at. They're quite peaceful and less threatened. I don't believe you. I don't believe you. Did he feel threatened when he was not dropped into the pen? Or that one Gamorian guard who fell in by accident. They're trying to retcon everything to just be swell and magical. I want to learn to ride this one. What? Ride it? Why? Use the speeder or spaceship. You can strap guns and rockets.  It doesn't have shields or anything. I guess what you're missing is that it would look cool. Is that really it? I know how many Star Wars fans saw this and went, oh my god, Boba Fett's going to ride a Rancor. And this season finale, he's going to ride in on a Rancor and it's going to be crazy.  If it's me, I'm like, I need like a speeder to get around or a spaceship or something. And I want to strap like rockets to it. And I want it to have shields so I don't get shot like this. Excuse me, Lord Fett. Not now, I'm busy. We heard back from the mayor's office. He remains completely unavailable for at least the next 20 days. We're not waiting for an appointment. What if he's not in town? If he's not available, maybe. Yeah, that's true. He's like, why is he in town? Oh, he is. Okay, we now we're not waiting for an appointment. We're also going to walk into the front door. Oh, we're going to walk into the front door. We're going to walk into the front door. We had 50s bikes in the Star Wars universe. Well, they had to walk. Why the people on speeders just. Oh, that does not. That's not right. That is not right. Is this the screenshot you scored? So Molo, this is the aesthetic mismatch here. It clashes so hard. An actual real motorcycle would fit this environment better. Yeah. I don't know why the mayor people haven't expected this. So if you'll excuse me, I'll see what I'm able to do.  Oh, yeah, he's going to run away. He's going to run away. Oh, yeah, he's going to run away. No, you don't let him leave. You go with him. Guys, he's gone. Did he just lock the door? Yes. Yeah, of course he locked the door.   Oh, my God.  Oh, he's tapping the button like a man. Come on.   Oh, come on.   Oh, no, car chase. Oh, no. I'm so depressed. These guys would maybe fit on, like, Coruscant. But I would allow them on Coruscant, I think. They're so slow. Oh, God. Welcome to the Book of Boba Fett, everybody. Oh, I'm so glad that the robot didn't get hit. This is so awkward. This is like a car chase you'd expect to see in an episode of The Golden Girls. Such a slow-speed car chase. It's so slow, yeah. But like, what is at stake right now? It's like the mayor's aid is just kind of casually trying to slowly escape. Let him go. I don't, why do you care about him?  It's someone else to tell you where the mayor is. Did he not expect this would happen? Why is there no security? Why is there no system set up to account for Boba? Where are his gods? Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, no. Water. Water's expensive. You guys should seal it. That looks so bad. That looks really bad. Oh, I like that. That looks pretty wonky. Are these like new heroes that they think people are going to root for and buy action figures of? Man. I got no clue. They look so embarrassing. This is just awkward you're doing. Well, just hit them with your speeder. You're just way bigger. Hit them with your speeder. Are they kicking him? What? Oh, what? Oh, uh, uh, uh, uh. Oh. Why are you letting him do that? This is so long. It's still going. This is so shitty. It's so continuity. This feels like a scene. No, what? What? Why did you do that? Let's do this. The robot wants to kill its masters. It's been uprising. How many mirrors does she need? Look how cool this is going to be. She is so cool. Look at all those mirrors. Yeah, it's for all of the different things. Oh, okay. What was that? She did it. What is this? She did it. Do you know how upset this is going to make the town? Oh, look at that. Do you know how pissed off the town is going to be at you? Oh, gosh, she's a badass, man. She's so cool and amazing. Dude, look at all that. He's so cool. He's just cool. I wanted to respect him. Look at all this. Let me respect. Oh, there he is. Oh, he does that. He's on the jet pack. He's on the jet pack. You just done that the whole time. Where is he? He's with the bikes. Just tell them that. You did all of it.  Oh, look at the spaceship. Remember Star Wars has things that fly through the air? Oh, yeah. You might have forgotten. Why is the show so bad? Oh, my gosh. House of Traities has arrived on Tatooine. Right. It's these guys. Yeah, it's these guys.  Their masks come in three colors. It's a fortune. Yeah, I like the masks, too. It's a fortune on makeup. And Halo. I like how inconspicuous the spies are. Yeah, man. I couldn't spot them. Hey, it's those bikers who ruined the market. Let's kill them. They're going to war. Then we will be ready. Yeah, I have a bank card to ride. All right, we'll be ready. Oh, yes. It's over.  What are we doing? What are we doing? Written by John Favreau. I'm just... I don't know what I'm saying. Embarrassed. Like, what are we doing? I'm honestly struggling to... What is the goal? What I think about all this, because it's just like... At least the Tuscans are dead. Thank God. We saw Danny Trayho. There was one more show. We got like 35 to 50 minutes of just like stuff happening. Things going on and people getting into fights for no reason. And making decisions that don't seem to be informed by what's happening in the story.  We're sorry. We're leaving. Here's a Rancor. Here's a Rancor. Also, hey, let me give you the Wookiee back, all right? Here you go. No, we don't want him. We don't want him. Actually, the Wookiee can leave. We can come back later in the season.  Like, what is happening? There is a shocking amount of not-death in this show about crying syndicates. Wow. It's incredibly tame, isn't it? Like... It's shockingly tame. Why are we doing this premise? If we're not going to try and commit to exploring it fully.  Dude, people were incinerated in episode four. We saw the skeleton. Yeah. Yeah, the chase scene reminded me like... Molly, you're likely to get this reference of like the only one who will. It was like a brum episode. Nope. Brem.  I think one of the only episodes premise that I can still remember now is someone who steals a golden toilet from a toilet shop. So that's the kind of premise... That's the kind of show that I feel we're on sort of tonal equivalence with here. Do you guys remember when this episode started with people stealing water and then the big drama was the water being charged for enough and we don't even know how much it was charged for? We just know... Because we have no extra information. There's just no information. Do you think we're going back for that? Well, Boop didn't even have the amount of information he wanted me to determine. We don't know anything about is there a water shortage? Is there... No, we don't have enough information for Robert Fett to be making such a bold decision. Yeah, have the Tuskens been enslaving and kidnapping moisture farmers? They show him nothing but disrespect. They clearly stole from this guy and then he's just like, work for me? They're like, yeah, okay.  Those speeder bikes, though, they are so oversaturated. They don't feel like they would exist in this world. No, they don't. They feel very out of play. They look like they're from the 50s and they look like they're close as well. They don't look like they fit in this thing. Yeah, I'm sure this... They just float over from Coruscant. I'm sure there's people on Twitter who love them.  They can afford cybernetic weapon body parts and these motor speeder bikes but they can't afford water?  I don't believe you. Well, yeah, they have these incredible speeders. You're right.  They can't afford to buy water so they have to steal it. It almost feels like they might have been lying to you but we just... We assume that they're honest for some reason. This is the thing.  Like, that is a big deal. You have to gather clues and intelligence. You have to investigate. To like 5% of this place at most. Well, the thing is, Barba just keeps making decisions without having access to information. That's how you run a criminal empire.  Guys, I should employ them. He just keeps walking into the mayor's place like, I demand an audience. I have a gun. And then the mayor's aid is like, ooh. I better run outside. Instead of just saying, oh, look. Why doesn't the mayor have any guards? This is Tatooine. This is, why does he have no employees?   They should have sent somebody to kill him. That's so frustrating, by the way. Episode 2 is like, the huts are involved. The huts matter. Episode 3. No, it's fine. But like, what is bad for business?  Not if you win. War is often really good for business. Well, no, I mean, I think that it's totally fine if we have like, some of these crime bosses who want to do things as diplomatically as possible.  Kill him. No, I don't believe that at the huts at all. You would have to explain and demonstrate that Boba Fett has some kind of leverage over them that is substantial. There's no way that a place like Tatooine gets given up just because they want to be diplomatic when you've had such an iron fist level rule. It's a planet.  Well, it feels like the standard thing. Why would Boba Fett want it and keep it for so long if it was worthless? Was he just a really bad was really into Tatooine? It doesn't seem like he was. It seems like Tatooine is really useful. We still haven't. We still don't even know why he likes Tatooine. Well, we don't know why Boba Fett likes Tatooine. Well, that would be a great thing that they could explain is like, well, Tatooine, why would, why do the huts like Tatooine? Why does this explain like all of the people who know all this stuff are explaining to Boba Fett why this organization wants Tatooine? And plus, let's be frank, Tatooine's a whole planet. We need to get local. All right, why? How come I, you know, Moss Espa, Tat, you know, Moss Isley, all the Mosses, we need to find out why why does this organization care? Why does this organization care? Why does that organization care? And we just don't have plenty of time to do that, but we don't do it. No, that that's that speeder chase took 12 hours. That's an hour per mile per hour.  So yeah, it blows my mind, by the way, there's so much about the assassination from the Wookiee that's so stupid, but the idea that everyone who works for Boba was in the building. And only one of them brought a gun and shoot the one plating on the Wookiee, I think. Yeah, just guns just don't work in this universe.  And even when we do see a gun, she takes a knife out of it, and I'm just... Yeah, and then throws it at the Wookiee.  I'm just stepping on his foot. Rags finally got his gun, and it was a lucky two. I'm so sad. The Boba is so incompetent. I was just looking over the fight. Dude, that's a joke. Dude, do you see the part where like, so he tosses him into all of his weapons, which is like nice one, Wookiee. Yeah. And then Boba... Because he hasn't already shot him. Boba just struggles with his little gauntlet.  Oh, and it's like, no. Why doesn't he even have to be on? Just point it out of and press the button. Oh, it looked like that's what he was trying to figure out. And it's like, why is there figuring out for you with this? It's your gauntlet.  You should know how to use it. The Wookiee being like, I'm a beacher with my knuckle dusters, my sci-fi knuckle dusters.  The onions chewed him in the face. So get a knife and stab him.     So that we can have a fight.  So strange. I'm a tickle for hire.  And everyone approaching one by one, all getting defeated until...  The Wookiee is so powerful. It takes everyone to take him down.  So like... Yeah, it takes everyone because no one shot him completely. No one had a gun. Well, one of them had a gun, but they... Yeah, they only shot him at his arbor. That was it. Yeah. Because this is Stahl's... And then get all really close to him so that it could punch it out of the way instead of standing back, you know? And then he happened of all the places he could stand. It was right on top of the trap door. It's like, right. Yeah. Because of course. Yeah, they beat him not because of any skill, but because he decided to stand exactly on the trap door. Did he not know anything about the trap? Why would you send an assassin in who is unfamiliar with the terrain? How did he get in? Yeah, I think it over. Why would you send him in without a weapon? Seems that everyone knows about it, but apparently he didn't. Let's go ahead and compare. Boba Fett's second attempted assassination apply quotation marks liberally wherever you please with the attempted assassination in episode two of Padme, right? Where that was really dumb.  That's dumb. But holy shit, it's so much better. It seems that those things would have killed her had they got to her. So that's something. That is something. Yeah. And this is just like- The whoopie clearly didn't want to kill. He didn't have a weapon. You sent in your assassin without a weapon. You didn't remember the first time we see him. Remember the first time we see him, he has a big gun. What's amazing too?  But in this, if he just had a knife, that would have done it. And his knuckle duster that's electrified, I'm thoroughly convinced that electricity in this universe applies just non-lethal damage. It just makes it to where it doesn't do anything. But people will use it anyway. Yeah, but he smacked Boba Fett, a wookie punch, to the face with this electrofisticuff. And it did like nothing. Just shoot him and be done with it. Well, it sounded like he broke his back when he picked him up as well, but that didn't do anything. Yeah, I guess it didn't. And Boba Fett didn't gouge his eyes out or something. He's just like, well, I guess I'll die. I touched your face. Didn't that stop you? I guess we just can't do stuff like that.  Boba will get his hands as dirty as he needs to. In a survival situation, Boba will do anything.  He'll turn into a goddamn animal. Wookiee got to fight the cyberpunk rejects. Cyberpunk is what, yeah, that's it.  They're so out of place.  Why are they not drinking water or something? I know if this was here of what you speak. I am aware of water. I grew up near water. What? I grew up surrounded by water. I know it doesn't have to be. I know how you feel about it.  I have no idea what that's supposed to do. Like, okay. Like, Boba, this planet isn't covered by water. It's not cheap here. Well, I know what it is. It's cheap on Camino. It's $0 on Camino. And then you got... The flashback in totality was just the Tuscans died. That's really all it was. Well, and also that we learned a bit more about the new bad guys the whole season. And it's bullet train people. Yeah. It's the gun train people. Gun train people. Yeah, they're the baddies. Sorry, how can I get that wrong? Wait, no, they're not the baddies. Because bullet train is actually a thing.   We saw it. So the bad guys are the bikers right now, right? Well, no. So the modern day bad guys are the people that he is trying to help out, make the deal with the people on the train. The train people. The past bad guys are the bikers. Yeah. Is the twist going to be that it was the gun train people told the bikers to do what they've done? Maybe. Yeah. That would be so cool. That would be so awesome. And plus when Boba Fett is told, like, we've been lied to, it's actually this. He's like, okay. I like the exchange as well. But it's like, we're not supposed to pay two parties.  Yeah, there's another one. Yeah, there's another one. That's asking for payment. Yeah, I didn't say that for no reason. He's got, have you noticed how many lines like that Boba has?  