Today, we are opening Labyrinth of Nightmare with Jarvis. That's me. That is him All right guys I'm watching the video from recording. Okay, look you're not watching the video. You're in the video Okay, all right. We're back with another epic video. We're not watching videos today. We're making videos Jarvis Johnson is here. I know he's a big fan of Labyrinth of Nightmare and we've recently had him on Guess That Price and I decided since I'm here in Pasadena to go hang out with Jarvis and open up a Labyrinth of Nightmare booster box So site let's open this thing up Jarvis.  Is that gonna happen? Oh, yeah, let's let's make that happen It might happen here just for this part you can do Okay a little 0.5. Yeah, okay. My hands are really close to the camera. They're huge in the box. It's very tiny It's just like people are gonna comment about how we're manhandling the box But they don't understand the angle that you have to like use your hands from it's very difficult You got to be really careful with this stuff. You know, here we go 24 Booster and hacks right there not first edition, but who needs first edition when you can have original unlimited Basically, I remember I remember the release day of the set I was like at the comic at my local, you know, LGS or oh, yeah Did you did you pull anything? Um, how did that work back then? Did you like get like two packs or something? I I want to say that I saved up for a booster box for you know I pulled Jim and I elf like day one. Oh, but I think I may have got a box for like a birthday Let's just do that again. Yeah, actually, you know what? I'm feeling it. Are you feeling shuffle or no shuffle? Oh Because you know, I don't know it could be like, you know kind of an order or whatever like, you know, three and three I think we should shuffle. I think yeah, yeah, let's do it. Okay. All right. Let's shuffle these together I'm looking I'm trying to rex and special today I don't know if you're trying to do that. I always want to rest in special. That's what I go for Okay, stop the fact trick. Yeah, it's like that's very important. It's real. I'm rex and special the dark magician girl whatever that new My opening you did the the ferrionic guardian. Oh, not for on a guy Faro's rare Yeah, dark magician girl Faro's where I rough. Yes. Yeah, right in the front. So I'm gonna take you to pull it Not that long actually so it was like I think I pulled it in like 20 minutes or so. Oh, it was pretty it was next video I've got 20 minutes to pull this rare.  Let's see. We're doing a little pack battle. Okay. Let's do it Okay, I'm look at left-handed so I'm gonna go left. Okay lefty. All right. I like all right. Let's do this All right, okay, I guess we've got we've got the camera here So yeah do a little bit of this or when you open it It doesn't matter like opening the pack for like when you're going through.  It's five It's so it's for yeah for you the fifth card. Yeah, these are easy because there's no like weird rare and foil It's like this is a foil or a rare. All right. Here we go. Oh Great skull layer. Oh, yeah Yeah, we love that Hysteric fairy. Oh my god the 1800 remember this guy. It's like clown laser Headless night. Oh, yeah, he's headless No, milk it. I never pronounced that one in my life milk in the fourth phase be yeah I think that's right bone hymer. Okay, be unfriendly Amazon She's an Amazon. She's unfriendly. That's I think I watch too many of your videos Let's go bless by the Swordsman of Lance. Yo, that is awesome. That's a great super this card was was so sick What is going on in the corner here? Um, that looks like it's a little bit of a cutting. Yeah It's got a little bit of extra extra stuff. Oh, no, dude. That's damage look at that We're a little bit of a corner. You see that little cornering.  No, no, you're keeping all the poles. Oh my god. What is he talking? Let's get this guy in a sleeve. Unfortunately.  Yeah, it's like we could in the way every YouTube Yeah, we had weevil and Joey together. Yeah, it'd be pretty amazing. It'd be awesome. All right So you have officially started beating me already, which is not a surprise at this point All right, we have I need three hundred thousand dollars for my sister's surgery three million actually By destruction it's expensive over there when you convert the money spirits lady the abyss of shining Mario Kutai portrait secret and Oh We got the Goku card. Oh, that is very nice. It's a card that looks so much cooler than it is useful Yeah, it looks like it would be awesome and it's just okay. It's just kind of a whatever Definitely a cool look. I honestly the lighting is kind of okay right here. Yeah, like it's sure how I was gonna go But it's doing pretty good. All right. You're up. Okay. Here we go. This is like a pretty strong start Yeah, we're pulling all the foils right up. That's us. Let's this feels good No, but