's like, oh yeah, you know what? That is a good spot for us to go and, you know, promote whatever we're promoting. Okay, so you got a few people you really respect on the pod, but on the show it's hot.  Son, that was crazy, bro. Am I overreacting? Yeah. I mean, no. You don't even know my business. Like, listen. Hey, Bronny, impressive, but your dad would have dunked it left-handed. You sure got away with it though. I don't even know what you sure got away with it though means. Meaning he wasn't criticized for not dunking it left-handed. Why?  I actually thought the right-handed dunk was cool. I didn't know what hand it was. It was just an awesome dunk. It was an incredibly athletic play. I think he just understands that his role is to hate on LeBron and the James family. But is it generational hate? God damn. I don't like the shitting on the kids. That's all I'm saying. If yo, if he was 18 and he was in the league, do your thing, Skip. But the kid is 17 years old in high school. Why? Yeah. Why? You can't have that much hatred for LeBron. And what did LeBron do to skip Baylor's? That skip Baylor's hates LeBron James that much. Yeah, I don't know. I got a theory. Go. I got a theory. Give him tons of ratings. That's why. Yeah, that's really. There's a lot of haters out there. There's a lot of people that don't like LeBron. And Skip represents those people. So anything that he can say that's anti-LeBron. I thought it was because Skip loved Michael Jordan so much. No. And being that people think LeBron is close to Jordan, which I don't. That's just my personal opinion. Being that he is, I guess, I still think Kobe's the closest to Jordan, but people think LeBron is close to Jordan.  By the way, whatever you want to say about that grown-ass man, LeBron James, do your thing. But to do that to his 17-year-old son. No, it's whack. That's whack. And listen. Leave the kids alone, bro. And I would love to know how LeBron feels about this because that is his son, but also LeBron been dealing with that kind of scrutiny since he was 17. So, you know, yeah, yes. I'm sure you'll still come to the defense of Ronnie because nobody was there to protect Ron in that way. You know what I'm saying? But Ronnie got his dad as he should. So LeBron has never responded to Skip in 20 plus years, which by the way is one of his most impressive stats that we don't talk about enough. He's never responded to Skip. I've seen, I looked up two tweets, bro. And the two tweets weren't even in response to anything Skip said about him. It was somebody asking him about them. And he was like, yo, Steven and Skip are good at what they do. I don't agree with them all the time, but they're good TV. Then somebody asked him about Skip. He was like, I don't know anything about Skip. I never met him a day in my life. He makes for great TV. That was it. Never any response about Skip saying he's not clutching his game. If they're out there, please, school me, send them to us. I haven't seen any.  And that's the best thing that he could possibly do. Not say nothing? Yeah. That's going to drive Skip crazy. But when it comes to your son, do you say something? That's where it gets crazy, man. Do you put Savannah on him? Because that's mama. Mama bear ain't playing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put Savannah on him. Mama bear might come for you. You know what I'm saying? Grandma might come for you. You know what I mean? Maven Rich might come for you now. The king might not say nothing. But you got to let the soldiers, yeah, yeah, yeah. But now you're playing with the hands to the throat. You can't play with the kids, bro. Once the kid turns 18 and he's in college and he's an adult, say whatever you want. Yeah, they don't even talk about high school sports on these shows. Yeah. So what's the point? Don't do that to him now. Yeah, for whatever reason, I don't know. Maybe it's, yeah, I think that we naturally are a little bit more protective of kids. Yeah. It's because they don't have like the emotional development to handle this kind of stuff. I think one of the things most impressive about LeBron is that like he hasn't gotten in trouble.  Never. You know? Never. And one day we're going to look back and we're going to realize how big of a part of his legacy that was. But I feel like the ball brothers got a lot of flak when they were in high school coming up because of their father. Oh, they got a lot of criticism. I don't remember that. I believe so. I don't remember them in high school. I do remember them in high school. They went over to Lithuania. There was a lot of attention that was brought on them. That is true. That's a good point. But you're playing pro. Like I started hearing about Longo and Mellow and when they were playing pro ball. Yeah. But we were hearing about them in high school if they were going to be good and. But that's fair. Yeah. That's fair critique. Like that right there is just needless criticism. Like they always say you shouldn't have needless criticism because you got to remember that jealousy destruction within. That's just a needless critique. Because he starts off with impressive. But your dad would have dunked it left handed. That's like I thought you don't like his dad. You know what I'm saying? Like so to a 17 year old. Yes. I think that Taylor's asking is that a bad thing. The critique of 17 year old like that only because you really don't like his pops. Yes. I think that's why. Because that's that's that tweet is just rooted in hateful of Brian. Yeah. I don't have nothing to do with Brian and Brian should not have to bear the sins of his father in that way. Because by the way, Brian committed no sins. Yeah. Skip just does not like him for whatever reason.   Really? That's right. So it's like for me, I'm like, I'm going to do one to others. You would have him do one to you. So if he had kids, he would never. That's right. Because that's what I'm saying. If you had kids, you wouldn't even play with nobody like that. Yeah. But they say play with my kids. I'm a smile on my mugshot. They play with my kids. I'm a smile on my mugshot. OK. Yeah. Well, you can't play with people's kids like that. But yo, yeah, I mean skip is like he's like he's like North Korean about it.   James, brother.   