Well, it's everybody Jason for Jatsby's case breaks calm 2020 panini immaculate baseball just sold out This is a four box half case break random teams number two and again guys 30 total spots Everybody gets a random team in the MLB. This is the second half of the case. It looks like Joe road on it Putting RT to all over these boxes So good luck everybody 2020 drop-class. Here's the dice roller. Here's the customer names from Jeremy down to PJ And then you got diamond backs down to the Washington Nationals Here's a dice roll. Let's roll it and we got ourselves a two and a one three times one two three Three times Three times So this is exactly that how the break would work for the helmet break eating if you're still watching how we're gonna randomize the names And then randomize teams. So just think of it as it goes a card break, but except its helmets There you go three times now you get a random team one two and three So we got a three three three Houston Astros at the top down to the Detroit Tigers And now whatever you match up with is a team you get Now hopefully these customers are hoping that The Astros pop out, you know the diamond backs pop out in these four boxes So don you have the Houston Astros Eric with the Dbex Stephen Kedger with the Cardinals PJ You have the Yankees Paul with the Indians Brett. You have the Dodgers Don with the Padres William with the Nationals Joe You have the Reds down with the Royals Robert with the Red Sox Shane with the Mets Jeremy with the A's Don with the Mariners Robert with the Orioles Gary with the Raves Robert with the Rays PJ you have the Pirates Rob with the Rangers PJ with the Blue Jays Don. You have the Marlins TJ with the Cubs Joe you have the Phillies Robert Flores with the Twins Jeremy with the Rockies PJ with the Giants White Sox Robert Flores with the Angels James with the Brewers and PJ with the Detroit Tigers last spot mojo So here you go If anybody wants to make any trades, let me know Dan I know man. That was a rough break for like a lot of the bigger teams, especially the Yankees man Sorry about that brother. Hopefully You make it up to you in a different brick Be a Yankees hardly got anything. I mean, there's only one hit for the R&B like Dodgers only had like one relic Well in the best case of tier one, but had some good hits though, but not the craziest hits All right, Joe's looking for the Cardinals. Oh, yeah helmets is only four But uh, amen. Yeah, we'll make it up in another break man. It all it all comes and goes around That's what I always tell people Some breaks are gonna be rough. That's just the way it is. Unless you have the craziest good luck You're always gonna hit good, but for most of us we go on a really bad streak sometimes But then all it takes is that one break that one team that one hit to turn it all around All right guys, I'm gonna close it off Probably we'll have some more baseball posted up, but probably for tomorrow not for today So, you know look out for that. Like I said, you know, we're coming for Joe You actually got to go to the Wisconsin show this time. So he's there with Nick So usually he does the Friday Saturdays, of course And I do my Sunday Mondays, but I was covering him today Sean's gonna cover Joe tomorrow and then I'm back Sunday Monday So look out for some more breaks getting posted up tomorrow and of course for Sunday I don't know if we'll have any new shipments in for Sunday breaks Maybe tomorrow because you know, there is one more day in the shipping day shipping week last day Saturday, but um, I Did see some baseball back there that we can definitely post a lot of reef pack products like to hit parade and stuff so Stay tuned for that It's been a minute since I broke in some 2020 immaculate some fun stuff You know, I honestly don't really mind the unlicensed products actually ends up saving us money at the end of the day because you're still getting a An autograph or a piece of the patch of your favorite players and this one always has some heat I Always got some heat Now we got Trey Mancini to start us off out of 49 Baltimore That is going to Robert Flores little sick though Sanchez three out of 49 for Miami Don With that we have Vladimir girl junior to 99 little Vladdie We have a Abraham toro little Jersey autograph to 49 That is going to be for Think Houston Houston Astros that is done Wow all rise Aaron judge He Homer today, didn't he? nine out of 25 little pinstripe and autographs Yankee's going to PJ Go PJ. You're gonna enjoy this when you wake up We have Josh Rojas 83 out of 99 That is for the Arizona Diamondbacks when Eric and last one here is Donnie Walton debut moments for Seattle Seattle Mariners going to dawn Whoa little button Little button right here at the top you guys see the button right at the top two out of five Jake Rogers Piece of the button There you go Very nice for Detroit PJ. There you go, man. We got a relic here of Justin Verlander to 99 Ronald Acuna junior for ATL Little rookie patch autograph to 52 Andres Munoz for San Diego Kyle Lewis for Seattle very nice Dawn with the Seattle Mariners And a jumbo patch autograph of TJ Zutch for Toronto out of 49 Blue Jay's going to PJ Kettle Marta for Arizona Mike Trout, how about that? 43 out of 49 Robert floor is a dangerous Turning plate one of one little patch autograph Willie Castro for Detroit Detroit Going to PJ. Nice break for you, brother We have a Yoshi Tomo To 49 that's going to Tampa Bay Going to Rob Flores Prospects Ryan Mountcastle look at that patch 10 out of 10 that is sweet Baltimore, it's going to Rob Flores And last one here is a three color patch rookie autograph Jonathan Hernandez to 49 Looks like Rangers. Yep, Texas Rangers Robert Flores All right guys, so one more box one more box here for this Immaculate Good luck everybody Um, so again, this was the second half. So I'm not sure we actually have any more Immaculate The only thing I've seen Kenini was besides Donorys our Diamond Kings was NT baseball So we might maybe be posting some NT baseball soon So a little quick little sneak preview Josh Hader to 49 Milwaukee, it's going to James How about a little Leo de Rocher to 99 Brooklyn Dodgers Brett with the Dodgers We have a Tres Berrera Tres Berrera a little Jersey autograph to 49 that is for the Washington Nationals Bill there you go, man. Try to trade good and trade mojo. I think this How about a one of one Hatch autograph should I think it was that a sock or something? It looks like an L Eye black one of one Kyle Tucker That is pretty sweet one of one and that is um Dawn with the Houston Astros That is pretty sweet two more hits guys Little rookie patch autograph to 84 Dylan Cease That is Chicago White Sox going to PJ And last one here is a Jonathan or Jonathan Daza to 25 Colorado Rockies Jeremy all right you guys just like that. That is the break Lots of nice stuff popping out of here that one-on-one Kyle Tucker was pretty sweet We did get a nice Ryan Mountcastle prospect patch autographs to 10 That one-on-one right here of Willie Castro, Mike Trout Relic We did get a Kyle Lewis as well pretty strong The button right here Jake Rogers out of five All rise Aaron judge to 25 Pretty strong guys that was the second half of Immaculate Random teams number two again if we do have more number three will be from our fresh case jaspy's case breaks.com


During the colonial period in this country, only 15% of white people in this country, 1515, identified with a certain church. The vast, vast majority of them were deists. What does deist mean? A deist in the spirit of Plato and Aristotle in the Neoplatonists is someone who believes in an architect of the universe, but that the creator of the universe, but that this creator does not have any personal relationship with his creation. He doesn't reveal scripture. He doesn't send messiahs. He doesn't send prophets. He has no relationship with his creation. This is deism and it's really an outgrowth of the 18th century Enlightenment movement as a reaction against Christianity, specifically against Christianity. This is just a fact. They were anti-incarnation. They were anti-Trinitarian. They were anti-Vicarious atonement. Their theology was based on reason. So I don't know what these people are talking about when they say America was founded by a Christian nation. Here's another fact for you. None of the first six presidents of the United States was an Orthodox Christian. None of the first six presidents of the United States was an Orthodox Christian. You look at some of them. George Washington was a deist. He rejected the deity of Christ. He would not take Holy Communion. John Adams was a Unitarian. He did not believe in the Trinity, the deity of Christ, original sin over Vicarious atonement. Jefferson was a deist and a Unitarian, anti-Trinitarian. He once wrote a letter to Timothy Pickering on his cabinet complaining about the incomprehensible jargon of Trinitarian arithmetic, as those are his words. He was anti-Pauline. He said, Paul corrupted Christianity. He said, and I don't agree with this statement. I'm just giving you the facts. He said Christianity is the most perverted system ever shown on man. That's his words, not my words. I don't agree with it. I'm telling you what Thomas Jefferson said. Thomas Jefferson, who's on the $20 bill. No, the $2 bill. Right? This was his belief about America, about Christianity. I certainly don't agree with it. But to those who say this country was founded as a Christian nation, implying that non-Christians in this country are somewhat less American than Christians, is a total farce. And we shouldn't buy into that. Thomas Paine in 1776 wrote Common Sense, which paved the way for the Declaration of Independence. He says something similar to Thomas Jefferson. I don't have time to go into it. The US Constitution has no reference to God nor Jesus Christ. The US Constitution. When the founding documents of this country was transcribed or written upon the principle of separation of church and state. Article 6, Section 3. No religious test shall be required as a qualification to any office or public trust under the United States. So while God nor Jesus Christ peace be upon him are mentioned in the Constitution, religion is mentioned twice. That's one. And then the First Amendment, Congress shall make no law respecting the establishment of any type of religion. Declaration of Independence, three references to the deity. And in personal abstract, deist God, not the Christian God. He's called nature's God. He says we're endowed by our creator. He's called the supreme judge of the world and finally the Treaty of Tripoli in 1797. You can look up this stuff. You can check Sheikh Wikia for the mean time, but don't trust it too much. Sheikh Wikipedia, right? But be careful about that. But look this up. You know, there's good information. The Treaty of Tripoli in 1797, this is very interesting, signed into law by President John Adams in 1797. June 10th, 1797. This is what it says in Article 11 of the Treaty of Tripoli. As the government of the US of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian nation, as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion or tranquility of Muslim men. Who are Muslim men? These are Muslims. And as the said states never entered into any way or act of hostility against the Muhammadan nation, that's the Muslim Ummah, is declared by the parties that no pretext arising from religious opinions shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two nations. How far we have fallen from the words of the founding fathers.


