CHAPTER I. INTRODUCTORY Can it be possibly believed, by the present eminently practical generation, that a busy people like the English, whose diversified occupations so continually expose them to the chances and changes of a proverbially fickle sky had ever been ignorant of the blessings bestowed on them by that dearest and truest friend in need and deed, the Umbrella? Can you, gentle reader, for instance, realize to yourself the idea of a man not possessing such a convenience for rainy weather? Why so much unmerited ridicule should be poured upon the head or handle of the devoted Umbrella it is hard to say? What is their comic in an Umbrella? Plain, useful, and unpretending, if any of man's inventions ever deserved sincere regard, the Umbrella is, we maintain, that invention.  They were old fogies, careful of their health, and so on, but nowadays we are wiser, everybody has his Umbrella. It is both cheaper and better made than of old. Who then, so poor, he cannot afford one? To see a man going out in the rain Umbrella-less excites as much mirth as ever did the sight of those who first, wiser than their generation, availed themselves of this now universal shelter. Yet still a touch of the amusing clings to the gamp, as it is sarcastically called. What says Douglas Gerald on the subject? There are three things that no man but a full lens, or having lent, is not in the most helpless state of mental crassitude, if he ever hopes to get back again. These three things, my son, are books, Umbrellas, and money. I believe a certain fiction of the law assumes a remedy to the borrower, but I know of no case in which any man, being sufficiently dastard to jibbit his reputation as a plaintiff in such a suit, ever fairly succeeded against the wholesome prejudices of society. Umbrellas may be hedged about by cobweb statutes. I will not swear it is not so. There may exist laws that make such things property, but sure I am that the hissing contempt, the loud-mouthed indignation of all civilized society, would sibilate and roar at the bloodless poltrune, who should engage law on his side, to obtain for him the restitution of a lent umbrella. Strange to say it is a fact, melancholy enough, but for all that too true, that our forefathers, scarcely seventy years ago, meekly endured the pelting of the pitiless storm, without that protection vouchsafed to their descendants by a kind fate and talented inventors. The fact is, the umbrella forms one of the numerous conveniences of life, which seem indispensable to the present generation, because just so long a time has passed since their introduction, that the contrivances which, in some certain degree, previously supplied their place, have passed into oblivion. We feel the convenience we possess without being always aware of the gradations which intervene between it and the complete inconvenience of being continually unsheltered from the rain, without any kind friend from whom to seek the protection so ardently desired. Fortunately, a very simple process will enable the reader to realize the fact in its full extent. He need only walk about in a pelting shower for some hours without an umbrella, or when the weight of a cloak would be insupportable, and at the same time, remember, that seventy years ago a luxury he can now purchase in almost every street was within the reach of but very few, while omnibuses and cabs were unknown. Apart from considerations of comfort, we may safely claim very much higher qualities as appertaining to the umbrella. We may even reckon it among the causes that have contributed to lengthen the average of human life, and hold it a most effective agent in the great increase which took place in the population of England between the years 1750 and 1850, as compared with the previous century. The registrar general in his census report forgot to mention this fact, but there appears to us not the slightest doubt that the introduction of the umbrella at the latter part of the former, and commencement of the present century, must have greatly conduced to the improvement of the public health by preserving the bearer from the various and numerous diseases super-induced by exposure to rain.  They may have possessed some species of protection from the rain on which they prided themselves, as much as we do on our umbrellas, and regarded the new-fangled invention, as they no doubt termed it, as something exceedingly absurd, cox-comable and unnecessary, while we who are in possession of so many life-comforts, of which those of the good old times were supremely ignorant, among these we give the umbrella brevet rank, can afford to smile at such ebullitions as we have come across in those books of the day we have consulted, and to which we shall presently have an opportunity of referring. We can happily estimate the value of such a friend as the umbrella, the silent companion of our walks abroad, a companion incomparably superior to those slimy waterproof abominations, so urgently recommended to us, for at the least the umbrella cannot be accused of injuring the health as they have been, as it appears, with very good reason. In fact, so long as the climate of England remains as it is, so long will umbrellas hold their ground in public esteem, and we do not believe that the clerk of the weather will allow himself to be bribed into any alteration, at least for trade considerations. Another remarkable proof of the utility of the umbrella may be found in the universality of its use. It has asserted its sway from Indus to the pole, and is to be met with in every possible variety, from the Napoleon blue silk of the London exquisite, to the coarse red or green cotton of the Turkish raya. Throughout the continent it forms the peaceful armament of the peasant, and no more curious sight can be imagined than the wide, uncovered marketplace of some quaint old German town during a heavy shower. When every industrial covers himself or herself with the ages of a portable tent, and the bright array of brass ferrules and canopies of all conceivable hues which cotton can be made to assume, without losing its one quality of fast colour, flash on the spectator's vision. The advantages of the umbrella being thus recognized, it must be confessed that it has hitherto been treated in a most ungrateful and stepmotherly fashion. We fly to the umbrella when the sky is overcast. It affords us shelter in the hour of need, and the service is forgotten as soon as the necessity is relieved. We make abominable jokes upon the umbrella. We borrow it without compunction from any confiding friend, though with the full intention of never returning it. In fact it has often been a matter of surprise to us that any one ever does buy an umbrella, for where can the old umbrellas go to? Although that question has often been asked concerning the fate of pins, the fact as regards the former, looking at their size, is more curious, and yet for all that we treat it with shameful neglect, as if ashamed of a crime we have committed, and anxious to conceal the evidences of our guilt. Let us then strive to afford such reparation as in our power lies, by giving a slight description of the umbrella and its history, making up for any deficiencies of our pen, by the assistance of the artist's pencil. CHAPTER II. THE ANCIENT HISTORY OF THE Umbrella. The umbrella is derived from a stately family, that of the Parasol. The legitimate use of the umbrella, though sufficiently obvious, being almost ignored in those countries whence it derives its being, since it was as a protection against the scorching heat of the sun that it was first used. The Parasol then, or umbrella, since for all practical purposes, the two are really identical, dates from the earliest ages, some commentators in the Bible, fancying that they can discover it in places where a shade protecting from the sun is mentioned. This is not unlikely, but it is certain that the Parasol has been in use from a very early period. Chinese history goes a very long way back, in as much as it places the invention of those elegant machines many thousand years interior to the mosaic date of the world's creation. Their antiquity among the Hindus is more satisfactorily proved by the following passage from the dramatic poem of the Shakuntala, the date of which is supposed to be the sixth century of the Christian era. The cares of supporting the nation harass the sovereign, while he is cheered with a view of the people's welfare, as a huge umbrella, of which a man bears the staff in his own hand, fatigues while it shades him. The sovereign, like a branching tree, bears on his head the scorching sunbeams, while the broad shade allays the fever of those who seek shelter under him. The origin of the Parasol is wrapped in considerable obscurity. Some profound investigators have supposed that large leaves tied to the branching extremities of a bow suggested the first idea of the invention. Others assert that the idea was probably derived from the tent, which remains in form unaltered to the present day. Dr. Morrison, however, tells us that the tradition existing in China is that the sun, which signifies a shade for sun and rain, originated in standards and banners waving in the air. As this is a case in which we may quote the line, who shall decide when doctors disagree, we may with safety assume that all are in the right, and that the Parasol owed its origin to all or any of the above mentioned fortuitous circumstances. In the Ninevite scriptures, the umbrella or Parasol appears frequently.  