the equipment he's come up with and the Wrecklessness of his approach Ending with like undoing the biggest mistakes.  I know everybody's gonna be team cap eventually that we said For the people who thought we said jacob's dead.  We we've all been there. Yeah, don't hey, this was star wars that be going He's dead now.  They become they become vigilantes. Anyway. Yeah, that was the point They were always gonna be a vigilantes eventually, but it's good to not be a vigilante for as long as possible That's all cap was fighting against really Oh, sorry, that's what uh, I am unwanted The you know what's useful when you're trying to save the world from threats Not having to fight the world at the same time. How about that? How about that? Hey molla, help me launder this money. Thanks. Oh Oh my goodness From one massive to another thanks guys for helping me get through the process of becoming Howard Hughes don bless you Uh All right In the dark knight returns joker only reverts back because batman came back Yes, correct Oh, that that would explain his line about how about batman being the cause of a certain crime, I guess Even though that's not really fair, is it? Of course not. Let's just take the police away Because some people as a result of the police being there want to attack the police. Yeah Uh, are you guys going to cover patty willams again? If you don't uh, if you don't you have no taste And I don't want to be friends with you Who knows? Maybe one day we will if he makes that block mail If he makes that video about why, um, infinity war is worse than in the game Oh, yeah, we'll cover the show that that is that's yeah, I don't care if it's e fat bait, you know, we're diving in Since the b and o are so close together.  Oh my god. So this is a Asian a guest appearance by bernie sanders benard sundore Benard sanders Also hi there rags mickey rooney Oh, hello.  Oh my god I would yiff wherever I goddamn well, please I stopped watching four hours ago and you've only gotten through 25 sins pathetic Well, we finished it now didn't we?  I am inevitable. I've I've survived this long so I have dyslexia and switching bs or ds or s's and zeds is very common I can still screw it up more than I'd like to admit today Yeah, uh, I don't disbelieve it. I just uh, think that he may have inferred that from something that it wasn't Um drinker rate rags his ability to handle liquor Well If he was a tin. All right.  So I think that was him. Yeah, I know That's a 10.  I'm confused Eh I know So, uh, beautiful Rolled an nh3 tank with five acres left. I am now sad I don't know what that means. Can someone translate? Oh, I don't know I don't know I'm super confused Don't understand the references you're using I need to drink critically. Oh my god. I just realized the drinker's right here. Oh my god Oh, I'm right here Oh the whole time can rags do an american accent Can you can you do an american accent?  An accent of rags This is rags doing critical dreams. It's like wow, that's so accurate I think I'm not going too bad of a scotch accent. I'm going to pretty much go for it right there, you know There are too much drivers over I wouldn't see if you had it once a few times Well, I used to put a lot of rugby back in the day and that's a lot As you're seeing them quite a lot of them come from scotland So I'm just kind of pick up the way that they deal with ones and stuff Did you pick up any Welsh?  Yeah, you're right. Oh, I got back to Scottish You could do very expression at Scottish as well as though, you know Yeah, that's very true. You could be very expressive with it.      I've returned.     I love this drawing I tried to channel my inner critical drinker and while that might have failed in a spectacular way I did feel the need to grab an alcoholic beverage It only makes sense I'm getting into character. How did you just say alcoholic beverage?   That's fan art-like, innit? Oh, one of the arsefags or something Is there something wrong with being an arsefag? Um, you are one of the You one of the earth facts or something the sex is great though Oh Why's it got a why am I speaking Scottish? Why's it got a key whole mouth?  I thought it was Oh, yeah, I see. Yeah, I see what's going on. They've tricked you. I know you smoked It's because I don't No What do you think that was skeletor? Yeah Yeah, yeah I Rags has got a cigarette rags. How can you smoke as a teen? That ain't no cigarette.  Oh Hey Why is it smoke? Oh, okay So anyway rolled an n through n h3 tank. What does that mean? What does it mean? n h3 tank. What is this? What is this? Yeah, what is it? What is it, bro? National health service National health service tank with five bacon. All right, fine. I'm moving on edit the dark tower reload with joker's face Oh the reload I remember that I was in like the trailer Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine. That's everyone's favorite pokemon everyone's favorite childhood memory Transformers one is objectively good y'all's worst fears be well and molla hates saying yee-ha Oh yee-ha So everyone's favorite pokemon mines blastoise or zapdos. They were my two favorites My favorite pokemon is bat one Everyone's favorite childhood memory badges to train her No But do you have a bad Favorite childhood memory, what have you guys got? I don't know Getting sexually abused by my uncle. Oh I don't know I I lived a pretty wholesome and happy childhood for the most part So I have many good memories Um, I have no good childhood memories. I have one So I had everyone's childhood one is coming to mind So when I was a wee lad I played And like with this I grade school When I was a kid I was pretty small. I was a short guy. I just my my growth spurt came pretty late like high school Just that's just how it was a little guy But I I went I joined the basketball team I'm this scrawny little white kid Out there with basketball man, but but our team was great. Our team was amazing. We won like state tournaments. We were amazing But I only scored a single time for our first season I was always a defense player and I was really good at it because I would always harass I was good at like predicting where the ball would Go and people were dribbling it around so I could take the ball from the other team pretty well But that was about all I could do well, but I was really good at it And I only scored one single time and the team like made it An effort to pass me the ball just so I could score a single time And I remember doing it. I remember that one time we were I know where it was But We were Playing this other team We were winning by a bunch because we were doing good and they were almost desperately Passing me the ball over and over and over just so that that season I could say that I scored a goal And when I did when I threw that ball up there that was half my oh my god this The jubilation of the room the cacophony of cheering how proud I felt of myself was just Immeasurable to a child that was one of the most meaningful things that ever happened to me You know for a kid was scoring that one basket throwing that ball up there and somehow magically It went in the orange hoop that was mm just Oh I think you should make a movie about it. Yeah. Yeah Let's call it the hoop or something My you've reminded me of one of mine is this is it's a it's a favorite thing that I never forgot He got you know dodgeball dodgeball is fun. You know is dodgeball We were having like an end of year. I can't remember what year it was a dodgeball game And uh this time because everything's special.  I think And unfortunately for the teacher all the balls had ended up on our side I think it was like five and so we picked him up and we were like, okay He can't dodge them all if we all throw it at the same time So and and he was just like hmm And uh, so we all a we were like three two.  I was just watching like wow.  Didn't you? Who is this god? He nailed it It was an honor to be destroyed Oh, it was so cool because he he he saw right through our devious plans. He knew what to do I I guess sports are a big thing because I remember getting my debut in the Junior school football team and scoring on my debut. So that's always stayed. I think I scored two goals in my debut A couple of tap-ins nothing special. Oh to be young again. I to be young again I'm thinking I want to celebrate but we're like thrashing the other team and nobody was celebrating We scored goals And then there was I was in a five-a-side tournament. I was about 12 years old And we had this terrible group of misfits And all the good footballers from the the school had gone into their set teams And the club teams were there and we called ourselves the red and white bandits The shit is name The red and white bandits White bandits because he had red tops and white shorts and red and white socks and we came up against our um It was our club at the town that we're in it was our club under 12s or whatever it would be and then they We're gonna what, you know, we were expecting them to wipe the floor with us and then they scored a goal And we're like fuck, you know one nail down.   It's great. Oh When you when you recount that story you should probably avoid mentioning that part specifically because it makes you it makes It sound like you were you were happy about different things, but it's fine It's it's bill because I was 37 at the time. Uh-huh. Yeah Mm-hmm So anyway Uh, they also said that um Transformers is objectively good. No, uh, I need to rewatch them, but I'm pretty sure they weren't that great the first one was all right The first one was all right The door the cops point out in the moment he went the wrong way He felt he was injured by the world not recognizing him While it is really caused by him taking the wrong path works as a metaphor I suppose you can work with that Uh, you guys covered patricia taxon's video on rags. We still haven't and I've heard there's another one So, uh, we'll be sure to get them going just as soon as we care to moments Um, I believe they're about how rags is like the worst youtuber in existence and how I know right The other one is about how you can't be objective with us. It's like, all right Murray has the credentials to make bad jokes and people laugh at them It's the difference between Dave Chappelle doing his material and everyone laughing and someone trying to do the same routine At an open mic night. Yeah, I think I think that's fair Is this supposed to be taxi driver? Yes In that patrick williams thread even jack sainte disagrees with him, it's a little funny to go through Well, it's because endgame is kind of a mess Like as much as you know, we all we all had a lot of fun with it. Oh boy It's got some flumps tangled up christmas tree lights. That's the way to look at it He's released from his tics and neurosis because he thinks he'll be dead in five minutes I mean, I assumed that it was tied to his confidence and his medication. Yeah, I just thought yeah I thought it's a change of attitude instead of killing himself. He will become the killer His purpose was killing the people who he deemed to be You know one more thing on more however, it isn't his character to do something like that It also left up to interpretation if he wanted to be captured He even said so and his capture would lead him to Sidious I suppose that's for the people who are interested in the discussion on the clone wars It's it's like censoring the balls and not the d Oh, yeah about oh, that's how far we are into the chats now.  