Good morning everyone who we I'm glad to be here with you to talk about how to build Immersive experiences for the metaverse with WordPress. This is not a click-bite title. This is true And as she said, I'm Javier Salinas. I was born in the Canary Islands in Tenerife Spain I've been working as photographer videographer Web designer and graphic designer and for the last years in virtual reality applied to educational sector in 2008 As a web designer used to work with flash. I think many of you know what flash was It was a many amazing tool for designing websites, but it has a problem It was very difficult to update the sites You have to unpack all the site and make the changes and upload it again So then I discovered the WordPress and I have been working with WordPress since then So the metaverse I have a question. How many of you have played with virtual reality glasses? a few Only a few Well the metaverse I have a bad news the metaverse today is nothing But marketing sorry marketing campaign Well, I say that what you see here is the search volume for the keyword metaverse in 2021 Before 2021 nobody was talking about that then in 2021 social media company changed its name So the interest Crisis and then in 2022 The NFTs came to to life and then in 2023 the IA came to life So the interest of the metaverse is going down Maybe the last week is going up again But today the problem is that many companies has spent a lot of money creating worlds or metaverses their own metaverses But worlds for brands and for companies and not for people But I have also good news The metaverse is a fictitious virtual world or a collective and shared virtual space This definition was written by Neil Stevenson science fiction writer in his novel snow crash from 1992 So the metaverse today It doesn't exist, but it's a Long-term project. We are starting now to to write this path The futures of the metaverse metaverse is single Many people talks about several metaverses, but this is not right. The metaverse is only one. It's like the internet We know today The metaverse is universal. We can access from everywhere every time like the internet We know today, but the third one is the game changing. It's immersive if you have played With virtually glasses the sensation of immersive Inversive website Is unique? So we have to change our mind. We have to start to think 3d spatial websites spatial computing is a term we just recently heard and We have to change from 2d to 2 3d the space We have to break the two axes of our screens We have the x-axis and the y-axis and we have to think in a third one. It's the see the axis We have to change from shapes to form. It's a very different way of Thinking how to design and build websites So how can we make WordPress immersive? This is the the main question And as I have been working with virtual reality, I have the idea to mix some technologies some languages and to start to to to to design 3d Websites and many of you may know a frame is an open source library 3.js basic framework for building immersive web experiences. It has a couple of years But it's very interesting because with a very few lines of code we can do 3d websites, but it has a problem the same problem that flash had in Those days it's very difficult to update the site because it's pure code. You have to edit the code and Abelod it again. So It is very simple as you see here We have a library main library and script and then we Open attack a scene and inside this thing. We put our content. Okay. This is a basic thing You can see in 3d space, but this is Immersive this this is in okay, so I started to think that it has some Similities with WordPress for example in WordPress. We have the themes and plugins and In a frame we have the libraries. This adds our extra functionalities In WordPress, we have the post and the pages and in a frame. We have the scenes This is the publication type and in WordPress in Gutenberg We have the blocks and in a frame. We have entities that is our content. Okay, so We can combine the power of a frame with the flexibility of the word for CMS to design and build immersive websites So let's make an experiment. This is only idea is a moonshot is Hope and inspiration for the future, but it's also opportunity for designers and for developers and for WordPress To build this future So the first thing we have to do is to add this functionality this a frame functionalities We have to insert the less the summation of our e-frame library in the header of our site How can we do that with a simple function? Here you have for the first line of a plugin. I'm writing from weeks ago And my first attempt was a theme, but I think that plugin is a better approach for that So we load the library in our header with this simple function The second thing we have to do is to create a custom post type. I have to I have tried to To do this this we have to to name the the custom post type scene You have to be compatible with Gutenberg We have to add the this tag at the beginning of the our content again We use a function to do that simple function to add our tag In the content, so we have the opening tag then the content and the closing tag pretty simple And the third the third thing we have to do is to add the content elements We can use our custom plugins. I have tried and I failed because it's very tricky You may know to have custom plugins, but there are a lot of plugins in the in the plugins repository to do that We have to create our own elements our own entities For inserting as content. Okay We have all these entities in a frame. We have of course shapes like boxes cycles spheres Cylinders we also have 3d models We have cameras. We have flights and all these elements We can use them to build our scenes How can we search our content in our scene? For example here? We have a E-box an entity called box you have all these attributes for this element Okay, and this will be the code to to insert it We have a custom block. I'm adding here in this example only free attributes position rotation and color Position and rotation are coordinates. Okay to our x-axis y-axis and sit axis And the color is a simple color picker The resulting code is like many short codes in WordPress So we have our first entity our first content type After creating custom blocks, we can add more we can have cylinders as we saw before We can add the spheres. We can add planes. So we have this basic a certain again, but with our new system We can also add accurate tangular images for making skies We can do we can add a video Video sources and we can have the lights to lighting our scene every Each of these elements have its own properties. Okay lights for examples as a rotation at the color the intensity We can upload a 3d models. I have said But we have to use a filter because WordPress doesn't allow to Upload 3d models to the media gallery, but again with a simple function We can tell WordPress to allow us to upload these models To the models we can add shadows reflections and rotations with simple coordinates simple tags we can Edit our our models and customize it And of course we can add motion controls. You may know that virtual reality headsets as a motion control for for hand tracking and of course for interact with the environment because it is not a Dead environment. We have it to be interactively, okay And I will go to my editor will look like this We have the left the list of elements and at the right We have our custom elements with its own properties It's pretty simple to edit it safe again, and we have our site updated We have sold the problem that we had before with a frame We are using the WordPress database to store all this information to update it and then to paint on the front page But combining all those elements is possible to will match more complex scene You may know that in adding 3d models or editing lightnings cameras. We can Will this these words? In 2021 from work with Spain WordPress Spain we did that work come Late night show it was a life-streaming program and I could Work there making a 3d Scenario And I had the idea to Replicate this with this that that scenario with this This method and what you see here This is a workplace page This is made everything with that method as you see we have floor We have lights we have 3d models the sofa. We have a video source and this is in is interactive The media gallery will look like this We have all these 3d elements uploaded we can edit them we can swap them we can change upload the new new and The Gutenberg editor will look like this We have the list of elements and at the right. We have all our elements that we can combine as we like I should Have the opportunity to have a to do a live demo. It has not been possible but it works also for bookomers and Last month I did a test for a 3d e-commerce shop where you have the 3d products You can touch them. You can add them to the Card you know of course buy them and with the glasses is really impressive because of the immersion and I think Maybe in 10 years It's very difficult to say but 3d webs and will be more common than today So we have to keep an eye on this and I hope you You can try and Be success. Thank you very much. If you have any questions That was really only caught me off guard Thank you. Thank you. All right We have any questions to start off right here William got a mic Where's the microphone the mic is coming? I just want to say good presentation. My question is related to What are your views on how the metaverse is actually going to affect the changes of web development for work camp? conferences and WordPress itself Because I'm in a similar field like you are creating Metaverse sites for work camp conferences itself and I find that there isn't I Think like a seriousness to it or it really taken off now Because of that. It's very difficult to say in their positive. There are some plugins for 3d There are first attempts to do things with WordPress. I do not really what it's going to be in In some years, but I think it's a good opportunity because WordPress is spread all over the world over the internet and I think the metaverse really is an evolution of the internet how we know today so We have to be there we have to We have to Read we have to test things we have to talk to each other We have to see what other people is making for example if you know Mozilla hub They have a couple of impressive 3d web demos You have