Okay, hello and welcome back for episode 58 of the Market Maker podcast where I'm joined by co-founder and head of trading, Piers Curran. How's it going, Piers? Good and good to see you. How's it going with you? Well, the sun is shining and actually did you know the sun can make you feel less sad? Well, there is a disorder called sad, which is to do with the sun, isn't it? Seasonal affective disorder. That's what I'm referring to. I'm not talking about being sad, I'm talking about sad as in trying to increase my vitamin D intake and improve my mood through higher sleep quality and stronger bone density and lower blood pressure, of course. Obviously. In terms of this episode then of what we've got to cover, apart from mood updates, is a couple of things. One, a big announcement. We've secured a training day at the European Headquarters in Morgan Stanley for all of the analysts that are going to be joining our summer analyst training program. So on May 20th, everyone's going to be invited, regardless of your starting date with us over the summer, to come and join the team at MS for a day's training on location on their training floor, which is going to be awesome. So if you're interested in getting involved in that, just check out the show notes. I'll drop a link with some more information. But otherwise, yeah, super, super busy week. Kind of hard to know where to begin, to be honest. But Russia, Ukraine, the latest there, I'm looking to surmise the week. So I'm going to every twist and turn of Russian Ukraine headlines, because there's been way too many. But I guess the major thing came kind of midweek. Apparently they had made significant progress on a tentative peace plan, including a ceasefire and Russian withdrawal, if Kiev declares neutrality and accepts limits on its armed forces. But Ukraine came out, I think 27 minutes after that initial FT report came out and said, that's not that's not what's happening. And markets did actually react in some pretty harsh two way price action on the back of that. So yeah, not not an easy week if you're a day trader, for sure. And I'm sure you've had plenty of these types of days over the years, Pierce, where it's a bit like the Wild West of price action on a day to day basis. Yeah, when you get these major sort of, it's mostly I guess the geopolitical related macro themes where you're, it's obviously a very live situation. And it's an incredibly precarious situation. And there's a risk of anything kind of happening any kind of major escalation can happen at any point. The de-escalation side of that coin is a little bit more measured and predictable. So like, okay, they're going to have some talks, okay, they're having peace talks, okay, nothing's come of those talks, but at least they've had talks, right? And then right, okay, they've organized the second round of talks, and they've organized the third round and the fourth round. And so that the de-escalation of geopolitical situation is slower, it's more predictable, it's more measurable. I think it's the escalation side that can kind of flip on a six points and, you know, a flashpoint can occur at any time. And like when you're trading, you know, these, when it's dominating everything, which of course it has been for a few weeks now. Yeah, you're very vulnerable to a headline risk, let's just call it, is incredibly elevated. And you've got to be on the money in terms of getting that news flow, second by second, and just incredibly dangerous conditions. And so you've got to be on the ball, you've got to be on top of it. But I do think, you know, you do get the way information travels these days. And it travels, you know, I guess Twitter maybe was a game changer on that front. I mean, you'll know better than me in terms of being on the kind of front edge of that news curve. But it kind of has made news available to everybody like almost instantaneously, right? Yeah, that kind of nature of having unfiltered information means that you don't have to go through the traditional channels of authenticating news, having it signed off by editors and things like that. It just means you get so much quicker information, specifically on geopolitics, because you're typically getting that information from source on the ground, obviously, the biggest challenge is always the accuracy of that information that you're receiving. But there's there's lots of ways and means to circumvent that to create your own kind of feeds. I did actually share one if anyone's actually interested. Again, I'll drop this link as well in the in the show notes. But there's a designated Twitter, Ukraine, Russian dashboard that's being created by our friends at New Skork and they they put that out for free. And it's definitely if you were tracking this stuff in real time. I mean, that's that's where you're getting thousands of bespoke Twitter accounts that have been sourced from individuals to Ukrainian, Russian, Polish, Belarusian news agencies, all putting out information and all organize and categorize a certain way that you can aggregate information very quickly. Because I guess I guess a misconception that you might have as a as a student or a retail trader is that, oh, yeah, Bloomberg would do that. Obviously, Bloomberg would cover that sort of stuff, wouldn't they? They do, but they're very slow. Right. Well, now they're slow. Yeah, when I started trading, it was Bloomberg. It was Bloomberg and Reuters, basically, right? Yeah. And so even though now you can get a Twitter plug in into your terminal on Bloomberg, the idea, though, is that you still need to yourself manually monitor that and create your own bespoke feed. So yeah, this is this is when if your retail trader staying out or taking a more medium term of your markets is more sensible, trying to think like I think it was midweek, the NASDAQ was up, it closed up like three and a half percent. I think it was the night of the Fed when it did that. So it was big moves and it was like, look, that's good. Yeah, that's the biggest rally in X amount of time. I mean, this week, stocks are on their best week since November of 2020. Yeah. So, so I think just just taking a step back and thinking more strategically of, I guess, the ultimate question is, will this Russian Ukraine situation, will it escalate beyond to the point of which it's got to? And I would say, I don't need to answer that question. The markets answered it for me because the markets bounced. Hang on. Okay. It's bounced, but it's not like it's bounced, bounced. I mean, I know best week for months or whatever over a year, but, you know, still down like the NASDAQ still down what? Not far off 20 percent. There's a couple of things here that for me, when I look at bounce or no bounce, I look at the equity market and I look at it from a bigger perspective. And are we, you know, the Pentagon, you know, we're about to have nuclear war with Russia and all the rest of it. It's like stocks would be through the floor if there was a real, if people saw serious risk on the table right now, we would still be selling off. Not only have we rallied, we stabilized even before the rally anyway. We've corrected X percent, 20 odd percent. I don't see the need for panic at this point. I'm not saying to pile in and start buying the dip and up we go, but given the commentary that we've had at the moment with what's happened in Russian Ukraine, I definitely think there's no smoke without fire. If they're talking about ceasefire and neutrality and withdrawals, these discussions are happening. The fact that the Russian military has not made substantial further progress or up the ante of, we know the military capability that they have beyond what they're doing, I think goes to show that they've got to a point where, yeah, it's a two-way street. A, they don't want more aggressive sanctioning on other means, but two, neither do they have to go beyond much further than what they've done because strategically, they've secured a lot of the land grab that they required and then it's the leveraging to have these negotiations that they're having. And then two, the Fed had delivered their hike and that was a big obviously risk a couple of months ago and that hike's underway and now it's in. He's telegraphed what he's going to do. Multiple hikes are coming. The information is there now and it's into markets. So, well, look, let's get into the Fed in a minute. Just on this Russia thing, right, if I still, there is still one sort of narrative here that kind of goes against your point. And that is that the kind of Pete, the ceasefire talks, let's call them, it's just a front. And actually, Putin's real strategy is that he's just buying himself more time to regroup and then re-escalate the invasion to go well beyond what they've already gone so far. I mean, they've gone well beyond what we thought they were going to do in the first place, right? So when you say they don't need to go any further, I'm just a little bit concerned that we made that mistake once and are we going to make it again? I mean, so for me, I think the risk or I don't, I'm not sitting here really comfortably thinking the Ukraine-Russia crisis peaked. I'm not as sure as you. And that's what makes the market. Yeah. Yeah. And again, just to be clear, I don't think that the market can't come down again to reverse the rally. We've had short term in the space of like three days, but as far as the actual situation that's happening, yeah. Well, it was oil. I mean, talk about stocks, but I mean, really, if we want to talk about real volatility, then what's gone on with the oil prices, just nothing short of extraordinary. I mean, both the upside and the downside, I mean, the upside I got and I was definitely expecting that. What I wasn't expecting was the downside. I know I made a bit of maybe a foolish comment, but it's still valid. When did I make that? Last week or the week before where I said, I don't think oil will go below 90.  