Mark Norman is a New York City-based comedian who has made an appearance on nearly every late-night show including Conan four times Oh, yeah, he's been seen on Showtime's live at South by Southwest Inside Amy Schumer last comic standing Comedy Central's half-hour at midnight He released an album with Comedy Central Records titled still got it and last Friday at midnight Mark's first hour-long special premiered on Comedy Central. It's called Amy Schumer presents Mark Norman don't be yourself Along with comedian Joe List he co-hosts the podcast Tuesdays with stories Which my producer Alex loves more than this podcast? Which I really resent.  Don't be yourself. Oh boy. I choked on the sperm How does that feel seeing your face your body? It's pretty wild I mean just as a guy who you know came up in New York with nothing and Struggled for years and all that it's and seeing other people like Louise and Chris rocks and all these people in the subway I was always like I could never have that then eventually start seeing your friends like Michael Che had one and Dan Soder big J, and then you're like wow. That's cool. They have one and when you have one it doesn't doesn't really register Mm-hmm. I stood next to one yesterday and people walk by and I want you know, that's me and nobody stopped That's New York, baby. That's why New Yorkers are funny Are you being recognized every now and then I get wrecked enough mostly for the podcast or if I'm just off like I did Fallon on Thursday and I had people the next day going were you on Fallon? Was that you wow? So that's fun. Do you like that? I like a quickie.  I saw your special and I think that that was a great was he just kept walking Mm-hmm, but that's probably with the girl You know I'm getting that's a definite get laid move. Is it a get laid? Oh, yeah I mean I didn't you know I didn't ask this guy to say anything and he came to me and he kept moving it was perfect Does she change once you get recognized? Yes, you notice that or does he or do you change? I change and she changed. She goes. Oh my god. Does that happen a lot? Wow. That was so cool Do you know that guy who was that guy? I'm like, I don't know just a fan I guess and and the whole mood is different the mood is different Do all women respond that way because I would think if I were a woman and I don't understand women Sure, but you do ah Some you do you do understand women. I would think all right. I'm walking with this guy.  Yeah seems like a nice guy He's funny I'd like to settle down with him. I think his sperm is good. Mm-hmm. You know, he could make good smart funny babies Sure. Oh, he's famous. He can probably have any other woman in the world So he's gonna dump me. He's just gonna use me as a sperm receptacle. Uh-huh. Do women think that way? I think some do but I think in that moment with the fan I think they're going. Oh, I made the right. I made a good choice here. Are they churned on by power Are you saying that that's they want something that what I think there's a million zillion dudes out there? And if you can come out on top in any way it helps and I think it with a fan walking by and going hey Hey, that was fun. I think that gives them a boost of like alright. I'm with the right guy for a second Are you having fun? Do you like I'm trying? It's hard. I'm a mess. You're part of the machinery right now Yeah, I know that's scary. I'm in the cog. I'm a cog in the in the system but is it Exhausting is it scary? It's scary. It's scared that it's all gonna go away.   That's true. I don't want to you're not ashamed of this No, I actually like it, but I'm still scared of people's thoughts that whole thing like I don't care what other people think I desperately care what people think and I live by each comment. Yeah. Yeah, I mean how you feel Yeah, if I'm being and I read the bad ones too.  Well, that's all you get but I Read the bad ones and I go he's got a point. I was talking too fast or hey, he's got a point I have a I made a weird gesture there You know, I don't I don't if it's some guys like look at this douche. I'm like, all right Well, that's that's not helping me. What about the hate? Yeah, the haters. Yeah We're they're just dead inside and need a reaction and are we yeah, that's true But at least we're coming up with something creative. He just called me a douche. Have you ever converted a hater? I Have ironically if you if you come at them with some decency They kind of pull back cuz I think they just want a reaction more than anything, you know So if you go, hey, I'm sorry you feel that way they go.  I didn't know you were listening. I'm the worst.    And now your friends. So you did Fallon. Yes You've done the tonight show before first time debut little nerve-racking not necessarily because it's Fallon Not because it's the tonight show. It's going into that building. Yes It's 30 rock. It means it's freighted, right? It's the top of the heap as far as late night goes and you know You got the suit on and I already feel weird about that It's in the middle of the days you've had enough time to get anxious and hate yourself, you know And I was I slept two hours night before I just couldn't sleep I took 11 melatonin and I still couldn't sleep. That's how wacky and and churning my brain was it was a real carnival up there and Yeah, I just had to drink a cup of coffee Which I never do and suck it up and go and I had my agent there my manager and my publicist and three friends And I told my agent and publicist and manager I said I'm a group text saying don't ask me how I'm feeling don't ask me if I need anything right now Don't ask me if I'm good or if I'm ready or if everything's cool. That's gonna make it worse. We're talking with Steve Harvey He's the second guy to say that. What did he do?  Well, yeah, right?   They give me the water. They're like, all right I'm here. I'm I'm I'm help. I'm helping right so I don't help but they want to be a part of it Yes, and they're looking at for you, but they're also looking at for themselves Yes, which I get and they're not bad people, but I'm just saying for my head space and my where I need to be Don't ask me this shit. It'll only make it. How old are you 32 33 33? You're doing the tonight show you're waiting in the wings. Yes 33 tonight show it's not make or break. It's now it's make in other words if you do well That's great. Yeah, if you don't do well Yeah, it's a bummer. It's a bummer. It's a disappointment I'm not out of the business, but you're not out of the business, so it's not a bad place to be Right. You're standing in the wings. They're about to introduce you Heart pounding. Yes Bullet points. Yes, you use bullet points. Why not if they're there if they're gonna let me do them I'll use them that makes it a lot easier.  I wasn't even a fart Because in the old days they didn't let you use is that right? Yeah, why not? What is it hurting? They felt I Don't know Mark Malkoff. Maybe can answer this. He does that Carson special. Uh-huh or podcast. I know that Letterman felt that Giving the comedians bullet points. I Don't know Show business shouldn't be that easy for you. You should be nervous Yeah, I guess but I mean I say why not I mean I agree with you I comma could be seen reading them maybe but it's one word. I don't know you're in your out there I guess their feeling is your you should know it you should know it's like cheat sheet kind of thing, but I the brain freeze That is absolutely terrifying. Oh my god.  