Hi, I'm Layla and welcome back to baking with Layla. Today I'm going to be making sugar cookies. Now the first thing we need to do is get a bowl that is microwave safe. You need two sticks of butter and I cut them up so it would be easier to put them in the bowl. We're going to put them in the bowl, this. After I put two sticks of butter in, we're going to go through the microwave and I'm going to put it in for 15 seconds. Oops. The butter should be softened, not melted. So if you can see, it's very easy for me to just touch them and it's soft. That's what we want. So we're going to take the bowl and put them in the big bowl. Okay, so the butter is in my bowl. So now I need one and one fourth cups of sugar. So this is my sugar. I'm going to get one cup. So this is one cup and it's complicated. Okay, okay, that kind of works. Now you can see that there's kind of like a mountain of sugar. I want to flatten that out so I know that I have that amount or else I'll be able to pour too much in. So this is perfect. So I'm going to go ahead and pour this in with the butter. Now I need my quarter cup. So I'm going to use this and I can, stripping it doesn't really work. That is my fourth and I'll pour that in with the butter too. I just need to take a look at the recipe and I'm going to cream together the butter and the sugar. So I'm going to take it over here and I'll have that in the mixer. And I'm going to mix it until it is cream together. So it looks like the butter is just kind of goo.  So you can see that my butter and my sugar went together. So now it's a sugary butter. And now I am going to add one egg. So now this is what it should look like and we're going to go back with the mixer and we're going to mix it all together for 10 Mississippi's. Okay. Okay. Since I cut it short. A little extra. Yeah. This is what it should look like the little bit more shivery than it did before. Yeah. Looks more lemony. So next we need to add two teaspoons of vanilla. Ooh. This is my one teaspoon. I'm going to need to use two. Love vanilla. So that's my one. One. It comes out fast. That's my two. You want to make sure you're not just eyeballing it or else your cookies will be too vanilla-y and it won't taste as good because it will kind of be clumpy. Yeah. Next I need to mix this all together until it looks combined. Okay. So this is what it should look like. Like looks exactly like dough. It would be kind of squishy. If it's not kind of sticking to you and it's not, if it's not sticky, then it's not righty. One of the mistakes you can make a lot is only put in one stick of butter. Okay. So I'm going to get rid of everything that I don't need. So I'm going to clean up everything. We have our dough and I cleaned up my work space. So now you should have a tray. You should have some parchment paper. You should have sugar and a bowl. So what we're going to do with the sugar and the bowl, this is the first step we need to do. So I take my sugar and since they're sugar cookies, it won't really be sugar cookies without this part. So we're just going to pour sugar into a bowl. We can always get some more later and that is good. So we will save, I'm going to put this over here so it's not in my work space. So now I have my bowl of sugar and I have my parchment paper and I have this. So I'm going to take my parchment paper and I'm going to bring it out enough that I can bake with it. Okay. You can either use cooking spray or butter or whatever you want to use, but I'm using parchment paper because I just think it's quicker. So now that I have this, I'm going to take my batter and I need an ice cream scoop. So if you have an ice cream scoop at home, you need to use that. And I will be right back once I get my ice cream scoop. So I'm back with my ice cream scooper and all I'm going to do is take one scoop of my dough and I'm going to kind of pat it down.    So it doesn't matter what size pan you have. If it's like this big of a pan, then yeah, you're going to do more than I'm doing. But if it's this big of a pan, you're just going to do a two by three. So I have my second ball and I'm just going to do that. And I will come back on when all of my cookies are done.  Okay, so now we have our six cookies and what we're going to be doing is we're going to be putting them in the oven that is preheated to do 100 of them. I'm just going to slide those in and that's what they look like. I'm going to leave these on for 10 minutes. So let's wait until they're done. Okay, so my 10 minute timer went off and so now it's just time to pull out the cookies. They're not ready if you don't have, if they don't have golden brown on the bottom. What's that in my cell? Okay, it is hot. Put the cooking pans not on flat. The flat surface, put it on something that elevates that. They look so good. They should be brown on the bottom and right now you have to be really gentle with them because they're kind of flimsy, but once they cool, they're going to be hard. Hard or more stable? More stable.  I've had you cookies before and I love them. Okay. So this is what they look like and we'll come back once we make another batch and once these cool. So they came out of the oven and this is them off the pan. When they're off the tray, they should be golden brown on the bottom, not like black or brown. They should be golden brown because that means they're done if they're not yet and you need a few more minutes. You will have enough dough to make a completely another batch, maybe even like a little bit less than three, but you can do the same thing to repeat the process. If you want it to go quicker, when you're first making the cookies and you can use two trays, do it two at a time, I just think it's easier to do it one at a time. So we'll be back once the cookies are cooled and we have some milk and we're going to see how they taste. This is really good.


Oh no, okay, well that's the end of that car. Hello everybody, I'm EvilRabbit. We're here on BeamNG at Simply Sideways Park in our 180SX. We're gonna go sideways with this Street 180. Make sure you guys follow me on all social media, all the sponsors are in the description box below. Let's get to it. So we're in the 180, we're here at the Simply Sideways Drift Park and we're gonna just go full send with this 180 and see what we can do, what do we got? We got Spectator Parking, Driver and Crew, okay? We're gonna go this way. It looks like it's got a lot of fun little S's and stuff so we're just gonna go full send already. Apparently the car really wants to go sideways already.  I don't know which way I was gonna go, I don't know which course. You know we're gonna try and wall tap that. Here we go, we got it. Little 180 gets down. Definitely a fun configuration on this car. Oh, exhaust damage. What? They get a lot louder. Think we bottomed out our exhaust. Oh no. Oh, okay. Well, that's the end of that car. That would be the end of our drift day. We're gonna try it though. No way. That would be the end of our drift day. We're gonna get a new car. I wanna try and wall tap that but apparently I hit that way too hard. It'd be nice to just pop a tail light on that. We're gonna try to move back around and do it. As I say that, we got the wrong way. Too much counter steer or too much angle, not enough counter steer. My goal is gonna be to wall tap that. Maybe one more go around around the circle and then we're just gonna continue drifting on track. Then we're near it. Maybe we can wall tap this one. What we smacked into. I mean, that's kind of a wall tap. That's more of a wall hit.  But I don't think we messed up the physics of the car. Oh, I think I'm gonna adjust some wheel physics here. We did a little force feedback adjustment. Oh yeah, that's much better. Bumped it up to a hundred. Oh, there's a little bumper tap. Bumped our force feedback up to 170 and it definitely feels so much better. It's a fun little drift track. I really would like a server on this track with some street cars. This 180 is getting down though. Oh, wall tap, wall tap this one. Oh, there's a wall tap. Track of tail light. Oh, that's a wall hit. Oh my God. Yeah, that was not a gentle hit. So if we were doing this like an actual drift day, we would have already been gone three times over because we're just not scared of walls. But I am definitely really liking this 180 except for when you hit the brake the wrong way because I don't think I have to break set up very well in this car for left foot braking. Nope. There's another wall tap. Dragon bumper, it's fine. We're gonna flick it off at some point. Oh, there we go. Oh, that was actually a solid tap in this car. Finally lost our bumper. 180 is seen better days. Busted up rear. Oh no. So we did get a couple more tracks and I think we're going to send it to one of those tracks right now. So we did get down here, we do have Limerock and Rotolano. So we're gonna go hit up Limerock. There's a small drift section. We're gonna hit up the Limerock drift for a little nostalgia of what we're used to drifting. If you guys wanna keep seeing beam here on the channel, let me know down in the comment section down below. It's a very rude version of Limerock, very old version of Limerock. Yes, very old version of Limerock, I think. So I think we're gonna go to the main map. Can we go to the big map from here? Yes, we can. Gonna go to the start line and run the full track for the little, I guess we'd say Forza nostalgia. Was running Limerock all the time on Forza Motorsports. I think we need to adjust those brakes. The car does not have enough power. I don't think this car has enough giddy up. We may have to do some engine work on this, but it's great for street car. There we go. No, as I say that, I need more steering angle. I think we need to throw a bunch more caster in this and try and get some more angle in this car. We need more turbo is what we need. I almost lost my grip on the wheel there. I mean, I did, but we almost crashed the car. No, we're dead. Are we gonna save it? I don't know how we saved that. So I can say, if you guys want to keep seeing more here on theme, let me know down in the comments down below. We're gonna try a really fast entry like we used to in Forza. Got started around the start line. Nope, that's not gonna happen. Oh. Oh. Um, yep. We're dead.


