Good afternoon or evening wherever timezone you are site 42 staff, you know, the foundation's a worldwide organization We never quite know where we're gonna end up on our missions, but you will always have site 42 broadcast wherever you need them So hello hello Welcome to dr. Sherman's office hours today. We are going to have a nice relaxing stream We happen to hit 500,000 subscribers this week, which is super awesome We're gonna talk about how the channel's going some pros and cons We're gonna answer some questions from the audience as best we can I'll be keeping an eye on the super chats over here on my office laptop And we'll just wait for people to start coming in and hitting that like button before we start the events proper So hello junior researcher Phoenix. Good to see you Cal and Toby. How you doing? Trinity Thomas give a little wave SCP 939 you may not come out of your box, but good to see you and thank you for being a member Elijah the gamer I appreciate and I would like to help you check out the year SCP that you're working on but unfortunately There are 500,000 people following us on YouTube And if I offer that service to you guys Then everyone's gonna want it and that is a lot of time and editing writing is a lot of work So unfortunately all I can do is direct you to the scp discord server the scp forums on the wiki and Try and find People and make friends in the community who will critique your work for you I unfortunately cannot handle everyone all at once by myself. I'm good, but I'm not that good Reminder that we are currently at 213 viewers and only 50 likes so let's catch that number. We like our likes higher than our view count That's a winner. I will sub if you jingle jangle the pen. Is this not enough jingle jangle for you? I can jingle jangle this pen all day long. Oh Nearly 350 viewers good work team. So now that we've got a pretty good crew coming in Let's talk about 500k. We have not had a stream. I don't think did we stream since 500k happened, let me check our office hours Playlist our last stream was January 13th. So no, we have not had a live since we hit 500k. So congratulations site 42 staff. You did it Now we have 500,000 followers and actually in the week since we hit 529 So we are nearly 30k up from that 500k. We are killing it on momentum Now part of that is the actually I should say most of that comes from shorts You know how youtube really doesn't like tiktok being the game around town. And so they are juicing that shorts feed I've got to assume and our shorts are performing extremely well In views that is I don't know how savvy you guys are on the back end of youtube business But the thing about shorts is the views sky high the revenue usually two to ten cents per thousand views whereas your Main videos will get anywhere from two to ten dollars Per thousand views. So even though we're flying on the shorts, which is great It does not bring a heck of a lot in on the back end And so while we're doing good, we're not doing great And we got to be doing great if we're going to get the goals we want for the site 42 community Go back to my chat view I'm going to try something today And it's called I found out where slow mode is in the settings And so i'm going to set you guys To a let's call it a reasonable 30 second slow mode Try and reduce spam on the streams a little bit I feel like that's a quality of life Thing that people will appreciate as I try to take care of our chat and have a good conductive conversation No I know I know it hurts, but we've got to do this for the benefit of the site Of makes the chat a lot more manageable when I can see Different messages and not three of the same one in a row. So let's uh Let's do what we got to do to make this happen And answer some questions Well, wait, let's continue the site updates. So that's the good news and Shorts are killing it the channel is exploding And even though the shorts don't pay that much The new Being seen by the greater scp community on youtube means that the videos we do put out are performing better And you can't the long form videos are performing better and that doesn't hurt They're not gangbusters by any means but every little bit helps for what we're trying to build And for all of you new subscribers, by the way, welcome to site 42. Good to see you What we are trying to accomplish as a community is we're trying to follow in the path of map pat and markiplier map pat for the business end Markiplier for the art end and we're trying to build an scp independent film studio So our mission is going to be that as we continue to grow as we continue to make better videos as I upgrade my office space Because right now I'm in a very nice shed But it is still a shed in my backyard that I can almost reach both walls if I stick my arms out So it's a little bit of a cramped space, which is why we do things on green screen My hope is that as we continue to grow I can set up a nice Streaming setup where I have a nice desk desktop computer instead of a laptop Hit up a couple of shelves in the back with scp nicknacks Fan art stuff like that and we can make an excellent scp recording space Plus getting a nice desktop would mean that we could do gaming strings It would be very cool to play some scp games or to play some Horror games as an scp researcher because you know, we're always hunting the anomalies So investigating any anomaly is fair game for the foundation even if it's not exactly scp adjacent Doc is in a box It feels that way. It really does sometimes Lethal company, that's the big one right now. That would be a fun one to get at But as I said right now This lovely laptop is good enough to film the youtube videos we make for the channel It is not good enough to stream and cast at the same time Some of you may remember our scp 7000 streams and those used to have technical difficulties out the wazoo To the point where the stream would break down and we'd have to reload it and do it again And that happened enough times in certain streams that it just it was too much to deal with and so Talking about that plans for the future. I don't know if you guys know this but the scp 8000 contest was just announced scp 8000 are you kidding me? Feels like scp 7000 was just a year ago because it basically was a year ago And so with scp 8000 coming up I would love to be able to do the same thing we did last year Which is try and read all the scps At that are being entered in the contest the problem is my tech will not allow that great But we've been doing these office hours streams off my phone And it's been working out pretty well. The sounds not bad The camera's working. I got a nice phone. So that helps with the filming because I got that to make higher quality tiktoks and so With this going right here I think we could do some gorilla scp streams where we I'd hop on the cell phone and read the scp articles and we go into Uh the contest that I can read them. I can critique them I can take comments from a community on whether they are Good or bad whether we up vote them or down vote them and we'll be the site 42 streams We can even bring on guests from the scp community other authors or youtubers and see how that goes So I think it'll be a very fun time. So stay tuned for the next uh Couple of weeks because I believe the contest starts in about Something like two or three weeks and so once the content starts We're going to try and read the scp articles really quick So we don't fall too behind because the last time we did it We started later than the contest started and by the time we began reading that we're already 100 articles And so that's uh, we don't want to fall too far behind because things get crazy But I've got a couple of super chats here. Let me interrupt for real quick to talk about that MML sharp 05. Thank you for your don't know make sure to grab yourself A piece of cake and a sharp knife to cut it with over at the con commissary on your way past Question i'm a cd. Can I have some sus fun with girl plague doctor? I don't i'm a cd. Can I have some so? I don't know what that first part means, but the second part is of obvious. No We do not fraternize with the anomalies. We research them Sometimes if it's a desperate situation, we decommission them, which is a nice way to say But we will not fraternize with the anomalies Not even if you think they're super Not even gonna say it Next up the failed deanie. Thank you for being a member and for your don't know Make sure to grab yourself a falafel at the commissary on your way by Good evening. Dr. Sherman, which scp live action video would you like to see or make yourself similar to scp 096 and scp overlord Excellent question when we talk about future plans for the channel I am hoping to see Or make a couple of things these are the products that I've like workshopped in my brain That would make me the happiest to make so number one. I want a kind of West Wing newsroom as courtroom drama Of the senate hearing in the scp tale ethical It's a short it'll be really easy to make you just need a couple actors in a room that looks like a senate office And the idea is that in ethical there is a researcher And there is the senate because this is in the broken masquerade canon where the foundation has been found out And in ethical they are just Really beaten up on this researcher about the ethical violations that the foundation doesn't is testing And the researcher is of course going you have no idea what we deal with We have to do all this for the greater good Ba da da da da and they go back and forth da da da And my hope is that we can make a pretty low budget Low special effects, but very foundation grim dark feeling Short with that story And that would be a very good starting point to get more elaborate because my second tier now more difficult I would like to make an scp Horror short film That is About scp 106 the old man And I want it to be like alien where they are there's a couple Teenagers in a band an asylum And 106 has breached containment at the foundation ended up here and now they got to go find them And so Or they don't got to go find them They got to try and stay alive while the 106 tries to find them And so you get that great you can even do like acid drippy like they do in alien because the old man has acid stuff and then we have Some great horror movie coming out of the wall stuff It would be so cool And so I've got a whole idea for that one and then third this is my big swing Is I want an scp show that's about agents not mobile task force But the agents who go out and playing clothes or suits like the fbi And they are the ones who go into The area where the anomaly is and check it out before we find out if we need mobile task force Or some sort of on-site containment It's their job to bring in things and basically I want to make warehouse 13 But scp because warehouse 13 is basically an scp show all on its own So let's go with that concept, but we make it scp How do we do it and make it different enough to make it worth it? Well, obviously we add all the scp lore, but we also add groups of interest So we get interesting anomalies and we also get encounters with the global occult coalition Where they're going to blow up the city unless the agents can contain that thing because they're not going to let it get out Or they encounter the serpent's hand who was also trying to get the anomaly for their own purposes Or I mean just there's so many ideas that in the foundation verse could be made for an agents Going after anomaly show. So that's the three tiers that I have right now thinking about scp film stuff and As we get bigger as we get more budget As the main long-form videos do better. We'll have a better shot at that getting a crew getting all that So let's uh, thank you for your excellent question fail. Dini. Let me get to our next question from the chit chat Dragon rocks for you. This is your first don't know. Thank you very much. Make sure to get yourself