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I will be dead Anyway, enjoy the podcast. Just remember everyone else is evil not us. That's that's why we're doing it. Yes We are the good guys. Everyone else is bad guys. If you if everyone's transphobic I just throw it on everyone else. We aren't bad All right. Goodbye Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of the pro-crastinators podcast I am the best guy ever and this is the PCP. We're a bunch of internet people get together We all make stuff here and here is us talking about it. We're joined today by Ben St Hmm I'm sorry. I was saluting the the flag of whatever that song was what song is that I don't know. I guess it's probably Scottish because in my head. It's not played on the bagpipes lag. It does sound like bagpipes Okay, uh, munchie. Where's tiny hats?  It's fun So I'm here to spread these invaluable truths with the Did all their lessons run like that? Oh Oh, they they talk exclusively in rhymes. Dr. Seuss is a black aboriginal And we're also joined by Tom Oliver. Yeah Okay, well speaking of African places that we just came back from which is the topic of this video I just came back from knee-jare knee-jare That's how I think it's pronounced I actually am I in trouble for a am I in trouble now?   We need to be African countries that were not allowed to We need a dictionary of Non-rural dissent Here's what we got here's what we got for you everybody the topic for today is things you're not allowed to say Things they kind of like George Carlin's old skit about the seven words You're not allowed to say on television if that's sort of thing only we're it's a little bit broader here And it's cuz it's kind of a broad topic. There's no one urban dictionary definition that really fits this I tried searching for a bad word.  That was weak. It was very weak. And here's the longer definition Words that are said in order to make someone or something look or feel bad cursing is a type of bad word usage Okay, that's like, okay, but we're going broader than just bad words here There's no bad ideas of which Nate is full of of course Yeah, but Ben wanted to tell his n-word story. Yes. What do you got for us, Ben? Well, it's I might have told it before but I'll tell it again here when I was like I was probably in like fourth grade or something and remember how our parents used to Used to cruelly and inhumanely leave us at like an after-school program while they were at work. Oh Yeah, yeah Malin you would be very upset if you heard this so very upset. I remember I had I had I had a black friend When I was like in elementary school And we we have like a little Electronic like digital dictionary. It was like a little like toy thing. You could look up words in in this like little database And and he was like, oh, oh look up look up this word and he types in N-I-G-E-R and I'm like what and it's like did doesn't find the word and I'm like, oh What's that?  I never have I think The kids who do find out about it are then like they use it as currency to become popular That's true, and I guess if it wasn't Kids kids like hiding things from other kids to be like here's my stuff.  It was a big big daddy God is actually the name of my first We found out that that that that Eve had taken by the apple he wouldn't give them Cummys anymore for like Which is why Adam had to make his own Cummys Original Well guys, okay, so what do we this is like the concept of like forbidden knowledge almost bad words like words in themselves Are simply tools like anything, right? Yes, so where I don't we get this whole idea? Yeah What do you got?  It sounds pretty good, right?  No, you don't need that but the idea that We've got a character. Should we have a woman character or a black character or like a gay character like yeah, yeah Not if you want me to read it. The correct answer is who cares. Yeah Okay, so like why not why not be okay with it. I mean the yeah, yeah It's not really just so much as like that the idea of normalizing it is like completely harmless Here's my here's my here's my quote-unquote counter argument, which isn't really a counter argument But kind of is the reason I have no when when when these things happen There's like these social justice injections of like minorities and other shit into media Yeah, I my problem is never the fact that there's more more minority representation. It's always I know the reasoning behind it Now because they pulled the curtain out way, right? And that's what pisses me off because like I know this wasn't a natural artistic development in the production of this thing Someone checked off some boxes. You see that's all right There's nothing wrong with making a character a non-white cis male, but in fact in fact, I think it's it's nice I do I like I like rep the idea of representation in principle But when it comes when it comes off as contrived then you've you've done I feel like you've done more damage Yeah, or even if it's not contrived when it comes off as like it when you feel that like what you're seeing there is not so much an artistic You know expression as so much of like like Micromanaging of a creator's desire like that Example that I'm gonna talk about cuz I Like I went to Germany recently and I was pitching a show. This is a show.  I was like, why would you tell me about this show? This was the person that was pitching their show after you. Yeah, okay, and and it was just about Well, I really wanted to to show that you know women can be main characters and represented blacks And I'm just I didn't I didn't even mention that in mine because it wasn't important And it just annoyed me because like that's my point basically entirely is when you do this for the wrong reasons like you're You're the integrity of the product isn't there because there is none Yeah, like what I would really want to see is like that person to like finish their show like at like Display it to the public and then like if that show like Tanks because nobody gives a shit about it because all it does is like that's kind of what you see with like this Like right now Marvel is pushing a lot of diversity in their comics and shit and yeah, yeah, exactly And like the comic industry is doing very badly People are turned off by it in a big way and they're being forced to reevaluate their position here So it's like the marketplace does not support just ideological brow beating, you know Yeah Through their comics with something like the comics changing the gender or the race of Characters people know and love is not the way to do it You make new characters that are just good and that have Have that we can't make original IPs anymore the market saturated with them and we gotta play it safe Oh, well, we've had too many ideas in the past farm. We've farmed the future We've we've stripped mind the future of ideas and now we've pulled them all out and there's no more new ones to be had We've just got to work with what we've got Unfortunate this was a Problem, I guess I had back in the good old days of the Wild West of Gamergate where it was hard for me to like It's hard for me to tell all the time when a Like when a when a black person is a black person for corporate or for artistic Reasons, you know, that's the issue right there There's obvious, you know, there's obvious examples of you know a black person never corporate You know gain of which I can name exactly zero, but I'm sure they exist because everyone says that they do but I I a lot of time I would imagine if it's a small like, you know indie game as it was with a lot of a Gamergate people, you know talking points But there's probably just done because they like black people and I think it's hard to you know I would say that like as a general statement I would say like like I like yeah, like like Ben said I like black people. I like seeing them in Video games every so often pretty good. So I think as a blanket statement I want to encourage that and I and I don't I'm skeptical of the like how often is there really a border mean of Alright, we need like a couple more black people here. Like I want to just need it It's probably more often than any of us would like to admit like the BBC is on record saying they have like quotas that they have to meet now And they post jobs all the time where they're like white people can't apply like straight up I want to take I want to take Sorry, you can you can go. No, no, no, it's fine. Okay. Well, well, I think this is a good time for me to stake my claim because I want to put this out there. So everyone knows where I stand on this issue. No, there is it Well, it's not a big deal.   