Women are not good people. Damn. Y'all don't want to know the truth about that. No, women want to lie to themselves. That's why they put makeup on, women's on, eyelashes on. Let me ask you this. Why do you wear, had you ever seen a hairline? Are you good? Oh, OK. You didn't get that done or nothing? I don't know. I'm asking a question. That was a Hail Mary face. Ain't no time left on the couch. That was a Hail Mary. I'm not happy. You got to admit that was a good play to call. Showed. Showed that was a good play to call. Yep, Shawlamayne to God. Andrew's show. We are the Brilliant Idiots podcast back for another week of brilliant idiotness. In today's episode is brought to you by Squarespace, from websites and online stores, the marketing tools and analytics. Squarespace is the all-in-one platform to build a beautiful online presence and run your business. There are no hidden fees or price hikes and all websites are optimized for mobile. And it's so simple. Start with a design template and use drag and drop tools to make it your own.   Let's start the show. Hezakaya Walker. I don't think there's anything wrong with Cheesecake Factory, bro. We're going to get to it, man. We're going to get to it. You know what I'm saying? That hurt my heart. Because we got my guy in here, man. West Coast legend, hosted in No Ceilings podcast on the Black Effect I Heart Radio podcast network. He's got a new album out right now called Cancel These Nuts. Yeah, true. G. Malone, Watch Finest. I can't believe we really feel to talk about this. Why? I don't think no woman said that. There's a whole, all right, fair enough. That's true. I don't really believe this. What happened here, it says a group of ladies make a list of places men shouldn't take them on the front. Put it this way, women have agreed with it. I don't believe that. Cheese agreed right now. Taylor definitely agreed with it. Taylor, I literally agree just to the chain restaurant. Cheesecake Factory, you know what, that's a chain? On the first date. No boo's a chain. Didn't I tell you that? Oh, Taylor, didn't I tell you that exact same thing? When you was talking about these fancy restaurants?  I'm not talking about fancy restaurants.  Mr. Chow's, Mrs. Lee Chow's, all the chain restaurants. I never said that I wanted a fancy restaurant, though. All I'm saying is, put a little thought into the first date. Let's do it in context. Why? Here's a list of places women absolutely refuse to go on a first date. And thank you to the ladies who reached out to help me on my list. I don't know if this is an order, but it's 28 of them. What about Room 40? Would you go to Room 40? She don't even know what that is. Yeah, I don't. Room 40. I don't know what that is. Room for these nuts. Cheesecake Factory, Applebee's, Chili's, Chipotle, Olive Garden, the Movies, Your House, Any Fast Food Chain, Buffalo Wild Wings, Wingstop's, Red Lobster of Buffet, IHOP, Denny's, The Gym, Church, Starbucks, Coffee Dates, Ice Cream Dates, Family Functions, Movie Night, Somewhere That Requires a Long Drive, Bowling Night Clubs, Hookah Bar, A Bar for Just Drinks, Waffle House, Sporting Events. Where are you going on the first date, then? That's just ridiculous. I mean, sporting events for a first date, we came to take it. That'd be great. I can't take it to a digs game? Yeah. I can't, you don't want to take it to a Lakers game? That ain't fly? You know, the only exception in me going to Applebee's is if we went to a sporting event or something else beforehand, and then we just try and find one. If you like the guy, why the hell do it matter where you go? That's right. What do you mean? Because first impressions matter too. No, boy, you already.  That's the impression. So clearly, you like him enough to say, yeah, we can go out. Yeah, so I'm seeing where you wouldn't take me as Applebee's. That's how you feel about me? Applebee's is a family chain that you going to go for the rest of your life. It does have to do with me, because you're not putting no thought into all these restaurants in New York. And you choose Applebee's? There's no thought in the fancy ones. It's just fancy. Actually, taking her to Noble was more basic. Because he think that, oh, she'll be so impressed by this. That's a good-ass point. I take her to Noble. She ain't used to know Noble. That's a good-ass point. She's from Philly. She's like, it's the Bibles. First of all, stop doing this, you guys. That's true. No, it's not. You don't got to know Noble in Philly. So? So that's why you so excited. That don't count. That's not the point. What are we talking about? The point is, cheesecake factories are fine establishment, and those avocado egg rolls rival any appetizer on any single restaurant.  They got the light options. I haven't had a cheesecake in a very long time, so I can't say no. I can't say no to cheesecake yet. But Applebee's, Denny's. There's a lot of pressure to start Applebee's. That is disrespectful. Oh, listen to what you say. Listen to what you say. Your man taking you to Chipotle before he tries to smash. So what do you mean? First of all, why would you think that he's about to smash on the first date? Well, we always hope. It's not like we don't think. Why do y'all think that you're supposed to? I'm taking you to Noble. You ain't ever been to Noble? Yes, I have. OK. You ain't never been to Noble. What difference do a man give you like him? It does tell a difference. Because it shows how you feel about me. No, it doesn't. Yes, it does. No, how he treats you shows how you feel about me. This is why men are better, yo. Where'd you take your girl on the first date? Veselka. What if you died? A Ukrainian diner. Did you really? Where did it go in my life? In Ukraine, in the middle of the war. Middle of the war. And guess what, she was happy to be there because she was with her boo. Yeah, you flew her out, right? You flew her out, though, right? I didn't fly her out. If you fly somebody out for the first date, that's the worst impression in the world. Facts. Why would you? Do you know what that means? If you fly somebody out, that's the worst thing you can do in the world. I'm asking Andrew, he's got, you know, you money out there, so I don't know if that's how you swing it. I went to Veselka. I'm the entertainment. I don't need the restaurant to be the entertainment. That's the point. And I don't want it to be like quiet and like weird. I want to be able to talk to you. I don't have a point. You don't have a point. I just did tell my point. Your point is so superficial per usual. I did, that's not first, that's not. It's so superficial per usual. Because I want a guy to think outside the box. But it's never about the guy. It's always about what the guy can do for you. You are outside of the box. You're the box. He's taking me out on a date, right? No, he's coming to spend time with you. He's taking me out on a date, right? Spending time with you. Taylor, can I ask you one question real quick? If you said to a man, I want to go to dinner at Cheesecake Factory, do you think a man would go, why would she take me to Cheesecake Factory the first time we went out? I think he would say noble. You think we would? You're going to noble. Exactly. Stop it. Stop it, stop it, stop it right now. What? Stop it right now. Stop it right now. Well, first of all, y'all think it's a basic, so y'all wouldn't care like that. But you just referred to me as something. Yes, I did. What? Can you make it seem like y'all don't care? Graduation, my God. Graduation. But do you know what y'all really want? I don't know how to react. I was telling the homie this. You're the guy I proposed to. Women, I just did a whole pot on this. Nelly women are cool, but culturally, women are not good people. Damn.  God, we, damn. I just did a whole pot on this. When you birthed my own woman, and you're going to say that we're not good people? I know, I'm grateful, but you guys culturally are raised to be not good people. Is it useful? What? Think about how you just said that. Like, look at how shallow. Because I want a man to think outside the box.  That's right. He can't spend it, no. Don't try to slip it like that. No, no, no. Don't try to slip it like that. No, don't try to slip it like that. You should be prepared for this, Nelly. Yeah. And I've been telling you all this for years. Culturally, you, women, most women are not good people. Sounds crazy. Could you act like I'm asking for a mad money or anything else? I'm asking if you take a nice, take me out on a nice date. What about the person that's with you? The person is the gentleman.  No, it's not. You're settling for that. Yes, it is. No, it's not. Yes, it is.  Exactly. That's disrespectful. I'm not wasting no time. That's bad, disrespectful. I'll take him into a buffet. So you think your value is in the restaurant? Huh? Your value's in the restaurant. You can't even pronounce salmon. You pronounce an L. I can't take you to the salmon. I can't, I can't waste fresh salmon. We need my value. I'm saying if y'all just. That's Scottish Salamence. Look, y'all are tall. I can't have you doing that in the field. And you like the guy. The point of a date is for two people to get to know each other. Yeah, and I said, and then I only told you. And then I said, I'll have a walk in the park. I'm cool with that. Listen, you want a walk in the park. Put my life at danger. Why do y'all say that? You don't know a safe park. So no matter. You want a safe park with no Puerto Ricans. The one in Williamsburg. What's that park called? So you don't even know the name. Yes, McCarran. Oh, with a Karen in it. I'm saying, what's that you keep it saying? You like the guy. Don't tell him, why does it matter where he take you if he's a great guy? That's real. If he's a great guy, he wouldn't know. That's not true. There's nothing to know. What if we get high? What if we get high and we're going to make. You're saying you like Applebee, so now. I don't like Applebee's food completely. It's not because it's a lower or higher tier restaurant. The food is not good. What if we get high and go to McDonald's and play in the play place? First of all, they don't want to make the play place. That could be a cool day. That's not a fun day. I don't think so no more, but if we get high, I'm down for everything. So why you can't go to Applebee's? That's crazy. That can not be the only date. But you'll go to McDonald's and play in the play place? Where we go before that? Chinese food. Is it? Is it? Is it Asian style? Like look where, how far y'all got away from just regular life? Why are y'all so willing to like. Save money? Not even save money, but like. What's wrong with Starbucks and coffee dates? That's fine. That's good. I don't mind coffee. During the day. But that's fine. All I'm saying is a cheap restaurant to me is basic. What's wrong with basic? And only because we're in New York. We have mad restaurants here. And you're just thinking like let's take her to Applebee's. No. You know what it is? To find Applebee's in New York? You're sure? It's harder to find Applebee's in New York. I can see that you like Applebee's because the food is not good. But you like yo, and you keep using this time. All I'm saying is put some thought into a date. I did.  That's not true. If he's trying to impress you, he wouldn't take the Applebee's. Why are you worth impressing? What do you want my worth impressing? You think you're greater? No. So then why are you worth impressing? Because... Why is he not impressing? It's not up to the man to... But that is a good point. Why are you not trying to impress him? If he asked me on a date, shouldn't he be impressing me?     Yeah, but I'm gonna be grateful that he actually wanted to take me on a date and everything else too. So be grateful and go to Applebee's. No. Yes. No. I said what I said. You need to put more thought into the date. What if he's acting his wage? What if that's all he can afford? There's plenty of restaurants where he can act his wage. Like I said, we're in New York. Like we're in New York. We are in New York. Stop. What if he truly enjoys... You know we're in New York. So stop. What if he truly enjoys Applebee's? What if that's his favorite restaurant? What if he owns 20 Applebee's? He's a millionaire. Like that man. Like that man. That's great. You've heard all of these arguments. I've said all of these things to you. That's great. The ownership of everything. He owns 20 Applebee's. He owns Applebee's. He's a go time millionaire. He's a go time millionaire. So check this. So check this. He could take me to Applebee's, right?  What do you mean? What if Applebee's is his favorite restaurant? It better be creative.  Like I want to see flowers and everything else then. Applebee's? All I'm saying is put some creativity in it. You want flowers in Applebee's? You think he owns Applebee's? I'm telling you he owns 20 Applebee's. Why can't he? But you want flowers in Applebee's? Everybody's here. All I'm saying is put a thought into it. But it's going to look uncomfortable. That's all I'm saying. Why is this poor girl getting all these flowers? Exactly. They're going to be so confused.  Exactly. She passed away. Take me to your mom's house. Because she's special. She passed away. But now since you're the most important woman in my life how have you been dating? How have you been dating? Because how are you the most important person now? And it's the first date. What if Applebee has got some trauma? I don't know. First date or just dates in general? Because overall if I'm dating someone you're probably going to hear about Applebee's one of these days. Now he's telling us all about Applebee's. Now he's telling us all about Applebee's.  