Well, hello. Let's give it a couple of minutes. Is anyone else joins. Please add your name to the meeting notes. And any agenda items you'd like to talk about. Right. Let's make a start. I have got a hard stop. I'll pass the hour today, I'm afraid. So, feel free to continue the conversation if I need to drop. Otherwise, I'll try and finish by then. Okay, so looking down the agenda. So holiday period for some of us. No meetings on the 26th or the second. So the next meeting will be on January the ninth, 223. So yeah, the clown native telco days event in Amsterdam. Looks like there needs to be sponsorship in order for that to go ahead. If I've understood correctly. And so, we're trying to gather sponsorship interest for that. And Lucy is coordinating that. So thank you for doing that. Anyone who's got sponsorship leads, please let her know. By close play tomorrow. Is that the deadline from the CNCF? We've seen it. Morning. Unfortunately, the deadline from CMCF is through the holidays. And I'm happy to submit the proposal for him on my last day before the holidays will be Wednesday. Thank you. Okay. Thanks for doing that. So upcoming events. Anything else to add to this other than what's been mentioned before. So we've got MWC. Barcelona connected America. 5G in the edge summit. You can possibly talk today. Okay. Telcos and public cloud summit. Telecom TV thing. Okay. Interesting. And I says. North America. Big party event. Anything else that we should add there to make people aware of. Events and so on. There's a cloud native security con on the. February that CFP is already closed and decided, but people may be interested in. Increasing their security posture and Kubernetes. And it'll be a lot of good topics for people to watch there. Okay. Thank you. Is there any specifics about what the CNCF. This working group is going to do at MCW. Okay. So this is this is more kind of events that might be of interest to the group. I think where we've got something specific happening. We'd call that out in more detail. Okay. So for example, there was a talk. About the CNF certification program. I think at any summit. In the autumn. And that was listed on here is something. Doing something at mobile. Congress is not entirely out of the question, but a lot of that energy disappeared when COVID hit. There was supposed to be a Linux foundation event. The first year that it was canceled. So there is possibility that. I mean, definitely not this, this coming year, but there's possibility that something could eventually happen again, but it would require some concerted effort for people to kick started off again. Probably collaborate with the foundation networking to, to have it make sense as well. And I don't know if those questions are. Are happening at this point. Yeah, understood. There was a. There was a demo of project silver or what is now known as project silver that last year's MWC. Which doesn't really fit in either CNC or LFN. It's kind of separate at the moment. But that could be a potential link for the future. Okay. Let's have a look at PRs. That's good. In a way. I wouldn't expect anything to be open. Today or before January. So it's going to be quite quiet. Yeah. There had been some works the last couple of weeks on the issues and PR. So. Yeah. Quite a few closed recently. So yeah, three merged in the last week. Four in the last two weeks. So there's quite a few issues open. I think. Let's ignore the bottom two for now because they've been open for a long, long time. And discussions. On going. For the rest. Remember, did we close all the issues? Taylor that were linked to. PRs that had been done. Last week. I think we did. Well. We were trying to, but there could be some that are still open. These don't look like the things we worked on last week anyway. So.  I'm. I'm afraid I haven't. Progress this one, which I've been assigned to for a little while. But these top six. I'm not assigned to anyone at the moment. So. If anyone's willing to. Get involved and help. Push some of these forward. That'd be great. Some of them were created while we were working through. And someone mentioned something. I think like that link. One that you're referencing was similar when it was created, but. The new ones were created based on. The feedback. The most important thing I think for us. Going into next year is. Getting, if we're going to get more. Best practices into that. Google doc. I'm sorry, not the Google doc, the Markdown doc for best practices for CNF developers. We need to get through and actually get the content. And the selection that we have those issues, those top ones that was based on. Feedback. That we've been having, I guess, all year because we have all the least privileged documentation and content. And then we have other pieces that we had gone through. That are related to the certification and everything. So those would be the ones where. Love to get help from. The rest of the community. Try to. Complete these. Yeah, I remember now actually this, this was an example of where. It's something that's tested in the test suite. And there is, there is some rationale. Provided in the test suite documentation, but it's not necessarily linked to a best practice. Document. And so it's trying to. Fill those gaps. Okay. Has anyone got any comments. Any concerns, questions about the issues on the screen or offers to be assigned. I can't see who's on the call, so I don't know. There's loads of people or not. Okay. It has ideas about something they'd like to work on that we don't have listed. Please speak up and like, get them in place. Yeah, that'd be great. Currently, there's no other agenda items. Is there anything. Not yet listed that people would like to raise today. I think. So Taylor, we were talking about trying to have a. A regular cadence of. Updates to the documents in terms of new best practices created or. Improvements to the docs. I wonder if we should track. I suppose that's been done in the issues. I'll work out how we can. Make it easier for people to sort of go. This is the sort of thing that's missing. That they can, that they can work on. Sure. Can you bring up the CNF. Developer. Best practice document. Possibly. Which ones that. I think it's under the docs directory. Robbie. Robbie had originally created that one. Yeah. See this one. That should be now linked from the front read me. So. This should be a place where folks can come to and. You know, eventually see here are the. List of best practices. Within the categories. That they can find and then. You know, click and go into each best practice. I think is where we were headed and. Should make it easier for. People that are looking to adopt or understand. What's out there. Yeah. The, as far as getting. Communicating, what are we trying to do? We want to. We want to get a list of published best practices. And then how can people help. Any practices that we could put in the categories would be the high level. And then. We could tag potentially tag issues with. Add a tag on, on issues that are indicating. That we want help. I don't know if it's. You can, there's stuff like. You know, best first issue or good first issue, not best good first issue and other. There's other things on GitHub that are common to indicate. Here's a place to get started. But we could look at something like that. And then the other thing we could think about would be. The GitHub milestones. If we want to do something like. We could add those. If we want to add those. If we want to add those. If we want to add those in this document. Within a timeframe. Like Q, Q one. End of Q one have some number of best practices. And if. If we add those. If we do a milestone, you can add. Issues into the milestone. We could actually add the ones that are. The ones that are good. And then go, okay, here's a set. And then someone could. You could go in and go, here's the current milestone that we're trying to do with the due date. So this Q4. Last year. Right. Yeah. I think, I think using the, using the labels and milestones would be good. It's there in the tool already. And just gives us a good way of viewing. Yeah. What we could be doing in the next three months. Yeah. Okay. Does anyone else have any thoughts on how. How to make it easier. To get. Folks involved. I mean, we have a lot of expertise out there. And. Including folks on this call, but right now. We have a lot of, you know, We have a lot of people. For your colleagues that might. Be willing to contribute and have. Experience in some area. It doesn't have to be the best practices that we list, but everyone's. Solving problems. You know. In your day work. And the ideas to share. Those practices that we've found. You know, we go, this is a good idea. We should do this sort of thing. Does anyone else have any ideas or input. On making it easier to contribute or making it visible where. You could contribute or step in. It's tricky. I found in the past. Just asking people in internal to vote phone. That. Unless the request is kind of clear and concise and well packaged. It. It doesn't really get done. Yeah. So it needs that kind of. It needs that initial bit of effort to. Define it. Quite well. In order from. You know, then I can go and talk to the expert of that thing.  