Alright guys if anything crazier than what happened in the last episode happens today I'm walking out this room and we are done with this show man because I can't take it anymore. You ready? Yeah, let's go Let's go Break your chains like Stevie Nicks Yeah, and it's a damn shame also with a good die young everybody We were like opposite of everybody we didn't cheer apparently so Yeah, man, so apparently we didn't cheer when Joffrey died and most of us because like I knew when Joffrey Died there's gonna be so much anxiety like in general like it's not only do you have to wonder who did that then like the realm Just goes crazy and to me that was just stressful and it gave me anxiety and also sursy because like you know I have I have a son so like When when Joffrey gets on the screen though because so many people are wondering like why in the world am I rooting for Joffrey, right? It's not that root for Joffrey like I hope he dies a horrible death as he as he did It's just the fact that like him on the screen is just like first-class entertainment, right? Kind of like Ramsey. I like that dude. No, he's annoying. I just like him cuz he's so evil.  So it's all good whenever we hit y'all's favorite episode though Can you all like comment like this is my favorite episode? Yo, man I asked you guys sorry we're gonna get into the zone in a minute guys This is our chance to talk right here So but I asked you guys man I say yo how many times have y'all seen this series front and back so many people answer that which is sick But then someone offered up that their favorite Moment in the series was when the house talking about the chickens So let me know what is your favorite scene? And if it's something that we haven't discovered yet at least tell me what it is Yeah, oh right where we put all here guys Whoa, whoa, whoa, was that the idiot? I knew she was gonna bother gates of the city sees every ship in the harbor that looks bad on her part either way You know no one leaves the capital. Oh, this guy crazy. Oh my god. I didn't have time Where's he taking her the shots? What if we're my name? Are they in are they in flea bottom? My mother was born in flea bottom. Can I get a bowl of brown on my way out? Where are we going somewhere safe Or girl like who do you trust? I gotta get on this boat.  He offered the family jewels No, what are you talking about? He offered that necklace. Yeah, and it really was that Dang he rode to the foggiest place ever, didn't he? Whose boat is this so did he orchestrate that? I don't know what you'd be down little finger. Don't you have a boat? He does. Oh my god. You're smart. Oh Well, I'd be so disappointed.  Are you saved me? I can see though. My lady. He followed my orders money buys a man's silence for a time Bolt in the heart buys it forever. Oh, wow. I mean, it's true though.  What did I once tell you about the capital? They lie in rule Come my lady. I know you've had a difficult day, but you're safe now. Tough lesson ain't it? Wow So did he do it?  I'd sat next to it dinners tedious gatherings There he was lying on a table One of my husbands preferred the company of men and was stabbed through the heart Another was happiest torturing animals and was poisoned at our wedding feast. I must be cursed. No sounds like it circumstances have improved much You may not have enjoyed watching him die, but you enjoyed it more than you would have enjoyed being married to him I can promise you that I would have been the queen our alliance with the lannisters You did wonderful work on joffrey. The next one should be easier. She didn't poison him. Did she I don't know That was kind of weird, right? That was a weird exchange.  Oh, or is it gonna be him? It means I'll become king. Yes You will become king. What kind of king do you think you'll be good king? I think so as well You've got the right temperament for it But what makes a good king great place for the speech, right? That is a good king's little lesson Important quality. This is hardly the place all the time right Holiness bail all the blessed was holy He ended up fasting himself into an early grave because food was of this world and this world was sinful Justice Yeah, good king must be just or is the first was just Everyone applauded his reforms But he wasn't just for long He was murdered in his sleep after less than a year by his own brother Was that truly just of him to abandon his subjects to an evil that he was too gullible to recognize? No, no, what about strength? Yes, king robert was strong. He's so young, right? He's gonna have to be king And he attended three small council meetings in 17 years We have a man who starves himself to death A man who lets his own brother murder him and a man who thinks that winning and ruling are the same thing What do they all lack wisdom? Yes Wisdom is what makes a good king and you're too young is wisdom Experience hand it over a wise king knows what he knows and what he doesn't A wise young king listens to his counselors and he's there a vice until he comes of age So basically he said listen to me Your brother was not a wise king Your brother was not a good king if he had been perhaps he'd still be alive Well, as the king you will have to marry. Do you understand why? Straight to politics, huh? Taufry didn't even like have one moment Well, he's been dead this hour and for a minute since he was yelling at him in public in front of everybody Mm-hmm. How are you? I'm all right. You are you will be I'll see to that. I hope he does a good job I have like confidence in him. I'm so nervous now All of you sir. He's gonna end up snapping especially on jayme. This is a sad moment because that's their kid Mr. Ian he killed him He told me he would the day will come when you think you are safe and happy and the ashes in her mouth Remember when he said that? Oh my gosh, he did say that didn't he that is suspicious what he said to me. You saw it You saw a joff point at him just before Fend him Whoa, he can't do that. No, that's my brother But see jayme's not gonna do it because he's starting to get woken up to the fact that like You know what I'm saying that she's really just using him in a way. I don't even know what to think about this right now Oh the manipulation She's manipulating him. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. She don't like him. She thinks he's gross and unsee Oh, this is so like creepy No I need a little time to process what I just saw I'll speak on that later. What in the world? Where are we?  I think you don't have a map. I don't have a map Maybe we should get one. I just point out the next map shop. You see and I'll buy you one How far is it's the eerie I want you there as soon as I can Yeah, get my gold Be on my way. On your way. Where? Where do you care? Was she in ratchets? Yeah, I just put it on some ratchets like a rabbit That is the sell sword that concerns could be seems like a good fit for me. You're better than that hound My bravers. That's Dario's thing. I have friends there. What? Tell me blessings to you What do you want? What do I want? This is my land if I'm standing on it is my land. We were just watering the horses We'll be on our way forgive my father. He was wounded fighting in the war Our cottage burned down while he was gone and my mother with it. Good job. Are you saying which house did he fight for? The tullies of river run there's a storm coming. You'll be wanting a roof tonight This fresh air barn and Sally here makes rabbits chew just like her mom used to do We don't have much but any man that bled for house tully is welcome to it So loyal I just said it would just be on your way They're so hungry Geez bro Oh no, she does it Why is he like her dad looking? Yeah, that dynamic sort of just crept up didn't they look the same like So he's down but not really The river lands well we had good years and bad years same as anyone but we were safe now with a phrase Raiders come plundering steal our food steal our silver was gonna send Sally north to stay with my brother But the north's no better. You got any hail Oh I know Confessing his life like he said talk about wine and dying boys Looked like you could really swing that sword real warrior as raiders wouldn't stand a chance against you And if any thieves came looking for easy pickings one look at you. I bet they'd run the other way There you go be a sell sword meaning no offense. I feel like he's about to be mean one of your pay I don't have much but I have hidden a bit of silver from the bandits Fair wages for fair work.  No Fair wages for fair work No carrier development. Oh no not him and the chickens. Uh-oh Bro, you can't trust the hair. I thought he said he wasn't a thief I he took us in he's a good man. His daughter makes a nice shoe and they'll both be dead come winter You don't know that I do know it. He can't protect himself. They'll both be dead come winter dead man don't need silver Plenty worse than me. I just understand the way things are How many stars they got to behead before you figure it out that scene was just so good Like the acting in that was just as good as you'll ever see. They just the banter between those two is amazing.  You're not lying I'll never forget the way it's screened. Oh You're the only one that saw it and they all think you're just a what? A wildly My father hated that word. It's not a very nice word I suppose makes me sound a bit dangerous, doesn't it when they're too when they're together. I'm always smiling I don't know why because they're just so like because there's hope for the future. Yeah No one bothering you get a lot of looks I hear them making their jokes, but no one's touched me if that's what you mean I worry about it sometimes all the time. Why do you worry about it? 100 men one woman. They've got other things to think about. That's the only thing they think about There's a hundred men lying awake at night picturing you. What about you? Worry about you Thank you for what for worrying about me. I don't know If you're safe here, maybe You'd be safer in molestown. Are you bored of me? This is your opportunity. I want to protect you. That's pretty good. I'll get these to hug Keep my own little Sam Little Sam I think he's kind of right though. Yeah 300 percent. I wouldn't have you up there with a hundred dudes You're wild and I'll send you back to flea bottom Why would I be a flea bottom to begin with?  