Yep, Charlamagne to God. Andrew Schultz. We are the Brilliant Idiots podcast. Back for another week of Brilliant Idiotness. Hezekiah Walker. What's up, my boy? You know, it's amazing how two men can come here, sit down, be ready to do a great podcast, you know what I'm saying? Be professional, be respectful of everybody in the room like we always do. And the lone woman in the room, the lone woman. There's only one woman in the room. Who's a producer? She's literally her job. It's her job to produce a show. Literally her job to produce. She goes, ooh, is this what, as a matter of fact, you tell them what they see, what you said. I don't even want to repeat it. It was so different. It was so terrible. Why would it disrespectful? Tell them what you said.  And what did she say? Wait, how did they get it on the inside? Exactly. They put a camera on the inside of the pussy? Yes, and then what else did you say? You go, oh, is this what it looks like? Well, I'd like to know what that looks like. Thank you, Andrew. No, no, no, no, no, she said, no wonder y'all get it.  Imagine a man doing that. Imagine three women and one man being in the room and doing that to those three women.  Come on, man. That's harassment. Technically, you guys were harassed. I was in the bathroom, but you guys were absolutely You were sitting right here. You were, I thought you were ignoring it on purpose. But is it harassment? Yes, I was like, man, Schultz is really practicing good habits because I was doing the same thing. I was ignoring it on purpose. Is it harassment if you're interested in looking at it too? Oh, say that again. It ain't harassment if she likes it. Oh, that's exactly what he sounded like. What did I really say that I was asking for it by the way I dressed, by the way I behaved? Was I asking for it by walking right by you? This is crazy the way these women act around us. Schultz, I'm going to tell you something that nobody wants to say, but it's the truth.  That could be true, too.   They do. She kept saying it over and over. She wanted us to watch this video.   What do they say? They're furious. Throw a fit. Yeah, they say something very, very toxic, man. Let the house get dirty. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, don't fold the laundry.  Y'all can have as many debates as y'all want about, you know, men transitioning into women. One thing's for sure. Women are definitely transitioning into men. What? What? Women transitioning into bitches? No, women are definitely transitioning into men. No, man. Wait, what do you try to say? I'm saying women are transitioning into men.  Yes, facts.    You're toxic, girl. You are toxic. I have toxic trees, but I'm not toxic. Yeah, you do. Just showing pussy getting pounded at the beginning of the podcast. Did it give us a little energy to start yet? Actually, actually, she's really producing. Maybe. Yeah. Don't worry, the men-to movement coming. The men-to movement is coming. Men-to movement. But it wasn't pussy. Did they show them nothing? Did they show them just? No. I got to find the video again. But it was penis. I thought I was going to work you guys up. You know, they talk. Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. So.  Hold on.  I'm not a sailor, man. How was your weekend? How was my week? Oh, it was shows.  Long Island, Long Island was amazing. Then we saw my boy Derek Poston get married, which was beautiful. I thought Derek was in the fucking, um. Go on it. Tell us. What? I thought he was in the trans-gender. Oh, he was into the Daddy Chills? What do they call him? Daddy Chill.  You haven't seen that meme where he goes, Daddy Chill. No, that's not like a penis-shaped ice pop. Is that with Daddy Chill?  A penis-shaped ice pop. Is Daddy Chill? Bro, that's funny. No, no, he got married to a woman, born woman. Wow. Yeah, natural born woman, got all the woman parts. Congratulations to love, man.  And it was one of those weddings where they just love each other, and everybody there was close to them, so they got to see this love manifested in real time.  Weddings are awesome. Weddings are very, very dope, man. It is impossible to not cry at a wedding. Bro, I can't. If you got a heart. And if you care about them?  And they're being honest, and they're really coming. Like, yo, say your vows. That's one thing that I would say for your wedding. Say your vows. Write your own vows. I want to get married again. You should redo your vows. I do. I do. I'm thinking about doing it on my 10-year anniversary. Same woman or? I hope so. I hope so. What do you mean? What do you mean you hope so? No, of course. But the 10 years, um, yeah, 10-year anniversary, I think I'm going to do it. Oh, that's fine. I'm going to do it. Where are you going to do it? Oh, out of the country. Anguilla? Yeah, life's different now. You know what I mean?  I love doing it. I did it in Charleston, South Carolina. Our birthplace. Amazing wedding. Awesome wedding. You was there, but I just wanted to. Beautiful church. Beautiful church. I just want to do it again. Because that's how much I like weddings. And you got to have the same speeches. Remember when? A lot of people didn't make it. Remember when your cousin spoke?  Oh my God. He cried. I didn't even know any of that. He was like, I was the only person who cared about him. Something like that.  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm the only person who paid him attention when he was young? Yeah, yeah. Who knew that? Charleston was just there mortified.   Trying to hold back laughter in his cousin. Crying about his loving affection for him.   Now you can't change somebody. Now you can't change somebody. Well, nah, I love weddings, man. Salute to Derek. Yo, shout out Derek, man. Proud of you, my brother. Shout out Sam. Proud of you guys. Taylor has a new segment she wants to try. What is it called? It's called All Memes Necessary. I don't know why she just didn't call it by any memes necessary. Explain what this segment is. I know it's something around there. She combined mad black slogans. All lives matter. Malcolm X is by any means necessary. All memes matter. All memes necessary matter. By any memes matter necessary. But, like, what the hell? Yeah, she just heard honesty right there. Like, I knew that was something wrong with it. I told her in the car. I told her I was like, nah, you should do by any memes necessary. She went, anyway. What is the segment, Taylor? All memes matter. What's the name of it? That's what it was. All memes matter. All memes necessary. All memes necessary. She just combined white lives matter. For all lives matter. By any means necessary, that's better. By any means necessary. So basically it's just a segment. All memes matter. Who was it, nun? So basically it's just a segment where it'll be memes that don't really have a storyline. So, like, for instance, your friend Duvall with the Tweet. That's not a meme, no, that's a tweet. I guess it's not that mixed trending that don't have a storyline. Okay, okay. Lil Duvall Tweet on One Bedroom Apartments. How can anyone have a peaceful relationship living in a one bedroom apartment? I mean, he's bringing up an interesting point. Now listen, New Yorkers, New Yorkers live in studio apartments with other people. I have done that and that was the worst. That's, because now the bathroom is your privacy. At least with one bedroom, one person can be in the living room, one person can be the bedroom you guys can, you know, separate. Yeah, but it's so small. I mean, how much different would it be with two bedrooms? I would say that one bedroom apartment caused a lot of relationships to end during COVID. Because a lot of people, especially if you lived in a city, you didn't have no backyard, you didn't have no place to actually escape, to like really get away and get a peace of mind. So you had to deal with each other, you was on top of each other, you started realizing you hate the way this person shoes. You know what I mean?  It could be something like you go use the toilet after them and the toilet seats too warm because of their cheeks. Oh, I love a warm toilet.  Little things like that. So I understand what he's saying. You can definitely have a peaceful relationship living in a one bedroom apartment, but I understand what he's trying to say. You're just two on top of each other. Yeah, I hear that. I mean, as a New Yorker, one bedroom is enough. But if you're outside of New York, I can see how people are like, there's no way we could do this. I mean, I remember going to like, I think we were in like Compton or something like that in LA and I was like driving like, I saw there were like homes and there was grass. And I was like, how is this the hood? Like I just couldn't. LA will fool you. I couldn't understand like, cause I've seen all these movies I've seen and I heard all these songs and I'm just like, there's no way this is the hood because in New York, you're really living on top and next to each other in a nice building. You know what's so crazy though? If you go back and you watch all those old movies, men in society, boys in the hood, all the neighborhoods did look nice. They look beautiful. Just like in LA now. Why are you murdering people? Yeah. Sit on the grass. The last scene in men in society with a drive-by, that's a nice, it looks like a beautiful neighborhood. The grass is cut. You know what I mean? I'm gonna do a drive-by when it's 80 degrees. Ask the brothers in LA. They'll get down for the crown.  Yes. Like they would do it with New Yorkers. Like Eddie Murphy did like the fresh air fund or whatever. Like they take some dudes. What was the fresh air fund?  But they would take dudes from the hood and they would bring them to like some beautiful suburban place and like find out what life really could be like. I think Compton might be too beautiful.  East New York is going up too. My green rabbit is pretty nice. Say again? I think it's going up too though, but gentrifying. Is that where you live? Now, honest to be honest. You live in East New York? That's crazy. Like I close to the big time projects. I won the lottery. So I got those like new apartment. That doesn't seem like a victory. Yeah, that don't want to. No, bro. That doesn't seem like a victory. Winning the lottery to live in East New York. How much you pay for your rent? How much you pay for your rent? Why did you move away from me really quick? Because I don't got time. They are gonna gentrify East New York at some. He's gentrifying it now, that's what I'm saying. You're gonna be grateful until you get moved out.  