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She looks fantastic. Anywho, anywho, anywho. Let's meet, you know, the Chelsea super fanatic and he's so excited. Chelsea won yesterday after a long time and he is right here. He's just been grinning like this. Welcome to the show. Bantu, how are you? I'm feeling you're intranimb Mendez. I'm a good Buddhist. My name is Karibuni. I'll say it was amazing to make up for the work. You guys are awesome. Yes, but they're all from Karibuni and the director. Let me tell you my interim officially opened. Yeah, the show is officially open. Open guys. Right, now like we mentioned earlier, the hashtag is chitchat. We are on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter as Y2F4. We have posts, go comment below, let us know where you turned in from. And if time allows it, at the end of the show will be actually sampling some of your comments, would love to hear from you. And of course if you're doing us for the first time, you have no idea what we are all about. This show is all about gossip. We do a roundup of stories that have been making headlines throughout the week. We call that chitchat. And welcome to the show. Let's start right here at home. And the content creator, Rono, has gone after everyone in the entertainment scene who has in the past treated her badly. Now Rono started off by calling out Elsa Majimbo and Kate Arctress for copying her content. Then went after Shonarua Kamenegoro and Nikita Kirin. Now she accused Nikita of bullying her and wanting her dead, you know, while she was fighting depression. She however said, she was really proud of Crazy Kanah and his team for going after their team. Their dreams, rather, for going after their dreams, right? Alright, so we have videos. We have receipts of course. Come on Kawaiida, let's have a look. Oh, the singaredes. Oh, the singaredes. But not me. I have a baby. Because Beyonce must have been excrued in me when she was talking about the singaredes. I'm going to see my brown sugar. My darling. My pen didn't want too much. Is it okay to have fun? Yeah. In the bathroom, eh? Yeah. Danger to the species. Look at how beautiful I'm looking. Arrest me. Sweetheart. I'm so tired of looking at you. I want to look at my car. As you can see, brown sugar, my figure. It's the same. It's the same thing. Darling. Bring on the sugar. Not the example. Are you saying? Have you got something to drink? I got a beer. Can you get this kid another something to drink? Irrigation. How have you been? I've been good, but I'm going to... And a salad. Median too well. We all know who Rana is. She's a content creator. She's a comedian. She is a former radio host. She's been just doing a lot. But then she also took time off to, you know, she was dealing with depression. You guys remember that, right? So she took time off socials. And she also decided to get healthy, lose weight and everything. And she snapped back and all that. So before then, we just knew her as Rano.  Rano is the one who started these and that and that. But then Rano didn't say anything at that time. So recently when she made a comeback, I'm going to tell you a new character. And it was Auntie Deb. So Auntie Deb is basically Auntie Aharia. You guys get who Auntie Aharia, right? Yeah. All alone at Octa Gamma Ben 10. Yeah. So that is the character she has recently. So the character Kate Akshua started something like that. And so Rano decided to call them out. It's like, Elsa Majimbo, you copied my content. Kate Akshua, what are you doing? When you're not content, why are you guys copying me? But then after that, she has gone after everyone. After Nikita Kering, after Shonara, after Kamene Goro, after literally everybody. But Chrissy Kenna, she said, she's so proud of him. They used to work on radio together at some point. Everything Kenna said he'll do. When they were working together, he has gone ahead and done it.  So I don't know, what are we thinking? Because people are like, Rano, are you okay? Do you need to go back? Maybe you're depressed. You need to talk to someone. Yeah, and now she's projecting out on different people. But anyway, for me, my problem, I guess it's one of my weaknesses really, is the fact that I'm a very biased person. Most of the time, I like someone. So, Rano, you go after, who are you going to go after? But Kate Akshua? That's my girl. You know, there are people you attack, and you attack the larger community.  These are not people you go after. Why not? Because she's Kate Akshua. So Kate, in your eyes, Kate Akshua does not run? In my eyes, Kate Akshua is just Kate Akshua, and in her doing whatever, because I read her feedback, she said that, Rano, everyone wants to be anti-debs. Everyone wants to be that rich auntie, auntie Mado. And we adore you. You see, that shows that when Kate was doing what she was doing, it wasn't exactly, she just wanted to do anti-debs. But as I make my comments for this particular story, I already said I'm very biased, because I really love Kate Akshua, I love Nikita Kerang, and Nanyo Mnginami, and Kamene Goro. Those are women I really adore. So you go after them. My comments will still be biased. But, girl, if you have issues, you need to work out. Please, you're giving a comeback in the spotlight in a very bad way, and it's gonna backfire on you really quick. Wait, but doesn't she have a right to speak her truth? Because in your eyes, it might not be what you expect her to do, but what if it's her truth? Actually, that's how she feels. Yes, it's her truth. Does that mean she's disturbed if she's speaking out and she's playing her trick? No, but look, you see, feeling something you did yesterday and you're talking about it today or tomorrow, that's something. But right now, something that happened between her with Nikita Kiran back then when there were still young girls and you can't talk about it right now. I just feel like maybe back then she didn't have a platform or she's had so many platforms. She's not ready to talk about it. So right now, she's probably ready to talk about everything that is disturbing her. So that she can let it go and start afresh. Maybe, I'm just saying. But we don't have to know about it because healing is a personal thing. I just feel like she's going about this the complete wrong way. At least, attack one person at a time.  Truly. I don't know about that. Anast, why are you doing this? We need a boy child. A boy child. Anast, what are you thinking about? We don't have a right to call out people who she believes have wronged her. Amma is a story. We do not want to know. I just want to say that I'm sorry that I didn't do anything wrong. You didn't do anything wrong? Yes. I just want to know what I'm doing down. I just want to know to my side. Because what I'm doing is wrong. What I'm doing is wrong. I just want to know what I'm doing. I want to see what I'm doing as a content creator. I'm still from mothers. Since I was born, I've always noticed what I'm doing. So, at least, I don't have to do anything wrong. At least, what I'm doing is wrong. At least, what I'm doing is wrong.   I just want to know that what you're doing is wrong, you're with Jesus. Some of you are in these ladies, you're with it, you're with Joshua, in these ladies. Yeah. Some of you are not negative, some of you are wise terms. You're Miller's partner with Julia, you're with Julia. For God, You're with her, when Julia came, you were with Amma, you were with Julia. I just want to know what you're doing and she's with Julia. Yeah, some of you are with Julia, I don't know what it means I don't know what it means People react differently Where is everybody to react the way you want to be reacted? Some people react differently Some people react differently Some people react differently People have different reactions Maybe the judge has a reaction Maybe he has a reaction Some people react differently Maybe the judge has a reaction Maybe the judge has a reaction Some people react differently I don't know what it means I don't know What about the woman who is depressed Maybe she is depressed at the hospital Maybe she is becoming too much What do you have to say about that Banti?  That's a good example I don't know what it means Imagine people want to hear me They want to hear the problem But there are people who are depressed I think I will find them A son I think I will find them I think I will find them A son A son Why would you like to be who you shaped Once when he was on the show last week They were like Oh my God, I shaped his head I need to prank Do it I did not update you I did not update you The online line to us that he shaped his Hair And we were like And then he lined him He actually did not shape his head Shame on you Shame on you Anyway, we move Let's move on to another story right here And content creator X-Tien Della has spoken up after his mom Spoke about not seeing She is actually seeing him for almost 5 years now According to X-Tien Della's mom The creator hasn't spoken to her All his siblings In a long time And has since blocked all of them X-Tien on his socials hinted That his family is toxic And that might be the reason He has decided to cut the earth We have a video, let's have a look A long time ago I was playing with my mom Her mother was very busy I was very busy I saw her She was like a pigeon I was in the middle of the block I was in the middle of the block I was in the middle of the block I was in the middle of the block I saw her She was there And I was there I'm so sorry. It's not easy. I'm so sorry. It's not easy. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Fatima Fatima Right, actually shout out to typing for the wine. They are the ones who had a video. First, so uh, my question is, do you toxic.  So, you know, he said in his family, he has a child now, and I think he has a girlfriend, they, I think they moved in together or something. So, you started your own family, and you live all that negativity. How do you deal with toxic families? Like Wangarei. One, it is very important to remember where you come from. Right. And I, more than anyone else, I understand just what lengths toxic families can go to. Right. In such a situation, I don't think I'd exactly block, because this is how you come from, but at distance, at world's distance myself, because sometimes you have to. Sometimes you come from families that, oh my God, crazy. So, I do understand the whole point of a crazy family background, but when it comes to someone like your mom, regardless of how toxic she might be, I think that occasional help, you're not talking, but you know, just kaki to two, 10,000, 5,000, once in a while, but you know, like, don't just forget them. Right. Don't just blacklist them. Like, now, even to God, that is wrong. And you know, regardless of what parents do, at the end of the day, they're still parents. And at the end of the day, they are still your second God's, much as sometimes they go about the parenting thing the wrong way.  Yeah. So, that's wrong. Yeah. Personally, I do, I'm to, I'm like growing up, I'll pick what, like, I'm gonna pick what I'm saying.   I'm gonna pick what's going on, nita pata kazi, and then they'll go, and then they go and I'm gonna pick what's going on, nita toka ko inyomba, mita waini, and then they go on, nita toka ko inyomba, mo onna true to his wife like he never comes home like, like, in the case of a friend I'm talking about to him, he was like, eh, I was going to pick what I couldn't do, mimi, I still have that revenge against them.  See, because they don't like me, there's no reason for me to like them back because they don't even notice that I'm going for that long. So, yeah, and I think he's been more than 10 years. He's never been home. Honest. What do you think about that? My ex-girlfriend and I, we were like, I'm not going to be with my children.  So what do you think? I literally, I don't know, maybe the man, no, I don't think she's reaching. I don't think she, you think she'll go to such lengths? I think she's going to be like that. I think she's going to be like that. I think she's going to be like that. That's what I've decided to start getting out of home. I don't know, I don't think I was somehow a victim. I'm like I don't know what you want me to do with the big deal of beatings. They might have told you. Hey, you don't know what is up to your story. So you won't beat the girls there. Don't you know she's been so great? She's not going to be so great. But at the end of the day I didn't wear a uniform. I ended up on the streets, going home and then I just left. So you don't know what to do? that's a true story. What! You're so sorry about that. I said I couldn't tolerate it. Sumbuz that's a real problem. Now everything is Sumbuz? Yes, it's Sumbuz. She said I was a kid. But if I have a girlfriend, I am pregnant and I wasn't. It was a decision that wasn't made.  You're not wrapped up.  I am forced to be aνt trained anymore. You are two different people. So, maybe that's the case. Both of you are family in love. If you are going to build up your marriage, you might like to get married When I was a child, I would go home. So sometimes to create a home for the environment, I would talk and book a home for the poor. To make a home for the place, I would go home. I would make a home for the poor. So at least I would try to make a home for the best place to be. But then they say, like, when your parents discipline you, they literally just want the best for you. And like, they know what is best for you. I'm going to let you two young to understand. Okay. You don't deserve to be a poor person. But sometimes when you grow up, they did something. When I was a child, I would go home and talk to my husband. I would go to the assembly, I would go home. So when I grow up, I would go home. In some places, I would say, if I grew up, I would write, if I grew up, I would go home. But sometimes I would say, if I grew up, I would go home. But sometimes I would say, if I grew up, I would deserve to be. Because between what I do, I would deserve to be. If I grew up, I would go home and talk to my husband. But when I grow up, I would go home and talk to my husband. Talk to my husband. Plus, feeling like the case of your friend, if you want it to be different for your kids, you have to be the bigger person with your parents. You have to settle all those... battles and wars and unresolved issues. You have to be the bigger person. You have to go back to your parents. You have to be the bigger person. You have to resolve them. Otherwise, that you will project your fears, your issues on your kids. And actually your kids, that cycle will continue going.  Forgive your parents and understand that they did what they did and according to them, that was the best thing to do. So just be the bigger person. I've literally seen... So I don't know what you said. I've seen people who like, maybe they saw their dad abuse their mom and they're like, when I grow up, I want to be... Like when I talk to my parents, Mimi, I will never be anything like my dad. And then they grow up and they become exactly their father. Like it happens. Maybe your dad is polygamist. You're like, Mimi Siwazi. And then you end up in the same situation as him. You might not be polygamist, but you have a wife and 20 other side chicks. There's probably no difference. You have kids everywhere, just like your dad. And you used to judge him for that. So I think we're sure you're like your dad.   I think if you love your wife correctly, children also see that. They grow in that. A lot of kids always want to be like their parents. I just want to be like my dad. They want to be like their parents. They want to be like their parents. I feel that if I have a wife, she will be happy.     People are different. That is how she is supposed to be loved. If someone is used to stuff like that and they are dating someone who is not violent, they start to self-support. If you are out there and you think being beaten is a love language, it is not. It is not a wake up. It is not. Let's move on to another story. In recent weeks, social media platforms have been lit up with a heated Twitter war between Kenya and Nigeria. The two African nations are still engaged in a war of words with both parties throwing jobs at each other using memes and sarcastic comments. The war which started as a simple banter between two citizens of two countries quickly escalated into a full-blown social media feud. Kenyans in particular took their shots at Nigerian president Bola Tinubu, Pinubu's physique in response, rather than in response Nigerians, hit back at Kenyans, calling them duck-skinned. Nigerians think Kenyans are super-duck-skinned. And you know what? As you think about that, we are going to take that commercial I told you about. You are coming back to talk about this. Don't go anywhere. The hashtag is Cheat Chat. Imagine. Right now, welcome back. If you are just joining us right now, you are watching Cheat Chat, right here on Y254 TV, your favorite youth channel. I go by Filin. That is at Filinjin on our socials. And of course, I'm hanging out with Wangarewa Shiori and Anise Bantu. And just before we took a break, we were talking about the Twitter war that has been going on between Kenya and Nigeria. It has escalated. The memes are so funny. We cannot even have enough of it. It is so crazy. And aside from memes, we actually have videos. Let's have a look at those ones. I follow you guys. If you want this video, then we continue. Ah, Cheat. I don't read Kusam in there anymore. No, no. Yeah, no, we've all read it. They have used a lot of it. Really? If I didn't read it, I'd get a blood pressure. Hey, yeah. That's how it goes. I get angry. What is that? I can't wear a badge. You love me. Before, me and you, we are P-Square. Right now. What is it with me? I have by all, all my fellow concepts. Ten cents. Yes, sir. So what is it? What does that do? I have by all, all my fellow concepts. Ten cents. Oh, my God. I want to be present. I want to be present for you. Let's do what? I want to be present for you. Okay. Wish is not, it's not bad. We are youths. 70 years old, man. We are youths. No, they were going to keep you a bit. We are talking about 70 years old. Oga, Oga, please a bed now. Man, let me tell you, I was going through a Twitter. It was Kenya, Hamuna, and Roma. Can I tell you one of them? Guys! Let me tell you, one that caught my eyes, and I was like, I am done with Kenyans. There are two Aliens. Paleti Twitter, what this cold war between Kenya and Nigeria. I left for the Aliens in Kanini.  