I'm feeling we're gonna get a it's gonna be extra foils, you know, that's just yeah, I'm just feeling it Yeah, we're gonna it's gonna be all foil box. Oh, yeah, that would be awesome. Yeah One two three four. Oh the miracle dig It's a miracle. Yeah, lightning Konger Dancing fairy it's dancing Worm Drake. Oh, yeah, it's a worm and a Drake Oh Yeah, the forgiving maiden. Oh St. Joan I was like the art on this card. Yeah, it's a classic. It's a big one to 2,800 impris Mantis and Spirit of the breeze of the breeze it is not an off-oil box. It seems so we are going to get rare That's just yeah, I think that's the error right there. That's the error Okay. Yeah, let's just uh, let's pull something in here Let's just pull like a secret rare. You know what I'm saying aqua spirit. All right spirit elim scola lar Steric fairy melted. He's back at it. So my arm. That's sick. This is a good card Actually card that I feel like you can get it's like we didn't know I feel like when people play old decks now They use it exactly back in the day. They did it. Yeah. It's actually pretty decent boneheimer the unfriendly amazon The next is the next is A revival jam. This is what probably my favorite super rare from LLM. This is a good one. This is a very nostalgic Loa. Yeah, we're hitting like all the anime cards. Yeah, how is this happening that we're pulling so many so far It's worth three for four. This is like a little bit too good. So I don't know what's about to happen Yeah, well, I I got a feeling we're doing all the supers early. So it's like yeah, we're not worried about scaled boxes We're gonna save the day like you try to it's like impossible to open. I think yeah You're on the tough side. You gotta wrap all the way around Biomage, okay a Mysterious priest created as a result of the latest advances in biotechnology. Wow the latest advances from 20 Yeah, that's why it's not very good I think that was you know, you hear about biotech nowadays you didn't back 20 years ago So there is ahead of its time. They're ahead of the game skull layers in every pack. Yeah, it's a very okay tie Oh, yeah The portrait secret TV the dark door. It's like a goosebumps card is the portrait secret dream sprite and Reading machine With a revival. Yeah, we have got it. That is not bad. All right. All right. So we've pulled three foils We usually get six to seven out of here. So we've already pulled half if it's a normal box This is a little teaser, but they're all supers though. We're not pulling all the big stuff yet We're just saving for the end. Here we go. We have the Amazon Archer supply blind structure Scroll over which it's Mario Kutai The portrait see see that's a goosebumps card. That's how I'm telling you man The dark door very it's the same card. Yeah, it is the same cards. It's right. Yeah, okay. That's how it goes and Cheated I shoveled all the foils on my how is this? Yeah, what's good? I don't know what happened You don't think it's this it didn't have pulled an L yet. We didn't pull the oh, yeah So we're looking good. We got the F F's in the chest in the chat, which it's not as bad as it It's not as bad Was I gonna say the destiny for not the best ultra rare right because this set has united we stand mage power Yeah, it's all right Like yeah, it's cool because it's like Exodia, but like also really bad Exodia and he's already bad So it's like I don't know some people would like really like that card from back in the day But I I definitely have nostalgia for it. I like I think it's cool, but it's not your best Amazon Archer So supply Blind destruction dipper relax Scroll up a witchment. This is the same back. Okay spirit of flames. There we go. Yeah lightning blade nice Garuda the wind spirit. Oh, yeah, jam defender keeping the jams and Spirit message.  Hopefully not the L. Yeah, but not the L It seems when you open it's like the first half or the second half is what like can be the same The same comments with him when you did a fact trick So it's like I wonder how that works. Is it just like sheets? Not I assume it's like I I assume it's like kind of like that the magic the gathering stuff where it's like you just get like the same cards in the same Order usually. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know it feels like it's that way with the old stuff and then the reprints are way off It's completely true. All right worm Drake. Let's see supply these seem similar destruction Yeah, we get the Garuda very nice the jam defender the hollow from retro facts pretty cool The emperor's holiday. All right, you get the effects of all equipped magic arts incredible card gross ghost of flood dreams and You know the masks, I don't want to jinx it. I don't want to say anything about the mask. Don't say anything Mask, what are you talking about? I don't know what that means. Yeah, nothing But welcome Yeah, yeah, I love you. You're the only mask I want to pull today. Yeah one two three four I don't think we pulled this yet crimson century. We definitely have it. Yeah, what is the short print on? Collected power. I felt like we're on a different.  