Play in 30 minutes. Yes. So who do you think is hotter, me or Barry? I'll see you in 30 minutes. OK, OK. I'll see you in 30 minutes. Look, it's cool. We'd leave together for two months and you couldn't answer right away. Well, look, I have no excuse. And she even has husband and you couldn't answer right away. What? That's that's the what? That's the best point. I don't know why I feel so trolled today. Just feels I don't know why. Ask me a next question. I wish I am a K. Kona. That's not a question. Did you chat? I was going to I was going to ask if you're chatting out to speak American. But I mean, you know, you have a you have an international community. So actually that that that, yeah. So anyway, I wish I am a K. Kona. What is your answer? Would not have that much of a what? Janine, are you drunk? You have to ask me the question. Is S. Van, your type? Slice, Brad, thank you for subscribing to me. Thank you so much. I have to drink. Uh-huh. Can I ask a question? Chad, this is what we call a conflict of interest, right? You could say no. And then Chad is sad and Chad is upset and it breaks the heart of shippers everywhere. And if you say yes, then, oh, no, it breaks the heart of Sims everywhere. Do you have someone that we know that we want to be your boyfriend? Yeah, do you want me to use it in a sentence? Yeah, I mean, paraphrase it. OK, OK, let me try it. Let me try again. Do you have someone who's saying she is my chat is not the shittiest chat on Twitch. OK, next one. OK, let me try to paraphrase one more time. Do you have someone that we know that you want to be your boyfriend? Avatar just resubbed for four months, yo. Yeah. Uh-huh. As fan husband material. OK, thanks. I couldn't think of a question, so tell me a joke. Relax. Thank you for something. I couldn't ask you. Do you know why Santa's sack is so big? Why? Because Santa comes every once a year. Thanks, that is really wholesome. Is Arcade shlong really that long? No, you believe? I mean, I think it's relative, because I would say that it is. Do you believe using force would make everything go as it's planned? Did you only say you prefer Henry Cavill to stop Arcade from harassing your DMs? Yes. If S-Fan seriously confessed his love for you and you said no, could you still be friends with him? Yes.  No. Well, now you're lying. Did you use your massager as a vibrator for pleasure? Well, why don't I read that one? Frick, I'm not going to read that one. S-Fan! I was just reading. I was just reading. Vibrator, no, no. What? No, you have your... What are you saying? No, can't. OK, let me take that. It's not exposed. No, S-Fan, please. I'm thinking my massager at your place, right? Sure. Yes, because you like that. And then I was like, oh, you can use it, right? Are you still using my massager? No, I've not used your massager since you were... Yeah, I gave it to you.  Do you like big boobies? Ginny, hurry up. Cool. Have you ever wet the bed? No. Yeah. Yeah. Are you lying? No. Have you ever blacked out at the party? Yes. Will Ginny be married after 40? No. Do you think S-Fan has fantasized about plowing you? Question mark, question mark, question mark. Yeah, I'm going to drink this. I got to drink this. OK, next question. Are you squad W? Are you squad W?  Do you believe that there's double standards? Do you disagree with double standards? Everyone has double standard to me. OK. Is it true that you don't give blowjobs? Redlee just resubbed for 11 months. What is true and what is both? Remember when I said your community is full of comers? And you said no?  Well, it's not really a community anymore. They're more of a community. Wait, did you read the end user's license agreement chat? Or Ginny, you need to read the end user's license agreement in the terms of service.  Well, don't get mad at me when everything's don't go right until they fix it. OK, so I never tried this. Let's do this. Is she drunk? Ginny, how drunk are you right now? On a scale of 1 to 15. Wow, that's a lot. Oh, god, not this map. Stuff is going well. Thanks, Justice Gaming Fiend. Rick, I'm getting blasted. Play this game, by the way, Chet. OK, so if both of us don't qualify, then we'll reset. Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah. OK, back out. Just going back out. My controller turned off. I ran it back out. Hey, can you not feed every game and then win one time whenever I don't win? You always win. Hey, what's up, guys? What's happening? Yo. Yeah, Ginny has never played before. So also she's drunk, so. And then there's a channel called Pravitt? No, it's called Papal of Stong. What? Hey, like. Dude, I just realized how amazing this is going to be, having McConnell and Ginny in the same call. This is going to be so. Among us. Oh, dude. OK, here we go, dude. This is going to be so funny, dude. OK. Why'd you make your name Pina Slow? And OK. OK. OK. My mic is soft. OK, just clarify, Ginny, you have to meet your mic now. And put emote on emote on your chat. Yeah, who do we think it is? Who do we think it is? Are we thinking Ginny, maybe? Because I'm still figuring out what the game is.  Guys, guys, it's McConnell. I really want to hear what Pina's poop has to say. Pina's poop. Any last words? No, no, no, not any last words. What do you mean? Why is he getting it?  It's just us, man. I don't know. I am McConnell. I agree. Who do you want to vote, buddy?  Because you said that if we think it's you, you were just going to fess up to it. And you're not fessing up to it. I'm not fessing up because they need. I trust you. OK, McConnell's clear, then. All right, I'm voting for Ginny. OK, I'm going to vote for Ginny, too. Yep, I'm voting for Ginny. No way. Yep, I'm voting for Ginny. You're fucked. You're fucked, Ginny. It's awesome. We're out the air log.   We got her, boys. We got her. God is this. No, we're granted. No, we won't. Ginny, are you a killer? You're dead. You're kind of just dead. I'm not a killer. I seriously swear to God. What do you have to say? You don't have to keep pretending. Ginny, the vote's already going through. What do you have to say? No, change it. Change it. Change it. I can't change it. We still have one second, Clement.  McConnell, McConnell, McConnell. No, it's not me. It's not me. It wasn't me, dude.  