It's black famous. Um, I just think he does his thing Gary Owen comedy is here and black famous. I think you're famous famous guy famous I'm black famous.  They know my face. I don't know my name. Yeah It's funny though because most black comics want to be white famous Gary embraces being black famous my thing is Find an audience If you're lucky enough as a comedian to find your audience Yeah, find it I could be wrong, but I feel like when you have a black audience It feels like you're more broader than just having a specific white audience The reason I say that it's a black people blackness is so ingrained in culture If you're in the culture, you know this person if he's part of the culture.  So maybe that's it. So maybe it's like the people who are famous to black people are more Mainstream fame. Are you trying to say black culture is mainstream? It is so why didn't that way so white famous is being niche I think what I think so and I think it's kind of like corny in a way Like because black black. Yeah Because when you part of black culture like hip-hop blackness that's pop culture That's been the most popular culture for the past at least 25 years, right easy easy I was shocked that I saw you went to Italy and I was I was DM-ing them because I went to Italy probably three weeks Before he did right that's funny thing happened. So we get the Amalfi Coast and these four guys from Ireland Go, are you Gary Owen?   Here's what's funny about this picture one guy's name was Gary The other guy's name was Owen Whatever your name was Owen, whatever Wow. I was like, I didn't know you guys to me in Ireland.  Oh my gosh. It was good. The Amalfi Coast. Yes, great And I went with the right friend cuz my buddies who should go there with uh Aren't you divorced? Yeah. Yeah, okay with that group. Gary got true. Gary got Gary got trolled soon as he sat down Like what's the Wi-Fi password she was like black wise matter black With a group of friends we were the group and I went the right group a couple guys that already been Yeah, they knew how to navigate. Yeah, so they're the ones that they reserve They reserve the yacht the day they got to get a yacht and they knew exactly what little restaurants And it's all about the day day clubs are different in Italy than they are in the United States It's really you eat and I hang out. Yeah It's anything and they was great man Cuz like you'll be sitting there and all of a sudden like these group of people will just start singing Yeah And dancing the song will come on the guy will come over like if you ordered like Dom Perignon The guy would come over and like open it and he'd spray in everybody's mouth and he never missed Yeah, you know dance this stuff. I got all they get it over here. They completely get life over here Yeah, spending the mafia. I like the maficos better. I went to Florence Rome and Mafia coast. Yeah fly like Florence better Rome You're like Florence better than Rome. Really why Rome is just big. Yeah, we just big Florence felt like This is an Italian city. Yeah, almost had to walk everywhere.  I was trying to figure out Do I know where they're at? Yeah, you try to figure it out like I think I know where to rat Yeah, I think it's cool. I just Rome is like you're looking at like thousands of years of history I like does it feel like you fell Does Rome feel like no and I and that's the thing is like countries like rappers like they're the last ones who know They fell off like we we could we America could have fallen off But we don't we will never know it. Yeah, you know, I mean so so it's like I mean if you're in Rome You're walking around you're seeing these like structures that were built thousands of years ago Oh, wow, I'm in the greatest city that's ever existed. There's not even a question and if you grow up in that you're probably gone Well, yeah, this is the greatest city that's ever existed. Like you're doing a movie roll, right?  Yeah, it's the first year in a while in a while. Wow Gary we need to get to the burning. Yeah, you guys missed that whole back and forth. What he said cheating I went I Just did breakfast club. I don't talk about she and Gary doing it Gary said a lot on breakfast club. I don't know what he wants to say. This comes out after breakfast club though Comes out after it it weird when I did your guys podcast first time three years ago. He was married. He was a single one. Yeah, I was That's your future Well, did she take I know she took her ACL, but what else does she take in the It's not over. Oh really still not over. Oh no, so you don't want to talk about anything now We I mean we can talk a little bit, but it's like we got mediation In next week and that's gonna be a couple times and if that don't work we go to trial in October. Oh god Why do you need to go to trial? Yeah? I hope not. It's it's a lot of stuff like I can't say it's what's over Yeah, but you shouldn't even talk about it right now because this could be used against you in court, right? That's what I'm afraid of with the breakfast club. I didn't say anything bad. You did it. You didn't I was very You can you can say the truth. Yeah, which is which is what? The truth was I said it on his eye left This week the narrative is that she left me because I got caught out there. Oh, no, I filed first I wanted the divorce. I wanted That was what that's what happened. I think it's an important conversation because you and I told Gareth is you never hear men say That they are they were emotionally disconnected. That's something that's always seems like it's reserved for women They're like I was emotionally disconnected. That's why I ended up, you know going out there to cheat because you know I wasn't getting what I needed at home emotionally. I've never heard that from a man before Personally, I think that's a great conversation Well, and it's also what I said is we always when a divorce happens We always go where the guy do we always amiga what the guy do we never say what the woman do also and like You know, what is always there's always two things that happen to a bad marriage isn't one person and marital bliss Yeah, and the other person's miserable. Yeah. Yeah, so it's like when I called her and said I wanted to divorce I was like I was literally like look I want you to be happy But I'm not the guy that can make you happy at this point. Yeah, I can't I just can't I was like It's when little things that shouldn't bother you bother you I've heard a lot of the comedians talk about it on stage, but I was like, oh my god. It's happening to me What was your little thing? Like what okay, for example, she can't get mad at this because it's me. It's she did nothing wrong Yeah, she took a bite some food one time and she goes. Mmm. Ah good and I was like the fuck's so good about it What I look I'm at the table going this Ah good What is he doing again? I go I'm out.  Mmm.  That's how she felt when you probably bit into a glissie and it was like, oh good. What's a glissie? What's a glissie? I don't know the glissie is glissie is a hot dog But it's like a big joint like when it's hanging out the bun So it's like the on gluten free. Yeah the meat is hanging out the bun and you bite into it and you enjoy it He has a man. He like oh Maybe Maybe You know what I mean? You got to get your emotional connection somewhere, right? I didn't think I thank you for doing the show last week too, man Gary did a hell of a week last week and um had him in between flame and roe and our guy, uh, Chio say legendary son of uh combat jack. Oh, you know How was it? I didn't know the other dude was gated. We started talking. Oh So I was like I knew flame obviously and then the guy that went oh, and I wouldn't know if he wanted us to know So you were the glissie I was the dog in between the buns. Yeah. Yeah Yo, I'm looking around going what uh, okay Gary was like, I feel like this is a setup. Yeah, I did. I feel like I was in a little Nas X video You were just around two humans, man They're both good people. Yeah But we don't talk about emotional disconnections enough. Yo, that's the biggest thing in any relationship.  You're a mere obelisk right now Like you're like, it's not this but like what I told him is like marriage is hard Would is it? Yeah If you want to do it, right This is who I knew I told show me when I knew it was over was when the thought Of her being with somebody else didn't bother me In the least That's when I knew I go. Oh, this is this ain't good at all Interesting, you know, because I would think of a woman that you love and you're married and you know what you're going through Yeah, the thought or her going to somebody else if it don't hurt It's like this It didn't it wouldn't hurt ego right there. Don't you think what like the idea that like she would Cheat on you. I guess it's like heartbreak your family's over I don't know like what was always more painful for me was kind of what you're describing like And I thank god I haven't felt that in this relationship And that's what I love about this relationship that I'm in right now But like in past relationship like if I was emotionally distant or whatever you said like if I if I felt like there wasn't something there Every second that we were together felt excruciatingly painful.  I'm gonna marry because I love spending time with her and there was never that feeling of like Where'd you guys meet? uh DMs No way. Yeah, I didn't know that instagram. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. You jumped in a dm. She jumped in the dm Wow, was she saying you funny? I don't know what she said to be honest with you. No, no. Yeah. Yeah, she was like, yeah How many years ago this is I don't know years years.   