I ain't nobody making me a peanut butter and jelly salad. You should, though. Yeah. You should. Mm. You should.  In the middle of the interview. They got a knife? Yeah. Get them a knife, man. Don't make it with no spoon.  Trying to make a peanut butter and jelly with a goddamn spoon. There's a few things sad that are gonna make it tearing up the bread. Running. Running like I run. I run to the house to get some fun. Snacks, had a few packs, came to the front, but I walked around the back. Because the front door was locked and I did not have my key. Peeped through the window. Open that. Because it's me. See? Yes. During my best. Ran out of clothes and got dressed. Getting me outside accidentally fresh. What do I do when I come through like a fool? I have a performance at the lunch and school.  Just get rid of cattle, like nests. That's great. Hold on. Bring it back to the Middle East. I didn't bring the bombs because I brought a lot of peace. And you know I got grease. You want to buy it in a stupor five a piece. Wear the jeans with the crease. Even have some doctors with the fleece. Watch out for the fleece. Is that your niece? We don't wear it because we lease. We go to sleep. We got to watch the people across the street. Because you know they late night creep. There's some late night creeps in the neighborhood. I don't think my neighbors over there are doing too good. They have a cell sign in New York the other day. Don't nobody want to stay when they stay. What that's about?  If it's in the same spot, we never even thought about what we got. Let's take it to the spot. Because the block got hot when the folks got shot. But I ain't going to say nobody name because they going to change the headline but the store is still the same. Hey, I was scared for my life. I thought I had my tailor here. Hold up, it's too real. They need to write a law pass a bill. So the boys can chill. You can get pulled over without getting in. Don't say the word because it's really absurd. Those are the words that I heard when I listened to her. She like, it was really an accident.   But we ain't going to even point the finger or point the blame because everybody already got your badge and your name.  Man, watch the trial. These folks going to be like, he would have died with a smile.  I can't believe that's the defense. How they going to play that? Talking about he would have died anyway.  Hold up. Wait, real. Let me just chill. Let me take some Advil or some Tylenol. But my pain ain't too small. I'm trying to just big ball.  Did you get what I said I'm talking about? Like taking some pictures, getting some head, sleeping in an old school bed, water bed, walking around with no shoes on, flinched on Fred. Flinched on Fred. Walk around with no shoes on, flinched on Fred.  Like your girl do. I had a girl too, but that was when I was probably like two. But it was natural food. Hey, welcome back. Hey, welcome back. Bro, you know how we get down in the trap. We got a motherfucking dog in here with us. One of the co-workers out here, man. One of these niggas who are consistent and very dependable with the information. You get what I'm saying? Right now I feel like he is on strike though. Nothing in it took his talus where they are appreciating it. You have to have a subscription and a password in it. My dog been talking lately. None other than my brother, man. Come on, Davey. Welcome. Yes, sir. What you doing, Murph?  Bro, come on out here. It was a...  They paying? Yeah, it's a subscription base. It's a subscription base. So to see the content, you got to pay me per month. But it was weird, man. Social media just got to a point where they just... They trying to censor everything you say.  Oh, yeah. No, I'm sure. They trying to demonetize it. That's what I'm saying, but once you demonetize me, now I ain't even getting paid for nothing no more. Yeah, we about to get... We got to go over there with you. People bootleg our show. Bootlegging. And get your views.   Greatest hits. Greatest hits.  Carlos in the red hat moments. Stop making moments. My reaction to what Carlos said. Bitch got 1.9 million views. He ain't saying nothing. He ain't saying nothing. It's just Carlos. Carlos crazy. Let's go back to the show. Y'all see me laugh at him. Jump in the comments what I should laugh at him saying. Hey. Then they put the joke in the caption. Carlos said rubbing on a titty. Oh. How was he laughin' though? No. I think it's extra. I think it's extra. I'll see me laughin'. I'll see me laughin'. I'll see me laughin'. For me, it wasn't even really about the money, man. It was about if I didn't do it, I think I would have lost who I was. It wouldn't make it sweeter, too. I ain't never gonna do it my way. Nah, but once you get to a point where it seems like they're taking down everything you put up, you go, hey, man, I can't be myself on here. So if you want the content the way I like to make it, just break me off $5, you can see it. I ain't wanna overcharge nothing crazy. Some niggas will find any excuse not to give you $5. Damn, bro. Somebody, my kids gotta eat. Yo, $5 a white. My kids gotta eat. That's gonna stop all of you. Yo. We see him in the key.  Alright, so this is how far more fuckers go. Alright, so Derrick Jackson has got caught cheating, right? And then me and Derrick, I still consider this, cause I ain't got no ill will to him, but he gotta get these jokes. So I was like, I was like, yo, I'ma do a three part Derrick Jackson series on my Patreon, right?  I know you and Derrick and Cahoots together, y'all making this whole thing up so y'all can split the Patreon, buddy. Did you think we working that hard to get $5 off you?  Yo, $5 would be for $2.50 a person just what you thought. I was like, man, they don't say anything to not pay a nigga. She's so bold to make it think that it was gonna be a 50-50 split. Yo, once again. Why? It's your page. You don't get a split. I know y'all. What nigga is gonna take that deal? I know your life is going great, I'm gonna ruin it completely and then I'm gonna make fun of you and you'll get $2.50 off every person that come watch it. Hey, what is that?    They didn't apologize for nothing. For nothing?  Oh, yeah. That just seems like they got more publicity.  Oh, no. Good luck. I think he got caught cheating on his wife and apologized to the internet. You don't call me. She ain't... She still don't know. She pulled out headphones. They been pulled out some earbuds at the end. What you said, baby? Yo, I don't ever understand it. I don't feel the need to blame myself to the public like that. That shit's funny to me.  And then they were like, we fixed everything, so why are you talking to me? I feel like the nigga go against it, bro.   That's what he get for lying.  Of course. He might've just been living righteous up until that point. And then... He got one bad summer. He might've failed victim to the plot. He might've really been living like that and then one of them chicks made it easier and then he started slipping into the koojee. And then... He got caught up in it and then she was like, buy me some booze.  I'm about to put these screenshots up. Koojee slipped. Exactly. I think he got it. That happened to a lot of niggas. That happened to a lot of niggas. You got sniped. A lot of these chicks were there without you. I ain't making excuses for them. Shit like that happened, man. Like, a woman could...   That's the right way.  You got to be like, hey, thank you for the time you invested in this exchange. You're greatly appreciating, man. You got to get her a Uber Black.  You can't be real. You can't be real and you didn't make it plush. You didn't make her feel special. Koochie Slipper. The dark side of Koochie. That's the part that I don't never understand. Like, what if she didn't give you the right kind of Koochie? Right. Sometimes you didn't make me feel special. What if that's the direct result of what your Koochie did? Maybe your Koochie rubbed him the wrong way. Because everybody hasn't had some Koochie that wasn't fun. No. I didn't say it wasn't good. I just said it wasn't fun. Some Koochie is just more funner than others. More funner? More funner. You're like it was a slippy slide. You done been to Skoochie before. Versus a regular slide. This ain't got a slide. I like this. I like this. This is different right here.  It feels like it's set up different. It is. This one's got an upstairs. I'm upstairs? Koochie got a bathroom. Is this on 4A? Koochie got a fireplace. I am in the vestibule. Man, you gotta be careful though. I'm out. It's a lot of evil lurking. It's a lot of evil lurking in these Koochies. I'm trying to get married. For real? That's your mission? You seeking a wife? I'm looking for somebody to do it.   Prince Akin was like I want a woman who's beautiful. Who stimulates my mind as well as my loins. I just want somebody that we just not going to cheat on each other and die together. That's pretty much it. You stand on the floor. I'm out the game. Make it sound a little better. I wish I could say I was looking for something more. I ain't even got to be attracted to you at this point. I just need somebody to die with. I'm looking for somebody to die with.  Be alive. Be alive? Can you exist? Can you exist? I want better for you man. I'm telling you. That's what you want. You get tired man. I'm 34 but I feel a hundred and 34. Just wait. I hear you. What war you down? Oh man. What war you down? Wait this thing out. Hold on man. Keep your heart right. Wait me. It might just be because Mercury getting a boosty fade. You might hit me. You might hit me. You might hit me. You might hit me. You might hit me. You might hit me. You might hit me. You might hit me.  