In this lecture, we're going to be doing very small simulation problems, and we're going to do it by hand. We're not going to need any fancy schmancy computer for it, but these are real simulations. I might want to do simulation by hand before we start learning about simulation programming for very simple reasons. For one thing, it helps you to understand exactly what's going on in a discrete event simulation if you actually have to do it yourself by pencil, paper, calculator. And for another thing, as we know, if we do any programming at all, if you can't do a problem on your own, then you really can't write a program for it. You need to know what's going on. And if you do a simple problem by hand, then you can program increasingly complicated and complex simulations digitally. Simple example where we would like to simulate demand. Suppose we know that demand follows a particular probability distribution. The first one that you see, actually, they're both really the same. And we've got an enumerated probability distribution. There's a 20% chance that demand will be zero units in any one week. A 30% chance of a demand being one, a 40% chance of two, and a 10% chance of three. Make sure, as usual, all your probabilities add up to 100% because that's the universe. So knowing that, how do we simulate weekly demand? We could take easily now, just take digits, as long as we have a way of generating digits. We've got 10 digits to work with, the digits zero through nine. 20% probability, 20% out of 100%, you need two digits, zero and one. For 30%, you need three digits. For 40%, you need four. For 10%, you need one. So you see how the digits are assigned to the demand per week based on the probability. Now we just need a way of generating random digits. And when we do that, for the first week, suppose we get a five. Take a look up in the table and we see that that means for that particular week, demand must be two. Let's continue with this and see what it looks like on the next slide. Continuing here, you can see the randomness over 10 weeks. The random digit that was sampled, let's say from a table of random numbers that could have been generated in any way that you can generate random digits. The first week, indeed, the number was five, so demand was two. The second week, the random digit was eight, the third week, nine. And so each one of these random digits ends up translating to simulated demand. And you can see that in the right column. Over 10 weeks, if we add up all the demand per week, you get 18, divide by 10, the number of weeks is 1.8. So the average weekly demand is 1.8. And if you need the standard deviation, you've got 0.97. So here's one way of using a very, very simple simulation. In order to estimate a parameter, and the estimate in this case is X bar. It's the sample mean weekly demand. And of course, it's a sample over 10. If we generated more, we'd have a larger sample, but it's a random sample. So we'll go and do this all over again and generate different random numbers over 10 weeks. What will happen? We'll get a different 10 weekly demands, we'll get a different average, and both of them will be estimators of the true average mu, and since this is a simple probability distribution that's totally well known, we actually know what the mean of the population is. It's the expected value of X. Pause for a minute, think about it, and why don't you figure out what it is, and you can compare it to our point estimate. Here we go, we did it again. Different set of 10 random numbers. We got a different weekly demand for each week, generating one random number per week. Ended up with an average of 1.3 this time, with a standard deviation of 1.06. Now we have two different X bars. If we generated 100 samples, we'd have 100 different X bars. Each one of the X bars is an estimate of the true mean, which is, did you figure it out yet? Let's take a look at the next slide. Very simple, we just get the expected value, taking each value, each outcome in the probability distribution, multiplying it by the probability, adding all those products up, and you end up with 1.4. So the actual mu, the actual average weekly demand of the probability distribution is 1.4. And of course, you're not going to get the exact same value, the probability of getting a 1.4 is pretty much zero. But every time you generate another sample, you're going to get another sample estimate. So simulation is very similar to what you've already been doing in your statistics courses, isn't it? It's just that you're collecting the data from an algorithm instead of collecting it out there in the world. This is where you take a moment to think. We do know the population parameter mu. We know the true average mean weekly demand. Why in the world do we need simulation? Is there something, some additional advantage that we could get by working with the sampling distribution of the X bar? Sampling weekly demand, getting the average. There's really no easy answer to that. Well, yeah, the easy answer is if this is all we're talking about, then sure, let's get the expected value. That's all we need. But it never is real life has much more complexity than this very, very simple problem that we have here. The beauty of the simple problem is that it's easy to see how to do simulation and we can expand that and apply it when we have more complicated simulations where we can't find an analytic solution. We don't know how to find the population parameters and we do have to generate data in order to estimate them. Here's another problem. It's still extremely simple, much more complex or at least to a degree more complex than the demand problem that we looked at before. We have a checkout stand, a small, let's say gift shop in a hospital or an airport. And we want to simulate the checkout. People walk in. We don't look at how much time they spend wandering around the store. We're only interested when they get to the checkout and they're ready to pay. There's only one cashier. Remember, it's a small store. However, we're assuming we'll never run out of room for the customers who either are in service or waiting to pay. What do we want to know? You always want to make sure of what your objective is in a simulation experiment indeed in any experiment. We want to know the average time customers spend in the system. And that includes waiting in line to pay and being in service. And in addition, we want to know the percentage of time that the checkout clerk is idle. We want to see if that clerk pays for himself or herself and has enough work to do it. It is a small store. What are our assumptions, our givens? We're told that the time between successive arrivals of customers is coming in according to a uniform distribution from one through 10 minutes. And these are integers. The service time, the amount of time required to service each customer is also a uniform distribution. And it varies from one through six minutes, also integers. Notice we're keeping things very simple here. To build our simulation model, we're actually simulating by hand here. So it's a thought model, you might say. We are going to get 10 poker chips.  And we're going to use those in order to generate random numbers from the probability distributions that we need the uniform probability distribution from one to 10, which gets us a customer arrivals. And the uniform probability distribution is from one to six, which gets us customer service times. And we can, by doing this generate a whole stream of random numbers for customer arrivals a stream of customer arrivals, according to this distribution, and a stream of service times according to its distribution. So that's our input. And once we have that all we have to do is keep track of it the same way that we did weekly demand. And it's basically now a very, very simple bookkeeping problem, which we can put into a list, a table, or even a spreadsheet as we'll see on the next slide. Take a look at this spreadsheet over here, or table, however, however you'd prefer to refer to it. So we're going to do this simulation run for 20 customers. You see the 20 customers there, one per row. We have to make a decision on when the simulation starts, we're going to say it starts when the first customer comes into the system. Maybe there's one customer waiting at the door when you open the gift shop. We're going to keep track of time. The two inputs you see are generated as a number of minutes. The first column number of minutes since the last arrival. And of course the first customer starts at time zero. So there wasn't were no minutes since the last arrival that was not a random number generated. However, the second customer comes in at time, three, three minutes. The first chip that was pulled had the number three on it. So uniform distribution between one and 10 for the customer into arrival time. The first customer is at time zero. The second customer is at time three. The third customer as after an interval time of seven. So that's at time 10 and so on. And really all this is, is, is just a bunch of bookkeeping for the service times. We have the die. So we're getting by tossing the die, we get a service time between one and six for each customer. And you can see the stream of service times right there for each of the 20 customers. And then we've got clock times, because we, we want to keep track of the number of customers in the system, which is going, there's going to be a lot of flux there. And if you're going to look for an average number of customers in the system, it would have to be a time average right. And we also want to know how long and whether the clerk is idle so that we can keep track of that statistic. The demo is measures of effectiveness at the right side of the table. Those are the metrics that you're interested in. That's what that's what you're running the simulation for. Now for clock time, what are we keeping track of for each customer, what time the customer comes in the customers arrival. The customer begins service. Okay, remember, we're assuming that we're not keeping track of how long the customer was in the store before they're ready to pay. So arrival at time zero means, okay, the customer's ready for pay to pay for something at time zero. Admittedly, this is artificial and it could be made more complex. And presumably you do that. You start with a simpler model and then you add layers of complexity right now. We're happy to work with this one. The customer arrives at time zero. There's no queue. There's no waiting. The clerk is ready. So the customer goes into service at time zero. That customer service times one. So service ends at one and the customer leaves the system. How long was the customer in the system all together waiting time plus service one. And the clerk was not idle at all during that one minute. And you can see how that first customer boots up the system. And then each successive into arrival time brings in a new customer. And the take, take a minute, you know, you really do yourself a favor. I'm not going to read off every row. Pause this and get a handle on the data that was generated that you're looking at. Here's the, the statistical output that we got from the system. First, we're looking for average customer time and system. Customer time and system for each customer. Adding them all up. We got a total of 68 minutes divide by 20 customers and on the on the average of an average customer was in the system waiting plus service. 