And it hit $130 and then it just fell off a cliff, got down to the mid to low 90s.  But yeah, I mean, I think the oil price pullback is crazy. It's insane. It's not like the supply risk has just now gone away, even if the Russian invasion of Ukraine stops now, even if that were to happen, which is not happening and I don't think it will happen anytime soon, then the supply risk is still going to be there. The sanctions that the West have implemented, they're not going to roll them back the day that Putin goes, guys, I'm going to stop. They're not going to roll those back. And anyway, don't forget that there was a massive supply kind of demand imbalance before this crisis that was trending prices higher. So yeah, for me, the biggest price, crazy price volatility was definitely in the energy markets. Oil now trading massive up day yesterday for oil. I think it was up 8%, wasn't it? And now it's up again a little bit more. Another 1% on top of that today. So WTI is trading at 104 Brents at 107.50 as I'm speaking. Don't forget as well, you've got the Chinese COVID situation to counter or to throw in the mix with the oil price movement and the bounce has come as Beijing came out 48 hours ago and said, look, yeah, let's just fire up the plunge protection team. Let's just do whatever's necessary to safeguard this economy and we'll just boost it up. Small stimulus, cut rates, everything in between. And that again is another partial reason why this week has been, we've had a decent week for a bit of a bouncing inequities and just a general broader negative sentiment that was obviously the dominant feature through the Ukraine outbreak. But we'll jump to that in a minute. But yeah, before we get too far into that, there's obviously lots of other headlines to talk about. There's the Russian default risk, which is kind of peaked and then receded. Given a bomb payment has been sent to city yesterday, you had talked about Saudi Arabia's considering accepting yuan instead of dollars for Chinese oil sales. Very interesting given the geopolitical situation at play right now. And then from the central bank, yeah, we mentioned the Fed very briefly. We'll talk about that obviously a lot more detail. The Fed raised rates as very much expected, signaled they're going to do six more likely this year. And then the Bank of England, although the pound did recover a bit of ground towards the back end of yesterday's session, it dipped quite forcefully irrespective of the fact that they hiked for the third successive meeting, which is slightly contradictory of what normal economic theory would suggest, but we'll explain why. And then nickel, big shot, big shots, short squeeze is still trying to be worked out in the market, it seems. I was just reading this morning they had they've had their third successive day of glitching. Yeah, I think the price now I saw was down to about mid 30,000. It got up to obviously 101,000 at the peak of the squeeze. I think that was on the eighth of March. So that's kind of that they're kind of slowly working that back in. Yeah, mentioned the Chinese lockdown, we'll talk about that this impacts on supply chains because I think that's very key. And then you've got Biden, we're recording this at 10am in the morning, London time on Friday, the 18th, Biden is actually due to meet counterpart Xi Jinping in just a few hours time. So after we finished talking the FT this morning saying that Biden will warn Xi, the US is prepared to retaliate if Beijing actively supports Russia in Ukraine. But I definitely want to talk about the geopolitics side. But one of the things that did grab quite a lot of attention this week was the impending kind of debt repayments from Russia under the circumstance of being sanctioned and not having access to dollars. And we did see the cost of insurance if you like against the Russian default, some quite substantial movement. But the cost of ensuring against Russian debt against default Russian debt dropped. And their bond prices actually spiked. And this comes after some of those funds earmarks for interest payments on the Russian government's dollar notes have been sent by I think it's going via JP to city and so forth. So yeah, just wanted to get your thoughts the implied probability of Russian default now seen around the low 50% according to credit default swap pricing but it did get up to about 80% at one point. Yeah, I think we kind of tucked into this topic last week. And we're talking about people like PIMCO for example and their exposure. And I think it is for that reason that it's my view that it's highly unlikely you're going to get a Russian default. And that's because if one were to occur, then actually, it's fine for Russia. You could argue actually it's a really good thing for Russia. They don't have to pay the money fine, more more funds they can plow into their invasion effort. Right. I mean, for Russia, it's fine. You do whatever you want. If you don't want us to pay you, that's your prerogative. So it would be very sort of weird, I think for the West to go actually, right, let's actually call this a technical default. Okay, they're defaulting. Okay, all the bonds we own. Okay, they're now worthless. Oh, we're going to lose all our money. Okay. I mean, it just doesn't make sense. Right. So it's for the but obviously there was going to be a test this week because the test this week was on Wednesday when Russia had a bond interest payment due. It was $117 million. Okay. And this was on a Russian dollar denominated bond. Okay. And so this was the litmus test. It's right. Okay, here we are then there is a payment due. Are they going to pay? And to be fair to Russia, Russia said, yep, we're paying. And so they sent the funds, right? But they sent it to JP Morgan. But then JP Morgan actually actually got a hold of the US Treasury Department say, look, I mean, what do you want us to do here? Russia are trying to pay. We have the money here. What do you want us? Do you want us to now actually send this to city group who basically is the bond holder and then city group distribute this interest payment to their clients who whose portfolios these bonds sit in.  It's your call. And the US Treasury said, yeah, go ahead. Wire the funds. So they've JP are wiring the funds to city. And then this money will then be in the accounts of the bond holders. I mean, they haven't got the money yet. It is Friday morning now. The interest payment was due on Wednesday, but that's not unusual. It does take a couple of a few days for these massive monster international kind of transfers to kind of happen. And so look, we're not getting a default. I can just imagine the Netflix series. And there's the bond holder who's who's who's the client of city going calling up the powers that be in the White House saying they're paying. You make sure that JP get that money and they can release it. I don't care about the sanctions. So look, I mean, because there is Russia have 38.5 billion dollars of foreign debt. Okay, that's their total amount. Russia don't have much debt, by the way. In this, well, in this day and age, relative to others, you know, certainly after COVID, Russia's debt levels are actually very modest. And that's why well, they've got an absolute wealth of, you know, commodities and minerals and raw materials in their country that they dig up an export. Again, it's a hugely profitable cash engine for them. And so they don't actually borrow much money. So they've only got 38.5 billion dollars worth of debt. So it's not that big a deal anyway. But as I've said, I don't think they're going to default. And this was the week, right? And Russia are keen to pay and fine. Now the US are keen to take the money funnily enough. I guess one thing on the on the price of that dollar bond, and it's maturing in 2043, by the way. So we're still 21 years away from, so I guess it must have been a 30 year bond that was issued, I guess in 2013, I'm guessing now, but it was trading as low as 20 cents on the dollar that bond a week ago when that kind of default risk was at its peak. It's now rallied back up to 47 cents on the dollar as a result of this payment going through. So yeah, you know, it's a little bit of a side story in this kind of Russia-Ukraine thing. But I think it probably got blown out of proportion. There's not that much money we're talking about anyway. And if the West want to call it a default, they're only burning their own fingers. And if anything, helping Putin. Okay, so on the on this subject then to lead us into the next part of this, are a couple of things. So there's the meeting that's happening between Biden and Xi, and then wrapping this in is obviously the fact that China's stuck in the middle at the moment, trying to stay as neutral as possible, even though we know they're in a trade war with the US strategically Russia relationship is super important for their long-term ambitions, but they don't want to give away. Basically, they just want to say, can we just say nothing at this point and remain on the sidelines, but they're being forced to really get involved. And so a couple of things here then to talk about one is the fact that what the US is saying and just talking offline ahead of the discussion today. It's just so interesting. I always find like the strategy behind the news when it comes out and the timing is always very telling as we know. So ahead of this meeting, a couple of things have happened. First, China's muted response to Russia's invasion of Ukraine apparently has hardened views within the Biden administration that Xi may be moving closer to supporting Moscow as the conflict continues, citing, of course, no one sources familiar with the matter talking to Bloomberg. A couple of hours ahead of the phone call that Biden talks to Xi. Okay. So the next thing is that China's role apparently in spreading Russian disinformation and Ukrainian bio labs. That was a thing. Remember, not so long ago, plus unspecified intelligence that Beijing is weighing Moscow's request for