And then if they're really hot, that's true.  I don't know Which ended up marrying her that's different Well, yeah, then she had a dope personality and then we connected and everything worked out.  It's hard. Yeah, that's pretty much Yeah, it's not just a fetish for you though.  I like I like everything about like the culture Yeah, I like everything about that goes with it.     I'm not.  I am Missy Elliott No, man, it's very um, I don't know man, it's interesting I don't ever want to be in that situation Because you made me think when you said, uh, you don't love a person When the thought of them being with somebody else Doesn't bother you at all. So what about swingers? That's the thing like that's why I'm saying I think some of that is ego and then some of that is or maybe that's just how you present your relationships But like they're these swinger people that That bond is there. They love each other so much and they're not attached to there. I guess the sexual side I could never do that. I can't do it. I'm way too insecure for that. And what about the guys? I don't even like when my girl laugh at other motherfuckers You know what I mean?  Sure He's firing his openers I sit down in the green room with me I need you chocolate at these motherfuckers.  Yeah. No, I'm not in that world So I guess it's about your preference.  They don't mind bringing in somebody else to provide what they don't have Yeah, I think that I think that my wife isn't good. Yeah, my wife doesn't need that You know what I mean?  Please don't ever I said nigga.   Can't you think it's awful?  That's nothing.  Did I tell you this? No, I went to the doctor last week What happened?  The floor is yours. No, I'm serious. What happened?  Why?      I was like, I was like, yo, can I ask you a question? He's like, he's like, yeah, this is what you do here.   He goes?  That's what we talked about last week We did we talk about this last week?  Wait, really digs getting big. Yeah, but it's because I'm losing That's a problem. No, I love it. Yeah, my wife loves it She's actually said that she said the opposite of what you said five years ago She was like, I think your dick's getting longer.  Yeah, we can And ain't worth it. You can chop it off, dude. No, I don't want that. But that is surgery on No, I'm talking about like they they got that is weird.   No, this guy got a real test. Yeah, this guy just cut his testicles off He was having a dream that he was slicing meat. Oh, no.  You've had that dream that we were peeing and we you know Yeah, I thought we was at the toilet. We peed in the bed. Yeah, it's too much. You got to grab the knife Yeah, then cut yourself and feel the pain. You got caught. I don't believe that. Yeah, you got caught That pain is something you definitely wake up to. Yeah, you don't just fall it keep keep keep cutting. Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, now he lying. Damn. That is crazy though.  That's the problem that you can only get girth You can't get no length. You're not gonna like I don't know. I'd be tight at the doctor.   I didn't want to go.  Uh, she may eventually Really, I don't think it's not true But who say she can't say this you gotta be the worst ever though, man To have something like this playing out in the public and it's your wife Because your ex-wife because it's one way you like it's like She was never like that She was never like posting a lot and on the attack and then it just went I go. What just happened? I think it was you know, I You say in the back of your brain, you're like I gotta be ready that when I say I want to divorce People might come out of the woodwork. She could start checking up on people You know what I mean checking up on your past and everything because they never just think always he was unhappy It has to be a reason. Yeah, I'm unhappy. By the way that hurts though, man Just to say you're unhappy. Yeah, I need more of a reason You know, just say you you think you was unhappy. Like what what does that mean?  You're like I'm never getting out of this. How old are your kids? They're all over a team Which is important, you know, uh-huh my son's 21 my daughter's 20. Maybe that's a little bit of part of it what's that like The family is grown So you feel maybe less of responsibility to keep that thing together Those family vacations are nice and like having that family unit. Oh, I definitely stayed in it because of the kids Yeah, that's what I'm saying the last few years. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. And now his kids won't talk to him. Yeah about year and a half Nothing Gary's hurting on the inside, bro. Well, the kids part hurts. Yeah.  It's different But when you were like there, yeah, like you were I was there and anybody everybody knows it Like everybody in the business, they know I split town or I couldn't make this event and everything because You know so-and-so. So it was just like and why are they so upset? I don't know. They're not talking to me but I do know this I know My dad didn't help the situation. I talked about that On what did dad do? Oh my god so I went to Sedona. I went to Sedona. I went to grand canyon, right? I went with this girl I'm seeing at this point. This is june. We separated. You took her in malphe too or we separated January, right? Wow, why is wow, bro?  Wow But that's the thing When you're out, listen when you're out of the relationship, you don't want to go with that person Like I don't want to go on a long vacation with you. It would drive me crazy Because I I I gave an example when it went during covid, right? I walked my dog every day every day dog Same route same route, right? She woke up a morning.  I said all right Five minutes for an argument walking the dog.  It's like she goes you can't turn there I go I turn it because we lived in uh, we we the house was um Behind his vineyard. Mm-hmm. So I was like we always walk We I even the dog we always walk by the vineyard, but it says no trespassing, but nobody's there. It's covid Right, so I was like we walk this route every day. Yeah, now she's telling me I can't go this route. I'm going Oh my god. Yeah. It was like little things. So You're not trying to travel with your wife. It's like that's why when you brought that up I mean your point's valid. Yeah, I just there's no I was getting on a plane that long and spending a week It would drive me crazy. Yeah I just what was the what was the point of this like we was getting at something you're saying you're done with black chicks No, I did not say that Walk the dog, right? No, no, no, open open black chicks. I'm done with white girls walk dogs the best That's what you're saying.   You're dead. Yeah. So my dad he uh He I went to a long story. Sure. I went to a reds game And I got a sweet because I'm avoiding a process server.  No videos. No social media. Everybody was cool with it I don't know. My dad found out I came in town went to reds game tech Left me a voicemail the next morning. I got the voice on my phone still he goes.  I'm going what what's he mad about? And there's always mad sends me a long text how I don't include him in stuff the sense of entitlement is amazing And you say your dad was a deadbeat Never around growing up and then then he's like I'm like he cusses me out and he leaves this long text I called him and then we got an argument over everything and then He said some cursors of me. I cussed him out hung up The picture I took at the Grand Canyon and me and the girl that I sent to like four or five people In like a group chat He sent that picture to my ex-wife. That's what you get for bragging though. How'd it get to him? Uh-huh. How'd it get to him? I sent it to him flexing. No, no, I kept uh, no There was a close girl here. If you want a deadbeat That's what he said to your dad. You could have been here if you wanted I know he's mad about the Super Bowl.  No, no But people was asking like they would ask like, you know, they this way said you have the grand camp.  No Gary probably put another one Yesterday's price is not today's price Yesterday's wife The conversation amongst people was like he when he called me right when we got to Grand Canyon, he said, um Where yeah, that's the Grand Canyon who you with a friend of mine. Do I know him?  He asked he to see who I'm with so I sent the pic Right, he asked so I sent it.  You've always been like a daughter to me I'm like, he couldn't stand her like they they didn't get along like that.  Not question. Did your family know that you had moved on?   This is months after she got out We have a separation is january got you got you got you so this is six months later Yeah, after I already said I wanted out this ain't new.   How many did you have two? Both gone. Why once still talking to her. I'm like, what why'd they choose up with her? They didn't they just like drama Especially the one so he came to here's here's he came to san francisco. Yeah, right? And I was at tommy t's over there out tommy t and um Uh, I had the the new girlfriend with me looking back shenna brought Shenna brought her I was supposed to meet up with my daughter my son that weekend, but They stayed 45 minutes from san francisco I hired a driver for the weekend and I I said yo at any point if they want to see me. I'm out I gotta go see him, right?   