What do you make of that? Joffrey the usurper Joffrey Baratheon.  That is crazy though man to a no opportunity. Okay, but he already did it To take advantage of it. We'll find you an army of grace. I've been working day and night But progress of you may I've rallied house peas breed your course peas worry What's that British football team from the silly nannies the silly nannies doesn't it sounds like he recruited a bunch of imbeciles Westeros is not the world you're grace. We need to look east for ships and men 10 000 skilled soldiers fight for the golden company the golden company never broken a contract They're sell swords. We're willing to use blood magic to put you on the throne But we're not willing to pay meant to fight the red woman's magic is real her visions and prophecies may be too But I've never heard of visions and prophecies winning a war soldiers win wars soldiers on the ground It's dirty on the ground. We don't have any gold if I do not press my claim My claim will be forgotten. I will not become a page in someone else's history book So when he lost on the black water that really like destroyed faith in his cause Well, no whenever she started dropping them leeches.  You'll never read well if you move your lips. That's how children do it The life and adventures of elio grievous first sword of bravo Thank you very much. Thank you very much It's full of sword fights and pirates. You were a pirate once.  You're not doing it, right? Well said Oh, he just had a epiphany Isn't that where little finger got the money for king's landing was the iron bank that he just said Mm-hmm. Yeah, it was it was because Tyrion's all it in the ledger You should write it yourself. It's good practice It's too important for me. I need a smart person to do it Form to the offices of the iron bank of bravos from stannis baratheon the one true king of westeros That's not you I need to get their attention Oh, so he's doing it in stannis's name asking for like a loan or something Maybe seems like he'd have to run that by stannis though, right stannis might not like that He might have to run it by stannis andra. I don't know if that's a better place for her She's loofing Thank you. What's his name? Sam. Lovely. Ooh Is that a daddy? No Where's the daddy? He's dead Where are you from? North of here North of here? There ain't none north of here. This has the wall, right?  She'll clean and cook and look after the other girl's baby Find other work for her too No, what's that worth? That'd be money Give you a piece of it Sam the pimp Oh, so that's like a raffle That's the one that the night's watcher goes to Dude, if that's if that's not uh, yeah gross, bro Flea bottom is worse than that No, the night's watch they go to the one and what's it called like mole rat or something Right, but when I picture what they do slimy Islam, I take it flea bottom Oh, yeah, that's that's my mama worse You'll be safer here He's gonna protect you at castle black, me You protected me north of the wall They're brothers of the night's watch and I can't just stab them in the back and I can't run away Which is what we did at crasters. You have to trust me It's for the best best for you He really doesn't have much of a choice. So does he right?  Would you like to see nothing? Oh, thank you. There you go at all. We think the same No, I wouldn't even want to be in that room. I'm sorry about your grandson I don't believe that a child is responsible for the sins of his father or his grandfather Irrigating me Lord tywin somebody if the king choked the king was poisoned. I hear you studied poisons at the citadel I did. This is why I know your hatred for my family is Rather well known you arrive at the capital and expert in poisoning some days later my grandson eyes of pretty thus as well Right, but it's just a queen though, right you spoke with tyrant in this very brothel on the day that you arrived What did you discuss you think we conspired together? What did you discuss the death of my sister?  Should I be concerned? You are unarmed and unguarded because you know me better than that Wisdom if I cut your throat today, I will be drawn in quarter tomorrow Man at war commit all kinds of crimes without their superior's knowledge. So you deny Involvement in alias murder categorically. Whatever you say tywin. We'll go take it out with the mountain then I'd like to speak with you here we go. There you go. I'm sure he would enjoy speaking with you Might not enjoy it as much as he thinks he would I could arrange for this meeting But you want something in return? There will be a trial for my son. Three judges will render a verdict I will preside Mace tyrell will service the second judge. I would like you to be the third Why not long ago the tyrells sided with renly bereffin declared themselves enemies of the throne now They are our strongest allies. They made the tyrell girl a queen Asking me to judge at your son's trial isn't quite as tempting I would also invite you to sit on the small council. Thanks.  So he's trying to get the door and army basically, right? Basically, yeah I never realized you had such respect for door lord tywin We are not seven kingdoms until dawn returns to the fold the king is dead the gray joys are an open rebellion A wildly army marches on the wall and in the east a Targaryen girl has three dragons News to him, huh? Oh Turn her eyes to westeros only the dornish managed to resist egg and Targaryen and his dragons We're saying you need us. How do they do that? That must be hard for you to admit We need each other you help me serve justice to the king's assassins And I will help you serve justice to elias, but he thinks that's you. Aww Aww Apologies for the stench. I brought you some wine my lord, but they took it from me noble effort I didn't find the candles though quill some parchment.  I've heard nothing my lord What are they saying about me out there? You ought to stand trial in a fortnight for murdering the king Do you believe I murdered Joffrey? No my lord. You didn't. No Gods no world is a better place without him, but I had nothing to do with it I would like to think if I were arranging a royal assassination I plan it in such a way that I wouldn't be standing there gawking like a fool when the king died Trial in a fortnight. What is a fortnight? I just thought I meant it after a hundred deaths I'm not exactly sure what that means. Cool. Some of those questions. I've always sort of wondered though I think I think about that every time I play fortnight Who would vote exactly as my father tells him to vote prince obron of dawn Give it to my father never fails to take advantage of a family tragedy I'm supposed to get a list of names from you my lord Anyone who might testify on your behalf? Oh, I can call my own witnesses. How generous of them everywhere my wife sansa She's gone. Gone. No one's seen her since the wedding.  Oh shoot. Yeah. Yes. Thank you finger. Did it? Yes, my lord I don't know they they the ominous they Man pulling the strings or woman my father. Maybe Joffrey was too much work for him sweet tommy It's so much easier to handle. Yeah, maybe I didn't even think about that. Yeah I assume it's my sister that had a hand in it. Well, obviously I don't think sir little finger did it right? I don't know. No, we don't know Well, he was in on it right. He's somehow involved. I think King's landing the sansa. Yeah, that was that would have been too coincidental There is could vouch for me if he dead. He's already been called as a witness for the queen, of course Fetch a brawn. I have a job for him. I've already asked my lord. They won't let him see you. Why not? They say he's a known cutthroat and you're close associate. He's under investigation himself My brother, they at least allow me to see Jamie. I'll ask my lord. What a good squire So he's basically the warrior The squire What is it? There's something else my lord. Oh, no, what else? A man I didn't know his face. He came to ask if I testified against you said I'd be named sir Podrick Payne if I told the judges you bought a poison called the strangler Sir Podrick Payne says sir illan. It's a nice ring to it, but sir illan can't talk I didn't tell them anything my lord. Are you going to accept their offer? My lord. Testifying against me wasn't a suggestion. They can't tempt you with honey They choose something less sweet. You've been good to me my lord.  This is farewell. Oh, right Everyone who could testify for him has to go Let's never lift a more loyal squire.    What in the world? They're gonna have to tell this little guy this little guy's gonna have to go Previls and bodies with slit trots tossed off the top of the wall They want to draw us out and pick us off a few at a time We have just over a hundred men John said a thousand can't afford to lose a single man. We must remember our first responsibility We are the watchers on the wall. You're a champion of the common people lord snow What do you say to brother pips proposition? Yeah, what do you say John? Mance raider is coming If the wildlings breach the wall or roll over everything and everyone for a thousand miles before they reach an army that can stop them We need to defend the wall. That is our job Man, that's tough man. They're so under man. I know. What's that horn?  We just went over this bar. Justice can wait. It's not about justice That's all the wildlings. We had over a thousand men at castle black alone Garland the others know the truth as well as we do How long do you think they'll keep that information to themselves when the wildlings are peeling their fingernails off? Yeah facts Man says all he needs to that's a common theme in this one when they shot the drunk guy in the beginning He hands on them. He will then he'll throw his full strength at us And even if every one of us kills a hundred wildlings, there's still not a thing we can do to stop them. Wow That is true.  