Hi everyone, I'm Matt Sancing with DEV and I'm here with DEV National Commander Nancy Espinosa and we're in Riverside, Iowa Which is not only the future birthplace of Captain James C. Kirk But is the current place of the 30th annual National Disabled Veterans Golf Clinic and commander It is your first time here in Iowa first time here at the golf clinic. What's striking so far? I've observed Really nice time with all the veterans here enjoying themselves getting to know each other Some this is their first time and others. They've been here several years. So it's really interesting to see that difference Yeah, over 200 participants about half of them are first-time Participants first-time golfers you got some golfing instruction here earlier. What's your advice to other first-time golfers? Keep trying and practice I'm gonna keep trying and all practice and maybe I'll be a golfer someday. Oh, you definitely in that day is today And you've seen some of the participants some of the golfers out here What's it like to hang out with them and see them participate and compete? They're all very friendly and the camaraderie on the teams. They support each other. They're very supportive They're just having a great time smiles and even when they Don't hit the ball correctly. They're very good to each other and supportive of each other It is all smiles and golf can be a very frustrating game. I've been told And so later in the week, you know, we have some alternative events. What are you really looking forward to later? It's only the first day of the clinic. Yeah, I'm looking forward to cycling. I'm a cyclist in my background but they're also having rock wall climbing kayaking and Other golfing other golfing right now stop that. Yeah. Yeah Awesome. Well, we look forward to experiencing and having you and maybe you'll hear from us later in the week And make sure you check out The golf clinic websites and social media and I want to thank the Department of Veterans Affairs who graciously co-presents this event with us Every year could not happen without them follow along for more


Developing the theory of the real numbers usually begins with piano axioms, first expressed in 1899 by the Italian mathematician Giuseppe Piano. There's a couple of different versions of the axioms, but one version is the following. First, there is some set N, which we call the set of natural numbers. Now, remember one of the questions that you should always ask when you're presented with the set is, is there anything at all in the set? And so the first axiom is, there is an element zero in the set of natural numbers. This inclusion of zero as a natural number is due to Piano. The more important feature here is that because we've identified there is something in the set, this tells us that our set of natural numbers is a non-empty set. Another important idea to keep in mind is that zero is just a symbol with no special properties. And we could have said that this is an element of the set of natural numbers. It doesn't matter what symbol we use. The second axiom, if N is a natural number, then there is a unique N star, which we call the successor of N, which is also in the set of natural numbers. So N in the set of natural numbers, meaning that N star is also in the set of natural numbers, means that for any element of the set of natural numbers, its successor is also in the set. There's no requirement on what that successor has to be yet. And so we might say that spade, successor, is club. And if spade is a natural number, then club is also a natural number. The third axiom, if M star equals N star, then M is equal to N. And what this means is that if two numbers have the same successors, they have to be the same. So spade star equals club and diamond star equals club as well, we can conclude that spade is equal to diamond. Now, while every number has a successor by the second axiom, there is no N for which zero is N star. And this means that zero is not the successor of any number, and we can think about it as the first natural number. More generally, while at the beginning there were no special properties of zero, now we've identified a special property. And so zero is a special number. Now, the fifth of the pano axioms is a complicated one. Suppose zero is in some set, and whenever M is in the set, it's also true that the successor of M is in that set. Then the set of natural numbers is a subset of S. This means that if S contains zero, and it contains a successor of every natural number it contains, then S contains all the natural numbers. And this is known as the principle of mathematical induction. Now, remember the piano axiom specifies that every natural number has a successor, but we were unspecific about what that successor was. And so then piano gives the following definitions. The successor of zero will call one, the successor of one will call two, the successor of two will call three, and so on. It's important to remember that the symbols zero, one, two, and so on have no meaning beyond this definition. To emphasize that point, while we'll use the piano axioms to create a theory of the real numbers, it's important to understand that they can be applied to any ordered set. For example, let pi be the set of prime numbers, let's interpret the first four piano axioms, and then find the successor of five. So let's pull in the piano axioms, and the first one is easy to translate. There is a set pi of prime numbers. Now, the first of the piano axioms says there is an element zero in our set of natural numbers. Now, zero is not in the set of prime numbers, but remember it's a symbol with no particular meaning, and any other symbol can replace it. We'll figure out which symbol later. So the second of our piano axioms says that we have successors of each of our elements. So let's think about that. If P is in the set of prime numbers, then P star should also be in the set. And so since P star is a successor of P, and P is a prime number, we might view this as the next prime after P. And the set of primes is infinite, so for any prime we might view P star as the next higher prime. And so this gives us a way to restate that second axiom for any P in pi. The successor of P is also in pi, where the successor is the next higher prime number.  If we view P star as the next higher prime, and we want zero not to be P star for any P, this means that our symbol zero should be the lowest prime number. So instead of the symbol zero, we'll use the symbol two. And so that completes our restatement of the first axiom. And because two is the first higher prime number, this also allows us to restate the fourth axiom. Two is not the successor of any prime number. The third piano axiom doesn't have to change. Nor does the fifth. And finally, how about five star? So remember star is the next higher prime number, and since five star is the next higher prime, then five star is equal to seven.


