SCP-871 Object Class Keeter, Special Containment Procedures Each recurrence of SCP-871 is to be maintained within a separate locked concrete cell on a metal platter permanently affixed to the surface of an immovable wooden table. Each cell housing a recurrence of SCP-871 is to be monitored on a 24-hour basis via a closed circuit camera with individual feeds checked every 15 minutes. Upon creation of an instance of SCP-871, three Class D personnel would be escorted by armed guards to its cell, where they are to be sealed with the instance and induced to consume it. No more than one hour may be spent performing this task. In cases where additional motivation is needed, the termination of one of the Class Ds assigned to an instance of SCP-871 is authorized. Upon completion of the consumption of an instance, no participants may exit the cell until both they and the room have been thoroughly searched to confirm that no portions remain. The platter, table, and room are then to be cleaned in preparation for the next instance. Class D personnel who prove cooperative in the consumption of an instance of SCP-871 may volunteer to participate in additional consumptions. Personnel exhibiting exceptional usefulness may have their monthly termination postponed. Such personnel under no circumstance be allowed to interact with any other SCP object. No deserts of any kind are to be served onsite at any facility housing a recurrence of SCP-871. In the description, SCP-871's collection of 237 cakes, instances of SCP-871 vary widely in appearance and in size covering the entire range of food described by humans as cake. The smallest observed instance of SCP-871 with a miniature cupcake with a mass of 15 grams. The largest yet observed with a 22 kilogram bomb kuchkin measure at 2 meters in length. When any instance of SCP-871 is consumed by a human or a collection of humans is replaced approximately 24 hours afterward with a similar cake. This cake will appear on a flat surface in the vicinity of the location where the previous instance was eaten. If any of these cakes is substantially damaged through any means other than being eaten by a human, including being eaten by non-human animals, it will be replaced instantaneously. Instances recreated in this manner maintain the schedule of the original instance. The mechanism by which instances of SCP-871 is replaced is currently unknown. Original recurrences of SCP-871 have been observed and mutated over time, varying in minor characteristics between each instance, with larger changes occurring in roughly 5% of replacements. No deleterious effects have been observed to result from the consumption of SCP-871, even in cases where several instances have been consumed, excepting those expectable from eating large amounts of cake. SCP-871's danger originates in the consequences of an instance not being eaten. Any instance of SCP-871 which is not consumed will cause a new cake to be created in its vicinity after 24 hours. While this is similar to its normal replacement behavior, the original instance will continue to exhibit the same properties, replicating if damaged and continuing to replace itself every 24 hours. This behavior had been observed and in all cases where more than 10% of the mass of an instance remained unconsumed. As there is no known mechanism for halting SCP-871 replication, any uncontained instances could replicate exponentially, quickly becoming unmanageable. No maintainable plans for the containment of more than 20,000 instances of SCP-871 have yet been devised. It is estimated what an uncontrolled outbreak originating with a single instance could render the Earth uninhabitable within 80 days.


What's going on guys? Patriot Prime here once again with another live video and happy Friday the 13th I am here tonight with special guest Alex. They're in the middle and Bert the storm trooper who kind of got Into the spirit of Friday the 13th vote on a different spectrum. You might do it, right? Wasn't off. Yeah, it works for me All right, well, how is everybody doing this evening? Hope you've all had a happy Friday the 13th. I had had a pretty good one I had a somebody PayPal dispute me and PayPal voted in my favor found Found new parts for my Jeep just just a good day all the way around had some pretty cool Reveals from the Hasbro panel today. I mean not great. I was expecting more than just three figures And but we'll go go into that later on of course. I know the main reason everybody's here tonight is for the drawing For t-rex, which brings us to our guest Alex here. Alex is the one who donated t-rex to the channel for me to review and give away so Give the man a hand Thank you quote Robocop I Larkin there's Larkin he said put the mask put the masks back on my eyes See my next has a filter in it for safety You want to tell me what you're doing to my little green pal down there see I'm lucky I don't have to say anything All right, well, we're kind of hoping we'd have a few more guests in with us tonight So we're all just kind of shoot the ball for a while And I guess what we can do is I've got on my second monitor here the reveals the studio series 86 reveals that I thought maybe we go over and discuss a little bit So let's go ahead and do that right now cause you know, we just don't want to hop right into the giveaway I mean we got to build up that anticipation way. Well, there's 62 people watching right now I don't think 62 people have ever watched my channel So what's cause what you're on mine? So and Come on Just FYI I have ordered the 2021 Pocky one ship challenge for Bert and I to do it's supposed to arrive Wednesday and then as soon as it arrives and we'll throw one in the mail for Burt's hopefully Next week we'll get that going on That ship straight to me though. I don't know what I'm thinking because I just quickly ordered to Because you remember how fast they sold out. Yeah Yeah, see Bert eats them things like corn chips I got the 2019 somewhere, but I don't know where it is Nice mask I actually customize this one. This is one of those dollar general masks Yeah, I did the cut up here the weathering It works And I always hated how my mouth showed through so that's why I put the little vent there on the inside so you can't see me talk I Keep wanting to be Jason for Halloween, but the family has other plans Then you guys do that last year It was the year before last year was gravity for last year was gravity fall right This year I'll probably keep it a secret for a while. I fully support that decision by the way Well, thank you. That's a good show. I didn't like it at first But when Dylan started watching it religiously for eight months, I got into it I do a bill cipher cosplay. So I saw that and it made me so happy.  Yeah, because I said cosplay is not a word Costuming what are we doing? What are we showing me for? Your daughter hopped a little say hi. Oh come on. Say hi. I'm bald, but hello Actually working on her costume I'm getting it to talk with you right now, actually Because you still can't get this right You wear ties more than I do you should know how to do this way now I've shown you plenty of time We can watch everybody sure how to tie a tie Mean the things you learn on a Patriot Prime reviews hit 10k you got hot chip challenges How to tie a tie? There you go. Look at that Nice Let's see what watching Burnham for getting to look over here to chat see what's going on Yeah, I'm not looking at the cat either Hey, Kato Kato's here by we They're in knots here. I don't know I sent the invite Kato explain yourself All right, we got a bunch of people in anyway, so we I know Kato's went over the studio series releases Right, right. Oh, what's that? Razel or is it Razel or rock rock? She's literally doing a costume. I'm not gonna go crazy with a double Windsor Anything like that if she's doing a costume and she's gonna go make tiktok videos with it She can single not as fine That's all I learned to know when I got my casino security job We had breakaways in case somebody grab us by the tie I know I know a couple of knots, but she's doing she's doing a costume for tiktok You can't see mine anyway. It doesn't matter what I put on there. There you go. Yeah, he's got the epic beard going on You make a deluxe Baldwin him jealous. Yeah Birds coming along. I shave mine off my knowledge. I have two others you can use Okay All right, well we got 71 people in here, let's talk about some stuff. Let us bring up the studio series 86 reveals we're gonna start with Starscream here and Pretty much. We're all in agreement that this is Earthrise Starscream with some tweaks now Like it says digital render shown final product may vary So how true this is gonna be to the actual figure, but you'll notice. I think we were talking earlier Let me see if I can get this in a solo layout Full-screen layout. There we go Right here. See the null ray. I believe you're right. Look how it looks like it attaches to the shoulder pauldron right there Yeah, somebody got us a real. Yeah Clear close-up shot of that and apparently you can take the no ray off the arm and then mount it onto the pauldron Because otherwise when you bring the arm up with the no ray mounted normally, it won't fit It won't work. So this way you have to mount it on the pauldron You'll notice how far forward the no ray looks in this shot Yeah, it's mounted on this forearm rather than his bicep Yeah, you can see a little bit of purple on the bottom right about where your cursor is now. Yeah, right there I think that's the attachment Now of course, he's got the big hinged cape And the crown and the pauldrons, but what really has me interested is right here this throne I hope it's a good quality plastic throne because I told Alex earlier my Megatron is gonna be sitting on that for my display And that's just gonna be a separate thing. He's not gonna do anything, right? As far as I know, I mean, I think it comes in the box. So, yeah, there's jet mode and that's that's pretty much earth rise right there It looks like earth rise but in cartoon colors. Yep So there you go, it looks like it's gonna be one of those boxes where you don't get to see what's on the inside They're gonna do the same thing they did with us Or they That is the secret mode over and over and over. Yeah So then, you know, they'll release studio series earth rise sky war thunder cracker Maybe those who missed out on the cone heads will finally get them. Yeah Also missed out on the thunder cracker sky war. Well, yeah, yeah Yeah, I