just putting them all on the floor and the security guard looks at them and he looks at me and he looks back at them and he's just like like mouths what the fuck are they doing and I just shrugged my shoulders like I don't know and they're just staring at them and looking back looking through them all and he walks up to them and he's like what are you doing? and like I'm in range so I can hear the conversation and they're like oh we're just looking through them because we're just looking for the ones we want and he was like okay people walk through here so if you wouldn't mind like doing this in a more efficient manner if you have to do this this way whatever you know it's sort of thing it's a guy and a girl women's like distressed about this I remember finding it odd but I just go back to my work whatever and then fast forward about 20 minutes and my manager comes up to me and she was like I need to speak to you about our security guard and I was like okay and the couple and my manager come up to me and they're like so these people feel very distressed were they harassed by the security guard and I was like you were there you heard what he said I was like you guys were looking at the Funko pops right and they're like yeah do you remember what he said he said that he wanted to know what you were doing right and they were like no I was like sorry what did he say he was like are you trying to rob the store are you trying to sneakily put these into your clothing and he was like oh I need to check what you're doing I was like oh I don't remember him saying that and then like they started talking more and then I the manager talked to me separately and she was like I think these people are crazy like what actually happened and I was like he literally just asked what they were doing and that was it and she was like yeah that's what the security guard told me and then they came over as we were talking they were like I demand he be fired I demand he be fired and we were both like wide-eyed like I don't think that's how it works I don't think you can just fire somebody the customer does not have the power to hire and fire actually and ironically she was like we will never shop here again unless he's fired and my manager was like okay that seems like a win-win right and they left outraged and the security guard was like hey man thanks for backing me up and I was like what do you mean I just told my manager was like yeah if ever this shit happens just fucking hell these people need a reality check like some customers are actually insane and they just do not listen to what people are actually saying and they just imagine slight so they can get free shit or they can demand people get fired it's the most insane and this is one of like a thousand stories retail is hell when you live in like the you're working some of the worst jobs and I had like it was a nightmare and like I remember just being like what the fuck I knew and she was like if you had told me that he had abused them he may have lost his job but I was just like how arbitrary your life can be when you're in retail that a fucking annoying customer can cost you everything just because they didn't listen to what you were actually saying yeah generally when it comes to stuff like that jobs will put people on like a warning system or they have like verbal warnings and written warnings and then temporary suspensions I before I did the internet stuff I worked in a hotel and while I was in that hotel I did valet I did concierge I did bellhop essentially I worked in the restaurant I worked in the banquets department we did all kinds of stuff we did so I know all about how crazy people when you work all around the hotel and you see people coming in and out and in and out and out every single day hundreds of people every day and everyone's got most people you never remember because they're just in and out they just want to get along with their lives every once in a while you see enough people that if 0.5% of people are fucking psychos you're gonna eventually run into a bunch of psychos it was eye-opening and this is why I recommend everyone have that experience because I said so many stories this was quicker but we had a special when Pokemon X and Y released we give them out a card that has a code on it and it'll give you a free Pokemon when you put it into your whatever fucking console you have and we ran out because the idea was you give it one card with every purchase of the game and eventually we ran out as then he still does and a guy walked up to me he looked like he was in his 60s but he had the outfit of someone he was like fucking 10 years old he had like shorts and a nice little shit and he was holding his games and he was like the sign said that you get a free Pokemon code I'd like to have that I was like yeah sorry no we were out the promotion doesn't been refilled on our side so I can't give you that and he was like okay I can wait and he just stood there and I was like no no I mean like deliveries like this could be a week it could be more like I don't know because obviously I just work here I don't know what the actual deliveries are yeah we used to have you know we had a whole stack but we'd given them out with every game purchase and we ran out and he was like well that's unacceptable and you just awkwardly stand there and he's like I'd like to speak to a manager and I'm like the manager will tell you the exact same thing and he's like I'd like to speak to a manager and there's you hear about these stories as like almost jokes in movies and stuff but these things happen people are insane and the manager comes down and tells you the exact same fucking thing because they don't know anything about it so they ask me about it and I tell them what I told them and they tell them the fucking customer and the customer's like that's unacceptable and they're like okay do you want to see my manager do you want to see the fucking co-owner of the store Shane you want to talk to the CEO is that what you want you want us to fly you out to London to go to corporate headquarters to get into a business meeting room with our CEO so we can explain to you that things are limited in this finite world that's not acceptable you're free not to accept it just as long as you don't accept it somewhere else that's not here and you'll find like the same guy comes back the following day like have you got them now it's like I said like Jesus Christ you don't want to live anymore I didn't leave that job because I found a better one I left it out of pure stress it was a nightmare in the purest sense it was the fucking worst job I've ever had there's more stories to come but I don't want to delay this too quickly it's just delay this more morally weirds fail me it's a bad thing and if everyone goes to retail and experiences it'll make you a lot more humble about people in real-time the best story I have and again I'll try and make this as quickly as possible is that we have a tents so think of them as several outdoor tent things and this is before software I was in control of outdoors first you'd have like the 4 foot tent then the 6 foot tent and then the 12 foot tent which many not many people buy but this guy wanted a 12 foot tent I was like okay I'll go find one for you they took me like 10 minutes in the back but I found a 12 foot tent and then by the time I was getting it out for him I realized that the box was all damaged and I was like fuck I can't sell this to a customer this is just bad and then after another 10 minutes I found a 12 foot tent and the box looked fine and I checked it and it was like it was missing one of the most important poles and I was like this can't work either so I woke up to my tail to check the stock see if it's more than two he was like is everything okay and I was like there are two in stock they're just they're not I can't they're not sellable and I think I said something like they're reserved to try and cover it instead of saying they're just broken because it makes the store look terrible so I was like yeah so I'm trying to find you a more different one he was like yeah okay fine and so I look for ages and then it says there's one in like warehouse B I go over there and I go out after searching for ages from the guy who works the warehouses like oh no we sold that one we haven't recorded it yet and I was like oh okay and you know after like a good half hour 40 minutes I remember coming back to this guy with the unfortunate information that he's just wasted his time standing here we don't have it and he's gonna have to wait X amount of time we'll go to a different store his reaction okay thank you for looking and he left I was just like wow yeah some people are you know nothing I can do about it and it's the idea that makes things appear the fundamental thing you have to appreciate in retail and this isn't 100% true but most of the time I don't want to waste your time I want you to get out and that's not supposed to be rude it's me telling you that I'm trying to get the job done as quickly as possible so I can get back to all the standard jobs that I have in the day regardless of customers which is typically a lot customers are usually on top of whatever jobs you have to do in the day so when a customer is like I want X you get it to them as soon as possible so you can get back on with your job so the idea that it's like you've been fucking me over trust me workers want you to go satisfied as soon as possible so try not to demonize them that's all and yeah I really appreciate that guy that guy was like my favorite customer ever and all he did was say okay that's the thing that you do that's the thing that you do it's not about everything and this is the thing it's not to say that everyone in retail is working their ass off for you some people are assholes some workers don't give a shit but it's just try and stay calm because my god I have some stories about the most asshole like fucking customers in history and you know the meme about how it's like a 40 year old woman with that standard hairstyle it's like yeah it was a lot of those yeah it's more than just a meme I swear anyway moving on do you guys want to say anything else before I carry on hmm no I think I'm good there alright if you can prove oh yeah sorry that's alright can you teach Fortia how to play this I don't want to rehash that one can you teach Fortia how to play a snowball bitty game in Pumble Party my forehead hurts so much from all the face palming also rags if I can ask how old are you you can't ask do you wish to not answer or answer the question I'm about three and a half by 7 7 14 21 20 24 and a half is that your age I don't know okay either way yeah Fortia is fucking terrible at the snowball game in Pumble Party and it's like my favorite game which one is that imagine being bad at Pumble Party you're all basically playing as big balls and you slam into each other on a platform that one's dumb I think that one's legit rigged no you just batted it if that's your case no I think it's I think there's some kind of a glitch or a bug or something you're a bad man he's really bad at it and I wish for him to be bad because I love that game anyway reading through the Han Solo trilogy I'm sad none of this can be made canon not even the solo family can exist if solo is a made up name is it Han Solo trilogy in like writing in the form I'm guessing or I guess they're books because I haven't heard of I guess there's probably tons of Star Wars books I've never heard of like I said about the Captain Marvel sequels if someone said like what the fuck would you want a Han Solo trilogy I was like it's well written I'd want it and I'm up for anything well written yeah if they're good I'll watch them if they're crap then because you know the idea of like who the fuck asked for a Han Solo prequel I'm totally in that camp but that doesn't mean it can't be good who the fuck needed a Han Solo prequel I understand that I fucking I'd understand a Snoke prequel more than that but off topic hey drinker do you eFap drunk or do you find it easier to get your criticisms up sober I'm afraid he can't answer that but I imagine he works sober and then likes to deliver it while drunk I don't know we have to have a um keep an eye out for like specific topical guest related super chats that's true actually we should try and do that it's really hard because the whole premise of not reading out the super chats earlier than uh this portion for them is to maintain the flow of conversation so sometimes like if I'm into it with someone else and then there's a question for them I'll miss it but um feels bad man but homecoming equals bad comics adaptation but fine film I'm okay with that comment on its adaptation but I think it's a fine film as well the only thing I've seen for the uh in terms of it being an adaptation is the high tops video so well I can't say I agree with that video he talks more than just wait what was your point again say that again sorry the only video the only thing I've seen about it being a bad spider man adaptation is the high topic he makes more than just an argument about it being a bad adaptation he says at one point that uh something along the lines of like there are no repercussions for anything that happens in the film that's his first point and then his point after that that's more than just a comic adaptation point though then there's a line where he's like oh he also does face consequences but those don't count this is the problem I covered it with friggy and friggy was like oh can I be on the e-fat we covered this I was like sure but I was like you probably want to be on it as well and shad wants to be on it as well we just have fucking everybody on it we'll have another 10 or 20 years friggy let message friggy tell him the e-fat now is he online yeah well can you do it while I read out super jazz fine mauler I'll do it it's fine don't worry about it I hope Danvers pulls a Daenerys in the MCU I actually agree with that wait why would you just ring him you gotta ask his permission first holy fuck I listen when he comes in we'll just tell him right off the bat what you just did was a racism friggy it's important okay listen friggy all right we're live just let you know we're e-fapping so anything you can say can it will be used against you in the public why did you do this to this poor man so because I we were Jay and mauler and I we were we were talking about retail and we wanted to ask you what was your opinion on the Emancipation Proclamation pro against in the middle of what this is out of we're super chatting alright okay why did you do this to this poor man how could you do this he's okay so mauler said so the Emancipation that was Lincoln right why I don't know you talking about so we were doing an e-fap and I said hey we should ask Fringy if he wants to come on and mauler told me to do it and of course I fucked it up because I don't know how to run the show so it's mauler's fault because he knew that I would mess it up okay alright that's okay I don't know what the situation with you is right now Fringy in terms of free time what happened was I mentioned he's got a lot of free time because of the Emancipation Proclamation there's been a lot of talk about how Spider-Man Homecoming is bad tonight and I mentioned the high now it's funny you say that because I literally got home from watching Spider-Man like 20 minutes ago oh shit you've seen the new one I have what do you think yeah I enjoyed it the the last post credit scene is something but yeah I enjoyed it is it better or worse than Homecoming I'm probably going to have to think about that it's kind of tough because Homecoming is so solid I'm careful Fringy I can't say that because MJ's black what who cares I know who does care apparently some people out there give a shit I mean this one's a lot bigger in scope like Homecoming