Hey, gun two! Do a barrel change! As we were leapfrogging on the objectives with our Japanese counterparts, how smoothly it went. So, as we seized our first objective, and as soon as we did, the Japanese were moving to their next objective. They were calling in the aviation assets, the AAH-64s, to engage deep targets. And it was like clockwork, and how quickly that happened. And there was no lull, which means A, the synchronization was good, but B, the rehearsals for the execution of the live fire were very good. And I would go out right now and execute it again based on how well our soldiers and the Japanese soldiers understand the plan it can execute.


This is stock number 9663A. We are here at Summit Automotive in Fond du Lac, Wisconsin. You're new and used SUV headquarters. Today we are checking out an exceptionally clean 2009 Chevy Traverse LTZ all-wheel drive and from this HD video you will be able to tell that for the age and miles on this vehicle. It is in really nice condition dark cherry pearl is the color it does have the projector lamp headlamps See just how nice and shiny that paint is like to point out. We shoot all of our videos in 1080p So if you have HD capabilities on your computer tablet or smartphone device Turn them on right now because it is like you're right here looking at the vehicle with me pretty clean down that side It does come with the 20 inch Painted alloy rims bridge stone dual or 255 55R 20 tires and these tires have a lot of tread left I would say probably a good. I don't know 80% maybe even more But lots of tread left on those tires once again dark cherry pearl Is the color has the chrome trimmed grill part of the LTZ package Lower fog lights lower valance isn't pretty nice shape as well passenger side fender No major dents or dings on that and the passenger side rim is in pretty nice condition As you go down this side of the vehicle you can see just how clean that body is Reflective and mirror like that paint is do apologize for the win but Can see just how nice and clean it is down this side We take these HD videos so if you are far away or even if you're close by and just cannot make the trip down You can still see the car hear the car and have confidence in the vehicle that you're looking at Before even get here so that you know you're dealing with the right vehicle and the right people Four-wheel disc brakes back rim is in pretty nice condition as well And those back tires have just as much tread as the front tires Rear quarter is an excellent condition as we come around to the back Rear bumpers in pretty nice condition and it does have a receiver hitch and seven-pin wiring it looks like backup sensors dual rear exhaust You get a better idea for the deep cherry color back here It does have a power lift gate and the back storage area is very clean as well those seats do fold down flat For extra storage like so you can just pull the strap They come back up very clean back here, and it does have button to close that Rear gate and as he come down this side of the vehicle just as clean as that passenger side Four-fold disclosure this back room is in nice shape as well And you always want to get a really good idea for the overall condition of a vehicle Especially when it's got the miles that this one does you want to make sure that it's going to be a nice Clean ride so that when you get there or when you get here You know you don't feel like you've wasted a trip But very clean down that side a couple little fingerprints, but we'll take care of those Inside the LTZ package gives you the gray Leather interior there are no rips or tears on this seat Very nice and clean both of these seats are heated and air-condition It does have factory floor mats throughout power windows power locks power folding mirrors like so And it does have memory driver seat and finally it does have the Bose sound system there as well as we hop inside the Vehicle you'll be able to see just how many miles are on this vehicle So it does have 106,484 miles instrument cluster is very nice and clean has a leather wrapped Steering wheel that for the miles is in really nice condition Bluetooth audio controls on the right and cruise controls on the left. This one comes with the factory Touchscreen radio with the factory navigation CD with it. This is also where your