You all know what I'm trying to say. So you think Applebee, you think Max's is more luxurious than Applebee's? No. I'm just going to skip Applebee's and all that. What about a date where you get your hair done? No one goes to Max's either. That's a tourist spot. What about a date where you get your hair done?  You're from Upper Darby. That's nice. What do you say, Amber?  That's not a date. What if I'm paying for your hair? That's outside of the box. That's not a date. What if I see you and I say, yo you need your hair done. First of all. Let's go to the hairdresser. No. First of all that's disrespectful. That's disrespectful.  That man keeping it real with you.  Damn, bro. We just trying to help. Nice video. I really can't stand your idea. That's what I'm saying. You're struggling. They are not good people.  I want to make your hair better.  You can get your hair. I'll sit across from you.  That's not a date. That's right. We can't even do that. Now I can take you someplace presentable. Do you know what happens? Take you to Applebee's? Because your hair looks like a... First of all, my hair would never look like that. Your hair says Applebee's.  That's funny. We can't even be good. You're about saying noble, but your hair is screaming Applebee's.  We literally cannot win. It's hard to be us. This is crazy.  I imagine you made a man some food. Why are you so lazy? Do you cook? It's not lazy. I just got a good point. Do you cook glasses? It's not lazy, right? Do you cook? Yes, I cook well. But listen, I'm saying intellectually, you shouldn't have to think about somebody you like and just wanting to hang with them. But if that's the case, we could just take a walk in the park or just... Or don't matter where we go.  It's not a high horse. It is a high horse. No, it's not. First of all... First of all... First of all... First of all, my father told me not to settle either. So if I don't want to go to Applebee's, why should I go on the first date? Not to settle.   You wouldn't mind if your daughter went on a date or at Applebee's. That's where they're probably going to go. You wouldn't mind if your daughter went on a date. What's better? Applebee's or Netflix and Chills? You said what? What's better? Applebee's or Netflix and Chills? I could do the Netflix and Chills. Taylor, you know... Taylor, that doesn't even make no sense. No, listen, listen, listen, listen. So you're going to his house? Listen, because guess what? I have gone to a man's house. And gave up crops before he even took you to Applebee's?  On the first date? I never had sex with him. He cooked for me. We had a good time talking, and I left. That's it. That ain't happening, bro. Nobody believes you. That ain't happening, bro. Did y'all come home? Nobody believes me. No. Nobody believes me. Why do you not believe me? I don't believe nobody ever treated you that nice. No! What's up with you? I don't even know if that's nice. What's up with you? What did I say? That's not that nice. What did I say? That's not even that nice. What did I say? That's not even that nice. Think about what you say. And God's watching and listening. God's watching and listening. But you know what? That list is just horrible.  It's a bad list. You shouldn't even be thinking like that. If you like somebody, if you like somebody, Taylor and they said they want to take you to Applebee's. That's their favorite restaurant. She go, they might be a good guy. And can I answer your question? It probably would be a good time by being annoyed that he took me. But what if he really likes it? Aren't you taking me out on a date? Shouldn't you think about what's up with you? What's up with you? What's up with you? What's up with you? What's up with you? Shouldn't you think about what's considered of me? Taylor, can I answer your question? No. Because you asked me a question. You said, how would I feel if my daughters got took to Applebee's? More importantly, is the person they with a nice person? That's sad. That's all it boils down to? Y'all don't think at 30 years old that a man should... Who's 30? 32 years old. Don't you try to subtract. Oh my God. Don't you try to subtract. Ever since in me told you. Oh my God. You gotta say in my 30s. You gotta say a woman in your 30s. A woman in my 30s, right? Mid-30s. It's not me. Stop. Kind of mid-30s. Yeah, it's those haters. That's mid-30s. They got rounding up.   I don't think... Going to Applebee, there's like a college, high school date. No, but talk about you. A woman in her upper mid-30s. Let's get high on her. Yeah, this is bad. I'm in my early 30s. Go, go, go. I'm in my early 30s. That's not appropriate. Yes, it is. No, it's not. You're just being... Well, guess what? Guess what?  You had to be more thoughtful to me. You don't seem like you're that thoughtful. First date with... She came over. Yeah. What's the nicest thing you've done for a woman? I mean... What's the nicest thing? Jump during. No, no. What's the nicest thing you've done for a woman? No. No, no, no. Hold up, hold up. This is a really good question. I don't really... I'm not a nice person. So, so listen.  I'm not a nice person.  Squabble. I'm a kind person. I'm not a nice person. I'm a kind person. So what's the... I really don't really do whatever I done. Kind for a woman? Yeah. Have you got a girl's flowers before? Jewelry? Yeah. Not jewelry, but flowers. Yeah. I bought some of my jewelry. Hell yeah. What's the most thoughtful thing? Like, if you want to impress her, what would you do? Read to her. Read what? Whatever I'm reading. If I read to you, if I put knowledge in your head, that's pretty good. But you're just reading a chapter to her? Yeah. I could be reading a chapter or reading a story out the Bible, whatever I'm reading.  That's the greatest thing I could do. Tell her like, damn, I ain't never been read to her. Yes, I have. Relax. Just involve you with it. Dad don't count. Wait, what? First of all. Hold on. First of all. Wait, wait, wait. Keep it that way. Keep it that way. Who read to you? Who read to you? What did they read? What if they read an Applebee's menu seat? What if it's a two for Tuesday? You could select any two entrees and get a free size. But what if someone reads you? Because, yeah, what if someone reads you? Actually, what's the number that you write? Sam, Sam, I am. What's it? What's that book that grandmother's hands or something like that? That man did not read Resmominicum my grandmother's hands. Yes, he did. You know how long that book is? Why do you all think? It's like 300 plus pages long. No, wait, no, no, no, no, no. That man did not read Resmominicum come with a workbook. What kind of man? It's a workbook. Wait. Like exercises after each chapter that you have to do. Wait, what kind of, first of all, I'm not saying he read it chapter to me, but he was explaining to me like you were saying, the book that he's reading explaining to me, you know, the guideline to what he's reading about. That's what you mean by read. I mean, you're actually reading. Right. Like reading the story. Like reading the story. The story time. Tom, this is bad. I'd rather have a conversation. Read your story, Taylor. What's that? You don't like... Listen, you... Do you want me to read to you, Taylor? I think that I was raised, I was raised to myself. Your father would never, your father would never agree with you. I bet you my father would be like... If he said somebody would take you down but he would not say you shouldn't go because of that one. He would go, wow, cheap date. That is not true. No, he would not. I'm sure he took...  We could make a call. We could make a call. Call him right now. Wait, let's call Pop. Call him. But wait, I have a question. You're about to get humble right now. Wait, have a question.  That's real, you mean it. I don't think my dad be... But my dad be... Really, really. My dad be drooling though because if he knows he's on the podcast, he's going to say something more English. No, just be like that. Say dad. Where'd you take mom on the first date? That's not fair. Why? That's not fair. Because you're basing it off with a wife for the first date and everything else. This is back in the day.  And plus, y'all, New Trends since y'all was like 16, right? Y'all, New Trends since y'all was 16, right? I went to the radio earlier. She said... She said, I get the movies, right? She said, this first date conversation is crazy. If you both talk... She was. You both talk beforehand and have an interest. What's the problem? IG ruined life for everybody. Yeah, and that's your problem. That's not... No, it's not. It is. No, it's not. Y'all have ridiculous expectations. Before I actually had into what it is, I've been had this discussion with Eddie and he told me, like, that's crazy, blah, blah, blah.  The gym is not a good first date. I've been to the gym on the first date, but guess what we did stuff after. Like, all I'm saying is this can't be just that. But you said a walk in the park is fine. Yeah, a walk in the park. That gym is so good after the good day. That's not your money. But I'm not talking about money, though. So why are you keep talking about money? I never put money into it. You said she did what you're saying to create... That's money. That's money. Why should it be a creativity outside of the conversation itself? Why should there be? Yes. Like, why do you need a creative idea of a day? Why do you need to be entertained by everything but the person you with? Because I'm an entertainment. Because you're an entertainment? Yeah.  Exactly. Let's call... Just call your father real quick. She ain't gonna dial a real number. Yes, I am. Let me see it say Daddy. That sounds crazy. I don't know. It might be a different. I know it might be. You might got two daddies in there. Let me see. First, I don't call them in daddies. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see it and call... Dad. There you go. Put it on speaker. Put it on speaker. Dad. Yeah. Hey, so we're recording right now and I'm trying to make a point. No, no, no, no. Just ask the question. I want you Mr. Hayes. I want you Mr. Hayes, sir. What's that? That's Charlamagne. Hey, Mr. Hayes. Hey, Charlamagne. Can I ask you a question, sir? Where did you take your lovely wife on a per date? I had the question. No, isn't it? Hold on, there's two parts. Would you take your lovely wife on a first date? On a first date? Yes, where'd you take her? They were in college. To the movies. The movies. The movies. The movies. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Six on that list. I never argued about the movies. Would you take her to eat? Now, the first time you guys went out to eat, where did you guys go? We're from a, look, we went to college together. And we went to a restaurant in a small town that had no big time, big names. Now, would it be weird for you to go to Applebee's on a date? To date, yeah. Ha, ha, thank you, father. Wait, give me a ball, give me a ball, give me the ball. No, no, no, no, no, no, not you and your wife going on a date to Applebee's. I'm saying, like back in the day of your first date, would it be weird that you guys went to Applebee's? They were young. Only if it was in that small town there wouldn't be nothing else wise. Because listen, when we keep trying to tell your daughter, she keep begging these guys to take her to Applebee's. Don't lie, yo. And we're trying to tell her Applebee's is not the move. Yeah, you said that lie. She keep begging these guys to do, yo, find me in Applebee's, find me in Applebee's. And we like, yo, there's no boo here, there's Brooklyn shop house, it's all kind of other good restaurants. But for some reason, she keeps saying, no, I want Applebee's. That's what I'm used to. And we trying to tell her step for a game of. I'm surprised, yeah. Me too. Me too. Me too, Mr. Haley. Thank you, Mr. Haley. Thank you, Mr. Haley. Bye. Good day. You need to listen to your dad tell her. Tell her. You should listen to your father. That's no joke. That's no joke. Tell her. You should listen to your father more often, Tesla. I don't know. I just think it's a lot of too much thought into a lot of the stuff. Here's my biggest thing. All jokes aside, here's my biggest thing with this list. Once again, women are thinking about everything except for how good demand is. Exactly. It's always about what a man can buy them, where the man can take them. How creative was the day? Yes. Instead of just, is he a good dude? Is he a good human? Yes. How to do qualities though? No. Qualities? No. No, that man is acting his way.  Doesn't mean he's a bad guy. I never said that. Y'all really are. No, we're saying because you're saying the date needed to be creative. He need to put a lot of thought into it. He don't have to put a lot. All I'm saying is there's many restaurants in New York.  You don't think he's...  He shouldn't be thinking about nothing but you and getting some food he'll start me talking to you. Yeah, exactly. So let me think of a good spot for her for us to eat good and everything else. So you just don't like the taste of Applebee's? Yeah, like the chain... Yeah, it's a chain of restaurants. I don't think you like men. Not chain restaurants.  But I'm saying like without the basic ones of Olive Garden, what I call basic Olive Garden, Olive Garden does not be... Applebee's, Denny's, they all stop using the word basic. Marriage, all that stuff is basic. I'm just saying, that's not really...  