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Can you believe all the money we're making from these ridiculous pony videos? Stocks, bonds, drugs, blood diamonds, nothing's made dividends like this before. Everyone and welcome to another episode of the Procrastinator's podcast. I am the best guy ever and also here's Hippocrite. Cash money and such. And that's it. We're the only guys here. That's it. Let's move ahead here. It's me! Oh, what do you know? I was piercing it through the ceiling! I was parachuting and I just figured I should get out now before the instructor got too mad at me. And here I am. Well, all right. Just in time. Why was he getting mad at you? I figured if I waited too long he'd be like, oh, why aren't you jumping out? So I better go early so he wouldn't get mad. Is that voice that I heard from under the door that we locked to keep him out? Oh, it's Ben Saint. Oh, it's Ben Saint's voice. Hey, let me just roll on in here and say that I'll probably be leaving a little early because Nate's technical issues have forced a scheduling conflict.  Don't watch me. Yeah, everyone. You should all join the stream, by the way. Oh, hey guys. Sorry I'm late. My dad was taking me in the city to see a marching band. He said son, when you grow up, would you be the leader of the broken, beaten in the dam? He said, will you defeat them, your demons, and all the non-believers, the plans that they have made because one day I'll leave you a phantom to lead you in the summoner to join the Black Raid. And that's why the weird utilitarianism is bad. Busted, Nate. Busted. I just, I don't associate that song with anything except Gern Lagan. I associate that with the freshman year of high school. Munchy, have you not seen this girl? I got to link it to you. It's like the greatest thing ever made. But okay, it just, it so perfectly fits with the, with like the Simone common relationship. Okay, let's move on. Can we, can we from Moana? Can we have a peek behind the curtain real quick and say this is not the first PCP episode we've recorded today? Very true. Everybody, I had technical issues. My computer died. We recorded a grand episode about Nate's weird utilitarian principles. So grand.  I, I, I object to even mentioning it because then we might not make it in the future, but we'll try again. I'm gonna upload my audio and I'm gonna let the audience try to piece together. Really? Piece together what was going on. We should all upload our audio separately. I made some really great points. Yeah, everyone upload their separately on their channels. It's a good idea. I'll try to recover mine too and upload mine separately. Nate, don't even try to recover it because I deleted mine. It'll be like an ARG. Yeah. Whoa, that's a good idea, but we spoiled it for everybody. Okay, well too bad.  Excellent. Okay everybody, but, but we're not talking about that today. Instead we're gonna talk about money. Money, money, money, money. Yes, cash. Boney, money, money, money. Insert cash register sound effect. Is that, is that the ruffling of the cash? Yeah, that's, that was my money. That's Ben rubbing all the IOUs together that he has. You see, Ben, who, Ben, who hates dollars and loves coins would never, Yeah, I wish I just had a big sack of like weird like ring coins and just things all the time to carry it around. time to carry around. I never want to see it fail as long as I live. That is, it does make a more impressive sound when you do things with it. Like that. Yeah, there we go. Oh yeah, that's like a pirate sound. You put a sack of gold on the table. The pirates knew what was up. They were smart. So okay, here we go. So here's the the Urban Dictionary definition of money everybody. Okay, money.  Here's the example. It's not the love of money that is the root of all evil, but rather the lack of it. It's not wrong to have money. It's wrong for money to have you. Hey, money is the root of all evil is a misquote and I can't remember what the actual quote is, but I know it's right. The love of all money is the root of all evil. Well, it makes sense. Said Jesus to me right now. Yeah, money is, I like it. So as you can guess, we did not have much time to think about this ahead of time. So let's just jump into it. Let's talk about our bank accounts. I have a big bank account. Go fund my bank account. Here's my account info. How much should we get paid for the PCP last month? Let's see. Yeah, let's just share our detailed financials. That's what this episode will be. I got $175. Link in the description to our bank account, which you can feel free to just have at. With a draw from. Guys, what's your favorite password that you use for your bank? There should be a password where we just top 10 my bank password. My top 10 account passwords and that's a good video. I should do that before I die. That's actually a great idea. Okay, so let's talk. So is money the root of all evil? No, it's great.  Money causes me more stress than anything else in my whole life. I don't know. Whenever I hear anybody be like, guys, wouldn't it be great if we eliminated money?  You don't understand life. The fact that I need money is what causes me the stress, not the fact that it exists. Okay. Yeah. I feel that way.  So that's good. Me and DeVoo talked about this a bunch when I was living in DigiHouse. DeVoo would sometimes get on this subject of universal minimum income or just basic income. Yeah, universal basic income where everyone, it's just like, social programs are less. Social programs are cut, but just everyone gets a small but livable income, maybe like $20,000 or something a year. And if you make up for it elsewhere, God, I wish that was the world we lived in. No, that sounds, Ben would be suit set. He'd be perfect. That'd be a big race for Ben. I wouldn't have to worry about anything. I could just do my art and be happy. A lot of the time, I think of people who are on hard times, but they never seem to be suddenly homeless, like actually completely homeless with no money and no way to make any money. Well, you know what I like about Ben? Don't it happen? I know it does happen, Ben though. I like that Ben is realistic and is willing to downscale his life with having made less money.   I only make zero dollars. In fact, I prefer it. Yeah, exactly. That's like he's correctly scaling his expectations to reality, which is good. I like to think so. It seems that way anyway. I think poor people should be eliminated because here's what poor people do. They will walk into a city. No, I'm just going to enter. I didn't even have to be able to make half my point. Now I can't remember what it was. I'm just really mad. You just interrupt me. It was something about like homeless people. I don't know if you suddenly if there are people on the streets and they've been there for years suddenly giving them a paycheck. I don't know what they would do with it. Oh, so you're saying that like even if we gave, you know, even if even if suddenly there was like a livable wage for everybody, I don't know whether that much would change. Like people would have a bit more. Not that much would change. Yeah. But I just want it because it would be good for people like me. So that's why I want it. I don't care about anything else, obviously. I mean, I know DeVoo has some weird like things that are like that. I mean, I only say weird because I don't understand them. I don't know if they're actually like incorrect or not. But like he's got some justification for universal basic income based on like it would free up people to work on the things they really want to do. Yeah. Which is exactly why I want it because that's what it would do to me. Yeah.  But the only thing is like so universal basic income definitely makes sense in a situation just where there's like mass unemployment due to like technological evolution or whatever. It's just, you know, like we don't need like a thousand billion McDonald's employees anymore. We've got robots. They've got it under control. So like that's, you know, and that puts like a million people out of work or whatever. But but like up until that point where like things are covered by robots, if you give people universal basic income, like there's not going to be value generated.   Like this would be like, this would be paid for by cutting those other programs. You know what I like about this, though?  And then I don't have to feel bad for them anymore. Yeah. You know, I feel like it should at least be something you have to sign up for, like just fill in some paperwork. If you can't read, if you can't write, no, no, wait, wait, here's what it is. Here's what it is. If you can't read or write, you get free school until you can. And then from there, you get you get like a little bit of money. And then you can just you're supposed to like be incentivized to do stuff. You got to because like, okay, if you get money, some people, some people will definitely just live and do nothing forever.  What about those people?  They'll need they'll need caretakers. Guys, let me clear this up with what I think is a far more intelligent solution. Instead of just giving people $20,000 a year, retarded.  If we're going to give people handouts, it should be a universal housing and universal like food and water.  I disagree with that. I disagree with that.  No, I want people. I'd be fine with just being housing and food allowances.  I want them to die and be and remove themselves from the gene pool. Why don't we just give everybody a bullet? Why? Yeah, why is that crazy? Why is that crazy? We can't just die. Who exactly do you cannot manage? What category of people are you right now? I think they want people who can't. These people who squander their universe. Sorry, go on. I was trying to explain what you were going, but you were saying it, so it's fine. Yeah, I was just saying people who cannot manage their life, their 30 grand basic minimum income, with the ability to go out and earn more if they want to.  I agree that everybody who gets a gender studies degree should die, but that's a little too extreme though. Nessie, here's the thing I don't like about universal basic income. We've kind of structured society in a way that everybody just gets to live. Like, we will take care of everybody. I don't like that. Some people should die. Some people should be weeded out.  No, but they're weeded out by their own decision-making.   