Yeah the emperors holiday. We're back on the emperors holiday. They're okay. We're all okay Here we go. Yeah, so I can have a lady assailant of flames. I have a little different draconic a draconic attack and And Spiritualism wait, what does this card do? Oh, I send the card back. It's like a true name before one car. Okay. Yeah Yeah, yeah interesting.  Yeah All right. All right, so we pulled now for one ultra three supers. You got a lot to go a lot of potential We could pull some big I believe this is all for the suspense We're gonna like exactly Jim and I elf last time we're gonna pull red eyes black drag Yes, and it's gonna be made into a YouTube story. All right fire sorcerer curse of the mass beast We've got draconic attack spurious lady tornado all for Mako tsunami tsunami shining of this oh No, the L. It's a sign. I'm gonna lose this battle Oh, no, we have the a the f in the L So we have a very good chance to actually pull the AFL the American football league We've also got laughs here.  We've got fall Wow. Oh, yeah, we're looking good. I'm feeling a foil actually. Okay. Okay. Um the Earl of Demise classic The gentleman like so low purity of in light. Okay. This is an these are new deal of phantom Flying thing. Okay. I feel like we haven't seen these cards. Hey, what is that fish done flying?  Oh, I do it the same. Yeah, Jim Defender and Oh, I did feel it the mask. I called it. Hey look. Hey, I called it But at what cost what it what cost it was a mask. Yeah the mask All right Well, honestly mask of the accursed if you like weevil burn decks and dual links you will love this card So this is this is for soup. How in the world have you pulled all the supers? Okay? We could have a three ultra box though. That is possible. I've done that.  Um, I think I did once but usually it's three altars are no secret. Okay, but yeah So we're we probably don't want it a three ultra box then I okay I've had three ultra box in secret, but it was three super so I don't know if that's gonna happen But maybe it will you know, I'm still you know, I'm still holding up hope the time is now Let's see what we can get. We've got your mermaid. All right. Okay your mermaid first time. Oh, I can be a drag This is a good one. All right.  This slime apparently has some human Yeah, some human genes and it's genetic makeup. Wow human genes All right the Earl of demise this gentlemanly creature is extremely wicked feared by what does that say? Man and fiend alike. I gotta fix my eyesight. All right. It's hard to read through the camera, too He's gentlemanly. So, okay. No good for you. Oh, yeah, he's doing what he can phone. I were unfriendly Amazon Was that back-to-back mask is that back-to-back mask that is back to that mask But you know what they say back-to-back masks mean back-to-back. I got nothing back to back class back-to-back ask I asked for I asked for a Gemini all yeah, that's that I don't ask for much simply a Gemini all simply a Gemini That's it and maybe another old That would be nice Okay, what ultra do you want out of here? Um, I you know really parcel to United we stand, okay? I was in my beatdown deck. Yeah, it's class. It was awesome, dude. I would have a You know high of Busanites that attacked twice. Oh, yeah What are they called nimble momongas, you know summit extra ones out so you can like fill up fill up the board I like the strategy. It was a good. It was a good time. It was a good time Okay, so you know how we stand it is the rock spirit flame dancer Fire sorcerer. Okay. We're new stuff. Okay, bio mage. Oh, yeah, technology. He's back. We're Robert's retribution Gadget soldier the soldier of gadgets. Yeah, I guess very guardian offering to the doomed very good and Marie the fallen one now known as Dark Lord Marie. Oh, why did they change the name of that? I get they put it in the Dark Lord archetype. I see they decided to do that way later They're like a 10 years later, you know what that's a dark Like not having a you know, we're different sets or like like real out. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Rotation for rotation format. Yeah. Yeah, so then you're like doing stuff with all these old cards miracle dig They like mushroom and number two is popular right now. Do you see that? I'm like, no I mean like I've always wondered how can you possibly balance when every card is legal?  