So this is our perfect society and social studies we had to create utopia using this merge cube this right here is What our jobs are and the government basically so she's excited because she's 21 she can vote now and If you go back you can see the map And then if I tilt it Here are some resources that we have such as fish Seafood the Sun lumber rich soil fruits fresh water and we got to the end we got the Natural or where people would live mm-hmm. That's right here is all our food supplies a park we have the houses with animals in the back and Here We have these are also All the jobs that our society gives such as doctor teacher cleaner farmer Then here is people just talking about Jobs in general that I'm so happy that we that jobs are owned by the community And there's no money and that so they basically don't get money so they don't worry about being Like we're not having a house or something And This is the geography section so we had a lot of forest it where we chose and there's a bunch of sea animals Like fish turtles sharks alligators manatees snakes


Okay, we're back. This is Dave Vellante at Wikibon.org and this is Silicon Angles theCUBE. We're here at 590 Madison Avenue. IBM had a big announcement today. All in, a billion dollar investment in Flash. And we're here with Laura Gio, who's the business line executive for storage, a CUBE alum. Laura, welcome back. Thanks for coming on. Thanks, Dave. So, big news today. You guys announced an investment of a billion dollars in Flash. You announced some competency centers. You rebranded the Texas Memory Systems products. So, you must be excited. We're very excited. Great announcement today. This is going to revolutionize the industry in our view. As you heard earlier from Steve, this is a tipping point when you talk about storage and what we can do for clients. The customer stories were good.  It was interesting just to hear them talk about how they're dropping this system in and has immediate impacts on their business. People used to think Flash was very expensive and it is still relatively expensive, but they're finding ways to justify it, aren't they? What are you seeing in the customer base? Absolutely. When you look at tier one storage that clients have today and the actual costs that they're spending on that, this is right in line with those costs. So, as you heard a number of clients say today, they're calling this their tier zero environments. And from a cost perspective, really helps them out in their infrastructure. Add to that the reduction in costs in floor space and electricity and power and all those other things associated. So, when you're in the field with customers, what are you seeing? Are they starting to do serious business cases? Are they just saying roll it in? What's the dynamic like? What's the conversation? I think you're seeing a couple of different things. Some clients are rolling it in and putting it within their infrastructure, but it's really a phased approach. And one thing that we announced today was the combination of the Flash systems with sand volume controller. This allows a client to very easily roll it into their infrastructure, utilize what's already there and add that Flash device and see the benefits immediately. Yeah, so the number of the customers were saying that basically they're looking at Flash as just another tier zero. They're going to keep everything else intact behind the SVC. SVC has really kind of changed. That whole storage hypervisor has really changed the way in which a lot of people provide storage, pick up stranded assets. I was surprised a little bit to hear they're putting Flash behind it. You don't think of Flash as being isolated, but it's still able to dramatically improve the performance of the systems. Is that what you're seeing in the field? Absolutely. But people are putting this behind SVC as opposed to isolating. Yeah, so clients have really adopted SVC over the 10 years that it's been in the marketplace. This is a great way for them to have that insurance policy to start with. They put it in their infrastructure, but it's not all in in the beginning. They see how it reacts there and then I think over time you're going to see them going to complete Flash systems. Yeah, so the competitive landscape is starting to heat up. I mean essentially you had a lot of startups come out of the gate, you've had Flash on the server side, you've had all Flash arrays. The Texas Memory Systems acquisition for you guys really got you into the game in a big way and now you're making further investments. Talk about that a little bit, the progression, where IBM has come from and where it's going. So we've been looking in this space for quite some time now. We've OEM'd some of the vendors that we've been utilizing. We found this company, we've invested in them, brought them into the fold. The engineering aspects of what Texas Memory brings to the table plus the billion dollar investment that we're doing in R&D is going to make this the top notch leader in the marketplace. So where are you guys at now in terms of scaling TMS? They obviously didn't have the marketing and global reach that IBM had. Are you where you want to be now? It's still got a little bit more to go. Are you on the rocket ship? Where are you? We're on the rocket ship right now. I mean, we just got them into the fold. They're a great engineering company and that's what we look for when we bring companies into the IBM fold. What they needed is the power of IBM behind it, the sales, the marketing, all those tools to really advance this. That coupled with research and development where we're in number one and have been for 20 years, nothing's going to beat us out there. So Laura, you run the entire portfolio but where does Flash fit in? You've got a sort of a separate Tiger team approach going on with Flash and how does it relate to sort of your overall portfolio? Share with us that. So like any acquisition, they're kind of held off to the side in the beginning, getting their feet on the ground, getting things rolling out. But from a storage perspective, very much being integrated across the portfolio from the enterprise side all the way down to the store-wise family of offerings and how that fits in. So clients can't just look at this as a tier zero offering. They can actually start looking at this as how do I help my medium-sized businesses here? So what do you think? Does tier zero kind of eat tier one and then tier one just sort of gets repositioned as part of the bit bucket? What's your scenario? What are customers telling you in terms of how that whole tiering will play out? I think right now since it's in a new spot within their infrastructure, they're trying to figure that out. So for now calling it tier zero, it could completely replace that infrastructure. What they're trying to balance is what is the value that it brings to my company and what changes do I need to make to implement it? Like anything new, there's a little skepticism early on, but I think once again being able to introduce it in the overall array behind a sand volume controller is a great way to start. Yeah, so in a lot of that value you're seeing today is the pure economics of not doing things like short stroking disks and wide striping and all these unnatural acts that we talk about. Longer term, do you see the potential to even create more business value by changing applications and then changing the way in which system infrastructure is designed? Absolutely, looking at analytics and what we can do with Flash and the analytics. I think what you see and IBM's the only company that can do that is that blur those lines over time between storage and processor in memory work with Flash near line. What is it that we can do? And then from an analytics perspective, being able to have clients solve those problems quickly. We heard an example today about being able to catch the bad guys quickly, being have a millisecond response times, being able to access that data, process it and then respond to that quickly. So you're in the field, you spend a lot of time with customers. Why do you win? Why sometimes don't you win? I think we win because we have that end-end solution for clients. Sometimes maybe if we don't win, clients are stuck into that very siloed infrastructure. I heard a comment today talking about IT. Is it infrastructure technology or is it information technology? We're really an information technology company and we're trying to get away from those silos of just talking about storage in that silo. Takes a while but we're getting there. All right, Laura, great to see you again. Always a pleasure. Thanks for coming on theCUBE and thanks for watching everybody. We'll be right back with our next guest here from 590 Madison Avenue at IBM. This is theCUBE. I'm Dave Vellante of Wikibon.