They're weeded out because they don't have a family support network, or because they just happen to get sick, or because they're mentally ill. Things like that. Well, free will isn't real either, so none of this matters. None of us have control. It looks like we're doing the same podcast again. Anyway, this is Nate. The podcast was saved. Thanks to Nate. This is why we needed that podcast because it's just going to keep coming up. Do you want to actually go back now? I think the mood is set again. We have to go back. Here's my thing about money. I like coins. I like when they go ching ching. I'm with you so far. Did any of you as kids have a big thing of pennies? Did you just have a load of pennies? Sure. I used to have. They have pennies, yeah. Oh, it's called the same thing? It is called the same thing. You have cents. We have pennies, and everything is also called pennies. It's just like five pennies. Five pennies. Is Abraham Lincoln on your pennies too? No, it's the queen. The queens are all of our money. Is a pens the same thing as a penny? Are those the same thing? One pence, one penny, yeah. Oh, hey, what do you know? But you call it cents. You just change the P to a C for everyone. Because America has cents and the UK does. Yeah, you know what they say. In for a penny, in for a pence. That's the expression. Well, a pound is like a hundred pennies. All right, I wasn't going to talk about that. How do you guys not know this? You fucking... I don't know. In for a penny, in for a penis. All right, go on, yeah, go on. All right. Now, I like, I forgot what I was going to say, but I like coins. I'll just go back to that classic, that classic tried and true tested debate topic. I love coins. They're good. Oh, yeah, the pennies thing.   Yeah, I felt so wealthy having that chest, but my parents told me, you know, that's worth money and you can have it and I'm like, whoa, so I did and it was like, I don't know, a couple, a couple quid, a couple pounds, like not even five pounds maybe. And now I'm sad that I don't have a pirate chest. I do have a related question for everybody if we want to go around the horn based off of what Hippo just said. And hopefully this is relevant for most of you. If you got like, for your birthday, you get money, like at the age of like 10 to 12. What did you spend that money on? Webkins. One time I went to a hallmark and I spent literally $100 on webkins. Just webkins. What are those? What is a webcam? You motherfuckers! Is that a stout milk?  All right. Here, I'm gonna red pill you on webkins. All right. Please. Wedpilled. You would be a little lad, a little boy or a girl or maybe even both and you would walk into a, you would walk into a store and there you would see them, the webcam.    And you would buy them. You would buy them.  And then you would buy them. And then they would have a special code and you would go online to webkins www.webkins.gov and you would enter in the- This is a government program. Yeah, you would enter in the code. Webkins would be cut to pay for a universal basic income. No, we have to abandon that. Yeah, that motherfucker, that guy. And he would get him and he would put the code in and then he would be like, hello, I'm alive inside the computer. I will transmit my code into your soul now. Impressive. It's like a soul augmentation program. Is it like Beanie Babies for the Modern Age? Is that what it is? Yeah. And you like put them in rooms and you could like make their rooms look cool.  So they're kind of like amiibo? Yeah, yeah. You got a trainer amiibo and yeah. They're like live inside of a virtual world and you can like see them growing. You can play games with them.  Your Webkin was doing slave labor? Yeah, yeah, exactly. And I liked it. I liked it like that. I liked being a slave. I was a slave to my own desires. And you know, and it worked down the end. Like, like, what's that? There was like that many games.   And I did it. And I would never feels like that's what it means to be a slave.    Well, wait, you made money. There's a return on investment here. No. Well, first of all money, like super money, like Webkin's money. Okay. So like Bitcoin. I got payment in Dogecoin. That's worth 20 times Bitcoin, as I understand. Like when you win the sled game on Club Penguin. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. And basically, yeah, it's like, it's like Club Penguin, but like better because it's Webkin's, basically. And like, it's, I know a certain hippo who would probably argue against you on that one, sucker. If you were played Webkin's? I don't know whether hippo's played. Hey, did I mention I met maybe Fiona, the hippo, world's famous hippo yesterday at the Cincinnati Zoo. Oh, yeah. It was cool. She was a little rambunctious dude. She was hanging out with her mom and papa. That has nothing to do with what we're talking about. But then again, now that it's Webkin's. So let's. All right, Nate, what did you waste your money on those kids? Right. Without question, it was always video games. Every single time I would buy, mostly like I could afford, I would spend my money on like GBA games because they were generally cheaper and like every, every birthday or like Christmas, I could usually cash in for exactly one video game, no matter what it cost. I mean, they were generally like 60 bucks, but nonetheless, I would use my money to buy the GBA games really that much back then. They're like 40 bucks, 40 bucks.  I don't know, Castlevania. I would always buy the new Castlevanes on GBA.  So it was always video games. So that's my answer. That's a complete long and short of it. My school's Webkin's. Shout out to Castlevania Circle of the Moon. I would always save any money I got from birthdays because I ever since ever since my parents said, Oh, we can't afford that at anything. I was like, wait, you can't. You can't get this thing that I would like you to get for me. And then it was disturbing. It was disturbing. And then I learned that things can cost a hundred pounds. And I was like, no, no one is ever going to spend any of this money I'm getting. I have to keep all of it.  Well, not that many. But like, what was your, what was your goal with this? Just to have it, to save it? I mean, as a kid, I just thought, well, my parents buy things for me anyway. So if I get money from my other relatives, I don't need to spend it.  So your answer to what did I buy as a kid is I didn't buy anything. I didn't buy anything.   I wish I was as smart as hippo because regretfully I spent all of my childhood money buying Yu-Gi-Oh tins, which were never worth it. And now every single card I own is worthless. And I couldn't sell it if I found the biggest fan of the world. It, it was the worst investment a young boy could ever make. Oh my God. Should have bought magic dude. Should have invested in Magic the Gathering. Now that would have paid dividends. I bought, I bought Magic the Gathering. I just remembered like the most wasteful thing that I spent my money on. I did, I did spend some money on it, but mostly it was something that I would use my, like, you know, Christmas and birthday gifts, like, like credits as, or such as they are for.  I always wanted more of them.  Um, God, it's embarrassing. You still have those? Those were cool. Huh? Do you still have them?  Some of those were e-fucking sensual. The Manual of the Plains is a, is a wonderful book just to read. It, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they're just, some of them are just fun to read. Like, like they have rules in them and it's like that's fine, but some of them are just like lore and it like goes into like each one of the, each one of the planes and like talks about what monsters and what gods live there.  Some of them are just irons, but some of them are great. I want to get into, but I don't know how. And I don't really care to get into Dungeons and Dragons. Well, here's the thing. So you can get all those rule books like The Freon on the internet. Disclaimer, disclaimer, don't get into Dungeons and Dragons.  Yeah. And like any, any, any, any suggestion to the contrary is the product of memes on Stockholm? It's a globalist conspiracy. What I mean by that is that I, I would like to be able to say, you know, I kind of get what the whole lore of Dungeons and Dragons is if there is like a consistent law. I know there are like different books to say this is, this is, this is like the book of this. And then another book will reference that book a bit. So they're sort of connected, but not really, you know, there are a few, there are a few like worlds that like certain books are specifically made for and or in, but like, I mean, they all conflict with each other. I feel like if I want to be good at, be good at world building, I might have to read a few of those. Forgive me if I wrong. Yes. But isn't the point of Dungeons and Dragons to like make your own story? It's like you make your own thing. Well, people need, people need a bit of guidance, I guess is the point. And some people just want to buy these like pre-made stories and just play along with them. Like remember that one about that, that Drow Elf guy, Drizzit or whatever, who was so popular? Yeah. I know people who would just buy lore books to read about that guy. I always wanted, I always wanted like to be in a game, like like a professionally made campaign, like a professionally made adventure with like, because like the professionally made ones are better. Like they're just better.  And like, I feel like I missed out because like one time I played a pre-made adventure that like came in a box and I was like, this thing is so robust.   Same by name, same by name. Munchy? Munchy, it's me, I DM. You already said Webkins. No, no, no. I'm telling Ben to name that guy by name so we can make fun of him. All of them. Oh yes. Just like everyone, just everyone, just nobody makes good D&D campaigns. I didn't even know there was like lore to Dragons and Dragons. I thought it was just like a rule set. Dragons and Dragons, yeah. Well, wait, that's what we're talking about, right? Some, Demons and Dragons, you clawed. Like some of the books describe like a specific setting, but not, but like you don't have to play it in that setting if you don't want to. Yeah, I thought, I didn't, I thought it was just like a rule set for like anything.   The way Spoonie explained it in his series about Dungeons and Dragons makes it seem like it's really cool. Well, he's wrong. I promise you he's wrong. Well, yeah, I mean, I'm sure it's not cool, but it's like cool to have a story to say, and then this happened. Although I kind of want to go watch that video now. All right, let's move on to the next one. Wait, no, no, just real quick. Just real quick. Wait, all right, what is it next? I want to, I want to be in a spur of Dungeons and Dragons thing. Oh, god. Only, only I got to, never will you get to.  Remember that was good. Remember how like early on some of the like role playing sessions we did over text to simulate Pester logs? Yep, yep. I am the greatest. Yeah, those are great. Man, we're really good. If we ever, and the PCP headquarters think we have to do that, I will force you to do it then. I will not, you will not have a say in it. You know what? Yeah. I'm not going to say that I would never do like a Spurg with the PCP. I would if I could find an excuse to do it.  Yeah, well, I mean, there's already horse stuck. Well, yeah, but I don't get to play as my guy. Yeah, horse stuck is just Gibbs thing basically, you know.  Let's talk about this another time. I don't care about money. This is way more fun. This is not the time to discuss the details with possible future work. Yes, it is. I can't think of a better time. A tangentially related topic of money that we were talking about. We're talking about, you know, things we spent birthday money on. What about the biggest waste of money of all time that we have spent? Yu-Gi-Oh-Tins, right? I've got a great answer for this. And I think about it all the time and how much I regret it. I spent 100 American dollars as a little baby boy at King Richard's Fair at this giant floppy black leather match because I wanted to look like Vampire Hunter D.  