I'm going she called her girl She called she called her something else, but whatever, but I was just like this I go How'd I find out they tried to tell me the paparazzi got a picture Of me and her walking out of the hotel. So I started doing the timeline together. I go Wait a minute. I landed on a friday. I landed sfo. I went straight to tommy tees Nobody when we went back to the hotel in san francisco Valet's full. I had to go park the car We were never in the lobby together and then saturday morning the same thing I went and got the car She got in the car sarah knew my daughter text me and they came over with this thing that the paparazzi got a picture of me In her lobby. I go we were never in a lobby together at one time. So it's all a lie Like he told them. Why would he do that?  So I was like this I wanted to have loyalty to you man. That's weird and I put a lot of money in his pocket over the years How many years we are together like Seven eight. Oh, that might be a little resentment my dude. There's entitlement and resentment. I don't know. He's gone I don't know if the title was just resentment like he was waiting on his shot to get you about it And that's what that's what it seems like. Yeah, he's on him right now because love truth be told His role should have been to just mind his business Like there's no reason to even show the side But you also might the thing was He was with my son I wanted him to go that weekend because in my son My son was going to row with me for a lot and he got really close with my opener at the time And then um, they were friends So I told him I said come to san francisco, man I said just talk to him find out where he's at so I can I can see him I hadn't seen him in a while and that that's why I thought That's what I thought was going to happen that weekend.   I'm not gonna lie about anything You're saying omit. You're saying don't say I'm here with the other girl He should have never brought it up. That's why you mind your business. He should have never brought up He's saying go in there Not have told him that girls with me Yes, there's nothing gonna come of that. That's right mind your business What if what if now I'm playing devil's advocate here, but what if he was like, you know what? I'll come out to the shows with you who what if your son said that? Yeah, she had to stay back. She can't go. She knew that that's respectful. I told her I said If I'm I want to see them, right? Her sister is in law school in san francisco. So she like can I go? I want to see my sister I thought it'd be a good week. I said, yeah, I said I told her up front. I said look At any point if my kids want to see me That's it Like you got I'll get you another hotel room because if my daughter someone to stay with me I was like, you got to get another room. She was cool with everything. Wow, this new woman. I believe you. You're messy, Gary You need to clean up your mess It does sound messy now to mention. I'm like, this is just messy. Like you are a housewife Real housewife the Cincinnati bro. Like real house husband sounds like that, but it really wasn't Wasn't you on that show? What did you want real husbands? No? Oh, they had a couple episodes Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going now. I mean they should have but would you have a turn this into material? All of it once it's final. Yeah, it can all get Out there, but right now I can't I can't talk about all of it The process server is the the the funniest story. He's just avoiding that. You know, Gary was on the run Wait, why? Because avoid a process server, but what because I filed for divorce in Ohio She filed in california after I filed So whoever gets served first, that's where the divorce is chances are So it's the laws are the roses Oh, are the laws are way better in Ohio for diverse? No, no, I'll put this way They're fair in Ohio, right? Everybody knows california fair to the breadwinner not the man the breadwinner Who got who first we got her in Ohio? We got her Like this We got her I told him on the air I go I had I hired a I hired a process server and then I hired 24 7 I on the house Eyes on it. So she left we get this this chick would knock on my house.  I go wait, but she changed the password Now I didn't have the ring no more So now went I don't think the process server is doing what I asked Now that I didn't have proof. Yeah, and she she sent me like this enormous bill and I go You know, I didn't pay unless she gets served. This is crazy. This shouldn't be this hard This is what you do for a living in a big city So I hired a I hired a process server and private detective out of Ohio And we flew to Sacramento drove over We got her within an hour We got her coming out of a grocery store and then she ended up going to Panera bread and we got her served For all the black women who thought that, you know, you wanted to go to the other side He thought it was cooler over there. He thought it was safer over there. He thought things were different over there We told you black men don't cheat sometimes you're you're in it too like in it You're going it's just what is going on right now I am following her on the highway in the backseat of a car. You have to be with her This time I did because I hired this this I think you did after your own pleasure game. No, no, no because I didn't trust I'm getting this bill And I'm going I I know movement's better. I know and I know I know how she moves But that's the ride along we need will packer. You are slipping. We need We need to take the stories about avoiding the process servers on the road, bro Colorado Springs And then come to your shows If they could they could they could serve you anywhere. I wouldn't fly into cities. I was performing I I had shown Baltimore. I flew in a Pittsburgh and drove I was in I was I was in uh, why don't they just come to the comedy club? They couldn't get to me.  I said anybody comes to the stage you tackle That's right.  I did it first I get to the club. I don't have two hours for the show Go through a back get back door like hotels alias Like staying I wouldn't leave the hotel. Tell them about the time you wore blackface to disguise yourself. Yeah, that was different I'm just kidding That was like this yeah, that was different But perfect perfect example of my owners real quick. Is it if they touch you with the papers? You have to take the papers.  Well, that's what happened in Colorado Springs Then my focus said and here's a here's what's bad I had I had this new guy that was a bulldog out of pittsburgh. His name's t-robe I he wasn't let nothing happened. He he's been grinding Hamid on the road all said he's on the road with me. He's like this.  I said nobody can touch me dude. No fans nothing. Somebody says hi. Keep him away. He was on it He couldn't make this show in Colorado Springs. I literally told him I said I think I might get served next week, dude.  We get Five minutes in Colorado Springs. I come out of the hotel Crossing over show first shows at seven. It's like 5 30 right crossing over early. This guy goes.  I'm running right l wobbly dude.  You gotta stop saying it where you got shot bro. No, but So I'm running feeling like this dude This dude started chasing me and ran right between my opener and road manager. They just looked at him I said your only job was to stop. I'm not asking you to beat him by up stop Can they don't is that legal they can grab you can grab anybody? Yeah, I said just grab him and if he did try to anything I got you right They he walked right in between them. I look back and they're just staring and I'm running and he threw him at me He threw the papers you winged it and I went and it didn't touch me And then he goes like this, right?   So how'd you get your wife then? Why'd she take the papers? We got her and uh, well, I don't know You're so cut off guard like I've been served before for other things But never for a divorce where I had so much riding on it, but We just got her like at a Panera bread drive-through She went to go get some to eat. Oh you handed it with the food No, no, no, she was at the drive-through and she got boxed in between two cars And the processor were just knocked it wasn't like all bad. It was just she knocked She rolled in the window and she went you're served and she signed it and everything I think she was in shock like oh, that's just this is happening and then um We left and maybe that's why your kids are upset that you guys are going back and forth for that. No, they're they're mad they're mad Over i'm seeing a new girl. They're mad about that But they got to understand that now that you guys aren't together that you're gonna have other Well, not if that woman if you don't know what you don't know what what What their brains getting filled with at the house. I don't either Yeah, yeah, so maybe she's that's the woman who broke up the family as far as their concern And that's not the case. Yeah, I was out right before that You know, I we've been together 20 years. I left three different times. Just nobody knew Oh, really? Like I left numerous times during the marriage and just like came back and tried to and I didn't want to be a weekend Dad Yeah, probably stayed in it because of the kids. Yeah, but as far as the if you're asking the passion Yeah, years. Yeah years. It's been and you guys tried therapy before We did Yeah, but at this point We're just spinning wheels. We're just wasting money. How long it took you to cheat It's not what we're talking about here. True. True. It's not I can tell them that's another good question. No good marriage ever ended because of cheating That was when you get the cheating when you get the cheating It's over with it was over with before that Yeah, because if you um, if if you feel like it's something still there like you still love this person You still want to be with this person?  