The radical, fundamental principles of freedom, rational self-interest, and individual rights. This is the Iran Book Show. All right, everybody. Welcome to Iran Book Show. On this Friday, the day after Thanksgiving, everybody had a fantastic Thanksgiving yesterday. I did. Went to a favorite restaurant. Had some great, the best turkey I've ever had, really. And generally, fantastic food with my wife. It's a great company. Yeah, really a nice, relaxing event. We also kind of usually, Thanksgiving, you watch football, I guess. We've never watched football, but people usually watch football. Well, yesterday, the game to watch was soccer. The World Cup had four games going on yesterday. And the best by far, for those of you who don't know soccer, the best by far was Brazil yesterday. Oh my god. That was a fantastic game. And one of the most beautiful goals, one of the most beautiful goals scored that you will ever see. It's just gorgeous. So if you have a chance, try to go online or try to see it somewhere. The second goal, Brazil won 2-0. The second goal of the Brazilian victory, the Brazilian scores, is just a gem. It is a beauty. It is a testament to just the ability and the flair of Brazilian football or soccer. And a lot of fun. A lot of fun. I really enjoyed that game. Brazil could have easily won that game 7-0 or something like that. They had tons of opportunities that they blew throughout both the first and particularly the second half. But at least they won. I'm rooting for Brazil, this World Cup. Hopefully they take the title. But it was truly an enemy. I know Americans, most of you don't care about soccer. But yeah, that was a good game. And of course, a little bit later today, we've got the US playing England, not the UK, because the UK has like four different teams, right? The UK has England, Wales, Scotland, and I think Northern Ireland. They each have their own teams. And two of those teams are in the World Cup, Wales, and England and England is playing the American team, the US team this afternoon. So that'll be fun to watch. And I have to admit there that I'm rooting for England. Just because they're a much better team, they have a chance of winning the whole thing. In England, Brazil finals, I don't know if that's even possible, the semifinals or something like that, would be pretty cool. So that's what I'm rooting for. Anyway, I encourage you to watch that. So that was a lot of fun. But I do want to also use the opportunity of the World Cup to talk about a few other things relating to Qatar, which is the country in which these games are being held, a country that has, that is a dictatorship, a country that is basically a theocracy, that is run by Sunni Muslims, that treats its kind of immigrant workers, its imported workers primarily from Pakistan and from India horribly.  But also, you know, this is a country that is unbelievably intolerant of because of its Muslim laws. So for example, Budweiser is a sponsor of the World Cup. It's one of the main sponsors of the World Cup. I think some of the cups, some of the prizes that are being provided are called Budweiser prizes for different things. And like a week before the World Cup started, the Qataris said, oops, we're not gonna allow any beer sales in the stadium. The agreement had been that while they wouldn't be alcohol sold in Qatar, because that's illegal, you will be able to sell beer in the stadium. Nope, that was banned. So here is Budweiser, the sponsor, and Budweiser is plastered everywhere and they can't actually sell the beer and here are the fans going to watch soccer and they can't drink beer. I don't know how they're managing, particularly those northern Europeans, how can they even manage to watch a whole game without a pint of beer? But that's just one example of kind of the randomness. I don't know contractually whether Budweiser has any claim against Qatar. I assume they do.  But that's one example. Another example is the ban in Qatar on flying the rainbow flag of LGBTQ plus. So anybody seen with LGBTQ T-shirt, hat, flag, so just the colors, doesn't even have to say anything, just the colors. The item of clothing is confiscated. Luckily, it's very hot in Qatar, so if you lose your T-shirt, you can still survive. But they've confiscated items of clothing, they've confiscated bucket hats, and they've confiscated like armbands, and it's just being a constant conflict around LGBTQ because remember, this is a culture that stones homosexuals or drops them from skyscrapers to their death below or basically kills them. So homosexuality is banned. Homosexuality is something that you get killed over. So this is where they're holding the World Cup. It is really hard to believe that this is the kind of place that FIFA, the organization that runs these things, has chosen to run a World Cup, but here we are. This is it. So anyway, sad, sad, sad, sad, and I don't know, I have to say that in spite of all that, I'm still watching, but it is pretty horrific that this is one of the choices that were made by FIFA and by every measure or by every suggestion, corruption had a lot to do with this. Let's see, so we've already blown through our, what do you call it, a quota for today for Super Chat. Maybe I have to increase the quota, but so thank you. We're already at like $360. So thank you, let's see, who do we get? Wes, thank you for the $50. We really appreciate that. Doug has got a song with you. Heaven is a Place on Earth by Belinda. Carla, I'll never heard of that. Okay, we'll do that. Thank you, Doug. And then, so that was 150 and then Armin just gave 200, which is pretty amazing and Michael's just coming in with 100, but let me do Armin because it's related to Qatar. He says, Qatar is also cooperating with the Iranian government to support Iranian support, to suppress Iranian supporting protests. Yes, Qatar is suppressing demonstrations against Iran. It is intelligence-wise supporting the Iranians in many respects supporting the Iranians, but this is the killer thing about Iran. Sorry, about Qatar. It is the largest military base that the United States has in the Middle East is in Qatar. I think that's true. The military base responsible for all intelligence and all a huge air force base, the U.S. military, the U.S. military has, is in Qatar. So, you know, GoFigure, the U.S. is 100% sanctioning this regime, the U.S. is completely supporting this regime. A lot of Qatar's, you know, the U.S. supplies them, in a sense, with cover, supplies the regime with cover. And yet, the regime is cooperating with the number one enemy of the United States in the region, Iran. This is the kind of unprincipled, flaky, crazy foreign policy that the United States has engaged in. It's the foreign policy that they've been working on that the United States has engaged in. It's the foreign policy that they've been engaged in forever. This is not the Biden administration or the Trump administration or the Obama administration or the Bush administration. It's all of them. It's all of them. I mean, why do we have a base in Qatar? They're the enemy. They remember Qatar is also the regime that is most responsible for the funding of ISIS. Remember ISIS? And yet, we give them cover. We're right there. We legitimize them. Indeed, the biggest portion of U.S. soccer fans at the stadium cheering on for the U.S., a military personnel from the massive Qatar base, U.S. base in Qatar. I mean, it's just, I mean, these kind of things in foreign policy just boggle the mind. Just boggle the mind. There's no principles, no strategy, no ideas, nothing. Just pragmatism, short-termism, flagrant pragmatism. But supporting your own enemy, that's a whole other level. So, I mean, American foreign policy is a disaster anyway. We'll talk about, I'm gonna do a show on American foreign policy with regard to Taiwan in a while because I'm rethinking my position about Taiwan. So, I think that'll be interesting because I'm rethinking my position about Taiwan. Anyway, we will talk about that, talk about what is strategic and where the United States should focus its efforts. All right, amen, thank you. That was very, very generous. Michael, all right, we're gonna get to your question later because it's unrelated to any of these news items, but thank you. Okay, oh, Michael has a two-part question, $10 and $100, thank you, Michael. All right, let's see, quickly. So, that was the World Cup, that's Qatar. A quick Twitter update, Twitter update. Where's the Twitter update? Here's the Twitter update. So, Elon Musk, as we've discussed, I think, last week is running Twitter's rather than having a moderating council, which as far as I know, a moderation council has never been convened. Maybe it has, but no indication that it's been convened and no indication of who's on it. Rather than using a moderation council, which is what Elon Musk said he would do when he first took over Twitter and that no decisions would be made until the moderation council was convened, rather than doing that, Elon Musk is running Twitter's moderation policy based on two ideas. One is polling, and two is whim. Or at least what seems like whim, he still has to explain exactly what the standard is. So, the polling, so over the week, over Thanksgiving, he polled people and asked whether he should reinstate pretty much everybody that's been banned unless they had broken the law or engaged in a egregious spam. And I think the poll was something like 70-30 and four reinstating everybody. So, you know, this morning, I think, or yesterday, that he is reinstating everybody. So, everybody's reinstated. Kanye was reinstated over the weekend. Of course, Trump was already reinstated based on another poll.  