ople say that a new hope is better than empire There's plenty good reasons I'm not sure what he's talking about like the thing is a new hope is really fucking good To say empire new hope is the top one is fine with me. I don't mind people choosing either now, yeah Just my argument is always well a new hope is a very complete film And empire strikes back while it's great A lot of that depends on what return of the jedi resolves a new hope's the only star wars movie That you don't need to watch any other one. It's the whole there it is.  I think it flows very smoothly compared to any other star wars movie Oh, no, not like not like chunky and smooth like peanut butter like there's a lot of like there's a lot of stuff in there What I mean is you get a lot of the amount of time that you're asked to stay Oh, okay, that's what you meant. So I thought you meant just because I've heard a lot of people complain about the pacing issues of the first Maybe a better way to start set with a van is really not much to Fix it's thick. There you go. That's a better. That's a better way to get the scripture, you know, I think it's good though Well, yeah, I mean I've never had a problem with the pacing and a new hope But I suppose I'd be able to I feel like a common argument for the ot from some people would be like, oh, they're a bit slower than The other ones be like then modern movies Always thing is really not that slow though. I mean a new hope literally starts out The opening they're just a big battle on the ship and then each star wars movie Kind of starts out. You're like, where am I doing?  Okay Is it going to puke puke puke every scene? ye Is in and of itself a very good movie now I know these movies hold up because I've shown them to my six and my three-year-old and they love them. I mean they are That's not a great That's not a good way to find out if the movie holds up As long as the three-year-old spawn of Ben Shapiro says it's good then Damn sure it's good. It's funny because you'd be like, well at least six-year-old, right? It's like six-year-old What what are we gathering from a three-year-old A ten-year-old could love for Phantom Menace. So what now what do we do? I should I should the emoji movie to my three-year-old and they loved it. So that proves that it's also film Into them. I've shown them some of the new movies not as much Conversely is is fantastic. My three-year-old. Absolutely. Hey citizen kane To be fair, I don't see any three-year-olds enjoying citizen kane.   I feel like his ideals will eventually break down when the realization that he could have personal That's exactly right. No, he's like Like you are smart I did grow up watching the Star Wars movies I probably was like three when my parents showed me the original trilogy and that's why I remember Like always growing up wanting to play with Star Wars toys wanted to like pretend I had a lightsaber but I was definitely judging them on a different metric than I have now for why they were good Yeah, it was very much a pretty lights and colors thing at the time. I think Follows all the beats in joseph cambell. So it is famously reflective of joseph cambell's hero's journey It's got some some of the best lines in movie history stuff that everybody quotes all the time It's got great legit actors like alec anus alongside newcomers. I like great legit actors. Like, what do you mean? The legitimately actors is in they acted and then received pay They weren't they didn't hire any illegal as opposed to the illegitimate actors who sneak onto set just start acting They just pretend to be extras. Oh, hey, the pipe man's in chat. Hello there. That guy. That guy's sweet Oh, hi pipe man. Hello. How are you? Good e-fap so far. Well, that's really about pov, isn't it? The first six hours were quite a disaster in terms of just Dealing with the bob. No, sorry. It's it was jim stealing the other one. It's it my brain registered it as movibob That's terrible jim. You got to get out of that. Oh my god. Oh my goodness And then we moved on to ban Shapira Sorry That guy still make content. I haven't heard about movie or from movie bob in a while Oh, dude, he's the villain of e-fap 100. He's literally in the mean Oh, by the way, yeah, uh trigger have you seen uh the super meme? Uh Yeah, it's like the the trailer for endgame. They've recut it. Oh, yeah, do you uh, oh well Do you see the 20 minute one? They're like the main one? Oh, no. No, I haven't seen that one Oh, you need to watch it Hang on. Yeah, I should be able to I think I linked it in our group chat if I just scroll all the way to the top, you know Oh, okay, but uh, yeah Everybody should see it. It's kind of um 20 minute.  Oh, yeah Oh, okay.  Yeah, everybody is essentially making cameos in it You're even in it and you didn't even know Wow Disgusting. I'll definitely watch it then. I know All right, yeah, here it is anybody who's interested you should check that out put it in a bookmark, you know Give me all right then take it away Like Harrison Ford the initial opening is so good I actually use the initial opening as an explanation of how politics are off to work in a campaign Because the initial opening is all Darth Vader, right? You don't meet luke for the first like 20 minutes of the film Basically the first 15 minutes of the film And that's because you first have to establish the bad guys before you establish the good guys It's a good lesson for people who are running in politics.  But I don't even I feel like we don't have to like the idea that you have to set up your villain before your hero It's like you can do either Yeah, I think you have to set up your world and your stakes Ideally before you set up your hero, which is the Darth Vader is the function of that I still think you could get away with like, you know if a film opened with just Guy in house And he's in a crazy sci-fi world But we just watch pieces of the world unfold as he's doing his day to day and we get to know him as well, you know You could do it Yeah a lego movie Oh I mean, technically the matrix, uh, we have to know neo first don't we?   