alien pots And you find matches in them Like human match boxes that that look identical to the ones in the human world just matches They're like, oh, it's a good thing that these aliens had them on their alien planet I have so much faith in them as a development team, but how can you possibly Like argue that that's anything but laziness.  The lamp oil texture is the same for both Why are the oil cadastres in the alien world? Why? Why would they be there? Oh, the idea that it's like, well, you see the aliens are using oil cadastres, you're like, what? Which is weird. You think that you'd think that all of their power How their other power requirements would be taken care of by the vitae, but I guess except for matches. Oh, I'm so frustrating. Um Also, I just want to read this out because it it hurts my feelings Frictional games Um put out a tweet saying please do check out the linked blog post They were never intended as scares in the first place not even jump scares.  So in in amnesia the dark descent As your fear would increase as your sanity would decrease essentially as you became more and more insane As your fear went up essentially your you would get visual distortions. You'd hallucinate your screen would kind of Blurry a little bit and you start to shake a little bit and you knew what the consequences were Of your sanity meter going to zero you fall over Consequences, yeah And when you fall over if there's a monster nearby you're done. That's it. You need to take care of it It was this is the problem I think I think we talked about this in a private call before but if it ain't broke don't fix it They've made a sequel. They have to fix it. It's like you don't this isn't there's no fixing needed for the sanity meter You you've nailed it the first one's nailed.  We're gonna add a jump scare every three seconds. You're like thanks Yeah, and they have their own visual distortions were a little black Uh, I don't know tendrally things come in from the sides of the screen and encroach on your vision like okay And you get this weird this this scuttling sort of noise in the back and like okay We get that and it gets more difficult to see All right, it was all this visual stuff that you got before Like as gary, what do you think sounds better that that stuff? I was describing that flashes on your screen with loud noises or The world around you there starts to be loads of cockroaches that are on the floor bugs flying around you lots of noises Like creaking and crumbling and stuff in your ear And uh general blurriness as a sign that things are getting worse and you're going insane. Which of those two sounds better? Let's say the more the more subtle the more ones kind of silent silent here. It's like silent hill. Yes, I know But very psychological. Yep silent hill as well and then it plays on that psychology and it's always that which is Uh the more fearful one because you create your own demons essentially then Um, so yeah, you knew knew in silent hill when the walls started bleeding and the siren went off You were just like oh Hey, you know, yep, and there'd be noises and and cranking and They talk about how they were inspired by silent hill when they made amnesia of the doctor's end. Um, I don't know what they were inspired by when they made rebirth crap Outlast I think that it's it's doubly disappointing when their last game was soma Which was such a masterpiece of a game like magnum opus level stuff here rags And I had one of our favorite I think all three of metal rags are nice favorite games like one of one of the favorite games of all time Oh, yeah, soma is always going to be with not the top. Um This is a downgrade in every potential regard.  Um, I don't think it's good. I think there's I think all of this stuff that but like, huh? We'll we'll talk about all of it when we do the recording and stuff But like I don't I've seen people who are very invested in it and they can't answer very obvious questions Such as how did you end up in the airplane? People don't have any answers to that question. Yeah I don't even know. No, I don't either Try to figure it out. How do you not answer that question? That's literally the main question I have no idea how a lot of basic stuff happens in this plot There are no explanations for some other things um, the stuff that's interesting in this game is basically all related to what happened on this alien world and pretty much none of it really gets answered or explained in any interesting way They spent so much time with this worthless Waste of a time love story plot That just doesn't do anything to hit me And it seems so forced and it's just one of those if you don't If you aren't totally buying into the love story aspect of this game The plot is gonna be totally flat There's so much revolves around it um With what they do with characters With what they try to get you to do In terms of you know, you being pregnant as a character And with it's it's so it's just such a miss um All the answers that I wanted I didn't get There the high point of my game was probably When I went to this alien world and I started getting little bits and pieces of their culture and what happened here and what they're You know what they did with the v-tie and all this stuff like that that that was kind of like the high point I was like, oh, this is so interesting. It looks cool It's it's an alien world. It's linked to ours with these gates. Like how are they gonna How how are they gonna mention that, you know, what what the shadow has to do with this and the red flash and You know, what's going on here, but they you don't really get any of that. It's never really explained at all Well, um, you can say that you do and it's really disappointing Sort of a lot of it is we know how the red flash was made. It's only made everything confusing now I want to talk about that, but it's probably not the time Yeah Like I said, we'll do more of it. But as you can tell, we're not very happy Yeah, I I would not recommend anybody play this game I would recommend that you play amnesia the dark descent and soma Both of those are fantastic This game is a waste of your time I don't like the mechanics of this game. I don't like the narrative.   Yeah I think man, there's a reason why that game will be remembered forever as changing Like video game horror and loads of copycats came out and the fact Part of why i'm annoyed is they just they said like, you know, we lived a lot with dr. Cent and soma rebirth is going to be another attempt at sort of like changing How we all view what what horror video games can do which really excites me and then they do all of what they've done before But worse, it's like, okay. Good job. I guess I'm not happy about it What what what did they do get get rid of I mean I don't know all the original creator or something or it just didn't give a shit It honestly seems that way like if you told me, oh, yeah Yeah, frictional they fired their staff and brought in some new people who don't know anything about stuff I'd be like, oh, yeah, that explains that This game is Yeah staff Hired the same roles a couple months later for people who are underqualified, but you can pay them Well, the funny part was as the game that was made by people who just want to go through The motions of a horror game There's nothing really memorable at all about this game there's nothing that really It doesn't improve on previous games in any meaningful way A definite downgrade total regression for frictional And I think it was because a lot of people didn't get soma So they tried to make a more traditional horror game with With with all the one of the middle jump scares and crap. And so it It just ruined This whole experience kind of it's a dull trudge through an uninteresting world with uninteresting people in it You know something really sad is when I made the amnesia soma series on my channel I was kind of like in the back of my head like it'd be really cool one day If I was ever able to talk to any of the developers and just gush about how well I think they did everything At this point, I'd be like it's probably best They don't know I exist because I have so many harsh things to say about the new game I am someone just told me that the Dark Descent writers were Mikhail Hedberg and Thomas Grip and the writer for rebirth was Ian Thomas.  Yeah, like but and I would say that with probably any game Thomas Grip is like the he's he said he's like all of his talks about game design I've always like had me very interested and impressed and then I'm pretty sure he's still the frictional leader like like on this game. So I'm just sad That's all this is sad Someone here said that Mikhail Hedberg who is the writer for Dark Descent and soma. He's not with frictional anymore.   I'm not passionate about this game like one way or the other I'm very sad because I like frictional games a lot Yeah Oh, I just got an hour of time back We had time switcheroo's Oh Oh, yeah You've got like the Because I I googled amnesia rebirth story because I want to try and Soak up everything I possibly can to see if it makes any sense, which I don't think it does And the first thing here is wired.com amnesia rebirth has evolved beyond jump scares.   If someone said like that's a jump scare.  It happens all the way throughout uh outlast. It doesn't happen in amnesia I don't think it happens in soma as well.  It's the cheapest way to get scares. I'm so disappointed I don't know why the game is called amnesia rebirth Yeah, there's there's legit don't know when it's referring to birthing People give birthing rebirth. It says rebirth. If it says amnesia pregnancy, I'd get it She gave birth to one kid now. She's giving birth to another kid. There you go All these bio theories about playing his name. Oh, maybe I'm giving birth to myself and do a rebirth I don't know something if we're going with a like a literal interpretation of rebirth means to birth again Like, okay. I that's not what that word means when anyone uses it, but okay Like soma soma is probably the the most perfectly named game that exists It's soma's the greek word for body and once you play the game, you'll understand why that makes so much sense Right amnesia the dark descent. It's dark. You're descending It's just like it's so I'm gonna say in fairness to the game. It's not just it's also Meta varical in terms of how far daniel goes to defend himself Yeah, you descend Levels. Yep. I don't know what rebirth is referring to in this game.  I don't know either That's how I said amnesia after birth is like, yeah It should be it should be called amnesia miscarriage Amnesia is still born Amnesia abortion abortion. Yeah.  Yeah, whatever. What else can we say?  What did you do? We went into this game super excited because of how good their last games have been The next game fictional makes we're just like it could be anything. Yeah, it could be great. It could be terrible. All bets are off now Which makes me worry rags like the next haunting season. I hope it's good It opens up your tism because Part of my worry and I'll get again.  Why people don't even think it's a horror game Well, that's why people that's why so many people said they don't like blind manner It wasn't spooky enough. It wasn't scary enough because it it's horror is a lot more existential and subtle It's not spooky things popping up in front of the camera to make your body jump because that's the human instinct and you can't control it You can tell we're very passionate about horror at this point Yeah, yeah, is it so is it better or worse than a machine for pigs? So saying to me better way because I I never liked horror But yeah me neither was never I've always loved horror, but it's never been what people usually associate with horror When I watched haunting of hillhouse. I was like, this is my kind of horror. I love this I love the subtler horror. I'm not I'm not huge into like people getting chainsaw to death or screaming or monsters blaring at the screen I'm like, yeah, it's not really doing much for me You know, I like When you have a concept that is terrifying and they explain it very well and have people dealing with it I'm like, oh my god.   Yeah Like like the chase sequences in amnesia rebirth You're running away and the music's playing and all the monsters pop out at all the places to let you know that Oh, you got to go right not left because a monster pops out on the left. It's like, okay. I'll go left It's not difficult. There's no challenge really involved in any of it. And you're following a predetermined path Uh It it's just it comes across as busy work for your brain. So even though it's trying to make you feel scary and terrified You're not gonna be is um, here's a complicated question. I think as an neurotic. What do you guys think about this? So We we are very into the idea that creators should respect and understand and listen to the fans however If it was categorically proven that amnesia the doctor sent and Progresses to amnesia rebirth by listening to the fans and it becomes way fucking worse What do you what do you think in terms of like? How do you how do you solve that problem? What You're saying that if this game was a direct result of Like people like joes fans and saying it's not scary enough. We need more jump scares. We need more blah blah blah We need all this that another the other like what what do you What would you say to creators at that point? Should they be listening to those fans? Or should they try and figure out which fans to listen to or They should be trying to figure it out because if it was successful before I mean like I mean there's a lot of factors that go in but if the The interest in the game hadn't gone down Then I wouldn't and especially if you've made kind of a big deal about not doing that I would continue doing that and it just sounds like a whole new creative team kind of came in and Didn't care Well, that's this half a tragic part is that if they did these changes to help and like like to appease people I'd be like, oh no But you you would Have to balance that you couldn't saturate your game with it if you saturated it then You're you're running a huge risk because you're taking A specific portion of feedback and bear in mind Most people who are very happy with a product probably 99% don't say shit Don't say shit. Well, yeah, I would argue to them or disappointed.   So when you've been being creative with your If I connect these lines though, right? So we got amnesia comes out and it Literally burst the career of PewDiePie like the most successful youtuber in history It's also streamed by a shit ton of people and it's fully respected as not only a great horror game But one that like re does what everyone understands to be great horror in games and it's influential as hell It spawns like a bazillion different copycats So that's the case they sell I think 1.5 million copies really really good. Good job guys excellent thumbs up Then outlasts comes out. It sells 4 million copies It out does it people are often touting that outlasts is scarier than amnesia just for reference I hate outlasts primarily because it overshadows amnesia without working for it There's loads of the just the standard jump scare stuff cutscene after cutscene of a big scary monster grabbing you yelling at you and then you get thrown somewhere A lot of it's so much cheaper the maps and the mechanics. Everything is so much cheaper.  However If you're dealing with that, you're like, oh, you guys did the best and yet you're almost like a quarter of The success of this other game Should you adopt what this other game has done? And like and I feel like the narrative is like no We will continue to innovate and they make soma and then soma is spat back at them They're like, what is this? This isn't even scary. This isn't anything like amnesia.    