It has a curtain hanging down behind, but is otherwise exactly like those in use at the present time, the stretchers and sliding runner being plainly represented. To quote the words of that indefatigable traveler, quote, the umbrella or Parasol, the emblem of royalty so universally accepted by eastern nations, was generally carried over the king in time of peace, and sometimes even in time of war. In shape it resembled, very closely, those in common use, but it is always open in the sculptures. It was edged with tassels, and was usually ornamented at the top by a flower or some other ornament. On the later Ba reliefs, a long piece of embroidered linen or silk falling from one side like a curtain appears to screen the king completely from the sun. The Parasol was reserved exclusively for the monarch, and is never represented as borne over any other person. In Egypt, again, the Parasol is found in various shapes. In some instances, it is depicted as a phlebellum, a fan of palm leaves or colored feathers fixed on a long handle, resembling those now carried behind the pope in processions. Sir Gardner Wilkinson, in his work on Egypt, has an engraving of an Ethiopian princess traveling through Upper Egypt in a chariot. A kind of umbrella fastened to a stout pole rises in the center, bearing a close affinity to what are now termed chase umbrellas. To judge from Wilkinson's account, the umbrella was generally used throughout Egypt, partly as a mark of distinction, but more on account of its useful than its ornamental qualities. The same author is rather doubtful weather in the picture given by him of a military chief in his chariot, the frame which an attendant holds up behind the rider is a shield or a screen, but the latter is the more probable supposition, as it has all the appearance of an umbrella without the usual handle. In some paintings on a temple wall, an umbrella is held over the figure of a god, carried in procession, and altogether we may perhaps consider it decided, beyond dispute, that the umbrella in its modern shape was used in Egypt. Footnote. Desilence captures critics, who may find fault with the designs of our artist, we may once for all remark that an idealized conception of the figures only is given. The style of the ancient Draftsmen was by no means so perfect that we, who live in a more civilized age, should be entirely fettered by their conceptions, and the records of ancient life are not nearly full enough to justify anyone who may assert that the pictures in our pages are not so accurate as those in the British Museum. Anyhow, what they ought to have been, rather than what the ancients were, our artist has driven to delineate. End footnote. In Persia, the parasol is repeatedly found in the carved work of Persepolis, and Sir John Malcolm has an article on the subject in his History of Persia. In some sculptures, of a very Egyptian character, by the way, the figure of a king appears attended by a slave, who carries over his head an umbrella with stretchers and runner complete. In other sculptures on the rock at Tak'it Bostan, supposed to be not less than twelve centuries old, a deer-hunt is represented, at which a king looks on, seated on a horse, and having an umbrella borne over his head by an attendant. This combination of business and comfort forcibly reminds us of a certain wet day in Karlsruhe, where we witness from the window of the Hotel Denglater a stout, martial-looking national guardsman marching to the exercise and ground with an umbrella over his head, and a maid-servant diligently tramping through the mud behind him, bearing his musket. As in Assyria, so in most other eastern countries, this use of the parasol carried with it a peculiar and honorable significance. The tradition relating to its origin in China has already been alluded to, and we can trace notices of its use a very long way back indeed. According to Dr. Morrison, umbrellas and parasols are referred to in books printed about AD 300, but their use has been traced still further back than this. A very ancient book of Chinese ceremonies, called Qiaoli, or the rites of Qiaoli, directs that upon the imperial cars the dais should be placed. Quote, the figure of this dais contained in the Chinese edition of Qiaoli, and the particular description of it, given in the explanatory commentary of Lin Heyi, both identify it with an umbrella. The latter describes the dais to be composed of twenty-eight arcs, which are equivalent to the whale-bone ribs of the modern instrument, and the staff supporting the covering to consist of two parts, the upper being a rod three-eighteenths of a Chinese foot in circumference, and the lower a tube six-tenths in circumference, into which the upper half is capable of sliding. Quote, in the second Tartar invasion of China the emperor's son was taken prisoner by the Tartar chief, and made to carry his umbrella when he went out hunting. Starting from royal significance attached to the umbrella came a feeling of veneration for it, very different from the contempt with which we are nowadays too apt to regard it. It was represented by many ancient nations as shading their gods. In the Hindu mythology Vishnu is said to have paid a visit to the infernal regions with his umbrella over his head. One would think that in few places could an umbrella have been less appropriate, but doubtless Vishnu knew what he was about, and had his own reasons for carrying his parapluie under his arm. Perhaps like Mrs. Gamp he could not be separated from it. So much for the ancient history of our subject in the east. We may now go on to countries about which we know a little more than of ancient China and Assyria. In Greece, as Becker tells us in his caraclies, the parasol was an indispensable adjunct to a lady of fashion. It had also its religious signification. In the scurriforia, the Feast of Athenius Chyrus, a white parasol was born by the priestesses of the goddess from the Acropolis to the Falleras. In the Feasts of Dionysius, in that Adalia in Arcadia, where he was exposed under an umbrella, and elsewhere, the umbrella was used, and in an old Ba relief the Sengod is represented as descending Adenferos, with a small umbrella in his hand, like Vishnu before mentioned. There was also another festival in which they appeared, though without any mystical signification. In the Panathena, the daughters of the Metcissi, or foreign residents, carried parasols over the heads of Athenian women, as a mark of inferiority. Tas Parthenon's Tone Metoicon Scya Deforion in Theus Brompeus Inon Quezon. Aeolian VH-6-1, footnote. They compelled the maidens of the Metcissi to act as umbrella-bearers in the processions. Its use seems to have been confined to women. In Pausanias there is a description of a tomb near Fari, a Greek city. From the tomb was the figure of a woman. Dima Paine Deauti, Prosestiki Scya Deonferusa. Pausanias Book 7, Capt. 22, Section 6, footnote.  Aristophanes seems to mention it among the common articles of female use. Aiman Min Garzon, Itekai Nuntention, O Kenan Oi Kalatheokoi, Toski Adion. Aristophanes Desmaphoria Zusi, 821, footnote. For now our loom is safe, our weaving beam, our baskets, and umbrella. It occurs frequently on vases, and is in shape like that now used. It could be put up and down. Tad Dota Gan Son, Ni Al, Exeptanuto Osperski Adion, Kaipalan Zunagito. Aristophanes Equities, 1347.  Which the scoliest explains, ectinotai de kai systolotai proston catapagonta kairon. Footnote, are opened and shut as need requires. For a man to carry one was considered a mark of effeminacy, as appears from the following fragment of anachryon. Skiadeski and Elephantainine Fori Gunaitzen Autos, Athanasius Book 12, Caption 46, Section 534. Footnote, he carries an ivory parasol, as women do. Plutarch makes Aristides speak of Xerxes as sitting under a canopy or umbrella looking at the sea-fight. Cathinus hooped Skiadee Crisi, Plutarch, Thermopylae, Chapter 16, Page 120. Footnote, sitting under a golden canopy. And of Cleopatra in like manner. Upo Skiadee Chrysopasto, Plutarch, Antony, Chapter 26, Page 927. Under a gold-wrought canopy. From Greece it is probable that the use of the parasol passed to Rome, where it seems to have been commonly used by women, while it was the custom even for effeminate men to defend themselves from the heat by the means of the imbraculum, formed of skin or leather, and capable of being lowered at will. We find frequent reference to the umbrella in the Roman classics, and it appears that it was, not unlikely, a post of honour among maid-servants to bear it over their mistresses. Illusions to it are tolerably frequent in the poets. Virgil's Mounamen ad Imbrace, footnote, a shelter for the shower, probably has nothing to do with umbrellas, but more definite mention of them is not wanting. Avid speaks of Hercules carrying the parasol of Anphalee. We appellabant rapidos umbracula soles, cua itamen herculaei sustenueri manus. Avid, Fast I, Book II, 131 I, footnote, a golden umbrella worded off the keen sun, which even the hands of Hercules have borne. Marshall speaks of a servant carrying the parasol, umbalam lusca, lig de feres domini, Marshall, Book 11, Chapter 73. Mayest thou, lig de, be parasol carrier for a public mistress. Juvenal mentions an umbrella as a present. In cui tu veredem umbalam cui succina mitas, Juvenal 9.50, footnote, si to whom it is sent a green umbrella and amber ornaments. Avid advises a lover to make himself agreeable by holding his mistresses parasol. Suci tena distinta sui umbracula virgis, avid ars amatoria II, 209, footnote, yourself hold up the umbrella spread out by its rods. This shows that the umbrella was of much the same construction as ours. A very common use for it was in the theatre, whenever, from wind or other cause, the valarium, or huge awning stretched over the building, always open to the air, could not be put up. A recipe cui nimios vincant, umbracula solis, si liquet et fintes tet tu avela te gant, Marshall, Book 14, Ep. 28, footnote, take this, which may shield you from the sun's excessive rays, so may your own sail shield you, even should the breeze blow. By tu avela is to be understood your own umbrella, and elsewhere the same writer gives the advice, ingridiare via un coelho liquet usche sreino, ad subitas nun qualms cotia deset aquas, Marshall, Book 14, Ep. 130, footnote, though with a bright sky you begin your journey, let this cloak ever be at hand in case of unexpected showers. It will be noticed from the above extracts that the umbrella does not appear to have been used among the romans as a defense from rain, and this is curious enough for we know that the theaters were protected by the Valerium or awning, which was drawn across the arena whenever a sudden shower came on. Strange that this self-evident application of the umbrella should not have occurred to a nation generally so ingenious in the invention of every possible luxury. Possibly the expense bestowed in the decoration of the umbraculum was a reason for its not being applied to what we cannot but regard as its legitimate use. After the founding of Constantinople, the custom of great people carrying an umbrella seems to have arisen, but in Rome it appears only to have been used as a luxury, never as a mark of distinction. Plenty speaks of umbrellas made of palm leaves, but from other sources we may gather that the romans, at all events in the days of the empire, lavished as much splendor on their umbrella as on all articles of their dress. Alvid, as above quoted, speaks of an umbrella enraught with gold, and Claudian in the same way has, Neia defensura calorum, aria submoviant rapidos embracula soles, Claudian, book 8, de quarto consulato honorii, 1, 340. Footnote, nor to protect you from the heat, let the golden umbrella ward off the keen sun's rays. From this we may conclude that the carrying an umbrella was, in some sort, a mark of effeminacy. In another place carrying the umbrella is alluded to as one of the duties of a slave, jam non embracula tolent, virginibus, etc. Footnote, now they do not carry girls' parasols. Gourius says that the umbrella came to Rome from the Etruscans, and certainly it appears not infrequently on Etruscan vases, as also on later gyms. One gem, figured by Picudius, shows an umbrella with a bent handle sloping backwards. Strabo describes a sort of screen, or umbrella, worn by Spanish women, but this is not like a modern umbrella. Very many curious facts are connected with the use of the umbrella throughout the east, where it was nearly everywhere one of the insignia of royalty, or at least of high rank. Monsieur de