s. I have no, yeah. It's not even- the issue isn't even the automobile existing. It's how he says automobile. Yeah, that's what he's criticizing right now. It's like, okay. It's not even the existence of this incredible piece of technology. Automobile. It's so funny. That's the new device called automobile. Remember, a device so new, they say it like this. Automobile. Can be driven perfectly by Sawyer. Who, despite never seeing one or being a one before, can pull a fast and furious trailer pretty quick out of it. There we go. You did it. You've got to cut it off. Oh, he did it. Oh, fuck, we're 15 minutes in, we found one. Unfortunately, I have a problem with this.  Alrighty. What are we shooting here? And it's typically by Sawyer.   It's not great.  Exactly, exactly. Even then I wouldn't have said it like that. I wouldn't amend that. I would be amending this one, yeah. We need to make some changes. It's one of those things he says where there's something there. It needs so much refinement.  Well, I don't know about that personally, but I'm sure somebody's had that experience before.  We all go dig in for iron ore, yeah.  I'm a mini G to ride on. Nobody's going to understand that except for meme. But you can have, but like, even he was like the raw, the raw form of that joke, right? Like raw iron needs to be purified and refined and shaped into something useful and nice. That's kind of what his humor is. When he actually has like a concept, he just finds that raw iron and he just says, he just slaps it down and is like, boom. Yeah, yeah. This is a pair of gardening shears. And like, no. That is a very, that's a very apt analogy actually. It's like, is this something that's like, well, yeah, but not yet. Like this is, it's like serving somebody, I don't know, just like a pile of wheat. And it's like, hey, here's your drink. It's like, no, this is wheat. It's like, what are you talking about? This is a drink. You know, this is all of the raw ingredients. That odd dude. Again, this feels like a comedy sketch where it's like all of the raw ingredients at a restaurant. And it's like, you've got to make the food yourself. And then you get this video. No, I swear. This is the first time I've ever driven this automobile. For a second. You really love that little thing, don't you? You love it. I'm really sticking with it. The first one. It's like the first problem criticism he's got, he's ruining it by bringing it like it's the pronunciation of it. Oh, it'll be. The old ones are the best. He'll be fine. Another criticism. Hey! And how you didn't hang on the thing right there. You cut it. Wow. Good job. He's getting better as the video goes. Maybe. He's getting stronger, he's getting strength, he's evolving. Into what though? He'll be fine. Jesus Christ.  Alright, what the fuck?  At least I was half-joking. No, you weren't half-joking. That was completely a joke. That was a fortune. Yeah, yeah, we know that was a fortune. We hoped it. Yeah, we weren't half-joking. Yeah. It was a complete joke. Does anyone remember the episode of the Simpsons where Bart has like the gadget belt? The episode of the Simpsons where Bart has the gadget belt and then like he encounters the police and he presses the send help button. No, it's call the police. I told you to, well, can you read? Call the police.  That's me right now. I just want to press the call the police button on this video. I want to see what it says. Send help. Help. Help. Help. I call it the telephone. He is a phone. Call someone who cares. No, not like that. Even I know that clip. He is looking great. I remember. Oh, no. Wait, was there anything else? Or were we going to carry on with this? I don't want to interrupt anybody there. Well, let me use the Lou real quick. Now that we're pausing to pause and I'll be right back. All right. I'll put us on this wonderful frame. Anything. Yeah. There's a face you want to punch, isn't there? See, here's the thing, right? You know, comedy is very much like there is hit and miss. That is an element of comedy. It comes in threes. It does.  I don't know what that looks like until today. Somebody out there laughed at some. Somebody did. They did. And I feel like that's worth writing a thesis on the one person who laughed at the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen reviewed by nostalgia critic. Just, yeah, that thesis would just be called why. And then. What's the person by any chance dog? Oh, no. Watches his own videos of laughs. Did you imagine Jesus? Oh, that would be so sad.  I'm so funny. Yeah. So good. So good. Jesus Christ. He really is fine. Give him a scratch. At least I was half joking. They stopped the rest of the bombs as Connery hunts the phantom down to a cemetery of his failed movie choices. Look, there's medicine man. You see yourself. I mean, I feel like, again, that's one you could maybe refine into something better. Yeah. Yeah. It's just like. There's a joke there. Every one of them is that.  Oh, great. This is how you refine it. So you set it up, right? You start off with the part one. A graveyard of Connery's acting choices, right? Then you leave it. And then you proceed to later in the criticism where, or later in the video where Moriarty is hiding. He's like, Moriarty then hides behind medicine man. You set it up and you sort of refer to it later subtly and then you just carry on, right? Instead of making this big deal out of it. I prefer that. Yeah. You see yourself as the brave John Paul. But you're weak. You know, it's pretty funny him calling Connery weak when he's skipping away in fear like the naked guy from Life of Brian. You don't look like he would just strength here, buddy. You look like. So the idea is you wouldn't have a gun? It is. All of this is weird.  Where'd his army go, you know? Yeah. But he's trying to intimidate while escaping. So of course, yeah, he'd be probably, he'd be scuttling around, yeah. Missing Hobbit Dwarf. Boring son of snoring. But it turns out the f- The FANT M. That's right. It was M wearing a mask under a mask. You know, for a criminal mastermind, you really didn't need to do a lot of this. You had a really nice place to hang out. There is literally no point in you going to all these places except to make monologues about wanting the world. In fact, I'm sorry. You said the world once. Yeah. Yeah, you love that. Again. Well, the scratched audio recording given a scratched film reference, despite it not being recorded on film, should explain. And I've intruded the girls, except to me. War will come. Sooner or later. As inevitable as summer into autumn. It is over. For you. I think between this guy's Clinton night brows and his Peter Dinklage bonking lame Shatner voice, he could be the world's hammiest magician act. Even the league. I didn't follow that. Oh, for fuck's sake. It ends up being scramble, you know? Just, just, if there's no jokes. Just don't. Just don't. Just, yeah, just... He's going to hit the world's worst magician act.  It feels weird because he just went over like 10 minutes of movie and that's the best he could come up with. This is like... Oh. Okay. Yeah, it's kind of lame. This is definitely Mr. First Script. It never was. It was a ruse getting closer to my... Am I over here? Or am I over here? What does that have to do? What do you mean? He's not trying to hide. What does that have to do with what is in that scene? Like... He should have said doing his best M, doing his best impression of that man from The Fast Show. Cairo! And you're just getting out in front of people the whole time but I fooled you for a second, didn't I? It appears he started this war because he saw war is inevitable anyway. Hey, here's an idea.   Yeah, but war was inevitable. And he wants to make money from it. That's the idea. Yeah, but... But he's just said he wanted to start war because war was inevitable. Yes. Because in 1914 the first war... He just said like why not try and stop it? It's like he doesn't want to stop it. Why? He's the villain. He doesn't want to stop the war. He wants to profit from the war. He's correct. Because the morality is corrected as much as he sees Europe as a complete melting point that just needs a tip. And it would send it into spiraling out of control which is exactly what happened with Franz Ferdinand, the Exectra, etc. So he sees what's going to happen because he's a genius. He's a villainous genius, but he's a genius. And he's prepping for it. So he's trying to stop him. Yeah. Yeah. It appears he started this war because he saw war is inevitable anyway. Hey, here's an idea.    Nevertheless, he wants to be... He wouldn't want to. Hey, hey, hey.  Not Sherlock Holmes. He doesn't do nice stuff. Yeah, he does the mean stuff. He's the bad guy, not the good guy. Alison, why do you want to kidnap Peach? Why don't you just stop? Don't do that. Bowser's mean. Stop it. Yeah. Yeah. Kidnapping is illegal. Mm-hmm. So he steals samples from... Why does Donkey Kong just stop like throwing his skin, Mina's blood, Connor's accent. He's got them all. It's a lot to pay attention, though, as through all of this, Hyde is making faces in the mirror, oddly enough, both figuratively and literally. What fool reveals his strategy before the game? Figuratively making faces and literally making faces. He is literally making faces. He's literally making faces. I mean, making faces, figuratively. What is he even saying with that? Hey, Godelb, he's making faces figuratively and literally. I want to see that notepad. But I want to know what he thinks he's saying. I don't know that he knows what he's saying. There's the notepad, yeah. I'm still thinking about the statement. Don't think about it. Maybe that was what he wanted you to do. He wants to think about it. Making faces both figuratively and literally. But he's not actually making them literally. We see them as a manifestation of Hyde's duality. They are not figurative faces, though. They are literal faces. That's why I don't get this dead. I don't know how one figuratively makes a face. And though as through all of this, Hyde is making faces oddly enough both figuratively and literally. What fool reveals his strategy before the game? While I've rambled on. I honestly don't see how. Was he referring to how Dr. Jekyll was making literal faces and the reflection of Hyde was making figurative faces? Is that what he meant? It was literal, though. I know. Is that what he meant? I guess that's it, yeah. All right, well. Did I miss the amount of standing comedy while I was going? Nope. I honestly don't see how making faces to the side enhances anything. I spent you after 20 minutes of it. Will you knock that off? You've been doing that. I don't. What are you? What's wrong with that? Hopefully a noose. It's Africa. Oh, my goodness gracious. There's no space between them either. That's hard for her. That's quite the face she's making, brother. Jesus. This is about a... She's making that face but figuratively and literally. Yeah. He's saying the faces don't enhance anything. I was like, what? I don't understand. Is that a criticism? Yes. That's the entire review. That's all I got. I don't get what he's trying to say because the thing is that we're seeing the duality of Dr. Jacqueline Hyde. We're seeing the conflict within him because his beast wants out. Well, simultaneously they say lower beings can detect the sound being ran through the entire ship and Hyde can hear it. That's why he's saying make the sound stop. Yeah, because there's two entities within... That's why Jackal is like, what? And Hyde is like... Hide out! It turns out Dr. Baum on the sub as well leading to the most witty of parting lines. Bomb Voyage. I got that from a Captain Crunch box. The bomb goes off. No, he said it. You didn't get it. From a Captain Crunch box. It sounds like we make jokes like that all the time. That's funnier than anything you've said in the whole fucking... And also, there's a character in The Incredibles, one of the best written films of all time, with a character called Bomb Voyage. The French Bomb Voyage. He's the French bomb... Yeah, exactly. And it's great.  Because, well, they can work together to become even stronger.  Well, it's easier. Put them in one place? I don't know. You could refine this. Put them in one place, take their abilities, and then kill them as a unit. Yeah. Congratulations! You win the Red Brown Awkward Scream Award! Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, it's a space mutiny. I get that right. I watch Red Letter Media, too. Oh, MST Pre-K. Bomb Voyage, I just got it! We're getting a signal. Oh, God. Only an extraordinary gentleman would figure that out! I'm assuming he's saying it for the sake of the vampire, and anybody else who may not know it's almost code. I don't know. Why not? Is this not the face of please laugh? Is this not just the... I'm begging you. Please clap. Oh, even translate what it said. Oh, my God. I'm so glad we don't have cameras on right now. Hold ahead! Hold! They're told where M is. Follow him in the submarine to a secret hideout. Invisible man sneaks into his hideout to report back what he finds.  