What's next? What's next? We're on the night show the cameras This is it. You're blowing it.    He's like you go over that wall faggot, you know, so So that happens in a matter of a millisecond right so it's right, but it feels like three days Yeah, did you use the bullet points? Did you look at the cute? I did for that only but after that I was I was smooth sailing, but it was that beginning Moment that's one of the first joke. I got out clean the second was like what's next?  No, I can't I don't need to watch would you notice the stumble? I would yeah, if you put it on right now be like there it is and I bet you could see it But the the public couldn't the masses they missed it You're walking out. Mm-hmm You tell your first joke. Yeah, have the first joke. Oh first joke went. Okay. No, what do you think? Okay, the first joke went. Okay. What are you thinking? I remember thinking when I was okay It wasn't a maze you want to you want to just blow the roof off immediately So you're so you're making the mistake as I've been told, uh-huh, which is counting the laughs You're not supposed to do that. Yeah, I hear that but I can't help it. Yeah How could you not you want to do well you want it? You want to be in charge of how it's going So when did the brain freeze start after the first joke?  I Tell the first one I get a laugh then I get the freeze. Oh, wow for the setup of the second joke. Okay, that's messed up. Yeah It was bad that that and how much preparation did you do for the set? I ran it every night for about a month and a half Jesus. Yeah, and that's beautiful times a night Yeah, I mean I knew this was the big wig. You know Valon tonight show So I had to be crisp and I was chained tweaking it throughout. Yeah, it's diamond cutting. It is it really is it's very it's thrilling It's it's because it's precise and it's absolute control.  You're running a theater.  All right Like like take that in it went differently there. Okay, so you just keep melding it, you know Like a samurai sword as Louie would say you keep hitting it hitting it hitting it till it's a perfect, you know smooth steel.  Yeah, was that from exhaustion from lack of sleep? No It was nothing anxiety induced. It was just it was all coming crashing down like I had the first joke I got up because all you have to do is go. Okay. I'm here now tell a joke and then I'm like wait I'm here. I'm on stage. I'm in the tonight show. I'm in 30 rock. I'm on studio B That's when it all hit me and that's when I've had the freeze when I had to go. Hey Get back into it buddy. Come on. Yeah, I mean no human being In their right mind puts themself through that I have a friend who did Letterman when he was your age When it was late night, yeah, you know the 12 30 They bumped him the first time because he was freaking out Oh really and they brought him back and he did it and I was I remember standing in the wings Waiting to do a show with my heart beating and being really nervous. Yeah thinking this is the ultimate invasion of my privacy I mean TV guide. I hate this really.  Yeah, every and why am I doing this and I'm waiting to be introduced Yeah, and I had this epiphany. I thought oh, that's why my friend Never got back on television. He didn't want this He won't admit to himself He won't admit to himself that he doesn't want this, but this is unnatural. Yeah, this is not the right way So you better make a decision right now pal. Yeah, do you want this right?  Yeah, I want this and this is what Separates us from there are other funnier guys. Yeah, they just don't want to go. They don't want to put themselves through this And that's totally fine. Yeah, did you is this on YouTube? I'd like to see this the Set what was a Conan shot was a car. I'd like is that on YouTube? Maybe I'd have to go search it. Oh, we got to get that. Oh, whoever's got that on VHS I was always having a nervous breakdown. Yeah, I went and but I put myself through it. Yeah, I would insist on Dave Cyrus has walked in with a laundry. I do people's laundry. Oh, oh nice Cyrus Hello, it's not laundry. I'm gonna just some things I need.  I'm gonna move over here. Why don't we take a quick break? And when we come back, we'll be joined by Dave Cyrus and Mark Norman Mark Norman is here Dave Cyrus is here and we're talking with Mark his new His new Netflix special Comedy Central Well, it's gonna be on Netflix. I don't think so. I hope one day Please please put it on there. Yeah, but watch it on Comedy Central It's Amy Schumer presents Mark Norman. Don't be yourself opening for Amy.  She really is. Yeah, not threatened at all. You've opened for Louie.  No, no, I mean those people are there To see Amy or there to see Louie or whoever the hell I'm opening for so if we're if I'm I've done I've done some good shows in front of Amy when she was like a Smaller comic at a comedy club, but if it's at an arena where she does shows now It's they're there to see her so there's no way I could ever blow her off the stage. Are you holding back? I'm not holding back, but I'm definitely just I'm setting the table. That's my job as an opener Set the table and make it good for the for the headliner somebody told a Dennis Miller said to me when I opened for him Do you remember Dennis Miller?  I think it's one of the best specials ever and no one talks about it Yeah, yeah boy. He still makes me laugh. It breaks my heart the politics. Yeah, it's a bummer but the Sorry you're in so much pain. Oh, it's okay.  We're talking with Mark Norman and so Dennis had me open for him a couple of times That's very flattering.  I'm setting the plate. Yeah setting the table for you. Blown me away. That's what you're supposed to do Give me everything you got. Hmm. I think it's not a competition. It was yes It is give me everything you got. Whoa. I said if I give you everything I got I will poison this crowd And he goes you think you're that funny? I said no, I just know they'll walk out But he said to me when he was starting out his goal was to blow the headliner off the station I thought well, that's revealing about your character and your politics.  Thinking wow, I'm doing too well. I better pull back here. Well again, I'm only doing maybe 15 or 20 minutes So they're doing an hour. So it's it's their show. So even if I kill it with because I have short jokes and everything I Could really murder but I don't think That 10 minutes or 15 minutes or 20 minutes is enough to where they go. Well, we're good now We've seen our show. It's only a two-man show. Yeah, so I don't think I mean, I've I've blown some comics off the stage I don't want to say I haven't but that feel good doing that or bad I feel I just feel like hey, I'm doing my thing.  You have fun ride the wave I think the Marquita Queensbury rule of opening for somebody is don't talk to the audience. Yes, that's a rule you should I think I would say You can try to blow me off the stage Just don't talk to the audience. Yeah, do your material do your act. I agree.  