Make sure we're live. Let me do this. Hi everyone, this is Chichou. Welcome to my channel and welcome to a live stream of a comic book reading. And the comic books that we're going to choose from are the ones here. And today is March 30th, 2020. And we did a live stream yesterday and we read a 1972 romance comic. So we're following that up with a live stream today and we're going to read one more comic, at least. Anyway, Catholic traditionalist, hello hello, how are you doing? Welcome, welcome to the live stream. Now, as far as the comic book readings go, we've sort of set this thing up, hello dragon, how are you doing? We sort of set up this setup that we have right now. I've used this setup to do the recordings. We've done a lot of comic book readings in the last few years. And this is going to be basically a sort of the second official live stream comic book reading or third one because one of them we read Sandman number eight, the first appearance of death. And I did live stream that as well. But we never loaded that on YouTube. It was only available on pitch shoot. So we're going to try this out for a bit. Hello Knights of Old Comics. And just because, you know, what is it, almost half the world's population? Is it half the world's? I think about two billion people are locked in. So I think it'd be a good idea to do some live stream comic book readings and we'll see how it goes. At some point, I'm going to update, upgrade this camera so it focuses better when we get close up and whatnot. But for now, this is our setup. Hopefully you'll enjoy the reading. And as far as if you want to know who we are, where we are, where I'm uploading stuff and whatnot, I do have a Patreon page set up. And we do share a lot of information on Patreon. I announce all the videos that we're uploading as well as announcing our schedule that we're going to that we do live streams on, right? And for those who have joined Patreon, thank you very much for supporting this work. I don't think I say that enough. But I think you guys know that I really do appreciate it. It's because of you really and everybody else is supporting from different platforms, Twitch, YouTube, pitch shoot. It's because of you guys that I'm able to do this, right? And you don't have to become a member, contribute funds to follow the work. You can just press follow and read the blog post. If you do have the funds, supporting this work through Patreon is a fantastic way to do it. Saucy, Rossy, how are you doing? Hey, Chih-Chou, look at those glorious books, Silver Age. We got Golden Age and Silver Age. And this one's Silver Age too. And this is a catalog for ordering comic books. So we can take a look at these. I went through what these comic books are, but I'll do it again and everybody can vote to see which one we want to read. Happy quarantine. Happy quarantine to you as well, Bailey. Spider-Man, how are you doing? No worries, Spider-Man. Dude, enjoy. Don't feel pressure at all. And Spider-Man is one of our mods on Twitch for those watching this on YouTube or pitch shoot. No pressure, brother. I'm creating this stuff, doing these live streams so people can enjoy, including the mods. So if you need to kick back, just let me know that you're going to kick back and I'll keep, if you're the only mod around, I'll keep a closer eye on the chat and whatnot. Just enjoy yourself, man. That's what I'm here for, as well as teaching whatever we're talking about, you know, laid on the foundation of mathematics, right? Connor, Higgins, how are you doing? Hello, hello. Nate, how are you? Welcome back, Birdie here. Birdie, what up? What up? Spot of T, how you doing? Oh, I want to see the prices in the catalog and be sat at the price of amazing fantasy number 15 and showcase. Showcase number four, I'm assuming you're saying, right? With the flash, right? Sorry to the internet viewers, no worries, Spot of T. You missed the comic book reading, brother. Stuff you have, no worries, no worries, no only piggy. How are you doing? Hope life is treating you well in these complicated times, brother. Indeed, indeed a lonely piggy. And we, the kicker with these complicated times is, if you see it coming a mile away, which we did, we talked about this, right? Then it's not as traumatic, right? Hopefully everyone did a little bit of prep work that, you know, was following our work that we're doing on Bichute and YouTube and Twitch and YouTube and Bichute, right? We're loading on videos. We're talking about what was taking place on the other side of the world and China and Africa and all the stuff. So we were sort of prepared. So hopefully, everyone got a little bit of prepared and you're not, you know, you have your supplies that you need and you're not as traumatized as a lot of people that were initially traumatized or are traumatized, right? VC, how are you doing? Welcome, welcome. Always be making how is life. Thank you, Chichou, your kindness has really been helping all of us get through this craziness a lot better. For sure, the world is crazy. Spider-Man, the world is insane, right? Anybody that's been paying attention wouldn't know that this is absurd, right? This is just icing on the absurd, right? You know, how are we going to deal with this absurdity once we come out of that? Yeah, showcase number four. Maybe fantastic four, fantastic four, number one, two. Yeah. Thank you very much and angered. How are you doing? Welcome, welcome. How are you? You're subscribed for 10 months, 10 months straight up. Sweet, sweet, sweet. Thank you very much for the sub. And by the way, for those of you watching on YouTube and Bitshoot, we are live streaming this on Twitch. So if you want to catch the live streams, Twitch is where you want to be at. Thank you for the hearts and angered. Twitch is where you want to be at if you want to catch these live. And we are loading these, most of these on YouTube, all of them on Bitshoot. And on YouTube, I just tried for the first time, two videos ago, we did a premiere on YouTube where I hung around, we did the cooking stream premiere on YouTube. And I hung around in the chat for the three and a half hours that we're doing a cooking stream and chatted up with people. So that was fantastic. Martin, now what are you doing? So what we're most like to do a lot of these videos that we're shooting or doing live streams on, we'll load them up on Bitshoot and we'll do a premiere on YouTube. And as long as I can hang around in the chat, I'll hang around the chat and talk to everyone and whatnot, right? Lockdown has everyone shaving their heads. Nice. Premiers are fine. Premier was fine. That was my first time trying it out, right? And at some point for just to give you guys a heads up, we got approved for joining on YouTube as members as well. So that should be going live sooner rather than later, as soon as we get the final approval from YouTube. Yeah, the premiere was super fun. Super fun. And we're also announcing everything on Twitter. Okay. Gap, Mines, VK and LO. So you can follow the work there. And I do announce the, you know, linking up to the page or page where we have our schedule for the live streams going on. And again, we're loading these on YouTube and Bitshoot right now. And I definitely want to make it three platforms. I do have a daily motion account, a Vimeo account, that we loaded up initially, our early, early math videos from 2007, 2008, 2009. They are available on Vimeo and Bitshoot. Not too much. The first wave of me getting on the line with sharing stuff. But we'll see where we go from there. And we are in times of a pandemic and flatten the curve is where we want to be at, right? Do not overwhelm your medical establishment, your healthcare workers, because they're trying to save lives. And the less people get sick and the smaller the wave is that is going through hospitals, medical systems all around the world, the more people they will be able to help. And the last thing any community wants to have is your medical workers getting sick, right? Because one nurse, one doctor getting sick, you know, I don't want to put weight on it, but I'm pretty sure you could. That has a much bigger impact on the community than anybody else getting sick because they are taking care of the sick, right? So flatten the curve is the name of the game game. Okay, flatten the curve is the name of the game. If anyone wants to play diplomacy, answering the Patreon chat, yes, for sure. And we do have a Discord page and always been making has suggested that if anybody wants to play diplomacy, we can probably set up a game where I'll be the arbiter. What we could do is set up a set up have a setup like this, right? I'll put up the tripod with a with a camera on the diplomacy board and all arbitrate, get them show the movements and stuff like this and anybody that wants to play the game can send all their movements to me and I'll read them and do the movements and let the people do conduct their diplomacy. And we'll put this on a time time base, you know, go official on it. We'll decide what the time is. So every 20 minutes, the next movement has to be sent in or every, you know, you could do 10 minutes of diplomacy, two minutes of writing down your instructions and then, you know, they send them to me and we do the movements, the logistics we can sort out. But anyone that knows the game of diplomacy, Discord, go to Discord and sign up. Contact always be making it because he suggested it. So we'll let him organize this whole thing and we can get games of diplomacy going. And man, that would be amazing, amazing, amazing. And if you guys have been on my channel and surfed around a little bit, if you've been here since, you know, 14 years ago, I did attend the 2007, 2006, I can't remember, the World Dipcon and the North American Championships. I went there as a player, but because it was such an amazing event and I hadn't seen anybody record the World Diplomacy Championships, what I ended up doing, I pulled out of the games and I went home and I grabbed my little camcorder, it's a little mini-DV camcorder and I went to the tournament and for the weekend I walked around and videotaped people, videotaped games and we have a whole bunch of videos on our YouTube channel that are from the 2006, 2006, it might be 2005, 2007 World Diplomacy Championships that, you know, I cut up. I