They didn't know what they were doing. They were guessing they tried Amnesia was a fluke and so I made my video and very bitterly responded to a lot of different people I remember some people being like the the story at times like just it just completely contradicts itself And you're just like, what are you even referencing? You could argue it's a proto to um to what we do at efap, which is just checking out other people's opinions Me and like, why are you saying these things? This is just to not represent the thing you're talking about. Um and so Once you get like two Major responses to your development team of like you need to be making stuff like outlast It's like, I guess they made something like outlast like I'm really kind of just like Is that what happened?   They're core audience are people who love Like like detailed and well-crafted horror and they've literally made like one of the cheapest mechanics in history I said to rags them out before I don't know that there's a cheaper mechanic than what they've made And if you told me like just a few months ago that I would be saying that about frictional games I'd be like, there's no way The idea that you've got a jump scare that just happens every three seconds while you're walking around If your fear has dropped below 50 percent or whatever. Nah, they wouldn't do that. Oh I assume I had to hop out once you were talking about outlasts success. Um I assume what you went on to was how somo was way way better, but it didn't sell as much Not even close. I think that had something like 600 million to outlasts 4 million. Sorry 600,000 to outlasts 4 million Wow, I think the somo is like eventually broke even and they made money, but it took a little took a while How sad is that it eventually broke even it's like what how did what? They finally got to where they were making some money with it, but it's such a tragic tale because of how like guys like I We we say it all the time. We can't say it enough soma is a masterpiece One of the best video games ever made and you may not like the mechanics. You may not like the pacing Jesus christ, does it have some incredible points to make about your perception of what life is a Very bold game But that then he kind of getting the rounds of whether or not you want to create art or Whether or not you want to make some money Well, that's the thing, right? If uh, if finally the balance if they want to find the balance If rebirth gets them the sales they want then good for them It's just that i'm not going to be very invested in whatever they make anymore because no, I mean that's just this is This is it with most games though. They will build their reputation off a specific audience And then they'll this is not with all game, you know game companies, of course But then they'll go for the money And when they're going for the money Inevitably and more often not it actually pushes away the core on it's because they are compromising their game But to get the either the masses in or to um Kind of panda to the whatever the flavor of the month. Um genre is Uh, and if you're you know sticking within horror for example, then you know the jump scares or the whether it be Gore or whatever, you know, whichever kind of sub genre of horror it may adhere to but It'd be interesting to see what the sales Would be for this because if they if they turn around and they've sold 2 million I can't like they're gonna call it a success but if they sell poorly Then they're in a really tricky spot because You kind of pissed off your core audience and um had this released in 2011 Like right after amnesia the doctor sent I think it may have worked But um, I feel like this won't make it. It's just a lot of people. I've seen you Jim Stirling's review, which I like he's often someone I can disagree with but like I watched his gym pressions of it and pretty much every single thing He said about it I agreed with and he was like this game feels like it's from 10 years ago It doesn't even know what it's doing Have you played like dearester? Yeah, I don't like dearest Okay, and have you played what was the other one, um In the village Oh Rapture welcome to the rapture. What's something like that? I didn't play that one. Uh, that's that's the chinese room as well, right? Yeah, chinese room as well So, you know, those are those those aren't technically games They're artistic experiences A lot of people would call them walking simulators, right? Well, I mean you could call them walking simulators But but they you know, there's this story you kind of sure you are shifting through a specific story Well, I'll say this Is definitely not that like it's definitely no no no what what i'm trying to say is That the chinese room They are very specific to what they do And they will continue to do that sort of you know game that that is their sort of niche Uh, and so I think welcome to the rapture whatever it was called was actually, um much more successful than dearester In in terms of everyone's gone to the rapture. Thank you Everyone's gone to the rapture And um, yeah, it was it was more it was more successful But that's what they know and that's what they stuck to they took their dearester formula, which was very basic a very basic walking simulator with some um You know vocal narrative as you progress to x area y area I think um Dearester by the way is the game that made toll biscuit make a video about what it means to be a game at this Point because that one was really pushing the limits. It's like wait a minute. Is this still a game? But I would defend dearester and as much as I I thought it was a wonderful little experience I wouldn't call it a game But it was it was very good in as much it was innovative in as much as it was using the the gaming utility To create something different Yeah, I would never argue it's without worth Um, but I remember being like I don't understand why it's in why it's a game medium wise Uh, no, I don't it's not a game. I wouldn't call it a game, but they're using the the the media the medium of Uh, you know a game platform To create it so it's an essence. You know, they could have written a short story But what would have done what sort of experience would that have have brought people nothing? really You know some guy talking about death You know his death and And and you know move into the afterlife, but when you're plotting through the caves And when you're going over the hillsides and climbing up the thing Your sort of it's kind of almost becoming a An investment in the experience So so they they're taking a couple of genres and mixing them together and making it not necessarily interactive with dearester For example a little bit more Interactive with everyone's gone to the rapture Uh, but but they are creating these these yeah visual novels these visual short stories Because I think the story for everyone's gone to the rapture is great If you if you go into all the places and get all the story and Uh, see how everything unfolds. It's actually really really good And I I would say that would have as much credence as let's say one of those short games You know the puny five plays where he's got you know the guy in the Pot and they climb up to the top and that you know You can complete the game in like one minute thirty seconds if you're fucking excellent that it takes people Hours and hours and hours because keep falling back down to the start again those little games When you've got a game like a horror game for example And is this is an actually an interactive experience But when you've got a horror game and you have built your horror game on a specific style So you have purposely said we want to scare but we want to keep people away from jump from the cheap stuff You know everything's everything's quick And and gratuitous if we keep people away from that And if we try and get into the psychology of of the horror Then we'll create a much more You know rounded experience and amnesia did that Because people gravitated towards that they respected the fact that um You had to earn your fear Uh, and the fact that you weren't you know, you didn't have those little cheap things slasher flicks and all that kind of stuff You didn't have that that cheapness of it The moment that you regress is the moment that you've you've lost Because if they if they need if they want to turn this around let's say sales of the poor that or let's say they're Just about breaking even you've essentially got to go all the way back to the drawing board and and redefine everything That you think is is scary Uh that will tap into the psychology of people without being cheap and I could take them years So where do they go that the the quick answer would be They're going to start looking elsewhere now and they're no longer going to become original They're going to start chasing the market and this is invariably what happens They will start chasing other games that do a horror-esque Uh genre or horror-esque experience and see where did that work? How did that work? Look at Resident Evil 2 Resident Evil 3 remakes Resident Evil 2 remake was fantastic It was wonderful because it took all the sort of scares and jump scares and all the nonsense From Resident Evil 2 from 98. I think it was Resident Evil 2 And they they made the dialogue tighter. They made the characters more believable All the load screens had gone All the scares were there and the horror was there and intensity was there And you had modern-day graphics So you you took everything that was essentially great about your original horror experience And you dialed it up to a modern-day audience And it worked. It was an absolute gem Then they followed it up with Resident Evil 3 remake And it was a damp squid Because all they did Was try and copy Resident Evil 2 And they didn't look as to what made Resident Evil 3 Resident Evil 3 Yeah, that's what you mean So that's where they made the mistake.  We will be very angry I'll be furious because it's one of my favorite games Yeah, Resident Evil 4 is one of my favorite games ever. Yeah, it's always like nape a typical favorite game I'd be like Resident Evil 4 like that seems to be a favorite game for so many people in my top five All-time favorite games.  They got to be careful with that one. They should spend more time on that one Yeah, I'm very worried How about that? Well, how sad is it that now that if they like we're coming out with a new game From like frictional games.   It's only a remaster.  We shall see If you play Resident Evil 4 now, it's got a very clunky control system Um, if you play Resident Evil 2 now, it's got a very smooth Uh control system. I don't agree. It's tank controls. It's like an actual it is a system It's not used much anymore But if you're used to the system if you understand the system then I don't consider it that clunky It's just it works for what it is either It does exactly what you want it to and what you tell it to do You just have to understand what the parameters are Yeah, unlike, um Something like Metroid on Gamecube or N64, GoldenEye where To move your FPS like it's it's incredibly awkward While, um In the same way that Resident Evil 5 that rags and I still need to get to the end of um Once you understand how the systems work, um, the game is balanced around them like so it's As long as they're consistently they function pretty well I'm totally okay with them keeping the way that Resident Evil 4 works almost entirely and just remastering the graphics as right as rags just said, but um Who knows it's on in charts just said it I would actually prefer that they don't go on to Resident Evil 4 next they go on to Cove Veronica Well, uh, do we Do we know if they're interested in doing that at all? I don't know. I don't know, but I think Cove Veronica is is a Really underrated game really underrated So, um, sorry for doesn't need a remaster I think it would benefit immensely from a remaster. Why would we go with a remaster? I'm cool with a remaster It it stands up pretty well But the thing that ages the the least luckily the thing that ages the least about it is the look Um, very very inconsistent textures from character to character Um, I mean stuff like that the thing that ages the most about it is the look or Yeah, the the look has is what Impacts it the most because gameplay wise it's still very solid It just um, it looks like a game that was made in what wouldn't come out 2004 Gaia said GameCube Metroid is very well designed around the controls. So Metroid Prime is my favorite game on GameCube, right? The way The way you move Is forward and back on the left analog stick is forward and back, but left and right is look left and right And then the other analog Is what you would imagine is the remaining controls. It's very strange. And then of course you have to hold down A right trigger in order to Like aim free aim to wherever you want Metroid is a game It does not like like I've played it where the controls are modded so that they work like a normal fps And the game does not like suffer in any way shape or form Meanwhile, it's something like Resident Evil 4. I do believe that if you have full control over leon Compared to normal then the game will become much easier Yeah, um everything from the the garador fights to That's just what comes to mind first to the bosses that One thing that makes Resident Evil 4 so good is that it does force you into Do you want to move or do you want to shoot?  Do you want to run away right now or do you want to fight? You have to choose between the two. You can't have them both. Um Because if you could do both of those at the same time, it would be Backpedal while shooting the game There would be It kind of bridges the gap between a rail shooter In a more modern game where you can choose where you want to stop and start firing at all the stuff That's on the screen That does it really really well and the game's sort of designed around that whole thing For instance, the the Wii version of Um Resident Evil 4 was atrociously easy Because you didn't have a laser you had a reticle on your screen Which means that and you also aimed with the Wiimote So it was extremely easy to play that game Because you could just dominate fights and you could hit things at extremely long ranges in ways that you weren't really supposed to Without great difficulty in the original So things like that can drastically affect the experience. Yeah, you gotta be careful Um, this is our talk on why I need to re-bath sucks. Yes.  I personally loved it. Um, I I love the original and I love this Uh, I love this one. It went extreme. Yeah, it had a They have gone and diverted from the story slightly Um, but I think it was a great um A great use of of taking an established story with established characters Uh having an incredible I mean essentially completely, um Not redefining the characters, but Fleshing out the characters to an incredible degree that we've never had before Uh that really made you sort of uh empathize with with Everyone's kind of situation Look beautiful played beautiful ton of stuff to do And it was it was a risk You know a huge risk of taking a beloved kind of isometric Almost esk.   So we're gonna make amnesia rebirth It's gonna be kind of shit So if they want to make mediocre horror games for the rest of time, then I guess that's what they want to do Because amnesia rebirth is probably the kindest thing I could say about it. Is that it's mediocre Yeah, I can't believe i'm saying this, but there is a frictional game game that I just like Stay away from it I'm not even saying like all the pro number games. They're pretty neat You can go check them out, especially as a precursor to amnesia the doctor said but rebirths like rebirths annoying Don't check it out And I shouldn't be saying that about something frictional games made We I'm fucked up So anyway, I guess I'll just At exactly seven hours and 17 minutes in I guess I'll start reading the super chats I think that I really liked it by the way just uh, oh dox. I felt like amnesia rebirth I think I think so. There you go.  