P.O.S.T. P.O.S.T. Post. The serials you like the most brings you the Roy Rogers show, starring the king of the cowboys himself, Roy Rogers. It's round up. Time on the double-R bar. The double-R bar ranch transcribes stories and songs of the real West with the whipper-wills, the wisest trail scout of them all, Jonah Wilde, played by Forrest Lewis, the queen of the West, day 11s, and in person, the king of the cowboys, Roy Rogers. Well, howdy, folks. This is Roy Rogers. Buckaroos, I'm speaking again for P.O.S.T. serials. And I'm mighty proud to do so, because P.O.S.T. serials are good, and you can count on anything bearing the brand-name P.O.S.T. So get your mom to put them on the shelf and try them as a favor to me, will you? Well, my old sidekick, Jonah Wilde, and I were going to take a ride across country today to give my dog Bullard a workout. But that may have to be postponed, because trouble has hit Paradise Valley. Where, Doug Birches? Here I am, sir. I heard you'd started your cattle drive today, Doug, thought I'd catch up and see if I could be of any help. Does that mean you've changed your mind and decided to sell through Jake Gullick? No, sir, it does not. Jake Gullick is working an out-and-out skin game. Jake or nobody else is going to pay me $5.00 a hundred less in market price. I don't fall for the phony stories about the special service he gives, and I don't fall for threats, neither. Has Gullick threatened you?  Yeah, Gullick's too smart to make an open threat, providing he is the man behind these raids. Yeah, he's a man all right. But my boys are packing guns today, Sheriff, and they know how to use them. Good work, Doug. I'll stick with you, and if the outlaws strike this time, we may have a chance of taking them. Today, the cattle are driven forward. At night, the riders push them harder than ever, for night is the time when an attack can be made most easily. By 10 o'clock, the herd is at the edge of the valley, just opposite the double-R bar ranch. The mountains ahead loom large and black in the moonlight. Doug, better turn the cattle off the trail and over toward the creek. Turn them off. Right now, Doug, look up there. Where? I don't... There, in the space between those two mountain peaks. Riders, men on horseback, silhouetted in the moonlight. Dark figures, 10 of them, set motionless, looking down at the herd below. One man stands in the lead. He raises an arm silently. He puts his spurs to his horse and starts down towards the herd. The other riders follow, without caution, without regard for either themselves or their horses. Down the side of the steep, boldest, strewn mountain at a full gallop. Only the sound of the flying hoofs his herd. The hoofbeats grow louder, louder, louder as the horses come nearer. They ride in on the herd. Every man of them got away. Cattle stampeded. Two of my men wounded. Sheriff, there was just too many of them. We never had a chance. I didn't get a look at them. Even now, I couldn't swear they were Jake Gallick's riders. There must be more to this than Jake Gallick. He's only been here a couple of months. How could a stranger organize a band like this in such a short space of time? Yeah, I hear it too. Somebody else is heading this way. Two horses appear on the trail. Not those of Knight Riders now. These horses are ridden by Roy Rogers and Jonah Wilde. The sound of the stampede in shooting was carried across the valley to the double R bar ranch. Roy and Jonah, knowing that Knight Riders have been preying on herds, lost no time in getting into the saddle and riding toward the sound of the battle. Whoa, Trigger. Whoa, whoa, tiny score. Whoa. Is that you, Sheriff? Roy, we're mighty glad to see you undone. Wait here, Trigger. Is this where the shooting came from? Yeah, it sounded like the Indians had raised up again. Say, it sounded like they'd raised up again. For a minute, Terry, I forgot I'd fought in seven, eight wars since we put the red man down. It was the Knight Riders again, Roy. They raided the cattle I was driving to Squaw Creek. Did you get a look at them, Sheriff? Well, Roy, I'm ashamed to admit we didn't. They're too well organized. Jake Gullick's been under suspicion never since these raids started. I think it's about time somebody paid him a visit. Better be careful, Roy. You help Doug take care of his men. Jonah, we'll ride up to Mineral City. Gullick is staying at Dale's Hotel. We'll face him and find out once and for all whether or not he's connected with this rotten business. Well, howdy, Dale. Hi, Roy. Jonah. Howdy. What are you two doing in town this time of night? Well, sir, we're on a forced march for the purpose of eliminating the enemy, as General Thomas Kenneth Rowe used to say. Do you know if Jake Gullick is in his room, Dale? That fellow had one of the biggest mouths I've ever seen. Well, I don't think so, Roy. What do you want him for? Is Jonah going to challenge him? Yeah. No, challenge him. That'd be insubordination. A soldier don't go around challenging the general, unless he wants to talk. Who's talking about a general? Jonah, Dale was just kidding you. She was talking about Jake Gullick. And Gullick was a boxer before he came here. What? About the only thing I have heard lately is the name of Jake Gullick. And some of the talk makes him out to be a pretty bad ombre. The ranchers here are suspicious of him, that's sure. Yeah, and there's some mystery about his past. I heard a couple of owl hoots discussing him in the lunch room. And both of them agreed they wouldn't care to meet him unless they were wearing guns. That's because he's the next prize fighter. You know, they intimated he was on the way to becoming heavyweight champion of the world. And then he got into some kind of a scrape and was barred from the ring. Well, General Rowe got barred from O'Keeffe's trading post. Well, there's Gullick, Roy, at the door coming in. Yeah, they caught him dipping Dale pickles out of a barrel. Good evening, Mr. Gullick. Howdy. Great fellow to all. Well, Rogers, seeing you here saves me a trip. I intended right now to your place tomorrow. Is that so? We dropped in here to see you. All right. Suppose we go to my room. Key, please. You bet. Here you are. I don't like to talk business, any kind of business, unless I have privacy. John Gullick leaves the way. A giant of a man, his face battered by fights in and out of the ring. His walk is a shuffle, but muscles in his arms, legs, and shoulders give evidence of tremendous strength. He unlocks his room, then holds the door open for Roy and John. Go ahead. Thanks. Have a sit down. Jake, you an army man.  Well, Rogers? Bald is a banana. Gullick, just for my own information, do you mind telling us where you spent the evening? At my office, across the street. You go back and tell Doug Burch and the other ranchers I had nothing to do with those raids. I don't know who's pulling them. I don't care. I got all I can do, tend to my own business. Is that clear? I think so. Anything else? Not a thing. All right. Sorry we bothered you. Come on, Jonah. Ah-ha. You know, this better be put on bread and water if he talked to General Rowe that way. Hey, Rogers. Well? I guess you forgot I said there was something I wanted to see you about too. Yeah, that's right. You did. What's on your mind? I'd like to buy that dog of yours. Bullet? You want me to sell bullet? I like him. I want him. Thanks, Gullick. But that dog isn't for sale. OK. But if you ever decide to sell, let me know. I'll meet any offer you get. Thanks. I'll remember. No hard feelings about that other matter? Why would there be? See you later, Gullick. Nyeh. Something about that fellow I don't like. Jonah, head for the stables behind the hotel. Gullicks are a man. I'm almost sure we'll find something in the stables to prove it. Steady boy, take it easy. This is Gullick's horse, Jonah.  He's all lathered up. Yeah, and Gullick told us he'd spent the evening in his office across the street. Kind of forgetful, ain't he? Yeah. Saddle blankets wet too. Might have been riding off somewhere else, Roy. He didn't have to be on the raid. If he was off somewhere else, he wouldn't have known about the raid, Jonah. You and I and maybe the raiders themselves are the only ones who've come to town since it happened. Yet Gullick knows about it. He mentioned Doug Burch's name.  We know who we're after now for sure. All we have to do is bait the trap and catch the rattler. That shouldn't take long, but it may be dangerous. Here's exciting news for all you buckaroos. It's news of that thrilling and popular club, the Roy Rogers Riders Club. I know each and every one of you will want to join up right away. Why, maybe you'll be one of the very first official members from your neighborhood. Now, in just a little while, Roy himself is going to tell you all about what his Roy Rogers Riders Club stands for and how much fun it is to belong. You'll find out too how easy it is for you to join. So get your pencil and paper and be ready for the big news right after we hear the rest of our exciting adventure. Roy has learned the name of the man responsible for the raids against cattle being driven to market. For weeks, signs have pointed to Jake Gallic, a battered ex-heavyweight prize fighter who was barred from the ring and came west to set up as a cattle buyer and who tried to force ranchers to market their cattle through him. Gallic is guilty. Roy is sure of that. Roy and Jonah leave the stable, go into the Eureka again to see Dale. Draw sabers. Prepare to charge. Take it easy, Jonah. Dale?  