I was like, what? Guys. I am done, I am done. I don't know, what are we thinking? Like, that is below the belt. You guys do not do that. Oh, my God. I am done. I don't know. What are we thinking? Like, that is below the belt. You guys do not do that. Oh, my God. I haven't seen that one. Yeah, right. So, what are we thinking? Is Kenya winning this war, or am I winning it? Me, me was so daily. If I can remember Kenya and Nigeria, the only thing Nigeria has in India is the population. You know what I am saying? Nigeria, Nigeria, me. One has in India is the population. Nothing else in Nigeria has in India. Like, that guy is just as surely, he is the one who has the power to win. But the youth were really disappointed. Because most of the youth were going to Capita Obi, but he didn't. They took to the streets, but you know, at the end of the day, it is what it is. So, at least Nigeria were feeling what Kenya has been feeling. So, okay, a slip of the tongue. So, what I am trying to say is this. A slip of the tongue. What I am trying to say is this. If you are in Kenya, you are going to direct to the point. Who is the one who has the microphone? I remember Mike Jaleem who has tested the mic. No, let me know. Mike testing one, two, one, two. I can go and test them. Mike testing. But that was it. Okay, the other hand of it I fight, I will go and see. We are brothers, man. He banged her too, he is serious. He is just a father. But he has been doing good. He has seen what he is doing. But you know what I am saying? He said, I am not a good boy. I am a good boy. Nigerians are darker than Sudanese. The problem with Nigeria is that they are not interested in the West. They are not interested in the West. They are not interested in the West. They are not interested in the West. Nigeria has a special audition for the main character. And so we call them like people who are called the blacks, like we are literally as a race, we are called the blacks But other black people are laughing at Kenyans for being dark They are like Kenyans, you are too black hahahaha But Type and Kenya we do that Sim Kenyans have never tasted anything like this before It's ok It's ok to eat in Kenya So I'm sure. I'm sure It happens. It happens. I don't understand what you mean. I love the Sibani skin. It is so flawless. It is so smooth. I don't know if it's because of the skin. But it's so beautiful. I love the beautiful skin. But it's so beautiful. It's so beautiful. I don't know if it's because of the skin. But it's so beautiful. It's so beautiful. but Kenyans are not the same but Kenyans are the same so everywhere in Kenya and Africa this is what we have been dealing with Joy, you have something to add on that? Other than you guys are cold nothing they are cold Kenyans are cold Gosh, I love you you are my country people but you guys are cold but I guess it's good I don't think anyone else can mess with Kenyans on Twitter No, you can take off a map Yeah, we should sign Hi, G is on Twitter Is this in your team or not? I don't know it's slow it's just gun I know So this means gun If you want to follow up on this end up on Twitter end up on Kenya versus Nigeria you will see all the drama that has been happening but if you don't like it just put it on Facebook Some people say I don't like it but I think it's good to see it I don't want to present it I will say I am Nigerian I am from Nigeria I am from Nigeria I am from Nigeria I am Nigerian I am from Nigeria I am from Nigeria I am from Nigeria I am from Nigeria I am from Nigeria Anyway, everyone let's move on to another story Our deputy president recently spoke up about how much he gives to his wife who is a doctor So he allegedly said that he gives his wife I think 3,000 per week, was it per week or per month I'm not sure, probably per week or per month for her hair So now Kenyans have come up with creative ways of now calculating how much you should be giving your girl for her hair according to how much you earn every single month I'm not even kidding about this like it's so crazy like they are like actually it's on your screen according to your income you can calculate how much you are supposed to be giving your girl for her hair according to how much you are supposed to be giving your girl for her hair according to how much you are supposed to be giving your girl I don't know, this is so crazy like because he is getting 1.4 million because he is getting 1.4 million so he is getting 1.4 million and his wife is giving him 3,000 so he is getting 1,000 and his wife is giving him 2.1 and then there is here, add him to my channel below 20,000 Oh Anashiv Ha ha ha ha ha you guys so he is getting 2,000 and his wife is giving him 20,000 you don't need money for the salon when you are in the kitchen and you are in the kitchen but what are we thinking I'm so curious how much do you use for your hair every single month, Wangare a month, let's say twice a month oh twice a month, how much do you spend on your hair let's say like this is just you as Wangare how much do you use per month I don't know around 7, 8, 9K 9K right that's a lot so I'm actually thinking so now I have to date a billionaire if I have to be given money if you need 10K come as standard 1.4 versus 3K it's a biddy I literally use less than 500 Bob every single month less than because I already have hair honey how much is that you know when you say hair is everything you're dead and listen actually you're higher because for me it's doing my hair you to Natchezia let me explain so the hair let's say like this hair this is like a one time investment so you will spend whatever she is saying like probably 40K and that is it like say 40K 40K every like maybe 3-4 years but for the rest okay not every month let's say every 2 weeks, every 3 weeks depending on whether you have time you just go wash your hair no Natchezia likes the students that is probably like 300 Bob I love to wash plus you know straightening so punch done I don't know with the 40K on top no that is one it's twice an year no no no I don't buy weeks so one week for 4 years no you have different weeks but you don't buy them yearly like if you have 3-4 weeks that's around 150K but you know if you buy them you will know it's a one time investment so listen we are supposed to do the math honest help me out here 30K, 40K, 50 once I love to do the math every month if you have 10K which one are you going with? Kwanzaa I have a fridge if you have time you can buy it I don't know it's a question it's a question I don't know it's a private I am a private I don't know Kwanzaa We are supposed to do the math if you have money you can buy it but if you have money you can't buy it or you can't buy it but you don't know if you have money you can't buy it I'm going to get a look. One of the guys said, hey, you're going to get a look. And I said, see the gate here? So I got to the gate, he asked me to pick up a look, look at the door, and I said, oh, the mother of my brother. She did not know. I had to pay her $9,000, $3,000.  She said, no, I'm not doing it.  That's what I was doing.   Then I went there. I went there. I said, I'm going to pick up a look, Yes, they did that. I wonder if you have had trouble with the guys. They were the ones who sold the $3,000 worth of clothes then. You don't have trouble with the guys. I will never have trouble with them. I will never have trouble with them.  I will never have trouble with them. I will never have trouble with them. I got famous and I got perfume. I have no problem with them. I don't know, they sell things. But when I saw them, I realized they existed. But actually to be fair, I've actually thought about it. I've just seen, if I DP, it's over a week. Weeks and a lot of headgears. So, weeks, that means, I spend 500 and I spend 3K. It is the same, like I'm a bye week, as long as I'm in the ocean, I'm here, you know, so it costs 100 and 50K. I'm going to tell you, I don't want to go home. You get it. You know, if I DP, I'm a pastor, I don't want to go home. I don't want to go home. I don't want to go home. I don't want to go home. At least, I have an idea. It's cost-sharing. If I go home, I'll go to church and come through. But all the same, the important thing ladies, you don't have to deal with, oh, he's going to give me 500.   You don't have to deal with. Money in 20K, so you ship. You're going to have 20K a month. I don't want to go home. I only want you to give me 500. If I do that, I'm going to rent you a house. You're going to have 20K. This is the best. This is Kenia. We're going to buy you. If you think 20K is happy, it's going to be an happy house. I'm going to rent it. I rent for the gate. I rent for the gate. I rent for three Ks. I rent for three Ks. Sometimes I rent the gate with my own money. But in any patch of the business then you just go and have some money. But if you get your own money you can pay what? After you own money after you own money you can have your own money. Even you own money you need to know how to sell your money you need to know how to calculate money you need to know how to save money. She bought a wig worth 800,000, like 800K, not only in Nualia, it's the one M. It depends on how you copy. Imagine. So, you just do what you want. It's your money anyway. Spend it however you want, right? I don't want to give up on you. I don't want to give up on you. I don't want to give up on you. I don't want to give up on you. I don't want to give up on you. I don't want to give up on you. Yes, she's a nice singer. She's a good singer. She says she's a good singer. You can just look at her. She's a good singer. She can sing their songs to you. She'll give you a ride. When I give up on her I'll be your fan and I'll give her a ride. But she'll give me a ride. You know why people don't do this. You know how much the church is worried about that? What is the situation? The church, everybody. Listen, Listen, Tanzania singer, Harmonize, has been making headlines after reports emerged that he was allegedly forced to split his wealth with his Italian ex-wife, Sarah, right. Now following their split three years ago. Now, according to some sources, Sarah claimed that she helped build the harmonizes brand and was actually entitled to his wealth. You remember, you remember her, right? Before Kajala, before Kajala, there was Sarah. Sarah is from Zungu. She is Italian. She is Italian. She is Italian. But... But Zungu is from Giangia. Zungu is from Giangia. He said that looks are deceiving. I don't know if it's true or not. I don't know if it's true or not. I don't know if it's true or not. I don't know if it's true. I think it was yesterday. If you have a chance, please be single.  