invites. It's just you know Alrighty, well, I hope chat really enjoyed ponald's appearance. I think that went Shockingly well almost suspiciously well That was fantastic. I'm so glad to have had him on. He seems like a really cool dude I gotta be honest. I was like Really scared that it was gonna go bad because When it was me and him and fringy Or no moller was there too One of the first things I said is like man, we've been trying to get you or hoping you'd be on for like the past two years and He kind of said something like oh, I didn't get a message and I was like, oh man. I hope this isn't gonna turn out badly He's super chill very approach. He's just like he's in his video super approachable Seems like a really nice guy Oh, yeah Way better way more approachable and way more down with the you know The meme humor that we have here than I ever would have expected from really any guest not just him in general Yeah, he's very just kind of normalish, but in a good way, you know Um, it seems like a cool dude just like he is in his videos And that's not something that you get a lot of the time sometimes people are basically different in their videos and For better or worse. Oh, yeah, I like the good honest, uh You know I love the fact that he could actually like look at himself and look at his past work say yeah This is not that good and was us just honest about the quality of it and what he wants to do Like compared to like literally anyone else we've ever covered Well, yeah, how often is it that we even people we haven't covered but How often do we see people who just make the same shit for years and they never get better? They never improve they never try to learn new things often refuse to Yeah to our faces refuse to and then he's here like just Trying to make the best of it do better himself. That's amazing Hello, it's good that he knows, you know, it's good to know that our audience is Good to him and that he really appreciates it. That feels great. It's like we've kind of channeled our You know the attention towards him in a really awesome way and that feels great to hear I love that he's like single-handedly like disproved every argument about our audience being Like harassers and bad people by saying just by just coming out and saying like how nice the audience is Which by the way audience, thank you for being so nice to him Yes, thank you. Thank you for not being mean and just just being nice to tonal I wasn't at all surprised. They they are a wholesome bunch, honestly and Do anybody who comes on and says anything even remotely critical about their own work that's been covered by eFab You'll instantly get the love of the audience. It won't even be a question Also, hi am how you doing? I think I came in at a perfect moment, but I don't know that I'm uh, I'm capable of coming on immediately after Tonal yeah We're gearing up. We're rolling them wheels back along that was that was something, you know that That is a section of eFab, but I think the fans will will find to be something of a an amazing moment That's what else to say like the That was something he I don't know that you could have gotten more preferable reaction And and chats about anything. I don't even know. Oh, that was surreal We got we like a dream. Yeah We I'm guessing you were listening in on that then mr. M I I mean, I saw sardar part of it. I didn't you know, um, I didn't get a chance to sit in the whole time But it was really good to I heard him say that he saw the eFab 100 mean Yes That one I'm not expecting at all. No first of all, I've seen that too. It was fantastic Absolutely fantastic. All of the stuff around eFab 100 has been fantastic. Somebody did, uh Some art that I saw on twitter and it was just incredible We're actually yeah, it's it's about time. I we should we check out some art actually Pm using was from some art although.  Oh, uh, that'll be next for us. We're actually Expecting potentially one two more people. Oh whenever they made a meme um Also, hello logic.  I'm wow. Hi logic. It's been so long. My good man. How are you?  Yeah, me too. You tired Oh, that's a good question. You think but not yet. How long have we been doing this? I'm okay I'm doing better than I thought I'd be after we're two just about at the halfway point You're keeping your energy up eating lots of nuts and uh energy drinks. Yes. I am eating lots of nuts I gotta eat nuts love nuts. Yeah gotta gotta get lots and lots of nuts in your mouth Yeah, I've got lots of nuts in my system. Um We got we're at 15 hours rag is I believe so yeah, not too bad We still got another feeling good. We got nine before we beat. No, wait, sorry 14 before we beat e-fat 50 So not quite the go in there for a thing Yeah, I was gonna say I was like, wait a minute Um, yeah, just just What what are you saying?  Anyway, I I won't be on here for too long But yeah, I'll stick around for Little bit here, but I wish you guys luck for your actually managing to not fall asleep Oh, I don't think I could be around here for too long. Did you think we were going to allow you to leave?   I mean true John, how you doing buddy? Welcome back Thank you very much.  I'm just kidding. That's right The um, a lot of people were really happy with the uh, the cameo. Thank you for uh, setting that up for us. It was really cool Uh, hey, no problem. You guys did great.   I just uh, just went ahead and did it for the love of the craft. That's me Yeah, Fringy Would will I think I don't know how long Fringy will be but uh, he'll probably jump in as well and the the other person It's like I just making up australia's story a vision to wanting to spoil But someone else is on the way and I'm sure you'll be happy with such a weird These ones like the 50s and 100s or whatever Such a you'll never know what kind of guests you'll end up with such a jumble Like we got it's all over the place in a good way, of course. Um Of course So I'm gonna I'm gonna throw us we got a couple memes and some artwork, right? So you may not get it, but don't worry. We'll we'll we'll happily explain them.  She's killing every non lesbian in gotham um EFAP EFAP games the mocking j pot part one of is that 1.2 People are asking me to get toad to say 1.2 billion.   Oh, yes, of course. I know exactly what this translation means Um Wait, I shall return Yes I feel like rags and I the only ones that'll definitely get the memes, but I hope other people do Told you I don't think I'll get any of this sam to die. She do Oh, that's great. Welcome on that video that'll never get old j long bone. How you doing? Oh, hi jay. Great We got what a cast we got today and chatting and trying to stay up Also, yeah, you and wolf are gonna have halfy faces, but uh, everyone can see it's okay It's just how it worked out. I'm afraid but um Again, what do we mean about the whole we're trying to get people in people rotated gotta get all these these guests in You guys ever wanted to watch dr. Nor I can just drop out if you want I have no idea about the memes. Oh dude, don't worry I got no commentary here. Just just just laugh. I feel like I feel like I should be offering something Oh, you won't be able to hugely because the there's not a huge amount and I mean, look at this. What do you what do you think this is rags? You'll be able to explain it Let's see It looks like someone's preparing for a post-birth abortion. I have no idea what that is I know I know this would be rags. Do you remember what this is? um Are you an angel?  I do. Yes. I do know what this is. Oh my goodness gracious Yeah, oh man You know, I understand the context so that's enough. Yeah, well I'm gonna increase the size of peepo for that one And uh, yeah, that's at least a five That's a that's a seven on the peepo meter.  That was wonderful. Uh guest appearance. I'm very happy It's just it's just it's just so wonderful. Everyone came together. It's just It's a beautiful experience. Okay, and I don't like I said we peaked, you know, that's that's that's what it is Hopefully hopefully there's more peaks to come Such as this Do you want to feel the snore man? It's just endless snore memes Um, so this is the collection of lesa e-fap memes meeting together. He got The wall street clown the noid my friend alan hot dogla jay's gonna be very upset that hot dog Joe in honey straw man Lesbonius and jay himla. I would say lesbonius and joey and honey are the two that could escape this This meme hell, but uh, yeah, the rest do seem to just float around there, you know meme purgatory Yeah, the lesa e-fap. It's like they're known enough, but not not enough to be really cool But not enough to fade away. So they're just in this room There's poor memes. No one honey was a good joey and honey is a really good one Long man the art ruiner That's us it's going around to ruin an art. Oh look mel's with me.  You know some of these Wakanda forever. Okay. Oh, yeah black panther jay jogger abrams There's a lot of detail if you get in there. Yeah Like the island man's represent gj. Yeah, okay.  Oh logic wouldn't have Hey logic. What's better halloween or christmas? halloween Yes, wow, what did you expect me to say?  Look at me, man I don't believe it Uh Am of you answer this, I don't think so. I have a multiple times. I spend a lot of time in the real world that I just Firmly in the army of christmas. Damn it. Some of us have lives. Wow the halloween is you mean? Yeah Look at those And you see you have on one side you have the halloweenies on the other side you have the christmas chads of the Of sect haven't the fucking christmas christmas The chris sims christ sim oh Well, yeah, we sent her when we can Give to our friends and our families there and there's the holiday cheer There's a spirit of christmas and the peace on earth and the good will towards men Yeah, what he said Oh, this is uh, so this is a thumbnail for um a video We're gonna watch right after we're done with the the mumarumis an animated meme apparently from my last of us two playthrough Um by sceniant I think plague creations worked on it too.  Oh, wow. That's a bait right now. That's awesome We yeah to be seen This is um This is a wonderful piece of artwork just describing the the story of backy and the dawn See like he saw fell in love they're biking together Bike is against child abuse They seem to go to the orphanage and look at that they look after a zebra Do you know of any other way to determine someone is of good heart than looking after a zebra? Kind of awkward because I was just earlier talking about the um the zebra with its stomach falling out We don't need to get back into that.  Oh, that's pretty good. I like that. That's a good one. I like the ears That's a great fan art.  I do not wish to be sad anymore. I wish to be happy. He's no longer crying This is going to be metal's major arc, by the way when he stops crying One of these days, I mean maybe Maybe years from now, whatever someone knew in a call who's not met before like needs to identify. We like the crying pepe This is what he's crying pepe Gonna son you fap 100 aren't we? Wonderful Looking quite spiffy. I may say Are you um, are you like an award? I think so. It's like a trophy. I would be bronzed You can hit people with me. I just realized you have a keyhole on your nose. I do it unlocks the secrets This is me preparing to kill some uh video essays, I suppose Well, maybe helping helping rags protect people from batwoman I can't remember kylo's people What were they called the knights of first order the knights of ren right? Are those the guys with the red armor? Or um, you know what they might as well be there's no way i'm hooking up with the knights of ren That's uh, uh lessia blackbird who makes awesome artwork. Oh wow that is really good Super neat. That looks great. I like that. You get some of the coolest shit, man We've we've mentioned that they haven't seen it yet. It'll be in the recording We don't know what to say to a lot of the artwork. We're just blown away. We're just like this is incredibly amazing So thank you so much like the best it's the best we got. I'm so sorry Yeah, I I really like that. I think that's the run of the one of the really good ones I feel like this one's closer to being a skull with a mask shock See without the flash the suit doesn't fit as well, but you know ultimately flash is overrated. That's what I think Slashes for chris halloween would say chris moids like they're flash. I don't need it Nice lighting on that one. Yeah, it's awesome Um, this is one of our efap promotional 100 images one of the posters you would have seen in your in your cinema sort of thing I I think the real enemy decided here right sorry The enemy is clearly decided for efap 100, right? Oh bob is He's been looming over efap since the beginning. He's just excellent He's you know, and it just it knows so naturally fit You need to see the uh the episode where we read out his quotes versus quotes from nazis. It's really hard to tell the difference I believe that I've heard some Oh, this one has wilford in it Yeah, wilford is the Thanos of our of our story. Mm-hmm we got uh There's a lot of things happening here. We got wet-ass p word. Is that ben Shapiro? Yeah, it is What am I holding up? Is that cookies? I don't know I don't think what is that? Yeah, this is the best holiday is that diabeto in the top right because he's thick. I'm assuming. I don't know And I think yeah, they've even involved people he has been with us for a lot of the streaming fans. Good good boy. Yeah Uh, oh and we looked at the rags and mula one, but they made a wolf one too That's some plushies. Oh, yay. Oh, these are amazing. These are great. Oh my god Election is complete That's really cool. That's really cute. Awesome. And there's the keyhole. Yep You can you can unlock the secrets with your plushy version too What should I find then that has a much darker connotation to it I hope it opens up the face hugger just launches from outside Wow, that's cool too. Oh, this one's great. Yeah, man. I got some rocking tits I got like steam coming out of my eyes Everyone's looking so cool. Christmas came early a bad business deal Yeah, someone crossed e-fap apparently Except for it's like skews you ER smiler, nerd, rotic drinker. It's keel deer. There's metal The pipe man pizza man robot head Drone list Jeremy and we can these are great. This is awesome This is fantastic. And it's kind of cool. Like the characters the people come on e-fap so individual, you know, like This there's nobody gets confused for other people or like if it ever it happens, it's just like Extremely rare. So I mean it's like so many so many crazy characters so many zany characters could easily be a tv show And uh in a similar vein. I love this one too Oh, wow I saw this one on twitter. They're really nice. Yeah No, if this isn't wholesome, I don't know what it is That's everybody. Yeah, this is a pretty full roster. We got Yeah, like a Sargon an armored skeptic are there and they've only been on once You got both the dudes with red and blue eyes next to each other He got your your eyes right too Yeah, I can never remember. Which way did I go? I don't know I'm gonna assume that's wrong I look through the damn things and I still don't know well, I mean What can you just check the avatar? Isle of man shirt You represent in the Isle of Man, it's the important thing Even for tears there little blue iron man. It's like he's trying to get kicked. Hmm This was uh The poster for the for the meme.  It's really good on this Yeah, it looks glorious. Um, and yeah, so for those curious this meme we we have reacted to it and it shall be Released after the reupload of this very stream. So people listening to this on the reupload It'll be the day after listening to this.   Yeah, it's awesome We got spirit wolf air and oh yay. That's great. I love that. Fringy's writing the nor rhino Don He's got the big old wings.  