Like Trinidad James. Trinidad James. Don't get it, James. All James is going to get it. James Brown. James Bond. James.   He loves James Bond. Right color. He does have a habit. There's a pattern. I named the white person Skip goes at. And I'm not saying it skips racist. Yeah. I'm just saying he don't go at white people to say what he does is black athletes. Is that true? I haven't seen it. Do you think there's more of the one?   Oh, really? Yes. Well, he knows his he knows his demo then. Man, he knows his man and watch the games.  And the other thing I don't like about this is it just reeks of desperation. Yo, it's wild corny. It's reeks of desperation. I believe the kids alone. It reeks of desperation.  But that's only because Russell responded. Oh, yeah. But he was right.  Yo, Russell Westbrook is fire.  Exactly. You know what I mean? But last year, by the way, somebody black wrote that for Skip, bro. That's a black insult. Like, his name is Black Skip. If you're like, yo, my boy Skip's coming to the party. You'd be shocked to see that step of your white man walking. Yeah, like, you take the camera and start at the Jordans, you're like, OK, yeah, and then it just starts going up. I want to know what Skip and Lil Wayne be talking about. Yeah. That's what I want to know. Like, why did Lil Wayne go over there and hang up? I don't know. Why do you think? I want to know. Like, why? Maybe he's a good hang. Maybe Skip's a good hang. You think? I don't know. Maybe. You should have him on Breakfast Club. I would absolutely have Skip. That'd be fun. It would be. I don't think he travels though.  I ain't never seen Skip on the East Coast, ever. So he just does his show from?   I'm just spitballing, man.  Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that thing. Shall we pay a bill? Let's pay some bills, man.  Hold on.  This can't be real. What? Wait, what is that? What is that? Man. Stop it. Hold on. Yo. Listen, man. Van just sent me this tweet, man. Somebody said, we got to be ready for the next era of information because of this edit. We got to insert this. But this is something from CNN. And it's Kamala Harris. Vice President Kamala Harris talking to Erin Burnett. And the lower third is, should women give head to get a head? I think we should. Yes.   And then, you know, the little thing catches it. And then, you know, so we got to kind of perfect that one a little bit more. 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I'm saying for everybody who's bought tickets because they wanted to see Lil Duvall, you know Lil Duvall's situation. You know what I'm saying? He's in a car accident. And then we had all the smoke, 85 South Show, reasonably shady. And a couple of those individuals had scheduling conflicts. So you might have had one, not the other, one and a guest. And I don't wanna do that to the people. So I would rather wait and we postponing it. And we're gonna announce the later date soon. I don't have the website. We have, what's the website Taylor? And so, is it BlackEffect.com? I thought it was something else. BlackEffect, oh, BlackEffect.com slash podcast festival. You can go to that and you'll get the new date when we announced the new date and all of that good stuff. So thank you to everybody who purchased tickets. Sorry. And I don't know why people are still hitting us up. I thought we announced that it's not happening on Sunday, August 28th, but we will announce the new date very, very, very soon. Now, let's get back to the show. Let's do it. It's a hard thing to, a festival is an incredible undertaking. You ain't gotta tell me. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?  I wanna tell y'all more just from a legal perspective, but I don't wanna say too much, but boy, you, and it's not from the artist, it's just from other entities, you get ceaseless from the weirdest places. Wait, really? What do you mean? For the weirdest, the weirdest thing. Wait, what do you mean? I'll tell you off there. It's just weird. It's just strange. But we are postponing it to another date, but you're right. Like to bring all of that talent together. Everyone in one place- Everyone of these people like think about that, right? So you have 30 different people, whatever it is, who are all jam-packed and have no time whatsoever, right? And then you're basically saying, hey, we need all of you to be available this one day. We don't even got all of them. You got like 10 podcasts, you know what I mean? Black Spec has like 27, 28 podcasts. You're gonna do 10 this time, 10 to 10 another time, but listen, everything happens for a reason. I'm not tripping. It's the right thing. That's right. If we can't do it right, then not do it at all. And you know, because to me, that's just stealing money. You know what I mean? That's just taking money and like not giving people what they actually paid for. You know, one way I think there's a cool way to go about these things is like starting small with like, it's one day guaranteed these are the people that can be there. And then selling that. And then if other people can add on building out outside of that. Now I don't understand how you like do that financially. I don't understand the metric for that. That's all we were doing was one day. Oh, right, right. Yeah, we were doing, we were doing one day. It was ambitious though. That's a lot of talking one day, right? Like, yeah. In the festival though. So it was food, it's gonna be food. It's gonna be drinks, you know what I mean?  You know what I mean? It was like, we were gonna have all of that. So yeah, it's gonna be good when we get it together the right way. Why do you think women are so underrepresented in the podcast space?   Okay, I'm gonna answer this question. I'm gonna answer this question as a man. Yeah. Or as a person who identifies as a man. Yeah. I'm not sure women support each other the way they should, bro.  