This discussion which we are going to have will also deal with safe transportation and disposal. This is becoming a very big issue. I mean industries are looking for a solution and let me tell you one thing that the whole concept of conventional geotechnical engineering is changing or it has changed. So very soon you will realize that I will be creating lot of situation where you will realize that this relationship between patient and the doctors is very much applicable to this and what you are talking about material characterization. My logic is that this is just like your pathological examination. So this is how I treat that. So we will talk about transportation and disposal which most of the industries are facing as a big challenge in today's world and development of suitable strategy for proper utilization of the waste. And this is where you know our group has also coined this concept of man made soils. So the issue is quite big. I hope you are realizing this, transportation, disposal, handling to utilization and converting into some value added product which we call as valorization, we will talk about that. So apart from a discussion on these issues, this course also highlights the importance and relevance of revising the basic concepts of geotechnical engineering. This course is basically meant for PG students, a lot of students, undergraduates also want to do this course. But you know what is the meaning of the word blasphemy, you must have come across. Yes, so what is blasphemy, exactly. So this is what I am going to do here now. So this is what please remember you know apart from a discussion on these issues, this course highlights the importance and relevance of revising the basic concepts. It is in a very humble and polite way of writing that this is what we are going to do. We are going to bulldoze the concepts of conventional geomechanics. Why? They have become obsolete, you cannot use them for solving the real life problems as simple as that. So when you realize that the code of conduct is not helping you in solving a problem, what would be your initiative, what you will be doing, either change yourself or change the Bible which was written by whom and when and why it is not clear.  That is the reason that why this course is meant strictly for PG students. Because you already have the background of basic soil mechanics and I expect that you can play easily with the concepts and you can change them the way you want. So as to deal with the concerns raised by these issues, very big issue, you know, lying. So what it indicates is that unless you change yourself, unless you change the course of conducts which have been defined the books, you cannot go ahead. So the situation is like this that we know that we are handicapped, we cannot apply the equations which have been given in 1940s, 1950s by our great researchers, alright. So and why all this is being done so that we can get the best answer to the questions. So in addition to this, the course focuses on pointing out the role and importance of the parameters and mechanisms that govern interaction of contaminants with geomaterials. The interaction is going to be a key bird, you know, everywhere interaction when I am talking to you I said you are not teaching is interaction. When you talk to me is an interaction, it is not a question. So interaction is something, you know, which most of the technologists talk about. How many types of interactions you have come across in geomechanics, any idea, yes? We only dealt with the three phase relationship and most of the interactions, yeah, give it to him. Yes. Soil water interaction. Very good. Soil water interaction, number 2, yeah, give it to her. Soil structure interaction. Very nice, soil structure interaction, third one, soil interaction, correct, fourth, any guess, create new interactions. So most of the time you have talked about you know solids interacting with the liquids. In petroleum industry, it is solids, liquids and gases interacting with each other. So there nobody is interested in doing hydraulic conductivity of a porous media. Why? They are more interested in let us say gas permeability of the porous media because they are producing gas. So they want to know how much volume of the gas passes through the porous media in a certain amount of time. So this becomes your gas solid interaction. The more complex situation would be you have fluid, you have gaseous form, crude oil coming out of a well. And the whole mechanism is taking place in the porous system, clear? So this becomes liquid solid gas interface, the interaction between all the three phases of the matter, is this fine? So we are going to talk about you know how this interaction takes place, interaction between one entity and another entity, gases interacting with solids, solids interacting with water, gases interacting with water. So until now you have talked about only poor water pressures, is it not? Very conveniently you remove the term poor gas pressure. Why? You saturated everything before testing, that is not the justice done with the material. Nowhere in nature we have saturated soils. If that was the situation, country would not have been crying for water, agreed? So you have been studying a state of the material which is artificially created by you, oversimplified. This is part clear? I can see a lot of heads nodding, is this okay? So this is the first premise that you are talking about the states of the materials which are hypothetical, utopian, they are not real, we will discuss this more and more, clear? So the interaction of contaminants with the geomaterials and their degradation. In our conventional subject you are always talking about the control volumes, we never bothered about the degradation, is correct? When you are doing seepage analysis, you took a control volume and the control volume never deforms, never discards, never degrades, everything remains intact as if it is made up of steel, even steel also degrades, but your porous media never degrades, all right? Clear? The second thing is consolidation theory. Again you talked about the control volumes and you said influx, outflux, I am balancing the two, the material remains as it is, of course it shrinks or swells depending upon the load conditions, but in real life it is not going to happen, in real life the material degrades, why? I just cited an example of organic systems, so most of the soils might be having some organic content in them and this organic matter is going to degrade, is this fine? Another good example of this would be MSW, municipal solid waste, where the whole idea is to let the material degrade, if it remains as it is, it is of no use, clear? So all this degradation, either this could be natural or this could be in the presence of chemicals or radionuclides. So radionuclides are coming out of a very specific situation which is when you are handling radioactive materials, ores, when you are processing them, all right? Nuclear power stations, weaponrys, where you are making weapons and I know in today's context, I hope all of you will agree that every nation would like to do this because every nation wants to become a powerful nation, G5, G9, G12, all those clubs are there, so you want to join a club or not, G5, so India is trying to become a club member of G5, I hope you understand the connotation of this, what is G5, what is G9, what is G12 and so on. Now this type of situation may also occur when we are dealing with the temperatures, industrial waste comes out at elevated temperatures. So how these temperatures are going to influence the whole system, the porous media, the geomaterials and so on. So the scope is becoming quite big, I am sure you must be realizing, but more realistic, is this okay, are you convinced, any questions? So however, as contaminant geomaterial interaction is an extremely slow and complex process, why? Because the permeabilities are extremely low of the porous system, which primarily depends upon their physical, chemical and mineralogical properties, it is quite difficult to study this interaction under laboratory or in situ conditions because process is extremely slow, the fluid phase migration is extremely slow process, hydraulic conductivity of clays are 10-11 meter per second, even sands would be 10-6, 10-7 meter per second, when you talk about the rocks 10-21 meter per second, but the interaction is occurring. So a big challenge is what is happening in nature, how do you simulate it, how do you study this, how would you see what would be the detrimental effect of this interaction? So this is becoming a challenging situation, in other words, whatever happens in nature, would it be possible for me to simulate in the realistic manner, either numerically or experimentally in the laboratory, is this part okay, so all these are going to be challenges. So this calls for different types of modeling techniques, I do not know how many types of modeling techniques you have been exposed to, there is something known as you know accelerated physical modeling, I am sure you must be doing the course on this, centrifugal modeling this semester, no next semester is good, so this what is accelerated physical modeling, centrifugal modeling, we can use FEM, finite difference, numerical modeling, analytical analysis and so on alright, so these are mathematical models which you develop for the situations, sometimes the concept which has been ignored is that how physical, chemical and mineralogical properties might get changed, when all the situations which we have discussed sometime back become pertinent, so I was talking about you know temperatures and then I said the system might change its characteristics, I was talking about the type of contaminants which might be so aggressive that they may have a tendency to heat up the porous media clear, that means the all overall properties of the porous system are bound to change because of this interaction, unfortunately this type of discussion we have not done in conventional geomechanics, this is okay, so this is what actually we will be doing more and more into here, so the contents of this course were mostly developed by my students activities, you know in the form of my age students and the masters students, so what I try to do is I try to share what has been done by them in this context, since several years and in the process we have developed the laboratory which you visited and you have already physically seen this, but those of you who have not, you can visit the website and you can go to this link, so most of the time you will see when I discuss in this course and this is what I have written that most of the findings of my ex students are slightly present over here because this is how the porous has got developed, you know so mostly this is the pH thesis and master's thesis which were thematic and those themes are becoming the modules to environmental geomechanics, this is what actually I wanted to emphasize, it is okay, there was no way we could have ordered the instrument directly 2-3 things, instrument might not be available, instrument might be very expensive which we cannot afford and another thing is when students work on a thesis, you know you should have an easy access to the setup, you cannot wait for 2 years for the instrument to come, by that time the thesis would be over.


