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Mae'n ddweud! Rhef, ddweud iawn! Andy, dyma ym yn fawr? Rhaid i chi'n fawr, rhaid i chi rhaid i chi dda. Rhaid i chi'n fawr. Mae'n ddweud i chi, rhaid i chi'n fawr. Mae'n ddweud i chi. I'm wondering, I'll see you guys later on. Am I the problem? What an amazing feeling it is though now that we're not absolutely terrible all the time. It's kind of new and exciting isn't it? I feel good. No it's good and we did say a few weeks ago that I mean even with the Darby result actually the performance was okay and we just sort of said well hopefully this will be the kind of the grounding that we need to build upon for you know the fixtures coming forward and to do better and they have indeed done that you know and it's good to see. Well I tell you what one thing and I feel bad because I think I spent a lot of my time on this podcast slagging him off and that's Mikolenko. The rebirth, the regeneration of Mikolenko not only as a great left back but as a striking, a potent striking force and gold scorer is an amazing thing. I don't know whether Dice has got, he's getting a tune out of him because I just thought he disguised an absolute bust before previously. I thought he was a terrible buy and really really diceyne you know like a real weakness down that left side but he's been fantastic isn't he? He said that. I mean we obviously were talking about a Crystal Palace 2 73 which we spoke about last week Dave and said that we felt we could win there even though they did a good side. And as Andy's just said the rebirth of Mikolenko as a Roberto Carlos-esque type, a striking left back and maybe egging it up a little bit but he's got his rewards inside a minute and the perfect start and just the perfect wafer into carry on given he'd scored the week before and that settled everything down a little bit. Now who would have thought it and as I say you know I've been critical of him before as you well know because you know I've mourned Luca Dean for a long time but yeah he's just seemed to be getting better and better every week Mikolenko and a lot of it's got to be to do with confidence you know I think and yeah he's willing to come forward and see him score with his head as well and you know he'd had a shot before that and just looks eager to be involved and it's great to see and for sure you know he's part of the way that they're playing better. Ped, the man had to last to take and the coaching staff had to take some credit for this as well getting them a little bit higher well not a little bit higher up the pitch way higher up the pitch because he was terrified of crossing the half way line for for so long wasn't he but it makes such a difference when you've got players who've committed to getting into the penalty area doesn't he and that's what he's proved the last couple of weeks. Yeah we you know his nickname used to be Vitaly Maldini but Maldini never had a goalscoring record like this so you know Carlos is more more appropriate though whatever they're doing they're doing it they're doing it right if we could do with it on the other side as well and just get get more men attacking get more men in the box and because you're seeing you're seeing what what the results are and he's certainly enjoying his football and people are you know he's a little cult hero isn't he amongst Evertonian so um yeah I mean I'm I'm like Andy you know you give players a chance when they face come in to settle barn and and then you you wonder whether it's going to work out for him and he he he just seemed really weak for for a time but I think that's one of the what one of the things you look at him now he looks really he looks strong looks like he's put muscle on it genuinely he does he looks bigger doesn't he yeah it's still incredibly tiny like a deflator yeah oh yeah yeah yeah no it is it is the rest of his body is quite hens isn't it you know he'll fill out you'll fill out you know once you know he's he does he looks so much fitter and stronger and maybe that's down to Daish maybe that's down to himself I don't know um but it's obviously part of it he obviously feels stronger and can get around the pitch a little bit better and can get back so long may continue you know I still think we need that we obviously need another left back because we're it's one of the places again we were quite short we're relying on Ashley Young to play in three different positions so um but it's great it's great to have a player who's really enjoying the football and really enjoying yeah getting results and and it you can see he's getting results anyway yeah I mean Andy we you know John Daish come in there's obviously Daish fit and all that but the genuinely do and Michalenko probably is is evident to this the genuinely do look like a fitter stronger team now than than we have done probably for a few years really and and even just the size of evidence team is quite tall anyway but they just look like they can get up and down now and Michalenko I think was always well I always thought he was a good defender 1v1 um but he didn't have the the other side of his game but maybe that extra bit of fitness conditioning where he's given the confidence to get up and down and and the team look like they've got that as well at the moment well fair play to Daish he said all along that he wanted to get Everton back to being kind of you know we've talked about on this podcast before about you want to go back to the days when it could be horrible Everton could be a horrible team to play against and going to Goodison was horrible i mean nasty and leave tackles in and let them know you're there and all that kind of stuff we've we lost that for a long time and I genuinely believe under Lampard they weren't fit enough you want you know you watch a lot of games they used to be blowing out their arses that like when you're waiting for a corner to be taken everyone was like hands on knees and they just didn't look like they were at it it's like having 11 delafeus wasn't it leave the spanish prince alone we like we like him love him love that man a great period of attacking players ever but they've you know they've gone they they definitely are fitter they're at it at the races quicker it's been great to see Everton attacking from from the kickoff as well which has been in the amount of times we used to take a long time to get going in games and literally not actually get going until the second half along the times as well so yeah it's just it's just good and they're it's like a proper team effort you know we don't have one kind of like star player that is pulling the strings and if they get injured then we're doomed everybody is putting in the shift and you look around the whole team harrison's been great as well given us a bit of balance i just at least just got a good just got a good dice like everyone getting stuck in team ethic and and you know the palace game is just a great example of like how far we've come and you know we'd have definitely when when they pulled level we'd have definitely got our heads