What's up everybody Jason here for jazby's case race calm another break sold out here 2023 panini donors football hobby Three box break two round teams each number eight, and we're chasing some straw. I believe number seven was from a fresh case So good chances of getting one here guys So here we go guys here's the dice roll, and it's a two and a six eight times one two three four five six seven eight and I doubled up your names guys to make it 32 six into two Karen down to Wesley eight times one two three four five six Seven eight All right, so Karen you have the Rams David with the Ravens Christopher with the Falcons Michael L with the Panthers Danny You have the Cardinals mark with the commanders Chris last Bob module Jaguars Danny with the Browns and Chargers Mark with the Lions TJ with the Steelers Eric with the 49ers Michael the Cowboys Danny with the Patriots and Titans Mark with the Vikings Wesley with the Packers Eric with the Eagles Daniel with the Chiefs and Raiders David Ian you have the Jets Eric with the Bills Christopher with the Bears Eric with the Giants Chris with the Broncos Karen with the Dolphins Mark with the Saints Eric with the Bengals TJ with the Z-Hawks Eric with the Colts Daniel the Bucks and then Wesley with the Houston Texans right at the bottom Good luck guys Yeah, I don't think anybody's saying Samo lines no more Mike. I Know I try to stay humble, but I this is not the same old lines team. We all know that This is a championship contending Super Bowl contending Lions team now And again same thing for them. They're probably gonna take some hits, too Your guys's coordinator might become a head coach you know Even both coordinators actually It says I'm saying like it just sometimes when you're when you have such a great Season you just have to try to win it all because You know that the team next year is gonna be totally different even if you keep the same core people It's gonna be a totally different team always. It's never the same Players teams never retain the same players and obviously, you know drafting new players is it's always different But the mentality will not be the same old lines. I thought that dude retired Trevor knows leaving again or he's leaving. I'm assuming no trades in right guys. Let's just go the trade window For sure Mike, that's the only team I would have any little beef connection with right because of the Eagles last year and Eagles this year, but I've I've always kind of secretly root for the lines the last few years ever since that Stafford trade. I like golf So, yeah, I'm rooting for a for a Ravens Lions Super Bowl I mean, it would be even better to be Patrick Mullins, but I just don't see the chiefs winning Although you can never count out Patrick Mullins, but All right guys, so these are three box breaks, right? So one two three four Five five different stacks. It's stack five. So I'm gonna roll die for lands on the six. We'll just reroll it again. Okay guys Five making my life easier Look man, the fact that the chiefs even got back to the AFC championship is freaking impressive. I Know they expect to win it all still every single year. That's the expectations because they have done that the last X amount of years gone for the Super Bowls, but I Think the Ravens are a entirely different beast this year. I'd be really shocked at the I mean, I think the only way the Ravens loses is they beat themselves, honestly You know, if like Lamar has a horrible game and it's not even because of the chiefs is just himself Maybe some injuries It's like I said, this this Ravens team is a jib man And then look what they do to the 49ers in prime time in San Francisco, too I think that right there is what made me be like down these Ravens teams good Like I know they still lost a few games this year You know, no one's gonna go and defeat it. I think it's awesome. I feel like he did it To kind of keep the cameras off of Taylor Swift. I Think he said I want to be the person that they're gonna be recording looking at this week this week enough He's enjoying himself man, you know, sharing on his little brother. I love it. I Don't even Travis ever gets that wild but Travis has guns comes with a couple Eagles games when when he has a by week or You know, not in the playoffs anymore. That hasn't happened a little bit And then honestly to be honest, I wouldn't doubt it if Jason Kelsey does the same thing this week because I forget They're in Baltimore, right? Baltimore is like a 30 40 minute drive from Philly. Maybe an hour, right? so You'll probably just drive from home And go to this game Definitely he's up there for sure man.  I care about winning That's probably the mentality he's gonna have Look man, when you made it this far no matter if it has been the Lions or It's been the chiefs, right?  It's never gonna be the same exact team So It's like Gotta go all the way man that way like if you do lose your coordinators and you do lose certain players that are potentially free agents Doesn't sting as much when you win a Super Bowl, you know That's how my friends fell when they were in the work when the Rams won that Super Bowl Although man Bangles should have won that Super Bowl If you know when the ram don't that Super Bowl that's all the mentality that around times had here in LA When they had that off year last year They were just like it's all right. We want a Super Bowl last year. We're good I'll worry about the Rams the next year and that's how that's how it was for one of my one of my one of my best friends Big Rams guy was so happy when they were right, but He didn't he was just like I'm not even paying attention to football this next year because I know they were gonna be bad They lost everything. They lost all these players and you know, no draft picks But we won a Super Bowl. So You know, we could take a year off and I feel honestly some teams are about to I mean don't talk to the teams about that but That's how some teams can treat it Jalen hot yet for the Giants and a little Justin Fields Jersey Kings for the Bears But a Christopher and then little DTR Tank down. I hope you guys get it, buddy. I'll be rooting for you guys this weekend. Although. I don't know if I'll be watching it, but I'll be rooting Puka Nakua the militia looks like the kind of like Chrome is coming off on the back of this card, but how about a little Jordan Addison? Viking's going to mark so I don't know if you notice that mark. That's just from Panini like that. I'm sure you can actually get that fixed though So what I'll do is I'll send a pack I'll rip off the CPU stag tag on there little stamp and then you can tell him hey, I got this on a group break Breaker sent this and this I want to get this replaced, you know They should be able to send you replacement We got a Anthony Richardson Honestly Mike The Raiders ain't gonna have no dynasty and sad to say it until The four chiefs are gone until the Mahomes dynasty is over The fact that you have to play against that man two times a year and have to go through them every single year at the Richardson every team the AFC is cooked until they totally obliterate that team and It could be coming to a man soon, but Look how much damage they've done already Like a Parsons Trick Tucker That's like that's like feeling like a jet fan bills fan, you know Dolphins fan when Tom Brady was there with the Patriots plain tune Jackson Smith and the jigsaw Colt Matt no name Tyler Scott and then Michael Parsons there Number to 59 next box Eugene say real Smith the third. That's a short run, right? Gino for short Jackson Smith the jigsaw Bijan and Edel Connell bomb squad there number to 100.  