You really want the consistency of a basic... Marriage is basic. But on a first date, my guy... Just capture your imagination. Make you think it's gonna be something. No, it doesn't even have to be like... All I'm saying, again, we are in New York. The best restaurant you can think of is Applebee's. Let not the best. You are the best thing going on. It's not the restaurant. Look, I say what I say. You're not gonna convince me. I understand. But that's what I said. Women are not, for the most part, good people. It is. Stop, stop saying that. You think that's evil? Yes, but culturally, they raise to be selfish. It's a lot of conflicting things inside of them that makes them fight. It is. I think it's generational. Because Eve passed that selfishness down. I think it's a lot of generations. Hold on a second. Let Charlie get his Eve point out. He been trying to get out for the last hour. No, I'm just saying. I think Eve passed it down. Because she did. She was selfish. She wanted that apple. That's it. Think about it. Peace for everybody. And who? Who could have been living in a town of blit, no? But who finds a serpent that talks to me? Who finds a serpent that talks to me? You got a husband. You just had to find somebody else, trying to be creative. God damn. Trying to be creative. Well, I missed it. Yeah, you don't want to hear this. You don't want to hear this. You're Eve, though. You had to have the apple. I think Eve ate a mushroom before she ate the apple. That's why she thought the goddamn snake was talking to her. That's definitely 100% positive. They were absolutely doing hallucinogenic drugs. She had a good man there, the only man on the planet. It's the only person. Only person. She found somebody else to talk to. God damn. A serpent. Whoa. And a serpent like, well, you know, you should try the fruit. He's like, well, you know what? They don't seem like a. Even though God just said, don't do that. That's because they always trying to be creative.  Well, let's get the most exotic fruit out of all the fruits. The one guy said, do not eat. He's hiding something from you. It's only y'all two on the whole planet. What could he hide? What could he be possibly hiding? What could he hide?   I'll try this, babe. Bit the apple. And what y'all still doing today? Going to people with phones. Apple bees. That's why you don't like apples. Disson apple bees. Trauma. The term apple.   Apple, bro.  That's what is named after apple bitches. That's what apple is. Apple bees is apple bitches, bro. Oh, I didn't ever think of it that day. Wow.  This is crazy. Let's go. What else we got in your little game, Taylor? Yeah.  Meme of the week. It wasn't. What's it called? By any meme necessarily. But your girl Taylor Swift spooked up again with Kelsey. Of course.  It ain't even that real, y'all. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You don't think they moved in too fast? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You don't think so? Come on, bro. Week after week. You don't think this is just, at this point, this is just good marketing. Her and Patrick Mahone's wife got a can shake already. Come on, yo. Can't they enjoy a game, bro? Can't we support white love, bro? Why does the camera cut the Taylor Swift every single time a touchdown is scored? Football's boring, bro. It's getting boring. For me, it's boring because they keep showing Taylor Swift all the time. Who's this girl? I don't know. What was that? I have no idea who that is. That's what you call it? It's girlfriend? Juju? Juju Smith Schuster? Look at me. I ain't got all that bouncing. No real. Lick of rhythm up there. Who's? It's like a well-trained musician. That's her kid. That's her with Patrick Mahomes? Yeah. It's like he's a well-trained musician. There ain't a lick of rhythm up there. Damn. That's crazy. I can't do Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey, man. God bless them. I wish them the best. But I don't get it. I don't know why Taylor Swift is infiltrating my football every Sunday like this. Come on. She want that Super Bowl, man. Well, usher got it this year. Is Taylor Swift music good? Yeah, she's the greatest of all time. The greatest what? She's the greatest entertainer of all time. White woman? No, just the greatest entertainer of all time. Come on, man.  I mean, by all metrics, she's the greatest. You can't. How do you measure the greatest entertainer?  Who? Yeah. Is she really good though? No, she's incredible. The live show's incredible. Is she really, really good? She's incredible. Like Michael Jackson? No, Michael Jackson is the greatest entertainer of all time. Is she Beyonce good? No. I've never seen Beyonce's live show, but from the people who have seen it, hers is better. She's not usher good, bro. She don't do that. Do she dance? I've never been to a Taylor Swift show. Yeah, does she dance on beat, Andrew? Yeah. She does. She does dance on beat. She dance on beat? I was very racist to do this. No, it wasn't. Let me tell you something. Oh, that's a little bit irrational. Tell you something. I want to go see usher Friday night in Los Angeles. Usher is good as Beyonce. Nobody would really ever say that because... No, why not? But he's really good. Usher might... He's not what? Usher is really good, but nobody would say he's good as Beyonce because it just sounds blasphemous. I don't think it's not blasphemous at all. I think there's only... You've seen it. Usher is the truth. Usher is upper echelon. Usher is a generation... Usher is a once-in-a-lifetime generational talent. I didn't know you went to the show. I went to the show. How was? I went to the show. And did he try to sing for you? Try. Please. You got it? Yeah. You go, give me that, give me that, give me that. Must I remind you? Don't leave your girl around me. He's got the terrace, man. Yeah, he is.  The terrace. I tried to hold his hand, he let it go. Yeah. Now watch. Damn, he got you blushing. You should have went to the one on the... Too cool to vlog, too cool. He has one right? Why she looks so... You know my wife don't like no attention. She's like, man, if you don't get out of here. Yo.   Mother fucker got people staring over here.  I can see her in my life, why? Then he gave her the roses. Told her he wanted her to feel appreciated. She passed him off to Dolly.  And he goes, damn, you don't want my roses. He must have gave you the talk before he got here. I had to give him no talk. He said, I know Mike. Yes. He said all of that on the microphone. I just couldn't really get none of my business. He might have slept with one, but he couldn't. It wouldn't last. I just didn't know what he was doing. Let me tell you what I just did after that. He left, he left from my wife. He goes, is that Doja Cat? Doja Cat over there with her dude. I believe that was her dude. He goes over there, serenades her. She gets up, she dances. Then he looks around. Is that Jessica Alba? Jessica Alba's a happily married woman. Goes over there, serenades her. Then he looks and he goes, Yeah J-Lo, I ain't going over there. I don't want no smoke with Ben Affleck. Look at Doja Cat.  This guy is a terrorist man. Wait a minute, why Ben Affleck? He's seen the town. Who's that? That's Doja Cat. That's Doja Cat. I'll let it to her. I don't know if that's her man next to her. I don't know who that was next to her.  Upper echelon performer. That show right there. If you've never gone to see Usher in Vegas, you've got to go see that residency. And I hope he bring that stripper pole to Super Bowl. To Magic City. He got to bring the stripper pole to the Super Bowl. What does he do on the stripper pole? No, it's not what he does. It's what he got the women doing. Because if you've ever been to Magic City and Atlanta, you know that those women aren't just strippers. They're actually athletes. And he brings that to that stage. He got to do that at the Super Bowl. If you see it, you'd be impressed. I've been to Magic City. Really? Yeah. I went with Dubo. He was there on the nights when they were doing back flips and all kind of stuff, jumping from pole to pole.  Huh? A real stripper is a really athletic person, as crazy as it sounds. That's what he got. That's what Usher got.  I actually believe, and I've said this before, Usher is the king of R&B for our generation. Oh, who else? Chris Brown. All right, Kelly. Come on now. I know the king has got knocked off his throne, but come on, man. Who do you think it is? Because R. Kelly can't do everything Usher can do. R. Kelly can't dance. That's right. Yeah, but R&B ain't always about dancing. He's not entertaining, but Usher got all those songs. Usher got all the slaps. He got the party song. I mean, yeah. Usher got it, bro. And if you go see Usher's show, and I understand R. Kelly can do this at home. Let me take that back. I got to think about that. I'm going to think about that, because that ain't as crazy the more I think about it. No! The amount of hits Usher has. While he's saying R. Kelly at first, though, because he writes... Because R. Kelly for sure is the guy. Bro, he did a two-and-a-half-hour show. And every one is a banger. Every single song. Even R. Kelly would do that, Miss. Even the new ones you think you didn't know. But R. Kelly don't be dancing. Like, I... R. Kelly used to dance with public announcement. Long time ago. I was just putting R. Kelly first, because, well, one... He's got the best R&B songs. Bro, R. Kelly's skating. I don't even think R. Kelly had the best R&B songs. Yeah, Usher got some fire. I don't believe that. Bro, R. Kelly's greatest song is the... R. Kelly is the... Do you have your passport? Do you have your shots? Which one is that? Well, you know, if I fly in the girls to America, would you like to go to New Jersey? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'll tell y'all something else, bro. No, you want to come with me to America? Do you have your passports? Do you have your shots? All the jokes, right, they self would go away. Bro, no. Usher had endless hits. That's not fair. That's fair. His last two songs were like... I have to really think about that. I'm going to have to really think about that. That's a real conversation. That's fair. For my generation, it's Usher. You know what I'm saying? I'm 45. I don't know. What? Over kills? Easily to me. Easily to me. You know what it is, Usher? I'll give it the right amount of time. And by the way, y'all ain't mentioned nobody else. Ain't nobody else even close? No, no, no, no. Chris is as good a performer to me as Usher. He just don't got all the... I think Chris is a better dancer. I don't think he's a better performer. Sure. The whole complicated singing and stuff. Yes. I think he's a better dancer. I don't think he's a better performer. I think he's good as a performer. Well, I feel like he does this thing on his concert where the fans get to choose three songs whoever yells louder for the song he has to perform. And he's doing that off of... not off of fly because he probably practices all of them, but he'll know which one the fans are going to choose. Chris is tough. I've seen Usher do a whole skate routine on... Yeah.   He's a better dancer. It's not even close. Yeah. I mean, not as far as R&B, but I think Chris is dope as a performer. Chris can do it, though, if he... But I would love... that would have been the ultimate versus Usher and R. Kelly. That's been a really good verse. I think Usher smokes him. You can't smoke R. Kelly. I think Usher smokes him, man. Smokes R. Kelly? I think Usher smokes him, though. Man, you can't go to jail for two days. Everybody forget. That's crazy. Jonathan Major's accuser to be charged with assault. Good. Seven months after his arrest, the woman who accused Jonathan Major's of domestic violence will soon be charged with assault seven months after the actor's March arrest, according to the Office of the Deputy Commissioner of Public Information, DCP, for the New York Police Department, who exclusively confirmed the domestic violence charge to the messenger on Monday night. The DCPI tells the messenger that Jabari is expected to volunteer to report to the NYPD's 10th Precinct in the near future after their actor filed a counter complaint against her back in June, according to a law enforcement source, Jabari, who was overseen at the time, will be issued a desk appearance ticket, which police issued a required suspect to appear in court to answer charges. Jabari, a movement coach, accused the ant man and wasque Guantanamanian star of domestic violence after he was arrested on March 25th. Damn. Fucked up. Thoughts? It's not going to be as loud as the po- it's not going to be as loud as what he went through. We gotta make it. This is impossible. But it's because he's not a star. We don't know, right? Like, it's still innocent to prove it guilty on both of there, but- Because it's innocent to prove it guilty with John's might. But that's wrong. That's right. But that's the culture so I want to see the continuousness, the least the consistency of it all. Well, the reason it's going to never be equal is because she's not a star. She's not a star with mad endorsements and mad movies. There's no clicks in, you know, somebody being innocent. I would like to see the apologies be loud, too. What are you going to take from her? I don't even know what a movement coach is. Like, what are they going to take from her? You know what I'm saying? Meanwhile, Jonathan Majors got scripted of all kind of different things. Like, how do you get that stuff back? Did they ever go to trial, though? Did we ever figure out what happened? They keep pushing Jonathan's stuff back.  