All right, I have a gun streaming and look at where we are right now Look at reverie this is what I was greeted to What's that oh no It's just like barfing what's happening. I'm having a bad time. That's what's happening. It's sometimes look look not every day can be a winner That's true Loading in oh Davi I can join you now. Yeah. Yeah, we can join you now. That's good I don't know if you're concerned. I was I was concerned but now I am aware that you can join me and that's really what I was looking for here Okay, oh Yeah, you are not doing well. Nope not even a little oh I've got one spell left. Thanks guys for leaving me a spell. Do you know what's really funny? No, it's really funny Davi. I do not know it's funny super super funny What is that we so we left off right here? Yes, we got the reward from this frog, right? Yes Since last week they updated the game to the third patch, right and they made this frogs reward better That I saw that on the patch those are just as oh the frog the frog reward is better now and I was like What was the reward difference, do you know I have no idea It's a better You know, it's just better. That's the important thing. Yeah, just better now. I give me control of mr. Thick. Oh Yes, I do actually Okay, I forgot how to do it. It's multiplayer. There we go. I don't want mr. Thick Why are it trim thick is there? Bupu ba ba. Oh, I also have to share this one second. I need to I need to share the fact that I'm streaming I'm so unprepared. I feel you Mm-hmm air copy announcements at everyone More bald gate more bald gate more bald gates Do you ever You ever Come on you can do it You can make this joke happen The neurons are connecting all right The ever Cuz you're the only mid-i west Yeah, yeah, just cut out. Yep. Thank you Saved your ears Reinforced helmet reinforced great. There we are. Good job. I was first running tomb of annihilation And we streamed it. Yes When we had an encounter with those like monkeys that show up there like psionic monkeys I had them show up and I they screamed so loud as a monkey that it peeked out my microphone and My buddy Craig laughed at it so hard, but it was just really funny to have a monkey show up and just be like what Like cut out. There's a red cap over here. I didn't there's three red caps over. Oh, I did not realize Oh, okay. I was I was confused. I was also confused about why that frog had a gaping wound I see one red cap I see two red Okay Created that freaking red cap. Okay. Sorry.  Yeah, that would have done 42 poison damage All right, I failed to get close enough to hit anybody No, no, he just saved against the poison effect. Yeah, I cannot. Oh the damage is not a safe Yeah, no, it that's a weird Ray of sickness is whack. It's an attack roll and a saving throw In that case, I would have an acid arrow. No, I got I got this check this out. Check this out All right, I did watch a video about that recently. Thanks You know what? I got to be honest when you mentioned that the other day You were like I watched your video that one time about how cloud of daggers was good. I was like Genuinely made that video because I watched that I was like, oh, yeah, I like the wizard guy He's funny.  I'm dead. That's fine We can fix that. I can heal him. I can heal him. I'll just throw an inspiration on him This is not an issue And then all these guys have like a oh 60% chance Well, all right It was two damage 60% chance to hit this guy. So let's go He saved And then barred Inspiration You know, Davy, you're so cool. I'll get up Why don't you say it like that Because that's like that's like what that's like what happened. I was unconscious and now I'm not I'm crying You know what I'm gonna do Okay, okay. This is insane I am hovering over to shove this red cap and the percentage is flipping at light speed between 25 40 and 35 It's roulette.   You you never get turns That's honestly, no, it's not more funky. I'm it. Yeah, you mean schoon thick. I meant schoon thick. Uh All right Can you hit that guy with a lot of magic missiles so that he lets me go? Um, I will hit that guy hit that guy with so many magic. Yeah, like at least three Yeah hit him with that bow and chill he saved he saved All right hit him with those magic missiles now. I believe in you Path is interrupted path is interrupted about It should not be a magic missile doesn't need a path. I know Oh, this is fourth level so I I did my best there. I hit him with you did literally so many magic missiles Um, it was so many And so it continues. Do I have anything else? There's nothing for me to do But at least you're alive I am uh after last time when I was playing as you Um, yes, the way you have organized your stuff made me want to die Um, I have to work on it. All right. All right, that guy is he's got one health. He's at one health. That's fine We don't need to worry about that nerd Uh, oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. He's almost actually dead He's dead.  All right. Okay. I got him Uh, why do you have health the oh, oh the whole person's gone.  I mean I heal the Uh, okay, so that's that guy. Where's the other red cap that like we oh, he's all the way over there Okay, all right. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay Yeah, I'm gonna run over here. Uh, I am going to cast a spell No, I'm not I guess It's oh, I'm out of spell slots. That's fun. Yeah, I'm out too Uh, I healed myself and I was like, yay.  I am my turn. Okay. That's good.  Yeah, the one that's right. No, no the one that's right next to us The one that just knocked your friend down. Yeah, that one. Get that one. Okay. I don't have an action What do you mean you don't have an action? You don't have an action came up this turn. What yeah, he came up. He came up this turn He chute. They came up this turn.     We die From the frog's perspective, we were like, thank you frog for this magnificent gift. Anyways, where are we going? Maybe if the frog's gift had been a little bit better, we would have survived Exactly. Yeah, exactly. Maybe if there was a little bit of a better reward. Yep What are you casting What is it? That was cool It was pretty cool. Wasn't it? Thank you Was that was such a good use of your bonus action I'm a wizard. I got no other bonus action.  All right. I can't get there. All right. Well, sorry. This is a buff for me Oh protection from evil and good. That's cool. I have a feeling Hey, yeah, I have a feeling that we're gonna be in a little bit of trouble He's alive No, no, no Oh, thank god. Good save. Good save Parish There we go. There we go. No worries. You're not held anymore Yay June things like I got him.  All right, Grammy Yankee. Get him. It's on it's on you. Yeah, so he's only at he's only at half health That's fine. You've got him and then there's not another red cap There's not another red cap Yeah, that definitely isn't three damage. All right, you're good. No stop stop if we don't say Oh, so sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. If we don't mention it the dm will forget to move it That is true. I did forget about that. Oh, never. I saw I reminded you saved against the whole person Don't you worry. You're fine. Nothing to worry about there.  What was that?  Oh, yeah. Yeah Ooh, wait damage. Eldritch blast. Yeah, why do you have eldritch blast? You lost your protection for me, willing good Tune, fix the come to death gore funky is dead. Don't fall to a lethal blow three casualties Well, uh Let's see Okay, I have good news Mm-hmm. I saved very recently That's true. That's true. Yep Throw the bomb and run run Grammy Yankee get to the teleporter No He's gonna stop waiting on it for some reason he's gonna Okay, so what we're gonna do is we're gonna resave or Reloader save and then we're definitely going to do a long rest after that hag fight And then we will go wander off and fight these guys. Yeah Yeah, I think I think I can make it run. He runs far enough Grammy Yankee can spend 600 gold on reviving all I think Do I just don't have a long rest? How are you still alive? Uh, I don't know if Grammy Yankee can die. She's lived this long. Oh I just got oh my god. He just dropped kicked me.   So fine. I'll save was the first one then saving in the middle of talking draw ragslin We pray unconscious bear We pray a good guy He's not that bad Unconscious bear was the next save. Uh, we have a story for that one, but we'll get into it later Goblins was our next save. Another good story. I gore Yeah, I gore indeed. That's my that's my favorite. Um, Tyler the creator album Cucked was the next save hag fight, which isn't less funny. Let's get Was that one? Uh, and then No, no capitals frog happy and that's where we are. I frog happy I would like you to know Dabby that these are the extent and almost exact detail of any notes I take for session on Thursday Yep, yeah average players average d&d players notes When we died when we load a save, it's not us like having to reload because we died The dm just forgot where he was and he's asking us to remember our notes Yeah Yeah, we're like, uh, I remember us getting like a frog to give us stuff. There was a happy frog. I think Uh, he's uh, oh god red caps nearby. No, no, no, no, we killed them. I remember goblins We haven't fought the red caps yet. We're involved Did the hag die? I understand that hag did die.  It is. So Dabby, I can't join you. I don't know if you Oh, that's because I don't want you in this party anymore You've proven that you don't have what it takes to survive I say having been uh, while grammy achy was the one who lived the longest in that last fight So all right, we're here.  Thank you Oh my god, I could use that Uh, right now. Oh, there we go. Uh, let me give tune thick. That's before I The same as before. I just don't organize my inventory.  All right It's time to go to camp and long rest. Can we just why is there so much blood in our camp? I'm I'm not nothing. No, nothing There's so much blood Don't go to camp, Emma There are rivers and Don't do it. Oh, there's nothing there for you. What happened the last time I Didn't anything. Oh my god. You didn't mention anything about Yeah, a lot a lot of things happened. A starian got just a little too silly goofy in the night That's what happened Oh my god, and all of this is from him being silly goofy. Yeah, what is it? Uh, a starians By by rite of conquest A lot of it's a starians a lot of it's mine Hey gail wants to talk to me. Oh, does he gail? Oh, you're talking. You tell me about Uh, I will say you may notice will is taking a leave of absence Oh god, it's will dead. He did sign paperwork.  Let me know when you're finished talking to gail actually while you're talking to gail.  Yeah It's a good rock. What are my debuffs right now? I've got bane I've got bane on me. Oh, okay uh Yo, yo, yo, so come over here You may notice this. Uh, this is where volo used to be You may recognize the handy work Oh, yeah, volo they put volo back in his cage He got away from them.  Actually, I do need to talk to him. I met a monster hunter in the swamp. He was looking for you what Who he's like, uh, what happened? Uh, he was a gr named gandrel Uh, he wanted to capture you and bring you back to baldo's gate. Uh, you know, I'm gonna I'm I'm gonna say his name And who is casador exactly That's the that's the words for magic missile What I became his spawn and he became my tormentor. Yeah, the whole thing Uh, that's just a mentor Whenever anybody cast magic missile in this game, they go torment. What's the best about the guru people? Saved you by turning.  