Don't point at my soda, bro. It's delicious, too. 23 flavors. They work well. They didn't really know 23 flavors. No, I don't want 23 flavors of sugar. When was the last time you had a soda, Tom? Get that man alone. Let him drink the duck. The ginger out here. Thank you, Lowe's. Shit. I don't really feel like it counts. All right. But back to you, man. Send one of them home. I got nothing for you. Hey, man. You didn't like it anymore? I have attachment issues. I used to like, uh, attachment issues. You didn't dig in that spray. I know you probably only got two favorites. I love you, Lowe. What you trying to spend on one? What you trying to... I'm plugged in. I can get you one. You just can't be one of mine. People be trying to get your cars all the time? Yes. They don't understand. I have an obsession, man. Bro, when you go... By the time it's done, you'd already put the work into it. That's part of the fun of it, though. That's what I'm saying. You bought a car yesterday. You bought a car yesterday? What you bought? A convertible. 1968 Camaro SS. Let me cue this up, man. Camaro? Yeah. 1961? 1968. Oh, you don't have to Google it. You don't have to make up the name. I'll show you. I'll show you. Show me the name. Show me the name. And that's another thing. You buy them from, uh... Especially on West. You ain't got to worry about rust. It's pretty much good to go. That's the one. Yes, sir. Where you get it from? From this black dude. Out here? He always got the nice cars. Oh, that's already clean. Yeah. Right up to here. That's right up in the alley. This is when it had, like, that Mustang body in the Mustang at the same time body. Kinda. You got the back of it? Yeah, I got some more. That's just my favorite one. Favorite picture. What color is the interior white? Yeah. It won't be for long though. No holes in the top? No holes in the gas holes. Thank you. No rust? No rust? No rust? No nothing. Oh, is it? It's a good bike? Yeah.   I had nothing. That's right. That's right. I ain't got to worry about small down here, so I ain't got nothing. Small. We don't do small. I know.  This the south. You know what small is? What? It's a small hole. What?  I seen you found the fat booty TVs, man. Oh, those big booty TVs in the alley. That's all. Even the TVs got big booty. Too much booty in the ladder. TV alley. My TV was making me clap in that alley. Everybody famous in Atlanta. The bartender got a million followers. That's true. You don't really see that many people like that though. In LA, I feel like you got to go out. Oh, yeah. If you go to Inglewood, you'll see it.  But you don't see like, you see a chick with a big booty in LA. She's like, her big chick. Or she bulk. Yeah. Depending on what part of town you see her in. Yeah. I seen a few fat booties in LA. There's a couple of them. A couple of little asses in LA. A couple of little asses. Hey there. A couple of local fatties. Local fatties. Yeah. I like it up. You know. Not like y'all here, man. I don't know. I don't know. I couldn't be out here. Yeah. Man. It's crazy. Yeah. I support all these men out here. Because God put some of the fattest asses on these women down here.  Listen.  The first time, you're going to get whiplashed. The whole time, you're like, God damn. God damn. When I first moved down here in Atlanta, man, I couldn't believe it. I thought. And I was from St. Louis. It's one of the big booties. Right.  I was like, I can't move down here. When I moved down here the first time in 2009. No, I'm sorry. It was like 2007. It was nothing but the club, the same joint, and the mall to go to. They didn't have a whole lot of.  This is when you had your room in a goddamn, uh, at the bottom of that Italian restaurant.  I can't believe that room.  Damn, what was the name of this, bro? I don't know. But it was like in a residential neighborhood. Yeah.  Yes, sir. Yes, sir. God damn, what was the name of this, but? E3. E3. Good. I done had so many spots, bro. You can't do that, baby. 30 minutes after it started, somebody else started hosting. You came in and took over for this hosting, then. Yeah, sometimes you got to do that. Like that? No. Because you got to do that. Sometimes you got to have her open to open up. I feel it. You hear if I do that? I don't hear if your head is down. That's what she said. Oh, this is going to be a great episode. Oh, that will have a good time. I can feel it. We in the track. We in the track. We got this grand thump auto music playing. You had some of my favorite rappers on the show, too. Who? Who's on your favorite rapper? Yeah, Fiend on the show. Yeah, Currency on the show. Yes, sir. Currency did my game show, the Word in His Heart Show. I was like, yeah, nigga. And then I saw him on your show. He was in person because he had to do minds like via Zoom because it was the thick of COVID. Then he was really on your show. I was like... Currency. Yeah.  I was like, oh, y'all chillin', y'all. Y'all real hungry, sir. They can connect to the cars. They can connect to the cars and the weed. So I can do the cars. I got cars on all day, but I can't connect to the weed.  As soon as they got out, it was like, let me see them in Paula. I was like, nigga, let me see them in Paula. Let me see this. Yes. This is the start of the show.  I said, Harlem Music, you can get away from free. Buy him a car? You're going to buy him a car? I'm going to buy him an old school. So he didn't love giving gifts, man. I need to give him good gifts, bro. This is a gift, man. Serious. But his thing, with old schools, you can buy like... I've seen his fleet. I don't think he has a Malibu. And he has a Monte Carlo already, but he doesn't have a Nova. So if I find like a 70 something Malibu or 70 something Nova, all I got to do is just ship it to him. Because when you are real car enthusiasts, the joy is actually the journey of the bill. So you send him to work. He do the work. Yeah. I just send him a base. I just send him a body. Yeah, don't, man. That's like sending a bill. Like, here go electricity. You just pay for it. It's different when it's a car, man. I don't know what he wants in that car. Every car is different. Every car, he has to feel it out to get what the interior should be on this, what the wheels should be on. He might want that. So when you see yours, do you see the vision of what it's going to be? I'm going to turn it to Vin Diesel. I'm in Toronto with the white white B-Dro. It's not about how you paint your car. Family is how you drive it with the windows out. I live my life a quarter mile at a time. He really said that. Yeah. He was dead serious. He was dead serious. I live my life a quarter mile. Then they just stopped racing. That was like, man, let's steal stuff. Bro, did you start stealing? You're going to jump in? Jumping out of bed. Nothing going out of space. Same as the world. Then he's a rising up like L.L. Cool J. When Jamie Foxx and L.L. Cool J, he said L.L. Cool J really thought he was a football player. Yeah. I feel like Vin Diesel. This is my line. He really... You see, I say... The set with the toolbox has already done it. Quarter mile at a time. Quarter mile at a time. This is a real mile at a time. They should have kept it the way they had it when they were like... They had so much of the race money. They had to hear it. Fast five was my favorite one. What was that one? That was when the rock first came. Oh, yeah. That was the best one to meet. And the rock got big. I feel like they kept interrupting the movie trying to arrest everybody. He was busting whatever. He was hiding their party though. Yo, she was just getting good.  He had a lot of sayings in that one. Oh, he did, man. He was... Bring it. They should have kept the same formula. Like Fast and the Furious one was dope. They built the car in the shed and they had a little story. Yeah. And then Fast and the Furious 2 should have been that Asian dude. They should have found out more about that Asian dude. That Asian dude. Terrell! Yeah. That's what two should have been. Yeah. Which one was the one with the Tokyo drip? That was the third one. That should have kept that one.  Yeah, they had no... Once I saw Bawawa was in there, I was like, they really just left the story. Because Ben left for two. He wasn't even there for two. That's true. He wasn't. It was Paul Walker and Tyrese for the second one. Oh, is that what he said? Forget about a cup. That was pretty dope because that was dope. I said, forget about a cup. The other one is Jaru. Monaco!  Because he lost. And he tried to come back and get at the Spanish chicken. She was like, nigga, you didn't win. And nobody said nothing. Bro, they say niggas so hard at L.A., like the Mexican community. I didn't know. I was in the Midwest. So in St. Louis, the only people who say niggas are black people. So anybody else saying you check them immediately. When I was about 30 L.A., and this girl was like, what's up, my nigga? And he was Mexican, but he had like four homies with him. I had like two with me. I was like, what are we gonna do? That's how we say something. We let this ride. In Washington, it was Samoans. And they was like, they had, you know, the rock arm and stuff.  I saw a video of Samoan dude.  I was like, I never. The motherfuckers are having the motherfuckers. True story. My house in Washington, there was, it was two o'clock in the morning. There was somebody, we heard like fighting sounds. My wife was like, go check that out. And I'm like, that's the worst part about having a wife. Go check it out. I don't want to have to check out every sound. They don't come with you. No! Go check that out. She turned over, pulled the covers up to her shoulder. I was like, it's the same height. Her hands are actually digging in mine. No, not the same height. She told her, not the same height. She told her, she told her, you can shoot. All right, well first of all, y'all ain't got to do that. I'm just saying, we ain't going to go to the door before you. She be like, all right, stay in the big. Go check this out.  Hey, lay down, I got this. I've been like that. Right, absolutely. I don't know. You've been posting things there. What if she came back with a story? What was it? Fuckin' bad. That bear was in the den. That bear was in the den. I wrestled in my body. You pulled the liars out of the cabrio? Yeah, but he was liin' hard on them.  Fuckin' coyote. You should see the coyote. You should see the other guy. Hell yeah. Yeah, I got to the window and it was some mowing blood jumping somebody in. And the sound that was throwin' him on my car. She was like, what is it? I was like, man, some mowing is jumpin' this blood in. She was like, go stop them. I was like, girl, I said, some mowing. Jumping somebody. Blood! Girl, what's that? It's on your car. It was a 96-7. I was like, girl, don't make that. I've been a guy over a seven. But you said two very terrifying things and they scared me. Neither one of them scared me. It was some mowing blood. Yeah. These ain't doctors or demons. They're fighting some mowing. Yeah. And a jump in. He's been looking forward to this moment. He's been waiting for it. He'll imagine somebody getting prepared for a jump in. I was like, I'm going to take that first one. It's like, yeah. I'm going to take the last one. I'm going to interrupt this community. Community. He's been waiting on him. He's been waiting for this moment. He's like, bro, they going to pull up on me. Leave him alone. I'm going to wear glasses. Bro, I'm going to go through my glasses. He's going to be pumped up. I got to show extra heart by socking him out. When the community man come out, I'm going to sock him out. You know they got to prove he a real gangster.  And my hand on one. I'm still going to meet 15 seconds. Right. Now he's got to be up in my front yard. I still got to go to work. Because it was like Tuesday. Still had to go to work. Bust it up. What happened last night, man? But they did as wrong. They had no business jumping that man that loud. At 2 a.m. 2 a.m. On my car.  They could have did it on the lawn. Anywhere. Bro, he was... This was all... Well, these neighbors are just... They just walked through the neighborhood. It was like, here. Yeah. That's what I want to say. What's up, what's up? They could have yards when they do it. Yard was nice. Yeah. Oh, that's what it was. They drive around with this neighborhood. They're like, this is the spot. Yeah. That was a tough thing to work up to. That's been too bad. My brother's back. He is that civic. 96. Yeah. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. They could have been deployed just to get you to come out so you can't do something to you too. That would have been... That would have been part of it for sure. Yeah. Man, didn't know how to beat the homeowner up. Yeah. I'm like, man.  You would have just, like found a spot, like opened the window like, hey! People have to work in the morning. We got some work right here. Putting in work. Now they always pausing on ganglin. Putting in work. Now, but you know, it's in the neighborhood and it's dark. You can find, like, an upstairs window or one of them little sneak spots they wouldn't find. You know how your house is set up. Yeah.  They don't know where you at exactly. I mean, I do. That's where I bought my house. Shall I use across the street? There's a small bathroom window. They would never suspect you.   Do another little hole in the drive. Y'all got this office gang out. Y'all members is on paper? Oh, on paper, man. You got honorary members out here. They just in it for the tattoo. Man, where you at, man?  Never liked that lady. That would save a lot of lives, though. That would. If more fuckers actually could be engaged on paper. Where you from, cuz? Hold up, man. Clear the streets right here. Like a backseat console. All the big homies saying... These mad signatures on me. You gotta get five signatures. A red devil signed it. That's a real devil signature, man. I reckon that's it. Megan, after you go to the library court, you got to turn it over and see the signatures. But you don't think it's gonna have fake ones like... Hold up, hold up, blood. The address is wrong. Look at this address, man. That's when they start crumbling. They used to see it paperwork. That ain't even... That ain't even the same thing. This is card stock, man. What's all about card stock?   