to look that is amazing what these people is doing and of course we have today a problem It's a bandwidth. It's very short Stretch but maybe in the future this will be not a problem. So it's really difficult, but we have to be there I'm sure it's going to be serious Not for all things, but I'm sure that for working for studying Have a lot of potential Thank you. I connected with you on Twitter. I sent your message on Twitter. Oh, yeah Thank you Next question. Hello. Hello. Thank you very much Will you be able to manipulate with three gs functions everything of this or is it a different You didn't load the three gs. You have to load it. It's it's codependent. Is there a dependency? I know there are some plugins for the team three models, but yeah, the model you have to upload it as it is maybe we can do a Trick for changing textures for example or changing shadings I have to try that but Now you have to upload the model as it is but you can upload the model as it is and then with the lightning for example Everything changes. So you can move it. You can scale it You can do a lot of things, but yeah the models you have to upload So three gs doesn't have to be loaded. Is it on the same library? But because you showed only one JavaScript Is everything inside? Yeah, you upload a you upload the 3d models as images No, no, I mean The library showed for the A. Oh, yeah, the library is only one line. That's that. Yes. Yes. No, just that. Wow That's good. Yeah was like This is gonna be work. This is not going to be work to work, but yes, it works It's only one line if you get into the a-frame code. It's a Huge library But from WordPress only with this line on the header you have all the functionalities of a-frame and it's curious because Even you have one thing or another. It paints the 3d web In front of what you have in WordPress. It's very curious Yes, this is impressive and only with the attacks. Yeah, because 3ds is actually really huge There's so much to do with it I have a lot of free information. Yeah, there's a lot of to do. Yes. Thank you. Thank you Any other questions? Anybody is gonna ask for the air pollution Hi, thanks for awesome talk. I have a question very interested in your point of view from from your experience Maybe you know some current tools that connect AI With metaverse development 3d development and If there are any like current opportunities to connect it and what future do you see from that perspective from that angle? Thank you for your question The IA is an amazing tool for making 3d systems is amazing that It knows what a frame is you tell chat gpt Write me as an A-frame machine and it does It's really amazing. You can use IA for example for Writing this plugin writing a scene for example, but you have to know what to tell it to do For example the university We recommend to use chat gpt only for things, you know for To if you don't know the answer it can give you run information But if you do the answer you can use it to have more ideas To develop more content, but you have to guide it What do you want and I feel it has a lot a lot of potential It's another thing that is is here for staying It's only one year, but it's amazing what we can do with IA so maybe in 10 years What could be it's it's awesome So we have to be there too and to combine it is how I think it's a time to start to Make to make experiments and to mix things because you can do very interesting things Thank you. Thank you very much Questions.  Have you had there was one slide that was like it was just beautiful. Did you design that the experiment? Yes, the one of the experiment. No, this is Okay, I'm meeting your name age. Oh, no, no way with a a Part of this code is made with a it's a guide. It's a help For the maches for example Don't have copyrights. So absolutely beautiful. There were a lot of try before Yeah, no, no, absolutely. I was just curious Thank you Yes, hello Hello from a fellow Neighbor, I'm glad that we have people doing this kind of stuff there a question about the Design of what you're presenting it took us about the decade to create a responsive web design for the 2d websites But what you're showing like it looks great on a great big screen But how do we accommodate? You know Smartphones tablets anything else that they are existing and we have to know about them If we are about to make it, you know, more popular So how do you think about designing this 3d environments that will be you know responsible? Responsive but also, you know fun to play with Okay, thank you Well, obviously Immersive design is not responsive, but if you use a mobile phone or a tablet for For our 3d website you can use your gyroscope So you turn and you see how the environment is changing. Okay.  It works on mobile phones. It was very good But the main objective here is to be immersive so This is really for virtual reality glasses. We are designing 360 environments that are the The platform is virtual reality headsets now not too many people have the reality glasses at home, but maybe in two years It will be very common. No, so and we have the last week new In presentation of another fear headset and is Pupilating now the the idea of having this device at home. So This is really a platform, but it works on mobile phone But not responsive up to the as to the webs are, you know Any other questions? Well, I think that wraps it up then. Oh Wait, I need to let you guys know that we have our first question for the card game. Is anybody playing the card game? well the first question is here and that's When and where was the first word camp? Are they supposed to answer me? That's the next question though, so if you're playing the game, that's the next question and otherwise Lunch is soon, but we got one more sash and everybody give a big round of applause for Javier You


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In the last 10 years issues around climate change and political transformation have become ever more relevant and one of the leading voices in bringing that debate to wider audience is my guest today, Andreas Malmö, Swedish writer and academic and most recently author of How to Blow Up a Pipeline. Purely provocative, may I add. Andreas, thanks for joining us on Downstream. Thank you so much Aaron, it's a pleasure to be here. We are talking in the run up to COP26, in the week of COP26 and one of the people who has shifted the debate around climate change in the last several years has been Greta Thunberg. She's Swedish, you're Swedish, any coincidence? Well, to be honest, I do think it is, this is just an accident, it's a coincidence. I mean, she or I could have come from another Scandinavian country just as well. Do you think? Well, I have a hard time seeing myself embodying anything particularly Swedish, that would very much go against my self-image at least. I'm such an anti-nationalist and self-hating Swede. But from the sort of ruins of 20th century social democracy, the possibility of a sort of radical discourse on climate, I'm not saying that's not the mainstream, but the possibility of one. Do you think there's something in that perhaps? No. I mean, I personally come from far left that has always been very much in opposition to reformist social democracy in Sweden. And I don't think that Greta Thunberg has any kind of lineage, that there's a genealogy from Swedish social democracy to her and what she represents. I mean, my understanding of her political biography is that she does not come out of any, I mean, she doesn't have, she didn't have any organic links to a particular social movement or anything when she started her. I mean, she invented her movement out of nothing. And it didn't really take off in Sweden. I mean, she became famous in Sweden because she had become famous in other countries. And her movement is infinitely larger in Germany than in Sweden.  So she could just as well have come from Germany, I think, or some other country.  That's not how I see the country I live in. And I think the sort of fantasy about Sweden that is cultivated, not the least by the comrades in Jacobin is pretty much of a fantasy. Sometimes fantasies can move people to action. I know. Yeah, for sure. And just that it doesn't really square with the historical record that I that's I see it. Yeah.  It's not a manual for sabotage, or at least I didn't read it as such. But what it does is to pose a very simple question to the climate movement, which is to say, we all know and constantly articulate the scale of the crisis and what this means. And it is existential in the long term. And even in the medium term, it's awful this century. And yet politically, the responses is limited. And that isn't just with reference to governments failing to enact various policies, but actually from radical activists themselves, not adopting the kind of tactics and protest repertoire as we would associate with various movements in the 20th century, which for, you know, by any objective understanding was fighting for something which was far less dangerous. So what's your explanation for that? We all recognize the scale of the challenge, what needs to change. And yet actually, the tactics are very timid. I don't know that I have a good explanation for it. I think it's a puzzle. It's a paradox. It's something that's difficult to explain. And the general deficit of popular action on the climate front is somehow in correspondence with the general deficit of governmental action. Obviously, governments have a particular duty to do things, and they are not living up to this duty, but you would also expect there to be more in the way of social unrest around these things, not releasing the global south. I should stress, given how frightened people are, how terrified, how upset, and how much anxiety people tend to have, again, particularly in the global south. But there is very little in the way of confrontation against the drivers, confrontation against the drivers of the catastrophe as such. So I mean, just one case. This summer was a season in global hell with one climate disaster after another. And there was, to my knowledge, only one such event that sparked a popular revolt. And this was the water crisis in southern Iran that triggered the so-called water protests in July. And these protests targeted the Islamic Republic and its repressive apparatus and articulated a lot of anger about the regime being unable to fulfill basic needs of the people in Kazakhstan and southwestern Iran. But none of these protests targeted the source of the problem that actually exists in Kazakhstan in the form of an enormous oil and gas industry that is not benefiting people there, but contributing to the destruction of their livelihoods and, of course, contributing massively to global heating itself. So that's just one, in a sense, paradoxical absence of popular anger that is difficult to explain fully. And I don't think I have a complete explanation. I mean, I can offer a few comments on it, but... Well, which brings me to my next point, which is extinction rebellion in the global north has been probably the most important movement of the last several years. I think that's kind of inarguable.  