arms. That was a big talking point Russia requesting on China arms supply of military weapons and Beijing kind of going, we're not really saying anything at this point. That's also said to have tilted internal people's attention at the administration towards them in favor of the National Security Council in America who favor a more hawkish approach towards Beijing at this point. And we've talked about this many times, you know, the pressure is kind of intensified rather than decelerated since Biden's took over Trump, if anything. And then Putin can be expected to brandish threats to use nuclear weapons against the West if stiff Ukrainian resistance continues to Russians invasion draining conventional manpower and equipment as a new Pentagon defense intelligence agency report again came out last night. The one thing I did now it seems quite obvious, right? It's kind of you can't get hold of this report. Because I thought, okay, Bloomberg said this 70, no, they're very specific Bloomberg in their article. So they have the details saying that yes, there's there's nuclear capability then and he's going to think of using it Putin. And it said it's a 67 page report. So in my head, I said, okay, so they've obviously got the report. It must be this report public. So I tried to find it, right? Right. Because I wanted to see the report. It's like, what in what context is it? So what I'm saying is is that Britain could fire a nuclear bomb at another country, right? We probably have the capability to do so. Would we do it? Well, the probability of that is nigh on near zero. But could we do it? Yes. Would it feature in a report of the capability of our military? Yes. So what I wanted to see was what line of Bloomberg decided to extract that of the 67 page report. Or let me rephrase this without being too controversial of what line did the US administration request Bloomberg print that 67 page report in order for it now to be global press coverage that now Putin is going to fire a nuclear weapon. It's a very interesting point. And I guess there's one report is the you couldn't find it. No, it's not available, obviously, apart from the sound bites that the media running unless as you say it's the report that the US did on Russia's defense capabilities, like five years ago. And there's this thing called confirmation bias. And if you want, if you've got something like if you're reading something, but you've already formed an opinion in your mind, then when you read that thing, all you're going to be doing is scanning for evidence and confirmation that what you're already thinking is correct. And actually, and it's all subconscious and your discount all the information that doesn't tally with your already your opinion, and you'll elevate the importance of the stuff that does support it. So yeah, you might read a report that was produced five years ago. And yeah, they do have nuclear weapons. So do we. But now your mindsets, all it can see is the nuclear weapons bit. And it's like, oh my God, they've got nuclear weapons. Right, Putin's going to hit the button. And then yeah, it gets fed through the press. But I guess your point is that this is a strategy by the US government to leak this a bit more sensationalist story through the media ahead of Biden meeting Xi to kind of force him to back away from supporting the Russians. Yeah, I think it's that in combination with the optics of how Biden needs to appear domestically with dealing with Russia. Apparently I've read some polls that Americans are quite conscious of what's happening in Ukraine as is the rest of the world as well. So I think he needs to exert a bit of dominance on that as a as a topic that's ongoing amongst others in a very politically important time for Biden's administration going into the midterm. So yeah, I think it's I think it's partially to do with that. And I think it's partially pivoting the fact that the the normal citizens of America like in the UK and elsewhere are feeling the pain of the cost of living getting exponentially higher every day. So yeah, I think I think this is all very tactical.  So heads of state, it's very typical for them to utilize the media in such a fashion. It's not an uncommon approach. This is all about it's kind of like going into a business deal, isn't it? And you're trying to posture and leverage the information and the appearance that you have, so that you go into dialogue with the strongest possible hand, even though your hand might not actually be what it's been positioned to showcase. And you know who's best at that? Donald Trump. Come on, the art of the deal. Biden's doing a Trump. But I do think it's interesting thinking about just stepping outside of this Russia-Ukraine thing and thinking about other leaders and what positions do they take up regarding this crisis. And I think what position you take up is very much a reflection of the current state of your domestic politics. And I think that Biden and Xi particularly are in really difficult positions. I think for people like Boris here in the UK, he's got a much easier situation just purely by view of the fact that he's not up for re-election for years yet. Biden's obviously got the midterms coming up in November this year, but I think it's actually Xi that's in the most precarious or in the most difficult position. I think he, in my view, I think he's seeing this Russian thing is the last thing in the world he needs, the absolute last thing in the world. And he's kind of getting forced from one side or the other to say this or not say that. And actually what's going on domestically in China is this is the big problem. And obviously he's coming up for, you know, it's the national conference in November where he's hoping to get anointed as the, you know, the leader forever. And I think at the moment the six months run into this big event for him personally at the end of this year is going to be economically really challenging. And I think actually he's going to go in with the Chinese economy maybe at its worst point for decades. So I think he's really worried about that. And the last thing he needs is this kind of Russia headache. Yeah, which is why I think that as far as these talks will happen today, Biden will say his piece, he will be quite assertive with what he says, and that will be reported in that fashion. I think China will be very passive. I think China will just sit there, not say a great deal, continue to have dialogue on both sides, Russia and America, and just still sit there on the sidelines for the reasons that you exactly have you said, I don't think that it's in their interest at the moment to rock the boat from China's perspective. They'll just take a little bit of heat. I don't think that from a trade perspective, I don't think there's the great deal of a shift that will happen. It'll just be sparring of words coming from the US. And I think China can swallow that for the time being. And Biden gets to paint that picture on domestically that, hey, I'm the strong president standing up and being forceful with China. Why not cut a deal today with Biden? Why don't you up the rhetoric? We'll take it. And in turn, soften a few of these trade deals, these tariffs. Look, this is how the world works, unfortunately. It's all a house of cards.  And all of a sudden, the UK have paid up. And just so coincidentally happens to be in an oil crisis, where being a bit pally with Iran again might well help on that front in terms of getting more Iranian crude supply out into the market. It's just all about the oil, isn't it? Yeah, always has been. And will continue to be. But talking of China, the other big headache, of course, for Xi is COVID. And the reason for that is that the data this week, this was kind of coming into the start of this week, showed that they had the highest daily figure of COVID cases in two years. And at that point, the caseload was tripling on the day today. And what that has led to, then, is that Shenzhen was put under lockdown. Changchun. Have I heard of Changchun? It's actually the size of London. I haven't heard of Changchun, no. It's in the northeast of China, and it's about as big as London. But that's been shut down. Cases rising in Shanghai, many other big cities. And the outbreak is impacting key manufacturing hubs. So Shenzhen and Dongguan. And that's where a lot of the factories that make goods from like flash drives, car parts, like you name it, pretty much everything. And so again, it's kind of like a repeat almost of what was happening before. So the thing a lot of people are looking at now is the impact on supply chains and some of China's main ports. At this point, they're still open. But vessels are continuing to dock. Congestion is building. If you go on to Reuters, you can see photographic imagery. They have maritime routes and things that they track. Quite sophisticated stuff. But you can basically see their container ships are re-routing their trips at this point. It's all happening again. It's like a rerun. Even though going into the city yesterday on a Thursday in London, sun is shining. Ukraine is dominant in the news. You'd be forgiven for thinking like, what COVID? Whereas in China, it's the worst it's been since the peak of when this all happened. And they are responding in kind with renewed lockdowns. So similar lockdowns last year. This is one to look out for from a name. Operations at Yanqian, which is the world's fourth largest container terminal, essentially. So last year, that got cut the operations to one third of capacity. And that led to a bigger disruption apparently than the global shipping that the one was caused by the Suez Canal, the six-day block that we had with that enormous container ship got stuck in the canal. Well, that one port specifically, 25% of US-bound sea freight from China comes out of that one port. And then I think it's 50% of the whole of Shenzhen's exports goes out through that one port. Yeah. Okay. So you're saying that actually to me