is quite a small story this one's a bit a lot bigger which is fine because I think they handled it well and there was a lot of good stuff working for it in terms of character he's absolutely not in the same place that he was at the start well as sort of obviously setting things up for the future because this is the first post endgame movie well I'm happy that you think that way because I mean me and you pretty much a one-to-one on Homecoming so I'm hoping I enjoy it yeah Homecoming is awesome and anybody who says it isn't is objectively wrong oh my god this is spicy we've dealt with a night of chat and guests saying Homecoming isn't very good we've got a straw pall up what was it oh you know it's right on my screen now 40% of people in the straw pall say that Homecoming Homecoming was not good 40% wow why well this is the thing so we were talking about the high top video and I said that me and you watched it we thought it was terrible and the rags were like it's really bad we're currently talking about superchats I saw that video unfortunately let's watch it right now I I don't really want to I don't really want to look at what you've done you've disturbed this poor frog slumber slash day kind of yeah look at this shit literally back to back these three comments in chat from different people Homecoming was average I loved Homecoming I don't even know that there's any kind of consensus on Homecoming yeah but the thing is it is underrated because a lot of people don't say that it's one of the best ones which it is I loved Homecoming I thought it was one of the most securely solid ones yeah for me it's in the top three I'm surprised it's not so highly received that's why we say it's underrated the problem is the problem is right now we have four people who think Homecoming is pretty great so we gotta because people in chat are going to be very frustrated there's no one here to represent the idea that it's not great that's why I want to make an eFab for it I want to have videos we can cover about it I want to have guests that hate it so we can get a good old conversation about it instead of just dragging innocent Mr. Fringon to just say that it's good you know we can't be doing that it's rude yeah rags is the true villain of eFab am I am I really or am I just a different kind of hero the anti hero yeah no I mean that's a good hopefully I can enjoy watching it I'm seeing Homecoming on Tuesday I believe rags did you say you were seeing it on Wednesday or did Wolf say that I don't know I don't have any like specific plans to see it we're just going to see it when it comes out as long as you see it before next Sunday because that's probably when we'll talk about it okay I think that people are actually like the original Sam Raimi ones there's a little thing in there that I think they'll like without saying anything there's a little thing in there that they'll like okay do you think it'll be better received than Homecoming well hmm he's not in New York you know like he's not I don't know this is what I mean it's like a lot of people yes I see a lot of people say things like oh man it'd be good to see him actually like web-slinging around New York he's not in New York though I mean obviously like he's in the trailers though but I don't know it feels like a lot of people don't like it because it's not very traditional you know in terms of where it is and what he's doing and things like that but that's why I like it because we've already had five Spider-Man movies no we need another origin story for Spider-Man he has to get bit by a radio actor spider in Science Lab the majority of us haven't seen it and we haven't got anybody who disagrees with it so it'll have its time chat don't worry there are things like there are things that we are a little bit like iffy in terms of plot there are just things where I was down like that seems a little bit far-fetched I've got to imagine somebody would have noticed that or things like that and yeah I think the post-credits scene is going to be real interesting to hear what people think of that one it changes a lot despite the fact that I don't think it intended to it does I can't wait to see it and when I see it I'll finish it and I'll message Fringy like hey want to talk about how terrible it is and Fringy be like either way I mean it's really like in terms of Marvel movies this year it's in a good spot because while I think we all enjoyed Endgame a lot it's riddled with problems from a spritzen plot perspective and Captain Marvel is the worst one so it's really like nothing else not a strong competition I understand no alright well I mean it's up to you if you want to stay or not but we're currently reading through Super Chess yeah I'll stay but I'll be back in a couple of minutes alright how the heck does Doom Eternal look bad by what metric can it be considered lacking I'm so trugged that would have been answered trugged oh thank Christ they finally got the drinker Praise be Saint Don the Benevolent Adopter of Orphans, Rider of Motorcycles Breaker of Awkward Silence and Protector of the Innocent I completely agree Salad King Would you rather have an all-inclusive 24 hour date with the Don at the end of which you will die peacefully and painlessly or spend 12 hours with the Don before he dies peacefully in the hospital I would rather die I don't think we can deprive the world of the Don yeah that's a toughie that's really a toughie that was from Mr. Massive by the way that guy knows his shit tough question I would go with the Pryor because the Don spreads positivity like no one else but what would the Don want yeah that's the ultimate I think Don would be upset at the idea that someone dies for him he's already had so many people he had his wife died who knows I don't know Captain Marvel has a higher kill count than Thanos that's not true I don't think that's true technically she has a higher kill count possibly than the Thanos from Endgame but not from the Thanos I don't think anyone can beat Thanos's kill count the Thanos from Endgame doesn't fucking have a kill count yeah he does he's been obliterating planets up to that point okay I don't screen kill count like a confirmed kill in that case yeah he killed literally nobody actually I don't think he killed anyone did he only hurt people I don't think he actually killed anybody he's the good guy confirmed he was already Thanos did nothing wrong 20 years between Captain Marvel and Endgame why didn't Captain Marvel try to stop Thanos at any point during that period it's established in Guardians that Thanos is known galaxy wide as Space Hitler well let me tell you about something called a retcon that means that when the story is already running someone adds a thing in there and sometimes it can be really clunky and it ruins everything we call this Captain Marvel that's because she's flawed they'll be like why didn't you stop Thanos she's like there are other planets in the galaxy that need my help that don't include Thanos she was like he was literally next on my list when he did the thing okay she's justified she didn't stop she didn't stop Thanos for the same you cut out what did you say she didn't stop Thanos for the same reason I haven't watched Lord of the Rings yet and what reason is that I don't know I want them to adapt Civil War 2 so we can watch the feminists and the minorities fight over whose side is right hey so Civil War 2 huh do you guys know anything about Civil War 2 the comic they're not going to do it there's no way it's basically Minority Report except they try to unironically present it as though Minority Report do you really think they'll make Captain Marvel the obvious bad guy the thing is like the comic doesn't treat her like she's clearly wrong it kind of presents it as though Tony's a little bit overly paranoid as like no he's right unequivocally right that's why it's such a bad story and everybody fucking hates that one that's your opinion Don is Anakin done right what when are we with Don and Anakin connected if you haven't seen Tony's new format it's incredible we will be covering it that was actually a backup there's it's not it's not it's not you might assume from the term new format that it's very different it's not very different it's different though and we will definitely cover on eFap it was gonna be a backup today if we got through the third video but as you can tell that the second video took us to a second eFap so there's no fucking chance we're gonna be able to but yes we will definitely cover him he's a glorious boyo the best doggo has returned to us hi rags missed you hello it's I missed me too here you go only three things are certain in life death, taxes and spider-man coming out Benjamimbo Frank Laggins Benjamimbo Frank Laggins I just intrude my little brothers to lord of the rings hashtag one less J have any of you guys played Bloodstained I, no no there's no point asking J for your anniversary special you should have James Moron we could do that James Moron oh damn I didn't mean to insult but that's how words work they sound like different things when they put up with different words that's my bad wolf have you switched Breath of the Wild to pro mode I'm gonna say no on that wolf is very bad at Breath of the Wild he is super cash he's bad conclusion you guys should get tonal on eFap 50 he'll never come on he refers to us as hate videos okay getting him on will be impossible but honestly if we get him on it will probably be episode 100 that will be the time where we get him on and I will try for episode 100 you can hold me to that but I'm not promising anything trick him into it then from James Moron we did read this out but your next rags I'll DM you on Thursday using discord then I'll move to tgbp so we can get eFap verses them eventually love y'all yep our rags is next up for a switch that is insanely an already extremely generous person doing even more generous that is is he the Don? he might be the Don he wears a helmet to try and protect the fact that he's not the Don because we would know and it is within Don's character to wear helmets so I can't help but wonder if he's the one if he's the Don in disguise not sure if you guys have seen it but you should look at legal eagles pinned response on that video it's one hell of an oof we actually discussed it was it yesterday yeah we talked about it yesterday funnily enough we could, I'll make a note we could put that on eFap actually we'll read it out and just talk about it just for that super chat no not now we'll do it for the next one read, eagle, eat, legal gotta spell this correctly otherwise what's the point in life legal eagles pinned comment on this did we record that because I could just post the recording of it I thought the whole point was that you failed to record it no I did record it I thought I failed to record it and then I realized I did record it and that was the whole thing well either way no because eFap is not the same I was just uploading some random recording J what universe are you from I'm a lot so this is from Eldon I'm a long time rags viewer and I found the streams through him I haven't stopped eFapping since he's the best boy molar and wolf are icing on the cake gracias for the days of quality streams big rags fan from Mr. Eldon and is it a coincidence that his name is the same as the savior of eFap I think not so after I watched the endgame eFap I hear that it's back in theaters why was it me so the idea is that they've added deleted scenes apparently that's going right now in my theaters have you seen anything to do with that Fringy are you watching that one I've heard what you're talking about the re-release of endgame yeah I've heard about it I mean I wouldn't go no I mean I'll just wait for the I'll just wait for it on a paid like Google play okay that's fair enough I just mean I don't know how much they've changed I'm tempted to go see it myself I think I wouldn't mind doing it why not but yeah maybe they had a funeral for that oh that probably should have been in the movie they did a scene for it they were talking about how they were sad that people died it was there Hulk throws a bench into a puddle that's not the scene I'm referencing it's the one with Hawkeye face and then also Scarlet Witch is sad face because the girlfriend slash boyfriend slash robots have died oh that scene is nice all this artwork is more valuable someone else's funeral that scene takes place why people have died you know dude how clunky would it be if they had a fucking full-on funeral for every character that died well okay in obviously not after infinity war but in endgame at least two characters die right so no wait who am I missing all of Thanos' minions are you gonna have a funeral for each of them shut the fuck up the black order would that be great if they had a funeral for Thanos you just yeah you had like a thing pushed out into the water and you have all the space dogs there mournful in tuxedos yeah thousands and thousands just talking to each other all this artwork is more valuable than whatever I could get or give I James Moore said that the artwork was amazing but I mean don't don't it's tough to value things in that way don't ever it's complicated there's no definitive answers money is as worth as what people see it as worth is as it is subjective that what Jay just said that thing upside down skittles of fives rags duh upside down skittles of five and no it's an S I think it's still an S I don't have to clarify that with science well no let's just use our noggin's here S you flip it upside down it's still an S what about if it's at 90 degrees that's your opinion no I don't think so alright I hear it's paint just draw an S and flip it that's what I'm fucking doing oh my god it's it's a well I was right wasn't I again well it's like a backwards yes it's not a five though it's a backwards S like the point on the top of the S is facing the right but if you flip it upside down then now it's pointing to the left did you flip vertically or did you rotate it up I flipped vertically because that's not actually what it's going to look like if you turn a schedule up what kind of fucking bullshit is that what do you mean what kind of bullshit is that that's true if you flip vertically it goes like yeah okay right if you rotate it if you rotate it 180 to the left when you turn a schedule it's just a weird symbol when you make the action of flipping a schedule what do you do do you rotate it or do you invert the physical like existing size when you rotate it 180 it's an S when you flip it vertically it's a weird square if you flip a schedule around it's just going to have no letter at all well yeah there's going to be an S on the other side yeah you can't see but if you turn it around if you have a schedule and you flip it around then you're looking at the S on the back now there is no aren't there two S's I'm pretty sure there's one S isn't there an S on the front well in the word skittles it begins and it ends with an S so it would make sense that each scale would have an S on each side does it though I don't know how to eat skittles I'm pretty sure they have skittles like M&M's I don't know maybe skittles what are you googling how many size skittles have an S they have an infinite amount of sides because they're fucked up round it looks I went to Amazon to skittles and I have a picture of skittles and many of the skittles pictured do not have S's on them let me show you a definitive look I'm looking at a bunch of skittles right now look at that some have S's and some don't that's what I said just a second ago that's the picture I was using some have S's some don't yeah the ones that don't have the S are the ones it's on the side that I can't see yes that's what I'm saying yeah they're on one side yeah they're on the side we can't see I said they might be well okay you're wrong I'm not a skittle connoisseur