So you're wrong, right? I'm I'm gonna hop off now for real this though. I'm getting pretty tired. All right. It's been fun. Mr. Moodle Yes, thanks for Flipping me around again. We'll see you for the halloween stream very fab because we'll be doing it on the very day Can you believe it? You just move me tomorrow when we do the thing, I guess in another day after tomorrow Oh, are you right? It is technically tomorrow. Oh, no, wait, we're doing another thing.  Yeah, I will I will my good. Yeah, I guess It would like standard time as we always do because I don't know whatever. Yes, sir Yeah, all right. Uh, it's been fun.  Yeah All right, fine. I like by the way, um, I can see in the past super chats Before getting to today's ones I can see from when I was streaming amnesia one of them from a Daft Punk fan is Well, this was a step down like falling off a cliff Yep, that's the experience of rebirth so anyway Uh mohler and nerd rotic make sure you guys watch battlefield earth and release it as an efap movies. We absolutely will Um, we honestly we've had we've had some trouble lately trying to organize efap movies We we we just have so many things to do right. We're still gonna get that resennial five stream done There's no way I'm letting that go. All right. We're definitely doing it resi five.  I know something cool What's cool? Tell me It's 21.4 degrees celsius in tokyo right now Hey, and I'm watching it live Why are you watching that live?  I I've got into these I've gotten to these I'm trying to do Like more mentally positive things Like what I'm keeping an eye on the temperature And I just find these these ones like there's some great channels But they just have like live feeds from different countries of tokyo Yeah, and I'm just I'm just watching this live feed of tokyo and it's like trains going past and oh my god It's driving on the freeway Well, I mean Thank goodness, you know the temperature. I was actually concerned about that. Yeah, it's uh, healthy, uh, hundred and uh Eight degrees fat now Wind speed is 0.83 uh meters per miles per second meters per second Very cool Okay, now Okay now I'll be quick Yeah, uh, we will organize battlefield earth with nodrotic you got it You just want to spy on japanese schoolgirls? No college girls Japanese college girls there you go Gotta be have gotta be of right page I don't know how what schoolgirls is in terms of age.  I am deaf in your best draconic voice What is a draconic voice? Like a dragon draconic Listen, yeah, the japan sorry in japan the age of consent is low at 30 Damn Although some For municipalities such as tokyo prohibit activity until sexual activity until 18 In most circumstances On mainland china minowmaid 14 in hong kong 60 That is all I have to say. I just needed more reasons to hate china. So there you go What does it mean to sound like a dragon? You guys know the answer to this What why does it have to sound like a dragon? Oh, I'll just do it in a draconic voice Maybe uh, maybe uh Do the whole um, what was it? Do the um, shan connery thing from dragon heart What's what's the shan connery thing from dragon heart exactly like just his voice or have you seen have you seen dragon heart? I have but not since I was a young man Me too. We should rewatch that and see if it's any good totally Um, but yeah, I guess maybe his voice or maybe uh, one of the dragons from skyrim I'm thinking like is it like are they looking for deep or like echo? What what does it mean to be dracon? Yeah, what if it could be like a dragon tails dragon? Which is what what's dragon tails? I don't know. I I I can't remember I don't know if it sound like maybe they sound goofy like Sound like Benedict Cumberbatch, what what does what does smoke sound like? He's like, what is it? What's a line from smoke? Benedict Cumberbatch Benedict Cumberbatch I have so much go It's funny watching him play the dragon It amuses me Whether you didn't or did like those movies.  Oh my god It's been so long since I've seen the animated smog. I have to check it out again Charles martiney, maybe the guy who voices barrio. Yeah, that's what I'm probably looking forward to. They say draconic Draconic. Oh, you know like mario because he's Italian and they're like dragon people. Yeah With their pizzas Maulers come on chat and some answer the question What am I doing here? What's the voice they're looking for? Give me give me tips Do you feel death? What's ah man, I used to know the lines from davey jones.  He was in do you feel that endless sub bus? I can offer you Paradise I don't even know if those are the words I think they might be close.   It's like shrek. I know it I just need a trick We all know the lines in our hearts. I was doing it when I was playing the last of us too Someone said something in a super chat. I was like, oh my god. Yeah I like read out the whole sequence with gingerbread bag getting tortured by far quad Dude, I watched shrek so many times Shrek's great. It's a good movie Shrek does love shrek is life. It's true It is that had me in stitches when I was a kid when he's like Do you know the muffin man? He lives on drew relay and she's married to the muffin bad and far quad is like She's married to the muffin man. Like it's a clue She's married to the muffin man My lord we found it The the the magic mirror that's his motivation in the whole film is just to have a princess, right? He wants to be a proper king. Yeah, it's be a proper royal Proper king like in the fairy tale.  You're free to go The next time we make part Because the joke is they never do Mm-hmm.   I'm gonna be fair.  Oh my god Is that a hot day? I don't know that's a hot take Is it is is it a hot take that solo is better than the third Pirates of the Caribbean? I've not I've not seen the third. I just but I've seen solo But here's the thing you might have and you just don't remember it It's a it's a film that often gets a pass by a lot of people They're like, you know, it's Pirates of the Caribbean though, and it's like no seriously I watched it like I want to say two years ago now.  That's all you need He's like he's a badass in the second one and they're just holding his heart hostage So he has to do everything everyone says it's like whoo-hoo I can Boss of the underworld Is that Australian guy? He's Scottish.  Oh, Bill Nye here. Okay. Sorry. I thought it's the The Australian guy This squid face guy Huh Bill Nye the squid face guy the squid face guy. Mm-hmm. Don't mind the squid face guy That was that was a good joke rags. I appreciate it. Okay. I think so. I liked it.  It's it's when He looks in the telescope and David Jones like teleports to to jack because he can move through the sea or whatever and he's like He like goes And then like if I could just get the beginning of that conversation I feel like I could read out the whole of it.  Um What's I am mubishly. I am death. Is that close? I don't know who knows what it means What's better than dragon tails dragons? We're like, uh death No, oh no other mexicans, aren't they? in dragon tails, aren't they?  He's like um You've been captain of the black pearl for 13 years.   He says so pirate An amber herd came along Shot his bet Is she getting booed from Aquaman too? Is that happening?  I stole that um yellow flash put up a video. I haven't seen it, but he's put up a Another amber herd johnny debt video today. He said that johnny depth's done a whoopsy or something And now now amber herds all over him. Yeah, um, isn't it like he's potentially getting booted from Fantastic Beasts 3 or at least they're filming it in such a way that he can be cut out of it mostly or something like that I've had something a diminished row.  So I don't know how true it is But it's something like they're filming Fantastic Beasts 3 with the intention of being able to cut Johnny depth's rolled down significantly if need be Who plays a significant, I mean if you care about the story or not, but he plays a pretty significant character And it's already been kind of his role has been written Feel a little hard to reduce it They sucked anyway, so Grindelwald Lover oh his boyfriend his his cumbel door His friend of me Someone someone said well so bad about the third pirates movie Beckett's death scene is amazing Beckett's death scene is amazing. That's like the one good part of the movie Okay, we will do efat movies on the pirate series eventually we'll do it. Wow We're committing we've got like a million things to do. We want to do all the resident Oh, yeah, all the mummies if we say we're gonna do an efat movie that could be like four years The thing is the race it will happen Yeah, yeah, we're just putting it off.  Let's swap it out all for women It's like why do you believe that's gonna be Generally when you hear women and pirates it's about pirates raping them. So yeah, that's true What's the thing with the pirates movies? Maybe that's what they want and I'm I'm all for it The the pirates movies always try to get away with being like these are pirates they kill and they pillage and they They write maybe, you know, who knows what's going on over there on that part of the screen. That's fine Unless it's a porn which they've already done a couple of them and those were probably very successful Davy jones cockat Do you remember the scene where they're throwing swords to each other because they only have two between three people And they have to keep fighting that was neat They have to rewatch it to know if it was actually retarded or not, but still But like like when does that even happen in anything else? The idea of two three people having to do fights and only two swords are between themselves to keep Providing the swords to each other. It's like that's a neat idea It's an interesting dynamic for sure They kind of did that in um In the court jester with danny k I'm not so it was between two guys and one sword. That's not bad two girls one cup two guys one sword Well, I assume The most people in chat all love pirates one pirates two is probably Shifty pirates three shifty as well and then four and five. We just hate it as far as I know I've only seen the first one. I thought it was This one's really fun. Everyone liked it did a good job. Jeffrey rushes bobo.  That's fine.  They can enjoy the content if they wish to Are they allowed to wow? Oh, it's funny. James. We'll just said I think van Helsing is enjoyable. It's been a long time You got homework e-fap audience You got to watch van Helsing and darkness falls before halloween because we're gonna be talking about them in that stream. Okay e-fap stream isn't at all about those two movies Is it you just said don't forget van Helsing. We're gonna watch it. It's gonna happen We might even just record it. You know, who knows that's actually part of what we're supposed to be doing tomorrow But we're also supposed to be streaming res in your five. So So many things. Also, I didn't listen. I guess we're just gonna have to do those That's true. Yeah Oh, I got it right by guessing randomly sweet That's the best kind of victory Yeah, I'll repeat that by the time we get to the end of the stream, but you guys have homework if you don't do it I'm gonna tell on you Can you believe that a podcast you listen to gives you homework? Oh, I I do. I give my prisoner audience. I want your prisoner audience Yeah, that'd be Wednesday. I do a prisoner podcast with uh, Robert Mayor Burnett Ah At the end of the episode, uh At the end of the podcast we we say which because we're not doing it in the Broadcast order we're doing it in the order. We think it should have been it It was completely out of order Um So what we say at the end we say right the next one is gonna be this and that's your homework Oh, yeah, there you go. You might be used to it already chat Go you have to go watch two movies if you're gonna watch at least one. We'll we'll give you a passing grade, I guess Um Rags we're the uploads on your main channel. I miss the Oh, don't worry. They're coming. I'm just leading off with a really really big project And then there'll be like normal videos for me. But don't don't worry. They they are coming Uh, you must watch cote of honor starring Steven seagal. I recommend shad fringy cj and internet historian I like how they say this like we can just summon all of these people Yeah, let me just uh, give them a ring Um, cote of honor is actually on the suggestions. It may very well happen. Um, as for who's going to be able to watch it with us Who knows availability is complicated Um, so we shall see He'll visit babyface now.  Yeah What's does he like responding to bad videos on youtube? Yeah, well, yeah, he likes talking about all of it.  You know, that's his life sweet um Hmm arry 102 handguns or 102 handgun suppressors with subsonic ammo are remarkably quiet to where you don't need ear pro The only sound is the slide rifles a different deal completely though save for 300 blk Yeah, that makes sense t-rex Does make sense to me. I guess I I don't know what this is in relationship to we would have talked at some point about Guns not making the sounds they should do even with silence. I think it was the boy's stream Oh, yeah, the whole yeah when guns are suppressed in movies They're like totally quiet and very they make that that um that movie noise, you know sort of sound It's not that's yeah, it's not no suppressors are so loud Yeah, this is a very distinct different sound, but it sounds more like Like like like versus And then like an echo at least that's what I've found.  He was like don't you understand the damage tattoo Is like the joker telling himself what batman did to him. It's like a message You're like, so why would he put it on his head where he can't see it? There's no context that you can generate that justifies the retarded tattoo. I'm sorry It just isn't it was so embarrassing I remember when the like the photos for that came out before the film didn't and everyone was like why Why have you done this?  Thank you joe keffy I think it's not easy man. What's wrong as have you seen this? Look at the the title of that just read it out for the chat I I read the scene already. Oh, did we read the title out? I read the title out. Oh my bad. Okay. I thought you had but I'll read again though. Um, this is wired's review of amnesia.  Which is wrong. Yeah By evolved beyond jumpscares you mean they use them excessively like what what's the That's the confusing Or any frictionals other games Or games It's a bit of a confusion go out there Uh I wonder have these games journalists like played games Oh, well, I mean as I do you see the tweet from uh, I think it's a Gundam Where he's pointing out how dean takahashi is like annoyed that he's not getting the newest console from sony But he is getting it from microsoft all vice versa. Sorry. I think And he's just like the dude who was defeated by the cuphead tutorial everyone Yeah Yeah, the guy the guy's uh, the guy can't even get past the cuphead tutorial and sony sent him a brand spanking new playstation 5 I don't guess games journalism in current day and then uh the blind guy who did um, who did a lot of um Testing with the last of his part two because last was part two one of the things that he did introduce was a lot of uh aids for people with him, you know impairments to um Oh, I think we're going somewhere different with that statement. No, no, no, I wasn't gonna. No, no, no People with aids hearing aids, but it's this game aids friendly So he got a playstation 5 as well Uh, and he's gonna he said he's gonna be dealing with it from the you know from this perspective as somebody who's blind um, don't go there And uh dsp had a go he was like taking the piss He was like, uh, I got a box a box of rocks that sony have sent me Uh, which is I can make his review of it right now And it's just like mocking everyone who's got a brand new playstation 5 And apparently I think If the uh dsp laws true Think think the blind guy's like a major contributor to dsp or something on his channel Could have to be blind to give money to dsp Can I just say this someone in chat said he couldn't even be the opening like area of duty turtle Oh, yeah, he was back wasn't he was back with another massive failure. Yeah, I just I just like they do duty turtle But jeez Even stevie wonder can see why that's offensive. Yep. Why not?   