was fortunate. I've got every seeker so far No, there's Rodimus. Hey, buddy Yeah You guys are talking Starscream I figured I might as well bring them in with his G1 nuggetron accessory. Yeah, that's so funny That's how I have mine posed back there, too So on this real quick, I want you I'm going to introduce you to Alex here who's with us The one who donated the t-rex for me to give away very nice He's he's from West Virginia and just felt obligated that he was gonna support a fellow West Virginian Cool Didn't get it from them, but I wanted to show my support for them as well It's just a good thing. They're doing for my hometown and like bringing an actual, you know an interesting Yeah Yeah, I grew up there. I've I've cruised that street so many times growing up. I destroyed the universe there You're not Skeletor But I still took it down Alright, so we was pretty much discussing Rob Starscream and I know you did a video on it because I saw the comment Oh We figure he's pretty much Earthrise Starscream with some extra features like he is he's they've changed his hands out So they they you can do the whole like, you know when he like my fellow decepticons That's the whole idea there because otherwise they're just fists. Yeah, so I'm wondering I mean can they closes like regular fists like It looks like he has a hand on his clothes. Okay. Yeah, it's probably the same fists for One of the hands right there look at the first knuckle on the open hand. He's got a hinge at the base of the fingers. Okay. Yep Right there. So I don't think he can point like the Rodimus figure. I think he's just got the he can do that Well, yeah, because if he can close long enough as long as he can transform with it. It's fine, right The other thing is of course is being able to hold like a g1 Megatron accessory kind of thing Which actually if he has the open hands means that you can get an accessory For him that has instead of just being like the five millimeter port port like this You can have it with the stock on the back of the Handle and actually get it into Megatron and we get it into Starscream's hand You know I'm saying refresh my memory but Megatron did he always have his stock when he transformed in the card soon? Yeah, always that's what that's what I was thinking Yeah, he had the stock so the thing is is that every time they've made an accessory You either have to like remove the the the handle and then put something else in there or do something else So now with a with a you know a stock you doesn't necessarily look like this and then If I actually got this particular Starscream I think I was I don't know if I had mentioned this but like I think I had said to Kato is kind of like hey You know maybe if I actually got this Starscream, I can customize this one into someone else You know and then I turn him into another seeker or maybe You Work so Skywarp doesn't have that gaping mouth.  Yeah For a week. I want to construct the cons with oh, yeah, they need to release the constructor cons with trumpets Hey, just get me a 3d print the set of trumpets for the classics the septicons and Dave Combiner Wars This guy Yeah, combine or is Debbie. Oh, yeah. Yeah, just give me a set of trumpets for this guy Larkin get on it Can you make all six trumpets combined into like a baritone? Needs new I need the a redo of those Elbows for certain robots and individual weapons. They've never re-released them. So Yeah, blitzwing would there are so many studio series figures.  Let's roll into the big announcement not this guy We'll save him for last this one Definitely on my list I didn't get a tight turn one so man I went all over the place to get Titans return actually got one on eBay when it came out for like five dollars more than cost Right, and then when he got him I was like well this ain't great It of course it was a headmaster, and that was the big complaint. Why are all these characters headmasters? Yeah, oh, I skipped on that That's yeah, that's that's what I was not buying transformers.  Yeah, well that was on the Siege line Well, Earthrise Earthrise sucked me in and then I found most of the Siege line at Ross were like discount Okay Was the reveal the shield one that turned into a pickup truck Yeah, who's that track vehicle, right? Yeah, not a pickup truck like a track vehicle like a snow vehicle or something, right? Yeah, he was something weird But I like this one. He's the microscope and then he has a great g1 callback right there That's awesome a little turret gun in place. He's got the treads and everything I mean that is so g1.  I have a ball with this guy Yeah, I believe he's a deluxe class. Yeah Yeah, he looks yeah, he should be which is not a bad thing because I mean his figure was bigger than the you know G1 figure was bigger than prime. Oh, yeah, that's huge. Yeah, of course Blaster was the one who was massive Yes, yes, he was bigger than combined retroplex almost He's actually he's as tall as a copy truck and superior Because I got him standing the both of those next to both of those mine stand them aside. It's got links He's towering over him, too. Yeah, he's actually he's actually taller than See the leaks the listings the long list of leaks For all the stuff that's supposed to come out next year. No, yeah, I was expecting some of that on this today So was I so was I I think per se there was trying for them trying to get the yeah I wonder if the microstep's gonna work, you know, I wanted to see how those pictures Now everybody's saying all this stuff's already sold out on Hasbro pulse. That's why I recommend you go to entertainment earth Yes I got my Rodimus prime early from I got my pretty much all my way three kingdom from them See, you've had good luck with them. The few things I got from entertainment They would be delayed and delayed and delayed and I gave up Hmm I didn't order the arc through them for the extra pins So we'll see how that goes, but it did What's that mark I've been doing really good with entertainment earth lately in fact I let my my membership at Hasbro pulse laps I think I got about four months left on my I was I wasn't gonna renew it because I really honestly I didn't use it enough And the generation select stuff That's the generation select stuff that I wanted would sell out before I had a chance to buy it And then the rest of the stuff that was available was just stuff that I wasn't interested in Yeah Used to have the on-core reissue. I've got one actually signed by paul eiding the voice of Perceptor from g1 nice Let's see shatter glass. Yeah, there's a lot of Shatter glass. Oh, that's rosie l All right, what's this somebody misspelled Bert's name Oh, there's fishy. Hey fishy. He did that cool animated birthday greeting to me All right, now let's go ahead and look at the what I thought was the stinker of the trio was the sweep the sweep I mean, that's lame. That's it's it's a lighter collars scourge. It's your scourge scourge And the hands are switched Yeah, I want to open hand one closed hand except it's a different hand this time around and it's a different shade of blue Right, got their left finger. Did uh scourge have the right fingernails He did But he had the the clawed hand the open hand was on the left hand. This one showed it on the right Yeah, you know, they can at least change the face up a little bit I just that's just crazy. They were all the same in the movie though that it was just Came drawing over and over and over so Well, at least if you get one you can have you know Two open hands or two closed hands. It's supposed to be more than one blast effect. It's supposed to come with it Or is it just I don't remember if they say it's just one one I remember they showed three, but Yeah, it's just the one Of course, what's funny watch this guy come out and then scourge will go on clearance I haven't seen scourge on shelves for a long time. I saw it when they first came out and that was it But amazon you know how amazon fluctuates so much will be on clearance for one day and shoot back up the next Now I actually um I think I ordered scourge originally when he first came out And then I found one at a hobby shop and I was like gotta pick him up So I bought him right away and now I've just bought two more on uh big bad toy store So uh, so I have two sitting in my pile of loot I had a scourge uh picked up for me from a buddy buying in new jersey. He was in a walmart and he's like hey, you need this I'm like, yes Nice. Yeah, there he is Yeah Yep Was that ever explained why he had red fingernails He likes to drag Can't judge I think he I think he was uh, it was just more of a you know Scratch it and claw and I don't know because they're supposed to be like demons. You know what I mean, right? The idea I guess is supposed to be bloody fingers And the first official g1 with facial hair Wreck gar even though he was portrayed in the cartoon having it the toy did not Right. Well, you're so you say it was the first toy. Yeah. Yeah, yeah I Mean if you squint real hard, maybe you can see facial hair on wreck gar, but it's just the lines on his face I say that alex just got a g1 wreck gar today All four expires while you wait recently operators are standing by Nice I have never had a g1 wreck gar I have I have a g1 wreck gar I found it at a local comic book store and just I I didn't buy it the first day, but I had to go back like a week later and get it I'm into toy. Oh, I just recently discovered there's a new toy store that's opened up here in west virginia Do you know where hinting is alex?  Yep. There's a toy store in hittin about 37 miles away I'm thinking of taking the new jeep for a road trip. It's beautiful country down there. Oh, I know I have a g1 Yeah, mine is complete. I have all the weapons and all that kind of stuff that he came with he came with the the axe Studio series wreck gar looks awesome. I can't wait to actually yeah, same here There we are Will I be picking up the generation? Oh my god, I laughed so hard at that Of course, it struck me because what video all rhinox I put that little guy could come It was fresh in the head because you just made one So the first thing I saw when I open up my twitter is Someone posted a picture of isabella Do you know who i'm talking about? No, that's why we're all quiet The girl the girl on the uh on the um On the live stream. Yep Everybody's like talking about her. She was the only one that had any personality. Yeah And alex answer your question real quick. Yes, I'm getting that generation selects one because that is marvel g1 galvatron Or galvatron 2 as he was known as yeah, and that was my definitive galvatron growing up I would take that galvatron that galvatron would kick animated galvatron's butt Yeah, I do have a g1 galvatron toy somewhere in my boxes after my move, but Yeah, it's one of the I really don't have as many g1s as I have everything else Just I I didn't have them really as a kid and So I don't have the attachment to g1. I just I like the puzzle Of the transformer toys.  