What's up guys welcome back to the living room. We are the October so in spider-man 2002 we had mentioned that we both saw the movie This one is on the bucket list for me I never thought that I would actually get around to it So this is in a way kind of like a really long overdue childhood Bucket list items so I'm really excited to watch it because the first one was just one of the best movies Maybe so and it was also featured nickel back So that always helps so and we were told that this one also has a music video that we have to watch And we're excited about it because I don't even know what it is So we're gonna look it up after the music video. We don't know what it is, but they said there was a music video after so Let's go. I hope is nickel back, please. Yeah, if it's more nickel back then let me get a like when we get a subscribe If y'all want more Content head us up on patreon, and I'm excited man. Let's go. Let's go Let's go dude. If you guys have this on VHS drop a comment below, please. Yeah This is easily like 17 years too late And this better man nobody knows right not even his girlfriend, right? Right? Yeah And the end of the first one right James Franco's like your molyfran Pete or something like that, right? Oh, dude That's okay. That's something that really excites me So as a kid man, it's one thing that I've always wanted to see was like how that dynamic played out That's genuinely the main reason why I wanted to watch this Those illustrations are pretty cool though, right? Kristen Kirsten Kristen dunce everybody. Oh, I understood why she was wearing that kimono when we're editing it Why cuz it was like National World Day or something like that? Oh, right? And and I was over here like watching dress like that ever this like event, and then I was like, baby Oh man, I just feel like we have to talk over this because it's just music staying Man this music is cool though, right? Makes me want to get up and like clean the house I thought he was gonna friendzoner in that moment she looks at me every day Mary Jane Watson She only knew how I felt about her, but she can never know. I made a choice ones to live a life of responsibility Life. She's never be a part of I'm spider-man giving She made it I too have a job Disturbance Yo, he plays an evil you haven't seen that show I told you about it Well, I'm getting to making them That much she's a zoo Oh, he better he better use his fighting powers. Yeah, he can't he's got his bike though. It's almost still it. Oh, no That's the dumbest spider-man in the world because about spider-man. I'd be making money I'd be over there making those pizzas in one minute and deliveries. Yeah, I'd be making one hand it catches He only had seven and a half minutes and he had time to make that stare like that Right and he had time to strap all them boxes to his motorcycle. That is something like three minutes at least Yes, let's go That's what he gathered from that Little pit stop rescue. Oh, oh when he threw the pizzas up. Yeah, no problem. What's this catch the pizzas, catch the pizzas Hey you guys. Oh, no, no, no Yes, mr. Spider-Man Oh, we got a piece. Oh, it was cheese too, I think. Oh, there's gonna be one piece missing No, not today. That's good. That was the best. That was the best Why is he in a broom closet the elevators in a room? Maybe he came through like that the man or something I Hate when that happens stuff like that Oh my god, bro, just deliver the pizza bro She just watched like that though.  I'm not paying for those dude. That's like 12 pizzas.  They have a 30 minute delivery time Oh Joe's 29 minute guarantee is a promise man. I know that you park out a promise means nothing Serious to me too. Mr. Aziz. You're fired. Give me another chance Oh You're fired parker. Hello. You're fired When just We got six minutes to deadline Jonah. We need page one. I don't pay you to be a sensitive artist I pay you because still not now Spider-Man won't let me take any more pictures turn the whole city against him In fact, I'm very proud of oh, he's on like protests in a way. Okay, I see Five minutes to deadline Jonah run a picture of a rancid chicken. Here's a headline food poisoning scare sweep city Some food got poisoned. I'm a little nauseous. Yeah Sticks masked menace terrorizes town. I told you he's not a menace and I told you I'll take care of it We're in 50 300. That's outrageous done. Give this to the girl. Thank you. Bye. Bye 300 for a picture is nice, right? I don't think this covers the advance. I gave you a couple weeks ago.  I guess Dr. Connors, where were you headed parker to your class my class is open. I'm sorry I want to be here then be here. Look at you, Peter The grades have been steadily declining late in class. You always appear exhausted Your paper on fusion is still overdue planning to write it on dr. Otto Octavius. Dr. Otto Octavius Octavius is a friend of mine better do your research parker get it done where I'm failing you serious talk Well, at least his teacher like gave him a chance like some teachers are like next. Sorry about you So I'm getting the vibe that maybe he's trying to juggle the superhero life along with all that Yep. Oh, what's up at me? Is she in there? Wait, are they together? I don't know Frankie and Jane She's brilliant Yeah, why'd you have to add that part?   You want to meet him? You'd introduce me? You bet Octavius is gonna put Oz corp on the map. MJ. Could you give me a hand? Waiting for you pal. What do you mean? She looks at you or doesn't look at you Been kind of busy taking pictures of your friend I want us to be friends, Harry. I want us to trust each other. If you knew who he was, would you tell me? So sorry This is birthday. Stop having these intense combos. Right. Harry done gelled his hair up. So you know, he's mad. Yeah Oh for closure They ain't at me. She's tired. It's hard without uncle Ben out there Did you see those pigs in a blanket? Oh, I want one with some mustard Some hot sauce everybody's gone, aren't they? They have a good time. I'm sure they did You okay? Of course, but you go home and be careful. Don't like that scooter thing you drive around I'm worried about you. You're so alone and I saw the letter from the bank. You did. So little behind everybody is I don't want to talk about it anymore. Here. Happy birthday. Oh, she giving her money. Oh, yes, you can God's sake. It's not much not take it. You dare leave it here. Oh, I'm sorry I miss your uncle Ben so much Can you believe that it's two years next month since he was taken? I think to myself at times where I have to face the one responsible for what happened. Oh, I don't know what I do Dang Such a like sinister dark thing for her to share but it's so innocent because I'm like, I kill him My thumb out of window. Man, MJ ain't there anymore. It's just drunk dad.  