We got him. Yes, we did it. Dude, the timing of you saying, like, I literally turned the corner. I was like, God, like, damn it. Ginny, do you understand? I like, in general, I don't understand. But like, how do I do that? Mouse? Mouse? You go to the different parts of the map and then you, yeah, you press spacebar and then you just do whatever. It doesn't give you any instructions, but it's like pretty intuitive. Make sure you turn on mouse and keyboard on the top right there. Click the cog and make sure it's mouse and keyboard. Bro, you lied to me. When you click tab and game, you'll see a map and you just go to those exclamation points and you just do those tasks. You'll see them.  No, I was the only person to vote for Ginny.  Are you ready? I'm not after you. I'm with you to the end right here, this next game, all right? I hope you get it. Fuck. No, I hope you get it. I got it. You get fucked. No, you get fucked.  McConnell. Are you serious, McConnell? That was fast. All right. So McConnell. McConnell, is it you? No. Connor is 100% cleared. He was with me the entire time. Sterling was just in the ship. So somebody must have gone back to the ship and killed him because I saw him doing the tasks. I was there by the lights and I reported there was somebody dead by the lights and the other one was sterling and he was in ship style. Is Connor or McConnell cleared? Yes, Connor is cleared. I'm cleared because I was doing the tasks. McConnell is clear because he said it's not him. Wow, you guys murdered everybody. OK, Jenny, AOP, Liz Beans, five up. Very good. OK, let's take a look at where everybody is. Central, East, Northwest, Southwest, Beans, Poop, South or East, Central, OK. Right. Hey, I'm going to talk about it. Jenny came in this. Do you want to talk about it? Where was the body? Jenny, what's going on? I'm literally just walking around just still learning. Jesse, can I ask you what you need it? You were trying to find the telescope because you were there for a while.  Wait, who? So I went down and there was four of us. It was me, OP, Jenny, and whoever's dead. Sayou, sayou me. I saw that on the camera. I ran down and it was us.   And I kept going down left.  Why do you mean I did that? I did see I did see Jenny on camera with sayou me and OP and the only other thing that happens here, right?  But I kind of don't think OP would kill right. Jesse, do it. Why do you suggest he's being detailed? What's your case on this? You're really quiet. I mean, usually when criminals do something, they go into super specific.  I don't think Jenny killed. I know, I don't have no idea. Wait, Connor, why'd you vote for me? I mean, Jesse. Oh, Jenny was in a monster. Oh, man. Jenny, you're dead. You can't talk. Hmm. Yeah. Okay. Where's the body?  The body was in the room next to the blue button. I found it with Liz when we were walking together. So you and Liz. The blue button, like I mean, the button room, like our red button, the red button. So it did. Hold on, Sterling. I mixed up with blue room and red button. Sterling, Sterling, Sterling. Did you, did you and Liz approach the body together? Yes, we did. Yes. Was it like it's in the room? Or is it? And, and, and. Liz, where, Liz, how long was Sterling with you? Well, I actually got this. Hold on, guys, I'm telling you, I got this. Okay, what's up, Connor, what's up? Five up, five up, where were you? Five up, where were you? I was in specimen. I passed by McConnell. He can confirm that. I think it's McConnell because he went up as I went down and he didn't report a body. Okay, so I was in specimen at the very end and there's somebody in the airlock and I ran away from them. So I didn't see who it was. But if you're saying McConnell went left into specimen into admin, I'm almost certain it's McConnell. And Liz, Liz is also confirmed because not only did she scan, she also did the meteor strike. I'm being framed. I was downloading the web. I think I saw McConnell doing tasks earlier, but to be fair, I'm not sure. Like, there's only one, there's only one straighter and there's like, we can skip the vote and just keep going.  I'm so nervous, dude. Okay, let's follow McConnell. Okay. Can only that. What do we see?  Okay, we're voting Sterling out. Why? I don't know. I, hey, okay, listen, listen, listen. With five people left, we have five people left. The task's almost done. There's one imposter. Hold on, hold on. There is an imposter. We can, there's two more tasks left, right? Okay, it's as fan as Sterling. No, no, no, hold on, hold on. No, listen. It does matter about the task. Listen to what I'm saying. I'm saying we have to take the risk. We have to vote somebody now. I think it's Sterling too. I think it's Sterling too. I'm voting Sterling. And if it's not Sterling, it's as fan. If it's not Sterling, vote for me. I think we have to eliminate someone right away.  Ah, you got me. I think we have to eliminate him. Gotcha. Yeah, the game's done. Oh, we won. Yes. Oh, dude. Oh, there it is. Yes? Jinny wasn't a killer in the beginning. Nice. I don't know why he said there's two more left. Oh, there we go. I was going to think so late, and I was out. Nice. Dude, I'm going to trust OP forever. I thought there was two more left. I don't know why. There was only one more. Hey, what's up, Jinny? I got it. You understand now? Yeah. Nice. OK. By the way, Jinny, that would have been a really good kill if I didn't just, like, do that. But that was a good spot. Jinny, do you know the sabotage? Just click the sabotage button. She sabotaged my entire house for three months, dude. OK. Who called him? He was OK. Five Up was a traitor, and he's the only one who said Liz was innocent by voucher. No, no, no, no. I said Liz was innocent as well. I said Liz was innocent as well. I'm sorry. Because I was running around doing tassel there. I was just doing tassel in the Connell. I don't think it's OP. I think it's Sterling. I think it's Sterling. What? I'm the one who left the chart doing tassel in Five Up. You know my S-men? I think it's Sterling. I think it's Sterling. Oh, no. Because I don't think it's OP. I don't think it's Liz. I don't think it's McConnell. Because McConnell and I have been together in this round. Liz and I were in the other round. No, no, no. I was with McConnell. If it's not Sterling, it is OP, but I don't think it's OP. So I'm going to go with Sterling. No, I was with McConnell all game. What are you talking about? No, you weren't. I was just with McConnell. No, the first round where all the kills happened. Me and him were together the whole round. It's impossible. McConnell, me and him. I saw him get scared. McConnell? Oh, but then again, McConnell could have been following me around to clear himself of suspicion without actually killing me. But Sterling did that too? The first round, multiple kills happened. Both the traders had kills that wrong. It is impossible for one person to kill. Do you think it's Liz Beans? Yes, because the only person who vouched for her, well, never mind. You just said the other one. I don't answer. I mean, I don't think it's her because I was doing it. I did like two tasks with her. That's why. S-Fan, did you vouch for her after or before 5-up? Before. We need to vote skip. I was with McConnell. I don't think we vote skip. First round. I think I think we need to vote skip. This is actually a threat. I don't think we vote skip. I think it's Sterling.  