Oh, hey, Queston, are we, we live? Lovely to meet you, man. We met, Queston came over a couple of hours ago. We got Queston filling in for Brown, and we will, you know, we'll have a quick chat to Queston, get his side of the story. And yeah, just see how you go today.  Your brothers. Do you guys even go live? What do you mean, man? Well, we actually live. Yeah, live right now. I'm not sure what love means, but it's just a word we use. It's just a word we are live. Yeah, whatever.  What do we do last week? On Sunday, we caught up with Jaden, Prasad and Oste.  We won.  They are like very good soccer players. And we had a discussion amongst our tocker players ourselves. We're like, oh, do you reckon if a really good soccer player played? Do you reckon they beat us? And everyone's like, oh, yeah, no, they definitely beat us. They definitely beat us. No, Michael and I won seven five, seven five.  OK, you've got no court position. You've got to have tactics for serving placement.  And we won.  We did. They were so cut. We even had a hundred dollar bet or two hundred dollar bet on the second set. And we won. And we won. So we are officially the best tocker players probably in the world, which means that you can't just pick up a ball and be the best tocker. That's what that means. Yeah, you need a bit of practice. You need to know the game. They didn't know where to stand. They didn't know what was going on. But they were fully like, like, where are we? Like, let us go. We had had a couple of marijuana cookies. Yeah. But that made us play better. That was probably our advantage as well.  Yeah. Because that's an essential part of talker, right? Exactly. And from a work's point of view, with Jack asked, they want us to do a bit of promo for the release.  So I'll keep you guys posted on what they say.  Cut that corner and cut me saying about golf as well. Why?  It didn't flow. I hate it. Cut that golf chat as well. But leave that explanation in because I was pretty smooth. All right, you can leave that in. Yeah. So that's our lives. I've also gone.      Now, something I've never done ever. What time do you get? No. Michael's gone and spilt all of the oregano out of his vape, all of the smelling herbs. I was going to ask what we're going to ask question.  What time do you go to bed question? I don't go to bed. He said. Fair enough. That sound out of his throat. That was his answer then. I thought that was me. Oh, maybe it was you. Was that you or me? Question. I never had a bed. All right, OK. Anyway, yeah.  And it worked last night. I was in bed just before midnight. What time did you fall asleep? I started trying at like 11, like hard trying and probably took me like 40 minutes. That's so good for you. Hey, I heard of. Hey, yeah, baby. Were you actually tired when you tried to go to sleep? Oh, not really. I'm never tired at night, am I?  It makes a big difference. So much more alert. Yeah, look at my eyes. Jim easier this morning. I was just in a better mood. Yeah. Wasn't so like crippled with anxiety and irritable because I've only slept three or four hours.   It's picture like a baby drowning in a pool. That feeling. OK. Of seeing that. Yeah. Here we go. Mons calling. All right, prank call time, everyone. I can't explain too much. It's prank call time. Hey, babe. You all good? No. Did you get the email from the real estate? No. Oh, fuck, babe. Not good. What? They fucking, yeah, they apparently, you know, that that door was broken or whatever. Yeah. Yeah, they show that to the owners and they said they're giving us a month to to leave. So there we've been. Isn't the door? Yeah, we've been evicted that and they and cause they also a couple of other things in the email as well. I guess from past stuff like Bosley, I guess. Kimmy, can you say any words? I know, babe. So like, I don't know.   Yeah, no. Well, we only really need to get into one more place and then we're sweet. But yeah, and apparently all our bond is gone as well. Like they said, yeah, they said they've marked down enough damage that the bond is already all gone. And then they're going to send us an invoice for the rest of the repairs, which they said could cost up to $2,000. There's no way. Yeah. Well, I'll forge an email.  Like I just. Oh, you did? Yeah.  I fully like just lost it. I mean, but also it's like they only listed two things. Yeah.  But yeah, basically, I think that they just as well, they just want to they just want. Wrong. Yeah. Well, I've got our rental thing from when we moved in as well. Yeah.  How much was the bond like two and a half? Yeah, it was heat. Yeah, I'm thinking about I'll just and I said in the email, I was like, like, we're going to take you to small claims court.  And did they even give us a list of things?  There's definitely not four and a half thousand dollars worth of damage.  You're like in the first sentence of the email.   I guess that's send it to me. Yeah, it's weird. I guess I'll just forward it to you. There's been a few emails that they've sent to me. I haven't sent to you, though. And that is so weird. They're not doing it stressful. Yeah, yeah.   No, it's the old hat.  I don't deal with her. I deal with the admin and they're always so nice. Yeah, it's so weird.   Like I just I'm so.  Oh, for fuck's sake, I had a feeling that this was a prank. Mom is so chill with that. You're intimidating. Yeah, we're going to go there and intimidate her. You took a terrible day. You took it very well, but now you must feel a lot better, though, right? Oh, man. Yeah, true.  Yeah, it's a relief. It's sort of like a therapy. It is. You're a therapist in a way. Question. Yeah, whatever. Yeah, sorry, we had to quickly do the prank call then because I didn't know when she was going to call back.  Should we have that at the end? No, I reckon we just leave it in. OK, leave a slot in there.  Cut me saying that, please. No, leave it in, mate. Leave it all in, mate.   I'll give you a run through what we got today.  Questions here.  Oh, fuck, yeah. She hung up. Mondious message. Kidding on the hang up. Had to make you sweat for a moment. OK, good.  You got to what? Yeah, you got to. Well, question. Why are you laughing at me?  Any questions? I don't know, this is a guess. OK, well, look, we'll get quest none, maybe you can understand. Well, questions not from here. Just remember that. Sorry, question. Questions not from here and where he's from. Where are you from again? Just. Pottsville. Pottsville, right? Yeah, I've heard of it. So, you know, people wear this sort of stuff in Pottsville. It's in New South Wales. New South Wales, there you go. So, yeah. Anyway, this is the run through of the podcast. We're going to have Queston. We've got diary entries and we've got questions plus good comments. Then we've got the German segment, maybe, if there's time. Then a PO unboxing and the prank call. We've just done it.  We can't. We've got her.   Yeah, that would be very stressful. She handled that very well. I know, she was so chill about it, especially with what you were going to do. Going to go to a house and intimidate her. Yeah, just ignore all that. She's like, oh, yeah, all right.   Which is so useless information. Toot. Question. Oh, OK.  Grinda. Grinda who? I don't know last names. OK, Michael's having trouble pronouncing Grinda's last name. Grinda Sand who? He's a guy we filmed the cricket episode with, which sport is the scariest.  