It'd be interesting to see if Alex Jones is reinstated because Elon Musk has said, no, Alex Jones is not reinstated. Why something to do with, you know, Elon Musk's personal preferences, but nothing, no principle emerged. So that is kind of interesting. We will see. Also, next week, the checkmarks will be re-established, reinstated. There will be three different checkmarks. One for organizations, corporations and organizations. One for government and one for individuals. But, and every checkmark will be verified by a human being. I got my checkmark, there was no verification. Basically, I paid eight bucks. I don't think they've charged my credit card, but I paid eight bucks and I got the checkmark. So now they're going to be verified by an individual to make sure you really are who you say you are. What will be interesting is, is he going to charge for them? No indication yet if he's going to keep that the $8 thing. I still have a checkmark, but it's not blue. It's white. So I'm wondering what that means, right? So my checkmark's white. Is anybody have a blue checkmark? I don't know. So hopefully we'll get some visibility and some finality on, regarding checkmarks this coming week, because it looks like they will be doing that. So that is the latest news out of Twitter. All right, quickly it looks like we're going fast today. This is good because I only had four topics and I didn't have a bunch of others on top of that. Let's do UK immigration. We'll also add US immigration there. So immigration policies. UK immigration, it looks like this year is going to be a record year. So in the first six months of the year, the UK, in the UK remember this is legal immigration. The UK has admitted more immigrants than at any time in its history. Half a million people in the first six months of the year, which supposedly is the largest number ever. It's interesting this was becoming a big issue in England and I think the Labour Party, the left has now come out and said British businesses are going to have to get used to managing without immigration because we're going to cut immigration dramatically. So the Labour Party, it's the left in the UK that wants to cut immigration. I've always said the left was anti-immigration because of Labour unions and so on. They don't want the competition. It is interesting that the number of reasons why this year is a record year. One is that 2020 and 2021 were really low years because of COVID. So very little immigration in 2021. During that period, there was massive labour shortages in the UK. So employers urged the government to increase legal immigration and that has manifested itself this year in terms of filling in those positions. You've got also the fact that you've got they've allowed many more immigrants from Ukraine and from Hong Kong because of the Chinese takeover Hong Kong. But what's interesting is that now almost all or big majority of the immigrants coming into UK are no longer people from the EU. So many, many more Pakistanis, Indians, Africans from places like Nigeria, so former British colonies in Africa. So what's happened is you're getting a lot more immigrants for former colonies and a lot fewer immigrants from EU which I've said this before, which is interesting from the perspective of xenophobia to the extent that that's an issue. Europeans at least look like the Brits and they come from European countries. These new immigrants don't look like the Brits. It'll be interesting to see if there's a backlash against this. So far the backlash has been on the left, not on the right. Now that might be an attempt by the left to capture the populists. The populists on the populists who voted for Johnson to bring them back to the left, the working class people who voted for the Conservatives and bring them back to the Labour Party. So it is interesting. It is also an indication of something that's happening as the West ages, as the West loses its workforce because of aging. Well, two reasons as soon as it's over. One, because of aging, an aging population, people are retiring. But second, because of the welfare state, there are more and more people in the West who would rather not work than work the kind of jobs, kind of manual kind of service jobs. The more that happens, the bigger the labour shortage becomes. And that labour shortage is spurring to a large extent mass immigration or significant immigration. In the UK, you have to give them credit. They have, first of all, they're on islands. That makes it easier for them. But also, they have a system that allows immigrants and it allows and matches basically immigrants with needs. In the United States, we don't have such a system. We don't have a robust system of legal immigration. Particularly, we don't have a robust system for legal immigration for manual labour. We have an unrobust, a pathetic, broken system of H1B-type immigration. But even that has broken down. I mean, one of the great tragedies right now, one of the great global tragedies right now, foreign policy tragedies, again, of the US, is that there is real unhappiness in places like China around its own regime. And the smartest people in China want to get out. They want to leave. They're super smart. They're super productive. They're super innovative. They would enhance any economy in the world that they move to. And yet, because of immigration limitations, for example, in the United States, we don't allow them to immigrate here. Now, I know you guys are always complaining about immigrants from, I don't know, south of the border or whatever. But these are Chinese immigrants who are really, really smart and really, really productive and will immediately, as soon as they come here, create more jobs than they take away, supposedly, whatever the hell that means. And yet, we have barred them from coming in. We've made it almost impossible for them to come in both legally and then, of course, culturally. And there's massive talent, massive talent which we used to have, we used to get, and now we don't. Of course, now, you know, I already told the story of the guy who invented 5G who was a graduate student in the US and basically couldn't get that green card to stay in the US or went overseas and basically 5G was created and built outside of the US because of that, because instead of being hired in the US and being at the forefront of 5G in the US, it ultimately, technology landed up in China in the hands of how we, or something like that, I can't really pronounce it, because of our immigration policies. Immigration policies are insane. Not anybody who gets a graduate degree in STEM should get a visa immediately. I mean, I don't think that's a limitation of it, but that's at the very, very, very basis of it, right? All right, let's see, what else? So, CS, same problem we have in the US right now. There is a massive shortage of labor. There's still millions and millions of jobs that go unfilled in the US and unfilled because Americans don't want them because it's not an issue of wages, because wages are rising. It's an issue of Americans don't want these jobs. There are millions of these jobs that are unfilled, which hurts our economy, puts a cap on GDP growth, puts a cap on our standard of living equality of life. Some of these jobs are very high-end, some of them are low-end, some of them in the middle. You know, blue collar, very high-skilled laborers. There's always seems to be in the US a shortage for welders. There's certainly a massive shortage in construction workers. It's why real estate prices, one of the reasons why real estate prices are high is because there's just not enough construction workers to build all the homes that are needed in the US. And you could go on and on and on on the shortage of labor. And there are millions of people south of the border who want to immigrate to the United States.  It encourages people to, if they want to come legally, to apply for all kinds of, I don't know, humanitarian issues, and then they can't work for six months, and then there's a backlog, so they can't work for another year. And so we're taking massive human productive ability, and we're taking them off the market. But because they're in the US already, because they cross the border, they still get aid. So we're basically tanking foreigners who come to this country to work, and almost all of them want to work. And instead of providing them with work, we do what Germany does. We give them welfare. And we sustain them on welfare instead of requiring them to work. So, and nobody, not Republicans and no Democrats, nobody is proposing solutions for this. I mean, the solution of just turning them around and sending them off to Mexico is not a viable solution long-term. You know, increasing and increasing the militarization of the border, building more walls, is not a solution long-term. The solution is to provide them with jobs. The solution is to increase legal immigration and thus reduce the pressure on the border. It is insanity, absolutely insanity anymore. It's both economic insanity and, of course, immoral to, you know, stop these people from immigrating. And if they do come in, then ban them from working.  So, you know, a lot of stories about the border crisis, the border crisis, the large decree, is driven by labor shortage. So, you've got a border crisis that's driven by labor shortage. If you solve the labor shortage, you also solve the border crisis. And you do that either by driving the U.S. into depression where it doesn't need the labor and then people stop migrating into the U.S. or you do it by opening up the border, making it much easier to come in, much easier to come in legally and allowing them to come in so they can pick the strawberries and go and help on horse ranches and picking apples and everything else where there's massive labor shortages and, of course, in construction. So, you solve it either way. You either depress the economy or you liberate or you fill the jobs. That's the two ways in which you solve the labor shortage. Sorry, the border crisis. All right. Finally, Chinese lockdowns. God, it's only getting worse in China. It is truly unimaginable how bad it is. There is an entire province, Xi Jinping or something like that, that has been locked down now for months in spite of the so-called loosening up of the zero COVID policy in China. Now, you have Beijing on the edge of being quarantined and locked down. You've got Guangzhou, really the industrial and productive center of China in the south close to Hong Kong. They are now being ground to a halt because of COVID restrictions. You know, the Chinese economy is taking a massive beating because of this. The economy is taking a beating. Of course, people's lives are being destroyed or being harassed by being forced to be locked down for days, weeks, months on end. I think the culture in China is taking a beating. As we said, the economy is taking the beating. It's going to be interesting politically if Xi and his cronies, how well the economy is taking a beating. If Xi and his cronies, how well they survive all these COVID shutdowns and how well they do moving into the future. But it does not look good for China.  