dedicated to the strength of the nation proudly we hail proudly we hail starring Wayne Morris and once upon an elephant the United States Army and United States Air Force presentation now here is our producer the well-known Hollywood showman CP McGregor thank you thank you and greetings from Hollywood ladies and gentlemen welcome to your theater of stars for your own favorite motion picture personalities join us in plays we know that you'll enjoy our star is the popular actor Wayne Morris and the title of our play a comedy romance once upon an elephant we'll have the curtain for act one in a moment but first this important message from our announcer looking for a career as an executive in aviation the United States Air Force is selecting a limited number of young college men and women to prepare them for important non-flying jobs as officers in administrative and technical fields fields such as management communications research and air transport you'll get six months of training at Air Force officer candidate school learn how you can qualify get details at your U.S. Army and U.S. Air Force recruiting station now once again our producer the curtain rises on act one of once upon an elephant starring Wayne Morris as Corey Wainwright every now and then the unusual happens to all of us but a little more than the unusual happened to our hero Corey Wainwright well Corey is a bus driver and a good one too I mean he's very conscientious about his job that of keeping a schedule on time so that his customers won't be late for work Corey's trip begins at 5 30 in the morning and he doesn't pick up anyone until the third stop but this morning he didn't pick up any passengers because right in the middle of the street after he passed the second stop was an obstruction an elephant no less an elephant and a rider he wanted to pass so he gave the horn a couple of hunks what's going on here fast food that's a silly name for an animal it's not silly at a football player I once knew there's a striking resemblance above the eyebrows and across the backfield well that's very interesting but it's 5 33 in the morning watch thank you I was telling the elephant he has no conception of time well I have and I happen to be two minutes late already so if you'll just remove your your your pet from the premises I'll get underway I wish I could why you mean to say he's stuck there I mean he won't budge but well aren't there's some special words you can say I've said them all and some others besides oh bad food please stop being such a problem and maybe if you spoke to honor you don't I got my own troubles let's a very unshivalrous attitude to take why didn't I think of this four minutes ago then you will help all I got to do is back up and drive down the next street I bid you good morning but you can't get them delinquent well there may not be anyone else along for hours you won't be alone long and about it and exactly five minutes of patrol car cruises by here you can tell a phone my lawyer for me I have his card somewhere in my purse well I guess I can do that much for you looks like you're gonna need him you didn't buy any chance of having a steel bastard certainly not of course I didn't steal him as if I could how dare you even suggest such a thing where's the card here it is not as far as I can without falling off it can you come a little closer is it safe that's right just a little near that's what pick him up hey hey get that elephant away from me hey as far as around me down hello hello oh isn't this better much cozier now we won't have to shout at one another are you all right oh I'm fine just fine well I'll have to ask you to stop squirming you're making Bassford nervous I'm making him nervous I know what you're thinking that it was a low contemptible trick the way I got you up here but when you mentioned the police I then you're dead stealing do I look like an elephant thief I did the first thing that came to my mind I honestly didn't know if he'd pick you up enough now you know now we all know are you angry I was afraid you might be after all I'm only seven minutes behind schedule hundred people will be late for their jobs now probably be without one myself tonight because the supervisors never gonna believe a thing like this that's exactly why you should appreciate my predicament you have your supervisor to convince him I have the police nice password how about returning me to the ground huh nice animal get me down from here you dumb dodo what an ugly way to speak to Bassford you've probably heard his feelings it may take him years to forget because he has a memory like a human being all right all right you win what do you want to tell you Bassford's in my story and and if it makes sense to you well up to this point it hasn't I'm afraid that's precisely the viewpoint the police will take well to begin with my name is Tony Latimer mine's Corey Wainwright this bastard have a last name oh no elephants never do well in a way Bassford does in the circus he was built as Bassford the king of train mammals whose circus my father's the latimer one ring circus an animal show two performances daily except we never seem to have any audiences and then one day they came who the creditors oh this isn't gonna be one of those mortgage on the old temp routines of it oh not just the tent the costumes the cages the animals in the cages everything even the sawdust now look I may be gullible you go doubting me already and I've just begun you mean there's more there was an auction it was a ghastly nightmare I could hardly bear to stand by and watch total strangers take away everything piece by piece animal by animal go on Bassford was the last to be bit on some horrible men from a logging camp bought him to use for dragging heavy timber around I protested the