which one's worse I really don't like to do this but I cannot answer this question I don't know I don't think I can either they're both so terrible the fucking thing is flipping upside it like it doesn't know yeah it is 50-50 it is neck and neck folks oh shit like we are 223 to 222 and now it's just it's 50-50 man it's just neck and neck this is an auto finish I'm still going to argue then for the Rise of Skywalker because the level of bullcrap is on a new level there was a lot of bullcrap in The Last Jedi but this one legitimately has crap like people not being able to figure out which way is up we're hang hang on it's not like TLJ didn't have stupid shit as well like oh we can't catch up to them because they're smaller than us it's true we can't shoot forwards yeah and they've established that TIE fighters have hyperspace so hyperdrives the three TIE fighters together destroy the haggar and the bridge that they just go home for no reason it's like you have thousands I don't want to call it this but could it be that like if you'd really try and figure out every element how bad all of it it's like they kind of just level out as equally bad I mean if this poll concludes within the margin of error like if they're within a percentage or two of each other I'm just going to call it and say they're both we're just going to say officially from EFAP they're both equally shit it seems like this is EFAP chat's vote right so this is what they're saying pretty nuts yeah vote people I'm going to stick with chat on this one though I'm going to agree with you guys the difference is like within 5 vote like this is neck and neck I think that once I've got a lot more time to spend with Rise of Skywalker I might be able to have an answer but for now we just we thrashed that movie just now like it's not like like are you guys hard prepared for how bad it is yet you haven't really absorbed it it's like I don't know we just went through every single seed and talked about how awful everything is there's definitely stuff that we missed definitely like that we missed like someone just said they brought back the emperor it's way worse it's like they killed Luke's character in TLJ they made him a cowardly idiot like it's this is what it means it's hard oh yeah um which movie yeah I'm only seeing Rise of Skywalker yeah like if it's within like you know three to five percent well up to five percent I should be like it's pretty much undecided from um I like the chat it's actually having a back and forth it's like TLJ is worse hold over over R.S. is derivative of TLJ it's a train wreck attempt at correction and it's it's tough you forgot about Chewie getting his medal from Maz Kanatra out of nowhere oh yeah that was like a really funny meal oh yeah that's right we're at 800 votes and it's 50-50 still 800 votes I got 590 on my one oh I refreshed mine it froze for a moment but yeah we're at I mean it is oh my goodness yeah I mean it's within like five it's basically tied and we're at 330 votes now it's that's nuts they're flying now oh my god do you guys all find this fascinating I do it's amazing this is it was incredible this is art right here how bad it was 850 votes and it's locked in at 50-50 it's literally like holy shit like I just looked up and it was tied at 427 so it's like man I just oh my god I think I'm just we're just going to call it as a tie an official beef up tie I think we can leave it up obviously I just think it's fair to say it's a tie yeah I will say as well yeah I think the comedy was better in Rise of Skywalker than the Lost Jedi but again we're looking at all these different aspects where like I said I think the plot is just a bit stronger in Lost Jedi I think the world is just a bit stronger in Rise of Skywalker I think the characters it's really hard to pick but I probably would go with Rise of Skywalker for characters well yeah you can't lose if you don't play right though there's people being stupid like that's the best we got while in Lost Jedi they are completely beyond out of character um wow perfectly balanced that's that pie charts going into a meme sorry I guess we'll stop we'll stop like considering it once it hits a thousand votes I guess completely off topic and I saw something on Twitter universal notifies theaters cats is being updated with improved visual effects or what improved visual effects improved visual effects oh that'll save it yeah hang on what's being updated with improved visual effects the movie cats oh dear we're gonna we're gonna effap movies cats oh yes we are oh fuck do we move on to the most inconsistent character now yes well I was just gonna say we let me post this one more time to get us over a thousand I guess and then we will be welcome well no I'm just curious to get it over and see what we're looking at and it looks like multiple times no it prevents or it's supposed to prevent you from doing that anyway it does IP duplication checking but that's so much trouble it'll probably keep people away from it alright home stretch everybody your boy some of us keep changing their IP address so they could stand for the rise of Skywalker it looks as if last Jedi is like trying to get some form of a lead here alright it looks like it's still so damn close at one thousand and two votes it's only twenty of a difference by the looks of things yeah it shows here 18 vote difference at one thousand votes so it's it is neck and neck refresh you might get more numbers I'm looking at one thousand sixty votes and it's about a thirty difference yeah last Jedi is pulled ahead by a percent so still tied pretty close but yeah I think we can conclude as far as you can see right now we don't know we don't know so here's the thing I think that this is a poll that we should make in a month let it let all the info come out let people think about it let it get not be on the forefront of people's minds really think about it because I know when I walked out of the theater for a TLJ I was confused and we all pretty much like the Force Awakens once it came out so give it a little time give it a month give it a couple weeks and then we'll I'd be curious to see this poll again and see if any of the sides really take a strong lead which moves us on to the next discussion which is who is the most inconsistent character now what I'll do is we'll each choose and then make our augments I guess and then we can make a public poll for it oh hang on are we allowed to change our votes I thought we had to hold you can ignore the ones you went for originally because we didn't even see the film at that point you can just compare them to that I know that's why we're gonna do it correctly so I guess we'll start what do you think was the most inconsistent character everyone should we go down the list yes give me one second I'm just gonna prepare the post it I think we should offer some arguments because if people are gonna say Hux I don't know I wanna say that he was consistent in his hatred for Kylo that's what justified the inconsistent part for me is how much of an idiot he is being in terms of like risking everything to not even directly hurt Kylo he was always an idiot though that's consistently he's been an idiot since TLJ so it's consistent with TLJ I'll give you that he wasn't like a complete buffoon in TFA and then his allegiance just swaps or how long has he kept it I mean it's fucking weird how long has he been a mole he's a contender I think can we all agree that Finn is not a contender Finn's not a contender Poe I would say Poe is not a contender is Luke on the list? yes so the list is Finn Poe, Luke, Rey, Hux, Han, Leia, Chewbacca, R2-D2, C-3PO and Barbu Frick Luke is a contender massive backflip with this movie because of the middle finger to Ryan Jumpson and the last movie it is repairs done to Luke so I feel like what we're doing is we're picking the character that JJ is using as a cudgel to beat Ryan with what is our criteria exactly do you think what should we say it is inconsistent with TLJ or inconsistent with TLJ and TFA I'm gonna say TLJ and TFA it needs to be with this whatever we know about them TLJ and the last the last Skywalker and TLJ I would say I think we shouldn't discount any inconsistency that made them better in this movie that we liked still it needs to count so Luke is a contender what would our biggest examples be of how he's a contender a Jedi's weapon should be treated with respect you gotta go out there, you gotta get off the island make a mistake so that's inconsistent with TLJ but could that arguably be consistent with everything up to TFA that seems more Luke like to me with the original trilogy how do we judge it him secluding himself on the island was established in the Force Awakens we didn't get the reason and that's why TFA always survived criticism because we don't know why he did it then and obviously Ryan has changed a lot and then JJ has don't you think it tells you something that the first thing he says is like yeah that was stupid like we do with that also everything else I did in that movie was stupid it's like okay first thing he does is a slap in the face to Ryan so I guess my question is how do we judge this if he's in line with X but not in line with Y when we're trying to judge the whole of it well if this is something that what we're doing is strange it is strange I don't even know if I can answer that so my vote personally is Ray and my evidence would be that she's like kind of losing a shit in this movie for no reason she's like suddenly deciding that oh my god like I am evil I am gonna fuck up I'm gonna blah blah blah literally had no value changes just decided that this is the movie where it all comes to your head you're shockingly perfect and it feels like the film is forcing her to have conflict in herself from nowhere because it's the finale we gotta do it and also does her parentage swap does that count as an inconsistency of her character oh yeah that's interesting parentage used to be it didn't matter from TFA then it was nobody in TLJ and now it's Palpatine extremely important now it's the most powerful force user outside of Attica depending on how you sort of judge it so yeah I heard a weird thing go ahead I don't mean to detract us but just on the note of that I heard that it's established somewhere in one of the comics that Palpatine was the one who created Anakin that he made he manipulated the midi-chlorians to make Anakin have you guys heard that rumor? I've seen a screenshot something that I've heard for a while so if okay so Shmi, Anakin's father would be Palpatine then depends how it works biologically yeah so if that's the case I mean Anakin's kids are Luke and Leia and Leia's son is Kylo Ren and Kylo and Rey kissed and if Palpatine's granddaughter is Rey then what's the relationship between Kylo and Rey because they're like totally related are they cousins or second cousins as a result? the thing is making a force baby I don't know how it works I'm not a doctor or is Rey Kylo his auntie? is that what it is? would that make would that put Rey higher in the family tree than Kylo? so would that make Rey Kylo's um this is confusing and people are saying aunt and nephew so Rey would be Kylo's aunt? I guess so but hang on is it confirmed that Palpatine made Anakin? oh my god this is what Leia meant when she said it's about family oh my god she was trying to warn us and now she's dead? oh my god that Star Wars girl in the chat said Rey and Leia are cousins Rey and Leia are cousins oh my goodness their parents would have been brothers or sisters for that to be the case my brain is melting right now I'd wait too many beers for that shit process? couple of people have sent me that there's been a poll for this already the whole idea is that we present all the arguments and then do the poll yeah and then we're gonna do another poll in like a couple weeks or a month after it's kind of been fresh in our mind because lord knows I know my opinion generally changes I don't know if this one will I don't know if this one will get better with age I think as we discover more and more issues with it it'll be like TLJ where it gets worse and worse as time goes on I think um it's not raw time to think about all the issues yet we can't count Han because he technically wasn't in the film as far as we can tell no Leia was barely in the film to the point where yeah I'd almost say she wasn't in the film because they had to just repurpose old stuff and her usage was so awkward it really kind of pulled me out of the movie I would downright say C-3PO was kind of strong compared to the everyone else yeah he was my favorite character in this movie yeah I C-3PO is my favorite character in this film yep nobody loved it why is it now in two of the Disney films the favorite character is the droid I know I just quickly made the family tree yeah it's Ray and Leia our cousins and so if Palpatine is the father of Anakin and that's just like where the hell did that come from if that's the case this is why we have made that because they're big into family trees they can tell us this shit for certain we're pretty good with family history this is true they can tell us exactly what relationship Ray and Kylo have when they smooched galaxy spatting star wars is so small that incest happens I just I hope it's not true like if this is that an actual well look the one thing we're stuck on is look okay but if Palpatine put his actual seaman inside thingy then you've got a point but manipulating midichlorians to make a baby I don't know what that means it's not a biological child is it not I don't know I don't know how it works I need to ask Palpatine if no real less there to compare it to I'm afraid yes kind of just something that seems weird it's stupid beyond belief I want to know the origin of this like if it comes from a comic book I need to see it it's so dumb it can't be it's I saw the screenshot of the comic on twitter at one point so I definitely know it exists out there a weird world we live in we're spending a lot of time discussing this because it's fascinating in its own messed up way you need to left them would be R2D2 and Chewbacca I think we're fine yeah lime green I did send that away to them to look at the jury is still out on this one this is a this is no simple matter I guarantee you that I think if I'm talking about inconsistent character I think Rey is yeah I'm sure you would be my vote I'm convinced of Rey as well that was so fucking well yeah it's so weird because Rey is like I feel like some of these other characters are like I said they're just they're just tools that JJ is using the shit over Ryan and I almost feel like that pollutes it yeah that was the thing it's like at first I didn't think Rey was going to be entirely inconsistent because she's still all powerful she'd be beaten and everything like that but then when we factor in her family she sky rock us to the top yeah we went from your parent we don't know who your parents are to your parents don't matter you're nobody to literally the most important thing about you as a person is your parentage to the point where that's arguably the theme of the movie that's like a whoa that's whiplash levels of holy shit what a change yeah and then of course the icing was just all the doubt she had in herself yeah yeah exactly a lot of a motivation she is flip-flopping all over the place she wants to be a general don't drive don't be texting and driving oh my goodness danger mask she said sorry I'm driving it's hard to comment it should be impossible don't text and drive don't do that come back alive I checked the poll that was made previously and the winner was Hux but the one I've just sent now Rey seems to be dominating with Luke and Hux in second place because I had guessed I had guessed Rey a while ago or I guessed Hux a while ago because I thought he would go back to original JJ but with Rey actually being