B tongue video that was controversial and it's about like The one about diversity and the one about I got I forget what it's called but it's the one where he talks about CD project and how like their games are different because they come from like a Polish culture, which is not like a well represented culture and in stuff and how like more diversity leads to like fresher ideas and stuff and I fucking love that video And anyone that disagrees with it is stupid and well wait Was he was he making a point that like the buzzwords for the discussion of that was that there are too many white people in this Polish game But yeah, was he I forget what he was saying of that was he agreeing that like there should be black people in the No, well, he said that he said that maybe there should be but was he saying that because the game was all about Polish like folklore and stuff and that Yeah, because CD project is Polish and Polish people don't make that many games Like that's why CD projects games feel a little different and that's what he likes about them And I think that's great and I and like I was already kind of I was already kind of blue-pilled But then I watched that mr. B tongue video and then I was fully then I I took my big I took a big vat of blue pills of blue gel capsules and cracked them all open to a swimming pool and just died Right, and that's not even really a blue pill point.  I'm talking about people in this very PCP that we're in people in the PCP fought me to the nail on that issue Everybody in this podcast who isn't me is retarded then because that point is totally fine because it's not I love it It's not contradictory to anything we were just talking about because that has nothing to do that That's the reason that that game feels refreshing isn't necessarily because it was Polish people It was because it was Polish folklore. It was a concept that it was it was a well of inspiration that hasn't been tapped on a lot and While those the Polish people are in a better position to take those ideas because they're familiar with them Anybody could have just really said hey, look at Poland. Let's take some ideas from there and they could have I don't I don't think would it have been his nuance and authentic probably not but it still would have been different So it's an intellectual Thing that's being brought to the table. Well, I don't know ideas that make it refreshing Yeah, but I think that I think that the the the thing here the idea is that like People from different backgrounds bring new perspectives and ideas to things. So like okay I think it's would be over. I think it's oversimplifying to say that okay if we're talking about games like yeah, the games industry It's a lot of white males and stuff, but like that's not I don't know. There's lots of different types of white male.  Beaton says in that video that like we're not doing them a favor by letting them make video games It's more like we're we're allowing them to do us a favor by like bringing their fresh perspective Anybody do a goddamn favor.   That's what it's not a hard That is kind of what cultures are cultures inherently have barriers around them. Well, people who are not within the culture Yeah, well, there's there's there's degrees. There's I don't want to get into this I'm gonna let that point go Let me just say one point about this and is that ironically ban Poland is by far the most red-pilled meaghtow Country well in Europe by far. That's neither here nor there.  They're pretty uh What about sharia law bin? What about sharia law?  Uh, I hate stuff like that Uh, it doesn't make any sense with the law of the world. So get out of here blacky Dude, dude, dude Alternate timeline where Nate watched her in the gondola. You couldn't get past the first episode because they were all black in this timeline Oh, that's my that's that's real Let me let me touch on this thing that I sometimes feel weird about. Um, it's that like, okay Okay, pretty much all my all in my comics and stuff. Um, everyone's white more or less and and it's not that like It's not like a deliberate like everyone's got to be white.   I have that's an I have no I have no footing In that culture No, I have nothing meaningful to say about this is the whole interesting point with social justice and how they push this forced diversity Shit is that They it's a damned if you do damned if you don't because if you if you're just doing white people and stuff And that's your characters They'll be like well you need to have diversity and then it's like, okay I guess I'll add a black person then it's like well This is an inauthentic representation of x whatever representation we want in this show So basically what it's really about is it's they what they're they're saying we need more representation But at the end of the day what they really want they want you to get the fuck out of their whitey That's that's the end goal. Here's what I'm thinking about this. It's like, okay. I let's say I make a comic I it's all white. They're like, okay. Put a black guy in okay. I put a black guy in they're like, okay Uh, you you did this all wrong. Like why why is he talking white?   Uh, like is is race relevant or not? Yeah, take a ticket aside The problem is people are about that far and I say no by the way. I say completely no. It's a complete social construct I think there's almost no value in it and I'd rather it just go away If yeah, like like no matter what your race is you're gonna grow up acting like the people around you And to go back to a little bit of genetic stuff, but to go back to a second To what Ben was saying about poland and stuff the interesting thing is that like well the The poland example works like when people push for diversity and stuff in like america I I kind of don't feel as As I as like it has the same thing because we're despite the fact that there's a bunch of different races and and sexual orientation stuff here Despite the very like surface level like different experiences. We're all growing up in the same culture So our experiences aren't as different as someone growing up in an entirely different country with an entire different set of cultural Experiences so right when you have something in an american setting like that's the whole thing the reason america worked And now like it's kind of falling apart as this whole like race thing goes crazy Is because america was built on a set of values and everybody regardless who they were Shared those values and that's why the whole thing works.  We're involved Here's here's here's one example of my intense red pilling.  You know what I'm mad about that I I kind of am too. I I agree.  Yeah, it makes me mad.  I'm with you on that.  But I got my own problems Transphobic insane with his wicked ideas. Yeah, phantom horn, uh, angry horse man. Insanely, Ben insanely transphobic saint. Yeah, yeah Insanely I've never met a more red pill man in my entire life than Ben said. And you never will Because if there is one I'll kill them. Um, yeah, yeah, I just want to agree that like Yeah, I feel like I hear a lot like a disproportionate a disproportionate amount of media is relevant to trans issues You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you know what I'm saying? I'd like to hear more about furry rights. At least they look funny. I agree At least they're cool. At least they like work really hard.  My mom my mom says I can't say nigger when I'm at the dinner table I want to I want to I want to talk about one time. I saw I don't remember why but I was Oh, I think it was when I was practicing for one of the races. Um Yeah, I didn't really try to get in that way. I was practicing the black race. It was really going hard You know, I saw I was I think I was looking at some speed running records And I saw that a couple of records in I forget what game were held by a woman and I was like, oh Whoa, well, this is interesting. Like I've like it's just like a height a high tier pro speed running female Like well, let's go check her out go to her youtube channel. It's it's a trans. It's a trans woman It's a trans proving that even men are better women than women That's what we've learned here.   I'll just break down and cry if someone refers to me as a man Yeah, you know since this is just what the podcast is now. I have something to say about the transgender community uh, okay, I I think A lot of the time The way transgender people like present the issues are like are transphobic and like sexist Yeah, oh, oh my god. They're so they're so they're so sexist. They're so sexist.  That isn't actually no. Yeah. Yeah, when they say when they say that gender is performative And then they're like, okay.  So I'm growing a beard.   Yeah, and it's like That's you that's degrading and you see it is no no it is you know what it is.  That's what I want.  