CHAPTERS 1, 2, and 3 of Mike. This is a LibriVox recording. All LibriVox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, please visit LibriVox.org. Mike, A Public School Story by P. G. Woodhouse. CHAPTER 1, Mike. It was a morning in the middle of April, and the Jackson family were consequently breakfasting in comparative silence. The cricket season had not begun, and except during the cricket season, they were in the habit of devoting their powerful minds at breakfast almost exclusively to the task of whittling against the labors of the day. In May, June, July, and August, the silence was broken. The three grown-up Jacksons played regularly in first-class cricket, and there was always keen competition between brothers and sisters for the copy of the sportsman, which was to be found on the hall table with the letters. Whoever got it usually gloated over it in silence till urged wrathfully by the multitude to let them know what had happened. When it would appear that Joe had notched his seventh century, or that Reggie had been run out when he was just getting set, or as sometimes occurred, that that ass Frank had dropped fry or hayward in the slips before he had scored, the result that the spared expert had made a couple of hundred and was still going strong. In such a case, the criticisms of the family circle, particularly of the smaller Jackson sisters, were so breezy and unrestrained that Mrs. Jackson generally felt it necessary to apply the closure. Indeed, Marjorie Jackson, aged fourteen, had on three several occasions been fined putting at lunch for her caustic comments on the batting of her brother Reggie in important fixtures. Cricket was a tradition in the family, and the ladies, unable to their sorrow to play the game themselves, were resolved that it should not be their fault if the standard was not kept up. On this particular morning silence reigned, a deep gasp from some small Jackson wrestling with bread and milk, and an occasional remark from Mr. Jackson on the letters he was reading alone broke it. Mike's late again, said Mrs. Jackson plaintively at last. He's getting up, said Marjorie. I went in to see what he was doing, and he was asleep. So, she added with a satanic chuckle, I squeezed a sponge over him. He swallowed an awful lot, and then he woke up and tried to catch me, so he's certain to be down soon. Marjorie! Well, he was on his back with his mouth wide open. He was snoring like anything. You might have choked him. I did, said Marjorie, with satisfaction.  Mike will have to be more punctual when he goes to rickin', he said. Oh, father, is Mike going to rickin', asked Marjorie? When? Next term, said Mr. Jackson. I've just heard from Mr. Wayne. He added across the table to Mrs. Jackson. The house is full, but he is turning a small room into an extra dormitory, so he can take Mike after all. The first comment on this momentous piece of news came from Bob Jackson. Bob was 18. The following term would be his last at rickin', and having won through so far without the infliction of a small brother, he disliked the prospect of not being allowed to finish as he had begun. I say, he said, what? He ought to have gone before, said Mr. Jackson. He's 15, much too old for that private school. He has had it all his own way there, and it isn't good for him. He's got cheek enough for ten, agreed Bob. Rickin will do him a world of good. We aren't in the same house, that's one comfort. Bob was in Donaldson's. It softened the blow to a certain extent that Mike should be going to Wayne's. He had the same feeling for Mike that most boys of 18 have for their 15-year-old brothers. He was fond of him in the abstract, but preferred him at a distance. Marjorie gave tongue again. She had rescued the jam from Phyllis, who had shown signs of finishing it, and was now at liberty to turn her mind to less pressing matters. Mike was her special ally, and anything that affected his fortunes affected her. Hooray, Mike's going to Rickin! I bet he gets into the first eleven his first term. Considering there are eight old colors left, said Bob loftily, besides heaps of last year's seconds, it's hardly likely that a kid like Mike will get a look in. He might get his third if he sweats. The aspersion stung Marjorie. I bet he gets in before you anyway, she said. Bob disdained to reply. He was among those heaps of last year's seconds to whom he had referred. He was a sound bat, though lacking the brilliance of his elder brothers, and he fancied that his cap was a certainty this season. Last year he had been tried once or twice. This year it should be all right. Mrs. Jackson intervened. Go on with your breakfast, Marjorie, she said. You mustn't say, I bet so much. Marjorie bit off a section of her slice of bread and jam. Anyhow, I bet he does. She muttered truculently through it. There was a sound of footsteps in the passage outside. The door opened and the missing member of the family appeared. Mike Jackson was tall for his age. His figure was thin and wiry. His arms and legs looked a shade too long for his body. He was evidently going to be very tall some day. In face he was curiously like his brother Joe, whose appearance is familiar to everyone who takes an interest in first-class cricket. The resemblance was even more marked on the cricket field. Mike had Joe's batting style to the last detail. He was the pocket edition of his century-making brother. Hello, he said. Sorry I'm late. This was mere stereo. He had made the same remark nearly every morning since the beginning of the holidays.  Was his reference to the sponge incident? His third remark was of a practical nature. I say, what's under that dish? Mike began Mr. Jackson. This again was stereo. You really must learn to be more punctual. He was interrupted by a chorus. Mike, you're going to reckon next term shouted Marjorie. Mike, father's just had a letter to say you're going to reckon next term from Phyllis. Mike, you're going to reckon from Ella. Gladys Maud Vanjeline, aged three, obliged with a solo of her own composition in six, eight time as follows. Mike, Ricky, Mike, Ricky, Mike, Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, Ricky. Put a green-based cloth over that kid somebody, groaned Bob. We're at Gladys Maud having fixed him with a chili stare for some seconds. Suddenly drew a long breath and squealed definitely for more milk. Mike looked round the table. It was a great moment. He rose to it with the utmost dignity. Good, he said. I say, what's under that dish? After breakfast, Mike and Marjorie went off together to the meadow at the end of the garden. Saunders, the professional, assisted by the gardener's boy, was engaged in putting up the net. Mr. Jackson believed in private coaching, and every spring since Joe, the eldest of the family, had been able to use a bat, a man had come down from the oval to teach him the best way to do so. Each of the boys in turn had passed from spectators to active participants in the net practice in the meadow. For several years now Saunders had been the chosen man, and his attitude towards the Jacksons was that of the faithful old retainer in melodrama. Mike was his special favorite. He felt that in him he had material of the finest order to work upon. There was nothing the matter with Bob. In Bob he would turn out a good sound article. Bob would be a blue in his third or fourth year, and probably a creditable performer among the rank and file of a county team later on. But he was not a cricket genius like Mike. Saunders would lie awake at night sometimes thinking of the possibilities that were in Mike. The strength could only come with years, but the style was there already. Joe's style with improvements. Mike put on his pads and Marjorie walked with the professional to the bowling crease. Mike's going to rick and necks term Saunders, she said. All the boys were there, you know, so was father ages ago. Is he miss? I was thinking he would be soon. Do you think he'll get into the school team? School team miss? Master might get into a school team. He'll be playing for England in another eight years. That's what he'll be playing for. Yes, but I meant next term. It would be a record if he did. Even Joe only got in after he'd been at school two years. Don't you think he might Saunders? He's awfully good, isn't he? He's better than Bob, isn't he? And Bob's almost certain to get in this term. Saunders looked a little doubtful. Next term, he said. While you see miss, it's this way. It's all there in a manner of speaking with Master Mike. He's got as much style as Mr. Joe's got every bit. The whole thing is, you see miss, you get these young gentlemen of 18 and 19 perhaps, and it stands to reason they're stronger.  They aren't going to play Master Mike because he'll be in the England team when he leaves school. They'll give the cap to somebody that can make a few then and there. But Mike's jolly strong. I'm not saying it mightn't be miss. I was only saying don't count on it, so you won't be disappointed if it doesn't happen. It's quite likely that it will. Only all I say is don't count on it. I only hope that they won't knock all the style out of him before they're done with him. Do all these school professionals miss? No, I don't Saunders. What do they like? Well, there's too much of the come right out at everything about him for my taste. Seem to think playing forward, the alpha no mugger of batting. They'll make him pat balls back to the bowler, which he'd cut for twos and threes if he was left to himself. Still, we'll hope for the best miss. Ready, Master Mike? Play. As Saunders had said, it was all there. In his style, there could be no doubt. Today, too, he was playing more strongly than usual. Marjorie had to run to the end of the meadow to fetch one straight drive. He hit that hard enough, didn't he, Saunders? She asked if she would turn to the ball. If he could keep on doing ones like that miss, said the professional, they'd have him in the team before you could say knife. Marjorie sat down again beside the net and watched more hopefully. Chapter two, The Journey Down. The seeing off of Mike on the last day of the holidays was an imposing spectacle, a sort of pageant. Going to a public school, especially at the beginning of the summer term, is no great hardship, more particularly when the departing hero has a brother on the verge of the school eleven and three other brothers playing for counties. And Mike seemed in no way disturbed by the prospect. Mothers, however, to the end of time will foster a secret fear that their sons will be bullied at a big school, and Mrs. Jackson's anxious look lent a fine solemnity to the proceedings. And as Marjorie Phyllis and Ella invariably broke down when the time of separation arrived and made no exception to their rule on the present occasion, a suitable gloom was the keynote of the gathering. Mr. Jackson seemed to bear the parting with fortitude, as did Mike's Uncle John, providentially roped in at the eleventh hour on his way to Scotland in time to come down with a handsome tip.  At the very moment when the train began to glide out of the station, Uncle John was heard to remark that in his opinion these box weren't a patch on the old-shaped Laranaga. Among others present might have been noticed saunders practicing late cuts rather coily with a walking stick in the background.  The train gathered speed.  Uncle John said on second thoughts he wasn't sure these box weren't half the bad smoke after all.  