Dude, I don't know. If it's not Sterling, I think it's OP. But if. Why would it be OP? I don't think it's OP, but I'm just saying. Oh, for it. It's Liz. It's not Liz. Maybe it is OP. Brown, red, green. OP is doing the sensor. Wait. OP. He's waiting for me to die. It's OP. It's 100% OP. It's 100% OP. He's waiting for his kill cooldown. He's waiting for his kill cooldown. We have to find the body. OK. It's OP. It's 100% OP. It's 1,000% OP. Because we, whenever McConnell was killed. OK? Listen. No, no, no. I was watching Vitals. No, no. I was watching Vitals. McConnell was killed. I was at the hand thing, the handprint thing. And it was waiting for a second user. I saw you there first. Because I was there on the right side. No, no, no. You were on the right side, exactly. And I pressed it. And then I said, waiting for a second user. And then, because I saw on Vitals that McConnell was killed.  No, McConnell was killed. McConnell was killed. I went up there. I saw you there. OK, great. OP and I can do the two player thing and then do it.   And then it was going to be Gigi. That's what was happening. It has to be OP 100%. I'm voting OP as him. Liz, did you really vote me? It's 100% OP. It's 100% OP.  Espen, are you throwing or are you innocent? Why did you not, why did you not press whenever I pressed? I was there for five seconds. I was there the whole time. No, I was pressing and you didn't press. So the only reason is that if you didn't press and I was holding it. I was holding it for five seconds. Espen, are you innocent? I'm innocent. Are you innocent? Yes, I am. Then why did you not press? You're only leaving to make sense. There's no way. You could go to the right side or left side. I was on the right side. I was standing right next to you. I was literally waiting for you to press it the whole time. I was pressing it the whole time and I thought because you didn't press it.   Why didn't you press?  Why did you not press? I was pressing. Why did you not press? I was pressing.  He literally vouched you let me vouch for Liz before he died. Espen, you had no reason to vouch for Liz at all.   Are you innocent? Okay, hold on. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm dying, dude.  If you wouldn't kill me in the beginning, I knew exactly who it was on the first round, by the way. Oh, my God.  Oh, my God. Espen, Espen, I don't blame you. Listen, I hear you out, dude. You didn't know that Liz was safe. So I thought that you're supposed to have two people on the same reactor. No! Dude, I had it wrong. I thought we were going to go to the right. Oh, my God. I thought we were going to go to the right. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.  That is the biggest throw I've seen in a long time.


Okay, let's go about a bulk upload of users. So your login is the site administrator. Got it the site admin block, users, accounts, upload users. Now I'm presuming you've got the text file or the spreadsheet file saved in CSV, comma separated value format ready to go and the convention is right. So what you then do is choose the file and upload the users. It'll pre-process the records here. We can see them up at the top. We've in fact got two new users and an existing user whose records we simply want to update. But we're mindful that there's a password in the system. We don't want to change that for this user. Okay, there's the five mandatory fields there. You can see username, password, first name, last name, email address. And if you put change me as the password, that will force the user to change their password upon first login. Okay, so those three records are ready to be processed. That's the preview. So the upload type in this case will be add new, update existing. What we want to do with, well say with new users, the password is required, in this case, that's a required field in the file. With existing user details, so that's in fact the third record in that preview, we want to override with the file. The important thing though is with the existing password for this user, we want to leave it as it is in the system and not update that. So we say no changes. Now I'll leave the rest as defaults, there's a lot more you can do down here with the settings and certainly with default values for the users that you are bulk uploading and creating. Upload users. So that has done that for us now. Two users been created, one user was updated and you can see the existing user's record was updated there, the email address was in fact changed but the existing password would have been preserved. So that's it, that's all that's involved with a bulk upload naturally tested on a small file first with a few students before you commit that to hundreds of thousands.


Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for full metal alchemist brotherhood to make its way over here to YouTube What's going on guys? My name is Jack The Busch You can call me I show me won't go back to a brand new video or brand new start to a series now I wanted to do this intro before the the regular video starts because it's going to be a little jarring because this reaction was Actually posted on patreon in July of 2020 around seven months ago So that's gonna be why I look a little different and I wasn't even in my house at that moment I was still living at my parents house I know that's a long time for it for a wait for a series to come over to YouTube from patreon I don't want it to always be that long It was my first time starting a patreon only reaction and then moving it over so I wasn't really sure what I was doing and as you're seeing This I'm actually starting demons layer on patreon, which I hope to bring over here to YouTube within like a month or so So yeah, I just wanted to do this little preface to the video I guess especially because it's going to be very different either way I can't wait for you guys to see what I thought a full metal alchemist brotherhood because it was amazing So without further ado, here's my reaction to full metal alchemist brotherhood episode one. Enjoy guys I was told to watch dub my original was like yeah, I'm gonna watch something everybody was like Jack No, you got to watch this and dub so I'm watching in dub. Hopefully that's the right thing to do I have no idea what this series is even remotely about but you guys seem very excited about it So the Elric brothers take part in a manhunt to the dangerous Isaac the freezer a former state alchemist bent on bringing further Bradley down I don't know if I should have subtitles on or not The freezing alchemist we have information that he managed to slip into central. Oh, is that the freezer?  