Well, here's the thing It really makes me mad. If we're gonna go down this rabbit hole Which is because we just fucking are I guess we are, I guess is what we're doing This is the thing I've always had a question about and I haven't been able to to get a good answer I've talked to a couple trans people about it And I never really get a straight answer at least something I find satisfactory to To satisfy my kind of like cognitive dissonance with this is that we have this whole like kind of like blue-pilled you know leftist Ideology that talks about all these issues and that's where all these talking points really come from By the way, Tom, I just want to put it in here. I am those blue-pilled person in the entire world Agreed For sure, of course Okay, I I I'm catching up to you Munchie one day I'll be as blue-pilled as you Aspire to it Well, well my point is that we we talk about like or they talk about I guess I talk about I'm talking about now too about how Gender is a social construct, right? And there's no difference between men and women men and women are just as capable. They're the same thing It's all about a performance and then you're talking about trans people and how you can be A man's brain trapped in a woman's body and vice versa And it's like these two statements You can't have them at the same time right because if you if if gender is just a performance And and you're trans you don't need any surgery You don't need any anything to kind of correct anything. You just start acting as something else And so I know like a lot of this like social justice stuff. I feel is Faces so much. Uh, I guess pushback from people because they make everything needlessly more complicated Like like we've added like 10 billion genders like we should have done just like none of this matters There's just there's we shouldn't have any difference in gender.  What if I just got some grafted onto me and then just stay the same and say people would say Uh, so you were trans and I said no I just have boobs now. I just have boobs. I just like him. Why are we getting there? There was a chapter of a manga that I forget the name of it's like miss so-and-so's uh nurse clinic And it's about monster girls the main character is a is a cyclops with massive tits And she is a nurse in a school full of monster kids And that's cool.  He himself turns like just into a woman Like he just gets tits. Uh, actually, I guess that's probably the only thing that happens I think other than that.   I gotta tell you this is where I Have some issues with this. I just don't see the solution to any kind of psychological Discomfort to being cutting off body parts.  Yeah, what other psychological condition Is the solution that you make the outside look like the inside like that's not done for anything else Like yeah, like it like the solution if you like are depressed and and think you're ugly They don't tell you.  Um, you know like if there was no I'm not saying that you shouldn't get surgery. I'm just saying that like Getting surgery is one is one thing but like the problems that are making you sad are another Yeah, okay. Well gender dysphoria is it is like an actual mental condition. I'm not trying to underline It's been redefined now. Now it's been redefined. It's no longer one being redefined And I think that's kind of dangerous because like if if these people actually have a condition I think it should be treated as a condition and not as a fad and I feel like it's devolving into a fad Well, you know, I'm sure these people would say that it really should have never been like a disorder of any kind It should have always been treated like again to talk a more about this weird kind of like sjw hypocrisy Isn't it interesting that people wear depression and like, you know Headbates and all these weird conditions as a disorder as a badge of honor But then when it comes to being trans like it's not a disorder. That's offensive I Know man, even though I'm with everything said here. I just want to say that I haven't like Actually seen any like headmates or like I haven't actually seen any like absolutely crazy out there Um trans people most of the ones I've seen have been like pretty normal people. So, you know This is not a comment on trans people. This is a comment on the ideology that's pushing this agenda I think I think that goes without saying but just to say it again just in general like This is I I try to argue with people. I try to argue against ideas This is a philosophy discussion show. This is not a listen to me.  She went like In like a crown and like a crown of flowers. Is that weird And um is this like a trans species thing or are you trying to be like yeah, yeah, she was like a goat She yeah, she was a trans goat. She talked all the time about getting like real horns transplanted onto her head Changed her name to clover because that's a goat name. Oh the ultimate furry the ultimate furry Like but you know She was actually kind of a nice guy most of the time.  I think I think what they mean is I feel like the the societal um like normative like generic like this is what everyone decides a man is I feel like that Guys, I feel like a generic sitcom dad from the 1950s aka a man that like that's what I think a man is I feel like that like one one time I was talking one time I was talking to a guy, um Well a trans woman or a trans guy this whatever and they were and they were like Well, I just I feel like a woman in my head and I was like, well, how do you know what a woman feels like?  Like I don't I don't care about anyone's feelings. How do they understand like like there's more going on here There's more going on here because yeah, they feel how they feel But then they're translating it and they're saying well, well, I feel like that I feel like that other group of people and it's like, okay. Do you know? How do you know how what your feelings compared to theirs?   I mean, I have never um like Seen like a crazy trans person, but on the topic I have like something It's still like a thing you can't really say because it's kind of like uh insulting Um, but I feel like a lot of trans people who people who call themselves trans They're not trying hard enough with the gimmick. They're not going far enough with things like Like they say, oh, I'm this different gender But they don't do anything about it besides maybe changing the way they dress and Sure They they they take with that like the whole pronoun thing like all this special Like you don't I don't know whether these people actually have the dysphoria that others actually really do And they're just sort of along for the ride because trans is a thing now and you can be a part of a group with it Well, like there's no well like there's no test Right like there's no there's no test that you can run to tell whether someone is really trans Like all that makes someone trans is just that they say they are which is fine And it like if we're all agreed when when there's like actual like people who are like really suffering mentally And they need help and then there's other people who are just sort of like, uh, yeah I feel like I feel like wearing jeans. I feel like wearing jeans and boots sometimes So I guess I'll be I guess I'll join it right and I'll guess I'll join this culture that like gives me a feeling like I'm a part of something right because it's not just because it's not just about yourself It's about being a part of a social really about getting social currency Yeah, that's what all of this is about, you know That that's why it's all done. It's like I want to be a part of this group. I want to feel validated I want to feel part of something bigger than myself They they and the trans community is so welcoming that they will even accept christian weston chandler as one of their own And and like actually love him and respect him and be his fans Even though he is the worst person in the world and should be shot dead where he stands Right now.   Nate. Do you know how this does becoming? This is uh, the the culture that surrounds these movements of ostracizing and destroying anyone who disagrees with them That's where the bullet did you hear about what happened? This guy, he was a teacher. He's been a teacher for years And he went up to these two girls who are working on like they were working diligently in his class He's like, oh nice job girls like you're doing good and one of them's like how dare you misgender me and he got fired Oh my god, he got fired because some little girl said decided she was a guy and The parents reported it to the head of the school and he got fired He should have known she was a guy because she was working hard She was she was really performing You can't say that Oh my god, that was excellent zing Oh, there we go. That's what we do. You stole my point and ran with it Oh my god, I never intended this discussion about trans stuff to like even begin I wanted to talk about like the concept of how you're not allowed to say certain things Which actually is relevant to what we've done with the Sanctus now But instead we've just spent the entire podcast saying things you're not allowed to say I've gone to like any of my notes whatsoever Well, we can we can switch back to what Tom's point we're gonna go into Yeah Words I can't say uh, what's what's to sheer sauce? What's the sheer sauce? Yeah Dude, this is a little munchy life hack right now.  