Yeah, I just had to get it So I picked up that prime. I picked up that madness because he combined with magnets So I had them all the next thing you knew I was back in the transformers again Then I picked up that sideburn and realized you need to have an engineering degree to transform him Oh, that's those figures sucked and they they just fell apart in your hands. They fell apart. Yeah Sideburn was the hardest one out of the entire Robot in the sky's line that he was so difficult to transform which one sideburn. Yeah Like yeah, like you had to like Pull apart weird things and like the panels were in weird places I don't think I have ever transformed that figure without the front bumper flying off I Always hated robots in the skies megatron. I think I bought that figure Went through all the transformations and he's been in robot mode since 2000 or whenever I got There's no point in doing any of the other the dragon and the robot. Those are the only two transformations you need Yeah, everything else is just it looks like a lot of plastic. I think I have all six Uh, Autobot brothers because I have all six of the the two different colors. Yeah Because when that came out I I went like I had to have Uh, the the entire line. I literally went crazy and bought the entirety of rid uh, you know 2001 and I I remember transforming them a few times and then I just turned them into vehicle mode and left them in vehicle mode Like they've been in vehicle mode in the bins For I don't know how long You know josh, I like that idea. That's pretty cool Where people send in pictures of their collection and do like it quick. Hey, this is Long time subscriber and here's his collection. That's I don't know you have to work on something for that. That's pretty cool And somebody's an idea somebody just asked us something And There we are this is from blood flaw 85 Love the name. What was your first experience? What was your first experience that got you into transformers? Easy mine was picking up issue number three of the marvel comic series because I saw spider-man webbing up a giant robot And that was hooked ever since Pass it on to alex Uh I think visiting cousins and friends that had You know a couple of the toys when I was little And just the the puzzles and their cars and I always like cars. I've got A lot of hot wheels I like cars. I like stuff that are puzzles. It just works. I'm more Into the toys really even more than the fiction mark 1984 my first two transformers in no particular order because I don't remember which one came first Were optimist prime and bumblebee I very I very vividly remember getting those two Transformers and Then it became it was the it was the show that was on after school every day And all the kids were buying transformers. We were all bringing them to school We were all playing transformers. This was in the third and fourth grade Right and if if you didn't run home after school to watch Transformers and gi joe The next day you had nothing to talk about with anybody You want to hear something lame Where I lived way out in the boonies. I didn't get transformers But one of my friends would tape record the episodes and give me the cassette tape So I'm just I don't I'm just listening to the show Wow, I haven't thought about that in years. You just hit you just triggered that memory So Went the first season was aired. I think it was either saturday mornings or sunday mornings I don't remember specifically, but I know it was a once a week episode and I know it was because in the new york area I can't remember if it was either saturday or sunday morning But I remember the first episode because I was watching all the different saturday morning cartoons You know afternoon cartoons and such and it was already in he-man and um The first episode of transformers came on that I saw was countdown to extinction And that's how I first What's a season one episode? and You know, I just remember like the whole having to chase megatron down To get to dr. Archibald's lab and you know the these, you know hero these um These heroes are two hero pro you know these robots are two hero or these autobots are two hero programmed to know when to quit And uh, okay saturday morning eight o'clock 11 or channel 11. Yeah, wpix 11. That's right. So it was saturday morning eight a.m um and I saw that episode and So yeah, because j jay is in brooklyn. So um, so he knows it's wpix 11 isn't you know When I saw it it was only when I was down at my grandfather's house the house i'm living in now It was wg in chicago monday through friday The bozo show Yeah, it was funny too because wpix 11 also aired Was uh, how I watched uh, like it was eight godzilla movies in a row was uh, it was through the godzilla thon Which I still have to get to like my next godzilla view But anyway, so that was the first episode that I watched and then from there It was like I had to get the toys. So I don't know. I had gotten bumblebee cliff jumper And star scream were my first three transformers And then I had gotten more obviously as this time, you know went on from there But like I remember specifically those three were my first G1 transformers Back in 84 So and then I then the top of that was like trying to mix in the go bots too.  Let's give it about five more minutes and we'll do the drawing Let's let's see if there's any other somebody asked if we're getting that 700 dollar optimus prime. No, no I've had somebody people ask me that I was I was vaguely interested when it was 200 dollars Before hasbro got their grubby mitts on it and decided to Hike it up 500 percent Yo, the first one that released it is optimus. It was I think it was only like 450 and now it's 750 Yeah, it just keeps going up higher and higher But it's one of those things like yeah, it's cool And I just played with it for a half hour. Then it's going in the boxer on the shelf Yeah I mean I can see the gimmick wearing out really quick unless you're going to call and invite people over on the weekends Spend time watching optimus prime. I think the I mean it's it's a one-time novelty That's the thing about it. It's like a one time like oh, that's really really cool Wow And then that's it. I think a more practical use of 700 dollars for for something honestly is that that chess piece Yep, yes, I have I'm excited for trans metal to megatron. Yes Where is it there it is here? I'll take I'll take it out of the the packaging so you can actually see it but the uh that that the chess board is going to be huge But that's the king Oh, wow Yeah That's optimus prime that like so can you imagine a chess board with man Yeah So it yeah for 700 Buzzer the bumblebee four pack instructions big Oh better than that. Um, yeah So getting a close look at it here like it's got the king like right there on the on the front Um The Autobots there and it's hand painted you can actually see some of the the stroke marks So My daughter has proclaimed that I am a pretty pretty princess All right So so what do you what do you guys think then about that that chess piece then like the whole chess set? We get like Say again What is it like 600 dollars for that chess set? It's 600 dollars for the initial 16 pieces And then if you want to get galvatron and rodinus It's a you know $50 a piece basically for the pieces and the reason why it's because he's like just That's why yeah, if you're not a chess player if you're if you're into chess Then you're going to be all on top of that.  Yeah And and that's the thing like some people they they go they go heavy for these collect like This is like one of those things that you put like on your like a person who's in the chest would put it on their their coffee table Yeah, I know there's a there's a market for it I know there's people that are really in the chest and they collect like really high end chess sets But it's it's just not not my alley And I mean I think it was a hero collector is the one who's making it so Yeah, holly holly set the nail on the head right there Chess that's cool, but no space for it. Yeah I'm having a hard enough time finding space for what I've got Especially when you got this going on No, what's he pulling out now my desk is so sticky before the show started guys, I I Of alcohol That's uh, oh my castle grayscale finally shipped That set is so cool I can get him off a damn minecraft Yeah, my castle grayscale set at the dinner table for three weeks Every day my daughter would come home time to play with castle grayscale Well, haven't you noticed something new in the background here? There's a table Yeah, there's a table that's going to be my uh, master's universe display dead center here in the middle of the room Nice wow Um, my uh, my son wanted to watch an episode of he man, so You know, he was sitting on my lap before I had to get ready for bed so He was like he man. He man. He man like he got upset because adam took too long to become he man Super robot ed you're gonna like the guy and if you're a fan of the trailer I'm gonna highly highly recommend super glue to keep this sucker together Because it will not tab together Yes, just right here on these tabs Right there super glue on the ends. Let it dry 24 hours and It's freaking perfect I used clear nail polish on mine Same thing. I just I just opened the trailer. I grabbed some clear nail polish. I put it on the tabs Let it dry and it shuts perfectly fine and So I found out that it's not so much that the tabs don't hold together It's that red piece in the front that hinges forward That's what pushes it apart Because before I did the fix on mine I took that piece inched it forward and shut the trailer and it stayed to shut Perfectly right here where it tabs in No, that see that whole red piece. Yeah That that is what pushes the sides out Oh, yeah, it's gonna be a little too wide. Yeah Yeah, we gotta see if you take that out it shuts perfectly But when you put that back into the mix that's what pushes the sides apart So by thickening the tabs on the handle you got snow plow mode Trash truck mode All right, well fellas, I think it's time that we make somebody's friday the 13 lucky nothing Oh, it's good. Sorry. Yeah All right all right, so I have all my youtube comment picker up right here The url to the review the t-rex review is here. Let me go ahead and I'm gonna make this widescreen There we go. So you guys can see what's going on. There's the url for the video And still somebody who doesn't win is gonna complain just like I guarantee it. I will lay money down Now because I saw in the comments that a few people commented three or four times that's not fair We're gonna filter those duplicate users. Sorry. That's how we play the game And so that is pretty much it Let's see. Let's see how many comments we have for this You will have a one in 262 chances of winning this team man. That's a lot of comments Hmm That's a good number. That's a very good number. And of course once I hit this to win you have to have commented 80s what was my comment? 