It's good to know I have people here. I can count on so out one last thing Our rising young star is here as well. I'm placing him at your disposal Give me fewer Bradley, but oh that's fear Bradley. I am the full metal alchemist at wood Elric That's the name of the show Never gonna let us out of here easy Okay, so the government's like hired this kid I'm already so confused.  I'm so confused Okay, it looks like he had siblings. What's the like samurai? Is there just like a regular person in there? Oh I'm guessing like something traumatic happened or something The kid that whoa because the kid definitely looks younger in that flashback Something must have happened to his siblings Edgy shot in the rain you have to have one in every anime intro. I Thought that was a child smoking for a second. Oh, so he can like create Okay, I'm trying to figure out like this like this kid's powers. It's so weird. Oh So that's an alchemist like wanted by the oh Fro oh, yeah, that's why they call him the freezer. Oh That's a painful way to die brother and here's our Eldrick that's his name So they're both at they're not both alchemists. Are they they did they he say that he was The bet has a face on the very end Okay, do I call that a samurai because it's not a samurai. It's I Don't know if it's a robot or not. Oh, he's got a metal arm Yeah, I feel like something traumatic happened Use So I'm guessing the transportation circle is the thing on his gauntlet the Full metal alchemist. Oh, okay, so he doesn't need not you. Oh, oh So whoever's in the suit is his brother I feel like his little brother was just like damaged so much or he just wants to protect him in that suit So Eldrick and L or Al he's gonna freeze that water. Oh Yeah, he did So in order to use alchemy get a circle on his skin to the freezer did The Ishvalan war Immediately resigned his commission went into hiding your orders are simply to help us contain him That's all it reminds me of like a more serious Meliodas from Seven Deadly Sons So him and his brother have had He said bodies so I'm guessing his brother needs a new body and maybe he needs a new arm Everybody thinks it's To be fair, that's a full metal thing. Why don't they have a place to stay? That's mom and sister, I'm guessing. Oh Okay, it wasn't she in the intro when that whole thing happened That's kind of adorable.  I thought that was the girl in the intro Why is there a small child in that giant suit? That's tough, dude You would think he'd be used to it by then because he is quite small. I'm sure he gets it all the time Yeah, I want to see It's the mask open. I wonder if it keeps him alive There has to be more behind that Wait, why is this man just allowed to walk into the prison? It's like a corrupted military officer Yes, I'm guessing if you have the circle that makes you an alchemist. Oh He just broke cuz I was about to say why did they just let him walk in and talk to them So he's trying to recruit other alchemists to fight against this corrupted officer. I guess his entire The dogs of the military He just straight up doesn't have a like an entire but what's in there then I'm guessing this what happened in the intro Or that's what we saw in the intro. They were like torn apart. It's like a summoning circle My it's getting up fast. Oh So he has one on his on his glove So how young is the kid in there? Rose That's why steams coming out. That's nasty He's just through the exact same one. Oh Oh He's glorious it's like one hair it reminds me of Puri Puri prisoner. Okay, so he's a good officer. I Love his voice actor. It's so good. Oh He's surrounded. I like how he carries around the canteen. Yeah, cuz he can freeze it That kid sounds way too young and innocent to be fighting against these these evil villains He's got him. So the flame this name Roy Mustang That's how what he said oh Fire style But Actually true, so he is like water and he uses water and freezing it seems like he's like just broke the bridge By unfreezing it and turning it back into water When you just draw another one if you didn't Oh dude, oh You drew several one like this scale. Oh my and he did them in a certain formation Philosophers. Is this Harry Potter? Oh, that's sorcerer stone He's trying to expose them Yeah, he's just an ex-officer an ex-alchemist officer that's trying to expose like the corruption My gosh The little twinkles. Oh Shoot you just redirected into another building. I love Armstrong dude.  Oh my gosh. Yeah, like can you like get rid of one? Is that how that works? He condemns the entire city to it or is it just the is it is the prison in the middle? It's like I'm guessing that's what it's not the whole city. It's the it's the government in the middle. Oh No, I want to see wait, so it's just what's under the suit Where's the head lower? What oh How does that Oh brother lost his entire body actually Wow, oh Oh, it's like a forbidden jutsu.  Oh Oh Yeah, I want to see what why he's this famous alchemist because so far he's gotten kind of thrown around a little bit. I Was surprised he relied on the Armstrong to stop that big wave. He's gonna use his oh So you straight up bound his little brother's soul To the armor Yes, so it is only the middle. Yeah, that's why he said that's where it meets.  Yeah That's rough my god. How did he even cut him like that? Like both of his shoulders were cut I wonder if he's actually corrupted though. It was like a bead.  Yeah, I did did meet in the middle You're Bradley you're here. Yeah job. Well done full metal and a thing that I'd actually be the one to catch him If nothing else this should make an exciting story. I hope he's not corrupt He has a very very warm seemingly seemingly warm personality rotation circles Sure, but the fur is telling everyone it was you so good Oh, maybe he's telling him. Why would he tell people it was him and not himself? I missed that line. I want to go back He's glorious Oh Like Armstrong a lot. He's funny. Wait, I missed that line the very end. Oh my Try to chew quietly his eyes What is that? It's like a castle.


