Hi, thank you very much and special thanks to POS Asia for accepting my proposal to talk here. It's been a bit of a scheduling nightmare for me and special thanks to all of you all because you all actually soldier through like four days of everything. There's I think a crunchy database talk going on in parallel and you all chose to stay and hear me. Thank you so much. There's also I think a blockchain topic on so again very special thanks for that. My name is Yogi and I don't have a clicker so I'll have to go back and forth. I live in Singapore. I work for a company called Pivotal. I'm a senior platform architect there. I've been there for a little over a year and what I'm going to talk about today is driven from my experience with Pivotal and my time in you know various large enterprises that I've actually worked for. This is purely based on on-ground things that I've seen and sort of boiled them down to a few simple recipes that probably might be useful in your daily job or maybe you know somebody that you know may be going through the same sort of motion right. I am active member of some of the local communities so are most of you all local or you all have traveled? How many people are from Singapore? Okay how many of you all are seeing me for the first time? Wow I got to visit more communities I guess now. I used to be manager for GDG SG and the two new ones are sitting right back there. I was doing not much so they threw me out. So abstraction I prefer this being a more interactive session. I don't want you all to go up to sleep. I already see you like you know relaxing but I promise I'll keep it as lively as possible. What do I mean by abstraction? Like we've all used abstraction as developers. How many of you all identify yourself as engineers, developers? Everybody, not you? Partially. What's that like? I really am really interested now. Oh so you do development for yourself on personal projects? Wonderful so you are a developer. Well she managed to be a developer in a bank which is great. I used to work for a bank and I know how tough that is. Probably we go through some of your things in this and mine. So simply put you know abstraction is all about eliminating non-contextual details right to just focus on stuff that matters. When you're building a house when you start with everything you just put like a map of four walls okay here's where I'm going to have a door that's where a window is going to go and you just start with those details. What is the color of the window? What is the color of the door? What walls, what wallpaper is going to be on the walls? Don't care. You start with that basic frame of reference and then you keep adding to it as you go along yeah. So the process of abstraction has actually allowed us to move or break down large complex problems into something more manageable yeah. In essence I kind of went through a lot of definitions online in books and this sort of actually puts what I feel really out there and this was from a gentleman John Gutec. I don't even know who that is but I found that definition to be most relevant to what I'm talking today. So keeping the information of the given context there and removing everything else that is not that probably summarizes the abstraction for me. We are talking about for about extra abstractions very specifically I'm going to focus on large enterprises which have like 1000 plus developers they are managing like you know north of 500 applications some places have actually seen about 2000, 2600 applications being managed by these. The problem of scale really makes these the whole concept of abstraction super super important. One of the key challenges with enterprises is that they have very very huge variety of workloads you know. 10 years ago they embarked on a journey to modernize their mainframe workloads they started actually implementing J2E applications which were very portable but because of either lack of governance or people rolling through projects rolling through jobs these became large monolithic applications. Enterprises have also had message oriented middlewares where you can throw messages at a middleware through some magic it goes through the whole system and ends up on the right system. Sometimes those workflows we don't know. More modern organizations or organization adopting a sort of digital transformation they probably are on the container or the microservices side but it's too few and too far apart even that is challenging for them because especially with the microservices framework you end up because you're building microservices you have these small small applications scattered all over the place no not two of them you pick up any two of them they are completely different from each other how they interact with the system how they throw out their logs how they how you monitor them how do you start them up all those things they are different for different applications and hence the need for abstraction is even more urgent there. That's the second problem which is they have lots of things scattered all over the globe we all bring our you know geographical our cultural biases into the mix as a developer our commands our mess our function names our function flows they differ drastically I'm not saying it's a good or bad thing I'm just saying that it's a different thing it's different things for you to manage and the biggest of them all they have a very very large legacy does anyone recognize what's that can anyone say which model that is because I don't know I tried doing a Google search I couldn't find it's that old so we've actually used abstraction as part of our software development methodologies right we've used object oriented programming where you know a group of senior developers or a people who have more knowledge around the whole domain they put together some high-level imperative some high-level definitions and as developers in terms junior developers new developers pressures they actually start using them and implementing