And he's dropped off some of his merch here today. Humble. And Michael is wrapping it on the podcast. And Michael, pronounce his last name. Sandhu. Sandhu, yeah, there you go. I just forget last names. Look, it's when you look at it, it's like, you can tell me a name a hundred times and like, literally, I'll forget it. Three seconds. I doubt that, man.  Looking at Western is very disappointing.  But when you meet people at bars and they tell you the name, do you are you good at remembering it or not? It depends. If you meet a lot like when we were coaching, I would get very good at remembering names because you just get used to reminding yourself. Remember the parents of the kids you coach. You have to try and remember like.   Dude, I've been there. I remember that. And like, it's so awkward, especially if they're older and they know you don't know their name. Yeah. Or when they're always so good at hiding it and I had ways to make the other kids say the kid's name. Yeah, to trigger it. Yeah, man. Dude. Awkward times have been where kids have just straight out said, you don't know my name.  Because then all the other kids look at you and the parents from the sideline. Say that that's so embarrassing for them. It means they're so meaningless and insignificant that they aren't memorable.  My parents didn't know my name. Is that a right question? No.   It's gone. Yeah. And that's it. How do we come? How do we get it to the name? Because I couldn't remember Garinda's last name. Yeah. And then, yeah. It's just a practice thing, you know? You practice learning people's names to get better. It's gotten worse.  Melted away a lot of that brain. Yeah, too much MD. And now memory's gone. I don't know if I'll ever do MD hard. It's once a year tops. The more I think about it, like I still cringe and get gaggy at some of the states we got ourselves into sometimes.  Dude, 100%.    I just can't. You'll have a laugh about it. But I'm like nearly panicking when it happens because it happens like, what are we talking about?  Very good. This is very good.  Comment, comment, man. Comment if you can. Comment if you can.  Comment if you can, everyone.  No, but seriously, these podcast will quickly get through our sponsors and then we will get to you, Questin.  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And that means you would have just watched me cheat in the video that we filmed today. And Michael's not aware that I cheated in this video yet. And I thought, you know what? I'll reveal me that I cheated during the podcast. But when we played the blindfolded fencing with car antennas, I could actually see his feet at the bottom of my blindfold. Oh, so you didn't take it fully off? No, no. No, of course not. Julian wasn't even aware that I was cheating. I had to tell him after. Oh, okay. I thought you guys were ganging up and like he was fully telling you. I know, Julian didn't even know. That's how you nailed me in the back. Julian didn't even know. But I could see your feet. So it's a big help. Yeah, I guess, to be honest, maybe in the blindfolded boxing, whipping competition. That was all legit. And that's why I was- I was looking up a bit so I could see you. Oh, really? Oh, okay. Well then. It all evens out. Take it back. I didn't cheat. All right, well, I don't know. I might've made that up to compensate for your cheating. So I don't know. Well, thank you. We'll put it there and we'll say, don't, we won't do that anymore. All right. But yeah, there's the car antenna fencing. He's, he was so cut up after round one.  He's covered in blood, his whole arm. So it's, you can join up free trial 21 days to see if you like the content. So you can watch that video if you like. And good luck out there, everyone. Don't make sure you- Yeah, don't worry about showing it.  Gurinder Sandu. Oh, questions opens. Should we do the diametries first and then get the question? Is that you grunting in a grance or?  It is like a question. It is hard to look at you. The fucking, I like the new feature you've added. Ah, yeah. Sorry. Anyway, diary entries. Diary entry number 135 from Michael Corey, Brook House. Today I was able to store one kilogram of salt under my foreskin.  My foreskin salt shits are a rare treat of mine and I want everyone to just be, be more be. That's all I want written on my gravestone. Consider this diary entry legally binding and no matter what happens, I want to make certain that be more be. Ends up on my gravestone. Even if I deny this in person from this point forwards. Okay. Be more be. Do you remember writing that? Dude, I love that.  Be more be. He loves Michael Brook House. Be more be. And one of the bees you spell with a double E. I don't know if that's a typo. Yeah. Because you've got to be double E, more be. Yeah, because all the bees are dying. So you're telling the bees to be more be. Be, more be. Yeah, you're telling the bees to be more be. You're telling the bees to be. Yeah, because they are the most important thing. They're the most important aspect that we've got on this world. And no one knows the struggles that they've gone through with the depression and the constant barrage of attacks. Diary entry number 104 from Marty. Today I twisted my testicles when they got caught in a fan. I never wear underwear because mum always says, you don't need a pair of small pants under the big pants. It's a waste of money. And my pants today had a hole in them. My testicles are blue now and I've tried to untwist them, but I can't figure it out. I hope it gets better overnight. It was a pretty good day.  I remember that.  Questions just revealed his teeth. It's not something that you would expect to see. Pretty bad gingivitis there. Anyway, I'll read on. Diary entry number 69 from Julian James. Tennyson Woods. 460 till I die. Today I cut some slits into my eyebrows because that means that I'm not scared to fight. I cut eight slits either side so there's more slit than hair now, but I had to cut so many because what's it called? I'm heaps aggressive.    We went. Question. I don't know if you've met Julian, but we went to Julian's local The Gap Skate Park to film that current and offencing video. And my gosh, he had some stories. He has a story for every nook and corner park. He's been sucked off there.  He's growled that one out over in the corner.   As soon as we get there, there's one dude with a kid. It's obviously his kid. And he's like, see that guy bashed him like three years ago, a kid. Anyway, it's just ridiculous how it's.  It was very. He turns into another human being when he's in his postcode. When he's in The Gap.  It was, yeah. Yeah. So, diary entry number 1072 from Matthew Gregory Brown. It was a lazy Sunday afternoon. And I was drying out a stillborn baby I'd found in the biohazard waste bin outside the hospital. Stillborns are a very rare find, but my favorite finds are breasts and limbs that have been surgically removed. I spent the last five years building my wife. She's made entirely of breasts and amputated limbs. Her name is Requifton and she's one amputated arm away from completion. She won't leave me. I am her creator and therefore she must remain loyal. She's not a slut like every other girl in the world. She'll let me just watch.  