Holy s**t.  Perfection. That's all we're asking. Stop that hot. As long as I don't over-rotate my 14s, I'll be sweet. Exactly. Exactly right. That's the problem for me. Fortunately, I haven't over-rotated the 14s. I've already done the 14. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I haven't quite done that yet, but cut it. Did you come around on the heels or saved it? Either of us even tried to mimic something like that, we would rip our whole core out. Like, we'd just be like, ah! Now the camera's out, can't do it again. Hey! Get those off! That's a great way to get yourself hurt. It's still going to, like, really turn on your senses. So light's flat. I've been talking to him a lot about, like, feeling the half-pipe and getting a sense of what's going on, and so I asked him to ride the half-pipe with his eyes closed. That is amazing, that's so awesome. Dude, were your eyes closed when you were getting out? At the bottom, yeah. It's actually insane how different I am when my eyes are open to when they closed. Like, I lean back when my eyes are closed. Well, I was just talking to Sean, I'm like, I guarantee you're using completely different muscles doing this.  Yeah. It's amazing to get to the bottom with the eyes closed. Well, if anybody can do it. Packing up the mountain for sunrise and straight up. Have you ever seen the movie Blair Witch Project? Mike! Mike! Mike! Pretty steep. How good it's going to taste when I get down the mountain. Nah, it's awesome getting out and doing this. Something different. Let's stick it up. Oh, look at the sunrise. Coming. I'm not sure about the bird getting the worm, but the worm gets the view. I mean, the bird gets the view. You know what I mean. You want to try that again? Our pilot, lots of experience and should go smoothly, I think. You can trust a dog more than you can trust him.  Starting fires today.  Damn, man. That was a good session. Hell, yeah. That was good. It's starting to get soft, so I think I'm not used to the... Yeah, yeah, a little bit. Yeah. That was sick. Should I keep ripping them? Are you feeling it?  Like, when I was riding blind the other day, it's the same feeling. Like, I'm leaning way into the transition to get the release off the wall. Good. Oh, yeah. This felt so good. Just boink. That was, like, the most stark front ten ever. Like, this is how you do a front ten. Today's, like, the first day in ages. I've just been like, wow, I feel great. Usually it's right there on the top as soon as you click into it. And now I have to go to the 2021 season. Side note, the new training mitts. Pretty cool. Black.  So in the pipe, we'll run around the mountain. And then the red ones are for when I'm riding finals and competing in the finals. So I wear these ones in semifinals and then the red ones in finals. But, you know, also a fantastic stand for watching F1, as you can see right here. Although it's not actually playing, but it holds the phone perfectly. Well, well, let's try out these pits.  Bell, come on, let's try out the pits. Recovery time. Oh, yeah, wow. That's fun. It's not actually videoing. I'm just playing a video game. It's like a driving game. It's super fun right now.  It's all made up. That first hit had some f***ing heat on it. That was great. That was a good session. I put my helmet on under my goggles or over my goggles. It's gonna be easier on skis. Yeah. Okay. Okay, ladies and gentlemen. Today is the day. The area is showing up there. It is backflip day. He's gonna try and do it out at the bottom of the half pipe, which in credit to him is actually kind of harder than doing it off a jump. I told him to commit, spot, and pull his feet underneath him. I've been stealing the confidence because I've seen him do backflips before. Yeah, like f***ing ten years ago. Yeah, probably ten years ago, so I'm doing one. And not out of the end of the pipe. Come on, Spanky. We've lost the light. This is not good. You got it, Spanky. You got it. He did it. He's a backflipper. Just to be recording of glimpse. Overall, it was all the events and the riding and everything this year. It's been, I'm just very grateful that I'm honestly just snowboarding. Doing what I love. We're still in a global pandemic. And the fact that I'm able to go up and ride and train and ride the half pipe and be on the mountain is incredible. So I've got to count my blessings and that's definitely a huge one for me. So I'm very happy about that. What else? I mean, I learned a lot of different things. I did learn that I've got an amazing team around me though. And we all support each other. We're all heading in the full steam ahead in the right direction. And I'm happy and healthy and loving snowboarding as much as I ever have. So, well, thank you guys so much for watching. Glimpse is not glimpse without all of you tuning in and watching. I hope you enjoyed a little inside scoop behind the scenes of the past six months of my life, snowboarding, competing and everything else along the way, traveling the Sam Worthington reference in Avatar at the first set. And now we're in the last bit where we defeated the guys that were ripping up the trees. Unward!


Back here at home, the Rotary Club of St. Lucia is lending its resources to the national fight against COVID-19. Hama De Mark tells us how. The Rotary Club of St. Lucia has joined vaccination efforts through a collaboration with the Ministry of Health and Wellness. The club contributed the Rotary Bus, a youth mobile clinic, to be used as a vaccination mobile clinic for COVID-19. Selma Sennpreeth, the vice president of the Rotary Club of St. Lucia says she understands the importance of vaccination to restoring some normalcy during the pandemic. With the pandemic that we have now, we find over the whole globe, and even in St. Lucia, the numbers of deaths for the pandemic are too high. And we need you to believe that a number of us have taken the vaccine, both vaccines, and we're doing just great, just fine. Check with your doctors, check with your clinics. They will tell you, they will give you the information. Go online and choose the right information. Get vaccinated. The bus will serve persons of various demographics. It will be utilized on weekends, along with pop-up clinics, in heavily trafficked areas such as markets and malls. The goal is to make vaccines more accessible to the population and provide the opportunity for individuals with busy schedules to get the first and second doses of the AstraZeneca vaccine. On Friday, May 21, 2021, the mobile clinic will be at the VE4 Plaza from 9am to 5pm, and at the Souffres Square on Saturday, May 22, 2021, from 9am to 3pm. The Ministry of Health and Wellness expressed gratitude to the Rotary Club of St. Lucia and the other entities contributing to vaccination efforts in St. Lucia. From the Government Information Service, Homedi Mark reporting.


good morning guys happy saturday it is currently 11 24 we are getting on to a late start because we went out last night and we are headed to a very yummy breakfast and that is waffle house honestly I haven't even seen these waffle houses but I was like looking at breakfast places and Ryan was like do you want to go to waffle house and I was like what do you mean like do they have it here like I literally have not seen it if you're from Georgia you know that they're literally on every freaking corner of like every street so you can't miss them in Georgia but I don't know like I feel like they're hiding here so I'm pumped because I haven't had this in so long and I've been just craving like a waffle or just something like sweet because usually I get like eggs Benedict but I just really wanted like some good hash browns and chocolate chip waffles but later today we are gonna go to a runner's store running store and get my feet and run looked at I guess I have really bad shins once and I just started orange theory for those of you who don't know and I need new shoes it's so embarrassing because I've been saying that my ultra be stuck for running and like a lot of people said it's cuz they're flat and they're like meant for weight training or something but everyone else was like well how long have you had them for and I was like I think I've had it for like two to three years so that's really bad because they all said that I had to switch out my shoes every six wait not six months is it six months are you serious that's crazy and they're not like super cheap either but hopefully I'm gonna get some really nice ones I knew I needed a pair of tennis shoes but I kind of like held off because I was like I really don't want to like buy them but now that I'm actually in the mindset of like going orange theory a lot now I feel like I should definitely invest or I don't mind investing in them wait have you ever heard of APL they're like really really trendy I like honestly kind of want them because they have like really cool colors so I don't know we'll see like what they say and what they recommend but I know a lot of like the runner shoes aren't very cute and aesthetically pleasing and I know that's probably like not something I should be thinking about so we just parked and we are about to go to what's it called fleet feet and then I get me tested hopefully I get some trendy shoes headed on a really cool machine I thought I was gonna have to run a treadmill but I guess it doesn't look like that so I'm very excited my feet y'all and this is so crazy like that thing told it my size yeah it's so weird that's cool yeah you should try it also I'm gonna get the black and these are Mizzunos and I like them because they look like my alt abuse I love black tennis shoes because they go with everything so I'm excited what oh whoa do it again okay that's cool that's super cool so I purchased my shoes and now we are doing some trader Joe shopping while we're here in the complex and I think we're gonna get some flowers which ones what do you think these I totally forgot that my favorite nuts are here these are so good one time I Amazon primed them because I didn't want to go to trader Joe's so there's a whole Indian section and so we just picked up some polypaneer that is like spinach and cheese and it's super super good I think I've tried the butter chicken but I'm like super picky with my butter chicken so I don't really like trust these packages but then they have garlic naan which is honestly pretty cheap it's two bucks they have Thai stuff too right they have penang curry so we just got out of trader Joe's and y'all are probably wondering like how me and Ryan split things financially so I thought I would just kind of share because I don't know if you guys have boyfriends or whatever but we did get a joint what was it credit card bank account checking account so I have a debit card and he has a debit card and it goes to the same account that is the account that we pay bills out of so I can transfer my money from my own savings and checking account to this one checking account so basically we pay for most of the groceries with that and just anything else like eating out and stuff what yeah and rent but we use a credit card with a credit card together I had a credit card the gold card yeah so we all anything's for both of us we put on that card we pay the credit card off with a checking account it's both of ours very confusing to me honestly I manage it kind of so I just tell her how much money to put it into the bank account every month yeah it's usually about $1,200 per person per month yeah it pays the rent bills and everything else maybe for me to 14 actually we had some October so like if I wanted something at trader Joe's and Ryan wasn't going to eat it I would