All right desk kangaroo. When does kangaroo even come out? I don't know, but I always love that part. We got to get the master of Oz But that's not to like sold the doulos. Yeah We'll come back to it. What shall we pull? What shall we pull first and foremost the rock spirit? That's a very rocky flame dancer dancer flames fire sorcerer by a mage the mad the mage of biotech the emperor's holiday The gross ghost of fled dreams. I don't think I've ever read this I know this card art, but I don't think I've ever read these dreams of floods You know why cuz it's a normal. It's a normal monster.  I don't need to care about it. Yeah, right lady assailant of flames draconic attack And yeah, I'll get in the spirit scary guy Didn't it last turn used? Oh and last turn last it was it was the craziness where you bring him out Then they couldn't fetch something right right well you say that about normal monsters I actually in the opposite when I see normal monsters, then I'm like, cool. I gotta read the Now I care more about this car. Yeah, but this weird text that they made 20 years ago. Yeah, all right Let's see what we can get the gentlemanly creature will he appear rock spirit flame?  Oh serious lady. Yeah, that might be the first time to read a law I wouldn't mind a mass beast shining abyss and Mask of reality a triple rare. All right, we're back triple mass have left. Is this is this apex after? Yeah, it's like a yeah, so we're about two-thirds of the way through all right with one ultra four supers It's okay. We're saving the last couple for the end Have we seen Aqua spirit? I don't think so. Okay. This is such an interesting spirit elimination I don't know if we've seen really amazed by how good the lighting looks Cyclone laser Spirits lady Spirits lady, I don't it's not spurious. Okay, whatever. You just gotta accept it shining abyss. That's what I say area could tie the dark door and It's still so weird that we pulled three of the same rear already it is we that's pretty unlike There's a lot of rare. There's a lot of rare. So this is pretty weird. All right next one We've got what seven packs left now. You're getting towards the end. Can we get that Jim and I let's get it. Come on. I Probably shuffled it to the end somehow like that. All right. Let's hope not the real roughs and special Yeah, but putting up the suspense drag board. We got the very old the first one Okay, er oh the gentlemanly creature Gadget soldier a rust free machine warrior born to battle. Okay. He's born to battle, but he takes a tribute He has 18 others. Maybe he's not more than that. Oh He's born to lose in that Look at the four-faced beast and oh We didn't have this one right week. Yeah. Oh, so you've got FAL in all right Which means we only need I to complete the final we only need I wait a second. That's gonna that's got a while That's kind of cool. If we hadn't pulled three The mask has definitely hurt us All right, we got we got a pull the big C career at some point, right? All right. Yeah, I mean even though it's not guaranteed so you really don't have to but yeah We do we got to it's required required. So we say you hear that box. Okay, you hear that box flame dancer fire sorcerer Bio mage Aqua spirit the spirit of aqua offerings to the doomed the doomed offerings Milk in the four-faced beast, okay, we definitely haven't seen some art of illusions, right? No, no I just don't understand rare in the first dual links back. Why I don't understand how we are so deep into this And we keep seeing comments that we haven't seen yeah When you do metal rangers even worse is there's so many cards. Oh, yeah, boneheimer. I think this is it Return of the doom a lot of her and you return offer and you return you offer Yeah, there's five packs left There's a lot of doom and the doom is looking a little gloomy over here doom and gloom and there's jam and There's spirits and we are gonna pull the Gemini elf. I believe that it will not be doom and gloom It will be lady. We have the first time. Yes. Yeah, yes They're all different a masked monster that wields the most deadly of curses who the most deadly is that true That's better than armored zombie. Okay, let's get started 1500 attack. It's your mermaid. Okay. We've seen that one Oh, there's dragmore again. Yo, the bait doll for getting made it. Have we seen that? Yeah, we have. Okay. Okay. Oh, yeah Okay, right there and there's mantis and Torna over acts a pretty good car. Yeah, I say that's a good car. Yeah pretty solid card But it is not a foil, which is what we're looking for. Yeah, we start off so high now We are really slowing down the box new that we're filming this. Yeah, the shuffle was a very weird one. Yeah I believe in the heart of the cards.  