Is there a Starbucks over there? Yeah. A Whole Foods. There's a Whole Foods in East New York? There's about to build one. Oh, yeah, it's over, it's over, it's over. Y'all coulda loved it. Y'all coulda loved it until you get moved out. Y'all coulda loved it. When you see the Starbucks and the Whole Foods pop up, and white women, it's very important. There's a pollay now. Very important. White women are Mexican food. Walking their dogs early in the morning and in the evening. Yeah. That's when you know a neighborhood is gentrified. When white women feel comfortable to walk their dogs. Whole Foods and white women walking their dogs early in the morning or in the evening. That's when you know a city is a town. But aren't you, isn't that a little part of you that's excited? And think about all the landowners in East New York. Think about all the black families that have been owning land for a while. Now they're gonna make millions of dollars on that investment they made. That's beautiful too. If they own it. It is a problem though. If they own it. Let's hope they do. If they own it. But it's a problem when they're raising the prices up. Like people can't afford it. Why do you care? You own the lottery. Why can't you let them buy? I don't care about the community. Let them buy. People make money. Stop worrying about people once you've made it. Let the black people make money. This is crazy. Stop worrying about people once you've made it, Taylor. Yo. That's fine. That's fine. Spoken like a real G right there. That's fine. I'm like that one. I'm playing, guys. No, but come on. You landowner now, bro. You landowner now, bro.  No, you're actually supposed to care about people more once you make it. Yes, you do. Yeah, yeah, yeah.  You should. That's the easy. But when you own property, you care about them from a distance. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I still care. I care about people. What if like a large gang moved into your neighborhood? It would never happen. Why not? Because we are the gang. It's called the Home Wars Association. And we would all. We're doing background checks. All views. After that. We would shout out to background checks. Shout out to H.O.A. Come on, man. You know, H.O.A. is an Asian community. Come on, man. You ruffian. It would be a phone call. That's what I love about the neighborhood I live in. Oh, it's great, isn't it? Let me tell you something. The neighborhood I live in, if the neighbors come over twice looking for you, something's wrong. What do you mean, looking for you? Like, like, yo, I need to talk to you. I need to talk to you. We got drama in the neighborhood. Something's gone down in the neighborhood, baby. I got one in my building. I got a woman. I don't even want to say her real name. I might have already said it on a podcast, but this girl is so on it, bro. She's on it. She's so on top of it. She's a Karen. Oh, but to the best. If you don't got a Karen, you really not living in the right building. You need every building need a Karen. Was it what? It's not a Karen. It more so like. Someone who cares. Neighborhood watch. You know what? She's Karen. Yeah. She's Karen. That's why they call her Karen. Because she's Karen. We're in a group chat for all that. And she's the first person to hit the group chat. But are you here in this construction outside? I'm going to get to it.  Go girl. Get to that construction. Is she black? Yeah. It's a black Karen. God bless her. Yeah, but they also are Caribbean. So it's another situation. Wagwan.  Exactly. It's not all the way to Intrapyjet. I know, but I'm just saying they're building a lot of. Because you need a Caribbean Karen. What do you say? Riff Raff? Riff Raff. The Ruffians. The Ruffians. The Ruffians. Ruffians. Be careful when you go downstairs. Ruffians. Be Ruffians downstairs. Oh my God. Listen, everybody look out for each other. But you know what other things about this Duvall tweet? Everybody look out for each other. Because I already tested it. I didn't look at that for y'all. No, that's not true. We are. That Duvall tweet is interesting, because you have to have a peaceful relationship to even want to be in a one bedroom apartment. Like you're only going to be with somebody that you have love for that you already feel peace with. Because it's a one bedroom apartment.  I'm like, that's the next step before marriage. Do you think it's helpful to have time apart in a relationship? Ooh. When you mean time apart, you mean, like, I'm going downstairs to read for a few hours. I'm going to the gym.  No, I don't like that.   Didn't you do it? What do you mean? When you went to Philly and your wife was still in South Carolina? No, no, no. I, when I moved back up here to do Breakfast Club, my wife, we weren't married yet, but she was still living in South Carolina. But that was just me getting my feet planted again back in Jersey before I bought my family back up here. I didn't want that. You know, I didn't want it that way. I'll be honest. I like missing my wife. Like going away every couple of weekends on the road and then coming back and being like, yeah, but that's like, I'm working. I'm doing it for work. Just leaving them for pleasure is weird, but the fact that my job takes me away and I'm like so excited to come back and see my wife, I think that's a really nice energy to have in a relationship. I actually don't like it at all. When I even travel for business, and I know my wife can't always travel cause we got four girls, but I like when my wife travels with me even for business. Because you know that, like that's literally my best friend and we do a lot of business together. So it's just cool.  You know what I mean?  Like, and then there's certain moments that even happen when you're working that you want somebody else to share with. Yeah, I like the actual travel with my wife, like literally being at the airport with a plane. Like that's nice. But when I'm on the road, I'm working. So like, and I think I feel a responsibility to my wife when she's around me. Like it's very hard for me to like just shut off and like, okay, I'm not going to pay attention to you and just do the things I need to do. So now I'm not fully focused on the things I need to do. And I'm not really focused on her. So she's not getting any, she's not getting a hundred percent of me and I'm not getting a hundred percent of me.  But in terms of like work, I like to work. I like to be in work mode. And you gotta let her know, yo, these chicks still laughing at me, bro. Like, don't lose better looking at all this. Say 20,000 people out there, like 11,000 of them are women screaming for your boy. He has a kind of walker. Don't play with me. Don't play with me. Don't play with me. Don't play with me. With a bulge out. That's a fresh haircut? Speaking of. No. Oh.  I don't know, a few days ago. Oh, good. Yeah, yeah. Why, why are you asking? It must have been Russian. Listen. It must have been Russian. You saw the, like from the country or he was. Or he was. It wasn't finished. Don't you try to move off of this. Don't you try to move off of this right now. God gave you a haircut.  God gave you a haircut. Go, all right, let's talk about bust a bust. This is, we're still doing Taylor's segment All Memes Matter Lives. What is this Taylor? This is crazy. Oh, Buster was trending a lot. This is how you sounded talking to us. The way you looked at what's right now.   That's how you sounded. What are you doing right there? That's crazy. That's wild for 2023. That's crazy. Bust, that's wild for 2023. I didn't know the context of this. We're watching the video on stage and Bust is acting. Do we have audio? Yeah, they're audio.  That would make sense, right? Yeah, that audio is on. It's not really audio. It's gotta be audio. He's got a microphone in his hand. He's on stage. It's gotta be audio. All of a sudden Buster rhymes on stage at the final lap tour. Oh, he's, wow. Wait, this is 50 cents tour? Yeah, that's Buster's tour. I mean 50 store. Okay, we got to explain this. Buster is standing up and he's got the microphone. He's performing, give it to me. That's the record with Mariah Carey.  He's stroking it. He's stroking it like he's masturbating. Then he gives it a little thud and then it drops. Like it just got soft. See, it's hard. Then he drops it like it just got soft. And then bomb. Then it went back up again. And then he points. Yeah, Buster, why are you a wild boy for that? Like that's like some 1990s stage performance. Spliffstar just went to the background. I can't even like this.   That's crazy.   He's on stage. He's performing. He's doing give it to me. I understand. But it's 2023. You can't just be doing that to a random woman in the crowd, bro. But maybe she's asking for it. Yeah, I don't care. Because she might like it today and then be saying how she felt, you know, so offended, you know, two days later. Now that she's asking what she's screaming, stroke it. Stroke the mic. Hit the mic with the top of your hand so it gets soft and then make it hard again. You still think she said that exactly? By the way, that's the wrong song. He shouldn't be doing that to give it to me. He should be doing that to touch it. Touch it, baby. Touch it, baby. Touch it, baby. Touch it, baby. Touch it, baby. Give it to me is she got to be singing give it to me. Yeah. Baby, if you give it to me.  That should have been touching. Yo, shout out to bus, bro. That's fire. Bus to bus. That's also a crazy thing to be doing.  Nah, but this is what's crazy about it.  That's wild. Because Joe said it's a microphone, right? That's wild. Like, that just made me go, hey, yo. Like, my man, hey, yo. That's an A-yo. That's an A-yo to jerking. And then touch it right on your lips and then go back out for more. You are absolutely correct. God damn. That's a little A-yo.  Come on, bus. Bus to bus. Now you need a new mic. You need to ask for a new mic.  Salute to the legendary Buster Rhymes. Is that in your segment, Taylor? That's why I said they threw that mic. Buster touches? I got to get this one. This is Buster jerking.  It's the same mic, Buster.  No, this is good. Let's go back up to this one, Taylor. I like this one right here. Tyler Perry. Oh, man. This is a good one. I want Andrew to hear this. I want to know what he thinks. Listen, a lot of women, especially black women, and I might get in trouble for saying this, but I will, in our society right now, black women are making a lot more money for the most part than black men, right? There are a lot of black men who are successful, but for the most part, black women are making the money. So if you can find love, if that man works at whatever job and is a good man and is good to you, and honors the house, and honors his wife, and does what he can, because his gift may not be your gift. Exactly. That is okay. That's not somebody who's beneath you. That's somebody who came to love you at your work, right? Yes. And as long as he's secure in himself to know that, yep, she makes most of the money, all I can pay is a light bill, as long as she's comfortable enough to say, I'm going to cover the mortgage and all the other stuff, you've had a light bill, baby, you can take me to dinner and everything down there. That is fine. Yeah. That's fine. Yeah. But that's so hard for a lot of people to take in, because that means, no, no, no, I need somebody to, who is, I need, I need to make five times more, and I got to have the, I got to have, well, you can, but don't keep your list, baby. Yeah. God bless you. I hope it happened. Don't keep your list. But when you talk about just someone to love you and support you, I know people who have, who, who's men can't touch what they made. But when you see them together, that love, that support, that, that I got you, babe, it's a beautiful thing. It's over. Let's talk about this for a second. Let's take it out of black women, right? Let's just, because this is just a woman thing, right? This is what happens with women's empowerment. The more money women make, and the less men there will be that are making more money than you. So you're going to have to adjust your standards, just like men do. If men only dated women that made more money than us, we'd be gay. Damn. You know what I mean? So it's like, you have to adjust that part of your standards, right? And if women are going to start to make more money, which we all hope you do, if women are going to start to have more financial success, more business success, there's just going to be fewer men making more money than you. So you either all fight over the same few men or expand your standards to other things outside of income.  