a Palpatine I'm like damn that oof look at her actions as well she wants to kill Kylo then she does and she heals him she wants to give up yeah she wants to give up being a Jedi and goes to the thing and then she does and she will go fight Palpatine and the previous one you know she's flip-flopping about joining Kylo and that not joining and she's lost in her your place in everything and then she has the hots for Kylo so she wanted to die on the island like Luke wanted to and then she did and to clarify the people who vote for Rey a wolf, shad, deathbull, shit and chaseface winners I remember distinctly being like why would I vote for Rey she's just going to be perfect again but I thought yeah I figured JJ was going to totally pull back on her and he did yeah this is the thing there's a lot of rationales you can use and it's just funny how it turned out like I love the most voteful character it was just nothing happened to him in this movie it was like Finn was just around I'll admit like I I was wrong on the reason for why I voted for her because I thought she was going to stop being a Mary Sue and start sucking all of a sudden so I can't take full credit and think like oh yeah I figured it all out and I thought really hard about this now like she was still a Mary Sue really hard for her I had no prediction of what she was going to be I think the reason why I picked Rey is that if any character is going to be inconsistent with bad writing it's generally the main character and so I think that's why I'm picking her someone in the discord said the rise of Skywalker is a worse movie but TLJ is more he's cut out again he said the rise of Skywalker is a worse movie but TLJ is more insulting maybe he makes a point he makes a point I don't it's weird, we're comparing some they're so close like I'm willing to bet that the answer is going to be tough to reach we're going to be stuck for a while because it's just like does that mean we all agree that TFA is the best of the three? yeah because I was going to say like I think of TFA and I'm like oh that's bad too and I look back at those two and I'm like yeah okay fine yeah it's the least terrible it's winning by the process of elimination so congratulations TFA it can't be TLJ or Tross so I guess it's TFA by default by elimination and disqualified something I can say about the rise of Skywalker is that they have achieved something rather impressive to make a movie this bad like this is an achievement it's fascinating I don't know what's going on behind the scenes what corporate meddling is causing this type of crap or just completely oblivious writers or is it directors JJ I have no idea because to me it doesn't take too much of an objective lens to find some of the massive problems with this who did they get to look at the script what were they patching together by the end I can't believe it yes I'm so curious what comes next oh like for Star Wars well yeah that's retcon they can't build anything from this that'd be so stupid to do that yeah like what this is where they go universe trotting they go somewhere else with nothing is recognizable oh my god put it up for sale on Amazon I mean George Lucas never wanted this to happen but it's cheap enough that Disney might try and organize it and that's a crossover movie between Star Wars and Star Trek oh my god no no way I can't even say those words together in a sense it's money in the bag for them if they did that I would have to watch it I'll be like oh jeez this will be so bad I have to see yeah like and who would it and so money in the bag that's possibility all they need to do is get what who owns it now Paramount owns or Star Trek I don't know and I mean they've desecrated Star Trek enough with the new series and stuff like that that they got nothing to lose even they should just combine them Trek Wars and that about does it I think in terms of we've covered the movie now Lucas 7 hours yeah that's the first eFap concerning the rise of Skywalker and no doubt it will be the first of many more to come and it will sustain us with hatred and apathy for it oh man the flipping and the flopping that might happen you see how TLJ was a miracle the rise of Skywalker ruined it ruined it how many people are defending it right now the usual suspects we've got cinema Roberto oh well he's the only person who likes the rise of Skywalker from what I know but the rest of them everyone else seems to hate it movie bob is just the worst yeah true it's the joke we would have made it's like who would like this movie it's like I don't know movie bob it's like oh my god he did he gave it an 8 out of 10 apparently I haven't seen the video but we're gonna have to watch it aren't we oh at some point I imagine um but yeah I guess uh we'll probably time to stop responding to super chats um obviously anybody is welcome to stay or go it's completely up to you does anybody want to do anything of any particular kind I'm good to keep going mate really? I'm good I suppose I'm alright the only issue we have is the mean rags have a selection to respond to from a different stream but now we've got a new selection to respond to already because of rides of skywalker does it make sense to respond to the ones from this stream because it's going to be relevant to the conversation rather than catching up I think this is a special one where let's I think it would work to keep it all to this one because this is an event an event can we get them all? I don't think that's remotely possible oh my god we might get backed up to the point where we might just do an e-fab stream for super chat responses alone and it'll take us to like a cap or some shit I don't know this is a lot I'm still scrolling down the lists and we had a whole bunch to respond to outside of these and maybe some of those super chats have some really good points about the film exactly so I'm sure that some of them just we will take this to the 1155 gentlemen still scrolling let me see what how mundane mad had to say about it is it good or is it bad my responses maybe I have to find oh he he made a point about how like it never had a chance because everyone was going to hate it anyway I want you to take a look at this I want you to look at this and I want you to prepare yourself that fucking thumbnail though is that hurt why does he do this why does he do this to himself why is he such a meme all right you guys ready to get going let's do it first one I was actually notified excellent I mean a lot of people were because we got more more of an audience with this one than we ever usually do I think people really wanted to see what we had to say on Star Wars apparently some of my fans and EFAP fans and you guys Shad's fans you guys seem to like Star Wars what's that about I love watching Star Wars just crumble I have I can't love it anymore it's just it's been gone for years now and this is only the continuation of that the rage from the disappointment or the fall of Star Wars is the only catharsis I've been out of gate from it the reviews of this movie on YouTube for the last day and it has been helping heal my broken soul get out your Rhino milk tanks you massives it's the reckoning of a lifetime yes sir I watched it yesterday and didn't enjoy it nearly as much as I thought I would didn't you thought you were going to enjoy it I don't know from those leaks I was like I was prepared that I might enjoy it in a terrible horrible way like it'd be so terrible I'd enjoy it yeah I was trying to get not to get my expectations colored by like tweets and reviews and stuff but boy they were coming in so fast a few of them hit so my expectations can check there angry Joe did a long man he mentioned in his review the force awakens with Darth Sidious roommates youtube vid and it's exactly his rise turned out did a long man he just like he has like a 2 hour spoiler review with him and his mates and most of it's pretty solid he hated the movie and he points out a lot of the crap that we've pointed out as well so good on him Oymorli totally missed you covering my super chat last time last time discuss also high rags you wonderful flufew hello and it is day critique part 2 1 22 46 I forgot what it was let me just play it quick so that I can 1 22 4 6 I love it some of these memes in efat podcast talk are really that doesn't make the dynamic in this film worse this one stays the same and it has a purpose the change is the fault of the last Jedi not the force awakens so it's a portion where I'm explaining that it's not on TFA that Hux has changed into a clown I don't know if that is the point that it's like what do we think about I guess how I don't know whose fault is it that Hux is the way he is in this film let me play a little bit more because the timestamp seems to go further found him very funny one last thing on this scene however Kylo immediately assumes from the recent events that it is the performance of the individual stormtroopers that is the issue well while you're looking I'm gonna use the loo real quick and I'll be back okay but there was 2 when there was like 50 before on top of that why wasn't this his mission considering how invested he is in this yeah I'm not sure what they're looking for if it's just like whose fault is it that Hux is an idiot I would say it's taking forward what was established in TLJ but pushing him a little bit like to the point of I don't know if he would do that what he does anyway I'm okay with him trying to get Kylo killed I just don't think his choice was very effective if anything it seemed like they just needed an informant let's just use Hux Hux is a character who's angry with Kylo that'll work um anyway hi dads all of us are this person's dad that's nice in one word describe the movie contrived yeah that pretty much nails it outside of just using words like abysmal if I could use a second word it would be garbage contrived garbage um did my man Finn get sea blocked my boy didn't get to lick that ray taint oh my goodness sad steamboat noises toot toot I know that um well so you know how he clearly looks as if he's going to be trying to tell here that he loves her yeah that apparently was just him trying to say he's force sensitive according to JJ mm-hmm that's so dumb that's not something that'd be hard to tell that's like a passing oh I think I can sense the force right just letting you know that's not a big difficult thing to say why would you that isn't imagine he'd say ray before we die he can sense the force and she's like oh my goodness exactly what I was going to say yeah why didn't he tell Poe after they get into the tunnel thing he's like oh what do you want to ask about oh no it's fine we're going to tell you later oh okay all right check the meta score it's a 5.1 user last time I checked which again seems more more accurate compared to rotten tomatoes but I think everybody's just on the on the point of like don't trust rotten tomatoes at this point seems to be going with execute EFAP 66 yeah I I'm curious if this will be like the the one that everybody seems to want to watch because I think we did a really good breakdown honestly it was chronological extensive lots of voices and I think having multiple voices just helped out so much because so many of you guys are pointing out things that you know I didn't pick up on and stuff like that which just made it so comprehensive all over it was like having that happen all over the place with each scene that passed everybody was like I have an issue it was like but I also have an issue I have an issue the thing was a mess you needed this many watched it last night and discorded my buddies pirated that bitch not even lying we laughed the entire movie had a blast movies garbage though we had so much fun who's shit though hey guys whenever someone accuses you of saying the n word just yeah I said Nakama it means friends so that works all I mean doesn't sound remotely like it how would that possibly work avatar ray the last Skywalker she is now she identifies as long as someone else doesn't take the name she is the last Skywalker um so sad tfa was the cancer that disney spread tlj was the death of the franchise from what I've heard tros is sodomizing a dead corpse pretty much shad drinker your videos are gold thank you oh thank you sir appreciate that very much just got my Christmas bonus enjoy it enjoy it with me you gaggle of massives you deserve it for going through tros for us all high rags kick jay etc etc well jay has been kicked so that's half of the job done I wonder if you'll come back like it's been a while now right like three hours we'll try and come back when he has asleep so I will see they're alive now they're alive now um a good friend of mine loves it I don't know how or why I love that like you come out of the cinema they're like I loved it you just bewildered like what what no stop it not possible moeller you're going to make a critique series for tros after you finish tfa one in a few years who knows what order exactly I'll be doing videos I'll just let you know that it's been non-stop for the past few days and it will be as soon as the stream is completed as well things be happening uh god there's such a fucking train wreck here's to you lads breaking it down hopefully it'll be the longest efap yet the problem is we've already reached the cap on the longest efap several times we can't actually go further I'm the day they extend that is going to be a wonderful day we need more um I swear to god this movie annoyed me so much I actually made a video script and I'm going to make a youtube video even though I have no subs well good on ya mate yeah keep at it creative process good shit um I swear you masters better be going when I get back well chapter master russarius are you here we're still going do you have any you have oh you watched the wrong part tlj critique not the tfa one okay all right give me a second lads I'm going to put that one on now fucking useless search function right one two two four six anything come back what's up just I got the correct timestamp I'm just listening to it one sec rey was speculated to be the child of Luke Skywalker obi one was it did you have a good time in ragtime alpatine it was all right is okay nothing you know wait you know what I can I can play this for you guys at the same time as I play it for the e-fap in opal so trilogy and he will like make sure I got the right timestamp again yeah one two two four six yeah that'll be close enough all right I'm going to play it for you guys while playing it for the stream but people like I can't see visuals like yeah you don't need to see visuals trust me it's just it helps me avoid copyright for sure as well the reason I watch episode nine however let's discuss a different character rey was speculated to be the child of Luke Skywalker obi one can obi or even the granddaughter of emperor palpatine the reason people speculate these sorts of things is to see how the ripple effect pans out let's take the palpatine theory if she was related to palpatine then would that incline into the dark side what would rey think if she knew she was a blood relative to a mass murdering monster that held a horrifying grip across the galaxy how would this inform her powers and her abilities will the first order respond to rey as a leader will they be people in the universe who want her to take the throne that palpatine lost what will her friends do if they find out her lineage this is interesting not because it references the old films but it asks so many story building questions that are ripe for not only exploring but connecting to trials tribulation oppression pain this small section of dialogue could have revealed so much while being a simple line about appearance I understand that many people will say well that's just typical that's almost annoyingly bad that it's just gonna turn out to be a character from the OT but it could