It's like all I could argue that these are pathetic. Yeah Yeah, that guy's gentlemanly for garlic attack Spirits lady. Okay Fusion gate that I that one used to be like five dollars that might actually and this is our first first time I think that might actually be a short rent Shining abyss and oh We got the black letter wait a second. So this is a fifth super That's not good That's weird. Okay, that's also the cool. Yeah, this is it. This is a cool misprint Yeah, it's all the printings of this card though, right? Yeah, all it's like that But it's so cool Also, not cool. You have five supers, but it would be cool if you still get the secret. Yeah, we really did Yeah, so this is we really supered it out super. We weren't super super mode super saying super heavy on the super Yeah, so that's five. So let's just pretend we literally pulled half of the supers in the set Yeah, that's kind of insane all unique too. Yeah, that's pretty insane. All right, okay massive destruction No big deal. Yeah, we're gonna pull the Gemini elf right here fire sorcerer bio mage Aqua spirit the spirit elim gadget soldier fairy guardian offerings to the doomed we've got a summoner of a new he's back and No source. This is like a card that you can like Special summon from your hand basically. Yeah, which is like Surprisingly early for like a car. Yeah, I was gonna say that card, but they get to like also do it or something All right, so this is you know, this is the this is the end. This is the end We've got one more pack after this. Oh, no Fingers crossed fingers crossed. We just got a little a little bonus super. Yeah. Yeah bonus super. Thank you Yugi for doing thanks Yugi hysteric fairy. This is it. This is it. I can feel it the headless night Have we seen headless night yet? No, I don't think so It's gonna come back. Yeah. Yeah grand Tiki elder grave robbers retribution and Gadget soldier gadgety fairy guardian, I think there's two more offering to the doomed and Nice we did the spirit message. We the final that's telling us that's the final I feel like it's very unlikely to pull those it is because what we have to pull the ultra Yeah, so that usually is the problem But yeah, all right plus rare as you know, you could pull three master brutalities All right, we saw last pack so Feeling good. I I hope yeah, we'll find out what this last pack has for us. All right Let's see. We have the soul of purity and light. Let's see if we can pull the last oil That's the deal the fish that's flying Crimson century summer Evolutions bone Imer the unfriendly Amazon swordsmen of lands swordsmen of land stuff and the final guard Five super one That's pretty bad That's a I told you when we pulled out of there and we pulled five of them in like the first ten back What are the eyes? That's so funny because we're just talking about weird like weird foils.  That's maybe a secret or would you want to know secrets? Oh, yeah Oh, well, you know, it's still fun box to open goes. It was fun. It was fun. I promise Thank you very much for being at your own place. Thanks for you just showing All right, I'll see you guys in the next one peace Shout out the toe info show Daxter tomato juice JT showed TCG trusted cards puffins of doom or Nessa Deanna dizzy flexi boy Hoppus choice three through three motorcycle melancholy and as I show Christopher Ward Ian moosa John Nolan jr. Barting Mike Nance Mimic echo Stanley and Thomas McLean. Thank you guys for supporting the channel and I'll see you guys in the next one peace


Okay. We are back. We are back for our holiday special show. Happy Festivus. Happy Winter Solstice Yule. And Hail Crampus. We're back. All right. Let us return to our readings. I am James P. Madonna of Megalife 21. And I am here with my partner, my talk show partner, the Reverend Dr. William J. Eisman. I continue. Governor Christie's remarks over the past few days attacking the head of the PBA, the New Jersey Education Association, Democratic State Center's Loretta Weinberg of TNEC, Paul Sarlo of Woodridge, and Stephen Sweeney of Gloucester, and the media all reflect vintage Christie on the one hand, but also demonstrate a new desperation that will only increase over the next few months. That's the old cowardly, snarling bully hiding behind his security detail. Well, only Chris Christie is allowed to make a decent income and achieve the American dream. No other profession in New Jersey is allowed to be happy and live well. Who's he? Who elected him? I'm the governor. Are some things he has said. Dictatorial comment. As for Luke Margolis, a former newsman and now Senate aide, he is another genius according to the governor. It's no coincidence this developed after Donald Trump called him out on the George Washington Bridge. The court case is right around the corner. Yeah, and he said some nasty things about Barack Obama, the guy who he was hugging practically, and, you know, when he needed a storm sandy FEMA money. The unindicted coast conspirators may eventually be named. One time, Christie Aide, Bridget and Kelly is not about to take the fall unless there is a plea bargain, which would be the governor's worst nightmare.  