the capabilities case in point servlet API servlet API was introduced by sun back in the day as developers it made our life so much easier that if you wanted a server-side component all you have to do was just extend from the servlet class and package your application and put it in a runtime and voila you have an absolutely performing server-side component which was great until it wasn't functional programming this is still quite relevant people use this quite extensively it has regained a lot of focus these days with Kotlin with a lot of even go with ruby all these programming languages have really really repopularized the whole aspect around functional programming languages in enterprises function functions as a functional programming was not mainstream in large enterprises only like very specific functions would probably end up using functional programming but now more and more I see more and more enterprises actually getting warmed up to the idea this would be the key focus of our talk today which I'm already halfway through the key the the abstraction that I want to actually talk about more is all around the runtimes Cheyenne before me even Sydney they they spoke about for OS and Fedora which is actually great I personally use some of them really allows me to especially the workstation containerization it's a great thing so when it comes to the actual runtime abstraction first of all you have no abstraction bare metals you have rusty servers sitting somewhere in the rear center you have an ssh access to it at the best or maybe if you're lucky or unlucky you will have rdp access into it someone would definitely get the joke but I mean if you're unlucky you will have rdp access because it's running windows ah no you get it so you you actually remotely connect into it and you go in you put your binaries there and you run it you run it as a service you run it as a system d service or in it we choose your poison in that case or or actually I've seen a lot of these actually sitting on the people's desk you know it's like you move office and you are like okay whose server is that I don't know we actually had this situation where we were moving in office and there was there were two large Dell servers which always kept me warm in a hot Singapore day and when we are trying to move like whose servers are these God knows the guy who actually probably bought them is long gone but these servers they are still running I pulled the plug never connected them again nobody has actually asked me so I managed to decommission two servers in a bang kudos to that virtual machines this is a little more modern I would say but again like in IT industry modern is maybe legacy in six months time yeah virtual machine they definitely brought the the whole idea of scaling more rapidly without being constrained by the physical hardware to be able to actually have the level of isolation that is needed yeah just in case you're wondering why I put up put that up it's again my one of my windows jokes it's a BSOD terminal fine who knows what is BSOD really only so few times have really changed blue screen of death that's the error message on windows systems well the color is changed finally I got to put a slash gsod now okay next time and then containers are favorite pets these days right everything has to be in container they are great I use them all the time I really really like them they are really lightweight they start up early they have no sort of overhead per se of having an entire operating system come along for the right but they have their own set of challenges like as a as a developer then you are actually running applications based off of containers you have few things that you have to be aware of right there are external events which is not your own code which makes you actually re publish your containers it could be one of the layers in your container hierarchy that has changed and you need to incorporate those changes right so yes they have super real advantages but there are few things that actually could be painful at scale I'm talking about 2700 application running in containers maybe about over 100,000 containers so it becomes a challenge when you look at it at that scale the last piece of the second last rather piece of abstraction is application this is really really specialized it's still containers at its core it still is a container cloud foundry provides you with this ability to take your application and some configuration or some data which is associated with your application and just pass it to cloud foundry runtime it actually creates the container for you based on the workload so if it's a python application it'll create a container that is absolutely right for running your python application if it has java application same thing ruby dotnet dotnet on windows yes it will actually oh you'll be surprised who uses dotnet on windows uh so all the all these things right so applications actually take away the pain of managing the containers from you and it is the responsibility of the platform you can probably achieve the same degree of flexibility using your own custom pipelines whereby in your in your code you define some metadata and the pipeline will take care of generating the container for you yes you could do that but that pipeline has to be managed by you and imagine that if you have to manage that for about 2700 applications it's tough so application runtimes actually gives you that flexibility of just throwing your code at it and everything below the application and data layer is taken care by the platform serverless functions function as a service lambda all of that is in this space the latest entrant is k native which basically gives you the serverless serverless experience on top of uh Kubernetes so over here you're not even talking about an application you literally sometimes it's just one single file with one function in it you throw throw it to the platform the platform actually takes care of creating containers for