80s Rex virginia It's a done deal. It's a done deal and honor alex done here So are you guys ready for me to hit this button and pick a random winner Now I am going to stress That the t-rex you're getting is the actual one I did the review on I put him back in the box So you're not getting a mint in package when you're getting the one I reviewed He was transformed once put right in the box. So that's what you're getting Patriot primal licked it All over all over. All right.  It's a done deal. So there we are that is our winner of t-rex You've got one week to contact me you can contact me via facebook or instagram And we'll get you taken care of i'm going to actually Memo two two four commented oh it's used unsub I Said that in the first video. So there we go. Congratulations. Super saying what if man? That's funny. I like it Yeah I'm gonna screenshot that real quick so I can share winner is over 9 000 I think i'm the only one that gets that dude. I got you Oh, it's a dragon ball thing. There we go. Yeah I I never entered these because I don't want By any chance anybody saying oh Burton jayson or buddies and they're cheating Oh, you know that would happen.  Yeah, he said he didn't see his name when it flashed like that All the viewers dropping like that do not Right What's that? What's that call it stew nod? Yeah It's italian, you know stew nod We've got no shout out to nothing up here for donating the t-rex I will get him packed up and he'll be in the mail asap as soon as super saiyan gets a hold of me with his address So and yes, if he doesn't contact me within a week, we'll do it again All right, so anybody else got anything you want to talk about Um Anybody pick up anything new? Oh, oh today this week's been ghost monsters and Ninja Turtles week for me, man I did you guys see that the leak for this guy is gonna they're apparently gonna actually make him now. Yeah Oh, I saw it the first thing I was like did they actually see the pictures of my custom and actually decided they're gonna make You know, I hope you're gonna travel for it Yeah, if I think one of the uh the comments on the video earlier uh, they said I I didn't enter specifically so I didn't win it um Because I did by my own So I didn't uh didn't need to win it again Did we ever get smoke screen out of that mold? Yeah Yeah, yeah, we got smoke. Yeah, I'm looking up on the shelf going wait a minute. I don't see too I don't see the yeah, okay. Actually I got four because I got barricade too proud iron hide barricade, you know proud iron hide and barricade are on my list Ninja t-rex pool, yeah rex pool I'll be getting that that t-rex again when the Jurassic Park set comes out. I've got that one In order to My favorite original transformer back in the day was megatron because not only did I play with him as the leader of the decepticons I used him as a gun when I went out and played with the neighborhood kids Where you can actually run around with a gun and pretend to shoot each other. Yeah, we didn't have nerve I don't remember mine There wasn't no we had rambo you remember remember that those rambo guns that actually looked real Yeah, and they had this Looked real Remember the suction cup darts you get shot in the head with one of those. Yep Alicons are flooding wall greens now. Wow Really if Jay I I wouldn't mind like actually having like two or three alicons You can find him. He's ready to be toy hex. I got this whole toy hex pal right here and every time I get rid of Toy hex here's like oh, here's a new figure to review We're gonna do a backlog of ugly legs next Uh, I have an open mon. He's Four packs still up there You guys saw the picture I I took right of my of my local walmart or that was a it was one of the walmarts I went to that was pathetic. Yeah Yeah, straight up Yeah, I'm I'm seeing uh Like wave one kingdom deluxe is Maybe a case at a time, but that's uh Yeah, I don't know if I can get this Focus in Because it's it's just it's just white, right? So let me see if I can share it another way Uh Now just take me back out.  Hopefully he'll have all four. Yes. We have figure anywhere. I want tracks He's on the hasbro pulses ebay store right now 22 bucks free shipping Oh and I ordered uh Kingdom red alert today too. Yep Yeah, I ordered everything on pulse Although I couldn't get preceptor on pulse for some reason it wouldn't go in the car But I went over to amazon and got that one Yeah, if you want to bring this up You got to bring up the the thing I have right now. Yep There we go. You know there that this was a local walmart This is what my stores look like all the time real Yeah, that ractonite has been there since wave two first came out oof So my local targets have not seen restock of transformers at all whatsoever the ones around me have gotten they got a glut of the the buzzworthy This guy They got a bunch of those and then I saw One other four pack on the shelf when I picked up mine Uh, but those are all disappeared since then So in the last like three days, I've been to four different walmarts in my in my area like within an hour driving And that's how they've all been like that. They're all like that the the the furthest walmart I went to had Uh wave one Stuff on the shelf had warpath black arachnida and sheet or Yeah, that's about all I see Yeah So we've got wave one. Of course, I lucked out couple weeks ago. I found the sparkless seeker And optimus and optimus prime on rat trap set by left that still set there, but and that's it I haven't seen anything new no new masters of the universe no new transformers I mean i've been hunting the wreck guard hoping to find him everybody's saying he's showing up at Walmarts. Yeah I've seen uh the origins evil two pack at target Uh, I can't remember the characters Kildore and trap jar uh Kildore and chronos. Yeah, I've seen those at uh one of the targets within 45 minutes a year It's weird. I live, you know in a fairly large city, but we've only got one target right here Then the next one's half hour away Okay That's true 10 000 skeletors. Yep Yeah, jrc comment are still doing the reset. I think mine's reset because my transformers went from one side to the other Yeah, but there's still no stock They just they moved Yeah There's just like nothing anywhere like it's just That what are we supposed to do the pegs? Yeah So it's like you order online. They all get they all have the stuff that you want, you know But the problem is is that you have stuff that's target exclusive And you can't get in the other way unless you actually go to a store If if it's actually shipped to that store because I don't think they're on available online. Are they? Like can you order the the buzzworthy bumblebee four pack like? He was on he was on the other day But not for shipping because I don't think you know on it, but yeah, you can't find it for shipping Yeah, that's online I ordered it online. It was pick up in the store I can't find that tracks anywhere Yeah, I can't get tracks scorpionock rhinox Um Well, you said he was on the ebay store. I can't find them there either. Hmm Uh, I think somebody else suggested cmd store Yeah, well, it's a couple dollars more, you know, that's yeah. Well, yeah, you gotta pay for that shipping at that, you know, it's At that point. I'm just gonna keep looking for them in the wild Yeah I don't care if I really got on tracks. I want tracks. I like the character. I want drugs He looks good as robot mode Yeah, the legs are I get where people don't like the legs the way they flip around I I did it a couple times and I seemed to get it. Okay It's just the order of the way you have to flip the foot and then reverse it and yeah Hey, that's one of those figures like like the g1 figure is is such a perfect figure for me Uh, the masterpiece figure I find that figure so perfect also So I really want to get that kingdom one Hey, buddy. There he is Send me that link, please I couldn't find that anywhere Thank you, sir. Yes, sir. That's what we're here for We got each other's backs Nice Yes Yeah, I've been over here. I'm just you know, you're trying to find that I also got to save some money for uh for next month too because next month is retro con Oh god, and then you got tf con right afterwards. You're gonna be eating some ram noodles I don't know. I I honestly don't know if What's the call it? I mean if I'm gonna end up going to new york comic con now because of the restrictions that new york is Going to be imposing so I'll keep our fingers crossed for baltimore boys.  I'm an hour and a half from the city It would be easier for me to commute to new york city than to um Than to pay much like pay so much money a night to stay in the city You know all right burt that links on the way Fantastic, thank you sir. Yes, sir. The problem is it's like I told you it's like 16 dollars to go through the Lincoln tunnel unless It's 13 dollars with easy pass Which is insane Yes, jrc. I saw those and your little leg clips.  Shit. Sorry, man Oops I need it off a tf con and uh What's the call it? There's a tf con coming um In uh in march of 2022 it's going to be in la I don't know if i'm gonna be able to go to that one. Yeah, that might be a stretch for me Because gotta be able to like because I don't know if I have to fly or i'm gonna drive And if we're gonna drive it's gonna take this to be like a whole cross country thing because you know, we're all on the east coast so No, I'll stick to the east east coast con's You know, I'll try to go maybe I can go to more now.  