I think they succeeded in doing that. And they did so adopting a position of what you refer to as strategic pacifism. And you think that's quite limited. And that also relates to my previous question about why aren't people being more antagonistic in their response. So this thing about strategic pacifism, why have extinction rebellion adopted it? And why is that the limit of political antagonism for activists in the global north? Yeah, so strategic pacifism, the doctor says that we should never, we must never move beyond absolutely peaceful civil disobedience. That's as far as we can ever go. And as soon as we were to go any further and adopt anything that would be even remotely linked to violence, we'd immediately lose all popular support, alienate the masses and disappear into the margins. Now, this view, I think is fairly unique for the climate movement in the global north. At least if you compare it with certain other major social movements in the global north in recent years, such as Black Lives Matter and the Yellow Vests, which have adopted a rather different attitude to physical confrontation with the guardians of the ruling order, police forces and property destruction. So the line taken by extinction rebellion and by much of the US based white climate movement, I'm not here referring to indigenous movements, but figures like Bill McKibben. This line, I would say, needs to be explained with reference to the sort of demographic base of the climate movement in the global north. Unlike BLM or the Yellow Vests, this has been a movement that has come out of educated white middle class circles. And it hasn't expressed that class rage or obviously in the sense of, in the case of BLM, it's a lot of the race aspect is more predominant in class. But that sort of social anger that these two movements have articulated, you haven't seen in the climate movement because it hasn't emerged, it hasn't developed in this country and in the US from those strata of the population. It has evolved out of fairly privileged strata that have cultivated a notion of their environmental politics as uncontaminated by confrontational attitudes as a morally pure, righteous project that shouldn't be polluted with any kind of violent acts. And there's a binary here, isn't there? So there's moral pacifism, which is a moral commitment to pacifism because it's the right thing to do. But then with, particularly with Extinction Rebellion, and they assert this through a quasi-scientific lens of strategic pacifism, moral pacifism, you refuse to engage in anything but totally peaceful means for moral reasons. I think nobody actually believes that. Of course, it's always contingent on what you're trying to achieve and what conditions you're subjected to. But then the strategic pacifism argument is quite interesting and it seems quite new in its certainty. So you have people involved around Extinction Rebellion saying, well, actually, if you look at abolition of slavery and the civil rights movement and anti-apartheid, we know what they did, we know how they did it, we need to copy them. And what you claim is that actually that's a complete misreading of history and how these movements evolved and took on power. Can you explain that, that mistake they've made? Well, a comrade in some conversation called as peace-washing and I really think that's what's going on here, the sort of erasure of all the messy, turbulent and often quite violent aspects of these histories. I mean, as if the abolition of slavery happened through some kind of nice, gentle, NGO kind of politics when, first of all, it started with the Haitian revolution, that's when where slavery was first abolished, that wasn't exactly a bloodlust affair. It culminated with the US civil war, which still claimed more lives in the US than all other military conflicts the US has been involved in. So obviously, this is not to say that we need the equivalent of the US civil war to solve the climate issue. It's just to show that this kind of history writing has a very little relation to easily available evidence about what happened in these various episodes. But I don't think we need to go very far back in history to see that there's something wrong about this story. We could look at what happened in the US last year with the uprising after the murder of George Floyd, which was the single largest uprising in American history if you count by the number of people who took to the streets. And this uprising really took off three days after the murder when the people in Minneapolis stormed the police station in the third precinct and burnt it down. And not only did this action have a support from a majority of the Americans, according to polls afterwards, it served as a catalyst for people because it broke the paralysis around the problem of systematic police violence and made people realize that this kind of police violence isn't our natural fate. It's not predetermined. It's not a law of nature. It's not something that we have to resign ourselves to. It's something that we can go in and interrupt physically putting an end to it. And property destruction was present at the edges of the BLM uprising all through at the various hotspots from Minneapolis to Seattle and Portland to Kenosha and all of these other places. And I don't think you can discount that element and say that it wasn't there or say that the BLM movement would have achieved more if it had stayed perfectly peaceful. That would be a counterfactual scenario, I think very hard to to substantiate. Instead, what you saw was the opposite of the prediction from the strategic pacifists, namely that this radical action in Minneapolis brought people into the streets and made them ran into the cause as never before because the illusion of the untouchability, unviability, supremacy of the police order was shattered. And that's precisely what we need in the climate movement. We need a similar shattering of the paralysis around fossil fuel infrastructure. The the perception that this infrastructure is just something that expands and is in our lives and we can't do anything about it. And governments are not going to do anything about it. It's some kind of a quasi natural law that it just continues to expand and balloon and we can we can do anything about it. And this this is the kind of despair that feeds in action and passivity on the climate front. And that the task of the climate movement is to break this. So where does this come from? This impulse, this desire, because it does seem to be born out of desire. It's not born out of empiricism. No. To look at anti apartheid movement, I mean people like Nelson Mandela quite openly saying in the 1960s, we need to move away from totally peaceful forms of struggle, openly saying we need sabotage. So just a gross rewriting of history by global north tend to be white middle class people. Again, you look at even in Britain, Pultax, the student movement in the early 2010s, you know, it was catalyzed, like you say, by actually something which should have destroyed its inception according to these people. So where does it come from? I think this idea of perfectly peaceful civil disobedience as the only route to success would have been completely impossible in the 1970s or in the 1980s, even, when the tradition of revolutionary politics was still alive. It's not alive in that sense today as it was three decades ago, up until three decades ago, I would say. And that's, I mean, in this political void or vacuum that we live in, that's where a totally ahistorical idea such as this one can get a hearing, I think. So when somebody says to you, violence is never the answer, and they talk about Martin Luther King, Gandhi, et cetera. I mean, how do you as an activist or as a as a theoretician respond to that? Because obviously it's very difficult to say, no, violence is the answer because often it isn't. No, but violence is never the answer as in the solution to something. I mean, violence isn't an energy source, for instance, by which you can replace fossil fuels. Violence isn't a form of public transportation. But violence, certain types of violence, if you define property destruction as a type of violence, can be necessary to break down the inertia and the resistance of a deeply entrenched order and all the power interests that come together, come with it. And the scale of the transformation of our society that we need. I mean, changes of this proportion, I think, have never in history been accomplished without confrontation. I mean, the interests at stake in maintaining business as usual are so powerful that it's extremely difficult to see us overcoming those interests without taking them all. I mean, just let me give you one example, the company of Total, the single largest private corporation in France, headquartered in France, which is one of the major entities for climate crimes right now. Soon to begin constructing the East Africa crude oil pipeline, which will be the world's longest heated oil pipeline, carrying 216,000 of crude oil every day from Lake Ogber to the coast of Tanzania. And I could go further into the details of the insanity of this problem. They just signed a major deal with Iraq to build even more installations for oil and gas in that country. They want to go into the Arctic to get more fossil gas. This corporation has to cease to exist as an oil and gas corporation. We can't have capital accumulating through constantly increasing output of oil and gas and coal. That just has to come to an end. Now, okay, the single largest capitalist company in France has to be taken offline. Who would imagine that we could do this without some very serious confrontation