No, I got it from the... That's when they run out of lines, I got it from the... They grab it all. You know what I'm saying? They can't get it to me. They flew in for the night. They don't fly in. That first grab... They came in for this a month. The shirt grab. I was just sitting there and taking it. I tried to run, nigga. What if you break the run and you fall, right? You don't get no... What if you fall over, man?   That's the best time to get jumped in, though. Niggas don't want to get your blood on them, so... Yeah. If I was in the game, I saw the blood and I was like, whoa, whoa. So I stomped on you, right? You're my old housekeeper. If you're in the game and y'all just sitting back chilling and out of nowhere and they be like, bro, you been tested for that? Yeah. That's all I had in question. Hepatitis? Yeah. I'll be asking, hey, you got hepatitis? I ain't talking about this, man. Y'all go over here.  This is me. I'm being pizza right now. You hear me? You seen us talking about going back on the road on social media. But it's finally here. Yeah. Told y'all we better go back on the road. Tell them what we're going to do soon. Man, we're going to... Listen. You hear me? Yeah, we're going to your girl, Charleston. Maybe more. But that's all we telling y'all for right now. What's the date? What's the date, man? I think it's July 24th. You hear me? Seattle. Oh, I'm told. The first. The Sacramento. Oh, I told. The second. Okay.  It's a thing. We got from a date. I'm just so happy to be back. So we're going to Balustin. Seattle. Wells. Charleston. Okay. We may do that on the frat. Mm-hmm. We may do that on the frat. The microphone came off again? Listen, we just going to do it like this? That's why we got to get back on the road. But the microphone won't stick. We can't even buy tape. That's why we still to track if we can't buy tape. But you always turned up the microphone. You think Domino's going to sponsor this? They should. Let's call it. Because we fought for their peace. Mm-hmm. You did what I'm saying. I used to work at Domino's. You know what I'm saying? I grew up. I grew up. I grew up. Shout out to Domino there. You know what I'm saying? Give him black boys. You know what I'm saying? The job. Yeah. Somewhere you can prosper. Real talk. You know where to find all them dates? Why we eating Domino? Where we up side? Plus, new shows go to 85 shops through. How'd that go? Yeah. I feel like if you go to the Instagram or click the link or something, it'll probably take you where the tickets are. I think so too. Because people are like, how we find the tickets? We just told y'all that. Just Google 85 self-show tickets. Just listen.  Somebody was at one point. I seen them.  I'm like, you really bought that ball, fucker? I'm like, nigga, bought flow seats too. I'm like, nigga, whoever this is. He probably gonna show up, but it ain't me. I tell you that.  The real life tour shirt. New face bought one. They got my name over country Wayne. They need to get y'all room.  Nigga really out there selling the shirt. Nigga, they having the shirt while they flagging you down. We selling them. I rolled down to one of them. And where that money going to? Because I'm on it. He like, man, bought a shirt, man. Stop bullshitting. They tried to convince me that it wasn't me on the shirt. I ain't you, man.  Still bought it. I ain't bought a shirt. I ain't bought it. I hit the nigga out. I paid a dub for it. I talked to him down. He wanted a faulty.   I at least want to have the shirt to put up in my house. You know what I'm saying? I ain't get no money for it. I might wear it and go, hey, man, go, man, go, man. We got a shirt. We got a shirt. Tell them about the tour, man. Man, you know what going on, man. The tour going crazy, man. Should I say it again? We're going to be in Biloxi, Sacramento, Charleston, Seattle, and a little bit more. If you want to know, go to the85southshow.com. Negro. Okay, man. We're back. We're coming to all of them cities. He just named. You did. And some more cities. Come on. And we're coming to see the 85%ers. We're hitting them. We're going to have cities in the building. Cities. Listen, I'm talking about big time. Put them, pull them out.  Pull the 10-ins. What they going to say? It's going to be like, ooh, we been missing them cities. Now, one thing we can ensure, we can create a safe environment. We can. But we can pull them cities out. Yes, we can. And we have proven that. Right. You hear me? We have grandma's smoking weed. That's on oxygen tanks. And they holler they better. Nigga can't say how I showed on Inspire. I talked to that lady family. She doing well right now. She doing good. Salute, man. Salute, I tell you. Yeah, man. So come check us out. Make some more of this. Peace. I ain't even going to lie. And to be honest, to be honest, we miss y'all motherfuckers, man. I miss y'all too, man. Are you proud? Oh, that was a great walkout. That was a great walkout. We got to do it again. And to be honest, man, to be honest, nigga, we miss y'all motherfuckers. One more. One more, bro. One more. Okay. Nick. And to be honest, nigga, y'all motherfuckers. Hey, man, we out of here. It should decline with COVID. The whole time. Yeah, that is true. That is true. That was like, we been on this. Yeah, they just pulled out the sanitizer before the soccer game. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I'm really going to see, like, what the inside of a game meet looks like. No, you don't. It's very low budget. Man, it's nothing like you think. They don't have a sergeant to order to keep orders. Like, ah! No, no. Uh-uh. You can't call nobody that. Man said a sergeant at arms. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I'm trying to keep the organization. Yeah. Treasurer, sergeant, the home secretary. All the niggas who are too injured to go back to the streets. Like, the nigga who keeps the piece at the meet and he roll up, hey, hey, hey. Hey, y'all chill, y'all chill. Man, let's keep the cool, man. Can't you always go to the gun? Hey, man, y'all got the gym. OG. OG. Don't tell me about it. Don't tell me. Y'all think y'all got it all figured out? He's turning. He's turning? Yeah. What you know about sacrifice? Y'all don't know nothing about sacrifice. What do you mean? I was last summer. Yeah, but that was last summer. I paid the price in the winter.  I'm telling you, man. That pull-up and stop is hilarious. Oh, man, the twist.  You think you know the game? Let me tell you something. I've been out here. He's slamming the photo hard and putting the meeting notes up. Y'all knew it. He can't get the door open. Open the door. Hey, man. That's how we do it, man. It's a very black show. This was voted the number one black show for black people between the ages of 13 and 77. Oh, wow. That's everybody. That's everybody. And I didn't make that up. That's based off internet research. That's dope. It's like the Tonight Show for black people. Our youngest fan. Four days old. Fresh in the game. Fresh out? I relate to this. I've been alive for 85 hours. This is my show. When they talked about that for the center.  He was head up. You know how to do the show like this the whole time. He is still heavy. Y'all got jokes, but I got video proof. Oh, look. Oh, you do? Yeah, the baby was like...  That's a developing land. Okay, got it. Got it. Amen. Amen. I paid that time before the show. Teach us all. Teach us all. According to the pediatrician. I was talking to the pediatrician, too. I know one. Okay. I know one. Pediatrician, like, man, that's 85-star fame. Yeah, man. We got a lot of these people.  He was like, that's a developing laugh. The mommy should put the stomach up to the lap. Yeah, and the baby was like... Speaking of laughter is good as I do, man. Oh, yeah. He's right face. Look at you. You need to flinch. Keep doing it, bro. What? When you get to the point where babies is gone. You don't know. I'm aspiring. I'm aspiring to do the story. Keep doing what you're doing, y'all. Man. You think you know how to make babies laugh?  You turn it.  What is the rap? Look, man, if you can't look around and see who we got in the trap with us today, man, we got none other than to hear more. We had Kev on stage. Tony Baker.  Niggas was arguing about Kev, and they was like, the nigga named Kevon. They was like, no, nigga's Kevon. I was like, nigga, it's Kevon.  Kevon Stage? Kevon Stage? My last name is Stage. How many other stages you met in your life? I was like, hey, my name is Randall Stage. Randall Stage? Randall Stage? From a long line of stages.  That ain't nobody's name. My uncle followed this nigga on Twitter, and he was like, boy, you follow Tony Baker.  That nigga funny. That's who you got to get in with. That's who you got to get in with, son. That's who you got to get in with. Most people always think they got the answers, man.  I said, call who? She said Hollywood. I said, you think it's definitely got Hollywood. They got a bill. Call them and tell them?  I've seen the movie y'all working on. Let me get in on that. I remember when I first moved out there, I did call the Wayne's brothers. I called them like they had an office. You called the other brother? Yeah, I called the office that I googled and I was like, hey, my name is here. I was wondering if you guys had any internships or anything like that. They was like, nigga for what? I was like... Anything? No, we flew in for the meeting.  You know how many cousins we have? We don't have an outside team, man. What's your last name?  No, this is Greg Wayne.  The second cousin. That was tough, man. You really called them. You tried. I tried, man. I tried to call Black Hollywood. How do you want to do that, though? Black Panther 2. Who answered the phone when you called Black Hollywood? They didn't give him their name. Probably Uncle Levi from the better world. What's up, y'all? Levi. He was always short, too. Always short. He was on the prime and straight to the back. Fresh. What's up, y'all? 1300 years old. He's a close handshaker, too. It was weird. What's up, y'all? Y'all like the Apollo Wood. Oh, nigga. You got a whole lot of oil on your head.  Oh, because he did this a lot. Yeah, that pencil. 10 to a few 30s. What y'all doing in Atlanta? Man, we shoot a food show for the Kevin on Stage Studios app. It's like diners, jobbers, and dives. But instead of chefs, comedians, you know, you're on the road. You're looking for something to eat. You're like, man, we in Atlanta, what's good to eat around here? Oh, man, you got to go to Barney's or Life Kitchen or whatever. Bro, you know what you should have did on that episode? You should have just kept going to Waffle House. We went. Now, this location in Waffle House happens to be my favorite. Because I actually have to sit down, maybe. Okay, we'll just sing. That works. That's funny. I would have just went to the Waffle House in a different town. You would have been sick. This Waffle House don't actually unless you win. It's a whole new experience. That's what we went to. Had a homeless man that was on me. Oh, man, man. He told me, he said, man, I thought he wanted to break bread. Let's eat together.  No, give me the money. Give me something else. Man, come on. I ain't holding it right now. Come on, man. Give me the money. I get what I want. Let me take you to get that order. No, man, just give it here. You don't drive away by the homeless nigga some food. Like, no, you can just have this salad.  Why don't you actually give him the food? Man, never mind. You can't come straight at you.  I got the chief out of here. I swear this is a true story. We went to the Braves game. This nigga had made two eggs sandwiches and snuck them in the game. But he didn't eat them. And the homeless dude was outside the state and like, man, give me something to eat.  And he was like, that felt good. And I'm like, man, that man didn't want them goddamn salad. And the nigga turned around and was like, actually, I do. That sound like we can't put sausage in his pocket.  You want sausage?   We get the over sausage. No, I'm just saying the sausage is the over sausage. Well, wait. No, this is going in the downhill. Blame this on the homeless. We all been there. You know what's black? So my mom cooked it. We've been going to church. I'm dressed in church stuff. The church van come early. And I got a piece of sausage in each hand. The van's here. But just like hot sausage. The grease on and everything. She's like, come on now, the church van here. I'm like, why? I ain't finished packing. Get in the van. I come to get in the van. I'm like six, seven, eight. And I can't get in without wrapping the things. So I'm like, let's look at the van. Church dude, Deacon in the front seat. I'm like, man, let me just put one. Amen. He goes, you just put a sausage in your pocket. He's like, well, I couldn't get up. I'm going to try to agree to that story, y'all.   I'm going to try to agree to that story, y'all.  Oh, I look in. I try to get up with the one in the left hand. So I'm like, ah.  So put the sausage down. I'm like, never done that before.  Just bite it. I've been thinking about that. I'm not going to rush this experience. I feel like so much more happened before you got to the bus. Like, you went upstairs and got your coat. He opened the door. Like, it was no problem. Up until getting in the van. I needed to help up, man. Everything else, you can get the L-O-N. You know what I'm saying? You can close the pot with your leg. But I need to get up on the van. Hey, Kevin, man, if you got a sausage, give me some of this, man. Was it the back pocket or the side pocket? No, I put it right in the church bench. It was greasy. I'm in there, I take it. I ain't got a lint all over it. He blew it off. Still ate it. Man, where were you in life?  No, he put the sausage.  No, they were candy, bro. That was great. The life was like this. I was seeing every piece of this. The pastor cut the sermon in there. And the Lord...  Those grease stains on this young man. So, you know he had sausage. Every time we sit down and...  