I'm bad with that some celebrities lie some people like they died. I'm like, yeah, I know It's like, what do you mean? They died just now and I'm like Oh We had this with wilfred brimley and uh that ended badly because he died right after we pointed out that he hadn't died yet We no longer predicts the deaths of people I'd have to imagine it was something to his kidneys. I think I can't remember what I read. Um Sad face we would have had him on efat we would have talked about the thing it would have been great Everyone should go watch the thing. It's like one of the greatest horror movies of all time. Yes Why aren't you guys covering the ray is not a mary sue the official guide by the gold man It's really popular and the video is pretty convincing pretty convincing How many times have we heard someone describe a tlg related video as pretty convincing ray fairly often The the whenever one was like, why aren't you covering the major leave video back in like efap 10? It was like why it's like it's a video that essentially argues that tlg is actually pretty good like you should probably You know give it a shot and then we did and was like, wow, this is really embarrassing.  How did it okay? Like i'm a longman, but why did it take two hours and 26 minutes to say She's not a mary sue when you have control of a categorization And what I mean by that is you can say To be a mary sue means you have to categorize into these things and then you can be like she does or does not moving on Um, though then again, i'm sure the video it's very extensive. Um, I think we talked about this before Oh, go ahead. Oh, sorry senator. It's a simple answer If you have to make a two hour video about why somebody's not a mary sue.    And um, the idea that a two and a half hour video is gonna convince rags and I that raise not a shitty character Like yeah, you might be able to look with that How many e-faps have we had about this shit? Remember the narrow video?  This one's this one's okay This one's yeah, and we went through it's like yep This is all of the arguments we've heard like over the past two years. Good job.  I suppose no guarantees Um rags max bang 3 on it. I've been looking for attention too So, I don't know. I think if you put two hours of you know, make a two hour video That's more than just wanting attention I assume I think he I it does seem to be fully edited as well. I scrolled through it. So like I I don't know what to say.    I don't know. I'm probably over exaggerating my town He must hate men obviously Well, you see jeremy's a menace to the star wars society. Okay, it really is Thor Wars Society We all the stars We don't appreciate somebody really likes them. I don't know. We don't prove your star wars opinions around You stop that with your your mary sues and your Rags max pain three on its on its in his On its in his pretty damn good game Okay, I agree, but on but as a sequel Two two of the best Game ever made it's awful play mp2. You'll understand No The max pain three is really good Like I guess he's saying as a sequel. Yeah, I'm assuming this game is good. It's so it's the meme It's it's a good game, but it's not a max a good max pain game I mean, so I loved max pain three playing through it. It was great. I love the story I love the action love the shooting mechanics were great and solid and tight um I I don't care about it enough to delve into why it isn't a proper max pain game Or it's not as good as the games that came before it Like I I highly doubt that a game could be so good that it makes max pain three crap Well Interestingly, right? I've encountered plenty of people who say yeah resneal four is good, but it's not a good resneal game Oh, yeah, I don't let some of those people well to me I'm just like it reminds me of a different conversation we've had before where um So resneal four is not a good resneal game because it doesn't match the previous style of the Resonials have sort of established themselves But then you have enough games in a row that have copied or built upon the style of resneal four You know like so now what does it mean to be a resneal game? And as soon as it becomes that does resneal four now become a good resneal game at which case like why are we even talking about this? It seems weird. You should probably just talk about how good of a game it is That's my heartache That's not too hot. No, I don't think so It's what they call lukewarm Just to give you warning. I'll I'll probably be heading off in about 15 minutes or so that is all right. I need to getting heavy. I understand sleep is a thing. I don't blame you I've experienced it.  Just kill them. Who's abby anderson? Oh, is she the last of this one?    Yeah, there's the answer There you go. Yeah, I mean tassie's pregnant.   So I just be concerned Rags look out. Okay. Just be careful. Oh, I'll look out. It's a slow process So I'll I'll be able to know beforehand and all right, you know, bring a gun Just a prediction, but I bet the real purpose of this video is to defend the st By saying the ot has the same issues too. Yeah, that was the main theme. I think you know what? I think you're correct. It's the thing we've seen before and it's the thing that we have observed Well, as we that's why you know showed you the tweets before you'd release the video He was like, you think you can't do this to the ot as well You think you can't because it started it all. Well, I'm gonna prove that that's not the case. It's like, who are you talking to? Yeah, they're like actually who I have no idea who it says these It's annoying those people. There's people out there who are like the ot is perfect said nobody And our empaths pretty pretty pretty neat movie Um, I just watched empire strikes back the other night and Han call layer your highnessness Watching that movie over 30 years. I never caught that go and go forward. Oh, there you go That's the thing with great stuff. You can always find new things to appreciate Yeah, well, yeah, he was he was totally yeah, the flotation twin was great. Yeah It's as if they were gonna get together It was leading towards something.  Um, because I don't know who the third one is so Yeah, kill her Okay, Nina Hartley. Can I choose her young? Like a little younger. I think so.    Sorry. I'd have to kill my sage and uh I god, I wouldn't want to marry any of them.  I defer to Ned Rotec. I trust his judgment.  You degenerate I only know That's the only one that sounds vaguely familiar out of the three names. Yeah, you know Hartley's in boogie mate. Um She's like uh Rags doesn't know who Riley reed is like no, I have no idea who Riley reed is. Uh, let me look it up Riley reed And what was the first one who was the first in a heart Riley. She's in boogie night. Okay, the second one Then what's the second one Riley reed?  Yeah, I have no idea who Riley reed is I as soon as I sure you don't sure you don't like no, I really have no idea.    Oh my goodness. What a surprise.  Oh my goodness I'm standing What's the one she's called? What's she called? She's called Paris somebody Paris No, um She's a porn I want Paris bead.  There's a Paris, Arkansas. What's the what's the the Paris porno in california Paris what's she One night in Paris Paris Mars They're calling me the perfect rifle my tower There's to be on this in a sec There'll be a twin baguettes and the man who loves them fromage Fromage Paris The grace that you brought to the silver screen Wow chat, you're supposed to answer all the questions. You're supposed to know all of our porn related questions This is no not Paris I don't know Umbo Gotta be a porn pedia where you can The probably is It's not called the wiki. It's called the wanky. Victoria paris Wacky wacky pedia wacky Winky pedia Not porno Paris Kennedy I don't think they're on the list. I'm sorry So it has some probably has the porn collection that rivals the library of congress No, because all the porn is easily accessible at whim from the internet. So I don't have to store it Exactly who stores porn these days wax probably doesn't even know mia califa. Oh, I I don't know who mia califa I know the name. I don't know who that is though. Is that like whiz califa's wife? I know isn't he like a rapper man? Maybe It was poor name is just califa just califa I was telling me to look up piper. Oh, that's the meme Ha ha ha ha Piper perry's the um The lady sat on the sofa with the people behind him. Oh, I got you Oh, I never knew who was the um, I never knew who was the but the originator of that meme Oh This is such a bizarre conversation to have luigi's mansion in the background of Let's look at this trolling. I'm not trolling. I'm making funny jokes because that's what I do to cope with you people But I'm not lying or anything like that I I really don't watch I Well, I watch human porn, right?  Yeah, but uh, I'm picking the like I don't take like I don't remember the names of the people involved In fact, I'd rather not I don't want to humanize them. Mm-hmm. I just want them to you know Do their thing and Mia Khalifa Oh, is she Italian Mia Khalifa Oh, I'm a me. Well, if she got pregnant, she'd be mama Mia Khalifa Nailed it. Yeah, um, oh all bangers today. I'm speaking of porn stars be made all bangers. No mash All bangers no mash.  I don't know Do wait, so was the question answered did somebody do we do it? Yeah, if you get your money's worth Yeah, we just that was probably it right we did it. Oh, I love a bit of Mia Khalifa There you go.   Yeah, probably Oh Watched bong june ho's memories of murder at amc then watched moneyball time for trial of chicago seven Good week of watching good movies Good stuff Glad you keep us updated about those sorts of things Watching good movies is good shit Uh Well, oh rags any plans for the future lothering series minis slash reviews Me uh probably not. I mean if we hear that it's really bad.  We'll be watching the new batwoman series Absolutely the problem is that I adore the lord of the rings a lot So I don't want to make that trade-off of yeah, we'd have material but At the cost of the lord of the rings. So what cost? What's the question, man? Oh I can only promise the first episode of season two about one that I don't I can't promise anything more.  You'll watch all of it You'll watch all of it and you'll love it and then you'll be like though seriously, this is shit Well, the good news is I think The rony every series this season is only getting a 13 episode pickup. Oh Yeah, because of the koof I don't want them to have a hundred episodes.  I think people just put in porn star names and Well, we're getting demonetized They want our opinion they want us to review all of the porn stars It's only fair.   Oh my god. What? Somebody said Mia Khalifa.   Um, uh, it's cherry poppins Cherry poppins Oh, I know now you shouldn't say sweet girl Mia Khalifa is now known according to wikipedia as a media personality Not a porn star anymore. My bad. Sorry webcam model and former pornographic actress born in beirut. She moved to maryland in 2001 to be media Media personality If up on my birthday how nice let the tizm begin. Oh, we we've had so many different tizms tonight I'll get you on the show Uh, hi wags Hi I was brought up about star wars when my mom sat me down and made me watch empire I fell in love with it And we happened to have a new hope and return of the Jedi too. You can watch any in the original in any order Unlike the sequels I mean, I suppose you can watch good films in any order Yeah, the sequels however, yeah, not being what we would call uh bad films I just like the idea that you're like, you know the sequels they don't work and they really don't work when they're out of order You're like, yeah, that yeah I feel like there's just no hope for him I agree Very true Uh red pill.  What's the the power right the shinnon as as willy calls it Um, I'd have to re-watch the movie to to comment. Oh, well, I haven't seen it in ages. That's my problem I always Yeah, I've always uh, it's good. I just never seen it It makes you a bad person Categorically according to the government Yeah, well, I've seen Extra terrestrial Oh, that film is fantastic. Everyone should go watch extra terrestrial. That is a good man. Very good film I saw it at the cinema. Oh my god, you did I did No, they didn't they wouldn't allow that on theaters Yes, uh, I watched extra terrestrial. What did you think as give us your review?  Well, it's whatever. We don't know the gender. I suppose Wait, what no, what are we talking about here? Cause there's what are we talking about? Yeah He said extra terrestrial, so I thought you talked about et No, no Oh, you sweet so much trials you had us worried there You had us no This is a different movie like the 2014 Movie called extra terrestrial starring Michael Ironside No, I've no but hey, what? Don't care Well, we watched it.  We watched it with yms. It was pretty funny You're in for a ride if I managed to to pop it out around about then It's a movie It's a slasher movie, but the badman is an alien Oh my god. Oh my god, indeed Will you survive watching it? Who knows? You rodee tea I love the idea that you thought we were talking about that because extra Who calls that film casually extra terrestrial? You're being silly. All right. Well, we were sort of yes.  Let me draw water bucket man Oh man, I'm already looking forward to the next time we play both of those games.  We didn't even like give it a chance Basically these two were gold It was introducing itself like it was like here are the rules of the game and by the time it finished We were like, yeah, so we're not playing this one So here's the thing you spent a lot of money to have us not Yeah, it felt bad because like they'd have full-on animations for all of it Was they'd explained the the point of the game? We were like, oof. No, thank you Uh, but the other two Fantabulous and by the way when I buy a party pack I just want one of the games to be good because I know that it's hard to make great games on a Such a limited sort of basis, but man, they had two bangers and we haven't even played one of them yet still on that pack Oh Oh my god It's on a piano Oh, that's uh, there's a youtube channel when who says today's video is a So when you see the thing It's the thing. Hello everyone midichlorians are basically space atoms. Goodbye everyone All right Space atoms what space space atoms say what? What?  Thought it might be e-fap. Really Yeah, that's wrong. I'm sure someone has sent this in before my response was like The only argument I expect them to make that's reasonable Is the same one people make for reasonable for and for half-life and for doom and for a couple others where they say like This game made it so loads of other people tried to make the same thing and it Thank fucking god they did Oh Well, this is the thing it's like you can't that's a good problem to have for a game Okay, that people are so desperate to copy you because of how good you were Yeah, halo was god. I remember playing halo On the x and just thinking this is insanely good Oh A lot of fond memories of halo a lot It was uh normal It's in that title That split screen court play was so good This old lady's beating me up rags do something ruin her Uh, is she my grandma? I can't kill her until I have it confirmed that she has kids who have kids Oh I think she does she's in a house filled with people some of them young It could be a nursing home. That's the reason Uh, I live in minnesota and it snowed 10 inches this week santa trump stole my halloween Do you guys know about that movie bob said that trump stole his halloween? Yeah poor guy To have you to have that stolen by trump. Oh Yeah, I didn't think he had the power but uh, I'd be incredibly bitter too if I thought something like that Yeah, I responded told him he had to be a grown man for uh this year Yeah He had to he had to dress up as a grown man.  