This is the one I was saying absolutely incredible meme You see if this was that that scene from tross, this might have actually redeemed Yeah, we fixed it the file name on this one is just tilt the ship There was what's the name of the guy who who sent this one Yeah, oh, it was um the person who made it doesn't do social media. It was um, okay I got the boyfriend who sent it Um, because sometimes I like to put artist's names before the ones that I say just to make sure but I'll just tilt the ship Um Pippo is so rude in the corner there Hold covering his eyes. We're putting dot p and g at the end of this one. You bet you're I love the Goliath is probably biting that star destroyer down that is awesome Oh, I didn't even think of him doing that. He was so big. I mistook him for like a cloud or a force of nature I thought I thought that he was like barking out a laser that blew up the star destroyer Metal may be crying, but he's crying for victory So, yeah that uh, what what can you say, you know just incredible shit guys, uh, thank you so much This is why This is why all the people of pave hate us. We just stole all the good artists on youtube Captured them and not allowed to leave This is all well and good, but where's the rule 34 on you guys? There is rule 34 of me and rags that predates e-fap unfortunately Time this love All right, so uh, yeah the the the video I was mentioning I've been told it's copyright free so he should be all right Is everybody? Oh, well, I'll just uh repost this a sec. Everyone jump into the watch together So Um, oh just a second. Um, apparently, uh, we're here.  Go ahead This will I doubt contain last was two spoilers though if you are 100 percent uh against that possibility then um Turn away. I suppose but it's it's uh, it's like a minute meme video. So you should be right Is everybody ready to go actually I'll just pull it up and see if Can you see this? Yeah, it's working. Yeah All righty. Okay. Yeah, so I haven't actually seen this yet as well I love that dominoes converted my 20 ounce of pop into a two liter of pop Yay Just like they converted my marinara pasta into a Alfredo pasta truly dominoes from where from dominoes. Yeah any good No, it's not what I wanted so it's already not Oh, no Single thing in my order correct This dream brought to you by dominoes I mean of all things to be sponsored by not bad Right Otherwise All right, here we go. So it's by by cine. Uh, this is a meme. Yes Where's abby?  Why would I tell you anything? Because I can make it quick. Yeah, that's kind of the deal. It's up to you I am not afraid of using Oh, can we go back? I was laughing. I was going to say this is going to take repeat viewings.  Yep. Yep, that's right It's so much worse. Yeah, that's kind of the deal. It's up to you I got a molotov. I am not afraid of using How many people are dead because of him?  Last chance I'm not giving up my friend. All right Molotov time Okay, wait Ellie now you got Oscar again. You hit it once now you gotta be like this is a real move enemy Yeah That is insane what incredible talent there. Yeah the animation is very impressive. Yeah Very impressive like how on board I am with the killing until I'm like, wait a minute Not yet not yet Coloring book there That needs to be a whole series is Mahler playing the grim reaper He picks up one of the dead.  Um Play creations and manga writer manga writer. Uh I believe had a hand in it.  But also, uh, sinny's got a coloring book if you guys want to check it out. Um I have All kinds of monster girl coloring books. So just saying there's gonna be something in there for everybody. Just saying Um, yeah, I'm just gonna just gonna roll it back because I find it amusing. Okay Why would I tell you anything? Because I can make it quick Yeah, that's kind of the deal I got a molotov How many people are dead because of him? Yeah, how many dead people could you last chance? I'm not giving up my friend. All right Molotov time Okay, wait, Ellie now you got to ask her again.  I'm very good.  Thank you very much.  Yes, no one else has allowed good things um So We did Ben Shapiro Um, so that's off the table I'm trying to figure out with our current roster like what what's the best thing to do It's very difficult to figure out. Yeah Could be could be what is does star wars work for this selection? Seem it's kind of like it's like 50 50 here, isn't it? Hmm Something Do you all like have you all seen lord of the rings? Yes, I've never heard of it. Yeah. Yeah, I watched all of them not too long ago. Yeah Oh, Jay Longburn, what Lord of the Rings go?  I had to finish them all. They really are very good very good movies. Yeah Um, there were dragons and the and a man with a pointy hat on a dragon Yeah, how about Six reasons Lord of the Rings is racist from cracked Oh I mean, I'm sure I consider myself an expert in racism. There you go Excellent. Well, we've already got our smear. Let's go Jesus Christ. Oh my god. Okay Is anyone anyone know anything about cracked? I feel I feel out of the loop on this one. They're like a It's what it used to be a magazine and then they turned themselves into a website Then they got involved with that facebook money And they started moving everything over to facebook and now I don't think they exist anymore I actually used to read cracked so Yeah, I like cracked too Yeah All right. Did you say crack?   Yeah, it was that's true. That animation took uh, two weeks I just refused to read it on principle That animation give me I need my alphard in Newman fix So That animation took uh, two weeks to make with plague, uh, coloring the frames and no sleep.  Was it awesome Super good. Super super good. Love it. Yes All right, here goes I think I've seen this video before too So sorry Oh, yeah, I have I remember these two retards Is there like a triangle of predator dots on my forehead or what's you look like you want to talk about lord of the rings What about me right now sitting here doing work tells you that I want to talk about the guy with the channel He made that video about um, how cancel culture isn't real What what is the argument for that?  It's a culture It's not about how it's carried out.   Is that Yeah, we're gonna get logic Which I don't think they would want to use they'd be like, uh, no, no, no, no, no It's a different one different rules You're wearing a shirt you were going with shirts pretty sure he doesn't I can at least according to all the fan art. I'm familiar with even just how these movies are all about religion Yes, I do know the token c.s. Lewis were devout christians who put Is it token? He is very familiar with the source material I see First off, it's Tolkien second.  I'm just saying and three Lord of the Rings does have christian Or Yeah, that christian influence, but it is not based off of christianity or at least it's not about christianity unlike narnia Which is a literal allegory for it Who's that slam? Is he Jesus? Oh, which biblical figure is mr. Thumbness?  Uh the the great three-headed hydra. Is that yeah? That's the bible, right? Well, they they have to go into uh, they have to hide in a Closet was they have no wardrobe. Oh, if it's a wardrobe, it doesn't joke doesn't damn it Excellent It's veiled christian themes in all of their works speaking of I would love to get back to that thing work What work?  I Didn't think you could see that. Wow, that's so funny That's hilarious. Oh, so drawing penises on hot dogs.   It does not even true. But okay, I guess I have to See what they say. That's a weird one. All right That'd be shocked how you'd find hinduism buddhism I don't even know how you'd fit islam in there unless you're going to say oh black people are muslims even though That's not a thing Hey, we saw we saw the one black gondorian in return of the king. Okay This is like the worst humor I've ever heard That's one of the major religions in the world, right? First you got the hobbits there clearly pagan earth worshipers there No, they're not Okay, they're clearly pagan earth worshipers. Let me stop you there. No carry on They get because they live in holes in the ground, you know like pagan earth worshipers Stay who live in holes. Pagans live under the ground, right? They worship their houses is what you're saying. Wearing halloween I mean, that's how they do it You're looking at me like Weird for just letting you know that pagans sprout from the ground from halloween. It's not about where you came from It's about who you are I Was housing a smoke weed every day the finest weed I didn't realize that smoking weed was pagan. I like how they put that clip in there like did you know Do they smoke weed in the film? I need you to see this clip. It's also not literal weed.  It's basically utopia. I'm pretty sure token would love to live in one of those igloos token.  Oh my god Learn how to read Your it's tolkien, right? You pronounce the i tolkien When you're writing a book you're tolkien Yeah And smoke weed every sure but the movies constantly remind us the importance of having a strong will and the hobbits as nice as they are They just don't really have that the only reason frode What the most resilient to the ring don't have strong wills How could you watch the film see what sam does and go?     You're like, hmm Pagan earth worshipers and he just doesn't even begin to qualify it It's kind of understood the hobbiton would be annihilated I mean, they're a naive innocent people whose beliefs are nice and all but they're not the chosen people Frodo gets to go to heaven and they're not the chosen people. What does he mean? Like they're not elves in that sense or like I guess so does he mean these guys The weird one This is starting to sound a lot like church through good works. He regains his divinity the band. No, not the Is that that's a thing in frodo through good works I want to hear what he said. I couldn't hear that It's an all but they're not the chosen people Frodo gets to go to heaven in the end But that's the exception to the rule through good works. He regains his divinity Well, that's not that's not why he goes to the undying plans. He goes there because he was a ring bear That's uh, yeah through his good works. There you go. Totally there you go I mean that's It's not quite the same thing as heaven in the in the christian sense It's I mean that part fits in with the catholicism Does that qualify sam as a ring bearer then? What does it mean to qualify? Well, sam does go he as a ring bear. He does eventually go over there too But it the implication or at least what i'm reading from what he's saying is that the implication is that pretty much No one except for frodo is going to go to the undying lands as though it was like Exclusionary heaven or whatever the hell but it doesn't work the same way I'm not exactly well Read on this because I haven't finished the silmarillion and I only read like the first 50 pages and then stopped Well, um, probably knows more than me, but I know it's not the same According to chat frodo He got a finger off and he can't play the guitar again A lot like church and speaking of the chosen people what about the dwarfs the band no not the Why would I suddenly be talking? No the dwarfs and more of the rings. They're like anti-semitic caricature of the jewish people All right I'm gonna lay this on really thick for you. If you look at a dwarf and you think jew I don't think Is with the dwarfs per se. Yeah, I think you might have some deep-seated That you need to work out with yourself It's a bit of a projected leap for sure. It's all the dwarfs are the chosen people um So I'm actually shocked the elves are going to be the chosen people, right? I'm assuming I assume so The dwarves of the jew, all right Of course because they covet gold and shit, right?  Yep. There you go. They're sacred homeland because their avarice made them dig too deep Like little nazi flashcards at least the ones that managed to survive the mass extra. Um Okay, I gotta I'm gonna share with you a little a little story.  They like golden big noses. It's clear And it's clear that he's reading into that so clearly. I think the stereotype is on this guy No joke. Oh my god. Is he gonna say orcs or black people, please?  We do how it's apparently it's racist Yeah, i'm going right on that. I'm saying cracks. Thanks dwarves or jews. Who knows what they think orcs are extermination of dwarves that happened Sound familiar? You're grasping a little bit. Oh, am I a little bit exterminated? Oh my god It was no it makes sense.  This this isn't a satirical position. They're taking right? I don't know. I don't know. Oh, this is absolutely not I don't know what to make of it because it seems like it would be Like the onion where whatever their headline is or whatever the name of a video is you're meant to interpret it the opposite way, but like No, we're actually making this argument that they're actually making Yes, a hundred percent when they started doing these videos, they were very serious Um, this is actually an argument.  Okay Great the dwarves language that token made up is based on an ancient jewish tongue It's a direct quote from token. I do think of the dwarves like juice Why'd you I would sing token I would love to see the content statement that I do not try the thing is if like there's a whole bunch of quotes that people always take Out of context like wildly out of context I don't know what's the question that led to him answering it and saying it like this, you know Included in the run down there.   He pulled directly from Norse mythology and beowulf At once native and alien in their habitation speaking the languages of the country but with an accent due to their private tongue so He's not saying it in reference to anything other than They are native and alien in their habitations Speaking the languages of the country but with an accent due to their own private tongue. That's all he means You could take you could take that whole sentence and switch jews for amish And it would still be 100 accurate. There's a good chance that he would agree with that Yeah, well, this is what I mean if you just take that part out Then you can make it be about anything Yeah, this doesn't I don't see how this is different from taking any aspect of any culture and using that in some way for a Fantasy world which is done All the time even if we go strictly by what they're saying Like sure, let's assume that the dwarves are allegorical for jews directly The dwarves are portrayed as the good guys in both the hobbit and the lord of the rings. So what exactly is your point? I'd love to know what they think of the goblins in harry potter. Oh, yeah, this is the thing that have a Alien and predator being racist Oh, yeah, I did see that. Um, okay. Yeah, the aliens the aliens represent, uh, black women Yeah Um, somebody somebody in chat said, um Hulkin stated he wanted the dwarves to have a rich history and culture ingrained with them Hence he picked the jews not that they were physically based off of the et cetera To lay the gold No, they like gold. That's it.  That's a reference to a gold member. I call that gold member I love I do think of the dwarves like jews End of quote full context. Okay. Oh, okay.   Yeah because there's obviously there's a money to be made right now in like Turning woke and then, you know, I said just one satirical website now becomes this site where the headlines they published are in complete earnest This is hard to believe for me, but uh I don't know. Yeah, that um, it seems to be on the line.  It doesn't make It doesn't mean he's trying to be satirical or doing parody. It just makes him a liar I can see you have some sort of point there But like what about muslims in hindu's two of the biggest religions on the planet and I don't recall seeing That's a made-up word. You made that word Easterlings dark scan. They write the giant elephants.  