On low sides. I wasn't really thinking forward. No. Oh, sir. Smelling like sausage. I never heard of this story. You could have went longer without it.  I had to. What's your favorite color? I can't even have sausage. He saved that for these. Yeah, he did. I was sitting on that for the past four days. I was like, what's the color of that?   Why are you about to get in the car? Well, it was bad. Anyway, the sausage is the point.  That's the name of Saucers Pockets. It's unnecessary. Who you work for? You heard of Saucers Pockets? Saucers Pockets? You don't know how you got that name? No. He killed a man. He was hungry when he was eight.  It was great. Where did y'all go? Y'all should have went to Old Lady Gang. It's a candy's restaurant. Oh, Lady Gang? It's called Old Lady Gang Shit Fight. Candy got a lot of different businesses. Candy is amazing. We got that bedroom candy at the crib. He got candy in the bed, too. Not turnt. He's got pieces on the pillow. You know what I'm saying? You got a piece of chocolate in the middle of the night. You got to buy some of that bedroom. What do you mean by that?  The warm sensation oil. It also has the flavor of lube comes in the bottle. It's a freak, man. I've been listening. I got the Cochrane with the Vibrate on the end. The intensity of the Vibrate so you can connect one to your phone. What is your Vibrate to? No, Tony. He said he got it. Shit. I threw it through the door to here. I ain't gonna put it in my pocket. Why are you activating it yourself? What do you mean? What does she have to get up and get the towel? Okay, cool. So we'll start curing. Turn that off. I'll only use it when she's in the room. There you go, man. Put up a guitar, man. I didn't know about that restaurant. Like I was saying. Old lady gang. Macaroni and cheese. Macaroni and cheese.  Y'all ain't both y'all.  Enough for me. Kevin, it ain't for me. The Vibrate on the end is to get her couture. Oh, it's for her? Yeah, it's her plan. They got these sweet potatoes, man. They ain't got it. He hasn't heard them, too.  I didn't know she had it. The sweet tea is good. But the lemonade is everything homemade. She ain't got never claps or something.  But she be in it. You can't want your bread before you leave. It's corporate, go. You can't go too far back in the truck. I don't care if I had them sausages. Oh, what? She had a choice to be in a life decision. You to get in the van? I just want to know, like, what was your parents said, man? She was already in the van. She was in the van. I feel like as a black child, having two sausages will get you in trouble. Especially when you got sin... That's all I'm hearing in my mind. You just trying to eat them and got them. That's what it was. That's why she didn't have it on the door.  You know it was because he was being greedy. But I just can't see a black family standing in the kitchen with the door open waiting on the church bus and these sausages right here. That's why his mama was like, I know I could more sausages. Where was she at? If the church bus wouldn't have pulled up, what were you planning to do with these two sausages? Child, that was no plate. Yeah, I want to know why he didn't have the paper towel. I was going to eat them. So you was thugging anyway. He was double-fisting at an early age.  He had two sausages and two beers. Chewing and drinking. Chewing and drinking. I didn't think this episode was going to go this way. And that's not the sausage links. That's the key. Cutting half. It really was kind of like four sausages then. Yeah. Put it down in the middle. That was hard to get in your pocket. Because I saw black cheese sausage. That's what went right in a bag of cheese pain. When you get a split, that means you hit it.  So now it's like split right there. It was that. But that ain't for it. You don't separate the thing. It's still two. Nah, that's four pieces. Nah, man, it's just opened up. The camera was trying to jazz it up. He was like, nah, that's butterfly sausage. It warms your mind, man, when you came out to the van. So I saw him trying to get in the van before she came out. But she wasn't going to see it. No, I'm trying to be greedy. I'm just like, once you tell you to get in the van, you can't not be in the van. And you sit down in the church van. That grease didn't burn your thighs. It did. It definitely did. My thighs were hot. That's why I had to get one out quick. When did you eat the sausage? I was going to say to dig his face. When you opened up the door, he saw just the... He watched the whole interaction. He could have reached home and tried to get in the van. That's what I'm saying. He wasn't going to see what you were doing. He was going to get you told on about a church bus driver.  Your son was here with two sausage packets. I ain't going to be driving you all in church. He got sausage packets in your pocket. He's 24. He really break it down. He been passing the bricks from there. He ain't no eating on the church bus. I don't know why I got him with this thing. He ain't here with the sausage, man. I didn't sign up for this. I got to clean the rats out. Sick of this job. Praise God. I ain't even know church bands was a thing for families. Really? I didn't know that. They used to be in church.  So we ain't have no car at the time. So we just waited for that. What is Jesus picture on there? I ain't even let you miss this, man. Jesus went to open the door for you. It would have.  We should have been late. Did you have to explain the stains to your mom? She had to wash them in the church. And the bus driver was like, finally, somebody who understand. What? You knew the right thing. It was a guy at our last church. He's always had crackers in his pocket. Raw crackers? Listen, I was like, oh, you got that whole pack of that. I would have a conversation. And I thought it was like the white stuff from talking too much. It was cracker residue, right? And I didn't know until I had a conversation with my buddy. You really should think about joining the choir, man. There's a lot of men in the choir, like boom. Like that was a spelling point. Oh, that's crazy, right? No, no, no package of that. Just raw crackers. Rich crackers are good though, right? I'm not going to eat it with lit. We can't even talk about this because YouTube would flag the video. Because you said rich crackers, they're going to think you said rich crackers. YouTube would hit that yellow on your video for anything. I got on Facebook one day and I said, I like my crackers with cheese. Suspend it for a week. Really? You obviously talking about the food. You would take something.  Well, he really, man, he's like his white man with cheese. I never liked it. I never liked it. Bro, this dude keep me entertained.  Just do animals. Tony is a angry old man. Oh, man. Tony is a villain of old anger and just frustration. He has every right to be angry, bro. By what?  His car? The old school. Did you answer it? No, I gave it to Ray. He said a big guy rented that car, though. He bought that on himself. Tony could have big guy rented that car. Call me out.  It doesn't matter. Yeah, I know that, but they won't let me live. Tony cares me at the time. Tony cares me at the time. I'm tired of these Jones and the Fugitives, man. I'm gonna catch you before. I got you dead to rights. Your tongue jumped down in that way.   Come on, man. I found two tags in my bag on this trip. You want some real soft beer? They keep picking on me. Yeah, man.  Everything Mac, he got coming to him. You deserve it. You do, right, Bobby. You can get all the tags. You don't find in that bag. I go to the airport and I just hang out. When people get their luggage thrown away, I just grab them. I say that for a couple of hours. Bro, no lie, though. In the middle of the pandemic, people weren't even flying. We had shoots in May of last year. He put a luggage tag in my windshield. I mean the visor of the car. My wife brought the car, though. He pulled the vibes down, hit her in the head. He attacked her. He could have had an accident. That's actually battering. Yeah, it's really battering. I should have squared up on the street. That's what I'm saying. Now you got a surplus of them shits. I got three trash bags.  That's not helping. The thing is, nobody even did nothing to him. We was just on tour. Nobody was doing no pranks. He just started doing that. Yeah. You think I won't this? He just hacked her. He wants this. I didn't say that. He wants this. He chose this life. I'm a villain, man. I'm a villain. I like chaos a little bit. It gets too stagnant.  But I would put it, he can always take some shoes off. Wherever, if we stay long enough, one of those shoes is coming off, right? This man keeps sausage in his body, man.  So when he take that shoe off, I slide one, then that shoe too. But if you think about it, you just really becoming that black father.   I'm going to sleep.  That's true, man. Yeah, I went to sleep in the car. We was waiting for Tony and Josh to grab some smoothies. Smooth out. Man, listen. I don't know that for a while though. Yeah, they don't even know about it. Nobody ever speaks on that. Like, we're black men, but we're getting old. You get certain privileges, we're getting older. Like, if after you, I feel like once you get to be like 39, it was just fart.  You shouldn't have to explain it. I'm going to say something. Hey man, this nasty.     We got no remodeling on that one though. What you gonna say after that? We didn't know. But it still stayed. We didn't know. Your eyes watered. We never knew. Yeah, I'm sorry. I was drinking noni juice. I was talking to Seymour. Seymour, Seymour's a red face.  My life together. Trying to stay alive for y'all. No, I'm fine. I'll just die. I'll just die. You don't have to talk it in. I'll die. Because I'm bored of this. I am, man, too, man. Oh, jeez. Oh, that was my great grandma, man. Everything was I'll just die. Oh, y'all just keep it to yourself. You want me? OK, I'll just be dead, then.  Hey, here we go. Y'all just gonna have it loud so I can't sleep. I'll just be dead. Let's wake up there. Hey, everybody. That TV be loud after 10 o'clock. I don't know what it is about 10 o'clock, but as soon as 10 o'clock is at that TV, it's way louder than it. Like, your TV ain't never get that loud. You feel like you're in a movie through that at 10 o'clock. How can you be sleep the whole time to about 3, 4 in the morning?  Do you want to cook a turkey? I am in the morning.  With the fact you own $3,000, you can cook a turkey. Come on, man. You was getting tapped off in the dream. It picks up all the dirt residue. How would you like to cook a whole turkey on your countertop? In 10 minutes. I always wake up on a metaphor was, and it scared me thinking, you get shortness of breath and wake up in the middle of the night, you know what I mean? I was honest with you. I was honest with you. You may be God. I knew it. At WebMD, man. Whatever you go, sir, the WebMD always ends back on cancer. Always. You said you'd be like, you'd be dead already if you read me. It'd be obvious if it's a split, it may be cancer. Didn't it show you a finger, just like your finger? It's the same watch. The same food in the background, like tattoo on the wrist. They got a reflection of you looking into the computer screen. WebMD. God, stay out of that, man. That's the quickest way to die.  Too many, man. Just go to the doctor. Hang in there. Well, you get your kidneys checked. Yeah. The kidneys produce the moisture that keeps the nails together. So if that's coming off, the kidney might be weak. Yeah, the skin's flaking on, that's cancer. Same food. They show you every hospital picture of everybody's hands. Just like my friends. Y'all got me scared, man, because I don't even know a motherfucker that drank eight glasses of water a day. Tony. Yeah, I'm good. I'll be peeing, though. Big pee. Yeah, tell them about the time you peed on yourself. I peed on myself, yeah. You had that dream when you thought she was in the bathroom. I got that dream. Oh, nobody got social with people who peed. You like, man, you be talking in your dreams. Stay in that place. I moved. I had to move into my situation. I moved. That might have just been my self-conscious situation.  You be peeing good in the dreams. And that's what makes you know it's a dream. Because in my dreams, when I peed, I said, that's what makes you know it's a dream. I said in my dreams. You see, he's rolling back and forth. Rolling back. Y'all, if you watch our YouTube, just hit the 10 seconds. Hit the 10 seconds. He ain't just a soul of a free slave. Before they help him, he right back. He put it in the comments. I'm pissing in my dweens. Me and my cousin, Nick and Demish. The peeing in the dreams is super long. That's all I know what you're saying. He tried to get it on. I was going to do the whole thing. I got everything. Don't pee in your dreams. All I was saying was, peeing is why. I got to catch a fly.  The way it's going about peeing is if you stay on someone, I have to wake my wife up like, let me flip this batch of something real quick. The middle of the night? The middle of the night. Man, we had to put the towel under to sit and cry.     You knew he was a counselor? Babe, babe. You was drinking. Why didn't you peed on her? How you going to verify the pee? It's enough.  And I'm married to him. Wow. She going to bring that up. Absolutely at this. What if she was just bringing it up casually around the family and then he peed? You know he peed on me, right? We talked about you both. I would have took her weeks to figure out that she didn't pee in the bed. She like, I didn't even swear at work like that. I had nothing left but I woke up. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on, Francis.  I can't, he wasn't even wet. He was my leg. You can't pee. I could have had it on my leg without Wait a minute. He peed on me. He wouldn't tell us to see you but right here. I'm going to see y'all tomorrow. He ain't going to watch me game. Hold on, hold on.  