with the power that is crystallized in that company? I mean, it's not like Total is going to go out of business voluntarily. And a state would need to go in and take over that company, nationalize it and turn it into something different. But Macron is not prepared to do it, obviously. I very much doubt that Le Pen or Zemur, if God forbid, any of these people were to win the presidential election next year were to do it. Now, what needs to be done is for France, for popular progressive forces in France to build a movement targeting Total. And here again, we come to that paradox. Why don't we see this in France, which is a country that's not foreign to militant social struggle, right? Yeah, fortunately, there is a campaign that will start just after COP26, where the climate justice movement all over the world is calling for actions with a diverse array of tactics targeting Total. This campaign is called Collapse Total. And it's to me exactly the kind of climate campaign that we need right now. And so what kind of tactics would be appropriate there? Yeah, obviously there's boycourts and so on. But how far do you think that goes in terms of legitimacy? Now, I don't know exactly what's being planned by activists around the world. In the abstract, I don't mean in regards to Total. I would personally be all in favor of and if I had the logistical opportunities to do it, I would gladly participate in it in trying to destroy the property that Total has established in Uganda and Tanzania for building this pipeline. I would see that as a form of death prevention, because this pipeline will cause the death of thousands of people every year. I actually did a very simple calculation of this based on a paper that came out in Nature Communications recently that calculated how many people will die strictly from the rise in temperature. So from heat, from extra heat, by one million metric ton of CO2 emitted in 2020. And if you use the same modeling assumptions, you find that this pipeline will kill nearly 8,000 people every year. And that's only the deaths caused by heat. So not the floods, not the hurricanes, not the drought, food supply shocks, which means that we're talking probably about tens of thousands of people that will be killed by the CO2 that comes from this pipeline. So if you had a campaign in East Africa, and there are climate movements in East Africa participating in the collapse of Total campaign, and if you had them, I don't know what they're planning, but if they were to start breaking apart segments of the pipeline, carrying them off or rupturing the pipeline that's already installed or destroying the construction equipment, and this campaign were to escalate to the point where the pipeline would have to be called off, then that would, to me, count as preventing mass death. And I don't see how you could morally oppose that. And likewise, if you had a campaign in France targeting Total property, or because it's all over Europe, it could and shouldn't happen all over Europe, with the same result, just speculating that the pressure on Total would raise to the point where Total said, okay, we're going to cancel this pipeline. That would mean that tens of thousands, perhaps of lives, would be saved every year by that pipeline not being built. So I don't see how you could morally, you would have to evoke some kind of a sanctity and sacredness of private property as standing above all other concerns to justify absolute respect for a project like this. And I don't see how you could, I mean, there needs quite a lot of philosophical work to establish that sanctity. So that seems quite common sense to me. The idea that you would destroy property or sabotage property to save lives, I think most people adopting a sort of basic utilitarian ethics would say, yeah, that seems quite fair. So why are so many people resistant to precisely that then? Because that's presented with the facts. Our entire capitalist culture and bourgeois civilization are built around the idea that private property is sacred. I mean, in the US in particular, it's the most sacred thing there is. I mean, if you've ever been to the US, you've come close to someone's garden or wherever you immediately have one, someone shouting private property, get off my property and this kind of thing. I mean, the idea that property is inviolable and that it can't be tinkered with is fundamental to how our society's operating. But I think if you spoke to most people in the UK, I don't know about the US or anywhere else, but in the UK, if you said, look, if we damage X, then it will save X number of people. That person would say, yeah, fine.  And it will save X number of people? No. So when it comes to the speculative in the general, I think people don't seem to have a problem with it, at least in the UK. We want to get to the particular, no. And so I wonder where that comes from. And you think that's just because of the political moment we're in, the end of the possibility of revolutionary politics? Or is it something else? Is it because we're all to an extent, you know, we all collaborate with fossil fuel capitalism in a way that we don't all collaborate with, you know, apartheid. I mean, it's close to actually in many ways to sort of let's say slavery and the Caribbean economy in the early 1900s. So the fact we're all a little bit, you know, yeah, but now McLean has actually pointed out that even though the English economy was very much, you know, entangled with Caribbean slavery, that didn't prevent parts of the working class movement here from sympathizing with emancipation and encouraging and supporting it. So people being integrated into a structure over which they don't have any actual influence and power is not in itself necessarily an impediment to them mobilizing against it. But it's I think it's more a question here of so in the case of Total, I mean, I don't think you are collaborating with Total. I don't feel like I'm collaborating with Total. I don't even think that most people in France, ordinary working class people in France certainly not, you know, racialized communities from from the parts of Sub-Saharan Africa that Total is destroying in collaboration with other companies, of course, that they feel that they are, you know, colluding with Total. So I think it's much more to do with the difficulty people have in envisaging making a difference to how society works. The general sense of powerlessness that people have that the fate of the planet looks very dark and it's not something that I feel that I can influence. I can't, you know, many people even have the feeling that I can't even influence what's going on in my country. It's beyond me. I mean, the dominant classes are just having their say whatever I do. That's, I think, a major obstacle to people supporting in or engaging in confrontational actions of this kind. So you've obviously got an array of sort of political views amongst politicians on climate change. You've got climate deniers. There are a few of those, I think, in the last couple of decades. They increasingly sort of veered towards, well, it does exist, but we can't do anything about it. And then you've got progressives who say climate change exists. We need to act, but then they either offer something which is really underwhelming or actually they just sort of ignore it. And a good example here in the UK is Sadiq Khan, Labour Mayor of London, tries to brandish his green credentials as he wants a green city, but then he okays a multi-billion-pound piece of infrastructure at the Silver Town Tunnel. Equally, you've got Marvin Rees, another Labour Mayor who talks about a zero carbon airport in Bristol. Obviously, this is a ridiculous idea. It means the airport would be zero carbon, not the planes, which is kind of a problem. How dangerous is that as a political view? Because ultimately, people think these people are offering solutions when actually they're generally not. Are they as dangerous as climate deniers in their own way? Yeah. I mean, for climate breakdown, they're obviously just as dangerous because they are as effective in encouraging fossil fuel production and consumption as the denialists are. Another very spectacular case here, of course, is Joe Biden, who by the end of this year will have reached a pace of handing out licenses for drilling for oil on public land, exceeding the pace under Donald Trump. So he's been more generous during his first year in office in handing out those licenses to oil and gas companies to drill than what Trump managed to be. You have to go back to the days of George W. Bush to find anything similar. Despite him having said that climate policy will be all over, will be everywhere in his presidency. And the same happens everywhere. It happens in my own country, Sweden, where the Greens are in government and they have also just approved a massive highway project around Stockholm that was opposed even by the Swedish equivalent of the Environmental Protection Agency. So there is something compulsive and something deeply, irrationally uncontrollable about how governments of all hues, of all persuasions keep on fanning the flames or pouring the fuel on the fire or whatever metaphor you want to use. And what I mean is that virtually every advanced capitalist states, well I actually do think it's everyone. I don't know of any single really important exception. All of them are continuing to enable the expansion of fossil fuel infrastructure, even if they're paying lip service to climate mitigation. And of course that's extremely dangerous. I do, however, not really agree with the idea that climate denialism is disappearing. I think if you look at European politics, it's grown far stronger in recent years than what it was 10 or 15 years ago. Germany being perhaps the most important case because that's the powerhouse of the European economy and really if there's going to be a transition away from fossil fuels it will really have to focus on Germany because that's where the auto industry is and that's where the largest coal mines are. And in Germany you didn't have organized climate denial until the AFD showed up and became a vociferous proponent of the craziest form of climate denial and still is. Fortunately they lost a little bit of support in the recent election but they also reinforced their position as the single largest party in the coal districts in Eastern Germany. In my own country