Jersey Kings nice three-color patch there to two out of ten the cheetah Dolphins going to Karen Steele. It's nice or is it Karen? Very nice. I want to get a Tyree kill patch autograph And then Bijan Robinson nice one there for the Falcons going to Christopher E Anthony Richardson nice Jameer Gibbs Lions going to mark in gave Davis no name and a CJ Strout nice the rookies Tyler Boy 200 nice Bijan All right to my knowledge too. I don't think Joe hit a downtown in the first three Obviously, I'm doing the next three. So if that is the case We have plenty of boxes to try to get one Here playing to Devontae Smith Laporta to 100 Chris Rodriguez junior for the commanders and it's a flowers rookie phenons patch autograph for the Ravens going to David ying You know man a little something there now all pro Kings Bobby Wagner for the Seahawks So 399 Seahawks that's gonna go to TJ Porter Dawson Kincaid Xavier McKinney June Hurts Joy Porter junior red DK Metcalf no name. I lost that here Richardson bomb squad Sarah Kennery like Williams Chargers All right No downtown, but it's a nice autograph. So it's a flowers that uh I recal patch auto was pretty sweet Other top rookies and little inserts and stuff that we're sleeving up to top low But like I said, I did post up another one guys if you guys want to run it back no downtown yet to my knowledge So I think Joe popped it open yesterday or the day before nothing Here either as well. So let's get the next one rolling guys. Thank you so much And I'll top it all these relics, but as a flowers actually all all receivers Two rookies and one that there. There's the relics. Appreciate it guys


Log Format Subject Video Title Data Release MPAA rating, if any Interference Point Where, during the course of the video, SCP-3922 is introduced Result Results Note Notes, if any Subject The Lion King 1994 G Interference Point Shortly before the Stampede sequence in which Mufasa dies Result Film proceeds as normal, save for the end credits, including a note after the Special Thanks section. This narrative has been fully inspected by triple moons, and we are happy to report that no illegal hunting of African wildlife has been detected. Note It is currently believed that societies that have no interaction with humanity are outside of SCP-3922A jurisdiction. Subject The Brave Little Toaster 1987 G Interference Point Beginning Result Film only lasts for 10 minutes, beginning with an unidentified orbital energy weapon causing all human life to vanish from earth during the opening. A drone analogous to the appearance of SCP-2578-D approaches the protagonist of the film, reporting that all sentient machines have been freed of their human slavers. This is met with mixed emotions from the film's primary cast, who were anxiously awaiting the return of The Master. Note I mean, they weren't technically wrong, Dr. Nysmith. Subject Batman The Killing Joke 2016 R Interference Point Beginning Result Film length extended to four hours. The story has been altered to portray in detail the Joker's public hanging, drawing, and quartering by SCP-3922A, followed by the entire Gotham City Superbill and Rose Gallery turning themselves in to the authorities out of fear. An animated simulacrum of comic book writer Alan Moore is then captured by instances of SCP-3922A and, at gunpoint, addresses the viewer that the Joker is really, really, really honestly 110% permadead and will not come back, will not be resurrected, will not have his death retcon, has no backup plans, no Machiavellian schemes to turn anyone else into his accessory, and will not be missed, so if you're going to ask us to bring him back, don't, or suffer the consequences. Subject An episode of SCP-993 Interference Point Beginning Result In a previously unerred episode titled, Bobble Shoot for the Moon, the title character disables an instance of SCP-2578-D with a slingshot, then instructs the viewer on how to dismantle and reverse engineer its various parts into a powerful energy weapon, which it then uses to disintegrate and torture several instances of SCP-3922A that try to interfere. Note, this is the first note occurrence of SCP-3922A's soldiers not succeeding. Subject Space Jam 1996 PG Interference Point Beginning Result Film proceeds with a biographical drama of the life and career basketball player Michael Jordan with no involvement from cartoon characters. During a brief scene on a coffee shop, a mention is made by a side character of a peculiar news story about a corrupt intergalactic amusement park known as Moron Mountain being destroyed by instances of SCP-3922A. Michael Jordan dismisses the news story as ridiculous. Subject Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope 1997 PG Interference Point Subject Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope 1977 PG Interference Point Shortly before the Death Star destroys Alderaan. Result Shortly after Governor Tarkin says you may fire when ready, the Death Star control room is raided by SCP-3922A instances, who proceed to massacre all Imperial staff in the area with high-powered energy rifles. Though they suffer considerable casualties in the effort to neutralize Darth Vader, one of the SCP-3922A instances uses a grenade-like device labeled Tactical Offensive Teleportation Charge on him, shifting the scene to ██████, analogous to SCP-2922███, impenetrable ████, analogous to Creature Puppetry, typically seen in the Star Wars franchise, turned to stone and used as the war trophy by the Three Moon Initiative. The film ends 10 minutes later, as three Crescent Moon decals are painted on the side of the Death Star by SCP-2578D instances. Emergency Addendum I'm putting a moratorium on further experimentation with Star Wars. The possibility that we just gave a previously fictional superweapon due to Three Moon Initiative cannot be ignored as a significant risk to our safety. Dr. Nysmith Subject Dragon Ball Z Battle of Gods 2013 PG Interference Point Not Applicable Result Not Applicable Note Request Denied The possibility of a non-fictional group of interest enlisted in the aid of planned destroying humanoids poses even more of a risk than the Death Star. Even Yamcha would be a potential new cater to worry about. Dr. Nysmith Subject Monty Python, The Holy Grail, 1975, PG Interference Point Shortly after the initial on-screen appearance of King Arthur. Result King Arthur is hit by an impaler event from an SCP-2578D instance. The actor appearing on screen, following which a large number of SCP-3928 instances arrive in dropships and announce a military occupation in order to bring an end to tyranny. This is followed by a short montage in which the remaining knights are arrested on various charges. The rabbit-a-carabinog is killed by a tactical holy smart bomb and the historian is arrested for unlicensed time travel. The film ends with an SCP-3922A tactical health specialist arriving at the house of the unnamed animator and providing treatment for heart problems. Subject Music video for Judas Priest breaking the law, 1980, unrated. Interference Point Shortly after Rob Halford opens the bank safe. Result The SCP-3922A instances enter the bank carrying submachine guns. The robbery itself is considered by the instances to have been staged, but the group is given a brief but stern talking to about promotion of criminal values towards minors, after which the video ends. Subject The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 12 Marge vs. the Monorail TV PG Interference Point After the characters finish singing the monorail song. Result SCP-3922A instances arrive in Springfield via helicopter and arrest con man Lyle Landley for previously selling a faulty monorail to the city of North Haberbrook. SCP-3922A instances then explain the nature of the monorail scam and announce that they will be occupying the city of Springfield. Two tactical transportation experts take over the monorail project and plan a legitimate mass transit system for Springfield. Over the course of the episode, well-known law-breaking characters, Snake, Bat Tony, Sideshow Bob, etc., are arrested by SCP-3922A instances and sentenced to forced labor in the monorail construction. The episode ends with Lyle Landley being tied to the train tracks and run over by the monorail during its opening