I didn't see her sitting there. I saw your billboard on bleaker I'm really kind of embarrassed. It's nice. I get to see you every day now I like seeing it a night Peter. Oh boy. Yeah What is this a dream? Do you want to say something? I was wondering if you're still in the village What? Bro, this is 2004 You're such a mystery. It was like he's about to pop. Look at him This has got to be a dream Hey Great conversation. That was like, I don't know. That was uncomfortable. It was like some of those game of throne scenes Oh, she's you mean like a boyfriend. No, I got I like him.  Wow I don't know. She's like Peter. You're wack. Just say something. You're coming. I'll be there Oh, he I already know he's gonna have a spider-man obligation Right. Yeah. Yes.  Yeah Yeah, dude, I'll be honest with you, man. I don't even know why she likes him. He's so awkward.  You're a month late again. I promise as soon as I if promises were crackers, my daughter would be fat I'm sorry, mr. All I got is this 20 to the rest of the week Sorry doesn't pay the rent. I've been trying to sneak past me.  Nope.    What the heck not about the prizes here Is my good friend I called you about peter parker sir parker Everybody don't have time to talk to students right now But oscorp pays the bills so we'll have to take off the job is done here. Good luck tomorrow auto Nobel prize So harry's just like calling shots like this now like is that no right? I am people into submission parker Now I remember you your conner student tells me you're brilliant So is that it my design to initiate and sustain fusion an exponential increase in energy output Let's go a huge amount of energy providing renewable power for the whole world and then you fast forward into the future This is my life's work. I certainly know the consequences of the slightest miscalculation rosy our new friend thinks i'm gonna blow up the city You can sleep soundly tonight auto's done his homework come to the demonstration tomorrow and you'll see for yourself She must not understand fusion energy did Edison sleep before he turned on the light probably peter tell us about yourself Do you have a girlfriend? Uh, I don't really know shouldn't you know?  I can't picture him doing that. He needs to just work on the basics of talking I know he doesn't need to have complete a sentence Hair was like the sunshine. Oh no, I'm like a elk in the forest grazing I guess you got to do what you got to do. Oh, no, I would don't bleach this shorts up They're just kind of clean though Yes, you got to wash them separately. What does this look?  Oh, he's going to the play. That's right Oh, you better go. Why doesn't he just got the window? His pants were down. He's in the bathroom. Ew.  We're from the south y'all so we don't we've never done anything like that. Well in college I had to but yeah, yeah for sure But we're in our thirties now, babe. So could you imagine sharing a bathroom with random people? Oh now? No, and that sucked men too.  Well, you know, honestly, that's better. She don't want me to carry all that. That's nice that he brought flowers. Oh He just ditches bike like that. It's gonna put them back 750 in it work out plenty of rest Eat your green vegetables. That's what my mom is always saying. I just never actually believed her Friendly neighborhood Oh, that was wild dude. I know.  That was cool, bro Well, why don't you have to do all that though risk everything? Then you think we should forgive them. Look at that guy's face. Yes. I mean no Oh, she's messing up because Pete's not there. Oh, he stole the car Whatever Rude You might wanna can I help you? He had to do all that just to talk to him. Oh my god I'm sorry, sir. No one will be seated after the doors are closed. Ms. Watson.  No one's like, you know, I'm saying to talk to her anything. She's on billboards I used to have a poncho thing like that. I used to think I was so stylish Oh What's his name, baby? Yes, um calvin calvin Star who's that guy walking beside him? Oh, I thought he just pulled up all you his friends Dude, she's like really unfaithful though. Yeah, you notice that she just went bouncing from guy to guy like a ping pong ball Mentally, bro If you just knew how to talk or just go tell her your spider-man is over Oh, you think she might find out this movie? I don't know. I haven't even thought about that I think she has to find out eventually his web seemed like like he weighs more down on him than the newer ones He just ran out of web. How are his like testosterone levels down or something? Well, don't go test in it. Uh-oh Need some water peter Do you think it's him or do you think it's someone dresses him? He probably thinks it's just some dork cosplaying him Of course, bitey up it Right Thanks, I made it Looks uncomfortable It gets kind of itchy It rides up in the crotch a little bit too Little too much sharing Hey, they guys don't he don't want to talk about that. He's uncomfortable. He's like gulping and stuff He's in They're all right. It's time for me to go now Dang, she's everywhere What a performance she must have that looks so tacky though I was on my bike.  