Nah man. It got to a point where it was just like for me it's like I want to be the only one lying in my relationship. Why are you going to be lying? They're going to do that. They lie now. Let me give you some advice. I was younger. Live your life going forward. Live it going forward. If you show up as a new nigga you'll be glad about it. Start over. Don't be trying to explain your past to your future. That wasn't even me then. That's a bar. Don't be trying to explain your past to your future. Because it sounds strange. Whatever I did before I got here got me here. I'm a child. We be hanging on to history too much. You want to hear about it. I did this. I'm talking around but you know what I think it really is. I know my career is on the cusp to being to the point where I can't really trust a person's intentions.   I wouldn't do it like that. So step up.  Shoot a level higher than what you would never shot for. Because you want that trajectory, right? This is the time to go crazy with the with the ask. You know what I'm saying?    That's what I'm saying.   You got to shoot from beyond the arm.    Oh man. I'm going to move to after. Shit isn't even worse because now you got the same problem in a different language. Shit. It don't matter where you go, dealing with women going to be complicated. Oh yeah, nah it is man.  Hey man, you the first thing they got ever heard is say that. This turning to something totally different you want to the camera. She come do that. I hear this. I hear this all the time because niggas really don't get along with theirs. But mine, I ain't really had no issues with them. It ain't about getting along, it's just bruh. Me and mine, we good bruh.  What else? What else? I don't want to talk about none of this. What else? I don't want to talk about this. Everything rough out here niggas they shooting niggas and saying it's a taste. DMX dying. I ain't talking about nothing.  What? The DMX. I'm about the same thing, come on. You want to get married to that man. I got love for the mother of my kids man. Hey, all you niggas who... Has she ever heard that? Yeah. Okay, she's heard that. Yeah. Her niggas gonna be watching it and have to turn it off at this point. She ain't got no niggas.   Let's keep it real. Let's keep it real. I come from a small area. Exactly.  I come from a small area. I come from a small area. It's gonna be really hard for her to date another niggas anyway. She already is, man. It's gonna be hard for her to date another niggas.  Oh, man. Hey, man. We gonna scream record this little part. See what that niggas said. Yeah. I'd be that petty niggas though. She has a niggas. She can have a niggas. Nah, she can. She don't do it. Nah, you know. You hope she doesn't. You hope she doesn't. Listen. If she did, she did, but we tight. Check this out. It's hard, bro. It's like this though.  What? He said, don't tell him that. I'm a niggas. But I said a boyfriend. I ain't say what nobody's talking about. What?  What type of bad relationship? That's the way I've been living life for a while. You believe it? I've been single a long time, but I've been fucking. Everybody ain't wanting to make somebody their girlfriend all the time, bro. Hey, man. That's what I'm saying. She is a woman. She can do that. She decided any moment that a nigga her boyfriend... Hello? Yeah. I'm back to dig. Niggas show up at 11.30 with a drill changing the front lock. My kids will tell it. My kids will tell it. There's a man with a drill. Yeah, they'll tell it. You gotta listen to them kids. They'll tell it. I know my kids will tell it. My daughter will tell it. Hey, it's her man becoming round. Yeah. What man? She'll tell these baby drillers. And the motherfuckers don't listen to that kids.  It be a man in the house. Go to bed. Go to bed. It be a man. Go to bed.   No. No, man. This nigga been telling you.  My other daddy. My other daddy. What do you mean? You talking about a motorcycle daddy? Motorcycle daddy? No. What? He was like your daddy but he got a motorcycle. He got a motorcycle at our house. It's at our house. Dad, I'm going to let you see the motorcycle when you take us home. He'll go right in the house. My daddy said get to see a motorcycle. Get to see a motorcycle. Tell him come on in.   He got painted that whole picture in my head. Thank you.  You'll be all right, bro.  I'm telling you. I'm a nigga. I've been in the battlefield doing this shit, dodging man.   You think? I'm telling you. Appreciate that, sir. Just be careful out here. I am. Remain optimistic. What if you meet the girl of your dreams even though you're breathing? I don't know, man. What if the girl of your dreams ain't even your type for real? Like you meet her and she's perfect.  Like eat cold tomato soup.  How does she eat it? From the can to the bowl. Oh. My nigga ain't blinking any more. Is this happening? I'm just saying what is it? He's heard it like he's experienced before. I'm on that weed. I'm on that weed. I'm just saying. I have like nail breakers like that. I always said if you put ice in your orange juice I'm just out. I don't really need an explanation for that. Right. Yeah, it's cold already. Why are you got ice in it? This is the strange thing to me. We drink hot orange juice. Where did you find hot orange juice? It's an African delicacy. Oh, is it? Yeah. They just turned the liquor. Well, you all heard them Africans.   I'm over here. They got way better fruit. They got some weed that grow on the tree. With the fruit? Fruit. At that point. That's how sticky it is. Hey, that's... You have had way more conversations with him than I have. I thought maybe you was the cypher in that one. No, no, man. Fruit from the tree. We grows, falls. And it's kush.  I just eat what's available in America. You just ate it back in a haiku. It just felt like a hug. It's a haiku fruit tree. I said, that's what I said. But you said... It's sugar, but you don't understand. No, I do understand. That's how you say it. You don't mention it down to confucius levels. Damn. Next time I'm coming here, I'm getting high with y'all. You don't smoke, right? No, so I'm gonna drop asses. You know what I mean. I'm gonna drop asses. No, no, no. If I didn't, you'd be able to tell right now.  You'd be able to tell right now.  You like, man, I know everybody gonna know but I want them to know a little more. So it's really... I'm asking myself in a base. Yeah, it's too many niggas looking directly at... People don't really know how the show's set up. But it's like 30 niggas looking at you. And if I was on asses... Don't tell them that. They're gonna really believe that's 30 niggas. Yo. Exaggeration is how it goes. It's like nine niggas looking at you, right? Seven. I'm just saying, keep the numbers low. It's video people. I'm not really counting niggas. They all scream. It's a zoom call. They six feet apart. But I couldn't... It's a zoom call.  I get paranoid niggas. You don't like it? You don't like the mask? Nah, I'm not a big fan of the mask. Everybody will like Mortal Kombat.  I love it. I love it. Only bitches, you just keep the mask on. We make you paranoid. Just keep it on.  I do edibles. He was on my drug episode on my podcast. I do everything myself. It really gets in touch with my inner self. I don't know. I can't tell the difference, bro.  Same nigga, man. That's what I'm saying.   My inner self be like, ain't nobody over there. My inner self really be making decisions.  That's what it's like. Don't wait. Ain't nothing gonna be open. Ain't nothing gonna be open. Ain't nothing gonna be open.  Ain't nothing gonna be open. I'm not thinking for right now. Ain't nothing gonna be open. How I'm about to be. I can see why you do it. My drug of choice is mushrooms. And it's the same thing. My inner self. It's a way better version of myself. What is your trip story? How does it affect you? What do you do? Are you in the house? I'm in the house, man. Having these introspective conversations with my inner self. The inner self that I hear is the smartest part of me. And the most mature part of me having the conversation with me. And it's interesting, but I didn't realize it was one of those drugs that the way you feel whenever you take it matters. Yes, sir. That's the most important thing. The most important thing. Second time I did it. Whatever you feel, whatever you think is gonna come true even if it ain't. I see it whatever you think is gonna come true even if it's not.  You'd see them.  It would be wrong. It would be Nick and Winwin with dollar bills on their face. That titties on their back. It'd be even worse, bro. It'd be even worse. Everything that I thought about is just not in the right place. Maybe a big titty mannequin on top of an ATM machine.  And you just gotta figure out if you want to go in there and grab them couple dollars. I don't have no money. I don't get, I don't hallucinate. I don't take that much. You just be chill. Yeah, I chill. And I just had these cause I'm not an emotional dude at all. You're not?   You do the psilocybin? Yeah.  Maybe emotional. I'm not like...  Nah, the inner me. Like the higher consciousness part of me.  I was crying. I was crying because I used to love the Ninja Turtles.  You were crying. You don't talk. I'll make somebody cry. We'll talk cause I'll get like really, really deep. You be shroom dialing? No, no, no. I don't ever get high without people around. Just in case, like I see a leprechaun run across the floor, I gotta be like... None of y'all saw that, right? And they be like, no. Okay, so that's just in my head. They don't want nothing that got me super bad. Nah, I'm just saying. That's what I'm saying. It's never happened, but I don't trust... I don't want to get that far and be by myself. Gotta be comfortable. At the time I did it, I wasn't. I didn't know any better. Man, I was just chillin'. I was bored.   And what'd you do? You stayed at the house? It took control of my whole nervous system.  It was fuckin' with me. I didn't get off the couch because it was too soft. This sound like weed to me. See?  Yeah, you should have. Nah, weed don't do that for me. Weed made me pair... Nigga, I had some weed so good I was in the shower.   I was in there for about two hours. Nigga, on mushrooms, I swear to God I was doing this to the couch for 15 minutes.  