Yeah, that was uh, that was pretty funny That was pretty hilarious, you know, it wouldn't surprise me at all.  Like oh well Unrelated the last two episodes of clone wars have been weirdly amazing Not a fan of felonies new mandos, but credit with credits do excellent work. All right I'm related Sorry The battle from handle. Oh Oh, yeah, yeah Unrelated but I love the coffin dance meme The coffin dance meme Yeah, you know those four guys with a coffin Oh Sharing love for memes is never unrelated Who's the more annoying character rose tico or conor from angel keep up? Keep up doing the dawn's work and hello bob.  So Yeah, like oh just imagine establishing fin in the previous film and then saying hey, you know Cut him off in the second one I'll make one of our main characters. Let's just make him second to this stupid Conor gets fixed Rose does not so maybe if rose was fixed on the line, I would pick her for a less annoying Conor was good Leave conor alone. Have you seen angel? Yeah, have you seen buffy?  It's season four.   Yep And he constantly gets in the way and he constantly ruins plans. Also.  He gets um Fixed it's great. And the angels got great. It's got the best tv show happening ever We should talk about that sometime Baller is constantly on the prowl for people who have seen these shows. It's because nobody's seen the I started love buffing so it's great I Didn't all good things is the tng ending, right?  You'll change she was Nearly out in season one nearly got sacked and it nearly got boot season one And then here she is seven seasons later gets into the movie I think she owns the place.  You don't have me. Yeah I hit you with my car I think for you would be upset if you heard you using that accent Give me like he'd say no no no no, that's what he always does Yeah So what's what's your stance on once more with feelings?  It's like one of the best tv show episodes ever Good. Yeah, that's the correct answer Yeah, what about the body? Oh god, that is oh Jesus Christ. That's one of the greatest tv episodes ever again.  So few people in chat. We even know what we're talking about It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Um So this says it wasn't a joke. It was a message casual cruelty may have unintended consequences Don't do it be understanding of other people for your own sake Not sure what that's referencing in specificity What no Hmm Come on guys. We all know joker was just a zoetropolis ripoff It's true Don't try to deny it. Don't try to deny it zoetropolis It's the straight to dvd ripoff version Zoetropolis Uh, joker was wrong in the killing joke though. Jim didn't break even after everything joker did to him and Barbara But it wasn't he was well. Yeah, he was wrong because yeah, his target was actually jim batman Uh, he because he wanted to to show batman that anybody can break And uh, yeah jim jim wouldn't He wouldn't no matter because he's like he's horrible if you think about what Jim gordon had to go through in the killing joke.   Let's go to the streets where there are tons of them instead of hiding in the cinema So if they're looting places It's not going to be safe for long anywhere Uh, so the idea is to get out and get to an alleyway as soon as possible. Maybe slink a way to safety They came out vexed though.  It made them. Yeah, they were clearly fleeing. Yeah Yeah So I'm as far I thought it was really good. I thought it was actually the best Way to do the origin story or they're just all mixed in Excellent It's very good.  Oh rags. They're sending us. Uh, sending us these these these secret cryptic memes Don't let affix ribble have any prozoxo no matter what Oh, so Mahler, you're you're turning into this strange Robot, and I can't quite understand anything that you're saying I will I will I will have to say I'll have to paste it to you In order for you to understand it because I think my connection will prevent me From being able to get it through I see the pasting but Yeah Oh All right, no idea what this means. No, do I? No No Yeah, no clue good fellas equals joker robertineiro wore a suit Yeah Oh, no, singapore. You're not saving us Long live efap 100 more years. Oh, I don't know about that. I don't know Yeah 100 more years 100 million. All right. We'll try and record a few episodes ahead of time together Because I don't know if I'll make it that long. I don't know Yeah In david attenborough voice and now we'll place joker in front of the long man's den Oh, it appears its lengthy neck out to give a sniff It appears to be pleased with the offerings as it drags it back into its dwelling That's not bad. That's pretty good. I like that. All right. That's good. I'm gonna give you some I did I I did voice acting for two years didn't go well.  Really Good for him. I guess we moved over to voice acting land that he's trying to get and I think he's got his first gig Well Have fun.  Oh, yeah Botched in the same degree that epstein killed himself I don't know but they were referring to something that got botched I don't know. We would have been talking about all kinds of things about really bad. Am I actually Bad robot I mean if singapore isn't solving this problem. I don't know what would be But you guys sound fine on my end and I'm pretty sure that chat can hear me fine So if you guys just pretend like you can hear me Oh, yeah, yeah, absolutely. Definitely. Uh-huh. I agree rags.  Say that one more time. Yeah, six of them. I will hang on. I'll pace. I think so. I used to I might they want me to say I'm a granny ruining sheba doggo Kim is dead.  His sister probably hadn't killed off. Dr. Fine. He did his job. He gets paid. It makes sense. He is Is this true? That's all it says. It just says is this true He's dead. Definitely. Yes, it's true in welsh voice. Why are we here just to suffer? Oh, is it just to suffer is it? Why are we here? Oh, why'd you do that for? They butcher the English language and they take pride in it.  Oh, just just oh, but they say but all the time.   First off. That's a slur, but second off. Yeah never ran to the computer Go and buy myself a birds of prey ticket It's a canine slur Hey, man, the truth is the truth. What?   Yeah through a sewage system.   Yep. That's a long one for sure We saw a tweet, uh yesterday, I believe or today that Roundtable was shocked in awe that his script had reached 2000 words. He was he was like, oh my god 2000 that's like my intro currently Yeah, that's probably five percent of my intro from the tfa videos, but hey everybody's different Rags I didn't a thousand words. Wow. I know it's honestly like whoa just chill Uh rags, I didn't know you're into incest lol Sometimes you don't choose the granny life the granny life chooses you Yeah So apparently a superman game by the arkham dev was rejected Really? um Oh, yeah, it says rocks. I got a thing here rock steady once make super Warner brothers reportedly says no Well You can't make a game now that we ruin the character Is this a joke?  I feel like he'd dominate Yeah No, I said fairly check it again. Check it again Gonna get your research right man. Oh god.  This is a fairly small Anyway, we're gonna do it. Jesus the main reason fast cook so fast and last so Is that there isn't much density to it I wouldn't want to eat a double helping of nugget in that time frame, but I could easily I can absolutely believe that Bob of the great rotundanus could absolutely just like inhale that meal From platyp rotundil on or something like that Y'all should invite movibob on efap just saying Do you really think we wouldn't immediately have him on? Like do you think they'd be even a chance to heart beat? I would love to pick his much superior brain. He's he thinks we're horrible horrible people. So Which is funny because his horribleness would not prevent him from getting on you Uh best crossover for any film slash movie franchises Uh I guess would the mcu probably be it like so it's pretty pretty incredible with all those characters Lord of the Rings mcu. Oh, is this like a theoretical one? Why not?  What if they did that in like a movie?  It seems so it sounds so Yeah, and yet superman predator was a Superman aliens That was quite interesting because superman had to go into space. So he went away from powers were starting to wane and wane Oh What about star trek and star wars here? It's a so confusion amongst the elderly we have picard from picard meeting ray and we're like, no, this isn't You are the greatest jedi I have ever seen ray And she's like thank you. I know Oh I am all the jedi And I am all the trek all the captains Oh, okay Um Yeah, it's kind of hard to pick a crossover because I just assume it'll be done terribly. Um, what about uh Oh Conan and game of thrones lord of the rings and game of thrones.   Yeah, I'm more I'm more humbled with that than the event horizon one Yeah All right, there you go.  What am I supposed to do with this? What am I supposed to do with this? Jay is a dwarf sexual also kick Jay Very true Rattle-fragile I decided to build an amd system. The part should be here soon Any tips for a first-time pc builder also high moops ski j bad Yeah, it sounds like you've already picked out your parts, which is a big part of it, but um Just make sure you assemble it property property simply your property properly um Don't get discouraged if it doesn't quite work just follow the instructions and Do what you need to do and enjoy your system. I don't know what you mean in the form of like advice Don't tighten screws too tightly. You know stuff like that Um don't force anything don't shove it in there so fast and rough that it breaks I just have to assume that they mean advice in terms of building the actual pc at this point So, yeah First amd always Someone chats in sonic verse the flash Hey, that's actually not bad. That's not terrible. It sounds kind of gay Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I meant that a good way So, uh, all what is your favorite mohler insult from his videos?  So you don't really process.  I just like my cabbage. It's a funny name for anything. It's a funny word cabbage That's a good one mohler. I know there's a reason we kept you around. Mm-hmm There you go. That's the vote for all three of us, I guess Well, I love bint when I do mine I do like it. Yeah, I think I've used bint at some point. I feel like I did Spike says bint all the time It's great. It makes sense. It is a great way Um, you can't you can't you're really cool. You can't cool, you know Rags you made fun of movie bob's obesity. Here's some money or mohler. Here's some money Oh, thanks. I was making uh, yeah, that's great. That fat's laugh Uh, do we need to change the song to grandma got run over by a sheba inu now? No, she got ruined by a sheba inu Christmas elves are the only elves where they belong locked up and forced to make toys for good human children.  