Oh, I didn't even think about that. I thought it was just because he was busy He's still playing with her though. It's not like he's just leaving her alone Right, true So either go be with her and protect her or stop messing with her I know the stop telling her you'll be somewhere and just not even show Would like to welcome you this afternoon Start has anybody lost a large roll of 20 dollar bills in a rubber band because we found a rubber band It's a terrible joke, but thank you for coming Jen, right? Oh, there's Jen from wash right there. You see him Isn't that him? Yeah into she what an early 2000s. He had what the hell actuators were developed and programmed for the sole purpose of Creating successful fusion that man's got a camera mount You know what I'm saying like the little one we can see is oh no acupuncture. Ooh Oh, that thing's lubricated by straight spinal fluid. Yeah I mean that's cool. No, but why did why do people need that? Yo, this is kind of tough for 2004 though. Whoa These smart arms are controlled by my brain through a neural link You aren't directly into my cerebellum allowing me to use these arms to control fusion reaction in an environment No human hand could enter if the artificial intelligence in the arms is as advanced as you suggest Couldn't that make you vulnerable to them? All right, you are which is why I developed this inhibitor chip to protect my higher brain function instead of them controlling me Now on to the main event. Why does he need to be an octopus? Well, I'll explain but that explanation of how the AI system is not going to overtake you was very weak So something tells me that maybe that's what's going to happen There's a loophole He just wants to be an octopus because he's saying that he's like a scientist, right? And a scientist ultimately is a mechanic at the end of the day Oh to help them with some productivity, but they're not just smart. They're artificial intelligence There's only 25 pounds of it on the whole planet I'd like to thank harry arseborn and arse corp industries for providing it. Happy to pay the bills auto Harry is funny now All right, too much. His personality changed so much. He's to be just like peter timmon. What about He was struggling in high school and his dad was building a corporation and now he's just acting like he did it Uh-oh He's like we're going back to the island We have a successful fusion reaction. This is a breakthrough beyond your father's dreams. Thank you We're producing a thousand megawatt surplus.  The power of the sun in the palm of my hand. That's dangerous af.  That's a good way to like jack everyone's jewels Ladies and gentlemen, please. Yeah, Pete left you.     You can't do nothing.  Oh my gosh Uh-oh turn it off Spidey. Oh snap. Oh my god. Is he okay? Damn. He just yanked the panels off the wall That was such a breakthrough in science. Wasn't it right? Well the fusion energy thing like that actually is something I'm not gonna get it all into it. But that's something that recently was done for the first time So it's kind of crazy how in 2004 they were talking about this Well, they've been talking about it before 2004, but there's a concept.  Who gets that caught up on revenge though? This guy's boy, the pros will be here soon. I suggest we move on Especially when your dad's like their green goblin, you know what I'm saying? It's not like he just like he didn't know though He didn't know he was a green goblin No So what reason does he think spider-man just came and chopped his dad up for no reason? Well, he just saw spider-man Delivering his dad to the house when he was dead. Well, maybe he got mugged and spider-man couldn't save him Well, he didn't ask questions And the roof of the spinal column, we won't know the extent of the damage until we get in there. Oh my god Dude, he looks crazy They said that the arms went into a spine and when the electricity went into a spine It blew all the fuses in it basically exploded inside of the spine. So it's connected in there I'm getting stressed. What's going on?  Yeah, man that little Last line of protection circuit thing got fried. It's already these doctors See, he's he's knocked out. He ain't even doing it. They're protecting themselves.  Yeah bones salt through that thing Oh my god That's terrifying Why did they just have that in a hospital? Oh because they were gonna cut through the things Oh, I thought it was giving him a kiss. He's like, I've got nothing to lose time to be bad Bro, that is like the most typical bad guy let out a scream, you know what I'm saying That was good at least in this spider-man though. The villains are just bad Right. Yeah Well, no, he's not bad. He's a scientist. Well, but he's bad because they took over him. Basically. It's not his fault. They're just bad Okay, yeah, see he didn't even mean to do that because that's what happened to osmoren, too Didn't he was just got taken over Well, no, he made a conscious decision to link himself to that thing But see he knew that they were going to be really violent side effects because the rat trials basically right But this guy right here. He was just trying to advance Right. He was just trying to create a machine that he could use to like work on fusion energy without like destroying himself. Basically He's such the press Right, that's a good one. Oh I like that one I know and then he he didn't even argue because he knows better Where do you have pictures? I heard spider-man was photographing squirrels.  Could you pay me in advance? You serious thank you for what standing there. There's the door He's not good at making things at eight o'clock ever. I love his scenes. They are so good. Yeah, he's not is he? Oh, he's just reekin in it. He's like, what about my dream is dead And these monstrous things should be at the bottom of the river along with me That would be even creepier him lurking down in the water as a dead guy with tentacles, right? Heck no, he's self-loathing really hard for a bad guy in marble. I know usually they're like super justified I feel bad for this guy. It's something talking. Oh, they're tricking him up. Well, those things are linked to his cerebral It's hot This poor guy. He has no control. Yeah, now I feel bad for thinking he's bad. I miss calcule king, wasn't it? Yes This is a denominator make it bigger and stronger than ever. So his facility was too small No, no, no, I'll be not to finish what we started Really? I thought they were gonna be like we are we're gonna do it here Power of the sun in the palm of my hand. Nothing will stand in our way. Oh my gosh nothing For some reason I believe them too Yes, I see my uncle ben's life insurance. Yes, but I'm afraid it's just not sufficient to refinance your home I'm giving piano lessons again. You are ow Oh A new super saver account with us today But the fact is you do not have the assets to justify this luck I'm sorry. At least we get the toaster. Actually that's only with a deposit of uh, 300 or more. Oh Yes, I see. Okay. All right. May just can't get a win y'all. I know I need her to catch it a quick down real quick Come on, man. Spider-Man, you gotta do something bro.  