So your parents, you're sorry, your kids.  He was a buttplug. Total buttplug. He was a buttplug. What? That I mean, what if his son came out one day and said the whole boulder thing?  We never did anything bullies. This is secret shame. Oh, my God, like his his kids side against him. They have to bring back the family name. It's like Palpatine. His kid chooses a different name. Instead of Jarbo, can I be like Matt's son? He chooses like something really just terrible. That's what he wants to get rid of. He's just like Glungleton or something. He's like, I'll take it. Jarbo is an embarrassing name.  Jarbo, the amazing bearded Jarbo. Bearded job. I'm surprised to go with bearded thumb rags. So I've been his attraction. Bearded thumb. We are live and I managed to fix the chat and the thumbnail really quick. Yeah. Oh, man, all that high quality content. You're never going to know. And this will be our last Christmas episode, Rags. I'm sad face now. We're open on the floor. We're spreading the Christmas cheer by shitting all over other content creators, just like Jesus would have done. We're not going to be doing like a new year's show always. So yeah, this is it. We're not. I don't know, are we? I don't know. I don't know. Let's discuss it now. All right. Let's discuss it now. All right. Mauler, you want to do a new year show? I'm against the idea. All right. Good talk. Yeah, moving on. So one of the number 67 we have passed order 66 and I'm still terrified about how we can really satisfy the audience on the episode 69. Like, what are we supposed to do, Rags? What was what is what is the goal with that one?  Yeah. All right. Well, I thought that was going to be harder, but you came up with a very easy answer. I don't know how I got the idea in my head. We're joined by we got a full cast once again, celebrating the end of the year with all of these people who have been here before. This is impossible to introduce you individually. So I'm just going to do it all the same time. What is it? Yeah, abbreviated. It's Jolbal Kofia. They're all I thought you were. I thought you're going to be like, I'm going to say all their names at once. Yeah, just that's what I thought. Kind of I was kind of looking forward. See, given that a try. How could I say four things at once? That's impossible. Um, that's the that's what good writing is. Moller, well, I could do it if I had time to edit myself. You know what the text is?  Meta narrative. You don't even know what Star Wars is about. You just watch it. Oh, look at my family. Is it though? That's why it's great. Is it about family when she literally turns it back on her beloved Palpatine and chooses a different family? What's that about, huh? It is weird that the last shot I was supposed supposedly about family and the message of this one was, you know, it wasn't bigger than water. Water is much thicker than blood. Who's your own family? That's how wonderful it is. You make your own family, guys. Ew. What do you mean? You make your own family, though. Yeah, you can, yeah. That's someone I'm in your family now, smile. I'm in your family now. To say the least. Well, in your family I am. Yes. I guess I'll give it a shot, though. I'm going to go from... What? Oh, sorry. No, you can go ahead.  Come on. It was important enough to start. It's important enough to finish. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I was just going to say I'm more of a video game guy. I barely know anything about Star Wars, but I did see this movie. I did not financially contribute to it, so I feel better about that. Wow, should we get that to yourself?  I want to tell Papa Disney.  What's a Skywalker? What are Jedi? So this Rey person, she's the best character I suppose. Saga's been all about her, I guess. In the beginning, when George started it all, and what, 77? It was all about Rey. He didn't know it, but it was all about Rey.  That's the important part.  Like, George, no. See? He rode it. Not me. Fuck. See, it was George. All along. So yeah, I guess I will do the whole one by one. I'm going to go from right to left on my screen. My screen's the important screen, just so you know. So, Chaseface, hello there. You've got a Christmas-y avatar. That means you win. Cool. Thank you. How are you? What's happening? I woke up about an hour ago. Didn't get a lot of sleep because I stayed up late watching JoJo. Yeah, hi. How is Joseph Jones? Well, I'm not going to spoil anything, but let's just say Part 3, highly overrated, come at me. Oh, goodness. You don't even know what JoJo... We can't worry. You've got a response to that. We talked about Joseph. Beat him up. Everyone's entitled to their own opinion, even if it's wrong. No, they're not. Yeah, there you go.  I have better taste than you.  I disagree. Molly, did you know that the reason they're called JoJo is because their last names are Joestar and then the first character is like Joseph. Whatever. Jonathan, Joseph, JoToro, Josuke. So that's like the meme, is that they all have different names. I can't wait to see this wonderful show. Wow. So their names are all Joestar.  That's just I-M-O, I-M-O. Yeah, I-M-O. But yeah, speaking of the person who despises your perspective on anime. Weekend warrior, welcome. How do you do? Hello, I despise his perspective. Yay. We will be fighting this entire stream. Oh, hooray. I think that this is a perspective at all. That alliance are drawn. Yeah, exactly.  And we're going to be like, no, no. No, no. Just some random weebs. Your idea is wrong. Podcast, it'll have to do my homework for ages. There are not enough dollars in the cosmos. What is a waifu? It's a waifu. It's a waifu. It's a thing you get during communion. It's like the body. Yeah, that was one. Jesus wafer. Oh. Jesus cookie. So anime is very Christian is what you're saying. Oh, yes. Yeah, it's got a lot of Christian ties. Oh, okay. Learning a lot. The subtext is- I know stuff about laser swords and space wizards, but I don't know a lot about anime. That's my weakness. I will teach you. I will teach you. The ways of the weeb. Big guest is the wonderful Jay Longbone who loves anime. Talk a bit about it. Yeah.  Oh. Wait, is that my love story? Right. Very descriptive. Attack on death. Yeah, and I might have seen in a little bit of Dragon Ball Z. Not bad. Not bad. Decent spread. Decent selection. How are you? How has your crimbonium been? Oh, yeah, I've been good. Yeah, holidays have been good so far. Did you- oh, you watched Infinite Crisis Part 1, right? Oh, yeah. Have you watched more of it yet? No. So, yeah, I guess update on that.  I'm gonna get them soy as soon as I'm done with my next video that I'm currently working on. I could probably talk more about that toward the end, but yeah, it's wonderful, isn't it? Did you see Episode 2 yet? The Batwoman episode was Episode 2. Oh, right, right. Apparently. You have to keep it straight, Mahler. I know there's so much quality that it infuses you.  It's like that's a TV show filled with an Avengers ripoff team.  And I was like, okay. They're a team. They're called Freezerburn. Oh, nice. I like it.  Oh, me freeing metal and rags are all excited to see how it's gonna end. I can't wait. Episode 3. I can't wait to see what happens to these beloved characters. I can't wait to see your reactions.  Oh, man.  The zooms really make the ridiculous reactions extra worth it. You never thought it would work, would you, with little circle pictures. And yet it's like animated to a point where it actually feels like they're real or something. I like when you predict something and you just put the text on screen with the piano, like, why do we even bother? We don't even have any screens. It was written in an afternoon by some dude. It was like, hey, come on here. I can do this this way. I learned this in college, film school. And yes, last but not least, Mr. ER, how do you do, sir? I do very well. Have you been... You've got a choice of subjects here. Anime, Christmas, or Infinite Crisis. You can talk about any of those three things. I choose anime. Isn't that why I was brought on? Mm-hmm. All right. This is the anime. The annual anime. Diabeto is one of the best anime available on YouTube. Yes. Finally a good take. Did it. Getting sour reviews from different people. That's just, you know, they don't understand the deeper themes, the better textual narratives. Yeah, the layers of Diabeto. The gluten. Much like a cake. The fold of Diabeto. What would Diabeto's character arc be? Like, what would be his fucking... That would be, no, his character arc would be like the mathematical arc of his rotundness. Mm-hmm. Like mentioned degrees. That's his arc. Once they discover his radius, they'll be like, he'll get a new power. You would be mistaken. If you were close enough to Diabeto, you would be forgiven for thinking that he was flat. Like, this season...  The season three cliffhanger is things start to orbit him and he's like, no! He has to stop it. At first he likes it because small things float towards him, like snacks and other food items. Mm-hmm. But then it's, you know, living animals and well, actually that probably wouldn't stop him. A scissor starts to come toward him and he's like, good lord. And that's where it cuts. And it says directed by, you know, Steven Spielberg. He just pops like a balloon. Well, we don't know yet. Season four is an outright. What do you mean? Oh my god. I read the leaks. The extensive leaks. Diabeto. I want to say really quickly, not to deviate from Diabeto too much, but people in chat are saying that Cowboy Bebop very good anime. Yes, anyone who has not seen anime and would like to explore and make a foray into that genre, Cowboy Bebop is very normal. Normie friendly. That's a pretty bold take there. Pretty controversial saying that Anime Bebop is a great anime. I know. It's very underrated opinion. When we all know the best one is what's a typically known horrible anime chase? I can say it'll make it funny. Sword Art Online. Sword Art Online. It's not. I don't even watch anime, but I know that. Yep. I watched the fit. That's the one where it's a video game Yeah, it's like a VR MMO. That's the first anime I was ever shown. No wonder I got put off. Yeah. No, it's bad. Music's good. It's about it. I've told this story on the streams before, but Fred Abide, who really wanted to start watching anime, that was one of his favorites. The crazy weird thing was we watched the first couple and I was like, this is meh. Then he was like, no, no, it gets better. We finished episode six or seven and I still wasn't into it and he said, well, there's no point now because it only gets worse. And I was like, oh. We stopped because I was like, well, I guess. Mahler, you sci-fi man.  That seems like you're forte. Oh, does it now? Let's see how this could ever go south. Well, I mean, I got my fill of that sort of thing from South Park, that one episode where they're in World of Warcraft. That's close enough. It's a good episode. It really is. Make Love Not Warcraft. I think it's like World of Top Rated episodes of all time for their show. It's really good. Even though I'm sure World of Warcraft experts are probably like, that doesn't make sense. That's not lore friendly. You know what, they would be, I would accept it, I would just be like, but remember, South Park, it doesn't make sense as a whole.  Well, me and Ryan are just sitting in the background. We'll moderate. We'll moderate. Yeah, one in the chat if that's something. Oh, sure. She's definitely a 2,000 year old dragon spirit. Is that the one where they fly? Is that the one with the lasers? That's a never ending story. The anime. Yeah, I know. That's the thing. It's so sad because me and Ryan, we just, we watch stuff like the Mandalorian.  But you say that, but the Mandalorian has kind of become like an anime? What do you mean, Rags? Here we go. Could this be his most controversial take?  What? And if you like it, you're alone. If you like it, then you've been fooled by the mouse. Wait, why is everyone saying one? What happened?  Well, luckily the things that you say don't count. That's true. That's true. What I say is no bearing on anything. Not official. It means we could just, just ignore that like it didn't even happen. There was an underrated comment earlier I wanted to read out that said, have ER say verisimilitude? Verisimilitude. You know that hard part was probably in the sentence you had to read it out in, wasn't it? I've had a lot of practice. A lot of practice. Good memes. Good, good, good, good, good. Yeah, we actually plan to have a Mandalorian podcast at some point once we set it all up. But today we were going to be talking about good old fashioned Star Wars. Yeah, we're going to be talking about the good Star Wars. Rise of Skywalker. Let's do our initial round table thing.  Who would like to go first? It's Garbage. Whoa, whoa, calm down. How could you say that? There are children watching. May I go first just because my opinion will probably be the most important. You won't be first. Oh, I didn't even look at it. She can't read it. I'm sorry. It's okay. We can edit this bit out. We'll edit it out, yeah. First up is Jay's face.  Not too much. Very busy. Too much comedy. A lot of sort of Ghostbusters-esque improv. Yeah, too much comedy. I don't think there was enough. I laughed a lot of it. I definitely laughed at the C3PO parts, but I was like, man. Yeah, no, the C3PO parts were good, where he's just like, you didn't ask, but I'm fine. That part was like... Yeah, that's it. That's the height of the comedy of the film that's intended. You know, a little bit of Bowman breathing air out of my nose. Mm-hmm.  He has like a lot of neck fat when he's trying to look really serious and fights, and he just threw it off for me. He's just a soggy hubid.  It doesn't help that he's covered in seawater. It doesn't help that he's covered in seawater. The local kid ran a mile in PE class and just is struggling to exist with it. Struggling to exist. That's about it. Yeah.  You thought it was better. That's the controversial subject right now. Just because it shat on Ryan Johnson. That... That's a fair enough reason, I think. Yeah. There were parts that I found entertaining. Like, there were bits and pieces that were good. Like, I think the worst part of it is that when they were bantering, I could feel that they could have developed a nice friendship, but everyone really fucked it up because they didn't plan this whole trilogy. So, there you go. Star Wars isn't about developing friendships. Oh yeah, it's about family. Yeah. Irritation. That's what Star Wars is about. Yeah, you're the only one left. I'm so sorry, but we're going to have to ask what you thought of the Rise of the Skywalker. I thought it was the best of all of them. Nice. Even better than the last Jedi? Even better than the Phantom Menace? Those are very close. Especially the last Jedi. You know what? Maybe we can argue that. Maybe we can argue that. From what I tell, a lot of people seem to... I mean, people who like TLJ obviously thought that Rise of the Skywalker was worse, but our community was split right down the middle on that vote.  