in Sweden we have a similar far-right party, although it comes out of the neo-nause movement in which the AFD doesn't, and they are also completely committed to climate denial and they will probably be part of the next government coalition in Sweden. So then we would for the first time in Sweden have organized climate denial wielding direct influence over the policy in our country. So I don't really see this as a disappearing force. I rather see this as communicating vessels. The nominally climate committed delaying of any meaningful action and the explicitly denialist rejection of meaningful action. These are feeding off each other I would say and they represent two strategies for not dealing with a problem. Yeah that's a perfect way of putting it. It's a continuum and that's effectively what I was trying to sort of insinuate I suppose. What you're seeing is less, Boris Johnson is a good example, 10 years ago he was saying things like climate change, the jury's out and now he's not saying that. Now whether or not the sort of programme for change is adequate it probably isn't, whether even that programme be achieved definitely won't I don't think but he's clearly shifted and you see this in the politics of Poland, certain far-right countries, certain far-right parties or parties with far-right formations, the Resemblement Nationale I think they acknowledge it exists but either they say it's not as bad as people are making out or oh well we're a small country so actually it doesn't matter what we do and then this kind of veers into I think often a racist or Malthusian critics the Global South which is we're only 1% of the global emissions output here in the UK, China's 30% so why should we decarbonise if they're not decarbonising? Do you think there is a shift? I mean that's what I said at the beginning so outright climate denial is becoming something a bit more complicated and often something which is more focused on failures of the Global South and actually we can carry on. There is a swing here in the pendulum towards what we call capitalist climate governance in a book that I wrote together with the Zetkin Collective, a white-skinned black fuel on the danger of fossil fascism so with the victory of Joe Biden in the US presidential election and the disappearance of Donald Trump from the scene we have a general swing in that direction Biden being one representative of it Boris Johnson another I think it's more complicated with the cases of Poland and let's leave it there however I don't think that we can rule out that you'll get another swing because you cannot be entirely certain that three years from now you won't have either a comeback of Donald Trump himself or another crazy republican who and whoever that might be will be as far as I can predict totally beholden to explicit climate denialism because that is the official ideology of the republican part in the US and it's easy to get lulled into a full sense of security that with Donald Trump these ideas have gone but if you look at what the reading American public is consuming it's literature that explicitly denies climate change so the most best-selling non-fiction book in the US this year is a book called American Marxism by Mark Levin that just hammers on the standard tropes of climate denial it sold something like 700,000 coppancy in three weeks and was the top amazon and new york times best-seller throughout the summer while the US was burning and you know sweltering and drying out and being battered by hurricanes these were still the ideas most easily sold to at least people who read books in the in the US and I think that you cannot rule out that this sort of Trump phenomenon will return and if you go back to the time around the the Paris agreement COP 21 there was almost a consensus that now climate denial is going out of business it's not viable any longer it has to disappear there is a kind of rationalist assumption here that people will have to be rational and stop denying a climate change but this kind of denial refuses to disappear and it just keeps on reinventing itself by rehashing the the ideas that have been in circulating in circulation since the 1980s and 1990s but it's also correct as you're saying that it sort of mutates to saying well okay climate might be changing but it's not something that we can influence it's perhaps not even anthropogenic or we can't do anything about it because we're so such a small country this this can be applied of course to every country China can apply to itself too because it's small in historical terms and things like that so yes a climate denial is an incredibly multifaceted phenomenon that that is shifting and taking on various guises but it's also a tremendously powerful force yeah I think for me the idea that a progressive labour politician who sort of tries to sort of really like I said brandish their green credentials somebody like a Marvin Rees talks about a zero carbon airport even the idea to me that is that is climate denial absolutely yes I don't see any difference between him saying that I mean it sounds like something that would come out of the mouth like say of Donald Trump or somebody seeking republican nomination it's like saying a circle you know has edges or a triangle has full sides it's it's the flight as it exists cannot be zero carbon anyway it's a kind of post-truth politics as it was called exactly years back which in turn in its turn sort of feeds explicit climate denial exactly if you can if you can deny this basic thing why not only this other basic thing even more basic thing as well and so on yeah so in Chile Britain an outgrowth of extinction rebellion slightly different in so much as extinction rebellion we're doing quite mediatized actions in central London trying to get press attention trying to get saliency for the issue to go up insulate Britain is directly shutting down roads and often sort of off the beaten track it might be a motorway it might be you know inside a city or whatever and impacting people's daily lives in a far more comprehensible way than extinction rebellion which was you know zone one central London now you're saying parents screaming at activists I need to take my child to school and what not what are your thoughts on on on what they're doing and how they're doing it and is it effective yeah I have a lot of contradictory thoughts and I'm very torn on this topic to be honest first I've noticed that there have been almost outbreaks of violence against these activists and a lot of furious aggression from motorists in recent days and then I think it's important to stand in solidarity with the activists who get whatever they get beaten up or sprayed with ink or abuse having abuse shouted at them or whatever dragged away physically that sort of motorist impulse to aggression and frustrated violence is almost if I dare say so proto fascist it's it's a thing that we write on at some length in in white skin black fuel so I sort of you know you can recognize this you know the angry white motorist just can't count as a limit to his machine there's something quite disconcerting about that so that's on one I on the also on the same note I understand these activists and their desire to disrupt mass automobility this being a major source of co2 emissions and with a country like this that seem to be you know wrapped in motorways I I also understand the temptation to target these things but I mean I have felt uncomfortable with watching these scenes from afar so I haven't been on the ground here in the UK while this has been happening really and I haven't been at any of the sides but seeing those film clips of people who are not only expressing surplus aggression but who are also actually saying things like why why do you target me someone said this at an action that was reported in the Guardian am I stopping you from insulating Britain go after the millionaire oligarchs instead I need to get to my job I mean I understand that and I understand people who are commuting to their workplace and trying to put food on the table or their for their for their children and then they are not only stopped but also implicitly almost blamed for the lack of of insulation as you know as the reaction that okay I'm at the bottom of society I'm I'm I belong to working people who have to struggle to to get food and cover my bills and everything and you're stopping me from doing this and by that you seem to be saying that I who am at the bottom am in charge of the society I can I see that people get offended by them and I find it very strange that insulate Britain hasn't come up with a tactic that is more fundamentally in line with the demand because the demand is obviously a correct one to insulate Britain and to improve people's housing situations which I take to be part of this is part of the demand that I mean that's that's you can or you can even see that as a class demand it's something that would benefit working class people okay but if you want to push that demand then you need to devise a tactic that that articulates that demand that has some kind of link to the demand but just randomly targeting commuters doesn't seem to be linked to the question of insulation and to the class politics that that demand could potentially express if you see what I mean yeah then I I mean when it comes to climate activism of this kind and I do I do think that insulate Britain represents this new phase of the climate struggle we're in where the climate movement is searching for effective escalation and more disruptive tactics and this is the right thing to search for I'm just not sure that insulate Britain has hit on the the proper kind of escalation because to me it would make much more sense if you want to escalate the climate struggle to go after fossil capital and what I mean by that is to to begin with target the companies that invest in fossil fuels that should be the main target and the climate movement in Germany has in my view been infinitely more intelligent and successful about these things than either XR and its general targeting of zone one London or insulate Britain by by going into the actual lignite mines or shutting down fossil gas infrastructure you're striking at the core at the heart of the problem the source of it if on the other hand you want to mess with the consumption of fossil fuels then the consumption you should target to begin with is that of the rich