It's a lot of truth to that. Yeah. Cause with the number of women in the world, WNBA should be full every game, right? And it should be women walking around in WNBA jerseys all the time. I own two WNBA jerseys. I just gotta file in two, bro. Which one? Choose the wear? What is it? Ooh. You got that Brittany Griner jail jersey? Nah, I didn't get the Brittany. I got, I got Asia Wilson. She's supposed to be coaching in jail, though they say. Is that right? And they say they're gonna let her coach. That's far. Which I now got a whole other conspiracy. Well, well, well, well. I think they would like to let her go back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, she would be the most fire thing that she could do right now is be like, don't do no prisoner swap. Like, don't do, don't negotiate with these motherfuckers. I am like, trade me. All right? Okay, trade me. I know y'all don't usually care about WNBA trades, but I want this one to be the blockbuster. Get me up out of here. Brogan had a funny thing. Maybe we discussed it already, but he had an interesting thing about it. He's like, there's so many people locked up for weed in America.  Bro, I've been saying that for two weeks. Yeah. It's crazy. Like yo, Joe, let me put the button on the point about the pocket. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just don't think, I think with all, with the number of women in the world, like these podcasts should be through the roof. And by the way, the ones that are successful have a high audience of women.  You know what I mean? Like, who else is... I mean, by the way, all the podcasts that are led by women do well when they actually get the support of women. You know what I mean? Because one thing about it, wherever women are, men will follow. That's why when I used to throw parties back in the day, you let mad women in the party for free. That's why all of these clubs do women free before 11.  So wherever the women... Yo, do you understand the WNBA games could be the greatest place to meet people if women supported the WNBA? Sometimes it's not the women that you're trying to get with. What do you mean? What are you talking about? What are you... I don't know. Sometimes it's not the demo. Sometimes it's not the demo. What do you mean, man? When you say demo, are you stressing the D for a reason?  Got you. By the way, that's still the D. Yeah. That's still the D, baby. OK, I get what you say. I get what you say. If it was maybe if it was maybe like if hotter chicks were into... That's the stereotype. The stereotype is that like the WNBA is full of lesbians.  WNBA player dudes. Like, I mean, NBA players. I call the NBA the WNBA dudes. OK. Nah, NBA players ain't good looking, bro.  NBA players are better looking than just guys. Taylor, come here. Come on. Come on, Taylor. Tell us who you... Tell us who you... NBA players ain't got nothing on podcasters. Keep it up, buck. Keep it up, buck. Who's the guy that says... Who? God damn!   Taylor just went through the wall. Taylor just went through the wall. Taylor just went right through the wall.  What was that about? Damn it, bro. Broke the therapist's couch. You got to go. I gotta add another $50 to your session for that one.  That was crazy, Taylor. That was crazy.  Come on, Taylor.     Control that synagraphy, yo. You get to admit I'm thicker than you think. No, you're not. Come on. Don't hate. Taylor got so mad the other day when I told her my measurements. Oh, word? What? You don't got them? She heard that 41, 36, 43 and was in tears. Yeah, you don't got it.  Relax. I would say back in the day, Michael Jordan was very nice looking. All right. He's all right. My chumper is very nice looking. Is he? Yes, he's beautiful, man. You trying to be the opposite of Channing Crowder, bro? Like you just. Who's Channing Crowder? You want to try Channing Crowder from the pivot podcast? No, what do you do? Oh, you got to insert this, Taylor. Taylor, play this clip, Taylor. Play this clip. Oh, god damn, Taylor.    Taylor, if you can't control it, you got to lose it now. Bro. Yo, it's bad. Right? There's a saying.  Bull in a china shop.  A bull.   Um, yes. But to put a button on it, I just think women support anything women driven more. Yeah, but what what if women just don't like female sports that much? That's true, too. Maybe maybe we got to accept that. Maybe that's not sexism. It's just y'all aren't really into it. Say again. I think men were watching tennis over the WNV eight. Taylor says they watch tennis over the WNV eight. Yes, true. Yeah. It's cool.  There's a lot of gay tennis players. Right in that tennis.  Girl, grabbing them balls. Come on up. What did we say we was going to talk about before you put a button on the women? No, it was something I'm proud of.  We were talking about women playing tennis.  Why do they do that? Why women are so extra? What do you mean? Relax, ladies. You guys do that, too. You never heard of Arthur.  Yeah, but Arthur asked me. Hey! Did you know where I was going? Did you just stop me? Did you know where I was going? Did you just stop me, bro? Is that what just happened? Is that what just happened? Right there? Is that what happened right there?  Hey! Listen, let's see what chanting crowd of my guys. Who's the chanting crowd of the Pivot podcast? We're the chanting crowd of the Pivot podcast. We're the chanting crowd of the Pivot podcast. We're the chanting crowd of my guys. Who's the chanting crowd of the Pivot podcast? One of the best podcasts out. Him, Ryan, Clark and Fred Taylor. Let's listen to what he said to Denzel Ward.  Drop on the goddamn bomb button, Taylor.  Like Goldberg? That wasn't no spear, bro. That wasn't God, no. That was what Rafiki used to do.  That's what that was. You don't remember Rafiki? No, that was his name. No, Rafiki. What was the big motherfucking name that used to use his cheeks as a finishing move? Rafiki? Rafiki? That was his name? Yeah, Rafiki. Sit on you with the thong out. You are beautiful. You got pretty eyes. You got good skin. You got little highlights. You a dog now. Did you have to fight that? Fight being beautiful. You look so pleasant.  You know what I'm saying?  This dude got you. You had to fight that?  