I don't partake of the skittles often the skittles I barely eat m&m's and I'm fairly certain that if you flip it becomes a ooh skittles are better than m&m's skittles are not better than m&m's yes they are you said that earlier in the stream I swear no m&m's are better than skittles that's incorrect yeah m&m fuck it chat m&m's taste better than skittles absolutely they do m&m's fuck it no m for skittles m for skittles m obviously skittles are better in an unopposite way I've not seen Evangelion has anyone else here seen it I'm pretty sure it's pronounced Evangelion why would I just admit I haven't seen it no it's Evangelion Evangelion I don't fucking know how you weird people pronounce things I'm from Bretagne I avenged the lions has anyone seen it here no I haven't damn if the stream is under 8 hours I don't want to refund well there you go we made it over 8 hours look at all those 2 streams obviously m&m's are better than skittles it's not even close holy crap I'd say it's pretty close actually it isn't they're clearly skittles are better than m&m's no why is this happening straw poll you can make that straw poll that's bad holy crap don't pinch me I don't want to wake up from this stream we're in desperate need of a serious drunken collaboration on something horrible you got it that was the thing that happened I love how the stream is so long that I'm probably going to be sober by the time I go to sleep uh pretty neat the last time a Whammon was on eFap was number 20 this is number 40 so does that make Critical Drinker a Whammon yep also hey there rags how are you hey I'm great I'm doing really good things are good in my life I'm so well I'm reporting even though you enslave your guests without pay this one can go to rags this is $10 alright so I have to remind myself you don't have to give me your PayPal email rags so I can get to some of you alright alright so I have the results of the straw poll on the screen right now it's very it's not even close it's very very clear it's 50 50 no no I post it's 50 50 Eminems is running away with it look at all that it is crushing the polls remember chat answer honestly ooh no that's not looking good no Eminems is definitely better I mean ok wait so you're 100% let's assume there's a gun to your head your family are on the line which do you actually prefer Fringy what's your answer uh I probably would prefer Eminem I prefer Eminems but that's my I'm precisely biased that I prefer chocolate to sweets that's my take on that even though sweets you're all dead to me hey hey which was your favorite Lord of the Rings movie J and J never spoke this is intense this is quite a close one until it wasn't right it's still relatively close oh oh no yeah it looks like there's a comfortable lead for Eminems now 60 40 as many people are right as many people are right about this as people talking about spider-man did God confirm that J is that what God did yes I disagree with God he's in it well maybe so but I demand to God explain himself I think you mean God explain herself and God explain itself is the kind of yeah it looks like 60 40 is the split on an average which means J has been defeated ultimately also it's Sally King all the Lord of the Rings movies Sally King wants 10 to go to Wolf and to critical drinker as well I will sort that out no problem and rex and Fringy gets all zero dollars just just demand some money and someone will give it to you I swear I don't really want to do that why does that somehow ruin your integrity I don't understand what's wrong with demanding money from people who are trying to enjoy your content for free what is wrong with that for me imagine they touched your map yeah that would be abuse also ragas you need to stream this is for ragas I will add the ragas fund you're up to 62 right now rex 62 dollars I'm paying you that as soon as this is done oh really you're like I've never been paying for eFap before this is my reparations it's 10 and 2 from these ones but there was a 50 on the other stream but I haven't spoken to it in a long time so yeah that'll it shall be done day off thunderstorms playing doom 2016 streaming eFap living the dream thank you no problem 2016 good shit man that multiplayer is amazing interestingly for the guy we had on he said that he loved 2016 he just thinks the new one looks like it's going to be bad I think I understand where he's coming to because with a lot of games they just try to do too much but I think that doom has always been fairly mechanically simple so it would probably do well for a bit of like in single player I'm totally down for it but I do actually have investment in doom multiplayer as I've said before just recently I really love doing 2016's multiplayer and I think they're outsourcing the multiplayer too so I'm curious how the attachments will work in multiplayer hopefully into OP or stupid but I think for single player it'll work fantastically no no homo but I would play monopoly with you oh that's kind doing that doom voice killed my throat rip oh so dr boson was the guy who did the doom voice wonderful we enjoyed it excellent how are you all how are all of you beautiful hatemongers today I'm well I'm doing very well I'm alright started efap had to leave came back still fapping if we go through with the 24 hour one for the 50th episode that shit's gonna be trying we're gonna be like trying for the audience if they can keep up with us yes that is the take is the take question for wolf do you drink your do you drink your burners or is that burners V-E-R-N-O-R that are drinking V-E-R-N-O-R let me check it is a Dr. Pepper it's ginger ale soda I didn't even know that's what he drank I don't remember him specifying that I've never even heard of burners before I will put that in the wolf thingies that I've got going in my notepad so I'll make sure he gets to answer that I like ginger ale though it's yummy wolf rags are you actually each others types which of the IRL would you go out out where to the zoo I think he means sexually oh I don't know maybe you know what wolf looks like have you seen an image of him um I think I have but I've sort of forgotten and in a weird way I want to forget I don't want to know what any of you guys look like yeah I know what you mean you like to just maintain whatever the image I like the image I like the voice in the picture and hearing you in my head and he said yes or he says why or why I don't know if it meant to be yes or no I mean maybe I think I could get along I think I could probably get along with wolf but the thing is I'm kind of I really really enjoy my personal space and being able to get away from people like I'm not really a guy that I don't really I'm not into like serious relationships and there's an element of like let's say you were friends with wolf IRL you might be like I don't want to potentially ruin the friendship with the yeah plus wolf's a fag so I don't know how that would work in the long run but fair enough interesting question Mola use music from co-tour in your Star Wars critiques I stick to the movie music because I only stick to the movie criticism but if I was to involve co-tour I would consider it uh why are you watching Doom Eternal it's not out in Britain yet God yeah or America Australia live in the future that's their benefit I'm pretty sure I came out in China on Friday well fuck the China man the China does China really exist have you been there yeah let me guess you've seen pictures you've heard stories yeah because that counts huh no real proof this is I hate green people making these kind of statements without any kind of fucking I bet you think Australia's real too yeah see see nothing on Jordan island far far away from civilization where the spiders eat birds yeah I'm not buying that mm-hmm oh the spiders are as big as dinner plates yeah okay I used to be an old prison colony yeah yeah yeah oh Kroger has a six foot okay there's a whole conspiracy theory about how Britain killed the prisoners instead of sending them to Australia and Australia was a cover-up that's the thing this is straight it's not real oh yeah it's not real theory now is that actually real or I swear I've seen people Australia is flat it's not spherical that is the truth that's your opinion doesn't even deny it doesn't even deny it I deny it there you go he is a verbal terrorist of the toxic brood now now that's that's an interesting term verbal terrorism hey that's that's what the toxic brood that's what the toxic brood does yeah here's money for the memes thank you Corey I personally think Flynn Taggart is relatable in doom who's Flynn Taggart see the main dude the other name of doom guy no no his name is Flynn that's gay Flynn Taggart or fly for short was born on August 15th 1969 in Denver Colorado is the protagonist of the original doom novels I didn't know that I shared a link to it says aka bjblaskowitz the third is this real I'll read this have you ever been to Australia Australia is not real it's a hoax made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to some place in reality these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters drowning before they could have seen land again it's a cover up for one of the greatest mass movers in history made up by one of the most prominent empires Australia does not exist all things are absolutely well fabricated lies are the documents made by the leading governments of the world you're Australian friends they're all actors and computer generators so far there's been lots of trick in the world if you think you've ever been to Australia you're terribly wrong the plane pilots are all in on this they've all actually floored you to the islands close nearby or in some cases parts of south america where they close space and hide actors to act out as real Australians this can't be real this cannot be real it's in a flat earth group I was going to say we wouldn't believe the flat earth believe is a real so the whole thing about this show have you ever been to Australia well at what point do you think this is all an this is a cover up that's going to cost an incredibly insane amount of money and what is the point continue within to perpetuity to do what to cover up potential murder of criminals yeah like does he not realize that just killing people killing criminals in the 18th century was super common and nobody gave a shit is a really massive inquisitorial research being done into what happened to particularly criminals he said massive he said massive surely not surely if like what's the fucking even population of Australia today 25 million people would that be one of the biggest mass murders of history surely like more people have been killed than that and fucking genocides biggest genocides well it's just like okay so they got 25 million actors they got 25 million kangaroos because that's about how many there are like what are the kangaroos are they just like people in costumes jumping around of course okay so moving on doom guy is more relatable than most of the guys you cover so he even makes a 2 reference when he dies doom guy's cultured I agree very developed character the kids who have the same first name in my high school so we called them by their last names I don't know if that was relevant something we were talking about probably was but it's so hard to remember talking about how calling the doom games the same name would and then like someone was like imagine if you had two carls in the same room it would get confusing rags if you were in a room with two carls you would of course refer to them as Carl and Carl eternal man how how shitty would it be if you were the one just Carl you were the one who became Carl eternal you'd be like why am I okay with this actually alright you are the Carl eternal and you're you're just Carl thank you Wolf for recommending the expanse audiobooks I've listened to the first one and you were right about the narrator it was amazing I'm sure you'd appreciate that I will copy it and prepare it for him in the future I pronounce that word right yes no disagreements I yeah this from blue J J is very geode oh yeah thank you now I gotta pay J too so that's 10 for rags for wolf for critical drinker and for J and I already know that there's some on the way for Fringy it depends how he'll find out how much if he stays for X amount of time oh this is like if you say like man as a joke you'd be great if I had some money people will do it J joke about it right now he'll get money yeah it sure would be great if I had some money I'd really like some money shut up J let's see what happens I put down agreements do maternal the officially licensed browser is a good game for heavy handed gentlemen geode beautiful the pole isn't glowing but CIA knickers sure are that's from Ra Ra has very interesting super chats we have to decipher sausage milk to the massive in chat who came after me after what I said about the pole and tried to tell me what this podcast is about I've been here since day one with the spiciest super chats you boomer reddit whore alright oh god there's so many from Ra on this page that I've got where you've got 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 I can see 14 and of the 14 9 of the Mara control after uh there's a lot of raw just super chat saying here's some money don't give any to J how do you feel about that I'm sure that can be arranged this guy probably loves my subversion love y'all I mean yeah most people would argue that anything that's poorly written is a subversion yeah it works and a lot of good things anyway I want a mod for this game that puts pride flags and pro-abortion signs in the hands of all the demons I probably make that mod yourself I imagine I don't know if anyone has uh this video is spastic these things are bad because they're not old doom these things are bad because they are old doom isn't anything not bad I mean we did try to explore each of his issues when he came on um I don't know what you could conclude from what he said but um I think he did he say that he would he wouldn't have said it was terrible if he was to remake the title I can't remember Jay you remember he said that and then he went on to say oh yeah but I still think it was terrible I swear that's what happened it was a strange it's been the entire night time and now it's day time again yeah it's 521 me and Jay are gonna be able if we make it for another hour and 40 minutes we will actually outdo the previous long record even though actually Jay only turned up two hours into the uh yeah so you won't actually be able to I will have the record finally no end it now doom 2016 lore is amazing it connects in references to every doom game from what I'm aware of the og doom had a story it was just a simple one that's the thing I'm not opposed to a story in doom go for it especially if it's well written holy shit that's great uh daily reminder Amir did nothing wrong 17 centuries of Mamali's family cost is a lie stop hating your ancestors and fighting Mali's wars that's a reference to Norse mythology and I think Wolf said he's the only person who would understand it because he's the only person who knows Norse mythology enough to be able to there we go I guess me waiting for Elden Ring and Sekiro DLC is like Dumbledore crying in that scene in the cave from the end of Half-Blood Prince Dumbledore cry in Half-Blood Prince I don't remember nobody here likes Half-Blood Prince I haven't partaken of like any Harry Potter related stuff in ages I don't remember I don't remember this idiot just wants another have you seen Harry Potter yeah I've seen all of them that's actually something I assume he did see and he has this idiot just wants another kola de clone I don't think it was that simple but I don't know how complicated it was either I don't give a crap about doing a tunnel until the pride flag mod comes out just give me Kojima's bullshit and Elden Ring right