Yeah a little bit Oh, this makes sense for what I do in my life. Therefore Well, you see if you if you if you establish, uh, very quickly and an equivalency In a political sense between the beginning of an empire or a new hope star wars Compare that to a political campaign like the united states of america the greatest country There's uh ever been ever been made probably ever will why may she stand Is not a theory. This is not an opinion. It is a simple fact empire strikes back is the best of the star wars movies And one of the best movies of all time. My father assures me the one people saw this in the theaters They literally could not believe they had to wait until return of the jet I came out for confirmation that Darth Vader was telling the truth people doubted it Even after watching empire strikes back. It's a brilliant movie one of the things that's great about the movies It's really about how han solo is competent and one of the things that that disney has done with the star wars universe That's really stupid is they've decided that basically all the male characters are radically incompetent in the original Star Wars, I mean that's just everyone though. Everyone's incompetent. I was gonna say even the women are very incompetent too I mean it tries to say otherwise But everyone's incompetent. Oh, yeah, according to the films the women are doing great in the men if I can up But everybody's yeah, like Poe dameron did nothing wrong Poe dameron did nothing wrong and yet he was like joel Yeah, poe and joel. They just they need a buddy cop movie. I'm telling you joel dameron Poe and joel The drinker died again. Oh no Put it their job, right princess lea is competent. Han solo is competent Wood skywalker is increasingly competent Darth Vader is competent.  I agree.  Yeah, well like jackass Different people who are good at different things working together is something people like them Back is all about how han solo is shockingly competent at all the things he's attempting to do And how he's a rogue and the writing is fantastic Lawrence Kasdan does a beautiful job with the script Also, everything yoda related is just tremendous and of course it has a phenomenal phenomenal score from john Williams empire strikes back obviously number one on the list with a bullet I mean it it is just it is not close Alrighty, well may the fourth be with you and in honor of may the fourth tonight We have an all access live will be discussing all of this to be part of the all access live You have to actually become a member over it.  I want money in Star Wars Hey, man, let's let's all discuss our How rankings with Ben Shapiro live let's do it. Did we I think apart? I think we got one the same I just I like the the first thing I'd probably say to it is so you like the rise of Skywalker and you're wrong Oh man, I'm gonna be like, what does your wife do for a living? Very curious I need to know Yeah, that's it for Ben's opinions on Star Wars. What do you think? Um, I um, I oh, I love it mixed I mean, I I agree with lots of what he says, but I don't agree with how he prioritizes Yes, I feel like what he says and how he actually ranks it doesn't really yeah, it doesn't add up add up Um, so and I suppose There's just so many different things we could do. I think probably I'm gonna have to tag out here. Oh, it's absolutely fine. You're going to sleep. He does. What are you doing? No, I don't I don't want to hold up the rotation I'm just being a good man. I'm being a good man I'm gonna have to jump out too.  So Well, I mean it was good to good to hang out for for the for the amount we did and uh, and I see you on 100, of course And thanks for having me. Uh, I'm sure we'll talk again in the future. Oh, absolutely Never see you again Well, thanks everybody Yeah, you will catch you later I'll talk to you guys later. Bye. Mahal over eggs drinker. Everyone else Later.  He was like, yeah, you Sorry, I was silent for the past couple of minutes there. I connection was all screwed up here.  What's happening? Yeah, I just don't want to hold up the rotation. That's that's all I was uh, I was saying I'm doing the juggling uh Floom out, I guess And I'm assuming you'll be going to sleep before you could possibly uh be Actually, there's some life wrestling So I'm probably gonna be up for at least two more hours and a couple of miles after I'm not really tired right now I'm I'm just chilling. So if I'm just just pop me some messages and see if I'm around still, I guess Yeah, all right When flooms hit the glooms um, I mean It's because there's a couple of people who are Rotating in and so I'm not sure if I'll be able to get you back. But of course I shall if I can Yeah, it's so good. I mean uh tomorrow I don't know how available I'll be the day because it's actually dad commander's birthday in a couple of minutes Oh, happy birthday dad commander.  I guess I think I even hopped in at the end when you were reading super chest or something Yeah, I'm just imagining how long it's going to take you to get through the super chest on this one It's going to be epic by itself. Yeah I mean we'll do our very very best, uh But yeah, I'm gonna just just cycling grabbing some invites as I do. So, uh, we'll I guess I'll we'll catch you around Yeah, it was fun. Uh, you guys have more fun and maybe see you later. Maybe see you next one. All right Let's go back. Let's leave small amounts of hours. We can get back on. Okay. Okay Slorms later I don't mind hanging out, but if you have more people you need to rotate in I don't mind taking off either We shall see that's actually We oh apparently team halloween is currently wittig Yeah, wow team halloween caught up Yeah, team christmas kind of took it away at the beginning, but uh halloween's just squeaked in the head now Damn, man. How about it?  