have a lot more footage, but those are the ones I ended up just loading on that I just walked around, interviewed people, recorded people, recorded games and it's a phenomenal game, one of the 10 out of 10. Okay, if you want to learn how to play, always be making linked up to a video where the person was going through the how-to-play process on it. Okay, that was a long intro for the diplomacy stuff. You got me excited, brother. I haven't shaved in a while, I'm a nice Spider-Man, facial hair is the best. Finally supporting on Twitch. Awesome, Grant Griffin, Grant J. Griffin. Welcome, welcome. Been a YouTube viewer for a while, love all the content, awesome. Thank you very much for coming to our live stream, right? Anyone watch that indoor concert? No, I didn't, what concert? I'm just going to take the Patreon thing down and again, Patreon is where we're going to be loading up all our stuff and making sure we're up to date to everything, okay. The medical ship docked in New York City earlier with a crowd of 100 people standing around cheering, nice. Hey, Gicho, Twitching Jason, welcome, welcome. Diplomacy, that's on your 2017 game collection video, right? Is it 2007? I made a playlist for games and I believe I created a playlist just for the diplomacy as well. I might not have. So it's not 2017. Actually, I do show the board in 2017, showing the gaming collection, but the videos I'm mentioning, they're from the mid-2000s where I went to the event. It was held at UBC in Vancouver and I videotaped the whole thing. I put a very informative video that tells how to play in the Discord. It's very easy to learn, nice. Tries well, how are you doing? Welcome, welcome. How are you guys? So gang, and by the way, once we start the reading, I'm going to turn off the chat, turn off the notifications and turn off this video that you see here. So we're just going to enjoy this view and look at the comic book because I think we're here to read comics, right? I'd rather not have any distractions aside just having the comic book read, right?  Oh, man. Handmade, wouldn't? It must be wouldn't. Yeah, diplomacy, man. What an addictive game.  And if you ever played it, you'll know exactly what I mean. Hello, peeps. Hund, hund, mitt, fluff, the hund. How are you doing? Lurky here. Lurk away, brother or sister, of course. Hey, Chicho, how are you? Elliot, how are you doing? Doing good here, man. I mumbled my words. Mumbled my words. So gang, what should we read? Okay, let me give you the lowdown on this. We did this yesterday as well. So let me read you this. Okay, that way you guys can decide what you want to take a look at. Okay, this guy here is alarming tails number six. Okay, let me bring this up. So alarming tails number six. Okay, it's the last issue of the series. It came out. It's wood and engraved with wood burning pyrography, pyrography, pyrography. Is that when you burn with the torch, the wood? So this is Harvey Comics. It was published in 1958. Okay, it's the last issue of the series, obviously flying saucer on the cover. And the artists involved with this are Ray Bailey, Fred Kidda, Paul Reiman, Al Williamson, Angelo Torres. Okay, and the cover of this is John Severn. Right? John Severn's huge EC Comics. Al Williamson is huge. I m not too familiar with the other artists on this, but the story that Al Williamson has worked on in the series, okay, that is a prototype for Ant-Man. So if it was for Marvel Comics, you would consider this to be the first appearance of Ant-Man, right? But it's basically a prototype for Ant-Man. So they tested it out, and it's basically Ant-Man. Really, it literally is Ant-Man that they took over to Marvel and introduced the character there, but it was first here. So this is a pretty important book. And I've read that story. I was, when we got the haul, we looked at it during the stream, during the, what do you call it, the comic book haul. And all of these are from comic book hauls in the last two years that we grabbed, right? So I looked at it. I read it. I was curious. And it's fantastic, right? This next one is, and by the way, this guy, how much do we pay for this? Hold on, I got the price. We got an amazing deal on this guy. Okay, we paid, we paid, we paid, we paid, we paid. This, this baby here cost 8.50 Canadian, 6.37 US, which is an amazing deal. And grade it at good, very good. This guy, Dinosaurus, Dinosaurus. This guy is from 1960. Printed in 1960. It's four color number 1120. Dell four color number 1120. Is there a movie classics? So it's from a movie. I think the movie came out in 1959 or 1960. So around the same period. And supposedly there's a photo cover of this at the back of this with the cast that were in the movie. Okay. And the artist for this, the script is Eric Freeward and Robert Schaefer. And the art is Jesse Marshall. So this one got one vote yesterday. And I think Martin voted for this on Discord. I mean, who could resist dinosaurs? Really? Check out this guy. Check out this guy. This guy is the atomic age. It's one of the golden age. Actually, this is Silver Age as well. This is 1958. It came out. So no golden age here. Silver age. Tale end of the golden age beginning of Silver Age, right? So atomic combat number one is the only issue of the series. And it's Dick Ayers artwork. And I believe it's Jack Kirby, Inc. I only found one place that mentioned it was Jack Kirby, Inc. So I can't, you know, we're not 100% sure on that. But a couple places were mentioning that this is Dick Ayers artwork, right? And St. John's publication and St. John's publication, these guys here, they are highly sought after comics. And this is graded at good minus. Okay. And this one is graded at good, the dinosaur one. It's graded at good. Hey, Chicho, what are your thoughts on Kenobi? He claims he is Bruce Wayne's. I don't know. I don't know Kenobi. Kenobadi. I'd have no idea. I have no idea iron. Wait a second. No, I'm not familiar. Where is this from? This is obviously DC Comics, right? But which issues? I don't think I've read that one. I put a picture on Discord, but yeah, it's stuck on Skolna, okay? And this would be amazing to take a look at as well. And this guy cost, what did this guy cost me? What did this guy cost us, I guess, because a couple of these books were funded by Nicholas, right? This one cost us $1250 Canadian, $937 US, which is a fantastic deal, which is a fantastic deal. I popped off for a second. I'm hoping for dino's. Do you want dino's? Nice. And this one I grabbed, I believe in the last or second last comic book haul. Comics for collectors. Okay, dragons. Comics for collectors is your pick. This one is graded at fine, 6.0. And it's comics for collectors number two, comics price list. So it's a catalog. This was an actual company, Grand Book Center, that you could have ordered their catalog. They have an order form here as well, that you would have sent it in, and you could have bought these books. And I looked at some of the prices in the catalog. Man, I wish I could go back in time and order this whole catalog, right? Just say, send me everything, please. Okay, well, almost everything. Let's say 80% of everything they had here, right? Fantastic, right? Like, just the price. And we'll look at this at some point. And I bought this, the price tag paid for this, I think it was $12 or $10 or something like this, Canadian. My maximum bid for this, because I'd never seen this come up. And I did searches, and you can't find this. I couldn't find it, right? It's a catalog from 1968 to 1970, right? And it's got, it's 40 pages plus, and it's got two extra pages of mail-in ordering, right? And my max bid for this was way, way higher. And at some point, we're going to take a look at this, the prices here, and link it up with ASMR mathematics and see how the prices varied, you know, what your return on investment would have been. Okay, so gang, what should we read? What should we read? So we've got one dino going. We've got one comics for collector vote. I vote for one atomic age. I think it has been dinosaurs just because of how excited you were last time. Ah, I angered. Dinosaurs sounds really awesome. So we've got three for dinosaurs right now. Kenobadi is a personal trainer that unfortunately lost his father at a young age. He inherited his father's mansion in Toronto and follows the philosophy of the Batman. I have no idea who this person is. We've got four people for dinos. I think we're going for dinos gang. I was emotionally distressed over the last night's love story. Seriously, the last one was very, the first, we read, by the way, we read a romance comic. 1972 romance comic yesterday. So we're going with the dino. We've got five votes for dino right now. So we read 1972 romance comic for Marvel comics. We've got two for atomic age. We will be looking at all these in the future as well. So we're just narrowing it down on what we're going to take a look at today. And the romance comic, one of the writers on it was Stanley. We had John Bushima. We had Alan Wise. We had a couple other people that have worked on it. There was four stories total. The first three were like happy ending. They kissed. They're in love and everything like this. The last one was a depressing story. It was like, wait a second. Why end with a sad story? But it was beautiful. It was beautiful. And it will be released today, I believe, after this live stream. I'm going to, what do you call it, premiere it on YouTube.  