Calling all SCP Foundation staff, calling all SCP Foundation staff. This is Dr. Theron Sherman, anonymously broadcasting from Site 42. Do you read? We are checking in on the Critical Hazard Assessment team. That is the chat to make sure you guys read our signal before we start this show. If you enjoy the stream, make sure to like, share, and subscribe using your foundation-issued encrypted YouTube account. Please do not share the stream with your public-facing account. Steve. Alright, we are coming to you live in three, two, one. Hey there Foundation staff, good to see ya. I'm Sherman. This is Billeth. Introduce yourself. Hello, I'm Billeth. I'm that guy who writes those articles that people don't like. Hi. Haha! Public opinion. And today is part two of our reading every SCP 7000 entry, which Dear God Help Us have doubled since last week's stream. There were 84 when we read and we read 20 of them last week. Now there's over 150 of them. Yes, that's not what I was expecting, but I don't know why I didn't expect that because we get a lot of them. And so we've decided to pace ourselves instead of doing 12 hours every week and killing ourselves for this. We're going to do six hour streams from now on and see if we can chip away at these. Yes, yes. Hopefully we don't collapse from exhaustion from six hours a week. The 12 hour ones, I'm not so sure. I was getting on the break thing. I took the end there. I was like, ooh, I'm asleep. Well, especially after Ekronach's hour and a half long reading. Oh, yeah, that was good though. Which you did justice and it was a good article. Yeah. Though I do think that there's something to be said about, you know, tagging out as it gets to be too long. We're going to work on that teamwork thing this week for sure. Yeah, absolutely. Before we get started, just like last week, we are doing this to help out our buddy Dr. Sumerian. Dr. Sumerian's house collapsed a couple of weeks back. Yes, it did. One thing it's supposed to do is stay upright. It did not do that. So we're trying to fix that situation with some monetary donations. There are a lot of questions on if and how insurance on their home loan will or will not cover this.  So maybe they'll come through everything will be hunky-dory, but just in case we're helping out SIM to cover in case they don't, as well as other personal expenses that the insurance won't cover. Things like possibly medical, possible personal property that they don't have pictures of for the insurance people. It's a whole process. And if we can make it easier for our buddy here, then we'll have done a good job. Absolutely. Absolutely. And we're doing, we're doing good. We're just, but we're just over three grants now on the GoFundMe out of our proposed goal of 15,000. And we'll be linking that throughout the stream. And if you made it to the end of last week's stream, you will have noticed that we finished on Dr. Samarian's entry for the SCP 7000 contest because it is very, very related. Yes, quite. So that means if you want to be, if you want to take us off with, what is this? Yeah, Alcoholics Anomalous Anomalous. That's it by Jay Kilbaum. That's right. Let me move over to the screen's browser. Take it down, down, down in order of posting. And Alcoholics Anomalous by Jay Kilbaum. Let's get it looking aesthetic on our screen. It's good. I like the layout already. Let me put Billif back. Let me lock Billif. We want to shrink this screen. So it fits. It's a big wide boy. Curses. All right. Well, we'll just, we'll deal with that. I'll make this just as small as you can. We'll deal with my top bar. I believe we are. We can now see the whole screen from the top. Perfect. Item number SCP-7000. Classification level three. Confidential. Containment class. Keter. Disruption class. Echie. Risk class. Danger. Special containment procedures. Nope, not yet. Containment setup inside of OSCB-7000 as requested, as requested by SCP-7000. That is a fine wet bar you got there, my friend. Assigned site, OSCB-7000. Site 52. Site director, director Harold Leweski. Research head, Dr. Mary Schmidt, or Maury Schmidt. Assigned task force, mobile task force. I don't know that Greek letter 10. Codename, last call. Now, special containment procedures. Due to the unpredictable nature of the SCP-7000-A anomaly, SCP-7000 has a high probability of containment failure. The following containment procedures are tentative and experimental. Final containment procedures are to be established by research head pending adequate analysis and observation of SCP-7000 and SCP-7000-A. SCP-7000 is to be convinced that it is currently taking part in a year-long alcohol treatment study, along with six other non-anomalous participants. SCP-7000 has been given strict instructions to be within off-site containment block premises at all times. Footnote, otherwise known as OSCB. Unless otherwise authorized, time spent at OSCB designated research hours shall total 148 hours a week, with the remaining 6 a.m. to 2 a.m. 20-hour period designated as off-time. Off-time must be requested by SCP-7000 and authorized by research staff. During off-time, SCP-7000 is free to leave OSCB and connect with friends and family. Mobile Task Force Blank-10, codenamed Last Call, a joint Task Force operation consisting of specialists proficient in containing and apprehending green-type anomalies shall keep a three-member covert mobile surveillance team on SCP-7000 during off-time. SCP-7000 is to have monthly psychological evaluations with the research head. OSCB-7000, a former nine-unit apartment building located 5.6 km from Site-52, shall be maintained and monitored via live personnel and CCTV feed to Site-52. OSCB-7000-1 shall, at all times, aside from adequate supplies of upgraded Class A1 furnishings, food provisions and toiletries, be stocked with assorted liquors, mixers, beer and wine, as well as appropriate glassware and bar hardware. For a more comprehensive list, please consult the master list. Oh man, I'm gonna have to build my own bar now. Let's open the shopping list. Item subject to change based on availability and as requested by SCP-7000. Soft goods. One 750ml bottle each. Jameson Iris Whiskey. McAllen, 18-year Scotch. Sazara Kari Whiskey. Kettle One Vodka. Beef Eater London Dry Gin. Fortaleza Reposito Tequila. Los Siete Mysterios Mezcal. Smith & Cross Jamaican Rum. Plantation Three Star Aged Rum. Devon Calvados Apple Brandy. Remi Martin XO. Pierre Ferrand Dry Curacao. Ming River Baiju. Antiqua Formula Russo Vermouth. Lilith Blanc. Aperol Lecour. Kampari Lecour. Amaro Nonino. Luxardo Meraschino. White Creme de Calcal. Creme de Benin. Creme de Muir. Pernaud Absinth. One each. Angostura Bitters. Orange Bitters. Peixiao's Bitters. Libre & Co. Orgit. Rosewater. Twelve bottles of rotating wine selections, rosé, sparkling, and dessert. A 24-bottle case of rotating select beers. Six dozen eggs. Two kilogram bags of raw cane sugar and white granular sugar. Four kilograms each of a selection of seasonal and off-seasonal fruits, berries and herbs, including but not limited to lemons, limes, oranges, strawberries, raspberries, blackberries, mint, basil, and luxardo cherries. Four liters each of a selection of fruit juices, including but not limited to pineapple, pomegranate, guava, and ginger. Two liters of heavy cream. Two case each, 24 packs of club soda, tonic water, coke, diet coke, Sprite, ginger ale, ginger, and beer. A 25 kilogram block of directionally frozen clear ice. Hard goods. One dozen each. Highball glasses. Double old fashion glasses. Martini glasses. Beerstein. Bordeaux stem wear. Burgundy stem wear. Six copper mugs. Six tiki mugs. Two Boston shakers. Two Hawthorne strainers. One fine mesh hand held strainer. Two glass cocktail mixing glasses. Three standard issue bar spoons. One beachwood blender. One motorized juicer. One three compartment sink. One Hobart brand single rack dishwasher. Six micro fiber polishing rags. So, Bill, a quick pause. This is your bar. What's your drink of choice? Let's see. Probably, probably with rumy marnag. I'm not going to make a mixed drink out of some of this stuff. It's a little bit upscale for making a mixed drink. See, I am a Scotch neat guy. So the McAllen 18 year is a good day for me. That's a quality Scotch for sure. Although with all the rum and the assorted fruits and the curacao I could get really into my Florida man mixed drinks in that vibe. Yeah, I could see that being a thing for sure. I mean, I just, if I'm going to go for a mixed drink it's just going to be like Malibu. There it is. All right, so let's see why our friend here is so bougie. SCP 7000 shall take up permanent residents within OSCB 7000-1 Six of the remaining units in OSCB 7000 OSCB 7000-2-8 shall be occupied by 24-7 live in Mobile Task Force whatever that Greek letter is 10 personnel members in plain clothes The final unit, OSCB 7000-9 shall function as a laundry room with emergency breach equipment embedded within its walls. Mobile Task Force members are to act as neighbors and fellow participants within the mock study SCP 7000 never to be administered analgesics only local or general anesthetics. The only CNS central nervous system depressive suppressant allowed in SCP 7000 system shall be ethyl alcohol hence forward referred to as alcohol. SCP 7000 shall be in possession of a standard issue blood alcohol concentration armband monitoring system BAC AMS and is to maintain a BAC of at least 0.04 at all times with the only exception being all under the duress of a PAR post alcohol recovery i.e. a hangover. As soon as PAR begins to subside SCP 7000 is to resume alcohol consumption SCP 7000 may be on its own volition be allowed to partake in caffeine and cannabis consumption however the attempted use of any other controlled substance including but not limited to cocaine, MDMA, Silasobin, and LSD shall be interrupted and dissuaded by a present Mobile Task Force member. Should SCP 7000-A emerge this would constitute a full containment breach in such a scenario protocol relapse shall be initiated see addendum 7000-A Description SCP 7000 is the designation for a 1.8 meter tall 73 kilogram 30 year old Caucasian human male named J.D. Jack Daniel O'Kinney SCP 7000 is a semi-active emerging class 4 SCP 7000 is the name of the SCP 7000's 3.5 green type phenomenon Footnote, reality bender a term originally used by the G.O.C. later adopted by the foundation that manifests as a subconscious psychosomatic auto telekinetic protection mechanism from within an independent of SCP 7000 SCP 7000-A is effectively suppressed from assuming its active state when SCP 7000 is under or recovering from the influence of alcohol from the breakdown of alcohol by way of the ADH alcohol deohydrogenase and that enzymic pathway resulting in the formation of acetylacetylacide which is then broken down by the ALDH2 adelide dehydrogenase most notably the mitochondrial form enzymatic pathway and into subsequent acetate reference one alcohol research in health 2940 245-254 C2006 Dr. Samir Zakari Cont-counter measurements alongside concurrent blood samples collected from SCP 7000 show that higher concentrations of acetyl- acetyldehyde acetyldehyde and acetate correspond to lower fluctuation readings measured in the Hume field produced by SCP 7000-A from SCP 7000 an analysis of SCP 7000 reveals that it has rarefied ALDH2 mitochondrial DNA gene variation that is consistent with findings from recent studies such as what we know so far answering the question of what how and why green types a modern compendium of research and analysis an emergent biomorphologies 3242-56 C2017 Dr. Marie Schmidt correlating the green type phenomenon to the ontokinetic relationship with matter on the quantum level CQHT from Hume theory an ontokinetic look behind reality C2016 Dr. Jay Wentworth This has given the foundation more insight into how green types form and function Note the 3D rendering of SCP 7000's ALDH2 enzymes over here Currently SCP 7000 is unaware of SCP 7000-A and its dormant abilities SCP 7000 is extremely cooperative with SCP staff and personnel whom it believes are leaders and fellow members of the Black Alcohol Study The foundation became aware of SCP 7000 following a distress call sent by an on-site field agent from the surgery center of Long Beach Memorial Hospital, Long Beach, California on March 18, 2020 Discovery and Acquisition Incident 7000-18-3-2020 Forward At 0300 hours 13 minutes on March 18, 2020 SCP 7000 arrived at Long Beach Memorial Hospital's Emergency Trauma Unit via County EMS Transport following a severe motorcycle accident SCP 7000 at the time of arrival was fully responsive and cooperative with hospital staff despite suffering critical trauma Injuries included 12 rib fractures 8 right 4 Left 8 right 4 left A collapse of the right Long Complete fracture and displacement of the right clavicle displacement of the right arm socket 2nd degree road abrasion on 40% of back epidermis 3rd degree road abrasion on 15% of back epidermis and possible impact concussion Comments from Chip Citation Record Motorist Cesar Cortez observed suspect Jack D. O'Kinney speeding up the northbound 405 freeway merging from the carpool lane 1 to the left passing lane 2 Suspect was estimated to be traveling in an excess of 90 miles per hour 145 kilometers Suspect lost control of the vehicle Both vehicle and rider impacted the roadway Mr. Cortez claims to have observed a bright red flash of light as the suspect fell Mr. Cortez stated that he slowed his car down to offer assistance However, suspect had already picked the motor vehicle back up and was riding it off the freeway Mr. Cortez followed suspect and contacted 911 who intercepted the suspect at a nearby gas station where upon officers examination of suspect's injuries EMS was contacted for transport Upon anesthetic sedation in preparation for surgery hospital staff performing pre-op procedures reported noticing a substantial drop in ambient temperature This temperature difference followed SCP-7000 and the surgical team led by Dr. Emmanuel Muddy as they brought SCP-7000 into the surgical unit From witness testimony provided by hospital staff present at the time the first incision to address SCP-7000's protruding clavicle the lights began flickering and SCP-7000 began to move Hospital record showed that EKG and O2 readings dropped SCP-7000 then became mobile Witnesses describe a faint red glow surrounding SCP-7000 as it rose and levitated off the operating table Witnesses at the scene recall seeing SCP-7000 raise its hand and begin to suspend Dr. Muddy into the air SCP-7000 then proceeded to throw the doctor into the near wall Witnesses describe all the metal within the room began to collapse and fold under some unknown force as SCP-7000 walked through a large circular hole in the near wall that was not present before the procedure with said hole closing after SCP-7000 passed through Hospital security personnel were dispatched to intercept however were quickly overwhelmed Their tasers reportedly dissolving or liquefying in their hands and causing severe burns Agent Lincoln Short was on civilian duty as hospital security and immediately notified command High command aware of a potential green type threat immediately sent out a high priority anomaly acquisition order to all available Mobile Task Force agents in the area Mobile Task Force Something 12 Temporary Rapid Response Team Codename Sensation Services was assembled and dispatched to Long Beach Memorial Hospital within 32 minutes Mobile Task Force Random Greek Letter A-A-O Urgent by Order Mobile Task Force High Command A-A-O-77701 Distribution A-4 All available agents in the area Date March 18, 2020 Mission Overview Field agents within Long Beach Memorial Hospital have encountered an unidentified threat There is a high probability