No, he didn't. Good job. Oh, you did it. You did it. Well done. Clap, clap. That makes three. Yep.  It's doing great. On the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, which is riddled with... Yeah, a movie that doesn't make it hard to just to detect these things. It's fine. I saw Snow on his dinghy. Oh, my God. Send help. Dinghy? Call the police. Dinghy. You should reserve that for a Captain Nemo joke. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Serious question. Serious question. Honest God, serious question as well. Is this channel, like, orientated towards kids? Is it meant to be for kids, or... I mean, I thought... I have memories of him swearing, so I'm confused as hell.  Why would they be watching League of Extraordinary Gentlemen? Dingle-dangle.  Or maybe it's for men with the brains of eight-year-olds. I don't know. He says in the hideout there's a ton of tanks, knock-offs, and metal super suits being made to take over the world. Well, at the very least, we're promised a kick-ass climax of none of those tanks, none of those subs, and only one of those friggin' suits being used. Well, yeah, they're all items for the future war that he intends to support. It's not like they're all manned. I don't know. Yeah, we don't know if they're ready or not. We don't know if people have been trained in them. If they're ready, yeah. Maybe people can't get to them. But it's okay. Because we get this weird shaving edit in the middle of the action. Shaving edit? So he's getting shaving done, and they notice that. That's what that means. Of course, that's how we got rid of this moustache. It's all falling into place. Thank God they focused on that! It's not why they had it. Does he think that they did that to let us know it's good? That's why he doesn't have his moustache. I'm gonna be back in two minutes. I just need to go kill myself. See you when you're done. They walk into the room. He's just having shaving done, and they notice that. I don't understand why that was so shocking to him. I'll give credit. There are two cool things in this climax. One is this line. We have trouble. I call it sport. That's just awesome. Okay, that's fine. Why are you leaving a pause? This isn't a joke. You're just saying you like it. I guess we're supposed to be like... Yeah, it is awesome. How the fuck... Because someone made this, somebody cut this together. When they were cutting it together, did they watch all of this and go, yeah, those gaps, they really bring it all together? Who watched that and was cool with it? I assume... I thought he was the one that cuts these together, so... Maybe he does. But how does he watch that and is happy? I think he thinks these jokes are funny. He didn't write them after all. Yeah, sure. But I mean, like... Again... Comedy is hit and miss. But how do you have all these line up and just...  Good job, me. That's a keeper. That's a keeper for every single one. As far as I know, he was never introduced before, but look at him. He's the only guy having fun in this entire movie. It only gets better when he tastes Hyde's potion and covers himself with it. This movie is doing everything right with this character. This is the exact weird-ass guy I want to take this potion in the exact weird-ass way I want him to take that potion.  Why were we getting this movie the whole time? So, you just want... You just want monsters to... Man, thanks, buddy. You're the reason. You are the reason. Enough of this. You just need two big slabs of meat and mash it up. Enough of this character. Some characters. Crunch. Puh. Give me those meat-meaty boys. Oh, Doug. What have you done? Just a reminder that his main criticism of Jurassic World was that the dinosaur action didn't go far enough. Must've loved for the kingdom. That's his main criticism. Yeah, they were just like, no, they should've gone even further with all the ridiculousness. They should've had the comfies going in and eating all the burgers or something. I think he said something to that effect. It was really dumb. Bring-ass conversations are on the way. Do not. Or would you prefer Professor James Moriarty? I prefer a surprise that actually surprises. You already covered like mooblo. They never again was. But I guess this will do. Actually, no, it won't. But the movie's made. And it escapes. Clearly doesn't kill her like that's nowhere near her heart. But she surprises us by pointing out that was nowhere near her heart. I think you got another one. We're going to point out how her hairstyle changes. I think it's four now. Yeah. Yeah, we're about four-ish. Time you missed. Oh, that's right. It's a man's heart in his stomach. If you were a guy, you'd totally be dead. Are you going to point out how her hairstyle changes? Please. He ain't going to do that. Oh, God. She shows in the picture, killing him off while supposing a man comes to help Sawyer. It's okay. Skitter. What makes you think I'm skitter? What makes you think you were smart to tell him that? That's another one. Good job. Another one. Yeah. Excellent. I asked you could have had him dead in a second. Now he's just weirded out that there's two invisible swans in the middle of a fight during this climax. Connery meets up with M and tries to finish him off. Oh, no. He has an ash word. There'll be others like me, Kogamite.  Oh, Lord. Will the villain make it? Why are you making us concerned about him? No, it's just tension to a will he win. Yeah. Wait, seconds away from victory. That's the tension. Does he think you can only do that with a bad guy killing a good guy? Apparently. Goes both ways, my bro. You're wrong. And reveals, though, that he has Connery's son. Yep. His son.  What? Huh? I need to heal that again. Yeah, he just fumbled that. No, he thinks he thinks so is his son. Does he actually think that? No. Why are you making us concerned about him? Though that he has Connery's son, a Sawyer. Yep. His son.  Oh, yeah.  He thinks. Oh, Jesus. No. It's not what happened. Oh, my goodness. This is incredible.  This film has two characters in it and he fucks one of them up. Yeah, the point Moriarty makes is like, your son is dead.  Yeah. This is the point. Man. Oh, Jesus.  He clearly doesn't behave that way if that were the reveal of him. Jesus. Nice. It feels, though, that he has Connery's son, Sawyer. Oh, Jesus. Yep. His son. They borrowed from the Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom book of weak-ass twists and M gets the jump on him.  Oh. I didn't know Batman counted as a fictional character you could have in this world. No, it wasn't Batman. It was Quartermaine's son. That's Quartermaine's son. That's Quartermaine's son. Quartermaine's son. Oh, no. Quartermaine's son's getting away. Get back here. I can't lose you. Get back here. Other Quartermaine's son. Quick. Other Quartermaine's son. Everyone's Quartermaine's son now.  He's got a lot of fun out there. Sean Connery got around. Let's just... Sean Kingley, no daughters. Spreading his load everywhere. Yes. Welcome to Austria, Mr. Freeze. Oh, my God. Wait, go back to that Mr. Freeze. Screenshot. Screenshot. Go back to that screencap. There was a thumbnail in that screencap. Mr. Freeze is his son. Mr. Freeze is a fictional character you could have in this world, who knows I'd actually welcome an Austrian... Oh, hello. Mr. Freeze. Mr. Freeze. All right. I like it. Couldn't have just cropped that out. Yeah, well, it's fine. It's fine. Don't want to smile. I can't finish his M off, but apparently can't save as out-of-nowhere father relationship in time. May this new century... Wait, no, it says just a father-son relationship. I mean, I think he's still under the impression. That would still apply if he thought they were father-and-son. It sounds very like he...  Yeah.  He doesn't look... Shit. Wow.  Oh, wow.   The crazy man in the television, he said that he said the S word. He had the cartoon, man.  All right. No. Hey, man, Harry Potter's the Antichrist in this universe. Cool. I miss him, I guess. But fear not, as apparently Kenyan shamans have cured death. Turns out the secret was dancing. Dancing cures death. Um... It's probably the magic. It's probably the magic part, yeah.  So he's returned to Africa where he's buried and Africa refuses to let him be dead. Didn't you say you did something for that shaman guy? You saved his family or something? Yes. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. It was set up. And yeah, like, I don't know. If so, it was like, well, magic's dumb. I'd be like, I mean, look at what's in this. Like, you're not okay with that. He just wants to come back from the dead to say, look, Tom, you're not my son.  He didn't listen to me.   So, okay, here we go. That's why I had to come back from the dead. Cher? Yeah, the downside is he's reincarnated as a CG dragon and still can't sing. It's not a downside.  And that was the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. That you didn't watch properly. I'm sure it tried its best. I know you didn't.  Yeah, he put a bit of effort in there. I will go through all of Shankanri's IMDB page. Everyone seems half awake. It's visually colorless. The effects are hitting this. What is this music? Visually colorless. Visually colorless as opposed to hourly colorless. I'm telling you, man, sometimes you put on Shostakovich and I just cannot, I just cannot hear any of the colors. Yeah. It just sounds... Everyone seems half awake. It's visual-less. The effects are hitting this. It's just an all-around boring movie. I can't say it's anywhere near the worst I've seen. I like how he just, the effects are hitting this and actually puts a decent car trait, the car bit in it. Yeah, you should have a relevant, what we call a relevant visual. You should have had the abomination from the end which looked really shitty. Yeah. The actors are from the greatest stories ever written, but having them all together doesn't seem to make any of this work. That's gotta be some bad writing if you can't make them leap off this... But to be fair, you couldn't identify much of the bad writing. You got a couple. You thought that Tom was Alan's son. Yeah. And you thought the problem was that there's too much talking. I think we came to the conclusion that we needed more interactions, better talking. Yeah, you have too many characters. Yeah, we need a little bit of... Make the movie longer, maybe. Just make it a real, real flick. A real epic. Yeah. A lot of people are juggled. And if anyone is foolish enough to do a sequel in the future, it had better look something like this.  I'm not a Stalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. What? I think I just watched... Oh, he left. He didn't wait to get out of here.  I remember it so... No, but he said, I'm not a Stalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. That's his catchphrase. Yeah, that's what he says. I remember it so you don't have to catch it. Even though we remembered it better, it helps when we saw it the other day. Well, he used to only do old movies. Yeah, it doesn't make sense anymore. He just does everything. Well, I think if it's... That's almost 20 years old now. I'm not talking about this. He covers everything now. That catchphrase worked when he was covering stuff that was nostalgic. But now he covers like brand new movies too. It's just like... Oh, hold on. It says directed and edited by Doug Walker. Who wrote it, though? He wrote it. Let's find out. Offs and costumes. Thanks, Bonnie. Camera. Sorry, I can't hear you above the top floor. Wait. Oh, is there a post-credits scene? Like a marvel? Have we still got not a writing credit? Who wrote it? Did we miss the writing credit? No, there was no writing credit. Is it gonna be at the end?  I'm so excited. Did this have a script? Unless... Unless he counts... Under editing includes writing. Not that it should, but maybe it does. Um, maybe under...  He uses the old Instagram logo. Okay. You're running out of credits. What a... Is it a sponsor? Okay, okay. Here we go. What? This has got like two million views or something? I don't know, actually. Hey, Doug Walker here doing the charity shout-out. Okay, the charity shout-out, whatever. Make some sounds, good stuff. Yeah, good, yeah. As for the view count... Yeah, about one and a half million views. Jesus Christ. That was terrible. That, yeah. Listen, what I find odd about these videos is just like, you didn't... For all the faults of the film, like, you didn't use any of them. Yeah. If I reviewed this movie, it would be at least an hour long, easy. Might a field of errors. Or you could just walk and... It's so fun to make out of it. Doug's impression of Connery made me crack up. But... Why? No, it's bad. Sam Crasile, you are crazy. No, Sam, why'd you do this to us?  