And, you know, that's probably something they've already got content. Or could produce content quite quickly for. But I don't think people yet. Are feeling able or. Willing. Probably the former. Just because of resource pressures to spend the time. Doing that initial discovery and definition work. Which is. I know not really a solution, but. Kind of thinking out loud about how we might address it. Yeah, I kind of, I agree with what Tom just said is that. I think. Defining kind of the goal of that milestone. Of. What were what we would be asking for people to contribute. Clearly defining that I think. Is going to help. Get people involved. Because I think that way, like Tom just said, we can go back to. People on our team and say, okay. You know, in Q1, we want to fill in these sections. And our, and, and. I think we can go back and allocate the resources internally to be able to help support that. But without that clear definition, it's, if it's kind of open in, and it's tougher because other people, you know, everybody had their day jobs kind of situation. Right. Thanks for the feedback. I have an idea on. Making things a little bit more defined. Before that, though, let's finish what you're doing, Tom. And put at least a. This can be like a draft or whatever milestone if we want, but. In the title, I would say. 2023 Q1 best practices. Make it. Yeah, space after. Yeah. And, and then. Yeah, we can say. I mean, I, it seems like a low. Goal would be three best practices. Ideally. In Q1, if we, if we're only doing one a quarter, then. It's going to take forever to. Have. Yeah. That document at some, some level that's useful. But if we could get three in the first quarter, which is harder with the holidays and getting started, then maybe we get enough momentum to. Get some more in the next few quarters. Yeah. We've got to set some. A goal of something. Yeah. See where we get to. So. Go ahead and I guess just save that and then. Go to one of the tickets that is a best practice proposal. All right. And then. If you look at this, it's probably just based on what you're saying, it may be. And rich and, and you both Tom, it seems like this might be too vague unless you're already. Doing this one's about configuration declarative configuration. And. If you're already working on that, then it may jump out to you. Yeah, this is a good idea and I can help. Otherwise it might not be as apparent. One thing that we could do to help people along. Would be to take different sections. And then we could have. But the best practices and leave them like put it in the issue and have it. I guess blank, but say, here's this, here's the parts that we need. We need someone to write a summary. Go ahead and go to one of the best practices is probably an easier way to talk. So we need a summary. So if we have something. It's kind of, I guess, a template. There's no way to, unless you're a, have the correct edit or the high edit access to a repo, then you can't go edit comments. So I'm trying to think of how you could do this. I don't think. I don't know if. Not everyone is going to be able to go add to the description, but ideally this would be like a form. And as you fill it out, then people are going to see, okay, this is done, this is done, this is done. But what could happen is if we have, maybe we add that into the description area. And then. We're going to go ahead and go ahead and say, we're going to add this header for each section and then say. This, this section needs to be filled out. And then as someone adds a comment. Here's a summary or whatever, then we could keep updating the description. I don't know something to that effect so that we have. Here's an area. Here's the best practice proposal that we need to help on. And then. I go from there. We can also do it as. You know, it could be a Google doc that's linked and we fill it in that way. That would be the other. Another option. Yeah, or we could use the wiki or. I think. Are you describing something within the issue? So. I click on, you know, new issue. You know, if it is a new best practice and then in here, there's the sections that you were talking about. And people can start to add to them. If you're not already familiar with. The other best practices or the process, then you may not. So we could think about. We could create an issue template quite easily, which just use it has those sections as. The contents of what becomes the initial comment in the issue. Yeah, that sounds good. And thanks for the link. Lucina. So. Yeah. Great minds. Because I've seen that used in other, in other sort of similar. Things where. We then get a fairly consistent issue. First comment, which is helpful. Right. And then anything else could be left blank. And I would say if. It might be good. I mean, anyone opening these and trying to contribute, you know, if you have your own workflow and stuff, happy to have whatever you're going to contribute. But to help with. Folks who don't know where to get started, then. You know, doing the template. And then so Tom, you created this one. And then. Maybe if. If you create a Google doc or a. HackMD or something that's. Yep. We can keep modifying and has version history. I mean, Google doc you can do. You could create a Google doc and then. You can create a Google doc. You can create a Google doc. Not editable, but comments for anybody. And then, you know, of course, give edit to whoever you think is safe, but if we're going to drop a link in here, then you can drop a link to the Google doc. And people can just start adding. And then we just roll that back in. That can also be done with a hackMD. But either, either way. You know, I'm going to let some see some of the content that you've already said. You know, here's some ideas. Maybe you do the summary or, you know, whatever you feel. Whatever parts that you're ready for. Whenever it's created. Yeah, it makes sense. I'll do that for that top one. I do need to drop now. But yeah, I will do that for the issue. We had open there. 244. See how that works for people. Sounds good. Hopefully that helps rich. With folks to get started. And thank y'all so much. Sorry, sorry for cutting short. No worries. Talk to you in general. Yeah. So I saw in chat of Victor. Did your. Get a response. To the open networking. Yeah. Yeah. That's curious. What type of. Hi to kind of common focus. So it's one of what's the relationship between the. This effort and that foundation. Yeah. So there's several different orgs out there that are, you know, related cloud computing, I guess I could say. And. In different ways. So. We've been trying to reach out. And really over the. The last several years as. When San C.F. created the talk on initiatives originally. Trying to reach out and collaborate with different folks. I think Frederick you've been engaged some with the open networking. Directly. And the past. That was quite a while ago. Yeah, I've not been as engaged in any of the communities as much recently, but yes, there were. There were engagements. Yeah. So it's been off and on and Frederick is. As part of. A CNCS sandbox project called network service mash. As well as other work that he's in. And we've had some folks from the ONF. Join like the talk of music group and different things over the years, but it's all I'd say the organizations keep. You know, moving around its fluid. And so. If you have anything specific where you think. This is a mutual interest, like there's overlap or complimentary work. Victor. Then please let us know. Yeah. To help with. To help with the ONF relationship itself. So if I recall properly, that's primarily operator. Operator led, but there is also heavy vendor involvement. So part of the reason I'm not, I was not as involved as much now and was that at the time I was in neither an operator nor a vendor. So it was. The rules and engagement made it very difficult for me to contribute myself. But that being said, that they do rely upon several of our. The C and C F and Linux foundation technology. So for example, things like Kubernetes have heavy usage in it. You have things like. Tanks and fabric. That's that is. That's sold into it through, and through at least one major vendor. Then there's also projects like magma and similar, which I would not surprise me. But