Do you know the power of vampire lord possesses? Yeah, do you I guess we'll find out Oh, oh, look at this guy. He's got misty step. Whoa Whoa strong can be killed by two level six characters Grandma Yankee in the background vampires aren't invincible. We could take him. We could take him. We could take him Grandma are you doing your runs? I have been muted and I don't know for how long I did say I was I was getting my calisthenics I remember asking you if you were talking to gale and you didn't respond and that I think was when you Uh, yes, he needs a magic item and I don't have any to give him. Oh, maybe I do Oh, what do you make of raffles to you? I can give him some probably He's hungry organized my goddamn inventory You might send some red caps next time. Keep your wits about you Um, I actually think has so many magic items. Um I'll just give I'll we'll just give him his axe I'm just kidding We could do zionite. Is it um, I understand Uh, can you check to see if anybody is wielding zionite? Uh, no one is currently wielding zionite. All right, I'm gonna stop I'm gales eating it. Oh, no. Yeah. That's fine. I'm sorry Davy, yes, I've let a sterian feed on me enough times I am now going to stop letting him feed on me entirely until he comes begging for more Okay, I'll start giving him my blood. No Uh, and then long rest. Let's go. What a sweet young man. No long rest. I'm giving gale some food. He's hungry No, stop. Let that man eat shoes I gave him a mace Oh, he's putting it down his throat He put it in a hotdog bun Just a just a cold hot dog He said oh boy another foot long for me He said yummy yummers.  Excuse me.  I'm set with gale any any interaction that involves gale has to be gale's fault My game just crashed. I'm oh my god. I ran around in a circle too many times.  I'm done with him. I've dealt with him two enough times Did you make grandma yankee fall over? She's not getting back up. All right. Let's go Aim 70 chance. I should use drow poison to knock him out. I smell toast. Oh my god. He's level one.  You could you could bounce tune thick out of the party if you want to take a companion I'm not doing that. You can't do that. Yeah, you can they updated it. Oh, they updated it Yeah, there's a closet you put them in What Let me show you. Let me show you. Let me show you too thick I'm watching you. No, no, no, no. I want to keep them all level one.  They refused. They they decided that they did not want to engage was very upsetting He wants to talk. I don't care Astarian does a sterion wants to talk to me. Yep. Yeah, sure does Look at him. He's waiting Well, well, I'll sleep and then talk to him. He's doing that thing where he's expecting you and he's reading a book to make It look like that when you go up and find him that he's like been reading the book In that case, don't don't sleep yet.  I can't Oh It's downloading content Oh, you got the patch congrats Uh, yeah, uh, decided to kick me out of the game to give me the patch. I guess Uh, probably because it wasn't caught up It was like wait, you don't have the Blast They added a mirror so that you can um, you can change your looks now Not since it. Ooh You can actually you can change. Yeah, you can change your appearance. Um Afterwards which they did not have oh, I can ask him what color they were before I can say it's for the best. You're not aging gracefully Oh, no I don't know I like that conversation. This is staring a lot. Yeah My poor baby Another thing I've lost Oh, wow staring to his eyes taking in every detail of his face.  What do you want to know? I want to know what the world sees when it looks at me What you see Do not you're not Don't do that one either unless you just want to insult them in I I have you too. You could quicksave. I have James gum I hurt him I hurt the man Oh, no, oh, no Oh, no, I'm all certain. He's okay. I have my attention Uh full rest. What's happening? What's going on?  Oh, hi. Why is it talking to you? Are you injured? Because I'm a druid What is it? Obviously you are strong I don't know what this is. I've never done this That was my favorite twig No, reverie steps on my favorite twig. Oh, yeah I was trying to step on those grandma Yankees leg. I was trying to step on the owl bear cub I ran around in a circle too much. My bones are brittle We did it. Good job team. Uh, does that mean that the owl bear cub is somewhere in camp or that we just have to keep like I think we have to keep try. I have no idea. I've never gotten the owl bear cub Oh, okay. All right. Well owl bear cub has arrived. We've done it Good job team. We did it. Yep Well, now let's go off and deal with all of the issues of the day Classic. Yep, uh leaf camp Down down down by the river So this is gonna take about 10 minutes by the way for 10 minutes Yep.  Because I look really good in them I guess that's true. Yeah um, do uh We don't have to fight these ready haps if you don't want to I mean They're a thing that Exists can be killed. Yeah, and they are a lot of grandma Yankee and let's get them. Uh, you know you take control of all of them All right, I will I will I will watch me. Let's go. Uh, who's controlling hand or over Yankee right now You guys never even asked. No, no, here we go. Let's go Grandma Yankee can I use your can I see use your body pc desk? You for asking grandma Yankee isn't responding. She's just doing the you know, I had to do it to him at me I don't know what to do about that That is that is the most gram Yankee is able to offer. I'm gonna start by hitting them with a You could uh sneak Hey, Davy. What's up? Hey, Davy. What's up? Hey, Davy. You gotta you gotta give me grandma Yankee. No, I want grandma Yankee Well, then control grandma Yankee. Boom. Now grandma Yankees grouped Yep. Oh, whoops. We're gonna fight now I just told you to sneak. Yeah, but I was ignoring you Uh, cool Glad to see it's There's no difference in stream versus rest of our relationship I was ignoring you dissonant whispers. I could do a second level dissonant whispers. I mean, no reason not to Yes Go dissonant whispers It saved Uh, well, that's annoying In that case I end my turn It's time for grandma Yankee.  Yeah, it's it's it's ridiculous. Okay. I don't know fire bolt I don't know what's going on. All of my cancer syrup at the top wizard Enhanced sleep ray of sickness ray of sickness Yeah, false life feather fall magic missile sleep. Okay. All right, and then that's guys We're gonna hit him with a ray of sickness ray of fitness Ray of thickness. Let's go Ray of he saved he saved the ray of thickness Gale Gales no, that's not a bad kind of gale. We did it. Good job.  I'm gonna magic missile Target is too far Are they both just too far? I can't even walk up to where they are Mom beam. Can you shove someone out of hold the person? No, that's not how I'll try Why not? I have a 100% chance Oh, I think you need to get out of the way Hey, can you can you wander around the red cap so that I can move a little closer to the one That is nearby. Okay, that might give me room for magic missile You don't need room for magic missile. I need range Oh, well here. Let me get oh, you gotta walk. Yeah, let me get close to this red cap Wait, what if I did this? Okay. I'm gonna cast it at second level And then I'm gonna hit this blood. I failed Here we go go Yes, one of them one of them finally he failed one of them and now I'm going to flee You and your turn takes you take your turn Uh I am going to now cast distant whispers on the one that's really far away hoping that it breaks its concentration Uh, yeah, sure. I'll use a second level spell slot because Why not?    I am they just like to target you. Yeah Uh, is this my action that is not worth it Uh No, let's not do that.  That's fine.  Okay It didn't work Uh, I'm gonna keep just casting Distant whispers I'm gonna cast the first level one this time and then Be gone. He's frightened. Good job It is almost always better for gorefunky to jump not gorefunky tune thick to jump because Sometimes there's difficult terrain and his jump is enormous. Yep. Okay. All right. It's so weird Jumping first if you need to move is usually a good stretch Cheating escape because you do get extra Uh distance The only reason you get if it was a flat plane you wouldn't but because sometimes you have to walk around to things And if you can jump over them, then you're good Nice damn He's dead. He's got one hp left Oh, that's i'm gonna cast featherfall Move the moon beam into him. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. I will Also stop blowing my spells Ow, ow, I just look at the situation we're in Yeah, it's fine Can't you see there? All right. Okay.  Oh, he got back up. That's lame Yeah, all right. He's frightened So Jacob, I saw that you're streaming, uh Wild beyond the witchlight now. Yes, right Yes, I'd like to tell a small story about wild beyond the witchlight It's funny because we talked about wild beyond the witchlight last night I mean not last night the last time we played But I would I would love to hear a story about wild beyond the witchlight. Um, so I think that was Was that what two campaigns ago? Yeah, so we did kingmaker, but before that we did the city of mist for a little while and then before that we did, uh The wild beyond the witchlight mist is pretty cool. Yeah, I like it was pretty neat. Um But, uh, the uh So the first session of wild beyond the witchlight is when they're you're all at the carnival, right?  Yeah, I remember this now Yeah, like uh, how you can like make it good or bad. Yes, exactly. Uh, I hurt my finger I grabbed I'm bleeding now. This is annoying.   I don't remember exactly why I think I might have had to work or something. Um, Uh, so the party got that entire experience and they did really well. They they made the carnival a very fun place Um, I came back for the next session Uh in my character tristezza the clown Uh, uh, uh daddy felt bad that I missed the first session So he let me have like 20 minutes of going around to it like what I would have done at the carnival Because it's not like you're gonna go back to the carnival Yeah, right exactly Uh My character was such a bummer. I completely undid all of the goodwill the party did How did you do that? Uh, what is tristezza's name mean? Uh sorrow Okay, you just bummed everybody out. Yes, uh tristezza was a bard but instead of um Inspiring people to do better through music and stuff Uh, he inspired people like through pity like people pity him so hard. They would do better Like by comparison they they think that their own lives are doing pretty great Yeah So they'd feel a lot better because they just look at him Uh, hey, for instance. Hey tristezza. How is your home life doing? Uh, well, it's uh Talk like that It's not so good. Um You see, uh, because I've got you know, the monkey started smoking I've developed emphysema through secondhand smoke.  We're in battle with what oh A random ancient mud methods along with a wood wode. Oh, what have you done? What are we doing here? Yeah, I'm sure it'll be fine Why did you bring us here? I look I was just walking through nature and I Now I did lead here because there's cool stuff Okay, um, that's great. We I found that it was very difficult to not To to to bum people out of the carnival because we did very well. Um, yeah, it is very difficult You have to work hard to do that And about a bing, but a boom. I'm terrible I miss that character. I miss the frog king Uh, yeah, we started it in january. My friend colton's running it. Um, and it's a lot of fun I'm playing uh, a paladin and but she doesn't know she's a paladin. Uh, really? Uh, she's Tara's an anim and basically an anime character, uh, who um, but like her oath is Her friends they went into the Feyweld one time Her friends got taken by scabbatha and she survived and got out and she thinks they're dead And so she or she doesn't think they're dead. She thinks they're still alive But uh, her oath is basically to them to like get them back And so she's like, uh, she's she's like, uh, I believe in my friends and myself so hard glory paladin Um, but she doesn't know how to use her magic at all So she can only like lay on hands people that she cares about and she can only smite things that she wants to kill Um, so yeah, that's all character. It's a lot of fun. That's actually a very cool character I love that character a lot.   