I'm not going to be the one to say no to that. I think that that's true. Legit surprise to how incredibly even the hatred was dispensed between those two movies. It's like poetry. It is like poetry. So, we've got a whole... Well, I say a whole selection. Options in terms of who to approach for their Rise of Skywalker take. Now, I don't necessarily have a preference on which one we approach first. I don't know if what do you guys reckon if we let the chat choose or if we just sort of decide between ourselves. Yeah, go for it. I mean, chat's never steered us wrong before. Have they not? Audience interaction is fun. Yeah. I would kind of be curious as to who they would want us to cover first though. Yeah. All right. Well, the options are... I was going to put movie Robert and I was like, no Diabeto. I have to. It's too many nicknames for this bad. We got Diabeto, Quinton and mundane Matt all with a fiery hot take about, I guess, the stage of this movie. This is going to be good. I'll drop it in for you guys first. You get first dibs on the vote. Oh boy. This is where the fun begins. There's too much potential. Oh man. All right. Okay. Oh my goodness. I'll post it in chat in a moment. Get ready to vote. All right, but we should have one, two, three. We should have six votes here. We got three. Okay, so really, for clarification, what do you mean precisely by consume? To watch. What did you think that meant? Did you mean we were going to eat the person? Yeah, like absorbing them. Yeah, gain their powers. I'm seeing a lot of Quinton and Diabeto. Oh, there's some stuff for all of them. All right, and I shall put the results on the screen now. So exciting. I know. You see all these votes pouring in. I like the percentage verse actually like IRL moving. I like watching the bars move. Look at them. I like watching the board. I like seeing the numbers go up. That is close to equalizing. It really is. Keep it steady guys. It's like bouncing the likes and dislikes on a channel. Could this video get to that? Yeah, that's a little bit closer than I thought it would be. Wow. He used to be irrelevant. He's up against Diabeto Quinton. People would rather watch Diabeto than you. Yeah. And Diabeto, he gets people to quit our streams because of the headaches. They get hit. They'd still rather watch him. If Diabeto wins, I reserve the right to get some whiskey first. Wait, it looks like he's going. He's currently ahead. Oh God, here we go again. That's his chance. Oh, rip. The story of his life. Take that, Jorbo. Jorbo.  Why? Why? It's like watching that. We should have put down bets for what the chat we're going to do. It's gambling on it. Diabeto is the season finale villain. He's going to be the series finale villain. Yeah. We've never seen Diabeto and Quinton in the same room. They're obviously the same guy. There's a chance. Is there any chance that one of your fans can make some deep e-fap lore and Diabeto is the Palpatine of our series? Because I would genuinely enjoy that. He's been pulling the strings or the sugar from the beginning. He's been hoarding the insulin. Two fat, unkempt men with terrible movie takes never seen in the same room together. I don't know. Monday Matt, on the other hand, he's different entirely. That doesn't apply to him.  I forgot about Monday Matt. Just test the will. Oh, no. Well, how long should we give him? It's pretty close, but I'll have to do some kind of we stop now sort of thing. Three minutes? All right, fine. I'll wait for it to go 1943. No, 1944. Good year. As soon as it says that, I will... That is when the choice will have been decided. The suspense is killing me. It's undeniably incredibly intense, yes. I'm starting to think that people might be trying to like level the two of them just to see what happens. We play both videos at the same time. Oh, great. Oh, yeah, they're neck and neck. Do you think Quinton and Diabeto would get along? No, no, no. No, I don't think Diabeto just can't get along with people.  I don't think anyone with like a strong opinion would get along with anyone else with a really strong opinion. I have felt that way about all five of you, yes. Yeah, great. You're not wrong. Um... Monday, Matt, you could do it, buddy. Come on, just give us that. Give us an amazing opinion on just anything. Quinton and Diabeto like sprinting ahead. We're watching which one's going to win. Monday, Matt's like... Diabeto sprinting. Rolling. Rolling, rolling, rolling. You know what, Magneto, he lifts up, that's what he's doing really slowly, I guess. I will give the link out one last time. So if you want to get in on this, you want to get your hero covered on EFAB out of these three people. Because I know, they've got a lot of fans. And vote now. Say it ain't so. Wait, Quinton pulled in front of Diabeto now? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'd actually be less draining to go in that order. Oh, maybe. What did you vote for, everybody? I voted for Quinton. I voted Quinton, too.  He'll just like... It has to go in a certain order. Joy, headache, joy. Is it a joy to cover Monday, Matt? No, I mean Quinton, Diabeto, and then Monday, Matt. Is it... Is it a joy to cover Monday, Matt? Do you find it to be joyful? Is he a joyful person? I mean, he's funny. Um... Well, we're at 44. I think the Quintans have it. Hooray. How exciting. The queues have it. I hope you proud of yourself, everybody. When we go through this video. You did it, chat. You did it. You did it, guys. Why did you do it, chat? Great work. Here's a link. For all of you to jump inside and take you to a watch together. Wait, Diabeto was defeated? Diabeto can't even win a race in like a metaphorical sense. None of us are going to mention it about losing. It's like, well, we know that. Naturally.  I guess, yeah. Quinton can be our warm-up. Keep the boulders, Matt. Is everybody in? I know I'm not. I want to ask is... There's my mouth. Look at all this editing. Oh, God, look at him. Oh, my goodness. You know, okay. You know that Spongebob episode, the old one where the big green fish comes into the crusty crab and he, what a sentence. And he can never be satisfied no matter how excellent the food is made. That's what Quinton looks like now. You know what I'm talking about? I don't know enough Spongebob memes. I'm so sorry.  Is everyone seeing the word spoilers on the screen? Yes. So everyone, if you don't want to have the rise of Skywalker spoiled for you, please stay. Super quick before we get into it. I want to ask, does my mic sound kind of crappy and like static-y low quality? It sounds fine. It's really just the opinions that are low quality. Because I was going to say, for some reason Discord does that, but my mic is the same exact settings as when I record for my videos. Apparently the character's name was Bubble Bass. Bubble Bass. Quinton is Bubble Bass. Still no pickles? Is that something he says? Still no pickles. This is our first ever podcast. Finally covering what you could call crappy video essays of Rise of Skywalker. Me and Rise have been doing this for like nearly two years for TLJ. Finally. We get to evolve as critics and cover the next one. The sequel film. Here we go, Quinton. He's like the inaugural video essayist. I don't even know if you can call this that. I don't really care. I just find it pretentious, which is, you know, he nails it. So here goes guys, exciting stuff. It's a good time. It's been 12 seconds. We could read the one word. But it's a primer. So like this is what you're going to get. Leave me out. Funny joke. Funny joke time. Come on. Wait, wait. Okay, guys. You know, if you spell spoilers backwards, it's so funny. It's really ups. Got him. Fucked. Oh, that was funny. You should have done that. You still got this. Acoustic tiles.  I don't have acoustic tiles. Do you have acoustic tiles? No, but a professional has acoustic tiles. I haven't had time. So if I sound like bad, if I sound as bad as I look, it's because I don't have my acoustic tiles set up. Is that how you spell acoustic? Yeah. Acoustic has one. He's not three. Wait, what? You spelled acoustic. Maybe it's a British spelling.  No. Yeah, then it asks if I meant acoustic. Yeah, no, he spelled it wrong. I'm pretty sure. I've never seen it spelled that way, but... No, acoustic with three C's is on dumtionary.com. What is that?  Dumtionary? Yeah, it's... Here's a picture. It's on the dumtion. If I type in the one with a double C, it just links me to the correct one. Are you sure you didn't mean the right word? I like that one because it's like, you're like, oh. All right. I mean, maybe that's the joke, because, you know, the font and then the non-capitalized... Yeah. You know... And the side face. There you go. Let's throw him a bone, whatever. There you go. I can't wait for the take about how there's a three-hour podcast and all they talked about was my spelling of acoustic. Well, I've seen... I saw his ContraPoints video. He had terrible audio in that, whether or not he had tiles.  I don't know. It's my lack of acoustic piles.  Well, this is the thing. I think there are things he could do in order to circumvent these issues and I don't think he chooses to do them because that would require things called time and other things called effort. But that's fine. I'm sure we can still hear him and that's the important thing. I know this looks like the exact same room but I swear it's a different one. So I saw the Rise of Skywalker and it was really bad and you'd think I'd be mad. No. But I'm really glad. Inactuality. Inactuality. Inactuality.  Oh, look at his glasses. Can I just point out, he has the sex doll at the back. Do you know what the lord is actually? Oh my god. Is that the sex doll? Yes, it is. Oh my god.  I don't know.  Oh no, please. Wait, wait, stop. Wait, wait. They're even wearing the same type of shirt.  What is that though? They're playing. Yeah, oh my god. Two of those. That actually looks like decent quality. It looks like you might have to spend at least like $200 on a model like that. Not that I would know. How did you know that? I look on the pictures on the internet a lot. I'm just saying there's some that are nicer than others. I'm just saying that these ads tailored to my search history just keep showing to me and I don't get it. I don't know how they got their officer. I don't know. My girlfriend, yeah, she's like a computer. It licks them up all the time. The sad thing is he spent he spent a grand on that thing. Isn't EFAP Wiki apparently? If you go to Diabeto's entry, it currently says also known as Bob Chipman or Movie Bob is the evil mastermind of the EFAP series, pulling the strings all along and the sugar behind the scenes. It's already up there. Diabeto.com It's just a additional entry. Oh my god. What was weekend?  Yeah, yeah. That's cool. I like it. Sounds like an anime thing.  Yeah, in actuality we will listen to him. Not much of anything. The first scene in this movie is Kylo Ren tracking down Palpatine and he meets him and Palpatine's like a zombie and he's been put back together with like robot bits Wait, I guess he's really professional YouTube reviewer. For a second there I was thinking like he's like a cyborg I guess you could. I have a cyborg. Why does he sound bored? Because he doesn't want to make videos anymore. I remember someone linked me a video of his where he explains how he's permanently downgrading his quality because he's copyrighted. He used to do full editing but now he's in a position of being like look I'm just going to vlog. That's what's happening now. That's what the good guys do. Jenny Nicholson gets along just fine. Jebi Nicholson I mean Jebi Nichols, right? I'm so sorry. I guess he wants to reach those degrees of quality I suppose That's not bad. She films her videos in a supernova that can only explain how oversposed her videos are. No, if you say that that means you hate women, stop it. Maybe I do. Maybe you do. She makes me want to hate him so bad. That's your internalized misogyny talking, Miss Longbone. It is, it is. And he says to Kylo Ren you and I shall work together you will be my new doctor. Wait. Sounds like the controversy. It sounds like a medieval mob boss.  My voice doesn't go that low. You and I will take over the universe. That was the one thing about Palpatine in this movie.  Unfortunately, Quinton can't do the Emperor voice.  Our impressions were always like what the fuck's happening? We all have a limit. Kylo Ren pay the price for your lack of visual know-bye. We're going to do episode 6 again except this time it's going to be bigger and immediately that represented to me everything that I didn't want Star Wars to be. Alright. Sounds like it subverted your expectations. Yeah, why didn't you like it? It's subverted your expectations.  I mean, it's so easy to just flip the arguments. We can do this all year. It's going to be great. 2020 will just be the year of well, maybe you hate Asian people. Have you ever think about that? Maybe.  They must hate Asians.  Jebi unironically put out a tweet saying that if a guy says that he thinks Rose Tico is like a worthless character it's going to be a race thing. Like what? Why? I didn't see that because I got blocked. Thankfully, I was blocked. You don't like Rose Tico. And then the comments were quick to point out ah, but it could be a women thing. Very true.  Not possible. It represented everything the sequel trilogy needed to avoid becoming in order to be worthwhile and stand alone. And it just didn't Okay. Like Star Wars wasn't already being like it was already a spectacle. No, sorry, not episode four. Episode seven was totally that. It was complete rip. I guess TLJ was like half a rip and then Rise of Skywalker was only really a rip off at the end where it's like Palpatine trying to convert someone to the dark side while also showing all of their friends die through a big window. That's like... I guess he's right that they copied some stuff. Sure. In order to be worthwhile and stand alone. And it just didn't feel like a scene from a real Star Wars movie. But the thing is that this ended up being the perfect tone setter for the film because it told me everything I needed to know about what this film was going to try and be and how unsuccessful it was going to be and actually becoming that. It set out to be what it shouldn't be and it was unsuccessful at being what it shouldn't have been. So it was what it should have been? I don't even know.  It was going to be terrible.  You're like, wait, alright. It turned out amazing. More, more. So instead of continuing to care during that opening scene I did what Yoda suggested in episodes three and episodes five. I allowed myself to become detached from my investment and thus I didn't feel anger. I didn't feel any dark emotions. I just sat back in my chair and I laughed. I laughed a lot. Hey Solidarity, we laughed too. When when Rey blew up Chewie for example that was funny. I was like, oh my god, they did it.  Probably when she said Thank God C-3PO is still okay. Babu Frick re-entering the film that had me going I was like, yay, Babu Frick's back. Thank God they made sure to show us that he was on that little starship on the dashboard. For me it had to be Rey with a shark teeth. Oh yeah, that's great. It was dark Rey. It's a Bilbo moment. Scary Bilbo. Bilbo Regans. It reminded me so much of that riffraff vibe.   Oh yeah, the kiss of death.  I've heard a lot of people say that when bad died or when they kissed a lot of people in theaters were laughing. It's so awkward. You know if JJ was in the cinema with me and I laughed at Babu Frick coming back and he was like, yay, successful comedic moment. I'd be like, no, no, no. They'd be like, what? You got these two characters from a planet that they spent apparently their lives on and they couldn't escape and you blew it all up. You killed everyone they've ever known. They're just in this ship being like, hey, we're back. It's unreal. You have this little alien going, whee! It's like, wow. Damn it, the one time I really needed to escape I couldn't do it. It's so odd because it's like she survived but the audience will be concerned that the funny alien survives. We'll put him in there too. What about the entire crew that she mentioned? Are they all dead? Oh my God. Remember how she said children are taken from that planet? Well, they're not taken from it anymore. You don't have to worry about any of that. They'll never steal your children ever again. Yeah. What was, like, Yasen's formula?  I don't know what his mathematical equation for goodness was. I don't think he ever wanted to really pin that one down. We will get EFAP science on it. It'll happen. Just to laugh at, just in general, I didn't laugh all the time. I held it back a little to respect the other people in the theater. But pretty much the moment that the movie ended.  