What if you're host? What if you're the first person to walk up on that stage? Yeah, well ideally I'm a two engagement. I'm always the first I never do it. You don't talk to me either. Wow That's interesting. You see that I think is one of my problems with the New York comedy scene is Everybody's fast everybody's quick and everybody can talk to the audience But it gets the audience in the mood to be part of the yeah, and you're a joke writer I'm all Joe. I don't want to talk to them, right? I could I don't want to and you think because you don't talk to the Audience so many people want you to open for them. I think that might be part of it Yeah, but yeah, I'm a joke guy I mean if anybody went out on Louis show was like hey buddy where you from where'd you get that shirt homo?   I love juice. I'm exactly the opposite. My website is a section called Jews. I Want to be a Jew. I want to be are you mistaken. Is it just a list? Just a list Are you photos?  Yeah, do you like being mistaken?  Oh man.  Well. Yeah, man. That's an exaggeration, but you're doing pretty well I don't know if that's true. Well, I think that I think the Irish Catholics. I don't see a lot of homeless Jews I'm a renter Well, that's what I'm saying I think that's you know like in the comedy writing rooms. They're not that many Jews. It's mostly Irish Catholics You think oh, yeah. Hmm. I thought it was mostly Jewish. I was at the Writers Guild Awards. Were you there? You go through the names. I pay attention to the names. It's not that so you got the lampoon guys But then get the list of you of of New York slum lords Yeah, exactly. It is it is it is like a comedian trying to make a list of funny Juniors. All right slow-motion It's all like the completely non-American eyes. Right. You were definitely born in another language. Yeah So let's talk about the theme of your podcast You're a storyteller or not.   Well, I guess when I was a kid it was story because you had to just say something this happened to me How crazy is this and then you pepper in jokes you go that got a laugh and now they're more they're listening better So maybe I'll just keep doing that Stories first then jokes.   Yeah, it was good enough. Yeah when you're doing fowlin When you got to get it down to five minutes. What do you sacrifice more the story or the jokes story? It's all joke It's all Joe all Joe zero story The opening joke is it's quick. It's yeah, I drink too much I actually got fired from a job for being drunk at work my boss said hey It's it's clear.  How do you know I was high? You know and the only story part is that I got fired. Uh-huh. So that's the story So I'm taking the littlest amount I can do of the story to make it a joke and how much of these stories are absolutely true Maybe On the podcast a hundred percent a hundred percent in the act maybe 60% do you feel you're cheating the audience if you change the story to make it funnier? No, I think I'm not No, I think I'm doing them a service It's like that Dom or era joke people go true story. I don't give it to make it funny. Who cares how true it is Does the audience know it's not true or do they think it's true? They probably think it's true But that's that's my choice to just you get what I'm spitting out. Yeah, you know, yeah 100% honesty on the podcast. Yes, the difference between and that I keep saying it. I apologize Fine, I don't care. It's comedy central. Yeah, I apologize same, you know, but both are it's an hour. It's an hour What is the difference between doing? Getting a an hour special for comedy central ready and your stand-up Are you sacrificing story for the comedy central special? Yeah, yeah, I'm not a big story guy except for the podcast That's a lot of stories, but the the hour is just joke joke joke I don't I don't want any air.  That's it and then Sometimes you never get it and then you know You kind of have to just let it go are there some Jokes that only work in front of a specific audience Yes, because In a club maybe The men or the women are afraid to laugh because it reveals too much about their character. Sure. So that if you do it on your special Millions of people will laugh because they're alone Exactly, but they don't want to be revealed. So it just sounds like something you tell yourself in your joke bombs Sure, but I mean if you focus group it over and over and over different places You can get a gauge on that like I have a joke about cheating And if it's a date night saturday night, and I see a lot of couples the joke gets kind of like a Because I think a lot of guys have been caught cheating or a lot of girls assume the guys are cheating So that gets awkward But like singles night or somewhere else maybe a comedy club on a on a wednesday with a bunch of nerds in there Kills, right because the joke is good, but I think it hits home a little bit So are your ears primed for this? Oh, yeah, I'm all ears Ear to ear and so you know that a that a bit I would I would think Bits about one night stands with women and stuff Would reveal way too much about the men or the women in a club But home alone, they're gonna love this stuff. Maybe yeah, I'm fine with that. I'll still do it What about how dark the room is? I like a darker room. Why I just think people get self-conscious with the lights on right and to go back to your old question Uh, some crowds getting in some crowd. I have a whole chunk on anxiety and if I'm in the midwest They're kind of like who care what anxiety go to work, you know, but if I'm in new york or la they're like, yeah I feel your brother. Uh-huh. So that was an interesting uh Interesting takeaway you suffer from anxiety big time. Yeah join the club. Yes. I figured that's why I loved you You guys get it. We not only get it. We give it Now I have been told that anxiety is powerlessness. It's a complete lack of power. Is that right? That's what I was told makes sense a lot of fear a lot of fear not not having control My big anxiety is I'm all alone That I'm just gonna be I'm gonna die alone and then I realize everybody dies alone. That's true. I'd rather die alone I don't want to die in a group But Yeah, I think I don't have that. I'm I like being alone. So my anxiety is is just people disliking Which I guess is similar. Anxiety being disliked. Disliked. You care about what people think of you. You said that Yeah, yeah, well, yet you have no filter. You'll say whatever you want. And that's me just going.   Yeah, my dad to love you. My dad's very unlikable I hope he never hears this because he thinks he is but uh, and I think I'm just always like I don't want to be that. That's so scary. How important is love to you This is one of the things I've discovered because I'm single married for Before you were born I knew That I was doing comedy because I wanted to be loved Interesting that I need love. I need to be loved. I will take it. I'll take fake love I'll take real love. I'll take the love of the cat a dog a wife a kid I'll take you know a cleaning lady Yeah, just me because I give her work. I mean anybody you know just and I remember checking into the Four Seasons Hotel in Chicago and I wasn't paying for this. Yeah, I'll talk about mooching in a second. I'll please Uh But I remember Calling my family up and saying this isn't love at the Four Seasons. It's close enough This is just as you know, I'll take paid love whatever. Yeah, I don't know how many comics From your generation are desperately seeking To be loved. I think I think it's in there. I think more than you think you're the first Young comic I've met who has admitted that he wants to be liked. Yeah, sure.  