That is what he looked like. I do want to say by the way someone in the chat That's awesome I love those frogs with spikes.   You are no longer the king That is so great.  It was great and then I was immediately ousted like in two sessions Yeah, because amazing because I don't the way that I've like ran the the group I don't know if this is how the book did it because I don't even remember. Uh, why am I not able to switch to reverie? Hello Uh, oh I'm reverie Let's fix this Yeah, oh no. What has happened I don't know how I loaded in And I'm problem solved you'll get your turn later Uh, I I have done the same. I have one. I have now sent you back my character art for that game Oh, that's good. Oh, that's pretty cool. Oh, I did we did beat scabbatha and um her friend souls are in her sword now That's good. Yeah, I mean sad that your friends souls are not in their body It's okay. We're working on it We're um currently I don't know how the game ends because you know, I'm still playing it But I'm hoping because we just beat uh, we literally like two weeks ago beat uh, uh Endolin so we are uh, I'm hoping palace of hearts desire has some sort of remedy. We'll see. I don't know I'm sorry. Do you say probably a remedy? I mean something something anything we'll find out So, uh, one of my players one of the people in the chat just said is this why thaco was like that? Uh, I I was so moved just so very impacted by emma's performance as tristezza That for every wild beyond the witchlight campaign that I do is like pass that Uh, I basically just emulate tristezza Uh as thaco as thaco. That's awesome. Thank you. That's awesome. Yeah, it just does A lives on it is an homage not theft I think like my only interaction with thaco was that Uh I tried to rob him. Yeah, and I think he punched you and then hidden his bathroom or something I don't really remember Yeah, originally I just played him as like some guy Am I rooted what happened here?  This woodwode is beefy I don't want to be anywhere near this guy. All right. I'm gonna not be near this guy then here.  Here I go. Do it That was amazing. That was so good That's okay. I'll shoot the woodwood Uh, the bigger issue is that I was using that as my mobile flourish I'm entangled so I actually can't shoot the woodwood So now I just have to end my turn here and hope that this guy doesn't kill me in one turn Oh, yeah, uh, so the party like also found the portal Spoilers for Wild Beyond the Witchlight The party found that one portal that the elf prince was trying to use to get back home But when they like activated it they just jumped in the portal themselves Oh, and they just go to gray hawk.  Well, it's not gray hawk It takes them right to to pheron. Either way, oh There's multiple portals.     I love that All right Uh, I can't do much because I don't Can you move this guy somehow? who I can't that one and I apparently can't even you can move him if he's dead Cool. There's so many mud knifes That was a joke. That was a joke. I don't think you can actually move him if he's dead Well, that's great because uh, I don't have a thing that I can do now because he got too close to me Uh, here's what I'm gonna try to do. I'm gonna try to defence the flourish Okay, it's I've got a 45% chance to hit It's pretty good odds. I hit I crit nice. I broke his entangled concentration. That's so good What is happening? All right in that case Beautiful, uh, and that now I will off and attack him. That's a miss. All right. Well, that's that my ac is 20 now Let's hope that I survive. I should have healed but we didn't let's go on when we move on That goes on I crit my moon babe.  Yeah, I'm so happy that he seems intent on fighting you grammy Yankee God am I happy that he's attacking you? Where's the ancient one get back here you little You come here Oh wait Moon beam We have advantage on any of these Uh, I have disadvantage, but I mean at this point I may as well try Yeah, that's what I thought all right Uh, I don't want to use my lithid potential in that case.  I worked hard for that. Yeah, but I worked easy for this drink Love love Enter I am happy that I don't lose my inspiration if I miss Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yep He doesn't have enough movement that's annoying Time to jump. Oh wait. Hey, can you please deal with this woodwode? Oh that one. Yeah, the one right next to me Yeah, hang on I don't have enough movement. What? I have to dash because it's muddy.  I'm gonna get you Yeah, we shot mud at me Please don't turn around and hit okay. He's gonna hit me Oh he He left me alone What is this guy's?   Spa the gift Enter my horse A common gift yank original hell is on crash clear. Is there a reason I can't teleport to the guy that I just hit? um God damn it. Did you Did you try? Yes. Oh, is that one Candace? What is that one Candace? Is that the Candace mud muffin mud method?  You know what I mean, all right all my crash clear homies know what I mean You have to you I have to be within 30 feet to teleport to them cool That is All right. Well, that was fun. Glad that I mobile flourished that Good job. Gaby. I was ready to teleport across the map and do something really cool Well mud method. Yeah, just something Not to this wood load dude. I I think of mud method I I can imagine how that mud method would have just gotten owned just now. Yep. Yeah. Yep. It would have been so cool Oh, sorry. I didn't end my turn. I apologize Oh my god, now he's coming over here.   No, I'm not charming I'm not charming him. Okay. He's a mud method. He's a young mud method He's just a young little guy.  Oh, he's no longer a mobile flourish target I can't teleport through him no more Davy, how could this happen now?  Yeah, that's fine. Ow good Wow, that was a lot of damage Moon beam I'm just gonna go back to what I know how to do which is stab something right here. No, I missed. Oh, no, I got him He's rockered.   Oh I saved the death burst Good job He's very good wood. Whoa. I am so happy.  He's dead. No, I'm muddy. I'll get him. Get him. Get him. Can we all Every single thing was a mess Just wait. Did you just major? Yeah, I did. Of course Every single one of us is missed. We all missed our attacks and you walked into I forgot that you could do that Why did you major wrong? We had one with this one enemy left and he has four health I there's gonna be more fights I just bumped him on the head All right, I'm almost dead now You're covered in mud and I'm covered in mud. Don't worry though.   Short rest is fun Uh, I'm gonna use my I'm gonna use my bar short rest Down down down by the river My health is still not great. I'm gonna drink a potion Through the night There we go Ashes of warg fang. So what is it that we came all the way out here to do? What is the reason we went all this way Uh, I just really like the swamp. I'm just a little gnome who just wants to return to the bogs Did you get everything from this truck's chest? Oh, you missed the hammer. He's gonna find what's in it. I found gloves Thanks, uh the sparkle hands Is that so this is really good for a monk No else Well, I have been just snared by twisting vines All right, we could probably go back to the The blighted village and then go north from there. Why did we Why did they even all right cool? Uh, why did they put this down here?  Thank you. Thank you. I worked on it real hard I'm an aspiring va essence and take this And then take this Okay, davi come up here. There's a funny thing you should do.   Yes I ignored it Okay, that's how it's done. It's like that like that. No, I killed him. I just killed him then No, I killed him. I don't know why we killed this guy. Why did we kill that guy? He wasn't doing anything He wasn't even doing anything. Yeah, that's kind of weird. Anyways, come over here. Come over here Come over here. Come over here And uh, see that hut over there. Yes, you can walk over there. I'm gonna save just go over there. Just go over there I'm gonna save Okay, go ahead Uh, save name grandma. No grandma I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. Okay. Okay. Okay. Let's make it sure I'm I'm trying to Considering you have a rest if this game is gone. Hey, I'm trying to get somewhere good Yeah, yeah, for sure. What is happening in there? Open the door No, dammit You will carry on All right, hang on. Hang on. I need guidance. There you go. There you go. There you go. Yes Yes, like that. He's excited about it.  Oh, it's so sad. I You just forced me to insult this man's man Oh, also, there's a dead guy in here.  He was the slow goat underfoot. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I took all of his stuff You know, I've never seen that encounter go that way.  You don't want me to go You have to pick a lane I was positioned for your witness Oh, they got a dagger plus one right there. Well, I don't know why it's there, but it's mine now Oh, it's something happening. Yeah, there's there's a conversation happening. There's a peculiar dagger Tough leathery slight of hand strength or investigation Wow Well, there's only one real role here Yep, wiggle the dagger. I will wiggle the dagger. Am I getting my guidance? Good. Why is this such a high role? What is going on here? Who's dagger is this? You're gonna drop it and it's gonna Fall in the fire. We're fine here Go on photo. It's quite cool. It's quite still sharp Gandalf Ah, don't worry In slack Lol pranked You wouldn't get this photo because I said it's your uncle, but I am a conjurer of cheap tricks Oh, wait, I had a completely different dagger that was also a magical dagger Wait, what? Yeah, I had a different dagger It was uh, I have a hunter's dagger on a hit then they become rupture Yeah, yeah, yeah Does anybody else want this dagger? I just walked over this dagger plus one. It's pointless. I don't really I guess I don't really care about it It is a good thing we just saved too I know it's coming up. No, there's nothing up here. There's nothing at all. It's just beautiful wilderness My homegirls up here Mr. Frodo, what happened to your hand? Gandalf gave me that ring and he threw in a fire first. He's kind of a dickhead I don't know what you're talking about I don't know much about hot rings, uh wizards, mr. Frodo, but I do know you can't touch them Generally not Advised sanitary Samwise, Ganji Have you been dropping mixtapes? I haven't dropping no no sweets, sir. Honest Just a just a single here or there Maybe a little bit of a sound cloud account something sometimes I upload there weekly, but nothing more honest Oh, there's some there's some hyenas over there Yeah, I'm gonna go check them out. I'm gonna activate speak with animals real quick. Okay, go ahead Uh, oh, I also speak with animals because I'm a I'm a poo-id Hello animals. I would like to talk to you. Stop walking through the mud Oh, it's angry at you. Yeah, they want me to not become new flesh I don't take orders from bees I've never seen this before we're about to find out. Uh, I'm also going. Oh, oh my god. I can use a scroll of animal friendship We're just gonna cast friends. Yeah, your friends is good. Yep. We love friends out here 27 rolled a 27 I thought they liked flesh.  Oh melee attack Uh, you know what they're now it's all right. It'll be over soon. I wouldn't attack creature like this It's fine. It's having a good time There we go. Now it's laughing Yay That's that they're supposed to transform into the knoll not This is cooler. Yeah, all right cooler. What are you talking about? This is way more matter infinitely better. There he goes. What's up guy?  He wants to fight me. Why?  