He was alone in the carriage. Bob, who had been spending the last week of the holidays with an aunt further down the line, was to board the train at East Wobsley and the brothers were to make a state entry and to ricken together. Meanwhile, Mike was left to his milk chocolate, his magazines, and his reflections. The latter were not numerous nor profound. He was excited. He had been petitioning the home authorities for the past year to be allowed to leave his private school and go to ricken, and now the thing had come about. He wondered what sort of a house Waines was and whether they had any chance of the cricket cup. According to Bob, they had no earthly, but then Bob only recognized one house, Donaldson's. He wondered if Bob would get his first 11 cap this year and if he himself were likely to do anything at cricket. Marjorie had faithfully reported every word Saunders had said on the subject, but Bob had been so careful to point out his insignificance when compared with the humblest rickinean that the professional's glowing prophecies had not had much effect. It might be true that some day he would play for England, but just at present he felt he would exchange his place in the team for one in the rick and third eleven. A sort of mist enveloped everything rickinean. It seemed almost hopeless to try and compete with these unknown experts. On the other hand, there was Bob. Bob, by all accounts, was on the verge of the first eleven and he was nothing special. While he was engaged on these reflections, the train drew up at a small station. Opposite the door of Mike's compartment was standing a boy of about Mike's size, though evidently some years older.  He wore a bowler hat and carried a small portmanteau. He opened the door and took the seat opposite to Mike, whom he scrutinized for a moment rather after the fashion of a naturalist examining some new and unpleasant variety of beetle. He seemed about to make some remark, but instead got up and looked through the open window. Where's that porter, Mike heard him say? The porter came skimming down the platform at that moment. Porter? Sir? Are those frightful boxes of mine in all right? Yes, sir. Because you know there'll be a frightful row if any of them get lost. No chance of that, sir. Here you are then. Thank you, sir. The youth drew his head and shoulders in, stared at Mike again, and finally sat down. Mike noticed that he had nothing to read and wondered if he wanted anything, but he did not feel equal to offering him one of his magazines. He did not like the looks of him particularly, judging by appearances he seemed to carry enough side for three. If he wanted a magazine, thought Mike let him ask for it. The other made no overtures, and at the next stop got out. That explained his magazine-less condition. He was only traveling a short way. Good business, said Mike to himself. He had all the Englishman's love of a carriage to himself. The train was just moving out of the station when his eye was suddenly caught by the stranger's bag, lying snugly in the rack. And here I regret to say Mike acted from the best motives, which is always fatal. He realized in an instant what had happened, the fellow had forgotten his bag. Mike had not been greatly fascinated by the stranger's looks, but after all, the most supercilious person on earth has a right to his own property. Besides, he might have been quite a nice fellow when you got to know him. Anyhow, the bag had better be returned at once. The train was already moving quite fast, and Mike's compartment was nearing the end of the platform. He snatched the bag from the rack and hurled it out of the window. Porter Robinson, who happened to be in the line of fire, escaped with a flesh wound. Then he sat down again with the inward glow of satisfaction, which comes to one when one has risen successfully to a sudden emergency. The glow lasted till the next stoppage, which did not occur for a good many miles. Then it ceased abruptly, for the train had scarcely come to a standstill when the opening above the door was darkened by a head and shoulders. The head was surmounted by a bowler and a pair of pond-snakes gleamed from the shadow. I say, said the stranger, Have you changed carriages or what? No, said Mike. Then dash it, where's my frightful bag? Life teams with embarrassing situations. This was one of them. The fact is, said Mike, I chucked it out. Chucked it out, what do you mean, when? At the last station? The guard blew his whistle and the other jumped into the carriage. I thought you'd got out there for good, explained Mike. I'm lawfully sorry. Where is the bag? On the platform at the last station it hit a porter. Against his will, for he wished to treat the matter with fitting solemnity, Mike grinned at the recollection.  The bereaved owner disapproved of this levity and said as much, Don't grin, you little beast, he shouted. There's nothing to laugh at. You go chucking bags that don't belong to you out of the window and then you have the frightful cheek to grin about it. It wasn't that, said Mike hurriedly. Only the porter looked awfully funny when it hit him. Dash the porter. What's going to happen about my bag?  What you want is a frightful kicking. The situation was becoming difficult, but fortunately at this moment the train stopped once again and looking out of the window Mike saw a board with East Wabsley upon it in large letters. A moment later Bob's head appeared in the doorway. Hello, there you are, said Bob. His eye fell upon Mike's companion. Hello, Gazika, he exclaimed, Where did you spring from? Do you know my brother? He's coming to rick in this term. By the way, rather lucky you've met. He's in your house. Furby Smith's head of wanes, Mike. Mike gathered that Gazika and Furby Smith were one and the same person. He grinned again. Furby Smith continued to look ruffled, though not aggressive. Oh, are you in wanes? He said. I say Bob, said Mike.  Naturally. I mean what happened was this. I chucked Furby Smith's portmanteau out of the window thinking he'd got out. Only he hadn't really, and it's at a station miles back.  Had it got your name and address on it, Gazika? Yes. Oh, then it's certain to be all right. It's bound to turn up some time. They'll send it on by the next train and you'll get it either tonight or tomorrow. Frightful, nuisance, all the same. Lots of things in it I wanted. Oh, never mind, it's all right. I say, what have you been doing in the holidays? I didn't know you lived on this line at all. From this point onwards, Mike was out of the conversation altogether. Bob and Furby Smith talked of Rickon, discussing events of the previous term of which Mike had never heard. Names came into their conversation which were entirely new to him. He realized that school politics were being talked and that contributions from him to the dialogue were not required. He took up his magazine again, listening the while. They were discussing Wayne's now. The name Wyatt cropped up with some frequency. Wyatt was apparently something of a character. Mention was made of rouse in which he had played a part in the past. It must be pretty rotten for him, said Bob. He and Wayne never get on very well and yet they have to be together, holidays as well as term. Pretty bad having a stepfather at all, I shouldn't care to. And when your housemaster and your stepfather are the same man it's a bit thick. Frightful, agreed Furby Smith. I swear if I were in Wyatt's place I should rot about like anything. It isn't as if he'd anything to look forward to when he leaves. He told me last term that Wayne had got a nomination for him in some beastly bank and that he was going into it directly after the end of this term. Rather rough on a chap like Wyatt, good cricketer and footballer I mean and all that sort of thing.  Hello, here we are. Mike looked out of the window. It was Rickin' at last. Chapter 3. Mike Finds a Friendly Native Mike was surprised to find on a lighting that the platform was entirely free from Rickinians. In all the stories he had read the whole school came back by the same train and having smashed in one another's hats and chaffed the porters in school buildings in a solid column. But here they were alone. A remark of Bob's to Furby Smith explained this. Can't make out why none of the fellows came back by this train, he said. Heaps of them must come by this line and it's the only Christian train they run. Don't want to get here before the last minute they can possibly manage. Silly idea. I suppose they think there'd be nothing to do. What shall we do? said Bob. Come and have some tea at Cook's. All right. Bob looked at Mike. There was no disguising the fact that he would be in the way. But how convey this fact delicately to him? Look here, Mike, he said with a happy inspiration. Furby Smith and I are just going to get some tea. I think you'd better nip up to the school. Probably Wayne will want to see you and tell you all about things. Which is your dorm and so on. See you later. He concluded eerily. Anyone will tell you the way to the school. Go straight on. They'll send your luggage on later. So long. And his sole prop in this world of strangers departed, leaving him to find his way for himself. There is no subject on which opinions differ so widely as this matter of finding the way to a place. To the man who knows it is simplicity itself.  The man who does not know feels as if he were in a maze. Mike started out boldly and lost his way. Go in which direction he would. He always seemed to arrive at a square with a fountain and an equestrian statue in its center. On the fourth repetition of this feat he stopped in a disheartened way and looked about him. He was beginning to feel bitter towards Bob. He would have shown him where to get some tea. At this moment a ray of hope shown through the gloom. Crossing the square was a short, thick-set figure clad in gray flannel trousers, a blue blazer, and a straw hat with a colored band, plainly a Rikinian. Mike made for him. Can you tell me the weight of the school, please? He said. Oh, you're going to the school? Said the other. Mike was a very hard bulldog and a pair of very deep-set gray eyes which somehow put Mike at his ease. There was something singularly cool and genial about them. He felt that they saw the humor in things and that their owner was a person who liked most people and whom most people liked. You look rather lost, said the stranger. Been hunting for it long? Yes, said Mike. Which house do you want? Wayne's. Come to the right, man, this time. What I don't know about Wayne's isn't worth knowing. Are you there, too? Am I not? Term and holidays. There's no closed season for me. Oh, are you Wyatt, then? Asked Mike. Hello, this is Fame. How did you know my name?  There's something about you in the train. Who's your brother? Jackson, he's in Donaldson's. I know, a stout fellow. So you're the newest make of Jackson, latest model with all the modern improvements. Are there any more of you? Not brothers, said Mike. Pity, you can't quite raise a team, then. Are you a sort of young tildesly, too? I played a bit at my last school. Only a private school, you know, added Mike modestly. Make any runs, what was your best score? 