Well I can tell you one thing, a fabric shopping trip to New York will make you seriously re-evaluate your current sewing stash and like I said in my kind of story time video about the trip Amber and I were talking the whole weekend about how like the first five years that we went and did that, how we were shopping for things this year that were so different than what we used to buy. It was like pre-pandemic versus post-pandemic. Both Amber and I changed jobs in the year or two before the pandemic where we had corporate jobs and then now we both work from home and we were just like, remember all the silks we would buy? Remember all the like drapey, beautiful, like kind of dressy fabrics we would buy? We weren't even like looking down those aisles. So when I got home, I decided it's time to sell the stash. I'm just not ever going to use these fabrics as much as I love them. They're just not practical in my life and I know there are so many of you out there who these fabrics would be practical for. So I am selling them all through DeStashify and you've never used them before. It's a great little site where I can post the things I want to sell and then you guys can buy them and it makes the transaction like super easy. It's kind of like Etsy but just for fabric stashes and also pattern stashes and I think I'm going to try and sell some like other tools and stuff there too. I'm pretty sure basically it's going to hang out the whole time so hopefully you guys aren't too distracted but between her and the pretty fabric, no one's going to be looking at me which is honestly fine. Okay, so I have gone through my lightweight fabrics. I have all mine categorized by lightweight and then woven and knit. So I think knits are first and then lightweight woven. So let's just go through these. I'm going to show you each and every one of them kind of like a little swatch video but it's going to be like the whole thing. It's kind of like QVC. You know what? It's always been my dream to be a QVC hostess. So here's my chance. Okay, at QVC if you're watching, HSN, you're good too. Call me. Yeah. Okay, so first up, knit, drapey, rayon, rayon jersey of some kind with this beautiful blue background, beautiful roses. The drape is like pretty significant. She's lightweight. She's really, really drapey. Can you guys see that? So there's this one, nice lightweight drapey. I think I have a yard, maybe a yard and a half of this one. And two, I think they are mostly all, at least in this category of lightweight, the 55 inch or more, 55 to 60 inch. So number one, she's gorge. Okay. Next up, you know it. You love it. Double brush poly. It's getting less QVC and more rodea when they sell the animals like auction, more like an auction. But this has this really pretty like rose background. The color is looking just like on camera like it does in person. And you've got these really big like painterly type of flowers on this one. Double brush poly. So you guys know what that's like. It's kind of drapey. The thing about it is it's super, super, super soft. This one feels on the lighter weight side of double brush poly. You can see a little bit of the drape there. Yeah. Really nice. Would make a really excellent dress. I think I have two or three yards from here and it did not come from Joanne. It came from the garment district because it says copy right by Italian fabric ink. No idea what that means, but it's really, really nice and beautiful doesn't fray that brushed quality we all know and love, but a little bit lighter weight than the double brush that you would find at Joanne. So that's the next one. Next we have a oatmeal like Heathered beige cotton jersey. This would be obviously an excellent t-shirt, a lightweight cardigan, a t-shirt dress would be excellent out of this. And I think I have two or more yards of this one. She's just kind of plain though, not much to work cotton, 100% cotton jersey. You can see there. Yeah. The usual stuff. It is, I'm going to say sheerness wise, like can you see me? I would go like semi opaque. I definitely can't see through it there, but it is, you know, I can see light through it for sure. But really beautiful color, just not really my color, you know. Okay. Next we have this sweater knit. So on one side it is, you're not making this very easy. I'm trying to let you sit up here and enjoy your time, but man, on one side it's got this smooth section and on the other side it's brushed. So think about like French cherry, but not the loops more like a soft brush. So you could easily use either side or both sides. There is a small piece cut away from this because I used it I think for a cuff or a collar or something, but all the measurements that I listed on the de-sachify are for like the main part. Like anything that was cut away, that part's just extra for you that wasn't counted in the yardage. And there's still plenty of it to make a sweater for yourself, but it's this pretty blue color, kind of like chambray, a lot like what I'm wearing. Just like a lightweight sweater knit though. So really, really nice. Okay, this one is another cotton jersey. It is a gray background with these like blue and green stripes. This one is printed off-grain. See how they're going this way? I never really was fully able to assess how bad or much it's printed off-grain, but I think that if you could use this to your advantage instead of trying to make the stripe straight, just make like a cool interesting one. You know what I mean? Like they don't have to be straight across. No one knows. I think you could do some really interesting stuff with this, especially maybe if you did something that had a center front seam and you could like make it work that way. But it's cotton jersey, lightweight, and then here's the opacity to it. All right, there we go. If you hear that dog, that's not my dog. That crying dog is somebody else's dog. I cannot be responsible. Here's my crying dog, but she's not crying because she's able to be with me. I know the whimpering dog thing is interesting in the background of a video, but as long as she's with me, we're fine. So now we have another rayon jersey, olive green, pretty straightforward, pretty significant amount of this too.  These make great, great little tops and tanks and things like that, okay? Lightweight rayon. Now we have, oh wait, that one's sold, never mind. This one is, it's like a super, super, super thin ponte. I know that sounds so weird, but it is this hot paint color and I don't know, it's just like ponte knit. It doesn't really have any texture to it. It's just smooth on both sides, looks the same front to back and not a lot of stretch on the straight grain. On the cross grain, we've got a pretty significant amount, but recovery isn't superb. So for this, I think I was thinking like an athletic top or an athletic pair of shorts or something like that. It would also make a great overlay if you're doing the tennis skirts with the shorts underneath. You could get like a jersey, which I don't have a hot paint jersey and this would be your overlay skirt. That would be an excellent use of this. Or if you're doing the sports bra tank top combo, you would do your sports bra in a super stretchy fabric and this would be your overlay. That would be the best use of this. There's not much of it. I think one yard, but that could get you definitely a top or a skirt on a bit. All right, now we have this blue and white stripe, but what you can't see, and I had a hard time taking photos of this too, is there is like a shimmer to it. Hold on. Let me get it to catch the light. It's subtle. It's very subtle. You're not going to go outside and be like a disco ball. This came from mood. I'm almost 99% sure, but it is a sweater knit, lightweight, kind of loosely woven. So it would make a great like springtime sweater, kind of like a nautical vibe, right? You could definitely like jazz up your sailing outfit with a little bit of sparkle. Blue and white stripes still pair it with, you know, white shorts or white skirt and you would be the coolest person at the country club. I just, I don't know. The fabric just told me that's what it was going to be outside of sailing. It's still really pretty with that really subtle like metallic thread going through it. And the stripes are not equal. The white ones are bigger than the blue ones, which I really like a variegated stripe. All right, that is it for knit. Now we're moving into the lightweight woven. This one is some sort of like sanded satin-y silk in this beautiful, like, it's like a deep pink, orangey pink. I don't know. It's really like flamingo, kind of. It's really, really pretty. It's just like the camera as it does in person, but it's got this subtle sex texture to it. Pretty opaque. I can see light through it, but I can't see my hand through it. The color is really what's cool here and the texture. It's soft hand feel, right? But it has like, I don't know, kind of like this little pebbled. I don't know if it's picking up on the camera. So, oh, wait, there we go. There we go. Can you guys see that? It's almost like a washed silk or like a sanded silk or something like that. So that's her. We have this blue and white plaid. Pretty sure it's a cotton shirting, maybe. I don't know. It's brushed. It feels very, very soft. So that would make a really cute top, kind of like what I'm wearing today, but just with this like subtle plaid to it. Not much of this, so maybe more of a tank top or making for a small person. You could definitely do something more with it. But it's lightweight. It's drapey and just really soft and would be super easy to sew with, with the cotton in it. Okay. Now we have a rayon shali, no, rayon twill. Hold on. Let me see. But it's very, very, very soft. Like softer. It's like more of a brushed than the silky type of soft. It's like teddy bear soft. And I'm trying to see, is it twill, reed or no? Yeah, I think it is. I think it's just a super, super lightweight rayon twill, like really, really lightweight rayon twill in this black and white plaid. I'm 99% sure I got this to make a scarf. So there should be like two, two and a half yards here of this. And then I realized I don't really wear scarves. So it would make a beautiful skirt, a beautiful drapey top, probably enough to make a dress if it's sleeveless. And I think it would just be really, really nice in this.  