down and given that one up even just the season ago so it's an amazing turn around and fair play to the manager and the players really it's great Dave I mean yeah if there was ever evidence that and this is something the managers mentioned on many occasions to be fair building the resilience to the team saturday was it wasn't it taking the lead three times in the game you know we've we've all over the years and we've got a few years amongst us i've watched ever night well you know um maybe i'll just watch more games i don't know um he's only 25 look at the state that's what it does 26 actually Andy you know let's not play the dancing with um but we've seen occasions where teams have come back twice in the game and that's ever and we haven't got the fortitude to go again now i'm not saying this means that all of a sudden we're gonna be in the champions league whatever but if they are building the resilience and saturday to take the lead three times and then hang on to that third time i think did did give test them only to to watch your own likes to be fair is trying to build at the football club i totally agree and as much as we've talked about you know improved fitness and strength you know with the likes of micolenko and others but i think that the mental side of it is actually more important and that's what you're talking about there is previously you know this is a side where they would have they would have collapsed you know they just wouldn't have had the mental strength to have taken the lead three times like this you know and when they equalized at the end that would have been them they would the heads would have gone down they would have kind of seen it as like well do you know what you know we we nearly got the three points but we didn't but hey hold back on the bus and off we go and you know it's not like that anymore and um and that to me is a real difference more so than any improvement in terms of the strength it's the mental side of things because we've always known that if the players in this squad would put in a proper graft you know um then there's no way that they would have got some of the results that we've suffered you know in in recent seasons and you know a lot of it's here it's not it's not on the grass it's upstairs and um yeah it's just good to see that for me and and things are moving in the right direction and the picture looks a lot more positive than last time Andy Bush was here for sure let's check in every year with you guys see again one thing on what Dave just said what one thing that I've noticed that has taken me back to you just mentioned Delafey but do you remember the way Pinar and and Lukaku used to have this kind of celebration after goals and it you can sense that there's a really good team bond going on and what I've really loved to see in recent games is that is anana seems to be at the very core of the kind of core racing to be at the very core of this kind of team ethic they've got at the moment and they're all you know jumping on each other to celebrate and you can just tell that they they're a group of players who do actually get on are familiar with each other and and I've got each other's backs which you couldn't say that probably a year ago because everyone was kind of shirk in responsibility so kind of seeing when we are scoring and we're scoring more than we've ever done which is a great thing but you're seeing them celebrate in a way which is kind of getting us back to a bit of team spirit that we've not had at Everton for a little while so I think you saw that with the with the Idrissa Gay goal as well at the end you know especially for someone who hasn't been a regular you know sort of starter in there but to to have obviously been playing and to get that goal at the end and he just looked delight in as you say it's sort of embodied the whole team spirit I think didn't it you know going over to the fans at the end yeah yeah it's really important stuff isn't it yeah yeah well I was gonna I mean you've you can't have got inside me mine there Andy Bush because I was gonna say to pet rather than getting inside your bush Andy mine well well I mean hey listen it depends how we're all feeling I mean it's it's early on it is it is early and that's sometimes when you get men of our age maybe that's the best time to perform it's early yeah yeah pet um nothing for me well nothing you you'll know me still asleep and then there will be questions about consent anyway pet um if you're looking at you're just talking about the the celebrations and stuff like you know the match with it that's just a guy that gave us an even in the starting line up obviously on nanam was in it and he came on and obviously had a great second half and got a got a pre-assist whether he meant it or not and then come up with the winning goal but then we did see that togetherness at the end I mean when he scored you ran over doing the old snake celebrations at Dan's Humory of course didn't even get on the pitch that is celebration that's something that the managing the coaching staff and maybe it's Seamus Coleman and and other people seem to have got this togetherness going whereas you've got own on it being replaced by gay and then at the end he's making gay go to the crowd and celebrate and all that and that is that is good to see that there is that like Andy said that seems to be that team spirit there and we need that because we haven't got tons of quality if you know what i mean we're we haven't got tons of players because we have only got like 13 14 players if we're going to play regularly um you know so that is really important and if they've built a if they've built a a bond and obviously some of them will have more than others you know the french speaking players and things like this then it is massively important and I think the fans feed off that especially you know when they're going to away games and they're traveling all that way fans will fans feed off it don't they they love that thing that players look like they're feeling like the fans are feeling and they're all supporting and all that kind of thing I know it can be looked like on the outsiders and every club doesn't I suppose every set of fans wants to see it as well but you just want to see your players try don't you you want to see your players having a go and and and and enjoying what they're doing if they're scoring goals it's not just that I always scored the goal that's one back to the halfway line fans fans love all that and sometimes it can be it can be great knowing I was doing it last season like doing the cheerleader thing and it was it was great and on people because it was like we're just being beaten and you're trying to like whip us up or yeah during the game you're doing that thing where you're trying to get the crack and you're not actually playing doing your you know what you're supposed to be doing on the pitch but it's all just come together recently and people are loving it because it's it isn't just about winning games is it it's about seeing the players actually try and actually