la Louberet, who was envoy extraordinaire from the French king to the king of Siam, in 1687 and 1688, wrote an account entitled, A New Historical Relation of the Kingdom of Siam, which was translated in 1693 into English. According to his account, the use of the umbrella was granted to some only of the subjects by the king. An umbrella with several circles, as if two or three umbrellas were fastened on the same stick, was permitted to the king alone. The nobles carried a single umbrella with painted cloths hanging from it. The talapoints, who seemed to have been a sort of Siamese monks, had umbrellas made of palm leaf cut and folded so that the stem formed a handle. The same writer describes the audience chambers of the king of Siam. In his quaint old fringe, he says, Portu meblas, il nois à coutoirs per la salle, un devant la fenêtre, un nouveau flanse, un deux à ce planse, un deux côtés de la fenêtre, la paresale est insé pala, c'est que la des est un seul oici. Tavernier, in his voyage to the east, says that on each side of the mogul's throne were two umbrellas, and also describes the hall of the king of Ava as decorated with an umbrella. The Maratha princes, who reigned at Puna in Satara, had the title of Shahatra Patti, Lord of the 24 Umbrella. Shahatra, or Shata, has been suggested as the derivation of satrapies, ex-satrapies in Theopampus, and it seems a probable derivation enough. The Shata of the Indian and Burmese princes is large and heavy, and requires a special attendant, who has a regular position in the royal household. In Ava it seems to have been part of the king's title, that he was king of the white elephant, and lord of the 24 Umbrellas. As of rank in the Maratha court, who were not permitted the right of carrying an umbrella, used a screen, a flat vertical disk called Abjir, carried by an attendant. Even now the umbrella has not lost its emblematic meaning. In 1855 the king of Burma directed a letter to the Marquis of Dalhousie, in which he styles himself, quote, his great, glorious, and most excellent majesty, who reigns over the kingdoms of Thunaparanta, Tampadipa, and all the great umbrella-wearing chiefs of the eastern countries, unquote, etc. Thus we see that the same signification, which was attached to the umbrella by the ancient people of Nineveh, still remains connected with it even in our own time. In the great exhibition of 1851 was the splendid umbrella belonging to his highness the Maharaja of Nashpur. The ribs and stretchers, 16 in number, divided the umbrella into as many segments, covered with silk, exquisitely embroidered with gold and silver ornaments. The upper part of the design was complete in each department, but at the lower it was formed into a graceful running border to which a fringe was attached. The handle was hollow and formed of thick silver plates. In Bengal it appears that no distinction is attached to the umbrella, since the poorer classes there use a shanta, or small umbrella, made of leaves of the Lishirata Peltata. These are of conical form and have numerous ribs and stretchers. The higher class in its psalm use a similar umbrella. In China the use of the umbrella does not appear to have been confined, as in India and Persia, to royalty, but it was always, as it is now, a mark of high rank, though not exclusively so. There seems to have been no particular rule about it, but it carried with it some peculiar distinction. For, on one occasion at least, we hear of twenty-four umbrellas being carried before the emperor when he went out hunting. Here it is, what it appears to be in no other eastern country, a defense against rain rather than sun, and while the richer people do not go out much while it is wet, the poorer classes wear a dress that protects them from the weather. In the rainy season, for instance, a Chinese boatman wears a coat of straw, and a hat of straw and bamboo. Such a dress, of course, renders an umbrella superfluous, and it matters little to the wearer how hard the rain may pelt. Nevertheless, great numbers of umbrellas are exported from China to India, the Indian archipelago, and even South America. In the 1851 exhibition, two only were shown. Of them the report says, quote, they present nothing remarkable beyond the great number of ribs which amount to forty-two. The ribs are formed of wood, and instead of being embraced by the fork of the stretcher, as in the case of European umbrellas, they have a groove cut out in the middle of their lengths, into which the stretcher is secured by a stud of wood. The hat of each rib fits into a notch formed in the ring of wood, which is fastened onto the top of the stick, there being a separate notch for each rib. The slide is of wood, and is forty-two notches, namely one for each stretcher, which, like the ribs, is formed of wood. The covering of the umbrellas exhibited is of oil paper coarsely painted, unquote. But the use of the umbrella traveled westward, and with it the custom of regarding it as a mark of dignity. Amongst the Arabs the umbrella was a mark of distinction. Nibur, who traveled in southern Arabia, describes a procession of the iman of Sana. And yet the iman, and each of the princes of his numerous family, caused a madala, or large umbrella, to be carried by his side. And it is a privilege which, in this country, is appropriated to princes of the blood, just as the sultan of Constantinople permits none but his vizier to have his kaik, or gondola, covered behind, to keep him from the heat of the sun. The same writer goes on to say that many independent chiefs of Yemen carried madalas as a mark of their independence. In Morocco, according to a passage quoted by a writer in the penny magazine, from the travels of Ali Bey, the emperor alone and his family are allowed to use it, quote. The retinue of the sultan was composed of a troop of from fifteen to twenty men on horseback. About a hundred steps behind them came the sultan, who was mounted on a mule with an officer bearing his umbrella, who rode by his side also on a mule. The umbrella is a distinguishing sign of the sovereign of Morocco. Nobody but himself, his sons or his brothers, dare to make use of it, unquote. In Turkey the umbrella is common. A vestige of the reverence once attached to it remains in the custom of compelling everybody who passes the palace where the sultan is residing to lower his umbrella as a mark of respect. And, at all events some years back, before the Crimean war had introduced so many Europeans to Constantinople, anyone neglecting to pay the required reverence stood in considerable danger of a lively reminder from the century on duty. Before concluding this chapter it may not be out of place to make a few remarks as to the origin of the word umbrella, as we have done regarding the thing itself. The English name is borrowed from the Italian umbrella. The Latin term, umbrella, is applied by botanists to those blossoms which are clustered at the extremities of several spokes, radiating from the common stem like the metallic props of the umbrella. The name, as is seen, does not give the slightest idea of the use of the article designated, as is often the case with words we practical folk employ. And we might well take a lesson from our cousins German or French, who have invented distinct names for the weapon used to ward off the rays of the sun, and that employed against rain. Similarly Regensherm, Paraplui, Zonensherm, Parasol. These are better than our names, even though both the French words labor under the disadvantage of being hybrids, half Greek and half Latin. Such then is the ancient history of the umbrella, as far as our research has enabled us to trace it. And indeed we are now not a little surprised at the result of those labors which have enabled us to discover so much. CHAPTER 3 THE Umbrella in England As a canopy of state umbrellas were generally used in the south of Europe. They are found in the ceremonies of the Byzantine church, they were born over the host in procession, and formed part of the Pontifical regalia. A medieval gem represents a bishop attended by a cross bearer, and a servant who carries behind him an umbrella. In the Basilican churches of Rome is suspended a large umbrella, and the cardinal who took his title from the church has the privilege of having an umbrella carried over his head on solemn processions. It is not altogether impossible that the cardinal's hat may be derived from this umbrella. The origin of this custom of hanging an umbrella in the Basilican churches is plain enough. The judge sitting in the Basilica would have it as part of his insignia of office. On the judgment hall being turned into a church the umbrella remained, and in fact occupied the place of the canopy over thrones and the like in our own country. The Aetiano, an Italian herald, says that a vermilion umbrella and a field argent symbolizes dominion. Revenson's crop up now and then throughout the middle-aged records to umbrellas, but the extreme paucity of such illusions goes to show that they were not in common use. In an old romance, the blonde of Oxford, a gesture makes fun of a nobleman for being out in the rain without his cloak. Were I a rich man, says he, I would bear my house about with me. By this very valiant joke he meant, as he afterwards explained, that the nobleman should wear a cloak, not that he ought to forget his umbrella. So it is clear, we find, that our forefathers depended on their cloaks, not on their umbrellas, for protection against storms. Careful research has enabled us to light on a solitary instance of an ancient English umbrella for right in his domestic manners of the English, gives a drawing from the Harleian manuscript, number 603, which represents an Anglo-Saxon gentleman walking out attended by his servant, the servant carrying an umbrella with a handle that slopes backwards, so as to bring the umbrella over the head of the person in front. It probably, therefore, could not be shut up, but otherwise it looks like an ordinary umbrella, and the ribs are represented distinctly. Whether this earliest Jonas Hanway, the reputed first importer of the umbrella, of whom more hereafter, was particularly cyberidic in his notions, or whether, like the mammoth of Siberia, he is the one remaining instance of a former umbrelliferous race, must, at least for the present, remain undecided. The general use of the parasol in France and England was adopted, probably from China, about the middle of the 17th century. At that period, pictorial representations of it are frequently found, some of which exhibit the peculiar broad and deep canopy belonging to the large parasol of the Chinese government officials, born by native attendants. John Evelyn, in his diary for the 22nd June 1664, mentions a collection of rarities shown him by one Thompson, a Catholic priest, sent by the Jesuits of Japan and China to France. Among the curiosities were, fans like those our ladies use, but much larger and with long handles, strangely carved and filled with Chinese characters, which is evidently a description of the parasol. In the