123, said Mike awkwardly. It was only against kids, you know. He was in terror lest he should seem to be bragging. That's pretty useful. Any more centuries? Yes, said Mike, shuffling. How many? Seven altogether. You know, it was really awfully rotten bowling, and it was a good bit bigger than most of the chaps there. My pattern always has a pro down in the Easter holidays, which gave me a bit of an advantage. All the same, seven centuries isn't so dusty against any bowling. We shall want some batting in the house this term. Look here, I was just going to have some tea. You come along, too. Oh, thanks awfully, said Mike. My brother and Furby Smith have gone to a place called Cooks. The old Kozika? I didn't know he lived in your part of the world. He's head of wanes. No, said Mike. Why is he called Kozika? He asked after a pause. Don't you think he looks like one? What did you think of him? I didn't speak to him much, said Mike cautiously. It is always delicate work answering a question like this unless one has some sort of an inkling as to the views of the questioner. He's all right, said Wyatt, answering for himself. He's got a habit of talking to one as if he were a prince of the blood of the three small heads at the hippodrome, but that's his misfortune. We all have our troubles. That's his. Let's go in here. It's too far to sweat to Cooks. It was about a mile from the tea shop to the school. Mike's first impression on arriving at the school grounds was of his smallness and insignificance. Everything looked so big. The buildings, the grounds, everything. He felt out of the picture. He was glad that he had met Wyatt to make his entrance into this strange land alone would have been more of an ordeal than he would have cared to face. That's Wayne's, said Wyatt, pointing to one of half a dozen large houses which line to the road on the south side of the cricket field. Mike followed his finger and took in the size of his new home. I say it's jolly big, he said. How many fellows are there in it? Thirty-one this term, I believe. That's more than there were at King Hall's. What's King Hall's? The private school I was at at Emsworth. Emsworth seemed very remote and unreal to him as he spoke. They skirted the cricket field walking along the path that divided the two terraces. The rick and playing fields were formed of a series of huge steps cut out of the hill. At the top of the hill came the school. On the first terrace was a sort of informal practice ground where, though no games were played on it, there was a good deal of punting and drop kicking in the winter and fielding practice in the summer. The next terrace was the biggest of all and formed the first eleven cricket ground, a beautiful piece of turf, a shade too narrow for its length, bounded on the terrace side by a sharply sloping bank some fifteen feet deep and on the other by the precipice leading to the next terrace. At the far end of the ground stood the pavilion and beside it a little ivy-covered rabbit hutch for the scorers. Old Rikinians always claimed that it was the prettiest school ground in England. It certainly had the finest view. From the veranda of the pavilion you could look over three counties. Wayne's house wore an empty and desolate appearance. There were signs of activity, however, inside and the smell of soap and warm water told of preparations recently completed. Wyatt took Mike into the matron's room, a small room opening out of the main passage. This is Jackson, he said. Which dormitory is he in, Miss Payne? The matron consulted a paper. He's in yours, Wyatt. Good business. Who's in the other bed? There are going to be three of us, aren't there? Ferrero was to have slept there but we have just heard that he is not coming back this term. He has had to go on a sieve wage for his health. It seems queer. Anyone actually taking the trouble to keep Ferrero in the world, said Wyatt. I've often thought of giving him rough-on-rats myself. Come along, Jackson and I'll show you the room. They went along the passage and up a flight of stairs. Here you are, said Wyatt. It was a fair-sized room. The window heavily barred, looked out over a large garden. I used to sleep here alone, last term, said Wyatt, but the house is still now. They've turned it into a dormitory. I say, I wish these bars weren't here. It would be rather a rag to get out of the window onto that wall at night and hop down into the garden and explore, said Mike. Wyatt looked at him curiously and moved to the window. I'm not going to let you do it, of course, he said, because you'd go getting caught and dropped on, which isn't good for one-in-one's first term, so he looked at the middle bar and the next moment he was standing with it in his hand and the way to the garden was clear. Bye, Joe, said Mike. That's simply an object lesson, you know, said Wyatt, replacing the bar and pushing the screws back into their putty. I get out at night myself because I think my health needs it. Besides, it's my last term anyhow, so it doesn't matter what I do. But if I find you trying to cut out in the small hours, there'll be trouble, see? All right, said Mike reluctantly but I wish you'd let me. Not if I know it, promise you won't try it on. All right, but I say, what do you do out there? I shoot at cats with an air pistol. The beauty of which is that even if you hit them it doesn't hurt, simply keeps them bright and interested in life and if you miss, you've had all the fun anyhow. Have you ever shot at a rocketing cat, finest mark you can have? Society's by a pistol and see life. I wish you'd let me come. I dare say you do, not much, however.  You'll have to see it sooner or later, so you may as well get it over at once. End of chapter three, end of section. Chapters four, five and six of Mike. This is a LibriVox recording. All LibriVox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer please visit LibriVox.org. Mike, a public school story by P.G. Woodhouse. Chapter four, at the Nets. There are a few better things in life than a public school summer term. The winter term is good, especially towards the end and there are points, though not many about the Easter term, but it is in the summer that one really appreciates public school life. The freedom of it after the restrictions of even the most easy-going private school is intoxicating. The change is almost as great as that from public school to varsity. For Mike, the path was made particularly easy. The only drawback to going to a big school for the first time is the fact that one is made to feel so very small and inconspicuous. New boys who have been leading lights at their private schools feel it acutely for the first week. At one time it was the custom if we may believe writers of a generation or so back for boys to take quite an embarrassing interest in the newcomer. He was asked a rain of questions and was generally in the very center of the stage. Nowadays, an absolute lack of interest is the fashion. A new boy arrives and there he is, one of a crowd. Mike was saved this salutary treatment to a large extent at first by virtue of the greatness of his family and later by his own performances on the cricket field. His three elder brothers were objects of veneration to most drachynians and Mike got a certain amount of reflected glory from them. The brother of first class cricketers has a dignity of his own. Then Bob was a help. He was on the verge of the cricket team and had been the school fullback for two seasons. Mike found that people came up and spoke to him, anxious to know if he were Jackson's brother and became friendly when he replied in the affirmative. Influential relations are a help in every stage of life. It was Wyatt who gave him his first chance at cricket. There were nets on the first afternoon of term for all old colors of the three teams and a dozen or so of those most likely to fill the vacant places. Wyatt was there, of course. He had got his first 11 cap in the previous season as a mighty hitter and a fair slow bowler. Mike met him crossing the field with his cricket bag. Hello, where are you off to? asked Wyatt, coming to watch the nets. Mike had no particular program for the afternoon. Junior cricket had not begun and it was a little difficult to know how to fill in the time. I tell you what, said Wyatt, nip into the house and shove on some things and I'll try and get Burgess to let you have a knock later on. This suited Mike admirably. A quarter of an hour later, he was sitting at the back of the first 11 net watching the practice. Burgess, the captain of the Ricken team, made no pretense of being a bat. He was the school fast bowler and concentrated his energies on that department of the game. He sometimes took 10 minutes at the Wicked after everybody else had had an innings, but it was to bowl that he came to the nets. He was bowling now to one of the professionals with the other two bowlers. Two nets away, Furby Smith, who had changed his pond snade for a pair of huge spectacles, was performing rather ineffectively against some very bad bowling. Mike fixed his attention on the first 11 man. He was evidently a good bat. There was style and power in his batting. He had a way of gliding Burgess's body. He was succeeded at the end of a quarter of an hour by another 11 man, and then Bob appeared. It was soon made evident that this was not Bob's day. Nobody is at his best on the first day of term, but Bob was worse than he had any right to be. He scratched forward at nearly everything, and when Burgess, who had been resting, took up the ball again, he had each stump uprooted in a regular series in seven balls. Once, he skied one of Wyatt's clothes over the net behind the wicket, and Mike, jumping up, caught him neatly. Thanks, said Bob Osterly as Mike returned the ball to him. He seemed depressed. Towards the end of the afternoon Wyatt went up to Burgess. Burgess, he said, see that kid sitting behind the net? With the naked eye, said Burgess, why? He's just come to Wayne's. He's Bob Jackson's brother, and I have a bat. I told him I'd ask you if he could have a knock. Why not send him in at the end net? There's nobody there now. Burgess's amy ability off the field equalled his ruthlessness when bowling. All right, he said, only if you think that I'm going to sweat to bowling him, you're making a fatal error. You needn't do a thing. Just sit and watch. I rather fancy this kid's something special. Mike put on Wyatt's pads and gloves, borrowed his bat, and walked round into the net. Not in a funk are you, asked Wyatt as he passed? Mike grinned. The fact was that he had far too good an opinion of himself to be nervous. An entirely modest person seldom makes a good batsman. Batting is one of those things which demand, first and foremost, a thorough belief in oneself. It need not be aggressive, but it must be there. Wyatt and the professional were the best. Mike had seen enough of Wyatt's bowling to know that it was merely ordinary, slow-tosh, and the professional did not look as difficult as Saunders.  He was on trial and he meant to take no risks. Then the professional overpitched one slightly on the off. Mike jumped out and got the full face of the bat onto it. The ball hit one of the ropes of the net and nearly broke it. How's that? said Wyatt with the smile of an impresario on the first night of a successful piece? Not bad, admitted Burgess. A few moments later he was still more complimentary. He got up and took a ball himself. Mike braced himself up as Burgess began his run. This time he was more than a trifle nervous. The bowling he had had so far had been tame. This would be the real ordeal. As the ball left Burgess's hand instinctively to shape for a forward stroke then suddenly he realized that the thing was going to be a yorker and banged his bat down in the block just as the ball arrived. An unpleasant sensation as of having been struck by a thunderbolt was succeeded by a feeling of relief that he had kept the ball out of his wicket. There are easier things in the world than stopping a fast yorker. Well played, said Burgess. Mike felt like a successful general receiving the thanks of the nation. The fact that Burgess's next ball knocked middle and off stumps out of the ground saddened him somewhat but this was the last tragedy that occurred. He could not do much with the bowling beyond stopping it and feeling repetitions of the thunderbolt experience but he kept up his end and a short conversation which he had with Burgess at the end of his innings was full of encouragement to one skilled in reading between the lines. Thanks awfully, said Mike referring to the square manner in which the captain had behaved in letting him bat. What school were you at before you came here? asked Burgess. A private school in Hampshire said Mike, King of Halls at a place called M'sworth. Get much cricket there? Yes, a good lot. One of the masters, a chap called Westbrook, was an awfully good slow bowler. Burgess nodded. You don't run away which is something, he said. Mike turned purple with pleasure at this stately compliment. Then having waited for further remarks but gathering from the captain's silence that the audience was at an end he proceeded to unbuckle his pads. Why it overtook him on his way to the house? Well played, he said. I had no idea you were such hot stuff.  