They look evil. What is that? What are you saying? They look like soldiers Yeah, see this guy's injecting a whole lot of his own personal biases into this like I like look at there's even a scene in Uh, the two towers where they first meet ferramir where he looks at one of the guys He's killed an arrow and he was like man It's a shame that war brought this guy so far from home just so he could die here like that's really shitty I wish that didn't happen that thing but Okay All right Middle-Easter India they're technologically advanced, but they're in cahoots with the wrong god So they can't be trusted.  It just couldn't found it all the white people Is he literally that's not a real? But that movie's wrong Wow Okay, now I do believe this this video is trying to make it like a definitive point now. This is such a weird video Seriously, they're taking it serious. They were like some of the early woke publication The exchange between those two guys is really awkward because it's written It's like pre-written like as a script to sound conversational In which case, I don't know why they don't just sit down and like not write anything Just hack have an actual conversation and record it But it's like they wrote this out first as if this is supposed to be funny to watch I don't really know Oh my god. Good lord Tokens version of muslims have a bunch of real people saying shad is triggered the shad in chat Um That's a mention that he keeps saying that these guys are muslims. Where Where does it say? Well, they look evil. Did you hear him?  Therefore I wonder if that says something about you not about the film slash books Oh shad is that um, the problem is we're already stacked and this I'll just jump out. No, no, no. This is you got nothing to say anyway No, this is like four of the people.  Don't you try it? I see you trying to escape with this Seriously, a lot of people are still waiting to come in and stuff So like I want to make sure we get we get a decent chunk as many people as we can Um, but don't worry shad This video is awful But their souls are still corrupted. We're the christians then humans. No Wrong the humans are atheists or agnostics Basically, all the people have stopped going to church because when they should hold the people that stop going to church Stop going to church. Why it doesn't save you any time to just say they just don't believe in god Does they stop going to church? Well, that includes theists. What a strange way to describe them Yeah, and please show supporting evidence. Oh, wait, look look at this aragorn opening doors. Isn't that enough for you? Just like atheists open doors I I wonder if perhaps religion wasn't the main Part of the story either the book or the movies and therefore it was not Relevant to the current plot And maybe you're reaching across the planet Mm-hmm. Yeah, I don't like this video No I guess I don't hate it as much as I hated cinema virgins video, but Oh, yeah, I imagine all of you fabulous curious to Hear your thoughts on that video. I don't know should I do that now or should we wait until the video is done I don't I assume now the the mere idea of you giving your thoughts on cinematic Uh, venom's video cinema virgin Really fucked it at the end so that can't be true.  He was not into it. He could tell So what did you think of that video? Tell the people?   So, um, yeah, you know, there's uh I'm maybe a little bit hyperbolic on some things but I gotta say of literally every youtuber I have ever seen in the Decade plus that I've been using this website I have never seen anyone worse than cinema virgin. I would consider The worst the worst by far. I mean it was pretty bad. I will give it.  It's not someone you want to look up to You're also not funny In any respect or intelligent for that matter Couple that with your inability to make a single cogent point with any supporting evidence and your willingness to accuse the entire efap audience of insulting your family that doesn't exist And what? He he uh said that the efap audience was attacking his family.    Uh, all right. There you have it. This is the thing React to that last part if memory serves. Did he actually make a point like a good point rags? Do you remember? The one I'm trying to think if there was a point that he made that was Legitimate or at least could be like understandable like wrong But still, you know, like you like you understand why a lay person would be like, oh, yeah It's a problem. They didn't ride the eagles to Mordor and then you just explain it to him and they are So I don't think explaining anything to him would work I don't think so either screeching in a tree about how much he's Very disturbed by the gays You know, I don't think there's any way we can finish the gays are pretty spooky. Come on I love I love how he's like guys. I'm totally not homophobic.  Oh, that's another thing. There are so many things in that video that didn't make sense. I love how he Tried to quote-unquote call out peter jackson for um Not including like the most irrelevant character in the entire book series that absolutely no one in their right mind to Like actually cares that he wasn't there He didn't even call no not tom bombadil Like not even a character who I even remembered the point of being in the Book like it would make sense if he said tom bombadil the problem is that he's too stupid to make sense So he didn't reference. I don't know. I genuinely don't remember who it was It's like I I can think of like the two people that led pippin through uh I mean it's tirith in the books. They weren't in the movie I didn't think it was a big deal, but I can understand why people would be a little disappointed in that And then he didn't even reference uh tom bombadil. He referenced some other guy. I don't even remember who it was Not howl to your chat Um, so um something horn guy. No, howl to you Erkan brand I think it started with an h but I can't remember I'd have to go back and rewatch the video Uh, but yeah, it was really strange that he would make that argument when like 20 minutes earlier He was like, I do like the books and y'all didn't think they were supposed to be in there. Anyway It sounded like Bernie Sanders Some who call a dwarf Also fix the hole in your wall His favorite characters were blirts the rig wraiths And crema wim tongue.  I You know, I don't have that much against harry potter, but after watching that um that video I know hate harry potter and everything and anyone associated with it Yeah, I can't say I'm the biggest fan of harry potter after that Yeah, it's like I didn't even really have anything that much against it No, I do kept he kept appealing to harry potter. It was really weird It ain't harry potter made something D are you talking about the franchise broadly or just the books the movies? Oh, it's just that he kept bringing them up as like a counterpoint to lord of the rings Like hey, this is what lord of the rings does. Look at how harry potter does it better. It was like, what? What stop Do anything better than lord of the rings I mean, I I don't even know what you would compliment harry potter overlord. It's like he was like harry is a better character than frodo It's like, why are we doing this? Why is there was this?  It didn't even call out why that would be a inconsistent part of the character It's an odd one. You didn't even justify his wrong opinion on anything Well, I he tried to justify the um the the kimly thing. He went through the quote in the scenes and he got it totally wrong But he tried it's one of my favorite things ever. It wasn't a casual thought. It was no. I checked kimly wants them dead Double check to make sure Calling bill bow dildo So Larry is that it is so funny though. Oh, it's it's so it's so creative. He replaced the bees with deez Truly like galaxy brain jokes there I'm pretty sure I would have died of a violent aneurysm in the middle of streaming if I was with you Probably good that I wasn't there Excellent Yeah, I know those are some very Scrambled thoughts. I thought of actually writing something out But then I was like no, I probably shouldn't do that because that would just be like Getting back into like the reason why I left youtube in the first place So, yeah, your video was awful.  Wolf doesn't like when you do that I don't yeah, I don't like you as a person And I'd like to confirm that this was you Taking it easy on him.   I guess you drink it. I guess we continue this lord of the rings video. Yeah, I mean Yeah, we were watching a video pretty racist so far and we're about to find out about the atheist Okay That's when all the magic in miller starts to disappear because all the world man cares about is because we solve the world's problems industry or things you can Touch Through hand No more magic because we want to build buildings. Okay. Well chicken doesn't know dominoes chicken doesn't go with dominoes alfredo chat I need to make that clear That's pretty bad if you can't make alfredo and chicken go together. Well, that's the thing dominoes I don't even know why I bothered order. Well, no, I've ordered from them because I can't order from pizza hut Are they closed down in your area?  Why well first off. No second. Why would I go with chucky cheese because they have father john Chuckie cheese a father johns. Is that near you? Yes I just Father Jonathan the pizza man. I just wanted a pasta That's all I wanted and now how about you pass the pizza over to me I'm having a night You know It started great with tonal than any laugh and it's like all joy was sapped from the world Much like the atheist humans of lord the ring sapped the world of magic by creating buildings once total left Streams magic was sapped because that's how it worked.  Wait, he said only fight when it's absolutely necessary. It's not absolutely necessary for the elves to fight in helms deep They're doing it to help the men What does he mean absolutely necessary by the way like self-defense Yeah, but yeah, because again the helms deep wouldn't count surely The movies when all the other religions of middle earth have to go back and scoop up giant mounds of elephant poop Or trim the beards of giant wooden tree people the elves get to move on to paradise because they were right all along Also, again off the straight up an angel sent down from heaven read the summer early That's about the only accurate thing he said so far Yeah, but angels and divine beings sent as agents of a greater You know being down to earth. That's not exclusive to christianity. I don't even know why I'm roughing a lot of stuff Why is this guy saying that he should read the summer early in when it's clear he Oh, he probably just read that on reddit and Put that in the script. He hasn't read the summer early and I can guarantee it Lies he probably read the wikipedia though or The elves are like buddhist or shintoist because they're a super exclusive group Of warriors who only fight when they have to and they live in a monastery There are a lot of waterfalls seems vaguely buddhist all the elves armor and weaponry looks vaguely japanese And when they vanquish the ultimate evil vaguely japanese It's a nirvana band. No, not the band But why would Tolkien a self-described turbo christian? There's no way he said These two are like the most unfunny people Have they got a chuckle out of anyone yet?  How much of that two liter have you drank so far? Not much You'd better get on that man.  Yeah, I get yeah, I drink some more I already had a Pepsi before Getting this I'm not Thirsty enough to drink two liters of cherry. You don't have to drink it all at once Just hook up an IV That's why I said I'm not drinking all of it Story glorifying eastern religions.  He's like upper management. So he corrects that but he doesn't correct token This is this is pain like I don't know I'm the joke is at the expense if this is a joke then it's done at the expense of Something people really like or is this like a really 40 chess 5d 12 connect for style of saying That this is actually making fun of people who think the lord of the rings is racist because they're trying to make those people seem Really crazy. It was very poorly received. Uh, and there's Shit tons of corrections in the comments. So Whatever they tried to do it didn't work out if this was supposed to be a parody of people They failed because they're not funny or intelligent If this was serious then it failed because they're not funny or intelligent Um The end of me they follow el ron to space What do you know you person with things Ridiculous things coming out of face. I spent the past 12 goddamn hours watching lord of the rings I am the authority here. Oh 12 hours, man. Are you okay? Yeah, I mean sure There's some eye strain and mild Light sensitivity So you're saying the light hurts us.  It hurts the pressure. Stop it Oh my god Okay, getting all right. I'm losing years um Now I know it's not a joke because they're failing pretty hard right here in particular. Yes, this is them trying to be funny I felt the air on my arms rise When he did that Yes, man, like it triggered my gag reflex.  Yeah Wow Well, I'm gonna ask you a personal question. I didn't do it on pip I was Never ever ever for any re well My family had a gun to the head. Okay, that's why I did it. So he's I see because they had a gun on their head All of the guns were at all of their heads aside for that Never um, never show me a cracked video ever again for as long as we our trends. I'll make a note of that myself Can't handle that crack.   John Yeah, okay, can I be your secretary of state?  No, I want to be I want to be the I isn't the secretary of state third in line If two of you were to die in a sudden vehicular accident because of brake failure if something bad happened to you We don't need to answer this question We actually uh, there's this should be better. Okay.  Let's do it. I'm glad we'll see Ow What am I looking at? What is that?  Oh my god. It's it's negatonally Okay He looks ready to review a movie My best plastic cup for this for you I'm Oh, yeah, that is a plastic It kind of remembers me of uh Jared's cup dude, you know with the green liquid We all had that cup that was smooth on top. It was ribbed, you know for most of it on the way We all had one of those cups from just wherever that we they were gathered from vacations and restaurants and gift baskets We all had them in our cupboard. Someone help me out here. What's the problem with his face? Is it his eyes are too big? His eye brows are too bulky or his forehead is too large I think it might just be his he's got a scowly kind of expression He feels like maybe we just caught him at a bad secret. Yeah, he he looks He looks like he wants to hurt me Well, I was gonna say he feels like he's in my personal space no matter how far away I am Yeah, he looks like a not so bad bad guy in a not so good movie Oh my god, he's the henchman bad guy Uh Oh, that would explain why you all went silent for me for a while if it's hopefully it's back up But we were there was incredible comedy there Well, I can save those jokes from this Well, yeah, well all the last thing I heard was we need to do the test and then it was silence Oh Okay, so I'll I'll give the test to you now. Okay, okay So move your body like left and right and watch his eyes follow you no matter what part of the screen you're looking at Oh, yeah, I already agreed with that shit because I mean Yeah, I guess it helps that they're scented so you know, but yes That's the thing it's like, you know those bookmarks that are kind of like 3d But they're not really and if you change it it slightly changes too His face is like that It just changes as you move around and it's really unsettling Hopefully those streams are still yeah, it's intact. Please fix yourself, sir He's got some opinions to drop on those shitty told token films.  