Don't you have the right to a speedy trial? Yeah, but that's not always the best. As a criminal, that wasn't always the best in your interest. You'd have to really have a lot of things going in your favor. As a criminal? What do you mean? Like, when I used to get in trouble for selling Charmin and all that, you didn't really want to push for a speedy trial. You kind of- Time was always on your side. I think, you know, speedy trial is different to have to present the evidence. Like, you kind of- It's a weird strategy, but people do that all the time when I'm from- How many times you got caught selling Charmin? How about five or six? And what is Charmin, exactly? What? PCP. Oh, PCP. Like dust, you know what I mean? Like a combination of perperidine, bromal benzene, cyanide, a couple of ingredients mixed together and makes a liquid that you put on a cigarette. They call it Charmin because it's- you used to put it on a brown cigarette, called a Charmin cigarette. But they call it dust out here because it's on mint leaves. Tangledust. Yes. What made you want to do that and sell it like selling crack or cocoa? I started selling. When I first started hustling, I started selling crack in high school. It was kind of the regular thing to sell. But PCP, nobody was over the money. You know, crack, you had to wait on the supplier. You had to wait on somebody with a Spanish name. They had to come and somebody had to give you something. PCP, you could just make it like, if you know what you was doing, or brothers was making it. So they was in charge of the trade. So it was just a different. The profit was way better. You didn't have as much competition. You know what I mean? Everybody sold cracking watch at one time. Everybody. But PCP, you had to be a special kind of person. So you might spend $50 at that time and make $320 off one ounce. Really? Yeah. And you're doing it in four hours. Oh, wow. Isn't that like one of the most dangerous drugs people can be on them? It depends on who you as. Right now, fentanyl got everything beat. Mm-hmm. So I don't know. But I didn't really see no long-term effects, but I'm not a doctor, neither, so. But for the most part, people usually get themselves together. They figure it out.  They be stent. The craziest part is you smoke. You watch somebody yourself. Somebody is sticky. A dip they cigarette there, smoke it. And in mind, you used to be so flammable, you had to light it with another cigarette. And they'd just be stuck right there for like 15 minutes. Like a mannequin. Is it a high that they want to come back to? Yeah, every time. Damn. They don't want that again. But I just seen multiple things.  And that was a good shine. Or they get naked because it's too hot. Oh, that's why they used to call it butt naked, right? Yes. Yeah. What'd you do when they got naked? Oh, you just kind of get away. You just don't. And normally, when standing there, you just kind of be running around. It used to be so crazy. One of my homeboys was smoking and we was messing with him. And I remember we closed a rod iron fence in the yard and told him he had life. And he really thought he had life. I swear to God.  I swear to God. He was in the yard and it's funny because the home is going to see this. He's going to be like, this nigga crazy. But we slammed the gate on him.  Let's put some of my books. He really thought he had life. He was holding the game. Let me out. Prison ain't for me. And he just, I was like, this is crazy. I should have put him in there with another naked PCP person to see what happened. Yeah. He's going to be in prison for life. Man, they be super strong. Like they be super strong. They be almost impervious to pain. It's some crazy stuff to see. It was a different time for sure. Damn. Y'all want to pay some bills? Let's pay some bills. Pay some bills. Let's pay some bills. All right, guys. Let's take a break for a second. Listen, man. Everyone deserves to feel like a VIP and with DashPass from Door Dash, you can DashPass members get zero dollar delivery fees and up to 10% off eligible Door Dash orders including groceries, drinks, personal care items and more. If you sign up for DashPass today, use the code IDIOTS, you get 50% off up to a $10 value when you spend $12 or more signing up for DashPass. Now remember, this subject to change, terms and conditions to apply. DashPass makes delivery even more worth it. Helping members save more than $35 per month on average, plus DashPass delivers way more than just tonight's dinner, including special access to experiences, promotions and DashPass exclusive menu items all for only $9.99 a month. 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Finding Tamika, Summer of 85, but also Alicia Renee's Unleash for Love. That's the latest project. We put out an audio-romantic scripted comedy executive produced by myself and Kevin Hart. Go check that out. And make sure you check me out on The Daily Show next week. I'll be hosting The Daily Show from October 30th to November 2nd. Monday to Thursday, I'll be hosting The Daily Show. All right. Yeah, so we'll see. You did a show on Abu Dhabi, Doug? Yeah, yeah. But I'm proud of you, Doug. You just got back. Thank you, man. What do you mean? Andrew's selling out arenas around the world. All right. So last time we were sitting down, it's eight years ago, and y'all had first introduced me to pocket.  Man, that's crazy. We've been doing this pocket for 10 years now. You got that. And you are selling our show. That's cool. Arenas. Oh, it's been good. Arenas. He sold out to joining Canada twice. That's crazy. What's that? Scotia? Scotia Bank Arena. That's where the Raptors played. Bank of Graduation. Sold out to Arena? The O2. No, not the O2. Which one's London? Royal Albert Hall. Royal Albert Hall. Yeah, that was crazy. Thank you, guys. Yeah. That's a graduation. Thank you, brother. Appreciate it, man. That was fun, man. The European tour was sick. The European tour was sick. We got a documentary. We got a documentary. We got a documentary.  We'll have something coming out. Show them your album, man. Call them the canisters of these nuts. Available on the cribstore.com.  You know he has a song on there. It's called Kanye.  So this is what's dope, right? Let me talk to you about this. Shows would agree with me. You see, showtank on PC all the way up. See, it's PC and up. PC to God.  I don't got to explain that. to explain that. So. That's not true. Absolutely, it's true.  No, you cannot. Whole phases. Exactly. That's not it. That's like having a crack phase. No, it's not. It is. So you married a crackhead. Who would marry a crackhead? So you would talk to an ex-crackhead, but you would go to Applebee's on the first date. How am I comparing the two? So I'm saying, well, Sody, would you marry a crackhead? No. Taylor should have never married that crackhead. There's plenty of crackheads who have turned their life completely around. Then why do I not know anybody who will?   People evolve. So you might have been throwing that thing in high school, throwing that thing in college, you know what I'm saying? It's a functioning issue. At some point, you're getting your 20s. You want to settle it down? It's a functioning issue. You test chlamydia a couple of times? It's a functioning issue. It's more than that, right? It's not fair to really do that. We're not the same. So don't start doing the man-hole thing.  Yes. I'm a happily married man, Charlotte, man. Prime Shorts. Now you've tapped my ego. Prime Shorts.  That's two different things. This is the problem. This is the room Kanya used to walk in all the time. We never married. None of us married virgins. It's different, but you've never walked in the room with your wife and you've seen her hug somebody.  No, Kanya then walked in five rooms of five men just like that. But he didn't see it. He just know that that's what used to be. No, he's seen one. And then he still see that nigga. He got to shake that nigga hand.  Fix your ego. We lean who cares. You have an insecure right now.  You have an insecure right now.  That's not insecure, though. That's not insecurity. That's not who I am. That's not who I am and what my value is.  She has a past history. Past history.  So white. And this nigga's in the same room. Wait, but again.  Why can't we be insecure? Y'all can. Everyone's insecure. But I'm just saying you're showing a lot of your insecurity, though, because you're feeling it's having a way if a woman had a whole face.  And your insecurity is that one in Applebee. Come on, bro. Why do you want to hit y'all?  A cork absolute animal, bro. Everybody got a bra. But Shost, imagine you walk in a comic room at your old lady. Imagine, so you're saying if your wife is not insecurity, right, it's embarrassment. Why don't you date her if you knew she did that, though? That's what I'm telling Connie. I'm reinforcing it to him. What were you thinking? What? You always end up agreeing with the person you debate. No, I'm not agreeing with that. And you know you do that. I'm not agreeing with him because at the end of the day, I was saying for you, why would you date someone? I'm saying for Connie. I am telling Connie, you cannot turn a whole into a housewife. But clearly, Kim got the juice because Mad Niggas wanted to date her.  What? I mean, we do. That's the truth. Who would not want to have Kim Kardashian? Kim Kardashian, bro. It's Kim Kardashian. But people stick to her.  But people stick to her. You would have known.  So you would never know. No, they don't stick to her. Yes, they do. No, they do not. They stick her. Do we use homo? They date her. No, they don't. They get hair from her from her. Y'all buddy dated her for how many months? Exactly. Getting hair over and over. Yo. Y'all are so different. This is crazy. I'm not disrespecting her. It's kind of, you are disrespecting her. How are you arguing? You're saying like she's not a business woman out here.  You do not believe that. I do. Why not? You don't think you have health issues? Okay, let's take it. Forget Negroes, right? I'm just people. Whoa, whoa. Forget humans. I didn't mean to say it like that. Forget humans, right? Y'all calling me all sorts of m words. You do know. Absolutely insane. This is what the nation of Islam specializes in. What's that? Reforming. Reforming people. Exactly. Yeah, but did you? Now she wouldn't went to the program. What? Is it wrong? You smart hoe? What is going on? It didn't got this PC. It ain't that. I know you're selling out arena. But I'm saying. It ain't that. What are you saying? I'm being PC. I'm asking. I'm laughing at you. Tell me because I didn't get the message. No. The nation of Islam takes the, I guess, what you're talking about, the worst of us. I didn't know that's what they do. Yes. They clean up black folk. That's right. People that are killers, drug dealers, drug addicts, hoes, whatever. Look what they did with Malcolm X. They changed his life. So you telling me that you wouldn't date a woman in the nation? Yes, but Kim is not a Muslim. She did not go to the program. She is Muslim. No, she is not. She is from, she is, listen, my point of the song is not to disrespect Kim. It's to inform Kanye because Kanye, I'm telling you, we've had this conversation. Kanye is like Eddie Winslow. Like he didn't come up under the harsh conditions to understand why these things don't matter. That's why he had that crash course with her. Look at him. He complaining every week. He regrets it every day. Every day. I feel like this is fine. Mess with this lady. No, he loves her. I saw her video the other day and he said he was... Of course he loved her. He now, because she was his Marilyn Monroe. Kanye said he used to have pictures of Marilyn Monroe, a poster. I don't know nobody from where we from in no ghetto to have pictures of Marilyn Monroe on their wall. So obviously he wasn't listening to Dr. Dre. He didn't know. So I'm passing him the message specifically. He did not know you can't turn a hotel's way. You can know. Can you give a good example of that situation? Yeah. What's the greatest success story you had to declare? I don't know who the whores are. You do know some whores, but you just see nobody turn around. Have they been turns? Have they been flipped? The greatest whore you know right now, of all time. That you'd be comfortable saying that part is a whore. I don't know.  He know. I can't think of him. Anybody?  She was like they just knocking everybody down. Hold on. What do you call a whore? Nobody that y'all would know. What do you guys call a whore? Malcolm Head. What's her name? Superhead. Malcolm Head. Malcolm Head is fine. Malcolm Head is fine. Superhead. Superhead guy. She got married though. And got a divorce. Because somebody tried. The guy from all family matters. Exactly. Winslow? I guess Eddie Winslow. Full circle. God damn. Hold on. I'm not dissing. Is it true you can't turn a hoe into a whore? Yes you can. I think hoes probably end up making the best hoes. Can we think of a good one? I want to believe this. I want to support you. I believe our mom. Yo, come on. No. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know our parents. No. That was bad. All these women. Charlemagne. I know the truth. That's a problem. Charlemagne. Charlemagne. Charlemagne.  Not like Kim Kardashian. I'm not saying my mom. I'm saying our mom. No.  