ceremony. Various characters are seen uncountably smiling aboard the train, surrounded by SCP-3922A instances as the episode ends. Subject Site-19 Cafeteria Security footage Of note is that at ██████ a member of the Foundation maintenance staff with recorded smoking and direct violation of Foundation health and safety standards has since been reprimanded for this action. Interference Point None Result No changes from the original footage. Note SCP-3922 appears to have no effect on non-fictional recordings. Subject The Ballad of Smokes McGee Not Rated A mockumentary produced for testing purposes by Dr. Edison, utilizing Site-19 Cafeteria Security footage from the previous test. The movie consists of Dr. Edison narrating over footage of ████ Smoke Break, whom the narrator claims to be named, Smokes McGee, admonishing him for a fragrant violation of Foundation health and safety standards. Signed an agreement allowing his likeness to be used in this manner, as well as unrelated personnel. All other personnel had their faces digitally blurred. Interference Point One minute into the film, wherein the character of Smokes McGee, portrayed by ████, takes a smoke break, despite the narrator's assistance that doing so with a violation of Foundation protocols. Result Several SCP-3922-A instances burst into the room in full tactical gear. Security staff attempt to subdue the SCP-3922-A instances, only to be incapacitated by SCP-3922-A's energy weapons. The narrator expresses shock at this, wondering aloud what the three moon guys are doing here. He then continues to narrate the events that proceed, explaining that they have simply come to warn Smokes McGee about the dangers of smoking in a hazardous environment such as Site-19. The lead SCP-3922-A then confiscates and disposes of the offending cigarette, and informs Smokes McGee that this incident had already been reported to the supervisor. Note, assigning a fictional narrative to non-fictional footage appears to meet SCP-3922's criteria for fiction. Subject The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, 2004, PG Interference Point When Plankton attempts to steal King Neptune's crown. Result Movie continues as normal, until the point where SpongeBob and Patrick meet the Cyclops. Shown later in the movie to be a diver working at Shell City, a tourist trap, collecting sea creatures to repurpose the knick-knacks to sell. Two SCP-3922-A instances wearing scuba gear promptly arrest the Cyclops under 55 accounts of illegal hunting. The film then cuts to Shell City, where several SCP-3922-A instances repossess all inventory in the store. David Hasselhoff, a witness to the event, is brought in for questioning. Subject Live recording of production of Shakespeare's Macbeth by D-Class personnel, not rated. Interference Point None Test canceled Result None Test canceled Note No The risk of introducing SCP-3922-A to the current timeline is too great. All live testing is suspended until further notice. Also, I know we're not superstitious here, but let's stay away from the Scottish play just the same. No sense of inviting trouble when we have many other options. Dr. Willis Subject Scott Tenerman Must Die South Park Episode 2001 TVMA Interference Point Before Cartman explains his plans in the final scene. Result The contest is interrupted by SCP-3922-A instances who arrive in FBI Granger-style vehicles, accompanied by Mr. and Mrs. Tenerman. Cartman is arrested in over 30 different charges, such as attempted murder, scamming, moral discrimination, threats, and other various crimes. Scott Tenerman, along with the rest of the crowd and the arriving band of Radiohead, is then informed that Cartman attempted to kill Mr. and Mrs. Tenerman by tricking him in the trespassing into a trigger-happy farmer's property, where they would be shot and killed, afterward being chopped up and served as chili to the disgust of everyone present. Scott is told off with a warning for bully and Cartman, whereas Cartman is carried away to jail. He is then seen being executed by ████████. The episode's final scene switches to an animated representation of Comedy Central headquarters, where animated characters of show creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker are scolded by an SCP-3922-A instance, condemning their actions upon the townsfolk of South Park. They are both then terminated by instance of an impaler event of SCP-2578-D. Subject to Human Centipede, First Sequence, 2009, Unrated. Interference Point, Entire Film Result, Entire Film is replaced with a title screen consisting of the word Ungaskit, Dutch for Unsuitable. This appears on screen for four minutes, then the film ends. Note, after further audio inspection, shouts from SCP-3922-A and screams of pain from Joseph Heider are present throughout the film. In the last 30 seconds, the voice of Dutch movie director Tom Six is also heard, pleading for mercy and forgiveness. Two gunshots then silence both individuals. Subject, Lord of the Rings, The Fellowship of the Ring, 2001, PG-13. Interference Point, End of the Battle on the Slopes of Mount Doom. Result, instance of SCP-3922-A prevents Isidore from using his father's sword to cut the One Ring from Sauron's hand. Sauron's life was body is buried in a civil ceremony, and the question of ownership of the One Ring is referred to the probate office in the relevant lawful jurisdiction. Subject, full of recording or researcher trends, played through a bioshock infinite. Interference Point, beginning of the game. Result, the opening dialogue, delivered over a black screen, is replaced with audio of main character Booker DeWitt struggling and drowning. The video then cuts to a pixelated version of the Three Moons symbol. Underneath similarly styled text reading, winners don't use tears, say no to timeline pollution. Chronospatial Protection Agency Three Moons. This lasts until the end credits, which are played over silence. Subject, a three hour recording containing only the cutscenes of Bioshock Infinite. Interference Point, beginning of the game. Result, same as the previous test, with the timing of the end credits matching that of the source video. Subject, the Sopranos, Season 5, Episode 13. All do respect. TVMA, as recorded on SCP-2614. Interference Point, not applicable. Result, not applicable. Note, we do not usually record denials on experiment logs, but Dr. Smith and myself feel the need to be abundantly clear in our response, over our cold, dead bodies. Subject, SCP-2835. Interference Point, beginning. Result, the video begins without the usual opening sequence.  A poorly drawn SCP-3922-A instance in the background approaches saying, Let's go, Patty, we're only trying to help. SCP-2835-1 attempts suicide with a shotgun blasted to the face, only to become mildly dazed, with stars circling his head. Video ends. Note, testing of SCP-2835 afterward, without the influence of SCP-3922, consisted of SCP-2835-1 spending the entirety of the video lamenting its inability to people die, not just cartoon die. Subject, 1984. R. Interference Point, beginning. Result, the film is extended to be 18 hours long, with a large RV of SCP-3922-A invading and occupying Airstrip 1. At 17 hours, all the inner party members, including Big Brother, are executed by SCP-3922-A instances via gunfire. An SCP-3922-A instance holds a speech in Victory Square, where they announce the occupation of the British Isles, and the return of liberty and justice to the people of Great Britain and Ireland. They then prepare to invade the rest of the world. A montage of SCP-3922-A instances invades the rest of Oceania, Eurasia, and East Asia, where their leaders are executed. The film ends with Winston Smith meeting Julia and presumably falling in love. Subject, a chronological recording of cutscenes from The Binding of Isaac, actor Bert Plus, 17, M, ESRB. Interference Point, cutscene 20. Result, the chest is open to reveal an exhausted, emaciated Isaac, who looks up to