From DailyDoseOfWeirdNews.com, I'm Darren Marlar and this is your Daily Dose of Weird News. This episode is brought to you by the audiobook Theodore the Great, Conservative Crusader by Daniel Ruddy, narrated by Darren Marlar. Here's a free sample on the audiobooks page at MarlarHouse.com. Back in 2004, Mary Grahams was pulling weeds on her family farm in Alberta, Canada and somehow lost her engagement ring in the process. All these years later, the ring is turned up, incredibly, with a carrot growing through the middle of it. It seems her daughter-in-law plucked the lucky carrot from the ground and her son immediately recognized it as his mom's lost ring. 84-year-old Mary said, I'm going to wear it because it still fits. Sadly, her husband died five years ago. He gave her the ring in 1951. Amazing. The woman loses her diamond ring when it's found 13 years later and has another carrot added to it. Selena Gomez recently tweeted that she can hardly wait for people to forget about me. Well, one idea might be to stop tweeting that you owe people forget about you. It just reminds them that you're there. A brawl broke out at a Dayton, Ohio funeral home during the viewing. According to a police report, a woman arrived at the viewing claiming to be the current girlfriend of the deceased man. However, the wife asked the woman to be removed from the viewing. An altercation ensued between the two women. A family member attending the viewing pepper sprayed the women and the fight broke up. It was so unexpected and exciting that the grandkids in the back row stood up and started yelling, Encore! A company claims it's selling a drone that can walk dogs. If you're to that point, perhaps as best you just not get a dog. There's quite a bizarre mystery going on at the Avon Lake, Ohio Public Library. The staff have been scratching their heads trying to figure out who has scattered 30 empty A1 Steaksauce bottles around the place over the past two months, with no clues offered from surveillance tapes. Most of the bottles have turned up in the adult fiction and non-fiction sections. The library is stumped. They've pretty much ruled out prankster kids as the bottles appear to be left during school hours. A library manager wonders if this is some kind of fourth-dimensional chess match asking, Is it a game that we don't know how to play? I think you're half right. You don't know how to play it. And you are the pawns. Hillary Clinton is set to release her book What Happened next month that explains her loss in the 2016 election. It's said to be a quick read, with just one page saying, I was a terrible candidate. Police are investigating after a woman assaulted her mother with a cheeseburger at a McDonald's. Indianapolis Metropolitan Police were called after the two women got in a fight because the mom told her daughter she could no longer stay at her home. Reportedly, the mom drove her daughter to someone else's house, but on the way, the daughter changed her mind about where she wanted to go. The 60-year-old mother told officers her daughter, 39, started yelling at her, so she stopped at McDonald's.  The mom told police she had pain on the left side of her face, which was red and swollen. The daughter got into another driver's vehicle and fled the scene. Great idea, daughter. These kinds of actions are exactly what a mom wants to see, so she'll invite you to stay at her house after all. Well played.  How do they plan on doing that? How do you know if somebody is a white supremacist just by their name? Unless their name is Whitey McBlackhater, how do you know? Fair warning, ladies in the Los Angeles area, don't date Paul Gonzalez. Seems the 44-year-old meets women online and invites them out to dinner. Nothing wrong with that, but then after the big meal has been consumed, Paul suddenly vanishes. One of his victims described how he had eaten $100 worth of food at a restaurant, explaining he had to order two entrees because he's a bodybuilder, before saying he was going to the bathroom. She never saw him again. Meanwhile, a woman identified as only Beth says she met Dave Gonzalez on Bumble before agreeing to dinner at a restaurant. Gonzalez ordered a glass of Pinot, a Caesar salad with a side of shrimp, a steak and a baked potato, and a most of the meal before excusing himself to take a phone call. He never returned. A text went unanswered and his Bumble profile was later removed. According to police, Gonzalez has also walked out of a salon, still clad in a smock, without paying for a haircut in color. If I were the police, once I arrest the guy, I'd make sure to have someone watching at all times when he asks for a little privacy to make his one phone call to a lawyer. A Florida man who accidentally fired a gun in a strip club restroom while trying to take a selfie has been sent to prison. Somebody obviously does not understand how selfies work. A California man was arrested for posing as a dentist while cooking meth in his office. The red flag for police was when the man's patience kept coming out with worse teeth than when they went in, yet kept coming back for more. Taco Bell has announced that it will soon launch the naked egg taco, a breakfast taco that uses a fried egg as its shell. I'm not joking. A study says millennials are more willing than others to marry someone in debt. Well, if you're wanting to marry someone college-educated, it's pretty safe to believe they're in debt. According to new polls, six out of ten voters in Michigan, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin say they feel embarrassed by Donald Trump's conduct as president. But then the same ratio is excited about voting for Kid Rock to be their governor of the state, so consider that for what it's worth. Being a pilot for a commercial airline certainly has its perks. Travel to exotic places, a cool uniform, and those breathtaking views of the sky. But the job can also come with a side of something much more sobering, depression. A new report says that nearly 13% of commercial airline pilots may be clinically depressed. So the next time you're boarding and your pilot asks, how are you today? Perhaps the more important question would be, no, how are you today? Apparently 41% of men cry after watching in-flight movies. According to a new survey by Virgin Atlantic, that's the case for four out of 10 men after they watch an in-flight movie. Scientists have confirmed that people in general do become more emotional while flying. One academic paper from George Mason University hypothesizes that an airplane cabin might be the perfect emotional landscape for tears.  