Because I know that people will be like, can you please stop? And I'll be like, no. Yeah, you don't want to be the De Niro in Cape Fear. Yeah. Good reference. It was dark and they'll never see me again.   I tell them I'm quitting reviews. It's me. I couldn't hold it in. I just stood up, ran out of the theater and I started laughing and I like walked out of the parking lot in the freezing cold. I walked for like a minute. Can you picture him running out of the theater on his own and just laughing? I can't imagine what would have happened. And also I don't believe it. X to doubt. If it did though, I could just picture people in like the sort of I don't know, just the rooms or the parking lot outside just looking at him like, what are you doing? He's like, oh, it's so funny though. It's so funny though. You just wouldn't get it. He probably just like chuckled a little bit and then he's like, I'm really going to hand this up in my review. That spoiled jar of sauerkraut is really enjoying himself right now. Saga potatoes. Smile, laughing the whole time. People walking by must have thought I must have thought I was a madman and I don't know what I was laughing at. Was I laughing at how bad the movie was? I needed an edit there. I just like zoomed in on him black and white. He's like, I was experiencing something, laughing at something but I didn't know what. Amnesia. Is this enjoyment? What was happening to me? I had to find out. Soundtrack kicks in. It shows loads of locations and he's like, I had to go to the source. That. What did I do that day? It's your heat. There's only one man who can help me. My father. And the door opens up and it's Diabeto. My son, you have returned. My son, you have returned.  A good picture though. By the end of the trailer it's like epic choir music is rising up with things flowing around. Rise of Diabeto. Is this the movie? I would pay good money. Yeah, I would actually pay.  He's levitating two liter bottles with some kiss. Little bit. Was I laughing at sort of the cultural phenomenon which had evolved out of these movies which turned out to be a total let down? A lot, yeah. But maybe I was also laughing at myself. No. Or a version of myself that I could imagine who was invested in this film. Or maybe, just maybe, I actually secretly still cared a whole lot and laughing was just my coping mechanism.  I walked out of the theater laughing and people didn't know if I was talking about Star Wars or Cats.  Cats is wonderful. I haven't seen it yet, but I'm sure it is. I haven't either, I've heard only good things. Anybody here seen it? I've heard a lot of horror jokes.  There you go. Alright then. That's the review guys. Thanks for watching. Which I think is a funny parallel and when I responded that I was talking about Star Wars someone asked me is this the worst Star Wars movie? Is it worse than the Phantom Menace? No, no, no, no. That's not even the bomb. You gotta go further. You gotta go all the way to The Last Jedi. I'm sorry. That's the bomb. He likes The Last Jedi. Wow. Wow, there you go. I thought most people picked Attack of the Clones as the worst instead of Phantom Menace. I guess I'm wrong on that, I don't know. How does the world feel on that? Does anyone remember? With The Last Jedi? What do people typically think is the worst Phantom Menace or Attack of the Clones? I can't remember. Attack of the Clones I think people say is worse. You sure? Cats is erotically better. I would be surprised.  We'll take a look. I'm eager to see just how terrible Cats is. I think it's going to be an experience. We can't get through. We just abandon like we can't. There's just not enough material of us reacting because we're all stunned, silent, staring at the street like, oh god. I'm sure Cats is more entertainment value. Yes. It's not the worst Star Wars movie, but only because the prequels are so badly made that they're unwatchable. But it's...  We need money. Money. Green. It's hard. You shouldn't necessarily be at this point, but what I would say is prequels made a lot more sense and I understood the stakes clearer and I could actually be like, oh my goodness, I can understand the both positive outcome and negative outcome of these scenes while with these films it's like force healing. Oh my, that kind of fucks with everything. It's like hyperspace skipping.  You know what else? Emperor's alive.  You need to pull it right back. And he said all three of them prequels, like I actually think revenge of the Sith isn't all that bad. This is a watchable movie for sure. But unfortunately I guess he's thinking more about Phantom Menace which can be boring. It's still better than The Last Jedi. It's the most intellectually vapid Star Wars movie because when you look at the intentions and the themes of the prequels, they're actually really good. And when you ask why did more Star Wars have to be made at this point in time, the answer again is a good one. The answer is that George Lucas hated war and he wanted to make a Star Wars film trilogy about how war is bad and how it's cool. Oh, is that what war is? That's what war is, guys. Star Wars. The way we can realize this in Germany. Also, this is what he said true. What's the source for that? The idea that George Lucas is trying to talk about war being bad, I think it's a little bit more complicated than war is bad. Like, you will engage in a war if it means saving your civilization, surely. Nah, you just want to realize your aggressors. And you got to appreciate the logic. It's like, George Lucas said war is bad. And then, war is bad because it's a tool of imperialism. It's like, where did you get that? Like, how did you derive that shit? Like, did George Lucas hate in an interview? Or something? I don't know. Maybe that's his commentary. I didn't actually hear that. Does he have a stick? Yeah, I think so. The answer is that George Lucas hated war and he wanted to make a Star Wars film trilogy about how war is bad and how it's a tool of imperialism. Oh, okay, yeah. I've not seen the interviews where he talks about that but maybe I've missed them. But isn't the OT like, peace is good, war bad? Yeah. I don't think any of the films are saying that like, yeah, war.   Clones and space battles. Give me some day at war. Wow. Then they made like, series about the Clone Wars and they made series about Rebels. Well, ugh. This is a tool of imperialism and bad. Okay, where are we going with this? Get a key. The sequel films have always suffered from this big problem where they don't have that same element. They were created by Disney out of a corporate need for a franchise. They were invented by filmmakers out of nostalgia. And they created this cultural desire. I don't know how they were created.  That's why they bought it. That's kind of like money, right? Yeah, nostalgia is just the way to get the money. Yeah.   I seriously doubt that when JJ was making episodes died particularly was like, man I can't wait to go back to Star Wars, my favorite thing of all time and celebrate with all the fans. Let's just get this done.  I love that attitude. It explains the whole movie. Star Wars is good and you should feel good for liking it. They want money.   He's saying that the new films are saying that Star Wars as a franchise is a good thing and you should consume. Is that his point? I don't even agree with that.  It's like, okay. We had taste, but okay. Do you think that Disney spent $4 billion on Star Wars to make people feel good? I mean, it's clear that Quentin doesn't have a concept of money.  Did he buy it? Or did he get it for free? Because I remember reading tweets about like, I can't remember. No, he was raising money for it. Oh my. His fans paid for a $1,000 sex doll. That's how you know you've made it. Excuse me, $1,200. Oh, sorry. Thank you, Chase, for your integral feedback knowledge. There's varying levels of quality. Okay, and by the way, it's worth it, okay? I believe you. Give us $9,000. Don't knock until you try it. I want to start off this in-depth discussion by analyzing the final scene in this film, which, thanks to the nature of the sequels, is now the final scene in the entire chronological Star Wars saga. Obviously, at this point, we're going to get into spoilers. If you somehow miss the kazoo bit at the beginning, this is a good time to turn the video off of Star Wars.  Did you watch it? What is through? No one missed it. Nobody missed it. I don't know. It strikes me as odd that people would want to watch a 30-minute analysis of Rise of Skywalker without realizing there's going to be spoilers. Can you make a 30-minute discussion spoiler-free and be difficult? EFAP can do it, because they don't know when to stop talking. We don't know how to edit, or write, or talk, with the worthless fuckers killed-killed arc.  Are you just turning more Jewish gradually? Wow. That is a racism, sir. That was clearly like a Long Island accent.  They're bad. They're long. You're a bad man. See Ray arrive on a planet which we immediately recognize to be Tatooine. And then she goes to a place which we, as an audience know, is the Skywalker family farm. And as an audience, we go, oh my God, this is the place from Episode 4. We're here again. Why are we here again? And the movie goes, isn't it crazy that we're here again? Isn't that so cool? And we go, yeah, it is. But why did you bring us here?  Oh my God. He's upset. You're toxic, fat, bad baby. Yeah, it's a movie about Space Wizards meant for children. Why are you criticizing it in any way? I think there was a deleted scene where he was just hanging out with the two lightsabers. She was like, where should I put these? And Luke was like, put them in my house, I guess. Where is it? He's like, ah, Tatooine, these are the specific coordinates. And here's a photo of my house. And then she went there and she buried them. And he was like, thanks, bro. Thanks. I really appreciate you doing that for me. I don't really know why. I wanted that, but I did. Okay. I don't even know who I am anymore, honestly. You can just picture him. What's going on? How did I get here? Yeah, he's very upset. Quinton, I think you need to calm down though. You're being very toxic. That's just my opinion, I guess. But you know. He's talking about a scene with a female protagonist. He's getting this angry. I mean, I'm just putting two and two together. I'm not saying anything. Two and two makes four. Just saying. And the movie goes, isn't it just cool that we can't be here, that we can come back here? And we go, yeah. We can't be here before... That joke was really worth it. This is so embarrassing. To be fair, instead of just continuing on, we're on a black screen now, so I'm wondering what will happen when we return to Q1. What do we even... Is this like a new form of Quinton? He's Quinton devolved as a critic? I think so. He got so mad. I thought he didn't care about this film. He said that he didn't care. He said he might be laughing at a part of him that still does care. Oh, he's tapping into that part. There you go. Oh my god. Maybe I care a little bit more than I was there. There you go. And do you know what? If that's what you want at the Star Wars movie, just for the main character to go back to a set that you recognize from a previous movie, and to not really find a point in being there in the assumption that you, the audience, recognize the set and find some attachment to it, then you're going to love this movie. Wait, can we pause and say that I don't think that... Like, how could I put this? I think the Nostalgia was incidental. Does that make sense? I get why Rey was there. Like, does that make sense? I realized that he... Why was Rey there? He's going to bury the lightsabers since... Why go there? Honestly, I'm stuck all the way back at... Dude, those things are very rare at this point. Don't bury those. They're really lethal weapons. I have... It's more like... How did she know that tattooing... Probably because Luke Skyward she was in tattooing, I don't know. It is weird. Luke must have told you to bury the lightsabers as a favor to him? Like, yeah, go back to the place that was miserable. He was even better as he buries both the lightsabers and then Leia is like, can you go to Alderaan? Oh, fuck, well... Throw him into the sky.  He has this, like, a piece of Alderaan floating through the space. Very... Even though we saw...  Everyone knows it. He surfed it. Like a boss. That's really the limit test. Then this is the Star Wars movie for you. You can turn the video off now. He's talking about Eric Butts. That's the guy who would have loved seeing... Honestly, I'm not even, like, taking a shot here. I think that when it showed the tattooing Eric Butts in the cinema wouldn't come. I remember this location. We'd be like, it's okay, dude. Calm down. You're all right. Wait, did Eric Butts like... Did he like Rise of Skywalker? Oh, I'm sure. It's not possible for him to not love Star Wars. Yeah, he loves, like, everything Star Wars. Okay. Let me see. Does he have... A review? Let me take a look. So, Star Wars, The Rise of Skywalker, Geek Out Review. Daisy Ridley Movie 2019. Daisy Ridley Movie. I'm curious how her career will go post-Star Wars. I wonder if she'll end up... Nowhere. He's crying. In the thumbnail of his No Spoilers, Geek Out Review, he's crying. Oh, well... Quinton's talking directly to Eric Butts. I knew it. Okay. There's no point in going back here. It's a little deceptive to say that they don't have a point, but it's such a vacuous point that it would almost be better to just pretend that they didn't have a point. An old woman walks up to Rey and asks for her name, and she struggles with this as she has throughout the movie because she doesn't want to call herself Rey Palpatine. Thanks for the explosive in the black and white one. That she has no connection or relevance to as a character, and she decides she's going to choose it as her new home. She says my name is Rey Skywalker. Wait, is she going to live there? I don't think she said anything about settling down. Yeah, she just... The best thing that I could say in terms of an interpretation is that she just thought it would be sentimental to bury the lightsabers there. Yeah, yeah, probably. I'm honestly saying... Rey has capable of feelings, maybe? Luke wanted to have his lightsaber in his house.  At that point, you're just like, okay, it's weird Luke, but he's not, you know, really been acting normal for a while. As for like, she just walks off into the sunset, I think the implication is she'll be like, this is a dirt hole, I'm going to leave, go to a better place. I preferred my old dirt hole. It was like a dirt hole but above ground. I think she's probably going to... She'll downright steal from people, I think she, you know... She's just capping dirt. That was a weird part of the film. Oh, you were a spice runner, like an illegal thing. And then Poe was like, you were a stormtrooper.  And it's like, hang on. I was on the same, like...  And he's like, all right. I ran drugs. That's a little different. All right, scavenger. All right.  And then the credits roll. So, Pais. I do agree with what he said. Ray has a little connection with Skywalker, with the Skywalker name. I do think that the movie has failed to convince me that she has earned the name. I still think it would be cooler for her to take the name Palpatine and start doing good things in his name. Yeah, I think that's a good point.  This is my family. And I'm going to work to make people, you know, turn that around. Yeah. She's like, I'm Ray Palpatine. Like a ba. She's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm good though. No, no, no, that's our word. Peewood. That takes to say about this.  