see two SCP-3922-A instances, scooping him out of his would-be tomb. A montage follows, chronicling Isaac being fed, giving medical attention, and eventually thriving in a 3922-A supervised foster home, while his mother is apprehended and subjected to an agonizing, but ultimately effective, regimen of inpatient psychotherapy. The last scene ends with Isaac in his mother's hospital room, the two of them hugging and smiling tearfully. Note, on the day following this test, Binding of Isaac creator Edmund McMillan reported having had the most wonderful dream on his Twitter account and reporting at the world belt just a little brighter. Subject, gameplay of new final boss from The Binding of Isaac, repentance 2021, M, ESRB. Interference Point, home level. Result, the player opens the hidden closet with a red key item to find their tainted counterpart, replaced with an instance of SCP-3922-A. The player interacts with the 3922-A instance, who spawns a single pedestal item and disappears from the room, similar to the various beggars found throughout the game. The gameplay then proceeds as normal, until the beast fight, where several more SCP-3922-A instances are seen assisting Isaac in the fight with firearms. After the beast's death, Isaac's ascent into the usual cutscene is replaced with visions of events similar to the previous testing, albeit now with the additional presence of his father, who is also subjected to psychotherapy. The narrator then reveals himself to be Isaac's father, whom Isaac is visiting in the hospital room. Subject, The Last of Us, Story Version, a YouTube video containing every cutscene from the 2013 video game, The Last of Us, rated M, excluding the left-behind prequel DLC. Interference Point, after Joel steps out of his apartment in the Boston Quarantine Zone. Result, SCP-3922-A instances invade the Quarantine Zone via armor and infantry storming the main entrance gate. Every personnel surrender after two hours of intense fighting. Ellie is located by an SCP-3922-A instance, who uses an unknown medical device to extract the cure to the Cordyceps infection while leaving her unharmed. Meanwhile, Joel and Tess are arrested by other instances where smuggling unauthorized items into the Quarantine Zone. After developing the vaccine and inoculating everyone in the area, the remaining five hours show SCP-3922-A instances traveling across the post-apocalyptic landscape and terminating any infected or hostile survivors they find. The hunter-controlled Pittsburgh Quarantine Zone is obliterated via firebombing. The end of the video shows SCP-3922-A instances arriving at the Firefly headquarters in Salt Lake City and informing them that their unlawful actions will no longer be tolerated and restored civil society, implying that they will attempt to bring all the former United States under their control with their dissemination of the cure to the infection. Subject La Jatie, 1962, Not Rated Interference Point, None Result End credits are replaced with the phrase, We Will Find a Way In Note, do not test us again. Let's be more careful about testing abstract narratives in the future. Nice Myth Subject Metropolis, 1927, Not Rated Interference Point Daring the scene in which the Robot Maria entices the workers to rebellion. Result SCP-3922-A instances enter the area where the workers are congregated. The SCP-3922-A instances restrain and deactivate the Robot Maria, which puts up no resistance. The remaining workers are forced to be dispersed, and the film cuts to SCP-3922-A, arresting CA Rotwang for crimes including kidnapping, assault, and the unlicensed creation of an artificial intelligence. And Joe Frederson is mentioned to have been deposed and imprisoned for violation of multiple labor laws. Both Maria and several members of the workers receive fines for inciting rebellion, and the film ends 20 minutes early, with the announcement that SCP-3922-A will be temporarily occupying Metropolis until civil order can be restored. Note, all dialogue for the SCP-3922-A instances is rendered as enter titles in the style of the original film. Result Sharknado 2013 Not Rated Interference Point SCP-3922-A burst appears during the freeway scene, saving George. Result SCP-3922-A are armed with boxing gloves instead of usual armaments. After the freeway scene, a SCP-3922-A instance will appear whenever a shark would bite someone. The instance will punch the shark. Punched sharks suffer no serious injuries, but usually swim out of the scene, rather than attacking. End credits include the statement, all sharks punched by Armour Oren. Subject Mr. Roger's Neighborhood 1970 Episode TVG Interference Point At the beginning of the Land of Make-Believe segment. Result Several puppet characters remark on the suspicious absence of Lady Elaine Bearchild and the disappearance of her museum go round. An instance of SCP-3922-A enters, carrying Lady Elaine's magical boomerang-tumorang-zumorang in a semi-transparent containment capsule labeled Tactical D-zumorang Convocation Matrix. The instance explains to King Friday that Lady Elaine has to move away for a while in business, but she wishes you all the best. The rest of the episode proceeds with that SCP-3922-A interference. Note, further review of the SCP-3922 Altered footage at Altered Volume revealed muffled sounds of a hostile gunfire exchange in the distance, along with the phrase, you couldn't leave well enough alone, could you? You Corbinese sons of… From Lady Elaine, interrupted by an explosion before the expo-tive. Subject WCW Bash of the Beach, 1996 Unrated Professional Wrestling Interference Point After the conclusion of the main event. Result The climax of the show proceeds as normal, with Hulk Hogan entering the ring to attack his presumptum allies and join forces with the outsiders Scott Hall and Kevin Nash. As Hulk Hogan is delivering his famous New World Order of Wrestling speech to a reign of audience garbage, interviewer Mean Gene Ochreland deviates from his recorded questions and instead says, Hulk, I'm sorry to have to say this and I hope one day we could be friends again, but in WCW there is only one order we respect. A brass-heavy theme plays in the arena, and 10 unarmed SCP-3922-A instances emerge from the locker room entrance, marching towards the ring to thunderous applause from the audience and joys exhortations from play-by-play commentator Tobi Shiavani. Three instances recover the beaten sting, Lex Luger and Randy Savage, and assist them, as well as a visibly crest ball in Ochreland, to the backstage area, while the others storm the ring to attack the newly formed New World Order. The SCP-3922-A instances conduct themselves as if they were extremely powerful wrestlers, obeying narrative conventions such as rebounding off the ring ropes when slung towards them by the Irish whip maneuver. Nash and Hall are quickly overwhelmed by the SCP-3922-A assault, though Hogan manages to fight off four of the instances for several minutes before being rendered unconscious. The three are carried backstage for processing, while Shiavani celebrates the inevitable hand of all justice, and the camera pans out over the crowd, where more SCP-3922-A instances can be seen handing citations for litter in the numerous audience members. Note, Keller commentator Bobby Heenan did not speak for this entire sequence. First shots of the announced death show Heenan sitting in ancient silence as an SCP-3922-A instance stands behind him, arms crossed. Further testing for professional wrestling recordings shows that 3922-A instances win their battles almost instantly, with the only competitors able to put up a fight being those who had significant creative influence over the project at the time, such as Hogan in mid-1990s WCW, Triple H in mid-2000s WWE, and El Santo in his entire EMLL run, Researcher Tran. To date, El Santo holds the only pinfall victory over any 3922-A instance. Subject, Barney the Dinosaur, 1997 Episode, TVG Interference