Can't really prove that you did it intentionally. So just get rid of the body and then just don't ever go back to that zoo. We live, man. Live. We're live.  We are live. Episode number 12 of the Marty and Michael fully actual podcast. And we're filming in Michael's basement. I don't have it. Yes, yes it is. Let's be real. This is a dungeon. It's a lair. I've seen you keep people here. It's not underground. It's not, doesn't it? Doesn't a dungeon have to be underground? Look around. Isn't a dungeon up in the top? This is underground. This is Michael's basement. Now, a dungeon is usually where they store prisoners, isn't it? And it's underground. He had this installed. I don't get that, but I'll go with it. What do you mean? Look around, man. I can see outside right there. Michael, that is a painting on the wall of the outside. That's not the actual. Upstairs is outside. Simulation. To give you the feeling that you're in a house that you can see outside.  You pull up a latch down the stairs in a very dark room. We set the lights up so we can film the podcast in your little dungeon thing, whatever you want to call it. You see there's going to be a man cave, but he's just got a mattress on the floor over there and like use condoms.  Chains over there? Yeah, that's fair. Anyway, what happened last week? Fuck, we're at the tennis episodes out right now.  Like it's actually worked out that we didn't get that other guy to do it because Roger Federer came and did it with us. I think, I think it was Roger Federer. Yeah, he looked different. Yeah, he didn't have an accent. Yeah, that's what was weird after. He didn't have a Swiss accent. But anyway, tennis episode is out. Now we get hit a lot.  And remember what you saw, double that up because we had to redo it. Thanks to Tennis Australia. Yeah, and like, and to be fair, we finished filming the episode and we're like, fuck, even though we had Roger Federer, it's, we didn't feel like it was as good and as funny as the first one. Yeah, like, it's hard. It's hard because we've got- We're trying to recreate it. The skeleton in mind of what we've got to do and then we try and recreate it and it just doesn't work out as good as it did naturally the first time. Like the hits took so much longer. We went through probably five times as many hits trying to get certain hits to happen. And obviously they're not so accurate. He'd think Roger Federer is, but he isn't.  Every now and then during filming, you get hit in a weird spot and something weird, it feels just a little too weird, like something's wrong. And I was bent over trying to expose the top of my head to get hit, but I was bent over too far. And then he fucking, I got hit in the very base of the neck in the spine.  And then I just dropped to my knees and my ting pins and needles all through my arms and legs. It was very weird feeling. And I had like adrenaline after that because I was like, fuck, something's very wrong here. So I got up and it was just fucking, yeah, it was a sick feeling, disgusting, from like three meters away, hitting as hard as you can, straight into the base of my neck. Has it, have you got any pins and needles now? Has it just hurt to turn your neck? No, but before in the car, when I looked to my left, I felt like a little, a little sharp tingle, tingle in the end of my pinky finger, but I'm hoping that that's unrelated, but it's probably not. Nerve damage. Yeah, could be.  Yeah, he loved it.  Everyone loves Toca.   It started with what, like five or six of us? Yeah, I think it was like 10 last night. 10 to 12, there's always a few of the boys who can't come, but if everyone came, it'd probably be like 13, 14 people. Yeah, we'd need all four courts. So yeah, it's gone. And it got taken off. Additive last night. You and me, mate. Everyone's getting into it.   He left, thank fuck.  No, he's improved. Yeah, he has. He's definitely improved. He's earned a spot. Yeah, he needs that confidence that you stole from him so early on. Marty hit probably the shot of the tournament as well.  Michael demanded that he never come back after a half. He's allowed to come to dinner after, but he's not allowed to come to talk up. I didn't mean that really, but like I wanted it to be competitive.  Yeah, that's so honest. It just fucks it off. Like the people who are good can't enjoy it. That's why there's grades in life. Division one, division two, division three. Beginners, you got intermediate. You got good. And then you got the best. Yeah, see?  I guess Julian's the best now too, because he's a part of us. But no, Julian, you're getting good. You're getting better at it. I'm sorry I attacked you early on, okay? I love you. 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Sorry. And leave free of charge. It's all good. We're good like that. We are such helpful men. Yeah. And we've got tiered payments now where you can upgrade your membership.  It's just, it's really, really exciting. Yeah, it is exciting. And it funds our lives. There's no rules on that platform we've said before. So fun making website content is we don't need to be like, eh, people might get offended at this and Facebook will probably remember that because it hurt a little bit.   You don't know what people wanna see clearly.  That's all they want. Yeah, but it still does not compare to tennis Australia.  What happened on the weekend? I always forget.   Oh, yeah, we fucking, we had Jackson's birthday dinner. Yes, God. That's right. Yeah, what a fun evening that was. That was fucking, that was good fun. Julien rocked. Stitch up, stitch Julien up.  It was a night. We told him it was a fancy dress, what Jackson did. And we only told Julien that it was like, what, like medieval theme. Yeah, medieval. Jesus.  And this was in a whole, like Jackson was really lovely and organized a high-end steak and lobster restaurant. And he rolled in in front of a lot of people. Yeah, it was such a formal place.  Yeah, I enjoyed it. We had a good time. And what else happened on the fucking, God, everything just blows in a one. Oh, I played golf. I lost again to James. Well done. James is better than you know. He is probably, he is definitely there for sure. It's not a matter of time.  He's just got a great chip on him. He just puts the ball where he wants it.   I always over hit. Anyway. You're saying you guys gonna create records at every course that you go to? Yeah, so we can have the course record and get more into it.  Yeah, it's very, very rage inducing. I go through the, the chats. I, we get to talk and be together. Be men. Yeah. Although last time when I had some fun, I do okay. Oh yeah, the short course Brown was good. Brown? I improved. I've improved as well. Yeah. Yeah, you were getting parts even. It's crazy. I parted something and it curled and went in and Michael was impressed. Yeah. I can't see that happening. If I was standing behind him filming, I'd be like saying. Yeah. That would definitely, that would trigger him to go into Matthew Down's behavior on Matthew Brown. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Well. It's hot. It is a bit hot. Do you know why it's a bit hot? Because it's time for. On this day. You've got a couple here and I've just read like a first line of summon. May I just say? Shocking. Matthew. Google does not lie. Shocking. Either does the dark web. All right. Well, let's just get straight in on it because Mike puts a lot of time and effort into this. Researching all this and finding out things. And then he's seemingly randomly a diary entry. I think he wants them in there. He's starting to think that too.  Yeah. Anyway, let's not confront him about it because people are enjoying them, I think. So, you know. Oh, another mistake, Matt. Oh, no. There's a diary entry in here. Okay. There's another diary entry. Anyway. On this day in 1991, Freddie Mercury had sex with a man with such force that his neighbors contracted AIDS the following day.  It can. So it's airborne now.  That makes sense because like think about it. When you burp, you can smell that scent of the burp. Yeah, that's a bit of food in there. If you are pounding hard, there's gonna be like air coming out which would be AIDS air. Yep. Then that could go through the window. Cross breeze through the house. Bang. Family AIDS. Kids. Mowing the lawn next door.  Comes out of the grass.  Yeah, that makes sense. I can see that. AIDS air. Is that like, yeah. So I guess just close the windows. Yeah, always. If you suspect your neighbors of having AIDS, you've got to have your windows closed. I'm pretty sure. Are we allowed to say this? I don't know.   Sorry. Cut that, Connor. Now leave that in. Yeah, and leave that part where he says leave it in. Yeah, leave all of this in. I want everyone to see the real raw, fully actual. On this day in 2014, Lady Gaga went to an event dressed as a testicle. She had her testicle suit made it entirely of actual testicle skin and the pubic hair on it was real too. The other guests complained that she smelled horrible and she was asked to leave. Lady Gaga later apologized and agreed that it was probably a bit inappropriate considering it was a children's cancer fundraiser event. Yeah, that is far. That's too far fashion. On this day in 1980, John Farnham burnt his tongue under the roof of his mouth when he bit into a hot tomato. He later hit his wife.  That came out of nowhere. Now the voice trying to understand it.   It's just facts. Yeah, it's on this day. Anyway, we can't get in trouble for facts. Now we're going to be all paranoid later when we're high that we've breached some sort of, that we've crossed the line here. We've got it stuck. These are jokes, everyone, all right? Remember, this is just, well, it's a fact joke. Yeah, factual. And remember, Matthew Brown is responsible for all of these. So you can't be annoyed at us. This is all Matthew Brown. I'm just fucking, don't shoot the messenger. Shoot the researcher. Shoot him. Shoot the brown. Shoot the brown. Go after him. Attack Brown. Anyway, on this day, in 2012, diary entry number 589 from Matthew Gregory Brown, it was a warm spring day. And I was sunbaking at the park. I smiled as I felt the warmth of the sun stinging my skin. My erect little brown was swaying gently in the breeze when I heard it, a nearby giggle. Judging from the sound, I guessed it was a 22 to 23-year-old female in good health with slight dad issues, roughly two weeks into her cycle, and possible body dysmorphia. I sat up immediately and concealed my little brown. I was correct. There were two girls throwing a frisbee to each other, and a surge of adrenaline coursed through my body, and my testicles started wriggling with millions of excited sperm. My whole body stiffened with anticipation as I saw a wayward frisbee throw from one of the girls headed in my direction. It landed a few meters from my nest, and I could feel my face turning bright red. This was my moment. I stumbled as I lurched forwards, trying to conceal my eagerness. With both hands shaking, I grasped the frisbee and stood tall. There were both looking and smiling at me, and one even raised her hand and said, thank you. I drew back my arm and lined up my throat, but my extreme excitement got the better of me. My little brown started convulsing with pleasure as ejaculate rushed out. My body twisted with euphoria, and I let out a deep, long groan as I released the frisbee. Ah! The frisbee went well over the girl's head and headed straight into a creek. The other girl noticed that I was climaxing, and I heard her mumble, oh my god. I dropped to my knees, still coming. I grabbed my cumspitting little brown in an attempt to control myself, but it was useless. Once I stopped climaxing, I looked up to see the girls running for their car. I heard one mention the police. So I packed my nest and retreated back into the surrounding darkness. I was so frustrated with myself that I bit a chunk of flesh from my own shoulder. Perhaps next time my little brown will stay calm and let me lure them in completely.  