Where he says something and you almost wonder like, wait, Boba, do you understand what's happening right now? Or are you trying to? Yeah, it was the same as, Are you lost? Two people, you know, the throne that your previous employer sat on was, I wasn't employed by Bip4tuna. No, Jap Jabba. Jabba was the other one. Yeah, exactly. He was the one we were referring to. It's like talking to a son. My grandma near the end, she wasn't quite all there always. And it's, you had to talk to her like that sometimes. Boba Fett's a grandma. Of course, he'd be nice about it. Yeah, what's it, what's Boba's excuse? I think that's what a lot of people do and they humor him. Like a lot of characters are humoring this, this old man who's very confused. And then we got the Rancor. I can't wait till that shows up later. Like the huts, they spent, imagine how long it took them to get there just to say, we're leaving. Sorry, you have a Rancor. And they show up in person with a Rancor gift. Why, are they that afraid of Boba? Or that they'd be like, we better give them a Rancor, he might come and get us. I guess so. Imagine how long it took them to get there. Considering they insist on traveling by platform suspended on people's shoulders. Also, I guess Denny Treyor just lives here now and trains the Rancor. Yeah. He's just here now. Well, he's a good friend of Robert Rodriguez, so it makes sense that he's going to be here. Which is cool with me and I like him. Whatever. No one, no one, no one agreed that he's allowed to live here. I don't mean, I don't have a problem. He did. He just lives here now. Yeah. He just lives in the palace now and trains the Rancor. So that's really fun.  Here's your Wookiee back. Nah, we don't want him. But he could totally be a double agent. That would, you know, but that would be interesting. But no, but like Jabba shouldn't have accepted him because of how he's like, no, we weren't like your random employee. You come and live in my palace. No.  It's so funny. That's actually true. I guess that's a good point. I guess Denny, yeah, I guess Denny Treyor was like, oh, am I, am I not, am I, am I fired? Are you firing me? You can't fire me. I quit. It's hard to make rent here in Tatooine. Do you know how hard it is to get water? Do you know the prices? Oh my God. Where's the scene where there's the discussion of why is water so expensive because this, this, and this, and then they have to discover why. Why are the prices the way they are? How do we resolve this while trying to keep things? Yeah, maybe Boba Fett will be proactive and actually cure more water for everybody. No, you know what, no, Boba can solve it by saying, you need to do better, Senator. You need to do better, water farmer. It's an interesting comparison, by the way. There's this show where there's this, there's a nerdy character, and but she's, she's a Southerner, and there's a point where people are asking what it smells like when you've made, when you, when you're making alcohol, and she immediately says molasses, comes up with, with different like, that's the kind of smell you'd get, and it's just like, oh, that's neat that she would know that you wouldn't, maybe you wouldn't expect her to know a lot about moonshine and shit, but because she's a Southerner that specific history, there's, there's reasoning there that why she would know that smell. She's like, okay, I feel like they were trying to do that. They were like, whatever water comes up, Boba's gonna have to say something because he's from Kamito, and you're like, what? He's a very water-centric character. Water is who I am. In fact, it's about 98% of who I am. It just, my body's mostly water. It's so inept. Imagine he said that. Ah, yes, water. My body's 98% water. I'm familiar with water. I'm familiar with water. I am water. I like to get wet. I spend my days in a back to tank. I'm familiar with liquids.  Why don't you just sleep in a bed like a normal person? Because he's healed, Rags, and he's just flashbacks. He's seems okay.   That's what we're gonna get. Yeah, I can't wait until maybe get killed, I guess.  We gains another members slash members of his team every episode, didn't we? Do you think this is the rise being like he's building his empire while we're just like, ah. It's like the Avengers. Exactly. It's him building a team. That's what it's supposed to be. So shitty, though. That's amusing. That's just so shitty. That's just so shitty. Yeah.    A group of people armed to their teeth coming up to you and just like, uh, no, old man. It's like, okay. There's like two guards. We know who you are, but we don't respect you. Well, something he's just not threatening at all, is he? He's a blaster. Yeah, yeah.  They have like weapons like, oh no, you have to wait for an appointment. People armed to the teeth. It's not just that no one respects him, which is bizarre. It's that he allows himself to be so thoroughly disrespected everywhere. Like he should shoot half these people. He really should.  I'm in charge. He's a different kind of crime boss, though, right? He's a nice crime boss.  He's like, you know, he's like, I don't want you to think of me as a crime boss. I want you to be, I thought we'd think of me as a friend first and a crime boss. Second, second. You know, think of me as a, I don't, Jay, you're going to love that when you see it on the premiere of this. This is fun. What? What's what's funny? What's funny about that? You will see. You will see what's funny about that.  I don't know if you guys know but the guy's foot that he attacks is literally like a jackhammer with a spike on it. I'm like, why is this a thing? It does the woman's red arm? Does it do anything? Or is it just a robot arm that's red and the hand isn't even a robot hand either. So what does it do? Is it grab stuff? I guess. I guess I'm wondering why the why the arm is better than the, you know, the factory settings arm that you were born with. Well, yeah, imagine he just pulled out a gun instead of using his small flame arm. Not at the time we kind of guns. Or a grenade or explosive. Do not tell me that the cybernetic is more is less expensive than just a gun. Or a stick, actually. Or a stick. Thinking about it. Could have just hit it with a stick. If he just hit the guy in the head with a stick, it would have been better.  He doesn't have a lizard nose. That's right. He doesn't have the lizard vision quest. That's true. That is very true. That's the only way to obtain sticks. Okay, bye. Goodbye. How do you bring me? I'm so ready. What? Hello. My words are now immortalized in the annals of time. Just to say that way, you could have said it a different way. Ain't no time. Number four. We did three. You believe it? Whoa. Yeah, that's a high point. It's fair to say that in this line of the continuity, we already didn't think it was good, but now everybody doesn't think it was good. Like after episode three, everyone's like oof, oofenheim. I hope it wasn't just the bikes. It was just the bikes. It was just the bikes.  I saw people being pretty mad of the Black Crescentan assassination. That's the wookie man. Oh yeah, we don't want to assassinate Black Crescentan. That would be terrible if this established character that was deeply, yeah. Right, so I think they mean his assassination attempt on Bobo. Well, you can't tell. They actually mean both because he's a famous character from extended stuff, I think. Of course. He was a wookie who did badass stuff. Apparently, he met Darth Vader. How cool is that?  Oh, dude, Darth Vader kind of told them. Yeah, that'd have been great. Because a lot of people don't know that. They always think like, I've got to throw people around. I've watched Terminator Salvation. That's what they do in there. I watched Mandalorian Season 2. It's what the robot did to Mando. That's how you do it.  Yeah, he punched him so hard it went into the bulkhead of the starship. That's insane. It was such a like, okay, I guess so. So he's, you're just indestructible. We've sort of known this, but it's even more confirmation that you're just indestructible. Best car, yeah, it's best car, guys. I'm happy for him to be indestructible, but my favorite part is that you could just take off his helmet if you wanted, but they just don't. You're happy for him to be indestructible. Punch him. Yeah, basically. Well, kind. I'm happier with that than I am with the fact that the robot sees that he's indestructible and doesn't just like go, okay, I guess I'll take this off you.  It's frustrating how much people specifically seem to go out of their way to target his invulnerable parts. Yeah. Because most of his body is not covered. We've not had to deal with that anymore. You see, we have, he was like naked. He basically, he only had panties on. Yeah. Wherever you hit him, he's getting hurt, right? Now what we do is we don't shoot him.  And melee weapons, yeah. We have some memes. Consent. All right. So he lived, I guess a significant part of his life was spent on Camino. That wasn't just one place out of many that they lived. He didn't travel, which seems like that would be a, like if your father was Jango Fett, you would do a lot of traveling and sing a lot of places. Wasn't the implication that he did travel a lot, but he lived on Camino? I don't imagine that Jango would take his son on all of his missions, right? Like, I suppose that means that that's really where their house was, even after everything and before it. All right. That's fine. I'm just, I guess that's where they live. That was the house. I guess I thought he'd be able to afford better. What's wrong with Camino rags? Don't you like it? What's not a very large, it didn't seem like a very large place where they were at, you know. So you'd think that they'd have some place nice and. I assume he needed to work there for cloning process to be close to the clones. Sure. So Camino and so whatever could. And then I would have assumed that after that was done, like, well, all right, we got your DNA. Thanks. You can leave. Oh, simply, but I can see, like there being lots of viable reasons that he needs to just stay there so that they can like check and stuff from him and stuff like that. Maybe it just likes water. Yeah. Maybe he just wanted all that sweet water. He does like water. I have heard that. Wet all the time. The end. And that's essentially what you just do. Oh, look, he's sleeping alone. I'll just shoot him. The end. The end. Even without a gun, when you were a Wookie, it shouldn't be hard to kill a sleeping weaponless boba in a backpack.  And it's like, yeah, yeah. But no. Yeah. Show cam. He's basically a sentient grizzly bear. Got this cool bit of cool bit of artwork here. And the green is fringing and the blue is Jay relates to our last endeavor. Too small. I can't read it. Let me zoom in. Patient Malin Longman is having another episode of Altered What? Hey, they just said green is fringing. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, very bad. Very bad. Can I please actually read it? Another episode of Altered Perception. Any changes? He's gone and made me a co-host. Really? Oh, well then. Congrats to Fringloid. Or should I say Fringy? Yeah, no. Anyway, we need another reinforced auxiliary guy before his next episode. Oh, you mean the rags? Yeah, I'm sure they will come soon. Enough of the jokes, Dr. S. He don't play along with his delusions. There I am. Oh, my God. If EFAP isn't real, does this mean the Isle of Man flag isn't real? No, that could be real. That could be real. Not real. I made it up. Oh, I also made it up. I love that you've drawn your own tentacles on the wall. Yeah. There's a little sputter. I also love that it says Apex on the wall and any sane person would assume, oh, that must be a reference to Apex Legends or something, but we all know that it's Apex homosexual. Yeah. Do you see squat as well? Scrubble, Dimmel. Yeah, bottom right. Oh, yeah. What a great meme. I love it. This is Good Rat. Excellent Rat. Which, that's it for Good Rat for this recording. Hey, you don't know episode four won't be excellently crafted. That's true. Make Baby Bent This. So this is an interesting observation. It's posted to the subreddit. It's just a bit of fun. Ah, yes. This. One of these men is selling water in the desert, allegedly, profiteering by overpricing, preying on desperate people because he's greedy. The other is a poor out of work man with his speeder bike who can't afford the high price of water. The main reason for this post was just to highlight costume design sucks. It's like, yeah. Well, it doesn't convey well, but they're poor. Yeah. This guy on the left looks like he works all day. He's got a worn out. His outfit's not dirty, but it's clearly worn in the strap of whatever satchel he's carrying. That's clearly seen. A few tattooing sunrises. Yeah. And also a delicious beverage. And then on the right, yeah, nice, nice looking polished, clean speeder and a nice outfit. Everything fits pretty well. Cyborg guy. Yeah. Cyborg parts. He's like, I am poor. Yeah, that's nice. No, like, hmm. Are you now? Are you? I don't believe you. I was like, you know what? We're going to get like some person in the chat with the comments being like, what, so poor people can't ever have nice clothes? No, no. That does feel like one of those observations that's like, do you actually think that that's what we think? In terms of communicating stuff to the audience, right? This is what we call a failure of doing that. This is a fun little screen. I like fun screens. Asked about the bikers. Morrison, meaning the actor that plays Boba Fett, to mirror Morrison, replied, some of these things are out of our control. We can't say as performers, we don't want to work with these people. That's not good enough. They brought a lot of color to it, I thought. They were great. We're working hard. I know. Full justice, I think. I did that on purpose so that you can now highlight it, Jay. They brought a lot of color to it. I thought they were great. That's how I read that. Dot dot dot is pretty funny. Yeah. Because you can tell you have to think about it. What am I going to say about them? They're great. They're great. They're great. How indicative it is that the first thing he says is some of these things are out of our control. Yeah. On my fault, I swear. I like the idea that he's referring to just like everyone working on Book of Boba Fert, like the bike has just appeared and we're like, we're going to be in the show now. The original filming location of Star Wars is controlled by ISIS now, isn't it? So maybe they're all ISIS members who force their way into the show. For the first time ever on EFAT Mini Boba Fert, we're going to look at a video before we start. Oh my goodness. A famous video that's been getting around in relation to... Gone with the wind? It's not quite gone with the wind. I can see how you could relate them, though. It's in cane. All of the quality of Star Wars is gone with the wind. Oh yeah, the only context is this is an interview that took place to the... Oh yes, I think I saw that. I intend to rule with respect.  I don't know. I think he's a Temerero Morrison. It's Temerero Morrison to my dad. Yeah, these started out by saying yes, my name is Tricky. It's okay.  Yeah. Sometime. Maybe they are that excited. I don't know, but they always come across as super fake. Like... Well, I guess it's the whole shtick, right? Is that they're ultimately marketing rather than an interview that is specifically trying to achieve some sort of goal in terms of revealing interesting new things. I find the actors are fine, usually. As the interviewers, I always find cringe. You can get some really great results sometimes. The most... Yes. It's an amazing one. At this point, it's probably going to be Mark Hamill's comments on TLJ. I don't think any of you are going to be that. But, how does Temerero Morrison talk about boba farts? Have a look. Well, I was hoping not to say as much as I have already in the first two episodes. I speak far too much. In fact, in the beginning, I was trying to get past... The way he keeps looking is like someone's got a gun. Yeah. He's nervous. He's nervous. He's nervous. It's like... Oh. It's so funny. It's like a professor of L.A. Noir. And you're like... Hmm. I mean, no disrespect for the great mouse. Please get me a season two. My line's on to Ming Na. Yes, he is. Excuse me, director. I really feel that Ming Na should say these lines because I want to stay mysterious. I want to stay quiet. But then I caught on. He wasn't... He wasn't just trying to be a very generous actor, which he is. He was just trying to parlay some of the work to me. Yeah, exactly. He just wants to benefit. So, yeah. But the...  