CHAPTER 50 Upon which the curtain falls. Plain sense upon the marriage question is my demand upon man and woman for the stopping of many a tragedy. These were Dr. Middleton's words in reply to Willoughby's brief explanation. He did not say that he had shown it parentally while the tragedy was threatening or at least there was danger of a precipitated descent from the levels of comedy. The parents of humanial men and women he was indisposed to consider as dramatis personae. Nor did he mention certain sympathetic regrets he entertained in contemplation of the health of Mr. Dale for whom, poor gentleman, the proffer of a bottle of the patterned pot would be an egregious mockery. He paced about, anxious for his departure, and seeming better pleased with the society of Colonel D. Gray than with that of any of the others. Colonel D. Gray assiduously courted him, was anecdotal, deferential, charmingly vivacious, the very man the Reverend Doctor liked for company when plunged in the buzzle of the preliminaries to a journey. You would be a cheerful traveling comrade, sir, he remarked, and spoke of his doom to lead his daughter over the Alps and Alpine Lakes for the summer months. Strange to tell, the Alps for the summer months was a settled project of the Colonel's. And then, Dr. Middleton was to be hauled along to the habitable quarters of North Italy, in high summer tide. That also had been traced for a route on the map of Colonel D. Gray. We are started in June, I am informed, said Dr. Middleton. June, by miracle, was the month the Colonel had fixed upon. I trust we shall meet, sir, said he. I would gladly reckon it in my catalogue of pleasures, the Reverend Doctor responded, for in good sooth it is conjecturable that I shall be left very much alone. Paris, Strasburg, Bar, the Colonel inquired. The Lake of Constance, I am told, said Dr. Middleton. Colonel D. Gray spied eagerly for an opportunity of exchanging a pair of syllables with the third and fairest party of this glorious expedition to come. Willoughby met him, and rewarded the Colonel's frankness in stating that he was on the lookout for Miss Middleton to take his leave of her, by furnishing him the occasion. He conducted his friend Horace to the blue room, where Clara and Leticia were seated, circling a half-embrace with a brook of chatter, and contrived an excuse for leading Leticia forth. Some minutes later, Mrs. Mount Stuart called aloud for the Colonel to drive him away. Willoughby, whose good offices were unabated by the services he performed to each in rotation, assured her to the blue room, hearing her say as she stood at the entrance.  She was met and detained by Clara. D. Gray came out. What are you thinking of? said Willoughby. I was thinking, said the Colonel, of developing a heart like you, and taking to think of others. At last, A. You are a true friend, Willoughby, a true friend, and a cousin to boot. What? Has Clara been communicative? The itinerary of a voyage Miss Middleton is going to make. Do you join them? Why? It would be delightful, Willoughby. But it happens I've got a lot of powder I want to let off, and so I have an idea of shouldering my gun along the sea coast and shooting girls, which will be a harmless form of committing patricide and matricide and fratricide, for there's my family and I come of it, the girl. And I have to talk lively to Mrs. Mount Stuart for something like a matter of 12 hours, calculating that she goes to bed at midnight, and I wouldn't bet on it. Such is the energy of ladies of that age. Willoughby scorned the man who could not conceal a blow, even though he joked over his discomfiture. Girl, he muttered. A bird that's easy to be had, and better for stuffing than for eating, said D. Gray. You'll miss your cousin. I have, replied Willoughby, one fully equal to supplying his place. There was confusion in the hall for a time, and an assembly of the household to witness the departure of Dr. Middleton and his daughter. Vernon had been driven off by Dr. Corny, who further recommended rest for Mr. Dale, and promised to keep an eye for Cross J. along the road. I think you will find him at the station, and if you do, command him to come straight back here. The Tisha said to Clara. The answer was an affectionate squeeze, and Clara's hand was extended to Willoughby, who bowed over it with perfect courtesy, bidding her adieu. So the knot was cut, and the next carriage to Dr. Middleton's was Mrs. Mounds towards, conveying the great lady and Colonel D. Gray. I beg you not to wear that face with me, she said to him. I have had to dissemble, which I hate, and I have quite enough to endure, and I must be amused, or I shall run away from you and enlist that little countryman of yours, and him I can count on to be professionally restorative. Who can fathom the heart of a girl? Here is Lady Bush right once more. And I was wrong. She must be a gambler by nature. I never should have risked with a guess as that.  Ma'am, written D. Gray, the boast of our army is never to know when we are beaten, and that tells of a great hearted soldiery. But there is a field where the Briton must own his defeat, whether smiling or crying, and I am not so sure that a short howl doesn't do him honour. She was, I am certain, in love with Vernon Wittford all along, Colonel D. Gray. Ah, the Colonel drank it in. I have learnt that it was not the gentleman in whom I am chiefly interested, so it was not so hard for the Lady to vow to friend Willoughby she would marry no one else. Girls are unfathomable, and Lady Bush, I know she did not go by character, shot one of her random guesses, and she triumphs. We shall never hear the last of it, and I had all the opportunities. I am bound to confess I had. Did you by chance, ma'am, D. Gray said with a twinkle, drop a hint to Willoughby of her turn for Vernon Wittford? No, said Mrs. Montstuart. I am not a mischief-maker, and the policy of the country is to keep him in love with himself, or pattern will be likely to be as dull as it was without a lady enthroned. When his bride is at ease, he is a prince. I can read, men. Now, Colonel D. Gray, pray, be lively. I should have been livelier, I am afraid, if you had dropped a bit of a hint to Willoughby. But you are the magnanimous person, ma'am, and revenge for a stroke in the game of love shows us unworthy to win. Mrs. Montstuart menaced him with her parasol. I forbid sentiments, Colonel D. Gray. They are always followed by size. Grant me five minutes of inward retirement, and I'll come out formed for your commands, ma'am," said he. Before the termination of that space, D. Gray was enchanting Mrs. Montstuart, and she, in consequence, was restored to her natural wit. So, and much so universally, the world of his dread and his unconscious worship wagged over Sir Willoughby pattern, and his change of brides until the preparations for the festivities of the marriage flushed him in his country's eyes to something of the splendid glow he had worn on the great day of his majority. That was upon the season when two lovers met between the Swiss and Tyrell Alps over the Lake of Constance. Sitting beside them, the comic news is grave and sisterly. But taking a glance at the others of her late company of actors, she compresses her lips. End of Chapter 50. End of The Egoist by George Meredith


Welcome to Toffy TV, it is my three things from Everton 1, Manchester City 3 at Goodersham Park tonight, the Blues beating at home and yeah, a tale of two halves really, I think Everton game plan worked really well in the first half, they were winning 1-0, Manchester City couldn't argue they weren't the better team all night because they were but Everton's game plan was very evident in the first half and worked with good effect, we lost the game plan in the second half. And we had no holes and no grip on the game whatsoever and the world class players popped up all about and got them three valuable points, they needed that win, it's been a while since they won a game in the Premier League and Everton have given them that platform to go on now and see whether they can get themselves back fully into that title race. But from our perspective, two defeats on the run now in the league and it means sadly that if looting when they're gaming and we will be back in the bottom three show, got to start picking up our home form and that is where I'm going to start because we play Wolves at the weekend and then that's us halfway through the season and we've only won three times at Goodersham Park and that is an issue. It's something that we've got to correct in the second half of the season and it'll be difficult, we've still got Liverpool, Tottenham to come with Goodersham, Aston Villa of course as well, next one in the Premier League so we've still got teams who are doing really well in that top six, I've got to come to Goodersham and we've got to start in our performance as a home into three points because that is ultimately what will keep us away from any danger. Let's hope we get some points back from the points deduction and I think a lot of people are just ignoring that points deduction now and saying well it is what it is, we've got 16 points and we've got to try to build that up and listen I think looting have had a tremendous week and got back to back victories. I don't think that's going to happen too many times this season, I think Sheffield United and Burnley look like they're gone to me or they're in serious trouble so I'm evident in a group at the moment playing against the likes of Luton Forest Palace, Brentford to see who stays up and it's really frustrating because I've said before on this without that points deduction we would be looking at Europe in places and saying we'd get there but we'd certainly be in that fight. That really is how we should approach every game anyway because ultimately we have won eight games, we are or we should be fighting for the European spot at this moment on a points level and that's what we have to remember but the cold hard facts are we haven't, we've got 16 points so we have to start winning games. This was always going to be two difficult fixes. I guess in the cold like today we should have got something that spares at the weekend and could we have done more tonight in that second half to stop us capitulating really because that's what we did, we were winning 1-0 into six or seven, eight minutes into the second half we're still 1-0 up and we allow Phil Foden to get a free shot in and that cannot be, we cannot be the case. Your manager might say we're happy for people to shift in 25 yards, it's up to the goalkeeper then but let's get out and get blockchain and we didn't and once they got the equaliser the momentum fully shifted to them, we know how good they are. So it is something we have got to correct the gooders and we get, you look back and we can rear games against Wolves and Fulham and Luton, we've all come and won a gooders and shouldn't have done so we have to make sure that when we're playing teams around us and teams at the bottom that we return gooders and into a real difficult placing. I think for us at the moment we've got to just get a couple of big results, we need the atmosphere, the atmosphere was poor tonight, it was great when we scored, dead noisy it was brilliant but it wasn't sustained and we have to somehow find a way to pick that atmosphere up. It's difficult on that Gary, it's difficult, a lot of home team struggle with the atmosphere, you know we've seen the gain from across the park, having a go with them for their atmosphere and you see that other clubs united historically is a silent place city themselves, it's quiet, it's home crowd are just generally quiet but for us we probably need that atmosphere right now so, but our home form has got to improve that's for sure because at the minute three home wins in the first half of the season isn't good enough, it's really really not good enough so something that