that it is a green type anomaly Mission is to secure threat target by any means necessary Mission objectives 1. Find viable ways of engaging target 2. Incapacitate and secure target 3. Return target to Site 52 for containment 4. Assist any survivors 5. Set stage for amnesicization and disinformation teams Team designation Sedation Services Tactical Operations and Command Lieutenant Stevens Jack Rendezvous 33.808 degrees north 18.187 degrees west Date March 18, 2020 Time immediately Requirements High-level operational equipment and weaponry Multi-spectral goggles Personal and standard deployable SRAs FBI SWAT uniform and patches Operational duties Operation State and local law enforcement have been told that Long Beach Memorial Hospital is currently under an active shooter emergency Law enforcement has been given orders to carry around Long Beach Memorial Hospital Assist with EVAC procedures and is to arrive at Rendezvous within 30 minutes Team is to Reconnoiter the affected building and secure the target Area of engagement is limited to Long Beach Memorial Hospital Rule of engagement is solely incapacitation and suppression of target activity Operation is to take no more than one hour No later than 0500 hours 15 minutes Team is to pull out with the target in hand and await X fill Team is to call for X fill immediately Team leader will be alpha one with alpha two as secondary Should dissolution of the stated hierarchy occur Team is to X fill A and D shall be briefed on primary witnesses Please send your ready response That's cool We don't get a lot of order sheets for the task forces I like that And I dropped my pen Mobile Task Force Dash 12 operation transcript March 18, 2020 Mission pretext All six Mobile Task Force 12 personnel Footnote Alpha one and two Beta one and two Delta one and two Arrived on the scene by 0400 hours 5 minutes Mobile Task Force leader alpha one made contact with LBPD Police Chief Wally Habish Alpha one was briefed on current situation by posing as a member of FBI SWAT response unit After brief alpha one joined the rest of the mobile task force Recording devices were switched on Informal target retrieval commenced South facing Public surveillance of Long Beach Memorial Hospital at 0400 hours 35 18 on March 18, 2020 Under nighttime infrared Note the glowing distortion in the north center corner Revealing SCP-7000's location within the NICU Notice from the foundation record Notice from the foundation records and information security administration Rise the standard formatting Material will be scrubbed for Revity and non-applicable items Data will be time stamped only when applicable Audio transcripts will appear as Speaker call sign Speech items Visual transcripts will appear as HFC Helmet camera feed call sign Action items SCP item will be referred to as Target, Signed Stephanie Willis All right, let's begin Transcript All right, Billeth We've got command We've got alpha one beta one Command delta one It's probably beta one beta two delta one delta two You want to take betas and deltas And I'll take alphas and command Sounds great And I'll take a habish when we hit the bottom as well All right So at the top begin transcript Oh 400 hours 19 minutes Sedation services Eyes hot, nods on Sir All HFSs come online Okay From what chief habish knows Target was last seen on CCTV and the NICU before footage was cut Safe to assume Target is the cause Let's go with that HFC Hcf alpha two shows alpha one produce A hospital map The NICU is located on the second floor Center back of the building We'll navigate hallways in a W formation One's on the left four Two's on the right aft Site clear all room thresholds crossed Once to the center elevator One's will go with me up the stairs Two's will ascend via elevator Once both teams are up we'll move down this hallway Down the back end to the NICU No engagement with the target Got it? Copy Command permission to proceed Granted Let's go Alpha two camera follows Alpha two and alpha one through the automated doors of the hospital entrance Beta two looks behind to see delta one and delta two In close formation Delta two's camera Follows the rest of the group looking behind the empty lobby They pass a gift shop on their right Some customers can be seen hiding behind shelving Please stay hidden and Shelter in place everyone Alpha one camera scans Pass an unattended lobby and information desk Feed passes through two doors And into a corridor Beta one camera shows alpha one and alpha two As they pass the check in area Delta two shows all the members Pause outside the elevator stairwell entrance Alpha one signals with two fingers to his eyes Then two fingers up and points three fingers to the elevator And then there again to the stairwell door The team all nod Delta two press the elevator call button Delta one camera follows beta one Alpha one up the stairwell Alpha two cam shows the elevator doors open Alpha two steps in turns around And is joined by beta two and delta two Delta two press the second floor button And the doors slide shut 0400 hours, 27 minutes Alpha two are you stuck in the lift? It's been a minute Negative TL, we feel as though we're still traveling up Advise Looks like you got a case of the nesties Nest, non euclidean spacetime Areas of time and space that have been Anomalously distorted Go ahead and get Sarah Mobile task force laying for SRAs Scranton reality anchors Got it, copy That thing must have taken the elevator, strange Beta two cam shows alpha two Removing SRA from his field pack The SRA is a large cylinder 7 centimeters across since it's 15 centimeters high With foldable tripod legs on the side It contains a single red button on top Why is that strange? Why would you take the elevator If you can just float or fly through the floor Huh, good point Delta two's cam shows alpha two Setting up the SRA at the center of the elevator Alpha two presses the activation button And all three are shaking off their feet I guess we've finally stopped at the second floor Alpha one cam shows the secondary team Emerge from the elevator 0400 hours 32 minutes About time, you're telling me Back on mission team Sir Alpha two cam shows alpha one Motion down the hallway At the end of the corridor a red incandescent light Can be seen Alpha one opens and closes his fist For target acquisition, the team all nod Delta two follows The team in formation down the hallway To where the red light is emanating All stop short at the glass NICU observation window All cams show Target is seen standing among the infant incubators It has its head down And eyes closed Streams of fluorescent red white particles Are seen coming up and out of each incubator All streams are seen converging into target's open palm And all infants are heard crying Target is in a state of undress And its clavicle can be seen slowly moving back Into position inside its body And the abrasions on its back are slowly healing What the Command, you seeing this? Roger TL Please advise, can it see you Unclear sir, how do we proceed What is our collateral risk here Contain at all costs Mitigate loss Copy command Team, four corner pincer, alpha two take forward Alpha one's cam Looks at the team and opens and closes his fist Oh 400 hours, 38 minutes Alpha one cam shows delta one and delta two Enter the far left door first They remain low to the ground and set their position At the back two corners of the NICU Alpha two cam shows beta one and beta two Enter the far right door first They remain low to the ground and set their position At the front two corners of the NICU Alpha one cam shows alpha two Moving high through the far left door Cut through the middle of the room And approach the target with weapon raised Drop to your knees Do it now Cam one, alpha cam one shows target raised its head And with its eyes still closed It turns in alpha two's direction Now, get down, get down now Alpha one's cam shows target raised its hand In the direction of alpha two A large wave of energy can be seen pulsing Through the air And knock alpha two to the floor His weapon discharges as he falls Bullet trick shea around the room Shooting out the glass walls as an immediate Red light encircles each of the incubators One bullet grazes beta two Ah, fuck All right, Sarah boys Alpha one cam each of the members in the corners Of the room deploy their SRA Upon deployment a small compression wave Can be seen overlapping in the middle of the room Where target is standing, target is seen struggling With patternless bursts of red light emanating From its body, gaps in the space time Around the target form Got him I don't know, don't they usually pass out at this point, TL Alpha one, target still has its eyes closed The green type effect is possibly subconscious Wake the target up Delta two cam shows alpha one presues A cartridge of smelling salts from their field pack Alpha one struggles to walk Through the SRA fields However, soon makes it to the target and activates the salts Within three seconds, target's eyes open The red glow surrounding it dissipates And the target collapses to the ground Feed shows delta two turn to their SRA And turn it off Beta one cam watches as alpha one walks over the target Secures it in handcuffs and picks up the body By way of a fireman carry Whoo, that was fun You okay John? I'm good boss, just a little shook Good, command ready Exfil Copy alpha one Copy alpha one, good job Always nice when no one dies When all these things, you know Even the kids seem fine Footnote, all SCP's 7000 affected Will be marked in track for possible further studies See attendance 7000-B Yeah That was a strange one, huh? No one, not one civilian seriously hurt Huh Delta one cam follows the team Back down the stairs, through the lobby And back out the entrance Multiple law enforcement personnel engage with the group Including chief Hebbish Chief, we got orders from our team At the fed to run this guy immediately up to the field office At airport plaza In fact, here's our ride now We'll be having a special envoy coming in To brief you and your teams Beta one cam watches as a two vehicle Transport convoy arrive Thank you for getting him Anyone inside hurt? Very surprisingly, no Just lucky I guess Time stamp 0400 hours 56 minutes And transcript Mission summary, target was acquired Successfully with no casualties Target now in possession of mobile task force Dash 12 was given the designation of SCP-7000 SCP-7000 awoke After 2.15 hours of travel Little was said by SCP-7000 Besides mild complaints of par The hangover Site 52 was contacted And put on standby for Arrival and intake Archive emails March 18th, 2020 From Mari Schmidt To Harold Loesky Date, March 18th, 2020 Subject Anomaly assignment, SCP-7000 Um How about I take Mari emails You take Loesky emails So You'll take first one as a start Sure, yeah Perfect To Schmidt Mari at secure.scp.foundation From Loesky Harold At secure.scp.foundation I take Mari emails To Harold Loesky Date, March 18th, 2020 Subject, Anomaly assignment, SCP-7000 Good morning, Dr. Schmidt I know this is last minute at all However, we have a potent green type on route Given your expectation and knowledge in the field The council has selected you as head on this While last minute is never the way I personally want to do things around here I do see a great worth in having you lead this project Please find attached data surrounding this subject Regards Dr. Harold Loesky Director, secure facility 52 201, level 4, office 1 Secure, Contain, Protect Attached files LBMMC-CCTV-18-03 2020 MTF I admit it was at C-12, operation video 1803, 2020 Background file, Jack Daniel O'Kinney Is that what that is? Is that she? I don't know. I saw someone in chat mention that I think Well, thank you to check it. That's what that is Sweet To Loesky Harold From Mari Schmidt Date, March 18, 2020 Subject regarding anomaly assignment SCP-7000 Good morning director. Last minute is fine Been being to dive back into that world Do we have an ETA for the subject? Cheers, Dr. Mari Schmidt PhD, researcher, secure Facility 52, extension 52042, level 3 Office 26, Secure, Contain, Protect Right, from Loesky Harold to Schmidt Mari At Secure, that SCP down foundation The subject is RE-RE-RE anomaly assignment SCP-7000 Mari, glad you're on board. Transport is about two hours out Should give you some time to get your mind around it Let me know if you need anything. Regards Director Harold Loesky, director's Secure Facility 52, etc, etc From Mari Schmidt to Loesky RE-RE-RE Anomaly Assignment Will do, cheers Dr. Mari Schmidt, onward Great From Schmidt Mari to I'll see you From Schmidt Mari to Loesky Date, March 18, 2020 Subject, SCP-7000, first interview Director Loesky Just finished scanning through all of this Info Few things really stood out One, the anomaly was only active after sedation And while being penetrated by a foreign object Two, from the extensive background of the subject It seems that it survived many quote, near-death experiences The anomaly possibly functioning As a protective mechanism Three, given that waking the subject up During the mobile task force ob negated The anomaly's effects It is possible to assume that the two Subject and anomaly function independently Which leads me to my craziest point Four, the subject uses an inhibitor To suppress the anomalous phenomena Alcohol My thoughts for first interview are to get the subject Hooked up to a blood alcohol monitoring system And see what happens to the humor around it Thoughts? Dr. Mari Schmidt To Schmidt Mari From Loesky Herald Subject, 3, SCP-7000, first interview Mari, independent functionality Between the anomalous power and the power body That's a new one And basically allergic to booze A little too outside the box, don't you think? Regarding Dr. Harold Loesky To Harold Loesky From Schmidt or Mari Schmidt Subject, re-re SCP-7000, first interview Sir, given what I saw in the video And the way that the anomaly almost resisted Four SRAs at close range We could be looking at the emerging power Of a phase four class V green type Usually at this stage We would clearly know about the subject But it stayed hidden under the radar Usually by now we'd be sending in large-scale Task forces in dealing with huge Amnestization campaigns This green type has its own Built-in containment A flaw A green type that has a flaw is one that we can exploit To not only study how they use their powers But how they develop Just humor thingy on this, okay? If the interview doesn't go as I predict We'll look at other options But if it does, I want full approval On my experimental containment procedure Attached as my needs and budget Yes, Dr. Mari Schmidt Attached files SCP-7000 proposed conprox To Schmidt Mari From Loesky Herald Subject re-SCP-7000 First interview Mari, well you did write the book on them Go ahead I expect a report within a day I'll approve after that Regards Director Harold Loesky Alright, interview logs Primary interview SCP-7000 March 18, 2020 Open interview Terran script Boop! Date, March 18, 2020 Time, oh, 800 hours 15 minutes Location, standard interview room Slash Observation Room 13 Research Head Dr. Mari Schmidt Research Assistant Dr. Morgan Eskew Security Detail Task Force C-12 Alpha-2 Forward SCP-7000 arrived at Site-52 At oh, 800 hours, 10 minutes March 18, 2020 Subject was ushered in through Back Route Hallways on Level G And into Standard Interview Room 13 Which was connected to a one-way mirror Observation Room SCP-7000 was restrained and fitted With a blood alcohol unit A conch counter was placed in the corner of the room With data being fed to the observation room SCP-7000's blood alcohol content At time of oh, 800 hours 15 minutes was 0.049% Under direction of Research Head, Mari Schmidt SCP-7000 was not interfered with Until her discretion Begin transcript So we have Abramov, Schmidt How about You take Eskew and Abramov I'll take Schmidt 7000 and Sorry, Abramov is Alpha-2 So You take Eskew and 7000 I'll take Schmidt and Abramov Sound good? Perfect Oh, 800 hours, 17 minutes So we just let him sit there That's the plan Seems a little Boring, no? In this line of work, you are lucky when things get boring Camera Eskew laughs Besides, how often do they stay boring? You got a point there Team is silent for one minute, 12 seconds Well then, I've had an early, long and painful morning Anyone want a coffee? Sure, I'll take one Abramov turns to Schmidt Her focus is solely on SCP-7000 You? Huh? No, I'm good Thanks, suit yourself Abramov leaves the OBR So, what do you think? About what?   