Hello, this is a video covering module 3 probability with our first subtopic being the basic concepts of probability. So when we say probability, we're referring to the likelihood that an event will happen. Well, in order to get to calculating probabilities, there's a few key vocabulary words we should know about. So, first off, an experiment that's a planned activity that's carried out under controlled conditions. So, for instance, an experiment could be you flipping a coin, could be you rolling a dice, could be you pulling a card from a deck of cards. And then the sample space consists of all possible outcomes of an experiment. So when you flip a coin, the coin could land on heads or tails. That's the possible outcomes of an experiment. An event is any outcome of an experiment. So the sample space is all possible outcomes and an event is any outcome of an experiment. So the probability, like I said, is the likelihood an event will occur. So what is the probability when you flip a coin that it will land on heads? What is the probability it will land on tails? What is the probability that it will rain today? Those are all probability calculations. So what I have displayed is a table that shows some probability calculations or some discussion about the probability of children being born and whether they're boys or girls. So in my display, I used B to denote a baby boy and G to denote a baby girl. So if my experiment, my experiment, my task to be performed is to have a single birth. An example of an event for that would be one girl. It's a simple event because only one thing happens, you get at one girl. An example of another event would be just the other child or one child being born. But it's a boy. Those are both simple events. The sample space or all possible outcomes would be boy, girl. You could have a boy. You could have a girl. And you have one child born, it's a boy or girl, probability-wise. Three births. So if my experiment is now looking at three children being born, one possible event out of many would be having one boy and two girls born. So this could be boy, girl, girl. This could be girl, boy, girl. This could be boy, girl, girl. And either of those orders, that's how you can get one boy and two girls. And these are all simple events here once again. All right, so the sample space when you have three children being born is they could all be boys. All three could be girls. You could have two boys and a girl in various orders. You could have one boy and two girls in various orders and so forth. So like the more things that are involved in your experiment, the more complicated the sample space, and also the more complicated your events will be actually. So probability notation, we will often use capital S to denote the sample space. Remember, that's all possible outcomes. We will use P to denote probability, and we will typically use capital letters like A, B, and C to denote specific events. For instance, let event A be the coin lands on heads. So the probability of event A or the probability of the coin lands on heads is 1 out of 2 or 0.5. So putting this all together, if you see P open parentheses, event A close parentheses, that means what is the probability of event A occurring? So some basics for probability is that a probability will always be between 0 and 1, whether it's a fraction or decimal, it should always be between 0 and 1, otherwise you did something incorrectly. And the probability of an impossible event is 0, that means it will not happen, and the probability of event certain to occur is 1. That means it will absolutely happen. And the sum of all the probabilities of all of the outcomes of an experiment is equal to 1. For instance, when you flip a coin one time, probability of landing on heads is 0.5, probability of landing on tails is 0.5, you add those together and it does equal the total of 1. So before we jump into examples, we define an event as unlikely or unusual, sometimes they'll use those two words interchangeably, if its probability is very small. And when we say small, we're talking 0.05 or smaller. So we're talking less than or equal to 0.05. It's when an event is considered unlikely or sometimes unusual is the word they will use. So the empirical probability, whenever I say calculate empirical probability, this is actually when an experiment's being performed real time live action. So if I'm calculating the probability of sum of event A, it's literally going to be the number of times event A occurs divided by the number of times the procedure is repeated. So for instance, if I flip a coin a hundred times and I want to find the probability that I got heads, well you flip the coin a hundred times and then the numerator of your fraction or your probability will be how many heads you got and then on the bottom will be your hundred because you flip the coin a hundred times. So that's the empirical probability. But when we're in statistics class, we rarely talk about the empirical probability just because there's no way I'm going to perform every single experiment I talk about. That's a little bit rough.  No thank you. So that's where theoretical probability comes in. So this is the classical approach to probability. And so we assume that a given procedure has n different simple events and that each of those simple events has an equal chance of occurring. So for instance, when you flip a coin one time, there's two different simple events heads or tails. If event A can occur in S of these n ways, so A is the theoretical number of times something occur, then how they calculate the probability of some event A is the number of ways A can occur divided by the number of different simple events. So basically what this means is if you're flipping a coin two times, your sample space, you're flipping a single coin, sorry, you're flipping a coin one time, your sample space is that coin's either heads or tails. So if you wanted to calculate the probability of that coin landing on heads, how many different simple events are there? How many items are there in the sample space? There's two. That's the denominator. How many ways can the coin land on heads while looking at the sample space one? So that's why the probability is a half or .5. So it's number of favorable outcomes in the sample space divided by the total number of items in the sample space or total number of simple events. So why theoretical probability is often used is because empirical probability, that's what actually happens when you perform an experiment, theoretical is just that it's theoretical. Well here's the deal. As procedures or experiments are repeated again and again, the empirical probability of an event does approach the theoretical probability. That's why we use theoretical probability for our calculations. So for instance I have here a coin flipping app and I just want us to observe. Just because you flip a coin 10 times, does that mean you're going to get an even split of heads and tails, a 50-50 split, 5 and 5? I don't know, let's check it out. So I'm going to flip a coin 10 times and I'm going to toss that coin and we'll see what happens. Look at this. I flip the coin 10 times and I received one head out of 10 and nine tails out of 10. Definitely not a 50-50 split. What's going on here? Well how about I flip the coin 50 times? Let's see what the breakdown is. So I flip the coin 50 times, look at this. We have tails occurred 42% of the time or 21 out of 50 and heads occurred 58% of the time or 29 out of 50. Let's do 100. We did get closer to that 50-50 split, 0.5, 0.5, 50%, 50%. Now I flip the coin 100 times, I get 45 heads and 55 tails. What about 1000 times? Flip the coin 1000 times and look at this. I got 494 heads, which is 0.494, very close to 0.5, and I got 506 tails. That's 0.506, very close to that 0.5, 0.5 split, 50-50 split. So that's what the law of large numbers is telling you. When an experiment is performed infinitely many times, the empirical probability, the actual probability when you perform the experiment, does approach the theoretical probabilities. So that's why we use theoretical probabilities. So let's do some stuff now. So three children are born. I want us to list a sample space. So when a single birth occurs, V represents boy and we'll let G represent girl. Alright, so I want to list a sample space. So you write S equals open a bracket, that just means this is a set, it's a collection of items in the sample space. So option one, you could get three boys, all three children born are boys. You could get two boys and a girl. You could get boy-girl-boy. You could get girl-boy-boy. Now let's do the outcomes where you would have two girls and a boy. So you could have two girls born and a boy. You could have girl-boy-girl. And you could have boy-girl-girl. And lastly, you could have three girls born. So there's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight items in the sample space here. Eight possible outcomes, eight simple events, so to speak. So assuming that boys and girls are equally likely, find the probability of getting three children of all the same gender. So the probability that all three are the same gender. So out of my possible outcomes, I'll say number of possible outcomes, how many of those were all same gender? Well, if I look, I see I have triple boy and I have triple girl. So two out of eight, which is actually just one out of four, or .25.  So the probability is .25 or one fourth, that all children will be the same gender. So contingency table, actually, displays the frequency of outcomes as a table with rows and columns. For instance, if I wanted to analyze exam grades, those that got A's, those that got F's, and then of those who studied and who did not, the contingency table breaks that up. For instance, what I have on the screen is I have a 10. Those are the people that made an exam grade of an A who studied. So contingency tables are great for using the calculate probabilities. So an employer drug test its employees. If an employee is randomly selected, what is the probability of the test results in a false negative? So I want to calculate probability of false negative. That's going to equal the number of favorable outcomes or number of false negatives from our table over the total number of tests. Many people were tested, total number of tests or total number of people. So in my table, it looks like how many people were tested, how many test results do we have? Looks like 99. So my denominator is going to be 99. And now we have to figure out what in the world is a false negative, a false negative. So let's look in our negative column, test negative for drugs, subject uses drugs. Those would be the false negatives. It's a false negative of someone test negative, but they actually do use drugs. Someone test negative for drugs, but they actually do use them. So that's 10 out of 99. And if you were to divide those, you would get 0.1. So 10 out of 99 or 0.1, that is the probability of a false negative occurring, a 10 percent chance. Yikes. I have results for a polygraph test. If one of the people was randomly selected, what is the probability the subject was not lying? So not lying is what we're going to focus on. Give your answer as a person rounded to one decimal place. So I want to calculate the probability the subject was not lying. That would be the number not lying over number of people or number of polygraph test results, whatever you want to call it. So what do we have? 10 plus 30 plus 42 plus 13. How many test results do we have total? I believe 95 is appropriate. The number not lying, so that would be the people that did not lie. That would be the 10 and the 30. So that would be 10 plus 30. There's two different groups here. So 40 out of 95 is going to give you 0.421 and they want you to give a percent rounded to one decimal place. So that means move the decimal to the right two spots or multiply by 100 and you get 42.1 percent. So that's an introduction to basic probabilities and how to calculate them. Thanks for watching.