now you'll get him eventually 7 out of 10, too many plot holes not sure what that's a reference to yellow pole bad yellow pole was the worst thing about doing a tunnel anyone who's red-pilled knows why this guy is probably attacking the poles probably a reference to Polish people I don't know it's a joke in there anyway, hi Mola having seen the Great British Podcast where nitpicks guested I wonder if you would debate them on objectivity vs subjectivity question I like them but their points need taking down by the long man yeah so unfortunately they had nitpicks on to guest which is a popular video essay podcast and he was like there is no way to objectively assess a movie and I'm not saying this is my take but a lot of people's take was that they inefficiently argued against him and he had me to come on and argue about it but I was asleep and I woke up an hour after he asked me and I was like oh come on then he was like it's too late we've moved on and I was like oh no maybe I don't know if nitpicks would want to come on to this podcast though if they knew me wolf and rags would be like objectivity is a thing roar that could be terrifying Fringy doesn't come on this podcast specifically for that reason what I'm sorry I'm not a bigot I believe in equality for all I'm just saying polls have a right to self-determination and deciding the direction for their nation alright then yeah sure I agree what do you want from doom let's just say I would love it if they were hyper realistic and set in a super liberal city center alright yay for drinker on eFap was wondering if drinker if you would consider Tom Clancy's actual novels as an influence credit to the dude from doom vid from coming on to chat hope you enjoy eternal I hope he enjoys it too and as for the question for drinker I mean kind of difficult because I can't exactly send him a message and have him respond to it just unfortunate that yeah we'll try and look out for them in future guest questions the unfortunate thing is that if we started doing that there could be a build up of guest questions because the super chest want to sort of be responded to and then it could fuck things up I don't know how the best do that but uh yeah a lot of guests are not able to stay for the the amount of hours that the hosts are because the hosts have girth that's unmatched isn't that right guys and length length and girth they can't handle it not sure if you've heard but everything great about made a video on captain marvel if you need more content I have not seen it but just a part one yes the thing he's made he's making two parts on how great captain marvel is it's like uh the only other things he's done that for infinity what did you say the only other things he's done that for as far as I'm aware are in so it's infinity war lord of the rings captain marvel yeah I mean most people do say that those are the greatest movies to exist so I love they're great I just well we we might cover it one day a lot of things in line to cover so maybe one day drinker I normally don't like channels with a shtick but I like yours a lot like I do toss pots keep it up but when that shtick is alcohol I'm game yeah I think he and toss pot will both keep it up Stacey Moeller do you even like know who we are I don't know I don't make sense of that I don't understand you asked Mr. man when he arrived man oh well I did say I was genuinely just curious it didn't matter if he did or not I was just curious if he because he was weird he actually said as a point of pride that his video managed to get him on to this podcast which is like I was just like oh I didn't know that that's how people would feel about this podcast you know but they make a video so bad that it gets them on there is a good thing you know I mean yeah it's a little anyone who's made a video bad enough to be effect deserves bad things to happen to them I said that J guy he's alright no he's the worst I agree id software presents Jimmy Dean sausage eternal come on guys he just doesn't like thick it's okay to be wrong sometimes yeah okay it is okay to be wrong I'll be fine with the polls if they add a mod to use the polls to beat women and men who say the 19th amendment was a good idea what's the 19th amendment don't worry about it the 19th amendment I believe that was the one I gave the women the right to okay the new doom guy does kind of look like he was drawn by rob the field I'm assuming that's a sausage enthusiast what else could it be there are many sausage enthusiasts in the world I am one of them props to you dude for being a good sport yeah if anything if I missed to say thanks for coming on person who made the doom video cry more that guy thanks for coming on it's always nice to hear that the content creator spawned when he said he had several things to say to us as a response I was like oh god I hope that we haven't like fucked everything up but it did seem to be the criticism in stride from what I understood most of your video when your video has a dislike ratio that bad it's kind of difficult to not take more criticism on in your stride did he say that it was one of the the most the ratios was one of the most disliked videos in the history of youtube I think he said yes which doesn't surprise me it was worse than youtube rewind ratio as well not numbers like of course the worst ratios of the ones that got like one dislike and no likes but right they're not really a thing I'll take a doom guy that has thick wrists over a doom guy with spliced dick any day at least doom didn't get the geese of war estrogen treatment spliced dick I guess because the protagonists of the new geese of war gills I'm assuming that's the content spliced dick I don't know what am I supposed to do with that rags I don't need you to translate what spliced dick is referring to google it I don't know hey wolf just got ore on sale I hope it's good I could wolf adores ore I think ore is awesome hopefully you'll enjoy it movement speed in eternal is actually slower gay j what it's slower gay j that's not relevant to me apparently it is I don't know hopefully it's not too slow congrats on 200k subscribers that was a big barrier of blockage to overcome why thank you David any update on tfa part 3 currently working on the game of thrones one it's gonna be about 2 hours and 40 minutes I am still getting the audio done which means recording the script and then editing the audio as well as any parts where I'm like referencing clips and stuff it's about half half ish way done I've had a cold recently I've been muting every time I cough so that it doesn't interrupt the stream it's been really frustrating because well as a sticky boy whenever I record I have to take like a million takes because you can tell when someone so like the difference would be me saying something like this I'd be saying something like this you'd be like oh he's clearly there's something wrong with this delivery so I don't know so yeah I'm trying to are you gonna be okay see see right there that's the problem so it's delayed me a bit but there's a very long man video on the way and I'm already very happy with the script it's all about the question are you are you afraid to tell us that it's cancer it's all about episode five of season eight of Game of Thrones that it will come out as for TFA part three it's only in script form I will tell you guys as soon as I start making that but it's still not being currently made it will be eventually I can do as an update I'm afraid working on something else are you aware of the news the Anna sister yes we did talk about it I'll talk about it again once we reach the end of this as well oh man alright congrats sorry I read that also nice to have fellow Scotsman on EFAP in fitness Jay is quite the Scotsman you may not have been born there but he's got the scott blood in him right Jay Jay's a scottman I live in Scotland are you a scottman though I am not a scottman originally but I like to feel that I have become more scottman than I used to be you sound kind of like a sissy yes you need to you need to talk like this a bit more and get some air on your chest you got to fucking interrupt people when they're talking about something you got to fucking drink a lot too I know it yeah you haven't got the fucking accent right do you I can't do the accent on demand I can sometimes do it I mean you can't bloody do the accent on command oh neither can you apparently I just can't do it I do it all the time all my Scottish friends oh jeez I'm uncomfortable now oh you wouldn't be uncomfortable if you were a true Scotsman oh cool there's a wasp in my room oh I'm going to kill it for invading your country I've got shutters in the window I can just shut it in that small space and it wouldn't bother me how can you talk about rights like that I'm not a wasp I'm a massive a massive wasp this is massive um womb raider starring beefy sausages and big poles I know I think this womb shall be your doom enough with the luke defences all white heroes are being destroyed stop defending this I'm not even white I'm bloody persian persians can be white persians a nationality not a race there you go love your content wolf muller and rags you guys should go on Hannibal and monti's shit show like you they appreciate good writing and film who's Hannibal and monti shit show never heard of it if they invite us we can totally jump on yeah absolutely on godzilla I'm a huge fan of godzilla and I argue that godzilla king of the monsters is not only objectively bad but also a fucking insult to godzilla fans I've got a script and I'm collecting clips but I'm gonna scream at this for an hour $20 shout out so he's called steve's thoughts gonna make a video on why king of the monsters is not only bad but bad for godzilla fans too check it out if you wanna know I mean that's pretty much the position that me and rags are on is a fucking terrible film well hold up I don't think we said it was bad for godzilla fans right because I don't exactly know what that means so if anything what I have come to learn is that godzilla fans seem to have very very low standards yes the standard is we like to see monsters hit each other what their standard is ooh king of the monsters which I can understand 100% by the way that movie was great when people realize that there are no white people in Hollywood stop attacking characters I love because of your because you are ugly and need affirmative action I mean you can have non white people it's all good if anyone in chat is invested in the music industry what do you think of the gibson controversy lately my thoughts screw gibson I have no idea gibson controversy someone will probably have to the guitars right well as far as I'm aware they make a lot of stuff like they make amps as well I'm pretty sure they're just like a production company for music related instruments slash heck I don't know yeah I guess if anyone can fill us in on what the gibson controversy is I would appreciate it because I don't really know what the gibson controversy is hmm what's the controversy surrounding gibson I gathered that I don't know because contrary to popular belief the spanish-american war was not fought either between the spanish nor the americans hmm they were fought by the australians against the british to prove that australia existed absolutely it's one of the most miss well the alleged australian yeah we all know are actually an offshoot of the belgians or I need to stop being king because I'm a runaway drunk who failed now take over the throne and take my kingdom a runaway drunk black lesbian yeah I didn't think it was particularly great myself is she a lesbian allegedly I guess if you I guess if you're a valkyrie you're just surrounded by vag all day you're probably going to develop a liking how going to an all boys catholic school turned me gay I think she's a lesbian in the same way dumbledore is gay like it's never in the actual or anything like someone said it once so it must be true she's a token lesbian dumbledore isn't a token gay he's like a a gay but without being confirmed gay in the thing so it's like always gay by the way he's like okay cool thanks apparently gibson is suing dean because of the shape of their guitars however many guitar bodies are designed in economic ways there's not so much they can do with the body of a guitar all right gibson to be in twats maybe I don't know more context might reveal the difference maybe I'm sick of these jews attacking masculine men I don't know jewish I don't know about that seems like a little bit of a stretch to me oh wait I did read this one out before but molly you're objectively wrong about the thaw mum scene and this will always be your worst take they had mommy make him a soy cock instead of odin coming but if you had odin come back and give him a boosting scene again wouldn't that kind of be like redundant it's like jeez every single time thaw gets in any way like discourage thaw odin turns up in a dream sequence to go hey you're good yeah and then when it happens in ragnarok it kind of it kind of loses its impact you know and I like the idea that the mum has something to say to him to boost him but yeah it's a controversial subject so a lot of people hate what they did with thaw so yeah I think thaw definitely could have been handled better without a doubt I don't think it was terrible you can prove the wrong bite right now by coming up with a mistake free Palestine what do you have to say nothing exactly silence is something I've heard that that's true Mock Wade and Alex Ross Kingdom come comic is very good way a hero who fails is redeemed they could have used that for thaw fair enough alright oh sweetie you don't have to be a strong responsible leader of your people just sit back and eat cheez-its while bulls and foreigners take over I mean Valkyrie was an Asgardian person foreigner taking over but I still don't my problem is more to do with your credentials but then it when you're dealing with something that's down to like a village that's the size of your entire civilization maybe a leader at that point becomes a little arbitrary as to point someone who can do it yeah that party scene where they compare their GFs was great but cuck weed and ruined that moment with Maria Hill coughing and going testosterone I mean when guys are showing off how good their GFs are I think there's a thing to be said that there's a masculine move I don't know that's reasonable and if you're a woman you don't want to lose that you don't want to you don't want to be the ugliest girlfriend in the world what Asgard controlled like seven worlds tops alright because I think critical drinker said oh I don't remember who said it but they said something like it's a galaxy spanning thing I don't know that's the problem with the MCU is we don't actually know the influence of Asgard exactly they control the is it seven realms I can't actually remember the number but the Kree Empire is also supposed to span well he's correct they apparently got out of control and he's trying to re-control them but the Kree Empire is supposed to spread through the Milky Way galaxy right or am I crazy yeah no that's that's they are like the Milky Way controlled by the Kree yeah which is why it's like oh so is there a crossover with the Kree and the Asgardian I don't know the MCU doesn't really address that or at least it hasn't yet so although they can now because Asgard has been obliterated but hey I'll get better more let's send you a meme several days ago stitch my name on Twitter and you'll find it don't need to play it today just want to make sure you got it I tend to go I tend to go through everything on Twitter for the most part I want to recommend that anybody who doesn't get their meme shown don't take it personally it could be that I missed it it could be that I also thought that maybe it shouldn't be shown for whatever reason but if you don't