Point, Start of Episode Result The episode begins with Barney standing on an empty set with no other character present. The actor inside the suit removes the headpiece, revealing an SCP-3922-A instance. The instance then rotates a nearby whiteboard around with the following message. Is the Foundation staffed by 5-year-olds playing this episode in the hopes of watching us vaporize Barney as inappropriate to say the least? Act to be fitting your station or playtime is over. The episode then comes to an end with the 3 moon sign on the screen. They do have a point. I suggest we ease up on the kid cartoons and shows. Researcher Matus Subject, CCTV recording of a 24-year-old man smoking a marijuana cigar, blunt, outside his Sacramento, California apartment on February 9, 2018. To meet SCP-3922's criteria for fiction as established in the Smokes McGee Test, a fictional narration for the footage and a false name, Adrienne Smith, were the individual reused. At the time of the footage, and at present, consumption of recreational marijuana is legal in the state of California, but remains illegal under federal law, as per the Controlled Substances Act of 1970. At her parent's point, actor The Man finishes smoking and puts out the marijuana cigar by pressing it against a concrete. Result A single SCP-3922-A instance armed with an M-16 rifle approaches The Man, addressing him as Mr. Smith. After The Man expresses alarm, the instance explains that it is only there to inform the man that smoking marijuana is a violation of federal law, and to dispose of his cigar in the nearby dumpster. When The Man replies that consumption is legal under state law, the instance hands him a small piece of paper and explains that the Three Moons Initiative is currently conflicted as to what action to take in the circumstance, and that he will not face legal consequences as a result. The instance then reminds The Man that littering is illegal under California law, and to always dispose of his discarded smoking materials and proper trash receptacles after extinguishing them before walking away. Note Conflicting laws appear to produce an uncertain and or confused response from SCP-3922-A. Subject Spinal Fantasy Tactics, 1997, T, ESRB, Full Playthrough Recorded Interference Point Opening Cut Scene Result Obellia opens the scene by saying, Three Moons, please help us simple children of Ibalus. Then the screen scrolls down to reveal Agrius, Ramza, and Delita in the monastery with her, all wearing a helmetless variant of SCP-3922-A armor. Agrius waxes enthusiastic about the order of the Three Moons, who arrived one year prior and swiftly placed Ibalus under martial law, pursuant to exterminate the Lucavi infestation. Other topics discussed by the Three include the massive arrest of the Courts Brigade, the ongoing recovery of Ramza's father, and concerns as to how their friend Algus is handling the execution of Marquis Elmdor. Then, two more SCP-3922-A instances enter and remove their helmets, revealing themselves to be the vagraph, and Maluta falls. The siblings politely inform the others that it is time to escort Ibalia home and begin patrol. The rest of the recording resembles basic gameplay, with the party of five traveling around the map and occasionally fighting parties of Archao demons implied to be the remnants of some brief, massive struggle. All five characters have the class Three Moon Knight, and use battlefield-spanning attacks like Pacifica Gun and All Holy Two to dispatch their foes swiftly. There are no butter cutscenes. Subject SCP-2030-Season 24 Episode Swelling-2000 Not Rated Interference Point Beginning of First Prank Segment Result Five seconds after the beginning of the Park Prank Segment, the screen turns white and a sound similar to that of a high-yield nuclear explosion is audible before the end title card plays. Analysis of the preceding frame show the projectiles superficially similar to a Scranton reality anchor round from SCP-2117 heading towards the ground at high velocity. Subject The Cold Equations Episode of The New Twilight Zone 1989 TVPG Interference Point Beginning Result A scene is added in which Marilyn is shown approaching the EDS. She is intercepted by armed instances of SCP-3922-A. They explain to her that as she stows away, the EDS will not have sufficient fuel to complete its vital mission, and that Captain Barton will be required to eject her into space to die. Marilyn is horrified and does not board the EDS. The rest of the episode depicts Captain Barton successfully completing his mission to deliver medical supplies to the colony planet. Subject Breaking Bad Season 2 Episode 9 Four Days Out 2009 TV-14 Interference Point After Jesse Pinkman calls Skinny Pete a second time and learns that the latter is unable to find where he and Walter stranded in the desert. Result Two helicopters with the three moons insignia on them approach Jesse, Walt, and the REV from a distance. After touching down, four SCP-3922-A instances emerge from a helicopter, two of which immediately arrest Jesse and Walt for manufacturing a controlled substance. The other two inspect the meth lab inside the REV and confiscate the recently created product. After being traded for dehydration, Jesse and Walter transport to the Albuquerque Metropolitan Detention Center as an SCP-3922-A instance calls a disbelieving Hank Schrader and informs him that his brother-in-law is Heisenberg. The remainder of the episode depicts the consequences of Walt's public exposure.  Starting at the halfway point of the episode, a separate subplot chronicles Saul Goodman's law firm being shut down for his illegal activities, though Saul himself manages to evade capture by either SCP-3922-A instances or the police, and vanishes from Albuquerque. The closing shot of the episode depicts Walt coldly staring at a conflicted Hank through his prison cell doors, after delivering a monologue in which he revealed his role in the death of Tuco Salamanca. Note, Gus Spring, Mike Ehrmintraut, and other law-breaking characters introduced later in the series are absent from the episode and apparently remain undetected by SCP-3922-A. Subject, a recording of a playthrough of Doki Doki Literature Club, 2017, not rated. Interference Point, the day before the festival, right after Sayori's confession. As a result, SCP-3922-A instances appeared as character sprites just before the day is supposed to fade out, signaling the end of the scene. Dialogue is consistent with vocalizations made in previous tests. A series of scenes from the main character's point of view show SCP-3922-A stopping Sayori's suicide attempt and placing her in therapy, arresting Natsuki's father on charges of child abuse and neglect, and transferring the aforementioned girl to a foster care system, confiscating Yuri's knife collection and emitting her to a mental hospital, and using weapons marked as Code ERSR to quickly dispatch Monica. The end card then immediately fades onto the screen, displaying the message, feel better. Notes, Acts 2, 3, and 4 are completely absent through the use of SCP-3922. Subject, Adam Sammler slucks and I Hope You Die, 2018, not rated. A film produced by ██████, a known member of the group of interest, Are We Cool Yet? While the plot of the film appears to be romantic comedy, the film's set design contains symbols that act as lethal cognitohazards, seemingly added for no other purpose than to kill the viewer. Interference point, the first scene at the office, wherein the unnamed main character meets his love interest. Result, the cognitohazardous mural in the background of the scene has been painted over by a non-hazardous mural featuring the Three Moons symbol. Other cognitohazardous images have been similarly centered throughout the movie. The plot proceeds as normal. Notes, later on in the film, the main character's father is shown reading a newspaper featuring a headline ██████ apprehended by Three Moons, death sentence expected.