needs addressing because in contrast that away form is very good so we do have to slight that balance. The second thing I want to talk about is what the manager does in the absence of Abelai D'Coray because it is a gaping hole in our team. We've seen Andre Gomez come on at the weekend and do really well against Spades, he was far far less affected tonight, we needed them tonight, his quality, he's getting on the ball, he worked hard, no problem with him, he worked really hard but he just couldn't get anything in that game, couldn't get any kind of foothold in the game whatsoever. It is a problem, we saw this last season when the manager lost D'Coray for three games through suspension, we just couldn't fill the gap and I don't know what he does now going to Wolves, would love it, love it as Kevin Keegan once said, if D'Coray was back for that but I know that the medical staff are taking it day by day but the first prognosis was a month, around a month for the injury and I know it improved since then so there is still an outside chance for Wolves and they're going to risk it and if not what do you do to play Danjuma day? It's not really pulled up any trees as he should have scored at least once on Saturday and didn't come on tonight and they didn't really affect it at all to try Danjuma wide and play Jack Harrison, we don't know if D'Ris is going to be back at the weekend So I think whenever they've got the full 11 I think they are a match for a lot of teams but we do have a problem off the striker. I thought tonight was a good opportunity for Sean to go with the two strikers, the two one and just go for it a little bit and he didn't so I don't think he would do that away from home He did go to three at the back, that might be a way of combatting certain things at the moment, the way we've got the injury so maybe he'll start with three at Wolves I don't know but it's a problem at the minute because we can't fill that space, we haven't got anybody and that is what's frustrating with that is that should be Danjuma's opportunity and he just doesn't ever seem to grab it So we'll have to wait and see, there is a big problem, there's a problem last year and it's a problem this year and we have to solve it and he's going to have to solve it by getting another decor type into the squad and you know we've seen Kevin Thewell talking today So I'll talk about that in my third point, which is now, which is the squad, Kevin Thewell has addressed Evertonians and said that this window will be a quiet one. I don't think it's what any of us wanted to hear although I think most of us were probably expecting it but Edithon do have to work hard and they do have to try and come up with something this window I don't think we can allow the month to go by without strengthening, I really don't, I know it's difficult but there are players out there and our squad is paying for everything, it was great as he said he was calling me back on a bench tonight but he's a right back You know we need attacking options as well, we're seeing Dwight MacNeill and Jack Harrison running on ffumes at times because they need someone who can replace them at times But in the middle of the park there's no creativity, I've just been talking about that the life of Corey then, without him and his goals are massive, we don't have anyone who can play that role, no one can play it anywhere near what the Corey does because of his goals So therefore you're looking for something else in that position so we should be looking for someone who's creative in that or someone who gets shot away and we don't push you forward and send some of my ffilders in today and say Gomes isn't a split striker, James Garner isn't a split striker, Jack Harrison isn't a split striker, Dwight MacNeill has had a goal and he's not that either Dan Zymer tossively but he played it against Burnley and he was terrible in the cut tie at home in terms of getting on the ball, he just couldn't get himself into the game and I think he's just more used to playing wide so we don't have anybody who can do that Is the people around who we can go and get on loan? Who can do that? I don't know but it's not my job but I don't think we can bat this window off personally by saying finances won't let us, it's difficult because I think there is room Kevin Thalwell did say it, if an opportunity comes up and it's too good to miss, we'll say it will, I think this squad needs a little bit of help, if you can get a player in at least one on loan, two would be ideal but one on loan then you might help this squad to stay well clear of any kind of trouble I'm finished higher up which is more money, more money for meta places and things like that and it gives everybody that freshness on that lift so you will have to work us out, I'm hoping it was Kevin Thalwell trying to just dampen down expectation and I'm hoping that they are looking at Manchester United or clubs like that or clubs in Yora who you might be able to get a player in who could come in and just give us that little lift whether it be off the bench or whether you can alternate with the club or whatever, somebody can maybe play wider times as well just to give it that little bit of freshness so we'll have to wait and see but I'm hoping that they do because I think it is just it's a little bit thin this squad, I don't think the answers are necessarily in the building in terms of just that extra body that could really give us the lift but listen we might end up having to do that because there just isn't any budget or whatever but we'll see, it's going to be an interesting month to take over should be concluded in the next couple of weeks as well, we'll see where that takes us, we should know about the independent commission, the appeal and they should be looking at ways to give us all of our points back if not at least half of them back which would again help us in our position going forward so it's going to be a very very interesting month obviously, here on Toffy TV we will be discussing the ins and outs of everything throughout the month but listen thank you very much for taking the time to watch tonight give the video a thumbs up subscribe if you haven't hope you're all having a very good Christmas take it easy see you later


The Jack Benny program. Quality of product is essential to continuing success. At 40, 45, sold, American. Lucky strike means fine tobacco. So round, so firm, so fully packed, so free and easy on the draw. Fully packed, so free and easy on the draw. Quality distinguishes a man. Lucky strike means fine tobacco. Yes, lucky strike means fine strike tobacco. Fine tobacco, lucky strike. What you wouldn't give to be 45 again, Cookie? You're welcome, Poopsie. Oh, hello, Phil. I didn't see you come in. Hiya, Jackson. Well, I wanted to surprise you. Do you notice anything different about me? Let's see, a new tie? Lows these shoelaces you gave me for Christmas. The proper spirit, you know. Well, Jack, I hate to bring this up, but you didn't think of me. You didn't give me anything for Christmas. Oh, yes, Don. I ordered a nice gift for you, but it didn't get here yet. See, they're having a little trouble at the Montgomery War. And listen, kids, now that you brought it up, that was a fine present you all chipped in and gave me. Hmm, a gift certificate for a dinner at the Thrifty Drug Store. Good, but I kept slipping off the stool all the time. Anyway, kids, Christmas is over, and after our program, I want you all to come over to my house and see the new year in. Boy, am I gonna have fun. Oh, sure, sure. What do you mean, oh, sure, sure? You'll have fun, all right. You'll have a cola, two 7-ups, and one Dr. Pepper. Then 10 minutes later, you'll put on a lady's hat and holler, yee-hee! What? Then you'll have two fingers of Dad's old-fashioned root beer and Rochester will have to carry up the bed. What are you kids talking about? You're the only one I ever saw that drinks champagne out of a spoon. Now, listen, kids, I may be that way all year, but when it comes to new... Oh, hello, Larry. Hello, Mr. Benny. Happy New Year. Same to you. I'm glad you got here, kid. It's time for your song. What about my New Year's resolution first? Sure, kid. What is it? Well, I made a resolution never to ask you for a raise unless you gave it to me voluntarily. Well, well, whatever made you think of that. It's on page 84 of his contract. It is not. Anybody that works for me can ask for a raise anytime they want to. I can't help it if the government froze salaries.  All right, but the next time you want a raise, ask for it yourself. Don't send Alice and the kids around. And where do they get those ragged old clothes?  Pollutions. It wouldn't hurt if you made a few yourself. Mary, I've already made a resolution. You'd be surprised if I told you what it is. No kidding, Jackson. What is it? Well, I made a resolution that from now on I'm going to be friends with Fred Allen and never say anything against him. Ah, Jack, that's really swell. You're really being magnanimous after all the things that Allen said about you. Oh, Don was all in the spirit of fun. Allen was a nice guy. He never meant those things. It was just for laughs. Yeah, you're right, Jackson. But I'll never forget the laugh Allen got when he said you squeeze a nickel so hard you get milk out of the buffalo. He was sharp that night, didn't he? Oh, did Allen say that? Yeah. What a sense of humor. And I'll never forget the time Allen said that you're so bow-legged and your girl is so knock-kneed. When you dance together, you look like a mixed master. What a sense of humor he used to have. What do you mean, used to have? Well, that guy's mentality is so low he has to lie down to think. Jack, your resolution. And with those bags under his eyes, his face looks like an old pair of pants with the pockets inside out. Jack, your resolution. I've still got till 12 o'clock. Thanks, kid. Well, I think of some more. I hope I get some beauties before midnight. Believe me. Now, ladies and gentlemen, as is our custom every year at this time, we will present our annual New Year's Play entitled The New Tenant or Goodbye, 44, Hello, 45. As most of you will remember, this is an allegorical fantasy that takes place... Hey, Jackson, just a minute. What do you mean by allegorical fantasy? Well, for instance, Phil, did you see Dumbo, the little elephant with the big ears? No. Did you see Ferdinand the Bull? No. Well, did you see the Reluctant Dragon? No, I haven't had a drink in three months, Jack. I'm trying to get away from this stuff. Well, I'm not going to explain it to you, Phil. You'll understand it as we go along.  Now, in our... Not even in the script. Now, in our fantasy, I will again play the part of the old year, 1944, who has been living in a big boarding house called the United States, which is run by Uncle Sam and his wife, Columbia. Hey, Jackson, am I going to play the part of Uncle Sam?  And all I ate are five people who think I'm Bing Crosby. Never mind. Now, Mary, you play the part of Columbia. You'll be Phil's wife, and you and Phil have 48 children. Holy smoke. Now, they'll really think he's Crosby. Let me explain it to you, Mary. Your children are the 48 states. You see, each state is a child. Oh, Jack, how could I possibly have 48 children? Mary, you were born in 1776. Oh. What are you laughing at? I look pretty good for an old babe, don't I? Not bad, not bad. Now, Don... Yes, Jack? You play a very important part in tonight's fantasy.  