So, basically, I don't know if you guys feel the same way. See if we should try to rescue the atmosphere a little bit there. Um... Sort of. Can't sort of see it. Is heading in a particular direction, right? When you say... Yeah. I wanted this and the director said no. She was like, oh, he wanted to palm off the work. Even though he's a very generous actor. It's like, haha. Then it... Look at his face. And then he just sort of continues, right? Again. Like, no.  And then I try and take it.  Work to me. Yeah, exactly. You get your responsibility. So, yeah. But, uh... And even, um... Because, well, obviously, John's the, you know, one of the key writers. So sometimes I'd always say, I think this is too much. I think this is too much than I'd go to. What was the other guy's name? Noah. Noah. I try and get... Oh, Noah. Yes, Noah, Noah. I remember, of course, John actually went to Atlanta. So I rang Noah that night and I said, Noah, the scene tomorrow. I'm talking too much. Seems to have very different goals in this. That's... Yeah. Tomorrow wants to preserve some semblance of what the character sort of was.  That's what people want. Talk, talk. In this interview, in this interview, he's just going in there like, yeah, I want to, you know, I want to say my piece about how I felt. Fennec. Is that a name? Yeah, that's it. Yeah. Um, just here going like, god, I need to... Uh, wait, if he doesn't get a season two, then I won't get a season two. Yeah. Oh, shoot. We love this job. It was amazing. This problem doesn't talk this much. And look, I've got all these paragraphs here. I think we should get rid of it. And John's gone to Atlanta, so don't tell him.  Yeah. He cranked that script out in 17 minutes, and then he wants to go work on his other thing he needs to ruin. It really feels like Boba Fett's season is kind of just this thing. It's more so like just a stepping stone. It doesn't really represent much of anything. Nobody cares about it. All things considered. But Mark seems to care about it. Oh, of course he does. I'm sure she does, too. Well, he cares a lot. I'm sure a lot of people do care about it, and that's kind of the sad pie, isn't it? This smile of his is way better than the one in episode two, where he was just like...  I actually forgot. I was like, Boba Fett's not in episode two. What? Oh! But he is in episode seven. Oh, wait. Well, yeah, he is.  I had to start talking, I guess, otherwise we had to fill in the gaps and give out a little bit of information.  Yeah, that's about it. All right. Well, it's just real interesting, ain't it? It's amazing how much of these characters are characters and not playing characters.  It's kind of weird to say, right? It's like, well, anyone can talk as much as they want, right? It's like, I think the point with Boba talking in a limited amount is that he's very focused. He's choosing his moments. He's going from a few words angle where it's basically, he doesn't talk a lot, but when he does talk, you're always paying attention because it's always important. He never, there's never superfluous words. I grew up surrounded by water.  If it was like a real easy way to develop Fennec as well, we get more insight into her. She's she's like the right hand man who's always sort of leading the conversation. Does she have a ulterior motives? Is she trying to? Exactly. Think about what her agenda is and if it's season two. Well, how interesting it would have been if we had a few episodes where she was constantly the one relaying information and then one time she says something and then Boba contradicts her. That'd be really interesting. Oh, yeah. The thing is, we haven't met her in the flashbacks yet. And I'm assuming they'll do that.  Like what how she really feels, but always got a way. She has not got much at the moment, which is odd. Basically, nothing. She's basically the G-Dragonist of the show.  And it's like, she's what you love. That's it. I'd like to like Fennec, but there's nothing to like about her. Yeah. We don't have anything for her character. There's just nothing. She has a robot stomach. Yeah. Yeah. And that's where she fits all that chicken that she eats with her gloves on. I genuinely get the impression that like at Disney, they all said, well, you know, he's the main character. He's got to talk a lot, right? You know, how would he, how would he be the main character? I think we have a main character who doesn't say much. That's not going to work. How are you going to learn about it? As if it's like... As if Mando didn't happen. Well, like, you'll watch Wally. I don't know. Places. Well, we just had the Mandalorian two seasons of that and he barely says anything. Yeah. And look at how great that turned out. Boy, they think it turned out great. That's true. They did. How awesome would it be if the, in season one, episode five of the first, you know, of Mandalorian, you had that young wannabe bounty hunter and he was inexperienced and plucky and maybe, maybe he was like the kid from Unforgiven, something like that, you know. And you want to pair Boba Fett with someone who has maybe a lot to learn. Boba respects him for something or he sees some aspect of the angle that I would take with this show is Boba is coming to understand that he is getting old and he needs to start establishing for himself. If he wants to stay in the spotlight, so to speak, and keep in this line of work and if he doesn't want to retire, he needs to establish people who will, that he can trust, that he trains, that he, that are his protege, essentially, that are his students, that he can teach and tell about the world. And that's not only a very useful delivery device for us as an audience, but it allows us to have these flawed and somewhat incompetent characters who have a lot of room to grow and improve over the season.  Like, where does Fennec have to go from here? Because she seems to be like many characters, just the best. It's pretty competent. Yeah, she's just the best. She doesn't have anything to learn. Apparently, she's at the top of her game. She has a reputation as a deadly assassin sniper, which you would never be able to tell from this. So we have a lot of places that we just can't go. You're right. Because it's TV show time. You've got the time of a TV show, not a film, which means that you ought to be developing more than just Boba Fett. You really should be doing more. And if Fennec is the other main character, which she basically is, I don't know that anybody else is a main character, except for Boba and her. Nothing else seems to be interesting. What is the time being spent on developing? Because we're not really getting much on the world. We've got like a lot of flashbacks. Yeah, a lot of flashbacks. I guess the Tuskens are the most developed thing other than Boba. It is the Well, yeah, now they're all dead. It is the strangely common thing that Mando had a problem with too, where you have more time than you had in the films, but you achieve less. Where like the plot of each episode, if you really think about it, is basically very minimal. Character development is essentially non-existent. We don't really have theme working much at all. And we don't learn a whole lot about the world. It's bizarre. It's honestly bizarre how little there is in these shows. Like you could achieve the same sort of thing by just having, I think, you know, I've seen a Mandalorian parody where he's like, We're out of milk. Guess we'd better get some of this new planet. I guess that'll be our task for today. And then he goes and buys some milk. And then the person doing his work is like, well, I need you to do a job for me before I sell you this milk.  If there isn't any milk at the store, where does he go from there? And is there a milk shortage? What if someone, what if there's one carton left and he puts his hand on it just at the same moment as someone else puts their hand on it? How does he resolve these conflicts? To where does he have a flame of heat? With milk. Wow. That didn't exactly go as well as I'd hoped. Yeah, yeah. Maybe he made a friend on Tatooine who runs one of the shops and he goes there one day and it's like, it's good to see you and then the shopkeeper says the problems he has and he does the job for him for free and it's like, wait, why would he do it for free? Oh, you bouncy hunter, for free. You must have a relationship. The Smiths from God of War. What?   All better.  Huh?   Frank. I was vetted. Was that a ruse? No. Let's be absolutely clear, you wouldn't have won without me. You're right. But now we have to leave. Frank's got the guy who makes the food. Yeah, Frank's, the guy makes the wings. Morning, Freddy. Morning, Frank. How's tricks? I can't kick. You want to go on it? No, why don't you set me up outside? Yeah, he's like the only person that Frank treats in a particular way and it gives you options to get him upgrades and cool gear and maybe that guy can be used as leverage against him, you know, later in the season and it's going to be like something that actually matters to Boba and he has to really, he has to, you know, make a decision between showing that that guy means a lot to him or not, you know, the easy payoffs. Never mind. Just feels like we've got a dearth of concepts that we, we developed for this show. We got told we're making a Boba Fett show, but we weren't quite sure of the story that we wanted to tell. What we wanted to do, yeah. Because there are stories to tell. It seems like the only idea that was had is what if Boba became a crime boss? And it's like, all right, that's the start. That's the beginning of an idea. So let's start off with the obvious question, why? They haven't really done that idea. They've not done what if Boba was a crime boss? They've done what if Boba... What if Boba hangs around? What if he was around, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What if Boba Fett was just kind of around, you know? And this applies to any kinds of writers, right? But if the five of us were all little writers room, and they were like, he's a crime boss, that's all we got as a premise. Go make a season. We'd be like, holy shit, the amount of work we've got to do. All right. Yeah. So where was he, where was he last? Are we going to explain the gaps? Who were his colleagues? The first thing we're going to need to do, the first thing that we need to do is put in loads of flashbacks about how he got his stick. No. And he tested and read us. That's what they want. They want the stick. What you were saying about the kid from Unforgiven Rises, thinking like, it sounds a little flimpy, but you know, if there was another bounty hunter on that barge who was like a young kid and saw what happened to him and so worked to get him out of there, but then that's why Boba feels like some kind of connection to him or something. I think I read a Star Wars book, and it was many, many years ago.   And so even that is better than just what we got. It establishes, oh, there's this person who's legitimately willing to help me. Maybe they want something. I can help them in return, but they're going to have to, while I heal and get better, they're going to have to do some things for me and I'm going to have to tell them how to do those things. Like, all right, listen, we've got to go to Ankahead to get off world and we got to do this and do that and make sure you do this and that and press that button to make sure that the cloaking, da, da, da, da, da, and we've learned all about how much he knows. We establish his competence very quickly. Yeah, I just, I love the idea that he doesn't, he doesn't want to teach someone how to be a good bounty hunter, but they save his life.   Yeah, and you know, he's not going to help them at first, but then they keep making easy mistakes to fix. And he's just like, that's not how you fucking... Do this, do that. He could be frustrated. He could be frustrated seeing them make these obvious mistakes. He turns into, it's a transition. How does Boba slowly but surely realize he is older than Django ever was? And he is assuming kind of a role, a fatherly role that he didn't expect that he ever would have to. And this younger trainee is reminding him of how he is becoming aged. And he can't do this forever. He's got to have an effect on a person reaching an age that their parent never got to especially in that line of work. Well, I remember my father doing the same kind of work that killed him. My dad is older than his dad ever got. And he specifically said that once when we were hanging out and whatnot. He's like, you know, I'm older than my dad ever was. And that was like all he just sort of said, but it was clearly on his mind worthy of mentioning to me. And that's, yeah, that's an interesting concept. And maybe you can do something, you know, with more of that parental stuff as well.  Yeah, because the kid is completely green, like has no idea what bounty hunting involves. And then maybe there was something that happens where his family gets brought into it. And Boba is, you know, it's just like, well, you know, he was never in a position to save his dad. Maybe he can make sure that this kid is in a position to be able to protect his family. Yeah, should the situation arise. It's a lost concept that could have never worked in Mandalorian. Because as much as people might want to say, it's about someone having like a taking on a fatherly role or a parental role.  And it can't really learn from you or do anything.  A potential story where you can communicate with something that's old enough for it. Well, I think it's the reason why the format, like the God of War format, old man and young kid go on adventure is such a potent formula because it's just a lot of things working at once. Somebody who has a bunch of experience. Somebody who's about to enter into the world and become, you know, the dirt become an agent in the world. I don't know if it was Season 1 or 2 or Better Call Saul, but there's a guy who's setting up a job. I mean, three mercenaries sign up to do it. One of them is Mike. One of them is like this huge guy.  He's not carrying a gun. He's useless. The second one is the guy who plays one of the three main characters in G2-5. The guy plays Trevor. We are women. Here are paint. We are women. Here are shop. Thank you. So that guy, he's there. Steven Aug. That's his name. Yeah.  And I think before the guy shows up to like take them on the mission, he wants all three of them. He's like, what are you carrying? Because I got this, this, this, this and then two like backup guns here. Mike's just like a sandwich. What?  Like when we get him paid the same when I'm actually like, I matter and he doesn't.  You got it.  Son of a...  Wow. And that's impressive. So many guns. I don't know which one to use.  You know, the young buck being all like, Boba Fett, I know what to do. It's this.  For example, Boba Fett would never fall for someone being like, I'm going to go check the back. I'll be right back, Mr. Fett. It's like, okay. He'd be like, no, you won't. Yeah. Because I've never been a bounty hunter on paper. I've never done that sort of thing for tax purposes. I've never done this sort of work. And I know that you don't just let someone leave like that. You just don't do that. I shouldn't be more competent at this on the spot than a character who is this thing that writers have all this time to prepare that way. Did he just lock the door? Did he just lock the door? Yeah. He doesn't want you to follow him.  