I remember that hat. I remember. I still have this hat. It's amazing.  It's even better.  It's amazing. I'll do a Vampire Hunter D Cosplay someday and use it just to justify the purchase. At King Richard's Fair, which by the way, King Richard's Fair is like a renaissance fair thing that they have near us. It's pretty cool. Up around Boston. I spent 90 dollars on a like a Smith metal flanged mace which I named Leopold and Leopold is, I guess probably sitting in the closet of our parents' house right now. Haven't seen him in a while, but he's my faithful companion. And if I, someday in a time of need, I'll have him around. That I do not regret at all. Why'd you bring it out? We're talking about regrets here. Because I just wanted to talk about Leopold. Well, it's not necessarily. I guess it is regrets because it's a waste of money.      I think that one broke though.  I don't know how.  Oh, like a DS or a Game Boy Advance. Like if I bring it into the bathroom, what if I drop it in the toilet? It'll be ruined. I have to put it on my bed and I have to walk. I play my Switch while I poop now every time and it is the greatest experience. It's too dangerous, Nate. It's so wonderful. I'm never going back. My Switch is my favorite thing in the world. It was worth every single cent, every other console is garbage.  Handhelds are the future. I mean, yes. Yes. Handhelds are far better than consoles.   I only like handheld gaming devices that that is. Nate, do you remember? Okay. Do you remember what happened to your copy of like Zelda for swords or something? Or yeah, what you did with it, right? Well, the tragedy that ensued. Yeah. Yeah, it was an accident. It was on some trip. It was on some trip, like either to or from college. I was catching my train in Penn Station in New York and the train was there. It was like leaving and I had all my bags and I was like running to jump on this train before the doors closed.  And I was standing there looking down over the ledge through the gap and I could see it there. Maybe like 10 feet away from me, eight feet away from me. I was just sitting there and I just looked around like, well, I better get on the train. And then I got on the train and sat down.  It is sitting there right now and I can't get it. Yeah, that's stuff like that. You know what, though, Ben? I feel content knowing that the little mole people who manned the trains, who do the repairs at night, they creep out from the woodworks.  But no charger. It probably died in three hours. Well, it was the best three hours of that little mole's life. But moles are blind, so they wouldn't have been able to see it. Oh, he could play through psychokinesis. Nate, your story has more holes than Hillary Clinton's e-mail story. Well, what about Donald Trump Jr.'s e-mail story? He's done nothing wrong. You know what I'm saying? Oh yeah, he's done nothing wrong. He's a good boy. Name one thing that Trumps have done wrong. Hey, they have money. Can we talk about Trump's money? Sure, what's there to say about Trump's money? In a TV show, the theme song was Money, money, money, money, money! No, no, no, no, no, no. That is Trump. Wait, that wasn't... No, that is Vince McMahon's son. That is his WWE song when he comes out. That's the song of the Apprentice as well. Really? Oh, I guess they repurposed it. Well, that's cool. Repurposed it. It's not like... The song wasn't invented for wrestling. That's incorrect. It wasn't invented for wrestling. The song's been around forever. Is that true? Yes. Okay, all right. Jesse once told me like that's his theme song, and I know songs do get written for specific wrestlers. Well, probably not that one. Maybe I've been incorrect here. Maybe I've made a mistake. Yeah, I don't think so. Okay, whatever. In any case, fine, cool, good. Was that the Apprentice theme song? Was that the idea? Yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. The thing that I regret losing the most is my courage, my pride, and all of my wisdom. When I joined the WWE. When he joined the PC. Yeah, that's fair. That's fair. All of my wisdom. No, it's all of my. When you joined, you joined having all your wisdom. It is through the process of joining that you lost it all. Is that accurate? Yeah, it's goodbye. Goodbye.  And it broke, and that screen was fucked, and I didn't know what to do. Nobody heard it, nobody was around, and it was like during the middle of the day, so... Did you print out a screenshot from Donkey Kong and paste it over the screen so nobody would tell? Well, eventually that's what came of it. I didn't do that, but he turned it into a memorial. He cut out a little image of Mario Kart GBA or whatever, Mario Kart Advance, and he pasted that on, and he just kept that as a little thing that you could flip it open. How did you make up for this great scene of yours? The thing was, I was so upset that... Well, I was scared, really, and my little brother was really upset, and my dad came home and he heard about it, and he just left, and then he came back with another one. But he was... My God. He came back with another one, but he looked at me so glaring like, I don't want to have to do this again. I felt terrible. Pretty much. He was a good dad, but I felt like a complete idiot, but I didn't learn my lesson, because a few years later, I broke that same brother's DS original by punching it, because of Dragon Quest, something or other. I was trying to do the casinos in a Dragon Quest game on DS, and I punched the thing. I realized that if I punched it, it might break, but I was so angry, I was willing to test it. You really do have a video game ball of rage inside. It does come out sometimes.  I'm terrible.  Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. But it never grew up with light. That GBA still works to this day. Damn, they don't build them like they used to. No.   I don't get it. With white people.  Do other races not do that? I would assume they do. I don't know. I've never seen a black man. What about the spicy Latin community?  They got to afford things. I did punch my laptop in the screen one time and just fucking...   I've never done anything my electronics ever. I have.  Well, here's the thing. Here's the thing. I was in college, and my school gave everyone there a basically a free laptop that like... Well, I mean, we had to pay for it, but they were like, okay. It's not free. I bet everyone should. Well, they issued me a laptop, and they would repair it if it ever got broke. So like one time when I was home for vacation, I just like punched it in the screen and just like cracked it. All just ruined it. While it was on, it felt really badass, but then like for the rest of vacation, I had no laptop, which was a bummer. But then I went back and I was like, oh yeah, I just dropped something on it. And they were like, all right, fine. Why didn't you wait until the end of the vacation to do that? Well, it was mad about something. Yeah, it was the heat of the moment. It wasn't like a free...  It wasn't like a free... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I really want to punch my laptop screen, but I don't know if I'll be mad enough later, so I better conserve it. Yeah, Ben's an angry lash out of things, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember when you kicked a hole in the wall that one time in the basement? One time I kicked a hole in the wall, but I'm gonna defend myself on that because like me and the parents were like really on the outs at the time.  They'd been... Okay, they took me to a shrink and they made... They got the shrink to prescribe me Ritalin. So for like two weeks I was taking Ritalin.  I don't know which is the truth.   Like I had to go to the store and like buy like plaster putty, wall putty, mix it, like scrape it on, like repaper the wall. It was like he... It took...  It was miserable and I was very sad. I think that's a fitting punishment. I think so too. Yeah, I think that's fair. But still it made me... It really was a drag. Fair, but I was gonna say sounds like me and Munchie.   I don't know. Maybe it's just a thin boy thing. Maybe. Are you calling me fat?  No, you're calling me fit. No, no, right. No, I don't know what it's caused by it, but I'm just an angry rage machine because I remember another story. Did he get killed?  We killed him. Okay, well Gibbs did. I'm sure he'll be back. The original PlayStation 1 disc. Raymond won or something and I lost real bad. Just a quick aside, I have never heard... I've never even like...  Early in the morning, I just felt like... I don't play video games with my sound. They'll hurt my ears. Oh fuck's sake, why is it happening? We hear you now, I can hear you.  There's that gib rage. That trademark gib and ray. Ray. So, so guys... I'm playing Rayman 1 on PS1. The original PlayStation disc. I don't have it anymore because I got so mad that I took it out slowly and I just had it in my hands and my hands were shaking and you know when you're angry and you feel the need to like really really clench your fists or pull on something real bad and I had this disc on both hands and I was like, I wonder if I could just twist it in my hands and then I snapped it instantly and I was like and you know my hands were shaking and I was like, no. I destroyed a home. I destroyed a video game. I killed Rayman's essence. It was the first time I destroyed a video game. I felt like... The first time, but far from the last. He felt that surge of power and knew he would do this every day. I was real sad but I was very scared that people would find out so I slid it underneath the TV and I don't know who found it. Probably somebody found it at some point but my brother one day was saying where's Rayman? That panic started to rise. Hey Hippo, where's Rayman? Where's Rayman, Hippo? I didn't do nothing. He went out a lot. He took a trip far away to visit distant relatives. He's not coming back. Don't look for him. I think we'll Rayman too. Distraction. That's cute. We had a babysitter and we played Frisbee with the Final Fantasy 8 discs.  I can't possibly imagine. Wait, what? I was just like... We were just playing Final Fantasy 8 having a great time and he was like, hey, here's a great idea.  You just suggested it? Yeah, he was the one doing it.  Absolutely not. He instigated this madness. I do remember that a guy in our Boy Scout troop he sold me Legend of Dragoon but the third disc was just broken. I remember that.  That sounds familiar. I remember once, that was like my favorite game but the third disc was broken and I couldn't get past that. And then you, for my birthday, years later got me a new copy of Legend of Dragoon and was the most wonderfully able to beat it. I did. What a cool guy I am. You used money. And you know how I did that? With money. So there you go. I have a new question if we want to talk more about money. Yes, we do. Please.  