Ho and Happy Holidays Foundation staff. Dr. Theron Sherman here, and welcome to our eggnog and ulog Christmas Q&A. Dr. Sherman's office hours last about two hours this evening, give or take. Current time at site 42 is 5.08 p.m. And so wherever you are in the world, I wish you a happy holidays, merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, whichever ones of those you are looking forward to. We're here in ugly sweater season. We've got our eggnog ready for action. And wow, oh wow, that chat is a flyin'.  You are correct, tomorrow is Christmas, as Phoenix Wright would say. It's almost Christmas, which means it's not Christmas yet. Antique milk, thank you for being a member, and thank you for liking my sweater. Buff Santa is here to give you all your Christmas gains and haunt your nightmares. Much safer than the Yule man, believe me. We all prefer Buff Santa's, terrifying as his smile is. What if Josie the half cat sees 096? Will it look for both halves? Jackson, that is a wonderfully interesting question. And I would believe no, because what 096's problem is, is that you perceived it, which is in your brain. So unless Josie's other half also has a brain, which we're not even sure if it has another half, let alone if there's a brain in there, if it's walking around on its own. So my assumption is that would not be the case. I would track down the head and that would be the end of that, although I'd rather not that be the case. And in the meantime, while I look up some research relating to Josie the half cat, I'm noticing that we have 128 viewers in the chat and only 34 likes. So site 42 staff, you know what to do to that like button. In the meantime, let me go look up Josie's number. That would be in series one. Oh, I forgot to do Tails version. Otherwise, I will not get the intel I want. Five, two, nine. There are only two Josie the half cat tails. This one's talking about time and SCP-411 and SCP-408, the butterflies, jack of diamonds, cats and dogs and ornithosarians. Even Cain Pathos Crow. Okay, so that is unrelated to what we're looking for here. That doesn't tell us about any other half of Josie. Today, I messed up Dr. Smiley's office. He yelled a lot and started going bang, bang, but he didn't get me. He's so funny when he's loud. Then I went to the cafeteria and the cooks gave me something tasty. They always give me something tasty when I make my cute face. All right, so that is Josie's mindset throughout a day, but it does not have anything to do with the time quarters. So that is still a mystery to us at the foundation. Back to the chat, which is flying by. Engineer VR, welcome back to the stream and thank you for your dono. Make sure to grab yourself some roasted meat on your way past the commissary today. Sir, I have Monkey D. Luffy. Where do I send him? To the most secure box you can find, because I know he's got those weird stretchy bits and it's a little hard to contain. So let's make sure we get it locked down tight. Maybe we use some cold related anomalies to freeze it that makes the stretching harder and most stretching anomalies. Although I'm not familiar with Monkey D. Luffy's actual weaknesses. Monkey Luffy. Because I know the power scalers have something to say about this. So let's see what, let's sneak in here. He can't swim, so we put him in an open cube and I forgot about the devil fruit thing, yeah. So we put him in a cubicle room with a large moat and a pool in the middle and nothing to grab onto on either side, no door handle on the inside.  They would have to be a little trickier than that because he could do all sorts of like pressing out on the walls and moving them so we'd have to up the durability there. Where there's a will, there's a way. We'll figure it out. He's not caught yet, we have time. Clown, Dr. Sherman, how are you? I am doing quite well. We have our Christmas sweater, our Christmas yuletalk, yule log and tunes, some delightful eggnog and we are counting down the last week of the holiday season. I'm also looking at the difference between my chat and what I look like on camera and I'm giving you guys a better camera framing up close and personal. There we go. That looks a little better, I think. We'll see when I see it on the thing here. Sir, I don't have any meat. Well, I told you, go to the commissary. They're roasting it right now for the Christmas party. SCP-5031 is cooking this year. It's going to be fabulous. Several courses. They have some leftover fried meat or roasted meat ready for you. Ah, yes, real quickly. Let me share the stream to Twitter for all the SCP folks to come on.  Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Gifmas. Happy 100 days. Merry Chrysler. Oh, wow, you like that very quickly. Good job. Where were we? Shared that out. Good job, me. Oh, redacted. Luffy is going to gear four. What do I do? I don't even know what that means so I guess I wish you the best of luck.  Amber, good to see you. Merry Christmas. Dr. Sherman is the tree screaming yet. It unfortunately is not. Although if you saw the short from this afternoon, you will notice that we found a little goblin in there but it was handing out presents. So we politely put in a box. We weren't too aggressive. That would have been means to such a adorable abomination. Merry Christmas. Now capture Santa. That is an order. Oh my, the amount of Santa Claus that we have in containment. Let me count the ways. Let's go on the database and instead of monkey D. Luffy, Santa Claus SCP. So that's one. That's two. Wait. Okay, that's a no. That's a prospective SCP. That doesn't count. That's a real SCP. Got it. Interesting. That's a fandom wiki. That doesn't count. Bailey's Santa. Gross, gross, gross, gross, gross. This is good. I'll be able to get you some little Christmas readings along the way today. All right, still rolling through. That worries me. So we're going to make sure it's here. When confronted with images of Santa Claus. Well, that's worth looking at. 4666 is, we all know, 4666, but we got to have it on hand just in case. All pages loading properly. Good. Let's take that to series five and get good old Krampus loaded up in case we feel like reading a Krampus story. Kaboom. All right, that's enough Christmas SCPs for now. Let me check on the chat before we begin. Help, help, help, sir. I'm running from Luffy. Well, I don't know what Gear 4 is, so you're going to want to make sure to run faster. Dear God, run faster. In the meantime. Oh, look at this. You guys successfully got the likes over the viewers. Congratulations, Site 42 staff. I knew you had it in ya. Now don't take that as an excuse to stop putting up the likes because that'll only bring us to more and more people who need to learn the Christmas cheer of the foundation. All right, let's investigate here. SCP-4255, Santa Claus the Time Traveler. Item number SCP-4255, Object Class Keter, Level 4-4255, Classified. Let's have a sip of egg now. Check that super chat, I'll just come in. Sir, I'm saying my goodbyes, I'm getting tired. No engineer, you are not saying your goodbyes. You are going to use the power of Grayskull and you are going to escape that wacky pirate man. We do not give up here at the foundation. What have we been doing, the Foundation Fitness Initiative for all this time for? Would Buff Santa appreciate you giving up? Never, we never give up, we never surrender. That's the foundation way. Totally no one else has ever said that before. That's completely original, never give up, never surrender. That's ours and we use that model all the time and no one else ever has, that's completely original. So yes, dying is not on the menu this Christmas. So run engineer, run. SCP-4255, Special Containment Procedures. Due to the widespread knowledge of the base anomalous properties of SCP-4255, it has been given the secondary classification of cracked veil uncontained anomaly. Ooh, we don't have a lot of those. In order to suppress further information on of SCP-4255, procedure Yule-02 has been created. Procedure Yule-02 occurs as follows. Annually on 12 noon UTC, November 22nd, memetic agents are to be implanted into all forms of media including television programs, new works of literature, foundation front accounts on social media websites and various forms of performing and visual arts. These medic agents are designed to implant false memories into parents or guardians of any children who celebrate the holiday Christmas. These memories include the purchasing of gifts that will be given to their children by SCP-4255 on December 25th and the placing of said gifts on that night by SCP-4255. Any individuals which have been unaffected by the memetic treatment described above are to be located and manually treated. Starting at 8 p.m. December 24th, two unarmed military aircrafts are to locate, track and follow all temporal versions of 4255 and make note of any noticeable changes in behavior from 4255. Lethal force is not permitted when interacting with 4255. When all versions of SCP-4255 have vanished, all foundation interference is deceased. At 12 UTC, December 25th, social media would to be tracked for all any images or accounts with SCP-4255 and images or conspiracy theories sent around procedure Yule-02. Any offending pieces of information are to be labeled as a hoax or a race, publishers being located and treated to class amnestics. Extreme cases, all viewers of any information described above are to be treated with class amnestics with all social media being cleansed of any information on SCP-4255 or procedure Yule-02 that these cases could spawn. This part has been redacted now. Efforts to partake in a secondary interview with SCP-4255 are to be attempted as SCP-4255 seems to possess valuable information on controllable temporal anomalies and on the historical future of their human race. All right, that's an interesting wind up. We'll see how that goes as we continue, but let's take a break for the super chats. You guys are flying in. Engineer, you found the meat. I knew you would find the meat and not by going to Arbo's because Arbo's doesn't have the meat in the Foundations version of it. Zane Grimm, thank you for your don't know. Currently playing Baldur's Gate 3 is the dark urge in watching. Any suggestions? What should I do? Hmm. I'm going to at random because I have not played Baldur's Gate 3 yet. I am interested. I'm going to look up dark urge Baldur's Gate 3. At random, I'm going to give you a suggestion. Do-do-do, special origin, looks like a monster, amnesia, cold and calculated, but they are different now. I think that whatever the next quest you go on as the dark urge, you need to agree to whatever the NPC says because you are trying to make up for your believe to be darker past. So whatever the NPC says, you believe it and you follow through with it like a good little hero. And then if they happen to be tricking you, well, that is the both karmic retribution for your prior misdeeds as well as signs of your naivety in your new amnestic state. That is what I suggest for you. Let me know how it goes, by the way, if you decide to do that because we're going to be here for the next hour and a half plus. Office hours are running long today since it's the Christmas holiday and I'm here for you guys, Site 42 staff. Mokek, thank you for your first donation of the Site 42 coffers. Make sure to grab yourself some roasted meat on your way past the commissary. Have you heard of this Serenitatum project? No Serenitatum project. I have not heard of the Serenitatum project. It's a hard word to say. But I have not heard of you but I hope for the best for you and thank you for your Super Chat number three to the Site 42 coffers. Make sure to pick yourself a Christmas coffee on your way past the commissary. Trag 11 Gash. Thank you for your first don't know the Site 42 coffers. Dr. Sherman, what do I do? SCP-076-2 has breached. No, no, no, no, no. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. We let it out for the holiday. It's been behaving very well on its mobile task force missions. And so we let it out for some gentle sparring with some of the mobile task forces. And it promised in the name of the Christmas spirit not to murder them. So fingers crossed. Engineer, I found a weird looking fruit. Should I eat it? I'm going to go ahead and flip a coin.  Tails, you should not eat the weird fruit, engineer. You should instead turn it into your superior officer for study. Honestly, that's probably what you should have done the first place. I was just not thinking because a Christmas chair and we could use some more anomalous staff members at this point because they keep a... Well, anyways. Tree, $1.02.  Thank you. Why do I want you to scream, by the way? That's for me to know and you to find out. Part two of SCP-4255. Description, SCP-4255 is a humanoid male with an aged appearance, approximately 1.4 meters in height and 150 kilograms in weight. 4255 appears to be in his 60s and 70s. Our reports of 4255 manifestations have dated back to 400 AD. 4255 possesses an appearance similar to the traditional tire of the character Santa Claus. Footnote, no current connection between 4255 and the Bishop, St. Nicholas, have been made. Along with the red and gold ornate sleigh that his character is known to be present in. Designated 4255-1. 4255-1 is capable of flight via unknown means and is able to travel at speeds of approximately 100 kilometers per hour. With 4255 remaining inside, 4255-1 direct flight, even when scientifically impossible. 4255-1 is drawn by eight servant animals resembling Rangifer Tyrandis. Footnote, also known by the names Caribou or reindeer. Although infrared scans show that these do not possess any heat signatures and is currently unknown but these are living organisms. Inter... Worst time for hiccups. Interesting. U-I-U, that was really funny last night turning off my microphone, but yeah, better not. Yeah, better not. It's Christmas. We're giving you a break on the roasting. I could roast you like chestnuts on an open fire. I could roast you like the meat that's being roasted for the Christmas dinner, but I'm not. I'm being nice. Do not turn off my microphone again. That was so rude last night. Do not turn off my microphone again. U-I-U, I'm watching you. Do not do it. Do not do it. Not now. No. Christmas kindness. Christmas cheer. Christmas truce. To our reading. 4255 manifestations periodically occur at 8 p.m. UTC December 24th each year during which SCP-4255 will appear somewhere approximately one kilometer in the air above Earth's surface in its sleigh. Santa and Santa sleigh appear to possess, I'm changing out the number so I could talk less. I'm gonna give you guys, just I'm gonna sub those in. It makes it easier to say. Appear to possess the ability to generate small-scale temporal anomalies. During its appearances, many as 294 versions of 4255 are present on or across the globe at once with many versions possessing visual differences that have not yet occurred to Santa from a linear standpoint. Santa manifestations also always follow similar pattern of events after its initial appearance. Santa will land on the roof or near a household of individuals that celebrate the holiday Christmas regardless of religious background and will use its temporal anomalies, abilities to enter the household. Santa will then produce a multitude of wrapped gifts and toys with number of gifts given varying from child to child. It is also of note that 4255 has significant understanding of the likes and dislikes of each child on Earth with presence given having an 82.56 accuracy rate compared to what the children would love to receive for the gift at the time. That's really specific, 82.56% accuracy rate. I wonder how we rated that. Did it was it just like a up or down and that's how we rated it? Or was there like a preference scale of one to 10? Huh, all recorded gifts have been non-anomalous with Santa actively avoiding the giving of gifts to a child, actively avoiding the giving of gifts a child wants if it could be classified as anomalous. Santa will repeat this pattern until all children who celebrate Christmas on the planet have received at least one gift from it. Attempts to approach Santa or Santa sleigh in an effort to capture either anomaly on the ground or in the sky have resulted in failure with 4255 using its temporal abilities to evade capture. Addendum, before an SCP-425 manastation on the year 2018 several houses of foundation personnel were equipped with audio transmission devices which was unused to make an official direct contact with Santa for the first time on record. Begin log, interviewed Santa, interviewer, researcher Mayor. Begin log. Hello, can you hear me? Who is this? This is researcher Charlotte Mayor. Oh, Charlotte Mayor. This is researcher Charlotte Mayor. I come from an organization which the SCP foundation. They told me I'd run into you guys today. Aren't you the people always trailing in those jets?  There's quite a mouth on Santa here.  Oh wait, no. My pen. I can't live without my pen. It keeps my blood flowing. That's my anomalous property. You heard it here first. Not at all a Christmas fib. The SCP foundation, yes. Who do you mean by they?  Well, they're called the US Department of Chronology.  Chronology sounds like the most sci-fi-ish thing ever. What year is it now? Want to make sure I don't say anything too major. 2018. Uh, oh God. Well, they said there's some government branch that keeps check over time traveling stuff and well, they forced me to do this. I like to go find stuff from the past and well, take it. I had won a Hitler's paintings before, a block from those pyramids that were in Africa, you know, stuff like that. I'm afraid I don't quite follow. What does this have to do with you being, well, being? I'm getting to that, just give me a sec. So one day some government cronies came and took me away. Thought I was being careful I did, but I guess not careful enough. Probably have some way to detect time travel. Anyway, they told me I had to do this. Looked like I got off easy, but this got boring after a while, been doing this for like two, two and a half years, one Christmas every day. Hmm, I see. Do you have a real name then? Stan Klain. I haven't been born yet. That's always a weird thing to say. You probably know me as Santa Claus or something like that.   If you're a time traveler, then when are you from? 2099. Santa Claus, 2099. Huh, well then, how do you have such good understanding of each child's wants for the holiday? Is this some sort of future technology? Not sure I can tell you that. I've caused enough paradoxes with this one interview already. Wait a second, are you guys gonna put this in a document or something?  Excuse me? I ain't saying anything else. 4255 uses a temporal anomaly to vacate the area in his sleigh. Closing statement. Santa refused all efforts to cooperate with questioning after the events of this interview and instead yelled obscenities that interviewers when attempts to question were made. No records of a Stan Klain matching Santa's description had been found. All right, we have one more addendum to this, but back to the chat for a second. Wow, chat is really flying. Hmm, and we almost have double the likes of viewers, so good luck with that. Just seven more likes and we'll have double likes to viewer ratio. Engineer, sir, may I have a break? I ate the fruit and after containing Luffy. Oh, engineer, I specifically told you not to do that. Well, when you take your break, go into a containment cell because now you're anomalous, good work. Now you are being contained. Mokek, somebody just gave the cuddle monster pounds of phanta. What do you mean pounds of phanta? They don't measure liquid in pounds. What does that mean? Is it pounds of the syrup? That's still in volume. I'm very confused. How did, how are you measuring this? I need to know how much of a lockdown we need to go into. Oh, you guys almost beat the like to viewer doubling, but then nine more viewers showed up. So now we're at 89 viewers. So we got to get to 180 to beat the viewer count. You can do it, site 42 staff, I believe in you. It's the Christmas spirit that strengthens you. The O5 has declared truce with all GOI for Christmas. Thank you for pointing that out, Tragg. I hope the UIU gets the message. Somebody just gave the cuddle monster 150 pounds of soda. Please help. I don't know how I'm dodging all of these and talking. I haven't slept in three days. Please help. I haven't slept in three days. Mo, mo, mo. You need to do what the engineer did and run. Get out of the site. Thankfully, 999 is in a different site being studied because holy cow, that would be really bad to have to deal with on Christmas for us. So thankfully, not my site, not my problem. Cat, thank you for becoming a site 42 member. Welcome to the site 42 staff. Engineer 0343, I have some berries and someone's trying to sell me a katana. Should I buy it? Why do you keep doing this? How are you getting into all these situations? You should stop getting into all these situations. That's what you should do. Go sit in your cell where you are now anomalous and deal with it. All right, let's finish this article real quick. Addendum 4255-2. On September 4th, 2097, the foundation department of chronology was formed after the discovery of replicable, controllable travel non-linearly through time was discovered. After parallels between Santa's described host organization and the newly formed department were made, Stan Klain, a man matching the physical description of 4255, was tracked in place into foundation custody. It was later found that Klain had access to a temporal anomaly allowing him to travel through time non-linearly. To avoid a possible CK class for reality reconfiguration scenario or a PT class, paradoxical time breakdown scenario, the foundation is to give Klain the full capabilities to perform the actions of Santa along with the record appearance of Santa. A large slave built to the specifications of 4255-1 was created using several anomalies making it capable of controllable flight along with the slay and Klain being equipped with devices designed to create small scale temporal anomalies. Eight heat resistant models resembling the now extinct range of herterandis were attached to the front of the slay in a manner that suggests they are pulling the craft from behind them. Gifts are to be, gifts given are to be produced to the BT Chi, beta temporal knowledge artificial intelligence unit, an AI created by the foundation that uses time analogy anomalies to know all information from across the linear timeframe. While the BT Chi unit currently only knows information of 20 redacted, this number is expected, correction, known to change at a rate that will be constant enough for Klain to fulfill his duties. All other information into the BT Chi unit is classified. It is currently unknown when Klain will finish his duties as Santa Claus. Correction, Klain will finish his role as Santa on Christmas of the year 21 blank. All right, so I think what we just figured out here at the end is that Christmas has an expiration date in the 2100s. So good news, all of us who are alive and not artificially anomalously life extended will get to have Christmas to the end of our days, no worries about that. Going back to the chat, thank you, SCP-4255, and hey, since I read this today and I did enjoy it, I'm gonna go ahead and give it an upvote. Remember that if you remember the SCP Wiki and you like a story, make sure to give it an upvote. You can also downvote it if you don't like it, whichever, I'm not your dad or am I your dad? What's this time travel stuff all about? I'm very confused. So taking it back to the chat, tree, tree. What would you do if I screamed? Would you stop the pain, the torture? Whoa, freaking out. Yes, that is exactly what I would do. I would stop messing with you if you just screamed. So the question is, why don't you scream? If you do scream, it would be all over.  