Yeah Ah, I see You might be tough. Yeah, maybe I don't know if you can pull it off, but I guess we'll find out Oh my god, right. She's firing knitting needles at me. Stop her. Oh, that one's painful. Yeah, thematically Yeah, I'd say Speaking of the empire strikes back I might go watch it at amc Go for it. Yeah, I absolutely go for it. It's good. It holds up really well It's not a regretful thing to watch. I can say that much Uh e-fap coverage idea Cinema sins videos on lord the rings three of them are only 10 minutes long and return of the king was deleted But re-uploaded let's say he says things about boromir and faramir.  I've never thought to check out cinema sins on lord the rings. They're probably so cringe They're probably like Oh my god It can't be worse than cinema venom. What is his name cinematic venom. That's the one, yeah That is a no we say that a lot. It can't be worse than x Well, that one is currently sitting as like possibly worst video He argued that kimly wanted frodo and sam dead rags. Come on.    Yeah, so hmm. All right, let's Okay, so What we're gonna do is we're gonna do some flipping We're going to So the thing with bell is that she marries into royalty, which isn't that impressive Um She's fine though. Uh, she's I'm sure she's she's very smart Um So I think I might swap keyda and jasmine jasmine is definitely the most fuckable Um, however her kingdom is Like above ground for starters Uh, so let's marry jasmine.   Have you seen her cans? Well, I mean, yeah, this is all under the assumption that you transmit cartoon characters into the real world and they actually are of correct ages for The purpose of the question Hi rags, I just hi from my seven up mojito It burst you sound quiet. Yeah, we're way far away from like we're doing Seven up mojito That sounds horrendous Well, I I I thought it sounded interesting So I bought one and then I had to suck some of it because it was going everywhere and then I was like, hmm It's just minty seven up. That's not very enough. So it was so bad. You'd rather clean up the mess than drink it Wow, that's that's pretty that sounds pretty bad. That is the opposite of an endorsement everyone Yeah Don't get seven up mojito Not good. I'm mohler. Hello. Hi rags. You handsome doggo. Oh, thank you and hello Molo and co. I enjoy all your content. Keep it up. Have any of you guys played squadrons yet opinions? No, I have not I'm not playing it Haven't played it yet.  Oh, that's like the ad for squadrons, isn't it? Well, I know he's the guy that the guy that wrote it put out on twitter was just like Since we're on talking on the day of release by the way, didn't say it before release No, no, no, no on the day of release when people are actually bought it was just like This character by the way, can we pronounce their pronouns a day then?  I'll call it.   Oh my god.  Sorry naysayers. Well, well, well that's a toxic perspective and power strikes back Yeah, what did you think? I thought you said esp for a second and I was like, wait, what empire strikes penis It is the best though. I thought that was I I figured that's almost unanimous most people seem to agree with that but you know, there are always some some people out there Who are like, nah, it's equal trilogy, man Equal trilogy is where it's at Hey, look some people really like that that lost of the jedi is all right I'm a keyboard I'm helping trump from russia by donating to efap. Well, we we are actually here to uh Support trump through star wars analysis. That is true. That's right. We're here to install the rise of fascism in Some systems through talking about star wars. That's right. That's trump's evil plan Well, a lot of people don't catch the in-between sentences when i'm criticizing star wars I'll just go like vote trump. Anyway, so yeah, yeah, it's really weird Like wait, very subtle Aftershave or cologne also high rags Hello I don't really use either. Yeah, I haven't found much of a need to use them. Yeah, don't really I'm too fast for a theodran Where are you gary? I have a pleasant natural aroma. Oh Um I I don't use antiperspirant or deodorant. I don't uh, I I don't know if I have a condition.   What What twin brother Is this a bio shock thing seems like a bio shock thing up until they said twin brother Little sister big sister twin brother Like the the the the latuce twins latuce I Don't know if that's what they're referring to. That seems weird We test probably um I don't know.  No I don't really want to marry her either. I guess you go. Do we kid this question's not fair Yeah, I guess Um, I can't marry her either. So I guess the kid's dying. Good job I guess I don't know. Would it be worth it to take care of them to save her life? Even though it's you know, it's it's a moral quandary that we find ourselves in. We'll just marry it, right? Yeah, I suppose so look after it.  Like what do you want me to do here? The wizard made us and also we know from bio shock one that if you get the good ending, uh, they'll take care of you Exactly.  They just want to stab atlas over and over again Oh spoilers for uh, you know 10 years ago or whatever. Yeah, I think you're okay Um Mola, I'm dressing you up for halloween. I hope I do you justice also. Hey rags Hello, also they said dressing up as you not dressing me up.  He he he phrased the tweet is like seriously like it's for children stop And I just I'd be curious like Is watching horror movies Like for halloween is a fun little thing you do with your family. Is that going too far?   So I remember thinking I hear everything's videos on them were pretty good So I've not played them but I am I am of the camp that they weren't very good from what I'd seen Uh destiny 2 released terribly, uh, but it's really good now But it yeah, it was it was horrendous.  I'm sticking things in places to try and get it out. Oh my god. Okay Too much information not working as a keyboard should Get my ass Look, I gotta put things in certain places Please It's really awkward right now Well, thankfully I do have Um a spare keyboard a brand new On such keyboard in case this one Is attacked by seven up mid to all over it. Yeah. Yeah There's a contingency we all need to prepare for Yes Be prepared as the voice scouts say Be prepared That's also a song in hoodwinked. Hey chat Any of you know that shit? The I know hoodwinked the goat that sings the the be prepared song and it's funny because you just made me think about like Oh, yeah, that's ska's song too. Damn. Are you really trying to take that crown? It's okay. That's also the Boy Scout motto is be prepared Oh It's our paratus press x to baby so true Uh Wright's nerd rotic on parchment postmarked crampus Oh no crampus. That's a bad thing, right? Yeah Hello from brazil a nice job on that fallout 76 video mohler. I have some money for it No, well, yeah, I think I worked really hard on that four 76 is a badman, uh Rags you probably agree with that, right?   We even had an e-fap gaming cameo in this podcast. How about that? Uh, Blymana episode 8 what an episode man 10 out of 10. Is that a black and white one? Yeah, and and you know what that was my favorite. That was really cool. It is a Story that acts as the support for a larger story. It's really cool great Um Want to see some good rat then watch vinland saga you massives high ragged and high more lure. Hello You know vinland saga has been recommended before I remember that one that name Who knows what will happen in the future? Uh Kanye on Joe Rogan said prequels are better than disney sequels really? Well, there you go My hand is enlightened.  I'm lost in the woods with these opinions Yeah, I don't believe you. I mean amnesia rebirth is bad and Blymana is a masterpiece. I don't know what to tell you. I'm sorry No, this one has a little cake. Thank you very much Whoa, yummy looks like e-faps back on that menu boys. That's true We didn't go anywhere though. We were here last week Uh, I rags in long man. Hello. Hello thoughts on clone wars o3 I'm guessing a series the third episode or season three. I don't know like what I've seen but that was a long time ago So who knows if it's actually good. Yeah Seems to be uh, you know well respected I would say it's both well respected and well hated odd. It seems that depends really who you ask Uh When I showed a friend the pt we saw it between episodes two and three and I thought it helped connect them somewhat It was cool I would hope there was fun to be had Mola rags and remaining guests in your best black accent.   Yeah, that's always good I'm pretty sure that's against the rules Real black people want to lose money exactly Uh, the wombat mobile is great your critiques a pool I'm excited to see it in action. Okay.    Oh, that was very short-lived wasn't it? I was like, oh, I'll get back on twitter. I just got to go on eFab and Okay, I forgot how to activate these ghosts Ah there we go Um money for the good boy lengthy chat for the long man and something for the other guys I guess whatever high wags rags Rauge rags rags rAggles and reg Oh, hello This one just says wombo noises. I don't know where they've gone that from Crazy Oh Oh, we do. We do hide. We do hide. We do hide. It's a nice little Shiba Inu sticker, I think they called, yeah. Oh, hooray, hey. At least Starlight's actress is a total babe. I mean, take whatever victories you can get, I suppose. Yeah. Starlight. Holy Shiba, Chris is massive. His arms are bigger than Abbey. His Superman punched his zombies across the room. How many steroids does he take? All of them. Yeah. You think there's a limit? There isn't. He just takes them all.  Into a muscle that he can punch. Yeah. It just turns into another fist. Yeah. What was it? It's called a womb raider. Yo, Mola. I recommend checking out Gura Gora's playthrough of Amnesia Rebirth. She was a big fan of the first and was confused at the end due to its badness. Oh. I wouldn't surprise me if I start hearing more and more about people's takes on Rebirth after liking Amnesia. I know that PewDiePie's been playing through it, right? I don't know if anyone has been watching it.  I'd be interested to know. I wonder if, like, it's more beneficial to just try and enjoy it when you've got an audience of that size. We were just like, let's just have some fun. Or is he...  I just don't see how anyone couldn't be, like, annoyed by them. So, yeah. We'll find you. Uh, also watch Primal. Awesome show. Anyone here seem Primal? I have not. Primal was the dinosaur BBC show. Oh, is it that one? No, no, no. It's the Tordacos. Yeah, yeah, that is good. That is really good. I watched the first season of that. That was somebody recommended it on Friday Night Tights. That was really good.  Oh, what was it? Oh, they're going to the portals. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love that. I've got it. It got cancelled. Does it star one of the S Club 7 people? Yeah, Hannah. That's the only thing I know about that show. Also, it stars Boff from Johnny English in it. They are the two fun facts I have. I never watched it though. I think I saw like one episode on TV once. Primal's good. You had a moment. Take a look. Was it one season and that was it? One season and now? Yeah, really? So it was on BBC America on me for one season that I remember. Dinosaurs and time-travel, what more can you want? Little better special effects. Probably. Yeah, they were kind of. Dinosaurs are just eating everyone. Yep, as they do. Checking in the portals and eating people. That's what they should be doing. Let's be fair. Yes. Limitless. That's a film with Bradley Cooper. It was okay. I didn't like it hugely, but then I saw the inferior Scarlett Johansson one. What was it called?  What if you use 100 that she becomes like a super human? Sorry? Lucy. Ah, that's the one. Limitless was the better version of that, but I still remember Limitless being kind of to me as well. Ah, bonjour. I don't know what that other thing said. I'm going to Google it. Why don't we have a French person on our podcast rags? Why do you hate French people?  This is one of my favorite films, but only for subjective reasons. Oh, that's probably in relation to Limitless. Yeah, I mean, I remember enjoying Limitless. I haven't seen it in ages. I've had a lot of issues with the boys, but here's my EFAP critique. If Starlight gets power from electricity, wouldn't Stormfront supercharge here? Yoda? Yeah, that's a good question. I thought we brought that up. Didn't we bring that up? We did. Yeah. But yeah, agreed. Starlight should... Observation.   But I think they forgot. And, yeah. Remember the Iron Fleet and how that got forgotten? That was a good time. Great. Everyone really liked that. My Saturday just got better. Have a good stream, you massives. Yeah, we're at eight and a half hours. Yeah. Go and steady. Well, I'm going to bed. I thought I was going to bed in about 15 minutes, and that was nearly an hour ago. That's the eFap curse, man. Just let us know when you want to escape into the sleeplands. I'm going to escape into the sleeplands and give people a chance to try off because he's not working in my position. That would be the other one tomorrow. Don't worry, I completely understand. But before you go, do you want to tell everyone why they should be subscribed to you and also maybe move closer to your microphone when you do it? I am literally li-lip against Mike. Something weird is going on. He's giving it Mike head. I think the Mahita has caused some issues with the sound on the keyboard. Oh, no. Curse you, Mountain Dew! If that do anything at all, maybe literally, look, you can... I got it right on it. I think they can hear you, so it's all good. If you want to subscribe to the channel, that's cool. If you don't, don't worry, mate. And just thank you for having us on. It's really cool. And I was so shoved and honoured to be part of the latest eFap meme, Lord of the Rings meme with Jeremy. It was fantastic. And to be part of the little printout cardboard figures. Oh, of course, yeah, yeah. That's all from eFap.me. Yeah, it's just absolutely wonderful. True honour. True honour. It's always nice to be here. It's lovely to be on this channel, so... Well, thank you so much for joining us for eight and a half hours, you legend. Give us some good company. Always nice to hear from you. And yeah, enjoy being back on Twitter, I suppose.   And you're like, how the fuck... They want me to give them their... They want me to give them my phone number. And I'm just like, no. Look, they just want to chat with you.  I'm not going to give you my phone number. You can't come back on to Twitter if you don't. Okay, bye. That's what it'll be. But yeah, sleep well, sir. Thank you so much for hanging out with us. Thank you. You take care, everyone. Thank you for watching D-Chat. You've been awesome. See you later, Gary, as well. Bye, bye. Later, guys. Goodbye. And then there were three. And there were three. Jeez, Gary. Eight and a half hours. What are you doing? Nuts. I'm going to hang for like 15 more minutes. I just wanted to hang longer in him. I've heard that before. I'm having fun. It's been a strange one, but I hopefully would assume a fun one for chat arenas over there. I'm probably going to complete Luigi's Mansion before we end this stream. I do that a lot. Luigi's Mansion is just a short game, you know? For pros, for MLG gamers. Yeah, I can't stay, got D&D, but I can't wait to see the Tizm you go through today. Oh, you'll love it. It's great. Yeah, it was a Tizm, for sure. High-quality Tizm. 75% of the Batwoman fan club back together again.  