I love the button tapping. That's a perfect example as well of something that Boba just didn't need to say out loud and saying it out loud detracts from his character, right? Yeah, of course he locked the door.  He'd be improved if he just went. Because like, we can tell then that he's already figured it out. He was just so pretty. He's annoyed. It's not even like a problem.  We know what happened.    Imagine if in the show, the guy ran into the door, locked it and Boba that instantly almost like rolls his eyes or whatever way you could convey that. And he just goes around to the back of the building where the garage door is. And he's just waiting for the guy to pull out with a speeder. Like, he's already, he's done this before. He's seen this routine in the song and dance. And he knows the building. He knows what's happening. Like, let's say knows the exit. You want to try that again? No, he needs to speed a crew. Or he just says, where are you going?  Okay. Welcome to comment showcase. Did it. Ray. All right. Oh, I love. Boy. Comment showcase. Favorite part of the thing. My favorite part is when it ends. Wow. Wow. Just leave then. Sure. I'm glad they made the rank or super emotionally complex with mental issues.  If you asked me, the blue twi'lek dance that was asking for it.  Yeah, she's green. I'm sorry, Jay is correct. Good job, Jay. Thank you. I do my best. Because I couldn't remember what color she was because she's brown now. You don't see the world through that lens, Rex. That's right. I don't. Rank or super emotionally complex because nothing is allowed to be evil anymore. Everything has to be. Yeah, that's. You can be emotionally complex and evil. Just like. They are not prepared for that. Also, it's not evil. Yeah, they're not prepared for that. The grand corps. No, no, rank corps are great. They're awesome. You could write on them and everything and they'll love you. They're like big dogs and they're just wonderful and great. The moment that the trainer and the return of the Jedi, he's like really sad that the rank corps is dead. There's something about that that almost works because it's just this feral ravenous beast and only the beast master has this kind of connection to it. It wasn't evil before. It was a hungry creature. Like it's an animal that feeds on stuff. And it was being kept in a dungeon where it's only food was the prison as it was being sent.  This would be as weird as doing this with any like ravenous creature you find in the wild. It's like it's a depressed. The Sarlacc pit. He's pretty chill. Yeah. Really? OK. The Sarlacc is just an emotionally complex hole in the ground. And it just needs to be loved and cared for. And then it'll be wonderful and it's great. And you could ride the Sarlacc to wherever you need to go. Because yeah. There's just nothing can be Fenwick throwing her knife into the Wookiee's hand.  Means he now has more weapons than he can. Maybe he can use it to cut someone's throat while they're sleeping. I don't know. Yeah. He can he can use the knife to open up the panel on the door and then just open it.  It is kind of funny that she's like I do have a pistol. It's like you have all of the stuff. But yes. You have many, many, many. Yeah. He has knee rockets and scrotum cannons and elbow tasers. On the next episode of Dances with Sand People the Teletubbies arrive to impose attacks on trade routes. Particularly those trading in Tubby Custard. We will never learn their motivation for this but it will lead to a cool climax where booby feet has to fight dick dastard late in episode of Wacky Tatooine Races. That was a game for Gamecube, right? Wacky Tatooine Races. It was a Nickelodeon spin-off show. Of course. I love booby feet. He had like, it was a bit unbalanced. Booby feet had the best weapons. His icon was the blue-footed booby. Cut to a picture of the blue-footed booby here. I remember that back when Disney's acquisition of Star Wars was announced Robotnik made a sketch where a character bemoaned that the whole franchise would be simplified, defanged and overall bastardized. I hate how red it was. In episode four, there were like burned corpses and stuff and arms are severed. Oh yeah, yeah.  And then we'll get zapped by electric. Yeah. That tickles out. Booby is literally the worst crime lord to ever crime lord. He's let multiple assassination attempts on his life go unpunished, gets constantly disrespected by everyone, even offers them some of them a job and punishes his own vassals who give him tribute, turning them against him. There is no way this man should be alive by the end of the season. Will be. Accurate. Yeah.  It should have been the Wookie that killed him and that's probably how everything should have gone. And we would have been like, well, the story's not very interesting, but it made sense that he died there.  Well, I mean, we would be in, well, it would be a character assassination of Boba, but well, being consistent with what we know about Boba. Yeah, if it were only this show, I guess. Yeah. I am beyond specialist. How do they manage to mutate Star Wars into this? A franchise with near unlimited potential. A franchise with behemoth space cruisers, lightning fast starfighters, malicious force wielding villains, triumphant heroes, ancient legends, countless species and cultures, infinite stars, and such rich and fascinating history turned into a jackhammer leg goes If it wasn't for a loving family, if those few diamonds are the rough, I would never have to suffer through this current butchering of beloved franchises. So it's safe to say that our audience is not liking Book of Boba Fett. They're very wise. They are, very much so. But hey, episode four continued around, right? No. Yeah, no, I mean, it's, you know, someone will be great. They were just saving it up. Just been edging. Just been edging. No. That's not what I said. Not what he said. Oh, that's not what I said. No. I'm collecting on behalf of the Tuskens of the Dune Sea. All of the Tuskens of the Dune Sea? Does this tribe not have a name? That was another way to criticize his whole we are one party thing.   Who knows? It was so sad.   There is no work, mighty Dimeo. You better fight as good as you talk. I like how he didn't like even question that there wasn't any work. He's like, oh, okay. Well, this reminds me of Batwoman. And it's like, you work for me. It's like, where are you getting your money from? It's like, I'm narrative.  Amazing work.  I don't know, dude.  This is still really dumb. Look at this.  If I was those two big slugs, I would want just like machines to carry me around. And I would want it to be closed off with maybe like an awning of some sort to keep the sun off me. It's kind of unreal the amount of, like, how far they went to go visit him. They would have cooked. In person. Yeah. You know how slugs love the desert?  You think that, you know, how there are snails and there are slugs. Do you think there's like a kind of hut that has a shell? Oh, my God. Really? We're not even, we're not even humoring the idea of not flashbacking. We're just flashbacks.  Rags, you make jokes. We're about to get flashback immediately. Because I gotta enjoy myself before I suffer. You're laughing? Yeah, I am. It's exciting times. I've had horns worth a lot of money, like as a trophy and stuff as some kind of a cool thing. Maybe bantha horns a lot. Not that great because they're like the same materials bantha nails or something. I agree. Maybe, but like the shape of them and they probably make cool decoration. Why was this? Wait, where's this? This is Joe's Palace, isn't it? Yeah, it is. It looks like Joe's Palace. Look how many people they had there. Three, four, five, six. Then they have guns. This cannot stand. This is weird. This is unacceptable. Why are you coming here? Yeah, I was about to say, so the idea was he lost his tuskens and so now he's like, well, time to take over Joe's Palace.  Isn't he still an ally of theirs? I would have thought so. Why wouldn't he be? Yeah, I guess if he's trying to take over the place, I guess they would be more style. But why? He's chicken. But he's made no hostile action to them yet. Why is it when you eat with gloves? Why are you eating with gloves? I don't understand this world. I don't understand this map. Oh, it's going to feed the bantha. He's nice. No. Nice guy Boba feed him. Come on. Does the bantha eat me? Do they eat meat? Oh, no. I mean, there's no, I don't even know what they eat here. So that it's supposed to believe, I guess that that is a predator creature. I guess it hunts.  Yeah. It hunts with its lightning quick speed. That's very generous, Jay. They chase down smaller creatures in the wild. A star! A star! It's Christmas. Oh, do you guys know what that is? Jesus has been born. Jesus is born. He's been born again. What's the birth of Jesus? It's the birth of Christ. It's been unheard. Do you not know what that is? Oh, wait. No, no. Hold up. When was there flares in Tatooine? I don't know. Oh, it's the celebration. Oh, right off.  That's great. Hey, I'm Boba fed. Do you happen to need a mechanical stomach?    She's out, right? We don't know that.  Your whole stomach was glomped.   Thank you. We have already spent like five and a half minutes of just nothing, but that's fine. Do you want to check a pulse or something? Once you have them talk about how they're going to take over the wheel together or whatever, that's it, right? We're done with flashbacks. I hope so. You've literally told us everything. She's dead, bro. She's absolutely dead. It takes so long. I'm going to take this corpse back to my camp. I wouldn't be surprised if he checked her pulse while his gloves were still on. She's dead. I can't feel anything. He must be dead. It would have come through strong. Oh, no. No. What are those things on your head supposed to do? They give her power. That looks like it's distracting to have that pilot's fight in front of your eyeball at night. Nice bike, nerd. No school on the old school. You guys really don't fit in the vibe with Tatooine. No, it doesn't. If he sets her on a table, he's like, fix her. This is like, this is a cult, bro. Oh, she's, she's, I found a mortally wounded woman. I will take her to a bar. I mean, if it's the only place around, I guess. No, no, no, this, this is actually, I'm going to give him some points. This is, he's going to get a stomach mod for it. But like the problem is this is well after she'd be dead.  Why does he want to save her? I don't know. This is just cyberpunk. This is just cyberpunk 2077. It wants to be for sure. Like these styles are just, these don't fit. Aren't you a little old to be here? Aren't you a little old to be here? What do you mean? Why? What if I just did an eye or something? No walk-ins, appointment only. Have you explained that she needs it to survive? I was going to say surely money will do it there. Yeah. Why, why do you bother? Yeah, why do you care? I'm just trying to corpse.  As a bouncing onto that upsets me. Would he go this far for a task?   What is that on your hand? That is your hand. Oh, bro. This is better than just having a hand. Luke Skywalker had a hand that was a hand and it was a robot hand. Also, I don't want my little saw right next to my thing that grabs stuff. That seems like a bad idea. Also a mechanical stomach. Look, that tool looks really unwieldy. Wouldn't it just be easier to hold those tools? Yeah, that's what I was saying with the mechanical hand thing, you know? He's wearing nail polish. It's just cyberpunk stuff. But you have to be a doctor, right? You can't just... You have to be like a doctor. You have to understand, like, organs. He does. And look at him go. Oh, okay. Wow, Rags doesn't believe that can be black doctors. Why does the part where her buddy is cut look like metal? I guess because he had to put a rim on the outside of it. He had to give her a rim job. You know what this is? They wiped her out in that episode and then they were like, wait, maybe we shouldn't. Maybe we shouldn't. People love this character, so we have to bring her back. No one's ever really gone. Oh my god, it's... I feel like it ate two dozen pipes.  Maybe he'll explain himself. I don't know. Can she eat now? Like, can she still eat and shit? It's fine, yeah. Well, yeah, you don't need like a doctor to turn these biomechanical things into... Rags, I assume that he was medically qualified. Like, he's gotta be. Why would we assume that he wasn't? I saved your life. Why, though? When he opens that by pushing in, doesn't it leave little bits inside of him? You think? What did you do to me? I brought you to a mud parlor on the outskirts of Massaisli. The best I could do under the circumstances. Pretty incredible. Yeah, it's pretty insane that you're alive.  The what? The black melon. That's what they're called? Yeah. Black melon? Oh, it's edgy melons.  You'd think she would need many days to heal, but it's fine. The tanks are getting used to. Really? You think so? He drank something and... With time... Wait, he said with time you start to crave it. Are they addictive? Is that what that means? Why not? He's a different man. What? He's a different man. Even though money just saved it, but it's fine. I am Boba. Don't... Yeah, she should know that name. Yep. Boba is dead. Oh, let me explain to you and they have a flashback and it's just everything that we see in the course. That's the Simpsons line! Boba is dead. Father McGrath, I thought you were dead. I was. I was rescued by the Sand people. Well, that's not really known. That's the stretch. That's not what happened. I was rescued by the Sand people. Why is the show disagreeing with itself? Cock-Home Syndrome, my friends.  Speedbikers defeated Tuskens? That's highly unlikely. No, it seems to be extremely likely. Unlikely? Why? It seems like if you just had a gun and a speeder, you could kill all of them. Yep, the Tuskens don't even know how to use a speeder. Yeah, and they clearly just love to get mowed down. They're like just a tear above jaw is. Help me recover my fire spray gunship. If the ship is yours, why don't you just ask for it back? Of course, I might not like the answer. Oh, no. You might as well try, right? Without your armor, you're less persuasive. What? No, you're Boba Fett. Yeah, you have contracts with them. He needs, he wants his ship back and he's not willing to do it non-hostily because he believes they might say no.    I don't think I'm gathering that might be what we're doing. Why did you guess her weapon from? I don't know. I guess she has it now. I guess they left it with it. Even though that was one of my complaints before. Absolutely, that was one of my complaints about Mandalorian. You're taking that with you, it's very valuable. Let's take a closer look. No, it's not a knife, but... Now we know that rifle is incredibly valuable. Yeah, it has knives in it. It's incredibly valuable. Is she controlling this or is it just... I don't know, I'm waiting to see a little screen on her rifle. God, guys, do you remember in Suicide Squad where Captain Boomerang had a camera on it and he could see on his phone? Yeah. And then when the Boomerang got destroyed, I think they threw the phone away. Because that movie's really good. Okay, he's gonna fall. Honestly, I would love to see the Gomorrian gods trying to chase that little thing. You're free now. Well, my friend. Oh, the breath. That's deep. Yeah, I agree with Fennec. Now go. Find other benthers. Make baby benthers. What? What? Go.  Why is Boba Fett on this dialogue? Boba Fett, everybody. You're free to roam the Dune Sea. Yeah, that sounds fun.  