Mm-hmm. You like do what this guy's doing? No, that's bad. No, that's cool Bro, he's in the oh my he about smashed at me No, Peter about to go A straight coward, right? She said don't leave me Why does he look like uh breaking bad? No, he looks like uh, damn. What's that guy's name? You know what i'm talking about bro inspector gadget.  I'd bag a couple It's fair game now. Just shot at you at all.  I have an act for that His head is hard ain't it? Oh, that was smart Why her? I know Kidnapping at me. Wait a second. Do you hear that stomping? Yeah, you think Godzilla was out there?  Oh, he's about to drop her in. Oh, man every time Oh, no boring at me She just caught herself with her cane. Oh my god Oh, there's stand that was stand was that stand Hey, was that stand I couldn't tell hold on watch y'all Yeah, that wasn't stand. I think it was let me know guys. That was quick Yeah, smack them any how's that may hold no no for real. She's got that strength boy. Yeah, she's got that chord on she And it looks easy for her. I'm so glad I don't live in those apartments Yo, this is tough. It's so stressful Hey, he's got good to someone's window Not like this Oh, nice. Nice.   I know A good job Pete. Which one's cooler baby the new spiderman are these though I think I like the way this spiderman like navigates through the city better than the new one Because it seems like he has weight on his web the new one it seems like he's just he doesn't like I don't know swing as long It seems almost like they're trying to emphasize the mechanics of like the momentum and stuff with these a lot more Yeah, I see what you're saying You a good man spiderman That was tough one of them. This looks like somewhere mj and harry will be right harry's like yes. I funded this Hmm He keeps getting shafted man. I'm tired of it. How does someone out quick come he's spiderman shouldn't he got that? Oh my gosh I want to take it easy, buddy And she'd be drinking if you lost the bundle on some crack powder You thought was gonna take you with him to fame and fortune Yeah, I would be bummed and the bug not tonight harry every night till I find him.  I don't know baby. I might not take your word for it The delicious Who said that? Oh Of course it is the delicious First man to play football on the moon Of course, she's with that guy. You know what I'm saying. Yeah over there looking at dorky peter. Can't hold down a job. Let's go He just can't catch a break bro That's why it's kind of funny right for spiderman.  Oh you there was a disturbance always It's too painful. You have a whole boyfriend Yeah, he's like He's delicious, apparently Day by day he sighed with that poetry day by day. Don't start Get you a drink. I'm with john. He'll get me my drink. Oh john john l way by the way John has seen my show five times harry has seen it twice aunt may has seen it Even my father he came backstage to borrow cash But he still came Can't make an eight o'clock curtain. I tell you if you don't be with john, that might not be your best friend I know he's nothing to me but an m2c.  Like a hundred percent.  He didn't turn in the freak. Isn't that right?  Hey, he's falling apart.  He got slapped in front of him Just agreed to marry me bro. I'm about to be done with this All these joints too much. Oh my god She is annoying. I'm sorry. I don't like this mj. She's wake up. Shoot the picture. Yeah, get on the pete.  He always is Yeah, nothing good up in zoom really why did his web go out earlier for no reason? What's up with that?  Maybe you should stop um swinging across the city until you figure that out I don't know bro. He's just really good at keeping it together because I'd be having a temper right now Yeah, what's wrong with you peter? Well, that's the worst You better go find some more spiders to get bit by I know I'm going to that planet planetarium and letting them lose So do you think it's because he's just not mentally in tune with himself? And so therefore he's losing his abilities or do you think his abilities are just they've ran the course through his body And now like do you get what I'm trying to say? Like everything's blurry to him. Oh my gosh Because he used to wear glasses, right? So he's just going back to normal. Well, he should have played in the league for a couple years That's what I'm trying to say. He should have cashed in He should go play in the mba Like the professor look at the villain. That's such a villain move right there He's very okay to me my diagnosis It's up here. There you go. How's he gonna know he's checking up for his spider symptoms a dream spider, man But I'm losing my powers. He's not a psychologist at all. He's a tight eye shirt on it It's not even my dream. It's a friend of mine's dream. What about this friend? What does he think of himself? That's the problem. He doesn't know what to think gotta make him mad not to know You are your soul disappears. Why is he talking to him like this? Maybe you're not supposed to be spider man climbing those walls That's why you keep falling Oh You'll always have a choice peter. That's really nice. My doctor don't mess with me like that It's in and out. You gotta go right all the things you've been thinking about peter make me sad There's uncle ben Hit her all the times. We've talked of honesty all of those times. I counted on you to have the courage to take those dreams I can't live your dreams anymore. Yes, you can peter. You can give him a gift peter great power comes great responsibility That's a good one.  No uncle ben. Oh my god. I'm just peter parker So what does that have to do with taking his hand?  You better start being spider man because if not, uh-uh, you're gonna about to throw it away That's impulsive, bro. I hope the neighbor gets it that said your suit was cool and it's like He didn't even put it all the way in there.  