For 15 minutes, man.  I would have lost my motherfucking mind.  Everybody was looking at me. But whenever I'm howling mushrooms, I'm not out of it. You just... I know I'm doing it. Everybody's looking and laughing at me and I know this look crazy, but if you can feel it... What if you get on mushrooms? Oh my God.  I started writing better jokes after I started the mushrooms. Like every character...    Your whole set is... Oh, man.  Oh!  Remember when the closer was, ding-a-ling. You ain't no more. It's your favorite doodle joke, man. I went... We were in your first two years. We went everywhere, nigga. That was me. Hold on. I've been looking for this nigga. From the t-shirt you used to sell. With your little logo. Man. What happened to Super Funny? What happened there? What happened to Super Funny? I'm the DVD that you used to sell with the same jokes that you just told on stage. To everybody. Let me talk to this nigga. No, let me talk to him. You wouldn't know comment view. I was all comment view. Nigga, I made you. I can't do... It's weird. I like to... Whenever I get high, I like to be gone. I like my day rolling. Oh, okay. Yeah, you need some day. I don't know who these people are. You can function. I don't want to function. I want to be... The day's over. I'm going to go buy some pot until tomorrow. Yeah, the day's over.  When I was trying to figure out how to do edibles, man. Because edibles is a trial and error thing. You get to control it when you smoke. But edibles is a...  It was too much. That's what...   And then by the time we get to the house I'll beat and forget. I ordered three first aid kits. And a Swiss Army knife. Oh, I did. And I don't like the paranoia that come up. I don't get it all the time, but it was one time I ate an edible. And I was in Indianapolis. Right? All right. So I had been eating edibles from people who make it at home. Oh, no. Yeah, which was dumb. Who's home? I was on my first tour. Yeah, on my first tour. And he was like, I make edibles. I was like, I'll take it. Always trash. It was always trash, right? So it made me think it's okay. It was okay.  It wasn't. It wasn't in 2017. You were blowing it. So I went...  You know what I mean? But I ain't never tried nothing like that. It said, just eat one it's head. Eat one eighth and you'll get high. Or you can eat two apes if you have a strong tolerance. Well, I think I have a super strong tolerance.  So I eat a half. I ate four apes. I was so high. Whenever I... And I ate it in the morning and then I had to catch a flight later. I was so high. I thought I was Pablo Escobar sneaking another half a gummy across the... across to another country. I thought everybody was watching me in the airport. When I got in the airport, they had the little dogs smelling everybody's bag. I was like, I knew these niggas knew here. They ask it for my boarding pass and everything. I'm handing it like...  This is look natural, right?  They on to me. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. My brother is crying laughing.  We look so suspicious about our paranoia. I'm rocking. We make it back to North Carolina. I'm still thinking they want the little bit of edible I still got in my bag. So it's going around the carousel and I'm down at another carousel looking at it, waiting to see if somebody watching me to see if I'll go pick it up. Niggas. I was like, I ain't doing edibles no more in Indianapolis. And that's all your hand was a piece of edible? Niggas, that's all I had in there. That's a cocaine nigga. It wasn't nothing but half a gummy in there. No. I was like, yeah, I'm going to take less next time. It don't make me stop doing it but it does make me go. I probably won't eat that much. I learned I do 50. I'm going to do all of them. I do like 50 milligrams of bags that I was on some podcasts we did in LA. I ate about 22. What's what you talking about?  You were there for that sling when too? That was the same week. I'm talking about in the studio I had about three bags of edibles I ate two of them. These had Mexican candy. I ate all the Mexican candy. I didn't even know what Mexican candy was.  I ain't go to sleep.  They never hit me like that.  Oh my God.  No salt. I've eaten with my hands when I was high. I had a fork too.  I didn't feel that I should walk. I was like the scoop ain't going to be big enough if I use the fork. My hands big.  Take one shoe off for about two hours. Eat macaroni and cheese like sunflower seeds. Come on man. Straight out of the hand. You tripping boy. Mac and cheese. You need a wife. Yeah. I need somebody to watch over me. I need somebody to watch over me bro. We talking big dog. I realize you need Disney. I need a babysitter. Hey man, welcome back to the 85 self show.  J-O-N. What's happening? Planting. J-O-N. This is the trap Caribbean music. I don't know what I was like. Sound like the video game when it's got the palm trees in the back. No, this is the bonus stage. Yeah.  See, that's the power of rap. It sound like a black Mario Kart when you get the star. Black Mario Kart, they drive Caprisis. Yeah, they drive Caprisis. This is the sound when you get the star. He's got to be Jemario. His name got to be Jemario. It's me. Jemario. I don't know anything about no damn Jemario.   Oh my god. Jemario. Shout out to the back, nigga, man. He got the same concept, same game just in black.  It's a me. It's a Jemario. No, stop. Stupid. They go and talk to you a lot, man.  I'm flexing, flexing, flexing, flexing, flexing, flexing, flexing, flexing. As long as what you do, yeah. As long as you still moving.  The flower is a weed plant. What? I told you. Jump on some of these mushrooms, take the old ones. What? Turtle share. Jump on that back, pick it up, kick it back. Beat the block to the coin stop. That's what they say.  You see a goo-bot? Jump on that nigga's head. At the end of the day?   They now showed you what he was doing in that capsule.  You know what I'm saying? Get what you can get and take what you need to take to get you to where you need the motherfucking goat. Right. That game had a lot of ends and outs, bruh. Come on, man. Sometimes you just got to jump in the car and not know where you're going. That's why they had them pipes. You just jump in one and be like, this the one. Chomp, chomp, chomp. That bitch, music changed up everything.  The middle. Right. You just trying to get to the flag at the end. That game had deep meaning. What's the name of that weed? Jamariel. It's a me. Jamariel 64. No cap! I was like, these nigga's here. This is what we doing in the trap, man. We just being here creatively building the infrastructure. We house our people creatively. That's just amazing.  No, he got to, man. I don't let up on anybody, man. I thought about it. When I started thinking about doing it, I was like, nah, then you...   You ain't got nothing to fall back on. Hey, man.  Let the success change. You ain't... Yeah, man, Jay-Z, you already said it, man. You ain't worked this hard to stay the same. Nah. I ain't the same nigga, for sure. Nah.  I ain't gonna change the recipe.    Nah, man. I don't know, man. You ever think about your boy watching you? Who? He do. It changes... You think about that whenever you make decisions. You don't.  But that's what I'm saying.    I'm not about to sit here and act like these motherfuckers. I just discovered it.    Nah, not like in Hollywood. I'm talking about every day. No, not in Hollywood. Alright, let me rephrase, right?  And then niggas are coming to me like, would you wear a dress for $10 million? And I'll be like, no. And they're like, what about $15 million? I was like, why you want me to wear like I dare to dress them, man. And I was like, anybody here pay me $10 million to wear a dress and they'll pay me $4 million to just dress like me. And I'm okay with $4 million. But just think about this, man.    You don't.  Everything, everything they're supposed to be normal, Mert. Somebody will get it. Somebody can do it. What's for you is for you. That's what I'm saying. I was, I don't know, man.  And I remember it was this kid, Eastside Ivo, shout out to him, man.  But that's the thing about art is subjective. That's what I'm saying. Shit ain't got nothing to do with me. Ain't gonna change my day nothing. Me just hating. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm telling the story for. Just hating. Just hating. And then somebody interviewed him, right? He was like 20 years old at the time and he was talking about how he was pretty much able to change his whole family fortune with the comedy he was creating on social media.  I was like, well, you got to stop hating niggers.  If that's how they ain't gonna feed, they're saying it's hurting nobody.  That's what I'm saying. I don't know what it was.  Man, I seen that happen with like if Snoop reposted you, you on now. Uh-uh, Snoop ain't even gonna tag you. Nope, that's what I'm saying, he's not even gonna tag you. He said the niggas at the bottom of the comment, appreciate it, you couldn't tag me though. Yeah. Nigga responding to every comment. Yeah, my real page. Yeah, man, Snoop. Courtney underscored Bruski, underscored 9906. Snoop, I don't know how I barely working this fall. She don't send that video. Nigga, Snoopy on the gram so much, you gotta be three or four of them.  I was like, oh, you just going the extra mile not to give this nigga the credit, nigga.  I was like, boy, it's a cold game. It is a cold game. I appreciate all the fans that take the time to... Man, it was one nigga watermarked my video. It is in finding their favorite clips. Nigga watermarked my video. I was like, my face is in the video. Man, it's a nigga that... That's the watermark. People would believe that I was him.  It's a nigga that reposts all the clips from the 85 self-page and put his Instagram name on it.  Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. A nigga named DeLorean used to do that with Country Wayne. They thought Country Wayne... You're just going to say the nigga name then what? Of course, because Country Wayne checked that nigga and said his name. So it's out there already. You knew him? Huh? I had never met DeLorean. Oh, you said a couple... That's not a person I would want to meet.  And whining, country is so funny because people forget he's really just street nigga. They see the uh-huh.   Yeah, I'll never, I'll never try nobody like that. I'll find out who you are.    I was like, this is different from his other videos. Yeah, this really is, man. Man. And the crazy part is that video did numbers too. Hey man, that angry nigga sketch you did.   Nah, it's really about the end of the world. You need to do some more of them going off video. Man, had his fist balled up like a biscuit. Thank you. You stayed off my beat. That was crazy. My last time. Nah, man. This is crazy, man. I'm just glad, I'm glad that I figured out what I wanted to do in that space now. And that place can drive you crazy, man. It can.  Literally. Self-worth. Yeah, I am. Yeah. Self-worth to it.  Yeah, we need that. You really felt that way. Why would you? A lot of people feel like they need validation. Yeah. I don't know why, you know. But whatever. Only time I delete stuff is because if it's going crazy, motherfuckers keep commenting. I'm like, I don't want to see what people got to say about this all goddamn day. I delete it or I'll cut the comments off. I ain't gonna read it.  Nah, the reason I read it is because sometimes, I don't read all of them. I used to read a lot. T-Springs was a, he helped me out, my homeboy.  Like, so we was at a barbershop and it was this dude, he was slow, you know what I mean? And he was typing, he was like, what you doing? T was like, what you doing? He was like, oh, commenting on something on Instagram. He said, Ryan, that's who you probably argued with half time. And I was like, yeah, I gotta stop arguing with these niggas on social media. I can't be that. Start agreeing with them. That might work. You right?  Right. Damn, I should have thought about that.  I'm gonna tell y'all really hot, if you want, this is the best way to deal with it.  Pin the comment. Girl. And then everybody who likes it, block them too. It's gonna be dirty. You can kill a lot of people at one time.  It's just built in hate. Yeah. But you know what? My boy Austin, that I don't even look at the dislikes or nothing like that. Austin was like, nigga, have you ever seen a video without a dislike on it? I was like, damn, that's true.  Everybody. Man, they think of dislikes every day.  That blows my mind.    Watch the whole video, so I know. Exactly.  Still here.    What if it's all just the CIA like, oh, we got him now.  We got access to folks. We got access to his page now. The shark has took the bait. He's a nigga, man. It's a bait, man.  Like, and then people behind the screen be like, nobody can see it but us. These hackers are good too, man. You don't watch yourself. Bro, I got hacked. I got hacked too. Yeah. And I almost got a second time.  Message me on Instagram. It was a link, so don't ever click no link ever. So, but it clicked the link and it was like, you have just been signed out. And then it was like signed back in. And it was the Instagram page, right? The Instagram signed in. A motherfucker recreated that just so you could type it in and he had hacked it. I got halfway in to type it in and it was like, nah, nigga, I started hitting back and sure enough my page popped back up. I was like, that nigga almost got me. That was good. That was good. These motherfuckers is really good. Man, what you was trying to do? The niggas hacked my Twitter, Facebook, everything. Oh, man. Yeah, I got my Facebook hack and it was automatically linked to all the other ones. Man, that nigga was having a ball.  He changed that. He changed the language.   I was sitting here like, oh my, I'm just in the mall. Like, you know what I'm saying? What do you put it on? You know what I'm saying? What do you put it on? It was Arabic. Man, that nigga was saying. So it just symbols to me. It ain't even letters. That's why I'm in the mall.  Like the motherfuckers at the mall, they be like, hey, you want to try the lotion? I was like, can you read this? I'll buy two bottles of lotion if you tell me what this is. They was trying to sell hacked pages off my page. They was responding to everybody. They hacked pages and then delete everything off of it and like, do you want to buy a verified page? Yeah.  But the thing is every girl he talked to is one of my cousins. Right.     Nigga gonna send my auntie a message. She cussing them out for three days. I was like, just let it go, auntie. Oh my God, that's right. David Lucas, right? This nigga had me hollering. I wouldn't believe it if he ain't screenshot it. Nigga, somebody pretended to be the rapper of the baby. He was like, nigga, I'm stuck in Atlanta. I need 10 grand, bro, help a nigga out. And it was like, the name of the page was The Baby's Real Page. I was just like, ain't no way. They believe, nigga, this is falling for this. Yes. Nigga, The Baby's Real Page. For real though. For real though. The Baby's Real Page, for real though, I swear to God. I swear to God, this is my page. Oh, I didn't got 17 fake pages from The Real Carlos Miller. Oh yeah, nigga. It's claimed English won through 37. I get so mad at my fans when they fall for it. That's crazy. I'll get DMs and be like, man, you still ain't sent me my prize. I was like, what?  You said I won. I hate it. You said I won the prize.  Like, why would you hit me on my real page to tell me about the fake page? Like, I'm about to verify the fake page. No, that was me. I was trying to get with you, lady, who working Walmart. Is this you? Yeah. That's what I hit you. Is this you? It blows my mind. And then this is the thing. They're like, you didn't give me my prize. I was like, I didn't say nothing to you about my prize. And then they'll screenshot and send it to me. My name spelled wrong. I'm like, you think I don't know how to spell my goddamn name? That ain't me. Man. Why would I spell Ryan with three wives? People send it to you. Like, you about to go ride on them. Hey, man, it's a fake page out here. Say no more. Let me get my keyboard. I do be saying it.  Like, hey, you got fake pages out here. I'm like, report them niggas. Report them niggas, though. You bitches think it's a good thing to swear. And then they'll screenshot it and send it to me. Yeah, report it they add to my niggas. So you do it right on these niggas.   Hey, I just got access to his webcam, y'all. You got 24 hours to delete the fake page of me. Should I tell his wife about his affair? Oh, check your bank account, LOL. I need to get me a hacker on my table. They can do with that. Oh, man. Yeah. Chauncey, is it? Lives at 1306 Post-Op. Oh, I'm going to tell you another thing. Lincoln, Nebraska. The niggas with the fake page sometimes don't even go back and delete all the old photos. How's your cat? So you can go to photo. You can go to photos and scroll back and see the niggas who's pretending to be here.  What did Catherine cook today? Oh, it looks like the school bus is late. How do you know about that? Have a nice day in Lakeland Elementary.  Jesus. That's scary. That's the movement shit, though.  Nice truck outside. Be ashamed if something happened to it. Yeah, I need a nigga like that. I'm not saying, man, we all do.  I've always wanted to start. Like, if I could just find anybody that's like that, I'd start a TV show with niggas who troll. We actually find them motherfuckers, and they have to fight the motherfucking who they've been trolling. You're like, nah, they come out of their house. They're like, what are y'all doing out here? Nah, square up, nigga.  You said it. I always think of niggas who be trolling and living in like a crack house. Oh, of course.  That's different. And so what?  There's no way. There's no way. Man, that'll take all the fun I was wanting to ask, too. You coming here to fight me just proves my point. Then don't let the bad boys look at you all in the company that you keep.  Come on, man.  He pull a whole crack head more.  You might as well kill me. You might as well kill me. You might as well kill me. I ain't got nothing, nothing, nothing. I got nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.     Motherfuckers wear gays. I ain't hating gays. Shampoo with nothing in here. I don't say, I don't say motherfuckers wear getting blocked like a badge of honor. They like, I'm blocked. How many celebrities you black by? I'm black by seven. You black by seven?  But you black by some. And my ball, yeah. You know? Oh, yeah. Joe Bunn blocked me years ago on Twitter. Did you deserve it? Did I? Oh, absolutely. Yeah, well, yeah.  I earned that. You black by so many people. Amanda Seales blocked me. I think that's the only two that I know of, man. Happily blocked by, by the way. Wasn't going to look at their content no way. But it was just, it was, Joe, Joe definitely should have blocked me. Yeah. I was wild. Well, he was dating like a young girl. Thing I named was like Katelyn Garcia. That tells you how long ago this was. Yeah.  And he was like, yeah, got to wake up early, get the day started well. I was like, you walk your girl to the bus stop? He was like, I'm gonna block this nigga. And I was like, that makes sense. That makes sense. I shouldn't have been that negative at 7 o'clock in the morning. Should have blocked me. So I get it. Who are you watching, Joe Budden? No, I was on Twitter at 7 o'clock in the morning. And it was the first thing I saw. I was like, yeah, waking up, starting the day.  You walk your girl to the bus stop? He was like, get this nigga out of here. I was like, yeah, I shouldn't be here. I shouldn't. The troll days was something else, though. I was trolling years before it was like a thing. You was one of them. Before it was a thing. Niggas wasn't. This is when trolling. And I didn't hide behind no fake account, nigga. It was my face. Like, you knew who was saying this to you. It wasn't. I ain't have no alias. I ain't have none of that.  