have been anything instead it was nothing well how about that for progression of what they went with the funny thing is they didn't do any of that like you have or they tried it like at the smallest level of her worried that she might go to the dark side but that wasn't even implied that it's because she is the grand daughter of palpatine and she thinks that you know she has the same weaknesses it's just there's no connection she makes to that it's just that she's doubting herself because apparently I sounded like a robot everyone's saying I sounded like no you sounded fine well I guess it sounded fine to you guys but it may have sounded like an echo to everyone in oh like lagged or something hopefully hopefully they heard it is the important part well if you didn't so I talk about the potential of making Ray the grand daughter of palpatine what you can do with that in terms of story as well as it filling in the gap of where power comes from as a sort of fixing for what happened in TFA it's so funny that we're this far in now like the third film but they just don't work with any of that we have a moment of her being like oh my goodness I'm a palpatism oh but like you don't really doesn't do anything and she's like I'm going to kill palpatine it's like oh my god that like Luke encourages her to do that I don't know but yeah I'd say they wasted the potential in terms of storytelling for sure it's just that it's funny because I sound definitive in that video that she is not the grand daughter of palpatine and that they just wreck on it I swear it's actually funny because in the context of how you're speaking it sounded like you picked palpatine because it's the most unlikely conclusion and where did we end up like oh it's crazy do you have any idea how many times I'm going to have to watch Revenge of the Sith to get the taste of horseshit out of my mouth well yeah go for it it's better than the sequel trilogy for sure hey tell you what has the best lightsaber jewel out of all of Star Wars at the end and enjoy it mate it is great I watched it three times and was never bored JK like hell I'm giving Lucas Phil by buddy well hey rags I heard you made do a rage shadow legends review I recommend watching some ordinary gamers recent rant video about it for research say what for research yeah I guess like he might have some insight on the game that's the name maybe I'm not sure I'm definitely not committing to anything yet I think rags people would love cats oh rags what does that say you see I almost feel like they said it but they don't mean it like when people do that because I think I'll love laughing at it or I don't know it looks like it could be super cringe though it looks horrible filled with nightmare fuel just yeah man I don't know how I feel about it I just think it's almost certainly terrible though just as the spiders foretold yeah the stream was the stream's been coming forever pretty much how do you organize this was it like half a year ago like this is mostly the route of the date we're gonna try and go for and it worked out great it gave everyone a nice bit of time to see the movie Prey BLJ is far better than Rise of Skywalker I rewatched the PT and ST films before ROS and I can attest to this ROS is bottom 3 stars films with episodes 1 and 2 Episodes 1 and 2 are better than TLJ I would agree Episodes 2 well I think Chad's gonna be outraged at the idea that what and 2 are worse than TLJ there are a lot of people there are some people who think such a concept is ridiculous to even consider yeah like TLJ and Rise of Skywalker they are blasphemous now they are the ones that we do not seriously I tried to watch the sibling rivalry review of this movie and as soon as you started spouting like if you think the prequels are better than the Rise of Scott of the last Jedi that you're an idiot I'm not a good talker that's on our list we've got so much to get through I've shot my Jedi general in the head now what I don't know I don't know I don't know what that means is that like a clone wars thing an order 66 thing maybe I'm trying to think of because obviously this would be in the opening are we talking about Hux Hux shooting Kylo maybe I don't know um Merry Christmas you entertaining massives Merry Christmas to you too Best Star Wars I ever saw in cinema never laughed so much everyone was mocking the movie at the relo part someone shouted just kill him already I I can't believe I thought the last Jedi was the worst thing that could possibly happen to Star Wars fuck you JJ Abrams he's did an impressive job who'd have thought we would have gotten to the point where we cannot decide like wow yeah man I don't know it's like TLJ was supposed to be rock bottom but it just keeps on going I don't know I don't know I can decide lies lies and slander well I was I guess I'm referring more sort of like the EFAP community poll this film was so shit it convinced me to make a video I hate it I bought a ticket to cats and snuck into the theater and I still want my money back from Lucasfilm I couldn't stop laughing in the theater and the other five people were bad at me yeah I did I was encouraged to have some more emotional reactions but I knew especially being in Britain I was like well better not ruin it for other people who are actually having fun I guess but um mostly silent there was a couple of giggles here and there um I kind of wish that I had been at a cinema that saw what like a fuck off is it like some portion of it that would be great um to be fair I think Rhino fits J well ah there we go when J was talking about his fist owner I remember yeah of course you could forget because he has big tits mm-hmm I am all the memes yep yeah makes sense uh Merry Christmas Malone Rags Merry Crimbo Merry Crimmof the cursed child Jake Skywalker Harry lol this child is Harry Potter right um Harry Potter in the cursed child I guess that book may have fucked up Harry's character I don't know I actually heard that yeah that Harry's character in the I've watched a review of the play and yeah Harry's character is just destroyed I completely incompetent in that so is that a so that's like a play that's a sequel yeah it's a play that's a sequel of the movies and it's garbage I've seen one review so you know the cursed child mm-hmm okay the cursed child is his son but I don't know mm-hmm so there's three different accounts that have said this now this is the third one waking on my first video to rip this diary apart holy shit my friends said it fixed the fucking trilogy apparently forgetting that retcording is lazy horse cockery Jesus fuck this shit horse cockery horse cockery horse cockery you're flying the fans once more this movie yep I want my money back Disney and compensation for the emotional problem yeah I haven't seen the movie yet so I can't join you for this one ball over here's some money I'm looking forward to hearing what you all think of this train wreck we I don't think we could have been more extensive I think anybody looking to find out what we all think of this movie would absolutely get what they were looking for that was good for a start that was good for yet this is a good base and remember this is just the first of many mm-hmm why is rags pfp so sexy oh man it just hard imitates life you know what they say killed Jay he killed Epstein oh my god I knew it as soon as he gets back here we're gonna have to address that with him I guess that means Jay is a Clinton probably oh my god Jay is Ochi we've been hacked Ochi killed J Joseph Epstein J Epstein J Joseph Epstein Jepstein uh hello all my skywalker words also hi rags hello the rise of Jay Walker a far better film yeah give it a shot directed by who Jeb Bush um Merry Christmas you massives Merry Crumbombulus I'm trying to find different ways of saying the word every time more common normal and Norman I've been provided context for the Anakin uh well the Ray low situation so says okay take in mind that Disney fucked up because Darth Plagueis or Plagueis I think it's Plagueis was supposed to be the Sith that creates Anakin but Disney changed it because they're dumb so when the Jedi or Sith use the force is with the midichlorians that they have within themselves that allow them to channel the energy of the force so every time they use it there's always a residual of them in it so for example if you were to pick up a holocron you would know which Jedi created the holocron because they channeled the force energy through themselves to create it they leave a part of themselves within it so when Palpatine used the force to create Anakin in Shmi it was with his midichlorian slash energy slash power so Anakin is a product of him and would have part of him in him think of it as think of that I guess instead as Slybie Siebert it's Force Siebert yeah midichlorian alright I mean Disney is the way they've handled stars on every level is trash it's just garbage congratulations they did a great job I am all the Jedi and you got a deal with it the Korra references so I saw the horror show of TLJ I went home to watch TFA because I didn't remember it being that bad it was these two films have been soul crushing I will not be going to see TROS without respect we reject well if you're curious about what happened in it you can just check out this stream I suppose we covered the plot right guys yeah it was a little disjointed because the movie was a bit disjointed but we did alright the movie contradicts itself so you have to jump ahead and back every once in a while if you did it chronologically you just confused yourself hi rags hello hi Shad oh g'day have you guys watched The Witcher I have not oh that's out isn't it it's on my list I have not heard anything yet like honestly I haven't heard anyone say it's terrible or great I've heard a good review, a mixed review but overall good so far people would be pointing out like hey gotta check out those sword fights and some people think that's trash one was brilliant and all the other ones were bad so yes I'll have a lot to analyze in that series I swear to god if anyone ever makes fun of episode 1 and 2 again I swear to god if anyone ever makes fun of episode 1 and 2 again hail fellow hateboggers of the toxic brood yay Saturday stream yeah I figure this it makes sense this is the most likely free day for most people right the Sundays can be awkward Friday yeah it's complicated but I mean if you're a betting man which day would you go with for the freest day of the week this was a very special event that I needed to make a very special exception for this once I appreciate it Mr. Shad Merry Christmas all my JJ long bone words I thought JJ did surprisingly well considering what he had to work with but still a hot mess that breaks everything so glad being alive is a disadvantage now JJ tried to fix some of the problems in the previous movie but he made so many more problems and made like a house was damaged and he fixes it just by hitting it with a sledgehammer over and over again he's like I'm trying to help he needs that whenever someone makes a Star Wars movie they need to have an official hired position of someone to say no no no how about no the problem is the disney hire ups to take that upon themselves and they say then do this instead and they make it worse oh yeah they had someone like a canon expert that no one could contradict if he said no no there's contradicts how this is supposed to do it supposedly they had canon experts that approved of the hold over we played that clip oh crap I'm pretty sure people in chat will know because it's not ball faced lie what are the names it's like Pablo Hidalgo I think his name is I forget the names but yeah there was the podcast we watched where they confirmed it man yeah Pablo Hidalgo he's the guy who approved it okay if they said it they were lying through their rear ends as much as JJ saying there was no previous test screenings or that they had planned to bring in Palpatine the whole way like it is so blatantly a lie that you know because with JJ I want to look at it as like alright you tried your best but it didn't come together and you could be still a really nice person stuff like that but with him coming out and blaming people hating the last Jedi because they hate women and then the just absolute bull crap dishonesty has been showing with the release of this movie sorry mate this is reflecting very poorly on your character now not just your ability as a filmmaker it's just my friend who is quite intelligent in most matters fully acknowledges every flaw with the new trilogy yet still loves them unconditionally we're still bros and I've yet to be called a Nazi good to know sane people oh yeah good stuff oh lucky you I think the worst character was Poe they knocked the fuck out of his intelligence to make him consistently make stupid decisions and act like a child his side bitch couldn't even make me care um what would you say his stupid decisions yeah I'm having trouble like I don't know I guess you could call that like jumping thing that he was doing kind of dumb considering the dangers of the now established hold on but I mean like if he's doing it to avoid being captured or destroyed by the first order is it not worth it I'd say it's worth it I mean to some degree like I can imagine that there were so many ways that could have killed them just from the jump itself maybe that's one of them but I'm kind of having trouble with any other aspects also yeah apparently E.R's been here for a while glad you're enjoying listening to us rip into this wonderful movie I'll be looking forward to your view I hope you enjoyed the movie as much as we did people in my theatre applauded the opening crawl and the end credits I want to die I want to watch the trifle my theatre was like nothing yeah ours was pretty tame I guess soon as she says Rey Skywalker is like okay and credits bye everyone just fucked off immediately pretty much I get to watch the trash fire tomorrow so I'll have to dip out also high rags hello and you have why today ahead of you this fucking tells us this is like going down memory lane with super chats wizard poop dimension inside of Catholic Kennedy's head also high rags may the dawn be with you and all hail the toxic brooch hey I love that random video that guy made calling people the toxic brooch it's just stuck so significantly like it won't go away I never usually catch these live so here's some bucks to keep y'all going love you guys thank you very much read the visual dictionary it's all so stupid no isn't that what you were referencing though Mola yes but that was just for clarification on something I don't want to read that book Mola play Cotol 1 and 2 and read wheel of time please they're on a very long list you're terrifying this I can comment on all of them and they're all brilliant oh there you go Mola can you axe wolf which edition slash cut of lord the rings book slash movies I should get also Merry Christmas to all e-fabbers it would be the extended editions and as for the books is there multiple editions of lord the rings books not like in terms of text there are editions but usually editions will just fix up little grammatical things here and there but lord the rings being established for so long that new editions now is just new covers really different size prints and things like my hardcover leather bound hardcover lord of the rings all in one copy it's now got a prize place on my bookshelf and yeah like I said me and rex will do a mini recording and all the super chats that were sent directed to him in his last stream will be asked to him but I'm going to have to like say that we're not going to be passing messages on to him and then back to you guys because that'll be like just unfeasible and I don't think that's something that he's going to want to be doing like I totally appreciate that you're going to want to know like different things or ask