sale I tried to convince them that Bassford wasn't suited for that kind of work but he was more than yeah the intellectual type you're as insufferable as they were you think that just because Bassford is big and has thick skin and a low for it he isn't capable of anything except manual labor Lizzie he's talented and sensitive a real artist last night when I went to say goodbye to him our final farewell I could sense how crushed he was his eyes were filled with pain and reproach he seemed to be pleading with me to help him what did he say don't let them take me to that dreadful place don't let them that's what said that well you seem to be saying that and suddenly I knew I had to put up a fight for him suddenly I seem to have a purpose in life a standard to bear a slogan a slogan like do not trample on the under elephant oh you do understand yeah then you'll also understand why I kidnapped him very early this morning I'm trying to get into the zoo where will be among his own kind you'll be happy there instead of being just an ordinary beast of burden he can do tricks for the children and they'll always be proud and never have to hang his trunk in shame he owes you a great deal that's nothing really the very least he can do is come and see you every visiting day what do you mean well I mean the police will call this grand larceny send me to jail for just trying to help basket I'm afraid that they'll say he's big enough to take care of himself but he isn't and if they weren't so callous and insensitive they'd understand you'd understand but all you think about is time schedules and getting people from one place to another you're not human you're a robot and all day long you keep repeating can a robot do this fairs ready please or this moving to the bus or this I used to hear only bells when I was kids but you made me his sirens oh please do it again look we got to get bastard out of here we'll find a place to hide him well tell him to start moving no I've decided to face you don't seem to understand that's the police they'll be here in a minute how can you explain this there isn't time to think up anything we're trapped noises upset he's beginning to sway and walk to and from well well tell him to stop it tell us I'm slipping I can't hold on any longer what's going on here oh officer I'm so glad you've arrived my friends just had a bad spill I wonder if you'll see if he's still breathing oh he is thank goodness the officer my name's Tony latimer and I officer this woman is a minister society I demand that you arrest her I thought I recognized there's no doubt that she should be arrested on what charge well well there must be some while she's violating Booker for driving an elephant without a license she has a special permit from the chief which is just as good whose bus is that mine what's it doing parked in the middle of the street tying up traffic there hasn't been any traffic that's right nevertheless I left to give you a ticket what resisting an officer that deserves a ticket officer it's I I was having great trouble with Bassford and Corey Mr. Wainwright was kind enough to offer to help me when you drove up we were just ready to leave well see that you do at once goodbye officer give my regards to the two you heard what the officer said get that animal moving but first I've got to tell you the truth you wouldn't recognize the truth if it was as plain as as uh bassford but you simply don't under put me down bastard you think it was easy to make up a story like that oh please hear me out at an early age I fell out of a tree and landed on on your head obviously my acrophobia complex where is that it isn't anywhere it's a fear of high places I was supposed to outgrow it but instead it got worse until finally I was afraid to even step off a curb lady you need to see a psychiatrist I did almost a month ago this is the way he's curing me oh you're better now oh much better almost well again he's really quite wonderful he found out that I love animals and so he prescribed riding tall ones to overcome my fear I began with a horse then last week it was a camel this week it's bad for the next week it's going to be a don't tell me let me guess let's see uh giraffe that's right darling you must have been to the same psychiatrist no but you'd better give me his name I may need him any minute oh but darling you're perfectly all right I like you just the way you are and in fact I'm a slattermer if that is your name it really is apparently you take me for a complete fool certainly you've made me act like one and I'm fed up so kindly do me a favor anything Corey darling get out of my bus and out of my life you're very right look he's beginning to move oh dear he can't hear me we'll have to chase him in the bus well didn't you hear me we'll have to try mr. Latimer I'm not an elephant catcher but he's getting away then I suggest you start after me on foot now you mean you won't help me you understand me perfectly very well but you may be extremely sorry you didn't cooperate oh bad wait for me wait for me because briefly from our story once upon an elephant starring Wayne Morris to bring you an important message from your government ladies and gentlemen our army and Air Force are critically short of positions and efforts over 2,000 volunteers from these two professions are urgently needed today to safeguard and care for the health of the men and women who as members of the United States Army and United States Air Force are serving you and me at home and overseas young physicians and dentists particularly those who did not serve in the armed services during World War two have been asked by their government to act now to volunteer for duty at once if you are one of these young positions or dentists please write or wire either the surgeon