Oh, you really thought your opinions was? No, no. I was like, I was just some miserable nigga. That's all.  I was in rural North Carolina, nigga. It wasn't nothing to do. What were you, like, high school, though? What was the troll saying? It was like, yeah, it was like, yeah. That's what I'm saying.  Full of energy. And nowhere productive to put it. So you just was on the internet calling people bitches? Digital graffiti. Yeah.   When? Because I did a, I'm hosting, like, this game show. Like, BET, and they were like, you got anything on the internet that we should worry about? I was like, oh, I'm good. They were like, so we'll do like a check or whatever.  I was like, boy, I gotta burn all my accounts, then, nigga, because, and I was reading them, and I was like, oh, I said that? Oh, man. And then the artist thing, he was like, I'm keeping it.   I want mine right now. Yeah. C-I-A-F-B-I. Give me my packet. Negative. Pack it. Send me my packet. Send me my packet.  Never mind. Send me my packet. I'm good.  Yo, it was so. Hey, I got you one. It was so. Hey, can I get the other ones? Yeah, I deleted my Twitter. It wasn't, ain't no point in going back. It was so much on the Twitter that it was no point in going back and looking, trying to delete each one of them. I was like, nah, I gotta burn this.  I was wilding, bro.  None of it.  You ain't even know. You ain't even know nothing about them like that. Wilding. You ain't even know nothing about them like that. You didn't know nothing about them.   And I don't care, if any of that stuff come out, I'm not that diggity boy. I'm not one to go back.   Yeah. Standing citizen. Yeah, got to, man.  Man, what do they think of me? Yeah, but I just, I worry about people who can't grow up had like, people who stayed the same for a very long time. Yeah. I worry about them. You think it was like me? Man, but they stayed the same for a very long time. You know what I'm doing after this? That's if you're solid going to put some crocs on and eat some mashed potatoes, man. Come on, man. Crocs on. You ever, you ever wear crocs? Yeah.  I wear crocs, I ain't got no crocs. My nephew made me get some. I'm about to get like, I ain't got no crocs. You can put them in sport mode at four by four out of that. Sport mode. Sport mode, four by four. Sport mode. Sport mode, that's what the strap up. That's the strap up. Four by four is when you put the strap back. Oh, we muddin'. We flopping today. He's so loud.  He's so loud to him, bro. Crikes. That's what happened, man. Crikes right there. He really said put the strap on, like it was like sneakers with a pump on it. Yeah. Like it, oh, it's different when you hit the, you pump it a few times, it's a new shoe. We believed in the sneaker technology. We did. Yeah. I really wish I was still at that phase of life, though.  Hey, can I, do you feel like you all share imagination? No, no, no, my imagination gone crazy.  I let this world take mine for a long time. Don't ever do that. No, no, it was before comedy.    We love to create and things like that. I think they push us into adulthood in a way that, that says, oh no, you not, to be mature is to not imagine, is to not dream. To be stuck in the reality we're telling you that's real. Yeah, that we're telling you is real. Yeah. Yeah, don't never get lost in the audience.  People, the motherfuckers on the other side, they ain't gonna never get everything that, that you've given them.  If they want to be offended, they're gonna take it to be offensive. They will find a way. Oh, they got to be offended. They waiting to be offended. I just did a video where I was like, hey, black people got to stop inviting everybody to the cookout for the real.  Stop saying that. Yo, and somebody was like, this is one white dude was like, so you saying no white person could come to the cookout? I was like, you mad? It's not even a real place. I've never been to the cookout.  It's not a real place. So you mad.   I'm gonna eat a rib. Yeah. I'm gonna make my own turkey burgers.  Cause I'm sure even before that point, it was something that he could have jumped in and had an opinion that strong about.  Oh, oh, oh. This nigga is trying to keep me out of his imagination.  So I don't get any collard greens, huh? I'm gonna make her own your cheese.   Right. Exactly. I don't even know where to find it.  It's not coming through my feed.  So I was like, I was trying to tell a dude. Keep me some motherfuckers to disagree with.  I mean like nigga, it's not a real place. And I can just watch the movie. The white people come up on your explore page. The white people? I'm a Gary Owen. That don't count. Okay. Don't know white people come up on my explore page. It's rare. Just the ones I know. It's not even on my explore page.  He plays in the NBA.  If a white dude. He doing some adventure. Any of my social media. Athlete. He in love with a black woman.   This is where I kids. Oh. In the house. And this is where we live. And this is where I throw. This is where I cat. I'm still white. She's still black. She's still black.   Stop making videos. I get how eat, like I get it. I forget that I'm on the show. I be entertained by this nigga for like two feet away. I feel like I'm watching the show. I'm a fan of y'all niggas.  I'm like, oh, you on the show too, nigga? Okay.  I just, I don't even explore no more. Yeah.    And I don't follow any like Instagram models or like, Nope. Or any twerkers or anything like that. If you do, one time your explore page will fill up with it. That's why I was like that either way. Just follow the only fans women. They get straight to the point. You might look up on your time like, Pussy, I'm saying right now, $3. Yeah. It goes home. Yep. It sound like a joke. Oh, in the HB she got a new camera. That's exactly what it's like. You can almost smell the juices. Oh my goodness. Look at this titty. Subscribe. The next 30 minutes is free. The videos ain't short either. No, yeah. Yeah, that's every thing over this half of it. They couldn't. They couldn't get a man straight out.  His whole coaches out there.  You talking about. But her page is like $30 a month. No.  She's like, what? Give me a dollar. I'll do it. I'll show you that one. She done posted three minutes. You start getting mad at the 25. You start getting mad at the 25. I was gonna do it anyway.    Yeah. All them niggas arguing. Okay.  Titties. Titties, titties. Flyer. White person. They get roasted in the comments. Titties, titties. Man, I have to be stimulated. I've never heard anybody who, like at first I thought it was jokes. What whole titties thing? Carlos really liked titties. What make you think I do? Nah, at first, cause you funny. So I was like, oh, this is, this is, and you know niggas don't have a thing. Yeah. Right. So I was like, oh, maybe this is his thing. And then I was around. I'm about to switch.  That ain't no thing. That's nigga like titties.  Cause I'm being underappreciated. Really?  That's crazy. Yeah. Yo, I appreciate it.  I was like, nigga.  I was like, niggas need to have a healthy tittie appreciation like Carlos. It ain't nothing bad you can say about Cardi B titties.  I was like, if we got into the point now that we can see some titties we weren't supposed to see. You know what? And then criticize them. I was thankful. I never thought I would check this out. You don't get to criticize. No titties there's been a mama before. Yeah. That's for work. They were just like your titties graduation. Like when you use your titties for what they act with like God made them for. Whatever they come on. The gravy judge. Bruh. They are a bug. They were like titties that went to college. They're a master degree titties. Cardi B. Those are superstar titties. Those are millionaire titties. They did exactly what they was here for.  It's a nigga. I respect. Living in his grantees basement going, I never sucked Cardi B titties. Nigga, you would never be around Cardi B to get close to her titties.  It would be an honor. I just can't.  I was like, nigga, you never had a shot. It would be on the house. I like for the work you do. Coming up offset, humbly with my hand in my head by no means of disrespect.  No, it's done. This is a tension relieving titties, sir. Mr. Offset. This is, this is actual, I can punch you. Whatever. Let you know humbly. Act you punch you. Act you punch you. Act you punch you. Act you punch you. Act you punch you. Act your punch you. Act your punch you. You heard me.  What if a woman had like back problems? You sucked her tittie and her back went straight. Huh?  No, I was saying.   You fixed her back? I mean you know what kind of like, you would be the craziest doctor ever. That'd be on the news everywhere. Only one doctor would do it. I would swear I'm not one of them.  Why would the commos? He put both my tinnies together. It's a surgical procedure, but it's non-invasive. It's non-invasive. You didn't know how you was supposed to be standing. You needed to realign me. I didn't want to do it, but they said come 60,000 tinnies. It's 60,000 tinnies. Oh, no.   Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Ha, ha, ha, ha. You know, I'm about to save somebody's back. That's what I'm doing with this.   I got one titty rule, man.  I be all up under them bitches.  Tinnies on my mind. I put the tinnies on my head. I only got one titty rule, man. Anything about your titty that you have to explain, tell me before I see it.  