Bro, who hurt you again? Then I saw this story, I'm like... No, harmonizes is one of those people who are equal to the royal family. So when they love, they trust a lot. I think he trusted Sarah a lot. And he trusted her with a lot of his secrets. And maybe they probably made investments together. and then he comes to debt Kajala and I'm by a Range Rover back say what yeah China Kajala no no so when things like that keep happening to this person he's like you know what it is not worth it it is not worth it I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. So, the reason why I'm here is this. Now, Kenya recently burnt the law whereby like if you're married to someone when you split, it is 50-50. You don't have to say 50 percent, you take 50 percent. Kenya will catize the story well somehow.  Atembe and Kituyake.  Do your job. Kenya is very good. So, I need to adopt the same for the country, so that people can stop relying on other people and everybody can work on, you know, to get their own amokotisao. What are you thinking? I was really asked to take back that statement of relying on other people because it is frowned upon when a woman, like Sarah, when she claims part of his wealth. And in all truth, we as women put our lives on hold for these men to like move forward. That is priceless. Raising needs, staying at home with them, making sure the house is catered for. What is that one? What? What is that one? That's nothing to you. That's nothing to you. No, these are the same men. These are the same men who again complain, oh, career woman, she's just a career woman. She just focuses on her career. You are the same men who complain that. But when we put our careers on hold and build a life with you, now we're relying on you. And you're with these men. I'm not going to expose you to anyone. No, actually my point was Ramona has worked his way up, but I just feel, after his history of relationships, he should learn, okay, which he did because he told us to be single and really value that, but he should learn and so many other people should learn from that. Same to women. You know, if you have to make investments, what's your straight line between that? Let there be contracts. If you divorce someone, what fairly is his or has? All right, let's do this. Because of time, we have to move on to another story. We're going to do this. We should have, I think, like, you know, almost, I think like five minutes, I'm not sure, we'll confirm. Now, there's a new invention by University in China that has cost a star on social media platforms with many users expressing both intrigue and shock. Now, the unique invention is a kissing device that claims to stimulate the feeling of a real kiss. While some people are excited about the potential for this invention, others have expressed concerns about the implications for human intimacy and relationships. Let's have a look at the video. The lips then record the pressure, movement and position of the kiss and then transfers that exact movement data to your partner's lip device and back and forth it goes. And I'm just going to say what we're all bloody thinking. This will become the most misused device in device history. Who wants one? A remote kissing device has just been invented and patented by a Chinese university student. Where it works is you download an app. That reminds me of kiss me through the phone. Kiss me through the phone. Kiss me through the phone, you know. So now you can literally do long distance. I wish you were here, bro, but I am though. Just take the kissing thingy, put it on your phone. Now you can kiss me through the phone. What are we thinking? My pen is digital. Are you liking this for people who are doing long distance relationship? Why not? Literally, it feels like a real kiss. If they kiss you through the phone, it comes and kisses you like a real kiss. I don't want to talk to you. Allow me not to speak on that, but I'm not just buying that kissing invention thingy. Yeah, for reasons I can't say at this particular time or national TV, but yeah, I'm not buying that. I don't know. Honest. I don't know the story. I don't know the story. My pens are intimacy, so there's no intimacy there. So there's no intimacy? No, there's no intimacy. You have to be here. You have to be here. Yeah, you need to be here. We need to be here. We do what we gotta do. So it was a... I don't know if it was a show or something. I don't know if it was a show or something, but I don't know if it's intimacy or not. Yeah, it is. Very important. I know. And we had a lot more other stories to speak about, but unfortunately, I cannot understand and I need to know if you can go and talk to me as we share. What is this? We still have a lot more stories, but I want to send a big shout out to Crazy Kenna, by the way. Kenna and Ajanga.


Okay. Hi everyone. Hope you're all having a good day so far. I think after this talk there is lunch, so I'll try not to take too much of your time. So, coming to securing your WordPress sites. Well, before starting a bit about me, I'm Aithisham and I'm from Pakistan and I work for Automatic as a Happiness Engineer on the WordPress.com team, as Shibangi said. We have other products as well like a chat pack, WooCommerce that some or maybe most of you already know about. And apart from like helping people make awesome websites, I also bit into IP networks, DNS. I like to study how the internals of internet work and obviously cybersecurity as well.  If I want to like write on something, I'll just keep delaying it to the next day. So my blog hasn't been updated in like months or maybe year. Yeah. So in the earlier talks, you may have heard about this statistic that WordPress now powers more than 28% of all the websites that exist on the internet. Another even interesting fact is that out of all the top 10,000 websites, more than 50% are powered by a website WordPress. So it's a pretty huge number. If something gets this famous, it also attracts bad guys like hackers. And why is that? Because like if hackers are able to find even a small vulnerability in one of the themes or plugins like their lips because all they have to do is build an automated scanner or a bot that will scan all the websites on the internet and they get a huge list of websites that they can target with a click off a button. So no huge effort involved. Another thing is that WordPress is extremely modular. Like anyone can start writing plugins or themes for it. And this kind of exposes the security factor because if someone is not using good security practices in building their themes and plugins, it exposes a lot of the WordPress ecosystem that we have. Now before continuing, I'd like to clarify a few misconceptions that a lot of people have regarding security. Like they think that if you install a security plugin and try and set all your plugins and themes to auto-update, that's all the thing you need to keep your site secure. Well, it is one of the most important factors. You should keep all your plugins, themes and everything updated. But it's not everything. It comes later. You have to start from your base. And the base is like your mind that the mindset that you have about security, the devices that you use on a daily basis to manage and update your website. So that's the first step. And I'll divide this talk into three layers of security starting from your own self. There's a very common saying that you're as secure as the network you're on, the network you're connected to. For example, the Wi-Fi network of this convention center. Well, I got a question for you folks. What method do you use to upload files to your web host or edit the files that already are there on the web server? What tools do you use or what protocol? Most of you. FTP. Most of you use FTP, FileZilla or something else. Yeah, right. And how many of you have websites that are secured by an HTTPS certificate? And the rest, I think, they don't use HTTPS, maybe, perhaps. Okay, so why FTP is a bad thing? Yeah. So the problem with FTP is it's one of the like, as bad as you can imagine, protocols are there today because all the data is transmitted over plain text. If I'm connected to your network, like if you're connected to this Wi-Fi network, right, and you're trying to upload files to your web host, I can come in, intercept your traffic and read all the data you're transmitting to your web host. For example, your username, passwords or whatever files you're uploading to your server, I can read all of that. And with HTTPS, there are two things. Can someone tell me like how HTTPS benefits the client side as well as you as a website admin or developer, like two benefits of HTTPS? Can someone tell me? Yeah, please. Yeah, exactly. Thank you. So if you're not using HTTPS and if you log into your website, into the WP admin panel, again, anyone on the same network can intercept