Okay. Where are we going? Is that the the one that's on the beginning marine? I guess though. This place is the coolest place we've seen so far That's the greatest city that ever was or ever will be. She's about to free another city Are they attacking?  Hmm or the other guy. We'll see the gray worm or Dario, right or jorah. He's too old single or so me. That's what I was thinking. They're kind of like she's stacked What is he doing? I don't believe he means to You're rude He says that we are an army of men without Man part ignore him your grace. These are meaningless words Meaningless if half the city you intend to take is listening to them. Yeah, that is true right there This propaganda. I have something to say to the people of marine. Do I have a champion? There you go I've won more single combats than any man alive, which is why you must remain by my side I've been by your side longer than any of them. Can you see you're my most trusted advisor My most valued general and my dearest friend. I will not gamble with your life Whoever gets to go.  Yeah, they gotta prove something real quick. Sure. You don't want a horse Why would I want a horse? Horses are faster than men. Horses are dumber than men. This dude's about to die, isn't he? Way too many advisors around. Can we see if he does like what a pointless like she's been on the roll She's hot right now. She needs some adversity now since her dragons got stolen. Where's that man sickle get that thing out Oh, he's good. Yeah, sure. It's weak. That guy's just jousting out a full force. What the heck? He's literally chillin Oh, he's gotta throw in Oh god, sorry. Sorry. Let's go Well, duh, okay, of course you do that, right? Easy Arrows they're gonna just shoot arrows at him like that There's too much. You might not like all that though. There's like too much urine going on in this battle Right This isn't like a drug test I like her a little sweet I'm surprised they're still letting her speak. She's like trying to get them to turn I guess Bro y'all better start running. She's about to just start slinging bombs at everybody ain't she? Whoa Handcuffs So some propaganda are they broken? Yeah Yeah That's all their chains that they had right. Oh, she's throwing them what they what could be he's like don't get any ideas there son That's it. Yeah, that went by Wow guys, so that was the breaker of chains.  She was throwing those things into the city and the chains were you know Exploding out and people were seeing chains and they were seeing opportunity And that was just really like I guess they were kind of showing that she wasn't lying by by giving the yeah Well, it's one thing to hear someone Is another thing to see someone take such an aggressive action like by blasting catapults into the city That was basically in itself Like you could see that as an act of war Right, they weren't bombs And so she was saying like not only am I preaching it like we're really about it And I'm giving you the opportunity as right here's right now and by doing something so drastic by sending these chains I'm showing you that I really am for real. So crazy dude every time that when we get on the screen It's something epic going on. So she's she's just very like um She's diplomatic and like I can explain it. She's very sure of her cause like she went from someone who's very shy in the beginning To someone who like almost seems like she's reading a script and she's definitely playing a role I've said it Yeah, like when she was complimenting all her counsel It was literally like you would like see a politician do I don't know if it's her name or if it's her lineage or her blood Or if it's just a just a natural ability, but she is very talented Very talented what she does Um, man lots of themes to go over in this one.  He came in. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah He came in and or not he kidnapped sansa gave her the little finger Like I said in the episode little finger essentially kidnapped sansa and you know Little finger does nothing without there being some big grand plan behind it So i'm interested to see exactly why he done that. Yeah, I have my theories But we'll get into that at the end of the episode, but basically man comes in and Basically puts her in an even worse situation now She's prisoner but she's prisoner like in a way that she can before and king's landing She was a prisoner But if she could escape king's landing She could live her life as long as she you know As long as she left in a way that wasn't like the way that she left now But now she can never even show her face right because there's gonna be a bounty on her head Especially if king's landing United to seven kingdoms a lot of cool things and now i'm in a crazy episode What are we missing babe? We also Apparently tyrian's gonna have a trial with no witnesses because all of his witnesses like sansa. He said they all have to leave Is gone. Yeah, and he sent podrick off because he believes that if podrick gets involved in this any way It's gonna be his life basically podrick doesn't deserve that podrick's just been you know Just loyal to the end basically and this might be the end. We'll see that scene with jamie and cersei. Um Was uncomfortable. Yeah, what was up with that? Um, how do you interpret that baby? I thought that was uncomfortable because like, you know, our son had just died Like the i'm saying it from their perspective our son had just died and Kind of came off a little rapey that scene dude It really did but at the same time like I couldn't tell Man, I might even get flat for saying this because y'all are gonna be hating on me But dude in a way like obviously she didn't want to do that But some weird part almost seemed like she was into it right like she was saying don't don't know and you know But then like that was the parts of her body language That was her body language was saying opposite. So that's why like I say rapey because it was rapey bro That's just the vibe was and the it was just the wrong place in the wrong time for such an act And I don't really know what to think about that. I understand like so jamie's just desperate jamie's jamie's at the point where like He's probably oh and dude, I you know, you guys know how I feel about jamie bro. Like, you know, um, so in no way I'm am I defending jamie. I'm just trying to psychoanalyze So I guess the dude's vulnerable and he feels like I've been gone forever and I've been thinking about you And now he's feeling really insecure because he's lost his hand and basically his identity And so he's like almost like in a sense like So distraught that cersei's not paying him the time of day that he's almost like trying to basically rapey He's trying to like force himself to be remembered Kind of get some like maybe it feels like he's kind of trying to get some manhood back or something Like just by like being kind of an aggressive approach But also you could see it was either Cersei either kind of giving in or maybe her being I I took it right off like real time that it was Manipulative because she at first was like no But then she had just told him right before that to kill tirian and he was like well, that's our brother So like so it's like yeah that whole yeah, that scene was just kind of weird to me, bro Uh, I was just sort of planning on staying off of it. Right. But I mean like I know I'm trying to understand them bro. Like I don't I don't even care what they got going on They're just some brother sister tapping action. So then right after that within that within all of that Uh, taiwan's teaching the little one Thomas tommen Something like that. Thomas or tommen. I think it's tommen because I don't think it's tommas Which is weird because you know, I don't really see him being king. I think that like My theory is something's gonna happen They're probably about to just kill that kid off because he just sort of came out of nowhere Well, I think I think Whenever tirian suggested that it could could have been taiwan because taiwan and joffrey butted heads But I feel like taiwan would taiwan so about the word legacy that he wouldn't kill Joffrey he wouldn't wrestle, right? Yeah. Yeah, so so I kind of weighed that out but I do see how he could be suspicious because The little one seemed like he was way more of like coachable Yeah, for sure. Yeah coachable is the word for that. Yeah, it almost seems like from taiwan's perspective I don't think he would murder his own grandson Even if he knew that I just don't think he murders on grandson because he's wise enough to know that somebody else will do it Eventually and I don't think that like not only would he want to want to destroy his legacy by Getting caught doing something like that. He doesn't want to weaken the family name by knowing our kings our sons They're just up for assassination, right? Yeah, because because taiwan's smart enough to know that like when taiwan gave that look back to tirian like during the scene where Joffrey died it wasn't really a look to me of like I think you did it It was a look to me like he's looking out like someone put a hit on our family and I didn't know about it Right, right. So it was like it was a look like dude like my guard is like, what do I do now? Like I don't know what to do taiwan so just wrapped up in like the politics of his family name and stuff I don't think he really has much the you know, he didn't really shed a tear Right, I mean he literally got right back to business. He was like he was like well this king He didn't listen to me but let me let me get on but not only did he not shed a tear over his grandson He was willing to basically openly insult his own daughter and essentially his own son Basically his entire all of his kids are like pitted against them and in a way or against them and hate them In some type of way and he just doesn't really seem to care because he just doesn't he's about his business Right. Uh, you ready to get into the next episode? Yeah, we probably missed so much guys. Uh, oh wait There was guys. We do know that the wall