general of the United States Army or the air surgeon of the United States Air Force at once and volunteer your services if you know of one of these young physicians or dentists please call his attention to this urgent message thank you the curtain rises on act two of what's upon an elephant starring Wayne Morris as Corey Wainwright well Corey was certainly glad to get rid of the elephant and all that that little episode with the circus had been nothing but trouble from our business standpoint that is he was 12 minutes late in behind schedule all the rest of the day a lot of passengers were sore and made ugly remarks about the service and Corey made a few in return when he finally drove into the garage in the late afternoon the supervisor was waiting to see him so Corey told him the truth when he was finished the supervisor gave Corey one of those I wasn't born yesterday looks and said now honestly Wainwright there's a story like that makes sense to you know then why waste my time telling because it happened just the way I said I've heard some fancy alibis but an elephant acrophobia auctions the circus I never heard and furthermore we've had some complaints from the passengers on your route this morning what kind of an excuse have you got for that and be careful what you say well you know how it is I was trying to make up time and the bus was overcrowded and people wouldn't move to the rear and well one word led to another and well you can't use those kind of words to the customers there's a rule against it okay I'm sorry I'll have to give you 40 demerits and now wait a minute it wasn't my fault and an elephant in a white he came like a three-day layoff three days what kind of and five more demerits for insubordination I don't like your attitude look I tell you the truth and you throw the book at me what kind of an attitude should I have maybe I should say thanks well maybe I have been a bit rough I'll tell you what yes if you can substantiate your story I'll cancel the three-day layoff what do you mean substantiate my story bring the girl in and if her version checks with you oh no you don't so there wasn't any girl after all or an elephant look I'm in this jam from accidentally run an end to work you don't think I'd be crazy enough to make an appointment to meet her do you that's up to you even if I knew how to get in touch with her it should be where three days page you may not live here forty-five demerits and got three days or the girl look at how about the cop who saw us you know wouldn't he be okay oh no no the police already think we have a lot of crazy driver's without troubling them with something like this it's got to be I know the girl Oh Tony Donnie only you could get yourself in such a situation but Marion unless I do research work how can I write my book 20 unique ways to win a husband unique is hardly the word well I can't think of a better one plenty impossible ways to win a husband sounds more appropriate darling be serious I'm really quite concerned about this well then why didn't you take it into your confidence nothing is so simple as the truth that would have spoiled everything and everything is fine this way aren't we getting off the subject I don't know what is the subject that a girl must use imagination to capture a man that's the entire theme of my book that's why I'm doing all these experiments but Tony darling you're confusing imagination with I'll take for instance a 12th way where you advise girls to rent a helicopter and hover over their boyfriend's houses singing the the you've got me up in the air over you blues do you remember what happened to you when you tried that one out yes fortunately I was wearing a parachute mm-hmm fortunately and this newest experiment may have some repercussions to oh no everything was taken care of nothing can happen the police gave me a permit I was thinking about the bus driver I've been thinking about him too but darling a bus driver why they're like like barbers of bartenders and you may have need for their services but you don't become romantically interested in them what a ridiculous comparison I'm either drink no more shave and yesterday was the first time I was ever on a bus and I wasn't really on it he threw me off all this and muscles to lovely one and shoulders on the way he kisses Tony a salesman never uses the product he sells what you're beginning to act and sound as if you believe the stuff you're writing my only interest in this kind of research is to prove how important imagination is to romance but you haven't proved it at least not this time and you won't prove it unless he gets in touch with you I know which I doubt very much that he will we must so that I can prove the 14th way is well I'll get it oh wait a minute what's wrong suppose it's Corey fine isn't that what you want look if it is Corey I'll not only buy 20 copies of your book when it's finished but I'll try all 20 ways of course it couldn't be Corey all right see who it is thanks oh hello your car you ain't right aren't you yes you ride my bus no but I'm gonna sell my car immediately won't you come in you did come to see Tony didn't you yes hello miss Latimer I came to ask goodbye I'll see you later Tony where are you going after in the helicopter and take some singing lessons too she's joking of course oh oh I thought maybe you were exchanging a message in code won't you sit down thanks it was nice of you to look me up it was quite a job finding you but you fell him pillow to keep on yes that's very sweet particularly after the way we parted I apologize for acting like a bus driver and I apologize for myself and bass we were very rude is he all right oh he's fine do you have any trouble with him oh quite a lot but that really isn't important or did you come to discuss I