I think there's a lot of, you know, there's a lot of things that are set up in, in those particular areas. Plus the broad ecosystem that Kubernetes itself brings into. Brings into the, into the space. So definitely. So even if there is not a direct, like this group talks to that group, there's still some form of collaboration that occurs between the different organizations, even though the collaboration may be more. Maybe more indirect. Quite a few open source. Projects itself. So there's. And including like DPDK would be a. One point that's you see tied across many foundations, but. As a layer, but. Did you have anything specific Victor? No, I just used to work for telecom now. I actually want my friend is. He's a. We're volunteering in. Most is the on F and the CS benchmark. The community. So that's why the, the, the. The question that was. Posted earlier about like security best practice. Sounds like that's something I will go back and talk to him and. You know, talk to him about how that overlap in what they're trying to do. Yeah. Would love to. Share and collaborate on best practices. And try to. Especially anything that's if it's agreed on in multiple communities, then it seems like something that we should. Be putting forward for adoption. And a lot of what. C and CF does. It would be. Upstream. First layer. Usage for best practices and technology that then other projects build on. So that's encouraged. So I think there's. Definitely places where we can collaborate. He also did. He's part of that. Contributing to the CS benchmark. What's called. What is called. Yes. Community. Community driven. Center for security. So that's, that's what. The security. Like. There seems to be. What. Come here. Yeah, so. I'll talk to you and see whether it's any. Well, I think it's. Sounds great. Does anyone have anything else? So. In terms of CIS, my understanding is that there is a CIS benchmark for Kubernetes and very likely. It would surprise me if we were not involved with it in the. Tag security group. And there's also a SIG security and the Kubernetes project itself. If you're interested on security side. I would definitely recommend having a conversation. With at the very minimum, the. The tag security. As well as this particular group. And I think. There was some initial discussion and interest between this group and tag security and trying to find places where. They could collaborate with each other. So. If. If that's an area of. Of interest to you. It's, it's not. It's not really an issue of their being having to build interest. It's more an issue of. Of resources and people to. To take it on who. Who want to make that commitment. So that's something you're. You're interested in trying to find. Definitely could use the help there. I'm actually talking about SIG and tag. I'm like near to. Still, so. I know tag is usually on the foundation level. SIG is more on the practical level. So when it comes to security. Is it tag or SIG. There's a tag. I'm not sure there's a. SIG. Security. Both. Both exist. So that's something you're interested in trying to find. Definitely could use the help there. SIG security. Both. Both exist. The, the tag is bound to the. CNCF itself. The SIG security is bound to the Kubernetes project itself. So the scopes are very different. So SIG security itself. We'll generally only look at. Kubernetes security will only look at things that are related towards Kubernetes itself. And the CNCF cloud, the cloud native efforts. If they say that you were to remove Kubernetes from the picture entirely. There are still very large spaces that the CNCF still. Touches upon and has projects that. That. That it's involved with that would still be within. Would still have wide scope. So. So in short, there's, there's definitely. There's definitely overlap between the two, but the scope is set very differently. Okay. There's. You have people that are. In late. They've been leading in, in long time and. And SIG security that are also in tag security. Tag security is going to. Ensure that. The greater. CNCF. And I'll say cloud native ecosystem is covered. So looking at. Individual projects. Looking at workloads. Extending. Kubernetes core. And those sort of things. Versus the more focused efforts of. Kubernetes. SIG security. SIG security. I think it just depends on who. You know, what the focus is. O and F itself has a lot of different projects. It would depend on where their focus is. If you're looking at specific. APIs and. Things around the core of Kubernetes than SIG security might be the most important thing. So looking at the. Workloads and. Greater I would say even like greater networking issues than tag security is a good place, but. I think if you join. If someone joins CNCF tag security and starts going to those meetings, you're going to have references to SIG security. I've seen that in the past. And then once things make it up to like the CNCF. Then you'll have even more overlap. Because they're, they're looking at the effects of. What are the big changes in. Kubernetes as a projects and how does that affect the whole ecosystem? So. It won't hurt to get involved in either place. Or both. Yeah. Trying to figure out what each. Meeting is about. Yeah, I would just say. You know, join them and or look at. You can look at the past. Meeting. The meeting agenda. So they're published for. The SIGs and tags and working groups. Their. Notes meeting and notes and that sort of thing are all public. And the SIGs and tags. And the SIGs are also being, a lot of the, a lot of them are recorded. So you can even go and look at. Published. Recordings that are. They're published to YouTube. Thanks. I gave a link to it, but I'll just call it. Out. Tag security has a white paper. As far as a white paper, there is the Kubernetes documentation with where you'll have direct. Security best practices in the primary. Like Kubernetes project docs. But this. Tag security. Click the wrong one. The, the white paper is. Would be one area where you can go and look and they've. Just. They did an update to the paper. So this has a lot of good content that you can. Go and see if this sort of thing overlaps. All right. Anything else? Right. Our next meeting is going to be January night. 2023. Wish everyone. Happy holidays and. We'll see you next year.


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in every aspect of the negotiations, then it's not gonna be anywhere near far enough to get to what we need for gender and women. Thank you. Yeah, certainly affects all the signaling, not least in terms of whether this is important or not. Any last words, Agatha? I just wanted, I'm inside of the negotiations as a negotiator, so I can let you know security is in without brackets so far and also gender so far. So we're with several of the countries trying to get those two important things on the agreement, but we're fighting for them. I just wanna let you like a little hope. Good luck. I wish there was more we could do to help. Thank you so much. And could I turn briefly to Michael Halo who's the director of the Technical Center for Agriculture and Rural Cooperation, ACPEU, which is based in Brussels, right? And he's gonna say just a few closing words and reflections on this whole morning. Can we give you a microphone? Okay, you got one. Good afternoon, everyone. We have come to the end of a very lively and informative morning, so I really don't want to take your time to stand between you and the lunch and try to summarize what was said. I think everyone was very actively engaged in the discussion this morning. I just would like to highlight some of the messages at least that came to me personally from these discussions. Well, I think it was clear from everyone that we're looking at a huge problem in terms of the magnitude of the problem. It's huge. We have to produce more food, 70% more and reduce the carbon footprint of agriculture. So everyone recognized that. And if you go into any kind of discussion, if you go to Africa or anywhere else in the developing world, there is a lot more demand on agriculture to create jobs, to improve nutrition and all sorts of expectations from agriculture. So the question is how much policy coherence do we have in terms of trying to achieve these common objectives and also trying to address the climate challenge? So at least at these negotiations, I think what we have heard this morning is there is agriculture is important, it's being recognized, it's appearing in some form in the negotiations. And more importantly in the INDCs, which will probably in the end determine what's going to happen nationally, agriculture is in there. I think it was clear that the quality of the INDCs is variable. There are huge data gaps, some important elements are