3.4 minutes. The cashier idle altogether the cashier was idle 55 minutes out of the total time that the system was running. Well, the last customer left the system at time 118. So that's 55 divided by 118 or 47% idle, which is the complement of utilization. So the utilization for this system would be 53%. And this is all stuff that you remember from your, your, the simplest part of your, the queuing component of your operations research course. Of course, there were a lot of. There were a lot of oversimplifications here. Naturally, we're using integers. We have a small sample. We're, we're, we're limited because we're doing things by hand and everything takes more time than it should. And yet we have all the elements of a simulation. Every simulation that you end up doing is going to have all the elements that you see here. And we'll look at them in a minute. The only difference is that you're going to be using a computer algorithm, which means it's going to run more efficiently. You can collect more data. You can get better randomization.  You can learn a lot from this problem. You can learn from this simulation that will apply to just about every simulation we do during the semester. Well, for one thing, it's a discrete event simulation model. No matter how we do it, whether it's poker chips or a computer algorithm in a specialized programming language or in something like Python. We're working with a system and a model both that are discrete event. The system changes at discrete moments in time. In this particular case, the system and thus the model that we build on the system change when, when what what are the events. Well, for one thing, when a customer enters the system, when a customer enters the system, there's one more customer in the system for one thing. The customer may or may not go into service right away, may have to wait in the queue and so on. The system changes again when a customer finishes service and leaves the system. There's one less customer in the system. Those are discrete events. They happen at discrete moments in time. The system doesn't change continuously. It changes at discrete points. But like every simulation model, we have three important components, three important elements, randomness, moving time, and collecting output statistics. We took the easy way out here and considered generating random variants by using probabilistic devices, a die and a poker chip. Creating an artificial environment for the simulation experiment. We moved time by the values that we generated based on the, these random devices. And we moved time at discrete moments when, when an event happened. And we collected the output statistics every step along the way. So that when the simulation was finished, we could get averages and analyze the, the output. Here's a new example. That's called the staggering drunk. What we want to do is watch a drunk and a cityscape walk around. Not knowing where he's going because he's drunk and basically randomly choosing a direction to walk. He starts at, let's say point zero, a street corner somewhere. And he walks, he's, there's an equal probability that he'll go in any direction, north, south, east, west. So each, each direction, there's a one quarter chance that he'll go at any corner that he'll walk in, in that direction. If he makes this decision 10 times, what's the probability that he'll end up within two blocks of where he started? This is a very good problem for simulation because it's, it's a classic random walk problem. And what you'd like to see is exactly what happens each run of the simulation. And if you have enough data, you can easily get the probability that's asked. How are we going to build this model? We're going to say that at each corner, the direction is modeled by a tuple, x and y. X is the east west axis, y is the north south axis. So if the drunk moves east, then we, let's say, add one to x, west, subtract one from x, north, add one to y, south, subtract one. And so you can see how this can be a good way of modeling the random walk or the staggering drunk problem. At the end of the whole operation, at the end of the whole exercise, we take the current value of x and y in absolute value, add them up and see how far from zero, zero, the guy ended up. So in order to actually implement this model, what we need is for the randomness. One way to do it is to get two digit random numbers. And you need, you know, one fourth, one fourth, one fourth, one fourth. So you have random numbers from zero, zero to 99. And let's go to the next slide and we'll see how we implement this model. We have random numbers, two digits. If the random number is between zero and 24, the guy goes east and we add one to x. Between 25 and 49, the guy goes west. We subtract one from x. Between 50 and 74, that translates to north. We add one to y. Between 75 and 99 south and we take one away from y. And if necessary, you can take a look at this flow diagram, which basically is a, an algorithm of, you know, whether we're doing this as a human being or programming for a computer. It'll work either way. And here you have the results of five trials. Each trial is 10 blocks. And so there's, you know, 10 random numbers generated 10 to different digit random numbers generated in each trial. And trial number one X at the, at the end of the whole thing X is negative one Y is negative one. So that's within two of the starting point. Trial number two X is zero. Y is negative four. So no, not within two blocks. And if you look at all of the five trials that we see here, three out of five are within two blocks. It's a very small sample. Can you really extrapolate? Can you generalize from this to the full probability distribution? Probably not a good idea. A better idea to generate more data, but it gives you a very good idea of how this works. So to sum up, we've looked at a simulation without constraining ourselves to a computer. And without worrying about whether we're writing our computer program in Excel. In arena in C plus plus in Python or Java. Or sim script. Or simio. All we want to do here is have something simple enough. So we can actually follow the simulation by hand. With pencil and paper, and that's what we did with two examples. It's just an algorithm. We can do the algorithm with paper and pencil. We can do it on a computer. It's going to be the same. Just a matter of maybe scale. Efficiency. It's not going to be necessarily more effective to do this on a computer. It's just that you can do more, more runs, more better probability distributions, more replications. But you're going to have all of these elements in any simulation that you do this semester. And I hope this lecture has been a good learning experience for you. Thank you for attending the lecture.


Hello and welcome to part three of our reading of the Magdalen manuscript. If you missed part two and part one I will put them down in the description box below. It's probably worth your time to listen to those two parts first before continuing with part three. Now as I said last week I want to remind everybody that this manuscript was channeled. And even though channeling is a beautiful beautiful gift and a beautiful beautiful asset for us to have here on these third-density planets where we're so thick in the property that we have a thick veil between us and the spirit realm it can't always be trusted. Now there are things in this manuscript that I absolutely agree with and there are things in this manuscript that I absolutely absolutely don't agree with. One of them being the crucifixion of Yahshua are as we call him Jesus. Now this time last year I absolutely believed that Yahshua was crucified. However now I don't and I have my own evidence to support that opinion. Our history has been completely morphed and changed in order to manipulate and trick us. Last week I spoke about something called confirmation of bias and when we're channeling sometimes that confirmation of bias comes through. Regardless of whether you're channeling through a dousing board or using the Yi Qing or using tarot cards, every single human being that's acting as the conduit, as the channeler has their own ingrained confirmation of bias with certain storylines and certain information. Sometimes this confirmation bias is subconscious while other times it is very much conscious. And with this I do believe that the channeler who channeled Mary Magdalene had the story of Yahshua being crucified so ingrained in his head from indoctrination from our matrix system that he actually thought that's what she was saying. But from what I found in my research no such crucifixion happened. The reason being is that a human sacrifice is not something that our God, source creator, would ever demand of his creations. That's something Lucifer demands. And so it makes sense that the church which is part of this deep state program would change the story of Yahshua and of course change the story of Mary Magdalene. Mary Magdalene who in reality was the feminine Christ. They came here for a thousand years in Tartaria to teach the Christ consciousness, the Kundalini, the rising of enlightenment within all of us. Because like Yahshua and Mary Magdalene we are all children of God. Now, of course, I understand from my research that it is true that both Mary Magdalene and Yahshua were raised in the priest and priestess hood of Isis. They were not Hebrew. They were not Jewish. Although a lot of Yahshua students and disciples were Jewish. He himself was not. So the channeled information here regarding the priestess hood of Isis is what I find truly fascinating because that does back the research into Mary Magdalene and Yahshua. All right, so let's go ahead and get started. We've left off at section eight. So that is where we are going to pick up. I turn now to my beloved sister, my sister in spirit, the mother of Yahshua also known as Mary. Mary was a high initiate in the cult of Isis having received her training in Egypt. That is why when she and Joseph led the king's wrath in Israel, they took flight into Egypt for she had safety there among the priestesses and the priests of Isis. Her training was different than mine, yet we served the same. In order for me to explain my understanding of Mary, I must explain one of the deepest secrets of the Isis cult. For it was believed, and I hold this to be true, that under certain conditions the goddess herself would incarnate either at birth or through spiritual initiation. Mary, the mother of Jesus when she was quite young, was recognized for her purity of spirit by the great priestesses of the Isis temples. She was trained as an initiate and reached the highest levels. But rather than becoming a priestess, she was trained to become what is called an incarnate. To be an incarnate is to be very highly advanced soul and requires undergoing tremendous spiritual training and discipline. In a final initiation, Mary became the holder of the energy stream directly from Isis herself. In this regard, she was the embodiment of the cosmic mother. It is as if there were two, Mary, the human, pure of spirit and heart, holding within her a direct portal into the great mother. The cretrix of all matter, of all time and space. And that's one thing too we have found in the missing books of the Bible that we've started over a year ago. That in a lot of these missing books, when they refer to God, they don't refer to God as God the Father. They refer to God as God the mother father or both the divine mother and the divine father two and one. Again, this comes back to the balance of the divine feminine with the divine masculine. There has to be a balance between the two energies. There's a balance in our own bodies too. Me as a feminine, I also carry masculine energy and a masculine also carries feminine energy. We have this through the nostrils, the ida and the pingala, the left being the feminine and the right being the masculine. That is why if you get