different questions but I don't think like wolf wants any kind of sort of public persona anymore even in like answering questions to what would be his fans obviously the the faps we had with him was it a week ago now time fluctuates in my head those are sort of the send off so yeah I just don't want anyone so like anybody who's thinking like I will pay money to have wolf answer a question I'd want to discourage that because you know like the last we want to do is just keep sending questions his way from him to reply or anything he's going to want to be kicking on with what he's pursuing in general so um he's done best comedy of the year better or worse than TLJ oh right well we tried to answer that oh boy Ray Ray and Kylo sitting in a tree PISS ING oh no oh my goodness I try to behave in the theater but the first three words of the crawl sent my friend and I howling this is the funniest movie I've seen all you yep Kylo rages onwards uh chat I like your rise of skywalker video you blackened shade oh thank you and that was a reference to my book if you guys are wondering I appreciate that sir especially the reference absolutely ironic just right and Patrick could save others from bad Star Wars movies but not themselves haha ironic just a sip from Kylo and Ray allowed Palpatine to blast the fleet why didn't he just kidnap and drain all of the broom boys I don't know how it works he just seems to be able to that's because this is the thing right he's like because I drained the dyad I get to be super powerful so could you just drain a thousand people would that give you I don't know well it even seemed like you couldn't drain anyone except if they were in a dyad which is it doesn't make sense I have a special power I could drain force from people but only if they're the dyad very specific um I left the theater salon while when Palp's died to bash my head in the wall five times also hi rags owls for wolf and prayers for Shad weed for moorla I'll happily accept those prayers thank you sir Mary X must you fap can't listen to it in full because I leave for holiday in two hours though instead I'll ask have you seen the fly to no I never actually saw the fly to I haven't seen the fly to fly to I always just knew that it wasn't a particularly great sequel that's always what I understood about it but I never actually watched it um why one though good shit yeah is it possible we can make it canon that Ray force drained the life out of Kyla with that kiss also hi wags yeah she mooted him she's a killer she she finished the job this time Ray is so screwed up people clapping at the end of the movie they collapse mean nothing I've seen what makes the boo that is a reference to uh wait Rick and Morty also hi wags williams is a hypocrite piece of shit oh yeah he's really twisting in the wind isn't he he's not happy about everybody holding his words to him stop it I love how he said I love how he said that's not what I said like it's a photo of you holding a sign up that says that hello there Russian hackers doctor that image hello there my first super chat I am glad this bad trilogy ended so I can pretend it doesn't exist Mary Donmus you massives also hi rags hello this movie made me want to die and I already knew the leaks yeah the leaks don't they can try and prepare you but the leaks don't ultimately take care of that aspect not always just watched it today thought that the adverts for an Indian online casino website were very tastefully done not so much for the rest oh you mean like all of the Star Wars related ones because that's the thing right we've all talked about how we experienced a lot of ads but we all probably got different ones yeah probably it was crazy I got a trailer for Sonic in my one uh Shad have you seen the first battle in the new Witcher series to me it seems really bad not yet yeah exactly it's making me nervous um Ray's lightsaber equals yellow because she was taking the piss oh we never mentioned yeah Ray got herself a new lightsaber it's yellow yeah she just she built got herself a crystal and built a one it wasn't a big event for me I don't know what the point was like why even cares technically it's supposed to be part of a Jedi's final training that they make their own lightsaber she trained like five minutes yeah she knows how to do that that's all you get okay she gathered the materials to make one and then had the knowledge do it she bypassed the compressor and boom lightsaber easy peasy I mean she was going to come in here with a Jedi because Luke was able to build one and I don't know where he would have learned either but they do that they make they make lightsabers comes with a force uh Patrick obviously watched the movie wrong oh it just feels so sweet doesn't it just throw all the people were saying that to him but that with uh just right people like you need to watch the movie through like the correct lens you need to evolve as a critic yeah how does it feel buddy delicious so I hear the leaks are under 90 percent accurate I would I think I said 60 to 70 percent accurate there's a lot of things that don't quite make it in but there's loads of stuff that does oh yeah man uh there were no pre-screenings of the movie so they just can't the leaks must be false because they couldn't have come from anywhere it's like no screens to all the guests, wolf, rags and mullah without your content we'd all be poorer in keeping with this time of year here's some tokens for festive beer cheers and happy Christmas to all and to you too thank you Palpatine's dead eyes mirrored my own as I watched molyutism you're reading quotes wrong oh is that uh maybe in relation to me reading out that that paragraphs I don't know maybe um I only read what the screen shot had unless that's a reference to something I'm missing which is probably the case it's alright um commander mohler my time has come execute a efap 66 also hi rags efap 66 was indeed executed you know originally I was going to put all the names of the guests in the title and I could only fit like half so I was like well I guess I'll just not have any little um I watched Shad's review amazing also hi rags hello thank you that made me angry doing that review and came through sending this to show I was here for this momentous event hi all hi rags hello so glad to see this awesome group of people discussing our OS keep up the great work guys we nailed it it took seven hours but we got there we had a good bunch I could totally see so many people be like how the fuck did you say energize talking about this for seven hours and I just be like our hatred makes us stronger what exactly motivates kylo to fix his mask those red lines across the mask are just ridiculous but hey I was told it looks cool shut up yeah I have no idea at least he's dark slide I don't know with tlj they kind of imply he's hiding behind it and he has to take it off because he's like a silly bass piece of shit and tfa it was like he's using it because he idolizes vader but in this film he's just like well it's my mask like oh that's me it just it screams me like I think if you would ask him in universe as a character he'd have been like well Ryan destroyed it and so JJ wants me to repair it I'd be like oh okay my father was excited to take me to star wars for my birthday sadly I had to burst his bubble and convince him to take me to Jumanji 2 instead I've heard that's good which is good news because I like the first one it's not like I think it's a great film but it made me laugh so hopefully the next one's good as well I know I'm very disappointed that my theory about Palpatine using the Death Star chunk to surf through the ocean didn't happen good day my dear massives we don't know that it didn't happen I think we can safely assume it did I think that would have been the happiest moment in his life surfing it through space and onto the waves holy hell made it to my first stream I have to say fuck you rags respond back to my messages our child has your nose and sunglasses you can't escape your responsibility oh my goodness I I must say I'm shocked um hello to everybody else here's to a good stream yes sir slash man stream yeah it was very good stream so far holes in management equals plot holes in entertainment who do you think sent that right holes in metal I think I have an eye mm-hmm does it hurt objectively this e-fap will be superior to the movie I rags I think our e-fap was more accurate and consistent than the movie so so yeah I feel like I don't feel like I've been betrayed by myself in any way yeah like who was the most inconsistent in the e-fap probably jakes who went to sleep yeah I rag tag the rad dad man or rad deadman dad man muller invite jay then kick jay oh we did we did yeah we did that yeah he has been invited and kicked this is my first e-fap live I wish everyone a mary fatmas may the memes be with you very kind horse horse teleportation is so fucking stupid it hurts yeah I know I agree that's a smart comment right there I got excited when Ray died and then she woke up oh imagine being the director you see everybody like celebrate when she dies you're like oh jeez oh cut cut cut cut that's the movie they did it I don't know about his freedom in relation to disney but there's a good chance that could have been something he did he like cuts the scene there it fades to black as kyla's holding her and then like everyone's celebrating the victory across the universe and they just have this unused shot of kylo like looking forward and then he's just looking at luke's home or something like that other than credits like oh shit like there's ways to make it happen but we got what we got finals guy walker I'm gonna see rise of skywalker tomorrow I'll watch this on mula later don't let your brains turn to goop analyzing it now we watched each other's back we survived yeah mine mine is melted a long time ago tlj prepared us for this this is awesome in a way I am 30 minutes from seeing the film and then I'll have this efap to wash the taste out of my mouth afterwards in the event I retain my sanity that is wish me luck massive I fear I will need it good luck good luck sir is this a 66 hours long efap also hi wags hello no not 66 hour long efap no schnicks the schnicks um two tonald patrick sorry even gonna do for efap no idea me and rags will have to brainstorm on that 100 hour stream 10,000 hours we mean forever once one hour for every star destroyer no we don't even know how many there were there could have been loads more offscreen two tonald patrick jenny and jack without your CRP content there would be no efap in keeping with this time of year here's some tokens for my milky rhino tears bar humbug you massives thank you very much there comes a time in all forms of media consumption we are so utterly bewildered by an event taking place there are so many things wrong with it that you don't have the words and you simply laugh that is from my first or second game of thrones video where the dragon gets shot in the neck i was like this doesn't make sense for about a million reasons we have to stop i remember that i am getting the sleepies i think i'm gonna poop out now you wanna give a plug to your i guess twitch channel in this case i guess it is the twitch yes i don't do the youtube yet talk a bit about that mel what do you mean i will i will what do you mean bait them i'm trying what you said bait them now i'm working on the john rick video still obviously i've been recording it's gonna take a little bit because i have no idea what i'm doing mostly i was trying to do my best but otherwise i'm pretty regularly streaming on the on the twitch the metal commander twitch yeah we drop in every once in a while though in the next few days it's gonna be unlikely because i'm just non-stop working on something but yeah there's a lot of deep lore on the twitch channel some of the drank lages and some of them just hanging out in general playing some halo as you do i've probably even streamed on the 24th oh look at that Christmas Eve stream nothing else to do after i had all the eatings the family stuff oh wait okay yeah i'll tell you that i can secret but what is a secret if not to be distrusted that's what i've always lived by abraham lincoln twice well thanks for hanging out for eight and a half hours i hope it was everything you dreamed it would be and more and more exactly many more yeah you guys have one of the chatted things of the supers that should go pretty well here you go bye bye and then there were four and then only the true ones remained the movie would have been ten times better if someone said where are those droidekar well those droidekar where are those it's weird because someone call them destroyers don't they the movie did have a do it in it and so like we did it that's when he was telling red to kill him oh my god i didn't even notice really i think i was too consumed by hate to enjoy the memes man i'm gonna enjoy that in hd eventually snatch it out look let's compare the scenes that you see like the one from episode 3 it's much stronger in meme value alright we're looking at a 7.8 7.8 and then over to riser skywalker and we're looking at a much lower a carbon copy like three meme values is not as strong do you reckon there's any meme of all things from this movie what are the memes of tlj um just you know tlj is 2 years old so what do we mean about that one of the things that we kind of almost laughing kind of with the film a little bit um i don't know i'm drawing a blank um the jedi are taking over um yeah man i i don't nothing comes to mind the sacred text that's one i've seen that meme a few times the sacred text i'll give him that that's one yep yeah um well um oh ben swolo you're right that is one ben swolo alright two memes oh the milking scene i suppose that counts yeah i was kind of thinking of i was kind of thinking of portables oh well i just mean memes in general right like save what you save what you love is that one right that's yeah yeah saving what you love see i don't sorry i'm just reading the chat right now there so this is not coming from my memory it's all credit to the chat fire on that cruise is that a beam every everything you said was every word of what you just said is wrong yeah that's one i guess um we have layup poppins layup see because these are slightly different with each one like some of them are just directly like making fun of the movie while some are laughing kind of with the movie like i feel like ben swolo is kind of like laughing along with it while layup poppins is like trying to humiliate it yeah it's very silly doesn't it subverted expectations uh is that that was more the jedi all the the essayists yeah in the movie itself they were the ones that ruined that even though i'm sure ryan would have been like i did subvert expectations that's another one i was looking for your expectations are like you guys expected something from tlj and you were subverted that's the only thing you're complaining about yeah you thought it was good but turned out to be bad there are some memes but this one yeah barbie frick i hope he gets into meme hood oh um from uh yeah i am all the jedi i reckon that's gonna be meamed or i am all the sir yeah but what i found out about that light i was just like oh that's bad um at least for the most part the prequels were intended to serve and further the story of the characters of the ot like anakin obi-wan and yoda i don't think they pulled it off very well but the intention was good however disney star wars has done nothing but destroy the ot uh yeah i think the conversation is actually interesting like how much damage was dealt to anakin obi-wan and yoda and how much do you think their histories were enriched by the prequels you could sort of have a discussion about all of that however with with the ot like if someone says how much do you think hud solo has been improved with the ot you'd be like