So Christie lashes out at all the usual suspects and then some in so doing he proves that his claim that he did not set a tone of vicious petty behavior is absurd. He exposes himself in his last desperate attacks while he still holds office. An office he has completely neglected while running a campaign based on denial. Why don't this real record? Why don't all these other people in New Jersey expose him? How come they don't speak up and expose this man for what he has not done and what he has done that is negative? Nobody's speaking up in New Jersey. You know? They're pussies. I saw the statement by Governor Christie about Union pigs. Too bad. Too bad. Too damn bad if people require an iron title to a living wage and benefits, and you don't like it too bad. Let me tell a story about real people and how they live. Who Christie's saying this? Oh the the writer. Oh, okay. I worked as a restaurant server for more than 32 years. I actually made a pretty good living, although the work was long and exhausting. Tips. He made money on tips. And I still had a house to run and a family to feed. However, I had no benefits. There was no medical insurance. Motherfucking restaurant owners. Nor were there paid sick or vacation days. And no thought of the future in terms of a pension. Freddie had some cheap motherfucking European restaurant owner that didn't want to give him any benefits. The upside of this story is I am married to a union iron worker. So my kids had medical insurance. We're able to go to college. Thank God. And we were able to take an occasional vacation. Now that we are retired, our home is free and clear. We have an adequate pension and are able to live a decent life in our golden years. So the union job in that family like many, many multitudes of families. Saviors. What is the savior? And it's the union that is responsible for that family having the benefits that they so rightfully deserve. All right, go ahead. It is the unions who have made the middle class. And the labor laws that we have today came from the blood, sweat and tears of unions. Yes, but unfortunately they were undone by the corporation. There's more to be, yes, they were undone thanks to the puppet Ronald Reagan. I know. Might as well put the blame on him, the Hollywood actor. I cannot imagine where we would be or how we would survive without my husband's union. Employers give you nothing without the strength and determination of the union. I salute unions. I will hereby dedicate this show to America's unions. Feel the burn. If Christie wants to see greedy pigs, just take a look at some politicians. Take a look at himself in the mirror. Power is their mistress and greed is their driving force. Absolutely. It's time for Christie to keep his mouth shut. Yeah, Christie has been really shooting his mouth off, especially since he's at the bottom of the barrel in the campaigning, huh? Yeah, how he is. Percentage wise. He knows nothing about the real people of New Jersey. No, he just claims he knows he's in touch with New Jerseyans. He just, he claims a lot. Yeah, I would say.  A little hard. Bully, bully, bully. Bully, bully. Bully, bully. A sham in the faros. Bully, bully. Bully, bully. Zimbabwe. Zimbabwe, Africa. Is no longer pressing for the extradition of Walter Palmer. The American dentist who killed the well-known lions, a cabinet minister said on Monday. Somebody got paid off. Palmer can now safely return to Zimbabwe.  As a tourist because he had not broken the southern African country's hunting law. Well, Africa is loaded with poachers. Environment, water and climate minister, aqua, moochingery, cashery. Say, cashery. Cashery, cashery. I bet casually took a bribe from the dentist. Monday Zimbabwe's police and the national prosecuting authority had cleared Palmer of wrongdoing. Oh, I bet they did. Through an advisor, Palmer declined to comment. Palmer was identified as the man who killed Cecil in a bow hunt. Cecil, a resident of Howeons National Park in western Zimbabwe, was well known to tourists and researchers for his distinctive black mane. So, Cecil was killed by a bow, arrow. If I'm not mistaken, he was shot with a bow and was not killed instantly and was found elsewhere, if I'm not mistaken. Led to death in the era. Moochingery, cashery, had said in July that Zimbabwean police and prosecutors would work to get Palmer returned to Zimbabwe through face poaching charges. On Monday, however, Mochingery, Guru, cashery, said of Palmer, he is free to come, not for hunting, but as a tourist. Palmer was subject to extradition, talk, in Zimbabwe, and a target of protests in the United States, particularly in Minnesota, after he was identified. Hunting aside from the acquisition of meat for food. Look at me and look at my trophy room.  Ego maniacal, selfish manhood trophy. There's no reason, logical reasons, to kill any animal for trophy reasons, especially if they're in danger. Especially if they're supposedly on a protected area. Yeah. Yeah, like the black and white rhinos have been made extinct. Because of this ridiculous notion that their horns have some kind of medicinal value. Use deer antlers. They use deer antler horns in Asia, pulverize deer antler horns. Deers shed their antlers, the males, the bucks.  