You peed on me though. She peed on me. She going to bring the panties back out. They still wet. Show me the pee. She got two pee samples. This is the pee from the bed. Notice the color. She got it in the back. She got it in the back. She got it in the back. She got the little paper and she didn't wash this. Hold on, hold on. Click that line up. Blue light, come on. It's pee in the bed and on the couch. You got this. Oh no, I ain't got you. Come to the bathroom. Oh, here it is. You should have peed on it. I peed on it in the shower. I peed on it in the bed. Just on the back of the leg though.  You say what? Y'all ain't ever peed on my body in the shower? Just a little bit? Her back was turned to face the water. That's too much. Let me see if I can get away with it. Delete that. You're trying to go for a joke. 45-33, delete that part. Oh, so that's what we doing? We telling secrets. We telling secrets. Oh, man. Y'all ain't never peed on nobody though. Is what y'all telling me? Ain't nobody in the room peed on nobody. Ain't nobody in the sleep. Sabrina called some of you. But that was inadvertent. But that would be a strange way to find that your girl like to be peed on. You peed on who's having the dream and all your hands. She fall right back in love. I've never even thought you know the arcade. We are good. I feel like we have reached a new level.   That's a water date.  Well, me and Tony, Tony's and his girls going to come over and just going to drink a lot of waters. Watching movies. You drinking water? Yeah. Drink another glass. I got you some alkaline. She dropped too many hits. There's a water by your side. She holding it up. She's drinking it. Taking it all the way and knocking back. Come on. Perfect timing. Like pee pee. All the freaks.  Now that you brought it up. But I'd rather read that than the niggas. Like bro, he ain't the only one who has been talking to me. Niggas, I was in the night and on stage so real for that song. I can see it in the camera. I feel seasick. Him on stage is me. This is sausage in the pot. We don't have that hard. We don't have that addition. It's calm in this pot. There's always somebody on the internet. I'm a 43-year-old man. I had sausages in both hands just the other day. I had to get on the bus. Come on. Just like seeing to do that quick trip with two big-ass hot dogs trying to figure out. Two big-ass hot dogs, huh? Hey, man.  Then be shitting the whole time.  You brought that big-ass hot dog with that quick trip with that 7-11. 7.30 a.m. You niggas got money to change.  Hot dogs.  Why? You don't want to have blood pressure.  He said he was fake. I don't take blood pressure. Since I don't eat gas station hot dogs, I'm medicine-free. Believe it or not. 7-11 got some good hot dogs and some good pizza.   I'm just saying you ain't never had nothing from an easy-to-make app. I'm saying that. When you get pizza from 7-11, you can watch the pizza. The oven is on top of the lottery tickets. They still be using the shovel. It's not like God don't appreciate technology. They found a way to officially cook food with a light bulb and you niggas don't appreciate it.   That's why I said you got to get the whole pizza. You got to get the pizza. Actually, I get the hot dogs early and want them when they're fresh. They put them on the roll at about 7 o'clock.  And evenly heat it up.  Two minutes and 45 seconds later. You don't have to do this. I know I don't. Right, you do.  I get it. You ain't got much choice. You have options. What's your point? 7-11 is one of my options. If I go to my house, I'm like, 7-11. I got options at 7-11. All I hear in my head is that E-40 song. Everybody got choice. Keeps you humble.  We had breakfast at Barney's today. Everything they had was crazy. You should have went to the Atlanta Breakfast Club.  You didn't have a meat. Swimming Huskies pizza. We had that. You should have got Edgewood pizza too. We just got turned on in there. You would have liked Ship List doughnuts. Sublime doughnuts. What is that? Check that to me. Sublime? You should have linked it on the next seat. He hit me after we was already done. It's a snake heart. Wait, you ate a snake heart? You think it's giving me change about 7-11 pizza? Wait a minute. I don't know if that don't mean nothing. Don't read culture. Don't do that. 7-11, how about the Asian hate?   Isn't that me and this nigga here? We just exchanged the cultural stories, bro.  He was like, I'm Vietnamese for real.  They was kind of like, plus it. And then he was like, let me show you. And then they went and had a ceremony.  And he didn't even flinch. And then they did some on his cheek and then they kind of like made like a design and he just sucked it.   Put some designs in it. Kind of like a Mohawk, but it was like a half Mohawk. It was in the jungles of Vietnam. So now he's sitting there, right?        And they was like, you must be the descendant of the king of this village. So now his picture's up everywhere. This is really happening. Yeah, I don't make up shit, bro. Look at the regular orange juice glass. It was in the jungle though, but they got Amazon apparel. That snake was like... That snake thought he was coming over for dinner. He was just cooking the night out. He is the dinner. That's a capture. Bro, this is how we live it. What does it taste like? No, man. Bro, look at that. That's a big heart. Just to chase it? That heart was big. You've got to have heart to be a snake, bro. Come on, man. What are you trying to prove? This is the temple of doom, man. You ain't got to do that. This is why I do mouth-watering. Yeah, but what they don't tell you is, once you drink a snake heart, it could be hard enough to hang a hat on. Is that how you do it? You keep it back. That makes you feel. Did you do some snake blood as well?  Black. Black.   You know how they do us. I'm from the project though.  You from Mississippi? So I was like, that's a double poor. I never had a chance. The project? I lived in the projects in the poorest state. So we were on the ground. That's why you got the cars. I got you. Every car you saw.  You looked off into the distance. Mississippi Delta was looking at him. Yeah, we don't make a habit of it. What city is Mississippi? Oxford. That's where University of Mississippi is, isn't it? Ole Miss. Hell yeah. That's the same place.  So you know when they have the games. Oxford, Mississippi. Eli Manning versus... There's always... They give you the city, the population. That's great. He was there when he did that? Yeah. I was around when Eli Manning played at Ole Miss. That was on my ride with the state. This was my partner. He said I was there with Eli Manning. He was cool. He used to throw parties at the crib, bro. Yeah, that nigga used to like to drink. He's a real drinker.  That's white.  Like people don't...     Ric Flair.  This way and this way. I like to get his head woozed like he was letting the air out.  Bring it back down. If he don't say anything. Every few hours his head is blown. I saw Ric Flair, the Jay Paul fight. He was hosting a slapping competition.  Bro, dude got knocked out. He was slapping the San Antonio. Maybe shawkin' it up anyway. Yeah, man. Just stand there and take a slap. Bro, he used to host that in Atlanta. They used to do it in Struclos. It was a slapping competition. Yeah, I hosted one of the first slap contests around here. I just love how they be holding the table after the slap. People weren't just sliding around here. Did they get a good one? The documents are nice. He was sliding off. Highlighters. I like the motherfuckers that be professional. The niggas be getting hit with whole houses and they be like, I been hit harder. Motherfuckers, don't worry about it. Put some water in his head. Bro, this is a boy dude. And then he was like, oh, it's my turn. Right here, look right here.  Oh, bro. Look at Pete Davidson. Yeah, he's mad. Yeah, people to take that. He missed. Bro, he didn't even move his head. Look, he started smiling. I thought, yeah, he didn't even like the man. This is a lifestyle. That's how you show him right here. He was good.  Sometimes Rick Flappie looking like he can't believe he's still alive. Oh, this cocaine I've done. Oh, these steroids. It's always funny though when they size up and slap. They come just there. Listen, when a crowd score a counter, win it. One. Right, right.  If somebody like did all that, went through all the motions. And then they like purposely missed or became bad. Oh, my God. I think he just took home the trophy. It's all before. It's no motion yet. You see him flinch that much. He still feels in the air. He's talking bad. He ain't gonna be tears no more, man. He's got a lot of chips going. He ain't got the chips going. He's got the chips. What we talking about? They're gonna have goblets. Oh, snap. What's the prize for the slap contest? I think he got five grand, two grand. Something like that, it went a lot. They should make it like five grand.  Like, oh, six maximum. That car. Last year's winner of the maxima. There's got to be something that don't make no more. The maxima is so specific. He's got a hundred sevens. A pocket. One that Suzuki Swift, man. She is. They got some brand new ones. Oh, man. I wonder if Nissan knows that people think they're about their cars. I wonder if Nissan be like, I wonder if Nissan be like, man, you know people be laughing at the ultimate and stuff, man. But they be selling them. They be selling them. Oh, the father.  Oh, man. That's the girl. That was my car for ever. You drive a Corolla. I had one with a spoiler, but I'm like, I got to add something back. He probably do at the job that know everything. But nobody want to ask because he's such a dickhead about everything. Well, you know I came up with the Corolla. Yeah. He go again. He be all at the boy. I mean, the Corolla is the most successful thing we've done. Yeah, but we want to focus more on the camera. It is. How would you want to do that? Don't fix what ain't broke. This is the Corolla. I mean, the Corolla we got there on the street right now. People hate the word. Look, I was down there on the second floor. This man.  This motherfucker talking about a Corolla.  They trying to make a turbo. What? That's what I wanted.  But don't send me. Bro, they send me back to Corolla. I swear to God, bro.  Watch me. Watch me. Would you rather work in many vans? At least you have to slide a door. They be doing cupcakes. Oh, man. Oh, man. Them motherfuckers be down there moving in Corolla. This is nonstop, nonstop airbag. Safety, safety, safety.  Oh, who's that? I'd rather work in... Sequoias? Sequoias. But Avalon, man. They got rid of it. They kept the Avalon. It really was, though. They had some nice men. Like, you could literally let the backseat down. Bro, I had a co-worker who had an Avalon. You might as well have been in it. What about niggas that drive 2-door Ultimus?  You don't get that knock-off G-3074. What? Spend the extra 10 grand to get the G, man. They don't even...  I feel like if you got a 2-door Ultimus, your whole church is proud of your academic achievement. Well, he got a 3-8. Tell him tomorrow how to do it. And the church went in to make sure you can get back and forth to your school. Got you this 2.0 turbo. The church went in? He's like, oh, what'd I get? I went outside right in front of the church. You had a little boy in there? No. They loaded 2021 Corolla. You can have this one if you want. I'm gonna take the Ultimus. I'm gonna take my chances. Corolla goes with two pieces of sausage. You know what this reminds me? I bet it's some niggas that work at Volvo. Like, niggas is sweet on Volvo. Volvo. Volvo. He got some nice ones. I named one car you never seen a black man in.  No lie. Kid, you're not. I had a brand deal.  I was like, ah. That was my first one. It's not in the car. It was my first one. I would pull up in the Subaru Outback, but you know what I have to do? What would have to be playing every time you pull up? That same song, Nino Brown, was listening to. My back against the wall.  I remember that exact scene. That's when he stood up in the back. He stood up in the back. He stood up in the back. He's pulling up on your hunger on the block. Yo, so you need to come over here and holler at me. I'm going to that Subaru, man. Hey, bro, spin the block. Spin the block. The Subaru Outback. Yo, you told us no just because you're in the room. Bro, I saw you in the Maserati big flexor. Come on, man. Carlos commented. He don't make comment as much, but the Maserati was like, let me get this.  Because I've been getting calls. Niggas been insecure all night. Bro, what you meant by that? I was like, nigga, do I need to put the emojis so you would know?  I was like, nigga, I said congratulations. Nah, but it's the way you said. Yeah. Like, you ain't kept the last of seats. Yeah.  But you had the capital S at the end. You a snake. You a snake.   Cut and paste.  That's true though. They take it personal. But when I saw it, I was so proud. Because you was for real, nigga. It was a black man moment right now. Reminding me so much of Cooley High.  You remember that saying?   He changed me out that truck. I'm proud. As you should.  I ain't even know when I bought it. The window to sneak them up. They got the sport mode? What you do in sport mode? How fast can you pick the kids up in sport mode? Soccer practice is your mode, man. You do that.   You broke. Stick away from us. I always take my son to soccer practice in Maserati. Every time. If I'm in my wife's car, she got a CRV. Hold on before I take them. And it will last $500,000. It will. Hondas will go, bro. Hondas will go. My Honda beat up some more. You still got it? The clutch went out. I saw it with the clutch gone. Somebody was having a heavy like a nigga. I've been looking for one of these, my boy. All you need is a clutch. I'm putting any in your driveway. It's like, I'm taking the engine out anyway.  It was quick. I'm like, bro, it don't go more than 15 miles now. They're like, so easy work. I have a cord. No, I was like, the station wagon cord. And I had bought it. Yeah.  I'm just about obscure his car now. I'm going to find something obscure. I bought it. I'm obscure. I bought it. All wheel drive. I didn't know that this was a V8. The first time I bought it in 45. It was getting 16 miles to a gallon in LA. And I was like, this ain't going to work. So I bought this little Honda cord wagon. And it dude didn't tell me. Because I bought it on Craigslist. This is before I knew the difference between Craigslist and the eBay. Man, that motherfucker transmission went out two days later.  