So now flying is emasculating men. Is there anything feminists won't destroy? A new survey finds that the Cheesecake Factory features America's unhealthiest restaurant food. Well, yeah, it's right there in the name. Cheesecake Factory. Americans are dying these days with an average of $62,000 in debt. So that $62,000 they don't have to pay back? Win! In a related story, a survey says one in 10 Americans say they will die in debt, while others currently living in debt are praying for death's sweet release. North Korea is warning there could be a nuclear war if U.S. military drills turn to actual fighting. Look at North Korea trying to get our attention after we just plain forgot about them for the past week and a half. Scientists say Walruses have returned early this year to America due to shrinking Arctic ice. Although I personally think they arrived early because they wanted to catch the solar eclipse too. President Trump was getting some grief online this week for tweeting the word heal spelled with two E's when he should have typed heal H-E-A-L. As in, with any luck, our nation will eventually heal following my presidency. Benjamin David was fed up with the stress of commuting on busy city roads. So he now packs his laptop, suit and shoes into a waterproof bag, straps it to his back and swims two kilometers to work along the Isar River in Munich, Germany. Depending on the season, he wears swimming trunks or a long wetsuit, as well as rubber sandals to protect his feet from glass or the occasional bicycle laying in the river. His commute sometimes invites laughs from bystanders on the bridges above, but he says it's faster and more relaxing than sitting in traffic. Although I still do not understand why this guy doesn't just buy a canoe. The website OKCupid has a zero-tolerance policy for white supremacists and just kicked one off its site permanently. A profile belonging to white nationalist leader Christopher Cantwell most recently featured in a Vice News documentary about the violence in Charlottesville last weekend was discovered on the dating site. After OKCupid's support team was alerted, it immediately banned him. Hey, maybe he could get on at OK Stupid. A landlord entering a vacated apartment in Sweden found himself confronted with the strong smell of urine, horse excrement and hay. It was later learned that a man evicted for a failure to pay rent on his ground floor apartment had been living with a pony. Well, you know what, the lease said no cats or dogs. It didn't say anything about horses. They say a lot of college graduates these days are really bad riders. Well, they probably should have gone to a gooder college. Would your teen voluntarily wear old school mom jeans and a baggy dad shirt on the first day of school? Don't rule it out just yet. These days, it's all about the retweets. The new trend on Twitter is having students leave their first day outfits in the hands of friends and even strangers. They're finding the wackiest things they'd be willing to wear, then posting it on the social networking site saying that they would wear it if they get a certain amount of retweets. In my day, that would have been taped-up glasses and high-water pants with suspenders. Not sure any amount of retweeting would have gotten me into that get-up. Study says wine tastes better to people when they think it's more expensive. That's why I only buy the boxes with the really nice pictures on them. Adoption of voice assistants, such as Amazon Echo and Google Home, more than doubled from 2015 to 2016. A new report shows 56% of U.S. broadband households find it appealing to use voice assistants to control smart home devices, but they still won't get you a drink from the fridge, so they're pretty useless. The newest government report questions the value of financing the military's various musical bands. And let's face it, they haven't had a hit in years. Terrence Nafies of New Jersey got the ride of his life after paying the $1.50 toll to cross the Middle Thorough Fair Bridge with his wife, daughter and daughter's friend in his Toyota RAV4. As he was crossing the steel grate, it began to rise three to six feet because a vessel was trying to cross. Nafies told reporters my wife said, I think the bridge is opening. With terrified of dropping 65 feet into the water, he simply gunned the engine and was able to make it to the other side James Bond style, but with a big impact. Fortunately, nobody was hurt, but Nafies estimates that his SUV suffered about $10,000 in damages. Authorities said the operator of the bridge was to blame for the scare. That operator blamed Sunglair. And now that we've just had that solar eclipse, how much you want to bet every single car accident in Midwest America is going to be blamed on that. In Florida, a state trooper tried to stop a car about a window tint violation. As the trooper followed, the driver tossed something from the window, which