This doesn't apply to me. I told Taylor yesterday, I said, number one, all Tyler Perry is telling women to do is be like men. To your point, if all men dated was women that was on their financial level, we wouldn't be dating. You know what I'm saying? We all be dating each other, right? That's why the standards shouldn't be money.  Exactly. Who's got good character? Who's got good spirit? Who makes you happy? Who do you like to be with? Who do you enjoy having time with?    That is a prostitute. That is a prostitute. Why are you looking at me? This doesn't apply to me.  We know that about you. That's not true. I just want someone on the same level.  I'm going to tell you why. Oh, they are good at digging down. No, but I'm going to tell you something, Taylor. This is why we got to stop. This is why we have to stop. It's true. This is why we got to stop putting a price tag on people. I'm going to tell you why. We got to stop doing that, bro. We stopped that long time ago.  I think it was 1865.  But you know what? How long ago was you broke dick? No, I'm talking about when we stopped putting a price tag on people. I know. 1863, technically, but South came around around 1865. But, Charlotte, you always had ambition, though. That's what I'm saying, though, when it comes to something. Nobody has ambition. Nobody knows. No, not everybody does. Some people don't have ambition. I hear what you're talking about. Yeah, they're comforting. But nobody wants to be poor. Nobody wants to be poor. Nobody wants to be poor. And you just said somebody on the same level. What does that mean? I'm saying someone that made... I told you yesterday. Someone that makes at least 80,000 a year. There you go. That's a price tag. But I'm saying, though, this is the same status that I'm wearing. What if he makes 70? But they have a great guy. That's fine. But if they're grinding to make more... And they got a big team. What if he makes 40? And he's grinding and has ambition. I don't want that, then. Okay, what if he makes 40 grand? At a certain age? He makes 40 grand as an intern for an investment bank. And if he gets that job that he's interning for... How old is he? Is he 25? Doesn't matter. If he gets that job, he's going to be making 200 to 300 grand. And that's all I'm trying to say in life. There's ups and there's downs. You're right.    Like, it's not a lot of... Because you like nine-inch dicks. That's another thing. It's very rare that...   That's a very rare thing. And you be on broad and eerie. What? What's that? What did you say?   I'm on the street in eerie. You didn't see his belly straight? You do do that. You do do that. I thought he was setting us all up for it. Me too.  Son, I got set up, bro. Someone almost caught me, bro. Really? This motherfucker messaged me on Instagram. He goes, hey man, one of these professors that I've been watching for the last three years mention you in one of his live... One of his live... What are they called? Lectures. This guy for three years, he mentioned one of his live lectures. His name is Howard Deets, and he talked about you as being at the forefront of the third golden age in New York comedy.  It's about time I'm getting my love for what I've done to the game. You know what I mean? But let me just do a little Google search before I hit this guy back with, like, oh, send me a lecture. I was about to be so happy. And I looked, there ain't no Howard Deets.  Bro, he was this close to getting me, bro.  Howard Deets nuts is fantastic. That's fantastic. That is hilarious.  Love people for love. What happened to love, bro? Yeah, we're trying to fall in love with somebody, man. Like, god damn. Like, oh, you putting a price tag on love? I'm trying to fall in love, man. No, we're not saying don't have standards, by the way. We're not saying don't have standards. At all. But your standards... Should match you? No, no, no, no. Your standards will inform... Your standards will end up being financial, but they don't have to start there.  He shouldn't be, like, already accepted because of that. He'll beat you every day. He might. He'll abuse you every day verbally, emotionally, mentally, physically, however you want it. But he rich. You want that?  Come on, man.  Disgusting. Come on, man. Disgusting.  Arrested. You know what I mean? Literally arrested. Absolutely, absolutely.  How do we know it wasn't butthole?  Yeah, it was probably butthole. It was probably butthole. Can I'ma be honest with you?    I saw corn. They were saying when it hits. I saw corn and lettuce. With a breath control thing. That's what that was? I guess. Oh, the IUI? Yeah.    Stiflu was getting hit in goddamn American pie. Oh, that made him nut? That damn, yeah. You know that's a lie.  I don't think it's a lie. It's a lie. Gays made up so they could get screwed. It's a lie. D.L. Niggas though. God, Lee, that sounded sharp. Didn't it sound like that was a sword? She just hit me with that. What if you'd have replied hugely? D.L. can never come out of his game, bro. Because if he does. Oh my God. Oh my God. He was telling us the whole time. It was right there. Right in our face. Salute to D.L., man. That's D.L., bro. D.L. is one of the funniest people ever to walk to face to the earth, man. One of the funniest and smartest people ever to walk to face to the earth. Shout out D.L. Yeah, find somebody that loves you for you. And stop saying that people are settling. Because that's not when you're putting money on something and you say that people are settling. That's not settling because it's like a good person is a good person. A great human is a great human. They may not have financial means, but if you connect with this great person and this great person opens you up mentally and spiritually it makes you feel like you've never felt before. You're happy every time you see this person. Your energy just goes up every time you see this person. That's not settling. Also, you might inspire that person to want more. You might inspire that person to work harder. You might inspire that person. I'm saying like I said, I want someone on my level. Even sometimes that doesn't matter. Why don't you look for an ambitious man? And when you just say ambitious. Yeah, that's what I look for. That's it. So don't put the money on it. I don't. Yes, you do. Why? I'm doubting. I'm making the same amount. You should be dating, struggling producers. Why? Like people who got a beat with me.  He's out of control. He's trying to rile you up. You know what? You get riled up every single time. No, I'm not. You fall in for the rile every single time. I'm not bothered. I'm not bothered. But like your shoulders are showing me a bother.  He riled you. He riled you. Listen, let's just think about it. A man on Taylor's level. Listen, listen, listen. Let me just ask you a question. You want to get on this plane? I do. I do. We should go. How tall are you? I'm 5'1". It's okay. So he's 5'1". All right. So 5'1". Let's just put together Taylor's man. He's 5'1". You got to give the dude a few more inches over a woman. 5'1". 5'1". Attractive. Very attractive. Attractive. Beautiful. Beautiful smile. Not thick, but attractive. Got no curves.     That's true. All that's true. All that's true. Stunningly beautiful. Incredible smile. Incredible smile. Amazing personality. Likes to laugh. Personality needs work. No, no, no. That cast personality is different than life. She's 10 out of 10. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Taylor and life is getting you right. She likes to make sure that if there's... Amazing dad jokes. Amazing dad jokes. Amazing dad jokes. Come on, bro. Amazing dad jokes.  Amazing dad jokes are top.  Amazing dad jokes. 100%. Dad jokes. She's a catcher. You know that. A catcher? A former athlete. Catch a dish. I hit your post. I hit your post. I fell on your post. I hit your post. I hit your post. I fell on your post. I hit your post. That was a double win. That was a double win. A former athlete. Former athlete, yeah. Former athlete. Lost it all. Don't have that anymore. Definitely. You think he lost it? Totally lost it. Did I put the last nail in the coffin? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. He definitely lost his street race a few years ago. Okay. Made him realize his soul before. Okay. Hard worker. Hard worker. Unbelievable. Very creative. Creative. Ambitious. People are starting to recognize... That hard work. First, this guy's a really good producer. Right? He's had one or two album cuts on some mixtapes out of Philly. Not no big... Not no big singles yet. You know what I mean? Okay.  Hot.   You know what I'm saying?  You know what I mean? It ain't on the boss. You know what I mean?  But you know they're lying, so you don't really take it too seriously. It's not that big a deal. Where are you going with this? I'm putting a man on your level. I'm describing you. Do you like that guy or you in love with this guy? I've been in love with him. Would you date him? I've been in love with him. By the way, hold on. Let's say the most important thing. They're going to be super successful. Ooh. But it's about do you believe in that guy? Yeah, of course. But here's the question.  I would definitely want...  No, no. It's not... It's not what you would go for. It's what is your male equivalent?   I'm just kidding. Yo.  Yo. So I'm assuming you're... First of all, when I say all my level, I am not talking about all the characteristics I have because honestly I would want him to have characteristics that I don't have so we could balance each other out. Like what? Um... You want it to be a seesaw? You don't want the seesaw to be like this? You don't want to... You don't want... You want it to be balanced?  What?  I want to see the guy way up in the air. What you doing there? Come down here.  She's at her level. Come down. Taylor, get up so he can get down here. Nice day, y'all, yo. Oh, my God. Yo, this guy's trying to rile you up every week. What do you mean? Why are you letting him rile you up? I try to tell you I fight every day. You got to rile him back. Every day. I riled him up the other day. Oh, you did? What did I say? He drank 24 hours of water in 3.2 seconds. That was unbelievable. Taylor just cruel. Taylor just cruel. Like for no reason. What you doing? I'm just sitting in the studio, minding my own business, talking about all the problems. No, we was in the studio. See, this is the thing with Taylor. I like to say things on the microphone for entertainment.  