the the wall is about to get attacked by the wildlings. They um Basically told this little boy random off told him like, you know, they're coming But we We thought this whole time that there was a thousand men at the wall But we now know there's only a hundred so right and then another thing is like I really thought the hound was having some sort of Character breakthrough there, but when he said that he was going to do fair work for fair wages I'm sitting there thinking like the hound is just too. Yeah, right. I don't see that man Move in a box. He's like the king's god Remember like this man ain't about to work for like if you ain't even gonna work for the king, bro Like if it's my work if I'm standing on it. It's my land Yeah, I mean, I'd like to have seen him not necessarily beat the old man up Right. You know what I'm saying? He probably wouldn't have had to do it But I guess like You know, there's some people who are just gonna be themselves and it might be the hound He might not have a moment and I'm loving their dynamic though. Yeah, I like it too I guess aria is sort of like just the cute little kid on the show She's just so impressionable Like anyone like she just keeps getting like passed on to like all the and she goes on these different journeys And she's so sweet hearted but at the same time she's so tough Yeah, like she got mad. She got mad about that, but she literally like will do the same thing if necessary, you know Okay, well her moral compass doesn't really want she doesn't want to beat up innocent. Oh, right She wanted the fair wages and the fair work, but but at the same time But she's a killer though. Yeah, she ain't too small. Don't get her. Don't don't slip up on aria now. Yes You ready? Yep. Oh keeper and it has brian on the thumbnail who is the ultimate oath keeper. Let's be real Hey, can I get something to drink? All right, guys oath keeper Game of thrones season four episode four oath keeper My name is gray warm I come from the summer years Isles ills summer I hear oh, she's teaching him to read. She likes them hard. I'm from an island called north When they took you when did they take me I was five years old You remember your home. I remember when they rode us away from shore.  Unsullied Always unsullied before unsullied nothing. That's not true kill the masters Kill the masters how the lessons coming Very well your grace act like you're busy when the boss comes in good my queen Sounds like it you'll have to continue later. It's time They seem to really like her though. They really believe in her cause right. Oh, wow There it is for real.    Yeah, the boys just pulled up in there Oh, yeah, use that phrase Oh, they brought a weapon.   She's got another one something needs to happen though, dude She's just rolling through city through city, but it seems like every time she takes one of her chances of like failure This is the coolest living city i've ever seen So does she get to like live there now? Is that her city? Yeah, but she ain't gonna live there. She's got things to do She's gonna take all the things she's a conquerer But those masters right now Right, I think they're dressed like them. How many children did the great masters nail to my is in 163 163 kelly see Yes, it was it Uh-oh, so 163 of them. We're gonna get in replaced This city is yours All these people are your subjects now sometimes it's better to answer injustice with justice mercy. Yeah, there you go I will answer injustice with justice.   Is it's our garrion flag? Let's go Where's the dragons? Yo, dude, that reminds me of hitler. Hold on guys I don't know if you guys remember man, but if you guys know history when hitler's sitting there Giving all of his speeches with this flag behind them. Just That just gave me some hitler vibes. Yeah, that was kind of that was kind of creepy That was the show's way of like showing you kind of what I've been saying man that like she needs a slow roll a little bit Like I understand he's just conquering conquering. Well, the thing is is like I understand that slavery is like an evil and wrong And all that but what the show's trying to say is like that's just the way of The way of esos right now and she's coming in there and she's just killing everyone But a lot of these people are existing right.  So that's why she doesn't like them And that's why I don't like them. That was yeah, exactly Well, that was the vibe I was getting though was that like there's about to be some internal strife in her Can that part was crazy Are there still training together?  I bet that thrust through the mad king's back was pretty as a picture You talked to my brother this way. Oh, it's on worse. Do you think he did it? Oh He hated the little twat sure, but who didn't He's talking about his own murder for that matter. You want to know for sure Why don't you ask him they haven't been to see him yet? He doesn't want to piss off Cersei today Your brother ever tell you how I came into his service It stood for him in his trial by combat of the eerie But only when lady aron demanded The trial take place that day you were his first choice He named you for his champion because he knew you would ride day and night to come fight for it You're gonna fight for him now I like that because I hope he does Tell you the truth. This isn't so bad four walls Popped a piss or walls in a pot of piss.  Maybe a bit. Sorry didn't come sooner. Complicated. Yes So how is our sister? How do you think? Yeah, you need jamie bro. Stop being smart You know what's coming My trial for regicide. Yes, I know the whole bloody country thinks i'm guilty That one of my three judges has wished me dead more times than I can count and that judge is my father No As for sursey Well, she's probably working on a way to avoid a trial all together by having an eq and how did you mention it? She did ask So should I turn around and close my eyes depends Did you do it the king slayer brothers? You're really asking if I killed your son. You're really asking if I'd kill my brother How can I help you? Well somebody killed somebody. Damn it. Well, you could set me free No, I can't Then there's really nothing else to say. What do you want me to do?  I'm the lord commander of the king's guard. Sorry.  She think it's a coincidence She disappeared the same night. Joffrey died. No, but she's wanted to put sheep stuff in people's bed Yeah, she's a prankster not a killer. No yet. Anyway. Oh my gosh, this is for your home. Where are you taking me? I'm getting married to your aunt lisa She's waiting for us at the eerie. You'll be safe there uncle little finger. Did you kill joffrey? Did I kill joffrey? I've been in the veils for weeks. I know it was you My daughter helped me with this conspiracy Well, there was so dauntless you used him to get me out of king's landing But you would never trust him to kill the king. Why not because you're too smart to trust a drunk Then perhaps it was your husband No, how do you know it just do you're right He wasn't involved in joffrey's death. Okay, but you were Do you remember that lovely necklace stonest gave you? I don't suppose you noticed that a stone was missing After the feast Hmm, they took the stone and dropped it in who did I don't understand the lannisters gave you wealth Powered Joffrey made you the lord of harrenhall a man with no motive is a man no one suspects Always keep your foes confused If they don't know who you are or what you want, they can't know what you plan to do next I don't believe you if they catch you they'll put your head on a spike just like my father's you'd risk that Just to confuse them so many men they risk so little They spend their lives avoiding danger and they die. I risk everything to get what I want And what do you want everything? I would put my elbow in his forehead if that man talked to me like that because I'm so tired of his riddles I know Ally who could trust a friend like that who could trust you I don't want friends like me my new friends are predictable very reasonable people as for what happened to joffrey Well, that was something my new friends who wanted very badly. Who's your new friend? Thoughtful gift to make a new friendship grow strong. They didn't do it. Did they win? The time has come my dear There's nothing more tedious than a trial. They said joffrey was bad for their checkbook If I have to take one more leisurely stroll through these gardens, I'll fling myself from the cliffs Have you been to see tommone yet? No, have they even agreed to the march?  It'll be too late Oh, they're talking about that little boy.  Well, he could have done I could have done but he didn't you don't know But I do know so she did it marry that beast I don't Understand you don't you worry yourself about all that You just do what needs to be done. Oh, wow. I don't know man. That's risky. She's playing a lot of games She doesn't really want her to know because that's just a liability. Right. Absolutely. Wow That's weird. They want her to go mess with that little boy. That's strange. They just want her to be queen. Remember Very nice. I love wildlings fight with a weapon in each hand First thing you want to do I feel like if I had to date four kings to become queen I wouldn't really feel like I deserved that though. You know what I'm saying Maybe in their eyes, it's like a triumph though. All right. He's struggling. You went up the mountain Let's see what you can do. Oh, he joined it.  Well, he's gonna have to fight because the wildlings are coming I'll believe you We're going in for rabbits one day right now watch and learn you two take it slow trying to psalm each other Oh, you see him look at him lock. Yeah, is he infiltrating? Oh, yeah, Vladimir Bolton send him. You know how to fight I've learned anything that way. What do you think you do friends arrange you?   Give me an excuse Normans not here to protect you now. Yeah, he's not there to protect you from John I bet he's like man, I was for you and I was a wildling for a few days Doesn't it feel like the structure of this place is sort of falling apart a little bit that thing with who was it crouster? That thing was sort of like the breaking. Yeah, it seemed like it, right? Because normal for now can't be acting commander forever. There will be a choosing You might reconsider his request to march on crasters.  