backup camera shows up Dual climate control information center controls and there you're heated and cooled seat buttons down here As well as your stability control trailer hall mode and you can actually turn that rear gate off if you didn't want it to be power Passenger seat is very nice and clean as well. No rips or tears on that and the headliner is really clean has side current airbags and Home link buttons up there and it does have an on-star in the rear view mirror We'll take a quick look at the back seats and then check out under the hood So very clean up front And much of the same in the back Does have the latch child safety system for car seats Passenger side Seat is very clean as well. You can definitely tell that it did have car seats in it at one time Has the factory DVD player, which is always nice if you do have kids and the rear air and audio controls those are headphone jacks there so they can listen to their individual music and Floor mats back here as well. These seats do fold down and the third row seats are very clean as well Very clean back here I'd like to personally thank you for checking out the video today and hopefully from this HD video You will have been able to tell just how clean this vehicle is inside and out You know for a hundred six thousand miles and at this price. 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You may know that as a Shoreline Community College student you have access to many resources for your research through the Shoreline Community College online collections, but did you know that you also have access to online resources through the King County Library System? That's right! Access to the online resources of the King County Library System is free to all currently enrolled students. What types of online resources are there? There are ebooks, databases with sources for your research, newspapers and magazines for your research, current magazines for casual reading, audiobooks, streaming movies and documentaries, read-along and video storybooks to enjoy with children and more. I'm running in place, listening to my feet pound the pavement, pretending I'm the fastest woman in the world. You can explore the databases available to you by going to the KCLS home page at kcls.org and on the top banner clicking on online library. The online access does not mean you are able to check out physical library materials from a KCLS branch with this student account however. If you would like to be able to check out physical library materials you can sign up for a library card online or visit a KCLS branch. If you aren't finding what you need through the online resources at KCLS you can always check the Shoreline Community College Library's online resources as well.


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One of the things people don't really realize about procrastination is a major driver behind it is guilt So it's what I refer to as the defective story. There's something wrong with me. I'm a bad person I'm flawed somehow and this is on a cellular level. We see ourselves this way and What procrastination effectively is is because of this underlying story that there's something wrong with me unconsciously that story that I tell myself and I'm living with on a day-to-day basis calls for some form of punishment now Consciously we want to allow ourselves to do something really obvious to punish ourselves But procrastination is a low-level form of self punishment And we know this because it's like I know if I continue to procrastinate I will predictably feel negative emotion and it'll hurt me and we know it yet. We continue to do it anyway


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Since then, Jack hasn't been himself and Mary is terribly worried. So now we take you to Mary's home in Beverly Hills. Oh, Miss Livingston, I just called Dentistry and he'll be right over. Good. Did you call Don Wilson? Uh-huh. And did you call Phil Harris? Oh, yes. I call him twice. Twice? Pauline, why didn't you give him the message the first time? I couldn't. He picked up the phone and went right into that's what I like about the South. He would. Oh, I think Mr. Harris is wonderful. I wish there was some subtle way I could get him to kiss me. Well, I... Well, I can help you, Pauline. When Mr. Harris is here, come into the room with a cork in your mouth.  