What did you say? What did you say? I'm just sitting there, minding my business. She turns to me and she goes, No, don't do that. You're lying.  No. That's not what happened. That's not what happened. What did you say to me?  What did you say to me first?   I was praying. I was sitting there praying. I got up from prayer.   I read your book. I read your book. I read your book. What, a man finished praying? After I finished praying. After he finished praying, it's crazy.  What were you praying for?  I was praying for Taylor. I was praying for Taylor, actually. That's a great one. What were you praying for? That's not what happened. I was praying for Taylor. He asked me a question about, I think that topic.  And it bothers me, but it was something about.   No, but you said something about.  Listen, you said something about other guys. I'm like, yeah, the same way, how your mom, or how your mom. How you doing? I'm a mother. Sorry, sorry. Sorry, sorry. You see how she's already setting up the next one? That's Taylor. This is her. Why she's talking about your mom?  She knows crazy. She didn't finish the sentence, but we all did in our minds. Yeah. So she made us finish that joke in our minds. Bro, she got the joke off without getting the joke off.  That's crazy, bro. That's crazy, bro. Why you made me think about you?   You made me think about that, bro.  For no reason. That's fucking. I feel fucking. I forgot what you said, though. That's bothering me. I'm not. Listen, you know why I'm not tripping? Because Thanksgiving is on the way, baby. What does that mean? Taylor, let me know what Thanksgiving is. What happens around Thanksgiving? Taylor, what happens around Thanksgiving? I don't know. What happens? Taylor, mama going to bring me some of that pie.  My mother's pie. Mama's going to bring me some of that good, sweet potato pie. Hold on, son. Wait, is your mama still bringing him that good, sweet potato pie? Yo, what y'all not about to do? Sometimes even cake. What y'all not about to do?  That's not what happened. That's the cake with the pie. That's not what happened. That's not what happened. You're trying it. You're trying it. You're trying it. You're trying it. She better bring both. You're trying it. Yo, I want some cake and pie. I'm telling y'all right now. Mrs. Taylor. Mrs. Taylor, Mrs. Taylor, all I am doing, Mrs. Taylor's mom, Mrs. A's, Mrs. A's, all I'm doing is respectfully asking for some sweet potato pie, and some of that nice, soft cake. Just make sure it's moist. It's moist, man. It's got to be moist. Especially when she cooks it unless it's sick for a couple of days. Let me tell you something. My dad does that. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. No, not that Philly pancake. You do not. Not that Philly pancake. You do not. Okay. You do not. I promise you that. No, no, you're dead. Okay. Stop. Stop coming for his wife then. We're not coming for his wife. All right. All right. We're coming for his wife. Baking up a cooking. I cannot. You really started this talking about family members, yo. Listener is still talking about cooking, y'all. What is wrong, y'all? You talked about his mom.  I meant to say wife. But we knew what you were going for. Yo, that was crazy. His mom fornicating. That's crazy to even see them mention such a thing like that. Taylor, I'm like, I'm flabbergasted. Do y'all want to go to an ad? Yes, let's play some better Taylor game. Thanksgiving's on the way. Go. Thanksgiving's on the way. Anyway. Shout out to Devane. Our apologies. Who's Devane? Devane on the street.  Devane on the street. Devane on this motherfucker's dick, OK? 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You can visit priceline.com slash brilliant to go to your happy price this summer, this winter, next summer, next winter. Get ahead of it.  Now let's get back to the show. We got church announcement show today. Yes, sir, we do, we do, we do, we do tour announcement, man, this weekend. First of all, I just want to say thank you so much for everybody who came out to the shows in Long Island. That was unbelievable. We did six sold out shows at the Paramount. Legendary venue out there in Long Island. So thank you so much. This weekend's Niagara Falls is sold out, but we have a few seats left for Windsor, Ontario. So come to that. The weekend after that, we're doing the Scotiabank Arena in Toronto. Those two shows are sold out.   We got Dublin, the three arena. We just opened up more seats in the three arena. Go get those. We added another show in Manchester at the O2 Apollo. On October 15th, it's a 4 p.m. show. So get there, England. We are not adding any more shows. So what I implore you guys to do is to come up to that Manchester second show. We just added, we had a second show in Perth, Australia, Melbourne. We added more seats to the John Kane arena. That's unreal.  So we're excited to be performing there. The Aware Super Theater in Sydney. We added a second show. And we're also coming out there to Brisbane. So thank you guys so much. TheAndershows.com for those. And then very, very near future. Some very cool announcements. Cannot wait. What you got, Charlotte? Sue to the homie, DJ Cuppey. She wants to come to one of the shows. I think she said she wanted to come to... You got a show in Dubai? We got a show in Abu Dhabi. Abu Dhabi? Yeah, but with that... Abu Dhabi or London? She wanted to come to it. She can come to it. We'll make it happen. We love you, Cuppey. Yeah, Sue to the Cuppey. I was with Cuppey last week, actually. Oh, yeah, where? She actually... She was in town because she spoke at the United Nations. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was in town. We had dinner last week. Her mom made us a lovely Nigerian meal. Oh, with that little Jolof rice? Man. Jolof rice, man. The oxtails and the chicken. It's amazing. I mean, the Nigerians are going to be upset when I say this, but that Senegalese Jolof is really the top of the top. Really? I mean, some might say the Ghanaian Jolof is the best. The Ghanaian is fire when they put the goat juice on it. Ooh, when they put that goat juice on it. I like Nigerian Jolof, too, though. I have never had Senegalese Jolof, but that Ghana Jolof is fire when they have that goat juice dripping on it. Fire. Ooh, man. Senegalese is fire like that? You know, we did a Jolof off on the pod on Flagrant years ago, and I think that we agree that we like the Senegalese the most. It was the most flavorful. It was the most... From Holland. Oh, really? Senegal, Guinea-Bissau, Senegal, and Sierra Leone. Now, here's the thing. That Mali region. We assumed that there might be some influence from French cuisine in it, whereas in Nigeria, you're going to get more, what is that, British colonialization right there, right? So, the French got better food than the British. And then Ghana, who was occupying Ghana? Who colonized Ghana? Spain. Spaniards. Is that right? But they also speak English, right? I thought it was Britain. I thought it was the Spaniards. I'm not sure. Look that up. I think it was the Spaniards. But also... Yeah, it was... It was the general... Chao. That was foul. That was fire, but there's no such thing as a Spanish general chao. I couldn't think of a Spanish name.  I couldn't think of an old Spanish name. I was like...  But shout out to y'all. We need to get some good Jolof in the city. Where's the best... Brilliant idiots, where's the best Jolof in New York City? We need to get a nice Jolof. Let me... I got a couple of church announcements. All right, hit them. Invisible Generals. Slew to my guy, Doug Melville. His new book... Well, his first book, Invisible Generals, will be in stores November 7th. It is the next release of my book in print, Black Privilege, publishing with Simon and Schuster. It tells the amazing true story of America's first black general, Benjamin O. Davis Sr. and Junior, a father and son who helped integrate the American military and create the famous Tuskegee Airmen. So if you are a person who likes stories about hidden figures in our society, Invisible Generals is the book for you. It's available for pre-order everywhere now, but it's in bookstores on November 7th. Also got to tell you too, my Mental Wealth Expo, man, my third annual Mental Wealth Expo was happening October 7th at the Marriott Marquis in Times Square in New York City, a day of mental health and healing education, okay? An Honor World Mental Health Day. We got a great lineup for you. Dr. Alfie Breland Noble, who runs the Acoma Project, as well as my foundation, the Mental Wealth Alliance.  Dr. Rita Walker, a phenomenal, phenomenal mental health expert who has a great book called The Unapologetic Guide to Black Mental Health. You know I recommend that book to everybody. The good sister Michelle Williams from the Checking In podcast on the Black Effect I Heart Radio Podcast Network and Destiny's Child. She'll be there. She's a great mental health advocate. Dr. J. Barnett, Brandon Marshall, Angela Rye, Elliot Connie, a great psychotherapist. Resma Minicum, the author of My Grandmother's Hands. He'll be there just to name a few. And it's a free event. 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Marriott Marquis, Times Square Saturday, October 7th. MentalWealthExpo.com, my third annual Mental Wealth Expo.  I keep telling y'all over and over, this is my challenge to all of y'all. If you're doing so well, pour back into other people. Give back to other people. If what you're doing only benefits you, it's not big enough. I don't know why that would upset anybody unless they know they're not doing anything at all. Oh wow, why someone got upset about that? I don't know. I just like to throw it out there and speak to everybody.  Oh, one more thing, Taylor. Yes, and speaking of doing things for people, not only do we have the Mental Wealth Expo, my third annual Mental Wealth Expo, we are calling all HBCU scholars right now. Join us for a weekend full of networking, music and celebrating Black culture in Nashville, Tennessee on November 3rd and 4th of 2023 because the second annual Thriller Possibility Summit is coming back to Nashville this year. It is an event brought to you by the Black Effect in Nissan. It is a two-day professional development weekend and we got live music. We got networking. We have a whole series of panel discussions with Nissan executives and Black Effect talent and people who actually went to HBCUs and went on to be successful. The only thing you got to do to qualify is you must be a current HBCU student and you must be majoring in a STEAM field, okay? Must be a current HBCU student and you must be majoring in a STEAM field and you can go to BlackEffect.com, click on Thriller Possibility Summit 2023 and you'll get more information on that, okay? Now, let's get back to the show. What else we got, Taylor? Oh, my cowboy is definitely going to the soup boat. You really think it. Come on, man. Listen, I say that a lot. But you feel it. I've been saying it for 27 motherfucking years. After that meeting, the Jets without Aaron Rodgers, you're like, yeah, definitely. Man, I'm just telling you, February 11th, 2024, we will be playing on Sunday, February 11th, 2024 and it's not even about, it's about the defense. This is going to be, remember I said this, this is going to be one of the most elite defenses of all time. And what changed? Nothing. It's just a team that's been playing together for a while. They added Stephan Gilmore at cornerback. You've got Michael Parsons in his third year. I think Trayvon Diggs is in his third year now. These guys are just seasoned. You know, they were already beast with extremely raw talent, led the league and takeaways over the last couple of years. But now to pass for us with Michael Parsons and the Marcus Florence, you got a front seven that you can line up any motherfucking wear, okay? My Dallas Cowboys are going to the Super Bowl, okay? All right? Remember I said it here first. I've been saying it for the past 27 years. Don't worry about it. I told y'all one of these years I was going to be right. This is the year I'm right. Okay? You're doubting me.  