I mean the richest one percent of humanity has by its consumption emitted twice as much co2 as the poorest half of humanity since the 1990s and the ultra rich have a presence in Britain too I'm sure that there exist extremely rich people in Britain who have their multiple SUVs their super yachts their private jets their energy guzzling mansions why don't you go and spoil their days instead of the days of working people if you want to protest fossil fuel consumption that is of the most egregious and indefensible kind go after the luxury emissions of the rich I'm sure you would get a lot of media attention attention if you did that and somehow physically disrupted the consumption of fossil fuels that the ultra rich are doing that represents a form of violence in my view against the people around the world that suffer the consequences yeah so I think it's again I mean I have participated in dozens and dozens of road blockades myself but I'm trying to wrap my brain here but I can't really recall this sort of random targeting of of car traffic I mean normally when we would blockade a road it would be because there would be a particular demand to shut that road down or that road would have a link to a particular project or company or something like that and also when you do a road blockade you have to have a system in place for ensuring medical emergencies or people traveling to hospitals or anything of that kind to get through the blockade but I think you need to be more creative and perhaps do some research and find better targets than what these activists are doing and I'm saying that we'll all do respect for their for their persistency and and stubbornness but to me when XR people went to banks and smashed the windows of banks pouring trillions of pounds into fossil fuels that was a much more sensible action to me in the sense that it targeted the source of the problem and it didn't mess with with working class people's lives this is too to me it's too reminiscent of the infamous tube action that XR did in late 2019 just randomly targeting commuters I mean commuters work class people who try to get to their jobs are they it's not these people that have built our economy and it's not these people who have the power to decide what to invest in or not so what you're referring to is two people two men on top of a early hours underground train it wasn't underground at that point I think it was its first station in East London actually and they were above it and they were stopping it I found that particularly strange just because a it's a low carbon form of transport b it's public transport but like you say and I think there's a strange thing going on here because if you criticise those actions people say well we need to do something we need to escalate and you're saying well yeah of course we do I would agree with that as well but the point is you can't just target anything no or anyone and if it was that simple if you just targeted anyone and you could get political change then political change would be really easy but the point is the tactics and the target really matter so that needs to be divorced from the escalation aspect China one of my one of my last questions we've talked about an absence of global leadership on climate change from the US parts of the EU like the UK France etc China's often sort of posed as the climate change bogeyman obviously massive consumption of coal it's going to build new coal power stations but it's a bit more of a complicated picture when you look at high speed rail reforestation all that has its own problems what it's doing with renewable energy in the last 10 years why is there an impulse from the west particularly the Anglo-American countries to attack China on climate change when actually on some measures it's doing far more than they are you know Canada or Australia haven't got a single kilometer of high speed rail between them and these are large countries do you think this is going to be something we see more of yeah I mean it's been it's it's become an incredibly convenient excuse for passivity just pointing the fingers and China and saying we're well doesn't matter what we do we're dropping the ocean it's all about China that's something that far apart in Sweden is banging on about when it doesn't deny the climate explicitly the the the rational or the the irreducible sort of foundation for that claim is of course that China is now de facto the country in the world that emits most co2 what is again very conveniently forgotten is that it has reached this position thanks to the relocation of industrial production from all over the world into China to make use of the of the workers there of the labor force that used to be extremely cheap until a few years ago that's I mean so if you actually counted how many of the emissions from China that are generated in the process of producing commodities then imported into the UK or the US or Sweden you would get a completely different situation not to consider the fact that climate change is is a result of everything that's accumulated in the atmosphere over time and China is still very far from overtaking the US here so the US is the the leading country in the world when it comes to actual responsibility for the co2 that is in the atmosphere and that has been emitted over the past two centuries and you could you could make the argument that the UK is in fact the most responsible country because it was in the UK that the the very the very model of self-sustaining growth predicated on fossil fuels emerged to begin with and it's from the UK that it spread across the world China it seems to be on a path of of continuous expansion and development and I'm sure that the Chinese share of total annual co2 emissions will continue to be very big and probably growing over the next few years so that means that something needs to change in China it also means that China's potential use as this convenient excuse to do nothing at home will continue to loom large so we need to challenge that head on in many different ways and debunk the argument which isn't very difficult to do I think that so I'm anything but a Chinese China specialist I have the strength but my impression of what they're doing there so building all this high speed rail and and the the what's it called the road initiative the road yeah yeah and you know expanding coal while also being the world's best and largest producer of solar panels and all these things this is just a version of of energy addition there's no transition underway in China it's just we're adding everything on top on of everything else all of the above and this can't go on I mean it's completely unsustainable to have the expansion of coal that that you have in China last year they inaugurated the equivalent of one new coal fired power plant per week and I mean India isn't much better and really it has to stop it has to change and the irony here of course is that China is suffering quite heavily quite badly from global heating itself I'm thinking in particular of the very severe floods in the in the Hunan province this summer and one wonders if if China will reach a point where the leadership realizes that this is actually something that's going to hurt us or if the Chinese state is as structurally committed to capital accumulation as any other and I'm I'm afraid I suspect the latter so I don't I don't really see China because that's the sort of left version of the sort of left inversion of the standard idea that China isn't as bad as everyone else they're actually probably a little bit better because they have some sort of state that's in charge of the economy I have trouble trouble trouble's accepting that and I have particular troubles with the sort of post Maoist adoration of China that you see coming out of the monthly review environment where they actually believe that China's building some kind of ecological civilization and moving away from fossil I mean I mean that's very niche the final question is if you look at someone like India they're saying we'll be net zero by 2070 then people criticize them for that and you know you have Brits or Americans say that's not good enough and you say well you look at their co2 emissions per head you look at their historical co2 emissions when are they meant to when are they meant to do it I mean you've still got hundreds of millions of people who still don't eat sure enough a day they still have huge you know food poverty in India so if the US is decarbonizing or getting zero by 2050 I mean India seems quite reasonable it's actually quite ambitious to say 2070 at the same time that's obviously not that's not good enough that's far too late so so what's the sort of political answer to that then what's the response what here's the thing if climate mitigation on a global scale would have commenced in the 1990s they would have been room and time for the argument that countries like India can go on for another few decades expanding their fossil fuel infrastructure that opportunity was squandered deliberately that means that there isn't any space left almost literally for these countries to continue expanding their fossil fuel use and I mean India is going to suffer even more from global heating is already suffering even more from global heating than what China is doing so it's not a way for for India to develop in any kind of sustainable fashion for its own population to bank on more coal unfortunately that's exactly what the Modi regime is doing last year they plastered India with billboards saying unleash coal and handed out coal mines and coal fired power plants to private entrepreneurs on a scale that hadn't never been seen before in India this was the unleashing of coal massive privatization and expansion of coal and there is no excuse for that because it's not that the the 250 million 250 million people in India who are not connected to the electrical grid need coal they need electricity but you can just as well supply them with electricity from renewable sources in fact that's cheaper now the renewable energy technology it has progressed so far that the world economy would save trillions of dollars in strictly financial terms if you had had a complete shift away from fossil fuels to renewables so of course you could supply these these indians with electricity from sun and wind in India both there are tremendous potentials for both in India and it's not