Damn it, Sam. You were the chosen one. You're meant to destroy Nostalgia Critic. I'm not joining him. Yeah. Same. Hideously unfunny. Just, the references are actually wrong a lot of the time. Just criticisms that... I don't know why you're even bringing about interesting video, I guess you could say. Very interesting. Well, that was... That was disappointing. I mean, not in the... I was... I wasn't disappointed in, like, there was a lot to talk about with that video. It was really bad. So we had a lot of things to comment on. True. But, like, the video was really bad. Yeah, Doug, I expect better. I think. I mean, I... I don't know. I guess I just expected to be terrible, yeah. I guess we'll see. That was my first Nostalgia Critic video. That was my first one ever.  I'm so sorry. No. I'm not a real fan.  No.  The only big fan is his logo. Nice one. Yeah. That's a... Yeah. That's a callback. That's ripping off an old joke that I did hours ago. You and POSTRAG's working together. We are. So, um, that's that. What an atmosphere it leaves this cool with. Yeah. Just a more happy thing. What happens now? What do we do? Where do we go? How do we continue? I don't know. What a... What a...  What a film. Now for the Cinema Sins video? I mean... I feel like... No. I don't like... I don't like Cinema Sins and Sins of Winds. I just really... You've already got four hours of content. Yeah, to be fair, we should probably get the Super Chance actually. So... Yeah. That makes a lot of sense. Um, but... Before that, I would like to offer... If anyone here would like to escape into the yonder wilderness... I would like to give you that chance.  I didn't mean that. You already did? Not on our stream. No, I've just run the warm bath so I can... So I can slide in and then... Oh, God. Raise the blade.  And then just... I thought you'd go for the toaster. You'd be like numb? I gotta say, the company tonight was amazing. The banter was superb.  What? I thought that was the best part, man. Ah, such a feature. Yeah, and I'm sure Doug's a lovely guy. I'm not sure at all. But Jesus Christ, that video... It was appalling. Because you saw League of Legends today, right? Yeah. So just fresh off it. That's coverage. He didn't really cover much of the movie, did he? No, well, if you're gonna do... I mean, far beyond it, this guy's like a huge channel. He got a million and a half views on this vid. I'm sure he's whacking himself off happy about it. But if you're gonna do a review, then surely you gotta have it fresh in your mind. So I would have imagined... I don't think it's out of the realms of... expectation that he would have seen it... the day of the day before he was... Yeah, the writing of the script. You'd think. You'd think.  So, um, yeah, there was a lot of stuff that just wasn't even touched upon. He didn't even get the ending.  Uh, the jokes were...  No. Some of them you do wonder, like, in terms of construction, it's like, all you said was that something is a thing and it wasn't even interesting, and you treated it like a joke, I just don't get it. Well, when he went... he could be the world's worst magician. Yeah, all of us were lost. It was just like, what are you doing? Stop it, you're hurting me. Doug makes the laughter disappear. Yeah, you're hurting us. Yeah, you're hurting me, Doug. Doug, why are you hurting me? Why are you hurting me, Doug? Why are you hurting me, Doug? Please, no. There's people in chat who are like, yeah, let's do cinemas, there's other people who are like, please stop. No. I legit like... I've had a life's worth. Well, I want it said, too, the cinema wins is also cancer, like, in terms of coverage. I think wins is worse. Because... I've read a lot of sins and wins. He has the trophy for the worst quote between them, I think, the pretend it's what you wanted thing. For the people in chat who are legitimate worried, I'm not going to kill myself. There are some people in chat who look like he's making an awful lot of suicide jokes tonight, I'm a lot of walking worried. As you've got plenty of Batwoman to see, there's no killing yourself on the table, right? Yeah. That's the straw which will kill me. Season three for darling, then you'll get it. Even when they announce the cancellation of it, that will be over for me. That's the last straw. You're so upset. Yeah, I can't hand four. Oh, I love this one. Meme repository looks more suicidal. Thanks, guys. Thank you so much. What are you going to do, the cinema sins? I think not. Not just to spare chat, but also some of the cast here. And the fact that we are near four hours. Oh, wow. We made a deal a long time ago that if we hit four hours at the end of a Coveragey thing, we're going to go into Super Chats. I believe we should stick to that before. I'd like to say thank you ever so much then for having me on tonight. Absolutely, sir. Thank you so much for joining us. Thank you chat for being awesome. Chat's always awesome. Even when they hate me.  Yay.  Oh my God. Damn. Me too. Me too. Stop it. And happy Halloween. Wait, before you go. Why should people subscribe to your channel? They shouldn't. You're doing it wrong. Just say the other thing. Really bad. It's really bad. If you want to, you could subscribe to Hill versus Bayface, which is my channel. I shout at clouds. If clouds are bad TV shows and pop culture and stuff like that. I don't script. I never script. So everything I do is just off the scripting gang gang gang. And somehow you're more insightful and nostalgic. How did you do it? He scripts.  Oh yeah. Brain dead second.  I think I had plenty of brain dead seconds in that. No. Yeah. And I'll see you more on Tuesday. I'll see you there. Take care everyone. Have a lovely night. Goodbye. Never invite me back for a nostalgia critic. Thank you. You're on a big list for all this. See you. They're not demands anymore. What are they? What do they call them now? They're not asking for extensions. They're not demands. They are serial. What's they call them? Netflix people. Netflix people. Yeah. They wrote a letter to the. And they didn't they didn't put a list of demands. They like list of. Requests. Yeah, like firm, firm. that they have. Conditions? Firm asks. Firm asks. Demands. Do I have a firm ask? To never see you in the style of a pretty good man. Yeah, yeah, please.  I think with him, much like many people we cover, I need some time away and then we can come back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I could feel like you could get burned out on him pretty easy. Like I wouldn't want to watch another, like two in a row. That's, that's like 24 hour stream kind of ask and material there. But still meant to. Next to nine months break, please. Okay, I'll write it down. Finis Douch, quick. Okay, have a great night. Thank you so much for hanging out with us. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye, goodbye. Toodaloo. All right, who else wishes to go to a different area in the world of the internet? I might have to leave in around 45-ish minutes to do a Halloween thing for a little bit. But then I'll probably be back after that. I'll probably be gone for about two hours or so. We'll figure that out when we get to it, depending on how far we get, if that makes sense. Alrighty. Well, I have to go because I have to finish editing my Dracula review. The second part of that review. Dracula. Dragool. Well, that sounds very sweet. Thank you so much for jumping on so randomly. You're welcome. And we shall see you for whatever we may see you for. Yes. There you go. Thank you for having me. Goodbye, everybody. Yes, see you later. All right, is anyone else going to escape?  Yeah, we're the sticker- I can't remember about it, at least. Unless you want me to leave, because it sounds like it. Um, well, you can put it to a vote. You can, no, not to leave. Oh, that's something we actually needed to do. So we can do it now, I guess. Plushies. We meant to mention this to chat. I'll try and make a poll, I guess, but. That's right, we did discuss this. Yeah, what? In the dungeon. Chat, feel very special right now. You have intense control over this discussion because you are here right now. What do you guys, what do you guys want in terms of what would I put, like when would you want generations to release? What kind of timeline would you be looking for? I think that's going to be the first question. Like, I'll get a poll for that after I see. I'll see a bunch of suggestions in chat and then I shall come with a poll. Because every five years. We don't want to have them come out too often, but not too rarely. And we want them to be themed if we can. Something that the trio of us can always put out together. Give us a, yeah, give us a thought. Give us a little thought see here. Think annually every month. But seriously, like when you tell us this, like please, we, if, how often would you buy them? Yeah, like it's not like a real. Yeah, because like these things are campaigns that people work on and they, you know, this is a thing. We figure it's like, I get to ask of three options. I think on the YouTube post will go once, two six months, six months, one year, two years. Should we try that? Yeah. Yeah. Unsubstantial. God, Maripa is making some weird noises while I'm trying to type this. Oh, my goodness gracious. Is it going? Is it going? No. OK, because yeah, the angle here is just weird. People already want more of different kinds. So we're just trying to figure out when the best plan is we want them to be again. We want them to be sort of thematic if we can. We want to have it to where the trio of us can have our have them out together with the group discounts, of course. We want people to buy them is a big thing because this is a money making scheme. No, but we want to have ones that are nice that people will like and that people want to have, you know. So we're trying to balance it all together. And this is sort of out of our we don't really know about this sort of thing. We've only done it the one time. So if there is a yeah. So so we're kind of looking or sending out feelers here to you guys to let us know. You're feeling the audience. We're feeling up the audience. All right. Four scores and seven years per plushie. Makes sense. All right. Your options are presented. Let us see what what the the public is thinking. Yeah, so give it a thought. And if we get mixtures of answers, maybe the maybe it'll be in between some place. But maybe it won't be consistent. I think it'll be like, yeah, maybe it won't be. Yeah. And how are we looking at them to have, you know, once per year seems to be in the lead. My God, second place is once for six months. Remember, it would be preferable to people answering this to the people who actually would pick them up just so that we know, like, yeah. If you don't have any intention of buying these. I remember buying one. Yeah. Because remember, these these are done. We have to take like the company makes them. They make ones for us. They send them to us. They get approved. Then there's the run and it has to sell a certain amount. So if you don't buy these, it's kind of it's not going to happen, you know, they have to hit that hit that basal number. Well, we can let that sit for a little bit and we'll come in and go.   Hey, you can still get a big chunk of chat. It's all right. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Every 50 every second. See, I feel like that's a bit ridiculous myself. It might be difficult for them to come up with examples and go dolls a one a second. They have to have a lot of people. It's a lot of a lot of work. That is a lot of work. All right. So we'll remind chat that it exists every once in a while. We'll try and get as many votes in there as possible. And then we can probably talk a bit more about other other things other than when they would come out like cleans exactly. So every time you have a nostalgia critic. It's disgusting. So anyway, we'll just start with the first one of the day. Who would win in a fight, a raven or a squirrel that weighs 50 percent more than the raven? Probably a squirrel, I think. How good are ravens at fighting? I don't know, probably not very good. I think birds, especially birds that are not like predators, they probably want to really avoid taking damage. They're probably pretty skittish because birds are fragile. The question again. Basically raven versus squirrel and the squirrel weighs 50 percent more than the raven. Is the squirrel like physically bigger or just heavier? Because I feel like the squirrel would have a hard time moving around if it was still squirrel sized in that case. The raven can fly rags. I know, but it's ability because if they're fighting, your ability to leave combat is not going to help you necessarily win it. I think squirrels can, I guess, I guess squirrel bites are pretty powerful. But these are not animals that typically fight things. But, you know, like a lot of rodents, if you back them into a corner, they could probably be pretty fierce. But I think I'm going to go with the squirrel. I have no idea on this one. I don't know about the raven. I think the raven is going to be a bit too fragile when compared to a squirrel that's especially that's sized up like that. I'm going to go with the pro or the raven, I guess. I think ravens, I'm pretty sure crows are pretty smart. So you got that working in their favor. Yeah, I'll go with the crow. Someone said ravens commonly kill squirrels. At that point, you start to wonder, I didn't know that. Yeah, you know, all right, then. Yeah, they have a superiority to which is, you know, that's a huge advantage. You can put on a little bit of religion to that. Yeah, that's smart. Squirrels are smart as well. Well, can they talk? Ravens can talk, man. Well, they can figure out traps and they could learn their names and stuff. Yeah, I've seen squirrels play chess. It's true. They always lose, but I've seen them play it counts.  