Beautiful. I don't even know how to respond to that. No. They gave Channing a lot of flak for this. Why? I don't know. He's just complimenting his brother. Not only did he compliment him, it was a great segue into what I think is a great question. Essentially what he's saying is, because you're such a pretty boy, do people take you serious on the football field? You know what I mean? Are they scared of you? Do they think you're soft? He got a helmet on. Nobody's really looking at him like that. You don't think so? I don't know, maybe. Some people you meet in person, you're like, oh. Channing is an official person. There's nothing about Channing that is funny style in any way, shape, or form. I don't even know why y'all trying to paint him with that. He goes to the resorts, right? He goes to the naked resort. He likes seeing guys naked already. That's not true. I don't think that's the case. He's just at a naked resort. Maybe he's so confident in sexuality that he can look at a guy naked, and that guy and say he's attractive. I don't understand, if you like women, why do you have to go out of your way to prove you like women? If I tell a person, I tell them they look good all the time, but I'm doing them more so from a health perspective.  I saw Kevin Gates a week ago when he came to breakfast club. I'm like, bro, you look good. His skin is glowing, his eyes look clear. He's giving off a dope inner glow. I saw Tate yesterday.  Did you say he was beautiful, son? I didn't say beautiful. Beautiful is like... Beautiful is a word. I ain't never met a beautiful man. Me personally, I'm not saying they don't exist. You never met a beautiful man? I never met a beautiful man. Come on, yo. I don't think Morris is beautiful. He looks like me. He pointed at me and said, he's handsome. He's like a fine cognac. That's beautiful. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. There's no better compliment when an old woman says you handsome. I'm talking about an old woman. I'm talking about 70 years old, 80 years old, because they know handsome when they see it. So when an older woman calls you handsome, who is calling you handsome? Every older woman I've ever known as 70 years old, 80 years old, they always call me handsome. What do you think that is? Me being handsome? Nothing. What's the difference between what? Handsome. Beautiful is more of a mixed drink. Taylor asked me, what's the difference between handsome and beautiful? Beautiful is more of a mixed drink. It's like a margarita. You know what I'm saying?  It's like being hot. Handsome is that aged, fine cognac. Beautiful for women is handsome for men. If you look at a woman, you're like, wow, you're beautiful.  If he said to him, he was like, yo, you are handsome, bro. I think sexy is age with women. And even though sexy might sound like I guess sexy might sound like misogynytsia, oh, man, she's sexy. The woman might think you're objectifying, but no, it's just a certain sex appeal that comes when you get older.    That's not sexy. Sexy women know how to walk in the room. There's an elegance. Ooh, that's the word. Elegance to it. Be graceful. Sit down. You know what I mean? Sexy to me comes with age. It's that elegance that comes with age. That's so weird. Sexy to me is like a young thing. I think it's hard for an old woman to be sexy, but they can be beautiful. They can be elegant. But sexy is like, also, they're girls that can be sexy, but they're not even that hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like almost every Latin woman is sexy. Even if she's not hot, she'll just find a way to be sexy. I get what you're saying, because there are mannerisms and things they do the way they talk. Sexy is almost like a personality trait. Yeah, man.   What did you hear? I've heard. I know what you like. Well, let me tell you something.  I'm talking about for everything. I know what you like, whether it's food, whether it's...  Really? Unbelievable. God damn. God damn. God damn. We need to... We need Latin America to colonize the world. Would anybody be upset about that? Like, is that the one culture that could just colonize everybody? No, this is kind of good. Like, this is awesome. By the way, we don't give Latin America enough credit, bro. For everything. They're food, they're women. They're culture, period. They're the best. Unbelievable. They're the best. I don't think they get enough credit, bro. Who's not giving them the credit? Who's the best? You think African women are the best? Better than Afro-Latinas. You get the African and you also get the Latina. Taylor, don't even know what that is, bro. You don't even know what that is, bro. Come on, Taylor. Come here, Taylor. Come here. You just feed 5-fold farm over to the sofa real quick and have a conversation. More control, more control. There you go. Okay, okay. Still ran into the microphone.  The back just lost it.  That's true.  With age, you don't get graceful. I'm going to tell you what's going to happen with Taylor. She's going to get the gray edges. You know what I'm saying? She's going to really turn in the auntie and then she'll not control all that shit, man. Right now, you have no control over it, Taylor. It's an incredible hope, yo. When you got to learn how to form, you got to be smart Taylor, bro.  You know how if you're right-handed and you try to brush your teeth left-handed, it's all awkward or weird? That's how you walk.  First of all, no one's doing that anyway. What do you mean? You say if we brush our teeth with our left-handed for right-handed? With our left-handed all the time just to stay amphibious. What? Just say what? Amphibious. I do it all the time. I do it all the time. Amphibious. Listen. Once it gets there, bro, just let it come out. You can correct yourself. You don't need to talk to Amphibious. You are amphibian, though.  What do you bring Taylor over here for? No, because you were trying to say that NBA players are even close to as handsome as NFL players. NFL players way better looking than NBA players. Same, though. Him? Yeah. He has a nice face. You know what it is what makes men beautiful, I guess, in a way? No. Houses? He has a very nice clean face. He don't have like a SUNY and that's like that.  A big beer.  A SUNY?  The Muslims like the SUNY and then the Shiites. Oh, wow. Is that a bet? No, it's a second. That's what we're saying. He got a SUNY. That's a terrible thing. I mean, he has a nice clean face. So just cleanliness of the face makes a guy good looking. I would say he's handsome. I would say he's beautiful. Who's the most beautiful? As a man? Tyler Leppy. He's beautiful. Tyler Leppy, my man. Who's that? He's on P-Valley. Me and Tyler moved together back in the day. We called ringside. 