Let that titty tell me. I don't want shock titties. Let that titty tell me. Let the titty tell you. I'm like a titty, I'm like a titty. She don't gotta tell me. I'm gonna discover what has that a black and mind mind. Like titty, like if your titties are supposed to be side by side, but the stand ain't one on top of each other, say that to me before you take your shirt off. I ain't never seen no titties on top of each other. If you don't have a nipple, will you just tell me that before I talk? Where you from? North Carolina. What boy? I got a chord, right as I was talking. They got upside down titties on top. Upside down titties, I'm just saying, man. If you missing one, let me know before you come. Like just let me know. I like to be surprised. Don't let me know shit, man. My heart's surprised, man. I don't, cause I wear my, I haven't seen inverted nipples in so long. I wear my thoughts on my face. I'm not really, I don't have no poker face.  So tell me. I just ain't never had these many negative thoughts about it.  I'm laughing, I'm like. You really, I didn't know you were still thinking about that. I'm not really thinking about it.  You gonna be in a ball in 1998. Nah, I'm not. He calling as soon as he get out of here. No way. I was like, I have a terrible, cause that ain't even a thought I have. And he just was like. Why wouldn't you think that? Cause I don't think I care. You do? I don't think I care. Nah, you don't care until you do. You do? But I don't really care. So it's not a thought, it's not a thought. Maybe, maybe, maybe it's not my baby syndrome. You do? Nah. But I was just like, nah, cause it's like, yeah.  I'm telling you man. No, I was just like, I don't need it. He was like, no, every man needs.   I'm saying that. All right. I'm not moved in. I hate to be that. Hate to be that guy, man. I'm sorry. I can't wait to watch it to see my face.  No, cause you set it up nice, like you was going to declare your love. Yeah. Like how, how, how, how. She ain't me a father, man. I should have did it right. That's my biggest title. No matter what I accomplished in the world, man. Everybody doesn't get the privilege to be a father. And get the privilege of having fatherhood in a mostly stress free environment. All my niggas going through it with the mother day kids, yo. And I don't, I don't have that issue. So. That's cause they ain't good fathers.  It's a lot of bad ones out there. Yeah. No, I can't, I can't be, I can't really be around niggas who, not good fathers, man. I'm not going to. Cause yeah, I can't, I can't do it. How, what are we going to talk about? I mean, I just don't understand them niggas, man. I don't get it. My, my children changed, my daughter changed my life. That's what made me really go hard with my career. I didn't, I knew, like, I didn't have any real goals. Like I said, I was sitting around trolling motherfuckers. Damn.  Whenever I found out I was going to have a daughter, I was like, oh, this changes everything. Because she's going to look to me for a lot of things. She's going to look to me to decide what her idea of a man is.  You wouldn't hear yet. I didn't change your life. You wouldn't hear yet, my nigga. You wouldn't change for me, huh? You wouldn't hear yet. I don't change. Man. So. I realized, and also I was like, what if she wants to follow her dreams? What can I tell her? Because I never even tried. I never even tried to do anything. I was content with bare minimums forever. Yeah. So what was I going to teach her? So I would be better off trying and failing and at least I'd have something to give to her. Yeah, that's cool.  Yeah, I know it. Now I'm my daughter, man. What if she wanted to ride horses? Yeah. You know. I'm saying. And that's my little pony. And that's my little pony, bro. I'm raising her right. You know, she inspired me to learn how to ride in curses. That's about your son, nah, nah, nah, nah. Do any of you niggas still remember how to ride in curses? I got to be a nigga for my son. He need to see his daddy be himself so he can learn. Nah, my son, man. What about your daughter? Well, you know, she might want to be a party planner. I just found out my daughter's an AIG, man. Little smart kid. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, man. I don't know what that is. I was in the 10. Academic, academically and intellectually gifted kid. OK, I didn't know. I was going to pretend like a motherfucker. AIG, ooh, she going to the space college. She going to space, ain't she? Nah, she, uh. That's the aeronautics program. And what? She will be, but she was always, always, but she was always like one of those kids. You know, everybody think they kids smart. Everybody do. Yeah, everybody do. I didn't even have nothing positive to follow up with that. Yeah. Well, you know, my son, he always playing ball. Yeah, everybody think they kids smart. I don't do that about my kids. I'm not like, I knew she was smart and I worry about my son.  Nigga had three blocks in a row. I was like, this nigga going to the lead. We're in motherfucking championship. Ain't nobody telling him to do it. It was like, bop, bop, awesome. Look at my top of. That's awesome. Hey, somebody need to get over 20. They need to put somebody over 20. I don't think my son going to play basketball. That shit's fire. He maddened out the dog and nigga. He maddened out the dog and nigga. He going to get in the NASCAR or something. He going to be on somebody pit crew. That's about as close to sports as that nigga going to get. You got it. I don't know that's there.  Nah, you know cars. I think that's it. He going to change time. He going to be the poof, poof, poof, poof. He going to be that nigga.  He just ain't got the coordination, bro. Love that dude. He going to have to play somewhere where you don't have to walk in circles. Yeah, NASCAR. But that's a whole damn, yeah, they ain't in circles, though. Nah, he put gas in the car. When they come over his dog, he the nigga, poof, poof. He's ready to go. But he's still in the circle. So, nah, he's a kid. Man, you never know with these kids, man. Nah, you never know. He might be a late bloomer, man. He's just, you know. He's a happy kid. They got to grow into this body. I like that he ain't bad. I just love that he ain't a bad kid. I ain't, they just don't cause me no issues. Nah, I got lucky. Cause I was a bad ass kid. Yeah. Man, we used to stand on the roof of a, like in an apartment complex, we climbed on top of the roof of the office building in the apartment complex and would take the shingles off the roof and kids would run back and forth and we would frisbee them like dodgeball. They hit the kids going, yeah, nigga.  And to me, I was like, yeah, why wouldn't you do that? That's normal. And then I remember a friend of mine, shout out to Jameil, used to take bullets and when we hit them with hammers and make them go off. That, yeah.   Until like my brother was like, am I bleeding? I was like, we should stop hitting these bullets with these hammers.  I think we thought it was just making the sound of a gun going on, but we never really thought that it was. Yo. Y'all was loony toes.   Yeah, you different, bro.  Don't ever do that. Don't ever, yeah. I saw Bugs Bunny do it. Check this out. Man, the crazy part, that's all.  I just could have died like 50 times. Damn. Doing goofy shit, and then somehow, now I turn into a person that people look to to make sense of things. Boy, you used to hit bullets with hammers. I used to hit bullets with hammers.  And it's just like a gunshot. And we ain't know where it went. It literally, it's in your, in your brother's house. Am I bleeding? Yeah, no, it grazed them. It grazed them, he was like, we were sitting there and my brother was like, what's wrong with this nigga? And he lifted his shirt up and had blood started dropping blood, started rolling down. He was like, you know what? We should stop doing this. Yeah, forever. Forever, yeah, it was the last time I ever did it. And nobody else ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever do that.  Trying to roll weed in a, niggas are stealing weed out their parents' house. Maybe trying to smoke it on the playground, rolling it in anything but the proper paper, nigga. Nigga, I'ma tell you, I don't know if it's weed that make you cough, but I know magazine paper definitely makes you cough.   Boy, that, no, that set that on fire. Oh, you didn't smoke at all, did you? I don't even know how you're still here. I'm telling you, I could have done it. That's so many different taxes. Yeah, bro, just didn't make any sense, bro, nothing. Man, I grew up in the middle of seven kids from two high school dropouts and like the hood, it wasn't, bro, it wasn't a lot of, my parents was real, they were actually pretty strict. I was just bad. That's what, I don't have no explanation. They didn't raise me wrong. I knew right from wrong. It's just wrong was so fun, nigga. It was, I don't know what I was doing, nigga.  And I walked and my mom got off of work and she was on her lunch break, ended up in the same corner store. So I'm looking through the aisle. She's walking in the aisle on the opposite side of me and I'm looking through the aisle watching her so she don't see me and hoping the nigga at the register don't go, hey, kid, what are you doing?  Don't ask me what I'm doing because my parents were, like I said, they were strict.  Man, my dad used to come off the top bunk with the elbow, like macho man, nigga.  Oh, yeah.  No, they were my big disciplinarians. I was a bad kid. Damn. I was a bad kid. I don't ever hear people admit that they were bad kids. There's a lot of bad kids out here and don't nobody be wanting to admit it. I was a bad kid. Nah, man, come on, we getting money now. You say I was a troubled youth. A troubled youth? Yeah. I stopped though. Once we got out of the, no, no, no, first year after we got out of the hood. My parents moved us up the hood and we got to the new neighborhood. We were living in houses, we were living in a, I grew up in a cul-de-sac. Everything was cool. I remember like the first three months we used to throw rocks at people's dogs. But after that, we started to get acclimated to us. Whoa. 85 South Shore does not have any way to know what brand they were staying. No, listen, listen, listen, listen. This was a very, very long time ago. I was a bad kid, I was a troubled youth. Yeah. There you go. I was a troubled youth. And I know better than that now, that's why I'm bringing it up.  