Gee, Miss Livingston, do you think it'll work? Are you kidding? It even worked with my sister, Babe.  Oh, I'll get that. Oh, hello, Mary. Hello, Mary. Hiya, Livy. Hello, boys. Come on in. Oh, say, Mary, that call sounded quite urgent. What happened? Yeah, what's up, Liv? Well, I'm worried about Jack. Last week, while he was taking inventory in his pantry, a big count of tomato juice hit him on the head. And since then, he's been spending money like mad. Wait, wait. Wait just a minute. Hold it. Look, Mary, the acoustics ain't so good in here. Would you mind throwing that again? I said, since Jack got hit on the head, he's been spending money. Jackson? Yes. Who's? His. No. Yes. Well, heavens to Max Factor, that old man has blown his top. Phil, this is no laughing matter. Will you please sit down? Well, the chairs are taken. He can sit on my lap. Pauline, you're not supposed to be in here. Now, boys, the question is, what are we going to do about Jack? Nothing. Why tamper with a slot machine when it's paying off? Phil, this is nothing to joke about. I'm really worried. I'm worried too. I didn't sleep a wink. I walked the streets all night. You did? Yeah, my folks moved and didn't tell me where. Well, I wouldn't worry about it, Dennis. I'm sure it was just an oversight. Some oversight is the fifth time that I did it this month. Dennis, keep quiet. Am I heavy, Pauline? Phil, get off her lap. Now, kids, I talked to the doctor, and he said the reason Jack is spending money is because when the can hit him on the head, it caused a quailobum caribri compressive. Quailobum caribri compressive? What's that? That's Latin for hand me the jug, Gremly. It's cold outside.  Well, you can talk to me, Mary. I know how serious it can be. My mother once hit my father over the head, and he was unconscious for two days. For two days? What'd she hit him with? Me. With you? She kept hitting him and hitting him. Dennis. Oh, boy, could the Dodgers have used her? Dennis, please. Now, come on, kids. I think it's time we got started for Jack's house. OK, Mary, let's go. Oh, Rochester. Rochester. Hello, boys. I let you sleep late because I thought it would help you cold. And besides, I, well, where'd you get that bathroom? That's a beauty. Oh, I bought it yesterday. Of course, it's nothing fancy, but what could you expect for $250? $250 for a bathroom. And Rochester said my old one to Fred Allen. And you better put a sandwich in each pocket. He's out of work. Well, I think I'll go back to my room and get dressed. I want to do a little shopping before the gang gets here for rehearsal. But, boss, you've been shopping every day this week. Oh, that was just to pick up a few antiques. Antiques? You mean that spin wheel in the living room is only for ornamental purposes? Yes, why? When you came home with it, I ran to the backyard and planted cotton.  You have enough work to do around here. I have? Certainly. Now that I think of it, you can have the evening off. Gee, thanks, boss. I think I'll call my girl, Susie, and take her out. Well, that's a good idea. And Rochester, here's $20. Show her a good time. Here, take it. $20? No, no, Rochester, I want you to have it.  I can't help it, boss. You haven't been so nice to me since I was in bed with pneumonia. Rochester. You felt so sorry for me. You only made me work half days. What are you talking about? Don't you remember, boss? You used to pick me up at the hospital every day at noon. I don't remember that. Well, I'm going to put my clothes on. See you later. $20. Will I tell Susie about this? I'm going to call her right now. Hello? Hello, Susie. This is Rochester. Oh, hello, Rochester. I was hoping you'd call. Well, honey, I got tonight off, and we'll really do the town. What? I'll pick you up in a taxi. We'll go to a restaurant for champagne, cocktails, and a big steak dinner, and then we'll go dancing. Rochester, are you all right? I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. Rochester, are you all right? Yeah. It ain't me. It's the boss. But it's lovely. What are you talking about? Well, it's a long story, but I just got $20 from Mr. Benny. Rochester, now you untie that man and give it right back. No, no, honey. He gave it to me. He, now look, Susie, I haven't seen you all weekend. I feel kind of romantic today, so after dinner I'll take you to Mulholland Drive and we'll watch the sunset. Watch the sunset? Oh, Rochester, by the time we have dinner, we won't get to Mulholland Drive till it's pitch dark. Yeah. Here comes Mr. Benny. I'll see you tonight. OK, Rochester. Goodbye. Good. Well, Rochester, I'm ready to leave. What'll I tell your cast when they come here for rehearsal? Well, I'll be back before they get here. I'm only going to... I'll answer that. Hello? No apron showers. Making noise. Bell. They bring the flowers. Bell. Bell, I don't get mad, Mr. Benny. I didn't want to call you up for a job again, but my wife made me do it.  