missing, gender and use and so on. So there is still a lot of work to be done. And I think from my perspective, I'm not sure if the people who are actually developing the INDCs are also very familiar with the challenges that we face in the agricultural sector. So this whole issue of multi-sectoral approach, how do you make sure that the challenges of food security, sustainability and so on are taken into account in the INDCs in a meaningful way. And I think the point that was made about what really matters is implementation because we could have lots of agreements, we could have conventions, we could have documents, plans and so on. But what matters in the end is how are you going to implement it? And to make that implementation happen, do you have the financial resources, especially for developing countries? And it was clear from the CCAF's reports that the requirements are quite enormous, five billion dollars a year, both for adaptation and mitigation. Yes, Green Climate Fund is there and it's not being used effectively. So that could provide some of the resources and other resources might be forthcoming. But you heard also yesterday at the opening, plainly that the Nigerian former finance minister was saying it's unlikely we'll see much of this money coming. So I think there is this whole issue of is the finance going to be available? Then the next one is the technical capacity building, the research and so on. Do the farmers have the technologies that they need to be able to adapt their systems? I think this morning we had a lot of discussion about what private sector, especially the big companies are doing to try and reduce their carbon footprint. I think largely driven by consumer demand and their interest in sustainable sourcing. What we haven't heard much is how, especially the smallholder farmers, how are they going to be able to adapt? How are we going to provide them the resources, the capacity, the organization? And Theo De Jagger mentioned it. From their perspective, it's a question of survival in terms of being able to continue farming, to feed their families, and also to provide food for the large part of the population in Africa. We have 80% of the food coming from smallholder farmers. I think there was a bit of a gap in that discussion. Maybe this morning we focused a bit more on the mitigation side, at least from my perspective. So I think the question in the future is how do we refocus our efforts, especially from the CGIR perspective to provide technologies and support and government policies and so on finance as well to help smallholders to adapt to these changes. So in the end, the whole issue of partnership has come out very clearly. The importance of public-private partnerships, the need for individuals to act, consumers in the developed world continue pushing for sustainable food production systems, looking at the entire value chain, not just at the production side of things. And the whole issue of engaging young people, engaging also focusing on the gender issue. So this is a real big agenda that requires everyone's inputs and everyone's change of mind. So in the end, it has to be completely transformational. It reminds me of a famous scientist which you all know of saying insanity is like doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. So I think we have to get away from that and really be quite revolutionary in the way we look at things. But is that going to happen? I think that's a big question that we all have to face and try to work towards. But definitely science, innovation, and research is a promising contribution that could actually change the equation, I mean, in a way. If we have, I mean, technology has been able to provide the food that we wanted in the last 50 years. So I hope and I'm confident that it will help us to address also this big challenge in the future. So on behalf of the organizers, CJR Seacuffs, the PricewaterhouseCoopers, Fanarpan, I might be missing somebody there. I think the Knowledge Development Network and of course on my own behalf and the CTA are very grateful to the speakers, the high-level speakers and everyone who contributed in a passionate way to this discussion this morning. It was absolutely informative. We had a lot of information, as I say, a lot of ideas and contributions. We are very grateful to that. Grateful to Elwin for excellent facilitation. You're really able to drive the discussion. When we started this morning, Sunday morning, I wasn't sure exactly how it will proceed. But he did a fantastic job of keeping everyone really involved and interested. So thank you very much and it also took a lot of effort from many of our colleagues to put this together, Seacuffs colleagues and also some of our other organization's colleagues to put together the speakers and the program and so on. So I thank them for their contribution as well. So thank you very much and I hope this discussion will continue and we'll be able to strengthen agriculture's role in the negotiations as well as outside of the negotiations. Thank you very much and have a good afternoon.


Peeling a skin off with my bare hands, man. You should come next time. Yeah, I have Matt. Are we flay? Yeah, are we flay? Satin on 25 fly So no 25 It's pretty fully actual. Oh, yeah, still another 25.  We better start organizing the finale Yeah, we've got to figure it out Anyway, what have we been up to? Well, I'll tell you what we've been up to We've been filming a lot all that bit super busy period is now sort of just finishing which is nice Some of you might have seen the little jackass promo that we managed to get out. So that was quite a rush New Zealand's not happening. Yeah, Michael and Jillian to met to be in New Zealand They can't go there. They've got called off like three days before that would you to leave which is devastating So they have to stay here now and they don't know when they're gonna be able to go over It's really hard to get refunds Second time that we had to rebook it. Yeah, they've been on holiday mode twice and both times it's fallen through So it's yeah, it's not a good feeling when you think you're going away and then you're not I Can only imagine mate What happened to you with Paris?  What did we do on the weekend? Well, we got high with our friends and had a bit of a fun time.  We giggled a lot We played some sport right now. There's a Ned's video out and then Matt was in yeah We post that tomorrow brown. Oh, wow. Yeah, you're in that. Remember. Yeah, you were the rest in that How was that? Was that terrifying being in a video? Yeah, I was in a little adrenaline rush.  I wasn't peer-pressured the boys even the right up to the last very second I was said you don't want to do it. I don't have to we didn't force him out. You're very nice Exactly exactly Matthew Well, this episode man, we got a lot going on.      That's pretty good.  We use it and no complains Just be careful though because the tremors can still nick your ball so it's happened to Matt Is our other sponsor which is our subscription website the University of Michael where we post an episode every week It's like 30 to 40 minutes long of all the behind-the-scenes shit and just videos that are so fucked up and gruesome that we cannot post Them anywhere Michael and I covered in blood because today we filmed a website video where we glued Superglue thumbtacks to squash balls and drove them into each other using golf clubs man. It's no joke It was horrifically painful.  Remember Matt Yeah, I have any safety gear and those blood everywhere. I remember when we kicked the soccer ball Marty's hand. Oh man. I thought one got stuck in me for a bit.  Yeah Like we we didn't even clean the wounds. Yeah, my bloodied wounds are still all bloody. I like to just save it for the shower What's the point of having two showers a day?   Yeah Yeah, you know Sorry, sorry that you had to go through all these things All right, I'm starting to really see You've had it rough man. No, it's sexy.  That's what Matt is.  Yeah, maybe we should stop Said all of your victims Oh Diary entry number 132 from Michael Clory Brookhouse today. I pulled my foreskin back for the first time in my life I found a light green paste that smelled of the dirty parts of Bali I Smeared it to the side and began digging with my pinky finger I found an old five cent piece a hair tie and the fingernail of a boy I used to date I Added a few more items and pulled my foreskin back up now when I check again in ten years It will be like a time capsule. See Well, I don't know don't agent me must be in high school there. Okay, when did you first go to Bali? I know Yesterday must have been Thailand. I must get it confused because I'd only been to Thailand as a child Unless this was a recent one Maybe it could be Direction number 101 from Marty Today was my birthday Mum gave me some clean drinking water and dad kept telling me I had to earn my gift and pointing to his penis I don't have a birth certificate because my parents lost it. So no one really knows how old I am But doctors think I'm between 15 18 years old. Also. I'm slowly losing vision in my left eye It's turning a white color. Hopefully it's nothing.    