So I know about it. So they're basically like the average human, so here you go. Thoughts on the last night in Soho. I'd love to hear y'all talk about it. Happy Halloween, the best holiday. High rags and fringy and as and drinker and you. Hello. No, I haven't seen it. Is it in theaters or is it on streaming as well? I don't know. I never know these days. But I'll be invested in seeing it because it's like a horror movie from Edgar Wright, right? Isn't that the idea? Yeah, it'd be pretty cool. But yeah, don't know anything about it. But I will share my thoughts when I see it this year. Why? Maybe you should tell Gary the stream starts half hour earlier, so he'll be on time. Love our local booba geek. Need to watch this movie. Yeah, he recently sent him a scene. He won't be able to make it unfortunate, but we'll try and get him on a different episode in future. I will correct. He actually loves League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. I'm sure he does. He stands that we were making fun of it. Well, unfortunately, I was going to try and get like a little history about the graphic novel from him. But I should have asked that, too.     There you go. Compliments.   I mean, sequel, sequel, sequel, right? I have the chance. Yep. Unfortunate, but it didn't do it. Mary Poppins represents the kindness of God and turns Harry Potter into a chalk drawing that's washed away. It's so again, you're not saying anything that doesn't line up with what I know about Harry Potter, so yeah. Oh, it's I'm I'm getting as is that the all the paper crafts on efap.me have been revealed. Oh, we can we can show them. I actually have. Oh, wow, wow, this time. They showed them on Friday night tights as well. It's pretty neat. Nice. Some of those are quite impressive. Just a moment. The thought dot. Crackling rags. That is a slur. Total runtime. It's called in the 33 years. Sixty nine days. Oh, oh. All right. My god. We got here is number one rags as Skeletor. Which this is a good one.  I'm just going to. I'm pretty good, right? Pretty fine Stella. Some are absurdly good wait is viciously good. Is that? I'm assuming it's not on Pippus, but is there one of those wild wheelchairs in the background on Pippus? Reference to old Woodman. I'm assuming it's a coincidence, but that's great anyway. I dressed up as Doctor Doom this year, which, by the way, that is a costume I would consider.  Doctor Doom? Yeah, yeah. Victor Von Doom. I mean, you can't help but combine his mask with the gas mask, that'd be pretty neat. Excellent stuff. What else we got? Pringies Green Goblin? You know what he makes sense? Naturally. He's got little no bombs. No bombs? Explode, you know. Sonic weapons. Makes like a really high pitch no when it explodes. Metal commander is MoDoc. That's pretty neat. I'm assuming Charlie is morphed into you at this point. Probably, yeah. I'm looking at you crying too and so upsetting. And also smiling. Mixed messages right there. Moriarty is Lex Luthor. Aidan Paladin as Mystique. Blessed Pytman as the Penguin. Look at that nose. Damn. Beautiful. Jay's Electro. Don't you know? Jay's Electro. Stand aside, gentlemen. Meme repository is Sinestro. Nice. I'm very happy with that one. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Sinestro. Is he a bad guy? Sinestro? You know, is he- I think I got a wire. Maybe. I thought he, doesn't he, is he like, good guy turned bad or is he just bad guy?  Sinestro was bad all along. I knew it. Who would have known? Theo's Riddler. I'm sure Theo would appreciate that. Little Riddler hat. Jimmy Neutron, do you remember Beautiful Gorgeous? I don't, I'm afraid. The characters are beautiful Gorgeous. Are they gross and ugly? No. These Gorgeous are beautiful. Oh, I've been subverted. He'll face his babyface as Kingpin. Another excellent choice. Drew Hongpun as Catwoman. Meow, because she does the voice of Catwoman. The little tail as well. Look at that. It's like, when I see a picture of Catwoman from that, that comic, I'm just like her voice is what, you know, generally when I read, it's in my own voice in my head that narrates, but sometimes it's someone else's voice because you just get so used to it. Indigo gaming is Deathstroke.  Southpaw as General Zod. Chase Face as Bullseye. That's what I assume Bullseye looks like in the comics, right? Yeah, that's about it. I can rely on for this. Oh, Sagaun of a cut as Galactus. Check that one out. That's a pretty cool mashup. You know, it was Sagaun's fault that all the demons were attacking me and Mel the other night, so. True, man.  Yeah, I've just talked to him about that. Add them to his mouth and everything.  Beautiful. Man, that one must have been a pain. I was going to say. Must have been annoying, man, but they look great. They look awesome, man. Hope he ends up in the movie.  Neurotic as Joker or The Joker. I wonder if Joker prefers Joker or The Joker. I don't know. The flim flam. Shadows Thanos. Thanos. The Nos. Norms. Internet historian as Brainiac. Oh, I wasn't sure what was happening with his head. I was like, is that? No, they've gone full Silver Age with this one. Oh my goodness. Brain pieces coming out there. Is that the robot stuff? I don't know. Either way, another villain. Literature Devil is The Shade. I'm unfamiliar with The Shade. I think he's a flash villain. Kind of a villain turned hero. Kind of Delio control shadows and stuff. He looks neat. Very large top hat. And that's what's important. That Star Wars Guild is enchantress. I know her from Suicide Squad. Count Dracula is Magneto. Enchantress? Oh, she was so. Oh, so I guess she's using the comic book outfit. Yeah, I think so. Presumably, yeah. Yeah. And critical drinker is Rajal Ghul. Oh, a drunken. He's a villain as well, right? Rajal Ghul? Yeah. ER is the Condiment King. He would be honored.  Is that Salt and Pepper on his ears? Is that how that works? Gorgeous. My Lorella's Mysterio. I am the Condiment King. We go. PSA Stitch is Black Adam. Wow, he made him Black just because he's Black. Wow. Just because he's Jewish, he made him Black. Wow. Mark Cyborg is Polkadot, man. The very selfish character, okay? Driven by his narcissism. No. You'd almost expect him to be Cyborg, but I guess it's surely villains. Cyborg is kind of villainous. Yeah, a little bit. Yeah. Think about it. We can wear his Kite Man. It's pretty funny. Kite Man. Kite Man. Mark has to dodge Shredder. Look, he's got a hurlmet that comes off too. I wonder how that'll look. Look at those legs as well. All these details. And we got... Oh, they've got like our... Our icons turned into paper lads as well. Four rags updated to a vampila. That's a really good one, though. I really like the... I really like that. I can swap right now, in fact. Yeah. I'll do that. That's one of my favorites. Yeah, I really like this vampila. There's so many that I like. I'm spoiled for choice because of all the spooktism pictures I have. And I just love that our little avatars here have been transposed into paper versions. They look wonderful. Well, once again, thank you so much, Deepakins, for all the work. Test the relico. Absolutely. Yeah. Those are all wonderful. I'm continually impressed. And for maintaining the site, of which has so many features, so many informationals, statistics, loombastics. I see that we're already like, significantly past the anniversary. It's like you're heading for another one, guys. Yeah. It's like, oh boy. Give us a goddamn minute. 20% of the way there, or something. I don't know how the math works out. I think so. You get to stay up 24 hours again. Aren't you excited?  Fringy needs to sleep before this one, but... Yeah. Hopefully that'll be the case this time. We'll go to sleep for like a few weeks beforehand. It gets you to charge. Yeah. But yeah, the site is amazing. I love the variation for this wonderful month. I imagine Krimis will probably get one as well. Maybe, maybe not. I don't know. Thank you so much.  I'm starting to wonder, it's like, well, there's a lot of papercraft ones now, because it's like the original ones. There was already a Herald Wing variant ones, right? Or am I making that up? I don't remember anymore. Are the papercrafts from last year? Oh, I can't remember. I can't remember. The original set. Yeah, Halloween 2020. There was a whole set of them. Look at it. And a Krimis one. And then the Justice League ones. With metal as cyborg. There you go. Yeah. Man, you must cry like digital tears in the side that's not an eye that's normal here. Yeah. Excellent stuff. Thank you so much. Back to Maro Party, I suppose. Pario Marti. For those listening in chat, you still have access to a poll that'll tell us things about what you may or may not be looking for to give us information. While you should never lie on polls, please don't lie on this one. Yeah, this one especially. This is probably the most important poll ever delivered to humanity. They'll be talking about this poll in the next century. Van Helsing War of Polls. Van Helsing, Salim and the Dawn. The world is in good hands. Hello from Ketchikan, Alaska by the way. Hello. Oh, Getzel, you're cold. But they've got those those chats to keep them warm characters to look up to. How to celebrate Halloween when spent driving for job. How to spend Halloween when driving for job? Run over trigger treaters. Yeah, it's a little bit illegal though. At least you get caught. Um, only, okay, only run over trigger treaters and self-defense. Right, right, right, right. Some of them do attack Halloween. The full moon, man. Get some weird attitudes. Or in the late hours when no one's around. Here's my peace offering. Huffing. Hello, Raggleton. Soupy ween is almost over, but you Halloweenies are all right. Hey, that's not a weenie. Okay, yeah. I love me a good Halloween. I think all Halloween's are typically good because they're just wonderful times of year. Yeah, Resident Evil arcs almost complete, by the way. Last one's out tomorrow. I will be playing, uh, finally playing that alien game after all these years. Yeah. I've heard this one is slightly better. I've heard this is better. Yeah. Watch the House of Ashes play through in the new RE EFAT movies back to back yesterday. Quite the roller coaster. All had Salim's mighty steak. All hail. Yes. Yes. All hail. First we get FNT with Molar and Drink and now we get EFAT with Drinker and As. I am spewled. I should think so. You are spewled. Don't forget it. I hope you're having fun with all of the spuels. Spuels. The League of Extraordinary Jebs. Yeah. It's a movie we all want to fund. You have to wait for him to- It's just one Jeb, but it's called League of Extraordinary Jebs. Or it's Jeb and he constantly is just swapping outfits like the glasses and the mustache you put on. I do like the idea of just multiple Jebs but they have different powers though. Oh like a multiverse? Yeah that's the high Jeb and the invisible Jeb. Jebs on the multiverse. Multiplicity Jeb. What are you guys' thoughts on Light Year? Pixar running on fumes or an interesting direction to go with Toy Story IP? Personally I'm curious.  I guess I don't really have any thoughts. I'm pretty apathetic on it. If the idea in full is just there was a movie that the toy was made from in the universe and that's the movie you're going to see, I'm just like I don't care. Yeah I just- I think we kind of already got that with the adventures of Buzz Lightyear so it's like it's an idea that's already been done and with Tim Allen as well because this one's going to be Chris Evans as Buzz Lightyear so it's like- Which is not going to feel right. No. As soon as it says to infinity and beyond we're all going to be like maybe, maybe you can go to beyond I don't know. But yeah we'll have to see, wait for more time. Is that going to create continuity issues because the toys have the voices of like when Woody was in the show Woody's roundup, right? He had his same voice, same with all the other characters so is it a continuity break that Buzz Lightyear doesn't have Tim Allen's voice in the show? You just have to assume that when they made the toys they got a different guy to do the voice box. But we see them put the VHS tape in in the adventures of Buzz Lightyear and it's voiced by Tim Allen. Yeah. Well this is the original movie see things moved on as time went on. Why is it so virtual? Buzz Lightyear movie in that movie. If this is the original movie that came out in 1995 why does it look like an animated film that came out this year? Because it's a different universe.  