some grilled dragon eggs Over at the commissary on your way past And there's no message here. So I'm just going to say thank you for that Thank you for helping the site 42 cause MML sharp 05. Thank you for your second don't know why then can I be plague doctor's pet? So here's the deal sharp Your We can make you a d-class. I mean, we're always looking for more d-class. There's only so many x con or current cons. No, not x cons. No, I didn't reveal anything not cool. That was just uh Freudian slip of the tongue. Don't worry about that. No, uh convicts and death row inmates only definitely not x cons or homeless people or anything like that We're not a word that we don't do that just ignore that But in the meantime Yes, the uh, we we could always use new d-class but By being a plague doctor's pet, that means you're going to have surgery done on you and made into a zombie So you're not going to live very long and as much as you may have a death wish Uh, the level of your simping must also be contained So for the greater good of the foundation and protecting life No Sorry Defenota person defenota person defenota person Thank you for your third don't own the site 42 coffers. Make sure to get yourself some definitely not Meet vegetarian quiche on your way past the commissary Hey, dr. Sherman, what's your favorite group of interest? So Of the group of interests that exist I think I would have to say groups of interest scp I'd have to say dr. Wondertainment is in my tops A shark punching center always hilarious um Herman Fuller's circus of the disquieting get some good stuff from me. I'm a big fan of that and There's some really good stuff going and vacander need technical media Uh, vacander need technical media has got some really good stuff going on. It's very underrated I suggest you check out some of their stories Dave davinsky. Thank you for your don't know to the site 42 coffers much appreciated Make sure to grab yourself some mountain dew on your way past the commissary Not not the soda some dew from the anomalous mountain that grants an extra day of life every time you drink some So that that's what I mean by mountain dew toast the snack Thank you for your first don't know the site 42 cause make sure to grab yourself Some snake bites on your way past the commissary not like actual being bitten by a snake even though you are a snake I'm talking about of course the delightful dish that I believe it's like a bacon wrapped something snake bite recipe I don't remember what they are. I just remember I like them Well, there's a cocktail known as a snake bite, but I'm not talking about an adult beverage here I'm talking about a food but all I can find is booze so Just go have something fun and delicious with bacon wrapped around it. That's what you can have at the commissary Meanwhile Hey, it's scp15112 jack you remembering We're just about to do the 8000 series how how are you In the 15,000. So are you from the future? You got to tell me if you're from the future Temporal anomalies is not going to be okay with this Okay Turn yourself in mr. Toast the snake Renegades react Thank you for your dono. Good to see you fellas in the chat. Hey Sherman. Did you like the trailer? The class r trailer is looking pretty classy. I look forward to seeing when it comes out I have not done my trailer reaction yet Because I have not been filming due to some stuff. I'm going to tell you guys about in a hot minute but uh First let me get through this last super chat and then I'll start talking to you about uh the bad site 42 updates and what maybe you guys can do to help so Oh, and of course go check out that trailer because we always stand supporting scp short film projects that way we get more of them ML sharp again, can I become a hot neko cat maid scp? Well, we could always throw you in the cat maid waifu dimension That's what i'm doing with all the intermittent dimensional scp 049s for what they did to my good friend reyman de ram And so there is the cat maid waifu dimension. We could very easily put you in there But Due to your previous messages, I'm a little worried about what you would do with that sheer unadulterated power So uh, you're gonna have to submit a form Intriplicate and I'll pass it on to the site therapist and we'll see what the answer is to that Dragon rocks for you forgot to attach the message. Whoopsie ever seen any of will mc daniel stuff Some of his creations could be anomalous, particularly santa's grotto Well, I'm not familiar with will mc daniel, but I'll take a quick look here on l google Will mc daniel youtube I already like what I see in this thumbnail. This looks a little creepy Don't play that please. No one wants you to play that Trying candy from other dimensions the burrow how to cook a barbecue Oh, well, yeah, actually if this person does shorts, I would enjoy uh Doing some duets with this kind of weird stuff That is uh, definitely some creepy crawlies And many of these would be easy to classify as anomalous one way or another where they do exist in the foundation verse Good turn of me on to interesting creators much appreciated All right So What I'm uh, since I reached the bottom of the super chats a little bit of a segment Site 42 is having troubles and what I mean by that is I personally The guy who plays dr. Sherman am having troubles now They're not the kind of troubles that will stop me from doing site 42 That is we are not quitting. We are not done. This is not like map hat where I'm bowing out not even a chance But it is something you guys could help me with because I'm in a band situation that we could turn into a good situation if we get lucky Yes, see what had happened was I am in the shed of the backyard of the house that I rent with a couple of roommates And unfortunately the owner of the house has decided to sell it And in deciding to sell it we have to get out And so I am being forced to move in the next couple of weeks or sorry. No not that fast. Oh lord. No, we have until the end of May which is four months. We have four months to get up and get out Which we've been here for a couple years. I you know, I've never Thought about the fact that that could happen But obviously it's a thing that could happen. It's just never happened to me before and I'm kind of bummed that it's happening now but the mission here is that If with the fact that in the last year site 40 years two has gained 420,000 subscribers law funding number Then we should be able to as a community maybe turn this into a good thing because my shed Very small. I have my nice. I'll give you a tour real quick. This is this laptop. I have uh this vinyl Tape to the windows to keep light out for when I'm filming. That's the skylight You can see back over here. This is the recording booth for when I do audio readings both for Site 42 and my freelance voiceover work because I have like four jobs Jesus So this is what I use in the background. It is a whisper room. It's gonna be a real son of a bitch to move I am that's the part I'm maddest about this thing weighs 2000 pounds I don't want to take this apart and move it. That's inconvenient. I would rather just stay here, but we don't have a choice so Yes, and then literally if I keep turning this thing around you can see big ol green screen The random dresser that holds some stuff for my recordings And my alternate color jackets white and rainbow, but this is the entire shed. It is a small spot and It is no longer going to be our recording studio, which frustrates me, but Uh, we're gonna do what we can So my goal Is that hopefully we can get some of these new 420,000 people who sub to us in the last year And we can get them to become patrons and members of the channel Because if we can get even a fraction of that as members in the site 42 youtube Or patrons on the site 42 patreon Then conceivably that would be a big boost to our monthly income as a channel And then I could of course do things like pay the editors more because they're working a little charity the same way I am but i'm gonna make sure to uh help them out too But the mission is that we can take This problem and turn it into a pro because we have four months to find a house And also to improve the site 42 income and if we can do that then I could be looking at Some much better house And that would give us a very good office It would give us a better studio space where I could build up the wall of shelves that I want to make to make a Pretty background for recording we could build a lab Basically and that'd be very cool But it's going to take a lot of work And so I'm going to be hoping you guys help out in the meantime and helping everybody Who's a site 42 member comes out we're going to make a short about this We're going to make a uh long video But we are going to do our best now of course i'm looking at the chat and seeing responses and I appreciate The shared grief. I mean some of you renegades react you've been there And so uh woof on that sorry for you and sorry for me But I want you to know that obviously if you can become a patron or a member We would appreciate it But as a ethical youtuber an artist and a Usually starving artist because art money doesn't often work that well I want to make sure if you don't have money Don't give don't don't put yourself into problems to help us never never ever ever nor Worry that we're going to stop one way or another site 42 will move on this is not Give me money or the channel goes down not a chance I will keep doing site 42 because this is what I like to do And it is growing fast enough that I assume it will be a full-time job in the coming years Just not yet. And so I haven't quit my day job. I still take freelance gigs. We'll do our things Now if you are of course, if you're a minor and you can't do it anyways, then don't do it But if you are someone who cannot afford to or just cannot become a patron or a member You can always just make sure that you're hitting the bell Checking out our live streams hitting like and commenting on everything Because anything we do to make the youtube algorithm Appreciate site 42 even more the more viral we get the closer we'll be getting to getting google to give us the money And then we'll be even better Ripcos, I will join youtube if you make the tree scream God, I wish I could accomplish both those tasks in tree So yes, that is the bad part of the stream But we are going to make it through one way or the other site 42 will prevail Don't you worry about it? But if you can't help we would appreciate it members and patrons Help us keep this train running and maybe even help us make this train Bigger and fancier with dining cars and a massage parlor in one of the booths or something. I don't know So in the meantime, that's enough of the bummer situation. Let's get back to the fun stuff Dr. Sherman, can I have lunch in the safe scp and d-class cafeteria? Well, Vince first and foremost those are separate cafeterias We do not let the d-class interact with anomalies for funsies The safe scp's have their own situation and honestly, there is no cafeteria for safe scp's because if an scp Is sentient and sapient Pardon, then it needs to be euclid class All anomalies that can walk around and do stuff have a chance of trying to get away So if it is a living thinking entity Then it is by definition a euclid class anomaly no matter what no matter how nice it is or how weak its anomaly is If it's alive It can it is 99.999 of the chance Going to be up to euclid because it has more of a chance of escaping than a safe scp that we can just stick in a box That's that Uh now that being said Vince I do not know your status in the foundation But if you are some kind of I don't know if you're an scp, then what are you doing with a computer? You should not be watching this stream on your phone. You should not have a phone Anomalies don't get those privileges Not for internet anyways And if you're a d-class same And if you're a researcher, why why would