Yeah, I'm maybe Oh Dari number 889 from Matthew Gregory Brown It was 2 a.m.  I had been observing My little brown instantly stood tall and erect the lady with the lady would have to walk directly by me to get to her Car well within arms reach which is exactly what I wanted She got closer and closer and my eyelids peeled back further and further my heart was beating so fast.   I pinned it down with one hand and began raining haymakers down on it with my other fast Heavy blows left the possum lifeless within seconds. I continued to punch it I had to release my rage after its skull was liquefied. I stopped punching and ripped it in half Fucking possum I left it on the footpath as a warning to any other possums in the area to stay away Finally satisfied. I begin bounding backwards down the street and back to my lair That's the last time a rodent comes between me Very demonic at the end. Yeah, what do you Just imagine channel just how it's written.  I can see that tree Yeah, feel any pain. So he sort of was Scrunching its tail and then it was turned around and latched on and then you pressed it down on the footpath I imagine and then just started like hammer fists at all. I Don't know straights straights and yeah, that would have been devastating for the possum Yeah, funny. That's a funny one So it's a pretty good one. I mean I laugh when I read that out loud Quite a quite a deep chuckle. So no that it's fine. It's okay I'm dealing with it. I used to live with possums so I can tolerate them much more than you Matt You haven't heard the possum stories. No, one of my many garages that I used to live in growing up Growing up that would be mighty. This is in my 20s Every night at 1 a.m.  What sounds is it?  This is like 1 a.m. Yeah, I didn't have any lights down there And I'm just feeling that Something landing on your bed knowing its possums and I fucking just thought of a cat I flipped the sheet up and felt it fly, but I thought it landed back on the bed as I got up So then I flipped the mattress Like the first night this I stayed in this garage That's when we had to sort of get to know each other and I woke up to it screaming at me And then we begin to like develop a relationship and it would tolerate me So he just start to walk past my head and we just stare at each other like I was I started sleeping with the light on after that I thought it was the boys playing a prank on me. Have you lasted there?   I probably should have got a tent There's possums. What do they do with spiders? Surely they'd run into a few of them spiders Probably can't bite through the fur. Isn't that right Matt?  It's just it was a bad time I've lived in a lot of garages man. They have a basement. Yeah, like this is luxury compared to what I've had So high five me. We're moving up in the world everyone Yeah, I can I can see why you hate possums Sorry, but well, I can see what it Ruined your trap. What are the chances? You what we're gonna do like grab out and grab our ankle or something she walked past I just wanted to hiss that a little bit. Oh, I scare her a bit Okay, oh No, it's not All right, let's move on with these questions Because they're important and remember if you Want us to answer your question Comment it on our Marty and Michael fully actual YouTube channel and the questions with the most likes are the ones that get answered Okay, so go have a scroll through like the ones that you want us to answer We will try and answer some ice locks. All right, and remember if you can't afford to go to manscaped or to fucking Subscribe to our subscription website please The least all we ask is that you'd like and leave a comment if you can't think of a comment just comment comment or the best Okay, it's pro or con We just want as long as the podcast still is growing then we're happy I even know it's a very slow grind at the moment because none of our videos ever get recommended to anyone on YouTube Because they are all demonetized.  Yeah, maybe we should do an episode where we try and get we should do an episode Trying to get an episode monetize Be no swearing it would be a tough challenge, and I think we could all do it.   Yeah, you know that I hated that they all got fun They all get for drugs all those play school actors. They literally got all got done for coach. I went and saw Monica live She's one of the famous ones. I had a big crush on it.  I think so. Did you want to crush her back didn't know about that? But I just thought maybe like that motherly love. I wanted her to look after me But you knew that you needed to do something to it well now in hindsight is getting older I remember that Monica was hot. I Didn't remember having memory like four or five like rolling around under a bed with a girl when we're having like a Playdate and thinking like oh, I kind of like her.   What did you grow up depends on how what you did wrong?  Anyway. Yeah And so depending on the punishment you'd get certain amount of punches But I would get in trouble on purpose. You'd be a bad boy. I'd be a bad boy Because then I Could get punched. How old was this girl? She would have been year one. Oh, I was year one. She would have been your kindergarten So you're attempting to get a hand job from a girl in kindergarten is what you did but I was a kid too So it was okay, and it's not really a hand job. It's like It hurts. Yeah, that's if you punch enough you'd probably come So you that's true. Yeah, do you think about that still when you wank?  Is that why?  Like that's strange.  Is that that on tinder put that on your tinder profile? Yeah, I got punched.   I always say Look at that stare.  First question is from uh, Ronak Do you guys plan on making a dedicated Studio place to create the podcast in the future.  No, that's what you do God, I'd love to have a big old place just for the podcast with air conditioning Like a nice table some lights that work a couple of different camera angles A toilet that's not covered in shit. Yeah. Oh, I just set up the uh Golf in the toilet today. Thanks to nicky. There's toilet golf now.  What the- man, I looked over and matt's doing this That What are you blowing the air down?  There was a little bug there. Oh I do that too. No, I get that.  It's been a bug war So many bugs in here, right? I hear them Next question is from James Kirk Patrick Um What's the plan for the day you guys reach a million subscribers? What on youtube on youtube for the just another day another dial for the podcast We'll probably have a have a guest on or something. We might have um, lindsay london hand come on.  We promise you.  We'll make that happen if we get to a million. Okay.   I'm coming to see you soon Makes sense it's funny Uh Next question is from rootin tootin pootin That's great. It's great to see Yeah, that pootin follows Um, was there a stunt that you both did thinking it would be about a five on the painstale But ended up being about a 10 on the painstale. Yeah, I think we mentioned at the Magnifying glass tattoo a video attempt. Oh, that's hurt. Oh man. It was like you can't do it unbearable I think we got a thing with getting burnt too. We don't like getting burnt.  So, um Yeah, that was exceptionally and stupidly painful.   What was the third option? Uh golf ball paintball squash ball golf ball probably if it's full swing You're in trouble. Yeah, and but if you're facing your back to them and you can try and protect your spine and head golf is Golf is just very risky.  Oh, no What is it dead?  I'm sorry. No, let's leave that's a good question Leave that in what were we talking about? On with the show gentlemen Oh Next question is from Luke Kearns. Um, will there ever be a diary entry from Jackson O'Doherty? I don't know. I don't think Jackson's the one to keep diary dude. I thought about this the other night we could do For so many people like it doesn't have to be Jackson. Imagine like doing Jadon's Charm is Like he's to the boys. Imagine lockies. Yeah, lockies would be very good diary. Oh, yeah, anyway It's got full potential. So we'll have to try and expand Um We were we were just talking. Um in that bit that got cut that we should we should get our dads on Man, I don't think my dad would come on and we should get them to have like an arm wrestle or something And then we can say my dad's stronger. I reckon my dad would win arm wrestle Matt, what do you say about that? It's a bit disrespectful of a brown family net You're saying your dad's strong. What you got a strong dad. Do you reckon your dad would be my dad? Oh, don't play that game. I reckon my dad I reckon my dad would win in a fight out of your dad's one of the toughest dads I've ever seen around the tough dads your dad's tough man.  