We are seeing a significant drop in ambient Hume around subject and subject's Radiant Hume is increasing And the BAC? Diminishing Knew it, keep monitoring Oh, 900 hours, 32 minutes All I want to do is have some fun I got a feeling I'm not the only one All I want to do is have some fun Until the sun comes up Over Santa Monica Boulevard Nice 100 hours, 45 minutes Blood alcohol content 0.011% Hume level, 2 over 377% Ma'am Individual Hume just started a skyrocket 0.377% 0.377% What? That was faster than I anticipated We need alcohol fast Okay, not funny anymore people I want out Camera feed in room starts to distort And turn to static The room starts to bulge outwards SCP-7000 starts to radiate A faint light that oscillates between red and blue SCP-7000 seems unaware of this Schmidt picks up the landline and dials Harold, director Yes, no, please, no time to explain Yeah, the report will... Please, Harold, shut up for a moment You've still got the 50-year scotch I got you for your 10th Yes, that one Hush, you still keep it under your desk Schmidt waves to Abramoff to go and retrieve the liquor from the director Leweski Okay, perfect, I'm sending Abramoff to get it Give it to him Because Otherwise, we are going to have a major case of the What the fuckies Bingo Yes! SCP-7000 Okay, good, God, give him the bottle I'll get you a new one Abramoff returns with a half empty bottle of liquor And hands it to Schmidt Schmidt walks through the In through the S-I-R-O-B-R door Sorry to keep you waiting, Jack May I call you Jack Feed returns to normal SCP-7000 turns to face Schmidt Whatever you want SCP-7000 blinks Very forcefully Shit What?    No, but we can gladly go get them if you want SCP-7000 takes a drink from the bottle No, we good with this So, who are you then?  What's your name? Oh, I'm Dr. Schmidt, Mari Schmidt Nice to meet you, Mari Schmidt You can call me JD Schmidt exits the room SCP-7000 takes another drink from the bottle 1100 hours Blood alcohol content 0.21% Hume level 21 over 21 And transcript Researcher summary remarks SCP-7000-A's Hume levels gradually settled as its BA seed increased By 1300 hours, SCP-7000 was sleeping And ready for relocation to OSCB-7000 Mobile Task Force Something 10 was mobilized For the extended operation SCP-7000 seems completely unaware Of his abilities as well as his situation Possible chronic alcohol consumption Has hindered some critical thinking and awareness Experimental containment procedures Were summarily approved by Director Leweski Here we have a pretty graph of the SCP-7000 preliminary test results Blue bar being blood alcohol content Yellow being area Hume ratings And red being the SCP-7000 Hume level Isn't that pretty? Over time Interview 1 SCP-7000 date March 28, 2020 Open Interview transcript Date March 28, 2020 Time 1200 hours 15 minutes Location Psychological examination room OBR-15 Research Head Dr. Marie Schmidt Research Assistant Dr. Morgan Askew Security Detail Sergeant John Abramov Forward SCP-7000 was given one week to assimilate Into their containment unit Activities of note while in containment included But were not limited to Drinking, cooking, eating, sleeping Watching television online streaming services Writing, drawing, playing music Listing the music Of note, SCP-7000 seems particularly Unaware of how much it actively consumes During periods of high inactivity It would seem a lot of what compels SCP-7000 to drink is apathy Begin transcript 1200 hours 15 minutes Blood alcohol content 0.13% Hume level 19 over 32 What's up duck? Good day JD How are the accommodations treating you? Oh just fine It's like I never left my own place JD, per our agreement You were allowed one approved Day off per week You haven't submitted any requests Don't really have anywhere Or anyone to go see I kind of got everything I need or want in the apartment So no real need Guess I'm a bit of a loner that way Let's get into that shall we Into what? Well this is our first monthly Psychological meetup Oh alright if we gotta We gotta Where do you want to start? Let us start at the beginning That's a good place Okay then In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth And the earth was without form And void No no let's start With your parentage Yeah figured Well my coming to being was All sorts of mixed bag sort of thing Played with luck both good and bad on both sides A trend that continues to this very moment How so? I guess you could say that I'm like a Black cat with ten lives I made it this far We all have our own struggles JD Well Mine was polished in platinum I was supposedly conceived on St. Patty's Day 1989 at least That's the story my dad always liked to tell Was supposed to be a Christmas miracle A good old fashioned little Jesus Had a due date on Christmas Eve And then early on the universe Immediately conspired against me In what way?  They didn't even name me They didn't want to give a name to a soul That was not long for this world My mother was worried inconsolable Not sure He always prayed every day But sometimes I doubt it Sometimes I feel like he didn't want a weak, frail son Like the one he was given I was supposed to be a strong Jesus baby And he got a black cat But you obviously came out the other side though Did I dock Whether it was by chance Or by my dad's praying Whichever I did survive But doing that every day since Surviving Yeah After I came home my dad and my uncle went out For a celebratory night on the town In typical Boston Irish fashion Together they polished off two bottles of Jack Daniels You can kind of guess where the name comes from now It's no wonder I find work behind a bar It's a literal through line The connection is strong Mom always hated that telling of events But it's the one I go with Helps explain more of my present composure I mean seriously How more on the nose can you get Boston, Irish, Catholic boy Named after LeCour They might as well have named me Predisposition I'm sorry No, no, don't be It's funny as fuck You gotta laugh at the absurd things Otherwise you'd go insane I don't see your surviving birth as absurd Oh but Doc, it isn't at all absurd We exist Against our consent and play the cards we're dealt with When the house clearly has the upper hand 1200 hours, 30 minutes Blood alcohol content 0.1, Hume level 16 over 40 For being inebriated You seem to have a very strong way with words Where does that come from? I don't know, I used to read a lot when I was younger Wanted to be a writer Love philosophy SCP-7000, Shrugs Well it definitely makes this interview less monotonous Than it could be What, are the other guys not providing Work environment? The other, oh, you know I can't really speak of any of the other participants Doctor patient confidentiality and all Safe to say you are one of my more Interesting patients without a doubt Rad SCP-7000 forcibly blinks Was that supposed to be a wink? Just for you Let's move on to your early childhood Oh boy, let's What do you want to know? How was it? Any other stories of survival?  Well, I was always getting into trouble Accidents minor But enough for my parents to notice And put me on some hyperactivity meds And mood suppressants Really now? I always found the fastest way Of going downstairs was to tumble Somehow I was always getting caught In a tree So many others, but all the memories are a blur Getting your kid hooked on stimulants at that age Will do a number on your memory I do have a few weird memories I'm still not sure if they're dreams or not Why is that? There was a brief time when I was little I was convinced I could fly How so? Remember this day I think I missed my medication So I was just being a hyper-crazy little shit With the next door girls Or maybe 7 or 8 I was running around in my driveway a full clip Which had on a steep 30 foot decline I'm talking a sharp drop I wasn't paying attention I was just whizzing around before I knew it I had sped off the driveway About 12 feet of air between me and the pavement I started falling, but before I could hit the ground Something caught me and I I flew I veered off to the left And landed safe on the driveway Schmidt straightens up in her chair Did your friend see this? I can't remember I tried to talk to them about it But they seemed to lose that part of the day I think it was young and being off my meds Made me confuse my dreams with reality I've had a lot of flying dreams since then Any other weird memories? Any that stick out from around that same time? Well, shortly after that My parents got divorced It did a number on me I still remember the night they had the big fight I My god SCP-7000 starts to cry JD It's okay if you don't want to talk about it But if you can You said you like writing Could you write down what happened that night? SCP-7000 It's face swollen in tears Schmidt hands it a piece of paper Take your time 1200 hours 30 minutes 0.09% SCP-7000 spends the next 35 minutes Writing 1300 hours 5 minutes Blood alcohol content 0.09% Hume level 15 over 41 SCP-7000 Hand Schmidt the paper Schmidt reads over it Seems like you've internalized a lot of this pain Do you blame yourself for your parents' separation? No I blame myself for not being strong enough to stop it That wasn't your call to make though JD But it affected me nonetheless 1300 hours 8 minutes Blood alcohol content 0.08% Hume level 12 over 50 Dr. Schmidt Hume is rising That cry may have sobered up a bit faster than expected That's understandable JD I want to thank you for opening up and being a part of this study You are heard I think our time is up for today Thanks for listening to my diatribe doc You're very welcome JD Till next time SCP-7000 forcibly blinks See you next month 1200 hours 55 Minutes That's behind the last timestamp That's weird Are we going backwards in time? Blood alcohol level 0.08% Hume level 11 over 57 And transcript Research summary remarks SCP-7000 shows markings of a highly intelligent individual despite the body brain damage caused by alcohol dependency and trauma It seems to take interpersonal relationships very emphatically often blaming itself and the universe for misgivings What is interesting besides the one strong example given is the lack of typical green type evolution It is possible that the medicated state that SCP-7000 was put in during its early years helps suppress early phase 1 and phase 2 development It is however unclear how such strong disturbances in the Hume field could come from a completely unpracticed green type What is very notable from its writings is the concept of SCP-7000's shadow entity and the connection that can be made to Jungian references of the shadow Footnote In analytical psychology, the shadow also known as ego dystonic complex repressed id shadow aspect or shadow archetype is an unconscious aspect of the personality that does not correspond with the ego ideal leading the ego to resist and project the shadow and project the shadow In short, the shadow is the self's emotional blind spot As Jung had noticed individuals first recognize then merge with and ultimately assimilate the shadow leading to a full and actualized evolved self Next interview we'll attempt to see if as SCP-7000 matured so did the SCP-7000-A effect Attached file SCP-7000, March 26, 2020 What? Again, isn't this the previous one was March 28th so we've gone back in time I wonder if these are just typos on the time scale or maybe this was writing from before that that could be right Alright, this probably isn't an issue then That is you then the shadow, this is JD Yeah, it looks like generally they do continue to get later in the timeline as we go on Good, good So this is me? Yep I was maybe 7, maybe 8 All I know is that it was a warm summer's night One of those nights you get in the middle of June in the north of the eastern seaboard I remember the sky was dark and full of low-hanging clouds the kind that would reflect the distant city's glow and although there was no rain the clouds lit up with the heated flashes of angry lightning but the bolts never touched the ground as if the lightning itself too was afraid of the brewing war in the downstairs bedroom Mom and Dad were fighting again I'm not sure if it was Dad or Daddy then but I don't really know I haven't spoken to either of them for quite some time now and in the middle of my daydreaming I was awoken by Mommy's cries for answers and my father's pleas for peace The quarrelsome banter came up through the floorboards and out of the walls as muffled murmurs My only hope is that my sister in her room further down the hall and further away slept soundly innocently unaware A flash of lightning lit the area behind the curtains and a rumble moved through the house and whether or not it was them I sprang to the window and rolled back the curtains being so close to the wall amplified the indistinguishable spats of my parentage their incessant bickering merged with the sound of the wind outside and together and howled like damned lamentations The fear of the wind the fear of thunder the fear of storm of familial dissolution swam madly in my young mind I decided to do something I prayed to God and the other had if he had saved me, he could save us I prayed for him to take away the fear the fear of wind, the fear of thunder the fear of storm of dissolution I prayed for the voices to stop for them to quiet and for something With my prayer finished I looked up as a flash of light pierced the sky and I found the design had it worked, had God heard my words had I finally found providence When the sound of thunder rocked the house I saw a giant towering shadow distant, glowing city all was quiet in the house and the wind had subsided the shadow stared at me I stared back, was this God had I summoned to the hymn had I saved my family I heard my mother wail once again and my father scream, his voice shot through the shaking wall I heard a door slam, a car start the wind picked back up in the sky once again filled with sound and illumination I looked to the shadow and asked, why? the shadow stared back at me and said now that God, you cannot stop the wind the thunder or the oncoming storm I started to weep, I started to cry and as I did, so did the shadow and as it did it morphed into a vision of myself that's all I could see was my own reflection in the window I carried the shadow every day since yeah yeah sure your mic has died sure your mic has died oh my mic was dead for the whole thing drat alright, I'll go back real quick my bad sound good 426 2020 time 1215 OSCB 7000-1 Dr. Marek Schmidt, Dr. Morgan Eskew, Sergeant John Abramov in the past month besides previously established behavior trends SCP 7000 did little of note within the month, SCP 7000 only requested one period of off time to receive a haircut all other time was spent within SCP 7000 Mobile Task Force Alpha-1 Sergeant John Abramov and SCP 7000 formed a quick bond often leaving their respective units to drink sitting in foldable landing chairs sitting in lawn chairs set up in front of OSCB 7000 the pair would drink and converse for hours topics of conversation