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1 John O'Neill's Legacy Queer, isn't it? Jim said. Rather, said Wally. They were sitting on little green chairs in Hyde Park. Not far off swirled the traffic of Piccadilly. Glancing across the Hyde Park corner, they could see the great red motor-buses, meeting, halting, and then rocking away in different directions, hooting as they fled. The roar of London was in their ears. It was a sunny morning in September. The park was dotted in every direction with shining perambulators, propelled by smart nurses in uniform, and tenanted by proud little people, fair-haired and rosy and extremely cheerful. Wally liked the park babies. He referred to them collectively as young jukes. They all look so jolly well-tubed, don't they? he remarked, straying from a subject in hand. Might be so bad for taismans.  Awful nice kids. He smiled at the babies in a way that made it seem ridiculous that he should be grown up and in uniform. They can't both be jukes, said Jim literally, can't grow more than one in a family. At least not at the same time, I believe. Oh well, it doesn't matter. And anyhow the one in the prams had due chess returned Wally. I say the jukes fallen in love with you, Jim. The juke, a curly-haired person in a white coat, hesitated on the footpath near the two subalterns. Jim, mustering his scourge, came close to Jim, and gravely presented him with his teddy bear. Jim received the gift as gravely, and shook hands with the small boy to his great delight. Thanks awfully, he said, it's a splendid teddy, isn't it? The nurse, greatly scandalised, swooped down upon her charge, exhorting him to be ashamed now, and not worried a gentleman. But the juke showed such distress when Jim attempted to return the teddy bear, that the matter had to be adjusted by distracting his attention in the direction of some drilling soldiers, while Wally concealed the toy under the embroidered rug which protected the plumb legs of the due chess, who submitted with delighted gurgles to being tickled under the chin. They went through reluctantly, urged by the still, horrified nurse. See what it is to be beautiful and have the glad eye, jeered Wally. Jukes never give me teddy bears. It's my look of benevolent age, Jim said, grinning. Anyhow, young Wally, if you'll stop beguiling the infant peerage and attend to business, I'll be glad. We'll have Nora and Dad here presently. I'm all attention, said his friend, but there's nothing more to be said than that it is, Rom, is there, and we said that. Nora gave me a letter from poor old O'Neill to show you, Jim said. I'll read it, if you like. The merriment that was never far from Wally Meadow's eyes died out as his chum unfollowed a sheet of paper closely written. He wrote it in the hotel in Carina Roney, I suppose, he asked gently. Yes, just after dinner on the night of the fight. You see, he was certain he wasn't coming back. Anyhow, this is what he says. My dear Nora, if I am alive after tonight, you will not get this letter. It is only to come to you if I shall have gone west. And please, don't worry if I do go west. You see, between you all you have managed almost to make me forget that I am just an apology for a man. I did not think it could be done, but you have done it. Still, now and then I remember, and I know that there will be long years after you have all gone back to that beloved Australia of yours, when there will be nothing to keep me from realizing that I am crippled and a hunchback. After tonight I have the one chance of my life of living up to the traditions of O'Neils who are fighting man. So if, by good luck, I manage to win a German or two, and then get in the way of an odd bullet myself, you mustn't grudge my finishing so much more pleasantly than I had ever hoped to do. If I do fall, I am leaving you that place of mine in Surrey. I have hardly anyone belonging to me, and they have all more money than is good for them. The family estates are entailed, but this is mine to do as I please with. I know you don't need it, but it will be a home for you and your father while Jim and Wally are fighting, if you care for it. And perhaps you will make some use of it that will interest you. I liked the place as well as I could like any place outside Ireland, and if I can look back, and I am very sure that I shall be able to look back, I shall like to see you all there, you people who brought the sun and light and laughter of Australia into the gray shadows of my life, who never seemed to see that I was different from other man.  Your friend, John O'Neill. Jim followed the letter and put it back in his pocket, and there was a long silence. Each boy was seeing again a strip of Irish beach where a brave man had died proudly. Different, Wally said at last with a catch in his voice. He wasn't different, at least only in being a jolly sight better than most fellows. Jim nodded. Well, he had his fight, and he did his bit, and, seeing how he felt about things, I'm glad for his sake that he went out, he said. Only I'm sorry for us, because it was a pretty big thing to be friends with a man like that. Anyhow, we won't forget him. We wouldn't even without this astonishing legacy of Nora's. Have you any particulars about it? Wally asked. Dad got a letter from O'Neill, too. Both were sent to his lawyers. He must have posted them himself that evening and carrying your only. Dad's was only business. The place is really left to him in trust for Nora until she comes of age. That's so that there wouldn't be any legal bother about her taking possession of it at once if she wants to. Poor old Nora's just about bowled over. She felt O'Neill's death so awfully, and now this has brought it all back. Yes, it's rough on Nora, Wally said. I expect she hates taking the place. She can't bear the idea of it. Dad and I don't much care about it, either. Wally pondered. May I see that letter again? He asked presently. Jim Linton took out the letter and handed it to his friend. He filled his pipe leisurely and lit it, while Wally knitted his brows over the sheet of cheap hotel paper. Suddenly he looked up, a flash of eagerness in his keen brown eyes. Well, I think O'Neill left that place to Nora with a purpose, he said. I don't believe it's just an ordinary legacy. Of course, it's hers, all right. But don't you think he wanted something done with it? Done with it. Yes, look here. Wally put a thin forefinger on the letter. Look what he says. Perhaps you will make some use of it that may interest you. Don't you think that means something? I believe it might, Jim said cautiously. But what? Wally hesitated. Well, he was just mad keen on the war, he said. He was always planning what he could do to help, since he couldn't fight. At least, since he thought he couldn't, the boy added with a sigh. I wonder he hadn't used it himself for something in connection with the war. He couldn't. It's lead, Jim put in quickly. The lawyers wrote about it to Dad. It's been lead for a year, and the lease expires this month. They say O'Neill had refused to renew it. That rather looks as if he had meant to do something with it, doesn't it? Wally nodded vigorously. I'll bet he did. Now he's left it to Nora to carry on. You see, they told us his own relations weren't up to much. I expect he knew they wouldn't make any use of it except for themselves. Why, it's as clear as mud, Jim. O'Neill knew that Nora didn't actually need the place, and that she and your father wanted to be near you, and still help the war themselves. They didn't like working in London. Nora's too much of a kid, and your father says himself he's not trained. Now they've got a perfectly ripping chance. Oh, bless you, Wally, set a thankful voice behind them. The boys sprang to their feet. Behind them stood a tall girl with a suntanned face and straight grey eyes. Eyes that bore marks of tears of which Nora for once was unashamed. Her brown curls were tied back with a broad black ribbon. She was very slender, skinny, Nora would have said. But despite that she was at what is known as the awkward age, no movement of Nora Linton's was ever awkward. She moved with something of the unconcerned grace of a deer. In her blue surge coat and skirt, she presented the well-groomed look that was part and parcel of her. She smiled at the two boys a little tremolously. Hello, said her brother, we didn't hear you, where did you spring from? Dad dropped me at the corner. He had to go on to Herod's, Nora answered. I came across the grass, and you two were so busy talking you didn't know I was there. I couldn't help hearing what you said, Wally. Well, I'm glad you did, Wally answered, but what do you think yourself, Nora?  It seemed too awful to take Sir John's house, to profit by his death. I couldn't bear it.  I read his letter a dozen times, but I never saw it that way. Would you agree with Wally now? Jim asked. Why, of course, don't you? I suppose I might have had the sense to see his meaning in time, but I could only think of seeming to benefit by his death. However, as long as one member of the family has seen it, it's all right. She flashed a smile at Wally. I'm just ever so much happier. It makes it all different. Nora such her voice trembled, such good chums, and now it seems as if he had really trusted us to carry on for him. Of course he did, Wally said. He knew jolly well you would make good use of it, and it would help you, too, when Jim was away. Jim, said that gentleman, Jim, what are you leaving yourself out for? Aren't you coming? Got a staff job at home? I'm ashamed of you, Wally, said Nora, severely. Of course, if you don't want to be long, where at Wally meadows flushed and laughed and muttered something unintelligible, that nevertheless was quite sufficient for his friends. It was not a thing of yesterday that friendship. It went back to days of small boyhood, when Wally, a lonely orphan from Queensland, had been Jim Linton's chum at the Melbourne Grammar School, and had fallen into a habit of spending his holidays at the Linton's big station in the north of Victoria, until it seemed that he was really one of the Billabong family. Years had knitted him and Jim and Nora into a firm triumvirate, mates in the work and play of an Australian cattle-run, watched over by the silent grey man whose existence centred in his motherless son and daughter, with a warm corner in his affections for the lithe Mary, Queensland boy, whose loyalty to Billabong and its people had never wavered since his childhood. Then, just as Jim had outgrown school and was becoming his father's right-hand man on the station, came