Tell them how important you are. Well, look, there's Demona. Maybe I better not aggravate her. Well, if you won't tell them, I will. Give me that phone. Hello, Benny. Who are you? I'm Mrs. Blank Melvin's wife, and my Mel is doing you a favor by wanting to appear on your program. Look, Mrs. Blank. Melvin is very talented, and he almost got a big part in a very important picture. What picture? Joe from Things Again. Now, cut that out. Mel, I've got a part for you on my program. He'll just stop with those silly imitations. Now, come to rehearsal at my house in an hour. Oh, gee, thanks. I can use the 30 bucks. 30 dollars? Is that all you're getting? Well, Mel, from now on, I'm going to give you 100. Is that all right, Mel? Mel. Mel. I don't know what you said to my husband, but he just swallowed his upper plate. Oh, I'm sorry. Goodbye. Now, Rochester. Rochester, you better have some food for the gag when they come for rehearsal. Yes, sir. I'm going out now. I'll do a little more shopping. I'll be back soon. What a change has come over that man. It's hard to believe that being hit on the head with a can of tomato juice could cause Coyle, lobum, caribri, compressive. I don't know what that means, but you've got to live in Beverly Hills to have it. You better get some food ready for the... Now, who can that be? Oh, hello, Rochester. Oh, hello, everybody. Come on in. Come on in. Rochester, we came over a little early so we could all... Say, wait a minute. What's that can of tomato juice doing on the piano? That's the one that hit Mr. Bailey on the head. The newsreels want to take pictures of it. Take pictures of that? Yeah, that little old can put more money into circulation than the Marshall plan. Rochester's Mr. Benny here. No, he went to do some more shopping. He'll be back soon, though. Shopping again today? I wonder what he's buying this time. Well, what do you think of this one, sir? Well, it doesn't look bad, but I'd like something a little larger. Well, I'm sorry, sir, but this is the largest yacht we have. Well, it is the best-looking one I've seen. I'm sure you'll find it most satisfactory. It's 48 feet long and has a cruising speed of 18 knots an hour. Good, good. It sure looks nice. Tell me, mister, what are these? They're diesels. Oh, and what are dozels? I mean, what are... I mean, what are diesels? Diesels are engines. And you'll find this type very reliable on long voyages. Oh, I'm glad you mentioned that. Would this boat be able to go to Hawaii? Oh, certainly, sir. A trip to Hawaii would be nothing for a yacht like this. That's fine. See, I'll be sending it over there quite often. Oh, business? No, but there may be another strike, and I love fresh pineapple. But why worry about another strike now? We'll cross that bridge when we come to it. Now, uh... Well, mister, mister, why are you leading over the rail? I dropped my fountain pen. Oh, oh. Well, tell me, what's the... what's the price of this yacht? $50,000. That sounds reasonable. I think I'll take it. Well, you're certainly in for a lot of happy carefree days on this yacht. Mister, uh... Mister, uh... Benny. Benny? Yes, Jack Benny. Jack Benny? J-A-C-K-B-E-N-N-Y. All right, sir, you've had your little joke. Now, what's your name? Bar-D-D. I told you it's Jack Benny. See, I've signed it on this check for $1,000 as a deposit. Well, I'll... Now, here's my address. If you come over to my house this afternoon with the bill of sale for the yacht, I'll give you the rest of the money. Oh, very good, sir. And, by the way, I wish you'd paint the name of the bow. I want to call it the Mary L. after Ms. Livingston. Yes, sir. Oh, and one more thing. I intend to anchor up my yacht in the San Pedro Harbor. Very good, sir. Shall we truck it down to San Pedro, or will you wait for the rainy season? Oh, send it down immediately. Yes, sir.  