I guess, I guess we have to presume that's the case. Yeah. Yep. It's all going to make sense.  It'll be perfect. Does anyone know any good sci-fi books specifically military sci-fi? The only one I can think of is Dune and Ender's Game. Also, high-rack. Yes. I do. I have excellent recommendations. The Halo novels. The Fall of Reach. The Flood and First Strike. Those are great sci-fi military novels. I would highly recommend those. Those are a fun read. The Flood was my favorite of the three but I think they're all pretty well written. I have no recommendations, I'm afraid. I need to read more. I can't read. Fringelfrang, do you have any? I agree. The Fall of Reach is a really good book that's worth reading. I'm blanking at the moment. I'm sure there are other ones. All right, Starship Troopers. I'm on that. I haven't read Starship Troopers, so I don't know. Yeah, Dune. Dune's got military stuff in it. Frank Herbert. That's a book. Oh yeah, that was the one you said in the super chat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just slinging out suggestions. Yeah, sci-fi military books. I mean, I guess if there are any good Star Wars novels. It's a Star of Marines. Oh yeah, it's a Star of Marines. Now don't be fooled by the title. Nobody knows what's about. Or the cover or the author. Interstellar Marines, the story of Marines going into the interstellar. There they go. There's loads of recommendations. Enjoy. The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen comic by Alan Moore is great. As an adaptation, it's an enormous dumpster fire. On its own, it's entertaining. I mean, yeah, I found the movie entertaining, which is nice to have as a factor, I suppose. But I would like to read the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen comic at some point, though there's parts of it that I've been informed by Gary. That I was like, oh, that happens. And he was like, yeah, it's pretty edgy. And I was like, oh, something that I wouldn't even want to tell you guys for the sake of not just scaring you. Oh, yeah, don't spook me. Unless we're all this. I know we're, you know, I know we're balls deep into October, but I'm not ready for that kind of spookery. Interstellar Tangerines. Interstellar Tangerines. I went to see the scene where Mirahide bullies jackal into ordering a really big top hat for him. Also, yes, Halloween demolishes Grimbo every year, every time. Oh, damn. Well, true, but I'm glad you're passionate. It's good to be passionate about things. I want to see the scene. So, oh, right.  When I think we commented on that when we're watching it. One of the few good little, yeah, one of the, I'm not going to say the few good things, but one of the things about the League that was good was when Tom Sawyer, he picks up the really big, yeah, like a little nod to how come his hat's so big. He's really baffled by it. My favorite way to spend a Saturday is playing Guild Wars 2 and listening to EFAP. P.S., high rags. Hello. That's wonderful, yeah. I imagine you're doing it right now. It's a good chill game. Also, the demon in Shang-Chi looks like a ripoff of Zaitan with a demon-y head. Who dat? Zaitan is one of the big evil dragons in Guild Wars 2 story. He's the undead one. Oh, Neat. Neat name too, Zaitan. Sounds a bit like Satan, but that's... Saitan. Shippo proved with facts that Squid Game is anti-capitalist. Oh, Shapiro, I'm guessing. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, he said he gave it a 1 out of 10 for politics, right? Yeah, which I wouldn't, but that's okay. Just find it amusing, that's all. He's an odd one. He's an odd one. I really like to Star Wars rankings, though. That was interesting. That was fun. That was a thing that happened. This one just says it's bigger. It's just fantastic dialogue. Loeg is my... Oh, right. So League of Extraordinary Gentlemen is my favorite Sean Connery film. I don't tell people about. Oh, right. It's the best of the ones you keep behind the sofa. Cheers. Cheers to you. Cheers to you. I remember watching this movie eight years ago and thinking, why does Dorian Gray keep his mortal weakness in his own house? Well, it depends where in the house. You want it hidden, right? That's the idea. Yeah, you want it hidden. And I assume it can't be destroyed. I guess so, yeah. I think that's how he kills himself in the old movie with Peter Cushing. Or am I thinking about... No, it wasn't Peter Cushing. I'm thinking about the Curse of Frankenstein. But I think that's how he kills himself in the old movie, spoilers. Is he destroys the painting?  I wouldn't recommend it. A lot of the ones from those times are a little slow, yeah. They really are. A lot of those old movies, those old classic horror movies, they are fucking... They're just a slog. Please, EFAP Knowledge and Defense. It'll be interesting. It'll be interesting. Sorry. What was that? Some weird guy.  Oh, that's a channel name. I thought it was like... Yeah. Okay. Oh, Jesus. Merry spooky ween boys. Looking forward to this one. Also high counter-agular.  Oh, hello. It's okay, because you can be a ghost down a vampire at the same time. That's true. If a vampire dies, I assume he becomes a ghost. Yeah. Ghost. But I don't think he becomes a vampire ghost. He just becomes a ghost of someone who used to be a vampire. Like, he doesn't get the powers of both. He's a ghost with fangs, but they don't do anything. Yeah, it's more decorative. It's like a skin. Hello, fappers.  I'm not kidding. Oh, Angermanland. Nice. You just go there to be angry? Because that sounds kind of fun. I can be angry here in the comfort of my own heart. Yeah, but what if they have theme park rides related to being angry? Oh, actually, that could be fun. The harder you yell, the faster it goes. Ah! Oh, I figured it would just be like a ride where Provence is you and the nuts. That might be angry, but yeah.  Yeah, I might be on the floor like rolling back and forth. I'm angry, but I'm also like, you know, out of commission. Angermanland is a historical province in the northern part of Sweden. Fantastic. All right. Hi, Metal. Did anyone in your family serve in World War One or two? No. Wow. Missing out. Maybe. Maybe. Moriarty without Sherlock was sad face, but I liked Hyde and Invisible Man. Also, your title says Gary, and yet we are short one boomer. Justify yourself, please. Hi, Rags. Hello. I'm afraid he couldn't make it, but the title will be updated when it goes on to the Mulu channel. This one just has a thumbs up. Thanks so much. Hey, Thumbus. Thumbs up are good. Yeah, I think so. They go with Thumbus. Thumbs up are good. Not to be confused with Thumb Ups. Yeah. Will EFAP ever watch the 1994 live action Jungle Book movie? I don't know. I don't know. I've not got a desire to, but if they want to, I'll be like, all right, I'll do it for you guys. I'll make a sacrifice. If it's Mimi enough, it could be something. In this film is Moriarty Dracula from Van Helsing's mortal twin brother who's pissed off. He's not Dracula, hence amassing a supernatural army. Could make some sense. He has an entire motivation. He's not as cool as Dracula from Van Helsing. Or Dracula from Dracula Untold. Not Dracula too much. That's a prestigious Dracula right there. That is a powerful Dracula. There's a sensory overload Dracula, bat hands and battle, bat hands battle, bat fist, battle bat fist. Yes. What if Moriarty felt the world was stagnating and he believed that conflict would allow for science and technology to advance?  The war makes everything desperate and innovation flourish or something. I don't know. Would have been more interesting. Yeah, instead of just, I'm bad and I want the world. I want money. Hi rags. Hello. Also hi rags. Oh, hello. Have you watched Star Trek, Deep Space Nine? If so, what's your favorite character? If not, get on it. It's good stuff. I've heard it's good, but I have not seen it. No. It is my favorite show and my favorite character is Garak. There you go. Hail ifap. Cheers, drinker. Shamai, Moriarty. The rugby today. Ugh, Javi. So that, well, that's the highest for everybody. Hello, cheers. And hail. Moriarty's original work would have been hard to do justice to, but the film is still a poorly finger-painted replica of a masterpiece. Yeah. From what I understand. I think it's a poorly finger-painted version of itself. I don't. Yeah. I don't think it has much to do with the source material, from what I understand. It didn't take a lot from it. Do a fap on K&D, Moriarty. K&D? Knowledge and defense, I'm sure. Oh, right, yeah. TLJ critique video.  Go away. Worse than cinematic vet of just the first five minutes.  You have to see at least high rags.  And it is amusing, but like, I mean, there's no point in covering that at all. Worthless content. It's okay.  Because Remarble Republican, remember, he was a troll. And this guy seems like that's the idea. I don't know. Because nobody makes arguments that bad. Well, I shouldn't say that. I had quite a tenure here on YouTube. I'm discovering such an incredible audience. How much do you guys know of the Gentleman War of World War I? Large aspects of the lines not wanting to fight should have played into the Gentleman aspect. Yeah, they could have used that. But I don't know much about that, no. Yeah, I don't know anything. Stuck on a desert island, you take 10 films you consider objectively the best or 10 of the most entertaining films regardless of objective quality. Entertaining. I gotta be entertained in a desert island. Definitely gonna go for entertaining from myself now. The question for me isn't really about those.  And I can definitely get a lot of use out of it. That's the kind of thing I'm probably gonna want. Yeah. This one just has a poop. What am I to make of this? Oh, because what's his name? Nostalgia Critic. His video was really poopy. Ah. Mina equals Thor. Just look at the hair. Did you guys get Thor vibes from Mina? No. Sorry. No. I didn't really get something. I mean... Very curious what you are referring to there. Is it just look at the hair? Which Thor hair are we talking about? Because he's got different hairstyles at this point. And you want to hear about Coochelaine, the OG Hulk? Coochelaine? Is that what you said? Coochelaine. Coochelaine. Classic horror character or something? Coochelaine, the classic horror character? Hmm. Never heard of it. Yeah, it doesn't ring a bell. Or if I have, yeah, I don't remember it. There's a familiar flavor to it. I just can't place it.  Oh my god. I stole this joke. Bimetroid Dread, High Rags and the Gang. Hello. Um, yeah. From what I hear, Bimetroid Dread is fan tabulous. Really? Yeah, I've been enjoying it a lot. Why? I have to make everything about you, Metal.  That's true. While Wild West has the same sort of energy as this slash Van Helsing, will it get an EFAT movies? I'd say definitely, that movie. I know it'll work for that. It'll be fun. Also, peace offering scratches for the best of best. Everyone's offering peace to offering. Peace to you, Darker Heart. Thank you very much, though. Mina Harker is also a German band, neat song marked. Fair enough. Good stuff. I mean, that's as good a name as any for a German band, I'd imagine. To be fair, there's been a time here and there where nostalgia credit got me thinking. Oh, but why? Was it because he said something bizarre? I don't know. I mean, the question is, has he ever made a good video? I do not know the answer to that. I'm sure he has. Maybe there's one in there. Surely just through statistics. Maybe. The one thing you could say is, I wonder if he's the person who's covered the most movies. He might be. It might be. And I'm not, I can't dislike him, you know? Well, that's fine. I don't. Yeah, I can't dislike him. There's something about him that's too earnest and it's in his goofy weirdness. I've watched the channel awesome movies vicariously through only plays gang. Have they done like a reaction to them?  