then, if Biden's meeting Xi today and Biden's got in his mind Russia, Russia, Russia, Ukraine and so forth as the main point that he needs to come out of that as a victor in the conversation, as far as I'd be mindful of the fact that as you said, 25% of those shipments are coming out of there. I have control here and you're facing inflation going very high at the moment. Supply chains caused here will give you a massive headache. So let's just all just play nice and let's just appear to get on and let's just move on. And then next year, we'll start talking once you and I have secured our place for a period ahead. I mean, I think Xi has got two problems. Well, he's got a few problems, but there's two I want to mention with regards to the COVID policy. There's a short-term one and then there's a medium to long-term one. In the short term, I mean, I think now in 2022, Xi's zero tolerance policy on COVID is the longer it goes on, the more negative that will be for him personally and for China globally. I think because in 2022, as you say in London, it's literally what COVID and it just means that our economies are fully opening up and we're fully back to normal and our economies are going to be firing. But China with these persistent zero tolerance ultra lockdowns, it's all a relative thing. I think it was fine in 2020 when the whole world was locking down and China were doing it much faster than everyone else and oh my God, that's so much better. They're going to save lives and look, don't get me wrong, that's great. The upsides then were fantastic. I think the downsides now are easily outweighing the upsides and the longer he and he's kind of dug himself in now because it's his policy. And if he now goes, actually, you know what? Actually, you know what? I'm going to change my mind. Sorry guys. He won't change his mind, I don't think. He's that kind of stubborn sort of leader and approach. So he's dug in now and this zero tolerance is going to happen for the whole of this year. And then whenever you get a few hundred cases, right, bang, let's lock down a city of 10 million, less impact global supply chains. And I think short term, it's going to have a really negative impact relatively speaking on the Chinese economy. I think there's a monster long term impact that's very negative for China. And that is that the longer this goes on, the more international businesses will get out of China. And I don't just mean out of China kind of domestically operating in China. I'm talking about supply chain risks and supply chains.  And we were talking about, I was looking on my, I kind of do some notes for this show each time, a little bit of prep beforehand. And I was looking back at my show notes, if you want to call it that. And it was back in January of 2021 that we were talking about this exact thing and talking about diversifying supply chains and how this is accelerating the obvious need for countries like companies in let's say America to diversify their supply chains, forget China, move to maybe other southeastern countries like Vietnam or Malaysia, or probably more likely Mexico will be the huge beneficiary of Xi's own goal that he's kind of inflicting. And so I think actually medium to long term, and we won't see this, that's the problem until way further down the line. I think this is playing a hugely negative impact on China's standing in the world, which is being that kind of supply chain hub for the planet. And what happens when they lose that hub? So I think Xi, I just think he's having a shocker at the moment with this policy. Talking about these kind of world powers, so the US and China, Russia included, there's a really great animated video that got put out by the hedge fund manager Ray Dalio, who I'm sure most people are familiar with, but he goes back and he's basically got this book series and it's accompanied by these really excellent videos. So if you're a student, whether you're, you know, nothing about markets at all, or even if you do know some, I'd go back and watch some of these, he's done ones about the economic machine and the latest one he's released this month is called the New World Order. And it looks at the 500 year history of these big cycles he calls them. And these are basically the transitions of power on a global trade sense. So I think it was the Dutch who were dominant prior to the British Empire. And then that transition to from Britain to the US, what we saw through the 1900s. And then now the convergence of powers that we're seeing at the US and China's basically, the curve is almost parabolic in growth of the, the move catching up the US that kind of in a way explains, you know, the thing that Dalio does so well in that, that explanations explain the kind of what happens and this kind of leads us on to partly the central bank talk about the wealth division that gets created as kind of, as you say, asset owners who I think Eddie put a piece out in the US where the appreciation of homeowners on an average price level outweigh the average salary of the typical US person. So people own things that division, wealth division gets larger. So then you get more disenfranchised people who are feeling that that infuse populism. And then you see more civil unrest and then so on and so forth. Basically, the pattern repeats like clockwork. And all of the signs are there. And he kind of goes over about how the US could look to slow down this this kind of inevitability of the transition to China. But yeah, super interesting. Again, I'll put the note in the, in the bio of this, this episode, but definitely check that out because it would explain a little bit of what's been happening in the world really since Brexit 2016 was it was a significant trigger point, I think for a lot of this, but let's shift it on to the central banks. Let's talk about Fed and the Bank of England because it kind of incorporates some of the things we discussed. So from a top level, the Fed, they hike rates 25, the 50 conversation left town a while ago. So very much as expected, they said they're going to do six hikes likely for this year in their dot plot matrix, their forward-looking kind of projections, but that again was as expected. Markets were very much positioned accordingly. Policymakers voted 8-1. There was a dissenter. Bullard, bully bullards, remaining as per usual, just going half point please. And yeah, everyone else disagreeing. So he remains the isolated figure. Don't think really that was important. A couple of, I've just extracted a couple of what I thought key takeaways, good to get your take as well. On inflation, they said we are attentive to the risks of further upward pressure on inflation, inflation expectations. On the idea of kind of the flexibility to adapt, said we are attentive to the risks of further, I'm sorry, anticipates the ongoing increases in the target range will be appropriate and repeated the pledge to be nimble. And then on the balance sheet side of things, because this is kind of the sequence of policy tools going further forward. Now they pulled the trigger on the rate rise and given the kind of trajectory of that, the Fed will begin allowing its 8.9 trillion dollar balance sheet to shrink at quote, coming meetings, but they did not elaborate on what exactly that meant. And then on Ukraine, power acknowledged the geopolitical uncertainty, clouding the outlook, and emphasize the conflicts like to put additional upward pressure on near term inflation here at home and also way on economic activity, the reaction when all of this was happening was initially a dip and then rally basically. So yeah, just wanted to get your thoughts on overall what you thought. I think that I just still, I think we've kind of seesawed back the other way now in terms of let's just talk first about number of rate hikes in 2022. So they hiked and I'm talking here a number of 0.25% rate hikes. Okay. And so we've had one and it was this week. And then the dot plot signaling signaling six more now. And I guess if you take the last three months, we've gone from thinking there's going to be seven hikes this year, then it all kind of dropped off as we kind of went through this Russia, Ukraine thing a few weeks back and it's like, oh, it's not going to be seven now, it might be more like four. And now after the meeting on Wednesday, it's like we're back to seven. And I've definitely always been of the opinion that seven's not going to happen. And seven's too much. My opinion on that is definitely my confidence in that opinion, let's say, has definitely been eroded from having heard what Biden was saying of Biden power was saying, I guess central banks typically, I guess here's one of the surprising factors about Wednesday and how straight up hawkish they were is because central banks typically, they like nothing more than an excuse, any good excuse to do nothing. And so when I say, I don't want to be patronizing, but any good excuse to not have to make really big calls and really big decisions, we don't have to make those really big ones great. And normally, Russia, Ukraine crisis is like, right, that's a really big risk. You know what, let's just take a step back here. Let's just be a bit more cautious. Let's see how that plays out in the next few weeks and months. And then right, we can get back to making these big decisions. But actually what the Fed have done here, they have not chosen to take that option, that kind of get out card, they've gone, you know what, we're stepping up and we are going to be straight out front and we're going to hike today and we're going to hike six more times this year. And I think that was a real surprise that they were that forthright about it. Now, there's two ways you can interpret that. And I think you're on one side of the argument and I think I'm going to be on the other side. But I think your view, well, I don't want to speak for you. What's your opinion? And what the Fed's done on the straight up, we're hiking and we're going to do it six more times. What's your takeaway there? I think he has conveyed that in a good way in a sense of I think that he's done it in the way that he said that he delivers. It calms people's ability because inflation is the key metric that people are fearful of. So it kind of quells that fear. But at the same time, he has said now multiple times about the idea of being nimble. And I think then he could, he can change his approach. And I think overall, given the challenges in which they face, I don't think there's much else and many other ways he could dress up what he's needed to on Wednesday. So it's so weird this world. So stocks rallied in the end. All right, there was a brief sell-off, right? Then they punched big time higher off the much more hawkish than expected or not much more maybe, but more hawkish than expected and seven hikes this year when we've been panicking about that scenario for months. So how can that now be positive? So I think that that's in a weird way. I think the market's in a state of inflation, anxiety, and pals come in and go, look, this is what we're doing. This is what we're doing. It is aggressive, but the caveat, we will be nimble. And that gives him the flexibility to keep the option on the table.  