You'll forgive it Like a man will forgive a woman if you really love that woman A woman will forgive a man if he she really loved that man, you know, I mean like cheating I don't think cheating is usually the deal breaker. I can't do that depends At this point, I wouldn't I don't think I'm like laughing at somebody else's joke. I would I would Yeah I'm busting it open for another motherfucker. No, that's too much, right at our age Yeah, you know what I mean?  Yeah, yeah I told her when I when I called her to tell her about the divorce everything I was just like, uh, I want you to be happy. I said, I think we'll be better people because of this I know it sounds crazy. I said, I'll be a better dad I'll be a better friend to you because right now and I don't one day maybe she'll Admit it, but there's no way she was happy. There's just no way. I was miserable for how long Well, maybe you're telling yourself that guy can you said earlier? Uh, well if I'm miserable And I know I'm not giving you what you need. Yeah any in any kind of a physically emotionally nothing But what if her joy was making you miserable? How about that? That's a good point. That's a good point. That's a good point. That's a good point also too when you say, um You say you was miserable, but she was happy A lot of times because ignorance is bliss If she didn't know you were unhappy and you was just going along with emotions playing along She don't know that you're unhappy So she's like, oh, I got a great marriage until you say otherwise that can be valid But it's also when she's telling you what she needs from you. Yeah, you can't give it to her Yeah, that's always you know, you made the right decision because you're unhappy I think it's why did you wait until the bingo started winning to do this? Like if I don't know that I left a long time ago If I would have known We're going to Super Bowl years ago. We'd have we Tom Brady would have two rings. Oh my god. I'm like this As soon as I leave they go, I was like, what are the chances? Are you shitting me right now?  I'm getting arrested. Yeah.   Yeah, I said I said, yo, man I always said like kid he goes he goes we'll work something out if that happens You gotta be the biggest bingo fan. I know outside of like I don't know if he would any other bangles fan did This season was amazing. We're so good now got the quarterback I don't know how y'all gonna be next year this year like in two weeks. They might figure out joe burrow. Yeah They're not gonna figure out joe burrow. He's figuring the NFL out. I think he'll be good. I think he'll be good in his third year I think he might have this is his third year. I thought it was a second. Oh, it's a third year That's what a fan I am. He blows his knee out. I blow my knee out That's why I did it.  Well, the first time we just pick up basketball in the navy. Okay, this last one Shooting this movie with kevin tiffani, uh, westy snipes in it. It's the chris benzer one back on the ship It's not out yet. Okay. Okay. We're playing strippers. We're getting the band back together Really? I got a little over zealous and jumped off the stage of my ship buckled. I'm That's how it happened you playing it's just like a comedic magic. Oh, yeah phase on love Bill Bellamy jb smooth and they all strip us. Yeah, huh? Yeah, okay. I trust chris though Uh, I trust chris benzer. We're it's we're we're getting the band back together. It's 25 years later Got you guys use the strip. Yeah, we use the strip and now we're older. We're getting the band back together Do they have younger versions of y'all or yeah? Yeah. Okay. I'm ripped All right, all the younger version. I was like, okay. Okay. I like what you did there CGI or they wouldn't got somebody else No, CGI. Oh, so they see your face with a different body. No, no, you don't see us from 25 years ago. Just a poster Oh You know because because like phase on tank. Yeah, he was like that brand. I'm jacob's build. What's your script name? Dr. X Because I was a surgeon in in the movie. I'm a surgeon. Okay, and and I was stripping to get to medical school So I always had a mask on so no I had spray tan, but nobody knew I was black in the movie So then I had to get a makeup every day. Nobody knew you were white. Yeah, nobody knew I was white So they had it it was this is true story First day they're trying to spray my body right because I got a mask on And I was like literally I'm looking at I go this too dark But how you say that to a to a makeup look like blackface. Yeah, I was like this.  You know, they're gonna say you was wearing blackface. Yeah, so Yeah, westy snipes walked in the dressing room. He goes, that's too dark. I go if westy snipes says I'm too dark too freaking Like this so they I'm a more a shamar more shade. Yeah in the movie That's still blackface. They'll still say it's blackface. I'm not like face black body But Robert Downey jr. Was like they screened it. They've screened it and chris said no backlash But you know what it's me screen it for twitter Well, twitter don't count. Shit. Well, it's our face. It's body.  Look at it. That's gonna be the funniest headline Gary Owens accused of doing black body In new chrism we like I was wondering how long it was gonna take before he called you gary Owens And we are I think maybe 45 what I say gary Owens. Oh, it's Owen. Yeah, it is Owen. No, but you didn't oh, no s Until about 45 minutes it because I saw something recently about that somebody I don't know if you corrected somebody or somebody said stop calling them owens. It's only I always correct you But I do it like laughing. Yeah, it's Owen. No s. Yeah, I probably I don't know what the name my next special be They're probably the name of the next special. It's all in the way I like dr. X That's my stripper name. I know I just think that's a good one for the gary. Owen bro gary x I like x because now you're an x husband. Oh my gosh, you don't think so I was thinking Owen like he always his wife like you Like gary gary be owing Oh, I like that. What's your middle name? Stephen or we'll just go gary.  It's not it's not 50 50 for the rest of your life Yeah, you know what I mean, she deserves 50 50 though What how it no, but if you knew If you knew the whole story if you knew the whole story She owes it bro.  I don't want to know.  I don't need to be in court for nothing. It's not a witness I don't want to know gary. Okay. I just think she deserves 50 for the time Yeah, I deserve what a time bro. I deserve for the time, bro That's true. That's true.    Have you followed history at all the game of thrones?    So goddamn fast right now Can you say it and then we just cut it out the pod? No, I don't trust you guys to cut it out No, we we would never put it we wouldn't do that but don't do that guy I'd rather you just tell us off there.     I know that you tore your ACL I know that you're loving what's happened with the bangles like from my side I'm like floored by this podcast so far because from my side I understood that you're going through a divorce, but I didn't realize that it was this crazy I thought you were moving on with your life and things are going well and your football Trying now try to move on literally that's just all I know because I'm following you following him But I'm not following the pages that are covering this your wife and all these other things that are going Really in a situation like this, but maybe Gary and Kenya is the only people you should listen to When we start getting when she started getting money is when everybody else start chiming in because they don't know what's happening So now my focus is get online and start making up because I told him I said it was funny We was on the air and I said yeah If I hear she left that dusty white devil one more time and I go and I'm sitting here going like this She didn't but what is she left let her let her let her get that way Who left though? That's got that's kind of egotistical That is narcissism it is It is but it's also like Um, I took all the L's for the longest just going just being quiet Yeah, you know, but and where it's at now is like kids aren't talking to me.  So I'm just trying to like give it and I still even on this podcast He said a bad word about her. Yeah, never never I've never called her out her name I can honestly say that I have never even if we got arguments I never called her out her name now one time was she ever say I called her anything other than kenya I told you on breakfast book out her name. That means I called her like a bad word. Yeah, never. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know Yeah, until she dropped that in words Yeah, I'm nervous I'm nervous Is that affection? If she just tweets that if you think Joe Rogan's n-word tape was crazy Man it was harping in the mood think like a man there was all them it might not be an s in the one, but it's an n He said it with a Hey, man, I wish y'all the best.  I guess what I was entertaining though. I was saying Say what that's entertaining though for the people. Yeah, yeah I guess what I'm saying is that there there are a lot of people out there that don't know that this is going on So that's also kind of cool.  Yeah, and and think about how close I am to you Like we operate in stand-up we operate in entertainment So there's also a lot of people out there that know this part of Gary Yeah, you know when it's overwhelming it feels like the whole world's calling you dusty white devil Just know there's other people out there that are not well.   And then I when I got back on the road and I went to baltimore and we were sold out all weekend I go, oh, okay. We're good. Nobody turned on me.   