Oh my god.   I've always wondered why you had a hole in your shoulder. Oh, yuck! But sort of hot.  You'd expect maybe just a normal one here and there. Yeah. Every day he's having these things happen.  Maybe there has been diary, we just don't know about it. There's entries of the police getting involved. Well, I hope so, Matt, because it's not a good look. For any of us. Fuck, I feel sick. No, I don't feel sick. They make me like... They paint a very vivid, vivid mental picture. Yeah, I just feel like... Sick. Giggly from it a bit. Yeah, okay. Well, that's okay then. But if any girls are feeling threatened or anything, just give us a message, okay? So we don't want that to happen. All right, moving right along to our first segment. Oh yeah. And this is a segment where we answer the questions that you have commented on our YouTube podcast and the ones that have the most likes means that the people want those questions asked the most. So that's ones we're gonna ask. If you wanna support the podcast and you can't afford the membership or whatever, or you can support it for free simply by clicking the thumbs up, leaving a comment. If you can't think of a comment, just comment, comment. And doing things of such nature like that. Help the algorithms so we get more views. Tricks YouTube.  Only bloody, not 100 people have watched and it's already got 100 likes. I must show this to everyone. And that is how we grow, okay? It's a team.  It's a simple exchange. And we all love each other.  Of course I do. Show us, get your phone out. Right now, get your phone out. The podcast, my phone's busy, but I promise you. You dodged a bullet there, my love. I promise you, I do. All right, we'll see, we'll see. Time will tell. All right, questions. Okay, let's have some questions, baby. Cut that corner. Cut that corner. But leave us all going, cut that corner. All right, so we're doing the question.   Oh, he's pushing hard.  Don't push too hard. Did you shit? I think I'm going to. I will. This is what happens. You can't have a normal evening with Michael.  You're pushing? Yeah. Oh, he's trying. I want to prove to you that I can. Michael is trying to show himself. Yeah, I did say you wouldn't. So I guess it makes sense. He's pushing very hard. His nappy will be full. Oh, it's so red. It's like the pressure.   Oh, we'll take your pants off if you need to. Michael is making soup. Is it going to be a running one or a hard one? I think it was just a lot of gas. I feel sick. I will. I feel sick, too. We're going to go with the question. Oh, if you feel that urge, just yes.   That's my goal. That's the goal is podcast.  And we'll show you guys. We'll show you guys his shitty nappy. Probably won't be able to show it. Yeah, maybe in the UOM group. You can show it to me and Matt will describe it. Oh, man, like a baby. Just like a baby. All right, question time. All right, first question is from Brie Firth.   We've spoken about that. Hopefully, maybe next year, we'll be able to afford to rent like another house where we can like film and just be at. Yeah, like a different location for what it is. Like a work house. Or even like just an industrial area.  We can sort of build sets in for podcasts or games.  Wow, do you do that? No, I just put all in and then just cold water. Then it doesn't mix. And then the colors do not run.  I think it washes better. Really? Maybe. I do cold all the time. Yeah, anyway. I don't even have the hot one plugged in. I don't even, I don't know how to do that. That means. Next question is from Oliver Rosen. Marty, why not try a trumpet or bugle for your farts? Should make a noise. Should work for science. This either tomorrow or Friday. I'm going to buy a trumpet. Well, there you go. So it's happening. All right, we're going to try buying a trumpet. I feel like I'll have to change the fart, though. It won't just be a drawn out small release of air. It'll have to be a big push. Yeah, whatever we've got to do to make the sound happen. You may have to have it pressed up to your ring.  Just like a Sherpa taking tourists up to the top of Mount Everest. That's how hard it'll be. Yeah, well, I'm willing. I'm so ready for it. It's like that and now shitting at this table are my new podcast teams. It's important that we do these things.  Yeah, you get less sharp. Yeah, you've got to sharpen the mind and the body by accepting and defeating these challenges. Shitting at a desk might sound easy, but he's wearing some pretty tight pants. And it proved to be gas. So it was a false alarm. So I've just got to hope save up my poo next week. Oh, you're going to see it. You're going to be here. You're going to see it first hand. You're going to see it first hand.   Yeah, I'll make sure I have heaps of rocket and spinach. It'll be all green and ratty. You should get like five cobs of corn cobs. Yeah, and eat them. And then see if you can swallow the corn cobs whole because they only digest when you bite into them and because they have like a protective layer on the outside.  But this is something for the UOM University of Michael video.  We are going to learn or do a video on recycling eaten food. So I was thinking how cool because I don't think anyone's done this.  We'll do the corn. I'll swallow them whole so I don't bite into them. So they stay there.  We'll go through the poo, pick them out. We'll wash them so it's clean and then you re.  You should have probably be completely like a corn cobs. Oh, my God, this is. This is important to you guys are like, you guys approve of seeing firsthand now at how our minds come together and construct these hard hitting experiments that deliver so much information to the world. If we just imagine, if we can figure this out, you will be able to eat corn. You can lose weight. It'll be like them and will go.   They can reuse that corn for the rest of their life. I'm thinking bigger picture here. Like, yeah, it'll feed some people, whatever. I'm thinking like, it can help you lose weight because you are consuming the same energy. It comes back out, consume comes out, consume comes out.    It is a never ending diet, a corn diet. You only have to do it for a week and you'd strip five to seven kilos. How do we know that? Oh, I'm just judging off some past experiments and all of the formula information into the data and that just sort of spits out. That's just off the top of my head. Hypothesis. Exactly. That's exciting. Yeah, dude, I'm actually, I will do this, only if I'm allowed to clean it. What do you mean? I'm not. I want to make sure. Yeah, obvious. We want to make it so we want to make it doable. I'm pretty sure anyone who attempts this would want their corn to be clean. So yeah, yeah, of course clean. I'm sort of excited because no one's done that.   Anyway, great question and great experiment.  Like Facebook won't like that one. So YouTube wouldn't like that one. Instagram would hate that one and TikTok would completely delete our account for that one. So we'll make sure we just stick with University of Michael for that one. But we'll let you know, we'll let you guys know if it works for free. Okay, you don't need to subscribe. We'll explain in great detail how it works out. Anyway, let's write that down quickly. I just did. I want to write it down too. I'm excited about that. Yeah, that's groundbreaking. Well, it's just corn breaking. It's the type of science that most science, it's not, it's not your fancy.  Got space. Fuckin' electrons.  We've cured cancer.  I know.    Well, they always say that there's, the world starving is not enough food. We're fixing that. Exactly.  And we're gonna figure that out for you.  Yeah, God, we're good. What are they? Inventing.  We're doin' science properly. Anyway. Fully actual.  That'll remind me. All right, next question. Next question is from Christoph Goominitz. What hurts more, getting kicked in the balls or suffering a broken rib, Michael? Balls, short-term, rib, long-term. So overall. Yeah, a good answer. Overall, what would you prefer right now? Another broken rib?    So I think that maybe that contributes to... Because they got room to flop like it hits them harder. If they get hit like in the middle, mine hit and the cushion of my body, Michael's are like this. And they just sit directly under. Mine are like this, that long, really elongated maybe half a meter. And so if something hits the middle of them, the bottom flops up and slaps off my belly button. Yeah, it's that slap motion. It's that sting. It's the whiplash. It's the whiplash. Yeah, it's terrible for you. But yeah, it works.  It's not fine, but a broken rib is five to six weeks of no coughing or big balls. Full of fluid. Next question is from Fly By Night. What would you boys do if the police approached you for one of the crime stories that other people have told you? I'd just say it's a joke, mate. We fucking, we get sent them all the time and it's unless it was like, I don't know. Like what if someone sent in something about them like? Nah, kid, I think it's fine. It's fine here. It's anything goes here, guys, you're safe.  We ain't snitches even if you deserve it. That's Julian tortoise that. Snitches get the bitches or something like that. Yeah, I think it's, yeah, they don't get the bitches. Snitches don't get the bitches. Okay, well, there you go. Note that down, write that down because that's important. Don't get the bitches. Next question is from Game is Against Domestic Abuse. What a lovely username. Marty, would you spit on Michael Live on the podcast? Oh, easy question. Yucky. Thank you.  Yeah, one of the little foam ones, not as bad as the big golly. Yeah, okay. This one's been sent a few times. Being respectful. Yeah, thank you, mate. This one's been sent a few times. This one's from, but this one's from Alan Hall. When are you guys gonna catch up with Julian's parents to discuss the porno? I brought this up again the other day and he sort of dodged it. Yeah, I don't think, and it's gonna do it. Like I would, I could never do that. I could never do it. But if he, oh, we'd need to give him money. Look, if we see them, we ever see them. I'll be screaming it. It'll be the first thing I ever say to them. I'm screaming it at them.  