I used to be a great warrior. No, you didn't legolas now making some toys No, you didn't legolas. You worked in it Yeah 48 hour stream telling your stories about the magic jewelry.  Hey, this is legolas.    You work so slow The other elves would laugh and legolas would look down the other elves would have laughed at that That's I'm sorry. I didn't get that. That's a little elvish humor. I threw in there. So it might have gone over your head No, I ain't got that If efap gaming resumes you must add doki doki literature club to the list play with at least four people Yes, so you can at least can you get each voice separate characters?  Yeah. All right Oh, it's really no, yeah, yeah, you're gonna No, no, no. Yeah. Yeah No, I mean, I just I'm just thinking about all my favorite games can be described as oh, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah I agree kind of like which no because I'm kind of like thinking which which one should you pick which girl should you pick? I don't at the end of the day So just go for it. Oh, that's how women are you you just don't matter through the day Yeah, I don't really imagine just pick one Wow If you do plan on playing ddlc Do not look up anything related to it. You must avoid spoilers at all cost the game is much more fun that way All right. Yeah, I don't know anything I I hear people talk about it in this weird cryptic way and it's creepy So I'm sure that I can uh, I'm curious to see what's up. Yeah, I figure it's some kind of Yuri's best whole thing is an allegory for like the drug industry or something. I don't know Yeah, don't look it. Don't look into it though Had to search stream be long donwoks. Hi rags and mall. Hello Oh, hi. Hello there The solution to super rats is super chats. Oh my god Oh, wow. Um, I see what you did there. How about an e-fap on the ewok movies?  Wicked w work. Yeah, yeah And uh, t-bo was the other one. Yeah, so wicket Wicket's parents gave him a first-hand middle name with the same letter as his surname at the front. Why wicket w work? Yeah, why? Because it's warwick davis inside No, I asked about the parents. They didn't know that when he was being born in the universe Yeah, they're just like we're gonna have a baby. It's like who is it? It's like wicket Who is it?  I'm pretty sure they're live-action Oh, then we are referring to completely different then. Yeah, then that means as an ire We're talking about a whole different animal Oh boy, I'm talking about the live-action. Oh, I wasn't I was talking about the animated one. No, I'm talking about live-action one Oh my god My goodness Um, you should start calling the debates efap masterbates I get it high rags Hello Now the stream didn't come up with my sub feed.  Uh, what in the ever-loving dawn? I don't know. I'm we're gonna have to look into that Look into look into pieces of it parts of it It's not allowed in the sub feed for some reason. It does kind of feel shadow banny, doesn't it? It does. Yeah, but youtube would never do that. No, youtube wouldn't do that Uh, reading the terminator novelization one of the section headers was misspelled to read homicide division instead of homicide This is right before the terminator arrives at the police station. Damn all right Like like they misspelled it on the wall um How do you misspell homicide to read homicide division? It's not misspelling. It's an addition. Yeah, it just sounds like I don't know Homicide division. All right. You should just be homicide But they added a division they cleverly added the word division. Maybe they wanted to get people into math Muller and no mulliful veto say that's daddy's cookie That's daddy's cookie terminates into stem Oh, yeah, I feel like they're under our terminators into stem um Yeah, that's daddy's cookie hyal rag What what's daddy's cookie? I don't really know it just that's all I'm supposed to say that Was it a secret? It could be a super sticker Oh Ben 10. Oh wait, you didn't respond to hyal rag. I'm assuming you don't want to miss that. Oh hyal There they go. That's an important one. I won't specify why it's just important Ben 10 Oh, no, no, it's nothing to do with what the hell No, no Ben 10 versus green lantern settle an old debate I don't know enough about ben 10 I feel like if he has the mental capacity of a 10 year old, I assume he's 10, right? No, he's a hundred 110 The 10 stands for the 10 powers he has flight super strength super sight super agility super healing super uh speed Super he can Grow to like certain lengths like you can extend super he can grow Super super Super's temperature. He can be like cold and hot whatever he wants.   I know bits about Yes But but uh, I think chat's gonna have to deal with that one because I don't know if the three of us could answer it Do you put a vote in for ben 10 or green lantern go?  There's the final word Yeah, a lot of people in chat are saying he's not he's not 10. He has 10 powers A lot of people are saying that's 10 powers. It's not that he's 10 I hear that ben 10 is 10. No, no, it says ben 10 is 10 powers. It's 10 powers How old is ben 10 he's uh, he's like he's like see he has 10 powers Yeah, see a 30 year old ben 10 with 10 powers is going to annihilate the green lantern. Let's be honest But doesn't the green lantern have a bunch of powers they can use he doesn't have 10 It's a catch all power though. He doesn't have 10 powers No, it's it rings The ring operates through will power. Does he have super grow? I don't think so He's got super he's got super grow is up Somebody says he is 10 he is ben 10 and he is 10 Oh, yeah, he does a lot of this hinges on whether or not he's 10 because if he's 10 that my money's on green lantern What if he's 30 with 10 powers?  Maybe I guess I mean like 10 like it depends on the extent of the powers So super grow means he's like mr. Fantastic Of the will power of the green lantern. So if it was like how jordan from the movie Ryan reynolds is then he'll probably get the disaster So we agree But if it's green how jordan for the comics, then We held jordan from the comics with gel horn Ben 10 k greatest and greatest bestest ever that was invented yesterday by dc comics then They're the bestest ever None of them could hold a candle to Catwoman from god of life Ben 40k Ben 40k Ben 10 is like he's he would be like a demon of Zine because he could transform all the time in the new shapes My my my nergal demons right next week Uh, hi guys been watching since august and currently watching new year's eve part two. May the toxic brood continue to be massive Oh god, they're catching up.  What is avengers age of ultron's biggest flaw? That would be ultron.  But even if even if even if Ultron jumped onto rags computer from the internet He would then jump into rags's hard drives and usb's whatever's currently connected And then when he gets sucked out of the internet, he wouldn't suck him out of the hard drives Would it especially if he disconnected them, which plenty of people would have at that point It says Would you really want to get sucked out of the internet?  What do you guys think of the upcoming dune remake and what is your favorite current version? Like a book feels bad man. I don't know anything about dune Not really. I saw the kyle mclacklin one 30 years ago I'm aware of it, but I haven't seen it. I've only read the book um I liked it quite a bit um, so I I can't wait to see what our Latest cinematic adaptation of old muad d will be. I'm sure it'll be fantastic.  And if not, I'll be pleasantly surprised and happy you know You know, you've achieved a lot when you went from a baby faced clean shaven boy with a Yankee cap and a face like so for making response videos into creating a first sonar Based on an outdated cringy meme rags It wasn't based on like first off. I don't look like at it all anymore. I have changed quite a bit and I think For the better. I'm quite a handsome lad not to toot my own proverbial horn but um Yeah, I uh, it wasn't based on any meme. It was just uh It's a nice isn't like good critter. I like I like dogs. I like shiba inus. I thought they were cute and Their meme ability was a part of it, but that's not why I chose it Too bad I haven't watched past efap like 30s something because you guys went off about game of thrones But it's forced me to read the books. Thanks for everything All right. Yeah I feel like If you all really want some spice for this sometimes dead just like your food stream Dead stream I think we're doing just fine It's pretty rowdy Uh, then please bring on jim aka mr. Matica mate I uh, I don't I don't think he'd be interested in coming on efap. I don't even know if he comes on podcast these days But uh Find a movie likes or maybe yeah, if he's if he's interested, you know, it could work Uh Anything yeah, I have a feeling he's not gonna care, but there's gotta be some movies. He cares about maybe who knows Question What is the fastest thing in the world? Answer rags in a chinese wet market What Though to be honest the chinese eat dogs So I'm running very quick to get away from the chinese Though his doge fissona is more dead than his discord server jk mate Well, he just said this stream was uh, these more these more life I did she was I I I think it's doing just fine I am oh in my opinion in my subjective objective opinion It's subjectitism Uh mohler in your best singing voice, please What is this grandma got run over by and I'm rags? Walking home from toneloks christmas eve you may say no such thing as objectivity, but as for me and efap we believe I'm not seeing that I was I even What even is It's just winning a christmas jingles. Where's the halloween jingles, huh? Yeah, where are those jingles?  Oh wait.  Chicken egg waffle flavored pancakes. That's what they said. Yeah No, I kind of want my waffles just waffle flavored then I could put on them. Whatever I want I don't need to mess with uh with with the classics, you know Very true No, no, they misspelled homoside as homo side. Oh Sorry, I must have uh missed that when I was reading it.   