If I thought it was acceptable, if I thought it was acceptable, I wouldn't have brought it up as something bad that I did. It's completely unacceptable. Wow. Completely unacceptable.  I, no, no, no, the person, the person that I was doing that with was one of my best friends. So you brought them up, they didn't have to do it, I was a groomsman and as well, he forgave me. No, everybody knows exactly who it was. He forgave me. He forgave me.  It's my nigga. I was about to say his name, but I'm too afraid of where he's gonna go. Cause I already gave so much of it. Wow. I didn't already say his name. Cause I think I would have said his name.  I don't say it. Cause what if he called you two weeks from now? Amen.  What are you telling me for?  I didn't say I was doing that. I don't have my 401k. It was my friend. My kids have no insurance. The friend I was talking about, wait a second. They calling me. No, my friend didn't do it with me. It was his dog. I said, he forgave me. It was his dog. We ended up being friends. We're going to do now, funny man. Yeah. We're going to make one of them videos. How about I come down there and throw rocks at you? Yeah. I can buy a dog. My money is just $3,600 a month. Yeah, he getting to it too, man. He getting to it. Oh, that's funny. No, all right. Don't say it. No, that's my guy, man. I ain't saying his name. No. But Carlos Miller, thank you for forgiving me for throwing the rocks. I told you. Don't say it, don't play with me. White people going to be in me up. Carlos, how's your dog? Is he okay? My sister's a veterinarian. My man. It's awful, man.  And that's what I'm saying. I look back.  No, I was lucky, man. My kids ain't got none of that in them. I got the suburban night kids, man. Hey, it's me. I'm suburban now. Hey, it's getting late. We're just going to go to bed. 8 o'clock. Big day tomorrow. No more project, baby. I had to get my son to stop calling me papa.  Papa? Some more, papa. I'm like, who told you to call me? I'm your dad. You raising the great Gatsby.  It's me and Fival. Hello, papa. It's getting late, papa. Can we go to America one day soon, papa? Such a rough day. His mom would be like, yo, stop telling him not to call you that. That's how he identifies you. I'm like, he going to have to call me something else. What did you want him to call you? I'd rather him call me Ryan than papa.  What were you watching? What are you watching on TV? They got you.  Yeah, papa. And he said it like that every single time. I was like, man, Pops, dad, father, nigga. I messed up the night. Nigga, I was like, man, call me dude, whatever, nigga. Papa, I can't do it. It was never papa. It was always papa. Papa, speaking of which, bro, how can they find you on Patreon? Patreon. Actually, go to my Instagram. Go to my Instagram. It's the link in my bio. I keep my Patreon private. People always keep it. What are you doing on there? I keep my Patreon. Don't be on here promoting your secret-only fan page. Nah, man. I got only fans' page if you want. I ain't think nigga should be into it. I don't. OK, no. So the Patreon is 301 Studios. That's the one we need. Yeah, 301.  I was like, damn, I didn't know Carlos knew about that. Nah, man, this is your world, bro. Oh, OK. Only fans, double-thick licorice. That one's more than a Patreon, though.  Just go to this nigga's Instagram. Go to my Instagram. It's nigga nasty, bro. Yeah, I said nigga.  This is 85 self-saving, man. Yeah, we got it, man.  Double-thick licorice, bro. Double-thick licorice. Hey, guy.  My nigga now.   What up, man? Energy is the currency. My guy Craig. Don't trust these hoes. Woo!


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The corporations are the government, notes from the edge of the narrative matrix. You'd think the revelation that the CIA planned to assassinate an award-winning journalist for journalistic activity would have been a bigger deal. Capitalism hinders progress because it ensures that all mass-scale human behavior will be driven by the pursuit of profit. For example, a huge global issue we have right now is cleaning up the pollution in our oceans. That is an easily solved issue if you take out the profit motive. You don't wait for market forces to find some way to make it profitable.  But with the profit motive, it's almost impossible to conceive of it ever being solved. How often have you been excited by a great idea only to feel that familiar disappointment wash over you as you realize that it will never happen because it won't make anyone any money? That's how the profit motive stunts innovation. The profit motive will never find a way to leave a forest alone or minerals in the ground. There's no business plan that makes money out of moms being paid to bring up healthy, happy, secure children. You can't find a way to make money out of people driving less or buying less. There is no money in curing an illness, only treating it. There is no money in solving poverty, only in setting up a multi-million dollar charity that never actually intends to solve poverty because it's a business and a business requires endless expansion. People who prefer the market as a solution to our massive problems have either never really thought about the restrictions of the profit motive or they are heavily invested in pretending those restrictions don't exist. I don't respect either of those positions. The corporations are the government. If you didn't believe it before, believe it now that human rights lawyer Stephen Donziger has effectively been sentenced to six months in prison by Chevron itself. 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and that is a downdraft in the market folks of uh... one point the five percent inside the s&p uh... one point five in the dow industrials in one point one of the nasdaq now let's get over to our man mister basal chappan a bottom line i mean i'm at basal has a great news that opening call comes out every morning i'd get of the opening call for one month for a hundred forty nine dollars you get for six months for six ninety five which is a hot savings of a hundred ninety nine dollars at twenty two percent you get a full one full year for eleven ninety five which is a savings of five hundred ninety three dollars a thirty three percent now when you get his newsletter folks you get it get a huge amount of archives particularly twelve and you're gonna understand how basal looks the market every day and how we ride this wave basal chappan what's going on hi tom how are you i'm doing good how you doing i'm doing well thank you it's good to hear larry moments ago and of course these patterns as we were talking about last week how it's just amazing these fractals of human nature just get applied to the market so that you see that represented all the time it's in different time frames it's really fascinating isn't it and particularly you know because you're a musician also i mean that that is kind of i suspect that i never could read music but i think when you start learning music i that's kind of the first place that actually you know you can see right up down towards the whole ball of wax people will say to me how come you're a professional musician how come you got into the market and what's the connection i would say timing yeah yeah it's really timing so this is fascinating because you're talking about repeated patterns i always talk to you about the in the chapter we methodology we're always looking for at least in a buy signal to buy mode upgrade there should be at least four higher peaks and those four higher peaks are alphabetized i'll just show this quickly here for those of you are new i try to identify the lowest bar then i sequentially count each successively higher peak alphabetically a b c d uppercase on the way up the can go to e f and g but d is really the objective is to get you to at least a d and then other techniques kick in so isn't this fascinating i spoke to you about this with in january made that peak d in the in the dow at 34,324 at 34,342 pullback sharply then another peak a b c d again just under the previous d that's usually not a good sign when you can't take out the left side high and then we plummeted sharply and then we had the spectacular rally from 32,500 well fascinating enough i'm going to go to the daily chart that i show subscribers every day the 120 minute chart did two things and one of the reasons why i said we're not doing we we had added at the day before the rally uh Wednesday of last week we went long prior to the market opening and we took a little bit off on the way up we actually were aggressive in the three times long dow and then i said i don't want to do anything else here because we've made that peak d right on the orange 200 this is the 120 minute chart on the right right up against the 200 period exponential moving average there's also an automated chaff made resistance level of 33,512 so we're just going to step aside here and see what happens well it's fascinating because talking about the and that was a peak d right there at the 200 period moving average in the 120 minute chart now look at this yeah i think you and i spoke about this but i don't think i actually followed through with with you but i did on my show every single day i've been saying in a buy mode and i've got everything in place for the dollar that the dollar has made a peak c and my everything about this the mac d the stochastic the buy signal to buy mode said we should get a leg d above 105.36 i should also mention uh subscribers all along the dollar for a long time now and there it is today we got that d and i'm always fascinated about you know what what what were the techniques that should say to you that the dollar under these conditions should suddenly spike up and yeah we got it so i'm always fascinated how it actually unfolds when