see it if Mahler doesn't show your meme he thinks it's shit if he doesn't show your meme you can always send it I think they're great I would have shown it myself but you know getting Mahler to give the okay on some of these things is like herding cats when I pretty sure yesterday when we were talking in private you wish for the only reason you wouldn't show a meme was because you didn't like the person personally right what if you got a personal issue with with the person showing the meme if you don't show a meme that means you hate the person who sent it I hate every choice they've made in their lives up to the point where they made the meme I know them 100% yes that's something yes what and uh yeah no like I said if if I don't if you mean doesn't get shown don't take it personally but I don't show every single meme to everybody because some of them seem sometimes some of them are a bit awkward and that's all this uh if you've only sent it once send it more than once because I might have missed it uh Bucky take the shield Sam I know I'm the perfect day to Steve's legacy with the option arc ahead of me but there was this one time in world war two where I didn't share my rations with the no I don't know if I can say it because then I get in trouble what did they say Negro literally that how did you know that did you read it already it's like one for one what they said no how like Nevada's I'm so sorry something you're like oh I can't say that then it's gonna be a it's gonna be a it's not it's not a bad word are you kidding me have you seen youtube these days well I mean no I mean like yeah they think anything's right interest it's in my interest to maybe steer it in a way that protects e-fap vaguely that's all no we we don't support using the word negro like Samuel L Jackson says true but like in a in a term of endearment he's like shit Negro yeah but the thing is that alone can get you fucking banned on youtube that's all I understand about it which is why I don't condone it at all I don't condone its use at all I'm just repeating what I've heard you're not allowed to use quotes except when you're allowed no if everyone was revived where they died does that mean the aliens that died traveling in this ship came back in space and suffocate immediately we talked about this yes that's what it means it's horrific there will be a whole movie going through every single person who came back in a situation that would have died because they don't have the technology that they had when they disappeared that'll be a movie they will make us realize how fucking awful the decision was to snap everyone back in to understand the gravity of the hulks move to snap we will understand that endgame was a bad decision overall that movie will happen MC you should have ended with Iron Man 1 yes change your mind where's part of endgame equals zero thematic resolution to the challenges posed to the heroes by Thanos principles and ideology in infinity war trading lives, willpower, parents flash kids, all themes were wasted where they though because Iron Man kills himself to put everything right technically which is the one thing they weren't willing to do in infinity war sacrifice the individual for the many you could definitely argue that that's thematically relevant yeah just remember the themes but yeah something to think about Hawkeye and Widow are still there though with no idea Thanos knows Nebula probably just didn't want to leave him high and dry so to speak yeah but you can still have Nebula say hey guys Thanos knows and then she goes back but instead when Thanos is lifting her into a ship she's like gee if there was just some way I could escape right now damn well better get captured Thanos winning should have been the end of the MCU I mean you know for your own personal canon it can be it can be that's a dumb idea it depends is one bus full of orphans oh that was when I questioned two buses full of children is one of them full of orphans that is a good question oh wait what did you present a moral quandary I said yeah if you had two buses full of equal amounts of children but what if one of them was a bus full of orphans what is that really a moral quandary at that point not really a bus full of something then yeah they're not even are they recognized as things I don't know it's full of weight full of something I don't know what we call stuff it's full of potential organs it's full of organ donors I watched Thor for the plot well the plot got thick in endgame yeah boy I was okay with Tony dying because he was an orphan technically but if he was if he counts as an orphan doesn't everyone counts as an orphan not if the parents are alive once their parents die you're an orphan so that means that everybody who gets very old is basically an orphan right yep okay can you confirm this uh I am capable of it yes here tell you what I'll have my top men work on this and we'll get back to you they said he can confirm it but he didn't confirm me he said he's possible that he could do it I reckon he's a liar okay you're a liar yeah I have lied within my lifetime shut up rags infinity war better than endgame I mean like objectively yeah that's what we agreed I don't think you have actually a statement I liked endgame war for purely subjective reasons you were more solid objectively uh I was okay oh wait sorry he snapped away half the food too sorry what the fuck oh so what the fuck the food isn't counted as living creatures is it I mean I guess well what if you have a civilization of cannibals yeah they're upset because half the food is gone I agree with them yep what if all the people are the resources so what happens then checkmate atheists drinker if Thanos's snap wasn't random but targeted a specific group of people it would stop all aid going to Africa and the expansion of the global homo capitalist empire preventing another population if he was to do it specifically I wonder what he would actually choose like if he was like get rid of all the people who are currently suffering imagine that I mean he was pretty um well I mean would you rather that's interesting would you rather snap away all of the like the criminals the criminals of a planet and the homeless of a planet before you snapped away all the people who are productive members of society with jobs and stable families I mean what value do we assign to what that is the question of infinity war that endgame does not answer and that is it's main floor I can headcanon the endgame mess because everyone is all happy dappy howdy-doodie honky-dory in the timeline Aunt Thanos left well mostly maybe I guess we'll never see it molar is a bartender the rum and coke you drank on stream with wolf was basic tell me what you have in your kitchen and I'll fix you a proper cocktail I usually just pick up rum from my local store and then drink that so I don't really care for rum that much I'm pretty picky when it comes to my harder liquors I just like spirits and I way prefer spirits that taste yeah rum typically tastes better to me than a lot of spirits that's for example I really don't like beer I hate wine as well wine tastes like vinegar to me yeah I like white wine but I do not like well red wine is okay but I prefer white wine Jay which do you prefer spirits and red wine and that's basically all I'll drink don't you know that red wine is blood do you drink milk well I wasn't counting milk because obviously I well no it's not obvious that you drink milk some people don't like it it's like if someone was like what gases do you inhale you wouldn't be like because obviously you inhale um what are you saying it's obvious that someone drinks milk I just ask I just ask it if you drink milk obviously I drink some people don't like milk I love milk come on okay you unaware of vegans I mean I'm trying to one slowly but you're trying to become a vegan why well like because I don't like the meat industry very much then just just buy local stuff yeah that's why it's like I'm not very strict on it I can I'm not like it's just like I try to cut out as much like animal products and meat as possible but I'm not strictly vegan but I'm trying to get cut out more and more we say you want to become vegan like it's complicated like I want to become like fucking meat ethical and there isn't really a good word for that that not vegan so as vegan as the close one no no just a normal person you just won't buy from certain companies well like most meat producing companies though alright then just buy from the minority companies and then like it's easier at that point to just buy fucking veg as well mainly what I eat now is just veg alright well since we're on the subject what about the companies who produce vegetables unethically well I don't give a shit no god damn I haven't looked that up have it because I've seen some of these you know some of these farms that grow like zucchini and tomatoes and stuff and it is blatant overcrowding in miserable conditions they got they've got corn and and rhubarb just squeezed into these little dirt boxes kind of harrowing so I was curious what your stance was on it but if you want to keep it to yourself that's alright oh shit good talk more to do with the fact that it's almost a different character is it I'm so happy Jay is back on e-fapt I miss his holy aura he brings to an episode also do you still have the IHE recording about TLJ wolf he does and it probably won't be released more than well I don't know I mean is there something that I hate everything can do to oh yes but I don't think he would do that I mean I'd be surprised because not a smart move on his his half you know who knows Mola the blindfolded army and Dracula untold makes perfect sense everyone knows Turks don't have object permanence alright if we close our eyes the vampires do exist Quill in infinity war one of the few people willing to make the sacrifice needed to beat Thanos feels guilty about it a mess is up bigly Quill in endgame awi-zawi right in my infinity stones he doesn't get to do much in endgame but you could say that for Black Panther Doctor Strange and a couple of others get Hollywood superstar Rich Evans on e-fap do you really think that we could get Rich Evans I know you're out there and you can hear me in the cosmic ether please please come on e-fap I don't think he would dirty himself such an action but I mean I'm not against it yeah you, Jack, Jay, Mike all you guys cinema wins just released everything great about Captain Marvel you know what to do gentlemen we could cover that we can analyze it we can go through we've been doing a lot of Captain Marvel stuff recently so maybe that's why it was kind of refreshing to talk about TLJ for a bit we should have Drinker on more often also more Tosspot and ER please yes to all of them it'll just be a big rotation Thanos knows who the Avengers are the unruly A-holes that keep fucking up his plans to save the universe does he really need to know them personally in order to hate their guts for them to have interpersonal interactions with him yes for them to just be like this bad guy and then bad guy to be like these good guys that yeah that's part of why we really liked him in F2W was the personal interactions I mentioned in my video I love the fact that he takes time out of his galaxy conquesting shit to go hey will this guy who's in love with Gamora kill her if it means saving the universe let's test that because he can't do it because of my crazy powers with the glove but I want to see if he will that shit may be really interested in Thanos the fact that he's testing people and I'd love to see back and forth between him and those characters that are now in a position where they can defeat him instead of him being overwhelmingly defeating them versus this is a bad man these are the good man if I find was interesting Moeller I think you should check that Star Wars Guild's twitter we did and again we will talk about it at the end as well Thor Hammers say they be worthy he not he be worthy Thor Hammers say they be worthy not he be worthy I don't know okay Thor's hammer is gender inclusive and they are people shit talking both t.s.w.g oh right yeah on twitter drinkers right Mark Ruffalo had massive cuck energy I thought drinker said that it was a good thing that Ruffalo was playing him not a bad I'll have to clarify I have a flight but I will watch the recording once it's released from Warner Brothers Intrepid Fingers I actually did try to download it I've been denied the privilege so you are right about that not actually sure of what I'm going to do about that it might just be that this EFAP will be unavailable until we finally get it released which is unfortunate but what can you do I would want Thor to say something like I've already killed you once to Thanos since past Thanos did watch himself get decapitated yeah this is what I mean something like that would be pretty cool I'm on board with that have Shadman on stream a lot of people have mentioned Shadman there are some content creators that we can't just summon out of the aether we do try it took us a million years to get ER I was an elusive person but once we got Shadavistic people will get Shadman just because one guy Shadman is our Shadman yes not divisive it's a piece of shit I disagree Endgame was so disappointing I stopped liking movies after I watched it you're being hyperbolic wrong the god of the sun you don't need to be so hyper uh going to be a con of thrones on July 13th going to meet the Gilly, Gendry, Jamie, Bronn and Serio actors there we'll ask them to sign my coffee cup we'll try to post videos here from the convention great I hope it's fun I know that a lot of tension surrounding the fact that D&D are apparently going to be there and if they're taking Q&A questions that's going to be utterly insane I cannot wait to watch that honestly if I was their PR dude I'd be like do not go like the universe is a less as flow over just slip into the the background just disappear, lay low upset a lot of people like no he didn't fucked up the show that they really cared about and these are the people who take time and money to fly out to conventions and they're the people who care the most it's going to be exactly like BlizzCon with Diablo Eternal that's what it's going to be it will, yeah someone will ask them probably with season 8 and out of season 8 for rules joke I think there's still some of Hulk's ultra-chad personality in Professor Hulk actually just more Ruffalo Bruce I see this as a total win but your show I don't see any Hulk personality left in a combination myself but maybe there's something I missed I'll give the MCU another chance if they make a movie in which Tulsi Gabbard tucks me in, pats me on the head and gives me a warm cookie and tight hugs alright the MCU have been about to she wants to take your tax money and give health care to you sleep soundly that's she's the candidate right the candidate that people like a lot of people like, she's one of the least defensive candidate well I mean I just find the whole thing fascinating as an outsider the fact that the political race starts several months like more than a year before the actual election oh yeah that's a big song and dance over here it's fucking stupid just get it over and done with three months, four months, you know that's still too long but please accept my worthless Aussie dollar reduce the toxic brood helped me get through a really rough week, thank you Wolf will be pleased to hear that his incessant shilling for the expanses finally convinced me to start book one we'll be happy to hear that do a cynic snacks plug you right we're actually probably going to try and get him on relatively soon because he's back home now and yeah I've heard he's released a new video today so let's hope he makes some more cynic snacks deserves more subscribers that disgusting pizza um go check him out with Thor and