lodged in the trooper's car grille. When backup arrived, they were able to stop the car. That's when they discovered the thing that got stuck in the trooper's grille was a bag of marijuana. When they frisked the driver of the car, they found another bag of marijuana, staking out of his rear end. Also, an open beer was in the center console. Yet the only way this could have been worse is if the guy was also not wearing a seat belt. What? Oh! Really? Seriously? Okay, it turns out he wasn't wearing a seat belt, either. Forget about hallucinations if you want to start seeing and hearing things. Just drink lots of coffee. Researchers studied 200 students and found that those who drank 7 cups of coffee a day were three times more likely to see ghosts, things that were not there, also hear voices than those who just had one cup of coffee. The scientists at England's University of Durham believe the caffeine in coffee triggers the release of the hormone cortisol, which is also released by stress and that may lead to hallucinations. But study head Simon James also noted that stressed people may simply drink more coffee and that could cause them to see people and things that are not there. The scientists noted that caffeine is also present in tea, energy drinks and chocolate. So, dear Maxwell House, I see dead people. Bonnie Tyler's mega-hit from the 80s, Total Eclipse of the Heart, went to number one Monday on iTunes. But now she's back down to number 6837. Sorry, Bonnie. A survey says one in four people believe robots would make better politicians than people. Who did you vote for? I voted for the Trump Bot 3000. The US Secret Service is reportedly going broke protecting the Trumps. The agency can no longer pay the hundreds of agents it needs to carry out the expanded protective mission, in large part due to the sheer size of President Trump's family and efforts necessary to secure their multiple residences up and down the East Coast. What about Eric and Tiffany? I think a couple of mall cops would probably be fine for those two. A government employee in China has resigned after it was revealed that for the past two years, he was pulling paychecks at another job while he was on paid sick leave. The former employee went on sick leave in June 2015, soon after he began working full-time as a manager at a restaurant. It truly is sad though, you don't see how much the West has corrupted the Chinese people. Game of Thrones fans are complaining that the latest episode pushed the boundaries of believability. Really? Isn't this the same show that has dragons? Down in Arkansas, while going through a bag of donated clothing, a blessed sacrament worker found something she was pretty sure was not supposed to be there. A loaded handgun. The weapon was discovered in a plastic sack of donated clothes according to the initial incident report. The silver and black 9mm handgun had 10 rounds in the magazine. Police checked to see if it had been stolen, but it had not. Officer John Shipman then attempted to call the woman who had dropped off the clothing but was unsuccessful, so the gun sits in the evidence room for now. Can you still call yourselves goodwill if you're taking in handguns? In New Hampshire, 61-year-old Leslie Kahn found herself trapped in her own swimming pool after the ladder broke, so she turned to the loving arms of Facebook for the rescue. She told reporters, I had one foot on the ladder and when I put my other foot on it, it went down and I cracked my knee. She didn't have the upper body strength to pull herself out, nobody else was home, and her phone was inside. With few other options, Kahn used a pool pole to drag the chair her iPad was on toward her and posted in a community Facebook page asking for help. She said she labeled the post 9-1-1 to get people's attention. A woman who lived nearby showed up, followed by police and a neighbor. Her rescuers put a step ladder in the pool and Mrs. Kahn climbed right out with her sense of humor intact. She says people keep saying, I bet you can laugh about it now. I was laughing about it then, what else can you do?  The judge said that forced outdoor defecation is a form of torture and that the woman who is in her 20s has a right to a toilet. The judge noted that women in Indian villages often wait until sunset to answer nature's call. This is not only a physical cruelty, but a violation of the modesty of a woman. It can also be dangerous after dark. Outdoor defecation in India is a major health threat that has prompted a government campaign to ensure an indoor toilet in every household by the year 2019. The woman's husband said an indoor toilet was not an issue when the couple married five years ago, but the woman's lawyer said he refused repeated demands, prompting her to file for divorce two years ago. It's like the guy enjoys his woman smelling of ode de toilette. The average adult now has 37 online accounts, but uses just five passwords to keep them secure, and one in four people use a single password for most of their accounts. Well, of course, because the password is easier if you only have one to remember. For example, I use password 123 for everything. That way, I won't forget it. And it's so simple nobody's going to ever guess it. Helena Montana has removed a memorial to Confederate soldiers. Meanwhile, Hannah Montana continues to go south unabated. 