When we mentioned Spoonie, this question popped into my mind. Are there any people who make more money than you think they deserve? Oh my god. Things ain't best-lived. All of us. I think fall into that category. Ben, in the last episode, you said that the market gets to chew money at all like it deserves to because people are willing to pay for it. I have to engage in a little bit of double think here. I know that people will give money to what they value but for me personally even though I like, for example, Jim Sterling, I like him but I think it is outfucking outrageous that he makes $10,000 a month for what he does. That's disgusting. But if people are willing to pay for it what's the problem? But what are they paying for? People just value his opinion that much. You know what it is? People don't actually think that they're doing him any good because he doesn't need more money to do what he does. He's past the point. People just pay for things like that. People pay for creators just because they want to feel their wagon to theirs and feel like they're a part of something. I get that and I won't say that anyone's wrong to do that. It's annoying because some people like me, for example I need money so that I can actually do the things I want to do. You're just giving him money to give him money at that point. That's definitely a frustrating feeling. This isn't really a counter example but then you've got people that what they do is they game the stock market and produce nothing and they just make tons of money and even more like business people who deliberately like... There's worse injustices in this world. I don't really know what my point is.  I was just hoping we would point out people on Patreon and make fun of them. I don't want to talk about stock market.  What's her name? No, but I'm very interested. Suspect. Saki Chen? Yeah, yeah, yeah.  Sheads face. Like Ben, I don't begrudge these people for earning their money but considering like I'm trying to personally get to a level just to survive on doing this stuff of course it's just naturally frustrating that I see these people making so much more than they actually need. It is frustrating, that's all.  I only begrudge people when they're in the same sort of line of work. Does anyone on Patreon I consider, especially like a creator like an artist like this? Say that there's like a load of...   So if I'm not doing porn it's not like I can get upset at that. I mean generally. Generally. The opportunity is certainly there, yeah. Well the point is if a video game reviewer of you know is making loads more money than me and I think I'm better than them like a commercial game reviewer I feel it's just a more relevant direction to put rage rather than just at people making money in general. Yeah I mean it's more frustrating when someone when it feels like someone else is getting more for the same thing than you are. Yeah okay that's fair that's fair. Like I don't know like peanut butter gamer the fact that he survives at all. Well Spoonie dude his money is gone. He's making more than most of us. Yeah. I've checked I'm making more than him now and I mean obviously I deserve it because he makes nothing. How much is he making? He's at like $800 right? Yeah I think something yeah that's about right but like he's made nothing for months and you know like he's got his depression or whatever but the point is he is not giving his patrons anything of value so why on earth would he get any money for it? He shouldn't he shouldn't get any money for it. No. You know but like that. He conned these people into thinking if they gave him a certain amount he should make a movie that he has no intention of actually making.   Well he doesn't say anything anymore. I think he streams occasionally but I don't even know whether he does that anymore but I guess I don't follow that. Should we consider like a legal contract that these people gave you this much money for this thing that you didn't do?  It is a lie and I really hate that people can just get away with like but I would like to take this moment to reiterate that I have not forgotten about the reward art that I owe people and if any of you out there are like really jonesing for that and like want it in a timely fashion like feel free to tell me but for the but anyway my guilt. How's it any different from how's it any different from a Kickstarter campaign that reaches the goal and then they just run off with the money. You mean like leaving the weave? Ha ha ha ha Yeah well it's in the works. Oh yeah yeah it's coming Don't let Jess listen to this episode. No but it is actually coming though I promise. The thing about stuff like that is the free market or whatever. If people are there's nothing free market about lying and stealing.  They're known until you already stole their money.  Well I don't know why you should be allowed to get away with it once. You're not allowed to it's just the way it is. Didn't she actually finish or is like is finishing? She made like three episodes when she promised to do like a million right?  And people still trust and love this woman who conned them. Anita is the avatar of feminism and to oppose Anita to people to oppose her. She has just obtained this crown. Well Hilary did nothing wrong and is perfect. For some reason she has this status now where you cannot oppose her and consider like an anti-woman or whatever. I know everyone's already said this but I want to reiterate the people who I think deserve no money are as follows porn artists, porn actors anyone in the adult industry whatsoever. Oh I completely agree with you Munchie. Condom companies. Any sort of birth control companies. What is it? A planned parenthood? Munchie wants to defund a planned parenthood. You know what I really agree I really agree about the porn I want to defund parenthood just normal parenthood. I want to hear what Hippo has to say.  That's hard work in itself for both partners. Yeah bro.  No they don't.    It's pretty brutal.  What's the music that you're talking about? What do you think it means?  Yeah that's right that's what happens.  It's literally a thing but it's like yeah it's not good. There's no bones it didn't break it just probably hurt. I mean I don't know maybe you gotta there's no like...   It's made of a spongy mucus membrane coiled up into a kind of foam. There's some like muscle in there too so I think maybe it's counseling.  Yeah of course. I do my kegels every day.  Oh wait what's that thing...  Dude you joke.   I'm looking into improvements dude. Nothing wrong with that. Alright. I'd love to share my jelking story but it'll have to wait for another day because I gotta go stream twitch.tv.com You gotta go stream jelking live. Ben this isn't live. It's easy to do more. Viewers you'll miss this one today but we'll do more so go sub me Ben you should put those up on Ben and Jackie's college fund. It's a good idea. We might actually put them there and they'll be up on Twitch. It's easy to do. I wanna come on. After this I'm gonna come on. I'll see you soon. I love you all. I love you Ben. He's still hearing. I'm still hearing. What is this shit? Before I go Nate if you wanna penalize me this is entirely your fault. No it's not. I said I have to leave before 7 and then you had technical issues that caused it to run late. So me leaving is due to your technical issues. I would argue that I don't bear more responsibility but I do bear the physical. We can agree on that. Bye bye. Seriously though he's getting docked pay. Can we just have a serious discussion about what we're gonna do about kicking Ben out of the PCP? I think that was the right time.  I've been sick of Ben for a while. He doesn't offer into the podcast. He's got nothing interesting to say.  When he edits the episodes I have to write the description for him because he never does. Oh do you do that too? I sure do. All the unfunny ones are from me. I think that the PCP can be shaved down to maybe one person if I really stretch it. Let's just make it the Tom Oliver show. Which person would it be? That's a good idea. It has to be Jeff. It has to be Jeff. Only Jeff has the vision to carry us into the 21st century. Tom has all the attributes of a true PCP member. Depression. Suicidal thoughts. My little pony addiction. What else could you want? Addiction. Okay. Do you have any other points about money or should we just go to the questions? I have money right now. I'm gonna buy a pizza hut after this. I'm gonna buy a whole pizza hut restaurant. Nate speaking of money we're starting money to the PCP Patreon. Oh of course everybody. How can we not lead off with that everybody? Go to the PCP Patreon.  You get for $5 the bonus episode of the PCP every month. All of the you can get access to all of them and also if you pledge at least $1 you get access to the special Discord chat. And we're all in there and we talk to you fuckers like all the time and it's annoying because we love you.  We actually go in there sometimes. And then... And Monkey just had a bunch of questions for our failed PCP episode we just tried to record but they were going to be involved so if you want to be on the show it's another way to do it. That's it I think. Are we good? Yeah I think that's it. Oh and on that Discord like your level of pledge you get like a different color like a really cool guy. So if anybody wants to step up to the plate to be that true handboy $100 per episode tier you will look like a god amongst the sheep. So I'm just letting you know. This is a tangible benefit here. Do we have like shirts yet? The shirts are coming. In fact I was actually thinking that I might sort of film a little intro to this episode because the last one is already edited and just add it there because I'm getting moving I'm getting those up.   Alright Question time. Here we go. I think that's the conclusion we all have we like money. Money is good. Patreon.com. I think we also decided video games are good and that's pretty much it. Go to twitch.tv and and subscribe to my twitch channel and you get an emote. I have an emote now.  I want to get an emote so if you follow me then I will have a better chance of getting an emote one day. That's true. What would your emote be munchie? My emote would just be a one. Of course. A very fancy ornate decorative one. Exactly. Like Paul Veership bro. Oh and to give some closure to last week's episode I did get my youtube channel back so you guys didn't have to do a single thing. Of course I forgot. I got it back before the episode even aired so I was wondering what happened. One week I'm bragging about my subs and when it comes out my channel is gone. Next week I'm complaining that it was deleted but it's already back by the time it airs. We need to stop recording these eight days early. It makes us seem like we're crazy. Everyone has enough time to edit them. I guess so. Let's go to the questions. I'm just going to acknowledge as a block everyone's asking these questions about what is or isn't gay.  We're going to do a bonus episode about that. I thought we were going to do a bonus episode about what's gay.   I think it's the number one question.  If you become a patron the bonus episode is about this stuff. Did you listen to the Unsufferable Social Media Argument podcast? We already answered all those questions. Nobody cares about that podcast. That's the shitty podcast. That's like the arm retrieval of your channel. Oh no. It's true. That comes out at the end of the month. That would be probably a week from this when you hear it. Here we go. That's a terrible question. Nope.  