why would you even say that oh no why how dare you mention his name in makare hello all except fringy oh my god maulet diehard is objectively a christmas movie uh yeah i'm fine with that shad thoughts on missiles that deploy swords oh yeah so hang on where is this coming from first is there any context let me show you a picture yeah we talked about it um let me show you a picture of it okay if our if our being shot come all first well that's you know weapons of mass destruction right there yeah here we here's a picture but this is a real thing what how it knows but at least i don't know how far where six places of the last second basically in order to cut down on collateral damage and civilian casualties instead of an explosive warhead they have sort of six blades that stick out of it before it hits so that it basically just really fucks up that one person a whole lot no kidding like yeah that'll work yeah that'll do it yeah just well designer was like yeah and six swords stick out of it and everyone was like it's brilliant johnson i am honestly a proponent of the theory that sword adding swords to anything improves it so i give this big thumbs up what about adding swords to swords double sword it depends like if it's like a double bladed sword sticking in directions like Darth Maul that works Thanos is one is more stupid because the blades are facing in the opposite directions and raise one in her dark version is just retarded beyond the leaf so it depends but if there is no sword already always adding a sword is an improvement that's my theory and this ends with also high fringy so they said hi to everybody and oo-woo rags oo-woo probably won't see it in theaters but eventually i will want to watch episode 9 really drunk and just laugh at it is it worth the time for that or no probably yeah watch with a friend yeah watch with a friend who is kind of similar on that yeah drink and be merry be merry yeah don't be surprised if the pacing makes you dizzy and sick oh my god Mary we didn't talk about how Mary is in this film oh yeah Dominic Monaghan's i don't know why he's in it he is i know that yeah that's right he is Mary's in it oh oh yeah from Lord of the Rings Mary what he's just like he's there he's doing nothing he's just he makes comments about you know dark force and cloning he's the one who says let's do some holdover doovers yeah holdover doovers holdover doovers why was he in the film like is it one of those like Daniel Craig cameos where he just loves it and wanted to be in it i guess but but like it's more it's just a bit more than a cameo if you know what i mean so it's like you wonder what was going on there but all right it's just like he's a rebel he's a pretty he's of all the rebels just the rebel crew he's fairly prominent as far as they are concerned but i was like yeah it's Mary yeah my pippin was he was oh yeah i guess john williams had a cameo did you guys support it uh no i don't know what john williams looks like he's an old man maybe i saw him let's see john williams cameo uh let's take a look john williams cameo um i'd like it if he showed me picture i think it was kajimi but they're walking through a bar and he's like the bartender and it gives him like a full shot and he's like yeah i i got you yeah i i remember who you're talking about because because i noticed they focused on the bartender and i'm like is this like an homage to like the bartender like episode something i couldn't quite put my finger on it but i knew there was a reason that he was they focused on him and i'm like man there's surely there's a reason for that um a bold decision to have a piss yellow lightsaber now to be fair right i i think the yellow lightsaber looks cool i think that's a fine lightsaber coat when i play jedi night jedi academy my lightsaber was yellow it's cool it looks cool and i ain't going to apologize for it it's fucking sweet going back to what i was saying at the beginning of the stream i think there's a prejudice against the color red in the lightsaber star wars canon and i want to complain because red is awesome i want a red lightsaber yeah red's the color of communism and yellow's the color of bananas which means orange is like a banana that's a communist orange what about orange banana communist no communists don't have food oh what about a banana that sentient who became a communist banana fric yeah that's him but babu fric but he's just not orange he's kind of just like alien colors he's that's racist of me i should have said that babu fric let me get a picture of babu fric he's he is like a grayish what's this move over baby yoda babu fric is the new cutie of the star wars fuck off not even clones oh my goodness the appeal of babu fric isn't about cuteness it's more like weird with a strange voice y'all look at that tiny person bull fucking shit trying to be cute with him baby yoda that's tough that's pretty tough babu fric is not going to be the contender how do y'all feel about disney and lucas films spitting in george's general direction with discarding his outlines and basically flushing his creation i'll say that they're certainly behaving in character he didn't go to the premiere either he wasn't invited or he just didn't go as the birth says volumes yeah i'll say for those of you in the chat i was reading that as an article on twinfinite.net so that's bullshit go over there leave an angry comment i don't know if i could do that don't do that i meant that ironically hang on don't actually in a video game okay uh happy holidays and all that folks glad to finally see the fall of disney star wars rags if we do manage to schedule your time in my star wars rpg what kind of character would you fancy playing uh babu fric i would have very very low strength in wisdom but i would have extremely high dexterity and intelligence with um i'd be very very good at mechanics and engineering but i would have like no combat capabilities whatsoever i'd be a pure utility character and i would go hey there you go there you go is that your mating call or is that just a general sort of hello no that's that's the mating call whenever they hear that whenever i walk into the cantina and i go ayyyy you can just hear the panties hitting the yeah that makes sense uh those fields for cancer patients who saw it early i mean i know right they have to have two deaths now it's cool that they do that for those people but holy shit i wonder if any of them were like that was terrible i know it's like like oh man it's a shame i hung on i'm suffering enough um i missed the prequels they're underrated good rat it's because of the sequels that everyone is re relooking and people have this theory that once the sequel sequels come out that we will relook at the sequels and be like you know what the sequels the sequels the sequel sequels mm-hmm oh my god uh this one just says ooo is more just gonna beat this dead space horse this entire stream i mean it's not it just came out it's not dead yet it's gonna be dead but not dead yet also pal pete oh i thought he meant dead space horse and i'm like dead space didn't have what and i was like oh dead space horse not dead space horse so this says also pal pete forced himself into shimmy hashtag shimmy2 shimmy2 that has some very deep implications it's true there's like pal pete palpitism uh lastly hi rags hello i'm just upset that the akbar still out there theory didn't pan out yeah well yeah let's not forget they flushed him out the window in uh in tlj that was fun they replaced him with like a people hid homeless lady for reasons i'm just a sequel trilogy is the jay of the star wars films hi rags ooo ooo hey guys haven't seen the movie quick question do they use y wings yes too great effect it takes a y wing merely seconds on its own to destroy an entire star destroyer the chad y wing versus the virgin tlj bomb it it's a space fortress or something which they were in the shot people have uh it's a part of the enormous amount of ships but obviously we all know that the y wing is way better i mean i would say it's walking but if you're going into battle with that maybe it's best that you're just not there does it be walk is pretty slow like i could just get out like i could see it on the surface like taking off and there's just a guy walking past it as it's moving uh by the way typo on my last stream ray r34 is not half bad oh oh i i'm sure yeah she's not ugly we need a rogue squadron movie with wedge antilles why not just you know what do everything because i think everybody's rude now that wedge was in the movie yep he was like good shooting or flying lando and i was like oh are they gonna show him more than the ones he was on the gun on the millenium falcon i think was he i thought he was in his own ship i think he was manning the gun turret uh shad loved your review thank you i appreciate it drinker loved part one of your review looking forward to the rest also looking forward to the rest of your reviews eviscerating this disney hate fiction sequel hate fiction hey the only good parts are that four storm is now canon asoka talked and c3p i went from being a cameo to giving one liners i disagree with that it's not canon don't even say don't even joke about that and most people find the fact that asoka talked to be a very bad thing because it confirms that she's dead well i mean that i feel like you can't really get around that she would have to be you'd think unless well you can make something up Darth Vader in the showdown in Darth Vader between him and asoka in rebels he couldn't kill her and he knocked her out and put her in carbon light or something and she's been frozen the entire time it could be captured or secluded there's a lot of different sort of things they could do but i think it's just there's something to the idea that like being told someone's dead without having been you know consume the content in which they had died just like wow okay like it obviously felt bad for those fans yeah you'd want to know how at least but that would have been kind of cool if Darth Vader did just you know spare her life but keep her trapped away because she is a pretty you know cool kind of I have plans for you and then he died before he could do his plans well he might want another midi chlorine baby so yeah not another one that sorry because it would be his first one my penis is fourth degree burns was the Han Solo scene new or old footage from tfa scene i hear the dialogue was very similar also hi J i think it was new that would be my guess i don't know for sure but he looked a little different from how he looked in tfa he did look different he did look different and it made me wonder if he was computer model yeah maybe i don't know how would we be able to prove it we would need Harrison Ford's like i guess him saying that he was in it i guess otherwise yeah i can't know for sure he was making that movie with that cgi dog and he was like maybe i went to cgi maybe i shouldn't have left star wars maybe the cgi the trailer for that film looked weird that was one of the trailers for seared riser skywalker i was like what the hell what the fuck is this oh man oh my god the most shocking part of riser skywalker was when rey finally closed her mouth for one minute anyway have a mary jeb must p.s. hi wags hello and she did yes yes she has been known to do it every once in a while pretty neat so did c3po say the n word he didn't he did not he did but it was in sith so only the only the og n words could it was a hate crime by the galactic senate remember when anthony daniel sort of came out and said he would have liked it if like the ot characters were given more like time or whatever and he got like blasted by the the crazy fans again these people are crazy it's funny because imagine being him you're like recording for this next new film the end of the skywalker saga you don't you still don't share a scene with luke or han or leia everyone's dead yeah you got you got shibaka right i mean you don't remember him for half the film but he's there it's just kind of crazy it's just like yeah no wonder he felt all of these characters are in these movies they spend basically no time together but they're all here alone as individuals not together oh damn uh the dagger of mortism oh yeah because it was called mortis right and the mortis that could have been interesting i can't stand it no i know but like if there was a different plotline entirely and it involved some you know broken sith ancient dagger called the dagger of mortis maybe that could have worked maybe who knows maybe if it looked like a dagger oh yeah as long as it wasn't had this stupid location that's supposed to be secret written on it and it wasn't like this rule where it's supposed to point to you know like those clion daggers like those look intimidating um hey mola when can we expect your unbridled rage rage for rise of skywalker i would say at a push a week's time it's gonna be a long one so it means i've got a lot of editing to do and if i was like non-stop doing editing i might be able to do it in that amount of time but yeah um i got another draft to do hopefully tomorrow today in my time um and then i'll be recording and then it's just editing editing editing which you know it takes time i there's no way it's gonna come out for christmas uh hopefully the new year maybe new year's day that could be cool um that'll be that uh i'm excited to get it out it's gonna be fun um um efap is great and all but it doesn't compare to your exquisite unbridled rages don't worry it's on the way um hi mola hello hi rags hello to quote luke what a piece of junk was it me or was it the very last scene edited very badly the worst part about the movie was how hollow it felt and nothing felt earned oh completely agreed nothing was it it was all pay off no build up it was all just just just it's like being max level in a game right from the get go and there was no journey to earn it and you don't know what it's like to be weak and there's no weight to it there's no perspective on how far you've come nope um release the lucas cut seems a lot more appealing than release this night at cut so without further ado release the lucas cut um i'd be interested to know what lucas tried to do with it i don't know how it's salvageable though like i don't know what you would have to work with that would have been you know workable seems like it would be a disaster i don't want yeah out of any of the rumors that one is the one that seems the most thin about george lucas making a whole cut and that they filled all new footage to make for it that one i don't know i like if it exists great i just need to see it to believe it but for that one um i mean i'm sure a metric fuck ton of people didn't go see the film so those who saw it may have just been predisposed to liking it probably not though doesn't think there are a couple of explanations for that ron tomato score it's just not what i expected and i just keep coming back to that i guess seeing it i'm just like how it's uh it's fine um hello guys if you're into wrestling see if you get this star wars before disney was attitude era wwf star wars is now wwe today uh metal commander is a big fan of wrestling he could have answered that for us well i actually used to watch wwf back in the day when i was wwf a little bit as a you know as a teenager and so i i do kind of get it i don't haven't seen too much of wwe so only a little bit do i get that reference so why are you doing this when it's too early in the day to drink well theoretically it would have become you know later so i wonder if john sena had a cameo an episode i hope he did i hope so too then this would be something good about how can tlj defenders say it would be boring to have an op luke yet they make ray the same thing also strange that this is now the palpatine saga yes it is strange and i guess they don't see ray as op for some reason