Just to premiere the video, right? Get that reading circulating. And then two days from now, we'll have this one up on Bitch Shootin' YouTube, okay? Gang, we're going with the dinosaurs, all right? But we have two votes for Tom. I haven't cracked this open yet. These things, when I decide I want to read them, except for this one, I looked at it. When we decide I want to read them, I hold off, flipping through them or reading them until we do them together, okay? Just watch the trailer for Dinosaurs. I recommend everyone does the same. And the movie, I think, came out at the same time, 1960, right? This thing is 1960. I think it was. Let me bring up my sheet here. Yeah, 1960, painted cover. Here, let me read you the write up for the movie. Dinosaurs is a 1960 science fiction film directed by Irvin Yeworth and produced, so it is 1960, same time, and produced by Jack Harris. The leading role was intended for Steve McQueen, check this out. The leading role was intended for Steve McQueen, who starred in the blob. And if you haven't seen the blob, I highly recommend watching the blob with Steve McQueen starring. It's fantastic, right? Who starred in the blob two years earlier, also produced by Harris and directed by Yeworth. But for reasons not clear, the offer was never made to McQueen. Oh, and this is from Wiki that I read, okay? Day seven and lockdown is going well. Need more baked beans though. I just made some pasta today. My pasta recipe, I'll share this with you. Just pasta is easy to make because you use whatever you got in the fridge, right? So I chopped up the onions, right? Fried the onions, and let the onions fry for about 10 minutes or so. And I chopped up garlic, yellow, red, and orange peppers, tomatoes, threw those in there, mixed it all up, okay? Threw in some of the dried mint that we have, some oregano, some basil, I think basil, or no, thyme, some thyme, salt, okay? And then I cut up some mushrooms through that in there, like a fair bit, and made enough pasta to feed us for like three days, right? So right now, during pandemic times, we're doing one cook. We're cooking whatever that needs to be cooked in the fridge, right? Anything that's been there the longest. We're cooking for three days, two to three days.  Recommend, recommend. Should we do the reading gang? Gluten. Oh, Martin, you're gluten tolerant. I love my gluten. I love my gluten. But you can use, you can get pasta, rice pasta, which is great. You can cook it up. The sauce, you can just mix it in with rice, right? I haven't worked in three weeks, and I honestly don't want to go back. One thing I recommend, if you have the means, and if you're financially stable enough, you don't have, you're not living from paycheck to paycheck, and if you want to change your way of being, right?  Once you do that, very difficult to go back to that nine to five gig macro panichia, panichi 31. Wow, wow, wow. I know Kenobi, he's extremely talented and martial arts. He also follows the Winf Hof method. He is seriously an inspirational and dangerous, and I have no idea who this person is. If I was doing a little search, I searched up this thing just to see if this is not a trolling action, right? I eat rice, a lot to rice, rice is amazing. I came for comics, I got a recommendation for change, my way of being, try as well, Liz. Little Bangor, that's where I'm at mentally, but I'm still working from home. I think I want to freelance software or something. I hate the nine to five, yeah, I couldn't do it. I've done a very little and I realized early on that I wasn't into it. I was looking for the time to take off for just that reason. Awesome dragons. So again, should we do a reading? How are we in? We're half an hour in, so we're about 15 minutes faster getting to the reading this time than we're last time. Okay, so I'm going to turn off the notifications here. Just for those who are following or are going to be subbing, and if there is any subs or follows, thank you for the subs. Thank you for the follows. Okay, the chat I'm going to turn off, and I'm going to turn off my video, this top one that you're going to see here, and we're going to do a reading. And the intro for this is going to be Speeding on Zalas. We're going to go right into it. Okay, the intro is basically the script is Eric Feeward and Robert, well, we don't want to have that in the thing. Jess Marshall is the artist for this. Turn off messages on screen. Yeah, I did. Just excited for this. Woo-hoo. Yeah, me too. Dinosaurs. Nice gaining on awesome. I'm going to turn off the screen to Yang. Boom. Let's center this baby. So what are we in? What are we in? Make a note half an hour in. Okay. Hi, gang. Welcome to our channel. Welcome to another live stream reading of a comic book. And for those of you who are going to be watching this on YouTube or BitShoot or any other platform, we are live streaming this on Twitch. Okay. And we do announce our live stream schedule on Patreon, and we do announce the videos when they're released on YouTube and BitShoot, when we do release them on Patreon. And if you want to support this project, Patreon is a great way to support this project, or just to follow the work that we're doing because nothing's behind the paywall. Everything's being shared. So you don't have to support funds to follow the work because you can, you'll be able to read all the posts. Okay. And we do announce stuff on YouTube, on Twitter, Gap, Mines, LO and VK if you want to follow this work. And again, uploading these videos to YouTube and BitShoot. And right now is March 30th, 2020. We're in the middle of a pandemic global and while pandemic definition is global, I guess, name of the game is to flatten the curve, not to overwhelm your healthcare systems. Right. Protect your healthcare workers and yourself and flatten the curve and reduce your physical distancing. I don't like the word social distancing because what we're doing here right now is social, very, very social. We're going to read a comic book together. 1960s comic book. And it's a four color, 11, 20, okay, from Dal movie classics. And this comic book came out the same year as the movie came out. And the script for this is written by Eric Freeward and Robert Schaefer. And the artwork is Jesse Marsh. Okay. And this thing, we is graded at good, which is 2.0. Okay. And we bought this in the last year, two years. And this baby here cost us 25 cents, Canadian 19 cents us. What a deal. What a deal. Right. What a deal. What a deal. So I'm going to take this out of the bag. Okay. Let's take this baby out. And for some reason, it doesn't have the comic code on here. So it's not comic code approved. So I'm not sure if all the movie Dal movie classics, these guys here were not comic book approved or they were comic book approved. We do have some of them, but I don't see the comic code here. Jack H. Harris Productions. Check this out. 1960, 1960 Jack H. Harris Production. And during the live stream that we're doing right now in 30 minutes that took us to do chat and decide which comic book we're going to read, there's a little write up on Wiki that I read for this, where initially it was supposed to be Steve McQueen that was going to be the star of Dinosaurus, the movie that came out that this comic book was based on. And Steve McQueen was one of the great actors from 1950s, 1960s. And he did bullet, and he did a few other movies. One of the movies he did was The Blob. And The Blob is one of the best B movies from that period. And this is the back cover. Should we take a look at this? Read the back cover. Let's read the back cover. Why not? Dinosaurus. Dinosaurus. Terrible lizards. Oh man, look at this. So take a look at this. So this is graded at good. Yeah, I would give this, I would probably grade this higher than a good. And we're not going to flip through this. We're just going to start reading it. So let's start reading the back cover for now. We'll take a look at the front cover again. And apologies if the camera is not as sweet as our HD camera. The stuff might be a little blurry, but at some point we're going to do an upgrade to the system and get better quality images. But this one's not bad, eh? Dinosaurus. Terrible lizards. When fossils of extinct reptiles began to make an impression on men of science, England's Richard Owen decided to give the fossils a name to classify them. Dinosaur was the name he chose, and it is derived from two Greek words. Dinos, terrible, and sorus, lizard. Really? That's meaning terrible lizard, an appropriate name. So that's what dinosaur means? That is crazy cool. I never looked this up. So dinosaur definition, according to this right up here, is from the Greek word dinos, which means terrible, and sorus, which means lizard. Let's continue this. Let's see what it tells us. See if we can get this thing focused nicely. Maybe, maybe not. Oh, there we go, there we go. Zoom back out a little bit. There we go. Dinosaur, dinosaurs lived during a mesozoic period of early history, which began over 200 million years ago and ended about 60 million years ago. They were distributed worldwide for their remains have been discovered and gathered from every part of the earth. They were cold-blooded animals and lived in a time when the temperature of the world was uniform and semi-tropical. Their inability to adjust to the cooling off the world's climate is one reason for their disappearance from the face of the earth. We lost the focus. We lost the focus. Let's continue this. I like the information we get from these. All dinosaurs were egg-laying animals, but little is known of their family life. Apparently, eggs were laid on land in the sand and left to hatch in the sun. Nests have been discovered with remains of unhatched embryos still within the ancient eggs. Some reptiles were carnivorous meat-eaters, but others were herbivorous and lived mostly in swamps where plants were plentiful. The plant-eaters grew much larger than the meat-eaters, but they were always at the mercy of the vicious carnivorous beasts. That's cool. Terrible. So, dinosaurs means terrible lizards. Wow. I have no idea. Very cool. Excavating the eggs. There's dinosaur remains being discovered there. Cool, cool, cool. And the cover is beautiful, by the way. Painted cover. Look at that. I haven't seen this movie. Dinosaurus. Stone Age Monsters Return to Life. Let's go through this book. Let's do some dinosaur reading. These are the pictures from the movie. Look at this. Awesome. Jack H. Harris. Universal International Presents. Jack H. Harris. This is like dirty. Ward Ramsey. Greg Martel. Co-starring. Ward Ramsey. Greg Martel. Christina Hansen. Allen Roberts. With Paul Lukath. Wayne Trendy. Fred Ingleberg. Lucy Blaine. Screenplay by Larry Ward and Gordon Russell. And this movie was produced by the same people that made The Blob as well. Right? Check this out. Look at this thing. Nice. The stop action, motion action stuff was phenomenal during that period, right? Construction of an island harbor is halted. And from the icy depths to prehistoric dinosaurs are hoisted ashore. First the Tyrannosaurus and then a Brontosaurus. There's the Brontosaurus. Claimation I believe these guys would be. Let's read these guys too. Get trippy dinosaur