you and running those containers at scale and scaling down to zero when there is no workload running on them this is probably something that uh not many people actually put it put it down as an abstraction i actually have seen amazing amount of applications that have started using these specialized runtimes uh make no mistakes these kind of specialized runtimes they've been there for many many years most of them are closed source proprietary you've had tipco you've had you know bpm frameworks from variety of vendors this is spring cloud data flow which is completely open source based on spring framework the way it does things is based on pipelines you have individual components individual applications that are actually stitched together at runtime all sorts of inter process communication is taken away from you as a developer and taken up by the platform so over here if you look at a simple pipeline here you have as an event coming from an http going into the transformation function and getting dumped into a file the best part is in your component which is your http component you don't have to write anything whatsoever to signify that i need to send the data over to transform and on the transform side you don't have to write anything to signify that i'm going to get events from http the connectivity the black lines between the components it's actually externalized it's a runtime uh dependency so you right now out of box the components they support kafka and rabbit mq as the connectivity glue so all you do in your http or transform component is write a single function which takes an object does the work on it and returns it where does that go where it comes from your transform component doesn't care it's actually taken care by the platform to do that so in a summary like i've covered most of these points but basically for physical host we have a very very it's a very very small subset of applications that now requires physical host if you have an application which is written written hobo and needs to be run on a mainframe yeah probably that's what it's going to be but for most of the use cases and anything that was written in let's let's say last 20 years you can pretty much skip this and go to a virtual machine please at the very least virtual machines uh typically uh if you have vendor provided softwares some sort of database servers or any sort of application that has been built you do get ovs or open vm format or ova's or virtual appliances as they call them you get all of that right virtual machines are best abstraction for that kind of workload containers which is on and up and up everybody loves containers everybody ships containers uh even like spring cloud data flows you can actually run it uh using docker compose or even on kubernetes you can run it on top of kubernetes or docker compose and individual components inside that scdf they can scale up and down based on the demand data services are great for containers so if you if you have if you want to host data services like elastic search you want to solar or some sort of even Kafka for that matter if you want to run um you can actually run it on containers on kubernetes it totally works if you want to replatform monoliths so not everybody is ready for 12 factor cloud native applications it requires a lot of investment if you have an application that has been running for like like probably a decade and a half it has so much of logic in it that decomposing it right away is impossible so first step is to move it to a containerized format so that you at least gain some level of operational benefit otherwise if you keep running it on virtual machines well it keeps going down somebody has to actually go walk up to the server put the usb in and start okay let's do it so that's that's a use case applications are very specifically 12 factor cloud native applications perhaps you should look at things like google lab engine or even cloud foundry for that matter for running these kind of applications and they are best for like any sort of api that you're trying to build across your entire internal system or something like that it's it's really great for those kind of things serverless especially like if you have a very volatile workload that is coming in like it can go from say five requests per second to all the way up to 10,000 requests per second within like minutes probably this is something that you should actually be looking at more of course it will require a significant re-architecturing in your systems but that is probably the best runtime and if you want like a just run it kind of goodness right with some level of integration involved specialized runtimes like scdf is actually a great place just to put everything in the picture this is perhaps the money shot so if you want to take a photo please do i'll definitely send out the deck but yeah the key is you want to move as center to this as possible without compromising on like the feature or compatibility or ability of an application you want to choose to move as inside as deep inside the these circles as possible and the more you move inside the less flexible the runtime is more standardizations are in place as you move out your solutions will keep getting a less and less standardized so your complexity your snowflakes in your environment will be very large that's it so if you have any questions i'm sure you do that bad all right the deck would be there i'm reachable on twitter with atyogendra thank you very much for staying back and listening thank you