40% of couples save their most important conversations for the car, according to Sheila's Wheels, a British insurance company. Why? Well, there are fewer distractions. I get this, 20% of women have so little face-to-face contact with their partners that they primarily use text messages to communicate. Post-it notes are another favorite way for 10% of women to communicate with a husband with one in 14 using email. And on my bride and I, we'll email each other while we're both in the same house. And as for having important conversations in the car, so true. Personally, though, I don't think it's because the distractions are minimalized. I think it's because she knows that at 60 miles per hour, I can't jump out of the car if I don't like what she's saying. Many believe wealthy people are liars and cheaters, and now scientists have proof that it's true. In a bizarre study, researchers concluded that rich folks are more likely to lie, cheat, steal and break rules than poorer people. Even worse, like Michael Douglas' cheating Wall Street stockbroker Gordon Gekko, rich folks think greed is good. We found that it's much more prevalent for people in the higher ranks of society to see greed and self-interest as good pursuits, says Paul Piff, the head of the study conducted by the University of California at Berkeley. In one of the study's tests, researchers found that richer folks were more likely to cheat at an online game to win $50. In another, fat cats driving luxury cars were more likely to cut off motorists at a four-way intersection than drivers of cheaper vehicles. One thing scientists did not find out was, do people become wealthy because they break the rules? Or does having wealth make you lie and cheat? Says Piff, it seems like a vicious cycle. Personally, I think I would be the exception to this rule. In fact, if you want to give me a non-refundable $10 million, I would be happy to prove it. Mark Wahlberg soared to the top of the world's highest-paid actors on an annual Forbes magazine poll. Wahlberg 46 earned an estimated $68 million in 2017 thanks to his paydays for movies Daddy's Home 2 and Transformers The Last Night. Wow! Imagine what he might have made if he'd actually been able to land good movies. Tiffany Trump's recent Roman holiday included a stay on a friend's yacht and over $100,000 in car rental costs. Over $100,000 in car rentals? How does somebody do that when they're staying on a boat? When NASA launched Voyager 1 and Voyager 2 deep into space 40 years ago, each spacecraft brought along a golden record with sights and sounds from Earth, just in case any aliens were to stumble across it. Well, now that record is being recreated in a box set for humans on Earth. And after seeing the list of songs chosen for those records, it is completely understandable why aliens have decided not to visit us. A British study claims that cats prefer spending time with humans over eating food. On the flip side, humans would rather spend time with food than with cats. Or with other humans for that matter. If you bought any avocados on Facebook, they're probably stolen. With local and global demand for avocados showing no sign of tapering off, there have been dozens of nighttime raids on orchards in New Zealand by thieves. But while last year most of the stolen crops ended up in roadside fruit stands and small shops, this year thieves have had to get more creative, and they're taking their stolen wares to social media like Facebook. Alright, maybe I'm just out of the loop here, but who does grocery shopping on Facebook? Some white supremacists taking DNA tests have discovered they're part black. That's gotta be awkward at the Klan meetings. Just wait until it comes out that they're also Lionel Richie fans. A new study finds that human brains are hardwired to gossip. I didn't realize the National Enquirer conducted studies, did you? Snack company KIND dumped 45,485 pounds of sugar in Times Square on Tuesday to spark conversation about how much added sugar children consume. On the plus side, New York's rodent problem has just been solved by giving all of the rats diabetes. 95-year-old producer Norman Lear has been given the go-ahead to produce a new series for NBC called Guess Who Died. Well, at 95 years old, has anybody considered this might be his autobiography? Canada plans to legalize recreational marijuana in 2018. An official says Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's liberal government will introduce legislation this spring that is expected to become law by July of next year. At which point, everybody who said they'd leave the U.S. if Trump got elected now have another reason to make good on that premise. Customers and employees of Joe's Crab Shack were stunned last week to discover the restaurants closed with no warning. The company has closed 41 restaurants so far. Man, first it was Radio Shack, now it's Joe's Crab Shack. I'd be getting my resume updated if I work at the Shake Shack. The man in Germany was charged with theft and burglary after police said they found 93 pounds of women's panties, bras, and other underwear at his home. Investigators believe the man took as many as 1,500 undergarments from apartment complex laundry rooms before he was caught. Well, I guess everybody needs a hobby. The next version of Google's Android software will be called Oreo. Followed shortly thereafter by someone saying it's racist because we live in 2017. UFO experts say that California is the state with the most UFO sightings. With all the plastic surgery there, the aliens are probably confused, thinking California is their home planet. A former computer programmer who got rich by rigging state lottery systems has been sentenced to prison. He's assigned to cell numbers 4, 6, 12, 22, and Red Cell 81. The study finds that about a third of new parents lose the equivalent of two months of sleep during their baby's first year. And one in five parents said they lose more than three hours a night, almost three full nights a week. But even those of us without kids, we still lose that much sleep, usually from staying up late binge-watching Netflix. In Spain, Rocio Cortes Nunez