rmaid.  So they gave up on doing that.  Like Why couldn't it be that that's just the one of the ones they made they were like, yeah That's what we wanted to do. It didn't work out. These are also things we wanted to do Yes, right this after all has a very particular way of hijacking our brains and more importantly Hijacking our brains everything. Okay. All of this phrasing is so malicious.  Yay I'm coming for you. I'll give her the three quills with alex jones You could you could say this about everything it's like everything hijacks you like why why do you say it that way? Like jeez Horn certainly hijacked my brain. Yeah, so this kid this kid's all right. This kid's all right. Yeah, he's a fan of potatoes The kid's gonna see our potato and then seeing prince. I'll leave the fabulous. Hey Like if somebody phrases, uh, if anybody Telling is like a motivation. I'll agree with that that is essentially what you're doing, right? Because you're you're setting up people to feel one way and then it's like through the course of a narrative It's like, oh they felt this way now they feel this way There's like an emotional juxtaposition and you're taking people on a journey, right? But that's just like that's what you do like people people pay to go see that they want that emotional catharsis Where they're they're in one position.  Have that still bread right I just I want more films that don't try and do anything emotionally. That's what I want brains and more importantly It sells studies have shown that cuteness increases our concentration a useful trick to make sure humans pay to kids find by me Everybody watches twitch thoughts for hours attention to their adorable young or you know pay more attention to a dysfunctional snowman even more telling Okay, so what do you just did was like you see humans care for their young and we've been manipulated into caring about a snowman through from this you're like I said the snowman was dysfunctional which made me think he was saying the snowman was retarded The babies in a very sly way Oh, it probably doesn't have a brain or chromosomes Yeah, it's just snow really It's snow with a soul. So it already had the little mermaid snow The best rolls off the tongue. I haven't seen frozen But i'm pretty sure i'm just gonna take a guess that why he's crack is representing him in a very uncharitable light Well, so this is the thing he's Olaf, right? That's his name and he's an actual character It's not just you like him because he's he reminds you of babies. It's like, uh This dude better not like baby Yoda then Also, yeah, you just posted this this is a comment on the video. It's like How disney ruined likes he's like, yeah That's probably why the the video is highly approved despite the content of it being something that I think most people would find disagreeable This is yeah, this is a Really bad one. This is a really bad one. Would this guy say that anytime You care for a fictional character your brain's being hijacked and you're being tricked Into caring for a fictional character hijacked is Hijacked is a very strong word to use. I do think there's a degree of emotional relation involved in that process But uh, I don't think that's a bad thing just that manipulation Well, uh, I think it is Well, I would say that manipulation is it's very it applies a very negative, uh, like goal So when we when we talk about what's manipulative we usually refer to music and a lot of stuff We're just like, hey, I know what emotion you're trying to bring out of this right now Or we'll talk about stuff that's not earned trying to make you feel something. It's like, hey Like right, um, so when it's done correctly as in they earn something if someone was to describe that as manipulative We were probably trying to push back and want to use a word that was more, um I don't know Less less on the negative side. I guess you know more complimentary because they've achieved something Yeah, so the definition that's relevant to what he's talking about manipulate control or influence a person or situation cleverly Unfairly or unscrupulous. That's the important part Unfairly even wait too much credit to this video I think they just figured how can we get a clickbaity title to get people to watch But it's 19 minutes long There's a solid 46 seconds of information in this But if all they did is like any other youtube video if they just shout on modern disney this video would be fine Oh my god guys, the most useful thing in this video was the film mora ad If they shit on modern disney, there's a shot they won't get a disney sponsorship as like a Pre-roll ad sort of thing.  Oh my god We have to we have to fix what we what we used to be. We can't be like that anymore Let's go. Well, disney hasn't given me an apology for the rise of skywalker But I had to see a couple of them for classic disney films on plus Let's go. I'm in their time Someone in the chat said manipulate doesn't isn't necessarily nefarious. Well, like neither is the propaganda Except that everyone uses those Yeah, very nefariously.  That's never something you go. Yay Yeah, it's all right. I've just been manipulated Calm down. See when you say that I think of that guy who loved the star wars commercial so much he cried Dave butt Oh, yeah, eric butts, right? It's not like that.  It's fantastic It's how it's how we identify him right? He looks he looks I know this is me, but he looks like a butts I mean I am personally. I'm okay with that term manipulation though when it comes Because like people are going like they pay to up to see a movie in the theater And they're sitting in a room for two hours and it's like, okay. I've got to make people feel emotions that Like they would normally only experience in like real words real world scenarios where they were actually witnessing tragedy Or you know euphoria or whatever I've got to make them feel that but while they're watching this two-dimensional image Composed of shots, right? Yeah, I do that. But you wouldn't call it. People leave the theater happy though, right? Yeah, yeah, uh It's like I said, it's just I probably use it try and use a different word because I wouldn't because it just implies a bunch of questions I think in other people's heads like wait, what do you mean? Yeah manipulate? It's it's well written You're like, no, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah flashing. I totally get what you're saying like if somebody told me I'll Manipulate Pissed off. I'd be like what?  How could he manipulate me? Manipulating your eye and you flashing these images consecutively very quickly is like Right and also let's go full tinfoil here What if disney in their attempt to remake the older films are like Reaching out to content creators like you need to start getting people on board of the idea that the older ones are Shit, right? So why is crack? How about you make a video? We say they ruined the original stories. They came from they're like you have to pay us a lot for this When volunteers were hooked up to an MRI machine and bombarded with cute images Their nucleus accumbens also known as the pleasure center of the brain lit up and started pumping out dopamine In other words when viewers saw Mickey Mouse's adorable body bob up and down on screen a hundred years ago They were unwittingly receiving the first micro doses It's To get off you had to watch Mickey Mouse.  Jeez.  Why not both? Just just do it all at the same time prohibition was going on people love to watch Mickey Mouse's little belly go up and down This to me by the way, he feels chicken in the egg sort of situation He's like you see through our understanding of psychology.  Yes, that's oh my god. That's exactly it like right Maybe they just thought this was cute themselves and thought hey, maybe other people cute too like maybe they aren't trying to manipulate you into What like giving the money like this is it's also odd to me It's like someone's like, oh, I want to watch some cute stuff. So like you want to be manipulated like well Why'd you put it that way? Yeah, if you won't phrase it like that Also, I think like animated cartoons are new then so you won't be manipulated It's all gonna be fine. Watch the mouse's belly bounce Boy Yes, Mickey. Yes Billy you're enjoying that an awful lot. He's like, yeah, leave me alone dad.         Yeah, I want to be in a wisecrack video covering up the hilarious moose Cultural theorist joshua paul dale calls it evil cute and while dale's evil cute I'm gonna yeah, that's that's good.  I can't find my man.  Invoke the maximum amount of emotion out of the audience. It's going to be realistically I hope I can go home. Yeah, like I Yeah I just think there's a there's a lot of undeniable love going into like the drawing of each of those frames that make up an animated film The drawings of yeah to dismiss it all as evil cute as Yeah, especially because uh, was his name joshua paul dale his research isn't about Films you we'll see in a second pull it up like Specifically cites gambling machines that use cute cartoon kittens as an example It's not hard to argue that disney's precious animated friends might also qualify in the end Cuteness is just a means for disney to pad its bottom line Regardless of it's telling stories that are ultimately good for children and I hate it I hate it. He doesn't know about this rags to know about pocket squares. No, I know what they are I just never I just never knew what they were specifically called Okay, so let's honestly think of pocket squares. I would have never thought there I know it's so it's so dumb and simple. I would have never thought that they'd be called pocket squares That would be something that I would ask Now I would point at them and say those those uh, the pocket squares. What what are they called? Like oh, sir that protrusion upon your pocket dare.  Yeah, he termed Evil cute like gambling machines that use images of cute kittens to keep people hooked on gambling And the wise cracks and a wise cracks point is yeah animated movies that tell stories that people love and cherish That's basically the same thing. Well technically back in the old days in the theater walked disney walked around with like a hat Did he tell people to put money and if they wanted to continue enjoying the content? Good man. Patreon's early years Yep Same thing Wow, we've got very little time of this video left. I wonder what else he's gonna say and cuteness is just a means for Disney to pad its bottom line regardless if it's telling stories that are ultimately good for children Sorry, I guess I'm just thinking about this more and more so the the He's like trying his best to demonize these stories And so he realized halfway through that statement Maybe the whether or not it's cute for money is irrelevant compared to how well written it is And he's like the stories may not be good for children.  It's like, well, you know the old ones There was a kid who thought he identified with the wolf that ate the grandma.  Someone told them this was the point and you have to try and argue it Yeah, so like all the artists that like really liked what they were making and thought other people might like it too Nah, it was just a cynical attempt to pad disney's bottom line.  Seriously Right Why have you got us defending disney so hard?    There's no point in naming them.  He's not even bothered by it's it's kind of redundant to say viscerally upsetting but He's obviously just trying to flower it up. Oh, he's trying to pound it home. Oh, yeah I'm just amused because we would all assume he's ever pounded But I do I I dislike what uh reboots and adaptations of old works do in general where they overwrite The knowledge of like the pre-existing work Whatever it is like like if somewhere to where to come up to me and be like, hey, have you seen fright night? I'd be like There's that obligatory question of like are we talking about the 1988 version or are we talking about the 2010s reboot or whatever and like if Like they chances are they'd be talking about the 2010 thing and then I would mention the 1988 one and then they'd be like surprised They'd be like, oh There's like a there's an old version. Like I didn't know that. Well, it's like dude. It's way better I know and that that always isn't it isn't necessarily preferable But like you get stuff like isn't the thing a remake and of like an even older the thing And so yes, that's true.   Like we need a bright flip for this now I'm not I'm not saying the old ones always do it better Most of the time I feel like that's the case Sometimes the old ones do it better.  So like Yes It's great. You're great Screwing around with more iconic cultural works. You catch my drift ever since disney acquired the universe's most beloved franchise Fans have increasingly disparate at the creative choices that result.  Those are retellings. Those are completely removed. These are direct sequels to original things Continuing the storyline. They are bombing it all the way down into hell Like it's it's connect.  I'm so excited for you to see this next part.  Oh, it's even better at the creative choices that resulted The last trilogy began with sentimental fan service befitting of disney It seemed to briefly flirt with darkness and complexity in the last jedi suggesting star wars wouldn't fall completely into the pits of cuteness That's quiet That is Ha ha ha Where do you start? I do. Yeah, like let's let's make it clear what he said first It's like so when talking about disney's Baseline stories that they adapt. They are dark They created cute versions for mass appeal Then they tried with one movie that was unsuccessful for animation Um to be darker didn't work out. So they went back to cuteness We've established a pattern now. Let us staple it Hidiously onto the star wars sequels. You see tfa was Cuteness TLj is edgy and then trosses back to cuteness.  I've never seen someone like death. I feel like he was told to do this He lost a bet like there's no way that someone makes this argument I think he might actually legitimately believe everything he's saying I think he's just a talking mouth piece and it was a writer's room of four people that came up with this I don't know. See wisecrack recently had a kind of a I don't know not a shake-up But they kind of had to do a reset because their guy Jared he used to do Like most of their videos or a lot of their videos he left and this is the new guy Like I've I've like checked a couple, you know, like skimmed through a couple of their recent videos And it's almost all of this guy. I think like he's the new face of wisecrack Can you guys imagine being just in a casual coley playing a video game when your friends is like, man I hate that tross went back to being cute I just feel like I have no idea what you're referencing when you say that If cute means nonsense, sure, I guess yeah, I guess Star Wars wouldn't fall completely into the pits of cuteness and then never was there That's not cute cute It's gruesome It's like someone died and then they undied and then the other one died to undie the first died one.  It wasn't even cute as an air that was just bad writing The galaxy's in despair five planets have been destroyed.   It was crazy. They're all dressed as kylo and ray They're practicing practicing their blm rioting Because of the relo experience That relo and blm. This isn't the the tag team you were you thought you'd get but That whole movie felt like a frankenstein monster plot beats where they're just like, oh, yeah This will be satisfying stick this here put this over there And uh, just the way it was added into is a fucking headache Like god, I don't know how people like that move You know how like sometimes you've been really charitable with someone and they make a point You don't really agree with but you're willing to try and chisel it into kind of a point You sort of maybe agree with I can just picture being the most generous person of conversation ever hearing them say It went from cutesy to dark to cutesy in the in the sequel trilogy and that was its biggest problem Is it didn't commit to going to the depths of cuteness? Again, I'd be stunned. I just got nothing to explain any of that and then he's like, well, you know what I mean Like when island right kiss I'm just like, I'm gonna leave coal.  