I get everybody gets this Amen gets better been through it. Yeah, and then the people that called me in our line of work And just just for support. Yeah, I'm like I say you but I told him on air I said some dude called and just said amen This before anybody I served he goes whether it's california, ohio no matter what happens He goes your talent won't allow you to go broke. Yeah, just know that even if you lose half you'll be fine You get it back. I didn't say that I did not say that I did not say that Why are you keep saying that and why are you looking at me so disappointed?  So you did something for the black community right here I did a lot keeping us together. Yeah, that's right. You've done more than dr. Umar johnson when you really think about Way more And you're not gonna catch me at the mall. All right Dr. Umar has a whole case study about this. I'm sure look Dr. Umar got a class about this. Then he got then he got them all like flirting with some chick That was a woman talking He did a 23 of me on her that was that was that was like in the Malcolm X movie When the woman was coming up to Malcolm X and asking what can she do nothing? That's right That's what dr. Umar told her there's nothing you can do. All right. Stay away from my brothers. Yeah. Yeah, there is something you can do It's funny though that you went down that rabbit hole with the internet because I would never do that to myself But I would never listen to what these motherfuckers got to say You know the internet is the funniest place in the world because they swear they know what they're talking about And they'd say these things with such confidence online But it's interesting too because it didn't like It wasn't like I was I was reading it going like this Oh, man, everybody hates me. I was reading like god. You guys really don't know what's going on. Yeah Really don't know. Oh, that's the most frustrating. You know, that's the most frustrating at least for me It's like when I'm being misrepresented So like with your when you're being misrepresented and hate it based on the misrepresentation That's when it's hard to be silent But how about this and being a comedian you know this like it's like the people on the internet that are upset They were never going to come see me anyways. Yeah I worry about the people that pay to see tickets Yeah, and pay tickets to see me and stuff like that. Yeah, and I told him I go The the best thing that's happened through all this is You know, I'm not talking to my kids. I know what's going on my oldest my stepson Who who I raised basically?  And he's like no you took care of our Emilio.  Yeah, I was like this Oh, yeah, I did raise a kid that wasn't mine. Yeah, that was hers. Yeah, and he's Doing great in life right now. Yeah his own house. They again got girlfriend just doing life Is he's still talking to you? Yeah, but that's his mom.  I was like this Now, you know, that's not true everything else we can talk about That's not true.  Yeah, you know what I mean? I was there. Yeah, I was there. What about latinas? How do you feel about latinas? Oh, which version? Like from Puerto Rican Yeah, we could do that. We could go Caribbean, Mexican Yeah, Florida Cubans Florida and you don't like Florida. You think all the crazy people come from Florida? They do I love Florida, but there's all the crazy people in America come from the Bronx and all the Florida See, I don't know the Bronx. Oh I know Florida.  What was he dragging it for I have no idea Someone don't need it in the Bronx. Somebody's definitely gonna need it. Yeah, uh, let's pay some bills, man Uh, you want to talk bluetooth? Let's do it. What's up everybody? Uh, this episode has been brought to you by bluetooth. Okay, best Boners in the business. Let's say for example, you're in your 40s newly single You got a hot young chick.  Okay. So what are you gonna do?  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Thank you to everybody that's been getting it Um, make sure you scream hell of a week Uh, my late night talk show gary oan was on the last episode along with flame and roe and chi osa and uh Issa ray they was on the last episode so make sure you scream that on paramount plus that we're gonna be off for two weeks So I already know uh, that's gonna make reddit saying that the show's been canceled but we're We're on hiatus for the next two weeks because uh, we are on the same schedule as the daily show So trev is taking off for two weeks We're we we are for two weeks So we'll be back uh in a couple weeks for the new episode of hell of a week same time thursday night 1130 on comedy central uh gary. What do you got? I said too much already.  Oh, yeah Yeah, okay this weekend. I'm in cincinnati. Oh you're home. Ohio you home next week. I'm in san diego Oh this thursday. I'm in houston at the toyota center with 50 cent Oh tycoon weekend tycoon weekend. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Oh you and joseph's the car. I gotta get a picture together I'm sure he'll be out there.  This guy is crazy. What man? I'm just saying.  What this guy is? What's that old joke you had? Crazy. It's like when you're not cheating, it's a tribute. You cheat with somebody that look like your ex, bruh, that's a tribute, bruh.  It looks just like it Y'all know if you got the same dick, huh? If you got the same dick, yeah Oh, I don't think that's gonna come up Hopefully not. Wait, so when you're when you're with 50 cent you open his show Dude, this shows like it's comedy and music.  So is everybody seated at least? Yeah, it's the Toyota center. Okay. So it's like r&b and ain't rappers Well flow rider is the only rapper but he's going up after the and then they'll then they're doing the singers after the comedians are done So it's like comedy some music comedy the music And how long Show starts at eight. We gotta be able to build him about 11 30. Oh, wow.  They're looking at gear. I go Yeah, I can do 15 whatever I'm not that I need my 30 minutes. I'm like this 15. No problem. You still get the same pay same check I literally look at him like this. They always go to me because they know I ain't arguing. I'm like, how long 12 got it And literally I'll be like this. So they're not told it Good night You guys been awesome. Enjoy mike up.  I don't need to if you're funny for the whole duration It's not like they're gonna be like, what just happened. Okay. Most comics That's the problem. They go long because they want to get that last big boom. Yeah No, just tell me you appreciate him coming out. That's a good night. That's it. What is it weird following music? I'll tell you friday. Oh, you know, you know, not like this not like this I've done shows like, you know where they've had rmb and comedians, but usually you're hosting Or you have a set for that specifically because it's such a different environment like people are staying and they're talking I'll figure it out. Really? Good thing. I'm not going first. Yeah, that I'm going the second half of the show So I'll see what the vibe is. You just kind of figure it out a lot of shows like that. I'll just go local Yeah, Houston stuff like Houston radio commercials. Yeah, I got some funny ones. Yeah, I think like the neighborhoods Yes, I like we're not doing that long. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we're doing I think I'm scheduled for 15 By the time we're running late, which we're gonna run late.  It's on youtube and the name of the documentary is how robbers use snapchat to set up social media influences and they interviewed the guy who Was uh helped orchestrate the robbery of kim Kardashian.  He was like, yo, I see them on television and they're throwing jewelry and stuff away We'll come collect it Say what you want to say He has a point and you would be a fool to not take heed to what a robber is saying Yeah, I think there's a lot of people that would agree with him You think the majority of people would probably agree that I mean if you go to like Well, I was in Morocco, right? I saw something really interesting when I was in Morocco The wealth is all inside So the outside of the building looks pedestrian, right?     I was like god damn. Well, they're not in prison No, he did two years. That's it.  I don't want nobody to know like no disrespect I saw Tyree's bias daughter a car. I don't want to buy know my daughter driving I don't want to buy know my woman drive it. You know what I'm saying like I just feel like much value in the flex Is it like well there's value in the flex now because you think it's safe to flex But once people feel like there's safety is in question and those that flex Well, then you got the on the other side you got the with the angiotate dude Yeah, yeah, he's flexing and that's what's getting them all the followers and He's flexing muscles. Like he's working out and he's flexing People like that is just when they catch you.  Yeah, I never even heard I never heard him till I did logan paul's podcast Oh, when'd you do logan's? A couple weeks ago when I flew back where I was I I think I was in miami when I flew back from miami They were in new york and I went and did it get out of here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.  