Endgame I would have had him traveling around the nine realms helping them and new Asgard be a full Viking style village but only a small percentage of our Asgardians I just don't know I think there's a lot of yeah there's so little we actually know about new Asgard it's almost just the joke itself like that new Asgard there's not much beyond that it's like yeah there's a society there I suppose we gotta live somewhere Shadow Ones the name for the youngling shadows I love such a bad dream that Luke decided to kill all of his own students yeah that follows I believe in this narrative I want a flashback scene that shows Kylo accidentally killing every student in the school naked gun style while Benny Hill music plays jeez oh man I miss naked gun it was so funny I miss dead children I guess murdering students runs in the family yeah see it makes sense thematically and consistent to lily molla please no more TLJ I'll superchat a ground I'm sorry it had to be done TLJ is a returning monster it regains its strength every so often we have to pull it again I still think Luke is a fake planted by Snoke to corrupt Kylo only to regret it after he succeeds it's the only way it makes sense we'll see with episode 9 I wish Ryan Johnson had been shoved shoved in a locker as a kid and never found by anyone but then he wouldn't have made TLJ I don't have that guy that film was great EFAP would have never happened yeah that's the actual potential there our founding father is Ryan Johnson mmhmm TLJ starts Ray gives lightsaber to Luke Luke takes it, pauses, then turns it on and kills her dumb cunt movie begins and Luke is MC no wammons could have happened that would have been an alternate story for sure I wonder how much of episode 8 the next movie is going to retcon I can't wait to pick my seat when I see an empty theater on opening night I'm actually very curious about how much it'll retcon that's something I'm interested in for example, fixing Kylo's mask I love that they've confirmed that already that's just funny they made a big deal about breaking it but okay just break it how long have I been silent how long have I been silent by the way because I just realized my mic was plugged in shame that Jay has been quiet for so long I haven't heard you for like 11 hours don't hear his voice in the wind oh no see I think I just heard it then the baby in the back makes me laugh uncontrollably for some reason I didn't know I still had it in me to laugh at anything that wasn't dark or edgy babies are adorable and they provide the the unknowancedness that's a word by the way unknowinstanced if you don't believe me that's a word you're about another Scottish person you should get on is Count Dankula the legendary shit poster I mean I'm on board literally on board with any guests so Ray is the quintessential affluent white cunt who goes to college for five worthless sociology degrees then works to destroy her nation with immigration alright then I would have been happy to see Finn die drinker is inarguably the most based guest on the show I mean I had fun with him and I hope to have him back with drinks again I think he's a nice guy he seems like a nice man we're four hours on the extended second part you realize most podcasts go for between one and two hours that's the like podcast for the week at least four hours we've crossed with four hours and two minutes what if there has to be a part three imagine that well then damn it we're gonna do a part three absolutely have you seen Sarah Z's bad media criticism yes we responded to it in EFAP I wanna say 20 it was starring Jay Longbone who's another guest that we're gonna have to have back but unfortunately we can't just have everybody every episode sometimes we get six people and it's such a chaos that happens studio exact hold on we can't kill both Luke and Leia Carrie Fisher hold my cocaine what if it was Akbar piloting the ship when Leia or something was shown to somehow break something or an engine that would also allow the stupid jump scene you don't need hold-o whatever you do you do not need hold-o alright that's my take you just don't need it I like that they put her in though cause if it wasn't her then what did you say you cut off it I like that it was her that they gave her imagine them giving her dialogue to someone else and then they'd have to imagine how poor Akbar would have been with that dialogue oh you saying that it's good that it's here because god damn it it would have been awful to listen to any of our beloved characters deliver the shit that she delivers yes but if we're suggesting script fixes then I assume we would also be fixing the dialogue hmm yeah hmm Mola gives countless rational arguments why do we need hold-o whamms, clear throat and throw up their arms because Nazis I don't remember them saying that in response but if you need women to defeat Nazis I'm confused by the circumstances of that environment but sure hold-o the parameters that you've established are interesting hold-o more like hold-don't also wolf they called the AT-AT an AT-AT in Rogue One to how the alien with the big mouth calls it that that will really upset wolf wolf was very upset when the trailer for Jedi Order they say an AT-AT and I had to be the one to tell him that that's actually done by a lot of people it's not uncommon I call it an AT-AT myself but a lot of people call it an AT-AT he thought it was like AT-ST then AT-ST AT-ST yeah in the immortal words in the immortal words of Rich Evans AT-ST AT-ST AT-ST it's fine to call the AT-AT the AT-AT even if you don't call the AT-ST the AT-ST two different things this is the thing I don't necessarily have a problem with calling it AT-AT but I personally prefer AT-AT but I know wolf will be very upset by that if he ever listens to this he will PM but it was me and Rex saying you were a bad an AT-AT destroyed everything I hope you're happy Chad should join the fandom menace I imagine that we're all tertiary slash honorary members of the fandom menace Ray vs. Captain Marvel is like an unmovable object and an unstoppable force clashing together it's impossible to tell what would happen both are movable objects and Captain Marvel would win though I'm sorry I know Ray's OP but she's not as OP as Captain Marvel like right or am I crazy yeah but she has plot protection yes I I agree with you it would be interesting to see what happens I agree also Mola do you agree with game theory that Infinity War Thanos is worthy of Thor's hammer it depends on how you define worthiness because a lot of people define it as like honest intentions and that can be evil you could be evil and you have honest intentions and you now like you have no intention of being dishonest whatsoever in any way shape or form but it's complicated it depends on how you define worthy of Thor's hammer because some villains are completely unaware of how they are villainous so it's complicated but interesting nonetheless I like to talk about that sort of thing I think Ryan was jealous of Star Wars and like a good SJW destroyed it rather than creating original content yeah so he thinks he was saving slash changing it for the better and I would say that he's mistakenly destroyed it so I could believe that he thinks he was doing it a good rather than a bad but if you were to do it a bad you wouldn't do much dissimilar from what he did so alright I'm sorry I'm gonna have to do it now I'm gonna die it's been fun being on I'm gonna leave you're gonna die you're gonna die by the length brats jay is defeatable oh yeah yeah come on Jay what's up what's got you down bro I have to sleep or I'm gonna sleep against whatever happens I'm gonna sleep within the next half hour I may as well do it on my own terms that's alright man it's been fun it has been fun we've had a gay old time yeah thanks for hanging out for a few bits and bobs you know just popping in for a few minutes thank you for that hope you had fun Jay she's been like 5 minutes it's not a subject or two enjoy your milk of course she's not this good night can I flatter her will wield Mjolnir could you imagine I'm right proven by Mjolnir that some guys like that already means you think you're right that doesn't mean that you are right it just means you're honestly stupid so Luke about that cow thing I'm not 100% sure what that's reference to other than how we should be arrested for abuse the space cow has Stockholm syndrome from Luke yeah I agree with that you separate the artists from their art yes I don't think I don't apply that ever though I will absolutely accept say for example I said I can't enjoy Captain Marvel because of Brie Larson's comments if someone said more that's completely like subjective that you're taking that on you can't judge the movie from that point of view I'd be like no yeah you're right it is subjective and I am acknowledging that just like how American beauty I really like that film but after what happened with Kevin Spacey that film becomes extremely fucking awkward to watch during the narrative I don't know if you guys seen it I've not seen it no I know of it but I have not seen it he is in a midlife crisis and he gets attracted to a young person and you're like oh wow that's a little bit too real for me right now so it can happen but if ever I was to I would want to separate those things out I think that if you judge a piece of art from what you know about the artist it can inform you'd still need references but then if you were to do it completely separated like you're just like I don't like this person therefore I don't like this piece of art then yeah that's on you nothing to do with the art complicated but interesting subject TLJ is unironically proof positive of why women should never have been allowed to vote what Jesus a hold-out toy well now I know what to give to my friend I know it sounds fucked up but I'd be like the only reason what a hold-out toy is to probably set in a flame and they'd be like wow that's violent I'm like no no no just I don't know just seem to be funny it's not like a real person uh ooh can you see wait ooh say can you see by the dawn's early light oh that's a reference the old American national anthem right Star Spangled Banner they should change it so the dawn is mentioned throughout uh oh and by the power oh and the power went out so I'm using my light saber to see right now that's where being a Jedi pays off I could easily fix Star Wars by rewriting episode 9 I mean honestly I just think it'd be tough but uh I think yeah I think it's possible I just think it's tough that's all extremely fucking tough and when you tell me oh you know fucking JJ's gonna do it I'm like ha gory will um the last day Bender has several mentors with arcs I did see a lot of people recommending that as an answer to the idea that um well yeah ringing what's your take on this is it possible to have a story where a mentor needs to learn a whole bunch of things while simultaneously being able to impart wisdom to a student of course it's possible yeah I agree that's kind of where we were I don't know I don't know misrepresent critical drinker on that one but it did seem to be that his position was you shouldn't have a mentor that should be learning shit at the same time as he's teaching a student and we all said we're on the opposite end of that and then he eventually said okay fine because obviously yeah you don't necessarily need to be imparting wisdom that's while also being unable to learn I mean I wouldn't be comfortable in saying any character has stopped learning you know what I mean yeah exactly you're constantly learning also yeah bao and don't worry we'll save any memes that come in now we'll save them for the next efeb or at least the next efeb that shows me only the finest of means there he has wonderful it's another it's one where wolf has eaten too much pizza and become a fact he's a fact really love watching efeb you're all so great moley you're awesome well thank you very much for the $99 dollar re-roost I hope that this extended what was it six and a half plus whatever we're at right now which is four and thirteen we need we've nearly beaten the record and I'm pretty sure we will by the time we get through these that's so yeah hope you're having fun with this absolute ridiculous insanitisms Harry Dresden is a fairly reasonable Harry Dresden is a good mix of mentor and hero who is Harry Dresden from the Dresden files I'm not familiar series of contemporary fantasy mystery novels written by American author Jim Butcher was the thing I don't actually think there's probably a bunch of examples of someone who is simultaneously teaching people lessons while going on a journey of self-discovery slash learning of their own right I think that's I like to think anyway that that's something not necessarily uncommon because again I don't think there's a point where a character stops learning there's always always learn and you be like oh so you never like understand fully what's going on in life so not really know if someone could learn the point where they're super old like you have a vampire character like a billion years old and they've learned everything I'd be like maybe then but even then something they may have learned when they were ten years let's say a hundred years old may very well be completely outdated by the time they're aged one thousand six hundred point two you know what I mean yeah yeah yeah yeah something that can happen and part of what makes storytelling so very interesting oh my please compare Luke and Star Wars in the first episode having in mind that the film was meant to be a standalone not part of a trilogy with Ray in episode seven but why that's comparing a character to a piece of plastic flash wood why would you make us do Luke is far more interesting and new hope than Ray could ever be an episode change my mind look at that Fringian rags do not want to change my mind so apparently that's just ultimate truth hmm anyway Luke has Obi-Wan and hardly uses the force at the end he's just a pilot he uses the force because Obi-Wan tells him to and succeeds thanks to Han and Chewie agreed I don't like it when people say it's a Mary Sue moment when he fucking manages to nail the missile shot it's like the only thing Luke does in the entire fucking movie outside of nailing the grappling hook thing like yeah you did that it's like he shot the Thai fighters it's like those Thai fighters wouldn't even meant to stop them Vader even says that he's like they're trying to chase them but we're not really so I just don't I fucking the argument that Luke is much as much of a Mary Sue as Ray is frustrates me but I mention that frustrates everybody Luke was bad in TLJ since the scene thinking of killing Ben he treasoned everything Yoda taught him a Jedi uses the force for knowledge and defense never for attack fear is the path to the dark side control control you must learn control are you saying it's bad that he ignored and went back on every single thing he learned what that's ridiculous it's totally okay that he did that regarding the last e-fap here wolf gives Solaris by Isaac Asimov ago fairly short sci-fi novel with quite a dream like haunting atmosphere Mary reading I will copy and paste ready for wolf to be able to read that I'll just send all this stuff to him once sir e-fap is overuse which could still be another 10 million years you know no the mum's gonna cuck him he needs father author I think next Goliath video update my computer tismed and delayed me by a week it'll be with it though it's probably the most elaborate thing I've created and it's only a teaser for even larger things alright any more memes on the way which is why we have to keep showing them otherwise we'll get a backlog so big that we won't actually be able to have a podcast this not just meme which wouldn't be bad on my back so the guy who made the uh the doom video he super chat saying super fun thanks for