Julian saw it and watched it multiple times. We don't know, he says not multiple, but he did have it in his room for a long time. Next question is from Steven Hunt. It's also an advice question as well, I think. What would you guys do if you were the coaches of the Brisbane Broncos to help them make a premiership contenders again? I'm in A on this, I don't know.  Mark, I'll be interested to hear what you have to say. Yeah, Mark, I think you'd have some very good coaching tips. I would have. You need Shane Webkey, a second in charge, and Wayne Bennett. And then they need. They've got Wayne Bennett. Oh, is he back? I thought he was dead. Kevin Walters coaches him. Oh, no, Wayne Bennett's for Queensland. Wayne Bennett's pretty close to death. Yeah, I know. I would start by introducing Tri-Meth, something to get him going before the game. Meth has been known to increase endurance, aggression. And. I could take a lot more hits. Yeah, and it doesn't affect.  The soldiers did it. Yeah, exactly. Well, that's what I'm going off. I'm just going off the information that is given to Germans as we're being raised.  Oh, I did watch that. The German army would give in certain drugs that can go on. Meth. Look into that, Google it. So Broncos, if you're watching, Tri-Meth, and it's not exactly performance enhancing either, is it? Yeah. Because if you do it for long enough, it's performance enhancing. So you just got to do it on the day of the match.  That's that's good advice. So Broncos need to start doing meth if they want to win, if I was in charge. OK. All right. Oh, Tony Baker sent us the address for the Wolf Creek meteorite site from the movie. Oh, that's right. I did it, too. We should go there and just dig further down and see if we can find the meteorite. Yeah, because it must be there somewhere. Yeah, it made a big hole. You can't just make a big hole there. Yeah, it's got to be. It's got to be something. There must be some physical meteorite left and we will dig, dig down and down and down until we're in a huge pit. Next question. Next question is from Zach. Do you guys ever think about how messed up the butterfly effect is? Every little thing we do impacts our lives and others? Yeah, of course. It's crazy out there.  But there's no point in thinking about it because these little variations are happening all the time.  It's endless. It is an infinity of variables. You will never get anywhere. You must stay calm and focus.  And the butterfly effect. Not a bad film. And our final question for the days from James Kirk-Patrick. Um... Would you guys ever consider doing stand-up comedy, especially if you write your own stuff for each other? You guys would be legends. We have done it before. It's been doubly. It's been doubly. We fucking, it's on the website too. We wrote each other stand-up routine and just to sit down comedy calm. And it was really embarrassing.  It was really embarrassing. But yeah, we've talked about it before. And, but now it's like, it'd be scary because if we went up on stage now and people recognized us in the audience, it'd be like so much pressure. Yeah, like, you'd have all the phones on you.  It's risky. Yeah, you'd have to practice.  You got to practice. And like, we were thinking, I remember early on when we had no money because there's no monetization anywhere. We were going to do a show. But like, it's just so much planning. It's like now we've got so many things to do. Creating a live show and touring with it right now seems too hard. Yeah, like we'd have to get content backed up for months for the website. It's just, it's unfeasible at the moment. Well, stand-up comedy is pretty difficult. And even the best people say that they all bomb at some point. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, there'd be heavy bombing involved. And now, since we're in a position that we're in, if we bombed, it would be everywhere. It'd be freshman. It'd be freshman to the nth degree. It'd be Germany. Excuse me? Sorry. It would be Germany? If we bombed, it would be Germany? That was so racist. Oh, yeah. If they gasped, it'd be Germany? Well, excuse me? Excuse me? He's shitting. It's happening. It's German. Push! Oh, man, it's like... Yeah, well, now you get a sample of what it's like for Marty. Yeah, you're exhausted, yo. Heart rate's up. He's starting to sweat. It's harder. Your arseholes used to having, oh, I've got all this room to drop into. Yeah, that's what it is. I'll have to get a chair where... You cut a hole in it. Yeah, that's a good idea. Put a bucket under you. I think if you just spread your cheeks apart, you can do it on the chair. It would be cool, I think. You have to be busting. Push one cheek in and then... Like, spray out that way. Yeah, so your cheeks are spread apart. And then all you have to do is just...  Oh, I've been there. I've been there before. I've seen that. The diary is easy to do that. But if it's a hard log, yeah, you have to push really hard. You have to push really hard there. Anyway, next segment. Hey, let's give some advice to everyone. This is the advice segment of Marty and Michael.  I've got some advice from Rachel Dunaway. Oh, Rachel. Rachel. Rachel said, what advice would you give for someone who is trying to play a recorder with their farts? Well, I've said, the only way we can do it is if we insert it. The answer to that is just to keep trying, Rachel. There are many things that we haven't tried.   I'm going to start... I'm going to clean this.  That's so dumb.   And it'll come out of the holes.  Well, how about to give you confidence for the trumpet? Because you're going to... I don't think you have to actually put it in your arse for the trumpet. But you're going to have to have it pressed up again. I think it will have to be a slit. Like sealed. A sealed.  But I'll wash this. And when I get farts, I'll try and play music. All right. Let's all put it up there a little bit. For the boys. Thank you, man. And girls. All of you. There we go.  Oh, I'm relieved. That's the advice. Yeah. Thank you, Rachel. You saved the day. All right. Now, next bit of advice is from Dean Nammal. Hi, guys. I need some advice for the segment. How to properly dispose of cadavers and get away with it. Cadavers. Now, if my knowledge serves me correctly, that is a corpse used by medical students to help them train. That is correct, Marty. I thought so. I had no idea about that. Michael did not know that. Look, if you have a cadaver, the body's already been designated for medical research. So it's quite easy. No one's looking for it. They're already dead. They're already gone. So you can dispose. You can get creative if you want. You just have to make sure it doesn't affect the public, really. Classic one is to chop it up and put it in a bathtub full of acid that dissolves or a big, big drum. You can feed it to pigs. It's like laundering a corpse that way.  But other than that, you're sweet. You could eat it yourself. People have done that. Depending on how fresh the corpse is, fresh, fresh.  There are many, many, many ways. And yeah, we've done it.  Michael was dating a cadaver. It's like less stress, you know.  It gets annoying. Oh, Michael will do this. It's like not. With a cadaver. You don't have to do anything. A 20-year-old man, I can't remember where. It may have been Bangladesh. I think it was. Yeah, I think it was. Apparently he was a morgue worker and he had sex. He was having sex with a lot of the female cadavers. Wow. How do you get caught? I'm not sure, but he got caught. That would be imagine that that would be so awkward. Imagine. Right.  And then your co-worker opens the door. And your eyes, you make eye contact with each other. And you both just pause. And then. What would you say? Just checking for tics.  I just I just read a bit more from that story. And it's quiet. It's quite exciting. Apparently there were six female bodies. And apparently at the forensic lab were doing DNA profiles on the bodies. And they they were doing vaginal swabs.   Oh, he deserves it. Well, I suppose he deserves to get caught, regardless if he made that mistake.   Well, we'll give it a bit of a wipe.  You must be his first six cadavers.   All right. Let them rest in peace. They've been through enough, obviously.    Could you please go to the corner over there and get my vape? And it's that time of evening, is it? Yeah, as we get closer. One, two, three. Fuck, dad.  Fuck, dad. Fuck, dad, hard. Fuck, dad, hard. Fuck, daddy, hard.  So when I have one problem, we're here hard. Quite heavy. All right.   Thanks, fairly feedy. Is there any more people that need advice? There is one more. And he was actually one of the first. He was actually one of the first. Do you remember our guy, I won't say his name, but was sending us the Peeping Tom crime stories? Yeah. He asked for advice. Now, he went into big detail about what he's doing. Of course, he does every time, but he asks. He reminds me of you now. I don't know what you're talking about. In the basic form, he's asking, how do I kick the habit of being a Peeping Tom? How do I stop doing it? Well, like with all addictions, you must remove temptation.  And you are to stay indoors between the hours of 8 p.m. and 7 a.m. until the habit is broken. Replace that bad habit with a good habit. Maybe start sprinting after cyclists, screaming at them. Well, that's probably not a good way to go. It's a good little down step, you know? Because you're not. I think he needs to move to the mountains and be alone. Yeah, maybe isolate yourself away from people. Love yourself before you try. Like, there's animals out there you can stalk and hunt. Yeah, it could be dangerous, though. Yeah, they're probably stalking and hunt you back. Could be dangerous. So, you know, replace the bad habit with a good one and just remove temptation, mate.    Shit!  We've got to clean this for future.  Okay, that's gone.  Look, look, here. There.  I think you can do it. Oh. What about, it's just, it's fine now. What are you scared, we're not gonna give to Jesus.  I don't want to, like, I can see fucking. Oh. Oh. Oh. Get away. Get away. Yucky, yucky. All right, next filet. Next segment is the hunt. And after last week's successful hunt, we've been deliberating on what the next hunt can be. We want it to be something achievable, but also a step up. So, we're gonna open up to you guys, all right? So, we've come up with a few ideas. We're thinking maybe... I have had some people write in a few suggestions. I really... Yeah, let's hear them.  Sorry. That's okay, Matt. Sorry. Ryan Fitzgerald, so Fitzy and Whippa. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ryan Fitzgerald, he thought he had a good laugh. Dave Hughes came up maybe three times, I think. People have said Dave Hughes. Hughes, you'd be a good one. Our advantage is social media presence. So, we need to find people who are on social media and active. Otherwise, it gets really difficult. I feel like Dave Hughes isn't very... Active. Active on social media. Someone did write in Mike Goldman. Maybe because they saw him commenting a while back. Maybe we could get him to do some big brother stuff. Maybe we could get Mike Goldman on and like we could like... Put his brush, his hair back. Yeah. He's a good looking dude. Is that what people want to see? I don't know. Mike Goldman? He's got a beautiful voice. Guys, we're just rambling here. So, just comment what you want us... Which one you want us to do. And whoever has the most likes, then we'll do that one, okay? So, if you want us to do Dave Hughes... I can comment Dave Hughes. If you want us to do Ian Thorpe.  