would include life experience, niche science topics and the quote study program Sergeant Abramov by order was covertly drinking non-alcoholic beverages in occasion SCP 7000 would mix a cocktail for the both of them the following interview was conducted in OSCB 7000-1 begin transcript 1200 hours 20 minutes blood alcohol content 0.23 Hume level 21 over 21 welcome to my humble abode SCP 7000 spins in a circle gesturing to the unit SCP 7000 sumbles over over their own gate SCP 7000 quickly recovers tadaa not much of trick is it JD no I guess not but you know what is a great trick I think that's a typo not much of a trick I think but moving on what's that I make a great margarita how great I make a margarita I'm gonna make you one no JD it's fine I'm working our monthly meetup remember how could I forget and I look forward to these with all my being well let's get started then first margarita SCP 7000 grabs one of the shaker tins on the counter SCP 7000 pulls a measuring jigger out of a kitchen drawer then grabs a plate of salt two items of glassware and three bottles of its display SCP 7000 pours the ingredients and begins shaking see the trick to the perfect margarita is simplicity quality ingredients and proportion two parts for episode one part sorakko and one part lime that's it SCP 7000 stops shaking and rims a glassware with salt from the plate SCP 7000 then strains the cocktails into their respective glasses and fills them with fresh ice most people want to over complicate things like adding lemon juice, orange juice, agave or blending it you name it those things still don't beat a well thought out classic here SCP 7000 hands Schmidt a glass the perfect margarita cheers cheers oh that's quite good thanks it's like I'm a professional bartender or something everything has its purpose the lime and tequila do their dance with the sorakko coming in on the back and the salt really brings out the sweetness kind of like life you know in what way you know going through salty bitter times can make sweet things stand out so that much more salt highlights the sweet Schmidt smiles speaking of life let's get back to yours where we left off was early childhood I want to fast forward to more formative years aren't all years formative in a way but I wanted about the years where you started to figure out who you wanted to be lady I still barely know that but I guess we could start in high school if that's where you want to take off go right ahead so my sister and I will shuffle around from mom to dad to dad to mom off and on sometimes with relatives sometimes with family friends we never really found our footing by middle school I was already drinking pretty proficiently my grandfather had taught me early on how to make a screwdriver why is that so that he didn't have to get up and make it himself just have me do it I'd imagine that would have a big impact on you it helped me more than anything see I never went to the same school from more than a year from sixth grade on when I first entered high school I was a loner a weirdo but I wanted to fit in so bad so I actively developed a strategy to do so I would learn how to make really good drinks that's one thing that all high schoolers want to be part of the popular crown parties ah so I would study classic cocktails learn how to balance booze for good drinks then I go to parties make amazing punches and get people to like me seems like you researched your way into the in-crowd absolutely so would you say that mixing cocktails is your way of letting people know you want to be liked by them Schmidt looks at her cocktail I guess you could say that SCP-7000 forcibly blinks with both eyes and then stares at Schmidt for 10 seconds you're staring weren't you taught that it is rude to stare oh yes oh yes I know but life is short and not in the business of denying myself a chance to take in something beautiful Schmidt blushes and looks away JD let's keep it on the track won't we you got it doc so along the same lines of what you experienced in your younger years dreamlike memories, visions of shadow things anything stand out to you no as I got older I just found myself in strange situations ones where it almost seemed like I'd blipped out of reality into I don't know how to describe it try me like okay when I first got my car in 19 it was just a jeep it was awesome but not without flaws the idle wouldn't catch some time so it stopped lights and such I would have to also keep the gas going along with the brake so it was one time instead of possibly instead of possibly have the car die on me if I stopped I blew through a yellow light the jeep was top heavy and it started a tailspin out of the road over the sidewalk and almost pummeled about 100 feet down into some apartment complex but suddenly out of nowhere one single tree no more than eight inches thick appeared and caught the front of the bumper of my car that one tree I swear wasn't there and saved my life and I've been in crazier accidents since then yes I can see from your file three car accidents and two motorcycle this one included can you tell me about another well there was that time college when I was 22 my girlfriend and I got into a fight I was drunk and stormed off got in my car and drove 20 miles to my apartment when I got there decided to go back to the dorms where she was another 20 miles when I got there her roommates told me she had gone home to cool off so I drove to her parents home 50 miles away once I got to her neighborhood decided to cool down myself I turned my car around and started the 20 mile trip home midway she texted me asking if I was okay that she hadn't heard from being too long I was worried I was sobering up at the time but it was still quite upset so what did you do I texted her back no but I mistyped it and mistyped and sent me and I me so I went to fix the mistake while barreling down at I-73 at 80 to 90 miles an hour when I looked up for my phone I was going over the center embankment the nose of my truck hit the ground launched me in the truck sideways I was rolled anywhere between four to six times over when the motion stopped I pulled myself out of the back window and out the wreck I was not injured in the least you don't say even crazier the entire thing whole truck truck mashed metal and shattered glass only thing that wasn't pulverized was the front driver's side area it was like it had a bubble around me protection seems like a running theme in your life is narrowly escaping severe or deadly situations worry that's not like even the half of it so many stories like what? time when I was 26 I was lost in the desert for two days with no food or water just a hangover on cocaine was found by search and rescue literally almost died another good example and then there was a time last year in Tijuana and then I bought Coke off a guy who turned me into the police they pat me down and everything but I missed the one pocket where the shit was and then I lost all my money my wallet, my phone, wrecked up a bill at one of the bars couldn't pay it was held at gunpoint the payment before a fire broke out and I got away this sounds like again when I was 16 my friends and I got into a parkour and I missed a four story jump and I only pinched my sciatica Schmidt is quiet for three seconds or two years when I was writing to work and I got t-boned by an SUV and the only thing damaged was my bike SCP-7000 and Schmidt are quiet for seven seconds any others? well yeah SCP-7000 looks at the far wall past Schmidt I tried killing myself twice once with an overdose of painkillers and the second time by cutting my wrist SCP-7000 turns its wrists over revealing scars I'm sorry I didn't know that wasn't in your file it wouldn't be there were private moments where I decided it just wasn't worth it to continue any further but I guess I had bad luck even with that for the overdose my roommate found me an induced vomiting took me three days to recover no matter how hard and how much I cut the blood always stopped I can't even do that right well JD, aren't you glad that you couldn't? the jury is still out on that SCP-7000 and Schmidt are quiet for 21 seconds I mean that's what comes to mind right now now that I say it I've had the best of the worst luck sounds like you found yourself sounds like you find yourself in compromising situations often at your own discretion and somehow luckily make it out it's like my bad luck and good luck are two sides of the same coin coin flip that miraculously just keeps landing on its edge SCP-7000 looks at its drink I guess a lot of it might have to do with this, huh seems to be an underlying factor well then here's to your study SCP-7000 finishes the entirety of its drink in one gulp SCP-7000 looks back at Schmidt despondently that's what you want, right not particularly but it is necessary do you always do what's necessary when it's needed you're so lucky I like you why is that if I didn't have the pleasure of meeting with you like this every month I always study to get fucked well then I'm sorry just a little drunk and emotional after all that that's understandable SCP-7000 and Schmidt are quiet for 12 seconds you're beautiful you know that Schmidt looks at SCP-7000 JD you're intoxicated and tomorrow I won't be but Dr. Schmidt you still will be beautiful thank you JD I think we can end here did I say something wrong Schmidt smiles not in the slightest you're a charming person JD keep your head up 1200 hours, 20 minutes blood alcohol content 0.25, hume level 20 over 20 and transcript researcher summary remarks SCP-7000 seems to have lived a life of extreme risk and constant alleviation it can ultimately it can ultimately be inferred I assume that's supposed to mean that SCP-7000 has been activated upon in many instances in the past to protect the survival of SCP-7000 SCP-7000 seems to see all the situations he put himself in as a result of bad luck and their outcomes as a result of good luck SCP-7000 seems to lack awareness in his conscious autonomy to make decisions functioning of instinct and impulse often only realizing the ramifications of his actions after the fact the next interview will seek to establish motives and intentions behind decision making and establish a broader perspective a more broader perspective broader or more broad I don't think it's more broader perspective of SCP-7000's world view interview 3 SCP-7000 May 26, 2020 open interview transcript May 26, 2020 1200 hours 35 minutes location, P-E-R-O-B-R-15 Dr. Murray Schmidt Morgan Esquieu Research Assistant Security Detail Sergeant John Abramov forward Dr. Schmidt deciding that the setting of OCS B-7000 may have been too informal for a proper interview elected to move the interview back to site 52 the line of questioning that followed was intended to determine if SCP-7000-A were to fully emerge and activate what kind of person would SCP-7000 be in maintaining the ability begin transcript 1200 hours 35 minutes blood alcohol content 0.08 Hume levels 18 over 24 thanks for meeting me here JD no problem doc more formal than our last encounter yes so where are we starting today well let us start off light you've cut back the drinking I see coming in today with a 0.08 yeah I feel like I was out of line with you last time and a bit too heavy handed I know you know I got the hots for you but this is well I guess considered a working relationship and I need to respect that that's very self aware of you JD yeah I don't know what waits me on the other side of this thing but I hope it's a better me so do I JD so do I what kind of person do you want to be JD I don't know up to this point I feel like I've just been fucking up so excellently that I just never considered that changes in my cards it's like I went downhill so sharply and then and that when I tried to look behind me I saw nothing but the sky so do you think you can change I don't know I always wanted to be a writer a composer an astronaut a pilot someone who does things that make people happy leaves them in all then there's so many shitty things going on in the world global warming political bullshit war sickness I just thought maybe I'd do something to make all those things not so bad for people so what happened SCP 7000 gestures around the room and then to itself this this my dear drinking reckless behavior this whole mess of an existence I call life I stopped myself in my own tracks before I could get running so what would you have done differently not drank not started on this whole path of existential absurdity what do you mean by that have you ever heard of Kamus Kamu the philosopher bingo I got this thing tattooed across my chest a man that has basically become aware has become aware of the absurdist forever bound to it basically the absurd is the dissonance that arises between men search for meaning in a universe ultimately devoid of meaning when it becomes aware of it it's all that assumes it so you think there is no meaning in the universe none that we're meant to know just a large black nothingness for us to scream into so if nothing matters why did you limit your drinking to see me today you could have come in here raging drunk and according to your absurdity idea nothing would have been different because as Nietzsche once said he who fights monsters must take care he does not become a monster himself for if you gaze for long into the abyss the abyss gazes back if I want to rail against the meaninglessness of existence the black abyss I must own myself with the conviction to never become a monster I care about you I'm sure in some of the same capacities my father loved my mother but once drink is involved dissolution drinking is my monster SCP-7000 stairs at Schmidt I don't want to ever be a monster to you I don't think you ever could be JD only time will tell I guess that's why I've always wanted to do something to change people's lives I feel like all the bad luck in my life is karma for being a bad person how so? I don't know I have all this criminal history but all this want to be a force of good in the world sometimes I just wish I could come across a drowning person a car crash a burning house natural disaster and just help prove that I'm not just my mistakes prove that I'm not lost I can still do good in this world maybe if I was a hero people would forget the absolute royal flush of a fuck up I've turned out to be sometimes I wonder if I'm a good person I think you are it sounds like you beat yourself up over this quite a bit hence the drinking it helps quiet the inner voice the one that keeps telling me trying to tell me I'm better than this and nothing at all all at the same time what would you do if you listened I don't know hey doc yes what happens after this study my record gets clean I have some money in my pocket do I just go back to my old ways what do you think the future holds for me good luck bad more of the same honestly JD I can't quite say I think that will ultimately be up to you will you be there huh I when all this when this is all done will we stay in contact JD I think you and I will be in contact for a very very long time oh oh good I like that SCP-7000 blinks forcefully with both eyes 1200 hours 55 minutes blood alcohol content .05 Hume level 15 over 69 Schmidt turns away from SCP-7000 what else do you want me to talk about I think I have enough for today JD thank you see you next month absolutely 1300 hours blood alcohol content .04 Hume level 10 over 111 and transcript researcher summary remarks JD is quite possibly one of the first green type individuals ever encountered to one by his age not be aware of his abilities in the slightest and two be on the cusp or in the midst of phase 4 power transition without never undergoing any other phase 1 through 3 transitions regardless of what Dr. Clef may