So today, Baldur's Gate 3 begins. Chat, we're not gonna show Nudity, I'm sorry. Type one of your over the age of 80. I didn't even say what yet, and you guys started to think one. It's just a game. Guys, my mom watches my stream sometimes, and I don't want her to see me with Nudity. It's weird. Ban your mom, she can still watch the stream. Also, I don't know if she has an account. Okay, I won't keep Nudity on, but I am running an ad. Every single time there is Nudity, every time, so that way my mom doesn't see it. Press any key to continue. Where's any key? Oh, you look excited to turn on Nudity. What do you mean? Was this the freeze frame? New game, long, shlong, Silver's Lobby.  These are the best settings. Wait a second, can we play on LAN because Grayson's on, because we're on the same LAN? I'm telling mom, no, chocolate. Don't tell mom, the frick. You ready, Gal? I'm ready, are you ready? Yeah, let's get it. Dude, McConnell, what's up, man? I hope you feel better.  I think, no, I'll play Paladin. Okay, let's see chat. Who am I gonna pick here? These are Origin characters? Are these like pre-made, level one fighter, level one cleric, sorcerer, barbarian? So how do I make a Paladin? Custom, okay. So go custom. Dude, so we played this in early access at the very beginning, and I think they didn't even have Paladins originally. So I think here we go custom, and then from here on, we go full-on everything. I mean, obviously we're going complete in total character immersion. No, no, no, no, no. Wait, what is a halfling and a gnome? They're like the same thing. Paladin, these nuts, this. Thank you. Teethling, drow. Race features, base racial speed can move nine meters per turn. Excuse me.  It's because my contacts are messing up. That's why I keep blinking. Halfling is like a hobbit. Okay, let's edit our appearance. Here we go chat. This is the complete in total. Ready? If you're going for complete in total, you should pick Dwarf to match your Earl Highter Kay. Where to next? Hmm. So I'm done. Let's hope the locals are friendly. Let's see which one matches the most. Hells. Hells. I think I just woke up down here. I think I just woke up down here. Be wary. Be wary. This place is trapped. This place is trapped. It's open. I wonder what's back there. It's open. I wonder what's back there. More of those wretched things. More of those wretched things. There's magic keeping this chest sealed. There's magic- I can feel its aura. There's magic keeping this chest sealed. I can feel its aura. Where to next? Where to next? There's magic keeping this chest sealed. There's magic keeping this chest sealed. I can feel its aura. Three? Okay, three is the best. Chat, the goal is always complete in total character immersion, okay? That's how you become the best at the game. What is the shape of my head? I think I have, they don't really have a lot of round heads. A lot of round faces. I'm done. I have a default penis. Esfand does this much extensive examination when he drafts players in Madden as well. No, I don't. Scared of girls and now scared of dicks. What are we going to do with you? I don't like the, it's unnecessary. Complete in total character immersion, chat. I was like, gonna download it. Sick. Oh, wait. Dude, maybe you can just play with us. Yeah, at this point. Okay. Edit character. Okay, how do I change my body type? Oh. Oh, no, did it reset? No, dude. Oh my gosh, after all that, did it reset? My gosh. Okay, now I'm a wizard in class. Oh my gosh, there's so much. Okay. That was the look of a man who got caught looking at something he shouldn't have been looking at. Dicks. He was looking at dicks. I was not. I was not. Where is Paladin? Paladin. Okay, Paladin. Subclass. Oath of the Ancients, Oath of the, Oath of the Vengeance. Yes. Vengeance. You have set aside even your own purity of right wrongs that deliver justice to those who've committed the most grievous sins. Actions andquisitors might. Subclass features, Oath of the Vengeance tenets. Background, wait, what is my background? Echolite? Insight and religion. You spend your life in service to a temple. Learning sacred rites and providing sacrifices to the gods or gods you worship. Serving the gods and discovering their sacred works will guide you to greatness. Entertainer.  Preserving art and bringing joy to the hapless and downtrodden hightens your charismatic aura. I don't think this helps Paladin, though. Noble. You are raised in a family among the social elite, accustomed to power and privilege, accumulating renowned power and light that will raise your status. Charlotte then criminal folk hero, animal handling. I feel like soldier. You're trained in battlefield tactics and combat. I think either acolyte, soldier, or entertainer.  Wait. Performance, entertain audiences and command the stage. Be a bully, threaten and induce fear. Bully, I'm not a bully. I'm literally the anti-bully. Wait, that's what a vengeance Paladin is. Abilities, 27 abilities, oh my gosh. Oh no, abilities are like stats. A sign plus two, bonus plus one. Wait, what is that? Do I need, okay, intelligence check? My God, Esfen, you would not believe what Dagoth can do with his mask, look. When I unveil my mask, I can make it look like an elephant. Specifically the African elephant with those huge ears. Constitution affects hit points. I think strength and charisma are the play, for sure. But can I drop some wisdom? Do I need wisdom? Cause I can drop two points of wisdom and put a one point in constitution. Wisdom helps with perception check. Aren't Paladins wisdom based? That's what I wanted to know, it's like wisdom, it says spell casting for clerics, druids, and rangers. It looks like Paladins don't have any like, but maybe I drop two wisdom for one con? Drop your dex, do I need dex? I think this looks good, 10 dex, 10 dex, 15 con, 17 strength, 15 charisma. Skill proficiencies, athletics plus five, religion, insight, intimidation. Wait, what? What did I remove? Religion, insight. Yo dude, look what a doorbell made. You want even numbers, not odd numbers. Well won't I get, well does this not go up the whole time? Intimidation, performance, persuasion. I feel like I need the Persian persuasion. Is that Ginny singing? Oh my goodness, how long has it been since you've been here? I think intimidation, persuasion, does anything else increase strength? Religion and insight. What if I just go with even more charisma? I can just keep stacking charisma. I go performance, four, and then persuasion right here. You see that? Plus two, plus two, and this is here. So why can't I go boom, boom? And then I go one point in religion. Why is religion intelligence instead of wisdom? So I have a religion, perception, and now I have persuasion. Do you have persuasion? My persuasion is negative one. Okay, so I should get perception. Or I should get persuasion, I mean. Yeah, I think that'd be good. What is your athletics? Plus five. Okay. McConnell, where are you at? I'm ready. Sick. Okay, I think I'm ready. Yeah, I'm ready as well. Chad, did I forget anything? You have high charisma as a paladin. You should do the talking for the group. What else is new? Okay, I'm proceeding. Okay, here it is, Chad. We finally did it. We finally got our character made of her Baldur's Gate. Dude, the character creation. The character creation for Baldur's Gate is kind of nuts, man. It's super in-depth. There's a ton of options for the actual appearances of the characters. And yeah, that's wild. But you need a guardian? Oh, what? Dude, I have, hold on, I have to make a, I have to make a guardian? Yeah. Is this like a girlfriend? I'm in my nudge. I'm not making the guy with a tail. Can I, can I make it like a homie? Does it have to be a girl? Confolk, you counted. Dude, half orcs are ugly. Hey, not to rush US fan, but Bracen's getting kind of antsy. He's like, he's kind of wanting to end the stream to go hang out with his girlfriends. Oh my God. What are you, what are you saying? Mcconnell? Dude, I'm so sorry, Grayson. You gotta go, you gotta go with a girl. No, I think Mcconnell. Hey, I do have a girlfriend, guys. Yeah, I do have a girlfriend. She's real, but I never said that. I think Mcconnell's getting antsy. Check the Vod. Really?  I can't check the Vod, it hasn't updated yet. So I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna take what Gray, or what Mcconnell said. Dude, I like, none of these women are attractive enough for me. You're lucky I'm not in this game. Or you'd forget all about your characters growing, which seems to be on your mind. Dude, my chat said to make the Guardian Ange, and I was just like, did you guys really just put me in this situation? Because whichever one I pick, it's gonna be like, you think I look like that? Yeah, true, true, true. It's just a lose. And it was at the moment when Esfand was faced with the task of creating a girl character, that he was stunlocked into oblivion for fear of the female form. Okay, I'm just gonna make somebody. Yeah, but if you did have it put a price on it, how much would you say she's worth for a day? Here's no price tag. She's, what's the word? What is the word when something has no money thing? It's worthless. It's worthless, right? Can't believe you just called your girlfriend worthless, bro. What? No, I didn't. No shot, no shot.  You actually just called your girlfriend. Dude, on the eve of your four year anniversary. I know, Jesus. That's crazy.  Well, we already knew that. That's crazy, dog. Dude, Mikono, what do you think of my guardian? Why does she have a beard? Oh, I thought it was cool. Or maybe that's the tickler. Listen, I'll be honest. I don't like beards on women. Sorry. Wow, that is a hot day. Sorry. Sorry, dude. This is not my thing. All right, we all ready? Can we play? Yeah, I'm good to go. You're not, because you got ready. There we go. Chad, are your speakers shaking? Oh, Frank! Wilhelm scream. I liked the Wilhelm scream. Yeah, I heard it. Don't refresh the stream. Apparently Twitch is broken. Don't refresh the stream. It's gonna, you can't watch. Beats to be a place. Hey, do we have Twitch? Can we turn on Twitch integration? The extension thing? I have the extension, but like, is there like in-game that I turn it on? I have no idea. Wait, do you guys see this right now? Oh, it's on. Okay, cool. Mine's on. Wait, come in the front. Oh, yeah, that's good. Oh, wait, you're tiny. Wait, hello, bro. Why are you so tiny? Oh, I didn't know you could adjust your height. Yeah, I found out later. Why are you so tiny, little guy? Wait, I didn't even know that you could. I'm just this tall, whatever. Oh, well. Yeah, it's not big deal. Yeah, there always gotta be a run to the group. Let's go. Oh, dude, I forgot how this works, where you move the camera, WSG. I forgot you move with WASD. Middle mouse button to rotate. Shameless, chat span, the white hard-os. Wait, you guys aren't at the top, are you? I ran forward, and then I got this cutscene.  