the world-opheaval of the European War, which had whisked them all to England. To leave Nora behind was not to be thought of, and as both the boys were wild to enlist, and Wally was too young to be accepted in Australia, though not in England, it seemed that the simplest thing to do was to make the pilgrimage a general one and let the chums enlist in London. They had joined a famous British regiment, obtaining commissions without difficulty, thanks to cadet training in Australia. But their first experience of war in Flanders had been a short one. They were amongst the first to suffer from the German poison gas, and a long furlough had resulted. Mr. Linton and Nora had taken them to Ireland as soon as they were fit to travel, and the bogs and moors of Donegal, coupled with trout-fishing, had gone far to effect the cure. But their unexpected adventure had awaited them. They had made friends with Sir John O'Neill, the last of an old north of Ireland family, a half-grippled man eating out his heart against a fate that held him back from an active part in the war. Together they had managed to stumble on an oil base for German submarines, concealed on the rocky coast, and luck and boldness favouring them to trap a U-boat and her crew. It had been a short and triumphant campaign, skillfully engineered by O'Neill, and he alone had paid for the triumph with his life. John O'Neill had died happily, rejoicing in from once having played the part of a fighting man. But to the Australians his death had been a blow that robbed their victory of all its joy. They mourned for him as for one of themselves, cherishing the memory of the high-sold man whose spirit had outstripped his weak body. Jim and Wally from exposure on the night of the fight had suffered a relapse, and throat trouble had caused their sick leave to be extended several times. Now, once more fit, they were back in London, expecting to rejoin their regiment immediately. So now Jim said, the only question is, what are you going to do with it? I'm going to think hard for a day, said Nora. So can you two, and will ask Dad, of course. And then Dad will tell you what to do, said Jim, grinning. Yes, of course he will. Dad always has splendid ideas, said Nora, laughing. But we won't have any decision for a day, because it's a terribly big thing to think of. I wish I was grown up. It must be easier to settle big questions if you haven't got your hair down your neck. I don't quite see what your old, girly mob has to do with it. But anyhow, you needn't be in a hurry to put it up, said her brother. It's awful to be all that responsible, isn't it, Wally? To which Wally responded with feeling, beastly, and endeavoured to look more than nineteen, failing signally. Let's go and look at a row, Nora said. Dad will find us all right, I suppose. Jim hesitated. Why, he couldn't miss you, said Nora, laughing. Come on. Even when more than a year of war had made uniform a commonplace in London streets, you might have turned to look at Jim and Wally. Jim was immensely tall, his chum little less so, and both were lean and clean shaven, tanned to a deep bronze and stamped with a look of resolute keenness. In their eyes was a deep glint that comes to those who have habitually looked across great spaces. The type has become familiar enough in London now, but it generally exists under a slouch hat, and these lads were in British uniform, bearing the badges of a famous marching regiment. At first they had hankered after the cavalry, being much more accustomed to ride than to walk, but as the army settled down into the Flanders mud, it became increasingly apparent that this was not to be a horseman's war, and that therefore, as Wally put it, if they wanted to be in the fun they had better make up their minds to paddle with the rest. The amount of fun had so far been a negligible quantity that caused them some bitterness or spirit. They earnestly hoped to increase it as speedily as might be, and to give the wholeness much inconvenience as they could manage in the process. They strolled across the grass to the railings and looked up and down the tan ribbon of Rotten Row. Small boys and girls on smart ponies and woolly shetlands walked or trotted sedately, or occasionally enveloped, followed by elderly grooms torn between pride and anxiety. Jim and Wally thought the famous row an overrated concern, failing to realise, from its war aspect, the row of other days, gramed from fence to fence with beautiful horses and well turned out riders, and would have the world looking on from the railings. Nowadays the small boys and girls had it chiefly to themselves, and could stray from side to side at their own sweet will. A few ladies were riding, and it was a sprinkling of officers and khaki, obviously on army horses and out for exercise. Now and then came a wounded man, slowly on a reliable cob or sturdy pony, bandages visible or one arm in a sling. A few people sat about or lent on the fences, watching, but there was nothing to attract a crowd. Everyone looked business like, purposeful, clothes for plain and useful with little frippery. The old glitter and splendour of the row was gone, the London that used to watch it was a London that had forgotten how to play. Beyond the row, carriages drawn by beautiful pairs of horses, high stepping with harness flashing in the sunlight drove up and down.  There is that nice old lady Ellison, the one that used to take Jim and me out when we were in hospital, while he said, indicating a carriage with a magnificent pair of bays. She was an old dear. My word, I'd like to have the driving of those horses in a good light buggy on the billabong track. So would I, Jim assented, but I'd take those beastly bearing reins off before I started. Yes, said Nora eagerly, poor darlings, how would he must hate them? Jim, I wish we'd struck London when the coaches used to be seen. Rather, said Jim, Anstruder used to tell me about them. Coaches bigger than carbon coes and smart as paint, with teams of four so matched you could hardly tell which was which, and educated beyond anything Australians could dream about. There was one man, poor chap, Anstruder had said he was drowned in the Lusitania, who had a team of four black cobs. I think Anstruder used to dream about them at night. He got poetical and incoherent when he tried to describe them. Fancy seeing a dozen or so of those coaches swinging down Piccadilly on a fine morning, said Wally, that would be something to tell Black Billy about Nora. He'd only say, plenty, said Nora, laughing. Look, there's that. They turned to meet a tall grey man, who came swinging across the grass with a step as light as his sons. David Linton greeted them with a smile. I knew I should find you as near as you could get to the horses, he said. This place is almost a rest cure after Herod's. I never find myself in that amazing shop without wishing I had a bell on my neck, so that I couldn't get lost. And I always take the wrong lift and find myself among the garden tools, when all I want is colours. Well, they have lifts round every corner. You want a special lift sense not to take the wrong one, Nora defended him. Yes, and when you ask your way anywhere in one of these fifty-acre London shops, they say, through the archway, sir, and disappear, and you look round you frantically and see about seventeen different archways.  I'd like it better if they didn't call me modem, said Nora. Shoes, modem, certainly modem, first to the right, second to the left, lift number fifteen, fifth floor, and the attendant will direct you. Then you stagger into space, wishing for a wet towel round your head. I could almost believe, said her father, regarding her gravely, that you would prefer congee with one street, one general store, one blacksmith's, and not much else at all. Why, of course I do, Nora laughed. At least you can get lost there, and you haven't got half a day's journey from the oatmeal-place to the ribbon-department. They'll sell you both at the same counter, and a frying-pan and a new song, too. Think of the economy of time and boot-leather.  And if you're on a young horse you needn't get off at all. All you have to do is to coo we, and Mr. Wilkins comes out prepared to sell you all his shop on the footpath. If that isn't more convenient than seventeen archways and fifty-seven lifts, then I'd like to know what is. Modem always had a great turn of elegance, hadn't she? murmured Wally, eyeing her with respect. Nora read Nora reddened and laughed and accused him of sentiments precisely similar to her own. I think we're all much the same, Jim said. London's all very well for a visit, but just imagine what it would be if we didn't know we were going back to Billabong some day.  But we are. When the old war is over and the Kaiser has retired to St Helena and the Huns are busy building up Belgium and France, and you'll both be captains if you are in Brigadiers, and all Billabong will expect to see you come back in uniform glittering with medals and things. I like their chance, said Wally firmly.  Her eyes dwelt wistfully on the two tall lads. And meanwhile, said Jim, we'll all go down to Fullers and have morning tea. One thing, young Nora, you won't find a Fullers in Congee. Why would I be trying, Nora asked cheerfully. Sure isn't there brownie at Billabong? Here, here, agreed Wally, when I think of brownie's picolettes. Or brownie's scones, added Nora, or her sponge cakes. Or brownie's teapot, as large and as brown as herself, said Mr. Linton. Then London is a desert. But we'll make the best of it for the present. Come along to Fullers. End of Chapter 1 Chapter 2 of Captain Jim This LibriVox recording is in the public domain. Captain Jim by Mary Grant Bruce Chapter 2 The Home for Tired People To begin with, said Jim, what's the place like? Eighty acres with improvements, answered his father, and three farms all let. Daddy, you're like an auctioneer's advertisement, Nora protested. Tell us what it is like, the house, I mean. We'll run down and see it soon, said Mr. Linton. Meanwhile, the lawyers tell me it's a good house, Queen Anne's style. What's that, query Jim? Oh, gables and things, said Wally eerily. Go on, sir, please. Standing in well-timbered parklands, said Mr. Linton, fishing a paper out of his pocket and reading from it. Sorry, Nora, but I can't remember all these thrills without a lawyer's letter. Lounge hall, four reception rooms. Who are you going to receive, Nora? Be quiet, said Nora, aiming a cushion at the offender. Not you if you're not extra polite. Be quiet, all of you, or I will discontinue this penny reading, said Mr. Linton severely. Billiard room, thirteen bedrooms, three baths, H and C. Hydraulic and condensed murmured Wally. Jim sat upon him with silent firmness, and the reading was unchecked. Excellent domestic offices, modern drainage, central heating, electric plant, company's water. What on earth, said Jim? I really don't know, said his father, but I suppose it means you can turn taps without fear of a draught, or they wouldn't put it. Grounds including shady old-world gardens, walled kitchen garden, stone-flagged terrace, lily pond, excellent pasture, squashed racket court. What's that? asked Nora. You played with pumpkins, came muffled from beneath Jim. Let me up, Jimmy, I'll be good. That'll be something