And of course, they could solve this with vaccination. They at least could solve the fear of millions of deaths and fear of hospitals. They won't do that because they won't take the technology without owning the technology. They won't actually embrace the vaccines unless they get to own the technology and Moderna and I think Pfizer standing up to them and not allowing them to just steal the technology. So there's something through this that's unthinkable. I think one of the interesting things about this, one of the really, really interesting things about this, I do not think, by the way, that the Chinese are doing this on purpose. I do not think the Chinese are doing this in order to control their population. They already had massive controls over the population. They already were monitoring much of what they did. They already had the cameras and the social scores and all of that. So this is not about control. This is a massive failure of the Chinese regime. And they know it because it hurts their economy. It hurts their ability to project power. It's going to hurt their investment in things like chips. It's going to hurt their military strength. It hurts everything. There's no advantage that the Chinese central government has from these lockdowns. And at least I find it fascinating that I find it fascinating that so many conspiracy theories still exist around COVID. It doesn't really exist. There was no COVID. COVID isn't a big deal. Or that COVID was somehow imposed on us by the Chinese. And yet who is the biggest sufferer for COVID? By far the biggest sufferers from COVID are the Chinese. They've had more lockdowns. Their economies have slowed more. They have recovered less. They have lost more GDP. They have lost more. They have fewer deaths. But that has come as a massive cost.  And I don't think that's something one can easily conclude. Let's see. So China lockdowns are only getting worse. They try to loosen things up. But you know what? COVID's out there. COVID's very virulent. People are getting COVID. And unless the Chinese are willing to accept the fact that COVID's not that big of a deal, or are willing to actually start vaccinating their people and pay more than and pay Pfizer the money that they need to pay them in order to do that, they're in trouble. Of course, you know, they are trying desperately to develop their own mRNA vaccines. They have not been able to master the technology. It's not easy. Just like they're trying desperately to produce next-generation chips. And they have not been able to master the technology. All right. Thanks, everybody. That's the program. We've got a bunch of Super Chat questions. We're going to go over them quickly. We have raised almost $500. That's amazing. That's almost double our goal. So thank you to all the Super Chatters, particularly Amin and Doug who did a song and Michael and here's Michael's question. So Michael says, my philosophy professor asserts that everything we perceive is bias. So there can be no concept of objectivity. I gave a simple count example of a hot stove. I said the fact that a stove is hot is not subject to bias. It just is. She responded by saying hot is subjective. The fact that people can perceive reality differently because of their pain tolerance is bias. All the perceiver can do is experience his own bias. I mean, that's, yes, I mean, that's typical, but that is nonsense, right? The stove is hot, right? We can measure that heat. We understand the physical properties of what hot means. We can see the damage that it does to our fingers. No matter what your heat tolerance is beyond a certain temperature, you will burn. It might be somewhat individual at what temperature you will burn or at what temperature you perceive something as hot. My wife and I constantly argue about the air conditioning. She's always called, I'm always hot, but there's a certain level where we both are hot and there's a certain level where we're both cold. So absolutely it is objective and it's scientifically knowable and provable. The more we understand about human biology, the more we will know exactly the temperature at which human skin will burn. The more we understand about human biology, we'll even understand the differences between why you perceive heat a little differently than I perceive heat. None of that is bias. Every single aspect of that is objective. Now imagine where somebody like that is so easy to show that it's objective. Human fire walkers are not going to say it wasn't hot. They just have the tolerance for it. But it's still hot for them. And if they stay there, if they don't walk, if they actually stand, they will burn. They will burn. So I mean imagine if at that level they think our sense is a bias or everything we perceive about reality is bias, then what they think about more abstract things. Paul Azuz says, sanctioning you are question, sorry, sanctioning Qatar. I mean the question is who should sanction them? I think FIFA should have sanctioned them. I think Budweiser should have sanctioned them. I think everybody should have sanctioned them at the time. Now it's too late. What are you going to do now? I mean some, you know, people, US soccer could have withdrawn from FIFA over this or something but they're no principles. But for you to sanction it now and not watch the soccer, that's just inflicting pain on yourself to make you a little feel a little bit better. There's no benefit. There's no anything else. I don't think watching the games is sanctioning. I get what he's asking. I don't think you sanctioning him. All it does is it hurts you. That's all. Stephen Thurden, I hope you had a great thanks. Just giving you on mind was great especially because the Cowboys won. American football is better than soccer just saying. No, not while American football players when they leave the game suffer significantly from brain injuries, significant numbers of them do. Not while the NFL could, for example, change the helmets to make it a safer game and they refuse to do so. But not while everybody cheers the bigger the hit, the more the concussions, the better. No, I would rather watch soccer right now.  I think football is an amazing, beautiful game and American football and I love it. But now that I know about the brain damage, I can't ignore that. I have stopped for the most part, stopped watching football. I watch it once in a while, but rarely. Colt Savie says, I like Ben Shapiro, but he went after Schumann immigration. Well, of course he did. It's frustrating that we have a labor shortage and the rate is more wide about making sure immigrants can't come in.  I mean, I think it's sad and it's uniform. There's almost nobody out there who's pro-immigration. Almost nobody. All right, again, thank you everybody. A great Super Chat day. We did it a little shorter. I'm happy about that. We're only 37 minutes in. We're still going to try to make it a 30 to 40-minute show. I appreciate all your support. I hope you're enjoying these. I will see you again with one of these on Monday. On Sunday, we've got a Q&A Ask Me Anything session, both with my 25-plus supporters on video and all of you through Super Chat. And then I will either have a show tonight at 8 p.m. or tomorrow, or tomorrow, probably at 3 p.m., so we'll see. But the Q&A with supporters will be at 3 p.m. on Sunday. See you all maybe in a few hours. Maybe tomorrow, I will decide later today and let you know. Thanks, guys. Hope you enjoyed it.


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He's a very good actor Yeah, you want to see if you want to see James doing some sketch comedy cracker milk on YouTube Been in some movies, but I don't think we can My friend made that movie and he was in it.  Oh Your wedding was incredible. Yeah, probably the most fun I've ever had at a wedding really Yeah, it was the best wedding ever. It was very funny.  I didn't realize I was having such a good time.   She had COVID though. You can really hear her when she was giving a speech So I apologize for that. I was I was incredibly embarrassed. I Nearly stood up. I was pretty humiliating seeing someone that German like I didn't realize someone could be that job Yeah, look, I look I apologize. Well, that's why I told you I hear him talk to you. Yeah I'm sorry about that and I and you know all this time you've made fun of him and his mom and like make fun of I've never I felt bad and now I get it and I almost encourage it. Yeah I'll step back and I'll apologize to you boys. I'm sorry. That's good And thanks for their wedding. It was beautiful. Yeah. Yeah. He was actually born in the poor part of Back when there was a war I'm so sorry When you there's no color there. I don't know what I was thinking man. I'm so honestly like I'm sorry I Dig a hole just straight to China to get out of there Actually, that's an experiment we got to do We're gonna we're thinking about doing that. Yeah, we contacted your Chinese mate. Yeah, he's South Korean I Said to him he goes I've got work for you money Mike. I go sweet and then he messes me the other goes Hey, man, I thought she meant like sound work. You know the work I do for you I think he's gonna do it. I don't know what he said. He said yes to Jay. I think I think he's keen to do it Is that racist though?  Why is it a two-way bit? Why do you feel the need to be involved?   Hey to do like one three-minute video like how long does that? How many hours would you put in for that?   Yeah that him. No. No actually Adam Sandler. Did you watch that? Yeah Is that what you're gonna review today? No, no, no What are you gonna review today because Michael wanted to review the wolf one? Well, I'll tell you what happened Matt has to yell because he's standing out. We don't have enough Mike's Copy-mouth at least Michael's movie he decided it was too long and then he Was No, it's four hours on it's three hours and fifty six minutes So I went and I asked I asked for another movie and that movie was Mystic River and I've reviewed that and yes So I'm not watching a four-hour film no matter what did you what do you know what Mystic River is? Okay, sweet. What's that first movie call? I can't believe it Dancers with Is it not three hours and fifty six minutes that director's cut or just like the normal that's just the normal Yeah, that doesn't mean the best director always has directors cut no best director does Actually, that's what I want to get into with you guys. Yeah.  This is not a compliment I Correct, it's an insult. It's an attack. It was not I was not a film. Oh you won't I went to art school Okay, film school right last film school right kind of both Griffith film school.  I know you hate it. Okay. Now. Let's just talk about that. Yeah, you guys have degrees Yeah, all you were was a hall. Let's agree Griffith is just a hall. I agree with that. It's a building. Yeah You guys basically had I'm gonna say school assemblies every day in a hall. That is one way to look at it Hold on to cameras. Uh-huh. Rit lighting rigs. Mm-hmm. I was special to you that or no sound Sticks boomsticks. Yeah, what about it on all right? We didn't do in the hall there are lots of buildings We did it in so many holes many holes So our room is simply a hall four years and you did all this you in that hall for four years Yeah, we learned a lot of skills how to go home. We learn how to make a film. Yeah Why do you want to know that that's I'm just saying things that you are spanglish.    