No. You didn't even get birthday presents. She's not gifting that to nobody. You're right. You might be right. So I have a song on here called Teller Whitney's Plug. It's really dope. Talks about what happens to the drug dealers that sell Teller Whitney's Plug. The person that Whitney used to was buying drugs from. Okay. It's super dope. I think it's dope. Teller Whitney's Plug. Yeah. It's really dope. You got to listen to it. It's a really good song. You think you're celebrating that though? No. We talked about this. I don't feel like us documenting street urban culture or the lifestyle itself is celebrating or glorifying it. I think it's a... I think when you're in that circumstance, right, you have to kind of have some sense of pride because you don't have nothing else until you get something else. And when you get something else, that's why people that come from where we come from, right? Be the... They be the motherfucking... As soon as they get a job at driving cement trucks, they be like, yeah, I got this good job. They be so proud because we for so long had to hold on to nothing selling dope. Every party I know sell a dope for the most part do not want to sell dope for the rest of the day. Nobody does. They are tired. My brother heard that song and cried. You know what I mean? Because the feeling of being trapped in a game, he remember going through it. Mm-hmm. So again, it's one of those things where I don't think hip-hop documenting it...  Show me a white neighborhood where they turn in Christian blood as they started violence. But all of these things, the drugs that everybody's using, rappers, they didn't start that in our community. Rappers ain't started nothing. The closest thing they started, people is that list right there where women finna start thinking that these are not good first dates. No, I agree with that. I think that whenever they try to blame hip-hop and the music for things that are going on in the world, that's a little short-sighted because you got to get to the root of it. And the root of it is the societal issues that exist. The art is just reflecting that. And I'm down, I'm with it if we can find one trend that a rapper started. Like, he came up with it. He was the first person, or him and his partners are the first person. I mean, I think more fashion stuff, like the painting of the fingernails. And I still don't know nobody. None of my homeboys. Nobody I know in Watts. Nobody I know in South Central. Nobody I know in Inglewood. No street guys I know in Atlanta are running around with their fingernails painted. I don't know nobody. Why, why, why not? There's got to be some dudes in Atlanta. Zero. Atlanta.  Come on. No, that's not true. Yeah. Come on, bro.  The only guys I've ever been to Atlanta see that they, that's a serious commitment. That's why I don't really play with gay people, bro.  That's why I don't play with that. That's serious. I don't have no choice about it.  That's different. You just get some looms. No, I was, no. Spit on them motherfuckers. I respect that. I don't want no punch in that deal. What? No. Come on, man. No. That's not going to work. That's serious.   I agree with you. I don't get my nails painted. I agree with you. Anybody get their nails painted?  So, nobody know nobody who get their nails painted? Yeah, I do. I know somebody. Do you know somebody from your community, from your hood? See, he working here. Do your homeboys from where you're from? Farot, Queens. They give me a really hard time about it. They're supposed to.  You over here directing Sam. He's not an artist. No, he is. He's an art of Sam. See, y'all don't respect.  He got his toenails done too. No, he don't. Yeah, no, he don't.  Yes, he do. But you did? No, I don't. Come on. No, he don't. Yeah, he do. He does. He only do one toe. He do the big toe. That's what's crazy. You're not a homosexual man. Not at all. That's just your thing. But everybody, hip hop, everybody in the rest of the world thinking that we are doing this versus some art. Oh, you think hip hop is a bad representation of the hood. And it used to be a exact representation. I think some of it is the hood now. Which one? Where? It got to be somewhere, man. No. Some of these dudes that have stone-cold killers be wearing the dresses and everything else, y'all. They do.  Them niggas is dopeheads.  That ain't thugging. You ain't tough. You know what I mean? That ain't tough. You mean you had to be in an altered state of mind? Yeah.   What about if you get your nails painted and unsober? I think that's what's happening. Like, I think Yachty is just on his own program. Let's say Yachty. I think he just on his own program, but that don't represent no ghetto in Atlanta. Yachty doesn't represent the ghetto in Atlanta. No, he's not. He's a middle-class kid. I don't know where Yachty from. Yeah, he from like a middle-class. I think they said Place in Georgia. He's a really good kid. But I think Yachty's doing what a person his age is supposed to do. Like, we all probably looked ridiculous at 21 with our different styles that we had. Yeah, but that's not a representation of a ghetto. He's just a brother that raps. We're making a representation of all... He's saying rappers are phony. The ghetto. No, I'm not saying... I'm saying most of them are not... They're not street urban. I don't think Yachty is saying he is, is he? No, not at all. Yachty never says he's street. Yachty is a good dude, you know what I mean? So, it's not... I'm not knocking Yachty. My issue is when people start thinking that represents the community. Like, we said... It does, though. It doesn't. It represents the LGBTQ community. What? Is that what Alec is representing right now? Yes.   Yes. Yes. It's like if I came here with a rainbow bag...  It's like, no.  We gotta think certain things. No, Jesus. We gotta think, right? Do you agree that women take things from prostitute culture? Like... Like certain ways they dress now. You don't think they take it from... Yes. So, a lot of things come from weird cultures. What are you agreeing to right now, Taylor? We do. What's the point of just saying? They do. Like, we do, though. We take... Like, we're a lot more... Revealing. It's not to talk to a culture just because you want to show a little skin. Of course it is. It's a little reveal... We're a lot more reveal... That's who created the style of... There's no secrecy... I don't believe that. There's no secrecy anymore. What do you... It's been that way, though. No. No, not like how it is. No. Victorious. You'd be able to tell a prostitute when they walk in in some skimpy shoes. I don't believe that prostitutes created wearing skimpy clothes, guys. Of course they did. No. I don't have anything to back that up. Who did? Who proved that? Who did? Also, we still haven't found a whore that's been converted. Exactly. That's true. Show me a good whore. I know some whores that have been converted. Y'all just don't know them. By the Lord or by a man? Both. By the Lord or the man? No, no. All of that. Now, if kids got their life together and became a deacon, I get it, then why Kanye married him. But why would he marry a right fresh off Ray J? Why do we eave them in villages? It would not fresh off Ray J. This goes back to eave again, bro. Because eave was walking around with a leaf. That's because she didn't know it was a leaf. What did she think it was? She didn't know. She didn't know nothing. That's the point of not to eat the fruit. Now she bared the burdens of knowledge. Even vented poison Ivy. There was nothing poisonous about that Ivy until it went next to eave. Tussy. And then he just... I agree. I'm actually all in agreement. That's all I'm saying. Yes. I'm saying. I'm not... I'm not... Socially, I just feel like the representation of where it's at is not a true representation. Hip-hop is very much a representation of street urban culture. I think it's generational now. I agree with you, but this is not a representation of that generation. They're not doing that at 29 years old. That is not going on in the street. 29's a little older? I think so. No, Yachty got to be about 28, 29 now. No. Yeah. Yachty like with 22. No, he was. Pull it up. No, Yachty like 22. Pull it up. Maybe 23. No, I don't know. Maybe. I don't think they're doing it at 22 either. I don't think everybody's telling. Lil Yachty's 26. It's been years. He been successful for like six years. Seven years. I don't think it represents culture. So I don't have no persuasion. It represents day culture. And you know how you know? LGBTQ. No, man. People who wear purses represents LGBTQ. They actually taken all of the... Even when Thug was out and Gunner was out.  They have the magazines where they have this outfit on two gay men and then they have the outfit on two months later. Well, you know, the dickie suit was considered gay at one point. I could imagine. Yeah. It was a work outfit. And that's why it was called dickies. Yes. You really tried to pass it. It was a hard-working man's outfit. No, YMCA. Yeah, that's well said. They used to wear the dicky suit in the YMCA. That's in the 70s. And they used to take it off? No, for real. That's in the 70s. No, no. The point I'm saying is, socially, this is like my favorite record I made because it's a socially charged album. It literally talks about where I think society is at and what I don't agree with. Back to that street urban word. I just think you got to let the youngins be the youngins, man. Yes, you do, but you have to make jokes about them. You have to joke about them. Everybody gets these jokes. Everybody gets the jokes. It's not like I want to see them. And you can't say that the nails or even the dress, it is not adopted from other cultures.  Probably. But that doesn't mean that there aren't things from women culture or gay culture that men don't adopt. And there are plenty of things from male culture that women adopt. Like, women are wearing our jeans. They're wearing our sneakers. And men are wearing women jeans. Nah, no more. Bro, that's non-binary gang bangers, bro. I don't care what y'all say. Non-binary. No, there's not. I'm telling you. Non-binary. There's not. There's somebody out there right now that may not. That's they? That may not claim agenda, but they claim kill. I don't believe that. Yes. I know. Because a lot of it, because even as a killer, it's not just rooted in just being like this horrible human being. Like, we don't, culturally, we don't celebrate like serial killers or homicidal maniacs. We celebrate soldiers, people who prevail in wars against other communities that want to take you out. So you couldn't be a non-binary killer and we'll celebrate you, nor will we know you're non-binary. You wouldn't know he's non-binary. Well, that's the point. If he hiding it, then what good is it? Like, if he had invisible fingernail polish, I wouldn't know. I'm sure somebody did a drive-by with some clear on them before. Never. What you mean, some clear on their nails? Oh, girl. No. Question. When people get locked up now, are the prisons organized by race or are they organized by gang? Race. It goes in a race in prison, in California. I don't know of New York, but in California. So if you get locked up, you got to, in prison, you got to bang with your ops? Something?  You get forced into it. So then what's the point of killing the ops if you all end up protecting each other in jail? I always say that about Ukraine and Russian people or in all these people. If you really think about it, it's kind of silly, but these are really, just like wealthy level, right?  It's all very simple fights and it's just settled, you know what I mean? Really primitively, but really even the conversation, the ops is overstated.  You've been in LA.  It's just overstated.  I can't say that to you. I don't be where y'all be at. No, but I'm saying even where I'm at, right? It's not, I grew up there my whole life and I've partaken in it. It's not as bad as when you make it. It is bad compared to, like, where you live or where you live, but it's not bad on a grand scale.  So what makes people think it's so bad? The movies, the music? People, it's crazy.  They gonna take it too far. Even if you see colors, you see Crips and Blood, the whole movie is about the police. It ain't even about gangs. You get this much information about a gang member. But see, that's why I like movies like Boys in the Hood and Ministers Society, because they show you the totality of it. But even that, that's a fatherhood movie and everybody get lost like it's about gang-bagging. It's about a man raising his son. It's about a man raising his son and it's about a family who don't have a father. So it's a fatherhood movie. So again, we don't have the Godfather for gang-bagging. You know, we don't have a movie that tells you how it goes, what's really going on. And that's the mistake.  But is that not hard though? Like you're at war on the streets and then you go into prison in order to survive, you have to defend one another and like take orders from somebody that you might have been trying to kill on the outside. Does that not make you have less of an urge to go to war on the outside if you know inevitably where you're going is the inside where you're going to have to be brothers? Yeah, some people, but that's my... It's such a weird thing. Well, it's just tricky, right? Because some people, again, you've got to also take into account how much poverty, how much drugs, how much alcohol is in place. That's the most, even in the third case, that's the most understated thing, right? Is how high people be, how drunk people be, how desperate people be. And nobody talking about the addiction aspect. So everybody have this dire need to protect their image, their reputation, because it's how they earn, it's everything they are.  