Yeah, I didn't get a cutscene. Oh, you guys are here. I'm coming to you guys right now. It's just going on. Okay, maybe you guys will get the same one. I'll wait for somebody to get it. Oh, okay, so we do the dialogs together? I don't know, I saw your guys' answer there, though, right? Yeah. Dude, I feel like the audio's like effed. I couldn't even hear what she was saying. That's why I changed it. Okay, is the combat tutorial? Okay, I just hit the M. Wait, where are you guys? So, I picked up the scimitar. Oh, sick. So how this works is basically, we go and then we hit N-turn, right? Whenever, whenever. Oh, so Grayson, you still have movement. I'm just gonna enter. Who's controlling, who's controlling Lasal? Yeah, it might be controller. Oh, okay.  No, no, no. Okay, so I'm just gonna keep moving towards the imp. Okay, so we have all these attacks here. Dude, I'm like already half held. I think I like stepped on something. I'm gonna use that healing potion, I'm gonna end the turn. Okay. I thought you were the party leader. Yeah, I don't know, I don't know. I don't know how it works. I mean, I definitely made the game and you joined my game, right? Maybe it's because I'm the first one that interacted with her or something. Can you change who she's bound to? Oh, I can drag her. Wait, do you, I think you have her now, maybe. Wait, do I? I don't think I have her. Maybe, maybe you control her because you started the cutscene. Okay, so let's see, where do we go? We got restoration. Wait, if I click ungroup here, do I press this? Yeah, ungroup, hit ungroup. Oh, apparently, grouping might just be if they follow us around. We must go to the helm. Why the helm? Over the ship. You have to go into the menu to change it. People are saying in my chat. Can we just have her auto, auto play so we don't ease her? Like, I feel like that's interesting. Yeah, probably on the menu, maybe. I can only buy one, Baldur's three or Final Fantasy 16.  I'm grouping her so she follows us because when you don't group her, it makes her not follow you. Oh, yeah, you can do it. But if you go to your menu as a fan, I'm pretty sure you can change it. Bionic energy radiates from the prisoners. Okay, McConnell's turn. Just hit McConnell. Oh, yeah, did you?  I was just trying to slash him, bro.  I wanna let me control him. Oh, what the heck? Oh, it's my turn. Okay, so I'm gonna come in here. I'm gonna backbreaker this guy. Hell, yeah. Sick. Then I'm gonna shove him. I wonder if it makes sense to hold on to your... Like, if it makes sense to retain your points. And you have, like, interrupt points or something? Is that a thing? I have no idea. Okay. I'm gonna look for a latch that might go... I'm gonna look for a latch. Construction is too alien. Nothing looks familiar. I'm gonna go look around. They did something to it when they sealed me in. Hurry! Hey! Uh... Wait, are we ready?  Let's go. Yeah, I did. I'm trying to find out how to open this. I think it... Back, back. What is that, backpack, now? Already in use. Your bag. Okay. Okay, so there's gotta be some kind of switch. Maybe on this one. Oh, maybe all three of us have to hit this thing. Oh, push. Yeah, yeah, click it, click it. So, oh, there's three of them. Do we hit it at the same time? Maybe we hit them at the same time. Yeah, is that what... Maybe we have to do that. Yeah, so I guess we're just waiting on, uh... We can have McConnell. But what if it's wrong? Let's keep looking. Let's keep looking for other stuff. All right, I... Reign jar. Restoration, what's this? Okay, so... I feel... That's... Do we all press this thing at the same time? Did you click this restoration thing? What the... This just gives us HBs? Yeah, here it is. So, listen, listen. There's something we have to plug into this to free the lady. So... Is it this guy? It's a touch of the thing, the console. Oh, yeah. The console appears dormant. Look for a switch. The mechanisms are completely unrecognizable at first. But then you spy an empty socket. Okay, so we should just leave the socket, right? Leave's tools. Okay, we don't have that. All right, attack this brain char. No, don't go that way. Don't go that way. Okay. So I wonder what we can... It said we could just hit the socket, but what I'm worried about is like we hit it and break it and she's stuck there forever.  Are you just leaving her? You want to save her? Yeah, oh wait, gold key. Yeah, we can go back and save her. Look at this. Place your hand on the console. We're not stuck on the tutorial. We're just getting, we're just getting going.  Oh, she just died. Oh, what the heck? She turned into a monster. Huh?  Yeah, but I wasn't trying to. I was trying to find, I was trying to click on stuff to find the thing to plug into the socket. All right, let's do it. Does that screw, does that screw up our play through? Choices are choices. We've made them. Mindfully our pod. Wait a second. I don't think this is the same. No, no, this isn't the same girl. This is another girl, right? Oh wait. Yeah, she did look different. Oh no, no, no, it's a different girl. It's a different girl. Look, McConnell. All right, so we're good, we're good. Okay, so what loot do you guys have? Do you guys have anything on you? I have a scroll and pots. That's it. Do you guys have anything that's like a key or anything like that? I have a gold key I just found. Oh, okay. Try that. Can you try it on this? I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it. Wait, what did you do? Maybe he got a gold key. Why don't we look at our bags? That bottom right by where it's like an turn, like to the left of that a bit, it shows what's in there. Yeah. So McConnell, do you have a gold key too? I think she wants out. Call me crazy. I think she wants out. Well, I have this gold key, but I don't know what to do with it.  Yeah, but I'm worried to... Here, I'm gonna... I'll touch it. Let's not let me touch it again. We didn't try all pressing this thing at the same time. Yeah, I did it, guys. Did you do it with the key? Yeah, I got it. Wait, what did you have to do? I inserted by a key and then just passed a skill check.  All right, let's go this way. I was crazy once they put me in a rubber room.  A rubber room with gold keys? Right here, it says where the objective is. Do you guys want to go this way? Her gratitude is mixed with weariness, because you have a gift with dangerous company. Uh, you got a problem? All the gifts have a problem with everyone else, but there's more important matters right now. Survive them. Let me come with you. See, everybody wobble. We can get off this ship and watch each other's backs along the way. See, all right then, let's get it going on this hand. All right then, let's get going. I'm S-Fant. One moment. Wait, is that what it said? Yeah. I'm S-Fant for you. What's that, a smile? Did you fancy her? Is it time to spare? No. Lead the way. Apparently, somebody thinks that there's a problem with saves if you have cross saves in hand. And I turned on cross saves. Save successful. I turned it on to it. Just said save successful would be good. Yeah, mine's good too. Okay. Uh...  Wait, what happened? Oh, whoops. I turned the helm. One or more players tonight are across. Oh, yes, I'm pressing yes. Oh, okay, I'm hitting yes now. All right. Yeah. Oh, wait. Yo, you're on fire. Dude, I was sitting in the fire.  I was running for it. Fire's bad, bro. Fire is bad. Hey, McConnell, where are you? Join dialogue for McConnell. Hey, join dialogue for McConnell. Shit.  Dude, I wish you would force join dialogue when we're playing together, though. Yeah, just say it if you ever get a dialogue. It's just straight. Hey, what is on your face? Let me get told as a person. I need his sword. I need his sword. Well, I need it, too. Is it personal loot? I need to deal some punishment.  What? It's fandom standing in stuff. Name them all. I comic you. I'd better take a beat. Flashback, but Trio, and more cheats. Is there a way to put her on auto? She is legit all the way back here. More stand in my way. I just moved her up a bit. OK, I just moved up. That's all I did. My points. OK, in turn.  Yeah, but maybe Commander's out. He's level eight. How are we going to? I dodged him. Wait, am I controlling you, Grayson?  Oh, no, I didn't. Dude, you only did three damage. And he's 20. Yeah, yeah, I did not.  