So I think, to me, it's almost like the market's this lost child feeling slightly fearful. And Dad's just come in the room and gone, look, son, this is what we're doing. And that doesn't mean Dad's always right. But the fact that he's been a little bit more assertive with the kind of comms has just meant that it's steady the ship. Do I think power's going to and the Fed are going to be right with what they're saying here in the dot plots, dot plots are never right. So no, things will change. But I think he's done what was necessary. And I think perhaps there was a bit of anxiety around the Fed are always kind of as you say, passive, cautious, they never really want to commit, but he's come out and he's been quite forthright. And I think the market required a forthright Fed chair for this meeting. Okay, fair. I kind of take a different view. I mean, he did say that a couple other sound bites here. He said that the saw the US economy as being in strong shape, and that the probability of a recession was not particularly elevated. I was quite surprised by that comment. I know that the US are more insulated from the Russia Ukraine crisis than Europe, clearly. So yeah, I get the economic risk of that is lower for the US. But you know, when we talk about commodity pricing, you know, no one's immune to that doesn't matter geographically where you sit. But so I was surprised at just how confident he was about the recession risk being not particularly elevated, I think it's more, I think the risk is higher than he said it is. And I guess with the dot plot, I guess what one thing to take away was paid. So here's, so the dot plot, just for the benefit of those that aren't 100% familiar with it. It's just very quickly. It's just the Fed officials are asked once a quarter to predict where they think interest rates will be at the end of each year. So what will rates be at the end of 2022? What will they be at the end of 2023? Where will rates be at the end of 2024? And then where will they be in the longer run? Right? So this is the dot plot and each member of the Fed is asked to plot a dot for each year. Okay. Now, if you go back to September, in September, the dots plotted for the end of 2022, okay, the dots were zero. So the Fed members in September, six months ago, were saying that the end of 2022 will have had no rate hikes at all. And they'll still be reached will still be a zero. Okay, that was in September. Fast forward three months to December. In December, the dots were saying, actually, you know what? By the end of 2022 rates will be 0.75%. We'll hike three times in 2022. Okay. Here we now are in March. And now, by the end of this year, apparently rates are going to be 2% with seven hikes. So in six months, we've gone from zero hikes in 2022 to now seven. Okay. So that's one thing. The cycle, the hiking cycle has, it actually hasn't changed the longer run. It's changed the steepness of the on-ramp of this cycle because all the dots in 2024, let's say. So even though you've seen this huge change in what will rate be at the end of 2022, you haven't seen any change at all about rates in 2024. They've stayed the same. Right. And actually in the longer run, through this six month period of this massive hawkish pivot, in the longer run, the Fed are now saying rates will be lower than they were before. In September, the dots were saying 2.5% in the longer run. Now, the dots are saying 2.4% in the longer run. So what's happened is the shape of this hiking cycle in terms of how we're expecting it to play out has dramatically changed. And it's so much steeper at the front, but actually in the end, it's the same. Right. So that's just one point I want to make. The other thing to say is, in terms of how markets react, I know all the, it's so hard for the press to, their job is to explain what happened after the event. And on Wednesday night, stocks rallied. And look, trying to explain that, I think it's incredibly difficult. I don't buy into your, Biden's being the strong man. Dad says this, you know, dad's always right. You know, we've got an inflation thing, right? We're on it. I actually, I don't, I don't buy into that. If you delve under the bonnet a bit about what stocks rallied, then I think it gets a bit more interesting. So a lot of this upside in it was that NASDAQ particularly punched higher. And actually, so you've got a list of kind of stocks that outperformed. And those are the spec tech stocks that got hammered earlier in the year because of inflation, right? And inflation erodes those future earnings. And so these spec tech got destroyed, like you were talking down 50% then 75% their stock, right? On Wednesday, they rallied hard. And that's because, well, hang on, if the Fed are going to be way more hawkish, maybe, maybe they can get hold of this inflation problem and bring inflation back down. For those stocks, particularly, inflation is way bigger risk than anything that the Russians or the Ukrainians might get up to, right? So you saw strong rally in spec tech. The other stocks that are massively higher, energy stocks on both sides of the coin, i.e. fossil fuel and green, bear up big time. And then the banking sector was rallying hard. And why? Well, great rates are going to be higher, faster. That's perfect for banks, okay? So you've got particular sectors, little pockets of the index that really do straight benefit from what happened. And they rally hard, dragging up the whole index. And then all of a sudden, your reporter at the FT's got to explain why is the whole NASDAQ up 3.5% and they're kind of scratching their head and they're not quite sure. So they come up with a narrative. I think this hawkish Fed, I don't think it's a good thing for stocks. I think you've seen some stocks rally and fine, we bounce. And on that day, you had the big news out of China, massive stimulus coming. We've got this plunge protection team getting the bat out, right? Then you had a little bit of positive ceasefire news that, all right, turned out to be maybe nothing. But my point is, there were some other big forces driving that market higher. So yeah, I'm going to beg to differ with you on the Powell front. I guess what will be really interesting is if, as you say, Xi is stubborn, if COVID becomes a greater problem in China, if that then causes a repeat, if not a worse supply chain impact from China, then what? Because this thing's going to get even worse than what's already factored in now, surely. Which is why I'm very surprised at Powell's seeming, you know, his confidence about the fact that the recession risk isn't particularly elevated. I think he's wrong. Yeah. And maybe he knows that. I'm pretty proud of what he does, but maybe, right, he's trying to be glass half full guy, because obviously he's in a position of particular importance where he's responsible for confidence levels in the system. What I find interesting from a, again, a strategy perspective as a central banker is the projections are used to forecast the medium term horizon. So let's say two years is the typical timeline. But in actuality, I don't think that that's what they, I don't think that's either purpose they serve or what the people who, or how the, let's say the committees use them. So the research team, let's say that formed the broader bank who calculate and forecast these things, I would say that's one team who has one objective, the committee then meet and it's like, right, we understand the sensitivity and context of the now and how do we engineer the payoff now because markets are pricing forward looking. And so I just wonder of like, when the actual purpose that these tools that they have are supposed to set are not actually what they serve, which is to just serve the immediacy of the issues facing now, which is obviously what it is because it is forward looking. That's right. The dot plot, which is forward guidance about the future, its primary purpose is to control confidence in the present. Right. Yeah. Which makes me think then he says what he needs to say to do to address the now and does he change and shift? Well, look, you just said six months ago. Like, yes, basically, and it can shift it again. Like I would, I would love is to sit in on one of these FOMC meetings. And I would love to be able to see what is the actual difference between what they're actually talking about behind closed doors, and then what they actually officially say in their statement. Yeah, yeah, I would love that too. And I wonder how much of the conversation is dominated by this is the economic situation of the United States economy. Or how do we think the markets are going to take this? Right. So I reckon the conversation is probably 90% the latter with 10% are those funny. Do we have to talk about the numbers again?  