you know that's the objective it's not a guarantee it's just an objective right there it is and so this d coincided together with the short term a little bit of caution that i had um in the in the overall market i must say that the steepness today was a little more than i anticipated in that i thought we would get the d in the in the dollar and then pull back a little bit and that would give me the real test of whether or not the dow is going to go much higher so this is going to be a very important moment because the way the dollar's moving here it's kind of aggressive it's only the dating chart but you can see on the left side it's got a high right there on the 6th of january at 105.63 and today's high is 105.65 and i also have a time a time price sequence that goes to today so i'm going to see whether or not tonight when i do my analysis if i see a correlation between the weakness in the euro the strength in the in the yen for the for the dollar relationship but what really is fascinating to me is that we've got so many of these double bottoms and in i wanted to go to the TLT yeah we're looking at on my show for weeks i've been saying the 99 level is really important the let me see if that can come up there it is the TLT which is the i shares treasury bond ETF made a low look at this right here made a low on the around about the 27th of january at 99 and then run it all the way to the 100 809 area and then it made a little double top and a whole thing about this is look at these three sequences in the TLT when you can go to december the 7th it makes a high of 109.68 you go all the way and you pull back sharpening to that 99 area and you go back where to to 108.77 within a dollar you pull back again you go back to test again and what does do it goes to 109.35 the way these levels from not just months it's almost for a year now i've been following different patterns where the price goes back to within pennies sometimes of the previous high so that makes this 99 area really important because we went we tested it twice on the 28th of december tested it again on the 30th ran all the way up to that 100 809 level now we've come back five days and four days ago we tested at 100 99 at 99 and now we're running so this is going to be very important because if that 99 level goes in the TLT it means it yields again to go even higher so i'm watching a lot of things with double bottoms and double tops and i think what we've got here is very selective we are still long selectively worked out very nicely so far but not getting aggressive got raised a lot of cash got that cash ready to put to work i just think we're in a trading band if you look at the the Dow INDU there we are look the Dow stuck in a range it's been in this range look at the weekly chart in this big rectangle formation i think all these uh all these indices are in a range and we'll see if the lows are taken out the lows that were made last week because that's going to be important and folks it's very easy to get Basel's newsletter come over to our website at TFNN you're going to go on to newsletters you're going to see the opening call on the left hand side just hit that subscribe button Basel you have a great one a safe one of course we look forward to show tomorrow morning thank you very much Tom thank you stay right there folks we'll come right back


Are branded and tropic compounds and ingredients really so much better than non-branded? Well, let's find out! Hey, what's up, Rekha here, the founder of your Reception. Welcome to my channel. If you want to learn top secrets about entropics or supplements, then subscribe below to start returning. Today, I want to talk about the comparison of branded versus non-branded and tropic compounds and ingredients. Well, the thing is, many people ask me, after I published some videos about Ashwagandha and KSM66, which is a branded version of Ashwagandha and SansRule, which is another branded version of Ashwagandha, they asked me if they should only buy branded ingredients, branded entropics. And I was thinking about this for a while and I said, okay, let's shoot another video and discuss this topic. So in this video, that's what I'm going to share with you. And if you're ready, let's just begin. So the first thing you need to know is what's the real difference between branded and non-branded entropics? And what are actually branded entropics? So the main difference is that branded entropics have a particular brand name, they're trademarked, like Ceticulin, the brand name is called Cognizant, and they have been patented. And that's, you know, the main basic difference. Now, in real life, what happens is usually that branded ingredients have lots of research done or much more compared to non-branded ingredients. And they have been clinically tested on humans and with different dosages. And then it's much easier for companies to kind of present this data to you, to users. So from the marketing perspective, brand ingredients have a big advantage on their usually or can be much more effective compared to non-branded extracts. But that's not necessary. And they can also be more bio available. But again, that's not necessary. Of course, they are usually much more expensive than non-branded ingredients. So why would anyone use non-branded compounds? Well, because they can be equally effective as branded compounds, but they are much cheaper. So it really depends from an extract and the extract, you know, the difference of the quality. That's the most important thing. So I checked some of my favorite entropic supplements. For example, Mindlet Pro. Mindlet Pro uses right now, I think, free brand ingredients. They use Cognizant and they use Santini and PS. And you can see it on the former, you can see logos of the brands. Then I checked Quality and Mind, for example. This is one of the most top-rated tropics supplements on the market with 20 compounds, but they only use two brand ingredients. They use Cognizant and Sharp PS. And for example, Stack Performer, one new commerce, one of my favorite supplements also, they use, let me check it out. They use Cognizant, so one brand ingredient. So you can find, even in the super expensive category, like Quality Minders, you can find that they use like only two brand ingredients. So what's then the real deal? Should you only buy brand ingredients or not? By the way, guys, if you like this video, please press the like button below. So the reality is, if a company sources high quality compounds, then you don't have to buy brand ingredients, because non-brand compounds, non-brand extracts are equally effective. Of course, if they don't use the brand ingredients, they will have a bit hard time proving the effects of the ingredient, because as I said before, some or most studies have been done on brand ingredients, but that's about it. The quality for you guys, it's pretty much the same. It really doesn't matter. Of course, if you can buy a brand ingredient or a supplement that contains a brand ingredient, that's fine. That's good for you, but you don't have to look for that. In many cases, they're good, but way too expensive. Imagine Quality Minders with 28 compounds, if they had like 5 to 10 brand ingredients, this supplement would cost like 2 to 300 bucks. That would be way too expensive, way too expensive. Of course, if you buy individual compounds, individual brand ingredients, they are still much cheaper than if you combine them in a tropic stack, but usually, MIQs are much higher. Conditions are much different. Also, keep in mind, usually, brand ingredients are produced by one manufacturer only. If they get out of stock, it means that the supplement gets out of stock, and you cannot buy a favorite supplement. But if you use a non-brand ingredient, you can source it from different distributors or manufacturers around the world. It's much easier to get it. So, because of that, many, many companies, including top rated, highest quality supplement businesses, usually use non-branded, but still super high quality ingredients, which, as I said before, deliver exactly the same effects. By the way, guys, what do you prefer, branded versus non-branded ingredients? Let me know in the comments section below. So, the final question is, what do I recommend, branded or non-branded ingredients? Well, for example, if you look at Astraganda, like KSM66 is one of the most popular branded ingredients, you can find two in the market, KSM66 and Sensory. And the company spent 14 years working on KSM66, and they have, I think, around 22 gold standard human trials using this compound. And because of that, well, you know that this extra is really really high quality. But if I can get equally quality extract of Astraganda that is non-branded, well, I would probably go for the non-branded version simply because it is cheaper. So, for you guys who are searching for supplements on the market, always check the quality of compounds, if you can, check where the source from. Companies usually write about that. And look at the price. If the price of a supplement is too cheap, if an atropic supplement costs like 30 bucks or something, the quality of the ingredients are pretty low, or something's wrong with dosages, because that's just not realistic. So, if you find a high quality supplement that is well-dosed, has good ingredients, well, there are sources from reliable sources, and at the same time, the price is, let's say, on a realistic level, then, of course, go for it. Don't worry about the brand ingredients and, you know, just go for it because you're going to get a super high quality supplement and you're going to feel or get the effects that you want to get. That's my opinion. All right, guys, thank you for watching this video. If you have any questions, don't hesitate to contact me. Don't forget to follow your inception on Facebook, Instagram, and I hope to see you soon again. Take care.


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