And it's just really soft, really drapey, really beautiful. Okay. This one is a little bit near and dear to my heart because it's one of the very first fabrics I ever bought ever, ever. It's from Hancock. It's that gives you any indication of the era. But I don't know what I thought I was going to do with this, but I remember seeing it and loving it. Don't judge. But it's alphabets, it's letters, it's sheer, completely sheer with the letters. I someone's got to have a vision for this, please, please. This needs to be something super, super cool. I just don't know what like I just never figured out what to make with it. And so that's why that's what we're here. But look, it even has a little sticker, the little Hancock sticker. I'll leave that for whoever, whoever buys it. Um, I just, I don't know. I guess I was really into typography. I don't know what happened, but it's sheer. So maybe like a cool sleeve or like an overlay or an insert of some kind. I don't know. I don't know. But maybe you saw it and you saw something in that case, you should go grab that. I want to say that's like a dollar on DeStacia Vi. I did not charge $5 a yard for that. This did become a scarf. Do you guys remember this? Um, it is a silky, like silky tight polyester. Um, it has this like purpley green, you know, splattery paint vibe to it, but it's silky, has a little bit of sheen to it. Super lightweight, super drapey. So there's that. Oh boy. Now we have zebra. Okay. I know someone out there likes zebra print. I know it's not for everybody, but I know someone out there loves zebra print. This is a rayon. It's got to be rayon. It could be a really nice polyester. I'm not sure. But it's lightweight. It's drapey. It's going to be one of those like drapey, flowy skirts or a top or sleeveless dress. I think there's two yards of it here. Please, please, please love zebra. Zebra could be so cool. Okay. Now we have a bit of a heavier weight rayon twill in this baby pink. And I just realized in me made May in trying on all the clothes that I've ever made, baby pink and me. My eyeballs like it, but my skin tone, it's not great for me. It's not great for me at all. I'm more of a jewel tone, darker. I think it was like a winter fall. I don't remember. Warm fall, warm winter, something like that. Anyways, rayon twill. So drapey, but still structured. You know what I'm saying? This would make, I think I used a little bit of this actually to make a jumpsuit or like cool odds, you know, think about that. If you remember that gray and pink jumpsuit, it was like pink on one, gray on the other, and the pants were gray and the tie was pink. I think, do you remember that? It was years ago. I think that's what this came from, the leftovers from that. But still plenty of yardage for you to do something really amazing with it would make really, really cute like paper bag waist drapey shorts because it's twill just like denim is. It's got the structure that you need to cover lumps and bumps in your bottom half or your top half. So yeah, baby pink, rayon twill. And getting close to the bottom here. Don't fall. Hold on. I think I have two more. Oh no, I've got a lot more. Hold on. This is navy blue, navy blue, silky type. It looks like, it looks like it would be like a, it's like a mid-weight, poly type of almost like, is it twill though? Hold on. It almost looks like a fancy, fancy pair of dress slacks. Like that you would wear to like an event, like a nice pair of tuxedo pants kind of. They have a little bit of a sheen to them, them. This has a little bit of a sheen to it on the right side. But it's, it's weighty, you know, that's the thing about it. So it's not lightweight. It's definitely mid-weight, drapey, silky type of something. That's the right side. Can you see the sheen on it? I'm pretty sure I got this to make pants. I'm pretty sure I did. Um, so navy blue, weighty, but still a little bit of drape. Yeah. So it would make a really great bottom. I have a paisley, burgundy, paisley, gold, little silky polyestery thing. Great little top, great little pajama set. Oh, why am I having all these good ideas for these fabrics right now? Little like camisole and little shorts, please. So, so, so cute. And then this is a sanded satin. I went through a phase. I was hyperfixated on sanded satin for a while. It was a little bit hard to find in Joanne. So I think that's kind of why I was like on the hunt for it. But I made something out of sanded satin and I loved it. So I kept buying it and then I didn't need this like drapey stuff anymore. But it's just black sanded satin. So it's got a little bit of weight to it, super, super soft, but still very, very, very drapey like that. Yeah. I love this stuff. It would make, I mean, you could make anything from this dress, maybe not bottoms, but like definitely a dress, definitely a top, definitely like silky pajamas. It'd make a wonderful robe or any like kimono style top. Oh, that would be so pretty. Okay. A couple fell. Hold on. All right. So now we have mint green polka dot printed on the bias. This one's supposed to be diagonal. So this one is a little bit sheer. I want to say it's like a, like a poly chiffon or something like that. So it would be more of like an overlay or you'd have to underline it. But what I loved about it was that the, the stripe of dots went in the diagonal. So if you did make a skirt from it, definitely find one that has like a center front seam. That way you can make like the chevroni looking pattern with your stripes as it goes around. But then you would have to for sure line it. Somebody or was, yeah, it was one of the recent patterns, one of the know me patterns. It wasn't, it was Erica Bunkers. So she had a white body suit with this sheer, you know, type of sleeve. This would be really great for that too.  If you could find a matching color of something stretchy enough for a body suit and then use this as your sleeves. Or you could make a dress from it, use flutter sleeves, leave the sleeves not lined and then line the bodice and everything. That would also be really, really pretty. This is also very near and dear to my heart. So this is from fabrics and fabrics in New York City. It is a border print 100% silk. I can't believe this hasn't been snatched up already. But the top portion of the print is like kind of wavy stripes. And then it goes into this little checker. Okay. I got this enough to make a tank top. One, one sleeveless top is one yard for me. And so that's what the print looks like. Again, 100% silk. She's dreamy. She's really, really pretty. This one I might have charged a little bit more for simply because it was so expensive to start with. But yeah, love this one. Can't go wrong. 100% silk with like a super, super cool unique design to it. And lastly, we have this really pretty guy. This might be silk too. I'm 75% sure that it is. But look how pretty. Beige background, navy blue and this kind of like, you know, cornflower blue flower mixed in lightweight drapey. And I think like one and a half or two yards of it. But yeah, she's, I'm pretty sure this is silk, but I don't remember it for sure. Like that one, I was like, I remember that's definitely silk. This one might be silk. It might be a blend. It feels really, really good and really, really expensive. Very lightweight. It feels a lot like this one does, you know what I'm saying? So, but yeah, the print on this one is just super, super pretty. Okay. So that is it for all of my lightweight fabrics. Help me, help you. These are all available. They're up on the de-stachify right now. Go shop. I think that the shipping all, it's all explained. It's really, really easy to do. And then I'll be able to get these out to you this week. And you'll see if what you liked is sold out or if it's still available, snatch it up because I don't think some of these are gonna last very long. Okay. Can't wait to see what you guys get and where in the world I will be shipping, you know, all of this stuff. So that's gonna do it for me today. Thank you so much for watching and I will see you very soon. Bye.