The world, huh? Yes. And loosen your belt, Don. Your equator is strangling South America. And now, folks, this play will go on immediately... Well, say, Jack... Yes, Don. Come here a minute. I want to show you something. What is it? Well, if I'm the world, then my chest must be the United States. Uh-huh. And right over here, a little to the southeast, is Goldsboro, North Carolina. Right here? Oh, pardon me, Don. I didn't know my finger was cold. Well, anyway, Jack, this little town of Goldsboro is right in the heart of the tobacco country. I know, Don, but we've got a play to do. And it's here that they get those finer, lighter, golden leaves of tobacco and make them into lucky strikes, cigarettes. Well, that's fine, Don. And that's why that slogan, LSMFT is so true. But, Don, I can't see what that has anything to do with our New Year's play. You see, LSMFT stands for Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco. Yes, Jack, Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco. Don, that happens to be a statement of fact while our play is an allegorical fantasy. There's no connection. Oh, I'm sorry, Jack. Well, that's all right, Don, but don't bring it up again. Until next Sunday. Now, button up your shirt. Goldsboro's getting goose pimples there. And now, ladies and gentlemen, our annual New Year's play will go on immediately after a music... Oh, darn it. I'll get it. Hello? Hello, Mr. Benny, this is Rochester. Oh, hello, Rochester. What is it? You can bring your guests over any time you want. I just finished making the punch. The punch? That's good. But, boss, I lost your recipe, so I used mine. What's your recipe? Simple and direct. First, you put in a gallon of grape juice, then you start pouring in the gin. Uh, how much gin? Till you can't taste the grape juice. My goodness. That ain't all. Then you start pouring in the bourbon. Bourbon with gin? How much bourbon do you put in? Till you can't taste the scotch. Scott, what kind of a silly drink is that? Scotch, bourbon, gin, and grape juice. Get rid of it immediately. Okay, I'll see if I can drain it out of the washing machine. The washing machine? Rochester, I left my new shirt in there this morning. I know, boss. I noticed it after I poured in the stuff. Well, for heaven's sake, take my shirt out. It's too late now. There's nothing left with the buttons. Rochester, this is the worst yet. At least you can take out the buttons. Oh, boss, they're so happy I hate to disturb them. Well, I don't know what to say now, Rochester. Don't monkey with it anymore. I'll be home right after the broadcast. Okay, goodbye. Goodbye. Oh, say, boss. Now what? Can I leave about 10 o'clock tonight? I'm going to a New Year's party, too. No, Rochester.  Oh, I'm going to be back early this year. What time? About Thursday. Well, all right, Rochester. New Year's Eve, enjoy yourself. But before you go, in fact, before I get home, I want you to empty that punch out of the washing machine. It's too dangerous to have in the house when you... Don't worry, boss. As soon as I hang up, I'll... I knew it. I knew it. The punch exploded. Rochester! Rochester, what happened? Rochester, are you hurt? Not unless I make a bad landing. Rochester, where's the punch bowl? I don't know. Ladies and gentlemen, for our annual New Year's play entitled A New Tenant, or Goodbye, 44, Hello, 45. As the curtain rises, it's almost midnight of December 31st. An old man, 1944, is packing his bags and ready to make his exit. Curtains, music. Come here a minute, please. What do you want, 44? I've got to gather up my things before little 45 gets here. Hand me those, will you? Are these yours? Yep. These are my old-timer bobby socks. Well, I've had my moments, you know. Now, let's see. Might as well pack those racetracks. They ain't gonna be used for a while. See, there's Bay Meadows. Here's Hialeah. Yep. And here's Santanita. Say, I never knew they had a $10 window. And what else? Oh, yes, hand me that bundle of swing music. Here you are. Thanks. I'm going to dance with the dolly, with the home, with the stocking, with the hole, with the stocking, with the hole, innerson.  Oh, clang, clang, clang, went strolling. Ding, ding, ding, went the bell. Hello, old-timer. Oh, hello, Uncle Sam. Where you been the last few weeks? Oh, I've been all over, all over. I've been delivering Christmas presents to all my nieces and my nephews. Well, Sandy, got here just in time to say goodbye to 1944. Yep. In a few minutes, I'll be leaving you. I'll never be back on earth again. Gosh, I kind of feel sorry for you. Why? Now you'll never know what happened to Snowflake and Shaky. I was looking for you yesterday. Where were you? Well, around up the West Coast. The one to ask Henry Kaiser what's cooking. Uh-huh. And between Watts and cooking, he launched three ships. Ship, Sam, just get the man to sail him.  Well, I better finish my packing. Let's see. Maybe I ought to take along some of these moving pictures. You want to take going my way? I've already seen it. No, I better leave that. I want little 1945 to see it. With all the problems he's going to have, that picture will do him a lot of good. Well, how about taking Jack Benny's new picture? No, that's going to be one of his problems. Well, what do you know? It's the world. Come to say goodbye to me. Yeah, I'll miss you, old timer. Lots of things happened to me while you were here. That's right, world. We had 365 exciting days. Yep. What's your last last, world? Remember last month when I birked and Tokyo had an earthquake? Yep. Say, world, your earthquakes shook them almost as bad as my B-29s. You're right, Sam. Say, world, why don't you hang around until a new tenant arrives? Sure, say a while, world. Sit down on the refrigerator.  Say, Columbia. Yes? Tune in the radio. This will be my last chance to get a little entertainment. Okay. You're listening to another broadcast of Mr. Keen, Tracer of Lost Persons. The next case is that of a man named Benito Mussolini, alias Hilduche. A sure way to identify this fugitive is to get him up on a high building and show him a balcony. If he steps out on the balcony and makes a speech, he's Mussolini. If he steps out and there is no balcony, let's hope so. I wonder where he's hiding. Oh, I wouldn't want to. I wouldn't worry too much about him. His trouble-making days are over. Yeah, I'll get another station. And now that you have answered the first one correctly, would you like to try the $2 question? Yeah. The $2 question is a simple one. Oh, by the way, what is your name? My name is Adolf Hitler. But for $2, you can call me Schickelgruber. All right, Adolf, would you like to try the $4 question? Yeah. No coaching from the audience. All for the next question. Tell me, Adolf, who won the battle of Stalingrad? Germany. I'm sorry. That's the wrong answer. Wrong? Schweinhol, you called me wrong. Adolf Hitler can't be wrong. I want to be right. I am Hitler. I am thinking you are thinking that because I do have problems. I am crazy. I am not crazy. I am Adolf Hitler. I am one of the greatest. Well, well, well, well. Get another station, Columbia Schickelgruber seems to have lost control of himself. And now, Mr. Anthony, we have the case of Mr. H. All right. Well, Mr. H, step up to the microphone. Your name, please. My name is Hirohito. I live in Imperial Paras, which is located in what is left of Tokyo. And you have a problem? Yes, Mr. Anthony. I went into partnership with a German in a war. First, we were winning. Now, we are losing. Almost every day, the big 29 fly over Tokyo. And now, I wish I had never listened to that German that no good... What's your problem? Well, Tommy, and the world's greatest air force and the world's greatest navy, then please tell me, Mr. Anthony.  No name! Maybe you have a problem, but it's of your own making, and I cannot nor would I give you any advice, any consolation or any hope for the future. And if you'll excuse the expression, scram bum!  Don't go and look at that clock. You just got my dudge together. That's the first stroke of 12. Wonder what's keeping the new tenant? Don't worry, he'll show up, he always does. Say, here's a tip for you, Sam. You worked hard during the time I was here and you did a good job. But I want you to work even harder for the little fellow that's coming in. Well, don't you worry, old timer, I'm really rolling now. Time's a fleeting, but I can't leave till that little shaver gets here. That must be him now. Yeah. Come in. Well, it's the little new year. Hello, Sonny. Hello, old timer. Isn't he cute? Just look at the size of him. Yeah. I bet he doesn't weigh much more than Sinatra. What's that you got under your arms, Sonny? Some forms I'm going to try awfully hard to get signed this year. Yeah? What are they? Well, here's the most important one. It says un... un... How do you pronounce these big words? Let's see it. Oh, that says unconditional surrender. Well, I hope you get him signed during soon. Hey, kid, I want you to meet Uncle Sam and his wife, Columbia. Glad to know you, folks. Hello, Sonny. Hiya, bub. You ought to have a coat on with them diapers. It's pretty chilly tonight. Yeah. I sure was cold the first night I got here. Say, bub, I almost forgot. This is the world. I want you to meet him, too. Hello, Son. Hello. See you at the world, huh? Yes, sir. Gosh, there's enough room on him for everybody. There are a couple of fellas that are trying to hog it all. They ain't never satisfied. Now, sit down, Sonny. I want to show you my album. A few pictures I took while I was here.  Say, they all look alike, don't they? Well, they do in those uniforms. But let me tell you something, Sonny. They're doing a great job. You can be proud of each and every one of them. What are their names? Well, I don't know them all, but there's a fella named Jones. Here's another one here, O'Reilly. There's a kid called Spinelli. Right next to him, see that colored boy there? Uh-huh. His name's Johnson. Right in back of him, that's Lopez. Right alongside of him is a fella named Ginsburg. And the fella way over on this end here is Peterson. All good Americans. Now, Sonny, here's a picture of another group of Uncle Sam's nephews.  You know about the world being big enough for everybody. These boys, just like the others, went out to do something about it. Gee, they look like the kind of fellas that would do a good job. They did more than a good job. Too bad they can't come back to tell you about it. And listen, Sonny, one of your jobs is not to forget what they did. And here's something else you don't want to forget. What's that, sir? Well, you got to see that Sam's nephews and nieces here at home stay on their jobs and keep giving blood to the Red Cross. And never stop buying bonds until you get that paper signed.  Yes, sir. And another thing. Say, old time, you better get moving. Wait a minute, wait a minute, don't rush me. Oh, by the way, son, Uncle Sam's got a nephew called Franklin that's been taking mighty good care of me. Any, Sam? He's a dirt tootin'. Keep an eye on him, son, and give him all the help you can. Franklin, eh? I'll write that down. Well, my time's almost up. Got to be leaving now. Goodbye, Junior. So long, Pop. Goodbye, Sam. So long, old timer. Well, here I go. Goodbye, 44. So long, Columbia. Keepin' flyin'. It takes fine tobacco to make a fine cigarette and the tobacco used in Lucky Strike cigarettes is fine tobacco. Witness independent tobacco experts, men like Mr. Charles W. Jenkins of Bowling Green, Kentucky, who said, As a warehouseman, I have seen Lucky Strike by the lighter, naturally milder tobacco, and so I have been smoking Luggies for 24 years. The next time you buy cigarettes, remember Mr. Jenkins' statement. Lucky Strike means fine tobacco, so round, so firm, so fully packed, so free and easy on the draw. The famous tobacco auctioneer's heard on tonight's program are Mr. F. E. Boone of Lexington, Kentucky. At 45, at 45, sold American. At Mr. L. A. Speed Rigs of Goldsboro, North Carolina. At 43, at... Battle rise, Dale, speaking for Lucky Strike. S-M-F-T. L-S-M-F-T. L-S-M-F-T. Yes, sir. Right you are. 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Probably a touch screen, right? Touch screen? Wow. Cool if this thing, this is actually rolled. Nope, not a touch screen. Dude, you're too old. Enjoy that. What? Dude, you're too old. Out of the way.  