What do we got to tell him? What's happening, man? Is this a song that you're remixing? Is this Sexy Red? Yo, did you hear about the young lady in Florida who took her 11-year-old son with her? Because she was at this resort and she met these two guys and these guys had some drugs. And she didn't have a babysitter, so she did the drugs with the two guys, let the two guys ride a train on her. In front of the 11-year-old son? In front of the 11-year-old, and then she left with one of the guys and then the other guy died. And so the 11-year-old just had to sit in there. There's no way this is real. Florida woman arrested after leaving her son in hotel room with dead man. She did drugs with... Oh my God. What? Come on, man. A Florida woman is facing child neglect charges after she bought her 11-year-old son into a hotel room with two other men she used drugs with and had a menagee twi with. Why do they say menagee twi? Why do they just say the train? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I think that's a train. Can you imagine that?  The title. Hanging while mom banging. You know what I'm saying? Hanging while mom banging. 60-year-old man was pronounced dead. Oh, Jesus.  He was 60? 60 years old, man. She was 32. Like, there's a lot of things you bring your children with you with because you don't have the babysitter. Like, you might bring them to work for a second.  You know, run into a friend's house real quick. But yo, you like, I'm about to go do this drug fuel threesome? Is that the only time it's okay to leave them in a car with the windows up?  Oh, my God. No. No. He's 11, no. That's the same. He would know how to get out. Jesus Christ. He would know how to unlock it, but just leave him in the car, right? What would be the worst thing about watching your mom getting the train run on her? The worst thing?  Damn.  Yeah, that is crazy. I mean, the worst thing would be like, her like if she's asking for more or she's like harder, you know what I mean? Oh, the worst thing? Yeah, I think that's the worst thing. Oh, I think the smell. Oh, God.   Ew. And you came out of it.  That's why I got bad breath. That's why I got body odor. Yes. They always teasing me all the time with my body odor. Nah, that's crazy, man. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's a different level when you know your mom got a stink poo poo. God damn. Damn. Lord have mercy. They got to, they got to, they got to lock her up. No, no, no. She got to go. She got to go. Was the kid in the bathroom at least or something? You know why she got to know it? It's like, come on, man. It's like a room in Florida. Like, I don't know. I don't know. Maybe he wasn't in the bathroom. You would hope that there was another. You would hope he wasn't in the room, right? Yeah, he got to go to the bathroom and play video games. Yeah, what do you even tell your kid are you doing? Put your air pods in. Put your air pods in. Play roadblocks. Yeah, play roadblocks. What are y'all in there playing? Bob the Builder. You don't hear me getting screwed in hammers? Bro, have you ever heard your parents have sex? No, not heard. Come on, bro. You had to. No, no, I never heard. I used to hear my dad beating it up all the time. Oh my God. He was putting it in work? He was putting it in work. He was putting it in work. Damn. He was putting it in work. How do you know he was putting it in work though? Because my mom would say the name. Lottie. Lottie. Oh, Lottie. Lottie. Oh, Lottie. Man, that is sick. My brother was young. He was thinking something was wrong with my mom. She was hurt. He would go to help. He'd go out of his room. He'd say, is everything okay, mom? And I'd be like, yo, go check and see. He would go in. He would go in. My mom would say, oh, no, Greg. Go back to your room, Greg. Damn. Go back to your room. I just pulled me back. My father was just giving me a re-massage. I just pulled me back. Oh, Lottie. Lord have mercy. Yeah, but yeah, Larry Schultz.  Larry. Big Larry LDS.      Larry LDS, baby. That's for real. The LDS.  That's what they heard. But y'all never heard your parents have sex. I never heard parents. That's weird. That's more weird for y'all than me. I walked in once, but it wasn't like... They were under the covers. They didn't even notice that I...  You know what I mean? But why did you walk in? Because you heard it? Nah, I was just... I don't know. I was a kid. I just remember walking in and seeing...  What did you see? They was under the covers. But I just knew that... I had watched enough porkies by then to know that, you know... No, it was going down.  It was going down. You say what? You didn't have a lock? I don't like how you judge the poor. Yeah. It sounded like Taylor's just like, yo, y'all didn't have locks. Like, I don't know why you so judgmental little poor, just because you grew up in Upper Lord, Darby. Yeah. Wait, y'all, you never heard your mom or your dad getting in? Never? I would know if the door is locked, though. Like, that's the only... I never heard anything. Even after she made pie, though? Nega. Yo. Stop playing with me. Let me ask you a question. If she comes to the station... She's got a good head for it. I know, I know. When she comes to the station... That's a good one. That is a powerful one. When she comes to the station... She's got the tone. It's just... Next time your mama comes to the station and it's afternoon, right? Yeah. You know how the studio locks afternoon? Oh, huh. What if it's me and her in there? Are you going to have, like... My Nega. What? Stop playing with me. What? Stop playing with me. I'm sorry. We don't have to say when you put the mic before it. Yeah, that's the mic. Yeah, that's the mic.  Yeah, it sounds like a term of endearment. Yeah. When you just lead with the end, it's like nice and racist. Uh-oh, yeah. It cuts, like... Oh, man, first of all... First of all... Two things. Yeah. These are good topics. First of all, I love Doja Cat. Have I ever told you on it? No. I think so. I love Doja Cat. Doja Cat is one of the dopest artists out here. Yeah. I'm going to tell you the thing I love about Doja Cat. She's incredibly talented. She's incredibly talented. Yeah. Like, she's actually the dopest female... I'm going to tell you who I think the two dopest female rappers are. Well, three. Because Rhapsody is just a great rapper. Rhapsody is, like, a phenomenal lyricist period. I think she's one of just the best lyricist, male or female, whatever. But I'm talking about when it comes to, like, making music... Doja Cat and Dochi. Don't get enough flowers. Doja more. Definitely because Doja just put out her number one record, Payton Town Red, it was number one in the country. Last week, I believe it was, a couple of weeks ago. I think first rap number one in... First rap number one on the Billboard in a year, I believe. In a year or something? Yeah. But her and Dochi make incredible, incredible music. But the thing I love about Doja Cat the most, she is controlling her narrative on social media. Perfect. And she's got everybody thinking she doesn't. But if you're actually paying attention, you realize y'all are eating out of the palm of her hands. Yeah, she gets the internet. She's an internet kid, though. Exactly. This is, play this video. Everybody was clowning her about this. She knew exactly what she was doing. She's online, talking to live, right? And they keep telling her, something's behind you. Something's behind you. Something's behind you. All she does is play into it. Press play.  That's what's behind me. Look behind me. Oh, nothing new. Wait a minute. No, I'm good. Nothing new.  She's just playing with y'all. And y'all think y'all, but people think they're scaring her. Or even when she did that thing when she was like, stop following me if you don't like me. And then they said people were unfollowing her. Yeah, she lost a lot of followers. She had the number one record in the country two weeks ago, Alex. Every single she's put out from this new album has slaps. She's gonna be all right. She's more than all right. She had the number one record in the country two weeks ago. It's just followers.  All it does is keep attention. And she always does this. She addresses the... I thought it was Nightcrawler. Like, oh, she's pretending to be a demon, right? She was embodying Nightcrawler to me. Or the other one she was embodying the Scarlet Witch from X-Men with the Red Hoodie and everything else. And everybody's like, oh, she's all demonic and devilish and this and that. All it does is cause people to talk about her and pay attention to the music. They're listening to this song, Paint the Town Red. And they're like, this is devilish. Why would she say... I mean, musicians have been doing the whole devil thing for years. Or like... Three-Six Mafia, DMX, every heavy metal artist, every rock artist. It's a great way to rile people up when you're about to drop an album. We want to create controversy. But I think the thing with her is she's an internet kid. She grew up on internet. Deep, dark sections of the internet. So she's fluent with the internet. So she knows how to play it, utilize it as her advantage. And I think she's doing it incredibly well. She's bringing back the rollout. When is the last time you've seen an actual album rollout? Drake's rollout has been unbelievable. Unprecedented. You like Drake's rollout? The amount of time that he's been able to hold attention about the album coming out has been unbelievable. And the way that I look at it is this. Some people do a rollout for a streaming show. Where you go, oh my God, we're dropping this new streaming show. And then people watch it that weekend. And then the conversation is done. With Game of Thrones, you control the conversation before it came out. The eight weeks that the show is on. And then maybe a week or two after where you're predicting what's going to happen next season and what the future is. And I feel like he knew, or I don't know if he knew, but I feel like he's done a fantastic job of continuing to keep the energy with the tour. And then when the tour