What's a chud? Yeah, so what is a chud? I know what it is. It's a cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller. I think that's what it stands for. All right. A chud is an insult frequently used by leftists to derive members of the alt right or other right wing groups. Okay. Oh, all right. So this second take he's got is going to be specifically against the alt right. All right. Make sure you own the alt right in your Star Wars. Those chuds. Get them. I guess he thinks that we're chuds. Yeah, probably. Even though a third of our lineup today is shades of not white. That's racist. He's saying he's upset about that.  They call that Chase is a weeb.  He's really muted.  Just to find your existence to us. You're not even really white. Also do you knock chud life? Have you even tried eating human? I don't think so. Chud life? My justification is I played mystical ninja starring Goemon on the N64 when I was like 7 years old and it just changed my entire world view. I don't know about 5 or 6 of those words you said.  Yeah. Japan Samurai the sushi. Japan samurai sushi. It was all downhill from there. You fight literal dumpling monsters and it damaged me. Let's move on. I can't wait for his chud hot take. Anti-chud. We'll start with that one and it's just got to be between me and you so come here for a second. Not too close please. Having a female lead define her importance exclusively through a male lead.  That's why herself is trash. And I'm sorry Skywalker isn't just Luke like Leia. Yeah, I was going to say that's weird. I thought that's what he was trying to do with having Yeah, both of them. Did he do the Luke? No, did you see the cut scene where Luke pushed Leia aside? It's like it's mean. I'll tell you who you are. So like just in case anyone missed the right so he's saying it's bad writing for a female protagonist identify through all the achievements of a male name. Is that kind of where he was going with that? Maybe, but that's just bad always. That's not, why is he talking to the alt right about that? I was going to say, I guess No, I Why is he talking about the alt right? Honestly, I'm trying to, so the alt right No, no rags. He has to first hot take the normal one. Isn't this the guy that just decided to like buy his disdain for Trump? Yeah. Oh yeah, this is the guy. I don't like Trump.  I'm still on your side, guys. I guess let's just pretend for a second that he's talking to someone who hates women, right? Cause that's what he thinks he's talking to. So if someone, if you hate a woman and you find out that she takes the name of Luke Skywalker at the end of the film wouldn't that happen to those people? I don't know.  I can't remember what, I can't remember based on my politics, what opinion I'm supposed to have on the Star Wars movie. Horseshoe theory, horseshoe theory is like when something is so left it like loops back around it becomes right like the whole like free the nipple movement it eventually worked its way back around to like I don't want to see any naked women you're objectifying and keep those sluts cold. Effectively how it comes off now. I'm going to play it again because I've lost myself. We have to get close again. Define her importance. That's interesting. I don't know if that was happening. I'll hand it to her. She saved the universe. She did that. It may not have made sense but she did it. She's amazing.  The most important person ever. I'm sorry Skywalker isn't just little Luke. It's actually a complicated name because you got Luke, Leia and Anakin attached to that one and shimmy Skywalker. She was a legend. Let's not forget. No, by the way, wasn't shimmy the name of the wasn't it the name of the first mate in Peter Pan? Oh, hook's first mate, yeah. Wasn't that smee, SMEE rather than SHMI I think? I don't know maybe. Chat will answer that question I'm sure. Yeah, I don't know. I guess we need to talk about shuds. We'll get some shuds on and they can tell us how angry It's a remarkable Republican chuddy. Is he like that? Imagine he's like unironically like, I have a chud, yes. I'm a chud, yes. I think chud is fantastic. I feel like chuds have been misaligned. Malint maligned. Ignore that. Maligned unfairly. Again, just to refocus I just define her importance by attaching her surname to a family that already exists that have done some of the worst war crimes while also saving the world while also being a respected general of a resistance. You've got a lot of stuff that comes with the Skywalker name, just saying. Can we get some fan art of what shuds Skywalker would look like? I want that more than I've ever wanted anything in my life. That's a great creature. That's a caveman ray. Like an amorphous blob. You only train white males as Jedi. Chud Skywalker. Chud Skywalker. The second thing I have to say is that in a meta way this moment is also the sequels defining their own worth by saying the original trilogy was good. I consider myself to be like the original trilogy and thus I am good by proxy. This is your mind on themes by the way. Yes.  It's like massive projection at this point honestly. Yes. So Rey took the name because she had a lot of respect for Luke and Leia. It made enough sense. I just don't know if I know, but like that is meta narrative wise with the sequel trilogy saying it is good like the OT who is like oh well interpretations guys. Okay. I want to talk about the biggest problems that I have with Star Wars as a franchise which I sort of expected the sequel trilogy to fix. The first thing is big. There is one trilogy that people really like. The original trilogy all other Star Wars media exists to mirror and reflect that piece of content. The franchise is totally not redundant to mirror and reflect. Yes. It's really important that I get that across because I'm in a YouTube on a sewer and I can't stand two words being synonymous, being used as separate points, okay? Mirror and reflect. It mirrors it and it reflects it. No, maybe it like reflects it in I don't know like a mirror is like the clearest of reflections. It's like a no use sort of thing. He's right though that most Star Wars media tries to sort of be like hey the OT was cool but then again you know a lot of prequel media came out after the prequels did even though people were 50-50 on it like trying to be like the prequels so complicated to say the least but go on Quinton. It exists to mirror and reflect that piece of content. The franchise is totally I could have cropped that image. Come on. He's put an image on the screen. Can you at least appreciate that? That's a lot of work. To find an image you want and drag it onto your timeline. These three movies are good. Let's tie into them but feeling limiting after a while. The second issue is that as the franchise has expanded and more elements have been added onto certain moments from the original trilogy have been altered or ruined. He's the... Isn't he the guy who said this fan stuff? Or he said like you have to interpret more of his fan stuff. He said that a sequel is only a sequel if you interpret it that way so what do you mean you hypocrite? Maybe he's interpreted that way at this moment. I've not heard that take before. Yeah. I've not heard that either. If anything, it kind of makes the redemption more meaningful. It shows how much he went back on. Yeah, he was he was essentially completely lost as Vader in terms of his I don't know, moral compass. But the thing is, you have to really think about it. You have to really think about it. You have to really think about it. You have to think about moral compass. But the thing is, you have to remember there's a lot of contextualization.  Peace, prosperity and justice. That's what he sees the empire as.  The bad. So he will happily slap people down with a hot knife if he has to. A 1000 degree knife? Yes. Where did they go, huh? That was a good time on YouTube. That was, yeah. Because people realize most of the time it's like, I went through a thing for about half a second and then it cooled off and we got to reheat it again. And the same thing happened. And there's a thing, I don't think he's a good guy.    And that's the thing. I think you're supposed to not consider him altruistic at that point. You're just supposed to be like, oh, he's actually made a really important decision um, sort of had a huge moment for his character, but he's not then undone.  Those younglings are still dead. It's just, but you know. Vader is the main perpetrator of one of the worst genocides to ever happen in the galaxy. He murders children with his own hands. He is implicit in several other genocides, also perpetrated by the empire, including the lasat and everyone killed on Alderaan.  I think you're missing the point here, Quinton. I think you're really really missing the point. It's like a mechanical aspect to it. It's not like that's how he felt he was a Jedi, so he's not a Sith.  You know, maybe if you can turn from a Jedi to a Sith or a Sith to a Jedi, I imagine you can actually do it a couple times throughout your life. You could probably be like, you know what? I'm feeling pissed today. Nope, can't do it. Can't go back. No backsies. So yeah, I don't I don't think it works exactly like that. Like the idea that he gets to be a force ghost or something is something that space Jesus gave him or something. It's like, no, it's not really how that works. We know now that it's like knowledge you have to have. It's like I said, it's mechanical. But I could totally see Obi-Wan being like, oh, hey buddy. And he's like, hey, yeah, I know. I know. Space Jesus is all like, don't worry guys, in a couple decades he's going to throw an old guy over railing and then he's going to say that he loves his daughter and then he's going to come hang out here with all you guys. It's a massive inconsistency that we have. Well, hang on. The OT alone was enough to know that he was a horrible monster in terms of the things he had done. The idea that he killed all the younglings and stuff is like, I mean did you not think that when he was okay with like raising planets the children died? Yeah, he blew up Alderaan. He was fine with blowing up Alderaan. Everything else is just he blew up a planet man. Yeah.  He's already blown up a planet. I think we've exceeded that for a long time. Can you confirm there's a nursery on that planet? He's like one, two, three. He destroyed a planet of billions and six children.   It changes everything. Allow ourselves to buy into because we understand that the movies were not written in order and probably should not be viewed that way. But they made him a monster. They always intended that he was a monster. Yeah, what did they contradict here? What's the problem? He redeemed himself in that sense. It doesn't mean that he's off the hook. Yeah, that's the thing, man. If he was to come back into real happy life and he colors his suit white to look as horrifying. He draws a smile on it. Dark for the white. You just be like, dude, you kind of still... I don't know. What are we thinking? Jail? I don't know. You kind of... You did a lot of things. I'm going to say that. He's like, I'm sorry. To be fair, chat makes it a decent point. Those younglings were orphans. Just click true. So really, that should take... Instead of adding six, that should take six away from the Alderaan count. Which is still quite a few, I'm guessing, but...  Like, it's kind of their fall in a little way, isn't it? Like, they could have done something, you know? They only just let it happen.  I personally, I would have been like, nah, not having that. I would have thrown my lightsaber, tried something. I think we should blame the kids is where I'm going with this, okay? They... Do you see how rude one of them was? It's like, what are we supposed to do? It's like, how is Anakin supposed to tell the kids what to do all the time? I'd be pissed. I think it's fair. He's a good guy. Prequel's recontextualized Vader to be hero, I think, of the orphan killing brand. My point is simply that had Vader's wider story arc actually been written in chronological order, it would have been bad writing. Episode 1, Vader personally murders children. Episode 2, Vader helps orchestrate several genocides. Episode 3, Vader kills his boss and then says he... That's like the most simplified version ever. Yeah, that's... it's not just an old guy. It's just an old guy. Luke has to kind of work pretty hard to get him to come over to that big asshole, so... That also doesn't... And plus, like Vader... Vader, it was super... This was him completely going against basically everything that he had. He had complete and total investment in the Empire and Palpatine. It wasn't just him killing a guy. It was him turning his back on all that and he probably knew that he was going to get effed up anyway. So... It's just such a weird...  He's like, no... A little more than that. A little more than that. He loves his daughter and now he's in good guy immortality forever. See, I think that's a bit of a misconception. Good guy immortality. It's like, no, it's mechanical. You could learn how to do this, even if as far as I'm aware you could do it as a Sith too. Like, awkwardly...  Well... Hey buddy... And in Rise of Skywalker... They have its powering Palpatine. Isn't that kind of like... So what did you say first? Like... Like in Rise of Skywalker the Siths are like powering Palpatine. And like... All of the Sith are in Palpatine and all of the Jedi are in Rey and that's a thing.  I don't know. Imagine all the Sith like being in Palpatine giving him all their power and he electrocutes himself and you're like, what do you do? Stop. What? No, stop. Why are you doing this? But the other thing that the prequels do is rewrite the Jedi to not be fun. And I mean in ways other than the video I released a few days ago discussed. In the original trilogy Luke has the force because he's an audience surrogate and the filmmaker wants you to believe that you can use the force yourself. No. I thought it was because he's the hero. It's the hero's journey. Isn't that why he's... What? Because Luke is an audience surrogate? I mean, he's an inset for like the guy who's unaware of so much stuff that he can ask questions that we will appreciate the answers to. He's a partial blank slate. But if that's what he's kind of getting at, I guess. Disgust. In the original trilogy Luke has the force because he's an audience surrogate. Why would that be why he has the force? I thought everyone could have the force now. Or I thought that the force was... At the time it was not really defined as to who had it. Anyone could have it. I'm very confused. Yeah. This is an odd point. Also could you talk about the rise of Skywalker? He's getting there. God. The filmmaker wants you to believe that you can use the force yourself. It's this vague magic that exists all around us that anyone can be trained to understand and use. It's an energy field. Anakin can use the force because his blood is better than yours. The force is gifted exclusively to those with superior genes. I don't think that that's what it is. I think it's just that it doesn't like everybody has a midichlorian count. It's just some of more, some of less. Yeah, I thought so. An entity on, because the force is everything. Or at least it flows around everything. And so, theoretically anybody can use it. It's just that if you have more of a concentration of midichlorians then you can use it more better. Yeah. I don't think we mentioned it twice. Once Qui-Gon on Tatooine and then once in the Jedi Chamber. Well... It's been so long since I've seen him. I think so. Like, never brought up again after that? Chats lighten up. Triggered by Quentin, I guess. What do we got? Superior genes. The force is closer to IQ. Also, I don't know if you can call it Superior Genes when he was created by the force, as in like palps or palps dad or whatever.  You have osteoporosis. You have to have over 7000 midichlorians to be a Jedi, apparently. 