What are you jokers doing? Come on, we gotta go downstairs and figure out all the gear we need to sell for the gear sale. Come on. Dude, what is that? Somebody's gonna buy this. I know. Look how photos go out. What's he thinking? I know. Yeah. Yeah, really useful. Pretty useful. Like, yeah, if you have a bunch of munchkins doing a movie on something. Seriously. Really, dude. That's crazy. And they've got about a hundred of these. I know. This is like an iPad back in the day. That's about a 1940s. Yeah. You know what? iPad doesn't work either. Oh. It's probably in my fingers. Yeah, those fingers are yours. They're old. Maybe I need one with knobs. Yeah. How about these old microphones? Who's gonna use this? Dude. It's ridiculous. Dude, it doesn't be like Elvis, you know? Like, yeah. Seriously. Yeah. I bet it sounds awful. I know. It's got a little tiny bit on it. A little slide around. Wow. What do you think? I think it's broken. From 1990, maybe? It's crazy. Why don't we take that up to Sergio? That's a good idea. And then see how much of this stuff we have to take up. Yeah, what's up? All right, so me and John are downstairs. There's all this stuff. We don't know what it is. Do I bring this upstairs? Like, we don't know what to do with this stuff. Yeah. I mean, it's stuff that we gotta sell. It's for the gear sale. Well, we don't know what half of it even is. Like, who's gonna buy this? Dude, I mean, it's for the public. I mean, anyone, right? I mean... Well, what is this? Like, we don't know what anything is. Dude, you don't know what that is? Dude, you can just ask Google. You can ask Siri, chat, GPT. This is a landing spot for a drone, okay? What? So you're supposed to put a piece of wood right here.  So you can, like, slide it and just, like, have a target for it. Dude, they didn't teach you this in high school? How long do you work here? I thought you knew this by now. All right. Well, I mean, let's sell it if we're not using it. I mean, yeah, put it in the pile, we'll sell it. All right. Fine. All right, I gotta get back to work. All right. I'm busy.


As we celebrate the launch of the Tom's Creek Family Farms Mobile Market, it's been a priority for us at the city to seek solutions to address the food insecurities in our community. We recognize that this will take a multi-prong approach and our work is not done with the launch of this mobile market. On a city level, this has taken a collaborative effort to include city leadership, our mayor, city council, our city manager, Ms. Wilson, and the entire executive leadership team. I would also like to recognize our city departments, OBO staff, procurement, parts and recreation, and public relations. Even our utilities office in Columbia Water offered their support to get us to this day. I've had the opportunity to work alongside the Columbia Food Policy Committee and witness firsthand their dedication and commitment to addressing the needs of our community. Our members of the Food Policy Committee, could you kind of raise your hand? Thank you. Can you stand up, please? They keep me on our toes and we look forward to seeing what's next. It really is amazing that we were able to work with the local small business, Tom's Creek Family Farms for this mobile market. We've held countless meetings, Zoom, team, phone calls, text messages, and even a field trip to prepare for this launch. I know that Larry and his team are passionate about providing quality products to their customers and they have some additional ideas on how we can further address some of the health disparities in the community and I look forward to working with them in the future. I believe this market will have a greater impact than we initially expected and we are thrilled to be here and look forward to a continued partnership. At this time I would like to introduce our Mayor, the Honorable Daniel J. Rickerman. Good afternoon. Another great day in Columbia, South Carolina. I'm so excited about what's happening here today. Once again, I want the opportunity to thank the Food Policy Committee who's here. We all stand up one more time because this really was y'all's dream and you pushed and pushed for us to work together. Thank you so much for all of what you have done and obviously our staff, our OBO office, our hero back here, Ms. Driggers who, you know, if you haven't had any interactions with her office, you're missing out on some great opportunities because she just gets you excited just talking with her and I'm so excited that she's also pushing forward. But you know, as we continue to do new innovative ideas, one of the things that Council committed to was how do we address some of the issues in our food deserts and taking innovative steps and working with a local farmer, not only building up their business but bringing these fresh dairy meats, vegetables to our neighborhoods, using our grocery access pilot along with Instagram, I mean Instagram, Instacart. I've been Instagramming this morning, Instacart to bring delivery and subsides, trying different things as we get our way to hopefully get more grocery stores in neighborhoods. But we have to be smart about, we have to build back our density, we have to build back our community so that we can get, attract those grocery stores. We don't want to end up with an empty space like we have in some places that we've had two and three grocery stores in and now it's been empty for five years. So we're going to have to continue to be innovative, support projects like the mobile market here, continuing to have our other small markets out there, but also investing in making sure that we're teaching our future generation how to cook fresh vegetables. You know, not everybody knows that a rutabag is pretty good if you roast it, right? How do you cook collards? How do you take advantage of all the great vegetables and things that are grown right here in our community, working together with the small farmers and working with our local businesses to continue to bring opportunities to our community? One step at a time, one day at a time, but we only can do this by working together. So it takes the community, city government, the staffs and businesses coming together to find the solutions and we're going to continue to do that. With that, I'd like to turn it over to our district one representative, Tina Herbert, the big, big supporter driver for making this day happen and I do have to say it does feel pretty good to be standing on this basketball court that one of our Colombian natives made sure that this community had bested and gave back sitting here on the Asia Wilson court here, which proves that community coming together solves problems. Ms. Herbert? Thank you, Mayor Rickerman and you are exactly right that it's not going to be just the city or one individual or one entity solving the problems that we face in our community. We need the community. We need private folks. We need businesses to come up with collective solutions and it's not going to be just one solution. It's going to take a lot of things working together. We have been waiting a long time for the mobile food market. I am extremely grateful to the Food Policy Council. This initial idea came back in 2017 and I also want to make sure to thank the mayor. We were able to do this because of ARPA funds that we received. Sometimes folks think we have thousands and thousands of treasure chests somewhere, but we don't. So we're very grateful for those funds and it providing us the opportunity to help a small business. We recognize the challenges. We're trying various ways to approach it and resolve them. One of the other things that we've done is we've passed a grocery store license, business license rebate program and so if a new grocery store comes in, they're going to get a 100% rebate on their business license fees. And we also want to encourage current grocery stores and so they are eligible for a 50% rebate in their business license fees. So again, it's not just one thing that's going to solve the issue. It's going to be a collective of things. We're really, really excited about working with Tom's Creek family farms. We went through an official procurement process just in case anyone wonders. How did we? I know y'all are wondering how did we get Tom's Creek, but we put it out. We called it put it out. We put it out on the street and we told folks this is what we're envisioning and we wanted to hear from folks about how would you implement a mobile food market? I was not a part of the process. Were you a part of the process, Mayor?  But our staff, our procurement staff and our OBO staff, as well as the food policy council work diligently. And there we have, and y'all see it as beautiful, the mobile food market that is going to be run by Tom's Creek family farms. And I don't know if y'all have some of the history because they also have an actual farm. So do you understand how easy it makes them to have access to foods because they own a farm and they have a grocery store? And so it's so much better when folks have a history in the industry, as opposed to maybe just trying out something. So I'm very, very optimistic. Y'all hear that, right? I'm very, very optimistic. I know this is going to be a success. I'm also excited because they'll take all forms of payment, which includes seeing your vouchers and healthy bucks. It is literally a grocery store on wheels. And so if you haven't been there in there, I encourage you to do it. It will be providing services in 29203 and 29204. The city did not choose those. Again, I want to give credit to our Food Policy Council, who has the expertise in this area to help us make these decisions. Finally, I'm just glad to be here, y'all. This has been a long time coming. I want to thank all of the staff, all of the people who made this day possible. I am going to support because, Mayor, you've made reference to some type of vegetable that tastes good if I learned how to cook it. But no, that's the reality. It's also an opportunity to learn how to cook different things and new things. I've never cooked the rutabaga. I don't think my mama would let me know. But that's a great opportunity to taste new things, get new things into your diet. So I'm excited. And I'm accept that challenge to cook the rutabaga. I don't know if anybody else will eat it, but I'm going to try it. So thank you all for coming out here today. Thank you all for supporting us. And I look forward to hearing all of the successes of the food, mobile food market. Thank you. Good morning. And I'm Shawna Cato. I'm the chair for the Columbia Food Policy Committee. And Tina and the mayor have about said everything that I was going to say. But I want you guys to know that the food policy committee is, we are the cheerleaders. That's how I see us in this part of this entity. We've supported from beginning to end, just like Councilwoman Herbert said from 2017 up until now, COVID stopped a lot of things, but this initiative did not stop. I came in later on and we have some folks that were here from the beginning and up until now. And it's exciting to see something start and then see the finished product. I had the pleasure to sit on the council, the group that vetted the applications. I didn't have a vote. I just, expert, I don't know what it was called, but an expert member, I just sat in and listened and looked at the applications. And it's exciting. We may not have gotten 20 applicants, but we got enough. And we got one that came out and was able to produce what we asked him to do. I have had the pleasure this morning of actually going on the mobile market and seeing some fresh vegetables that look like, I just wanted to go ahead and go shopping. And I said, oh, I gotta let the people come in first. So I didn't have, I don't have a grab bag yet, but I want you guys to be excited about this. You have to support. If we don't support, it doesn't stand.  