Oh, wow They're trying to play king's land in over here. Well, they want them to go try to take that craster's old place and get john killed in the process last day Took you for highborn my father was highborn my mother Names lock john snow That foreshadowing your jamey's hand and also he needed to know he needed to know that was on snow because he needs him To do my part for the safety of the realm. I was a game warden in the stormlands Fed a prize partridge to me hungry kids.  That was like the most charming lock's ever been. Yeah, this is lion.  So she's on that wine some troops are about to start coming out I don't see her marrying loris for the record y'all Your grace how formal of you how many king's guards are posted outside tommen's door Boris is on duty tonight. It's where I believe someone you have one man guarding the future king I promise you someone's safe.  I've been wondering for months Ever since that great cow brought you back to the capital jealous. Why did she set you free? You know why she helped that sent her daughters back to her. She hoped or did you promise? Did she not really believe him or she just being cruel? I don't know man. She's just She made a sacred vow to the enemy. I wanted to get back to you.  You have no loyalty to catlin stark. I know you went to see tirion That creature murdered our son that creature. Who's your brother? I had to see him. He didn't do it sassy You've always pitied him.  Poor little brother Abused by the world despised by his father and sister kill us all if he could I want four men at tommen's door day and night That will be all lord commander Oh, wow She might not be the queen, but she's the queen of petty boy.  Yeah, is that joffrey's old room always asleep in joffrey's room Sir pounce sir pounce Oh, here we go I don't think you're supposed to be here. Mother doesn't allow me to out visitors at night I'm not a visitor your grace word has said I'm to be your bride Did you know that people in arranged marriages often never meet until their wedding day before we decide to spend our lives together We ought to get to know one another don't you think? Yes, but if my mother can be our secret If we're going to be man and wife, we'll have a few secrets from her. I hope tell me a secret Oh, is that sir pounce? Hello, aren't you a proper fellow? That's sir pounce That's so cute. That's a cute name Joffrey didn't like him. He threatened to skin him alive Mix these inners up my food. That's our joffrey miss that guy. You don't strike me as cruel I don't think I am That's a relief because you know what happens when we marry. We say our vows in front of the high septon and after the ceremony When we marry I become yours But ever It's getting late. He's like that's scary because you keep finding a new man. They keep dying Yeah, you're gonna have me dead six feet under You again He said yeah, where she can all right I got a feeling that's about the bat fire terribly. Yeah, but being him though. He probably just really doesn't know He's just a little boy.  How do you think he has 12? She's easy to to get him if he's so young So jamie lannister United and named to the king's guard in his 16th year the sack of king's landing murdered his king Here is the second. They're often known as the kingslayer It's the duty of the lord commands to fill those pages and there's still room left to mine I hope sirsie doesn't know rhan's there because you know, she's yeah, she'll get pissed. Yeah. Is that a lion? That's cool I feel like that's like vibranium. Don't you they're like obsessed with it. Yeah, I can't Let's be forced from net stark sword. You use it to defend net stark's daughter crazy say we gave it sort of way To return the star goes to the mother lady stark's dad.  I love that. I love that. I love that even though you just did that weird thing last episode Yeah, jamie say with her or something. I want to mess with your sister. That is cool I hope I got your measurements right. I'll find her for lady catlin and for you. Isn't that giving me a motion off for some reason I almost forgot I have one more gift Why because she's not a person to show who actually cares about jamie in any type of way No, it's just like I don't need a squire. Oh He'll slow me down. My brother owes me a debt. He's not safe here. You'll be keeping him from harm The chivalry. I won't slow you down, sir. Sir, bro My lady I promise I'll serve you well. It's a good lad. You'll get along compliments of lord Is acts from the black water Everyone giving each other weapons. What are you waiting for a kiss? Ready the lady's horse. They say the best souls of names Any ideas? It's the name of the episode. What was it? Was it oath breakers on oath keeper? Keeper not oath breaker. Oh, jeez jamie my bad Oath keeper. That was a good deed done by him. Yeah, that's such a good like change of pace for jamie Because he's usually the king's player now.  It's good though. I think she's safer that way Does jamie realize that he wants to go hop under the covers with brian right now? Well, he kept his oath, but he kept his oath through somebody and I appreciate that And pods really loyal so they're just gonna be like two loyal buddies She wasn't safe here. She's not safe out there I should have known you told us they were waggling south of the wall If they're aiding the smaller villages malls town could be next Well castle black could be next we have orders no one's to leave the castle I remember when you disappeared or it doesn't load south to help rob And I remember who came after me and brought me home. We had the boys. They jumped them You got clothesline though. We didn't forget that Believe me when you told me about bran going beyond the wall all I could think about was getting my strength back so I could go and find him I wish I could have convinced him to come back with me. I tried Really, I did how fast could they travel a crippled boy being pulled on a sledge by a cymbal to They'd pass wild in villages. They could try and find shelter at one of them Every village or sheltered place will be deserted Crasters You think brand matter found no I don't mean to interrupt thorn wants to see you Why does he get to tell him that crasters keep that's exactly what I was thinking like who are you? Isn't you rat? I won't order anyone to go with you Volunteers only thank you sir. Alyssa. So he's thinking like well, what all the dumb ones go who gets themselves killed brothers Let's pick up John Irrespect, I'm going beyond the wall to crush this keep I'm going to capture the mutineers hold up there or kill them I'm asking for volunteers to come with me the 60 miles of wilderness between here and crasters The mans raider has an army bearing down on us But we have to do this our survival may depend on us getting to these mutineers before mans does they know the wall They know our defenses if mans learns what they know, we're lost But if that's not enough then consider this the knights watch the truly brothers Then lord commander moment was our father and he was betrayed by his own men stabbed in the back by cowards He deserved far better or we can give him now His justice who will join me somebody anybody. I know please Well, obviously your best friend's gonna join you. That's ren and ed they were just chained up and they still said yeah, and that's uh the slash Dang John you got some respect over there. Man sit joe asked. Yeah, we don't need you.  Can't let a recruit come north of the wall. Let me say my vows If it's a fight you're heading for then you need man who know how Thank you brothers What's up with that guy man who lock? Yeah, what's he gonna do? I don't know man.  I'm telling jorah on you.   Oh, man. They pay me a killer man in king's landing seven silvers They told me a man's name and that man never saw daylight again. I haven't lost a fight since I was nine Maybe it's time. Do you think? Hey, maybe you're the man. Yeah, he might just be I wouldn't stand a chance.  I would take any night any night any time They're brainwashed.  Craster's last child a boy What am I supposed to do with him? What do you cross to do with him? Kill him before they could grow up and do the same to him.  He didn't kill them. He offered them to the gods the white walkers Maybe I'd feel obligated if I was in his shoes. I think you're right. He'd be like a gift to the gods I'm like, oh shoot Oh, he has to do it I wouldn't be able to it would be the adventure of rassing his new son Yeah, I'd be booking south and where would you even go? You know, I'm giving a gift to the gods. Where am I giving it? Do I throw it in the sky?  I was like, see it's me. That was me all That's the beast that they're feeding your thirsty He's like, no, I can drink snow. How about that? Yeah, he's Oh, it goes mad because it's it knows it senses like a white walker's coming remember Uh-oh because they he left that baby out. I don't he didn't seem far from it They're close Do you hear that? Are they gonna get rescued? I wish the wolf could sense the other wolf It's coming I'm going out there No, we need to stay together. I'm going. Oh, he's about to go save it.  That's so sick. Dang, maybe falling really was important for him. Never really thought of it like that He sees it Uh-oh, you gotta go save him Go help him. They have ghost Free ghost free ghost Once not anymore. We're not safe here. We need to go. No. Oh, they made it to crafters We need to go now not leaving without summer Yeah, summer's probably pissed like dammit. We're in the cage. You want me written to a trap If I'm not back soon, we'll meet What John's gonna pull up and save him though. I've been waiting on that.  Yeah, I'd be like I'm not dying to someone named carl today boys Get out of here. I'm like juffer your breath in. I don't know what I would say How dare you? Through the woods isn't that a bit odd See you haven't played this game before I bought an hostage. That's valuable three of them.  