7000? I guess that's in some kind of extended thing. I don't know. There's like a direct correlation between like midichlorians and chromosomes. But as Aiden says, midichlorians I like to think are a thing that are just drawn towards the force. So an indicator rather than the cause of it. Which is certainly a better way than you have more midichlorians there for you. If that's true, that does help the prequels a lot in terms of the damage because you could have multiple explanations.  Though you'd still have the issue of like, wow, there's a lot that's surrounding that chancellor. How you doing there, buddy? He's like, I'm fine. You're like, hmm... You'd be giving me the suspicious eye, the hairy eyeball if you will. But okay, we'll see where he goes with this question mark. You can use the force, you have to be related to another famous person who can also use the force. This whole bloodline thing was introduced exclusively for the reveal that Darth Vader was Luke's father, but it's indirectly led to the mysticism of the force being absolutely destroyed. Oh, but not the last Jedi. I may, well he did say earlier that like it is damaging it, right? Like he said the sequel's damaging it too. I guess he's saying the prequel's damaging it too. It just... Maybe it is partially to do with bloodlines as well just in terms of like overall power. You've confused me with that midichlorian thing just being an indicator. It's like, interesting to think about in terms of they're drawn to an entity that has better use of the force I guess, or more powerful use. I don't think we ever got a... Is there any extended universe stuff that kind of clarifies the midichlorian explanation? Or do they just forget that even happened? Because I'm unaware of it if there is. There's probably something on Wikipedia that's got to be. Let me look up midichlorians. Well, Rags does that. ER, if you're still there, can you say something so that Chat knows that you're not dead?  When present in sufficient numbers, they could allow their host to detect the pervasive energy field known as the force. So it's not in the genetics. So it looks like according to Wikipedia ... Yeah, it's like Parasite? The force spoke through the midichlorians allowing certain beings to use the force if they were sensitive enough to its powers. It says, in order to gauge the individual's potential within the force, blood tests were used to estimate the number of midichlorians within the subject cells.  The thing is like going just from the prequel movies is really not that much information on exactly what the hell is even going on with that. But as far as I'm aware in Star Wars there is definitely like if you're a part of say the Skywalker bloodline, you're probably going to be more force sensitive. I mean is there a genetic component to how many midichlorians you have in your body? Perhaps or well that's the thing I'm getting all cross lines in my head right now in terms of like where does it all begin? Who does the what and the where and the why?   That's the canon as far as I'm aware. There's going to be people who know this really well in chat probably. I guess. I didn't think that this Rise of Skywalker review would be so focused on midichlorians. Yeah I know I feel like we've jumped into the prequels but I guess he's trying to say this is an example of how the OT gets ruined by additional content. Someone said ER is Force Ghost. Force Ghost talk though. And they could, I mean they could really just do anything a normal person could do. Yeah in fact as we established being a Force Ghost is actually a lot better than being alive so Let me ask something that chat really cares about ER is Persona 5 objectively good or kind of overrated? I need to hear this from you. Objectively good. Oh my god somebody sent me something insane I need you to take a look at it. Did I see that? Oh yeah I saw that.  It's a man's nipple That's true It's a man's nipple Can I just say the shading on Quinton's face in that image It's as terrible as it is in real life. Amazing This is the way that Luke is sitting or lying again And he doesn't even look uncomfortable like he's happy He's really making fun of it Anyway back to talking about midichlorians and the prequels Yeah Not fun, not approachable and on an intellectual level a little overtly fashion on an intellectual fashion on an intellectual level Goddamn What is fashion? I think fascistic What was fascist about midichlorians are like it's like a superior race But well okay But like Technically they are I was going to say like what if we have a plus the force Like if we have people who But that happens now like bodies that are just better equipped for doing more or different things You can't necessarily conclude that because someone can use the force better they are a better person I mean they're better equipped to use the force by definition but is that Is that fascist? The fact that someone might be like Hey I would actually prefer to have the ability to control things with my mind better like So we should single out I mean that's what the help team was doing right He was interested in just getting stronger and stronger and stronger Uh It's it's fashy It's fashy Let's give it another go just to hear that The reveal that Darth Vader was Luke's father but it's indirectly led to the mysticism of the force being absolutely destroyed It makes the force not fun not approachable And on an intellectual level a little overtly fashy How does something be a little overtly A little overtly A little majorly fashy It's it's it's somewhat obvious You know What?    Get excited people Diabeto!  I'm going to repeat him again I just I'm going to do what I can here being pitched as the definitive end to something we definitively know is not ending stick so landing that depending on who you ask either involves undoing and profusely apologizing for having offended the sensibilities of someone in the previous sequel or offending those same sensibilities more in the same way team what have you got? we need a professional food taster to to try I'm putting this shit in my mouth I just picture like so we'll put the statement in the center of a table gave a team an hour and they came in there's black pages like I don't know this is just he's saying something about like how I think what he's trying to say is that it's going to piss some people off or it's going to piss other people off it's basically some people will really like it some people will really not like it and that's all he had to say but he had to do the most roundabout possible I think complicated method of expressing it which is generally like the opposite of what language should do but like he thinks this is like alliteration and good writing it's like it's a very stylish review but it's really just well Patrick Willems said he was good you calling Patrick Willems a liar I'm calling him incompetent that's also that I believe Patrick Williams would lie very easily well that's probably because you didn't like the last Jedi did you like Rose Teacup? yes I hate women but he's not a woman so what's my excuse now I gotcha I'm untouchable alright I think I understand let's give him another sentence then let's see where we go man remember back when the important thing was how you felt about a movie instead of whether or not it was making some other hypothetical person you dislike feel one way or the other weird huh? that ain't on us buddy I'm so disliked this movie because the people that I hate like it that's my entire modus operandi we would downright curious how people will feel about this movie but that doesn't change how we felt about it like still fit that's why it's nice to be objective you don't have to worry about shit like that wow rags that just triggered a thousand people in this world how could you do that? good because apparently all I care about is making people angry so you do remember how you killed Art right?   Kind of terrifying, don't I? This is the political compass of Tony Locke, I guess, because I kind of specifically remember all of the, the Woke Star Wars video wasn't even about being woke. Also, it's very pixelated. Yeah, he thinks that, like he definitely doesn't use it in the context of what it normally is used for. Right. He's a fascinating enigma, to the least. Just a good old-fashioned Photoshop here. This is your mind on daily. One that arguably is bad. That's not a bad job. Okay, yeah. Oh yeah, Matt didn't win the vote. We'll have to see what he has to say another time. Oh yeah. This is, Tonal does not like- Get sidelined again. Hooked carrots.  Like when that happened, you guys were like, whoa! Maybe it's just rare to see such passion. Yeah. The daily, the dead speak. The world has heard a mysterious broadcast, a threat of revenge, and a sinister voice of the late Atoll Hitler. The message comes directly from the unknown regions of the Antarctic land. It was broadcast to fortnight with an army of thousands of emperor penguins and die-glock bloke. I don't actually know. The message reads- Dieglock, probably. At last, the work of generations is complete. The great error is corrected. The day of victory is at hand. Day of revenge, the day of the Reich. And the threat was easily defeated by a person on Twitter after some problematic tweets resurfaced and after some kid reported his epic store account. Emperor Penguins revolved, revolted, outraged by the now resurfaced tweets quoting, "'We couldn't believe that you liked pineapple on pizza." With his plans thwarted, you know, Spencer's day is arguing on Twitter and sending letters to Epic Games, trying to get his account back. Good rack. Is it scientifically possible to create a good rack? The answer at the moment is no. Well, that's disappointing. Yeah, I don't know if I, I don't know if I agree with that at all. What a tepid consensus. Yeah. But I guess that's what we'll have to accept for now. I think this one deserves to be reposted. Just appreciate the art. That's amazing.  I'm afraid of my bedroom. I'm about to hang it over my bed. That's why Quinn's sitting on a cliff. And... And... And it... It'll just fall over. It'll fall over. As he keeps on falling down. Yeah. He's slowly falling. Just a drop. I need that milk. It's a spooky drawing of me. Like the acne scars on his face are so shaded. Yeah, and those teeth, I'm gonna get them caught into each other. It's gonna be awkward, but... I don't think you're basically just an intellectual slender man. Yeah, does Slenderman have the gas mask? No, which means he's really just a copy of me, a bad copy. That's how that works. That's true. Yeah. This is a rendition of Chud Skywalker. I'm Chud Skywalker. Chud is an awfully large-sounding... Look at that light-sane.  My mom gave me this light-sane. Yeah.  I don't know if you've seen this, Rags. It's suggestive, it's terrifying. Your thoughts? Uh-oh.  Oh my God. Oh my God. What is this? Cause he's... Jay's looking ripped. And Rhino is. Jay said, oh yeah, because Jay said that... His fursona would be a Rhino because he's got big tits. Oh my God. Look at this, please. Twist, that was actually on Rags' For Affinity account. What is this? Yeah, what is it? Rags drew it. I definitely didn't. Don't you put this on me. Hey, Ray, that looks just like Ray. Do you like how... You get pretty much. The Emperor cloak doesn't make it around his body at all. And it just goes off to the side. She's just like, oh. Oh yeah, there he is. He's surrounded by sugar crystals. Grab some bite on him. So these ones are going to be back in time now. Those are all up to date memes. I don't know if you guys are aware, but Ramako Republican and Shad had a debate. It went as well as this image sort of implies. That part was worth clipping, I think. Do you know what castles are for? Do you know what castles are for? It was the silence from R2 after that. This, the pauses where he's thinking. Almost like for the first time, you know. It's a brand new experience. That was wonderful. I can't be dealing with it. I can't be dealing with it. I can't be dealing with it. I can't be dealing with it. It's just funny. He moves into covering TLJ naturally and tonal the memes that Shad destroying Ramako Republican on Game of Thrones like eventually just is the thing that happens. Yep. Every time I see a tonal meme, it's Shad is right. Whenever I see like the red star eyes over any character, I always, I don't know if it's just me chat, but I always think of the Oh my wabo, shindeiru. Yeah. The face on the bottom. How much he doesn't like carrots. He just doesn't like carrots, man. It's back. They're cooked.  It's horrifying. That explains a lot. This is the deepest Lord. Oh, this is the guy that we covered with Wolf. That is the guy's TLJ. Cause that was his avatar. Oh yeah, Daryl. Yep. Look at this graph.  Matt, it made no sense. Can I just say, by the way, because I was messaging this to Mahler at the time, that Star Wars video that Neryl made was not the best, but all of his other videos are like gold. Like he does a lot of stuff on like Resident Evil and Zelda. He's he's actually a very good YouTuber. That was actually just the one video he made that was contentious. So definitely go check him out. He's one of my favorite YouTubers. There you go, guys. Confirmation from Chase himself. Hopefully we'll cover him in the future of EFAP in a way that's a little more different than. Yeah. I'd love to have him on here because he's just a very intelligent, very hardworking, clever dude. What about that legal life? Now that's a meme I didn't think would pop up. So yeah. I think I know that one. You know, if this isn't the actual definition, what can I do? Well, it's from Longman Dictionary of Contemporary English. To not do something you've promised to do, such as releasing the TFA critique consistently in 2019. I didn't know that's how they defined it, but I mean, yeah. Who is Bill Beto Bagaroti? Bill Beto Bagaroti. Wow, that's the Bill Bow Bag and stuff. That goes back to like before EFAP. The Proto episode. That's like, yeah, the Proto episode. I like EFAP being the chat being a character in this again. I always like this. I enjoy having the chat as a character, always present, always watching, always commenting. I can't help but feel like Jay is hiding something under that hat. Oh yeah. So this is interesting. We got Lawful Good being the Dawn, naturally. Lawful Evil being TRO. All right, yeah, I suppose I can think. Lawful Neutral being ER. How do you feel about that? Lawful Neutral. Feels neutral about it. I sort of see that. True Neutral being James Moll. All right, Neutral Good being me and Chaotic Good being Rags. I'm OK with this. Yeah, I think that that's pretty nifty. Neutral Evil's, but they bet. I think that's the most fitting of all of them is Neutral Evil. The all-tech Neutral, yeah. Yeah, interesting selection.  Um, 17 more. Sorry, I can pull that off. I'm sorry. It's not... Just remember, there's more EFAT memes of remarkable Republican than you. There's Jeff. That might not be a bad thing, though. Balance of the Jebi. That's a good one. I like that. You're supposed to. Look at all the... Look at all... There's Bilbo there. There's... There's Stinky or whatever it is from the Star Wars holiday special. There's another one. The Medea Rebellion.  The Medea Rebellion. Diabetes got the force that you did. Oh, man. These are awesome. Yeah, man. Top-notch work. I want to see these movies. Oh, we got one more as well. Oh, my God. This is the Order of the Jebi. Alternative, perhaps. A movie star. Webop's got his form. They gave the alien an eye patch, like...  