Nice end. We'll be checking out the Dormant. Hopefully with Jay Longbone and Az. That's going to be some... That'll be the true reunion. And catch up on our Lady of the Ruby. The Rose, herself. You guys heard of The Invincible? Sci-Fi game being made by X, CDPR, Dev, based on a book by Polish author Stanisław... Stanisław Leon? Lem, I'm not sure. No, I haven't heard of that, no. You might like it. Stream on. Yeah, I've not heard anything about that. Hmm, maybe. Hmm. Wow, it's a murder's... Murder's Row lineup of amazing YouTube talent. Yeah, I mean, we're, you know, very lucky to have everybody tuning up today. Thank you all so much. Thank you. I feel like we all have some good chemistry when discussing how things are going in the old media lens these days. Yep. Um... Batboy Season 2. I mean... Combo them up, why not? Maybe Batwoman would be improved if everything got really violent. Um... I mean, it is really violent, isn't it? I was about to say, like, they already do it. It's weird in Batwoman, like... Yeah. It was like no violence for ages, and then they, like, rip people's faces off.  Yeah, it was weird. It was that we had two kind of brutal ones back to back. It's like a new show director took, you know, it took the helm of things. It's like he was like, wait, we have like a 15 rating? Like, damn, can we just blow up some heads? I don't know. Let's do it. It's a strange thing about American TV. Is something changed? I don't know when it changed, but, uh, exactly. But you still can't show... You can show a little more sex, or a lot more sex than you used to be able to, but, like, the violence has been, you know, as far as you pass that. And I think it was probably because a lot of those, uh, like, bones. You know, like, I don't know if you're... David Boreanis' show, Bones. Yeah, yeah, I watched that. You did it for years and years. Yeah. I did it. But it was like, it would always come on at dinner time.  I don't know the one I remember weirdly, because I've watched like a good five seasons of that show or something, but the one I remember is that there's an opening story line where they're unveiling a big chocolate bar and there's a dead person inside of it. Yes. I remember, it's like that stuck with me.  Why is there a giant chocolate bar with a skeleton inside it? Like, how did this happen? And she's always got to figure out like where the bones came from. That's why it's called bones. Yeah. Yeah. Very aptly named. And it's, yeah, and the longer, you know, the longer the show went on, the more ridiculous it got. Yeah. As far as four bodies were. I had to keep trying sort of outdoing themselves. Turns out there's a dead body in my pocket. Oh, there he is. What if they found a bone? They found bones inside someone's bones. Like a mini skeleton inside of your skeleton. The biggest mystery ever. Wow. I haven't watched The Boys. I was really confused last episode. It sounds like a weird show. It's always fun watching you guys though. Well, oh yeah, it's a weird one. When we do season breakdowns, hopefully it can be consumed by people who haven't even seen what the show is. There were a couple of sort of responses from people who had not watched The Boys saying like, oh yeah, I could follow along. I was like, oh good. It is weird. We spend 10 hours talking about it entire season, so I hope that, you know, people who have no idea what it is were able to follow along, I guess. California utility PG&E plans to cut electricity to one million residents tomorrow due to fire risk. Just let people remove underbrush. Yeah, we didn't do that. We haven't done it in the last couple of years to save a squirrel. And that's why half the state burned. There's a lot of kindling going on there. Now all the squirrel doesn't have a home, so yeah. It died screaming. It's screaming. It's burning alive. It was just a good job. Got little squirrel kebabs. There's like an actual video of it. Look at what you've done. It's always season two. Cut every scene without Homelander. Almost nothing of value would have been lost. He's a different caliber of character altogether. Cut every scene without Homelander. Nothing of value would be lost. I mean, I didn't really like any of the scenes with or without him, so I don't know. I guess I'm more on the hot take team than that comment even is. Yeah, like, I mean, as briefly as you can, like, what was your main beef with the show?   I started to think like, why are you guys any better than the soups at this point? I don't know. And so it's like, do you care if they succeed? I'm like, not really. That would be like my sort of personal issue with it all as sort of like, you know, in terms of a continuity thing, like all the problems.  Like, nobody is able to do what they're supposed to do depending on what the plot wants. Yeah, there's a lot of convenient stuff. Did you like the first season rags? I liked it. I don't think it was that good, but I liked it. We were definitely interested for season two. We were still definitely with the characters for the most part. Yeah, I liked how curious what they were going to do. I was invested in the boys succeeding. Yeah. Yeah, the boys. My biggest beef was just the characters and what you just said. I don't care about anybody. Huey is supposed to be your surrogate. And I don't know if it's the actor.  And he's different in the book, obviously. And the book like goes crazier and it's more focused on the superhero stuff and not as much as the drama. I know you got to change that for TV and for the normies out there. But yeah, it's when the boys can't do anything when they're sitting back and watching and then when they do stuff, it's terrible. But they're supposed to actually fight them, you know, and instead of having the soups come in and fight for them or having the female do everything. And yeah, it was just kind of a bummer to see the butcher neutered. And then the biggest difference was, you know, Becky was dead the whole time in the books. So that was kind of done with. And it almost feels like at the end of season two, we're now at the point where the boy starts in the comic. Way out of order, though. But yeah, it's still this season I just didn't care about anybody. I was just, you know, let's watch Homelander do some horrific things and then nothing.  I need to be able to laugh at it. I'll be I am curious where they're going to go, but I feel like we're in for disappointment. Yeah, I just I just hope no more characters are radicalized by memes in that world. You know, I can't stay away. 75% of the Batwoman Fang Club back together. Oh, wait, I read that one. Sorry. Do. Throwing stars are not usually lethal unless they are poisoned. That's why the guy would be fine after getting hit by one. It's realistic. Metatron made a video about the effectiveness of ninja stars. I can believe that we I can't think of what we've covered in today's eFab that has anything to do with ninja stars. Do you guys remember anything? No, I know that in the boy stream, which we're going to get to the super chance of that for, but I complain the MM gets hit by a ninja star and it knocks him out of the fight, but it doesn't do any permanent damage. And so I was like, you can't have both. You have to have one or the other.  Or it hurt him so much that he's going to need medical attention, you know, but yeah, you know, it doesn't matter what the injury is.  They're feeling this now. Okay. It's that time of year. Now I can finally ask you all, have you seen Over the Garden Wall, the miniseries on Cartoon Network? And if so, thoughts? I have got no idea what that is. No. Say that one more time. Over the Garden Wall, miniseries on Cartoon Network. I've heard of it, but I have not seen it.  I gotta go see me a crazy psychic person. Empire Strikes Back is bad. I find your lack of faith disturbing whoever you are. Also, high rags. Hey! Cheers, drinker. And Wombo Wombo. Wombo indeed. Not sure why you guys liked Bly Manor. There was some big plot stuff. Why is the Lady of the Lake apparently dormant and why were the children never taken? So she's not dormant. She just comes in very non-often. But that is one of the issues. We've never claimed Bly Manor's perfect. Just that it's very, very tight for the most part. And as for why were the children never taken, because they were never in a way. They knew to stay out of her way. Yep. What do you think about another God of War coming out so soon after the fourth game? Possibly lower quality and poorer writing, worries me. Yeah. Those would be the reasonable fears to have. Gotta hope against fear, I suppose. I guess they're working from an engine that's already established, so it makes sense that it wouldn't take them as long to make it, but I guess we'll see. Hi, any VPN recommendations for sailing the Seven Seas? Probably the ones people always talk about, I guess. Yeah, I don't really have much of a preference of one over the other. I forget which one I use. Is it NordVPN is the super cool kid one? That's what a lot of people do. They use NordVPN. I imagine that one works pretty well. I'm sure there's probably plenty that work just totally fine. You said TLJ doesn't break time and space. Finn and Rose teleport between the fleet and Canto Byte. How close is that planet supposed to be? Well, you say teleport. They use hyperspace. So in Star Wars that essentially acts as a way to be able to get to any way you need to go. I feel like that's fair. We can allow them to get to Canto Byte and back through hyperspace. Glad to message NordRotic away from his channel. They are censoring your super chats, Gary. Is that true? Yeah, I don't know. I hope not. But I've heard that. Yeah, I got a couple emails. I couldn't use the words primate or monkey during a Planet of the Apes discussion without YouTube flagging. What? Wow. You have me talking about monkeys and primates.  You know what? There's weird stuff going on. I'm not like one of those YouTube conspiracy theorists. They have to update the platform.  And then like sometimes your channel can get caught in it. Sometimes it won't. I don't know if it's like after you or anything, but that being said, there was this big thing that we went over at Friday night called a Transparent Tube or Transparency Tube. And I'm on a list. I checked for you guys. You're not on it. So be happy. Sorry. I heard that I was. Someone link pictures of all of us. Oh no. And some of the people we hang out with. Hang on. Because I can actually search you on this. And I was on it. I'm right anti-SJW. So I'm like firmly in the right thing. I've definitely got anti-SJW on mine as well. Yeah. And we've got it said Fringy was right. It said Tim Pool was right. Yes. I said this in the disco, but I was like, so the idea, I think, is you don't listen to anybody who's right-wing. So if someone says to you something you don't like, call them right-wing. From their perspective when they made it.   You're like, okay. Because a lot of these are automatic. I wonder how many people are going to assume now that like EFAP is some kind of the hardcore right-wing podcast because of this weird program. I kind of hope it's not that influential, but it's weird how many people have shared it already. It is. Here it is. It was Transparency Tube and I can search. Let's see. Because I'm closer to the middle than I am to far right. So you're right anti-SJW. What does it mean to be right versus partisan right? Is like partisan right when you're like super right? Like you treat everything as partisan? Yeah, it's a nice way of saying far right. How am I partisan right?  You're partisan right? Yeah.  Well, that's the funny thing is that not only that, but Mueller is right while I am partisan right. Yep. You never talk about politics on your channel. And you're not there.   Yep. I mean, it's only funny results, but everyone's like, ah, it's pretty good. It's a pretty good site. It was not. Yeah, we'll just name our channel EFAR. It's an EFAR right. Yeah, I'm sure this guy did it on his free time. It wasn't paid for. It wasn't biased at all. Well, it's just gonna be really helpful for all those people who consider watching my videos, but won't watch anybody from the right and just sees that, I guess.   It's like, haha. You will be labeled as this unless you correct us. Yeah. They're dying to label everybody. They're never finding out. Moola's just a calm dude, you know? Ray teleports in the most unfindable place in the galaxy. I don't understand time and space at all in TLJ. Again, well, it's just hyperspace. We don't really make sort of high claims about this ever in Star Wars. They don't take the time to explain exactly how hyperspace works, and I honestly think that's to their benefit. At least in the movies, I mean. Moola, how is the Last of Us 2 coming, or have you dropped it? I'm working on the boys Season 2 video first, and then I'll go back to the Last of Us 2 that is in a sort of state that I'm able to pick back up. Funnily enough, I'm actually paused on the boys video while I'm sorting out Hill House and Bly Manor. But those aren't going to be as long in terms of production. They're the EFAP miniseries. I'll probably talk a bit more about that when we close out their stream.  Do you know the definition of insanity? I think you might be bad at Sonic games. Listen, as I've said before, I am okay with being bad at Sonic games. That is fine with me. I have come to peace with that. I will be able to move on with my life.  I mean, some people will agree with that, I'm sure. Hey, Az, get Rakita and Drex on the EFAP. Perhaps one day. Have you guys ever talked about utopia on Amazon? Probably the wokest show ever made with dissecting and discussing. I have no idea what that is. It's... Amazon utopia? Yeah. They were emailing me about that last night. What, do you know anything about it? Let's see, let me check the rotten tomatoes. It looks like it's average tomato meters, 52%. So, I guess... It says utopias cast in mystery at times transcend its overtly cynical and overly violent tendencies. But even those willing to look past the torture may find the whole thing too timely in a bad way. That's Ray Wilson, not so throwing.  Ray Wilson and John Cusack are in it. Yeah, I can see it being the flow.  That would be the finale. So without saying anything spoiler related, I have a feeling I know what they're referring to and surely the argument in response to it would be it's to show what was lost as a result of everything that happens. That is the least spoilery way that I could say that. Oh, I've got a key for a... I know where I'm going. Snydercut will be amazing. Alright. I hope it is. Oh yeah, this was the back to back. People need to stop simping from the Snydercut. Why are we still talking about Star Wars? Elite is coming out on October 29th in the US. Yes, really, this is so strange. Huh? Elite is coming out on October 29th? I guess Battle Angel won like DVD or something? Surely that's out by now, isn't it? Yeah, you'd think. Any chance we'll ever get a live action e-fap? Would love to see you chap sitting in a circle with drinks and tearing into a video. Hi, Mola. Hello. And well, I mean, the prospects weren't hugely high before lockdown started happening everywhere. Wales is currently under quite a significant one. So, maybe once this all calms down, Rags and I could figure something out. Who knows? I could see that being some fun. Maybe, maybe not. Either way, e-fap will continue in Avengers Infinity War. Oh, I need ice for this guy. Alright. We want e-fap movies on DCEU movies until Snyder cut. Also, Batman died in Final Crisis comic book by Dockside's Omega Beams. Oh, damn, his Omega Beams?  I don't know what that means. So, Omega Beams got him. I guess so. Well, either way, we actually do want to do that at some point. DCEU fans out there, you're not going to be happy with e-fap's coverage of the DCEU just warning you ahead of time.  