what what is the general opinion on that from tlj sort of fans do they think she's op i think this movie has convinced them that she is you'd hope so because it's off the scale god i'd rather staple my dick to a ceiling fan and self administer a sulfuric acid enema than watch that autistic fuckfest again whoever made it needs to have their kneecaps ground to dust hashtag legion of raw that's aggressive yeah that's what i thought that's graphic i don't know if i go that far extreme look after yourself you don't want to be doing that there's no coming back some hot guy slapped my ass but i wouldn't go much further than that ray didn't need to start out on her Todd on her own or it says t.o. Todd on her oh she should have been a child of two or more senior jedi in luke's new jedi order and not op as hell that would have been an idea and they would have had a history with kylo there's so many options they could have taken whatever you're thinking in your head right now it's better than what we got yes yes more than waiting for this hi all tear this shit show apart and buy above the storm on amazon great fantasy with no mary sues i have not heard of it but fair enough critics gave it a bad review because it doesn't pander to alt left stuff also rags yes poop with your door open we're watching never no one watches me as i poop pooping is something i do in private the entire cinema laughed when ben died after the kiss also the knights of ran are like the spanish inquisition something happens camera pans and they just appear out of thin air it's a joke there yeah man the knights of ran were fucking lame again they're another element of like why were you in this felt go away and they were an invention of JJ you think you would have treated him with a bit more you know um yeah give him more purpose why do they even exist there was so much wandering and the only thing that they eventually did was just beat kylo's ass apparently on her toad means on her own i've never heard that before and they said well are you british or not i've lived it for my whole life i've never heard the expression on her toad on her toad no i've never heard that and a lot of people that try to emulate like british lexicon and everything but i've never heard that on her toad on her toad on her toad this is one of the best known examples of cockney rhyming slang it means on your own alright yeah i've never heard that one on your toad to add to your point about luke's Jedi order shad the his order was something Anakin himself would have been proud of there you go um game time started been here before rags sent a chat to himself and i was still there when we watered our jabs let this be the time we can all say episode 66 we were there we were indeed would you rather have cat girls who have human ears and cat ears or just cat ears eye wags just cat just cat ears i feel like the redundancy would be really off putting how would you want two types of ears yeah man i just just the cat ears would be perfectly fine they're soft you know the phrase velvety soft like a puppy dog's ear it'd be like that just a cat on a you know dainty glass never heard that saying yeah well there you go maybe i just made that up on the spot and i'm pretending i heard it from somewhere else but um execute efap 66 save for bits and pieces i refuse to accept disney's cannon the throne trilogy tfu and the rest of the eu is true cannon i mean i'm sure it's better i should so yeah could it really be worse yeah at this point i'm just legit like fuck this sequel trilogy just don't think about it it's not real it's not real it's the last uh if they made a reboot of star wars the obvious choice for a recast would be a black jewish woman uh for who luke yeah that's what i was about to say luke for luke i guess it makes sense darth vader is played by medea mhm first thing i would have loved it if the new trilogy had the galaxy split in two the republic and the empire each ruling their halves of the galaxy in peace and the first order coming in as a third faction that's a theory that's an idea at least that would have been world building it would have showed that the republic had some kind of control over something you wouldn't need to call them republican empire but the idea that after the empire is defeated the galaxy splits into like two significant portions in terms of like that could be pretty cool so depressing how the republic was just a non-existent thing in this sequel series they inhabited a bunch of planets that all got invisible that was all they're dead, they're gone they're nothing now all five of those planets they're just gone forever they're just destroyed can't use them anymore i'm assuming one of them was coruscant it would have to be a lot of people think that apparently whatever visual dictionaries do confirm it's not coruscant speaking of which during that whole movie i wonder what's going on in coruscant yeah i wonder what's happening there i wonder what people think about all this we don't get to know what happens there i wonder how people feel about these things that we're watching execute effap66 rise of skywalker was better than game of thrones season 8 um yes because game of thrones season 8 all of the main characters rise of skywalker didn't do much with many of the characters didn't kill c3p0 did a good job with them what character was well served by season 8 of game of thrones it's like not really anybody um rise of skywalker doesn't even look or feel like a jj film i'm gonna give a hard disagree on that one i did a lot of lens flaring i felt like all the visuals are very sort of thing and then the feel the constant mysteriousness the macguffininess i don't know i felt like i was watching a jj film mystery box behind a mystery box complete incapability of telling a story and like sith land all that lightning it was actually really hurting my eyes yeah i said on the other stream just the idea that you have different sources of light that are changing and making emperor palatine look kind of like it's hard to make him out consistently the first few seconds i thought that was kind of a cool idea and then it got old super quick and i was like i can't fucking focus like this is getting really annoying um i guess if they just showed him last i probably would have been more okay with it but yeah it's so flickery and uh i didn't get what in my cinema but apparently there was epilepsy warnings i didn't get a warning but it was it was hard on the eye so let me say this i accidentally bought a ticket for a 3d showing yeah i know right i went to i gave the guy my ticket and then he handed me my glasses and i'm like wait what this is in 3d and he's like yep and so i said fuck i watched it all in 3d it added absolutely nothing to the experience because it's a 3d movie it was fine it was like fine it was i would have preferred it normal but it wasn't you know terrible but man those flashes something about them just the depth that they had some of them were just oh it was rough not a fan of 3d movies would avoid i can't stand 3d movies with the exception of when i saw dread the new dread movie the newish one in 3d and it actually worked pretty well i like the exception not the rule so the jab speak you are writing new star wars movies the sequels are still canon how do you fix the force ghost problem it takes place a thousand years in the future and everyone forgets how they did it i mean i would have to try and make the idea that the island was special and they could only just run the island i think that's the other solution yeah yeah that's not a not a terrible idea there we go new solutions and both accounting for different timelines uh oh dear lord it was as bad as the leaks were told rip star wars maybe you'll be better in the next go around i like how that's our attitude with all the new reboots we're like well better luck next time every time why always what i'm working long man why isn't that well theoretically that could end up being better if we can keep you company but um also with how long the streams go unless you've got a bigger than nearly 12 hour shifts should be able to catch a portion of it at a certain point six of the Jedi at the end who talked never appeared in a movie why would JJ give adi galley or gaily Ezra and kanan or canon more dialogue than anakin no idea probably trying that might have been mandated for all we know to try and boost those those sort of shows in a way if that makes sense um include more because the whole you know like the whole i really feel like endgame kind of got ripped off you know like the whole everybody's coming to to win the day all the characters we know from all these different areas like oh look see y'all so so great oh cool yeah sort of assist that why because of disney they will now be a palpatine porn alright oh man help the porn episode nine gave me the tism tremors i'll need several dosages of rhino milk and an extra long fab to cure them the tism well see this is the problem now so 1155 is that normal or is that long for efeb 1155 oh man is 11 hours and 55 minutes normal for efeb that is the question i don't know the average human is dead so who knows what the average efeb that's true rags spit and truth the thing he's attached to looks like what dragon megatron is attached to in beast machines i like the comparison to glados i think that's funny yeah it's i will say this it did look creepy certainly had the creep factor going for it that strange mechanical arm attached to who knows what up top holding him in place extremely impractical makes no sense but it looked creepy so uh perma kick j for uttering the words immigrant song you know the song from thor agnarok i know he's young he doesn't he doesn't understand the world right and he's has been kicked so it's all good uh spends decades lying in wait patiently building a massive secret military somehow and at the last minute transmits this info to the galaxy without any defenses in place palpatine was the spy anybody see i hear everything's episode nine review he sounded like a defeat defeated loser having to cope with the fact his precious baby sucks now it's pretty funny um yeah he's he's spoke to me about how like his his perception on tlg is definitely changed from when he first saw it and that uh this one was bad you know and put on him for kind of reassessing his views on it smoke slash palpatine killed off the caminoeans so shitty clones of course they killed the clone makers and so they're making shitty clones yeah if only they had the Kaminoans around then man he would have had some fucking bang ass clones i feel the need to say force heal eliminates the entire reason anakin has to turn to the dark side for padme the entire story's reason is gone pretty much i mean if it could heal a deadly lightsaber stab right through the chest then sure it could probably mend a uterus surprised you referenced that instead of bringing somebody back to life that that's just what came to mind yeah i guess uh ray i don't think anyone knows who i am me crawling by skin i loved it when kylo was about to ram ray with his ship and she just stood there for ages and when he pounded her into the ground on the death star wreckage and she saved his life anyway i was reminded of all the times in college where i'd verbally abuse girls or shove them into walls if they pissed me off only for them to lovingly defend me afterwards around all of their friends based some chicks are crazy man and she certainly was in that moment you know kylo's getting some mixed signals he was like whoa you killed me but then you're like healing me okay cool thanks thanks a lot man i am inevitable i am iron man i am all the sith i am all the jedi coincidence i know uh oh and now my number seven film gone girl thoughts also hyrax hello i like gone girls could shit um i don't know i don't think i've actually spoken to anybody about whether or not any of you guys seen gone girl i have not i have not i have to see what chat thinks of gone girl review away folks tlj is an absolute mess i cannot defend that's from ihra i had everything yeah his mind's definitely changed on it uh bruh palpatine was that actually from him i mean it's quoted i'd have to watch his video i watched half of his video i can't remember if he'd said that already at that point um bruh palpatine announced his return in fortnite instead of the film lol i'm a zoomer but shish that's two films fortnite's ruined this year it's weird i wish fortnite would get out of movies yeah i can't believe that we had to kind of begin a lot of this conversation with the fact that fortnite was a relevant topic we had to discuss for this rise of skywalker review that's where we're at we did it yay uh car palpatine got hit with his own lightning three times i would have stopped personally three times we got oh of course when you fought yoda i guess yoda would have blasted it back at him is that the three times uh oh when vader picks him up does that count yeah i would say so because then he's kind of roasting himself as he's about every time i think of that scene i think of the ah and he falls down and then what i'm like and he's alive i have been temporarily inconvenient like all that sound the soundtrack it finally comes down vader's looking down the whole just here asshole i'll be back like calls an elevator from down there it's like ding oh my god you ass uh did the new sith troopers ever show up they did but i there was no reason why they wouldn't be normal troopers i don't know why there was could it be toys could it be toys stormtroopers they can do anything yeah like they didn't do anything that we hadn't seen you know whatever they just there to shoot people and miss and then get killed now the best part about palpatine's announcement is that the announcement to the galaxy actually happened in fortnight look it up i liked when palpatine raised all the star destroyers all those massive roofs all the impending planetary genocides i felt like a kid on christmas okay i'm glad you got some out of it man most people were just upset uh holy balls over 8300 people watching good job guys jesus christ testicles well i mean yeah if you've seen them i find that for this do not talk about these testicles i'm at work currently but i can't wait to listen to this all the way through i've been waiting for this all year love you guys drink your rhino milk and obey the spiders visions merry christmas and a happy new year merry christmas i hope you enjoyed star wars merry star wars merry star wars happy life day star wars is dead uh agent 47 with his address on his pistols there's so many comparisons you can make yeah that's kind of uh yeah that's what we're like and i know this applies to a lot of movies but just every step of the way with jj he says like this is what's gonna happen this is like this he has the guffin fucking thing on the knife you'd be like why why you know that's really dumb jj you don't have to the movies not out we can write this out easily without any problem hi buddy we've got time i know this is the way it's gotta be hey uh why is killing palpatine in hate worse than killing billions of stormtroopers oh because they did those with a smile on their face i guess one protects the universe while the other one is like a more of a personal thing like he wants to kill palpatine for his own personal gain and you might be like well wouldn't kill him palpatine save the galaxy it's like well it depends on what your motivation to do it is and that was kind of what he was wrestling with in episode six it's like uh obviously anakin kills palpatine to save his son so it's like you know he kind of like defends what he loves instead of attacking what he hates you know i mean don't like sometimes it could be good to kill evil horrible people who want to destroy planets maybe that's not so bad maybe if you know you're not really a bad person