Who do you reckon would win? Who do you reckon would win out of our dad? Man, I haven't seen your dad fight man. I've seen his dad fight. I've seen his dad fight hard man He's dad for other dad your dad's probably trained though. Oh, yeah, and he's got guns His dad has guns.  He's got he's got edge. Can't know rules Matt brown dad Mr. Brown fucks up. Can't he's got weapons. He's got shillings He's got a shilling bomb The shillings got bang and his dad be dead in seconds, man. He's died We've got to get this on we got to get the dad fight on man Well, yeah, they wouldn't do it. I don't think but shilling just in theory my dad. I reckon would win Yeah Yeah, I think he's just a bigger bill. All right, my dad would beat your dad, too Yeah, probably So my dad wins Next question is from we tam What about mums we tam we tam like tam tam we tam Um, Marty, would you ever get a tattoo of bozzly? Yes. Yes.  Let's get some bozzly tattoos. I would love to have him on me Yeah, it has he needs to be immortalized Yeah, isn't it? He's needs to be immortalized, isn't it? It's straight up.  It's just a bit of banter me It's banter, isn't it?     I'm high now. Here you go. I forgot what we were doing, man. Okay. Yeah, next question Um, next question is from Daniel Kalat It's Kalali. Kalali. He at the end is silent Marty What is the full technique to do one of your squirties as I would like to do it at my next family event?   Do you want that?  Okay, doesn't it hurt stretching it? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.   I must say I have had practices on the couch at night.  Yeah, it makes a weird longer sound. Anyway. Oh, yeah, that's yeah I can see that working your Your technique at the end is what you do when you start to hear it finish You push so hard.   It is so true But I realized that you have to go hard at the end of it because I've started doing it on the catch If you finish on the same monotone level people will leave man Yeah, dude. Well, yeah. Yeah, it's no longer art. Then it's just fun It's true. You've got to make it long enough for it to be good. It's art. It's fun art. It's fun It's very question very very important. Anyway. Yeah, it's very important fun next question is from peter hunt hunt I wonder if he has any relation to our segment could be Question for the podcast. Are there any training tips for bounding backwards? man I can I can see in my head, but I don't know how I would go about doing it This is where I learned how to bound backwards. Okay. I was watching the movie the mask And there's a scene where he comes out first First time it's a mask and he gets shot at and he bounds backwards out the window of his apartment That's where you're bouncing. Yeah, he bounds. Okay, bounce. You've got to bounce.  I thought that was like Movie trickery. I never thought that I was actually you could learn from that. Wow And so once I saw that I started practicing it in my hallway at home.  It's more explosive just depends depends on the weather You can get up to 60 kilometers an hour man.  Have you ever thought about starting a fart bottle?  Five bucks are fine. That's not bad Oh, I don't think people will buy them, but I would just like to save Like our farts to save it so then we bring them out the following week and we see if it still smells like farts. Yeah, look You'd have to keep a jar with you at all times.  Let's just get a jar for one of them We'll hold it and then the following week we get to see if the smell stays in the jar It's very important. I think it would I think it would but it would be less intense. Okay. Yeah, still it's very important And I'd like to do that. Why aren't you farting anymore?   You said that Beans mon made beans.  No, I need to did I have beans today? No, I didn't I got it. I got to try it again. I have can we let's get you doing beans make make sure Tuesdays and our bean day All right. Yeah beans are no beans on the Monday. Oh, we have to hold it through the whole day I think if I do beans for lunch on Tuesday, you'll be good Well, yeah, I'm so excited dude because I miss it. I'm sure they miss it. It's remind me. It's important to have every week Look, it's not I'm not doing this on purpose, you know, and it was affecting my entire future But I want to keep doing that for you It was I was I was getting known as the fart guy I can't wait to see if a fart smells a week later Yeah, that is an exciting experiment and one that needs to be tackled head on by the most esteemed scientists The world has ever seen. All right a couple more questions left. Um, next one is from andy woods Fucking wanker kidding andy Will we ever get to meet matt's brother questin on the podcast? He looks like exactly like you doesn't he matt didn't you say he looks like almost identical questin Yeah, yeah, isn't he a twin? He's got long blonde hair long blonde hair. Yeah, that's right So he looks exactly like matt except he's just got really long beautiful blonde hair I reckon i'm gonna make some texts go around And he's coming on next week. No way next week dude.  Okay, and that's like Yeah, I don't want that for you either man. I must that's not nice that your brother, you know, how's that questions moving in Maybe you can you can sleep down here.   All right next one is from Steven Lucia Lucia Lucia Lucifer. Um Maybe marty can answer this because I'd feel like Michael might not tell us But um, where does Michael take his women on a first date?    What would he make for dinner here at home?  Oh, I reckon what if we're going out out for a date, I guess so Probably to a restaurant or a bar or something Yeah, no, they go to they go to a games place get a bowl of chips and then go play games No kangaroo point cliffs Oh, yeah the cafe there. No, you just go on the other edge looking over the cliff and you have drinks there That's cool. The girl fell off there recently Remember that? How did she fall off? She's taken a selfie I'd love to see that selfie Whoops a daisy Is she dead?  You know what I'm saying?  No, I'm not a hundred It's probably maybe 20 meters. It's probably like 20 or 30.  That's the we squeeze this. That's the way to go Oh That squeeze it near me. Yeah It's you want to pop it, don't you after touching final question of the podcast And it comes from Mitchell Lindor's I don't know if that's the last one It is it is. Okay. Um Marty, do you think In a way Michael is your soulmate and Michael the same thing you guys just seem to click perfectly I don't know if there's such things as soulmates, but there's definitely people in the world that you um You know get along Really super well with a very very small percentage of people like, you know to the level at the level At the level you guys are at where you can be yourself. Yeah, so should we got that with all of our little group? Yeah, well, I think once you have that you attract that you know what I'm saying Yeah, it sort of becomes like a group. Yeah, it's the same values So it's easy to find that but yeah, I don't yeah, it's very very rare And definitely their sense of humor that would be even more rare Yeah, how do we do that?  There's no judgment.   Yeah, it's questions and talking Memories it's questions and talking. Maybe that's how we should call it now It's questions into maybe because your questions could lead to talking and that's exciting I mean you can say my Michael start talking from my question. Oh my god.   All right, man.  I got my hands moving voluntarily, brother. I can't be as held responsible For more what my hands might find A little brown Very good The fingers are strong this one Oh Very good very good Oh my god Oh, dude, I don't even know what just happened, man.  We got one. Did you say Matt? If it's only one we don't worry. I won't read it out, but if it's only a couple We want to bring this segment back.   Everything's anonymous. So don't stress about anything. All right We got your back. It's money and Michael man. Come on. You can trust us You can trust us us Anyway onto the uh German quiz the German quiz. Um, and so this segment has been renamed Ah And in this segment I uh, I um have a German word That I read and Michael has to guess the meaning there's three different meanings. It could be Have we done this before? No, if he gets it wrong. I get to pinch him as hard as I can New rule or no, there's a new rule Oh Question number one The word is And what's this what are we doing again? You think these could be the three meanings Okay, I get you I get you the end of a loaf of bread a bundle of flowers or art What does Knost mean? Oh, I think I know it. Oh Well, the second two go again a bundle of flowers or art It's the first. Yeah It he's correct. It is the end of a loaf of bread Well done two more. This is just a fun little thing. I've stumbled across on my travels. Let me tell you What if we have here?  