like these people need specifically coal but there is a lot of profit to be made from coal by Adhani and other major coal companies operating in India and exporting of course coal into India because India is also importing coal so yeah I mean I don't I don't give much for this declaration of net zero by 2070 I mean it's it's one of those dates that's so far off into the future that it's completely I mean it's it's somewhere in the hazy future it's it's it doesn't come with any actual concrete commitment to anything but what I never understood was I this seems to me quite new in so much as now people in the global north are saying oh we need countries in the global south I mean South Asia has South Asia and sub-Saharan Africa this is basically where all the sort of food deprivation in the world really exists today it seems quite new to be saying oh they need they need to meet net zero at the same time as the global north I don't recall that being a thing five ten years ago the whole the whole point was we needed to transition as quickly as possible to buy more time for the global south but you're saying if we want to stay at 1.5 let's be realistic probably two degrees warming the century you don't think that's viable well well I think everyone needs to stop producing consuming fossil fuels rich and poor countries like of course we can't have the same expectation that poor countries should do it as quickly as rich countries but I think that we have we are so deep into the climate crisis that we cannot say to the poor countries that you can go on with fossil fuels for another couple of decades because to begin with they will hurt themselves by doing so I mean I think India is the country where where you have the largest concentration of people vulnerable to sea level rise and you know the impacts of the unlivable heat in northern India can soon become hyperlivo there are studies showing that you know hundreds of millions of people could potentially succumb to these these heat waves this century the good news here is that renewable energy has advanced so far that it's not about leaving people in the lurch and saying we're not going to let you take advantage of modern technology you will have to stay mired in poverty forever because you can't use fossil fuels they can what's called in climate discourse leapfrog the face of fossil fuels and move directly from poverty and deprivation to access to electricity based on renewable technology there is on the environmental left a kind of resistance to renewable energy that sort of implies that you shouldn't expand energy technology in places like India I had a conversation with people in XR in Paris a few months back where these people argued that you shouldn't you shouldn't take those 250 million people into the electrical grid they should stay outside of it and we should have some kind of degrowth and make sure that you don't bring more people into an environmentally destructive modernity but that strikes me as an extremely privileged thing to say because we take for granted that we have access to electricity so that our kids can study after the sun has set or that you know we can charge our devices or whatever and of course people in India have the right to do the same thing that means in this situation that you have to envision a massive expansion of renewable energy one at the same time shutting the fossil fuel industry down in India as as much as anywhere else


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Great! I like an ending like that. Oh? You don't leave the theater wondering what happened to the guy. You know the lion ate him. It's probably just as well. His gilded girlfriends were about to catch up with him. Yeah, funny how some people ask for trouble. Uh-oh, there's Lila. Can't let her see me. Why are you stopping? Well, I think I'd better go back to the car and check the air and the tires. You look all right for me. You'd better check anyway. Zeke, now Lila's caught in the street. She'll see me back here. Throckmorton, where are you going? See, I'm just sneaking up front.  I wonder if Lila saw me. Why are you so interested in the tires? Now, Grace, I can't afford to let them go flat, you know. But this isn't even your car. Grace, I'm that smart. You couldn't have been two o'clock. What time was it? About midnight. You know, I didn't take Mrs. Ransom to the movie birdie. No, sir. I took Miss Tuttle. I thought it was Miss Ransom's turn. Did see Lila after the show outside the theater. Uh-oh. What'd she say when she saw you with somebody else? She didn't see me. I hope. I think I'll invite Mrs. Ransom over to dinner this evening. Yes, sir. Why? Well, I was nice to Miss Tuttle last night and took her to a movie. Tonight, I'll be nice to Mrs. Ransom and have her over for dinner. Oh, boy. Wouldn't it be great if they got together some day and compared notes? Oh, they haven't been introduced. Unxtukage it'll let that happen. I have nothing to hide. Tuttle, you're inviting Mrs. Ransom to dinner. You! Watch what you say tonight. Me may not. I know you like to tease. Me? But don't bring up the subject of Miss Tuttle. Oh, that. As far as you're concerned, she doesn't even exist. When she corrects my papers, I wish she didn't. Yes, yes. We'll just watch it. Okay. You should have let me come over for you. Oh, not just that show. I just drive half a block. Well, to make it worthwhile, I'll take you home by way of the...  Why don't you build the best fires to sit by? You know how you appreciate a good fire. He must have gone upstairs or something, but we won't miss him. Well, let's sit down and enjoy a few moments of... Fish and fish, relaxin'. Your hand's cold, Wheeler. Excuse me, Miss Gil, please. Birdie. I just want to say hello to Miss Ransom. Hello, Birdie. Yeah, Birdie.  Yes, Miss Ransom. Guess what Birdie's havin' for dinner? Well, I knew the minute I walked in the door, you were havin' Creole gumbo. Yes, ma'am. Yeah, Birdie. Now that we all know, hadn't you better go back and check it? Yes, Miss Ransom, while I'm here, maybe you'd like to have that recipe. Oh! Okay, I'll write it down. Later, Birdie. Oh, I've made gumbo lots of times, Birdie, but I never can get it to taste like yours. You must have some special secret. Well, I'll let you in on that. When it comes to a boil, Birdie makes a couple of passes over the pot and says, Mumbo, jumbo, be good gumbo. It was a good idea to bring you here for dinnerly. Well, when a fellow has a girl, he likes to have her do himself for a while. Am I still your girl, Throckmite? You're one and only. It'd be such a big, good-looking boy. We're just having a chat before dinner. Can I go to a movie tonight? You've got Mrs. Ransom. Sure you can go, my boy. There's a good picture at the Strandley Roy. Yeah? I saw it last night. I saw it, too. Well, let's get off to subject to movies. Come on to that show last night who looked just like you. It couldn't be you because this man was with another girl. I could have seen your Uncle Leroy. Find more interesting things to talk about than the movies. Yeah, I'm sure we can. Leroy, how is school these days? I'm living. What's your teacher's name this year? My teacher, do you miss Tuttle? Tuttle, you say? Tell me about it, Leroy. The two boys stick together. I miss me, too. Too well. I bet we girls would have a lot to talk about. You see, I don't know her too well. That is, Grace, I mean, Miss Tuttle, who's quite busy at school, I imagine, and, well... Save by the bell. What can I do for you this afternoon? Yeah, for a coke. I guess I'm a little early. Yeah, I'd be early, too, if I was meeting Mrs. Ransom. You see, it was over home for dinner last night, TV. My, my... That doesn't seem like any time since you were in here buying a coke for Miss Tuttle. Well, that's beginning to cause me a little concern. You don't get it. Mila saw Miss Tuttle with me the other night. Now she wants to meet her. Well, a woman likes to size up her competition. Yeah, I guess so. When I was courting Mrs. Baby, she wanted to meet my other heartthrob. Oh, how'd you talk her out of it? I didn't. I went right ahead and arranged it. You did? Yes. I took Mrs. Baby to the theater to see Mary Pickford. I had quite a crush on Mrs. Pickford. Oh, my goodness. I have more of a problem. I don't know why, unless you've been handing him both the same line. Pee-Vee, you don't think they'd get together and compare notes to you? It's been done. When are you leaving town, Mr. Gilded Maverick? I'm not that worried. Well, then I'll give you something to worry about. What's this? You say you're meeting Mrs. Ransom here? That's right. Well, here comes Miss Tuttle. Good afternoon, Miss Tuttle. And Crockmort. Hello, Grace. What a pleasant surprise. Yes, indeed. What can I do for you, Miss Tuttle? Oh, you go ahead and wait on Crockmort. No, no, no. Go right ahead, Grace. You're probably in a hurry. Oh, really? I'm not. I'm just on my way home from school. Well, I have to be going, then. Maybe I can stop Lever outside. Goodbye, Grace. So long, Pee-Vee. Crockmort and I was hoping we could chat over a soda. Two sodas coming up. Pee-Vee, I'm in a hurry. I have to go. That's why I'm rushing the soda. Sit down, Crockmort, and enjoy a soda. Well, I like to, but I have an appointment and I'm late. Hello, Crockmort. Lever. Can I make it three sodas, Mr. Gilded Maverick? Hello, Mr. Pee-Vee.  You've managed to occupy your time. The poor boy was just enjoying a short leave before going back on duty. It just occurred to me, you two haven't met. Miss Grace Ransom, may I present Mrs. Leelal Tuttle? No, I mean Mrs. Ransom and Mrs. Fluttle. He is Tuttle. That's Mrs. Ransom on the left and Miss Tuttle on the right. The red-faced man in the middle is Mr. Gilded Maverick. Miss Tuttle. I'm sure I feel just as you do about him. Just the other night I told Crockmort and I wanted to meet you. Oh. I even accused him of keeping you hidden in a closet now that I've met you I understand why. Now, Leelal. Well, Crockmorten has never mentioned you to me. I've never heard the poor man complain about anything. I meant to give it to you. Why don't you and I step back out of the line of fire? Pee-Vee, help me out. Girls, let's not let the sodas get cold. I mean hot. Drink up. Oh, Crockmorten, let Miss Tuttle and me get acquainted. What do you teach at school, honey? Ancient history? No, no. But if you're interested in completing your grade school education, darling, I'll speak to the principal about it. Me out. Well, never. What am I worried about, Pee-Vee? They'll never get together. Miss Tuttle, I'll have you know I attended Briar Cliff. What a coincidence. I was a cappa at Briar Cliff. Of course, that was after your time. A cappa? Well, that's my sorority. Really? You a cappa, too? Grace, I bet we know just oodles of the same people. Leela, we must get together very soon and talk. My, my. Well, girls... Oh, isn't that a small world, Crockmorten? Imagine two sorority sisters winding up in summer fields with the same bowl. Yeah. Well, now that you've met... Oh, excuse us a minute, Crockmorten. Leela. Yes, honey? Did you know a girl by the name of... Pee-Vee, they're sorority sisters. They'll never get around to talking to bot me. 