I know I now have a 21 hour stream on my twitch Well Cut it up into the most entertaining bits each of the Times you may have woken up during the night and done something fun, you know But you could put that in stream highlights. I don't know it's not all going to waste We do chief So I just realized at least I think That I can't get to the streamlabs ones again. I was able to collect them off stream ready for Reading a backlog or something and it locked me out again I think it might have something to do with where I'm signed in on streamlabs obs Which I can't change until I'm offline But hopefully if I do change it to the correct sign in because it's on like a google account instead of the youtube one Uh, it should stop Tissoming which it has been doing for the past couple of streams and uh While there's mr. Worldwide, he doesn't even know where he's logged into his accounts from he just all over the place So true So what I'm gonna do is collect them Put them into the uh backlog We got an overflow coming. We will we will we will sort out. It's all collected And uh, possibly try and sort them out on the end of the one we're doing next week. We've already planned um The next e-fap it's gonna be it's gonna be a different kind of e-fap. I don't want to bait too much in case it doesn't go to plan But uh, who knows what'll happen interesting to them as I was going to say, but I think we're probably gonna We're gonna lock up there. Um, sorry for the people who have not had this stuff answered just yet But um, I desperately need to eat some food tisms because I uh, I actually woke up and started doing e-fap it wasn't um Wasn't necessarily the smartest decision I fell asleep three times at the last pipe Uh I was here Yes, uh, so like I said, we'll we'll sort them out if not at the end of the next e-fap It'll be its own thing. We'll do like a one of those mini ones Uh other than that update wise tfa part three is coming along still it's a nightmare, but it's still coming It'll get there eventually it's a it's a big tism and I believe rags is mandalorian one is coming along as well Yeah, it's being worked on It'll be big. I think both of these will be very big large videos all that Pretty titanic videos to get you through But before we even Consider going offline We'd like to like to spill. I thank you to our our brand new Guest today, mr. Heel versus baby face. Do you want to do want to talk about your channel and why these degenerates should subscribe? First of all, thank you very much. Indeed It's been a a lot of fun So I really did appreciate it Channel heel versus baby face as in the title of the video I shout at clouds that deal with pop culture and sometimes deal with gaming kind of drifted a little bit at the moment And uh, yeah, that's pretty much it I'd say that The easy way to enter into your channel is probably your batwoman Refuse because they're very familiar with batwoman. Thanks to our channel. Yeah, there's a big I've actually got a playlist of all the stuff I don't think you'll be particularly disappointed if you're interested in seeing somebody Yeah, if you're familiar with our stuff Yeah, that's pretty bad Um, but yeah, it's channels in the in the chat on the description. I suppose Thank you so much for hanging out with us for the was what are we at 10 hours? Uh, 10 hours. Yeah It was it was fun talking about joker from the two sides of the coin Obviously cinema sins being the superior one. He really managed to expose the film for its flaws While winds was desperately trying to keep up And uh, yeah, and thanks obviously to drinker and al and j for coming on when they did and uh, the memes And the very kind donations rags and I shall return next week on saturday if everything goes to plan And like I said, we'll be doing something a little bit different Just a little bit different. Could be could be really nifty. Who knows what we've been cooking up We'll be hoping it works out. It probably won't but what anyway So, uh, thank you all for watching. We will catch you next time And a good night Bye. Bye. See you later toodaloo ruin your grandma's Yes


In this week's lesson you'll be learning about the modifiable area unit problem and get hands-on experience as to how it works. Essentially it's been long recognized as a problem since the 1970s and occurs when the spatial pattern of a variable can be completely modified according to the level of aggregation of spatial units. Its use has been well documented during elections when political boundaries are deliberately manipulated to improve the electoral chances of a particular party. So to give a working example quickly, I've created points in ArcGIS. These are randomly distributed throughout the state of Pennsylvania and then aggregated them using different aggregation boundaries. First, small size grid cells were put across Pennsylvania and the data aggregated. These grid cell sizes were increased in size and then aggregation was made by county boundaries. As you can see, the spatial patterns change between each of these maps. This is so essentially the modifiable area unit problem occurs when different aggregations of counts produce different spatial patterns when boundaries are drawn in different ways.


You know and I was putting some thoughts together about Today in this whole week a number kept popping in my head RA 1884 6904 and It was interesting in the fact that why my head kept going back to that and I think it is because it's kind of a major Dividing line the end of a maybe from part one to part two in a book or something to that effect because Up until that point I had been a student You know a kid on the block I had Had the opportunity to live in a neighborhood Where most of the adult males and some even some of the one several the mothers had actually been Horses in the second world war so and Then of course my good dear friend Who I still think almost 70 years after his passing mr. Klepper and I and sir I appreciate you you mentioned the gentleman. He was in fact a little interesting fact about him when he returned from the trenches of the first world war his first job was selling buggy whips and horse tech and He went on to sell a lot of things in his lifetime and He was a humble man and he always tech time to talk to that little kid on the block and It's amazing sometimes the people that cross your lives that get you a certain point. I remember Mrs. Clark my fourth grade teacher God bless her she she gave me the love of reading and Then there was Mrs. Smith who pounded the idea that you got to use proper grammar not only in what you write, but what you speak Mr. Sam Perry a junior high school teacher introduced me to the idea and the love of history and Mr. Thomas a high school teacher He he took that further in the fact that he developed a sense of not only history But the idea of American history and the more I read and talked to people who had participated in places like Guadacanal Monday Tarawa and Normandy It gave me a really a privileged sense that man. I I've met these giants these heroes at least they were my heroes and Then that number was given to me by a sergeant on at the AFI station there in Los Angeles And it's the first my first experience where he said that by the time you get off this bus And I'm sure it wasn't as calm and collected as that That number beginning with RA should be embedded in the back of your eyeballs or something to that effect And so that began a journey that lasted almost 20 years on April 4th 1967 I credit How I got to 11 September 1970 Not so much to my doing but those drill sergeants. I had a basic training AIT the instructors I had for so many months in special forces training and Then the opportunity to be part of the 7th special forces group for a while where we trained and trained and trained I thought my god, that's all we do is train And then I went to Thailand and not only did we train but then we became instructors for the Thai Army and later I worked at the Thai National Police Force where we developed a basic medical training course for the Thai police The Tommels as they called them And all that gave me the skills and the knowledge and the purpose of why I was there and You get a sense of accomplishment when you when you can walk away from an assignment and know that that school was done and There were young ties that are going to go out there and they're going to act as medics And they're going to help because Thailand at the time in the north and the south was just being ravaged by Well in the north supposedly communists and they called them that in the south but to be honest with you I think we find they were really just pirates because they would been doing that for five or six hundred years But the 46th company trained them and trained them well in the Thai police force And it just wasn't me, but it's all the people that have been involved in training Not only the individuals But the units and the people that provide the equipment and the materials on a continuous basis and Then the idea I've always considered a very great privilege just to be a member of the United States Army and to be even Part of special forces is a privilege that if I had walked away with at the end of my three or four years with a National offense ribbon and a good conduct medal. I would have been the proudest young man That could be and I've always felt that I've been Way over recognized for just doing what I think that I owed to my fellows in my unit And then you come back to that mission those four days It's not just me, but my fellows in B company but those Air Force crews and those Marine Corps crews that were Returning they were going back to their unit re-arming Refueling getting out to do their business and take a sandwich and cup of coffee and get back in there and and Fly those crates that were so full of holes that I'm surprised the aerodynamics alone would have kept them on the ground and Then when I left Vietnam, and I continue to serve Run into veterans of the Vietnam War most of us were My good friend who is sitting out here Don Williams who served Two tours Charlie model gunships in a Cobra pilot And you you get to serve with these men and you serve and you get that idea of service and the idea of continuing to be things that Make Not the whole country or the state you live in or the base you live on because you can't fix it as an individual But you can go out and take all that stuff that the army has taught you All that stuff by just good association with good decent people and You can help fix your neighborhood and Your little local community and when you do that You make the city a little better the state a little better in the country a little better And when I look out here with all these uniforms and all these old I Guess we're I guess the word old and veteran could be applied. I guess the most of us or many of us here And it does my heart good to see so many of you young people and I know a fence sir, but you are unfortunately Even the the secretaries and those people sitting here with four stars on their shoulder are somewhat youngsters so But the thing is that this this institution here and And the in the locations we have around the world they function and they function well and It is a legacy that I'm proud of in the fact that we the Vietnam veteran had a hand in and I am so grateful that all of you sitting here today Continue to carry on that legacy That we have a piece of paper called the Constitution of the United States And I when I go out and I talk to children I Talk in reference to the fact that you have a Constitution. That's 230 years old It's a piece of paper in it and a piece of paper can be shredded or burnt But because of the people that are sitting here in this room now and those of us who served earlier That piece of paper is It's going to be here for me and my grandchildren and Hopefully my great great great grandchildren And it all goes back to one thing the courage of a bunch of people men and women Who regardless of the consequences are? What they face are going to do it because they know there is a better better world out there as long as they keep on going down the road and I would like to thank all of you active duty members for all the things that you do for this country today, and I know that You deserve every credit and every accolade that you come about So with that I Think I have Tossed it my time here at this podium and again, sir Secretaries and it's our major I With that we'll say thank you and have a good day