your nose pierced as a woman in the Eastern culture, you're always getting it pierced on the left because that is the feminine side. And so not only do souls that are twin flame, so a twin again, just a reminder, according to Plato's symposium and what we've seen in a lot of these old manuscripts, a twin flame, a soul is a soul basically that splits into two. Now, this soul is a really old soul, very, been around for a very, very long time and it has gathered so much understanding of its own consciousness that it has the ability to then split into two. And so what we call twin flames means that a soul has split into two into a divine feminine and into a divine masculine. And so they incarnate into a woman and a man most of the time, generally speaking, sometimes it can be same sex, but just generally speaking, a man or a woman both with the same soul. Now, again, as we've said before, as I have a twin, a lot of people that come from the Lyran star seed group have twins and it's not as romantic as people think it is. It's the twin flame journey is a hard one. It's kind of like puts your soul's lesson into hyperdrive because part of your soul is literally in another person. But anyway, what the dark players have tried to do is create imbalance, disharmony, chaos. And so we know right now, they are trying to keep twins apart because when twins work together, regardless of whether that's romantically or not, whatever their soul contract is, it ups the vibration because that soul is then coming together again as one. This is what we see with a lot of the what they call sex magic in the Isis religion is this idea of the twins coming together in a very intimate way. Now, of course, we know the bad guys have also manipulated that as well. And we know that vibrationally for Yahshua or Mary Magdalene as ascended masters themselves to come through the portal of the woman, then the parents of these two people themselves also had to be high vibrational people in order to host a soul like the Magdalene or like Yahshua. I hope that makes sense. It's all about the vibrational frequency that's happening. And so when she's talking about the cosmic mother here, she's again tapping back into this idea that everything's a balance between the divine feminine and the divine masculine within your own sovereign individual self and also within these relationships. Thus the table was set so to speak for the conception of a being of remarkable qualities who had become her son Yahshua. When Mary underwent what the church refers to as immaculate conception, she was a witness to a celestial and galactic insemination process. Now, this I don't agree with and we've talked about this, but again, this would be confirmation bias because we've been told about the immaculation conception story over and over and over and over again. But immaculate conception guys, that's satanic. That's what happens in these rituals where you summon in a demon, an incubus or a succubus to basically are a PE, a woman in the hopes of impregnating her to create a demigod. Now, if we remember back to our studies on the Council of Nicaea, before the Council of Nicaea, Yahshua Jesus was not worshiped as a God. He was seen as an ascended master as a human being as a teacher.  Love God. He's just the messenger. And of course, the dark cult Lucifer wants to confuse that and have you worship mere humans instead of the Creator. And so this is also where I think that there is some confirmation bias through the channeler. But let's continue. She was a witness to a celestial and galactic insemination process by which the father principle or spirit as we understood this in the Isis cult transferred his essence into Isis. The mother that receives the seed of the father, mother receiving the impulse of spirit and his highly refined and potent spiritual energy took root in Mary's womb and gave birth to Yahshua. We know from other historical accounts that Joseph was actually Yahshua's father. He impregnated Mary. And again, just like Mary Magdalene's parents, they were two priests and priestesses in this cult of Isis as Mary Magdalene's parents were as well. And so if you think about that, if you think about the tantric side of intimacy, I'm trying to watch what I say so YouTube doesn't get upset. But the tantric side of intimacy, if you have two consenting people, especially people who marry each other, a divine feminine and a divine masculine engaged in this process of love making and their vibration is high and they understand the spiritual implications of this act. So they understand spiritually what's happening. They are able to then through their own vibrations create a space for a portal for a higher density spirit to come in and ascended master to come through. So I hope that's why, I hope that makes sense. And that's why it's really important to understand that both Magdalene's parents and Yahshua's parents were high up in this religion, in this faith. Now, I've said this before through my research, I'm really, really, really curious about Mary Magdalene's mother. From what I understand, Mary Magdalene's mother was extremely powerful. And from what I understand, she herself came from the Kentuckian, not Kentucky. I think people are getting confused about that. I'm not saying the state Kentucky. I'm saying Kentuckian. That's another planet. This is what we call Nordic people, the Kentuckians. Kind of my features would be very Kentuckian. And from what I understand, Mary's mother, Mary Magdalene's mother was most likely Kentuckian through her parents. And from what I understand, her parents, Magdalene's maternal grandparents were very powerful people too. Now the interesting thing is through my research, Mary Magdalene's father is mentioned in the canonized Bible. I think people are going to be pretty shocked when they find out who her father was. Her father was also very, very powerful. He was a governor of sorts. And if you guys know anything about these types of historical times, a lot of the priests and priestesses were also politicians. So both Mary Magdalene and Yahshua came from very, very powerful families. Yahshua was not a little poor boy, as they like to tell us, which doesn't matter anyway. He was still innocent and master. So it really doesn't matter whether he was born poor or not. He was not born poor though. He was born to very wealthy parents, as was Magdalene. So I hope that's clear. Hopefully as more time passes, this will become more understood by us collectively as a society. I think it's going to be really hard for the mainstream fundamentalist or evangelicals in our world to accept that the story they've been told is completely false. But on the other hand, the real story is really cool and really powerful. So this brings us to section 9. Mary was with the apostles when they came upon me at the well. She immediately recognized me as a fellow initiates by the gold serpent bracelet I wore on my arm and by the silver isis which glowed within my cow body. For Mary was quite clairvoyant and psychic. Now from what I understand too, this might be a little bit off because from what I actually understand, Mary Magdalene and Yahshua grew up together. They were like initiated through different practices together. Their parents were friends. And I know that Mary initiated Yahshua's cow body, which again, I think I mentioned this last time. It is very common that the female is the one that initiates the male in all these different rituals, most of which are intimate. But from what I understand, especially in twin flame unions, it's the woman that acts as the antenna. Her body is the gate, the portal. And when she is intimate with her twin, not just any man, but with her twin, she then activates him. I think he can activate by himself, but it's more powerful when the woman actually activates the man, which I know a lot of men who are fundamentalist or even teleport, not going to want to hear that, that it's the woman that actually has the ability to do that through the Kundalini with her actual twin. Again, not just any man, but her actual twin that shares a soul with her, the divine masculine. I know that the divine feminine is also the one that will initiate tower moments for her counterparts life to wake him up. It's fascinating. And there's, I have so many books on this guys and we're going to go through more and more books about this because this is something that information we've been robbed of intentionally, but you guys know what I'm saying. Alright, let's continue. The first person whose eyes I met were those of Yahshua. And as I said, I felt transported into other worlds in his immense presence.  And her eyes was recognition and acknowledgement of my status as a fellow initiate within the ice's cult. And although her training had not been in sex magic as mine had been, she understood that I had been prepared for Yahshua. Yeah. So this might be TMI, but I've learned over the past few months that for women, we have to be like trained and prepared for our twins. Like we have to do certain things, certain exercises by ourselves in order to be ready to initiate our counterpart through intimacy. So I know that sounds weird, but just go with it. Between them, I lifted up on the wings of transcendent central love. I felt my spirit soar. Ironic then the next eyes I would see were those of Yahshua's disciplines who judged me as a whore and countless generations have helped me this way. But I say to you that in Yahshua's eyes and those of his mother, I was not a whore, but a clear vessel for the healing and nurturing powers of ice's herself. There comes a time in a man's life where whether human or divine, when his mother cannot give him the essence of what he needs. Her love continues. But what is required is sustenance from another woman. I was that woman. Mary recognized me in my status and passed her son to me in that moment by the well. Mary and I spent much time together, time in which we discussed Yahshua's work, his needs, and my place in his life. It was understood that I was a servant to a greater power. I had been trained for this, but I must tell you that the power of recognition still shakes me. I still tremble at his recognition. In those many nights and days together, Mary and I attended to the needs of Yahshua and his disciples. And in that period, Mary and I became very close for I loved her and I loved her still. For her physical beauty, the purity of her heart and spirit and gentleness in which she dealt the world. I can say from my own clarity that Mary having served as the vessel for ice's is an incarnate was a highly developed master. But now having served in these ways, her mastery and perfection, her spiritual perfection is staggering. Section 10, she exists within the heavenly realms, her compassion and love continually flowing into all humans. She is available to all regardless of their beliefs. When someone calls upon her, know that they are heard. I wish now to clarify my understandings. I wish to seek about the sex magic of Isis and the cold and the alchemies of porous. I wish to reveal secrets that an initiate would never have revealed even under the threat of death. But the times are different now. Time as you know it is running out and I have received permission from the goddess for self. Indeed, I have been asked by the goddess for self to reveal to you some of the most closely guarded secrets of all time. These are revealed to you in hopes that you will elevate yourselves in time. 11. The alchemies of porous refer to a body of knowledge and methods for the alternation of the Ka body. In this understanding as the Ka embodies or acquires greater energy and light, there is an increase in one's magnetic