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Dwi'n credu bod nid oed yn fawr neid yn amlwg thos pa. Mae'n rhaid, dwi unrhyw bwysig, dwi'n mewn bod ysgolion. Mae'r gwein o beth o fawr o... Mae'r gwein, rhywbeth. Felly, dwi'n ddod. Mae un bwysig o'r rhaid, ac mae'r fawr yn fawr yn fawr. Felly, dwi ddod i'n ddod? Yn ni'n ddod. Mae yna'r ddod. Mae yna'r ddod. Mae eirwch. Mae eirwch. Wel yna'r ddod o'r ddod? Mae eirwch. Mae eirwch. Mae eirwch. Ac mae'n dweud yn rhan. Mae'n amser i fi. Mae'n dweud yn llunio. Mae pob, rhan, gan fi'n gweithio, gan fi'n gweithio, gan fi'n gweithio, wedi'u gwell y gallwn, yn deilliad a'r ddeilliad, mae'n gweithio. mae'n gweithio. Mae'n dweud eich activad, mae'n gweithio, On the sheet is a line, on the line, you need to write, or cut. OK, I told you right. This one, nor, cannot, nor is it cut. So, a wedol an swoon. And that's the first one on here. Number one, a gibbon can play. Very good, thank you. Number two. Elephant can crawl. Can an elephant crawl? An elephant can walk? An elephant can knock? A crawl is like a soldier. A soldier in the jungle group on the floor. Number three, very good. Ostrich, can twig, can an ostrich swim? Can't, can't. On it here, can't. OK. Number four, pan, please. Budgerigar. A budgerigar can play? Thank you, yes. Number five now. An alligator can't crawl? An alligator can't crawl? Can. An alligator can crawl on the floor. Like a soldier. A soldier on the floor?  Number six, play. Budgerigar, thank you, very good. Number seven, now. An ostrich can't pie. An otter can't pie. Thank you. A walrus can walk? Can a walrus walk? No. A walrus is like me, it's too fat. Yes, it can't walk. It can't walk. Number nine, please, Toy. Can't fly. One more time. Cwnt, listen, cheetah can run. Thank you. And number ten, cwnt. A parakeet can fly, correct? Yes. OK, turn over your papers. Turn over your papers. That's it. OK. Number six, a penguin can do. A penguin can jump. OK, three things. It can walk, but it doesn't walk on it. It can't walk. OK. How about a walrus? What can a walrus do? Walrus can swim. It can climb. No, no. A walrus can't roll. Anything else? No, I can't climb. Climbing walrus. Anything else a walrus can do? Can swim. No, I can't do anything. OK. How about a whale? Can they? A whale can swim. And what else can they do? You see it out in the ocean, mate. Shh. Can a whale jump? Can a whale jump? OK. What about an alligator? An alligator can climb. An alligator can swim. One more. Two things. Any animal? Two things. A kangaroo. A kangaroo can't run. A kangaroo can't jump. A kangaroo can't jump. A kangaroo can't jump. And what can a kangaroo do? Can a kangaroo walk with this? I'm not sure. Can a kangaroo walk? I think a kangaroo can only jump. Maybe it can't walk. All right. One more for you. Here we have lots of pictures. Many many many different animals. Here we have lots of verbs. I want you to write I want you to write 10 sentences. For example Don't forget, can't Goon. One sentence please. A toy. Can't walk. Goon. Can't run. A whale can swim. A penguin can jump. A penguin can jump. New. Can't fly. A ostrich can't fly. An ostrich can't fly. Goon. A fish can't walk. A kangaroo can't jump. A kangaroo can't jump. A kangaroo can't jump. A kangaroo can't swim. Thank you. Thank you. OK. Turn over your papers please. Turn over your papers. Thank you. This is my animal. This is my animal. It's a very clever animal. Is it a beautiful animal? Is it a beautiful animal? No. OK. This is a Steven Soros. OK. This is a Steven Soros. My animal is a Steven Soros. Steven Soros. What can it do? It can fly. It can swim. How can it jump? In twos. Crazy animal. Not the same as this. Do you draw an animal? Same as that animal. OK. Can't run. Can't walk. Can't swim. Thank you. What's the name of your animal? It's a web. It's a real animal. What can it do? It can swim. It can jump. What can't it do? What can't it do? It can't run. Thank you. What's the name of your animal? Pipopotamus. It's a real animal. It can or it can't? It can even walk. It can run. It can. Is that fair enough? You're not in any good shape. He is a very interesting animal. It can swim. It can run. It can jump and it can fly. Anyway. What? It's got wings, it can do it, it's a fish, okay? It's a hand walk, it's a hand swim, it's a hand prime, it's a hand has land. It can't roll out like that. Ah, okay, thank you. And what's the name of your animal? A fish and a bird. It's a birdfish, okay? A birdfish, all right. It's a hand walk. What? It can't run, it can't fly, it can't win, it can't climb. It can't climb up. It can't bow, it can't down. It can't jump? Thank you very much. Okay, we are out of time. Thank you for coming today, and I'll see you next week. Bye bye.


All right welcome everybody to the buff wrap-up wrap-up. This is I hope my last buff wrap-up ever Because I'd really like somebody else to take over this role Not because I don't like it, but because I believe that KDE it should be all of our faces everyone's faces and Not just this one. So Sign up now to do the buff wrap-ups next year Okay It was a short day for buffs today because we had the talks in the afternoon So let's start off with a room one which started with a party and Celebration because we had the GitLab migration celebration Bushan dragged us through some of the history and Lydia. Let us sing a song if Lydia hi Yes We celebrated the migration to GitLab with the amazing team that's been working on it like Ben Bushan and Nicolas and a ton of other people and it was really cool to hear from people what they thought about the migration and what they had learned and one of the things that we want to Highlight from that is that with GitLab and if you do it will become much easier For more people to contribute to KDE not just code and it also will become much easier for different Types of contributors to work together. So for example, the Primo team is already really happy about GitLab and make it making it easier For them to work on websites and we danced And we danced always important. Thanks, Lydia Moving on in room one There was a bit of a break and then we had the KDE network supporting local communities So that's building out KDE into all the places in the world that are coming to us virtually Anika Hi Hi Let me just turn on my camera Okay, so we started off by briefly explaining about what KDE network is So I will explain it again over years for those who don't know about it So it's basically a group