You're I guess I don't know because you're the first one and and you did the show about two years ago and I Didn't discuss this with you and I never got this from you Is this a new thing that you're admitting to yourself because I never picked up maybe yeah from you that You want to be loved. I'm trying to be more real I've been doing a lot of therapy and have a lot of breakthroughs And I'm just saying how I feel now But two years ago, would you admit it to the audience that you wanted to be? I would have skated around it, but I knew I did right This is very interesting. Yes. Yes, and I think the comics the great comics Are angry. Oh, yeah And I want to be loved. Yes, and they're like citizen kane. They want to be loved on their terms. Yes That's exactly right. I had an experience this weekend where I realized I had a flashback to why my wife Is it my ex-wife because I want love on my terms and my time is my time and do not waste my time because If we're going to do this That cuts into that. Yep, and I am prioritizing because I think comedians when we're on stage it teaches us if you're a good comedian You're a great comedian.   Yeah, that's the plan and then in real life It's like cut it. No. No, what do you do? What are you wasting my time? That everything becomes the stage.  Let's go. Let's go Do you find that's happening? I do I do You're right about the on my turn.   Come on. And then if he's not killing, he's like, where'd you go?   Do you find with anxiety? I find that my anxiety is cured by Like editing Like or writing. Do you find like when you're do you have anxiety when you're on stage?  That's a good feeling But and the audience is with you everything you say they're hanging on your reward. That's great No anxiety that that I feel better there than I do You know at a cocktail party, you know, the cocktail party or I mean I go to house parties a lot I guess I should say cocktail party is crazy. Yeah, who am I, you know, howard hughes, but um Yeah, so when you're up there killing I feel way better than I do at a restaurant with a bunch of people Do you ever get a 100 kill Where you walk off and you go 100 I could not do any better I've had that but I always I've had that the audience could say that was 100 kill But I still know that line didn't go what I wanted or that that line so old and maybe that's a little hacky And I shouldn't have done that so there's always some critiquing with my own brain But I feel like an audience could say that was 100 if you ask a pitcher To relive the game that can tell you like no one Ryan can tell you every pitch he threw. Wow. Yeah Yeah, I believe it. Can I walk you through? A Fallon shot and totally and you know 100. Yeah, you can tell me exactly how the joke went. Yep. Yep And what the response was. Yep. What about your special? Probably. Yeah. Yeah, it's an hour long, but I could do it What about a set at the cellar a 20 minute set at the cellar if it was that night? Yeah I remember it back to front, but I do a lot of sets every night. I'm doing four tonight You do so many sets. Oh, yeah, nobody works harder than you On On the scene in new york. Yeah, how many sets I think I asked you this last time you were on the show Did you set the record for most sets in one night? I I I'm sure I did in new york Yeah, how many sets did you do in one night? I think I did that year. I think david tell has it I think erinberg has it Oh, erinberg. Yeah. What is he at 11 or something? He did. Yeah, he did it like for a documentary They specifically did the most anyone had done and that was like less than a year ago Yeah, how many sets did you do? I just do like five a night or four a night So I think I might have it over the year, but he has it like the most in a night And you're doing quality rooms too. Yeah, you know, I'll do any room. I'll do a bar I'll do a warehouse whatever that's the frustration living in la. I remember coming to new york And I'm not making this up in three days in new york You can do a month's worth of oh, yeah No doubt about it if you really focus and you're trying to hone a seven minute set You can get it done in three days in york three days a year in new york is five years in cleveland uh so This is your first one hour special. Oh, yeah, are you already thinking about your next special? Oh, of course. I've already got about 20 minutes You got 20 Your generation is different than mine. It's a problem. It's not good. No, it's good I think it's hurting commie a little no. Well, I was gonna get well. Let me give you the upside of it and be Let me pretend to be positive Because it makes me look good. All right deep down. I'm seething. No, I I think it's really interesting because We were thinking about the five minute sets, you know get on the tonight show Sure, you know five you guys are like musicians. I think it's so much. I'm being serious. So this is not fake I think it's like albums. It's like albums. I never thought of it like that. I like that. Yeah, we're not making singles We're making albums. Yeah, the audience is there for it, right? That's true. It's all different now because an audience wants comedy. They want content They want content. They want comedy and they're willing to put in the time. Oh, yeah I mean, it's great. You go on these message boards. They're all talking about the special It just came out three days ago and they're they're dissecting it and they're what is that joke in the reference to?  Oh, they knew I think because they put it together and then she called me and chewed me out Did you chew her out? No, she was right. No, I'm talking about when you were having sex. Yes I wasn't less chewing but more licking but yeah Wow, it's it's a different experience. Yeah, there's a connection with the fans. What percentage of your day is spent interacting with your fans Probably too much Because I I feel guilt see again the guilt I feel guilty and weird like who am I so they take the time to write to me I'm gonna take the time back and it's mostly email No, it's mostly tweets and facebook and stuff. Okay, that's effortless, right? Yeah, I just give it a favorite and go.    I'm like, all right Shit, how'd we get here? Really?   You're the safe Yeah, maybe maybe you're the guy who gay men want to go out with in case somebody doesn't want to dance Exactly Mundo. Let's you know, I want to go to a a bar. Yeah But I want to hang out with somebody who's just going to sit with me instead of Dancing all yes, you dance. Do you take women to to clubs and dance?  No I've met women at clubs, but I've never taken a woman to a club. What is that sound? That is your phone It's hollywood calling. Oh great Uh, you're in I'm in. Yeah, you got it. Have you ever gone dancing with a woman? Yeah, I think so. I mean dancing When dancing with a woman I don't know. I met a girl At a dance club and she said you want to dance and I said sure I won't turn down the dance clubs No, I went in uh, Amsterdam I was in Amsterdam and I got on tinder to try to get laid and this girl said I'm at a dance club right now and I said I'm on my way and we had Ended up having sex. Do you do comedy because you don't dance?   What do you need to go right? What do I need to go dancing for?   I'm like, I'll watch you dance. It's hot But I what am I gonna sit stand behind you and jiggle suppose somebody's videotaping. I know I mean that's so humiliating.   