came because I wanted I need you very much I realize our meeting was strange and unusual one might even say you need and I'm not sure I have the right to call on you I would have been very depressed if you hadn't you know people don't usually meet that way as it wasn't in the least routine why if we told people how we became a queen it they might not even believe us only very dull unimaginative they might even say that it didn't happen we don't care what they say of course we know it did and that's really all that's important except this now that's unfair you shouldn't have done it this is what I had in mind at all I know I should be making some notes myself what do you mean just what did you have in mind what did you mean you should be making some note you did come to make love to me didn't you look let's start all over to tell me that I'm the only really different girl you ever met now just a minute I'm eating was the biggest thing in your life if you'll only love each other and want to get married can I say just one must be completely honest with you Corey I have to tell you the truth about how we happen to meet oh surely we're not gonna go through that routine again you see I'm writing a book to prove that marriage is boring because the courtship is dull but it needs imagination would you have an overabundance of you were an experiment the 14th way the 14th unique way for a girl to win a husband of course when it started out you were just a part of the research I had to do but after you kissed me on best but it it was different I'm glad you're the only experiment that worked out I'm a I'm afraid miss Latimer that you'll have to do some more research I don't understand I came to see you to ask me as for a favor but you said you needed me I do the supervisor wouldn't believe it about you and Bassford and he gave me 45 demerits and docked me three days yes then he said if you would verify the story he'd cancel the three-day layout oh that's very important isn't it to me yes get out do you hear me get out I wouldn't lift a finger not even if you were not three years I never want to see you again okay good bye keep moving to the back of the bus please have your fares ready leave by the rear exit please lady you'll have to step a little further inside so I can close the door oh oh no not you again I won't move an inch until you let me explain until our misunderstanding is straightened out is this a plot to make me one of the unemployed certainly not this is the rush hour if I get behind schedule now it'll be a permanent vacation nonsense your supervisor thinks you're the best driver the company has he does I've just seen him and told him all about us and Bassford he even knows how you really feel about me yeah yeah what about the demerits all cancel and you get a raise isn't that wonderful yeah this isn't your imagination again kiss me darling and say you'll marry me well how are you for crying out loud driver kiss her and say you will so the rest of us can get home sometime tonight the curtain falls on the final act of once upon analysis our star Wayne Morris will return for a curtain call after this timely message from Wendell Niles this is important this is urgent over 2,000 young physicians and dentists are needed as volunteers at once for service in the United States Army and United States Air Force these physicians and dentists are required to safeguard the help of the men and women who are serving our country in the armed services if you are a physician or a dentist you are needed now right or wire the surgeon general of United States Army or the air surgeon of United States Air Force today or see your local U.S. Army and U.S. Air Force recruiting station now back at the microphone our star Wayne Morris and our producer it's good to have you back with us again Wayne it's good to be back CP I'm getting to be a real character on your shows why Wayne how's that well the last time here I did that the Tommie comic in the U.S. Air Force and I'm going to be back with us again Wayne it's good to be back CP I'm getting to be a real character on your shows why Wayne how's that well the last time here I did that the Tommie comic Sam Cyclotron the cosmic kid he got involved with snakes gorillas shipwrecks and monsoon pirates this time on a bus driver that gets tangled up with an elephant how do you dream up these parts well that's easy now the next time you don't say it CP I'll take it all right but seriously and speaking of parts they tell me at Warner Brothers your new picture with this isn't it yes that's right task force it's a story of naval aviation should be out pretty soon now and right down your alley with a great naval flying record behind you I wish you'd let me tell our audience about our CP not even to plug the picture that war business was a job well we're almighty proud of the grand job you did you know CP you're talking about jobs that had ever occurred to you what fine job opportunities the service offers young men and women these days constantly that's right you and when miles are doing that pitch all the time but it is a fine thing what else offers better opportunities for young people these days you're hired all right I'll come back anytime Sam Cyclotron elephant boy anything you say CP but right now Pat and the youngster and I are going to catch up on some of this oh some breezes maybe some fishing you're not going traveling again no no just on the coast a bit I put in a lot of travel this year yes I know the bond drive trip and the personal appearance tour I don't blame you for wanting to take it easy for a while but what's coming up next oh I don't know right now I'm looking over some scripts but what's doing with you next week CP next week Wayne and ladies and gentlemen the beautiful and very talented actress Marie McDonald comes to star in our theater in a dramatic story of suspense and action titled interrupted honeymoon sounds good and we'll be listening and save those elephants for me will you so long CP so long way to try to try to join us next week ladies and gentlemen when Marie McDonald returns to star in interrupted honeymoon until then thanks for listening and cheerio from Hollywood Wayne was the third to the courtesy of the Hollywood coordinate committee which arranges for the appearance of all stars in this program script was by Ralph Elliott Dickinson music of Eddie Dunstead this program is transcribed in Hollywood for release at this time Wendell Niles speaking