I'm willing to hear some arguments. Yeah, I doubt you'll change my mind Uh, look how his voice does not fit his face. So not at all.  That means it's legitimate. Okay, dude He sounds like someone just going through puberty, but he also looks like he's edging toward 50 He looks like that crazy reporter from predator 2 Oh I feel the need to finally I feel the need to finally Time a festivus around us and the festivus.  No, what this proves is that it's shot in black and white like a horror movie in halloween These are your people rags. These are your people This this video is a horror video Just by virtue of the fact that he says festivus. He is automatically distancing himself from the glorious christmas army He's claw. He's clawing his way toward it. He's desperately trying. You can keep those doors closed But he's gonna keep on knocking this guy probably no this guy probably like he like I don't know what holidays he's like I don't know qualms are You guys understand why he's making this video. This is the area of grievances. Let him celebrate festivus. Fucking hell Festivus is an actual word meaning A secular holiday celebrated on december 23rd as an alternative to the pressures and commercialism of the christmas as an alternative to christmas Yeah, that's what I thought but it's not halloween So you guys don't know about christmas. He's in so he's a sister of christmas.  I gotta do festivus This guy is doing festivus.  Yes. Sorry. Someone in the chat said why is I hate lord of the rings and male genitalia a friend Male genitalia Sometimes you can't explain these things That's interesting. Yeah, why does he look like ray william johnson's long lost twin I'm doing me a big confuse right now Oh, hold on because of ray william johnson I don't know the It's just a lot of things A big heckin confuser, you know, you'll know who ray william johnson is He's like that he's like one of the youtubers that Is kind of an embarrassment to everyone else who uses the platform He was one of the first yeah, he was the first big youtuber, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah, he was the first really big three Remember this guy Yeah You know, I can kind of see the resemblance now. I can oh man after after zane left the backstreet boys It was all downhill from there You mean uphill. He had a successful youtube show He looks like a fake person that people make to be yeah, you know Like the the boy band super cool Like if he's like the he's like a shitty version of chip skylark. Wow Oh He looks 15 and 55 at the same time I actually agree with that one. Yeah, of course The hobbit an unexpected journey, which if i'm not mistaken is what one book turned into three movies that are three hours plus a piece All right, so i don't have to load the reins. Okay. No one's like that talking about the dynamics of the ring Oh boy, let me see if I got this straight All right, I would I would like before he be he goes on I would like to propose We take ourselves a guest here in this call. Is this going to this is going to be nine minutes of a One take one shot or will there be cuts and editing in this video?  There's a chance it was edited I'm gonna I'm gonna put my money on. Yes. It was it was it's gonna cut to different bits Yeah, editing though. I do think there's reason to believe this will be one one shot I do think that you could guess that I I'm gonna go with that one. I don't I'm not confident on it. I wouldn't put a lot of money on it But the odds are long. So maybe I'd win right, you know what I mean? So yes one shot It's definitely not gonna be well spoken or articulated I mean it's already not well spoken or I'm just a gentle but the vote's real I'd say it's gonna get like a like a voice synthesizer to make himself sound like he Dude, if it is one shot, imagine thinking you can take down the Lord the Rings trilogy in eight minutes of just rambly Good luck my good man Sauron had the ring and yeah, if I get any names wrong It's because I've seen each of these movies once and don't give a shit Oh, so it's perfect to make a video on excellent great. That's good.  Here's my video with my controversial opinion. No joke I find it very ironic.   Why do you care? To ever see them again All right, so Sauron if I believe I'm correct here has the ring that controls all the other rings and is the most powerful And is very important and with this ring he can conquer the whole middle earth world or wherever we call this place He's so dismissive Point thank you.  He's got a ring of something I guess I mean if he starts the movie out in ancient times with the ring and he's easily defeated by humans What difference does it goddamn make if he gets the ring back?  That's a weird first point. All right Allow me to dismantle this first off the movie makes it explicitly clear That it was the last alliance of men and elves that went to go fight Sauron. That was Not easily done.  It's different in the books, but in the movie He is uh He's cheap.  Sorry Technically. Yeah. Yeah technically right Well, yeah, anyway I can't remember the exact quote off the top of my head, but when Gandalf meets Sauron at orthink Sauron or Sauron says that Sauron Uh, is not like his body is not reformed yet. He needs the ring to Get his power and body back once again It's different in the books, but he's going by the movies because I don't think he's actually intelligent enough to read anything so He's certainly not reading a script. You're just wrong. You're just wrong.  The implication of the criticism as well seems to be that it's like, okay So Sauron did X with the ring and he was stopped.   You know, I don't I don't think It's a bit of a risk, but on a Middle-Earth scale where he's, you know, destroying Several country sides burning and destroying. I think it's worth looking into to say the least Apparently not None shit Then we've got humor in this film That was so perfect Shit Dude this uh He's not like I'm not trying to be too mean here, but you did not get a good voice when you gambled voice wise The genetic lottery was not kind to you Wow Shit Oh I'm also gonna double down on the he did not edit anything into this video I was totally wrong. I I thought this is gonna be overly cut, but it's oh my god. It's horrifying The mistake I made was like it's nine minutes. Surely he's cut it No, I'm doubling down on it Maybe somewhere down the line, but it's definitely he sat down with the intention of saying as much as he could in one In one take. Yeah, maybe like he gets up at one point to like do something, you know, answer the door And then cuts it there. What difference does it goddamn make if he gets the ring back? He gets his body back That's awesome. Why does he think it makes no difference? That's really weird of all the things you could criticize The movie literally says he needs it to get his powers back if he doesn't have his powers he can't really do much, can he? It's very concerning if he gets his power back just saying Yeah, he almost destroyed the world that last time humor in this films Which is limited to the slapstick it's films very sparingly And it's juvenile. I mean it's like, oh you get some hobbits playing around with fireworks That's that's the humor and all of Lord of the Rings all of its play with fireworks.  There's a couple of other jokes. Yeah, you're in there That's your humor for the fellowship film. Wow, that was real funny Wasn't that wasn't that meant more as like character establishment? Yeah, no, really well, I mean most of the jokes are gonna be establishing a sense of place I mean for sure a sense of place, but also a sense of like these are the mischievous ones. Yeah, right And they're having a good time times are good, right? It's right. Right.  No All right No, no one cracks a small at all. In fact, the only time anybody laughs during these movies is When they're not supposed to like smeagol talking to He's talking about fellowship fellowship has tons of people laughing. That was a cut. We were right Cut out the times he drank probably We shouldn't betray froto, that's the thing that everybody laughs at is that Jump cut between the two personas. Was that something people left? That brings me okay. I'm sorry. It pause it pause it. Okay. Okay, mr. Retard, um, please find me one human being on the face of the earth who laughed at smeagol speaking to himself Those are some of the best scenes he's like arguing whether or not he should Help the master or betray him, right?   I don't this is really weird that he picked that also strange the the viability of allowing sarin his ring returned then Slapstick humor then This like it's like what is this structure? What are we doing? We're just we're just running on with anything, huh? Wait, so when he says nobody laughs in these movies Does he mean nobody watching them laughs or does he mean nobody in the movies laughs? Now I'm confused because he's the only at first. He said nobody laughs in these movies And then he's like and the only thing people laugh at Is all I'm talking to himself. Yeah, it's it's really I don't think so nobody laughs at these Yeah, he's picking up I can't tell the humor being juvenile before and now he's saying oh, there's nothing to laugh at Also, I can't tell does he look really concerned? or anxious or Scared here to anybody else a man of a million faces I guess we just to pause them in the middle of a dude. Why don't you get like It's a bad take every time we pause it if every time you pause it's a bad take on his face Okay, first off I said the first one might have been It's been two pauses total that I've seen Not really established in a huge strong trend, but he's in the middle of saying something So I don't I don't know he's I don't know dude Why have all the glasses or cups in your house?   No, no one cracks a small at all. In fact, the only time they fight last during these movies is When they're not supposed to like smeagol talking to himself the precious We shouldn't betray Frodo. That's the thing that everybody laughs at is that jump cut between the two personas That brings me to a whole nother thing.  Yeah, he didn't he didn't Make up something for him. Yeah, they had to make a new like category of award because Andy circus was so good doing that I'm curious what he thinks a good performance is so I can get a kind of comparison to work with Sorry what? So like if if he thinks that Andy circus here is smeagol wasn't that good I'm very curious to see what he thinks a really good performance is so I can get some kind of a Gauge on what his scale is for good acting probably been a bilbo bumble bumble as a smeagol Makes sense. It would be him in the mo cap suit. He would do a much better job Just picturing him doing the scenes like are we crazy? No Well, I'm I feel that I am no you don't I think that actually would have been something to laugh at Motion capture stuff. I mean anybody can do it That's an interesting opinion. All right, then All right, Kratos around it's easy to edit out when you goof It's not That's all acting as long as you're not doing like a live What do you mean? Does he think that movies are filmed live? Yeah, except for the mo cap In real time Being there and doing some voices whoopity-doo. Oh my god. This is real like Jesus christ Yeah Yeah, to every every voice actor out there in the world Super dismissive. Yeah.  You guys emotion The only thing easier than voice acting is mo cap acting. You're like, all right That is certainly an opinion. All right. I would like to see him do this do this acting Yeah, he's acting now. We have to get the precious whoopity-doo Yeah, seriously, um, all right, he plays every role Yeah, hey, mr.  Yeah No kidding. I just got definitely got like some kind of tizm going on I want to watch like Ian mccallan watch this video. I just want to see his face just to be like I think you just laugh the whole time Yeah, you'd be like this is very funny. Like what's the why did you make this?  This is what I mean I'm very confused by the statement. He's like they always get into fights And they're all these the ones that get out like he also said the fights are redundant I don't think he knows what that word means Well in fairness, you know What did the fight in moria achieve nothing really? The balrog wouldn't have done anything. It's fine Redundant gandalf died redundant foramir died redundant second movie.  I'm gonna I'm gonna have to pass on that offer I'm sorry.  Yeah, not a fab, but I just How is it that aragon lego las and gimley survive where random farmers don't explain this to me? I wonder if there's like a skill or something involved No, that would make sense And to make it even worse. They just come running right out the gate And we have these thousands of cgi orcs just fall over out of clumsiness all in the same They should have real thousands of real orcs doing it. I say what are they talking about? Falling out of clumsiness. Does he think that getting an arrow to the face is clumsy? I'm trying to think of what he's but what policy referring to have no idea what his argument is here I've legitimately no idea what he's actually arguing He's talking about the moria fight where the doors open they kind of come in full or because he's it He said the doors open And the orcs fall down from clumsiness. Well, I don't know what the orcs falling down from clumsiness part is But the doors open if he's talking about two towers I'm assuming he means the final charge before gandalf comes to help at elm z Maybe he's mistaken. It was saving private ryan. Oh, of course that can happen And we have these thousands of cgi orcs just fall over out of clumsiness all in the same pattern They're untouchable.   Haldia's died. Yeah, hull deer and rick Give saurin the ring So these heroes actually have some kind of challenge because they seem to be What? So they have a challenge because nothing was challenging in the three movies for our hero.  Well, that'd be more interesting because they never face any challenges unless that happens. It's too easy Frodo almost dies and like multiple times in every movie. No No challenge they just cannot lose a battle they don't can't lose can't lose a battle Except for the entire ending of the first movie. I mean, yeah, it's not They it would be you be hard press to call a lot of the things that happen at lowering strict victories It's like some of it just Get hurt a lot of them are just like several victories at oscilia Like helms deep is literally just like okay. We held out long enough for other people to come save us. Yeah, we didn't die All right.  Oh, yeah outside of sean bean who is obligated to die in every movie Does he don't remember the other people who died?   I knew for the first moment I saw him obligated to die. It's in mclellan.     Well, I'll just use magic problem solved. Why don't you just what are you talking about?  I think that was the light of the sun Wrote it at the same at the right time, right? He did say he writes precisely when he means to so that allow see it's set up and pay off In that case then let's even the the balrog fight.  So He's the shield. He uses his magic to To stop the balrog from hitting him with those Sword. Yeah, which you know the balrog can just swing again.  It's like When he shines the light at the Nazgul to help Faramia soldiers, which by the way, we're torn to shreds at that point. So it's not like it, you know It's not like it's hyper open.  That's what I'm saying You realize whatever deus ex machina comes up.   I think it's pretty reasonable to assume that gendalf cannot teleport else. He would have done it Yeah, probably Walking the whole time or how about whenever you encounter someone's a magic horse king? Yeah I can take you somewhere. How about you ride it the whole way? What is up with this? Just ride a horse in the mordor? I Why didn't we think of that? We're halfway through the arguments. So going good so far Then you have gandalf's fight with this dragon.  