We need it. It is so necessary. I live in this area and I don't have access to a grocery store that I can walk to. But look, some people that are right here, they can come right in their neighborhood. They're at the park, they can go shopping. What a great idea. I am so excited for this. I want to see it continue. I wanted to see it expand and grow. I want Larry to call and say, hey, I need more days because the people are coming. So guys supported, we can have to continue these efforts. I believe that the food policy will move on to something else that will tie into this mobile market, like cooking and teaching folks how to take those groceries and cook them fresh so that they are good for our body so we can combat the main diseases that are in our area that are crippling to us. Thank you all for being here. Again, please go shopping today. Pops is going first. Okay. Pops is going first. Hello, everybody. Hello. Mayor, representative, and the rest of the powerful people behind me. Nothing can happen without good team and powerful people behind you who are committed. Larry will talk about the farm and the agriculture side, but I'm going to talk about our role as people who work in the community and who work at the university. I'm a professor at the University of South Carolina. And one of the greatest interests for us is being able to serve the community as a university. And our team, College of Education, Physical Education Department, Arnold School of Public Health, Health Services and Policy Team, our intention is to be out here with the community to be able to work, collect information, disseminate information, and add value to what we're bringing as a physical entity of agricultural products. Now, I also have to thank USDA Agricultural Department, South Carolina Agricultural Department, and the city. For this opportunity, it's an opportunity made in heaven for us, researchers, and also people who like to serve their community. So I'm looking forward to move and expand this to other communities. With that, I'll hand it over to Larry, who will talk more about the chickens and the hogs and the vegetables. Hello, everybody, I'm Larry Schneeberger. So our farmers in Hopkins, we had 174 acres, we do everything from livestock to produce to aquaponics to everything. But first, I want to thank the city with the great team that they put behind me, because, listen, this was countless nights, and I know that she woke up to probably 20 emails one day. But how it all started was, we actually invested almost $2 million in the city of Columbia. We have Farmers Market Exchange on 912 Lady Street. One night, we were in there working and Pops is like, hey, I just got an email. Let's do this. This was like 11 o'clock at night. I'm like, do what? We're building a store. He goes, no, the city put this out, we're gonna do it. We spent two and a half months between building the store and every night, writing our application. There was a team of four of us. It was crazy, it was insane. And then we got awarded. We built this out in three months, right? We got the trailer, kept her up to date. She saw when the trailer got delivered to the house at night. At 11 o'clock, I'm taking pictures. There it is, we're gonna do it. It's gonna happen. We have some other stuff. I'm gonna call him out. Mr. Johnson, our house representative's here. We have a project going in Hopkins together right now, too. He's behind it, totally 100%. We're gonna do some greenhouses and some stuff and we're gonna put his product on there and sell it. So we have a lot of stuff going on. Other than that, on the banners behind us, they're gonna be at the locations. We didn't even talk about the locations, did we? I don't have it. I didn't get that paper. Everybody got it. So, it's gonna be Monday, Tuesday, Thursdays. High at Park, Greenview Park, Edgewood Library. We're gonna add more locations, like they said. It's a trial thing. Just bear with us. I mean, this is brand new for everybody. But we're hoping to add five days a week. If all goes well. On the trailer, meet me at the black table. I'm gonna bring eight of you or nine of you in a time, be to this kind of cramped in there. So we'll do tours and we'll go over it and all that stuff. Anything else? Yes. You ready to do it? Thank you. Congratulations. Thank you. Congratulations. Thank you. Hi, everyone. Well, I just wanted to close out and thank you all for being here. This is a cause that's very near and dear in my heart. Given that it's more than a mobile food market, it's an example of when communities and businesses and city government comes together and finds innovative solutions to health problems that are really plaguing our communities. But the only way that this is going to work, I wanna stress what Councilwoman Herbert said was, we need you to get the word out. We've poured in the resources, we brought together the collaborators, but now we need the community to know that this resource is out here and we'd like to see it expand beyond district one and to all of the city and maybe even the county in parts of lower Richland. And of course, I wanted to also take a moment to recognize two of our state officials that are here, Representative Heather Bauer and Representative Jermaine Johnson, who have been steadfast supporters of addressing food insecurity as well. So thank you all for being here. Please go tell a friend, colleague, neighbor about this amazing opportunity. Now, for not yet in your neighborhood, I will say the Lady Street store that Tom's Creek Farms has opened is wonderful and quite comparable to a lot of those big grocery stores you're probably shopping at. So go support them. Thank you all for being here and we really appreciate it.


Outside of a tournament or sparring in the classroom, chances of you getting into an altercation while wearing your class uniform is pretty slim. Unless of course you make it a habit to go shopping in a gi and a hakama, or have a habit of fighting in the grocery store. But in reality, if you get into a fight, you're likely gonna be wearing normal everyday clothes. So today we're gonna go over some considerations in self-defense and street clothes. So please tell me I'm not the only one that when they go buy a new pair of pants or jeans that the first thing they do in the dressing room is see how well you can kick in them. If I am, I regret nothing. But I know there's some of you out there. Wearing a gi or uniform is a great way to train. You know, they provide good movement, they're comfortable, and they're very practical and useful in grappling. But outside the school, you're not likely to be wearing it, so it is important to be aware of what opportunities and limitations everyday clothing might provide you.  You know, a lot of arts such as Wing Chung or Krav Maga, they wear pretty much everyday clothing as it is, or at least pants and shirts. So they're a lot more attuned to this. But for a lot of classes, we do wear the gi and sometimes it's easy to forget that that's not what you're gonna be wearing in a real life situation. So these ideas will apply to your awareness. They're actually a type of situational awareness and being aware of what tools you have at your disposal or limitations you're gonna encounter. Probably the most common things you're gonna encounter and most people will wear them are jeans and a T-shirt. It's pretty much your everyday attire. And they're very comfortable, but there's some things to know about that. If you are wearing a T-shirt or if you're having to fight against someone who's wearing a T-shirt, just know T-shirts tear very, very easily. And I mean, they tear all sorts of ways they can rip on the sides. Sometimes people grab by the collar. Some shirts have stronger collars than others, but a shirt is very likely to tear. There are ways to grab them and I know people who do train to grab shirts certain ways to prevent that and give yourself sense of leverage. Like for example, if you're able to kind of catch the bottom of the shirt and kind of bunch it up and then grab the top part or the collar part, the more of the shirt you have in your hand, the less likely that part of it's gonna tear. So sometimes that could be a point of leverage if you're using it against someone else. If you're gonna grab someone with a T-shirt, just be aware.  So the more of it you have, the better grip you're gonna have on it. Jeans can go either way. Jeans can be extremely tight or they can be baggy. There's all sorts of styles of jeans. So that's gonna be kind of your awareness of what you can do and that can you kick in it, that can you run in it.   As funny as that might be, that's not necessarily a bad tactic. If you're really in a scrap of someone and you're able to grab a shirt and pull it, I mean, there's no reason why you can't buy yourself a potential couple of seconds.  It's used a lot in comedies but it is a viable tactic sometimes. All right, moving on from T-shirts, let's talk about the next step up. Sweaters or a sweatshirt. Now if you're in a place like Florida, there's only three days a year where people are gonna wear shirts like that. But there's a lot of parts of the country where sweatshirts are common. So here's a little bit of a difference between those and T-shirts. If it's a sweater, keep in mind, sweaters have a more tendency to stretch. So they might not always tear as easily but if you grab someone, it doesn't mean you're gonna have a good grip on them. Sweaters do have a lot more give and they can pull and they can stretch out. Sweatshirts, like more of like the heavier duty sweatshirts like sweat pant material are a little bit more durable. They won't tear as easily and at that point, you might be able to manipulate someone in a sweatshirt kind of like a gi. You might be able to get similar cuff grabs and holds on them. That might work a little bit better if you're doing throws or takedowns. So a little bit of a better grip. Hoodies are another variation and these are a little bit more interesting. I kind of wanna bring up some notes about them. Of course, you've got your two different kinds. You've got the zip down in the front and you've got your pullover. Well, one thing, the obvious difference of the hoodie is the hood. This could be something if it's hanging off the back of your neck, back of your head, it's a potential point if someone be able to grab and pull and it's not gonna tear that easily. So you gotta watch out for that being whipped around. And also if you need to defend yourself and someone who's tacking you to wearing a hoodie, you might be able to reach up behind their back, grab the hood and pull it. Maybe anchor their head back a little bit if you need to. It could be a point of leverage. So that's a big difference between a sweatshirt and a hoodie is the actual hood itself. It could be used against you or it could be a tool for your disposal. If it's a zip down, you've got the zipper. One obvious thing you gotta watch out for or you can use to your advantage shoe is against the neck. This can do some damage. So you gotta watch out. If you're wearing anything with zippers, watch out about that cutting your neck. And again, it's something you could use to in a dirty situation. I don't advocate fighting dirty but it is something to be aware of. It is part of the wardrobe. And again, sweatshirts and hoodies, they're a little bit more durable. So you're more likely to be able to use them, especially if it's like an open jacket or an open hoodie. It's very similar to a gi jacket. And that gives you more options in terms of leverage, pull, binding someone up in their clothes. Like I know Brazilian jiu-jitsu, they have a lot of techniques where you use the belt and the gi to kind of wrap around joints and lock them. Shirts like that can lend themselves a little bit more to those possibilities. Then you've got your heavy jackets.   