How do we like? I mean, the fact that they can turn around the language that needs to be used for him to convey it. I mean, the job that power has to stand there with literally a word out of turn could flip the world upside down. I mean, without pressure. Yeah. Nice. Let's let's talk about the Bank of England then just to conclude and they hike rates. So the world is is tightening at the moment. And this was the third consecutive meeting that they've hiked rates now. The interesting thing here was the market reaction. And a lot of that came out of the knee jerk reaction that unique to the Bank of England is they released a vote split. And the minutes you get the full Monty basically, when you get the Bank of England. And there was one dissenter. And it was the opposite of the Fed where Bullard's going 50. John Cunliffe, who's a deputy governor at the Bank of England said, I actually don't want to hike rates. I just want to leave them as they are. And he placed great weight on the very material negative impacts of higher commodity prices on real household incomes and activity. The idea is that higher inflation rises, the more it squeezes living standards, the lower I guess household spending power becomes that destroying demand, unemployment ticks up, gross slows, leaving companies less able to boost their prices. And some of the rationale would be, well, is inflation in itself going to take care of a lot of that rather than them having to be aggressively hiking in context, living standards in the UK are falling at the fastest rate since the 1970s oil shock, the National Institute of the Economic and Social Research, NISA, they expect the UK to be in a recession in the final half of this year. I mean, I'm sure you've had your energy bill through peers at this point. Got hit with that. And look, I mean, I don't want to joke about it because this is going to have a dramatic impact on many UK households when those energy bills come in and that the price, that whole tariff hike situation, that's not to April, isn't it? So the impact that we're seeing now is just from the energy squeeze that we're seeing or have been. So it's going to get even worse than what it's at at the moment, which is just incredible. But yeah, just wanted to get your take on where we're at with the BOE in the UK at the moment. So the Bank of England in their statement, the key thing, I mean, the sterling dropped, right? Well, they hiked rates again, third meeting in a row, but sterling devalued. And yeah, so it's about the future rate trajectory. And what the big change in the statement was that they're no longer saying like they have done in previous meetings, further tightening is likely, is what they said in previous meetings. Now they're saying some further modest tightening in monetary policy might be needed. Because that's basically they're saying, we've hiked three times, it's actually taken rates back to 0.75%, which by the way, is back to the highest interest rates have been in the UK since 2008. And it's like, they're saying, right, that's that's it. You know, we're actually going to stop now because the recession risk is looming, they're very I think they're judging the economic situation much better than the US, I guess for once, for once, once, once the Bank of England right in front here, right on the policy cycle, they've hiked three times. I mean, the Fed have literally, they've just hiked once, right? So the Bank of England have already hiked three times. And now they're already going, actually, you know what, let's put the brakes on, which is what I think's going to happen in the over in the US, by the way, they say seven hikes, whatever. Fine, they might hike three times and then we'll be into a recession like that. Okay, but I guess it's almost like steepening the front end of this hikening curve. It's almost like they're going, God, we better get some rate hikes in quick, before the recession comes so that then we can cut again. And this is a very typical, if you take out all of the ups and the downs and the crises and the geopolitics and everything else, it is very normal for a central bank to be behind the inflation curve. A very normal economic cycle is the central bank hiked too slowly, inflation gets too high, they try and catch up, but make matters worse and we have a recession. And look, it's just happening again. I just think it's happening again in a bit more volatile way because inflation has gone off the scale and fine, you've got all this commodity price inflation and you've got supply chain issues with COVID, but take all of that out and it is quite normal what's happening here. And so I think the Bank of England are out in front, they've hiked three times, they're going, let's put the brakes on, we're going to have a recession. And that's what you saw in the meeting on Wednesday. And Stirling's trading the lowest, new lows, actually it's making the, Stirling's the lowest it's been since, yeah for 18 months now, or maybe it's 15 months, one of the two. But anyway, right, we're down to levels we haven't seen since 2020. And that's definitely being, you know, a reflection of that idea that the Bank of England have already, the rate-hiking cycle's done. The massive three hikes, that's all they can do these days. So maybe we're at the top of the cycle in the UK. All right, well, look, we are just clocking the time. I think we should call it a day on today's episode, but yeah, covered quite a bit of ground there and there's quite a few links I said I would share as well. So yeah, if you click on the actual description of the episode, you're about to locate those down at the bottom. But yeah, we'll leave it there for this week. Lots of disagreement, which is a nice way to kick off the weekend. But yeah, hope everyone stays safe and enjoy the sunshine and see you next week for the next episode. Thanks, Piers. Have a good weekend.


This is Ronald Coleman inviting you to join Mrs. Coleman and me for the next half hour when our sponsors, the brewers of Schlitz beer, present the halls of Ivy. Five good beer, two as millions of people are doing all over the country. As for Schlitz, the beer that made Milwaukee famous. Schlitz tastes so good to so many people that it's the largest selling beer in America. It has to be fine to be first. It is in the town of Ivy USA. The annual theatrical production of the Athenaeum Club is only a few weeks away. So far, against all tradition, there's been no announcement about what play they're doing. It's unthinkable, of course, that they should not do the importance of being earnest, the rivals, Lady Windermere's fan or something equally public domain. But who knows, even at the home of Dr. William Todd Hunter Hall, the president of Ivy, it's under discussion. With the authority of her years at the English Theatre, Victoria Cromwell Hall says... Frankly, Toddy, I'm a little hurt. I'm mortified and mystified too. Why, my darling? Well, usually the Athenaeums are around here right after Christmas to ask my advice on plays and casting. This year, I just sit in the window, twitching the curtains, and what happens? Nothing. Well, that may be what they'll put on as a result of their negligence. Nothing. A play in no acts by Raymond Zero, starring Gladys Absent. Costumes by Edith Nobody. Book and lyrics by Don Empty and Nat Vacant. Watch for opening May the 33rd. But Vicki, as for the Athenaeums, I have been snooping. When? That's my department. Women are permitted to snoop. But when a man does it, it's called checking the background. Well, at any rate this afternoon, I allowed myself to wonder. In fact, I rather steered myself in the general direction of the Athenaeum Club, hoping they'd be rehearsing. Hoping they'd left a window shade up. There is some rising old joke we used to have about an old rake in a grass widow. But, fortunately, I can't remember how it goes. Well, that's just as well, darling. No, they didn't leave a single peephole. Stage-struck hall was foiled. Oh, it's too bad. And you must have noticed over the years that I am very beserved with a tenderest cut of ham. I've always been sure there's a real affinity. Well, you mean that... I certainly do. I'm sure you would. I haven't the slightest doubt. I've been an actor. If you hadn't been a college president, which you're better than anyone else is at it. Good heavens, what construction?  I did. I only criticize your English at rare intervals, but your personal architecture is a constant source of admiration. This, however, concerns your syntax. My syntax, I'll have you know, is paid up to June 15. Now, I was merely saying that had you not been an excellent college president, you would undoubtedly have been an equally excellent actor. That's better. You see, the use of the participle is one of... I would. You really think I'd have been a good actor? My own figure's too late even now. We'll make the rounds over the Broadway producers. Cromwell and Hall. I'm taking top billing on account of my greater experience. I don't know why top billing is so important to you theatre people. What difference does it make? Whose name comes first? Oh, dear innocent lamb. Well, theatrically, this is a very basic thing. Now, let me demonstrate. I wish you would. Ever hear of Barnum and Bailey? Of course. Phineas T. Barnum. T for Taylor. Eminent showman, psychologist and cynic. Author of and profiting hugely from the famous dictum, the Zersucker born every minute. Prince of Hamburg and shrewd promoter of those renowned personalities, Tom Thumb, Jenny Lind, Jumbo the Elephant, and the fraudulent Cardiff Giant. Excellent. So much for Barnum, who got top billing. Now, tell me about Bailey, who was billed second. I see what you mean. Thank you, teacher. Well, you're quite welcome. Very bright pupil. Now then, what happened at the Athenaeum Club? Nothing. From the play of the same name by Raymond Zero. Well, all right. If you'll roll me my crystal ball, I'll