you want to hang out with anomalies and the d-class their Food is so much worse than ours the commissary for the site staff is so much better So yeah, no, I I wouldn't suggest it Nor will we allow it either. I mean same thing. I think I found scp zero three five scp zero three five security monitor No, it's in its room. It's in its box Uh, you must have found something else Don't worry about it a very common mistake Kim asks Sherman. What happens if a euclid tries to help recontain an scp containment breach? So we have benefits that we give to anomalies that have good behavior And so there are different forms of entertainment We can give them movies we can give them games as long as it's not internet access And so with that in mind if an entity were to help contain an escaping scp Obviously it will get some preferential treatment And we do not have as often as you wouldn't a prison that kind of mentality where The anomalies are like, you know, hitting up Shanking Narcs that's not the uh well Over at site 22. There's a little bit of that behavior. No, I think about it but you know Honestly, that happens more along the d-class than it does along the anomalies, but actually I should check the reports on that Maybe I'm missing something because that doesn't sound too unlikely that there would be trouble for that anomaly If it helped to stop another anomaly from escaping Oh Interesting story you got there that could make an interesting scp tale Toast the snack. Thank you for your next donation. Yes. I am a dimensional anomaly. I hop when 38 theater You hop dimensions when you go to the theater Well, good. We'll keep you in your box and we will not let you go to the theater You should not be out at the theater anyways What hobbies does dr. Sherman like to do? So dr. Sherman when we're on staff usually we end up at different sites and different sites are Uh, what should I say? Uh, they're set up differently So for instance site 19 is the high high security site with a lot of the original anomalies that you know and love and are terrified of and they are going to Have a big base and an underground bunker and all that kind of stuff So it's not as obvious what it is And so with that in mind They have they're locked down pretty hard But a lot of sites like site 42 were set up more like a campus It almost looks like a university from the top down which helps it to stay hidden Because people don't look twice at something like that Especially with the propaganda we set to make it look like a university on internet sites and stuff like that But that means that we're allowed to drive around and we go to their dormitories and we go to the different off-brand restaurants like wick donnells and harbys And so for me, I mean I love music. I love dancing. I love singing. I tear up the site 42 karaoke nights I tell you what And uh, you gotta watch uh, you gotta watch the drinks there because the anomalous liquor comes out and then things get a little crazy and so yes the uh karaoke night Play a couple games here and there some old school. I've been playing the super mario rpg remake It's my second favorite rpg of all time. And so it's good to play that again Uh, the first one being earthbound in case you were wondering And so gaming tv karaoke all sorts of stuff like that and of course science Love me some science What happens if an scp is sent to the back rooms?  I it's a statue. It can't emote But you can tell it's grumpy But I would say I have a moderate tolerance You know, you can get six or seven in there before I'll start to Feel in the tipsy but once we do that's where we have a good time If you have scp 999 what happened? scp 999 is upstairs right now And because I'm with you guys, I'm not gonna run off and grab it But it's it's currently hanging out in its pen. Just vibing. It's got its little skittles Seven skittles for dinner today. Excuse me. Dr. Sherman could the indestructible reptile be used as a theoretical infinite food glitch Actually I believe That we have an scp that mentions that one of the scp 7000 entries um was about a big massive machine meant to cure world hunger when there was a food shortage or something pardon And one of the spokes of the wheel, I believe Was 682 bits because they had the infinite sack of potatoes and other things like that too Can I find that? How do I find that?  I apologize for that but I I do remember us thinking that it could happen and experimenting with it Uh, depending on the canon it worked or The piece you separated turned into a separate 682 and it's a whole new problem So we'll never know different dimensions different rules The failed dini. Thank you for your next don't know make sure to grab yourself some more Sausages on your way past the commissary. Good evening, dr. Sherman How do you think the foundation would handle dr. Brown from back to the future? Would they offer him a research position or just anesthetize him and take his research? Oh, oh time traveling research doctor. Yes Yes, he could be easily on staff I have no problem with bringing him on staff as a researcher into time anomalies That seems like a very useful thing to do um Although that whole thing with the uh Getting his nuclear stuff from the libyans was a little reckless But you know reckless in the name of science. I mean, can you blame him? It's really hard to get that stuff legitimately if you're on the public side of things So yes, I think we would hire doc brown great scott If anything just because I like the guy Mr. Plague, thank you for becoming a mobile task force captain in site 42 members You now have access To the full watch along of our newest episode of reacting to find us alive We just posted that right before I came on stream and it's finished uploading So you can watch find us alive full watch along episode 2 Dash 1 it's called dash 1 it's episode 2 and it's called dash 1 But that is there for you along with the other full watch alongs We do that because Uh, I've seen other reaction channels do it and it's a nice way not to just steal the content from Radiger our friend of the channel By just posting their podcast on our channel that seems even with my reaction that doesn't seem like enough So we put highlights up for the public and then we put the full thing for members and patrons And that seems like a fair break like okay, if you're gonna pay for the extra credit You can come in and watch it But really you should still go listen to it with Radiger and subscribe to find us alive first That way you actually get what's the word i'm looking for you give them support Because then they'll make more podcasts and they'll make more scp art So Make sure that you support the creators. We're reacting to that includes renegades react scp R class r That we'll be reacting to later this week Excellent excellent excellent Uh, why are you in my house? What are you doing in my house? Well Ava Is there an anomaly in your house? Do you have waffle fries? Because either of those options might do it. I mean just being honest Oh, I like this science question Theoretically what would happen if you put scp 173 in a room without gravity would it still move? You know, you know, you know, I think it just might because It is not as if It's using any form of propulsion that we can find when it moves right now It simply moves across the floor And so my thinking is that if it can move across the floor It can move in zero g it just this is whichever way it wants to go And this is why i'm not big on tests where we stick 173 down with flight of stairs Or put it in a hole because i'm certain it can get up and out I'm fairly certain that this is not a doleks situation in the old days where you could run up the stairs and they couldn't roll up after you Gameplay randoms. Dr. Sherman. Do you think you look better with or without a mustache? So I look less like a disney face character disney prince than I do when I uh with the stash I look less youthful I actually look my age Because a lot of people mistake me for being in my 20s when I am clean shaven And so the mustache and the beard are the goatee anyways helps me look more like an adult person And on top of that, I think it's a pretty good look I get a lot of compliments in the range of tony stark and stuff So I think we're a I think we're winning the hair game on this one Now the fact that it took me 37 years to hit puberty and finally grow a passable mustache and goatee Well, that's uh its own story But yes for now we're going to be keeping it Especially especially right now I'm in my winter bulk for my weightlifting And so I've gained some weight and in that case I look better with the mustache for sure Back when I was rail thin Then yes, I could imagine being a little sharper jawed and not needing the goatee But definitely in this season we keep it Beards are makeup for men Besides, you know the makeup I wear when I film because otherwise you see how red my skin is all the time So it's good for me to Put on makeup when I record the real videos otherwise. I just look like a tomato Dr. Shermato Dr. Sherman, I've been duplicated. What happened.  Oh And so continuing on Doctor I heard scratching in my walls and it was way too big and allowed to be a rat Should I report it to the foundation? Well, the allen I think that you may have a bad case Of having bought scp 6 6 7 0 I think that it's very possible That the new house that you just moved into Has a tiny little girl living in the walls Except she's grown really big and is no longer tiny And she's in your walls And she's waiting She's waiting for you and once you get in that crawl space to investigate the sound Monch By the way, go read 6 6 7 0. It is a fantastic Horrifying article Really good anytime you hear someone say, oh new scp isn't scary new scp is so Uh worse than the old days. No, no, no, no. Don't listen to the naysayers new scp is savage And 66 70 is a good scene as a good reason why Dr. Sherman, what is reggie's least favorite thing? Well in certain name here. I do not know reggie's favorite thing But you should go ahead and ask reggie and you can do so over at reggie's youtube channel Which happens to be called ye with two e's old dumbass uh specifically ye old dumbass I think it's like 6 6 8 4 9 9 3 8 I was not even close Ye old dumbass 9 9 3 8 is reggie's youtube channel And if enough of you sub to reggie and poke him and get him with comments Maybe he'll start uploading again because he's been on a longer sabbatical than I have from tiktok And so you all need to bully reggie into getting back to work so that he and I can tag team some more silly billy goat stuff Next question Gavin cr gamer, thank you for your first donut of the site 42 coffers Make sure to get yourself some graham crackers on your way past the commissary What if ghost from call of duty joins the scp foundation? As a non sc as a non ghost As a non call of duty player I cannot actually be certain Of that situation, but I can take a quick look at ghost from call of duty And see if I can learn anything ghost call of duty costume character wiki Simon ghost riley call of duty wiki Lieutenant simon ghost riley is a british special forces operator and prominent member of task force 141 known for his iconic skull pattern Balaklava headset and dark red sunglasses ghost appears as the main character in call of duty modern warfare 2 modern warfare 2 ghost Call of duty online find makarov operation king fish call of duty heroes and call of duty modern warfare 2 campaign remastered He also appears in cuss as a customization option and call of duty ghost and call of duty infinite warfare What does he do is he just a dude? I think he's probably just a dude because I didn't know that anyone in call of duty had anomalous powers Is he just a guy because if he's a guy Then he'd probably end up in a mobile task force.  