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To match with a licensed therapist today, go to Talkspace.com. Make sure to use the code IDIOTS to get $100 off of your first month and show your support for the show. That's idiotsintalkspace.com. Speaking of mental health, salute to Adrian Brona. He pulled out of his fight this weekend because he says he has to get a handle on his mental health issues. Gervante Davis tweeted out, he is, I'm paraphrasing here, but he tweeted out how he's tired of people using mental health to get out of these fights. He was like, these guys are just bitches. Who said that? Gervante Davis. Tank. You want me to read the exact tweet so I don't miss quote the brother? Tank said, Taylor's computer hates her. Who is trying to get, yeah, so who's getting out of the fight? What was the answer? I think Tank was referring to Ryan Garcia because Ryan Garcia took a mental health break, I think it was late last year or early this year, and Adrian Brona just took, Adrian Brona pulled the fight this weekend. And then he said, I can't do it? He said he can't do it. He said he's got too much going on. He said, he said he's causing his mental health. He's pulling out of the fight. I think it's very, very, very unfair to try to gauge what's going on in a person's mind. Yeah, what does Adrian Brona have going on? What do you mean? Like, what is he, what's happening in his life? But that's my point. We haven't seen Adrian fighting a while. Yeah, he needs this. That's what I'm saying. So for him to pull out, let's me know there's something right. It's even more serious. That's what I'm saying. Adrian Brona said, look at the headline. Adrian Brona says, I'm going through mental health issues. Figaroa calls BS. I don't think you should do that to people. Well, what's his weight? That's what I need to know. You look like he was in shape when I saw him on Instagram. Brona had the fault in a year and a half. I felt like it's longer than that. 33 years old was scheduled to fight 32-year-old Omar Figaroa Jr. on the 20th. He said, I'm going through a lot at this moment in my life, but I ain't going to give up.  But sorry to say this, but I'm not fighting on the 20th, Adrian Brona wrote. Unless somebody can show me something else, I don't see how people can be upset about him doing this. Sorry to all my fans, but hashtag mental health is real and I'm not about to play inside the ring. I've watched a lot of people die playing with their boxing career and that is something I won't do. Just pray for me. I love to sport a boxing too much to not give up, give my all. And I feel like I came up short before because my mind wasn't 100%. Hey, he's absolutely right. You listen, boxing is more of a psychological mental game than it is a physical game.  You know what I'm saying? So I'm not mad at him in any way, shape, or form. And I think it is really, really unfortunate and unfair that people are saying they don't believe that he actually has mental health issues. Okay. So maybe he does a mental health issue. Maybe a bigger fight came along and he's like, all right, I got to dip out of this one so I can get that bigger one.  I thought he, I actually thought he was done with showtime. I didn't know where he was going to see AB pop up. I thought he was going to see him pop up fight one of the Paul brothers soon or something. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. I feel sorry for him. Oh, that's what I wanted to talk about. You talked about Joe Rogan and what he said about weed. Oh yeah. That's what it was. I thought it was incredibly disrespectful for Joe Biden to come out and say the sentence that Britney Griner received in Russia was unacceptable. When he created the bill that put people away for far longer. A few of them. Everybody always talked about the 94 crime bill, but there was the 88 crack laws. There was 86 mandatory, there was 86 mandatory minimum sentencing laws. It's like, yo, we live in a country where right now Joe Biden wanted to don't need no votes, no nothing. He could literally pardon every single person that is federally jailed for a nonviolent weed offense. He could pardon every single by if motherfuckers doing life in jail for an ounce and a half of marijuana right now. I think I was looking at the numbers. They say more people have been arrested on a federal level under Biden than like any president. What was the headline? I just I literally just saw that headline today because I saved it. What makes sense though because what it's weed is legal everywhere now. So they're not going to be arrested on a state level. They would only be arrested federally. Yeah, that's true. What was the headline?   Oh, yeah. Yeah. LA Weekly said federal cannabis arrest jumped 25% under Biden.  And to be talking about what another country is doing in the unacceptable sentence that Brittany Griner has, what about the unacceptable sentences here in America? If I'm Joe Biden, you need this for the big terms, bro. Okay. I'm pardoning every single body that's locked up federally for a nonviolent marijuana offense. Let them all out now. He's pardoned like 75 people. That's nowhere near enough. If the number that I'm reading is correct and it's like 30, 40,000 people locked up, let them go pardon them, especially if they're in states where legally marijuana, I mean, marijuana is legal now. Yeah. If they're if they're profiting off of marijuana, you can't big Nila. Yeah, you can't keep people in prison. Wouldn't that be great for the midterms? Wouldn't that be a great headline? Because that's something simple that people can grasp on to. That's something that's something simple, regular people in conversation can can talk about and understand.  You know what I mean? That's something simple that will get headlines and garner him some some some some some some some great PR. I mean, they're trying. Like they killed that terrorist.  Do that all the time. No, but they did this purpose. They like saw his ratings.  Trump did the same thing. Yeah. Who'd he kill again? I don't even remember. Oh, yeah. He killed the Iranian guy. They all do this. It's like. Yeah. But isn't that funny? Like they're just allowed to live until the ratings go low enough. And then they're like, all right, well, drone that motherfucker.   