I say, said Mike, gratefully it was most awfully decent of you getting Burgess to let me go in. It was simply ripping of you. Oh, that's all right. If you don't get pushed a bit here you stay for ages in the hundredth game with the cripples and the kids. Now you've shown them what you can do you ought to get into the under-16 team straight away. Probably into the third too. I jove that would be all right. I asked Burgess afterwards what he thought of your batting and he said not bad. But he says that about everything. It's his highest form praise. He says it when he wants to let himself go and simply butter up a thing. If you took him to see N. A. Knox bowl he'd say he wasn't bad. What he meant was that he was jolly struck with your batting and is going to play you for the under-16. I hope so, said Mike. The prophecy was fulfilled. On the following Wednesday there was a match between the under-16 and a scratch side. Mike's name was among the under-16 and on the Saturday he was playing for the third eleven in a trial game. This place is ripping, he said to himself as he saw his name on the list. Thought I should like it. And that night he wrote a letter to his father notifying him of the fact. Chapter 5 Revelry by Night A succession of events combined to upset Mike during his first fortnight at school. He was far more successful than he had any right to be at his age. There is nothing more heady than success. And if it comes before we are prepared for it, it is apt to throw us off our balance. As a rule at school, years of wholesome obscurity make us ready for any small triumphs we may achieve at the end of our time there. Mike had skipped these years. He was older than the average new boy and his batting was undeniable. He knew quite well that he was regarded as a find by the cricket authorities and the knowledge was not particularly good for him. It did not make him conceited for his was not a nature at all addicted to conceit. The effect it had on him was to make him excessively pleased with life. And when Mike was pleased with life he always found a difficulty in obeying authority and its rules. His state of mind was not improved by an interview with Bob. Some evil genius put it into Bob's mind that it was his duty to be if only for one performance the heavy elder brother to Mike give him good advice. It is never the smallest use for an elder brother to attempt to do anything for the good of a younger brother at school for the latter rebels automatically against such interference in his concerns. But Bob did not know this. He only knew that he had received a letter from home in which his mother had assumed without evidence that he was leading Mike by the hand round the pitfalls of life at Ricken and his conscience smote him. Beyond asking him occasionally when they met how he was getting on a question to which Mike invariably replied, oh, all right. He was not aware of having done anything brotherly towards the youngster. So he asked Mike to tea in his study one afternoon before going to the nets. Mike arrived sidling into the study in the half sheepish, half defiant manner peculiar to small brothers in the presence of their elders and stared in silence at the photographs on the walls. Bob was changing into his cricket things. The atmosphere was one of constraint and awkwardness. The arrival of tea was the cue for conversation. Well, how are you getting on? Asked Bob. Oh, all right. Said Mike. Silence. Sugar. Asked Bob. Thanks. Said Mike. How many lumps? Two please. Cake. Thanks. Silence. Bob pulled himself together. Like wanes? Ripping. I asked Fermi Smith to keep an eye on you. Said Bob. What? Said Mike. The mere idea of a worm like the gazika being told to keep an eye on him was degrading. He said he'd look after you, added Bob, making things worse. Look after him. Him. M. Jackson of the third eleven. Mike helped himself to another chunk and spoke crushingly. He needed trouble. He said, I can look after myself all right. Thanks. Bob saw an opening for the entry of the heavy elder brother. Look here, Mike. He said, I'm only saying it for your good. I should like to state here that it was not Bob's habit to go about the world telling people things solely for their good. He was only doing it now to ease his conscience. Yes. Said Mike coldly. Only this, you know, I should keep an eye on myself if I were you. There's nothing that gets a chap so barred here as side. What do you mean? Said Mike, outraged. Oh, I'm not saying anything against you so far, said Bob. You've been all right up to now. What I mean to say is, you've got on so well at cricket in the third and so on. There's just a chance you might start to side about a bit soon if you don't watch yourself. I'm not saying a word against you so far, only you see what I mean. Mike's feelings were too deep for words. In somber silence he reached out for the jam while Bob satisfied that he had delivered his message in a pleasant and tactful manner, filled his cup and cast about him for further words of wisdom. Seeing you about with why had a good deal, he said at length. Yes, said Mike. Like him? Yes. Said Mike cautiously. You know, said Bob, I shouldn't. I mean, I should take care what you're doing with Wyatt. What do you mean? Well, he's an awfully good chap, of course, but still, still what? Well, I mean, he's the sort of chap who'll probably get into some thundering row before he leaves. He doesn't care a hang when he does. He's that sort of chap. He's never been dropped on yet, but if you go on breaking rules you're bound to be sooner or later. Because it doesn't matter much for him, because he's leaving at the end of the term. But don't let him drag you into anything. Not that he would try to, but you might think it was the blood thing to do to imitate him. And the first thing you knew you'd be dropped on by Wayne or somebody. See what I mean? Bob was well-intentioned, but TAC did not enter greatly into his composition. What rot? Said Mike. All right, but don't you go doing it. I'm going over to the nets. I see Burgess has shoved you down for them. You'd better be going and changing. Stick on here a bit, though, if you want any more tea. I've got to be off myself. Mike changed for net practice an affirmant of spiritual injury. It was maddening to be treated as an infant who had to be looked after. He felt very sore against Bob. A good innings at the third eleven net followed by some strenuous fielding in the deep soothed his ruffled feelings to a large extent. And all might have been well, but for the intervention of Furby Smith. That youth, all spectacles in front teeth, met Mike at the door of Wayne's. Ah, I wanted to see you, young man, he said. Mike disliked being called young man. Come up to my study. Mike followed him in silence to his study and preserved his silence till Furby Smith, having deposited his cricket bag in a corner of the room and examined himself carefully in a looking glass that hung over the mantelpiece, spoke again. I've been hearing all about you, young man, Mike shuffled. You're a frightful character from all accounts. Mike could not think of anything to say that was not rude, so said nothing. Your brother has asked me to keep an eye on you. Mike's soul began to tie itself into knots again. He was just at the age when one was most sensitive to patronage and most resentful of it. I promised I would, said the gazika, turning round and examining himself in the mirror again. You'll get on all right if you behave yourself. Don't make a frightful row in the house. Don't cheek your elders and betters. Wash. That's all. Cut along. Mike had a vague idea of sacrificing his career to the momentary pleasure of flinging a chair at the head of the house. After hearing this feeling, he walked out of the room and up to his dormitory to change. In the dormitory that night, the feeling of revolt, of wanting to do something actively illegal, increased. Like Eric, he burned, not with shame and remorse, but with rage and all that sort of thing.  He was awakened from a dream every time by a slight sound. He opened his eyes and saw a dark figure silhouetted against the light of the window. He sat up in bed. Hello, he said, is that you, Wyatt? Are you awake? Said Wyatt. Sorry if I've spoiled your beauty sleep. Are you going out? I am, said Wyatt. The cats are particularly strong on the wing just now. Must have missed a chance like this, I shall be deadly. I say, can't I come to? A moonlight prowl with or without an air pistol would just have suited Mike's mood. No, you can't, said Wyatt. When I'm caught as I'm morally certain to be some day or night, rather, they're bound to ask if you've ever been out as well as me. Then you'll be able to put your hand on your little heart and do a big George Washington act. You'll find that useful when the time comes. Do you think you will be caught? Shouldn't be surprised. Anyhow, you stay where you are.  So long. And Wyatt, laying the bar he had extracted on the windowsill, wriggled out. Mike saw him disappearing along the wall. It was all very well for Wyatt to tell him to go to sleep, but it was not so easy to do it. The room was almost light and Mike always found it difficult to sleep unless it was dark.  Twice he heard the quarters chime from the school clock and the second time he gave up the struggle. He got out of bed and went to the window. It was a lovely night, just the sort of night on which if he had been at home he would have been out after moths with a lantern. A sharp yowl from an unseen cat told of Wyatt's presence somewhere in the big garden. He would have given much to be with him, but he realized that he was on parole. He had promised not to leave the house and there was an end of it. He turned away from the window and sat down on his bed. Then a beautiful, consoling thought came to him. He had given his word that he would not go into the garden, but nothing had been said about exploring inside the house. It was quite late now. Everybody would be in bed. There was a visitor in Wayne's part of the house, food perhaps. Mike felt that he could just do with a biscuit and there were bound to be biscuits on the sideboard in Wayne's dining room. He crept quietly out of the dormitory. He had been long enough in the house to know the way in spite of the fact that all was darkness. Down the stairs, along the passage to the left and up a few more stairs at the end. The beauty of the position was that the dining room had two doors, one leading into Wayne's part of the house, the other into the boys' section. Any interruption that there might be would come from the further door. To make himself more secure, he locked that door. Then, turning up the incandescent light, he proceeded to look about him. Mr. Wayne's dining room repaid inspection. There were the remains of supper on the table. Mike cut himself some cheese and took some biscuits from the box, feeling that he was doing himself well. This was life. There was a little soda water in the siphon. He finished it. As it swished into the glass, it made a noise that seemed to him like three hundred Niagara's, but nobody else in the house appeared to have noticed it. He took some more biscuits and an apple. After which, feeling a new man, he examined the room. And this was where the trouble began. On a table in one corner stood a small gramophone. And gramophones happened to be Mike's particular craze. All thought of risk left him. The soda water may have got into his head, or he may have been in a particularly reckless mood, as indeed he was. The fact remains that he inserted the first record that came to hand, wound the machine up and set it going. The next moment, very loud and nasal, a voice from the machine announced that Mr. Godfrey Field would sing the quaint old bird, and after a few preliminary chords Mr. Field actually did so. Auntie went to all the shots in a Paris pom-pom hat. Mike stood and drained it in. Good gracious sang Mr. Field what was that? It was a rattling at the handle of the door, a rattling that turned almost immediately into a spirited banging. A voice accompanied the banging. Mike required the voice. Mike recognized it as Mr. Wayne's. He was not alarmed. The man who holds the ace of trumps has no need to be alarmed. His position was impregnable. The enemy was held in check by the locked door while the other door offered an admirable and instantaneous way of escape. Mike crept across the room on tiptoe and opened the window. It had occurred to him, just in time, that if Mr. Wayne on entering the room had retired by way of the boys' part of the house, he might possibly obtain a clue to his identity. If, on the other hand, he opened the window, suspicion would be diverted. Mike had not read his raffles for nothing. The handle rattling was resumed. This was good. So long as the frontal attack was kept up, there was no chance of his being taken in the rear. His only danger. He stopped the gramophone away patiently at the quaint old bird all the time and reflected.  