We could just... We don't even need to go for a person. We could try and... Yeah. You know what I mean? It doesn't need to be a person. Yeah, what do you reckon about? Well, like an animal. Maybe? We could try and... That's good. We could try and get a boat. We're on a good roll, I think. We could try and like hire a boat and just have a Marty and Michael meet and greet on the boats, party. But it's in the middle of the ocean and you have to swim to it to get to it. And everyone has to wear a blindfold all evening. And it's night time. That's not...  I have words! He's down. Dude, the ending got really moist. Oh, man.   He almost died. Fuck, why do I get pins and needles in my arms when I'm in fire puns? Imagine going to the doctor and saying that.   Some pins and needles shooting through my arms. That wouldn't be in any of these doctor journals, would it? That's why they need a doctor like us in the field of medicine. With the beautiful Mary Jane. Oh, fuck, Dad. I needed that, dude. I'm sorry about the pins and needles, but thank you. But to recap, can everyone start giving some comments of who you want us to hunt? Yeah, and fully elaborate on what you want it to be. Like the ins and outs of why and how and stuff. We get a creative one. Basically come up with this segment for us. What we're asking you. We've already done two.  Oh, all right. Moving on. This next segment. Ach du Lieber, Ach du Lieber. Ach du Lieber, Ach du Lieber. Deutsch, Deutsch, Deutsch. And this is a segment. Where I read very common German phrases. As if I'm speaking to a fellow German. And then I translate them for you. So you guys get a taste of what the German language sounds like. I'm excited.  All right, here we go.  Stretch my jaw. Exercise. Yeah, I've been speaking too much English and not enough German. So my jaw flexibility decreases. The massage, the jaw joint. Germans can dislocate their jaws. No worries. When I used to speak German all the time, my jaw, I'd feel my chin on my chest. That's how far I was opening my mouth. The mouth hole would be sometimes that big. To say certain German phrases.  Was für ein Saftladen. Was für ein Saftladen. Was für ein Saftladen. Which means, what a juice shop. Which means this place is a dump, man. So if someone walked into here, a German walks in a Marcos house. Was für ein Saftladen. Oh, it's not a way to say it. You live in a shithole. Saftladen. It's pretty nice. Saftladen. Saftladen. It's like a laden, nearly. Saftladen. Saftladen. Das macht mir so schnell, keine Nacht. Das macht mir so schnell, keine Nacht. Das macht mich so schnell, keine Nacht. I don't know. Das macht mir so schnell, keine Nacht. Which means that makes me so quickly nobody after.  You can't say that. It's legal. It means you'd say it if you were saying, that is hard to compete with.  No one's going to follow that too quickly. That makes me so quickly nobody after. You can't, and it's not allowed. It's very... Matt, back me up here. I don't know. I think Nikki has nailed it. Thank you. Nikki is German. It makes me so quickly nobody after. Fuck, Dad, man. That is different. I don't know. I'm shocked and mad. I'm always a bit mad, but like, I'm always just shocked. That's unbelievable. It's perfect. You're speaking about someone's language. She's perfect. So you'd say this if you're annoyed with someone, okay?  Yeah, so Marko might say to me, Oh, the ending. Why do you rule it? That is... It's vast. It's a demonic language, dude. Which means go where the pepper grows.  So what?  No, where it grows is not here. So go there. You can't say that if you work at a pepper farm.   Always something different from this bag of chicks. Thank you, Nikki. Thank you. Next segment. Next segment. You've been sending us things and now we're going to open them. We've got two very big gifts. This gets me excited.   There's quite a big couple of boxes here. You go first. This is so good. Oh, it's Christmas right now. It's Christmas, dude. Matt, it's Christmas. Yeah, I guess so.  Let's open this up and see what we have. We've got new mugs. I need new mugs. These ones are getting old. What's that one saying? You haven't used that one. Oh, no, don't tell me they're the same mugs. I hope they're all the same. They're all the same. And they are.     Dude, that is pretty good.  Because that is a good prank. That's not bad.  Now, dude, eventually it'd be so good if my whole house had no normal cups.    I can't. That's shocked me. It's the core. It's different. I'm not mad about this is way better than blindfolds. Oh, we're going to look. Oh, wait.   Yep. I'm pretty sure on a past podcast, we have said that we need blindfolds because we can't make them sometimes. This person has maybe sent us blindfolds. Really? So I brained it on that one. I don't know.  Sometimes he remembers. Should we throw it into the comments if anyone can remember something about blindfolds? If that's the case next week, I will apologize. I'm not going to apologize yet. If you can remember where we said that, that we wanted someone to send us that comment. And we will. And the person who sent the blindfolds. I'll probably apologize. Yeah. The person who sent the blindfolds could explain. Yeah. I'm still keeping one. This next one is from Eleanor Ware. Oh, it looks like a Bosley care package. Is it? It is. I did hear a Bosley care package was on the way. She messaged me on Instagram and said that she was doing this. That's so beautiful. Here we have a letter. Dear Michael, Marty, Matt and Bosley. Julian was left out. I'd like to point that out. Here are a few small things that may come in handy. I am planning on sending you more stuff, but I am so busy at the moment. I haven't had time to get it yet. For Bos, the next guard. I don't know if he uses this product, but make sure he is protected. Don't want him dying from a tick.  For Marty, something I hope you will find some use with so you don't worry about your heart. Sorry, these are suit gifts? Shit gifts, but I hope they are useful. Michael, I haven't forgotten about you. Your gift just needs some more preparation. Love your content. Never stop making videos. You both really are the best. Let's see what the gift for Marty is to help with his heart. Thank you. Illinois, that's what a lovely thoughtful gift. Is that a blood heart rate? It's a blood pressure monitor. Oh my god, that's a great gift. I've already bought one of these, but these are very helpful. Oh, not another word. Not another word. Oh, yeah, I won't celebrate that. But thank you for trying. Sorry. I'm so sorry about that. Dude, it's positive.  I'm glad that you're having back. There was what, like eight weeks? I think you had nothing? That was fucked. A bit of a dry spell, wasn't it?  God damn, do we have a good prank call idea.  I'm going to see if I can get prescription drugs without a prescription. As Darren the Junkie. Okay. Phone on silent. I mean phone on private. Is there more? Yeah, I feel it. More presence?  No, no, I never abuse you about it. It's positive. I'm glad you're trying. I'm what you should be worried about is the pins and needles. Did you get any that time? None of them when I fell to the floor. Oh, Matthew Coward Brown. Oh, hey, my name's Darren. I've just lost more prescription for I had one for Valium and I had one for some painkiller that one that's like morphine or something. That's one that like that. But I've lost the prescription and I'm just calling around, just give you his heads up. I'm coming in, but I can't, I don't have the prescription anymore. Must have gone through the wash and that and I call the doctors and that, but they close, they close at 5.30 so I can't get it today. But I'm just like in pain and that so like I'm just giving you his heads up. Like I'm coming in, right? And I'm just gonna, I'll prove, I've got my license on that so you can like take my name and yeah, I'll just come in, get the Valium and then that some painkiller too. I'll forget what it's called. Yeah, I'll just let you know that we legally won't be able to give you those medications without a prescription.  Only thing I have a couple of beers every night, that's it. I'm just coming in, doctor's bloody said, right? He said it, so like that should cover that legal part, that's done because the doctor said that I can. Yeah, you have a prescription. We just can't legally give you the medication. Just over the counter, we will need that physical prescription. What if I write a letter saying, I'll write a letter saying pharmacy, Darren here, doctor said I can have valium and arpancular and then like I'll sign it, I'll sign it and then I'll come and show you that letter that I wrote and you can hang on that, you can hang on to that one. Yeah, I'm unable to give you any medication for legal prescription. I think I've come to your pharmacy before but in someone, like I said this to the doctor last time because I've lost scripts before, right? And then the pharmacist was like oh yeah, like I showed them like an email or something from the doctor and then they was like oh yeah, he needs it and then they gazed me the valium and that. That happened before so like, I know you're like worrying about legals and that but like I'll promise you like if I'll write the letter, like that's it, like cops can't do nothing. Trust me, trust me on everybody. Cops around here. Yeah, just if you if you hunt something from the doctor that's signed by the doctor Yeah they just closed now. They just closed but potentially but if you don't have anything from the doctor or a prescription you might be able to dispense or give you any medication. That's like so like annoying right now but hear me out, right? One last little trick here, what if I, right? What if I email the doctor saying hey mate, just does a here mate just lost me script and like you need to put me on another one and that and then I'll show you the email that I wrote to him because that's something from the doctor, right? I can write the letter on top of that and then you can keep that. That's yours. We will still need a legal prescription We can't go off of anything that you've signed or anything we'll need something directly from the doctor We're alright, I'll see what's going on alright, I can see what you're doing here alright, well how much then? I've got cash, what do you want for it?  How much do you want? I can bring in what? 500, is that what you want? 500 cash, with the cash but unfortunately we wouldn't need that I'll bring the letter Well I'll do the email and do the letter and come in and talk to you about it and I'll bring the cash and don't worry I won't say nothing in the pharmacist or whatever Hello, sorry who's this? from Sunjeeve Nights on the phone on the cheat sheet tonight Can you, what do you say bro? Hello? Yeah, can you hear me bro?