He seems highly qualified Maybe he'd end up working for the global coalition if he likes blowing things up depends on his morality and optional thoughts So I do not know Ghost so I can't tell you where he'd end up obviously call of duty people are usually higher on the Competency scale, so I would assume that we would hire someone like that And if we didn't the global occult coalition would pick him up or something like that What would happen if you shot the what come back Ponderer asks or ponders in this case What would happen if you shot the dog train scp with the nerfing gun? I need to know because dr. Redacted is going over right now to do it and I need to know if I should stop him or not I do not know what dog train scp means What is an scp dog train? Is it the corgi scp 2952? Three thirty thousand kilometers in length head and front legs are located in portland, oregon High and quarters in rural area of japan's cario district weaving through the americas europe much of asia in between Does not appear to age nor require food or water Will not move more than five meters from its real position even a threatened or offered a reward Will quickly regenerate from all damage done to it all certain at certain areas along six five twos Link small openings will form along its sides at regularly scheduled intervals. So yeah, there's a train There's a train that is a corgi a long dog a long doggo so if you Probably hit that with the nerfing gun Then I would assume that the doggo train government would Restrict its funding to build a highway And therefore the dog train would get worse and we don't like that public transportation is important Especially when they are good boys Dr. Sherman if 096 is unkillable if you put 035s mask on them Would their body slowly die like normal and ooze or would the mask stay on forever? So the reason that we're not going to test this is mainly because if We are right that 096 is indestructible. I mean we know it we can tear away its skin and it'll keep moving We don't know how far we'd have to go to destroy it, but we also don't destroy anomalies anyways So we wouldn't normally do that but We're not giving 035 a body that powerful Because 035 takes that over and now it is like infinity strength whatever running around doing whatever it wants Unless the body because then the body brain would be overwritten And so you wouldn't even be able to like look at its face to summon it places You just have a super powered 035. So No, thank you There is a tale that we wrote that we uh read for the site 42 youtube channel if you go into our archives in the podcast section Uh, let me look this up for you because it has something similar to that scp tail It is an scp tail and it's called Show all cube ethics committee swatches sunrise love ones in the glory Login on the states coolish tail I think it's called addressing the second scp addressing a second addressing the second Yes, scp tail addressing the second is the story Now it's really hard to parse if you don't know a lot of scp lore and it's written really obliquely But the idea is that this is what happened when 682 put on 035 And it's not great Then go great for us. Hey, dr. Sherman would someone be considered anomalous that they could defeat an entire police force with a spoon now I doubt that would be the case unless it was somehow particularly anomalous because John wick could defeat the whole police force with a spoon and as far as I know, he's not anomalous. I mean Maybe there's something in there that we don't know in the back Lore maybe there's a matpat film theory how john wick is immortal or something like that or is it an angel or demon I knew there's all that uh religiosity background lore to john wick. So hey Maybe maybe john wick is anomalous. Maybe he doesn't need to be locked up Mobile task force gamma four dr. Sherman. Have you watched scp overlord? I have seen scp overlord. I think it's a good little short uh, not perfect, but nothing is and um, my only concern is not with the thing itself, but it's that I want to see more scp films about anomalies and people who are not in the foundation Or even just like agents and researchers not just mobile task force guys because Everything in the film usually because you want action people tend towards mobile task force guys and it is uh Kind of samey after a while Uh, they go and they shoot and then they get stopped and then oh no So, uh, I'd like to see more different kinds of anomalous situations like that Gavin Thank you for your next don't know make sure to grab yourself some baklava on your way past the commissary I've encountered the tree that can't scream and somehow I made it scream. I wish you were there You know I almost believed you But but that wouldn't have happened. We don't have any test scheduled today The testing log is blank. The security camera is off. So unless you did it in some other universe by which point I don't care. That's not my tree. It's not the one I want to scream That's just watch yourself bucko watch yourself watch yourself Dr. Sherman, there's a guitar that keeps playing songs on its own. Should I report to the foundation? Yes, and cover your ears because usually that stuff has a weird effect on people and it causes them problems So let's just uh, nip that one the bud And don't uh, listen to the anomalous music. Okay. Okay. Good on you to keep up the good work Kendall young. What do you think of the winchester brothers? So those mugs those fly by the seat of their pants guys They have the they have this low tech thing going on. They got all this uh demon salt and stuff They're going around town. They're getting drunk. They're doing things wrong. They're losing people They're selling their souls and dying and coming back Just a just a problem, man. The unprofessional completely. So Now that being said earlier on in this stream, I answered a question Which is what's my favorite group of interest in the foundation lore? And actually I didn't get to the point where I wanted to tell you guys They're actually two group of interests. I would really like to exist I'm just too busy to write stories about them and get them in right now, but if I had One job and not four and I had time to write things I want two groups of interest to exist or actually I want one group of interest and one canon to exist Because I want number one. I want the supernatural hunters network in scp lore I think it'd be really cool I think you can get that down and dirty on the ground kind of stories And you get signed sort of why our para watch is doing creepypastas and reporting on things that they don't quite know about You can get the hunters doing things like that the hunters network And I always think it's really cool going by truck stops and having to get what you can and afford and Save up money for stuff and always staying in motels and different costumes in the back actually In the warehouse 13, but scp. I want to make I would also use that Wink and a nod if they have different costumes with them and all right Are we going to go in as a fed or we're going to go in as a local cop? Or are we going to go in as a vacuum salesman? I think that's a neat thing and so that I would do that in my show as an homage to supernatural's inspiration Uh the cannon I want though We have a cannon on the wiki. It's called aces and eights and aces and eights is scp foundation But cowboys it's in cowboy times and there's root and tootin scp action in the aces and eights cannon It's cool But i'm not a cowboy guy cowboys are cool, but they're not that cool Not when you could have Pirates I want the scp pirates cannon. I need scp piracy I need scp pirates running around doing all sorts of crazy high seas High jinks and heists with anomalies. I think it'd be super cool Matster great question. Are you going to be more active on tiktok if you got any plans for tiktok just curious Yes, actually if you go to tiktok right now You will see three brand new videos that I made for tiktok except something's wrong with them For some reason when I duet something The microphone messes up Right now you can hear me and it sounds pretty clear and when I make a video by myself It sounds pretty clear, but when I make a duet All of the sudden The frickin microphone sounds all blown out. It sounds terrible and because of that I cannot make good videos on tiktok right now and I updated the app I'm gonna try deleting it and re-downloading and seeing if that helps, but Man, oh man. It was just such a letdown. I wanted to make these all these tiktok videos today and then nothing So i'm grumpy about that. Thank you for asking. Hopefully we'll get the problem fixed Sorry, and by the way you inspired me to do the finger spinning and i'm great at it Gavin i'm glad to hear it.  I taught myself to do this about god 10 years ago now, and i've just been doing it as a fiddle ever since It's always fun to see what you can spin the other day I got a I caught myself spinning some celery in my fingers while I was having wings and I was just like oh Well, I guess that's the thing now super cool celery spinning What if you give the half cat the infinite pizza? Can you feed cats pizza? No Pizza offers no nutritional value to cats and its ingredients are best unhealthy fat salt and the worst toxic garlic onions Remember that while cats can eat specific types of cheese. They can only do that in moderation So We're not going to make jose sick. That's mean. We don't want to do that to poor jose not a chance Put my background back on See josey's down here in the corner if you're looking at uh What's called night shift at the foundation scp low-feet beats low-fi beats to chill and relax to Josie's having a nice little nap and is healthy because we are not feeding it pizza By the way, have you all seen the uh news on the josey the half cat game? Uh afre studios is putting it out and they're doing concept art on twitter It looks cute as all get out looks like the josey half cat game is going to be a very Cute little cozy game And then maybe they'll get creepy with it But I don't know because I don't know much about it except it exists and i'm excited So if you look up josey the half cat game, then you can probably find the deets Then why does the half cat like cheese so much? I mean is it in its log that josey likes cheese? I did not know That That was actually a thing that existed Uh control f cheese Staff are not permitted to cheese. She will become distressed if not given some is sufficient cheese Yeah, so obviously all animals And humans like things that are bad for them And you got to make sure to do though if you're going to do bad things for you They got to do them in moderation You got to take care of yourself and that means we cannot give josey cheese even though she likes it Because it's bad for her and we take care of our anomalies here at the foundation I don't hear any music if you're playing any. Thanks peltini. I'll turn up the volume a little bit because The lo-fi is not on because the lo-fi is not royalty free and so I will uh get demonetized for that But I have a royalty free kevin mccloud album of scp themed music on in the background And so if you look up the album scp xxx That is kevin mccloud's royalty free scp music playlist And so that's pretty hip When they fin at what if an scp facility member escapes and doesn't get teleported back to their desk That is not likely to happen We are very good on our filters of keeping people from having problems like that They will stay and they will do their jobs forever Dragon rocks for you. Have you seen that lights are off from is making a game? I hadn't seen that I'm very interested in that because lights are off makes great designs And great videos. So I would be interested to see what a game of their work looks like Are they doing original stuff or they working with any creators who make Different monsters and using their monsters Very interesting What would happen if you put 173 in a room of mirrors? so I don't think 173 is stopped by looking at itself I do not believe that is a Quality of the anomaly. So I'd say nothing Ace's luck by the way asked that question. Thank you for your don't know Make sure to grab yourself some apples on your way past the commissary Dr. Sherman.   