This is back on Craigslist and sold it two days later. When I told them, I said, the transmission is going out. Because I tried to go get the transmission. The transmission gone. It was gone. It was in this every day of school for a year. But they bought it for the same price. This episode is sponsored by Blue Chew. Hey, what's up? It's Carlos Miller. And if you don't know by now, Blue Chew is where it's at. Blue Chew is a unique online service that delivers the same active ingredients as Viagra and Cialis. 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But these are for the 85 percenters.  So you can wear this on vacation this summer. If you don't get the hoodie. You should get the hoodie. I know it's hot but think about it. You gotta let them know where to get it though man. Like if you're going to be on the plane or something you don't know it's going to be cold in a lot of places so you're going to need some sleeves just in case. Then you take that off and you got this on. Or if you're anemic. Like if you get cold fast keep the 85 South hooded. And then we're going to be rocking this t-shirt most of the summer. 85.   We're wearing this on vacation or something. I ain't playing.  I'm taking this one. I ain't wearing no sleeves.  You got to dance if you do that. You be dancing? Why would I buy this to cut the sleeves out when I could have bought the shirt? But they got it getting on the shirt on it. You got to throw the hood on while you dance.    He sell me a lot of these blinks. Because if you hot you going to be hot. Why would you be hot with a hood on with no sleeves? I mean if you looking cool you going to look homeless. If you look cool while you hot you won't be as hot. They got all like old ones. The ones that got messed up. You know what? I seen the dude walking down the street with a hood on the other day. He was so dirty I thought it was camouflage. Hit the website. We out of here. I got an Oscar card. The Chevy Lumina. That's Oscar. When it was out it was fine. You can pull up at any church in America. It'll be a lumina out there. This Sunday. My mom had a green one.  I talk about miles a gallon.   You don't like it? He like it. He like it. He like it. The Burgundy. The Burgundy in the white one. He said ooh because he don't like three unteens. Blue one. Look up the Chevy Beretta though. Chevy Beretta. That's the antique car. She had the Beretta GT. That was a coupe though wasn't it? That was a family sedan. That's the Beretta.  You going to be the first to. You going to be the first to. With turbo. Somebody watching this got one for sale. It's funny that she mentioned it. What's his e-band? What's going on with his e-band?     You ain't heard about the Tri-Wide Lugs?  You only need three. It's a vehicle I want, but I can't justify buying it. I love the Volkswagen bus. All the time. Like the hippie van? Who like those? He got a whole bunch of them. He trick them out. He got about two million dollars worth in busses. I saw that little special that he did. Cross Crunchy. Cross Crunchy. That's how they do it. Cross Crunchy. Cross Crunchy. Cross Crunchy. He still said it wrong. I'm trying to say the fumble. Stay in that. Gotta give them some for the comment section. Cross Crunchy. Oh, they got plenty. As soon as that thing happened and I was like early in the episode, I was like, they're gonna be sending me pictures of sausage. They're gonna make it this far. They still laughing for the food right here. So, Cap, tell me about Kev on stage studios.  Sausage. Give me a sausage.  All kinds of sausage companies reach out. Hey, Cap, have you tried our organic turkey sausage? Great for putting it in your pocket. Go see Kev on his own Instagram. A four milk commercial. This sausage is good enough. Hey, I got an entrance through you. Hey, Kev, grab your sausages. Freeze for a minute. That's gonna be the same. That's not fit. It's gonna be some independent company out of Sacramento. Kev, we're an independent company. We want to do a product called Kev on Sausages. Now, get this. Get this. Get this. They're pocket-sized sausages. But they pack a big punch. Four grams of protein. Think about it. Just something to think about.  They're lit. Resistant. Do what you want, Mike. Do what you want. Here's the kicker. Don't grease things. See, this is what Maserati shows back up with a gift by Kev. Heard your love, summer sausage. Maserati could be in their year-end video. When they was introducing this. I wouldn't make one, but they owe you a free payment. They did, bro. We talked about a brand. They was like, all right, man, watch out. What? He is black. That's what it is. He's black, and they also don't need them. They only put them there for diversity. Absolutely. They gonna sell them Maserati's anyway. They ain't got no commercial. They sell it just fine. They sell it. Hey, but I always had this idea.   Maserati's got Ferrari engines. That car goes. It goes. When I got it, man, it was, I could go anywhere. Now, traffic is back. You can't believe it. I'm not. But it's just like downtown, though. It's like that.   They just don't know how to get there. No, because it's like Atlanta.  But you can never figure out how to get there in 15 minutes. Everybody down here drive like they looking for an address on the building. Oh, they be stopping. The green light on me and Josh at the green light just stopped hold. It sat. It was like, yeah, green light. Right here. I was doing it. It was like, both dress shoes on the pedal. Hard stop. Did you imagine that doing it? Did you stay there? You don't know what was going on in that car. It was just like, the nigga driving that car and going through it.  Dude, this is how it was again. It was the after the first time. I was a writer faster. I was a teacher to myself.  No, man. What you want to spend on in part? Now we're getting to the green light. Yeah. I could make some calls for you. I don't trust nobody else. You think I would put my name on some bullshit? That's right. Now, if I told you what I wanted from you, you would look at me like, but we're friends. Then I got to go through and explain to you why I need this amount. I already know what you're talking about.  Oh, you're going to be in the hood on there, Miss. Who looked at the person that you got? You first was like, okay, I'm finding a position that I could do what I've been wanting to. Shit. The first car I bought when I got into position, I bought a Challenger. Lannick got some challenges.    Because motherfuckers be racing this. But they ain't inviting my nigga. They be downtown.   And they taking Charlie horses. I wasn't around to get caught having a Charlie horse. Cross country. Yeah, man. But nah, even if they got a description of your shit, they can just take it. Word.  We need to talk about the boot situation in that Lannick. It's the thing though.  That's what everybody from right now to say. They say they watch you walk out the parking lot. Soon you cross the street. The boot is on there. And they in a regular car. I had caught the nigga one time. He hadn't even closed the boot.  Okay, okay, fine. Gas, right, gas. Hey, it's up to you. If I put it in here, if I close it, it's 150. Yeah. They hit him with the two boots. Man. Because they said people been taking the one, the tie rod. And they just been leaving. Yeah, my homeboy, he got the tie shot. He been picking up a lot of just people changing their ties and leaving them. Bro, it seemed like it caused more to get the tire and the wheel replaced them. Bro. And the $75 for the boot though. We losing boots. We losing recipe.  Mufflers are on the building and another motherfucker on the parking lot.  The smart for the motherfucker who's on the parking lot. Muffler the motherfucker that got the boot cuckling.  He's like, I want 100 parking lots. I'm gonna punch that nigga in the face. Especially if you've been drinking a little bit and he's still over there. He's watching the whole party too. He ain't even doing nothing.  He's like, he ain't a $40. I lost that because of you.    I did it for the club. Somebody had to do it. That motherfucker, tell them what he told you.  He took the boot off because we were shooting over there. He took the boot off. What time y'all leaving? We were like 8 or 9. He was like, I'm coming back at 12. You out here again? I'ma get you a gig. I'm gonna see how the nigga do it. Nigga don't never get off the phone with his girl. Hell yeah.  I'm gonna boot this motherfucker. I'm gonna think it's a game. Nigga's been thinking.  Hold on.   Hold on, here you come.  I just pulled up.  I know he put that boot on like that. He was on the go when he came out. He got on the show and took the picture. They gave him that one little raggedy shirt. We couldn't believe the company. Aw, man. He wanted to get these boots back so he could get three more cars. I ain't doing nothing, man. Full of boots. Nigga? He was a journey in the back of his bag. Hilarious. I didn't get that at first. I was like, would you leave it? I thought you meant like metaphor. Nigga. I don't know what they said. I got a headache, man. But y'all niggas are crazy, man. What's the name of this food show? Uh, What's Good. So it's like, What's Good Atlanta? What's Good, St. Louis? What's Good, Seattle? Y'all going to eat most? Got that right, bro. What's that, St. Louis? Yeah, St. Louis. St. Louis is not good food. Y'all gotta go get some food. Yeah, gotta go up. I'm taking a big move. My bone went up. Is that the hood change for you two, too? Yeah. What's that? Bro, I forgot the name of this sport. It's the sports bar at St. Louis that we had. Hell, yeah. Them motherfuckers got some wings so good. Nigga, the staff will come out and watch you eat them. I told you.  Okay, why? The niggas are going extra, extra, everybody.  Got another one. They know you're going to like it. They be waiting with their phone. Hey, bro, how you like them motherfuckers? They been put this on the ground. What's your name? What's your Instagram, buddy? Keep on on stage. You follow Tony the Baker. Keep on on stage. Tony the Baker. No, that nigga over there has to hit the button. I thought it worked, dude. I thought it was over. Look at him. He was crying something. Who wants the music? He's trying to stop it. No, that nigga lagged. Hit the button. He didn't look around at nothing. The teacher come around here and he's doing work. Let's have him some more. I wasn't scared of him. I was not pushing over trying to get it. I was really thinking so hard. Put your tongue out a little bit. That's how he used to know when I was trying to cheat. And she come around here. He was like, look at something. She said, what was that? That look was never on finish. What was she saying? He was trying to act like we think. Yeah, this is it. Thank you.  They ain't study. I'm still cheating off you.  You still do it. I believe in you more than I believe in myself right now. You know who got the good grade. How did people study so what? Cheat. We do all the answers on the pre-test, nigga. I'm still going with cheating. I actually was cheating in the second grade. You didn't even give her like a chance. I said, blue. I don't know. It was a spelling test. Red. I never put a spell on it. I had it on my desk and it was one. We had the individual desk and everybody was sitting there. I wrote it down.    This teacher was like, next word is, Oh, right. So I'm writing it down. I'm looking. I don't know, man. I don't really feel confident about it. Because you don't see in the case. We just had a picture of the cat.  I see one on the street. I tried. He was cheating on the first question. No. If I got all the words right now, I'm not going to try. Name. Tameka Townsend. Hold up. That ain't my name. Tameka. Tameka. No. Day. It was way one. I cheated on the day, too. All the paperwork. All the paperwork. Everything has to be identical. Oh my bad. Yeah. Let's leave it down. Let's write it down.  We're going to get some better tape. Welcome back to the 85 self-show. Tony Baker hit 10 up shit, man. Tony the Baker. Tony the Baker. Oh, man. Cap, tell me about this studio game, man. Oh, man. You got your own studio. Congratulations. Thank you, bro. We're going to wait for Tony to come back. It's up to you. Man, low key, man. Hold up. Wait. Give us some different music. I can't do techno while we're talking about black entrepreneurship. He's made it without time. I just feel like I should be lighting up some coke. So tell me about the studio. Are you guys hot? We was, um, pandemic. We had an office, podcast studio, and then Tony to hear what we did. They had the other bunker, which was like a small studio. And we started to keep your distance because of pandemic.   Atlanta came, man. Everybody from Atlanta came. They was out there. Atlanta ain't no hope. People from other cities be like, man, Atlanta ain't no hope. But, uh, yeah, so we was, we had the opportunity to do the app and we was like, you know, written space, you know, bigger and stuff like that. So the one we had is like, you could only shoot one thing in there. Break everything down, set it up, break everything down, set it up. So he was like, love, if we had more space, we could be more efficient. And because of the pandemic, like this whole warehouse, this whole, like, the whole section, like seven out of the eight businesses was gone because of COVID. So they was like, man, we got $1.18 a square foot. And I was like, $1.18. That ain't this. Mine was like $3, something like that. But they was just trying to get rid of it.  Turning that warehouse into a sound stage? Whoo! You talking about Brad? It was like the life. $7 million. Soundproof, $18 billion. I don't know if it wasn't that much.  