Nothing good has happened for him He went three feet Something bad, dude. I can't watch it. But why is he walking like that though? Hi I mean like you can not do all the crown fighting But I would at least keep my spider-man ability just like, you know what I'm saying just in case Like just in case somebody has to try you up. It'd be nice to be spider-man Look, he saw them running and he just ate his hot dog. Yeah. He said, you know what they got it 0.23 electron volts Good job, Pete. Excellent work today, Parker. Keep it up. That's right. Just answering the questions in class That edit though, they stopped it. I'm on him straight cheesing You mustn't think that I'm wicked. I hope you Well, now she's all distracted. I know that was such a great play. I was afraid you'd say don't come Fair enough right? Pressed my pants did my homework. Oh, so she thinks he's just a burnout basically in a way. Yeah, okay. I get it I always imagine you're getting married on a hilltop. Who's the groom? You hadn't decided yet Sounds like her sounds like Pete. You should have said me. You saw my play You can talk me out of getting married.  Of course he is think about what picking up where we left off We never got on. You can't get off and you don't get on it, Peter. I think it's that simple I'm not an empty seat anymore. Punch me. I bleed I don't have to go. Kind of think you should just move on, Pete. I'm getting married in a church. You didn't invite him? You are different I don't know. I mean, is that kind of rude to invite Peter to your wedding if you're married, Jean?  We agreed to put on a wedding. Caviar Because like they're not just having normal conversations. All their conversations are centered around being together Yeah, that is true It looks like it got that In the garbage. He's retired Given up throwing in the time. I only got to him The power of the guy deserve a little something give you a 50 bucks. I could get more than that on ebay All right a hundred miss brandt give this man his money and throw in a bar of soap The wife is still on that line. His wife is always on the line Flowers. Daisy's off my grave. That's kind of me, right? That guy was so upset The editing in these movies are really really cool. They're very unique. Yeah, they're fun. He's such a smiley guy What you gonna do Pete? He's just gonna turn around on that I'm not trying to be mean, but Pete just straight did a 180. I'm not based on a mini slow walk the way He's all him and everything. He's just like, uh, I can't.    Do you see that? That was cool Wanted to drive you if only I had stopped him. We'd all three of us be having tea together Yeah, I mean that's a natural thought process to have right, but you really can't look at it that way Mays been through a lot since then though Yeah, that was a crazy time coming towards dang was killed that night for being the only one who did the right thing Dang, that was tough. I know jeez She took her hand away. Mm-hmm that hurt my feelings Dang, that was a tough one on her Oh, no, I mean maybe if you had tried to stop the robber hypothetically the robber it might could have shot him But I made it really care about that She don't explain this stuff for her to hear for real. It was Dr. Octopus. Oh, yeah, look at him Sorry Just one more little chore I've been leaving for the night, sir. Fine. Your father only obsessed over his work the night Bernard So his maid takes a little not as made his butler takes little shots out of like that for your leaves. Mm-hmm Oh, he's coming because he needs money, right or something like that. Yeah, because Harry just kept bragging about it Look at that hurt Nice catch. Hello Harry auto. What do you want precious tritium? I need more of it this time or tritium.  Boy That is so scary should night Oh, I put him down gently at least he'll spider-man give you all the tritium you need A second thought bring him to me alive. Why are you calling the shots all of a sudden? Like what in the world because he needs money or the or that tritium He should have ripped his finger off and then he probably would have just gave him the tritium Oh that dude always needs a pack though Have it ready Peter 75 percent Another fire is it a deli fire? He said Dang You better watch out. It could be octo like in the last movie Remember. Oh, yeah, he did trick him up. Yeah, that's what I'm saying Good job Peter Parker I was actually a kid this time. Honestly, that looked like me when I was little So now Peter's got to be a hero without the hero abilities, right to see if he's really a hero Love it. He's a nickel back We have plenty of times Oh my gosh, what a that man caught himself with one hand They look at his glasses I cannot believe Peter caught himself with one hand like that. That was crazy It was incredible. That's kind of like a mic drop. He just dropped the baby and walked off He didn't want any credit Poor soul got trapped on the fourth floor never made it out Dang Man, he just realized if he'd had this spidey suit he would have got them both Right Exactly what am I supposed to do without knocking? She's so awkward that he's comfortable Yes, okay He didn't even say yeah, he said okay Double yes That would be nice. So he's about to be into this girl. She kind of looks Swedish. I think she was russian Oh, yeah, she was That looks vanilla. Thank you What are they 65 or something? She just had that the whole time. Oh, she's moving out. She got kicked out bro.  Henry Jackson across the street is giving me a hand and i'm giving him five dollars It's funny what happens in two years Nine years old great ambitions. Listen my last visit. Pish posh We need to talk about it, but you made a brave move in telling me the truth I'm proud of you. I love you Peter. So very very much Man, that'd be hard for an old lady to move by herself with a little nine-year-old I know because how hard was it? Right because we just went through it. We're all my comic books Oh those dreadful things I gave those away I put the pens in the box Mr. Sparker. Thank you, Henry. Hi Peter. You're getting tall Why don't you put those cookbooks in with the mixer? Okay, you take spider-man's pictures, right? I used to where is he? Henry and I agree. We don't see his picture in the paper anymore. Sorry. I'm freezing. Why wanted to try other things He'll be back, right? I don't know. You'll never guess who he wants to be Spider-man too few characters out there flying around like that saving old girls like me Kids like Henry need a hero setting examples for all of us Everybody loves a hero.  Y'all now they say chase your dreams and give up everything Put it into the garage for me, but don't strain yourself. This one's saying sacrifice your dreams and do us right What we gonna do Pete?  