All right, I'm going to guiding bolt with her. Miss. No, I'm controlling her. You're controlling her? I'm controlling her. Really, is that all? Yeah. No, no, shadow heart. No, you're controlling shadow heart, OK. OK, I'm still running forward. Why is she all the way there? OK, I'm ending turn. Grayson, you still have points, by the way, if you want to. Dude, I feel like he's just going to own us. I think if we're up in his face, it's a bad idea. Look, 12 damage to him. He's going to one-shot us. I need the sword. I'm breathing despite everything. No, I need the sword. Are you saying we're going all in? I mean, I have big dam here. OK. Uh. OK. Oh, divine sense. We gain attack rolls. Yeah, I was going to do that next. I guess I'll engage on it, and then I'm going to go. So this is turn-based, but it's not really. It's kind of turn-based. OK, I wonder if I can give a buff with shadow heart, sacred flame, engulfs the target, and a flame light radiance. Guidance, the target gains 1d4 bonus to ability checks. Maybe I should give that to one of us. But then again, her radiant damage. Oh, that's a. Here, let's just see. OK. I really hope we're not going to just get home here. Gracie, you still have points to use, by the way. And it's not my turn right now. No, it is. Now it's my turn. Heck, it's all of our turn at the same time. I'm getting behind him. Oh my gosh, dude, we're doing no damage, though. He's two-thirds gone. Sacred flame. No far away. Ranged attack. Dude, we're doing no damage. It's so bad. I got a ranged attack on him. Miss. Dude, the animations are sick, though. Yeah, I'm sure this will get a lot more fluid once we just play it a little bit. I'm just worried I'm going to accidentally slash one of us. Well, just don't do that. All right. Image, man. I just hope that if he decides to attack us instead of that guy, then we're, like, owned. Wait, lay on hands. I have an ability called lay on hands. All right, we can rail him. OK, I'm going to do weakening strike on him to try and reduce his OZ as weak grip now. OK, so with weak grip, OK, weak grip makes him do less damage. That's good. Yeah, it has disadvantage on attack rolls and strength saving throws. He's also dazed, so he has disadvantage on wisdom saving throws and can't take reactions and lose dexterity bonus on armor class. And he's bleeding. Can you heal the mind flare? Oh, yeah. That's a good idea. Time to push my luck again. Oh, he's super low. Ready. I can't on this turn. I'll do it. I'll do lay on hands on the next turn. He's so low. We shouldn't both. Do you have lay on hands? Yeah, I do. All right, I'm going to lay on hands him. All right, I'm just going big damage. Lay on hands. Grado healing on the mind flare. I didn't really help very much. Is there an area you know how by the end turn you can see how much you can move? Is there one that shows you how many attacks, things you have left or now? You just need to stay focused. What do you mean? Like how many abilities I can do kind of a thing. I know it says I can do two as a fighter and shit, and so some of them cost one and some cost two. Either like racing, you sell points left or whatever. Lay on hands is way too overpowered as an ability. And we'll be back with new scarring day within party situations. Also, please never forget your class success. True, thanks a lot, Kat. True. Don't be crude on me. Oh, frick, I'm sorry. I thought I had an entrance. Yeah, dude, I feel like I feel like our heal is worthless. OK, damn. Yeah, she has 82. They have 82 HP, by the way. Wait, what? Are we going to lose? Oh, wait, dude, reach the transporter before the Nautilus crashes. Die to turn to remaining.  OK, you guys can do damn right right now. I mean, not really. Dude, I feel like we need to go for the weapon, though. That's maybe. Yeah, we're going to die. Well, if we die, we'll just try it again. Like we might have a full commit. You know what I mean? Hey, all right. I think we full commit this deal. Hey, look at this 2 HP. We can rail him. There's a chance, right? Like, dude, I actually think if we know what we're doing, we can actually kill him. You sure this guy's going to one shot us? But I feel like we shouldn't have healed that guy, for example, right? Because we both used our attack on that turn on the heal, and then he died on the next hit anyway, you know? She died.  Downed, if a member of your party is zero, they're downed as a state between life and death. On three situations, if I'm stable, on three failures, they die. OK. Nintendo. Oh my gosh. Wait, knock them over. I'm going to dip my weapon, whatever this is. Wait a second, I just got an idea. Maybe what we should have done is kited him to where we need to go. Because, and he would probably have, oh, no, no, because the other guy would have. He would have had aggro, so we can't do that. Dude, if we die here, I really want to try again. I think we can kill him and get the gear. You realize only one person gets the gear, right? Yeah, but it makes our whole group stronger. Yeah, I think of us as like one character, you know? Oh, bro, I'm dead. They must not be dead. Bro, we are sort of, we are 82 HP. Yeah, we're FDFs. Can we, can we peace out? No, it's too late. We might as well, we might as well commit and just hopefully see if we can. What happens when he dies? Yeah, if we can, yeah. Right? Pick up an item or creature and use it to make a melee attack. Oh my gosh, I clicked the wrong guy. Dude, damn it, dude, I did like 10 damage too. You're not supposed to be able to fight him.  That's why we're trying to kill him. Yo, do you guys have posters of healing on you? As well? Yeah, but the healing, our healing's before us. Oh, posters of healing. Yeah. I used mine earlier. I wasted mine. Slow down. Okay, well, I'm dead. All right, well, I'll join you guys, me and dad. Dude, I feel like, I feel like we can do it. Okay, I think that's fine. Oh guys, that was, that's Baldur's, gate three boys. Yeah, that was Baldur's gate three. No, no, no, dude, I think we can do this. Yeah? Like, are you guys in? I mean, I'm down to ascend it again. I mean, we're right here already. Seems like we just respawn here. Here, do you want me to control Lazyll? Sure. Okay, I'm gone, are you ready? To rest. Wait, so you know how to do it now? You did it? Yeah. Do you control her now? Let's all get up to the door at once. Yeah, make sure Lazyll's at the door. Look at her back there. She was all the way in the back. I had to drag her all the way up. Reposition. When does it start it? Like, when you get? As soon as you go in. As soon as you go in. Yeah. I am not here to change it. Make yourself useful. You guys ready? I'm ready. Yeah, let's do it. Okay, here we go. Oh, bro, we're like the Avengers. Do it. Okay. So, here's what I think we do. I think we need to book it to, well, you can kill him on the way, I guess. Why? Yeah, we can kill these on the way for sure, I think.  That works, that works. Wait, why is S-Fan, why is S-Fan's shadow heart not able to be controlled? Wait, why is there separate turns? You're under the turn, yeah, but S-Fan has his own turn. Did you see that? Oh, it was initiative. Now we're all together? Oh, no. Oh, okay, so we're always on different roll. Okay. No, Chad, I literally, I can't control all three. I will assist. On this turn, it's Lazyll, Grayson, and McConnell.  When I go. By the way, you can dash to him. You have a move called dash, which makes it so you can go further. Oh, really? Let's move through. Yes, it's the move with the wing. Oh, and I guess, okay, so we do that and in turn we can't attack, right? Yes. Cool. That's good to know. Like, if you hit behind, does it like, make it so they can't miss and stuff like that? I'm not sure. I'm gonna see if I can make him bleed. Make him bleed. Yeah, that's what I just tried to do, but I missed, but I hit before. Two to seven. There's no normal range. 13 turns remain. I mean, real estate, he's at two thirds HP almost. Dude, I really, yeah, I think we can do this. Just pop him up. Oh, damn. Okay, sorry, I'm trying to. Min-max my points here. Can't wait to play this on the deck. If two players are surrounding an enemy from front and back or side to side, they become vulnerable. Guy Logan, negative, negative, 41 men. Saving roles on your attacks. Somebody get behind him. I'll get behind him. Okay, now I also have protected creature from attacks, shield of faith. I'm gonna cast this on the mind flare and then guiding bolt on him. Oh, 14 damage. That hit hard. That was big. That missed last time and I didn't get another chance. Okay, so I armored the mind flare. Do you think it's good? Maybe we should just take out that thing back there. I'm gonna weaken his grab. MMR or whatever. Or Liza. Yeah. Yeah, I'll do that. The last grand. Yeah. You're right. So what I should do is I should divine sense one of you guys, I think. I'm gonna divine sense you. It gives an advantage on attack roles against celestial fiends and undead. I think that's what this is. Okay, I'll do a big boy hit. Yeah, so yeah, I gave that to you and then I'll end turn. So you can get behind him.  Oh, that's good. That's so big, dude. All right, I'm behind him. Sure. All right, let's see what this does. Not that big, five. I can hit again then. God damn. A lot of miss, man. A lot of miss, damn, dude. This guy's tough. Yeah. Oh, okay, he's kind of getting on. We have 12 turns. We have five turns. Just buff the mind flare and keep him alive. Six, okay, that percentage is the chance to hit, right? Is that what that is, that percentage when you scroll over him? I think so. Where do you guys see this percentage? I hover over him, I don't see it. Could you get that, yeah.  And you have a 1D4 bonus to ability checks. I'm gonna try and knock him prone. Nice. Okay, so I think he's done. Maybe I can f him up. Oh, wait, divine sense is for me. I can give you inquisitors' mind. I'm gonna cast inquisitors' mind on you. You get two radiant damage bonus, Grayson. All right, yeah, dude, I think that's how it works. We gotta keep bumping each other and trying to. We gotta keep the mind flare alive though. Keep the mind flare alive if we can. All right, let's see how hard this hits. Okay, yeah, he's dazed. He's pretty low, at least. Yeah, dude, I actually think we're gonna pull this off, man. I think we're owning. This is where they all come. Oh, yeah. This is where we get a bunch start coming. And they don't stop coming and they don't. Okay, I'm gonna go for the days. Damn it. What's your hit percent on that? It was like 40 or 50, I can't remember. 40% is what mine is. Dude, dude, what's your name? Lazel keeps missing everything, man. We just have missed like five in a row. This is bad. Yeah, dude, we started out really good. Oh, yes. 21, 21, 21. Dude, big. Okay, here's what I think we do. We just need like two abilities to hit. Three, baby. 40% is that guidance helping the 1D4 bonus to ability checks? I have no idea. Does that just give me higher hit, basically? Are now. Yeah. But I thought I'd cast it. But that would be if I'm getting hit. Can I only cast this on one target at a time? I did have it on me. I looked at my box. I had two box on me. Yeah, but you don't have it now. Do you have it now? No, buff. So I wonder if I should do that or if I should use her to kill the other. I feel like I should I should kill the other targets. I think you just kill him. I think we just send it on him right now. OK. Because we still have pods. Yeah, true. But he might also one shot us. Oh, my gosh, one damage. One. Let's go. Come on, good stuff. I'm glad we saved her. Nice, Mekong, dodge that. Wait, guidance is not for combat. What's an ability check? Yeah, that's like mage. Mage, I think, maybe kind of thing. Is that what it is? Miss. Can I shove him? What happens if I shove him? Why? Does it stun him or does it just move him? No. Why would you do that? I mean, we can just walk over to him. It doesn't matter. We can just walk over to him.  