What is up everybody jason for jazby's case race on 2024 tops chrome black baseball just sold out This is a 12 box case break pick your teams number nine guys, and here we go So we had to sell six teams via the serial number guys everything else did sell straight up. Thank you guys And then here are the customer names in the serial number with the teams right there case All right, we'll do the same thing as we've been doing guys We'll open up all the boxes go through the packs first and then we'll go through the encased autographs Wow, we finally got one guys Finally got a depths of darkness It only took us nine cases First six open All right, here we go guys Good luck. Got Carlos career Louise Montos and the first one is a Chris Brian for the Rockies Wesley with that one to 150 Jordan Walker, Louise rise And a Bobby Wood jr. Nice one there to 99 Kibri and Hayes Guardians nice manning Machado there for the Padres We haven't seen a depth of bark darkness in either of our eight cases James So the first one on average there one and every five these Man the claim to 50 Reynolds Justin Steel to 75 Nolan Chanel, so that'll be around a month or two for those base and then Christian yellow sir at 99 Nick Gonzalez Gary Cole Ronald Acunha jr. Zach yellow off Royals Salvador Perez And then Cali Harrison at 199 for the Giants John Holi Nice Ronnie Mauricio for the Mets. Kev got him straight. Oh, that's the rookie variation And then Quinn Pricer for the Pirates Pretty dream and Lawrence Butler For the Oakland ace that's numbered actually 195 out of 199 so Five is Andrew All right, two more and then we got the depths of darkness Or one more than the depths Jordan Alvarez To 99 for the Astros Here we go guys You guys haven't seen these are pretty nice. They're like a shadow box and they look pretty darn sweet But Acunha to 199 I'm a big dog Mike Trout, how about that for the angels R&B? Look at that. Everybody in the R&B is gonna get a shot a chance at this guys Beautiful looking card. It's like a shadow box And I do believe it does not fit in our top loader. So we're gonna have to put that in the Slider box, but everybody the R&B is gonna get a one inch and ten chance to get this Sick put that over there Now let's go to the autographs. All right, here we go autograph time First one is Parker Meadows for the Tigers Tigers is Tristan gold David Wright to 50 for the Mets going in Cav There you go. Nice gold right there, man Rookie Spencer Horowitz for the Blue Jays Going to the R&B. So we'll have to randomize that as well Everybody gets a shot at that Halton Couser for the Orioles going to EA Whoa, we got a red rookie guys And it is Luis Matos one out of five red San Francisco Giants Going to a series nice, man Incarnacion strand for the Reds going to EA Raffaella To 150 for the Red Sox going to add Gwen Presser for the Pirates going to David Nick Gonzalez for the Pirates back-to-back hits All right, three more hits guys green rookie Jordan Lawler to 99. Very nice. This is a solid case actually Diamondbacks going to Nicholas Thornton Tyler Schilderstrom for the athletics that's also going to the R&B Unfortunately, the autographs aren't numbered for the R&B. So everybody's gonna get a fresh shot at it And the last one is David Hamilton All right, there you go So there you go guys very very nice case. I think compared to the last couple. We got the Jordan Lawler Raffaella, we did get a red Colton Couser David Wright And of course we did get that depth of darkness Mike Trout So appreciate it guys. So it looks like there was actually only one numbered card from the R&B that went straight to the owner Basewise, I think already pulled out the base and then everything else of course went to the other teams that were bought straight up So this is what we're gonna do here guys so We're gonna do a randomizer Whoever comes in at number one in the R&B list is going to get the Mike Trout depths of darkness This is a pretty big hit. So this is going to go number one And then what we'll do here is number two Since this one was pulled first, we'll just give it to number two Spencer Horwitz This is going to go to number three And then as a little consolation Number four on the list. We'll get these base cards including a couple rookie cards Including Nolan Chenal, which I'll sleeve that up to To top look So top four in that list we'll get something right there In that order So here we go guys Switch scenes and again guys we'll get the list randomizer Get this Boom boom Dice roll it five and one six One two three four five six Boom six times six six joe congratulations. You just got The depths of darkness Mike Trout Eric Houston, you're gonna get back to back autos You're gonna get the Spencer Horwitz and the Tyler Soderstrom and then Andrew You know probably not what you wanted from the top three, but or being in the top four But you're gonna get the base cards Out of those rmb teams. So there you guys go. I'll print this out That way shipping team knows who to give those to So there you go guys. Thank you guys so much and again guys pick your team number 10 Was down to two left straight up Would unlock the case and whoa looks like someone bought it out.  All right. Appreciate it guys. Thank you


Welcome back to another one if you're new to the channel. I'm Goldpony, I do new Clark Shruck SUV reviews on YouTube at today. We are in the new 2021 Subaru Outback courtesy of Apple Subaru in York PA. For more information on their inventory please feel free to check out the link in the description box below. Wanted to hop in this one today of course because Subaru has the very best all-wheel drive system in existence and not only that there are a few different changes actually for the Outback this year so what do you guys say let's just go ahead and jump right into it and as always let's start with pricing. So there will be quite a few different trim levels for the 2021 Outback first one being the base trim starting at $26,795, premium for $29,045, limited for $33,595, touring for $37,495, the Onyx Edition XT which is the one we have today, this one starts at $35,145, limited XT for $37,995 and lastly the touring XT starting at $39,945 and so as you can imagine with those trim levels there are two different engine setups to go along with them. First engine configuration belonging to the non-XT trim levels, powering those trims will be a 2.5 liter direct injected four-cylinder boxer engine putting out 182 horsepower at 5,800 rpm, 176 pound-feet of torque available at 4,400 rpm, power sent to all four wheels of course through a linear Tronic CBT, 0-60 time on that one comes in at approximately 8.7 seconds with MPG numbers coming in at 26 in the city 33 highway taking regular unlit fueler 87 octane and then there is the other engine configuration belonging to the XT trims like the one we have today, this one is powered by a 2.4 liter turbo charged boxer engine putting out 260 horsepower at 5,600 rpm, 277 pound-feet of torque available from the power band of 2,000 to 4,800 rpm sent to all four wheels through a linear Tronic CBT once again, 0-60 time on this one though is said to come in at approximately 6.1 seconds which you guys know we will be testing out in a little bit here, I wanted to add to that though we do have paddle shifters as well yet another thing I'm going to be testing out here but MPG numbers for that engine configuration are going to come in at 23 in the city 30 on the highway again though taking regular unlit fuel that's pretty nice but before we do any kind of paddle shifter or acceleration test I did want to mention the drive mode or X mode is what Subaru calls it and so with X mode what that is going to do is adjust the transmission ratio but not only that it also increases the all-wheel drive system engagement by using enhanced control the BDC system to reduce individual wheel spin and this is definitely something you typically look for in Subaru's not only do they have the best all-wheel drive system but they got X mode on top of that and actually the Onyx edition that we have today takes that one step further giving you a deep snow and mud mode as well so if you do live in Pennsylvania maybe you want to go with the Onyx edition because we do get some deep snow from time to time so it would have mentioned that as well but having now mentioned all that one I'm going to do next year is push the shifter all the way to the back and to the left that is going to give me full manual shift mode here and we're going to go ahead and test out the paddle shifters keep in mind this is a CBT so essentially it's simulated shifting but still want to see how quickly they react for it so let's go ahead and find it straight away and let's test out the paddle shifters here in our 2021 outback all right you guys and from a standstill in three two one go dang this thing's pulling huh actually it kind of simulates an automatic transmission really well paddle shifters actually do react quite nicely I will say that as well and not only that paddle shifters are always good to have on a vehicle for instance is when you're going down a hill like we are right now can actually use the paddle shifters for a little bit of engine braking when it's snowing out so you're less likely to slide off the road rather than actually hitting the brakes so definitely a plus that the paddle shifters are there but now let's go ahead and do a quick little acceleration test here giving control back to the outback here I'm going to slide the shifter back to the right here let's see how quickly it's new 2021 Subaru outback here can get us up to speed all right merging onto the highway I guess here we go oh my gosh huh I got to be honest that was kind of surprising a lot more power than I expected for the outback I was definitely impressed there I got to say the XT version of the outback has plenty of power I could tell you guys that but to go along with that acceleration as always breaking is equally important and so up front you will find 12.4 inch ventilated front discs in the back 11.8 inch ventilated rear discs as far as that 60 to 0 stopping distance goes it actually comes in at 130 feet which technically really isn't all that great it's not the best but typically what you're going to find when it comes to braking distance is anything that ranges from maybe 110 feet to 125 so 130 is really kind of below average but having said that braking feel is really not all that bad it's a little bit squishy but quite honestly I have felt worse so really breaking feel shouldn't be that bad although that breaking statistic isn't the best but so then touching on suspension and handling a little bit up front you're going to get an independent strut type front suspension with a stabilizer bar in the back double wishbone type rear suspension once again with this stabilizer bar as far as the ride quality goes definitely soaking up PAs rope perfections quite nicely so far in my test drive here today so no issues for me when it comes to ride quality steering feels kind of along the same lines really it's pretty much as expected actually I quite like it it tends to be a little bit on the stiffer side as far as the steering field goes so it kind of points you in the direction better than I would expect the outback to do so definitely like the steering feel as well when it comes to cabin noise once again definitely on point so far I've hit about I don't know 60 miles per hour no exterior wind noise is