Have we addressed that movie cinema Robert looks like a thumb, like just a giant thumb? Well, he and Mundane Matt both kind of look like thumbs. Interesting. Yeah. True. Thumb Life. Don't underwrite it. What about that Thumb Life? Hashtag Thumb Life. Oh, so this was about... R2, as he's lovingly called, said that If people have multiple interpretations of chivalry, he was like, what are they, post-modernist knights? Which was a riot to listen to. Yeah, Shad was... I think he was like me at that moment. He was like, wait, what? We were like trying to piece together. That was... that one was at a left field, then. So Gala had wishes to make himself available to Your Highness's nightly order, but being a post-modern knight, he must first present a list of concerns. Number one, will knights of non-Christian religions or knights who do not find the Holy Grail receive a consolation prize? Three, what efforts will be made to address the lopsided gender balance of this order? Will there be a quota of damsels rescued to princes rescued for knights? Will the king support environmentally-sustainable farming among his serfs? Has the crown investigated the problems of a sword-from-pond-based rulership model? And compared to multi-centralized government policy? Seven, have you convinced yourself that you're going to be able to get to multi-centralized government policy? Seven, have you convinced, considered that our knights' vows might not empower us beat the Mongols in an open battle? Oh yeah, that came up as well. Are those children or dwarves serving you food in the middle of the table? Is this the result of an outreach program for the employment of little people in your kingdom? Well, this what happens when you let the post-modernist knights in? Start again all these rules. Oh, hey. Oh, hey. I forgot movie bob memes, even though these are from a different episode. Yay! He has an odd face. He does. He really does. It doesn't help that you never see his eyes. Did we not? Oh, does he always wear shades? I haven't actually thought about that.   Oh, well, yeah, that poster we were just looking at. The one where you say he looks like a thumb. That's where you can see his eyes, yeah. If a mere mortal could gaze upon his face, it blind us. Yeah. He's doing it for our protection. So generous. He is a generous god. Yeah, I haven't seen Rango. So this is referencing, right? Rango's great. Yeah, I hear good things.  Movie Bob over there? It's like this rope's confusing. Good meme. A PAFE follower at me a fight. He goes, what seems to be the problem? The daughter's a false god. That EFAP chat punched the PAFE follower. Wait, I'm sorry. Maybe I'm dumb. What is PAFE? PAFE is the Bizarro EFAP, essentially. Oh, okay. Oh my god. That's terrifying. Oh, that is terrifying. How is one of them okay? I'm scared. I've got to say, if Jay was in the, like he is in the upper right, I'd like Jay a lot more. This is a series of images representing chat kicking Jay. I'm sure they're going to be very happy to see it. His face looks weird. Look at that. Hitler Force Ghost Explained. That has got six million views. I mean, by high-rate. Why is there a Patreon symbol there as well? What was the old symbol, actually? They updated it. Hitler Force Ghost Explained. It's just so funny. From the directors of Star Trek.    We could all learn a thing or two from Hitler.  Jay is in chat reacting to the cat titties meme with confusion. I feel like he should understand it immediately. Oh gee, you'll know. I got all your brother is awesome. It's an abstract meme. 1.2 billion likes. 1.2 billion likes. Wasn't that an old pitbull tweet? Possibly, I don't know. I really know where all of this comes from. Do you remember when Shad said his nine-year-old felt like they didn't understand how this worked?  Perfectly balanced. It's pretty crazy. 1,200 votes even. How much money are we getting out to get the Movie Bob domain? I don't know. There's not an active counter for the $1. How much is it? 500. I'm sure we can get there. Yeah, no story ever started with a glass of milk. How does Jay feel about that? There's no reason not to milk right now. If we do get the Movie Bob domain, what will we use it for, like the EFAP website redirect? I would rather just give the 500 to efap.imb as a donation instead of fucking... Yeah. That makes more sense, right? I'd be down with that. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, sure. Maybe if we raise that 1,000, we can do both. EFAPimmy and MovieBob.com? Yeah. No one man should have all that power. Toad sandwich versus Giant douche? That's it, right? Yeah. I don't know how to figure out which one is the worst. I feel like we had a couple of look at this graph memes, but I'm not going to get tired of them.  I love democracy. Soggy Kylo. What is this? Jay's lips are pursed. What is happening here?  Hey, what happened? Jay, look at yourself. Died for our sin sins. Oh, I just saw the sin sins. Bless you. Is this a real comic? I think so. Patrick moves the brown table on it, oh my god, but okay. Yes, very, very good. Very accurate. Oh, look, we even got even mole balance memes. That's just a shoot, unfortunately. Yeah, here's the original. I just found it. Oh, she just says I'm shy. She says I'm right. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, I can, yeah, it's pretty much, yeah. That's a dirt. Just in the graph. That graph did hurt. Yes, it did. See the balance memes? I'm not good enough. That high res render of his face smiling. He looks like what bubble would be in prison, you know. I'm very happy to see you. This is inconscionable. I don't know how people snap this shot, but... Oh no. He's taking a stride though. Yeah, he's... He knew he needed it. He's a champ. The density of my plot protects me. I need between one and two weeks at the fastest, okay? To make this next video, alright guys? Alright? Gonna keep getting questions about it, I know it.  I do not disagree. I just love the way his name is pressed. Ryan made the worst Star Wars movie. JJ, allow us to retweet it. He really did try it out, do him. He really did. He gave it his all. I sure as hell get that idea. You're making the plot of a previous movie. See, and I stand by... I don't know that there's any Star Wars movie that has the same plot as Rise of Skywalker's insane plot. Oh my god. Oh wait, I wanted to ask. I get this. It's the room. Was I the only person that thought that Rey looked like exceptionally more dolled up in this movie than she did in the prior movies? Wait, who? Sorry? Rey. She looked a little bit more dolled up. Her face looked a lot more bare in the two previous movies. Maybe it's just my imagination. I guess I'd have to see comparisons, but I don't remember really. I definitely noticed a lot more like glamour shots. Yes, he did. Bob. Dr. Paladin and the Medieval crew observed the movie Blob 2019. Oh my god. See the amount of F that would have got into making that creature? It was barely in the film. It was like a throwaway gag. It's just weird. It's like, alright. Maybe with Disney's budget. What's it gonna do?  It has telekinesis rags. It uses the force. Oh my god. Can someone translate this? Chase, you can do it. Konodioda just means I'm Dio. That's all. Disgusting. Or like it was me, Dio. One of the two. Skywalk is scribbled on. Sad is touted.  Yes, it's paper's police. Oh, I get it. The teeth, isn't it? This is true cinema. I told you, you can tell they wrote Skywalker on that previous meme with like a mouse. I don't know what to make of this. His face in the last panel. No! I am going to have a reference to Sammy in my next video. Frickin' Fricks. You Frickin' Fricks. He looks like Edna Mode from Incredibles. He does. I don't, so Jar Jar is attacking Claude that he counts as our wife. I don't know why. But ultimately, do we need to know why? No, we don't. Claude is very powerful. Well, you find another meme. Just take someone else's story. Think about it. It's all the JoJo fans in chat. Am I a bad person for being the most upset about Iggy at the end of part 3? You probably are. Yeah, probably am.  Oh. Sounds nice. Strongest character in the entire show. Okay, we need some deciphering here. Is there a reference to how they don't know where Iggy is down? I just see a swastika. Well, I guess it's like he does it. He's trying to signal with directions like on a bicycle. You signal directions. But they're clearly confused as to what the directions are. And they like them. This meme again. But different words. Not having original idea. What's the original format of that meme? Yeah. We've got too many memes now. It's really hard to catalogue and understand them. Is the ketamine like horse tranquilizer? There's going to be context for this in one of the 12 hour streams. I feel my brain growing by the minute every time I see one. Again.  I don't know if the Joker will win. Like what? That's an old meme. It's a realist meme. That is... who we're at. It's so deep and meaningful. Really quickly, someone did a super chat and said, ER, tell Mahler to watch Jojo. Watch Jojo. What are we going to do?  Yeah, right? Yes. Put a family picture of downward thrust. So disappointed in all of us. He explained it. He's like, this is how human look. Yes, you'd be like, yes. It looks like his mugshot. It does look like his mugshot. Looks like a Facebook executive. Did you kill those carrots? Hard to swallow pills. The message of TROS is to kill an entire family so you can take their neighbors your own. Not wrong. Oh, so you know how Kylo forgives himself with his own bad brie? I'm a good boy now. Was there a meme about the emperor shitting himself and Kylo had to do something about it? I just don't remember. Kylo, I'm shitting myself. Change your diaper. Does it hurt? Where does it hurt meme come from? It must not have been present for that. It was a Star Wars leak stream. You know, this isn't EFAP specific necessarily but it still works just fine. You're looking for the plot. Also, I love that previous Does It Hurt image that was drawn of you. That's a nice, very angular version of your avatar. I believe that's actually in the selection, the original version, so we'll get to that. We're halfway through. I'm used to do it myself. This is the worst timeline that we live in. Oh no, Jar Jar. This is his children. Oh my God. There definitely was memes about Palpatine pooping. What in the world? Shutterstock spells it. Batman, what about Themes of Methodarities?  Ferreggie Tooth Shopperder. Oh my God. Is that like a Star Trek thing then? Yeah. Well, there you go. Raise a tracky. That image of her with the teeth, is that like based on something? It's a movie. It's like a vision. I don't know what to make of that one. Shutter, I need the force to get it. So I think this is some kind of strange amalgamation of when I was discussing the Digimon theme on the Isle of Man flag. I don't know what else to say. It's terrifying. Imagine that walking at you. You can't keep doing this, but which way is down? Was there a meme about how they couldn't poop because they didn't know which way was down? What's going on here? Watching, looking at EFAT memes after the fact is like deciphering glyphs. Don't really know what the conversation could have definitely been. Oh yeah, because Shad was like it wouldn't work because she actually uses the double-ended lightsaber flip function to lock an enemy lightsaber into it. Someone Shad had actually talked about. Subjectivity Slayer. Man, look at all those sponsorships. You got Shad, Foxes, CJ, Jeb, Begidius, Star Wars. Oh, they have the original Papyrus for Begidius as well. Very nice. Back Daniels there. Beams. Podcasts, you got the Tally chart as well. Begidius and Papyrus as well. I'm not sure if you already said that. That's the way it was originally spelled. That's its original form. That is the correct way to spell Begidius. The Toxic Brutes stopping masses from getting to their themes. So desperate. In Jeb we trust.  Please clap. Yeah, that's the original version, Chase. That's how she looks in the movie. I may have gone too far in a few places. I don't remember seeing that in the movie. This one she... She's getting the Wayfinder in the Palpatine's bathroom and she just turns up and has a force vision. And then she's like... Scary Bilbo Teeth. Ironically, I want a Jeb coin like that. Truth is it was all Ralo from the start. That's a good meme. We needed this for scary Bilbo Teeth content. Terrifying.  He reacted that way to the ring. Was the see it dude originally part of the movie poster? The what dude, sorry?  Like as a pun.  I don't know, maybe. Well there should be a trauma after it. So... I don't know. Thinking emoji. Sith our friend, not food. But I will consume your essence. Am I shooting a ray? Or am I shooting the joke?  Not clay toy, but he had the squishy stretch arm strong. Why do you have a stretch arm strong? I'm the long man. My arms could go as many places as I want. There's no limits.  Taking the muffins very literally. I know we need it to find Emperor, but I haven't had breakfast. Oh my goodness. I proceed with caution to this one. Oh my god. Oh my god. If anyone dismisses this whole e-fap it's like why don't I spend eight plus hours watching her? Just take a screenshot of Bob Swallow and just us reacting to it. That's terrifying. You wouldn't want to run into Bob Swallow in a dark alley. No. Look at his tits.   I thought I couldn't even remove Getty Images. They just get to them. That adds substance to the meme. Oh yeah, there's like a young Admiral Ackbar fish thing in the movie. It's like, oh hey. Yeah, I saw that. It freaked me out. Do you think it's like him being like, Ackbar is alive in spirit still? Yeah, but he's dead for reals. Who shot first? I guess it would be JJ. No, it was Ryan who shot first. Really though? I mean, false awakens. Well, I mean, if it's between the two of them, it would be JJ. But JJ wasn't responding to anything Ryan did with his first movie. He still shot first. He still shot.  I don't know.  It's JJ shot, Ryan shot back, JJ shot again and they both missed each other. They just hit Star Wars over and over again. Yep. What is that last picture of? Is that him getting blown away by the lightning? Oh, is that actually from the movie? Lightning explosion. Looks like it. Yeah, skin was like warping off and stuff. He just kept going. I want to act very quickly. Very quickly. ER, was there ever an idea you had for a video that you thought about pulling it off that it would just be like too long and difficult to pull off or too exhausting to edit? Yeah, the one I'm doing right now. Always. Science Gate. I've been working on it for about a year. Jeez, that sounds like an incredible case of burnout. It's going to be an incredible video once it's done because he's been working on it for years. Well, why not both? Why'd you have to be so negative, Chase? Jesus. I have you memory. It's just car crash in both essentially, but characters are upset at one and not at the other. Oh my god. I'm glad Rage Comics died on a rough death. The two images are going to live on coupled in infamy. Those pictures are scary. I can't remember why this is a thing, but it is. Dammit, Hitler. He just spoke to me. I was going to say that now you talk. He's just a Hitler. I'm a spy. It's such an awkward moment in the movie. I am a spy. I'm the spy. I'm the spy. He just turns around so earnestly and says it. I'm a spy. It's like, oh. After that scene, he was like nailed it. Yeah. You never would have thought that we'd be getting to fundamentals like this.  