Good day, sir. Goodbye. I have to hurry now. I want to stop at the corner drugstore. Here you are, sir. A tube of toothpaste and a package of razor blades. Will it be anything else? Well, yes, I have a coal that's been bothering me for a couple of weeks. I don't know what to do about it. Why not try a four-way coal test? Oh, give me an eight-way coal tablet. Money is no object at all. Thank you very, very much. Hello, Mr. Benny. Nice seeing you in the bank again. Thank you. How much do you want to deposit today? I don't want to make it a deposit. I want to withdraw $50,000. All I said was, I want to withdraw $50,000. Where did everybody go? Oh, well. Here you are, sir. 360 North Camden Drive. Thank you, cabby. That'll be $44,000. $45,000, eh? Well, here's a dollar. Keep the change. Thank you. You're quite welcome. Oh, Mr. Mr. What is it, driver? Didn't Jack Benny used to live here? Yes, yes. He used to. I can't understand people. I've been a big star for 18 years. Nobody recognizes me. Oh, Donner, I forgot my key. Hope we finish rehearsal quickly today. There's a little more shopping I want to do. Oh, hello, boss. Everyone's waiting for you in the day. Well, I'll go right in. There's no business. Oh, hello, kids. Hello, Jack. Hello, Mr. Benny. Hi, Dennis. Rochester told you we're out shopping again. Yes, yes, Mary. I just bought a yacht.  You bought what? A yacht. And here's a box of candy for you, too, Mary. Thanks. Thanks. I think you'll like this assortment, Mary. This candy, this candy, carbels, fruits, and nuts. Speaking of nuts, Mr. Benny, how are you feeling? What was that you said, kid? Oh, it was nothing, Jack. Nothing. Well, kids, as long as you're all here, we'll start rehearsing. Now, Dennis, do your song while I hand out the script. OK. Viste Bianca. Next thing I want to rehearse is the commercial. Now, Don, is the sportsman quartet here? Well, no, they're not, Jack. You see, this week I prepared just a straight commercial. Why?  Save me $500?  When will you ever learn that money was made to spend? I'm ashamed of you. If there's anything I can't stand, it's a cheapskate. But, Jack, I thought you... Don, I don't care what you thought. Lucky strike. Lucky strike pays millions of dollars more than official parity prices for that fine, that light, that naturally mild tobacco. And you have the temerity to try and save me a measly $500. But, Jack, certainly... Don, but, Jack, me. Don, at auction after auction, Lucky strike buys tobacco, that smooth, mild amount, out of which they make those luckies that are so round, so firm, so fully packed, so free and easy on the draw.  Pigs ought to thrash you to within an inch. Don. Don, have you got a fountain pen? Yes. Well, you sit right there at that table and write LSMFT a thousand times. Dennis, what are you staring at? I still can't figure it out. Can't figure out what? Why my folks keep moving all the time. That I don't understand at all. Now, let's get out with the rehearsal so we can offer heaven's sake. What's that can of tomato juice doing on the piano? Well, Raj has to put it there. Yeah, the newsreels will be here any minute. What? Be quiet. Now, why should a can of tomato juice be here? Oh, Rochester! Rochester! Oh, I'll put it away myself. Excuse me a minute. Can't understand what's the matter with everybody. Don trying to save me money, Mary whispering. Oh, well. Gee, the pep is full. There's a little space on this top shelf. If I stand on my tiptoes, I could just... Boss, did you call me? Yes, Rochester. Why did you... Boss, look out! Rochester, this is all your fault. Boss, stop! What happened again? Hey, Jack, what happened? Jack, are you hurt? Huh? What'd you say, Mary? I asked if you were hurt. No, no, no, I'm all right. Now, come on, Rochester. Let's finish taking this inventory. Inventory? Jack, you finished that last week. Yeah, we're here for rehearsal. Rehearsal? I don't know what you're all... Rochester, what are you standing around all dressed up for? I got a date. You said I could have the night off. Where did I give you the night off? About an hour ago, you even gave me $20 spending money. I? I gave you $20? Sure, here. How sure do you? See? Get out of