really coming into the cabin that bother me so no issues there either that's such a good visibility I can see perfectly fine out the back it's not going to be quite as good as the four star of course thanks to the shape but having said that again I could see perfectly fine out the backs of new issues there for me but that about rounds out the performance segment of this review guys let's not go ahead and take a look at the exterior of this brand new 2021 Subaru outback alright here she is you guys the new 2021 Subaru outback finished in of course black since we have the annex edition this thing looks totally sinister let's go ahead and start up front of the outback here always like to start with ground clearance with Subaru because they always tend to do very well with this let me show you guys 8.7 inches of ground clearance up front so that is quite a bit and definitely above average for its class it will say that LED steering responsive headlights which is now newly standard for the 2021 outback one of the new changes for 2021 and essentially what that means is when you're going around at bend at night those headlights will swivel based on your steering angle better help illuminating what is around that Benz you're less likely to hit a deer or possum or squirrel or whatever so definitely a safety feature there in itself of course the headlights do come with the automatic feature meaning when it starts to get dark out they do turn on automatically for you there LED daytime running lights also coming standard as well and if you were to go with the premium trim level and up you will find LED fog lights down below as well but now let's go ahead and make our way to the side of the outback here so now taking a look at the side of our outback raised roof rails do come standard across the board in typical Subaru fashion there rear privacy glass once again standard across the board body colored door handles come with all trim levels as well however did when I mentioned we'll get chrome inserts on those door handles if you were to go with the touring trim level then when it comes to the side mirrors they are black folding side mirrors with the base trim level body colored side mirrors with integrated turn signals if you were to go with the premium trim level and up you actually find a satin chrome finish to them if you were to go with the touring and of course crystal black side mirrors although it's going to be impossible to tell today since we do have a black exterior but that is going to be found specifically for the Onyx edition that we have here also like the little detailing on the side skirts there the outback lettering found on the bottom portion of those passenger doors there it definitely looks good and take a look at the wheel setup it is going to differ slightly dependent upon the trim level that you go with 17 by 17 inch aluminum alloys are going to come with the base and premium trim levels and then that gets bumped up essentially for every single other trim bumping it up to 18 by 7 inch aluminum alloys and of course the design will differ slightly but then one more thing I wanted to mention on the side is the chrome windows surround I love how it ties together with the side mirror here you guys can see that a lot of manufacturers don't do that I think it's personally a cool design queue so I wanted to mention that as well but now let's go ahead and make our way to the back here of the outback instead of taking a look at there is a matte black shark fit antenna up top there rear spoiler with an integrated brake light does come standard along with that rear window wiper just below that and of course you do have some XT badging if you were to go with one of those XT trim levels that is going to be there for you as well and just below it all when it comes to the exhaust setup it is going to be a hidden exhaust setup no matter what trim level that you go with for example the XT here has dual exhaust outlets however they are tucked away underneath but nonetheless I do believe you guys know what we have to do next as always here is that exhaust clip so but now since we are around back here of the outback when it comes to opening that rear liftgate it is a hands free power liftgate if you were to go with the limited trim level enough that power liftgate is going to be optional on the premium if you were to go with that trim level but a few different ways that you can go about opening it up as well you didn't want to use the hands free future there is a button on the key fob itself also a button by the driver's side left knee and there is a button on the liftgate itself as well but once opened up cargo capacity comes in at 32.5 cubic feet with those rear seats folded down that is going to bump that up quite substantially to 75.7 cubic feet that is a ton of space you guys that's like SUV space right there 60-40 split does come standard as well and when folding down those rear seats by the way it is a 60-40 split in case anybody was curious there you will find a retractable cargo cover if you were to go with the premium trim level enough however all trims are actually going to give you grocery bag hooks back there there's cargo tie-down hooks back there in floor storage along with a spare tire underneath that cargo floor as well also a 12-volt power outlet back there as well so pretty much everything you could possibly want in the cargo section is going to be back there they make our way to the rear legroom that comes in at 39.5 inches so for reference I mean even six feet tall this is how much space I had back there 39.5 inches by the way is plenty of space for me so absolutely no issues there heated rear seats if you wanted to spoil your rear passengers go with the limited touring or any of the XT trim levels I love that that is pretty cool dull rear USB charging ports coming with the premium trim level end up and I did find rear ventilation back there as well along with the rear center armrest and cup holders pretty much as expected at this price point really but then making our way to the front seats manually adjustable front seats do come with the base trim level power adjustable driver seat will come with the premium limited is going to add to that power driver and passenger front seats heated front seats are going to come with the premium trim level and up ventilated front seats for the touring trim levels cloth finish is going to come with the base and premium all other trims are going to give you leather seating essentially except for the onyx trim level that we have today this is actually a soft text upholstery or really kind of a leatherette so to speak so definitely very comfortable seating though I will say that and I absolutely love the lime green accents that we have here on the onyx trim levels found on the seating and really throughout the outback here but very comfortable seats I did want to emphasize that but then take a look at the steering wheel it is tilt and telescoping it is heated for the touring trim level if you go with the non turbocharged engine setup and then the limited and touring trim levels if you were to go with one of those XT trims then a leather wrap steering will is going to come with the premium trim level end up now let's go ahead and make our way to the startup let me start by showing you guys the key here you do have all of your buttons located on one side of the key it's pretty basic there you got lock unlock the button to pop the rear hatch and the unlock button by the way is the Subaru logo in the middle in case anybody was curious but essentially it is all keyless entry with push button start if you go with the limited trim level enough that future is going to be optional on the premium so therefore all I'm going to do simply put my fun of the break and press the engine start button located just by the driver's right knee there it's up but then upon startup those gauges will do a full sweep tachometer is all the way to your left speedometer to your right and there is a small digital gauge set up front and center which can be controlled by using the steering wheel mounted controls on the left side of the steering wheel there giving you things like trip a trip be how many miles you have left and who hit empty there is also a digital speedometer that can be displayed up there radio setting safety information the list goes on so really quite a bit you can check out within the digital speedometer portion of it then touching on overall interior quality power moonroof is going to come with the touring trim levels and the limited xd it is going to be optional on the onyx limited and premium we do not have that option unfortunately here today but it is an option if you did want to get it on your own onyx trim level homeland controls are going to come with the limited trim level and up and they can be found underneath the rear of your mirror for up to three different garage doors dual zone climate control is going to come on the premium trim level and up and again with the onyx trim level you do get that lime green stitching like I was mentioning that can be found just above the passenger side glovebox on the doors and the seating as well also cool little feature that Subaru has done here is they put a little bit of storage just above the passenger side glovebox as well and what's even better is they put a rubberized bottom to it so therefore things don't slide around as easily as they otherwise would have if they just left it plastic like just about every other manufacturer does so I absolutely love the Subaru did that do like the little compass in the upper right hand quarter of the rear view mirror as well and there is an overhead sunglass holder on the roof here as well it's always nice we also have an optional wireless phone charger located just in front of the shifter here that's going to be available for you just behind the shifter you have dual cup holders just behind that of course a good bit of storage space in a 12 volt power outlet within that center armrest there but the very best part about new Subarus these days I got to admit is this massive tech display and it is going to differ slightly seven inch color touchscreen display coming with the base trim level however every single other trim meaning the premium trim level and up is going to give you this larger 11.6 inch color touchscreen display and I love it Bluetooth and audio streaming coming standard either way Android auto apple carplay actually still standard even on the smaller screen you got to love that because therefore if you have a smartphone all you need to do is simply hook it up to the outback and you have free navigation display don't bomb that tech display so that's always a plus factory navigation system if you want it is going to come with the touring trim levels and the limited xt although you really don't need it these days as long as you have a smartphone at least but so there is a ton of different information you can check out up on that touchscreen display I will say that and while it does take a second to get used to you do get used to it then it is very easy to navigate with it for instance a lot of the climate control information can be adjusted on that screen also that X mode I was mentioning earlier in the video that can also be adjusted on that screen up there as well driver assistance features that can be adjusted on there if you wanted to turn off lane keep assist or whatever heated seat buttons