Well, also, maybe he still has aggro on the other guys. So now he has to move. We got to just bank on us, not missing these next few. Yeah. Oh, God, they're here. Don't dash, don't dash. Let's dash. Is it dash? Oh, is there a campion? I don't know. That's an enemy. Mine player is getting low. Mine's got two hits. Can you heal him? No, no, no, we shouldn't heal him. We shouldn't heal him. Because if we want to heal him, me and McConnell both lose one turn to heal him.  I mean, it would save us an extra turn. But if we both myth, you know, it's like an RNG thing. Like, if we heal him, we should both heal him. You both lose it. Oh, you're. I think he's way more powerful than us. Oh, what's he at now? 17? All right, let's miss. Classic. Oh, damn. Saved. Oh, my gosh. OK. We could technically, if we get lucky enough, we could technically kill him here on the next round. He's at 13 health. Oh, he's at eight. OK, so this is basically our chance. By the holy gods, do not miss. I'm just going, oh, yes, huge, huge, huge, huge, huge.  Yes, dude. Hell yeah. OK. Where's our level at? I see level one fighter. So, so let's eat. Do you drop the loot? The Everburn Blade. I should have the damage for sure. You looted it already? No, no, I'm looking at it. Is this, is it bind on pickup or anything, or can we trade it? You cannot trade. OK, so we should roll for it.  Wait, you can trade? Looting and combat? We got to run. OK, we can trade it. I think, well, we can eat. What are these, these other ones have 80 HP that are right by us, right? No, no, we should just run. OK. Because we have to go in eight turns. Loot it. Yeah, I'm just going to loot it now.  No, no, no, no, no, no. Which way, which way we're running? Make sure you loot it first before you start a cutscene. No, I didn't, I didn't. You looted it. Yeah, yeah, I have a burn blade. Shadow Horror has it. Apparently, you can freely pass items around. Yeah, they're saying you can trade. Send it to your player character. How do we, how do we do that? Oh my gosh. We have to get out in seven attempts, by the way. We should literally just run. Where is the exit is close, though. It's right here, right? Yeah, it's that gold thing on the map. I'm pretty sure that transponder thing. OK. Oh, lasel is low. It's OK, we're going to rez you. All right, I think you rez whenever we move on. Right? Is that how it works? I think this mindflayer is going to tank for us. We can rez him. You have a rez thing? As far as the scroll? Yeah, I'm going to do this first, though. OK. Scroll of brevity. Oh, nice. I'm maxed when your target is blocked. What do you mean target is blocked? Is it target is blocked? Maybe is it line of sight? Maybe it's because people are around him. That's what it means. OK. Well, she's in trouble now. Critical miss. Sick. Can I heal you? OK, I lay on hands you. Now we got to book it. Can we even have to rez him? That seems weird. I don't know. I don't know. No one fell. I mean, maybe I made a mistake. Click the panel and we see what happens, OK? I'm going to just click it. OK. I think we're telling him. Baldur's Gate, let's go. I just got this. Dude, what if it just left us and you went? You sure did. I sure did. If we die and somebody else continues, then we're good, right? Block just knocked me out of the plane. Conals at least. Conals still on the plane, bro. Yeah, really? As you wake, the tadpole squirms in your skull. Other than the infection, you're more or less intact. A miracle given everything you've been through, but it'll all be for nothing if you don't find help soon. The tadpole is a death sentence, and the clock is ticking. You made a cure. OK. Did you get that sword, big dog? Yeah, yeah, I got it. Damage does that sword do? My best fort of f***ing is it, insane. This does 6 to 19 damage. So it's pretty solid. It's a two-handed, though. That sounds perfect for me. I mean, I'm a fighter, actually, so I'm like a warrior. I do the big damage. I don't do the spell, like, to get that pellet into you. Yeah, but I mean, we also do good damage with two-handers. Yeah, but you guys are more good with your spells and wizard stuff. We can level up. Go to your character screen, and there's the level up button. Oh, I see it. Do we get a big health upgrade? Spell slot? Oh, that is a huge health upgrade. Yeah, what the heck?  What the heck? Choice is pending. Oh, bro, my spell I got immediately gained an extra action to use. I get an extra thing, one turn. Yeah. Great weapon fighting. When you roll a one or two on a damage dive, we're going to attack with a two-handed melee weapon.  See, that's great for using a two-hander. Like, you know, the one we just got. So we're talking about the distribution of who's getting the loot. I mean, I could get great weapons. Well, let's just say this first, OK? I think, you know, two-handed sword probably should be the tallest people here. Did me as tainted on that. At the very least. I'm sick. I should get it. I pull burrows and burrows, and I can't remove it. But thankfully, that's exactly what I want. Well, you know, yes. You know, here's the thing about being sick. Like, you can't perform your best.  No, it means I need extra help because I'm sick. No, you're not. You're fine. You're not that bad. What is a little strep throat, right? Well, you could do a pole in your chats. OK, here's what we can do. I think we do a roll. Also, we can just, they're not, the item doesn't bind.  That'll happen. Well, I would do it. Here, here, let's just, here. Yeah, I mean, just here, just everybody can use it. Here, I gave it to McConnell. Yeah, let's just all, let's just share swords. We'll just share it. It's fine, right? It's a big sword. Well, hey, what's your guy's armor class? Hey, when's it my turn to use the sword? Oh, stop complaining. Mine's 15. 15? What about you, Grayson? My what? What's your armor class on your chest? On my chest, where do I see that? Items? Where do you see that at? Just scroll over your chest on your inventory. And what are you saying, mine's 14 armor class, medium armor, scale, scale, mail, medium armor. So this is, OK, there's a chest piece that dropped, but it's not an upgrade for any of us. It's only 14.  Maybe you just instantly ended your turn. Dude, that weapon looks sick. Dude, the weapon looks so good. That was so worth. Dude, when you were saying to hover over your chest, I was hovering over my literal model's chest, my character model. Hey, let's move forward. Are we like, oh? Dude, oh my gosh, imagine if I looted the, imagine if I looted the, if I looted that sword and not traded it. Oh wait, where's Shadowheart? There she is. What are you doing? Oh my gosh, I forgot to hit continue on my food to order. Thanks. Thank you for the concern. Speaking of, seems like we're the lucky ones. I like how it shows our scheme icons and how we select it. So it might just show the picture in George Bush. Remember the ship? I remember falling, then nothing. We consider calling her a friend. Looks like she ran off without us. Bad friend. First things first, we need supplies, shelter, and most of all, a healer. We might have escaped, but we still have these little monsters in our heads. Esfand, you're trying to leave her? Yeah, I mean. But what if she had a thing in her hands that I tried to take? OK, I'll say we, we want to stay together. It was shiny. OK, bye bye. And we both know what's at stake. Can't think of better company. All right, bye. Yeah, I was just kind of like, OK. I mean, I'm down to ditch her. Should we ditch her?  Thank you again.  Affiring her. Oh, so I'm good here. If there's a run right past my pod. No one will know but us. Right? I'll remember that. Yeah, actually. Lead the way. But we did save her. I mean, can she hang with the boys? I don't know. Dude, she's pretty strong. She had some pretty strong buffs on her. Yeah, but what if we're stronger without her? Oh, you see that thing? You can level her up, Esfand. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.  Yo, is that a good looking hat like on? Whatever it is, save it for now. Yeah.  Back, back. There must be a supplement nearby. You see what I just alluded? Have shuttle hard, old Grayson, to see who gets to stay in the party. If Grayson wins, kick him out anyway. Suspension of Murgras, a wooden barrel. Oh, gold. There's gold in these barrels. Thieves, tools. Eat those, get those. Dead fisher. He's got gold and fish. Do these have weight attached to them? Like, if we can only have cinnamon in a wing? That's a good question. Oh, weight you can carry, OK. Look, in a like devourer, it's a brain. Hey, look, McConnell, look at this. It's a brain. You can pick stuff up and throw it. I just looted a whole barrel somehow.  Nice miss. I wasn't trying to hit him. I was trying to show it to him. Look, Grayson, look at this. What the? Let me see if I can open this. Oh, my God, what? I think it might be lost. I don't know. Yeah, I think we've got to go another way. Well, maybe we can use the thieves tools. Hold on, I'm going to show you.  Whoa, what? Move, move, move. Wait, hold on. I want to see if I can use these thieves tools. Oh, good idea. Oh, wait, hold on. Did you do it? Dexterity check. Difficulty class 20. Oh, my gosh, never mind. What's your cheer? Try and try and throw it, yeah. All right, call me crazy, but maybe we go to this thing over here that's going on. What's your dexterity at? The ruins.    OK, I'm coming. I'm right behind you, right behind you. It's all right. Oh, my gosh, there's so many of these brains, dude, headcrabs. It's going to be lethal. Oh, see, I have her now. Is there a way you can get her as fan? Not until I think. OK. Damn. Holy, dude, honestly. Watch this. Nice. 13. God damn. That's crazy. Dude, honestly, yeah, McConnell, you should like not attack people low on low on hill. You're just going to one shot them. Damn, actually, that actually was bad. Take you. You guys feel like looting is kind of annoying? Yeah, it is, actually. How it is? Like just hovering over it, it's not like fluid. Intense combat games over hypes. No, dude, you guys just don't know it. Like if you just don't like this genre of game, it's just that simple.  