I saw this coming. In fact, I rolled to know this was coming up No, it's just so shocking. I guess Oh, hello guy. What are you? You want to hug me? Ow No, that wasn't a hug. No, yummy That one's going somewhere. Yeah, you got his friends that guy needs to run away. Oh, no Oh, no, there's a lot of them. There's a lot of them There's lots of noles. Oh boy. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay.   That's fine All right, I missed Sometimes Hey, Emma Yeah, did you attack the null that was right in front of us?  Oh, there's a lot of them I think noles are awesome. They uh noles do Noles go hard. All right. All I'm saying man. I'm gonna try on this one.  It's g and g I can thunder wave.  I don't want to be in that. That's oh my Junthic is doing fine Junthic's getting shot at rage yet Uh, now he is all right now. He'll actually be fun Okay, now we're gonna sacrifice 20 feet of movement to get extra damage and we're gonna slam dunk this null Nice Oh, that's a fang. That's a fang of yin and gu Oh That's great. That's that's what I want to think is here I'm gonna back up Before you do anything. I'm just gonna go this way All right, I tried Uh instead, I want you to grab one of the healing potions. This is mine now Look look Delicious health potion. Yep. Mm-hmm. That's my turn. Let's go Impro TV Impro TV they went night night. They woke up egg had a little snack and they went to bed tip That's exactly what my kid did when she was born My daughter is a null Oh She must constantly be hungry Yeah, she was really weird. You're like why is she laughing like that? So Constantly craving blood. It's really strange. Oh, Jacob's daughter. What big snout you have Are they supposed to be this hairy Oh, that one got blasted all the way down there. That's still alive. Oh, no, it's climbing runs a little bit Emma that one runs a little bit east and it's like, hello carlock Oh my god, please pull her into the fight Wait, great. I know.  Oh my god Anything really anything at all Um, what should I do I have so much health I really want to jump but I have no strength. I guess I'll run. I guess I'll dash Dashing through the blood Okay, oh my hit points.  Well, um Look, I'm gonna go for this one actually because it's uh alive That was worth it. No, go back to bed That's fine.  Oh no, okay. Let's see what we got here. This one's kind of okay, whatever You know now that we have that mirror in camp, maybe gore funky will get a haircut. Is that your hope? Maybe it is Want to fight this new born Noel? That's right in front of you together It says team Oh shoot fire like right there Uh, I could do that but if I did that It would hurt one thing And I feel like that Noel flesh and all gnar is gonna come this way All right. Good try. Good try too heavy to shove.  Don't worry. I'll shoot him I got him. I only know how to use a big weapon And now I'll drink another potion out of our five that are left. Look, look, look, look, look, look I was I was fighting my fighter for Thursday. I would I would have so many things to do That's true But think about all the spells he can cast Yeah, that's true, but who needs spells when you can um Uh Pile drive a dead troll into his friend That's true. I guess that's a fair point. Okay. So at the very least the newborn nolls aren't dealing that much damage I know that they're newborn, but they're still nolls. I expected them to do a little more Whack He's ensnared.  Oh wait. No the other ones. Okay. I've got an idea Okay, what's your idea? Check this out Uh, I can I cannot I cannot hit both but I think that like Since it'll hit the alcohol. I don't really have to worry about that Yeah, that's true But let me see if I can't like get a little closer and hit both anyway. Now I can hit both. There we go.  Yeah, I know I'm up to hey, you don't you don't need to tell me. I already know.  Uh, I would not have killed him I I would have been that I would have gotten health back.  I have a shield. It seems that my best spell is just not a bard spell The burning hands. Yeah, I love my burning hands. Oh my god.   I'm gonna be right back. Give me that's fun Give me a sec. Give me a sec. Oh, I know the perfect thing to do here I know the perfect thing to do. What's that thing? You know what I'm gonna do. What is it? I'm a row thing now You're delicious All right, I'm exotic. Uh, I'm going to cast fairy fire on those three Emma. So get ready Okay, uh fairy fire I cast upon me. I think I got them all Good job me I also hit gorfunky, but that's fine There we go health back I'll move forward a little bit and end my turn. Uh, all right, tune thick has to go This is not well thought out. Oh, no You think has one health left? Oh god, he's doing fine If he goes down, I'll give him bardic inspiration.  Yeah There's there's two gnoll hunters up there I'm gonna eat this thing. I've had food next to me and I've not been eating it because I returned. Fuck. I mean, I don't have anything on no food What did you do? Uh, everything's fine. He honestly done. Uh, tune thick has to go and you're the one who controls tune thick Parish Uh, I what is going on over here.  Oh geez, okay, okay Okay, chill Chill, I'm not a bro thing anymore. Wait, let me hit that one Okay, go for it. I'm waiting. Do they have to be alive for me to sorry Do I do they have to be alive for me to teleport to them?  Never mind. Do whatever Just shoot this one just shoot this one.      That was nuts. He's just a dude. Oh my god. All right. I'm gonna kill this guy.  All right No, no, no, no, no, no. Remember your shalay lead salon. Okay. All right. Okay. Okay. All right I'll I'll finish this guy off.  Oh, yep. Oh Jesus christ He's dead. All right. Um He's corpse Actually, hang on. I had a really good opportunity to kill him, but then I got shot. We do a little bit of movement Yeah, can you help me with this gnoll flesh gnar? Yep, give me a sec. I'm gonna swing my swords out. This target is too far. I'm gonna swing my swords at this guy Oh my god. Okay. At least he's ruptured This gnoll flesh gobbler If you can hit him, I can hide behind some rocks so I don't get shot again The gnoll flesh uh the flesh muncher You'll have disadvantage. Oh my god. You have disadvantage because he's next to you. You have to kill him. He's so far You'll have this magic missile Please hit him.  I can't hit anybody else. Uh Oh my god All right, well good turn. That's that I'm gonna stand right here and hope Well Ow room child.  This is not good Where did my my gloves of missile snaring go? um Yeah, uh, are you are you wearing? Let me see Yeah, you are that's weird. Yeah, whatever.  There is a living gnoll next to you I know hang on. I'm trying to do something a living gnoll He lives in the living gnoll I I have to move to the right like where that body is next to me. Mm-hmm, but I can't move there. Mm-hmm Can you jump? It's too far.  I'll just risk the attack of opportunity Yeah, you'll be fine. You'll be fine. Oh Okay, let me see what you're trying to do Oh, good job Now let's hope the other one doesn't hit you with the glicky and we'll be good Wait, is sleeping not an aoe in this game? No, you choose your targets. Oh, okay. Well, also let's load the game Uh, I oh it auto saved us in the forest right at the knife. So that's not that bad. Yeah Uh, before you run into that, I have to use the restroom. Have fun Uh, before you do that, I don't have to use the restroom.  You were learning from her All right. All right. I'm good.  It's so scary looking It's like one that's all lava like where's that going to be? Who knows? Did I already get the knife looks like it?  So this one is different now has different stuff in it Which I'm going to take I have so many alchemy ingredients Good I'm gonna make some poachins Okay, before you before you do that Debbie before you run in there. Yes, I have returned I think instead of talking to the null because it doesn't change anything. I think what you should do is Actually, hang on. Let me re-prepare some of my spells. I'm gonna take some different spells here. Let's all prepare got it I'm gonna drink a potion. Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna do some prep. Okay first off potions That doesn't change anything That's kind of cool Hmm So we've learned that if we go up the steps, we'll fight those nulls immediately Do we want to just fight?  Oh, that's nice. Why don't we have one spell slot? I'm not gonna. I'm perfect spells. I have one spell Yeah Maybe we long rest Long rest now Yeah, I don't want to do that either. It's just so I just have one spell slot I just feel like the best option is just to go kill those three nulls at the top like there's a Oh, like go around Yeah, there's a there's a road right here that'll lead us to the three nulls that made it really hard for us to deal with them the first time We should sneak up there though. Yeah. Yeah. Hang on. Let me let me let me do some prep. Let me cast this Uh, yeah, yeah, let me let me get my normal clothes on um Oh, see now you look real cool. Yeah, that's the difference. Now you look ready to go Yep, that's gonna be the the the weight maker really. Okay. Um, and then dave what you should do is you should drink Uh on your first turn you should drink a potion of speed Oh, I think I'm gonna hit them with fairy fire actually and then run away Well, if you drink a potion of speed, it's your bonus action. Then you get two actions Yep, okay Uh, where's a potion of speed? There are four in toothpicks inventory Pushing speed found one. All right, right click drink I'm drinking it.  Davey, you have one turn of speed and then you will be a little third check Yeah, I did exactly what you said I said on your first turn Um, I'm gonna I'm gonna pop I'm gonna force them into a chokehold. Good. Uh, good chokehold Yeah, she's gonna wrap her arms around them. Just Get in there I have cloud of daggers and if they they come at us from that direction Okay, never mind. Yeah, I'm gonna stand. I need to stand here. Sorry Because I want to do thunder wave if you can put it here that cloud of daggers they can run into it as they run to me And then once they're on me I'll thunder wave them Yeah, so I'm gonna set it a little far back so they move into it There you go. Yeah, it's a good idea. It's a good idea. Okay Now hopefully that one guy that just stays there Okay, well, that's annoying We can handle it. We got him. Look, we're all we're doing great Uh Nulls are a humanoid, right?  I'm gonna cast a spell then like they were undead Nulls Nulls What out of all the things they could be they're closer to fiends Yeah, if anything they should be fiends, but they're humanoid's because I guess they're bored of the material plane And they're not they're like they they do like spawn out of like hyenas and other things and whatnot, but like yeah I I guess maybe I'm thinking of world of warcraft floor That that kind of just My teenage years Yeah, I didn't really play world of warcraft Oh Count yourself lucky Yeah, I I think everybody who's into world of warcraft and who I say that to are just like that's okay Yeah, all right.  It's okay. I can make it work There's a person. Yeah, actually it's fine. Actually it's fine. Yeah, there's a health person right behind you Okay, um, yeah, I just want to hit this thunder wave is the thing. I think if I get Here I think I get ow. All right. It doesn't matter anymore.  I swear to god I'm gonna scream. I'm gonna scream. I'm gonna scream get out of here Okay, I I realize that this may have made things harder Can you move out of the cloud of daggers before your turn is over? That's as far as I go our beautiful planning is ended. I think you're still in it. Oh, I'm not hastened anymore Uh, well stop the concentration on it. Yeah I love that spell, but it is not great in an open field. Yeah, not really It's really good if you get if you know, they're gonna run to a point Mm-hmm. I'm incapacitated.  