Yeah, I mean it had no speed Top speed was 65 as soon as you went over 65. It was like this Yeah But I mean I mean I had it for 11 years. It was hard letting that one go Oh, yeah, they're great visuals They're just not practical for everyday use. Yeah, so now I've upgraded from a 2001 to a 2018 Okay, 18. That's good. Well, that's uh the last year of the jk, right?  I did where he looks all pissed off Oh speaking of upgrades for the the the vans Uh, have you guys got the non-f sets for any of the the for the vans or no? I saw them I haven't ordered any I think I have I have a if I ever get my hands on that iron hide I can swap out the tires but I have it on ratchet and I also swapped out the the crotch plate. Oh, these are new That's good Jrc. It's not patriot prime. I sent you a message as me So in case you're not seeing it. I went on your jrc design facebook page and that's where I sent you the message Well, it's just a quick message. I just wanted to chat with you. Just a second What? Yep Jeep just empty every pocket Yep, if it's not bad enough with the transformers now got a new jeep It's a new body. So you got to get all the new stuff to go with the new body. They are out now. I just ordered a set Oh, those look nice Wait, look at this. Look at that Rodham is making us spend more money What oh on the non-f sets Yeah Those look good I kind of sworn I ordered something from from jrc and didn't even realize it and was like Yeah, he's done some wheels for the vans I've got a set of them on uh either ratchet or iron hide from earthrise I'm trying to remember there were awful lot of casualties that day Oh, yeah, I remember we inverted polarities Super easy barely an inconvenience I make it those wheels too and then just crumbed them up like a day with rodimus You know after watching your video on rodimus. I need to get myself a new pin. This one's about empty I when I first bought this all I did was go through my entire g1 collection Yeah Yep These are nice Nice a whole bunch of nice stuff there. You got the Yeah, that's Rico that'll probably be some time after tf con The toy hatch or new jeep Yeah, I actually he my new jeep is going to be hound So i'm going to get some of the military stars to put on it and uh, definitely not about some more too Do you have an od green? I'd like to the wife even brought that up. I like how she thinks She's the one to even come out come out with the idea about calling him You could probably uh do a wrap almost just as easy true You wouldn't have to worry about door jams and stuff just wrap the outside. Yeah Yeah, because changing colors on a vehicle is a pain I kind of like it gray. I mean doesn't show dirt is bad Yeah, you could uh Maybe get some decals to put her on the edges of the panels to make it look like they're riveted together Kind of like a military or that would look sweet. Yeah, especially on the silver It's like we're sitting here like so busy like taking a look at all the upgrade stuff that are out there, right?  Oh, look here. Look at this Now we're looking forward to I hope to meet a bunch of you guys there I mean is that's what I am looking the most forward to it. We were talking the other day There's really nothing. I'm after at toy f toy f con tf Yeah, that's what we're about anyway Because they haven't announced any of the figures they haven't announced any of the custom things And to be honest last tf con I went to I didn't really see anything I liked I mean as far as their exclusives, but I am just I cannot wait to meet like these guys Yeah, yeah, I'm going to be browsing for the most part Yeah window shopping table shopping just kind of like if there if anything catches my eye that I really want And I'm like, yeah, I'm going for that But For the most part, I just want to meet people. It's one of like I want to be around people My transformers people that's that's what I want to do while I'm down there Not me. I want to be there with my fellow review guys and this group and everybody else do not talk to me Do not make eye contact We'll bring an extra pocket chance to collect two hundred dollars. I do not want any green m&m's Make sure you bring some extra pants for deluxe.  We're gonna be in the dealer room be like, what was that? Somebody in the comments mentioned The 86 movie is going to be on the big screen Next month, September 26 and 28th So Our theater Will allow you to rent out the theater for like a hundred bucks And you can bring your own dvd and I've been debating on doing something maybe for some local kids Patreon presents and we'll watch my new 4k one on the big screen That would be sweet We'll do it I want to have a beer at patreon is what uh, who was it? I'm riko. Yeah, it was riko. Oh, I'm probably Riko probably gonna have to have a beer with you at retro con then too, right? Beer's all the way around. Just make sure It's a twist top My whole desk is sticky. I'm sticky. Give me a captain and a diet coke I can't wait for sticky patriot prime night at the fcode I That'll be that'll be during the cybertronic spree concert on sat on This is what happens with the two Damn it dark man answer your question. It's september 26 and 28 It's one showing each of those days. It's uh, 12 o'clock noon on uh, september 26th, which is sunday And then the tuesday the 20 september 28th is uh, going to be 7 p.m so i i'm gonna try and find out when when uh You know when my local theater here finally opens up tickets to it because then i'll order it It's like Yeah, what's that? Fathom events Fathom events is doing it and they're gonna show extra stuff. So it's not going to be just the movie They're probably going to show one of the extras Using an apple device. Yeah, cuz kato always rags on apple devices. Yeah I'm an android guy.  Yeah, come on in slap a kato You mentioned sabertronic spree. I know they're gonna be a retro con. Yeah, they are Are they gonna be a tf con also because i don't think so Okay, yeah um Unfortunately, they kind of got a little slowed down on their announcements. I think uh, They had to because of the fact they're from canada.  I'll show you a good reason why To Have an android phone And one it's it's my webcam Makes it help webcam. That's this is my youtube studio right here. Yep Mm-hmm Oh, um, I don't know if frank is still watching frank if you're still watching that link It goes to a sold out track. I'm sorry Oh lord It's kind of hard to play like wow like That's funny No, brian. This uh, this is fountain. This is my My girlfriend's cat. She's my buddy now It came close craig it hurt. I could feel it bubbling right here What do you say? Hey, he thought that was coming out of my ears earlier Or Let's see Nice capcom street fighter. I've been seeing all kinds of advertisers that new contra games Nobody in this panel we discussed that earlier Now we've got all those youtube channels. Let's watch somebody play video games. I saw I saw that which I saw that that um teaser for that new contra or the contra remade I'm hoping they put that out for the switch because I would definitely buy it if they put it on the switch Really that's such a the original contra really That would be amazing Duke nukem could not survive in today's climate. No, he cannot. Yeah, there's no Some of the things that he's actually said to Shake it, baby I know a lot of duke nukem quotes that i'm not gonna say on here Hail to the king, baby I love it Tracks losing his mind over here asking for that tracks link Yeah, the tracks tracks is uh sold out when I pulled it up it was there, but it didn't say I guess it just said I had ordered this but I didn't see the sold out part. Yeah Balls of steel. Yeah, all great balls of steel Um, I guess I guess james hopkins is watching us here. He also sent me the link On tracks is tracks. What's next tracks? tracks I Tracks is in stock at tf source for tf source 29 99. It's friday the 13th. Let's get Burt a tracks Speaking of of horror movie people The one I could not sit through was the rob zombie remake of halloween. I could not sit through it I can't sit through any of rob zombies movies.  Yeah And just I never loved love his music Can't stand these films. Yeah We we tried watching it and I never forget like we just I just couldn't sit I was just it was disgusting to me like I just halfway through turned it off And I and I normally never turn off a movie like that even like the original halloween in my opinion is a is a Is a good, you know, is a great old school horror flick, you know Speaking of horror. I decided with lisa and dylan at the fair yesterday. I had about four hours to kill I should have been reviewing but I decided to watch horror movies I watched 30 days of night, which I haven't seen in years and uh slither Oh, wow James guns Huh, what black slither with cherry stone knows that sliver Slyther's james gun with the alien that invades with the slugs that went down kind of like night of the creeps Gotcha, you're thinking of a different type of horror movie. Yeah Well, that wasn't a horror movie I really can't sit and watch like horror flicks anymore I just just doesn't appease to me anymore like the old school old stuff is fine new stuff I watched one a few weeks ago just calls it popped up and I thought oh what the heck I'll give it a try And it absolutely disgusted me and I've seen a lot of stuff You know, it was uh the terrifier had this clown in it Oh, hold on the winner is in the chat. Oh where he is where he is There he is there. He is you want to know you want the bot man Yeah, you want that you want to your ex Is he just not joining the is he not I don't know if he just joined but where did you come from? Grab This this is yours. I mean we can talk about this but this is yours He's waiting to be toy hex too I I have uh the filler kit on my inferno, uh the and I also I'm I'm I'm on the fence about art fire, but I do know that they are doing the ant next year. So Yeah, that's the voyager one that was the target lake I'm guessing possible possible. We don't know it's right now. It's a rumor As far as we know now, but I mean We turned out to be true I don't know Both of them on the shelf Oh, that's what I need to do. I need to get a clip of Jason spinning beer out his tear ducts and make that my super chat clip Yes, nobody's super chatty me that I was ready for a dancing bird dancing bird is right here has not seen his dancing bird. Yeah Did you get tagged in the last one too? No the six the six seconds worked. Okay Okay, the um Speaking of of Jason you do know that he he also murdered uh, susan blue I think it was in the seventh one in in part seven. Yeah And he actually is in part six We'll say that again. He murdered bumblebee in part six a dango No, this couple was driving a yellow Volkswagen Beetle and Jason stabbed through the most Volkswagen Beetle Oh That doesn't count Oh, I totally forgot I had the fundraiser on here. Yes I am uh taking donations for the wounded warrior project Uh that uh once I hit 10 000 subscribers. I was able to add the option to do that Uh through my amazon through my amazon shop.  