delivered her third child by C-section at Seville's Voma Hospital. Shortly after the delivery, she was being wheeled from surgery to a recovery room and was in an elevator when sheer tragedy struck. Reportedly, while the doors opened and shut, the elevator didn't move. So the orderlies decided to try another elevator. But as they were moving Mrs. Nunez out and with the doors open, the elevator suddenly started going up. The exact details have not been confirmed, but reports from the BBC suggest that when the elevator started moving, part of her body was outside the elevator and part was in. And she was decapitated. Her newborn baby was not in the elevator with her during the accident, which a regional health minister describes as quick, unusual, and tragic. Her family is demanding somebody be punished over the death. Believe it or not, the elevator was reportedly serviced fewer than 10 days ago. Hold the phone! In-person contact is the only type of interaction that beats depression. Oregon Health and Science University researchers studied data on 11,000-plus adults ages 50 and over who'd been asked how often they communicated with family and friends through get-togethers, calls, letter, and emails. Those who saw loved ones in person at least three times a week, they had just a 6.5% chance of being diagnosed with political depression. But those who got in-person contact only every few months or less had a 11.5% chance. Which all seems kind of strange to me, because isn't it typically dealing with your family that causes depression? They may get incredible free healthcare, not have to pay back student loans, and a pension for life. But even congressmen and congresswomen are held to the same standards as the rest of us when they break the law. Montana Representative Greg Gianforte had lost his bid to avoid being booked, photographed, and fingerprinted for assaulting a reporter the day before he was elected last May. Judge Rick West ordered Gianforte to report to the Gallatin County Detention Center to be booked for the assault charged by September 15th. Gianforte was never arrested and booked for the assault against Guardian reporter Ben Jacobs on May 24th. Prosecutors filed the assault charge later that day, and Gianforte pleaded guilty in June. However, his attorneys argued that he should not have to be photographed and fingerprinted because he was never actually arrested. But the judge shot that down. Of course, Gianforte wouldn't want anybody to have a mugshot to use against him, you know, when he runs for re-election next year.  A joint study at Cornell and Notre Dame University seems to prove that the old saying, nice guys finish last is true, especially in the workplace. The researchers found that men who were less agreeable earned 18% more or an extra $10,000 annually and similar types of women averaged 5% more or nearly $2,000 per year. Nice guys are getting the shaft, declares Cornell professor Beth A. Livingston. The problem is many managers don't realize they reward disagreeableness. I wanted to show this to my boss in the hopes of him changing the way he treats me, but I don't like confrontation. Police in Germany have seized a stash of Donald Trump-shaped ecstasy pills. During a recent random traffic stop, cops glanced inside a van and saw the 5,000 pills which were pressed into the shape of the president's head. Alright, wait a minute here. This one looks like Fred Flintstone. I think some of these might be kids' vitamins. Whether it's the result of a solid economy or simply generosity, the Tooth Fairy is slipping a lot of money under pillows in exchange for baby teeth. The nationwide average in 2016 was $4.66 per tooth, up 19% from the $3.91 she gave in 2015, and up a staggering 93% from the $2.42 she gave in 2012. That's the word from the annual Tooth Fairy poll of 1,588 parents nationwide conducted by Delta Dental, which points to the busy fairies as a barometer of the stock market's overall direction. And I was born in the wrong decade. I only got a quarter from the Tooth Fairy for my lost molars. Ex-CIA Operative Valerie Plame, whose cover was blown during the George W. Bush administration, she wants to buy Twitter. Why? Just to get President Trump thrown off of it. And with that in mind, she has started a GoFundMe page to buy a controlling interest in Twitter in order to delete the president's account. The company is currently worth about $12 billion, and so far she's got right around $53. In her new book detailing her failed 2016 presidential campaign, Hillary Clinton writes that while she kept her composure during their town hall debate when Donald Trump stalked her on stage and invaded her space, she was thinking that the then GOP candidate was a creep who made her skin crawl. Isn't it great to learn she's not a sore loser? A Catholic priest has taken a leave of absence after revealing his past as a member of the KKK. The Klan and the priesthood. Maybe he's not a white supremacist after all. Maybe he just really enjoys the feel of loose-flowing garments. A truck driver distracted by a GPS unit crashed in Arkansas and spilled a truckload of spaghetti sauce. Earlier this month in Arkansas, a tank car filled with bourbon crashed on an interstate. And also this month in Arkansas, a truck accident left frozen pizzas scattered about. So the lesson here is clear. Hang out on Arkansas highways if you want to save money on your grocery bill. If you're already an official weirdo, please share this video on Facebook, Twitter, Reddit and other social media to help get the word out. If you'd like to become an official weirdo, simply click that subscribe button and the notification bell. And while you're at it, click that like button to let the world know that you're a weirdo.