This game's over hypes. It's like, no, no. Like you just don't. Yeah, it's more about the story. Yeah, you don't. You just don't. You don't hurt yourself. Well, it's just like they just don't like it, right? Like other people like it, but you don't. That's OK. Like you don't like turn-based games. That's fine. But this is like a true like turn-based, like RPG, D&D elements. Like it's sick. If you like that stuff, it's really good. Sorry. Something's in there.  You should just sit and look. All right. No, we're not doing that. I'm just rocking. I'm just rocking the default. So. Grayson, what's your class? Fighter.  There's a sacred bore here. The sacred bore. Bro, do you see what's happening to me? No. Oh, you're in a cutscene.  He asked me to help kill this thing.  And now he put me to the ground and has a knife to my throat. Wait, hold on. I'm coming. I'm coming.  Add a bonus. Do I want to add bonus? Oh, wait, I remember this from the early access. What is happening? All right, I successfully pushed him off. That was so awkward. I saw you on the ship strutting about whilst I was trapped in that pod. What did you and those tentacle freaks do to me? You talk. I can. You're mind twists. You're looking out of unfamiliar eyes. Do you want to try and play this? This guy just wants to fight, dude. You try to hold the memory. I don't know how much longer Grayson is going to play Grayson McCall are going to play. You should join after they leave. What's going on? Yo, you guys are picking these as well, right? Yeah. You guys have seen stuff as well? I'll say I have no idea. Yeah, I'm going to do. Can you see me and McCall's answers? I see yours right now. Yeah. Whatever they did, whatever they put in us just created a connection. They took you too. I saw it during whatever just happened. And to think, I was ready to decorate the ground with your innards. Apologies. A kindred spirit. My name's Astarian. I was in Baldur's Gate when those beasts snatched me. Astarian, Baldur's Gate when they snatched you. We don't. We clearly move in different circles. He said the name. Do you know anything about these worms? No. Of that much we can be certain, these worms are already affecting me. I can feel it. Now, what to do about it? Uh, travel together? Attempting. But your party seems a little crowded right now. I'd like to have my space. You're welcome at my camp. Should we keep him? I feel like this guy's getting us shady, dude.  Good thing he's sticking with the herd. Isn't a bad idea. Safety in numbers. Flirting with this guy on accident? And I hate to turn down an invitation. All right. Maybe I'll see you there. Good luck. Bro, I think I just asked him to sleep with me. I'm not even trolling. That's not good. Is asking him saying he can stay at my camp? Is that what that means? Um, yeah. But like, it's not like a weird thing. He tried to kill Grayson. That sounds like a reason to bet him to stay on this place. Are you going down south? Yeah, I feel like... Oh my gosh, I'm just stepping in the fire. End of the day, open rest menu, initiate long rest. What's the rest menu? Possessing your mind. My bad, I didn't already got you. Forcing you to love it. But then the feeling slips. The creature's mind seems to focus elsewhere. Nice. Your mind's fuse. Blasting for something just gone. Dude, we're smart. That's a high roll, Macon. Thank you. The dinner's grip claws back with a vengeance. A vice locking your mind into obedience. It needs sustenance to survive. And with your very body, you can provide. Wisdom check, wisdom check. Oh, we got this easy. Easy. Nice. What does the dice go to in this, 20? Yeah. It's like the standard, uh... D&D? Yeah. The monster lies exhausted, defeated. Its eyes, wet, orange pearls, radiate malice. Close those eyes forever. Oh, frick. Jesus, that guy got mixed squished. Death is too good for me.  Damn, okay. Oh, dang, we can teleport.  So where's the... I said something about a rest menu earlier, and I don't know where to find it. Okay, I just teleported over here on accident. Wait, what? Oh, wait, I'm looking at Shadowheart. Wait, what am I doing? Where am I? What the heck? Do you guys want to go back, or should we just keep exploring over here? Um, I feel like we need to keep exploring. Oh, look at this portal. I found a portal. Ancient sigil circle. Approach the sigil on the stone. Magic glitters and swirls from it erratically as if malfunctioning. It looks slightly dangerous. Touch the sigil. I'm touching the sigil. Anyone? What the heck? There's a dude here. Guys, come to me, come to me. Yeah, I'm watching. I'm gonna strength check. Yeah, I'm gonna go for the strength check. Wait, what's this do?  Oh, oh, sit. Oh, my gosh. No way. Bro. No. And I have the bonus. That was with the bonus, dude. What's gonna happen, bro? Dude, does he die or something? Come on. Tell him about the call. Dude, is that even trying? Oh, I get another roll. I get another roll. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 12. Oh, my gosh, dude. Oh, 12 this time. No, that's fine. You got it. The odds are in your favor. 60% odds. Oh, plus three, plus three. Easy. Easy. Nice. Huge. Come on, coach. The water deep. Apologies. Gale of water deep. I feel like the way you look at your character looks at people as a fan. A bit shocked. What? Like, it's like...  What do you mean? A little too friendly. Yeah, that's something, bro. You see that?  What do you mean? That's normal. That's how he looks. That's how I look at people.  All right, just looking at him. Like, that's how I look at everybody. All right, all right. Uh... Smolder. Yeah, nice smolder. I can only assume you two were on the receiving end of a rather unwelcome insertion in the oculary job. It's not your business. Gotcha. Private. Nothing to do with me. Yeah. And yet, if we indulge in the hypothetical for a moment... Not flirting with him. ...you speak of this parasite. Are you aware that after a period of excruciating gestation, it will turn us into mind flayers? It's a process known as Cereomorphosis. And let me assure you, it is to be avoided. Oh, that's what happened to that girl. You don't happen to be a cleric by any chance, do you? A doctor? A surgeon? Uncannily adroit with a knitting needle? Bro, Europeans are so fucking... They just know so many words. You know why? It's because they have to learn them. Like, we just, like... We're most certainly going to need a healer and soon, too. How about we lend each other a helping hand once more and look for a healer together? Like, we, like, we just kind of, like, you know what I mean? Like, we just know how to speak American. But, like, they have to learn how to speak American. You know, so they learn more words. They learn the words that nobody uses. Tamara. Oh. Okay, I invited this guy. Is that cool? Oh, Grace is not even paying attention. Yes, I am. Are you kidding me? I think I'm paying attention more than both of you. I mean, I saw the way Espen was looking at this guy. Yeah, it looked good. Ain't surprised you invited him. Ain't surprised you invited him to tag along. I'm just saying. Bro. Must have been here a while. This way, this way. Oh, did we kill him? Wait, what the heck?  Should we, though? All right, I got it. I'm going to calm down. Nah. It escapes. How will you? Oh, a guest. Your skull pounds in response to the prisoner's white hot stare. Her lips don't move. Yet you hear her voice. Get rid of him. A pounding deception. Ooh. Okay. Here we go. You have to roll a 10. Okay, this is a... Big money, big money, big money. Eight or better? Yeah, eight. True, true, true. Let's roll. Okay. Yep, this is a 60% chance. Meats it, meats it. Here we go. Ooh, big money. That's pretty good. He's right. Let's go. We need to check out that blast. Uh, a blast. I could use more sensitivity. He didn't hear it. Shook, I'll count good. So we came for a look. Persuasion, I'm in dire need of healing. Where's this camp? Oh, here we go. Roll it again. Oh, oh. Oh, easy. It's automatic. I wish I knew about this. Yeah, that is so easy. Northwest, look for Nettie. Whatever you're wound, she can mend it. And be careful. There are goblin traps everywhere. Nymessa, come.  Enough gawking. Get me down. I'm not gawking. This is how I look at everybody. Never. Okay, so, so what is it? What is the idea of like breaking your own? Well, here's a short. Come here, Grayson. Come back, Grayson. Go to you. Come back. Oh, I'm right next to you. Question. She says I have question with her. Grayson. There's a short bow on the ground here. Can you pick it up and shoot her down? Yes. The atrocities we are becoming. It's right here. Release me and I will show it. I'm coming. Press all. Press all. I don't see anything. I'm pressing all. Now shoot her down. Oh, Grayson. Grayson has that bow. Okay, not bad. No, don't shoot her. Shoot her down. Not shoot her. Nice. Be careless with your weapon. Let us hope the tadpole has not scrambled all your senses. And the longer we wait, the more... My people possess the cure for this infection. I must find a crash. You will join me. Uh... She obviously sees your kindness as weakness. Don't let her take advantage. What is a crash? It is many things. A hatchery. A training grounds. A shelter. The tricky protocol is clear. When infected with a gait tadpole, we must report to Augustel for purification. She said we already had a cure. A pity that. I made an offer and you accepted.   Yeah, she's just obnoxious, dude. Um... I feel like we should, like, utilize her though. I mean...  Dismiss your weakest, warrior. Why do all the characters have bedroom eyes? What does that mean? Like they just woke up? But heed my words. The horned ones mentioned a camp. One there, this Zoru, has seen Githyanki. A crash must be near. I must interrogate this Zoru. Our very lives depend on it. I will be at your camp. Do not keep me waiting. Okay, dude, honestly, this...  