Or are you just saying like the references to it? Because yeah, they are. They are like channel awesome groupies or anti groupies, I guess you could say. Wait, channel awesome made movies? Yes, they did. They got, I think it started out as just a meet up and then they recorded something at it and then the following year they were like, we got to do it again, but now more. And then they kept doing that. Until like the whole really weird. AVGN versus yeah, as a critic thingy. Well, they did the fake fight of game reviewers versus movie reviewers. Yeah, it was great. Everyone remembers it. Why, you don't sound very sure of that. No? No, you don't. Well, I feel like you're reading a lot. Let's like just like read a response theory or something like that. You're just going nuts. And he didn't say anything back, so I assume that was true then. Nice. I just written something on Twitter's. Was it interesting enough to share with the class? Um, no. Cool. All right. It's interesting to get a little bit of my attention. But yes, Channel Awesome did make movies and you'll see them on EFAT movies one day, but until then you can go and check out other people's reviews of them.  But I have returned. Why go back? No. Okay. I've watched Channel. Oh wait. High rags. Hi. Did Fringy's goo make you slippery? He doesn't have my goo. We wouldn't have to have it to have been made slippery by it. I don't need his goo to make myself slippery, yeah. No, but somebody's asking if it was my goo, but you can't answer that because you don't have it. Wouldn't have to have it. No, they were saying, did you get wet using the goo? And I'm just saying definitely he didn't get wet. Whether or not he got wet, that's up to him to decide, but whether it was with my goo is not, like, it's just not in question. It wasn't my goo. I feel like it could have been someone else doing it to him with your goo, right? Oh. No one has ever handled your goo? No one else. It's just mine. Anyone done it without your knowledge? If they did, they'd be breaking the law. Oh. I wouldn't want rags to get wet unlawfully. That's right. Every time that I get wet and slippery, it is totally within the bounds of the law. This looks like it was filmed on a flip camcorder. I'm assuming they're talking about League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Oh, maybe the video at that point actually. It's hard to know. Yeah, Doug has not upgraded his setup. Well, he upgraded it once to go to HD. But he's never, like, switched to anything beyond a camcorder, which is embarrassing. Oh, and you know what? It crossed over 100, sorry, 1,000 votes, which probably ended the poll there. Just a strong 60% or 57% jumped around there. Yeah, 57 for one per year. Seems like a relatively fair sort of thing to understand. I just want to make sure that you guys will be up for that. And I suppose maybe in another EFAP, we will ask them for ideas about what kind of stuff they'd like to see. It would make the most sense. Yeah, all right. One per year. Lots to think about. Lots to consider. Lots to consider. You should read League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. It gets crazy. Some of the things Gary told me, I was like, oh boy. Oh boy. It was scary. Fun fact, Zach Snyder shot the Everybody Knows scene from Jostus League along with six hours of assembly footage. If anyone says Jostus only uses 10%, tell them to, tell them that to humble them. Um, what's the Everybody Knows scene? Uh, in what? Jostus League. Everybody Knows scene? Oh, that was the, uh, the opening, like in the credits, the opening credits montage, I think. Oh, is that what that's called? A lot of that was, well, a lot of that was just footage that was in a different context, right? Yeah, I think. So it wasn't Jostus' choice to have guys randomly kick the, the oranges or whatever they were? Yeah. I don't know whose choice that was. He desperately made use of it, though. It didn't slow motion, so maybe it was Snyder. Doesn't the Eternals imply that the Celestial that wiped a planet in Guardians 1 ordered our losers not to interfere until the Thread of Death? Pyrax? 69. 69, come on! Hey! So, um, the one in Guardians 1, I mean, like, I guess we'll have to wait for Eternals to know exactly what the context of information they're going to provide us about Celestials is going to be. I guess, yeah. I don't know, man. It's going to get weird. Um, long bone, also Pyrax. Hello, um, I am going to step out for a bit. I've got the thing I had mentioned earlier, going to head out for a while maybe. I will be back and you guys, will you guys be going in two hours from now? So the thing is to be done with today's ones, probably going to take us about 20 minutes. In which case, we could simply save them. And, um... Well, if it'll only take 20 minutes or so to get through them, I can stick around and we can do those. Yeah, if you're for that. All right. Okay, that close-up of Captain Nemo fighting the mutant. Um, yeah, I did try to show some of that, but obviously the copyright can be tough.  It's just the way he looked, you know, the execution of that concept. Yeah, it was not great, but he could have been really creepy. You mentioned talent before. How do you define it? Like hardworking, etc? Talent. Talent? Depending on the way that it was being used, probably just the capacity to do something well, I would assume. If you show great talent and, you know, an instrument, it means you could play it well, or it really kind of goes to anything. But I assume that's how we used it. Yeah, I've not thought into death how exactly I would define talent, because of course it's not like you can have innate talent at something, and then something that's developed into a talent. So it's like it's not defined by that. I guess it would just be how good you are at a thing. That's why we say natural talent, instead of just talent all the time. Like you can have natural talent, but also you can practice and have a great talent at doing something. Proficiency in a skill. That could be it. Yeah, where I'm... Mahler is not very talented at defining talent. Oh, what was wrong with what I just said? He will be if he keeps practicing. If he works hard, he will be very good at defining talent. I feel like I already nailed it in the time you did that, a little montage of training. That's weird. In movie time it was extremely impressive.  Hilarious. Hi, I have no clue. No, I haven't. Don't know what that is? Me neither. Can't say I know. Oh, we lost on that one. I don't know. Okay, EFAP crew, discuss the Matrix. Go. No. So we're gonna do EFAP movies for the Matrix trilogy and then the fourth one, because it's coming out on streaming. So you'll get coverage of that soon enough. And we'll talk all about it. We'll be like, oh, look at the bit with the thing. So everything. No, I haven't actually sat through the Matrix. So I can't really discuss it. That's like your opinion. Generally what it's about. Yeah, it is. Well, they are interesting movies for sure, and they do deserve discussions. But not quite today, soon enough. So Antlis, it was a pretty good monster movie. Funnily enough, they share a plot point with Tross and pull it off better. Long, happy Halloween-disms to all. Hey. Antlers, I've heard of that movie, but I don't know much about it. Guillermo del Toro, making a spooky monster, I think. But I was on a different stream with someone else talked about it. I can't remember if... I think before I've seen people are liking it. Nothing hugely passionate, but that's fine. I'm still interested in seeing it. Where do I sign to join the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen?  Hey, you know what? You can pick anything for your favorite, and that's okay. I get amused by it, so... When your schnitzel isn't gluten-free. Gluten-dorf enough. It's up-notch. Can you guys eventually cover Man from Uncle? I recently re-watched it, and it seemed really... Seemed to really stand up as a fun goofy spy movie. I'm not opposed to it. So is that the new one they're talking about? With the Henry Cavill? Yeah, is that the one? I've not seen it, so I don't even know if that's what's been refit you. I've only heard of it, but I don't know nothing about it. But yes, perhaps. Yesterday I finished a complete 11-hour playthrough of Soma on my YouTube channel. Thought-provoking rat, long man. Absolutely, yeah. Hopefully you had fun, slash, we're engaged. Uh, Nostalgia Critic doesn't tighten up his tie because his undershirt isn't a collage shirt and doesn't have proper collars to tuck the tie under. It's a mess. Look, Nostalgia Critic's got enough problems without you ripping into his wardrobe, okay? Well, guy, let's see if he can just get the joke writing done first. Then we'll talk about the other things. Chris Stuckman was in Nost Critics TFA review. Oh! So that would have been what, the end of 2015? I wonder if there are... I wonder if Chris Stuckman feels he's evolved past Chris- Chris Critic. You'll get that eventually. Chris Trickett. Can I just get five coins? Eh, could be worse. Happy Halloween, you massives! I'd like to suggest Jaws 4 for EFAT movies as well. I believe Nostalgia Critic's best stuff are his Christmas reviews. Also, hi rags. Also, also, hi mollus. Hello! Hello! I feel like we do the Jaws series at some point. We're planning on doing a lots of series. And I hear Jaws 4 is definitely the best one. Yeah, we still got, there's like four Dragon Hearts, five Scorpion Kings. Three mummies. Three mummies. There's gotta be a joke there. Nostalgia Critic in a nutshell. Yeah, well, so the problem with him is that when he hasn't found the joke, he'll just be like, well, I gotta say something. And it's like, no, no, you don't have to. You don't have a joke, you don't have to. He's considering how much it skips over. He skips over huge swaths of a movie, and then will reference something that he doesn't have a joke for. Which is odd. Yeah. I won't play so much if it doesn't have fewer flashes. Well, I guess we'll won't play it then. Shitty game doesn't have fewer flashes. Nostalgia Critic explains the punchline of the joke before trying to deliver the joke. That could be another way to format the problem with his jokes, yeah. Well, Norm MacDonald does that really well. Sometimes he'll, he will add the explanation of a joke to the joke, and it will be just really funny. He's Norm MacDonald's. Huh? That's probably why.  Yeah, Norm MacDonald is an extremely talented comedian. He was very clever and funny, so. I reckon that's part of, like, what's key.  Being talented. One day. Ryan Reynolds is a better actor than Ryan Gosling. Oh my god. Um, that's a tough one. You know, I like them both, but if I were told to rely on one of them for the best performance, I'd probably go with Gosling myself. I'm not sure though. I'd probably go with Gosling, yeah. But I had to think about that one for a while. I do like Ryan Reynolds, and I do wonder if it's the fact that he gets cast as a goofy comedy person too much that makes me think he can't pull off more drama roles, which it may not be true. Um, remember to change the time zone, C-E-D-T dudes? Oh yeah, mine would have switched by now. No wait, tomorrow it switches. No, it is tomorrow. Fuck. Alrighty then. Do the Resident Evil zombies have brain dead seconds? Probably.  Alan Quartermaine was a series of 12 novels, two movies, previous movies, Indiana Jones Before Indiana Jones, Only More Badass.  All right, Alan. I hope he's not Mary Sue. I'm only at episode 37, so much content. You'll get there eventually. It's an easy road. You just sort of slide right down the e-fap tubes, you know?  Sean Connery is right about women. All right then. Noor. Noor. Rags, you in a for a vamp- You in for a vamp-er lady and doggo rumpy-pumpy three-way. Uh, depends on the other two people involved. Apparently there's a vampire lady involved, but I don't know. Aren't vampires supposed to be like cold or something? You can heat them up, right? You know, I can heat them up all right, but maybe. Yeah, if they would just sat around in a hot room or a greenhouse, maybe.  