I wanted to review all stuff Why didn't the eagles ride the horses into mordor? That's what I want to know This is only slightly more coherent than a jared video. Yeah Wow, I'm talking about these because I didn't read the books. I saw the movies and now I definitely am not reading the books So I believe that good for you, man. Who can't read? Yes Continues fighting the goddamn dragon. Oh, yeah What else is he gonna do on top of a mountain in the snow? Not quite entirely exhausted Defeats the dragon and I believe He falls he falls over dead. What do you mean? He wasn't exhausted. I think he was exhausted. Yeah, that's pretty clear So, um, I was looking at this guy's channel just now He has a video called why youtube sucks thumbs down He doesn't like that the that youtube has dislikes. Oh Oh, I can't imagine why he has a issue with that. Yeah, I can't think of a reason why that would be but um Yeah, gotta think guys. We have to watch some of his stand-up comedy. It's really short and it's at like 915 22% likes Oh my god, wait find like the one and we'll check it out after this He has two channels. He has a channel where he's still uploading now 13 hours ago, dude. I hope this guy reviews till the end of time. He's so good at it Excellent This is important Gandalf the white he transitions from Gandalf the gray into Gandalf the white he essentially dies And the spirit of whatever the hell says oh your quest is not finished. I'm going to give you a second chance Thus making it entirely unimportant if anybody else dies for the rest of these films Because you know, there is a chance they can come back to life Boromir didn't Yeah, no one no one else.  You have to assume that the rules don't quite work the same for humans the uh Gandalf the wizards in general are angels It's not the same for everybody else if they die they die I just like the idea that he's like, yeah borrow me. I could just come right back He doesn't like yeah. Well, he coulda Boromir the white. Yeah, he coulda, but he just didn't because he's Sean Feeney.  It just may very well be You know, I just stop drinking in the middle of your I don't know how to explain it. I like the way he talks.  Well that battle was better the first time I saw it when they were defending that castle Which looks a whole shitload like that one right? Helm's deep in minister.  We mean They're so insanely different in how they're structured Of fortress versus a city. I wonder if there is possibly a difference between them Well, everything's different the factions involve the strategies that are used the stakes. It's just all so different Apparently not it's what you show in film school to be like, yeah, here's a castle assault Here's a castle assault. This is how you do them completely differently So they stay fresh There's worse the structure What's on your lip? He's getting serious now. You guys see the lip is peeling Like it's Oh god, which looks a whole shitload like that one right this guy looks like a less manly bend stiller The structure of these stories does not suit well for a trilogy. Okay after the first movie What if we've done we've started our quest we haven't He's such a weird but like what what are you what are you up to? What is this criticism?  It's just so uh Accomplished. Oh, I don't know destroy the death star So I just want to point out that if two castle assaults are both boring because they're similar Surely attacking two death stars is going to be similarly really boring, right? That's actually pretty creepy I kind of feel like his brain must have been The three of us posted that We all grabbed the exact same point I'm seeing you know like before he as he turns the head it makes the grudge sound like everything goes He reminds me of g-man from half life. Yeah He's like a robot that just like lost power here. We're boosting people. Are you saying that he's a replicant? Can we go back like 10 15 seconds need to see how this became a thing it's so creepy Which looks a whole shitload like that one right? He's pointing To make matters worse the structure of these stories does not suit Let's see if we can see the exact moment where the charge is after the first movie. What have we've done We've started our quest. We haven't accomplished anything like. Oh, I don't know destroy the death star Dude is so terrifying Like the point he's making here is that in a new hope there's a huge battle at the end That's very monumental and important to the story and almond hen Isn't like that So it doesn't count someone in the chat if star wars hollow If star wars had been planned from the start to be a trilogy Do you really think they would have had the main big bad thing blow up and have to make a second one? Just to make the other movies work Like we'd still have Darth Vader Yeah, like they wouldn't they wouldn't have had the first movie end with blowing up the death star I don't think if they had said we're gonna make three movies. We're definitely gonna make three Yeah, I agree. Yeah, it's very worth their three Lord of the Rings books. The fuck's this guy even talking about Here's the thing Three books are pretty apt for like a trilogy of movies.  Well Boromir dying and the the fellowship splintering into those technically three groups are Really really impactful on a personal level whereas the destruction of the death star isn't as personal I mean like it's not like I Like you get the Han and the luke and using the force and the explodey boom booms And it's really really good. I don't mean to undersell it, but I feel like you're just two different things Yeah, I'm to compare them would be really lame because they're just not trying to be the same thing Right Finally They try to make some kind of resolve effort by giving everybody an ending That phase out their way like oh time to roll the credits. Okay. Oh, no, we got another scene Oh, okay, we're fading man. I'm such a fan of this game Well, I guess Boromir But even then they elaborate more on him in the future and his death plays a pivotal role in the way the plot develops going forwards I thought he was doing the multiple ending meme like the Laudering's ends too many times boo Now he's talking about lurtz the coolest character the best character best character. Yeah If only we got more of lurtz to learn more about lurtz. Why was lurtz there? Who was who who did lurtz love? What did lurtz think about while he was in that pod in the ground? Yeah, what does lurtz dream about? I do want to know the answer to that question Oh, no. Oh, okay. We've got another another credit scene here. Okay. Yeah. Okay. That's another ending I don't know how they can get by of this stuff and you think that Peter jacks 20 minutes out of a four and a half hour movie. Yeah, that's too long And the fellowship of the ring movie He's as he skipped to he's talking about the trilogy's ending right like he's talking about Turn of the kings and it's 20 minutes out of a four and a half hour movie I mean really it's a 20 minute ending out of a 11 and a half hour trilogy. Yeah, I would argue that Yeah, and plus it's Yeah, 20 minutes right of a dot just it's barely even a trilogy. It's almost like just one big giant movie Well, they shot it all at once and it's awesome. Yeah, like I mean if you take the credit sequences out You could cut it together into one big giant file and nobody would know the nobody would be the wiser I don't think really Filmmaker he can't control The length of his films. Okay What there are other filmmakers who have made three hour movies like Steven Spielberg James Cameron and then they were able to bounce back and make a two hour film or two and a half or What is this point? Is he trying to argue that shortness is good. Is he saying a long man bad? Is he doing a long man bad? I think so. I think he might be doing a long man bad Whatever, I mean, it's not like everything has to be three hours and I'll tell you what What is what? I'll tell you what Bobby not everything doesn't have to be it to counted the point I just get so pissed at anything that's based off a book becoming a movie because Okay But you never read the books because you can't read Oh Don't tell people he told you that in confidence.  Why are you even here? That's a question. That's a question. I'm asking myself right now. Am I here? What does that have to do with Anything if you like the book, why are you even here? If you like the book, why would you want to see the movie? You've already read the book Yeah, that's a book is like a movie you get to direct in your head I just want to I just want to point out this guy has a patreon He's got one patron giving him two dollars a month. Oh, that's nice of his mom Ha ha ha ha For a two dollar pledge you can get your name You can on a plastic At least that confirms that this is real in our netflix commentary track That's not more than two dollars So at least that confirms this is real because if it were like a parody channel It would probably have more success than this. Like this is definitely real. He he feels this way I dearly hope that that two dollars is his And he's just giving it to himself to try and promote people into thinking that people actually He sends himself the message of what to cover on death He might be he might be dumb enough to have tricked himself into giving himself money He doesn't realize that's what he is doing And then he realized that he bamboozled himself but forgot how to take it back. I don't know You know the story then you're wasting your own time watching this, right? So maybe the movie should be for the people who haven't read the book And this movie is bad. Yeah, I feel like they have to stick to it Just so that you don't get pissed off Well, I don't know how he's informed enough to make this point if he hasn't read the books He wouldn't have any real clue out of what they left out and he's suggesting that that's the reality of it But this is what they all do, you know, they can't adhere fully to the book reader's requests But simultaneously they will panda to them. You're like, what? Insightful. Yeah, I mean, what do you do with that? Nothing.  I was gonna say that's a lot of effort, dude I'll do it. Please give me your address. I'll come to your house right now You see the thing is it's like, I don't think that's worth it because this guy seems This guy seems like he could like blow a blood vessel after getting mildly irritated by almost anything So I think he might like accidentally kill himself by thinking too hard People think it's LB.      Yes, but whether it's good or not. It's a completely different question Is this real? Or is this just fantasy, you know I earlier I was gonna joke that this seems like the kind of guy who only has an attention span Long enough to last through the fast and the furious movies, but the resident evil movies are a pretty close second Yeah, everyone knows like, you know lord of the rings resident evil This is one of those ones where even the super subjective crowd are gonna be like, okay. No stop sit down That's enough like I know I said opinions can't be wrong, but like there's we gotta put a line somewhere We're not animals. Okay. Is this his last upload?  I'm gonna take a look god I can't wait to see how I'm excited. I'm excited too. It's gonna be great. They're very poorly received, so No, you just don't understand comedy Oh Yeah, I did because When I first saw the resident evil films I thought well, this is nothing like resident evil the game This this really blows why was it like the books from the game and then it kind of dawned on me that You don't want to use the characters from the game Because then you know what's going to happen. They do they have they have they do have characters in the game They have chris wesker and everything. Yeah, but he said you don't want to use them because you'll know what happens So it's like not necessarily why would you have to copy the story one to one if you're copying that you could have Well, I want to see a live action chris roe field bunch of boulder That's actually what they do in resident evil movies. They take the characters from the games They give them completely different plot lines. So he's just wrong Okay, did you see the one where they bring in the african executioner from the shanty town from resident evil 5 But it's like an urban environment.    Big point so let me I'm gonna make a light suggestion Maybe fantasy isn't your genre I have a light suggestion don't sit next to the window like that where the blinds are closed and it makes that weird glow But they don't have magic now do they? What is this? I I don't know if this is parody or not, but I think that after we watch his stand up will know Yes Oh apparently Anna knows who this is Oh You are gonna come and kill me Okay, well, um, you know, we established we don't want to put that much effort Oh good lord, you can't even know I was wrong somebody did take credit for that. Oh, no The musical I was horribly horribly wrong All right, well, it's here we go. So yeah He wasn't that funny Ouch, it's not the same guy.   This isn't getting more laughs than him so far. Not a good sign This is more embarrassing than the Arthur Fleck stand up and choker And he couldn't even speak So a few years ago I was a movie critic and I had these Tickets for advanced screening of the amazing spider-man And this is in derby small theater spider-man Not a whole lot else to do around town free tickets It's gonna be pretty crowded. So I show about an hour and a half early And I'm looking for a good seat and I find good seat in the middle and next to me are two girls and they're done Oh, no, get him out of there Hey, this would be a great time to do a case study. See if it's And to have a spider-man removed already. You know in 10 years. Uh, do they know of toby maguire? I mean like who doesn't already know spider-man's origin story. I mean you guys have to say it with me peter parker Is from the planet krypton So i'm talking to him. Hey, you know about this I gotta pause No, I was the cringe. I was I was stunned.  Okay. This is this is gold Yes, say it with me peter parker is from krypton See he mixed up see here the joke is that peter parker isn't from krypton. That's superman. That's a different superhero Oh, he's he's he's mixing them up Because you expect that that one would know it very well, but in truth one does not know it very well Exactly You know, that's all good and they got up left. There's like musical Nobody wants to sit behind shack, right? So This is going down Now we're into the movie Spider-man is fighting the lizard on the bridge and I have to tap on my shoulder And I hear You need to come outside now And I'm like, okay. Uh, let's see what this is about And I was kind of hopeful actually because this was actually on july 3rd 2012 this was one day before A second And I thought oh, maybe I'm not talking about that. Make it work I had a thought to myself I was like, I'm listening to make sure I follow the events and then my brain was like why though Like because I got to see how the SWAT team is involved.  I think I already know how this ends. Pretty sure he talked to a couple underage girls. Don't ruin it. Don't ruin it. Don't ruin it. Don't ruin it This is exciting and come on geez I'm walking over to uh, the hallway thinking, okay, this is kind of weighted I guess And that's what I was talking about The hallway was about 15 feet from the door One of the cups says this is painted more of a mother's way So, uh, there's a complaint that you're trying to abduct two young girls And I was like, you know, what an absurd situation. How does this conclude? I can't be creepy. I'm a movie critic I'm white. Uh, how am I supposed to know you're not supposed to say stuff like that? Wow Okay, like here's the thing.  