I'm usually the first to poo-poo on Wonder Woman when everyone is like, hey, Wonder Woman's pretty cool.  What else we got? Man of Steel? I'd have to re-watch that. Because I don't remember how good or bad it was. Batman vs Superman and Justice League were both hilarious. And I feel like that's it. Is that all of them? Yeah, our coverage of it is probably not going to be that positive, but it will be good to get some context before we check out this night cut, which is possible. Is that coming out next year? Do you know the date on that? I think early part of next year, maybe? March? I could be wrong, though. I wouldn't guarantee that Ragsnike can get through all of the DCEU by then, but, you know, we'll try. We'll see what happens. We will, at the very least, watch... Stupid-ass ghost. We will watch the Justice League before we watch Zack Snyder's Justice League. We will at least do that. Good luck. I remember when I first watched it, I couldn't believe what I was watching. I was like, how could it be this bad? I know why people were upset. It's okay.  I hope not. I know they want it while there's rumors that they might do a series with Affleck. Affleck? Affleck. Come, yum. I had a friend who would always call him Affleck. Hey, someone reminded you. Birds of Prey.  That's another one that I've only heard is bad, so... It's bad. Yeah, I had a friend who was Affleck and they were annoyed when people were like, it's Affleck. No, it's not. It's Affleck. That was weird. They eventually googled it. To their dismay. I'm gonna jump out now. If it's okay, gentlemen. Well, I guess... I suppose you have our permission. You don't mind. When you fabricate ashes, you have our permission to leave. That sounds a bit dreary, doesn't it? Wow. Maybe not going that far, but before you go, why don't you tell people why, how, when, where, and who your channel be? Are those pronouns? Yeah, you gotta be careful these days. Oh, yeah, jeez. Thanks for having me on, guys. It's always an honor. And I had a lot of fun. Thanks to the chat. Yeah, you can find me at NerdRotic and NerdRotic Live. If you like what I do, subscribe. If you don't, it's okay. I'll get over it.  But I appreciate you guys. They probably know you pretty well at this point. You've stacked up a lot of eFAP hours, you know? And we always like popping on to see you as well. We would come and see you on Halloween, too. It's just that we are just stacked this month. Streams everywhere. Busy busy. But I really appreciate you staying up for nine hours. It's amazing. Not many people can survive for such long lengths of time.  What are the odds of that? Crazy. Yeah, and you got to see how bad I am. Like, utterly bad. So thank you. And that was fun. I would definitely do that again. Yeah, like I said, honestly, you should maybe adopt it for a fun little segment in Friday Night Tide sometime. Like I said, only one person has to own the game and the rest can just jump in.  Thank you. You too. We will catch you later. Yeah, thanks so much. We will catch your answer. Take care, sir. Bye-bye. Bye, everyone. Bye. There he goes. It's just you and me. Once again. Down to us. A similar feeling. A Joker, baby's first taxi driver fight. He's wrong. Yeah, he is wrong. Joker is better than taxi driver. Taxi driver isn't even really all that good. And Joker is definitely better written. Listen, I love Sitch. But he couldn't even figure out what the Trade Federation's motivation was, OK? He couldn't figure out what the greedy Trade Federation wanted.  I love you. Sitch, we'll have you back on EFAP whenever you want, OK?  You can get very angry, all right? They'll come for us in the darkest times. Him, ER, literature devil. I believe Smiler is a person of shadow as well. That's the full roster. One of them is Satan. So you've got to be careful. Mahler and rags and chat. Yeah. It's like a classic combination. It's a golden triangle. Potential hot take. The worst of Hill House is still better than the best of the boys. Hmm. You'd think we'd agree with that, but I'm not actually sure about that. The worst of the Hill House is Episode 10. The best of the boys from Season 1 is probably something I would consider to be kind of strong. Possibly. Yeah. Even the scene where Homelander talks to his kid in the cabin. That's pretty good. Yeah, I would agree with that. The isolated part is pretty good. I'd say that part is certainly better than the worst of Hill House. It's a complicated one. I think Season 2 of the boys has way more lows. But does it have the single most lowest low? Hmm. I don't know. I think it's consistently way worse, undoubtedly. Because we're comparing Episode 10 of Hill House to the whole season of the boys. Yeah. Because Episode 10 is a cliff-drop and just suddenly boom.  Though I would say Special Mention to Episodes 3, 7 and 8? Were those the worst ones? I'd probably say so. The one where they were in the facility was pretty bad. Oh yeah, it was a 6. That was really bad too. What kind of a blare? It was so weird for us because we were just like, oh cool, let's watch a show that we like. Suddenly Tism. We didn't ask for it. We didn't choose it. And there it is. I have faith in Snyder. Never seen one of his films I didn't enjoy. Even BVS Minus, The Last 20 Minutes Yeah, I mean I hope he provides whatever you look for in his work. That would be the main thing he needs to do. Will it be ethical to have children born and raised on the moon knowing low gravity will mess up their body so they probably can't come to Earth or Mars? I imagine we're smart enough to compensate for that. Yeah, I would imagine so. Like humans being born on the moon, that's gonna be one of the first things we'll think of and we'll be like we can compensate for this by giving them blah blah blah blah. Or they have to exercise all the time.  Yeah, maybe, I don't know. Slam, what'd you bring me? We brought you two videos from AT-AT Share. Two video games that we played for a while. And then a discussion on Amnesia Rebirth and a whole bunch of other things and that is what was wrong today. What be wrong? Congratulations on Arnold's new heart valve. I saw a reddit thing about that. I hope he's doing alright. He's a nice man, that Arnie. I wish you would stop starring Terminator poop movies. Stop it. Molo, will you endorse a batwaman ethno-state? If we could all become Batwoman, I feel like we could then generate a monster also cons. I will say that. Being Batwoman is a con. Yeah. So I'll have to think about it, not sure. We can't let all the silly weird characters in the Batno- Batno-state.  I'll be sharing a meme in honor of catching up and now I'll finally see the Batwoman episodes. Thank y'all for being a comfort spot in everyday life. Oh, hello! Glad to hear that. Glad we could help you out. Oh, it's always good to hear. I think if I'm not mistaken from how they categorize things, the boys is not a plot episode of e-fab, but this one was. When they're hyper-focused on a specific subject, I think they get counted as non-plot episodes. I'd have to speak to the manager and the organizer of episode systems. I hope they're all enjoyable. Whatever they may be categorized as. I feel like I might watch it one day. You never know. Watch all of the Star Trek. Every one of the Star Trek. Yeah, that could be something that we do to fill time sometimes. Even the bad Star Trek. Like Discovery, Picard, Lower Decks, I think it's called, right? The animated one? I've heard that's pretty bad. Yeah, it seems like everyone's not enjoying all of the Star Trek right now. Big fan, you guys should do an e-fap movies watching heroes starring Jet Lee. I believe I saw that once and I liked it. Hero? The one where he battles a bunch of people in a row, like good fighters, or is it something else? That might have been it, man, you're talking about. No, it was definitely Jet Lee. I forget the name of that guy. Hero is like an assassin trying to get closer and closer to the emperor. What am I thinking of, chat? It's the one where Jet Lee gets poisoned at the end, but he's like fighting people one by one. He fights like a boxer at one point, he fights all kinds of people. What movie am I thinking of? It's pretty neat that chat is like your subconscious, they will discover the answer for you eventually. Here it comes, any second now. Yep. Working away, checking all the libraries. Major hot take, Wrath of Khan is not very good, I'm sorry, oh my god. Take. No, they've just gone to Donnie Yen, they're nearly there. Legend. Or Fearless? It could have been either of those. Fearless feels more familiar, I think. Was it Fighters? I don't think it was that. Fearless, Fearless? Yeah, I think it was Fearless. I mean it, I knew it. Just wanted to, like what? Just wanted to. Hey, Nordrotic, oh, I read that out to him while he was here. Lucky we did that. What do you guys think about JJ working on Lord of the Rings? Horrifying. Terrified. I'm terrified. I can't believe what he's going to try. How is he going to try to upscale something, you know? Disaster, waiting to happen. This one says Yum Yum. Nice. Did you guys see the Biden campaign? Did a Game of Thrones slash Mulan Wing shot needs to be taught in every film class, every goddamn one. I nearly tweeted about it, but then I was like, oh great.  I just thought it was funny that an eagle... Do you have a picture of it? I'd love to see it. I don't, but it's literally an eagle is flying behind him and it makes the wings behind his back like it does in Mulan. It's cringe-worthy. Oh, boomer.  This looks so lame. I'm pooping with the door closed. Very good, very good. Thoughts on the movie It Follows. You haven't seen that, correct? I have not seen that, no. That is one of the movies I wouldn't mind watching with you. It's, uh, I quite like it. It's one of my favorite horrors. Not necessarily one of the best horrors, but one that I quite like just in terms of premise. I can't say any more than that. But I quite like it, yeah. Neurodic, why do you dislike the new Batman teaser footage? That makes me sad face. Takes your cool sticker away. Did you have any hope for it? Gonna have to save that one for potentially having a Mansa someday. Who knows. Hey guys, what did y'all have for breakfast today? Also thoughts on Alien Isolation? So, uh, for breakfast, I actually ate my breakfast in the morning and I ate my breakfast at late night yesterday before I went to bed, but it's sort of breakfasty. I had, um, eggs and bacon and, uh, milk. It's just simple. I had a Weetabix. You had what? Weetabix. What's that? Chat, what's Weetabix? Is it Weetabix? Yes, it's like a brand. Oh, here it is, Weetabix. Um, I mean, it looks fine. It looks like a little, are they like granola bar things? Kinda. I don't know how to explain it if you haven't had it. It's like weird, uh, Chat, help me out. I've had stuff to drink and I'm very tired. Made up. It's not made up. Weetabix's latest serving suggestion? What does this mean? Um, uh, okay. So, if you're like us, wait, how is that strange? Okay, so maybe this is, now I've never had Weetabix. All right. But this is the serving suggestion, I guess, on the back of the box. Basically, eggs benedict over Weetabix. I've never seen anyone do that. I've never seen anyone do that either, but it doesn't seem bad. I'm not sure how it would work out. I'm not gonna condemn it straight away, but, uh, all right. I mean, it looks good, honestly. Could work out. You never know. Don't knock until you try it, right? That's what they say. They don't say that about murder, though. Well, the other bad things. Yeah, it seems like it's fine. So someone asked, how many do you eat, Muller? How many of these Weetabix do you have? Well, I have the, um, the minis. They're like small versions, but lots of them. And then I just, I just, you know, I fill a bowl, sort of. Very non-specific amount. So, boom. Oh, no. This was on Bloomberg Opinion on Twitter, as I clicked it. Women are being forced to give up their careers. While the pandemic has forced all parents to take on more housework and child care, studies show mothers taking on the vast majority of it. Oh, no! What does this have to do with Weetabix? I don't know. It just popped up on the side. I was more so very invested in how Weetabix has done this. I need to know. Do I continue to support Weetabix? I don't know. On Eggs Benedict? It seems fine. But what if it costs women their jobs, Rags? The Weetabix? Yes! You joke as if it's not an incredibly serious issue that Weetabix is causing this.  You know how much we've tried to fight Big Weetabix. Weetabix Patriarchy. Yes.  It'll come for EFAP. If you want a good Star Wars fight, where one side is outnumbered, General Grievous vs. Seven Jedi in the 2D Clone Wars Micro series is the one to watch. I have heard people recommend that one before. But, um, that's the thing about me though. I've never really been like, oh my god, I love watching lightsaber fights. That's not something that I like them, but I don't actively search them out. There's got to be a lot of them on YouTube, right? A lot of fan made ones and stuff. Yeah, probably. I would have a dream. Come here annoying ghosts.  Man, everybody wants a piece of Luigi, man. Mm-hmm.  He wins a mansion and it's haunted. What are the odds?  Yep. Hang out in the sun and the fun. Oh no, I have to go on this tropical island and spray water wherever I want and fly with it. What a chore. I tell you. Poor Luigi. How to document your crimes 101. I think that was in relation to things that as was saying, I can't remember. Oh man. Someone's let me know that Weedabix is a very healthy cereal for your colon. Hey! That looks like it. Yeah, it looks really like it's got a lot of fire in there. That Weedabix looks like it'll clean you out. There you go. You know what they say about long people? Colons. That's just how it works. Because they can stretch, which is somehow a plus. Well, I actually had an English teacher. He specialized in grammar back in high school and he had to get surgery and now he has a semi-colon. We need more people here to not understand your joke and then me understand it so then you can be happy. I'm satisfied with that, honestly. There's so many people right. What are you saying? I am a highbrow doggo. That has to be the answer. I'm a low blow highbrow. They don't like a movie I like. Total grifters. Yeah, that's honestly how it seems to work right now.  He's a grifter. I can't resist that for five seconds and just assume that we actually didn't like TLJ. Is that possible? Yeah. And then it's like, yeah, but you're still trying to make money from covering things about it. A lot of people also don't like TLJ. Weird, I know, because it's a miracle of a movie, right? Gotta be grifters. I guess it's been a while. Maybe, here, let me go ahead because it's just you and I in chat. So I can bust out another joke from my... not a joke, a fun fact from my book by David Hoffman my grandfather gave me, alright? Let's see. Three of the first five U.S. presidents died on July 4th. Really? Yeah. Do you think that's tied to some kind of pressure? Like, oh my God, July 4th. Yeah, I gotta at least make it to the country's birthday before I die. Yeah, but then they'd make it and they're like, that's it. Boom. Hi, Rags. Hi. Happy birthday, Mola. Thank you very much. Sorry about Callie Nodrotic. As the Wow Shop Transmog isn't a big deal, calm down. I've got no clue what that's referencing. I saw the title of the stream and I had to find the object of ridicule. A-T-N-T chat. As I would say. Been catching up with Moodle's recent gaming streams. Here is a nugget from the Cum stream. Real communism has never been tried, Jay, Cumtent creator. Cum-yum, cum-yum-ism. That's true. Manlet Hello Greedo. Hey man, Hello Greedo is well beyond people like us.  