attribute to the concept of the quote child god footnote Dr. Clef's excerpts from physics division field manual 13 special circumstances humanoid threat entities or anomalous effects SCP-7000 may have on my interactions with JD it is quite possible that he might be a force for good and useful to the foundation's needs formal submission for reclassification to Thaumiel slash Serunos pending approval to Loesky from Mari so this one's me archived emails May 28, 2020 from Mari Schmidt to Harold Luresky subject SCP-7000 reclassification request director Loesky sir it has been two days since I submitted my request for reclassification of SCP-7000 I think there's clear evidence here for release and use JD has a strong moral compass a keen eye and understanding of his faults and a sense of duty to the world should we allow him to develop his abilities he could be a great asset to the foundation imagine what we could do with a top tier reality bender on our side Thaumiel only makes sense at this point on top of all that it is clear that we cannot just sedate him and keep him enabrated via sedative means and to be completely frank the procedures are borderline unethical to actively force this person to drink themselves to death would be against our creed of cold not cruel even more so that if his health starts to decline significantly due to the excessive drinking the SCP-7000-A anomaly may appear just to protect JD anyway in that case he'd be weaker and not in control a secondary class of Serunos is necessary I propose to dissolve protocol relapse as well it was a short sighted in any humane solution to a potential problem that I did not fully comprehend at the time I need your help to push this along please follow up with the council as soon as possible signed Mari great to Schmidt Mari from Loesky Herald subject SCP-7000 reclassification request Dr. Schmidt is with a heavy heart that I must inform you that your request for reclassification has been denied vote 5 to 8 I am also sorry to report that effective immediately you are to remove yourself as research head on the SCP-7000 project the council feels that you have grown too close and too attached to SCP-7000 some of your research fails to maintain objectivity and proper nomenclature attributes data analysis also shows that SCP-7000 maintains a higher level of sobriety before and after your meetings thus weakening containment protocols the council along with myself feel that you may be being manipulated by SCP-7000 and SCP-7000-A consciously or subconsciously for unknown reasons I hope this does not deter you from accepting other work on our behalf in the future your knowledge and prowess in this field is valued and appreciated with deepest regrets Director Herald Loesky from Dr. Mari Schmidt to Director Herald Loesky regarding regarding SCP-7000 reclassification request Director I begrudgingly accept the council's decision and appreciate your input I will however elect to hold my personal opinion regarding the matter to myself as stating so would involve a wide degree of dissenting and disrespectful comments the vulgarity of which is below me consider this my request for two weeks sabbatical to clear my head respectfully Dr. Mari Schmidt Incident May 28th 2020 forward at 0900 hours 13 minutes on May 28th 2020 Dr. Mari Schmidt arrived at OSC-B-7000 Dr. Schmidt was still able to use her personal access key card internal investigation has revealed that Dr. Schmidt's continued access to OSC-B-7000 was achievable by way of systemic policy failure as Dr. Schmidt had a higher clearance level than the programmer assigned to change her access permissions formal authorization inquiries hindered the expediency expected of such a general process Footnote current policies and procedures are now pending review What follows is a transcript of events Begin CCTV transcript 2100 hours 13 minutes Blood alcohol content 0.07% Hume level 13 over 89 Schmidt enters through OSC-B-7000-1 door lock She's met with a confused SCP-7000 JD come on we gotta go We gotta go now come with me Whoa Dr. Schmidt please slow your roll What's up?   John? That trickster John is not your friend and he never will be He's been the lead on your security detail in charge of watching your every move Come on doc Call me Mari SCP-7000 stops and stares at Schmidt You're, you're serious Yes please, come on Schmidt can be seen with tears in her eyes So there is no study No Our plan was to keep extending keep you here drunk indefinitely Your powers don't work while you have alcohol in your system You're kidding me My whole life Let's go So none of this was real? No John?  How can I trust you? Because JD, I care about you I see greatness in you if you only knew the power you have What is it, this power? Well my theory right now is that it exists separately from you but if you were to harness it and control it What? You know how all creatures have a fight or flight response? Yeah You have a third option change if you could learn to control yourself and your power you could Could what? JD if you were sober if you let your power out control it harness it you could fly move mountains you could change the world This group I work for they're scared of you they'll do everything they can to stop Mobile Task Force 10 Agent Alpha 1 Code name John Abramoff is seen breaching the doorway in with weapons drawn The other 6 Mobile Task Force members follow in Dr. Schmidt get on your knees get down now Schmidt can be seen crying I'm so sorry JD I'm so sorry Alpha 1 is seen restraining Schmidt Delta 1 and 2 escort her out Command target is acquired en route to site can confirm OSCB Veil has been broken please advise Secure the area and await the new specialist Revise containment procedures to follow tomorrow The experiment is over John? S... Sorry pal I think that's supposed to be Alpha 1 and not Schmidt Sorry pal Just another op No hard feelings 21 hours 21 minutes Blood alcohol content 0.06 Hume level 14 over 75 Alpha 1 is seen departing OSCB 7000-1 along with the rest of the team Lockdown procedures initiated in the walls, windows and doors of OSCB 7000-A are covered by roll down reinforced metallic barricades The thermal infrared night filter switches on SCP 7000 appears disturbed and begins to cry CB I'm somewhat with this is going assuming that meets containment breach Level 3 access required Adena? I think that's Adenda Addendums SCP 7000-A Open Addendum Protocol relapse Should SCP 7000-A fully emerge Full deployment of OSCB 7000s SRA equipment is to be initiated While SCP 7000 is incapacitated A single route is to be discharged into the side cranium by Mobile Task Force Alpha 1 to neutralize the threat Dr. Marie Schmidt March 18th, 2020 Addendum SCP 7000-B Open Addendum It is to be duly noted that within 24 hours following the March 18th incident at Long Beach Memorial Medical Center All 12 of the infant's house within the newborn intensive care unit were no longer suffering from their previously ascribed complications. All infants were given full spectrum screenings with not having any signs of health concerns. Blood samples and DNA analysis so no genetic predispositions for any diseases. All infants were released to their parents. However, the foundation is elected to keep a list of known individuals for future reference in redacted Addendum SCP 7000-C Open Addendum As of April 8th, 2022 SCP 7000 remains contained with little information to its possible location. Eyewitness testimonies from across the globe have reported a humanoid male figure with strange abilities and powers appearing shortly after disasters. Natural, man-made, and anomalous. Witnesses report seeing this figure often described as emitting a faint blue glow assist and help in recovery efforts ultimately leaving before foundation personnel arrive on scene. I think you may have missed a collapsible that is the CB Thank you. I was confused. I really felt like I missed something. Alright, pardon me. We're going to go back to what caused everything we just saw. Containment Breach, June 2nd, 2020 Following the incident on May 28th involving Dr. Marie Schmidt SCP 7000 was observed crying in a fetal position within the same area of SCP 7000-1 for an extended period of time. SCP 7000 only ceased crying to get up and write on a piece of paper. As mentioned, no alcohol was consumed during this period of time. Dr. Schmidt was summarily relieved of her level 3 credentials and remanded on-site confinement with foundation duties limited to level 1 administrative paperwork and data input. At 100 hours 9 minutes on May 29, 2020 21 minutes before the new containment specialist Dr. Mallory Naime Ph.D. in Physics and Dometergy a student of Dr. Cleft both proponent in sedation techniques on the next steps. A large blast of energy was felt from within SCP or OSCB 7000. Hume readings at this moment reached 0.05 over 556 humes. On-site alarms were triggered and CCTV recorded 10 seconds of what transpired before being cut. 100 hours 9 minutes Blood alcohol content 0.01 Hume level 0.05 over 5.56 SCP 7000 starts to emit a strong blue glow. SCP 7000 emergency sirens start to sound. Change the world? Hey, Mallory. SCP 7000 looks at the camera blinks forcefully and the feet is cut. At 100 hours 10 minutes SCP 7000 was seen by Mobile Task Force something 10 breaching the roof of OSCB 7000 and levitating momentarily. SCP 7000 had a bright blue luminosity raiding from around its body. Protocol relapse was initiated by Mobile Task Force and Mobile Task Force attempted to dispatch SRAs. The units were identified by SCP 7000 immediately and anomalously disintegrated. SCP 7000 was seen smiling before it flew away. Foundation satellite radar measured a small unidentified object, believed to be SCP 7000 moving at Mach 2.5 in a northwest vector away from OSCB 7000 before it vanished over the Pacific Ocean near the coast of Monterey, California. SCP 7000's whereabouts are currently unknown and are actively being traced. See Addendum SCP 7000-C Recovered file SCP 7000 May 29, 2020 Note left behind by SCP 7000 Thank you for helping to bring me out of my own self-induced stupor. Thank you for making me feel human again for making me feel seen. Thank you for making me realize that I'm not some black cat with 10 lives that I am so much more than just the good and bad luck that's existed and thrust upon me. If there's one thing I can count myself lucky for is that it was lucky to know you in our short time together. Thank you for being a friend to this singular weirdo. You're a beautiful one at that. I will go to the ends of the earth to learn how to harness this newfound power turning within me. And when I return, I won't just fly. The rest of the world will fly with me. I won't just move mountains. We'll make them. I won't just change the world. We will. Together we will make our own luck. Until next time, we can get you both eyes. JD Alright, overall first of all we started with another hour and a halfer. Oh yeah, that's right on par with you guys. Yeah. But man, I really dig this piece. I like it a lot. I think there's a few spelling punctuation and grammatical errors. Yeah, with something this long, you know, I'm not surprised. I think it was good. I think it drags a little bit. I don't know like the master list how much that's necessary, but I think it's funny piece of world building, which is fine. It's kind of collapsible for people that might not want to read that. But I thought the format was great. I thought the characterization was really strong. Everything quite pleased with how this one turned out. Sure. Yep. The character dialogue did a good job all around. I enjoyed the... This was a long article, but it never felt like it slowed down very much. I didn't feel like bored as some longer ones get, yeah? Yeah, yeah, totally. I think it's because it changed format so many times. I've never seen this Mobile Task Force form, but I like it as a piece of world building. Honestly, I wish the master list of the booze had a better formatting. It just doesn't look pretty. It's a little bit too... I guess like... The formatting on the Frickin, the order form for the Task Force is really good. And it's a great precursor to the action scene. Yeah, I think the master list, if it wasn't like a chart and you had tasting notes, I think that would be funny. That would give something entertaining during not just that list. Yeah, exactly. And like, you know, like maybe alcohol content or something. Surprised I didn't see any ever clear. 190 proof in there. I think they were trying to get this guy drunk as possible. They would give him 190 proof alcohol and then be done with it. But yeah, no, it's very well put together. A lot of great images and charts. I like that chart. I'm a big fan of the Hume to Alcohol chart. I'm a big fan of this. I'm a big fan of charts in general, so I can definitely appreciate that. It's got a full like infographic kind of vibe, for sure. Fantastic. Great way to kick this one off, although it took up a quarter of our runtime. Exactly. And now for the ad break. Real quick, remember that we are here today for a couple of reasons. Number one and first and four mass of those. Let me get the right window here. Is our good buddy, Dr. Jeremiah Sumerian who attempted murder by tree has us reading all the 7K entries. Doing this for you, buddy. Despite that tree specifically. That one tree. Every donation to Dr. Sumerians GoFundMe makes the tree scream. That's why we do this. It's not for helping Sumerian. It's just petty revenge. We're also going to today. 