I mean it is in England and I assume I feel like it's Worcester Like like that's how you're supposed to there. There actually is a Worcester, Massachusetts as well. Is that where is that where you live? Yeah, Ben and ornate have you guys ever had people from out of new england come into new england and try and pronounce the words And laugh at them because like they're saying them how they should be said and they're all Because they're normal to me. Yeah, it's it's it's hilarious. It's like war chester. English.  Here's a munchy life hack and like like rest here's like a new munchy recipe for you If you're out of a one sauce, I'm gonna teach you how to make munchy shaws Which is just you put you you mix ketchup and wishes your sauce together And it's like it's like tangier than a wonder like it's basically the same Is this is this the first episode of the new hit youtube series munchin with munchy? Oh my god That's a good one. That is banded right now trade marked. Don't even that's that's gonna be the future That's coming up really soon that that that point that tom got to right at the end of that trans one Now that that is okay So we could talk all day about specific things you're not allowed to say but but What's what's interesting to me is the the consequences of saying the things that you're not allowed to say Yeah, and specifically uh, like yeah, it's like there it seems to me that the way it goes is you say something I don't know like anyone listens to this podcast decides that something we said is particularly offensive to them or their community And would then go right and then they would go begin to cultivate within that community We're gonna get we're gonna get roasted. We're gonna get roasted for this.   It's not my job I don't think it's even I don't think it's even controversial to say that it is all about feelings Like there's nothing else there. That's true.  Yeah, I want the best opportunities for them possible And like and like and like people's feelings are valid and like people feel the way that they feel And I would never tell someone no, you don't actually feel the way that you say they feel but You can't make sweeping generalizations about your your feelings in comparison to others because you can't you can't fucking Tell another person how they feel which I really think a lot of this a lot of this ideology really toes the line Towards doing that's the thing the reason but we value facts over feelings even to begin with because it's easy It's easier to to have feelings than to get the facts All right, but the reason the facts are more important is because they're universal, right? Right, and that's the whole thing because when you when we start taking feelings super seriously It inevitably leads to nothing because facts your feelings are different than my feelings communicate with each other with And that's why they're so valuable It's a it's a it's a it's a shared baseline that we can build things off of whereas if we start taking feelings into consideration I feel different than ben then feels different than nate that feels different than much and none of us could ever get anywhere Uh, I don't know that sounds like fake news to me. I don't know.  There's no basis for comparison when we're talking about feelings, you know, right? So it just gets really complicated and tricky Well, here's a feeling for you. I love you guys Give gave were you saying something there? Well, I was just gonna say I'm pro phobic I I love homophobes and transphobes. I love fear. I'm a big proponent of fear Yeah, okay. Let me just say okay We're talking about homophobes. Let me just drop a bomb on this things. You can't say okay Let me this is just me giving an example of something that you cannot say or like it's over for you Okay, here's here's this thing that I do not actually believe but here I go feel free to cut this everybody and pretend This is what I actually think for the rest of time. Okay It is impossible for the white race to share a nation state with other races Therefore the white race needs their own ethno state Like what do you there? There's some people think compelling Right, that's that's the alt-right position. It is like, okay. What if you believe that?  You're done You get punched in the face on the sidewalk during an interview I don't know because now you've got a lot of friends that are with you Well, that that that is true. You've got the alt-right movement with you the the real one movement's not very big though It's real. It's well, it's big enough that it scares me. So, you know, that's my feeling The estimations I've heard is this maybe 15,000 people in the alt-right. Well, okay, but you know what it's kind of like It's kind of like with like the jihadist movement hundred people. That's a lot of people I mean, I have I have personally known people who well, I mean, I don't know I guess they didn't come right out and say that they're all right, but like they Definitely had like leanings in that direction. Well, it's hard. It's hard to be white person and not sympathize to some degree at this point Considering considering everything's about race now. It's like, well, I guess I'm a white person Considering everything that we as a people have been through Well, okay, here's here's a thought You know the the white race specifically Like gets gets lambasted in a lot of ways these ways these days publicly as and it's like totally acceptable to make sweeping generalizations about Specifically that race and no others Uh, but but here's I I think it's totally useless and extremely harmful. That's punching up Everyone's punching up that's that's punching up, right? Well, there's like a statistic floating around that I heard that like 50 something percent of white people in America feel that they're being discriminated against now Like that's an insane metric, but but when you hear about but like They're not actually discriminated against right But then you all these talking points like you're you're culturally lambasted all the time like Nate just said And of course of course people notice that We just you're just not allowed socially to say anything about it. So yeah, it's it's it's really just I gotta say there's definitely there's definitely a frustration when you're just like, okay.  Because you're not allowed to say that either Exactly, but then like but then like okay But then you see I don't know like the neo-black panthers or just whatever like the islamics or whatever I don't know any like racial group right any other racialist group. Sure.  I'm just an individual operator It's like you can't contest them. It's like they are just they just go unopposed in saying that like we need to advocate And they're like reinforcing thinking along racial lines, you know, which is an issue I don't know if I agree with that. I'm gonna I'm gonna come out and say something I don't know if you'll agree with but like White white people because they're the minority. Sorry because they're the majority Or like culturally the majority at least in our culture Um, they have they have the benefit of being the the default and they have they have the privilege and it is a privilege of They have the privilege of like living without thinking about their race Whereas like people in marginalized groups and people in minority groups don't really have that privilege And they are kind of forced to confront like the reality of race. I don't argue with that. I don't argue with that. Yeah, so I get it. Like I get why marginalized groups need like Yeah, like it's do you think This is what I'm coming from a position of privilege But I wish they wouldn't do that and that no one ever would like I wish white people and every group wouldn't like be racist I mean, I wish they didn't feel the need to inculcate themselves in the racial identity because I think it's All bad. Yeah. Yeah, it would be nice. It would be it would be nice if nobody felt the need to do that But like right by being by yeah by being In the minority and marginalized You know, I I get it. I get I get the the reasoning where like we got a band together and like It's like it's like how I it's like how I see people who are religious and everyone's like Oh, but yeah, like religion is is a helpful tool. Okay, but like even if you talk to like a lot of atheists Like like Stefan Molyneux is an atheist but would say like, okay religion Like is sort of a support structure that helps humanity and I'm like, okay, but it's not true and he's like, yeah, of course I'm like, okay, uh, so how do we like fix this? He's like, what do you mean?  