field in that which the initiate desires becomes more quickly manifested. However, in surrender to one's own celestial soul or the Ba, the pursuit of personal desires, although not abandoned, is no longer the focus of one's entire existence. Instead, one looks upwards, so to speak, to the higher capabilities of one's self as perceived through the Ba or the celestial soul. The celestial soul or Ba exists within a much higher level of vibration in the physical body, the Ka, the spiritual or etheric twin to the physical form. Within the Ka body, there are pathways that can be stimulated and opened. The activation of these secret passages within the Ka bring a much greater power. The alchemies of porous are designed to strengthen these to activate the latent powers and abilities of the initiate through what is called Jed or the ascended seven seals or what the yogis of India call chakras. Yes, it's so funny. So, I was speaking with Stephanie off air one day. We were doing some pulling cards and I know we've talked about it on air before. I very much know that I was a part of this ISIS faith at one point. I actually know more about my story than I mentioned on air. I'm very close connection to Mary Magdalene. Very, very close connection to her as most you know because you guys see her standing around me all the time and it became apparent to me as we know we all have soul contracts and even though we don't want to repeat patterns from past lives because that's a samskara and that becomes like a broken record. We don't grow when we repeat past lives but we can mirror them and I know that from everything I've been through in these last five months I was forced to really sit down and look at some stuff and go into the quantum and look at everything and so regardless of how hard these past five months have been, it has given me that gift to understand more about where I come from and yeah, I was a part of this ISIS religion heavily involved in this ISIS religion and it makes sense because this life karmically for all of us is mirroring that life. Instead this time we're going to be taking a different path. We will be the ones to be victorious not the dark ones but us and the school that I attended in India where I'm authorized now to teach. I'm the only female in the state of Georgia who's authorized to teach this form of yoga. It's a very, very hard school to get into and I've never had problems when I first applied. I got in right away and on top of that Sanskrit came pretty naturally to me and the philosophy itself became very natural when I started to really dive into the philosophy. All of a sudden I just kind of knew it like I already knew it and a lot of people I see a lot of colleagues when I'm back in Indian classes who really have a hard time understanding basically what she just said here about the idea of what we will be saying in Sanskrit and yoga is Purusha Prakriti in Ishwara. Prakriti is nature. It's the lower part of the soul where we have also the atman which is the inner real inner soul and so that's what she's saying here and yes the chakras in the centers are these energy points that go up Shashuna which is where the Kundalini rises through or the Christ consciousness rises through at the face of the sacrum at the bowl of the pelvis. This is why we practice things like Mulabunda in yoga. This is why I've been talking a lot about doing exercises to unstick the hips, to unstick the pelvic floor especially for women because here in our time period women have been shamed for this kind of stuff and it's time that we unstick that emotional bondage over that area of our body which I believe that the dark ones did intentionally especially knowing what I know now that it's women who initiate. It's women who are the ones that initiate the men. How can the men be initiated if the women are stuck in their pelvic floor? So anyway, all right we go on to section 12. Within the school in which I was trained we learn how to activate the serpent's power moving it in specific paths in the spinal column and opening up the circuits within the brain. This created what is called ureus. Yes, I just spoke about this. The spinal of serpent power is Kundalini. Now of course the dark ones have manipulated the serpents. The serpent nothing I want to say this again I've said this so many times. Darkness can't create anything.  Nothing, right? It's the light that creates. We think of just simple photosynthesis. It's the light that creates and so everything we see in this world whether we think it's bad or whether we think it's good was originally created by the light. Pyramids, serpents, even the pentagram that we think is so bad was created by God, was created by the light and it was the darkness who took these things these tools and inverted them to make them evil. Same thing with the planet of Saturn. We've talked about the brotherhood, the Saturnalian brotherhood which is where we get the word Satan from and I think you guys probably remember where Taylor Moon even spoke about a channeling where Saturn came through and Saturn felt like he had been R-A-P-E-D because the dark players had manipulated the purpose of Saturn. Saturn was also created by God. Saturn represents the matrix, the living and breathing everyday things we have to do like cook, go to work and pay bills. That's Saturn. Saturn's also Father Time, something we're all slaves to but Saturn got manipulated just like everything that this dark cold has done and so we have to release these ideas that things like the serpents, things like Kundalini, things like pyramids are bad. They're not. They were created by God too and because they were created with a powerful purpose by God, we're going to take them back and we're going to cleanse them and make them whole again, return them to their original form and so the serpent power she's speaking is Kundalini, is the Christ consciousness. We know that Kundalini, as I've said in many, many episodes, Kundalini lies right at the base of the stomach. So right here in that pelvic floor, that's why it's important to learn how to move the hips, really move them, feel this, the femur in the socket, learn how to rotate and move because this right here is where Kundalini lies and it curls up like a little snake, a sleeping snake at the bottom of the pelvic floor, this base right here where the hip bones are and it comes down into that base and once we start to move this, once we start to clear this and I myself do this through physical practices and exercises, that snake starts to move and all of a sudden the snake will start to rise up through the spine. Now of course, it has to hit all of those energy points that Chakra centers before it can actually come up into the celestial part, this seventh chakra, we have the sixth one here and it doesn't sometimes happen at once. It happens over time. I mean I was speaking about the other day about Pratibha, which is a Sanskrit word that needs a clash of illumination and a lot of times what happens to us in our life, especially those of us who have been really working, I mean I've spent the past 15 years actively working on finding enlightenment, actively working on healing myself and learning the full depth of who I am. I've been very lucky that way and as I said, I think that was, I've done that in this life because I did this in this past life as well and I think it was necessary for me to go back and do this again. But we have these moments, you know Samadhi, the word Samadhi means union with God, one is with God and we're ultimately looking for Samadhi with the capital S, right? But over time we have these moments of Pratibha, these flashes of illumination with the lower case S, where all of a sudden we see things clearly but then we sink back down into our human form. This itself is also why, also ding ding ding, why twin flames don't meet each other until later in life, to later in life.  Most the time it's in your late 30s, 40s and 50s that you meet your twin. This is because of this, of this idea of an initiation, you in both of you, both the masculine and the feminine have to go through their own work before meeting their twin. For me and my story, I had to go through the dark night of the soul all those years in India, breaking myself, learning how to do all of the things I learned how to do in order to then be available to initiate my twin if that ever came a possibility. Likewise, the masculine like Yahshua had to also go through his own understanding so that the initiation could be accepted, so that the antenna could actually be activated. It makes sense, right? Like it's kind of like common sense, it's like your training, like it's like an athlete trains for a competition, you know? But I want to also make clear too that sometimes from what I understand the activation doesn't just happen in like one night, you know, it could take a long time of intimacy with the two to actually reach the full activation. But from what I understand that the minute you are intimate with your twin, it changes everything like it's an immediate like connection. But anyway, all right, I know that's going to probably ruffle some feathers especially for people who are very religious but I just ask that you have an open mind and just, you know, as Aristotle said, it's the sign of an intelligent mind when you can entertain an idea without accepting it. So just entertain it right now. It's a fun topic to talk about. I love philosophy anyway so I could talk about this all day. All right, so let's continue with section 12. The Uranus is often a blue fire that extends up the spine both laterally and horizontally and into the brain and it undulates with the change in energy within these pathways. The activation of this increases the brain's potential for intelligence, creativity and most importantly, receptive for the task of the initiate to change the quality of one's beings so that the attunement to the Ba or celestial soul is clear and unobstructed. Section 13, when I met Yahshua by the well for the first time, the mere proximity of his presence activated my internal alchemies, a serpent power moved up my spine as if I had practiced the disciplines I had learned. The first night when we were alone together, arm in arm, lying next to each other, we practiced the sexual magic of Isis. This specific form of magic charges the Ka body with tremendous magnetic force through the power of physical orgasm. For when one has a sexual orgasm, there is a tremendous release of magnetic energy within the cells. As this energy spreads, it releases a magnetic potential that can be used, the vibrational quality that I was talking about. I wish to share the specifics of this, but in order to do so, I must explain more of the basic understanding of sex and spiritual realization where this secret was stolen by the church. All right guys, I think we're going to leave it there on a cliff hanger just because I want to take this in small chunks because I do know that this stuff is quite new for a lot of people and so I want people just to have time to kind of like integrate all of that into their mind and have had a professor in college that used to say go have a little think, go have a little think, so just go have a little think about that. And also for women out there to kind of take that power back, that power that's been taken from us by the powers that be, that we are only pure if we follow a certain strategic plan of action when it comes to intimacy, but from what we're learning from the to Christ is that's not true.  And so that's a great power to have. And as Spider-Man says, with great power comes great responsibility, as the Bible says to whom much is given, much is expected.