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Oh, I've seen I've seen 30 seconds the Mars in concert hollow bug Donovan's jazz Actually has a pretty powerful voice They're pretty good. They open up from use Shen again rated rookie lighted up hollow LeBron James and use is awesome. Yeah, I love you. That was that was a sick show For just three dudes, it's pretty it's pretty impressive Them and like Green Day, I are like very very good in that way Ricky Rubio 104 of 149 lime green for the Cavs green is pretty good. Oh, that was actually my first concert Should I go to Salazar thunder hollow?  Yeah, I saw my chemical romance open up for Green Day and like nobody who my chemical romance wasn't the time They became huge Moses Moody exemption is Kade Cunningham rookie dominator signatures pistons What a crazy crazy half case trying to reach a pen here pistons Kade Cunningham rookie dominator signatures That one should be numbered. I would think it's a 99. I'm not entirely sure Cool, there's a Middleton 75 years for the bucks Yeah, I can imagine Italy having great food Red raided rookie Kade Cunningham. It's like two packs apart Pistons again seven of 99 Good God Raymond G is crushing it get that black velocity Scottie Barnes earlier a Kade auto and a red raided rookie Kade Cunningham Craziness Yeah, I saw those those are awesome. Oh, it's Highland raided rookie I think they were given a big top skim to with the event. Yeah, hollow Brandon Clark Grizzlies Yeah Butler Durkin Durkin Wade Yeah, I'm sure they will they played it when I saw him a few years ago Got Evan Mobley raided rookie hollow elite nineators Anthony Davis Lakers That crazy half case. This is a really good case overall actually Davion Mitchell hollow raided rookie Greg round the third for Portland's Lighted up LeBron 75 years Alonzo morning. This is all in a half Keep going Orange Malik Beasley for the T Wolves 51 of 199. That's correct. And oh, this is all in less than four boxes And hollow Jason Tate himself congratulations to whoever's in this break I think Raymond has the pistons and the Raptors. Yeah, he does. Oh, man. Congratulations Raymond He bought the big teams you rolled the dice and it paid off See how sure you've been here all day y'all all been here all day Yeah, the audible 10 out of the card itself, I don't know man Raided rookie Scotty Barnes a lime green Josh Hart for the Pelicans numbered 128 to 149 Really Dean? That's awesome. Man. I'd love to see Adam Sandler live hollow raided rookie Usman Gruber Rockets He's not like the best stand-up, but I just feel like I love his comment Kessler Edwards raided rookie auto hollow for the Nets. There's something up at the top of that card, too It's not an actual ding. It's just like Printing error or something printing issue Getting a box and a wrap wrapper for the Nets for that Edwards The rookies Jalen Green 75 years Cade Cunningham Have a listen to the smile. What's the smile? Josh Schitty raided rookie Thunder doesn't ring a bell Blue John Collins Atlanta one of 59 Hollow Malik Beasley T Wolves I was like, I don't stand there always makes up like it's like a musical comedy No, I have not I'm gonna have to check that out though Hollow elite dominators Jason Tatum Celtics Every time I'm like, oh, I want to go see that concert. I'm like, dang tickets are expensive Hollow Lakers Anthony Davis Book Knight raided rookie Lamello elite dominators He's Keita orange Robert Covington Blazers numbered 117 of 199 You know, it was an interesting pairing for that. I saw of a concert I saw Anderson Pak open up for Florence and the machine. That was interesting, but that was awesome Aaron Gordon Nuggets Hollow Dwight Howard and Carmelo Nuggets on the right side 4 of 99 Who? Marilyn Manson Yeah The Nine Inch Nails The Edge of Boyle Hatterdale So soon we raided rookie Yeah, Trent Reznor is awesome Hollow Darius Beasley Thunder that one is really dinged up Getting a boxer rapper for the Thunder now Anderson Pog is a hello underrated. He's on so many like He's kind of like, I mean Bruno Mars isn't underrated anymore, but like Bruno Mars wrote songs for like everybody for years Zion Williamson Stargazing Hollow for the Pelicans Anderson Pog is kind of like that Phenomenal drummer Just a great all-around musician too, man You can listen to his music and you get like so many different genres. It's so much fun All right, last box Kyrie Irving and James Hardin Chris Duarte raided rookie. You've got a red demonisabonis Pacers numbered 4 of 99 Mars Volta sounds cool though, man. I'd love to see a band like that live Blimey Green Dylan Brooks Grizzlies Numbered 111 of 149. I think that's just dust on the left side of that card Hollow Eric Gordon for the Rockets The Colation is off, but this is a very damaged Malcolm Brogdon Something must have happened The cards in this box a JT Thor raided rookie auto hollow for the, uh, Hornets Joe Harris That's not like a normal being something that you've got caught on something It's also out of place too Pacers getting an empty box wrapper now 75 years, Tim Duncan Garuba lighted up hollow Kyrie Irving for the Nets Johnson Hollow for the Mavericks Jalen Brunson Hollow John Collins for the Hawks And you can see the Collins for it Kispert, Nikolay Yolkic stargazing That are like a like a show like a like a Broadway type show like a play Hollow Deandre Hunter Hawks I need to see some live performance, you know, other than sports Not that again sports I could always watch sports But I need to diversify because I always only watch sports The delivers 75 years of the NBA BAM out of bio If Book of Mormon comes to Orlando, I'm all on that Got orange drew holiday bucks numbered 39 of 199 Cooper 75 years Frans Bogner a lot of dust on that one too Key on Johnson lighted up LeBron Jane Springer I'll show it again Rated rookie hollow David Johnson Raptors Yeah, there's some pretty Scucked up dinged up cards in this box Nothing huge thankfully, but still not great Uh lead dominators hollow jane pardon that Yeah, this isn't come off So I get a box wrapper out to the magic spot as well The heart of this fine number than that's one sec guys. We'll do a recap Still a very very awesome six box break. We have a full case up next Glad we uh glad I got those chickens I didn't realize the other fries would be so big. Yeah What those chicken hairs are probably my breakfast now Cap time Hornets hollow auto JT Thor Nets hollow auto Kessler Edwards. This had like a printing issue in the top, right? That's not an actual ding It's like underneath the finish of the card. So we'll send the box wrapper with it Terrence Ross magic dominators auto 47 of 99 got optographs king's Nate Archibald numbered to 99 Pistons on the Cade Cunningham rookie dominator signatures On the redemption there orange rated rookie thunder josh giddy Red rated rookie pistons Cade Cunningham and black velocity scottie barns raptors 37 of 39 what a break. Thanks again, everybody We've got more optic up next