If you're gonna scream and get the job done that would be very easy. And by the way, chat, I'm looking at the likes to viewer ratio right now. We're at 95 viewers, which is just shy of the 182 likes that we have. So why don't we push those likes up to 200? That way we clear those viewer counts. I believe in you, site 42 staff. Check in the super chats. Mark Merrick, thank you for your dono. Make sure to grab yourself some mistletoe over at the decoration center. Angel hair is not an SCP, but if it were, how would we contain it? Well, I don't know what an angel hair is, but it looks like it's an angel hair TV series game. Oh, okay, that thing. I saw some online ARG people talk about that. I saw Nick Nocturne talking about that with his big brain, Night Mind. So yeah, that is a, I think we would contain the tapes. We would contain the person and the tapes and we'd run tests. That's what we would do with that. Pretty easy there. But obviously, if I were doing the full episode, I would do some more research. Engineer, chat, can you help me? No one can help you. You're going containment engineer. That's what you get for eating a fruit when I told you not to eat a fruit. A devil fruit, not a regular fruit. Eat fruit, it's good for your diet. Be healthy. What, yeah. Andre, good to see ya. Did SCP-1000 create SCP-2000? Interesting question. I read one of the SCP-7000 entries that we went over was all about how, how advanced the technology of SCP-1000 was. So my thought process behind that as I run over to the series page is I'm going to check the Tails version and I'm going to see Bigfoot transmissions, ancient ones, Tim Wilson's Clocheave about the serpent, Lord Blackworth the Bigfoot, commentary and selected items in the same A gallery, quiet days, children of the night. Well, it looks to me like it's not something that they put together, although I would not be shocked if that were the case. Those primeval primates are pretty clever, but right now I don't believe that is the case. Engineer, I feel like fighting Luffy. The answer is no, you sit in your cell and you think about what you've done. Sir, I ate it before you told me not to eat it. You did wait for instructions. You asked me if you should eat it and then you ate it anyway. So whose fault is that? Hmm, that's what I thought. We don't get cocky and jump ahead of our instructions. That's how we get in trouble. Hey guys, I drew a Dr. Mushurmin. Is that a Mushroom Sherman? Is that a, you know, I've always considered myself to be a pretty fun guy. Oh, thank you, Accelerator, if anything, for the setup for that terrible joke. Gotcha. It's Vore Jesus' birthday tomorrow. Oh, it is Vore Jesus' birthday tomorrow. You are correct. Hey, hey, what if we all went on a family trip to Vore Jesus' theme park?  And that was back in 2020. So now it's the 53rd anniversary of Jesus Land. You know, it's a wonderful park. They had something really go in there, but it really turned downhill when they stopped maintaining the stomach acid pools. You know, they gave it, they gave it plenty of Alka-Seltzer and that caused it to be less acidic, which meant that the kids could go swimming while the parents had a couple of drinks at the bar. You know, the water to wine there was fabulous, but then they stopped maintaining the pools and then the kids got all itchy and it wasn't a good thing. That was, that was the real beginning of the downfall of Jesus Land. I'm just saying. It's funny that the worst thing about that wasn't had to be that you had to get eaten by a Jesus to get into the park. Somehow that wasn't the worst part. Engineer, you can only fight Luffy if you can convince your containment specialist to send you, to send it over to your cell. And I don't think that's pretty likely just based on the current situation that it's still being checked in. So it's going to be a while before it even gets a cell, let alone any sort of transfer. So I think you're just going to have to pass that by. Star Fun Play. Thank you for your dono of 10 euros. What do humanoid SCP wear? Do they keep the clothes they had before getting contained? Do they wear D-class uniform? If it's in the latter, does the split child in humanoid anomalies as well? So, interesting question. And my thoughts on it is that they probably get a different color jumpsuit. It's the same jumpsuit, but it's a different color. My assumption is that my assumption, thinking in my brain plan, I would think it is a very kind of dark green. Kind of like a dark green. Let me look up color. Or let me see SCP anomaly jumpsuits. Let me see if somebody is fan-arting this already. Because no, I don't think they wear orange D-class jumpsuits, because then they would be easily mistaken. This person had cannons that they were all gray and white with accent colors. Oh, they would have to have access colors. Because we would have to know if they were a keter or a euclid. Because there is no safe humanoid anomaly. If it can think and if it can move, it's euclid by default. But, yeah, it doesn't look like there are any good artists doing a humid jumpsuit for anomalous humanoids. But let me look at a color wheel. My first thought is a denim blue jumpsuit. Some sort of light like doctorish blue light to navy blue. But something about that just doesn't read well. Oh, it's because it would mistake for possible security forces. And so I believe that we're going to give them a dark green. A forest green. That's the word I wanted earlier. Forest green. Forest green swatch. There we go. Big ol' forest green. Everyone knows what forest green is, but I'm still pulling it up just so you can see what I'm talking about. Move it on over. In front of this. Well, forest green. That is what we're talking about right there. Forest green. Very nice. So that's the color I think their jumpsuits are. Andre, how did the SCP Foundation discover that they're in a fictional universe? Very good question. It comes up very often. In fact, we have our own department of that. The department of pataphysics, Andre. The department of pataphysics. Pataphysics is the study of narrative layers. So if I write an SCP, then I am the god of that universe. And if I write that those SCP researchers write their own fictional story, then they are the gods of that universe. And I am the gods of both universes. And we call these narrative levels. And so pataphysics is our study of that both below and above. Comes up pretty often in the foundation verse. In fact, we just read yesterday's stream. SCP, I think it's 6584. And that's about us trying to influence the layer above us so they stop writing SCPs and therefore making a mess for us. It's both pataphysics and memetics in that way. Engineer, the fruit tasted bad. Just another reason that you should have waited for instructions and not eaten it. U-I-U, I hit Sherman's mic firewall. Good. I'm glad the recalibration worked after last night's Tom foolery. Chat, chat, chat, chat, chat. Have I ever played SCP secret laboratory? I have not. I played a lot of shooters in my day, but I have not gotten to SCPSL because since I've gotten to that point SCPSL sounds like SCPSL, which is a super cool uh, super cool pumpkin spice latte. That's what I think of that game right now for now on. It's a super cool pumpkin spice latte. Uh, SCPSL uh, I need to upgrade. Obviously you see I've got a laptop. And while that is good enough for gaming on its own if I wanted to do gaming streams then I would need a actual desktop and a rig. And so in the future, I'm looking forward to getting a rig together so we can do SCP gaming streams. But right now my technology is just not on par. The overseers need to raise the site budget is what it is. Gil Dragon Gamer. Hi Doc. Well hello back to you too and thanks for being a member of the Site 42 staff. Dr. Sherman have you ever gave Josie the cat the infinite pizza box? Of course not you don't give the cat a pizza. Yeah give it cat food. Come on now. You want it to get a belly ache? You want it to get constipated? It's a real pain in the cat for all that to happen. And yeah, we're not the ones who deal with it on our side but whoever does deal with it, I don't I don't envy them. So we pay it forward because if there's any entities like that on our end I hope they would do the same. Sir may I meet the other entities? Why do you keep, no stay in your cell engineer. You have not even tested for what your anomalous abilities now are. You stay put and think about what you've done. Hmm. Sherman what do you think about the chaos insurgency?  I think that the chaos insurgency. Oh no we gotta go. We're gonna steal all the anomalies.  Happy holidays to you too Guildragon Gamer and to every one of you. In case you weren't here at the beginning of the stream, welcome to our Eggnog and Eulog Q&A. I'm doing my best to keep up with the chat. I'm looking at the super chats where I can and I am reading us some Christmas themed SCPs where we enjoy our Eggnog. Doc, what's your favorite game? So my favorite games my two biggest favorite games are from the Super Nintendo era because I am an old and so that is Earthbound and Super Mario RPG. Love those two games. I think they are top tier. They are my favorite of all time. But then we come to, you know, more modern pieces. I enjoy Bioshock. Infinite is a game I platinumed. I have a huge fallout series fan and I'm a fake fan because I've only played the Bethesda games and New Vegas. I have not played the originals. But I do very much enjoy fallout 3 and fallout 4 as flawed as they may be. I love them to death. I love the atmosphere. I've platinumed both of those games and then Deathloop was super fun. I think it's underrated gem basically. It was popular for like a very quiet short bit. But I love a good time loop story. And it's little puzzles and setting things up were really good. I got to it too late so I never got to try the multiplayer because the servers were basically dead by that time. But I'm sure that was very fun too. And because of that yes I also like Dishonored. And then right now I am very much into the Yakuza series. Yakuza I discovered it because Yakuza 7 was free and I fell in love with it. And it's a Ichiban Kaska is hilarious. And that's why I went back and played Yakuza Zero. And now I'm playing Like a Dragon Gaiden and I'm looking forward to the next game coming out in January. I got to finish Like a Dragon Gaiden first. But they're so silly. All the way. It's lovely, lovely, lovely. Favorite games. Mamametta! Thank you for becoming a level 1 researcher. Welcome to the Site 42 staff. Engineer Chat, please help. Chat cannot help you from going crazy engineer. You made a mistake. Jinx Jackal Thank you for your donor of the Site 42 coffers. Make sure to grab yourself a jelly donut on your way past the cafeteria. Check in the chat check in the chat GRU Division P We are defending Dr. Sherman's microphone firewall from the UIU. I I think I am quite shocked to be receiving aid from the UIU. That is intensely confusing but anything can happen in a few days. I appreciate your service. Star Fun Play I miss this don't know. Somewhere I must have. But I'm glad I caught it now. What makes an SCP worthy of being able to freely wander the site? Are cooperation and not being dangerous to things that makes an SCP allow to leave itself freely or is it something else? So, very good question. There's no SCP that's allowed to wander freely. That is a myth. That is an early misinterpretation of foundation protocol. Real quick Arctic Wolf, thank you for your first don't know the Site 42 coffers. Get yourself some avocado toast on your way past the Site Commissary. Instead there's free time hours during the day for anomalies that are cooperative and unproblematic. If they can prove themselves to be that they're not going to try to escape then they are allowed some free time in the yard. It's...  