It was a bad one. That was a bad one I'm kidding. It was a great one Dr. Sherman, you got me to watch the full find us a live podcast and I would like to know what would happen if scp 6320-2 if you shot it with the nerfing gun So Number one. I haven't actually read 6320 itself yet And the reason is I'm waiting until I get as far into find us alive As it was when the article was written So I'm going to look at the date the article was written compare it to the podcast dates And then that's I'm going to read it in order So I'll get to the episode before that read the article and then go back to the podcast That's the way I can get like the real in order experience to the best of my ability But I'm really glad you watched the whole thing and subscribed and all that Keep supporting radigar, please because rad is awesome I had the chance there to say rad is rad and I didn't failure Hey says luck. I have the same question for 096 So 096 doesn't want its face known And that tells me that it knows what its face is and it doesn't want its face known And that tells me that it also would not care about a mirror because it knows what it looks like Now if you saw 096's face in a mirror Then you would die. So let's let's try not to do that Dr. Sherman just curious what punishment would I face if I accidentally downloaded a virus that kind of destroyed the foundation security systems and freed the scp's Well, I would tell you To run because you're going to be terminated and I don't mean fired. I mean terminated as The ethics committee likes to just call it Kilt Dunzo You did a bad thing and you're going to suffer for it That's what you get We do not suffer fools In the foundation Is it possible to read scp 6500 in one sitting? Okay, how long is 6500? Boo boo boo Commence ritual Two if I don't count that if I just count this here Oh god How many How many oh Oh, this is the dnd game Isn't it? No, it's just similar to the dnd game Choose your path Oh lord This is so much Okay, I'm just gonna google how many words this is and see if I get an answer It's actually just over 95k words So for an example of timing wise here It took me on stream About an hour To read my scp tale ignorance is bliss Which is just about 8,000 words and I was just reading it by myself reading it straight through for the stream No funny business because I was going to talk about the artistry of it What that tells me is if it takes an hour For me to read 8,000 words Then it would take me 10 hours To read 80,000 words And it would then take two more hours to get up to that 96 So It would take 10 It would take 12 hours that is a 12 hour reading right there. That's a lot of reading Now of course that's out loud and so You could probably read it quieter in your head But I think if you're asking me to read it all in one sitting You're asking me to read it out loud for like a stream or something and that seems like it wouldn't uh go great Ace's luck put 096 and 173 in the same room. What happens? Well, we don't know because we'll never do such a reckless thing But I would hypothesize situationally that 173 would attempt To snap 096's neck since it won't bother to look at it And since oh 173 doesn't have eyes I assume That it would not activate 096's effect. So just sit there given 096 the most world's most firm neck massage And since 096 is pretty much indestructible. I think it's pretty much not going to change anything Now dr. Submarian an excellent scp author and youtuber that you should check out Did write a verses of scp 173 Versus scp 106 And that is on the wiki And so you can go read that Versus And now you got me curious if they also did 096 because they did a bunch scp explained did it They actually did it two times but that looks like a short Jordan productions did a video about it Who are who would win? All right, doesn't look like we have any official sources unfortunately. So my hypothesis is just going to have to be What I go with Name a scp for an edit Wilfredo I want you to make an edit for scp It's got to be weird because it can't just be a human like my favorite humanoid scp's are jeff scp 008 dash j and 5886 Jim bizio, but that one's mine. And it's also just a normal-looking dude You should do an edit for scp spooky dash j because he's at least a skelly man And so that's who I think you should make an edit of have fun Dr. Sherman. What is the smallest scp? Interesting you would ask that Because I have something for that So 016 is a sentient microorganism 3966 are literally protein-like molecules Oh, it is a virus Now the one I think about is the one that has It is the smallest and yet it's also the biggest because it's a universe in a atom or something like that Needle scp What I'm trying to needle no needle scp 914 Because we put the needle in 914 On very fine. And then we used it to pierce the object And then it came out in our universe is sky because we are contained in the anomaly But I can't think of what it is right now. So I'm sorry to say that I cannot fill you in on what I believe The smallest anomaly to be Hey, dr. Sherman. It's dr. Graham from site 37. We may have a containment breach. What do you mean may? Get get your intel and get back to me. Don't come to me with this possible stuff That's a serious situation that you're just guessing on How scp started? Well warf liper scp began on 4chan what had happened was it was in the x uh forum they were doing creepypasta writing And someone decided to write scp 173 as a creepypasta And it inspired everyone to write more scp's because it was scp 173 So what's scp 0 through 172 are there more and so people kept coming up with ideas ideas ideas Until the point where they made a website for it. That's where scp started. It was pretty simple It's kind of like how slender man started on something awful forums Except uh, it wasn't just one thing and so more people could create in it And it made it very easy to uh grow So yeah, pretty simple story, but it turned into something great, didn't it? Dr. Sherman, have you seen the short film scp site 923? I have not seen the short film scp 923 Site 923 Film short film based on the scp universe student filmmakers 22 minutes. I'm seeing tac gear already See if we do that thing where we get a much better office Uh, we get a nice big ol house for site 42 to move to And we get a desktop computer with streaming rig I can take the opportunity to like do what real streamers do And put things on screen and you can watch them with me All right, but until then you get to see me watching these tac gear guys I like their set That's a good-looking set. I wonder how they set it up like that Creepy dr. Man Looks pretty cool I'd like to see more of it again. It's tac gears containment breezes. It's the basic version of a uh situation but okay Back to youtube stream Dr. Sherman, what if we put the most deadliest scp with the screaming tree?  It doesn't really notice things like that but we will uh Take that on advisement And first we have to decide what the deadliest scp is because there's so many and they're deadly in different ways What if it were anomalous termites? So it was particularly deadly two trees Now now we're starting to get specific now. We're starting to speak the language Dragon rocks. Thank you for your next don't know. Do you have any scp as a trigger phobia mines 455? scp 455 You'll have fear of a cargo ship your water large holes in the hull What does it do? It doesn't seem to do anything Significantly larger than it's bigger on the inside. All right, who style Did not flood despite large holes on the hull so it keeps the water out Okay, so there's a bunch of exploration logs and Okay, so that sounds particularly creepy.   I don't even like holland and find us alive because spiders don't need them. Uh-uh How do I get things back from the void? I made all my art stuff and school computer disappear on accident Well scissor The void is the void And the void do be hungry So I don't think you're getting those back. What about scp 525 that one is also a spider Why is 525 a spider? I've not heard of this one I spiders I spiders What What are you suitable animal crime to do its eye?  I'm glad enough to wear contacts No, I spider you are also in the top ranking of scp's.  Thank you. Alex. That's a great question. Alex mo Alex moho titi yeah, so The for those who don't know the reason that scp 173 No longer has an official photo on its page is because In the beginning when scp was just a creepypasta It did not matter that it was using a copyrighted photo because it wasn't for profit. It wasn't for stuff It was just a little creepypasta But as scp began to grow and grow and grow And more people made films and games about it the original creator of scp 173 the statue Uh was not pleased that his very Uh personal piece of art that mattered to him Was known more as a creepy statue that poops a lot and so I also Could see myself not being happy if a piece of art I made Was reinterpreted to be a creepy statue that poops a lot just you know, that's fair Now the artist never messed with us. Uh, the artist Uh, Izumi kato Just simply said hey, don't monetize 173's picture Uh poster don't sell dolls of it. Don't make money off it and you're fine But the problem was the longer and bigger scp got we can't as a community police How many people were doing rip off scp 173 merch? And as we went through the entire wiki getting rid of things that didn't fit the creative commons properly It just came to the point where all right, we uh We have to take down this 173 photo. It's the last step in the process Now the nice thing that happened is that a bunch of people then made their own interpretations of 173 Different games use different designs. Trevor Henderson who made siren head made his own interpretation of scp 173 where that's pretty cool And so it was a big online extravaganza when we took down the photo of artists making their own And we have a nice gallery of 173 interpretations that you should go check out on the site because it's really cool Someone people made some great art But uh, so yes, that's why it's going to be funny in a couple of years No one's going to know why we call scp 173 peanut because the photo will have been gone that long And so that's going to be a funny situation down of the day My voice is starting to go. I can hear it. All right, so uh We'll hit Uh, we'll hit the 90 minute mark in about seven minutes and then we'll call it for today Ace's luck. Is scp 3008 indestructible or regenerative or can it be demolished like any other building? Great question. I know it has an answer too Uh, give me a second. Let me look up 3008 from the start did or do print measurements Unknown civilians human entities day night cycle One or more exits so these exits do not appear to have fixed position making it difficult to leave using any door Main entrance to the structure breaking through the walls the retail unit leads into the non anomalous interior of the original store So we can break the wall from outside to get into The non anomalous store Uh, because the main entrance is the only portal into 3008 but Hmm I'm thinking of 63 20 which now we know That the walls go on infinitely past the bunker So they are stuck in a way. We're like if they break down a wall, there's just more wall And I imagined 3008 is probably similar Or maybe you go through a wall and you come out on the other side of the still Interior of 3008 That would make sense to me because Ikea has a lot of walls. You just break through and there's another there's more Ikea on the other side Yeah, I do not believe That you can get out that way now. I do know that Didn't people try to break through the ceiling Sign hanging from the ceiling Reaches all the way to the ceiling The ceiling on this place is pretty high