Surely he would sell the banther, right? No, he's Boba Fett. He's so nice. Are they just... Hang on, is this how it works? Are they just around and occasionally you pluck one out of the desert to just ride for a while and then put it back when you're done? Are they like Boris Bikes? What's next for you?  Who? Double-crossed you. Who? You went ahead of Gatra. Why not?   No, that was you. That's the opportunity. You're the one who... You went to Luke with the lightsaber. That was you. You bitter old man.  Instead of my tangle with... My scrape with death reminded me of my own age and...  Jesus Christ. This is insane. Where were all these people when... Okay. Oh boy, we get an action scene, huh? Too many gods. No, there aren't. Then we time their patrol. Most of them seem to have melee weapons. Also, it's you two. I mean, you can't be killed. So you'll be fine. And again, most of them are Goryan guards with little sharp sticks. Why don't you... Like, you're an ally of these people.  Like... Well, that's a better option, but I still... I think option A is the best one where he just goes... Rats! Rats, we are the rats! I want my ship back. You gotta do it to the bottom, too. Oh, wow. Oh, okay. What about the bottom? It's still a steel bar. I know that sound effect. It's from a different Star Wars movie. I'm gonna figure that out at some point.  Get back a soup frog. I got to boil you slowly, like the stories. Like, ma'am, could Bobo have found any singular person that's more useful? Then Fennec? No, probably not. Why would you want robots cooking food?  Oh. Well, I mean, if the robot is programmed and understands the recipe, but he doesn't need to taste it. Well, that's what Gordon Ramsay always says, is you should taste the food to make sure. Yeah. I am literally just a chef.  All right. Just shoot it. No, it's gonna be a fucking... It's gonna do... It's General Grievous! It is General Grievous. Just shoot it with your gun! No. That's silly. Why? Slit it through. Slit it through. Sir, slit it through. That... No, the salad. Just start making food, pretend you belong here. Oh, another little robot?  Is that the alarm robot? How did you miss? What are we doing? What are we doing? What is this? What are we doing? Use your... Oh, use your gun. Yeah, at this point... Is that an alarm enough by now? Why are we watching Boba Fett try and catch a little... Oh, the frog's got away. What are we... What is this cartoon shit? Where did you come from?  Do you know who I am?  I am Boba Fett.  We all know you're Boba Fett, mate. Oh, wow. You didn't turn yourself off. Turned itself off, Boba. Press the button again. I guess he assumes someone else will turn it on later? Or maybe there's an internal switch that it can... Because it's still, like, it still exists. Like, it's storing data. Exactly. There's no reason to not destroy that thing, really. It's so bad. This is the worst possible way that Assaulting Jabba's Palace could be. But it was fun. Look at Slave 1. It's the Starship Slave 1. No, I don't think that's what's cool, Rags. Yeah. Rags, they wouldn't want to associate Star Wars with slavery. That's true. They would never want to make that happen. We wouldn't want that. Oh, no. More things without guns. Well, you go to the left of Slave 1. It's not called Slave 1. It's Fire Spray. I like that just in Europe, Ranging, you have a gun.  Why wouldn't you do anything? Your advantage. What are you doing? Why? What? Why are you punching them?  You have guns. Use the guns. You're risking less. Oh, they're here. Oh, here we go. They showed up and started shooting. I can't wait for them both to be killed. Very easily. I at least need to utilize some cover. To be fair, this is where she should dominate. Why are you leaving cover entirely to shoot? I mean, this is where you're supposed to try and write something that impresses us. Get on the ship and leave. You're not even using your sights. You're just pointing. I guess it was unlocked. That's good. Yeah, that's really good. What? Just leave now. How do they get out of the gate? Isn't the gate closed? Oh, I guess they all forgot she was there. Oh, that exploded. When you shoot it? What was in there? That explodes.  We need to move our exploding robot into the middle of this battle.  God, get that guy raised. Is he going to weigh it down? Why were you not faster? All right, so that's taken care of. Okay. Yep. Morians have like...  That's bad. No, no, that's like stone. Oh my goodness. No, Boba Fett. What are you doing? I guess slave one is made of Fesca. It probably is at this point. Well, yeah, you're driving into a wall. I think that's more so the problem. What are you doing with your arms? Oh, just that cool fire stance. What are you doing with your arms? She had stomach surgery hours ago. No, not my rifle. Yeah, that's right.  Mm-hmm. That's insane. That's a very good shot. Hey, she's fennec. What was that shot? She's cool. Yeah, I knew that. What is it that she even shot? A weight that stops the door from...  How was that weight anything close to the weight of that door? It's made of Fesca. The fuck's the rest of the episode about? I don't care. Well, remember the fish guys? They come in a Tatooine. Oh, yeah, I guess we'll get future times. Oh, I'm so bored. They grew up surrounded by water. Shouldn't you double check to make sure that it's space worthy? Like, seriously, it's been a long... It's been a while. And you just ran back to a wall. Yeah. You could have structural integrity issues. Where would you like to be dropped? I'll go for the ride. Don't you have things to do? No, apparently not. All right. I hope they give us more than that before the season ends. She could even say something like, well, I've got some business on Axius Prime 8 or whatever. And she's like, oh, well, I've got something there too. I'll hang with you until we get there. Something. Something. Wait, where is what's happening now?  Oh, yeah. Yeah, there he is. Yeah. That's okay. That's what we're doing. Oh, wow.  What? How do you know these are the ones? How do you even know? Whatever. That seems like a waste. I'm out here for one of these... One of these guys, as he was dying, was like, those Tuskins, they kidnapped my brother. They told him that he was... They probably did kidnap his brother. Probably did.  That's probably... She's on it. She doesn't even know the context. Yeah.  I guess he told it.   It's not... Drop a grenade in there. Oh, no. Surely he might actually. Is he really gonna shoot the Salak? He is. He is. You shouldn't have eaten me. This is a scene that's happening. This is an actual scene that's occurring. You're taking revenge on what is essentially just this creature that exists to eat. Really? The Salak pit. That's where I was trapped all those years ago. Years ago? Years ago. Well, I was trapped years ago. Were you with the Tuskins for years? Said his armor isn't on apparently. No, it's looking for his armor. I wouldn't... Why would his armor be in there? It's armor is not... You crawled out with it. You know what your armor is on. Do you not have clear recollection of this event? He literally knows the jaw was took it. This scene is happening. We're watching now. What are we doing? We're watching now. I really needed a Salak peer at me shot. Oh, great. Now I'm blocking out all the lights.  He can generate one, right? He can like turn on light. What are we doing? I can't see a thing. No, no. Shit.  Why do you think your armor's in here? You know the jaw was took it. Why is it so open? Why is it like a gaping hole? I thought it had a mouth. A mouth. A beak? That was on the extended editions. It does have a beak that comes out. Yeah. I think it was never just a wide gaping. Yeah, the jump scare is going to be the beak. Yeah. If they've decided the beak is canon, they might not have. Oh, there we go. Yeah. Well, the beak is canon. It made a noise.  Oh, it is not more powerful than a starship. I'm sorry. Yes, your ship is just simply not powerful enough. Okay, the starship. You know, it's stronger than the rocks that Jabba's palace is built out of, but not a little tentacle. How do you know what that button does? I guess he told her in between scenes.  This is the Sarlak hit button. If we're rating by Sarlak, I want you to press the black button. A lot of the problem is that she can't reach the button. When you're building this button, I need to put it so far away. Why would you have a button that is not accepted? Oh, it's a seismic charge.   Good thing it was oriented that way. Good god, Boba Fett is cringe. Oh my god. I can't believe. Look at the way the ship is facing. No way loosing a seismic charge was a good idea. That could have killed them. I know, I said it's a really good thing that thing was oriented horizontally. And just to be clear, the Sarlak pit is stronger than the slave one's thrusters. Yes. That's insane. Which is pretty unreal. I just can't believe that it booped out, rolled off the ship, rolled under the thing into the Sarlak's mouth. Like really?  And he went inside to look. Why? You know the jaw was having. I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry. Just to be clear as well. Now it's canon that you can't reach the seismic charge button from the pilot seat. Why would you design a ship that way? I don't know why you would have the seismic charge button. But we saw it in the, in the, what are you pouring on him? Well, I think it was he grew up surrounded by water.    How, why isn't this bad?  They only took the time to think. How many lives could have been saved? Why do you care about that? Oh my God.  I'm tired of Al-Qaeda and dying because of the idiocy of others. No, that was, that was you. You little ones walking in mania like rain. Cut your gun in half.  I'm going to start a house. I need brains and muscle. Well, you're out of luck. Neither. Yeah. You have both. No, she has neither. Oh my God. Living with the Tuskens has made you soft. Oh my God.  No. Maybe strong. It's made me strong. Yeah. You can only get so far without a tribe.  That's not true. You're living proof. That's not true. Oh, is that them saying we're done? We've caught up. God. I guess they got the rest of the palace under control. Yeah, and he got the armor in Mandalorian, so we're done now.  Especially if your employer wants you to actually succeed. There you go. He's fully healed. We're good. He's right by an open window. Someone could just. Yeah. Like hop in and take all of his stuff. This is not where you want to be. You are completely healed. No, there's clearly a scar in between and his forehead right there. My scar is on the inside. Oh, no, there is nothing. It'll take longer. All right. There's clearly a scar in your forehead, but. He's wearing a different kind of panties today. Oh, that's the kind of luxury you get as a crime lord. Many panties. No sign of panties. Hey, next we go. Hey, what's up? What's on our head? I like how he's got a little visor there. Oh, yeah. That's cute. It's great. Oh, there he is.  Oh, that would know.  Mm-hmm. Well, yeah, there was no liquid there. Why is he so angry? Edit these traditions who are having fun.   Oh, that one had CGI water in it. Is that not a why are you a favorite kind of water?  They're happy. They're having a good time. What are you doing? Are you drunk? There must be beef rags. There must be so much beef between him and this friend ocean. Why are you upset? Not the flakus. Ow, these poor people. Security. Security. Isn't this Boba Fett's place like he owns this or whatever? This doesn't happen. Yeah. Do something. Security with guns. He's assaulting the patrons. Shoot him. Does this casino not have, like, guards? I want to help my friends.  This guy's a hero. He's like, oh, I got to help my friends. What point? Well, that's the reaction. Oh, I need to stop the woman is talking. Why are you saying that?  You were a legend. Exposition. He was a saint and drew crowds by the thousands. Yeah, there you go. Okay. Your knuckle dusters are more feared than blasters.  No, they're not. No, they're not. No challenge.  No way. He won. God, you just did not even try. Wow, whoa, that's terrible. Boba's is listed to all this.  This is so cringe. Well, this is... I like the eyelids, how there's like two levels of eyelids. Yeah, those are cool eyelids. I'm glad that we appreciate them. I just feel sorry for these guys who are having a great time with their friends. I will wipe your debt off the books. He's assaulting everybody. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Do you get the reward? That's the reward that you get for assaulting all the friends. But he never would have. I'm gonna make it.   Yes. Well, so he's going to jail, right? No, you can't do that. Is he not going to jail? Is he allowed to do that? These poor trans-otions, they were having such a good time. And then this guy just...  What? And he just leaves? Why didn't you come here, Boba? What? Oh, Max just came back to work. What are we doing?  Looks like you could use a job. Oh, boys. There we go. Just like everyone else. The way you get to work with Boba Fett is to do something wrong. Deal for people, rip off their arms. Hey, you want a job? Boba Fett, you look good. Oh, the bad of Chucklefax. His reign ended in a ball of fire on the Dune Sea. And then... The ball of fire apparently did not get Bib Fortuna. You were all once captains under him. Always been funny. This should have been an episode. What do you mean, right to the throne? What does that even mean, right to the throne? Yeah. He just shot him and said, I'm taking over. The were thwarted by his guile and treachery. Hey, come on. Mm-mm. I'm here to make a proposal that's mutually beneficial. The pike syndicate the mustering troops in Marseespa. And the draining Tatwine of its wealth. Why do you deserve to be the dimule? Yeah, it's a good question. What prevents us all from killing you? Nothing, really. Yeah, nothing really. Oh, that seems dangerous. Oh, okay. Two on the trapdoor, then. How big is that rancor by now?  That rancor is not that big. Yeah. That rancor cannot reach up there. They're not on the trapdoor anymore, so what now? Nah, I'm good.  Are you kidding me? I'll stand. Thanks. I guess the point is that Boba Fett's on it, so it's okay if they're on it.  Boba Fett owns the creature. I know. I'm trying to make sense of it.  I'm trying to make sense of this world. Since when can that fucker translate? I thought that was his point. I thought that's what he was for. No, they said in the first episode they don't have a protocol droid to translate, and now that fucker is translating. Did you catch any of that? Something about friendship? We really need a protocol droid. Master Garfoloquox asks what it is that you are proposing. Yes. I love that. I will fight. I will vanquish these interlopers who threaten our planet. All I ask in return is that you remain neutral. You have not made any offers to them. You have. Yeah. Yeah, you have to. He's not on the trap door, by the way. He's not on the trap door. Oh, okay. You haven't offered them anything. Why did they agree to come? Like, that guy makes a really good point. Yeah, I don't know. Why did they agree to sit on the rank? Why is it acceptable? Why is it acceptable? I assume they're lying. I abide. Why? Oh, okay. Why? Why? Yeah, like, actually why? Maybe they're all lying.  Well, with their voles. This is amazing. They could really just kill them all if they wanted to. Do you trust them? Well, yeah. They all voluntarily sat on the rank. I'm just going to prepare for war. Keep saying that. I have plenty of credits. What I'm sure to earn is muscle. Credits can buy muscle. No, 20 dollars. I wanted a peanut. 20 dollars can buy many peanuts. Explain how? Money can be exchanged for goods and services. Money can be exchanged for goods and services. Oh, that's Mando's music. That's the noise. That's Mando's music. He's going to show up. Oh, they're going to hire Mando. Oh, boy.  