of KDE representatives in their respective cities and countries who are going to promote KDE in their local community And initially we are going to start a pilot study in India to see if it works out And if it doesn't then we'll see what are the other things which we can do So the purpose of it is to basically create brand awareness of KDE in that community Increase increase and engage new contributors and increase the number of end users in that community So we also just discuss that is it possible to have a legal entity or not So we discussed that it's going to just be a supporting role if they want to do that They can go to board of members for that because we are just going to support the local communities Also, we have a financial plan and the main plan ready So I'm going to share the links over here in the chat. So if anybody wants to go through it, they can Also, we have Pedigram and metrics setup So if they want to join us because we're going to have our next meeting on 17 September So anybody who is willing to support this idea should join us Thanks, Anika and also, thank you for all of the links in chat there. We should remember to save them before clearing chat again Okay Do that too Okay, moving on to room two We started out with Blue Angels sustainable computing in KDE that was run by Cornelius so if Cornelius if you step in and explain to us I Don't see a Cornelius in Channel, but that's because I'm not looking well I see Cornelius and he's typing in the chat We'll give him a minute.  Hi There we go. Hi All right See you again We had a session about the Blue Angel Which is this German? Equal label, so it's a label for environmentally friendly products. They introduced a software label So we talked about how to get something From KDE into that and get KDE certified certified as the most sustainable and energy efficient application set There's working on on that Would be wonderful if some people joined that measuring energy consumptions or of KDE applications And also figuring out how to make sure that KD softwares available on computers which are old for a long time so people don't have to buy new hardware and KD is in a great position for getting this from a technical point of view, but and that's Very important point because the label matches color-wise perfectly to KDE So I would love to get more of that. I'm working on that Other people are interested in that and are working on that. So join us stay tuned We will announce more on KDE called ever when there is more things in place to join and collaborate All right. Thank you Cornelius. That's cool Moving on After Blue Angel we went to the KD developer platform developer documentation that was run by Carl Carl Schwann Who has his hardware mute switch enabled? Oh, okay. Yeah No, no, I thought so we talked it about Developer platform what I'm currently developing. I just send a link in the chat. It's uh, They This I want to centralize everything regarding the third-party usage of KD tools and frameworks and we talk about the scope of his website and How to organize it a bit and what you want to talk to a chef Yeah And let it see it in the notes we also talk it about the current documentation and Or we can prove a bit forward to improve it a bit by for example moving the toxic KML Package in a obscuring in KDE You see don't it's enough github Okay, that's it Thanks. Thank you Carl Moving on in room two the last boss of the day was cute Wayland David Edmundson ran a meeting with various Wayland people If Dave is around it does not look like it There's kai who will point out that there's plenty of backup David's so maybe we should use one of those Any other David who wants to join? No? Well, I think the thing we need to remember is that Wayland will fix it even if it doesn't show up All right, that was the wrap-up of today's off sessions I'm gonna summarize all of the buff sessions for the entire week right now. They were awesome


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Are we all ready? I need to ready up myself actually I'm ready. I'm ready. I am ready. I am ready I am ready ready time 5 4 3 2 1 Oh Reading oh recent reports show that three popular influences wait a second They've recently disappeared at Winter Park over to you excited Video blogger Daniel his mother girlfriend Alexa and the photograph of friend Ethan had all gone camping together at the park The three we're missing after a flat photo shoot of the woods just two days after their arrival. Oh Let's go Let's go camping. Have we all got a camping gear? Yes, I think we do by looks of it a nice little camping trip. Nothing could go wrong Okay, so this is how you play oh We can talk in game No, don't it's so bad At least it was Don't give me a lot of proximity chat, but it's it's quite bad I've taken a photo of that so I've got all the controls just ready at my phone. That's a good idea Yeah, I can now okay you do that. I'll ask you for help Yeah This is a knife. Oh My god, he's got friendly fire on excited killer There's a firearm here. Oh, I need a gun. I'll take that one. Oh, yeah Cool, and then the ammo's there. Ah, okay, okay, right Oh, it's nighttime already that's just fantastic I don't have a fire up. So I'm just gonna see a jump Yeah, so three two one Well done. Well done. Well done. There we go. That's brilliant We did it. I've just realized Excited as you don't have a weapon you have been dictated to be bait So stand here look lovely and edible and I will take aim. Oh Amazing a spear excited. There's like a tracking spear in here if you wanted that would be really useful actually Just a second. I'm just We need to put camera up for what we're gonna do later. You know Yeah, he's not wrong. He's not wrong. We do need to oh Don't forget we got find the corpses of dead people. Oh, do we? Look for survivors look for survivors. Oh, we really No, we're gonna kill Bigfoot and then take his pelter surprise I was gonna say I came here for Bigfoot not to find dead bodies Boys are you just