Yeah, I get yeah exactly That's exactly a forced drop box.   My belly was bouncing up and down.  I forgot. How do I forget this shit? It's probably because there's too much to remember Oh my god.    So yeah, they're learning. So we can't say that they're not They're clearly All of which is to say there's no property or franchise which disney won't find a way to wrap its cute little tentacles around You've not proven this at all They had to sell garbage The all his sentence needs is there's no franchise. They're not willing to get their tendrils on like you'd be like Yep, true. It's like to make it cute.  Yeah Phrasing it in the darkest possible way It's like they have a like all of the riders have this little board on the wall Our notepad with all of the manipulative words they can use Buzzwords always. Yeah, it's like a buzzword list. Yeah I just picture of us over at disney on like a little whiteboard This little picture of the style's logo with a knife in it and blood everywhere And they all laugh at it every day for encouragement Like Cutesy guys So what happens now? Honestly, probably nothing good as disney continues to grow. I mean probably we already know It's so weird to me that he's like this was the declines foreshadowing It's like no, this is what's been destroyed actually But you know or at least you could argue which it's almost certainly going to do It's reasonable to worry that we'll see an expansion of their blanket philosophy of cuteness And as philosophy of cuteness, it's not a philosophy Yes, also the implication Is that disney has a blanket?  So it was cutie.  It's all cute and lame Oh bland Look how cute this is Throws on ralo. You're like, why would you why are you troubling me? Like what the fuck?  Therefore.  Yes, there is still plenty of our We literally just established that like the r-rated model might actually be making a comeback Yeah, god. Yeah, I know also Like I would like to point out that the title of the video is how disney ruined culture And at the end the best they can do is we're kind of worried that there might not be enough dark We're a little worried that maybe things might not be dark enough for us Wow, all of this is disney is the only creator of movies and films apparently Yeah, like I get like it's all been about disney I get the concern and the memes and stuff, but it's like oh I wasn't like serious like there are other people who are still making things just fyi It's not just like we haven't gotten to that point yet.   What are you doing?  I'm gonna put it out there I bet he has more views than I'll ever get Oh, well, it's wisecrack. So yes, but like doesn't this seem android-y to you a lot of this. Yes. Yeah, this is assembly line youtube content That's just yes vapid. This is the future They should do a video called are we what's gonna happen to the rest of the platform cyborgs.      You're like, oh wait I gotta get comment and the engagement Oh, yeah, of course. I just It's just reframing his whole video to mean something that we're all on board with It's like but none of what you said was that but okay Or do we sound like Fully quarantined haters. Let us know in the comments is always huge. Thanks to our patrons for your support Hit that subscribe button like it's a fairytale Hit the subscribe button now Wait roll it back because it's a pretty great quote. Oh roll it back. Yeah I don't know if I wasn't like listening or whatever, but I feel like I got very I don't I don't know Wait, wait that it's it just felt like a summary of like what disney used to do And like, okay, I guess it's bad I hear that summary and I go like, oh, maybe I should go rewatch some of these movies. They're pretty good Overly quarantined haters. Let us know in the comments Over is always huge. Thanks to haters. I thought how it would be overly quarantined. You started this by saying wear a mask Maybe he hates quarantine, but when we use that the supermarket to the constitution lock yourself inside Yes, speaking of manipulate if he's like, are we totally justified for hating all of disney?    They are ruined now Fascinating honestly I like what else can you say? He's like, all right.       Thanks for watching later That guy smiled more in this one video than I've ever smiled That was a lot of smile rape is bad.  Yeah, she should have been raped in the disney sleeping beauty Maybe she shouldn't have been put under that spell on that dress is all I'm saying What was she wearing in the scene tell us? I like how you can't tell a story involving a metaphor about woman's awakening without being like Yeah, you know smeared with this kind of like oh, it was a salt because she wasn't unconscious at the time She didn't consent to that princess kiss.   You didn't really see comment. No Nobody I think people have not watched this video and like it. They'll be like this is good. Disney did rule culture. Anyway, move on Yeah, name name two things you learned from this 20 minute video. That's only one thing every 10 minutes that you've learned Which is a lot for wisecrack. I know but Well, I learned that po no kyo actually died a miserable death. Like we said po no kyo Oh, what else did I learn? Raping women who are victims of sleep spell is definitely bad. I learned that puppet lives matter I do agree that the puppets lives do matter And I think I learned the one day if i'm successful enough to be able to adapt anything It's gonna be the story of the hanging puppet from the tree. I just want to I want to see the audience's faces Where that head rolls in like yeah, what do you think?  It's been four hours. I must leave Uh Well, now's your chance at four hours blue bye. I know it did. I was like holy shit Yeah, that was a great video to cover Uh, we missed playstation 3 sales at game stop and we missed the riding between trump supporters and antifa neat I'm glad we missed this things honestly. Oh, yeah, I did what I meant to uh mention.   Wow Yeah, that was my thought You know because I like like I said in my response video that I made like there is a lot you can criticize disney for But this ain't it.  I'm gonna save that. I might use that later. I might go this video later It'll always it'll always be in vogue because uh, why is crack will never change in vogue It it'll always be raised on the trove You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the generic youtube channel. Yep It's a matter of hiring more and more people to help make it and losing any sense of an argument Nail it um But yeah, uh, like I said, uh, you guys want to hang out for for while we're going through soup chats Or do you want to I'm down to hang out I can stick around. I'm happy to this sweet I have to urinate Yes, I also have to urinate Okay, one was okay, but two Jesus I can't help it. I gotta do You say you have to shower I figure may as well hop in when I've been sitting in this hot room forever um, yeah Wait, does I mean you you you you want to hang around or you uh, you need to head off. Oh, how long are super chats? Oh, uh Not something you'll be able to stay for the whole of But forever Maybe you uh, you're welcome to stay for as long as you want basically All right All right, then I guess I'll get started. I was gonna say there's a really wholesome first one that Kind of summarizes the stream. I think uh first one says mohler. You're gay Nice, so make sure that we uh understand just silently nodded. Mm-hmm Uh Who can't Get on I love you guys. Oh, yeah, I think people are really happy that you jumped on here Gundam thanks again, of course for doing so There's a it's been fun.  Yeah, it's kind of it's kind of a thing that happens a lot on her Good ol e fat. We we we just don't cover videos that really um Things that make you feel happy in life. So You know take that for what you will Why it's cracked. We're loved ones just saying Is someone pacing and humming? Nope. I was just humming. No just Humming Uh Mola, can you and rags finish up e-faps by reading a passage from the bible from now on? I think it would really bring us together as a family I know some great ones from exodus and genesis that y'all are gonna love Oh god, we I know segment for e-fap. It was like, yeah, sure What the bible really says with backs and mohler Mola, would you ever do asmr asking for a friend? I can pick a random bible verse Here, let's do it. I'll pick a random bible. I'll go to random bible verse generator dot God and we'll see Random bible verse. No, I don't mean to do that about the first generator Okay, our bible verse for the day um Now this is ezekiel chapter 20 verses 19 20 I am the lord your god follow my decrees and be careful to keep my laws keep my sapis holy That they may be a sign between us Then you will know that I am the lord your god. Very insightful.  This is the duality of mealy. I don't know But yeah, will I ever do asmr? I mean, I uh, I don't I don't plan to you know It's not really something that I was intended. There's money in it. I'll do it. There you go Uh, also careful not to ruin culture Oh, hello. Hello. Hi So this just says how can't you slap rags? Hey wait someone said rags is super narcissistic suddenly What suddenly Okay, well, I didn't want you to okay.  So who here knows what how can she slap references I do not. Oh my god. I don't know what that means. Yeah references. Jesus christ this is like I wasn't even possible like chat you guys know How can she slap right? I feel like I'm on an island.  Do you want now can rags step on me? I know the reference. I can't believe some people don't know it. Well, technically you got it.   I swear All right, what's with the room? All right. All right stay for the beef Boop boop Yeah, so context it's a tv show like a game show this video is brought to you by one you're sure Nask anyway. Oh my god. He's back. No, that's it. I'm tuning out How can she like you guys know the um, I can't believe you've done this one, right? Yes, yeah, I feel like those two were like inseparable in in memeage when I first saw them But uh, it's good. I'm gonna add to your meme repertoire. If anyone, uh, isn't in the room jump back in No, you're in you're in for a meme Oh, wait, what why is it doing that? Me please. Oh, I guess this one is is it too old There might be like 80 age restricted only available on youtube. What okay So In that case Can all of you boot this up separately and we can't pause it? All right No, right. Let me know when to start Maybe if I full screen it won't have to worry.  I know how old I am youtube. Don't tell me how to live my life How does this look Let's just see if it catches. Yeah, it's good enough Okay, uh, everyone on zero Yep. All right, three two one go No, are you sure? Do you feel like a bad hairdo convention?  You don't have the words bad hair in your native language Oh, no, she's speaking english. What is it with those faces? What are you doing? What is that? These guys don't have tongues Really, they can't talk. It's like tinder in real life. No Q It's using the fight club soundtrack I don't even know I think she's supposed to like berate them She goes off script a little bit here and something happens. I guess I'm done over here. Thanks guys Uh, Isha, I think uh, do you know how to challenge me? There's not one word coming out of them out Actually, the thing is that we don't want to talk with you actually Why don't you go and cost then?  How can you say that? How can you say that? How can you say that?  Remember guys, this is the patriarchy. Yes.  She slaps him He slaps it back.     It's all it's all over all bets are off Also, yeah, yeah, we're we're approaching the scenario, you know post first slap. So As a man, you know, this was never an option cross You know, that's just how it is.  You hit someone.   He's a woman beater.  It's absolutely insane Yeah, the only thing you can do correctly is cease to exist apparently I'll say this. I think there's something to be said for like a man not hitting a woman under any circumstance, but like the Like, okay. Yeah, I agree I acknowledge this is a point of contention, right? But uh, if they're also going to say we want absolute quality across the board Then i'm sorry that the negativity also comes with that, you know, you hit another person You should expect The the possible risk of being hit back.  That was a that was a trungus mosquito. He has to bail skaters over here Uh, but yeah, um Jay Longboat, if you want to you want to talk about what you do on channel before you before you hop out I will leave a link in the chat and in the Fixed description of this video on the Go right ahead. Uh, yeah I make videos on you know media reviews reactions Um that woman the season two is coming out in january 17th, and I'll be doing more reactions for that bullshit So look out for that and um Yeah, that's about it Check it out. Yeah, it's also, I mean, they know you pretty well at this point, but uh, there's always new stuff Go watch it. Oh, you're big it That's what you say, right? Correct. There you go Bye Later Um Alrighty So yeah, how can she slap has been taught that's that's wonderful Last attempt of baka meat. I uh, you did was poor Ah is pronounced like jays ah Someone in someone in chat telling me about my incorrect pronunciation of japanese is Probably one of the most Up for it. It's just i'm so apathetic. I don't even know how I did to describe it Well, it is a weird duality like when an american mispronounces something japanese someone pops it was Actually, it's like and you know, but if a japanese person says anything in english and it's bad, we call it english It's the cutest thing.  Wow You don't know that one song from a video game that I didn't know existed either until I heard it that one time That makes you a lesser human You don't deserve rights You just have to be hanged I'm gonna build a twitter mob against you for baka meat. I Uh I is pronounced like the month All the aunt may try again.  It's like I am calm I'm like I'm like While I talk about this is Do you think this is me this do you think this is a high energy rags right now? Yeah, he like woke up right before it started. I I I literally did.  Yeah And I'm awake now, but I just I am not I'm not giving you high energy for my Like you just watch that wisecrack video. You don't have to explain yourself sir. Just put the good now through a lot of shit been through a whole bunch learned about panocchio and sleeping beauty I forever will see panocchio hanging from a tree after today Rags is reading chat hard tonight. I've done it four times in the lab.  Yeah, do you want me to not pay attention to chat? I don't I'm not sure what you want I'm very confused as to what your collective desires are for rackleton for me All I know is that what I do me tie later Um, but yeah, they want you to read out the whole thing to sing the whole thing again, I guess How do you how do you feel rags? I don't think it's how what now what you know the the song Yeah, that's the Japanese Yeah, they go Gundam you do it I pronounce Japanese horribly and I played in a Japanese band for years You don't want to get a mean super chat telling you that you didn't pronounce the double inflected umlau From the rising sun different.   How can he try it's actually actually You keep saying Barbados Gundam. I'm like, well, I'd rather be in Barbados than making this video You are hearing my innermost thought I want to be in Barbados with a hot Latin girl who knows how to shake her ass Like this no tomorrow and preferably on my face or lap if we want to get raw and real That's why I'm actually at right now. Instead.  