That soundproof is expensive. But now, man, we was just like, yo, we get this podcast studio, this sound stage, we can shoot it. Other people can come shoot there. We can rent it out and stuff like that. And we can make our own stuff. Then we won't have to rent it. Because I'm location fees, man, it'd be, but location fees for a sound stage would be outrageous. Because that's our whole business model. It'd be $10,000 a day. And studio would be like that. Y'all shot the BET Awards here, Eddie. See, now y'all are the one with the location fee. Mm-mm. We done shot the BET Awards here. We just made it look like we did.  What? No, it's fire. Everybody call me though. They don't love me. They saw it. That's whatever. 1313. We made it look like we did. It looked legit. But anyway, why you keep looking at me like that? He already said it. There's no secret. He said it like we... We just stopped stopping him. He's stepping on your shoes. He put a shoe on your face. He's like...  You got to be cool for it. He was like... Don't look at me. I was trying to do it like this. I was trying to do it like... It was so obvious.   They couldn't clear it. Yeah. We have no idea who painted that. We don't even know if it's real. That viral video from that? There might be a one-on-one.  Oh, man. I got to get a Tony Baker voice-over for this.  Oh, man. With everything that's trust by... You like y'all having a good time with him? Nah, he's feeling it. Because in my day, the crew was...  You know what I mean? You know what I mean?  He's making some bread now. I went to his house in L.A. Make a baguette. Make a baguette now. They always had to be getting the grocery baguette. Always, man. The baguette. But nah, man, we was just... Man, I feel like it wasn't as... In my mind, it wasn't as big as it became.  Out here? Out here? In the world. They don't have everything here. Here, for sure. I was reading Ray Charles' biography and he was like, I didn't buy a private plane to flex. I bought a private plane because I could play 30 more shows a year if I didn't fly commercial. Who he saw with a private plane? I'm sure he saw plenty of... Wait a minute. He didn't even hit me a minute. I'm sure he saw like, you know... Oh! Yeah. He told me that joke. He had it. He was. But nah, man, we was just like... We'll be more efficient. Even though you have to cough some bread up front, once you get it going, in the long run it'll be more efficient. Now we like build a set in there. We actually got three sound sages next to each other. We bought the one next door and made it like a storage unit. So we did this Toby video. We built the set for that. And now we just paint that a different color and now it's a living room. Don't give them all the sauce.   Listen, man.  That make you think you one place. Yeah. Switch it up. What do you mean, switch it up? Right there in the studio. We did it with that motherfucker. Oh, my God.  I can't take it no more, man. Yes, you can, man. Oh, my God.  Atlanta's good for the black soul. The energy. It was like recharging my blackness. It was like just hobbling along. Because I had no shows in the south. So it was like no black people like that as far as like being everywhere. You come here, man. It's just like... I miss the blacks. The blacks? What is ironic that you bring that up? They got a new me, the blacks, coming out. There's black people in there. So you don't go watch that. Shout out to the family. We got a lot of family in there. Man, this is... I get why everybody be like, I'm moving to Atlanta. That's gonna fix my problem. Because it's just like Atlanta wants you to move to Atlanta. That's what I'm saying. And then you see the price of the houses.  Yeah. The price is coming from Atlanta. They be like, you paid what? I got 17 houses for that problem.  A little... Exactly. But man, this city is just like... I got family here and stuff, but just like... We've been here for five... Also, I haven't been here that long in a while. Usually you just do your show hotel being your hotel, but since we ain't been performing, we've been riding around the city, meeting people, talking to people. When Atlanta black people just be like... Like the village thing? So that's what I've been telling you. You know how you hit motherfuckers? Like, man, y'all need to come here. Y'all need to come here. All types of creative people and entertainers. It don't matter what you do, man. It's just one of those places where people want to attach to you and see you move on to the next level. Community. I feel like even our group of comedians weigh on the like, I'm better than him as much as previous generations. But the same thing happening like artists and chefs and stuff.  You can use my set, man. Pull up on them. Yeah, God is dope. You know what I'm saying? It's like all collected. Everybody wants to see everybody win. When you go back to LA and it don't be... That's because they got some evil white people out there. Like, how can we make it tough for these new girls? Right. Are they still paying $12 at the improv? Good. Let's take it to the team. The improv. What if we paid them in food instead of money? And this is how we'll get the money back. We'll make them pay the park. Until these new girls are smart enough to figure out that there are other places where they can thrive, they're going to strain the market. We're going to drain them drive. That's real though. It doesn't even know that there are places out there for $1.18 a square foot. The longer we can keep this information from them, the better. We ain't even praising Atlanta. It's a month like in Minnesota.  A square foot. You want to build a black Hollywood Minnesota? It's ready for black people. St. Paul is crime real estate. I got two words for you. St. Paul. Paul. Did they walk off on that? Two more. What if I continue with this? I'll get saucy. Come on, man. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. We'll do 46 cents a square foot and we'll legalize marijuana. Hey, you can keep your food stamps. Really? What a girl. Wyoming, do you have anything? We'll clap. 52 cents a square foot. He went too far. No, no, no. 52 cents. Wyoming is out. We just decided that we was moving somewhere.  Wyoming is the one. Kanye was like, man, I'll go up there first. He is out there. We can't go there. Anybody ever been to South Dakota? I feel like South Dakota harder than North Dakota for some reason. I feel like the North Dakota niggas are salty. There's a lot of math in both of those. We're not going to smoke. I ain't got nothing to do with that. I know the real estate prices is low. Yeah. You live next door to an old math den. Get a hold of it. You stand next to it all. You got to buy everything sight unseen. We would come show it. But we don't want it. That's sight unseen. That's sight unseen. Closing doors. Oh, God. Oh, man. I don't know what else I would want to move doing that. Oh, it's that land for me. That's the only other place I want to live. Yeah, I know. I feel like it be just... Let's move here, man. We just got to play, man. We can do it remotely. Let's get out of here. I don't want to make me move by myself. You ain't coming here to talk to me. My carpet dirty. Can't stress that enough, man. That's what we got in Atlanta.  That's all I want in my life, man. It don't look like this. We could have a crazy house here. Oh, man, that's all I want, man. The deck. We got a lot of animals, too. Right on my alley. Living in Georgia is good for your cat's allergies. I got two cats, man. I got cats to think about. I'm monetizing the old animal videos. All right, man. Yeah, yeah. We got a zoo. We got a zoo. You think they wouldn't let you do a tour at the zoo? You can have a whole day when you just go from exhibit to exhibit and doing the voices of the animals.  This is Gregory, the new baby gorilla. You just had Gregory. You just had Gregory. Gregory. Gregory and Gerald. They be in that dappin' it up strong. You know, gorillas got solid dappin'.  Rip your whole arm loose. Hey, man. Your arm be flimsy after that dappin'. Oh, stop. How you get so big, man? Her before dying, man. Now, we get swallowed out of here. Oh, man. We don't. We're like, yeah, we would have to move everybody from the team. Let's go. No, man. People always be like, when you just be talking about moving to Atlanta, people on Twitter be like, don't move here.  They're not even important. Those people who say that, they don't live in Atlanta. They live in Dunnisfil.  You wrote through the city. They put that up everywhere. You be like, this is a bad net. Hold up, this is a brand. This kind of just finished. They just put the address on it. 42. I don't live in Atlanta personally. But if I walk down the street, I'll be in Fulton County. Who really live in Atlanta, though? Nobody really. I think a few players from the Falcons. All of y'all on the outskirts.  Everybody who live in the middle, it's pretty much Atlanta.  There's a lot. You can go over two streets and be in another city. It's like that. You get land. My father-in-law live out here, but he's living. Yeah, I bought me some land. Walk outside naked anytime I want to. That can go. We never heard nobody have a chance at me. That's the condom. I'm on the outside bathroom. I can smoke a cigar and just kick back in the bathroom. It could be a possum in there with you. In the corner watching. You could do that in LA.  Taking another bath. What's gonna come down the bathroom? It's so hot. You're gonna move for real, Tom. I should've never came here, though. I'm out. You leaving LA? I'm tired of it, man. LA, just everybody leaving there. I don't need to be there no more. 190,000 people left. The lowest population they had since then. In California, LA. I gotta come out there soon. How long it take you to get here from the crib? For my crib, about 25 minutes. Easy work. That's a nice ride in the Maserati. In the Maserati, it would've been 20. Maserati is a hovercraft. Don't you hover over the traffic in that room? We gonna be in this room. It's like Dodd Brown. He dipped off and then came back. Maserati, the best thing about it, people always look. Your wife ever make you put it up like, ah, take the other car. Yeah. You got leather gloves on. Remember gloves? All right, do me a favor. This is all I just need you to do. Take a ride in the Maserati. Fingerless leather gloves. That's it. Just send me a video. They ain't want to see a black man doing this. Doing this? Yeah. Making a left-handed turn. Put your one hand on it. Does she ever drive the Maserati? That's a good wife. You got a good wife. You got to keep her. I don't know. She'd be like, I got my car in my little Honda. Any woman that won't drive the Maserati, keep her. She never thought about that. She's selfless, bro. All she cares about is her kids and the family's happiness. Right. She don't be wanting to flex or nothing.  You know he be in that little truck. He got a truck, too. He got a pickup truck. Can't be pulling up in the pickup truck. Nothing in the back. No lumber, no paint. Nothing. I just own my family. This ain't that kind of truck.  He ain't got nothing. I was just about to come out to move it right now. He ain't got nothing in the front. Shit in my truck and got the nerve to have a bed line in there. Ain't nothing going back, man. I wish we had the space to move it around.  I got a bed cover. I make sure people don't ask me to move it. Got that. What you mean? Like a scooter? Or a car?  What if I change my mind and want to go somewhere else? You got a crib, put a charger up at the crib. What if I'm not at the crib? They got charger stations around the city. You know that I'm from Mississippi. And the closest charger station is two hours away. You think I haven't researched this?  Y'all got a Tesla charger. Baby, you might as well lay down.  I would plug it up here, but you're not going to run my light bill up.  Who put the car up to the house? Boy, is you crazy? You pull up to the gas station in Mississippi. They chewin' tobacco. You got a Tesla charger?  Excuse me, boy. A Tesla. Got the Tesla right here. What does that even mean? That cross is burning in the back. Where, man? It's boy. The hard boy? I'll charge you up right now. Can't want to know how you started your voiceovers. I saw this video of this Golden Brazil. This was like 2013. He was just harassing these people, man. They was out living life. They was on the motorcycle. He was ramming them up. They was like, hey. And then he had screwed it on down. And then it was this lady with the groceries. And then he was trying to, he was trying to just come up. What she got in the bag? She was going on somewhere. He breathed back, crammed her down.  And he was like, who you helping?  He was chasing him down. He was just on it. So the dude was running around the tree. So that was the first video I did. And then I did the raccoons. Ah, the raccoon one. He was just in there like, yeah. It looked like he was talking to the captain. I don't be gettin' in on this, man. I don't even want to see no animals without the Tony Baker voice over.  Yeah, yeah.   I'd be fired these videos off the tone all the time. He'd be sending me videos off the top. Look at who you came to see. With a dog. He was in the studio, dude. With a dog. Holding this. We are the world. With a dog. How'd that sound? We're re-loopin' back. Give me something on the back on the top.  We're loopin' that back. And then make it hot on the highest. Have you seen this documentary about this fuckin' human noir chimpanzee called Oliver? Nah, I'm not just seeing it on the link. He had a ball. He had no hair on his face. They thought he was mixed with a human. What?  Oliver, the chimpanzee.  But he a chim. He bald?  Oh, wow. Oliver came, man.  Oliver lookin' at him when she come in. Yeah. That's what you wanted today? How you doing, Norris? You all right? You popular work, huh? I'm a little workman.  I'll see you out here. He got no bottoms on, sittin' wide. See what it is out here.  They biggin' pink, too. Like, yeah, man. You ever think about primates? You ever been with a primate? Yeah. We primal in that sack. Goddamn Tony and David Attenborough. They'll be the funniest animal niggas. They niggas from the Netflix. Yeah. Stay there and find cover soon. I'll be like, man. He got their voice, man. Make you invested right from the gym. Research department, you found that shit? It sucked, bro. He was lookin' up anaconda hearts. Anaconda hearts. For my next trip, I gotta step it up now. I gotta go bigger now. Two snake cars in his hand? They know about our riches, man. Exactly. You can tell them about our riches. What you doin' in your free time, folks? What you kick back to do? What's your ideal vacation or ideal off-time situation? I'll be tryin' to find the ideal vacation spot. I don't know yet. I need to go somewhere to have nice views and some good weed.  