introducing me to you so yeah apparently that was excellent that was a very very good video very impressive being sarcasmic aren't you yep it was shit I knew it yeah I'm I'm I'm glad you had fun that's the important thing Logan was Logan's story he's old this is true any story with an old shouldn't be told like Gandalf too old to be in Lord the Ring Ian McKellen isn't just gay he's a kid diddler I don't think that's the thing I've ever heard before never heard that old people in the new orphans that's a value judgement is it better to be an old man or an orphan what do you guys take hmm gone fringy morally is it better to be an orphan or an old man I don't see how it's morally wow you're a racist way you believe this rags you believe we're dealing with this I can't believe it I used to believe it I can't no lies lies pretend I didn't hear that from you fringy Jesus Christ kill the past was actually Kylo talking about killing the old yeah that's I think that's what we're supposed to be hello lord longman I wanted you to know what you wait I wanted to know what you thought about Kratos and Boulder from the recent god of war game as characters loved your book rags and wolf your fallout review is fantastic thank you I spent a lot of time writing it learning getting my info together very important so I don't know enough about Norse mythology to know to be able to make a comment about it as an adaptation for Boulder but I loved Kratos and Boulder in the god of war game so I was planning on doing videos on it but if I was to do that I would want to look into all of the arguments for why they're bad because I know that a lot of people don't like what they did with Kratos in god of war 2018 and I think some people were upset with how Boulder was portrayed so I'd want to look into all of it but personally I really liked it I really liked that game I thought it was awesome hmm the old Jedi academy game could have been three films my mom's the kind of person who thinks the sequels are better she thinks the OT is boring and shit but she thinks the prequels and sequels are amazing well well whatever floats your boat right guys whatever floats your boat is it's pretty much the ubiquitous argument for anything so if you're in trouble and your boat is all that keeps you from sinking and something floats it that's a good, an ultimate good yeah, pontoons they're good hey if that floats your boat mm-hmm uh joining late have my money why thank you which is better 2D clone wars or 3D clone wars I can't make a statement on that I'll leave it to chat to argue 2D clone wars or 3D clone wars I cannot say go for it master shad there are too many of them what are we going to do you implying that shad would kill a bunch of younglings how could you they're hack writers but how could you be so thick affirmative action and ethnic nepotism mixed with a hatred for all things sacred and masculine that is an explanation for the sequel films apparently this is a movie with space wizards for children out of 10 that means it's immune from criticism is it too much for us we've got quite a mix between 2D and 3D oh is it too much to ask you guys to leave a list of movies tv shows and books referenced during the podcast on the description or pinned comment probably I find it troubling enough how do you like a novel length yeah it would be complicated to what degree of mentioning if we do a small reference or if we do a full recommendation typically if you hear me or rags or wolf or ringing or whoever else say oh man I loved x you should check out x and do it at your own leisure if you're like man I do trust that guy maybe I will check out x or if you go I don't like the perspective on what media is good I just like listening to them talk all for it if you wanted a list of recommendations that were full and complete from all of us it would take you a million years to get through it so I don't know we all love our media here don't we guys mm-hmm I like media sometimes there you go it's alright I guess someone's super chat to say remind Shad he was muting so that we wouldn't hear his children complaining about the cages that he had created for the lack of feeding he provided to how many super chats do you still have if you're talking about because I hopped in like an hour ago and I'm guessing these are in reference to things that were swept about earlier typically they slow down once enough time has passed so I'm pretty sure we're up to like that had been here for about an hour at this point so no we're a decent amount in how long we have left in case some people decide to run away wait, wait, wait, Shad is in Australia yes and it feels bad man that we didn't have Fringy meet Shad you know that's a bad they need their brothers in arms they need to know that each other exists they can confirm to others that it was Australia they're just both going to act to each other they're both going to lie to us isn't that right Fringy what yeah you cracked the case I see glad you I think Shad did video on the snake fight did he? I've been trying to go through his backlog I don't remember a snake fight one for that and Bay would bait off for that do you see that would rags the carpet be birdie bull which one was this I'd have to let me go through my twitcher I'll find it it's just the one with Shad just chopping the snake's head off that's why watching TLJ was the equivalent of seeing a woman cackling after messing up a guy's relationship with a false accusation because he rejected her what why is that your inference the film made me feel okay about wanting to glass people is that the act of throwing glass at people yes all you know the snakes are made of snakes true I have never the lord of the rings trilogy well maybe you should the lord of the rings trilogy I recommend it this is the best e-fap so far in my opinion I that's like your opinion dude hi Shad great to see you back and congrats the chronicles of everfall yeah he said he's released that's been released in two days from now I believe you're gonna be reading that mr. rags I can't read I was gonna say that's pretty much my response like but he would review it how about that what if it's what if it's terrible oh god that'll be so awkward then we invite them on they debate vigorously and then they become extreme enemies and we're just sitting here sweating the whole time I don't guys I get my wet paws on that one you know fuck it e-fap is over we can't continue this is too negative criticism is dead we always knew it would be you thanks wolf can you get a message to wolf and say he's a fucking piece of shit oh yeah I'll get right on that thanks buddy just out of context wolf's gonna be like what the hell hey by the way by the way mother says you're a fucking piece of shit don't give him a time stamp you'll have to look for the entire thing there's an important part on one of the e-faps it was part one or two I forget but uh he's like was I there for them I forget there's like five words he says one time to you I don't know he said it was really ghost Yoda spends his days going around nuking places that have no books people make fun of always have a book nearby them to be safe from him oh he's like an urban legend to that point then Yoda kills you if you don't have a book imagine if Darth Maul's ghost came instead of Yoda's I would fucking love it it would be so confusing what if he did the deed with the Porgs that that raises a lot of questions uncomfortable questions to say the least many in which we would not want to address on this podcast that's that's my take on that if the X-wing can survive in space it can under water too like I said that logic makes enough sense to me but I could be wrong on that again not not a science don't know the science of how air pressure space pressure versus water pressure and water as a material against something quicks but you know maybe not science gave us smaller science gave us the atom bomb no they didn't pretty sure chemistry gave us that and that's not a science that's a that's a yeah maybe not function underwater because of the engines maybe but you could totally write it so that it works that's kind of the point right he's like you can't do it because it's underwater it's like how do you know that that means the X-wing doesn't work that's up to the writers yeah and you could have just had the X-wing perched somewhere with like dirt on it and grass growing and maybe some bushes you know also we don't know how long it's been underwater again that's up to the writers they could say it's been under there for a day because he moved it there because blah blah blah he had one of his luke moods which he does now apparently so now he's dead that's uh that's why blowfish nash shut it nerd that's in relation to the uh superchats I mean fishing superchats I don't know I'm not 100% sure it's raw raw confuses me something uh why is this guy ripping off er's voice and cadence oh is he talking about this the guy we covered over 10 million years I don't really know see if he copied er I'd have to compare it but I mean you know some people talk similarly than other people do as well I didn't really see an er clone in him but maybe sitting around giving rational arguments about why this film is trash is a virgin move do the chat thing and just say it's bad because it's fucking gay well that's that I mean that that's one strategy does it work typically though that convince people of your argument don't think so why are you guys still talking about TLJ episode 9 is coming out that is true we're only months away from that now guys you excited I I just had to fill my I am more alive right now than I have ever been at any point in my life Carmen Electra question for shad what would be the best medieval weapon for Michael J. Fox Maricast don't count I understand that question but it would be insensitive to Michael J. Fox if we're here on this podcast probably a flail would it though he's not shaking it like aggressively it's only a little bit like a flail trying to kill someone with it he would be maybe a rapier he's like going quick cuts you know like he can't say rapier Rapierre Rabelio Rapelion if the idea was to make something new and disrespect Han Chewie Lair and Luke and Akbar do Star Wars 6 years after respect the law the universe the canon keep the traditions of Jedi lightsabers force rules and philosophy no because then people won't come and see it they gotta advertise it with Luke with Han and then kill them miserably that's how you have to do it you have no choice gotta get in the door gotta get those butts in seats but with new advanced technology amazing new ships advanced droids skin humanoid droids better warp jumps better shields stronger and complex weapons of the dark side no that's not going to get people to come see it you gotta bring in the old characters and ruin them about what Luke did on the island the entire time you know no lactation without insemination hope I didn't give you historic PTSD as a britman lactation without insemination I mean those sea cows could have been hanging out with each other you don't know five stages of grief take time but why people still stuck on the stage of denial when it comes to TLJ being terrible if avengers infinity war and endgame wasn't a thing I'd have lost so much faith in storytelling um give them time you know the stages of grief can last decades pretty sure science proved that too to ask them what stage would you say on a meta scale would you these people denial not up to anger yet no I think we're up to bargaining I think we are because like what you have you cut out a bit I feel like we might be up to bargaining because we're up to the whole well episodes 9 coming out that's going to complete it you know I reckon JJ's you know he's going to be able to or is that still denial I feel like that might be I think that's still denial because marketing they're not offering anything I don't know if this applies because like they I believe these people are sycophantic to the point where they'll never think that these are bad ever well if it was bargaining then they would say something along the lines of well maybe if we're just good fans and we have faith in the series and we trust JJ Abrams then he'll make a good movie for us if only we trust in him in support him that would be bargaining but denial is still like no it's just not a wrong with it in fact it's great it's not terrible not only is it not bad it's the best to run that's super denial I sent a meme video on discord yesterday have fun hopefully we covered it if we didn't send it through the twitters twitters where I get the malls Jay you don't like the Vagine you like the big Venus now I think Jay has always been a fan of both he likes the penis and the Vagine he's a fan of both and then a super child that just says hi rags I was expecting more than that nice you know just pretend rags at high back my amazing rag my amazing rag you are amazing also hi Jay I would like it to be known for the record and this is all this is all being recorded for future in reference that it was I who was declared to be amazing Jay was an afterthought fairly worthy of the most simple and basic greetings true despite making only 13% of the population dot dot dot and there's no additional message after that we can take that in many directions he's probably talking about the fish nuns of the jail jay island 13% of the fish nuns are gay true two e-faps back to back on the same day I see this as an absolute win I mean yeah but like I'm still upset by the fact that the other one won't be public for like a million years and I can't even apparently the last time we got hit with copyright claims I was able to download them before they were hit with it so I could edit out a good one but now I can't even download the one that was been hit so we just have to wait I hate the idea of us having to wait so long that I can't even release the newer ones because otherwise they'd be all out of order and you can't have that life sucks that feel when Moeller showed how duncuk was better than TLJ duncuk I think duncuk is better than TLJ yeah I don't remember when I put that though you should have with a buy and critical drinker on an e-fap discussing Star Wars and fucking millennials listening while I work tomorrow thanks for all your content molly a punk buster no problem comador regarding decloking military advancement exists yeah but it's the funny concept of they run the decloking scan and they find all of the baddies like why weren't you running it though and how does it work that you're immune to scans but you're not immune to scans that are decloking scans that just seems so fucking confusing you know we went over it can we all appreciate the J activated windows yeah that's the character development that's an arc right there some people live their entire lives without ever opening a win oh and this is like a response super chat military advancement does not exist in Star Wars and it seems to go backwards honestly uh it is not immune to decloking scans but it is immune to decloking massives oh you want to see this coming if I were to iron man his point I would ask why these tlj defenders don't just kill themselves because they like the film why would they kill themselves they like the movie yeah ray gather around children today we learn why a good jedi always votes for mass murder and child rapist hillary clinton to be president I mean he spelt rapist r e y p i s t to get past the super chat things I think but what if they were referring to the character ray a child what would that even mean they no no they would also be a child rapist but specifically to ray when she was a child so it works both ways I see if you ray prays a child you're still your child the rapist but you could that's what it's for nearly forgot about shad this be for the swordsman okay so that's 10 for shad as well I'm