That's cool. Okay. That's why you are not getting super chats Yeah, there's no super chat option Oh There's no super chat option Also a thousand wolves awesome That's a cool trick in it.  There's no there's a donation button. There's no super chat button. Yeah, there's a donate button Well, that's cool. I mean that that's awesome. Thank you guys so much. That's something new I've never seen before so I just decided to try it out. Uh through my amazon store Proceeds of that actually goes to wounded warrior project as well I got to meet and greet a lot of those guys when I worked at that resort I think I told you about our work at casino They actually did a thing For a bunch of wounded vets to come into our casino and I talked to so many of those guys And I consider myself so lucky that I went through what I did and I came back JRC come and donated and he commented. Well, I got my money's worth When that picture was taken my stage name was That's funny Okay, we'll see I learned something new tonight. That's great. So thank you all for donated to the wounded warrior project. I appreciate it. That's awesome Cool. Yeah, definitely Craig Oxford said that was uh Really cool. His wife almost fell out of the seat laughing. Oh, is she okay? Maybe we don't want her hurt. I mean we hate to see anything Bertie other night every time I pop that on rodamus will take his he-man dvd and go It's hurting my brain. Yep. Where's your masculinity, dude? Right here Oh, this is such a weird group Alex just said you're like what am I got myself into and we're so well You're over here petting a cat like dr. Claw Yeah, like dr. Claw Love it Nana matt 08 says siri. I'm late. Who won super saiyan Something what if What if I'm saying something like that super I'm saying wanna dinosaur There we go. Hey, that's what my wife said when she saw me created We're lucky we're on your street Because then my wife would be in the chat and be like, please stop please stop Well, you know, if you tell me to please stop that just means keep going The thing about that picture is that It's it really is kind of a an indicator of how much times have changed Because that Truly is no joking. That is my senior my high school senior photo And I got the typical one where I'm doing this And it was the photographer's idea for me to do that When I walked into that room They they set up a whole day They took one of the classrooms and they emptied it out and they turned it into the studio for the day And I was walking in with a couple of my my my classmates my female classmates We were all walking in together and as soon as I walked in the photographer goes, oh, we're gonna take some interesting pictures with you You just let us know and I will turn the live stream off if you want to talk about what happened to you after that photo shoot So now we know No, we did we did the typical the The jacket over the shoulder thing and we did a couple of those poses and he goes Let's do one with the shirt off and I just kind of I kind of did the the initial like What did you just say and all the girls? Yeah They kind of egged me into it and they went and got they got cooking oil from the cafeteria. That's why Oh my god They had to be doing push-ups and they're rubbing cooking oil on me They put the little bow tie on and that was straight up That was my senior picture and nobody can believe that that was actually A school photo that it was the photographer's idea and that this flew because Nowadays no way. No, how here's a cherry on top I don't have any physical copies of that picture left I gave them all away and more than half of them went to teachers You know how the teachers would do the clear cover on over their desk and they would put pictures under it Like the the clear five Yeah So in every single one of those I would sign it to missus so and so I'll never forget the night you made me a man I actually wrote that on those pictures that I signed for those teachers You can't do stuff like that now You just can't you don't get people go to jail for shit like that now Please please tell me your your uh stage name was the chrisco kid Because I am going to make so many memes now That is all true stories and I have half of my graduating class on facebook will attest to this because every time that picture comes up All those girls come up there and they they comment something. Ah, I remember that day.  I want a DeLorean I just want to bring you back to the 80s for a better time. Yes, sir All right, we've been on here an hour and 20 minutes. I think I'm gonna wrap things up We got an early day tomorrow. We got fair stuff. We got going on We got our fall photoshoot with Dillon for school That's been an annual thing that we've done and he's gonna get senior style pictures done with the new jeep That's cool. Yeah, so we'll see how that that that doesn't sound just after bird's story. It doesn't sound as Right Oh You punished me you'd put me in the corner. Yeah, oh my god I'll I'll freaking punch you Oh Yes, Alex will have so many stories when he goes What I did Friday night What's uh doing again all this See when I play that nobody else sees it mert until it's the surprise when it ends That's my roommate for tf con folks What was ppr sleeping in the hallway What was it that I posted the other day and the second comment was patriot prime patriot prime reviews as they're looking for a new roommate for tf con When you talked about how you can only orgasm by jacking off with a power glove. Oh, yeah I'm not surprised Our love it's so bad Select start select start Down be a left right be a start You know people are just hopping in going I thought we was drawing for a transformer Just we're all in the same room without the hall. Oh my god. Oh god.  How can we make you laugh better? I mean that's Oh, well, the be a the be a be a up down be a left right be a start is the turtles code Up up down up up down down left right left right be a be a start is the original konami code I'm trying to remember what the the one I used to know by heart was the mortal combat blood code a b a c a b b Yeah, abacus. There's deep down up left left a right down dollar Yep, this is why I was never good at video games. I couldn't remember anything Mash I remember a mortal combat too came out. I worked at a job that had a card laminator And I went. Oh, what was the magazine back in the day? Nintendo power one of those video game magazines and they had a printout of all the fatalities And I remember cutting those out to fit the cards and I laminated Move cards. So when my friends came over to play I'd hand them out so we get to know what we were doing Nice Oh, there he is Uh-oh The power jacker 3000 It's not even wireless.  I love the power glove. It's so bad There's deluxe. We was just talking about the pantsless wonder a while ago Oh, love it Yes, if you see burt get kicked out of the chat real quick, we know what happened Love it, you know, I never can Fatality on the arcade game Oh, uh, my my player was always sub zero and I knew the fatalities for him And I I learned how to play that game mortal combat 3 It's kind of the one I cut my teeth on and I learned to play in the arcade The guy that lived in the barracks across the hall from me Was always in the bowling alley playing mortal combat. So he was the one that taught me In the arcade machine at the bowling alley So that's where I learned how to play and I could do it easier in the arcade Then I can on consoles. In fact, I got a collection of fighting sticks because every time I'm playing mortal combat or Or a street fighter, I gotta play with fighter sticks because that's just the way I learned I learned in the arcades I can play either or but I prefer I prefer console just because I'm used to the controls but I could play either or like I'm I'm good with both And you know, especially like with street fighter. Yeah, you can kind of say like maybe the six buttons kind of make it easier but Mortal combat can go either way for me because with mortal combat. It's just the four buttons You know most controllers only have four buttons on right and then the shoulders are running block Right. So when I'm playing street fighter, I'm playing street fighter with l and r for my hard and hard punch and hard kick so Um, because that's old super nintendo controls And I just got used to that so where it was. Yes. Remember this one eternal champions Yeah, and then kill that ripoff thing. How about this one? You ready for this? Available for your home. Oh in 1995 only on nintendo ultra 64 Killer instinct. Yes Fogor was the man or the bot Yeah I mean, I I was so into gory fighting games. I think I bought every one There you go. Oh, yes This is one of many. This is my newest one Is that the 8 bit doe one? Huh? Yeah, this is the 8 bit. This is the 8 bit though This works on uh, microsoft it works on uh, the switch and it works on my raspberry pi Love this thing insane Is that right the primal rage? Do you remember another one called time killers? Yes, you press all five buttons to do a fatality. Yeah, and you can cut their arms off and stuff and then there's someone There was one called bio freaks. It was a bad. It was a horrible game. It was a terrible game Like it was a terrible fighter, but it was just good for the for the factory big man Of uh, uh, virtual I think it's virtual fighter. Yeah, okay only because the the polygon Thing was kind of new and it was really cool But I don't remember the name of the character, but it was the big black dude with the dreads and Jackie Isn't it jacky? I don't know. I don't that doesn't ring a bell But it was a big black dude with the dreads every time he won he would like Do yeah, I know you're he had the big weird Because tech was eddy. I think you know one of these or yeah So every time he did it I would do it and my friends would laugh That one came with the genus. I believe or one of them You think a virtual fighter two which was the 16 bit Downgrade port Yeah, the virtual fighter was 32 bit on the arcade right the the home console version