That's how cool he is. That's not fun. I love that picture of rags. I don't know if they're referring to pumpkin rags or werewolf rags. Well, I think they're both great and I'll alternate the pumpkin rags and were rags.  We're like parts of my mask are ripped and you can just see fur coming out of it. What color is your fur gonna be? Probably like a dark brown. Yeah, I don't see why not. Use any important questions. What color? And then the year after, I'll be Frankenmola and the year after, I'll be ghostly Mola, I guess. Maybe I'll do ghostly Mola next year. I feel like that could be pretty cool. I'm like a spirited semi-transparent spook. How are you thinking about next year's October? I love October. I don't know if I mentioned this. It's cool. I've heard. The... Empire was re-released recently and it was top of the box office for weeks. You know? I think I know why. Because it was good. No, if it would have come out today people would have hated it. Oh, of course. We covered AT-AT's TLJ Fight video on Ecom very bad. We covered it too. Yeah, he didn't make very convincing arguments. He kind of just said like look at the shot type. It's long. It's wide. It's close-up. It follows the object. Man, you just... You nail it. Oy, Mool! Wanted to plug me and my buddy's new album called Black Finn by Piccolo Black and Fin-tastic. Me. It's a collection of vaporwave-style beats. Might be perfect for some upcoming cyberpunk-tisms. There you go. Fin-tastic... Fin by... Piccolo Black and Fin-tastic. Fair enough. Mola, will you cover Cosmo Friday Hour's sequel trilogy video? Plenty of strawmans in that video. Maybe one day? My god, have we covered a lot of Cosmo? And I say that when we've covered... I think we've covered him three times. He's really bad. I think so. Yeah, his videos are really trash. So... Not hugely invested in covering him when we've got the strong pattern done, but I mean, in future there's no reason why we might not cover something new from him and... if we get an itch to be like, hey, how's Cosmo not doing it? It's like, why don't we check out his sequel reviews? We still not covered Sean's TLJ videos, which has been requested since like day one. Maybe one day. You know how it be. Maybe. By the way, the greatest subversion of expectations ever is I'm Father Yusuke? I mean, who could have thought of this? Plus, it doesn't go against logic. I'm Father Yusuke. I don't know what that means. I don't know. I'm sorry.  Hail Gary. Hail as Haya Mublinheimer. Hello. If Drinker shows, let him know I like his books and high rags. Hello! Actual Cosmo variety hour quote. Solo is the Iron Man 3 of Star Wars films.  Why would people hate them when they were because they're fun? That doesn't make sense. Why would you hate fun? Also, it never makes sense when he says stuff like this because he thinks that all films are like on an equal playing field. What do you mean Cosmo? Tell me your secrets. Han, I have no people. That should have been his surname. And Leia, I have no pee-pee. Have you played Disco Elysium? If yes, opinions please. I'm afraid not. No, I haven't played it. It hurts good, but I haven't played it. I've been playing it for months, bits at a time. It's hard. I haven't had this much fun. I haven't had this much first-hand cringe since replaying my own memories in my head. Oh my. That was from Mihai Chik sent me high. Oh, Mihai Chik sent me high. I can't wait till he gets to the middle. We're watched by a philosopher. How cool is that? That's good to know. You can find our discussion stimulating enough. It was all loud soup. It's true. A witch has spin off with Geralt as the main character would be much appreciated. A witch has spin off where he's the main character. That's where we're at, folks. People, these fans just so demanding. Gimme, gimme, gimme. That's what it's all about. We don't like Mandalorian as it stands, but if they end up making him like a side character or some shit, we shouldn't have got the hell.  You know, same for the witcher, which I've heard is a possibility. But who knows? Let's see how it plays out. Vader made everyone his famous loud soup on Bespin. His galaxy famous loud soup. Yeah, man. Vader knows how to cook. I know a lot of people don't assume that about him. I guess he may think that it shows some kind of weakness. I think it makes him look very strong. That part of his is a, it's actually a kitchen. He's got a whole kitchen in there. Mm-hmm. And he should be proud. I don't think he should hide it. Enough of the shame, Vader. You know, Mustapha was ages ago. Move on. Uh, oh, we're over there. We at Smudcast don't appreciate 8080's diatribe of Tism. Oh, we got, we got people from Ecum and Smudcast comment on this. I think, I think we were late to the party with covering 8080. He's, he's pure cringe. He can happily know that he has now been covered.  Also, hi Rags. Hi. Yeah, I would happily describe that as hell. So I'm going the wrong way in my big spooky mansion. I don't get it. Is this serious or satire? So it was satire, but the problem was every time he tries to make a point, by ripping into the, uh, the OT it would only be poignant if you ignore references and simultaneously I don't see how that's what a video by me would look like if I made one for Empire. But the point is you can't really make one for Empire because of how well well written Empire is. But hey, give it a shot anyway because TLJ needs to be defended. It is the Holy Film. His title is Bridal Rage so it is a controlled rage.  That's kind of weird.  Oh my god, Uncle Grimly, what you doing? Uh, Yo Mola, here to recommend giving the Clone Wars TV show a watch. Even if you were to just watch only the essential episodes, it's still some of the best Star Wars content of recent memory. If ever I do, it's going to be for an EFAT miniseries and I'm going to make rags do it as well. I'm not doing that alone. Let's do it. Let's watch the Clone Wars. There's no way I'm doing it before Buffy.  Even if you hate it, every bit of it is happening. The Clone Wars is a long one. I've watched things I hate. Oh god, well you can ghost stop. Why did you make that argument, Mola? It makes sense this since there was a small gorilla faction at that point if I remember correctly. Oh wait, you did make that argument, Mola. Which argument? I don't remember which one you're talking about. It makes sense there since there was a small gorilla faction at that point if I remember correctly. I'm sorry, I don't. It must be something in the title crawl. I'm not 100% sure. Talking about Star Wars, I'm guessing. I'm assuming it was something we talked about that might be referencing and I might have missed that I made a similar point. I'm afraid I don't know which one you're referring to. Oh look at chat.  Clone Wars isn't good. Oh. I don't believe you guys still haven't watched Clone Wars at all. After you just saw several people say that Clone Wars sucks, really? After Theo gave his nuclear take. There's someone else saying, oh wait, that's the same person. Clone Wars stinks out loud. You can wipe my bottom if you disagree. I don't think that's a fair deal. Oh, in that case I love it. He adds, if you're still here can you tell these Dumbos to play Doki Doki Literature Club? You've done it once before. Now is the time you do it again. Well, if he was only going to say we should play it then consider that a noted thing. They saved that day. There's still the day after that and the next day and the next day. And the next day and the next day. That could be in reference to the people of the Oteelans saving Ziverd. I'm not 100% sure. He's not criticizing the movie in Moeller's style. He's taking Moeller's points from his video and using those points on ESB and going C the critique method doesn't work. Yeah, meanwhile again, just the different references. So of course they don't work when you do it with that. It's a weird one, but I guess he thought it was going to work and if someone was to point out it doesn't work he'd be like, you took the bait. Imagine trying to parody Moeller in only 10 minutes. It takes Moeller longer than that to simply draw breath. True.  I do it before we stream. I'm like, I'm going to take several breaths and prep. Let's get this break open up. Rags, can you talk with Jim and accent for a bit? You know what? I can. There you go. Well, maybe I'll save it till maybe I'll save it till later. Or maybe we can wait, because we're nearing the end of this eFat. So if you can remind me to do it in the next one I suppose I could for a while. Why not? Well, we're playing Resident Evil. Yeah, when we play Resident Evil. You can be Jim and Sheva. Please. Please, maybe the gas is on. Please. Sheva, you're disturbing me. Would you guys want to be disturbed? Would you guys want to be a vampire? Also high rags. It depends on the mechanics. Yeah, it depends on the mechanics. But tentatively, yes. It depends on the mechanics though. If the standard ones are requires blood to be sustained cannot go into daylight, is immortal at a certain point, kind of. Feel like there's some really strong benefits there and you've just got to take care of yourself.  And you know what? You don't even leave that much mass. You just turn into a pile of dust. What if we get up sparkling? Oh no. You don't have to get the wooden stake out, I guess. Or not. This doesn't seem smart enough to make clever satirical attacks for lack of a better word. There's no incisiveness to these statements.  That's how it works. That's all it is. I'm surprised there's not more mollers running around. It's so easy. That whole angry thing comes from the fact that I named one of my series's unbridled rage. Is that it? Is that all it comes from? Maybe. I just looked at that and they were like, wow, so angry. I can't believe he's angry. You're not supposed to be angry. You're supposed to love things. You know, respectful people like Patrick Willems, Movie Bob and Roger Ebert, they don't get angry when reviewing films and you should be like that. You're only supposed to be angry at Trump. Exactly. So the trash compactor scene in TFA isn't that a little effed up? Good guy. What do we do with a prisoner? Good guy, too. Slowly crush him to death. I don't think... I don't know that that's what was happening there. They tried to escape and then it was automatic. As soon as the certain amount of trash is in there, it'll start to just compact it and move it along. I don't know that the Empire deliberately tried to crush them in there. That seems to be antithetical to what the Empire wants in that particular instance. Oh wait, sorry. We're talking about TFA. Oh, we're talking about TFA? Oh, how the good guys are going to crush her? Yeah. Well... I mean, I don't disagree with that, actually. It's like, oh, it'll be funny if she gets crushed to death. It's like, hmm... Can we just, I don't know, execute her if we're planning on giving her a horrible, painful death? Good point. It's like, Finn, are we the baddies? Finn, are we the deadbeat daddies? Yes, Finn isn't yet. He's got a long way to go. They'll ruin him in another set of films. Give it a time. Just popping in to say hello to Moeller and Rag, found you guys recently through Moeller's TFA vids, currently catching up at EFAP 39. Oh well. You have quite the dread to go on, sir. But this would be a wonderful journey. Imagine having that many hours of EFAP to come. Oof. Have a sit down. So many events, so many wondrous occasions. The troopers name was John I Have No People. Oh, that was the one that helped Vader. John I Have No People, yeah. I hope he made it. F for Herbert. Down with the rebel Han Solo for killing such a sweet soul. Exactly, man. I don't think we'll ever recover from that. Oh, Han Solo's so cool. It's really cool when he killed Herbert, but okay. What did Herbert ever do to you? I guess some people just don't really understand Herbert's plight, which just makes me sad. In the old EU, Herbert's name is actually Moeller Mithiel. Really? What a coincidence, if true. That tie fighter pilot was named Mola Mithril, if I remember Legends Material, seriously? Wow. Really? I mean, like, wow. Two separate people say it. I feel like this subcreted's there. That's interesting. I'm gonna lie. Rags, have you heard of Deep Rock Galactic? It's a four-person co-op that combines cave exploration of Minecraft and the wave-based combat of Left 4 Dead. Everyone is also space dwarves. I have heard of it and I have heard that it's good. Herbert saved Ton Ton's while off duty. I'm just saying he's a good man, but... I suppose that doesn't matter with today's narratives. No. No. Ice 2, Chili Boogaloo. Yeah. You guys better get ready for Ice 2. It's coming. EFAP, like Rags Ruined Grandma. Oh, no. When did Azru and EFAP? Was I present for this? I do remember such an event. I'm not exaggerating when I say that the TIE Fighter pilot in the decanonized EU that saved Vader is codenamed Mola. Oh, my God. Wow. I guess it's true at this point. It would be unusual for that many people to guess that. Uh... Desino did a video on Doom sounds recently. Many of the imp and zombie sounds are actually modified camel noises. Cacodemon Death is a rollerblade. They told you guys. When you strangle a camel, you can get all kinds of noises. I know this for unrelated reasons than strangling camels, okay? Who are you? We're the camel stranglers. Yeah, it's a band. Bless you. An actual critique of the opening. Why is Luke one of the rebellion's best pilots on a patrol in the freezing wilderness when they have plenty of common soldiers? I don't see why Luke wouldn't volunteer for stuff like that. Yeah, I assume he'd be... because he's still really new to the rebellion, too. I could see him being like, I should be on patrol. I should have a unit. I should have, you know, XYZ. He wants to help. What would they have him do? Yeah, I mean, you say best pilots. Like, do they save him until piloting things happen? Like, I don't know. He's on a patrol. Unsol is one of the best pilots, too, and he's doing it. I think it's fine. Yeah. Who's to say that Obi-Wan didn't teach Luke some ways of the force, but sent him to Yoda to learn from a master and in person? Is there anything that suggests that Luke hasn't had contact with Obi-Wan in any way before he seizes Ghost in Empire since the end of New Hope? I don't know that there is. I'd have to check. Because if there isn't, then, yeah, you can easily reasonably infer that he could have taught him all kinds of things. By the way, I was actually fine with a new force hologram power Luke used in TLJ, but why did it kill him? Also hire Raihags. Oh, Raih. Raihags. It killed him because apparently it's a super duper duper duper duper hard thing to do. Only Snoke can start it up for two other people and Luke can only do it if he kills himself. That's the logic from what I understand. Oh, there's a gony and whale. This video should be called an unbridled tism. Oh, scathing. How will he ever recover? How will everybody recover? I couldn't get all three of them. Freakin' video games. Always messing with me. Chad Snow Monkey vs. Virgin Cliff Tits Milk Alien. True, the Chad monkey from the Snowlands. It's a pretty boss. The tit milker. It's Hilker. It's now my headcanon that Herbert is one of the clones that finds Vader on Mustafar. He saves Vader's life, helps him through the physical therapy of his new limbs in suit and forge an unbreakable friendship. I love the lore. Dude, he's so ready and willing to take that shot for Vader and Vader knows that he's gonna have to avenge the shadow. Why do you think Vader tortures Han Solo?  There's a lot going on behind the scenes that you guys just didn't pick up. Ghost Obi should have used force healing to save Luke. Plot hull.  Well, you see, force ghosts can use all of the force powers except healing, okay? They can't use healing. What sense would it make for them to be able to force heal? Nonsense.  The Forbidden