Yeah, we'll be celebrating a victory before tonight's over. Roy, don't go after Gallic yet. There's something I haven't told you about him, something you should know. Well? Well, Gallic killed a man, Roy. That's the reason he was barred from the ring. Why would that keep us from going after him? Well, he fouled a man during a fight, and the man died. Gallic can hit hard enough to kill. Now, ain't that a situation? I'm afraid we'll have to keep our guards up then, Dale, because we can't afford to have his kind running loose. But how do you know he's involved in the raids on our cattle, Roy? Well, he lied to us. He said he spent the evening over at his office, but Jonah and I checked his horse. The horse was lathered in a saddle blanket wet. Furthermore, Gallic knew about tonight's raid, and there's no way he could have found out about it this soon, unless he'd been there himself. That looks bad, Roy. It is bad. And the worst part is we haven't got any real proof. We'll have to catch him red handed on the raid if we want to make these charges stick. Is there anything I can do to help? Yeah. He wants to buy a bullet. So when he comes down in the morning, I'd like you to take him aside and tell him you might be able to persuade me to sell my dog. But you'll never sell a bullet. No, but I might loan him for a few days, while Gallic decides how much he's worth. Yeah, we're baiting the trap, she day. I say we're baiting the trap. Oh, so that's it. Roy, the bullet will do pretty much what you wanted to do, won't he? Well, I'm counting on him, Dale. And, too, I'm counting on the fact that bullet and trigger are good friends. I kind of think we'll take Mr. Gallic so fast he'll never know what happened. Dale does her part well. The next afternoon, Jake Gallic appears at the double-r bar ranch and borrows bullet. He takes the dog into town, stops at the Eureka to thank Dale, and Dale follows Roy's instructions on another matter. Her voice and her manner are casual, calm. I'm awfully glad Roy let you take bullet, Mr. Gallic. Oh, oh, I meant to ask you, if you'd heard about Charlie Fisher. Fisher? What about Fisher? Well, I hate to be the one to give you the bad news, but did you know he decided not to sell his cattle through your office, after all? Well, you're mistaken, I talked to Fisher yesterday. Well, he's changed his mind since yesterday. He stopped by here this morning, and, well, he wanted to know where he could hire riders to drive his cattle to Squall Creek. Oh, he did, huh? Yes, he started his drive this morning. I suppose I really should keep quiet about it, for fear his herd might be raided like the other ranchers. Thanks, Mr. Evans. Thanks for letting me know. Too bad Fisher didn't see fit to do business with my office. Gallic walks away. As soon as he's out of sight, Dale gets on her horse, rides out to find Roy. He's at the ranch, waiting. Sheriff and a posse are there with him. Everything's all set, Roy. Gallic fell for the trick just as you said he would. Easy buttermilk, whoa. All right, I'll tell Charlie Fisher, and he can start the cattle moving. You're really going to do it, Roy. Have Charlie drive his cattle through, knowing there'll be a raid? If anything should go wrong, nothing will go wrong, Dale. Oh, now, Roy, what do you want to worry the girl for? Why don't you tell her the facts of the case? Why don't you tell her, Dale, the ranchers have all got together and agreed to put up enough money so that Charlie'd be paid in case he suffers any loss. He ain't risking a thing on this deal, except his life. Oh, that makes me feel just a whole lot better. Well, we better start riding. Gallic's men will have to strike tonight, and we want to be there ready when he comes. See anything, Roy? Not yet, Sheriff. Trigger's getting uneasy, though. Steady, fella. Maybe the herd's making him nervous. No, it's something more than that. Yeah, well, all I'm asking is that you let me take Jake Gallic, and I'll get him the way General Thomas Kenneth Rowe took chief wrinkled me to the Mohiggans. You'd better let us handle Gallic, children. General Rowe snuck up on the chief. And he guy, what'd you say, Sheriff? I guess the sheriff hasn't heard you fought in seven or eight wars, Jonah. If not, I'm the only one who hasn't. Yes. Well, General Rowe snuck up on the chief, unarmed he was, at least the way he saw the chief thought. Actual, though, the general had a saber stuck down his pant leg. Don't you ever get tired of this, Roy. Well, I wouldn't say I exactly. I say he got within two steps of the chief, stuck out his hand in a greet and a friendship, and any lady man. Trigger, see something now, Roy, for sure. What is it, boy? What do you see? That general T.K. Rowe, I hope. There, crossing the divide, straight ahead. Gallic and his band of raiders. Once more, outlaw riders are celebrated against the moon at sky. They move steadily across the divide in single file coming toward the herd. While Roy and his posse await in a sheltered canyon off to the side, ready for battle, a vast wild country might be uninhabited for all the sounds that are heard. There is none. Save that made by the cattle and the signs of Trigger's uneasiness. Quiet here, fella. Maybe Trigger sees bullet and he thinks there's something wrong because his pal is with strangers and not with you. Well, I believe this is going to work, Dale. Everything's going according to plan so far. The riders are coming nearer. They increase the speed of their horses. The atmosphere is tense, strained. Trigger, perhaps sensing that the riders are outlaws and that Bullet should not be with them, trembles in excitement, pouring the ground, tossing his head. Oh, sure.  Government sure went to pieces when he took away horses and left nothing but smelly trucks. Just stand quiet. Wait until they're a little nearer. Roy, that is Bullet. Yeah, he's running alongside the man in the lead. I hope that man's gollic, but I can't tell for sure yet. He's raising his arm. Yeah, it's a signal to the others. The next few minutes will tell a story. Your men know what to do, Sheriff. The night riders are getting close to the herd, Roy. Trigger, listen to me, fella. That's Bullet out there. I want you to call him. Bring Bullet over to us, Trigger. Call to him, fella. Call him. Trigger calls to his pal. Bullet answers, tries to dart ahead of the lead horse. The man riding the horse bends down to whip the dog back. Bullet ignores the whip, tries to go on. The man puts spurs to his horse, tries to run down the dog. Bullet wheels about, leaps at the horse. The horse rears, Bullet leaps again. The horse frightens, takes the bit on his teeth and runs. The man riding cannot hold him. He's running away, leading the whole band of raiders straight toward Roy in the posse. Bullet is ahead of him. Now, riders from the Sheriff's posse cut out to the herd, ride up behind the outlaws. The outlaws are being surrounded. You're covered on all sides. You're surrounded. Fast, throw down those guns if you want to live. We've got some trigger-happy ranchers in this posse. All I have to do is give the word. Have you got that pencil and paper ready? Well, hold on. Here comes a special surprise for you from Roy Rogers himself. Howdy, friends. This is Roy Rogers. I'm especially pleased to be able to extend a personal invitation to you from Dale, Trigger, and myself. We'd be mighty proud to have you become a member of our Riders Club. Maybe you've heard about our Riders Club already. We've got several million members throughout the country, and our aim is to bring you lots of fun through honesty, loyalty, and friendship. And I'm sure you'll gain a lot of fun being one of our members.  And you'll get an official badge to wear, too. Here's the big surprise. Every single member gets a big 16-page comic book in full color. This is our official Roy Rogers Riders Club book. It's packed with adventure about Dale, Trigger, Bullet, and me.  You'll get a full-color autographed picture of Trigger and me.  And if you'd like to be one, here are the details on how to join. Yes, friends, card, badge, comic book, and picture. All yours when you join the Roy Rogers Riders Club. And to become a member is so easy. Just take the top from one regular-sized package of any of the swell-tasting post-serials. Mail the box top with only $0.10 and your name and address to post P-O-S-T, box 7767 Chicago 77, Illinois. Now write that down while you remember it. That's post box 7767 Chicago 77, Illinois. That's all there is to it. Just one post-serials box top, one dime, your name and address, and you're a member of the Roy Rogers Riders Club. Have fun. Join up today. Up, I'm riding right through you. Let's take him, Bullet. Come on, Trigger. Bullet speaks toward Gullick, and Gullick's horse frightened, rears. Roy follows Bullet, charging down a bungee. Bullet leads to the bunging horse. Roy is coming up on the opposite side. Gullick is doing his best to remain in his saddle, but the horse is raring and fucking, bunging. Gullick loses his seat. Gullick is thrown to the ground. OK, Bullet, I'll take him now. No, no, look out. This is between you and me, Jake. It's something I've looked forward to. Keep away, Rogers. I warned you.  Roy staggers as Gullick punches a giant fist in his tongue, then recovers, comes forward, his right arm smashing at Gullick's jaw. Once, twice, three times, Gullick is shaken. I didn't want to work, Rogers.  