So this is going to be a quick Tech talk video talking with myself here because I got no one else to talk to so I'll talk to you guys And this is in regards to Linux and RAM usage when I first switched to Linux. I noticed and I was told and that Linux uses a lot more RAM or at least it seems like it uses a lot more RAM than maybe some other operating systems Now obviously Linux's Can be clicks can run on very very light hardware routers wall plugs outlets that sort of stuff But when you look at your desktop usage, you might realize that the RAM Seems to be used a whole lot You know and you only have some a few processes running and this came up as a conversation in my IRC channel recently Where someone's asking that they have my SQL running and that it's using 500 megabytes of RAM when it's just sitting there idle and So I check my system because I don't really you know pay much attention that sort of stuff My system's running good my system's running good. I know something my system. It's using up 800 megabytes of RAM And I told the user, you know That it will adjust it. It seems like it's using a lot. It's really not using that much and As an example, I went on to a Raspberry Pi. I have it's an older model Raspberry Pi That only has 256 megabytes of RAM So now if on his system, it was using I think four to five hundred megabytes mine was using 800 megabytes Well, this computer only has 250 megabytes of RAM. So how is my My SQL are going to be running on that on a Raspberry Pi like that Of course, I install on the Raspberry Pi and it shows that it's only using 30 megabytes of RAM Which it may not even really be using that. So what is going on here? Well Linux for performance reasons caches it uses RAM as a disk cache and So it will use up space that it's not really using. There's a good write-up on this on a website called I think it's called Linux eight my Ram calm I'll put a link to that in the description of the video check that out And also if you just Google why does Linux use so much RAM you'll find out more articles talking about this You can use the free command to see exactly how much is being used so you can type in free dash M free space dash M in your shell and it'll show how much freedom you have But you'll also have a line that says Buffer I believe or something along those lines and it'll show how much RAM is actually being used because it's actually caching some RAM It's not It's using RAM. That's not being used. This is not a bad thing. It doesn't Effect your programs in a negative way. It's only using RAM that isn't being used by anything else at that time So it's not something you need to worry about in fact It's a good thing you don't need to to disable it There is no way to disable it and as they state on the website Linux eight my RAM The only downside to it is that it confuses people who are new to Linux because they they may not realize what's going on and I mean for me like I said, I don't really pay too much attention to how much RAM Processor taking up because if you look at your RAM bar It's almost always max out because Linux is trying to use that RAM as efficiently as it can and which means using all of it at all times Or at least it tries to so Check out look didn't look more into that again Linux eight my RAM comm I'm pretty sure as a site again I'll put a link in the description of the video and then you can find other Documentation about out there, but I just want to take a moment and talk about that Because it's it's it's like again. I said it's a good thing that it's using the RAM even RAM that is not near that time It's preparing it for use so that it speeds things up rather than it just sitting there not being used Why would you want to not be using all of your RAM whenever possible? So? That's it for this little tech talk. I hope that you enjoyed this again very simple If you have any questions ask in the comments below I'll do my best to answer them as always if you like my videos Think about becoming a supporter over at patreon.com forward slash mil X one thousand And again, it's even as little as a dollar a month is very appreciated very helpful If you can't support me financially you can definitely help support me by Liking sharing comment commenting and subscribing to my channel I do thank you for watching and as always I hope that you have a great day


A high performance gas sensor with excellent sensing response at room temperature is presented based on zinc oxide slash reduced graphing oxide, Xeno slash RGO composites, which are successfully fabricated by a facile hydrothermal method. The Xeno slash RGO sensor with 1.5 milliliters of the RGO exhibits highest sensing response in a wide range from 5 ppb to 10 ppm and O2 concentration, and its response arrives at 13.46 when exposed to 2 ppm and O2 at room temperature. Furthermore, Xeno slash RGO sensors show short response time, 2 ppm, 26s, and recovery time, 2 ppm, 164 s at room temperature. The proposed Xeno slash RGO sensors present high sensitivity, excellent reproducibility, and stability. DFT calculations show that the increased electrical conductivity under exposure of an O2 gas are attributed to the numerous reactive sites and carrier mobility of RGO, demonstrating the huge potential for applications in industrial and environmental monitoring. This article was authored by Ziwei Chen, Hao Jiguo, Fuxing Zhang, and others.


Nigeria's inflation surged to 25.80% in the month of August 2023, 1.72% higher than the 24.08% recorded in the previous month. This is according to the recently released Consumer Price Index report for August 2023 by the National Bureau of Statistics. The significant increase reflects the impact of the removal of petrol subsidies and the devaluation of the official exchange rate on consumer prices. Both amount inflation rose to 3.18% in the review month from 2.89% recorded in the prior month. Also, the debt management office says Nigeria's total public debt increased to 87.38 trillion nair for the second quarter from 49.85 trillion nair in the fourth quarter. This reflected 75% growth compared to the fourth quarter and 103.92% growth compared to the second quarter of last year. Debt stocks stood at 49.85 trillion nair and 42.85 trillion nair respectively. And while investment income has grown the pension fund's asset within the year, the number of retirement savings account RSA holders grew marginally, will keep our eyes on the nation's economy on the show today. Welcome to Business Insight and Plus TV Africa. I am Justin Al-Kadouni. Welcome back here is a roundup of some major headlines in business world. We'll start off with new developments in the nation's economy, whether Nigeria's but see Russell taking a knock despite bullish market sentiments. While Nigeria's domestic bulls celebrate high capitalization levels, foreign investors have continued to decry their inability to liquidate and repatriate their incomes from the assets held in the country. These concerns were echoed in the latest Fitsa Russell watchlist status report. Ma Fitsa Russell announced on September the 8th that Nigeria's Fitsa equity country classification status would be downgraded from frontier to unclassified market status effective from market opening to date. The report suggests that the Nigerian index constituents have been depleted from several Fitsa Russell equity. Despite being dominated by local participants, the downgrade affected domestic market performance on the fourth straight in day of the week as well as all but one local index registered notably sell pressures while yet today it returns stumbled from 32.96% on Friday last week to 31.31% on Monday. We'll move on now to NNPC's announcements. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company Limited has announced new management appointments to reposition the company's operations. Mrs. Orisha Mayua Eson will serve as Executive Vice President of OpStream NNPC Limited while Mr. Olaliko Gulleya is the new Executive Vice President of Gaspar and New Energy. NNPC Limited and Mr. Aditha Boshego the Executive Vice President of Downstream NNPC Limited. According to the Chief Corporate Communications Officer of the NNPCL, Garbar Din Mohamed, these align with the company's commitment and drive for organizational renewal. It is uncalled on its business imperatives, standards of excellence, people development and strengthening the competencies and capabilities through broad-based leadership exposure. We'll move on next to Oil Martyrs looking at oil prices worldwide that is. In analyzing the dynamics of the global crude markets today, using data from oil price, it has been observed that brand crude remains steadfast at $94.30 per barrel. During the preceding weekend, brand experienced fluctuations within the range of $93 to $94 per barrel illustrating a subtle market shift. Concurrently, the West Texas Intermediate maintained a strong position above $90 per barrel registering $91.28 early on Monday morning on the scoring stability in the market. The recent surge in crude oil prices can be attributed to mountain consent regarding the potential deficit in oil supply. And finally, in business, round of looking at debts, management and Lagos state being the highest, the Nigerian Bureau of Statistics has confirmed that Nigeria's public debt grew at a rate of 75.27% on a quarter-and-quarter basis. However, on a state-by-state level, Gigao state recorded the lowest domestic debt with $43.13 billion, followed by Kebi state with $60.94 billion. Lagos state recorded the highest external debt with $1.26 billion, followed by Kudu now at $56.569.38 million. Browno state had the least external debt with $18.75 million, followed by Taraba, which is $21.92 million. And that's business roundup. I'll take a quick break and return with more discussion. Stay with me.


Game got postponed yesterday. Now it's time for a doubleheader today against the Pirates. Go Brewers go Let's take the sweep in this doubleheader. Go Brewers!