is over, dropping the album. Yeah, I think if Drake wasn't on tour, I don't know if that energy would be there. But do you think Alex said this yesterday? He was like, I think this is my design. So it's like... Well, it scares me. And it's not a scare because Drake's going to be fine. Drake put out a song last Friday and nobody cared. What was the song? The Drake and Scissor Rook. No, people, that's just dropping. People do like it. It came out last Friday. And it came out last Friday and people just started talking about the lyrics yesterday. Because I saw people posting about how he said something about whips and change. You get whipped and changed like African slave or something like that. And I'm in the group chat and I'm like, damn, Drake put out this record Friday and people just get into the lyrics on a Monday? I mean... That's not Drake like... He's going to be fine regardless. I just think that it's also when you think about... You look at the album cover and you hear the title for All My Dogs. I think we was looking for something a little bit more harder, a little bit more aggressive. Let's see what happens. This slow joint with Scissor. Let's see what happens. He's bringing the old Drake back though. Is this old Drake, Alex? You a Drake fan? I don't... I don't really know. Because it's like it is singing, it is rapping, so I guess it is old Drake. I didn't hear no rapping on it. Unless I didn't get through the whole song. I know Holly Berry is not pleased in any way, shape or song. But that's even genius. Like I... He could ask her, but then that's not going to create the conversation that he wants. If he's smart, Holly Berry goes, I wish he asked me. It would have been nice if he asked me. And then that's the news story. That's on TMZ. That's on all these other places. If Holly Berry goes, oh yeah, that's my permission. I think it would be really cool. Not a news story. So it's just constant news being generated and constant conversation between what's happening at the live shows and are we going to get the drop? He's controlled the narrative for months and just more and more people are aware that an album is going to come out. Yeah. So let's see what happens when the album does finally drop. But his ability to hold that attention around the album and use the attention of the tour to promote the album. I thought it was well executed. The thing I always give Drake a lot of credit for is that Drake does keep it about the music. Like, you know, even though Drake has moved on to do some other things, like executive produce Top Boy, executive produce Euphoria. He's got other things that he's in. His main focus for the last decade or better has just always been music. He's not running the being movies. He's not running to do his own TV show. It's always about the music. So he really don't give you anything else. It's the first year we've seen Drake do like three, four interviews, right? I've never seen Drake have this many interviews in a year. So when he does that, people pay attention to the interviews for the most part.  But I just, you know, what Drake doing is dope, but I'm telling you, man, the way Doji Cap manipulates social media is unreal. She's good at it, man. She's fantastic. She's really good. And she's talented as well. Like there are some people that can manipulate social, but they can't create the art. They don't have the music. She can create the art.  She's focusing on the devil. I don't know why it's happening to her so much when we've seen so many artists from so many genres of music do it. I think it's the most famous people because it's a news story when the famous people do it. When an unknown person does it, it's not a news story. It doesn't get clicks. But when Sam Smith is like invoking the devil, invoking or evoking? Invoking. Invoking. Invoking. Invoking is more of a sexual preference. But when he's invoking the devil, I think it's like, oh, wow, this is a huge music artist. We can get some clicks off of this. When Doja's doing it, huge music artists, we can get some clicks off of this. When all those like rock musicians throughout history did it, I think they did it on purpose. A little Nas X when he did that thing. Of course. Clear Doja's doing on purpose. The song is called Demon. No, but I'll say it. And she dressed up like Nightcrawler. When I saw it, I saw Nightcrawler. But Nightcrawler is a demon. Look it up. Let me make sure about it. I'm pretty sure Nightcrawler from X-Men is a demon. Oh, that's understandable. Nightcrawler from X-Men. I'm pretty sure Nightcrawler, type in Nightcrawler, demon. And even when she did the picture where she got all the blood on her covered in blood, I'm like, I saw DMX do that with flesh in my flesh, blood in my blood. Alright.  And the son of a demon. That's what I'm saying. So it's like, when I saw her do that, two things that she invoked that everybody said was devilish. I'm like, she did Nightcrawler and then she did Scarlet Witch when she had the Red Hood on and everything else. I'm like, oh, she's an X-Men fan. She knows what she's doing.  Even when she cut off her eyebrows. Yeah, like, that's just great internet fodder. Like, people are gonna meme it. They're gonna talk about it. She's crazy. She's insane. And you know what she does every time she does something like that? She puts out a record. Yeah.  Also, it's really cool to see an objectively beautiful person make themselves uglier. Most people try to make themselves look as pretty as they possibly can. Yeah. Especially women because they're judged so harshly on their beauty. So when you see someone who's objectively beautiful, ugly-fy themselves. Yeah. Take away their eyebrows. Post that picture. Did you see the picture that she posted where, like, she had, like, acne or something like that? And it's like, at first people go, oh, look how weird she looks.  Because she can get back pretty anytime she wants. Whenever she motherfucking wants.  Like, she can do that anytime she wants, man. Yeah. Sleuthin' Doja Cat.  Yeah. Sleuthin' her manager G. You know, I'm a, I like Doja. I like Doja a lot. Diddy, have you heard? No, that's another album you need to get into. That's a good, that's a good album. Man. Killed it? That's a good album. Man. Oh, that's dope.   What about but? It's an album, definitely, that it's a, it's a frequency. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like when you put it on, you feel something. I was listening, the first time I listened to it, I'm downstairs in the living room and I'm like, I need to be in bed with my wife. I need to be upstairs listening to her. I mean, being with her, listening to this album. Isn't that what they would always say about Diddy? Like his, one of his skills was the ability to recognize a hit. Yes. You know, like he just has like an ear, which not everybody has. Like we all think we have it when we hear a great song, we go, oh, this song's great. But there are people that can hear 10 and be like, nine of these are asked, but that one right there, go for it. Well, he was on, when he was on a breakfast club, he said something that everybody always knew, but I just never heard him say it. He doesn't play any instruments. Right? He doesn't even produce. He doesn't, he doesn't do any of that. He goes and he tells you what he wants, how he wants it, where he wants it. You know what I'm saying? He wants it with. Hey. You know what I mean? Hey. Who does he want it with? Sure, man. Who? Apparently Carisha. Shout out to Carisha, man. You know what I'm saying? What was that you just, oh, that was, Do you want to see it? Let me see it. Let me see it. Let me hear this one. Let's listen to what Diddy had to say about his new album. He said he's making music for the stroke. I love the whole album. It's a whole by your work. You know what I'm saying? I purposely was on there where you could, you could get your stroke onto it. This is for the strokeers. You know what I'm saying? A lot of cats, they like the rabbit style. You know what I'm saying? This is for the strokeers. You know what I'm saying? Cats that like to really make love to your woman, your woman like to make love to you, look deep in her eyes, and it's the stroke. Stroke. You should be kind of by the seconds. Nah, nah, it's more of a rhythm thing. You know what I'm saying? It's more of a feeling though. You know what I'm saying? But it's just not, like, ah, let me just, you know what I'm saying? You could throw that in here. That's like a song tempo change. Please don't do that. But it's like, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You can do that, but that's your only go-to. You know what I'm saying? Look at Jess. She's looking good in there. She's the love that we're talking about. This is that R&B. This is that. This is that. I'm gonna tell you why he's so loud. This is that soul, take your time, beg your girl to come back. You know how you lay it down. I got three records to have staying in it. You know what I'm saying?  I'm always like, oh man, baby, can you just stay? Don't leave me. You know what I'm saying? Stay, yes. And so it's just like, the way you make love when you're trying to get your girl to stay is different. You know what I'm saying? So it's like. Now I'm gonna tell you why this is so interesting after hearing him say this. Now play the Young Miami clip. Because it's one thing when somebody's just talking, when a person actually cosigns what you just said. This is cocky, bro. So how many rounds are you going? You know. The people don't. You know that. I know, but the people don't. Okay, so what's the answer? What's the answer? What's the answer? What's the answer? Baby, let me tell y'all something. I don't know what y'all are. They're thinking I'm gonna sleep. I'm like, guys. I'm gonna tell y'all something. For real, for real, for real. I really thought that I was gonna make him tap out. Like, I really thought he was gonna be being out of no chance. This nigga don't go to sleep. Like, everybody do. Mind you. Diddy. Diddy is the tender age of 53. That's crazy.  That's crazy. You know. That's crazy. He don't go to sleep. Well, you're the one. You know what I'm saying? That's crazy. That's crazy. Now he gotta be on a performance No, that's just that old man's crimp. Old man's crimp. Don't just apply to when you fight. He's also a Scorpio. That's different. You said what? He's also a Scorpio. That don't mean that. I'm a Scorpio.  But Diddy is also at the plate that, you know, they say when men get to that age, that's like the prime. You know what I'm saying? Like that prime.  Yeah, they do. No. Primes are super early. That's not true. That's not true. That's not true. That's not true. In terms of what? Sexual prime, you talking about?  Yeah, of course.  Back to back has not happened 50 years old without performance, hands and drugs. There's no way we're going back to back at 15. He's thinking like green juice and stuff like that. I mean, it's possible. Online. Yeah. Yeah, they said that ain't true. Yeah, of course not. They say it's the 20s. Yeah. 20s, we going back to back. They say you fall off after. I don't know though, man. I don't feel that way. I feel like I know more. You know what I'm saying? I feel like I know more. Yeah, you know more. But at the same time, it's like, what are we doing this forever for?  