just pay for it with my own card and sometimes same thing like if he's gonna buy like beer that I will never touch like he's gonna buy that if I want white claws that he will never drink I pay for that so it's kind of just like I don't know common sense I guess but back to my shoes I'm excited that I got shoes and I'm excited to test them out on Monday from orange theory I learned a lot in there so I guess for shin splints you need the shoes to be really really cushiony so he specifically brought me out like cushioned shoes unfortunately the ones that he brought me out because I guess my feet are a little bit wider so it's like I don't know not as normal so they only had the gray and the wide and they had like black and stuff like that obviously I only wanted black cuz like I'm I'm a neutral kind of girl like I don't understand when people yeah okay basically he brought me out like colorful shoes and I was like I like neutral shoes aka black but I you know I meant like great is not colorful what you're like solid gray shoes no I know but when I was trying on when I said I like neutral shows yeah yeah like I was trying almost like some blue shoes I'm like no so basically my size are like my width did not come in black so I ended up going for a narrower shoe but I couldn't really tell the difference honestly so I think it'll be fine the shoes were 160 but they had a price match so Ryan just pulled it up on his phone really quick and saved me eight bucks so that covered our parking so my suspicions were correct actually I thought I had a really weird feet and I confirmed it with a little machine and he explained why I love thers don't really fit me that well I believe high in step and thick ball of my feet really wide so where my toe like where my toes been I guess like my knuckles yeah like where they came to my flight really wide okay yeah yeah it's like I was like really so weird fit it's like leather shoes like don't fit me well I have to wear like ultra boosted the best fitting shoes if you guys have a fleet feet around you definitely recommend just going and getting yourself like checked out because they're like scanning system is really friggin cool like it scans your whole foot like literally five seconds and they can tell you all about your feet so it's really interesting so we were back home from Trader Joe's shoe store and we bought flowers so I'm gonna try to put them in this space it's like a really small hole I'm not sure if it's gonna work this has like a lot of leaves and stuff but we're gonna attempt this was one of Ryan's old whiskey bottles so that is look someone decent in it good morning guys happy Sunday today I am starting off the day by going to the farmers market here in Texas which is something I haven't done just yet so I'm actually going with my friend again she's also a youtuber so we kind of like met through Instagram and then we found out we lived really close to each other so we are just gonna carpool and it's gonna be fun we're gonna take photos it's just always so nice to have another friend like be able to take photos of you and like want to do the same like you know kind of like collaborate in that sense because Ryan's great at taking my pictures but like I guess there's no like benefit for you right I'm just wearing this pink salmon pink dress and I'm really happy because I feel pretty good in it which is very exciting like when I slept in on I was like it's me nice so I have about like 10 more minutes but I wanted to apply this thing it's the airbrush legs illuminator from Sally Hansen and I mean obviously you could probably put it anywhere else like but it's probably just you know made for your legs I am actually gonna put it on my deck let's talk this honestly makes such a big difference when you're taking photos literally just adding a highlight to your collar bones and your shoulders I'm gonna link this down below for you guys this is what it looks like and it is in the color golden glow I know there's two different colors but I like the golden one better so I'm here with Nikki hi guys and we are at the farmers market first time for both of us and it just started raining so RIP yeah our outfits I know because it's really human outside and I feel like I haven't felt this humid like air in a while here in Texas so course on the day we try to take photos but we're gonna get some killer shots mm-hmm stay tuned yes keep the gram keep the gram the farmers market wasn't the best no my god I've definitely been to nicer ones if you guys know Orlando ones are like super super nice and like big and have so many vendors but this one was just like more like on the small side and we have that much offer so we kind of dip she got coffee but we are at South Congress now we're gonna go to come to Scott maybe take some photos there but just kind of like scope out South Congress because oh my god if you guys come to Austin like South Congress is a must-see because there's just so many picture picturesque shops yes huge shops very yeah I just got home and I had to put my hair like out of my face because it was so gross outside it is so human out today and it's not a vibe obviously it's not the best feeling when you're taking photos and your face is sweating so but right now I think I'm gonna try to clean out my refrigerator and just kind of like organize it I haven't been the best about that and I don't really even know how to organize everything but I'm gonna try because right now it's kind of like a mess everything's everywhere and honestly now I understand why people have two fridges at least like when you have a house because it's nice to be able to separate like your alcohol from your food and just like have more space for your food because right now my fridge is pretty much filled with like white claws and stuff so this is what it currently looks like so hopefully I can do it a little bit better than this we're gonna pause the fridge clean out because Ryan just called me he said he's on his way over and we're gonna go get pokey I'm so friggin excited we're gonna go try Malibu pokey and it's like this really trendy restaurant and I also love pokey so hopefully it's good I've heard so many people recommend we just parked and we're gonna go to Malibu pokey we're literally at the same spot that we were at yesterday for feet fleet feet and we came upon this cheetah truck frickin wild I guess people are really that into it huh I'm gonna vlog here because I think I have so much content from yesterday and today's we're probably gonna go to Walmart tonight and grocery shop we're gonna try to eat really clean this week and hopefully in combination with orange theory all maybe lose a couple pounds so pray for me I'm excited to try my new shoes out tomorrow orange theory too I forgot about that but I will see y'all on my next vlog bye


All right, everyone, next up in our handstand progression. Again, this is one of those more entry-level things where I'm trying to start supporting myself on my hands, get my hands flat, accommodate, introduce my wrists to taking some of my body weight, taking some of the load that it's gonna need for the handstand. If you watched yesterday's video, we did a short-seated variation. Now the next progression is a long-seated variation. So short-seated is, I have my feet elevated, my knees are close to my chest, and now long-seated is my feet are out like this, my knees are straight. I wanna talk about a little progression here. So what we're gonna do first is this, I'm saying supported and unsupported variations is your butt on the ground. So I can gradually ramp up the force that my wrist learns how to tolerate with my butt supported on the ground. So I don't need to jump right into doing handstands with my 180 pounds or however much you weigh. I can instead kind of like tailor it, I can change it on the fly as I get more and more comfortable with it by just pressing down a little bit harder.  Okay, so this would be the starting version of it. Again, I am gonna just start with a little tailbone drop and I'm keeping my neck tall and I'm trying to bring my belly button back toward my spine. Then from there, I just gradually push into the cushion here. It could be a firmer surface and preferably is a firmer surface for you. If you're on a cushion, just make sure you take away all the slack and it's not kind of like balancing on a puffed up ball. And I just push gradually and I start, when I do that, I start to feel my abs kick on even more than they were before. That's a good way to kind of check to see if you're doing it well or not. So I'm just gonna hold here for breaths, try to make sure I stay really tall, try to make sure I keep that belly button in toward my stomach contents. And if I get all that when I film myself, I should be able to see my upper back expand. Now the progression is to bring your knees up closer to your body by putting your butt on the ground. So it's the same idea, tailbone drop, head is tall and I push on the exhale, try to push a little bit harder than you have been. But again, for this supported variation, my butt is still on the ground. Things we're looking for here, I talked about it in the short seated video. Don't let your lower ribs come forward on your inhale like this. If you do that, you're not gonna get the upper back expansion that you need to position your arm and the muscles and the nerves that run all the way through this upper extremity into a position that will tolerate not only the mobility that you need for a handstand, but also the load that you need to give your hands and wrists and shoulders and everything. Other things, just make sure that when you are kind of keeping this tailbone tuck, you're not crunching, it's really easy to forget about staying up tall. And when you get up tall, you're not leaning back, right? You can go too far in either direction, so just keep an eye on that. Feel free also to just try to do them wrong. If you can do them wrong, then you start to learn how good stuff feels, how bad stuff feels, and you're gonna get a lot better at coaching and queuing yourself. So that is the supported long seated abs.