doing enough like you said not their heads not going down and the old pulling the shater over the face like people are just grabbing the ball and going right let's let's get back to the halfway line if we can see we'll score another one and it doesn't matter always what the quality is on the pitch because if you've got a bit of that you've got a bit of that spirit then it it rubs off on everyone I think dare I say Andy Bush I mean we were talking before just before we started with me about this weird feeling of like you just win some games now and and other this is maybe other fans like what they've seen for a while like this is what football fans are supposed to feel like but one of the things that Sean Dyche said and I think it might have been in his very first press conference was you know the players you know fans want to see the sweat on players shate and all that dare I say it and it's probably a bit early to say it but it's he's starting to move it more towards what we see with with a David Moyes team to say where we were durable the players had to go sometimes we were greater than the sum of our part we always had good players but did we have great you know great players well now because we never won anything but are we getting back to a similar kind of thing to a David Moyes team do you think where we've moved away from that and certainly in the last two years anyway I honestly think the I mean obviously I grew up during the Howard Kendall era I was only a little kid but the Moyes Yelevich that draw against Man United's bit of being a Nevitonian is still one of my favorite periods of being a Nevitonian because they just created this kind of guerrilla mentality where we used to just like you know smash and grab raids on teams played really well down really good left left back right back that kind of Everton tradition putting crosses in and all that kind of thing hard team played really fast and direct and you can see the seeds of that coming back a little bit with you know with how we're playing at the moment and you know it's good I feel like I'm enjoying I'm not I don't not want to talk about Everton you know you still don't want to talk about football don't want to hear about I'm not interested you know I don't want to think if I want to think about it and it's lured me into watching match of the day again for the first time in ages all right every time I go and watch match of the day I guess so I bang on about this a lot of people but I genuinely feel that they edit Everton in an incredibly unfair way if you watch the game and you see what they put out on match of the day it's just unbelievable I just think it's unbelievable they always edit it to make it look like we're in the battle of Rawkes Drift and we've just hung in there by the skin of our bloody teeth but like there's been a number of games where we've had a really good account of ourselves and they've they're in the edit they've made it look like we were absolutely like battered and it just really really does my head and particularly with the you know the absolute bullshit penalty that they got polished got the first one was I wasn't a penalty as far as I'm concerned and then the lad that went down obviously for the second one when they were claiming a penalty they never even showed his tackle that should have had him off the pitch anyway wasn't even in the in the highlights so I know it's funny in it you like stay away from match of the day because it's bad for your mental health then suddenly we win a couple of games and you go and watch match of the day and then you've got bad mental health I think the other thing as well that sums it up for me is that when you've got people like Phil McNulty yesterday saying that you know even with the 12 point deduction you know he could still see Everton staying up and a lot of people kind of now thinking you know what Everton haven't got anything to worry about huge points deduction obviously but if we take that out of our mind you know people aren't you know before people kind of going oh do you know what yeah I really worry about Evan you know I fear for them this season and certainly we were of that mentality as well you know not me not me I'm not at all I've I've I've said for a while I we are better than what we were showing I think what this manager's doing and to be fair to him hey he wasn't my choice right and I was still unconvinced because of how poor our home form was at the end of the season but to be fair to him he's he's got them well organised he's got a way of playing with them and still if we get our home form even average Dave people will start talking about them making a charge for Europe I'm telling you because away Sean Dyche to be fair ped how many is it four or five games we've lost five five so we've lost five away games since he came into a daml of the Derby right away I don't think we've ever had an issue since he coming at home is the issue Dave but I did I did was tell him I got a bit of stick for it in the summer where I was saying this team is better than what people think I'm not it's not a a team that should be challenging brightening all that it needs better players but you look at that Premier League there's a lot of average teams I think evidently an average team if you get organised we'll do all right but I absolutely agree with you people now are going what even with some points taken off we've got no problems and I think that's a great place to be I think I think that's also in fairness and to balance it out I think that's also to do with the fact that there are three very poor teams in this league you know more so certainly than last season and more so than the season and I think maybe you were looking at that before we we'd got had before like better would come in and had us before we had the forward plays I mean I don't I haven't ever disagreed with you in terms of you know they've always been better than than they've been performing yeah you know and there's always been more to them there absolutely yeah I think I think maybe where we differ buzz is the fact that I think that you could see it changing and you could see the mental side sort of taking over which arguably is the difference now you know they haven't suddenly with the you know yes they've maybe got a bit fitter and Michael and coach sort of balked out of it but ultimately the difference is here not you know with defeat and I think maybe you could see that more than I could but but yeah you know I think they're now showing what they should be showing for what is essentially with the greatest respect as you say a pretty average side sorry but I think we're a we're a well structured side and we've got sprinklins of quality and I think the big I mean pet a big boost even though I don't think you play particularly well at the weekend it has been the return of Dominic Calvert Lewis and also just on top of that is when you because you mentioned it before really we probably we probably have got 13 or 14 players that the manatee that is comfortable with and within that one of