Yeah that you would like from griffith Yeah, what what's come from griffith halls? Uh Elias knows he's about to say something profound. You came at griffith. Did you ever go to the ship? Did you ever go to the big ship in the maritime museum? Yeah, yeah, yeah We've made some films there Battle ships with rihanna master and commander that was one that was in that one That likes that avatar that's got a ship in it Pirates of the caribbean shot shinler's list shinler's list you shot shinler I wrote the list sci-fi fantasy That was crazy when you wrote that list It's hard for me to like sit down for like a long period of time and write So that experience was kind of life changing. How do you guys make your content now? What's the process who come do you guys all just come up with ideas and then you fight?  Um, but then like what happens is the Um, so I'll spend friday like I literally it's like I've like a test an exam the day before I just spend friday Like figuring out what I'm shooting on monday and then we like Shoot like six feet.   It's yeah, well the process. Yeah, I just have memories of Whenever connor would come late to work when he used to film for us We would have That was his punishment.  So we just partied hard for a while.   I'd come in and marty would have like half an idea Oh, we're gonna we're gonna do this thing where we Wrap a bunch of tape around a pole and then we'll run michael in it And then it would be okay. Do you have the tape?   Oh, dude. I knew you guys in the slums When we were living at that chirpside house in that room together Dude, I remember it was sheds.  You'd given up on life Like the floor there was no floor. It was just around one of the first times I met michael It was the second time I met michael and I walk in and marty goes Hey, michael connoisseur was doing intern work. He just bends over and spreads his bare asshole And then goes I go, thanks man Closes it up like it's a book and then goes back to bed like it was it wasn't like a funny bit He just made it was greedy I used to I think I did it once when you were around I used to get on the bed and pull my Michael please My god, just be so grossed out Dude, I do. I had the box man too.   Do you remember that screaming connoisseur?  Do you remember? Dude, so that were they were massive awards the guy who wrote and made bluey was there like so many big people And then you cunts are there.    Yeah. Yeah, yeah Yeah, man some why like I fully forgot about that and I'm if you're watching whoever I broke's trophy. I'm really sorry Yeah Does anyone want to lick?  He's a more veteran.  It's a it's a medal I've been to candyland dude. Would you guys ever do Paris, but you pissed himself? Yeah, it's cringe.   Oh, you got some. Sorry. Oh, dude.  It's really really it's really pissing. Uh, sorry guys. Eliza's just completely Saturated his pants. I'm really really pissed hard.   Can you turn around?  Can you just turn around? Just bend over over the thing. I'm so sorry. What do you want that? Put that get to have another medal Michael. Is this too much? Is this an audio baseball?  Oh, he's gone again. Off he goes. Fill up a lot So cooling actually creeping into me now So what's what's what's the plan with everything and where do you want to take it? So I'm thinking what we'll do is we'll keep making short from content until the end of the year I want to start making three minute videos Um, and not have any more. Yeah, I'll do that. No, no. I've got it. He's thirsty And from making some shorter content. I want to start making like 20 minute stuff.    I just love the word griffus.  Because we did something at uq and all the universities started talking and they said no, we're not allowed to go there anymore We must stop the prank epidemic. I remember you did a movie at griffus. Yeah, you did your third year I did too man.  So that's a tom all dawn In the bathroom. Yeah, we were so sorry. I had a control. They didn't care.  She's very funny woman Very funny woman.  Yeah, it was remember the music videos I did a did a few music videos.  Yeah Rock you should do more acting both of you should do more acting be very good at it You as well. You're actually a very good actor. Yeah, very good I think you would I think you would do really well and feel like comedy content. Oh, wow I'll take that compliment. Maybe we will and I will griffify it. Maybe we will you should that you haven't said a word Yeah, you've just been yelling just I was a police officer.  I can't Matt can you yell please? I can't hear Well, he can't hear because he's deaf, but that's different. That's not.    Can you tell some jokes dude?  No, don't hold it Oh like a snow globe Like a precious vase um So are you guys like what if what so So what happens like say you guys are on like 10 million subscribers, right? He's killed himself 10 times already. Yeah, I've killed myself so kona's no longer around. Yeah, so how does it run then without kona?    Is that actually piss?   So kona's killed himself. How is cracker milk run without kona?  Okay, so it's just you and me. What are we doing? Probably I'd start by holding hands holding hands I would be holding hands making hand holding content. Yeah, it's all about hand holding so um Probably in the future because it's probably what 50 years in the future Oh, it depends when we get um 10 mil was it 10 million yeah 10 times over 50 years. Um I think hand holding will be illegal in 50 years Who's better at table tennis We used to play we used to play. Yeah, if you three had to have a fight to the death, who would win alias You happy about that last I'm happy But I'd probably say goo because you've been working out. I don't work out. Yeah, but you're like Yeah, you got a lot of you got a lot of mass So it's All right, I can get behind that so that's a lot of power to have Knowing that that the others in the group know that you'd probably win in a fight to the death.  Oh, it's real Why was it watery?    Are you guys coming to the finale? Yeah, of course we're coming to the finale as long as you're fans.  Is there a date for the finale? Yeah, there is a date.  Yeah, what are you doing, man? He wants to try and get involved He screamed from back there, man All right guys, okay cracker milk.  Are you going?     Look at yourself. You tripping on acid Just so you know, you took it. It was midnight and i'm like you were like, yeah, I took it And now it goes by you seem totally fine.  I can't hear anything And I saw laughing and you look at me and you go, I have no idea what's being said Acid makes me death See you later boys Sorry Thanks for coming on Because I pissed myself Sorry My shin It's mad verse Michael it's mad verse Michael it's mad verse Michael today Mad verse Michael it's mad verse Michael it's mad verse Michael today. Yay Come come come come.  That's a feel-good tune. Why are there so many people are coming down to watch this Well, we've got an audience so behind the cameras. There's One two three four five six people we've got everyone here I've pulled everyone in because this is going to be huge This mad verse Michael is the most insane mad verse Michael that we've ever done This will truly be a test of manhood today. We find out Who the better wrestler is? They start on their knees And it's first to pin the other on the ground for three seconds.  You start on your bottom What do you mean? You've got the weight behind you Matt.  Come on Matt. Here we go. I've got all everyone here to support you I told you not to do the wrestling. Yeah, I forgot why just I don't know joints are sore. I don't know Yeah, so I said send your bum Send your bum and hug him and then rock him to the side. You're gonna lie down I don't think I've got to do very well. I'm Matt. Maybe if we're standing on our feet to start Where's the self-talk the positive we've spoken about this. You just do the ones that aren't hard No, I do the ones that are entertaining. All right. No you don't Matt. Hey, do you want a pillow for your knees? I'll go get your pillow Michael. Can you get a pillow for Matt's knees? I don't know if my I don't know if I'll be able to move very well Yeah, you don't have to you sit kneeling in one spot grabbing him and just tossing him to the ground Not in the outfit for this It's a good outfit for it. I feel like it's a good outfit for like skin tight legs. Look at that Don't overthink it. Just relax.  You can just throw him down. What's the aim?  No, not necessarily. I think um Back side on their chest first one down because they're starting their knees Are we betting are you keeping the jacket on We need to bet Yeah, of course, I feel free everyone. All right, who do you who we got? Uh, I've got I've got 10 bucks on brown if anyone wants to take it I think it's quite easy. Do you have a town brook house there coop? I would not bet Matt don't there's money going on the bank. I've bet on you.  Come on brown Luke's putting 50 on who?   Here we go. Do you want to pillow for your knees? Michael I mean matt. Oh, i'm 10 on matt. Does anyone else want 10? Oh, yeah, okay, so conna. We can do that matt Ryan no me versus cooper Yeah, you won't have to brown you want to be like running done. It's just you're one spot restaurant brown gooby you bet No, yeah, yeah, all right. Do you want to pillow for your knees matt? Don't even think about it Someone's gonna win $50. All right.  Yeah, he peed on it. Oh Man, it looks like it comes in here lee. Who won last week? Okay, so it's 11 6 Can I wrestle michael instead?   I just let line up to stay on my knees We can't stand up. Yeah. I know but if I get him down Do I rock am I able to pick my legs up and go around him? Okay? All right, everyone legs up boys.  All right on three it begins Come on matt one That wins. Oh look how hard he is.  Is this a ten dollar boost voucher?   He's big Ryan owes you ten dollars Well done brown. Oh brown come on. Brown wants 50 dollars from the luke hour. Come get your reward It's mining money take it he'll get more next week Yeah, well done matt.  Aren't you happy now? You took a risk I just don't like doing you took a risk and you thought you get humiliated But now you must feel on top of the world. I think he let me you feel on top of the world right now Matt come on. Of course you find a way to put a negative spin on it. You won. You take it You take that 11 seven now And a reminder whoever wins this competition gets to keep the important bottle of mints right here For the season finale. Oh, it was like being it was like being back at school Yeah, that's what you get into a schoolyard fight and they're like james james. You can tell you can tell james I was like an instigator when fights broke out at school.  It's hard wrestling is difficult Oh, I've had my knees so much. Did you did you were adrenaline go through and you started breathing heavy?  