So I won't keep you too much longer. I just want to say a few closing remarks and thank yous from me from the day. So firstly, thank you all for attending and sticking with us. All of our volunteers did a great job. All of our speakers, the talks were really, really high level today. So well done to the speakers. Thank you to the partners and exhibitors. We have them all again here. So I think the engagement on the experience zone was excellent. And I got great feedback from the partners. So thank you for all who went over and took the time to discuss opportunities to collaborate and to work together with all these great companies. And thank you for engaging with the community here in Ireland. So another year, and it's been interesting to see how the predictive analytics and AI conversations have moved on again. At the first predict conference four years ago, the notion of needing to become a data-driven organization was still quite new and not universally understood. The need for it to happen now is just a given. And testament to the people here are all on the same wavelength there. Today our speakers were digging into the detail about how creating new business models and how to make it happen, rather than if we should be focusing on this at all. For example, Accenture's Paul Pirotti emphasized the importance of having a well-planned data strategy or face the consequences. And the options he outlined were stark. So the data strategy is the only show in town.  So choose your poison there. Other speakers gave lots of insights into successfully navigating the transition. Kritika from Davy said that every role in an organization should have a data element to it. And Kline Muni from the Irish Times explained why it was important to share out the insights in a structured and accessible format as possible and so that employees in the organization can engage with that result of your work. Susan McKeever told organizations that they need to know themselves, know thyself, she said, in terms of the data and how it's important to them and the domain expertise they're going to need to make sense of it. So honestly evaluate where you're at in your data journey, the data quality, the skill sets and the collaboration you need to get there. Michael Phelan warned of the pitfalls and risks of creating data sewers rather than data lakes and Louisa Bryan reminded us how much work is still to be done. 54% of data inside organizations is still dark and we don't know what value it holds. Barry Heavey summed up the challenges of execution. He talked to organizations playing all the right notes but not necessarily in the right order. And as ever there were fascinating discussions about AI but Maeve Corcoran of Accenture left us in no doubt of how significant the human machine interface has become. Accenture has never seen a technology drive so much change so quickly across work, home life and society as a whole. We hope that our conference today has helped you prepare for that change. Thank you. So before we go, I'd just like to say announce that Predict will return in 2019 on the 1st of October. And finally, my sincere thanks to the RDS, Avtech, the whole CREM global team who worked tirelessly but special thanks have to go to Robert and Zoran on all the design and creativity around the imagery you saw today. And of course, Shira Martin, where is she? Come on up here. Who's organized and worked tirelessly to run the Predict conference.


I was the general chair of Azure Crypt last year, so I'm assuming that I was asked to do this as punishment for not warning the organizers how much work it is. But I do want to thank the organizers. They've done a great job, and I think we're all having an excellent time. So the excellent time is, I'm sure, going to continue during this short but very sweet rump session. To the rump session speakers, I hope you remember more or less which order you're speaking, which is Xavier Forrest, Miranda, Chitty and Soup, Song, and so on. I can't quite remember the order myself. Anyway, while the speakers are speaking, if you're the next speaker, if you can go up and get your microphone on so that we can keep the slides going around. I've got the slide thing which I'll hand on to the speaker. I've got the clicker, so I'll hand them to the speaker and then bring them back. Two, two, two, testing. Two, two, two, two, one, two. Do you realize that it's roadies for bands? They can't count past two. It's always one, two, two. What comes next? Two. You happy? That's right. Computer science is a good joke. Computer science roadies count zero, one. So it doesn't test the microphone. Two, two. All right. You guys happy? I can talk louder if necessary. All right, so there's breaking news. I don't know if any of you realize this, but I've recently learned of a very surprising announcement. Some of you may well be aware that recently Peter Shaw announced a quantum algorithm that might potentially kill lattice cryptography. Oded Regev quickly came to the rescue and informed this that I can't read this, but that there's some security issue and there's nothing to worry about. But just moments ago I saw on Twitter a tweet which you can't read, but that Peter Shaw has announced that he's fixed the problem in his preprint, and I'm going to keep you informed with updates on this important situation as the rump session continues. But next we have Xavier Boyan. All right. Sorry? Okay. I brought the clock. So I am going to talk to you about human. Human is a state-of-the-art Republican encryption, and this is actually just a hook, although it might well be. So as we know, we all like to do centers in cryptography where Alice and Bob will engage into a protocol. The protocol here doesn't matter, but they engage in a protocol, and magically they perform operations and things happen, right? Well, in reality, it's a little bit different. Alice uses a device, Bob uses a device, and the device is going to happen every half, right? Well, actually not quite, because in reality it's more like this, because the device comes with nice, you know, ugly eyes, and the evil eye of so on, as we all know since 2013, and who knows even what Alice and Bob may even have to say about the protocol anymore. So the question in that, what do we do about that? Well... Yes? Should I rewind? Yeah, yeah, you have more time, this one doesn't seem to work very well. Alright. So just use this one, it's also pretty nice. Okay, you made... Testing. Testing. Alright. No, that doesn't work, does it? Can you hear me? Alright, so we are trying to... So is that a yes or a no? No. No. I'll try to shout, alright? Hello? Okay, that sounds better. Okay, so we like to do cryptography, and... Okay, maybe like this? If I stick it to my mod. Okay, so we like to do cryptography in idealized models, Alice and Bob do things, right? In reality they actually use devices to engage in the protocol, and actually we know that the devices actually cannot really be trusted anymore, because they don't really belong to you, they don't do all and exactly what you instruct them to do. So that is the sad reality of computing these days. So what can we do about that? One possibility is to try to do cryptography without the devices, and that sounds a bit difficult, but I am trying, I will be suggesting one way to perhaps attack this problem. So what I'm proposing is a strong public key encryption system, because it sounds strong, so it is actually secure, it will be secure under some assumptions at the level that we will be needed for cryptography, that is entirely decipherable by a human. Now of course, don't expect miracles, the bandwidth is going to be very slow, and we will need to remember an 80-bit at least key in order to achieve any kind of usable security, because we're talking about public key cryptography, right? Okay, so how does it work? There are a bunch of little programs that we can run, and the ciphertext will be shown to the user as something like that. I'm going to skip about key generation and encryption, but the encryption, the ciphertext looks like something like that. And so the secret key, I assume that the secret key is here, we have essentially, this is the calendar, but we have days over here, we have months over here, so my secret key is July 4th and December 25th, plus January 1st, we always add that, but how do I equipped? I find July 4th over here, I find December 25th over here, and I have January 1st, I add all the angles together, and what do I have? So I have a little to the left, I have a big one to the right, and I have something half like a square, sorry, right angle to the left. When you add them together, it's about zero. The message would be zero if you get a given angle, and one if you get a given angle. We can also do better, we can do structs, where now we can encrypt mode 12 or maybe even mode 24, I can might put July 4th, July 4th guy, December 25th is guy, and first is that guy, we'll add the times together, the microphone in my hand is a little difficult. All right, let's try. All right, so we start at 9 o'clock, January 1st. Thank you, Stephen. All right, we start here, we add July 4th, which is about 10.30, now 1.5, over here, which is about 4.5, so I add 4.5, and 1, 2, 3, 8 midnight, so midnight, or noon, whatever, would mean the letter A, like the table, but displayed as part of the visualization, the map, and apologised all your plug-ins that are in the room, so the X and Z make it, and just drop it. Doesn't bother, right? So, we'll have to use that, we can use pin numbers, four-digit pin numbers, so my computer, but I'm not too sure, so if the key is 1, 2, 3, 4, but here, so 1,230, 1, 2, 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, it's the digital wedge over here, I will add that to that, and I get, again, in this case, okay, so is this for real? Yes, it is, practical, and if you want 18, 30, 5 random engines for this, I'm not going to put it in this example, but paper, or we can use 17s, whatever, and it's lattice-based, oh, I have to bad-use it today, and it's a reduction from an assumption that halfway between CIS and LWE is a bit different than CIS or LWE because we are working with very, very low entropy and secret, much lower than the system normally do, so we have to add more noise to compensate for that, but there are no non-attacks other than generic, and what you get, humans, we already use that for humans, universally we use a remote encryption, authentication, right, and so, give la révolution, cryptography for the people, strong, public key, one good password to remember, your device does not learn your secret, no dex of card, no capture as no gimmick, and the security is based on the LWE-like assumption, CIS-like assumption, and the best non-attack is meet in the middle, generic attack, and I also have certain strategies hot in the moment, twice as high as in the old days. Thanks, Xavier. Is Amir here? You're Amir. So I announced that Peter Shaw has fixed his paper. You'll be happy to know that Oded Ragev has very quickly... No, no, I can't do far. I do this. Oded Ragev has quickly come to the fore. I don't know if you can read what he says. I don't quite understand it, double TTF. I said it's wrong, it's still wrong. So I'll have more to follow on this in the near future. Gave me the microphone. Still not. Yeah, it's working, I believe. Okay. Probably you don't see much here. Yeah, it's about... You see now? Okay. A couple of you probably know that the skinny Cypher is out since crypto 2016 this year, and actually we are pretty a large team from Germany, Denmark, France, Japan, and also Singapore. And the specification of the work, the results updates will be all available in the Google website of the skinny. And actually what I'm trying to motivate here and say here is about the crypto analysis of a skinny. And then we are definitely appreciating the extent of analysis which