And they go out and they do free time and fitness and sometimes their activities. We have a lounge and a library. That's where they can go play some games. No internet access. But they can play some games. They can watch some movies and DVDs. They don't have Netflix or Hulu or any series streaming services like that because again, no internet. We just heard about that kid who hacked the Grand Theft Auto 6 Intel from an Amazon Fire Stick and a cell phone. So no internet whatsoever for the anomalies. It's just the way it's got to be. But we have plenty of enrichment activities and board games. Oh my lord, there's so many board games.  That's our anomalies right there. They love them some board games or we make them love them some board games. Engineer, thank you chat. I'll be free. I'll never go back. I'm free. Hold on one second. Security, go catch the engineer and use the level 3 tranquilizers just in case. Yeah, very good. Thank you. Alright, no problems there. But to conclude Star Fun Play, yes. It is based on cooperation with tests with good behavior. They get a certain modicum of freedom. They can also earn enhancements to their quarters. So there's obviously a plain jail cell. It's not really a jail cell. It just seems like a jail cell, but it's not a jail cell. But we can give them some rugs. We can give them an armoire. We can give them some telly. As long as they don't act up. As long as they don't act up. Someone in the chat said that 049 was acting up. That's going to lose it some privileges. And it's already lost a lot of privileges. So yes, thank you for the question Star Fun Play and make sure to grab yourself a Star Sunday at the commentary on your way out. No, no, no. Oh, go ahead, promise. That's right. You go back to your cell engineer. Andre, what would happen if SCP-5000 meets SCP-001, the Gate Guardian? So I think it would be rather difficult for the Gate Guardian to meet 5,000 because 5,000 exists in a different plane. It exists in the Neuosphere. The combined intelligence of human thought and ideas. So because it exists in the Neuosphere I don't believe that it is capable of interacting with the Gate Guardian in any conceivable fashion. Meaning that we will not be able to test that hypothetical. I'm sorry to say. Dupless2004, thank you for your don't know. Your fifth don't of the save for two coffers. Make sure to go get yourself a hot I'll say a chili dog. Not even a hot dog. I'll upgrade you to a chili cheese dog over at the commissary. How would the foundation react to an engineer from the alien franchise? So you make me interested because to me an engineer is just an engineer but in the alien franchise is an engineer a specific thing. Okay. I see, alright. That's what we're talking about. The engineers also notice pilots after the individual discovered on LV-426 Space Jogies, Oceans, or Malacac were an ancient extraterrestrial species of unknown origin. They possessed some of the most advanced technology in the entire galaxy with special emphasis placed on their skill engineering. Credited with the creation of humankind, engineers were believed to have been beneficial creators of sorts who sailed the stars, terraforming primate mortals, celestial bodies and seeding them with the foundation to biological life. So they were revered as gods by the species they created. So I imagine that were this to be the case of a foundation interacting with the engineers I would imagine that they would A. it would need to be a future foundation we'd have to be in one of the sci-fi cannons and in the sci-fi cannons that would mean to me that probably we would try to learn from them the secrets of our existence oh! we have an SCP like this in the 7000s oh oh oh oh wait a minute um space let me go to the 7000s let's duplicate that run into the 7000s bam alright I have no idea how to we like travel out into space into space into space into space and finally we find our creators and we have to nope that's not it yeah we go out for space and we go forever and ever and ever and we can't find anything we can't find anything and finally we do find something it's like a race of creators and it like does stuff and they tell us like oh you have to like be stay not developed or something like that uh either way we would probably either get in a fight with them or learn from them I wish I knew what SCP that was there's just so many of them Arctic Wolf I believe I have anomalous bad luck you know that is something that you can probably get solved if you go over to the conclusion they dealt with luck pretty extensively I am certain they should have some care for that Arctic Wolf engineer why am I a woman well that is a that's a very interesting question I do not have any idea why is this metaphysical like that you were born a woman and you need to understand your purpose from your chosen deity of choice is this that the eating the fruit you a woman I don't know there's a lot of different roads this could go I'm gonna need more information I'm back out of containment I'm running straight to get for the cafeteria you're kidding me I'm sitting here confounding on the morality of your womanhood and you're just using that as a reason to run away oh you're going back in your box engineer rude rude rude rude rude rude Sherman what do you think about the foundation's opinion is what do you think the foundation's opinion is about the town of night veil from the podcast welcome to night veil what the foundation do if it were in the same universe so to my knowledge Lanchester arts I think that the city of night veil is pretty well self contained versus I mean besides desert bluffs I think it's we got that a thing going on let me let me go the wiki on night veil itself radio show oh wow that's a big thanks Wikipedia I understand you want money but sheesh hosting character narrator night veil tell me about the town tell me about the town alright fandom wiki we'll have to trust you on this one fictional town of night veil faithless old woman dog part recreation center clock tower owl records episodes feature character home explore main page night veil most viewed podcast world of night veil okay timeline ancient times there are gods women from Italy distant prince glow cloud all right let's look at actual night veil old night veil opera house okay Cecil Palmer visits Europe in the late 1800s city council future site of night veil doesn't bluffs is not yet more than a large featureless desert okay but now I can click night veil as a city and that's what I wanted friendly desert community where the sun is hot the moon is beautiful and mysterious lights pass overhead while everyone pretends to sleep history life organizations notable locations communities parks museums businesses roads residents nothing about anomalies here American Southwest empty desert near desert bluffs so pretty simple I believe that we do not need to do much to contain night veil because it seems pretty self-contained in the desert I'm sure we would keep a perimeter and detour roads that go toward it permanently and it's been around for a while so that's probably been the case for a while any surveyors who go into the area travelers we got to turn them around but probably we just we study it I wouldn't be shocked if there's a resident of night veil and desert bluffs too that are simply foundation agents who are just keeping tabs and sending intel out yeah that tracks I think that's a pretty good head cannon there thank you for the question that was a good one engineer no I think the fruit made me a woman why do I have dragon wings now so a woman dragon well I think you ought to be on the lookout for any donkeys then might be a bit of a situation you get yourself into engineer I'm not cleaning up that mess we I'm flying going towards a wall that's about it's how I expected that to go for you so I saw the 096 pickin lived am I an SCP article for that's the case then you only have so much time left but instead I believe that the picture you saw was fraudulent maybe an artistic interpretation because only the real thing counts Andre if Team Fortress 2 PC game were an SCP how would it be contained so we have plenty of anomalous PC games and we keep them contained by keeping them off downloading sites and so we have our web trackers keep track of the game and take them down and report them every time they get put back up that's how we manage that anyways now oh real quick looking at the chat we are just close to tripling the amount of viewers with our likes so if you're a new viewer and you haven't liked yet go hit those likes so we hit 240 at 243 and we more triple our viewer count with likes that would be a very good achievement for the site 42 staff Team Fortress 2 PC game were an SCP so once it were actively contained that would be when we would start to run tests on a version of it in our on-site computers disconnected from the network or maybe with a land setup of several computers that can interact but not with the outside world or our systems we're not making that mistake again and letting an anomalous game get into our systems that would be not ideal and that's how we would handle that very easy to keep it from the public and to keep testing on it no problems there out of my head anyways I'm in the cafeteria did you break through the wall do I need to call our super cool our super carpentry our super carpentry pros do I need to call our super carpentry pros because you broke a wall rude very rude you'll never get me alive well we could get you dead that doesn't bother me none you've caught another mess today by disobeying orders ow I don't feel so good that's what you get from breaking a wall and making me call the super carpentry pros why do I keep running into stuff you tell me you could just sit comfortably in your cell and you'd have no problems instead you're turning into a dragon and breaking walls I think it's pretty rude lancestor arts thank you for answering Sherman if you're able to answer another question of mine what about the foundation think of the Magnus Institute so the Magnus Institute are very interesting because I believe that we would work with them from time to time they seem not anomalous to me so far and they seem to be studiers of the anomalous they're not as good as we are you know those stuffy brits that they're gonna do but you know well we probably work with them from time to time trade information they're not really containing the anomalies as well much as just logging them so at the end of the day they're not as I wouldn't consider them as competent as we need them to be oh the view looks nice from up here get in the box engineer you are you're ruining Christmas you're ruining Christmas with your antics oh no Reggie escaped from the box again oh no no no Reggie earned a day pass for the holiday don't you worry about that Reggie has taken a nice little adventure we got him we gave him we gave him a little scavenger hunt to keep him occupied right now he's probably half way into the archives at the bottom of the lowest basement of the foundation site and when he gets there he's gonna find out that the clue is hidden in the last book of the last initial of the third section so it's not at the very very end he's gonna have to go back to the third section which means he's gonna have to go all the way back up to the top floor of the archive again and we tricked him and then he's gonna be going up and down there for a while we got him covered I'll never get in the oh I'm ruining Christmas see get in the box and we'll even wrap it very nicely like Christmas there you go see it's right there oh my word we're almost up to 100 viewers and only 250 likes side 42 staff hit that like button let's triple our likes to our