There is There's a courtship that yeah, it's a connection And it's safe. Yeah, it's safe. You get to touch their hands and it's fun And I guess women like it because it's testing your manners That if you're willing to hold a woman, but not grope. How does he? Right, I guess I think it's more of a let loose thing like look He's letting loose and he can be vulnerable and and move with the music. I think it's more of that Testing your physical prowess. I think I think but I also think they're testing Your civility because women want civility In a relationship if you go back 300 years, it was very mannered.  Yeah, but they can also read now We also we also allow them to read in own property. So there is a trade-off true I'm still what's the longest mark norman has ever gone without sex Uh, oh my god.  I think it's you told me the long game was good that you that there were women Who this was two years ago? I mean, I'll do the long game is in plan a seed Then then come back every now and then but I'm not doing the whole like let's take you out Again, then we'll go out again. Then we'll talk on the phone. Then we'll go out again You know, like that's silly to me. Do you think you could ever settle down? I think I could I don't know it's It seems odd the whole thing seems uh off and unnatural Doesn't it it never works, you know, if if someone is together for 30 years, we applaud literally applaud Because wow you did it You get you get applauded for joining the military And for staying together.  Is there a woman?   Yes Okay today What's the most In one day for three in a day three in a day seriously. Yeah, I remember the day vitamin e Uh, no, just good old-fashioned desperation. Okay, wait, wait, how many in one day three Three with the three different women three different women But it's mapped out pretty clever. Yeah, I gotta hear this. All right. I had sex with a girl after midnight One night. We felt doesn't count. All right. Well, this is technically 24 hours 24 hours Yeah, how many sets did you do that day? I think I did three sets Fucked a girl at, you know, one in the morning. Where we're at her apartment slow down slow down This is the most important thing I need to hear. All right. Okay. So you did a set. Yes Where'd you perform? I'm sure it was a comedy cellar or a club of you know Did you meet the woman at the club? I met the girl after the show. I had plans with her How was it? Oh, you met her after the show. Did she see you perform? Yes I brought her to the last show I had she saw me perform. How'd you do? I did well. Did you kill? Yeah, I had to kill. We had a few drinks went back to her place had sex She went to work at nine in the morning as civilians do I went home had a girl meet me at my house at about I don't know Three or something three in the afternoon. How did you hook up with her? How did you was it through tinder? No, she was like, uh, it was uh, like a I don't want to say a comedian, but she's in the business So we'd always kind of like hey whenever you're but but but we should meet up Okay, had you ever had sex with this woman?  No, okay.  Did you shower before I did? Yeah, so you had cleaned off the other woman. Yes. Did you feel any guilt? No, no I mean these were all none of this was a relationship.  Probably Especially since it was less than 12 hours Uh-huh. No, I guess it was about 12 hours. Yeah, so then uh, Did a show later that night and had sex with her like, you know 10 in the 10 at night. Okay, that's Do a bull and so how did you meet the woman for the the third woman? I knew it already and I already had sex with she worked for Goldman Sachs at a great apartment downtown Mm-hmm unbelievable and did you say I've got the hat trick? Yeah, I remember we were you going for the I was going for the hat trick because I hanging out with this girl was a nightmare But I just went for it for the hat trick Did you lower your standards? No, I knew her I had sex with her many a time But I was just going for the three you're going for the three so let's review the first one saw you perform. Yes I'm gonna say and you had a lot of drinks couple drinks. Yeah, I'm gonna say you don't remember that No, I remember I had like two scotches. Okay Who was the best? Let me let me try to predict what the one you miss the one that you Sometimes get a chubby thinking about I'm gonna say the afternoon. You got it. You're right I was gonna say I'm pretty sure it's the one he still has to see He's still yeah communicate with is going to be the best one. Yeah, the afternoon was the best one I mean, hang on this is let's let's try to figure this out the afternoon was the best one Is it because of her or because of the timing? She was the hottest and it was just something hot about the middle of the day Just coming over and I already had the other one and she didn't know about that. So that was fun So I don't know there's a thrill to it was a thrill to that and I'd already I'd got a good night's sleep the third one's kind of the end of the night when I'd done a few shows and already got laid once So the third one's just kind of like let's do this for the story And the first one was like, oh cool.  So it was the second one was the funnest and the third one because she works for goldman sacks You couldn't care less about her Well, she was just annoying and uh A horrible human being.  Did she know that she's scum? She kind of did like that. Yeah. She was the nice person. She's a good person I don't know but she works for goldman sacks. Yeah, does that make you bad? Yes. Why because goldman sacks Doesn't provide a service they they transfer money from You to them they're they're thieves. Oh, really sanders says to be fair. She's a cleaning lady. I don't think she's Right.  Yeah, are you are you it took like six months later? But I went back you went back because she wanted in yeah And I was like, yeah, why not god, you're my hero. I wish I could be this guy wish I could be yes I wish I could be you so let me ask you a question. You could do it. You could do it do women want to be treated With respect I have this theory That I would be a much Happier man if I didn't worship women. Hmm that I think you're right.  I'm a you know, just I and they're buckling too though Well, no, but I'm like it's gone to the point where I'm like hang out with my mother and my sister That's how desperate well the sex no Just female company, but if you don't so do you think it's easier? To get laid Right after you got laid. Is there something is there a scent? I think is there a confidence a confidence It's a lack of need. It's a lack of desperation. It's an ease about you Really, I think so and the women pick up on it. Oh, yeah, women have picked. They're so intuitive. They're amazing creatures They do they smell another woman on maybe but that that I would never know.  See what I don't understand about women is if I find out as a guy if We find out that there's a woman Who can be passed around?  Yeah, I mean, I think I mean you have a reputation Do you mind if I tell you that? No, I'm fine with it. Okay, so you have a reputation. I'm aware and your a swordsman as they say Women are attracted to that.  