Hello everybody, welcome back to another nerd-a-versa- It's not nerd-a-versa anymore. It's Illumilani. Hello everybody, welcome to an Illumilani video. The next video I can say another Illumilani video because this is technically my first video where I'm saying Illumilani. That's crazy, that's crazy. So as you might have known by the last video that I posted, I was having capture card issues with the switch because I had no idea how to use it. And so I missed out on a Halloween video. So listen, even though we're two weeks out from Halloween, I got it.  Let's get started. I'm so excited to show you guys. I am gonna time travel back to Halloween so that we can get the full experience. Also, sorry about this camera quality, by the way. It is just the streaming camera. And it's also kind of dark here. You know, daylight savings times happened. I just got off at 4.30. So it's a struggle out here. Look at Octavian in his little suit. He's so cute. Okay, continue. Oh, it's Halloween. There's Jack. Okay, I gotta stop being a little fangirl right now and go change into my Halloween costume. Do I need a candy for this? I don't remember. I believe the last time I did this was in 2020. Oh, yeah. Look at my house. I redecorated it too. It's got a new wall. I've got all my villager photos right here. All the ones I care about, except Lopez and Coco, they haven't given me their pictures yet. I'm very sad about that because me and Lopez are really good friends. Motherfucker hasn't given me his picture. I'll take you into my bedroom.  But I did redecorate this too. Look at it. I have a little balcony over here. As soon as I get the glow stickers, I'm planning on putting a window tile on this so that it looks like I have a window out to the rainy gardens. But I haven't gotten the recipe for that yet. So this is cute. But I was actually planning on going as a deadly school girl. I just thought the costume was really cute. There it is. What do you guys think? Pink or black? You guys can't actually choose. Yandere girl, Yandere weeb. Yandere girl, Yandere weeb. Okay. Is this the look I want? Yeah.  Okay. Yep. That is perfect. We are now ready to go. Let's get out of here. And then real quick before we let's go out. You guys have already seen my ramen restaurant from another video, but I did update the attic. We're also going to be visiting my boyfriend's house because it got a lot creepier. Nice. Nice. Look at it. I got my little band there. I got a terrace. Yeah. Vibes. All right, let's go. So I upgraded the front of my house a lot to kind of have like a lot darker stones and stuff.  All of this brick pathing was probably like at least four hours of my time. And so my dream address is actually set not on Halloween. It's set on a very, very cloudy day. If you guys want to visit that, I'm going to put my dream address right here and then also in the description below if you guys want to visit. And then I forgot to put these up, but these are some of my boyfriend's things that I left him so that I could, when I play on his account, I can just put it in his house. Well, let's go through my boyfriend's house real quick. So little backstory behind his house. My boyfriend played Colt of the Lamb. Love that game. It was a very cute game. I watched him play. It was very nice. And so when I was coming up with ideas for what to make his house, originally he was going to be a Dark Magic Academy, but then he was like, why don't you make it into a Colt house? So that's what I did. So we got our little Colt guy over here. It's a Wallaboyd. He just plays the piano. That's his little Colt job. And then here's like where the heads of the Colt eat dinner. And then here's my boyfriend's thrown because obviously he's ahead of the Colt like the main. What's that guy's name of Scientology? Babe, what's the guy's name from Scientology? I don't remember that guy's name, but he's basically like that, but for the Lloyds, you know what I mean? Okay, so let's go to the kitchen where there's like absolutely nothing suspicious at all. I lied. They're cannibals. So here's this little, here's the bones. And then I don't know why there's fish. I don't know. I guess they're also pescatarians. I actually really wanted a cherry pie right here so that it would look like blood, but I don't have it in my happy home Academy. I don't. I'm so sad that I don't have a cherry pie that looks like blood.  Anyways, let's leave the cannibal kitchen. So the bathroom is actually like genuinely kind of innocuous. I don't know. They're kind of bathing together. This is their bathroom where they all just like do their little Colt bathing. No, so I watched Liz the last. I freaking love her content. Bless her heart if she ever sees this. That would be so lovely. Why am I blanking on their name right now? They're just going to get called Lloyds for the rest of this video until I realize while I'm editing what they're called and I'll put it down below me. But she basically put the Lloyds on the wall next to the bath and it looks like they're in the bathtub. But it looks like they're in the bathtub. Look at and this one's doing laundry over here. I don't know what this one's doing. He's just looking and being weird. And then this is where I put like the art that like ended up being fake because I'm been trying to get all of my art for the museum. It's the only part of my museum that's like really lagging. And so when you do it on Harvest Island, you got to just keep buying it until you get a real art and you get real art twice a week. So I've just been grinding for that.   The books are only in here because the cult people are not allowed to read books. They're not allowed to know things and they're not allowed to know when they're being manipulated. Obviously. Also, here's my axe for potential murdering. Also, I had to do so much Happy Home Academy grinding and it made me feel so bad because I actually genuinely really like to do Happy Home Academy. And it makes me so sad to just unbox stuff in a house and then leave. But I had to do that for my boyfriend's account so he could get all the sound design in here and all the furniture items. It was so sad, but I took one for the team. Okay, let's visit the downstairs and here's the downstairs. Here's where I keep all of my victims and everybody. Well, this is where he keeps all of his victims. I'm not a part of this. I'm just the witch of the island. This is where he keeps all of his victims to be in prison or whatever. Like if you spoke out against the cult, this is where they keep you. I'm really sorry actually if this isn't sensitive to people who have been in a cult. It is based off of Cult of the Lamb and it is made for the creepy island specifically. So I do apologize. But yeah, so here's the bones. Here's the bones. I don't know.  And here is the very deadly chair. It pounds on your back so hard. It kills you murderous. And then here's the bed where we do like the little operations because no cult is complete without operating on its subjects. You know, I'm actually really proud of that room. As soon as I got the dungeon wall, I was so excited. I was like, I could do so much with this. Okay. So now we're going to visit the back room not to be mistaken for back rooms. Yes, my most detailed room. And for this, I will not be explaining. However, what I will say in the storyline that I have created for my island, which I will be very honest about. I'm not about like secretive storytelling. I was very excited to make all this and it's a very basic story.  If I were to make you guys try to figure out this very, very basic story I have on my island and I mostly made it for shits and giggles. So I'm going to explain it as I go. But this house and this cult does play a part in the story light of this island and I'll like talk about it later as soon as we visit like the house. There is a murderer on this island and I can't wait to show you guys who the murderer is. Okay, then let's go up here because I did edit some stuff up here. This is my new and improved cemetery. I just thought I would make it a little more organized and then because like there was flowers everywhere and it was kind of just like dirt and grass and like super unorganized and flowers were sprouting everywhere was really ugly.  Oh, it's a foggy day today. This is so perfect for Halloween. And then this is my new and improved star deck. This is inspired from something that I saw online. I can't remember it right now but I will look up a picture and then I'll post it in the video right now. But yeah, I just wanted a star deck because mine was like super ugly and sounds like I can make this pretty and like add more trees and make it like so. This isn't cottage core. I don't know what this is very core. I don't know. Anyways, so that's my star deck. This diving pad has not changed at all. It's like quite literally the exact same. This is my pumpkin patch looking real fine on the lovely night of Halloween. Very Halloween like and then my spirit of Halloween I've kept up all year. I just I didn't have the heart to get rid of it, man. I love my spirit of Halloween. I love my costumes and stuff.  But the buildings do kind of kill it. I don't know like they're just so like colorful, you know, which is why I edited the hell out of my villagers houses or at least the outside of most of them. The only one I changed was the killers and so you'll see that when I visit the killers and then here is my Grove.  But yeah, here's my vegetables.  This is the place where the killer did not clean up their mess. This is what's going to get them caught totally. This was their mistake. They got a little too bold and flew a little too close to the sun. And then I put this down here. This is just super cool. I love the mossy caves and I love like all the moss recipes are just so cool. And then of course I edited all my lanterns to put this spooky little ghoul here. I like to think these are the cameras for the cult. These are these little things are like, I don't know the cult minions that are spying on everybody.  Oh my God. I love being able to go anywhere across the island and being able to access my inventory and not have to go all the way to my house, which is all the way at the back of the island. Ramen shop's the same, but the coffee shop is different. I found out there was boba in this game and you could win it at Red's little things during 4th of July. And so I just bought a bunch of boba and now I have a boba shop. It's fantastic. And then real quick over here, I did edit my bar. Well, it used to just be a get-together place, but now it's a bar and here's my little bartender over here. I think this is bendoid or something like that. And everybody's got their little lovely, totally non-alcoholic drinks. And then here's your dance floor to get jiggy with it. I did edit my little shop up here. Now it's like dirt because it's like a little... Think of it like a... like a witch's traveling truck type thing. Kind of like the girl in Stardew Valley that just comes every Saturday to give you wares and stuff. Kind of like this, except it's not really traveling. She just kind of set up here and nobody's stopping her. And this right here, she's the store runner. Petaloid, love her.  