viewers we got this let's hit that 300 we're getting close Vixy Victacious our children able to work at the foundation asking for a friend of course so it is you know we have researcher James age five but he was grandfathered and it was a whole time travel thing he was a normal guy and he got de-aged and he's still acting like a five-year-old but we still let him write documents because we kind of feel bad for him and then we do need children D-class to test the anomalies that only affect children so if you know any good hangouts for homeless children we're always hiring engineers stop stop being sad you're not ruining Christmas you're just being a hassle and if you get back in your box we'll send you some eggnog and you'll have a everything will be fine it's Christmas after all you can't ruin Christmas it's impossible Christmas is amazing it's unruinable unruinable 260 likes and 90 viewers you get 10 more likes we will triple it 20 likes is SCP-096 racist no it doesn't talk it doesn't have opinions feasibly it could be it's never said anything so we couldn't really tell the difference that is a situation engineer engineer what do you need to not give me sad faces and much at you can't be sad on Christmas there's rules against that and we at the foundation love rules we follow them they're important to us so no sad faces on Christmas we gotta turn that smile on an upside down and I mean no turn the frown upside down keep the smile what would happen if 254 is placed in SCP-3008 Andre I do not know what 254 is let me have a look see look see duplicate 254 I don't know this anomaly anymore what's it called employee of the month what does the employee of the month do for us SCP-254 is a rectangular wooden black measuring 22 centimeters by 30 centimeters weighing approximately 1.5 kilograms on the front of the black is an empty brass picture holder as well as a printed metal plate with a black background and coat colored letters reading employee of the month but what does it do where it was discovered it's hung on a wall of a work period for more people 254-1 will appear soon afterward 254-1 will arrive either at the end of the next designated break period or at the beginning of the following work shift in corporeal variable gender, age, name, race, and appearance able to manipulate objects in the manner similar to that of a normal human of average strength and coordination will adopt the appearance and persona of a model employee image of 254 there's been 8 by 10 glossy filigraf photograph fills the empty picture holder change to tell 254 is moved to a new location photograph cannot be removed from the picture holder by any known means whether it be torn or ripped doing so in aggressive or purposeful manner results in a violent reaction of 254-1 cheerful demeanor at all times able to carry on conversations about the weather traffic, night TV shows, sports, or other such topics discuss topics of which present individuals have no knowledge because it wants to be a nice guy assigned to work in the air do not appear alarmed by 254-1s in corporeal nature meet all tasks quickly and efficiently effective employee until the end of the following month after the month of pass if it is not removed it will begin to degrade in performance beginning with an unhelpful attitude and forgetfulness if it is not removed it will become worse and worse employee until fired firing can be represented by moving the plaque for the wall or informing 254-1 of its termination well it seems like it would just be a pretty good Ikea employee for a month before it got weird and since the Ikea employees are not what we like it wouldn't be about that I don't think we should do that I'm keeping my head in the wall I'm keeping my head in the wall well engineer if keeping your head in the wall makes you happy on Christmas who am I to stop you how about we just put a nice little festive Christmas wreath around your head and then everyone will have a happy Christmas there we go this is not a question but I hope you have a good day and week and year and never give up on yourself because you're an amazing person and keep going on your YouTube channel thank you zen try hard I appreciate your appreciation very much how would you eat a baby if you could eat a baby if you could eat a baby why are we trying to eat a baby does anyone want to eat a baby nobody that I know wants to eat a baby unless it's veal that is where people want to eat there may be cows but it's still a baby so yeah if I had to pick one it would be that because then it's a not a human baby that's the one I choose for that reason yes this is what Sherman wished for for Christmas all I want for Christmas for those goddamn trees to scream wouldn't it be nice all of our dreams all of our dreams are held in all of our hearts and all of our dreams have the power to make the trees scream spirit bomb of tree screaming give me strength to make the trees scream we'll give it a try next time that's a new test to try out oh hey rat I'm naming you ready you live your best life ratty I've been hearing some gossip around the foundation of an SCP-1 is it true well I know we have an SCP-001 multiple of them and I know we have an SCP SCP uh 0000 so the question then becomes is there an SCP-1 and how would you denote an SCP-1 on the SCP wiki I guess the quickest way to do so is to go SCP-1 yeah the thing is when you look up SCP-1 you just get SCP-1 it doesn't actually uh so let me put an SCP-1 there we go negative 001 is in the sandbox negative 1 in Amino negative 1 in Amino so no there is no SCP-1 oh whoa wait a minute SCP-1-J containment class safe correction thomial correction neutralized special containment procedures SCP-1-J was to have been kept in a containment cell approximately 5 meters on all sides and protected by 20 members of Mobile Task Force Navela 24 codename Ice Bears at all times description SCP-1-J designated a Krylon brand aerosol can containing approximately a half liter of a paint-like substance designated SCP-1-J dash beta this paint-like substance was approximately 20% of the mass in of ordinary pain in coloration the SCP-1-J beta substance was colorless and odorless it was approximately 100% transparent when applied to a surface or mixed into a substance SCP-1-J was able to be seen clearly through with the same diffraction as the surrounding environment be it air, water, or vacuum as if it didn't exist at all how this process occurred is unknown SCP-1-J beta testing log that's not terribly wrong the SCP-1-J beta substances to be applied to a wooden plank result the wooden plank became invisible ooh, notes wooden plank incinerated due to being a tripping hazard parameters the substance was to be stirred into water the water became invisible notes water exposed to the substance tastes like an ordinary paint water parameters the substance is to be applied to a sheet of lead approximately 1 meter in height and width and approximately 5 centimeters in thickness after the substance has been applied is to be tested for radiation blocking capabilities pardon result, lead became invisible notes D-class personnel reported feeling itchy and light-headed while the lead sheet stood between her and a sample of Krypton 85 approximately 10 kilograms in weight cause of symptoms unknown parameters the substance is to be applied to a steel M1 helmet after the substance has been applied is to be tested for ballistic protection capabilities result, helmet became invisible notes note paint flaked off of the helmet being shot repeatedly with pistol-calible ammunition helmet did not appear to be dented from tactile examination D-class sustained concussion I don't really think we need to have a D-class wear the helmet to test it but not my project, not my problem that's what I say I'm sitting up straighter now, I'm going to give you guys a little more there we go perfect parameters, the substance is applied to a printed copy of a memetic kill agent after the substance has been applied is to be tested for memetic kill properties result, the meme became invisible notes D-class test reported no effect, safe or confusion D-class terminated by facility guard anyway to maintain regular quota good, good policy that's exactly how we do it, not wasteful at all parameters, the substance is to be applied to the body of SCP-096 the shy guy after the substance has been applied is tested for reaction result, 096 became invisible notes, D-class tester told to stare in direction of SCP-096 but was not attacked upon the success of this test, 096 has been released out into the wild due to no longer posing any threat whatsoever and being completely harmless substance reclassified to thomial parameters the substance is to be applied to SCP-049 the plague doctor after the substance has been applied is to be tested for reaction result, 049 became invisible notes the present location of 049 is unknown several staff have dropped dead and become zombies it is unknown if these phenomena are linked what, what site is this at what, what, what site is doing this parameters the substance is to be applied to a piece of paper containing the written designation of the entity symbolized by unknown unknown, I'm not falling for that again not falling for that it, it's, it's name is Morse code that's all we say about it after the substance has been applied is to be tested for provocation ability result, paper became invisible notes, the entity manifested inside of the testing chamber became confused and left but not before grabbing the D-class tester present anyway, we're pretty sure it doesn't know about this entry parameters the paint was to be applied to SCP nothing-J result the object was affected notes, right later parameters, the substance is to be applied to approximately one pill of SCP-500 the panacea after the substance has been applied is to be tested for efficacy result the pill was invisible notes, location of pill unknown possibly dropped and transferred from testing chamber wasteful these people are wasteful parameters the substance is to be applied to the body of SCP-347, the invisible woman after the substance has been applied is to be tested for reaction result, unknown researcher K has reported that his car keys were missing sometime during the test possibly leakage of paint there's some people who say law foundation is a slur but I think things are getting pretty law foundation around here parameters, the substance is to be applied to the body of an instance of SCP-363 not sent to beats after the substance has been applied is to be tested for reaction ostensibly result, ostensibly the 363 instance became invisible notes, due to no light touching the instance the instance ostensibly mutated rapidly and breached containment ostensibly, 12 dead ostensibly, 53 wounded location unknown oh, yep, here we go here we go, doing the stupidest thing we could possibly do parameters the substance is to be applied to the body of SCP-682 hard to kill reptile after the substance has been applied is to be tested for reaction result SCP-682 instance became invisible notes, due to no light touching the instance the instance ostensibly mutated rapidly and breached containment oh, no, no, no 682 is no longer detected is presumed to be neutralized D-Glass position in the testing chamber also disappeared the reason for this is unknown parameters, the substance is to be applied to the body of SCP-173 the statue after the substance has been applied is to be tested for reaction result not applicable, see below notes, SCP-1-J has run out of SCP-1-J-beta for use in testing SCP-1-J reclassified to neutralized think 343 we were going to put invisibility paint on the statue we have to see or it kills us who is researcher K the head of this testing because no come on go what what kind of yeah overall I think this one is uh I like it I will give that one an update which brings it to 50 updates