That's where my focus is Uh, yeah, yeah Religion religion is interesting. There's a there's a guy Dennis Prager who makes the argument He's not the first person to make it of that religion. It's the menace hardcore Oh, you know, he kind of looks like an old This guy's a big conservative guy.  Yeah, but but he he made the point I mean, he's made it before but I saw it on the Rubin report. He made the point that Um, without without without religion, there's no, uh, objective morality society like in a social context Right because without without one fake thing you can't assume belief in another totally right because the the argument is that I mean, he is religious But even like saying even saying that it's like I don't believe in religion So but even putting that aside like if if everyone believes in something then the entire social, uh construct Like the social contract has a baseline of ethics or value systems to work up from it's the same thing I was talking before about america, right? That's kind of what america was It was a baseline that everybody who came here could agree with and work off of um, yeah But the argument is once you take away religion everything becomes subjective because it's just human interpretation Well because that's the reality Because in reality everything is and and while it's it's I I'd agree It's way more difficult to work in that paradigm of saying everything's subjective. How do we come to a consensus? I think it's more valuable long term But I think the reason religion has been around so long is because it's an effective shorthand for that It's like of course all the christians work this way So in our in our christian culture, this is the value system and we don't have to think about it anymore We're all on the same page inherently.  Oh my god. Everyone's playing on like this the greatest game ever made Like you're playing spore and you're playing like on like on the cell level where you're just like eating cells And like okay, we're living on the cell level where we just we understand the rules at play here But at some point you eat enough cells and you grow big enough where where it does it does the zoom out to like the next level So now we're aware of this like larger context and like you can still play the little cell game And like you can see that at a much lower level But we're not aware of all this truth about the larger universe beyond this and and it's time to We need to slowly adjust from thinking just on that cellular level To the like small organism level or whatever it is And I think that that's the way that like Understanding more of the truth that the universe has to work Like people are stuck down at this like lower level thinking which is like religious thinking But then we realize that okay, none of this is true We need to expand the way we think about all these frameworks and adjust our reasoning for that I see what i'm saying.   It's that like so you can say nigger and kirby Well, I mean that well you kind of can uh because believe in the weeb episode season two episode three just came out And it's everyone should watch it. It's it's very good Please don't but it's like but it's like our friend munchie here Like the the conceit of the episode is that munchie is the biggest race realist, uh, whoever lived And is is is a big fan of the racial slur And yet I don't think anyone has come away from watching that video and thought like anything negative about About munchie and I mean I can't imagine why you would It's it's just so like within the context of the video It's so ridiculous and over the top and this is like the comedian effect Like comedians can get away with saying things like your average person cannot you know, you know what I'm saying I just think that's really interesting. I would like to this is a good point. I don't want to come back to it I just want to say for the record about the plea of the weeb, uh, uh, it was it was at like 6th In the morning I've been up like an entire day and also it was a year ago and also I'm sorry. I'm not funny I swear to god I will say though that I do think you've you've evolved significantly over the past year Since since rad con too, which is which when was your like first pcp entrance? I mean you were probably on one before that but like you became like a main dude after that sometime The first episode I was on was memes that needed to got need to die, but I don't remember what my first like I am a member was yeah, okay. Well, I don't hear it was after that anyway, yeah Yeah, uh, I'm so sorry about like the context in which you can say things.  That's that's the city I'm thinking about specifically like a small like suburb.   I act way more red pills with my I could you know, maybe they're you were just in Germany probably visiting hitler's great and saluting uh extensively I walk up to my grandmother. All right guys time for another episode of arm retrieval.  I'm here all the reasons why Then he's like, oh that munch. She's at it again Yeah, you only record arm retrieval when they're in the room it when they're not there it doesn't make any sense Yeah, it just it just all follows apart Well, I guess we we've gone through a gamut here. So what else what else should we touch on before we end our Our discussion. I would like to talk about we've talked about like like the controversial You know we're talking about nigger, which by the way, I just want to say like we've talked about all the negatives and positives I love saying nigger as Demonstrate the thing about nigger is that it's the it's the it's the word that makes people the angriest So it's the one that you want to say to piss people off, which is why like nigger is such a common word Okay, can I can I pose a question before we go for any further me too good. Yeah Yeah Okay, is it Do you because I and maybe this is just me and that's why I want to pose the question see if I'm like crazy Or this is totally a thing our swear words and racial slurs the most fanatically pleasing things to say Or is that just me like that? That is me as well.     Thank you very much So by christ.     I'm fairly certain No Slap against the floor tiles Wap is an abbreviation I think it's I think it stands for without passport because they're like illegal immigrants or something Was the original idea? I thought that's what I heard Like that that one's not a phonetically Even um even kraut like like like the world war two thing you call the germans the krauts Like that has like a consonants like whatever that word is like it has like a punchiness Like a like a sharpness to it any word like that is useful for for sounding like powerful and in command and aggressive And so any any any words that has ever been used to like hurt people has had that sort of sound in it Can we agree at least on this if nothing else that the the nation state of nijer Must change its name to make me more comfortable looking at the world map.  How can I live with that?     You should do a prank video Oh Oh my okay Here's where I where I drop like a munchy lower bomb because there's actually a reason I use nigger a lot In the context that I do I almost got through the entire show and not saying it. Damn it. I was so close I um This doesn't happen always because I've kind of fallen off the bandwagon And it's just it's just too fun to say nigger and I say in context and I let my discipline down However, the original reason I I set out to use nigger a lot is because one Like like the most important thing about it is that it's phonetically pleasing and it's really punchy and fun to say It's just like how drawing a swastika just feels. Yeah. Yeah. It just feels right. It just is good. Yeah, but I I I realize I like like I am again a blue-pilled cuck and you know I didn't want to make anyone feel bad that I was using the term nigger Even though I just wanted to in the base of my soul So I tried to remove nigger from its cultural context as much as possible That's the thing right there in in the curbie episode.  Like what you're doing is robbing it of its insulting significance Yeah, yeah, I feel the same way because I okay.  Yes.  There's there's that that insult has no content to it at all My favorite type of insult and and like threat of violence are the ones where there isn't Actually any violence being like conveyed.   What does that mean exactly carries all the attitude? It carries all the attitude of bravado of like a threat without any actual threat being exact It's like it's like beyond like swearing. It's like a post swear.    