Are we live, man? Yeah. Appset number 23 and it's quite a historic one because this will be the last episode we ever film on this set right here in Michael's house, it is bare. There's nothing around, we've moved everything into storage and we will hunt for another house to rent and live in. But for now, we don't know where the next podcast will be from. Yeah, it's just like a mystery. Well, I'm guessing it might be a Jimbo's Jimbo's basement. It might be James's basement. And that means we can get him on straight away. And that means we're closer to our friends at the Gold Coast to get them on for guest. Oh, yeah. It might save him 10 minutes. About half. Oh, really? I reckon about 20 minutes. OK. Sorry. So yeah, this would be the last time you see. I don't know what the set's going to look like next week. So be rare, be rare and stay ready. No one knows where anyone is. Does that make sense to you? Will the green screen still be there? You reckon, Matt? No, we'll take that down. Oh, we might not have a green screen for James's base. We might not be really anywhere to put it up. That's true. Look, we might have to go some episodes without a green screen and everyone has to deal with it.  Yeah, Matt came play golf today.  We got him. We got Matt very good. He, Matt, loves sunscreen, right? He puts it on everywhere, everywhere we go. Matt covers himself sunscreen. I poured the sunscreen out and replaced it with paint.  And then we continue to squeeze the paint on him throughout the day. Remember? No. But anyway, Matt's in one of our website videos called Brown Golf. Yeah, or something to do with golf and brown. Yeah, so it's basically it was Michael and Matt versus me and James and whoever lost the hole got punished.  That got that got really far. Getting hit with a golf ball.  Yeah, sorry. And that's pretty much all that's happened with us. It's been a big week.  We're hanging in there. I feel like for the first time in a month, I feel actually very good. Greg Brown got covered. Yeah, Matt Brown. Matt Brown, dad, Greg Brown got covered. Yeah, Brown, Brown, down, Brown, down. Is that what he texted you? Brown, down, Brown, down. Come to my head. Oh, no, good. Have you been scoping? Hope he's all right. Have you been speaking to Isla? Oh, good. I don't know if any of you guys saw this on our stories, on our Instagram stories. Jack Snowdoge lives with his sister, Isla, which Matt has been. We've all been member.  She was on Bachelor Brown. Things are getting serious. And Jackson came home and quickly stored it. Isla was watching our podcast to watch Matt. So there's a spark. And it was on our stories. So something is happening here under the waters. There's some simmering coming on. I feel like things are about to start boiling. I will come to her defense. You will come on her fence. So everyone keep that going. Maybe even DM Isla right now and be like, No, no, no more DMs. No, it's just something nice. We're so happy you're enjoying the podcast. How good does Matt look? Something like that.  I got paint in my head. It's beautiful. I love your jumper. It's a very colorful back. Is you actually like it? I thought it might be a bit too old. It was just a spare one I had in the car. It's a gray old. It suits you. I'm losing it. And it off. Anyway, before we before we can out, don't take your colorful jumper off. Go and show everyone. Oh, yeah. That's all paint. Yeah. Wow. That's the actual. It used to be a red shirt. Yeah, it did. Hey, before we continue, just letting you guys know we're running a comment competition where we pick one comment around at the end of the season and give that person a thousand dollars. Any comment from this whole season four we take into account. OK, so if you comment, you're automatically in the running. You don't have to do anything. The more times you comment, the higher your chances of winning.  Just comment, oh, yeah, nice. And then him win. They are doing that. The regulars. The regulars. You want to make sure that you win. So you need to make sure you're commenting a lot. At least 10 times a month. Just in every game. If you just sit there for an hour every week, you'll probably win it. Look, if you honestly did five percent chance. For 10 hours, you probably have a pretty good shot. You just nonstop for 10 hours. Hello, Bosley. And that's $100 an hour. Some guy did. If you win. Some guy did a hundred comments. Any comments with the numbers. Impressive. Yeah, everyone likes seeing Jaden and Austin last week. The podcast is doing quite well. So we'll try and get some more guests on.   A few people have said a few times if we could get Willem. Willem Powell. Yeah, I have seen those two. Look, we'll try. He's a busy, busy man, but we will try. Maybe we pack the gear up when we go to him. Yeah, that could also be a possibility, if you could have any movie star on, who would it be? Ben Affleck. Any movie star? Don't get Matt's starter on movie. Well, sit down and get some popcorn.  OK, I take that back. Next question. All right, let's get these sponsors out of the way so we can lie to Locky. It is a variant of this, just to let you guys know. We've got Lionel Locky. We've got the screaming segment. We've got the prank call. P.O. Box is back.  And we need to call Locky soon. Otherwise, he will be suspicious. Let's do it now. Someone's here. Yeah, I just heard that two-way. Someone knocking at the door. Hello?  Oh, that would be awesome. Yeah. Like Greg? The COVID got to his brain, come on. Anyway, so. I hope he's OK. All right, everyone.  Is that you?   They've got the best male grooming products known to mankind. All right?  They are such high quality. And if you want to save time, buy their shavers because you can shave your hair in the shower. Yeah, that's right.       Go to manscape.com, fullyactual20. Some of the products there I've never even seen before.   Go to manscape.  Did you just? Oh, that made me want to sneeze. Thank you. And of course, we have the University of Markle, where we post weekly videos of our life, of the videos that are far too fucked to post to social media.  And this week out on the website, what do we have? What do we have? Oh, the extended of how many, how many walls can you run through? Michael and I did a science experiment. We turned basketballs into bombs. Also, you guys are going to hear me out, because we want to give this piece of content to you guys for free. The Matt Browns Black Book has been animated. There's a five minute animation going on to the website video coming out this Sunday. So if you're a website member, go and watch it. And then comment, let us know what you think, because we love it.  You don't have to, OK? We're just going to, we are going to post this to YouTube next week, but we're just very scared. It's going to get deleted.  Should we not post it? Because it's going to get deleted. I think we just demonetize it immediately and then just see what happens. Or we can post it to only fans. But then I feel like people most, a lot of people still won't see it. Yeah, I feel we'll have to definitely demonetize it. Let's just look, let's just schedule it and see what happens, all right? And we'll talk to Connor about it too. He knows YouTube rules a lot. Yeah, and he's talking to you. If the following week we're not on here, we're not there, it's because we got deleted. Yeah, exactly. Everyone will know. So yeah, that's what we've got coming on. And that's like half our episodes every single week. If you want to just see the content to see if you want to stick around, see if you like it, there's a link in the description, 21 day free trial where you can watch over 200 of our unseen videos, see if you like it and then decide to stay on or not before you're even charging any money, cunt.  Really?   Yeah, I've thought about it, maybe next house. That's our sponsors, all right everyone? And if you can't do any of those things, no stress, just like, comment and subscribe. That helps enough. Order a five star review on Spotify. We're nearly at a thousand five star reviews on Spotify. Really? And that's great work everyone, yes.  And don't forget to like, comment and subscribe and to just basically whatever we say, sort of just do it. Yeah, or at least some of it. One or two of the things, if you want. Probably. All right, let's move right along. We, without further ado, it is time to lie, to Locky. And this is a segment where we call Locky. We, every single week, we try and set up a lie. And if he believes it, we immediately make fun of him and it's just great. This is getting, well, all right, this is getting got. All right, so this week, we went to the Gold Coast on Tuesday to film a video with Jackson and Locky. Julian, that's when this started for this segment, all right, so there's been a bit of work put in. Julian said to him, there's Splinter in the Grass coming on, there's this big artist there who wants us to do some work for him. I'll split the money with you, Locky.  So we're gonna get Julian now to, we'll call Julian. Julian's gonna call Locky and hopefully he'll be able to hear it everywhere. Julian says, you can.  These are getting so in depth. So he thinks he's got this like $5,000 gig at.  He started budgeting his life around that five grand. All right, here we go, calling Julian now. Imagine if Julian had overdosed.  That's actually possible. Oh no, he's not answering. Hey, Julian, I'll go and get to the phone right now. All right, look, we're gonna move on, but I'm sure that he will call back, okay? And then hopefully it's not too late and Locky won't be none the wiser. But you know what's gonna happen. So keep your ears pissed for a ringing phone, everybody. Moving on. All right, let us move on quickly to On This Day. I was just saying to Michael, I forgot that my arms are all white. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because that's where you put the sunscreen first, thinking it was sunscreen, but really it's paint. Remember? Yeah. All right, here we go. On This Day, Matt's come in and done a bit of research. Ooh. Did some extra office hours to get this done. All right, and this is what has come up. Yeah. On This Day in 2007, Kanye West grilled a plastic bag filled with prostitute chins. He bit the chins off of over 200 prostitutes. They were well cooked and seasoned with salt, pepper, garlic and a bit of chili and some paprika. Then Kanye served the prostitute chins to his guests at his house. Everyone enjoyed the prostitute chins and no one knew what they had just eaten. Some asked while they were eating, what is this Kanye?  But now because of my research, the whole world will know of Kanye's prostitute chin eating. So spread the word, my friends. This is 100% real. Yeah. Wow. They actually based the movie Hannibal Off Kanye West. Even though it came out before. Like the bones as well or just the chinskin? Just the chinskin. Sometimes you get a little bit of bone now. Sometimes you get a little bit of bone and you. No wonder he like imagine.  No, but it improves. They all get improved chins. Is that right? Like a fetish job. Yeah.  I don't know. Maybe he just thought the other deep chins would have thought he would have just paid them off or something. Probably the ones that didn't like it. Yeah, right. Anyway, moving right along.  Sorry. Sorry. That's crazy, man. Next up, we have Michael's Bible, everybody. And now Michael's Bible is his own Bible that he's written. He is a God. And during this time, prefers to be referred to as Beezus instead of Jesus. Michael has as many wisdom and is spilled out of his head into his Bible and he wishes to read an excerpt for us so that we too can take power from his wisdom, Matt Brown. Matt Gregory Brown. Let's see there, Matt Brown. I look so evil. What does that look like? Oh, yeah, it does look like like Matt Brown. Thank you, everyone. Evil Brown. Breville Allen. OK. This one doesn't have a chapter, but you get what I mean. It was just written down really quickly. Really? On a bit of parchment. Mum is spelled M-U-M in Australia and it's spelled M-O-M in America. That means that we are different. But are we really? Are we really that different? No, we aren't because we are all people at the end of the day. End is also spelled E-N-D, but sometimes it's spelled A-N-D. Shake that thing, Miss Kanakana. Shake that thing, Miss Annabella. Shake that thing, Jan Donadonna, Jodie and Rebecca. Sorry. Wow. That was actually a spell or something. How do they say mom in German? Mama oder Muti. Meine Muti. Wieso lachst du? Wasst du los jetzt? Wasst du hier? Ich muss ja gelesen. Ey, weg dich, man. There's some chinshit going on there. Mein Hund.  My Hund hat Angst. Mein Hund hat Angst von mir. Fuck. Mein Hund hat Angst von mir. Mmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmmhummhmhmhm. Mein Hund hat Angst von mir. Mein Hund hat Angst von mir. Mein Hund hat Angst von mir. Mein Hund hat Angst von mir. Von mir. Von mir.   