This is a maintainer track talk about Cloud Custodian and where things are today. So to do a little bit of intro for people that may or may not be familiar with Cloud Custodian, it's an open source project, Apache 2.0, it's a CNCF incubating project, and what it is, it's a rules engine for helping you manage your Cloud accounts as well as being able to enforce those policies on your IAC code before deployment. So both runtime, shift right and shift left. It's a simple YAML DSL, very declarative, very easy to read, where you write query a particular resource, you do some arbitrary set of filtering on that, and then you just take a set of actions. It's sort of best in class at doing, actually fixing problems in terms of doing remediation. It's forced doing real-time enforcement by integrating with the Cloud providers serverless and event runtimes so that as API calls are happening, you can introspect them and make sure that they are compliant to policy. It's a stateless tool and we support multiple providers, most of the big public clouds as well as Kubernetes, OpenSack, and Terraform, which we will go into in a minute. It's used in production by thousands of companies. We even occasionally get reachouts from the Cloud providers before they do an incompatible update so that they don't break their own users. And we've got about 1,200 people in the custodian slack and about 3,000 in the Phenops clock custodian room as well. Just to see what some use cases are that people use this stuff for, I'm going to cover off on a couple categories. One that's been popular the last little while is something around as the Phenops use cases. Find the old things, take out the garbage on snapshots, on setting up life cycles on S3 buckets, on turning things off when not in use, on finding the underutilized things and getting rid of them. So super helpful for sort of cutting down on waste and being more efficient about your Cloud spend. These always been one of the collect students core use cases and it allows you to do all kinds of things from setting up, making sure everything is encrypted with custom managed keys, making sure that things are not accessible from the network, that resources with embedded IAM policies are only accessible to the right audience. And then of course being able to do incident response. And it ties into the Cloud providers native tools. So this is all about being the easiest way to take advantage of those native capabilities. Be that AWS security hub or Google Cloud security command center, being able to take advantage of some of the native capabilities to be able to actually use them for enforcement and remediation purposes. So you might get a notification from guard duty that an instance has been popped and you might set it up to remove its IAM role, take a forensic snapshot and shut it down. And then operations use cases, which is sort of a grab bag for lots of different things. You might do centralized logging, cross out of region backups, make sure that you're not getting cross AZ traffic on your NATs or your ASGs to your database. Lots of different use cases that pop up for operations as well. All right. So that's sort of a brief overview of custodians. So what's been going on? So this is only since the last state of the mop, which was at KubeCon in Amsterdam. I did look at the numbers for the full year since the lab KubeCon North America. And oddly, they're almost exactly half. So our pace has been pretty steady. We've added, in this year total, we've added four new maintainers. In this past six months, we've added two. They're actually both in APAC. So those are our first APAC maintainers. It's pretty evenly spread. We've had a lot of work being done on GCP and Azure in particular this past quarter or this past six months. So there's definitely been a lot of new resources in general. This is pretty common for custodian in terms of, you know, we're keeping up with the pace of innovation from the cloud provider. So a lot of sort of new things, new resources, new filters, new action capabilities that emerge from that. But a few that I wanted to highlight is two new cloud providers that we have. One of them is for OCI. It was contributed directly from by Oracle. It's still fairly early. This is the newest provider that was added. And it currently is being used for things like some securities cases, as well as some off-hour cost phenopsis cases as well. We're looking at supporting event-based policies for this. I'd currently call it sort of an alpha beta in terms of it's having the full capability set that we like to support across providers. The other new provider is Tencent Cloud, contributed by Tencent. And it supports a fuller variety of things, including several databases. So network, container registries, object storage. I can never actually figure out what the names are until you actually look at the docs, like what is cost. It's actually object storage, but I'll leave that aside. But this is also in use, and it also does not support event-based policies yet. So I was actually at a Phenops meetup yesterday, and I was talking to someone who had been using custodian for years, and they were saying how they wanted to apply their policies before the resources get deployed. I'm like, well, we've actually had that capability for a year. So I want to take a moment to look at some of our capabilities around shift left. This is a brand-news capability from roughly last September. And what it does is, and it's a little bit different than the standard custodian policies, it has its own CLI front-end because it's really targeted towards being able to be applied, run those policies on a developer workstation in your CI or CD. And in the context of being able to do on a developer workstation, we want to have developer-friendly output. We're directly tagging the source lines that are non-compliant to a policy. In CI, we're actually focused on the code reviewers. Like so, we do direct annotation of pull requests so that the code reviewers can see exactly what resources are flagging against which policy. And we'll go through a few slides on this in more detail. But from a policy language perspective, it's got a few more capabilities because we're operating entirely on an in-memory graph. So the example policy here that's here is actually, how do I write one policy across multiple cloud providers that enforces my tag standard? And that's what this is. So in a regular custodian, we actually have to write a separate policy for each resource. But in shift-left, we can do a generic policy for this use case across all resources, which I think is pretty cool. We've added a few more things in the last six months being able to do some of the tagging things here as well. And we're looking at adding support for cloud formation and then the Serif security output. On the CI integrations, we currently support GitHub, GitLab, and Azure DevOps. The latter two primarily be a unit XML, although we all support GitLab's SAS security format if you're using the right addition of GitLab. Just to give a quick feel for the flavor of what it looks like, you just run it. Actually, I wonder if I want to take this, go a little bit wild, and do a live demo with no prep. Why not? What could go wrong? All right, so just taking a run. And so we can see, you know, we've run some real-world Terraform.  