unusual, said Jim, rising. Yes, dad? Stabling, heated garage, attached cottage, fine timber, two of the farm's let-on-long leases. One lease expires with lease of house. All in excellent order. I think that's about all. So there you are, Nora. And what are you going to do with it? It was the next morning, and a treacherous September sunshine had vanished, giving place to a cold, wet drizzle, which blurred the windows of the Linton's flat in South Kensington. Looking down, nothing was to be seen but a few Macintosh pedestrians, splashing dismally along the wet, grey street. Across the road, the trees in a little, fenced square were already getting shabby, and a few leaves fluttered idly down. The brief, gay English summer had gone, already the grey heralds of the sky sounded the approach of winter, long and cold and gloomy. I've been thinking terribly hard, Nora said. I don't think I ever lay awake so long in my life, but I can't make up my mind. Of course it must be some way of helping the war. But how? We couldn't make it a hospital, could we? I think not, said her father. The hospital idea occurred to me, but I don't think it would do. You see, you'd need nurses, and a big staff, and doctors, and already that kind of thing is organised. People well established might do it, but not lone Australians like you and me, Nora. How about a convalescent home? Well, the same thing applies in a less degree. I believe, too, that they are all under government supervision, and I must admit I've no hankering after that. We wouldn't be able to call their souls our own, and we'd be perpetually irritated by government understrapers, interfering with us and giving orders. No, I don't think we could stand it. You and I have always run our own show, haven't we, Nora? That is, until Jim came back to boss us. He smiled at his tall son. There was a pause. Well, Dad, you always have ideas, said Nora, in the voice of one who waits patiently. Mr. Linton hesitated. I don't know that I have anything very brilliant now, he said. But I was thinking, do you remember Garrett, the fellow you boys used to tell us about, who never cared to get leave because he hadn't any home? Rather, said the boys, fellow from Jamaica. He was an awfully sociable chap, well he added, and he didn't like cities, so London bored him stiff when he was alone. He said the trenches were much more home-like. Well, there must be plenty of people like that, said Mr. Linton, especially of course among the Australians, fellows to whom leave can't mean what it should, for want of a home. And without any ties, it's easy for them to get into all sorts of mischief. And they should get all they can out of leave, for the sake of the war, if for nothing else. They need a thorough mental refitting to go back fresh and keen, so that they can give the very best of themselves when the work begins again. So you think of making Sir John's place into a home for tired people, said Nora excitedly. Dad, it's a lovely plan. What do you think, Jim, said Mr. Linton? Yes, I think it's a great idea, Jim said slowly. Even the little bit of France we had showed us what I told you, that you've got to give your mind a spring cleaning whenever you can, if you want to keep fit. I suppose if people are a bit older they can stick it better, some of them at least, but when you're in the line for any time, you sometimes feel you've just got to forget things, smells and pain and things you see. Well, you'd forget pretty soon at a place like the one you've been reading about, Sir Wally. Do you remember, Jim, how poor old Garrett used to look? He was always cheery and ragging and all that sort of thing, but often he used to look like his own grandfather, and his eyes gave him the creeps, and he couldn't sleep. Hmm, said Jim, I remember. If Garrett's still going, will you have him for your first patient, Nora? What will you call them, by the way, guests, patients, cases? Inmates, grinned Wally. Sounds like a lunatic asylum, rejoined Jim. How about lodgers or patrons? They'll be neither donkey, said Nora pleasantly. Just tired people, I think. Oh, Dad, I want to begin. You shouldn't call your superiors names, especially when I have more ideas coming to me, said Jim severely. Look here. I agree with Dad that you couldn't have a convalescent home where you'd need nurses and doctors. But I do think you might ask fellows on final sick leave, like us, who'd been discharged from hospitals but were not quite fit yet. Chaps not really needing nursing, but not up to much travelling, or to the racket and fuss of a hotel. Yes, said Wally, were Chaps who had lost a limb and were trying to plan out how they were going to do without it. His young face looked suddenly grave. Nora remembered a saying of his once before, I don't in the least mind getting killed, but I don't want Fritz to wing me. She moved a little nearer to him. That's a grand idea. Yours too, Jimmy, she said. Dad, do you think Sir John would be satisfied? If we can carry out our plan as we hope, I think he would, Mr. Linton said. We'll find difficulties, of course, and make mistakes, but we'll do our best, Nora. And if we can send back to the front, cheery man rested up refreshed and keen, well, I think we'll be doing air up it. And after the war, what then? I was thinking about that too, said Nora, and I got a clear notion then about using it now, I think. Of course, she hesitated. I don't know much about money matters, or if you think I ought to keep the place. You see, you always seem to have enough to give us everything we want, Dad. I won't need to keep it, will I? I don't want to, even if I haven't got much money. I'm not a millionaire, said David Linton, laughing, but no, you won't need an English income, Nora. I'm so glad, said Nora. Then, when we go back to Billabong, Dad, couldn't we turn it all into a place for partly disabled soldiers, where they could work a bit, just as much as they were able to, but they'd be sure of a home and wouldn't have any anxiety. I don't know if it could be made self... self, you know, earning its own living. Self-supporting, assisted her father. Yes, self-supporting, said Nora gratefully. Perhaps it could, but they'd all have their pensions to help them. Yes, and it could be put under a partly disabled officer with a wife and kids that he couldn't support. Some poor beggar feeling like committing suicide because he couldn't tell where little Johnny's next pair of boots was coming from, at a gym. That's the most ripping idea, Nora. What do you think, Dad? Yes, excellent, said Mr. Linton. The details would want a lot of working out, of course, but there will be plenty of time for that. I would like to make it as nearly self-supporting as possible so that there would be no idea of charity about it. A kind of colony, said Wally. Yes, it ought to be workable. The land is good, and with poultry farming and gardening and intensive culture it should pay well enough. We'll get all sorts of expert advice, Nora, and plan the thing thoroughly. And we'll call it the O'Neill Colony, or something like that, said Nora, her eyes shining. I'd like it to carry Sir John's name. Wouldn't you, Dad? Indeed, yes, said David Linton. It has some sort of quiet, inoffensive name already, by the way. Yes, Homewood. Well, that sounds nice and restful, said Jim. Sort of name you'd like to think of in the trenches. When do we go to see it, Dad? The lawyers have written to ask the tenants what they will suit them, said his father. They're an old Indian army officer and his wife, I believe. General Somers. I don't suppose they will raise any objection to our seeing the house. By the way, there is another important thing. There's a motor and some vehicles and horses, and a few cows that go with the place. O'Neill used to like to have it ready to go at any time, no matter how unexpectedly. It was only when Warwick claimed him that he let it to these people. He was unusually well off for an Irish landowner. It seems that his father made a heap of money on the stock exchange. Horses, said Nora blissfully. And the motor. That will be handy for bringing the tired people from the station, said she. Horses that one could ride, I wonder, Daddy. I shouldn't be surprised, said her father, laughing. Anyhow, I dare say you will ride them. I'll try, said Nora modestly. It sounds too good to be true. Can I run the fells, Daddy? I'd like that job. Yes, you can be poultry expert, said Mr. Linton. As for me, I shall control the pigs. You won't be allowed to, said Wally. You'll find a cold, proud steward, or a bailiff, or a headkeeper or something, who would die of apoplexy if either of you did anything so lowering. You may be allowed to ride, Nora, but it won't be an Australian scurry. You'll have to be awfully prim and proper and have a groom trotting behind you, with a top hat. He beamed upon her cheerfully. Me, said Nora, aghast. Wally, don't talk of such horrible things. It's rubbish, isn't it, Dad? Grooms and top hats don't seem to be included in the catalogue, said Mr. Linton, studying it. Bless you, that's not necessary, said Jim.  Public opinion will force you to get them. Probably Nora will have to ride in a top hat too. Never, said Nora firmly. Unless you promise to do it too, Jimmy. My king and country have called me, said Jim, with unction. Therefore I shall accompany you in uniform, and watch you trying to keep the top hat on. It will be ever so cheery. You won't, said Nora. You'll be in the mud and flanders. And then broke off and changed the subject laboriously. There were few subjects that did not furnish more or less fun to the Linton family. But Nora never could manage to joke successfully about even the flander's mud, which appeared to be a matter of humorous recollection to Jim and Wally. Whenever the thought of their return to that dim and terrible region that had swallowed up so many crossed her vision, something caught at her heart that made her breath come unevenly. She knew they must go. She would not have had it otherwise, even had it been certain that they would never come back to her. But that they should not, so alive, so splendid in their laughing strength, the agony of the thought haunted her dreams, no matter how she strove to put it from her by day. Jim saw the shadow in her eyes and came to her rescue. There was never a moment when Jim and Nora failed to understand each other. You'll want a good deal of organization about that place, Dad, he said. I suppose you'll try to grow things, vegetables, and crops. I've been trying to look ahead, said Mr. Linton. This is only the second year of the war, and I've never thought it would be a short business. It doesn't seem to me that England realises war at all, so far. Everything goes on just the same. Not only business as usual, but other things too. Pleasure, luxuries, eating, clothes, everything as usual. I reckon that conscription is bound to come, and before the hunt gets put in its place nearly every able-bodied man in these islands will be forced to help in the job. I think you're about right, Jim said. Well, then, other things will happen when the man go. Food will get scarcer, the enemy will sink more and more ships. Everything that the shops and the farmers sell will get dearer and dearer, and many things will cease to exist altogether. You'll find that