This is outstanding. This is outstanding Ah All right last word. I'm sorry about that Matthew Brown That fell Oh my god Fell on the semen samples that someone sent in to our podcast Nicky sent us that it's for me when I'm in the bar disco. Uh disco disco in the bar disco disco bath Okay, the next and final word is noopsy And this could mean Oopsie It could mean a word used when not knowing the actual word mostly used for small things Or a word used for people that are ignorant and narcissistic.    And now I must pinch you Oh Dude, it never ever gets easy. I got the end of it. I got the end. There was jumper in the way I had to only get the end.    It's actually like real early in the morning Never bring that back. I'll be so upset that friendship group will be ruined. I can see that cracking people these days I'll never do that. Remember like with the slap on the back The man would do that.  Slap on the backs. Just a bludgeon.  All right Let's open this one. Hey What do we got here?  I'm gonna be so late Donut films has sent us another would you like to open that fuck?    Maybe let's do that one at the end He even put his little symbol on it so we know there's something moving in there. Yeah. Yeah. Oh What have we asked for he's commented something recently. I don't know. He said he sent you on once Well, there you go.  Oh, that's cute. Oh, it's so cute Hey Ball bag. So I did message asking what you guys wanted sending this time last time I sent the candy underwear, etc But he said you like the surprise.  She's booker All right, what do we got here?  Wow. Look at this. We have some Some scotch malt whiskey bow more. I don't know anything about whiskey, but it looks like a really good bottle And then we have a little cow. Oh, I can see a glad wrap bag.  Oh man. Don't aim it towards us man. Yeah, it could be an exploding thing Oh, I'm nervous. What is it? What is it Michael? I think it's teeth Oh, he sent his teeth. He said he's tea. We have tea.  Oh, but wait, there's more And a pig's here for bars. Fuck.   That's cool, man. We got sent teeth.  I knew you looked like this in my dreams. What's wrong with him. What do you mean? He's just a dude. He's not even 18 yet.   Where do you live? Tell us where you live Should we do something with the teeth? Yeah, man. We're gonna swallow them You should do a trip over on the in the in the oh, they're so fucked.  I want to have a good look at these like who?   They'll be baby teeth, right? I don't know. Oh, yeah, maybe some. Yeah. Yeah Oh I can't I'm not I'll put your foot skin in my mouth Imagine chewing teeth. Oh like maybe if I was drunk, I wouldn't we grind them up and snort them Let's tooth in my blood if I was drunk right now.  Yeah, because you don't really taste it.  Maybe yeah in the future.  Thank you very much donut films. Thank you, dude.  It's time for the prank call.   What are you doing again? I'm calling a clothes store. Yeah And I'm being like, oh, I think the chick forgot to take more tags off the clothes Yeah, if I come in, can you take them off for me? That's what I'm gonna say implying that I've stolen the Matthew Brown What are your bets that they'll say something like did you steal it? Or do you reckon they won't question it? Are you talking to me? I'm not sure. Were you? Are we all like here right now? Yeah. All right. Well, I'm gonna start the prank call then if that's all right If that is that okay?  I'm down. I'm down. Oh, yeah, I'm down Wait, sit down man. I'm down down to that's leaving down to man. I'm down. I'm down My name is Darren Thompson come There you go. Yes. Um, I'll come in last week and um got like a couple of pair sunnies and a couple of shirts and that Um, and and the chick I um got him off. Um, she must have forgot to take those.  So if I come in, um, can you like take them off and that? Yeah, of course. As long as you have like the receipt Yeah, she I don't know what I've done with a receipt lock. I don't usually hang on an email to you Yeah, no, no, I don't gotten an email on that.  Is that is that something you do? Or should I just call like another city beach or something? Where what are those machines called that like take them tags off? What's that? What's that called that machine? Do you know like tag them over or something? No, I'm not sure Yeah, right because like um like what if I like go to another store and that because honestly like I don't know if You just find a receipt for it and that because like it was a long time ago, right? And it was so busy that day. Like there's like I reckon like dirty people or something in there That's okay. There's like numerous of them that don't have like we can find it with those items Yeah, I think like there was something wrong with the machine and that that day too because like the girl saying like Oh, there's something wrong. Like I heard her saying something to her like other staff Saying like oh, there's something wrong with machine and that and it wasn't like printing Receipts and that and like other people in front of me even said they're like, oh like Like annoyed and that because they don't have receipts if they like want to get a refund and that so like I was in on that day When the machines are down for a bit. So like yeah, I seriously like, I don't know if he's gonna be able to find it So like we definitely would be able to find it. Yeah, right. Well, um, look, I'll come in I'll bring the stuff in but if we can't find it like if we can't find the receipt in that I'm sweet to just like get out there, right?  Can you just like Send send me like a machine like you surely we cannot sorry Yeah, but like, you know, I'm saying like like it's like it's now it's my problem, right?  I do remember someone saying that I do remember that So he's like that's all sweet. Like I'll come in right with the tags and if you can't find the receipt What you still leave the tag on then Yes Oh, so I've come all the way in the city all the way from a gnarler To catch two buses all the way the city and then like I can't even it's not even guaranteed that my tags come off Do you know what I mean? Um, yeah, but like like I said, but like it's surely used like lots to receive before Surely use of lost receipts before it kind of use use muscle Oh, um, it's happened before like I've come in before and the and the dude there said like, oh, sorry I can't find your receipt like he said that to me before so it's like I'm like Well, can you try and have a look for it now then? Uh, what's where do you find the barcode on?   You know what I mean?    Oh good life. Oh good life. Oh good family. I'm young son Yeah, I completely understand your frustration. Um, if you come in, we'll be able to find the Receipt here and we'll be able to take the tag off. All right, but no cops, right? And if we can't find the receipt I'll I'll I'll need on you.     No, I'm sorry. I'm up No cops No cops. No cops. All right, sweet self. I'll come in.  I've got your word I've got what's your name So, okay, so I'll know I'll go and come in ask for Alice and no one else don't say nothing No one else, right?     I can't get done I can't go back. Do you understand what I'm saying? All right, so we'll just do it on the slide. Don't say nothing to no one Okay, just pretend you're talking of some some other customer.  All right. I'm coming in hot All right, Alice. I'll see you in about Maybe maybe half an hour or something. How's that? All right, Alice I love you to pieces. I love you Alice and I'll see you soon.  I love you I love you Alice See you later Oh my god, dude I love you, Alice That was very good.   She was she was very professional. Like how could you not get angry? Yeah, I would have hung up long before. I'm sorry.   Yeah, like the golly. I'm to be honest.  I just swirl it in the mouth like mouth Gargle it off gargle it a bit But anyway, yeah, I think maybe too many people think it's too gross and they don't actually want to see it That could be a bit.   I know we can't yet. Can we on the instagram until you get to 10k I'm pretty sure yeah until 10k, but that's okay.  Can't Me Oh, that is the end of episode number 25. Thank you for watching. We'll see you all next week. We are the best We're the best We're the best We're the best We're the best Oh my god, I nearly passed out man. That was vicious That was a vicious shit, man.  I was like the closest to actually passing out of ever come Disappeared out. I get that.