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How would you tell them what your music is like? It is experimental mid-fi, vapor based I don't know. I try something different like with every one of my albums I try to do something, introduce some new subgenres or whatever but it's generally experimental lo-fi vapor adjacent music. Yeah. I can see the person for sure. And on my end if you want to support Site 42 and you have a VR headset you can check out the Callisto VR it is on early access the full visuals of the game and the main storyline are complete and you can play through it the early access aspect is they're going to add even more content in different ways to solve the different puzzles it is a murder mystery on a space hotel and if you have VR check it out, I do voice acting in it so that's why I'm supporting the game Very cool. That, close the add window take us back to hold on, that blew up in my face I need it over here and going back to the 7 con boom so our next SCP-7000 is business as usual correct, business as usual by blue foot sorry, take that away and why don't you start us up on this one absolutely access SCP mail you have one new message to Terry Snelling from Marie Oyane subject assignment for the morning hey Terry Craig told me that you're the new guy and that you're my new assistant now I guess I should say welcome to the team Terry Craig also sent me some files last night the foundation has archived everything we've ever written or said and I mean everything the papers go back to forever ago I'm supposed to delete the unimportant stuff but I have to read through it beforehand to make sure I don't delete anything useful so as my new and rearing to please assistant I'd like for you to do it I've attached the files to this message just tell me what we should keep when you're done I've been about it though some of it may seem like it's for the higher ups to see but trust me because of the freedom of information stuff that came out a few years ago and after that big strike it's fine after a while you won't think about it as far as I know no one has bothered to read all that stuff yet why would they anyway I know my tone isn't what you'd expect for some uptight government organization but well Craig said that I'm supposed to tell you what and how it is and just about everyone here talks like me just giving you a fair warning but hey once you're a full-time work rat it'll be the easiest 60 thousand dollars bucks a year that you've ever earned from Murray PS I've also attached the 7000 document most documents don't mention 7000 but just read it before anything else so you know what it is class will 7000.revision19.doc item number 7000 level 2 restricted containment class safe disruption class dark risk class caution special containment procedures SCP 7000 is to be contained in a standard containment chamber within site 01 no personnel are to enter the space that SCP 7000 serves as an entrance into under any circumstance description SCP 7000 is an ornate mirror the specular metal that makes up SCP 7000's center is reflective however it is not tangible this threshold in question serves as a portal into into cosmic space SCP 7000 is present on both sides of the portal effect that the anomaly creates although SCP 7000's typical dimensions are 0.5 by 0.2 by 0.1 meters it has the capacity to adjust in size to allow objects larger than its typical dimensions to pass through and its dimensions have never been recorded to be larger than 3.2 by 6 meters if any forces applied to SCP 7000 that causes it to move in any way on either side of its portal effect the corresponding manifestation of SCP 7000 will move at the same rate of speed and in the same manner on the other side despite SCP 7000 serving as a portal into space no vacuum effect or consequence of the large pressure difference between both entrances into SCP 7000 has ever been recorded the image caption says SCP 7000 a star and several planets have been recorded to be within the close proximity to the area of space SCP 7000 serves as a portal to though the exact distance to these cosmic bodies are unknown this area otherwise appears to be unremarkable although there is a slightly above average concentration of debris in the area when compared to the rest of interplanetary space such as stone, metal, wood and synthetic material materials that do not naturally occur in space such as the previously mentioned wood and synthetic materials are theorized to have been left by humans on previous expeditions into the space document created 7198 years ago document list I think you get it now without looking at these and see what looks important I left you some notes along the way just to help you understand it, you're the new guy after all Marie document one is scpmailresponse1.doc my good friend director Simmons as a representative of the recently formed foundation personnel workers union I'd like to extend my deepest thanks for accepting our requests I'm well aware that the path has been filled with bumps but I'm very happy that some progression has been made far past overdue I and all of your now happy healthy and rested employees look forward to the future where we can all work together to build a greater scp foundation thank you for your time Alexi Kosnovich document created 17 years ago memo.doc note to employees July 5th of 9601 hello this is site director Simmons let's just get this done quickly really seriously strikes what the hell are you on about I've read your little manifesto or demands as you call it not just your pamphlet I'm looking at the news your newsletter as I write this undignified workload freedom of information mind-numbing are we living on the same planet you work possibly the most comfortable job in the world you spend foundation time on pushing pencils and stacking files and you demand to plan your phone as you do it when I was as young as you the half of you are I worked my hands to jelly at the rye on Shirley still mill and you didn't hear a chirp from me what gets really gets me is the undignified part some great men and women all better than you or me have worked to the grave plus overtime for this place the foundation isn't a job isn't something you just strike on it's a lifestyle I'm sorry that many of you don't feel this way but that's just your problem frankly I understand that our work sometimes feels confusing some may ask why we do it or why we do it in the way we do I'm not liberty to totally answer these questions we need to know is that there are those who those that are no longer with us knew that keeping this place around is important and the way we do it is just as crucial if you change a spritz of a big thing you may realize too late that little piece of the whole held up much more than you thought it did you people strike when you can't play games at work your children so no I would not meet a single one of your demands stop playing this stupid game before you eat up your savings document created 17 years ago pamphlet dot doc strike for workers rights begins March 5th 9601 call to action from the scp foundations workers rights association this pamphlet has reached your office door or your computer screen or your windshield or anywhere else you may have found it for a reason that reason is simple we believe that you agree with us when you say enough is enough but who are we we are an association of hardworking like brain foundation employees just like you have you ever organized boxes on one end of a room and when you're finished your supervisor comes over and says to move it back we've done that have you ever been given hours worth of old files to read just to skim them and delete them anyway we have have you ever thought that you just been another I did you just been given a day's worth of busy work don't even start with us the point here is that our work is monotonous and fulfilling to fix this we demand the following increase transparency of reason for action taking my management and higher ranking supervisors discontinuation of document classification system as to promote the freer flow of information more clear managerial instructions allow for employees to entertain themselves within reason on their current when their current task has been completed and they're waiting the assignment of another task we hope that we could both at least agree that at the end of the day's work we should all feel as if we've accomplished something please join us May 3rd on in strike may May 3rd oh I see May 3rd in strike to help make this change possible please contact Superior Researcher Alexey Kosnovich Computer Technician Rahim Begu or Assistant Researcher Ken Patterson for more information document created 17 years ago all right you only do Kosnovich and you can do Belgu sounds good foundation talk conversation A. Kosnovich and R. Belgu hey Rahim could I talk to you for a minute okay I'll get to the point no one talks about this and I've just been getting more and more heated about it ever since my second month here what we do for work is the most monotonous pointless shit possible hold on don't you realize this is foundation talk the higher ups can read this chat I don't care man we both know it's true what's worse I've read through whatever records I can and nothing has changed for forever get what you're shooting at I'm just not going to go hungry over my work being boring gore and I thought you had some integrity I know you you know you're not the type of person to be selling your dignity for 30 dollars per hour how can you stand with us doing absolutely nothing for eight hours a day for a bit more than minimum wage Rahim just think about what you did yesterday you won't tell me but I sure as hell no you're a computer guy so you probably did more of that stuff but I major I'm all my favor I'm my favor that our days were most of the same yesterday I waited an hour for my manager to give me some work I shanked hour then he had me help and move his cactus pot from his office to the break area plant space I thought it was maybe a kilo he could have moved it himself then we moved it back because he didn't like how it looked then he dumped a bunch of files on me to read useless crap nobody could tell me why we're why we archive it all I remember it being a bunch of cafeteria menus from 150 years ago with some other stuff spritzed in he gave me an hour to read them and give her the stuff we didn't need I didn't look at a single one and deleted it all after 45 minutes the manager then came in again we had some small talk I tried to bring up some stuff that interests me as 7000 mostly any new research being done classified anything coming from it classified anything interesting about it at all classified the only thing he could talk about was our new water closet paper and that scratchy thin cheap crap our job is to be office rats that's it we secure contain protect but all we have is 7000 and we just lock it in a room hell why do we even have 7000 in the first place it's the only thing in containment we have so many questions where does it come from how does it work I got no gore and clue and they won't even assign me to find out they recruited me as a researcher but I get to see the science being done in this place even if I was assigned here they wouldn't start any research anyway why classified there's something going on I know it everything's going classified but some of the things that read stuff like old reports and memos have this weird feel to them you know like there's something the few missing bricks we need to finish building the house and I bet it's why this place is so pointless it's some big money laundering scene is it some big money laundering money laundering scheme is it some secret government plot is it other anomalies I think the latter I think about it where's SCP 6999 where's 7001 5000 4000 3630 709 why do we only have 7000 all great questions with people are too busy cowering in fear of falling off the career wagon to ask them someone just got to step up and say screw the protocols anyway the point is that me and some other guys are planning to strike yeah you heard me we're going to strike over our job being boring and we're going to be proud of it I know you've got connections and you're good with computers I want you to help us out read my messages rakeem please don't ignore this man this is serious huh budget dot doc this document is actually older than the next couple once usually they're in order but sometimes the system just tosses them over to you to us a bit scrambled just thought you'd want to know Marie SCP foundation annual budget 7154 the following is a civilized description of overall spending of the $300 million Bakersfield confederation dollars approved for the SCP foundation this business year the following annual budget has been reviewed by the 05 council and is only to be viewed by personnel holding level 4 cancer above 7% building utilities electricity omnitsurface etc 2% site 0-1 building renovations 60% department of cultural guidance operations cultural study vital influence etc 5% to building maintenance 5% to operations towards maintaining foundation secrecy 18% non-department of cultural guidance operations human assets material resources etc 2% recruitment campaigns conducted in the general public 0.5% department of cultural guidance recruitment conducted within the foundation 0.5% deployment of cultural guidance secrecy operations conducted within the foundation document created 2,464 years ago notice.doc notice to the foundation department of cultural guidance hello everyone it has been an honor serving as head of the department of cultural guidance it's been even greater honor meeting and working with some of the best people I've ever happened upon knowing in my life however it is my unfortunate burden to tell you all what I hope is even it may sound bad a blow to your spirit the foundation office of cultural guidance is being dissolved as of August 17th of 8115 it broke my heart to hear the news from administrator jacksons we have to say that I agree with this decision we've done our job people we've not been the best possible but we've been mostly successful I'd say we use do we use dollar signs once when describing a value no we put one before and after the number but to use sign your computer mail the same way people did millennia ago yes however our influence is no longer necessary or effective pensions are available to those who have been employed 20 years or more those with less experience and those when retired later feel free to request a new position or to explore new opportunities and other fields of employment your non disclosure agreement still applies however do not tell anyone about your time at or about your existence of the department of cultural guidance unless that person holds level four clearance or above goodbye and good luck patrick Rodriguez document created 503 years ago report dot doc scp foundation department of cultural guidance cultural study at 399051 point D conducted by agent agent markovic on August 22nd of 7693 media viewed incomplete video copy of the 1994 film fiction important details the media the media reviewed is a low quality video capture of the 1994 film fiction footage depicts events in the film at a slightly faster rate of speed than most other physical and digital copies of the film foundation possession the recording begins at the time stop at high stamp zero dot zero zero in the film and concludes the time stamp 30403 in a typical copy of the film details of cultural importance at the time stamp of 1338 to 1342 in the media drills windfell to play by actor senuel lee leeroy jackson is quoted to say I dare you I double dare you motherfucker say what one more goddamn time the word fuck is of considerable importance as a use of the word within this media corroborates with other media that fuck was a profane term in the 19th at the 20th century although fuck carries a sexual connotation in this media evidence collected from various sources that are dated to be from the general time period where pulp fiction carries cultural revenue shows the world was also utilized as an expletive in entirely non-sexual circumstances the media supports the common observation made about the profanity utilized from the 16th to 21st centuries though expletives carrying sexually connotation connotations remain popular until the 28th century and those utilize the modern day in the modern day expletives in the former time period often carried sexual connotations fuck bitch etc and common expletives in the latter time period often carried violent connotations gore mutilate shank etc recommended for future actions the the reintroduction of expletives carrying sexual connotations is to be done via their increased use on foundation omninet synthetic intelligence or other influencers on various social platforms expletives carrying violent connotations are to be stigmatized via similar means and are also to be criticized as vulgar by foundation influence public officials these suggested actions are estimated to have a 0.0 just a 7% success rate 7000 revision 18 document item number 7000 level 4 secret containment class euclid disruption class dark risk class caution special container procedures SCP 7000 is to be contained in a standard containment chamber within site 01 no personnel are to enter SCP 7000-1 under any circumstances description SCP 7000 is an ornate mirror the specular metal that makes up SCP 7000 center is reflective however it is not tangible the threshold in question serves as a portal into dimension 002 which is to be referred to as SCP 7000-1 SCP 7000 is present on both sides of the portal effect that the anomaly creates although SCP 7000 typical dimensions are 0.5 0.2 by 1 meters this is identical to the previous documentation so I think we can skip down to level 6 clearance perfect thank you for identifying that let's see I think we can do the last paragraph here it's the area of SCP 7000-1 SCP 7000 serves as a portal into an area of SCP 7000-1 that is an alternate version of earth SCP 7000-1 SCP 7000-1 SCP 7000-1 of Earth, SCP 7000-1's alternate version of Earth appeared to have been experienced in large-scale destruction and environmental damage. The color of the sky during daytime was a dark red hue, chemical makeover testing, and individuals who have inhaled the air present in the atmosphere have reported noticeable presence of smoke. Although what appeared to be man-made structures were present in the anomaly, no humans native to SCP 7000-1 have ever been recorded to exist. SCP 7000-1's alternate version of Earth was almost entirely populated by Spar's plant life with anomalous entities. There were several anomalous phenomenon objects recorded to have been present with SCP 7000-1. Further research into this is impossible, however, as SCP 7000-1's alternate version of Earth was destroyed at an intermittent time between April 16th, 2386, and July 12th, 2388. This tendon will become unavailable for viewing on August 23, and the remainder of this document will become unavailable for viewing on a date that is to be determined. Reproductions of any of this document are strictly prohibited under penalty of termination. Document created 7,230 years ago. Great. Chatlog.2.doc. All right. I will be Petrosky, and you can be Venoli. Data corrupted.  