It's John snow's brother What's wrong with him? I saw this was gonna be Another boring day Man, you messed up right there. I don't know what's wrong with him I was like, maybe he's acting to get out of it, but he was definitely not acting I was like, maybe it has something to do with the working, you know Well, he has different powers. Remember he can tell like what's gonna happen Right. Well, yeah, his isn't called working. What is this called? He just got powers He is this I want to say the oversight, but I think I'm wrong Oh, he took the baby That poor baby. Why is it surprisingly calm? A dead horse this place was scary, bro So we're getting answers on what they're doing with those children now I hope so Oh, it's so cute. So look at the little baby I don't know I feel like if I was in the baby shoes, I'll be wild and what is he about to do? us Changed it into whatever the heck that thing's called. Was that the boss the main guy? We haven't seen him before have we? No, we got a crown on his head like made out of his skin Guys that episode was nuts, man So we started out and well, I guess the first thing that happened we started out was we saw I forget the lady's name is she was teaching gray worm had a it's like melisandre, but it's not it Right something like that. So there's something definitely going on there. Is that her name melissa?   You have to take it Basically, yeah, and that's what they did themselves calisi's big move was she she basically she secured the city She got her army and she won but then after she won she decided to take everyone else who wasn't a slave So basically everyone in that society who wasn't a slave It looked like there was a small debate happening on the screen. Was she doing the right thing? Was she not it's very easy to say that she is man because you know, they did that to the kids and You know that's terrible But at the same time like I was saying man, these people just happened to like Live in so's and over in so's that's just the way the society structured So it's almost like they're being punished for just partaking in society in a way. So it's just it's very weird I don't know man. I don't know is it her when he's a quote that somebody used when he said When he said that um, she said something you serve just in justice with justice Oh, and he said to serve in justice with mercy. Yeah. Yeah, so that was like No, we ain't doing that. We ain't taking mercy over here. Yeah, we'll see what's up with that Um, not too much indulging needs to be explained to that jamie and brawn are still they're still working the other Yeah, and then brawn basically tells jamie. Hey, you should go just like here up Tyrion has to say to see if like what you believe Right. So so jamie actually does And um, it turns out that he believes Tyrion Yeah, he believes Tyrion and jamie also knows that Cersei is just losing it Right, which might have something to do with why he did what he did in the previous episode Was because maybe in a way like he's just trying to bring her right down to earth Like just trying to make her like remember which I don't understand that personally, but But she's also kind of slipping into alcoholism. I think because she's kind of turning wine to all her problems Yeah, um, yeah, but we saw a little finger with Sansa and he was saying that he'll risk anything to get what he wants So he speaks a lot of mysteries to me a lot of riddles and he says he wants everything which We have no idea what everything is in history Right, it's like he likes to just throw it out there like that Is that a way in the future if he decides he wants more like he's already got it all cut It's already there. Yeah, the word everything and he also doesn't want to give away his plans too much I think he intentionally tries to like, you know, stay very vague Yeah, for sure. Yeah, so he saw that with a little finger and then the craziest part of the episode to me was What's her name again, baby? Olenna. Olenna, right. Olenna was talking to her granddaughter. She said something very powerful She goes, you didn't think I'd let you marry that monster And it seems like to me man, she was collaborating with a little finger behind the scenes Right, she kind of admitted to her right there that she did it But she doesn't want Marjorie to really question how it was done or anything like that because she doesn't let She know the better right. She doesn't want to put her at like risk here Right, but it seems like that what she said pretty much makes it seem like she did it Now how she executed it. I have no idea.  Um, so yeah, he's um Doing a good job so far Yeah, he's getting in there and then there was obviously the very powerful scene where Cersei and Jamie were talking and It's just very obvious man that Whatever was going on between Jamie and Cersei that just really appears to be dead Cersei is very angry right now and you know, I thought Jamie would have more of an emotional response too, but Well, you know what? You know what it brings me back to so There's a powerful scene where Cersei told some I think Cersei told Sansa or somebody whenever she was talking about her babies dying that um Jamie was the only person there for her and then it seems like when Joffrey died. Jamie wasn't really like air for Well, yeah, but that's because she had just played all of her cards before she basically told Jamie how she felt about him before that even happened Jamie's just really I think Jamie is someone who seems to be going through like a crisis internally because he's sort of Losing his identity in every source of the way So Jamie is a character that was like really sure of himself and it turns out maybe he did have all these like Underlying insecurities and stuff, but he was a character that we've seen at the highest highs You know, he was so brass that he was gonna like Literally bang his sister like in the almost like a risky way You know what I'm saying? Do you know what I'm saying? He used to be so arrogant and now he is someone who just seems to I don't know how this is gonna happen basically man because I got a feeling that he's gonna have Terry inside And then my costume is head so right tywin brought the door and people back to the fold by putting over in on the Either giving him a council position or just making him a judge and terrians Trial, I'm not really sure which one is like more important. Yeah. Why don't you do all that though? I think he did it for the army. Yeah, I think he did it I think he did it because doran kind of you know how doran is he they've kind of like done this whole thing Where they're painting doran is just like not like the rest of the of king's landing and all of it Like they're really like untraditional bastards are celebrated there and it's just different there So bringing him on I feel like is gonna cause a lot of problems diplomatically Yeah, yeah, and I think that's an interesting little twist that happened in that episode too because um Also, he doesn't really like the lannister.  Probably not Probably not. He probably wants him to die. That's just another lannister did right his sister His sister got killed by the lannister. So why not him right was the last thing that happened? Oh, we didn't even say so jamie um jamie also upheld his oath in this episode by giving brian his sword what she named Oathkeeper, which was a great little nod to james. That was perfect. He gets so like Ran over, you know, rightfully. So he deserved it, but they do call him the king slayer So it's nice to just have Something he's associated with be positive right some type of way for his honor a thousand percent agree with that Yeah, but I guess the cool part about this episode also was we can we kind of got a little glimpse of what happens across their babies Yeah, so, um I don't really know exactly what I think they would do to them. They bring them and they lay them on an altar And then whoever is their leader, I guess he comes and he turns them into what they are Yeah, but do they turn building that army? Do they turn into or do they like grow up? I'd assume they do man, or we're gonna see a bunch of little infant babies running around with weapons staff people And I don't think we're gonna see that in the show.  Maybe there's like a certain like Breed of them that's like babies. Yeah, I don't know guys. Thank you so much for the support, man Sorry, I've been under the weather and this episode like I said in the beginning This is not over did get me sick. Sorry about that dude.  But like I said I'm like on I'm just on medicine right I've doubled up the medicine dose to try to get through this and it's not that I can't get through it Dude, I mean I could do this all day sick no problem at all Uh, but it's uncomfortable for you guys.  Yeah, exactly when I when I cough a lot I feel really guilty because it's not because like I'm coughing because you could cough at work Yeah, you think of it like that you could cough at work, but you can't cough at work when it disturbs everyone else You know, I'm saying like that would disturb you guys. That's just not right and just for pastoral man We we actually plan on getting so much more out this week But she's been sick and now I'm sick and like she said we definitely don't mind getting it out, but um All right, that was unplanned.  Oh, yeah, it's coming. He has to come tomorrow too. So third place heat trips Don't know what that means. Yeah. Um, I don't think that has anything to do with mom's sick I think it's just you 100% yeah, it was me, but I'm just saying we're also dealing with that So right. Um, so yeah, sorry about that man. I know I blew my nose a lot and all that But just wanted to let you guys know that We're gonna get through it and we are gonna be back.  So sorry if I seemed a little flat or uninterested in the episode And gladiator is my dad's favorite movie you guys So we're excited to do that one because when I asked him I was like dad, what movie do you want us to do? It's like apocalypto gladiator. Yeah, but no, he's gladiator first with no hesitation Yeah, that apocalypto is here. Yeah apocalypto. He loves it. So we'll check that one out too But we're just excited to gladiator because it's different. All right guys. Thank you so much, man I'm having man. I'm having a freaking journey on this. I can't believe we are halfway through the season almost And same. All right, we'll see you tomorrow. Peace