No one'll watch So speaking of pronunciation, I guess I'm curious how you how you kind of say it But how do you pronounce the capital of Louisiana? Do you say New Orleans or New Orleans? New Orleans because I pronounce it baton rouge Oh, I see what you did there. I see what you did there. I always with uh, always with this Very clever. I pronounce it baton rouge baton rogue baton rogue Yes, the correct way I can't wait till coronavirus is over and Women will be taken off their tops again Um, how would you objectively critique films like airplane and blazing saddles that deliberately break their own internal logic for the sake of comedy? um I imagine like similarly to sometimes stuff like van Helsing.   Don't put me in hot water. Jesus. Yo, you'll be in hot. You're you're you're gonna paddle at him See what I did there. It was about pronunciation instead of school. They said scott. I'm fucking. I'm on fire I I appreciated it and then I decided to take it to you put me in a bath of hot water because it's a strange visual And hot cover some pretty broad territory when it comes to just being it because I enjoy being in hot water Like it could be a hot spring or a sauna or just a hot shower. That sounds great Boiling hot then we're in trouble. Oh that sounds oof. I don't know.  Mm-hmm Maybe she takes off her client. What is she's 18, right? I don't know And you know what don't don't worry about it don't worry about it Uh You don't have to sing to make up for it either. Also played doki doki literature club dumbo's Maybe one day once again once again the request I got a lot of require to and doki doki literature club Yeah, I learned yesterday So I I I learned yesterday from chase that Doki doki is supposed to be like a japanese onomatopoeia for the beating of a heart Oh, yeah, not gonna lie. Not gonna lie. That's really shitty. Mm-hmm.  Yeah, like Because it hit, you know, then you get hopefully you don't get Poseidon's kiss afterwards, but yeah, that's to see how the sound of a Who going into the fishy splashes?   Yeah, surely they don't. Yeah, they're like wizards and how do we don't have to they could have they they could have designated Shitting areas.  Oh, I old days.  What's the next dump do?  Yeah Do you guys remember this mission?  Yeah What is this like, uh, is this a world war two game? It's a really specific achievement Awarded the medal of honor for killing 128 marios. That was making me that was making me crack up Campia said that disney destroyed dc with the amount of content they are releasing So it's quantity over quality now. What if 90% of these shows suck, which they probably will So when you say only 90% I guess they mean marvel He's an optimist. Yeah I can appreciate an optimist Even though disney destroyed culture in a post-cultural world now that disney's culture is gone That's that's the other thing like disney has already ruined culture. It's ruined now like No, what is happening? Can we get it back? It's like nope Nope too late I can't I can't metro crawl. Come on. There we go Um Mully we're right about the live-action wally molla stop saying stuff You're gonna keep predicting and tearing down our good movies Well, someone said that's beyond twitter and I got scared, but it turns out it's not real or at least it's not really To the It's like from like the the thought wiki or something like that idea wiki Where people just post their dreams on the internet Thoughts have their own wiki now.  No, it's it's very it's very um It's very 13 year old fresh to the internet thing they get attached to right, but it's like a like an idea wiki or something like that And it literally is just you post ideas that you hope will one day come true Sort of adorable in its own way If checks it out. This one looks good. Yeah, I I don't know if bill gates and Eon muster trolling through the idea wiki and like oh, that's a good one. Here's a million I guess it will j jayburn's watch his e-fap. So we're gonna be careful I know he's a big fan A toaster that lets you keep the bread. Huh interesting I don't know it seems a little redundant, but that's just my opinion No, it isn't you you put bread in the toaster and you wait and then toast pops out but Where'd the bread go? Oh Yeah, all right. I'm falling falling. I was lost a little bit So I want a toaster where I could put my bread in and after I get the toast I can still have the bread as well Dark science only this if no Wait, so is it is is it duplicating the bread and heating the duplicate? I'm asked. I don't know how it would work. I don't know. I'm just I'm just here for the idea Yeah, like no, I'm not like a bit ball in there the same thing I got more Like magnets, how do they work like we just appreciate what this stuff is, you know, it's a miracle It was They work How are you get back in the day doing clown rap? Oh, yeah, that was peak culture before disney destroyed Uh demon souls is the true game of the year also shameless self-advert check out my last of us two video I finished it moments before at one game of the year great timing. That's from uh, loveless Yeah And was I sorry, I'll send it to Neil Druckmann. Yeah, you'll love it Have you guys checked out tunnel's video what would princess Zelda order the restaurant? That's the one we've got saved We will probably check it out Probably a rescue Yeah, you have to cook her wait a minute. She got rescued at anyone near as much as peach does Is it like is she rescued every game or is that I haven't played all those elder games. So I don't know if Is that always the goal? I don't know Slash saves elder The last time I heard from tonal, but I tried to search his channel too, but I couldn't find it What's his alias on you? Oh down with thrust Okay, non-sexual Make sure you type that into google non-sexual in brackets Okay, let me have the canis to juice. Oh, that was a really good move by me. Uh To the tune of winter wonderland What's the tune for winter wonderland Sleigh bells ring Well, we got new lyrics. I don't know if anyone wants to wants to Redo it with this. This is from a super channel as well. It's very creative I'm gonna pass on that. Let me let me take a look here. I was looking away. So, um Lacy thing Lacy thing my wife's missing. I didn't ask for her permission. I'm wearing her clothes Walk around in women's underwear. Also high rack Ah Walk around in women's underwear It's in the air worm. We'll give them that People when one of brothers announced 2021 slate will be on streaming in theaters No, you monsters you killed theaters disney announcing most of the stuff is only streaming. Oh my gosh. So amazing. I can't wait Yeah, there's a double standard there for sure Well, what if we are selfish? What if we get, uh tv show theaters? What about that? You put all the tv shows in theaters that'll that's next generation. You have to watch them all in one sitting You come in for episode episode I'll be so weird, but at the same time, maybe it would be weird. Who knows That would be weird. I don't know. You come once a week for an hour Yeah, it would be nice. You're going there to watch shows. I feel like you're Imagine they did like a round table option too. Like there's an hour where anyone is welcome to to go onto a table Just talk with others about the episode they just saw to try and generate a sense of community I don't remember water cooler shows remember water coolers. Nope. Yeah, remember water world I do remember that Falcons got like the best I'm dead sound ever. No wait, that's fox. Sorry.  He walks around the women's underwear. Obviously Just puts it on top of his suit.  Oh, no I'm a planet. I was looking there. She did that I swear Doing that exaggerated walk where the hips goes side to side. Look at me. I'm princess leia. Look at me.  Let's come up with something else uh Ailsack snider and the snider cut Oh, yeah, we'll see we'll see We need like another half year i think i'm just coming out so Oh, okay. Yeah, we'll see Uh tons of people Oh, we're at that one. Speaking of disney Disney thoughts on the announcements also thought that the latest episode of mando was the best though That's not saying much. Hi rags Hi Well, you'll um We're gonna see it. So I haven't seen it. I don't know anything about it Probably shit, but we'll know for sure once we watch it. Yeah And uh as for uh thoughts on the disney announcements, we actually did that in the open Too much content, I know right Not possible Perfect sickle i found molla through rags rags through its agundam also high rags huge fan of its agundam. Oh cool Yeah, oh We're a trio of people. It's a perfect stream for you Trilogy is everybody loves them. They do Keep up the awesome work gundam. Here's some money to donate to pokeman. Oh I think that's really gonna put me back in a good race Are you simping for pokeman? She promised me a netflix tv shop She said she knows a guy she probably knows lots of guys. Yeah. Yeah, it's a I'm gonna take her word for it. America needs my childhood tales pokeman wouldn't lie to me I'm I'm her fan. Exactly. It's like we know each other We're close Feel like we have this special connection a deep connection Lord long man. I don't understand her It's hard to understand the womenly wiles Lord long man of mubflington abbey, would you consider doing a youtube audiobook? You velvety voiced massive I think they've sent this one before Maybe maybe it's from the ones because um, we've done a catch up on two other streams now rags myself I'll probably let you know which ones at the end of the stream and what's going on You fappy people but that one does sound familiar as for whether or not I do an audiobook. I think I uh, I was like, yeah Uh, possible but like not huge uh Like no desperate desires. I'm busy with other work, but um, you know, it'd be fun That's on the book. I guess right. Oh, yeah What would you do an audiobook of like something you've written for somebody somebody else? Um, I mean, I that's the thing it would obviously be something that I like or Wouldn't mind doing like a friend's book Like maybe a drinker. I don't know it'd be fun if they were okay with it Right, I can't imagine they wouldn't be Or Fucking maybe some short stories that I find and think of me. I don't know. You know could be anything I see Hey, you could read your hand fiction. Yeah Uh p.s. Hello wagsies scritches for the good boy Hello, and I appreciate that. I feel like today. I need them more than ever. That was a rough one Uh, last time you guys went over nostalgia critics bad video But sorry last time you guys went over nostalgia critics bad video But if it was not for him, I would be a fan of your work mohler Really? Wait, I don't think that I'm not sure what they go for that message because the way they've written it makes it sound like If it went for nostalgia critic, they'd like me Yeah, it's like nostalgia critic is that one bastion of sense in this world that's keeping them from falling to the objective art analysis I think they meant the reverse because he said strange, huh also high rags Oh I would like you but man those nostalgia critic skits You're so funny The way that they go on for so long if they were shorter, they would be I wouldn't be the same if they were You know it's appropriately length so true long skit Basically the nostalgia critic literally gave the mcu the idea for the adventures Oh, no, what would you mean with his his yearly amazing videos the multi-collab balls of every big tube at the time Oh, that was so it was so epic The way that they would Pretend to shoot special effects at each other You know the filming was so terrible Did nothing personal nothing, but it's like I can It's like I find myself filming painting and I could seem to understand how to do something Cinematically those movies literally look like they were shot on phs They might have They were so bad.   Oh, there you go. I choose it. I didn't do it um No, I'm I say this out of a deep concern because suicide is a serious issue that we need to address as a society And on this platform, um, they tried to address it in the fairy tale of panocchio where he hanged himself But disney fucked it up. We went over this live matter exactly Uh, I think spoonie may need help because uh, I was looking on his twitter once And this is like a christmas or two ago and apparently he got into a fight with a christmas tree in a department store Oh, no Now I hate christmas But do you know the level like spoonie had to be on to right hook a tree randomly?  It was doing its thing. I was doing mine It's a part of the lore of why I choose halloween over christmas. I have a lot of bad spirits It's not it's not the tree's fault your uncle pooped under it. You know, yeah, I know blame the victim here The tree was still gorgeous beautiful lights. It held its dignity silent It's really sweet I don't want to draw attention away from the chats But I feel like we should address before the video ends do each of us think that disney is ruining culture I think this is ruining entertainment. Um homogenizing it and yeah, definitely Like this if you just I would agree with the sentiment that things are getting more and more, uh Everything's muddied and murky and spreading all over the place It's just hard to even pick out things that are even happening that are new and interesting and innovative creatively That's pretty broad, but you probably understand vaguely what i'm trying to say disney Yeah, what he's saying is culture has been trashed along before disney existed I think culture was always bad Bad writing is ruining culture and disney is a just a big purveyor of bad writing these days So, you know, if they if they owned almost everything like they do now or maybe they own a few more things But they make really good shit. I don't really care You know, right So, uh, they're gonna I mean, I guess it's not just them ruining culture But if they keep making really bad movies then, you know, they're not helping that's for sure Yeah, I feel like they're they've lost it Like they're they did a good thing like that disney founded the company and they were producing these quality films that I still remember and enjoy and there's a lot of value to those The movies the animated films throughout like the past few decades More than that, but now recently they're trying to do too much They've gotten too big. They own too many properties.  Like they couldn't even You know, just do a simple obvious sort of set of stories instead like put into question whether or not star wars is viable for making money It's like, how did you do that? Because they're too busy trying to pander to interest groups and follow all this social I hate to use term social justice so much, but you know That weird audience of people where nothing's ever good enough Right gotta keep on you can't make art Compromising yourself. Yeah That's what they don't seem to understand for some weird-ass reason art and comedy should challenge people's viewpoint It shouldn't be something that like you can ease into it shouldn't shake you up a little bit and change your perspective ever So slightly even for a moment.   What?  I watched the 1999 version of Godzilla.  I'm sure you have fun of the french.  Yeah, don't they like they chew bubblegum to try to see more american Yeah, yeah, totally. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and that actually works. It's like, okay.  So you're clearly american. Uh, that's great. It's well known Um, I demand a paraplegic plays mando I mean give it time maybe, you know, what if we make Gundam paraplegic and I need to play mando Yeah, I need my stuff Stuff I'm an ableist. I enjoy being able to do things That's what ableism is I guess I guess we were all ableists this whole time.  