Here we go. It's my buddy Haileo. My music guy. Top 10 hottest Sonic characters. Let's... I got to go with Rouge.    Here Gib's hilarious joke. Ryuka Matoi because she looks like a shadow. That's funny. I'm laughing. What about Sonic himself? He's pretty hot. Sonic's pretty hot. He doesn't have enough teeth. No wait. Sonichu, of course. Roast chew. The whole pantheon is available to us. A Roast Bubbles chew. Angel Chew or whatever her name is. Angelica Rose Chew. I don't know who the hottest is who hates sex but whoever has the guy who has the most justice and valor pulsing through his veins is Vex, the alligator. What about that little bumblebee?   He's a bee.  They're worthless.   I like the robot specifically from Sonic Heroes. Is that Mel Sonichu? No, it's the robot that was with Shadow and Rouge or something. Oh, that guy from Adventure Battle 2 or whatever. That guy was cool.  This is a gay question. Here we go. AtDynyle227 asks if you could restart life from birth while retaining all the memories and skills you have now would you? No changing major events.  That ruins the whole question. I want to be the baby who predicted 9-11 and called George Bush on the phone the morning of and said Mr. President, sir, they're about to attack the Twin Towers and then he just replies. I know. Oh my god. That's my fan fiction. I've had a thought about this for years. Does everybody remember the movie Jumanji?   I don't know about accidental porn I bet you see some freaking risks there's no, that's always deliberate what are you talking about yeah fair point I guess there's a couple times where I was just on Google and I clicked on an image before like Google could block stuff like this And it redirected to a page of, like, old people having sex and blowing each other.  I'm like, oh.  And I wasn't even clicking on porn. It was just like an image of, like, not even anything.  You talking lemon party? Lemon party, of course. It wasn't quite that. Because I also saw that, and I'm like, god damn it, why do the people keep putting this on the internet? Lemon party's cute. I think those old men are adorable. Yeah, they're just having fun. I didn't like it because I'm not old. Yeah, yeah. Also, everybody should check out the offended page on Encyclopedia Dramatica. They have some good stuff, too. Sick. Can I just shout out just, this isn't even a room we need to go into, but at Nyan Kwan asks a question, glasses hot or not? And I just like that it's a picture of a girl with glasses. So like, I think we know, she's got a bit of a dog in this fight, I think.  Everyone knows I'm a well-known glasses fetishist. So there you go, you know where I'm at. Okay, that's it. No need to go into that any further. Alright, we're all done, everybody. Wait, wait, wait, no, no. The best question of all time. Okay. Holy shit, that's actually a real question.   We've already done questions about pairing all of us off until like the ones you're pairing. It has to be Jeff. It's Jeff X Jeff. Jeff X Jeff is just super. Jeff and I know like the two non-PCP members. Oh, there we go. Yeah, that's a match between them. And they're both racist. Of course. What about Psy and his fedora, that's the ultimate PCP couple. Psy and Monkey is my favorite. I'm down with that, that's good. Also Gib and me, that's my favorite.  All right, here we go. It's dinner time. It's dinner time. Hey, thanks for watching, everybody. Thanks for sending us questions. We use at TPCrasnators, this is our Twitter, but you don't have to use that. You can just use hashtag askPCP if you want to send questions.  But hey, who knows? You might send out a one every once in a while.  All right, we're done. Thanks for listening, everybody. We will see you next week with another one. Money, money, money, money, money. Get the bonus episodes. Become a patron. So you can hear the goddamn bonus episodes. We just did best dogs. That's it out, and we'll do another one soon. All right, bye everybody. Money, money, money, money, money. Brownies. All right, done.


Hey friends tonight, we are gonna be staying in one of the Walt Disney World tree houses I am so excited it is Christmas week in fact Christmas is just two days away So I brought all my Christmas decorations and Christmas cards and we are gonna decorate our Christmas tree in a tree house How awesome is that? I am so excited to give you guys the grand tour Give you a looker at the rooms and then also all of the resort amenities and have a nice little holiday Stacation any hoos. Let's go do this a Lot of people don't even know that there are tree houses that you can stay in here at the Walt Disney World Resort And this is actually in Saratoga Springs, and they are absolutely beautiful One of my favorite places to actually stay and I can't wait to just show you all the cool things This is starting to be a little tradition for me last year I stayed at the Polynesian bungalows on Christmas Eve and I brought all my Christmas decorations And I decorated the room and it was one of the best times or best moments in my life actually and We're gonna do it again this year here at the Treehouse Villas And I think it's kind of cool like I said to decorate a Christmas tree in a tree house So it's gonna be a fun evening, and I'm so excited to share it with all of you I love the fact that there are Christmas decorations on all the light poles here at the Treehouse Villas And it kind of just reminds me of staying at Fort Wilderness a little bit except for your room is actually in a tree Like it's a tree house, and it's so beautiful here tucked away in the nature LBV golf courses on the other side there, and it's just so quiet and people actually even decorate kind of like Fort Wilderness They put lights up and they go all out on their patios Now let's actually go check out the Treehouse I'll give you guys a little bit of a room tour and then we have to get all unpacked We have to get our Christmas tree out of the car and get all settled in and ready for our holiday staycation Right here is our Treehouse 7023 and we're actually right on the river so we can board a Boat taxi and it'll take us to the other resorts or Disney Springs So that's really nifty and we're gonna explore that a little bit later on but let's head up there I like that they actually do have like handicap accessible like Treehouses so like they do have ones that have ramps not just stairs because I'd love to bring my mom here And she would love to stay here, and we're just gonna give you guys, you know the grand tour Before we go into the room. I want to show you guys the deck out here It is so beautiful, and I love just being surrounded by nature Right here are the steps to actually come up and then take a look at this nice deck. Isn't it nice? Got a nice patio set with trees on them, and then you just got this beautiful like scenery It is absolutely amazing. Oh, I can hear the boats Here we are Look at this. I Love it in here, and I can't wait to actually decorate it for Christmas We're gonna hang up Christmas lights. Look at the high high ceilings up there This is three bedrooms. There are three bedrooms in this treehouse, and it is absolutely amazing I love all the furniture right over here You got the first bedroom and this one I think is the one with bunk beds Oh, yeah, and then we've got another bedroom right here. Then we've got a washer and dryer right here. Oh Yeah, another bathroom. I think there's two bathrooms. So three bedrooms two bathrooms nice little kitchen area here The TV the living room look at all of the furniture. It is so nice I love it here, and then the main bedroom might be a little bit dark. Let's see if we can flip the light on There we go. I Love it. It is so amazing in here. Like I said, look how high those ceilings are and I love waking up and just looking out. Oh Wow, you can actually see one of the buses for Disney Springs right there not buses the boats. Yeah, can you see it actually going? I? Love it. Oh, look at little Mickey and then we've got the bathroom a very very nice bathroom This is this is nice Hello, of course with all staycations. We have to check out the fridge to make sure we got all the necessities Perfect some Bud Light and French vanilla creamer. I think that's all we need I'm gonna dive into the other rooms and show you a lot of other things that I like But now I want to go grab the Christmas stuff out of the car in the tree And we're gonna do some decorating. I can't wait to turn this all festive and holiday-ish and there we go There's all my Christmas stuff. We got the good old tree right here I've got some lights and I've got all of your Christmas cards and Ornaments that you guys have sent me so if you sent me a Christmas card or an ornament as long as I got it Before I checked in today I brought it along with me and we're gonna decorate the whole entire tree house with it So it's kind of like you guys are here with me, too And I did this last time at the Polynesian bungalow and I made sure to save everything So I'm so excited if you guys see something you sent me like an ornament or a card let me know in the comments and I think we have to put some Christmas music on Well, here it is another Christmas time and I must agree with my grandchildren. It's just about the neatest time of the year One of the nicest things about the holiday season is exchanging greetings with our many friends For these messages from all over the world represent the true spirit of Christmas in many different ways and once again we put together another Christmas show for you So let's turn back the calendar to the days when it all started During the Christmas holidays or any other season here at Disneyland Main Street USA is the happiest busiest Main Street in the world Everything ready for a big Christmas for everything but the weather Personally, I feel right at home in this snow that it's not so good for a parade And just like that. I think we are all done Tons of cards and lights. I really like what I did with the place It is really beautiful and thank you guys if any of you have sent me these cards or any ornaments on the tree I know I'm not great at responding back like through messages and mail Know that I really do care and I keep and cherish every single one of them and look at They're all here with me. I mean, there's a lot of cards here Like I haven't one the other side too, but we'll give a quick pan through so in case you guys see any of yours First let's take a look at the Christmas tree. I think I did a good job this year I mean it looks really well and there's a lot of great ornaments on it I think the lights mess with the camera a little bit so you might see like a blue tint in there See now it's right here, but I love it take a look at some of these look at this one right here Somebody made me that and it's so beautiful. We got lots of Dalmatians and graces on here.  