It's coming back in seconds. It's coming back in seconds. It's coming back in seconds. Open top, my excellent second. Balzi just kissed me for those listening. Matt's black book. Oh, oh yes. Actually, maybe we should do the screaming segment first because I feel like Julian's going to call back in the middle of the black book. Okay, let's try calling again. Alright, let's try and call Julian quickly. And then we'll try screaming and then call Julian. I can't believe this has happened. Hey, Julian. He's being clever. He's snickering like a human. That was German. Julian?  I am? Yeah, yeah, this is it, dude. You've, you've, we can all hear you. Hey, Bob. Stop, Bob. This is it, Julian. Hey, Matt Brown. Hey, Julian. Alright, everyone knows what's going on. So you're going to call Locky now and we'll be able to hear it. And then as soon as you, Locky agrees to even the slightest bit of the lie, maybe we should even start with, oh, you know that, um, how that artist wants us to film that thing tomorrow.  Yeah, yeah, take it further. I reckon we should always try and to make this funner. Let's try and make that lie more elaborate each time he agrees. So what's the next stage? Say that you've got a ticket to outer space.  I'm going to call him now. I'm going to call him now. You guys will be on hold for a bit, but then I'll be like, hang on. I'm just getting out of the blue system. Like, I'm nervous. I'm nervous. Good luck, Julian. J.W. in the house. I'll be quiet. You there? Yeah. Yeah, sorry. Um, yeah, dude, um, I just got a call back from that guy from Tony about filming for age, but I've got COVID, bro. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, I just, I tested positive yesterday. But would you want to, uh, for five thousand film him? Yeah, I'll give you some. Oh, yeah, no, no, but like, no, I'm not going to do. Oh, like, if you just film him and edit, um, because they said like four thousand, uh, what's it called?  Yeah. And then you've just got to film him there. And then I'm just going to film the sideshow next week when I'm like, you know, like not isolating. Yeah. Wait, um, when is this?  But it's just that in Byron tomorrow if you can make it. Yeah. I'll message Jackson to what's happening tomorrow. Yeah, sweet. But you're definitely, definitely keen to. Yeah, yeah, if we don't have anything on tomorrow for sure. All right, sweet. Oh, yeah. And one more thing. You've been lied to, we've got you. It's another lie. Like, there is no job. There is no job. There is no money. Like you have been lied to. We've been selling this up for days. So fully actual strikes.  Keep a line going for so long. Did you film it yesterday?  Oh, we set this up on Tuesday or Monday. I mean, all week. Yeah, yeah, I'll let you know. I'll let you know around Thursday. Oh, well done, Julian. We got it. We got it, we got it.  Can you film yesterday? Hey. Can you film like a few days ago? Yeah, when we came up, we mentioned it, but we didn't do it. We didn't film any of it. We just wanted to plant the lie seed. You would never ever be able to trust anyone. Everything I tell you from now on is truthful. That's a lie.    Your father.  I didn't expect anyone to line it up with me, like, tell me, like, really get me down a little bit. Oh, that was good. That was very good. Life's getting so hard for Lachlan now. Anyway, sorry for wasting your time, Lachlan. We'll chat to you next week. See you next week, Lachlan. Well done, Julian.  Was that good?  Next week, I think we're going to try. Actually, I'd better not say it because he might listen to this.  I've already got another free plan. Don't be worried. Yeah, it's exciting. It's my new favorite segment. It's a good hobby. It's lying to Lachlan. It's good to actually show you. Michael, guess what happened today? What? I knew I was going to hang up. I knew that. And he pranked you. All right, now that was good. Oh, man, I'm glad that that worked so well. Thank you. I want to tell him something about we got some good ones coming for Lockheed. All right, who are you? Who am I going to call? I say I call a late night shopping. I'll call a retail store. OK, I'm going to call City Beach and see how big their tolerance is to screaming customers on the phone. Have you got the camera? Yeah, yeah, we'll get the camera up as soon as I start flying. I predict are again 12 seconds. Is your phone on phone? Yeah, I'm going to say because, yeah, they'll probably be pretty busy. So they probably won't want to put up with too much. I'm going to say 18 seconds. Yeah, I'm going to go 22 seconds. Twenty two seconds. All right, Bosley, I'm so sorry that you have to hear this. I feel like grabbing his ears and just holding them. He's going to be so scared. He wants to stay close to us because he doesn't like change. This whole place has changed. Anyway, that's enough Bosley psychology. Here we go. Oh, my God, Brown.  Twenty one seconds and point eight. Twenty one point eight seconds. City Beach, they're laughing. People should be dying. Yeah, she even said sorry, which was amazing for me. Oh, wow. It's that old thing. If you yell for help, no one's going to come. But if you yell fire, they'll come running. No one cares if you're screaming and dying and asking for help. But, you know, if it's a fire, they'll come. So we won't test that theory. We're going to scream for help and then scream fire. See how many more people come. That's a great idea. Thank you. Oh, no, I don't want anything to scream fire and pointing at the ground. And there's nothing there. Oh, that's a great idea. All pointed a light out of the. That's a great video. We just run around and then the last clip of the video, we are on fire.  Remember when we set you on fire? Oh, dude, worst idea ever. Anyway, hey, sorry. Ah, OK, guys, it's it's time for a bomb break. And then when we return, it's the most the toughest segment to do. It's Matt's black book. So quick bomb break.  Don't touch me.  Matt, I'm not kidding.  Stop it.  Even alone. Anyway, we're back. And during our break, we also discussed and look, Michael and I aren't 100 percent happy with our bachelor brown person this week. So and because we've still got five segments to get through for now, we're just going to save it for next week and just make sure that we've got like a proper solid person that we know might have a potential future with Matthew Gregory Brown. All right, guys, without any without further ado. This is like the opposite of the Bible, the book I'm holding in my hand. It's black. This is the Bible, wine, and this is the opposite of it. So they are like magnets. They won't actually touch. See, it's impossible. There's a force.  Matt is a changed man.  And this book will tell us how he reaches that conclusion. All right.   This is Matt Brown's Black Book of Havns. I want to do it. I really don't like want to do it. Here we go. OK, and just to recap, obviously, so last week. Matt got out of the whale that he was trapped inside the stomach of it. Some Japanese whalers caught the whale, cut him free.   Yeah. Remember that. Don't ever forget that. No, no, no one will ever forget that.  I mean, there's lots of corpses. Oh, man. Thank you. Still humans. Yeah. Oh, all right, I'll give you that one. Don't deny that. I'll give you that. OK, here we go. Sorry. OK, here we go. Sorry. Number 59. Pitch the tip. Takes me back. I woke up still on the boat. It was nighttime now.  I turned to look at Pinocchio and he's still just staring straight ahead, expressionless. He was clearly still very traumatized from seeing what the whalers did to me. I decided to have a little bit of fun and pick on him a bit. Hey, Pinocchio, remember when those two Japanese men cheesed in my mouth and I started chewing it and it made them throw up? Pinocchio suddenly stood up and without even acknowledging my hilarious teasing, he began power walking towards the edge of the whaling ship. Hey, Pinocchio, what are you doing? Still, he ignored me. Sensing something was up, I stood. Pinocchio reached the edge of the ship and turned around to face me. He pulled out a nail gun and held it against his head. I'm sorry, mad bra, with what I've seen. Pinocchio, no! Bang! Pinocchio shot and a nail speared through his wooden skull. It nearly shot completely through and sap started pouring from his wooden skull. I walked over and I watched the life drain from him. Pinocchio had been a fine companion and so I gave him an ocean funeral and threw him off the edge of the ship into the water below. I realized that without Pinocchio I would be dead.  When I reflected deep within myself, I realized my actions directly influenced Pinocchio's decision to end his life and I thought to myself, oh well, the next morning the ship finally arrived to Australia. I said goodbye to my handsome whalers and depart from the ship. One thing I need to do before I head home is cleanse my soul. I had a lot to be grateful for after surviving, living in a whale's stomach for many, many days. I headed straight to church. It was time for my once every ten years confession. I entered the church. There were around eight people scattered around, sitting and praying. As quietly as I could, I strolled past them and entered the confessional. It was dark, but I heard the priests speak from the other confessional. What brings you to my church? He said, forgive me, father, for I have sinned. How long until your last confession, my son? Ten years. Tell your sins openly and honestly. Okay, he goes. Father, I've been very bad, very, very naughty. Yes, please, go on. I've been thinking very naughty thoughts, and I've been doing very naughty things. I understand, but please, try and give as much detail as you can. I think about sex a lot, father. It's always on my mind. I get overwhelming urges to have almost everything. Okay, how often are you thinking these thoughts? Every second of every day, father. I'm thinking about it right now, in fact. The priest fell silent.  After a few more moments' silence, the priest finally spoke. Sir, so what are you thinking right now? I'm picturing you bursting in through this door and tonguing at my necks. Then what? I could hear the priest's voice intensify slightly.  I heard the priest shuffling around the confessional. Then I'm thinking what it would feel like to have your blessed cream ooze from my arsehole after you fill me to the brim. The priest stood and I could hear him battling with his urges. You need to stop this. This is incredibly sinful. I want to feel your flesh pulsing in me. The priest couldn't take it. He kicked open his door and ran to my side of the confessional. I stood and opened the door and greeted him, just as the priest lunged at me. We crashed back into my confessional, pashing with tongue. The priest was in his mid-60s, and his tongue felt dry and hard. I eagerly accepted into my mouth and pulled his soft body into mine. I grabbed his arse with both my hands and squeezed it powerfully. My thumb broke through his arse skin and the priest pulled back in pain. Oh, oh! Then he rocketed straight back to kissing me. I grabbed his short white hair and pulled his head back to expose his neck. Then I hungrily sucked and licked it. The priest moaned in pleasure and clawed at my back. Oh, oh! I opened my eyes and saw that the other eight people in the church were all standing and staring right at us. They looked totally shocked, which made me rock hard. Let's give them a show. I bend the priest over and lift up his priest's dress thing.  With my other hand, I pointed the eight people watching. Oh, goodness me! The priest struggled with the depth and width of my little brown, but that didn't stop me.  I grabbed both of the priest's wrists and pulled him into me with every forward thrust. Some of the people watching started screaming. I felt my gills widen and I vomited lymph nodes onto his back. I reached around and started grabbing at the priest's junk.   