So Privilege goggles don't do anything. It's about time. I had a privilege Give me a privilege now I'll take one privilege, please And then like will allow you to walk out of hero use and your own limbs and he goes, thank you I'm just imagining mando now in a wheelchair like rolling around the corner with the bombs that he's gonna throw and that's it in the hallway Ever shooting out of he's just wheeling himself. The stormtroopers wouldn't shoot. They'd be like, oh, can we can we shoot this guy? Like I don't know I don't think it worked because he'd have robot legs like maw. Yeah Yeah You couldn't afford him.  He's wearing Um Met dug walker once nice guy shame about his vids I'm I'm certain he is incredibly friendly in person like he would he would work hard to become across as Very friendly. That would be his whole goal. He's got to be rich, right? I don't know is He paid doesn't he is the employing all of those actors in the skits and stuff And they all make content separately for the channel. So Isn't that over now though?  Yeah, they still got like a whole team And the whole thing is like maul will dress vaguely to look like the character in the movie and then make a reference And that is a skit now Oh, the the team is channel awesome, right? So they all work together to create content under one channel So it was like team 10 before jake paul got you.  It's really good surprisingly look into it I'm looking forward to that. I heard about that I mean mel Gibson santa sounds amusing. Yeah Yeah Oh god channel awesome is doing just about as bad as I am i'm hanging up with a million subscribers I mean, yeah, you can't pay anybody with this money I don't know they do it for the they do it for the love of the craft I am curious if Channel awesome will eventually die out or if it's it's supported by new young people Constantly pooling in I don't know Remember how cracked youtube video on youtube channel just kind of died for a while. They like they're trying to you know Resurrect it now, but there was like two solid years where they just didn't make anything on the channel which channel sorry cracked remember them When you guys are talking about mando, aren't you forgetting the full title? Isn't it the mandalorian john favreau learns to write? What do you mean? He's he's unlearning how to write if anything Yeah, he's Finding ways to not write or also what i'm telling you story. It's interesting Uh, no mr. Enter mr. Enter pickle rick review today don I Have we talked about before? I don't know Mr. Enter is that a j thing because pickle rick. I don't know. Um, but no we did Something a little different instead The only good thing from the game awards was savor off in smash and I don't even have a switch And you guys care about that or I'm not gonna lie to you now I thought it was like I was like, huh cool.  That's a youtube trend.  It is. Yeah I see that as like they would have felt something genuine They recorded it someone is reacting to it like this is amazing to see that kind of emotion And then it just feeds back into itself. It's like wait, so if I overreact i'll get more reactions to the reaction. All right I wanted to do any of these people feel disgusted with themselves afterwards Oh, a little oh my god scuff rough. I'm so hyped videos over walk. What am I doing? Why are we here?  I'm a normal person now and i'm super depressed Like yeah They get into controversy and they're like i've been suffering for a long time you guys I'm not saying that you shouldn't like Like have a little more upbeat of an attitude when you're like on camera And you're like performing for an audience But don't don't have this huge chasm between who you are in front of the camera and off camera You know because it just comes off this disingenuous. You know people want to be honest people can see it, you know People can see it sniper wolf is one of the most popular youtubers ever People see what they want to see Yeah, well, this is the thing I think that there are people out there who are looking for more like Can I find someone who's as depressed as I am please?  We didn't do it rewind because of covet. They understand how the internet works, right? They what was the reasoning? It was like, uh, we don't want to because of covet They like it's such a hard time blah blah blah. I'm glad that's the best thing that came out of corona virus Yeah, thank you co is youtube rewind My god and youtube rewind if there is ever a disconnect from what content creators are Yeah, what youtube wants them to be dude, there's a market for like talking about how inept youtube rewind is yes Yeah, it's that's how terrible it is people like please release it so I can talk about how horrible you people are When the next youtube rewind hits, I'm going to hang myself dressed as pinocchio response Yeah, it's going to be my big move I think the the last one was like a very generic top 10 like why even yeah And they put susie lou in this shit Right to me while susie lou is breaking copyrights on youtube braguantly She even made a book but she probably got hammered because all the youtube commentators like came down on her I skipped it because uh, I was worried I might get dragged into more bullshit I was like man, I talk about one more woman this week. I'm in trouble Is she makes a website dedicated to her breaking? You know copyright laws and you could pay to watch her watch anime, which I thought was the most retarded she ever Like oh, yes, I know what you're talking about. Yes.    How was that youtube? Oh my god YouTube rewind everything you don't understand that happens on youtube apparently everything you don't care about It's it was crazy because like I remember that I think it was like the first rewind where I was like I kind of recognize some of these people but it got it's got to a point where I like I can Comfortably say I will recognize zero. I'm just like no idea who these people are Yeah, that was rewind.  I never heard about james charles until there was that weird controversy with him and that one other person Yeah, I But apparently it's one of those you'd never notice how You're totally disconnected from other circles of youtube like fashion and makeup youtube I never ever go there So there's people with a gajillion bedillion subs and you've never heard their names ever What's amazing about the beauty youtube community?     Thank god. He got cancelled.      I'm just like, oh I touched it. Oh my god. I gotta wash my hand I've always parking the youtube trending tab like being caught jerking off the floor and your mother walking in on you It's not what you think I don't actually watch this.  Wait a second. Oh, that's right. I'm not signed in.  Oh Oh my god, I thought my count got deleted. Yep. Yeah Which is another reasonable fear to have with people like us Like yay, I don't have a job Also with Elden Ring Miyazaki, I'm gonna hollow. Yeah, I guess there was no news about that. Um Or if there's no been no news about that for a while Just just have some patience. It'll be fine. I'm sure it's on the way. I don't really know anything else about it Oh, wow.  It's like the most popular thing they posted about I mean, that's very exciting to me a new ship on among us.    Yeah, you gotta be more you gotta be more serious sleeping while sleeping and playing among us are pretty much That's what you gotta come in there with stories and jokes that you pepper in in between the nothing going on Then you have to be like, hey, no talking. You're like, all right, you know talking You're like, oh, so we're playing trouble in terrorist town, but like shitty So people are not ready for those hot takes, but they will be as soon as among us as I shouldn't if that is a hot take I'm disappointed in this species Shouldn't you be already the amount of things that a hot takes already? Yeah, but my disappointment can be eternal and continual You know, that's beautiful and then when eggs dies, he'll have to help humankind for 300 years and then you're gonna I don't want to help them I'm gonna be a poltergeist and I'm gonna hunt really shitty movie directors I would actually be for that. I am full this also.   Thank you. John Lennon He's dead. He's haunting someone right now. Enjoying it. He's he's doing them Uh, watch last action here. Are you ninjas or covet shum? Oh, no, not a covet shum Uh, that's probably any fat movies one will do eventually We'll get seen it chum covet shum. Yeah, we'll watch covet shum. Uh, it's a really good thing As uh, last action here. I've definitely seen it's been a long time Right. Yeah me too I just I know uh child dances in it. Let's you know there you go You continue the he pops up randomly in a lot of what we cover and that's a good thing, you know, right Uh, check out renegade cuts rick and morty video high rags Hell no, see We've had two of those ass now if I get if I put rags through all of rick and morty Which honestly doesn't take that long because they're really short episodes and short seasons.  Uh, yeah But so it doesn't necessarily have to be a bad take on something Well, just like something worthy of discussion. It's kind of a very good overlooked point It's kind of the same way as movies work.  I'll take too loud over or too quiet over too loud Yeah, I mean I got a volume booster But when you have random spikes of loudness, you actually want to hit the person who made the video Yes Music starts I download this walking crude soundtrack from free chill hop tunes netcom channel on youtube and you can hear it And I know it's a pain in the ass like I edit I have audio balance like whenever you have like a bunch of like music and sound effects stacking in one particular instance It's like even if you balance everything to like a normalization level of like negative six or something In combination, it can send the the master track over zero decibels But even when it does that I'm just like, okay I got to fix that And then I'll like bring everything down by one decibel one thing at a time where it's and try and figure out like What do I bring down? Like what's the least important sound effect that I can bring it down by one decibel? So it'll have the maximum effect while falling under zero decibels Like there's a lot of work that goes to the least important sound effect is probably going to be a bell right I find that if you're doing that much You're probably already in the clear because we're talking about people who shove random clips in just hope I think honestly one of the biggest things that fucks people over is they look at the timeline like the audio waveform And they just try and match them. They don't realize that that's not enough because it's uh You know the programs might not be able to Best represent exactly how loud or quiet that'll be the biggest one I know is just with and death's bullshit is found as well as the whenever people use ding sounds and videos They're always usually always usually that's good usually too loud, right? uh Because it's just sort of Eyeballed and it's a ding so it's quick.  You're like, oh, why?  Like DINDI dclassid and you're just like, okay. I'm just going to take you to back up. Yes So like you could tell when some people when some people just haven't Listen to their video when they're done with it like they render it and they're just like, yeah Fine and they just upload it. I got close enough. That's good enough Yeah That's uh, that leads that that meets a minimum standard requirement, right dude fucking drew a blast toys hell yeah fuck them up fuck up these children on blast toys also give me just a few minutes I need to make a phone call real quick and I will be back no probably more what I'm gonna run off I gotta get some shit done that is fair enough sir since you are brand new to the world of EFAP why don't you tell these people what you do on your channel why the same shit I did here essentially you pretty much got a preview I look at shit I make a joke and then I get in trouble for it yeah that's having a whole bunch that's actually most so I had more and more about you was the fucking Pokemon shit yeah that pretty much I always say Pokemon saved me from YouTube shadow band at the time yeah and I'm back in it again so it's a circle of life you're a you qualify as a vtuber right I don't know it certainly doesn't feel like it because that's I know I was on the v2 train right before it blew off yeah you gotta get an anime girl like this that's the way you do it okay yeah people keep requesting me to bring back the animated girl I was usually called it's a waifu but I just can't bring myself to do it I have stand is goddamn and I keep some of my dignity but yeah links are in chat and description thank you so much for coming on it's been fun and I don't know hopefully next time we'll trash Star Wars instead of raccoon something whatever champs call oh right wait wisecrack something well I can see how the mistake was made and yeah just you know the standard good sir good to see you guys outro is apologies for the video you saw I wish there was something we could have done about that but it has no sense in apologizing it's time to not get him back good night everybody see you around sir good tonight and then they were full what media have you consumed that was better in movie TV form as opposed to book form fight club I've not been able to consume enough adaptations to be able comment on that but the shining the shining is probably the best example there will ever be something that's way better in movie form than it is a book well like I really liked Game of Thrones in book form I preferred the TV show up to when before it went to real shit like yeah and part of that is to do with my preference for I really like seeing actors I guess be vessels for characters versus books where I'm it's more so an imagination which is totally like I could see the reverse argument being made which is totally fine mm-hmm but like I love seeing Charles dance represent Tywin I love seeing Sean Bean represent at odd like it's it's so as long as if the writing is like as good in both then I probably my medium preference would probably be a the TV show but yeah yeah all them offer different things right fight club is actually one of the sorry to interrupt but fight club is actually one of the rare examples where the author of the book has actually said that he prefers the movie to his own book that like I can't think of any other example of that yeah I mean I don't know if the entire thing but Chuck Paul and a coup wrote five club has said that he likes the movies ending more than his own book so that's something that's kind of impressive honestly so I never read the novelization of fight club but I've read the prequel to it I can't remember the name of it it was by the same author of fight club is it a short story or like an actual no no it's a book it's a novel yeah but yes the prequel to fight club and then like the fight club script was written by a guy named Jim I think and it was interesting hearing about his like behind the scenes like him describing the process of writing the thing because apparently like he wrote he read the book I guess and then he doesn't outline his stuff apparently he just like he gets right into writing the screenplay and he's just like whatever sounds good that's what goes into the script and it's just like that's an interesting way to like write a screenplay you know what he did it and it works so you know that's one of the moments when I realized like every writer has their process and no process is necessarily bad or good it's whatever works for you you know the question was what media of you consumed that was better in movie TV form as opposed to book form the DaVinci code no no no no I gotta mix the angels and demons I get him confused because DaVinci code was a better book than a movie angels and demons I like the movie better than I haven't read the books but those movies are hilarious yeah so it probably means a lot that but I like I like the book it was a ride let's see the black cauldron is loosely based off of one of the