Look at this one right here How cool is that? It's like I got my own 50. It's statue right there. I love it. Thank you again guys These are all so amazing and let me know in the comments if you see like your ornament on there You know, I mean it'd be nice to see a lot of it like acknowledge there. Look at this one. So beautiful Oh, I dropped the big one Have to put that back Now let's take a look at some of the cards we have here And I kind of put them down here and there and all along here I also bought two stockings one from me and one for Gracie girl and speaking of Gracie girl Look at this card right here. That is so awesome. Seriously. Some of these are just so amazing and I love it I love it so much. I tried putting some more on this side and then we got some more over here. I Love it. I even use the barstools too So I'm definitely trying to get as much as I could in there and then we'll come along and I kept it going See I put them on the backside so you can see them here Just so many amazing cards and it makes me so happy and then a couple over here I'm gonna have to move these though when I make coffee in the morning. Maybe I'll put this right here I like that. Oh, look at little down. He's a little greasy. So awesome Also, I do want to say a big. Thank you to Kirsten Jessica John and Fidgett for actually giving me this day They're the family that actually had a bunch of points left over that we're gonna expire December 31st like they actually expire and then they go like they just disappear Disney just gets rid of them And I think that's such a sad thing I feel bad for the families that lose all these these points and everything like that because they can't make it down due to the circumstances that were in and I feel like Disney should let you hang on to them, but You know, this is what was available and they booked it for me and asked if I would like to go stay and I was like Yeah, I would love to so I'm very honored that you guys thought of me and all of my Stacations that people have given me DVC points that were about to expire. I'm very honored I know that you know, they could just go to waste and nobody could actually stay there Or they could give them to maybe family members But if the you guys chose to actually give them to me, I feel like super special like very grateful and very special and Thank you so much Also, those are icicle lights up there But I couldn't really get them to like attach only because I didn't want to use any glue or tape or any Like nails or anything like that because this is in my house So everything is kind of just put there so it can be taken away and I want to destroy like I don't want to destroy Or damage any of this fine woodwork here. I mean it is very beautiful in here Now I'm all switched out into my Christmas sweater got a little comfy, but we have to figure out what we're gonna do for dinner I love that we got to just kind of hang out or lack here And I'm thinking maybe we can just grab a boat over to Disney Springs The boat dock is right outside my house like right outside my tree house Speaking of fine woodwork, would you guys consider that a hidden Mickey? I love it I think it's really cool and also all the lamps are actually wood too I'm gonna show you a couple of the other ones that are in the rooms. I just like the Furniture in here. It's like my favorite thing about staying here, but over in this side in this bunk bed room right here This is the stuff I really like Let's take a look at this lamp right here Isn't that so nifty? It's beautiful, isn't it? It's turning on. Oh, look at that And then the bunk bed itself is like all wood such a beautiful resort If you guys want to see like a full full tour I actually stayed here before and I'll put the link for that video in that's a little more in-depth look today It's just kind of about the holiday season decorating and getting all warm and cozy You know, that's what today is all about But now I shut all the lights off and like I said, we're gonna go explore the resort a little bit It got super dark out. I mean it's getting dark at night here, Florida actually earlier and earlier I think it's 6 30 now I mean it took a while to actually decorate and I was really comfy in there and stuff like that But now it's like dark dark out So let's go Mander down here. Look we can look into our tree house from here.  I made some Italian sausages and I loved it and I think the Boat ramp is over here like right next to us. Oh, here comes a bus They also have bus transportation your own private bus transportation like this is like I think only for the tree house villas really and Saratoga Springs So takes you right to the parks or to Disney Springs Right here is the Disney Springs launch right there. Oh, I think we missed the boat There she goes Goodbye. Oh, it's all decorated over here, too. Look at that. It's got some garland and lights. I Think we just wait here The last time that I stayed here the boats weren't operating in fact most of these resorts weren't even open And I remember I came and I watched the sunset from this boat dock right here because it was just open and During that time it was like major shutdown time and everything was like a ghost town I remember just sitting out here and just being in awe. It was really amazing They're playing Christmas music out here, too Well, here comes a boat this one might be ours. I like how dark it is out there and it's kind of just creeping in I feel like we're going on a jungle cruise. It's kind of eerie out here. A little bit We made it to Disney Springs. Look at the boat house right there. I love seeing all the lights on the water Usually they have two boat docks open at Disney Springs, but for tonight they only have the marketplace So we're gonna try to find something to eat over on the marketplace side The other one's usually down by the hangar bar and I don't know I don't know many places that I actually usually eat over here and look how close you are to Saratoga Springs So if you wanted to actually walk from Disney Springs to Saratoga Springs at your room, it's literally right there. I Think I know where I want to go eat Earl of sandwich the world's greatest hot sandwich I've never actually eaten there. I don't think and it's been something I want to do for a while And it's over here on the marketplace side. Oh Look at this. Oh Wow take a look at that the carousel actually has Santa hats on all the horses That is so priceless Merry Christmas, I like your outfit super bright. Yeah, thank you. Whoa. I want to ride the carousel now As I was admiring the carousel and the horses with their Santa hats I realized I didn't bring a mask with me because you don't need a mask on the boat and I left my mask at the Treehouse, so I'm gonna have to figure out how to get a mask so I can get some food and ride the carousel There we go. Looks like they sell the mask for $1.49 at all the stores So I grabbed a mask right here at the pin trading store $1.49 There we go. I don't normally wear disposable masks But you got to do what you got to do only because I like having that fancy design on the front But these are definitely a little bit more breathable I mean plus you get that little strip right here where you can pinch down and you know stop your glasses from getting foggy To ride the carousel you actually have to get a token from this token machine It's $3 for one token $5 for two tokens and then one token per rider So yeah, we're gonna grab a token and we're gonna go for a little ride on the Disney Springs carousel And it actually has pictures of Pleasure Island on there and that's always my favorite But I've never seen them with the Santa hats on the horses, so I really like that There's all the tokens Look at that So I bought four tokens and then I gave away the other three tokens to the family behind me So I bought their ride on the carousel for them Let's see which horse we're gonna pick like we're gonna take This guy right here. Oh, yes. He looks very mighty. This one is like a rocking horse. No, I wonder if I can do that one Oh, I like it. I think I'm going on this one I like how he's kind of looking back at me and look at how cute the little Santa hats are. Oh, I should have wore mine I love how it's like kind of two rides in one because I feel like it reminds me of one of those rides that used to be Outside of like a supermarket because it just kind of rocks back and forth and then once the carousel starts It's gonna be even flutter and they're playing Christmas music as well Also, I'm pretty sure I see a hidden Mickey right there along with it looks like the Emperor's new groove I mean that's what it looks like doesn't it? I don't know But up here you can see these are all Disney Springs like old shops Right over there is a marketplace and some of it says Pleasure Island. So it makes it really really cool. I Didn't know there was a mirror right there, but you can kind of see me now Oh, I could feel yeah, I could feel that fire too, right you just feel the fire from here. Holy moly Oh, we're taking off now There we go, that's the one. Oh, wow, they're playing Angela's favorite song I don't know why but I just can't unsee Emperor's new groove I don't know what that is, but I just can't unsee it Seriously, that was such a great carousel ride. I really love it I love how would like the horses rock and then also just seeing all Disney Springs and the volcano going off That was a real like an awesome treat Now I think we're gonna hop over here to Earl of sandwich and get get ourselves a sandwich But look at the line. It's going out the door. Maybe this is why I've never eaten here before like I don't know How long this goes like is it just like you order and then you get it immediately? I guess we'll wait I mean, we've already kind of decided that we were gonna try the world's greatest hot sandwich Also, I wanted to talk about how long it takes for you to get with the from the boat to Disney Springs From the treehouse and only took about 10 minutes actually maybe like in between five and ten minutes I didn't actually like count the minutes, but that's pretty fast. You know what I mean? I bet she's probably faster than the boat. I mean the bus transportation Wow, I have never seen anything this busy before it gives me high hopes that it's actually really delicious like sandwich I mean it does advertise as the world's greatest sandwich, so it's got my interest so we're waiting it out Also each Disney dining plan includes one entree one side of dessert and one beverage I wonder if I can get that now or if that was only with like the Disney dining plan, but that's interesting That's that that like that's there right now As busy as they are in there. It actually went pretty fast and here it is My oralist sandwich. I got a French dip and I'm so excited comes with a little la jus a little French dip and We're gonna try it. We're gonna dive in I like the way that it's wrapped It's like wrap very nice, so quick break this off a little bit Oh Yeah, I'm gonna like this bread a lot look at that Oh, and then we've got the ah jus for the different I'm all about the ah jus and this bread looks perfect look how hot it is like the ah jus I could see the steam just pouring out of there, but let's get dip in here But yeah, look at those onions too first bite Okay, that is good I'm a fan. I'm a fan of Earl's sandwich now Wow the bread is what's the best part about it though the roast beef, and I like the thick cut onions too This is a good sandwich. I don't know if it's