title page of Evelyn's Calendarium Hortensa, also published in the same year, we find a black page represented, bearing a closed umbrella or sunshade. It is again evident that the parasol was more an article of curiosity than use at this period, from the fact that it is mentioned as such in the catalogue of the Museum Tradescantium, or Collection of Rarities, preserved at South Lambeth, by London, by John Tradescant. In Couriat's Crudities, a very rare and highly interesting work, published in 1611, about a century and a half prior to the general introduction of the umbrella into England, we find the following curious passage. After talking of fans, he goes on to say, and many of them do carry other fine things of a far greater price that will cost, at the least, a ducat, which they commonly call in the Italian tongue umbrellas, that is, things which minister shadow veto them for shelter against the scorching heat of the sun. These are made of leather, something answerable to the form of a little canopy, and hooped in the inside with diverse little wooden hoops that extend the umbrella in a pretty large compass. They are used especially by horsemen, who carry them in their hands when they ride, fastening the end of the handle upon one of their thighs, and they impart so large a shadow into them that it keepeth the heat of the sun from the upper parts of their bodies. Reference to the same custom of riders in Italy using umbrellas is made in Florio's World of Words, 1598, where we find umbrella, a fan, a canopy, also a festoon or cloth of state for a prince, also a kind of round fan, or shadowing that they use to ride within summer in Italy, a little shade. In Cotgrave's Dictionary of the French and English Tongues, the French Umbrelle is translated an umbrella, a fashion of round and broad fan, wherewith the Indians, and from them are great ones, preserve themselves from the heat of a scorching sun, and hence any little shadow, fan or thing, wherewith women hide their faces from the sun. In Fine's Morrison's Itinerary, 1617, we find a similar allusion to the habit of carrying umbrellas in hot countries to avoid the beams of the sun. Their employment, says the author, is dangerous. Because they gather the heat into a pyramidal point, and thence cast it down perpendicularly upon the head, except they know how to carry them for avoiding that danger. This is certainly a fact not generally known to those who use parasols too recklessly. Poes' Radiviva by John Colop, MD, 1656, mentioned umbrellas. Michael Drayton, writing about 1620, speaks of a pair of doves, which are to watch over the person dressed in his verses. Of doves I have a dainty pair, which when you please to take the air about your head shall gently hover, your clear brow from the sun to cover, and with their nimble wings shall fan you that neither cold nor heat shall tan you, and like umbrellas with their feathers shall shield you in all sorts of weathers. Beaumont and Fletcher have an allusion to the umbrella, 1640. Now are you glad, now is your mind at ease. Now you have got a shadow and umbrella to keep the scorching world's opinion from your fair credit. Rule a wife and have a wife, Act 3, Scene 1. Ben Johnson, too, once mentions it, date 1616, speaking of a mishap which befell a lady at the Spanish court. And there she lay, flat-spread, as an umbrella. The devil is an ass, Act 4, Scene 1. Of the fact that umbrellas were known and used in Italy long prior to their introduction into France, we find a confirmation in Old Montaigne, who observes, Book 3, heading 9, les umbrelles décroyent depuis les anciens romaines d'utilisataires, chargent pour les bras, qu'ils n'aient pas chargéant les tests. Kersi's Dictionary, 1708, describes an umbrella as a screen commonly used by women to keep off rain. The absence of almost all allusion to the umbrella by the wits of the seventeenth century, while the muff, fan, et cetera, receive so large a share of attention, is a further proof that it was far from being recognized as an article of convenient luxury at that day. The clumsy shape probably prevented its being generally used. In one of Dryden's plays we find the line, I can carry your umbrella and fan your ladyship. Gay, addressing a gentleman in his Trivia, or the Art of Walking the Streets of London, 1712, says, Be thou for every season justly dressed, nor brave the piercing frost with open breast, and when the bursting clouds adeluge poor, let thy surtois defend the gaping shower. And again, that garment best the winter's rage defends, whose shapeless form in ample plates depends, by various names in various countries known, yet held in all the true surtois alone, be thine of cursey time, though small the cost, then brave unwet the rain unchill the frost. These passages lead us to the belief that the umbrella was not used by gentlemen for a long time after its merits had been recognized by the fair sex. The following lines from the same author have often been quoted. Good housewives all the winter's rage despise, offended by the riding hood's disguise, or underneath the umbrella's oily shed, safe through the wet on clinking patents tread. Let Persian dames the umbrella's rich display to guard their beauties from the sunny ray, or sweating slaves support the shady load when eastern monarchs show their state abroad. Written in winter only knows its aid to guard from chilly showers the walking maid. Trivia, book one. Dean Swift also in The Tatler, number 228. In describing a city-shower, thus alludes to the common use of the umbrella by women. Now incontiguous drops the floods come down, threatening with delures the devoted town. To shops and crowds the draggled females fly, pretend to cheapen goods, but nothing buy. The Templar spruce, while every spout's abroach, stays tilled his fair, yet seems to call a coach. The tucked-up Semstress walks with hasty strides while streams run down her oiled umbrella's sides. About this time the custom obtained of keeping an umbrella in the halls of great houses to be used in passing from the door to the carriage. At coffee-houses too the same was done. That the use of the umbrella was considered far too effeminate for man is seen from the following advertisement from the female Tatler, for December 12th, 1709. The young gentleman barwing the umbrella belonging to Will's coffee-house in Cornhill of the Mistress, is hereby advertised that to be dry from head to foot on the like occasion he shall be welcome to the maid's patents. Defoe's description of Robinson Crusoe's umbrella is, of course, familiar to all our readers. He makes his heroes say that he had seen umbrellas used in Brazil where they were found very useful in the great heats that were there, and that he constructed his own instrument in imitation of them. I covered it with skins, he adds, the hair outwards, so that it cast off the rain like a penthouse, and kept off the sun so effectually that I could walk out in the hottest of the weather with greater advantage than I could before in the coolest. We may also add that from this description the original heavy umbrellas obtained the name of Robinson, which they retained for many years, both here and in France. In the memoir of Ambrose Barnes, published for the Certease Society under date 1718 appears an entry, umbrella for the church's use, 25 shillings. A similar entry is also found in the church warden's accounts for the parochial chapelry of Burnley Surrey for AD 1760, paid for umbrella, two pounds, 10 shillings, six pence. Both these umbrellas were in all likelihood intended for the use of clergymen at funerals in the churchyard, as was that alluded to in Hone's yearbook, 1826, which was kept for the same purpose in a country church. This last had an awning of green-oiled canvas such as common umbrellas were made of forty years ago. Bailey's Encyclopedia, 1736, has umbrella, a sort of wooden frame covered with cloth, put over a window to keep out the sun, also a screen carried over the head to defend from sun or rain. Also, parasol, a little umbrella to keep off sun. There is at Woburn Abbey a picture painted about 1730 of the Duchess of Bedford with a black servant behind her, who holds an umbrella over her, and a sketch of the same period attached to a song called The Generous Repulse shows a lady seated on a flowery bank holding a parasol with a long handle over her head, while she gently checks the ardor of her swain and consoles him by the following touching strain. Thy vain pursuit, fond youth, give-or, what more alas can Flavia do? Thy worth I own, thy fate deplore, all are not happy that are true. But if revenge can ease thy pain, all soothe the ills I cannot cure, tell thee I drag a hopeless chain in all that I inflict endure. Rather cold consolation, but an unexceptionable and moral sentiment. The idea, therefore, that the Duchess of Rutland devised parasols in 1826 for the first time is obviously incorrect, whatever her grace may have done towards rendering them fashionable. Captain Cook, in one of his voyages, saw some of the natives of the South Pacific Islands with umbrellas made of palm leaves. We have thus seen that the use both of the umbrella and parasol was not unknown in England during the earlier half of the 18th century, that it was not very common, is evident from the fact that General, then Lieutenant Colonel, Wolfe, writing from Paris in 1752, speaks of the people there using umbrellas for the sun and rain, and wonders that a similar practice does not obtain in England. Just about the same time they do seem to have come into general use, and that pretty rapidly, as people found their value, and got over the shyness natural to a first introduction. Jonas Hanway, the founder of the Magdalene Hospital, has the credit of being the first man who had the courage to carry one habitually in London, since it is recorded in the life of that venerable philanthropist, the friend of chimney sweeps and sworn foe to tea, that he was the first man who ventured to dare public reproach and ridicule by carrying an umbrella. He probably felt the benefit of one during his travels in Persia, where they were in constant use as a protection against the sun, and it is also said that he was in ill health when he first made use of it. It was more than likely, however, that Jonas Hanway's neatness in dress and delicate complexion led him, on his return from abroad, to appreciate a luxury hitherto only confined to the ladies. Mr. Pugh, who wrote his life, gives the following description of his personal appearance which may be regarded as a gem in its way. In his dress, as far as was consistent with his ideas of health and ease, he accommodated himself to the prevailing fashion. As it was frequently necessary for him to appear in polite circles on unexpected occasions, he usually wore dress clothes with a large French bag. His hat, ornamented with a gold button, was of a size and fashion to be worn as well under the arm as on the head. When it rained, a small perpluit defended his face and wig. As Hanway died in 1786, and he is said to have