predained chronicle things but I don't know some might come to mind but for the most part yeah generally the old adage holds true that the book is better than the movie yeah I think I think yeah exceptions to that are just that exceptions agree I someone mentioned Jurassic Park however I really like the book Michael Crichton's Jurassic Park I really liked yeah there are things about both that I prefer yeah it's really weird though it really is kind of like comparing apples and oranges yeah maybe I'm thinking it maybe there's some older books that I didn't care for I'm almost certain that if I saw a grapes of wrath movie I'd like it more than the book I know if I'd seen there are movie versions of a lot of books I've read and book versions of a lot of movies I've watched that I just haven't seen their counterparts Jurassic Park book is miles better I don't know man I don't I don't know if it's miles better like they're both good I never saw the animal farm the movie butchered it we're here's the thing it's not like they're clearly different sword in the stone no so I'm in sort of stone so sort of stone is the first book of the Winston Future King which is what TH Wright white wrote is like what's the future king so it is sort of stone it'll make night and stuff like that but I really like the books a lot but I also love the sword in the stone well you know I might I might say that sort of stone the Disney movies better than the book though they are very different Andrews team of electric sheep still think the books better so I was out about 1984 I haven't actually seen the movie Jeff Wayne's War of the Worlds original version so I read the book War of the Worlds it's pretty it's pretty dry but it's not bad um Starship Troopers a movie had better music than the book I turned it up already jeez and also I haven't read Starship Troopers let's see some of the grapes are at movie I'm sure it would haven't read the book yet to bear them yeah I didn't I didn't like the book at all I think it's Steinbeck but I just didn't didn't enjoy it at all Lord of the Rings books are better I would say so but it's almost like the movies are so damn good they're just two different experiences I legitimately would if someone said the movies are better I would understand I really would understand it's such different experiences to someone brought up Dune I've read the book but I have not seen the old movie I would be curious to though especially with the new one David movie yeah that movie is a mess yeah I have I've only I have I know nothing about it but I would like to see it I'm trying to think of other ones and a lot of it is just me kind of reading chat and seeing if some of them match up Christopher Tolkien infamously hated Lord of the Rape well he's got shit tasting movies I'm legend movie was better than the book I can't I don't think I read I am legend I think it's when I didn't I don't think that's why I robot I like them I like the book better than the movie however they're very different very very very very different and also one's a short story in one's a movie of mice and men haven't seen a movie of mice and men though I read the book I've seen the movie on Malgovich Bragg's Dune book worth the read yes I do think it's worth the read the Lord of the Rings movies are not better Jackson missed the point of the story real hard I'm gonna put out on that one to put down on X to doubt press an X on that Harry Potter movies are a tad better than the books no no that's what someone in chat said just to be clear oh I don't think the Harry Potter movies are kind of shit that's not gonna lie the only thing stopping me from saying that is rewatching them because I don't have great memories of them being incredible stories or anything I'm just like Harry Potter the books are the books are all right the second one was my favorite while I was reading through them I I think they really tapered often quality though once they hit like four five ish probably five I think is when I really I really started to not care that much really didn't get into them anymore but I did finish but I would say the books are better people saying I wouldn't say the quality degrades completely from like number five and onward I was like I think is a great book and movie I think five is a really shaky book and movie and then there's a there's a bit of a spike in quality with the six and seven books and movies so like yeah I would say the goblet of fire is it is it I really enjoyed that book and I think it's a as well yeah well the Pinocchio book is better because it gets hot yeah we all know the Pinocchio book was superior okay I'm gonna keep bringing it up God movie yeah I agree the Shrek movie was definitely better there's a Shrek book yeah oh someone actually this isn't quite a movie but I would say that the halo book and the so the halo there was a halo that there was I think that the first trilogy of halo books novels which were written by I think two different people in fact I will double check because it is always going to be a constant recommendation but there were three books fall of reach the flood which is halo and first strike and they were written by Eric Nyland I think so yeah so William C. Dietz D. I wrote the flood I think flood yes and I think that book is really good that those trilogy that the trilogy of books does a phenomenal job building a really excellent sci-fi world and I would I mean like it is really stellar I love Halo the game a lot but damn pretty they're pretty damn close honestly someone said someone said the mind-camp fly of adaptation live action the book yeah there's definitely an it's like you were saying it's apples and oranges the mediums like yeah it's there's an a series are so different yes I mean the there's like ingesting like like pages and pages of prose over one detail in a novel as opposed to just like absorbent one shot filled obviously an asymmetrical experience but like a picture is worth a thousand words right so like it's it's yeah it's just you've got to judge things as a movie and judge things as a book right because that the experiences are fundamentally I think so different I think one example I just thought of is a I think the Shawshank Redemption movie might actually be better than the short story it's based off of I'm gonna you know I'm just gonna say it that it's true the movies better I would say that I would say that a movie has a better chance to be a short story yeah sometimes short stories can have really good concepts yes but their execution is and so a movie can be like I'm taking that concept and I'm just gonna you know make a movie out of it that just happens to be better it's interesting because a short story is usually not enough to stretch into a feature film but a novel is usually too much so like novellas tend to make adaptations what as long as you have like a short story isn't long enough to stretch into a film like as long as you have characters and a concept I think it's you can have plenty of stuff to to work with especially if you want to go for tone and setting in a little bit of building for it I was definitely possible but I've you know I've read a decent amount of short stories and they tend to be kind of light on actual things happening you know yeah do people still not get that Verhoeven Starship Troopers is a parody of Heinlein's novel so like the issue was that Verhoeven didn't read the book and a lot of people think that the movie is it's it's given a parody style presentation but it unironically shows a really excellent like political and military system and is full of excellent lessons to be learned people misremember like oh yeah this falls into the military it's like the dot it's not a dictatorship it's a democracy people are held accountable for their military mistakes you servant you know service guarantee citizenship military service is not mandatory like there's a lot of really excellent you know political stuff in there that would unironically be good to have and there's a lot of good lessons and things but people oh he had boots in a trench coats it's about Nazis y'all y'all didn't want very shallow interpretation yeah yeah I fucking love that movie I think it should have an Oscar it's pretty awesome I think it's so good it should have one it's really good yeah I could see how it would but that's the kind of film that they're not gonna give that an Oscar it's like if science fiction movie winning an Oscar yes yeah sci-fi aliens automatically off the board yeah any award recognition yeah this ended with high rags high Gundam by the way oh hi I guess he headed off while I was um take my call or give him a call oh yeah yeah he's out there he has my I I officially will sanction his return you night and it's my tent it's gets my my stamp of approval I'll put my paw pad on ink and I'll build slap that shit down on a submitted form in triple bit excellent oh Stephen King I don't think I've read any of his books that I've also seen the movies of I really love his book the stand I really enjoyed that a lot but I heard the movie was not good he said the mean was that most of the adaptations for his stuff is terrible right like except for the shining and I haven't read the shiny are actually seen the movie I saw the mist but I haven't read the story but you haven't seen the shiny no I haven't it's just one of those you should it's good one yeah here it's good I do here it's good I've just never been into horror stuff but yeah I need to watch it I do that needs to be on our list of things to take a look at that's one of my favorite we were very busy watching all six resident evil films so yeah but I don't regret it for a damn second incredible content full W.S. Anderson and Miller Jovich should be proud of themselves they made just something so unique beautiful even um they say tithon is in the outer rim in episode five but it's a core world but the fuck they keep messing up the law see I didn't even know that but it doesn't surprise me that the more you look into like with what planets are where I doubt they would get it right you think that you could fix this by using the the wiki the wiki pedia that a bunch of neck beard artists have been anally attempting despite all odds and logic to make sense these last years anally attempting to fix your fucking content like please let us poor guys they just wanted to make sense someone asked what's your take on u.s film remakes on world cinema like internal affairs that aparted old boy I'm I'm pro them if the if the new one's good then it's a good movie and if it's bad then it draws attention to the good foreign one so interesting I'm honestly fine with it and plus they can be potentially both good but very different because of just cultural differences I love watching a lot of I went through a big phase of watching like Japanese Korean they kind of like Asian movies about you know wars and fighting and samurai and stuff like that and just the way they make movies is really different and it was really interesting I mean my favorite movie is a Korean movie with no English so it's good it's different it's great to see just sort of different styles of how things are presented sometimes yeah all my favorite horror movies are either Japanese Korean or Thailand I paused for unrelated reasons but they just they just have a way of doing it but I don't know if it's cultural or like I guess it must be but they're just good at it let's see someone have you do you like anything that is generally considered bad Patriot yeah I'm sure um yeah the Patriot is considered bad even though it's probably a solid seven out of ten honestly like actually pretty good and Mel Gibson whether you like or not is he's an underappreciated actor yeah he really conveys them emotions uh despite being someone that is I guess really hateable for a lot of people and it's like yeah that's totally understand um let me see uh good stuff that I like that is considered bad um I would say one of them I would say that I generally like Wolfenstein Youngblood and I think it gets an unfair wrap ukulele for me and something I think is like just just I think of it higher than it is regarded is what this is right I would say Daisy is on the list I think it's generally regarded as bad um let's see what else um I'm sure I uh oh Bly Manor oh yeah it's it's so shocking that that's actually probably a legit answer yeah we love Bly Manor it's fucking masterpiece but people like Mandalorian instead because they want to see stormtroopers get shot okay you guys say you like Bly Manor you're not joking right you're serious about that yeah we love it it's insanely good yeah I yeah I don't mean to say like oh you really seriously like that because I haven't seen it yet I'm curious about it I've heard makes things about it I've heard some people from some people that it's really great and if it is like I'm they're correct like yeah like it's it's insanely good cool we stand okay I'm gonna check that out I loved it I was thinking earlier when I was making a joke that they should make a Force Ghost show like a Star Wars Force Ghost show that it should be directed by Mike plan again yes like the hearting of Skywalker Ranch I love the idea that they stop it but at the beginning they're like this is a happy thing by the way they like big force goes okay he's like hmm so a thing I like that most people consider bad oysters fucking love the food the food yeah yeah oysters are great oysters are insanely good I love oysters they're delicious even fried they're pretty darn good a lot of people though a lot of people a lot of people don't like them but I would say most of the people who say they don't like them they never tried them yeah a lot of people don't like seafood and it seems like they just don't like the idea even though their ancestors came from the sea it's like come on guys cannibalism I haven't I haven't anything from the ocean that I didn't like I haven't I've never an animal that I haven't liked so far have you ever eaten a sloth I had an ostrich burger once and I wasn't too impressed I don't know my most exotic animal that I eat is crocodile I've had alligator alligator is good and it actually does sort of taste like chicken it's the tail right I think that's all you um that's all you eat on the alligator is a tail I don't know you might eat other parts but maybe the tail is what the primarily because their tails are fucking big we don't eat a lot of reptiles in general yeah so oh frog legs delicious love frog legs haven't had them in a while need to get my hands on some and I know I can't somewhere frog legs are delicious and you're having some freaky legs all right um someone asked clam chowder clam chowder they're right clam chowder's okay I really I love it depends on how you make it I love shellfish in general um I'm there with you yeah uh pretty good I'm from I'm from Maryland and we're big into crabs and oysters over there those that fresh oyster feels like chilled coom I'm gonna have to take your word on that I've never had never had my coom chilled for me if it's not straight from the tap I don't want anything to do with it so with chicken feet I haven't had chicken feet yet yeah I've never had chicken feet or pig's feet or any feet in general had feet the closest I had is I guess the tail of an alligator oh I have had feet crab legs that's feet right kind of yeah yeah yeah I'll tell you anything from the ocean I love crab lobster the whole shmigagel oysters mussels scallops octopus eel it's all delicious yeah um I don't think any of the people who voted for the game awards watched your last was to play through more love the latest mando ep laugh so hard at crash more fun on the way for mando and uh yeah I mean I didn't have what would be considered a good experience for the last of us to but hey everyone's different and those of the game awards can vote how they wish