can be done by the community. Some information about the skinny, very little. It has two versions, let's say two main versions, 64-bit and 128-bit. And then we have three different versions of the block size which is tweakable with the size of, let's say, 64-bit or 128-bit or 256 for the 64-bit version and then also so on for the other version. For example here, skinny 64 with 128 has 36 rounds and skinny 128 with a tweak of 120 has 40 rounds, which is here. The attack that we have performed till now reached 18 rounds by the designer. I mean the team could reach up to 18 rounds to perform successful attacks. And then this is actually the point that we are trying to motivate the extent of analysis based on the skinny by announcing a competition on very reduced version of a skinny. Some examples are some categories that we have defined. We have defined five categories. The first we have if you could reach 26 rounds of a skinny 64, 128 or 30 rounds of the other version. I mean I hope that you see here 30 rounds for this version which has 40 rounds in general and an original one and then 26 for the other version which has 36 rounds. Or the other category if you reach 28 rounds and 24 rounds on this side. For each of them we have defined some bonds for the number of rounds, the radio strong version. And then if you could actually get to the first category you get five presents from each country. Of course we will decide what you get. But you will get one present up. It's much better. One present from Germany, one from Denmark, one from Japan, France and on Singapore. And for each of the other categories that you reach we reduce one of the presents. Of course you can decide from which countries you want to have the present. Good. Some rules. The designer team will decide about the best attacks submitted after the deadline. But main criteria is actually the final complexity, computation, data complexity, memory complexity and application to the skinny variations or variants and also novelty and then the model of the attack and so on. We try to somehow consider any type of the attacks but of course it's not possible. For instance we are not as sure about whether we are going to consider big click attacks as an accelerated brute force or not. But we should decide about this later if the attack is very sophisticated and the result is very good why not. But if it's going to reduce the complexity half a bit or a bit less than a half a bit we are not actually currently sure that we can see the big click attacks. We for sure consider single key and related key attacks. Related software attacks will not be quantified and also it should be known that tweak is also allowed for up to 64 bit for a skinny 64 128 for example. But in this case the security is bonded to 2 to the K where the key is the key size. Of course the attacks from the skinny document which we have already published in the website can't have already existing attacks and of course it cannot be qualified and if some attacks are similar of course the first one which is stopping it has the priority. Of course the government agencies can also participate in the competition. Of course the designers of those two popular Lloyd with block suffers are actually pushed somehow. They have also allowed to participate in the competition and the last slide is that we already have it started. This is the second announcement of this competition. We have already four papers in e-print about the skinny since Crypto this year and then it seems that the maximum number of rounds that it could be reached up to now is 22 rounds. We are actually happy about this because it's better than what we have already considered and the deadline for the submission is 1st of March 2017 which allows us actually to have the final results and announcement in the next FSE. The attacks should be submitted to this email address. Of course this email address is available to each of the skinny software as well and we should be considered that it is of missions with which countries you want to get the gift. Of course your attack qualifies one of these categories. Okay that was all. Thank you. Thank you. Thanks Amir. I'm very pleased with this. This is a name I can pronounce. The next talk is by Chichunook Cheng... Damn! Chichunook Cheng Setty himself. Here's your thing. Is it working? No. I can't hold it. Is it working? I'm kind of shy being in front of a lot of people also. I prefer standing here. Is it okay? Okay. I would say my name again. My name is Chichunook Cheng Setty himself. And quite close. Well thank you for your attempt. And this is Joy's work with Dan Bernstein and Chan Yalang Ge. First I would like to show you a timeline of the speed of scalar multiplication and in this case I focus on single scalar multiplication. That's in for example in key exchange. And blue dots here show scalar multiplication using double base chain and black dots is for single base chain. And around 2007 and 2008 here is the speed around... Well, either single base or double base has about the same speed. But later on there is an improvement to single base scalar multiplication and scalar multiplication cost has dropped to only 1,950. And in Azure Crip 2014 there was a paper presenting optimal... near optimal control using double base chain. And in that case they didn't consider pre-computation. So the set here is for pre-computation and the cost of using double base is not that good. But I have a new result which speeding up scalar multiplication using double base chain. And I also have a new result for single base as well by using different set of pre-computation. And I obtained this result by using new tripling formulas and also DAG or directed cyclic graph search for optimal chain. So the method is as follows. We propose a new... with our faster point tripling formulas and these formulas are for twisted adverse curve. And we reduce one squaring. So from previous cost using nine field multiplication and for field squaring we reduce to only nine field multiplication and three field squaring. And for information about these formulas you can find it on the website Exquisite Formula Database. And we also improve the way of how to find the chain for representing scalar. And instead of using three we use a graph specifically we use directed cyclic graph and we also speed up by working instead of working with a full size scalar where we work with residual classes. And at each step. So in previous algorithm they just factor out all two and three and so they're trying to really reduce the number of addition but in our algorithm we do the opposite. We always perform addition. But I will tell you later why by doing so at the end we can improve the overall performance of scalar multiplication. So I would like to show you this picture because it's kind of cool. So instead of using three we use graph and we actually use three dimensional graph and here is example of graph for finding a chain for representing number 17. And now I would like to say about extra addition. Why algorithm does not always completely factor out two and three. Is it really useful to consider addition every single step? Of course the answer is yes. For example the number 28. If we always factor out two and three then first we would factor out four and then we will left with seven and the chain would be two times three plus one. And in this case I showed cost here and the total cost for factor out completely factor out would be 44.6 But if we consider extra addition at the beginning the cost is only 43.4 And you may wonder because the extra addition at each step is it really useful for the computation of generating the chain. Even though the evaluation is better but for generating the chain is it really better? And we answer this by using residue classes. Like I said previously instead of computing on the full scale we compute on residue classes. For example in this case we want to find a chain for 1357 which is 11 bits. But we don't work with that 11 bits. We do, we modulo two square times three square. So the number that we work with is 25 which is only five bits. And you can imagine if we have 56 bit integer we modulo something and we work on smaller, much smaller number. And here is graph for 25 and to compute the whole full number we just repeatedly compute the subgraph. For example in this case we compute first subgraph and move to next subgraph and so on until we really find the whole chain to represent that number. And I would like to show you the result. And the result that I show here I separate into the case of precomputation using precomputation and no precomputation. And comparison also between using double base chain and single base chain. And this is the result for single scalar multiplication. And I highlighted in Boo is our new result. And I also would like to say that our algorithm can extend to computation of double scalar multiplication. For example, computation in signature verification. And in this table we compare to previous result of using tree and also using single base of sliding window. And our other is our new result videos rectangular base directed at big graph. And as you can see we really reduce the cost of scalar multiplication a lot. So thank you very much. Song, song here. Okay, so I've also just learned there is a further update in the ongoing battle between giants. And Peter Shaw has in fact just updated his archive paper. The title has now changed to a total break of Regev's learning with errors. And the abstract is a bit strange. He's accusing Ode Regev of being so smart he never makes any errors. And if you do learning with errors and you don't make any errors then it's not secure. So we can only hope that Peter Shaw's mental health will improve very soon. Okay. So now Yongsoo Song is going to tell us about Lizards. Okay. Hi everyone, good evening. My name is Yongsoo Song and I'm from Korea. South Korea. Yeah, please don't be confused with North Korea. We don't have nuclear weapon and we don't urge you. Can you hear me? Everyone can hear me? Okay. And everyone can see me? Right. Yeah. This talk is about post-contum practical PKE. And it's a brief summarization of invited talk that was done by program chair Jong Itzong. That was done in post-contum Asia forum in South Korea. And I believe that all of you have seen these kinds of slides hundreds of times so I skipped the definition of running the errors problem, but I just want to point out that Reddit's cryptography is a very strong candidate of post-contum cryptography because of its powerful security. We have something called the worst-case-to-average-case reductions and yeah, its speed is very fast, but the problem is its size. Okay. So the first construction was done by Regev in 2005 by combining running the errors and leftover HLMR. So the public key is just many, many, many instances of running the errors problem and we just compute the subsystem of many random subsystem of instances so we just sample binary string R. But the problem is the to use of leftover HLMR the M should be very large to achieve enough entropy for randomization so the next try was done by the organization of LW and LW again. That means based on this public information we make encryption by the same subsystem but additionally we add some error, E prime and E double prime. Then this ciphertext forms again running the error sample together with the public information so we can reduce the number of samples R a little but still we have some problem with Gaussian sampling because in this case encryption process requires discrete Gaussian sampling and it takes comparably expensive like you need a long random binary string for example or it cannot be written in very few lines of code so our approach is here so the name is Lizard because because we can cut the tail of Lizard that means after we some adding many LW instances instead of adding more error we