action going. Let me read these to you guys. While panic sweeps across the island, Julio, a small orphan boy, seems unafraid as he uses his plastic models to explain the huge animals to his friends. Look at the smokers. Julio becomes friendly with the herbivorous Brontosaurus and is born to a spot of safety by the huge monster who senses that he too is a prey for the other dinosaur. The T-Rex. I didn't realize there was Neanderthals in there too. With the dinosaurs comes another link from the past. A caveman who'd be friends, Julio, and his friends as they hunt down the big animals that plunder and wreck the island. But another kind of hunt goes on. A hunt for the caveman by a greed filled scoundrel who plans to capture and exhibit the prehistoric man to the world. I don't know what the rating of the movie is, but if it's a B movie from that period, I would say probably five or six. Cool artwork. Cute. Let's go through the dinosaur. Let's just start reading this. Oh, there's a little chunk missing here. This definitely kicks it down. It's good, good minus I would say on this, right? Because part of the story is missing. Take a look at this. Let's read the fine print for this too. We've been reading the fine print of everything. Dinosaurs, number 1120, published by Dell Publishing Company, incorporated 753rd Avenue, New York, New York 17, New York, George T. Della court, Jr. Publisher, Helen Meyer, President Paul R. Lilly, Executive Vice President William F. Callahan, Jr., Vice President Harold Clark, Vice Press Advertising Director, Albert P. Della Corte, Treasurer, Treasurer, All Rights Reserve throughout the world, Authorized Edition, based on a motion picture dinosaurus, printed in the U.S., designed and produced by Western Publishing and Lithography Company, copyright 1960 by Jack H. Harris. This periodical shall be sold only through authorized dealers, sales of mutilated copies or copies without cover, and distributed at this periodical for premiums, advertising or giveaways are strictly forbidden. And one of the reasons from what I understand, they say they weren't allowed to sell copies of comics from the Golden Age and Silver Age without the covers on them, because these things used to be sent to the newspaper stands, right? So because you had to ship them and whatnot, whatever copies they weren't able to sell, they could send back to the publisher and they would get credit for it, but they didn't want to ship the whole book because the whole book would be too much, right? So what the publishing house has told them to do, the newspaper stands, they would just tear off the covers and just send the covers and each cover would be counted as one comic and they would get credit for the number of covers they sent back, right? So if you're buying comic books, you'll see there are some comic books that you can buy that don't have the covers and the odds are those are from and even right now, I believe when a comic book is damaged, they tear out the covers and send them back to the publisher where the distributor diamond usually and get credit for it, right? So that's the reason that these guys have that fine print on there, okay? So should we have a little read through this? I'm not sure if this is a complete story of the movie or whatnot, but we're gonna find out, okay? We'll find out, Dinosaurus. On a tropical island, Bart Thomsen and his construction crew prepare to set off a series of dynamite charges in the harbor, mocked up for sure, good minus, good, good minus. Look, Bart, there's a boat in the harbor. Let's see if we can zoom in for you. Good heavens and those charges are about to go off. It's Betty, turn back, get out of the harbor. She thinks you're only waving at her, senior Bart. She is waving back. Suddenly, an onslaught of water washes the girl overboard. Help! That's probably her picnic basket. Oh, there's the boy. I'm assuming right there. Oh, this is like golden age. Size. Hang on, Betty. What a lovely welcome for a girl who was only bringing you some refreshments, Mr. Thomas. We tried to warn you those were delayed action charges. Now where are you going? Down to Debbie Jones's locker to get that portable, portable ice box, darling. I took hours preparing your lunch and I don't intend to lose it now. Down she goes. Bart follows. There's nothing in the world like a stubborn woman. And as Betty searches the harbor, she can hold her breath for a while. Oh, and she says a dinosaur. What? Love the picture of the dinosaur. And this is cut out, right? So we don't know what happens here. Oh, we were losing the reaction of the girl, unfortunately. So the story is incomplete, unfortunately, gang. She sees an incredible sight. What would that say? Seconds later. She's passed out, maybe. After the rescue is made, Betty's friends give her first aid. Take it easy, Betty. Don't try and talk. You've taken a lot of water. I saw it was horrible. Chuck, take another diver. Check out the channel, channel bottom. There's something strange down there. The water was ice cold. We might have blown the lid off a suburban river, subterranean river, right Bart? Inside the crew's work shack, Betty explained what she had, what she has seen to a doubtful Bart. You've got to believe me. I saw it. A green monster with a head the size of this room, huh? Don't you realize a drowning person often has hallucinations? I'm a good swimmer. I wasn't drowning. I was just scared to death because of that monster. I swear it, she says. Check out the monster. Here's the dinosaur. Also, look at the teeth on that thing. That's the T-Rex, right? It's got the sharp teeth. We don't know what this one says because we're missing the story from here as well. Look at the smile on this guy. Yeah, we can't read that. So there's only partial stuff page here we can read. We've monster to everything, knocking, hack. We don't know what that says. All doors on this island are open to me, boss man. I came here to complain about the noise you've been making. Those explosions are making the citizenry a little angry as island manager. I've got it right. So he must have said something to him. Let's see what this guy says. Island manager, you're supposed to cooperate with us. You're supposed to cooperate with us. This job couldn't be behind schedule. If you couldn't get, couldn't be behind schedule, if you gotten those native workers, you promised us, but no, you're more interested in your own pocketbook. You'll cooperate, but for a price, he says. Bart, that's not fair. Open your eyes, Betty. Stop being, seeing monsters and see the truth for a change. Hackers not fooling anyone. Bart, Bart. Some calls out. Bart, if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I never would have believed it. There were two of them, monsters, he says. Two huge, ugly dinosaurs perfectly, perfectly preserved at the bottom of the channel, frozen solid for millions of years, he says. Ah, look at the smug look on her face.  Now, what have you got to say, Bart Thompson? I guess I owe you an apology, Betty. The governor still in Washington will send him a wire and have him contact. Ah, this Smithsonian will bring the critters up and put them on the beach. We can move them with the big crane. Can I trust you to send this message, Hacker? You've got my word, Thompson, and a witness.  He's just a curious boy, Hacker. He's not hurting anyone, and we enjoy letting him watch. I'm his guardian, and I say he stays away. If you don't want trouble, see that you pay attention. Just cooperate, Hacker, and lay off the threats. You're awfully rough on him, Bart, she says. I don't trust them as far as I could throw her through a dinosaur. One of these days you'll realize I'm right about him. Island natives congregate to watch the usual operation. Okay, Lou. We're all hooked up. Bring her in nice and easy. Here goes, Mr. Thompson. Moments later, the head of the Tyrannosaurus appears. Is he alive, Senior Bart? No, Julio. He's frozen stiff. Thank goodness, that girl says. A second perihistoric monster is brought up from the ocean floor. Look, it's a Brontosaurus. How did you know its name, Julio? I'm well educated in those things. I get models of dinosaurs in cereal boxes. The Brontosaurus is herbivorous, a vegetarian. He is good. It is the Tyrannosaurus, who is the dangerous one. He would eat anything that got in his way. Okay, Professor Julio, you're amazing, she says. Well, Julio, it looks like you have full-grown models to investigate now. That's a kid's dream. Look at them laying on their side. Awesome. Now what, Bart? We'd better put a guard on the beach tonight. Keep an eye on that none of the natives disturbed them. We want them intact for the Smithsonian. Suddenly, Senior Bart, Senior Bart, Julio says. Look, he is alive. No, Julio, he's just thawing out. Now, you'd better go on home. You can see them again tomorrow, he says. That night, O'Reilly draws the job of watching the big animals. Imagine me garden a couple of dinosaurs. Now who in the tarnations could steal anything weighing more than 50 tons? Crazy job, if you ask me. Check this out. At that moment on the beach, if that explosion turned up dinosaurs, there might be other things that suddenly Hacker spots something nearby and investigates. It's a prehistoric man. His arm is sticking out. Oh, and the dinosaurs behind them too. Seeing O'Reilly, Hacker drags his find off the beach. I'll hide him until later. I can take him to the mainland and make a fortune. Looks like a tropical storm, but I think my discovery is safe here, so siding with the bushes. What a great night for a storm and me out here with two monsters for company. Later, in the back room of the village Cantina. You wanted to see me, boss? It's a miserable night to get me out no matter what. Just sit and listen, Jasper. You won't mind when you hear what I've got to say. We're gonna be rich. As soon as the storm lets up, we'll take my little discovery and sell him for a fortune. I found a genuine prehistoric caveman. Is he dead? He asks.  