carried an umbrella for thirty years, the date of its first use by him may be set down at about 1750. For some time umbrellas were objects of derision, especially from the Hackney coachmen, who saw in their use an invasion on the vested rights of the fraternity, just as Hackney coaches had once been looked upon by the watermen, who thought people should travel by river, not by road. John McDonald, perhaps the only footman, always accepting the great Mr. James Yellow Plush, who ever wrote a memoir of himself, relates that in 1770 he used to be greeted with the shout, Frenchman, Frenchman, why don't you call a coach, whenever he went out with his fine silk umbrella newly brought from Spain. Records of the umbrella's first appearance in other English works have also been preserved. In Glasgow, according to the narrative in Cleland's statistical account of Glasgow, the late Mr. John Jameson, surgeon returning from Paris, brought an umbrella with him, which was the first seen in this city. The doctor, who was a man of great humor, took pleasure in relating to me how he was stared at with his umbrella. In Edinburgh, Dr. Spence is said to have been the first to carry one. In Bristol, a red leghorn umbrella appeared about 1780, according to a writer in Notes and Queries, and created their no small sensation. The trade between Bristol and leghorn may account for this. Some five and thirty years ago it is said that an old lady was living in Taunton, who recollected when there were only two umbrellas in the town, one of which belonged to the clergyman. When he went to church he used to hang the umbrella up in the porch to the edification and delight of his parishioners. Horace Walpole tells how Dr. Shabir, who was prosecuted for seditious writings in 1758, stood in the pillory having a footman holding an umbrella to keep off the rain. For permitting this indulgence to a malefactor, Beardman, the undersheriff, was punished. It is difficult to conceive how the umbrella could come into general use, owing to the state in which the streets of London were up to a comparatively recent period. The same amusing author to whom we owe the description of Jonas Hanway gives the following account of them at the time his work was published. It is not easy to convey to a person who has not seen the streets of London before they were uniformly paved, a tolerable idea of their inconvenience and uncleanliness, the signs extending on both sides of the way into the streets at unequal distances from the houses that they might not intercept each other, greatly obstructed the view, and what is of more consequence than a crowded city prevented the free circulation of the air? The footpaths were universally incommodated, even when they were so narrow as to only admit one person passing at a time by a row of posts set on edge next to the carriageway. He whose urgent business would not permit of his keeping pace with the gentleman of leisure before him turned out between the two posts before the door of some large house into the carriageway. When he perceived danger moving toward him he wished to return within the protection of the row of posts, but there was commonly a rail continued from the top of one post to that of another, sometimes for several houses together in which case he was obliged to run back to the first inlet or climb over or creep under the railing, in attempting which he might be fortunate if he escaped with no other injury than what proceeded from dirt. If intimidated by the danger he escaped he afterwards kept within the boundary of the posts and railing, he was obliged to put aside the travelers before him whose haste was less urgent than his, and, these resisting, made his journey truly a warfare. The French are reproached even to a proverb for the neglect of the convenience of foot passengers in their metropolis by not providing a separate path for them. But great as is the exposure to dirt in Paris for want of a foot path which their many porco-chairs seem likely forever to prevent, in the more important article of danger the city of London was at this period at least on a par. How comfortless must be the sensations of an unfortunate female stopped in the street on a windy day under a large old sign loaded with lead and iron in full swing over her head, and perhaps a torrent of rain and dirty water following near from a projecting spout ornament with the mouth and teeth of a dragon. These dangers and distresses are now at an end, and we may think of them as a sailor does of a storm which has subsided, but the advantages derived from their present uniformity and cleanliness can be known only in their full extent by comparing them with the former inconveniences. When to this description is added the fact that the hoop petticoat and other article of dress monopolized the whale bone, it will be seen how much had to be got over before an umbrella could be carried out by the citizens of London as a walking staff with satisfactory assurance of protection in case of a shower. The earliest English umbrellas we must also remember were made of oiled silk, very clumsy and difficult to open when wet. The stick and furniture were heavy and inconvenient, and the article very expensive. At the end of the century illusions to the umbrella are not infrequent. Cowper, in his Task 1780, twice mentions it, but seems to mean a parasol. We bear our shades about us, self-deprived of other screen, the thin umbrella spread and range an Indian waste without a tree. Book one. And again. Expect her soon, with foot boy at her heels, no longer blushing for her awkward load, her train and her umbrella all her care. Book four. The Reverend G. C. Renoir, writing in 1852 notes and queries, says, in the hall of my father's house at Stamford in Lancashire there was, when I was a child, the wreck of a large green silk umbrella, apparently of Chinese manufacture, brought by my father from Scotland somewhere between 1770 and 1780, and as I have often heard, the first umbrella seen at Stamford. I well remember also an amusing description given by the late Mr. Worry, so many years consul at Smyrna, of the astonishment and envy of his mother's neighbors at Saubridge Worth in Hance, where his father had a country house when he ran home and came back with an umbrella which he had just brought from Langhorn to shelter them from a pelting shower which detained them in the church porch after the service on one summer Sunday. For Mr. Worry's age at the time he mentioned this and other circumstances in his history, I conjecture that it occurred not later than 1775 or 1776. As Saubridge Worth is so near London it is evident that even then umbrellas were at that time almost unknown. Since this date, however, the umbrella has come into general use, and in consequence numerous improvements have been affected in it. The transition to the present portable form is due, partly to the substitution of silk and gingham for the heavy and troublesome oiled silk, which admitted of the ribs and frames being made much lighter, and also to the many ingenious mechanical improvements in the framework, chiefly by French and English manufacturers, many of which were patented and to which we purpose presently to allude. CHAPTER IV of Umbrellas and their history. This is a LibriVox recording. All LibriVox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, please visit LibriVox.org. Umbrellas and their history by William Sanxter. CHAPTER IV The Story of the Parachute. In giving an account of the umbrella, it would not be right to omit mentioning another, and far from legitimate use in which it has been employed by not-a-rati-hunting artists, we allude to the parachute, and a short narration of its origin and progress may not be uninteresting to our readers. The parachute, commonly in use, is nothing more or less than a huge umbrella, presenting a surface of sufficient dimension to experience from the air a resistance equal to the weight of descent, in moving through the fluid at a velocity not exceeding that of the shock which a person can sustain without danger or injury. It is made of silk or cotton. To the outer edge, cords are fastened of about the same length as the diameter of the machine, 24 to 28 feet. A centre cord is attached to the apex and meets the cords from the margin, acting in fact as a stick of the umbrella. The machine is thus kept expanded during descent. The car is fastened to the centre cord and the hole attached to the balloon in such a manner that it may be readily and quickly detached, either by cutting a string or pulling a trigger. Consequently, in the east, where the umbrella has been from the earliest ages in familiar use, it appears to have been occasionally employed by vultures to enable them to jump safely from great heights. Fr. Loubert, in his curious account of Siam, relates that a person famous in that country for his dexterity used to divert the king in court by the extraordinary leaps he took, having two umbrellas with long slender handles fastened to his girdle. In 1783, M. Normand demonstrated the utility of the parachute by lifting himself down from the windows of a high house at Lyon. His idea was that it might be made a sort of fire escape. Blanchard was the first person who constructed a parachute to act as a safety guard to the aeronaut in case of any accident. During an excursion he made from Lille in 1785, when he traversed without stopping a distance of 300 miles, he let down a parachute with a basket fastened to it containing a dog. This he suffered to fall from a great height, and it reached the ground in safety. The first parachute descent from a balloon, however, was made by Jacques Garnaram on the 22nd of October 1797 in the Park of Morsau. De La Laund, the celebrated astronomer, has furnished a detailed and highly interesting account of this foolish experiment. Garnaram resided in London during the short piece of 1802 and made two ascents with his balloon, in the second of which he let himself fall at an amazing height with a parachute of 23 feet diameter. He started from an enclosure near North Audley Street and descended after having been seven or eight minutes in the air. After cutting himself away he floated over Marleybone and Somerstown and fell in the field near St. Pancras Old Church. The oscillation was so great that he was thrown out of the parachute and narrowly escaped death. He seemed a good deal frightened and said that the peril was too great for endurance. One of the stays of the machine having given way his danger was increased. The next person who tried this dangerous experiment was his niece, Eliza Garnaram, who descended several times in safety. Her parachute had a large orifice in the top in order to check the oscillation and this appears to have been tolerably successful. The next experimentalist was a person of the name of Cocking, who ended his days in a manner unworthy of his talents through a series of lamentable mistakes. His parachute was constructed on the opposite principle of a wedge-like form and was intended to cleave through the air instead