all of that traffic, get your cookies, get your username, password, and your whole site. Even if it's the most updated website, latest updates, world-class security plugin, it's all going to be exposed. So it's just not on your local network. For example, if your traffic is, from wherever your traffic is passing, your internet service provider, they all can see that traffic. And how it's basically done is it's a attack called a man-in-the-middle attack, MITM. So what it does is it's a simplified diagram here. What it does is usually when on your device, mobile device, or a computer, that device is communicating with the router or default gateway that you have. That router will have a switch built-in as well that handles the local clients on the Wi-Fi network or local network. Now an attacker can connect to your network and intercept that traffic. Now it will trick your device into thinking that it is communicating with the default gateway. But in actual, you will be communicating with the hacker's device. And then the hacker will be forwarding all those traffic further to the intended website. So this is the attack that can, like, the risk of it can be minimized if you're using HTTPS or any SSH for managing your website. Better yet, you use SFTP, that's the security network. And if someone is trying to man-in-the-middle, your router will throw a security certificate error. So never ignore those security certificates error because it's mostly someone's trying to intercept your traffic. Another thing that you should keep in mind is no matter where you're using those passwords, even if it's your own WordPress website or other social media accounts, never repeat passwords, like, don't use the same password on all the accounts that you have, and also keep them as long, complicated as possible. Why? It's because, like, it makes brute force and dictionary-based attacks a lot more difficult. And in case the website where you have an account, even if it gets hacked and all its database is dumped online, it will usually be in a form, usually known as a hash. Commonly, people use MD5 hash, so people can go and look up online database, there are different databases for hashes. If you're using a simple password, your hash will be reversed, looked up in merely a few seconds. But if you have a complicated password, cracking that will, like, take forever, maybe forever, yeah. And another bit about the devices you're using, never rely on your antivirus. It's as secure as the latest update that you installed on that antivirus. Now, what about the zero days and viruses or malware that is not detected by those antiviruses yet? How can you secure yourself from those? Use a sandbox. A sandbox is kind of an environment where you're able to run different kind of programs without giving direct access to those programs to your computer directly. So it provides a safe environment for the execution. If you're a Windows user, you can use Sandboxy. It's a free program for home use. And if you're in Linux or Macintosh, you can use a virtual machine for that. VirtualBox is a free VM software. Now coming to hardening the WordPress installation itself, I was reading a report from security that the websites they were studying, at least half of them were outdated WordPress installations. That's one of the factors that contributes to the hacked websites, like they aren't updated. And another interesting fact was that out of all those websites that they studied, 18% belonged to, they were using three plugins that were one of the most famous plugins, but they were outdated. So that also contributed to the hacked websites. Now the first step that you can do to secure the WordPress installation is enable two-factor authentication. Even if your username password gets hacked, the two-factor authentication provides protection in the sense that even if someone tries to log into your website, it is secure, it has no other database vulnerabilities, it has HTTPS connection, but your username password is leaked. The hacker won't be able to log into your website, and it will require a security code to be able to log in after entering the right username and password. You can use different plugins for enabling two-factor authentication. You can use Jetpack, Authy, Google Authenticator, they're different. You can Google for them. And use Captcha. Captcha everything. Does anyone know Sarah Connor? Sky Night? OK. So Google is doing this thing these days, like whenever it suspects that a bot is using your computer, it displays a Captcha. And someone made a funny meme out of it about the Captcha. So yeah, protect your username, the login page with a Captcha, so that automated tools cannot attempt to sign into your website multiple times or 100 times per minute. That will protect it. If you're using any plugins that are outdated or you're not actively using them, please, please, please disable and delete them, because outdated plugins are one of the most leading factors that need to hack websites. Also use a plugin that regularly backs up your site. You can use any plugin for that, because they provide protection in the case that even if your website does get hacked, you can restore to a previous version anytime you want. So the risk factor is a bit mitigated because of the backups. Now, there are two most common attack factors that hackers use to penetrate into your website. One is the SQL injection, and the other is cross-site scripting. If you go online, the link I've mentioned, and if you search for WordPress there, you'll see that most of the vulnerabilities these days coming up are based on third-party plugins and themes. So their developers don't incorporate secure coding practices. For example, if someone finds SQL injection vulnerability, what it does is, how SQL injection works is, basically, if you're accepting user input from the browser and you have to use it in a SQL query. And if you don't sanitize that, someone malicious can inject code that runs its own SQL query on top of it. And it will give direct access to your database to that hacker. Another is cross-site scripting. Again, if you're accepting user input and you don't validate it first at the user side and then don't escape it before displaying it back to the user, any malicious hacker can inject JavaScript code into your browser. What it does is it can help hackers steal your cookies and also execute any JavaScript that you have, any JavaScript that he wants into your browser's context. I've mentioned a link here at the bottom. It is WordPress.org's own resource into how you can build secure plugins and themes. If there's any developer out here and they want to read more about how to build secure themes and plugins, please do give it a read. And you can also search different vulnerability databases to see what are the most common vulnerabilities present in the WordPress ecosystem these days. Now, another thing that can help in securing your website says obscurity. Obscurity, by itself, doesn't provide inherited protection to your code base or your database. But what it does is it can make it difficult for your website to be found by automatic scans and tools. One of the things you can do is change the default path or the URL of WB admin or all the login interfaces. There are different plugins out there that can do this job for you. Another thing that you can do is disable access to the WB config file over the web or the browser. Again, a lot of security plugins can do this job for you. And lastly, for the uploads directory that you have, it has to be writable, right? Because if someone or you yourself want to upload data to your WordPress installation, it has to be writable. But this allow PHP or script execution in that directory. How you can do that? You can Google for HT access code for it. They're different. In fact, even on the WordPress.org website, there's an HT access code for preventing script execution in the uploads directory. So you can use that. Now the third part is how you can host your site on a secure environment. This is something you probably won't have a lot of control over because a lot of people use shared web hosts. And it can be difficult to control the policies of that web host on how you want to implement security features. But some of the things that you can do are go with a web host that has a reputation of taking security seriously. For example, do they install latest security patches on a regular basis? All the PHP, NGINX, or Apache updates that come up, do they do it on a regular basis? And also, do they have PHP shell commands disabled? Because if a hacker gains access to your server, they'll most probably try to upload a PHP shell to that web host. And if a PHP shell execution is not disabled, they will be able to run commands on your server, all the Linux commands that web hosts usually have. And lastly, OVASP is an open web application security project. It maintains updated database of all the vulnerabilities that exist and how to properly mitigate them. I've linked it, so I'll suggest you to take a look at OVASP WordPress security guidelines. It is very detailed and provide in-depth detail on how you can secure your web servers, web application, all those things. So those are the three basic layers of security. And that's all I had for today. If you have any questions for me. Sorry. Thank you, Atisham. Yes, like Atisham just said, if you want to ask any questions, if you have any doubts, yes, the gentleman over there. Can I have the mic over to him, please? All