He's prehistoric. That's what makes him so valuable. That's funny. Weren't you sending some telegraph to Washington? What if they find out? I didn't send it. By the time Thamson finds out, we'll be out of here with our million-year-old friend. The boat is ready and waiting. The wind and lightning increase as Bart and Betty finish dinner at the Cantina. I'd better get home soon, Bart. Mother is probably worried. I'm sorry I picked such a bad night to take you to dinner, he says. Señor Bart. Señorita Betty. I have been looking for you, Julio. These are my plastic model dinosaurs I told you about. I thought you might like to see them. Say, these are really something. Nice. It's got a little box of plastic dinosaurs. This is the same image as here, right? On the front back cover. So right here, where he's showing them the dinosaurs, right? That's cool. So this is probably the full story of the movie. Let's take a look at the full thing. Getting too excited. I want to continue with the story. This one is the Brontosaurus. He's the vegetarian. Julio and Julio. I told you to stay in back and do your chores. Now before I know, please, I only wanted to. He says, oh, he smacks them. Don't argue with me, boy. Leave him alone, hacker. Stay out of this, Thomsson. He's my kid. I am not. My mother and father are dead. You're only a guardian, he says. Oh, he's crunching up his dinosaurs. It's not nice. I'll teach you to talk back to me. Crunch, crunch. You've broken them.   Come back here. No, I will never come back. Julio, Julio. Let him go. He'll get hungry and cold enough and he'll be back. Wining for food and warm bed. I'm going to find him, Betty. Wait here. If anything happens to that boy, hacker, I swear, I'll take it out on your hide. I was wrong about you, Mr. Hacker.  Bart searches the storm sweep darkness. Storm swept the darkness. Julio, Julio, it's me, Bart Thomsson. Come back. I won't let him hurt you. But the tearful Julio does not heed the call, sob, sob. I will never go back to hacker. Never. The violent storm increases in fury. There's lightning in the back. The lightning strikes the dinosaurs. Take a look, take a look. Look. Lightning gives life. Sunday, a bolt of lightning hits the power generator and arcs to the bodies of the monsters on the beach. Across the island, the lights go out. The power's been cut. I'd better go out and see if the lightning damaged those prehistoric animals. As the watchman moves through the darkness, another figure rises from the edge of the jungle. Suddenly, I'll be the prehistoric guy, prehistoric caveman. Oh, look at the dinosaurs. They're up and about. The terrified watchman runs, but then a worse danger rises out of the eerie windswept night. The monsters, they've come alive. The tongue of the Brontosaurus. I've got to get some of that dynamite. It's my only chance. Trumbling O'Reilly grabs some sticks of dynamite from the shack. Dynamite first response is to blow him up. Oh my god. He's alighting them. The T-Rex. The dynamite fuse is lit. Oh no. He wants to blow up the dinosaurs. Oh, this thing is detached. The center cover is detached. But the watchman does not have time to escape. Oh man, he blew himself up. And the dynamite explodes, taking everything with it. In the cantina where Bart has returned without finding Julio, what was that? It wasn't thunder. That's for sure. Let's go. He says. Shortly, Dumpy returns with a report. Not a sign of anything, boss. O'Reilly and everything gone. Including those dinosaurs. It's just not possible, he says. Then Chuck makes a discovery. Bart, look. Those tracks. It isn't possible. I don't believe it. And yet, what else can we believe? This island is without power. And right now, two prehistoric monsters are somewhere in that jungle alive. The alarm is spread and the island residents flee their homes to take refuge in an old fortress on the top of a hill. Bart gives the order for all the construction equipment to be moved to the fortress. Drive with your headlights out. There's no telling where those monsters are lurking. My mother's alone at the house, and Julio will find both of them, Betty. Don't worry. I'll make some fire bombs with gasoline and bottles, Bart. Just in case we run into trouble. Good idea. We'll need all the defense possible if those dinosaurs attack. We'll keep in touch with Chuck at the fortress on the walkie-talkie radio. Miwa in the jungle. The Brontosaurus. He's alive. Gulp. Look at the Neanderthals out and about. Awesome. Let's read it in order. No spoilers. No spoilers. Remembering all he has learned about this monster, Julio stands his ground.  Just like it says on the cereal box, we're going to be friends, Julio says. The huge beast seems to sense the boy is a friend, and then, oh oh, that's the Tyrannosaurus. You'd better run and hide where he won't follow you. If he catches us, he'll eat us both up. I guess that's the sound of the T-Rex. Go on, please. Run.  Now go. He's pushing a dinosaur's leg. The animal responds to Julio's plea. That a boy. Run for your life. Take care of yourself. I'll see you soon. I hope there comes the caveman. Awesome. Julio crutches in the brush as the Tyrannosaurus thunders past. Gosh, I sure hope Brontosaurus gets away. On another part of the island, Betty's mother awaits her return. The caveman approaches the strange house and peers in the window. It is a toss-up as to which is the most frightened Oh, there goes a box of chocolates. The caveman says timidly he enters the house and suddenly he sees a reflection of himself in a mirror. Archer smashes it right away as we can do on this one. Bravely, he attacks the mirror enemy and being very hungry, he tries some of the wax fruit or wax fruit. I never understood wax fruit. I know people that have it. Check that one out. No spoilers. Let's keep on reading the story. No looking ahead, no looking ahead. Minutes later, Signorita Betty is is anyone home? Julio enters the kitchen and who are the caveman says? Holy smokes.  Julio says, gosh, you must be cold and hungry. Why don't you try this pie? I don't think Signorita Betty would mind. I'll eat it up. See, I'm your friend. We found him, Jasper. Julio's with him. What if the kid gets hurt? He says, I don't care about the brat. Just go along. Just so long as we get that prehistoric man alive. Now he's worth twice as much.  No, leave him alone, Julio says. Oh, they got rope. They want to tie him up. Oh, and he's got a gun. Look at that. And again, this is the same type of picture from the front cover, right? From the movie. Stay out of the way. Get the ropes on him. Run caveman. Run. They're trying to capture you. The caveman realizes the danger and senses that Julio is also in trouble. He throws a pie in his face. Come on. Let's get out of here. He grabs the caveman's finger. They're getting away, he says. We've got to keep after them. We'll run all night if we have to, but we've got to catch them. A short time later, Bart and Dumpy arrive at Betty's house. Nobody here, but this place is sure a sight. Looks like someone went through here with a bulldozer Dumpy. The mirror's cracked. The frames all tilted. Bart, my mother's not here. Something's happened. Come on now. We've got to be brave. Her car's gone. Maybe she's at the fortress with Chuck. Dumpy, see if you can contact Chuck on the walkie-talkie in the Jeep. Okay, Bart, he says. What do we do now, Bart? Head for the fortress. Do you have a first aid kit? We might need it. Yes, I'll get it, she says. Boss, I've got Chuck. He says Betty's mother is there and safe. You want to talk to him? Oh no, no spoilers. I looked at the panel in the hand. Awesome. Awesome. Thank heavens she's all right. Chuck, how are things at the fortress? He asks. So far so good. Not a sign of the monsters, but Betty's mother said she saw an ape man, an ape man. She was probably so scared she really didn't know what she saw. He says. Any sign of Julio yet? No, not yet. You can look for him on the way here. Come on, Dumpy. Betty, let's get moving. We've got no time to lose. I'm with you, boss. The sooner we get behind those fortress walls, the better. All better. I'll like it. The writing, the writing, the Brontosaurus. Suddenly, the Brontosaurus burst out of the jungle. Great heavens, Julio, on that monster. And who is that next to him? It seems your mother wasn't seeing things after all, unless I'm wrong. That's a genuine caveman. Right, the Brontosaurus. Awesome. The T-Rex is here. Come on, Dumpy. We've got to get that boy. Betty, you stay back. As the Brontosaurus runs through the jungle, Julio seems to be enjoying himself. Boy, this is some ride, he says. When blowing, the girl's hair is blowing on one side, right? That's cool. You know, you're one terrific caveman. I've never had so much fun in my life. Never knew I could ride him till you came along and showed me, Julio says. Suddenly, Julio and the caveman react to the shriek of the pursuing Tyrannosaurus. And at that same moment, they come upon Betty. Julio, Julio, it's me, Betty. Señorita Betty, run. Go away. Look out behind you. Oh no, she screams. Moving very fast, the caveman grabs his axe and prepares to do battle with the Tyrannosaurus. Ike. And then he dispatches the Brontosaurus to carry Julio out of danger. Caveman talk. Bravely, the caveman faces the huge beast just as it is about to descend upon Betty. Help, help. Quickly, he hurls his weapon at the monster. The caveman picks Betty up and runs off into the jungle as the Tyrannosaurus shrieks in pain.  She's in a cave with a caveman. Cool. He saved her life, but there's no telling what he might do next. Come on. He's running with Betty on his side here. Look at him go. Boss, this is all like a bad dream. Sure glad we have these gasoline bombs. Geez. Gasoline bombs to get easy people. Bart and Dumpy search frantically, but an hour later, I'm lost boss. Do you have any idea where we are? The house is back that way. We've just got to keep looking, he says.  I don't know how to thank you. I'm very grateful, she says. I have friends out there. They wait for me. I better go. Oof. The caveman says. The tongue of the bird, Brontosaurus is always sticking out. But the caveman thinking Betty would be in danger outside the cave will not let her go. I take it you don't want me to leave. Well, all right. You're the boss, she says. Meanwhile, Julio is having his problems with his huge pile. Whoa, please stop. You're just running around in a circle. We will end up back where we started.  