They did it to me That's true. That that that that kind of that kind of sticks with you. I feel like I feel like this post swearing world's a world I want to live in now Yeah, get there together everybody. I cannot wait for the hashtag post swear to cash on. I'm so happy Well guys, what else? I mean, I feel like we've done a quite I'm glad that we got to this point at the end This is this is where I was immediately thinking that the discussion would go I just want to comment before on the Overuse the idea of a angry video game nerd syndrome as I've titled it the use of using too many Swear words because I view it a lot like legendary pokemon Like the useless terrible. Yes Yes, almost exactly because okay The reason I like swear words and I think we all do is because they are special As even though we will say, you know, swear words aren't that bad And you know, you should be able to say swear words to kids and you know Scream obscenities at your toddlers and that should be okay at the end of the day It's almost good that they that they that is that gives them their power if I heard It's what I said at the very beginning.   Basically. Yeah.  So I guess look I I guess lucario is not a legendary, but they just give you a lucario. Well, that's bad, too I don't earn a girl. I think for black and white. I forget. All right. Well poke on sucks Gen two was the best. Gen two was the best objective Actually hard gold and soul silver. That is the peak pokemon experience and if something you're not allowed to say I like gen three. That's a good one. Nobody likes gen three. That is literally the most popular opinion As I say, Nate says no one likes gen three.  I'm gonna I'm gonna go.    What are you talking about? What are you talking about?  Those synthesized trumpets, it sound like someone was like farting really high pitch Oh, what the fuck?  Okay, you don't.  Okay, here's the thing. Let's take at least six points off the metagame score. It does. Six out of ten. Too much trumpets. IGN reveal, okay?    Gen four is the best generation Gen oneer and I have no respect for you. Gen two is the only good option for favorite gen of pokemon That the the the big argument was just pokemon Creeds can come together and bitch about okay We're on the same page about trans issues about gamergate about all like that like we've solved that we've solved that we're onto the real problems The trans issues and the racist stuff that was the cellular level What does it mean to feel like you're like the generation one pokemon more?   The reason that's not cool It's because you there is no class to it. There's no there's no sense of like oh god He's saying that word right now. He's making me conscious ever to say that now it is important and special Yeah, like everything You know what I will say if your undertale is like is is at maximum intensity all the time Then there will be no peaks and valleys in your undertale and it'll be a bad undertale So here's I think specifically in media. I think that overswearing had its time Like I think I think the angry video game nerd in particular Is a great historical snapshot of how media has evolved with the rise of the internet Because if you watch an episode of south park or something on tv back when the internet like youtube was still a weeb And they had like a swearing spree.  This is crazy. And like that was really novel for a time Now it's like past say because everybody can do it. So now we're now we're in the post swearing Uh society makes me feel bad. I really I think I think that's true I think that like I think that like the older generations like are more like baby boomers are really offended by swear words and like Millennials You know what's interesting I've actually been getting some comments recently On like unlike my star wars video for example that I made on my channel We're like I've just simply noticed like some older people, you know, probably like old school star wars fans Like clicked on the video to watch it where I'm like comparing star trek doesn't matter. Uh, which I say star wars I meant star trek. I meant star trek. Um Disgusting. I know I I would never talk about star wars grace.  I like it. I like I completely agree It yeah, I mean swear words.   I'll say You know maker or whatever it's for me.  This is a literal thing I'm passing legislation in my state at the moment and we're going to expand it globally soon enough So I really like I really like that's the quotas that people want to see everybody That's what you're going to be saluting.  I can there could be none of that. There could be none of this, right? Okay, yeah, that'll be a big problem.  Oh my god He had nothing to do with this.  You aren't allowed to say that Well guys, shall we go to the questions now? Yeah, it feels like it. Okay, uh, uh everybody. Oh, uh, don't forget to uh patron us at patreon.com slash the procrastinators Please please god Please lord for for jesus sakes mercy Lord knows we're not going to have monetization on this episode. So please make up for it Oh christ I just want to shout out that guy, uh, I don't know who it was Made like a bingo card of me and I just want to say briska just so you can cross that out Before we move on to questions, I have a I have a question for all you just what you're what's your read on this Okay, all our opinion on like the whole trans thing. Are we in the majority or are we in the minority? Of what? The real majority of like real people, right? Yeah. Well, I don't know I really am no, I do you know what I think it is. I think we're in the majority I just think because of the the uh, the culture Uh, you're not allowed to say it. Yeah, so it's not presented very off. So I guess we've been punching down pretty hard this episode I would imagine 0.1 of the population if you look at it that way. They have a loud ass voice online So I don't feel that bad I would imagine that like the majority of people who are explicitly against trans people are probably not as nuanced as we are and While we may be in like the majority of like we're skeptical of this our exact opinions and Formations of our thoughts are probably different. I don't know. I don't know if we would be necessarily in the minority I'd like to think I I'm sure I'm sure that the people in the comments aren't gonna see it that way It's just I think literally. Oh, no, we'll be dead. We are done. Goodbye Everyone to be as happy and healthy as possible I simply do not agree that the methods that these people have selected as the optimum one Are necessarily that and I would like to see more evidence that that's the case The reason I over flow with empathy for these people but go on the reason we would You know reason we were talking about it in in in the first place was because like because we can't talk about it But that you can't talk about it because they have their claws I mean right to imply they have claws and it's like they're fucking deep monsters, but like They have claws in the media and you just you're just everybody's like like the majority of people can't speak The the way they want right? Yeah, it's kind of silly But that's right. They were on the on the pcp.  You cannot argue with this I said i'm not i said i'm not gonna agree with anything for the sake of progressivism And then he took that as a as an admission that I was that I was regressive, which it was not Oh my god, yep.  Oh god. Hey listen what can do an episode on that We got speaking of this, but here's a great question. I love this one actually there's a lot going on with this So this is from the twitter everybody, uh, uh, we do the thing uh follow us at tpcrastinators on saturdays And we record so that you see the tweet where we ask for them questions using the hashtag ask pcp thing We also pull questions from the procrastinators chat So if you're a patient you get asked to the discord server and we'll pull questions from there more often because you love us And we'll love you back. That's how these things work. But listen to this one. Okay at gaibwa 11 gaibw underscore 11 asks is it wrong to want to see others not succeed in life If their career is already heading towards failure Oh, no, I think I think that I think if I think that's a good I think that means you care about them if you think if you think that's exceeding at their chosen thing Is going to be bad for them in the long run Yeah, I think you should I think yeah, you should want them to fail at it. Yeah, that makes sense to me Yeah, um, well, I mean I'm trying to think of like an example where that would not work Hey, I've got one for you. I've got an example of this So, uh, there was this there was this guy who went on the shark tank and he he advertised this game and it was called like Boulder ball builder ball. It was some like game. Oh, yeah, I know. I know what you're talking about Yeah, like this man had spent like a decade trying to make this sport an olympic sport And was like going around had sold his house had had divorced his wife or like his marriage It's collapsed Like his life was in shambles because he was trying so hard and he believed to a pathological degree You might say that this game was going to be successful and he would not stop until it became as successful as he wanted to be And like the sharks were like, dude, you need to stop. This is not going to happen. It's not going to work out And it was called bullet ball. I have bullet ball. Yeah, okay bullet ball And uh, it was it was a nightmare like he's listening to his story But the amazing thing is ultimately he did find some small success with it in like, uh I don't know exactly how but like he did manage to get a little bit of of his toe in the door Yeah, like it's i'm seeing that it's it's it's part of the senior olympics now Right or it became part of it. So yeah, someone somewhere picked it up. It didn't become an olympic sport, but Jesus christ Someone someone maybe he met senior olympics all along. It just wasn't saying it. I don't I don't know I mean, I'm sure it's a perfectly playable game And I'm sure it's an okay game. It's an okay game How like okay, but the question is was it worth it?  