But jackets like that one, if you're wearing them, they can bind your movement a little bit. But also one thing too is they can be a little bit of a buffer. If it's a really thick down jacket, it might be a little bit of a buffer in terms of you go to hit somebody, if it's not a straight shot, glancing blows might not do the same damage and might cushion it a little bit. Same thing to you, but I wouldn't count on that.  But you know, I've gotten the scraps when I was a kid, you know, and it was winter. I lived in Long Island for a little bit. And when I was 12, 13, you know, you go to the ground, we start swinging, but we're both wearing jackets. We really hurt each other that much. So heavy, heavy coats do add a little bit of protection for both you and them. Not to the point where you should act like you're invincible, but just keep that in mind. You might have to put some extra effort into penetrating through that cushion. Shorts are pretty common. You know, there's really not much mobility limitations there. I mean, it's easy to run, it's easy to move, it's easy to kick. The other thing really is shorts.  That's pretty much that. But that could be a small price to pay for defending yourself.  Just keep in mind whether you do that for silo-sic choice or whatever, that is giving you a little bit of a disadvantage. It's a tripping hazard. Baggy pants in general can be a tripping hazard. Just the other day, I was walking down the stairs and I was just wearing baggy sweatpants in the house. And as I was stepping down, my toe of one foot actually got snagged into the cuff of the other foot and I almost tumbled forward down the stairs. And that's just walking around my house, trying to fight something that's hanging off you and bagging like that puts you at a disadvantage. Shoes, I mean this is kind of a little bit of a big one. Shoes that could be sneakers, flip-flops, slip-ons, boots, heels, all give you vastly different variables when it comes to defending yourself or having to fight or run. Obviously sneakers and basic shoes, slip-on shoes are pretty decent to fight in because they stay on your feet pretty well. They give you good traction.  If you're gonna try to run, it might actually be worth it. If you're really in a life in this situation and you have to escape, you might have to lose the flip-flops because you're gonna potentially give yourself a disadvantage with that. On the other side of that, if you are fighting against somebody who's wearing flip-flops, try to use that to their disadvantage. So maybe move around a little bit more, try to get them to kind of commit more to footwork, especially if it's uneven terrain, because that could be something they could slip, they could fall off easily. Heels, women wearing heels. You know, of course, you watch out with storm drains and all that, but it's very easy to turn an ankle if you're trying to run and heel and you're really not gonna be doing any high kicks and heels. Okay, we have boots. Boots are a little bit different because one, they're heavier, two, they're sturdier. So if you're getting kicked by someone wearing a boot, keep in mind, boots have less give them so that kick might have a little bit more penetrating power than the stinker might have. But on the other side of that though is, boots are harder to kick in. If you're going to class on a regular basis and you throw a thousand kicks a week in class, you're usually doing it barefoot. You don't have that weight on your foot.  So keep that in mind that boots have that to them. Yes, they're tougher, and yes, they might give you a little bit of extra penetrating power, but they're also a little bit harder to kick in than other shoes would be. And just overall, when we're talking about footwear and baggy clothes and all that, this is a generality in that just because something might be uncomfortable for you doesn't mean it is for somebody else. So if you are in a situation where you're up against another person who's trying to fight you, don't assume their ability and based on what they're wearing. You can use stuff to your advantage, you can be smart about it, but you don't know what that person knows. You don't know what their experience is because just because it's a hindrance to you doesn't necessarily mean it's a hindrance to them. Dresses, skirts, even kilts, just there's not a whole lot to say about this. Just understand that, of course, some will have more mobility options than others depending on the material, depending on the length, depending on the type of the dress or the wardrobe itself. Just be aware of what you're wearing and what you're able to do in it versus running or fighting. It's just something you need to keep in mind. So just to kind of sum up this kind of group of clothing types, basically a lot of baggy clothing. So in general, baggy clothing, it can get snagged, it can get grabbed, it can tear. Just be aware of how clothes hang on you and what kind of hindrance they may or may not be. Okay, let's talk about accessories now. Jewelry's an obvious one. A lot of jewelry during the fight can just get torn away or break off, but you do have things like rings and necklaces that can be choking hazard. You've got earrings. If someone's wearing big hoop earrings or anything, that's something that can be grabbed and pulled. Or not just that, jewelry can get caught on stuff whether you're trying to jump a fence or you're trying to squeeze through something or get out of a vehicle or anything like even tight rings, like a wedding ring can get snagged on stuff. And we've heard some pretty bad horror stories about some serious injuries where jewelry has gotten snagged. So again, be aware of that. And I know a lot of people think about like the movie, The Perfect Weapon where Jeff Beekman had the ring with a tiger on one side and he would flip it around so the dragon of them was the other side. Yes, rings of certain rings that they've got ornamental designs on them can do damage with punching, but that damage can be done to you as well. But it's not just this act of just fighting, but if you're trying to escape, you're trying to get through something. Rings, necklaces, earrings can all get caught on your environment. And this especially holds true if you're rolling. You know, if you get into a fight and it goes to the ground, this is not a classroom. This is not a padded floor. This is the environment. It could be concrete. It could be grass. You could be indoors. You're gonna be brushed up against objects. You're gonna be sliding against harsh terrain. You know, talk about stuff being able to get snagged. So if you're wearing a lot of accessories, expect that stuff to get torn, ripped, yourself can get cut. They're gonna get cut. It's gonna get messy. Just understand this. When you wear something, just have this level of consciousness in your mind. When you put something on, what possible consequences you could have with what you're wearing? Hats and helmets. All right. Hats, not usually that big of a deal. You know, they're gonna come off most likely in the fight anyway, but like things like helmets. Watch, okay, if you're wearing like a bicycle helmet and you happen to be wearing that when you get into an altercation, there's chin straps. Anything with a chin strap? Be careful because that could be some potential neck injuries if they grab the helmet and pull. Well, guess what? Your head's going, turning, twisting, wherever that helmet goes. A step up from that though is wearing a motorcycle helmet. Well, it does offer a level of protection.  But if you are fighting somebody with a motorcycle helmet on, okay, you gotta come up with another plan because they are better protected than you are.  They come off most of the time, but hats, helmets, it's still stuff that you wear and things that can protect you or hurt you or be used against you. Belts, you know, not usually much of an issue, but sometimes if you've got a belt that you can whip out easily, that could become a weapon if you need to. And there are people who could use belts, like wrap around, you know, kind of grapple with, especially grapple with.  But usually sometimes, if you're able to remove the belt, it might be something to your advantage to use. Otherwise, you know, a person wearing a belt, sometimes if you're grabbing, getting close, you can still kind of grab like the cuff of their pants so they can get a little bit of a better grip or it can be done to you. So just, even just being wearing something like a belt can come into play. Ties and scarves. Now we're talking about garments that you wear around your neck. There's the obvious choking hazard here. And they're a little bit different between each other. Ties, they're, you know, of course, a little bit more secure and firm. They can be grabbed, they can be pulled. Even sometimes the knot can be tightened, can restrict breathing. Scarves come off easier, but they're also easier to wrap around you.  You've got something on your neck. Your neck is gonna turn and twist based on what's being pulled. So if you think there might be a situation happening and you're worried about that, might be, you know, if you've got a scarf, maybe take it off. You can maybe use it as a weapon if you need to. But you might want to loosen it. And I do know some people will wait until they get to work or whatever before they even put their ties on. So just again, notice that is a very big hazard. Our potential hazard is ties. Anything hanging around your neck can be used against you. Or you can use it as well if you have to. Other accessories, purses and backpacks. Backpacks, these are very common. This is something you wear. People commute with these. Purses can be used as weapons. I mean, depends on what you have on them. You can swing around. You can use the distraction. Backpacks, I want to say are a little bit different because if it's something, if you're wearing the backpack on your back, one, depends on what you have in it.   If you get caught into a fight and you fall, it might be harder to get back up. It could also be a very useful tool for you to pull off and start swinging that around as well as distraction. So just, again, just keep in mind if you're wearing a very heavy backpack that can vastly affect the way you move, the very least could affect your balance. And let's go the other way. What person might not be wearing? Especially, again, we're in Florida. A person might not be wearing a shirt at all. Might be on the beach. Might be when we're in a tank top, which is gonna come off of a tear even easier than the T-shirt. They might be wearing the bathing suit. A lot of self-defense schools, especially grabbing schools, yeah, of course you learn how to take the geese and clothes and wrap around each other, but you should also learn how to be able to grab joints the best that you can. Potentially, a person might be wearing suntan oil. You don't know if so. If they're not wearing clothes, obviously you can't use the clothes against them. So you need to be able to learn how to manipulate limbs as well. So it's not just learning how to throw something by grabbing their gi and toss them. Learn how to secure joints and wraps and tightness because if they're not wearing the clothes, you're gonna have less leverage to work with. So you're gonna have to go more on joints and body manipulation. And if it's Halloween or you're at a comic convention, then all bets are off and there's a whole world of possibilities there. But don't get into fighting conventions. Thank you so much for watching. We do like to throw out these environmental awareness episodes every now and then. Of course, I invite all your feedback. I'm sure there's clothing that you guys can think of or other aspects. So please share it, share it below. I'd love to hear what you think. But speaking of clothes, be sure to check out our store. We have a bunch of t-shirts and clothes that's available. So what you can do is you can buy a t-shirt for your enemy to pull over their head and punch them with it. Then you take a shirt and you've got a shirt.