So then that goes off the table. So even your idea of war changes. What you mad about.  Then niggas start smoking, drinking, or go through a tragedy. Then they just go to that state of desperation. They don't have nothing else to depend on. So it's, again, decisions in a trade war been going on, you know, roughly, maybe 50 years and about four or more years. Does anybody even know how it started or is it on some wildly coyote road and run the shit? No, it's a real situation that happened. It's actually based off some stuff I didn't even... This is one of the things I dislike about the culture, right? Whereas, and not gangs being the culture, but the culture of LA Street life, how inviting it is. You see other rappers and successful singers coming. They're like, oh, I'm a part of the community. You know what I mean? I think it is a little too friendly. But again, because, you know, LA Street culture is all about fellowship and brotherhood as much as it don't seem like it, because it's poor people. It's really all about getting people together. So that situation happened when a kid from 60s got killed by his older brother. It's like a super staple there. And his little brother got into a fight with a guy from A-Tray, and they were settling a difference. And some new guy that wasn't from A-Tray or hadn't been from A-Tray too long didn't understand that this is how they settled their issues, pulled out a gun and killed him. And because they didn't really know him when it was time for the 60s to come and make amends and say, all right, who is this dude that killed his brother? Oh, we don't know him. That's a lot of the situations. You've been warring all these years with that one situation? Started with that one situation where he, oh yeah, think about it. We've been chasing fucking, when they buying the towers, out of all these motherfuckers, three, 400 million Americans, it ain't that many motherfuckers die on a grand scale of people, but we chased motherfuckers for 20 years to get one motherfucker. And then last year, we bragged about getting that one motherfucker. So again, it's the same. So who are they trying to get? Who y'all trying to get in your hood? Or is it that so many people have gotten killed? Yeah, now there's just so much get back. So even in that situation, when they try to go resolve it, they end up getting into a fight because they can't turn over the person that hurt to do, because they're all friends. Later on, they hanging out in the neighborhood, right? And they go over there to try to figure out more of an amicable solution. But now everybody's drunk. Everybody's sad. Something happened to this boy. He died. They got to tell his mama, his brother is a staple, a factor. They dealing with it. So now you're drunk and hot, so somebody come over to try to figure out another solution. He gets shot because you're drunk and hot. You're dealing with the loss, the trauma. Now he gets shot. Now you got a war. So now everybody gets a shot. Now this person's shooting because this person got killed. Now this person's shooting because this person got killed. So it's not the first person. It's the consistent issue.  That should sound so complicated and stressful. Because you are American.  You didn't.  You don't say that. Are they doing that now with the Israeli Palestine one? That's what the whole ceasefire is.  Yes, but everybody's calling for a ceasefire. But you're missing them? No, they're not. Yes, they are. No, it's a lot of motherfucking people from Israel, Jewish people.  Of course. They own them. There's a lot of motherfuckers that's Palestinian wishing they could fight enough to fight the motherfuckers. But then you have people over here in America and other countries saying there needs to be a ceasefire. But we didn't say that when it was the Twin Towers. It was owned. We didn't say that when it was motherfucking Pearl Harbor. It was home. Well, he's worried about that. He's true, but I will say here in at least America there was a point where it was like, all right, y'all don't got to keep harassing Muslims. Y'all don't got to be, you know, beating up Muslims. Yeah, probably about three years, 200 drones later. No, no, no, no. I feel like that had a pretty big reaction. I think I think it started to change when we realized that the whole Iraq war was a farce and the weapons of mass destruction was both. So again, so when it felt justified in that moment, we were getting after it. Yeah, 100%. So your conversation of justification, right? Like all the taking somebody to die. Think about Pearl Harbor. I think the number wasn't some crazy. I think it was like 1600 people out of millions and millions and millions of people.  Not the first one. Because the first one would approve the point. I don't know if it was justified. You think it was justified? People felt it was justified at the time. Oh, no, people felt like it was justified. I don't know. I think over time we've looked back and said... The sentiment of the people was like, yeah, this is the get back. This is what you get for farce. Yeah, but I think over time we've realized that was a bit much. We was just talking about this too crazy, weren't we? I think it was too much. The argument for it was you would have lost more lives with a land invasion of Japan, right? That's the argument that Yes. The argument against it is that the war had already been lost. It was over. Yeah, like Germany had already surrendered. Right. Japan was going to surrender. But they was doing way too much. So why did you drop the bombs into the war zone? Because they had to show the rest of the war. You got to show everybody. That was for Russia.  It literally is for Russia. You need to... This is some gang... And this is really high go. Show force. Let me show you so y'all don't think we got it. Predator or prey. Y'all never play. Don't get it twisted. So what's the gangbanging in... I mean, what's the nuke in gangbanging? I mean, I don't think we...  We're still black people.  You know what I mean? Everybody got grenades and watched. One nobody threw a grenade. It's like, bro, don't do that. Everybody got grenades and watched. But it's about 20 grenades. They didn't found them. It was on the news and all that. People got grenades. And one person threw a grenade. Because black people... Like, we're not finna go poison the pool at the park. Also, you'll run too fast. It's not the right weapon. I'm too athletic. You know what I mean?  Trust me. Ain't nobody hit no grenade back at you. It's just not the right thing. So the point I'm saying is...  They out. I'm gonna be thinking that. We out. But the point is... So white people died from it. We just run in slow motion. White people died from it. Oh my God. White people would be like, dive on them, motherfucker. But no, it's the same thing. I just think we got to stop looking at all these street urban conditions and making it like this is some unique thing. No, no. I don't question human beings knee-jerk reaction and passion to support one another. My question is... What ends up happening is the punishment for that reaction is always jail. Where you end up having to be friends with, protect, and take orders from the exact people that on the outside, you were either trying to kill or it killed your family. If I knew that that's where I was going, it would definitely change my behavior. Like imagine like you slid for your boy. Sure. Only to get locked up and now you got to be friends with the whole crew that you slid on.  Man, I don't even know if you can be friends.  I don't even know if it's prison yet. It's like take to county. And I don't even know why they do that. Like I saw one video they had. I don't even know what set he was on. They had him one guy in a cell with like four or five dudes. They was torturing this dude. You saw the other video where they was trying to scrape the dude's tattoo off with a knife. Jesus. Let's say this. Here you go. Let's say some alien spaceships. No, we all agree as aliens, right? We all agree we believe as aliens. Let's say a spaceship came over there over Israel and just started launching bombs.  They launched them in Jerusalem. They launched them in in West Banks, Tel Aviv. What's the other place over there? Gaza. Gaza. They just launched them on everybody over there. What do you think is going to happen? If it's aliens? Yeah. Shit. I don't know. Them motherfuckers going to come together because you don't have no choice.  They're going to try to figure out who that is first. Before they think after Trump they were like, is that Russia? Is that China?  But once enough motherfuckers figure out what's going on? When there's a greater threat you organize. Yeah. I understand that. That's a sentiment. Ronald Reagan said that years ago in the 80s. I understand why it happens, right? I get that 100%. But if we knew the aliens were going to come, right? We wouldn't be beefing with one another. We'd be preparing for the aliens. That's the point. But my point with the gang is you know aliens are coming. You don't. I swear to God people don't really... You don't think you're going to end up locked up? No, they don't. I don't know how to think I was going to jail. You never thought you was going to jail? No, that's... If I had to pay attention to everybody else around you? No. You don't be thinking about it like that. It'd be a greater need or something. If you don't think about getting locked up or think that that's a possibility... Oh, you know what?  This is going to sound crazy because would you be surprised? The first time until you be like, oh fuck, give me some pride. It's hard for me to believe when you see so many people around you because you see other people who don't get locked up. So you think you're going to be one of them? Everybody thinks they're the lucky ones. So again, I'm just saying it's the same thing. That makes sense. You're not thinking that you'll even be in that situation would allow you to behave that way. If you did think that you were going to end up in prison because that just was the best way... Now it's going to change everything. But that's why a lot of... So you think now even 2023 these kids don't realize jail or death is the only option? If you still have poverty, how could you see that far? Like that's a far... Or maybe you don't care. Scope, no. That's a far... That's the lie. The lies you don't care because you either think it's inevitable or it's impossible.  One or the other, nothing in the middle. Everybody else, when you get out of that circumstances you start realizing what life is about. Life worth living so... The way these kids getting locked up at such young ages with these recall charges it's very hard for me to believe that they don't know that eventually that's the outcome. Don't nobody who really watched... Don't nobody living in the street be looking at them dudes? Them is be regular American... Even with social media? No, why would you watch that? You can't avoid it.  I never thought for two seconds that that was going to be us. That's crazy. Because you're not thinking that far. No, that's a far thought. Tyrese is Glass' cousin. That is not true. Both from Watts. Both from Watts. I didn't mean to... But you guys are family. Yeah, Tyrese. No, we're not. Is he on that shirm? No, Tyrese.  Why are you even selling Tyrese? Yeah, Tyrese. Black Todd.  Shout out to Tyrese, man. Tyrese one of the most entertaining individuals in history.  So he was... He's right. This is interesting. This kind of proved...  I've never saw a woman take accountability. Let's see it. Let's see it. Let's see it. If I had different people in my ear at that time, it would not have made that decision. No. I'm so proud of her. And that's a sure. I try my very best at this point in my life to be what I didn't have in that moment. Because I think that I was... Women were like... I'm an extremely emotional person. People that know me know that about me. I'm the kind of person that like, okay, I feel so... And I can ruminate. I can get so lost in my thoughts. I know a lot of women are like that. Like we're a lot... Not all of us, right? But some of us are. Just like a lot of men can be like that. But I know women specifically that there will be moments where they'll be like, I'm ready to be done. I'm ready to be done. I'm ready to be done. I'm ready to be done. I can't stand this. You don't do this. John, I'm so proud of her. I try my very best. I'm so proud. I've never saw a woman take accountability. Oh, my God. Why don't they get back together? Oh, because Kyrie's got a girl. Yeah, she's got a girl. She probably don't want to...  Listening, once again, listening to serfents. Exactly. Listening to serfents. Taylor. Why would you listen to somebody else about your relationship? Not going to Applebee's. Not going to Applebee's.  I think taking advice from anybody about your relationship. I'll tell you why. Because you don't know my relationship. You don't know the inter-dynamics. All you know is telling me that's what you want to send out. I agree with that. Misery loves company. When you say single though, they've been in relationships before. But they not.   