and as far as anyone can tell it goes on forever Shouldn't there be some kind of weather in here? I'm sure I read some stuff about nasa building That was so big it had its own weather patterns with clouds and stuff This place is definitely bigger than that But now I think about I'm pretty sure I've never felt so much as a temperature change in here I'll add it to the grand list of weird bullshit Let's see wall All right walls have holes in them which I hadn't noticed before stab out Counting the walls broke broke through the walls of the settlement Settlement walls climb the walls wall is wrecked Do Okay, so I don't see anything about breaking through walls in the actual article So I'm going to assume that it's uh goes into other scp 3008 territory. I do not think you could break through a wall and get out But I doubt they're impervious. I think you can just break the wall and come out the other side Right back to the chat Jack lube and good to see you in the chat right here at the last minute Hoy, I got this cool new app and now I have this weird creature following me Should I invite to my home and let it watch star trek with me? you sweet summer child I mean, I guess that's the best you can do now Maybe don't buy anomalous apps. Maybe that's a that's a better idea for future plans Sheesh bring your phone. We're deleting it. We'll see if we can undo it. That's the best we can offer Probably won't work. Give it a shot Ace's luck would green lantern rings be considered an scp and if so what level the danger of the ring depends on who wears it so green lantern ring rings obviously anon anomalous Green lantern rings are obviously anomalous. They have powers, but I'm pretty sure they're safe Because you can put them in a box, right? Can they break out of the box if no one's wearing it? Of course Because then it would be safe, but it would have like a risk or danger class that's higher if it's being used green lantern rings, I feel like there's something about Uh summoning a ring to you an emergency or maybe there's not No hard of her limit demonstrated Effect is a generation of green solid light constructs When active power ring will in case it's used in protective life supporting force field ledger magnetic radiation of variance frequencies limitations limited charge various devices that drain the ring Tracker users energy by the trail Unable to affect objects color yellow, which is silly Willpower Yeah, if you cannot Summon a ring to you or if the ring doesn't have a mind of its own Then we can just stick that in a box and that's fine. That is a safe anomaly. Even if it is powerful The failed Dini Good evening. Dr. Sherman. Do you know of any scp where the use of a grant in reality anchor? Cause more problems similar to three two four one the ss somerfield I do not know of an anomaly like that, but I'll look up real quick scranton reality anchors And take a quick look at anomalies that have used them This is a tail The scranton reality anchor thing seems useful as hell a system that detects and cancels out effects from distorted reality Why don't we use them everywhere in containment? Maybe Charles researcher Charles thou Fox fresh in promotion to level three and bugging over new permissions and new revelations Looked at a draft for experimental procedures set and tapped his pen on it Mostly because they're dangerous said dr. Sophia light they were in her office You can't see it yet But ppe for working with this involves a remotely operated machine in a nice little chamber Power supply is totally disconnected until start time So it doesn't actually turn on while somebody's in the room. There's a reason we're not using them with organics. They're very lethal Figures one day. We'll get a version of the miracle technology That doesn't happen to also emit lethal amounts of ionizing radiation, but till then screw us, I guess It's actually more interesting than that garrison's lab worked on this once. It's not ionizing radiation It's not a byproduct. There's this particular enzyme converts five amino three Imazazole carboxylate into Amino amazadol she paused wait for amazadol. You're right.  It just stops working. I looked into the mechanism of that enzyme a while ago We don't know what it is not too unusual, right? There are a lot of enzymes a lot of mechanisms that are mysterious Matter of time the structure of the enzyme is also unusual know someone they already saw their enzymes. That doesn't mean much on someone But it is strange All right going on physicist side effects I think the scranton reality anchors working exactly as intended science technology art progress. They're not they're not usually careful Reason to extrapolation fundamental truths, right? They're accidents. They're intuitions They're lucky guesses anomalies aren't separate from reality. Anyone can do a ritual to summon a demon who grants wishes link to scp 282 Anyone can follow instructions to turn uranium into a nuclear weapon So the FBI watched it out for anyone purifying uranium and we watch out for anyone summoning demons because you uh You have to specialize I guess and we can't actually contain aramaic or glycine Light went on so nobody brings that up and the overseers don't ask us to try And we study something else to keep the world from ending. You see what I'm saying? This is why you put this part of the experiment with the scranton anchor in there, right to show me I think I get it. Oh no, I actually think the anchor will be a good instrument here Let me know if you disagree, but really this kind of stuff comes up all the time The families are just really good at making reality look coherent. Anyway, he's welcome to level three Okay, that's a lot and it didn't really say a lot to what I needed to know But that is the way of looking things up on the foundation. I karumba So sorry feldini. I cannot really answer that question because there's a lot of anomalies And I don't know which ones use reality anchors to which purpose I know a lot of scps, but I don't know them all Ace's luck can scps get sick if so before 049 to help them or make it worse 049 makes everything worse. Yes anomalies can get ill Most of them are just people with some strange things about them But they can get sick. They can perish and 049 is not the one to help them. We have site medical for that perfectly fine But we have reached the end of today's office hours at 92 minutes Uh, I ask one more time before we go If you can become a channel member or a patron to help us with this move because we have four months To find a new house and make the move and if you guys at site 42 staff across the globe Can pitch in and help us get a bigger house with a nice studio space That we can build some really cool stuff in and film some better material That would be a great way to make this Eviction that stinks into an opportunity that rules I'm don't think we're going to be infinite money billionaires hasan abi heads or anything like that But we could use Any help we can get would be a plus And so with that as always we end with sherms favorite scps now remember I don't list my scps as favorites because I wrote them that would be cheating Instead I list scps written by other people now if you want to see my scps as well as become a patron or a channel member The links for all of that are in the site 42 beacons link And so you can go in the description to check that out or the description of any of our youtube videos because they all have the link to the site 42 beacons with my author page And all of our channels like twitter and youtube and tiktok and of course our patreon our kofi Uh our memberships any of that one-time donos long-term donos anything helps with the process Go enjoy my scps. 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UDF and party workers, friends, thank you for coming here today. This is a critical election for Kerala, but it is as critical, especially for Vainu. The Kerala economy is completely stuck. Youngsters in Kerala are not able to get jobs. And the Kerala economy needs to be restarted as soon as possible. It is actually quite easy to start the Kerala economy. But you have to know what to do. It is like a car. A car cannot move if it does not have petrol in the tank. No matter what you do, you cannot start the engine without petrol in the tank. Economy is exactly the same. An economy also needs fuel to start. Like petrol is the fuel for a car. Money in people's hands is fuel for an economy. How does it work? You put money in people's hands. People go and spend that money. They buy things. Shirts, pants, medicines, glasses, cell phones. Demand for these products goes up. And then the factories need to produce those products and supply them. And when factories need to produce products, they will come and find people to do the job in the factories. So, if you want to start an economy, you want to create jobs, the first thing you have to do is you have to inject money into the economy. The Prime Minister believes that if you inject money into the hands of the biggest businesses, you can start the economy. The Prime Minister believes that if you inject money into the hands of the biggest businesses, you can start the economy. But all that happens is that those big corporates take the money away. We believe that if you want to start an economy, you have to put money into poor people's hands. We believe that if you inject money into the common man's hands, and into millions and millions of people's hands, it's like putting petrol directly into the engine. So that is what we are proposing to do in Kerala. To start the Kerala economy, we are proposing an idea called Nyaay. And we are confident that Nyaay will not only help poor people, it will start Kerala's economy and start the production of jobs. And so what is Nyaay? Nyaay is 6,000 rupees a month, 72,000 rupees a year into all Kerala's poorest people's bank accounts. And so what is Nyaay? Nyaay is 6,000 rupees a month, 72,000 rupees a year into all Kerala's poorest people's bank accounts. And so what is Nyaay? Nyaay is 6,000 rupees a month, 72,000 rupees a year into all Kerala's poorest people's bank accounts. And I will put it to you in a different way. After the UDF comes to power and we do Nyaay, there will not be a single person in Kerala who will earn less than 72,000 rupees a year. You can search the whole of Kerala. You will find nobody who earns less than 72,000 rupees a year. You can search the whole of Kerala. You will find nobody who earns less than 72,000 rupees a year. You will find nobody who earns less than 72,000 rupees a year in Kerala. So we will solve three problems with one solution. We will attack poverty in Kerala. We will attack joblessness in Kerala. And we will attack economic stagnation in Kerala. With this one move. And we are confident it will transform the state of Kerala. Now I would like to speak about why not. Because for me there are two elections taking place in Kerala today. We need to win them both. And I am going to explain why. The first election is for the government of Kerala. And the second election is for the future of why not. For me both those are equally important. Because of course I want to defeat the ideology of violence in Kerala. But I have also been given a responsibility by you. There are certain critical things that Vayanan needs done. There is the issue of the buffer zone. There is the issue of the medical college. There is the man-animal conflict issue. So these are critical issues for the future of Vayanan. And we cannot get these done unless we have a government in Kerala. And so we need full support of the people of Vayanar to win maximum seats here. So we can get this work done. And that is why I have come here for support for Siddhikji. But we are not going to be content by just solving these two or three so-called emergency problems. We have serious medical issues among our tribals. We have serious economic issues with regards to the