shooting to check your audio? That on that note, let's get back into the camper van. Let's close the door. Let's lock the door from the inside That was Bigfoot. I didn't sound like a Bigfoot So like All right, all right, okay, maybe I was wrong clearly if it was him He'd be here by now shaking the camper van No, that's definitely Bigfoot The heavy footsteps I'm hearing wait. Oh, oh, it's just that's in the camper van walking. All right, okay I mean, what constitutes as Bigfoot, I mean, I'm size 11 I control that Control the drone. I want to control it. So I don't control the cameras. Oh, never mind. I think I I think I've got the drone Oh, you do yeah, I'm controlling the drone. Yes, you do. Oh cool. Okay. I'm gonna drop it I don't know how to there you go. Let go of it Excited excited you need the camera to take the pictures of the bodies I'll take a picture of the buck. Hey, yes, please I'm still baby. Can you put me on me? All right, let's just go guys. Okay. I don't know where but I think Nothing can possibly go wrong. So let's start hunting. How do we have a flashlight? Oh, yeah, we do Okay, now I'm ready. That's a lovely flash. What flashlight button? That is absolutely outstanding, I must say right you say you gave me Emma. Oh, you did.  Come on No littering no alcohol except in designated areas. That's fine. And no fireworks That's the same thing about stepping Yeah, jumping takes down though.  This is night vision. It's not a camera. Oh, did you not pick it up? I do don't have a camera. Oh, did no one pick up the camera. Oh, I'll go get it It's cool. It's cool. You're supposed to feed it. Oh, I'm sorry, my bad. Oh Wait, no, something definitely picked up the camera. It's not here The wolf Yeah, I'm hearing a lot of footsteps near me. Are you now you're fine. Don't worry Probably just a pair. Oh my god excited. You ate that wolf Okay, so excited you must have the camera then I Do have the camera, but I don't know how to use it click the camera hard brother I can hand it to one of us. Oh, don't click don't click on it.  I don't know how to I don't know how to give it to you, bro Clicky on me clicky on me Okay, now you have the camera Do I we have two people attempting to use one camera? Okay? I've got the camera out Hold up, hold up. You can get a picture. Oh, yeah, so somebody put that foot next to it just so we can see it's a really big foot. Oh Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's beautiful Evidence found guys. We did it. We won the game Old hunting tower to Trailer that way or high mountain lodge. What do we feel? Okay, okay, I'll go to the I'll go left you guys go right, okay Oh, yeah, well, you probably want to come on the guy with a sniper, right? Yeah, I've only got two bullets for this thing. I'm gonna go with the guy Well, that's the sniper rifle rifle or whatever he said. Yeah, you got a knife a rifle All right, the snipper Ripper kind of wish we did it we did our proximity chat because this would be wild Hearing you just trail off in the distance Yeah, the old hunting tower to be nothing to report we're gonna head towards you It's literally just I kid you not imagine a set of wooden stairs and then a platform and a small roof over the top That was it wait did say it was Jesus Christ. Sorry. There's someone bringing the phone here. I Can't I can't answer it. I Don't like this Sounds this games make it sounds like my footsteps are like in my ears. I know the ambiance is in Okay Hey, I just want you to sign something. Hey, I have a really good idea for its theories You should play as the kind of tourists in the aisle we should play Minecraft Have you thought about playing arch survival of all for maybe just a couple hundred I Can get the code hot up six nine six nine, okay One wait, where is the code in the hunting lodge? It wasn't it wasn't the hunting tower. No, I couldn't see a code anywhere. There was gasoline What do you mean you couldn't see it open your eyes? That was oh friends rule get along here not a moose Yes, I feel like I'm retiring here I found a moose, but I'm not gonna shoot it. It's all good Right. Oh, yeah, six six four eight. That's the code. Oh Thank goodness ammunition Oh I should have given you the ammunition because that is a Heavy machine. Let me give you some ammo.  Oh? Oh my god.  We're all good. Okay. Well, that was slightly pants filling like I just walked over to you Oh Oh, he didn't like that I'm on a frozen lake, and I don't know how to get off of said frozen lake. Oh, okay. Okay. Oh, he's coming. He's coming Is it? Oh, yeah Get your rifle out. Yeah, you're the only one with a gun well I have one but no bullets by me some time by me some time. Oh god. He's coming for me. I need to get He's on fire now. I tried shooting the explosive barrel next to him the propane tank, but it didn't blow up. Oh No, he is on fire. I am I Put him on fire with the propane. I love how he by the way if you have a flare gun. Oh My god, he's put me into a stun lock guys. I'm Always running Who's got the tracker javelin if you've got the track a javelin we can constantly track him Beaver photo photo photo what a big foot.  You are close Is he coming back for round three I hope so Is it because he's only healing isn't he as like time goes on now Yeah, so that grain that gray bar will be sort of what you can heal so from right He doesn't get healed too much to be fair. I need ammo. I was on point, but I need yeah Well, I need I need any ammo to yeah Is this is this another it's another zip line. Oh There everywhere. Oh really? All right, I'm gonna go up it. Oh, I just fell off it. Oh my god. So yeah Right press space once Corey.  I pop Okay, okay, okay if he comes to me, I'll run around and you shoot him. Okay, I Don't have any ammo. Oh what you used at all. Yeah, I think he's coming for me. Not you guys I think you're right. Oh, no, it's that sounds very sad Okay, I'm going to old hunting town. There you are.   It's the fact you stood exactly where it fell.  