Well, that's the thing. No, no, that's the point. No, no, no. I come. We done. We watching suits. No, no. I come. I come. We watching suits. I like it. You come. You come. You come. You come. You come. You come. You come. You sleep. Yeah. Yeah.  All right. What else we got Taylor? You want to do some Oscar nitty-its Let's do some Oscar nitty-its Taylor. Let's do some Oscar nitty-its. No, we wait. What do we forget the aliens? Oh Not the aliens. Yeah, the aliens and the Scientists listen man. I hear this thing Well, that's that that don't even matter. It's a NASA scientist are predicting that on September 28th 2182 Earth will be hit by an asteroid with the force of 22 atomic bombs and now they're trying to do everything to stop it from happening.  We're not gonna be here, but somebody will Some form will be here. I'm thinking it's gonna be like a humanoid robot human I'm not tripping about 150 years.  It's always gonna be an asteroid. It's gonna bang into earth. Oh, yeah cap Yeah cap any happening the Mexican Congress somebody presented.  I'm gonna tell you why I believe this cuz it's pyramid in Mexico sign You ain't ever heard my joke on that I did But I believe that this period I believe this because there's pyramids in Mexico. Yeah, but be honest, bro And this is the joke, but it also makes sense here. We know that Mexicans built the pyramids in Mexico There's no question about that, right? Yes The reason why we think aliens built the pyramids is because they try and tell us Jews built the pyramids in Egypt They did exactly I've never heard Yeah, Jewish slaves is what they say But once that happened people like well, they must have been to help from you know the sky But do you think Mexicans need help from the sky to build anything Charlemagne pyramids? Yes Mexican ain't that good. They're great and building a lot of things but those pyramids They definitely need help from the sky. Now would that help their cousins? Maybe, you know, I don't think Mexicans are aliens Maybe maybe we all are no no no maybe Asians. Yeah, maybe we all are maybe we've all been dropped from different Plants, I think I think Asians are more alien than the rest. Okay, check this theory out I think Asians were the aliens favorite. I wouldn't doubt that because think about it Everybody else kind of looks similar like Indians kind of look like black people and white people and Indians are right next to China And then you cross the street and all of a sudden people start looking very different Speaking very different. I totally get it. So I think that the aliens favorite humans were the Asians That's just my personal belief. Listen, I try to solve. I don't dispute that they tried us all But they're like, you know, we really like those guys over there I had an interesting theory just because I saw somebody say this about how the aliens are just coming back to get There planted before we ruin it like almost like earth is on a lease So what if all of these different versions of humans are actually Different creations from different species of aliens and they sprinkled a little here Sprinkle a little there sprinkled a little here just to see what was gonna go out and then the Asians They like the best so they gave them language What you gonna do now? Yeah, what do you mean?  You hear people Like if you heard a recording from space and it was Mandarin you would be like they coming They coming right all right guys we take a break for a second because listen is fall is back breaking season Blue chew is coming and so are you okay same active ingredients is inside by Agra sea house But this is the boner maker. Okay, this is the stiffy. This is the backcracker This is the only thing that will satisfy Taylor. This is blue chew.  Let's get back to the show Salute ASAP Rocky and Rihanna man. God bless beautiful. I'm looking at this picture them as a family. Ain't that fly? ASAP Rocky Rihanna and they two kids Rocky is living the life living a living the motherfucking life You hear me living a life. Hey, you're perfect example. Perfect.  Go. Go. I know what you're about to say What am I about to say cuz I think you know a person who's Extremely richer than their man Extremely still that's too different By all logic shouldn't she want a billionaire mm-hmm.  No Guess what that's the improvement on point even more.  He's not no regular No, like he's still look at the percentage of how much less he's making so I didn't I never looked at that That's like you being with somebody who made like Rihanna wants to love and she got it. Yeah, loving money creep. No, she don't want no money She got her own money I'm saying he has enough money to the satisfy to the buy herself thinking about the money She got she's got she's a billionaire. They ain't too many people. That's the person Rihanna You're too focused on the money Choke on your So many different things. That's right That's right. All right. That's right. She's absolutely right. You don't want to say that's right. You sound like you're in the church You don't know never be that's your problem Whoa, whoa, I don't need to be interest a priest guy.   Yeah, if they were weaker and less intelligent, they wouldn't make it here But I think about that if they were weaker and less intelligent than us and they shouldn't even be able to get here Exactly.  You know I'm saying yo low-key the second we see an alien that's alive. We got to kill him because What has happened throughout history when people find uncharted territories good point. They know people Not really Man so moosa became the richest person in the human history. You think he did that by handshakes. Yes He owned all the gold. Oh, I wonder how he did that. They just gave it to him It was on his land. It's in his resources. It was on his property.  You know, so he's the only fair king in history He's the only benevolent king in history. He probably killed some people. He's like busy bro like Obama with the drones. Yeah, I'm saying Do when you came sometime there we go Alex boss 34 says how do you feel about?  How do we feel about that? I think it's the same thing, isn't it? How do we feel about dip free rim? How do we feel about differentiating? Yeah, did you tighten your circle? You don't even really need that big-ass word in there How do you feel about tightening your circle versus cutting people off?   I think it's the same thing Yeah, it's weird. It's like you don't actually cut people off It just when you're being pulled in many different directions, you have to limit the amount of people that can pull Yes, right so you never really tighten your circle from the people who are like Providing things or or trying to give things or providing value that never happens You just tighten from the people who are trying to extract and they might not be wrong to try to extract They want to work with you they want to do business they want to do something But you can only give so much of your time out and when the only thing that they come to you for is When they need something it's very easy to kind of limit it in my opinion And I think that shit like a lot of times in life when you're on to come up and your success where you're like spiraling up But you're just literally spiraling. Yeah.  It just is what it is, you know, like hey You weren't meant to be along for the ride, right?  Yo burp Harry Barry has an interesting question Why is see the guy so thick? Hmm. You know, it's so crazy. That's probably Taylor Because she's she's too prideful to just straight up ask me or what are you doing?  It is true. Listen man burberry Barry. I'm gonna tell you something God, baby. God. This is God. God did God's hips All right, it is what it is man. I'm glad you noticed though burberry pray. Yeah, you know what I'm saying?  What is that salt water taffy? Isn't that what you guys having charlston or something like that? They got charlston shoes.  Yeah. Thank you for noticing burberry parry. Go down. Taylor pause Yo, okay Can you trust a woman that doesn't get along with her mom? No, that's funny though kindlewood comedy There's name five books behind y'all without looking That's good. I got it Black privilege shallow waters Uh shook one shook ones um great gaspy Do we throw gasping in that bitch? Yeah, the great gaspies back there. You can't look No, great gaspies back there and um Uh the chronicle of these I want to give it to you I want to give it to you so bad I want to give it to you so bad I want to give it to you so bad because because you can't wait back.  Yeah. Yeah, but no They're cool with each other. I don't know. I don't know Taylor's on me. I'm just repeating gossip Someone put on the thing you like how come Alice and shifty don't get long because this new there's the the new uh, what's it called editor or whatever this guy philip is like Kind of causing a little bit of strife in between the editors because he's kind of nicer than both of them That's dudes to me somebody better renegotiate payment plan. Yeah, so shout out to philip. Yo you killing it Keep up the great work big phil keep keep up the great work Uncle phil. Uncle phil. That's what they're gonna call y'all Which one of y'all gonna be javie jeff? You gotta call him uncle philip.  No, this is not joke. You met him.  Cut it out.  He was nice and everything like that Okay, but that doesn't mean I remember It's fine. It's fine. Damn. Stop that. I told you about that. You don't know it He just literally shook hands and he had a joke.  Tell him Remember him. That's crazy. He's like literally met here. You guys shook hands. I shake a lot of hands. Damn. All right I don't remember philip. I'm not doing this with y'all Yo, sorry philip. Every day is cool. Y'all are cool. Okay Oh, I think fresh podcast says what would your death row meal be and why would it be a foot long?  I would never be on death row. What's the point? Huh, what would be like seriously?    You're just prolonging it. Yeah, you know what I'm saying like I wonder if it has some sort of benefit for the electric chair like If you don't have food in your system, it takes longer or something like I think this I mean, I know it's prison, but they if they're gonna allow you a last meal This allow me the last thing I want which is I don't know But like, you know, I mean that's what you should allow people depending on the crime though It's gonna be to get out No, no, no, you can't get out. Well, that's anything but that You know what I mean?  Would you fuck? Um, stop. Sorry. What would you do? What would you do?   So you're gonna be so nervous.  You're not gonna have any appetite That's what I really would want.  Legs don't work are poor tall in pro athlete shape And you can never make any money at all But he ain't say that so Oh, well if you're poor tall in athlete shape, you can go make money as an athlete. It's this is an unfair hypothetical Yeah, I'm gonna find something to do.  Yeah. I mean, I don't know if he's a billionaire, but the governor of texas wheels. He's he's in a wheelchair and But he's not but you don't got to be but I'm so he got enough money and resources to get whatever that would be It's crazy. We don't have those legs already built Like it's crazy to me. I feel like we've done so many things and that's like the easiest situation You would think that should that war machine got enough is already done marvel cinematic universe would be real Yeah, it's about money. Is it gonna make that much money? I don't know. I want my legs If it was profitable, they would do it. Yeah, I've been poor before I ain't never been handicapped I don't want to be I can I can I can I can deal with being poor. We'll figure something out But when you're in that wheelchair and you know There's nowhere to go like you don't know what to do. You know, you don't know how you don't know if you're You'll never get recovery back in your legs. I guess you're hoping for some type of miracle, but Nah, he's so tall and made up his mono already I just saw the healthy healthy leg. Yeah, you want to have healthy healthy leg. Yeah, you want to be healthy, man That's it. Taylor. I think this one better Okay, one more.   Yeah, they eat anything like that's their thing No, it's not their thing. They do like that. They like brains too. That's where brains came from Remember when everybody was using the slang brains for head?  Yeah, you didn't know that. What does this have to do with y'all surviving in apocalypse? Who's going to survive the apocalypse?  You know what I mean?  So who got that buster arms mic, right?  You think we're intelligent. You think we're brilliant You're absolutely right.  It's the brilliant in his podcast. Thank you for listening