They just toast it up. If she just heated up dinner for me, maybe. I don't know. Put her in the oven. No! Oh my goodness. They don't like fire. She's a safe distance from the fireplace. Enough to get warmed up, but not enough to get burnt. Asana? Yeah, Asana would work really well. Asana. Asana. As I just checked my, my time changing tonight. So in about two hours, it goes back one hour. Ne. E. Women get slapped, men get punched. Equality. You can slap men if you want to. Go right ahead. You should punch, you can punch women if you want to. That's the angle I'm going with that. I thought you're going to end up with going right ahead like I did, but you didn't. No, I, I did you, but you had to hit. League of Extraordinary. The palm strike is kind of the middle ground between the punch and the slap. So maybe you just do that to everyone. Or just like spit on them. Maybe. Some of them like it. League of Extraordinary Halloween costumes. I know. Think of what's going to happen next to you and the next roll out. I'm going to go one more day of Halloween. When we're winning. Yeah. Halloween Wang. What did he say about? I can see is what did he say? Danky, wanky or something? Dingy, dingy, dingy, dingy, dingy. Yeah. So it's not a gang. Just wanted to say thanks for all the great extra content this month. No problemo, but do not expect it to be the norm. It's going to be the door. Though I look forward to next year's Halloween movie arc as well. And I say that as if it's over for this year. It's not. You still got one more Resident Evil. Oh, boy. And tomorrow, right? We have not tomorrow next year. I can only work on one day. But next year we have the next one planned, but we haven't planned the next one to watch for the year after that. So good. Oh, so many things. How exciting. How exciting. Boring from the cinematic venom book of misunderstanding what characters say in a movie I choose not to like. Yeah. He concluded that Sawyer was actually Corbin's son. He's just like, that's just what it was. Poor guy. Yeah. Yeah, that's nostalgia critic is made for deaf people. Wait, so the visuals are great. Is that what you're saying? I don't know. I feel like I'd be even more distressed if I couldn't hear what he was saying because I would just see this very deranged man moving around and then you wouldn't know he was deranged if you couldn't hear him. I don't know if that's true, is it? I don't know. I've had these screen caps I've been documenting tell a different story. You would assume he's saying things way smarter than he really is. But God, yes, that was a great review, I think. Everybody's saying Alan Kortemain had many sons. Many sons had Alan Kortemain. I am one of them and so are you. Many sons had Alan Kortemain. I am one of them and so are you. Was that a song? No, it could be. I don't think so. But maybe it is. Never hoist of it. So I wouldn't know how to sing it, you know? Rags, if I intentionally lose at a game of cornhole, is it still considered throwing? Yeah.  Yeah. Apparently there's an American Cornhole Association. I'm glad. I said no blowhole association.  I am unfamiliar with that game. Yeah, here, maybe I'm just explaining it poorly, but this is cornhole. These are cornhole boards. You're playing those like when you were a kid, like at fairs and do-it-yourself games? It's unlocking some small memories, I think. I think I've played it. Maybe if I saw it. Also, if that movie's tremors one through four, when? Yeah, I'm on board with that. We'll have to figure out a time.  I don't even know what the state of the rest of them are. I think I've only seen the first one. Maybe, I don't know. Not even know there are more, but it doesn't surprise me at this point. In the SG... Squid Game, in the Squid Game you forgot to mention that the one-year time skip doesn't make sense if ProTag didn't withdraw any money. He still had his debt with the Mafia. I got the impression, which I don't think this is much of an answer, actually, but that he became like a drifter to the point of not having any, like, I guess, way to find him. But I guess he must have, right? Because the bank found him. No. I assume that he paid the debts, but that was like it, right? Because he... I guess? Well, yeah, I think the banker says you haven't taken anything out of the account since the day it came in, so... Ah, so, yeah, that might be an issue. Yeah, it might be. No, they mentioned withdrawing very little money. But he owed more than very little. Yeah, I don't think it was little amount of you owed. And, yeah, I'd have to watch it again. I can't remember if it was more dialogue than that. Wasn't the Mafia connected to the Squid Game? I don't think so. At least, I don't think there was anything to necessarily say that. I know that the friend of Busan man mentioned that he'd signed away his physical rights or whatever, but I assume that's just because Squid Game people monitor everything rather than they work for the loan sharks and stuff. I recommend for Halloween is Nicholas Winding Refn's The Neon Demon. Beautiful cinematography. So vivid, hitchcock-like mood, and most messed up ending I've seen in the last few years. I've heard of that, but I've never seen it. I'd be interested to see. Yeah, I would like to see The Neon Demon. There you go. We'll write it on our to watch thing. Every frame is done being paused. The eFap is over. If you switch to Super Chats at four hours, then it was only a four-hour eFap. Short man bad. Therefore, I am profund. Hi rags. Hello. Four-hour eFap is not short.  That's what they say, right? Sure. Yeah. We'll do it now. That's that's what it is now. No more Le Refn's Movies of Pretentious Garbage. That's fine. There's a bit of pretentious garbage in everything, right? Okay. Cue face. We have plushies every time you cover Nostalgia Critic. I think we have a coverage rate of him about two per year now, I think. So sorry about that. Off topic. Did anyone come from South Borsing? Civil War was bad? Also, recently we watched... That's not a question. It just says, did anything... Oh, did anything come from South Borsing? Civil War was bad. I don't... I don't know what would come from that. Civil War good. In fact, Civil War very close to great. We've considered calling it great, right? Yeah, I would call Civil War great. Pretty great, yeah. Also, I recently watched Stargate and thought it was all right. Have any of you seen it? I have not. I've watched Stargate the first movie. I don't know if that's what they're referring to, but it might be. Oh. The one with... God, not Bruce Willis. Mel Gibson? No, Mel Gibson. Fuck. What's his name? Bruce Gibson. No clue. Nah, just a second. Kurt Russell. Kurt Russell. That's it. Yeah, the one with Kurt Russell. I am... James Spader as well. That'd be cool. He played Daniel, yeah. Me. Yeah, if you've never seen it, I think I would like to rewatch it because I watched it here and there when I was a kid on VHS. And I kind of like really liked it as an action movie. I'm curious if it really holds up or not. I would like to see it again. I watched the show a whole bunch, with friendos. I've read the show, it's good. I remember there's some really funny stuff in there as well. They have like some couple of goof episodes, like adversity episodes. They're really funny. Yeah, I really liked it. I wonder how good it holds up these days, but I really loved it.  I watched a few episodes of Atlantis back in the day. That's about my experience with Stargate. Um, Ravens are like crows and remember Forest Spear? Forest Spear from Bravo Team had a grenade launcher and it was Star's Sniper. Clearly don't mess with Blackbirds. Well, I mean, squirrels shouldn't be, you know, ignored. I still think they've got, I'm pretty sure they can make projectile weapons from their, well, everything they pick up, right? And you got Conker's Bad Fear Day. That kind of, that adds to it, right?  Play with Conker's?  I got no clue. Chat am I alone here? It's okay if I am. Conkers are like, wait, is that an alien, Tim? Or does that make sense? Like a Conker? I don't know what that is, yeah. I thought you were just memeing right now with all the Conker you just said.  Not actually a meme, but it could be more Conker Tree. That's probably what I'm looking for. Yeah. I didn't know that's what they called. Oh, okay. Yeah, those are Conkers and they split apart really well so they make for fun when you slam them together and stuff. They use those for, oh, you saw the Wikipedia picture as well. I'm on Google images, but yeah. Well, that's the first one that comes up with the Wikipedia. They got spooky shells, but they open up into things and then those open up into things. For a while you could collect these here in Germany and bring them to Haribo facilities and get Haribo for it because they use it to make different Haribo stuff. Oh my god. Yeah. I look like Nature's Babuskadel. Yes. What are those again? Conkers. Yeah, never heard of them. I wonder why that is. I don't know. I'll have to do some more research on that one. Great listening while working outside, but I seem to have developed a headache. I'm not sure if it's from fresh air or listening to idiocy or dystopia critic. I thought fresh air is going to do it for you. Yeah, I don't think we'll be blaming the fresh air on that one.  I just take really casual, slow, easy walks around outside and it tends to help a decent amount. Which kind of Lord of the Rings should be watched first? Extended. Extended. Just don't use the theatrical. Always watch extended. Forget the theatrical ones exist.  Oh, yeah. From where? Mike, Peter Jackson. We're going to touch up. I don't know. I don't know more specifics about it, but apparently that's going to be happening relatively soon now or should be happening from when you promised it.   Like the sacking of the Shire or something? I presume we're going to see what looked to be when Sauron and Aragon fought at the Black Gate. I'm assuming we'll be able to see what that would have looked like. Yeah, I would imagine it would be just stuff that they shot, but never like finalized. Like things that weren't deleted scenes like the stage underneath that. Yeah. Yeah. Tom Bombadil as well. Probably pop up. So yeah, maybe we need to see what's going on. More stuff. Now, where would I find this cut to purchase slash rent? If it's not the standard one. Can you stream Lord of the Rings on services now? I don't even know where it would be. I do know. It's somewhere, but I have no idea. Well, you should be able to pick them up in the form of like a Blu-ray or whatever. Or DVD, I don't know. Whatever you prefer. I'm sure they're available because it's Lord of the Rings. Well, I'm just checked my Amazon Prime video and they seem to be on there. Or at least you can rent them there. You just want to watch them and buy them. Amazon Prime video. Well, yeah, there you go. And I imagine... I guess you have to Google to check what what editions are there and whether or not you can choose different ones. So this is the German Amazon. So Prime Video can get them for 12 Euro digitally extended edition. One of them is pretty pricey, Jesus. Well, there you go. Wait, there's a trilogy for 20 bucks. 10 in addition. That might be worth it. I would say it's worth it. Max's black mold in his home. The fresh air fixes headaches. He gets it home. Well, most of the vast majority of headaches I do get at home. But that's because I spend a lot of time at home and a lot of it probably has to do with me staring at screens for a large portion of portions of my life. That could be tied to it. Yeah, which is generally... See that all the fresh air rags. Well, sometimes I'll get them if I like sleep in a weird way in my head and this weird. Sometimes that'll happen. But if I'm... I think it's a combination of getting outside and moving air. I've got a fan, but that's different. And always drink plenty of water in case it's a dehydration thing. Yes, and I drink craploads of water. Water's really cool. I don't really... I high-five it. Water's great. I think it's just walking around a bit, kind of getting the muscles moving around a bit. The open air, not staring at anything particularly bright. Like when outside's bright. Yeah, but it's all kind of bright-ish. It's not like you have darkness and then a bright screen that you're looking at. So that's that part of it. But it does help just getting around moving a bit. And they follow up with saying, Lord of the Rings, I mean, which is my first time, which is superior. Again, first time, just go with extended. There is nothing about theatrical that is superior to extended from what I understand. Not that theatrical isn't... Like if you couldn't... If you could only see theatrical in your entire life, I'd still see that over not seeing Lord of the Rings. Of course. Um, hi, everybody. Your thoughts on freaked... What is it? What's... Is that a... Freak? Is that an old TV show? Hi, hi, hi. Hi, hi, hi. I'm... Hi, hi, hi. I'm... Hi, hi, hi. I'm not... Freak. Filmed. I'm afraid I'm not sure. No rags.    