like as he throws the upper dab rose i would say hating a genocidal tyrant isn't a bad thing i'd say wow that's like your opinion bro yeah you're okay you're all right you did good yeah i was gonna say like rose would have disproved of what vader did should have been like hey man put him down that is disgusting stop hate killing what you hate and palpatine's like thank you rose that's what i told them all the time they don't listen to me people never ask how's palpatine mm-hmm the super duper star destroyers are from a space wizard intended for slave children sheev willams you know what if you could if i could get the take from any one of the video assas it probably would have been him about this film knowing that they all were gonna hate it all people who like tlj it would have been him because uh i just like i want to see how he structure his video while avoiding falling into the trap of being too emotional about it because he's not allowed to be from his own metric so how would he do it how would he avoid all the lad minds and what would he criticize because remember he's not allowed to touch inconsistencies because that's not relevant it's you have to go after what was his thing do you remember rags it's like efap3 i'm going back to he said like valid criticisms when you talk about i think character motivations i think was one of them i can't remember it's been uh it's been a while i can't quite remember it has been a while he said some dumb shit he did you're right um albertine kill me and i will win ray no i won't two minutes later ray grr kills him my brain da dum de da da doid yeah did we ever talk about well like doesn't his spirit like he she killed him so his that's what he wanted right well this so this is what i was thinking about did they have her die in order to argue that his spirit couldn't get into her body but that doesn't make sense right because he can inhabit like zombie bodies yeah i think that's why the lightning they had to make the lightning shoot himself when reflected into his face so he doesn't matter the whole point is the he was inhabiting a zombie body right that was the whole thing so it the the state of the body isn't necessarily relevant compared to his spirit doing his floaty runs and running around yeah so i don't and this is the thing you cannot establish to us directly that if she kills him he goes into her you're like oh wow okay mechanically i understand the rules and then she kills him and he doesn't like okay alright like i know it would have been really goofy but to really nail it you would have had to have had his spirit come out of his body and go for her then she directs the lightning at the spirit the spirit goes explodes like the defenders will say no she had to have killed him during that ritual and if it's not done during a ritual he can't inhabit it that will be what people will say what ritual yeah or he killed himself so it doesn't count he starts a ritual it's like she takes the lightsaber she will raise it to her that's a ritual he's just saying stuff that's what a ritual is but that's what people will say that's what a ritual is people saying stuff that sounds like the big gay tros is better than tlj only because it lacks pretentiousness tlj thinks it's smarter than you tros goes out of its way to prove it's dumb certainly one way to look at it it's one way did anyone notice the memory of han accidentally moved kylo's hair when he touched his face there was a fizz yeah he touched his face i mean his hand was on his face that would certainly go into the category of arguments that support the idea that he's not strictly a a memory but that's probably an accident i don't fucking know it's kind of confusing that's a mistake i mean even if there was no hair move you could argue that when he touched the cheek the cheek was actually impressed by the pressure and so yeah excellent did anyone else think that the knife looked like a rampant rabbit a rampant rabbit no it looked stupid it didn't look sharp it didn't look deadly it looked silly when the ruler part came out of it it looked even cooler right guys oh yeah time to measure up miss stab um palpatine fried the entire resistance fleet but couldn't fry two lightsaber hilts what a bitch exactly that was my point ray commits identity fraud changed my mind nope not changed my mind imagine how awkward that would be if one like she's taken the name of one of the most famous heroes in the universe and they're like you're it's like daughter and she's like no sure yeah yeah it's like well with who's the parents is like uh um mera jade oh was not gonna say anyone my night's and I are going hunting me these wounds will not heal oh that's uh that's Lincoln Park again um I had to go out of my way en route to the cinema to find a bottle of Johnny Walker and a flask in which to sneak it into the theater but I'm so glad I made the extra effort last time I felt this one out of last time I felt this was uh when I drove an hour to see the Irishman best part was around the start of the final battle all the coconut cups was gone and only scotch was left I was laser focused on a tiny rectangular portion in the corner of the IMAX screen directly in front of me and I couldn't tell jack shit about what was happening on the rest of the screen so I couldn't be bothered to turn my head I hadn't slept I was drunk I kept booing and bursting into laughter and I was making silly faces too so I probably looked like a cross between Jack Nicholson and the Shining and Jack Nicholson and departed um and Leo in the Lude scene in Wolf of Wall Street at one point I yelled what the fuck and some little shit when language would have started a fight but thankfully more stupid shit happened that distracted me alright was that with the Irishman with Star Wars yeah I'm not sure what to make of that uh alright it sounds like he had a fun drink adventure I mean you know whatever floats your bow in terms of enjoying these movies it can be tough yeah go for it whatever gets you through the Star Wars movie these days you know Rebels talks about Koroban it's in canon this is a different planet oh I think most people know it's a different planet it's just disappointing that it's a different planet I think seems to be that people wanted it to be Koroban but maybe they would have ruined it so I don't know Ancient Sith planet that isn't the other ancient Sith planet you know how it be too many hows how did the dagger know where to point to find second Maguffin on a 40 ish year old destroyed space station well so my assumption is that the dagger was created after they discovered the ruins right like we would agree on that yeah like because the shape of the the fucking shape of the dagger was the stupid there's no way JJ that stupid that a dagger was shaped the right way before the death star crashed well the force it would be so funny if he said that was it he's like no no that's it we'd be like wow the force guided the hand of the blacksmith 1000s of times retard muck chuckle fuck is saying hi oh I retard muck chuckle fuck and the name I was rooting for the first order I never get what I want why would you root for them ever there's no point they're terrible like really look at all the movies and try and rate the first orders competency like what is group of idiots do you want to win they constantly fail like they just do nothing right and they have so many resources like it's incredible if you look through the three films look at their the same they turn a planet into a gun yep because that's the first one we're like that's an insane weapon it's like it's not just that in the second one they have this huge army of star destroyers and you're like oh molly you've made a mistake you're talking about rise of skywalker and I'm like no second movie they have an army of star destroyers as well they have the supremacy and adorbership it just all means nothing and then you have the third film which which yeah hey fap crew according to the new comic the emperor killed all of Luke's students with his massive force lightning attack right after Kylo woke up what are you shitting me are you shitting me that's a ret card right what is this to make Kylo look better because he's like crazy asshole no no guys it was palpitating the whole time what the hell he shot lightning through space to like like to kill everyone but it didn't move Luke somehow is that true I don't like even though even the writers and you know directors of the movies disregard the comic books as continuity and they ignore it and contradict it all the time it's almost like why buy them then why read the comic books if they're just they can just discard them at whim how do you even keep track you know they fuck their own retcons all the time they retcon their own retcons like what are you supposed to do oh uh so palpitating wanted Ray to find him but also controlled Snoke good thing he just knew Kylo wouldn't kill Ray when Snoke told him to that was lucky oh yeah how are we supposed lucky are we now supposed to believe that Snoke knew that Kylo was gonna do that whole time and that was his purpose to be killed by him because obviously if he was gonna kill Ray that would have fucked everything up palpitating this is also I guess it's so did palpitating intend for Ray to tell the rest of the resistance where the planet was so that they will come and attack it wouldn't even have mad because they found out from Dio like does he want them to have found out he sounded like it right remember he says come to me on Exegol the girl is coming whatever and if friends will follow her he says something like that and so like he's counting on it I would think that you wouldn't want to fight him on the secret Sith planet you'd want to fight him especially if your fleet couldn't get into the atmosphere why would you want to fight them there you know that they wouldn't be able to raise their shields for some fucked up reason why fight them in that condition you're saying why would palpitating want to fight them there yeah yeah I agree especially now everyone will know where I mean assuming there's at least one rebel to tell everyone else where Exegol is now then that becomes common knowledge like oh so much for the secret sith planet yeah what a stupid person rags with the scathing judgment there you're a stupid person palpatine's palpatine's message was in fortnite only so it was so it's okay I can't believe I'm fucking asking this but is fortnite star wars canon I don't know how to ask that question this welcome to 2019 it's the end of it just about but we have to ask is fortnite material star wars canon yeah it would appear so yfs yfs is in the chat he said I miss star wars because of a trade broke so we watched the cab rip instead saved money did you like it did you have fun merry christmas rags leaving out rhino milk and weird grapes in the hopes that you'll soon come down my chimney sounds great sounds like a night well spent ho ho ho the r2 spy message was a powerpoint with a fancy slide transitions that's why it took so long to upload it but it didn't matter it was just the end word every slight this cycling through it waiting for the important slide they're like who did this come on guys we're trying to save the world who put the end word on every page there's 77 thousand pages and they're like when huck saves them at the ship he's like did you get the thing did you see it did you see it I thought that would be funny I heard that all stormtroopers were black he said I didn't save money because I'd already bought a ticket it wasn't good oh yeah I figured from the whole the train made you miss your showing but um no it wasn't good we literally spent nine hours talking about how it's not very good um no doubt many more to come as the days pass we think more and more on it I just really like mettle's avatar you like the uh the crying pepe oh no wait the drunk pepe oh no wait now he's got the uh the Sid Nicholson version which yes oh my god very cute um kofr were priceless what's kofr nice of of ren like I'm telling my friend that the Zory racing is because women fucking hate each other from the camera whip pasts to knights of ren slowly marching around the block in formation lol I mean they were useless but funny sure useless I was expecting them to I thought they were Jedi I thought they were like students or something that follows us yeah they were just dudes dudes with really impractical weapons my my personal fucking Gestapo with baseball bats like why um yeah so if fortnight is Canada Star Wars and Thor plays fortnight at edgame that means the edgame is canon in Star Wars oh my god I'm not sure that's how it works but oh my god 110% how it works I'm willing to believe anything I've been waiting for this for so long also hi rags I got a headache after watching TROS yeah I think that's perfectly reasonable to have happened honestly yeah man it can be tough um if the wayfinder was Uganda knuckles it would have been it would have saved the movie I don't necessarily disagree do you know the way to xygo that's not a map it's just knuckles why would the tif fighters follow them light skipping apparently they have technology to do so and because this is their only lead of finding what remains of the resistance I can see the tif fighters being ordered to do so though if you remember fellas they would argue that um the reason that the tif fighters were not sent in to destroy the radicid tlj was because they did want to just arbitrarily have tif fighters be lost in the war they don't want to waste tif fighters because tif fighters are precious can you believe losing some of your equipment in order to end the war I mean no one would do that that would be insane it's a great decision because they only cripple their entire force thanks to not I like when Ray got scary bilbo teeth scary bilbo teeth she did have a bilbo teeth I kinda want to use that in my video now scary bilbo teeth cause I was gonna go with gollum but I was like oh no wait yeah cause it is much more of a bilbo moment that is isn't it scary bilbo teeth first scene on the base po don't ask how but someone somehow the emperor is back I spat out my coke and I thought the battle plan scene in tfa was bad yeah well yeah but that's the thing the problem is funny how much the match is broken like we're all dealing with it the characters in the universe have to just deal with it like everybody's just dealing with this it's like the emperor's just back fuck it Claude the slug had more development than this lot that's his name Claude Claude? his name is Claude the slug is oh the guy that was getting hugged at the end right the guy who had like a few I don't know oh my god hyperspace skipping was just to create a disney ride at Star Wars land where they jump from planet to planet in the universe to milk it I can believe that I believe it 100% I believe it I thought you had to escape a planet's gravity to hyperspace jump don't interdicta cruisers create artificial gravity wells to trap ships that's not currently in any of the mainline movies right but that's uh I'm not sure if they're getting that from EU or from Clone Wars Rebels sort of thing interdicta but I hardly know her Ray's better at light speed skipping cause she's Ray no of course of course she's better she knows what's best pose a fucking idiot the millenium falcon definitely belongs to Ray pose a moron whatever she's just the best at everything half of his video is complaining about the people walking in front of the camera in the theater cause of the camera if there's like a bunch of people they get up the camera if we go around there's like this obnoxious break where they advertise gambling and it's just like does this work? yeah gambling you know what I can use after watching this movie gambling palpatine gets electrocuted thrown off a ledge and explodes death star explodes cinemasins he survives