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Hello there, my beautiful internet friends. The past 10 years of my life have been characterized by searching for a diagnosis for something that has been wrong with my body. By the time I was 15, I knew that I wasn't quite normal. But I never understood why. And that started a journey that has continued up until present date at age 30, over a decade and a half of seeing doctors and being referred to specialists and having tests and scans and blood work done and receiving a lot of shepherd kisses along the way. Being sent to the Mayo Clinic for days for testing, coming back home with no answers, trying to find someone else who might have some insight to what is going on, being in pain management because no one had any answers, not being able to work like a normal person because I just felt bad so often. I have spent so much time being desperate to have an answer. And even if the answer wasn't great, if I could just have a word to describe it, so I didn't feel like a crazy person. So I didn't have to keep describing this long list of seemingly random symptoms to the next new doctor I saw or to the ER visit that I had. Like that just felt like it would be so important. And I have that and I wanted to share with you what it has felt like over the past two weeks to cope with the idea that I have that answer that I've been looking for, but it is something that may not have a solution. So with that being said, let's dive in. As we dive in today, I do want to note that I'm very excited about new merch that I have. This beautiful little coffee cup with this super, super cute drawing on it. And also this t-shirt, as you can see, feature artwork by the artist walking on wheels. They drew this as fan art for me. I loved it so much. I asked if we could collaborate on merch together. So if you're interested, you can find this and this and so much more in my merch store at footlessjo.com.  Let's talk about making peace with a lifetime illness. So I'm not gonna like bury the lead here. I'm just gonna tell you guys that a couple of Mondays ago, I was diagnosed with fibromyalgia. This comes on the tail of a lot of testing, which is on the tail of even more testing and scans and different specialists and doctors and ruling literally everything else out and also having all of the signs and symptoms for this disorder. Now I'll put some links down below if you're interested in learning a little bit more about this condition, but I wanted to share from an emotional perspective what it's been like to try to reconcile the idea that maybe it's not gonna get better because that's what comes along with this. When you're searching for answers, there's always something that could be around the next corner and after a few years of doing that, you are damn near exhausted and ready to quit and there have been so many times when I'm like, I am not gonna talk to another doctor, I'm not trying another medication, I'm not trying another diet or remedy or whatever it is because I'm just so tired and nothing works, but I think hope is kind of programmed into us and so I've always wanted to like, okay, I'll just, I'll keep going, I'll keep going, I'll keep trying this next thing. He said something that I really appreciated. He said that a lot of doctors aren't really willing to admit the fact that this doesn't have great solutions, that this is shitty news. Yes, absolutely, there are things that we can try, but I've already tried many of those things and he made it very clear that I should keep doing that if that's what I wanna do, but that this is something that a lot of people just have to learn to live with and Brian's reaction was basically, that's unacceptable, right? Like there's, what's the next thing to do? Who do we talk to next? What do we try? How do we fix this? There has to be an answer and it's weird to think that there might not be. After trying things and looking for an answer for so long, I am deeply tired on like a soul level tired of my body and of trying to figure it out and of trying to find a solution, trying to make it something that maybe it isn't. So I've been sitting with this idea that maybe it's not going to get better. Maybe life really is about managing it, helping symptoms as best I can, but not finding a solution or a cure because that doesn't really exist. That is hard to wrap my head around. Like don't get me wrong, the fact that all of these symptoms have existed in my life since I was a teenager in varying degrees, I kind of had like a gut level understanding that my life is probably always gonna feel like this to some extent, but I think there's a piece of you that always holds on to hope that maybe one day someone's gonna say the one thing and prescribe the one medication that's gonna make everything better. And the thing is I could still hold on to that hope. I could still fight for that. I could still go to see new doctors, a new specialist and new appointments and try new things and keep going and keep going. But what if I'm just tired? What if this is how life is gonna be? This is really hard to wrap my head around. I don't know what to do with the idea that I might always feel this way. And when I say that from the outside, I think it'd be easy to be like, well, you know, I get that it's hard, but you've been doing it this long, right? But there's a big difference between something being temporary and something being most possibly permanent. I'm not sure how to make peace with the fact that I might always be in pain, that I might always feel unwell, that I might always have good days and bad days that