He says. Minors are enough. But the Brontosaurus does not heed Julio's pleas. And a few moments later, oh, there he is. Knowing he must fight, the huge animal gently slides the boy to the ground. Battle to the death is imminent, as the two dinosaurs move for a position of advantage, both shrieking wildly. Run, my big amigo. You are no match for the Tyrannosaurus. Boss, look, Julio's right between those monsters. He'll be crushed.  No, not that way. That's quicksand. Follow me. Lead on, he says. Quicksand, foreshadowing. The T-Rex is taking on the Brontosaurus. The Brontosaurus puts up a valiant battle, but he is no match for the fierce teeth and jaws of the Tyrannosaurus. Julio, get back, get back. Leave my friend alone. You bad old Tyrannosaurus. He's throwing rocks at him. The sound of battle bring Betty and the caveman from inside the mine shaft. Oh, Julio will be killed. The brave caveman rushes out to help his little friend. Look at Julio throwing rocks at the T-Rex. And with great speed, he sweeps Julio to safety. It's the caveman again. Hang on tight, Julio. It looks like he's trying to tell us we can find safety that way. Well, let's not argue with him. He seems to know what he's doing. As the caveman leads Bart, dumpy and Julio to the safety of the old mine shaft, the brave Brontosaurus is forced into the quicksand by his enemy. Thank goodness, Betty is safe, he says. Brontosaurus is. And a few moments later, the epic struggle is over. Oh, my big friend is gone, Julio says. Easy, Julio. He saved your life. He's gone into the quicksand here, right? That's his tail, I guess. He's trying to tell us to get further inside the shaft. And that's why. Look, I don't have to be told twice. Everybody, get back. A moment later, the huge beast is tearing at the entrance. Oh, look at him, he's kicking it. Oh, this guy's got his gun out too. Greed at a time. Greed at a time of chaos, right? The caveman tries to fight him off while close by. There's our man, Jasper. Yeah, but look, boss, there's the monster. The guy's like, I'm out. I know back entrance to that mine. Come on, but boss, I'm scared of that monster. So I think I'll see you around.  He shoots his friend. Look at that. Inside the cave like mine. Try to get that caveman back out of the way, Betty. I'm going to try to get a bomb right in that monster's mouth. When I throw this, everybody duck. Gasoline bombs. Bart moves in close and throws the bomb and scores a direct hit. That did it.  But he's heading right for the fortress. We've got to get there and help suddenly. You can go, but I'm keeping the monkey man. He's worth a fortune to me. People all over the world will pay to see him. I'll be rich and famous, he says. Leave him alone, Julio says. Stay back, caveman. I could puncture holes in you with this play toy of mine. He doesn't know what a gun is, she says. Caveman is not happy. Remember that hacker was the one who had tried to harm him in the house? The caveman attacks. Hacker fires. And at that moment, the rotted mine timbers weakened by the bomb blasts start to collapse. It's going to cave in. Caveman, get out, get out. It's breaking. Look out, caveman, caveman, Julio says. My friend, he has been killed. I'm afraid he and hacker are both lost, Julio. Now we must get to the fortress to help. He was like the dinosaur, Julio. And they know they don't belong in the world today. The caveman knew that, and I think he'd be happy if he knew you were going to try to make a better world for the next people who are going to use it. See, you're right. We must help the others. We've got to hurry. The Tyrannosaurus is probably there already. Look at the T-Rex. Look at the fortress. He's almost as tall as a fortress, taller even. By the time Bart and his friends reach the fortress, the brave islanders and construction men are fighting for their lives. He'll destroy everything. Oh, Bart, what can we do? Boss, where are you going? What are you going to do? Knock that dinosaur off the cliff. Bart climbs into the huge crane, hoping against hope. His plan will work. Look at the T-Rex. He's just kicking the fortress walls in the back. Senior Bart is going to fight the monster. Bart works the controls of the huge prehistoric monster. Bart works the controls as the huge prehistoric monster advances to give battle with the strange new enemy. Look at this. It's all mucked up. Dirty, dirty. Oh, oh. Muddy, muddy. Let's have a read through this. Oh, someone mucked up the dinosaur. This comic book needs cleaning. Bart swings the huge crane, crane arm, and it strikes the monster. Yeah, I'll read this further away. Strikes the monster. Strikes the monster. Knocking it to the edge of a high cliff, overlooking the ocean. There goes the monster. 25 cent comic comes with dirt. With a thunderous, thunderous rock, the monster sent crashing to his death. Roar. And a moment later, the crisis pass. Bart, you were terrific. We're all alive and well, thanks to the caveman and the Brontosaurus.  Yeah, they probably think we just sleep here because there's nothing else to keep us busy. Let's read the, read the, I wonder if this is exactly the way the movie went, by the way. Let's read this little, a pledge Del comics to parents, right? The Del trademark is and always has been a positive guarantee that the comic magazine bearing it contains only clean and wholesome entertainment. The Del code eliminates, eliminates entirely rather than regulates objectionable material.  Del comics are good comics is our only credo and constant goal, right? So that's why it doesn't have the comic code. They're just self censoring or producing G rated stuff for kids, which is fine, right? And I think that's a better idea than the whole censorship thing. Should we read this one as well? Let's read these guys. That means we read everything in this book. Nice. Let's see if we can get this focused. Hard to get it focused. Let's check it out there. Dinosaur dinosaurs, giant defenders. Tyrannosaurus Rex was well named. Can you guys hear the rain? It's raining here right now. Sounds fantastic. Tyrannosaurus Rex was well named for his title Tyrant and it was the fiercest of all dinosaurs. It ruled the earth for millions of years, hunting and feasting on the planet eating reptiles of its kingdom. However, nature provided the herbivorous, herbivorous beasts with some built in protection to help defend themselves against the vicious, terrible tyrant. That's where it comes from. Tyrannosaurus tyrant. That's cool. The Brontosaurus thunder lizard, so titled because its giant steps shook the earth, was choice prey for meat eaters and had little natural protection, but sought refuge in the streams and swamps for it could not outrun its enemies on land. It was just too big. The Proto Cretopis, first of the horned faces, was a small dinosaur about five feet long. Its protection was a bony scaffolding about its head. Powerful neck and strong jaws, although it had no true horn, it was the ancestor of the future true horned dinosaur. The rain is amazing. The tricep, three horned face was equipped with a bony shield over its neck and shoulders, three horns on its head and a powerful beak. In face-to-face combat, the triceratops was certain to be the victor. The stegosaurus, plated lizard, small head and mouth offered its little, offered it little defense, but its two rows of plated projections on its back and a long spiked tail gave it a set of weapons feared by its hungry attackers. Read this guy already, right? That was a nice read. That was a nice read. Now we know what happens in the story, right? In the movie. Take a look. In the cover, the machines are way smaller than the dinosaurs, right? Look at them all run. Is Julio here? No, Julio and the girl are not here. That was a fun read. I hope you guys enjoyed it. And a great take from chat on Twitch. Fantastic. And we're going to do more of these readings, by the way, slowly over time. And this one, the camera was able to focus a lot better than the last one we did. So we might get a nice little rhythm going on with this. Aside from that, I'm going to go back to chat and catch up with the chat. I heard some noises of people subbing and following. So thank you for the subs. Thank you for the follows gang. And what I'm going to do, I'm going to turn on the chat and turn on the notifications. There's a lot of chat going on and turn on way. This camera as well. Fun, fun, fun. That was a fun read. Love vintage comics. Yeah, me too, me too. I have a few flash comics. I'm not sure which era they are. But I have the first five issues. You have the first five issues 1970. Oh, that's a great series, by the way. They came out. That's a great series. I actually plan on reading flash number one. That's one of the books that I put aside that I wanted to read. That flash number one, by the way, from 1987, that's the comic that brought me back into collecting hardcore or brought me into collecting hardcore. Okay. So, oops, sorry, gang. So that's an important comic for me. That's a very important comic for me. Sorry if I freak you guys out. I bang the light. I really enjoyed that. Me too, Spotify. That was a great read. That was a great read. That was great. King Solomon. How are you doing? King Solomon 420. How are you doing? Love it. Love it, Chicho. I'm so chilled right now. Nice. Nice. Tony the Tiger. Hi, hi. Case man. How are you doing? Classic comic reading with you. What a treat. Awesome. BDs. How are you doing? That cave man will be me in a few weeks. Nice. He was a good guy. The cave man was a great guy. I'm going to go watch yesterday's reading once we're done here, I think. What did you read? We read, by the way, Spot of Tea. If you hold off about half an hour, I'm going to let it loose. Premier it on YouTube. Okay. In about half an hour. Okay. I'm just going to sort myself out, do a little stretch. Okay. Grab some pasta and, you know, take some pasta. I already ate some pasta, but it was really delicious pasta. I want to eat some more. That's the problem with pasta. I keep on munching on it. So let's say by around, it's 4 p.m. right now, almost 4 p.m. my time. So in about half an hour, I'm going to let it loose. Premier it on YouTube. So I'll be on the chat there as well, I think. Love you so much. But Rambo, how are you doing? I hope you're doing well. Rambo, you got to go watch Dinosaurus. 