And it sort of lets us see on an individual resource basis, like exactly which lines are flagging. And we can go look at it that way. You can also do, if you're looking for more of a coverage semantic, you can do a separate summary instead of by policy, by resource and see which resources are being evaluated. All right. That. And then as an example of sort of the integration with CI, there's two, a couple of additional capabilities here. I mentioned the multi-policy resources. You can also do, we also have built-in policy testing. So there's a built-in unit test runner here. You basically provide examples of resources which should pass and resources which shouldn't. And you can write, and there's a simple assertion language. We also support doing arbitrary traversals. So any two resources that are connected that have a reference to each other, you can resolve that. So you can go from like a security group to, sorry, from an EC2 instance to a security group to a rule on that group. And so do that arbitrary chaining to get from one edge to the other. And then make assertions about the attributes on the final edge. All right. So, yep, we're gonna finish way, way on time. So I wanted to look at some of the provider roadmap. Generally with Cassadian, like, you know, we've had, I mean, I think all these providers have had at least 75 pull requests in the last year. Most, like I said, a lot of it's just keeping up with the capability set that's emerging from the cloud providers. In terms of looking at some more generic capability sets, on AWS, we've added another provider. It's a little bit different. It's called, we call it AWS CC. It's based on the cloud control API. For us, what it primarily does is allows you to get full coverage across a wider set of resources than the ones that we've handwritten before. And it has generic update, delete capabilities. We wanted to, and keeping with the theme of being able to move some of this in shift left context, we also wanted to add support for cloud formation as an event-based execution mode. And it's not really, it's primarily a CD enforcement technique. It doesn't apply to pre-commit or pre-burge, but it's still very helpful for being able to catch things before they're deployed. And then also add the event modes for post-deployment runtime immediate detection. And then looking at trying to provide additional IAM identification capabilities generically across IAM entities using Access Analyzer. And then a common request has been being able to tag resources from the resources on a tribute. And so that's something we're also looking at. For GCP, originally when the provider was written, most of the GCP APIs were effectively global. So we went with that there. We are starting, many of the newer GCP APIs are primarily regionally targeted. And so we're trying to retrofit that support in. Should be backwards compatible. We'll default to looking at all regions, for regions not provided, but we will now start respecting the region flag when passed on GCP policy sets. Azure, continue to look at how we can slim the Azure SDK down. This has been an ongoing thread with the Azure team for a few years. The Azure SDK for all the APIs we use is well over a gig at this point because it's mostly generated stuff. And trying to see how we can get that to something that's reasonable and tends to upload our Docker images as one thing in particular. And then having the ability to copy tags from a subscription or a resource group down to the underlying resource. On the release engineering, we've made a strong effort on fully automating the releases. Our goals, like cell cell level three, are like no humans in the loop. And then just have a release go out on a regular cadence automatically. Assuming no blocking issues. We were mostly all the way there. Release artifacts are now fully NCI, inclusive of unit and functional tests. And we had originally started experimenting with the Wolfie and Changard images, but they started commercializing the registry. So Wolfie itself is open source, so we're waiting for the Wolfie based images to be available from a public non-commercial registry before we do that. And then finally, we started working on our graduation process. Like I said, the custodian is used by thousands of organizations, has 400 plus contributors. It's time to start moving to the next step on the CNCF process. We have just completed our security review with a third party audit and starting to do review of the audit results starting next week. So hopeful to get that done. I'll be optimistic and say maybe summer next year. And that's all I had. And I'm happy to take questions or we can continue on to the pub crawl. Sorry, the cube, what is it called? The expo hall crawl thing. Any questions? There's a mic in the middle of the room or you can just stand up and use the loud voice. Take your pick. Is custodian supported? Do you use event driven for GCP? It does. I've used it in AWS and in Alamda. Could you describe how that works in GCP a little bit? Sure. In GCP, we, I forgot what it's called, Sackdriver. No, I think they've renamed it. Effectively there's an API audit log in GCP that gets relayed through PubSub to a GCP cloud function. So we effectively, in the same way that you do it in AWS, you write a policy, you do custodian run, it provisions all the event sources and the serverless functions for you behind the scenes. So do you have a server send? Nope, we do, it's all taken care of for you. You basically just run it. It basically just creates, it creates the log sync, it creates the log sync and the forwarder to the PubSub topic and the function. So those are the three pieces that get created. And the P99 on it, in GCP is like, it's milliseconds. It, I mean, it's fast. So for Azure, I believe we use Event Hub. I used to have a slide for this on the intro deck. We use Event Hub and Azure functions and we hook them up. Azure functions are a little, they're a little bit different than other serverless runtime environments, let's say, because they're based on type of web apps, but effectively, same general concept. You write the policy, we provision the event sources and the function for you. I think it's going, I think we're going off of ARM resource logs in that context. And then of course, and all providers are all, for AWS Azure and GCP, we also support multiple ways of getting the data from getting and querying the cloud resources, both through the data of service, as well as the respective cloud providers, third-party stores, so AWS config, Azure resource graph, GCP cloud asset inventory. Go for it. So that in cloud, in IAC, because we have the whole graph in memory, we can do arbitrary traversals with like zero cost. So in cloud providers, we don't do arbitrary traversals. We typically have implemented hops, where you can go from, we call them related filters, where you can go from, say, an instance to its IAM role or an instance to its security group or subnet. So for the cloud providers resources, we have that capability, but it's expressed on an implementation basis for each hop.  It's not really comprehensive in many ways, and it has some things.  There's a partial subset of resources that they do it for. So it's not very consistent. That's just why we also implement, we've chosen to implement that directly. So that's it. Then I bid you all a happy cube con. Take care.