Okay. Yeah, little... This is the little one. What, um... Do you say it was a film, Mel? Yeah, I'm looking at Wikipedia right now. 1993 American comedy film directed by Tom Stern and Alex Winter. Both of whom wrote the screenplay for the Tim Burns. The only reason I know anything about that is because of Red Letter Media, when they were covering, um, uh, Bill and Ted's, uh... Yeah, yeah, that sounds familiar. Fuckin' I forgot the name of the new one, but yeah, they were saying that, um, Alex Winter's went off and made Freaked. I said, I've not seen it, but I know of its existence, yeah. They have a review of Freaked from a year ago. Oh. Jay and Josh. I've probably seen that, then. That's a good chance. The review, I mean... According to the red bar, I've watched half of it. Watch the OG 2D animated Buzz Lightyear movie. Have you guys seen that? I have not. Oh yeah, I was talking about that earlier. Yeah, that's why I think light was a bit redundant. I have not seen that. Yeah. Um, Kill or Be Killed by Spite is Fringy's Mortal Kombat music. Tis Law. All right. Wait, what? I don't know. Kill or Be Killed by Spite is Fringy's Mortal Kombat music. All right. I guess that means that means it plays when you enter the stage. I don't know. Maybe. Also, you should go to the Night and Dayfest in Ballarat. Parkway Drive for the win. Perhaps one day. Who knows? Rags, did you ever read the Halo book Ghost of Onyx? And if so, what did you think of it? Also, hi Rags. Hi. No, I only read the first three that came out. I didn't read any other ones after that. I've heard that one's good. So I can't remember the, let me uh, Ghost of Onyx. Eric Nyland. Oh, yeah, he wrote, um, he wrote the, I think he wrote the trilogy, but let me double check. Yeah, he read, he read Halo, The Fall of Reach and First Strike, which were pretty good. I'm not sure if he wrote The Flood, which is my personal favorite of the three, but they're all good. Um, that means just a second Halo, The Flood book. William C. Dietz wrote, um, D-I-E-T-Z diets, uh, maybe, he wrote The Flood, and I really like that one quite a bit. Play us, play DS3, you Dumbo. Also, I've played DS3. That is a Sekiro user, usually what they say to play, but, well, Sekiro rather. Uh, also, Helongo Frongo, also Hi-Raggs. Hello! Oh, it says Hi-Raggis. I don't want to mispronounce that. I'm sorry to say that Hytop's new video on Shang, or Hytop's video on Shang, she has a sponsorship from BlinkTets. Do you mean Blinkist? I would imagine that's what they're doing. BlinkTets. BlinkTets, you should review LO, it's on YouTube. What is LO? Well, yeah, LO, I feel like we're gonna need more than two letters to identify a piece of content. Let me check. Even though I got SQ, I was like, Squid Game, it's just like, some of these are tough. If you have the characters to spare. I think they did. They must have. Yeah, please don't leave us guessing, you know. I'm not sure about that one. Hello, Massives. Hi, Rags. Hello! I know Mola hasn't played Metroid Dread, and I'm unsure if Rags has, but I was wondering if there's a chance E-Fap would cover David Jaffe's criticisms of Metroid Dread. I think it kind of did. We did it in a private call, though, didn't we? We'll do it with- Oh, I don't remember. Those go on as long as E-Fap, so it's a great situation. I was gonna say I'm sorry, chat, but there are some private E-Faps. I'm afraid. Whoa! Whoa! We're halfway! Oh, well, we're more than halfway there. Don't worry about that. Yeah, we're almost actually at the end now. But I just like that song. But I mean, if he continues saying stuff like that, oh, he makes like a full video, we could probably, we could just look at it on an E-Fap at some point, if someone can link me like something efficient instead of like a stream or whatever.  Steak greater than truck. Yeah, I don't want to spoil that.  Fair enough. Yeah, I gotta check it out. I just haven't yet. Trying to be able to do that tomorrow. Yeah, I'll probably end up doing that tomorrow. Because I just wouldn't, I wouldn't want to spoil such a great moment.    Yeah, that ending sucked. I remember really liking the channel or some specials back when I was a kid. I feel like I would still like some of them unironically. I think it would become ironic enjoyment because you would just be like, oh my God, they did this. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. But maybe maybe. Wasn't one of them called kickassia or some shit? That was the second one, yeah. Kickassia. Hi rags. Hello. Is Fringy's goo wet? Also, hi rags. Don Blass. Is Fringy's goo wet? I assume all goo is wet. I guess Fringy could confirm for us. Yeah, maybe if it's very, very thick goo. Maybe not, but it strikes me as a wet kind of goo in my head, like how I'm imagining it. Fringy gonna confirm with the nine? What's happening here? I don't need to answer these questions. Well, you could just deny it then, right? Don't leave him hanging. You made him angry, super chatter. Sorry about that.  He's very furious now. I'm not mad. That feels like production. Oh my God, I've had to tune him so far down. He's on one percent. I got shot in so loud. Jesus. You're so unwilling to just accept there are some. Ah, yeah, on my ear. Sorry. Are you sure he's the finalist? Oh my God. I'll just mute him as fine. All right. Oh, look at this next one. Fringy is very defensive about his goo. I think I have the right to. The frugal thought. Oh yeah, you have the right to be defensive about whatever you want. Sure. You're right. It's philosopher, socialist, king, Andrew Ryan. Socialist teachings of really inspired Yeah, the frugal doth protest too much. Me thanks. Also high rags. Hello. More peace offering scratches for the good boy. Well, thank you. Did you see that eSports coke ad? Talk about cringe. You're talking about the one where. Down their weapons and that it's like it's an eSports game and I just decide to stop fighting. So you see coke through eSports is solved. The in-game characters decide to stop fighting. Yes, right. Actually, let me. It's even more because you remember the one with. What's your name? The Kylie Jenner with the Pepsi. Remember that one? This is like that. But now it's it's not even real people anymore. It's in-game characters. Yeah. I could just throw the whole tournament. So it's like, no, we're not fighting anymore. Some so bad. You feel nothing but bad. It's just unfortunate. Watching it again. It's like I saw a poster for it when I was walking around in the real world and I was like, no, you stay on the internet cringe. You get away. It's so great watching them like let's stop fighting and you've got all these dreamers like, what is going on? And he's like, oh my god. Written by extra credits. Stop fighting. Extra credits. What are you reacting to? This is unbelievable. They're not fighting anymore. And they're all crying because they're so inspired. I'm going to have to head out. I do. I delayed a bit, but I do need to head on out. But I will I will be back later on if you guys are still going. If not, that's all right. We got eight of them. Should we just save them for next time? If there's only eight, do them. What if they regard you? Oh, I mean, like do them like if there's only eight, then let's do them. Very well. Here we go. Peace offerings, cringe coke. Do you like Huey Lewis and the news? Yes. Yes. I have not heard enough of them to say.  Except Wizard of Oz, which we're all OK with for some reason. But was it a dream? Was it a dream? Oh my goodness gracious. A return to Oz confirms that it was not a dream.  Remember scarecrow in that film? We're watching that free film. Maybe it's going to happen first time super chat. Long time fan was curious what the required criteria is someone who wants to be a guest freefap as an episode. Oh, that'll be on paper. Yeah, nothing that's figuring out a little bubbly. But thank you so much. And I'm glad I'm glad you're having fun. Also any opinions on Ghosts of Onyx? Halo novel. Oh, and Hi-Rex. Hello to you, but I have not read it. And I don't I'm guessing for you. I haven't as well. I think I've read that one either. I'm afraid. No opinions to share. Reading a book called The Righteous Mind. Why good people are divided by politics and religion. Worth checking out and really eye opening. I feel like that's something Adam's talked about before. So I might be making that up. I don't know. But yeah, neat. Here's some spooky coin to celebrate the best holiday. Also, what was y'all's scariest experience? Media counts. Yeah, you guys enter this one. I got to do something real quick. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Scares. Trying to think of like things that scared me the most in my life. I don't know. I'll just go for the media ones. I've explained some of them before. But it's the ring, the American ring remake. It was specifically when the climax for the guy. I say the end of the film. What happens to the guy? When I saw that as a kid, my imagination went wild. It was a bit spooky. Then let's forget about a couple things. I don't know. Any of you guys got anything? I just remember as a kid, I was terrified of the zombies in Ocarina of Time. When you become an adult Link, I remember the kid I was terrified. But that's it, I don't know. Darknessfall scared you as a kid? Lock me up.  You kidding me? She floats around while breathing heavily and she tears your parents into shreds. I don't know. This doesn't seem like the most fredliest person. At least she's afraid of the light. That's the plus. War the world's messier. What scared you as a young frog, Fringold? It's funny because I know that there are things that definitely did, but I'm blanking at the moment. Damn, I'm not sure at the moment. I know that they exist, though. Well, perhaps we shall get more on that some other day. Fringy, do you like Australian metal? Like Australian metal music or metals out of the earth? Or metal when it goes to Australia. I'm assuming they're talking about the music genre, I don't know. Then I'm not familiar with it at all. Darn. Rags is now EFAP's Buddha. And instead of rubbing the belly, we rub the belly and say hi rags. Hello rags.  I quite like this Jim Stirling-esque tradition of watching a Halloween film that isn't good than watching Nostalgia Critic do a bad job of mocking it. Yeah, it's great. Who knows what we'll do next year. It could be anything. Hello. Just to answer that question, I had to leave on for a moment. Um, scariest media experience, was it? Well, it didn't have to be media, but you could do that if you wanted. Yeah, I guess, odd as this sounds, it was the first paranormal activity. That came out a long time ago. I was in like high school or something at the time. Actually, I can't remember. Fuck. No, it wasn't. It was after that. Anyway, I didn't watch a lot of horror stuff. And I got a copy of one of the endings.  It just really, the first one I thought was like really, really scary.  But the first one was actually really scary. I couldn't care. I was old enough at that point, though, that things really weren't able to get to me that much, but I still remember. I was like, that was actually quite scary. I have been scared. Yeah. For me, it definitely was. I still don't really watch horror stuff. I just don't. So, especially at the time. Yeah, and yet. But yeah, that first one really scared me. I was terrified. I lost a lot of sleep over it. Makes sense. Like I said, I think I told you before, but I showed a friend it and they hated me for it for a while.  I was like, I have an ice cream. You'll be fine. Tee he chat is free. Why did this side of things doesn't make those show up? Why are you saying Tee he chat is free? What happened? The normal mods? Is that what's happening? Uh, membership, uh, there's free membership chats. I think I started something. Oh, I mean, welcome to whatever. I guess totally fine. EFAP to Hassan's chat. Abandon your posts. Flee, flee for your lives. Very true. And on that note, uh, we will end there. I know it's not the longest of EFAP for five and a half hours, guys. And you got a bonus one on Wednesday. But we'll be back on a Wednesday. More than likely to do a catch up. More than likely doing some more bat woman watchings as well. Because we got to stay up to date with season three and you'll get them eventually, everybody. Tomorrow you get the last of the Resident Evil arc. And you get me, Fringy and Rags playing the new Alien game. Gonna be wonderful to say goodbye to the wonderful month of Spooktober as our avatars and format goes back to normalcy. Come. It's cum. It's an umlaut. Akin. Akin. Akin. Nine. Nine. Ajuub. Um, is there anything anyone who would like to say before we end this wonderful night of Spooks? Yeah. No, honestly, um, I gotta, I gotta take off. I'll catch y'all later. I gotta, I gotta scoot and do some Halloween stuff. Very well. Oh, apparently Beowyn has a meme. Keep an eye out. One. Beowyn has a meme. Bring your channel for a little Spooky Wien surprise today or alternatively very late. You'll find out in the coming hours. Spooky Wien special. But yes, links to everyone's channels are in the description as you probably are very familiar with the cast that you see right now. And, um, oh the last one was Padoru, Padoru. All right. Padoru, Padoru. Padoru. That's where the avatar movies take place. Yeah. But yeah, thank you so much for hanging out, everybody. It's been fantabulous. Hope you enjoyed your homework of the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and then looking at nostalgia critic poorly attempt to talk about it. I thought it was a wonderful time. This will go up on the 31st on Moola, so it'll just be like right on time.  But, uh, yeah, thanks for joining us. Thank you so much for the donations. And we shall see you probably tomorrow. Well, today, I guess. Goodbye, everybody. Bye, bye. Bye, bye. Bye, bye. Waves goodbye. Bring it when you do it. You always sound like you're dying.