Oh, I'm not forgetting the African elephants for their ivory, there's no need for it. You know, so some rich person could brag that their chachki in their living room is made from real ivory. Messages left on Monday with the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, which was handling a U.S. investigation of Palmer, weren't immediately returned. I bet he's hated in the United States, by animal rights activists. Theo Gronkhorst, a Zimbabwean professional hunter who was a guide for Palmer, returned to court last week on charges of allowing an illegal hunt. He's the guide, he's responsible. He's supposed to say, no, we can't hunt here. No, you cannot, you cannot target that line. His lawyer, Perpetua Dubey, argued that the charges are too vague, it should be dropped. You're not too vague, it said. You're right, it's an illegal hunt. What the hell's vague about that? Oh my God, the region is prohibited. How could that be vague? I didn't understand a minute. I didn't know it was vague. Hold on, hold on. Let me get the nutcracker.  You know, the region is a little vague. You know, how do you, how do we supposed to know we have to read signs? No, boy, there was no sign up there. There was no sign to tell us we need to read another sign. You should have had a sign to remind us that there's a sign, to remind us that there's a sign that we need to read. Yeah, you know. I'm totally confused. Well, you're confused because the whole thing is vague. That's what his lawyer said. Oh, God, I love it.  Seven bells for the king nutcracker. Something like 1.7 million documents have been collected by federal prosecutors during the course of the investigation of the George Washington Bridge fiasco. Oh, I hope Christy gets nailed before the end of his term. The trial is scheduled for April. April, that long? State Senator Loretta Weinberg, Democrat of TNIC, New Jersey, said that the judge's opinion shows that the report was a political document. Weinberg called the report a whitewash. The notion of the lane closures, being a traffic study, was the original cover story. Said Assemblyman John Wisniewski, the Middlesex County Democrat, who with Weinberg led the special legislative committee into the lane closings. When the original cover story blew up, they had to hire Randy Maestro for $8 million to come up with an even better one. You know, the fact that so many New Jersey Democrats supported Chris Christie in his re-election, I wouldn't be surprised if he gets off scot-free with this George Washington Bridge case, really.  Christy was due to attend a fundraiser in Los Angeles on Wednesday night, co-hosted by a Gibson Dunn partner who worked on the bridge investigation, did not respond to a request for comment. He sure spends a lot of time outside of New Jersey, doesn't he? As the record reported on Saturday, that partner, Deborah Wong Yang, continues to perform work for the governor's office at a rate of $350 per hour. Why? I guess she's paid for that. I guess she's, for that kind of money, she's never Wong. She's always right. Yang is always, is never wrong. Was it Wong or Yang? Yang. Oh, Yang, I'm sorry. Oh, Yang. Oh, Yang. Deborah Wong Yang. Deborah Wong Yang. Wong Yang. He's always right, never Wong, yeah. Oh, man. Maestro. I'm on a roll. Johnny Maestro under Brooklyn Bridge. The author of the Gibson Dunn report, as well as a representative of the law firm, did not respond to requests for comment. How often is Christie actually in New Jersey? That's what I want to know. I believe he was back here either testifying or doing something in the legislature. Yeah, I guess his wife must have a lot of things to do being that her husband is rarely home, you know. He probably has breathing space, you know, when he's not home, you know. He occupies a lot of space, you know. I'm sure he cracks many a toilet ball too, probably has a titanium toilet ball. Michael Critchley. Critchley. Who represents Kelly said, I have consistently maintained that the manner in which the Maestro interviews were conducted were akin to a deliberate flim flam. Yeah, titanium toilet seat. I must correct myself, not the ball, seat. The court's words in his opinion were more eloquent, but have the same meaning. Michael Baldassere. Man, we got some interesting names with this.  