tell you what happened. I'm a medium, you know. Uh-huh. How's business? Medium. It's always been my policy to strike a happy medium, but in your case, madam, I restrain myself. So read the ball. Read the crystal ball, Fatima. Well, I see a man. I cannot make out what his name is, but his initials are Clarence Wellman. Well, you certainly can't expect me to pay for a reading about anyone with such revolting initials. Well, if I don't think of a name, I won't charge you. Good. This man, however, is about to charge you. Well, it's his privilege. He opened the account himself. He will charge that you have assailed his dignity, undermined his pomposity, and generally offended his squeakishness by coming to the assistance of the Athenaeum players. Well, that's ridiculous. They won't even let me in. He will state that although he had definitely cancelled this evening's scheduled rehearsal, because he found it necessary to use their hall for a business meeting, you have found it necessary to oppose him and coddle the aspiring actors by finding them other quarters in which to rehearse. This man considers this over and above your jurisdiction. Well, I consider it over and above his to interfere with rehearsals. Why doesn't he have the business meeting in his own house? Or in his office? Why won't he stand for it? Have you done any of these things he's accusing you of? I've never even heard of them. Then what are you mad at? I don't know. You're too good an actress. I thought it was all true. It is. Jimmy Thornton told me all about it this afternoon, throwing them out, I mean. So I tried a new arrangement of furniture in the living room. It looks quite nice. And it'll work out all right as a stage. You mind? Mind, my dear. I simply marvel at the spectacular luck which brought me you. But I suspect you... You do? A little. The mountain didn't come to Muhammad, but... Uh, yes. So if they couldn't find a hall to work with, in one place it was suggested that they might find two halls somewhere else, right? Right. I don't know that you'll find the lighting just right, ladies and gentlemen. Nor all the necessary crops. Props, Toddy, props. Oh, yes, thank you. Nor all the necessary props, but you're most welcome here. Work as long as you want. And as loud. Well, you don't know what a break this is for us, Dr. Hall. You've saved our lives. Dr. Hall. Yes, what is it, Roger? Is that old poop the right to throw us out? That old... Poop, Toddy. I'm sorry, Doctor. I mean, Mr. Wellman. Well, frankly, I don't think he has. Although I understand Mr. Poopman... I mean, Mr. Wellman... has put up a great deal of money for the modern development of the classic drama. But that's the whole purpose of the Athenaeum Club. Why doesn't he throw his business meeting out then? Why have you kept the name of this year's production such a secret? Well, frankly, Mrs. Hall, we wanted to keep the whole thing dark until it was too late to do anything about it. We don't think that Mrs. Hall would disagree with it. Hmm, I'd like to find out before commenting on that whether this is a frankly dirty play or just one appealing to the lower intellect. Well, before I ask anything about the play, does Mr. Wellman know what it is? Yes, sir. Ah, and how did he find out? He followed the gas man in when he came to read the meter. Then he didn't leave, and right in the middle of the biggest scene in the play, a closet door opened, Wellman walked out and said, Disgraceful, utterly disgraceful, this is not Shakespeare. Don't bother, I can find my own way out. Swam the door. Shakespeare? Is it Shakespeare? Let's put it this way, Doctor. The Athenaeum Club is supposed to go in for modern development of the classic drama. Yeah, that's right. Well, we just take the word modern seriously, that song. You don't mean that you've rewritten Shakespeare? We've thrown him out all together. For the first time in my life, William, I'm thinking of going into business with Mr. Wellman. Yes, well, I think before you boys and girls go to work, it's advisable that we learn a little bit more about what's really going on. What play are you doing? Romeo and Juliet. Romeo and Juliet. It's a slight switcheroo, out of respect to the original author. This is a modern play? Well, our way it is. I hope the festival of Britain doesn't get wind of this author. My end up as the year the tight little island came loose. We just think that a modern paraphrase of the great old love story will get understanding from a lot of people who'd feel otherwise that the classic drama was being shoved down their throats. Well, you must know all of you that Mrs. Hall and I are most interested in the theatre and any of its developments. Personally, I've always felt that the most interesting thing development of the theatre in the past decade has been Mrs. Hall. Oh, what a nice switch in the conversation. Let's pursue the subject, unless you feel that marriage ends the pursuit. Oh, I don't see how you could possibly have given it up, Mrs. Hall. The theatre, I mean. Really, Hazel? Well, take another look at the doctor. Oh, I'd love it. Hello, Dr. Hall. Yes, Hazel. That's enough. That's just one look, I said. There's no reason to go mad. I don't like to divert this new and charming conversational tangent, but we were talking about the theatre. Well, I just thought Mrs. Hall must miss it, that's all. It is my sincere hope that she misses it like a hole in the... well, like an aperture in the medulla oblongata. Which has nothing to do with our sincere regard for the field of dramatic art. It provides meat and drink for the emotional appetite of mankind, and affords an opportunity for expression which nothing else in our culture can completely satisfy. The fourth wall of the stage is the fourth dimension of the roaming spirit. Yes, a statement which I must examine closely sometime to see if it makes any sense whatsoever. You've proved that you feel that way, doctor, by letting us come here. Well, that may be. Mr. Wellman, however, must not be lightly dismissed. If I am to be attacked for my cooperation, I must see that it is not blind cooperation. So, get to work, you people. You have your first audience and no coaching, Vicky. Oh, I wouldn't dare coach Shakespeare. A friend of mine once said, if I ever tempered with any work of the bard, it would be the shaming of the true. Well, don't worry, Mrs. Hall. It isn't Shakespeare. It's me. I wrote it. Hmm. For one who has tampered with the immortal works of Shakespeare, you appear quite unabashed.  Well, it is a pretty complete switch from the original, Dr. Hall. You see, my julio is in overalls, and, uh, Romiet has a dust cloth in one hand and her budget book in the other. You see, doctor? Yes, but it's a... The reminiscent of the burlesque bit, Mrs. Hall does, entering up a stage left with feather duster and saying, Well, here it is, 12 o'clock, and the master and mistress not yet home from the ball. Oh, I see the robbers have left the piano in the woods. So now is my chance to do my little song and dance. No, it isn't quite that burlesque. It's, uh, it's a story of the eternal conflict. It's a saga of the tenements.  No, no, no, Vicky, no. Well, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Dye. It just slipped out. I shouldn't try those with the British accent. Um, what made me think of it was a certain individual who won't give anybody an even break, even a saga. Oh, you're so right, Mrs. Hall. Mr. Wellman expresses great love for the Athenaeum Club generally and absolutely hates this play specifically. He thinks it breaks a tradition. Well, I'm breaking one myself by agreeing with him, but I must say he's right about that. I should like to hear some of it. We don't have enough of the cast to give you very much. Unless Mrs. Hall might help us out. Oh, I wouldn't think of it. Unless you happen to have a script right with you and are ready to start right now. Here's one, and we are. Let's take it from Act One, Scene Two. That's you, Jimmy.  Giving the author the first chance at his own words. Apple polisher. Oh, it's in free verse. Yes. All right. Here we go. The dreamer dreams in canyon steel and stone where monstrous shapes rush heedless through the hours and night finds no remittment of the day. Of press and crush and sound and ring of steel and though the shriek and roar hold highest pitch, the beat of human heart can still be heard by one who listens with his own and human thought can arrow through the din as if it were sped by keen and savage eye to take a quarry long and lightly stalked. You read it too fast. Study. All right, Mrs. Hall. This is where Romeo comes to the window. Oh, yeah.  For when a man jests with his kiss, a kiss is just a jest and true love pauses foot in door until the joke does end for sentiment and wit are cousins much too near and cannot wed. And right here a truck breaks to a fast stop in the street below. There's a screech of brakes. That's, um, that's my part. I'll do the screech. Screech. Go on, Jim. Well, then... Oh, good. Here's the rest of the cast in just in time. Your screech was Julio's cue. I'll go. Must be halfway through his first speech. You could have heard that cue for miles. Dr. Hall. Why, Mr. Wellman, do come in. I will not come in. I will simply tell you that while you may feel at your duty to personally sponsor extracurricular activities, I do not. I do not approve of this theatrical project, not at all. And I believe the board will agree with me. Well, come in, Mr. Wellman. You said that. Well, I know, but we're still outside. Don't bother, Dr. Hall. I know my own way in. Mrs. Hall, I can only stay a minute. I wish to speak to Dr. Hall. Where is he? Where is he? How should I know where he is? Didn't he meet you at the door? The door? Oh, the door, yes. Of course he did. Oh, excuse me, Mrs. Hall. Of course. Ah, Mr. Wellman. This thought is Schlitz, the beer that made Milwaukee famous. More people like the taste of Schlitz than any other beer. That's why Schlitz is the largest selling beer in America. This may not be as easy to take as a good glass of beer, but what a fact leads to that very pleasure and it's well worth adjusting. Now, this is what we mean. Schlitz beer tastes so good to so many people that it's the largest selling beer in America. That's right. In America, in fact, throughout the world, more people prefer Schlitz than any other brand of beer. Now, perhaps you're wondering whether Schlitz really tastes as good as all that. Of course, the answer is always the same. Try Schlitz for yourself and see. Find out why more and more people are changing to Schlitz every day.  