Oh, he's got to go back to the basics.  Oh, that's that water tower ain't it? No shot He cold? Yes, it's so cold because it's cold in here. It's just normal though. It feels like this every day Are you sick? Oh, why is your hands cold? They're not Oh my gosh, please don't hurt yourself Oh, he's going though He looks like he's about to fall. Oh my gosh Bro, that was violent. How did they record that in real life? I don't know Oh my back. Oh crunch. Ow. See, I would never want to give up being spider-man He said get out of here with that James. Do you hear that in the background? His poor back You know that thing hurt My birthday Bro, you know his name positive. Oh, he was your pal.  Oh How can you call him that though for real? You're adorable. Let's put my head back. Oh, no. Oh, no Is she like upside down kissing him? She's trying to why is she trying to figure out if he's spider-man or something? Maybe if it feels the same, I don't know. She said no too much peck action Back on the moon Back on the moon You up there with me.  You can't just work for home depots on Hi, I'm in secret meetings with peter. I know. Thanks for coming everything. Okay. He might say so What not sure how to begin You know how our minds play tricks on us Tell me about it. Mine did a real number on me Some part of me heard what you had to say after the show that night that you were different But I didn't want to listen. I was afraid to trust you. I've been thinking about it Listen, there's more for me to say.  I may be rushed into things Oh, dang What are you saying? I'm saying I thought I could be there for you married jane. He's starting to get on my nerves, peter But I can't yeah, you're playing with her too. Yeah, he's starting to play too much.  Oh Smart move peter. Do you love me? Well, there you go maker. Won't you? All right What's he gonna say?  She's one of those types I need to know something. Just one kiss. She's kissed so many dudes. She can just tell Like what in the world?  You really should Parker and the girlfriend. What do you want? Oh my gosh, I want you to find your friend spider-man. I don't know where he is Find him Or I'll peel the flesh of her bones. Oh my gosh one finger on her you'll do Oh She's like, okay peter is definitely not spider-man That scream was on point though.  I'd be ducking You know, I'm saying I'd be running.   Yeah, he did. They didn't touch Mary Jane. You were right, babe. That's all it took, but he's still blind Oh, he got his glasses on okay, that's what's up I was feeling inspired, but you know what? Oh, I didn't work. It's so cute. I guess I'm gonna have to take lacing.  Oh my god Just a hero What in the world bro, what in the world this one's so much better than the first one This is hilarious. Right. Maybe it was the first one that made this one like so funny because it was able to outdo itself You know, yeah We should title this I never knew spider-man could be so hilarious or something Oh, that's tough Oh, sorry Are you okay?  Did you shoot those earlier? I have no idea Oh, that was cool. Oh my gosh Dang, that was a good block. Oh, he ain't no he yanked him too. And those yeah, that was a good block. That's crazy This is one of those iconic fighting on top of train scenes, isn't it? Right? Oh, wow He just do it down to himself really Oh my god Oh, we split open on the side. He's hit his suits opened up.  He said, oh Oh, he is like little hamming, right?   Oh my gosh. Yeah, absolutely breaks off the handle You have a train to catch Dude, that is not good. Why are they on that track to begin with? I know That's a one-way ticket, right? Does that thing go both ways? Am I dumb? I don't know I'm not familiar with train stations either. I've never been a conductor. I have in a future Oh, that looks like that would hurt the knee not for spider-man. Look at his like bootlegs No, they don't hurt. Look Oh wait, so they can't see him though. Can they see him though his face? Yeah, they can see him. He got A few so they know what he looks like. Yeah, everyone's looking at him. That's crazy. What? Sorry, I'm just numb to all that with the new spider-man movies They introduced it to the whole world the time home. Yeah Is there what the where we're at where we're at?  Oh my gosh We better hope that was a good craftsmanship that went into those buildings. Some bricks are gonna get yanked a lot off Oh no, look at his face Oh I'd be going to the back of the train so fast. Yeah run everybody Let's go, but how are you gonna get out of that? Man's about to pass out.  Oh No way What a spider-man moment right here. Yo, this is clean Now people know what spider-man looks like though.  Oh Yes, they will kid. They're gonna tell everybody how the world works. Your secret is not safe Oh, that made me want to cry Let's go. Let's go beat up that octopus.  You got to go through me joey ds and me. Let's go Very well very well and he did it. Yeah, very easily But they stuck up for him. I love it He said I got it. I got it. I'm a superhero The sinister sinister osborne. Where do you want him?   That's the vibe I'm getting There is no way on this earth. He's about to figure out. This is peter parker right now If he does, I'll I don't know what I'm gonna do. He's gonna snap out and run. He has to I'm like, I was just barring the suit. Remember we're friends.  Uh Where is she? He's got mj. All he wanted was the tritium. He's making the machine again when that happens She'll die along with half of new york. Oh my gosh killed my father. There are bigger things happening here I've got to stop him. Well, man, he said that mask off and saw a ghost, didn't he?  You'd bring the police. Not that anybody could stop me now that spider-man's dead. He's not dead I don't believe you. Believe it. No, she's back to spider-man He said believe it and turns around Oh, there he is right there on the ceiling I was too focused on what he's building. Oh, he's sensed on didn't he? I'm surprised Without the spine to finish you gonna hurt a lot more people this time. Well, that's a risk. We're willing to take There's some big plugs, bro I kind of like that. He talks back to the villains. Well, I'm not Dang Now we're gonna stop that I think it looks like a giant solar flare, doesn't it? Oh my gosh One more punch Thank god for this Oh, there we go. Oh the precision though Oh my gosh, let's go mj nevermind Let's see you scurry out of this.   