He comes forward again, slashing at Roy. He plants a solid awful blow at the back of Roy's neck. Roy drops to his knees. Gullick steps forward, ready for the finish, and the finish comes. Roy leaps to his feet, his left arm whips out. Gullick is head on the jaw, his head snaps back. Roy's right arm buries itself deep in Gullick's midsection. Once, then again, Gullick is falling backward. Roy leaps toward him, planting a left subtly in the giant boxer's jaw. Gullick is down. The killer lies on the ground unconscious. Come over and get him, Sheriff. He's all yours. Good boy, boys. You helped a lot. I wanted to do it the rest of it myself. Boy, that was a tough one. Are you all right? Yeah. We've got the whole crowd. The ranchers won't have any more trouble with their cattle drives. Not as far as the night riders are concerned, anyhow. Say, Jonah, I almost wish I'd let you take Gullick the way you wanted to. Like General Rowe took chief wrinkle meat, you mean? Yeah. He didn't finish telling us about that. Well, now, I think you said General Rowe put out his hand to chief wrinkle meat in a gesture of friendship. Yes, yes. Well, sure, the chief spurned the hand, and he turned his back. And that caused the general to pile over. Oh, Dad, right. He got so mad he'd give the chief a good old swift kick. Oh, great. Well, like I said, General Rowe had a saber down his pant leg. And when he kicked, the saber got stuck in the chief, of course. Well, that is all right. I said, that was all right. But what wasn't all right was that the general couldn't get his leg down afterwards. Oh, fine. Yeah. Well, sir, the braves of the tribe surrounded him and had him halfway scouted for me and Corporal John Dumpf, he got there to save him. Remember, I said the general lost part of his scout. Well, sir, I think we'd better head these men towards town as soon as we can. I'm ready if you are, Rowe. I'm ready for anything. I've just had my lesson on Indian fighting, and even marching outlaws to jail would be a nice change. There will be peace in the valley. There will be peace in the valley, for there's no sadness, no sorrow, no travel. There'll be peace in the valley, but our mud holds me, holds me away, and the none, the valley. The sorrow, the travel. In the valley, I'll be changed. The sorrow, the peace in the valley. Baccarus, I want to talk to you on a very serious matter. Every day when I pick up the newspaper, I read about someone being hurt or killed in an accident. Once in a while, the accident happens to friends of mine. That's when it really hurts. Be careful when you cross the streets, will you? Look both ways before you step off of the curb and be sure no cars are coming. And be careful when you're riding your bicycles and when you're skating, be extra careful. You can have all the fun you want, but take just a minute to keep out of danger. I'll feel a lot easier if you'll promise to do that, and so will your mom and dad. Go ahead now and have fun. Just take a minute to keep out of danger, will you? That's all for now, folks. This is Roy Rogers saying to all of you from all of us, goodbye, good luck, and may the good Lord take a liking to you. See you next week. Happy trails, do you? Happy trails, keep smiling. Roy Rogers' show is brought to you by Post Serials, each week at this same time, with the Whipperwills, Forrest Lewis, Dale Evans, and the King of the Cowboys himself, Roy Rogers, an art rush production transcribed, directed by Tom Hargis, scripted by Ray Wilson, music by Milton Charles. Featured in today's cast were Frank Hemingway, Herb Butterfield, Charles Seal, and Bob Griffin. This is Art Ballinger speaking for P-O-S-T Post Serials. Happy trails, do you? Until again, happy trails, keep smiling. Who cares about the clouds if we're together? Just sing a song and bring the sunny way. Happy trails.


Are you sure we're ready? That thing is still showing. Yeah, that's us. OK. All right. Hit main, and we're ready to go. I do. Oh. Oh. What is up? A welcome back. Do you like to do a builder to make it? So do we. And we have a new video each week. This week, we're prepping for the farmer's market. No, craft show. Craft show. A big craft show. Like a big craft show. Yeah. So we're going to do our porch leaner today. They're heavily requested at all of our craft shows. People want those porch leaners. And those that have seen us at the farmer's market have been asking about them. And we've been kind of slack on creating these porch leaners because I don't like them. Well, you have to go outside. And we don't really do it at our paint table in there. I like making them. I like designing them. Yeah, I don't like transporting them. Who are you kidding? He doesn't paint any of the signs. He doesn't do any of the porch leaners. I am behind the scenes. Yes, you're the designer. I am creating the designs. I'm the designer. And the videos, yes. Yeah. I'm the cutter. Well, I guess Tanner's the cutter. Yeah, Tanner's the cutter. I'm the. You're the TikTok guy. Beta test cutter. Yeah, I do all the. I'm the content creator. All right, so on our Tuesday live, you guys requested a strawberry door round. So we took that and we made it into a porch leaner. But this coming Tuesday, we're going to have a strawberry door round to go with our porch leaner. Big promises. Big promises. Yeah, it does not even been designed yet. So we'll pull out something. She makes my own promises. I start designing it in my head. And then I tell Garrett what I want. And then together, we make it happen together. So we did this porch leaner. We designed it. We have it all cut out. And so we're going to paint it today, show you guys how we do our porch leaners, how quick and easy it is. And then we'll have one to take to the craft show tomorrow. Yeah, so it's super simple. Hold on. Let's get ready for step one. OK. Now, tomorrow's craft show is going to be in Aquaclan, Virginia. So Northern Virginia. So if any of you guys are up in Northern Virginia, make a point to come by and see us. We would love to see you. It's a big marine base. It's like huge. Well, it's not me. The show's not on the base, though, right? We're right there on some sort of a river walk. We've not been there before. So I'm kind of excited about it. Yeah, river walk. And they're going to have bands and music, craft show. We're down by the wine and the bands, right? Yeah, our booth is down there. Yes, by the music and the wine thing, what did you say? Well, like 5 o'clock would be given away size.  I'll be right back. The later the day goes on, the steeper the discounts get. Yeah, come later in the day. All right, focus, guys, focus. I'm focusing. Good morning. Finally catching you guys live and staying for the whole duration. Oh, hi, Christina. Good, Christina. We missed you guys. I haven't seen you in a while. Yeah. Who else? You got some other fun friends? Derek doing? It's live on a Friday and I'm off today. So Scott will be here. Oh, welcome, Scott. Oh, it's like a holiday then. Oh, no, that Cheryl Shepard said this is the first time I've ever been able to catch the live from start to finish. Oh, awesome. Awesome. Well, hopefully we'll make it fast enough where you could catch it to the finish. Yes, we've got some. This project is a little bit in progress because we knew we were doing it live. So we wanted to make sure we get there relatively quickly. It's like we'll be a little bit of a baking show. Who's that lady with the, oh, today we're making a turkey. Julia Child. Julia Child, yeah, it's like a little Julia Child. Step one, we're going to gather all of our supplies. We needed two doggie or fence pickets. Six foot? Six foot. We needed a ssh. Well, wait, now these are the premium grade pickets. Yeah, they're smooth. See how smooth they are? Smooth. Well, relatively smooth. And I went yesterday and I tried to find all the straight and dry ones. Yeah, that's your trick. So typically when we get them, they're pretty wet. And the wetter they are, the more likely they are to warp. So you want to lay them out. Yeah, you want to lay them flat so that they. Make sure you flip them. Turn them like in the oven as they dry out. And then you want to use them as dry as you can. You can do this with damp pickets, but hopefully you've got some time. Yeah, as they dry, they'll warp though. So be careful. Then we have a three foot smaller picket. If you just like 40, didn't we determine these were like 42 or something? I don't know. We're about to find out. I'm saying it's 36. I'm saying it's 42. Kim's right. It's 42. Right on the bottom. That's for our cross brace. We need some glue, some brad nails. These are one inch. We need an inch and a quarter. No, we don't. An inch and a quarter will go all the way through. You need like one inchers. Then we have some glue for our kit. We have our kit. The cool little strawberry thing. I'm saying cool because I did it. Did you put it in the store already? Because we just did it yesterday. I did. I was up late getting it ready. So if you want to follow along, it's there. You'll have to order it. SPG's up there too. And I'll put it up for the patrons right after this. What else? Is that it? That is it. I think that is it. That's it. You said paint, right? Yeah, that is it. We got it all. Christina Hill says Eric is stuck in telecons all morning, but he always watches the lives later. Oh, that's nice. Thanks. Let us know what he thinks. We missed you guys on the Zoom call. Wicked Crafter says hello from Dayton, Ohio. That's closer to me. I might have to take a road trip. Dayton, Ohio. That's wine. That's my roots. Yeah, I love the Fonda Craft Show up there. Garrett loves Ohio. If you've ever, those of you that follow us for a long time, we talk about it often. Garrett feels like in a former life or something, he has this connection with Ohio for some reason. Yeah. Never been to Ohio. I've driven through Ohio, but I don't think I've ever been anywhere in Ohio. You see me getting out of the way. I love you. It's too far. It's too tall. I'll hit it all this out. Step two, we're going to make all of our cuts. It's really just two cuts. We're going to cut this piece down to 11 inches, two of them. And we're going to use my pocket saw. We'll pretend you guys didn't see me hide it. I'll let you know to jump out of the way. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. She's a veteran. I do know. And the dust. It is every turn. Dust is crazy. Let's just do a quick make sure. Tickle two cans says, I did a craft show at a wine and beer brewery. It was fantastic. They were giving free samples all day. Same, yes, by the end of the day, putting the canopy back in its back room to be a challenge. Yeah, just forget I don't need any of this stuff. Yeah, that would be me. I would be a fan of this. That would be me. I would be like, I don't even forget it. We'll just get it in a canopy. We'll just get new stuff later. I don't even care. I don't even care. Where's my Uber? Scott Hamill also says porch lenders are selling like crazy for him. Yeah, I know. Scott, part of the reason we're like, all right, let's bring these things. They're a higher priced item. And we know every time we bring them, they do sell out. So I don't know why we don't take the time to go out in the back and make them. But I did this week. I actually have three leaners that we already had halfway prepared. And we'll make two more. Because you just like to sit up there and paint and watch some TV. Well, they're a little harder to take to the farmer's market, too. Yeah, transportation, that's what I was just saying. Safety first, Kim. Hey, Candice! Hold your ears. Sorry, guys. If it's loud, there's only going to be a second. Two cuts. Two cuts. We're going to show them the back brace. Three cuts. Three cuts. Last one. Giving it a back brace. Had a back injury. It was a sports injury. Could have gone pro. You in Ohio, I'm ready to go. It's easy to do. It's easy to do. But try it because it's really cool looking. It does make a great technique.  You do. That thing is great. That thing travels all around the shop. Yeah, you know what? We talked about, to our top tier patrons, we need to do a giveaway. Because guess what, we hit in Patreon total, 100 patrons. That's awesome. Yeah, we totally do 100 Patreon giveaways. Yeah, totally. All right, we're ready for what step is this? Three. Step, gather, cut, three. Step three, we're going to bring it all together with a little bit of glue and some braces and my one inch nails. And you didn't. What is step three? Step three is a assemble. Yes. Step three, assemble. We're going to use those little cross braces and some glue and brad nails to put it all together. So there's not a lot of measuring with this. We typically take a brace. We lay it at the bottom. That tells us where the bottom. We use one of these as a spacer. Can they see? I don't know how well they can see over there. What's the side cam? Yeah, let's see if we can do the side cam. Side cam me. I can see my mom with it. There we go. How's that? Perfect. Can you see my hands? Yep. All right. So I used a spacer at the bottom. It's just a, I don't know, give it a space. What are you doing? Oh, squeezing them together. You got to split the difference. Sometimes they're warped in the middle. I just split the difference.  Use a little bit of glue.  We're using the wood gorilla glue. Because the great thing about wood gorilla glue is it dries clear. So if it oozes out from underneath your pieces or underneath your little brace here, don't worry about it. It will dry clear. What's that? I think I want a little deep on the glue, but it's OK. Yeah, always. I don't know. I feel like. What happened to you and kindergarten that you felt like? You had to use so much glue. Some obviously fell apart on me in kindergarten. Who didn't tell you to not over glue? Yeah, nobody. Needs more glue. Somebody must have said something in my developmental stages where I needed more glue. More is more. Now we're just going to hit this with a one inch brad nail. Are you back with me? Not the guy. Should I redo it? Everybody want to see it again? I'd do a slight angle. I don't know. I just feel like it holds a little better. It might be in my head like extra glue, probably is. I just feel like if I pin it together, it won't come straight out. It'll have to work its way out. All right, we're trying to stay down there, Court. He's got a lot of comments. Lisa Taylor says, Lisa, from Peach Bottom here, my husband and I have been making the planter boxes he did a while back. We put our own spin on them, and they are crazy popular. All right, well, we got to see your own spin then, Lisa. Yeah. You can't be just blasting that out. And the Kim and Garrett making group on Facebook so we can see it. And then I'll steal it. Well, we wanted to make a planter box. Actually, we almost did it today. Yes, I tried to get Garrett to do a planter box. And I said, I don't know about going live with a planter box. Yeah, I told him it wouldn't be so bad. I think we could have also done that in the little stages. These are old hat. I mean, we do this all the time. Cheryl Shepard says, Kim and Garrett, there's a huge craft festival, the popcorn festival, every year in Beaver Creek, Ohio. Lots of attendees, you might want to check it out. I mean, you're hitting all my buttons there. Are we popcorn? You're out of that popcorn. Yeah, you're out of popcorn in Ohio. Freak is just outside of the kitchen, she says. Scott says congrats on hitting 100. Thank you, Scott. You helped make this possible. Tickled toucan, I bought a pocket saw. It's heavier than I thought. I'm not finding it or flinging it around as easy as Garrett. Yeah, maybe I need to do it one time. Well, here's what happens. So you can see that I don't fling it, but it is easier to carry than a large one. It's like dancing, right? You just start to know your partner. And the pocket saw knows where it's supposed to be. So yeah, like any dance move, practice. All right, one more for the back. Oh, we're doing it. That's right, we're doing the back. That's right, these are beautiful right now. Look at how straight and beautiful these pickets are right now. But sometimes as they dry, these are slightly damp, just very little bit they're damp, but they may warp. So wow, get a mess over here. Well, my top kind of broke off. Yeah, I saw you pull it off. Well, that's because it wasn't coming off. And then I maybe gorilla styled the gorilla glue. All right, so our tip is and what we do is we put this back brace on here, this one right in the center, on the back. And it really does keep them from warping as bad. I really haven't had any problems when I put this little brace on. I don't measure for center, I just kind of guess the name. Yeah, all you need to do is eyeball it. If anybody comes over here with like a tape measure, I'll just shoe them away.  Good, because it's pretty high on this one. Miss and a makes, the pocket saw and bride too, but haven't used them yet. Will you give me an opportunity to use both? Yes. You got congrats a couple of times from both Patricia and Tickled Two Cans for hitting 100 patrons. Thank you. Yeah, we started. Candice, or Candice to shout it out. If all 50 of you wouldn't mind to smash that like button that would be fantastic. Yes, remember, go ahead and hit that like button. If you're not yet subscribed, go ahead and do that too. And tick that bell to be notified of our new videos each week. It's almost like that was rehearsed. You've done it a time or two. All right, our little porch cleaner is ready to go. That's it. That was it. Done and done. Now it's ready for stain or paint. So I'll let you, I'll let you go. I'll let you go. Step four. Hold on, I need a paintbrush. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, yeah. It's right there. There we go. Here's my stunt brush. All right, you guys, you get to see live how many times it takes to do this. Step four. Ooh. Nah, that was sloppy. But he caught it. That was good. First try. Step four. Now we paint. Two times. We're just going to use, what paint are we using? Today, we're going to use our paint in our jars because we're in a hurry. No, don't get me wrong. I love my country chic paint. But this is exterior house paint and it'll, these are pressure treated fence pickets. So they're great for outdoors. They're already set for and coated for outdoor use. And then I have exterior house paint, which I don't have to seal. Yes, Courtney, who is literally raising her hand behind the camera. Don't forget to tell them that we do sell the Sherwin William exterior house paint and paint kits for them. Oh yeah, those come in the paint kits now. Right. So if you guys are interested in purchasing a kit sometime and you want to paint it yourself, but don't want to buy all the paints, we're now offering paint kits to go with each sign, which is this exterior house paint. So that's something new for us is offering the paint kits to go along with it. It was requested and I felt like it was a great ad to go ahead and throw those in there. I'm also offering a bow. So you don't have to go out and buy all the paints and all the ribbon just to make one sign. I can give you all the goodies to make your own sign. Like a straight up