That was good. That was good. Thank you. Thank you perish Nice good critical good critical hit get it Yep, it's running. He's dashing Don't worry. I got him. Don't worry. I got him So it's all I got Okay, this is working. Oh, he's dead. Okay, that's good Here, do you want him?  Yep If y'all want to funnel alchemy ingredients to me, I'm happy to do all the alchemy No worries Are you speak with dead on this guy? I would like to but it says invalid target which doesn't make sense because they are already dead He's mangled clearly his vocal cords mangled You put it at the hyena. Oh wait, hang on. I'll help Okay, that didn't that didn't seem to do anything Well, well that was that We should tread carefully as we travel further We know not what further lies in the dark Yep You can follow these tracks if you want. Why would I do that? Okay, don't then Oh, I don't cross. Oh, it's saving for me. That's a good sign A lot of blood over here Well, it's flint.  I have zero. I have zero spell slots. Yeah, Dave.  I have one self spell slot as well. Okay Let's go kill those other new крins at least so that we can like get exp Let's go kill those newborns so we can get some exp and then we find sneak up on them as well We're almost level five. Yeah, exactly eight 700 experience Exactly. All right, I'm gonna I'm gonna sit up on top of the hill All right careful, careful sneak sneak sneak sneak sneak sneak sneak sneak I'm gonna hit them all with my with my fairy fire You hold shift you can see where they can see you if I'm in crouch I can see where they can see me well both work. All right All right, you want to make first move? Yeah, yeah first move fairy fire.  That's a conversation I Conversation with who? I know one of the no one wanted to talk That's funny. All right. Well, let's do this thing. Oh Oh Did you hit it? What happened? It did. Uh, just give it a second. Just hang on One second. There you go. Damn Geez We're doing our best here, but our best ain't the greatest. Oh, I should have fired.  I would this would have been perfect timing It's dead now though. So that's fun I need to remember about my legacy of kania. Oh, it's not dead. Now it's dead. Hey, there we go killed I've killed it did. Oh god initiate. Oh god. They're coming for me Ow My tiny body Don't hit me. Don't hit me now All right, I need you right my beard.  There is not there's high ground bonuses though. That's funny You get a plus two. I think if you have quote-unquote high ground you hold ruptured Uh, that's my turn Nice. We are doing great. It's good. Yes. It's going well. It's going well. Mm-hmm I really feel like my move.  Now you get a bonk on your head I really feel like my like my opening move of just throwing fairy fire on things is the best it's good It's really good to be honest. I can do it all times Because if you're stealth, they'll have disadvantage on the save. I think Oh, I did not know that here. Let me let me speak with dead on this guy Yeah, I do want to I want to search of dead first Not over then through All right, uh, hey speak the dead I'm going to camp Talk to me guy Journal updated the wizard of waterdeep. I wonder if this has to do with gale Uh There's other wizards in waterdeep Now I just went to camp and gale's condition got worse again. What happened to you? I had a feeling Did anyone survive the attack or were you carrying in the wagons? Who is rugen? Son of a What? Sorry, I just asked who is rugen and he's like lucky son of a That's great. That's great. I shouldn't have asked who is rugen. That was pointless. Uh, well I did it Good job. I'm I'm heading back to camp so we can heal cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool.     Oh my god Did they change it? Wait, wait, did they give you the ability to change what you look like? I told you. Yes. Yes Okay, you think you can update you can they that is as of like a few days ago. They added this It's over here. It's over here. Okay. All right. I'm gonna go Yeah, I I just want to do it as a witcher three. I can grow up my hair and beard Can change anything about how we look cool. All right. I'm gonna do that a little yeah Yeah, that's brand new highly requested thing. Everybody's really wanted.   I'm a man of simple pleasures I had to keep anything I change about gram Yankee Maybe her hair. Yeah, shave it off this Or put it up. Put it up in a in a ponytail or a bun This is Gram Yankee does not I hate what she looks like with no hair.  There's no wrinkles left. My head fell out That's the only reason like why I care I don't really care about like changing my face again or anything like that But I like the idea of being able to be like, oh, I can like adjust my hair if I want to that's fun I can have a haircut. Yeah I have mutton chops now. I'm going to talk to gale Um, I need to give gale an artifact Uh, hmm gale, uh, we got a little tough here. Um Hmm Whoa, that is a really good magic item we should be using more often What which one honestly, um chundik has it on him I don't think he's using it when the wearer has 50 hit points or less. They don't provoke opportunity attacks Amazing It really should what item is it? All right, it's called the moon drop pendant. Oh, okay It's kind of it's red with a blue thing.  Oh Just don't give it to him. Why? Hey Get back on Davi look what you did.  He just ran away. He ran away. Why did you get rid of the gale? Why? I didn't mean to get rid of them. Jacob, why did you get right? You kicked gale out of our party? I didn't get it. I didn't give him something.  No, I didn't. It's so he ran away Jacob, what do you say to him? I thought I just didn't tell him you couldn't give him any foot longs anymore, man I tried to I look I took my boots off. I put it in a hot dog roll and he didn't like it And so I was like, I just I was looking over to do anything. We were like, oh, no, fine then keep your secrets I looked over at you thinking he gave me that side.  Lacella's talking about you get grandma Yankee or the gets your new character. Yeah, look at look at grandma Yankee's new haircut Hey, look good.  It's a good insult What's this even a What heirloom uh the the relic the um the the the the the the thing the the dodecahedron thing Oh Yeah, shadow heart has it But it sometimes decides to be in our pocket Of course that makes perfect sense No Any idea a duel they're gonna duel they're gonna duel we are losing party members left and right First will it was really funny too because with gale.  Oh it says continue for me Oh It says cooperate lyzel for your own sake or we need her shadow heart. Give her a chance. I'll do what l do to do whatever Honestly lyzel got caught. That's what happens. That's true. That's true. Yep. That's true They were supposed to have a duel they were supposed to have a duel. Yeah, where's the duel? That's true. That's true Hey yo Now kiss kiss. Yeah kiss. Yes, please do it. Oh my god.  Maybe they should that might be what happens Also, everybody check your pockets. I want to make sure gale didn't steal anything No, he gave he gave everything back if anything Why steal anything? Where are you your boots?  All right, we're at full strength. Let's do this. Let's get out of here. I'm just Doing some alchemy stuff real quick. We lost gale That's a whack. I did not know that was gonna happen the very moment that we stopped giving him our magic item He leaves It was dumb too because you can convince him, but I was just like, okay Let me go back really fast and he was just like fine and then he just ran away I mean to be fair because he is dead and we're saving he does have like a nuke inside of him What?  Let's continue. I'm gonna go on this way or that way whichever way you want to go Which way which way which way do we I don't care. I don't care. I don't care at all I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to tell you which way to go because I was I saw this bridge and I was like, yeah this is a bridge cool There's dead knolls here. There's tons of dead knolls. She's like, ah, they're ears. I want their ears Battle happened. Oh auto save my favorite Love that Oh, I can search these guys Oh, they only have ears. I'm not buying. I'm taking these take the ears. I need those Those are important. I'm gonna go inside The building right here Yeah What are you doing? Why are you sneaking? You're welcome to rest here.  Okay, that that's good Please keep your distance You're welcome to shelter here, but we've grave injuries to tend to A devil the most deadly foe we've yet to go a devil. Well, it's a good thing you're a sort of tear Lord of justice He sent us after an infernal being Straight out of the nine hells Hiding in the form of a one horned Okay, we're gonna kill him Countless refugees fleeing the absolute Yesterday she butchered an entire family without mercy. Okay We were lucky to survive our encounter.  She ran toward the river when she saw we were merely wounded not dead Down the hill from here down down down by the river. No down by the hill listen. Oh, sorry.  Is he just giving it to me now? I guess so what say here you go. Uh Uh Very well, you're like, I'm not proficient Uh, it's the sort of tear I'll learn proficiency Where is it? Where is it? Where's the sword? Why isn't the sword in my inventory? What's going on? Isn't somebody's inventory? Yeah, why isn't it in your inventory? Why is it still in his back? He's like here never mind Okay I mean that makes more sense to be fair the idea of him not giving me his priceless sword because I said I might kill something We're talking to Trin What's in the cell why didn't I've said nothing about the seller lady? Why what's down there? I know he said that he'd give it after she was dead But at the same time he also held it out to me And definitely like made it look like he was giving it to me. I'm gonna go in the cellar.    Please I Now what I mean to ask Is are you the only one of your party who were killed by the goblins? What I do not want him to say is no I was not alone. There were goblins Okay, there we go That's good. Vance. Who's Vance? Why are you in the basement? Okay, who are you? Thanks Martin my my king. What's your favorite color? Uh blue no green.  Hang on Well, all right, it's time to go through the vault door. Oh, it's locked Well lockpicking impossible new plan. Oh, okay, then. Where's the bomb? I'll whack it Wait, I don't worry grandma Yankee and I got this Here I go. Give us another 800 years. It has medium toughness.  Hang on Oh, yeah, there you guys There we go There's a trap All right, I'm gonna disarm this trap Step carefully They're vents meaning that they will spill something out On a burrow hole. I'm disarming the trap On 261 gold Rap is disarmed Nice Oh, I found some indigo die. Oh, I'm gonna use this indigo die right now I'm gonna make my armor indigo Wow, it's wonderful Look at how indigo I am now Got a whole new look More traps here On some water Oh the leadership of the zentareem. I'll take that The if you found the whole leadership Yeah, I found a list with all of the names of the leaders of the zentareem in this tavern.  Oh my god.  They've got an elminster in here Elminster they've got drawer ragslin Wait The piece of zentareem Steals Black naturally a part of the black network We pray We pray Oh What's in here? What isn't what's in this? What's in here? We haven't done dark Looks like darkness Is this area not loaded because we didn't go the right way? We we we missed the one No, no, no, it's we should be able to walk in here Yeah, we can't go there because we went the wrong way and so it's no no no we were the right way did we? Yeah, okay I think they're supposed to be a door here But the game didn't load it Um, yeah, hang on It's in the other one.  There we go. Door rags. Now you should be able to go in Draw rags.  