1960s classic dinosaur movie. We just read it, by the way. I really wish I'd see real Dinosaur. Me too. I think everybody does. Everybody does. Herbivores, preferably. I don't want to see any carnivores. Love your vibe and knowledge of carnivores. King Solomon, thank you. I know a little bit. I don't know as much as many, many, many people, right? And I'm very bad with names, so I tend to forget names and I mix names up and everything. So it is what it is. Yeah, I'll wait till then. Okay, spot of tea. Well, if for some reason I can't do it and I'll send you a message, but I should be able to do it. Have you read the Venetjam? No, I don't think so. I don't know what that one is. That dinosaur reading was so cool. Awesome, Spider-Man. Yeah, great readings, right? First live reading to debut on YouTube. Awesome. Yeah, first live reading to debut on YouTube. Times for Chicho and the Chichonians. Nice. What is your favorite dinosaur? My favorite dinosaur? I don't know. I just like the concept of dinosaurs. I like the sea dinosaurs a lot. The sea dinosaurs are super cool. I like sea creatures, right? Works sent me some champagne for my wedding. So cheers, ever. Cheers, case man. Cheers. Awesome. Your famous married man, by the way. Sorry, I've been kicking back and enjoying. Awesome, Spider-Man. Nothing to be sorry about. Time to enjoy a comic reading. Why not? Why not? Read any books recently on your own time. I read one of the chapters of Mass Psychology Fascism. One more chapter in Mass Psychology Fascism by Wilhelm Reich. I didn't like the chapter because they're homophobic during that period. So I didn't agree with what I read in that chapter, but putting into historical context, you know, it's good to know our history, right? I'll be there too, Chicho. Working from home at the moment so I can stay up a bit later. Nice. Awesome, Tony the Tiger. Spiky back. One for me. Martin. By the way, Martin, I think we're going to do a liqueur video just to not updating anything, but we might do a taste testing of our liqueur cabinet on our live stream, maybe in the next set. Giving your heads up. I say sorry too much. Can you tell? Yes, Spider-Man. Stop saying sorry so much. I did the same thing. Comics reading are so chill. Whoa. Yeah, exactly spot-of-seat. I was disappointed with Wilhelm Reich, but I think Wilhelm Reich later on. Oh, you're talking about the liqueur? Yeah. But Wilhelm Reich later on, I think you opened up, right? But I think we're going to do a taste testing of the liqueur. Yes, Spider-Man says. Nice. Aren't you too old for comics? Dude, no, man. Nobody's too old for comics. It's like saying, are you too old to read? Are you too old to read? What? No, man. I love reading. My girlfriend and I just made some liqueur. After watching your video, you met right on, right on, King Sullivan. What did you guys make, by the way? No one's too old for comics. No way. I am so excited for so many more videos and live streams. We will have the next schedule batch up soon. As soon as we do, so we're doing tomorrow night at 8 30 p.m. my time, we're doing a current events, live stream, politics, economics or whatnot. On April 1st, two days from now, we're doing a COVID-19 at 8 30 p.m. my time again, just an update of the data. And then the odds are the next day or two days after that, I'll announce the next set of streams, right? So most likely I'm going to announce another eight streams. And I just have to go through the recommendations and see what people recommended, requested, suggested. I'm thinking about doing, for sure, we're going to do math, current events, most likely Julian Assange, possibly COVID. I want to show you guys my exercise routine, just because everyone's, what do you call it? In lockup, we still have to stay active. And I've been meaning to do that for a while. So I might show you guys my exercise routine, daily exercise routine. Well, I'll figure it out. I'll sort it out. I have to look at the Discord page and put the word on on Patreon as well, just to say, Hey, if anybody has any recommendations, because huge thank you to the Patreon people, right? And for those of you who might be new here or whatnot, we do have a Patreon page, okay, where I post everything is a great place to stay up to date as to what I'm up to and what we're uploading and the schedules are posted there. You can go to our Discord and that's linked up through a Twitch page, right? And we announced everything on Twitter, Gab, Mines, VK, and Allo, right? And right now we're uploading everything to YouTube and BitShoot. And again, we are in interesting times. And right now you want to flatten the curve, flatten the curve gang. Okay. I need to be at the stream teacher love the liquor streams. Yeah, I'll, you know what, Tony? Go to our Discord page on the main folder. Let us know when, which day and time would work best for you for the liquor stream. Okay. No worries, Spider-Man says. It is painful sometimes to see old things that have that intolerant intolerance, homophobia, sexism, yeah, spot of tea for sure. But I guess you have to see it in the context of the times, 100%, right? 100%, right? I mean, look at what the UK government did to Turing, right? Incredible, crazy, crazy. 10 by 10. Tony Tiger, possibly 10 by 10 too. Nice suggestion, right? And posted on the Discord. That way I can scan and fit in as much as we can. A history professor at Columbia who pushes that get Madinajad to speak at the school, also pushed to get comic books in his library. Nice, awesome. That's great. He wanted to get Ahmadinejad to speak at the school and get comic books in the library. Perfect, perfect, right? Comics are the best reference of the time they came out in. 100%, one of the greatest historical artifacts ever. Comic books, period, period. That's one of the reasons, by the way. There's a lot of museums that have been buying up comic books over the last few years. Exercise routine would be cool video. It would be unimportant, I think, unimportant. And education from quarantine. Ah, yes, that's right. Always be making. Post it again. Always be making. Please post it again on Discord, okay? I'll scan it. I'm going to make sure, try to make sure I fit in as much as I can. And I've been thinking about just putting out a video, just a straight up video, recorded video of me going on a rant regarding our education system, which I have done in the past, but I might go a little hardcore on it. A little bit more hardcore on it. By the way, always be making. Did you read the, or did you, did it hit your radar that Washington Post said were in bad times because homeschooling is increasing? Right?   Totally. Manga in the 80s, free-turing, loner, badasses, is a perfect escape from overwork, disillusioned salary, man. 100%. When I die, I will, I will have a comic book in my hand. Nice, Martin Ciccio lifting those weights shown off his six, no six back here, man. True man, how are you doing? Hey, Ciccio, I have been researching Kenobi. He is known as George O. Gregory O. Gallagher. I suggest you check him out out, brother. He is very inspiration in all aspects. Sorry to interrupt the flow of comics, but you must see his. Post it on our Discord, Chairman. If you post it on our Discord, I'll get a chance because right now, because I read a lot of stuff, I'm not going to remember this, right? So if you want to get me to look at something, you know, if I have the time, I will. Okay, he inspires thousands of people in fitness and education and also self-motivation. I don't know him. I don't really go into self-motivation stuff. I am who I am and I think just life is motivation, right? We all go through our times. We need to be lifted up for sure. Wise words are always fantastic, right? Crazy stuff. I've been reading up on unschooling. They're just afraid of losing the power in the relationship. Yeah, 100%, 100%. Fitness, self-help guys are fine. Whatever gets you motivated, whatever gets you motivated, 100%, right? Anything to keep muscles active these days. Yeah, yeah, Dragon. I've been doing my exercises, by the way. I get up fairly early, so usually I'm doing my exercise at 5.30, 6 o'clock in the morning, right? It doesn't take me long, like half an hour, 20 minutes, half an hour, 40 minutes if I do it long, right? And that's all you need. I'm going to try to start doing it twice a day, but I haven't gotten into it yet. I've been busy doing comic book readings and whatnot. I am doing 100 push-ups a day. Whoa, I can't do that. I can't. My push-ups hurt my wrists, right? And I've been coming out of injuries, so I'm doing minimal. My exercises are pretty simple. 300 set-up, damn, that's pretty sweet, man. I'm sorry, but I don't really want to listen to self-motivation from someone who inherited millions of dollars from a family member. What do they know about struggle? Always be making? I disagree.  Everybody has hard times. Everybody goes through hard times and struggles, right? So it's not the money that matters, right? Sure, money can buy you comfort. Money can get you out of jams. In certain degrees, money can give you a certain amount of protection, but emotional, mental well-being, physical well-being, a social well-being has nothing to do with money. Has nothing to do with money. I do one set-up every morning when I get off to get to my desk to make the tiger do simple push-ups to start. I've been running 30 miles a week when the park is empty, but I'm afraid of losing strength. Yeah, that's the kicker, right? We'll see where it goes. Okay, gang, thanks for being here. Thank you for the conversations. Thank you for the subs. Thank you for the follows. Thank you for the chit chat. Thank you for the love. Thank you for picking up dinosaurs. If I ever get a chance, I'll go through clean that stuff, but it is what it is, right? It is what it is. It's human nature to have periods of reduced mental well-being. Everyone gets it. Everyone gets it. Everyone gets it. I've had it throughout my life, four arm horizontal to the floor, four arm horizontal to the floor. Oh, the half push-ups. These ones? Anyway. Big love, Chicha. See you on Discord. See you guys on Discord. And in the next two days, 8.30 p.m. my time if you can make it tomorrow and the next day. Current events and then COVID. See you in the premiere. See you in the premiere spot of tea. Thanks for being here, gang. See you guys tomorrow or on the premiere if you can make it in about half an hour. Bye for now. And mods, thank you for taking care of business. My pleasure, Spider-Man. Bye, gang.