Did he losing his wife? That depends on the metrics you're measuring like is it personal satisfaction or is it like tangible like asset I think the only reason you should um Wish for the the failure of someone is because if they succeed it will be Like actually bad for you in some tangible way.  I think you have to respect their time like don't interfere You can hope that if something looks really bad like man, I hope that I hope I think it's less about if it's someone You care about it's less about hoping they fail, but hoping they change directions, right? You're not right. You hope that's something gets fucked up If you get something sort of something improves if you're getting a sadistic pleasure from watching your friends fail Like I mean that's that's not that's you know, maybe I guess I shouldn't judge what makes you happy either But like that's not really like what we want society to be built on.  That's that's perfectly reasonable I got a question from the procrastinators patreon lounge. You can donate for just one dollar Get in here.  Um by griffy. What is your least favorite? I'm gonna expand this to least favorite and Possibly the favorite thing that's happened as a result of the existence of the pcp Uh, okay, so I mean this friend group or specifically the podcast. How should we interpret this? I would I would imagine like the podcast I would like or the podcast or you know, like like the culture surrounding it as a result of it being a podcast Uh, I make money on Saturdays. That's the best That's not bad. Yeah, the the best thing about the pcp is that it lets me do my other stuff Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, but I think my favorite thing about it is uh, rad con that was the I mean, I mean, well, I'll take it I mean, I do enjoy being on the show and and hanging out with y'all like I always have fun actually doing the podcast Yeah, so my I mean long before the pcp made money I mean, it's no secret that I am the beating heart of the pcp that keeps this this machine lumbering along And a lot of that I think just came from the fact that I had moved out to a new city And I didn't like have friends out here or anything I didn't know anybody and I felt a strong desire to to keep conversation going with these guys online So like I was always there like let's do it.  I need to fucking talk about I think it's safe to say Nate that if you hadn't started the pcp We would not be nearly as close as we are now I probably would have fallen off the map with a lot of you just because we don't Because we didn't we don't have like a fandom thing to keep us all talking and stuff Like we all kind of went off in our own directions And if we didn't have this to to galvanize our our group I think it would have it would have definitely weakened if not evaporated entirely I think some people might be inclined to think I don't know.  Uh, it was blissful Yeah, I can't wait to do it again. I mean the worst thing about the pcp as an organization by far Is is the kind of issues that arise just from a group of people working and have clashing ideologies sometimes And uh, you know, we they may have not have been an incident where someone had to leave, you know That wasn't fun and uh things like that are pretty much stand out as the things you don't want to have to do For me, I think I think we can all agree that this I think we're gonna Say, uh, I I I'm sorry, monkey. I I I don't hate you But I I feel bad about the whole situation. Oh, yeah It was real it was real shitty. It was real shitty. Yeah, actually I'm mad. I was gonna make a joke, but then you made it all serious and yeah, I'm just gonna echo that Oh, well here's gib cutting off jokes.  I can't even make the joke now because my joke is gonna say the worst part was Jeff and I can't even make that Got him I love you. Um, yeah Make no mistake. We were all upset about it. Adi and so none of us were happy about it. No, no Yep. Yep. Yep. Some of us for different reasons than others. Yeah, but any of the worst things, uh, I can't really think of any. No, I mean it's pretty great in it. Yeah, everything else is great. Yeah Especially the money I love every month. This is like it is literally my favorite part of the month to just like Calculate the finances of the pcp and like divvy it up appropriately and make sure and check off my little boxes when everyone's gotten paid I feel so great about it. It is it is a pleasure to do it and uh, They just watch as our financial empire slowly grow and can feel that's my favorite thing You're always posting like you're always posting graphs of like look at like look at our performance Like look at our revenue. Yeah, look at the upward trend and I gotta say I appreciate it a lot Damn, right It does make me feel like my life is on an upward curve in some way despite everything else being a dumpster fire It's good. No, there's some glimmer of hope there. That's good. That's good Everyone's saying the generic like oh, yeah, I I like money. I like money and I do like money However, I want to go with like to the black pilled extreme and say that that that that my favorite Aspect of the pcb that might is my favorite about vanity Is seeing people say that they like me and that I am the best pcp member. That's what I striped or yeah Whoever someone says that I'm the best pcp member. I know like. Oh, of course. That is true Thank you. You're a polarizing figure But you do get a lot of people saying you're the best and that they're here for you And I will say social currency is just as fun to collect as the actual currency. You know, you're not wrong Yeah, I feel like I feel like um, I feel like I'm a I'm kind of a dark horse kind of a cult favorite I feel like I'm not the most popular, but I but I feel like there's a like there's a Like there's a sizable minority of people that are that are solidly in ben's camp and I appreciate them so much I feel like I don't know what i'm doing lately, but people I've gotten a couple comments So like oh, tom's pretty cool.  Yeah. Yeah. It was great. It was great So I certainly agree uh that it's it's great. You're like you're the one pitching shows and not us. It's because Well, that's not because I made funny jokes.  That's true. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? That's that's how I feel I don't like blueberries I don't like you I don't like you berries. Yeah Uh, what was I gonna say? Oh, oh it related to this topic Uh, uh, there happened to be on 4chan the other day a thread. Uh, it was actually about digi something about Mario odyssey, I think or something, you know, that's it um stupid and within it There was a discussion about the pcp emerged and three individual tier lists were posted as for who were the best I just want to say now. This is 4chan, which I am a close ally of so it makes sense that they would like me But I was the top contender on all of them on all of them. I was number one You're the omnibus presence. What do you mean? I was the top contender on a bunch of them I specifically remember That I was a that I was a favorite.  So, you know I'm the best I think you're getting a little too big for your britches I will say that one time I hosted the show. I got a lot of positive comments and people wanted me to replace you more often So just keep an eye out for that buddy. It could just be that host bump. It could be the host I'm gonna roll in my communist revolution here. You just Oh, that was the best part of the pcp No, like like saying that tom is a communist and having everyone agree with me and then being that then him saying like What makes you think that and we're all like, oh, oh, we we don't know We didn't question Tom's communism meme was a real strizan effect moment in the pcp Like there was no moment of origin, but we were all unanimous that of course This is what's real.  