But one last thought, I would hope that, again, I think the moon is close by, and whatever we can actually get a benefit out of going back there, we should, before you take the next step. However, the most important thing was if Mars, can I ask permission for one minute to work over this question, and that is, you have indicated that Mars had, was totally different thousands of years ago. Is it possible that there was a civilization on Mars thousands of years ago? So the evidence is that Mars was different billions of years ago, not thousands of years ago. Well, yes. And there would be, there is no evidence that I'm aware of that. Would you rule that out? But, see, there are some people, well, anyway. I would say that is extremely unlikely. Okay. Well, thank you all. Thank you, Mr. President. Thanks for the good job you're doing. God bless. Thank you, Mr. Rohrbacher. Looking forward to finding out what's up there, that's for sure. Although through a process of Pavlovian conditioning, the harnessing of ferocious peer-pressured conformity as force for rejecting such claims that a past civilization once inhabited Mars, or indeed Mars as being the origins of life on Earth, it is a theory held in high regard by countless great-minded professionals within astrobiological fields. This strong scientific interest is often due to the planet's proximity and indeed its many similarities with Earth. However, to date, no proof has ever been publicly disclosed of past or present life on Mars. This, however, does not mean that they have not found it. We here at Mystery History have a far more accurate understanding of the processes of concealment and indeed the specific motivation behind such conspiracies than most. We often realize the thinking behind the concealment of certain past events, motives which far outweigh the financial gain one could expect from knowing that which others do not. Through our extensive research into artifacts which push our timeline here on Earth back several hundred million years, we have come to realize that the majority of people, unfortunately, are content with a lie, a lie in replacement of a terrifying truth. Numerous studies have revealed that human nature is, in part, formed by a supposedly unknown past trauma, or possibly several. It seems we have lived through an event which we could not comfortably deal with on a psychological level. The syndrome has become known as planet amnesia, and numerous highly compelling studies have demonstrated a strong argument for its existence. It seems we also have characteristics isolated by numerous talented individuals which demonstrate our anatomical structure was not built for Earth, suggesting we were built for an entirely different gravitational field, specifically a lower gravity, one like Mars has. Many other ailments we suffer, some believe, demonstrated that we were not originally native to Earth. Scientific searches for evidence of life began in the 19th century, and they continue to this day via telescopic investigations and land admissions. However, it is imperative, while searching for the truth, to be vigilant of concerted efforts to conceal it, or the creation of destructive conspiracy, funded hostilities, and attacks directed toward possible hypothesis. During the first days of serious exploration, regarding the posit that civilization began on Mars, a lot of people were indeed searching for the ruins of such anomalies. Some scientific inquiry, on the other hand, merely mocked such opinion, heavily emphasizing the search for water, chemical biosignatures in the soil and rocks at the planet's surface. Did the realization of intricacies surrounding such a theory being true stonewall further public study? It does appear to be the motive for concealment, which we have experienced many times before. Some ruins have been discovered, and subsequently covered up, due to a wanting to hide a past catastrophic event, an event which took our species back to the Stone Age. As the trickle of truth inevitably turns into a river, maybe one day we will finally know for sure. I have a question for one minute, or for this question, and that is, you have indicated that Mars was totally different thousands of years ago. Is it possible that there was a civilization on Mars thousands of years ago? So the evidence is that Mars was different billions of years ago, not thousands of years ago. Billions? Well, yes. And there would be, there is no evidence that I'm aware of that. Would you rule that out? See, there's some people, well, anyway. I would say that is extremely unlikely. Okay. Well, thank you all. Thank you, Mr. President. Thanks for the good job you're doing. God bless. Thank you, Mr. Rohrbacher. Looking forward to finding out what's up there, that's for sure. Although through a process of Pavlovian conditioning, the harnessing of ferocious peer-pressured conformity as force for rejecting such claims that a past civilization once inhabited Mars, or indeed Mars, as being the origins of life on Earth, it is a theory held in high regard by countless great-minded professionals within astrobiological fields. This strong scientific interest is often due to the planet's proximity and indeed its many similarities with Earth. However, to date, no proof has ever been publicly disclosed of past or present life on Mars. This however does not mean that they have not found it. We here at Mystery History have a far more accurate understanding of the processes of concealment, and indeed the specific motivation behind such conspiracies than most. We often realize the thinking behind the concealment of certain past events, motives which far outweigh the financial gain one could expect from knowing that which others do not. Through our extensive research into artifacts which push our timeline here on Earth back several hundred million years, we have come to realize that the majority of people, unfortunately, are content with a lie, a lie in replacement of a terrifying truth. Numerous studies have revealed that human nature is, in part, formed by a supposedly unknown past trauma, or possibly several. It seems we have lived through an event which we could not comfortably deal with on a psychological level. The syndrome has become known as Planet Amnesia, and numerous highly compelling studies have demonstrated a strong argument for its existence. It seems we also have characteristics isolated by numerous talented individuals, which demonstrate our anatomical structure was not built for Earth, suggesting we were built for an entirely different gravitational field, specifically a lower gravity, one like Mars has. Many other ailments we suffer, some believe, demonstrated that we were not originally native to Earth. Scientific searches for evidence of life began in the 19th century, and they continue to this day via telescopic investigations and land admissions. However, it is imperative, while searching for the truth, to be vigilant of concerted efforts to conceal it, or the creation of destructive conspiracy, funded hostilities, and attacks directed toward possible hypothesis. During the first days of serious exploration, regarding the posit that civilization began on Mars, a lot of people were indeed searching for the ruins of such anomalies. Some scientific inquiry, on the other hand, merely mocked such opinion, heavily emphasizing the search for water, chemical biosignatures in the soil and rocks at the planet's surface. Did the realization of intricacies surrounding such a theory being true, stonewall further public study? It does appear to be the motive for concealment, which we have experienced many times before. Have ruins been discovered and subsequently covered up due to a wanting to hide a past catastrophic event, an event which took our species back to the Stone Age? As the trickle of truth inevitably turns into a river, maybe one day we will finally know for sure. The Red Planet Although many people assume it to be the closest planet to our own, it is in fact Venus, which comes closer to the Earth during its orbit around our star. Mercury is the closest planet not only to Earth, but to every other planet in the Solar System at one time or another. Yet these giants bear in landscapes incapable of supporting life. This reality is partly why Mars is so often the focus of man's attention in regard to our Solar System's planetary bodies.  