And then I did put a little thing here. So this is like the witch's forest. But there's only one tree here because I really like for stuff to spawn up here. This is like the majority of where like my fossils spawn or where I want them to spawn. Usually they spawn in the most inconvenient places, but at least this place is still here for peace of mind. This pergola was so nice with the orange flowers and the black wood. It was so cool. So you guys have seen my hotel. I'm pretty sure that was also in the last video. But I did put my laundromat up here just to like make it look nicer. I basically just raised everything on this floor, including the pool, which should be closed right now. It's off season. I should have closed that. Whoopsie. Wait, but look, I'm super proud of this. I just don't look it. It's like a floaty. Then again, here's my little fairgrounds I got going up here and then this. This is I'm super proud of this. I saw this design on Reddit where somebody had hung bats from it from the same creator. By the way, I'll leave the username down below. I'm going to see if I could find the creator code, but it was really cool.  This is so cool. It's got to be one of my favorite parts of the custom design thing. Circus didn't change much. I honestly didn't have enough energy to change the whole circus.  They're going to ask for it. Thank you. Okay. Wait, let me go. No, no, stop. Check. No, stop fuchsia. Stop fuchsia. I don't have candy on me. Give me a second. My first mistake was going by the Plaza without candy. I can't believe I would do such a thing. Okay. Now we got candy. Now we're going to be safe.  Okay. Here's my little playground spot. This is the picnic area. Now I have some Lloyd's enjoying a little picnic over here and everything's black. Of course. Why wouldn't it be? Oh, hi, punchy.  Candy for you. Yes, I do have candy. I just got it. Wow. I don't need another Halloween. I don't need another table setting, but thank you, punchy. Yeah, so I accidentally turned all of my villagers into stoners and gay right activists. This is my nursery over here. I just had so many hybrid flowers that I didn't know what to do with and they were lining my beach. If you go to my dream address, there's still a couple on the beach, but I've tried to mostly get rid of them in this right here. So I have all my blue flowers. I have my black flowers, my orange flowers, and then my pink flowers. I had so many. I think it's because I didn't use them across the island like I did the orange ones, but I have so many pink flowers. So if any of my friends need them or if you're willing to give me your dream address and I can send you some, I don't know how that works. I don't think you can send flowers actually, but I have a lot of pink flowers. And then over here, this is also in the dream address too. That's why I left the shovel here.  And you dig up a creepy skeleton. Yes, sir. This is a murder victim buried in the nursery. And no, the nursery owners had nothing to do with this. It was all the murderer just wanting to hide something somewhere and they were like, might as well make it pretty or something. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know the killer's lore. And then here's where I keep some of my extra gold flowers. I actually have so many. They're not that hard to grow actually. There are harder flowers to grow in this game than the gold flower. Cause once you have black flowers, I feel like they just keep on spawning. Fuchsia, I have candy now. Do you want to talk? Yes. Take a spooky garland. Oh, that would have been nice to have for the video. Halloween for life nut, buddy. All right. Love you Fuchsia. My girl Fuchsia. Here's my plaza over here. I added this gazebo. I just love the way this gazebo looks. I think it's so cool and I finally found a use for it at the plaza. And then I have another banner thing over here. This banner is a little bit different though.  I think it's also by the same people that did the skulls. They have so many useful Halloween designs. I think even my brick was from them. So I will definitely leak their dream address. Lopez! You better give me your picture in return. Yeah, Lopez actually was the one that started the trend gay rights. Um, and then everybody followed him. So I'd like to think that he liberalized everybody on the island. This is ketchup and fuchsia's house right here. I, they are next to each other cause they are girlfriends. Listen, they had so many cute interactions and they were so nice to each other. And I swear to God, I don't, I don't know if I have the pictures anymore, but they were being so flirty with each other one time. So now they're girlfriends. If you go inside their house, uh, but they have pictures of each other on the wall from when I edited their houses and I'm like super excited about that. Another idea from Liz the last, I think, because that's what she did with some of her villagers. But yeah, love them. Coco's house! I'm actually super proud of Coco's house. I tried to keep it as like off the grid as possible. And so she doesn't really have, I don't think she has any technology in her house, but it's so cute. And there she is. Oh, she's so cute. Come here, talk to me.  Thank you, I will have a fun Halloween night. I don't know, she was living underground and I felt so bad for her because she didn't have like a table or like a bed or a couch or anything.  So I bet it's super hot in here. Also, before I leave, Coco is a murder victim. She is one of the ghosts of the island, but she just chills here and doesn't like say anything. I don't know, she has amnesia or something. That's why she doesn't like remember who murdered her. But she's just chilling. I mean, doesn't that face just give murder victim to you? Anyways, hey, I just gave you some candy punchy. Whatever, I'll give you another. You're my favorite overly aware cat on this island. Oh, okay. I like a spooky rug. I'll take a spooky rug. So this is Vivian's house. I didn't edit hers too much, but she's part of the lore, the biggest lore. Okay, so everybody's kind of involved in like the island murders, but her. Look at her, my little wizard and detective. I guess she doesn't really have anything in here that gives detective. But yeah, no, I don't know. She's in the big city and she's like doing all this research. I probably should put more papers around her house. Not that I think about it. Also, I love this city wall right here. It's absolutely my favorite wallpaper and Sahara will not give it to me. She doesn't want me to be happy. I've been playing this game for two years and I still haven't gotten that wallpaper. So Vivian's actually the closest to catching on to who the murderer is. She's just smart like that. I feel like, but she needs to be careful because if she gets too close, there may be consequences. All right, bye Vivian. All right. Can I ask?  Can you take a guess? Can you take a wild, wild, wild guess? Also, here's my concert spot.  Love her. Anyways, if you haven't figured out who the murderer is, it's Poppy. So yeah, I can't get into her house right now. Oh, goodness. She's pretending that she's nice. That trick that she's talking about right there, that's murder. Anyways, doesn't Poppy just give the most murderous vibes to you?  Yeah, I can't get into her house right now because she's out. So I'll put a video right here. She even has her little speaking pie over there and all her bloodstains. It doesn't let you put bloodstains on the floor. I was actually really upset about that. So yeah, I believe that was my full Island tour. Oh, no, punchy. Stop it. Stop it. I've already given you so much candy. Leave me alone. So yeah, that was the full Island tour and that's like all the lore that's going on right now. You know, we got the girlfriends. They haven't died by Poppy's hands because they have the power of love and also Poppy's not homophobic. Okay.  So right now the only murder victim is Coco and then like whoever those people were that were over there. That's okay. They're not important. So I actually do kind of want to show you guys a happy home design that I did that was really creepy for one of my old villagers that I just happened to find on there. So I think that'll be a bonus if you guys want to watch that at the end of the video. But for now, let's talk to Jack. Let's see what he's got up. What's up, bro?  It is so perfect for Halloween though. His deep voice is so perfect for Halloween. I do fit the bill. Yes, I fit the bill. Here reminds me of King from Owl House. Like just like this very like cute little guy that's just like, I will rule you. Yes, I have so much. Yes, I do. Nice. I love how they all eat them like fruits. Jack's face. That is a little helmet. I kind of do want to wear that right now actually. No, whoever whoever just saw me. I'm not okay. It's Bill. Fine. Bill, by the way, just got on the gay rights wave. He is actually kind of a flirt on the island. He just be flirting with anybody and everybody. And at first it was only girls, but Lopez showed him the way. Go, Bill. All right. Before we go, let me put on my little helmet.  Let's go to my happy home Academy. One thing real quick. I did forget to mention Poppy actually works for the cult. That's why like she's like a murder and like she's just like getting away with it because the cult has a lot of power. I did forget to mention that, but the cult does have a part in the murder sprees on the island. I don't know. It's like a sacrifice or something. Maybe Poppy is like the cult's little minion. She's like the Tom Cruise of this island, just doing the little bidding, but like being the public face or whatever. I am literally not working hard at all, Nico, but I do appreciate your enthusiasm. I love how this job really just says workers rights. We don't even have a union. They're just good. They're good to me. Wait, this is the exact opposite of where I needed to go. So Tabby was actually one of the first characters on my island and I loved her so much.  I don't know what it is about preppy villagers, but I just really love them a lot. And so when I saw her pop up on happy home Academy, I was like, dude, I have to make her a house. I just hope she's not uninteresting.  She asked for a scary old hospital. I was like, girl, you are now officially one of my favorites historically.  I probably should have come in costume, but I totally forgot. Here it is.  I love you. Half of this stuff already came in with the preset design too. I didn't have to add in a whole lot of this except for the blood designs, you know, because obviously it doesn't give you all your original creative designs. But yeah, we got the skeleton. We got whatever this moss has going on. It's giving some silent hill vibes. She's scared of the scary skeleton. Don't know why she asked for it. Oh, never mind. She's actually just admiring it. Tabby, while guests are here, come on girl. Get it together. We can't be a weirdo on main. But yeah, you even got the creaks and stuff. It's real spooky, real scary. I don't know. I was just so happy that she asked me to make this that I thought I'd had to show you guys. But anyways, yeah. So that was my island tour. My little Halloween get together with you guys and also the bonus Tabby's happy home Academy House. I don't know. So I hope you guys enjoyed and I hope you guys aren't super mad at me that it was super late. I'm so glad I got to borrow this capture card so that I could actually make this video and my work didn't go to waste. It is very exciting. I do plan on making more animal crossing content in the future. I really love animal crossing. It's very fun. I'm very inspired by content like Liz the last. I don't know. It's just like very like fun and like chill along with my other videos, of course, because I do still want to kind of keep a creepy vibe on this channel a little bit. But I hope you guys enjoyed and I hope you guys want more and we'll come back for more. There will be another Alice Madness Returns video posted soon and thank you guys for watching. See you guys later. Bye.