of offering a resistance to it. It has not yet been proved that the principle was wrong but the defect lay in the weakness of the materials employed in the formation of the parachute. On the 29th July 1837 Mr. Cocking ascended in his new parachute attached to the great Nassau balloon. Mr. Cocking liberated himself from the balloon. The parachute collapsed and fell at a frightful rate into a field near Lee where poor Cocking was found with an awful wound on his right temple. He never spoke but died almost immediately afterwards. It is much to be regretted that the descent was ever allowed to take place. The aeronauts themselves were for some time in a state of imminent peril. Immediately the parachute was cut away the balloon ascended with frightful velocity owing to the ascending power it necessarily gained by being freed from a weight of nearly five hundred pounds and had it not been that its occupants applied their mouths to the airbags previously provided they must have been suffocated by the escaping gas. When the reaction took place the balloon had lost its buoyancy and fell rather than descended to the ground. Mr. Hampton was the next person who attempted the experiment and made three descents in a parachute in succession without injury. Undeterred by the awful fate of his predecessor this gentleman determined on making a parachute descent which should prove the correctness of the theory and the Montpellier Gardens at Cheltenham was selected as a scene of the exploit. Owing to the censure which was attached to the proprietors of the Vauxhall Gardens for permitting Cocking's ascent the owners of the gardens at Cheltenham would not suffer the experiment to be made and Mr. Hampton was obliged to have recourse to stratagem. As he was permitted to display his parachute in the manner he intended to use it the idea suddenly flashed across his mind that he could carry out his long nurse wishes he suddenly cut the rope which kept him down and went off to the astonishment of the spectators the last cheering sound that reached him being he will be killed to a dead certainty. After attaining an altitude of nearly two miles Mr. Hampton proceeded to cut the rope that held him attached to the balloon he poor was to a second or two as he remembered that it was soon be life or death of him but at length drew his knife across the rope the first feelings he experienced were both unpleasant and alarming his eyes and the top of his head appeared to be forced upwards but this passed off in a few seconds and his feelings subsequently became pleasant rather than disagreeable so steady and slow was the descent that the parachute appeared to be stationary Mr. Hampton remembered that a bag of ballast was fastened beneath the car he stooped over and upset the sand he also noted by his watch the time he occupied in descending the earth seemed coming up to him rapidly the parachute indicated its approach to terra firma by a slight oscillation and he presently struck the ground in the centre of a field where he was first welcomed by a sheep which stared at this visitor from the clouds in utter amazement Mr. Hampton repeated the experiment twice in London the one both occasions with considerable danger to himself the first time falling on a tree in Kensington Gardens the second on a house which threw him out of the basket after this experiment there was a lull in the parachute folly until some twenty years ago Madame Poitobin startled the metropolis from its propriety by her perilous escapes both in life and limb although considerable ingenuity was displayed in the plan of expanding the parachute by the sudden discharge of gas from the balloon still the very fact of a woman being exposed to such danger by her husband will we trust hereafter prevent Englishmen from countenancing such an exhibition by their presence End of Chapter 4 Section 5 of Umbrellas and Their History This is a LibriVox recording All LibriVox recordings are in the public domain For more information or to volunteer please visit LibriVox.org Recording by Phillipa Chantry Umbrellas and Their History by William Sanxter Chapter 5 Umbrella Stories Who could for a moment suppose that so important an article as the Umbrella would be without its lighter as well as its more serious history Umbrellas are still, we regret to say regarded rather in a comic than a serious light So, if any of the following anecdotes seem to treat of Umbrellas into mocking or frivolous of vain it is the fault of the bad taste of the British public not ours who have merely compiled However, we may commence with the very neat little French riddle Quelle est l'objet que l'on recherche le plus qu'on en sent des gouttes? A mysterious inquiry and all sorts of horrible but needful abominations occur to the mind in answer But the answer is not so bad after all Change the spelling without altering the pronunciation and you get qu'on en sent des goutties and lo, you have it at once le parapluie the faithful friend whose presence we most desire when we least wish for the necessity of it the burden of our fine days the shelter of our wet ones Or again would you like a verse or two on the same subject Pour être haine, on veut à l'envie du frais et du neuf et du beau je dis que c'est un parapluie que l'on doit donner en cadeau The author of these two jeûts de mûl unhappily we do not know or he would thank him for them The English poet of the umbrella has yet to be born The next story relates to the early history of the umbrella in Scotland and may probably be referred to the time when good Dr Jamson was walking about Glasgow with his new fangled sheltering apparatus which he had brought with him on his return from Paris As it was the first ever seen in that city it attracted universal attention and a vast amount of impudence from the horrid boys The following anecdote then which we borrow from a scotch paper most probably refers to the same period or thereabouts When umbrellas were first marched into Blair Gowery they were sported only by the minister and the Laird and were looked upon by the common class people as a perfect phenomenon One day Daniel M went to Colonel MacPherson at Blair Gowery House when about to return a shower came on and the Colonel politely offered him the loan of an umbrella which he gladly accepted and Daniel with his head two or three inches higher than usual marched off Not long after he had left however the Colonel again saw Daniel posting towards him with all possible haste still or topped by his cotton canopy Silk umbrellas were out of the question in those days which he held out saluting him with a acornil this'll never do there's not a door in all my house that'll take it in my very barn door won't take it in In the voracious history of Sandford and Merton if our memory serves us a right there is an instance quoted a remarkable presence of mind relating to an umbrella and its owner The members of a comfortable picnic party were cosily assembled in some part of India when an unbidden and most unwelcome guest made his appearance in the shape of a huge Bengal tiger Most persons would naturally have sought safety in flight and not stayed to hob and knob with this denizen of the jungle Not so however thought a lady of the party who inspired by her innate courage or the fear of losing her dinner perhaps by both combined seized her umbrella and opened it suddenly in the face of the tiger as he stood wistfully gazing upon brown curry and foaming all-sob The astonished brute turned tail and fled and the lady saved her dinner Not many years ago the umbrella was employed in an equally curious manner though not so successfully as in the former instance In the campaign of 1793 General Bourne-en-Vie who was sent with four commissioners by the National Convention to the camp of the Prince of Sucks Coburg was detained as a prisoner with his companions and confined in the fortress of Olmutz In this situation a desperate attempt to regain his liberty Having procured an umbrella he leapt with it from a window forty feet above the ground But being a very heavy man it did not prove sufficient to let him down in safety He struck against an opposite wall fell into a ditch and broke his leg and worse than all was carried back to his prison One of the most remarkable instances on record in which the umbrella was the agency of a man's life being saved occurred according to his own statement to our old friend Colonel Longbow Of course our kind readers know him as well as we do for not to do so would be to argue yourselves unknown At any continental watering place Longbow or one of his family for it is a large one can be met with He is indeed a wonderful man with all the crowned heads of Europe and proves his intimacy by always speaking of them by their Christian names He is at once the guide philosopher and friend of every stranger who happens to form his acquaintance A very easy task be it remarked and those so great a man is not above dining at your expense and charming you by the terms of easy familiarity with which he imbibes your champagne or your porter for all is alike to him so long as he has not to pay for it he can take any given quantity Well the other day we happened to meet the Colonel and he speedily contrived to discover that we were on the point of going to dine and so invited him to share our humble meal as a graceful way of making a virtue of necessity for had we not done so he would have had no hesitation in inviting himself During dinner conversation of course turned upon one all engrossing subject the war and the Colonel proceeded to give us his experiences of former wars including his adventures in the Crimea and the miraculous escape he owed to an umbrella it appeared that he had gone out with his friend Lord Levant on a yachting excursion in the Mediterranean and they eventually found their way into the Black Sea the stress of weather compelled them to put into this little port of Yalta on the North Coast where they went on shore the Colonel on the Lucretian principle of Suave, Marie, Magnus etc proceeded the next morning to the verge of the precipice to observe the magnificent prospect of a sea running mountains high as it was raining at the time he put up a huge gingham umbrella he happened to find in the hotel suddenly however a furious blast of wind drove across the cliff and lifted the Colonel bodily in the air a way he flew far out to sea the umbrella acting as a parachute to let him fall easy now to most men this would only have been a choice of evils a progress from Skylar to Charobides but not so to our Colonel on coming up to the surface after his first dip he found that swimming would not save him so he quietly emptied out the water contained in the umbrella seated himself upon it and sailed triumphantly into the harbour like an Aryan on his dolphin our face on hearing this anecdote must have betrayed the skepticism we felt for the Colonel proceeded to a corner of the room and produced the identical umbrella of course such a proof was irresistible and we were compelled to do penance for our unbelief