They don't even know which way is up. You'd be like, that's dumb. Like, no, no. No, no. Question, actually. The Jedi mind trick that they use, and it's like, oh, thank goodness you're here. Do they utilize that often? Not often enough, but pretty often. It was pretty fun. I thought the most consistent character was going to be like an inanimate object, like that door over there. What's his name? My family name is Revolving, but I took my husband's name after I married him. He was called John, is that Buck? Buck? Bruce, though some people make fun of me for being called Backdoor? Backdoor. I rather like it, and ever since John died when he was blown up with the first Death Star, it's all about the character's inanimate object. I love you, but make your meme higher than 200 pixels. This might not have been the fault. Maybe this is something. They might have sent a family name is Revolving, but I took my husband's name after I married him. He was called John Back, though some people make fun of me for being called Backdoor. I rather like it, and ever since John died when he was blown up with the first Death Star, it's all I have left to remind me of him. Oh. I don't know what to say, but spooky images, cursed images. Oh, God. I am a Skywalker. This is a Pikachu one. Like, I'm healing. This is a bad day. It worked out pretty well. It's a Force Band-Aid. That was one of my favorite parts. It said it's going to be in the video, but I was explaining the, like, everything wrong with healing. And then, like, he's reaching toward the end of his rant. He's like, when Kylo uses it, he just dies. It's so funny. He just dies. You didn't talk. Look. Can we talk about this? I mean, this works for this stream, too. The whole, like, irredeemable person becoming a good person gets into whatever. I don't know. I like it regardless. Oh, here we go. This is more reference to the Shad one. Yeah. Healing time. Ray finds it pretty easy. Kylo, though, straight up dies. Nobody expects the Knights of Ren. That must have been so frustrating for J.D. to have watched this. He didn't do anything with them, and Ryan was like, what are you doing in? But you went to counter-fight. Didn't have time. Sold like weapons. Shad really didn't like the force healing. Naturally. See, even more balance memes. This is what I love. I think you posted this one before. I just didn't show it on screen yet. No, it's close to one that I posted. Number one. Do I actually have it? Did I actually save it to my meme folder? Because it was funny. I like how it's so feathered that Hitler's head is mostly gone. Shitty video essay-tisms. There you go, Rags. Essentially canon. Duel. It's always character. Duel is a new character in the system. Rise of Uchi. Duel is a neutral character. We like to help anyone get from one room to another. I like Duel. Door. Door is great. Imagine your third movie being the worst in your trilogy. This being made by the revenge of the Sith gang. More Duel memes. The Sith gang. Door watching the twinsons. Door goes on an epic journey. Oh, man. You're going to see close. We're going to spin off the comic of a door. I'm door. Door Skywalker. The comparisons are getting so close. Staunt of Midge. Oh my gosh. That's a... Oh, wow. There's so many of them in the same picture memes. It's a good format. You're going to put these in a whole section. The fucking... Yeah. The fact that that one was like shittily cobbled together makes it so much better. Yeah. It's just like layered teeth, the top teeth. Hashtag missed opportunities. Flexing. Faced Claude.   That's so weird. Like Rito just says mclunky in the streamable available version of Episode 4 now. Apparently that's a Lucas change. I don't know. Okay. Says mclunky before Han shoots him. I don't know what to say. So this is terrifying.  He's a Christmas horrifying gremlin. Oh. Yeah, that makes sense. I'm coming to give you your presents now. Like, no. Look how his veins are in the bag. Yeah. It's not creepy. The bag just watered with him. No, I don't want your presents.  You want to bleach them from that. So you see this, and you're like, oh. Oh. But that's just a picture of a movie, Bob. Again, you know. It's, we can improve it with this. What does the Emperor mean? You need to play Fortnite to know. What does the Emperor mean? What? What? So I just love the memes, whether they're competing to make the worst Star Wars films. Like, mine's worst. Oh, why is? Some of there's no picture of either of them that doesn't have like a shit-eating media grin. Gotta keep that smile up. Emperor Palpatine, how are you life? Fortnite is a pathway to many abilities that some consider undatual. I feel like we understand entirely what this image is. Yes. I don't know. Is this a reference to the Wyrm Snake thing? I don't know. I'm not even sure where I got this from. I don't really know what that is. Alright. You know, I'm pretty sure this is an anime reference of some kind. What? I should know that one. Unlimited Final Solution. Yep. Thought so. Freakin' nerds. I haven't even seen it, I just know that. They massacrated my sheave. Massacrated? Massacrated. Can I get a 7 in chat if we should all do a stream where we just show mall or popular anime? They're all gonna do it because they all like anime. I just want to influence them. I just want to see the number of pop-up that I have to have. They're emotions because that's probably not going to happen and now they're all... That's actually not a bad meme. 12 hour streaming, 11 barriers blocking, 10's dons are smiling, 9 sword-like weapons, 8 rhinos milking, 7 masses mingling, 6 memes are sharing, 5 votes for Jeb. 4 long men bad, 3 n-words, 2 hello's to rags, and a J that was kicked from the stream. Aw. That was beautiful. That was very nice. Ready for Christmas. Big damages of JJ Abrams writing The Rise of Skywalker. Had such a good idea, just gotta write this down. He's like, that's pretty good. He's like, that's pretty good. He's like, that's pretty good. A nice and natural meme. Executifab566 It went without a hitch. They're mainstreaming now. Oh, because of the view count. What is it to be mainstream on a live count? What do you reckon, guys? What count do you have to crack in order to become viable by Disney? That's what it means to be mainstream now. I don't know, we gotta negotiate on our price. 200,000. Among our demands are movibob.com Yeah. I think this is us being like, she's like chillin' out of the Jedi, like get up and do something. Like hmm. Mace Windu. Yeah, that's probably Mace Windu. Yeah, you're right. Can we show this already? It's in my selection. We colonize Mars with wellies. This is all the Republican one. Mother's family stick. Why are you naked? I think the joke was all you need on Mars. I think Jay said you're stealing wellies. He was like, I don't know what wellies are. He didn't know that. The HMS Luke. The HMS Luke. Can I just say, seeing wolf and booties is like the most wholesome thing ever. Yeah.  Good rap. Yeah. It's how I survived the Death Star.   Disney police breaking into EFAP. Give him a few years, maybe one day. That's how it'll go. They'll have to wear Disney brand helmets. This guy will start to execute EFAP 66. It just lined up that way. What can I say? Complete coincidence. Quinkal dinkal. You don't have to do anything. I like this meme. He's a family of three, more like a family of me. Wolf probably. I guess I'm sleeping. ER is hiding under my bed. Rags is in his own bed too. I guess there's some spooky noises. I'm sorry, EFAP. I'm so hungry. Why are you so muscular as well? Why are you so muscular as well? I said you look super muscular. I said you look super muscular.  And it almost looks like you're flipping him off too. And it almost looks like you're flipping him off too. And it almost looks like you're flipping him off too. There's a bright candle. We're in Friggy Slippers. We're in Friggy Slippers. Rags is just your problem. Rags wouldn't need a leash. Yeah. Friggy and baby drunk Yoda. I don't know what to make of this. Wow. Are those eyelashes? Oh my goodness. Get it off screen please. As usual, whatever we want. Something to clear our eyes. Movie Bob comes back up. As the great mighty poo. Naturally. Is that reference smaller? I do. Conkers. Yeah, that's a good game. There you go. There's the original version. I like that a lot.  So sharp. There's another one that I have apparently lost. I'm now going to find. I was showing rags at earlier. Ooh. I really like that one. The skeleton neck. I know how to find it because it'll be in our conversation I think. Maybe. Yes it is. Boop.  I am. I really like this one. This one is good.  That's actually good.  You're upset. I was just taking it back. I believe this is. The guy looking over at you cautiously. I was going to say like. Other characters here. The objectivity. Just steaming around him. I think it killed me watching the movie. I'm assuming rags went to sleep instead of. Watching it, which is a natural. Choice to make. I just like these other. Characters in the background faces. You got like guys he was unimpressed guys thinking about the movie. Guys terrified of me. Possibly twice. He looks like a drawing from one of those scary stories. To tell him the dark books. I think that's. Yeah. But yeah, that's. The meme selection I have available today. Well, someone drew. Someone actually sent me this during the stream. Let me. Post it. It was. They put it on. It was on. So I think it was a thing it's. Titan Kerberos. Opening and. And a little links look at you Pretty nifty chat there J J long long Hey everybody we're talking about Star Wars Have a good time. Mm-hmm. That movie's great. We love it. I'm so glad we could bounce right from Joker to this I know right just to Perfectly balance really good really terrible as all things should be So we're about to hit the six-hour mark Which means we can now spend the other half of the stream both reading out superchats and catching up on old ones if we managed to get that far How's everyone feel already do that? I want to ask if we can briefly play this it's only a minute 30 and it relates to Star Wars including the game Is it copyrighted? No, not at all. Do you want to okay? Yeah Link the watch together as well. I exited from the watch together. Oh, if you oh, right, okay This is just my personality I just show people only plays videos and highlights Quirky. All right. Yeah, just yeah, if everyone wants to give themselves the old jump in Watch this tis me video. I never left That's not letting me it's bringing me to A room's list. I don't actually have your Is doing well I need I need a link to your watch together Um, is this just come this just pops up as my rooms In the rooms that I've been in but Like rooms that are made not Because I know it's the same link again, it's just that's what I get when I'm It's like copy this to invite people Just copy the from the bar up top URL thingy Yeah, there's bar That's not working either Try to make a new room make a new one. Yeah um Yeah, because it's like it starts to load but then it swaps me back to my rooms page with my account Well, yeah, I guess you might have to make another one and send me a link. That is a new room now I feel bad me going to do all this. Yeah, thanks a lot, dude.  I know it's all my fault Probably not even gonna be that stream It better be better be amazing. I'm sure it will be. I'm sure it'll be great Attica, Attica, Attica, Attica. No, it looks like they're on the second movie too. Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is Yeah, but that didn't come out. Yeah, Avenger of the Sith came out in 2004 I live for Avenger of the Sith But how do you think it was planned?  I want to put Anakin in the second movie. He is a genius I like your impression of George Lucas. That's what he sounds like George put down the jar jar figure. I want some apple too. I want to put my jar jar in the bathtub George put the jar you do it better I don't know why I tried I want to play with jar jar No, no, George put jar jar down come outside and write some more star wars And the jar jar soon to come back.  No, are you sure? It's just them waiting on a loading screen. I think it froze It's a hit. No, it's okay. No, it's okay Jar jar, please save us It's a jar jar Duncan's no liking outside Still gonna be fucking capable about copyright, but yeah I mean listening to George Lucas impression say jar jar is the funniest fuck I Never saw well with it Mildly worth That's like something like George stop He's like a humble servant Oh, what a character look up only plays only plays George stop if for the people who are asking for the link George stop Alrighty, I guess that slings us right on over to the super chat section Yeah, and so the way it works right now is I've got all of the ones that me and ranks have missed from I think there's a portion of one some from the previous episode And then there's a portion of ones that I've split for The ones meant for wolf and the ones meant for well generally if have questions or whatever so Like I said, they're all getting soiled out I'll have more information probably than the next episode about the specifics because obviously it's december At the end of december, so everybody's just busy doing all kind kinds of things. It's hard to set all up, but Um, I've got them all they've not lost to time. My plan today is going to be to read through this episodes ones If we get to finish them, which I think we can pull off I will then go into our our over our overflow and we will continue So, um, yeah, hope everyone's excited I am I'm excited for this Boy, how do you mean to why would why would someone said stream is down due to copyright issues?  Is that true? Don't do that to me Making me check Back that everyone out as chat seems to be fine means that we're probably okay Boogie Yeah, okay. It seems to be fine. All right Why would you scare me like that? Well, what's what's what's the what's the meme, huh? Why do you hate fun? Yeah Fun is a concept invented by the jedi A little a little animation Okay, you know you old sponge Yoda you old sponge And uh, what he says the I don't even know how to spell it about dad that he goes Um, all right.  I can't promise to catch them all I I do what I can I actually I was 10 ranks by this. I had a big collection of them ready to go Uh, and plus a couple of extra ones here and there and I lost the extra ones because they were in tabs because my computer Restarted against my will that I think that's a form of harassment when you guys agree I can probably see Yeah, so, uh, I lost a few that um, I'm not even 100% sure of how to recover which ones I may have lost So I will do what I can To keep track of all of the ones and uh, we will get there. Anyway here goes. Um Here's to a great stream. Love you guys. Thank you very much. All right. Thank you What's up great?  Um, we're streaming streaming about Dolls and yeah having a good time my ewok Hey, look how the fab basis gonna have to have to choose between what's up my Edward like like goodbye all the way I was hello where was the the ewok is gonna have to take over it now? I don't know Um as effort coded language. Hmm We are subtle bigotry you see This one just says hello. So hello back. Yeah Hey, hi, mary late christmas Thank you very much mary late christmas to all and to all a happy year to come Right. That's how that works I think yeah, I think so based on how many depictions of moeller have tentacles and tentacle light Appendages. I'm convinced moeller is an eldritch horror. Please discuss Um, well, let's ask him if the baller. Are you an eldritch horror? Well, uh, define eldritch horror You know, uh, do you identify as an eldritch horror? I need to understand the definition of eldritch horror. Does it mean I have tentacles? If so, I guess what what can I say? I mean you play blood warms Eldritch Weird and sinister or ghostly Okay. Yeah, so one of those a horror that is that Yeah, okay.  I'm with my family visiting grandmother right now. Can't listen to this right now. That's all right It will appear on the moeller channel eventually You can give it a little check you out. Look all the e-faps. It'll be with the rest Um, mara jade died for this Yeah, all of the e you died so that we can have those sequel movies. You're so with it. Yeah Han Solo died for this And luke and leah died for this and leah and Uh, I was ideally said chewy and I was like no no he resurrected. It's fine um Howdy rags Hey Oh my god, I was just made aware of some merchandise from movie bob that is Needless to say horrific.  