Ranger Bill, warrior of the woodland, struggling against extreme odds, traveling dangerous trails, fighting the many enemies of nature. This is the job of the guardian of the forest, Ranger Bill, pouring rain, freezing cold, blistering heat, snow, floods, bears, rattlesnakes, mountain lions. Yes, all this in exchange for the satisfaction and pride of a job well done. You know boys and girls' jealousy is a terrible disease, and it's no respecter of persons. Yes, even Christians can get this horrible affliction if they don't let the Lord completely rule their lives. In our story today, Bill and the fellas run into plenty of trouble with a jealous man. Jealousy can be so powerful that it can even turn you against those you love most. You'll see what we mean in the story, The Jealous Stepfather. What's that sound? It's the Ranger snowmobile gliding along the highway into Naughty Pine. Bill and the fellas are returning from a tough day of snowshoeing through the forests, marking trees for lumberjacks to cut. When the forests get overcrowded with trees, the dense growth will keep out too much sunlight and injure some of the smaller trees. So the fellas have marked certain ones to be cut and snaked out to keep the rest of this stand healthy. Let's join the Rangers inside their snowmobile. Sure put in a good day's work today, sonny. I'll be marking trees in my sleeve. You won't be alone, old timer. Henry, turn the heat off, will you? It's making me too willing to saw wood. Okay, that's a good thing we aren't going up and down hills now. You fellas would fall to sleep like being rocked in a cradle. Let's change the subject, shall we? I go sound to sleep, just as a suggestion. I hope you fellas don't mind that I'm going to open my window. We're almost to edge of town now, but not long until we stretch legs. Yeah, about ten minutes is all. Hey, Henry, pull over and stop. Huh? Okay, right away. What's wrong? What's going on, sonny? Is he something? Yeah, I saw a boy walking along the road. Maybe he lives just a short way into town. This fellow is walking away from town. You can get plenty cold out now. The sun go down. The only thing, sonny, there ain't a house along the road he's traveling. Yeah, that's right. This highway runs right into the forest. Let's turn around and go after him. There's something wrong here. Right. If we let him keep going, he'll freeze to death by morning. All right, mister, don't worry about me. You must be joking, son. There isn't a house for the next 50 miles along this road. You better come in here with us. We'll take you home. I'll be okay. I don't want to go home. Now you better listen to Bill. You freeze to death if you keep going. I said I'll be okay, didn't I? Now leave me alone and mind your own business. What's wrong with him, Bill? He's talking through his head. I don't know what's wrong. Hey, son, you get into this snowmobile right away or I'll come out there and bring you in. You better do like Bill say. You're not fool around. But you aren't taking me home. We'll talk about that later. Come on, hop in. I think you'll find it a couple of degrees warmer in here, sonny. Now, what in the name of common sense made you take this road out of town for a walk? Who are you mad at, anyhow? How'd you know I was mad at somebody? Why, your face can be read like an open book. Why, the wrinkles on your face will make a fella think you're as old as I am. Pretty good. And smart, too. How can you tell that I'm mad? What's your name, son? Gary Dick. Might as well tell us and I will find out sooner or later. How? Your folks will call the sheriff and he'll tell us that you're missing. That's all. You tell us whole story and then we try and help you with problem. And that part of our job to help people in trouble. That's right, young fella. As soon as you tell us the whole thing, the quicker we'll be able to help you. Okay. I'm Gary Danforth. I live at 69 Pleasant Drive. But I'm leaving home because my stepfather doesn't want me there. All he does is kick me around and yell at me. How old are you, Gary? 15. Perhaps if you went home everything'd be all right now. We all have misunderstandings of one time or another. No, I can't go home. You hear me? I can't. Um, what about your mother? She's probably worried sick by now. I know. You could call her and tell her I'm okay. But please don't make me go home. I'll just get another beating if you do. He's safe and sound, Mrs. Danforth. However, he violently objects to going home. I don't know, Mrs. Danforth. This is really a problem for the sheriff and the juvenile authorities. Now this doesn't come under a ranger's jurisdiction. Perhaps I'd better come to your home and talk with you, Mrs. Danforth. I'll be there in a few minutes. Bye. Men, gentlemen. Mrs. Danforth, this is Ranger Graywolf. He's one of my staff assistants. Graywolf also merits the same confidence you can put in me. I understand. Gentlemen, I married Jake Danforth after being a widow for several years. Jake works for the railroad. He's a section foreman. Mm-hmm. I've met him. Jake was all right for about a year after we were first married. He and Gary got along so well. Then Jake began to change. The change was hardly noticeable at first, but then it began to get worse. Gary, look at your room. It's a mess. Yes, sir. I know. I've been working on a model airplane. I'll clean it up as soon as I'm through. You'll clean it up right now, do you hear? But I'm still working on my model. Are you talking back? No, sir. Just explaining.  So don't try it on me. Understand? Clean up your room right now. And no lip. How come you got all of Gary's clothes on the table, Arlene? I'm looking them over to see what new clothes he needs. New clothes? What's the matter with them? Some of them are getting shabby, Jake. Well, have them repaired. That's what I have to do with mine. Everything that's done around here is for Gary. What kind of a contraption is this you've slapped together? It's a birdhouse. You'd never know it.  And I expect the same from you. I hear that you refer to me as Jake and not as your father. Is that right? That's right.  I've only touched on the high spots, gentlemen. Lately, Jake's been beating the boy for absolutely no reason at all. I'm afraid Gary's had enough of it. I'd say that Jake's got a bad case of jealousy, Mrs. Danforth. Um, they're no doubt about it. Oh, Jake. Is that Brad of yours home yet? Huh. What are the Rangers doing here? They found Gary walking on the highway. He's safe and sound. He won't be when I get my hands on him. I'll teach him to run away from home. You won't get that opportunity, Jake. Who says I won't? Bring him out here, Arlene.  No, you won't. Gary's at Mr. Jefferson's home where he'll be safe. Is that so? Well, you get him over here right now or I'll have you arrested for kidnapping.  Bill, please keep Gary until we get the straightened out. Gary won't be brought home until I'm sure that he'll be treated like a boy should. Let's go, Gray Wolf. You ain't going to keep that kid. I'm going over there and take him away from you. Badger, no badge. Don't let the badge scare you. I'll take it off. You're not getting the boy back until you can learn to treat him properly. Come on, Gary. Cheer up. Have some more flapjacks. Thanks. I hope everything is going to work out okay. I'm worried about Mom. Your mother's all right, Gary. Come on now. Eat a good breakfast. It's Jake. He's after me. Henry, keep Gary here in the kitchen. I'll see what Jake wants. Okay, Jake. I hear ya. Oh, so you want to play rough? I'm all right, boys. Get back in the kitchen. Get up, Jake. Ranger, you got some power in your punch. I feel like I've been kicked by a mule.  You found out it's a different story when you try to beat someone your own size. I talked with the sheriff and he's letting me try to help you at my request. There's a law against beating children beyond the limits of normal punishment. Your wife or I could have you locked up right now. Yeah, we'll see about that. I got some rights too, even though I'm only a stepfather. I'm sorry you're so jealous of Gary. Ranger, you make me laugh. I'm not jealous of anyone, especially that kid. Have it your own way. However, you can get rid of that jealousy if you try. You mind your own business and I'll take care of mine. That kid's my business and don't forget it.  