Fine Grandma get in there loot the place. I literally cannot load it. Yeah, it's completely dark in there go in there.  Okay. Well, all right. All right. Okay. Okay You tell me go in here. You told me to do it. All right. Look loot the place fast Yeah, loot the place quick.  I have an idea That worked. Okay. Do that. Davy put something on the chair. Okay Uh items, how do I items you just drag and click it I will put this click sorry click and drag. Let me let me find something that's useful here a spike bulb There you go.  Let me find something a little heavier do this vase what I just I just used like a vase that was nearby Can't even take the vase. Oh, I see no don't take it like click it and drag There you go I think I have to put it on the yeah, you have to put it like right there There we go. Nice. We're in another movement Oh, okay, and and turns Davy get out of that poison.  Yeah, I'm uh, I know what I'm doing started a youtube channel I've almost looted this entire place. I've ended my turn. Nice. Oh, it's me Okay, um I want that helmet and that great sword. It's it's just a helmet and they're just a great sword like Oh, why am I woozy?  Oh, what? Because we're standing in toxin Look at the thing you disarmed this I should have just gone through and disarmed everything. Oh my god There's more Somebody activated even more It wasn't me Would me Got me like puppy character I'm glad I just armed this area All right, I am a turn Or funky and your turn Well, that was fun Yeah, we got some what do we get? Do we get anything cool? You got gloves of heroism over there, which is for a paladin Yeah, that's pretty cool. Okay. We don't need eggs turn basement anymore Going upstairs Okay, uh That's fun.  We gave some more things we can feed the gale. Oh, yeah.    Did it make you feel big? She says Uh, I'll say I'm very powerful and strong I'm on carlack's side here. I gotta be honest. Listen. It was all a misunderstanding. I didn't mean for them to die Rick, if you think I'm going to believe that Uh Wrong idea about me. I didn't have anything to do with what happened to those people Yeah, nothing at all. Please give me guidance. I can't I don't know why I can't hang on. Okay. Maybe because I'm not actually there This is a saving throw Oh, yeah, what how? It's not I'm just joking.    Yep Fine fine Well, I guess we could kill I don't know my heart's not in it That's true. Yeah, I feel that I feel that I feel that All we'd get is a palette and great sword Oh, a great sword that none of us could use Except for gore funky. I mean except for tune thick. I was looking forward to hanging out with carlack Oh, well, then why'd you kill everybody? Yeah, you know that a random fiery tiefling would be deeply invested in the lives of druids I don't know how were you supposed to know that? All right, careful. All right.  Wow. That's a lot of people. All right Yep, uh, get ready. I am going to fairy fire all of them. Those are people. Those are no First of all, that's very mean Second of all, I'm gonna fairy fire all of them. Wait, there's no waiting. Here I go What is it? You did it. You did it before your turn happened Oh guys, the null's talking to me.   Yeah, sounds good. Let's go, uh, let's save those people's lives because we're big heroes Mm-hmm Go ollie Olly's probably dead. I don't think we're gonna be seeing ollie You don't think so. I I hate to say it, but it doesn't seem like it's in the cards for ollie Ruegan might Ruegan might survive because that was a lot and ruegan only lost five health All right, let's do this All right Oh, use my action because davi acted so quickly. You're well. Yep I wonder if the gods are watching me This is this is recompense for all those times that there was an enemy right next to me that needed to die And we spent five minutes waiting to think about doing something else I'd uh, it was a lot of clumping up right there. Don't worry.  I don't I think it's flying. It really doesn't matter Of all the things that I care about the pronunciation of the leader of the the leader of the nulls is not one of them Name is flindi guys They're from the flindi city Chicago, baby Gofunky, I mean tune think get in there. I could have a misty step like anywhere. He could like go to anything Who are we? Who are we killing here?  Yeah, why wouldn't we we're trying to we're trying to save the dudes lives You're right. I mean, I just made really good friends with that flint So, I mean, but wait What? No, we need to we need to be heroes. We need to be good guys. Yeah, I know. I know I'm just I'm just saying we just had a connection and I don't know. I just didn't want it to like always Can you go to flint? He's flint the rider Where is the flint he's right there all right there I see I see I see I see You're literally in its butt. Hey, Emma. There's an enemy next to us. Please hit it Oh What? I don't know. Maybe I'll attack it range All right, let's get them. I like that you were like, whoa, they're awfully close together over here Just so juicy right there Looks like an aoe. Do you think we'll have fireball if we uh, if we kill these guys Give me literally one level One single level, please. We're so close. Yeah, level five is what I need right now Fireball No, I'm not gonna say until you to cast it wait is your turn over. Thank you for christening my fireball I will christen your fireballs. Is chun thicc's turn over Chun thicc's turn is over it's your turn. Sorry.  I will however, uh, there's fairy fire on this guy fairy fire on that guy Just shoot this guy I have the option of fairy firing even more people But but we would no longer have fairy fire on the flint. Is it worth it? No, okay in that case Uh, I don't want to do anything hostile So then drink a potion of haste Uh, I will drink a potion of haste Mmm haste potion of speed you mean steamed haste. I mean speed Any potion of speed? Superintendent charlers Go on up here. I'll never catch me. Oh, no, this is the steamed gnolls. We're having steamed gnolls So you call them steam gnolls even though they're obviously criminal You call them steam gnolls despite the fact that they're obviously flints Yeah, well, yes, it's uh, it's a farudian Saying What a poor borealis At this time of day In this part of the country localized entirely in this game Yes May I see it? No The best part of that may I see it? No Oh, no Hell I can't really do anything All right.  Good job. Ali. Why are you getting closer? What are you doing, sir? Sir? Oh boy No, don't cut a roll roller. You stay right there. You know, no You get back here. Oh, that's actually not that bad. Uh When it gets to my turn, I can just fairy fire all of them Like almost literally all of them.  We can do this his for health. Yeah, and that's for health.  Oh the combat's over Don't worry. I'll talk to the flint. We're good allies. Yeah, we're teammates now I was gonna say fine, I guess we'll ally with the gnolls, but now here we go The moon beam We pray Okay, um, what did we do? I think I want to fire. I'll get a thunder wave them in Okay. Yeah group them up so that we can cloud of daggers all of them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Boom. Very nice I'm getting the fire out there Uh, okay And then I can do some I can do some spike growth on my next turn Oh Spike growth is the best spell. Yep. Yep. My growth is pretty good. Especially for a situation like this Uh, that is how we solve every problem in thursday's game Is spike growth? Oh, yeah, uh, you missed it emma But they were using a lot of spike growth to kill a lot of enemies and it was just because they were fighting people Are you ready for this absolute chat of a turn? Yes. Yes. Go watch this watch watch ready Okay, it wasn't that good But it was okay, but it killed it.  He just slapped me. It was weird Yep Just let me get to my turn. Just let me get to my turn.   All right. Cool.  Oh, that was nice. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You're welcome I am then going to do the exact same thing Uh with this null flesh gnar I assume that we just want to blow all of our spell slots on this fight. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, these guys are tough Oh, damn he survives blasted them Uh, and in that case we're doing pretty good. Most of them are dead. I'm gonna move forward and then I'm gonna I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm uh I'm uh am my turn and my turn.  Okay, or don't That hyena said whoop whoop Oh my god This died sound of the police Whoop moon beam and cloud of daggers you're gonna run through that He's gonna do it.  This is not optimal. Um Let's see. This is annoying. I kind of don't want to do this, but I am Okay, I'm gonna move. I'm gonna get out of here first.  Okay, gore funky. I apologize. You're getting sacrificed to this, but Spike growth I Think I'm actually good. I think we're funky's spike growth right though. I'm I keep calling tune thick gore funky Well, that didn't work. Get out of there. That's okay. He's dead next turn anyway. Oh my Nice good moves. Now what Flynn? I cannot do anything because I'm incapacitated. He who Are you incapacitated because my potion?  Let's go I'll use very very fired.  He who oh Wow, he for some reason is really good at saving those Okay, watch this. Okay, watch. I'm watching. I'm watching There's a one hit point for you. Damn it. Okay. I tried spider mode Hang on. I got this Hang on. I can there we go We Arachnid jump I cry why? Can you attack this turn? Chute chun-tik no chun-tik cannot okay That's not good because if he doesn't get rid of his bark inspiration, then I can't give it back to him. Oh My guy is killed Well, that's good. I got it only cost 200 gold to Bring him back to life. I Literally only did this spider thing just so I could get up here. I Got him. I don't want to be a spider. I do want to do this though Sam it he's saving He is saving he's saving a lot All right, you know what this is not working to our benefit Oh Level two spell slot gone. The hyena has just been whooping I'm alive. Oh there He's running. Where's he going? He's running away.  I'm gonna try to fear him again because I don't like the idea of him moving at all Please be afraid That's flaming sphere I don't know. I thought it was like an orb of arcane energy not Now watch watch watch watch Oh You found grant what Graham Yankee has had enough of this child's rudeness.  All right Don't worry. I'll get that. I'll get that hyena I'll get him. Oh, yeah, we're out of reviving high schools, huh? Yeah. Yeah, we are we have to go back to Withers and tell him no, why are you dead? Did you jump in your own flaming sphere? No, I think I maybe I don't know what happened Don't worry, I will invigorate you That's a hyena looks hungry. Don't worry. I got this. I missed Graham Yankee is cat you're back. You should take a look. Oh a true soul parasite. Let me get that I Also, we have the the strongest goddamn weapon in the game What steamed parasite? Oh What all right weapon the flint a weapon?  Where's the where's the parasite? All right. I have to like I have it You go to that special brain. Yeah, let's look at the brain menu. I remember there was one other thing that I wanted and then we would be I Don't even remember. I think I'm fine actually cuz I got charm Davy. Here's a magic scimitar. Oh My god, thank you. I haven't had a magic scimitar this whole game And I've been desperately hoping for something who is it speedy reply It is speedy reply nimble attack when the attacker hits an enemy with this weapon the game of momentum. What's momentum do? Yeah, so useful and it doesn't push Just look at you and thick It's just laying there. They're dead We did not level up I'm gonna try to speak with dead magic chest over here and some speak with that do it speak with dead Rue again. I hope they aren't like no Tell me your secrets Ruegan Where were you heading? Tavern zentareem hideout Sorry, mate, but I feel like we got a headache view on that one What happened here? Yeah, speed up. How do I find the hideout? Yeah password. What's the password? Little serpent long shadow. All right, let me cast on this next dude What's up, Ollie?  