kit. Complete the whole thing. One stop shop. Yes, ma'am. We have another hand raised in the back. It happens to be Courtney again. Oh, Courtney with all the questions. I have requested instructions for them also. Tell me you guys, how are you guys doing with that instruction? You're just winging it. That's why I was like, we just send them a jigsaw puzzle and say, hey, paint it and put it together. This one especially. I, so speaking of jigsaw puzzles. So Garrett did the design work on it. I kind of watched it, but I didn't see it cut. I didn't see him separate it. So all I was given was this kit last night to do it like a pre-paint on it. And I was like, all right, let's see. Let's see what our users go through when they go through, when they get a kit and they have to figure it out. So I did have him print me a sign, print me a picture and I did pretty good. Pretty good, not bad. One of them I was, I didn't have it wrong. You had trouble with my W. I had it wrong. So I do think an instruction kit would be good with this one. It's like you're doing your own customer complaint. Scott Hamels told Minnesota makes porch liners or hot sellers. I made two for a donation and got six orders for different ones. Oh, wow, that is great. Yeah. Well, that's so funny speaking of that. My sister called me last night. Ooh, I gotta go do that. Call your sister back. Before nine, before 10 o'clock. I guess I can leave that here. Ooh, you should do it here on the live. Yeah, call your sister. No, I need to send her a picture. She is part of some organization for... A women's league or something? Yeah, real estate women's organization and they're doing a silent auction and she asked if I wanted to donate a sign. Of course I do. And advertise, you know, the fact that we make these signs, you can buy these signs unfinished and then we offer workshops. And so she asked me to send it to her before 10. All done. The picture of a sign. All right, I'm gonna set this aside and let this side dry while we paint the little pieces. So that's how we're painting them. We use these little rollers they work great if you want to stain your pickets. We highly recommend, which I don't have any in here, I think they're all in front. Those stain sponges. They're covered with terry cloth. It's a little sponge, yes, covered with a terry cloth. You just dip it in your stain and man, it will pump through some. Yeah. So it will just give a great coat really fast. You can pump through some signs quickly with that. We'll clean up. So we can craft or ask what kind of brad nailer Minnesota makes, Scott, Minnesota makes said I got the Ryobi once and come Depot bought it online. They have all Ryobi tools and they all share the same battery. Yeah. They recently got the logo and the rotary tool. Yes, yes, and yes. Yep, they all share the same battery. I just use this one battery to do both pieces. It's great. All right, these are all the little pieces. I use it for the saw and the nailer, yeah. Saw and the nailer. Oh, this is the one with all the strawberries on it. Yeah, I tried to separate them, put all the strawberries on one sheet. All right, now this kit has a lot of pieces, but it's easy to paint because it has few colors. So we will show you, we're just gonna pull this tape apart here, lay it out and we'll slap some paint on these things pretty quickly. And you can pull apart all of the pieces so that none of the colors touch and you can just paint all the red, all the green, all the black.  Yeah, I bet you could dremel these guys. Oh, yeah, I was just thinking that, right? When you went to say, get out of my head, Kim.  Dremel these guys, they'd be cute. Yeah, round off all the little strawberries. As Christian says, when you assemble unpainted, are you concerned the middle of the pickets might show unpainted? No, if the middle of the pickets, sometimes I'll get in there with a paintbrush where you can actually see it. But otherwise, I think the design will keep the eye away from you. Yeah, you're not really looking at that. Even when we stain them, I will still assemble and then stain and you can't really see the insides, you don't see it. I'm having tape troubles over here, I am. Dina's Hill said we saw a little Ryobi pocket saw, but it was a sliding miter saw version. Oh, yes, me too. I also saw the sliding miter saw version of pocket saw. That is on our next... I was afraid that if I brought that one home, pocket saw would get passive aggressive. Start hissing at them. Hissing. Gets all puffed up, tail gets all big. Just so you know, we have a new cat in the house and we're experiencing this at home, which is why Garrett is using this as an example. Yeah, real life examples. Definitely real life example. Oops. Almost lot says good morning from Fort Worth, Texas. So happy to finally catch you all live. Love watching all your videos. Oh, good morning in Texas. How early is it there? I think they're only two hours behind us. And are you guys in the path of that tropical storm? Or is that below you? Might be below you. Oh, there's a tropical storm coming. Cross-flog. I feel like... I guess it's pretty far south. I see it coming across Cuba and then... I feel like naming stuff tropical storm is misleading because you're like, ooh, tropical, hmm, storm. It just doesn't sound as threatening. I mean, it's like tropical cocktail. I don't know, I can't think of anything else that's tropical that's bad. All right, I'll show you this home. The bottom home actually has the strawberry vine going right through the O. So pay attention to that when you pop these out. I don't want to freak you out. It's supposed to be like that. The O comes in two pieces. Got it created. Didn't break. I got creative, I did. Well, I wanted to make it look like the vine was wrapping through, but try to keep it one layer so that the... I don't like doing layers on a porch sign or the leaners as much as I like doing them on the hangers. I don't know why. Two cams says Garrett isn't like a craft dealer showing all these tools. I've already purchased three because of him. I have more on my list. Well, where are you, Ryobi? Yeah, they don't sponsor us. I told them we were gonna have to kick Ryobi to the curb if they didn't hurry up and sponsor us. Ryobi not wants nothing to do with us. Right? We've tried so many... Yeah. Not my cup of tea. We're to get our collection. We're to the strawberry signs. You should have the collection page. Candice is great. All right, and I don't really get what Garrett's got going over here. I don't know if you can see there's two sections of these things. Hold on, where's the design here? Oh man, I did it to your picture. Yeah. That was secure. We didn't even flash that. So hopefully you guys saw the thumbnail. This is what we're working on right now. Hold on, hold it up again. I just moved it. Oh. You can see it now. Hopefully you saw it in the thumbnail, but if you didn't see it clearly, here's just a little quick sneak peek of what we're using to put this together. This is the kit we're putting together. So you wanted the red and red and green stripes on the thing. So I made a red and green stripes that you'd be able to just put on there. So this one's going to be green. And then, so we've got like extra stripes though, it seems like. Well, I mean, I guess you can paint the picket piece red and then put them down. And you get extra stripes. Bonus. Bonus stripes, yeah. At no extra cost. Bonus stripes. What are you doing? You're getting a little crowdy over here. Yeah, I am getting crowdy. Like a jigsaw puzzle. I'm trying to get it right. Well, let's start with the smaller ones. Like I can hold this one. I got to hold this one as I do it. That's fine, that's cool. All right, I'm going to put my. I'll barely get paint on my hands. So like these black pieces, you can whip these out really quickly. No, it's a rubber. Oh, you know what we don't have? One, I don't have the black paint. And two, I don't have the paper plates so that I could pour the paint on. Oh, you sure don't. Be right back, BRB. Oh, oh, gotcha. Gotcha with some paper plates. All right, there you go. All right, I'll let you go grab. Are you going to use lime green? I think you want to use like this green green. Lucky green? Yeah, like this green. Yeah, I like the lime green. Yeah, give your vote. So the strawberry has a green vine going through it. And Garrett thinks we should use this like lime green. And I think we should use like this lucky green here. And you see, she puts the lime green down away from the project. As I said, I think we should use the button. I think voting is in. Well, I got to keep going, but the next one I might do it with the lime green. If you guys think the lime green will work. Why don't you do it with the lime green? Cause we already did the other one with the lucky green. Oh gosh, okay. We'll have to put this paint away. All right, so I pre-painted one. I will be able to show you what it looks like with the lucky and now I'll be able to show you what it looks like. Will I? With the lime green. Right? I kept thinking red, green. That's, that's all we need in white. Nope, I was wrong. All right, now with this great little foam rollers, all you have to do is roll right over this. Now you can use makeup sponges. They work just as well. Just take a little longer.  