of virtual fighter one First came out on 32x so Jeffrey That was Jeffrey. That's right Jeffrey Jeffrey. Okay None of the stormtrooper suit is in a band put away. It's the weirdest thing You wouldn't expect this from a plastic stormtrooper suit, but it shrank It's shrank. Yeah Okay, speaking of fighting games anybody ever played the beast wars one No, oh, yeah, there was one on nintendo 64 which I did a review for on my main channel um And then there was a playstation one TF cons gonna be weird Now i'm gonna have to bring that glove Tekken my my one friend was really good at playing his law was always martial law all the time so Man, I used a soul caliber was another one I loved And then I got the newest one for ps4 and just I don't know just it doesn't have the magic I had the old xbox one where spawn was one of the guest character Man, we I played that one with my wife a lot The one the version that I had had link because I had the game cube one So that is soul caliber two so And then there was uh I can make a separate channel for that Oh speaking of which by the way, I have not yet emailed callin about What we what wanted to do with a like I've not since we initially emailed him What we wanted to do for a panel Uh at tf con Do we do we want to do that? doing I mean i'm asking you if you want to Like I'll it's for me. It's one of those I'll do it if you guys do it Okay That's that's that's where I met with that Well, I think we kind of discussed let us know in the chat. Would y'all be willing to see something like us On a panel and one of the things I thought we could talk about was How we bonded so much over this last year with all this covid crap into one shows like this I mean it floored me when the the mighty rodamus primal befriended me and all of a sudden We're doing live streams together shooting the ball every week. I mean rodamus was one of the guys Man, one of these days it will be like him I I don't think of myself that highly but okay You're you're one of the big ones I appreciate that. I do burt dancing with these stormtrooper helmet. Where you go So If that part still fits you guys want me to bring way too much craft of tf con the ideas to go there with empty bags Buys my bags where they bring home not the other way around Alex and rodamus primal who what where are we? What now I think it's the bald head. I don't know Oh, I missed it. What? Someone says I'm related to someone Why do I feel like rodamus primal and alex are related?  He's been with us the whole time No, I was speaking of alex done This alex here or someone else like some other youtuber. I wasn't clear on that Dude, that would be good. I don't know why people are hating on it. I that movie was hysterical I love that movie I haven't really seen that much hate other than while my my friends didn't like it at all and I told him I said You've got to understand dc. You can't watch marvel movies and then jump into a dc movie Expecting the same thing, especially when they go wild dc Because everybody thinks dc superman batman wonder woman.  I knew it was going to be weird. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, that part is even I didn't even know that staro was going to be the villain It was a surprise for me watching the movie It was a very pleasant surprise So apparently on the the god of transformers knowledge, I appreciate that You have to change your name to rhodomus primus I didn't fell flat shit. I think I called the It was a thinking joke I think I called the figure rhodomus primal at some point during my review. Oh, I did I had to edit it out so many times Yeah, I I think well and you saw there was a couple of places where I edited stuff I wasn't supposed to I cut stuff out that I was supposed to because there was a really abrupt jump cut in the beginning of that Where I was saying something and then suddenly I'm saying something else and you're like, wait, what happened? I cut something out that I shouldn't have cut and then later I left in the part where I'm Measuring it and then I'm giving myself the audio cue to start talking again and I left that in And I ended up me calling him Towards the end of the video I quit calling it a rhodomus prime just calling it a rhodomus primal Like three or four times Videos is easy kids I've done that Go over myself over and over again before Kept auto correct drunk tonight Never had a problem with comics rewriting the stories because comics have been writing their own stories for years And yes and no Yes and no because the problem is is that I mean it makes sense sometimes but like A lot of times my my biggest issue is like you you have a character who's established and they they're they're the same character Let's say for 30 years And all of a sudden Some writer comes along and decides no that character isn't going to act like that anymore Then then to me it's like No no You ruined it Yeah, I mean they're really doing that with comics now I mean of course you all probably saw what happened to a certain dc character This week But man, I mean come on leave leave the established characters alone. Yeah, I was talking with my daughter about that, right? um Because my my train of thought on that was So for those of you that don't know, uh, they there's an established character that is it's Been around and it's a character that I've actually been reading since it was originally introduced back in the early 90s So this character's been around for some 30 years now and now this week this character is gay And I was talking with my daughter about that because she said well, it's great They're including it all this I'm like look it's not about whether they're including it or not It's it's it's fine if you want to make a gay character make a gay character But don't an established character that's been straight and has had female girlfriends For the past 30 years and now overnight he's gay This is the same reason that stanley's got a lot of shit When they were talking about making spider-man black They wanted to make peter parker black and he said peter parker's not black He's white and he caught a lot of shit about that because that's all people heard They didn't hear the rest of what he said after that Which was if you want to make a black spider-man make a new character that's black and make him spider-man And he's actually a really good character with a great backstory Yeah, don't take peter parker who's been this this character for this many years and just make him black for the hell of it You're not doing anybody any favors make a new character to introduce him And so they came up with miles morales and he's been fantastic So that's the whole point is like if you want to make a black character a gay character or whatever character Fine make one create a new character. Don't take one that's already established in changing So, you know, it's crazy about that though. There is a certain Netflix executive that disagrees with you Oh, yeah, yeah They when uh when asked about like, you know, changing the the race the gender or the sexuality of a character They're like someone had said like hey, why don't you create new characters? So we don't feel like we're getting hand-me-downs Right, like that this was asked of tep to it was a it was a black guy on a facebook group had asked ted by a selly um You know, why don't you create new characters instead of giving us hand-me-downs? And his response was well if we create a new character, um, then Then you then that character can get rejected That's true of any new character.  Well, he's thinking about money and that's all it is. Yeah Yeah, that's it. I mean create new characters the example that I just made of miles morales right there proves him wrong Yeah, miles morales is a new character. There's only a couple years old challenge of the super friends mm-hmm Now mind you not everybody loves the uh, you know What's the call it not everybody likes the new characters that they added in challenge of the super friends But come on you have a patchy chief and you have uh Uh black lightning and what was the gene samurai samurai? Okay? Black lightning went on to become a very successful and very well established character. There you go. There you go So you can create new characters and and they will be accepted You know when you create those new characters How many how many robins have been created? Oh, good lord. There's an army of them now. You got night wing red But there are five The situation was the original robin later went on to become night wing then jason todd came along.  Didn't they kill damien wane recently? Um, they did i'm not right. I heard that they killed damien wane. I heard that they used to Yeah, I don't I don't remember every batman either but but every time there's a new robin They've been widely accepted the only robin that was not Well accepted initially was jason todd. Yep, and it wasn't because he was a new robin it was because They introduced him as a completely polar opposite of what robin had been Yeah, he was brutal Yeah robin Dick grayson robin was always the good little soldier that followed orders the whole rebelling against bruce wainthing came later In the 90s when it became comics. We're trying to get a little more grungy but Originally robin was the little good boy that followed orders and jason todd was the complete opposite of that He was a street thief and like them and then It was funny because when they did Death in the family that was a four issue series The first two comics came out they ended in the explosion And then they left it up to a reader survey.    