But what? Take away the marriage? Okay, well, on her stance, yeah. She was married and they got a kid together. No one even knew... How do they know how to pick a dude? How do they know how to keep a dude? How do they know how to be in a successful relationship if they got none of them? That's right. Well, they just... Mugs and Bogues can't teach me how to dump. That's right.  They've never been married. They haven't... They've never been married. They've never been married. They've never been married. I don't know, Marison. All right, then I tell them, that's fair enough. They pick the dude that they're supposed to be with, right? You say what? So they haven't picked the dude they're supposed to be with. They don't know how to isolate and lock in on the person that works for them to create that successful relationship. And they don't know how to stick into it. And they don't definitely are not in the position to give someone else advice. How old is she? I don't know how old she is. She's got to know better. She's got to be close. But yeah, I was going to say because my dad said that, like, especially our generation, We do not know how to, we're very microwave. Like we like things fast now, but we don't know how to do longevity. Exactly. We love Applebee. Applebees. What?  I'll go back to Godbees. No, it does not go back to Applebee.  Yes it does. Y'all will complicate great things with silly stuff. Why are you only selling for Applebee? I'm not doing this with you. I don't even like Applebee's, but the fact that you say you will really pass on a great guy. I didn't say Applebee's. You did say it. You did say it. So a great guy only takes girls to Applebee's? A great guy only takes girls to Applebee's? Just like Samantha listening to silly people? You listening to people about Applebee's? A great guy only takes girls to Applebee's? Because to me, a great guy would think outside the box.  A great guy would think outside the box and be considerate. That's not true. No, they wouldn't. And be like, yo, let's just think about this. Great guys do not do that on the first day. You know what's so crazy? Why is it considered? Come on, come on. Why would you not think it's considered? You know what's even crazier about this? She making all of this noise complaining. When you ask a woman what they want to eat, they never know. I know what I want to eat. You never even know. Right now? Yeah. I want some pasta. OK, if we got to dinner right now, we got to Applebee's. Olive Garden. Why? You're rude. You want pasta? That's some of the best pasta around. No, it's not. I was going to ask you. Red lobster, Olive Garden? Absolutely not. I was going to. Do you want to hang it? I had a very bad choice. You want to eat pasta. Where? Where you want pasta from? Let it be black owned. I don't know. Let it be black owned. You see what I'm saying? I wouldn't even go with black owned pasta. Why do I got to know the rest? I don't know the exact restaurant, but I don't want to know. Y'all never know. Can you be honest with me?  Do you really want that? Excuse me? That's a good point.  That is a good point. What do you mean? Why would you want black owned pasta?  The one thing they got to that.   I still get pasta. And I don't know pasta. That's what I'm playing. That's what y'all play. Rasta, pasta, and the Caribbean.  I know some black people that make pizza better than anybody. I bet you they do. Cut some slices in Brooklyn. But I don't want them. The best pizza I've ever had in my life.  Listen to me. Listen to me. I'm going to tell you why. Listen. I promise you. I promise you. Cutting slices in New York is the best pizza I've ever had. They can't even eat the cheese. You've been to cut some slices. It's worth it though. You can't really call it pizza. It's worth that, huh? It's not really pizza. What is it? They put like a thousand different ingredients on top of a slice. And lobster, alfredo, pizza. That's not pizza. I'm just saying. I'm just trying to do like that. Sit chili, salmon, pizza. I'm just trying to do like that. Shout out to this establishment. I hope they do great. I really hope they do great.  They've been off for eight years. Yeah. In Brooklyn. In New York they're right down the block. I know it's delicious. And I know it's amazing. Again, it's just an insult.  Insult to who? I think they blended the best of both worlds. I think they did. There's no best of both worlds, just a pizza. See, but this is what I'm saying. Check it out for eight-oh-bop of the pizza. Are you what we want to talk about right now? This is like the way people talk about like how some white girl had the best corn rolls. Exactly. Cut some slices is what happened. If and do the right thing, they didn't fight each other and tear the neighborhood up. And they came together. And they built Goddard. And built a pizza place. Goddard. That's what cutting slices is. And who decides what pizza is getting made? It should be a combination of the two. I'm not with him. You already got the pizza. That's how you're made pizza. That's all the time I go back in. I want Chinese-made, Chinese food. I want Mexican-made, Mexican food. No, no, no, no. There's a spot in T-neck. Stop it. A kosher spot. I've had some. Didn't Jewish people cook up some Chinese food, Goddard? That is my favorite. I'm telling you. It's a dude at home. All flavor, no grease. There's always kosher Chinese food. Really? Yeah, they got a relation. Because that's where Jews would go for Christmas. Because everything else would be closed. So the Chinese knew that. So they always got a- Is that true, Chris? 100%. Well, salute the chopsticks in T-neck. They love me in there. All my Jewish guys be in there. The Asian people be in there too. They love when I come through. I got mad love for chopsticks. I don't know who's cooking the food. But I'm giving the Jewish people the credit for chopsticks. I'm with y'all. You gotta cook on the food, bro.  Woo! I walk in there, they be like, four chicken egg rolls. They shopping me four chicken egg rolls.  Black guy wants it. The fried chicken thing? Fried chicken egg rolls. That might hit, too.  No, fried chicken egg rolls.  Motherfucker.  Like, I wouldn't say, like, I would say like a soul pizza. I wouldn't just call it pizza. I had to put a little something on it. It's sweet chili. They got sweet chili. It's fusion is fantastic. I love fusion. It's great. But I agree. I wouldn't go to somebody to get just pizza.  Yeah, that's true. It's not happening. Even though they really got it. If there's some white lady that knows how to do it, sure. Like that one dude on Instagram would be like, what they cooking today? I know his food is good. Crazy. You seen a dude on Instagram? No. What we cooking today? No.  Y'all never seen this motherfucking country man.  Don't act like white people in the South can't cook. When I went to West Virginia, when I went to West Virginia, that was one of the best meals I ever ate. And everything that I ate, they either cooked, no, they either killed or brewed themselves.  Bro, we had bare shoulders. I trust that's good. World-dumb. Deer hash. Yep. Pecan pie that was made from pecans that were actually picked in the yard. Fire. Unbelievable. String beans that she actually cooked. I mean, popped and grew.  What we cooking today? What? Is it something? What we cooking today? Let's pay some bills, man. That's why it's fun. Squarespace. Today's episode is brought to you by Squarespace. Squarespace is the all-in-one platform for building your brand and growing your business online. Stand out with a beautiful website, engage with your audience, and sell anything, your products, content you create, and even your time. Squarespace makes it easy for creators to monetize their content and expertise in a way that fits their brand. 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Yes, what we cooked today? I don't know what that is. I'm gonna tell you something.  Jada Pinkett Smith book. Worthy.  I'm not done. I'm gonna like, I'm deep in it.  And they knew it. Jada was a whole gangsta. Jada was out here selling dope. I believe it. Jada was out here carrying it 22. Jada buying me a shit? Look at her. Get out of here. Yes, man. Jada was carrying it 22. Jada was selling dope. She was getting raw, watching keys get cooked up. Like it was, she really was out there. Yeah, and then Will married the lady. She got partners. She got partners that got locked up that she looked out for later in life. Can't turn a hoe into a housewife. She was a drug dealer. No, no, no, she wasn't a hoe. She was a drug dealer. I don't know. Jada is just a different. She was buying pop clothes. She was explaining how she used to have to trick, to trick pop. She had to, she would have to trick pop. She knew pop had pride.   And so he would put it on. Jada, Jada is something else, man. Jada is something else. I'm starting, listen, man.  Jada, I'm riding with you. Damn. You know what I'm saying? Just want you to know, keep your guard up. Damn. We riding with you, Jada. What happened to you, bro? I think they're doing it together. What? I've been a Pinkett Smith Winfrey Knows Carter. I ain't never said I was not. I am not. I'm a Pinkett Smith Winfrey Knows Carter. Jada, Dwight Howard, we riding with you, y'all. Wait a minute, Pinkett, Winfrey? Pinkett Smith Winfrey Knows Carter. I think you a Howard. Fine. That's for sure to do science. He is a Howard, bro. Howard, bro. Do some asking videos, too. I want to know what y'all think about this, for Britney Spears' thing. What about it? She's calling out Justin Timberlake. Yo, Britney, your book rollout is trash. Jada Pinkett is crushing all book rollouts. We don't care about your book rollout. Your book rollout is garbage, y'all.  I think that happens with a lot of white folks. Well, look at what she says. They loved hip-hop. To me, that's what separated them from the Backstreet Boys, who seemed very consciously to position themselves as a white group in sync hung out with black artists. This is not her voice. Sometimes I thought they tried too hard to fit in. One day, Jay and I were in New York, going to parts of town I'd never been to before. Walking our way was a guy with a huge, blinged-out medallion. He was flanked by two giant security guards. Jay got all excited and said so loud, oh yeah, foshies, foshies, genuine. What's up, homie? That's a genuine walk away. Felicia didn't crash in the chair. Oh yeah, foshies, foshies, genuine. Jay loved me in the backstreet. He just took it and looked at her like, okay, foshies. His band in sync was what people back then called... Man, the world would be so boring if it wasn't for integration, yo. Man. Oh yeah, foshies, foshies, foshies, what's up, homie? Integration is so funny, man. Oh yeah, foshies, foshies, what's up, homie? First of all, I believe Britney Spears. Justin Timberlake got way more soul than that, way more rhythm than that. He been running up black. This was back then. No, Justin don't talk like that, man. Oh yeah, foshies, foshies, what's up, homie?  Yeah, he's worse Southern. Yeah, that's what he sees as a Southern dude.   Oh yeah, foshies, foshies, what's up, homie? Oh yeah, foshies, foshies, what's up, homie? That's what it sounds like at chopsticks when Charlemagne walks in. Oh yeah, foshies, foshies, what's up, homie? Hey, what you gonna do with that? Oh, who that?  Let's do some asking idiots, Taylor. Taylor asking idiots. Taylor, get to it, Taylor gang. Damn, do I need toower? Sucking cocks, man, that's crazy man right there. You gotta ask for the meat.  Bro! Who talks like that? Yo, dying for the men is a while. Who talks like that, though? I ain't gay, I just want the meat. Oh, man. That nigga, Dwight, I gotta talk to Dwight. Keep going, keep going. I respect that. You gotta be a lot smaller. Like, you don't gotta be gay, man. This a good one. I knew he had something going. Yo, mamba96 says, should men judge women for their status as women do men? G. Malone. Should men judge women for that? No. No. Women are not supposed to act. What status? Like, where's she at? Workwise, I guess. No. I would think whole, too, though, right? Oh, I guess. Do you got a whole status? No, I don't think that counts. That's just like a stat. That's not a status of permanent marking. Oh, so maybe he means career-wise. Yes, yeah. Once we all know once somebody's a hoe, you always know. No, I think men should judge women for their career status. No, no. I do. I think they judge them. I do. Permanent marking. If you was a hoe, you'd say, y'all know that whole phase. They try to put the phase at the end. That's like a nigga to buy out of a snitch phase. You can't have a phase that's just not cool. Yes, you can't have a snitch phase. Why are you comparing like they? It's a two-different thing. I know, hoeing is worse. What do you call hoeing, though? Like, two guys in a day? Like, what's your? Son, yo, tell her. Tell her what it is. What? Tell her. Oh, my God. I'm asking, what's a hoe to you guys? I almost had a heart attack. Why did you? Why did that? Why that scenario? That was quick.  Quick, like, why that scenario? Really? That came out of my head. No, that never happens to me. Relax.  Y'all thought like, this is it. Why are you doing it? Whoa, tell her. What are y'all doing? We're wondering why you brought up that very specific thing. Your dad is listening to this podcast. Two guys in one day.  What type of Applebee's is they taking to? I hated it. I mean, that was such a good one.   We don't take her to no booty.  What's the answer, though? Two guys in one day. Relax. That's never happened. What is a hoe face to you? I don't know. You just went too far.  