them was obviously Patricia Garnagate the weekend the other one is being able to put better on and his third one I guess even though I think he should be playing is is Nathan Patterson yeah I before we come on to that I just wanted to know where that Andy was shocked at Des Linham and Ray Stubbs waiting on match of the day I don't know who's on it these days he was waiting for Hanson he was waiting for Hanson to do the year it's been that long I just I just wondered if he was like waiting for Mark Lawlinson to come on and go yeah it's been that long well just just on that very quickly pet um if Jermaine Jenis is listening to this podcast it's uh it's Branth Waite yeah it is well said well said and forward aren't entitled to just fall over whatever he wants no um no I mean it is it is just it is it is like almost like 11 plays and three subs at the moment isn't it and and that's it and we're lucky if we get to see those three subs by the way the manager is very reluctant to make subs but I understand why he has a plazy trust he has got a nice balance to decide at the moment I didn't think the the wide member particularly good on Saturday but the art they give us do give us a balance that hasn't been there for a while and all those little things are coming together and it would be nice if we were if we could get a little bit if we could get a couple more in a jammery I don't expect us to get a couple more but if we could just move things around a little bit maybe move a couple out get a couple in and having a Dominic Arwyllian obviously back to somewhere near what he was pretty much with better coming off the bench suddenly you do look at the squad and think oh you look certainly look at the 13 14 and think yeah that that will be all right and as Dave said the bottom three or four are are pretty poor but that doesn't mean that way nor a decent side it just means that you look over you don't look over your shoulders as much and think oh god they're capable of of getting to us you know I put up a table the other day on Twitter of where we were this time last year and the gap of three and obviously the the teams in the bottom three and and us then and us now there's a huge gap on it it gives everyone that little bit of a breather when you know we only a point aren't we only a point better off did you say no we're not we're not we're not any better points but with three games three games better off than obviously this time last year because we were going into a well call yeah so we're better point we're better games wise yeah but even going the game going the match you feel a little bit relaxed obviously it was tense at the beginning of the season because it felt like it had just carried over from last season but I think in the last six weeks everyone feels a little bit better so it's a little bit more relaxed when you go the match now not everyone's not like just clamoring for it and worry before they go in and I think go on do you think people he doesn't fancy um Dan Juma we were just wondering why Dan Juma doesn't seem to be getting something something's not right there isn't it because to be honest with you whenever I've seen Dan Juma come on I think he looks useful but it's obviously something he doesn't fit in or he's there's something not right isn't it just doesn't I don't think he just works hard enough does he I think he works get back tracks back and I think we're still in that he's very he looks at it and probably thinks well we're still in a very delicate moment so let's get through to an old sound you can't start playing players when you get to a certain point tally but he probably thinks well let's get the team playing in the same way so that we maybe we I mean you wouldn't want to ever carry one player and that one play would have to be extremely good but he is he is going for safety first and I understand that and it's probably why he's not playing Nathan Patterson as well it's probably why he's playing Ashley Ungo for Nathan Patterson but what he's going to find is in December he is going to have to start playing these players a little bit more otherwise this team's going to be it's going to be knackered before it gets to Christmas so he's going to have to start trusting and that'll be the next evolution of the manager won't it'll be can he play you know on a Wednesday night will he play five or six players from the team he played on a Saturday rather than play all 11 that'll be the next thing I suppose that's him trusting his start to trust his squad but you know when you look at the people like Nathan Patterson there's no reason why Nathan Patterson couldn't you know have the same progression as Micolenko on the other side and actually suddenly couldn't be you know because listen he's a good player and he's a good cross for the ball we've seen that you know he's got natural talent there there are problems with his game of course but if he can iron those out you know we could be talking about Nathan Patterson kind of going you know what we've got the best buddy right back we could we could wish for he's stunning and everybody's after him but you know you know it is about improving certain individual players and and maybe maybe he's won and as you say Pedd you know but that needs to come from trust he needs game time um and he will have to do that you know for the rotation system because you can't be relying upon you know Ashley Young you know he's he's older than I am absolutely you are only 33 you said this is it this is it you know so he's comfortably older I mean Andy's six wins in nine that's between a wiles and seven of ones six in the last nine they're in the quarterfinal of the Carabao Cup we're now going into we've obviously got the international break we're going into a very busy period now so it's just bit more of maintaining isn't it what we've what we've been doing really and see where we go up the next block of fixes to Christmas well first of all isn't isn't it weird to not cling to uh an international break like at the end of Titanic and that bit of words like we knew normally never telling you this time last year we had six weeks release is there enough room is there enough room for all of us on that bit of what I think so on the on the piece of what she was on the walls yeah yeah absolutely there was but yeah so it's it's I mean I kind of it's almost like it's come at a bad time for us we're doing all right in everything as well so that's a shame but I also wanted to come on the podcast and just just say how how heart felt and bad I feel for Newcastle fans that the wheels are coming off there like and they're arguing with you know each other in the stands yeah it really has brought tear to my eye to see what is it about Bournemouth what is it about Bournemouth that attracts fans to have an argument with a player at the end of a game I mean it was us 12 months ago with a Wobie this time it's Newcastle with Trippie yeah what is is it just that it's that far or is it just yeah that's got loads of stuff around there that he owns and it pisses everyone off it's