We want to get high enough to forget the lows.  I got a son, you know. I travel, I go home, I go in the woods.  You don't got to be huntin' to be in the woods. I just love you. I don't know what else you do up there.   What? Yeah. You don't got to be huntin' to be in the woods. Sometimes you just be in the woods, man.  Making moonshine and things like that. To hear me in the woods with hard bottoms on. I don't usually get around here. She got slacks on. These new woods aren't even so much about me. See, you with the woods with hard bottoms. With hard bottoms? You got the hard bottoms on. I mean, I need too much of it. Slacks. He's tryin' to get over the lock. He's tryin' to grab a branch. He used to be in the woods, man.  You think he's gonna really be cookin'. He's gonna reheat some quick trip hot dogs. I got these hot dogs. Y'all want some beef? Oh, my God, man. I can't take this. You feelin' the box? Y'all want some sticks? Got some sticks? Oh, snap! My head hurt, man. There's too much laughing for one person.  This is good for your soul. It is, dawg. I'm recharge. Bruh. I'm movin' to Atlanta, man. Look at that. Man, we gotta shoot Tuesday. I come up every week. Atlanta is not a place you just couldn't be flying back. Delta's five hours total. Delta, man. That's five every time. That's easy work, man. Put a little movie on, catch the red eye, and go and sleep. I don't never sleep on planes. You don't have no sleeping pills? No, I don't. They sell them at the airport. I don't want to start gettin' hooked on sleepin' pills, though. That's all I'm scared of. See? Can you commute to Los Angeles? See? It can be done. But he also eats snake heart. He drinks it like V8, man. Tony ain't gonna fly. He ain't gonna commute like that. I don't know nothin' about this. Old and angry. You go to the airport. Don't let them keep calling you old, man. Nah, Los. You ain't been here. You ain't traveled this way. Everything bar the tone now. You listen to the music all loud. What was loud, kid? This is why I said it was loud. To hear what's tryin' to talk to us, and Kevin was, they were talkin'. And so every time he would say a sentence, he would turn the music back up, and he would have to turn it back down. Just leave it there.  Don't nobody doze a cat all the time.  Well, listen, listen. He's situational, because today, we were comin' here and music loud, and then Tony tried to have a whole conversation with us. It was like, turn the music down. Your hearing gets better as you get older, bro.  How we gon' talk to these old niggas? They set up, young man. Just turn them up a little. Turn them down about two. Just two.  It's just too goddamn loud, young man. Try to prove it to them. That's all we're saying, man. Just two. You ain't gotta turn all the way down. That ain't mean ridiculous about it. Just two little slides. That's all to hear at the dude.  You ever found something else to complain about? I mean, y'all be complainin'.  That be you. Tony's gettin' the card, no clothes to do it. The thing goin' on, I'm like, don't tell me what to do. I'll be closin' it, man. You always gotta do somethin' else. You know, he loves to take us out of the money. I might just sit down and just be thankin' for a second. Hey, man, can you close the door?    Wait. What did you talk about?   We out here laughin' and she she fuckin' in the house. Hey, man, leave that nigga alone, bro. You don't know what he's gettin' goin' on. I just love them slamming the brakes at the green light. There's another thing when they came by in the Corolla in the 1998 Saturn. It's what they don't never, they don't never leave this party. When she be like, well, just pull over and let me drive my car. It's her. It's her name. That's when it's hard to hit it right there. That's the trickle pool right there. That's Steve. Oh my God, man.  When you grow up, when you become a grown man and you look back at all the shit, like, I know it's women that didn't get the best version of me. Oh, yeah. But I wonder if they really liked me.  I'm like, oh, now he got it. Yeah, he got a fleet now. He can't keep track. Oh, he was an officer. I moved into a new apartment and somebody came and gave me some pussy on the floor, not even on the ad mattress. This on the raw floor? Hardwood? Oh, the carpet. George is going to give you no life with pictures when you move in her apartment. That's our top four years. You got to pick a laugh. You saw what you couldn't pick.  Back it straight? Nothing to prop yourself up? No, our knees was doing it. It was Rockburn City. Yeah, raw knees after that. Nice apartment, so the carpet had a little play in it so I never could really find no grip, so I burnt two little spots. Oh, yeah. Knees. You got to go get that. Yeah, it's... Bro. Couldn't really find no traction. That's how you think about it. Man, I really can't really get into it. It's kind of good. It's got a play in it. What? It's... It got bunching up. It was loose. The carpet was... Yeah. Is that okay? On the floor, no whip. No whip? Were you just moved in? I think I was just at a point in my life where everything just had failed. That's why I don't respect a lot of niggas.  That's what... When I first got to LA, they was beating me out of deals left and right. Niggas? I was like, you all are good at this. I looked back and I had to come up and I was like, nigga, I feel like an explosion survivor. Because one day I just was walking away and everything I had was bad. Everything I had was bad. We all have nothing but these lips. So after I did a deal, I'll never forget, man, they gave me...  I signed the first version of the contract. They was like, here, I was like, Kevin. That's me. No win mark. Yes, what? You can't make no YouTube videos on your channel? Fine. We can 50 grand. Everybody else was like, you can't do nothing. You can't do what? They gave us double the money. I sold them old videos. I was like, ooh. You can go back and forth with them. I thought they was kind of like taking a leave of this. Nobody thought you would sign the first one. I was like... Oh, okay. You didn't negotiate shit? No. They sent an email, printed it out. At my job. I was at Boeing when they printed out the work computer. You guys later.  He left sir. He quit. No documents, sir. No documents, sir. I had a feather pin. A feather pin? Had a quilt and squirrel. Oh, man. Come on on. Stop you. Agreed to the terms of the deal. Send the money. Who didn't give me so bad? The mother who sent it couldn't believe it.  No one ever signed the first thing.  Aaron, you remind me of my old self. Oh, my God. The chip of the old block. Oh, God.  And all the pocket sausage you get. Believe forward. All the pocket sausage. All the pocket sausage you can have though. Morning store, you say? No.   At least on a parody tip. Come on, man.  Just this nigga cooking something.  He's looking at the camera. One tip shot. Then the nigga just grabbing both of that pan and it's just done.  Have you seen this? It's called pocket sausages for niggas on the go. For niggas on the go?  Let me see the laptop.  Oh, the chip. You think this is a game? He really don't want to get the footage. I think he's scared.  Oliver, the humanoid chimpanzee. What did you do? His name is Oliver? Yeah, that's it. I can't keep laughing like this, man. Let's move here, man. My wife said no. It means the truth goes out. I asked her on Friday. I texted her like, man, let's move. You can move. You know I can't come by my knees. You can move. He used to be on the phone.  Oh, God. This is it. You see that third link right there? Oliver the humanzee. Look at his face, bro.  He look like Ross Perot. Oh, he got some ears on it, though. Yo, he out here. Oh, he dead.  I wasn't expecting it. One of the craziest fucking... He's on the plane. What they got? What they got Pablo Escobar footage with you? He only walked on two legs, bro. He never got down? Never.  They think it looked like...   You keep bananas and all that mushroom tea, motherfucker. Hold on, bro. What?  You walk like a man, bro. Yo, look at how he look, bro. I told you, man. We got to receive them.   Look at him. He showed him around some other muggers and he reacted the way we would react if you put us in a cage full of muggers. He was like, yo! Yeah. I got pants on the other side. He was like, I got pants on. Get me out of here. I got rainbows on right here. That would be up to three o'clock, man. The other man up there said part one of six.  Talk to people who are wondering what we're watching right now. It's called Oliver the Humanzi. Skip this.   Look, he's showing his grill and everything. Man, he had on some glasses. Yo, he look crazy, yo.  What monkey don't? No, but he look extra crazy, dawg. It look like he got a British accent that can fight very much.  Look at this. This is the Pablo Escobar footage right here. Yeah. He was making $15 million a month. This nigga was sitting on the airplane just chilling. He kicked up. Bro, look at him on the seat. He ate a regular seat. He ate a hamburger with a soda. He didn't come for gloves. He's telling her what he ate. Look, no pickles on that burger. He in the exit row. You got to be able to say yes to get the exit row. I'll do it. I'll open the hatch. Yo, he watching TV. Yo, he really out here doing it. He taking off the hospital gown. Bro, this is... And this is old footage. That's right. This ain't even no CGI. He was a whole study trying to figure out why he walked standing up like this. Whatever y'all do, I do this, I do this.  Bro, like the lady used to say.  They didn't sneak. They got footage of that too. We just came watching on the regular internet probably. Yo, we got hoop shorts on. Yo, he scary looking though in the face. Yeah.   Everybody already follow y'all, man. But drop the social media links, man. Don't let this be the last time y'all stop through here. Don't promise me. I'm moving out. We gonna be here. We got our own spot too. We ain't been telling nobody. I don't even know. Yeah, we getting ready to switch traps. Switch traps? Why you keep looking up though? Because I'm trying to make sure we making the right decision. We could have just invested a few dollars.  Y'all ain't got to go nowhere. Yeah, man. It's about that time, bro. You ain't got to run out. Yo, I gotta get up early to drop the kids off. They got school in the morning, so I... I mean, I wouldn't stay, you know. And she working over night, so she get out. She be tired, so I'm going to get my house. She still down there? Over there? Countless received? Yeah, I'm over there, but you know, listen. I'ma go ahead and get her body here though. Wait, did I tell you? You still working down there?  Aw, come on. I mean, it's still the social for niggas on the goes, man. You know. We got a new rollout plan. We still working down there? Pockets off? They done made a baby VP. Working on the back pocket, man. We got to tap down on the front pocket. Oh, man. We got to give a shout out to your boys, man.  Appreciate it. You still doing comedy? Nah, he was tired. Yeah, he was tired. He wouldn't want to work out like that no more.  Got me cranky. Oh, you talk about younger son, Jojo. Oh, no, we still got the pockets. I know he got the pockets. They ain't doing comedy. They ain't out, man. He'll come back around. Really? You been hitting him? I been hitting him, man, man, stop. I feel like I see him put the phone down. You know what's funny about your text? He on his phone. Your text could be like... Just swipe it back up. Just swipe it back up. He on FaceTime with a little cutie. He swiped that up quick. He was screen recording something he was going to send to his girl. I love you son. I got to start the screen recording over because he's texting me he love me. That's why you don't respond because you got to start that screen recording. Yeah.  He was screen recording. He's showing his brother, Brian. Your dad keeps calling me, bro. He's like, oh, I never respond to him myself. Oh, man. I guess I'm going to have to turn my phone due not to stare at the fans. If I block them, I'm on. If I block them, I'm on. Son, this is cold pieces, man. When I'm to hear more, man, find me at to hear more TAHR, M-O-O-R-E on everything. Do you want me to name your show? Huh? Your show. Check out Word and His Heart on the new page as well as someone with the homies and more to the story of Damond and Netsha Scary. Man, you got a lot going on, dude. Yeah, listen to that. Man, he was like, he's a Word and His Heart with the homies, Damond and Netsha Scary. He's the manager for Pocket Saucers, you know what I'm saying? He run the social media. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.  We come to find out. Saucers for Niggas on the go. Give to Kev on Stage Studio's app. We got all kinds of shows on there. Tony got a new show coming out. Yeah, man. What show? It's going to be a voiceover show. Can we say it? We own it, Tom. Yeah, I'm going to do a voiceover show with Kev on Stage Studio's app. Yeah, I want in. I want to be on that. Come on. But we wasn't over. Animal videos. Animal videos, you know what I'm saying? I got some, I got some voices they ain't bust out yet. Yo, he got the voice. He knew, man. That joke you did. He be pulling up. Moving in, they kept something. He was on big crit-out, man. Yeah, yeah. He was on big crit-out. I feel like if you don't say, hey, was that you?  I don't want to be out here just using my regular voices and they be like, hey, man. It sound like color.  You need some more voices, man. You know who you got to get in with? Tony, the big one. Now, you a nerd, man. He be singing with Doug. What's up? What's up?  Oh, yeah. The spectrum still paying, y'all. The spectrum still paying. If they not fucking... No, no, they paying.  