can be found at the bottom portion of that touchscreen display you can check out your outside temperature the list goes on and of course your radio settings as well which leads me into the sound systems for the outback it is going to differ quite substantially based on the trim level that you go with as expected there base trim is going to give you four speakers premium trim is going to give you six speakers limited trim level and up is going to give you a 12 speaker Harman Kardon sound system with 576 watts but unfortunately we do not have that one today we do have the six speaker sound systems so what do you guys say let's go ahead and turn on the radio see we got playing today and let's test out the clarity of this one it's all right it's not bad I feel like the base was way back in the back for some reason but that'll do for a six speaker sound system definitely go with the Harman Kardon I'm feeling that is going to kill it in the outback but it's fine for a six speaker sound system but last thing I wanted to mention to you guys on the tech display is when you do of course put the outback in reverse you will find a rear view camera for every single trim level across the board letting you know who or what is behind you which is always is going to lead us into safety and so to start 2021 Subaru Outback is an IIHS top safety pick plus which by the way is the very highest designation given by IIHS so it doesn't get better than that front side side curtain airbags do come standard also a driver's knee airbag as well in the back you're going to have latch a.k.a lower anchors and tethers for children for the rear car seats rear child door locks back there tire pressure monitoring system of course the symmetrical all-wheel drive system is a safety feature in itself since it is the best all-wheel drive system out there and of course all trim levels actually also give you Subaru eyesight let me emphasize this because this gives you adaptive cruise control with lane centering pre-collision braking lane departure in sway warning and lane keep assist as well and in addition to that all trim levels will also give you high beam assist as well and there is a blind spot monitor rear cross traffic alert that comes with the limited trim level and up if you wanted to go that route that limited is also going to give you reverse automatic braking as well and another new safety feature for the 2021 outback at least is that rear seat reminder system now comes standard for 2021 so a couple new things on the outback overall but in the end when it comes to my final thoughts here of the outback excellent safety and I love every time I watch Subaru make a video or read something about Subaru they're always striving for safety so that is definitely something that Subaru is killing lately so excellent safety on this one steering responsive headlights is another testament to that I love that that is standard on every single trim level that is really a very cool feature once you start to see it in action really this large text screen I absolutely love and I love that it's on the premium trim level actually that is pretty darn cool as well it's kind of like a Tesla style screen up there not the very best braking as probably my main constructive criticism for the outback 60 to 0 and 130 feet it's really not all that great but I will say I have seen worse than that like the Volkswagen Atlas let's say but really they could improve that a little bit although the rest of the safety is really nice the braking could be a little bit more responsive let's say underpowered base engine I remember driving that in the past although this XT trim level is quite nice I will say that and very nice interior quality was kind of impressed as well I absolutely love the lime green stitching and of course this large touchscreen kind of ties it all together for me as well but that is about it for this one you guys let me know what you guys think of the outback in the comments section below if you're free to follow me on social media at the bottom of the screen there so you know which cars are coming out next on the channel be sure to hit the subscribe and the bell notification button if you're in the new 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Welcome everybody to unfiltered with Pastor David. Pastor David. Good afternoon. Hey, John. Again. Thank you for tuning in pastor The question I want to ask today, you know Being able to be serving in the ministry. I'm able to encounter different people that attend different fellowships and one of the things that I've noticed is that oftentimes they're they're stamped with the personality of their pastor and sometimes it has a Distinct stamp and you can often tell who their pastor is as a pastor yourself, is there a stamp that You want to put on the congregation or how is that stamp affect the church? Well, I would be very careful. That's an interesting question in the way in the way you posed it I would first respond by saying I wouldn't want my stamp to be on them at all. I mean, that's not that's not the Obviously, that wouldn't be the reason that I would want to be influencing them. So on the one hand, I don't think that the pastor Necessarily intentionally stamps the congregation and yet on the other hand You know like has a tendency of be getting like and so people will come to a church that has a minister will say who Who they they respect love admire but in many ways will add What's the word I'm looking for? They identify with them because they're similar to him There are things that he may say that they would say well, yes, I agree and things like that and what happens Over time is what they're hearing from the pulpit is either going to appeal to them or it's going to repel them normally we have a tendency of going places and listening to those that That are pretty much like us or like one of our friends So that's just that's pretty much a normal thing and and so you can encounter people from different fellowships and very often You can you can tell where they came from if you're familiar with the churches. I've done that over the years more than once I've prayed with people in the past and I've heard the way they pray and I Recognize this pastor. I've spoken to people and they'll say certain things and I recognize another pastor It's just they learn the ways of and very often they learn the The personality of the pastor it's appealing to them and and and so they're a bit conformed to it So yeah, it's it's a very common thing and it doesn't take a long time for me under normal circumstances if I'm speaking to somebody to To hear that they go to this fellowship and I'll say to myself I'll say yeah, I would have I would have thought that so yeah It's very common that the people begin to be molded into a similar image as the one who influences them the most The things that matter to him are things that they learned to have mattered to them They may have already had a certain sense that this is important, but it only develops it further If he is a very open person Very often they're open if he's if he's angry about something very often They're angry about the same thing if he has a a compassionate heart very often they develop a compassionate heart I've seen that many times and so the interests of the pastor and the way that he teaches and the things that he says and his Opinions that he expresses They will find a ready audience very often and that audience is going to be over time Similar to him and as I have a direct effect on the church itself that particular church It's interesting because as you're mentioning it. I remember when I was attending a specific church many years ago and they went out for evangelism and the church that I was a part of many many years ago as part of the men's home that I was in was a very Hellfire and brimstone And so those who are going out and doing the door-to-door evangelism Was doing that same type of I don't want to say behavior, but what they learned from the pulpit and And not that the the word of God didn't go out It was just the approach and I and I saw something there thinking That's pretty aggressive yet the gospel still went out But yet I understand when when you say that that there is a stamp that can be put on Whether it's unintentional or not it's just going to be the like you said like beget like But does that have a direct effect? To the church itself it certainly does I really feel that the pastor should be seeking the Lord to be conformed To his image and so when you're reading your scriptures from old to the new Especially as it pertains to the methodologies of Jesus the words of Jesus and you know the things that he said When you begin to ask the Lord to mold you into his image to conform you into his image Again a lot of times people will see one thing about him and like that So when Matthew 23 Jesus says you whitewash tombs or you brood of vipers like John the Baptist said they will have a Kinship to that and so yeah, there are there are Churches and I've been around the same ones that you have in that in that regard and and there's only one way And that's with your pedal all the way to the metal And you're going to go to hell. There are others who have a dent a different kind of approach It just depends, you know Pastor Chuck Smith influenced quite a number of people But there there are very few people who can model themselves after his model This is a man who taught so many times through the Bible went Israel 66 times You know so many years of ministry in his life traveled as an evangelist and all he had so much experience And he had such a gentle way and compassion and grace filled way Not everybody has that ability that maturity is capable of doing those kinds of things We have a tendency I think of being influenced by those that again are pretty much like us And so I Admired things in Pastor Chuck. I want to teach through the word, but I'll never be a Chuck Smith I just have to be a David Rosales, you know So I think that it's it's important for us to discover who we are because at one time I When this church began I I didn't know who I was going to be I actually thought that way I thought What is my model I knew that there was no way that I Could be a Chuck Smith. That was 30 years old I didn't want to be an evangelist and I didn't want to be an exhort I didn't know what to be and I prayed a lot John I honestly did father who am I supposed to be and the answer came back very clearly and very obviously be yourself Be yourself, you know Paul speaks concerning the body not every not every portion of it is an eye or an ear Right a hand or whatever The body is made up of many members, but it's one body So you just need to know what portion of the body you are what your gifts may be and Just be be honest with those gifts and just exercise them as you do Again, I encounter people from various fellowships. The central thing is are they being taught the word of God? Are they being conformed into the image of Christ? Because I I will cease I will see either that or I will see and hear the opinions of their pastor Some of them are the most argumentative people you're going to encounter Sometimes there's an I'm sad to say there's an arrogance that you encounter and then there are other times that you You'll encounter a loving grace-filled person And you know that they have a shepherd that has been influencing them to those things and so Yes, you you become conformed pretty much to the one who influences you the most Well, thank you pastor. That's interesting Because as you're saying that there's a As you mentioned there's always a bent to not always but a lot of the people have come across They're either bent to one side and it's kind of their focus in and and so I thought that was something Interesting to ask you about because you can as long as you spend some time with them You can spend see you'll pick it up. You'll pick it up and so well pastor Thank you so much for sharing and want to thank you guys for tuning in just a couple of updates or a couple things that we have coming up We have our December 18th. We have the Coutinas coming out now That's and they'll be doing both our worship services that Sunday morning at 8 30 and 10 45 If you guys have never heard the Coutinas live You guys have to come on out and in what a great opportunity to invite your friends and family To worship with us not only in the word, but in worship and and then after that we have our Christmas Services coming up. We have a Christmas Eve. Yeah, that Saturday night service We'll have it at 6 p.m. And then we have our two services on Sunday that Sunday morning 8 30 10 45 Great opportunity to invite your friends and family to come on out and then this Sunday We do have our regular services at 8 30 a.m. And 10 45 as you're continuing to take us through the book of Mark And so we look forward to having you guys come out always want to make a plug for Israel You can still register for Israel 2023 that will be in March Wanted more information about that you can go to our website and pastor. Thank you so much for your time All right, John. Thank you guys for tuning in and God bless you