It has to be fine to be first. Dr. and Mrs. Hall, three of the Athenaeum Club's most prominent players, and Mr. Wellman, all facing each other with a very definite tension in the air. The rehearsal of which Mr. Wellman interrupted has come to a complete stop. Would you like to step into my study, Mr. Wellman? I would like to stay right where I am, Dr. Hall. I do not approve of this rehearsal. It's a sacrilege. That's what it is, a parody of Shakespeare's sacrilege. Well, it's a rather strong term, I think. A dramatic indiscretion, perhaps. A theatrical error, maybe, and quite possibly a literary novelty of some quality. We can't tell until we've heard it.  We can't go on, Dr. Hall. We're up to Julio's cue now. Julio? Dramatic impertinence. Romeo yet in Julio. Disgusting. What about Julio, Jim? He's not here. Oh. Uh, Mr. Wellman. What is it, Mrs. Hall? Would you mind holding this script for a minute? Why, no. If you thought that is... What script? Well, here you are. It's open to page nine. That's Julio's cue. What a shame he isn't here. Personally, I think we may count it among our blessings. You've heard him read the part, Mr. Wellman. Yes. He doesn't like his performance. No, it had none of the classic quality. Of course, with these words. Have you read the play? Certainly not. What an unpleasant idea. Read it. Futh. You've long been a Shakespearean enthusiast, Mr. Wellman. May I make a suggestion? If you care too. Since Julio did not come up to specification, would it be a good idea if someone else read the part? If there's any part to read and somebody to read it, someone let us say with a loud voice and no conscience whatsoever. Well, let's... Let's find out. How? You are Julio, Mr. Wellman. What? I am a truck. I will now give you your cue.  Are you trying to embarrass me? I, Clarence Wellman, collector of Shakespearean, I read this trashy burlesque. Why not? This matter may become of grave importance to the college. The entire town waits for the annual production of Athenaeum. This is the only true path to evaluation. As a member of the Board of Governors, can you close the door on a possible hit? Oh, come on, Mr. Wellman. I'd love to play Romeo to your Julio. It'll be fun. Well, after all, I'm a member... This is not exactly my... You would. Are you playing Julio... Romeo? Well, tonight I am. Let's try it. Cue, William. I'm a truck. It screeches to a stump. Screech! Good heavens! What's the matter? Well, nothing, nothing, Mr. Wellman. It's very realistic, darling. I could almost smell burnt brake lining. Thank you, darling. I'd rather doubt that there's a very gaudy future for a thespian who specializes in truck screeches. But go ahead. You're cute, Julio. Oh, Mr. Wellman. What is it, young man? Well, I guess I'll have to take over the director's job for now. This is where Julio has just climbed onto the top of his truck where he stands in overall speaking to his lady love, who's at her second floor window. You'll have to project a little. Project? He means your voice. Let it ring out. Oh. Ahem. Ah, Romeo, framed as you are. That window should be sent across the world to feed the hungry spirits of those who starve for beauty. Although it would lead for me an aching void through which my love and yearning fancies would whirl an echo through your empty house so either you come out or I go in and leave the art-star drill for malnutrition. My hunger for you is here. There's is there. And between the there and the here there's only the here I hear. So there. Why, Mr. Wellman? Remarkable. All you mean, it was good? I can truthfully say I never heard anything like it. Now are you sure, Mr. Wellman, that you haven't done a great deal of this? Good heavens, I haven't been on the stage in 40 years and then only, well, a couple of minstrel shows. But they did say I was a born end man. Yes, I've said that. But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, did you really think I did it all right? It was remarkable. You see, Victoria, this interest in the Athenaeum Club is far more than academic. That may be, Dr. Hall, but I must ask you a question. This stuff I have just read. This is playwrighting. Mr. Wellman, who knows about a play? Do you think Shakespeare knew the first time he ever tried? Do you think Shaw knew? I take that back. He probably did. What were those lovely lines by Thomas Aldrich, darling? You were quoting the other day. Something about, uh, you do poets and their song. Oh, yes, you, you do poets and their song agree was wrong. If your own soul does not bring to their high imagining as much beauty as they sing. Oh, Dr. Hall. Yes, Hazel. Oh, that was just beautiful. Couldn't you be in our play? Well, I, if you, if you think... No, no, no, you don't. No, you found one actor straight from heaven already tonight. No more insight. Mrs. Hall, did you really like the way I read those lines? Mr. Wellman, I think you were laboring under a severe handicap. Of course. I'm familiarity with the pot. No, no, you sound as though you live for the pot all your life. I meant the acoustics. Now, for your kind of projection, you need a much larger hall. Larger hall? You'd like yourself so much better. I was quite satisfied. A larger hall, huh? I still don't feel that I've heard enough of this play to judge it. Couldn't we plan a more full rehearsal tomorrow? Why, sure, Doctor. I don't imagine Julio will be well enough to be there. Will he, Jimmy? Well enough, why, he feels fine. Throat, I mean, it's throat. It's quite bad, isn't it, Jimmy?  Terrible. Probably have to be operated. It's terribly ambivalent. Yeah, that's enough. That's enough. Well, I thought he'd be too ill to come. Well, I guess that leaves it up to you, Mr. Wellman. Now, where should we have the rehearsal? The Athenaeum Club, naturally. Where else? Splendid. I must be going. Mrs. Hall, do you mind if I take this copy of the script with me? Take it with you? Dear Mr. Wellman. I not only want you to take it with you. I want you to read it out loud. Over and over. Give it everything. Project. I want you to be Julio. So just rehearse and rehearse and rehearse. Oh, I shall. I shall. Oh, when one has a knack for something, one should be prepared to... Well, good night. Good night. Good night. So either you come out to like a win and leave the art all alone. Girls, you're back in the Athenaeum. The pressure's off. The business conference in the interest of art will find other quarters. The only difficulty might be getting your original Julio back in the show. Oh, I think that'll work out. How? Trust me, dear. Well, Mr. and Mrs. Machiavelli. That was a beautiful object lesson in teamwork. That Wellman, did you ever see such a ham in your life? Well, I'm worried. We got him in. How do we get him out? Well, let's just wait. My wife seems to have ample confidence in her own powers. You know, there must be something in the training one gets from the theatre. Certain ruthlessness, a spirit of survival. Devil will take the hindmost. And if for the hindmost, you mean Mr. Wellman, the endman? We're offering the devil an engraved invitation. Dr. Hall speaking. Oh, yes, yes. Good morning. Oh, I'm extremely sorry to hear that. How unfortunate. And everyone was hoping that... Yeah, yes, I see. Yes, I shall inform everyone concerned. And thank you so much for calling. Goodbye. Not Mr. Wellman. Mrs. Wellman. Mm-hmm. Poor man. You know, sometimes that condition hangs on for days and days. What condition? Well, the one Mrs. Wellman told you about. About Mr. Wellman. Now his voice is gone and he can't make the rehearsals. Now you better get the original actor for it. The Victorian. Yes, darling? Well, when you instructed Mr. Wellman to take the script home and read it over and over, loudly, all night, if necessary, you knew... Oh, no, I didn't know. But when someone with an untrained voice shouts all night, it puts quite a strain on the larynx. So I didn't really know. I just hoped. Darling, you frighten me. I just give you his vanity. A little adjustment. Well, there's a certain amount of ham in every one, dear. But that fulsome flattery... Didn't you ever hear of a sugar cured ham? There's beer on your mind. Your best thought is Schlitz, the beer that made Milwaukee famous. More people like the taste of Schlitz than any other beer. That's why Schlitz is the largest selling beer in America. Ladies and gentlemen, Ronald Coleman has been named Radio Chairman for Public Schools Week to be observed from April 23rd to 28th. And here, speaking for the California Teachers Association, is Dr. Lionel De Silva, Dr. De Silva. Mr. Coleman, the California Teachers Association Southern Section takes pleasure in presenting you with this scroll in recognition of meritorious service to public education and thereby to American youth. Well, thank you very much, Dr. De Silva and the California Teachers Association. It's a great honor to receive this scroll. I'd like to quote the words of General Eisenhower. The American public school is the principal training ground for informed American citizenship. To neglect our school system could be more disastrous to all our freedoms than the most formidable arm to salt in our physical defenses. Words to remember during Public Schools Week when you are invited to visit the schools and to become better acquainted with the teachers. 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