At any moment the noise might bring reinforcements to the besieging force, though it was not likely, for the dining room was a long way from the dormitories and it might flash upon their minds that there were two entrances or the same bright thought might come to Wayne himself. Now what, pondered Mike, would A.J. Raffles have done in a case like this? Suppose he'd been after somebody's jewels and found that they were after him and he'd locked one door and could get away by the other. The answer was simple. He'd clear out, thought Mike. Two minutes later he was in bed. He lay there, tingling all over with the consciousness of having played a masterly game when suddenly a came to him and he sat up breathless. Suppose Wayne took it into his head to make a tour of the dormitories to see that all was well. Why it was still in the garden somewhere blissfully unconscious of what was going on indoors. He would be caught for a certainty. Chapter 6 In which a tight corner is evaded. For a moment the situation paralyzed Mike. Then he began to be equal to it. In times of excitement one thinks rapidly and clearly the main point, the kernel of the whole thing was that he must get into the garden somehow and warn Wyatt and at the same time he must keep Mr. Wayne from coming to the dormitory. He jumped out of bed and dashed down the dark stairs. He had taken care to close the dining room door after him. It was open now and he could hear somebody moving inside the room. Evidently his retreat had been made just in time. He knocked at the door and went in. Mr. Wayne was standing at the window looking out. He spun round at the knock and stared in astonishment at Mike's pajama-clad figure. Mike, in spite of his anxiety could barely check a laugh. Mr. Wayne was a tall, thin man with a serious face partially obscured by a grizzled beard. He wore spectacles through which he peered owlishly at Mike. His body was wrapped in a brown dressing gown. His hair was ruffled. A weird bird. Please, sir, I thought I heard a noise, said Mike. Mr. Wayne continued to stare. What are you doing here? said he at last. Thought I heard a noise, please, sir. A noise? Please, sir, a row. You thought you heard? The things seemed to be worrying, Mr. Wayne. So I came down, sir, said Mike. The housemaster's giant brain still appeared to be somewhat clouded. He looked about him and catching sight of the gramophone drew inspiration from it. Did you turn on the gramophone? he asked. Me, sir? said Mike with the air of a bishop accused of contributing to the police news. Of course not, of course not, said Mr. Wayne. Of course not, I don't know why I asked. All this is very unsettling. What are you doing here? Thought I heard a noise, please, sir. A noise? If it was Mr. Wayne's wish that he should spend the night playing Massa Tambo to his Massa Bones, it was not for him to balk the housemaster's innocent pleasure. He was prepared to continue the snappy dialogue till breakfast time. I think there must have been a burglar in here, Jackson. Looks like it, sir. I found the window open. He's probably in the garden, sir. Mr. Wayne looked out into the garden with an annoyed expression as if its behavior and letting burglars be in it struck him as unworthy of a respectable garden. He might be still in the house, said Mr. Wayne ruminatively. Not likely, sir. You think not? Wouldn't be such a fool, sir.  Perhaps you are right, Jackson. I shouldn't wonder if he was hiding in the shrubbery, sir. Mr. Wayne looked at the shrubbery as who should say that too brute. By Jove, I think I see him, cried Mike. He ran to the window and vaulted through it onto the lawn. An inarticulate protest from Mr. Wayne rendered speechless by this move just as he had been beginning to recover his faculties, and he was running across the lawn into the shrubbery. He felt it all was well. There might be a bit of a row on his return, but he could always plead overwhelming excitement. Wyatt was round at the back somewhere, and the problem was how to get back what was being seen from the dining room window. Fortunately, a belt of evergreens ran along the path right up to the house. Mike worked his way cautiously through these till he was out of sight, then tore for the regions at the back. The moon had gone behind the clouds, and it was not easy to find a way through the bushes. Twice branches sprang out from nowhere and hit Mike smartly over the shins, eliciting sharp howls of pain. On the second of these occasions a low voice spoke from somewhere on his right. Who honors that? It said. Mike stopped. Is that you, Wyatt? I say. Jackson? The moon came out again, and Mike saw Wyatt clearly. His knees were covered with mold. He had evidently been crouching in the bushes on all fours.  Yes, I know, but I heard you crashing through the shrubbery like a hundred elephants. If you must get out at night and chance being sacked, you might at least have the sense to walk quietly. Yes, but you don't understand. And Mike rapidly explained the situation. But how the dickens did hear you if you were in the dining room, asked Wyatt, it's miles from his bedroom. You must tread like a policeman. It wasn't that. The thing was, you see, it was rather a rotten thing to do, I suppose, but I turned on the gramophone. You what? The gramophone. It started playing the quaint old bird, ripping it was, till Wayne came along. Wyatt doubled up with noiseless laughter.  I never saw such a man. Well, what's the game now? What's the idea? I think you'd better nip back along the wall and in through the window, and I'll go back to the dining room. Then it'll be all right if Wayne comes and looks into the dorm. Or if you like, you might come down, too, as if you'd just woke up and thought you'd heard a row. That's not a bad idea. All right, you dash along, then I'll get back. Mr. Wayne was still in the dining room drinking in the beauties of the summer night through the open window. He jibbered slightly when Mike reappeared. Jackson, what do you mean by running about outside the house in this way? I shall punish you very heavily. I shall certainly report the matter to the headmaster. I will not have boys rushing about the garden in their pajamas. You will catch an exceedingly bad cold. You will do me 200 lines Latin and English, exceedingly so. I will not have it. Did you not hear me call to you? Please, sir, so excited, said Mike, standing outside with his hands on the sill. You have no business to be excited. I will not have it. It is exceedingly important of you. Please, sir, may I come in? Come in? Of course, come in. Have you no sense, boy? You are laying the seeds of a bad cold. Come in at once. He clambered through the window. I couldn't find him, sir. He must have got out of the garden. Undoubtedly, said Mr. Wayne, undoubtedly so. It was very wrong of you to search for him. You have been seriously injured, exceedingly so. He was about to say more on the subject when Wyatt strolled into the room. Wyatt wore the rather dazed expression of one who has been aroused from deep sleep. He yawned before he spoke. I thought I heard a noise, sir, he said. He called Mr. Wayne father in private, sir, in public. The presence of Mike made this a public occasion. Has there been a burglary? Yes, said Mike, only he has got away. Shall I go out into the garden and have a look round, sir? Asked Wyatt, helpfully. The question stung Mr. Wayne into active eruption once more. Under no circumstances, whatever, he said excitedly. Stay where you are, James. I will not have boys running about my garden at night. It is preposterous. Inordinately so. Both of you go to bed immediately. I shall not speak to you again on this subject. I must be obeyed instantly. You hear me, Jackson? James, you understand me? To bed at once, and if I find you outside your dormitory again tonight, you will both be punished with extreme severity. I will not have this lax and reckless behavior. But the burglary, sir, said Wyatt. Mr. Wayne's manner changed to a slow and stately sarcasm, in much the same way as a motor-car changes from the top speed to its first. I was under the impression, he said, in the heavy way, almost invariably affected by weak masters and their dealings with the obstreperous. I was distinctly under the impression that I had ordered you to retire immediately to your dormitory. It is possible that you mistook my meaning. In that case I shall be happy to repeat what I said. It is also in my mind that I threatened to punish you with the utmost severity if you did not retire at once. In these circumstances, James and you, Jackson, you will doubtless see the necessity of complying with my wishes. They made it so. End of Chapter 6 End of Section Chapters 7 and 8 of Mike This is a LibriVox recording. All LibriVox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, please visit LibriVox.org Mike, a public school story by P.G. Woodhouse. Chapter 7, in which Mike is discussed. Trevor and Klaus of Donaldson's were sitting in their study a week after the gramophone incident preparatory to going on the river. At least, Trevor was in the study getting key ready. One leg in the room, the other outside hanging over space. He loved to sit in this attitude watching someone else work and giving his views on life to whoever would listen to them. Klaus was tall and looked sad, but he was not. Trevor was shorter and very much in earnest over all that he did. On the present occasion he was measuring out tea with a concentration worthy of a general planning of campaign. One for the pot, said Klaus. Trevor, come and help you, slacker. Too busy. You aren't doing a stroke. My lad, I'm thinking of life. That's the thing you couldn't do. I often say to people, good chap, Trevor, but can't think of life. Give him a teapot and half a pound of butter to mess about with, I say, and he's all right. But when it comes to deep thought, where is he? Among the also rants. That's what I say.  What fun it was sitting back and watching other fellows work, I should think. My mind at the moment, said Klaus, was tensely occupied with the problem of brothers at school. Have you got any brothers, Trevor? One, couple of years younger than me. I say we shall want some more jam tomorrow. Better order it today. See it done to jealous as our old pal Nero used to remark. Where is he? Your brother, I mean. Marlboro? That shows your sense.  Why not? Shouldn't have minded. I withdraw what I said about your sense, consider it unsaid.  At least I suppose it's fun to him. Cheeks, what I call it. My people want to just send him here. I lodged a protest. I said one, Klaus, is ample for any public school. You were right there, said Trevor. I said one, Klaus, is luxury. Two, excess. I pointed out that I was just on the verge of becoming rather a blood, at Ricken, and that I didn't want the work of years spoiled by a brother who would think it a rag to tell fellows who respected and admired me, such as who, anecdotes of a checkered infancy. There are stories about me which only my brother knows. Did I want them spread about the school? No, laddie, I did not. Hence, we see my brother two terms ago packing up his little box and tooling off to rugby. And here am I at Ricken, with an unstained reputation, loved by all who know me, revered by all who don't, courted by boys, as bright and when I throw them a nod, if I frown, oh, come on, said Trevor. Bread and jam and cake monopolized Klaus' attention for the next quarter of an hour. At the end of that period, however, he returned to his subject. After the serious business of the meal was concluded and a simple hymn had been sung by those present, he said, Mr. Klaus resumed his very interesting remarks. We were on the subject of brothers at the school. Now, take the melancholy case of Jackson Brothers. My heart bleeds for Bob. Jackson's all right. What's wrong with him? Besides, naturally, young Jackson came to Ricken when all his brothers had been here.  