right. I'd like to learn from you. There's a new computer called Quantum Computer. Have you heard of it? Quantum Computing. Because that computer is equals 1 million computers. So I'm not sure if, I mean, pretty sensitive, I hope you all understand, I'm also learning. If a hacker were to build a quantum computer, which is very expensive to build, but they really got the resources to build a quantum computer to hack any important website, how would we like have a counter measure for this kind of powerful computing besides the other one to us? Yeah, so when we talk about quantum computing, it can mostly be used to crack present day encryption. Because with the current computers that we have and proper encryption techniques that we have, for example, AES, it can take forever to crack that encryption. But if a quantum computer is built, such encryption will be rendered useless. There will be a need to develop something that can counter quantum computers. But we aren't there yet, so don't have a definite answer on how we can counter the computing power of quantum computers. OK, thank you. Then don't mind I ask a second question, right? I mean, I saw something called a master key. When all the software of any internet or protocol has this thing called master key, but if it's linked to a hacker, I mean, sorry, I'm asking a bit more deeper question. So have you heard of this called the, it means it has links to all the, it means it's a kind of a key that it links to all the programming and all the codes around the world. No, there's no master key, right? Maybe that's just a documentary, I don't know. Yeah, so there's no universal key that can grant you access to decrypt any type of encryption that you have. Depends on the encryption that you have, for example, asymmetric encryption or asymmetric encryption, you'll have your own private keys for that. OK, thank you. Anyone else? Yes, sure. OK, good morning, everyone. My name is Shahid from Malaysia. I would like to ask about some of the recommendations or things that we implement to minimize the risk of attack or the damages in case of an attack is to obscurity. For example, you mentioned just now to disallow web access to WP config and also to prevent page page execution in the WP content uploads folder. So these are very practical and very easily implemented solutions, not solutions, something that you can do, something that any web admin can do. Why, is there any reason why this has not been made default in WordPress? Well, so when I talk about changing the default WP admin and login structure, as I said, it's obscurity. It doesn't make you automatically more secure. It just makes your site difficult to be found by automated scanners. But if someone does want to target you and they know about your site and they look up your site manually, it is not an issue for them. It's just like making your site difficult to be found by automatic scanners. It's not inherently insecure thing. You just like prevent all the traffic coming to your site in terms of automatic bots. Yes, in that sense, it actually decreases the likelihood of your site being targeted, especially for regular people who are not really tech-savvy or who are not developers. So if we can do something that reduces that likelihood, wouldn't it be good to include it in the default WordPress code itself rather than, yes, because when you install WordPress, these are not applied. You need to actually modify the HTXS and add those. Yeah, I know. But for the bulk majority of users who are using WordPress as a blog who does not know how to do these things, it will not be applicable to them. Yeah, so the core, the WordPress core, like it follows a single pattern, but if you provide too many options to an end user who doesn't know what that option means, it can be a bit of a complicated matter to all set up all this thing. But inherently, changing the path doesn't mean you're making yourself more secure. It just means you're trying to hide your site from automatic scanners. All right, do we have any more questions? Hi, so I have a question. So basically, what you just went, like, brochure or the measures that we can take to help secure our sites. But do you use any, for example, vulnerability scanning tools to actually ensure that your site is secure? OK, that's a good question. So if you want to stay on top of all the vulnerabilities that are being discovered, you can use a tool, WP Scan. It's a free and open source tool. It's regularly maintained. You can use it on Linux, or even if you try and modify things, you might be able to run it on other operating systems as well. So to stay on top, use WP Scan. Or if you're using a security plugin, it will also often have a feature that will scan your installed files for any vulnerabilities, known vulnerabilities that might exist in the code. So yeah, two options for you. That's all right. I'll just pass the mic to you. No problem. The gentleman mentioned about those scanners, right? Do you have any blacklist? Because the scanner must know what to blacklist, you see. If you have a scan, what are the blacklist data bases you recommend? Because I was trying to think of how to input those websites that you can block them from scanning our website.  They are actually hitting on our WordPress site. So you've got any blacklist data base that you can recommend that you can buy from or you can get it from a website or forum or anything? Thank you. So if I got your question right, you're talking about how to detect and blacklist if anyone, malicious or a scanner, is trying to scan your website, right? I think what he means to ask is, is there a database out there that you can refer to which has a list of blacklisted services or something? Yeah, that's scanning his website. OK, so I'm not sure if there's a single database for it, but some security plugins like automatically blacklist certain IPs that are known to be found either spamming or trying to attack different websites. I think Jetpack does that built in, and there might be other plugins as well that do this job. I just want to add on to this point. I think these kind of things, right?   So yeah, all right. I just want to add, there's one like security service provider, that's security.net. You can try their service. They have a free malware scanner for WordPress websites, and they provide page security consultant service for WordPress websites and many other page related websites. So you can try that. They may have a blacklist to some norms, how you can more advance secure websites. That's security.net. Thanks. Thank you. Thank you for sharing that. All right. So any more questions? So I see that this is a very burning hot topic, because everyone wants to have their website secured. So just find your speakers that you are interested to ask more questions during the break. So just find them here. So thank you, Adisham, very much for answering all the questions. Yeah, no problem. Feel free to. Thank you. Yeah, feel free to just catch my side. Approach us, yeah. Before we close, I thought.


Hello, this is Hans van der Klaas Senior Lecturer at IHG Dolft Institute for Water Education. From QGIS 3.18 you can more easily add raster legends to the print layout. To demonstrate this I am going to use a project that I used in a previous video to explain the legend patches, a project with the raw catchment and QGIS gives a warning that the project file is older, but that's not a problem and I can open the print layout that I made for that previous video. Here's the print layout with the legend patches and let's zoom in a bit to place our legend for the DEM. So as usual I just click the add legend button to add the legend and then I switch off auto update to be able to make changes here to the legend and I'm going to only use the DEM here because the other parts are already under the map. I remove the whole group there. So there's my raster legend, if I double click on the legend you can add some settings here. So I will specify the width, 5mm and the height 50mm and I want also that the meters in the legend are specified as a suffix so I add a space and an M and you see now that the meters are there. Let's change a few other settings to make it nicer to look at some of the features. So in this case in our map our low areas are on the top so it's a bit more intuitive to make the low values at the top. Let's remove here some of the text that we don't need and let's add it the label and call it elevation. Now it already looks great but we have this white background that we want to remove so I scroll down and I uncheck the box for a background. If you don't want a vertical legend but a horizontal one that's also possible. Let's double click on the legend and then if we scroll down we can choose here for orientation horizontal and we see that it's changed but now we also need to change the dimension so let's swap it 50mm width and 5mm height and I want then the maximum on the right it looks a bit better here and then of course a bit big to find a good position but you can put it where that makes more sense. Now to demonstrate that it adjusts for the minimum and maximum values I change the minimum value to 100 so the colors are stretched in a different way and I go back and if I do refresh it is not automatically adapted and that is because the auto update is switched off so you need to switch it on and then it will adjust but then I also get those other items back again so I need to remove those and apply the settings again and there's a final map.