coal will run short, and livestock will get scarce because people won't be able to get imported foodstuffs that they depend on now. Oh, it's my idea that there are tight times coming for the people of England, and that, of course, means a good deal of anxiety in planning a home for tired people. Tired people must be well fed and kept warm. Can't we do it, Daddy? Grewied Nora? Distressed? We're going to try, my girl, but I'm looking ahead. One farm comes in with a house, you know. I think we had better get a man to run that with us on the sheriff's system, and we'll grow every bit of food for the house that we can. We'll have plenty of good cows, plenty of fells, vegetables, fruit. We'll grow potatoes wherever we can put them in, and we'll make thorough provision for storing food that we'll keep. Eggs in water glass, said Nora, and I'll make tons or jam and bottle tons of fruit and vegetables. Yes, we'll find out how to preserve lots of things that we know nothing about now. I don't in the least imagine that if real shortage came, private people will be allowed to store a food. But a house run for a war purpose might be different. Anyhow, there's no shortage yet, so there's no harm beginning as soon as we can. Of course we can do very much before we grow things, and that won't be until next year. There's marmalade, said Nora wisely, and apple jam, and we'll dry apples, and if the hens are good there may be eggs to save. Hens get discouraged in an English winter, and I'm sure I don't blame them, said Jim, laughing. Never mind, Nora, they'll bulk up in the spring. Then there's the question of labour, said Mr. Linton. I'm inclined to employ only men who wouldn't be conscripted, partially disabled soldiers or sailors, who could still work, or men with other physical drawbacks. Lots of men whose hearts are too weak to go over the top from the trenches could still drive a plow quite well. Then, if conscription does come, we shall be safe. I'll like to do it too, said Nora. It would be jolly to help them. Of course it will cut both ways, said Mr. Linton. There should be no difficulty in getting man of the kind. Poor lads, there are plenty of disabled ones. I'm inclined to think that the question of women servants will be more difficult. Well, I can cook a bit, said Nora, thanks to brownie. My dear child, said her father, slightly irritated. You've no idea what a fairly big English house means. Apart from housekeeping and managing, we shall need a really good housekeeper as well as a cook, and goodness knows how many maids under her. You see, the thing has got to be done very thoroughly. If it were just you and the boys and me, you cook our eggs and bacon and keep us quite comfortable. But it will be quite another matter if we fill up the house with tired people. I suppose so, said Nora meekly. But I can be useful, Daddy. He patted her shoulder. Of course you can, mate. I'm only afraid you'll have too much to do. I must say I wish brownie were here instead of in Australia.  Wouldn't she love fixing the house and how she'd hate cooking with coal instead of wood? Only nothing would make brownie bad tempered. Not even wall and eyes, said Jim, and I'll bet we were trying enough to damage a saint's patience. However, as we can't have brownie, I suppose you'll advertise for someone else, Dad. Oh, I suppose so. But sufficient onto the day is the evil thereof, returned Mr. Linton. I've thought of nothing but this inheritance of Nora's all day, and I'm arriving at the conclusion that it's going to be an inheritance of something very like hard work. Well, that's all right, because there shouldn't be any loafers in wartime, Nora said. She looked out of the window. The rain is stopping. Come along, everybody, and we'll go down region straight on a bus. To do which Nora always maintained was the finest thing in London. They went down to see Nora's inheritance two days later. A quick train from London dropped them at a tiny station, where the station master, a grizzled man apparently given over to the care of nasturtiums, directed them to Homewood. A walk of a mile along a wide, wide road brought them to big iron gates, standing open beside a tiny lodge with diamond-paint windows set in latticework on their overhanging eaves, and all smothered with ivy out of which sparrows fluttered busily. The lodgekeeper, a neat woman, looked at the party curiously. No doubt the news of their coming had spread. From the lodge the drive to the house wound through the park, a wide stretch of green with noble trees, oak, beech, and elm, not towering like Nora's native gum-trees, but flinging wide arms as though to embrace as much as possible of the beauty of the landscape. Bracken, beginning to turn gold, fringed the edge of the gravel track. A few sheep and cows were to be seen across the grass. Nice-looking sheep, said Mr. Linton. Yes, but you wouldn't call it over-stocked, was Jim's comment. Jim was not used to English parks. He was apt to think of any grass as feed in terms of so many head per acre. The drive, well-gravelled and smoothly rolled, took them on, sauntering slowly, until it turned in a great sweep round the lawn, ending under a stone porch flung out from the front of the house. A wide porch, almost a veranda, to the delighted eyes of the Australians who considered verandahless houses a curious English custom, verging on lunacy. Near the house it was shot in with glass and furnished with a few lounge chairs and a table or two. That's a jolly place, Jim said quickly. The house itself was long and rambling and covered with ivy. There are big windows. It seemed planned to catch all the sunlight that could possibly be tempted into it. The lawn ended in a terrace with a stone balustrade, where one could sit and look across the park and the woods beyond it. Now turning a little yellow in the sunlight and soon to glow a orange and flame-coloured and bronze when the early frost should have painted the dying leaves. From the lawn to right and left ran shrubberies and flower beds with winding grass walks. Why, it's lovely, Nora breathed. She slipped a hand into her father's arm. Jim rang the bell. A severe butler appeared and explained that General Mrs. Somers had gone out for the day and had begged that Mr. Linton and his party would make themselves at home and explore the house and grounds thoroughly. An arrangement which considerably relieved the minds of the Australians who had rather dreaded the prospect of poking about the house under the eyes of its tenants. The butler is stiffened respectfully by the weight of the boy's uniforms. It appeared presently that he had been a mess sergeant in days gone by and now regarded himself as a personal property of the General. Very sorry they are to leave the house too, sir, said the butler. A nice place, but too big for them. Haven't they any children? Nora asked. Only the captain miss and he's in Mesopotamia, which is a horrible hole for a gentleman to be stuck in, said the butler with a fine contempt for Mesopotamia and all its works. And the mistress is tired of housekeeping, sort of going to live in one of them there family hotels as they call them. The butler sighed and then, as if conscious of having lapsed from correct behaviour, stiffened to rigidity and became merely butler once more. Will you see the house now, sir? They entered a wide hall in which was a fireplace that drew an exclamation from Nora since she had not seen so large a one since she left Billabong. This was built to take logs four feet long to hold which massive iron dogs stood in readiness. Big leather armchairs and couches and tables strewn with magazines and papers together with a faint fragrance of tobacco in the air gave the whole a comforting sense of use. The drawing room, on the other hand, was chillingly splendid and formal and looked as though no one had ever set in the brocaded chairs. And the great dining room was almost as forbidding. The butler intimated that the general and his wife preferred the morning room which proved to be a cheery place facing south and west with a great window recess filled with flowering plants. This is jolly, Jim said, but so would the other rooms be if they weren't so awfully empty. They only want people in them. Tired people, Nora said. Yes, Wally put in, yes, if I think they would stay tired for long here. There was a long billiard room with a ghostly table shrouded in dust sheets and upstairs a range of bedrooms of all shapes and sizes but all bright and cheerful and looking out upon different aspects of park and woodland. Nothing was out of order. Everything was plain but care and taste were evident in each detail. Then, down a back staircase, they penetrated to outer regions where the corner of Nora's soul the brownie had made house-wifely rejoiced over a big, bright kitchen with pantries and larders and sculleries of the most modern type. The cook, who looked severe, was reading the daily mail in the servants' hall. Here and there they had glimpses of smart maids irreproachably clad, who seemed of a raise apart from either the cheery, friendly house-mates of Donegal or Sarah and Mary of Billibong, who disliked caps, but had not the slightest objection to helping to put out a bush-fire or break in a young cult. Nora tried to picture the home-wood maids at either task and failed signally. From the house they wandered out to visit well-appointed stables with room for a dozen horses, and a garage where a big touring-car stood. Nora found herself quite unable to realize that it belonged to her. But in the stables were living things that came and nuzzled softly in her hand with inquiring noses that were evidently accustomed to gifts of sugar and apples, and Nora felt suddenly, for the first time, at home. There were two good cobs and a hunter with a beautiful lean head and splendid shoulders, a wellish pony designed for a roomy top-card in the coach-house, and a good old stager able for anything from carrying a nervous rider to drawing a light plow. The cobs the groom explained were equally good in saddle or harness, and there was another pony, temporarily on a visit to a vet, which Sir John had liked to ride. But, of course, Killaloo was Sir John's favorite, he added, stroking the hunter's soft brown muzzle. There wasn't no one who could show them to the way in a big room. They tore themselves with difficulty from the stables, and still guided by the butler, who seemed to think he must not let them out of his sight, and the butler threw the grounds. Thatched cottage, orchard and walled garden, rosary with a pergola still covered with late blooms, lawns and shrubberies. There was nothing very grand, but all was exquisitely kept, and the kind of still peace brooded over the beauty of the whole, and made war and the shadows seem very far away. The farms, well-tilled and prosperous-looking, were at the western side of the park. Mr. Linden and Jim talked with the tenant, whose lease was expiring, while Nora and Wally sat on an old oak log and chatted to the butler, who told them tales of India, and asked questions about Australia, being quite unable to realize any difference between the natives of the two countries. All niggers I caused them, said the butler, loftily. That seems a decent fellow, said Mr. Linden, as he walked back across the park. Hawkins, the