Yeah, I think we mentioned that. No, we mentioned that in our um, I think our 66 stream It was brought up. Why didn't he have people go get those things so that no one could come to xagall? Unless he wanted them to come to xagall. It's not even there's no explanation because you know what was really bad You have this universe Essentially under the thumb of this empire Okay, and one of the greatest weapons ever crash landed on some of these different planets Let's just assume must be generous just a couple different plans and it yeah, it makes sense that it's crashed fine Whatever So wouldn't a lot of people be like man, we should plunder the shit out of the uh, The fall and death star we should go in there and then you go up to the empress room And you're like, oh my god, let's have a look around So there's some stuff here we can take and then this door opens and you're like, whoa This you go inside and you find this weird Black triangle thing and you're like, what is this? And you plug it into your computer and you go. Oh my god It's taking me to x again like Someone could easily accidentally just find it when all their goal was was to just have a look around some ruins Well, no, they wouldn't be able to get through the tism cancer space cancer field No, the way find to put some through it, don't know Oh, it does. Um All right. Well, maybe Palpatine's plan all along Was to have our heroes discover them on exegol So that he could defeat them there Because he's known for traps. So exegol was like a trap In a way that I can't elaborate on but it was a trap of a kind I just like to think that he always assumed kyla would be the one to find it for some reason And then he uh, he like sees someone come and he's like, oh, who is it? And it's just like some some guy like really average looking dude. Who's just like, oh We can just force blinding him out of the air Oh, yeah, it wouldn't be a problem for palpatine. I just don't know why he's letting that be the case Why not just go get him and then you could specifically hand it to kylo I mean kylo was there on exegol. So I guess his plan panned out like it should have lucky I guess the context we're missing is palpatine got in his head and he was like go to boost afar By by the Then you find out that the reason he left them out there was in case he one day wanted to get people to come to exegol But at that point you should be like, why not? There's lots of why not That I need to ask.   There's no way Way Why and why don't you just hyperspace into the past it or can you or I guess you can anymore they change that How do the big old ships get through there? Exactly.   Can't buy it I can't buy it. Oh, I'd ask politely Yeah, I wouldn't there's not many things I would do because I don't really care about them That's just you know, I know the meme, but I just I'm sorry What would you do?  Also. I love how disney basically stole a ton from the eu after deleting it Yeah, just bad photocopies Uh, a lot of it a lot of the ideas Um when I watched episode nine my theater was full and most of them collapsed when the credits started the big tism is spreading too much well Hopefully they all had fun Hopefully, yeah, that's what's important is that I had fun. You wouldn't want to have not not have fun Oh, why do people love the witcher show so much at best it's mediocre What's one thing on our list we got to see moller Well, see my I mean if you want to watch it like with me or whatever I'm up for that, but I don't really care about it at all. I have no investment in witcher, but I'll watch it out of curiosity. I suppose But I'm kind of in that position. I know that people want us to talk about it a bit, I guess Um, but I've heard mixed things. I have heard that it's okay I don't think I've heard anyone describe it as terrible. So there's that Yeah Hi, nazi senpai That must be a reference thing you are must be first. Yeah, uh, may I save you a glass of bleach? Oh, yes, pauline, please tlj was worse than truss, but less contrived I think I can agree with that. I think This is the discussion of the decade is which is maybe was worse The amount of luck in the script of the rise of skywalker challenges that of like any other mainstream movie That's very luck-based. I don't know that the force awakens used to be probably the title holder of like the most luck-based script But after the rise of skywalker like whoof So many things just work out the way that they do spider lords And then they do it to themselves in the thing as well like damn you bumped into a um a Planet celebrating the thing once every 42 years. How are lucky? But again, I know it's a reference, but that doesn't make it not ridiculous It all happens in the movie and then the other one is the whole like hold over over. What in a million? It's like Lucky And these are two Why it's one in a million, you know If you it's just You know what that's so funny to think about. Do you remember that clip we showed with um The guy saying like yeah, it makes sense in law that it can totally work out that way Did jj asked that same guy if it's possible. Why did he say it was possible? He goes well, you see you already got half of my statement.  Like how doesn't it work? Yeah, it actually seems really simple and he just made that's what I mean He took something of ryan's and people see that as a retcon, right? I don't I don't disagree with that All I'm highlighting is like it's been made worse instead of improved because now it's like It's something that she at least for that film. I guess it improves it for other films To a degree the fact that it's an impossibly hard move to do or whatever, but I don't know We're so stupid Is it It is the dome wasn't it a one out of one shot? That's what we all thought it was Apparently not.  I would have thought you'd want to stay away from things you like I don't want them anywhere near star wars Yeah, it's like what's the next star was movie they should make you just go. Hmm. No just don't You had you you had four or five six chances. Yeah, you know and the best you came out with was like a movie that was like Um E-fap more like e-crap jk. I love this podcast to death. Please don't ban Oh, got him. He asked not to be banned. So I guess I won't but next, you know making jokes like that dangerous dangerous To my favorite long man and also high wags Hello Uh hour zero. All right. Yeah makes sense.  It is objectively a bad film franchise with only three good movies out of 12 one through nine solo rogue one and clone wars animated um People are clinging onto the ot forever. That's how powerfully good those films were in terms of like where they came out The cultural significance. Yes your quality and you see this with to lesser degrees with other stuff Like terminator and predator and alien all have the same thing going on It's like why do people still like these films?    Some of them are like 50 50 It's um It's a whole selection different because like I know the guy who made uh dark fate Was like didn't get why that film flopped.  It's like, yeah, but you know tlj made buddy Well Perhaps it's a little more complicated than all of that Uh, why still talking about christmas new years is coming out very true 2020 is coming out Thanks, er for the washman review. It's the only good thing to come out of that garbage show You're welcome Please discuss the similarities between austin powers dr. Evil and the reincarnated emperor palpatine both clones both make silly demands, etc um Dr. Evil is a clone. Do you mean well he has a clone made Being mini me, but um he himself is not a clone, right? I guess it's um Depending on whether or not you think the the emperor in the death star in episode six was uh a clone or not Which is I guess to be interpreted at this point Um, what's your take?   There we go I figured that's the only reason for it because like I lost interest in knowing what snoke was even up But if there was no reference to snoke whatsoever and rise of skywalker, I probably wouldn't have given a shit I just we would I would have been like so what was snoke? I guess we'll never find out. Okay, but I guess Ryan That was in ryan's ballpark and he just didn't do anything with it But instead we've got he was a clone made by palpatine. He's like, um All right, how about that and that leaves the door open for ah, so he can make clones Did he make a clone of himself and put it in the death star? It's like I think he deliberately avoid did try to explain any of that But the comparisons to dr. Evil affair in terms of the um, you know the writing like most powers trying to make jokes while this film is trying to be serious and Yet they turn out similar. I don't know God this movie is trying to be serious. That's depressing. Um, hi rags Hello, here's the money. What's your premium snap? Cheers My premium snap is in premium snapchat. I don't know I don't know what a premium snapchat is. I'm sorry. I'm assuming you don't have snapchat The joke I don't have like you have a there's a lot of like lewd models that will like have you pay extra money to like Access the premium snapchat where they like send nudes essentially.  All right Oh, well well I don't have a premium snapchat. So If you're looking for me to send you nudes um Oh, I guess I should use this to say that if there is anyone out there claiming to be My snapchat It's not actually me. Sorry. There you go I'm sorry Uh, looking forward to your rage on TROS and f for anakin getting his lightsaber buried in his sworn enemy sand. Yep Uh And yes, the video is being created as we Well, not necessarily as we speak right now, but other times you will be speaking is a good chance. I will be working on it That's yeah, how's that for crazy? You know Oh, well, yeah, when is the weeb e-fap? No Me and rags will have to watch like an anime just to have a weeb e-fap You must have me included Just avatar guide you What is the Chris Tuckman e-fap? What what why? I'm waiting for that. Well, we did the we looked at his short film We did that Did you did you see his short film? Oh Wait, wait the one the one I showed you Uh, the it was called notes from melanie is what i'm talking about Oh, no, not because we uh, we did a video on that Yeah, I saw that one It was it was interesting Say the least looking forward to his other endeavors um, but yeah Chris Tuckman e-fap. I don't know we would have to what video of his could we even cover? Well, I did shoot you that other short film he did when he was He was when he was so obviously emulating ryan gosseling and drive Oh, yeah, yeah, um I don't think of like But what like like review stuff rather than one of those sorts of uh Is Self-made sort of because like this we might we could do that for like an e-fap mini sometime That's a terrible idea.   Yes. I know The the chick kora. She's very intelligent and powerful Oh, that's what I need because uh now that there's going to be no more ray. I need to have kora take her place.  You know I do reviews and Like I said before right now. I'm doing Fat woman reactions.    So I'm like doing reactions for other stuff movies and stuff. I have a Christmas movie reaction.  I'm still doing a video on that working on that soon uh And just expect a lot of stuff for me. Like I said reviews and reactions stuff other stuff about movies such All right. Well, yeah, there's there's plenty of uh things to choose from go and check it out. It's uh Channel has been linked in the in the chat and it's in the description. Thank you very much for hanging out with us I hope you had some fun Yes And always the delight. Yes. I will miss you.  Bye.   I don't know if he knows about this, but yeah, I'm happy about it Yeah, absolutely Uh Knives out Was quite good. It was in many ways the opposite of tlj That being said it's disheartening to know that a filmmaker you admire would deem you a scumbag for divergent ideological views Yeah, well, that's hollywood for you. And we are going to check out knives out. I I don't know how long it'll be before it's available, but we intend to check it out with critical drinker. It's going to be fun It's honestly what you're saying. That's hollywood.  I'm sure that you have right. Yeah Minefura j longbone and chase this will be great. Wow, it didn't include er in that they were referencing weekend warrior, obviously That's pretty sad Greeting massives cowboy bebop is best. That is all also high. Jeb Z nickels Jeb Z nickels Cowboy bebop is good, but I would say monster is better. What's the best one base? What is the best best anime ever? Yeah If well, there are wrong trolling me wants to the trolling me wants to say no game no life the pretty good anime overall, but I Don't know. I'm gonna have to pass it over to He's already answered I believe we're asking you chase No, you can't know until you've answered Oh, okay Ah best anime. Mm.  So it's like it is good, but it just Fucking for the longest time. I refer there's a character in that it's like a really bulky Guy with with glasses and like hat hair and longest time. I would refer to him as spaz kid like the the hentai artist Yeah, so I always think about that Who's the best? Who's the best hentai artist? No wrong answers Norasuko is up there Norasuko Norasuko and orasuk. Oh, I just really like their style Uh dives is pretty good. D. I. I. V. E. S. I'm at a gendered if you didn't piece that together yet We've got a kori in the house in the chat. It's very good. It's very good Very timely.  Good time. Great animation. Great soundtrack There you go. There's your weeb talk Jesus.  I don't want to see you in this place again I plan on doing a long man video for tros fun tisms Good for user Good luck with the long long flisms Uh long flisms Waifu is an eastern martial art in my opinion All right waifu Waifu wasn't he a character in crankpoo panda? I'm pretty sure. Yeah Catching up start my rewatch of episode 50 now Oh Well, see you soon enough. I suppose if you get through the um additional There's a 67 six 17 episodes It's lunch. You got some catching up to do anime man bad. Enjoy it though. We are long men not anime fags. Mm-hmm What do you think mohler doth mohler versus ryan gone john and jj bram kanobi the battle of ages Um, that means I kill ryan and then jj kills me I don't like this. We have to change it. We have to remaster it Make it better make it stronger What are your most surprisingly good and most disappointing movies of 2019? Minor joker probably best the movie of the year and it chapter two That actually could be mine exactly as well joker surprised me in terms of how good it was and it chapter two disappointed me in in terms of how poor it was Rise of skywalker was almost like one for one for the leaks. So it wasn't exactly disappointing, you know It wasn't disappointing unless you weigh it against the potential of what it could have been But that's all under the foundation of the last two episodes and all of disney's shenanigans that they've done This don't think it was gonna work. Just don't think it was gonna work Build any other suggestions folks movies that disappoint you this year or surprised you in a good way Uh movies that disappointed me. I didn't I guess disappoint me.  Oh my goodness well, um I'm gonna go with captain marvel was worse That might be purely subjective though without really giving it some thought but I would have to consult the elders I don't know. Maybe that's pole-worthy Yeah, we could try a pole because I legit just Do not know Because um, you know, people might be like, how is this a hard question? It's like well Uh, it fails at everything captain marvel like destroys marvel's will building Of what you know, there was um The characters are terrible It doesn't necessarily it ruins Fury to a degree But then the protagonist is awful like this and then the plot is really stupid So it's it's a tough one That's a tough to them worth a uh Oh, they're both terrible, but this is like this in last Jedi. They're both just so garbage in their