like it's one of those kind of um crystallising games isn't it like you can't even though they you know they're a much better football team than probably people give them credit for but there is an element well if you can't beat Bournemouth but then again on top of that you're right it's a long trip for the away fans as well and the fans are right on the pitch so yeah that was one of the lowest points being in Evertonian that one in that argument and they did us and they did us twice in a week didn't they twice in three days yeah oh that was it was the one that was that the game where we someone threw their shirt back at a Wobie yeah yeah so yeah I don't know but it's you know it's mad like I was thinking with this kind of malaise with Everton because I love that um Sunderland till I die documentary and I kind of see a bit of Sunderland there's a bit of Everton in Sunderland there's a lot of Everton players in everything Jack Rodwell still there on sat on the bench I think so um if you wait long enough you can come back from the dead almost like Sunderland you know a clambering back up to where they used to be so you know they very much like Walt Disney but they cry out genically frozen Sunderland and they've just they've now been thawed out and they're on the way back we've taken our licks though fellas I think we've taken we've taken some you know the rope of dope we've been punched a lot over the past few seasons so yeah if you wait there hanging there long enough which is you know you do have these ebbs and flows with with football and it's great to see you know Newcastle losing their minds a little bit now soap on a rough well that's it isn't it we I think the next thing they just finally do it before we move on to the non-structure bit I love it I love it I love it when the when the formalities relax well that was it yeah like the script the part of the show is over yeah and we can just talk shit like for bloke just having a catch up I love that bit that's the best bit we're not we're not there yet no I was gonna say obviously everything is looking really good and people are very much relaxed and I think pet touched on this before like going into the stadium now feels totally different than what it did certainly against Fulham on day one and I think without being massively disrespectful to the likes of Neil Mopai and Michael Keane they were very much squad players who the manager chose to play on day one which set them back the feeling of frustration with fans but all of that's correct that Mopai's had in the time of his life at Brentford and all that but from an everton perspective is it now just getting this decision from the commission out there and then we truly can't go right we know where we are I don't think I don't think there'll be a point to do I certainly don't think it'd be 12 points anyway but do we just need that decision out there now so we know what we're dealing with and then we truly can't go right this is where we are and if we are where we are now that's a huge I think that'd be huge boost to fans as well yeah I mean I think I think from a fans perspective yeah the sooner that we find out then obviously the better and then that will obviously shape our mood and our prospects going forward I think from a player's point of view though I think as much as they can they just put it out of their heads and you know maybe you know there is an argument I haven't thought about this before but there may be that kind of you know sort of trial through adversity at the moment where but maybe that this is part of the reason why they're actually putting in more draft and they get these results you know I mean I add them down for for a draw on Saturday to be honest with you know that was that was that was out with a mate of mine who had it on his acor as a draw and he was he was annoyed whenever and took the lead I said don't worry he'll end up being a draw you'll be fine you'll be safe on that one and anyway I was pleased that actually I didn't acor his acor but the thing is that maybe that's maybe that's part of it you know maybe they're thinking well we've potentially got a bit of an uphill climb here and and actually if that is the case and that's giving them that extra 10 or 15 percent then long may it continue but the Ferguson thing Ferguson was the king of uh it's us versus the world wasn't it of that kind of uh management style going on yeah so I mean if you know maybe maybe we delay the announcement for a while if it's going to you know convert it into into performances like that you know if they can do that again against united you know Sunday week then that'll be fantastic absolutely well we will be discussing that more just just keep hanging a point deduction over our heads till we get the correct amount of points until 2030 and then do what you want just till 2030 we might win stuff then 52 lads got 52 points yeah take take yeah take what you need take what you need what you need I don't know about that take a few don't you know if that makes lead fans feel happy then you know take six six six seven if it's up to bloody the premier league they'll be trying to take all of them know what they're like uh anyway let's let's move away from that onto the less script the part of the show can we relax now you've come to relax now that's it we've all hit the markers in the script it's fine it's fine I just wanted to know if any of you saw I know ped did but did any of you see the lion prowling the streets in Italy after it escaped from an italian seaside town shakers that was visiting and this lion is just literally wandering the streets I mean how are you getting that back who's getting that back in that's at work I think somebody with a massive net I mean I did I didn't I haven't seen this story and I don't know how they did it but for me it was in it was in ladd a spoley ladd a spoley which sounds like a made-up name to be fair but there you go it's not like the italian ladd bible that's out that's what I think it is ladd a spoley in narrow well maybe they used um I remember we had a terrible ladd holiday once to benadorn it was absolutely freezing and we used to sit and there was lions roaming around well we used to sit with blankets out on the balcony and okay we went out right and we used to look down the pool was it there was no tasering going on did see sticky vicky though which what just wandering the streets with ping pong balls okay sticky vicky wasn't we had a laser pen and we used to spend the evening getting the cats to run around it sounds like a ned it sounds like a ned but they go they love it so I reckon if you're gonna try and get the lion in they love laser pens they love laser penner into a cage they sedate at the lion apparently it was catching the laser pen with the laser pen yeah but if it's the kind of pen you need if you are going to try and dazzle a bowing seven four seven five I mean you know you'd have to go for the big section in rhymens for one of them wouldn't you yeah yeah yeah they probably wouldn't have it in store you'd have to order