Well, look 7 11. We now We should say we're sponsored by them. Yep. I'll invoice them tonight 7 11 I'd love to be sponsored by 7 11 big gulp. We are we are It's been decided everyone go to 7 11 and buy their new sloppies Uh, go was it visit their website and email them, uh Fully actual sour candy Imagine if we just got everyone to email 7 11 like their support just fully actual And then we send them an invoice. We should do that with every single like heaps of companies It fully did work. We've done that really. Oh, there you go. There's no point in doing it. We've already done it So shout out to you 7 11 shout out everyone 7 11, but that's still I'm four up I'm comfortable.  It can go either way still 22 weeks left. Oh, you got a good If you can get it to like I'd be happier if I can get win the next two by halfway It'll be 11 9 and then it's anyone's game. It's anyone's game. It's anyone's anyone's anyone's game All right, moving on everyone knows matt brown is lonely and old It doesn't really have much going for him laughing at so michael and I We've created a tinder account for him And we have gone to all of the trouble to have conversation after conversation with these girls To try and get him a girl Matt push the button and stop doing that Connor's gonna have to blow that out T-i-n-d-o. We have Matt's tinder.  Matthew Brown has lost control now. These women will lose their soul Oh Yes, all right matt here we go Wait, I just got a Hey, seems we both have good taste What's she talking about there? Oh really? You also like the flavor of rotting pussy. Where do I sign off?    Where do I sign? Is that what you said in the end? Where do I sign up? No this one. Oh my god.  Oh, was she like Where do I sign up?  It's affecting my work Anyway, how's it creation with you?   You in She unmatched Well people are so petty some of those are quite Nice, I thought so too man. I didn't see that was an unmatch Yeah, were you asking her to flash her breasts? Oh, yeah, sorry. I was thinking more about I was more looking at the burgers and pizza and stuff, but it's just a nice date. All right, Matt starts with Don't touch my naked body. You drive a hard bargain. Oh my god. You're being so pushy Can't we just get to know each other first? I'm actually a nice guy with a fair bit of money I'm sorry.  Why are your toes broken?  So I run up toe punted my fridge It's okay now though. There's straps and I can't wear shoes for about a month What internet are you with? We should go on a plan together. Ah, yes that old chestnut I've been known to punt beds, but it's always been alcohol or clumsiness related not internet yet No, no, my toes were completely mangled I like fully punted as hard as I could with my toes stretched out and now they're pointing in all different directions be mine So we can't go dancing anytime soon The toes are actually still in so much pain. It's actually like throbbing on my whole foot and into my ankle I had to go back to the doctor today and have have more x-rays I might have shattered some bones in my feet as well. I find out tomorrow Fully regret losing my temper. Hey, haha lesson learned. Has your week been my sticky pie? I'm afraid of the rest of that conversation. Oh, she replied to that. Did you reply to She did My sticky pie totally super awesome, and I can't wait to never Go it again.  Here's to a very fast approaching weekend Got my x-ray results.    Oh my god, very good So aggressive when he swears in such a normal question Imagine how hard you would have had to kick to do that That would hurt so much.  I feel so sad. Do you have any milk? Oh, that's terrible. Yeah, I had to reverse back over it to finish it off.   There's a chance with her still All right I can eat worms you got any cool hidden talents Is that a hidden talent or just the ability to not vomit when a weird thing is putting your mouth? Massive black bruises scattered across my back. Okay.  It's hurting my chakra Oh, apologies.  Sure. I had no idea what your previous message was about. I was a little confused Well, I work at Australia zoo part time and one of the gorillas became aggressive It pounded my back and I had to lay still was honestly the most terrifying moment It could have killed me if I wanted. Have you ever been to Australia zoo? Don't lie Firstly that's so cool.  They would have been so terrifying. Thirdly. Yes. I've been to Australia zoo like once Yeah, that's cctv footage of it Australia zoo don't want to release it though because they think it will scare people from coming I've still got a huge circular black and blue bruises scattered across my back I've been lying on the ground pulling myself along with my arms making train sounds and shit. How's your weekend? What kind of train sounds Oh, man, I can't wait for her reply All right, so this chick messages first and you got a bit nervous on this one. Hey Matthew Gregory Brown Oh, I don't really know what to say. Whoa. Hang on. Have you got my whole name on there? Why my whole name No, it's not it's Matt Brown. She might know it from the podcast. Oh Yeah, maybe did you hear sounds then? Yeah, I did. That's different She uh, okay, so she might just watch the podcast and know that your name is Matthew Gregory Brown Yeah, she could be a fan girl.  You know that my full name on there is a big mistake. Why is that a big mistake? I think because it's just another step closer to losing my identity.  Can I make it break it down to you?  No, no, they do I'll tell you steal my identity dude. Who do you want to be? Your identity stealers will steal it. Who wants it? Who wants to be?  She likes you probably Look, I'll save that one because I feel like that because that was just a this morning conversation So she hasn't had a chance to reply. Let's let's move along. Can you get rid of my middle name? Yeah, if you want I can do that for you. Thank you Drown me.  I can't believe I just said that And what's your preferred method of drowning? Fresh water preferably and maybe like tied up and gently lowered into a fresh fresh water stream I also want soft jazz music playing and I want someone's hand touching me So I don't feel alone as I inhale water, but that's if I could choose. I don't expect it to be that perfect when it happens But that's the dream. What about you? How do you want to drown? On the on one hand the level of detail is disturbing on the other I applaud the commitment and creativity if I got to choose I would want to be unconscious for all of it I wouldn't want to have a clue what was happening. Oh, yeah, I've always had this feeling that I'm going to drown one day So I've been kind of so it's kind of become comfortable with the thought of drowning nothing weird and shit Oh, yeah unconscious isn't a bad bad choice. How would you want to be knocked unconscious? personally, I would like to Like to turn my ceiling fan off full blast Go to chair and step up powerfully and quickly into the rotating blades And if that didn't work the first time I would throw a brick as high as I possibly could and move underneath it So that my it's in line with my head So I'm getting the sense that you're not afraid of pain Is this linked to your vow to return the brown wealth to the brown name? And I would take all of the drugs until I drifted blissfully off I don't think it would be that painful because it would knock me unconscious immediately Taking drugs would be fun, but you get really sick feeling before you go unconscious.    I'll see you later I gotta go. I got three things to do.  Do you know what that is?   Why? You got me. You sexually assaulted me. I could take you to court there. I'm gonna do it again Yeah, and I'll take you to court and I'll see I'll be wearing your clothes and I'll be driving There's not gonna be a crowd Remember there's laws. Don't say it on camera either. But yeah, we were Ryan We're gonna we're gonna clearly you guys in on this, right?  This guy called me during the podcast and was a good clue for your house I gave him directions. That was about I was like I gotta go in the middle of a podcast I gotta go but yes, I'll see you soon.  I reckon if we if he even the person you are if he still shows up, we attack him Maybe just put it at the front and just blocked you dude.  I think he's literally blocked my number What's it? Well, we'll call it afterwards when we get our phones back Because he hasn't got my number. So I'll just ring it Where is our delivery? It sounds like a threat what fridge is coming Mother threat Where is our delivery today? I want it now You're like a spoiled kid from willy wonka I want it now noony magazine day.   He shouldn't have given up on us No, it's business man He gave up on us. So we gave up on him Anyway, wow, we're in trouble That's matt's tender adventures. It was lovely. It's a lovely time movies. Oh, yeah Is that where we're going? All right guys, it's time for the movie reviews Matt's got a movie for michael to review Matt's father's name is great So it's not time for movie reviews.  So it's lovely. It's lovely We have questions from your answers your questions are all our answers and the answers from your questions from the questions And your answers these are answers for your questions and these answers for your question and the questions and your answers These are answered from your question Matt You should have got you should have sat on that side. It's a little bit like that Okay All right guys, we're gonna answer your questions If you want to answer one of your questions comment on the mighty michael fully actual youtube channel And we answer the most like questions first. So once you've commented your question Have a scroll through and like the other questions that you want us to answer matt Question for the from gus Would one of you boys ever eat one of bozzly's eye boogers for science? Oh wow, that's great That would be hard. You reckon you would be okay. Eye boogers is fine. Oh my god.   Oh, that's not even that's probably not any better.  That'd be hard.  That's been like swept to the side. Yeah, fine. I'll do it. Thank you Matt It's too funny Next question is from shelly burgers star. What happened to the 10k likes of dmt Pretty sure a couple episodes ago. You nearly got there or you got there. No way. We would have gotten there Let's have a look. What episode was that? I'm gonna say I'm pretty sure we didn't get 10k Like we know why we got 10k likes. I'm gonna say it was six episodes ago Yeah, but we would have got like 300 likes as about the most Yeah, I can't I don't know what can someone please tell us what episode number we did that so we can have a look Next question is from walks But it's spelt. W. A. R. K. S. So maybe walks. Yeah, definitely um Marty, do you plan on writing a book? I would pay 500 dollars Yeah, to buy your book. It would be a bestseller.  