Back with the black. All right. You want me to do the red over here? Yeah. I'm gonna get this red on. Get your red on. Get my red on. Usually I would go ahead and tape all of these down, but since we're kind of in a hurry here, I am just- Winging it. Yes, I'm winging it a little bit so they're moving around a little. I still like to bring this to the formula mark in here. Oh, we will, we'll make sure. Oh. Oops. Uh-oh, Courtney's out. We're gonna go find Tanner. Make him answer comments for us. Sarah could come in here and read comments. Write Sarah and bring a roller handle. Oh, you only have one? Yeah. I can go get one. You can see this is not our paint room. All right. So you can see how quickly you can paint these. This lime green is a light color and typically on MDF, I would either paint it with a coat of white first and then put the lime green because it pops the color pops just a little bit more or I'll just do a second coat of this lime green just to make it look a little more uniform and the color to be a little more poppy, a little more vibrant. All right, we have a new comments person for us. Sarah. Everyone say hello to Sarah. And Sarah let me know that yeah, they couldn't hear Courtney. So Sarah's gonna speak up louder. Oh, you guys couldn't hear Courtney. I said we would repeat what Courtney would say. Oh, I missed a piece. Here we go, here's your red. Yeah, I like that we can roll this whole thing. Anything that, if they ask us any questions or comments that might be helpful for others. Yeah, only read the positive things though. Nothing about my arms. Oh, can everyone hear Sarah? No, you're whispering back there. You want to say hello back? Sarah says hi. Sarah with an H. They asked. Yes, Sarah with an H. All right, so when we're done with our rollers we'll put it in a Ziploc bag and I just stick the whole roller lid in there and grab the top and I can pull it right out of the bag. Usually it's not that hard. There we go. And then I save them and I use them again. I don't know, later today probably. Yeah, well, right after the library I got another one cutting, so. Yeah, we found out for our craft show we can't set up till 8 p.m. tonight. So our plan was to leave at like. Three? Yeah, probably mid-afternoon, early afternoon. But now it's like an hour away. So I think we may end up setting up tomorrow morning. Quick setup. But I mean, we're getting pretty good at setting up our booth. We know where things go. She said there's two mains, blue or green. Oh, the first one up top. Oh, they're both the same. They both go to the same place. All right, if you guys can see us again. Sarah's getting a crash course on how to work the cameras over there. She doesn't have to work the cameras over there. Yeah, so that's main. This just splashes up our logo. And you can see here how quickly this is gonna come together. I could paint this. The great thing about black is you can just go and go quickly because you don't have to worry about it oozing over the sides. With the green I was being a little bit careful trying not to get it over the sides very much.  Once the rollers get full of paint, you have to be even a little bit more careful because they'll have more paint and they're more likely to ooze paint. Sarah's excited. She says you guys love her. Thank you. They love me. Sarah's 17. We're not sure what's gonna come out of Sarah's mouth. So Sarah doesn't need to be miked. Sarah. Yeah, we don't need Sarah getting us canceled. All right. And you can see how much paint that took just very little, one little squirt. All right, so your pieces are pretty much painted and ready to go, right? Yeah, I'm just about done. Now, like I said, we already have some painted that are dry. We don't wanna wait for these guys to dry. I could get the hair dryer out and dry them really fast. I know you can't see me, but I just have to get on this side of the... I wasn't saying anything good anyway. I was just insulting Sarah. You're welcome. All right, look at there. So quick, right? Done and done. And what I was saying is we could get the hair dryer out, dry these very quickly, put another coat of this lime green on and be ready to go. But because we're on a live and we're 9.38, we're 38 minutes into this, we're gonna set these aside and bring out the ones we already have painted. So do your Julia Child. Oh, I never really watched the show, but I'll go ahead and... Say what? We'll set these aside. There you go. We'll just set these aside and visit them later. On your Glowforge with nothing? Yeah. All right, I'll set some of this back here. We'll just edit all this out. Yeah, edit all this out. You don't wanna bore everybody watching. Yeah. It's un-painting. Look at that. Oh, is that dry? You're good. It's just the back of it anyway. It's not gonna... I was spreading it out, helping dry it last. Try enough to lay that on there. All right, here's our pickets. We already assembled, painted this. We painted this last night, although the other one's probably pretty dry. I'd put a second coat on that one too, although right now it looks like it's got a white wash look on it. What was it, step five? Step one, two, three. You're still in step three, assemble? No, the step four was paint. And the step five is? Assemble again. Assemble again. Step five, assemble again. We're just gonna glue down all of our little pieces that we just painted. All right, and you might want to go overhead with this one, Sarah, so that they can kind of see. These are going from bottom up. Yeah, we'll go bottom up. Where's my picture? Or just the finished product. Well, interesting. Do we sell our kits at craft shows or just the finished product? It's just the finished product. A couple of the craft shows say no kits. No kits allowed. Unfinished items. No. So we just don't even bother anymore. Yeah. Don't even ask.  Kitsick. Yeah, me. Where does this go? Yep. And this one here. See? Yeah, it's not too bad. You made it sound worse than it really is. It's pretty self-explanatory. Is it? Maybe. This I know goes on this side. This goes on this side. Well, the good thing is I made all of the strawberries the exact same size so you don't have to Yes. figure out which strawberry goes where. That is a nice treat. Sometimes these things, when he does different circles like the watermelon seeds, they're not all the same size. So I tried, but then when I squished it, it changed all the watermelon seeds slightly. Here's the W and here's the W. It was over here somewhere. I don't know why I put all the strawberries up here. Look, now that we're in, no, watch your sign. Paytons, if you look at this very closely, you can see it. All right, so you've got that one. Now you need this one. Yep, it's gonna go right there. Yeah. Cross, now here's your loop.  And then these little strawberries right here, the W goes in here. These little strawberries tuck in here. Oh yeah, that's right, they tuck in there. And then this one goes up here. Yep, I think that was. Inside the W. The last break. S fits right in there and the S fits in there. This is the top of the W. And then this little piece goes right up here. All right, now what? Or does it? Yeah, it does. I have to have room for home. Yeah, it comes out. Oh, it goes over there, it goes down in here. Yeah. Maybe not quite that far, let me put home on here. All right, you guys still with us, Sarah?  What's happening over there? We got a little focused on what we're doing. Yeah. Getting into the layout. Doing a jigsaw puzzle. Oh yeah, we'll be dumping that lucky green back in the bottle. For sure. For sure, stuff isn't cheap these days. Yeah, sure is not. All right, I'll get my strawberries in there in a minute. Hold on, I got a double here. Oh, that's a double. I got a single. Single. Is that it? Oh, I got a double left. That's a double. Oh, a double. No wonder it wasn't fitting. I was like, I can't figure out how to get this in here. It's a double. No, we're missing a single. Oh, here's the single. Yeah, just like that. All right, so cute. Look at that. Can you guys see it? Go overhead, Sarah. All right. I'll put this down here. Yeah, you go on, all right. Opposite. I'll get this out the way. All right. It looks catchy and it looks fabulous. You don't need to do anything to get this glued down. All right, so we are going to use both. Oh, there it is. Some of our star bond glue and wood glue. Star bond will hold it, but it doesn't have quite as strong a bond as the wood glue. So we're going to do a little of both. We're going to put the star bond on there to hold it so that we can hold it up and show you guys. And then the wood glue to hold it a little more permanently. Great idea. Here's your little glue brushes over here on the floor. I think that's going to be too big. They go heavy with the star bond. All right. Teamwork. I can't get close to it. All right, well, maybe we won't be able to hold it up. Maybe you'll just have to do side cam. Well, just do like star bond at the top and bottom of this one. All right. Yes, she is. Candice is awesome. Candice is all over the links to get supplies. That's what. Nice. We got links for days. Links on, links on, links. All right. How are you doing it all at once? I got to help support K&G every way I can. Yes. Thanks, Candice. It's because Candice is awesome. Everybody knows this. You need the bottle. You need to do some glue dabbing. Dabbing. Yeah, this paintbrush is kind of a slow technique.  