Who represents Barone. I would hate to introduce these people. Said that every taxpayer in New Jersey ought to read Wiginton's opinion. Bonnie Barone. We cannot say it any better. Barone, at the time of the closures, was the Deputy Executive Director of the Port Authority, the agency that operates the bridge. Kelly was Christie's Deputy Chief of Staff, best known for the eight-word email she sent to a Port Authority executive in August 2013. Time for some traffic problems, infortely. That email was received by Wildstein, a Port Authority executive, and Christie Ally who ordered the closures. He replied simply, got it. Wildstein has implicated Barone and Kelly in the scheme. So is this an actual trial that's coming up this April of 2016? Okay. Attorneys for Barone and Kelly who have denied the charges had subpoenaed Gibson Dunn for interview notes and summaries compiled during their investigation. But Gibson Dunn said it could not hand over such materials because they did not exist. Instead, Gibson Dunn said its attorney had typed notes into a computer and that those files were later edited into summaries. Wiginton noted that Gibson Dunn's decision not to keep a detailed record of interviews was highly unusual. Attorneys are trained to scrupulously document information when conducting internal investigations, including taking and preserving contemporaneous notes of witness interviews. Contemporaneous. Wow. She added that although Gibson Dunn said not to delete or shred documents, the process of overriding their interview notes and drafts of the summaries had the same effect. Wiginton also denied the defense attorney's request for metadata, the electronic information that reveals the history and management of an electronic document saying it was not relevant or admissible in the case. Wiginton's opinion follows a November defense filing alleging that Christie's office improperly withheld thousands of documents from federal prosecutors in response to subpoenas. Now, as a former prosecutor, he still wants to know better, isn't he? Yeah. Critchley and Baldassaray have also asked Wiginton to force prosecutors to turn over more documents that could be critical to the defense, including the names of unindicted co-conspirators. Police were allegedly involved but not charged. Prosecutors agreed in late November to release the names as long as they remain under seal. Well, I'm glad to see they have not forgotten about the bridge, infamous bridge, GW bridge. And you got one of those funny light ones? No, I do not. I have a Trumpy in front of my stuff. Oh, that's good. We'll make that the last. I have a Trumpy. We'll make that the last for the winter solstice, Yule, Happy Festivus season. This is my Yule log. Donald Trump's Republican campaign for president is built on the same win at all costs, no second-guessing confidence that made him billions in real estate and a star of reality television. Well, he definitely grabs the bull by the horns and the balls. Yet, in a recent interview with the Associated Press, the GOP front-runner displayed rare fleeting moments of humility and introspection. Well, he's running. He's campaigning. I think I could lose a state, sure, said Trump, of the first three states to vote in next year's presidential primaries. If I came in second or third, I think that would be, you know, I wouldn't be happy because I want to win in retrospect, Trump also said. So do they all. Yeah. He might not have used the phrase truthful hyperbole in his 1987 book, The Art of the Deal. The phrase has trailed Trump in the 2016 campaign as have questions about whether his penchant for exaggeration and tenuous relationship with some facts would be appropriate for a president. Yeah, I heard Great Britain is not happy with Donald Trump. No. They're boycotting him in every which way. I think maybe if I had the phrase to do over again, I'd use the word optimistic. Perhaps I would want to be very optimistic, Trump said. I'm telling you right now, this campaign after it's over, if he loses, he'll be more famous and legendary than ever before. Trump displayed his signature bravato throughout much of the 30 minute interview with the AP at his golf course in northern Virginia. He declined to name a single thing he has said over the course of the campaign that he wished he could take back. He repeatedly referenced his dominant standing in preference polls and the enthusiasm of his crowds. But the glimmers of self-reflection and self-awareness stood out. They offered a look at a side rarely seen at Trump's rallies and television appearances. Trump unexpectedly leaped to the top of the GOP field this summer and has yet to be knocked from that perch. With less than two months until the Iowa caucuses, his hold shows no signs of slipping. But people in early states often make final decisions close to voting day. I'd like to win, Trump said, and clean the table. History suggests that's unlikely, even if Trump does take the nomination. In modern history, a non-incumbent has never won all three of the early goings to Iowa, New Hampshire, and South Carolina. Trump said that while he's doing very, very well in them, he was aware of the precedent. Even if he were to lose one, he said, I won't lose badly.