tenant farmer, I mean. Has he made a success of his place, do you know? Hawkins has an excellent name, sir, replied the butler, a good, steady man and a rare farmer. The general thinks highly of him. Sorry enough that his lease is up, Hawkins is. I think of renewing it, under slightly different conditions, Mr. Linden observed. I don't wish to turn the man out, if he will grow what I want. Well, that's good news, said the butler heartily. I'm sure Hawkins will do anything you may ask him to, sir. A sudden dull flush came into his cheeks, and he looked for a moment half eagerly at Mr. Linden, half about to speak. He checked himself, however, and he returned to the house, where, by the general's orders, coffee and sandwiches awaited the visitors in the morning-room. The butler flitted about them, seeing to their comfort unobtrusively. If I may make so bold as to ask, sir, he said presently, you'll be coming to live here shortly? Soon as General Somers leaves, Mr. Linden answered. The man dropped his voice, standing rigidly to attention. I suppose, sir, he said wistfully, you would not be needing a butler? A butler? Why? I hadn't thought of such a thing, said Mr. Linden, laughing. There are not very many of you in Australia, you know. But indeed, sir, you'll need one in a place like this, said the ex-sargeant growing bold. Everyone has them. And if you would be so kind as to consider if I'd do, sir? I know the place, and the general would give me a good record. I've been under him these fifteen years, but he doesn't need me after he leaves here. Well, said Mr. Linden thoughtfully, but we shan't be a small family. We mean to fill this place up with officers needing rest. We're coming here to work, not to play. Officers, said the ex-sargeant joyfully, but where'd you get anyone to help you better, sir? Looking after officers has been my job this many a year, and I'd serve you faithful, sir. Nora slipped her hand into her father's arm. We really would need him, I believe, daddy, she whispered. You would indeed, miss, said the butler gratefully. I could valet the young gentleman, and if there's any special attention needed I could give it. I do my very utmost, miss.  Well, we'll see, Mr. Linden said guardedly. I'll probably ride to General Somers about you. At which the butler, forgetting his butlerhood, came smartly to attention, and then became covered with confusion and concealed himself as well as he could behind a coffee-pot. You might do worse, Jim remarked, on their way to the station. He looks a smart man, and though this place is glorious, it's going to take a bit of running. Keep him for a bit at any rate, dad. I think it might be as well, Mr. Linden answered. He turned at a bend in the drive to look back at Homewood, standing calm and peaceful in its clustering trees. Well, Nora, what do you think of your property? I'm quite unable to believe it's mine, said Nora, laughing. But I suppose that will come in time. However, there's one thing quite certain, dad. You and I will have to get very busy. They quickly down a quiet side street. They stopped before a stone house, where, from a window above, Nora watched their eager faces as Jim fitted his latch-key and opened the door.  There they are, dad, and their past fit, I know. David Linden looked up from the elbow-splint he was making. Well, it had to come, mate, he said. Yes, I know, but I hoped it wouldn't, said poor Nora inconsistently. You wouldn't like them not to go, said her father, and then cheery footsteps clattered up the stairs and the boys burst in. Past, shouted Jim, fit as fiddles. When, Nora asked, This day weak. So we'll have nice time to settle you into homework and try those horses, won't we? Yes, rather, said Nora. Were they quite satisfied with your arm, Wally? Yes, they say it's a lovely arm, said that gentleman modestly. I always knew it, but it's nice to have other people agreeing with me. And they say our lungs are beautiful, too. Not a trace of gas left. And oh, you tell them, Jim. And for not to go out yet, said Jim, grinning widely, special Lewis gun-course at Aldershot first, and after that a bombing-course. So there you are.  Not the front, my dear boys. Well, not yet, said Wally, pumping the hand and finding Nora searching for his free one. It's pretty decent, isn't it? Because everyone knows there will be plenty of war at the front yet. Plenty indeed, said Mr. Linton. I say, bulk up all chaps at Jim patting Nora's shoulder very hard. One would think we were booked for the trenches tonight.  I was prepared for that, and then you struck me all of a heap. Oh, Jimmy, I am glad. I'd like to hug the war-office. You're the first person I ever heard with such sentiments, returns her brother. Most people want to heave bombs at it. However, they've treated us decently and no mistake. You see, ever since June we've kept bothering them to go out. And then getting throat trouble and having to cave in again. And now that we really are all right, I suppose they think they'll make sure of us. So that's that. I would have been awfully wild if they hadn't passed us, Wally said. But since they have, and they'll put us to work, I don't weep a bit at being kept back for a while. Lots of chaps seem to think being at the front is heavenly, but I'm blessed if I can see it that way. We didn't have very much time there, certainly, but there were only three ingredients in what we did have. Mud, barked wire, and gas. Yes, and it's not much of a mixture, said Jim. All the same, it's got to be taken if necessary. Still, I'm not sorry it's postponed for a bit. There will be heaps of more yet, and meanwhile we're just learning the trade. He straightened his great shoulders. I never felt so horribly young and ignorant as when I found grown-up man in my charge in France. Poor old Jimmy always did take his responsibilities heavily, said Wally, laughing. Mr. Linton looked at his big son, remembering a certain letter from his commanding officer, which had cost him and Nora to glow with pride. Remembering also how the man on Billabong Station had worked under Master Jim, but he knew that soldiering had always been a serious business to his boy. Personal danger had never entered into Jim's mind, but the danger of ignorant handling of his men had been a tremendous thing to him. Even without mud, barked wire, and gas, he never likely to enjoy war in the light-hearted way in which Wally would certainly take it under more pleasant conditions. Well, we've a week then, boys, he said cheerfully, and no anxieties immediately before us except the new cook-ladies. Well, goodness knows they are enough, Nora said fervently. Anything more, settled, Jim asked. I have a static letter from Alanby. Alanby was the ex-argent. He seems in the condition of trembling joy at the prospect of being our butler, and, what is more to the point, he says he has a niece whom he can recommend as a housemaid. So I've told him to install her before we get to Homewood on Thursday. Hawkins has written a three-volume list of things he will require for the farm, but he haven't had time to study it yet. Nora has had letters from nineteen registry offices all asking for a deposit. The boys roared. That makes seventy-one, doesn't it, Nora, Wally asked. Something like it, Nora admitted ruefully, and the beauty of it is not one of them will guarantee so much as a kitchen maid. They say, sadly, that in the present crisis it's difficult to supply servants. They don't seem to think there's any difficulty about paying them deposit fees. That phrase in the present crisis is the backbone of business today, Mr. Linton said. If a shop can't sell you anything, or if they mislead your property, or sell your purchase to someone else, or keep your repair six months and then lose them, or send in your account with a lot of items you never ordered or received, they simply waive the present crisis at you and all as well. Yes, but they don't regard it as any excuse if you pay too little or don't pay at all, Jim said. Of course not. That wouldn't be business, my sons, at Wally, laughing. The one department the crisis doesn't hit is the one that sends out bills. He turned to Nora. What about the cook lady, Nora? She's safe, said Nora, sighing with relief. There's an awfully elegant letter from her, saying she'll come. Oh, that's good business, Jim said. For a fortnight Nora had had the unforgettable experience of sitting in registry offices, attempting to engage a staff for Homewood. She'd always been escorted by one or more of her male belongings, and their extreme ignorance of how to conduct a business had been plain to the meanest intelligence. The ex-sargent, whose spirit of meekness in proposing himself had been in extraordinary contrast to the condescending trucholence of other candidates, had been thankfully retained. Their hat at time seemed a danger that instead of Butler, he might awake to find himself made of all work, since not one of the applicants came up to even Nora's limited standard. Finally, however, Mr. Linden had refused to enter any more registry offices or to let Nora enter them, describing them in good set terms as abominable holes. And judicious advertising had secured to my housekeeper who seemed promising, and a cook who insisted far more on the fact that she was a lady than on any ability to prepare meals. The family, while not enthusiastic, was hopeful. I hope she's all right, Nora said doubtfully. I suppose we can't expect much. They all tell you that nearly every servant in England has gone into munitions, which always sounds as though she'd get fired out of a trench mortar presently. Some of those we saw might be benefited by the process of Mr. Linden shouldering at memories of registry offices. Well, what about the rest?  I'm not going to try here, said Mr. Linden firmly. Life is too short. I'd sooner be my own kitchen maid than let Nora into one of those offices again. Alanby's niece will have to double a few parts at first. And I've written to Ireland, to Mrs. Moroney, to see if she can find us two or three nice country girls. I believe she'll be able to do it. Meanwhile, we'll throw care to the winds. I've told Alanby to order in all necessary stores, so that we can be sure of getting something to eat when we go down. Beyond that, I declined and worry, or let Nora worry about anything.  