Hi guys, welcome back to my YouTube channel. I'm going to cover an important topic today from a security standpoint for those who are new to living in Israel Or not so new and that's about how to find your nearest bomb shelter Now I'm not doing this video today for no reason. I'm doing it because tomorrow is the very controversial Flag March during Jerusalem day two years ago last year was it only last year this resulted in Hamas firing rockets on Jerusalem and kicked off a 11-day war and they have threatened to launch more weapons again Rockets if the flag march goes ahead through Damascus gates So it's a serious business and it's important any way to know this kind of stuff if you're living here because even though the day-to-day life in Jerusalem is pretty normal now and again tensions flare up and fortunately in this part of the world We can expect that dynamic will continue So this is the area Jerusalem website, I've lived in Jerusalem for the duration of my time in Israel I'm sure that every municipality has its own website So this says in Hebrew Miklath team seabourg Excuse me, which means public shelters So if you haven't come across this essential piece of vocab bomb shelter in Hebrew is Miklath So I'm gonna let you hear it from a proper Hebrew speaker now Hope that came through the microphone one more time Okay, so bomb shelter is a Miklath and if you're looking for how to find this you can go into Google and type in now my top Top tip all-time top tip for finding out information in Hebrew is to always search if you can type in Hebrew Type in Hebrew Miklath team be a rush a line for instance It you'll just have a much easier time than finding the smaller amount of results that get translated into Hebrew So this is Miklath team seabourg.com. You can see that there are 206 Public bomb shelters in Jerusalem you can export as a XLL XLS for spreadsheet or a PDF, but what you probably all you probably want to know about is You know the ones that are close to you So firstly shchona. I'm gonna zoom in a little bit. So it's easier for you guys to see Shchona is neighborhood mispar Miklath is the shelter number each shelter has and it has a Individual identifier ketovet is the address Soog is the type of bomb shelter that it is and shaytach is the area and I presume this is in square Meters so that should give you an idea of a capacity So starting with for example this one a boot or six seven eight Nakhshon shalosh now each time you click on the address of a bomb shelter It will link off two ways actually I don't think that's as useful actually as Google Maps, but it has the exact geolocation here So you can find out exactly Where that bomb shelter is located, but you can also just copy and paste the address into Google Maps So let's say you lived in and it's organized by neighborhood, right? So let's say you lived in You can see here in bite for Gann. There's actually only two shelters by began 39 and this but if you lived in let's say Mercasa ear you have a lot of shelters now to be honest in my opinion This isn't the greatest way of presenting this information as a big list like this There may be a map functionality that I'm missing, but another way you can do this There's also English. So because this is such an important result resource. They've translated this into into English So you can see in Baka for instance You have a number of shelters Esther Amal Khaashesh Hebron Road 54 etc. Etc There's also this website called the Jerusalem GIS It's at if you search Google for Jerusalem GIS It's the geographical information system And I talked about this many times before and there's a layer for Miklath team. So if you type in Miklath Shelter There's a layer here for Miklath team see burriim and this way rather than looking through a spreadsheet you can find a Map which has So it's just an easier way. So if you click on one sometimes it's a little bit buggy unfortunately But you should theoretically this might make the job a bit easier. You can correlate the public shelter is with Yes, just not giving me that info I'm looking for You're supposed to here we go. So this is what you're this is what's supposed to happen. So this is 644 it doesn't give you the street address. So I guess you need to correlate This was this so it's probably better just to use this in any event You only need to know the one two or three, you know closest Miklath team in your area and then maybe put that up on your You know fridge hope you never have to use the information But if you do it's also worth paying a visit to them because sometimes they're a little bit hard to find they can be In times of non warfare locked in fact But in times where there's hostilities the area will open them and announce they're opened But they can be kind of hard to find you'll get to this address You know like oh, where's the Miklath sometimes it's down the stairs So it's well worth if you're staying in an area going through this list finding your nearest public Shelter Miklath and making during during times of peace when everything's normal Making a quick expedition to all these ones to check where they are take some photographs maybe So you know what so you and your loved ones know what you're looking for in the event that they're ever needed and If there are God God forbid rockets on Jerusalem again, you'll know where to where to go to so I hope this has been useful for anybody Hope this information will not be needed of course, but if it is these are the resources online I'm sure there is more of them as well for finding out where your nearest shelter is For bombs and missiles and other things like that in Jerusalem. 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Yannick Cinder vs. Grugl Dmitrov, final of the Miami Open for the men for 2024. Both guys have a different road to get to this stage. Dmitrov entered the tournament as the number 11 seed and would get a buy in the first round. In the second round, he'd take on Tobillo. After losing the first set, would fight back to win 6-7, 7-6, 6-2. In the third round, he'd take on Halfman, who had just beaten Manorino in the previous round. There's no problem for Dmitrov beating Halfman in under an hour, 6-1, 6-love. In the fourth round, he'd take on the number 8 seed, Hercatch, who had just played an epic match against Corder the day before. And this is no different with Dmitrov losing the first set and fighting back to win 3-6, 6-3, 7-6 to advance to the quarterfinals. In the quarterfinals, Dmitrov would take on the number 1 seed, Elkaraz, who had just won Indian Wells the week before. But Dmitrov came out on fire, demolishing Elkaraz 6-2, 6-4 to advance to the semi-finals. In the semi-finals, Dmitrov would take on the number 4 seed, Verov, who had been very impressive to start this hard court season. Who had only ever won one match against in 8 previous meetings. And after taking the first set, Dmitrov would fight back to win 6-4, 6-7, 6-4 to advance to his third Masters 1000 final. Sinner into the tournament as the number 2 seed and would get a buy in the first round. In the second round, he'd take on the qualifier of Avisori. There's no problem getting through in straights, 6-3, 6-4. In the third round, he'd take on Grigspor, the 25th seed. And this was a battle. After dropping the first set, Sinner would fight back to win 5-7, 7-5, 6-1 to beat Grigspor. In the fourth round, he'd take on O'Connell, who had beaten Tiafo to get to this stage. There's no problem for Sinner getting through in straights. 6-4, 6-3 to advance to the quarterfinals. In the quarterfinals, Sinner would take on Mahatch, the unseeded Czech who had been doing really well by beating Rube level on the way. There's no problem for Sinner getting through in straights. 6-4, 6-2 to advance to the semi-finals. In the semi-finals, Sinner would take on Mevedev, the number 3 seed. Who had actually won this tournament 12 months ago against Sinner. But Sinner was way too good getting through in straights. 6-1, 6-2 to advance to the final. These two have only played 3 times before with Sinner holding a 2-1 head-to-head record, including both matches last year. But when they played in Beijing in the quarterfinals of last year, Dmitrov did get the second set. So maybe there is a little bit of hope there for Dimi that he might be able to cause a massive upset. Taking a look at the shot quality for this one between the two guys. For the tournament average, Dmitrov actually leads on Serven 8.7 to an 8.3 for Sinner and serves so well against Varev. So really needs to do well on the serve in this one. On the returns, it's Sinner with a 7.7 to Dmitrov 6.6. On the forehands, Sinner has a slight advantage with an 8.9 to an 8.7 for Dmitrov. And on the backhands, it's Sinner again with an 8.3 to Dmitrov 7.6. So it's really going to come down to the serve for Dmitrov. Because once the rally starts, Sinner might be in control. And the shot quality is calculated in real time by analysing each shot's speed, spin, depth, width and the impact it has on the opponent. This is a new way of analysing matches brought to you by Tennis Insights. If you want to check out more, you can go check them out on Twitter. Link down in the description. Really fun matchup. Always love to see Dmitrov doing so well. He's just such a fun player to watch. Of course Baby Federer is the name, but I've got to go with Sinner in this one. He's just keeps winning. Dimmy's had a great run. He should be proud of that, but I reckon Sinner gets the title. Let me know down in the comments below who's going to win Miami.