As such, for many years now, as the human population has exploded and modern technology has made self-sustaining, isolated life-supporting systems a reality, the search for suitable places for future colonization of the Solar System has become a more and more popular subject of study. One of the most important additional factors for possible candidates for this exploration of space is the planet's distance from the Sun, nicknamed the Goldilocks Zone. Just like porridge being just right, Mars is located within a specific distance from the Sun capable of sustaining life. And although space agencies and other fields of funded institutions staunchly deny the possibility of it once having been inhabited, possibly even by man himself, dismissing such ideas as preposterous, Mars' desolate red oxide landscape is in fact uncannily similar to Earth's possible future appearance if humans were to continue unsustainable activities or a cataclysmic event were to occur. Thus, is it so preposterous to ponder the possibility that the planet we see before us today was in fact transformed into its lifeless form by an event or possibly past insatiable appetites for its resources by an ancient civilization which once called it home? Could the Cambrian explosion, the sudden appearance of advanced life on our planet, be evidence of terraforming? Could there have also been a similar, yet now hidden, mammalian explosion? Indicating our own sudden arrival here on Earth after it artificially became capable of sustaining us. An orchestrated introduction of a complex food chain by ancient man, who were in reality Martians. We have in the past covered some very strange occurrences on Mars, one in particular suggesting that possible black operations to colonize the red planet are already underway. The Mars rovers were given an expected lifespan of just 90 days. This estimation was based upon the notorious dust storms which choke its surface. Yet spirit lasted an incredible seven years, surviving until 2010, and opportunity only recently ceased operation. This remarkable longevity solely a result of what has become known as cleaning events which for 14 years were repeatedly experienced and documented. Yet what is most curious regarding these events is that they always occurred while the rovers were offline. In July 2007, during the fourth mission extension, severe Martian dust storms blocked sunlight to the rovers and threatened the ability of the craft's survival. However, when the dust storms lifted and the rovers came back online, something had cleaned them of nearly all debris. On May 1, 2009, during its fifth mission extension, spirit became stuck in the soft soils of Mars. Strangely it seems, because the rover was not moving, it missed subsequent cleaning events. Did our mysterious helper assume it had died? Join us in our next video, which will be an expose of artifacts, features, ancient testimonies and satellite anomalies, and many other factors which support the conspiracy of secret Martian inhabitation, supporting the hypothesis of an ancient Martian civilization that once called our red neighbor home. Evidential arguments we find highly compelling. In our last video, we discussed the possibility of there being a secret colony on Mars, a colony made possible by modern technologies, advances in sustainable agriculture and life-supporting artificial ecosystems, an apparent astronaut silhouette caught during one of the rover's unexplained cleaning events, and the resources such as water found upon the surface making it an ideal candidate for such a mission. With running rivers, oceans, even possibly a thriving ecosystem, did we once call Mars home? If we did indeed once call Mars home, there would be undoubtedly ruins on its surface. Rare surviving features that would still litter the landscape and over the years, countless possible examples of these have been spotted. And although many of these could be dismissed as mere cases of peridolia, others are just too perfect, too precise in their appearance to simply be dismissed. Possible ancient relics of a lost Martian civilization. Ancient sarcophagi, heads of statues, pyramidal structures discovered to match star constellations in their layout, most notably that of a Pleiades constellation located near the famous face on Mars, an enormous face often argued as having been nothing more than a trickery of light. This regardless of ancient texts, linking the face, the pyramids, and the constellation alignment to the burial requests of a supposed ancient Anunnaki king. Phobos is yet another curious anomaly of Mars, known to be in a continually decaying orbit. There are many features of this satellite which baffle astronomers and researchers alike. For example, when one calculates its orbit, they are shock-defined that this orbiting rock should have crashed into the Martian landscape many, many years ago. What's more, satellite imagery of its surface has captured images of a very mysterious anomaly on a number of occasions, a cuboid monolithic object with no impact crater resting upon its surface. Buzz Aldrin has even mentioned this anomaly, specifically calling it a monolith, also noting that he believed, quote, God put it there. Is Phobos' enigmatic orbit deliberate, in a past attempt to draw our attention to it, subsequently discovering this monolith? Could it possibly hold undeniable proof of not only other life in the universe, but the past habitation of Mars itself? It is undoubtedly highly compelling. The Mars Exploration Missions launched in 2003. Successfully landing two rovers, Spirit and Opportunity on the Red Planet. The mission's objective was to search for clues to pass water activity on Mars. The mission also included three previous landers, the two Viking program landers in 1976 and Mars Pathfinder probe in 1997. Both rovers were given an expected lifespan of just 90 days due to the notorious dust storms present on the surface. It lasted an incredible seven years, surviving until 2010, yet mysteriously, Opportunity is still functioning to this day. This is due to several events which have become known as cleaning events, which over that last 14 years have been mysteriously cleaning the rover's solar panels. Designed to go offline during the night to save energy, it is during these hours that something, or someone, has been helping to keep our rovers running. Opportunity has since been given five mission extensions, which it has successfully completed. In July 2007, during the fourth mission extension, severe Martian dust storms blocked sunlight to the rover and threatened the ability of the craft's survival. However, when the dust storms lifted, they revealed that something had cleaned the rover of nearly all debris. On May 1, 2009, during its fifth mission extension, Spirit became stuck in the soft soils of Mars. After nearly nine months of attempts to get the rover back on track, including test rovers on Earth, NASA announced on January 26, 2010 that Spirit was re-tasked as a stationary science platform. Strangely it seems, because the rover was not moving, it missed subsequent cleaning events, leading NASA to lose contact shortly after. Most recently, Opportunity has seen a surge in energy after a cleaning event in March. The Martian month, coincidentally, resulting in a power boost of 70% when compared with power levels at the start of this year. And now, mission scientists have released a self-portrait photo of the Mars rover. When compared with the dust coverage at its worst, the difference is nothing short of dramatic. Having just survived its sixth Mars winter, thanks to the most recent cleaning event, Opportunity now has solar panels that are as dust-free as they were when they entered the Martian atmosphere. That's what exactly has been cleaning the rovers on Mars, covert astronauts, or maybe it's aliens, whatever it is we may never know. Many different religions from around the Earth believe in the process of reincarnation. The Tibetan Book of the Dead being a notable example of this frequently reoccurring belief in an eternal reoccurring life force. Known as the Bardo Thadal, it is an ancient Tibetan text, which stems from a larger corpus of teachings. It describes and is intended to guide the reader through the experiences that the consciousness encounters after death, a place known as the Bardo, the interval between death and the next rebirth. The text also includes chapters on the signs of death and rituals to undertake when death is closing in or is taking place. However, there not only exists literature based on these powerful and often ancient belief systems, but there also exists a smorgasbord of compelling cases of people apparently able to recall these past lives, the processes for their rebirth, and indeed all the previous knowledge acquired through their past life. In his book, Children Who Have Lived Before, Reincarnation Today, German therapist Trutzt Hardo tells many stories of children who seem to remember their past lives with varied, verified accuracy. The focus of our video this evening is a boy named Boris Kipryanovich, or Boriska, as he has become known. At the age of 8 months, Boriska was speaking sentences. By the age of 2, he was literate. He became a local celebrity for his astounding intelligence, being able to name all the planets in our solar system and much further afield, sharing an impressive knowledge of many galaxies, and much more by only 3 years of age. In fact, his intelligence and knowledge of the universe around us would soon start to astound and attract some of the best minds in Russia. His mother, Nisesda, says she knew he was special the moment he came into this world. She claims to have felt no pain during labor, and that when she held Boris in her arms for the first time, he looked at her with a focused gaze of an adult. According to his mother, while in a trance around the age of 3, Boriska created a double helix of DNA from colored blocks upon his bedroom floor. He began to mutter that he already remembered something from the Institute. He said, quote, I am a pilot of a research ship, a scientist. I will never cross the DNA of a man with reptiles. This contradicts the norms of species selection, end quote. Then he said several names in Latin, emerging from his trance by simply saying, I'm playing. As time went on, he began to remember a supposed life upon Mars, claiming to be able to demonstrate that they had several other branches of DNA. According to Boriska, who would now be in his 20s, he was allegedly reborn onto planet Earth in 1996, along with many others of his kind, to help prevent a similar catastrophe from happening here. He refers to himself and those like him as indigo children. It seems that Boriska has vanished over the past few years, and very little, if anything, has been heard from him or his mother regarding his current whereabouts. The interviews he gave during his time in the public eye are undoubtedly fascinating if nothing else. We can visit other people with their habitation. We can keep track. If there's something very important to be developed from the moon, together we can explore the moon and develop the moon. We should go boldly where man has not gone before. Fly by to comets, visit asteroids, visit the moon of Mars. There's a monolith. They're a very unusual structure on this little potato-shaped object that goes around Mars once in seven hours. When people find out about that, they're going to say, who put that there? Who put that there?