it no probably order online yeah because they don't stock it shoulder mounted yeah laser pen I've been on dragons den and approaching them with that one what's it for well for theta theta it's a it's it's if ever there's a lion going around the streets on roman the streets this can get it back in its cage the country 35 million pounds a year in lost revenue from zoos did you know that did you know yeah it sounds very niche though doesn't it hmm yeah I think so and you look at the stats in terms of how many people die by lines in in italy there's probably more people hit by falling coconuts to be honest with you that's normally it's just possibly a bandit around yeah more people probably die of lion bars yeah maybe maybe it's choking on a lion bar yeah and I don't think the laser would be much help either way either way Tuka Suleiman wouldn't invest because I've watched a lot of dragons den and I've never seen input his hands in his bloody pocket no back anything it's like Ned he's like he's the net version of dragons den yeah no what i mean if Ned he's not on there to put any money in no no that's also but you know something really interesting have you not realised this you know what den is the reverse net net oh my god it's like a da Vinci code it is no further questions oh my god that's just that's just all that no that thing way yes yeah he's been in front of our nose just the whole time yeah all the time it's just been there no one's even spotted it oh my god that has been in plain sight any is that the title of his book too fair he does way so he does you know he's trying to grow that beard do Ned or Rolf yeah Ned he has got a bit of a beard going on here by the way for those that have just tuned in this is the unstructured part yeah this is not scripted and i'll prove it by we'll go to we'll go to random questions from our audience they will go on to that bit just to make this show a little bit less scripted other jokes about Ned are available to um this is an interesting one from Andy not our Andy obviously says it if you had a boat what would you name it wow ridiculous Ned how random is that much more random than talking about Ned and Rolf Harris and people like that uh i would call my boat Michael Madar okay i think one of my favourite players was an enigma of a player that guy that's great here great amazing here absolutely amazing but missed an absolute glorious opportunity to put on shelf and everything folklore when one nail up and I'm filled he had an open goal and somehow decided to kick it wide did he and and Liverpool equalised 47 seconds after and i mean it was 47 seconds after that moment okay i'm not going to call my boat Michael madar no because what i would see is that it would start off really well your boat and then be no more quickly yeah okay i'll have a little thing David what would you call your boat i mean you are essentially you've got a boat well short of your yeah i'm out no but you you know you know you you frequent the waterways don't you yeah yeah i mean but to be fair so does my bush friend as well you know he also is you know near to water today right if you if you were to get onto the waterway say we we decided that we wanted to meet at sea yeah your root be and how would i meet you from where I am in Leon's right so this is assuming that we're not going to take the m25 which would I don't know we go easy ways would take us yeah um I would I would jump onto the river Thames and then I would head in an easterly direction through the city of London and then coming out of the Thames estuary and then I would then take a left and then head up towards your neck of the woods which is the Essex coast I don't want to I don't want to say exactly where you are because I don't want you know the local pepper army to be around there and photograph your new kids coming out of the shops yeah it's near south end on sea I believe okay so we could meet I would then just paddle out meet you get the tide right I guess yeah yeah yeah this is it okay well what a finale that would be for one series of the podcast by the way if you if you are you live near coastal air and you'd like to meet Dave and I do you touch with the podcast and we'll try and sort it out yeah I think Salo is a good shout because then obviously then no one knows that you live in Leon's sea you know yeah exactly Dave we did have someone saying that they lived they know the half that you were on about last week so yeah next to the Aldi yeah there you go so being keen as well it's got everything it's got everything you need um have you got any boat names nothing that's particularly funny no Arthur yeah because it would be on the rocks fair place I like that yeah it's a Dudley Morgan I mean it's a it's a very 80s reference yeah this one for the kids there yeah one for the kids fair play yeah I'm always tapping into the demographics you know you've got to hit markers be all at home where you were doing an R3 this morning on YouTube in the in the back room producer dragons ned is just scratching his head at me I've no idea what the dude Ned Harris has got no idea no no no he's sad Ned Harris sounds like the guy comes on radio two at nine o'clock to tell you about the latest country in western songs whispering Ned Harris fair play fair play that mean we have to be just off uh Carla says it what are your pet peeves anyone want to go first oh okay I've got one yeah go on um my one at the moment trick or treat us so sorry pardon trick or treat us uh no I mean that's past me oh okay it doesn't it just very seasonal yeah my my my all year round pet peeve at the moment is the people who don't know how to indicate properly when approaching a roundabout you know because a roundabout is is structured in such a way for those that don't know whereby you give priority to the car on your right hand side now when you have a car coming this way and then takes a left and you're pausing there thinking you might have to give it the right of way and then they just rear off there that really pisses me off yeah and that's my current pet peeve at the moment and that's the 24 seven thing that's not seasonal no it happened all the way through the year and just people need to learn how to indicate thank you question on roundabouts very quickly what's your view on say there's a queue of people up to a roundabout trying to get left oh I know I'm right and go round the roundabout to go to go to the left what's your view on that well it's technically not breaking the law is it although you can get done it I read about this you can get done and you can get issued with three points for inappropriate use of that lane oh I didn't even know that and actually be done even though technically they're not really doing anything wrong okay um I'm not one of those guys but I just I've seen people do it it's you shouldn't really do it you just couldn't do it you're on you're on your boat yeah I mean it's a good point you don't have any of this I think with boats you just keep what you do you always keep someone on your right in the right hand side