I don't know who you think you are. Maverick. Top gun references. Topical. Which we haven't seen, has everyone seen it? Totally want to go. There's misconceptions about how military people enjoy the movie Top Gun. Well, I guess my mind might be a little bit different. No one can hear you. Either speak up, speak confidently, or stop cheating. I'm trying to paint the glue on. Get some more glue. That's empty. Whoa. I'm seeing you bark in the water. I just want to make sure we don't lose everybody because who wants to watch glue dry? That's what I was trying to tell a story. Telling stories. Story, who wants to hear a story? Who wants to hear a young Garrett story? It's not an exciting story. It's just how many times I saw the movie Top Gun when I was on an aircraft carrier. It was literally on like every day. Every day. Multiple times a day. It was like on a loop. I swear to God. It's very inspirational. Yeah. It made me hate watching television. All right. Where did this one go? I lost it. Yeah. Bring it on down. Bring it on down to Strawberry Town. Oh, my God. You want to go show Scott your military signs? Did you post any of those yet? Nope, sure. Haven't even taken any pictures. So we did get a few painted, mostly marine ones because Marine Corps, because that's the base we're going to, a Marine Corps base. So we're focused on those this week. But a couple of army ones. And they look awesome. But you've already done that logo. It's painted with the gold. I made a cooler one, but it takes too long to cut. So we opted out of it. Hold on. Let me go get the other one. Yeah. I was going to say, you got a few of them. Yeah. A couple of veterans, active and veteran. Any updates over there? A lot, yeah. Well, you can go ahead and jump in any time. OK. It's getting ready. And keep stopping to watch, guys. Almost seven o'clock. Oh, at Fresno. Yeah. Would be three hours behind. Oh, then yeah. See? I'm excited about it. I'm thinking we might end up going tomorrow night. After the craft show, we're going to stay the night in up in Aquacuan. So it might be something we could do with the kids.  It's hard doing both. Oh my, I need those files for sure. Wasn't all the way. Oh, those little stars. That's because I just dropped those in there last night. Yeah. Because I don't think they were planning to include them. Well, because I don't think Courtney helped me put those together. And I think she wasn't going to put the stars in. But I felt like they added a little something. So I kept them. Awesome. We look forward to it. It's all in green. It looks cool. Yeah, it's not one that you could pump out weekly. It's one of those special order kind of signs. Oh, I'll pull the garret too much glue. All right, guys. We're getting through this. Put the sunflowers up there. Absolutely, they'll be available. They should already be there. Yes, the signs will totally be available up on Patreon. I totally forgot to put the sunflower. And there's another one I'm missing. The mushroom. I think it was the mushroom. I'll put them both up there. I forgot. Gotta keep me honest. Yeah, sometimes he's so busy doing for one. Getting crazy with the glue over there. I am getting super crazy with the glue. And why is that? Well, because it doesn't have its top on it. Just like you said. Yeah. Don't get frantic. I'm losing control. Keep it together, girl. I think I got that one. That's good, yeah. I think this line might have to stay here, because I am. You're getting crazy with it. Yeah, getting a little crazy. That's OK. That'll dry. Not that big gloppy clump. It might dry tomorrow. Yeah, I got a little bit of some glue globs going on. That's not down. What are you doing? What's happening here? You're getting a little crazy. You need a nap. I think somebody needs a nap. Hold on. Let's fix one problem before we move on to the next problem. I'm having a hard time keeping up with you. With my drama? Yeah. I can't fix as quickly as you're breaking. Hold up. We're just switching glues every now and then. That's what I said. I'm switching glues. Getting crazy. Just flip-flopping glues like it ain't no thing. You don't got to rush. They want to see something awesome. The weight. The weight for the awesomeness. It's going to be groundbreaking right here. We're going back to the wood glue now. What's happening? We in. We out. We're out. We're in. Up is down. Left is right. I got a mess over here. Where's my little foam thing? What? You got a mess? Here we go. My little sponges. Do some cleanup. You can take it from here, Garrett. All right. I got you. We all know who the glue king is. Tanner? Nope. How many glue mishaps have I had? Outside of today, just now, when I messed up the army sign. What the doctor says. Thank you. I am stressed in trying to get it done so that I'm not wasting your time. So you're not watching glue dry. Almost there. Almost there. 9.57. We're still under an hour. Yeah. It's good. Good things come to those who wait. What are you giggling about, Sarah? I'm giggling about Candace in your comments. I want to remind you all to smash that like button, tick that subscribe to get all the notifications about sharing this video. I don't know. I'm dripping on my hand. Candace is awesome like that. She is always. Yeah. If you're watching, give me that like button. It helps us out. It does.  I'm going to hold it for you. That was a long one. Thanks. That was a long one. Gentle. Little bloop blop. Little bloop. Bloopy bloop. Bloop and bloops are here. Who's the glue king now? Over the hand. Around the tail. Out the door. Look at that. Straight down the middle. You're going to need a little something else on these strawberries. Oh, yeah. I just didn't want to get crazy over your hand and see through the strawberry seed holes. And the next thing we know, your hand is glued to a strawberry. Aren't we ready? All right. I mean, that's it. We're down. We are down. No going back. Look at there. This thing fits perfectly in here. Yeah. Awesome. Oh, we mix in mediums here. Mix in securing methods. I'm going to use both. Sarah is a mini me. Sarah is a mini Garrett. So much so. And she's just a female version of Garrett. So much so that when there are pictures on Facebook and it says, is this? And it'll show. It'll be Sarah if she's got, I don't know, just in certain. She was wearing a hat. And it said, is this Garrett? Is this Garrett? More than once has it said, is this Garrett? And I'm like, no, this is Sarah. So funny. Oh, yeah. Who posted my intro? Somebody posted their daughter doing the intro. Was this Scott? Yes, yes. Yeah, I had to do a double take. I thought it was me. She did such a great job. It was so cute. She's cute smiling. It was so adorable. She was doing arms and all. All right, I think we. Is the top done? Yeah, I did that early on. You want to gamble on lifting it? Oh, you know what? Let's do our little top of bottom stripes here. There's a little gap there. We're going to lift it, but no guarantees it's going to stay for right now. Top and bottom stripe. Yeah. Lisa Shepard mentions how you, how. How what? I love how y'all work together. I like twins. We work together like twins would. Yeah, we work together. I mean, most of the time things are good. You got to learn. I can see when I'm about to aggravate them to death. Yeah. But I can't. I don't know when I just push it. I keep going. I usually start with the. Can you guys, do you guys, is that surprising you guys? The Garrett pushes it? It is shocking. Yeah, over there. This thing. Well, it's Garrett's got his mic up higher than mine. Yeah. I think I'm this one. Is it that my mic is too high? Or is it I'm too, too much? Is this where this one goes? Yes. And then this is going to go right below it. So this time, instead of adding, you can always add a ribbon and a bow. We do that a lot. But for this one, I thought I would try something a little different.  Just tell Kim to remember to text her sister. Scott says, text your sister. Yeah, text your sister. I got to go. Wow, you guys are awesome about the reminders to texting your sister. I love it. It's 10 o'clock. Yeah, that's why they're telling me. Sister should be watching right now. Yeah, we're going to end this. And I'm going to go do that right now. Hold on. I'm missing it. Right here. Good job. Good job. There's no accents to add. Yeah, so that's what I was saying. And you could always put a bow, a strawberry bow. I think that would be adorable. Step five. Now we add the accents. Wheel harmony. I was just trying to buy time. It would be these top and bottom pieces here. We add it to the cross brace. We've not done that before. And I think it gives it that finished look without having to add a ribbon to it. Everything's getting oppressive. Which is great, because sometimes when we do two side signs, you have to add the ribbon just like on one half of it. Garrett's giving it life support. Come on, come back here. Stay away from the light. You suggest the original glue versus lead. And why not just wood glue always?  Oh, the wood glue, because like yesterday, Kim made a bunch of these signs, just the regular home signs, left them and came back a couple of minutes later. And one of the E's kind of slid off to the side.  So you want to use the wood glue because it dries quickly. You can use a little dab of this star bond to kind of keep it in place right away so it doesn't slide. And then you want to let your home sign sit and let that glue dry. But for our porch signs, the door rounds, we just use a star bond. That works great. It holds up to the weather. So the star bond is great for flat on flat. But when it's grainy like this, I mean, this isn't super grainy, but it's not flat. That star bond doesn't have a whole lot of grabbing power. I pulled it out so you can hold your sign up. Oh, is that what you're doing? Yeah, yeah. All right, I guess we're going in for the lift. All right, let's see. I hope everything stays on. I hope we don't get a lazy E. Bam. I don't know how much. Whoa, I just slid a strawberry. Oh, we're sliding it all over the place. We'll lay it back down. We'll lay it back down here. All right, here's a quick one. We'll give you guys a side view. Here, go overhead cam.  