I am why? I don't know.   That's right. Another question from patreon lounge by the Vacuminator Are there any songs you've listened to so much uh at one point in your life? The lyrics have started to inform the way you've lived your life. Do you get the skills to be the comic song Every song from the spongebob musical Not not lyrics wise, but I have listened to a lot of like led zeppelin songs to the point where I like off of the like off by heart I know exactly how all the drum solos and guitar solos go and I could play along with them On the thing so much you are the black dog. You are the stairway to heaven. You are that guy. Yes I I just hum it to myself in my brain like every every day like I I can I can replay a song A classic rock song in my head without having to turn on my mpc dude if this were a video game You would be like the designated mpc that like you talk to to begin the bgm playing like a different song in the background After you collect the item. Oh my god associated with it. That'd be you. That's you in real life Uh, wait, what what was exactly the question?   Wait.  Well, it informs it informs the way you live your life Uh, like it changes you and it gives you new ideas in your old craning there I mean, here's I don't know Howling at the moon a lot these days Uh, like I don't actually know most of the lyrics to like Sorairo days the the blue girl and login main theme But like I know I'm always on about it But like I listen to that song a lot and it like deeply emotionally moves me every single time Yeah, I was thinking about like what my point was going to be that I it's not so much like lyrics of songs Yeah, but just like the context of songs presented it and kind of just the emotional gravitas of the instrumentation Fucking you're not alone from Final Fantasy 9 is like like that song just evokes such a strong moment Like from that game of like I mean, I'm not even going to go into it But it is by far the most emotionally powerful moment in Final Fantasy 9 And it's devastating. I do actually have one. You know, I do actually have one If I can pink floyd's welcome to the machine It informed a lot of like like coming out of college having to think about looking for work Not really knowing what to do and be like, yeah, now you're in the machine. This is what it is All of hybrid theory informed my my middle school years.  I bet it did I was a walking meme at the time This is a Like a little bit of a recent find for me So I I've got to see if it's truly changed my life But it's uh put in a lot of like like ideas in that I've been cooking in my brain It's it's like popped out and you know made me fully understand Uh, this guy this guy on bandcamp who did like like home stuck music He's a guy who made the music for s enter.   I'm learning about so many different backgrounds I'm I'm unsure if this fight is you know good enough to continue Oh, by the way, I just want to add like on a practical note like that that that's sarairo days And like like that song and lots of other like songs that evoke strong emotions in me I actually strategically deploy those songs like during my runs Oh, yeah, I do as ways to like or like just when lifting to like force my like when I'm like When I'm like halfway through a run if I just put on like sarairo days like it like the I've been psychologically tricked. It just kicks in in dorphin that just allows me to finish my run like easily So do you use it that way to like force my body to just obey?  I like what I only listen to music In context of would it be cool if like I was in a movie and this song was playing right now to the audience Like what this could be what's happening right now. That's the only context I listen to any music in I think of all music as like what would what would an s Like a homestuck flash look like with this music. Yeah. Yeah, what if what if I was having the baby and the baby was you What I was a great armor she will right now. What would that sound like?     What's the best breakfast?  Oh the decadence Two uh locks locks bagels with cream cheese tomato onion and capers Yeah, yeah, all right. All right slo-mo All right, buddy. That's my name All of us went to a foreign language class bed And the best and the best breakfast beverage is two-thirds cranberry juice one-third grapefruit juice mixed together You're a mixologist, ain't you?  I've got a problem. I love that. This sounds great Just do it like fry bacon and then halfway through just put okay I was going to say I was going to say the bacon's going to take longer to cook. So you got to put that in first I have one more. There's one more. I forgot. There's actually a breakfast named after me Um named after my real name Uh, it's not the ben saint. It's the perfect beverage for the chat on the go I'm listening I won't say my last name even though I literally don't care if anyone knows it Uh, uh, but uh, it's coffee coffee with a scoop of chocolate protein powder in it And that is a great that is a great, uh powerful breakfast treat that people people turn their noses up at the ben At the ben saint guy Two two points you wonder you just don't want to say it First of all, it inspired by that it's a bunch of Polish gobbledygook. That's why I don't want to say it Indeed it's a waste of everyone's time. Yeah inspired by that drink ben I I I have made my real name as well, which is just the same thing However, it's slightly different and for literal like like kill yourself.  And also it's delicious I eat it. It's a great All right. All right. All right. Wait, wait. No, this is the extremely important about breakfast. It's extremely important Fine.  Of course. That's exactly.  Just don't do it You're just wasting eggs. You're wasting that flavor.  So here's I'll give you an option as well You have a bowl of oats.  So uh, there you go That's it. That's what you think it's all we have to say on the subject of things you can't say What about what about what about tom? I'm just I I actually am starting to do the oatmeal thing a lot now Because it's cheap and it's easy and it's fine and I don't care I want to turn into a machine if I could if I could remove my sense of taste. I would do it It would improve my life dramatically. Absolutely But when I when I'm a weak boy, I'm I'm fan of omelettes. I like making omelettes. I make omelettes all the time They're good.  So that's a good source And that's it protein and beans eat them beans. I get canned beans all the time. It's the best I was doing that before it became a pcp meme Guys, I I I would eat beans if you could eat them in an omelette. Could you do that? Could you do like a bean omelette? Anything in an omelette do you eat burrito? Yeah, no problem. No, that would be a nice thing.  They're they're really good. It's good Shit. It's good. I'm all about the bean life, but I'm lazy.   It's like 50% of it. I just don't want to do dishes later.  Oh, yes.  Oh my god It's good. What even are you? I get it. I get I can be relaxing It's not the worst thing in the world and like as chores go. It's probably one of my No, no, no, no. This is this is where this is where I'm going to pull a weird utilitarianism That's wasting your time. That's wasting your time doing things that don't matter. He is right.    I like it because of like the the the therapeutic sort of like I can just sort of like zone out while doing this.   I mean I could do both I just I just like the the relaxing and the like sort of like standing there like the sound of water It's it's good. It's good for my soul and therefore good for my motivation and productivity I eat. I'll grant you it even though I don't agree I I I like cook soup. I like boil the soup and then I eat it directly out of the pot I will never use a bowl ever because you have to handle on the pot.  Why not?  Let's let's wrap it up everybody. Uh, thanks for listening everybody All right, i'm a race trader slash the procrastinators. Uh, please Give us money five dollars to get the bonus episodes. Uh, uh, what was the last bonus episode about?  Yes. We got drunk and by the time you hear this one It'll only be a couple days until the next one's out.  American versus american pure rod blood patriotism. It is Charlie brown versus in yasha. I came up with this one myself.  I think they're equal in power and raw cultural impact So if you guys want to hear the awesome battle you have it's five dollars on patreon get access to all the bonus episodes There's eight of them right now. That's correct eight. So far.  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