Yeah, we can't help you with the wildfire. We don't have no ability to fix it personally. We got a special commercial shoot in the next two weeks. 26 is going into you. This one is... To hear is the lead of this one. So I think it was about two years ago. Now I got the first one. And then it was me and Belief. And then soon after that it was like, come back again. You got me in there. We got to hear in there. Hold on, let me tell you. I ain't never been phased out of a commercial so hard. It was Tony's commercial, right? Tony's standing up. Tony's doing like this. Yeah, this is crazy. Can't have a Melissa come back, right? They come back on vacation. Tony, what are you doing in the house? Now I'm posting that Tony up before they walk in it. Yeah, he scored right there. Hey, to hear, let's lose the dab. All right, come on. It's all good. Don't dab. Yeah, it scored right there. Let's just keep your hands down. Let's just keep your hands down. Just look back. Did it go off again?   Hold on and change your shirt because it's flashing on camera. Let's try to get this one shot. Let me say this. They just said this. They just said, let's just get you out. Let's just get you out of the commercial. They ain't fixing mine. He ain't telling it right. It was way slower than that. I lose the dab for being excited with your hands. He's like, all right. It was like, all right, close your fingers because you had them up. Just keep waiting to fix. Then you know what? Just kind of smile and do it. But don't raise your head. He's like, all right. Actually man, for this next one, just sit down. Just sit down real quick. You know what I'm saying? But feel excited. Feel excited? They was like, no, hold on. And they was like, could you just school, school? We just wanted to get the shot dirty. We don't want to get dirty. There's a little sugar in there. We just want to get one clean.  Sometimes they want to get a clean shot. They can put the dirty in it closer. When they say they want to get the dirty, I try to do this, get my ear dirty. The first one was on my ear. So they didn't get a clean one. Let's just see how it feels with you standing over here.  No, no, no. This is worse. Let's lose to here. So I'm standing over to the side. I'm over here. Let's go grab to here.  You want to feel your presence, but not see you. I'm not even on set, my nigga. I'm back there just like... We ain't seen to hear since.  They ran you all around.  But don't turn the music off. No, because we want to be able to feel like you're so here with us. To here, drive to the end of the block. Leave your lights on, but turn the engine off. Now we're cooking. To here, go home, but don't turn the lights on. Face down. Book a flight to East St. Louis.  We'll be here soon. Alright, let's take, let's turn around. I'm still getting paid. I'm still getting paid. Check on me. Check on me. I'm still getting paid. I was hot though.  That's when they got it back on. They was like, we didn't cut you. We didn't cut you. We actually used all of that. It's just not in America. It's in America. Look, we got something else for you that you don't need to physically be there for. Oh, my God. Just know, man, you're killing me. Oh, my God. This next one is going to be mostly voiceover because we got plenty of stock footage we can use in a minute. Oh, my God, man. Oh, man.  So you started, they started, you started in this one. You don't see what they was doing. They was trying to save you, bruh, for later on. They wanted you to start. They wanted you to have a big debut. That's it. They didn't want you to be like, you know, Kanye West. Kanye West was just producing the beats. That was you producing the ambiance in the background. Your village was like, to hear, he's... I don't know how to say this. He's uh... He's blocking Tony. It doesn't matter where we put this guy. The wide back. The wide back. He's wide, though. This guy's a bona fide star. I'm still trying to figure out how I can use him. It's just not... It's not here. Use your presence was... We was all on set. Use your presence. The worst part is, the director was saved from video villains to the assistant director. But you can hear the directors. If you can hear it, just step outside. To hear it, we can have you just... I heard it when he said it. It didn't make you feel any better.   And they be like, yeah, just do the lines. And then you do the lines. And they're like, all right, let's see you do one. How you would do it.   You stay because we're going to do some more in like two o'clock. That's about an hour, so you just stay. And then it'll be like the callback.  I go in for the second part of the audition. In the first line. So I see this, I'm like, Nick. I don't need it. I got this. I know what I said. Maybe get to the movie.  What you said my audition was in the movie? But you wasn't in the movie? That's a cold game. Oh! They just said, I need the same thing. I went to an audition. I knew I killed it. They called me for a callback a week later. Everything you did was amazing. We wanted to see you do that again. And then we want to give you some other characters just to co-read to see how you were doing.  I got it in the back, bitch! Right? So I do everything they ask me to do. Oh, we love it. I see them taking notes to the directors there, the producers there, and the casting directors.  When we start? And it was like, thanks for coming in, man. They used all my ideas for four characters. Didn't book me for one. I had a callback audition with this white superstar.  It was just me and him.   They got to pick you. I'm going to tell them to pick you. Never heard back from them.   I'm like, they're going to use all this. They're going to use all this. Why they want to see me get this dynamic with the star? How was it, man? Mr. Bowman. Whiplash. Cut me smooth out there, brother. You never seen Whiplash? I had lines and everything. The drum teacher really means to the drummer. JK Simmons was in the one.  But in that movie, that thing is different. They can't tell them to. I was in there, I had lines. I was like, yeah, such and such and such and such. Yeah. They had to hit me up right before the premiere. It's like, hey, Tom, man, sorry. But we had to cut your scene because it just didn't really flow with it. I was like, all right, you know what I'm saying? Cool, cool. And I didn't know what it was going to become. All right, that movie ain't going to do nothing no way. Cut to Academy Awards Best Picture nominee JK Simmons. I was like, I was standing behind JK Simmons. So now all you see is my silhouette in the movie, in the bag. I do this. I had lines. I had lines with the lead. They've been giving us some raw energy. What did you do this for? Because I was letting them know it was showtime.  The thing is, you can tell in the silhouette that it's Tony. Like it's clearly Tony. I did that, though. That guy right there in the back in the silhouette. The Oscar nominee right there, man. Woo. Man beckoning. Oh my God. Man beckoning. That's it. All right, Tony, if you could, just if you could face us and just give us your best beckoning.   And then people are like, so you hear tomorrow? You like niggas or tomorrow? Yeah, we should. Oh, all right. I don't know. You didn't get you for one episode? Oh, man. You would have been here longer than that. Nah, he did ten. He was waiting. All right. I thought you was a regular. They played. Oh, so you not in the trailer? Oh, man. I don't mean no disrespect, but I got to get that script from over there. I don't know. I got no idea about the script.  You get no real size. You get one page. That's it. That little tiny page. Man. Four and a half by six. Put you in that honeycomb. When they walk you back to the trailer and that little PA lady be outside. Yeah, so are we going with him tomorrow too? Exit the paperwork? Okay. All right. No, you can get dressed.  It's unnatural. There's no call time for tomorrow. There ain't no set tomorrow. Don't come up here. We're moving locations. They ain't like they don't know. They don't even drive you back to the car. You out in the dusty desert. They don't move out there. Yeah, they had to go back. You see the little scooter right there? Hop on that. It'll work out here in the desert. Hey, can I get that pants back too? They treat you great. Oh, man. When you rap, it's like you're lying there on a cruise.  We got new people coming up. They'll never make fun of you. Yeah, because we got to flip this. We need this trailer. We need this trailer. You just keep the clothes. Can you hang the shirt back up? Because we're going to need the shirt. Put the shoes in the plastic bag. Oh, snap. Pretty sure.  Is that your sausage you brought? Here we go. Come on. Hey, you want to grab something to go? We're going to walk by. You want to... You can find your way over there. Come on, man. That story was funny, man. You ain't never made a mistake. Yeah, I told you that several times. That was one of those defining moments, man. You ain't never made a mistake. Oh, my God.  Tony Baker. Tony Baker. To the uncles out there. Tony Baker on everything. Check out my YouTube Tony Baker comedy. Got some content on there. Got daddy issues podcast. Got verbal cardio. On this drive. On one of them Fridays. It ain't going to be that long. Check out my verbal cardio episode. I got a guest on there for the first time. I got D Smoke on. Shout out to D Smoke. They're my first guests. Y'all some of the most requested guests that we hadn't had. Appreciate y'all. I'm glad y'all come together. I love what y'all are doing, man. U, D, C, and Chico, man. I'm going to the show next time y'all pull up. I meant to say that at the beginning, but we went right into it. Let me tell you something. When I see y'all having five, six, seven thousand people just we just going freestyle for now. Put that up. And then next we going to do it put that up. This is an event. Bro, that's like watching the trailblazer do something then you be like, bro, now I got to do a say but it's just like what they do, but it's us. Bro, five, six, seven thousand people owning it.  They have the crowd to come to the next show. They know it's completely different. They just sit up there talking to each other.  Out the rip. Like, you know how they'll flip this room? Okay, we got to get the people like, I got tickets. Meeting greet and everything. Just having to do the same meeting greet. Man, that first one was this second one. Nigga.   Why y'all ain't do the song, bitch? Because we made it up. Watch it and then remember it. Y'all really be just y'all just be up there talking to me.  Man, y'all know you got to get it though. Tony the Baker.  Man, what y'all are doing is incredible. I'm a fan. Hey man, it's such a free fall and it's so much fun because the people just allow us the space to try it. And that's the one thing that's been missing out of our element of entertainment. Meetings like, we got to be prepared when we get there.  Especially in front of that many people. Y'all have thousands. They be in there. It looks like the place to be. They gon' talk about 85 South like a cotton club. I saw them down. I saw them down. Tallahassee.  You couldn't get it. You missed the second show. I got two of the laptops open. I followed them to Charlotte. At the Tallahassee. The whole B-Shift. The whole B-Shift at Walmart. We all sat together. We had everything. We had our vests on. We're gonna talk about the pocket thoughts. We can talk about a nigga singing something. Let's see them up. I don't know how. I don't know how. I'm like, oh, my God. I'm gonna go. That's gonna be the one.  I guarantee somebody's gonna send them a shirt. A graphic. Oh, that's a movie. We got the blacks. It's gonna be somebody you never expecting. Like, amen. I'll be there. It's a pocket sausage holder, right? You just slide it in the holder. They got a lot of Amazon from $5. I can sausage case. Watch. That's all we needed. That's all he needs. Six year old hands. Sausage on the go? We live that right now.  Internet group. They 5,000 members deep. Oh my God. It's gonna be all ready. Once we get all ready, it's gonna start. It's supposed to get all ready. You ever been starving in the middle of a meeting and hungry? Check your pants. Nothing. No pocket sausage will never let you there. Oh, God. Got you to hot meat in your pocket. Hot meat? Because it was fresh. That just came out.  I don't know why. I just feel like they ought to be. It's street meat. Oh, man. Street meat. A loud pocket sausage. Hilarious. Pocket sausage? Yeah, man. Okay, take it. White later on, you know what I'm talking about. Tick-tock cooking. Have you had pocket sausage? Yeah. This is how I like to do it. All that wave. Well, everything I did in the world didn't matter. Pocket sausage. Pocket sausage? That's when it turned out. Oh, man. I hadn't heard of you since pocket sausage. I didn't recognize you until I had that sausage in my hand. Then I was like, you man. Oh, snap. Come on, man. Pocket sausage. It really is pocket sausage out here. I would be so scared to eat it. I need it. Let me see it. Let me see it. What?    We got another one. Bruh. They need pocket sausage. I told y'all don't give up on this idea. Somebody's going to be putting the meat in. Y'all some wild niggas. All right.  All right. Thank you for having us, bro. Oh, yeah. For sure. Hey, man. Y'all welcome anytime to stop through the trap. Anytime. More than welcome. I'm going to pull up again. You should. I'm moving out of here soon. You got to do the stuff. I can do it remotely, man. He was doing it twice a week. Atlanta, there, man. Yeah. Let's do him. You ain't going to do it, though. I'm back.  They don't know what I'm going to do. You're going to do it twice. He ain't going to do it, though.   I don't know what I'm helping if the plane crashed. 1-800, no, we ain't helping. Those are some of my favorite videos.  Oh, man. All right. Make it up with me, man. All right, y'all.  Hey, man. 85. Remember, if everything's working, you should be too. I'm Carlos Miller. This is the 85 South Show. My niggas win the trap. I'll see you later. Make sure you. Change your pill, okay? Guys, sit back down.  You do the jeans with hands. We're going to keep it the whole week.