are unpredictable and have flare ups that kind of come out of nowhere and suddenly I can't do the things that I need to do that I desperately wanna do. How do I make peace with the idea that I might never be in my definition of the term a functional human being? How do I actually sit with the fact that I might always hurt? Because it's much easier to hold on to hope and like a positive mindset when you're still looking for answers. But if I am at the end of that race that's been going on for again, over 10 years, if this is the truth of my situation, how am I gonna live with that? How am I gonna do that? I've definitely had a lot of dark days where from almost like a rational standpoint, I'm like, hmm, okay, looking at the factors in my life, I don't wanna exist in this body. So my options are exist in this body or don't exist. And I don't like either of those options. So I've been very mad and very sad and very unmotivated and having a very hard time functioning. And I feel like my tolerance level for everything is just plummeted. Like I'm not interested in doing things I don't wanna do anymore. I'm not interested in smiling if I don't feel like it. I'm not interested in saying yes to things and people that I really wanna say no to. And I almost wonder if that might be a hidden blessing in this that where I wanna spend my limited time, energy and resources now understanding that this is what my life is gonna look like, that bar has shortened a whole lot where I want to be very specific with the things that I do with my life because if this is it, if this is the body that I am blessed and cursed to be here in, I'm gonna do what I want with it. You know, if my options are exist as a human on this planet or choose not to and I'm choosing to still exist, I almost feel like I have permission from myself now to actually make my life what I want it to be, to take time for the things that I know are good for me because for so many years, I have like pushed and pushed and pushed myself to do more and to function better and to try to mimic being a normal person as best I can with this stuff and never really knowing what was going on. I have minimized my symptoms a lot. I've not been vocal about the extent of the discomfort that I am often in. I've denied myself help that I needed. I've been very harsh in my mind towards myself and my body because it's not what I want it to be and so I push it to the breaking point pretty consistently. Maybe now I've done enough of that. Maybe I've pushed through things hard enough. I'm not interested in doing that anymore. Like I'm never gonna function as a person who is healthy because there is something that is wrong with me and knowing that does bring a weird sense of peace and relief and in the moments where I can accept it. I not like give up to it, but just accept that this is the case. Accept that I actually do have limitations. I feel a lot more compassionate towards myself to actually give myself some grace to do the things that I need to do to take care of myself, to take preventative measures. So I'm not always responding to the fact that I've pushed my body way too hard and now it is incapable of doing anything. Maybe I could like, you know, stop before that point. I kind of feel like a deer in the headlights with all of this. I think what I'm trying to say is I'm not sure what this feels like. I'm not sure what it's gonna look like. I'm also aware of the fact that I cannot predict the future and I have no idea what tomorrow is gonna bring. So when I say this could be forever, I obviously don't know that, but based on all scientific evidence and all personal evidence, it does appear to be that way. And at some point, I think I'll be into, you know, trying things or talking to different specialists or, you know, trying new remedies. But right now I am just trying to figure out what I feel about this and what it means and to let myself feel whatever emotions come up as they come up. And I think that that is all that I know how to put into words right now. I'm sure at a later point, I'll talk more about this. If you guys are interested in learning more about Vibromyalgia in general, like I said, I put some resources down below and I'll probably do a video in the future about what this actually is and some kind of like the intricacies of it, how it's diagnosed and why it's often missed and how it's often misdiagnosed and all that good stuff. But right now I'm just gonna sit with this. I have some videos coming out that are just fun in the near future, like maybe something involving a running blade, which I'm very excited about. I also wanna pause for just a moment and say that during that doctor's appointment of getting diagnosed, I was very overwhelmed by that information. I think Brian was as well. And I talked about this app before called a bridge. This video was not sponsored by them, but a bridge basically transcribes, records your medical conversations. It'll like highlight key terms or if a doctor mentions the medication, it'll kind of point that out and tell you what that's all about. And so I used a bridge for this conversation like I do for most of my medical conversations. And it was so useful to be able to go back and be like, okay, that was that name of that random medication he said that I've been on before and I could try. And here's what he said about the fibromyalgia center in Colorado and just being able to review all that information, having one place was so helpful. There are links down below to that, but it was really helpful to know that this conversation was gonna be recorded and reviewed because I kind of felt like a deer in the headlights by the end of it and just trying to like absorb all this information. Thank you, especially so much to my Patreon supporters who make all of this possible.  Link on screen if you're interested in what that's all about. But to you watching this video right now, thank you so much for spending a few minutes out of your day here with me today. You could be anywhere else in the world doing anything else. And you chose to hang out with me for a few minutes and I truly appreciate that, thank you. I love you guys, I'm thinking about you and I will see you in the next video. Bye guys.


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