Get up Things oh, I see house. Yeah, uh vertical. Do you have health kids? No, I have used them One I had one as well I've used oh you guys did miss the fact that he was absolutely harassing me for a good minute. Oh health back. Oh We're gonna play guitar You'll love that Play is a loose term Beaves come look at how much writings on this paper, okay, and then press E afterwards Ethan and I are filming attack on the attack on me and the attack on well, that's not this sentence is so poorly Constructed if anything I will scream in the woods. Aha I like to sign it.  It wasn't called big acts. It was cool. That's big.  It's wild. I think it's the best thing Okay, big foot's up at me take the zipline. I Don't see him. No, I just heard him. But he was is in this direction. Oh, I Was referring to you beaves the elusive beaver Okay, that was definitely him. He's close. He's close. Oh I found a base camp Camera opportunity right here.  Oh, so I'm posed next to it Go on now. There we go. Oh That that was a nice candid shot. I like that Perfect. Oh Okay This is his cap. Oh God, I gotta make these down harassing me What did I do? I probably know I got a headshot there like Use on me that'd be very much appreciated. Oh I'm dead. I'm gonna be dead. By the way, there's no respawn option. So someone could heal me real quick That'd be great. How do we heal you? I'm on the ground.  Yes Oh Nope I'm dead. That's what I mean when I said I'm he'll make quick. Oh Oh god, like how do we heal you? How should we appeal to you? I see you take help take help get out and heal them. Oh, I didn't have a health kit. I had nothing Excited you are leaving beaver for dead right now No No, it's not for me. What do you mean? He was always after you He can't get inside a house to get in that house real quick Why are you getting inside? Oh, come on. Are we all dead? No, but we're about to be because excited left you for dead and because you are not gonna get picked up in time. I See you. I see you see me like I've got three health left help me You Actually, don't remember Okay, so excited it's been oh, it's been an honor Thank you Well, it's coming for you anyway Like it was torn asunder by the way that was the easiest difficulty and he still has three quarters of his health Look at him He's eating me. Hey, look Nothing bad's ever gonna happen when we're in this camper van Nope, not once okay somebody to share stuff. Yeah, we need to stick together as well. I think Yes sharing is key. Okay. Got you Right. I'm gonna take everything So we are going you'll be fine you left me The Grove Village sounds lovely. Oh, I might be able to get some souvenirs that way Actually, should we should we just like split up then? If you do if he doesn't attack us on the first night, we should be good, right? Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I Don't trust you. I Like to call excited bait, which I believe is French for friend. I think you're right as well Ah No To have less than y'all know Speakers in dutch no, the Thomas Spencer. No Oh excited I found you again I'm not taking them in this time. I really do mean it another one Another one. Trust me. You keep the sniper and pistol beaver.  Have you got shotgun? He's got a sh. He has Finder on Hello, welcome to my vlog. Um, I I I'm not really good at this vlogging stuff, but I thought I'd pick it up behind me as a All right, guys. Welcome to the Horned Woods. We're about to find the most decayed body ever and get all the views Hey excited excited excited come back. What's it? What's this? Oh My god I'm half-health now.  I don't know. Oh god You almost got flattened by them It's like the second time today.  Oh Camp site. Oh nice. Oh cool. Oh cool Why can I hear like oh, there's another totem But take it. Oh don't stand in the fire Also, who's ever got the camera whoever's got a camera. There's some evidence here. Oh excited. You've got the camera Here No here No, no get get us in it.  Oh A bear trap. Yes. Oh photo photo. Oh, we've got a guy stabbed to death with no arms Ruby brain. I Believe that is a lady. That's the model. Oh, so hold on to it. Can I smile? Did I smile? Yes. Oh good. I Like to highlight She has got one arm Also, is that a branch that's covered in blood or is that supposed to be a blood vessel? I'm very confused.   I've been looking for you all day. I can't find Monica anywhere. Meet me at the tents this evening So Monica died first then Ruby Bray died and maybe Peter died before maybe she was the last one Maybe She is definitely seen better Peter you were right. I won't survive. He's so close. Please go home. Just don't forget about me Okay, I love you Peter. I'm sorry Which tent It's the biggest for this Where's my GPS thing? Oh, wait, yeah, hold on. Hold a big foot. Can you hold on a second? I want to stab you with this I got it. I think I got them. They're good Shoot it.  Yeah, okay There you go. I'll do how is your health looking pretty low looking low? Okay Right. Yeah. Yeah. This is good. This is good. Oh, it's oh my god.  I'm good. I've got more help kids. Let's get up. I healed you. Oh, thank you. Thank you legend It's got me again. Shoot him Shoot up He's got trapped behind him. Oh God, I think he ate the trap this trap over here. I'm here Okay, oh God, he's healing too quickly from it. Oh, I'm on 25 HP. I should have healed in that in that massive I think you can hear yourself if you're too low Yeah, I did. Oh my god, this guy. He's harassing me. Oh my god Someone put a trap down. Oh, wait. No, I do have a trap. Oh, no, I don't I put them all down To just like take all the shots I'm down. I'm down. Why is he not have any health kids down? I can tell you he's quite far away at the moment I don't know Press map. I just you're showing up on the map on that's moving away from us. I Have so much stuff on me I can't loot you Well, I wish I could I could help you with that Maybe if you'd have healed me and been a team player excited I want you to know that's a hundred percent one billion percent your Down he goes He's got a sign take a photo quickly Here's the sign Did you litter that's why he's hit you in the side he's whacking some sense into you You can do it. I believe in you. Well. Oh, here he goes.  