I guess we saw lawyers. Will you tell the truth? Yeah, I literally went to a um an author a published author and Asked him a bunch of questions and I can't because it's like literally incriminating myself for some of the stories so I could just say it's um other non fiction Yeah, maybe or because chopper read did some chopper read said he killed I think he served time for those though So you can talk about him.  I don't know Especially what's coming next question is from Lake McMurray and Jono Jono um Can we please get Luke on the podcast Luke is our friend that throws projectiles accurately Look he look he's um, he's fucking.  We'll ask him but it's really just not his thing to be on camera.  I'm his fortnight coach If he might come on for five minutes and tell a funny story just how he meant I don't know. We have to see if he wants to do it. It's quite like it's even though, you know We're all mates, you know once the lights are on and the cameras are on like even mon Gets quite nervous coming on the podcast like it's just an it is intimidating having because you're very very aware of cameras Yeah, so it takes a while to get used to it. So it's quite intimidating at times. Remember how you're scared used to be It's very very shy at the time and now I just forget that We're just three grown men sitting in a room having a chat really young Isn't that right? Yeah, that's exactly that. They see later. They see later a bit of banter. They see later look We'll do it Next question is from Jordan Sutton How bossy or angry is Matt whilst trying to film the podcast keeping you guys on track? Yeah, very sick Safe baby Stay wise babies Yeah, yeah, very extremely rude very short and irritable very Physically aggressive and kind of like really just lashes out at us and it really hurts our feelings and kind of brings the mood down It really happens at times of Like simple things like when your cord gets stuck in the couch and you just yank on it I feel if you just give yourself a few seconds to pull it out properly. You won't damage it When you guys get so stoned you can bailing out through question and I've had any we today and that just goes off. You're doing well today considering what you only had a little bit Is that what you need just a little bit? I feel you're in a this is the cookies are good So, yeah, there's a whole nother tray of their double strength.  Yeah trying to make sure everything's running smoothly Yeah, of course you get a little cranky But it's all in good.  Yeah Will you hit him? Oh, yeah, I can see myself.  You'd how would you hit it? Just a backhand if he was being naughty. I don't know like that's so just you know, if you're sending Oh, it's probably too rude. No, I like it.   Did you get hit as a kid? Yeah, I do it on the head.    Yeah, it was um Scary I got clipped but clipped in the ear like this Mama's wooden spoon Is we're we're riding our bikes past him and another will make disciplined you Yeah Well back when we were young like other parents could get away with little disciplines of you But I remember we were riding past him and another lady that wasn't his wife at the party Pretending like they were like flirting and hooking up No, you didn't yeah, dude And like he got so awkward about it. He's like he probably was trying to no That's why he got awkward then he brought me and his son Like around the corner and he just clipped it's like that.  No, and you caught him out and he was so panicked. Maybe you never know You know, there definitely would have been something. Yeah, there's something up there. That was a shock getting hits like whoa Snapshot into gear. So I'll definitely definitely be striking much. Um, yeah Yeah, I'll get hit a few times, but it's needed the amount of kids are at shopping centers Ripping open things and running around like little cunts and their parents don't do anything.  It's so irritating.  Oh, you're abusing them think about it problem solve the kid gets taken away No, hang on. Sorry when I say king here. I meant just a little back Yeah, just do you go to jail if the kid gets taken away? They just take your kid away They might yeah, exactly. You gotta tell you get rid of your kid So if you get over being a parent, you just neglect it for a bit hit it I think the best way is put some cigarettes out on its back.  I'll try I'll try with estra. I'll let you guys know Get back to us mate.      It's a murdering. It's like it's so humiliating because your kid has been so disrespectful in front of people We'll ask we should get greg on and ask him how the fridge is here We should ask greg We should bring greg on and ask him all the times he's disciplined me see if he's got any good stories Anyway, I don't think I just go cup a little smacks, but it helps. I'll cup some beatings. I'm pretty sure That's why you're a bit skittish now. Yeah um Cooper Barton asks what type of music we've listened to we've answered that a few times before it's all Did that have a lot of likes? Latest band that I've been getting into by agriboys.  Listen to them. They're really good. So Other question was from Daniel Depending where he's from. Um, he asked can we hear amber's move reviews as they know that she has to watch them with you So if you want to chuck in any of amber's comments, she was not happy with you last night, man Not what I heard Oh, well, you fixed it, but the foot when she originally saw four hours.  Well, that's all she has to do just you see all you guys got to do is communicate If we all communicated in this world things would be a lot better You communicate and that things got fixed and we're all happy now You said yourself that you cannot you have to watch it in one sitting the film to get into Yeah, yeah, yeah, dance with the world. You have to watch one sitting. It's is very long though. Um Uh Cain westernaz if we consider getting jared right on another person as a request of that that's in the works I believe yeah We have message. Well, it's hard to link up schedules because he's in baron bay But we have and we've been talking to him and it will it's on if when we can we will should we just go there? sorry, um Next question is from the milking stool patrick. Um, who has the most gaps in their guts? It's gotta be marty. Yeah. Well, that was just that one time. It's not. Yeah, it's come back a bit.  There was I would say like each day every 20 minutes you'd just let off this Oh, those were the days man weird storm of just sound. I really miss that. Hey He'd be in any point of the house and he'd be up the other end and you just hear this echo Saved the podcast for a while Man, like it was just the drinking brought it on though. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, it was just my wine farts my poor Lifestyle. Oh man some funny times next question from dylan s What's with marty's knuckles in the latest podcast looks like he's been punching a slab of Everyone always comments on this knuckle here. I think your hands were dark in no, it's just one knock like hardened They are different colors there. I don't know. I think maybe just from boxing boxing. Maybe I honestly don't know They do are even high school. I remember looking at your hands and going. What's up with them? Like look at the ends here. Yeah, that's from this Yeah, that's so strange Nerve nervous thing and then it feels good really after a while Like it hurts. Oh, wow. I might get into it And look how bendy they are now. Yeah, I know mine is so like straight. You was a so hard to bend Sorry So he used to call like I used to bring it up in high school and he'd be like it's ross river It's ross river fever.  What's that up there? What? Oh, that's a big oh my god. Is he gonna get down the driveway? He lied. He's lying. That's not going to get down the driveway. Oh, he's being john lennon. Yeah It's real.  That's exciting. We got a fridge guys. We might have to go up there Oh, we might have to go in there and meet him. He knows the boys will get it Oh, not us. I'm he obviously those messages have worked not us. Just he didn't want to lose his job Oh, no, that's so cringe now that he's gonna get we just don't talk. I just don't think he's gonna get down Look at James deal with that. James has to deal with the that's bigger than the truck that moved us here. I reckon And we're back.  That was an ordeal.   But we've got our uh, fridge and some product from mother. So um, yeah They keep sending it. Yeah. No, that's right. Matt. They want to be sponsors.  Anyway on with the questions. Oh, no, that was it those questions. All right No, that was the last question which was It's okay Oh something about g-spots now with g-spots they come from Do you want the question first? No Because he was I was actually curious whether it was caused by your volcano experiment Yeah, no the g-spot has been there my whole life. I think it comes from not wiping properly Yeah, it's just lazy wiping.  Um, man, I reckon sometimes you can go forever. There's just hundreds hundreds of wipes and it's just still shitty I think it's damage from I have had a fair few hemorrhoids in my life. So it leaves the skin a bit flaky and like Who seeps out of the skin? Yeah, it gets caught in different little crevices and yeah, it takes a while to clean Yeah, well there you go There it is.  I really it was Like I thought I might have gone Matt's got a movie for michael to review Matt's father's name is greg and michael would rather be dead. This is michael's movie review You All right now last week matt gave michael dances with the wolves to watch and michael went to watch it and sort of that It was four hours. That's not even an exaggeration 3,056 minutes that movie runs for I don't remember being that long and uh, michael, um Called matt and a fit of rage declined and matt had to give him an actually no It wasn't michael's actually amber messaged me in a bit of rage Called in a in a yeah, and you gave michael another movie to watch which was um, I decided to give him a mystic river Directed by clean eastwood starring shawnt pan and kevin bacon and lorence fishburne And tim something zoo. Yeah, I think I thought I'd seen this film, but I hadn't oh really that's exciting and um Got to say dude.   What's great?  I must say I enjoyed it and it was two hours long over two hours Yeah, shawnt pan won best actor and the Oscars for that. Yeah, I don't know. I I don't see that, but it was good It was all right. It was really entertaining great storyline good concept Um, they I picked it will amber picked it like halfway through what was gonna happen But it was still interesting happy where it went Basically, um, uh, shawnt pan's daughter is is shot and killed And they don't know why Well, all by who or how and they think it could be one person, but it ends up it was shawnt pan And else no it wasn't shawnt pan, but he ends up killing this dude And he shouldn't have it. Yeah good is very good. So that I can respect you have now I'd give it a Seven out of ten something and um good film well done I'm impressed matt you've you've really shown me something Especially coming from four hours. Did you actually watch it? Yeah Did you make amber sit there and watch while you went off and she enjoyed it too? She enjoyed it as well It's pretty rough Yeah, I think I like that.   