Oh, yeah, white people's jokes are great. I can do those.  I thought there's a That was the end of the story. That was the end of the was that a just a that was like a one line of bonus at the end They're the dying one That wasn't connected. I'm not connected. Yeah, right. Well, was that just him being like, okay, that didn't work. Who wants to die? I guess me You can come and kill me if you want to And look how he said, uh, I used to be a movie critic now. He's He failed at that now.  I feel bad for him really.  Don't knock it till you try it, right?  I gotta get rid of my child porn. You're like, um I'm I'm gonna have to tell you buddy.  Are we doing it? I guess I is he act is he Yep, I mean before it was just he talked to two girls in a movie theater and asked them a question about spider-man That doesn't really suddenly child porn.  That's what yeah, okay. All right That was possibly the worst joke I've ever heard in my entire life Yeah, and it's clear. He's not good. He uploaded it himself. He he uploaded this. Yep Even worse Who's filming this? People Is he removing already just set up a tripod in the back? Well, I thought I saw the camera moving at the beginning of the video It's hand. I might have bumped it Yeah, he might have done that. That's true Oh, that's it. Oh, no, no, no somebody's somebody's holding the camera Pity look pity clap.   That's the big zinger But zinger I'll see y'all later. Check me out. I got my twitter at kitty didler 912 Oh, wow Buddy you gotta you gotta figure out what your strengths are in life because Your fail is not talking No Uh, so having watched this Um, you can now tell that his video was fully sincere. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Now. I know why lord of the ring sucks You're right Because I was thinking maybe this is I I I assumed from the ratio five up and 30 down Uh, that there would be like, uh, I difference It would be the same I I had a suspicion that it would be the same thing just in video format I can't believe it, but Arthur flex stand up was legitimately better than that. Yeah Now you're right. I was joking at first, but Wow that is horrendous That's the worst stand up I've ever seen that's that's a thing I think I'm really easy to make laugh, right? I think that I'm Find the humor in these things and I can laugh really easily. I love stand up. I watch I watch bad stand up I don't watch any humor or anything, but I like I watch bad stand up because I I'm it's fine. This was Painful it was hard to watch.  I think I think Stephen Hawking had better stand-ups than that Right Dude, he couldn't even stand up. So I don't even I'm this I'm the same. I like watching amateur comedians. I like watching people bomb. I've seen people bomb this I've never seen anything like that though Yeah, this was like drone strike into an afghan wedding bomb Yeah, I I'm very curious about his video about why youtube sucks because of dislikes I mean, no You're not you're not curious. You think you know exactly why I'm just gonna read the transcript I'm just reading the autotranscript. That's what I'm gonna do Autotranscripts because I don't want to listen to his fucking. Yeah, I don't want to I don't want to hear it now.  So you don't even find it in search results forever Man, yeah, that that um, yeah Oh god, I'm sorry. Someone the only comment on that video Was uh, was this the only one? That comment is more funny than the stand-up congratulations Look, he couldn't hack it as a movie reviewer He couldn't quite get it as a stand-up like let's see what else is next You know what what's next in the will of this guy? I'm I'm sure it'll work out third time's a charm He got free movie tickets out of that Yeah He gave him free movie tickets and he used it to hit all under range girls No, we just asked him if they knew about spiderman was from krypton because that's that's gold Hey, you girls want to come and sling a web with me? So this this has been floating around for a while it's called in defense of bad movies from the devil's advocate Oh boy, so I'm interested we all we all here have seen movies, right? Oh, yeah, hands up hands up. There you go. Lots of you good Yeah, let's let's let's check it out Hello ladies news tailor and I No What are you? Rubber duckies on this guy got a little duck tie. How adorable To compare I would super wear that myself the just a tie Just like nothing else. So you'd be naked except for the tie. Yes I mean, we can you know we'll talk in private This guy reminds me of a dude I used to work with Oh, no, he was uh, he was 46 and hadn't had sex because he said he was waiting saving himself until after marriage He looks exactly the same Same dude, he's wanting to make this video At the last Jedi the line of star wars videos and certainly not the first of its kind either To be quite honest considering this is being filmed at the same time as that one I'm not too sure what the audience reaction is going to be But I do know that a wide variety of people have claimed that star wars episode eight was a bad movie While I disagree wholeheartedly.  What exactly is a bad movie It's one of those things that I think means something different for everyone For some it'll be a plot that doesn't make sense Others there will be issues with pacing or the acting or the CGI Whatever the case may be there isn't a hundred percent consensus. It's all subjective Because of that. No, it's not all subjective. Well Hey, listen to his argument for why god mostly opinion Maybe the movie in question isn't bad. Maybe it's just that you personally don't like it Oh in the last Jedi's example Last Jedi's great No, that's what I think anyways And that's why I can look at so-called bad films like Jurassic park three or batman and robin and still see some good within them Then that's different. That's different saying a film is bad doesn't mean that it's 100 failure on every conceivable level Also, how can you say that like there's no such thing as a bad movie and then say I can still see good and bad You know wait, but wait, so there are good and bad elements How does that work? I'm confused. There's no such thing as good and bad, you know, it's all opinion But then also you can see good in the bad Like why? Films like catwoman Or the room Movies that no matter what place at the room. The room is the best of those things. Yeah, that's the best Yeah, you need to appreciate cinema. Okay Not good films. They're the kind of movies that are practically I thought it was all subjective But here's the thing Defending the undefendable is my job at least on this channel and today I'm gonna generalize a bit and explain What is so good about bad flicks? Sweet They're bad. What is this? What's happening? Wow Your shirt's too short Someone in the chat said he's uh wearing all the clothes he owns I mean The fact that his intro is different here, but same clothes does imply like Okay, it might it might just Maybe I'm insane. What's wrong with the look of his hand. Why does it look like clay because of the green screen? Cut out. I can't get between the fingers quite right. Yeah, it's all fucky I'm with his ducky You think that I I can believe it because there's no way they would let this person into an actual courtroom Unless he was Oh, look, he's not being honest Well, the devil's advocate is trying to steal man a position. No, it just means you lie Okay I want you guys to join me as I hop aboard a little something called the wayback machine That's right. It's time to delve a little deeper into my own past It was the year 2000 And something during those marvelous personality shaping 10 Who knows High school years that we'd all love to been drink into forgetfulness During most of my english classes. You were not old enough to drink in 2000 You were a naughty man He did say 2000 and something so it could be 2017. Oh, yeah, yeah yesterday when I reached the legal age English classes classes I can look back at now and wish I paid he looks like a really shitty southpaw Yeah China Help him out. What did you do? He's like if you removed this is northpaw This is northpaw No, he looks like a normally mark after dark I feel like northpaw would look like a very manly viking this guy's like Southwest paw Mouthpaw Mouthpaw Okay, well now we have Mouthpaw Like you put his paw on his mouth I'm sorry, I'm okay. No, it's all good. It's the only last we've had in a while after that last stand-up. So Oh Good mouthpaw. I like it More attention to there were several times when book reports and oral presentations were due I do believe I've mentioned this before but I've never felt overly comfortable doing public speaking Sounds strange given what I do here, but this isn't public speaking. You're in an empty room.   What was the point of that? He has helped making that. I don't know Is he doesn't need help making this the camera doesn't even move Hmm, that's weird Strange Just go into the movie Imagine being the lucky man behind that camera Holy shit, I need to show you guys this So his last video was uploaded two and a half years ago And you got it. Yeah, you got to see how much he's changed. Is he fatter? No No, no, look at him.   I scrolled through the rest of the video. These are the only two dudes in this video I don't think so The uh, but he just talked about the last Jedi. This is a most what three years ago compared to What happened crap? I don't think he can be these people I don't I mean, I can look at some other videos to see if maybe these are a couple friends But that was the last video he uploaded if he like sell his channel to somebody Oh my god. No, these are just every single video you look through them. It's just these two dudes But they're not this guy Wait, is he the beardy baldy? I if I had to guess it would it would be that guy, I guess but like the big head color is wrong You have to ask. Oh my god. No, I have I have definitive proof now I have to he's wearing Okay, here we go this uh It's a big straight talk. This is Okay, there is only one person in the world who would wear this tie It's him The fact that we couldn't figure out which one of those two that guy morphed into Is telling in and of its own I don't understand how this happened. I don't understand. He lost the color in his beard All of his hair. He's aged 10 years. It's been a while. Are you sure? Well, hold up. Hold up. What if he had like cancer or something? Yeah, but you're right. It is like one year. I'm looking through the feed. He has he has The the the face and the look and the get up that we're looking at and then What does he have a go find the chemotherapy treatment or something? He went chad Well chemotherapy wouldn't let him keep his beard That's true. I don't I don't know how I don't I'm trying to come up with multiple explanations as to how this happened bro Um, I what is what is the is it actually one year because I just I don't know that I believe this the seems to Trippy the same person. Maybe these are re uploads like maybe yeah, that could be it Yeah, yeah, because it's weird because there it's like it alternates between like young looking him and old looking him And the the reason why i'm convinced it's him is because like why would there be two dudes wearing the same tie No, it's literally like a young him on april 25th and old him on may 4th Maybe they I was gonna say maybe the tie is like a chattel thing. They all wear the tie All right, so right so his name is chris. So do they have like a blurb thing at the bottom that says their names on it I don't believe it Well in the comments on the old him video wait wait in the comments. It says good introduction bd We will miss chris We will miss chris Why isn't there a different color? lighting's different Why didn't chris leave chris left left and then he left them the tie And they a little something to remember me by my duck tie. Yeah I was flipping back and forth between young young him and old him And I still honestly thought he was the same guy And then it turned out no, he's a full on different guy He's called another one out of the two look you scared everyone for a moment there. Yeah, I just noticed his ears are different It's just yeah It's just strange because they got like the same facial hair and they wear the same tie. It's like He was convincing for a moment like episode of the outer limits Okay, okay I'm actually like relieved. Good thing christen to method himself like You're okay chris. Keep keep reviewing movies chris. You'll be all right Well, they the channel's been dead for two years. I don't think he's you'll be all right. You'll be all right Oh, no, how far we've gone. I feel it. I feel it in my bones Now We're the same bloody thing. What do you think identical means?  What just happened One of one dude and his camera with words that I've written and read through at least one time first not a crowd Worst of times were when the orals and the book reports were the same bloody thing What do you think identical means? I dent same equal person same person Me I love to read that was directly after we were discussing if he was the same person Yeah, I know it's kind of creepy. I knew that creepy Explain to a class of people who couldn't care less about something that I did in fact care about Well, that was difficult to say the least As in most things in life, there were times when I did better than others Either the material wasn't clicking as easily with me or other times where I just flat out Do anything actually a lot of times it was just the lazy part Here's the kicker they both took approximately the same amount of effort I'm not kidding the reports that were great and the reports that were just done out of necessity It still took the same amount of time. I see where he's going with this Good good movies and bad movies. They take they take a lot of effort Yeah, we already knew that I I think the the question is interesting like because there's different ways of measuring what's bad Like there's plenty of movies that are bad that I would watch it doesn't necessarily mean unwatchable But this guy does seem to be definitely going down that everything is subjective route And I don't like his his mission statement Or just saying he defending the indefensible just because it's indefensible like Hopefully you would think there's something he finds about it that's redeeming at the very least And he's not just doing it because like Yeah, he's digging up bad stuff and trying to redeem it. Yeah with the whole Simultaneously says I look for the good in the bad, but then also it's like haha. I'm gonna lie. You're like, okay I'm getting But um, the probably gets me is just like, you know, you have to appreciate The effort goes into stuff that ends up being bad. You have to appreciate that still. It's like that's usually like a given I'm afraid Yeah Takes effort to make a lot of stuff The same resources and that is my first point Bad movies take just as much time and effort as good movies to make you were very on point there You read it very well I mean, but he's still wrong because Fucking movies that go like hyper in detail. I'm thinking like It looked like alien or aliens getting the sets Um, to like meticulously be in detail. Well, I imagine the room was more Let us go to the shop.  Like didn't he put like loads of money into it? I don't know.  