I only shot her with my longbow on accident, bro. She had armor on, whoop-de-doo. I... dude, I don't know why it won't let me... I want to control Shadowheart. You need to level her up. Okay. Uh-oh, hold on, hold on. Oh, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, sorry. Hey, let's... She's serious. Let's heal her. What to do. Okay, I leveled her up. Okay. That's at the edge of... Wait, maybe you can get her. I ungroup her. Can you group with her now? Maybe right-click and group? Or something? I don't know. However you did it last time. Well, let me... I don't have the escape menu. The escape menu doesn't work for me anymore. So what did you do last time? I had to escape and I went to session. Okay, and then what? And then... Okay, there you go. You have her now. Wait, so you, you own the session now? I don't know. Somehow I got control of her. I think it's just because I... I don't think I own the session. I think I just owned her. Uh, whatever. What was that so hard to say? Uh, it wasn't hard to say. I just been up a while. What is that made of weird? Okay. Oh, oh, cutscene. What's this thing? Trying to creep around us and loot the crypt? Not happening. Or is it the ship you're after? Don't matter either way. It's ours. Fuck, is there a way to check my stats?  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have plus two charisma for the bottom three? Oh, bro, you have plus four for the second one. I think we do ballad and intimidation. Right? Selfish, cured, there might be survivors. We could. I'm down for intimidation and if not we just kick their ass, right? Probably. You have plus two on intimidation as well. Yeah, I kind of want to fight. I like the fighting though. I'm voting for five. Okay, here we go. McConnell's roll, Shat. They're intimidated as hell. Nice dude. Oh man, they're intimidated.  What is this? Well, it's that sword, McConnell. In that case, come on you lot. No point in getting killed. Second worm gets the cheese and all. Second mouse gets the cheese, no? Nobody's getting any damn cheese. Now move it. You're welcome guys. Yeah, that was that one. Thank you so much. Bro, somehow I just pick up a whole bed. These are my wares, nice. Oh my gosh. McConnell is so fast at looting. It's crazy. Dude, I feel like we're playing PUBG again. Yeah. Oh, like a bed. All right, this door is locked. Does anyone have these tools? Yeah, but I don't think these tools work. Wait. No, it works on this one. It works on this one actually. Does it work? I have one. It said these tools. McConnell, McConnell, did you do it? It said deception successful. Nice. Good job. You're dead. I feel bad. Sometimes we're asking McConnell questions and he's not responding. It's because Jay is stripper. It's probably like coughing or something. He is migrated. Oh, we're in combat. This is PvP hard, whatever. Oh, wait. This is a bad guy right here. Where's Shadowheart?  Dude, Shadowheart's just dicking around and the other, oh my gosh, Shadowheart. He's controlling her. Oh, that's you, I think. Bro, where is she even at? Okay, she, I mean, I just took control of her. If you click her portrait, you can take control of her. It didn't, it wasn't letting me. I'm entangled in binds. Dude, I wish I had like some kind of range like judgment or something. Okay. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. All right. Yeah, you keep getting that guy.  Good job, guys. I dashed for the loot. I right clicked and tried to loot like insta. I see it for a millisecond and it's gone. Ask me, see if you can click her name right now with her portrait on the left. Shadowheart, what happens when you left click it? It just takes me over there but it doesn't let me control her. Do it, do it now. Sorry. Bill. Yeah. Why can't I just, guys, why can't I do this? Are you, are you getting the session? Oh, okay, do it now, do it now, do it now, do it now. I did it, I did it. My face will guide me. Did it work? Yeah. Right sec. I don't know, I wonder why I changed the session host to you, for me. I think it's because I interacted with her after the cut scenes first. So I think it's just like, I control her to like put it to someone else. Is gifting subs broken for you guys? Can someone test it saying there's an error? Check, guys, I think the 100 gifted subs button is broken. Can somebody check it? See if it works. Extension hasn't received game data. I won't let me hit escape. I won't let me get to the menu. I don't know. Any gifters wide, hard to. Any gifters wide, hard to. Thanks man, thank you for the five gifted. Thank you man. Thank you so much, dude. Any gifters wide, hard to. Any gifters wide, hard to. Look at what? Look at. Thank you for the 100 gifted subs.  It works. It works.  Dude, I said, I just see, I just see subs go crazy. I said, I said, I thought the, the 100 gifted. I said the 100 gifted subs thing is broken. People are saying the 100 gifted subs button is broken. So he tested it. I asked somebody to test it.  Dude, log in. Thank you so much, man. I think my donation fund is broken. Where do I go from here? Thank you for the 100 gifted subs. Thank you so much. Actual jackass debated. No, he knew. Okay. Wevin, thank you for the 56 months. Thank you, Wevin. I just saw that.   Critical miss. This dude's just running. Dude, you missed twice in a row on him? Yeah. I'm lucky. How could you do this to me, Esmin? I'll never financially recover. Unbelievable. Thank you, man. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Unbelievable. Thank you, man. Thank you, log out. You open in this door? How does it open? Oh, I know what to do. Full metal cooking in the prime. We got you at first. Oh, ballsy at gamer. What's up, Lily Boer? Dude, I wish if we were a certain distance away, it'd give us extra movement. Well, you can dash. Wait, am I blocking the doorway? Yeah. Oh my. I can't even catch my breath. Dude, I'm sorry. That's a. I can't move. It's not my turn. I was able to squeeze by a little bit. Can you move at all? No, I can't. It's not my turn. Guys, you have a dash action. You have to use your dash action.  I know, but when it was your turn, use your dash action to catch up. That's what I did. Dude, we're in a choke point. They're just going to blow up this door. No, we can make it past. Zoom in. Zoom in and move. You can move fast. Dude, now Grayson is blocking the door. No, no, no. You can move fast. I'm a skinny guy. No, no, no. I can't.   No, it literally doesn't let me. No, I got through. I got by you. Oh, wait. Hold on. We can jump. All right. Now she's walking the door. Imparotipi. Imparotipi. Okay. So I'm going to now jump.  Dude, I'm just. Can't reach destination. Swift as my feet can carry me. Oh, there you go. Nice.  Dip a weapon into a service to alter the service or enhance the weapon. If you're dueling it, dip both weapons.  Maybe. Nice. Okay. Oh, okay. So I can dip my weapon in this fire. Maybe. Oh, that's kind of sick. All right. Right. Watch this. Miss. Okay. Bro. All right. All right. Thank you, Bob's gaspan. Thank you, dude.  Dude, McConnell. That was sick. I know. What was that? Just a little something I picked up. Is that a skill or an item? Is that a skill or an item? Item. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I'm dead. Dude, she just railed us. Bro, am I up? Wait, look at my guy. If you do one, if you heal even one HP, it gets us up. Okay. So here's what I will do. Heal a creature you can touch. Heal a creature you can see. Okay. So I'm going to heal. I'm going to res McConnell. Because he can also res. Oh my gosh. I can heal both of you. Dude, Shadowheart is OP. Okay. I wonder if there's anything else I want to do with her. In turn. Who did the big fire? Was it Barton? It was, uh, yeah. Um, okay.   I'm just getting railed. Um, here. Do you have radiant might inquisitors might on you right now? Me? Yeah. No. I wonder if I should cast it on you. Because you have the big weapon, you know. I'll cast inquisitors might on you. And then I'm going to incursive smash him. That's a lady.  Okay. Whenever you're near a creature or an enemy, if you move away from them, like out of their attack range, you can get attack of opportunity. They take an opportunity to attack you as you move away from them. Okay. Okay. So. So it's like an interrupt interrupt chance, basically. No, it's like, if you guys are together. And you're trying to move away. They're going to take an attack of opportunity, which is like a free hit on you. Is it guaranteed? No. But you don't want to take it. Wait. So, um, where's the take a rest one? How do you take a rest? You just intern? Uh, I don't know.  Oh, whatever. It's okay. Attack him. Attack him. Yeah, you have to attack him now because you're in range. Yeah, I could go back and hit her.  Oh, damn. He's dead. Huge, okay. What are you mocking me for? I'm telling you to attack him.  I'm not crying. I'm just telling you to attack. All right, you're just bitching. I am bitching. This shoves you down. You get grumpy at 14 hours.  I shoved myself.  You can shove, you know what I mean? Attack opportunity, okay? I see what you're saying. It's not an interrupt. It's an automatic attack. Okay, I understand now. Guys, Grayson's bullying a sick man. Yeah, what the hell, Grayson?  I'm just, hey guys, it's the 14 hours, bro. It's the 14 hours. Oh, no, that's fine. I can make excuses, too, for being mean to the ill. That's the thing about me. I love excuses. Grayson hates the ill.  All right. Do you guys want to go for a Tortuga? I'm going for Barton. Okay, okay. Oh, frick. Okay. I thought you were going to one shot him. Oh, no, I can kill him now. Oh my gosh, she has the same. Hold on. Watch this. Here, get him, McConnell. Look at that, dude. Where are you freaking? Oh.  