No Well, you have a similar test. I don't know if Marty would yeah, Marty. No He's not I already see Marty. Marty needs a comedy and needs to be funny. Yeah, I don't know if it'd be up You oh, he'd know you probably wouldn't like it All right, so that's the movie now. What are you going to get him to watch this week? Dances with wolves.  I'm not doing four hours Over two weeks He'd want it in one sitting. Yeah, it's got to be one sitting So just so you can grasp the full potential of that movie. Um, it's called sunshine Um Has a little guy from picky blinders.  I can't think of his name right now. Bye Yeah, the lead guy from picky blinders, isn't it? Bye. Um, basically the premise is is the sun is dying And they're sending a ship up full of bombs to reignite it Okay, I'll give this a go. You've given me more hope in you from that last film. Well done brown All right, sunshine. It might be hard to find. So if you can't find it, let me know we'll change movies All right, brown you watched a website video one of ours and you watched The nail gun video. Yes, I did which is where we test how dangerous it is and what distance it's dangerous to shoot a Nail gun at the human body and we figured it out that all distances Are dangerous all distances are fucked My advice to anyone do not do this video Yeah, yeah, we say that too in the video. I didn't hear it. Okay. I must have missed it. We made it for god That's what we meant. That's what we missed. We do it so they don't have to that's the whole motto. Um Now this is a bit of an older one Yeah, this is a couple of years now. I've had a lot of struggles with the older ones, especially with one percenters Which I know everyone's annoyed with but It's um, yeah, it's just what makes them. But for some reason You used the whole environment and everything that was happening It worked well. I didn't need any one percenters. You explained it well Um, the people involved played their parts perfectly Um, even though it was just in the driveway, which is poor I prefer you would have done it in some area where you could film it better once again times All right Desperate times right now. I'll be it's a shame We can't do it again because it'd be good to put it in an area where you could really set up some We will never ever do that video again.  Um, I loved that we you just kept Um trigger like hitting it the trigger.   Yeah, so might he put a big pillow up and just stood there and it was just Constantly hitting his back in these organ areas. Oh, thank god. I put that pillow there I don't even think to do that for some reason.   Yeah, like it was crazy in your calf I think it's so weird the artery in the side too. Um, did you know that millimeter to the left and right?  We'd have to pin him down hold his blood Yeah, just put really tight pressure and just hold pressure until the ambulance got there. I'd drive.  There's no such thing anymore. Yeah, the the commitment to science on this one is is That's standing. Yeah, very very committed. Um, not safe.  What's a pulse surprise? It's a science award science award.  It's like no, we're getting a noble peace prize. You reckon All right, um, I got a really good chuckle though. I had no chuckles through it. I was just shocking But I did get a good chuckle at the end as you're driving to the hospital And marty's telling you all the outcomes of the different things that could go wrong Like tetanus and like infection and glue infection. Did you know they offered me a tetanus shot? And I said no It's just a tetanus shot.  Um, you can watch it. It's called the nail gun experiment.  All right prank call Hello, uh, my name Arnold fine. I see you have Flyer for puppy for sale Yes, I do. Okay. I need to ask a few questions about puppy. Okay. So, um They, uh Golden retriever Yes purebred golden retrievers. Okay. How old are the puppy? Um, so we've got two letters available. Um, and they're both already for new homes now Um, so the younger litter is eight weeks today and the older litter is nine weeks tomorrow Okay, and uh, what size? roughly fully grown What? Um, it depends if you're after a male or a female Um What what what a litter mean? Uh, you mean A litter is how much so we've got two two mums that have had puppies. So we had Two two lots of puppies at one. Okay. So They're six days apart in age. Okay. So they're fresh and a fresh puppy. Um, how uh, how big? Yeah, so if I get um, let's say a male How big? many kilo when A male can get anywhere from about 30 to 40 kilo but average about 35 kilo Okay, not bad.  Um I want a large lot a lot of meat on dog.  Now that's that's good.  Um about 18 months. Okay 18 months.  Okay, so I feed dog for 18 months I fatten up and then 18 months. Uh, it's full grown and maybe 40 kilo Yes Okay, okay. Are you just looking for a family pet or no? I um, I look to Have dog. Uh, I have a family.  I'm not selling Why not? No, what do you mean? No, why not? No No No, no, no. Wait, what's the problem? I give you money. I give you $3,500 No And for dog, why not? You need to give me explanation. I'm not understanding No, these are family dogs that will be loved What do you mean they're family dogs? You're selling them.  No, they're family dogs. They're pets.    This is a sore rule. I Say okay now call back and say that you You are sorry and you will not make them you will not eat them, but you still want one.  We are calling her next week. Yeah, that's a good idea We'll keep that one in the in the bank That's very good. Sorry guys. No, no, that was lovely. I love so glad that one of the flyers paid off Oh my god, that was lovely How was the no no no no no no no no no no no Very good very very good. Oh guys, don't forget to like comment subscribe because fire sorry if you're on spotify Please and everything helps out so much. Thank you so much everyone.


I'm Darren Marlar. Welcome to The Daily Dose of Weird News, the only YouTube show that is closed captioned for the mentally impaired. This episode is brought to you by the audiobook Could It Be True, Volume 1, Urban Legends by Cindy Parmitter. Here are a free sample of this creepy and true audiobook at DailyDoseOfWeirdNews.com A Delaware-sized iceberg is reportedly on the verge of splitting off from the Antarctica Gulf. It's almost as if it was waiting for Trump to announce relieving the Paris Climate Agreement so it could make a run to freedom. Cathy Griffin has said to be disappointed that CNN's Anderson Cooper chose not to stand by her after she was fired from the New Year's Eve broadcast with Cooper, which they've done together now for 10 years. Cathy, have you not seen the recordings of that yearly disaster? Anderson spent a solid 10 years looking mortified at your antics. Police in Washington state arrested two Papa John's employees Friday for allegedly selling cocaine out of the restaurant. A King County Sheriff's Office spokesperson says they'd order pizza and go out and wait in the parking lot. The employee would bring the pizza out and in the box would be the cocaine. Apparently the code phrase was to say, give it extra olives when ordering. Authorities seized cocaine, ecstasy, marijuana, oxycodone, LSD, meth and $28,000 in cash. Better ingredients, better pizza, Papa John's. 6th grader Ananya Venet outspelled 291 spellers from across the country and the globe to become this year's Scripps Spelling Beat Champion. Ananya Venet won by correctly spelling the words Ananya Venet. A woman in Germany who hid her life savings in a vacuum cleaner dust bag just because she doesn't trust banks? She nearly lost all of it when her cleaning woman threw the bag out. The woman managed to get her $113,000 back after she called the local trash collection service, which sent a team to sift through tons of garbage to find the bag. Not only does she not trust banks, now she doesn't trust cleaning ladies or vacuums. Google is facing a $9 billion European Union find for rigging search results. You can find out more by googling, Google is innocent. Kellogg's is closing several distribution centers and laying off 1,000 workers. So if anybody is in need of a cartoon tiger to promote their product, there's one standing in the unemployment line. And he is great! New Westminster Animal Shelter in New Westminster, British Columbia, Canada received a very generous donation from the estate of a teacher and animal lover. And what's strange is that the late Daryl Mutz never even visited the shelter. But the New Westminster Animal Shelter is grateful anyway for Mutz's $275,000 donation. I wonder if Daryl was an animal lover like I'm a lover of kids. I enjoy them, but only in short doses and on a case-by-case basis. Lindsay Lohan is launching her own jewelry line. The jewelry is expected to be very impressive and desirable in the beginning, but then quickly lose its luster and long for the days when it was relevant. An American Airlines jet trying to take off in San Antonio veered off the runway and became stuck in the mud. The pilot said he had no choice. It was either that or collide with Harrison Ford. A brush fire on the side of a Phoenix freeway didn't burn for long thanks to the help of an unlikely hero. Jared Aiton is a carpet cleaner who was on his way home from a job when he spotted the fire burning on the side of the road. He thought, man, I wish I could help or do something.  He pulled over and got to work using what was left of the water. By the time fire crews arrived, the flames were out. Once the firefighters arrived, Jared told them, I've done your job. Now you do mine. Here's the address to Mrs. Newman's house.  Get to it! Newspaper circulation has dropped to a 77-year low. Well, duh. I mean, home delivery of the New York Times is over $250 a year. That's a lot of dough just for something to line the bird cage and litter box with. Have you signed up for the Marlar's Sheet? It's free. And everyone who subscribes is automatically entered into monthly drawings for prizes. You can sign up for the Marlar's Sheet free at DailyDoseOfWeirdNews.com If you liked this video, please give it a thumbs up and be sure to subscribe if you want to see more. And click that little bell icon next to the subscribe button to be notified when I post new videos. And if you're already an official Weirdo, please share this video on your own social media. Find even more weird news that I didn't have time for on the Facebook page at DailyDoseOfWeirdNews.com. I'm Darren Marlar and I'll see you next time, Weirdos!