Just to be clear, I want to get this out of the way. The first question was, what's stopping us from just killing you? It's like you're sitting on the rancor door. And the next question is, what's stopping us from moving slightly to the left? I was like, oh, I'm okay. I can't do anything about that. I guess he got us. I can't believe how we rushed through his entire relationship with Fannick.  The Tuskens. Yeah. Oh, it's so lame. She can speak. Oncept also is so much more interesting. It feels like so. Characters say things that have nothing to do with what's going on and don't address the root issue. It's like what we're seeing versus what the characters talk about is entirely dissonant. What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing? I do like how Boba just keeps employing people who break the rules and break the law. And have previously tried to kill him. They're always, they're always at the top of the list. Jeez. Going by what we've been shown, I'm pretty sure that the show is trying to say we're not getting any more flashbacks. I really hope we're not. I think so. That was fine. We've spent on the present day story. What is it? Maybe like 50 minutes out of the last four episodes. Like it feels like less than half of the show. And I'm pretty sure it is categorically less than half of the show at this point is present day story. And that's a choice that you can make. I don't know why. Doce of episode three was present day.  The episode two was the long. I think episode two was like 50 minutes or something. And that was that was like, like 90 percent of the Tuscans been a lot of time with the Tuscans in episode two. And eventually we just don't have anything really to show for it. We have a very short amount of time. There's seven episodes, which is short for a television show. They're not all 50 minutes. Some of them are real. Some of I think the first episode was only like 35 minutes. We don't have a lot of time and we've wasted a lot of time on things that we didn't need. And it seems like the yeah, I guess the whole point of the Tuscans was just so that Boba could say I'm merciful now and we can soften you. But again, it's really odd. You know how like when you talk about a story that comes along and kind of forgets what actually happens when it totally recontextualizes events? This is like within the same show. The Tuscans abducted you and tried to make you a slave. They didn't take you in. They only took you in after you provided them with some utility. Yeah. He was with them for years, which he didn't feel that way at all. No, I thought it was just like a week. It did seem like a week. Half of that was in slavery. Then he had his trip. He spent years with them. Why? Yeah, years.  Dinky boy. Din Jarin in the next episode. How exciting. That's really cool. We haven't crawled out of that pit where everything's just sort of things just sort of happen and there's no logical progression of any event be it big or small. Chasing droids in a kitchen and just like every fight nothing seems to make sense. I don't. What even was the point of the Sarlacc scene? Like what did that contribute to the story of an establishing with the characters of morons? The size of the Sarlacc pit. Oh, was that all it was for? Yeah.  So it may. Size of the charge down the Sarlacc's throat.   Because he was looking for the armor that he lost in there even though he crawled out with it and was awake when they got taken away. What does he think happened? Does he think he took his armor off and then left the Sarlacc? Like what? I was going to say, for some reason he's forgotten he had the armor on and he's forgotten the jar was knocked him out. Yeah. What happened in his mind? He's like, okay, I'm stuck in the Sarlacc. Step one, strip off. Step two, escape.   And it's like, you know, that's kind of rare. They usually tell you what the job is. You can accept and then it's your fucking, it's on you how you conduct the job. Yeah, in fact, generally your employers, especially because you're Boba Fent, they will set you up for success because they want the job finished. I know in Disney World, whatever Star Wars is now, I guess that just, that makes sense. So it's not going to happen. But if people want, it's like the army of the dead thing. If you want someone to complete a job, you want to tell them relevant information and you want to give them the equipment they need to do it. And you're certainly not going to go out of your way to hide your true intentions, to tell them to do a thing that will get them killed for some reason. You hire people because you want them to succeed. Yeah, you don't want them dead. Like the idea that he's like, oh, Darth Vader never would have cared about me.  You're useful. So you can, yeah. Maybe Disney writing Darth Vader, he would have had. Disney writing Darth Vader. He would have been like, oh, but I think I love you. In a back to tank. Oh, yes. In Darth Vader's black dome, they would have filled up from the, yeah, it would have filled up and it would have been like Cirque du Soleil in there. Kiss me in the back to tank. That's the episode's name. How can you kiss in a back to tank?  No, you take it off for a moment. Yeah.  In it. It really is just, it's awful. Mine fails me to comprehend what I was watching. The Starlack is stronger than the engines on this starship. Yeah. Well, you know, the Starlack, it's pretty strong, right? Clearly, very strong. Clearly don't understand Star Wars lore if you don't know that. Wasn't it, I'm sorry, wasn't it struggling to pull Lando inside of it? But apparently it can pull in a starship against its engine thrust power. That makes sense, doesn't it? Lando is really strong. He's got big muscles. Oh my goodness. I think the argument from Judges from watching it, I think they want to say the buttons in range of Boba, but he can't press it because he's just desperately holding onto the rusters to push them back. But at that point, you're just like, wait, why isn't it, why isn't the seismic charge drop a button you can reach from like your controls? And then because like she's in the, I guess, co, I don't even know it's co-pilot. I can't tell. Yeah, I guess co-pilot. But the way she reaches for it, it looks like it would be out of range for her if she were in the pilot seat anyway. Or else he just tell Boba Fett to do it. Which he's like, what are you doing?  That would never work because of the angle we're at. Yeah, if it deploys from the back, and what if it rolls onto the engine? What if it just didn't, like the way it projects, like it goes boom and then it very luckily slides down, slides, slides, and then drops right into where they need it.  And then it explodes at the right orientation. Oh boy. I remember in Rogue Squadron when you had the seismic charges, whenever you shot them out or drop them, they would always be oriented the same way. So you could align it to where you wanted it to be, you know? But this is just sort of, it's kind of like in Mando when they used it. It just so happens to be at the right orientation and goes off of the exact right time to do the things it needs to do. Whereas you don't even really, when it was used in the asteroid field, it doesn't really matter what the orientation was, it's going to blow up rocks and create asteroid travel going in all directions. Episode bad. That was really, really bad. Yeah, geez. But we got 370 war. Yeah, Mando, he's coming. And then Han Solo is going to come too. Everyone's going to come. No, Mando Solo. Oh my gosh. My buffet episode four. Absolute travesty. Trash fire. And I bet people love this. I bet people love it. Okay, bye. But you bring me. Here we go. Episode five. Get excited. I don't want to be here. Oh, I said get excited. That's an order. No. I am. I refuse to be excited. There was me thinking we get together to watch this amazing show and then you're like, fun isn't allowed. See, I had a long work day. It was pretty busy. And all I'm getting. Me, me, me.   He's quite smart. I'll have you know.  Whoa.  Hey, Mufli, remember how we watched Arcane last night? That was great. And now I have to watch this, which won't be great. He's saying that Arcane is better than Book of... I can't even finish the sentence. That's absurd. It's a little bit better. Just a little bit. Just a tiny little bit. Yeah, it's a little bit better.  Yeah, you're nitpicking too. I nitpick and play games. Sometimes I do that at the same time. Right, picking is the n-word. That's philosophical, I would say. Just some memes. Memes I want to show you guys. I'm excited for memes. Are any of them about here? So this one, actually, yes. This one got real high up on the Star Wars memes subreddit, which is a normie subreddit. That's why it got high up on there. It says... Not that one again. These dudes look like power rangers. They ruin Boba's character. Quit having fun! Wait, this is about the bikers or...? Well, it's just about being critical of the show that apparently you're the annoying person while everyone's having fun. And it's just like... This meme has never really made sense to me because it's like if you're complaining that they like barge into conversations to interrupt people having fun, then yeah, sure, but that doesn't happen. It's forums. We talk about... The idea would be that you've got someone who's just upset by the idea that someone's enjoying themselves with a show, which I'm sure you get. I'm sure you do get that, just as you get lots of people doing whatever, right? I feel like the comic...  You're not sitting there just going on screen. Like, you know that they exist and they upset you.   Quit hating. God, you did it. Just like that. I wonder if that's probably allowed, though. That's probably okay. Anyway, someone on the Molotov Reddit made this. I just... I'm abused by it. Like, you'll sad how a lot of potential is wasted with Boba. Yeah, his character's quite different. There's a lot of weird spelling in this. If you compare it to previous iterations, especially as dialogue's very weak. Interesting. I agree in concept. Substantiate that claim. Also, recent additions feel like... Recent additions feel like they clash tonally with Star Wars. Why you guys like this? Let me enjoy stuff. And it shows the meme. It's like... Gary, you can enjoy what you want. We're only discussing... Oh, my God, new Boba movie! Yeah! Gary, are you listening? Are you even interested in movie discussion? No? Okay. New Tower saying, yeah. New Tower. I love New Tower. Yeah. Long time ago. The galaxy far, far away. Bringing this gift from the twins. Perfectly healthy Rancor. Made out of C4. No. No, it's not. Okay, do you want to work for me? Book of Boba Fett and Gary. Oh, good. Boba's a very good job-haver. Yes. I like the explosion science on the Rancor. No, it's not. Safety first. C4 is written on its belly as well. Good stuff. That is this. I've tried to decipher this comic previously with no luck. So Frank's fair H2O and he got the tanks are mostly empty. Father, I'm so hungry. Oh, no. And he says, oh, God, please not again. Oh, there's an Iguata. Okay. So, so I guess the child, their crutch breaks. And that's that's bad. Little tiny Tim had his crutch break. His father has a gun on the desk like he's considered suicide.  I think. And then the Iguana. I imagine the implication is like the reality of the water-selling guy, but I don't get the final image. You know what I think? He broke his wooden thingy and now he has to use the nose guana to get a new stick. I think that's a stretch, though, because it's like why specifically the Iguana? That makes sense to me, though. That actually that actually is like, oh, like, I actually see a narrative in this series of images now. What am I looking at with I see the guy and then the Iguana, but what's underneath the Iguana? What is all of that? It's his house where he lives. Yeah, that's the little look-a-pot that they keep him in. Okay, all right. Oh my god, this is foul. I don't think nature is foul rags. It's beautiful. The truth is beautiful. It's a little bit of hot cream.  It looks like that purple creature from the... Grimace. Grimace. Grimace. Grimace is melting. Oh, dog, Grimace. The thing is, it has to lick up the cream, otherwise it'll run out. It's like a cycle. What is Grimace's thing? Because I get, like, McDonald is like the clown, and then you have the hamburger, and he's dressed as a burglar. But what is... Grimace is purple. Grimace is purple. Grimace is a character featured in McDonald's land commercials. He is a rotund purple being of indeterminate species with short arms and legs. He is known for his slow-witted demeanor. Imagine that as like one of the first things it says on your wiki page. Yeah, that's just the most important thing. Got to get that out of the way. His most common expression is the word duh before every sentence. Oh, originally Grimace was the evil Grimace with two pairs of arms with which to steal milkshakes. But after that first campaign, the character was revised to be one of the good guys, and his number of arms was reduced by two. Wow, it's like Disney wrote this. Honestly, they can't be villains anymore. They did. They character assassinated Grimace. Maybe Grimace fell in a sarlak pit and he no longer craved the milkshakes of other people. What is it about having four arms that's too villainous that when he's reformed, he has to be reduced to two arms? Yeah, I would rather be. If I was Grimace, I'd be very upset. I'd be like, okay, I get the character change, but don't take my limbs away from me. Well, do you think they like took him into a back room with a sore? Said let's make you a hero, Grimace. Yeah, that was the stipulation of the new contract and he really needed a job. His family was starving. They couldn't afford water. What is it? Don't respond to four armed heroes. They just, no, I couldn't afford water. But what you needed is some hero to go and reduce the price of water on his behalf. So I'll show you this picture and we can discuss. So there is a chest full of hamburgers. Some of them are cheeseburgers. We have the hamburger. I assume this is the chest where he keeps all of his stolen hamburgers, much like a Pokemon and a Pokeball. We have anthropomorphic fries, milkshake, and another burger. This one's dressed. The others are naked. You can sit in your buns.  There is a duck on the left. Whoa.  We don't talk about Mr. Grim. Well, this was leading up to the shadows. He was like Uncle Western or something. His name is, yeah, it's just the shadow. All I can think of is like the custard and the custard. I was about to say custard and matchup. Petchup and moustache. Petchup and moustache. The shadow creature is actually just representative of all the gunk and grease inside of a McDonald's kitchen. And that's the creature that forms. It's kind of like Grave Mind. We also have a pirate with a parrot on his shoulder. The parrot looks like he's not going to fall down in a second. That's a, but maybe that's the water one. That's a good grip. I don't know. I prefer the idea that there's a sitcom in a big house and Uncle Western is just this creature that moves by for a while and they acknowledge him, but they never speak to him. The sitcom should be they have to run a McDonald's and everyone has all their jobs and stuff to do. And they have to deal with the wacky shenanigans of the customers in this upside down topsy-turvy world where hamburgers are sentient. Dude, that's dark actually. Do the hamburgers have to reproduce to make children? Even the chicken nuggets have eyes on them that Nigel Thornberry has there. All of the chickens, the chicken nuggets have eyes. They're like, it's like a family. I think he's like a nugget scientist. He's like, when you've done too much world building and the food is creatures now.   