It's just the one used by CHAP's people, too. They think how nice it will be for all the sons to have been Jackson's all right at present. Perhaps he is, but the terms hardly started yet. Well, look here. What's at the bottom of this sending young brothers to the same school as elder brothers? Elder brothers can keep an eye on him, I suppose. That's just it. For once in your life, you've touched the spot. In other words, Bob Jackson is practically responsible for the kid. That's where the whole thing happens. He either lets the kid rip, in which case he may find himself any morning in the pleasant position of having to explain to his people exactly why it is that little Willie has just received the boot and why he didn't look after him better, or he spends all his spare time shadowing him to see that he doesn't get into trouble. He feels that his reputation hangs on the kid's conduct, so he broods over him like a policeman, which is pretty rotten for him as no sportsman. Bob seems to be trying the first way, which is what I should do myself. It's alright so far, but as I said, the terms only just started. Young Jackson seems alright. What's wrong with him? He doesn't stick on side anyway, which he might easily do considering his cricket. There's nothing wrong with him in that way. I've talked to him several times at the Nets, and he's very decent, but his getting into trouble hasn't the masters you've got to consider. What's up? Does he rag? From what I gather from fellows in his form he's got a genius for ragging. Thinks of things that don't occur to anybody else and does them too. He never seems to be an extra. One always sees him about on half-holidays. That's always the way with that sort of chap. He keeps on wriggling out of small rows until he thinks he can do anything about being dropped on, and then all of a sudden he finds himself up to the eyebrows in a record smash. I don't say Young Jackson will end himself like that. All I say is that he's just the sort who does. He's asking for trouble. Besides, who do you see him about with all the time? He's generally with Wyatt when I meet him. Yes, well then. What's wrong with Wyatt? He's one of the decentest men in the school. I know, but he's working up for a tremendous row one of these days, unless he leaves before it comes off. The odds are, if Jackson's so thick with him, that he'll be roped into it too. Wyatt wouldn't land him if he could help it, but he probably wouldn't realize what he was letting the kid in for. For instance, I happen to know that Wyatt breaks out of his dorm every other night. I don't know if he takes Jackson with him. I shouldn't think so, but there's nothing to prevent Jackson following him on his own. And if you're caught at that game, it's the boot every time. Trevor looked disturbed. Somebody ought to speak to Bob. What's the good? Why worry him? Bob couldn't do anything. You'd only make him do the policeman business, which he hasn't time for, and which is bound to make rows between them. Better leave him alone. I don't know. It would be a beastly thing for Bob if the kid did get into a really bad row. Well, the gazika. He is head of Wayne's and has got far more chance of keeping an eye on Jackson than Bob has.  All front teeth and side. Still, he's on the spot. But what's the good of worrying? It's nothing to do with us anyhow. Let's stagger out, shall we? Trevor's conscientious nature, however, made it impossible for him to drop the matter. It disturbed him all the time that he and Klaus were walking back to the house. He resolved to see Bob about it during preparation. He found him in his study, oiling a bat. I said, Bob, he said, look here, are you busy? No, why? It's this way. Klaus and I were talking. If Klaus was there, he was probably talking. Well, about your brother. Oh, by Jove, said Bob, sitting up. That reminds me. I forgot to get the paper. Did he get his century all right? Who? asked Trevor, bewildered. My brother, J.W., he'd made sixty-three, not out against Kenton this morning's paper. What happened? I didn't get a paper, either. I didn't mean that, brother. I meant the one here. Oh, Mike, what's Mike been up to? Nothing is yet that I know of, but I say, you know, he seems a great pal of wiles. I did. That's all right, then. Not that there's anything wrong with Wyatt. Not a bit. Only he is rather mucking about this term I hear. It's his last, so I suppose he wants to have a rag. Don't blame him. Nor do I. Rather rot, though, if he lugged your brother into a row by accident. I should get blamed. I think I'll speak to him again. I should, I think.  If Wyatt likes to risk it, all right. That's his look out, but it won't do for Mike to go playing the goat, too. Klaus suggested putting Furby Smith onto him. He'd have more chance being in the same house of seeing that he didn't come a mucker than you would. I've done that. Smith said he'd speak to him. That's all right, then. Is that a new bet? Got it today. Smashed my other yesterday against the school house. Donaldsons had played a friendly with the school house during the last two days and had beaten them. I thought I heard it go. You were rather in form. Better than at the beginning of the term anyhow. I simply couldn't do a thing then, but my last three innings have been 33 not out, 18 and 51. I should think you're bound to get your first all right. Hope so. I see Mike's playing for the second against the OWs. Yes, pretty good for his first term. You have a pro to coach you in the holidays, don't you? Yes, I didn't go to him much this last time. I was away a lot, but Mike fairly lived inside the net. Well, it's not been chucked away. I suppose he'll get his first next year. There'll be a big clearing out of colors at the end of this term. Nearly all the first are leaving. Henfield be captain, I expect. Saunders, the pro at home, always says that Mike's going to be the star cricketer of the family, better than JW even, he thinks. I asked him what he thought of me, and he said you'll be making a lot of runs someday, Mr. Bob. There's a subtle difference, isn't there? I shall have Mike cutting me out before I leave school if I'm not careful. Sort of infant prodigy, said Trevor. Don't think he's quite up to it yet, though. He went back to his study, and Bob, having finished his oiling and washed his hands, started on his Thucydides and in the stress of wrestling with the speech of an apparently delirious Athenian general, whose remarks seemed to contain nothing even remotely resembling sense and coherence, he allowed the question of Mike's welfare to fade from his mind like a dissolving view. Chapter 8 A Row with the Town The beginning of a big row, one of those rows which turn a school upside down like a volcanic eruption and provide old boys with something to talk about when they meet for years, is not unlike the beginning of a thunderstorm. You are walking along one seemingly fine day when suddenly there is a hush and there falls on you from space one big drop. The next moment the thing has begun and you are standing in a shower bath. It is just the same with a row. Some trivial episode occurs, and in an instant the place is in a ferment. It was so with the great picnic at Ricken. The bare outlines of the beginning of this affair are included in a letter which Mike wrote to his father on the Sunday following the old Rickenian matches. This was the letter. Dear father, thanks awfully for your letter. I hope you are quite well. I have been getting on all right at Cricket lately. My scores, since I wrote last, have been zero in a scratch game. The sun got in my eyes just as I played and I got bold. Fifteen for the third against and eleven of masters without G.B. Jones, the Surry Man and Spence. Twenty-eight not out in the under-16 game and thirty in a form match. Rather decent. Yesterday one of the men put down for the second against the O.W.'s second couldn't play because his father was very ill. So I played. Wasn't it luck? It is the first time I played for the second. I didn't do much because I didn't get an innings. It was the Cricket on O.W. matches day because they have a lot of rotten Greek plays and things which take up a frightful time and half the chaps are acting. So we stopped from lunch to four. Rot, I call it. So I didn't go in because they won the toss and made two hundred and fifteen and by the time we'd made one forty for six it was close of play. They'd stuck me in eighth wicket. Rather rot. Still I may get another shot and I made rather a decent catch on low down. I had to dive for it. Bob played for the first but didn't do much. He was run out after he got ten. I believe he's rather sick about it. Rather a rummy thing happened after lock up. I wasn't in it but a fellow called Wyatt, awfully decent chap. He's Wayne's stepson only they bar one another. Told me about it. He was in it all right. There's a dinner after the matches and some of the chaps were going back to their houses after it when they got into a row with a lot of brickies from the town. And there was rather a row. There was a policeman mixed up in it somehow only I don't quite know where he comes in. I'll find out and tell you next time I write. Love to everybody. Tell Marjorie I'll write to her in a day or two. Your loving son, Mike. P.S. I say I suppose you couldn't I'm rather broke. P.P.S. Half a crown would do only I'd rather it was five bob. And on the back of the envelope these words or a bob would be better than nothing. The outline of the case was as Mike had stated but there were certain details of some importance which had not come to his notice when he sent the letter. On the Monday they were public property. The thing had happened after this fashion. The conclusion of the day's cricket all those who had been playing in the 411s which the school put into the field against the old boys together with the school choir were entertained by the headmaster to supper in the great hall. The banquet lengthened by speeches songs and recitations which the reciders imagined to be songs lasted as a rule till about ten o'clock when the revelers were supposed to go back to their houses by the nearest route and turn in. It was a traditional program. The school usually performed it with certain modifications and improvements. About midway between Rick and the school and Rick in the town there stands on an island in the center of the road a solitary lamppost. It was the custom and had been the custom for generations back for the diners to trudge off to this lamppost dance round it for some minutes singing the school song or whatever happened to be the popular song of the moment in the houses. Antiquity had given the custom a sort of sanctity and the authorities if they knew which they must have done never interfered. But there were others. Rick in the town was peculiarly rich in gangs of youths like the vast majority of the inhabitants of the place they seemed to have no work of any kind whatsoever to occupy their time which they used accordingly to spend prowling about and indulging the type of hooliganism. They seldom proceeded to practical rowdyism and never except with the school. As a rule they amused themselves by shouting rude chaff. The school regarded them with a lofty contempt much as an Oxford man regards the townee. The school was always anxious for a row but it was the unwritten law that only in special circumstances should they proceed to active measures. A curious dislike for school and row's and most misplaced severity in dealing with the offenders when they took place were among the