just cut the least significant bit so for example here the modulus Q has 9 bits for example but the resulting polynomial has 7 bits for its modulus so maybe I should talk about the security of this scheme but this scheme is based on the running with rounding problem that is instead of we just remove this significant bit so one LWR sample is something like this but for a long time we didn't have any efficient reduction but recently in the paper will be published in TCC so the running with rounding problem is no easier than LW problem when the large were the number of samples or small and the second result is exactly one we need so we just publish very few number of samples so to sum up our scheme is based on both LW and LWR but thanks to the reduction we only need the running error problem and we analyze the security of the scheme following the framework of some nice post quantum cryptography research including Frodo and New Hope of our key exchange and we extended their analysis to running the rounding problem you can convert our scheme into the in the CPCA version using quantum random oracle model by modified Fujisaka Okamoto conversion ok so this is our implementation result because we are not so professional recording so this is not so optimized so this implementation result is still improving but it's already so fast super fast for example encryption just take 0.002 millisecond it means 7 microsecond for 128 bits of quantum security and for more information please report this and thank you for your attention so the next slide Takashi Koshiba I think you only have one slide ok my name is Takashi Koshiba and I'm from Saitama, Japan so this is just an announcement of the next IP idea so IPRTF 2017 the 10th conference on information security security so the conference will be held in Hong Kong just before the next Asia Crypt so the any other just before the Asia Crypt so the any result on the information security is welcome for submission also the personal result by using the information theoretic techniques are also welcome so and the the plan is around June this is just tentative but the tentative so the organizing by Kinichun and the presentation by Junji Shikata we are looking forward to your submission and joining the next IP idea is the crystal petite ok I don't have an update on Shor's algorithm I'm afraid ok so but we do have a lattice based spring school coming up in Oxford so I hope everybody here will be able to attend the schedule will be March 24 to 27 we especially targeting PhD students and early career researchers so please send us your students it's actually free for students location is amazing it's Mathematical Institute University of Oxford Andrew Wise Building and yes you might come across him we have an early registration deadline December 15 so hurry up we've booked some room in a nice college so if you want to take advantage of this you should register now and yeah that's our website thanks very much Christoph more news the plot thickens Oded Regev has now put up another blog post he has revisited Peter Shor's famous 1994 paper he's realized that this paper relies fundamentally on the QFT he's realized this is a quite false theorem and he's concluded that factoring in discrete logs are in fact okay they're still secure so that's good news so we'll get on to our wait well that's right it's all good anyway so our final talk in the room session is these two guys I will start with it so it's good news maybe that Shor's algorithm well actually no we rely on Shor's algorithm but still well yesterday we had an interesting discussion we came up with a nice result with you we're able somehow to attack a variant of LWE in a quantum model so whether this variant looks like exactly so it's LWE one point okay so this LWE variant is LWE in a medium characteristic so maybe it's not so well known well you start with your classical LWE parameters you have the dimension and importantly the prime model is p which we will call also the characteristic in this context then we get the volume q equals p to dn and medium characteristic is when these two p and q numbers are related with this nice exponential relation and so in this specific case for LWE we're able to somehow save the LDA Shor quantum LWE algorithm recently discussed and the thing is unfortunately well we also have a few more nice results about this but we needed quite more than the 10 slides limit for this ram session so not so much more but then we hope that Steven didn't cut too many things so first how do we solve this variant of LWE so we start with the rather elementary fact well known at least to the lattice community that if you take a Gaussian well you can add a point at infinity and this gives you a group low so well you get your Gaussian two points then you trace well you get a line through them it cuts the Gaussian through another point then you reflect back with the y axis and this gives you the addition so now because we have this point at infinity then the Gaussian cycles and because it cycles then well we can use a Shor's algorithm on this cycle to find the order the secret order of the cycle and basically that the intuition behind our algorithm and it will solve basically LWE in this context so we have some technical arguments too unfortunately only the last slide remains but I think that it's quite obvious what was behind so the last part of our fundamental lemma we have this nice so first we start we take the real part of this nice expression where in particular oh this pointer is not so nice I'm not sure I can jump but see so we have the secret with the estimate of the error that is taken to be 2.7 not so well a rough estimate of E and this we can bound upper bounded by this double sum over F1 not too complex and this we can also show that it's less than 2 pi r where r is the radius of the fundamental circle of the lattice so this solved the problem and actually we even get a very immediate corollary that it works for Gaussian varieties of higher genus so we have here a hyper elliptic function of gena 3 and actually we can still attack this system so now we'll let Jerome tell you about more exciting developments of these techniques so I'm sorry to bother you with the mathematical details but we are going to need a bit more computations here so we need to prove a simple but useful inequality so we give a simple proof so this is totally correct by the way so we need the first a short lemma which is at one fourth a strictly positive number so why is it true first it is positive because it is a square of course it is a square of one half and then there is a small technical lemma which is so since this is a cardinality of a field this is not zero so this is invertible so one fourth is also not zero so since it is greater than zero and not zero this is a strictly positive number we know that this proof is not constructive but it is enough for us so since one fourth is positive one fourth to the square is also positive and so on so we can sum these geometric series and the sum is one third which is therefore also a positive number which is the lemma that we needed so one third is a strictly positive number so why is this very useful lemma well actually from this we can derive the gold bar theorem so the gold bar theorem sorry but now it is a theorem is that any even integer is the sum of two primes so up to now the best result was this which is that every even number is the sum of at most six primes now we take this we divide by three this means that one third of every even number is the sum of at most one third of six primes but now this was the longest step in the whole proof but one third of six is two or more precisely factorial two and this means that the probability for an even number of being the sum of two primes is greater than one third so at least we won in one third of all cases but it is not a big problem because if we did not win we can prove so I am going to show you the proof we can remind the proof and using a forking lemma we can always suppose that we are in a case where this is true so basically this is always the case and we just prove the gold bar theorem so now why does the forking lemma work Steven no not again ok so I think there is a lot of stuff missing so we ok I am going to skip this but we just solved the TWE problem in any dimension so I can ah we do not have even the definition of TWE that is too bad so that the teaching with errors problem which is a variant of fellow BVREs that we solve so we put together all these terms that promise we will be on the crypto mailing list we send them to regiff and show so we can prove this basically the easy case is where n is an even number so then we can write it as the sum of two prime number and we just saw in the slide that we missed that the theorem is true for a prime number and we can decompose so this is true for an even number and now there is a much harder case where n is a not number and then there is a trick in probabilistic polynomial time we can't find an even number that is greater than n and then we simply embed the problem into an even case problem which is solvable and therefore the theorem is always true and we have some quite exciting conclusion I am going to give the microphone back to Pierre for the end ok so now well unfortunately because Steven removed some of the fact you only have the main result but I think that's enough for you and also well we'll see what we get next ok well great we have at least the first half of the summary so well we first started by solving a learning with air in the mid characters case and this allowed through some connection to prove the gold bars strong theorem and back to TWE this allows us to solve it in both for both even and odd primes and actually any natural number and actually we think that this is a major result for computer science and mathematics not only for this century but probably the two and three following centuries as well and the thing that nice is that actually this very very nice important reason can be summarized in a single slide using in particular notation from slide number 278 that we didn't see so well that's not important I think you can see so this next slide is ok it was cut too that's too bad but the thing that's important you need to remember that TWE as we showed implies p equal np and so we just solved this major problem and we're now quite happy thank you so thank you so this is almost the end of the rump session so I think the next task on the menu is to decide who's the winner of the best rump session so I think we should have some applause for Xavier Boyen and his visual cryptography so that was the first talk ok and then vote number two is for Amir Miranda with the skinny analysis competition for her talk on double base chains number four I do have some very serious concerns about whether animal ethics was obtained for this research cutting off the tails of lizards but I think conference announcements are really unlikely to win the competition but anyway thank you to Takashi Koshiba and to Kristoff Petit and the final talk applause if you think this was the best talk to Pierre Cartman and Jerome van Voet if you didn't think I manipulated the election but I think the rump session winners this year are Pierre and Jerome I have no prize for you but I do have one last late announcement I believe that Peter Shaw has updated a new paper on archive it's entitled bad directions in cryptography he's been revising the famous 1976 paper of Diffie and Hellman I'll read it to you I've been evaluating its predictions and the present culture it turns out that Alice and Bob are not really friends they're just on Facebook they don't actually like each other and they're mostly sending pictures of cats cryptography is not necessary at the end of the rump session there is still one prize to be awarded which is to the best organizer of the rump session