Right, said the boys. Where? Oh, anywhere. We'll settle as we go, said Nora, early. She fled for her hat and coat. So they went to the Tower of London, a place little known to the English, but of which Australians never tire, and spent a blissful afternoon in the armory, examining every variety of weapons and armament, from Crusaders' chainmail to 20th century rifles. There is no place so full of old stories and of history, history that suddenly becomes quite a different matter from something you learn by the half-page out of an extremely dull book at school. This is History Alive, and the dim old tower becomes peopled with gay and gallant figures, clad in shining armour, bent on nightly adventures. There you see mail-shirts of woven links that slip like silk and mesh through the fingers, yet could withstand the deadliest thrust of a dagger. Maces with spiked heads that only a mighty man could swing. Swords such as that with which Curde and Lyon could slice through such a maze as though it were no more than a carrot, a sinuous blaze that salad in loved that would sever a down-cushioned flung in the air. Daggers and poignards, too, of every age, needle-pointed yet viciously strong, with exquisitely inlaid hilts and fine-lined blades. Long rapiers that brought visions of gallants with curls and lace stocks and silken hose as ready to fight as to dance or to make a poem to a fair lady's eyebrow. Helmets of every age, with visors behind which the knights of old had looked grimly as they charged down the lists at gentle and joyous passages of arms. Horse-armour of amazing weight. I always pictured those old knights prancing out on a thirteen-stone hack. But you want a suffoc punch to carry that iron-mongerace at Wally. So through room after room, each full of brave ghosts of the past looking benevolently at a tall boy-soldier from the new world. Until at length came closing-time and they went out reluctantly. Across the flag-yard where poor young Anne Boleyn laid her gentle head on the block where the ravens hop and call today as their ancestors did in the sixteenth century. When she walked across from her grim prison there was on its wall a scrawled Anne. A dull little prison-room it must have been after the glitter and pomp of castles and palaces but only the rugged walls of the tower-yard to look upon from the tiny window. And she must have had such a jolly good time at first at Wally. Old Henry VIII was very keen on her, wasn't he? And then she was only his second wife. By the time he'd had six they'd have begun to feel themselves rather too apenny. They found a bust that took them by devious ways through the city, the part of London that many Londoners never see since it is another world from the world of Bond Street and Oxford Street with their newness and their glittering shops. But to the queer folk who come from overseas it is the real London and they wander in its narrow streets and link fingers with the past. Old names look down from the smoke-grimed walls. Black friars and white friars, Bread Street, St. Martin's Lane, Leaden Hall Street, Temple Bar. The hurrying crowd of today fades and instead come ghosts of armed men and of leather-jurkin parentheses. Less ready to work than to fight. Of gallants with roughs and fierce sailor-men of the days of Queen Bess home from the Spanish Maine with ships laden with gold swaggering up from the docks to spend their prize money as quickly as they earned it. Visions of dark nights with link-boys running beside chair-bearers carrying exquisite ladies to routes and masks of footpaths slinking into dark alleys and doorways as the watch comes tramping down the street. Visions of the press-gang hunting stout lads into every tavern whisking them from their hiding-places and off to the ships. To disappear with never a word of farewell until, years later, bronzed and torred at strange of speech they return to astounded families who had long mourned them as dead. Visions of Queen Bess with her haughty face and her red hair riding through the city that adored her, pale-free stepping daintily through the jeering crowd. And great gentlemen beside her Raleigh, Essex, Howard they all wander together through the grey streets where the centuries-old buildings tower overhead all blending together a formless jumble of the past and yet very much alive and it does not seem to matter in the least that you look down upon them from a rattling motor-bus that leaves pools of oil where perchance let a puddle over which Raleigh flung its cloak lest its queen's slipper should be soiled. Very soon we shall look down on the city from airships while conductors come and stamp our tickets with a bell-punch. But the old city will be unchanged and it will be only we who look upon it who will pass like shadows from its face. The Australians left their bus in Fleet Street and dived in a narrow lane to a low doorway with the sign of the Chessar cheese. The old inn with sanded floor and bare oak benches and tables where Dr. Johnson and his followers used to meet to dine and afterwards to smoke long churchwarden pipes and talk as Wally said such amazing fine language that made you feel a little light-headed. It is to be feared that the Australians had not any great enthusiasm for Dr. Johnson. They had paid a visit of inspection to the room upstairs where the great man used to take his ease but not one of them had felt any desire to sit in his big armchair. You don't understand what a chance you're scorning, Mr. Linden had said, laughing as his family turned from the seat of honour. Why, good Americans die happy if they can only say they have sat in Dr. Johnson's chair. I think he was an ill mannered old man, quad Nora, with her nose tilted which seemed to end the matter so far as they were concerned. But if the Billabong family took no interest in Dr. Johnson they had a deep affection for the old inn itself. They loved its dim rooms with their blackened oak and it was a never-ending delight to watch the medley of people who came there for meals. Actors, artists, literary folk, famous and otherwise, Americans, foreigners, colonials, politicians, fighting man of both services, busy city man. For everybody comes sooner or later to the old chess or cheese. Being people of plain tastes they liked the solid, honest meals, especially since increasing war prices were already inducing hotels and restaurants everywhere to disguise a table spoon full of hashed altmans under an elegant French name and sell it for as much money as a dinner for a hungry man. Nora used to fight shy of the famous lark pudding until it was whispered to her that what was not good beef steaks in the dish was nothing more than pigeon or possibly even sparrow. After which she enjoyed it and afterwards pilgrimaged to the kitchen to see the great blue bowls as big as a wash-hand basin in which the puddings have been made since Dr. Johnson's time and the great copper in which they are boiled all night. Legend says that anyone who can eat three helpings of lark pudding is presented with all that remains but no one has ever heard of a hero able to manage his third plateful. Best of all, the billabong folk loved the great sellers under the inn which were once the cloisters of an old monastery where there are unexpected steps and dim archways and winding paths where it is very easy to imagine that you see barefooted friars with brown habits and robe girdles pacing slowly along. There they bought queen brown jars and mustard pots of the kind that are used and have always been used on the tables above. But best of all were the great oaken beams above them solid as England itself but blackened and charred by the great fire of 1666. Nor I used to touch the burnt surface gently wondering if it was not a dream if the hand on the broken caracal were really her own more used to Boson's bridle on the wide plains of Billabong. There were not many people in the room as they came in this evening for it was early, dinner, indeed, was scarcely ready and a few customers sat about reading evening papers and discussing the war news. In one corner were an officer and a lady and at sight of the former Jim and Wally saluted and broken and joyful smiles. The officer jumped up and greeted them warmly. Hello boys, he said. I'm delighted to see you. Fit again? You look it. Dad, this is Major Hunt, Jim said dragging his father forward. You remember of our regiment and my sister, sir, I say I'm awfully glad to see you. Come and meet my wife, said Major Hunt. Stella, here are the two young Australians that used to make my life a burden. Everybody shook hands indiscriminately and presently they joined forces round a big table while Jim and Wally poured out questions concerning the regiment and everyone in it. Most of them are going strong, Major Hunt said. We have a good view casualties, of course, but we haven't lost many officers. Most of them have come back. I think all your immediate chums are still in France. But I've been out of it myself for two months, stopped a bit of shrapnel with my hand and it won't get better. He indicated a bandage left hand as he spoke and they realised that his face was worn and deeply lined with pain. It's stupid, he said and laughed, but when are you coming back with plenty of work for you?  The war is not going to finish this winter or the next. Indeed, I wouldn't swear that my six-year-old son, who is drilling hard, won't have time to be in it at the finish. At which Mrs. Hunt shuddered and said, Don't be so horrible, Douglas. She was a slight pretty woman, cheery and pleasant and she made them all laugh by her stories of work in a canteen. All the soldiers used to look upon us as just part of the furniture, she said. They used to rush in and a break between parades and give their orders in a terrible hurry. As for saying, please, well... you ought to have straightened them up, Major Hunt, with a good tempered growl. Ah, poor boys, they hadn't time. The Irish regiment were better, but then it isn't any trouble for an Irishman to be polite. It comes to him naturally. But those stolid English country lads can't say things easily. She laughed. I remember a young lance corporal who used often to come to our house to see my maid. He was terribly shy and if I chance to go into the kitchen he always bolted like a rabbit into the scullery. The really terrible thing was that sometimes I had to go on to the scullery myself and run him to earth among the saucepans when he would positively shake with terror. I used to wonder how we ever summoned up courage to speak to Susan, let alone to face the foe when he went to France. That's the sort of thing that gets the VC without thinking about it's Major Hunt laughing. I was very busy in the canteen one morning. It was a cold, wet day and the man rushed us for hot drinks whenever they had a moment. Presently a warrior dashed up to the counter, banged down his penny and said Coffee in a voice of thunder. I looked up and caught his eye as I was turning to run for the coffee and it was my land's corporal. What did you do? We just givered at each other across the counter for a moment, I believe and I never saw a face so horror-stricken. Then he turned and fled, leaving his penny behind him. Poor boy, I gave it to Susan to return to him. Didn't you ever make friends with any of them, Mrs. Hunt? Nora asked. Oh yes, when we had time or when they had, but often one was on the rush for every minute of our four-hour shifts. Johnny, good of you, said Jim. Could gracious know it was a very poor sort of war-work, but busy mothers with only one maid couldn't manage more. And I loved it, especially in Cork. The Irish boys were deers and so keen. I had a great respect for those boys. The lads who enlisted in England had all their chums doing the same thing, and everybody patted them on the back and said how noble they were and gave them parties and speeches and presents. But the Irish boys enlisted very often dead against the wishes of their own people and against their priests. And you've got to live in Ireland to know what that means. The wonder to me was always the number of Irish men on the list and lists that made your hunt. And aren't they fighters? They must be great, Jim said. You should hear our fellows talk about the Doublins and the Monsters in Gallipoli. His face