This is Venoli, the first line. And then I can tell this is some more Foundation Talk stuff, but it's still really corrupted. When the files get this old, sometimes that happens. Just snub it off to Jared, and he wants you're done with your reading. He'll deal with it, Marie. So how the hell do you plan to fix this mess? We've got four data corrupted. Explain that. What do we do? Standard Foundation secrecy measures. Your men knew their families would be lied to in situations like this. I just never thought it would actually come to this. So what next? Exploration into SCP-7000-1 has been banned permanently. It looks like data corrupted, destroyed soon enough anyway. As per what cultural guidance has already been saying, it's danger to Foundation and society. Protocols said to never go through 7000. Now we just have a reason to ban it for good. It's in your department's fault for what happened to those men anyway. And now that we can't go back into 7000-1, what do you expect to do with this? What do you expect us to do with the information we already have? Good question. We will have data corrupted, classification of the exploration and the main document, and eventually the idea of alternate dimensions will be forgotten. I have revision 19 of the 7000 document ready to go when it's time, and it will be the final revision. I guess in the meantime, you can help support cultural guidance as projects.  I wouldn't put it like that, but yes. Great. You culture guys get the finishing say again. What are you going to do now? Convince people they should start calling computing machines computers again? That's how it was before 055 Biggersfield. So yes, it's part of the job description. It looks like it will be successful too. Oh please. I don't want to give you the speech again. The cultural guidance department is simply following the founding philosophy of the foundation, that being that anomalies are socially disruptive. Now that we have no more anomalies, we just handle other forms of social disruption. Like any sort of change in a 300-year-old culture? It's what worked. Keeping the boat from rocking is what the foundation has always data corrupted. Document created 7,232 years ago. Exploration.doc. All right. I guess for this one, let's see, there's three, one, two, and three, and calm. Yeah. So I'll be calm in one. You can be two and three. Exploration video log transcript date April 16th, 2386. Exploration team, mobile task force new 13 date with destiny. Subject SCP 7000-1. Team lead N13-com. Team members N13-1 through N13-3. Forward. Through the efforts of SCP 7000's research team and the wider foundation research department towards the authorization of an exploration into SCP 7000-1, the O5 council temporarily waived the prohibition of entry into the anomaly. This allowed an exploration into SCP 7000-1 to be conducted. All members of the squad were equipped with sampled collection drones. Video feed begins as the squad is within close proximity to SCP 7000 within its containment chamber. Beginning logged now. One minute until insertion, new 13. Great command. How are we holding up guys? Good commander. Good to hear. Patrick? Dustin Eck? I'm ready. Let's get this done. That's the spirit. Nate? N13-1 draws his sidearm from his holster and he loads a cartridge of ammunition into the weapon. He smiles.  N13-com gestures to N13-1 for him to lower his firearm, which he does. Whoa, whoa. Like the enthusiasm. But let's remember our gun safety, okay? All right, dad. Don't forget that I know the man.  N13-1 snorts, removes the ammunition loaded into his sidearm and returns it to its holster. 30 seconds to insertion. N13-2 begins to gesture with his fingers as he speaks certain words, presumably to clarify that he's quoting N13-1's speech.  Not sure. What do we know about this place, Command? Very little, N13-com. The prohibition on entering SCP-7000-1 was only recently lifted, so we've only had enough time to test the air for chemical makeup and pathogens before research team forcefully begun the exploration. They said they wanted to conduct the expectation before administration changed their minds. And the air? It's breathable, though not healthy to do so for long. Probably that. So we go in and blind. Looks like it, Nate. This should be fun. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Operation is clear to begin. N13 and N13-com begin at your discretion. Copy that. All right, let's get moving, guys. No point in waiting. All members of the squad translocate to be within a close proximity to SCP-7000-1's alternate version of Bakersfield, American State. The sky is colored a red hue, and it appears to the same time of day as Twilight. All members of the squad pass through the center of SCP-7000 and regroup within SCP-7000-1. Fuck. It is dark in here. Air is smoky, too. Yep. Lights on? Yeah, lights on, guys. All members of the squad activate their head mounted Illuminates. Let's get our drones home here. All members of the squad edit their sample collection of drones homesteading on their cell phone's SCP-7000-1 Foundation app to allow said drones to return to SCP-7000 if prompted. N13-2 turns to face one of several bright vibrating lights present in the near vicinity. Whoa, what are those? What? The light's over there. N13-2 points at the light he's facing towards. The lights are of varying shapes and sizes and are vibrating in place. Yeah, what are those? Looks like fireflies. Yeah, meter and a half long fireflies. Our lights don't seem to make them less visible either. Command, how should we continue? Second command deliberates for nine seconds. You should try to make physical contact with the lights. N13-com, but not with your body. I'll do it, Commander. All right, Patrick.  N13-3 approaches the nearest bright light to him and raises his rifle. He sees his movement directly adjacent to it and attempts to make contact with the light with his firearm. All attempts to do so cause N13-3's rifle to phase through the light. The light does not react to this. Huh, the light doesn't even seem to come from anything. It's just flying around. It is noted N13-3, regroup and continue. We do not need to advise you to enter from the urban area in N13 as it could be potentially dangerous. Copy that. N13-com gestures with his firearm this way, guys. N13-3 returns to the location from the remainder of the squad. They begin to move in a northern direction on the unpaved road. The area is largely a flat arid open space with no visible life. The squad continues moving on the road for 19 minutes. No notable events occur. During this time, expired plant life is occasionally visible in the video feed from the ground. This plant life almost entirely consists of an unknown species of vine. The squad then discovers a large mass adjacent to the road and moves into an effective range of their illuminates to illuminate their mass. The team seizes movement when they're adjacent to a large mass of desiccated vines. The plant matter that makes up the vines appears to have expired. The size of the mass is unclear, although later estimates show that it is approximately 3 kilometers long. 200 kilometers wide and about 2 meters high at its highest point. What appears to be a heavily damaged fly plant is visible on the mass. That's a lot of vines. What an acute observation. Well, is it not? Shoot, man. N13-3 turns to face K13-com. I think that's an error. What is it, Commander? Well, it's just... I used to have these vines that grew on my backyard fence as a kid. Cool-looking stuff, even if my parents didn't like it. One summer, it didn't rain and those vines started dying. They would shrivel up, pieces would fall off, and it would keep happening until the part near the roots died. And you would just have this little plant corpse. Seeing that and all the little bits of the vines back there, I think that this is the middle end and Jesus. This was just the center of the vines? It used to be way bigger? And 13-com nods its head. It's fine. It's dead now. Just let's keep moving. The squad begins to move further along the road in the northern direction. Nothing eventful occurs. After seven minutes and six seconds, the squad discovers the carcass of a yellow domesticated dog of the Big Land breed and placed on the road. A human skeleton is directly adjacent to it. The domesticated dog carcass does not show any external signs of decomposition, and the word hell is written into several locations on its coat and large blockbredders. The causes of death for both bodies is unknown. Nothing eventful occurs for another nine minutes and 48 seconds. The squad then discovers a large sign made of heavily deteriorated wood placed at a road junction. The words, they left us and blame the governor. They can't at least give us food. They can't at least give us food. Cash at site 47. Turn left and go right at next sign, or written on the sign. The squad sees his movement. We're at a fork in the road command. How should we continue? Site command deliberates for 37 seconds. We advise that you continue down the left rear of the road, follow the signs unless it's a danger to the lives of you or your squadmates. Copy that. Let's get a move on, guys. We're going to whatever this site 47 is. The squad begins to move down a westerly direction along the road. The squad enters a wooded area after four minutes and 39 seconds. Nothing eventful occurs for another three minutes and 13 seconds. The squad then encounters another sign made of heavily deteriorated wood adjacent to the road, which has the words, take a right and keep going 25 minutes to the site. Let's take that right, guys. Yay, more walking. The squad follows the instructions of the sign and begins to move in a northerly direction. The sign, the squad moves for 14 minutes and 27 seconds after which point they enter a clearing in the wooded area. The stakes in the ground, fire pit in the center of the area and temples and small pieces of nylon scattered throughout the area suggest that this clearing was previously utilized as a campsite. There are several pieces of furniture placed in the area, such as chairs, tables and water coolers, that would be generally considered inappropriate for a typical campsite. There's a sign made of heavily deteriorated wood placed near the area that has the wood hospital camp, site 47 travelers go around written on it. There are several heavily decomposed human skeletons in the area, with most of them placed near the edge of the clearing. Each skeleton has experienced some degree of damage in largely unique ways. There are also three structures composed of gears and clockwork construction in a humanoid shape in this assembly. N13-2's video feed shows a deteriorated human skull placed at near the fire pit. There are several teeth that appear to have grown into a nasal cavity, eye sockets and ear canals.  Jesus, command, have we ever seen something like this? Pause. No, N13-2. That skull is nothing like any of the medical experts in this room has ever experienced before. Attach it to your sample collection drone and send it home. N13-2 attaches the skull to a sample collection drone and prompts it to return to SCP-7000. The drone successfully transports the skull to SCP-7000. However, when foundation agents are transporting the skull through SCP-7000 into standard reality, all teeth and roots not located in the typical dental arc can be manifest. DNA analysis of the skull show it to be identical to humans. The time of death is estimated to have been approximately 200 years ago. The skull continues in a northerly direction for 8 minutes and 47 seconds, at which point a large concrete structure becomes visible. A concrete wall with sharpened wire placed on its highest section surrounds the structure, although there are several locations where the wall is collapsed. This must be site 47, huh? Looks just like the place I'd want to eat at. N13-2 and N13-com likely chuckle? Well, I hope you like it because we're going in there. Like it? It's just like my grand's place up in Dakota. Just get in there, you. N13-com gestures N13-1 to continue forward, and the remainder of the squad follows him through an opening in the wall. The structure is largely rectangular, concrete building. An entrance area with a small, wall composed of glass panes is located on the side of the structure the squad is facing, although all of the glass panes presumably previously placed in the wall are shattered. A large foundation insignia in the words SCB Foundation and Site 47 are ingrained into the structure above the entrance area.  Several large openings in the building's concrete structure and the areas surrounding the building are visible. Yep, just like grand's place. N13-2 lightly strikes N13-1 in the back of his head. The squad then enters the entrance area of the structure. The squad enters a large, dilapidated room. There is no lighting, and the squad entirely relies on their Illumina light service ability. The area is largely undecorated, although furniture attached to the structure itself, including several desks located on the other side of the room opposite the squad, are present. There are several water leakages present in the hallway. There is a fire fight staircase, a generally used staircase, and several elevators located on the walls of the building, although several elevator doors are open despite the lack of an elevator present on the floor. Yeah, just like... Oh, it's an alternate universe, man. Anything can happen. This looks like a reception area. There's just no place to sit. We'll find out. Command, how do we continue? Go down the stairwell N13, explore the floor that seems as if it would be the most valuable information. Copy that. The squad moves to the entrance from the general used stairwell. However, the stairwell isn't accessible, as the stairs that make up the stairwell are largely destroyed, making a safe descent deeper into the structure impossible. Fire fight? Fire flight? Yeah, that actually might work. Let's try that. The squad relocates to the fire flight stairwell, which is in considerably better condition than the general used stairwell. Nice thinking, Nate. It's the only time you'll ever tell me that. N13 comm scoffs. The squad begins to descend down the stairwell. They descend from 17 flights of stairs, N13 comm ceases his movement, and he gestures with the other members of the squad to do so. There's a doorway labeled Keter level containment slash storage C nearby the squad. There is no door present in the doorway. Let's stop here. This should be good.  