He's a pig whatever But I think deep down I think wouldn't even like tiger woods a guy like that when he cheats I think you know on a small level in a woman's brain. They're going Well, of course, he's cheating. Good for him. I'm not good for him. But I think there's a little bit like That's kind of hot. He's a man. He's going whatever what he wants and do they Think well, he's a great lover. So he would know how to make me come I think that's part that's in there. Yeah Or do they want something else? Maybe this is the they want the the what are you the pin you down kind of thing, you know I want the competition They want the competition women are more attracted to someone who they know other women want So women want to be with someone who sleeps around Simply because they want to show all those other women.  I don't want to lie. They would lie Okay, so the women want a guy who sleeps around and do they care about the orgasm? Do they care about being worshiped that comes later? Really, I don't think they're sitting there going orgasm orgasm. I think they're worried. They're that's In the bedroom thinking about the other women. Yeah It's a sense of competition. And so they're like landing somebody I got this guy I got this. That's what I'm saying. They want they want to pin you down. I got him. I saddled this horse That's pleasurable for them. Well, it's it's in there. It's innate Even if they don't come It's not weird, but the coming not every woman needs to come. Yeah, it's about the the the conquer They're conquering us.   It's for it's for their own self. It's not for the friends. So their self-worth is I don't know about worth, but it's competition It's a it's a ego boost. All right. We're we got a you'll come back Yeah, but there's a lot of women are listening right now going.  All right Boy, this was fun. This was fun. We got somewhere good. I feel like somewhere deep Let me ask you one final question. All righty Who's your favorite comic oh probably groucho Yeah, big fan. He's um Probably the basis for my whole shtick He's the template and what should we watch? Let's say duck soups pretty good. There's also on youtube is a lot of compilations of like his best You bet your life moments and stuff like that. So I would check that out Well, we just scratched the surface. This was great. This was great. And I know I don't mean to embarrass you No, but your fly is open. You got a booger in your nose. Oh, I know how busy you are and you have this new Comedy central special Uh-huh. Thank you, but everybody on netflix That will be on netflix. Yeah, because everything will be at some point. Hopefully it'll get on there. Amy Schumer presents mark norman Don't be yourself. That's the one a great comedian And I hope you come back ASAP. Thank you, sir. I'd love to come back. I love it here and and uh, love you guys And thanks for having me and praise Allah


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And Scott had felt when he dialed Rick's number that his assignment would be complete. Mission completed. Rick seemed to agree, seemed pleased at Scott's first words into the phone. It's all taken care of, Rick. I rented a cottage about an hour ago. Good work, Scott. I'll give you the address. 942 Ryder Street. Not a house near it. Ryder Street. That sounds good, Scott. Yeah, I think there's witness you want to hide or like it. There'll be no questions. You can stay there on ice till you need it for trial. Fine. Anything else, boss man? No, no, no, yeah, yes, just this. Forget you ever worked on this. You're all paid. Yeah, very well paid. Oh, sure. Rick! Rick, can you hear me? Operator. Operator. Give me the police. Right away, it's an emergency. You can't understand it, can you, Scott?  You thought it was a lover's quarrel, just an exchange of words.  Twenty minutes later, you're facing a man you've talked to before, Lieutenant Perez of homicide. He's quiet, but gently insistent, isn't he, Scott? A man you wouldn't want to go up against, but he does seem satisfied with almost everything that you tell him. Yeah, that's all, then, Scott.  Yeah, that's right. Any excuse himself for a moment stepped away from the telephone. Right, and then I heard the voice, an argument. With some woman. Yeah, that's it. Well, that's all I know, Lieutenant Perez. You, uh, didn't hear any mention of the woman's name? Name? Uh, why, no. No, I didn't. Rick just kind of, well, breathed into the phone, but he didn't answer when I called him. Oh, I thank you, Scott, for the call and the cooperation. Good night. Good night, Lieutenant. You wonder why you didn't mention Anne to Lieutenant Perez. But it's a part of your trade as a private investigator, not to tell everything to anyone. Besides, you sense that you're on to something and you wonder who the name belongs to. This mysterious Anne. The answer comes the following day in the newspapers. Simple enough, Scott. Rick Parker was once married to a showgirl. Her name, Anne. The same Anne who was now married to a very prominent doctor. You smile as you read about it. Tell yourself that you and Anne must have a little talk. The next day, you find the address and go there. Yes? Oh, hello. I, uh, I suppose you're Anne. I don't believe that we've ever met. No, we haven't met. Howell's the name, Scott Howell. Private Investigator. Aaron Boyd Messenger. Sorry, Mr. Howell, I've no errands to be run today. And you can take your foot out of the door. I'll call my husband. Oh, he's not in. How did you... And please, please, you think I thoroughly schooled and practicing private eye would make that mistake? What mistake? The one I want to discuss with you. What you were doing in another man's apartment last night.  I happen to know Dr. Farrell's out of town. Who are you? I told you I... Never mind. Come in. Oh, that's better. That's much better. Easier on the shoes. I'll, uh, I'll take water with my scotch, if you don't mind. I'm not getting you a drink and you're not staying here long. Just long enough to tell you... To tell you exactly what I mean. Yes. You're in trouble, Anne. Because of... What happened to Rick Parker? I divorced him several years ago. I haven't seen him. I wasn't in his apartment. No? He spoke your name, baby. On the telephone. Telephone. Yeah, we were talking, Rick, and I. He put the phone aside when you walked in. I heard the quarrel, the shots. I heard him say your name. His last words. Anne. Anne. Well? I have nothing to say. Ah, suit yourself. For now, I mean. I'll give you until tomorrow to think about it. Or? Or I go to the cops. Fire, what are you mixing in for? Oh, please, Anne. Rick Parker was a client of mine, paid me well, very well, for little jobs now and then. I lose some revenue, my bread and butter. Is that what you want? Well, not exactly bread and butter, no. Now, I'll take that drink. No. Okay. You don't want to be chummy, no? All right, I'll go quietly, and stay quiet if you'll send me $5,000 by tomorrow night. Oh, you'll find me in the phone book. Now, get over, Anne. Cheap, I'd say. You certainly are. You said you'd let me think about this. I think better alone, Mr. Howell. Do you mind? No, no, I can take a hint. But I'll be waiting, and none too patiently. Not too patiently at all.  