I like those guys. Yeah, them guys are dope When is that coming out? I have no idea I don't know how long goes it's like a week. Maybe oh, yeah Yeah, we could we could two we could two ago, but they asked me about dude I'm like, I have no idea who that is. Yeah I had that was the first time I ever even heard his name. I didn't know until the Paul fight fell apart So this is a perfect example of like people operating different spheres He was the most googled person on the internet more than kim kardash in really so the most searched person in the world Last week It was like last week or maybe two weeks ago or something like that Well, that's probably why he ended up on so many people's radar recently because because of this what he got banned from twitter and then he got banned from instagram facebook but The the point that i'm trying to say here is that like that he's like out of your guy's bubble And he was dominating our bubble And and just as I didn't know that you were going through these marital This marital trauma, but you were like completely aware of it.  Yes. Is that your world you think is the world? Yes, and it's not Andrew tate. I thought was dominating everything you guys going. I didn't know that motherfucker Wasn't too recently. I saw somebody on reddit. I got I went on reddit last night funny reddit is hilarious Reddit is the most hilarious. I haven't been on reddit so long But I went on reddit last night reddit is hilarious because these people on reddit Really talk like they know what's going on and somebody already said Yeah, shawlamain needs academics on this show not don lemmon You should get academics.  I don't think you need don lemon, bro. Hey, you need dr Umar that you say that but then guess what uh when I when I had don on hell of a week You know, he went it went it went viral for some things he said about cnn And about how you know if he's not able to speak truth to power We can insert this if he's not able to speak truth to power He'd walk away. Yes, I will be able to do what I do on cnn And if I'm not allowed to be able to tell which is to tell the truth So if if I'm not allowed to do that Then I will go on and do it somewhere else. I don't think that You'd be willing to walk you'd be willing to walk a nice life. Would you like that? And I'm not only just cnn people don't allow journalists to be journalists Because again, we hold the powerful accountable question question heads of state The leader of the free world kings queens Dictators that is where our jobs are So that was a headline like that was box news headline all the news sites and then it resurfaced again yesterday Because all the cuts that chris lit me at cnn suited my god chris lit chris was executive producer on my talk show Last season but now he's president of cnn.  No, I didn't get to that. I think why not? I didn't get to the pox So gary Why not just ask about the monkey?  It's like 20-something thousand people in the world It might be 30,000 people in the world now, bro.  It's 144 thousand folks to get into heaven I'm just saying bro.   I don't know. 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Okay.  Let's do some asking idiots Taylor Uh, then it's got a mind of business, bro Then this is getting in the way of progress man. Like the us is already Working things out with russia behind the scenes. It'll happen Only thing dentists can do is complicate the situation because russia's not letting britney grind to go for free, bro Of course not it's not happening Okay, fax What is your feeling? How do you feel about britney grind? Here's my thing Really She might be having a ball in that prison She's queen b Dude, they're just serving her all kinds of russian dishes. I believe that I believe that though. I believe that Oh, yeah, come on. Like it's bad, but it ain't that bad Let's think about but also you have to know When you leave the country you just gotta know the rules of the country you're in Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I went to dubai before dubai got poppin Yeah, and it was during ramadan and I I was asking I had a guy show me I was doing shows on military bases, right? I was like, what do you do? He goes, no, we don't do anything We don't eat till this and this I go, oh I'm just gonna stay in my room He said, yeah, you should so I wouldn't I didn't go out On my hotel till it was safe to go out. Everybody else was out. I didn't want to be I didn't know what was disrespectful went to the mall I was like, you see girls. I didn't know if I could look at them say hi flirt. No. Yeah, I just like Like is it hard doing comedy over there? We is I was on a military base though. Oh, so you're talking to americans. Okay. I give you Military it was like it was it was cool. It was called tent city So the the ship will pull in and they literally On this base they had these tents and all the tents had like it was like a burger king tent Or a wendy's tent or like a gap tent h&m tent So it was all these it wasn't a lot in it But it was enough they have food. Yeah. Yeah. It was like like wendy's would have like you could get hamburger cheeseburger fries Same a burger it went a lot of options But it still was wendy's with a good food. I didn't eat it But I'm saying yeah, it was tent city because I performed like three in the morning because the Super Bowl was on It was the giants and uh ravens Super Bowl So I went up before the game and then I came on halftime and did some little games for the military guys and stuff It was cool. It's cool experience. Um, let's do some asking idiots. All these questions are for Gary Gary first question. What are you doing for the black lives matter movement? Nothing, they seem like they got a lot going on got the house Got a mansion stuff like that. So I'm not I don't give the charities. I'll get to a person I'm not giving the cancer, but I'll give to a person that has has cancer to help their lives Why wouldn't you give to just whole cancer research because I don't know where it's going We hear so many stories that the money is not a lot at where it should so I'll have so There's there's the video of me send that kid to college, right? I go, I'm not gonna send.  Who see the god me shall I mean god? I'll see the god. Yeah. Yeah. I'm thinking some singer See the god Do you think you're blacker than me but whiter than andrew? No, I'm definitely not as black as you I'm blacker than andrew though. Okay, so that however you want to answer that No, you're whiter. No, but you'd have to be whiter than and you're not as white as andrew not as white as andrew Really? No, definitely not blacker than me, but then there's parts that are like super white country parts Yeah, but we have a lot in common But that's a big broke country has a lot in common broken black. Yes. Yeah Absolutely, the only difference between a trailer park and like the projects.  There is a lot of uh What you would call white on white crime? Yeah, but proximity to each other. Yeah, but we don't have we don't have the We just don't have the the murder rate But everything else is the same. Yeah outside of that. Yeah Yeah, my first white friend my guy thomas mess with the thomas thomas Used to live right by us on the dirt road Like yeah, he I never even looked at thomas's white. Yeah. I just did it like he was just thomas You know what I mean? He was in south carolina. It's interesting that my bunkmate in boot camp It was what blew my mind about black and white people and broke and everything else because his name was copair washington Small town in south carolina. We're sitting there, you know boot camp everybody's the same We all get the same money and he got these pictures and he was on a farm John dear all I go. Are you on vacation? He was like, uh, that's where I live.  That's all we did. He called his brother from mississippi His brother from george his brother. I'm gonna tell you his career. What'd you just say?  It was like do the right thing Okay, man, you would see that in ohio in ohio black living cities No black people live in the farms in the midwest chappelle got a farm Chappelle's not like black like that He's different. He's transcendent He's trans. What he's transcendent. Oh, what about the he's not black or white.  I thought he did. I thought he had mad issues in yellow spring Oh scroll up tail. Look, I don't remember asking gary this somebody is saying to Reflect on the clip with charlotte asked gary. How many years has he been fateful? When was this? What's his name again a mod 99 alamari stay my motherfucking business Of my nine.  How long you been faithful?  That's always in a mod.    I'm not brushing my teeth. I'm brushing my teeth. Oh, really?   Yeah, you could floss. Yeah Oh, I thought that went with it. I thought it was all in one. I said brushing teeth. I would still Be able to gargle different. All right. I was wrong. I could chew gum all day.   We don't do that. You know, I got two towels I don't use two towels white people.  No, we do I use enough I use enough toilet paper. What are you the loofa? No, no, just just don't your hand. I just pulled out some dangles with my hand.  Yeah, sometimes Well, you guys know why I'm getting divorced. Yeah I'm just kidding Yeah, that's the kind of stories that come out though. He used to be in the shower Can't stop the bag with his cheeks open letting the water hit his butthole So I said gary if that's what you want. I'm not the person for you All right, last one JPS says which celebrity would y'all be a pet for a pet for what is that? Oh, because the rock john Yeah, yeah, yeah.  Yeah, which celebrity would y'all be a pet for I guess what type of pet too Well, I'm I would be like I'm gonna be like a Yorkie For who? You guys can think too. You don't have to wait on me Which celebrity would I be a pet for?  You're like, I'm Trying to help your podcast out here. Uh Not lady gaga Yeah, her dog got kidnapped. Yeah. Yeah, definitely not that. I'm trying to think I don't know a celebrity I'd be a pet for I mean it's really just which celebrity would you want to like do things to you sexually, right?  