few flaws in the otherwise admirable character of the headmaster of Rickin. It was understood that one scragged bargees at one's own risk and as a rule it was not considered worth it. But after an excellent supper and much singing and joviality one's views are apt to alter. Risks which before supper seemed great show a tendency to dwindle. When therefore the twenty or so Rickinians who were dancing round the lamppost were aware in the midst of their festivities that they were being observed and criticized by an equal number of townees and that the criticisms were as usual essentially candid and personal, they found themselves forgetting the headmaster's prejudices and feeling only that these outsiders must be put to the sword as speedily as possible for the honor of the school. Possibly if the town brigade had stuck to a purely verbal form of attack all might yet have been peace words can be overlooked but tomatoes cannot. No man of spirit can bear to be pelted with overripe tomatoes for any length of time without feeling that if the thing goes on much longer he will be reluctantly compelled to take steps. In the present crisis the first tomato was enough to set matters moving. Two armies stood facing each other in silence under the dim and mysterious rays of the lamp it suddenly whizzed out from the enemy's ranks and hit Wyatt on the right ear. There was a moment of suspense Wyatt took out his handkerchief and wiped his face over which the succulent vegetable had spread itself. I don't know how you fellows are going to pass the evening he said quietly my idea of a good after dinner game is to try and find the chap who is yet anybody coming? For the first five minutes it was as even a fight as one could have wished to see it raged up and down the road without a pause now in a solid mass now splitting up into little groups. The science was on the side of the school. Most Rikinians knew how to box to a certain extent but at any rate at first it was no time for science to be scientific one must have an opponent who observes at least the more important it is impossible to do the latest ducks and hooks taught you by the instructor if your antagonist butts you in the chest and then kicks your shins while some dear friend of his whose presence you had no idea hits you at the same time on the back of the head the greatest expert would lose his science in such circumstances probably what gave the school the victory in the end was the righteousness of their cause they were smarting under a sense of injury and there is nothing that adds a force to one's blows and a recklessness to one's style of delivering them more than a sense of injury Wyatt one side of his face still showing traces of the tomato led the school with a vigor that could not be resisted he very seldom lost his temper but he did draw the line at bad tomatoes presently the school noticed that the enemy were vanishing little by little into the darkness which concealed the town barely a dozen remained and their lonely conditions seemed to be born in upon these by a simultaneous brain wave for they suddenly gave the fight up and stampeded as one man the leaders were beyond recall but two remained tackled low by Wyatt and Klaus after the fashion of the football field the school gathered round its prisoners panting the scene of the conflict had shifted little by little to a spot some fifty yards from where it had started by the side of the road at this point a depressed looking pond gloomy in the daytime it looked unspeakable at night it struck Wyatt whose finer feelings had been entirely blotted out by tomato as an ideal place in which to bestow the captives let's chuck them in there he said the idea was welcomed gladly by all except the prisoners a move was made towards the pond and the procession had halted on the brink when a new voice made itself heard now then it said what's all this a stout figure in policemen's uniform was standing surveying them with the aid of a small bull's eye lantern what's all this it's all right said Wyatt all right is it what's on one of the prisoners spoke make them leave hold of us Mr. Butt they're going to chuck us in the pond oh said the policeman with a change in his voice oh are they come now young gentleman a lark's a lark but you ought to know where to stop it's anything but a lark said Wyatt in the creamy voice he used when feeling particularly savage we're the strong right arm of justice that's what we are this isn't a lark it's an execution I don't want none of your lip whoever you are said Mr. Butt understanding but dimly and suspecting impudence by instinct this is quite a private matter said Wyatt you run along on your beach you can't do anything here oh shove them in you chaps stop for Mr. Butt or from prisoner number one there was a sounding splash as willing hands urged the first of the captives into the depths he plowed his way to the bank scrambled out and vanished Wyatt turned to the other prisoner you'll have the worst of it going in second he'll have churned up the mud a bit more than you can help or you'll go getting typhoid I expect there are leeches in things there but if you nip out quick they may not get on to you carry on you chaps it was here that the regrettable incident occurred just as the second prisoner was being launched Constable Butt determined to assert himself even at the eleventh hour sprang forward and seized the captive by the arm a drowning man will clutch at a straw a man about to be hurled into an excessively dirty pond will clutch at a stout policeman the prisoner did Constable Butt represented his one link with dry land as he came within reach he attached himself to his tunic with the vigor and concentration of a limpid at the same moment the executioners gave their man the final heave the policeman realized his peril too late a medley of noises made the peaceful night hideous a howl from the townee a yell from the policeman a cheer from the launching party a frightened squawk from some birds in a neighboring tree and a splash compared with which the first had been as nothing and all was over the dark waters were lashed into a maelstrom and then two streaming figures squelched up the further bank the school stood in silent consternation it was no occasion for light apologies do you know said why it as he watched the law shaking the water from itself on the other side of the pond I'm not half sure that we had better be moving end of chapter 8 end of section


Right Welcome everybody And thank you for being here and thank you for getting me in to me It's an honor to be in Houston at the EMW conference. I am Sabine Milnitski from Wiki Ahoy I'm from Vienna, Austria, and I'm together with the Lex Sultzer from Dataspext from Switzerland We are sort of the Germans speaking European delegation as we call it or country ambassadors We will be Working closely together Yes, I have a small Digital consultancy in Austria and working with semantic media Wiki for a couple of years now This was meant to be a beginners training a beginners tutorial That's how it was set up and planned, but We were saying it doesn't look like there will be so many people not having Been worked with semantic media Wiki whatsoever So we decided to find a little bit of a different approach May I ask you how many of you haven't ever used semantic media Wiki before I get one I get before this conference Yes Yes, you said you would be working with it for for for a while now Just media Wiki not semantic media Wiki. I see you because we've got one and two three. Okay The idea is that we we would like to introduce our our concept our idea our approach But if you're interested we might be splitting up later on and do that kind of just add up that beginners tutorial later on Yeah I'd like to be we're gonna start slow and easy and I'd like to keep this interactive So anytime you feel like you're having a question or a concern, please interrupt and and we love questions So this is a tutorial and not a talk. Yeah Okay I'd like to show you we start with three questions when working with knowledge management in a wiki using a wiki for knowledge transfer we ask ourselves three questions and What do our users want what do they need in in the company context, of course What enables knowledge transfer? And how can a wiki support that? I'm coming from the direction my background is a little bit different than Lex for example He's coming more from the technical side. I'm coming from the language content part so What's it called the more Traditional knowledge management, okay So Yeah The first question. What do you what do our users want? I believe our users are want an intuitive platform. They're used men reading a manual is very 1990s users are Used to apps that they understand in an instant, okay They don't want to Start with an empty page in their wiki. They want to have some certain structure some Guidelines they can follow they want to be guided through so What do we try to do is design a structure for the independent autonomous user We don't want the user to have to learn anything to use our system. It should be intuitive He should be able to guide himself through without our help. Yeah We Can help him doing this by providing a very logical and easy structure and easy and logical navigation Good well-working error messages, what else is there? Yeah, and in general good usability, okay, of course The user's time is scarce and his patience is ending You know that in the context context of the web Seconds are a long time to wait for pages to load and everything so Nowadays a user doesn't have the time to he doesn't land on our page on in the wiki or whether the website or the or in the wiki Lend there click himself through Browse a little bit. That's usually not what's happening anymore. He's searching He's hitting his question into a search bar and lands on our page and if he doesn't find the information He's looking for he's gonna be gone in a second. So What we design for now is we design our pages for the searches and not for the browsers Which is a very important approach because it makes the pages We need to design the pages in a different way We don't guide the person through our website on a long pathway step by step But you only have the chance to catch the user on this page. All he needs to know Should be on this one page, right and the last one Our users are clever intelligent and informed. Yeah, we're working with We take that positive approach towards our users our readers But they are dependent on our system. They land on our website and I can't change anything by themselves They're dependent on what we provide them. So We design for an easy structure easy usability But with qualified content with good high-level quality quality in our content Yeah, to sum that up We design a structure for autonomous users for searches instead of browsers and for Qualified readers any questions so far up to here Good, that's fine What is important in the context of knowledge Transfer, I'm sure you've heard that before but let's just quickly go through it To be able to to reuse and to work with knowledge It needs to be explicit and not tested. We talked about this yesterday It depends a little bit on how you define knowledge in my in my definition of knowledge knowledge is something in the people's minds It's as soon as you Communicate it as soon as you write it down. It's Information it's data, but I guess that's a matter of definition. Yeah Okay, so what you need to What you need to do to make knowledge explicit is to write it down to communicate it to put it in in any format written down Knowledge needs to be in a transferable format It needs to be able to put into other formats from one format to the other that means Yeah, of course, it's not a good way anymore to put it on paper You want it online you want to maybe in a structured way so you can reuse it You can reuse the data for other for other purposes and Last but not least, it's needs to be comprehensible. You need to write down the Knowledge not for yourself, but for others you write for others for your