The priest stoned his head back to me and I managed to vomit a few more lymph nodes into his mouth. Then we kissed with such passion that we both started crying. By now, six of the eight people had sprinted from the church and the two remaining were both crying. Nearly done! I screamed at them, arch your back, father.   I came so intensely that I accidentally ejaculated four of my chromosomes. The priest started coming to and we both moaned and writhed in pleasure. I'd retracted my little brown before my mints could kill him and finished mincing on the floor of the confrational.  Satisfied, we dropped to our knees. Have all my sins been forgiven, father?   I slapped the priest on the back and walked out of the church. I love my confessions. I bound home backwards at a leisurely pace and enjoy a nice warm bowl of piss. It's good to be home. I fucking... I didn't realise that you had multiple necks. That is fucked.  Quite fucked, man.   Quite dark. Hang on, I was just proving a point with that one. Yeah, I think you sort of... If anything, you're sort of highlighting the amount of sexualness that goes on in the Catholic Church. The priest, yeah.  I'm not touching you.    I don't want to be... I'm scared to be alone with you. Oh, my God, that was... Oh! It's went deeper and deeper and darker and darker.   Committed suicide. Insane. I don't seem to be, like, you know, on a path anymore. Now I seem quite... I know I went through a dark period of just psychoticness, and that sounds like the start of it. Well, yeah. Yeah, man, like, I don't know what to say. Like, I wish you the best. Yeah. It's, yeah. Anyway, look, let's move right along. Like I said, no bachelor brown this week. Leave another week. We're going to find someone so s- BOOM! Right!  Oh, I'm already slack, let me... All right, we're moving on to the cow, the comment of the week, which is a separate comment competition. We're running two comment competitions. This one is, you have a much high chance of winning that thousand dollars. If we pick your comment, it is not only is it immortalized on the board of the cow, the comment of the week, right?  We fucking, you are in the chance to win another thousand dollars at the end of the season. We just pick like funny, weird ones to be and the comment of the week, all right? The board is not up to date. Matt Brown, he's still on the hunt for Blu-Tac. I have them all, but... He has them all, yeah. We have a Blu-Tac. Because James used to be a teacher, he'll have a lot of cut and paste things at his house. He will, yeah. And we'll do a little, you know, sorry. Yeah, so anyway, we'll do that and then we're gonna answer your questions in the comment section. Well, I've really picked one now. Pick one now. I've really picked on this, so I thought maybe I'll just go and just see what we land on. Oh, a chance. A chance. Okay. What do you reckon? Do or... No. Comment of the week goes to Jake Andrews. Jake Andrews. Well done. Congratulations, Jake Andrews.  He has said, Austin looks like he definitely loves a little bong break. You have a frog in your throat. Clear it. There you go. He said, Austin looks like he definitely loves a little bong break. What a spat. Yeah, we got Super Flele. Yeah, we got quite a while on that one, Matt. Except for me. Yeah, that's true. Great comment. And that's the comment of the week. Oh, that's the... Did you choose that one? Brown pig donge. A chance. A random. That is so... We're not ever gonna do that again. From now on, we will be hand selecting them.  Because, like, at the end of the day, it's for you, Cunts. And it's for us. Well, ideas for new segments, too? Yeah, of course. Yeah, we have ideas, right? We've just sort of committed to these segments because the podcast goes for so long, but we should keep exploring new segments.  I'd love to do like a...  Be English segment, where we just talk like English people? The screaming segment's new, and that's gone quite well. Yeah, well, I reckon lying to Lucky is the best. Oh, yeah, and that one, too. Yeah, we do bring new stuff in. You're right. I apologize. But let's get the audience involved and see if they can write some rings. Well, not to deny a good idea.  Nah, I reckon 60. We'll see. Well, if there's a good amount of klele. I'll collect them anyway. I'll put them in a box. Anyway, these are the questions. We're going to answer your questions and we'll answer the questions on the Mighty Michael Fully Actual YouTube channel. And we answer the questions that are most likes first. And then I know sometimes we miss them and shits because they're not in order all the time.  But yeah, most likes.   All right. Top question went to Matt Kerr. And his question was, why does Marty no longer talk about the cows he loves? It's a, it's a sore spot. It's something that makes me feel, reminds me of when I would lose control. It's dairy. Oh, you sound so serious. It's, it's a, it's a time in my life that. To be honest, I suppress. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I don't trust myself with those familiar feelings. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. And I want to try and just stay, keep my mind narrow mind focused on what I need to do and just put one foot in front of the other and day by day get through it. Does that make sense to you? Yeah.  It really like upset me. Yeah. I could, that's sort of cute to hear. Looking back after I had, I did what I did. I could look at the scene and thought to myself, it looks like a monster has done this, has done this. Okay, imagine that voice as, as like German, like I can see that's your German young boy voice. That's you when you were like five and you came back to German. It was you when you were four and you came to Australia. That's how you spoke, I reckon. It's also another time that I'd like to try and forget. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. You can see him in the schoolyards talking like that. Well, I'm getting slapped as hard as they can on my back and I couldn't afford a shirt. What did you say in German to try and stop the English kids from beating you? I never did, I would never dare speak German in an English school, I know what happens to that kid. Did you do it once? No, he would have been like this. I was only three, so I learned English before I even set foot in a car. You would have been like, can you please stop that? Yeah, that's what you would have been saying. That was my first English words, I can't know. My first English word was frog. Yeah, that's right. And that's so fitting because man, I've seen.  I didn't know any English before I went to kindergarten and then just somehow that worked out. Oh my God, see, I was like, what's your name?  Because I was like, I don't know these cunts.  What was your mom saying to you? It's a center that you go to. No. Something like that.  It's so dark. And then a teacher came and sent me down, we opened a picture book and there was a frog and she said, frog. Oh my God, really? That's what happened? Yeah, I felt bigger. So you had no training for your parents at home? No, because they didn't know English either. Rob was going to school and learning a little bit and he'd come and try and teach the family.  Oh my God. Rob, come on over. Rob was the teacher. Wait, how old was Rob? He was six. So he would have been like, you won. Oh, that is good.  Oh, he's so tough. Little German boy and you won. Ach du lieber. Thank you. Ach du lieber, nein, bitte. Oh, frog. But yeah, that's why I don't talk about that anymore.  There you go. That's where that went down, that road. All right, next question is from Aussie Bread. Question for the podcast. Have any of you tried DMT, so what was your experience like and if not, what's your thoughts on what you've heard? A lot of people ask this question. We've answered this before, but we'll answer it again since we've got a lot of new viewers. I've done it once. It didn't work properly.  We think we love psychedelics.  And Michael, why don't you tell us about your many DMT experiences? I think there's only been two DMT and one salvia. But like, oh, I've seen the mechanical elves. They are so interesting. And if you've done it before, this is a weird thing. You'll know about the mechanical elves because literally so many people see the mechanical elves. And then I've gone like zooped up into the universe and had a voice tell me that I'm not the center of the universe. And then I'm just a chapter in a story and then I folded over in that universe like a page in a book.  And then another time it was raining. I can't remember. That one's gone. It was raining. Sometimes you can't remember anything. It's just so... But it sounds cool. It sounds like it's like very like ego-death-y. Yeah, it's good. It definitely opens your mind up way more than you ever thought you could. Because we are not the universe.  I have Santa more. Except the black book. That's a book. Yeah. And the Bible. Imagine finding out that you're just a character in Matt's black book.  Yeah, well, it makes you think. Makes you think twice and hard. Next question. Would you ever do DMT, Matt? Yeah, but I want to be in a safe spot. Yeah. Maybe not with Marty near me. What would I possibly do to you? You have to go first.  All right, that's fair enough. And then I'll just come in about a minute behind you. I think I have some. It's not about... So you want us there? We wouldn't be able to do it with you. It's like a solitude drug. Oh, is it like the mushroom thing? Yeah, you will not know where they're in that room. We'll be gone. You can't talk to people. You'll be gone somewhere else. You'll be in another house. We'll drag you there through the woods. Yeah, in the 15-minute high, we'll drag you and you'll awaken in this new cabin. Probably sticks in between your roots. Oh, I time-traveled. It could be a prank on Matt, trying to convince him that teleports are real. Yeah, now I'm real scared. Next question is from Fanny LaRue Time. Fanny LaRue Time? I think, depending. Where? Did the advert on the TV and billboards ever work to get more followers? I don't think that was the aim, though, was it? No, it wasn't. And thank God it wasn't. It's done nothing.  And that was so insane, Matt, money spent.  And he's like, oh, no, no, you get formal bang for your buck if you put them on like 9.30, like on the secondary channels? He lied. And he's like, you can have it on for running for a month. So I was like, well, that's pretty tempting. It's a month. And he talked me into it.  Take a DMT. No one saw it. No one's ever said to me I've seen it.   Because the billboard scrolled through like 15 different things. Wasn't even like newsworthy.   No one's interested in that. Shocking. I don't know. You don't know? I don't know. I have some theories. Sorry. The next question is from- Take your life. Is that what you said? I can't remember.  I didn't say that to someone. Sorry. Next question is from Clissa Adams. Clissa Adams? Come on, that's not a name. That's what it says. That's not a name. Here we go. All right. Do you all remember when the Y2K bug was gonna wipe us all out?   I was 11. We were little boys. I remember being quite excited. I was probably more relevant for me. So I just remember going- Yeah, because we're much older.  I would have been 12 or 13. 38. Mention him. That was 38. He's older than he is now. I'm 35. Anyway. Back then.  No, I just remember Dagon. Oh, I wonder if the TV, he's a work tomorrow. And I was like, no, no, no. And then we just have a good night. And that was it. Man, it's only a matter of time. And nothing happened. Not one thing. Imagine how many years it's away. Like what, 100, 200 till an asteroid hits? Well, it could be at any moment. Well, dude, it could be. Put in the comments if I'm interested to hear other people's stories of what you did to prepare for. What is it? YK2K? Y2K. Y2K. Y2K. Well, they had the theory that everything was gonna just go down.  