I would want to be a pet for yeah There's people in the world, but they're not like so it doesn't matter. Somebody else will be raising you Yeah, maybe not those celebrities especially when they don't have kids like you really like their emotional support their comfort I don't know Yeah, I don't know. Maybe yeah, is that the last question? Maybe we do another one. All right. Yeah Serena Williams This should be in the sports probably sports thon the tv This is a good one booby jones Ask gary. We get in on this as yeah, ask gary the origin of the olive oil. I love you Joke from comic view. Oh my god. That's an old joke. I've seen like a thousand comics do it since then But we did it. We didn't we used to do in high school. So I don't know Where I came up with it or whatever, but it was just like um It's true. I I dated this deaf girl at gallaudet university in dc. Yeah, and uh What we met her at this club called tracks Because friday night and she was dancing and I was like I went up and started dancing with her Yeah, I didn't know she was deaf because she was with the beat So she wrote took me over the bar and she started writing down i'm deaf because i'm talking to her and she's not talking back I'm like, why is she talking back?  She goes we come here and go to that gallaudet We can feel the vibrations because the room was small.   How did you guys communicate on dates? We just like I well more I just used to go to her dorm room And just like we went and but she played volleyball and basketball and when I couldn't This is the on schedule and this sounds so insensitive. Yeah, this is when I knew I couldn't do this Was this was for cell phones before Texans So she would have to call me through this third party and the lady would be like hi I'm with the so-and-so deaf line So I would say something lady. It'd be a long pause and lady would go ha ha Ha gary Whoa, that was that's not how I want the joke to land. You know what I mean? What Yo, I was on show.  Ha Ha I was such a long pause. So I go to the basketball game It's silent.  You can hear the scope are going click click click click click This brother and it's like you're feeding a stereotype guy. That's whole team is white They had one black on the team. It's my father came down did like a 360 dunk. Yeah Everybody took the cups Put them up through mouth And yell next they can feel the vibration on the cup. So there's like thousand kids go And I was like this I go I'm sitting like this.  Oh, this is over This relationship is over What did you hit though?  I'm not talking about it with what she sound like in bed like that with Oh, gary Owen ladies and gentlemen gary. Thank you for coming to the brewery nidia's podcast right now I'm gonna have her freaking go internet and go off Oh Man was marky mark field of vibration our favorite song back then That joint marky marky in the funky bunch weird story I was in the navy at the time around I was dating her and I ran into him at the cinciné airport He was coming in for a concert at king's island and I got yeah Got like five big black guys around him and he's so I didn't know he's that short He's in the middle. This is like 92 That was the funky bunch around him. Yeah, he was like I was like Oh I glitter yeah, I go marky mark.  You know i'm 18 19 marky mark. He gave me the whole So no, that was the one time I met him. Oh, man. Now. I do a movie kevin on netflix that I thought was the beast Yo, he said that to me early.  Sorry. It's another movie.  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Hey there friends, thanks for checking in once again We see an act of violence in a Walmart parking lot this time It took place in Duncan, Oklahoma right between 945 and 950 a.m Okay, an act of violence in mid-morning so all you people that say you know the crimes only happens at night your wrong crime happens 24-7 and some people don't care what time it is and actually we've been seeing more and more bold Criminals in broad daylight and this guy in this situation He just didn't care because we had a man and a woman who were shopping at Walmart the female worked for Walmart They walked out together and sat in the parking lot in their vehicle at that time an armed guy comes up Holy careless about what's going on around him and takes nine shots and kills them both Right around 950. All right So here we have a murder scene in a Walmart parking lot around 950 a.m Now this is where things get interesting because the stories that have been reported have been so inconsistent Some of the more trusted new stories reported that an armed citizen then drew his gun Pointed it right at that guy's head and said stop firing The guy heard this and then turned around and took his own life All right now if that's not a dream come true for a self-defense situation, I don't know what is All right It is unclear as to what the motive is at that time and it is also unclear whether this guy was going to Continue to shoot at other people. You know, I'm sure there's somebody that said thank goodness for the armed citizen The very person that Walmart does not want in their stores. He helped prevent even more death potentially But why the reason I said it's interesting is because CBS CNN they completely omitted that part. They didn't say anything about the armed citizen Now the reason I mentioned that it's a dream come true for the armed citizen was because he didn't have to pull the trigger I'm sure he would have pulled the trigger. He drew his gun. He had appointed it the guy's head I'm sure that he would have taken care of business if the guy turned around or threatened anybody else or whatever the case But he didn't have to do that He didn't have to live with the aftermath nor did he have to live with the anguish of knowing that he killed somebody all the second Guessing in doubts it happened when somebody actually pulled the trigger pulls the trigger in a self-defense situation. It's easy To sit back and say oh, I would have done in a second And I believe you would have if you felt it would you know prevent more carnage out there I know I would have but there is still an aftermath that takes place both Internally and within the legal system that is a lot to bear And so you could be perfectly in the right situation most of the time in most places They will say great job You saved a lot of lives and other time they'll question your motive and what you had to do with all this Okay, so we're getting back to the situation. So they're really not sure what exactly happened here They say that that clearly in my eyes It was a domestic dispute but a murder takes place right before 10 a.m.. And a Walmart parking lot CBS and CNN totally omits the part where at our citizen intervened and potentially saved more lives nonetheless, we have three people dead and I find this fascinating given Walmart's position on guns and ammo and everything else that they've been announcing and yet time and time again we are seeing violent things happen at Walmart and For those of you that still go there I would say carry on because that place is dangerous if you like videos like this, please subscribe and share I always appreciate thumbs up button. Thanks for watching and you guys be safe


Morning consult released the poll and the results here are incredibly cathartic because it basically confirms what we all have felt That most Americans hate our government We hate politicians in both parties and we also hate both parties because the net favorability That we're seeing here based on this poll. I mean, I don't know why we're not seeing mass Resignations given how widespread the dissatisfaction is among the American people. So let's take a look here So when it comes to vice president Harris, she sits at a net negative 9% favorability rating Biden is at net negative 10% Mike Pence net negative 13% Kevin McCarthy net negative 14% Donald Trump net negative 15% Chuck Schumer also net negative 15% and then we go to Nancy Pelosi and we see a jump She sits at net negative 26% Less popular than Donald Trump and the president of the United States Wow and then we have Mitch McConnell and I'm assuming that even his own parents hate him because he's sitting at a net negative 34% Now when it comes to congressional GOP net negative 13% and congressional Democrat net negative 14% Wow now I think that good politic guy had the best response to this he tweeted out just toss the whole Government into the Sun Exactly because what's the point?  