Oh, man. Yep. And then now it's like, yo, now now now he's a menace.  If I'm gone, you ain't gonna be able to take care of him. You know what I mean?  That's like, uh, hey, it's calling. It's calling the favor. Yeah. I just think I just think, you know, part in everybody would be amazing.  Look at this. This is what they did. This was yesterday. Biden was trending. Biden delivers again in one week, 528,000 jobs created in July. Unemployment falls to 3.5 percent. Zawa here. He killed. That's what you're talking about. The chips act passes. I don't even know what that is. What is the chips? I have no idea.  I don't know what that is either. Inflation reduction act. I know what that is. 52 days of falling gas prices. Gas prices were bound to come down anyway. Uninsured rate falls to 8 percent lowest in history at a fire. Yeah. This means nothing. I don't know what that is. Things are what is the chip? I do the chip back. The chips and science act will help American tech companies build, expand and modernize domestic facilities and equipment for semiconductor production. I don't know what you're already giving a billion dollar industry more money. I don't get it. I don't get it. What do you think of the raid of Magalago? I don't care. I don't care. What was the idea? The idea is that he had top secret information he brought with him. Trump is Teflon Don for real. Trump is begging to go to jail and they will not arrest him. But what is it that they specifically saw that he had? He had top secret info with him. They got him. The Fed said, what are the exact charges? It's something to do with espionage. What is the exact? Pull it up, Taylor. It's obstruction of justice, disruption of government records and some type of espionage. Mind you, this is on top of the 10 or 13 obstruction of justice charges. Mueller pointed out in the Mueller report. Donald Trump is doing everything to get arrested and they're not going to go near you. You don't think that this is like the Democrats trying to stop him from being allowed to run? No. No.  Hold on.  That's what he was alluded to. Then he says, and I want back the property that they planted. Fire. That's fire. Yeah, I brought it there. What was it? What is the charge? Yeah, violations of the espionage act. Jesus Christ.  I don't know. If this was anybody else. What did he have? I need to know what he had. If they're just some documents that are top secret things that he already knew. He can't bring this home. It's Mar-a-Lago.  Yeah, but you already told me about it. What if it's nuclear codes? Okay, I have them now. What if he's selling them to a foreign country? I don't think he, I don't know. That's been the speculation. That he's selling our nuclear code. I'm not saying that's what it is, but that's been the speculation. They saying that's why the feds would even make this a thing.  I don't think this has nothing to do with politics, but here's the thing. If you're not going to prosecute him, it's pointless. You're just making him stronger if you're not going to prosecute him. Because right now it looks like a motherfucking witch hunt and all his supporters are saying that. His supporters are like... This is what his supporters love. So his supporters believe that the government is corrupt and there's corrupt individuals in the government that are using the government to enrich themselves and steal from the good American people. And they believe that Trump is fighting for the good American people to rid the government of these corrupt individuals. So anytime you present something that can be spun as corruption, you're just emboldening his fan base.  I agree with that. And I go back to what I said earlier.  Because if you had something concrete in our mind, he'd be in handcuffs. Because there's nothing that Trump can do that's going to make the people that love him stop loving him. No, no. I think if anything, they're trying to turn the Republican party against him. But the Republican party is out for survival. Like they just want to survive. So whoever is in power that helps them survive, they will support. They all hated Trump when he originally ran. You remember that? And then they were like, all right, this is our guy? We follow. We get in line. I think you say this all the time. Republicans get in line. Yeah. So right now, I feel as if they believe that he's the option. So are the Santas that the Santa Scott ticket looks strong, bruh? Scott Tim Scott from South Carolina. Is that right? My guy, Ron DeSantis and Tim Scott. I thought it was going to be Trump DeSantis. That's that's my understanding. Santas ain't playing a second fiddle with Trump, bro. My understanding. Santa's ain't attached. You know why DeSantis ain't going to attach himself to that? He may not ever speak out against it publicly. Not going to attach himself to that. I was told it's done already, but it doesn't matter. I heard the Santa Scott. I mean, that's interesting. I mean, here's the thing. Is there anybody Biden could beat? You can't run Biden again. You got to run somebody else. Who can Biden beat? I don't think he could beat Trump. I don't think it's like I wasn't sure he could beat him in 2020. So who knows? Yeah. But even then, like, who can Biden beat COVID? He beat COVID. Give it to his wife, bruh. He did. Yeah, she got it. He did. All right, Doc. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? The moral of the story is if you don't lock Trump up, man, this is all for nothing, bro.  Now we're going to rally behind him. Locking him up is going to be even worse. Like, you got to have concrete evidence that he did something that is against the Constitution, anti-American, like against the things that they're fighting for.  