tribals. Our small farmers are struggling. There are three new criminal agricultural laws that the Prime Minister has passed. That we have to defend against. But for me the most important thing is to reclaim the idea of Vayanar. If you remember, this place has a global significance. This place does not just have a significance for Kerala. It has a significance for India and for the rest of the world. You used to be the spice capital of the world. There is no reason you should not be the spice capital of the world again. And so we have to work together to ensure that these things happen. You know what the left front has done with regards to these critical problems. We have been asking for a medical college for five years now. And just a few days ago they have put a board over there saying that they have given us a medical college. We don't want a board. We want a medical college. If boards were medical colleges, we could put medical colleges throughout Vayanar anywhere we wanted. We don't need the help of the left front. I can put 50, 100, 200 boards wherever you want, if that is the problem. We want a super speciality medical college where all our people can be treated with respect. And for five years, for five years you have been making some excuse. Suddenly we hear about this buffer zone. We ask in Lok Sabha about this buffer zone and we are told that the left front government has done it. These are devastating for the future of Vayanar. And we cannot keep waiting for this to happen. We have to take the matter into our own hands and we have to ensure that it is done over the next five years. I am not an MLA. I am not going to be an MLA in the Vidhansabha. But I do have a little bit of ability to influence the UDF government. And I will use that ability to make sure that our problems here are solved. That is why it is very important that we win every single seat here. Because then I will be able to say why not supported the UDF 100% so you have to do what we need. So that is why I have come here. You understand the situation in the country. I don't need to get into it beyond a certain amount. But you understand the type of division and hatred that is being spread in the country by these ideologies. Our own candidate has been attacked by the left. And we don't believe in this ideology of hatred and violence that both the left and the RSS believe it. We believe that we can succeed with non-violence, love and affection. We don't believe that we need to kill people in order to give tribal people safe access to water. Or beat people in order to get a medical college. We are convinced that we can carry everybody and bring a solution that everybody is happy with. It is always a pleasure for me to come here, meet you, discuss your problems with you and help you resolve them. And ever since I have come here, you have treated me like your family. And so as a family member, it is my duty to help you and work with you. And I am looking forward to the day that we inaugurate our medical college and the day that we resolve some of these issues that have been disturbing you. And I am looking forward to the day that we inaugurate our medical college and the day that we resolve some of these issues that have been disturbing you. Thank you very much.


Hey guys, welcome back skitstone series episode 27 topic today, you know, I'm always honest about this a filler topic complete waste of time Highly recommend you skip the video, but should be a quick one either way numerical integration or go through two different ways to implement this one is the trapezoidal method the other is Gaussian quadrature both pretty cool in their own right, but a bit of a speedrun for me in this video So let's get into it Integration, what is it basically? It's finding the area between a function and the x-axis or between functions perhaps And usually to do it so all of the speaking you have to do these dumb Math tricks and manipulations to make it work and as a result there has been no productive use case found for integration as Of the current month. However, if they find one which they won't I will amend the video in the description below So check that out if there's any changes But yeah, basically you get the signed area between this pink line and the white line In red here, and this is how you you draw that out, you know, and you go from a to b f of x dx Now that's great, but how can you enslave a computer to do that analysis for you? Couple options by the way, there's more than just this but here are my five ideas Option one. Why don't we render that function as a bitmap and then count the pixels or as a svg And count the pixels and then use that and then relate that to the area Good idea option to better idea How about we render as a bitmap and then print it out on my printer and then get my toner Capacity decrease and then relate that to the yeah, that's a good idea I would do that my printers broken though. Unfortunately option three. We could just guess Honestly, zero is a pretty good guess if you ask me, right? Area could be negative infinity or it could be positive infinity Zero is dead center, right? So not a not a bad guess if you ask me. So just return zero. That's fine option four If you really wanted to you could have probably approximate that area as You know as some set of geometric primitives that you can get the area of individually Maybe this is a triangle over here. Maybe this is a circle and that's a square This is some weird octagon looking thing, right? Some trapezoid going on here. Maybe another square Maybe a hot air balloon shape over here. I don't know Yeah, that would work if you get the areas of each one add them up here all set An option five Maybe there's some fancy math tricks that we could work with as well So we'll stick with option four and five if my printer worked would add in number two, but unfortunately here That's where we have so trapezoid method What's the idea you're going to estimate the area of the function Between the function of the x-axis using trapezoids in this case I have this really advanced function here y equals x squared and see we've got five trapezoids or really four trapezoids in One triangle at a one And so you get the area of each you add them up and you're done. So how does this work? Well for trapezoid it's basically a rectangle on on drugs So you get the midpoint or the average side length between left and right That's this one here Multiply that by the base like a rectangle and then you're done So this part of it gets the average side length. This is the base, you know easy peasy And so you do that you add them up and you're done in this case You do that for these five trapezoids yet four two point five the exact answer if you trust these mathematicians is 41.67 exactly I'm sure there's no more digits around here, but we're pretty close not that close but for five Actually six function calls not half bad to be you know a couple percent off like this And so we implement this in the trapezoid method Assembly code that we'll talk about in this video at the end But yeah, that's pretty straightforward. There are some opportunities to make this more efficient if you think about it, right? this side That's the right hand side of a four But the left hand side of a five and so maybe you could change this some maybe I don't know to Account for the fact that you're reusing that side Yeah, maybe it could be I'll leave that as an exercise to the reader So what are some pros and cons of this so? Symbolic or analytical Integration you need some either some fancy Symbolic toolbox like they have in Matlab or in Mathematica or in Maple Which costs money unless you pirate the software, which you probably can do Or you have to tie up an mathematician keep moving your basement feed-in crackers But again that costs money the rope isn't cheap, right? And so it's expensive to do this The trapezoid method is much cheaper because you have to just call the function you call this function six times And you're done no cracker is needed. So good idea. What about number two? The symbolic integration method in the actual set of symbols You can't integrate nothing you need me to give you this But here's a secret about society. There are no functions in society. No one's gonna email you a function and say Ingrade this that's not real did They in real life. There's no functions. It's just data And so you may have a sensor data you want to integrate which you can do with trapezoid method but you can't you don't need a Expression to integrate that also you can do black boxes. So you had a black box to integrate You could do so So if you had some finite element analysis software that takes ten minutes to run and gives you a single quantity output You can integrate that numerically speaking with this method without having any analytical expressions So that's up, you know, and also advantage the only problem with the Estimates is that it doesn't give you an exact answer without having a lot of trapezoids You can see here even with five trapezoids. We were still not that close to the exact answer Or as you get the exact answer pretty quickly with a symbolic analytical integral Can we do better answers obviously? yes, and For that one way we can get to better for certain functions is Gaussian quadrature and I'm not gonna get into all the details here. You can check out the Wikipedia page but basically you convert the integral into a sum of function evaluations that are weighted by a certain with a set of weights and so for endpoints and end weights for your Estimate you can get an exact integral for polynomials of order two and minus one or less So for a cubic with just two points you can exactly get the area of a cubic polynomial integral So how does it work? Well, you have this integral here. So a negative one to one. Those are your bounds of the integration You sum up the weights times the function evaluations. So you have n weights wi and n weights or endpoints x of i So yeah, that's how that works and then the weights and the points they come from some Legendre polynomial stuff too hard for me So we're just going to preload and also it's too hard to compute every time if you think about it If every time you wanted an integral you have to you know do all this fancy Luzon Legendre polynomial stuff it would take forever and so by preloading all the data in a table you're able to very quickly Compute these estimates of the integral And so yeah, the weights on the points themselves We're going to preload them as a table and you may notice that the bounds of integration are from negative one to one. However We can obviously translate any bounds to those bounds just by Adjusting our function, right? So if our bounds are negative 10 to 10 we can adjust we can scale our inputs and scale the function Accordingly to get the bounds to negative one to one to work in this way And so here's how that works basically if you think about it Let's say your bounds are negative 10 to 10 that means your range is 20 whereas the range of this function here this integral here is 2 and so this Expression here that converts your range. So B minus a to the Gaussian quadrature range of 2 Similarly you have that here. So you're scaling both the input that input point as well as the output By that domain change which is easy to do and then this over here that's the shift So the midpoint of one a negative one is zero But the midpoint of a B is just a plus B over two and so you have to shift your Point by that. So basically think about it. This just converts the Gaussian points into your points in your domain and then this converts the range Yeah, the the resultant value back to the size that you want it to be So, yeah, that's how that works and here's some more example more details So here are the points and weights for n equals one to five and so for a single point With evaluating the function at x equals zero with a weight of two that gives