Bingo. You get, you get 10 pooch points. You want to keep those, you want to save those for later. However, it all makes sense in the lore that this gentleman is actually an escaped Nazi scientist because of course he went to find a job with the whitest creature he could find. Ronald McDonald. He's pretty yellow. What if Ronald McDonald is actually red and that's the only part of his skin that doesn't have makeup on it? He blends in with the background. I love looking at the picture, the family picture every once in a while, just my eyes drift. Uncle Weston, like he's just, he's just there, so vacant. No one remembers him arriving or leaving. But he's on really good terms with Grimace. He's like the liaison for Mr. Shadow or whatever his name is. Grimace, what is Mr. Shadow? Okay, is he, is he all right? I don't know. I, yeah, he says so. He says he hates one of you in particular, but he's not specific. He's very passive aggressive. He won't turn up to any of the parties, but he'll go to Grimace's birthday. He says he watches us while we sleep. So anyway. We're here to watch the book of Boba Fett. Oh, another Boba Fett, I mean. I don't even remember saying this. There's an evangelist thinking you're dead, and then you have him literally like making sure the robot understands he's, he is a Roba Fett, but why? Roba Fett. Roba Fett. Man, we have to roll today. Match up and custard. Me and custard. I will play these clips side by side to make sure this is actually a thing that happened because I didn't even know.  Sounds like someone who wrote this wasn't thinking straight, you know? Maybe? Yeah. It's an advantage to people thinking you're dead. Who I am. I am Boba Fett. Wow. That was an amazing clip. I didn't know. I guess he did say that. Wow. Wow, he did. Yeah. Crazy. He would be happy with that. That's great. Apparently, you know, I figured this would happen because it's such a great painting, but I'm going to turn that into an NFT, you know? A cool, bold painting, an NFT. I don't know if you guys saw it, but... A group surrounded by NFTs. The one made an adaptation of the image, which I think is very accurate. Oh, that was great. Nice, let's see. Look at him. I stand with a lower class. Very classy. I like that a lot. That's awesome. That's great, yeah. Stickers of cane. And yeah, the only thing I got left before we started up is actually a video. Can you believe it? Oh my gosh. I can. I can believe that. Oh, there it is. Wait. Book of Boba Fett's spoilers. Look at the title, man. He's gone. It's too late. Are you kidding me?  You got wiped out while he was gone?  I like where this is going. Massacred them. Should have seen where Anakin did to them, bro. You really would have been mad then. What about the chief, the battle master? The battle master. Oh no, not him.  I don't think anyone survived. They killed everybody. They let no one live. Rest in peace to the most misunderstood clan. Can we go get let? Look at the opening scene. Is them enslaving and beating him with sticks? It's okay. That's their culture, Jay. Misunderstanding. I don't buy the reactions most of them anyway. What do you reckon they're fake? I'm just not sold on it. I don't think it's fake. I just don't think they care that much. Not really. Some of these people need to slip off a cliff. It hit Lazinger. I would posit that they know what reactions they're supposed to have at what scenes and they're knowing that. Like something sad happening with sad music. They're like, I should probably cry. Anything is possible, right? Because it could also just be working on them. I doubt it. Yeah. Moller, we just covered a video. The show is working on loads of people. They literally defended slavery in the last E-fab video we watched. True. It reminds me of the Blood on Shield thing where it's just like, man, they just tell you what to feel with the shots and the music, right? That's it. It doesn't matter what's happening. That's what they do. Yes. Yes.  I hope they sub it.  Thank God. No more people are going to get tortured because of the slay. Look at that. Shows like this is terrible. I'm like, no. This is good. That's a different one.  Every day they came in and tortured her a bit more, prodding her with sharp spears, slicing her body or beating her with the blunt shafts and short whips. It was more than a desire to inflict pain, Shmi realized, though she didn't speak their spoken language. This was the Tuscan way of measuring their enemies and from the nods and the tone of their voices, she realized that her resilience had impressed them. He could feel her wheezing as she tried to speak and knew that many of her ribs had been crushed.      You guys are fine.  Hello there, ladies and gentlemen. Hi. We've been through this a couple of times where it's like humanizing the Tuscans. Now that's cool. You can do that because I'm sure, you know, they've got their own stuff going on. I'm sure they're not all evil. Like they're smart enough to like wear clothes and use blasters, right? Like they must be something there, you know? Like there must be something to them, right? They must have their own thoughts and their own feelings and all that, right? Whatever they've got going on under that map. Like they're not literally animals. They are people of like, right? So you can explore what they've got going on. I don't understand why we're acting like even the ones from Book of Boba Fett are cool now. Like if they want to show us like a cool group of Tuscans to be like, hashtag not all Tuscans. Don't start by having them enslave Boba. When they dragged him across the desert through the sand with a sandstorm happening, it's like he kind of died really slowly.  They would just gone and captured someone else. Clearly the slaves are disposable with how cruelly they treat them. They've vanquished these interlopers and threatened our planet.   The syndicate approaches the random... Yeah, remember that conversation where he was like, don't betray me? And then they're like, okay. Remember when our friends were assaulted and their arm was ripped off and then you hired the guy and he's right over there? What's up with that, Boba Fett? Are you assuming that they're friends just because they look alike, Greg? Wow. They actually hated those guys. Yeah, I guess.  Our culture despises fun. I just realized we didn't do comment showcase. I forgot.  Could we do it? Do you pause and do it? I guess it's too late. We'll do a double one next time. Oh, boy. Do after the end of the episode? The episode hasn't even started yet. I haven't collected the comments, I'm afraid. Oh, that's cool. Okay. Ooh, meat. Yum. I love me some meat. Meat is deep.  It looks so normal, doesn't it? Yeah, it looks so normal. I guess on Tatooine, I guess that's how you do it. Somehow we doubt this is on Tatooine, but maybe. Everyone's evil here. Well, because it's, because it's, um, honestly, I think it's just good. Mander, where are the colors? Spear. I feel like it's not, uh-huh. No. Yeah. He just stands there so everyone can see him and then he comes through. Dude, he's so cool, right? Come on. I would like to purchase some meat. They did that damn. I want some beef. Everything he does.  When he finishes peeing, it would make that sound. When he ejaculates. This is very exciting. Yeah, this is really cool how he's walking around. We gotta, we gotta fill time, so. Man, the cape doesn't work when you're wearing the jetpack, huh? You just have to like move it down to the side. Yeah, that's the weird one. It must catch on fire often. No, it's made of, uh, flame-resistant retardant. What makes you think he's here? Oh, don't bring it. Oh, those things. What do you want of him? He owes someone important money. Important money? Important money, yeah. Unimportant money. If I see him, I'll let him know. It must be hard to talk with that prosthetic stuff on your face. I see him right now. That doesn't even look like him. How is the spear connected to him? They're not going. Magnets. Magnets. Wait! Best gun magnet. Oh, he's indestructible.  Would you look like the practical typhoon? Let's discuss our options. I'll try. Oh, god, the news is really struggling to talk. I can bring you in warm. I can bring you in cold. That's so strange.  Look at this. What a chat. He bit you. Uh-huh. Yeah. How do you manage it? Just shoot his armor quarts. Oh, he has a dark saber. That's so cool. Everybody aimed for his armor again. Oh, god, he got shot. I think he cut himself. I don't think he did it to himself. Yeah.  Stop it.  We're moving towards him. You know. Wait, now you got to take both halves in. That's gonna be annoying. You're so lucky the plot can't have you fail. People are screaming when they see this. It's embarrassing. At least somebody bit him. This is funny. Oh, I guess he's got the head. Yeah. Yes. I have no trouble with any of you. Whoa, they had a drop of blood there. The balls. Wow. It's green, so it's fine. You all can help yourselves to whatever you think you deserve from your former employer. Okay. I guess this business is done or is it closing now? Wait, do they think that everybody is here to protect the boss? Or I just work here, yo. Help yourselves what you think you deserve. What is that even mean?  Maybe he doesn't really have any. I don't know. They just... Maybe he was spending money on expensive stuff, and that's why he owes it all. There's loads of expensive stuff back there. Okay, so it's clearly going to be significant that Mando has a limp. Just straight up called return of the Mandalorian.  He's been gone for like six months. Wow. Oh, my gosh, we're in space in Star Wars.  Oh, my god, it's Halo.     Yeah, I was going to say this. Well, it's because Mando's in the episode. Now we get to do other things. Sort of interesting. Genuinely a Halo ring. Looks like it's moving a bit fast to be day nine. I guess there's a...  Yeah, it's gone wiser fast. That's pretty fast. Look, it's about to be daytime for Mando again.  Oh, the lights. Yeah, the lights seem really odd. Is the day night cycle for creatures on this planet super quick? Like they go to sleep, wake up, go to sleep, wake up. Well, the blood is gone. Works over by the time you get to work. Do you think they did that because they were like, well, we've got to show it being cool and light and things up. It's like, yeah, but that's not... That's a neat alien. Have a funny voice. Hey, he looks like the villain from Ratchet and Clank. He looks like Chairman Drac. You're right. No one like Mando walks to an elevator and expects not to be looked at. Oh, yeah.    Well, he's brought a head to it, so that's pretty neat. I really like the visual design of this location, which just feels like a shame. Don't put it on the table. Oh, don't put it on the table. Let's find a blood is gone. No, I can't take off my helmet. If you won't give me the information, someone else will. They really wanted that meal with him, huh? I can't see. I'd put that on ice if I were you. Also, we've done more in this set of minutes than we've done in all of the show so far. I'm actually like not unimpressed. Yeah, I'm actually interested in this to some degree.  He's bounty hunting. He's bounty hunter work.  I think he's been injured on the job. You want to put the cream on that? Yeah, with some hot cream. Yeah, that's great. Also, the camera's not cutting a lot. Look at that. No, it isn't. This actually feels like hair and attention has been put into it. I'm really liking the location design. Who directed this? This one is Bryce Dallas Howard actually. It wasn't the previous one. It was this one. She's the one that made the ATST episode, Rags in season one. Oh. Right now, it's better than anything in all three shows. Yeah, this is easily the best thing.  Right? Yeah. We've gone to locations. Yeah, we're just sort of... We're not on Tatooine! Woo!  I feel like we're just developing him by seeing him go through his day. Thank you for the noise. He's so desperate to throw that noise in. That was a tiny door. Let's see if the spear hits the top of the thing. Is the station really that narrow? There's just space down there? Presumably, they've got the same technology as the hang of bays do. Well, if you fall, you can use your jetpack, right? And you'll be fine. To be fair, you could probably just do that to get down. Especially if your leg's fucked, right? This is an interesting concept for a space station. Yeah. Especially considering the architecture. You can't use straight beams in a lot of places. It has to angle so that it fits together. What's the blacksmith?  Oh, she's still has blacksmithing tools. She's got a smith in the middle. Dude, they're like religious implements at this point. They're not even like... Yeah, it's okay. Can you fix my leg?   You're alive, I guess. Let me remember if that was one we sold before. Yeah, he's the one with the big gun. I'm sorry for your sacrifice. There are three of us now. Jesus Christ! Three Mandalorians in total. I guess people who really like Mandalorians like the show, even though this show just dumps all over them in terms of intelligence. The Empire, they lasted less than 30 years. Mandalorians have existed 10,000. I'm looking at them now. Surely, surely there can't be three Mandalorians left because we've got like Bo-Katan and shit, right? Mandalore is the Dark Saber. Are they not Mandalore?  Do you understand its significance? Whoever wields it can lead all of Mandalore. Wow, three people. If this is won by creed in battle, it is said one warrior will defeat 20. That's what I meant. Dude, she's such a law-dumber. Honestly, it's a good-looking weapon. It's called the Dark Saber. It's black. Yeah, that's fine. Jay, that's energy. The Four Winds like Earth? You couldn't have changed the number so that to imply it's an alien? It's okay. Okay. I've met Jedi. Why are you just like Boba? I grew up surrounded by Jedi.   There's three of you. Where aren't you helping? Do you just have a forge here that you can move a bin and... Yeah. Okay, all right. Wow, you got all your stuff too? You had them already. She was holding them in her hands and she got them out of the shell thing. Man, it just feels like... I found all these Beska things. You can't thrust it hard enough though. Like, there's no way you could apply enough force with that spear to go through the armor. This is Star Wars. It'll take like a little poke. Wait, is he melting the spear? I guess to get into something else? It's supposed to be armor, not weapons because that's the way... Oh, okay. Steel is meant for armor, not weapons. Since you forego a signet, I shall use the access to forge whistling birds. Not weapons. The hilt is of a quality of Beskar I have never seen before. It was forged by the Mandalore Tar-Visla. Not weapons. Have you ever heard of... I don't know. I'd have a couple Beskar bullets, I suppose, just in case. Don't seem to exist in this universe. That's a big thing she said. It compares to this Beskar. So surely he'd want to keep it then because, you know, what if someone else has Beskar armor that he wants to kill? No, because that's the way. It's the way, Joe. The way is working out really great. Well, you know what? If someone has Beskar armor that he wants to kill, he should probably stay in for their armor parts. Yeah, it's true. Had our sect not been cloistered on the moon of Concordia, we would have not survived the Great Purge. Yeah, because Mandalorians are great. They can't take on Stormtroopers. Oh man, what are we doing now? Does Mandalor not have an air force? Or a navy? I don't know if they have Beskar armor. Oh my god, that's a lot. That's a lot of empire, huh? The Knight of a Thousand Tears. Man, if I was in that situation, I would cry. Oh my god, it's the robot, yay. Feminator. Again, it's still way more interesting than anything we've had. Oh yeah. Sure, yeah. The imagery of those Scoutroids is... I do really like them. I really like the way they look. Yeah. Honestly, this episode is bizarre. Well, this is us setting up Season 3 of Mando. This is in our Boba Fett show? In our useless motherfucking who cares Boba Fett? These are like the same show, right? Like, you just... I don't think so. This is just Season 3 of Mando because you lack a lot of context with this if you haven't seen Mando. It feels like Season 3 Episode 1 of Mando. It doesn't feel like Boba Fett because Boba Fett is much cheaper in layman. No, but imagine watching this show. Like, imagine watching the Boba Fett part where he's just like, he gets his armor back and it's like, oh, I just guess he has his armor back now. You have to watch Mando to understand that. What shall I forge for the Foundling Grogu? Oh, you're making stuff for Grogu? Wait, so you're gonna get some baby Yoda armor? Is that what we're doing? Yeah. Chainmail? Chainmail? Floth. It's Vescar, yeah, a Vescar napkin. I'm sorry, how did the spear fit into that?  