It was a phone number you call. Yeah. Yeah, I was thinking you wrote in Memory lane boys. Yeah Yeah, you actually they voted him dead and then the parents got pissed off because Because they killed them Well, I know that parents got parents wrote in to bring back optimus prime When when he died in issue 24 Right, because I was reading I I was skimming through some issues And the the letters pages had people might you know, I remember reading issue 24 My son was a set about optimus prime dying. It was so gruesome. Can you bring him back? you know And I think it was like issue like 32 or the third somewhere around there That people weren't too happy about optimus prime dying um So like but the thing is is that when they kill people like when stacey when she died when she died It was a pivotal moment for peter parker pivotal like completely Like it was like he actually like went for blood against uh, you know green goblin and You know now she's an alternate universe version of her is now spider gwen, right? And Is another alternate universe version of I got with with miles moralis. I guess or something like that like But when she died it was important and now you will kind of undit her death And it kind of like takes away from that story You know, it's kind of the same thing kind of the same thing with um one of the things that made me stay away from Reading spider-man like I literally dropped spider-man as a whole won't read it anymore um, is because of brand new day um One more day because it undid everything I read as a comic book reader of spider-man up till that point Because I was a heavy spider-man reader From when mary jane and peter parker got married till Of course, um You know until one you know until brand new day And because it literally undid it said basically it didn't happen the death of norm of harry osborne didn't happen the But that means that also that mary jane never got pregnant and had a stillborn But which brought norm and osborn back which the whole clone saga was undone Pretty much the entirety of the 90s of spider-man was undone Um by that I wasn't all the dark comics in the 90s. I got ghost writer and punisher and I don't know. I think the only time I read spider-man was when it crossed over into those Because because mary I think there was a time in the mid 90s where everything decided to reboot in a way Like the punisher went into the punisher war zone. You had mc farland's spider-man take Then they the new ghost writer. That's when I all the ones I jump in they found themselves in the 90s They found themselves both dc and marvel found themselves in a weird kind of possession because by that point We were in at that time was considered the modern age of comics So we'd had the golden age of comics We'd had the silver age of comics the silver age of comics Rewrote and rebooted a lot of characters like for example the flash which was jay garrick And he had the helmet thing and he would bite right his face to look different That all went away and they came up with barry allen and barry allen story that came up in the silver age So in the 90s, we'd had the golden age We'd had the silver age then we were in the middle of the modern age and the modern age had run its course And they were like well, we need to do this again, and we don't know what we're gonna call it So because we can't what's more modern than modern So then they started coming up with this whole alternate stuff So collector express says the last secret worse event undid everything the entire six one six marvel universe was destroyed and then rebooted Well, yeah Of course, they did that because no one's reading their books anymore. Yeah, I can tell you last time I read into a comic book store recently You know, um, I I asked the guy like I was like, you know Hey, you got a lot of marvel stuff here because how much is it selling they're like Not selling much of anything. We're selling more. We're selling more of the third party stuff, you know, not the the more indie and Um, you know, but marvel than dc just does not sell anymore. They don't know how to tell stories Um that excite people and make people want to be political They can't tell stories without trying to throw in something that's happening in the real world And I'll know about you guys but when I go into some kind of fiction or fantasy world I want to escape this real world I don't yeah And that's what I think that's why they're losing so much. They keep trying to force feed What's going on around us into our stories that we want to use for escapism, right? They they don't know how to tell a good story because they're because instead of instead of telling a story that has that embedded into it they tell the the Politics and all that kind of fun stuff not fun stuff. It's not really fun at all Um, they all put that stuff in there and that's the the main point and then they write a story around that instead of Making a story and having stuff about it happening around them. Yeah, Alex. What do you think? I just want to get him in here. He's he's looking bored No, I you know, I don't It's a great shirt I I agreed they've probably wrote a lot of today's political world in the comics With the intent of bringing readers in they want to know their opinions or they they want to Look at it a different way, but you're right. It should be escapism and for the people that you treated is that It doesn't work anymore. You know, it's just reading your everyday life There's tv shows now where you want to sit down and watch this show about a whole different world But they bring in things that are currently happening like the characters have to wear masks and there's virus things and and all this stuff they've brought into Where are you using to get away from it? And that's what doesn't work with You know music comics. It's all had its political agenda in the background It's different ways of telling these things But they've lost the veil of hiding the message And it's just too blunt. Yeah, you can't learn a lesson It just seems like it's you're reading the news Yeah, I was talking to somebody the other day at work and we were talking about how back in the day You know, it was always the one thing you never discussed Politics and religion You just avoided it and everybody kind of got along now. That's what they want to know first thing about you Yeah, and and then whatever you say, you're wrong Yeah, and then just Plastic robots man brings people together. I know one of the one who is it? I say in the demon says to be honest I'll know I'll catch up some hate for this but I've not enjoyed the idw Transformers books for a while now either. No, you're not catching heat. You're the right crowd Yeah, yeah A lot of people feel that way Collector express as the modern characters act more like villains from older comics than heroes.  Yeah Did I see people on twitter got pissed for marvel having captain? And what if and they got annoyed because they think marvel wants cap Wait, I believe that means wow Well, the thing is that's a what if story. It's it's not yeah, yeah universe We've been doing what if stories for 40 years Yeah, yeah, it wasn't a long time as soon as I knew it was what if it was uh Um, it was like why are people getting mad about this? This is a what if You know, it's just the title. What yeah like transformers deviations like it is a terrible comic Absolutely god awful comic But it's a what if story And but it was it was such a bad what if story that nobody ever decided to make a an issue two of Transformers deviation like an issue two of that I can make a what if transformer story Because they realized that they Can't do anything more Oh and uh, since uh, what's his name said digital caveman says he always rooted for the villains then you need to watch this movie Except you can't find it anywhere Well, maybe I could it's kind of hard to find now on dvd. Yeah, but this movie right here one man's justice with bryan bosworth The bad guy in this movie is hysterical Absolutely hysterical Um, he is its name his name is uh, he is played by an actor named bruce pain Who was a good bag yet? He was the bad guy and um What is it a passenger 57 dungeons and dragons And highlander endgame Yeah, so if you ever get a chance to watch that movie, uh You know, you'll root for the bad guy, but when he gets his up and so like yeah, he deserved that like Because he says things he he he actually um Oh, I don't know if I want to spoil it for you because if you end up seeing but he he He actually takes a um A gas pump and lights it with a lighter and then A guy is stuck in the car and they pull that he pulls the thing and actually ignites the guy This is what dexter defines inferno Not jeremy irons. It was the guy with the blue lips that was jeremy irons second in command Yep Yeah, bruce pain was the name of the actor Um, but yeah, definitely see definitely watch one man if you can get your hands on that movie um You know, I don't know if you can find it on ebay or Um or amazon or whatever, but one man's justice on db day. Definitely Um might be on youtube. I have to take a look every now and then you can find a whole movie on youtube You sometimes you can I think this movie particularly I think one part of it might not be Like it's like divided into 10 minute increments And it's in low res Which is fine All right. Well fellas, I am going to have to wrap this up. I think I said that a half hour ago, but I know how we are Yeah, alex. Thank you once again for donating the t-rex for the challenge And it's thanks to you that we actually did this live stream tonight and Congratulations once again the super saiyan. I can't remember the rest of your name But you're on here and uh getting contact with me so I can get this bot headed your way Uh, everybody into chat. Thanks for sticking with us at least 61 of you stuck with us till the end Listen to us ramble on about Everything, I mean you never know what we're going to talk about in these things and uh Also, thanks for the donations of the wounded warrior project. I had no idea how that worked. So Thank you all so much Elish you're welcome Sorry, I'm just giving it living chat. No, like who who's uh, what the name of the movie is it's one man's justice And of course, uh before we leave Oh, I think we're gonna get burt doing the macho man randy savage. Oh, yeah, we're gonna see that. All right Super saiyan. What if man? That's it like what if man? Oh, that's why we got to talk about what if it was in our brains Yeah, there you go the winner put it in our brains All right. Yeah, I could save that. No, I didn't have burt in full screen. I could add that to the oh, yeah All right guys. Thanks so much. Uh, make sure you reach out to me super saiyan. What if man? Alex, thank you for donating to the channel. That was very generous of you Uh, hopefully we got 80s toys of princeton west virginia quite a few hits Burt, thank you as always guys. Look forward to our hot chip challenge coming soon That's right. That way out of us primal. Thank you as well for hopping in We don't know what happened to kato. I guess he had drinking to do Yeah, he probably fell asleep. He got you All right, so guys once again, uh, this patriot prime Uh, make sure and subscribe to rodamus and burt subscribe to me Uh, let's get that 15 gate k by tf con and uh, that is pretty much it. So I have lost what I was trying to find a uh We'll call it a night Have a good one