of the of the water and people pass on the left it's a bit like driving on the continent essentially you know I mean that's um that's what we like to call the seaman code who knew viti and bush and you show much about um seaman code sounds like the uh dam browns terrible follow-up to the it does it does to be fair it does um setting benadome with the aforementioned this sounds like Ned sear chisterley and the laser pen have you have you got any yeah let's find out where the ping pong ball is now Andy what are your pep peeps any hey people who who talk into their phone in the fucking speaker robin put this away like they're on it it's like they've seen it on like the apprentice so the apprentice or some terrible show and you're going I'm going to do that no we don't need your conversation you tit do you remember I mean if I someone calls me on the phone I'll be like I can't talk yeah yeah yeah I mean like now I don't get so many people who just have it we'll have talk about boyfriends and medical issues have you never done train guy oh yeah have you never done oh yeah jeff linton have you never done it you should do it on the train jeff linton was back yesterday he was back yes the jeff linton ah jeff playing drums at the end of the yeah he was playing drums wasn't very much like daviddy playing drums at the end of this something that's happened uh in in in during lockdown where some of the privacy things where people used to have quite a big dividing line between private and public has broken down and people don't really care anymore and then yeah I think there's a lot of peeves peeves peeves shit everywhere pet have you got anything to weigh in with I'm going to have to go back to the drive I'm on people who get in the outside lane two miles before the train and right I absolutely hate them it happens all the time by yours that's the worst place get on the fly over and they stay in the right hand lane and you want to get past them because you've got a serious deadline to get into toffee tv hq i one minute of one and you know you've got to make it because you should have been there before but yeah I'll strictly now start at one well you know and there's sitting this bleed bleeding lane all the way down and then they get in you know they're going to turn right and they just give you a look oh the way to the get right to the bottom and then get out get in the left hand lane and you just think you know this is why the waterways are the future the waterways very much of the future um where are we actually I'll go very quick ethical question to ask whilst you're looking for the next one there I see that you're doing more jogging in that now pet which is right I tried a bit of jogging and didn't really get into it not very good at it um but one thing that confused me when I was doing it I just didn't know whether you have an answer on this is do you wave to other joggers you do a high there is now and again a little bit of like you will look at them and and it's almost like you're waiting for them to nod to you so you don't look like a tit and and I suppose that can create standoffs um I think waving is too much waving is too much but I think just a general exception to the fact that you're both part of some and acknowledgement you sort of go you both drive a bus for the same bus come yeah exactly it's a sort of like an acknowledgement of like you know I uh yeah yeah absolutely yeah you just a little lift of the eyebrow just to make sure we're all on the same page and and you know you you go past each other I mean who knew who knew um doesn't it look good doesn't it look good yeah that's fair play um not so purple like he says if you had to chew but there you go if you had to choose one of the following is the new everton chairman who would you choose and why a lys trus b borys johnson c swellot braverman d david Cameron e tony blay um is okay first of all is is this a bit too early is this question is my first is my first well and and the second thoughts is that I would probably have to have scone from the boat because there is nobody in there really that I would I would want not even like a best fit Dave I was gonna say none of them are football people are these so my point exactly you know they're not football people you know I don't know the club no they don't know the club they don't know the tea lady they don't know you know they're not they're not they're not football people they're not like for the new for the new chairman chairperson are we are we looking for a good old-fashioned kind of benevolent older older santa type guy or we have to like some of these new chair chair people now are a bit you know suave what do we what do we want from our new chairman I think competence yeah and no I mean you know genuinely I would like and by the way and this this is this is no slight on on on our previous chairman at all I just think that in terms of you know there have been criticisms as we all know in terms of the general running of the club in recent years and we all feel that that things could have been done better by many many different people so I just think that competence and just the good ability to to do what they're supposed to do is is what we need you know the club needs to be better run so not a little bit like a lower league club isn't it when you have contact with Everton it's very they're very nice and everything but it is running still with a kind of slightly lower division mentality so none of them five no yeah no let's move on horse feathers says it what's the biggest lie you've ever told horse feathers yeah horse feathers what's the biggest lie you've ever told that you can get away with by telling or see it obviously it's a tricky one that isn't it no i'm not i'm not a big i'm not a big liar to be honest with you i mean we all do little white lies don't we when we don't all right then all right let's pop because he's done another few what is the funniest thing you've ever seen in another person's house horse feathers yeah i mean without you saw horse feathers in someone's house uh funny singing in another person's house oh you're all having so weird that's very on the nose this will bring this back into talking about Ned a bit earlier on my good friend Orlina spent a lot of money on a Rolf Harris painting just before things went south for Rolf because she thought she was investing in a bit of art might end up accruing quite some value but now i don't know whether she's still got it up in her house not so much yet not so much anymore now that's for sure did he paint it himself yeah Rolf Harris because he's done it he was a you know proper artist and everything he was he was Rolf's cartoon yeah do you remember that because he used to ruin stuff like you're a kid at this age like six or seven and he'd go on and tell you that they'd shot too many bullets in this cartoon as a smith and western would only ever carry six and if you watch it properly they've shot seven times and as a kid i'd say that was slightly mean spirited so we was basically proven and things for a long