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Hey everyone, I'm Bianca Renee, and you're watching Bianca Renee Today, and welcome back to another Foundation Friday. If you are new to my channel, I do review new makeup foundations on Friday and curly hair product videos on Sunday, so hit that subscribe button so you could join the family and not miss any more videos. Now today I'm going to be reviewing the Stila Stay All Day Foundation, and I literally bought this just because it looked cute. I was at Sephora and I noticed that this packaging was very unique, and then I realized there's concealer built in on the top of the foundation, genius. So here's the concealer again, right on top, has a little mirror so you could fix yourself whenever you need to, and then you take this off foundation. So the cool part is it has a pump, but not your average pump.  So that's a very cool unique way to dispense our foundation. You could just swipe it off with your finger very easily, use a brush, use a beauty blender, whatever, but what I have noticed, as you will see in this video, it might pump out more than you want it to. So although it looks cool, we'll see how practical it is when it comes to being wasteful. I bought the Stila Foundation from Sephora. It was $40 and it has one fluid ounce, just like every other foundation I've ever reviewed, and there are 16 colors to choose from, only two being darker than my skin tone. Now when I was at Sephora, I literally laughed out loud when the girl came up to me and asked if I needed any help being color matched, and then I looked at the three brown options, one being way too dark for me and thought, well, I wrote an error to down to two, so pretty sure I can figure it out, thanks. Without further ado, let me show you exactly how I applied this foundation.  All right, this is going to be my first color test. It looks kind of dark, oh, it's not at all.  All of the scars, blemishes, flaws. Interesting. All right, now I want to get to the fun part of this foundation. So, has a little squeeze top, I'm going to push down on the pump, and one more, and there's my foundation. I will also be using a damp beauty blender, so I'm just going to scrape it off of here. Interesting. And dab around. Cool. I did not know how this color was going to work. Whoa. I just did another pump, but that was like a legit pump. That might be too much. So it is one thing to keep in mind when you do pump, you don't really have any control of how much you're going to pump out. So although I really thought it was a cool idea, it might be a wasting product. So like most of my foundations that I try, a lot of them kind of have like an orangey yellow undertone. I would say this one does too, and I saw a lot of reviews where girls said that the undertone was too yellow for them. But I think it's working for my skin right now. Let's just wait and see if it oxidizes at all. According to the box, it says that it is a lightweight foundation that is medium to full coverage. I don't know if I'd call it lightweight because it is pretty creamy, but it definitely is medium to full coverage. So now I'm going to finish the rest of my face and we're back. All right, let me get a good look at myself. I'm definitely very matte right now. It had some good coverage. The color does have like a yellowish kind of undertone, so that can work for me. That's kind of like how all my foundations are, but it's not like a direct match to my actual skin tone. I don't know. Nothing's really blowing me away just yet, but what I will be impressed with is if it does last all day. I mean, the packaging is all cute, fine and dandy, but what we really want to know is how long is it going to last. It's claiming 12 hours. I can't stay up for 12 hours, but I will stay up to at least midnight and show you what eight hours of wear looks like. I do have very oily skin, so that's going to be something that I will be probably fighting with. But let's see how I look at the end of the day. So this foundation went on at 4 p.m. I will come back in midnight and we'll see how well it did. And I'm back. It is now midnight. So I've had on this foundation for a total of eight hours. It claims to be all day, but I want to go to sleep. So this is where we are. And as you can see, I'm really not that shiny. This did a very good job. I am pretty surprised. I'm only shiny where I always get shiny around here and on my forehead. But all this part right here is very matte. I would say that maybe a little bit of my coverage started to go away on my cheeks. You start to see a little bit of my blemishes kind of coming through. But shine wise, it did a really good job at keeping me matte. So let me go ahead and do my oil absorbing sheet test. These are by Walgreens. There's a million different brands. Try whatever you want. But if you have oily skin, you need these in your life. So all you do is play some and press. And if the foundation is good, only the oil should come out and not the makeup. So here is all the oil and a lot of the makeup actually came off. So this probably is not transfer proof. But yeah, I think this is like majority makeup on here. But now that I did blot, I look very matte again. So overall concluding thoughts, I really do think that this packaging is the most unique packaging of foundation that I've ever reviewed. I like that it comes with concealer. The pump up is pretty cute. But I might be wasting product in the end. But I want to know what you think. So let me know if you have tried the Stila Stay All Day Foundation and Concealer. And let me know how well it worked for your skin. Before you go, make sure you give me a thumbs up and subscribe. I post two new videos every week. So hit that subscribe button and the bell so you don't miss any more of my videos. 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welcome. And again, this video is part of a series. Be sure to check out the full playlist. And if you're watching through the playlist and you get to a video that is not available yet, it will be in a couple of days. And I think my Patreon supporters who support me and have gotten these videos early all in one lump sum. So, so far we've been looking at a lot of programs or there's a handful of programs that allow you to send data out as audio so you can send it over the airwaves through radios and whatnot. But what we're going to look at today is taking the output of those files and actually generating a wave file. So what we're going to do is we're going to take our example text again here, which is just some addresses I grabbed offline. So I can cut out that file, you know, it's about 30 addresses here. And what we did before is we piped that into mini modem. And we get said we want to transmit at 110 speed. And if we hit enter now, it starts playing the audio for that that can be decoded by another machine. But we're going to do instead, we're going to take that same exact command, but we're going to add to the end that we want to save it to a file. So we just say dash f and we'll call it msg wave. Let me, there we go all on one line there. So now that we do have that we can go ahead and hit enter. And it takes no time at all. Boom, it threw it into a wave file. Of course, we can convert this to an mp3 if we want to save room because if I list it out now, I can list and ask it for the file size. And you can see right here, it's a 5 8.5 megabytes. Now, if I was to play this, you can see that it sounds just like we're transmitting it. And you can see that it's one minute and 32 seconds for that list of addresses. Now, as I said in previous videos, you can change this transmit speed here. I've been using 110. I find that good when you're transmitting, you know, audibly through radio waves. But faster you go, the more likely are to lose some information when you're trying to transmit it. But in reality, you can go a lot faster if you don't have, you know, static and, and, you know, issues you might have when you're going across the radio. So what we can do for this example and to save space and do a faster transmission is we can do instead of 110, we can do 1200. Now, if I was to list out that file, you can see instead of 8.5 megabytes, it is only 789 kilobytes, much, much smaller. And if we were to play it out instead of being a minute and 32 seconds, we only have eight seconds. And again, if I was to transmit that over the radio, it might not come through properly at the other end. But if I had this audio file already, I can now decode it. So I can use mini modem again. Whoops, mini modem. And I can say dash dash rx 1200. And then I can say dash file msg. So same thing as generating it, only instead of saying transmit with tx, we're going to say receive with rx. And I do that, boom, and that wave file now spits out the audio, and we get all our addresses instantly. So this is a fun thing you could play around with, you know, sending people wave files that have text hidden in them. And we're actually going to do more with that in the next video. So I do thank you for watching. I hope that you watched the full playlist, check it out, and visit my website, filmsbychrist.com. That's just Chris with a K. If you like these videos, be sure to subscribe, like, share, comment. Definitely like this video. Let me know that you like it. And I thank you for watching. As always, I hope that you have a great day.