All right, since we're almost ready to get started here. I just want to give all of our attendees if anyone is part of an applicant team and they would like to Check their sound. Please raise your hand the zoom meeting here. We can check that for you We have Matt and craze You should receive a prompt if you answer that prompt we can go ahead and check that Good morning Matt Good morning Seems to be working fine. I hope I might have mispronounced your name. Sorry about that. Oh, no, you got it, right? Thank you. Oh good. Okay So if you want to go ahead and mute your sound whenever it's appropriate, then we won't have to go through that back and forth each time Okay, here. Let's try Stephanie Webb. Good morning, Stephanie. Hi Sounds good. Thanks. Oh So it is now at 10 30 I'd like to call to order the April 1st 2021 zoning administrator meeting. My name is Andy Gustafson and I am the zoning administrator for the city of Santa Rosa I'm welcome and thank you for attending this meeting. It is a virtual meeting in response to COVID-19 pandemic and our effort to help reduce the spread of the COVID-19 virus by holding virtual meetings. This meeting will be held as any other public meeting on matters such as Development review that we are considering today Before we get started those of you who are in attendance who may not have attended a virtual meeting before during the course of discussion you will be given opportunity to comment and those of you who are attending via zoom You can comment by raising your hand and you'll be recognized if anyone's calling in I don't see right now if anyone is but if you are You then press star nine and we'll be able to recognize you in each case You'll need to unmute yourself to actually be heard. So this meeting We have two items on our agenda Before we begin to review them We always give opportunity for the public to comment on any matters not on the agenda That are subject to zoning administrator review if you wish to make a comment on a matter not on the agenda Please raise your hand or press star nine and you'll be recognized Looking to see if I can see a list of participants Or attendees and I see three and none have raised their hands So let's move forward to the scheduled items on the agenda. We have two and the first one is A minor conditional use permit for 35 30 Shallow creep drive Before we start on that before I ask the project planner to give the presentation I want to also say that any Matter that's acted on the decisions taken today may be appealed There's a 10 day appeal period the first business day that occurs Honor after the 10th day is made 12 if you do want to appeal on action today that's taken today please cost contact the project planner and Make arrangements to do so All right, so with that I have 3.1 again minor conditional use permit 35 30 shallow keep drive and Monacea college is the project planner money. Can you give your presentation? Sure? Good morning, Mr. Gustafson and thank you for the introduction. I'm going to share my screen There we go So as you mentioned, this is a minor conditional use permit for infant swimming resource self resource instruction located at 35 30 shallow creek drive The project is a minor conditional use permit for home occupation to provide swimming classes for children six months to six years old Classes will start late April through early October and they will be Monday through Friday between hours of 10 in the morning and six afternoon each session will last between 30 to 60 minutes and total three to six students per day will be seen and Students will be staggered by 30 to 60 minutes So there won't be two or three students at the same time. We have to make sure that one student visits Here is the location for the site. It's at the end of the street, which is shallow creek The zone for the property is R17 0.5 RC, which is single family residential within the combined resilience city and The Gerald and land use is low density residential No pool has been proposed yet, but the applicant has submitted the building permit for the construction of the pool and Here is a closer look for the existing house. The pool will be constructed in the back And there are plenty parking spaces in front of the house on the driveway We have sent the notice to neighbors within 600 feet and I have received only one email Not in favor of the project and the reason that she was not in favor Her concern was about the noise coming from the excited screaming kids in the pool Traffic noise in the neighborhood And adding another use in the neighborhood will bring additional traffic and then Her concern were quality of life issues She mentioned that there's already a school in that neighborhood and adding another home occupation might add additional traffic and noise in the neighborhood The project has been reviewed in compliance with california environmental quality act and it qualifies for a class one exemption under section 15301 because the use will occur within an existing single family home And the intensity of the use is not beyond what is normally allowed for a single family home And with that planning and economic development department recommends that the zoning administrator by resolution approve A minor conditional use permit for the property located at 35 30 shallow creek drive And that was my presentation I know the applicant's stifling is also available So if there are any questions about the use she can eat also answer those questions. Thank you Thank you very much. Can you um open or leave on the screen the aerial site plan or I should say aerial view of the Property in the vicinity. Yes. Thank you.  They are not the adjacent neighbor. They are like a straight down Let me see in this area You they are somewhere here if I'm not wrong not in this area, but somewhere here Okay, thank you All right, um the applicant if you wish to make a presentation, you don't have to do so but you're welcome to do so now Um, I don't mean I don't have too much to say. Um, you know Just like any other swimming lessons you have some kids who love it and some kids who you know have an issue with uh with having water in their face and um So we are trying to time our lessons so that way doesn't interfere with you know Late in the evenings when people get home from work nor will they be too early to interfere with you know Getting up in the morning. So trying to be respectful of the neighbors to make sure we are um timing lessons That are favorable to the neighborhood and like I said, I'm open to You know, if there are times that are better for neighbors, you know I'm totally fine with people coming up and chatting with me So I'm willing to be flexible and trying to accommodate everyone Thank you And I uh, you've read the uh The staffs recommended conditions of approval and agree with them Oh, yes Okay, thank you All right. So, um, is there any member of the public in attendance who wishes to comment? on this item Seeing none I'll close the public hearing on this item Um All right, so this is a home occupation And it's utilizing a swimming pool, which is an ordinary accessory used to a single family dwelling or any residential use um I think the activity that's being proposed Is really no different than if the homeowner were um inviting Friends that are having their family members using the pool um, I am I am encouraged that the Applicant is sensitive to potential noise disruption That might occur with lessons however, I would say the Whole occupation and the activity and the noise is no different than a private use of a pool during normal hours and I would imagine um the uh hours of operation or lessons would be somewhat self-regulated by uh temperature, um I doubt very early morning swim lessons would occur if it's cold outside or late at night um, so I think this is uh In terms of a conditional use permit for this item fulfills the standards of showing that it would not Be adversely impacting the people living and working in the area um, and staffs propose resolution Makes the appropriate findings in order to demonstrate that the application um fulfills the requirements of the city's home occupation per um regulation And includes appropriate conditions of approval to help ensure that it is compatible with the Residential quality and character of the neighborhood. So with that, um, I approve the conditional use permit and uh, as I noted before we started on The regular scheduled items that if should anyone wish to appeal to determination They have the end of the business day April 12th to do so and if you do please contact The uh project planner Thank you very much All right, so now we move on to item number two, which is Actually, I have 3.2 another conditional use permit and it's for 10 18 center was a plaza and Uh, excuse me when a sick holly is the project planner when they can you give your presentation? Or And here is my presentation So the project is called three disciples brewing is a minor conditional use permit for Santa Rosa Plaza The applicant is proposing a use permit to operate brewery brew pop with cells of beer As well as on site tasting and food service. The proposal is for A re-tenanting of a previous brewing company with a new brewery There used to be another brewery there, but they went out of operation more than a year so when the Six months then a new use will require a new use permit The reason the applicant is applying for a new use permit because it's after that six months So they are going to use the same place with no expansion with the same equipment for another operator, which is three disciples They are not proposing any exterior changes And they will keep everything as it is any Exterior changes or addition will require some level of design review Here is the location it is in downtown station area and the general plan land uses core mix use Here is another view of the previously that was two tread brewery is going to the same location Same floor plan same equipment will be used for the brewery Here is the outdoor that will be used for this use also and will remain the same there will be any changes at this time And A notice was sent out to neighbors within 600 feet I did not receive any comments or concerns regarding the proposed project And the project has been reviewed in compliance with the california