right so that was a long way of saying yes we do have a rumored SCP-1-J but it has been neutralized there you go right, oh we have a super chat and the chat is flying no ratty redacted, ratty gone, ratty back engineer you just keep living your life in with your friend ratty in there, you enjoy that wall Merry Christmas to ya Andre does the wanderers library have a story of Santa Claus that is a great question and it's something we should look for on the wanderers library real quick which I hear is working a lot better than the SCP wiki right now apparently it has been spared from wiki dot's problems Santa Claus wanderers library collection of extraordinary ties hidden from ordinary eyes is this Santa related control F Santa, alright Santa has mentioned twice in this article but was your question about it being contained a story of Santa Claus, okay so yes Andre the answer to your question is called toys on the wanderers library and it is a story with Santa talking looks like a note from Santa beyond that oh no oh no oh there's a tale on the SCP wiki called Santa Claus procedures part one does it have a part two part three oh it goes to part two it goes to part two and then we go down okay so part three hasn't been written yet uh ooh zal cryptid excellent artist if you're not following zal on twitter you should check that out zal does good art for scp stuff so yeah there's a two part Santa Claus procedures on the scp wiki if you want to check that out as well we have a lot of Santa going on on scp and wanderers library both it seems ratty gone I will get revenge for ratty casually beats the little dragon aren't you the little dragon you are you are the dragon though I am very confused by your situation engineer you're the best Lanchester arts thank you for answering my former questions uh another is what would the foundation think of the Winchester's do you think they work with them or something else due to how the brothers deal with things so as a fan of the supernatural series myself uh to the point where I played a D&D game based in the Dresden universe and my character was basically Dean Winchester um from that I would say that the foundation is very much more like the men of letters and like the secrecy aspect and the technological aspect and all the research and stuff and so they probably would look down on the hunters uh these uh podunk uh bumpkins messing things up for the people who are smart and with that in mind also I think it would be really fun uh one thing the foundation verse doesn't have that it could be fun to have is a uh on the ground hunters network because the para watch wiki they are the closest thing we have to that but they're just a bunch of nerds online on a message board sharing what are scary monsters and they don't know if they're real or not it would be cool to have like some independent hunters network do in the uh ground level anomalous threats that'd be cool hobby god I'm hobby my friends love your videos well thank you very much hobby and your friends honestly scp 4666 is a mood what does that mean keo what does that mean how is scp 4666 a mood how is the yule man who abducts children murders their families and turns their bones into toys or very specifically has the other children turn the children's bones into toys how is that a mood what mood would that be keo what mood would that be I think it's 4666 in disguise I think we need to go to its location ping that IP right now and hunt it down I don't trust it random fun god thank you for your don't own to the site 42 coffers first one of the night so make sure you pick yourself up some fun yens at the site 42 commissary on your way by doctor Sherman I love your content please recognize me oh and also can you say bend over well I mean bend over is a very good friend of the stream he might be a little behind the times but we always stand a nice solid showing from bend over how many times have you trying to make the tree scream if only I could count that if only I could count the ways I've tried to make that pernicious pine screams too many and still not enough and so we continue and we will continue till it screams thank you for your donation no that was just a question thank you for your question I answered that one for free because it was important to know hey Sherman after being green lit on the official wiki dot is it immediately for the draft phase or should I wait a few days the SCP in question is my original idea so the scp writing process in a very quick brief nutshell number one you gotta sign up for the scp wiki and that means you gotta sign up for wiki dot first people forget that you gotta sign up for wiki dot and have an account then you gotta get an account for the scp branch next and you gotta get a membership for the sandbox people don't often remember that so that's three memberships you gotta have just to start your process then you get your idea green lit and your idea being green lit once it's done that means that someone said hey that's a pretty good idea I've never heard of it on the wiki you could probably do something creative with that that's good stuff then you start writing and so you write your first draft and then once you're done with your first draft you probably write your second draft after that you edit it you make sure it's clean and once you think that the article is good enough for posting that's when you show it to someone for crit you wanna give someone whether it's a friend who likes writing with some expertise or a friend in the scp community you wanna make sure whoever is giving you crit is qualified to give you crit if they're just gonna tell you whatever you wanna hear if they don't know anything about writing or if they don't know anything about scp probably not gonna be the best critter but once you have a qualified critter you give them the best possible version of your article and then they give you notes and you pick if you wanna do things with that or not and you go and you fix up your article the best of your ability you wanna do maybe two, three rounds of crit if you're a first time author that means maybe you get one person the first time change it another person and the same person you get it to a couple people and that way you get a good amount of feedback you can also use the feedback forums if you don't have any friends who can write that's not uncommon not many people are writers so you can check that out and once you get your critique done and once you have a final copy then you post it so yeah that's a quick and dirty version of the posting process random fun god oh my god thanks for recognizing me can you say your opinion on British people and tea so I love tea I love tea from all sorts of the world I loved various flavors of tea big tea drinker myself I am mostly on the positive I enjoy British television I enjoy British comedies I enjoy British dramas and stuff like that a lot of the entertainment value is good I think the food gets a bad rap I think there is good British food out there people just need to pay attention and get the right stuff um the only British people I don't like are the turfs I am against the turfs they're not fun they're not far enough to call it turf island because that's a that downplays the actual good allies who are there but that's what we roll with scrolling down the chat Andre what are your thoughts on scp4010 well let me find out my thoughts on scp4010 first I go to series 5 then I scroll down to the 41's then I was wrong then I scroll back up because it was 40, 10 attempt to look at what we accomplished welcome to skip net please submit your logging credentials March 18, 2023 Mady Sailor have a nice day Madeline Sailor to do propositions such as single individual for project Kronos an attempt to establish complete chronological timeline you can choose to climb but by accepting your agreement complete confidentiality time travel tonight how interesting it seems to be a theme of this and the Lennox Mutual show at time is a very prominent concept this holiday season you know we should think about time we have a limited amount but we don't know how much that is it could be altered by tragedy or by good health keeping it could be longer but is the one thing that we all have the same thing we deal with is dealing with time and using our time wisely what is using our time wisely means enjoying life it means helping others because helping others enriches their lives and usually they'll enrich yours right back very interesting a lot to think about with time this season anyways back to 40 10 I need time how urgent is this very I see I accept research established timeline of documented history as complete as possible including anomalous events for this you have the entire foundation database will be unlocked to you with the acceptance of files that have already been ruled out as unrelated and or positively kind of hazardous 01 will be locked until you ask permission so just you have the basics by then as it may complicate things a little project 123 write a new message that's a lot okay that's on on on on conducting research basic setup didn't sleep to start the recording proper day must have gone through like of 100 sdp files are 50 running down have a problem years don't match response finally came reality shift doctor scranton why are you doing this to me did you react so how did you invent the reality anchor nearly 70 years before you were born are there more of you your relative how do I I should have a set another day in the beginning the founding of our foundation how do I miss that time travel time travel going down so much going on wow we have at least five giant slimes taking a break on day 23 day 30 106 magic thaumatology you know the break on day 50 cognitive hazard 2 months 2 months of past to reach 20% I'm starting to appreciate the random scp button wait the GOC did what a chair they put a chair into a wood chipper am I getting this right that's hilarious I mean it is horrible that we have to contain this anomaly now 2399 so it's just it's just going over all of the scp it's like a retrospective going down stagnating lots of going down I mean I love this meta garbage so I can already tell you without finishing it that I probably like this because I love when things reference things and I run down a and it looks like this person is going insane which is also really funny and going down a bunch of horror writers how rude you're going to have to do it again no no it's a loop it's a loop how strange even a skim I know that's pretty cool so thank you Andre for pointing that out to me much appreciated sir may I become a scientist or I have a gun now engineer you need to calm down with all of this monkey business you're doing man oh my word lord D you still haven't gone through your booking as an anomaly you just turned anomalous by eating a fruit against orders so you're going to have to wait on that whole transfer to a scientist Sherman you are an absolute pine cone an insult where I'm from if you think I'll scream many times soon the only thing you can do to make me scream would be to rip away each and every leaf I have off that's just what you want me to think I'm not falling for your tricks that would be a waste of a test I'm scratching that test off the list we had it planned but now we're not going to because we know that's what you want us to do we're not falling for your funny tricks tree what would happen if you put scp 173 in one of those hydraulic press videos so there's nothing that says that 173 is undestroyable in fact concrete rebar hydraulic press hydraulic press versus concrete and reinforced concrete let's have a little let's get to the good stuff so this is what happens if we put hydraulic press into there you go we're doing research like real scientists right now well that wasn't difficult at all meanwhile and by the way shout out to youtuber crazy