my pocket. Don, he's back to his old self. Yeah. Hit him again, hit him again, harder! Dennis, you keep quiet. Now look, kids, I don't know what this is all about. But, sir... Come in. Well, here I am, Mr. Benny. I hope I didn't keep you waiting. Waiting? What do you want, mister? I've come for the $49,000 you owe me on the yacht. What did you say? I said I've come for the $49,000 you owe me on the yacht. All right, mister, you've had your little joke. Now, what do you want? I'm not joking. You bought a yacht, put a $1,000 deposit on it, and still owe me $49,000. I? I gave you $1,000? Let me see it. I will not. I'm keeping it right in my pocket. Now I know why I'm a butler and he's a yacht salesman. Quiet, Rasha. This man is trying some swindle games, saying I bought a yacht. But, Jack, you yourself told us you bought it, and I think you'll get a lot of pleasure out of it.  Oh, he's right, Jack. You ought to keep the yacht. Barry. You even named it after me. Never mind. I get your hands out of that caddy. Now, look, mister, if you think you can swindle me... I'm not swindling you. You ordered the yacht.  Well, let me tell you something. You are not going to get... Well, here I am, Mr. Benny. I hope I ain't late for rehearsal. No, Blake, what are you doing here? I don't need job I show. Oh, but you hired me over the phone. You even raised my salary to $100. I? I gave you... What's going on here anyway? Do you think I'd pay $100 just to hear you imitate Al Jolson? No.  Now, how about it, Benny? Am I going to get my $49,000, or do I call my lawyer? I don't care how many lawyers you call. You're not going to get any money out of me. But, Jack, it's only money. It's not as though he's taking your life's blood. Let me be the judge of that. Now, mister, you better return my deposit. I must have been out of my mind when I gave it to you. I wouldn't pay $50,000 for any crummy bowl. Crummy? I'll have you know that some of the best men in this country own our yachts. Men like Humphrey Bogart, Robert Taylor, and Al Jolson. Now, stop that! I'll both of you!    What's going on around here, anyway? Is everybody crazy? No, Jack. I-I don't blame you for being confused. Come on in the other room, and I'll explain it to you. I wish you would. Hello, Susie. Our debt is off tonight. I'm broke. I thought you said you had $20. Have you ever heard that expression? Easy, calm, easy go. Uh-huh. Well, I've just had a personal demonstration. Goodbye. Just a moment, but first... sixty one down. Du, du, du. Sold American. To give you a finer cigarette, luckies pay more. Yes, at the tobacco auctions at market after market, Lucky Strike pays millions of dollars more than the official parody prices for fine tobacco. LS MFT, LS MFT, Lucky Strike means fine tobacco, and the tobacco experts can see the makers of Lucky Strike consistently select and buy fine, light, naturally kind mile tobacco. For instance, here's what Mr. Wayne Adams, an independent tobacco warehouseman from South Boston, Virginia, recently said. I've seen over 100 million pounds of tobacco bought and sold. In times without number, I've seen the makers of Lucky Strike by fine, quality leaf that makes a real smoke. Fifteen years, Lucky's have been my regular smoke. And a recent survey reveals that for their own smoking enjoyment, more independent tobacco experts, auctioneers, buyers and warehousemen, smoke Lucky Strike regularly than the next two leading brands combined. So smoke the smoke, tobacco expert smoke. Yes, light up a Lucky. With every puff, with every pack, you'll find Lucky's are a truly finer, milder, more enjoyable cigarette. Remember, Lucky's pay more, millions of dollars more than official parody prices for fine tobacco. Get a carton of Lucky's today. You'll agree, in all the world, there's no finer cigarette than Lucky Strike. Mary, you mean I bought all those things just because I was hit on the head? Yes, Jack, but it's over now, so why don't you... I'll get it. Hello? Hello, Mr. Benny. This is the Beverly Hills supermarket. Yes. We were checking over our accounts and we find that you've neglected to pay a small bill of 69 cents. 69 cents? What was that for? A large can of tomato juice. Well, wait a minute. You sold me that can of tomato juice? Yes. I am suing you for $50,000. What? Goodbye. How did I ever get that?