No man has time to breathe when he works for me. Or maybe it's a good idea if you'll stop the breathing, your slave driver.  Get to work. This switch has to be replaced by new ones. Hey, go and shh. He didn't hit me, but he might have hit you, man. No, he wouldn't dare. Turn me into rest of the boys, you're gonna see the super tonight at the work. What about? About Jake. See that he goes to rot. Wanna see me, boss? Yes, Jake. I've warned you several times about your slave driving tactics. You're abuse of your men. Oh, I ain't abusing them, Clem. Just getting an honest day's work out of the lazy bums. Is that right? I can't allow this to go on any longer. You're fired. What? Why, of all the low down tricks, I'll punch you right in the nose. Don't try it, Jake. I thought you would take it this way, so I had a couple of the boys stand by. That's all. Your actions have more than justified my decision. Now get out. What about Jake? Perhaps a positive approach would work on Jake instead of a negative one. Jake's used to force and brutality to get what he wants. He knows how to defend himself against counter-force and physical punishment. Well, I get it. Instead of trying to force Jake to behave, we use the kindness approach, a Christ-like way of showing him where he's wrong. Yeah. I think we can get through to him this way. He won't know how to protect himself against kindness and a Christ-like concern. Perhaps with the Lord's help we can change him. Especially if he turned to the Lord as his savior. It's sound good to me, Bill. You have strong point. So far, we try to help Jake all by ourselves. We do better if we ask God to help us. I've got it. Ranger Headquarters, Henry Scott speaking. Yes, Mr. Jim. It's for you, Bill. This is Danforth. Oh, thanks, Henry. Hello, Mr. Danforth. Mr. Jim. Jail. You're not joking there, Stumpy. He belongs in an asylum. The way he laid his boss in the freight yard as he walked home and beat him badly. For him, a best man also took a beating before they got the cuffs on him. What's the charge, Cal? Assault and battery. Property damage and, uh, not sure, but the assault and battery charge should have with intent to kill after it. Please, Sheriff, don't charge him with intent to kill. Jake's a good man, but his terrible temper almost drives him out of his mind. He's also been going through trying times with Gary. He's almost insanely jealous of my son. Yes, I know. A lot of natural fathers go through the same thing he's going through as a stepfather. But he beat his former boss pretty badly. His former boss? Yes. He was fired tonight for abusing his men. I know it deserves punishment, but I keep hoping that something can be done to help him. You're a wonderful wife, Mrs. Danforth. Jake doesn't deserve the fine family he's got. Let me talk to him, Cal. I don't know, Bill.  No, I'm not afraid of Jake, and he knows it. Let me see what I can do. Okay. I hope I don't have to haul you out of his cell in pieces. Let's go. Get out of here. Come on, I'll carry you guys in pieces. You can't hold me. Let me out of here, Sheriff. You will be sorry. You hear? You've got a visitor. Stand back from the cell door. Open the door, Cal. He won't come out. Okay. I'm ready to come out, Cal. Okay, Bill. If he gives you trouble, let me know. What are you doing here, Bill? What's up to him? I want to help you if you'll let me, Jake. You're in serious trouble. The salt and battery could get you a stiff sentence, especially with your reputation as a war maker.  I... I got mad. The fine breaker stepfather gets with his kid acting up, and then the boss has to act up, too. Jake, have you ever tried winning anybody over with love and kindness? Eh? How about Cary? What have you done for him to make him love and respect you? Uh, the stepfather has three strikes against him right from the start. No, it's not true. All stepfathers will like you, I'd agree, but there are a lot of them who have won their hearts with love and kindness and companionship. In fact, there are some who treat their stepchildren better than their natural fathers did. Maybe so, but I'll never be able to do it. You can if you try. Jake, I'll go to bat for you on these charges if you'll promise me that you'll make a real effort being a good father and a peaceful man. Eh, what's the use? I get mad too easy. I've been this way for years. I can't change now. You can't change now, but Christ can come into your life and change it for you. I don't get it. Yes, when a man will admit that essentially his rebellion and jealousy against his fellows is really against God and will lay down his arms and ask for forgiveness, Christ himself will enter into his life and forgive him and remain there to give him power. Ah. A man can ask God for help to conquer his temper. Yeah, but what about the trouble I'm in? Jake, I'm willing to help you if you'll give God a chance to work in your life. Well, I don't know about this business of getting Christ in my heart, but I'll pray. Good. Although the only real answer to your problem is Christ in your heart and life. If you'll pray, I'm willing to help you. Okay, it's a deal. I promise to do my best. Fine. Now I'll get busy and live up to my part of the promise. Sure, I'll go home now.  I'm glad you came and talked to me, Bill, and Jake's a good man. All he needs is self-control. I'll withdraw the charges. Sure, I'll let Jake out. Far be it from me to stop a man from changing the color of his spots from bad to good. Sure, Bill, me and the boys understand. I'll tell you what we do. We ask the boss to hire Jake back. If Jake will be a changed man like you say, then he'll be a good boss. Okay? Bill, you lived up to your promise. Now I'll live up to mine. You wait and see. From now on, I'm a changed man. I'm going to really pray. Mr. Jefferson, I just had to stop by and thank you for the wonderful job you've done with Jake. He's such a different man. He's the good man. I knew he could be if he tried. I'm pleased to hear the good report, Mrs. Danforth. Fellas and I have prayed for Jake. He'll let the Lord control his life. Everything will be all right now. Yes, I appreciate your prayers, gentlemen. I've prayed so long for this, and the Lord's answered so wonderfully. Well, I must run along to the market. Goodbye and thank you again. Goodbye, Mr. Danforth. Well, that's another job done, sonny. And a good one, too. You're plenty right out here, Bill. You help him in a good one. Boy, I'll say, it sure did take a long time. Range your headquarters. Bill, you'd better get down here. What's wrong? Jake's. Well, can't you take some men and go after him? Certainly a cop. Okay, Clem. We'll be right down. Goodbye. Jake again? Yeah. He's running a muck down in the fray yard. Henry, get Gary and meet us there. Is that the train shed ahead, Clem? Yeah, it's suicide to try and go in there, Bill. A couple of the boys almost got their heads bashed in trying. Gray Wolf, wait here for Henry and Gary. Bring them to the shed when they get here. But keep them back safely until I call for you. Oh, I do. Stumpy, get your rifle ready to use. But only if necessary. You ain't going in there, Bill. What else?  He's a like a madman. The boys are right, Bill. If you're going to use a rifle, you'd better make it count. I assume no responsibility otherwise. You won't have to, Clem. Are you ready, old timer? Yep, for sure I am. Let's get it done. All right, keep me covered. I'm no match for that crowbar if he gets a chance to use it. Let's go, but stay in back on me. There's one job for that crowbar. Let's go. Jake, I'm coming in. Keep back, Ranger. I'll use this crowbar on you just as quick as I'm going to use it on these guys. Now look out, the Ranger. He's right in the side of the door. I'm coming in, Jake. You come through that door and you will get it. You ain't no friend.   If you want to fight, come out and fight in the open like a man. And get shot. If you want, they come and get me. I'm coming right now. I'm waiting. Reywolf. I'm right here with Gary. What's the matter, Ranger?  