Because she doesn't seem to frighten very easily. Yes, Scott, you wonder a great deal about Anne and what she will do. But you have your answer the following evening when you arrive home, and there's an envelope in your mailbox addressed in a feminine hand. You open it, check the contents, and grin broadly. $5,000. Hello, Scott. Oh. Oh, Lieutenant Perez, what's on your mind? I just wanted to check a few more points on the Parker case. I missed you at your office. Yeah, yeah, I left early. I was wondering about that telephone call, Scott. How long would you say you and Rick Parker talk? Oh, maybe a minute at the most. And up until you heard that other voice, Parker seemed normal, not upset about anything? That's right. I just wondered. All right, thank you, Scott. Not at all. Well, you got a letter. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I belong to the Lonely Hearts Club, Lieutenant. And she loves it? Oh, she's crazy about me. We'll be exchanging pictures soon. That should put an end to it. Yeah, you're cute, too. Thanks, oh, Scott. Maybe you should send her my picture. Good night. Good night. Well, Scott, the payoff has begun, hasn't it? $5,000 in cash from Anne. And in the weeks that follow, it all falls into a familiar and lucrative pattern. You call on Anne again and again. And after each visit, the envelopes arrive with additional payments. It's going beautifully, isn't it? Until one evening when the expected payment is not in the mailbox. And an hour later, someone knocks on the door of your apartment. Yeah, Anne. That's right, Mr. Howell. You shouldn't have come here. We'll talk inside if you don't mind. Mind? It's a pleasure. I'll get right to it, Mr. Howell. Scott, your little game of blackmail is all over. Oh? Have you seen tonight's papers? Well, just a funny... I hope you enjoyed them because this isn't so funny. You see, the police are on the trail of a woman, Nora Ralston. She was seen leaving Rick's apartment. They say she had something to do with the case he was working on. Really? They're certain she killed Rick and they expect to have her in custody by tomorrow. That changes my position, Scott. I'm no longer a possible suspect. Keep talking. Gladly. There isn't much to say. Just what I'll tell the police when... if they asked me. And that is? Why, I was in Rick's apartment at the time he was shot. You see, he was bothering me. Rick didn't seem to get the idea that an ex-husband is no more than that. Couldn't believe I really love the man I'm married to now. Yeah, well, I hope it's love with him, baby. He might not like the idea of where you were when he was out of town. I think you'll understand when I tell him why I did it. To protect him, his professional reputation. Like Caesar's wife. A doctor's wife must also be above suspicion. Yeah, but you're not. I told you Rick called your name into the phone. I heard him. Anne. Certainly you did. When this girl came there, I hid in the other room that's why I didn't see her. Rick was calling to me after she shot him. He was calling for help. Wait a minute. The truth, Scott. The police will believe me, especially when they've arrested her. They'll believe me. Enough, you. Yeah, well, what about your husband? That bad publicity. If you go to the police, the newspapers will have... The police will keep my name out of it, I'm sure. They'll be just as anxious to protect my husband's name as I was. And they'll be quite pleased to rid society of another blackmailer. I guess you win. Look, look, I'll give you 5,000 now and in a couple of months I'll give you some... That won't do. You only gave me one day, but I'll give you until the end of the week to return all of it. The whole 15,000... But there's no place I can... That's too bad. Now that the shoe's on the other foot, it pinches. Doesn't it, Scott? Plenty. I'm sure it does. Remember, if you don't repay ever's cent by the end of the week, I go to the police and you go to prison. Tonight's $20 signal gasoline book goes to Mrs. Esther Koch of Azalea, Oregon for this limerick. A slick chick named Cynthia O'Farrill claimed gas cost kept her in a barrel. Til to signal she turned and rapidly learned she could have both a car and a barrel. No signal, signal gasoline. No car will go far but go for the gasoline. Congratulations to Mrs. Koch for her clever way of describing the good mileage you enjoy with signal. The famous go farther gasoline. Too bad a limerick isn't long enough to include all the benefits you notice when you switch to signal. I mean signals quick cold weather starting, signals peppy pickup, signals smooth responsive power. For it's a fact, mileage and performance go hand in hand. To enjoy both, next time treat your car to the gasoline that's packed with gold. Fill up with signal and go farther. In a sudden change of events, the tables have turned, haven't they? Your hold over Anne, Rick Parker's former wife, is wiped away. And she's insisting on the return of the money you've managed to take from her. You're going to have trouble returning Anne's money because you've spent a great deal of it. And then suddenly your thoughts turned to Nora, Nora Ralston, the woman the police are looking for. And as you think about her a plan begins to take shape in your mind. Yes, but before you can make a move you've got to find her. In the days that follow you use every trick you've ever known, checking every angle carefully. Finally from Rick's former switchboard operator, you get what seems like a good lead. Late that evening you return to your office and make a phone call. Hello? Hello Nora? I'm sorry. Hold it sweetheart. This is Scott Howell. Still there? Yes. Guess you read about it in the papers, huh? I was talking to Rick when he was killed. Overheard him quarreling with his killer. I read about it. I didn't tell the police what I overheard. That is not all of it. Well, we talk it over. Where are you now? At the office. I'll meet you whatever you say. Golden Gate Park in an hour back at the museum. Okay. I'll be driving a green convertible. It's a break isn't it Scott? After days of searching for Nora Ralston you finally found her. And now you have an appointment to meet her. It's the chance that you've been waiting for. As you drive your convertible up Gary Street, you tell yourself you'll have to move with caution and dealing with Nora Ralston. A dangerous woman isn't she Scott? She's already killed one man. And now hounded by the police there's no telling what she'll do. A few minutes before eight you drive into the park and find Nora waiting for you back at the museum alone. As she slides into the seat next to you, a gun suddenly appears in her hand. Just keep driving Scott. What's the idea? The idea is I don't trust you. Oh now look baby. You wanted to talk didn't you? All right. Drive out to the beach. We'll talk. How about putting that gun away sweetheart? All right. But first drop yours on the floor. Oh sure sure. There you are. But let me warn you if you have any ideas about leaving me face down in a ditch along the road you better forget them. I took certain precautions. Such as? A letter for one thing. If anything happens to me it'll wind up in the hands of the police. It'll be a cinch for the gas chamber baby. When you reported the murder to the police why didn't you tell them then what you'd overheard? Well I figured it was a little too choice to pass on. Maybe I could use some of it at a later date. Like now. A shakedown. That's what I thought. Call it anything you like. But I've got to have ten thousand