gonna have to DM him about that everyone's gonna be giving me the paypal accounts today it's gonna be great uh chaff frilless has some pretty fun videos but yeah this is one of his weaker ones I think wolf said that he's enjoy stuff from his channel so yeah I'm sure he's made some good stuff that one like it wasn't the worst thing in the world it's just all of his tlj stuff was just beyond you know again if you want to talk about recovery faps all good uh more money for more alcohol for more e fapping wonderful guys you made a big picture of the gods that sustains us guys you made it big there's an e fap tag on I funny I don't know really if I funny I funny it's like it's like a website for memes and funny pics sounds horrible I hate it here let me go to I funny e fap uh there's some yeah there's some I'm drinking and play steam sale games I love you oh thank you cowman coming soon dating sim with e fap cast that'll be pretty neat we would play it live on e fap gaming it'll be horrible though probably because it's science fiction just turn your brain off you must be fun at parties yeah that's what you must be fun at parties is a really fun one to get when you're trying to like explain how the plot makes no sense explain stuff wow there's a lot of memes funny for me fap yeah I'm gonna check this out oh my god yeah some memes there's a bunch gone wick and look at all my tits look at all my tits Quinton with his many photoshopped oddbeards I wonder if this is the source for the e fap.me ones I don't know it's kind of similar set up the three columns you know interesting if you're curious too electric this super chat is for maulers fan the unofficial fourth member of e fap who's the unofficial fourth member of e fap I can't be anybody I'm not sure who they're referring to exactly Arrival is basically a subpar episode of TNG quite possibly I've not seen the next star trick not so great debate gave me a brain aneurysm but in a good way right in a good way right I'm sure they meant in a good way hmm do you ever played exan exanima the hack and slash diablo game with an emphasis on physics based combat and detailed stats on armor I do not know maulers empire I know you have a lot of e fap movies to edit we won't see them for a while can you just say what they are doom with the rock that will be the next one to come out once I get to e fap tapping it to editing it and then after that I think we said it already in a past e fap but it's the lord of the rings trilogy which I'm very much looking forward to going back to once I come with everything other stuff there so you got those four movies are on the way there's one e fap mini I haven't edited yet where me wolf and bring you're looking at the sonic trailer that's gonna be late but it'll still be funny so and then beyond that who knows who knows mauler a huge reason why the ot is better than the sequel trilogy is that the ot just is not trying to be anything else and it just flows so much better just a copy of a new hope awful not so great debate guy is hilarious I agree with those statements Jesus maul you went live before I went to sleep and you're still here mad lads also hi rags hi hey hey if you go back to the not so great debate video his name shows up after the first few minutes or so wolf had his discord name on screen oh yeah we were just saying we couldn't remember the name it was like a secret or anything mauler we know you and wolf don't like TLJ so I can safely assume you'll be buying it when you're both 60 yes absolutely though there is so there is reason for me to buy it on blu-ray for example and that would be the special features to find out if there's like interesting elements to do with deleted scenes or commentaries or documentary style like production things they can give me information when reviewing it though it's not like there's no reason we'd ever buy it but the guy's reasoning was like why wouldn't you buy a star wars buy a star when we've like thoroughly explained that we hate it efap 40 on bit shoot till cleared I don't even I can't even do that it's currently out of my hands I have to wait for it to be cleared by YouTube the not so great debate guy's name is death Incarn shows up briefly at the beginning of the video there you go seven hours to watch a ten minute video new efap record we break those records every single episode records were mint to the broken yes I'm a love themes yet didn't understand TLJ at first I mean I got the overt sense from it with Yoda saying the Tisms but it was really dumb because so many of the characters do not follow those Tisms or they break said Tism but my themes gonna watch later have a good stream guys yeah I feel bad about comments like that because they're gonna find that it's been it's been removed under the things of Warner Brothers it's gonna be so funny for the guy who has to review it they'll be like okay what automatically got detected oh it's a it's a video of the Hobbit apparently the Hobbit got claimed I saw the detail thing and it's gonna be this called far far away TLJ Defenders versus and then all these pictures that are super imposed on top of the characters from the Hobbit they'll be like what the fuck is this like do you really want to try and claim the buddy from this I mean they still would but you know there's no way it wouldn't fall into fair use at the risk of being hated on I had an argument on John Wick being overrated and stupid and my friend said it's an ass assassin guild movie don't look for logic I'm honestly wondering if no movie premise can't be defended this way I think the first one makes a lot of sense I think the first one is grounded and you could be like there's no way an assassin could be that good I'd be like I don't know I think that everything we see in the movie from John Wick is relatively like a normal person could achieve that if they would suspend their life as an assassin and I'm pretty sure Fringy and Rags actually both very much like the movies what are your takes how realistic do you think John Wick one to two to three is go ahead yeah you go ahead because I want to get a bottle of water real quick alright no worries I mean John Wick one is the best one I'd say and probably is the most grounded because there are never points where you'd think like I nah nah you know come on like it usually is um it feels like it's something that is attainable it's something that somebody could do now in John Wick 3 they kind of pushed that to the extreme I still really enjoy all of them but yes it's considerably less realistic now than I think it was when it started partly because I think there's a pressure to up the ante and to get more and more impressive with the stunts and the fights and they're really impressive but it is at the expense of what would it be well tenuency well believability yeah yeah something like that still really good movies though oh yeah though I think there was a difference of opinion on this of these three people no yeah probably I imagine potentially all three of us stand in a different position I don't know if it's been made clear previously but I adore the first one and I hate the second one and I haven't seen the third one while you two I think both like a lot the first and second and potentially the third one I like all of them but one's the best so I think the first one's the best definitely the most grounded but I have seen the third one and I like the second and I like the third very much but they do seem a little more a little less realistic as time goes on oh yeah I mean like right at the end of John Wick 3 I was like uh-uh no way without any pointless another eFap when I wake up for work a welcome surprise thanks for the content all you guys no problemo what are you all drinking tonight I believe drinker was drinking Jack and Coke I was drinking rum and coke Jay was drinking I don't listen to Jay nobody listens to Jay so Jay was drinking that is the answer Vulture was a cool character but the plot was so stupid I don't agree what is wrong with the plot in Homecoming yeah they said this version of MJ is not Mary Jane she might be Melissa Johnson for all we know oh you mean the creator said she's not Mary Jane her name is Michelle she's not Mary Jane that's interesting that'll be a great argument for the adaptation comments then it's not Mary Jane well I mean it's effectively because MJ I know and I can understand why they're upset still yeah uh she's an uh gleam black should stop stealing red head roles I know it's been pointed out that that's a weird pattern but I mean can you really steal the role from someone who has no soul exactly Homecoming was stupid as hell because they want you to buy the blue collar workers can reverse engineer alien tech and not gain unwanted attention it happened over years and they stay under the radar that's their careers that they salvage uh to resell on a market they prepped for it and the alien tech is just another could you guys believe that if aliens visited that had rifles that fire shit oh yeah I think I think you'd be severely underestimating the capabilities of people when they got nothing else to do years and their whole thing salvage is like yeah I can believe that they can do something over a decent amount of time oh man I can definitely believe it absolutely the Chitauri is sufficiently humanoid enough that I gotta they have literal triggers on their weapons you know Scarlett Johansson uses one in Avengers to shoot one of them so they're that close to our weapons like yeah absolutely I could believe they could reverse engineer that when given that much time like for it's not this is not Aquaman where the guy reverse engineers it over a fucking night and creates a completely different piece of technology uh Aquaman blue collar workers aren't all dumb oh I guess that was a response to that guy why are you guys talking about spider-bad with spider-bad's coming out that's that's a fact yeah see now we're caught up these are the super chats that I remember seeing when I got here so we still got another hour and an hour chats so if I make an adaptation of Lord the Rings and it was not like the books but it's a good movie is that okay I mean it was a good movie right like spider-man yes but it would be a bad adaptation we've actually covered this all the way back when Jay actually first guested the idea of being a good a piece of content versus a good adaptation they're two different things for example Hill House I adore that show but the people who love the book hate that show because it has fuck all to do with the book and yet it has its name and it steals a couple of the character names it's like yeah I completely sympathize with the people who wanted to see an adaptation of the book and it's a poor adaptation it's a downright terrible adaptation but it's a great piece of fucking content it's just obviously the maker didn't care for the book decided to make his own thing or steal the name he could be like isn't that bad I'd be like this fucking disrespectful to the source content for sure but I mean I don't know what else do you want me to say about that it's like yeah there's difference between an adaptation and the content as its own thing complicated the villain is great good hero movie has to have a good villain I was a bit annoyed at Aunt May okay what why though yeah why molly your blood pressure also that was really scary don't do that again I think I got bad at one point about the uh was it the FBI comment critical some related to something related to homecoming I remember it I just can't remember the specifics what I remember is drinker said that the police never get involved with the the black market dealings with the the tech and I was like the big piece of conflict between spider-man and Iron Man is the whole precedent of it is Iron Man saying he not only listened to spider-man he got in contact with the FBI and set up the thing for a thing in spider-man ruined it so like not only are the lower level people getting involved spider-man doesn't need to but spider-man's involvement fucks up their approach of this lower level issue that Iron Man was trying to tell him to stay away from what I mean the film isn't better written than most people give it credit for um molly don't apologize it's so hot when you're drunk and angry okay stop talking about spider-man homecoming spider-man is coming out you massives that's a fair point what's the opinion on into the spider-verse I thought it was awesome awesome yeah fantastic I get around to seeing it eventually but I just haven't I haven't seen it yet I've not hit a single bad thing about it as well not everybody wants it and for good reason it's it's top tier like it's really great not not only is a great great film in general a super innovative animation style too homecoming is better than dudes where's my car yeah probably I was in the movie fucking ages Ned almost blew himself up with the alien core you can't tell me blue collar workers wouldn't have done the same why you don't know maybe they did Ned didn't know that it was gonna blow himself up with it it was a reaction to going through what was it like an x-ray scanner thing right it's when it gets applied to radiation he didn't know that you could absolutely assume the blue collar dudes would test it the technology that they have they're not average blue collar workers the scientists duty has not the blue collar workers are idiots I'm just this is the thing stop assuming they're really stupid the clearly vulture is not stupid Ned sorry I feel like I'm behind on the curve on this but I wanted to ask did you guys ever check out the jack saying Eric taxon stream on e-fap 22 I only saw bits of it and I thought it was really embarrassing and that it would really make for bad content for us to cover on e-fap but yeah they did respond to it and you know I recommend people go check it out to see what their counter arguments are because they actually make arguments that my point was going to be that if you wanted a reason to see how fucking lame and and poorly constructed their arguments are go and watch their response to our e-fap is that the one where they ask for it where Jack saint begs for super chats no that's a different stream but that's just as funny as someone who generally likes high tops videos is one on homecoming is pretty bad in terms of presentation he had this this is my opinion twice in the vid while as other vids didn't it's really condescending like I said we'll cover it we'll do a fucking we'll probably do an e-fap all about homecoming because this is clearly a contentious topic that keeps getting brought up because for some reason everyone thinks fucking terrible the ROG will have to address that at some point and that's a good video to go with because a lot of people think it's it addresses the problems of homecoming no Tony is not objectively the villain in the comic book Civil War in fact Cap admits that he might be on the wrong side at the end all I can tell you is what I got from the comic guy describing it he says well he told me that apparently during the comic series of Civil War that the idea is that they're on the hero registration that's the story so you give up is the hero registration the idea is that you become sort of you become a member of SHIELD and you have to reveal your identity does Tony or does Tony not give up Spider-Man's name well Spider-Man does it himself because he like Spider-Man unmasks himself to be like alright guys let's do the right thing and then they have to fight which results in a casualty which prompts Spider-Man now this is a part where Tony really loses his mind Spider-Man's like alright no more of this and they fight like he tries to blow him up when he was describing the story to me I was like Tony's the bad guy and he was like yeah and I was like that's not absolutely the bad guy he locks up heroes in the negative zone