by lending the gallant Colonel a sovereign for the bank was closed we thought the anecdote cheap at the price there is a story told of one of our city bankers that he owed an excellent wife to the interposition of an umbrella it appears that on returning home one day in a heavy shower of rain he found a young lady standing on his doorway politeness induced him to invite her to take shelter under his roof and eventually to offer her the loan of an umbrella of course the gallant banker called for it the next day and the acquaintance thus accidentally made soon ripened into mutual affection this species of umbrella courtship has been immortalised in more than one song none of which however are quite worth quoting a worthy little Frenchman of our acquaintance was ordered by his medical man to take a course of shower baths such things being unknown to him in his fatherland he of course found the first assay remarkably unpleasant but with native ingenuity he soon discovered a remedy on our asking him how he liked the hydropathic system he replied oh Mrs. Jamal Monami I always take my paga pluie with me into debath Douglas Gerald in his well-known puncher's letters The Sun gives an anecdote of which we can only say si non è vero e ben trovato it at all events illustrates the frightful morality that exists with regard to borrowing umbrellas Hopkins once lent Simpson his next door neighbour an umbrella you will judge of the intellect of Hopkins not so much from the act of lending an umbrella but from his insane endeavour to get it back again it poured in torrents Hopkins had an urgent call Hopkins knocked at Simpson's door I want my umbrella now Simpson had also a call in a directly opposite way to Hopkins and with the borrowed umbrella in his hand was advancing to the threshold I tell you Rod Hopkins I want my umbrella can't have it said Simpson why I want to go to the east end it rains in torrents what screamed Hopkins what am I to do for an umbrella do answered Simpson darting from the door do as I did borrow one the umbrella has been most successfully introduced on the stage what for instance would Paul Pry have been without that valuable implement for which to inquire with his stereotype hope I don't intrude or his French successor a woman in the grand duchess who inquires in plenty of accents for just after Schneider has been declaiming about her father's sabre merely to bring a big umbrella on the stage is an acknowledged way of raising a laugh Mrs. Gamp again with her receptacle for unconsidered trifles cannot be realised apart from her umbrella and then those hired waiters who come into our houses with an umbrella of graceful proportions and emerge towards the small hours with the most plethora which looks as if it had been regaling on the good things as well as its master it used to appear to us a comical sight years back in the old city of Paris to see the National Guard going to exercise with a musket in one hand and an umbrella in the other and we dare say it was a very sensible plan after all and might have been imitated with success before Sebastopol a stout steel umbrella would offer no contemptible shelter to a rifleman this circumstance too may throw a light on a hitherto obscure passage in Macbeth where Burnham Wood moves to Dunsonane for it is just possible that the soldiers cut down the branches to serve them as protection from the rain we throw out this as a hint to any enterprising manager in Germany on the other hand a soldier is, or used to be strictly forbidden from carrying an open umbrella unless he is accompanied by a civilian or a lady a wordy corporal on one occasion was sent to fetch an umbrella his major's lady had left at a friend's house and at the same time took her lap dog for an earring on the road home a violent shower came on and to avoid committing a breach of the regulations under his arm he tucked the dog which was contained according to his ideas in both the above categories put up the umbrella and marched very comfortably to barracks with one more characteristic anecdote we will close our budget one evening while Rowland Hill was preaching a shower came on and his chapel was speedily filled with devotees with that peculiar sarcastic intonation which none could assume so successfully as himself he quietly remarked my brethren I have often heard that religion can be made a cloak but this is the first occasion on which I ever knew it could be converted into an umbrella End of Section 5 Recording by Philippa Chantry Chapter 6 of Umbrella's and Their History This is a LibriVox recording All LibriVox recordings are in the public domain For more information or to volunteer please visit LibriVox.org Recording by Roger Maline Umbrella's and Their History by William Sangster Chapter 6 The Regeneration of the Umbrella Our task is now nearly completed We have described the history of the parasol and its near relation the umbrella as far as our space permits us to treat of this interesting subject All that remains for us to do is to give an account of the principal improvements affected in the umbrella during later years It is certain that France was some way ahead of us with regard to the use of umbrellas for they were comparatively common there This was but natural considering that they were, as we have seen, used in Italy and consequently the folks of southern France would not be likely to be far behind their neighbors in availing themselves of the protection from the sun whether or not they had sufficient genius to shelter themselves from the rain by the aid of an umbrella In France parasols and umbrellas used to be amongst the articles made by the corporate body of Borsiers M. Nathalie Rondeau quotes from the journal de Citoyen of 1754 the price of parasols It ranged from 7 shillings 3 pence to 17 shillings 6 pence according to the construction and to whether they were made to fold up or not In Diderot and D'Alembert's Encyclopédique is figured an umbrella which is described as follows in the excellent introduction to the abridgments of specifications relating to umbrellas lately published by the commissioners of patents The ribs bear about the same proportion as in modern umbrellas as regards length to the stick but the stretchers are much shorter being less than a quarter of the length of the ribs They are double each rib having a pair joined one on each side of the rib at the same point The ribs are joined at the top by being strung on a ring as in old English umbrellas but the runner is made of precisely similar construction to the modern runner and seems almost identical with that described in Caney's specification patent number 5761 AD 1829 Ribs and sticks are jointed, the latter in two places There is no catch to hold the umbrella closed but this upper catch is the ordinary bent wire one The upper joint of the stick is made with a screw the lower of a hinge with a slide as in a modern parasol The slide has a catch resembling the ordinary runner catch At the top is a ring for carrying or suspending the umbrella Such was the old French umbrella and that used in England was of much the same sort The old French folding parasol is thus described in the report of the jurors for the exhibition of 1851 The folding parasol was constructed with jointed ribs so as to fold back and was likewise self-opening The rod was a metallic tube and contained a spiral spring which acted upon and pressed upwards an inner rod To this inner rod were jointed the stretchers which in this construction were placed above the ribs instead of below as in the ordinary form beside which they were much shorter so as to admit of their being concealed by the covering By the elasticity of the spiral spring contained in the hollow stem the inner rod was pressed outwards and lifted the stretchers and the wings raised the ribs also so that in its ordinary or natural state the umbrella was always open and would continue so unless constrained to remain closed by a catch On releasing the catch it consequently sprang open In order that it might be easily closed four cords were attached to four of the ribs and passed to the handle and a loop embracing these cords to the right of the handle and enabled the possessor to close his umbrella without difficulty From the authority already quoted we learned that whale bone was employed for the ribs and that their number varied with their length For example when 24 inches long the number employed was 8 when 25 inches 9 and when 26, 28 and 30 inches 10 were used Calico was employed to cover umbrellas and silk to cover parasols The use of parasols was common in Lyon at that period 1786 They were carried by men as well as women They were rose colored white and of other colors and were so light as to be carried without inconvenience The Encyclopédic methodique gives some interesting particulars of the manufacture of parasols and umbrellas at the end of the 18th century From it it appears that the ribs were occasionally made of metal On a ton de cet couverture portative par les moyens de quelque brin de baleen ou de fi de cuivre ou de fer qui la soutienne This is interesting as showing that metal ribs are not a very modern invention The following statement of the comparative weights and sizes of umbrellas was prepared by M. Farge for the French Exposition of 1849 Umbrellas of 1645 Length of ribs and inches 31.5 Weight 3 pounds 8.5 ounces Umbrellas of 1740 Length of ribs and inches 29 Weight 1 pound 13 ounces Umbrellas of 1780 Length of ribs and inches 28.75 Weight 1 pounds 8.5 ounces Umbrellas of 1840 Length of ribs and inches 27.5 Weight 0 pounds 13.25 ounces Umbrellas of 1849 Length of ribs and inches 27 Weight 0 pounds 8.75 ounces From 1808 to 1848 80 patents were taken out in France for inventions 3 of importation and 41 for improvements in umbrellas In England after their first introduction the manufacture of umbrellas increased rapidly The first patent is dated 1780 and was taken up by Mark Bull for a machine for supporting an umbrella which may be fixed to any saddle or wheeled carriage being far more complete than any hitherto invented The invention is described in the following words There is a ball and socket of steel or iron or any other metal or composition The ball moves in any direction and is fixed by one, two, three or more points which are forced against it either by a screw or spring The ball is made with small cavities to receive the points which press against it In order to secure it the more effectually in the ball there is a hole which receives the one end of the staff of the umbrella secured in it either by a spring or screw or a sliding or a spring bolt The umbrella may be taken away from the staff and either put under the seat of the saddle or fixed before the rider The staff may be made whole or in two pieces the one to slide within the other in order to raise or lower the umbrella and be fixed either by a spring or screw They are fixed in the head of the saddle and covered by a top without making the saddle appear in the least different to what they are now made The next is of the date of 