They're going to be so excited. What if it is something like he's selling nuclear codes to other countries? You think they would look at that? Yeah. I think if that was proven that he was selling, if it was to the detriment of America, if he was enriching himself by selling our nuclear codes to another country, especially an enemy, there's no way you could support that. But there's no way he's doing that. Yeah, I'm not gonna say there's no way he's doing that, but I don't know if that would even change people's minds. Bro, I watched these motherfuckers yesterday. I was like two days ago, these people think JFK Jr. is still alive, bro. What? Yes. Your people think JFK Jr. Who's my people? You're Tim Scott. I am. You're more conservative than me. I'm from the south. I'm a country boy from the south. I probably do have a lot more conservative values than a guy from New York. See? Listen, I'm not opposed to it, but I'm also progressive in a lot of ways. You know what I'm saying? I have a pronoun. Which is it? This. I told you this already. My wife is dead. That's our pronouns, bro. I didn't tell you this. No. My pronoun is this. My wife pronoun is that. And how does that work? I'm this. She's that. And that's all. You can get with this. You can get with that. What do you mean? I don't know why this is so hard for you. What was that? You can get with this. You can get with that. You can get with this. Nila, how you doing? We missing anything? What else are we talking about this week, Taylor? That monkey pox? Y'all know anybody got the monkey yet? That monkey. Yo, that right there? That right there? This is, see, I'm not a comedian, but there's so much comedy in this story, bro. Click on the goddamn headline, Taylor Gang. Dog reportedly contracts monkey pox from owners. Would you like to guess the sexuality of the owners? Would you like to guess? But right now, monkey pox. Why'd you start off with butt, bro?  Parisian Alex was just out there. Nah, chill out. Oh, that means Paris? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know.  I know. I thought that was like just another country.  Damn. Oh, G Cougar out here in New York. That's Diddy in young Miami, bro. Yes, sir. 24 and 27 is Diddy and young Mike. No, Diddy's way older than 44. Shit. The Parisian men ages 44 and 27 are believed to have contracted the virus after having sexual contact with other guys during their non monogamous relationship. The couple said they didn't notice that their Italian gay hound had developed develop gray hounds. What did I say? What did I say?  He developed what was that word? Pustules? Developed pustules on its stomach. Yeah, pustules. This don't even sound real, bro. No, dude. This is the New York Post. The Lancet medical journal said the dog shared a bed with the two men and perhaps lick one or both of them before licking itself. Yeah. A PCR test on the animal later confirmed that they had the virus. Let me tell you something, man. The world as we know it is no longer, bro. What is the world as we know it is over? What do you mean by that? Earth as we know it.  The fact that this sounds like the spoof, but it's real. The fact that people are actually out here attacking monkeys. Wait, what?   In China. Taylor said China. I think it is in China, actually. Is it in China? Look at this. The who warns people.   You give people too much. Brazil is in Brazil. You give people too much credit, bro.  Bro, do you understand what world, what type of world we live in, bro? I mean, just the idea of monkeypox is quite confusing. They're worried about the stigma of labeling monkeypox with homosexual men, but they're the ones who started that. Dr. Fauci got his ass up on CNN and said that it's spread mostly between men having sex with other men, but then said anybody can get it. You cannot do that.  I just heard men having sex with men.   No, orgies. Look it up. It's the orgies. Whatever it is, but they put the label on gay men. For summer. And now they don't want to have the conversation. Like, they don't want to- they're worried more about stigma than spread. You know what I mean? I feel sorry for the gay community to have to go through this.  You know what I mean? Maybe don't quote Marjorie Taylor Greene. Jesus Christ. You quoted her. I didn't.  Y'all are racist. Y'all are racist. This guy is crazy. Yeah. This guy looks like one of the bosses, bro. You got to fight Marjorie at the end of a level in a video game, bro. If it's you versus the GOP- Hold on, hold on, hold on. Marjorie Taylor Greene is on like level seven. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. You didn't say orgies. It definitely- This right here says monkeypox strikes gay men, officials debate warnings to limit partners. Sex is a major drivel of the global outbreak of monkeypox. This is wild, bro.  What you mean? Why do you think they're stigmatizing gay men again? Why? They're doing this the same reason why they- Yeah, talking to the microphone. The same reason why they did what they did with abortion rights.  What? Say that again. You tie it. What'd you say? You know how they said that the abortion thing is population control because we run out of white people?   No, I don't think that's how that works in regards to sexuality.  Yeah. They think y'all are gross, bro. They think y'all are gross. I'm not gay, but I don't think that's how that works, Nyla. They don't want nothing to do with your vaginas, no matter what. It's not pepperoni or plain. Nyla, maybe this should sound like inflation.  All right, what? Like, no, that's not how this works. You don't just switch brands, Nyla. Yeah, they're going to rock out with that. Let's do some Ascended idiots, Taylor. Jesus Christ, Nyla. They've made sense of my brain. Well, it's all good.  That's what this podcast is all about. All right, let's see. What do we got? What's the Ascended idiots, Taylor? Let's go. Who's the most famous person to get that monkey? Nobody famous has gotten monkeypox yet. That's interesting. Why do you think that is? I mean, it's easy to hide. They ain't for nobody. Say what? They ain't paying no one.  You think they paid Idris Elbow, too? Idris was the first black person to get COVID there. I know. I'll never forget. Maybe. You think they paid him to get it? I think, I mean, monkeypox is easy to hide, bro. What? COVID's easy to hide. Monkeypox, you look crazy. Really? I thought you said something about monkeypox, bro. Oh, no, you do get it on your hands.   Damn. It's gross. No, that is true. That meme that they got on social media, they're like, motherfuckers are more scared of monkeypox than COVID because people are scared of being ugly. Yeah. We'll die. Yeah. We don't want to be ugly. Exactly. I'm on, bro. Let's do some asking idiots. What we got? A swole. Swole says, what surprised you the most about yourself? Oh, good question. What surprised you the most about yourself, Schultz?  