I've put together a number of different panel ideas. This year we wanted to do a little more in the technical side so that it wasn't all just script kitties. So I can take it by the attendance here that that was a good idea. All right. All right. I guess we'll keep doing that. Tomorrow we've got a pretty full session in all three rooms and we'll try to get things more organized. I certainly appreciate your patience. I know a lot of you have been waiting outside trying to get in here. I can tell you that typically Saturday was our big busy day. Today I think we broke all the records in one day of what we did last year so the attendance has been really great and we thank you all for making that possible and we hope we put together a good conference for you and a lot of party, a lot of fun. Hey it's Vegas.  You should have a great time. All right. So not to delay things any longer, try to keep a little bit on schedule if possible. New Hack City, the man himself, Jero, the one you've been waiting for. I'm going to turn the mic over to him and here you go. My name is Jero. I'm going to talk about advanced evasion of IDS buffer flow detection. This came about on a discussion on Pound CDC. I was talking with T-12 and Java Man about the way that IDSs are looking for strings and buffer overflows. Can you hit the slide? This is a little background on me. I worked in embedded systems. I'm working on IDSs right now. I've been a part of a New Hack City collective in San Francisco working on a couple different projects and of course we have t-shirts available. I'm going to start out with a brief overview of buffer overflows. I'm going to cover just as a refresher, like the stuff that was in the Alphan article just to get everyone up to speed in case I forgot something. Then I'm also going to go over the kinds of signatures that IDSs are looking for and then the techniques to code around the signatures so that you can bypass the IDS, get your attack through and no one will notice. You hit the next one. This is the stack on most computers and what you're trying to do is these local variables here. You're trying to overwrite up this way and overwrite the return address. Once you can get the return address to point back into your buffer, then you can execute your own code. This is the shell code that was provided in the Alphan article. I'm going to step through it a little bit and cover what's going on. At the top you have a jump with an offset that's going to this call instruction. The reason you need a jump in a call is that you have no way of knowing the current execution point or the EIP. You need to know the EIP because most of the buffer other flows you're going to try to execute a shell. The execv call requires a bnsh string in memory, a pointer to that string, the address of the string and a null. In order to insert these things in the proper registers, we're going to need to know the actual address. The first thing that happens is you overwrite this return address to point somewhere into here. You're usually going to pad this with no ops because you don't know the exact address. You're kind of just guessing here so the no ops provides some padding so you can guess in here. Usually your code will be maybe 50 bytes and this might be a 1K buffer. You have all kinds of space for a no ops so it's pretty easy to get in there. After you do the jump call, the address after the call is going to be pushed onto the stack. Then you get the address, you pop it back into ESI which is a stack index. You could really use any register in protected mode. There's no restrictions on base index so it was shown in the article but there's other ways to do it so it avoids the common signatures that are out there. After that, you put the address of this in the location right after the string. That's going to be your pointer to the string. Then you clear out EAX, you use the low byte AL and put that 7 locations after ESI after here so that's terminating the string. That's how you terminate the string. After that, you take EAX which still has zeros and put it 12 locations after this which there's nothing there and that'll be your null string. There's 4 bytes of nulls. After that, you move B into AL, ESI into EVX, load the addresses of the pointer into ECX and the address of the nulls into EDX. You do an interrupt 80. This is code specifically that Linux because that's how it handles it. That's the kernel interface. This does the exec VE call. This call right here is an exit in case anything goes wrong here. You can exit out and you won't keep pulling stuff off the stack. That's just basic overview. Here's some signatures from Snort. This is what it's looking for over the wire. This is a common overflow. This is 2.4.2 UFDP by ADM. These are the instructions it's looking for. This right here is an SUID call and here's another SUID call. It's looking for the instructions in the packet. Similar to here, this is, I believe, a jump. Here's one of the most common ones. Just looking for long strings of null ops. It usually means that someone's trying to overflow a buffer because they're using those for padding. We'll show how to go around that. This right here, lots of people use the slash bin SH to execute a shell. People are looking for this too. In order to avoid detection, you have to code a little differently. You can change the location and the order of the instructions you're using so that the signature is different. You can use different instructions and achieve the same objective. You can use different registers within the instructions. You can replace null ops with other 1 byte instructions. Or you can encrypt your payload. This code is copied from the code I showed earlier. You see that it's tearing it out here first. And all this being changed is the order of moving this into AL. So if you move it around, the signature would come out differently. Different instructions for the same objective. Instead of doing this type of call with a static offset, you can zero register, move that into the register, and call the register. You can also produce a different signature than the original one. Another thing you can do instead of using XOR to zero it out, you can use the subtraction to zero it out. These are all simple techniques that people have used before, but it only evades signatures. Well, go ahead and go back. The idea here is like, at the top of the buffer flow, there was a pop ESI. You could pop, let's say, EBX. And then the address of the string is already located in EBX, which you'd use for later. So it's actually optimizing the code. And it changes it around in a bit protected mode. It doesn't matter what registers you use. With certain limitations, you can't push into EIP and stuff like that. But most of the general purpose registers you can do anything you want with. A lot of people use, pretend this is not here. The idea behind the no ops is you're trying to provide some kind of padding to be able to jump into your exploit because you don't know exactly where it's at. So no ops are used because they don't do anything. You can use other instructions that are also one byte long that will not affect the outcome of your exploit. You could use like CLC, clear the carry flag, or set the carry flag, or set the direction flag, clear the direction flag. There's all kinds of one byte instructions you can use. It will not affect your exploit in any way, but it will avoid the signature that's looking for all no ops. That's, I'll cover that next. The types of encryption are really simple. All we're trying to do is avoid the known signature. We don't have a lot of space. So the first tile would be like some kind of ROT13-ish, just add a constant offset or subtract a constant offset. The second one would be an XOR with a constant. And the last one would be an XOR with a variable where your XOR is based on the outcome of your previous instruction. It will provide a little bit more protection. Self-modifying code, there's been a, like, I'm a exploit. You had to add a 50 byte offset to the BNSH to get it through. There's filters. Sometimes HTTP filters won't allow certain characters through. So people view self-modifying code. And someone pointed out this week, someone on this side right here wrote some encrypted shell code that would encrypt just the BNSH string at the end. But the rest of the payload is still detectable by signatures. This is the architecture that I chose. This is the decryption block, and this is an encrypted payload. So the decryption block is up here. First you start with a jump, and then you have a call. On your stack, you'll have the first address of the encrypted instructions. Then in here, you start reading in the data, either adding constant offset or doing an XOR with a constant and writing data back out. Once this drops through on this down, you jump into the first instruction of your payload and execute your exploit. This is probably really small to see, but it's the same thing I said. You start here, here's the jump. It goes to the call. This is the, this cover here is not encrypted for demonstration purposes, so you wouldn't be able to see what it was.  It's pretty simple. I have, I had a couple of demos working, working exploits have been converted to this, but we don't have the setup to have a live demo. I'm going to release the paper probably within a week. I had Spark code written, but it's not fully tested and needs a little more work. So either I'm going to release the paper in about a week with the X86 code, or maybe two weeks and have both X86 and Spark code examples.  You don't want to use GCC to code exploits. There's lots of instructions. It will not compile. It took me forever to figure out why I couldn't get the instructions to compile. The December GCC uses is called GAST. And they chose not to implement any instructions that have 8-bit offsets. And we're working with such a little code that we're never going to go past 8-bit offsets. So like a loop instruction can't use. So if you're going to write exploits, use NASM. NASM supports the full I3-6 instruction set. And this is one you want to use for optimization. Do you have a choice to do the GCC on Spark? The question is, you don't have a choice on Spark. I don't know how... I haven't looked into if Spark doesn't do all the instructions because all Spark's instructions are 32-bit because I haven't been writing anything for 64-bit stuff. But they're all 32-bit. They're all the same size. It's risk. So I'm assuming you support all the instructions. The common is GCC295 on Solaris does support all the instructions. What's that? On Solaris 8. And that's it. Is there any questions? The question is, how is this different from techniques virus riders use to evade detection? Like a portable execution compressor. I mean, I'm not saying that these are new techniques. I'm just saying these are things available that you can do to avoid detection. If you're looking to detect this, in the paper I'm writing, it's going to have a sample decryption header. So the best way it probably would be to look at the header, get a signature for the header, and look at that.  Any other questions? I couldn't hear the whole question, but I think it was how would you go about what if someone wrote a signature to detect the decryption technique? This is the standard decryption technique that I'm releasing, but if you write assembly, you can write your own decryption technique that will be different, that will have a different signature. Most of the signature-based IDSs are looking for known attacks that already exist, that they have problems finding new attacks. And what they try to use for new attacks is look for strings of no ops, look for slash bin SHs, and these little tricks to try to look for new attacks, but you can go around them. Any more questions? Go buy t-shirts.


Hello everybody and namaste. I'm here to share about my UX India 2022 experience which happened at Hyderabad So I was a volunteer of the part of this conference where I was involved with a lot of free free conference activities like It's promotions helping with the video editing and during the conference I had the registrations during of the conference followed by Helping out with you know things with the guiding people at the conference Helping with the hosting of workshop which was truly truly sweet even in an immersive experience in itself and one thing that I got a very good outfit was the You know connections with the volunteers where you know, I still talk to the volunteers even after a year I go back to them I talk to them about you know if I face a problem and they're out there helping me out You know the fellow volunteers over with me And as a student this This conference opened, you know new doors to me to you know, like you know where I could seek How is it that industry functions? How is it that industry thinks and it's really helped me with my College in the placements which we simply happened And this year again, I'm very excited for you know the UX India 23 conference which is happening at Bangalore on 28th, 29th and 30th September And the the theme for this year is the interaction of third kind which truly, you know excites me because it's about AI and design We have been hearing a lot about these you know buzz about this is happening with AI this happening with design and this is where you know We'll get to listen to What industry leaders have to you know think about it and talk about it So I think I'm very much looking forward to this and you know this place is you know Just like a conference. Well, UX India is like a community And I'm looking forward to this year's conference again, and I'm looking I invite you all to come join me there Join us all Come Immers in the conference conference experience which is happening in person So nothing like it and let's unlock new horizons Very excited to meet you all there. Goodbye. See ya


SCP-570 is a pair of cotton gloves. They will extend between 100 to 150 cotton fibers into the outer epidermal layer of the subject's hand. Removing SCP-570 after this point will cause extreme damage to the subject's epidermal and muscle tissue. These fibers will migrate throughout the subject's body, eventually establishing contiguous connections to 80% of the subject's muscle tissue. Subjects affected by SCP-570 are classified as SCP-571. Instances of SCP-571 are capable of controlling the actions of any living organism they have physically contacted while wearing SCP-570.