That was so funny. Nice. Okay. Sick, dude. Dude, I actually, dude, I love stuff like this, man. Yeah, I honestly, I like this game. Oh, dude. I hope she reserves those impulses for any common foes. Um, we should get to know each other a little more. So that's to say you'd like to pry a little. Oh, they're both in dialogue. You do seem like a type, I must say. Were we in two separate dialogues? Oh, no, it just shows you two dialogues, because I guess you wouldn't like her. Click on the dialogue so you join them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, is she flirting with me? Looking for connection. It's every man for himself, and you're looking to make friends. Admirable, I suppose. Or desperate. I'm not quite sure. Desperate. Uh, you're not the judge of character he's supposed to be. Oh, I think you'll find that I am. Knowing what makes people tick is a skill of mine. If you want something from a person you need to know when and where to squeeze. Smelly. Oh, look at him. There he is. Smelly. I saw that. Smelly. I saw that smelly. Thank you, dude. Thanks, Melly. I saw that too. Thank you, man. Um, you're deflecting. I want to know about you. And I've revealed all I'm waiting to, at least for now. I feel like she's flirting, and I'm like trying to ask her like, hey, like what's your deal? You just said we should get to know each other more. Yeah, but like, I'm like, hey, what's the deal? And then she thinks like, she's like being flirty about it. It's the eyes, bro. It's the eyes you give them. Dude, this is how I look at everybody. You got like the smolder. Mmm. There's no story. None that you're entitled to hear, anyway. Just forget you ever saw it. So are we supposed to like peace out on some of them every now and then? Sort of a thing? I guess up to us, but... I guess. You haven't gone all that far yet. What are you referring to exactly? I think it's pretty cool you're doing a 24-hour stream, Grayson. You think so? That's what you said you were doing. I've only heard you say I was doing that there. You must have thought about it at least once. Are you guys in this cutscene with me? It's not? Yeah. Oh, okay, it's not showing you guys dialogue. Oh, I'm just watching you pick. Oh, okay. Because I think we give what we think and then you pick the selection. No matter what. Okay. What will you do if we actually manage to remove the tadpoles? We go our separate ways, of course. The ties that bind would be well and truly severed. Where would you go? If you must know, Baldur's Gate. And before you ask, no. I'm not telling you what I'm doing there or who I'm meeting or anything else. These strangers are so mean. You're keeping something back. You pride too much. Any further and you'll regret it. Understand? So sassy. How am I holding up to your estimations? You're not the kind of company I'd keep willingly. But all things considerate.   You'll do. Hey, my mom says that about me. And I haven't forgotten that you saved my life aboard the Nautoloid. Perhaps I'll be able to return the favor at some point. Does this controller work? Okay. That's my paladin. What's on your mind? Wait. And I haven't forgotten that you... Okay, so we should leave? Okay. Something the matter. If you're sure.  If you're sure. Actually, no, stay with me. I don't know. I don't know what the hell... Okay, I don't know what's going on. Dude, these guys didn't drop any loot. That's crazy. Is there a way to just reach NHP right now? I think we can rest, but I don't know how to do it. On the right side, at the bottom, there's this camp and resting menu next to the hourglass. You don't recognize the language on the plaque. It's English. Iron candle bum. So you clicked the short rest thing just now, S-Fan? Uh, I don't even know where it is. Oh, camp and resting menu. I literally scrolled over it. All you said day, you can restore 50% of your hit points. Okay, so I'm going to short rest now. Oh, that's the whole camp? Yeah, it gives all of us it. Okay. Well, uh... I'm in the secret area. What's that? Can we go to the secret area? He's up north. Oh, it's in her name. I went through the door. Nope, other way, Gray. This one? Nope. The one that we didn't go through. The one that we didn't go through? Not the one that we came from, right? The one that was locked to the right. There you go. Well, you're right or am I right? It's right there. Where I am, I think. Right? Can I call this one? Yes. Dude, we should, uh... I'm on a screen share. This place wasn't built for the living. I need S-Fan. Okay. He went crazy. He did. Hi, what's up, Nico? Welcome to the stream, dude. Nico or Nico? What's up with the stream, guys? Chad, if you're new here, type 1. Yeah, we're playing with McConnell. I think the 100 sub-button isn't working again. Yeah, Chad, is the 100 sub-button working? Let's have a look. Oh, no! This place wasn't built for the living. Where do we go? I think we just... Oh, I found a door. Let's wait for McConnell. I don't want to... Oh, I gotta get my food. Okay, ready? I'm here. I'm ready. Be wary. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, careful where you walk. Vent, no trap disarmed. Okay, you see that vent? That thing over here? S-Fan, don't walk over it. Is S-Fan here? Uh... Did you click that button? Oh, bro. McConch! S-Fan? S-Fan? We ran into a problem. We're dead. That's a pep dub. Yeah, that's... Man, they really booby-trapped this sucker. It's still going. That is a pep dub. Well, at least... Oh, my God! Bro, this is... I honestly... Bro, do you see my... Our bodies, McConnell? Our bodies are... Look at our bodies. I see it. Yo, what the hell? Yo, we ran into a situation, dog. Wait, oh my... What happened? I went away with my food. Look, it's about to blow us up again. Look at this. We're dead, dog. What is happening? Look, we're turned to ash. Do you see us? Oh, dude, you're literally charged. We hit a booby trap. I don't know what to do. Here, maybe we gotta... Can you rest us from here? Click that button, please. Dude, my POV of it is so funny, dude. It's so... It's so funny. You literally just see the corner. You just see, like, through the door. Okay, okay, let me see if we can... Yeah, let me come as you go.  Dude, that's so funny. Okay. I'm sorry.  Wait, I don't have any lay-on-hands charges. I think we might have to go back to the camp, then. Wait, why does she... I think we have to time it. Okay, you see that vent thing? Don't run on top of that, either. Okay, the flames come out to here. So I'm gonna come here, and then I'm gonna scroll by. It's gonna boom, bro. Dude, dude, dude. You gotta get out. You gotta get out. Yo, I'm... No, Grayson! That was my only one. You rest me right when it went boom? Yeah, dude, why'd you accept? I can't accept, bro. Okay, well... No trap disarm toolkit available. Figure it out. You just locked the door on yourself, dawg. No, no, it's okay. Wait, did I just take damage opening the door? Come on, can I long rest? Nah, you were just on fire. Dude... I think we got a long rest. I think it's a wrap, dude. Hold on, hold on. Do you have a scroll of resurrection? Wait, can we actually just lose? I do have one, but I'm dead. Okay, so here's what you need to do. Can I ping? How do you ping? Okay, so... I need to come stand right here... now. I'm gonna res you, and you need to run back right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Run, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry. I instant now, instant stuff. Wait, maybe you have to disarm the booby trap. I can't. Just get in there, man. Just go in there. I don't think... I don't think I can. What are you scared of? It says no trap, so I'm toolkit. See, I'm just taking damage. So McConnell pushed the button. You see at the middle pillar, there's a button. I think maybe you have to hit that, but I think you did. Maybe you can jump there and push the button. Dude, actually... Did it happen when you pushed the button, McConnell? I can't remember. You're in a dialogue.  What is this, man? What is this? Turn to other matters, okay. Okay, okay, okay. Shadow Hearts. I'm gonna jump... Help you res. All right, all right. So it's Z to jump, right? Okay, so I'm gonna go... at the end of the explosion, run to the corner. Jump here. Okay, it didn't work. Yeah, it didn't work. Well... McConnell... It's like... deathbed. Oh, frick. Okay, so I think we just... we don't push that button, guys. I just tried to click and drag like Starforge. Starcraft. Oh my gosh. Great game, great game. Great game, Starforge. Better take a look. This place wasn't built for the living. Are you pressing the button again? What are you doing? Perception failed. Dude, imagine... God just runs in there and does the exact same thing. I know. Are you pressing it and running? You scare me, bro. Why are you not saying nothing? It's like you're trying to get me in there. It's safe. You're like a manga sussie, bro. It's safe. Don't do it. Don't do it. He's doing it, he's doing it. I'm out, I'm out. No, he's not. Oh, I'm coming. I'll make sure he doesn't do it. I'm coming. All right, all right.  Faggots. Okay, over here. Watch how you go. What did you click? The button. Guys, I was pronouncing that... He obviously was not trying to say that. Yeah. 16 hours. I'm gonna be honest. That's how I pronounce it, dude.  Looking at those words together. Yeah, no, it's not.  Yeah, man, I can't pronounce things. Jesus. Read a book, bro. Wait. How did you even activate this? I'm trying to activate it. He clicked the button. He clicked the button in the middle. What button? There's no button. It's the button by the thing. Why do you want to activate it, dude? I want to learn. What about this thing?  She just said press on. Okay. Should we short rest? I think we short rest this. I'll deal with that one later. Oh, so you can do two short rests every time you go back to camp, it replenishes. Got it. Are you getting this? Damn. Okay, so how do I do this with my thieves' tools? McConnell? Lockpick. Oh, right click, lockpick. I need to roll a 15. Grayson, what's your... What's your dexterity? 15. But I have plus two, so I have 17. Wait, so you should try and unlock this. All right. Hold on, let me give you the thieves' tools. So if I give you the thieves' tools and Grayson... There you go. Okay, go ahead. Right click in the lockpick. Where is it at? Do I already have it? Okay. 20. Dude, I have to roll a 15. Oh, I was a 15 too. Whatever. Frick. Is there a... You can buff me, right? You can buff me. Oh, wait, yeah. Guidance? I'm guidancein' you. See if that works. Okay. I don't have the tools now. Oh my gosh, the tools broke. Oh my god. I sent you some. Okay. No way. Okay. What are your roll bonuses? Do I go again? One more? Do I have the thing on me still? Do I still have guidance? Let me see, let me see. Examine. Yeah, you still have it. I do, I do. Do you have any more... to your rolls? Beads tool. Dexterity plus two, and then guidance.  You have massive bonuses. This is just Omega Unlucky. Yeah. Oh my gosh. You have up to six bonus. Wait, did we get it? You basically have a three to six bonus. Oh my. 14 needed... 15. We don't have these goals anymore.  