Yeah, I'll get a lot less health. I feel like he's not his entering And he's just a guy. He's just a dude that was hanging out. Yeah Uh, where were you heading? Oh, no. Yeah, you knew about it. We're trapped fast lock dangerous What happened to you? Ambitionals, who are you? Zentareem agent all right That was fun. I mean acid notes. Oh, look at this. What's that? Oh, it's a strongbox Allow me to lock pick and you guide me or something. Oh, yeah. Yeah, hang on There you go, not give me guidance yet. Let me let me cancel and retry I Did yep, I got it now. Here I go difficulty 20 Try again 15 16 19 Yeah, so close So close. Yep, so close. I will try again because I have six these tools Yep. Yep Damn nope Try again. I'll try again.  You have knock Emma. Oh actually wait. I don't yet. Damn it. Try again. I got a 19 again. Oh Let's try again Mm-hmm. Oh, you did it.  You just you just interact with it. I'm gonna save. Oh My god. Good idea. Good idea. My god What I'm looking at the iron flask. Yeah, it's nuts I'm gonna save. I'm just gonna save People say use your inspirations, but no, I can just buy more. I Saved these guys in my playthrough.  Oh Davi? Oh Davi? Oh my god What is this it's a spectator my god We didn't have a hard enough fight just now Oh my god. All right. Okay. I have I have a good idea here. You told me to open it. I didn't I know I didn't You told me to click on it. I just told it. I opened it. What what was I supposed to do? Look at it and then I'll look at it.  I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. 176 HP. What have I done? Yeah, this guy's got some health Okay, it's What what are you doing?  Are you doing right there?  Oh nice. Nice This thing is crazy Chun-tik is not in this. Oh wait.  They just have spectators, but this thing is effectively a beholder Oh, my god I'm not paralyzed. Are you invisible? Me Where are you?  Well, we're just leaving. He's escaping He let him out into the world Uh bar to inspiration Grammy Yankee Why are you following him?  Yeah, let him be free. Okay. He didn't even look at you Because he uses his other eye, right?  Okay. Well, I thought he was before you chased after him Well, I'm sorry. I didn't know what the goal was here. I didn't know you'd open the flask You told me to open the flask I Never said such a thing.  Well, the good thing is is that you have a very recent save Yep. Yep.  I told you I was like if you throw it then it'll summon a creature.  What is the one thing that you do to interact? That's like interacting. That's like video game interacting with it.  Would you walk up to it and click it? I'm gonna tell you what you're gonna do now Open it In through all he saved it. He saved the time we'll try. Oh dad, stop fighting He never said to open it. We're not fighting. We're not fighting. We're just to interact with it He just said he just said double click on it I just all I said Was read the flavor text and then I literally purposefully click leave at the end Oh, that's all he wanted me to do I just all I wanted It's all I wanted me to treat it like I treat a sterian I walk up to him and click on him and they ask do you want something and I say no Yeah, yeah, exactly. Is that not normal for you? Of course All right. All right. This is flask gate Flask gate Okay, hit that with fire and we'll blow him up. Oh, I am all the way over here Yeah, yeah, yeah So You can hit you can do fire. Okay, so that didn't work. Oh, oh dear I will try to charm him Yeah, Davy opened the flask when I told him explicitly not to yeah, spencer is looking at what I was doing He's he's charmed now, which means he will leave me alone Davy, I think there's only one way out of this. What is that? Oh, wait, hang on. No, no, there's not. No, there's not not yet. Not yet. Not yet. I can do this I have to end my term because I am frightened I'll I'll start moving this thing Eh, can I seduce it? Sleep with the spectator We've died so many times. Okay. Okay. Here we go. Here we go. It's forming to a gift Yankee horse. He'll be irresistible Oh, whoa, oops. Okay, that that didn't fan out that did we are getting out of this anyway This thing is gonna kill me again Oh my barnagas version. No, no, no, ow And now he leaves to terrorize the world once more to terrorize the countryside just burning villages And all the fast Well, I'm glad I have access to that So in my in my chat plays game, uh, they opted to throw that on the hag And the spectator in the head killed each other That's great But now we have that in our back pocket.   Yeah gone I just had a creepy eye. So I didn't have to worry about it also the Did you guys get to the part where she swaps places with marina like she she no no she never did it All right.  All right. All right. I'm gonna go revive Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go to camp revive chewing thick.  Um, just one more test you should open up.  I just did it already Sorry, can you can you open it? Uh locked It's locked.  I'll see if I can't pick it up Uh, yeah, I pick it up. Take it I will be right back.  All right.   Didn't finish the fight. Okay. Let's all die and bring ourselves back with level up I've got a couple severed heads I wonder if I can cast some severed heads I figured it'd fit with uh, grammy Yankees, uh, new necromancer persona. Hmm. Of course, of course Spencer, um Gore funky got a haircut. Do you want to see what he looks like now? Hang on. He's uh, tell spencer that, uh He does in fact look like my co-worker too. I did as what I did this. What'd you say? Poppy grand poppy Yeah, uh, what I did this I was like, I was like, look got a haircut and emma said That looks like somebody I work with It looks exactly like him. It's yeah I will try to stealthily take a picture of him tomorrow. Oh, you should you should I think the part is that like I believe that like 100 believe that this is somebody you work with He's he sucks too.  Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's fun. That's fun Every time my hit points hurt This spell slots hurt. I got I got kind of cold. I had to get a Nice little better robe. Let me warm Aren't you always wearing that robe? No Uh, but most of the time. Yes Oh, well, what temperature do you keep your living space at daddy? Uh It is normally what's your what's your go-to temperature? I would like it to be at least 70 degrees Oh, you're insane Uh, okay ideal temperature is like 60 68. Yeah 68. It's gotta feel like a fridge. No. Yep. Yeah. Yeah 100 you and my wife are the exact same She she's like freezing. Yeah, I need to blanket. I'm like come just come on I see I like to be so cold by rest Richard. Yeah, exactly. I'm like a furnace. I just I just I just I'm just warm all the time. I would like to go to bed. See, I think the other thing Uh, not to be Rube, I think Jacob, you and I are very similar Uh body wise. Yeah, quite large. Yeah. Yes quite. I'm quite. I I'm dummy and thick We're pleasantly plump, uh personages and Oh, I guess I could cast good berry I accidentally misclicked out of that and then I went. Oh, yeah good berry and I like misclicked good berry So we could totally use these good berry cool me Yes 75 75 is a perfect temperature. That's what we need.   Do you want a good berry? I'm gonna hear his name from Warfunky to Paul I'm going to nature is plus Survival is your best one Um, yeah, I'ma try. I'm gonna try that. I'm gonna clean that wound nice Giving it a curious peck who Get hood and hood and now it's in our camp. I Oh my god I love it.   I'm just gonna get a quick little potion. No, no, I can just cast speak with animals Yeah, but I want to talk to him Cast your speak with animals Oh, he says home All right, you can do what you like. He did not pet him. Wow You can you can pet him. I'm gonna pet the owl bear. Yeah, pet the owl bear pet the owl bear Davi refused to pet the owl bear. I also refused to pet the dog Everything that I touched dies All right, okay, we can go to bed It just Just falls over literally everything that I talked to and interact with dies.  Whoa, right What what you you weren't seeing the the visual glitch that I am Oh my god. Oh, yeah, you are there. We go. What is gore funky doing? What is everybody doing? He's doing the gore funky That's the gore funky dance. Yeah. Oh, he he found something Oh What do you find? I'm not sure. Drop it. Drop it. It's an intimidation. Let's go Drop it. He's a roll. I refuse to give you guidance for that. No, give me guidance No, I don't deserve it. Give me guidance the right charm the dog I'd rather you charm the dog. That'd be The dog Davy Difficulty impossible What does he have A bone All that for a bone He wants a pet At him Good lord. He's a dog well All right, let me try talking to him now. He's probably mean to the dog Speak with animals What's up script? Hope you're keeping well friend. He says hope you're keeping well friend Why is he like what's going on with him? Why does he have a dark? I cast friends on him Yeah, let's leave before he realizes that he's like hang on Wait a second I'm not actually friends. Okay. We're out of the death cave And we're still not level five We're so close. I think we'll level up if we go over here.   Oh my god What The owl bear cub is so cute.    That's for all my catholics out there Nice It's a very funny joke if you're raised catholic. Thank you. Oh, oh, I was raised catholic and I Can confer confirm Oh this might have thought that was funny if she knew what it was Hello, is there violence happening in here christ has died christ has risen christ will come again, but um There's quite the violence happening over here. Debbie. Yeah Some it looks as if he just killed some random people who cares They're flaming fish Grant me the faith to this person Baldurian looks like he wasn't cut out to be a flaming fist Yeah All right, I am still back in the cave. I mean they're flaming fists. They're not great Please just leave me be you're being factionist. Yeah, I'm gonna leave them be They So do you see that guy in the corner over there is throwing water on the fire?  I can handle this somebody very important is trapped inside. I'm a tiefling. I've got this We leveled up.   He was on the road back from uh, elter al Yeah, after he got out of it bro descended came back and was like, let's go home.  That wasn't from hell Three two one Some goblins just set fire to the tower. Damn. Davy. That was cool. I want older raven guard. I will be I swear my sword to him We don't have much time Let's go team. We don't have much time I think I have cream water rescuing all the raven guard in sent to a vertus He had that hat on him Uh that hat what are you talking about? Uh, that's right. Davy this way In descent to a vertus. He uh, he has that helmet Oh, yeah, that is true.   