bucks or I'll talk to the DA. Ten thousand? It's worth every cent of it. Listen sweetheart the cops don't have a thing on you. Sure you were seen living Rick's apartment. But that doesn't prove you killed him. That's right it doesn't. Well then why did you run? Obvious isn't it? Yeah. Because you didn't know what I'd do. You didn't know whether I'd open up or not. See how important I am to you baby? I could cinch this case against you. You are very important to me Scott. But I don't even have enough cash to get me out of town as far as I want to go. How about your jewelry? I know you've got quite a bit. Rick was generous. Real generous. Yes Rick was generous. I still have every piece of jewelry he gave me. It's worth at least... Fifteen grand. I know I got the stuff for him. It was hot wasn't it? Well not exactly. No it was just sort of simmering. So you won't have much trouble getting rid of him? No trouble at all. Should bring around ten thousand? Ten thousand? Mm-hmm. Good. I'm coming on your help. That's why I agreed to meet you. Help? What do you mean? I've got news for you Scott. You're not going to blackmail me. But I'm willing to make a deal. Convert my jewelry into cash and I'll... Split it with you. Split it? Oh no. I need the whole ten thousand. Don't be silly. I'll need at least five to get as far away from here as possible. You... You don't want the police to catch up to me do you? Why should I care if they do? Look pal. I happen to know a lot about you. Those deals with Rick? So what? For a smart lawyer, Rick talked too much. He told me about the deal. The two of you pulled on some of his clients. That old man in Mill Valley, for instance, the willy left. Fifty thousand dollars to Rick. A fortress, Scott. You had it done. You got a nice cut out of it. Now wait a minute. Wait. There were other deals too. I could tell the DA all about them. An investigation to send you to San Quentin for, uh, thirty years. So you say you just can't afford to have me picked up by the police, not can you? No, I guess I can't. I'm being very generous, you know, giving you half the money, but then I need your help. And I'm willing to pay for it. Now look, I've got to have ten thousand dollars. No, Scott. Five. That's all.  All right. Where's the jewelry? Drive me back to town. I'll pick it up and call you at your office, say, uh, on ten. You have an unexpected visitor. Hello, Scott. Oh, Lieutenant Perez. Mind if I come in? Well, I was just about ready to close up shop. What can I do for you? What do you know about Nora Ralston? What makes you think I know anything about her? No, just wondering. You were working for Rick Parker. Sure. He knew Nora Ralston quite well, I understand. Yeah, so I read in the papers. Rick ever talked to you about it? No. We never discussed his private life. And Nora was his private life. Oh, excuse me. Hello. Scott? Yeah. Uh, oh, it's Mrs. Ansley. Nora. Yeah, I know. You are not alone? No. Police? That's right. Uh, nothing you get alarmed about. Everything's going swell. Can you meet me? Of course, Mrs. Ansley. I'll be at the corner of Devisadero and Jackson in half an hour. Right. I'll be sure you're not followed. Don't worry, Mrs. Ansley. I won't be. Bye. It was a client, Lieutenant. Nice old lady from Philly. Well, as I was saying... Sure, sure, sure. I'll be running along.  In the street you watch Lieutenant Perez until he's out of sight. Then quickly you get into your car and drive into the mission district. From time to time you glance at your rear view mirror. And finally swing across Market Street and up Fillmore. And then certain you're not being followed you turn into Jackson Street. Pull up at the corner of Devisadero. Get in, Nora. You're late. I just wanted to make sure I wasn't being tailed. What's the suitcase for? I'm moving. You found me, didn't you? I thought it would be a smart idea to get out before the police did. Well, your troubles are over. What do you mean? That little hideout Rick asked me to find. 942 Rider Street. Rent's paid for a couple of months. Nice, quiet neighborhood. You'll be quite safe there, baby. Until I can sell your jewelry. We'll drive over there now. Oh, by the way, got the jewelry with him? In the suitcase. Oh, fine. You're not going to try anything, are you, Scott? You're going to play it smart. Oh, very smart. You bet it. Or I'll make an awful lot of trouble for you. Yeah, I know, sweetheart. I know. Yes, you're well aware of that fact, aren't you, Scott? And as you drive up the road to 942 Rider Street, you realize there's one thing you could do to pay back the money you owe Anne Farrell and prevent Nora from falling into the hands of the police and telling them all that she knows about you. Finally, you reach your destination. Bring the key out of your pocket. Open the back door of the cottage you'd rented for Rick Parker. Suddenly, as Nora walks past you, you'll reach out and grab her purse. Give me that. I want that gun of yours, baby. There we are. Yeah, that's better. What's the idea? Obvious, isn't it?  Of course not.  No, Scott, you wouldn't do that. I know you wouldn't. That just goes to show how wrong a dame can be, sweetheart. You've heard me tell how Signal Oil Company has grown from a few stations in Southern California into a coast-wide organization serving six western states from Canada to Mexico. 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The police will find her body in the cottage in the remote little hideout, a suicide. The murder weapon, the same gun she used to kill Rick, will be in her hand and the case will be closed. In a few days you'll dispose of her jewelry quietly through your contacts and you'll have enough money to pay Anne Farrell every cent you owe her. Keep her from going to the police telling them that you were blackmailing her. Now you pick up Nora's body, place it in a chair, and then as you're about to put the gun in her hand you hear the door open behind you. Suddenly the lights go on. Hello, Scott. Lieutenant. Yeah, drop the gun. Nora Ralston. Now look, Lieutenant Perez, I can tell you... Say, Mr. Scott. You know, we've been waiting for a long time for someone to show up here. Didn't expect you, though. What do you mean, waiting over? We've had this place watched since the night Rick Parker was killed. You've been watching this? Wait a minute, that can't be. How did you...? How did we know about it? Simple. The night Rick was murdered we found a dress on his telephone pad. This address is your own fault, Scott. You realize when you give an address to someone over the phone they usually write it down on the phone pad. Let that whistle be your signal for the signal oil program, the Whistler, each Sunday night at this same time. Brought to you by the Signal Oil Company, marketers of signal gasoline and motor oil, and fine automotive accessories. Remember, if you would like the fun of having your friends hear a limerick of yours on the Whistler, the address to which to send it is the Signal Oil Company, Los Angeles 55, California. All limericks become the property of the Signal Oil Company. Those selected for use on the Whistler will be chosen by our advertising representatives on the basis of humor, suitability, and originality. So, of course, they must be your own compositions. 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