a world hot like great at hot sandwich, but this is a good French dip it also cost I think 899 and I wouldn't say this is even a six inch like sandwich or a hoagie I would say was probably like like five inches. Maybe it's not like a foot long a five dollar foot long You can see the Christmas lights in my ah jus. I don't want to disturb them, but every bite every bite gets a dip Let me know when the comments what you're go to like sandwiches here at Earl's sandwich I can't wait to try some different ones, but this French dip though It did good Now that we finished up our sandwiches over at Earl's sandwich We're gonna go see what the crowds are like at world of Disney It's only three more days till Christmas and wow it is busy down here at Disney Springs Very congestive got a bobbin weave bobbin weave But I want to go in here because I want to see if they have the castle spirit jersey for my sister I've been on the hunt for that castle spirit jersey for a while now every time I find out that it's here at Disney Springs I come down and it's gone within a day and it's actually gotten like put back out on the like shelves Like I think twice already, so we'll see if it's here chances are probably no they've got plenty of these spirit jerseys the Iridescent 50th anniversary ones, but these spirit jerseys are not the spirit jerseys we're looking for Well, no jersey today, and I think we're gonna get out of here because it is like I said very very busy in here Definitely got to be going in between the crowds here. Oh Boy, but there's a party happening on the water side stage Whoa, I think we're gonna start making our way back over to the tree house But first I want to walk through days of Christmas This is one of my favorite stores mainly because there's a bunch of Dalmatians actually inside as soon as you walk in the door Look at that Look at all those Dalmatians there. I wish I can bring Gracie in here to have a little photo session She'd love it. I'd have her sit right there next to the fireplace. I Love it. It's so cute though Trying to look at the faces and see if any of them look like her this one kind of does a little bit That one does a lot Let's see right here. I Could see it. Oh Yeah, definitely this one looks identical to Gracie could definitely see it in her face. Don't you think oh? Yeah, 100% Right next to the days of Christmas store They have the art of Disney and I want to show you something that I would love to have one day But probably is a little bit out of my price range. Oh the fire. Oh I can feel it Just like that little girl on the carousel. She's like I can feel I said I can feel it, too Right here is the art of Disney store like I was talking about and they have like I said pretty amazing pieces in here Take a look at this amazing piece right here. This is a letter from Walt Disney and it says dear mr. Hodgins, thank you very much for your letter of welcome I appreciate hearing from you and the other members of the National Cartoonist Society in the Orlando area Thanks to all of you for your thoughtfulness Sincerely Walt Disney. Isn't that so cool? Guess how much this is going for right now? $14,000 no annual past discounts allowed But I would love to get that just because it's a signed document from Walt Disney about Orlando technically and I think that's just so Amazing. They also have another one down here. That's for $14,000, too And this actually has a lot of amazing signatures on it Actually, I would want this one instead. Look at this Walter E. Disney They have a Royal Clark They have the Irvine Diane Miller. This is amazing right here Honestly, this is a really cool one. I think I would take this one instead for $14,000. Yep. That's the one This is something else that I really love and it's a poison apple figurine here and take a look at this $80 I love it and what I would love to do It's only $80 when they I would absolutely love to own the apple that's down at the Lakeland antique mall That was in snow white scary adventures and actually replace that apple with this that would be amazing But out of all of these amazing things including Walt Disney's autograph on two different documents You'd be shocked at what the most expensive item is in this store and I'm gonna show you it Right here in a second. I'm gonna give you a couple more seconds It's kind of in the general view here. So you can guess maybe what's the most expensive item. It's this Lion King picture right here You wouldn't be so shocked wait.  We'll get you a little scroll down here $35,000 dollars $35,000 for this I Mean it is gorgeous, but you can buy three Walt Disney autographs for that price I mean the frame alone is probably worth a couple thousand I feel like I mean this is really beautiful, but I think I would take Walt Disney's autograph Okay back to the boat though Looks like we got a boat right here right now. So we're gonna have to hurry up. I don't know which way we're going though this says Disney's Saratoga Springs and this one says Port Orleans and French Quarter District that we're going this way Yeah Saratoga Springs right here blue flag boat got to find the blue flag boat. I really do love the Christmas music on the boat So really it really makes me feel a little bit more happier. I also appreciate the Mickey light vest instructions Mickey knows the way safety first. Oh Looks like we're going under a bridge. This is really fancy Now we made it back to the tree houses and I was thinking about actually going around and maybe checking out the pool area But it's 50 degrees out. So I don't think we're gonna be going swimming anytime soon Especially in the cold weather. I don't know why I feel that way because like back in Pennsylvania I remember I used to go swimming in like 50s and 60 degree weather But for some reason the cold hits different in Florida I think it has to do with the humidity or just the air in general and Yeah, now I guess we're just gonna go back into the tree house, but look all the lights are lit up Isn't that kind of cute? They're on the lamp post You can see another one right there and right here is our tree house literally right next to the boat dock too So it's very very convenient. I Had to immediately plug in all the lights because they're just so pretty when I shut off all the lights and then see what it looks like what they just the Christmas lights on kind of make it nice and homey, you know, oh I love it so much. I love multi-color lights. They're just so beautiful and look at it. I love it. I Kind of want to keep my house decorated all year around I say that every year and I haven't even decorated my house yet I just kind of brought all this stuff here and I'm gonna just take it out of here and then start decorating my house The reason I haven't started decorating my own house is because I wanted to wait for my mom and sister They're coming down the first week of January So I was like, well, we're gonna celebrate Christmas when we get down there I thought about going home to see them like on Christmas day But it's driving 16 hours and if they're coming down like next week after Christmas I figured I would just wait and I got all their presents. I'm gonna wrap them I'm gonna set up the Christmas tree and we're just gonna celebrate Christmas in January I think that'll be fun. It'll be my mom's birthday, too So then it will be celebrating her birthday and Christmas and then we'll be celebrating my birthday because it was before Christmas And it'll just be fun. So I figured instead of, you know, decorating everything at the house I'd wait decorate here and then once I get it home. I'm gonna set it all up for when they come down Now I'm gonna try to figure out which room I'm gonna actually sleep in tonight Like I'm half-tentate to actually sleep in one of the bunk beds because I think it would be so fun I mean like seriously, I mean the mattresses probably aren't as comfortable though. Let's see what the bottom bunk's like here. Oh Yeah, they're not comfortable at all really.  Oh I like that. I Am not too sure. I would like sleeping on the bunk bed like this mattress is like very very tight Well, it's for kids, you know, but I think it'd be fun. I don't know. I like the woodpost Something funny. I just realized about the bunk bed You can actually maybe order this exact bunk bed from the company because it's actually old hickory furniture company and Shelbyville Indianapolis and actually has a mad manufacturing date and a model number So I bet you you can actually just buy one of these if you ever wanted to I mean, it's a nice bunk bed Look at this. This is the ladder get up very sturdy, too. Oh, it's got a little squeak to it. Can you hear it? Who am I kidding? No, I'm probably just gonna stay in the master bedroom I mean the bed is huge and I love the ceilings and you kind of have that beautiful like Window display where you're not seeing anything but the woods this one on the other side You actually see like all the cars and stuff like this this the view from the master or from the main Bedroom is like just all nature And trust me when you wake up in the morning, you definitely want to have like a beautiful view It always puts you in a good mood. You know what I mean? You're laying down right here and the Sun starts coming in and it's just so miraculous Now I think I'm gonna actually just go to bed lay down Maybe watch some TV before I hit the sack and just enjoy Sitting out here with the Christmas tree and the Christmas lights. I don't know. I'm just very happy Makes me feel nice and cozy being here And I just love it and getting to see all these cards and all the ornaments and it just makes me feel so thankful and Grateful for all of you guys because honestly you guys set all this I remember there's a time in my life where I never even got a Christmas card I don't think anyone ever sent me a Christmas card now I get a Christmas card and like I really do cherish them I even have last year's Christmas cards still and I just kind of like I don't know Well, I do like to keep things around and stuff like that So I do hold things. Yeah, you know inanimate objects like very close to my you know heart and Yeah, I'm just so grateful, you know And with that, I think we are done here for the night time to go to bed I'm so excited to sleep in this comfy bed because it is a very nice bed and Yeah, I think that's gonna be doing it for us.  It was so nice to decorate the room go around to Disney Springs Tri-url a sandwich I wish it was a little bit warmer out because I would have definitely went swimming It would have been nice. They have a nice very good quiet pool over on the Same area here in the loop of the tree houses And like I said, if you want to see like a full tour of all of the tree house amenities Then I'm gonna put the link from my video when I first stayed here in the description I basically spent the whole entire time just going here showing you all the cool rooms and all the different spots around the resort and of course a beautiful sunset sunset and Yeah, so once again, thank you to Kirsten, John, Jessica and Fidget for the points to stay here, and I hope you all have a merry Christmas and Hope you enjoyed the video. I enjoyed making it. We'll see you later. Good night