This is a minor spoiler for descent into avanice, but I usually like Don't give them lulu right away. I I I read I hide lulu inside of the the helmet As the reason why as the reason why older wasn't like completely corrupted That's cool. As opposed to her just kind of showing up Being like, yeah, I'm gonna I'm I'm your friend now Yeah, I I have a lot of issues with that adventure. It's one of my favorites It's generally one of my favorites because the avernus part, but the entire first section of it sucks And uh, the entirety of chapter one is just rough. Yep. I've managed to make it serviceable Yeah, the second time through the the beginning part is better um Although I am planning on uh Where was older? We should talk to this person. Where which one? thing I'm in the conversation. Oh, uh, well, okay. Yeah I want to level up, but I want to talk to this person Now listen close fist duty calls Okay, davey. They took a grand duke older raven guard westward Report to the man and we will get him back We will And this person is like the second in command and he's like, hey, we got to get him back flaming fist We will we will rescue older raven guard. Yes, we will I will travel west and save him He's at moonrise towers Zah and we get a cool reward. We can either get the sparky points, which is a um Prident that deals lightning damage a bow that do deals lightning damage or a rod that deals lightning damage. What kind of bow is it? It is a um It is a uh long bow. I cannot use long bows Well, um, which one has the most gold cost. They're all the same Except for the tried the trident is worth less. All right. Well, I will get the bow I finally got stuff. All right. My health has increased is uh Nice, uh, I get another spell I get it. Yeah, literally for like the past For like the the past year I've run it three times and um It it's pretty rough.  Um, and I've like I have introduced an entire new section. I'm rewriting like half of it um when uh, I think when we did the the first time because uh We started it and then I don't know exactly why that group fell apart exactly Uh, I I literally just took a hiatus Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, I I I had been running like dnd for a really long time So I took a hiatus and we never got back to it Mm-hmm Uh, but then we went back. Uh, davi had changed it so that instead of starting in balder's gate If you just skip that entire part you just start in el to rel is it's falling? Yeah, that's that's honestly That's the best way to run it. So it is so so I have uh since gone back and redone uh balder's gate and I've Like I figured out the only points that are really important And and I've really hit those homes. So like rea mantelmore and I've made into a very rare character And like she she's basically the whole thing of like trying to just give them backstory. She's cool. Uh I don't When they get the puzzle box, I let them open it immediately. Yes, that's how Immediately immediately they like they do the they do the dungeon and then at the end of the dungeon It glows when they when they find thavius and like Yeah, yeah, so so it opens they open it and it takes them To el to rel in avarice instead of them just going to candle keep in that so they go to Like that you have to talk to the funny weasel man. Yeah tracks the gore. Sorry.  That's a video I'm making right now Actually, it's a it's a whole thing that I think plagues a lot of the fifth edition adventures because quick. Oh, go ahead Good real quick. Uh, I'm getting a third level spell and I don't know which ones are good in this game So the stoker's this is always good. It's okay. What about stinking cloud?  I don't have a problem with it. Um I'll probably be getting it so you don't have to if you don't want to uh, uh, what about stinking cloud or hypnotic pattern Or plant growth. Those are good Or what's the third one plant growth?  Uh glyph of warding No, I thought it was good. It's not Okay, uh fear it's it's okay. It's okay. If you really want to set traps. It's pretty good fear fear is okay Then what do I take is my third level so they don't get fireball. Let me look. Let me look. Um Stinking clouds honestly Steak, man, that's tough. That's tough in thrall. I like hypnotic pattern. Um, I also bestow curse is pretty good too Um, and so stinking cloud. Those are my three picks Uh, so it's I feel like stinking cloud is the one that I would go closer to Yeah, uh, what's the what's the radius? They're both the same radius I'll start out with stinking cloud and then if I don't like it. I'll swap it out later. Yeah Um, anyways, what I was gonna say was is there's a there's a flame blade all of a sudden cool That's cool. It's awesome Yeah, anyways There is a, um Um, um I'm making a video about it because me and my friends have talked about it for a long time. Um, oh, sorry yet You're right. Joseph Rizzo. He is an otter. I apologize. I hate tracks agor so much um, but uh, there's this there's The fifth edition adventures have this thing and it's me and my friends have made fun of it for a little while now And I finally want to make a video about it. I'm getting rid of that. I hate um, and it's a uh, it's a it's a term We call, uh walrus in a cave.   We're building all of this tension. There's a theme here There's there's there's so much going on and we're really building up. Oh, what if there's just like a funny guy in here? And it's like, why is this here? So Uh wild beyond the witch light is what we call a campaign that is full of walrus in a caves is because it's supposed to be walrus in a cave Uh, because it is supposed to be kind of silly. So it's fine. But um, yeah to send to avanis You talk to an otter to go to the nine hells So i'm getting rid of hold person and i'm taking healing word. How do we feel about that? That's fine. Having two healing words is good. Anyways, my rant is over now Uh, that is good. We've done it. Uh, what else did I get? Let me look at these things Font of inspiration. Now I get my inspiration back on a short rest. I'm gonna I'm gonna cry All right, that's everything I needed. I've leveled up I am god now. Let's go I'm creating water right here so I can get rid of this fire so that we can walk through it Uh, it didn't work That sucks Yeah, so I take the balder's gate section basically to like Uh, do three things make make people sympathetic towards rea Make people think that the avius krieg is like a really good guy because she's like She'll talk all about the avius krieg and how cool he is and how nice he is and when they see him I don't show his art right away because he looks very evil Uh, but then I'm like, I just treat him like like a normal dude.  Oh, I didn't mean to conversate with somebody. Whatever. Uh, I promise my shield and my sword I don't know. Let them be my porridge.   I miss my character from this end I uh my character is negative. What's called? I make her like a hell rider in training and the whole arc of her thing is that she like Through the five levels just wants to be a hell rider so badly and then she finds that that avius is bad Uh, but she is unwilling to believe it and she'll just turn on the party unless the party, uh Like charisma is their way out of it. Uh, and like what once once, uh Like it's avius is like obviously revealed.  I'm the rock. Why do we all climbed on it? Yeah Beautiful character, uh and then Every once in a while, I don't I don't want to say what else happens because I don't know who all in my, uh Avernus session is listening I think it's some of the hardest writing they've ever done in the avernus section I think it's a person over there for names elica. I'm gonna talk to her. I love it. I had a motorcycle I yeah, it's amazing. It's so good You know those um those big for lack of a better term Uh, was like hell wasp filled testicles. I rode my Uh My motorcycle up into one in that game and then around it like one of those death ball things That's so cool. Oh god. It was such a cool fight I'm going to find another way around. What's going on over here. Debbie. I have no idea Seems like you have good survival instincts. You should join me instead elica Yeah, yeah, I go my own. Oh, I like her. She's cool Who are you? She's kind of a baddie not gonna lie Uh, I think she's cool. I would like to I would like her to join our party.  I took two steps onto a bridge Oh Don't watch us That'll be tough to fight But not impossible to beat Good to know grammy yankee Uh, grammy yankee.   We could talk to him. I'll I'll talk our way out of this. I just have to get down there Sounds good. Sounds good. Sounds good. Okay. I'll talk about this. Let's see. Oh, how many hit points can that dragon possibly have? That's Let me save. Let me save. Let me save. Let me save.  Uh, no, but he is a dragon. It probably speaks common. He has a 520 hit points Here, I'm just gonna go talk to him Okay, go talk to him. His name is, uh, Quedenos That guy's cool. His name is kithrack boss Well, you see we're quite a handsome party. Uh, I don't know you I pose no threat Silently hold his stare. I just want passage if I have to go through you. So be it.  That is so funny. Mine No You're mine I'm glad you noticed I wasn't gonna say anything It is necessary for you to tell me Our grammy anki loves looking her best A vessel fell from the sky. We seek a precious weapon that was taken from it You suddenly feel a strange anxiety take hold Not your own, but that of the art of the story My eye freaks me out. It's afraid. Yeah, it is quite wack. I feel less like a demon I don't like how your hair is just kind of Growing out of your eyebrow. That's the hat. It's the hat I know it's the hat Ask him Tom. I'm just gonna give it to him It's good. No, don't give no, I'm gonna ask to start from the beginning Do not speak your bleeding offends my ears. You're bleeding Oh shit, he's doing Naruto moves That's a cheetory That's a cheetory That's a geth jutsu I think he's doing ASL I think he's catching the tech ASL He's like, let me be clear Uh Ooh, just barely Lucky rolls I'll never know It takes so long to do that Man, it takes me six seconds to cast that. You need to be better That's true Read his thoughts I'm gonna read his thoughts Read his No No Inspiration, inspiration Please, please let me inspire Please let me inspire Roll and scroll again. We're doing this one There we go Persuasion Intimidation That is the most you thing I've ever read What? Don't be too hasty I could prove very useful I read that in your voice And then you said it Exactly outside of my head I wanna say intimidation Okay Maybe I can intimidate him down Yeah, yeah We're gonna have to reload a save I'm gonna cast friends I'm gonna cast friends.  Yeah, sure That What was that? What is that?    Sure Wait, it says We have to tie up any loose ends We can come back So the only loose end That gets tied up when you go through this Is the Drudy encampment Yeah, and we kinda already botched We already did it Let's go through the Mountain Pass I will double down on that one, Davy I know that one for sure Okay I know I've been wrong about some things in the past No, it's fine, we'll go through the Mountain Pass The Mountain Pass is really cool I feel like we should do it It's very neat Nothing at all This is one of the prettiest areas in the game The mountains It's very pretty Just a bunch of fucking rocks Okay No, I'm kidding You'll see I just checked my One in the morning I've got a server For all the D&D games That I run, I just checked it And there's like three people from completely different Groups Like three different D&D groups That I run I'm just hanging out in the voice chat And I just looked at that It's like If you were just watching An episode of, I don't know Any of the MCU movies And in the background You just see some of the heroes sitting down at a coffee table It's not even like it's focused on It's just what it is Yep, yep If you zoom in, Davy You can look down a little bit If you use the scroll wheel Yeah It's pretty, it looks cool It certainly looks like I just pinged way over there I just pinged so far Oh, we can go to those places, let's do it Sure can Let's go to those mountain passes The right one we can't go to, but the left one we can Very good Do we want to call it here? Oh yeah, we probably should Yeah, it's kind of late Because this is the perfect spot for us to call it Yeah Our great friend A deeter will probably want to be Oh yeah, for sure With us for this bit Alright, this is fantastic, thank you to everybody else Who watched the stream, thank you to everybody Who exists in the world That isn't a terrible person What? Did you save? I'll save now Wait, I have something really important to do What?