It couldn't be. It was Requifton. She was stumbling around the lounge room with her one arm outstretched, feeling her way around. I ran inside and went to her. She looked perfect. Her torso and head were made entirely of different size and colors, breasts. I started walking towards her. When from behind her, my father appeared. Dad? What are you doing here? I said. My dad looked a bit flushed in the face and his skin was clammy. He nodded at Requifton and smiled. I had a turn of your thing. He said casually, I couldn't believe what I was hearing. What? Do you know you finished that? It's my creation, not yours. Rage filled every cell in my body and I felt my ankle bones fused together with my feet, ready to fight. I glanced over at Requifton and saw she had a thick load of dad's essence slopped across a few of her back tits. Gills appeared on my neck and I turned to my father. My father was looking quite nervous and started backing away. I'm sorry, man. I didn't know you weren't sharing it. My Gills pulsed and I attacked. My open mouth wrapped around my father's nipples and I began tonguing. My father tried desperately to push me off but my hands had a firm grip around his back and I was raking him in tighter towards me. My stinking, hot little brown stretched out of my pants and buried itself into my father. My father was screaming and struggling but my little brown coursed with rage lust. Sticky brown tar flowed from me and I was finished. I released my father and he was now crying. Don't do that, don't do it again, can't. I said, dad couldn't respond through his weeping and nodded. I grabbed Requifton and pushed her back downstairs into my cold room.  I'm going to burn her. Brown is king around here. And that's, as you know, a story from your, your brother. Requifton. Requifton. Requifton. Requifton. Requifton. Requifton. Requifton.  Yeah, Requifton. Requifton. I haven't heard that before. I wonder where that's from. Oh, very good. They were very good, dude. All right, so speaking of your brother, Queston. So that's the reason why we've got you on. Now, Matt, go see OK for you to come. And how do you feel being here now? Yeah, good. All right, so luckily, Queston also knows how to set up podcasts and stuff. So I just thought we'd have him here. Do you want to come on and we'll ask you a few questions on camera? And then if you don't feel comfortable or whatever, I can, we can interview you from there or just, but I think it's important that people can see you. Hey, hey, come on. Queston's our guest, OK? Why are you laughing? I was thinking about Requifton, dude.  Yeah, so we're going to get Queston on now. So please be respectful of everyone. Everyone in the comments, please be respectful of Queston, OK? I don't want to hear any sort of on or be reading any hilarious insult about his appearance. I don't want to be reading any of that. I just want to be reading really nice comments about Queston. We are a loving podcast. We put out a lot of love here. So let's not stoop to that level, OK? All right, Queston, come on over, mate. Let's give him a round of applause for everybody. All right, Queston needs a minute. OK, he's quite nervous. I've seen him shaking. And yeah, it's he's disgusting.  You'll see you can't hear me right now. But yeah, he's like one of the most hideous things I've ever seen.  All we ask, nay, all we beg of you is that you like the video as like you usually do, all right? And leave a comment just as quick as you can. Just done quickly now. Just pause the video. Go, go now, go quickly. Just write the comment and then and then keep watching. And then you feel good about yourself because podcasts growing. So please, if you can just pluck it and comment and subscribe as well, we're down on our knees. No, all right. Don't worry about it. There was a real funny comment that someone did I can't wait to go through them again. Yeah, some good shit, man. This this funny, funny, good comment section. Come on, I'm just going to be a banger. All right, Queston, Christ. Are you ready? So we'll just let Queston sit there for a second. You guys just take that in. Notice how intense his receding hairline is and he still manages to maintain a full head hair. Why aren't you wearing masks? Cause we've already been vaccinated. You got the job? No. Get the job or I'll job you. It's starting quite hostile already. Michael has Matt. I haven't seen him for quite a while, man. Well, let's just start from the beginning question.  Well, I work for the council. Okay. Not Brisbane City Council, Boona City Council. Okay, so not too far. Yeah, so what do you do? What do you do for work? I collect raindrops. You, you said you collect raindrops? Yeah, I collect raindrops for the city council. Right. So what they pay you for them? What do you catch? Oh, yeah, they pay it by the bucket. So you just go around when it's raining? Yeah. All right.  Well, he started it.  So he came on to you? Yeah. So explain to us what exactly how was it? What happened in your childhood that now that there's this riff between you?  Okay. So how old were you when Matt Brown was showing you how to masturbate? I was about seven. And how old was Matt? Also seven. He's older. All right, he's older. So you guys are twins, but he's from what Matt has said. He's like four years older than you. I got stuck in there a bit longer. About two years. And Matt said you were half hanging out of your mum for the last few months? Yeah. I'd love to see a photo of that. Incredible to see. Yeah, that would be nice. If we can find a photo of that, we'll put it on our OnlyFans. Oh, update on the OnlyFans just quickly. We've done what they've asked.  And they're just not approving it. They just keep saying the phone needs to be better quality. We've tried like five times. So now we've emailed their support. So we're still trying to figure it out. And don't worry, it will happen. By the end of this season, you mark my words. We will have a fully actual OnlyFans. All right? Why you guys got so many lights? It's for the professionalisms. Yeah, it just sort of lights things up and makes things look good. Why don't you have any aircon? I'll let Michael answer that one. I don't have it.   He'd walk in and say after showing me how to use my stuff, he'd go, he'd pin me down and stuff. And then he'd run out after doing things to me and he'd go, you can't get me. And so ever since then, I've been trying to get him. Trying to get him right. Yeah, well. Did you ever have you've never gotten him? Close. That's why he's not here. We've rolled around a few times. Just haven't got the pen. I'll get him though. A good old pen. Did you ever think to maybe go to the police or something? No, it's between us. Sorry, question. Can you excuse me for one second? Sorry, excuse me. No, just go that night. No music. Sorry about that question. I had to do that. Yeah. So, Matt, you became obsessed with Matt and then, and so now what happened that you guys didn't see each other for so long? Oh. Oh, God. The question's just sped on the table and he's playing with it. What was your question? Sort of Michael-esque traits. It's the house, man. Do you find Michael attractive? No question. If you could maybe move your obsession onto someone else? No, it's just, it's only Matt Brown. That's what I was going to say. Did you ever think to maybe go to the police? No, it's between us. It's a family issue. That's so true. I admire that question. It's domestic. And he always got the brain. It's domestic. Very good, you say. Smoky. It's smoky in here. Why do you guys laugh about my family? Oh, we don't mean to. It's just... I think it's like a... It's a fucking... There's not many things that we don't laugh at. Yeah. Like a deficiency. Slapping his spit. Yeah, it's all sticky. Finger. Chunks. That's like slong. All right. Well, I think that's... That covers most of it, everyone. This question, he's explained why he has got a thing with his brother. And I get it. Like after hearing your side of the story, like honestly... I don't know about Matt. Maybe question. I get that Matt has changed a lot, but like... You can't do that. So I don't know. We'll leave it to you guys. Do you want to see more of question? Or should we just leave it with Matt? Maybe, yeah. Because he can come in maybe once every few weeks. Yeah, if you want. Scratching his head. I'm pretty ready for him to be over there. What happened to your eye? Why is he laughing? It's such a rude question. It's the elephant in the room, man. And it's in his eye. I had a work accident. Was it hailing when you were looking for rain? No, I was looking up in the sky. And I like skies. And then a raindrop got me. A raindrop? Right in the eye.  