Would you welcome the president of the United States of America. Thank you. Thank you very much Thank you, Governor Jim Martin And thanks to for that great music by the Duke University pep band. I understand. I'm the backup speaker today You had a real star this morning secretary of labor and McLaughlin Governor dr. Brody distinguished guests Duke students I Figured that was the best way to find out if you were here Well, this has been a week of champions for me Last Wednesday the Redskins came to the White House and today I'm visiting the home of coach K's Duke Blue Devils. I met them out at the airport when we arrived You've got a champion governor in Jim Martin and a champion senator in Jesse Helms and North Carolina has given our administration champion leaders Jack Matlock our ambassador to the Soviet Union Jim Burnley our secretary of transportation and Bill Bennett our secretary of education But today we're here to talk about drugs in the workplace as you've been doing And as I mentioned earlier today I had the opportunity to hear from some people who know firsthand about what drugs in the workplace can mean and I've been very impressed as well with what our panel here has told me As you know, Nancy and I have both taken a personal interest in the crusade for a drug-free America Like so many Americans we watched with greater and greater apprehension during the years When too much of our media and too many of our cultural and political leaders Sent out the message that using illegal drugs was okay Well, thank God those days are over Those days of scenes in a movie where you were to get laughs out of someone who was high on marijuana those scenes where Everybody the first thing they did was open a bottle before the scene began on the on the screen Well, this conference proves that we no longer shrug off illegal drug use Yes, Americans in all walks of life have seen the truth about drugs Workers employers students teachers are all saying no to drugs and alcohol a Few weeks ago. We learned that America's students are saying no as never before For 13 years we have conducted annual surveys of thousands of graduating seniors in high schools across our country What drugs have they used? How often what do they think about drug abuse? Well just last month the survey of the class of 1987 came out and the news was the best ever For the first time since the surveying began a Substantially smaller proportion of high school seniors one-third smaller Acknowledged current use of cocaine than did the year before Use of marijuana and amphetamines is also dropping and almost all students said it was wrong even to try a drug like cocaine So America's students are getting the message drugs hurt drugs kill And let me add I can't help being proud of the role someone close to me has played in teaching our young people to stay away from drugs Nancy's doing a great job. And by the way I'm the only one in the family the governor's pay of government's paying, but I think she's working more than I am and by the way She's asked me as she always does when I speak to an audience that includes young people Please for your families for your friends for yourselves Do what so many others are doing and just say no to drugs and alcohol But if we're to achieve our goal of a drug-free America, we must reach outside the schools and into the workplace Now the professional basketball court may seem like a long way from the average officer factory But as I heard those personal stories before I came out here I couldn't help thinking how similar they were to a story about drugs in the workplace that I was planning to tell you a Few years ago here in North Carolina North Carolina State had one of the nation's most promising young basketball stars David Thompson led North Carolina State to an NCAA championship before signing a pro contract for over two million dollars After three seasons of brilliant play He was the highest paid player in the National Basketball Association and then he got into drugs Over the next two seasons his game deteriorated. He became injury and accident prone He started showing up late for practice and got into fights on the court So he was traded and eventually cut Two years ago. He filed for bankruptcy Millions and a brilliant career squandered on drugs Today David Thompson is pulling his life together We all pray for his success and he has this warning In his words, you never feel like you're going to be the one to get hooked He says and he added I knew that it was harmful both for me and for my career But I couldn't stop And he offers this advice about drugs Never try it. It's easy to get involved with and it's very hard to get out of David Thompson was an extraordinary athlete, but an all-too-typical on-the-job drug user Game deteriorating Studies show that drug users are two-thirds as productive as non-users Lost productivity because of drug costs America nearly a hundred billion dollars a year And that's like having a pulled hamstring in the race of international commerce Injury and accident prone Drug users are three or four times as likely to be