Jack Robwell, mate, 15 minutes. Can you talk us through that rocket that you just launched the goal? Welcome to the Haley. Yeah, I thought it was in all the way. It was a great save, actually. It would have been a brilliant icing on the cake for my debut. I thought a lot to put it all out there. They left it all out there, obviously. We wanted to win. We wanted to give the fans something to cheer about. They were brilliant tonight, but we got a point and we're on to the next one.  Was she watching? Was she in the crowd tonight with family and friends? Yeah, she's in the crowd with family and my little boy as well. So it was a special moment for me, especially with her being from the west. OK, where to from here? What do you want to achieve in this Haley this season? You've showed from what we've seen just there that you mean business. Of course I am. Yeah, I'm 30 years old and I feel like I've still got the best years ahead of me still. And that's why I came here, not to come on holiday, as you say. I'm here to give it my all and see what we can do. We've got a great team here, a great manager, so let's see what we can do. Well, that shot at goal certainly got us excited. Well done, mate. We'll see you very soon. Come on. Thank you. Cheers.


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I'd like to say at this time, gentlemen, well you're probably going to think I'm being sentimental when I say this, but I should just like to say it this time. There is a tavern in the town, in the town. Hold it, P-B, hold it, Pave, the commissioner, the commissioner. Go ahead. I don't really want to make a speech at this time, but I should just like to say at this time, I should just like to say that I don't know where there's a finer bunch of fellas anywhere than right here, and that goes for anywhere. Very nice, very nice, likewise. I think it calls for a song. Yeah, a song. P-B had one he was trying to sing there. How about it, P-B? Tavern in the town? Yeah, I'm afraid I'm out of the mood right now, Mr. Chairman. Hey, I got one, I got one. Let me hit the piano there, Chief. You got one? Well, just one, gentlemen, and I've got to be going. Okay, just one. Here's one for Gildersleeve, the great lover. Oh, now fellas, I love you as I never loved before. Or my dream of love is all... Yeah, don't take any wooden nickels. Good night. Good night. Are you coming?  Where's the stairs here? Where's the stairs? Gotta be careful now. Gotta be careful. I touched Leroy. Leroy, what are you doing up? Turn on the light, somebody. Just don't stand around. Finding me. Okay. Hey, I'm in the dark. You want me to break my neck? You're telling me. I'll be calling at this ungodly hour. If that's the wrong number, they can just take that phone out of here, that's all. They can just take it right out of here. Darn phone company, call you up in the middle of the night and tell you it's the wrong number. Hello? Yes, this is Summerfield, 8126. Is this Mr. Gildersleeve? Yes, this is Mr. Gildersleeve. Who was it? How was it?  Pardon me, who's calling? I didn't get it. Mrs. Peavey. Mrs. Peavey. Yes, Mrs. Peavey. Eat that last, Mrs. Peavey. I'm afraid I didn't get it. Mr. Peavey? Well, I know he's not Mrs. Peavey. I left him at the Jolly Boys Club. It must have been three hours ago. Or rather, he left us. He hasn't come home. Mr. Peavey hasn't come home. He hasn't come home, Bert. Well, Mrs. Peavey, I... Have you called the police? Peavey, you know what I think? I think he's missing.  I'll call the police. This is a job for the missing persons bureau. You mean the homicides squad? I mean the homicides squad. No, I don't. I mean the missing persons. Well, anyway, they're all the police. Now, don't you worry, Mrs. Peavey, and don't get excited. You just go back to your little bed and keep calm. We'll find your husband for you if we have to drag the reservoir. You're the chief of police. Well, I thought I heard a sound, and I saw all the lights out over here, but when I tried to phone the lawn, it was busy. So I threw on my coat back. Come in quickly, Leela. Quickly. Why? Let her lock up, I guess. Hi, Mrs. Ranson. Guess what happened? Leroy. What? Mr. Peavey has disappeared. Marjorie. What? I want to tell her.  Go on back to bed. Oh, Kelly, just stay down. It's three o'clock in the morning. No time to be running around the house and your bare feet. Now, do as I say. Come on, Marge. Make her come on. I'm coming. Marge, tell me. What in the world? Now, don't get alarmed, Leela. There's nothing to be alarmed about, you understand? There's nothing to be alarmed about. Is that a gun you're carrying? There's no water pistol. I'll tell you that. Well, couldn't you put it on the mantle of someplace? Don't worry. I know how to handle it, Leela. I'm a deputy, you know. Well, tell me now. Is something about Mr. Peavey? I don't want to alarm you, Leela. But I'm afraid there's been foul play. Oh! Peavey has disappeared. Physically terrible. A weirdo thing like Mr. Peavey. Oh, I just think that's terrible. You don't suppose he could have fallen down somewhere and sprained his ankle? Oh, anything could have happened. What's worse, the police, as usual, have proved themselves completely incompetent. I called the chief two hours ago and told him to get right over here, and he's not here yet. So I've taken over. I phoned Floyd Munson and told him to round up all the other deputies. When they get here, we'll form a searching party.  Well, I think one of us ought to stay here so the others can report back. Oh, it's a rock, Martin. You're so brave. I'm glad I'm not all alone over there in my house with things like this going on. I'll look out for you, Leela. Sit down.  Grace is no. All I've got on under this is my nightgown. I just threw on the best thing that I could find. That's them. If it's people, I'd better hide. No reason to hide. Just keep your coat on. Well, Judge Floyd, come in, fellas. Get your sleeve for heaven's sake, put that gun down.  It just so happened, Judge, that I have a permit for this gun. Well, stop waving it around. Well, hiya, Mrs. Ransom. How's it going? Leela, this is an unexpected pleasure. I just this minute arrived. Yeah, she just this minute arrived. I saw the light sign over here and I was afraid it might be a appendicitis or something, so I just ran over. Yeah, she just ran over. Hey, what's this about the peeve? Yeah, Floyd tells me this. It's all true, fellas. His wife called me about 1 or 1.30 and asked if he was here. Well, you know we said good night to him about 10.30 or a quarter to 11. I probably just laid down someplace and took himself a little nap. Not peeve. He goes straight home. Gildy's right. If it had been anybody else, but peeve. Well, what I did, right away, I called the chief. I told him to get himself right over here. That was two hours ago. Now, I don't like to say this, but this is typical. The chief is dead on his feet, him and his whole department. That's why I called you, fellas. What we've got to do is throw out a dragnet. Comb every nook and cranny. We ain't going to get very far with a three-man dragnet. Aren't there any others coming? Judge is the only one I could raise. What a town. Well... Who's that? I'll go see. Well, chief, it's about time. Do come in. Hmm. Hi, chief. What kept you? Chief? What's this, a party? Uh, just this minute. Yeah. Mrs. Ransom. Where? Uh, just this minute. Got him. A fine bunch of deputies. You've got chief. These two are the only ones I could hold of. Suppose there was a real emergency. Suppose... Now, just a minute, commissioner. Who authorized you to go calling out the deputies? Who authorized me? Nobody. But it's a lucky thing there's somebody in this town who's got a little gumption. I'll tell you that. We had to depend on the police department, why there'd be burglars running wild all over the place. Commissioner, you just handled your department, and I'll handle mine. Well, handle it. Go ahead, handle it. Let me see you. Okay. For heaven's sake, you'd think it had all night. A man is missing, chief. His wife is tearing her hair. Do something. Get on the ball. It's two hours since I called you up and told you to get over here. Commissioner, when a man is missing, we don't go tearing off after the first loudmouth that begins to hoop and holler. Hoop. That is not our method. No. When a man is missing, we go to his home first and look under his pillow. Under his pillow? What for? This. What's that? A note from Peavey. Read it. The mortgage is in the safe deposit box. The key to the safe deposit box is in the safe. The combination to the safe is in my handkerchief drawer. Don't forget the water of the rubber plant, Richard. How do you like that? Just blue town. The old son of a gun. Well, he's more of a man than any of it. More from the great Gilder Sleeve in just a moment. Right now, I'd like to say a few words about Parquet Margeron made by Kraft. The most delicious, the most tasty, the smoothest. Just a second, friend. May I interrupt? Well, as a regular listener, I should have something to say about these commercials. They should be factual, brief, and sensible. Now go ahead. 