hydraulic press with 1.13 million subscribers that's who that video is from let's make sure we give them some love and if you need a new hydraulic press youtuber that's who we just witnessed a couple seconds of there and on top of that if we go to q i y i tech kiwi tech then we can get rebar being crushed by hydraulic press and so let's get to the part where they turn that sucker on there we go that didn't crush very well at all did we already get up on the rebar man y'all were pretty easy with that spring eight ball soda bottle man so let's see that one more time i just did not care about being crushed so what that tells me uh thank you kiwi tech we just discovered that scp 173 would not be destroyed by a press like that now here's the thing while i wonder i'm gonna look one more time for rebar because we know the concrete would be destroyed rebar hydraulic press so that's the one we watched is there another one it looks like we'd have to use a different hydraulic tool like a hydraulic vice or a metal bender but so depending on the size of the hydraulic press and the pressure and the angle of the press we could bend the rebar depends on if the anomalous energy factor is in the concrete or the rebar or both maybe destroying the concrete would be enough to deactivate the anomaly maybe it's in the rebar itself and the concrete is just a case um maybe it's a frosty the snowman situation where it was the spray paint that brought it to life but regardless uh we would not do that test because we would not destroy an anomaly because then we can't research it anymore it's outside of foundation protocols anyways but an interesting hypothetical in case it had to go down thank you dream dev youtube for that question uh dr zez out of all of the scp's you've written which is your favorite oh that's a tough question because obviously i love my little scp boys and so author page if i were to consider my scp's at a ranking probably hmm so i know for a fact that jim look is not my favorite and i know for a fact that hair growth by dedo are not my favorite i like them both of course they're just not like that top tier scp of my stories uh cake by the ocean is not one of my favorites uh it's between death of the author what i did for love ignorance is bliss and the ballad of jim bizio so between 3086 2700 dashi x ignorance is bliss is a tale and then 5886 and i think as iconic as george the chinchilla is i don't think that would be my number one what i did for love i had a lot of good feelings but i think i like the good feelings in jim bizio more personally so i think that knocks out what i did for love even though it's my highest rated article and between ignorance is bliss and the ballad of jim bizio 58 5886 i think i would obviously every time you ask me this my reasoning is gonna change but today my reasoning is gonna go with the ballad of jim bizio and i'm basing that solely because then head to head between ignorance is bliss and the ballad of jim bizio there's one or two things in ignorance is bliss that i would fix if i went back and wrote it but for jim bizio i can't think of anything i would want to adjust so that is where i'm at on that today it might change next time you ask me back to the chat i'm a breaker may i make a snowstorm so we can have a white christmas well i would say that if you wanted to do that if you are at a foundation site and if you are making sure not to cause a weather pattern issue with the locals then i don't think that that's a problem just don't you know break the veil we don't want the locals catching on to us for your five dollar first donut of the channel message retracted so i thank you for the goodness of your heart there i guess make sure to grab yourself some mold cider on your way past the commissary you're itchy i can eat through anything dr sherman not limited to anything i've eaten bedrock well that's just like mr hunger the scp scp is it mr hunger or mr hungry mr mr hungry is his name scp 913 so yeah we know how to do with that don't worry about that you're fine time keep hello dr sherman have an amazing holiday sir you too time keep you too Admiral saline interesting question would it be possible for a person to be digitized ie through some pranked by gamers against weed how would the scp deal with them so this has happened from time to time certain anomalies have this power for sure one of them is goat vr which is 5045 but that's just a video game that eats you and so i'm sorry what no no there's not a patreon for this you're not real phew okay it's unrelated to oh leave in that whoops bad choice where was i scp 5045 will digitize you and turn you into a goat which isn't fun for you um there is an scp first person shooter that like turned four people into game characters who teleport around uh and they kill people in real life because they think they're in a game and so i'm trying to find uh yeah scp 2639 video game violence relers to a file that manifests as a one kilometer cubic volume wherein anomalous entities and objects materialize then dematerialize one to two hours later the imperceptible barrier around 2639 prevents instances of 2639-a from leaving the area three human entities equipped with anomalous weaponry and armor each entity exhibit superhuman speed, strength endurance, injury and perceived no pain or discomfort uh this gets three people who got digitized into a game and are teleported around the world and they're like they think they're playing a game but they can't get out and they're actually killing people and then we turn them into a task force uh it's a really good story so enjoy uh 2639 it's a very good read uh so that's two examples of scps that digitize you that aren't even involving gamers against weed so that's something to think about there Kenny McCormick is there any cat scps well you got uh josey the half cat that's an easy one and then there's the cat that falls down the well and there's a uh bunch of other ones like that uh if you type in scp spacebar cat into google you will find them all master welcome back sorry I forgot to write my question the last one oof yo dr sherbin what's the best way to escape a containment cell asking for a friend the best way to escape a containment cell is to not escape the containment cell any escaping of the containment cell is suboptimal so no your friend what would happen if online images of scp 096 is released in public Andre a lot of people would perish which we don't want and we would have to go bag it again and put it back which is annoying and cost inhibitive and then we would need to uh scrub that image from the internet that would be the uh three prongs of fixing the issue we are down to the last 10 to 20ish minutes of our dr sherman christmas eve office hours so make sure that you uh get your questions in super chats in and such quick as we wind down this offer hours can I call a furry an scp your average furry is just a normal human being therefore they are not actually anomalous in any way so no you can't call them an scp in good faith however we do have our scp furry division the mobile task furries and we had to form the mobile task furries with their tactical fur suits because of scp 3 3 1 2 wiki dot cooperate with me wiki dot wiki dot gosh darn it wiki dot 3 3 1 2 there we go titled ooh what's this and this is a amateur entrepreneurial group accelerate the future henceforth referred to as ATF and they made a meme that turns people into furries but it usually breaks their brain and makes them feral so uh and that happened to the creator of the meme too and that's why the mobile task furries with their tactical fur suits had to go take them down because the meme didn't affect real furries ergo they uh pardon had problems there is there a gay scp well the scp community is very lgbtq friendly so there are a lot of articles that are gay in one way or another now it's not nearly that many as the angry chuds of the internet will make you believe but yes it's an inclusive community and people like to write stories about their own experience and of the creators that are lgbtq they write what they know um let me see if real quick without getting into a situation that is terrible no i did not mean that google do what i said so in the ship in a bottle cannon clef and kondraki are dating um jude from gamers against weed phail wilson from wilson's wildlife solutions are both trans clef is ace in the ship in a bottle cannon researcher james talaran and draven kondraki are dating in most of their appearances iris dark of marshal carter and darkest trans is a romantic asexual that's scp 076 doesn't recognize gender or attraction 113 and 6113 are both transitioning anomalies uh and that's just the beginning there's not like a oh 3540 is the grim reaper is gay so yeah there's a fair amount it's not limited it's not a majority because that's not what most people talk about for funsies but the ones who do the ones who do going back to the chat dr sherman is an scp well if that's the case you can't prove anything so ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta wane glensky bro some naked guy at my yard tfi do you should do a reverse dot you should do a home alone you gotta pull a home alone right now you gotta set up some traps before he gets in you gotta arm yourself protect yourself uh you are in imminent danger so uh yeah do not let that old man in otherwise this is this is his time of year it's not gonna go for it not gonna go good for you it's gonna be a bad time we do not want to have a bad time doo doo doo doo doo what if josey the half cat finds its other half would they hang out i cannot imagine that to be the case uh but i don't i mean i mean i guess they smell the same so they would like be biologically uh like how cats are friends with their siblings except when they're not it's up in the air plus it's not like josey's back half can like do the same social interactions that the front half can i mean maybe they can still rub on each other side to side and stuff cat friends cat friends going down the chat going down the chat is the tree screaming yet no it's not and we're pissed about that dr sherman i have an anomaly what are you going to do about it you know you said that several times in this stream in certain name here 6a4 and i gotta tell ya it's a bad idea confessing in a foundation stream the mobile task forces are right outside your location i've been ignoring you till now that way you were not ready for them but now they're ready for you have fun oh you just jumped down dr sherman can scps have kids so i guess i mean there are plenty of anomalous animals and human beings and they are perfectly capable of pregnancy and child bearing the same as non anomalous humans whether they pass on their anomaly or not that is not at all well studied because we normally don't let it happen in our viewing so i mean it's more common with anomalous animals because they pass it down like that but for human beings it's not like x-men genetic like very clear even in x-men it's random if they end up with powers or not what would happen if an immortal looked at scp 096 well if you cannot die due to physical harm then it will keep it will keep goring you yeah it's not going to stop because even if someone else looked at it it's got to finish with you first and you can't die so i guess it's eternity of pain and torment for you no bad times prepper chris thank you for being a member and can scp 500 override o death if taken before o death i just need to confirm o death what are we talking about here 2935 that's a cactus article that's very long um let's see if we can get a leconic going on leconic no scp 2935 object class keter leconic containment procedures scp 2935 has been sealed with concrete leconic description scp 2935 is a cave leading to an alternate mention which everything in the world suddenly died of no noticeable cause no decomposition