Two guys in one day. So clearly. I don't believe in hoeing. Straight up. Oh, god, get out.   Brittany Reynolds says she had, like.  Brittany Reynolds for sure is a hoe. Yeah. OK, so. You think Brittany Reynolds is a hoe? Yeah.  Yeah, she kind of says she's a hoe. Wait a minute. I don't know anymore. Is that the baby?  You cannot just get off. It don't work that way.    Why do you keep doing that? That does not match. Checks up. That checks out. Why doesn't it? That's called home math. You've never done home math before? It is. This is mathematically correct. It's called home math. Ain't no subtraction in home math. Listen, I'm going to tell you. The tour one day is crazy. That's when it came out of nowhere. Tour one, god damn. Tell you what, just go back. Why would you open with that? So, Tama, so clearly being a hoe is a lot less than. You think that's crazy? Tell her. Can I just, I don't believe in the whole. One question. Do you think two in a day is a hoe? Yes. So why did you even need to ask that? I'm trying to see what his preference is.  What's the question? You think two in a day is a hoe? Yes.   A professional prostitute. A professional hoe.   That's a professional prostitute. You just a star at hoeing. You just a star at hoeing. I get, you know what, I really was, I'm meditated. I'm so proud of how much you done grown since we first met, man. I think that's important. But you guys just really back a little. Show me to be a hoe. Because she's just going too far. I never believe in calling women hoes. It's not about calling. I wouldn't call like Kim. If I seen Kim, I wouldn't be like, yeah, look, hoe. I'm saying, but the reference fits. That's like, if you see Gladys, like, my homies. She's dating these guys, though. I don't think Kim is a hoe. But look, she's dating these guys. I don't think Kim is a hoe. It's like, if you called me, if you was like, my homie's a crib, I wouldn't feel offended. She's hoe. Kim been married four times. Yeah.  You're defining it. You're not marrying. Nobody marrying no hoe, bro. Yes, they do. Marriages don't last. Why are you calling her a hoe, though? Because she had sex on video?  That's OK. So wait, that's good evidence. So what's the average hoe? Take this celebrity away. What's the average hoe?  For sure. Two dicks in one day might be, that's kind of really for sure.  It could be in different nights, but it's never once. Yeah, but I'm saying. All right, so you're probably not a hoe. Yeah, can we all equally just, it's OK if Kim hoe'd. But I'm just trying to ask, like. But that proves the point. A hoe can be a housewife if it's past 10s hoeing. She's not a wife. Your hoe can be deleted, bro. Your hoe can be deleted. Your hoe can never be deleted.  You're going to be reminded. It's not just insecure. But you don't think people have past though? Yes, but the problem is. Man, I don't. In every set of a.  So let me ask y'all a question. And we got the CRO ladies hoe facts. Oh, God, stop it, y'all. And you really get to look at that past resume. And niggas going to be a lot of single niggas. You ain't leaving. Yes, they is. You ain't leaving, babe.  No, whatever the lie is.  Yes, you is. So do y'all want me to. I got a good one. I got a good one. Talk to me, Shows. Imagine we lived in a small town. Everybody knew each other.  Damn. Would I do the same thing? How big is Upper Darman? It's a town, I don't know. Where are you from? Upper Mary. Where's the Danes? So how many people in this town? Hold on. How many people in this town? I don't know. 2700? No. Let's Google it. Google it. This is good. This is good. This is a good one, Shows. So here's the point, right? Now you're the no-home athelah.  Let's say it's a little town. Let's say it's 500 people. Everybody kind of knows each other, et cetera.  If you have sex with five guys in a 500 town, that's what, 1% of the population? Everybody. That's a lot.  And everybody knows. I think that's the biggest problem. It's a thing. So it's only a ho if the guy knows the guy that she hooked up with. I think girls feel more comfortable, quote unquote, hoeing in big cities because people don't know their facts. So if you feel more comfortable doing it when people don't know, the only reason you're doing it is because people don't know, because you know if they did know. You'd be a ho. You'd be a ho. But think about college. No, no, no, wait, time out. Think about college. Time out, y'all. That was tough. That man is great. What's he about? That's got to put that little gift with a man doing that. Think about college. Mad women had their hoe faces in college. Stop saying phases. It is phases, not a phase. Because you don't live. Your family's not in your, where your college is. Your cousins aren't where your college is. All your friends aren't really where your college is. You know you're going to go there for a few years and then dip it. And you ain't never had no phases? Like I wore, I don't know, is that a Dickie's, some other brand or something? Yes, but that's the point. Like I wouldn't call me telling on everybody my snitch phase. I wouldn't, things that shame me, I wouldn't refer to them as phases. Things that I feel ashamed of, I wouldn't refer to them. I don't feel ashamed getting criminals off the screen. It's not, you're not supposed to as a tax-paying citizen. That's a normal thought. But what I'm saying is. I wasn't ashamed in high school. Yes she was. Yes she was. Yes she was. How much? How much is it? Yes she was. How much is it? So the point I'm saying. If I turn somebody in for weed, he is not turning nobody in and it's fine.  What I'm saying is this. What I'm saying, look. If you were ashamed of it, you only called it a phase because you were ashamed of it. No, not necessarily.  I never had to have a little guilty. So you don't think that women should, do you think women should be with one person? That's it. We should have no experience with no other guys or anything else. I think everybody should be with one person. How many people you've been with? Don't ask me bad questions. Exactly.  First off, listen. You have to judge a restaurant. You know what women should do from now on, Taylor? If a guy says, so how many guys you've been with? Just be like, don't worry about it. That's what I think they're asking. No, I think that's what they're asking. Men shouldn't even be even asking that. They don't worry about it. You know why guys don't ask that? Because you don't want to know the answer. Yeah. You don't want to know. Y'all want to be lied to. We don't want to know. We don't want to know. We don't want to know. That's why we don't know. Yes, guys, that's the ask.  And that's the crazy part.  Why did it, why did it, so if we were to ask a question, not a question.  No! I didn't say that. They're not the worst woman of the most fight. I did not say that. I'm saying, though, you're saying that. So why don't you, you're saying that off of because of their whole face? No, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying women are not, for the most part, good people. But y'all want to be lied to. Y'all don't want to know the truth about that. No, women want to lie to themselves. That's why they put makeup on when y'all eyelashes on.  Let's not talk about that. I'm just saying.  No, I'm not owed you. No, no, no, no. Because you're very, what? Calling reinforcements. That's not, Taylor. I'm not. I'm not. Don't listen to him. I have a question. Why do you wear a hat? Let me ask you this. Why do you wear a hat? Do you have a receiving hairline? Are you good? Oh, OK. You didn't get that done or nothing? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm asking a question. That was a Hail Mary. That was a Hail Mary right there. Ain't no time left on the clock. That was a Hail Mary. I'm not happy. I like to do that.  You got to do that. It's a desperation, but, though. What was going on in your head? I'm not an act-ditching in it. That was a good guess. Well, he took off the hat. You got it, man. That was a good play to call. Show us that was a good play to call. It's the only play. But I want to know what was going on in your head. He took the shot without really. She's like, he's a man of a certain age. Exactly. What's going on with your hairline? That was one of the hackers, man. That's right. Oh, my hairline. That's right. OK. Had a hat on all day. OK, man. Yep. You got air pockets. I like to play. I like to play. I think that was a good play. It didn't execute. It didn't execute. But I think it was a good play to call. That was the right play. She said that she said, so it's all real. I'm not fulfilling. They're not drawing my lines. I'm not really saying relax. No, I'm saying this out of staying calm. I can't. No, I'm not saying it. You know why I'm asking that? Because men are doing that. Men are trying to be. And you know what you call them? What? Bitch-ass niggas. Alex, are you coming at you? What's worse than that? No. No, I'm not talking about. I'm not talking about the hair. But you talk about nails. You talk about the nails. That's why I went bitch-ass. He do think you a bitch-ass niggas. That's crazy. Just by the logic, he do think you a bitch-ass niggas. No, that's not true. Women don't think that. Emergency break on his own lap. Yeah.  Hold him, no. That's crazy. This is the point I'm making. This is the point I'm making to you, Taylor. This is the point I'm making to you. I'm saying women want to be lied to. I think people want to be lied to. I don't want to be lied to. That's why I don't ask questions I don't want to know the answer to. So why you, so how would you even know if a girl had a whole face in that? I wouldn't know. I wouldn't know, because you know why? I'm not going to be like, did you have a whole face? Taylor, there's no time left on the clock.  There was no flag through.  We in the locker room, OK? Jamal is 91. Women should not be judged by their status, because we are different. We have different requirements of existence. If women were judged by their status, we wouldn't be dead. Y'all wouldn't have a body to be dead. Because all these rich men y'all want, why would they want? Women that ain't on their financial level. Exactly. Women are rich too. No, they're not. I mean, OK, fine. Don't worry about the pay gap. I'm just joking. Don't worry about the wage gap between men. Exactly, it was a huge wage gap. Jamal 91 says it's 31 years of age, too late to start making changes in life, meaning career path. Oh, perfect, bro. Perfect. This is when you really finna start y'all trying to figure it out. Absolutely. Absolutely. 31, I was fired living at home with my mom in Monk's Corner, South Carolina. I think I started the Breakfast Club when I was 31 years of age.  I already did New York with Wendy. I did Philly. Things didn't work out, I guess. So I'll be down here doing my thing. But you never went to the mill. What's the mill?  Oh, no. Are you working for me? No, no, no. I collected unemployment for a year. And then, boom, yeah. So, yeah, 31 is perfect timing, bro. Like, you just finna start figuring it out. I absolutely agree. Just finna start figuring it out. Oh, let's do one more. Now, this is a good one. Man, god damn. That's a good one, y'all.  Def Jeff562 says, what feels better?   Without a doubt. Really?  Why isn't it coming? Say it again? Why isn't it coming? It's shorter.  It's just unbelievable. Solitude. That's why most men being a bathroom so long just allowing it to happen to them. Oh, yeah, that's fantastic. Bro, this ain't an easy question, y'all. Yeah, it is. It's very easy.   But Andrew, are you talking about in Europe how you have to have to use my pills and shit?  I can't. When I have diarrhea and it's really painful, it's very hard. But I did. And it's super relieving when you finally do YouTube. What about you, Taylor? What feels better?  Coming. Chris, what about you?  Alex?  So it looks like all the black guys like taking shits. I think I like coming. You didn't say it yet. You didn't say it.  I think I like coming. If I could go without one, I'd get rid of it. Because doesn't it feel good in the movement to sex? So then when you come, it's like, oh, how y'all be acting?   Don't be generalizing all men like that. That was awesome. How y'all be acting. Midway through, she lost confidence in what she was saying.  You got to watch your words. Doesn't it feel good with y'all with the motion? Yeah, you said it. Y'all acting. She's like, it's so much.  No, I didn't. Yes, you did. You got to be careful about your words, y'all. Like you saw two faces in one day. You need to chill out. Like you saw two faces in one day. Your dad is looking at his podcast, Taylor. This is crazy. It's like you saw two of those faces in one day. You got to chill out, y'all. You got to chill out, y'all. This didn't happen. You got to chill out. No, but y'all have sex species problems when y'all come.  And you ask y'all wives.  But why would you ask such a specific question?  Like it was too specific. Damn. Yes.  You did bring up a specific act. That's why we reacted so crazy. That might be the name of the podcast.  That's a good podcast. I don't think we can monetize that one. Oh, yes. Oh, we're done, guys. Yes, we are.  Go get canceled these nuts. Please do that. TheCripsStore.com, we're all the street shop and purchase products. TheCripsStore.com. That's right. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right.  It's the Brilliant Idiots podcast. Thank you for listening. Peace.