So what are we going to do now? Do we just reload it? Yeah, are we good? We're right there. Is there nothing... Is there no other... Chargery saves gum? Attack does zero damage. Yeah, I saw that at the zero. Early end pulling a paladin. I can't believe you made me play a paladin classic. Dude, what do you mean? You made me think that show was going to be good. That was good in PvP. Paladin was good in PvP. I told you it wasn't good in PvE. But you could do it. No, you know what else though? Part of it was your guilt. You got no loot. Swift as my feet can carry me. They gave you like no gear. I'll go this way. That's true. Because like it doesn't do that good at damage in PvE like to begin with, but then like they didn't give you stuff and they'd give gear to people that like they played like four hours a week. The hunter, you know that? Yeah, that's dog man. Because it has stamina or PvP ranking. What's a eel high on everything? I'm going to see what I can do. Because he was ranking. Because I had the extra stamina. But in PvP, that's good. That's all I care about.  I think you have to get her again, maybe. Oh, is she following me? Dude, you know it's funny, even I didn't get an Ash Gandhi in classic. I gave mine up. I had dibs on it and I gave it up. Alright, should I try it or do I have the same as you guys? Like, chance. Because I was getting Hannah Rags soon. I don't know, I sent you the tools. Okay, cast guidance on me as fan. Uh, I'm guiding, I'm guiding. One second. Guidance on Jeralt. Let's go. Alright, let's go. Come on. A 15, come on. Dude, this line of screwdriver is amazing, by the way. 16! Before anything. Let's go. 21. Alright. This is where we started. Ah, that's the door we first went in. Interesting. Oh, my goodness. What's on this door? Where are you guys? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, I feel like, I feel like a wasted key. Wait, we did kind of waste the key. Yeah. One key we wasted. Bro, this is up here. This one has HP. Maybe we can hit this one down. Can we attack this one? Oh, you did, you did. Nice. Let's go. Yeah, we broke this door down. We broke this door dash.  Dude, I'm obsessed with this line of screwdriver. I'm like HDMI-ing out. About what? About this line of screwdriver. What is that? Like a Phillips screwdriver? Yeah, the line is Tech Tips Screwdrivers. Uh-oh. Oops. Wait, hold on, I'm coming. Did you guys die again? No battle. Oh my gosh, okay, hold on. It's God's here. I appreciate art. Dang, dude, I just miss all the time. Uh, hello? I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming. Dank Crypt. Wait, you guys broke the door? Yes. Hell yeah. So I guess confirm that we can't do that. Initiative 3. Okay, I'm in the battle now. Hey, this one on me is almost dead. Okay, I'm just dashing into the fight here. I will. Okay. Actually, sick. A hero. I just wanted to... Oh, why are you just thinking about the 54 months? Thank you, dude. I did, it was a good time, dude. Oh my gosh. Dude, her movement is so bad. Some can't move as far as others, huh? Wait, what does her say? Mine's 9. When I hover over the bar thing. The circle bar. Oh my gosh. I got so lucky there. Okay, I'm going to hit this guy. Oh yeah, as fan, you can attach her to you so she follows you around outside of them. Can you do that already? Oh my gosh. We should be able to kill this guy. Oh wait. Wait, I have a ray of frost reduced movement. What is this? Okay, I'm in turn. I wonder if I should... Here, I'm going to go for this one over here because... Oh wow. Hell yeah. Because of that? Yeah, because of that. So this cone, it's like the cone of silence. Damn. I need to hold on. Um... Your funnel's 1 HP, by the way. You have pots or heals? Either of you? Uh, I... Can I heal myself? Oh dude, do you know what we should have done? Because we were close to the camp. I'm here. Oh, whoops. Did you just heal me? Yeah, that's my bad. Um, it's fine. It's fine. Oh wait, can she not heal?  She did. Dude, come on man. I think you're dead, bro. No, S-fans 1 HP. Dude, I'm so dead right here. I'm so dead. You better get ray of frosted. Look at him, look at him. Oh my gosh. My turn, a potion of healing. Nice. I'm going to give him the backbreaker. Not enough movement. Don't waste the step.  I'm getting owned by the ray of frost. Here, I'm going to block. So she doesn't hit me. Where is our XP bar? Do you see it anywhere? No, I don't see XP. You know what, I'm kind of surprised by it. I don't have any weapons here. I feel like we would have had new weapons at this point, right? Oh, in the inventory. Yeah, press I to see your XP. Explore the ruins. Should we go to camp? I think we need to do a long rest. I think McConnell has probably a lot of stuff in his bags too. Can you sell them at camp? I don't know. McConnell, are you down for a long rest? Sure. I mean, how do we fully export this place, actually? We have a meta. Oh my god. I just triggered a boss. I just triggered a boss. I just triggered a boss. I just triggered a boss. That's the classic McCon running off right here. Don't we have a shortcut to the ruins? Because we unlocked that door? I just triggered a boss. Yeah, we're here. He's nice. Oh, wait, what is that, though, bro? What do you have to roll? It's probably not the same as those that last slain. If that is what they'll ask us, we'll tell answer my question. No, McConnell, no. McConnell, are you really want to? Aren't we low? Just talk to him a little first. You know, marinate him a bit. The way he talks to me, he's just like, he's like, it's not a bad idea. The way he talks reminds me of the DLC boss in Dark Souls Three. Frida, Sister Frida? Again, what is the worth of a single... The cadence of how he was speaking reminded me that, the thing she says when you die. You're going to give him the Paladin talk, bro? I'm curious by what standards thou shalt judge. Very well. That's man, the 500 Gifted Sub button isn't working? on my bed is he giving us something I can somebody check if the 500 give us up on my face we will see each other again at the proper time and place farewell dude we dodged a bullet there here let's just say a long rest go to camp yeah okay okay camp general tutorial oh Gail is here Gail is here ass Daryon is here and we clean up good lads and we need to talk to people look cutscene cutscene go to hell nothing nothing I'm just poorly making a point go to hell an everyday expression so trivial it's almost meaningless but we've seen hell it's real it isn't trivial wash the flames in silence devils dragons mind flayers needs to be abstracts pictures on a piece of paper what a difference a day makes now we have turd poles slithering through our heads like carnivorous feet high that's not abstract we'll find someone who can help us that's the spirit let's be up with the lark find a healer before the we won gets hungry we won we won the twitch integration should be grazing do you have your twitch integration on no I don't think it works there was something where it's like I don't know like you had to do it before you went live or something it said but I still added it you don't talk about I thought it was in the game what yeah like it's a the twitch extension right that's what you're talking about yeah I don't know where to set it in the game though someone said in your chat it does work they said it was on for me in my chat to what were you two talking about are we calling it here I mean I'm down for whatever you guys want to do what do you want to call it here my con I'm cool calling it all right I should probably sleep soon too okay so so here's how we need to figure this out how does it work if I want to keep playing I think you're gonna basically we're gonna be like NPCs for you is what's gonna it's gonna be like but then you guys miss out on the game yeah it's all good but like there already are they're not oh yeah there are emcees yeah you could also make another character and play solo maybe because we're not far super far into it maybe you could get to this part maybe maybe yeah maybe I just played twice and we could just like yeah because I mean the story will be different right it doesn't it yeah chat is a story it's all like depending on what you say yeah I can make different yeah I can make different decisions mm-hmm I imagine the story changes so much also maybe Bonnie Bonnie mentioned she wanted to play maybe we could even do a duo with Bonnie I'm in this cut scene I see I'd be careful with Gail he's a wizard all they care about his power would you shadow heart doesn't trust you seem reliable I think you know how important it is that we find someone who can cure us best if we focus on that it's late we can talk about you could do a double save I think you can double save and you as fan can go off on his own you could do that if you want to apparently all right dude feel better soon on I think I should I should go play on a separate save I should go yeah apparently you could yeah you could do a solo but someone was saying you could make two saves and then just play one of the saves twice now dismember you cut if that makes sense yeah well this is good too cuz I'll be gone for a while I mean you'll be gone for two days I'll be gone for three days I won't be gone I'll be out of town right and then McConnell six maybe McConnell feel better and yeah we'll be good I feel like we all kind of know what's going on kind of how to play a bit more yeah all right you know what else maybe no money is coming to visit baby no money loves games like this if I was like Diablo that so maybe maybe no money would be better than everything too so yeah maybe maybe you could both this is a fourth or something if you want to step in yeah all right GGs dude I actually I actually really like this game honestly I feel like this game as like a lot of a it's a lot of content in it it's super it's super good I think especially in a group well I guess it depends because you could you could play it solo too well but like I I like I think even solo it's great solo and group like I think just in general it's just a good like good cut yeah it was this is a stream all right see you dude all right GGs you later I chat make sure go follow grace and chat usually streams whenever I'm asleep okay so here's what we're gonna do chat step one cut a hole in the box step two I'm gonna keep playing but I'm gonna go to the main menu yeah oh Grayson thanks for the raid that was fun playing dude yeah so we should we should keep our we should keep this safe file going either early in the days or or later in the evenings see if we had a tape see if the podcast room was ready and we had four PCs at a table and we had a LAN Baldur's Gate that would be sick