environmental quality act and it qualifies for an exemption The planning at the comic development department recommends that the zoning administrator by resolution Approve a minor conditional use permit for the property located at 10 18 center rosa plaza for three disciples brewery And that was my presentation. I know matt is available. He's the applicant And he can answer if we have any questions from him. Thank you thank you, uh, this is collie and I think your presentation was complete pretty straightforward project does the applicant wish to add any more information to this Proposal No, I believe mona covered just about everything that needed to be covered All right. Well, thank you Is there any member of the public in attendance who wishes to comment? So please raise your hand or press star nine Seeing none. We'll close the public portion meeting portion on this item. Um, so this is uh Uh, basically retentating an existing space with the same use as the previous occupant So no intensification of the use the staff's resolution reflects that that is the case and It makes the appropriate findings And provides appropriate conditions of approval for this this new tenant to resume the former use on the property I'll I might add it's really great to see vacant spaces downtown get utilized. Um, and this is the kind of use that will help Vigorate downtown for the public to come to the play to the area. Um, so with that I approve the The project that's proposed by staff subject to conditions of approval and Should any matter anyone wish to appeal this item? You have until the end of the business day April 12th to do so so, uh, thank you very much and That concludes our, um scheduled items on our agenda today And it's my pleasure to adjourn This meeting of April 1st 2021 at 10 46 a.m Thank you all for attending and have a great day


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And it can be when you when you look at it from the from the workers standpoint, and all you can see on your end is like, I only have limited access to this database program and I can't see what everything else is going on. It can be a restrictive at the same time. Notice that too much separation of duties, too much restriction to people in terms of how much access they have to a certain database limits some things as well as well, because it is basically red tape. But you need to find that balance. And it's a great way the database program is is a great tool to be able to find balance in that you can limit certain areas for certain people in terms of what they can access in the database program, greater ability to to prevent or detect a circumvention of controls. So we can also have a better supervision type of duties. Oftentimes to be able to track what's happening. We can actually see, you know, who was in the database program, who is doing what within the database program risks. Then these are like basically the downside unauthorized access to data that may result in destruction of data or improper changes to the data. So it's quite possible when you have the database program, even if you put the right restrictions in that people can get access to it because of course, especially if something's on some type of online database program, nothing is completely secure, of course. And it's quite possible that you can have problems. If you don't have a well designed database program, then it's quite possible that people are going to get the access to the data or improper people are going to get access to the data, possibly do something such as an error, delete the data or have some kind of changes or do something improper to the data reliance on systems or programs that unknown to management, incorrectly process data, process, incorrect data or both. If we have very complex database systems, this is happening more and more because what happens is management no longer having to do the calculation, but just depending on the number that has been gotten from the calculation, no longer understands the complex calculation itself. So the data input, therefore, that you're going to put into the system in order to generate these types of calculation could be off because a lot of times we don't know as much in terms of what needs to be input properly in order for the computer to do a complex calculation to get the right result. And once the result has come out, we may not be able to interpret it quite as well because we're not understanding the process. We're not going through the calculations of it. So although the computer can do complex calculations, the ability for us to interpret them and also put in the data necessary to do them properly can actually deteriorate as we become more dependent on the computer to do the calculation. Unauthorized changes to system or programs. So there could be obviously unauthorized changes. We've got to be able to make sure that we have controls over who was operating the system. Problem with that one is that obviously the person that's designing the internal control system that has an idea of what the separation of duty should be is separate from the IT department that knows how to actually implement the segregation of duties in the IT process. And there has to be really good communication between those individuals to put into a separation of duties that works. Unauthorized changes to data are similar kind of problem. Inappropriate manual intervention so we could have manual interventions within the system that are not properly put in place again. And this all comes down to how well the database program is going to be set up. Potential loss of data. It's possible that we could lose the data. We always have to be thinking about how are we going to conserve the data because if we're in a system where we're not basically saving everything off the system and basically putting it into a file somewhere like it used to be where we have hard copies and whatnot, then all of our data is on a server somewhere. And the question is of course that server can be deleted. Can we lose the server information if there was a problem? How do we support this information? How can we possibly back up this information? That all becomes an issue as we get more information on a database system as opposed to a more of a traditional system.


What's up, everybody? Jason here with Jasper's Case Breaks.com. We're giving away four Derek Jeter Mixer spots in this 2020 Optic Choice One Box Break Random Teams number six. Again, first, 30 total spots. Everybody gets a random team in the MLB, remember, all-card ship. Then at the end of the break, we'll randomize only the customer names and customer name at number one through six, or one through four, sorry, we'll get a spot in the MLB Mixer. Also top four, get in. Let's do the break first. Here's the dice roll it, let's roll it. One out of five, six times, good luck. One, two, three, four, five, and six. One out of five, six times, Chris down to Jonathan. One, two, three, four, five, and six. Padres down to the Yankees. And again guys, just a quick little box break, so stick to what you got. So there you go. So let's alphabetize it. And again, this is 2020, so there could be some prospects in this Optic, which I think there is, so even Yankees would like Jason to make it to be a possibility of course. Blue Jays, Chicago White Soxer, Bigger Team, Dodgers, et cetera, et cetera. Just stick to what you got guys. What's up Juan and Joshua? Maybe the code not go through right? It should have added to your account to be honest man. Like I said, the code is still active. It should be. There's nothing different about it, let me see. Just wanted to make sure you'll click the apply first before you checked out. Yes, it still says you have 50 bucks and $10. So maybe you just make sure you click the apply before you check out, like I put in your debit card. But like I said, the code is active and it still shows you have 50 bucks there. We got Mike Soroka, Bryce Harper, and the first one we got is Travis Demmer for Detroit, Radio Rookie, 1099. You don't know yet Joshua, but I just wanted to make sure did you click like apply? Cause like I just wanted to make sure, like I don't know if you just put it in and you thought like it was gonna automatically like check out with it. I just wanted to make sure did you click apply and then you have to see it be physically taken and then it should have just charged the remaining balance to your debit card. So you can still use it again, but just make sure that it says apply. Cause it should work. I mean, I can't really do it for you, but if you want to just, I don't know if you want to use it for something else. Obviously you still have 50 bucks there. Yeah, yeah. Just make sure it says applied on it so that way you can see that it got taken out. But no worries, man. For some reason the code's not working then I can send a new one, but it shows it's still active and you still have all your money still in there. Randy Arosa Reina, and I love these blue modules. Or sorry, green modules I say. 20 out of 99. St. Louis Cardinals Edition, Randy Arosa Reina. So of course Detroit. I mean, sorry not Detroit. St. Louis, Detroit was the last one. Rich, get a little Randy Arosa Reina. Jake Rogers. Yeah, you enter the code and make sure to click apply. That way you can see it deducted on your order form before you check out. No problem, man. Jake Rogers, another one for Detroit. And we got Donnie Walton to 84. Brian Anderson, Ronald Okunia Jr. All-Stars. Who's like Scales, right? This is the 76 edition one. Lucas Jolito, and how about Mike Trapp? Can't really get too much from Panini, Mike Trapp, but numbered cards and relics. So there you go, six out of 88. All right, there you go. Nice little boxer here, guys. Sweet. Switch scenes now. Let's give away those spots in the breaks. Remember, top four, get in. Here's the dice roller, here's the list of customer names. Roll it. And four to six, 10 times. Top four, get in. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, and 10th and final time, four to six. Gail, Rich, Jonathan, and Christopher last spot mojo. There you go, four and a six. Congratulations, top four are in. One more way to win is on the website, guys, plus the three spots straight up. We're at 29 left. Appreciate it, guys. Jasby'scasebreaks.com.