Why not just choose level one for now? Because there's no one that would keep anything important near the top. We have to go deeper to find the cool stuff. All right, fine. The squad moves to the doorway into a dilapidated hallway, though it is in generally better condition than the surface level or surface level room of the structure. The squad moves through the structure for one minute and nine seconds. The area appears to be a relatively mundane office space, including several offices, meeting rooms, cafeterias, etc. The squad then encounters a room labeled SB 1447, sample bay, object class Keter. These words are partially obscured by paint, and below the words SB 498 is written crudely with paint. The room appears to be a containment chamber. The room is secured by large blast doors, though they are not fully closed. Command, we've encountered something that might be dangerous. How should we proceed? Enter the room, new 13, but be cautious. We will look through the records and have known languages to see if we can discover what this Keter means. Copy that. Let's check it out, guys. The squad enters the room. There are several fissures, empty glass display cases, and several instruments, but before they're all gathered in a large accumulation on the room's east wall. There is an alarm clock placed on the center of the pedestal in the center of the room, a severely rusted mechanical arm is placed directly adjacent to it. The mechanical arm is connected to the small generator with a cable. What? Yep, not what I intended to see. All right, guys, I know. Do we have any record of an SCP 498? No. Huh. I guess they'll want this for samples. And N13-1 picks up the alarm clock. No, N13-1, we better not relay the expedition by forcing you to return to the surface or launch your drone. Take it with you when you're exiting this floor level. N13-1 places the alarm clock on its side in the end of the pedestal. All right. I think we've seen enough, new 13. Copy that. Let's keep moving. The squad exits the room. The squad then moves further down the structure. There are several openings in the walls and ceiling of the structure. Some of these openings are connected to other rooms, and several of them connect to floors on lower or higher levels. These openings do not appear to be intentionally designated into a structure due to the apparently forceful nature that they were created as evidenced by their uneven shape and the debris nearby them. Furniture is occasionally seen in inappropriate places such as hallways. However, there are no noticeable events for five minutes and 53 seconds. The squad then ceases movement when they're directly adjacent to the room levels. SCP 5965 storage. The door of the room is open. Let's check out this one. You think it'll be weirder or no? Let's find out. I'd rather not find out if it is, you know, really weird. Let's see. The squad enters the room. There are several freezers located in the room. The tiles that make up the room have largely caved in due to water damage. The room is in generally worst condition and the rest of the room is on the level. This room is strangely familiar. Like deja vu? No, not like that. It's just similar to other stuff I've seen before. You may possibly recognize the similarities between this room and many foundation mort. The faint sound of an alarm clock is then heard in the general direction that the squad had just heard from. The sound does not cease.  No. It can't be that alarm clock, can it? I don't know. Can it be genius? The sound of the alarm clock's alarm becomes noticeably louder. Wait, we walked away from that thing for like seven minutes, right? It must be super far away now. And how much of the building is between us and it? Command. How loud should that thing be right now? Pauses. To be as audible as it is now, a rough estimate is approximately 100 decibels. The sound of the alarm clock's alarm becomes noticeably louder. No member of the squad speaks for seven seconds. If it's that loud, and it seems to only get louder, N13 comm takes hold of N13-1's color.  The alarm turns the clock off and you've moved it out of the way.  N13 comm forces N13-1 towards the room's doorway. Move!  All members of the squad exit the room and begin to run as a group away from the sound of the alarm clock. However, the sound becomes increasingly louder as the footage continues. After one minute and 41 seconds, the structure begins to physically be affected by the intensity of the alarm's volume. Glass begins to shatter, objects begin to fall from their previous positions onto the floor, and the squad struggles to run due to the tremors of the structure caused by the intensity of the alarm's volume. The squad appears to experience physical pain due to the intensive volume of the alarm. After another one minute and 13 seconds, the structure begins to collapse. After 16 seconds, a slab of concrete falls to the ceiling, fairly striking N13 comm and N13-3, and also causing the remainder of the squad to be unable to continue further down the hallway they are running through. The remaining members of the squad attempt to retrace their route, presumably an attempt to find an exit from the structure. Let's see. Blood begins to flow from each of the remaining squad members' ears. It's presumed that the eardrums have been ruptured. After 17 seconds, N13-1 is struck by several smaller pieces of rubble falling from the ceiling, killing him. N13-2 is mortally wounded due to the floor collapsing under him after 35 seconds, causing him to fall to lower levels of the structure. After a minute and six seconds, the sound of the alarm's clock ceases. It is theorized that the clock itself was destroyed by the structure collapsing around it. All camera feeds are of the rubble that has been buried. All camera feeds are of the rubble that has buried the squad members. No notable events occur after this, as the sound members' cameras begin to deplete their battery holds, causing N13 comm's video feed to cease after six hours and 37 minutes. N13-2's video feed to cease after another 39 seconds and 13-1's video feed to cease after another 13 minutes, and N13-2's video feed to cease after another eight minutes and nine seconds. Due to the events of this log, further exploration into SCP-7000-1 has been prohibited at an unknown time between April 16th, 2386, and July 12th, 2388, the date of the second entrance of Foundation personnel into SCP-7000-1. SCP-7000-1's alternate version of Earth was destroyed due to unknown reasons. The anomalous activity on the planet considered to be the most likely cause. Document created 7,232 years ago. Okay, going back up. Three more. Yeah, we got three more. Announcements.doc message to the O5 Council. I'm going to guess this is November 10th, 2056. Hello, this is the Administrator. I'll start by saying this. We've done well. We figured a way to throw SCP-2460 out of orbit. Operation Candlelight was a complete success. Now the insurgency has a shattered husk of what it once was. SCP-7000 helped us put an end to 871 and a couple other world enders when this all started. But mostly, we've just been lucky. Lucky that SCP-094 has been growing much slower than we thought it would. Lucky that 169 seems like it's dead and is not sleeping. It seems like it's dead and not sleeping. Lucky that 4217 didn't destroy our folks private yacht when it surfaced near you. Lucky that the Scarlet King hasn't broken through enough, broken through into our reality yet. Lucky that no one knows about the hell we put ourselves through to keep this whole thing together. But in the end, we can't be lucky forever. No matter how much money and men we have at our disposal, there's no way to get around what we've been holding ourselves together with duct tape and bubble gum. And also, and after everything just started back, falling apart back in March, we knew our time was almost up. And it is. We're done. We've delayed it as long as we could, but it's over. Protocol 055 Breakerfield has been concluded and it breaks my heart to have so many people behind. We've barely got 5 million in 7000-1. But leaving our men to die in the older worlds delaying rebuilding the new is just a waste now. However, I can't help, I can't help think something about this whole thing is funny too. The last straw wasn't a mass exposure to SB 096 or the final chain breaking in SB 2317. No. Yesterday, 4910 ran through site 93. Half of the staff was killed and each of the equipment was damaged, including a lot of the storage area 33. Poor bastards had teeth growing in their lungs. Somehow, it let SB 1262, among others, escape. The thing trapped 4910 downstairs. Maybe it's dead. Who cares? Because of this, it had time to grow into the site. Can't even get close to it. And now its towers keep firing on our helicopters trying to look for survivors. SB 93, our site 93 in the surrounding area to our 1262 territory now and our men on the grounds are scattered with nowhere to go. All right. We lost our main base of operations. We lost Iceland and by extension the whole North Atlantic. That's what's convinced me to pull the plug on 055 Bakersfield. It's just a waste of time and lives now. But now we're in the present and we look to the future. The foundations will stuck around, even if we have no anomalies to handle. It makes me pointless, but history shows that the world needs us or everything just goes off the rails. Even if in thousands of years, we don't know why we exist, we must continue to do so in the same way as now. 7000 offers us a chance and now the world is in our terms. We rebuild the society just like how it was before it was gone. So you may object to this. I don't know why you would. You may say that putting the world back together like it exactly what like it exactly way isn't necessary. Really? The truth is that the foundation has always been about control in the purest form. And that's not inherently a bad thing. Our control over control saved humanity countless times. Countless times. Luck, chance, probability, they all helped us do some to some degree before, but they also tore us apart in the end. Luck made what we have done and what we'll do necessary.  Let's make it our own luck and control our destiny. You may not, you may say that we don't need to exist because there is nothing to contain. On the contrary, anomalies just got in the way of preservation of society. Any correct understand of how we work sees that us sees that as our true goal. We still exist tomorrow even without the things that keep us in boxes and cages. The old and natural worlds won't be forgotten. It will be buried and the monsters with it. Only a few of us will know the old and even then they will truly bury it too. They will eventually bury it too. It all will be destroyed and future generations will forget it with time. Eventually, they won't even bother themselves with the old at all. They won't hurt themselves with the toys we put away. We abandoned the dark so that it may guide, so we may guide the light document created 7,562 years ago. So it's going up again. Note to Marie. Hey Marie, I'm just leaving this message for you. I accidentally put this in between the second to last document completely truthfully. I just don't feel like moving it. I kind of slipped by the strike stuff. I didn't, I didn't really read the rest. I guess I'm already developing a SCP foundation attitude. Ha ha. We will be fine believing this. It doesn't look like we need it. Terry document created one second ago. 7000.revision01.doc. Okay, this is all the same. This is all the same. This is all the same. Okay, it's all the same. Except for this one paragraph here. SCP 7000-1 is a dimension that is almost identical to the universe as it was on January 23rd 2009, the first day that a human entered SCP 7000-1. The passage of time in SCP 7000-1 does not occur unless a human is present in the dimension. Humans do not naturally exist in SCP 7000-1 despite the man-made structures located within the anomaly. Let's see. Anomalous objects, entities and locations phenomena have never been reported to exist within SCP 7000-1. Anomalous objects and entities that enter 7000-1 from baseline reality be manifest while making contact with SCP 7000's specular mental center. Anomalous phenomena occurring in baseline reality do not occur within SCP 7000-1 even when SCP 7000 is located within the effective range of an anomalous effect. Anesthetics are not capable of function within SCP 7000-1. Level 5 clearance required. Security clearance adequate. Access authorized. Addendum 7000.1. In order to utilize the anomalous effects of SCP 7000 protocol, 055 Baker's Field was developed on May 23rd 2014 following its description of protocol 055 Baker's Field. SCP 7000 has to be placed in the nearest large population center as of time of writing. SCP 7000 is located in Site 47 with the nearest appropriate population center being Baker's Field, California. All civilians and authorized Foundation personnel are to be invited to permanently reside in SCP 7000-1. Foundation elements within SCP 7000-1 are to initially organize the settlement of the anomalous alternate version of Baker's Field, California. Foundation secrecy to be maintained and all Foundation activities during this time to be publicly attributed to world governments and international institutions. Remaining Foundation resources within baseline reality are to continue current Foundation protocols, relocate civilians to SCP 7000-1 and to combat anomalous elements. Personnel are to inhibit anomalous objects, entities, and phenomena to the best of their abilities from destroying human civilization in baseline reality. Protocol 055 Baker's Field is to be undergone only in the event of a large-scale component failure within the Foundation and subsequent failure of Foundation to avert an XK class end of the world scenario. The sensation of protocol 055 Baker's Field marks the end of Foundation efforts towards the preservation of humanity within baseline reality and beginning of Foundation efforts towards the building and preservation of human society with SCP 7000-1. Document created 7609 years ago. All right, and the last one, that's it, that's everything. So there's a lot happening on this one. I feel like it kind of dragged a bit and kind of due in part to the unpolished nature of some of the writing. I like the overall vibe that I'm getting here. I like the idea of the parallel world on the other side of the mirror. However, I find it object which does a thing, which can be your miss depending on how it's presented. I think that there's a lot of good stuff here. I feel like we have an object that does a thing, which you know that is a good starting point for a lot of good stories if you roll with it. I feel like they almost, they try to bend the story around this like disparate logs to make the reveal of the escape to the other reality plan for humanity gone wrong or gone right. I think they broke their back trying to bend this into this shape. I feel like this could be simplified a little bit and could read a lot smoother. Even if they stripped it down and made it not the object, but a phenomenon that affects mirrors. I feel like that could tighten it up a little bit too because I just see all these moving parts and I'm just like trying to see how they all fit together. What I get is that in the 7000-1 universe, the foundation is up and strong and it's doing its thing.  There's only one anomaly, SCP-7000. What's the deal with that? It's because anomalies don't exist inside SCP-7000-1. I feel like the entire storyline could have been condensed into just like, I don't know.