Hey guys this is Gaby from Brain Education TV. If you're new to this channel consider subscribing. We make weekly videos on wellness tips for the brain and if you're already a subscriber welcome back. In this video I will talk about how you can use your dreams to help you solve your problems. We all know that a good night's sleep can do wonders for restoring energy, repairing wounds and even coming up with new ideas. But did you know that by studying your dreams you can actually gain insight into solving your problems? The reason your dreams can help you solve problems in that way is because when you interact with people throughout the day and when you have little moments throughout the day those are all carefully catalogued in your brain so that they can be reviewed and interpreted later in the dream state. And when you learn to decipher those messages and dreams they can actually give you support, give you solutions, or even warn you about future events. So here are four ways you can use your dreams to help you solve your problems. Number one, clarify your problem. Before you go to sleep take some time to identify the most crucial aspect of a problem you're going through. This can be done through a short meditation right before you sleep or journaling a bit to see what the most important part of your problem is and how you can go about solving it. Try to also notice if you have recurring dreams because if you do that could be your subconscious mind trying to construct a solution to a problem you may be having. Number two, keep a journal. Dreams are a part of your short-term memory so it's important to write down words, people, images, situations as quickly as you can when you wake up from your dream so that you won't forget them. And when you have a journal you can go back and see if you have any similarities in your dreams or anything that was out of the ordinary because I know most of the time after I dream and I know it was such a good dream or very in-depth dream I usually forget them so a good thing is to keep a log of them so then you could actually study them. Number three, be patient. Sometimes an answer may be waiting for you right as you get out of bed in the morning and other times it may take days, weeks or months for your brain to actually connect the dots but if you really take the time to pay attention, keep a journal and really remember the details of your dreams they can help you paint a clearer picture of a solution. Number four, trust yourself. Your subconscious mind in your brain studies you 24-7 and knows you the best of all so it's important to trust your subconscious mind, trust your gut, trust your instincts and trust yourself because you know your solution is better than anyone and if you can't trust yourself to find the answers to your problems then who will? Okay that's all for my mini lesson on ways that your dreams could help you solve your problems. If you have any questions, comments, concerns please feel free to leave them down below and I'll also leave some links to more resources on this topic. Thank you for watching and I'll see you in another video.


Thank you for the introduction. I'll indeed be talking about short generators without quantum computers, specifically the case of multi-quadratics. And this is joint work with Jens Bauch, Daniel Bernstein, Henry de Valens, and Tanja Lange. So first I'll give some motivation for this work. In almost all lattice-based crypto papers you find some variation of this statement. Namely, lattice-based crypto is secure because lattice problems are hard, or very hard, or something along these lines. But this is a very broad statement. So naturally many researchers among which us question really like how hard are they, which crypto systems are exactly how hard. And this is not an easy question to answer because multiple attack avenues are still showing progress. So first of all, we have sieving, which was the first algorithm in 2008 by Nugir Navidic. And sieving runs in two-to-the-power C plus O of one times N time. And the first algorithm was C is 0.415. And in the seven years that follow, it's still exponential, but by now it's down to 0.292. And it's been quiet for two years now. Not sure why, maybe this is the limit, but maybe not. And quantumly you can improve this exponent even more. Then we move on to a more specific case, namely the one of cyclatomic ideal lattice problems, which even has a lot of progress happening in the pre-quantum attacks against these ideal lattices. And I guess in the next talk, there will be some more details on this, but even this year, still the running time of these attacks is going, the complexity is going down. Then quantum attacks against these specific type of ideal lattice problems are showing even more recently a lot of progress. So in 2015, Bias and Song, using a work by Campbell Gross and Shepherd, showed there's actually a polynomial time quantum algorithm against these cyclatomic ideals if they were using short generators. And in 2016, Kramar Dukar-Pijkertijn-Regref gave a general analysis that actually showed that this works for arbitrary principle ideals. And in a later work by Kramar Dukar-Weselowski, shows that you can even generalize this to any ideal. So again here, we see a lot of progress in attacking cyclatomic ideal-based lattice problems. So there is a probability that this last slide convinced you that using cyclatomics in your crypto is actually scary because a lot of progress is being made. This is not necessarily a true thing, but there are alternatives, namely the first of all, you can use LWE instead of ring LWE. So just remove the ideal structure from your crypto, which removes these problems, but the key size does go up for the same security. Another option is to use a different ring to build your crypto over. So in Andrew Prime by Bernstein-Chang-Sat-Yansup-Longa and myself, we propose to use the field modulo x to the power p minus x minus one, which doesn't have all these ring morphisms that could be scary and it is prime degree and has a large Galar group. So it's a different field to try. But instead of this talk, we investigate a specific case of switching from cyclatomic fields to multi-quadratic number fields, which is also a specific type of field which is seen a lot in textbooks because it's a very easy field to analyze. There's a lot known about this and it always looks like this. So Q adjoined with some square root of primes. So as a case study, we found a reasonable crypto graphic system that can use multi-quadratics, which was posed in 2010 by smart and verkoudre, which was based on a work by Craig Gentry and it works as follows. As a parameter, it has the ring Z joint alpha for some algebraic integer alpha. The secret key is some very short element of this ring where short is dependent on norms. And then the public key is some matrix, so a basis given for the principle ideal G times R, which is usually given in some Hermite normal form. And then in smart verkoudre, it was already shown that if you take N in the order of L squared, then you get the target security of two to the power lot against standard lattice attack. So this should hold up against an attack like BKZ to not find the short-term energy. So this looks like a reasonable multi-quadratics crypto system. It holds up exponential time against attack. And now I will dedicate the rest of this talk to trying to tell you why it's a massively bad idea to do this. And first, we need some math for this, which I will go through rather quickly. So we need a number field L, and we call its degree, the dimension when looked upon it as a finite Q factor space. The ring of integers of L we denote by OL, which is the set of algebraic integers of L and the invertible elements of this ring of integer. We call the unit group and we denote that by OL times. And then in this setting, the security of this crypto system lies in the following problem, namely given this public basis for GOL, O-L recover the small G from the ring of integers. And we do this specifically in a multi-quadratic field. And for this talk, we define a multi-quadratic field as Q adjoined by N square roots of primes, distinct primes such that the degree of the field is two to the power N, where N is this number of primes. So this is not a new problem. Many people have looked at this and the recovery strategy is in like two and a half steps. So first is to compute the unit group O-L times, which is easy for cyclotomics, but generally for number fields, this is actually quite hard. Then the second step is to find some generator U times G of this principle ideal. An algorithm for this was given already by Wuchmann in 1990, which was a sub-exponential time algorithm, where on this algorithm there's been improvement in 2014 by Bias and Bias Fiecker, but still a sub-exponential. And there's a quantum poly-time algorithm for this, which I already mentioned before. And then the second step is to actually recover G from UG and you do this by some special length, which I'll talk about a bit more in the next slide. But the idea is that you can solve bounded distance decoding by putting U times G in this lattice and then you can find U back. And in 2014, Campbell Groves and Sheppard pointed out that this is actually for cyclotomics quite easy if the positive class number is rather small. And in 2015, Scheng confirmed this experimentally and Kramadukar and Beikert Regef actually proved this. So it proves that for cyclotomics, this step is easy. Now I'll go a bit more into step two and for the rest of the talk, we'll ignore zero and one because we actually replace it in our paper by a whole different algorithm to make it all pre-quantum quasi-pollinum. So what's this log thing? Well, given a number, field L and the complex embedding, sigma one and two sigma n, with the log map is defined by taking the element x from the field and mapping it to this vector that's on the right here. So this is a vector in Rn and why is specifically this map important? Well, due to the Dirichlet unit theorem, because if you take the set of units in L and you map them like this, then it creates some set lambda and this lambda is actually a lattice and specifically a lattice of rank R plus C minus one, where R is the number of real embeddings and C the number of pairs of complex embeddings. And we can use that to recover G from H. So given H, which is some unit times G, we have the property that the log of G is actually an element of this shifted lambda lattice. And so this means we can use bounded distance decoding on log H to find log G. So I'll use the remaining x minutes to say what we replaced step zero and one with. So this algorithm is based on four ideas and the first of these ideas is actually the reason we chose multi-quadric fields because they have a property of having a huge number of subfields. So even for three a joint square roots, you get this huge graph of subfields. I actually only need three of them plus recursion and for this small example, this doesn't look like reducing the space a lot, but this grows bigger pretty quickly. The second idea is the subfield relation. So if we take an automorphism sigma of L and specifically the one that takes the loss, the joint square root and negates it, then we can define the field K sigma as the field fixed by that automorphism. And this previous example, this is like the leftmost field in the second layer. And this has the properties that the norm of any x down to this field is defined as x times sigma x. And this element is actually an element of that field. Now we can similarly define tau as an automorphism that negates the second to last square root and fixes the other ones. So that would be like the middle one and then the field fixed by sigma tau is the rightmost one. And then we can write down some equations. Namely, we can just write down the norm down to K sigma, the norm down to K tau, and we can write down what the sigma of the norm down to K sigma tau is, which is equal to sigma x of sigma of tau of x, which is actually equal to sigma x tau of x. And when we rewrite this, we get an equation for x squared. Any x in the field L can be written down as a combination of elements, of norms of elements in the fields down below. So we have some relation between