This is how he does his final shots. That's all manual. Yeah, the bottom slid. OK, we'll stop lifting it. Sorry, guy, sorry. All right, there you go. We chit-chatted and put together a home sign in less than an hour. Without the chit-chat, you could have added that second coat of paint on the other pickets over there and be ready to go. I still think you can put one together in less than an hour. Oh, yeah. You can put multiples together. If you set everything out, you can do three or four of them in an hour. Just crank on through. Crank through them strawberries. Just jam it out. But when you're done, your arms are going to feel like jelly. So preserve your energy and do them in steps. I can't think of any more strawberry jokes. So big thanks to all of our patrons. I'm going to add them here later on. But you guys know who you are. Like Scott. Christina and Erica. What else is out there? You guys are all out there. Yeah, I can't hear you being all. No, we're going to hook it up. All right, so we are about out of time. So if you're not going to join us for the patron after show, we will see you next week where we'll do it, build it, and make it again. And catch us on Tuesday where we do something live. Usually it's like a test file. It's been test cut Tuesdays for the last couple of weeks. It's going to remain that way for a while. I got another test cut coming. Yeah, we never do in strawberries. Tuesday's test cut is going to be a test cut of the strawberry round. Come back and join us. Keep the strawberry themed. It's sweet like that. All right, we'll see you guys next week.  Yeah, for 30 seconds. Sarah doesn't know how to end it, so now Garrett's got to go end it.


Right you legends, what is going on guys? Seriously? No seriously, what is going on? We're here, it is the final video of the day, look. I don't know if this video is going to come out actually at the end of this whole series of videos but this is what I do man, when I have a mission, when I have a goal, when I'm in a good headspace, I can do anything and that's what we've done. These last few days man, I've done reaction after reaction, I hope to God, the only thing I really hope is that you guys enjoy the content. And if you do please hit that like button, let me know down in the comment section below. But today, once and for all my friends, we're here, the final video of the day. I'm going to shut, I'm actually going to put this monitor right here, look.  I guess what I just want to say is that, you know, it's just me, it's me.  There's a lot of people out there that watch my videos when they're half pissed. And I want to say welcome, welcome man, welcome to the channel, welcome one and all. This channel is for everybody. This final video is one, you know, I've been looking forward to, it's Christian McCaffrey in college, playing for Stanford. The shiftiest player in college football, Stanford running back Christian McCaffrey career highlights. It's by myboyjustbombsproductions, and you know what, here's your shout out and I'll subscribe. Here we go. First play, where are we? McCaffrey is on the red team, he must be number five. He is number five. The step. Go McCaffrey! Did you just hear that? We just heard a commentator, an American commentator call a juke, or a jump cut, a step, which is exactly what us rugby players call it. So let's listen to that again. That was epic. What a step. Spied the gap, saw some daylight, went through, had a secondary coming across, jump cut him, and lo and behold, he got a touchdown. Takes the tackle. Oh, don't you just love a cut like that. See, he did that man.  Go McCaffrey! Pin your ears back. Yeah. Don't you just love McCaffrey at full flight? I certainly do.  Beautiful jump cut. Go McCaffrey. What a weapon. What a weapon. Look, one change of direction, and he's done it again. He's slowly faded to the left to set up that defender, and bang off his left to the right. Watch this. Bang. See ya. I love Christian McCaffrey at full speed. I love his running style. I really do. It's beautiful, and it reminds me of a rugby league player. Every time I see McCaffrey play, I always think of this guy, James Tedesco. He plays in the National Rugby League here in Australia. For anyone that is interested, please search him up. James Tedesco, J-A-M-E-S, T-E-D-E-S-C-O. He's a legend. Toss play. Okay, I think McCaffrey gave that pass actually. No, Hogan gave the pass. I like that. There we go. Look at that. See, that's... The reason I love pictures, I love tosses just like that, because look, the running back gets the ball. He's in the backfield. He has space. And that's the thing you want to give your running back as much of as possible, is space. You know what I mean? So, where's he going to go? Who knows? But because of his ability, he's going to create something. You just want to give him that space. That quarterback just gave the pass. He's turned around. He's going to block this number 42. And 57's going to block this fella. This cornerback is already going back with this tight end. Who's a threat. Oh, and McCaffrey throws the ball. Wow. I wouldn't have picked that. What a touchdown. What a touchdown. Fuck, he's got a nice running style. It is sick. Oh my God, they're snapping it straight to the running back? I have never seen that before. But he's got way too much space. Love it. Oh, too much pace. Blocking McCaffrey. Really? Really? You're putting him at quarterback. That's the best Russian quarterback I've ever seen. Was he ever going to pass that ball? That is the question. Jump cut. Go McCaffrey. Pin your ears back. Go! He's got some great speed. I'll tell you that. Oh! Tries to thread the needle. Goes straight through. Get smashed through his troubles, but still. Oh, that's a beautiful stutter step. Watch that, man. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this guy here. Number five.  He absolutely gives it to this defender. Breaks his ankles, then he's gone. Yeah, McCaffrey. Well, those cheerleaders at the end went moving, were they?  Sorry, girls. Oh, the step. The step. The step arm. The speed. What a step arm. Basically, the O-line just needs to go left. Go left, boys. Push as many players as you can to the left. Wait for that opening, and McCaffrey's going to take it. There he is.  Go! Score this. Score it. Oh! Watch this little route, man. Bam! Love it. Go, McCaffrey! Go, McCaffrey! At the last second. Damn it. This is a lot of fun. Too easy. Definitely done that a few times in the NFL already. Here's McCaffrey. Oh, mate. That's perfect. Look at that. The wide receivers caught him up.   He's got no chance. And McCaffrey to the goal line. Muscles his way into the end zone for the touchdown. It wasn't as clean as what I expected, but it still worked. Two touchdowns and a quarter for Christian McCaffrey. McCaffrey, of course, makes the proper cut. McCaffrey has two touchdowns. Oh, and blocks it. That's clean, isn't it? Three tight ends and an extra offensive lineman. Let's have a look at that. What do we got?  One, two, three, four, five, plus three tight ends. Quarterback, fullback, halfback. You could have been able to score it. Well, that's a counter and a half. It just makes me smile, man. I don't even need to say anything. It just makes me smile. Look. Can you see that shit? That's goosebumps. That's straight up legitimate goosebumps, and that's what I get. Foot race. See, that's the thing. He gets up to full speed so quick, but he's at like a 4-4-5, maybe 4-5, 40 yard dash speed. And if you've got someone that's 4-3 something, which a lot of these defensive backs genuinely do have that speed, he's probably going to catch you. Hmm. Beautiful shape there. Beautiful shimmy shape. Get off me. First down at the Washington State 12, the gain of 16-4. And McCaffrey will get the night started, and he does so in style.  Bro, first drive of the game, man. Awesome. Absolutely awesome. That's 243 yards rushing. That's a school record. Wow. Four rushing touchdowns on top of it. McCaffrey first down easily, and here he goes after the race. He's so efficient with his movement, with his feet. Should have backed himself for the corner. Should have given him a dead leg and gone straight for that par long. Out near the 36-yard line. McCaffrey on 3rd and 3 with a big haul. Look at the acceleration. Go! That was a whole lot of fun, guys. And that is officially, oh my god, that's officially the last video of the day. Look, I'm just going to show you guys what I'm working with. It's pretty bright. It's because I've got a halo light right behind the camera. Also, another thing I want to show you is that I've got my prize possession. My YouTube subscriber, 100,000 subscriber plaque, and my replica Green Bay Packers helmet. What I've done, guys, what I've done is, before I go to New Zealand, I wanted to prepare my apartment for rent. Because at the end of the day, I actually don't know what I'm doing. I don't know if I'm coming back. I don't know when I'm coming back. I've paid off a shitload of debt this year.  It was a massive whole.  You know, I'm not tied down to a job anymore. And I'm not tied down to my apartment anymore. I hope you guys have a fantastic Christmas, New Year, festive season, 2020. And with that being said, I'll see you in the next one.