I know. Oh my gosh. Look Then you didn't just pull the plug you broke the plug. Oh, and it didn't work. Nothing happened. Oh, no A big fireball now.  Oh my god. Oh my gosh taking powers now. Oh, no You should have made those waterproof. Oh wait, they got a lot. You're cute, right? We have to shut it down. Please. Tell me how well brilliant but lazy I always said that earlier in the movie. We must destroy it. He's like it's beautiful. I can't destroy it I want you once spoke to me about intelligence was a gift to be used for the good of mankind Right. Yeah, that's true. Don't listen to them. I mean, there's some wisdom in these movies. I know what happened to that It was my dream sometimes to do what's right. We have to be steady and give up the thing We want the most even our dreams Things in naw, bro. That's not true. You're right. I don't think so Bat talking he's right Listen, listen to me now. Can you let him go? Listen to me now Yes, tell me how to stop it. It can't be stopped It's self-sustaining now. Think and listen. You smother it the river. That's what I say. Put water on it drown it Oh, I put in the water. I'll do it. I thought you had to bury it.   Yeah, I was wondering that but Oh my oh she sees them.  That's a lot heavier than them walkers. Hi This is really heavy. It's like you're like move, right?  I do even though you said you didn't I move though. Okay, let's go right. Yeah get out of there. Yeah. He took that thing under water and went down with it They want to throw a peat Last obstacle Oh my god, he jumped it What did he stick his web on out in the middle of the ocean? He just rode off like That part was corny y'all. That's good stuff though. Dang. That's a tough scene as he I thought it was It would explode. He's slowly getting sunk to the bottom of the depth right there. Oh, that's what he got on Okay, there you go cranes Season away. Oh god.  I'll stretch out seductively like that Why are you cracking up? This is too funny, bro It's the 2000s that part right. This is like the look off into the distance and web Don't you you're wrong. Oh, then we have this revenge here. He's like i'm like get that spider His dad. Maybe that or his own psychosis.  Where is he? I don't know.  You can come up with a better spot, right? What's he about to find in here? Oh, oh Them balls. Yeah.  Is he the villain in the next movie? No way. No shot, bro. He's got the glider and everything Dang Hands up That's crazy, bro Uh-oh, this is mj's wedding with the astronaut even though she just Would be at the top of the cathedral wouldn't it? Oh, she doesn't look happy though, but she looks classy I wish spider-man would swoop up swoop her up with the altar. Yeah I kind of wish spider-man would move on Look at the green tie. Do you see the green tie on that harry has on? Oh, like is it supposed to be like a goblin tie or something? No, I think it's just symbolic that he's turned He said i'm going green boys So sorry, she can't make it called ever I don't know who that guy is, but I really like him. He played in that one show i was telling you about You know the one that guy cancelled? Yeah, he was awesome in that show Oh, she's happy. She's free. Well, not only does she didn't want to marry that dude But she's making him out to be like a really bad guy because she just seems so free to him right now I know, but it's because she's free because she's running to peter see Peter does have no spidey senses I can't survive without you. It's not like he was gonna die though. I know you think we can't be together Can't you respect me enough? I know there'll be risks. I want to face them with you It's wrong that we should only be half alive half of ourselves. Mary jane's a little too good at these speeches ain't she? I know Okay, I'm done. I'm done guys. I'm sorry. I had to give him a few done She's just like we're just making fun of the situation Saved your life. That is true. He really does have bad luck. The worst Thank you.  He's about to dip out. No shot. Go get him tiger Yes She she said to support her in that moment right go get him tiger. Oh my gosh I guess he's over there about to have to go fight harry now. No Oh We're too close. I know What I like the way they filmed this one a lot prepared to the newer ones look unsatisfied again missing brad whatever his name is I'm just playing she's just realizing it's gonna be the only life, but hey the heart No, she probably has to stress Probably is a lot to worry about when he's gone. All right, so let's see if there's a music video in the Because it was a music video in the first one. So no, we know it's we they told us in the comments There was what is this song right here? All right, let's go find it Yeah, you just know this song if you were born um in 92 Right That was it. That one. Can you just go back to it? Okay guys. So here we are. Um, that was it. Are you sure that's that one? Yeah, go up. Okay. So apparently we have to watch vindicated by the dashboard confessionals And we know the song. It's a great song. Right $7 Because dangles on string because you guys are the best supporters Patreon fan, we're definitely going to make sure we don't skip over here. All right, you ready concert now They're not on a rooftop this time Hey, jane, that was great. That was great Ashmore confessionals everybody vindicated Comment your favorite dashboard confessional song below All right, you too. So that was spider-man too. That was almost as much fun as I thought it would be Actually, that was more fun than I thought it would be that was a lot better than the first one to me I thought it was woodier it the pace of it was a little better to me. I just really enjoyed it I've waited for so long guys years like over a decade I don't know exactly how long but a very long time to see that social dynamic play out between harry and peter We finally did he said He was shocked dropped the dagger and it looks like harry is going to be the new green goblin Yeah, I think so unbelievable He found the gliders. He found his dad's old glider and all those bombs and that stuff's been sitting in there for years at this Point harry got mad threw a glider broke the glass went in there. Baby. What