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Now let's get back to Summerfield, which is simply buzzing. The proprietor of PV's pharmacy has disappeared. The whole town's talking, and the Jolly Boys have been called an extraordinary session. All right, gentlemen, let's come to order, shall we? Yeah, let's get going. Everybody's singing if you were gone. Gosh, I didn't mean anything by it. Just got to thinking about the peeve, and I thought of the song. I miss old peeve. It's simply a question of good taste, Chloe. I keep asking myself, why did he do it? He had everything to live for. He probably had his reasons. Can we get started now? It's 7.20. Gentlemen, we have called a special meeting of the Jolly Boys Club to take up the question of one of our members who is absent. I refer to brother peeve. You haven't said anything we don't all know, judge. Let's get down to brass tacks. I'm sorry if we've wasted a few seconds of your valuable time, Mr. Gildersleeve. Nobody wants to hear you blowing off all night. Let's get down to brass tacks. Let's not act like this. Peeve is gone. The rest of us have got to stick together. The chief is right. You're right, chief. Well, the point is, peeve is gone. Now, what are we going to do about it?  He's gone. Peeve knew what he was doing. Ah, but did he? That's one of the questions which we, his friends, might well ponder. What are you talking about? Ponder. I'm referring to the possibility of temporary insanity. Or amnesia. Loss of memory flight. Perhaps he... Oh, horse collar. He left a note. He remembered where everything was. He told his wife. Sure, he had no more amnesia than I have. He may be still right here in town. For all we know. We found out a little more than that, commissioner. The department's been investigating. Now, what's new, chief? You've been holding out. Well, we know peeve was seen at the depot about 1145 that night. And we know there's an 1155 train southbound. And since he wasn't seen again... Ah, I think we may conclude he went south. I think so? Well, so he went south. What of it?  Wait a minute. Did he buy a ticket? No, you don't need one. Then how do you know he got on the 1155? There's another train at 1202, goes north. I didn't know there was a 1202. Has been for three months. I sent my mother-in-law home on it in April. She was with us for Easter. Well, in that case... I must say, chief, as a detective, you're about as smart as fearless fosdick. Mr. Gildersleeve, I would like to point out to you that the department has made no official investigation of this matter. Why not, for heaven's sake? Because we've had no official complaint, that's why. That's no excuse for just sitting around. Peeve was your friend, wasn't he? It just so happens that the law's... Tell him, will you judge? The chief is right, Gilder. The law... Oh, the law makes me sick. Between cops and judges, I don't know how any of us can sleep in our beds at night. Inactivity.  One hand washes the other. Well... Mr. Gildersleeve, I refuse to lose my temper. But I don't criticize your department. Not that I couldn't either. Gentlemen, gentlemen, let's remember why we're here. Well, why are we? You called this meeting? I thought it was for poker. We're here because a fellow jolly boy has gone into the silences. North or south, east or west, he is gone. We have a duty. We have an obligation to his wife, to Mrs. Peeve. Why should we butt in? What are we supposed to do? I think we should call on Mrs. Peeve in a body and express our regrets as a club and simply put ourselves at her disposal in any way. Sounds crazy to me, but if that's what clubs do, let's do it. I want to do the right thing. We owe it to him, fellas. He... he'd appreciate it.  Yes, it's a nice gesture. I think it would be best if one of us were to act as a spokesman for the group. We'd all go, of course, but I think if I were to speak... Why you? Peeve was a pretty good friend of mine, judge. Mine too, but I don't want to make the speech. Let Gildersleeve do it. He's good with women. Very well. If that's the will of the group, I merely thought that as a jurist and as Peeve's personal attorney... I'd like to remind you that it was me she called in the middle of the night. That's right. Me, not you, judge, not his personal attorney, and not the police. She was too smart for that. Mr. Gildersleeve, I'm going to get tired of you writing the department pretty soon. Hey, no attention, chief. Gildy, if you want to make the statement for the club, go ahead. If it means so much to you. All right, I'll make it. Is that settled? If someone will put it in the form of a motion. All those in favor say aye. Aye. Let's do it now and get it over and we can still play a little poker. Isn't that funny? All the years I know Peeve, I've never been inside his house. I have. Got bit by Peeve's parrot. They got a parrot? Yeah, there's a parrot. I checked him the other night. Checked him for what? Just checked him. It's routine. There's a light in the front room. I imagine that's where she's sitting. Is that her peeking out from behind the window shade? Very likely. She must have heard the car drive up. I mean, might as well go in. No use making her worry.  So, we'll have to be just as tactful as possible. Just leave that to me, judge. I'll do the talking, judge. It's a few friends of Mr. Peeve's, Mrs. Peeve. Mr. Gellersleeve, Judge Hooker, Chief Gates, and we wanted to... Hey, how about me? Oh, yes, and Mr. Munson. We just wanted to see you a minute. Oh, the parrot, huh? Good evening, Mrs. Peeve. Any news, judge? No, no news. I'm sorry to say. You've heard nothing yourself? Not a word. I can't understand it. Well, say now, that bird's clever. He said, what's all the commotion? Mrs. Peeve, you know Mr. Gellersleeve, I believe. Yes, I know him. And Chief Gates? Oh, yes, yes, I had the pleasure the other night. That is, it wasn't exactly a pleasure under the circumstances, but we've met. Do you know Mr. Munson? No. Well, pleased to meet you, Mrs. Peeve, I'm sure. I often heard Peeve speak of you. Quiet, baby. Well, Mrs. Peeve, we... I'll handle it, judge. Mrs.  It still is a member, I mean. We shall always think of him as a member of our group. Indeed we shall. All right, Chief. We shall always think of Mr. Peeve as a member of our club. But we just thought, as an organization, we should call on you and state officially our profound regret and sorrow at his unexpected departure from Summerfield. And we just want to say that if there's anything we can do, why, we'd be glad, only too glad to do it. Is that it, fellas? We didn't have anything particular in mind, Mrs. Peeve, just any little errands or... Maybe he left a suit at the cleaners. We could pick it up. Oh, Floyd, forth! Our thought was simply to be helpful in any possible way during your time of sorrow, Mrs. Peeve. Yeah, that's it. Always knew no good at summer, it should hangin' around that Jolly Boys Club. There's only one night a week, Mrs. Peeve. Yes. If you could have seen the innocent pleasure your husband used to derive from our little games, Mrs. Peeve, I'm sure you'd feel differently. That's right. Win or lose, he'd never get sore. Well, I remember one night he was having a terrible run of cards. He must have been out about thick paint. Mr. Munson is right. Mr. Peeve never lost his temper or gloated. Never swore or used profane language. You should be proud of him. Well, he's gone now. We realize that, Mrs. Peeve, and that's why we... Always knew no good at coming out of that club. Put ideas in the rich's head. Oh, now, Mrs. Peeve, we never... Oh, now, Mrs. Peeve, we never... Baby. Well, as I... I think we'd better go. Mrs. Peeve's been under quite a strain, and it probably tires her to stand around gasping with strangers. We just wanted to tell you that there's anything we can do. There isn't anything. 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