Next question, Flaila. Our next question is from Brody015. Of course you. Brody015, boys, any advice for doing shrooms for the first time? Yeah. Day time. Don't eat. Don't eat too much like beforehand. Eat very light. And then out in nature, I would start during the day. Even probably do it with your friends to keep yourself safe for your first time.  Or a PlayStation with UFC on it.  It's so hard to work things out. Maybe some activities like darts. Yeah, but it's a very solitude thing again as well. For some people, they become very social.  I wanna be away. One of the funnest things to do is to look up at the sky during the day and watch the clouds. Yeah, yeah, that's cool. You can turn the clouds into anything you want. You can make the coolest little stories. I remember I made it rain once, remember? Yeah, you said rain and it rained immediately. So those are the things you can do on mushrooms. But yeah, you don't wanna be in a bad headspace and don't get pissed beforehand. Yeah. And have weed ready too. Yeah, mix it with weed towards the end once they're like the peaks happened. And anything to add, man? Not at all. If you can do it like I reckon say midday and then as you're coming down, you can watch the sunset. Oh, actually, I do. If someone is on mushrooms in front of you, just don't talk to them too much.  No, no, no. I was on mushrooms and people were talking to me and I had to be like... Some people, you get so irritated at just people talking and it's like a sensory overdrive.  I can feel it now like I'm so painful just trying to have conversations and yeah. Like if there was a drip in the room, it would send you mad. Like I've hit someone in the face. Michael snuck into the room that I was in and apologized and I said if you say one word, you gotta get out and then you somehow slithered in, disappeared behind me. And I was very... It worked with me in the room. Yeah, you were fine because you... Dude, it was so insane. Watching the UFC when you're peeking on shrooms is the worst. It's like watching like brutal like... That's all Matt did. Just played the UFC video game. Or by himself in the media room. I wouldn't let anyone come in for like three days. I remember the colors of the TV like really getting out there. But it just, I think it was something to distract my mind. Otherwise, I was panicking. But that's not using the drug properly. Really? If you got that... Like play like a video game. It's like not... Yeah, you're meant to sort of deep into your brain. I got set in a bad path from the start though because everyone was having these conversations and me I was like, let me be. Yeah. I had 20 minutes of that. Yeah, what was I gonna say?   But then Mike Tyson did the hero. Did the hero one and...  Yeah, that was us. You'll have that feeling of like starting to lose control a bit and you make you wanna panic, but just go with it.  Just relax. You will be fine. It's the safest drug you can do.   So next question is from Sassi the Sasquatch. Michael, what do you think the odds of getting a hole in one are now that you've got a hole in one? I think, I predict I reckon it's gonna happen within three years. What's the odds of getting two holes in one in a row? But this has to be a real hole in one like a proper over a hundred meter hole, a proper par three.  Remember he skipped it over the water? Skimmed along the water then like went along the green and like for ages.  Did he mean to do that? Surely not. No, no, it was a full on miss hit. Crazy. Did you see it? What? The hole in one where he skipped it along the water. Sorry. You didn't see it.  Was that a hole in one? Or was that a second shot? The hole in one wasn't a birdie. I got another golf question from Dean Moore. Did you all watch mullet icon Cameron Smith win the open? No, I don't like watching golf much. Oh, I haven't, but I'm gonna watch the highlights. James has been raving about it.  He's like really good. Sorry. Anyway, next question is from demon badger. That's crazy. Where the hell did the Ben thing come from? Oh, this is people talking about our latest website video. Well, not the latest. You're listening. It's the one before it. Where it came from the disco dancing song and Michael brought it back on their website video a lot. Yeah, it just, I don't know. I was possessed that day. I had to say my name is Ben. So and Ben is, Ben is no one. Ben is. I think like the jingle goes, I simply must, I simply will, I will again. My name is Ben and Michael's taken that. My name is Ben and just turned it into another, its own song. It's like a solo from that. Yeah. Next one is from Jack Peterson. Will we see more content with the uncut crew? Oh, yeah, whenever we can. They like to, you know, party a lot. And we don't party as much anymore. We could try the, let's do the arrow again. Yeah, we did a video. It's, I don't know if it's out now, where it's called a bow and arrow roulette where we shoot the arrows in the air. And we filmed it with Jackson and Lockie. And it's all right, but you just need more people because it's so hard to hit someone. Yeah, we got close. Like that literally, I reckon five centimetres from Michael's foot. It's slammed into the ground. It would have gone through it. It's crazy. You like that game when we went camping? Hopefully not. Maybe it won't. It was all right. It got more, you know, anxiety went worse. But we're going to top it with this idea. We're going to get like, shoot my car. No. The reason why I shot your car is I knew it would be fixable. We were like a hundred metres away. I'll just shoot over it. I'm like, but what if you don't shoot over it? Yeah, I didn't know. But you did it. You got over it. Oh, wow, sweet. Bob and I were shooting a Matt's car when we went camping last week. Did we talk about camping? Oh, yeah. Yeah, we went camping. Holy fuck, we didn't. We should have talked about this during shooting. We'll end questions and we'll have a quick camping. Anyway, we're going to up it brown by putting deodorant cans on the ground. Hundreds of them. So if it hits a deodorant can, it explodes up. Someone gets hit by that. I understand, baby. It'd be a carpet of deodorant cans. That's exciting to me. Is that exciting to you? Imagine if like, if they were so close to each other, one blows up, that blows up 10 and that blows up 100. And then it's all just one big floor explosion. Dude, there is so much science there. That is so much. Dude, we've got to film that. That's that's I can see it in my mind. Fuck. Do you understand it?  I know you can see it. I ain't going to have it. It is worm's arm again. Oh, my God. It's real life worm's arm again. We should recreate that. We should shoot it at each other. So I have a base. You have a base. Worms Armageddon Forts. I'll get you. Marty vs. Michael with arrows and he's some things that can explode if you hit him with arrows near you. Remember the names of the worms? I just remember the little signs. No, what were they? Oh, no. Good bye. Didn't we name our worms? Yeah, we did. I forget. They're long gone. Fuck. That was some of the best days ever. Staying up late and playing worms Armageddon 2. Did you get number six in the world? Number nine, which is the same thing. It's just upside down six. But we were so good, everyone. Just so you know, we were top 10 in the world. And just so you know, like there's all the top, like 500 worms plays in the world. They play like five, six hours a day.  Gone. Can't. So you need to play. And it's like it was like a job. Yeah, we put even with like full time tennis coaching jobs, which is, I don't know, 30 hours a week. We still put a good, what, 30 hours a week in. Oh, at least at least half our day. Worming it up and drinking soft drink. Next question. Next question is from good times. Harvey is asked, Marty, last season, you mentioned writing a book. How is the book coming on? Are you writing anything yet? I met up with a. Publis publisher, whatever they call. And yeah, the things I want to write about, I might not be able to write about yet. But one day, don't even think about it. It'll be like it's probably still like five years away. Next question is from D Koda. Marty, have you ever thought about the fact that when you and Mon have kids, Michael will be their uncle? Yeah. He's really asked his uncle. About you're not allowed within 50 meters. You can wave from a distance.  And the final question. Is from Ringworm D 001. Question for Bezos.  Yeah. The worst reaction.  Oh, is that the worst? That's something you look back and go, I fucking, is it bad? I don't know. That hurt to do. I remember the walkie-shame in the morning. You're pissing, you're pissing. Like, and now you're watching it. So me and Henry come back to our, like, hostel that we're staying. It's not even a hostel, it's a family's house because it's on an island, a really remote island. Co-wrong. And the family is downstairs below us and me and Henry come back super drunk. And I just tell Henry, dude, I'm pissing.  Goes through the cracks of this bamboo little, like, makeshift little house. And I hear this faint voice going, can you stop pissing? And I was like, oh, my God.  And I felt, I instantly, you know, when you freeze from fear, I just freeze, stop, piss.  Then stop pissing and then just laid like that, frozen for like 45 minutes. What did Henry do? Henry just was like pissing himself quietly because he could not comprehend what was going on. And his laughter made me feel better eventually. So I was like, okay, this is okay.  I was like, oh, oh, I can say it. I'm pissing, I'm pissing, I'm pissing Henry, I'm pissing.  What were they saying? You're, you just sit. Just pointing.  And then we just sort of laughed. And then like- Did the family have a laugh? We stayed there. We stayed there for another week. Oh, wow. But like, fuck, sorry. And he never pissed again. Yeah, sort of.  I know this. It's, it's definitely, it's far too many.  So many girls where he's pissed and he's had to leave.  Yeah. Everyone in this room has been pissed on. Even today. It's sort of like a skill. Yeah, I guess it. Well, I get DMs now and then from people like, dude, you being so proud of pissing has made me feel better about my pissing. Yeah, there's other people going to do it. There you go. Take that pie. Take that piece of pie.  That's Billy Madison.  That's why he's pisses himself. If paying your parents is considered cool, they consider me Miles Davis. Sorry. Anyway, is that the question? That's it. We went camping though. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, camping.   That's it. That's how you get around it. Yeah. We just skipped out. We went to our mate Mono, our mate Mono's had his birthday and he's got a bit of land.  So many fans out there. Fires are so good. Yeah.  Oh, I gotta know something. So I slept in my car cause I wanted to test that out. Wasn't the worst, wasn't the best, but I forgot my blanket and I was freezing. At some point at like four in the morning I hear this rustling and panic. I think I did too. And I was like, yeah, you should have. Or me? And I'm thinking it was you trying to get into the mighty Michael van. And then that's right. The panic of this movement. I was like, there's like an animal in the campsite. I would have thought a fan.  And I literally set up and I was like, I can't look at the windows cause they're all like fog.  