Was it over Fukushima or something? Was it during some sort of... Radioactive storm. Some sort of military air raid, perhaps? No, it was a boomer. Oh, boomer. Well, look, I'm a little uncomfortable question. Thank you for answering our questions. Very strange energy from him, you know. It's like a... It's like I go from high to low.  Yeah, it's sticky. I'm glad I don't sit there. See you, see you, question. Go back over there, question. You just spat on that. See ya. And now moving on to the questions.  Plus asking you guys, should we have another go at another hunt?   So if you want the hunt to continue, comment the word hunt and we'll start that segment back up again and we'll target a brand new celebrity. All right, but if we don't see any hunt comments, we're just going to let it go for a little while, okay, till we think of something great. Maybe even Conor McGregor more applauded on one of my comments one day. The ultimate hunt wouldn't that be a snail?  Well, that's exactly, you can't complain about your hand when you play volleyball. Yeah, don't you think?   It's like, come on. Where is he? I don't know. Sorry. But yeah, great comment. That gave me quite a laugh. Not a question. I was high when I read this last night and it made me laugh for very long, long, long time. From Elliot Wilkinson. Ah, Marty and Michael. Yeah, wow. That is genius. Well, it makes you think, and it's also an interesting question. Ah, Marty and Michael. Well, are we? Ah, Marty and Michael. It's very good. Man, you got me stumped with that. Very, very good. I don't know what to do now. Darflow, am I the only one who closes my eyes and enjoys Matt's diary entries like that? I do recommend having a little joint and then closing your eyes for the diary entries. That's the way to watch them, I think.  Do you listen to this podcast question? Sometimes. Cool, man.  So we're going to split them up, all right? And we're going to sit down. We're going to go through all of the best comments and we'll make a little list. So we'll get to the questions and then we'll do the best comments, okay? But we will read your comments. Remember, if you and your question asked, just comment it on the YouTube channel and if it gets the most likes, it goes to the top. They're the ones we ask the most, all right? So just if it doesn't get read out, ask again next week and have a scroll through the comments and see which questions you're like. We'll read them out, all right?  I just feel like pressing play on a pre-recorded thing that just says that every week. Fuck, I'm over saying it. It was very cute the way you said it, though.        It was the best training, man!  If someone makes a sign now, I'll fucking, I'll show you guys my center. Questions, question? Thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump! Oh fuck, okay, here we go. I hit you very hard with karin tenants today. Yeah, I'm scarred. I literally didn't get touched. I got too scared, this way in defense mode. Okay, here you go. Questions, question. First, your top question. Please. I can't pronounce his last name. Does Matt struggle with the names?  Ryan Fernandez. Fernandez.  It's embarrassing. Question for Marty. So, I can't say that last name. Good. Why was your last name kept secret for so long? Made me think it was Smith. Are there any Polish ties to the name? I don't know if it was kept secret for so long. I just didn't say it because it's just such a strange sound. And I also was just trying to protect my other family as well. People don't need to fucking... I'm an embarrassment to my family. So, I don't want anything going back to them. Being like, look, this is you can't.   That's you can't say that and that. But I'm not too fuss on names. It's like a name is just the sound people make to get your attention. It doesn't have some legacy with me. I'd prefer to just have a normal, just weird, piss-take name. You don't want that in question?  Cut that one, Colonel. Lots of Polish... lots of Germans around there, okay? That's why I'm not a cane out of an egg. Big egg in a nest in that kindergarten. I punched my way through and I was 16. You were 16 years old inside the egg. Incubation period of six ten years in Germany.   Alright, next question please. Next question is from Danny Cummings. Michael, would you ever go on blind date for video? If so, what would the dates be? Great idea. Would you ever go on blind date if I set it up for you? I guess so. It'd be like a good content, right? Would you actually really? Yeah, but as long as they know that I know that.  Yes? I'm going to find you a wife.   How's that?  Okay, how about just like a golf partner?  Yeah, you do want an 80 year old. Fuck, there is a lot of older people play golf. Yeah. I'm just going to write this. Wait, what are you going to do anyway? My idea is to line up five different girls. Michael have no knowledge about that. And then we do a speed dating. He's got one minute to talk to each guy. Oh dude, that's going to be so awkward. Oh, you wait till you see what I'm doing in the background. Squirties.  I would love to do that. That's a great idea. All right, I'll do it. Julian, yeah, I probably need your help on this. You know how to round up people better than I do. Especially off Instagram.  Instas. Instabays. Instagirls. It's the one. All right, question. What do you got? Give me. Next question is from JC Pablo. Jadis message. Sorry. Fuck, that's right. We said sorry. And anyway, gone with the question. If you could give one piece of advice to your respective 20 year old self, what would it be? Stop smoking. Do it.   But all my life I've known that I would love to do something like that.    Yeah, have a go.  You tried. Don't they say that that's the number one regret when people are in their death bed. They're like, I wish I did something right. At least tried what I wanted to do first. Exactly right. So you may as well fail.  Question. You got to have goals.  I can't. That's a dead end. Right. You come work full time on the podcast. You're doing very well today. I haven't heard one little sign.   He says it. Oh Daniel. Shit like that. Yeah, it's so weird.     And the center's still frozen. Send it back. Oh yuck.  A frozen in the center still. The flesh. Yes. So always be true to yourself and never ever instill anything upon others up until you have done that up onto yourself. Always be basically questions. Next question is from Pacific Northwest native. Would you guys ever consider in the future like several years into your lives to do a show or a movie similar to Jackass or Eric Andre? 