involved in accidents For example a study of airline pilots using flight simulators Showed that they had trouble performing standard landing maneuvers as long as 24 hours After smoking a marijuana cigarette I have heard that the amount of time that marijuana stays in the fat in the body Unlike alcohol leaving so quickly that it can be up to four days That the body is still being affected Missing work and one national study drug users reported skipping work two or three times as often as non-users difficult to get along with 92% of all Americans say they don't want to work around someone who gets high during the day Perhaps because drug users act the way they tell researchers they feel They don't want to be at work period one other thing as I heard firsthand today when it's all over and Drug users look back on the wreckage of their careers and their lives like David Thompson. Their advice is never never try it They wish they never had they wish someone to discover their habit earlier and given them help Well, that's why we're here Now I've heard critics say employers have no business looking for drug abuse in the workplace But when you pin the critics down too often they seem to be among that handful who still believe that Drug abuse is a victimless crime When I hear those critics with their new version of an old discredited theory I remember the story about the man who took the train ride This is my way of getting to tell you a story Man noticed that the fellow across the aisle was making strange and elaborate gestures and grimaces and then laughing And finally the man leading over at ask if anything was wrong No, no the fellas that it's just that when I travel I pass the time telling stories to myself Well, the man said well, then why do you make faces and gestures as if you were in pain? The fellow answered well every time I start a story. I have to tell myself. I've heard it before Well, we've heard the story of a victimless crime before and it's a bad one The drug user is a victim his employer is a victim His fellow employees are victims and the family that depends on his wages are victims and America which is only as strong and as competitive competitive as all of us together America is the victim It'd be hard to find any crime with more victims than drug abuse Almost a year and a half ago. We announced a federal campaign for a drug-free workplace To accomplish this we proposed to put the federal government in the lead Moving toward a drug-free workplace for federal employees We're encouraging state and local government to follow our example as well as federal contractors and all of the private sector That means you and I know that the companies represented here have already moved ahead I'm proud of the progress we've made Particularly in the military and other areas where an alert mind can mean the difference between life and death We got a head start with the military and since the drug program started there Illegal drug use has gone down by two-thirds But I know we have a long way to go The companies here today are leaders, but I know hundreds of others are making progress, too We in Washington have a lot to learn from you You're showing how compassion and campaigns for a drug-free workplace go hand in hand the crusade for a drug-free America is being Waged on many fronts in the last six years for the first time ever We have set up a nationally coordinated attack on drug smuggling Drug seizures are at an all-time high federal drug arrests have increased 66 percent a Rest of major traffickers have tripled But in the end the crusade against drugs will be one not on the shores, but in the heart of America if students workers executives professionals If all of us decide that there's no place for the enslavement of illegal drugs in this land of the free Then we will win and drugs will lose and that's our challenge That's the crusade that you're helping to lead You know There's a great deal of emphasis and people talking about when I heard a phrase about throwing money at drugs The idea that it can all be done if we have enough people out there on the borders Intercepting Well, we have intercepted tons and tons We have fleets of airplanes and boats and trucks that have been confiscated And I told some people earlier today I saw for the first time in my life what 20 million dollars looked like it was piled up on a table down in Florida confiscated from drug dealers and Yet as long as there is a profit in it that isn't enough the real answer must come From taking the customer away from the drugs not the other way around Then to those of you and like some who have spoken here today Who have resolved their problem and cured? They are the greatest exponents. I Found that out back Jim and my governor days when I would try to talk to young people about this one It was first beginning the emphasis then was on marijuana And I found out that I might stand there and talk all day And I wasn't as effective as one individual who could stand up in front of them and say to him I've been there. I used to do that and he could Solve more problems in 10 minutes than I say as I could all day and those are the people so many of them who are so Unselfishly now joining the crusade and God bless them and for all of that you're doing to help you too your fellow Americans I thank you and God bless you Mr. President the hosts and participants in today's conference Thank you for joining us for sharing your thoughts on this critical issue Your presence here today sends a clear message to all about the importance your administration places on Generating greater and more effective efforts to prevent substance abuse wherever it occurs in our society On behalf of Duke University, I now declare you an honorary blue devil and present to you a token