There's other parts. I guess the other parts. Yeah. Oh, she's trying to train him now? Wait, so her foraging tool's a Vescar? She's spun around, that's cool. I guess so. Yeah. Surely this is dangerous. Yeah, she doesn't want to train with what? They only had him fall so they could jet back and back up. That was so funny. He's like, uh, uh. He just completely went limp, how long? Good. Don't drag it. We're standing on this. He said it's getting heavier with every blow. Why is it heavy? How is it getting heavier? Oh, no, it's getting very light, right? It's just bullshit, I think. She's so cool. I don't understand how it's heavy. How do they practice with like these deadly? If he gets one head on her, then... How is she stronger than him? I don't understand. Also, she's just doing fine. She's literally having a forge tool, a lighter apparently. The assistance without insight will lead to the same outcome. Your body is strong. Apparently he's using it wrong and that's making it all heavy, I guess. What? Yeah, that's what I said. I don't understand this. How is he fighting against the blade apparently? He's doing it like it's 20 pounds. And the dark saber belongs in someone else's hand. Oh, my God. Maybe. And now it belongs to me. Fight, fight, fight. And how I will win it from you. There's three of you. Could you do this later? You agree. He's like, I'm tired from the fight. No. I do. You know what?  I don't even care. Oh, okay. What if he said no? Does he just get it by default? Yeah. What happens?   What if he said... I agree that the big guy just goes, Oh, I wasn't serious. He was just kidding.  What if he just drops it off the edge of the platform? Go get it. No jet packs. I'll be cheating.  Knock them off the edge is way quicker to kill now. Carrier. Guys, there are three of you. Can you do this later? When one of you dies, there's only two left.  Isn't he tired from the... You have a knife? What? That shield is so... It doesn't even cover your hand. Man, you'd think you'd have seen those shields more... Oh, girls, great stuff.  You aimed like right for the shield too. Of course. Hey, where's the shield gone? Turn it off. I think you turned it off. I don't know. The Darksaber. So this guy is way bigger and stronger than you.  The way he swings it around too. It's like it's 20 pounds. Yeah. They just throw these into your way. What happened here? Oh. Oh.  Wow, you threw him onto another thing. Is he not one then? Oh, God, it's heavy for him too. I guess that's a thing now. I don't understand why.  Don't use the Darksaber.  Just beat him up. Yeah. I can't believe how heavy stuff you're good with. Was it always this heavy? Or did they make that up? They made that up. Oh, look at this. Oh, this is heavy. It was working fine for him. Yeah.  You were doing great too.  Have you ever removed your helmet? No. Has it ever been removed by others? Never. This is the way.   He's like, no. Yes, of course. I have to like... Yeah, they have removed their helmets. We know that's true.  I have.  And I don't want to be one.  Now there's two. Nice. Yeah, good job. This is why there's none of you left.  One may only be redeemed in the living waters beneath the mines of Mandalore. What? He has to store the living ones all Mandalorians. What more do you need?  Yeah, right. We have to put a gecko in your nose, Din Djarin.  You don't like the things you see. You know, I think things were great when I was just bounty hunting.  Taking this with me. Yeah, because I still won. Just saying.  Not a Mandalorian. The two of you can sit here and rot for all I care. Yes, I will.     Aren't I good? Aren't I the greatest lore master? It's like, great. Now there's only two of us again. And one of us is me. And the one who left is the one who has the sword that gives him the right to control our entire civilization. Mandalorian weapons are part of my religion.  If you wish to discuss this with my supervisor, I will gladly book you on tomorrow's flight. Fine. Wow, you just gave him up that easily. That easily. Wow, wait, wait. You didn't, no, get a new plane. Get a new thing. Just go get a new. Whoa, that's the way that those are disarmed. Why are you not just getting on a different flight? Oh, so funny. I can't believe he's giving up all of this. This is amusing. It's a Liberator pistol. It's a World War II Liberator pistol.  That's not a weapon necessarily. The Darksaber is just in the little leaf case. And this thing. I'm, but I'm also non-thrusting now.  He's like, I can't do that. That's my religion. And it's like, do it. And he's like, okay. They said that they could book him in for another flight like tomorrow. If you talk to the supervisor, yeah, which if this is religious, you may be able to get some kind of deal. And he just, and he just got paid for a job. Just hire Han Solo or whatever to drive you someplace.  Yeah. Well, look, you're all right. No way he's comfortable with losing all of that. That's adorable. Man, Lauren's weird. Don't talk to him.  Just like, it's just like a joker. Oh my God. It's like a joker. Give him a card that's that I'm retarded. Please. If you opened up, you can look at it properly. It's back. His jetpack has a seat. Oh, it looks like it. You always feel like person of public transport with that backpack on the seat. Why were you here? Why here? Wait. So what he randomly happens to be on this planet right after Boba Fett says, I know someone we could hire. What are they on? It's very small. I don't know the timeline yet. Oh, maybe Boba's already sent him a message. Like, hey, no, this is the ship that the Pikes came in on. So he came on the same ship. Surely this is a regular transport, though. Oh, maybe. I'm pretty sure I recognize the same shot. Oh, wow. So that was just that was just the exact same one, huh? You think that they could afford better robots for their staff? He actually didn't need to, like, them getting rid of his weapons wasn't a plot point. It just happened because. Yeah, just seen. No, go away. What are you? Why did you shoot? What are you shooting? You're shooting your own stuff. Maybe that's why the droids are afraid. Do you have to aim? Do you not have sights on that thing? That poor droid looks terrifying. Also, I don't understand. I feel so sorry for that little pit droid. Well, why is there a creature eating droids? How does that even work? How do you aim that thing? Do you just point and hope? Blood the bus. Yeah. It's a laser blast.  Is Mando gonna save her? Oh, instantly. Right as I say it. Okay. Yeah, that's us. Yeah, that's that's a great clip for the episode. It's just us doing that. I'm not gonna. You said you found me a replacement for the Razor Crest. Yeah, that's right. That's all I said. Just bring the cash. Why did that need clarification? Except for that was strange. How did I count it? No, trust me. What message? Oh, yeah, that message I sent you. How did that? Are you going to count that? Can you just tell by weight? Oh, so you're telling her how to count it? Look at you. Right this way. Look at you. Look at you. You're counting something that's been... Maybe they agreed on it before. I think she trusts him. No, it's already too small. I could tell it's already too small. I have to fit like cryo freezing chambers and... Yeah. I'll raise him. Yeah. It can't be that hard to acquire a spaceship in Star Wars. Oh, wait. That's not a joke. This is a joke. Where's the Razor Crest? I never said I had a Razor Crest. I said I had a replacement for a Razor Crest. This is an N1 Starfighter. Handmade for the Royal Guard. And commissioned by the Queen of Naboo. Yeah, it is. Yeah, I thought so.  I don't care what it is. I can't carry my stuff in it. I feel like it's so indicative of what's gone wrong, but like now you have to pillage the prequels as well to get people excited. But like this is clearly not suitable for my needs. Yeah. Yeah, like it may well be a cool ship with it. It's not a ship that I need. Yeah, this is obviously doesn't work. Yeah, it doesn't suit his requirements at all. It's like if I asked, hey, I need a van because I need to make deliveries. It's like, here's a motorbike. It's like, I said I needed a van. Hey, look, this is my cool motorbike. It's like, yes, cool. I said I need a van. This is a single seat Starfighter. I can't use this for long trips across the galaxy.  Yeah. Imagine having to sleep in this vehicle. Exactly.  God, I didn't even think of pissing. I will say that's a bit out of character. Well, this creek is even that fast. What did you do that for? Why'd you do that? It's like a Tuscan Raider. Oh, a bit fell off it. This woman is clearly not trustworthy and you need to leave. She's crazy. This woman is Destiny's enemy. I feel like there's clearly a lot more work that needs to do it on this ship. Lots, lots. It's not got most of its bits on. Oh, she wants him to help. No. I'm not going to help. Did he agree now? Of course he is. Just focus right here. Yes. Yes. Thank you. You have a light. Where did your light go? You put it on your helmet in season one episode two. No. The Jawas had a Turbonic Venturia simulator from a Galactic Republic-era Starfighter. Well, they didn't have it. They got it. From where?  The Jawas. I gave him a list. The parts.  Do they remember Mando? He got him an egg. They know he murdered many of their kind. Oh, wow. He disintegrated most of the Jawas. Oh, wow. They were there. Wow. They were just waiting off-screen. They were listening. Like... If I give them a list of parts, could they get them for me? That would be awful.  He just writes Razor Crest on the list. That's all it is. Just bring him one. The parts you want, the specs you need. And I'm going to make it work, all right? I dated a Jawah. Okay. You dated a Jawah? You dated a Jawah? Why would you do that? What do they look like under their hoods? No one know I'm scared. Just go find the parts.  Yeah. Now this is Star Wars. It'd be a girl Jawah. Why do we care? Why are you buffing the outside? Do you not have more pressing concerns mechanically? There's animals in there. Man, it's great that you paid her to work on the ship. Yeah, I know, right? I'm just, you guys, I feel like a starship is an extremely complicated and very, very difficult thing to build. Like you need professional companies assembling these in factories. I don't remember him agreeing that he would have this ship, by the way. She said, like, I'll fix it and then he could decide. That, but... Yeah, that's what she said. Even though he's fixing it. And it's still at one seat of Starfighter's design. Yeah, no, there's cutting up the exhaust manifold venting button. Oh, okay. Don't shoot that. It'll explode. That plug position is funny. Whether it's the front or the back of the droid. I guess they've got an amp up the queue. Now that they've got a... Is that the robot from the Jedi fallen order game?  I'm sorry, Jay. They got you. You know how lucky you are that I got my hands on this, baby? These are a lot harder to come by than some plain old razor crest. Yeah, but it's so small.  A diamond is harder to come by than a Chevy Silverado, but one of them is more suited for certain things that you understand what I'm trying to say. So they remodeling it silver instead of the original yellow? Yeah. But a mountain.  How many animals are in there? Jesus. Are they going to die when you take off? Yes. Are they going to die in space? Are they going to suffocate horribly? Oh, look, it's the stick from New Hope. They used it to try and stop the crashing factor of that stick. Is it? Oh, really? Okay. Looks like the exact same one. We'll have to check it and post. Is it just for the reference of that white? It's here. Thanks. Thanks. What? What? Are you kidding me? What did you do that for? You're going to spoil it. A quarter dollar. He'll be dancing for hours.  You already look bad.  I got to get an exhaust manifold ventilator button hatch. Give the money and then check if it fits. Can we be done with that now?   Yeah, there it is. That's not done yet, right? But this is not suited for your needs. You need it. Yeah. Like, yeah, it's a cool ship, but it's unseen. Okay, you could dock this into your actual ship. Yeah, floating. What happened to the droid port? I hogged it out. I figured with your disposition, you'd want to forgo the astromech.  But his attitude with droids has been extremely inconsistent in a bizarre way because the writing in the show is crap. Is that on the back? Is that the little separate bubble for your kids from the home car? That's for the Hikikari Grogu around. That's a good reference, Jay. Thank you. We've had a Simpsons reference in almost every episode. I just wanted to say at the end, it's like, yeah, that's cool. It's still small. Give me another one. Yeah, where do I keep my stuff? How do I sleep? You owe me money because I helped you with this. I think she's ready. Ready? She'll ever be. Really? Oh, that's like parts missing, right? Start her up. I guess that is... Really? Yes. Just how it looks. That's the aesthetic. That's the aesthetic. Not finished. She's like, you know what, this car has like... Broken is not aesthetic. Is half of this episode putting this shitty spaceship together? Well, it already has been. Not the sound of this episode one. I don't know where the trigger is. Shouldn't we run a diagnostic first? Yes. Yes. No, it's fine. Don't worry about it. The engine is wobbling. It's just... I shit, man.  The engine is... Look how much the engine's wobbling. I can't believe this. This is even the story. Like... Oh, she's got a replacement shift for the razor crest that I shall pay for. No, it's not at all that, and I have to build it. Oh, God. Are you allowed to fly this load of the town? Matt, no, I would be surprised that you are. I imagine that and that kicks up an insane amount of dust. You're used to a gunship, but she's a starfighter. So fly her like one. It's okay. How come there was that mean? It's good advice. Fly her like the ship that she is. It's got to be really annoying if people do that over town. And it kicks up huge clouds of dust. Man, you are... Jeez, you are... What a risky thing to do with a ship you barely had tested or used.  They're actually doing phantom menace nostalgia though. I know. Controls are real savvy. How's the maneuverability? Yeah, his helmet's like bumping the top of the thing. Yeah, it's really...  Come up to beggars canyon. Ah! Narrow. Oh, look, it's the pod race place.  Wow. Matt. Remember, episode one. Now remember, Anakin is the only human who could pod race, but apparently Din Djarne is such a good skilled pilot. He could do this in a starfighter at higher speeds. Wow! I just want him to get shot by Tusken Raiders now while he's flying there. Wait, are we going to space? Be careful, bro. Are you allowed to do that? Just take a starfighter right next to a commercial airliner? Think that they'd have an issue with that? Especially with the weapons.  Not yet, anyway. Oh, wait, no. I forgot to install the inertial dampeners. No. This can't be allowed. Yeah, like... This is very dangerous. Wow, they do make that sound for everything. Yeah. Are you not going to pass out? I tho