time save yeah if only that was the worst he'd done yeah absolutely i mean yeah honestly the the whole situation would be better in terms of us looking back on it now i think yeah horse feathers are all so i'm moving this off all so sense next slide please what is the most useless invention of all time these are really really like you know nisha they're like interview questions that you have to prep bearing in mind for horse feathers and everyone else that's waiting in with a silly question it's like this is like we are recording this at 10 55 currently on a wednesday morning and you know the night now with all this like oh with Ned's gone with sex dolls i don't think they are though no no for over you yeah but yeah but what about for people who do like normal civilians Ned well your Ned Harris you you i've probably got your finger in lots of pies but what we're saying is for some people they might and you guess what it is yet they might they might um they might do it yeah exactly yeah i don't think you can say sex dolls are the most pointless invention out there they're very realistic these days they've come a long way since the ones that played in the back of the band yeah i mean them ones yeah they did see they've got detachable washable private parts some of the text amazing that if you look at the if you look at when when i you're like first were aware of such a sex doll thing they look to be made i love i love i love i love the way you tip take three of this Barry pretending like you don't have first time knowledge this is really interesting the first time i saw a sex doll it looked to be made of the same type of fabric if you want to call it that as a lilo as a lilo or a beach ball or a beach ball do you yeah you really do you want to be slamming into that yeah you're not sneaking you're not sneaking a current modern sex doll into a football match and put it over your head in an FA cup for France like almost like it's cloud cloud safe you've got that with a modern sex doll exactly about two three thousand pounds pet you know you know me exactly can you can you not do it on your storm it's so handy i think you can clarner it over three you probably can't climb that but you don't want to then be taken out of the match do you the crims being it's getting thrown everywhere and also presumably through a balloon payment at the end with the original ones there was a very much a balloon period because that's what they look like is it worth it those you've got those traffic lanes no the traffic lanes when you need a passenger would it be worth it just for that maybe no no lebens used to do that in Bristol what used to take a sex doll with him to indicate that he's bad at anything what he used to do he used to do in Bristol at Endermole Studios in Bristol they put in a really like tough bus lane that everyone was really annoyed about the only people in allowed in the bus lane were black cab drivers in old lebens brought a black cab stuck a mannequin or sex doll in it with a you know hair on and a mac and used to drive to work down the bus lane and well in a loophole in all fairness at least he made sure they were stressed started i think so because you you can get in and out of like bones you're not supposed to be in you very much do you get in and out of zones in fake taxi you're absolutely right i've just realised what peb is talking about yeah let's move on uh before it's very different actually you're probably now hoping that you could somehow rewind and and and withdraw from your comment into that incidentally i'll take us off on a different tangent because that's same studios in bristol let's let's talk about that yeah nice pair of bristles on it dave did there have a nice pair of bristles sorry dave what tipping point is is is filmed there now it's weird you should say that because we had photographs done for our radio station you know awful radio station photographs you've had many of them in your life like this hey hold the toothbrush if you do the breakfast show and all that yeah lady who did my makeup normally does bend shepherd's makeup in the week in bristol at tipping point there you go well on that fed says what is something you do that is normal for you but if you say that out loud you get questioned by others here's your public forum for admission he says for example i always count how long i p4 that's weird i mean why have you told us that fed that is fair play for sharing and sharing and you know it's caring but i wonder wonder how many seconds is his average yeah i wonder what you're like put that on feds and we'll revisit this next week okay so here's listen here's a game on this of course his name feds okay so if feds actually gives that we could almost do this like as a tiebreaker question okay okay it gives us the actual duration of his urination yeah and then we could all at the end of this podcast or indeed now yeah we could all actually you know write down something ned the producer could keep a list of this and then we could actually surprise ourselves next week by seeing who was closest to the street ah okay guess the piss okay right okay like that so feds you will have to come back for what are we going for average or his record how many times will you have to go for to get an average the mean is the one that's directly in the middle yeah average you add them all together and divide so medium as well though have medium i know yeah it gets quite confusing yeah so roughly how long he pisses for listen he just has to give us a a time i mean it's it's largely academic right fair well what about this what about this one colour because we're no no no ped no stop it you get one of those charts from no no listen ph thing what about this then if we want to be really you know if you want to put an extra an extra layer to this yeah record how long your average is in the next week hey hey you mean like record is in sound no no no all right no it's not going on day but that is not going on day there's only one issue with this whole plan go on there's only one issue we we don't know when we'll ever see amdi bush again there is true that is my next season fellas this time that is true that guy could be true all right i do like our attempts though to make ourselves britain's uk's number one golden shower podcast why not yeah absolute pissing point there you go there's a game show idea i sit on the ben next time i'm impressed that is i mean that is we are we are really good at this take that to channel five absolutely i just listen i think they'd lap it up and yeah i don't you mean it is a portrait of words my cup be a narrator by amdi bush absolutely because we are we are now taking the piss obviously right that is it we are done i've said it six times first time you've got onto it where's the laugh there you go sorry what a way to finish the podcast listen amdi lovely to see you i will see you guys in negotiations to see whether we can get you next week as well who knows we'll see the trophies imagine that imagine that right we are going to take it easy see you all later bye