And I just see a little, your hair go past. I was like, it's Michael. Oh, wow. But it looked incredibly for like 10 minutes.  That was rough. But yeah, that was a very fun night. I forgot how fun camping is. Oh, that was terribly cold. I usually hate it. Marty forgets to have his, to bring a blanket also like has hardly any jumpers or warm clothes. It was a very cold night though. And I did not expect it to get that cold man. I had a spare blanket. Yeah, I know. Why didn't you give it to me? I don't know. James gave you one and I just gave up.  Oh man. James and Mono did so well with their tents.   We don't know what's in these. If you want to send us something, send the two PO box, 256 TAG and 4018 Queensland Australia and send us whatever you want.      I can't show this side. Yeah, well, yeah, just maybe open it off Klele. Yeah, see that. That's pretty dark. Oh my God. All right, so we have a guy that Matt hates and hates Matt. He's always... I don't hate him. I just laugh at his... I'm pretty sure he hates him. He always sends us letters. So we'll see what we got here. He writes some occasional rude symbols so we can't shot the camera. Oh, oh my God. What? Oh, that is good news because we literally just out to... He sent us... Oh my God. He sent us a thick... Two cents of oregano, just a herb. A juicy nug of oregano. Thank you so much. I'm so thrilled for I've even read this. We have no paper left over here at the Secret Society so we're using cardboard rippings.   Got it. Australia Post cost the parcel lol. But enjoy this. Make Matt Brown have a cone. Oh. That one is specially formulated for the brown. The man, the myth, the legend, Secret Society. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. He sent us a butterwheat. Is that doughnut films? Oh, we've been sent skin. Is that doughnut films? Oh my God. Oh my God. It is, it's doughnut films. We got sand skin.  Look, it's doughnut films. I can see his little symbol on there. Oh my God, doughnut films. He's done it again.  Oh, show us the skin. Hey, Marty and Michael. Michael, how are you doing?   It is, I doughnut films once again, but this time with a very special present for the one and only Martin Sokolinski. This present is punishment for lying. Maybe it's about the gold bars or something. Oh my God, it's a bag of skin. Jesus. Look at the date, cunt, contents, skin. Oh my God, is it doughnut films? Somebody actually challenged us that doughnut, they thought doughnut films was me, but that's a proof right there. Doughnut films is real. When did I lie, doughnut films? Paul let it to Matt Brown. You have to smoke the skin and we smoke the weed. I ain't touching that. Come on, Brown Town. Dude, this is our first skin.  This is our first skin that we've been sent. Let's make the mannequin begin at James's. Maybe you can be at the new set and we'll talk about it. And we'll put the skin on the face. Oh, I can love the peer boxes. I don't trust this guy at all. So I am very wary of his. This is a war letter to Matt Brown. War letter to Matt Brown, page one. Just never know what's in there. Oh, they're massive.  I'll be quick.     So you probably have a hard time reading with no lines like when your mother tried to give you birth to you.  Wow. I have to cut some of that. Maybe cut the last word, please. Maybe cut the suicide bit kind of.   You fat. I can't say whatever looking at balls. Yeah. Finally. God, he says the F word like the other words. The F a word. Anyway. That's the first war letter from Donut films. No, from that. That's just the guy who hates you, right? Is that from Donut films? No, no, this is from the front. Yeah, that guy who's had an ongoing issue with you.   Boom, roasted. Anyway, that's like huge. Those letters, but thank you for taking the time. Matt, we'll do a war letter two next week. Not even worth reading. Yeah, look, Matt, we'll read them. Just not right now. Making sure there's nothing in them. We'll do war letter two next week.  I know. One more letter. Let me just get this out of the way. I think this is from the same loser has no dad.  You're either cool or you're not. And he's not. There's definitely something in there to see that. That looks like hair, maybe. Yeah, it's definitely some sort of hair.  Dude, you've got the English skills of like a four year old. Not even worth my reading time. Hacking him on that.  Oh, it's pubes. Don't drop them. We've already dropped too many pubes. Yeah, I step on them every week. All right.  Go to the gym and lose some weight. You fat. Oh, dude, you can't say these words. Your mom gives the best BJs. Tell her I'll need another BJ. Oh, no, sorry. You said another word.  And here's a gift from Matt Brown. And he's put his pubes out. You also put a sign of Germany. Oh, okay. All right. Well, thank you very much. Anyway. Pubes and skin in these PO box is great work. All right. Our final segment will be the prank call. And this week, Michael is going to call Domino's with a very large order. And unfortunately I am an abusive partner and I've been drinking a lot. And I'm not happy about things. But first of all, do I cancel the order at the end? Yeah, yeah. Do not make the order because then the waste resources on us. I reckon maybe you come in. I'll come in immediately. You order heaps of pizzas.  And I go, I'm so sorry, my partner. Yeah. I'll just talk with Dan when it's been going for a little bit. The belt is over there. I reckon you should grab that when you're walking around. Just start hitting the ground. Yeah. No, that's good. All right.  I can't. Shit. Hello. Hello.  Could I please place an order?  I just want to order one for pickup, please.   Just one for pickup, please. What were you after? Yeah, what were you after?  Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me.  Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Do I get a deal for like three pizzas and a garlic bread? Yes, big pizza and garlic bread and a drink. Can I make it? Fuck, I'm a man, seriously. It's like a meal deal.  So it's actually saving money. Get me a cake! Yeah, yeah. What pizza would you like What pizza Can I get him meat lovers, please? Um, maybe a godfather Did you put the kids man? Yeah, Hawaiian pizza on the last one and uh, oh my god, can I get the godfather? Can I get the godfather as a thin and crispy the Hawaiian as a thick And could I get the the meat lovers as a medium base? Um, have you guys got coke Um, yeah, could I go with a coke if it's if actually pepsi Oh That really hurt sorry Come I'm sorry, I don't know if I can give my phone number to you Yeah, I'm fine. Yeah, everything's good. Um, I just I might just skip the pizzas No, no, I don't need that it's all good, but thank you. Sorry Someone worried about you. Oh, no, we're just playing a game of Humphrey be bare Yeah, sorry about that. What was the name to that one? Um, I might I have to I don't think I'm allowed to Really Okay I'm so so dark.  Say pepperoni pizza if you're not okay. And I couldn't I couldn't do that to her Yeah, she thought you were being you were crying too much. It's too.  I wanted to see where she go She would think she was going along with the order like it was normal So I was like if I react and they did hurt those pinches by the way, so I had them right to say now Oh, this is come loose Every time just hold on to it. Just hold on it So now like at least we know that dominoes you guys are there to save lives.   I can't handle it Um, hopefully they don't can't like trace this number and say to the police that I'm being domestically violence No, I don't think they can be bothered to do that.  That's the chick. She's come to check on us. Dude.  What is it boss? Did you hear that? What door would that be? You're freaking me out. What door would that be that just slammed? Is that the back door?  No, no, no, no. Don't worry. There's three of us. We're fine. That's not real Dude, what was that sound? That's not real.  It's not real It's gone. It came from that side. Boss is definitely like something's going on out there. All right So, okay, some spirits decided to No, I think he's a person out there. It was a back door side door Anyway, anyway, we're the best. Don't forget it. We'll let you know what happens Right now next podcast. Hmm. We're the best. We're the best. We're the best comment like subscribe because we're the best I love you mom and dad. If I don't we're the best. I love it. I love you Everyone. I love you everyone. And I love you the most. Bye. I think I love you Dark ending You


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Trump's plans to end the war revealed pressure on Ukraine and concessions of territory. US presidential candidate Donald Trump has repeatedly stated his intention to end Russia's war against Ukraine in 24 hours if he wins the election. It turned out that his plan was to put pressure on Kiev to make concessions to Moscow report the Washington Post. According to the Washington Post, people familiar with Trump's plan say that he said in a private conversation that he could end Russia's war against Ukraine by pressuring Kiev to give up certain territory. Thus, Trump's idea is to push Ukraine to hand over Crimea and Donbas to Russian control according to people who have discussed the issue with Trump and his advisors on condition of anonymity. According to the Washington Post, Trump said that he believes both Russia and Ukraine want to save face, want a way out and that people in some parts of Ukraine would agree to be part of Russia. Trump's campaign, as noted in the Washington Post, refused to answer the question directly. Any speculation about President Trump's plan is coming from unnamed and uninformed sources who have no idea what is going on or what will happen, said campaign spokesperson Caroline Levitt. The first reports of Trump's plan for Ukraine were circulated last November at a meeting in Washington between centre-right groups and a delegation from the European Council on Foreign Relations. According to people who were at the meeting, former Trump White House aide Michael Anton described the expected outlines of the plan as Ukraine seeding the territories of Crimea and Donbas, limiting NATO expansion and encouraging Putin to reduce his growing dependence on China. However, in a conversation with the Washington Post, he said that he had not spoken to Trump for 18 to 24 months and denied knowing anything about Trump's plan for Ukraine. In March 2023, Donald Trump promised his voters to end Russia's war against Ukraine in 24 hours if elected President of the United States in the November 5th election. At the same time, he noted that he would allow Russia to take part of Ukrainian territories to avoid war. In addition, Trump stated that if re-elected, he would seek negotiations between Ukraine and Russia. Units of the invading Russian army have increased their attacks in the direction of the city of Chesoviar, Donetsk region. The invaders who want to capture the city use armored combat vehicles and aviation. The goal is to completely destroy and occupy the city. In the frames distributed on telegram channels, it can be seen that a large part of the city has been destroyed. Russian soldiers approaching Chesoviar are said to have already occupied some houses. Ukrainian fighters are trying to prevent advancing vehicles and infantry with artillery. IT should be noted that the Russian army's attacks in Donetsk region have intensified in recent days. Attacks of the invading army in the direction of Tonenck village near Avdiyevka city and near Novo-Mikhailovka village were prevented. A large number of combat equipment and manpower of the invaders were destroyed.


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