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The Water Development Congress is mainly on topics with our link to the human right to water and sanitation. And there is still 30% of the world population with no access to water, don't have the human right to water, and even worse for sanitation. 55% of the world population don't have that right. So for us it's very important to remind that, to work on the needs, to put people together in order to find the solution, the right solution to open their mind, to exchange, because we need to find new ways of working, otherwise we will never bring that right to the people. IWA is the reference network for professionals in the water and sanitation industry. And so far the network has done a very good job in building an industry around water supply, around wastewater management, but it's not doing so well in non-seawall sanitation. And yet 4.5 billion people don't have access to decent sanitation, and I believe this is an opportunity for the IWA members to really come together and think what are the next type of technology, the next generation of technology, what type of service model, business model, and that would actually enable a new industry to launch. Circle economy principles have an important role to play in ensuring that we are achieving sustainable sanitation and water management, especially in developing countries. And market-driven mechanisms, including business models, have an important role to play because they allow the engagement of private sector, but also allows us to leverage both public and private sector capital. My hope is that the work that we have done is integrated in different policies that are being developed, but that also offers information to private entities that are keen in investing in circular economy businesses.  Then somebody has come, again one more rich person, that is 1000 feet, then you are born to drive. So instead of digging a new borewells, you can recharge the old one, which is dry, because rainwater is given free for us. So you can just, you can put it inside. That's important. So in India, we are implemented 1,650 borewells, 10 state in India. Rainwater harvesting is open source.


So one of the things that you'll undoubtedly hear about when we move a little further is that everything in Java is considered something known as an object Now what does that mean? Well even before we start to build our own objects one of the luxuries that we kind of have as Being developers is someone has already come out and done a lot of work for us You might notice that every time we write we do use say the scanner class scanner class we have to always start writing with import Java That util That scanner and You know, we haven't really talked too terribly much, but what's actually going on is we're grabbing one an object But what we're also doing is we're grabbing Something that's been pre-built for us. We can think of it sort of almost like a giant tool shed of What we call objects objects That we can grab from and one of those is in fact guess what the scanner class But we have some other ones that we can work from so one of the ones that we start to look at in chapter 4 is a class an object known as Math and again, it's exactly what it sounds like Someone long time ago who's smarter than you smarter than me came out and said hey, you know, it would be a really good idea To have something like you know the sign method So I don't have to worry about geometry class or the cosine method or the tangent method And we can even go further and say for example, I just want to do some basics One of the things we've run into working with Doubles is the fact that a double Could suddenly become five point zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero one Kind of annoying because I don't want to have to deal with Approximation all the time. I want to be very factual Well, one of the things that I can do is I can actually run something like Round and as you can imagine guess what that does it rounds my number So how do I start to activate this and let's actually even tackle that idea of using this round method Let's say for example, I've made a double We'll call it X just for that sake Five point zero zero zero zero zero zero zero one. I'm sure you get my point How do I now look at this in such a way that I I'm able to explicitly say if X equal equal five You know now I can move on to making my true statement right now. This is not a true statement X Zero you know one two three four five six seven seven zeroes and a one does not equal five whole number So what can I do? Well, one of the things that I can do is I can reassign X again Left to right Association kicks in this left side. I'm going to change colors for that this left side is My where side it's the location in memory. So the Memory address Then on the right side This is considered the what side. This is the evaluation side Why this matters is now what I'm going to do is I'm going to actually reevaluate and Reassign a value to X X on the left side Again is the memory address. It's the where but on the right side is the what? So what I can do is I can say something like math Dot Round that round method that we just talked about parentheses X And so what this is going to do is as you can guess it's going to take our number Round it down to the traditional X Well traditional five and now we can actually apply that so let's even see that in action. So I Said I had a double X equals five point zero zero zero zero zero a bunch of zeros and I want to do an if statement if equal five System out that print line It's Oh my goodness So again, how did I tackle? This One of the things that's a little different than the scanner class as math is already pre-built into Java's standard what we call library, so Just to even put that on there so that it's at least on the screen within the standard library Which means I don't have to do any form of an import statement. I'm already Ahead in this case. So again, like I said what I'm going to do is I'm going to Say I want to reassign X a value math dot round X Left to right association kicks in the left side is the where the right side gets evaluated first So five point zero zero zero zero zero one becomes five and then X now gets reevaluated as five So let's actually kind of take a look at that. I pull this up Java C test dot Java Luckily no compiler errors Java test It's true. Oh my goodness. Isn't it beautiful? We have so many things at our disposal


Welcome to the Bellevue College Library's Films on Demand tutorial. In this tutorial, you will learn how to access and search Films on Demand's collection of online videos. Films on Demand includes a variety of field types such as speeches, news reports, interviews, and documentaries. You can browse the collection with the menu in the top left corner by subject area, categories, or producers. If you're looking for a video on a specific topic, you can search the collection with the basic search box at the top of the page, or by accessing the Advanced Search with the link to the right of the search box. Let's look at the tools in the Advanced Search. We'll start by entering our search term, Climate Activism. Further down the Advanced Search page, under the All Types drop-down menu, you can see that we have the option to look for specific types of results, such as documentaries, interviews, or primary sources. You can further limit your search results by subject, dates, or other features. Many Films on Demand videos include closed captioning, and if you want to be sure that this feature is available for all of your results, select Only Show CC Videos under the Advanced Filters heading. After selecting that, we'll click on Search to see the results. Our results include both short segments and full-length videos. You can see the length of the video in the bottom right corner of the video's thumbnail on the Search Results page. If you know you want to watch a video, hover over the thumbnail and click on the Triangle Play icon. Or, for more information and access to additional viewing options, click on the film's title. After you've clicked on the film's title, a description of the video appears below the player, along with tags for the video. Any of the tags can be selected to search for other films in the database about the same topic. If you want to watch the video from this page, click on the Play icon in the center of the thumbnail or the Play icon in the bottom left corner of the viewer. You can use the CC icon in the viewer to view closed captions or make it full screen by selecting the diagonal arrows on the bottom right. To the right of the video player, you can choose to view an individual segment of the film by selecting the links under the Segments tab. In the Transcript tab, the transcript can be downloaded or searched for individual words, which helps you see where in a video a specific topic is addressed. If you are finding this films-on-demand video useful for your research, you have a couple of options to note it for later. The site link below the video player provides help citing the film in several styles. As always, you will want to check these for accuracy before including them in your work. The Share link below the video player lets you email the video URL to yourself or copy and paste a stable URL to the video that includes the Bellevue College login authentication. You've now learned the basics about accessing and searching films-on-demand. If you have any questions or would like any additional help or information, please contact the BC Library.