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And then they discovered they went to the same school and that did it. Yes, sir. They're going to a fashion show together this afternoon, some new store opening. Yes, sir. Gee, tough luck. What, Leroy? Once they get together and find out you've been handing them the same line, you're dead. Leroy, a fellow doesn't tell two girls the same thing. But even if I did, it doesn't necessarily mean they'll confide in each other. Does it, Bertie? Well, I remember Miss Marjorie used to say sorority sisters have no secrets. Yeah. Remember when Marjorie used to have slumber parties, Uncle? And the girls would sit up all night and talk about the boys? I wonder how they can keep them apart. Pretty hard to keep a woman from a fashion show. Of course, if you's with them, they couldn't talk about you.  All right, Leroy.  Bertie, a man has no business at a woman's fashion show. How would I get in? Can't you just go as the water commissioner and tell him you came to inspect the pipes? Well, it is a new store. I could go as an official from the city and wish them well. Take some flowers. Sure. Take them okay and buy an extra little of these holes in your hand in case your plan doesn't work. I had to take what was made up. But it's pretty. Nice storefront. Mademoiselle Bouffant. Very elegant shoppy. Hello, Mr. Jones' name? Peevie. What are you doing with the floor of horseshoe? Looking for a racetrack? All right. This is for Mademoiselle Bouffant's opening. I notice it says good luck. Yeah. If you're going in there, you're the one who'll need the luck. No, Peevie. How about going in with me? Okay. No, Fooley. You've never seen a fashion show? Come on. Well, I don't suppose it will get back to Mrs. Peevie. No. If it did, I'd know where to come to get her little present. Sure. Grab one end of the horseshoe and in we go. Pretty fancy. What do you think of this, Peevie? Mine. Mine. That must be Mademoiselle Bouffant over there. Come the way, she carries her nose in the air, I'd say yes. Look at all the pretty girls. Mine. Mine. Peevie, don't drop the horseshoe. Oh, may I help you, gentlemen? Oh, no. We can carry it. All right. Thank you, ma'am. If I'd me, but are you Mademoiselle Bouffant? Yes. Well, this is Mr. Richard Q. Peevie. Oh. And I'm Commissioner Gillisley, extending good wishes from the city of Summerfield. How lovely. And what a beautiful sentiment. Good luck. Thank you. I'll have the polter put it on the stage.  I think we'd enjoy that. Don't you, Peevie? No, thank you. You'll find seats in the salon. We are having an intermission before we model our sun suits. Sun suits? Excuse me, Mr. Gillisley. I think I'd better get back to the department. Really? Go ahead. George, you went out of here like a shock. Well, models and sun suits aren't going to buffalo me. I have to find Lila and Grace. Look at that. There's a vacant chair behind them. They have their heads together. I wonder if they've started comparing notes yet. Coming through, please. Pardon me, miss. Madam. Oop. Lady, watch those knitting needles. Now if I can slide in here, I'll surprise them. Now, which one shall I speak to first? Or shall I just say hello, girls? Grace, I think he's one of the most likeable men I've ever met. He's a dear. I wonder who they're talking about. Can't be me. And he's so wonderful to Leroy. Hey, it is me. Well... Since I was quite impressed with Strockmorton the first day he came to see Leroy at school. Well, no use interrupting this conversation. Wouldn't be polite. Why not just sit back and enjoy it? Strockmorton's been just like a father to him. Getting these girls together is the best thing that ever happened. I wonder why he's never married. He's had ideas, believe me. Oh. I can tell you a few things about that. I've known Strockmorton from way back. Uh-oh. You'd be surprised how many times that man has been engaged. You've been engaged to a lot of girls? I mean just to me. And I suspect there have been others. Zeke. Strange. I don't think he's the type who'd appeal to many women. Oop, that hurt. Well, he's no ball of fire, but a girl can't sit at home all the time. What's so funny about that? Question. I suppose so. Does Strockmorton ever bring you anything but chocolate covered cherries? Well, I've had those two, but Christmas he brought me some fursuit. Well, I hope it wasn't like that toilet water he gave me. I think he got it out of the Gulf of Mexico. I'm not going to break this up before they get personal. Lila has Strockmorton ever kept you on the porch saying good night and told you your big blue eyes do something to him. No, he tells me my big hazel eyes do something to him. And he's so dark he can't even see them. That doesn't. I was much better off when they were battling. Girls, hello Lila. Grace. What? How have you been here? Just arrived. My goodness that you came to the fashion show. Why did you come? Well, I thought I'd looked in on the new shop, representing the city, you know. You mind if I move my chair up between you? I guess you can squeeze in. Yeah, thank you. You girls seem to be getting pretty chummy. Isn't it amazing what good friends Lila and I have become in so short a time? Well, I recall when you first met you didn't care for each other at all. Oh. Lila, what did you mean by that nasty crack you made about Grace? What? She talked ancient history.  Stratmorton, Yildus, leave. Who looks a little old? I didn't say it. Lila said it. And Grace said much worse things about you, Lila. Oh, Stratmorton. Yes, she did. She said if you were interested in completing your grade school education, she'd speak to the principal. Yeah, I'd resent that, Lila. Oh, Stratmorton, you're just making up things. I am not. Sorority sisters wouldn't say things like that to each other. Yes, you did. You got a real catty. Stratmorton, if you ever want me to speak to you again, you stop saying unkind things about my friend Grace. Me? Mademoiselle Bufan. And now, ladies, may I... Yeah, that's me. She's in that old fashion of a resort. Not a good $20 horseshoe, didn't she? Since I bought it, all I've had is bad luck. Just waiting to say goodbye to a couple of girls, Mademoiselle Bufan. They're trying on some dresses, I believe. Oh, marvelous, marvelous. If you want your check, OK, just come to me. Yeah, thank you, but they're on their own. Well, good day. Good day. I'm waiting to say goodbye. They'll just start talking about me again the minute I'm out of sight. Too bad I couldn't start them feuding. Yeah, I've lost them, that's all. Oh, I bought the most precious party dress, Lila. Oh, well, I'm just crazy about my selection. My George, they don't even notice me anymore. Girls! Oh, hello, Stratmorton. I'm just dying to see what you bought, Lila. I have an idea. Why don't we take a peek at each other's dresses right here? Why don't we? Goodbye, girls. Mine has a perfectly adorable neckline. Don't mind, isn't it fun? Great fun. I'm sneaking out of here. Hey, Asian honey. Why, Lila, that's just like the dress I bought. What's this? What'd you call me, Lila Ransom? You've got your nerve-grace turtle. Maybe I'd better stick around. I didn't dream you'd buy my dress. I didn't think you had such good taste. Well, if I had good taste, I wouldn't be here with you. Oh, Stratmorton, will you take me home? Me? And another thing.  Come on, Stratmorton. But... He's taking me. Oh, no, he isn't. I have an idea. Why don't you girls flip a coin to see who gets me? Sleeve will be right back. The better oil for all you're frying is craft oil. And better liquid shortening for baking is craft oil. And craft oil also makes better homemade salad dressings. It's a lighter-bodied oil that blends faster and more perfectly with the other ingredients your recipes call for. Only craft oil is super fine to give it greater delicacy and a lighter body. Get a bottle tomorrow. Discover the wonderful difference craft oil makes in your cooking and salad dressing. Good morning, Bertie. Good morning, Mr. Hill. Please, here's the paper. Oh, thank you, Bertie. My name may be in the news today. Yes? Hey, Aunt, what are we going to name that dog of ours? Yeah, here we are. What's the name for a dog? Woody Roy. Your uncle's trying to find his name in the paper. Yeah? Yeah, this is a write-up about the fashion show, my boy. Hey, did the flowers get you in, Aunt? You bet. It cost me $20, but it was worth it. I stand days high with Leland Grace. Besides, look at the publicity I'm getting. Let's see what it says here. Among the interest inspectors at Manna Moselle Buffon's formal opening was a lone gentleman. That was me. Who graciously presented the management of floral horseshoe. A horseshoe at a fashion show? Well, there were a lot of clothes horses there, Bertie. Yes. My George, this is great. I may click this and show it to the mayor. Many men are as well-known in town as Commissioner Gildersleeve. Oh, brother. Let's see what else it says. According to Manna Moselle Buffon, this symbol of good luck was personally presented by one of the city commissioners, Richard Cupidi? Good night, folks. This is played by Willard Waterman. It shows written by John Elliott and Andy White. It's partially transcribed.  This is a proposition by Jack Meakin. This is John Meakin saying good night.  Of course, just about every good cook knows that a dash of craft-prepared mustard really makes a hamburger. Because when you add a little mustard, you add a lot of tang, craft mustard naturally. There are two kinds of craft-prepared mustard. Mild craft mustard, if you like it smooth and delicately spiced. 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