clouded. It was a grievous matter to Jim that he had not been with those other Australian boys who had already made the name of Anzac ring through the world. Yes, you must be very proud of your country, a charming smile. I tell my husband that we must emigrate there after the war. It must be a great place in which to bring up children judging by all the Australians one sees. Possibly, but a man with a damaged hand isn't wanted there, made your hunt set curtly. Oh, you'll be all right long before we want to go out was his wife's cheerful response. But there was a shadow in her eyes. Wally did not notice any shadow. He had hero worshiped Major Hunt in his first days of soldiering when that much-enduring officer, a Mons veteran with the DSO to his credit, had been chiefly responsible for the training of newly-joined subalterns. And Major Hunt, in his turn, had liked the two Australian boys who, whatever their faults of carelessness or ignorance, were never anything but keen. Now, in his delighted meeting his senior officer again, Wally chattered away like a magpie, asking questions, telling Irish fishing stories and other stories of adventures in Ireland, hazarding wild opinions about the war and generally manifesting a cheerful disregard of the fact that a tired man opposite him was not a subaltern as irresponsible as himself. Somehow the weariness died out of Major Hunt's eyes. He began to joke in his turn at the tail-queer yarns of the trenches, and presently, indeed, the whole party seemed to be infected by the same spirit, so that the old walls of the Chester cheese echoed laughter that must have been exceedingly discouraging to the ghosts of Dr. Johnson, if, as he said, that unamiable maker of dictionaries haunts his ancient tavern. Wally made his awfully cheerful that Major Hunt, when dinner was over, and they were dawdling over coffee. Stella and I were feeling rather down on our luck, I believe, when you appeared, and now we've forgotten all about it. Do you always behave like this, Miss Linton? No, I'd have to be very sedate, or I'd never keep my big family in order, said Nora, laughing. You've no idea what a responsibility they are.  Tell me about them, Nora asked. Do you keep them in order? We say we do, for the sake of discipline, but I'm not too sure about it, said Mrs. Hunt. As a matter of fact, I am very strict, but Douglas undoes all my good work. Is it really true that he is strict in the regimen, Mr. Jim? Jim and Wally shuddered. I'd find it easier to tell you if he wasn't here, Jim said. There are awful memories, aren't there, Wally? Rather, said Wally, feelingly, do you remember the day I didn't salute on parade? I believe your mangled remains were carried off the barrack square, said Jim, with a twinkle. I expect I should have been one of the fatigue party. Only that was the day I was improperly dressed.  No, but he had his shoulder strap undone. It's nearly as bad, isn't it, sir? Jim grinned at Major Hunt. If I could remember the barrack square frown, at the moment I would assume it, said the officer, laughing. Never mind, I'll deal with you both when we all get back. You haven't told me about the family, Nora persisted. The family you are strict with, I mean, she added kindly. You have no more respect for a field officer than your brother has, said he. Whisper, said Mrs. Hunt. He was only a subaltern himself before the war. Her husband eyed her severely. You'll get put under arrest if you make statements liable to excite in discipline among the troops, he said. Don't listen to her, Miss Linton, and I'll tell you about the family she spoils. There's Jeffrey, who is six, and Allison, who's five, at least. I think she's five, isn't she, Stella? Much you know of your babies, said his wife, with a fine scorn. Allison won't be five for two months. Hasn't she a passion for detail, said her husband, admiringly? Well, five-ish, Miss Linton. And finally there's a two-year-old named Michael. When they all get going together they make rather more noise than a regiment. But they're rather jolly, and I hope you'll come and see them. Oh, dudes, said Mrs. Hunt, Jeffrey would just love to hear about Australia. He told me the other day that when he grows up he means to go out there and be a kangaroo. I suppose you know you must never check a child's natural ambitions, Mr. Linton told her gravely. Was that your plan, she laughed? Oh, my pair hadn't any ambitions beyond sitting on horses perpetually and pursuing cattle, said Mr. Linton. That was very useful to me, so I certainly didn't check it. Hmm, said Jim, regarding him inquiringly. I wonder how your theory would have lasted, Dad, if I'd grown my hair long and taken to painting. That wouldn't have been a natural ambition at all, so I should have been able to deal with it with a clear conscience, said his father, laughing. In any case, the matter could safely have been left in Nora. She would have been more than equal to it. I trust so, said Nora pleasantly. You with long hair, Jimmy. It's amazing and painful to see the number of fellows who take long hair into khaki widdoms that made your hunt. The old army custom was to get your hair cut over the comb for home service and under the comb for active service. Johnny could rule, too. But the subaltern of the new army goes into the trenches with locks like a musicians. At least, too many of him does. Never could understand anyone caring for the bother of long hair, said Jim, running his hand over his dark, closed, crock ball. I say, isn't it time we made a move if we're going to a show? He looked half-slyly at Mrs. Hunt. Won't you and the Major come with us? It's been so jolly meeting you. Good ideas that Mr. Linton cutting across Mrs. Hunt's protest. Do come. I know Nora is long to be asked to meet the family, and that will give you time to fix it up. He overruled any further objections by the simple process of ignoring them, whereupon the hunts wisely gave up manufacturing any more. And presently they had discovered two taxis. Nora and her father taking Mrs. Hunt in the first, leaving the three soldiers who follow in the second. They slid off through the traffic of Fleet Street. We really shouldn't let you take possession of us like this, that Mrs. Hunt a little helplessly. But it has been so lovely to see Douglas cheerful again. He has not laughed so much for months. You are anxious about his hand, David Linton asked? Yes, very. He has had several kinds of treatment for it, but it doesn't seem to get better, and the pain is wearing. The doctors say his best chance is a thorough change as well as treatment, but we can't manage it. The three babies are expensive atoms. And there is a probability of another operation to his hand, and he has been so depressed about it that I dragged him out to dinner in the hope of cheering him up. But I don't think I should have succeeded if we hadn't met you. It was great luck for us, Nora said. The boys have always taught us so much of Major Hunt. He was ever so good to them. He told me about them, too, said Mrs. Hunt. He liked them because he said he never succeeded in boring them. Why, you couldn't bore Jim and Wally, said Nora, laughing. Then a great idea fell upon her, and she grew silent, leaving the conversation to her companions as a taxi-word on its swift way through the crowded streets until they drew up before the theatre. In the vestibule she found her father close to her and endeavored to convey many things to him by squeezing his arm very hard among the crowd, succeeding in so much that Mr. Linton knew perfectly well that Nora was the victim of a new idea, and was quite content to wait to be told what it was. But there was no chance of that until the evening was over, and they had bade farewell to the Hunts, arranging to have tea with them the next day. After which a taxi boarded them to the Kensington flat, and they gathered in a sitting-room while Nora brewed coffee over a spirit-lamp. I'm jolly glad we met the Hunts, Jim said. But isn't it cruel luck for a man like that to be kept back by a damaged hand? Rough on Mrs. Hunt, too, Wally remarked, she looked about as seedy as he did. Daddy, said Nora eagerly. David Linton laughed. Yes, I knew you had one, he said. Outward it. I'll listen. They're tired people, said Nora, and waited. Yes, they're certainly tired enough, said her father. But the children, Nora, I don't think we could possibly take in little children, considering the other weary inmates. No, I thought that too, Nora answered eagerly. But don't you remember the cottage, Daddy? Why shouldn't they have it? By Jove, said Jim, that jolly little touched place. Yes, it has several rooms. They could let their own house, and then they'd save heaps of money. It would get them right out of London. Mrs. Hunt told me that London is the very worst place for him. The doctor said so. That is certainly an idea, Mr. Linton said. It's near enough to London for Hunt to run off for his treatment. We could see that they were comfortable. He smiled at Nora, whose flushed face was dimly visible through the steam of the coffee. I think it would be rather a good way to begin our job, Nora. It would be so nice that it doesn't feel like any sort of work, said Nora. I think you may find a chance of work. They have three small children, and not much money, said her father prophetically. I say I hope the major would agree, Jim put in. I know he's horribly proud. We'll kidnap the babies, and then they'll just have to come, Nora laughed. Picture Mr. Linton, said Wally happily, carrying on the good work by stalking through London with three kids sticking out of his pockets, followed by Nora, armed with feeding bottles. Wounded officer and wife, hard in pursuit, armed with shotguns supplemented Jim. I like your pacifist ideas of running a home for tired people, I must say. Why, they would forget that they had ever been tired, said Nora. I think it's rather a brilliant notion. There certainly wouldn't be another convalescent home in England run on the same lines. But you're not good on matters of detail. People don't have feeding bottles for babies at that age. I'm not well up in babies, said Wally. Nice people, but I like somebody else to manage them. I thought bottles were pretty safe until they were about seven. Well, we'll talk it over with the Huns tomorrow, the cottage, not the bottles, Mr. Linton said. Meanwhile, it's bed time, so good night everybody. He dispersed the assembly by the simple process of switching off the electric light, smiling to himself as Jim and Nora two-stepped, singing down the tiny corridor in the darkness. But the midday post brought a worried little note for Mrs. Hunt, putting off the party. Her husband had had a bad report on his hand that morning, and was going into hospital for an immediate operation. She hopes to fix a day later on. The note was a little incoherent. Nora had a sudden vision of three small Huns, who made rather more noise than a regiment, rampaging round to harass mother as she tried to write. Perhaps it's as well. We'll study the cottage and make sure that it's all right for them, said her father. Then we'll kidnap them. Meanwhile, we'll go and send them a big hamper of fruit, and put some sweets in for the babies. A plan which was so completely after Nora's heart that she quite forgot her disappointment.