1786 and was taken out by John Beale for an umbrella with joints flat springs and stops worm springs and bolts slip bolts, screws slip rivet and cross stop and square slips and the manner in which the same are performed is particularly described in the several plans, figures or drawings annexed The drawings referred to are not easily intelligible from the briefness of the explanation attached but show an umbrella with a jointed handle opening by a spring In the next year 1787 we find an advertisement put out by Thomas Fulgham of Cheapside stating that he has a great assortment of his much approved pocket and portable umbrellas which for lightness elegance and strength far exceed anything of the kind ever imported or manufactured in this kingdom All kinds of common umbrellas prepared in a particular way that will never stick together A description of the umbrellas which in all probability Mr. Thomas Fulgham made we extract from the source mentioned above The early umbrellas were made of oiled silk or glazed cotton cloth and were very cumbersome and inconvenient To judge from a picture of handway and from the other old pictures mentioned above they were small with a very long handle they were not used for walking and consequently instead of the ferrule had a ring at the top by which they were hung up both were of cane and the ribs of cane or whale bone instead of the present top notch and runner both ribs and stretchers were simply strong on a ring of wire and the inequality of the friction and the weakness of such an arrangement caused the umbrella to be always getting out of order The ribs and stretchers were joined together very roughly by a pin passing through the rib on which the forked end of the stretcher hinged The first improvement in this respect was by Cainy patent number 5761 AD 1829 who invented a top notch and runner in which each rib or stretcher has a separate hinge The top notch was made of a notched wheel or disc into each slot of which an axis fixed on the top of the stretchers worked was made on a similar principle at the point of the rib where the stretcher joined it Cainy fixed a middle bit consisting of a small fork in which the end of the stretcher was hinged This construction was much stronger and the forked ends of the stretchers were thus prevented from wearing out the cover as before With modifications more or less important this construction is the same as the original use The principal object of all those who have devoted their attention to the task has been to reduce the weight of the umbrella without at the same time diminishing its strength In its primitive form the ribs were formed of whale bone which possessed very grave inconveniences In the first place it was cumbersome to a degree lost its elasticity after any continuous exposure and if dried without very great care was extremely liable to crack In the next place the price was very high and consequently the masses remained unrepresented in the umbrella market The most important improvement dates from the introduction of steel instead of whale bone which took place about 30 years ago for although a few umbrellas were occasionally made and used of this material prior to that time it had not come into general use Amongst other improvements have been the following The tips are now made in one piece with the rib instead of being made of bone japan metal or other material and then fastened on The long 6 inch runners have given way to the short one 2 inches long and the ferrules are also much shorter than formerly To keep the umbrella closed the old fashioned plan was a ring fastened by a string A tape and cotton superseded this and in its turn gave way to the elastic now in use Sliding caps to fit over the ends of the ribs and hold the umbrella closed have been invented but until quite recently do not seem to have come much into use Simple as the construction of an umbrella may appear there have been altogether upwards of 300 patents taken out for various improvements in their manufacture in addition to numerous alterations which have been registered according to the Act Vic 6 and 7 Cap 65 With very few exceptions the inventors have not been repaid the cost of their patents This has arisen partly from the delicacy of their mechanical construction unfitted for the rough usage to which umbrellas are exposed but chiefly in consequence of the increased cost of manufacture not being compensated by the improvements affected The introduction of steel vise whale bone was opposed by the trade and the public in general like many other great improvements and it required several years in order to convince purchasers that steel would not only last much longer than whale bone but would not be so liable to break provided it was properly made and tempered The misfortune was that at the outset a great number of inferior articles were introduced and consequently the public naturally lost confidence and it demanded great exertions in the part of the more respectable members of the trade ere the merits of the new invention were recognized At present it is generally allowed that a good steel rib umbrella can be as easily procured as a carefully tempered razor or sword A Swiss watch spring maker named Sangrenid had discovered a secret of tempering steel which gave it great strength and he had made some very light umbrellas but they were immensely dear On his death the secret died with him Mr. Fox set to work to discover a method which should combine strength and lightness Mr. Fox's Paragon frame simple in its construction half the weight of whale bone but equally strong is admitted to be the greatest improvement yet introduced in the manufacture of an umbrella The ribs are made in the form of a trough with flat sides by which shape the greatest amount of strength is obtained The same principle as is well known has been successfully applied in the construction of the great tubular bridge over the Menai Straits from which Mr. Fox took the idea The weight of the umbrella having been thus reduced the next question was whether some amendment could not be made in the covering material For a long time umbrellas were only covered with two materials silk and cotton and the want of some substance which would resist the greater friction and consequent wear than an umbrella invariably undergoes formed a subject of anxious attention to the writer of this little book Several materials were tried without success until a fabric called alpaca made of the wool of the Chilean and Peruvian sheep presented itself and for this a patent was immediately taken out of its merits it becomes us not to speak but we may be permitted to quote the following remarks from the grand jury report of the great exhibition of 1851 Sanxter, William and John Prize medal for the silk parasols and umbrellas of excellent quality and for their application of alpaca cloth to the coverings of parasols and umbrellas to the above flattering testimonial the following remarks were repented alpaca cloth is made of undyed wool of the Peruvian and Chilean sheep and it is therefore is not liable to fade nor is it acted upon by salt water hence alpaca parasols and umbrellas are much used at watering places the demand for the Paragon umbrella is so great that the patentee is able to supply them at a price not much exceeding the ordinary sorts the frames are guaranteed for two years but in consequence of the superior quality of the article the number found to require repair is much less than the average of other kinds in the course of the two years succeeding their introduction upwards of 50,000 Paragon umbrellas were sold nor was the progress of the alpaca umbrella less cheering though the material is in some respects inferior to silk it has been found to wear so much longer and to cost so much less that its use is now becoming general among that numerous class with whom economy and an umbrella are equally indispensable the sale of alpaca umbrellas in the year 1854 amounted to upwards of 45,000 since this time W and J S have sold under their patent umbrellas to the number of nearly four millions these facts we will leave to our readers to draw their own inference from but the very kind reception which the alpaca umbrellas have hitherto received justifies us in asserting that no material has yet been brought forward which has so thoroughly fulfilled the required conditions the weight of the umbrella has also been diminished and last not least the price has decreased in a corresponding ratio this latter fact is of the very greatest importance when we remember the immense quantity of parasols and umbrellas manufactured during the year in London and estimated at the enormous value of 500,000 pounds in addition a very great number are made in London, Manchester, and Birmingham to those who wish to keep their umbrellas safe and sound we may commend the following extract from Cassel's household guide umbrellas are articles which generally suffer more from careless treatment than from legitimate wear and tear an umbrella, when properly treated, will last twice as long as one that is not so used an umbrella should neither be distended to dry which will strain the ribs and covering and prevent its ever afterwards folding up neatly nor at once rolled and tiled up which would tend to rust the frame and rot the textile fabric neither should it, if of silk be carelessly thrust into an umbrella stand nor allowed to rust against a wall which would probably discolor and certainly crease the silk obviously it should be shut but not tied up and hung from the handle with the point downwards till it is nearly but not quite dry it should then be neatly and carefully rolled up and tied in walking with an umbrella the hand should be confined to the handle and not allowed to grasp the silk otherwise that portion which is held will become greased and discolored and the material will be frayed out round the tips which are points where there is always much stress and where it will always have a tendency to give way when not in use the umbrella should be protected from dust and injury of any kind by its silk or oil cloth case when dirty alpaca umbrellas are best cleaned with a clothes brush but brushing is useless for those of silk very dirt may be removed from a silk umbrella by means of a clean sponge and cold water or if the soil should be so tenacious that this will not remove it a piece of linen rag dipped in spirits of wine or unsweetened gin will generally affect the desired end having thus given our readers all the information on the subject in our power even down to the last quoted paragraph which may teach them how to preserve their umbrellas we may wish them a hearty farewell hoping they may long live to use these promoters of comfort and of health and that they may always be as well shielded by fate from the metaphorical tempests of life as they are from its physical storms by a good modern umbrella Fini End of Chapter 6 Recording by Roger Maline End of Umbrellas and Their History by William Sangster


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