I will not be taking them seriously regardless like they could have voted in goes to Sushima for everything and I'd be like yeah okay neat yeah sure because that seemed to be that's the dichotomy I guess like it's between those two I think some people were like no no it should be you know this other game this is like no the war is between those two now I haven't played a Sushima by anyone here played that I have not played Sushima no not yet no heard it was good rags do you like shark haven't had shark um I've heard that it's often harvested very inhumanely so I would be hesitant to eat it but maybe I'm just misinformed but uh yeah and also chat I know that frogs are amphibians thank you but they still play around with water you know and that counts now I I remember that turtles are reptiles because of over the hedge I think Paul Giamatti played the turtle on that he was very insistent he is a reptile he is not an amphibian yeah fucking idiots uh Molo when you walk an attack on Titan and Vindland saga no plans right now I'm afraid um from Disney I'm only excited for WandaVision, Spider-Man 3 and Thor sure I think all of these different properties have potential even the Loki TV show I was like what what is going on here like the trailer was quite interesting we'll check them out you'll probably see if I have coverage for all of this shit to be honest with you because we like a lot of the Marvel characters we want to keep an eye on them you know and Taika Waitizi quite the quite the person who can provide a pretty awesome movie so I don't know I would he is not consistent but I would say he definitely has the potential absolutely Pikachu when they froze me in the middle of my move Pikachu was like yes there's like another half here it's like oh fuck this is cheating so it's not inherently bad to have a TV show about a particular character but when you they announced that they're going to do a TV show around one particular character whatever you immediately get the sense like they're going to spread themselves thin they're going to have maybe one good season and then they're going to take it for too long where they do one too many seasons and they kind of lose their steam and you know it's just like they're not going to build it to a satisfying conclusion where you're like compelled right to the very finish oh yeah it's just gonna like most TV shows it just kind of like dies off and I know whimper you're just like okay I guess it's over now yeah the man the myth the legend Gundam merry frigging Christmas indeed hello my n words hello chat and hello rags hi there hello indeed uh halloweenies get bent still love you more even if you're wrong about Christmas and Clone Wars oh don't put them in the same place I was rag supposed to support that sentence clone wars I I I have heard that it's not good from people that I am pretty confident in so I can kill myself as Pikachu that's awkward when people tell me Star Wars things are good I don't believe you we've been uh led down that go to bed JJ someone to chat is asking why we don't like Mandalorian well um we have some videos for you my dude yeah go and hit moola on the bottom there and you'll see in our past we've got coverage of episodes one through four already five will be on wednesday and uh six if i'm done by then we'll be out on the friday we will have watched probably all of them then by a couple days after that and you'll see them come out it's gonna be great also monday will be the I can put on moola the the um the jackbox uh thing we did with tonald finally so that'll be fun I think it'll you know because not everybody saw that live so fun for everybody uh this just says mrs sheave oh there's a mrs sheave I mean there must have been right well very likely was mrs sheave Kathleen Kennedy what could possibly go wrong she has the nerve to say that after the sequel trilogy are these people not self aware well no they're not if what had happened with a sequel trilogy hadn't happened we'd probably be looking at way more shit would be out by now there will probably be two films in a trilogy out by now some shit who knows yeah I would have kept their momentum because they would have kept printing money because this is the thing that a lot of people who um try and pretend like everything's going great say and it's just you know like the whole like uh excuse me rise of skywalk and made this amount of money and you're like yeah think how much money it could have made think of many more things they could have done yeah so like um again for those of you don't know episode one and episode three made pretty much the same amount of money episode seven made twice as much as episode nine mean the end game broke all the records right yeah so keep that in mind that that that kind of decline the prequels made a pretty consistent amount of money but there is a huge decline between the first of the sequels and the third a big difference yeah I mean granted rise of skywalker still made a billion but the force awakens made two that is a huge decline so it's certainly worrying do you think that's the fault of the eighth movie or the marketing of I think a lot of it is the fault of the eighth as well as solo as well as this the general storytelling right um and yeah the main point I'm making is in regards not to whether or not it's good that's not the argument I'm saying they make the argument saying they make is Lucasfilm don't think they've done anything badly or wrong look at them they're still making money and they're still moving on with projects it's like you have no idea how different everything would be if the last year I didn't piss everybody off they certainly won't admit that they've done anything wrong but they know that they have fucked up like what do you think this whole thing is announcing like 12 different shows of every kind of thing under the sun it is um some it's something to consider I this they don't seem like a company who knows exactly what to do next fun fact right Camrus Johnson batwaman's very own Luke Fox is actually a writer and co-director a co-director and award-winning animated short uh may go van and oh wait sorry this is disconnected may go van and rags oh may go van and and uh yeah I had no idea that that was the case and I hope he gets more things to do in the season because he is possibly the best actor on the cast I would say he's the best actor yeah though that is that's not a high bar but I don't want to hold that against him like when he's actually given scenes to yeah even all of his stupid dumb lines that his character has to give like he like acts yeah he gives the shit like obviously Jacob is clearly the best character but that's not that's not even because of the writers if you know what I mean like they didn't intend for that to happen yeah I get yeah that the show wants us to not think that he's the best character definitely Indiana Jones and ah my hip I mean yeah he might be looking for like a hip replacement and send deep in a temple yeah don't knock it till you've seen it could be really good yeah you never know a fountain of youth story would be pretty funny in Indiana Jones be so told if I find this relic I can I can I can be a young man again please god please god uh sucks the loss of us to one hope this makes you happy like I said man it's it's not it's the awards that it's whatever it's it's the value of what they represent is is on you know on all of us and how much we talk about how much it means yeah whatever what um like what what what what what are the Oscars what got best picture last time it was parasite right uh yeah yeah yeah and it was and it was one of the few times where I was like oh sweet I actually like that movie you know yeah I liked it it was great yeah it was it was mostly good I'm all right but I I feel like uh there were definitely better options but at this point I can't complain yeah I was gonna say like we our response to that was essentially like oh good something that doesn't like suck it doesn't suck uh something that's actually a well-made movie like so measure mm-hmm a lot of my favorite movies from 2019 were nominated at all I mean parasite was one of them so I was glad that won some things but like there was literally nothing for uncut gems and that movie's amazing I still haven't seen that movie yeah it was great I meant to see that I will get to it oh you gotta see it you're gonna like it um one of the few movies where Adam Sandler isn't rough properly wait I missed both of what you both said so sorry my bad so you're saying that uncut gems isn't rough I get it I get it too all right thank you that's all I need uncut gems uh no sequel stuff no rose story no hold-o series oh my god could you imagine a hold-o TV show oh oh my god like and they have like a young girl to play her and only heroic acts in her young times you know that's that would be the movie they make out of spite to the yes it'd be like you don't like it huh hmm all right well enjoy um and as for a sequel series yeah everyone was quick to point out it's like where's Ryan Johnson's trilogy what's going on I thought that was a surefire thing yeah it's weird like you know there's still a chance it's just it's just coming out later he's busy with other projects yeah he's he's working hard on knives out too or whatever oh god is that gonna is that a thing everyone loves knives out it's really annoying I hate that movie that movie sucks it's uh it's one of those ones in in the camp of um what's um what is the movie like Captain Marvel kind of did this too where it convinces people but it's a mediocre it's like it's not even that stop it's really bad nothing makes fucking sense in that movie oh captain marvel is fucking abysmal yeah the greatest thing it did was convincing people that it was okay it's like stop saying that it's like oh come on guys it was a mediocre flick yeah I mean just no the fact alone that you five out of ten like need med mediocre captain marvel is like three out of ten did you have a fact alone that you have a flawless main character I'm just like I can't get on board with that well like it's just I don't know which movie you're talking about yeah captain marvel sorry it's funny because now I can't have that too yeah now it's a different kind like she makes mistakes but they reframe just being results of her being so amazing you're like okay yeah also that uh origin story for captain marvel is so fucking stupid and just meaningless hilarious there's nothing there's nothing to it to like walk away with like it's just like oh there's an experimental spaceship engine that exploded and now she has powers like okay great like that's it it's worse than that she's like uh getting shot down with her newly discovered alien teacher who's like these aliens are trying to take the thing and then she crashes and jude law's like hey i'm jude law uh what's going on and she's like don't come near me he's like it's chill like don't worry and she goes no fuck you it blows up the edge it's like what yeah what decisions were made here like I don't understand right and through negligence I think he did attack him in the ship right no yeah but of course but you have no idea what the situation is if you know what I mean you just trust that the mentor is like you know what like I'm the good one they're the bad one you're like I don't even you've been lying to me this whole time I don't even know what you are and it's just like trust me they're the bad guys like okay I'll blow up the engine I guess and kill myself like wow you really get yeah and why this is even the guffin for the film anyway is odd because this is a civilization that moves way faster than the speed of light but they want to they really want to get their hands on this light speed engine you're like why why are you trying to get this technology that's slower than what everyone has right it's like it's like antithematic too uh in terms of like you don't have to have it tie in like your origin your powers you can fall on a vat of toxic waves whatever but a lot of things will try and make the origin of the power relevant in some way to how the character operates this is literally like she shot in got drenched in goo like what it is the toxic waste origin but at the same time there's nothing to do with anything it's just completely random and then of course they um what do they do they they she has amnesia I don't know if like they made her have amnesia I can't even remember and then she goes through a different planet and they replace her blood with pre-blood Captain Marvel such a fucking weird movie like I don't know what they were thinking I don't think it's necessary to have an element of like tragedy specifically but just something interesting some kind of depth where you analyze like the origin story and you go oh if that one character hadn't done this thing then this wouldn't have happened like oh like there's something to that like there's none of that in the Captain Marvel origin story it's just like thing blew up now she has powers and she uses powers to kill all enemies that's that's as deep as it goes and it's like really Spider-Man obviously being the he's great power is dropped on him and it's like in the whole message it's like what do you do with great power uh Batman's Batman didn't become a superhero separately to the trauma that he experienced as a child it's kind of where we're going with this obviously like these things are connected they have um they fall in and out of each other like and of course it's not 100 necessary it's fascinating to me that they were like she's shot on engine I don't know why do you guys have to have everything explained hey at least the old republic game is good wait until they remake it Hayden is awesome what are you guys going on about uh Hayden christiansen the person is I have nothing against him whatsoever the fact that he is coming back to play Vader in a tv show is worrying to me I don't know why I would have to explain that why do why are y'all not instantly shattering with horror whenever disney even whispers the idea of bringing a character back especially one like our fade like come on you should be terrified who knows what they'll do I think Hayden christiansen under different direction could be pretty good I like I have little I have little faith in George Lucas as a director alone I think there's things he's really good at well I mean let's be honest there's not gonna be his voice it's just gonna be him in the suit in which case it's not really relevant that he's even in it if that's how they do it oh I didn't know that okay if they're doing like flashbacks to the clone wars hero and Anakin gets to do some stuff like I guess yeah but uh I assume it's all gonna be him in the suit and I doubt that I doubt he can pull off a James Earl Jones voice you know just saying but no not at all fuck if that's what they're doing then I wouldn't cast James Earl Jones can't even do a James Earl Jones voice anymore he's just too old have you heard him in Lion King he's like he's dying oh yes um yeah my concern is not at all with Hayden christiansen is with the writing yeah that's all yes and I thought Vader wasn't gonna get get his food smushed to say the least like that's kind of weird I don't want anything to happen to good old Vader I initially hoped Hayden would only be in flashbacks then I realized the writing and those are probably bad too absolutely like why wouldn't you be concerned about that guys the in your head in your in your sweet naive gentle head space the ideal scenario of what you want it is not going to happen you must you must rid yourself of this delusion right yeah I honestly see your dreams will never come true you know choose pessimism or optimism it's just like oh I just think we should go with the one that the odd choose realism yes just go with one with the odds favor and we have established a