He seems to be enjoying that a bit too much Yeah Okay, so what we did do if bigfoot attacks us we need to put down traps Um By what I know the hell out of myself this will probably be easier because bigfoot by the way his stamina takes forever Like I just jumped once and I've got ten out of fifty ten out of seventy five stamina. Oh, I'm a single hit takes five You can actually let us maybe learn What would you rather want people do you want us to probably win without I'll take the hang gun for now. I Have no idea what you are by the way. That's fine. Sure.  Yeah stick feet. That's what you should be called sticky feet We need to use code words for the things that we see because he's been here before Let's go over to this big rug. Yeah, that's a big with a waterfall thing. Yeah, it's got a waterfall He knows what we are now we need to run He doesn't know where we are If you can see us when he roars, didn't he just say that? Oh, I can yeah. Oh, what are you gonna see where abouts? We are okay. We so we'll get away from you then Let's go That's good. Let's go. Oh, I found the party. I found it. I found Louise Hammond. So that's something I'll take a picture That's a nice one stop it How did you get up there cuz we're really smart skill issue Yeah, skill issue, bro Sent it's actually showing me a scent on my screen like a line Through the thingy here, and he can't smell us anymore. Yeah, exactly. I'm washing off the scent From the waterfall very smart very smart No, he doesn't We're in the big lake. Oh Well, that's a really big red doll. I mean you're really close also. You're separating slightly No, we're not Yes, no, we're not. There you are. There you are. Who's this? Who's this? Who's this? No, what it's no Are you made it run turn off your light you can see oh, yeah, sorry oops my bad Oh That wasn't very good He's got a totem use the totem. I love it. Oh, it's all about There we go. Oh, that's good. Oh, yes, anyone fire He when he's on fire, I can't see anything. It's like a neon Oh, no, there's no looking good for the beaver 17 What's this That's not a totem I thought it was a totem I can't be pink did you stick something in my All right, I'll give you a one minute head start to run away.  So that's what big photos on his time off It's why he can't run that fast. He takes big vapes He takes big vape You see him?  We need to talk about that statement. That's not very polite Quite frankly feeling hurt my therapist will hear about this Right It's your time to die now Yes, we're gonna scare him.  He hasn't even hurt you. What are you talking about? It doesn't matter about hurting me. It's it's tripping me out Use it use the bush. I'm already long gone.  I feel like I'm the bloody victim here. You are you're the one killing us I found out he can't see if I hide in trees and bushes and I'm just constantly in the trees You didn't tell us you couldn't see us It's so difficult. It's so difficult. I can see you though. I can't see jack deadly squat We were just running around to get ammo and traps. It's so I'm doing that. Don't worry You're still struggling to find excited You have no idea how hard this is When it is in fury That's right get him make him insane I mean me be very kind of getting closer now Yeah You're hugging the bushes. We do This is embarrassing for you. This is genuinely embarrassing for you may as well just leave go on go I can see you again.  I'm in a tree you've done this I'm trying to get a good judge of area where I'm looking. Oh good. Sounds like he's miles away from me I like that. He is because he's right next to me Oh, I wonder where excited could be I don't know maybe in one of these bushes that I've turned down the quality of so I can see quite clearly excited Have you found a code or anything? No But I am cracking Oh my god, you can't find buddha girl.  Yeah, no Can you swim too? Of course I can why'd you ask No reason Wait, well, if you're not in the water and this is all just the guys in which case you have cast light gate Keep girl boss me really hard and I have nothing but respect for you That would be funny Oh, I'm drowning. Oh, I'm drowning. Oh, wait. Oh big footage drowning. Oh, wow.  We killed big foot Like gasoline up to death Alrighty then. Well, you have nerfed me a bit. You know, you should be ready for a fight now. What do you mean a fight? Beaver, I might actually let him to you. I don't know if you can juke him the same way as I do No You should be able to do that. Where do you go? I didn't go anywhere. What are you talking about? I don't do anything You need to just to heart the trees. There's no trees here Hey slightly ah, you should be able to hit me That's not bad Let me go. Don't kill him. It's me you want. It's me you want No, I don't take. Are you excited? I have his life in my hands. Can you just like bring him and we can train He's turned down the tree texture This is a funny Friend dies You have 10 health points to get here. He's not kidding here, man He's not kidding anyone here I don't think I don't think it matters with the bush though because when he like he ran towards the water I quite literally quite literally ran wide right past me in the in a tree Oh no, I'm running out. I'm running out. Come on. Keep paddling. Keep paddling Okay, you are actually the water Oh, he's drowning again Oh, no, I'm winning. You better get out of the water Keep paddling. I'm winning. Keep paddling. No power. What do you mean no power? So close to sure must make it eight is taken every Second I have 10 seconds, maybe 11 I don't know if I'm gonna make it. It's very close. I am very close. I am so close. I am so close Do not kill me.    I'm right there I'm right there But that's dead No, but don't worry when we play another game another time That I have a little bit more More experience with look easy easy gg