So I have an odd feeling that the room took a lot more emotional effort on the part of everyone who had to work with tommy Then then like save I don't know lord of the rings took For the actors You keep using the horde I don't think it means what you think it means what act in fact There are plenty of times where bad movies are actually more heartfelt and sincere than better ones That I don't want to do with that. I think I want some examples for that one because neil green So someone's like desperately trying to make a good thing then fails miserably and then some guy who casually poops out something great I guess is the comparison there, but again Doesn't really matter if we're trying to be Objective about the piece It's like it's not how much effort the person put in or how much heart the person put in But that usually shows in a lot of work. Anyway, how much heart people put in I'll give you an example Let's take a look at the phase two marvel cinematic universe movies There's a good chunk of the audience that i'm sure has seen them all probably multiple times myself included Now some of those movies were really well put together like captain america winter soldier and guardians of the galaxy Hell winter soldier is still probably my favorite flick of the mcu. Okay. Okay. I'm on board Then you had movies like thord dark world and ant man Movies that did very little with their own existence and to me Always felt more like necessities to further move along the greater plot of the universe Rather than focusing on being a good movie on its own Thor 2 and ant man didn't take risks I have trouble remembering most of Thor 2 since it really didn't do anything Yeah, most people have that problem. Most people don't even know if they've seen it. Wait, there was a Thor 2 I legitimately can't remember. Oh, that's where I left the lasagna It's kind of worth studying like people really can't remember Thor 2 Loads of people. She's like, what was that? It's like elves or something.   So I don't I see this as a plus for the ant man Movie not a my god stop reminding us of the event. I don't even know. What's the it's a universe. What's the problem? I That line actually made sense. Yeah, what reminds me of deadpool. I meant three. They're just hanging out in the mansion No, what else is there?    And like I think they casually mention him. They're like, are we sure we can trust him?  Like after everything this happened really?  They serve their purpose, but they weren't bad And I would actually say they don't justify their own do anything with their own existence. What is like? What do you mean? I serve their purpose. What is this qualification? That's weird. I don't understand What is bad? Do you say that man's purpose was to introduce a man who is an ant? And he says and he acknowledges the existence of the avengers so that later He can interact with the avengers in a future film It could have really just been like a small card. They could have just held it up Hello audience just before the real movie starts We would like to inform you there is a man who dresses as an ant He can he can chain significantly inside. He dresses as an ant Thank you Thank you I just want to point out something that the chat pointed out Which is that this man is dangerously close to making the white supremacist symbol and that it's very triggering Yes. Oh boy. Also. I didn't even spot this meme dominoes We'll get your pasta wrong That's worse than being a bad movie because at the end of the day they weren't memorable What does it mean to be bad? I don't remember was memorable What does it mean to be bad? Tell me the answers sir. Then you take a look at bird demic or the room Movies that are absolute gutter trash. Have you ever tried to watch either of those movies on your own? It's a night. Yes The room is not a nightmare but No, the room is perfectly fine to get through and I watched bird demic and I was like you're trying to be bad Bird demic is genuinely difficult to get through. I had to like Bird demic seems very insincere as a bad movie like it's too bad. They they knew how bad it was like come on You know, I know I know people complain. I think there was a bird demic too and people complain Oh, well, they tried to make that into a bad movie. Well, what was the first one? Come on. Let's let's be real I think isn't the second one a little bit more like The first one might have been partially an accident. The second one's like all on purpose trying to be bad Yeah, I just think the first one was too. I mean it seems Sharknado five trying to be bad There needs to be a certain level of quality to make me suspend my disbelief That they're not just trying to be bad Like the room I'm like, yeah, no that I don't think he was trying to make a bad movie Like the first bird demic is so bad that not even a high schooler would make such a terrible film Yeah, the lack of self-awareness you would need. I just don't buy it There's absolutely no conceivable way that none of the actors just knew that that was horrible Like to be fair the actors in the room mostly probably knew it was horrible. Well, yeah, but this is like a new level of horrible Yeah, yeah, no, it's totally it's different I mentioned last week how as long as there's a reaction That's a sign you either succeeded or you succeeded at finding something that didn't work the just existing marble movies At what point does the word succeed lose value? Yeah Hmm as long as you got a reaction that isn't I fell asleep you won Unmemorable, but some of those terrible movies just stick out at you And have you seen the people who have worked on them? I did not hit her. It's not true.  Yeah, uh, I don't know how much time how long it takes as well It's just that they weren't very talented. That's all I'm sorry Did not hit her. I did not Oh, hi mark guys like it was a case like there was quite a few actors in the room that were like Desperate for any kind of work to put on a resume to actually get into Hollywood and that's part of the reason why they stayed Principal photography was four months on the room Four months So that is absolutely not just shit out right there If we put together a couple thousand dollars and spent four months we could have something Way better So vain We wouldn't even have to be in the same room Like we we we could just do this just talk on discord and make a better movie in four months Six million dollars and four months I I know a bunch of actors through my uh film program that I took and a lot of them are are old like You know 40s some 50s some of them and they they're still doing like student films and they'll grab a hold of They'll do anything that they get a hold of like they'll just like send me the script. Yep I'll do it. They don't they don't even care like whether it's good or bad. They're just looking for exposure of any kind Does that actually help though or does it or does it really hurt? Well, I think you can you can have a good actor doing really bad material and someone will like see the potential there And you know potentially cast them in a good film afterwards. I think that's why I elevate the material type of thing Yeah, if they they try their best.  Yeah In some respects. Thank god because that dude just freaks me out But on the other hand they are so passionate about what they're doing They don't think that they're making bad movies They're putting every effort and resource in their heart and souls into creating the absolute best thing that they can Which means what why what are you saying? Hmm I don't like that. He's throwing he's already declared. There's no good or bad And then he's like they don't think they're making bad movies. It's like you saying it's possible to do that I don't understand and yeah, did they failed? Did they really? Yes, that's a definitely yes We're still able to talk about it to this day. Is that a failure? Yes What else is this a failure at the original goal put it that way Yeah, they might have worked out. Well, I mean troll too, you know, they have a fan following But like the reason it worked out is because they failed But as far as the original goal massive total failure massive total Maybe it's not that cinematic masterpiece that they were trying for but there's just some Indefinable inepible thing about truly bad movies that keep us going back to them. It's that they're funny It's not really funny. Yeah. Yeah, it's not hard It's not some kind of crazy thing that none of us can grasp one thing that I think personally a lot of people need I think everyone on the planet has that one dream, but not everyone tries to accomplish it Maybe it's a book. They want a writer. Maybe it's being an actor or an astronaut Oh this video is someone's dream that died so Oh One dream gives them hope gives them strength. It's what makes their eyes light up whenever they talk about it It's what makes these terrible flicks so memorable because deep down the people involved were putting their all into it Not just checking things off on a list of things that needed to be put into a movie It's why so many rom-coms just fall flat with me because you swap out the names and they're all pretty much identical There's that word again. It's why a long for television shows and help every form event. Yeah, I didn't think I'd say this by like Leave rom-coms alone. They have differences How could you say that so mean? Entertainment why I searched for things that try something new and different something. I haven't seen before Yes, a lot of bad movies are the cinematic equivalent of a train wreck. It just what do you mean by that though? What did they because he doesn't see he keeps talking about like different levels of I'm assuming he's gonna get him for filmmaking. Um, and then start to get like specifics He mentioned plot holes really early on and then he mentioned like some other aspects Hey What i'm gathering from this video as a whole is like, hey, there's some fun to be had in bad movies I'd be like, yeah Less we do what we do like them for that Doesn't really make them good movies though, does it? No, yeah, that's the that's the thing for sure People in the chat are calling him duck timon Duck timon Serves you on a personal level and yet you can't look away But to those involved that could very well have been the greatest achievement of their lives And finally there is one other special something about bad movies that separates them from others All right, the fan base All right All right movie cut All right then The sense of community See the room on the surface is a terrible movie and I hate to keep bringing it up But it's also probably the greatest terrible movie and because of that it's still being shown all the time There are traditions in place. I'm not even sure he knows all point. He's making anymore Yeah, I'm I'm kind of that I don't have I don't feel like I have a lot to comment on here.  You just point out what we like about bad movies It's like, yeah a sense of enjoying it together for its badness But what about the ones that aren't enjoyable for their badness?  The movie tours all year long Sometimes followed by Q&As with the actors themselves Meaning what what have you? What is it? Oh, what's your point? I will always remember the first time I watched this movie. I was with my roommates I don't use that as an excuse to point out a pun Although I did just now I had to ask them to pause the movie about a dozen times because I literally couldn't breathe from laughter at points They were pointing things out to me that had I ever tried to watch this movie alone. I never would have noticed All right, what does that mean? Like the room apparently Meaning this review the way does that take you it's like right then there are things in this movie that I hadn't laughed at prior to Having someone show me them. You're like, okay Yeah, yeah, really that's my response so far to a lot of the things he's saying is just Okay, I just want him to take us somewhere else. He keeps presenting these things and then leaving them alone You like do something with that. Where is it going? What is it for? If we ever watch good movies together and we do all the time Then we have a good time But the bad movies Those are instances that I will cherish because we all suffered together You're not helping a point You said you suffered Oh despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary I do hope I managed to shed sunlight into the goodness you did nothing movies You did that was you done nothing because that's what we all knew about bad movies. That's like the whole appeal I somehow remember more of the last guy's video And I remember of anything that's happened. Do we just do we just watch a video without even knowing what the hell happened? I I'm a little Cant a single thing he said I think I remember more of our like trying to figure out if he like got fucked up on meth and died Oh Yes mouthpaw excellent If he's saying like bad movies have their place in life like I have no problem with that like I'm glad they're around If he's trying to say that bad movies are actually good and you're wrong Then uh, obviously that's uh, we watched this video and we don't know what he was saying Well, he started off saying that everything is subjective, but he's been talking about Like a room as an objectively bad movie. Basically. I mean I'm very confused by it. I'm really hard to follow I remember the beat of the music in the background more than I remember anything he said There was a passion that is clearly visible in every misguided effort or the memories you create while watching them Bad movies can at times be so much more spectacular than good ones That was his point I guess no one was going to disagree with that I'm going to take him his word that that is his point Thor the dark world is my favorite avengers movie because it's so much more spectacular There are some films. They're just so bad that they're more enjoyable than a good movie How about that? I bet you didn't know that good stuff. Thanks for watching 10 minutes. Put an ad in the middle There's this guy is super naturally forgettable Junkies Wait, who is it talking about Jurassic world although it could have been max landis Wait, max landis what? Jurassic world he mentioned. I'm I'm peaked spectacular than good ones There's a quote from one of the screen junkies dan murl. I think Talking about Jurassic world, although it could have been max landis He said that it is better for a movie to fail spectacularly than for it to just exist You forget things that yeah, but people will talk about it That's pretty much probably what they're getting for it'd be nice to know the context of what they were saying like Nah, never mind just exist, but you remember the truly great and the truly terrible As always don't forget to hit that subscribe.  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We read all of our comments because we get four of them and it takes just a minute Excellent They're just a waste of time by all means let your own views clash with my own So that I may proceed to prove you wrong Oh Left youtube two years ago for now in the case of bad movies Oh my god the defense rests Oh, I'm glad this thing died He needs a fedora too.   Yeah, we did it. Uh Who what's next? Oh On this adventure who who knows though In defense of arguments. Why is that a video?  Yeah, my head's starting to hurt. I understand after that last video. I can't believe it What in the world could have caused that? My head's been hurting for the past two hours. Mm-hmm. Um, but you know that that's I mean I expected that coming in. That's why I tried to jump out right away. I said, yeah, we called you I think you can escape Cool um Yeah, thank uh, thank you for coming of course and um, I don't know if we'll see you again before we close out I don't even know how long rags and I have left but The trucking shall continue on As supposed to and uh, thank you. Thank you for coming as well We go for having me See Bye-bye Oh my god After that cracked video I got recommended another cracked video called how avatar will actually be remembered throughout history Oh The problem is that I kind of forgot avatar 10 years ago after I first watched The last airbender or the blue people the blue people. Oh my god Also, hello everyone. Oh, oh my god. Hello. Hello. Who is it?  