prior very consistent pattern of disney's character work and it is the doo-doo awesome to see Gundam on here not gonna lie the Lucas film and Mass Effect announcements made me groan oh Gundam favorite Gundam series oh I'm sorry he's already gone series two yeah we like series two series Gundam is it Bioware handling the new Mass Effect whatever it is that they announced I don't know like I didn't look at the game awards I didn't look at the into the new Mass Effect announcement but I'm curious if Bioware is behind it I think so I'd imagine so the company should be just thankful that it still exists right no clue why EA's keeping the lights on over there like I'm legitimately shocked right fuck these hands of bullying bowser of all people along with you no no no no no uh the last stuff I did too is being made some of the original act does seem to be in it I don't know anything about that me either my roommate and I played through andromeda for a bit just because it's so funny like how bad it is like the like the half-assed way it's all like put together like the character models and everything in the facial animation the first mission fucking sucks like I got so I said I want to oh yeah I couldn't play anymore after that I was I adore Mass Effect 1 2 and even 3 yeah and I couldn't get through the fucking opener mission for the new one I'm like no I finished it no like I'm done I'm finished I don't want to do anymore this is just painful yeah it's bad it's really bad so what were they thinking I'm so disconnected from this world and everything in it yeah I don't care about anything that's happening none of y'all are interesting yeah and it is big shoes to fill too because once when you spend when you spend the original trilogy uh dealing with an enemy like the reapers it's hard to talk that well you just gotta be it's just gotta be a personal story you care about bigger isn't always more you know grandiose jj but no no a smaller and personal story is the key and they did like that's the worst thing about their game I agree uh like I don't I don't mean the reapers were a good villain and just the mere fact that they were big but it's it's actually a believable scenario to yeah they did a good job representing this big existential horrible threat to humanity that actually was shown to be vicious and ruthless and capable of doing it like they weren't stormtroopers right yeah so like I like I think they stepped down from that to like like about bad race of aliens is out for I don't know revenge or something I don't know what the it's just like seems so relatively uninteresting after the reapers I'm just like okay whatever a bunch of aliens don't make me care about individuals or something interesting then you might be out of luck here because I mean if if you presented me with another I mean it's it's possible just give me something to care about yes and you can't do that yeah I agree and this just says thank god I'm getting drunk tonight yeah boy the current state of humanity makes me want to vomit I'm gonna make my own civilization with blackjack and hookers in fact forget the blackjack yeah that's some classic benditisms right there do you think it's the form of fighting the patriarchy that peach hits mario with a pan yeah it's about like oh you want me to get in the kitchen huh well here's your kitchen right it's like I use this pan to serve food to the man but now get served now I'm now it's a weapon yeah it's being a witch I also hit him with a tennis racket did she scream like a woman hitting a ball with a tennis racket that was always so weird when I was a kid watching that I was like why are they grunting so I was like are they in pain did they need help why is no one helping them how can everyone's watching the torture session continue I mean if you close your eyes it's kind of like watching a BBC earth documentary on birds it's if you close your eyes it's like really slow but very deliberate quick thrusts after a long interval and then everyone claps politely and everyone claps yeah that's cool good form good form they already had a star was droid series in 1985 well have they got a star was droid series with disney money and values and writing I don't think so that's gonna be cute it's gonna be super cute they're gonna destroy the world with cuteness we have to stop them asoka is a lame character imagine having a normal amount of chromosomes and saying that unironically cheers lame I mean rags is strictly talking about the episode he saw her in yeah I've only seen her in this episode and she was dull and boring we know basically no we know basically nothing about her what she cares about what she wants what she's doing her actress was incredibly dull there's nothing there to latch on to her be interested in she's doing everything that every character is doing which is being dull I don't care I don't know what anybody cares about got not not especially not the protagonist no I would love to get Mando's opinions on like anything what a slaughter is asoka like a side character that was first introduced in Mando she's the darling waifu of the new star warship she was in like the clone wars and stuff oh okay um oh wait it wasn't even you that said it it was someone else but there you go you zoned it anyway I mean yeah I like I'll be honest guys like uh going straight from that episode all she does is really kill people and talk a bit about the Jedi um I don't know why that would be considered you know anything beyond just wow yeah she does that okay yeah it's like okay yes you go girl um in the introduction to the investor call they touted how they were following not just what makes money but what is popular by social media metrics they need to toss those social media metrics I mean yeah that sounds no shit yeah it leads you to some conclusions and a little bit um imagine defending a soca oh look at that we got a war in the super chance once again I was saying I maybe she's better in the show almost certainly she is I'd assume yeah she has to be yeah I would assume that almost certainly she is better in the show but um yeah in the I say in the show as if they're both not shows but um I'm sure I'm sure she's better in the clone wars because in the Mandalorian she is a waste of my fucking time whoa whoa whoa you saw it sliced down a whole bunch of people though yeah that must have been really tough against those people who are fucking moronic like he must have been real hard um been a while but I'm back live boys hello don't you which she was 90 90 is this supposed to be degrees 90 degree assassin character assassinated in Mando okay I like a quarter of the way assassinated or she was 90 degrees assassinated yeah like you have to go all the way around the horn to assassinate the character like it's a bar that fills up so your quarter of the way there if they if they're honestly saying she was 90% assassin is like damn I that's I've not heard that take from any people at all she was 90 degree character assassinated not like a 180 degree loop I'm like oh okay oh right all right I don't know why they assassinated her character because she didn't have one I don't yeah I was gonna say I feel like something what you see her do in the episode mostly would follow a lot of people's characters because she just really just liberates the town and she's looking for information on thrones like okay I haven't seen the second season yet but I feel like that series the Mandalorian needs a stronger main antagonist because I like that Giancarlo Esposito but shows keep casting him as this like pseudo Gus Fring he's getting Charles danced he's just he's around they don't actually do anything with him yeah like they they cast him in hoping to like capture that Gus Fring energy but the writing isn't there so all he does is just stand there looking like a badass but he doesn't actually like he doesn't look like a badass though he's relying on the Gus Fring energy genuinely when people think of him as badass they're thinking about Gus Fring yes like the the writing isn't there just to substantiate his antagonistic character whatever he's playing and like in Breaking Bad it was there in every other case including Mandalorian it's not there and he's just there to basically stand there and look like a bad guy yeah with that kind of like deadpan expression that he does which he does fine that but like the writing the writing needs work yeah the only small minority with listening to is Beetlejuice he would save Star Wars once and for all yeah he would he knows what works he said I'm not sure I can't remember what this is a response to I can imagine it I don't wear a helmet everywhere I don't know I can't remember what that's a response I do not know either uh huge fan of Gundam love is dry and cynical humor the use of wind city heat clips in his older vids yeah Gundam's uh he was a good guest we'll have him back some point assuming he wants to be tortured again it's really up to him morality is a fiction there is only indifference through anger I gain dark side powers through loopholes I keep light side powers through edginess my mediocrity is glossed over the force makes me special the code of the gray Jedi I can't comment on any of that but all right Ahsoka's Jedi apprentice that's overpowered I don't know if people are having a conversation these super chats that don't even include this like I'm starting to get lost like we're gonna pay you just so we can you know argue with each other have a run debate you don't need the way in we'll just have it here I guess this did she have an apprentice that is overpowered maybe and like one of the shows I don't know through oh yeah hey mullet I'm only up to the first anniversary but I just wanted to say thank you for being a long man I wouldn't survive my retail job without you guys also hi rags hi there and Jay watch lord of the rings you massive one day you well and uh yeah good to hear good to hear you got fucking you got like a year and a third still to go if you're on the first anniversary lots of crazy episodes to go through and uh you're a wild ride never ends like keeping people company and their retail jobs because retail can be a nightmare now Disney's going to take over the world like maybe just I think we'll know when they start calling theaters Disney's little do you know Disney's actually a machination of Diabeto it is growing in size to become his perfect creation he is diabolical I mean looks like we'll just have to keep criticizing it to hopefully stop him but if Diabeto's successful then hopefully they'll make movies about it yeah we could only hope dude you're the best movie critic on youtube that you have dag killer a gundam with it a week but you've had odd shad oh just shut up and take my buddy oh boy we get the best guests on e-fap all right bar none so uh anyone who you think is great and hasn't been on yet they're on the way okay gonna happen um but yeah glad you're having fun with it uh soviet womble has entered the video essay arena and he's already showed signs of long i've heard him reference molars vids a few times before i don't know i think i know that name yeah i um what's the series called that he makes um come in my mom not yes but i was thinking of the other one um yeah i have known his name for fucking ages friends of mine uh what is it someone in chat probably knows it's like um he's doing a series like forever on different uh like comedy videos and stuff unless the csgo i think but yeah you know i'll uh see if maybe he wants to go on e-fap sometime have a little chat but the idea that he's into the video essay arena oh so much competition can he survive do why is fan four stick on their collage collage twice uh they ran out of spaces they thought they'd repeat their best stuff i know it's gonna know this good news everyone the new season of batwoman just dropped i think you mean the trailer because if the new season was out we'd be scrambling disney's season three they're on now no two it's on its way in the mid january oh okay but it's like it's like an old tv show where they have like how many episodes was it in season 20 in season one but there's supposed to be 20 yeah yeah that's like some old school 90s television kind of stuff right there the best kind you get so much more character like batwoman is a woman i truly understand she's like one of the worst superheroes in the history of just anything it's it's amazing to watch you know i'm uh i'm assuming you haven't watched it john no i haven't is it is it still barbara gore like in the no no it's kate kane uh okay she she's she's apparently the comic book batwoman as well right there's like a couple of them or whatever i don't know the important thing is in the show she does the thing right which happens with a lot of superheroes where they don't want to kill anyone but they kill someone so how do they deal with this she goes on a bit of an existential crisis she's like oh my god it's so bad what have i done and um i think she does it for an episode and she even has like ptsd and at the end of the episode um because batman has left this city by the way their uh her trusty pal is like hey you know batman fucked up too so it's okay right okay and uh it's all cured so many people oh i guess i'll just kill everyone now it pissed people off because it was like yeah batman killed so you can it's like there's so much wrong with what you just said hey this other person murdered somebody so you can do it oh i'm glad she figured that out oh i wonder if peach is gonna be able to do it i still don't know how they're gonna explain the cast change like in the story well she's a different character it's a it's a black woman now who just decided to take the mantle i guess yep who's who's also a billionaire i don't know how it worked i guess she's just gonna take all of kate kane's shit okay that's just why not kate kane stole it all from bruce so right kind of it's kind of weird the did she she stole it from bruce wane yep that's that's how that's the canon okay weird we've got a whole series for batwoman i gotta check this show out i've been meeting too i heard it was i mean you guys told me it was hilarious schlock i love that's the best kind yeah i want to thank you more if your sequel trilogy analysis analysis uh where something goes wrong is the best opportunity to understand how it goes right these movies are quite the wellspring to learn from absolutely why i like throwing in a bunch of references to things where i'm like hey they try to do this in another thing that was actually pretty neat what's the difference and how do we you know avoid pooping on everything in future that'd be nice um disney reveal of new shows a lineup of what they're going to ruin next i'm dreading the asoka series uh only one i'm excited for is the bad batch there you go um we'll probably check out the asoka series i'm assuming it's going to be mandalorian but she's the main character and so it might actually be more entertaining because he's not a character really and she is and she has lightsabers so you know we go great um yeah who knows batwoman season two reaction when also high rags hey there uh i don't think we're doing a trailer reaction for batwoman um no i'm gonna go right i'm going right into episode one we'll get that to you as soon as we can as soon as it comes out i'm hoping to get jay long bone and azon for that as well yeah they are batwoman aficionados you know mm-hmm how many of these shows will get cancelled um honestly i have no idea if if the fact that they've all of them in time oh yeah um i don't know about mandalorian i really do wonder how many seasons they're gonna do that for like um i also think that there's a good chance they'll kill mandalorian and have um oba be the main character and they can keep the name mm which i'm okay without you yeah oba is infinitely more interesting than mandal good news