110% my claim. Yes. Yeah. Well, the thing that we need to do is free up more time. That's what we need to do. So we're hiring another. Filmer. A part timer. We're also going to be searching for a new character in our videos. So if you want what all of you can have all of this. You can have this table. You can have the table. You can come over. You can film with us. Question could move in. I don't know how, but we're going to open applications soon. Okay. So people will be hunting for another character to be a part of our videos. We'll pay you and grow your socials if that's what you want. But we're looking for a filmer as well. Part timer.     But anyway, that's that's internally assume we're working on it.  Hit it. Question. Next question is from Jesper Reining. Question for question. Oh, that's for your question. When parting Matt's little cheeks, do you ask for permission or is there an unspoken rule? He had an unspoken rule with me. I've never caught him. Okay. Revenge. Revenge. Fuck. Is what he's wanted. But I will. Next question is from Ringworm D. Yes, Ringworm. Good name. Marty, who is a better kisser? Michael or Mon? Yeah, definitely Mon. It was always very violent. So much tongue. Yeah, nearly only tongue. It was it was more of a show to shock people. I wouldn't really call that a kiss. Like lip suckers are sometimes more romantic than tongues. Yes. And sometimes more shocking. I remember one time we fucking, we tried to scare Locky.  And Locky just walked out to me and Marty. We were looking up. In the hallway, like we made it seem like he had stumbled across us even though we knew he was going to be walking down there.  He's just in silence.   Very good reaction. And he kept saying the whole trip. I can't believe you guys are 30. Yeah. Oh, fun times anyway. Good times anyway. Sorry. Next question is from Liam G. Michael, what's the wariest, what's the wariest feeling you've had after a night out when you've woken up and you have no memory of the past 12 or 24 hours? Oh man. I don't know. Sometimes it's just like you got to deal with the issues first at hand that you've got.  And they're there. They're hard, especially when the person doesn't say if it's like Marty or Henry who it's happened to countless times. It's like, all right, dude, it happened again. They get it. It's not as scary. When it's a stranger or when it's there. Oh my God. A relative. That is the one of the one of the weirdest times was when I woke up to all of these girls laughing and all because it was a big hotel room that had all their beds in the hotel room. So I woke up to them all giggling. Yeah, dude, basically. And it was, it was Swedish. So I couldn't understand what they were talking about.   Dude, I sort of pretended to be asleep for so long.  You started pissing again while you were pretending to be asleep. So I got up and I just sort of like was like, oh yeah, I pissed the bed. And then like went and pissed again in their like little bathroom came out was like, sorry about that. See ya. Oh my God. Then I saw like three days later they like waved at me on a tuk tuk that they went past. I was like, oh my God, that was them. So awkward. So there's some issues.   There's one instance or one example I can tell you. Next question. If the government wanted to show the best video from your guys website or from social media, which one would you want them to show if it had to be on TV? There are so many amazing videos that we've done. Like the Tim and Calvin saga on the websites pretty good. The look on to show on TV. We'd really want to showcase off our skills and our commitment to creating content. So maybe the AFL grand final one or the coin car is pretty cool. Two things that are like that people won't people won't sue us for. Yeah, it's not too disgusting. It's not too finger.  It's all very groundbreaking science that we've done. So, you know, it's hard to choose. It's hard to choose. Who would have thought that tattooed shoes are the same as normal shoes? That video is a great video. Yeah, and exactly. We don't literally don't need to wear shoes anymore because we have them tattooed.  Like how does that work? Oh, people keep saying, oh, it's placebo effect.   Idiots. Shit. Oh, for fuck's sake. Hey, question. Get out. Get out of the room. This doesn't concern you. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. I'm back. This doesn't concern me really. That's what you said the question. That's the concern question apparently. Please be sure to blur that corner. I cannot have any of that out there in the world. It's too much. Look what it's done to Michael. He looks directly into my core every week and look at him.  He's blubbering. It doesn't concern question. It isn't about him. It's so cool. That's not about question. That's about you. Okay. Next question. Here we go.  What are we talking about? What are we talking about?  We found Brown. What did I say? Get out. He was so disgusting. I went shy. I went a bit shy. That was fucked. Final question. Yeah. Marty and Michael. Have you ever had any embarrassing experiences when hanging out with Julian and Matt? None that we haven't caused.   That's the truth. He's turning into a fine young man, I must say. But his past is not right. Me and your mum love you. That's question time. That's question slime. I saw some really good questions in there, by the way.  Maybe we should go through on the Marty and Michael account and also just answer some in text.  We'll do after and then just answer them in text. Yeah.  It looks like Matt saves them all as well. I doubt that.  And if the question's been asked before, I think he answers them. What? Man, you reprogrammed me then. Anyway, moving on. Is that all right, question? I'm going to do the Germans saying we just quick one. You remember it's a new one now. I read the German word and Michael has to guess what the word means. So I'm going to read a very common German word, a word that's used by everyone. And Michael has to guess what it means. I'll give him three options after I've read the word. Okay. Zungenbresche! Do you want it again? I think I can do it. I just did it. I have made myself cry. Is there a tear? Speaking of, I can't hear what you're saying, man. I made myself cry. Thank you, man. Seriously. It's about time we softened a little on this podcast and showing that kind of emotion is, of course, man, to be honest. Thank you for that. Is there a tear? Yeah. There's like a full tear coming down your face, man. Can you see that question? That's for you. He's crying for you, man. For what happened to you? It's not right. And that's why Michael is crying like that. Because what happened to you should not have happened to the scummiest cunts on earth. I don't know why Mark Lee laughs at me.  It's broken his mind. He's not saying any more. My core has disrupted his brainwaves. Anyway, I'll say this German word again. Zungen Bräscher! Zungen Bräscher! Oh, the B-rattle was sick. Zungen Bräscher! I reckon it means... Which it could mean one of these three things. Break! Tongue twister or flip flops. Choose. Zungen Bräscher, it's tongue twister. 