Oh, oh, it's oh Yeah, I'm used to it. It's okay Oh It's the way of showing their appreciation for me Hi I'm capturing a footage of metal gear solid because I'm I'm actually hardcore grinding towards that uh death stranding video So anyone in chat who's looking forward to that it's uh in progress Why do you have to rip into things when people work really hard on them? That's why I just learned Just appreciate just turn your brain off. They're trying and you're shitting all over them. Let's see you make a game Yeah, you guys have no idea how grateful I am that youtube has to stop recommending this channel option because It would be better if it was just called stop one cracked video and now it's recommending me every single thing they've made What works really well is just turn your watch history off.   So I don't know. Yeah I assumed it was like a default feature like all the time No No, it's it's the watch history.  I've just The watch history isn't even accurate all the time like it'll have that red line at the bottom of the thumbnail Yeah, it'll it'll show you like you watched the whole video and it's like I watched the first second of it What are you talking about youtube? Yeah, it does that a lot too for me But how is everyone good? I'm all right.   Are you mad I have been the trigger triggered.  What's wrong with you? I mean I've heard the first one but you know All right, you guys ready for an incredible video that was supposed to be covered like a million years ago But never never did actually going to be incredible. Yes. This one's got high production values Listen the thumbnail the thumbnail.   So that's not many is it is it she's changed this thumbnail more times in this one stream Than I have in every stream. I've ever been it It changes its icon more in one stream. You can tell the production values are high Because they did a little thing where the woods in the thumbnail go behind the characters in the thumbnail. That's when you know it's pristine Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right Is everybody everybody in the watch together? Yeah, you know Uh, I am No, I don't know You thought I don't get in the watch together. That's you Oh the very top or no, I just reposted of you. Thank you. That's very I don't even know I'm able to change your profile that much. I remember when I tried to do that I got stuck as Stalin for two and a half hours. Damn it. I hate when I get stuck as Stalin So what did the chat actually mention that that's beautiful I'm glad someone remember when it was stuck as Joseph Stalin Okay, it makes sense. Yeah, so I believe uh smudcast may have covered this at some point. I'm not sure This is the first time for us restoring Balance to the star wars fandom. As you guys know, it's a bit splintered after everything that happened But this this will bring us together. It should be an easy fix. Let's do it You can tell he's serious with the different font types in the four periods Yes The sans serif on the bottom Okay, are you or have you ever been a fan of star should just Hi, I am brandon and I am a star wars fan. I have been ever since I was a kid Oh, yeah I'm getting to the group. All right. We're like, hey, look all stars fans. Everything's documentary style And then and then the music will sour and then everyone's gonna get really sad and they'll be like stars is good anymore Your genesis It's not the movie's fault.  I am currently a star wars fan when I was younger.  It's not clipping that. It's guys. Come on. Please Hey, you don't maybe they like this rag. Maybe this is their preference. What do you know? Maybe that's the problem Mahler It's a beard connoisseur of myself. That was quite sickening. Yeah, you have a nice beard unlike that guy.  I can yeah, what? Do I know I can't well I try to using beard oil, but Too thick for it to really do anything. Maybe I'm using the wrong oil like movie bob. He's too thick to really do anything What do you mean?  Oh good. Yeah, he does the floating thing. What do you mean? He can still move Like a zeppelin. Yeah, they can move I don't know why he's saboteur. He rolls though No, he developed powers remember this whole law about this diabetes Uh, he can eventually move downhill really fast fell into a vat of Levitation it makes complete sense to read it Evan Monroe said by the way this guy has self-admitted to deleting negative comments in this video He admitted it on the smudcast. In fairness. He's trying to restore balance the star wars fandom In my balance all the comments have to be positive A picture to be a paladin of sorts. He's like I must destroy the negative comments. They are tearing us apart. I am I'm I'm lawful selfish A very young child since I saw the original trilogy and growing up and watching the prequels Jesus imagine seeing that every day I wanted to show someone who's like, I love the rta. I love the prequels.  Nice. That's a lot of good stuff Am I or have I ever been a fan of star wars? Yes, absolutely have been since I was Since oh god, this is a 30 minute video You can't remember then how do you know you were a fan of it? Checkmate atheists get fucked.  Let him let him do his thing Why are they asking it so weird? It's like are you or have you ever been a member of the communist party? Well, this is the thing I guess it's not the point to treat it like it because now it's like a statement to say you're fat of souls Oh my god, is that what it's supposed to it's supposed to be reminiscent of that is what you're saying I don't know if that's what they're going for but it's um I'm just waiting for it to turn get to the power turns do it. Yeah cuts to black and then Oh my god, this is the most pretentious thing that's a part zero Isn't this supposed to start a part one? You just don't understand art.  Yeah We're like round zero for bad video.  I don't like that the t is smaller than the eye. I don't know. We saw some pretty atrocious Meards back there. I don't know Wow like I'm keeping now it disturbs me that it's a capital t, but it's sitting underneath the eye. Okay. It gives me flumbles Keeping it forever because it's the worst piano music I like that overrated character in that show Oh god, no, no, I do not need all the last jedi haters dog piling into my comments. This is a positive space get out of here. Kylo A positive space That's promising might even call it a safe space I released a video back in january that mentioned a couple of similarities between avatar the last airbender And star wars episode eight the last jedi. Oh, they're both bad. I didn't say last jedi was good or bad I just acknowledged its existence I even said that thing about not wanting the last jedi haters to pile into the comments But what do you think they do? This is the internet my dude. Have you learned nothing? I still like the whole like hey leave me alone People do literally the opposite of anything you say If you say i'm not a furry If you say i'm not a furry people will scramble to find as many furry connections on you as possible Yeah, the um the last jedi haters like oh, don't don't do that. Don't Last thing I want is last jedi lovers in my comments. It just sounds so gay. Just something else Last time I was born last jedi Was Fight hard. It's not even worth the full word garbage I like it.  Oh wait, they just referenced me. Why how come But people are not allowed to say this stuff Are they not allowed to say that quote is stupid and I disagree with your analysis by using it as a positive reference Are they not allowed to do that?  It's a safe space rag is he's trying to mend the fandom Safe means telling me i'm right You know how to make the comments extra safe is to not read them No, they have to be paged. They think wrong. It's the safest you can possibly get from your commenters Funny thing is that quote is exactly what the star wars fandom needs right now Oh my goodness I had suspicions, but I didn't uh the star wars fandom needs this Movie's about being something that I need it to be so shut up really don't like that Um, it's the video essay voice. It drives me nuts. Yeah, he was just starting it I was about to say earlier like oh good. He's not doing the voice We need and then he just started like doing the voice full on it's not the quote we deserve the voice full on We need to get softer.  You're not cases now. Are you on the right side of history? I hope so Or do you hate the last jedi? Yeah Immediately no hating the last jedi does not make you a racist Thank you so much. You are so much better than a lot of people. Thank you. Thank you for doing me this incredible favor Thank you so very much. You didn't have to tell me.  So it's lx you bots The idea that russia will like get after the last jedi.   No, it's just Putin really didn't like it.   Yay Yay, the graphics have drop shadows and whip animations. It can't be bad. It's automatically a good video Checkmate russian bots is about the signal or should I say Uh I suck a bliet That's probably cultural appropriation And a few russian bots apparently this video is not about those people or bots this video I like the idea that a bot was watching this like oh, I am not counted. That is disappointing Is about the significant amount of people who hate the film for non-sexist non-racist reasons. So it's 100% of them Okay Well, no, do you remember that video made by that really popular youtuber that said like I hate it because there's women in it and black people in it Oh moller.    What does that mean?  Or is it more so where I'm like guys you need to take that over there Here's to hear your hatred. It's when you tie someone up and just show them like alex jones and stuff Oh I'm coming to the realization. This is actually a video that is directly aimed at you guys I mean I got the impression of that but Like directly So people don't like us Yes I have a feeling this is going to be the video that melts your icy hearts people anymore He's gonna he's gonna crack open the cold steel box that is ragged and I thought I love the blacks.  What do I say? We'll have to fool the first their love of the film onto others this video is about that division It's also about answering two questions. What are we doing as fans?  No, you don't understand.      No, that is you know, I don't like my race represented that way I'm glad that that's what I came back to here We're gonna we're gonna he said he's gonna answer two questions The first is what are we owed as fans? Which is an interesting question. I'm not even sure You guys got any suggestions for that? Um, something that just respects the source material as a very bottom kind of standard I think that we're owed that I mean if the source material is what turned us into fans So I would expect that that would be respected You go low bar. Yeah, but that's a good place to start start even the ewoks Yes You respect the ewoks, okay respect I have a feeling that could turn into a big argument if I if I If I push let's just stop that.  You're right.  I thought they were awesome Why they were the best part? I didn't care about the rest. I was like, oh, there's like people in weird clothes It's metal building in the forest. I don't really care and you're saying you don't like them now So you're a flip-flopper. I see. Yeah, that's right. Yeah.  Yeah, mainly mainly the reason I don't like them now is because it's pretty obvious that they're a racist depiction of black people And how do we coexist as a fandom again? This is a this is a he has transcended This doesn't this feel a tad melodramatic He sounds so sad Piano music and there's the words in red and it's like he thinks that every still in his video has to be a shitty thumbnail Why is it that like all of these video sas?  Yeah, and they color certain words that piss me off In the long trap Why why why why why do they all talk as though they're on the verge of tears? Because we are bringing home that sentimentality. This is important Listen to me.  It's like I love you Please let me control you video games matter.   It's about the light in the dark. It's about restoring balance.  Where do you find this shit? No, this is one of the good ones Look at the editing. Look at this. Look at that editing. Oh, yeah, I forgot right. You're right. He actually did a bad job Look, uh, look at the m. Wow Wow, you just rip it. Look at whoa luke's cape is yeah, that's not yeah, you did a bad job Wow Like this is the big moment, right? Did you think he revealed?  This is how that works Man, I can feel my masculinity just tripping away Be sapped Let me find my soy. Oh pot one. We're finally a part one. All right. Nice. Just one Why is it? Why isn't the master in commander font? Also someone someone in chat said this channel is so pretentious it released a teaser for this video as a separate video Bitch our memes got trailers. Yeah Many of the truths we cling to Depend greatly on our own point of view. Really? Okay So It's pretty it's pretty insightful. Oh many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view Oh my god. Obi-Knowan Obi-Knowan Okay, I know right If someone said this to me I'd just stand there and go like yep.  I think we have no more baggins had the greatest wisdom Yeah, I was gonna say why isn't there a bilbo quote?  I think whether or not you enjoyed the last Jedi ultimately boils down to something very simple Music's too loud.  Yeah This is like it's like you're listening to like, I don't know disco thing. There's a guy in corner.   No, it was jet. Why did you put on the screen? I feel like star wars if I watch this at 2x I would lose nothing We can probably say show don't tell it doesn't refer to like video essay narrative That is definitely Show don't tell I put the words on screen They always speak it about Yeah, exactly like you say like you can watch it at double speed and not lose anything Why why wouldn't you just speak like a human? Evan was saying the in the call that he was in I guess With a smud cast and stuff that apparently he that's just how he speaks That sucks.  I don't think he can just send me this well, I wonder if I was just gonna say I wonder if um, okay you go someone's keeping this shit on and kind of real timish There there's already they've already got memes posted about efap 100 About the memes that we put in the discord and who's been on and whether they chose Christmas or the correct option or sorry halloween or the correct options Freudian slip. We oh we have our efap cast don't think we didn't hear that rag So I actually had some choice words about that if you care to hear them. No, so We have our cast ranking in the community ranking for the star wars movies He's got these divided by parts as well. He's got part one finished and He even has question marks for the time on part two that we're doing now I like how part three stars me. They're not sure if it'll star urex Oh at the bottom, I haven't noticed this look at the look at the at the bottom of the website, you know ascended Yeah, yeah I'm so guys I can't help but feel personally responsible for bringing him up and then him dying like within a month later Like I In fairness rags was the one who brought him up Yeah Well, so you were doing I thought Well, you're doing the the goofy voice and I said is that wilfred brimley and then rags pointed out the alive in parentheses And then that's when it kind of oh Because I thought it was rags. It's like who I thought rags said who's the guy who's alive. I thought that was I said the guy who's alive and so what I think someone guessed it Yeah, well, no, I'm pretty sure I did because that's the the meme is that he just seems to keep living which seems very sad I'm just getting from this that everyone except for me is responsible for wilfred brimley's death. Yes. Yeah We all played a part. I mean, okay, but I