We just made this Christmas topiary, and we'll show you how we did it right now. What is up? Welcome back! So this week, Kim gives me these plans. These plans. It says, I need these shapes cut out of wood. The biggest one is 18 inches wide. So I found some wood, and I cut the shapes out. Some plywood I found around the garage, and I painted them white. That's as far as I know right now. That is because I have these cute little planters for the front porch that need some holiday decorations. As I was searching on Pinterest, I saw this cute little idea of these stacked presents, and it was super cute. But I couldn't quite figure out how to make those work, so I combined two ideas into one idea. So this is what we're going to do. Idea combiner! So we're going to take these plywood shapes and make them look like presents. And then we're going to attach three stacked presents on... Can you hand me that little... no the fence post thing. Fence picket thing. When we get done, we're going to put this down into the planter. You following me? I'm following you. And we're going to attach these presents to this fence picket. I gotcha. Now, they're not shaped like... can you take this please? Thanks. They're not shaped like your average presents, because I want them to be whimsical. So this one's going to be curved this way. They're going to be kind of cartoony shaped, so... I got it. All right. Here are my very technical plans. From here, we're just winging it. We're doing this all on film. We're winging it. So for this one, I'm thinking red and white stripes with a green ribbon on the side with white polka dots. Lime green with white thin stripe. White with red dots and a red bow ribbon in the center. It's a lot of painting, right? It's just a lot of painting. Step one, we got to paint these things. All right. So for the ribbons for the insides of these presents, we're going to use some stencils. Or for this one, I am. For that one, I'm not. So I've got a stripe stencil here that I'm going to put on an angle and we'll see how it goes. Ooh, that's a lot of stripe. Yeah. You think I need to use the... Ooh, ooh. Wait, I got an idea. I got an idea. I saw something. Screens. Oh. I got these screens. Got these screens on the internet. There's some screens. On the internet. The interwebs. I got it on the interwebs. So I saw this stuff. Chalk couture. Chalk couture. Couture. Chalk couture. They were like reusable stencils, the vinyl ones.  So I grabbed some silk screens and I just put it in the paint. So instead of wasting it, we're going to try to make a reusable stripe stencil. Then you're going to have to put transfer tape on it first. Yeah. Then transfer it to here. But how are you going to make this? So I... Yeah. But you have to pull this thing really taut. Okay. Yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. We'll do it. Uh-huh. We got it. Yeah. I think you need something to make it taut. All right. You transfer tape. Yeah. Just do the transfer tape. I will cut this. I feel like someone's been cutting metal with these scissors. Yeah. Well, wait a minute. It's not taut. It will be. Calm down. It's not taut because you keep pulling at it. Inappropriate. Inappropriate. We're going to get hate comments. It was a joke. All right. Now it's taut. Taut. I mean, I'm down. This is where it lives. This is where it lives now. All right. See how it paints. Which one are we doing this one? Yes. All right. Now just laying it across like this. Yep. Because it's not sticky on the back. This was sticky somehow. So we try again and add some adhesive to the back. We try again. Not bad. Not perfect, but we can reuse the stencil. We'll figure out how to make it stick later. And for this one, we're going to use another stencil. We're going to use a polka dot stencil. And we're going to put red and green polka dots on here. Balls. Maybe they're like Christmas balls. So screen stencil again. This time we put some spray adhesive on the back. We'll see how that works. And what do you think? All right. I think it looks pretty good. I have high hopes. Fingers crossed. Let's see if this worked. I kind of stuck to the paper. That's what we got. I tried to use a dry brush. It's okay. It's a... I kind of like the look. All right. We have our presents painted. Next step is to attach them to our fence picket. Which I don't know how we're going to do that. I think we're going to have... Let me put this down here. So I'm just going to set this on the inside. And the big present goes on the bottom. I think it goes that way. I think it goes like that. Her whole face is white. Look at that thing. Yeah. You should get up there close to show them your massive blister. Yeah. That thing goes quick. Hot glue. It's no joke. It's no joke. Those were those gorilla glue sticks. Man. No thanks. You finished without me? Are we done? I think we're done. All right. It looks pretty good. You guys want to see? Don't bend it. It's reaching the ceiling. All right. Our ceilings aren't that tall. So... We'll show you the photo montage. Yeah. We'll get you in the montage. Yet again. Good job. You like to do it yourself. Build it yourself. Make it yourself. So do we. So if you want to see more projects and you're not yet subscribed, go ahead and hit that subscribe button down below. And remember to hit that bell to be notified of our new videos each week. Before you go, check out one of these other videos over here, over on this side. Here's a subscribe button. Other videos to watch. Subscribe button.