Gary, talk to him. Call him Dan. I don't know if I want to. I'm waiting, Ranger. I'll be after you in one minute if you don't come out peaceful. Ha-ha, if you want me, come and get me. Gary, you still need your help. If you don't talk to him, I'm going after him. He might get shot. Make up your mind fast, son. You can't leave those men in there with Jake much longer. Where are you, Ranger? Dad, on the crowbar. Come on out. Please come out, Dan. It's me, Gary. Is that you, Gary? Sure, Dad. It's really me. Show yourself. So I know it's no trick. Watch him, Stumpy. Gary, we're going together. Walk alongside and a little back so I can stop him if he comes for you. Grey Wolf, get the boy out of the fireworks stock. Where are you, Gary? Let's go. Talk to him, Gary. I'm right here, Dad. Drop the crowbar and come on out. Please, Dad. All right, son. I'm coming out peaceful. You haven't called me Dad in a long time. Do you really mean it? Sure I do. I wasn't sure a minute ago, but I am now. Thanks, son. From now on, I'm going to act like your dad should, Bill. I'm tired of fighting the world with my bare fists. Jake, you've still got your job. I found out the men were ridiculing you because you're trying to change yourself for the better. I know you were goaded into that fight. They won't do it again or they'll be looking for work elsewhere. Clam, I... I don't deserve this, but thanks. Jake, do you know what really went wrong? Yeah, I found out that you were right. Just praying to God for help didn't work. I forgot to pray. That business I have in Christ in my heart, that's what I need. Right, Jake. Prayer is good, but Christ himself controlling our lives is the only answer to any problem. See you next week for more adventure with... Ranger! Ranger Bill again stepping in here for less than a minute to invite all of you out there to another half hour of adventure next week at this special spot on your radio dial. So next time call up your friends or get together with them and join all of us rangers for a session of fighting forest fires, grappling with grizzly bears or just plain trying to help somebody out. We're sure you'll enjoy the story and you might just learn something that'll be of real help to you in later life. So next week be sure to listen.


Especially when you're young, you don't have a lot of confidence. And so when you feel confused about what to do in life, most often you listen to the voice of your elders. Now they may have good advice or they may have bad advice, but I know one thing for sure, which is that they aren't you and they don't know what you want internally. Now in this video, I thought I would share the most profound advice I ever received and how it can help you figure out what to do with your life. What's up guys? Alex Hine here over at Modern Health Monk. So before we jump into this video, I've put together a free journaling worksheet right below the video to help you design your dream life, to get your life together, figure out what you want, and plot a path to make that happen. So you can check it out right below the video and you'll also get a weekly email on how to use journaling to build a better life. First things first, don't fall into the mediocrity trap because one of my favorite authors, Mihai Csikszentmihalyi, author of the book, Flow, the psychology of optimal experience, talks about what people do when we feel lost, which is that if we're not sure what to do, we have a shaky identity, which is all of us when we're young. But if we don't know what to do, most often people conform. That is, they do what their parents say or they do what they see people doing around them in society. So it's subconscious, often not conscious, or we rebel.  But none of those are really you, right? Doing what everyone else does is conforming. That's not thinking and rebelling, just because you don't like to conformity route is also not thinking. They are both unconscious decisions. None of them involve thinking. But you shouldn't do what everyone else does. You should think. If you feel lost in life, actually think. Think about what life sounds amazing to you. Think about what life sounds fulfilling. Think about what person has the most interesting fulfilling life to you. Not just the Doseki's guy, the most interesting man in the world, but really who has the most meaningful life to you.  Think about that. Now there's a very surprisingly simple secret, I think, to life, which is that the most fulfilled people, surprisingly, do whatever fulfills them most on a daily basis. So let's say it's Saturday morning and you're like, what do I do with my life? I'm confused. I've done all of Alex's nerdy little journaling routines, but I still feel confused about what to do with my life. What do I do? People who are deeply fulfilled spend their Saturdays doing whatever deeply fulfills them. For some people it's with their kids at a soccer match because they love kids and that's what they want to do on the weekend. For other people, they love their work and so they want to work longer hours. So work is what they want to do to fulfill them. Some people volunteer. They're doing food drives or they're doing soup kitchens because volunteering fulfills them internally. And other people, it's crossing something off their bucket list or doing some unique activity or Pino's palette where they're drinking wine while they're learning how to paint. Some people, if fulfillment is the goal, they just do whatever is fulfilling. Now that's a little bit different from successful people in terms of people who value success highly. People who value success highly typically will spend their free time doing whatever makes them feel successful. So if they're an athlete and athletics is how they view their own success, then a lot of the time what are they doing on the weekend? They're training. They're studying. They're going to seminars. They're going to workshops. They're trying to find ways to be more successful as an athlete. Or if they're an entrepreneur, they're usually working on the weekend because that's what makes them feel successful or leads to the success. Now maybe for you, the success is building your arts business or building a YouTube channel. And for you, feeling successful is really closely tied to feeling well. So what does successful people do on their weekends? If you don't know what to do with your life, they work. They work towards their goals and their dreams. The final group, what do happy people do on their weekends? They do whatever makes them happy, even if it's not productivity, even if it's not fulfilling. I know plenty of people who are perfectly content.  And you know what? That's what makes them happy. They have fun playing video games. They sit down with a beer or a glass of scotch. They literally are playing video games for three hours on Saturday afternoon because that's what they like. Or they like going for walks in the woods with their dog. And that's what they do on the weekend. So I think the surprisingly simple secret for a lot of people is figuring out what you value. Because if you value fun, then it's clear what to do on your Saturday.  And if you don't know what that is, then you can figure that out. If you value achievement, then that's clear. What you do in your free time is whatever makes you achieve more. That's why a lot of people do work on the weekends. And if what you value is fulfillment or peace, then doing whatever makes you feel fulfilled on the weekend is how you should spend your time. So I think the secret to having a fulfilling life or no longer feeling lost is figuring out what you value and then making more of your activities aligned with what you value. And things will become a lot clearer that way. So letting your values dictate your life is going to be really, really easy, honestly, to live a life where you feel like you're on track. You're not lost. You're not looking for your purpose. You're not wandering around aimlessly. You feel that feeling of I'm on the right path as opposed to feeling lost.  If happiness is your priority, what are the things that make you feel happiest in the average year? Fill your weekend and your evenings with that. And if peace, just living a comfortable, enjoyable life is your priority, then figure out what activities actually do that for you and do those more every night or do those more every weekend because ultimately feeling lost is less about trying to figure out life and more about trying to live a life that makes you feel alive and what that is for each person is different.  All right guys, my two cents, my rant for this rainy day here in LA, I will catch you soon. Download the journaling worksheet below and watch the related videos right there.