subfields and elements of the big field. And we can actually use this to compute the unit group. So this subfield relation also holds for all units. And then if we recursively try to solve this, so we assume that we have the unit groups for all the subfields and we create this set UL, then we can prove that this set is contained in the unit group. But more importantly, it contains the square of the unit group. So if we can find a basis for this, then we can take the square roots and find the whole unit group. And in 1991 already, Edelman used an idea for the number field shift that actually does this. So you can define many quadratic characters and then you can use these quadratic characters because the intersection of all of them intersected with this set UL will almost certainly, if you have enough quadratic characters, give you the square of the unit group. And then you can just compute all of this by linear algebra and get the unit group. Then the last idea is to actually recover the generator and for this you first need the fact that if you have some ideal in the big field, so L, then you can quickly compute the ideal down to the three subfields. And then we apply our algorithm recursively because this subfield is also just a multi-credit field to find the generator h sigma of this ideal down to this field, which is then some unit times the generator we are looking for down to that field. And you can do the same for the other subfields, so you can compute the h tau and h sigma tau and you get the equation that's on the screen there. And by the subfield relation, this h that you are computing is actually some unit times g square. So you recursively computed some h, which is a generator of the group, not the small one yet, but you have a generator. You could almost just take a square root, but this unit is being in the way. Luckily we can again use these quadratic characters to find some small unit v such that v times h actually is a square, so you can take a square root. And then the last step is to simply take the square root and then the result is some unit u prime times g and you can use bounded distance decoding to find your g. So this results in this algorithm, which I won't go into. I just would like to point out that all the steps in this algorithm are a polynomial function of n and b, where b is some bound on the size coefficients are getting in this whole algorithm. And this b is quasi-pollinomial in the cases we studied. So this whole algorithm is actually quasi-pollinomial, where for other fields, pre-quantumly it was sub-exponential. Then this is nice, but we actually implemented this to show that it works. So in the first two columns, we see unit group computations in Sage for a towered number field, an absolute number field. And then in the third column, we see our unit group computation for this same field. And we see that where Sage stopped working for dimension 64, ours is actually still quite feasible for that dimension and much higher. In U2, we took a slightly larger multi-quartic field, so the joint primes are the first n above n squared, and the times go up, but still it's much better than what Sage used to have. And then in the last two columns, after the unit group computation, it turns out that the actual attack, so recovering the generator G, is kind of easy, comparatively. Then that it's fast, it's nice, but does it actually work, which is also important. So as it turns out, that if you take the multi-quartic fields of the first primes after one, then the probability of success actually decreases as n grows, but if you take your primes slightly larger, so for instance, the first n primes after n, or the first n primes after n squared, then this probably converges towards one, and the attack always works. Are there any questions? Yes, there's a question back there. What are the discriminants of the fields for which you calculate the unit group? I mean the size, not the value, but... So actually, to keep this lowest recursion field small, you have to keep the discriminants of the quadratic field small, and you can compute that this all remains quasi-pollinomial if you take the adjoint square roots below n to the power fifth for sure or something, even after that. So they're quite big, but that remains quasi-pollinomial so that computing a unit in a quadratic field which is like discriminant to the power half or something is still quasi-pollinomial. Another question. Sorry, and I'm giving up the microphone. What's the, when you say the probability of success, which step fails? So the G reoccurve is actually not your G, it's a G multiplied by some units. This one? So the first two rows, the first row seems to be monotonically decreasing most of the time, and then it increases and then decreases, and the last row is increasing. Can you explain this behavior? Well, not theoretically, but it seems that there are some quadratic fields which make the probability of failing a lot larger, and one of these is actually adjoining square root 2 or 3 that makes the probability of decryption much smaller, so that would explain the decrease in the first row. Then as the primes you use go up, then the probability of getting such an evil prime or composition is actually smaller, so that would probably be the reason, but I don't have proof for this.


Lieutenant Noah Brown, spelled N-O-A-H-B-R-O-W-M. So what we're doing today is we're getting our repetitions in, getting practice in as we work towards the evolving threats of the future. So how we're gonna move faster, be faster with tote artillery, because while we do have high marrs out there that are self propelled and move, we still need to bring those capabilities to the battlefield as tote artillery. So we're getting those reps in and practice to see what we can improve and get better. We provide the ability to get long range fires precisely so we can reach out and touch somebody up to 28 kilometers away with precision and speed. So when they get going, they can pump out four, eight rounds a minute and just keep it going so not a lot of other places can do that so far. So we take into effect what weather's gonna be like both here on the way to the target and at the target. The math for calculating how the propellant is gonna impact how far the round shoots, how the round will travel through the air with drag and then just all the different steps that it takes to actually in place and make sure that when we shoot, we're shooting accurately and on target. So like when a mission comes down from the FDC, they'll pass it to the gun line either through digital communications or voice. The guns will receive that data and then once they receive it and give good read backs to the FDC, they begin to lay on that data so they traverse their hand wheels to get it lined up on the deflection and then they're quadrant for the elevation. Then they verify their shell and their fuse. Make sure that's proper. They load it in, then they put the propellant in, close it, get it aligned, double check that everything matches up number wise and then if there's a special instruction, they follow that or the fire went already. We're like the army has self-propelled so it's all contained in a vehicle so it's able to move itself which gives it the capability to be quicker in place, set up, they don't have to unhook it from a truck and make sure they drop spades, dig them in. So that's a one step towards the future because that just cuts out a lot of time into the process, makes us faster and more lethal. So we're focused a lot on maneuver warfare. We have the ability with our artillery, we fix the enemy in place so maneuver can close. You know, they'll get within 750 meters of the enemy until and then we'll stop and then they're right there on top of them. And then not just with cannons, but with high Mars, we're bringing the capability to really reach out 300 plus kilometers, impact very strategic targets and that allows us to progress whether it's through a campaign or maneuvering, taking an island, something like that. Ringing, taking an island, something like that. In terms of making the Marine Corps, the best it can be. That comes from a lot of the Marines out here, the Marines I'm in charge of that I have. You see all the different walks of life they come from but they're all in here united and they start really not knowing anything but seeing how their NCOs take care of them and mentor them. You know that wherever these people go, whether it's on a leadership bill at next or to an SDA somewhere that they're gonna end up making that same impact.


Bradford's charge for a play-off plate looked to be feigning badly at the back end of 2021. At 10 points from their last five games, there's a green view light into this season. The Bantams have been treading to beat all season. The 12 draws in time, they have a problem being written to be necessary. They'll be approaching this clash with Crawley, which won where they expected to win. John Gaines' side have failed to win any of their last three matches in League 2, losing their previous two outings. Their 15th of the season, mid-table anonymity appears to might be missed out. Here's Matty Foltz to Charles Burnham, only taking short. The wind is maybe having an effect at Valley Parade today. Big chance now for Cook and he's blazed that over from fairly close range. It wasn't pretty the way Bradford got it into the box. Cook managed to get away from three defenders and was always off-balance as he struck it in Dawson. Cal's got injured in the warm-up, it's a good sliding challenge. Nichols, now Madison with real opportunity for Crawley to get forward. Davis, Jack Powell by Callum Cook, bring the ball forward. Chance now for Bradford, Walker, now Werner on the outside again. Werner lifts it in and Andy Cook heads it home. Terrific goal from Bradford. He's in double figures for the season now, Cook, dimplestive headers. Great wing play from Werner, away from Davis. The marking was terrible from Crawley. Cross was on a six-pence. Cook's got it home. It's fair to say the first half was largely dominated by Bradford. Need to show a bit more in the second 45. Cool play there from Folds. Metzler looked pass-forward. In this game, he'd walk up, on he goes. Still manages to get it in. Couldn't get a second. Biddy nicely, doesn't Dawson, now Songo. He'd walk it, side from Hart. A real coup for this level. Squeezed it in to Cook, who couldn't grab his second. Nick Sarula. Here is Powell. Terrific pass. Davis with space. Whips the ball in. It's headed away by Canavan. Turning up the pressure now. There's the substitute, Mark Marshall. Good ball in. And it's Nichols with the equaliser. Valley parade has been silenced. Bradford have been the better of the two sides. But Crawley have found their way through. Marshall with the cross against one of his former clubs. There was Nichols. Four in his last eight games. He's a man in form right now, as it stands. Maybe another frustrating draw for Bradford. Coach Derek Adams from Walkham in the summer. To get them up to lead one. It means to make that a realistic ambition. Sarula goes for goal himself. And again, that would have been a quick turnaround. Bradford need to regain a sense of composure. Rulers shot at the second time Vasky goes over. And for long throws, he's coming now. It's reverse pass from Tunikliffe. Here's Tilly. Rulers overlapping. Tilly goes for it. But that's so well. But it was tipped over by Alex Bass. Sarula proving to be an effective dummy. Firm shot from Tilly. Sarula, very effective since coming on. He's what a free kick. Four minutes now into stoppage time. Lifted in by Powell. There is Craig! January 2020. His first ever in a Crawley shirt. It seemed to just squirm in. Not much power, but it was so deadly accurate. It was emptied since that goal was scored. Valley parade. The referee has called type on a contest that should have been won by the home side. They took the lead on the half-hour mark. Andy Cook nodded home at Charles Vernand Cross. But Crawley rallied back in the second half. Goes from Tom Nichols. And then four minutes into added time. It was Tony Craig who headed in the winner. Crawley go up to 13th in the table. Missed opportunity for Bradford for 11th. It's finished. Bradford won. Crawley 2.