this yeah he's not gonna get that wrong is he he's a pretty sure you'll nail that execute efap66 absolutely took me 4.5 hours to watch 2.5 hour flop r.o.s oh like cause pausing and stuff I guess I think a lot of people probably watch the cam vision of this one they probably were like yeah we're not we're not gonna risk it with this one I mean just erase this trilogy by going into the future where they're all dead and have them say the sequel trilogy is a poorly written story by an author called Ray yeah you could actually do that like not necessarily decanonize you just have it be that these are the representations of a story that some character in the universe wrote like if you really wanted to at that point I'd just be like can you just decanonize it like there's no point I would laugh because that's the quintessential thing you know about fan fiction and the main characters based off the author and so yeah the author named Ray inserted I like it um where are we did everyone forget the ties have classed to hyperdrives a.k.a slow the falcon has 0.54 times faster they should be hours behind um it doesn't yeah well we went over how like all that doesn't seem right it was just news to me that tie fighters had hyperdrives at all they did in the original trilogy I think the new original one that's that's why in a new hope they were so surprised to find the tie fighter fly over them just before they hit the death star they're like how the heck did that get out of here um and even the earlier movies I thought the force awakens sorry the last first whatever order um their tie fighters didn't have hyperdrives but this one this movie seems like they do and they have the trackers on board which apparently if you remember require like this big old breaker in order to run it like this looks like it's bigger than the tie fighter itself is like all right you streamlined the technology good job guys really size that down yeah did a good job in one year they must have developed a miniaturizing technology technology because they brought the uh the death star cannons down so yeah I mean so the advantage is that it's a lot more portable and thinner now but the bad news is you can no longer plug in your earphones I mean I can't believe I'm saying this but it is technically a reasonable development from that weird cannon that TLJ has the death star cannon they open crate with you know that one no mohler bad miniaturized death star no bad mohler I'm sorry but if we hang on that's not what I said though I just said that if you can miniaturize a death star cannon and you put it like that because I thought that was dumb on its own but um to attach those to star destroyers actually seems like kind of a good idea the fact they can destroy planets though I don't I don't know that that's ridiculous yeah because I think we actually argued that in TLJ like why aren't you putting this on ships like those things look like they could pierce through you know but uh yeah all right the logical implications would be by miniaturizing is by miniaturizing it you invariably lower the power capacity no no no increase the power we'll keep it the same either way um all together please please quote red letter media loyalty to disney loyalty to the brand loyalty is salvation loyalty is life well consume product be excited for next product yeah I bet Jay is very happy that he said that on red letter media because that's gonna be like one of the most used quotes in relation to how terrible mainstream movies are getting hey so funny thing real life thing right so yesterday I was just trying to binge all the uh uh rises skywalk reviews I could find and I clicked on the collider review and I tell you what like five minutes into it I'm just I was getting like nerd crew flashbacks like this this is not a parody this is like it's really that bad damn it was so much like you know there was I liked it overall and me personally me personally me personally no that's right yeah I got five minutes into that review and just clicked off like wow that like nerd crew nailed it with those types of reviews it was amazing um episode seven planted the hyperspace seed episode eight after in the wrong hole episode nine forgot to put the condom on but since it went in the wrong hole it's okay I it sounds like crisis averted with that one but I mean it was not averted in this film to find wrong hole yes um in one of the scenes in which Finn runs up to Poe and Ray and pulls them both into a hug I turned to my friend and said you know why he did that it's because they're friends I did this throughout the movie oh I guess because he's kind of trolling because obviously they're not friends uh there's a sheba named rags in valkyrie chronicles four but there is there is but there it's yeah but there it's short for ragnarok I was yeah hello he's a medic too I love being the heal bitch so it fits well hey guys just wanted to let you know I unironically and ironically love this movie definitively a mess but I appreciated the storytelling attempts um all right I give that's enough for you to give it appreciation then all right gonna say that just the just the attempt should be the default is that you're attempting uh I don't think you should give people props for trying trying should be the the bare minimum of what you do trying is what gets you into being able to be judged that's the uh he's like congratulations we can now look at what you've done uh yeah favorite parts do we breaking down kylo dad ons I know and yes queed falling for the tall abusive boyfriend who isolates him from his friends what about you see 3PO see 3PO yeah yes you just nailed it see 3PO man see 3PO unironically the best part of star wars episode amazing nine he was the only character I felt bad for good old C3PO that is amazing to me it really is this robot of metal or something the best thing about the film Emperor Palpatine's surgical reconstruction center is canon that is a deep law reference to red light media when they read the um the series of facts or whatever uh really warhammer 40k is now less ridiculous than star wars how yeah well I don't know how to explain it this movie has solidified my resolve to abandon star wars entirely for 40k for the emperor the dawn protects for the emperor TLJ didn't do that for you TLJ is what happens when you don't praise the onsite Molo will there be an unbridled rage yes it's on the way absolutely I miss when entertainment had good writing hi rag hello and me too yeah those were the days man that's why you gotta embrace some of the better writers these days of good fantasy literature get into audio books if you're reading is takes too long because that's so like I'm a slow reader and so sometimes reading large books are too tedious audio books are the best I bet Babu Frick is a really fast read yeah man definitely um he really has to turn his head to read though I think that would slow him down you think he can't turn his head super fast he doesn't even look like he has a neck yeah so it must be difficult for him yeah I don't even know what to say uh no battle station is required for death star tech you only need an anti-planetism gun oh there you go that's probably directly from a lore book and how do you power those big ass things anyway on a little ship AA batteries yes the force um I've got a I've got to start creating content so you guys can write me to an e-fap stream also I'm poor so sorry for only five bucks appreciated sir it's very kind of you yeah thanks much man uh creamy sheave the dark side of the force sorry sorry I was so tempted to quote Boogie oh fuck yeah what man well you know what man three dollars is a lot for a black person like a person of color oh man I didn't realize that's what you were doing so that is I have a gun I have a little gun you just you just listen to it and you're like what the hell did your brain just do sorry boogie I think you're a nice enough guy but you're a mess sleep well mr. yms I'm sure you enjoyed the film we love the rise of skywalker uh creamy sheave the dark side of the force leads too many me well time to dust off the old noose I think it's finally time this for this one no no we will soldier on we made it it's fine we knew this was coming we knew it was happening this trilogy had to end we knew it would um amazon basics recreational nukes alright yeah remember we were talking about um the plentiful nature of the planet destroy death stars is like nukes be a god abazzard yeah man just just buy him that's the thing um that's freaking he wasn't kidding like if you had one team break into one of those things and take control of them when it's gone you win yeah like your base planet you'd be like oh yeah point it straight down and just boof it's gone that's insane literally just came out of the cinema ready for this efap can't count the amount of times I flipped off the screen during it yeah that's a good way to sort of silently protest I suppose without ruining anyone else's experience snap waxley gets to vote and be in star wars twice but he didn't make it though discount porkins is dead so close sadly even having twin pocket death star lasers wouldn't make you half as powerful as ray also hi rags hello and that is true ray could blow up to billion planets it would not have surprised me with the way they were using the force if one of those star destroyers turned the death star canon on to ray shot it at her and she lifted her hand and stopped it in the air like that's the level of certainty they've gotten to with the force these days yeah and then someone would have been like yeah but in fairness she did train so yeah there are some things that you could just as long as you roll a natural one you can literally anything episode 10 mara jade and janna janna solo versus a reality warping memory manipulating history rewriting mouse like eldritch force entity and his four incompetent droids rj8 jj70 died kk5jw at ig3r i said mouse like entity is funny yeah i like it i'll petite the silk lord yeah what he what he gets is his new threads he's looking yeah great apparently physical immortality is a light side power not unreasonable i wouldn't know yeah i just yeah all right why didn't they have at the go ahead oh i was just saying i'm at the point that any expansion on the force powers now beyond the core utility from the original series i'm against because like as soon as you allow anyone any addition to the force they just run with it and then yeah out of control it's like you're dealing with children yes it's like well if you if you and your brother can play nice then no you and your brother not gonna play nice because you're two little kids it's like it you would think that all right there are some special super high tier powers but they come with a massive list of stipulations and almost to the point where they're unique and but they can't handle that stuff responsibly they can't make it they just can't do it they don't have the ability they don't know when to say no they're just more is better more is better i agree completely why didn't they have anakin instead of han solo that makes him turn back to the good side makes more sense i don't know that it makes more sense it would have been interesting to have i was actually thinking about like all right if they really wanted someone who could add some emotional validity to kylo's acceptance of trying to turn good you would need a force ghost his idol and i was thinking what if they actually got hayden christensen to appear instead of like and actually got him to appear as a force ghost hey kid i heard you idolize me you idiot i never told you i never told you did they he just walks up and slats kylo across the face what are you doing you know my master obi one that would have been really nice just to get all they would have they might have but these would have been like vaders last words essentially though the most recent things you know anakin had ever said so i'm like man i wonder if they would have fucked it up but it would have been a great every time we think of anything i'm just like they'll ruin the risk of them ruining it we'll do something they're gonna fuck it up so um hi morla slash rags hello hello you guys have inspired me to write my own long media analysis thank you for being inspiring do you have any advice aside from redrafting um we get this question a lot we've kind of started to develop a what you could call singular answer it's just like focusing on lots of different elements primarily being your passionate about it secondly being keep to accuracy as much as you can structure it well i know that sounds like a cop out but like try to debunk it as you go as well yeah there's so many ways to uh you make video because this is the thing me and rags don't even make videos the same way um and yet we're both long men same with shad by the way i don't think he makes it the same way that me and rags do so you know it's tough the unifying elements i would like to believe between us is accuracy as well as uh just just getting that work done that needs to be done in order to get that video where it needs to be yeah generic as it sounds i think it's a good way to go um by the way palpatine's whole plan was for rey to kill him and she kills him so palpatine is in rey now that's what i mean but yeah it's it's weird the rules are so strange and odd that you'd think that but apparently not well imagine unless the new sequel is actually palpatine did get into rey well yeah yeah i was going to say like imagine they had this like moment where she's like yes i'm rey skywalker and she turns away and then it like the camera goes up to her eyes you see them go like the the sith color and she goes and then the credits hit and it's like wow okay oh yeah like the end of michael jackson's thriller that's the thing man it's uh like and they would leave it open for the rey trilogy because this wasn't that this is funny let let me show you this here someone posted this in the in the discord all right we got uh first we thought boba fett died in the salak pit but he survived then we thought darth mull died after being cut in half but he survived then we thought palpatine was killed by vader but he survived you know what this means right porgans has a chest rise of the porgans yes he's the best character stay on target stay on target oh isn't he he just ends up going like i'm having a little trouble here this is like he explodes i can't remember why he just does it's uh it's a good i think you might have been a vader kill uh boom 10k yeah we did uh hit the 10k view as it was surprising exciting we almost hit 11k at one point like we're like i forget if i didn't see if we crossed it but we certainly got up to 10900 people wanted to know if star wars was good it's a natural thing i hope we've answered that question if you have any uh if we weren't clear imagine the only reason they were here was to discover if it was better or worse than tlj and we're like well if they wanted shad's answer they got it um palpatine i have the final order stormtrooper oh palpatine's been listening to europe again palpatine probably has access to all kinds of dimensional radios it would make sense he's very powerful 10 000 n words brought together by hate yes indeed 10k massives but that's really what this movie's about it's a film about family i've been looking forward to this what do you think is the worst scene in the disney trilogy damn the worst scene in the disney trilogy so my brain immediately goes to luke angrily tried to fucking murder kylo to sleep i don't know i like ray killing palpatine is pretty darn awful because it's the ultimate deus ex machina element out of everything and so that's really hit the top for me oh wow there's so many choices hentabyte really you think that's the worst might be the holdo maneuver the holdo um might be yeah just one of those bitter scenes with