everyone the new season of batwoman just dropped wow a lot of people wanted to hell is this it's like yep a lot of people as if you guys wouldn't be you know right up to date with all we run the news we run the most passionate fan base for batwoman on the internet okay so i think we would be aware of it guys come on we're so passionate we don't want spoilers from trailers who has that kind of dedication no one that's who uh i think disney sees shows as less risk people tend to have lower standards for shows over movies especially shows that are live action lower standards and going the shotgun method yeah a show's less risky i guess overall i think a little bit um but i don't think you can like i don't think you can make quite as much money off of a show as you can a movie you know what i mean because with you know like the force awakens that that made like what two billion dollars like i don't know it's hard to tell how much money mando has made disney you know what i mean yeah yeah because you have to look at disney plus subscriptions and how much of them are because of mando and i'm sure it's made them quite a lot but i think you know with a show it's less risk and less reward uh in terms of money live action walley is a perfect idea with all the americans you'd have to hire our economy will stabilize itself wonderful nailed it how many of these shows will get canceled oh wait uh armor is oppressive wear a mask instead but will the mask deflect blast bolts i don't know well if mando's wearing it they'll charge face first into every battle if mando's wearing it it'll never hit the mask it'll hit all of the armor he's wearing if mando had just one knee pad made of beskar every one of the shots would hit his knee cap yeah uh star was parody movie about an army of palpatine's i mean you say that like it's not a possibility from what we've seen in mando already disney'll do it just give him time i think palpatine's back like where is he it's like not he them like that agent sniff fight yeah the palpatines are back and they're cuter than ever the cyberpunk use the score is 2.6 oh i know i was blown away by that i can't well actually no i did hear so lisa specifically the earlier gen ones are complete ass like the frame rate is like a base like most of the time it's like you're lucky if it runs at 20 frames per second like it's unacceptably bad like the first gen console releases apparently yeah i haven't played below pc i mean again this is after 50 there are 4200 ratings and it is it seems to be an unplayable low frame rate buggy nightmare that looks like shit i feel right bad because my vision i've not discovered anything yet and i'm like oh what's did i just win the lottery or some shit because it happens there's been other games that this has happened with um obviously i'm not playing on a poopy console um the i saw a cosmonaut tweeting out about how is the ps4 vision i think was like out of garbage and then they told him that um he's got to use the pc version and then he said that he felt the same way when he swapped to it not saying that cosmonaut is someone that we like to go by but uh i'm interested i really need to play this game we need to do an efap on it that's that's my perspective gotta get playing this i think that is yeah jump into the cultural zeitgeist well i have a feeling it was the earlier console so that we're just so lazily handled where like obviously it wasn't optimized they were just like they just unchecked a bunch of things like okay take off ray tracing put the resolution at 720 or whatever and then hopefully it runs well and then they put it out and it does it like to the point where like people are unanimously complaining about super low frame rates do you guys think that um if it let's let's pretend a wizard is like hey i know all the answers to this you can trust me okay um if they were to delay it would be perfectly fixed in four months do you think that would be worth delaying yes yeah even after all the delays they've done like i'm not asking from perspective of um utility because i think the answer it answers itself but just uh is it if the game came out in a very very good state people would quickly forget how long they waited for it yes i guess now what people do is they think we waited this long and it has this many problems yes exactly yeah i mean i think this much already just like just make it good and then put it out it's been what five years since witcher three something like that yeah like people like once you get to that point just take the time you need yep totally people will forget the wait once they sit down with a game and they enjoy it immensely yeah but they put out a bad game accentuated if it's bad right people will never forget a bad game if you put out a bad game it's just like well that was bad and then that'll go down in history as the bad game like we don't want that just take the take the time you need to put out something quality i'm expecting a lot of long videos about cyberpunk's terribleness now at least based on that initial number because i don't know yet i don't know if that's um a bit of a like a jump you know so this is funny uh there was a like a bomb of low ratings for the boy season two this is before ranger nights in any of it and so we're like oh wow you know is it is it bad and it's like no no no it's really good it's just that it was released on a schedule that people didn't like instead of it all at once it was like three episodes at once and then weekly and i was like oh that's a pathetic fucking reason to downvote jesus christ like really yeah and then i watched it and i was like oh it's terrible like so i have mixed feelings about these ratings now i'm torn on getting it but i feel like if you're playing it on pc and you have like a like a high end gpu like 1080 10 10 something nvidia card and you get the latest drivers and you get the patch or whatever it'll probably run okay if like there'll probably be some bugs where it's just like that looks fucking weird and then you reload your save or whatever and then it goes away like i feel like that'll be like that's that's usually what you'll expect where it's it's i don't think it's quite as terrible the pc releases people are making it up to me yeah the pc is related is rated at a 6.6 right now right so there's still definitely issues and i've heard the suggested specs are optimistic but um i don't know i'll i'll see for myself when i start playing it yeah it'd be interesting to go around uh armor is impressive stahl's parody movie oh yeah gundam you and efab are hands down my favorite content creators i had no idea y'all were doing this today lucky me wish you guys the best hey hope you have fun with it i think it was a good one that video was perfectly suitable for what we do yeah hey you guys finally watching a live efab while i'm not driving the spiders wait we need a comma there um driving the spiders were right it's good to see gundam here by the way dude your voice still sounds like a fraggle rock character i'll see if you're i hope that brain remembers he doesn't he doesn't quite the voice anyway guys your massives bye so true and uh yeah stuff i hope he does actually like voice over some of those mandos scenes that could be fun oh dude it'd be great you could his voice is kind of hilarious like for yeah yeah just coming across it just like eh fucking storm troopers yeah he's just constantly talking to him so he's in her monologue like wonder what i'm gonna have for dinner should i have blue pancakes or should i have blue burgers as well maybe i can have a like blue stir loin and some blue fries a blue potato that scene where he's trying to instruct baby yoda how to fix this ship but in gundam's voice hey you stupid piece of shit yeah just write some new lines for it too did you just fry my ship i'm going to eat you you'll be uh yeah you should you should look into it also i could just take lines from him in different videos and stuff that's true yeah that's true yeah um yo gundam what's your favorite star wars eu content non disney i started reading here to the empire and it's already one of my favorites i'll have thrown as a villain and it's what episode seven should have been well we used to say star wars eu now we say star wars eu star wars no uh yeah i don't know i i don't even know if he knows uh or consume like eu stuff but um he seemed to know some stuff about his star wars not sure unfortunately we can't find out the answer but yeah i'm curious to see throng turn up in mandalorian uh really wondering how fans will react to it and then like i wonder if it'll just be pure love or if it'll be like no you're ruined him rags when you come back man any plans for new videos yes we're working on a mando review it's going to be very very big it'll be the most comprehensive review on the first season of mandalorian on the internet there you go keep up the good work good sirs i know you have a long list of potential guests and you don't know when they might be available but there are only there any plans to get uh literature devil grinker fucking hell literature devil drinker and or shad back also hi rags hi um we actually spoke to shad was it yesterday a couple days ago it was it was it was two three days ago touching base on mandalorian he's gonna join us tomorrow when we watch the next episode and probably with the last one and then after that we'll probably i don't know what our plans are for um an e-fap relating to mando season two yet we might do one and just go over the season it wouldn't be as long as um when we did before because obviously we have the minis but uh if we were to do that we probably have shad on i would shout about it you know um as for drinker when was the last time drinker came i can't even remember but you know we'll we'll we'll grab him up at some point yeah and literature devil was on for um little hope which was something kind of feel bad putting him through that game nobody should have to if people people join these streams of ours and they expect to enjoy themselves and have a good time and eventually you're just gonna have to let them live with their assumptions like we don't make any we don't we don't have to tell people they're gonna enjoy themselves we don't we don't disillusion folks before they join they expect to have fun everything like why would you expect something like that it's all terrible fools so yeah all three of them coming back to the cinema near you i'm sure um i have boba's helmet right here his head is still in it is that a disqualifier i i feel like you might get in some trouble in terms of the smell and um questions of whose head that was and what did you do to them sort of thing but no yeah overall people will still pay for that problem i think to be honest i don't care i could go on about it all day the duality of agunda why fox i must you beat me up kathleen kennedy's neck and head looks weird kind of looks like it is floating maybe because of the dark background and her outfit i thought they were gonna make a joke like maybe because of her dark energy or weird looking floaty amorphous difficult to define unpredictable kathleen kennedy's appearance in the star wiss franchise have a lot of common yes uh disney was awful to the crochet community when there wasn't baby yoda merch they went after people for selling anything related to him which they have not done for any other properties iraq's are there that doesn't surprise me because if i remember the story correctly for some reason they had no idea that baby yoda was merchandisable which is like you're disney you merchandise everything like how did this happen yeah i don't know how they didn't see that coming that's crazy just yeah it surprises me too this day and the guys they were pissed that other people were selling shit before they sorted out it's like well i don't know the market you're supplying demands how it goes oh i gotta fight tool again for the first time in like four or five years people finally actually won star wars merch and they weren't ready for it um i'm more excited for the sonic show than anything stalls what the hell is going on it didn't even know there was a song i didn't know there was a sonic show there's a sonic show apparently i didn't know that is this cgi is this 2d animation uh i wonder if it yeah is it like the movie or yeah no idea because we'll find out i love the saturday morning curtsy why do the that's the move i was looking for i think oh jeez the hands in this game get really touchy i don't know the hands get really touchy yeah hands are touchy generally yeah but really touchy don't want that you know yeah uh Walt Disney co have never been about originality all of their greatest hits are sanitized extractions of classic folk and fairy tales okay but if you have someone on one hand complaining that they have taken everything that made those stories what they are then i guess they made their own shit didn't they like as much as you can say oh well you know it didn't come from a completely original place like i don't know seems like if you adapt a story and you can remove significant chunks and add new chunks in uh you've created something yeah i would say there's significant work involved in adapting something effectively yeah like i i don't know it's like you gotta be careful guys like uh we're talking this is kind of everything like everything comes from lots of different places in some way yes everything's derivative which isn't a bad thing all right no create some awesome stuff when you clash two things together like star wars for example it's like a huge collection of all different inspirations and and has inspired a lot of great things that are not star wars uh funny funny that lucas film was placed next to national geographic and all the other shows were the main event shows how important they are um yeah i i was confused by the national geographic thing i was like i didn't even know that that was like this is it like a major industry sort of thing is it a lot of people invested in what national geographic is up to i guess national geographic home of saggy boobs yay hey home of the saggy boobies very happy to see that for science and throw an eggs at a hand name one of the property that allows you to do this hmm throw hands throw eggs at a hand oh i don't know that's actually a cool way to finish it off uh um why are you going to do it on e-fab 11166 nothing more specific specified than that i'm assuming it's the plinket reference that always happens with the 166 thing uh recently watched in glorious bastards and it bothers me so much that in tavern scene the gustapo didn't recognize hugo you know the infamous gustapo killer and yet notices little things like accents and hand gestures well what if he if he doesn't know his face he just knows about a guy who's an infamous infamous gustapo killer i think it's plausible that he wouldn't be familiar with that particular person most of the people you know are if you probably can't remember what they look like over that hand something like hand gestures are much more broad and cultural yeah i think it's gonna get a nice way to um it's kind of like if if someone claims to be a fan of something but they get a particular detail wrong in such a way that you're like wait you should know that like that's the kind of thing that you'd have to know right you're like uh who's the who's who's green mario and you're like uh we just like yeah yeah yeah yeah like you've played all of the mario games and you love them and you couldn't remember luigi that's weird they're just like well if they're like yeah it's not like he's really front and sad to be like and then you expose them for the fraud that they are top 10 highest-grossing franchises pokemon hello kitty winnie the pooh mickey mouse star wars amp and man disney princess shonen jump mario mcu didn't know that was the case if it is