What surprised me the most about myself? I don't know, Swole, that's a great question. I really need to think on that one. Surprised me the most about myself. Yeah, that's when I kind of got to go deeper in. I surprise myself every day. Okay. I surprise myself every day because I'm literally in all of my life. In all of your life.  Oh, you're surprised that you were able to accomplish all this.  Interesting.    Yeah, yeah, yeah. I really did what I was going to do. You know what I'm saying?  But yeah, you do surprise yourself. Especially me coming from, I come from like, I come from a dirt road at Monk's Corner, South Carolina. But I have no reason to believe I should be doing anything that I don't do. You had to believe enough to go for it though. Yeah. But I had no examples. Like if you live in New York, LA, you got examples. You know what I'm saying?  You know what I mean? Like I didn't have that. I remember being super excited seeing DJ B-Law, Superman B-Law on RAP City back in the day. And Tigger's like, yo, he's from North Carolina. B-Law corrected him like, no, I'm from South Carolina.  You know what I mean? And I come from that, you Google, who's famous from your state. You know, it used to be Andy Dick. Yeah, shout out Andy Dick. Vanna White. You know what I mean? I'm like, I don't relate to them. Like I can't do anything. I love Will of Fortune, but I don't, you know? Yeah. But then when you, you know, later on in life, you see Chadwick Boseman and Stephen Colbert and all these people. Like, oh, okay. So it's just like, yeah, I am in all of my life.  Well, that's far. I wish I had a good answer like that. Slowly, my bad. I'm going to come back with a better one next time. This is funny. David Abramson said, if they perfected the height increase surgery, what recovery time would make it tempting? That question is clearly for you. Not for me. In any way. Let's assume that it wasn't for just me. It was for the both of us. Yeah. What, what recovery time would you put up with? I don't want to be tall, bro. Because the thing about this height surgery, they not fixing any of your other limbs.   Dick small. I always thought about that. Dick smaller.  Compared to. How do you think little are their bodies just. The bodies are big compared to. Yeah. God can't give shack at all.   That's what you would want. Yeah. You know what I mean? So visually it looks bigger, but once it's inside them then they feel different.  Like just a monster, right? Like a two footer with like, like 12 inches of girth. Like. Girth crazy. You know what I'm saying? Like the beat, if you seven, three, 300. Yeah, veins looking. Stupid. But then how do you explain little guys with when. Well, that's what we're saying is their dicks aren't that big. It's an optical illusion. It's like when you find water in the desert, you're like, this is awesome. That's right.  What? You don't have to know little. I'm a lesbian. If you take the 10 inches, right.  No. Come on. You got eyes. Come on.   We're being inclusive. Y'all like. Yeah, we are being inclusive. Oh my God. What's the biggest one? That's inclusive. Forget I said anything. No, but like, how do they measure clips? Is it in centimeters or like what? I don't know. Okay. All right. So I'm saying if you take a 10 inch penis. Yep. And put it on a seven, three, 300 pound man.  It looks super mid. Come on, man.  What?  Whoa. Whoa.  Come on, Taylor. All that expensive furniture you running into. Sixer? Yeah. Sixer? Nick? Whoa. Tell them the truth, though. You know about you, Nila. About basketball players. What, that they got low e-wee? Let me tell us what. I don't know. You know about e-wee? I'm in a relationship and I love my boyfriend.  That's what she's talking about. I don't think that. That's what about the seesaw. Nila, you can say. Nila went up for a little. I was like, whoa, whoa. Like, it's like God put his hand out. I was like, yo, chill, Nila. Don't do that. You don't embarrass Taylor, yo. Taylor, go. Here you go, yo. Yo, it's not that funny, Ellie. It's nice. A seesaw. A seesaw. Ellie's left left. A seesaw. That was about these NBA cops. I feel like just tall. I'm not going to say NBA. Just tall men in general. Yeah. Like, how tall are you? 6'2". So 6'4". So 6'4". Meek. Pringle? Yeah, sir. Snacksize and a joint joint. Just throw a little travel snacksize.   You'll feel me. Something for a plane. That's what we need the whole thing for. Y'all try to get filled up. Have a meal when you land. You know what I mean? I hope you ain't hungry. I'm saying, guys that are 6'4".  Come on now. Guys that are 6'4". And up is a hit or miss. Some of them have nice flongs, like with the girth. And other ones. They got the little wee wee. It's like, they might as well have been 5'10". Okay. But guys 6'2".  That's in the Bible. Okay. That's John. First John, that's John.  Obviously I'm talking about both. But white guys at 6'2".  That's also in the Bible.   Let's do one more. This has been coming up a lot lately. You almost did it again, yo. Why are you acting like it's the wires? Not you.  Scroll up, Taylor. Let's see.  What? Hold on. Let's ask that one.  So like you're into... Well, I think it depends how she presents herself. If she presents as more masculine, then you're into masculine looking shorties. That don't make you gay, but you're into masculine looking shorties.  That's interesting because I know guys who they sleep with trans men. Trans men or trans women? No, trans men. They like trans men.  Yes. So they like... That's the best of both worlds.  Yeah, because vagina feels better than butthole for sure. Not even close. Not even close.  Well, I don't think it's that different than female butthole. I think it is because it's got the G-spot in it, bro. No. Yeah. That's a lie.  You make me shy, man. That's always... You believe... He listens to this podcast. That's a very sweet thing to do, bro. That's always...  Hey, Charlemagne, you never had a G-spot orgasm, have you? Well, let me go help you. Well, we're...  Because, bro. That's how gay people use to sound in the 70s, bro. In the 70s, man. It was a different time. 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