you the estimate of your Integral and that would be valid for two a minus one and being one. So that's one, right? This gives you the exact value of a linear integral and Then this would give you a cubic and so on and of course n equals five This this n would give you the ability to estimate with five points and five weights Which are all titulated here a polynomial of order nine Which is way more than you'd ever need because most things in real life far Cubic at the highest in my experience maybe quadratic most of the time cubic sometimes maybe Cortic one million years So, yeah, that's pretty good And so you can see here. Here's a random cubic polynomial 7x cubed whatever the Trapezoid method with two points right the two end points are being evaluated You can see that gives you an absolutely horrible estimate of the area, right? If this is the zero line, this is not even close to the area of the Polynomial integral, right? However, the Gaussian one with two points these two random points at negative root one over three positive root one over three You get those two values of the function Multiply those values each by one in this case add them together you get the exact integral It's pretty powerful stuff, right and so yeah, it's basically a cheat code that you can use to evaluate the integral of polynomials of You know decent order and of course if you wanted to you could extend this list or you could compute these values Formulatively right you can get the if you really wanted to you could get the points and weights for polynomial You know or n equals like a hundred, but I'm not sure why you would but you could do that You could go through and figure out the the weights and the the x i's For any order right if you really wanted to We're not gonna do that though So what is What are our examples today? We have two one for each method. Let's get into it So here you can see those two examples Let's go into the actual code first lib math Integration and so here is the trapezoidal method. So what do I have set up here? So basically? It's a function you pass in an RDI the function pointer. So we're going to pass in Some polynomial or some some other function that you want to evaluate and that function The only thing about that function is it has to take in an input in X and M zero and it returns this output Also in X and M zero so let's see you had y equals X squared as your function that you want to integrate or estimate the integral of You that function has to be set up in a way that it doesn't affect any other registers But X and M zero so you have to push them out to the stack pop them all off afterwards But yeah, it takes in X in X and M zero Squares it and returns that back in X and M zero. That's how that would work But then you also have to pass in in RSI the number of steps So again five steps was a decent estimate But a hundred would have been better, right? And so you pass in the number of steps you want to do number of trapezoids in RSI and then you pass in the bounce So X and M zero is the lower bound and one is the upper bound and that will estimate the area for you No problem How does this work? Well first things first. I push all the registers to the stack that I'm not going to affect I don't want to affect it and then I put them all back at the end down here and then what happens So basically you can see here. We are competing the step size So we're taking the upper and lower bound dividing that by the number of steps You see we convert from a integer to a double with this Instruction here so we divide by that giving our step size and X and M two then we have a running sum that we track X and M four and then we basically call left-hand side we evaluate left-hand side of our trapezoid and then We got with the right-hand side of the trapezoid and then we constantly recompute the area of each trapezoid And then we shift the right-hand side to the left-hand side for the next one and just add up the sums as we're going and so A very simple process. I'm sure you could figure out a similar or perhaps better way to do this So that's that Now what about the quadrature and so in this case? It's in many ways easier because there's less things to do, right? You don't have to do a hundred trapezoids only have to do two function calls right for order to estimate But it's a little bit different in how it works. So in this case same inputs pretty much pass in the Function pointer in RDI the same function has to you know have inputs and outputs in X M zero only Pass in the order in RSI So you want orders order for you pass in four for RSI and then the two bounds in X M zero X M M one and again It returns the area estimate in X M M zero and this works for polynomials But it can also give you a not half bad estimate for other things as well But I would use this exclusively polynomials if you could So again first things first you save the registers to the stack at the end you pop them off back But I will say while I'm down here. I'll show you what's going on. So we have pre-loaded You know before compile time literally in the binary all of the points and weights for orders one two three four and five So they're all saved here as 20 point numbers, right? You can see here's your plus and minus square root of three right here's your weights of one for the order order two estimate The challenging thing is now that although we're not Responsible for computing these values with the whatever we're doing to you know get the formulas to work We do have to you Actually figure out where these are in the table, right? So you you pass in an RSI the order that you want to use for the estimate order three Now you have to figure out where in my table is the order three points and weights How does that work? Well, not too bad But you do have to do some math to figure that out and so that's what this is doing right here It's basically figuring out how many bytes am I offset from? that Points and weights label this address in memory. How far are we from this? Like say I want to do order three polynomial order three estimate I should say how many bytes between this address and this address and this address and this address So can beat those two things and then at the end of that basically you have in rex the Pointer to the start of the weights and then you have in our DX the pointer to the start of the points So yeah, that's how that works then you just loop through evaluate the Polynomial or the function at those points multiply by the weight Compute the running sum here X of m4 and then and you're done right at the end We do have to shift so one thing you have to do though remember is you have to constantly convert back to the The range negative one to one in order to use this and so we can see here. There's some instructions that help you relate the Input X of i's into the function X of i's right convert the balance negative one to one to Your particular bounds X from zero to X from one and so there's some Function handling for that here But yeah, besides that it's pretty straightforward. You literally only have like this is your entire loop right from here to here That does all the the lifting for this algorithm So let's now look at the examples themselves. So Example a chap's way method. Let's just run it. So if I run this You can see that's the function I'm integrating at the top Y is negative 4x cube plus 3x squared plus 1 half x minus 51 and you can see Here are the estimates for the area with a different With a variable number of trapezoids for the estimate and so with one trapezoid We have a horrible estimate. It's the wrong sign completely of 240 and then as you get to higher amount trapezoids We get a better and better estimate and of course you don't have to Go through a loop like this you could start off at 25 you don't have to do one two three four in order However, one advantage to doing it in order like this you can get like kind of a convergence History or you can figure out. Well, hey, I was pretty here's my estimate for all these levels of trapezoids You know one two three four all the way to a hundred But you know we got close enough. I would say at 16 that was close enough for my liking And so from now on we're going to stop at 16 and so there is some benefits to going through and Doing a whole bunch of these with different step sizes, for example, but you don't have to do that So how does this work? Let's look at the code So Includes are very simple All we have is the trapezoid method as well as some printing stuff to see our output So very minimal and here's the function I was talking about before so this function has to take inputs And return outputs in x m zero but not touch any other registers And so here you can see this function just computes that polynomial expression And it puts the value back in x and zero Then how does this work? Well, we just loop through we print out at the beginning the integral itself Then we loop through print out some stuff run the method print out the answer And we do that from you can see r8 of one all the way to r8 of 25 And you can see for the trapezoid method function call We pass in the two bounds x1 zero x1 one put the function pointer and rdi and then the number of trapezoids in rsi So let's change this really quick to a bigger number. Let's do a thousand That's not thousand. That's a hundred And then run this you can see we've now approached negative 260 and that's the exact answer by the way But you can see we were pretty close at 25 But we were not there and actually we're still not there technically speaking, right? And we'll never exactly be there Unless by chance, but probably not for this particular polynomial So we're close, but we're not exactly there Now what about example b this one is the quadrature and remember this is a cubic function So we should be able to get this in I think about two minus one. So order two estimate would be capable of estimating an exact integral for order three polynomial So if I run this You can see the same polynomial for the You know function Order one wrong answer order two right answer three four and five all right answer The exact answer So if you think about this look what we have on the screen here for a thousand trapezoids a thousand Which is the thousand and one function calls best case, right? We're still not right with our estimate But with two function calls for the gaussian quadrature we get the exact answer And now that's true for up to a million you have a million trapezoids You'd still not be the exact answer. You'd be close be very close But with only two function calls you can get the exact answer. Is that not powerful? And this is not like You know, I didn't like put this in there that's literally Just But based off the numbers on the table the points and the weights get the exact Integral of 260 negative there. How's that working the kill? Let's take a look much the same thing It's pretty much just plug-and-play. We just changed the integration method from trapezoids to quadrature Oops, I had to fix that. That's bad documentation there Quadrature Again same polynomial The same printing only difference being is that you're not passing in number trapezoids. You're passing in the order Of the polynomial. We've only encoded the weights and the points up to order Five you could expand that you want to do up to 10 20 30 be my guest Um, but yeah, we only loop from r8 of 1 down to r8 of 5 but If you want to add more be my guest But yeah, so pretty cool if you ask me you're able to Get an exact integral of a polynomial expression with very few function calls Using gaussian quadrature So and by the way, a lot of things in the real world are either polynomials or can be very closely approximated as such And so there's a lot of applications for this if you're in the business of computing integrals, which is a waste of time Let's be honest. Um, but yeah, thanks for watching. Have a great day. See you in the next video