Hello everybody, I'm Evor Abbot. We're here on the set of course looking at a awesome GTR GT series car But an even more awesome FSR wheel we're here on tail of the dragon 318 turns and 11 miles recently I did see a video about somebody the king of the dragon So we're gonna be running a bunch of cars here on the dragon see what our lap times can be and comparing them all So make sure you follow me on all social media all what you found in the description box below Let's get to it.  We're on the most R9 base with the FSR wheel Our lap time is gonna start as soon as we cross these cones And now our lap timer has started. I got that's a really sharp turn Practicals definitely kicking into play right now little lock up there gonna try and tackle this without crashing As we crash it's considered a DNF for the car I feel like the more I do this the more I will get faster because I still don't know these roads By the back of my hand yet Utilizing the entire road, you know, it's blocked off for us specifically to run this. I think this was the best time to bring out This FSR wheel in a GT3 car Really hard to catch apexes in this course Trying to manage these bumps these bumps are definitely Quite rough in this car. I can feel it's bottoming out a lot 318 turns 11 miles. I've driven this road In my real car before and it's definitely a fun course But was not going anywhere near as fast as this because having to stay between the Mayo and the mustard the white and the yellow in real life. Oh A little bit of slippy there. Oh, I feel the back end coming around a little bit on me there Trying to get as fast as lap time as we can We're gonna compare a bunch of different cars here Bit of a king of the dragon series if you would I said, I'll leave the link down in the comment section on below and if you guys want to Try this challenge yourself and Leave your lap times either tag me on Instagram or whatnot leave your lap times with a picture The car in the lap time yourself See where you stack up That I feel the more I do this the faster I'm gonna get with a bunch of these cars. We may have to revisit Some of these earlier cars once I become more familiar with the road. This is such a Hard course to memorize everything. It's like driving the North Schleif and ringing knowing every single turn In North Schleifen a lot of first gear in this car Don't die. It was a little bit of a tire drop there and a lot of dirt on my front windshield My pit crew did not clean my window at all for me That was almost a death locked up the front. I felt that Cars got such stiff force feedback right now. Oh, we could have taken that a little faster It'd be great to have almost a co-driver with case notes Get squirrely over bumps under braking It's probably not the best car to be bringing out here these GT2 cars I'm probably not meant to go through super bumpy courses, but you know what? We're having a lot of fun with this Putting this R9 through its paces right now a little dirt drop Probably would have told oh There's our first off. Are we stuck? Oh We definitely gonna affect our lap time So this is going to be Our lap time times one for one off Wasn't a definitely a big off though Like we did not get stuck and totally ruined this whole Whole run we should be getting close to the end or at the five 530 mark it went down the neutral. I thought it was in second 530 mark right now I like it when we're in the shade. I don't get that dirt glare on my Wind shield it's a hard break without the car there course you back extremely tough right now I'm not sure when the actual lap time stops so We're gonna have to go until the lap timer does stop. I believe there's a cone marker For an end of a lap time A lot of first gears to this tight twisty section Definitely not as fast as I believe that's the end of the lap. Yep A 6 36 655 is our official lap time for this GTR Definitely, uh, a lot of force feedback involved So if you guys want to see more or you guys have cars you want to see attack The dragon and the king of the dragon. Let me know down in the comment section down below Leave me a link or a specific car on where I can get it So as always I thank you guys for coming back and watching big Thanks to mosa racing, of course for the fsr and the r9 that we are running. So frs fsr If you guys follow me on all social media all that's found in the description box below. I'm evil rabbit I'll see you guys on the track


e those first, and then, oh, by the way, here's a brand new one. And then they drop the brand new one same day. Oh! Okay. They want it, yeah. They want it. I mean, I'm not. Would that be weird? You don't even know as Zelda games, even being calm all of a sudden. First A.V.3. Here's a new Zelda game. By the way, you could buy it today. I think everybody just crept themselves. I don't think anyone would watch the rest of E3. Yeah, right? They would just go buy the Zelda game and be busy. Oh, by the way, our whole booth is this. Again. Again, that you can already buy and play right now so we don't really need to have it here playable because you're already on it, and you're already playing it while you wait in line to get into the booth to play a demo on it. Because that's Nintendo. Yes. Yeah, I think next year, because this year it was more of a smash booth because half the booth was smashed. I think next year is Pokemon. Because it's the new next generation of Pokemon. Oh, in the second Pokemon game? Yeah, it's supposed to be. No, let's go. It's supposed to be, like, let's go as a mainline, but next year is gonna be like generation eight. So it's gonna be Pokemon game next year. All right, that's gonna do it for the podcast. It's already been longer than I wanted it to, but you know what? Had to go extra long for Markey, my boy. He did request that it wasn't just a short one hour podcast. Well, you definitely got your long podcast, Mark. Gosh darn it. That's what I get for throwing in the topic of whatever Mark wants, basically. Yeah. All right, folks. I wanna thank everyone for tuning in. Again, don't know what's happened to the podcast after this week while I'm recovering, but hopefully recovery goes well, nothing bad happens. And we make something happen, even if it's just Eric and I intimately laying in a bed together, talking about Nintendo. As I hug my Mario pillow that I don't have. Yes, I'm hinting to Eric, hinting. Give me a recovery pillow with Mario on it. Squeeze your Pokeball Stress Ball. Oh yeah, my Pokeball Stress Ball. I do have a stuff. I have Donnie. I have Donnie. You guys know him. Donnie the Domino. I got him. Oh yeah. Yeah, I'll have him intimately in bed with me. Oh, you don't have. Maybe I should take down my Link Blanket and have that in bed with me. Link. Too bad you don't have the Noid. I mean. I know what happened to him. Also, I think that from the Nintendo community, I think that I speak, since I'm the only one from the Nintendo Prime community here that's not Nate or Eric. I think that we all just, I think we all wanna say thank you to Eric and Julia for taking care of Nate's kids while he gets surgery and props to y'all. Oh yeah. Yeah, and my sister. Oh yeah. Technically, my sister's watching. And Nate's sister. Yeah. My sister's. Yeah, Casey. I'll catch you my kids tomorrow while I actually get surgery. But yeah, Eric will be available to help on them, sure, whenever. Yeah. You know, nights and weekends. If for some reason I need help, I should be, I don't know. Again, I don't know. I don't know what's happening. But Julia, I know Julia's doing a lot. So. Yes. Definitely mad props to her. All right, folks. Well, thanks for tuning in for this episode of the Nintendo Prime Podcast. Remember, you can catch this podcast, audio form early next week. If you obviously are listening to it now and you're not already, subscribe for $5 on Patreon.com. You can get every podcast, most every podcast. Sometimes, like the E3 one, that one wasn't early. But most every podcast, you can get a day early audio version, exclusively on Patreon for $5 and up backers at patreon.com slash Nintendo Prime. Otherwise, you can also get our audio version on iTunes, on Google Play, on Podbean, and on Anchor, and eventually SoundCloud. Whenever I get it figured out. Y'all see some of these costs money. Like SoundCloud costs money. Podbean costs money. I don't have all the money in the world over here. But I try to make it happen. Bring our podcast to as many people as possible. Otherwise, you could always just catch this video version almost every single Monday. Yeah. I say almost, because like the E3 podcast came on a Thursday. It was recorded on Tuesday. There it is. We almost made it. Thank you for subscribing to Nintendo Prime. We almost made it. Make sure to like and subscribe to this one, folks, after I just made your ears bleed. I want to thank Mark Greenberg for being on his first ever Nintendo Prime podcast. Thank you so much, Mark. And for me. I'm all the time here. Yeah, all the support. He's been a $20 plus backer for quite a while, but never actually been on the podcast until now. So glad to get him in before the old surgery. I want to thank Eric over here. Hope all of you guys look forward to other videos we have coming because our E3 coverage is technically not done. When you listen to this, I still have more Impression videos to come out, including Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. Just wait till you hear what I have to say about that. All right, folks. We'll catch ya. We'll catch you in the next one. And we're done. Yay. Nice.  No, I'm not in bed. I don't know. Well, she knew that.  I just want to say thank y'all for having me. Yeah, no problem. And also, I think y'all might have had one of the best ideas, 3D Super Mario Maker.