110%. Fuck. And that is the German segment this week. Do you guys still like it? Do you guys still think it's like funny? Are we doing a good job? Let us know in the comments if you don't think that we're doing a good job, because I won't do that segment anymore if you guys don't think that's funny. Okay, I've got no problem with that. Oh, okay. You guys happy, okay? Your name's Klaus with that weird... Speak that name. That name shall never be spoken on this podcast ever again. Do you understand me? That's so bad for the environment.  I read the comments, people saying they want the PO box to be longer.   You wanted it. Here it comes.  Boom! I'm going to open this. It says Marty and Michael. It's a letter, and it's got... Oh, dude. It's the code guy.  I'm not the code guy. It's Michael's argynemesis. Anyway, I'm done with that letter. That was the best. The code guys were starting to read half of his letter and then put it away. Another code guy. This is a letter for Julian. It even says just Julian. It's from the code guy, though. Same handwriting.  All right, so this is what he said. This is a letter to Julian that I have opened for us to read now. Yeah, it's okay.  I just don't care.  We give each other blow jobs.   Last thing, me, you, Marty and Michael can have a foursome, not a threesome, a foursome. So we all four have sex. That's a pretty good letter there. I'll send on your wishes to Julian. We've got some itchy powder. We've got some itchy powder. Thank you for sending this, but we've used this before. I've tried portal all over him while he was driving and nothing. Nothing happened. Nothing. He snorted it. Like it was nothing. So we'll try it again, but I don't think these work. So you better off sending us some bullets. Yeah, that's from Cindy. Thank you, Cindy. Thank you, Cindy.  It feels like one of the beakers that people have been sending skin and... Fuck!  I just want some nice presents for a while. No, come on. People don't want to see that.  Oh no. Yeah, it's not good. Okay, so let's save that one for a bit. Let's get something nice. It might be something nice in here. We've just been sent a cylinder package.  It's tube shaped. Oh, we got more itching powder.  The question is grimacing. His instincts are telling him that there's something disgusting in here. I'm scared to open it, eh? Oh no. Oh man, I'm literally fucking... No, not near me, dickhead. You go in the middle. Ah! Oh my God, someone sent us a glitter bomb. That was anthrax, dude. That was a glitter bomb, baby.     There's glitter all over everything, all over the table, all over Michael's...  It is annoying to have. He said it's annoying. Good bomb. Thank you, seriously. Thank you.   It's funny. It's exciting. I'm so hard right now. Yeah, same. Oh dude, we've got that place you're from. What? Look. Germany? Germany. Oh, a German flag. Dankeschön. Dankeschön, meine Deutsche.  Die Deutsche. Thank you, Richie. Deutschland. Oh, there's lots of them. We can all have one. Oh, wow. We can all have a German flag. What? It's like Stephen Hawking's cufflinks. Is that right? That's so beautiful. Dude, when I get married, I'm going to wear them. Don't throw them away. That would be my cufflinks when I get married. No, we'll keep them. So, like, imagine that. You've just sent us something, a Pia Boxle joke, and now it's going on my wedding suit. Do you see what I mean? Anything can happen here. Send us something. Who knows? Michael might have sex with it or something. Don't know. And now I've got a German flag, man. It looks like we all do. We've got many. Ach du lieber. Ach du lieber. Dutch. Dutch. Dutch. We'll put one out. We'll put one out. Oh, man. You think they claim a German, huh? All right, I'll poke one through here, eh?  Because that's sort of what my German heritage is. It's a little bit, but it's not too... Yeah. Ach du lieber. Dutch. Yeah. It's subtle-ish. There you go. I think I've got it incredibly disrespectful.  I just put it on. I didn't know which way it went. I'm going to have an example to look at, my friend. Yeah, but that's face down. That's exactly why I got it the wrong way around. Pig. Starter. Fine. This is a letter from... Who sent it from us? For us. I've sent you some German flags. I'm sure you'll be able to find a use for them. Maybe you could flick them around during future German segments. Oh. I like it, huh? I also sent you each a Stephen Hawking's badge. Maybe... Oh, it's a badge.  Well, someone sent me cufflinks where I'm not wearing... You can still have the badge. You can wear the badge at the wedding. Yeah, I don't know. Because cufflinks, like, it's not in your face. I'm all about not being in your face. Maybe you could pin them to your white lab coats for future. That's a good idea. You're going to say wife. No, to our lab coats for the experiments. Thank you for ending our week's write with our website vid and starting our week's write with the podcast. You're welcome. It is a good time to be a ringworm. Your loyal ringworm for life, Richie.  I don't know if you want to say your last name. So thank you, Richie.   It's like family.  Dude. It's fucking...   All right? Very good. Give yourselves a sit at home. Just do a little cat on the back. Because you come strong, man. You come strong. You come prepared, come on. One more letter. How's that? That cat on the back. My way, we got someone here, too. All right. Let's see how long they are. All right. Oh, another letter. Hopefully there's nothing bad in here.  I know. From the letter, I can tell. Yeah, that code guy really loves.  So I will say it now. I want to threesome in bed.  Lick each other's arsehole. Stick your fingers in each other's arsehole. And put it in each other's mouths.   And had for nine weeks, still love him though. Okay, bye now. Love from your hot sexy stripper. Charmy or Charmy Uncut. At least we didn't get a code. It's a picture of us sort of having a bit of a threesome. So thank you very much for that. Appreciate that. You put a lot of time and effort into that. And man, I get it.  So thank you. Michael. We have been invited to a wedding. To a wedding.   It is Charlotte and Dakota's wedding. What's the date? That's too close. Friday the 8th of the 4th. So... Next year. Very much. April. Next year. Wow, that's cool.  Pretty sure I'm not busy that day. Two girls. Where is it? Yeah, two girls. W-A. Fuck. So far. Maybe we'll incorporate some sort of road trip in it. Depends what we're doing that time of year next year. But fuck, thank you for the invite. And if we can, we will go. And that goes for all of you cunts. Podcast tour. Podcast tour. We go on the road. Question drives. Matt's the cook. So many weddings. It's exciting. So we're MCs at a wedding.  Marty's got a woman coming up.  Mono got a woman coming up. Fucking. Women coming out all over the place. Coming out of the bushes. Coming down out of the sky, man. All right, that was very good. It was a very good day. Everyone. Everyone. You saw it. We're the best. We just did it. We gave you an example of best behavior. Like the video. Comment something. And don't forget to show everyone because that's how we grow, baby. Thank you so much. Coming on questions.  We're the best. We're the best. We're the best. We're the best. We're the best. We're the best. We're the best. We're the best. We're the best!


back to your mom she went to Yale with Paul Newman she did did you get to meet him um I never met him but we still have the Paul Newman chair in our house what's that that's a chair he wanted to get rid of it we've had it we recovered a number of times Paul Newman chair yeah no they did they sit with Paul Newman yeah well where he said


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