future self in a way That you and the others can understand you Definitely if as soon as he starts right he or she does writes it down. That's a good thing I Don't know our approach is from an administrator point of view to to make it as easy as possible for the user To actually produce comprehensible content It's a difficult if it's it's a difficult task, of course because you know every human is different But if we agree on something that we understand I understand this way. This is a way we Name things maybe then it makes it easier for every every one of us. So Knowledge is as I see it as it's in the heads of the humans. Yes, and it's inside ourselves But if we agree on something we talk about I guess it's easier to understand. This is yeah Okay How can the wiki help with that With that idea the wiki can motivate to write down. Okay, it can help us It can motivate to write down. What's what's why is it good to write it down? Maybe because I can use the data for something else. Maybe I can generate generate queries reports Graphs some information that I didn't know I know yeah I do something with my with my data with information. I have some extra added value out of Writing it down. Not just for myself, but also for others I Can keep the information for later. I can look it up. These are all added values Compared to just keeping it to myself It can motivate to only use the wiki as a single point of information as my first step for my questions for guidance yeah, and It can motivate me to write to be read So I don't really just know down things for myself Legs always keep saying from a future self. So it's like me and the other person but in the company for all also for my colleagues for my employees And we do this we provide Structure that supports this idea that motivation so and what I'd like to go on with is the idea of Apple or Jesse as I'd like to call it Apple is a Manifest a concept by Mark Baker. He wrote this book in 2013 It's one okay and It's not like he invented something new or he's basically just Describing what's already there? It's not a prescriptive idea or prescriptive manifest. It's very descriptive. It just looks at what's there and I'd like to call it Jesse. That's the German version either side is side the ends because we'd like to adapt his idea for our purposes Mark Baker looked at how web is Constructed how technical documentation is written on the web And documented that and we adapt that in our Jesse system for the week. Okay. I'd like to guide you through a few general concepts Yes Every page is page one he says Included all filtered afterwards. It's not We don't decide on what's valuable or not. This is something up to search We put everything in there and search is finding the information. I'd like to I have my search question I can filter this search question. I drill it down, whatever, but I have all the content and Choose what's valuable afterwards. This is why search has such an important function in in this concept and of course Google nowadays is at the centers at the heart of the web and it also should be at the heart of any wiki. Yeah Distributed nature of the distributed nature of the web. We don't have a hierarchical structure anymore. We don't use these What are they called these Anyway, the systems the core rated systems. We have a network of connected pages We have a semantic structure. This is just how it developed and bottom up architecture is Something that I Don't know mark Baker's proclaiming that bottom out bottom up architecture is the way we develop content. We write content Yeah, legs Sorry Hmm Just one quote for both bottom up organization bottom up organization appears messier than top-down organization Top-down organization, of course, we have the classic Navigation for browsing bottom up is this every page is page one system It is only because it is more accurate accurately Reflecting the messiness of the real world. Yeah, the real world isn't structured. It doesn't have an end to its pages and This is what happens in the week as well. So Famous examples for yes Yes, yes, you could say so and the idea is with the bottom up architecture You also have bottom up navigation Top-down navigation is hierarchical as is the menu the classical one Bottom up is a lot of like you have local navigation compared to global navigation You have a lot of hyperlinks interlinking on this level. Yeah, it was the other way Good point. Did you say you you start with the content and maybe Structure it collect it put it together Courage it afterwards and don't provide an empty structure and fill it up with content I'm sure you all know the most famous example is Wikipedia and this is why this this idea so well fits with the wiki Because every wiki, you know wiki pd is the most famous wiki as we know stack overflow is the technical Does anybody not know stack overflow and never been yes, okay, and wordpress codex, which I believe Also runs on a media wiki if I'm right. Yes. Yeah Yes, what press codex is very good example for technical Documentation on on this basis the quality is very different because you have different writers of Certain topics. Okay, let's move on For basic concepts for basic parts of this idea are the topic the topic type The context which is the most important part for me and the content What is a topic? A topic in in Apple in the jesse system is Self-contained it stands alone. It functions alone. It works alone. It doesn't Need any other page To be understood Yes, how does this how does this work again with the bottom up idea that we have a local Navigation we have rich hyperlinks We have all the information we need on this page. We set up the context Yes for the context you mean or We are talking about in a wiki, of course We're talking a topic will be one single page Okay, but we need to distinguish what's a topic and what's not a topic what makes up What makes a topic what's too much for a topic what's not enough is that what you what you're trying? What do you want to say? Yes, absolutely. Yes, very well done No, well very very good the topic assumes reader Qualification this is very important We go on and say that our user knows everything he needs to know to be able to follow this page Except what we are telling him on the page so everything that he needs to know to understand what's there He knows Only accept this information only accept the recipe of spaghetti carbonara and in case He doesn't know any of these bits and pieces and parts. We link him to the content We don't include it, but we link so he can follow his way through in case he doesn't know any of these parts Okay Okay Yes, I'd call it I'd call it a little bit differently. Let me let me go back to this It's this is the main part for me the most interesting bit is to establish context So if you if we are on the spaghetti carbonara page I start by I Set up You say what it's part of you say what parts you have you establish the context of that page So we're talking about spaghetti spaghetti is Nutritious meal We have a recipe here It comes spaghetti are a part of a type of pasta pasta is Comes from Italy all these sort of sort of ideas. What is it not? What what does it include? What parts do we have what am I part of so I get an idea? That's that's where I am. This is like this is the frame of what I'm on this page And if I'm looking for something else, oh, I wasn't looking for spaghetti The the food I was looking for spaghetti the software. I need to go somewhere else like this, okay Let me see what I what I skipped Yeah, the topic has a limited purpose it's its purpose can be to get an give information to bring an overview to Show task to show instructions So this single page only always has one purpose if I want To give an overview over the history of spaghetti. This would be a topic and the recipe of cooking spaghetti carbonara would be another topic just because it's a very different purpose In the in the context of the context I really like this quote. It says a well-designed information set is like a well-designed Transportation system. It allows the passengers to travel individual itineraries along shared routes So I set up the routes the possible ways He can travel and because I can't cover every Readers needs I make it possible for them to to click themselves through the information, okay? Difficult part of the topic is it conforms to a type. We had a lot of discussion of what makes up a type and and What doesn't a type is very closely related to a purpose the purpose of the page defines the type And in the context of semantic media wiki one type one topic type would Translate into one form and template structure Yeah, okay and The last part Yes Having defined our purpose and our topic type we stay on one abstraction level I'm not talking about pasta in general and I'm not talking about Whipping cream for the last bit after the recipe. I'm talking about spaghetti carbonara. So It's it's not up to me to to give everything possible Every to serve every abstraction level is again up to the user to decide I want to go one deeper one level up through Rich linking I make that possible through through the links Yes establishes context So it's really a qualification And links richly of course we are we're in the web hyperlinks are the heart at the heart of the web. We need links To guide the user to to give him all these possibilities. So Again to sum it up topics are self-contained. They stand alone They have a limited purpose conformed to type and stay on one level. That sort of just goes together They establish a context at what they're in and they assume a qualified reader. So how does this? Possibly look Is in German, but it doesn't matter and you can see an idea of What this could transform into a form into a structure that the Writer is actually writing his topic. You have the topic on the on the top. You have the purpose And the content the topic type You have the context and and the content and I go a little bit more into detail with the topic We're talking paid pitch title. We're talking URL we're talking wiki words, for example, that's FOSS wiki is working with wiki words. That's their linking system That's all the same thing. I need to Decide on these Purpose Again is The Transforms into the topic type into this the special local navigation into a repeating structure into my fields in the form, etc The context or as we'd like to call it the blurb Is this little first paragraph at the beginning of every page? If you look in in certain wikis wikipedia is very good with that. They have very good Context setup if you have a page about Argentina you find okay, Argentina is a country as a republic country in South America It has is neighbor by by these countries so many inhabitants, etc. They set up the context Context can be a definition of terms. What are we talking about? What synonyms are we talking about synonyms antonyms word origins? What subordinates and the umbrella terms? might apply What scope the magical scope and a time scope are we talking about and We can describe the development. How did this term? Where did this term come from? Also what future plans can we expect? What require weak? requirements to any to Have to be able to to work with this topic to understand the subject. Yes And again a very important part in this context is to link richly in this paragraph you find a lot of links to see to To make it possible for the user to Go to other pages Last one is the content. This is the free text We're writing about the topic itself. That's That's basically it yes The keywords It's doubling queries more is working with ontologies right it's an ontology Yes, yes, I'm not too much into it, but I know yes, well I made a data a lot of like this. Yeah Mm-hmm It's it's a little bit of a different approach again It's more like the technical side of it the way I see it for Jesse is really More from the content side if I have a lot of text a lot of Running text free text. How can I still structure that and how can I still guide my my users through? Yeah Lex then I well, thank you for up to now up to here