occurs everything is just dead gathering dust at the end is revealed a twist that this is one of potentially many other dead dimensions when someone comes out of the cave back into a healthy dimension it does the same thing to them so that it's contagious it's dimensionally contagious so to our knowledge 500 has not failed to cure anything um and so with that in mind i would happen upon the ideal i believe that 500 has never failed and that tells me that it could probably keep you alive but you would be the only one to live so the whole dimension would be uh and then you are left over which doesn't sound super fun catching up in the chat catching up in the chat does anyone that works at the foundation get paid most definitely of course we get paid but we you know we live on site in a secret bunker or a secret campus hidden away so it's not that we can get a done with a large amount of money now food and lodging is covered we have the commissary we have the different off-shoot foundation fast food chains uh karaoke night is always a blast but the most important thing is that when you retire now obviously retiring is less likely than saying dying in the line of battle but those who make it to retirement it's a process of taking amnestics being programmed with new memories and a new civilian job or maybe just a fine retirement and you're given a house uh money depending on your pay rate at the foundation and how much you've made and how much you deserve a higher rank will get you more promising living outside of the foundation uh if you're just like a janitor you're gonna have an okay life we're gonna make sure you're set it's just not gonna be like lavish but yes that'll uh that's the vibe there we get paid but it's more in I mean what do we do with money until we get out anyways and by then we don't remember if Kirby was an SCP how would you contain it I'd put it in the room with the infinite cakes because A there's infinite cakes and it keeps eating them and then we're fine or B the infinite cakes uh do not work because they have to be eaten by a human and therefore more of them spawn but Kirby doesn't care about that so Kirby keeps eating the infinite infinite cakes and it stays in the room and the cakes are taken care of two ketters one cake done contained like a boss that's why I'm the number one containment specialist in the foundation number one in the clockworks well Jack Lupin thank you for being a member I believe that you'd end up with an animatronic or maybe a springtrap suit some sort of upgrade of that or if you put it downgraded you get like a stuffed animal or a damaged stuffed animal without the stuffing like a empty build-a-bear you don't think that's a real SCP your local idiot the enigmatic baby is 734 a real entity or this is some made-up off-lore stuff oh it is known as the baby alright I've never heard of the enigmatic baby what is SCP 734 internet tell me about it in the archives any staff entering containment area must be contained in hazmat suits no physical contact with the baby blood to be drawn via arterial catheter once daily amount to be determined to be evaluated monthly handler standing by at all times in hazmat gear male human infant 7-8 months of age normal development health for childhoods aged no mutations any human tissue making contact with 734 will begin to rapidly break down and flake away this effect is most often triggered by skin dishing contact but SCP 734 can cause the effect flaking will begin to contact 2 hours after exposure spread the rate of 0.5mm per minute the means by which the flaking occurs is unknown is no form of viral bacterial or chemical agents or passed between 734 and the subject cells begin to lose physical cohesion small batch of tissue begin to peel away inflakes well I hate that eaten away, non-infectious nature of the effect and low survivability rate blood drawn has a very high strategic value oh my god we use baby blood for assassinations wow oh I didn't even know we were that dark one drop of baby blood in someone's drink and they are toasted oh that's messed up and we have a tale of using it as a weapon we taught it to be an agent wacky fun alright that was an interesting read thank you for pointing out to me this most unlikely named anomaly the enigmatic baby I really thought there wasn't an enigmatic baby you surprised me with that one what does SCP 999 taste like would it be different for everyone I am pretty sure that the taste is uh different between tasters because scent yeah because the surface of 999 emits a pleasing odor that differs with whoever it is interacting with recorded sense include chocolate, fresh laundry, bacon, roses, and play-doh so yes I imagine that taste would also differ from person to person Jack Lupin can 1471 escape from the app I do not believe that's the case uh oh because I also there's a great if you haven't seen the redacted scp web series put out by lot one productions they do an episode a live action episode on mallow that is pretty good and it looks like every time someone downloads the mallow app they get a slightly different iteration of mallow almost like their shinigami from death note how they're different uh and so yeah you look at 1471 on their web series it's a very interesting interpretation unless that's actually what it is here okay yeah so it doesn't say if they are different instances or the same but and by the way we are in the last 10 minutes of my phone battery and that means we are in the last 10 minutes of this office hours so get your questions in ASAP as we reach our holiday wind up junior researcher cobalt dr sherman I liked and subscribed like everyone watching this should right now is there a thing such as site 64 we're damn right about that first part everyone make sure you hit like and subscribe and site 64 so you know there is no canon so it's pretty likely that someone has used site 64 but let's see if there is a very thorough site 64 somewhere secure facility site 64 general information founded in 1971 founded by dr hayden white location forest park portland oregon cover story the portland parks and recreation department maintenance stations research containment task force deployment anomalous material synthesis monitoring of the three portlands location of interest monitoring of the wilson's wildlife solutions group of interest main offices staff anomalies currently under the jurisdiction of site 64 and they got a lot of anomalies on site so yeah site 64 is a fairly large anomaly or a normal site a fairly large site covering the pacific midwest or pacific northwest dr sherman can you please explain scp 66 70 i think i know which one you're talking about is that the little girl who's not so little anymore oh no not site 66 70 scp 66 yep okay that's the new that's nasty so what you're looking at is a let me get the leconic on this one see if they have a good explanation because it's a long story otherwise it doesn't look like they have a leconic for it so essentially my thought process is that the uh it's a mother and daughter and the daughter is severely neglected because of the mother's life choices and work choices and it caused and she ends up hiding in a wall no can getting stuck and then continuing to grow and continuing to grow and grow and grow until like she's super lanky slender manning throughout the walls and stuff and she becomes this disordered horror monster of a little girl and it's very very sad and then the ceiling of the building collapses and crushes the mother to death which is also very very sad and tragic it's just a really bad time for everyone involved including the reader dragon rocks for you welcome to site 42 staff thank you for becoming a member on the chat would a zoid aka a living mech be an anomaly if it's a robot that's alive we consider it anomalous jack lupin tk 2025 dr sherman who is dizzy i'm confused what scp it is i've seen it in your tiktok compilation on youtube i've heard of it i just need my questions answered help so dizzy is an scp oc on tiktok who has not been active as scp they've been doing other cosplay for a while i believe but so we should i at least consider them inactive unless they come back but on the tiktok side of the scp community because duets are so much easier over there youtube shorts just added duets very recently or even they're still implementing them so on tiktok with duets and all that you could have interactions between characters and so as the scp researcher i am constantly interacting with non-scp anomalous entities as if i were studying them like an scp officer and then people will actually make scp ocs and i would react and converse with them as well and so of course they're not official unless they're on the scp wiki but you don't need to be official to have fun it's hard to write an scp article it's hard to write a tale that stays on the site sometimes it's fun to just put on a costume and make up and goof off heck Dr. Sherman's only canon because someone else wrote him i didn't write him in fact they wrote him and then i started using him how do you guys find new scp do regular people report anomalies arlo good question so we are always on the lookout we are a surveillance industry we are constantly watching your phones and the internet and watching the news and we have agents in law enforcement and news agencies we're always keeping tabs on it so when we get word we send out our agents to investigate when our agents give us word we send out a containment team beyond that people do call the cops and they're like oh this monster's here and so we tap the line we find out about it and we figure out the situation and we amnesticize everybody so we don't have no problems Dr. Sherman the Z05 Council you are sharing confidential information with civilians is strictly prohibited of course i'm aware of that overseer that's why this is a foundation encrypted link this is only available to certified foundation staff we have not had steve accidentally put us out on public in several months and we amnesticize everyone who saw that stream so there's no problem here i'm just here with my friendly site 42 staff having a great Christmas party gotta reclaim my pen can't leave that down there alright site 42 staff we have reached the end of our Dr. Sherman's holiday office hours i hope you've had a wonderful Christmas Eve with me this evening i hope you've had plenty of eggnog and Christmas cheer a fine finish to the evening and so with that as i always do as i always do i will tell you my favorite scp's in order now get your pens ready remember that we do not say my favorite or my scp's are my favorite because they're mine that's cheating so when i talk about my favorite scp's it's by other people if you want to see my scp's you gotta go to the link in the description the site 42 beacons link my scp author page as well as all of the site 42 support links so become a member so i see your chats easier become a patron so you get early access to our videos buy some site 42 merch donate through our ko-fi if there's any way to donate to site 42 and help us make better content i am there to help you make that donation beyond that my favorite scp's are 3999 3043 008-J spooky-J 5031 5715 gosh darn it is it 5715 or 57 5175 i always forget i always forget 5175 5175 death knife 5175 and then 532-0 5175 it is 3999 3043 008-J spooky-J 5031 5175 and 532-0 this has been Dr. Theron Sherman on our Christmas Eve eggnog and yule log Q&A for office hours i hope you had fun, i sure did i hope you have happy holidays keep an eye out for tomorrow's video it is a reading of a Thanksgiving scp that applies just as much to Christmas so don't worry do worry because it's really gross so be aware of that going in warning and with that in mind i will see you all in the next video have yourself a merry little Christmas let your heart be light next year all our troubles will be out of sight