They are fundamentally broken. I mean There's been unaddressed crises for decades and there's still no urgency to address the needs of the American people You know compared with other developed countries. We were left hanging during a global pandemic that is still very much going on I mean unemployment benefits were cut off early the moratorium on evictions went away far too soon so we just are Continuously left out what we want doesn't get codified into law what elites want gets codified into law It seems like Congress is just there as corporate HQ and politicians don't necessarily serve their constituents So much as they serve their own interests They're there seemingly to get inside inside into you know what they should do with regard to the stock market They're there to set themselves up for a future job as a lobbyist. They're just not there for us and people see it That's reflected in these results. That's why they're all so unpopular and this isn't a new phenomenon There's a poll or not a poll excuse me a study That was published in 2014 by Princeton University's doctors Gillins and Page and I talk about this all the time, but it's really important So they found out that when it comes to policy outcomes, we have a statistically insignificant impact on what gets codified into law Whereas business interests and special interests what they want more often than not becomes law Why because we live in an oligarchy So the American people if anything were an obstacle to what the politicians really want to do which is just Delivered to their corporate donors and you know have a job in Congress where they get paid Six figures. It's This is why we hate them. We all hate them now. There's another poll that I want to look at This is really interesting. This is out of California So Politico's Jeremy White explains senator Diane Feinstein's approval ratings have plummeted to unprecedented lows as California voters turn against their senior senator according to a new poll from the Berkeley Institute of governmental studies voters disapproved of Feinstein's job performance by an enormous 19-point margin her standing has steadily eroded with her approval rating now at just 30% Dropping five points since May she does not command a majority approval among Democrats topping out at 45% And she has lost the left with Democrats who consider themselves strongly liberal more likely to disapprove by five points Vice president Kamala Harris also fared poorly in her home state more voters disapproved of her job performance 46% Then approved 38% a sign of political peril for Harris whose ascension was a point of pride in California Yeah, yeah, but yet, you know when you go back to the election results back in 2018 Diane Feinstein She beat all of the progressive options that were on the ballot and then there was a milk toast Corporate Democrat, but a lesser corporatist than Diane Feinstein Kevin De Leon and he lost by like 10 points So, you know, it's perplexing to me to see voters consistently Vote these politicians into office again and again and again, but yet they're still dissatisfied See if you don't opt for someone new such as a progressive or leftist Then this is what is going to happen time and again You will be dissatisfied but the problem is that we have a media apparatus That tells people that the Democratic Party is far left So when they see progressives who actually run on real policies They think oh well, you know, I can't support that because they're either a unelectable or B They'll be unpopular like Joe Biden another far leftist. So, you know, people are so dissatisfied with the government But yet they elect these politicians I mean, they had a chance in Kentucky for example to oust Mitch McConnell and they voted for him again So, I mean on one hand it's nice to see that people feel the way that I feel when it comes to You know, these politicians and that we're government, but at the same time It's deeply frustrating that they continue to elect the same people 99 times out of 100 we always see the incumbent win I mean once in a while we'll have a primary upset Cory Bush will oust Lacey clay But more often than not the incumbent wins. So if you're all dissatisfied, but you keep electing incumbents Maybe voters should be a little bit introspective and acknowledge that the media Has been duping them. Maybe the media doesn't have their best interests in mind. Maybe the media's advertisers Are the same Companies that are donating to these politicians that they all hate But the problem is that when people acknowledge that the media is bad Then they go seek out alternative media that is perhaps even more dangerous Like dipshits like, you know, alex jones or joe rogan that tells them vaccines are bad. So we're in this perpetual cycle of Shittiness, I don't know how else to call it dystopia And people they acknowledge the problem that exists, but yet they don't they don't know what to do to fix it. So Here we are now, um, you know, since we're we're on the subject of polls We should definitely look at joe biden's approval ratings. So 53 percent of americans disapprove while 41.4 percent of americans approve This is not good to say the least if i'm joe biden and we're going into You know a mid-term election not too far from now I would be I don't know trying to do something trying maybe just trying anything but He's all out of ideas and he's tried nothing But luckily for joe biden I have a great idea because there's something that he can do unilaterally without abolishing the filibuster without According the support of mansion and cinema And it would be extremely popular how popular well Let's take a look here as andrea germanos of common dreams explains among democrats according to the survey from navigator research 83 percent expressed support for the federal government wiping out at least a portion of student debt Looking at respondents overall 63 percent back debt cancellation including 59 percent of independence and 41 percent of republicans The strongest support came from black americans at 87 percent followed by hispanic 72 percent asian americans and pacific islander 68 percent and white 57 percent of respondents strong support for debt cancellation came whether or not respondents hold debt themselves 89 of those currently saddled with student loan debt support cancellation compared to 75 percent among those Who've ever had such debt at any time?  This is why we hate our government Because they talk a big game right on the campaign trail. They make a lot of promises, but then as soon as they get in The lobbyists get in their ear and then they backtrack so We don't believe you and we hate you and this is exactly why but i mean if biden doesn't want to cancel student debt Even if he should feel guilty and should want to cancel it given that he Helped facilitate the student debt crisis that we're dealing with since his bank reps He bill made it so that way it is almost impossible to discharge your student debt Um, you know what he could do is at least fight for build back better But do you want to know how he's fighting for it as you pledged to do? Here's what he tweeted out my build back better agenda includes the largest investment to combat climate change in u.s history It'll help meet the moment on climate create good paying jobs and lower energy costs for americans Let's get it done. I mean is this a sub tweet to mansion in cinema? Believe it or not. This is almost certainly his outreach to young people Hey, look at I said climate change in a tweet.  We have uh so much crises like our system is essentially on the verge of collapse democracy is in decline uh, and We have one party in congress that is so extreme that they're just basically Shitting their pants and spitting on people and then we have another party That's so corrupt and weak that they won't even do The bare minimum they won't even do the incrementalism that they used to do now incrementalism is too much to ask I mean remember build back better even though progressives are pushing for it It's because this was basically all that biden promised on the campaign trail that was at least Going to take us in the right direction. But this was all milk toast. This was all not what we wanted, right? We wanted to go further But it was the bare minimum and we can't even do incrementalism So if Democrats won't even do incrementalism if republicans are just screeching about mr. Potato head getting cancelled now What's the point?  That's why we hate congress So that's why you know at the beginning of this video I said that that morning consult poll was so cathartic to see Because it's nice to know that americans feel the same way. I just wish that americans would wake up And stop electing these people that are very clearly not looking out for them when you see the red flags about dark money when you see, you know two candidates shantel brown and nina turner and one is Facing an ethics probe and taking lots and lots of super PAC money Maybe view that as a sign that that person isn't going to help change the system since they're benefiting from it when you see You know this democratic primary and you have an option of Joe biden and bernie sanders and joe biden and the president before him brock obama They kind of are responsible for widespread dissatisfaction that paved the way for donald trump But then somebody's saying hey, let's change what's happening At least a little bit so we can we can stop further crises And you go with joe biden because the media tells you to I mean you have to be introspective You know things are going to continue to deteriorate in this country If we all keep our heads up our asses and that's not to say that as a leftist i have all the answers, right? We're all imperfect. We're all trying to figure out The best way to go forward the best way to appeal to people who aren't necessarily politically engaged The best way to motivate voters and keep them engaged. So this is an imperfect project, right politics is kind of You know, we're trying to adapt that's part of it So i'm not saying that i'm infallible and everything that i say will certainly you know, um Be correct, but the problem is that doing the same fucking thing very clearly Hasn't been working out Being neoliberals being corporatist taking corporate PAC money that very clearly hasn't worked So, you know, at least you think maybe let's try what the left and progressives are pushing for at a minimum but you know It's america So the stupidest outcome is usually going to be the outcome that is the most likely So yeah, at least we all hate america though or we hate politicians in america though more specifically that that's a good thing Right, we all agree on that at least so yeah