did you think about this movie? I thought it was great. I loved it. I think it was a lot of fun Um, it was it was awesome to see toby will wire back at it again. He's still my favorite spider-man in my fans Okay, but good. I'm sorry. But anyways, he's he's He's my favorite spider-man. That's the truth I'm sorry for anyone who hates to hear that but tom holland is not my favorite toby maguire is my favorite Well, tom holland is just like a little kid. Yeah Toby maguire kind of like like I said, he's 2000s icon and one other thing is like not to digress guys It's not really relevant. But with the other spider-man movies. The truth is is they're actually really funny. Yeah, they're great They're awesome And for that reason I really enjoy them But in terms of like the drama that the mtu or marvel or superheroes in general can really offer the audience He doesn't quite capture it. But mainly like I said because he's he's like a legit high schooler And it's supposed to be light-hearted in that way.  So this movie was freaking hilarious. I had no idea it was going to be so funny Um a comedy for sure Right and I think all the people all the actors in this movie are great. They all did a job Jane's Franco did such a good job of just looking like the trade and we like the blasphemy guy so much, um The reporter got the guy who's in charge of the daily vehicle. Yeah Yeah, he's hilarious. So in terms of the story though, so like where are we going in the spider-verse right now? So the first movie obviously peter discovers his powers tells us that he's had a lifelong affection for mary jane loses uncle ben and eventually has to Basically become a man and he's basically trying to realize how can he operate in a world where you know There's all these city life. There's all these corruptions. But how can you also maintain being a good person? And as we saw in the second movie he's having a lot of self-doubt. He's struggling He's realizing that like the fruits of his sacrifice don't really appeal to him in a way that it might benefit others And he's starting to realize nothing's going his way. Nothing Right. Yeah, exactly. And you know, but that's how life is right and he's starting to realize that So this is like the fifth dude in a row that he's had to watch mary jane date Yeah, he's getting a little heartbroken over that. He made his move That was the best moment to me in that movie is when everyone was like, we won't tell anyone I thought that was so cute. It makes me want to tell. Yeah, they're definitely telling everybody they know And if they would have had cell phones, yeah But 100 but I do notice in the newer ones it makes callbacks to these ones Tell me an example We know like like for example, we just said it in the last one whenever he was on that roof with mary jane Absolutely. Yeah, they just make like small like even if they're small Yeah, for sure. So I'm sure we'll catch one and like uh, because a lot of people said no way home has a lot of spider man References from the early ones. So it'll be cool to see that one thing that this franchise didn't do that The new tom halloween franchise is definitely captivating or not company is definitely taking advantage of is how funny the social Dynamics can be between peter parker and flash Like in the new spider man movies, he's like spider man would have saved them He's just such a fan boy like Love spider man by hates peter parker So it's that's what makes it funny Yeah, I really do like that too because flash was just no one but mary jane's boyfriend in this universe, right? Right, exactly. Yeah. Yeah, I don't really know how much. Oh the bad guy in this one, man Uh, dr. Octo, I guess what's his name octavius octavius in school, but he turned good So he's at the bottom of the lake. I don't think he's bad. You know like you the thing is is he's a bad guy By circumstance, so he tried to advance science connected his a cerebral system into his basically connected a neural link That connected into these mechanical ai powered arms love the idea you can experiment with fusion energy You need something that's gonna you know, you can't sit there and operate eight arms at the same time Which is unproductive so the ai aspect definitely comes into play It got shattered and ultimately they took over his brain and they crept on his psyche And you can't really blame him so he wasn't really a bad guy The arms was the bad guy and for some reason this movie did a really good job wetting the audience separate that Do you get what i'm trying to say? Like I never hated the guy with the arms always sort of like pity them Yeah, me too. Yeah, they did do a good job with that But imagine being in 2004. I'm like, I know this is crazy But like in 2004 i'm thinking of where I was if I would have saw that concept It would have completely blown my mind Oh, yeah Like I mean it still kind of was my mind but still you know what i'm saying like for a 2004 concept That's pretty nuts in my opinion I think in the last movie dr. Osborne said that he was or peter said he had just wrote a paper on nanotechnology Or something and I remember saying in the movie like back then I wouldn't have even known like what the concept of how to write a paper on nanotechnology Like I wouldn't have known enough. So it probably just won't like this to you in your ear out there I'm kind of glad that I saw this later and like yeah, that's what i'm trying to say Do you have any final thoughts on? No, I just I'm excited to get into the other ones. I'm not sure I haven't heard anything ever about the andrew garfield ones though. So those are a mystery, right?   So like how are they gonna? I don't even think I've ever seen that dude like in a spider-man Me either. I don't know is like did it get blocked or something that I don't know Yeah, let us know what happened with that But he seems to like what happened was he just not good to the movie suck Did he just do a bad job because everyone does job in hacks already. She was great Everyone know. Yeah as desmond. Oh, no, not desmond What was the thing desmond I thought it was desmond miles. Desmond. I told you desmond miles is on uh assassin's creed Why subscribe hit us up on patreon if y'all desmond dawgs extended desmond dawgs That's what it was. 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