I just didn't think it would be so quickly um Okay Yeah, see this is the thing it's funny when you have Essentially no schedule whatsoever. You just end up being like, wait, what do we even what what coverage is to be done said? Look around see see what see what options we got and I'm thinking with this selection Guess star wars is the best option, right? Out of all the different things we could possibly cover also. Hello. Well. Yeah I mean like if there's one thing we need to talk about more as star wars for sure Yeah Really enough star wars discussion. I am back. I wonder how many how many hours total of star wars talking has been done between Everyone combined. Oh just a few minutes. I'd say What star wars that one with the the snow planet the ewoks It's it's that it's that's uh movie about space wizards for children. Oh, yeah that one the one about space wizards But yeah, welcome back to I don't think you think that's accurate. I think it's more like space monks one like rather than that. I mean wrong class Well, it's wrong class. Don't you know you deem? Space wizards, how dare you um, but yeah, welcome back to efab satan. How do you do? Very good. Thank you for having me back. Appreciate it. Absolutely. Good to be here So we're in the we're up to late now for the european side of the world But america is still in what like afternoon ish It is um close close to evening. I think close to evening So be so between a line between afternoon and evening. Oh people are saying the snider cut trailer is out Are we are we able to watch trailers without getting hit by copyright? The snider cut trailer is only you can only watch it on the dc fandom, which is like um Almost like the way they did blizzcon where you can like buy an online ticket to watch Oh, surely surely there's a reupload on youtube by now though. Yeah, I give it a couple hours at max Is that something we can do live or do we get hit with depends if there's any music I think it really depends on whether we like it or not. So if it's positive We can say up if we don't like it however we're coming right down. It's very good. Very good. I like yes very good We could just uh say the exact opposite of what we think So that everyone else knows what we really mean But we'll get away with it Yeah, I suppose I imagine we'll have to wait a bit anyway Um, oh as go to stream cut for it Oh, wait wait what? For showing the lethal lightning who's on the gaming with geeks channel with me did a reaction on his channel to the snider cut And his video got pulled in like 10 minutes Ah Okay, see well, I'm afraid we can't do that So the snide wait the snider cuts out it's released. No the trailer trailer. Yeah. Oh I think the they've done a new trailer for wonder woman 1984 as well Do we do we have um do we have any news on batwoman season two? Probably sometime that like I think it's eight hours their streams going it started at 1 p.m. Eastern so like Probably a little bit to go and they they only have so many things they could show trailers of Yeah, the best we could do is all of us watch it and I mute it on stream And then we can tell people what we think but I'm at what we'll do is try and do that between stream one and two I think We can Have a chat about it. Uh, do we have a date when it's coming out at least? I assume people are hype. Is it a good trailer? What what chat? What do you think is it a good trailer? I trust chat even though They're of two minds or several thousand, you know I watched it without sound but what I found interesting about it was I didn't recognize a single shot from the joss Weedon cut so well that can only be a good thing I know like I was like, well, I mean seems like it literally making it different and Is there even anything redeeming about the original justice league is like not really Maybe if you remember that the guy who made it made like Avengers and Buffy Well, that's it's a it's an abstract association not anything about the actual content I feel like the killer argument for that is the guy who made Prometheus made alien. You're like, uh Then you're like, well, at least he didn't make alien coven Oh Can you imagine that making those two instant like because he didn't want to do a sequel to alien originally, right?  I just don't get it Well, am I the only one here with a loving family like I guess Satan you've got a loving family right it's like a whole bunch of demons Yeah, there's nothing more loving than a demon family Stick together Well, I think I put christmas on the basis that it was socially acceptable to drink at like 9 a.m On christmas day, so winner That's a good reason Yeah, things only get crazy on halloween once the song goes down Oh, I mean on halloween. It's it's accepted for for you to drink And it's acceptable for adults to eat candy. So you get both of those But you do it all day for adults to eat candy every time every time someone says halloween Their logic is totally flawed and I it's rags. You said christmas wrong But I like spooky things and christmas isn't very spooky. Yeah, I wait you're enjoying holidays wrong, okay It's all enjoying your excitement of halloween. Also halloween specials are better than christmas specials done at me Yeah, so anyway I suppose The so this this dc fandom thing. Are we expecting anything else from it that we haven't already gone I showed the trailer for a game called gotham knights that seems like it's a sequel slash soft reboot of the arkham games Where batman is not in it, but the rest of the bat family is playable and there's like co-op. It seems pretty cool Is there Bring out a trailer for the suicide squad I believe so. I did not see that. I've not seen it. Maybe it's not been released yet. It was supposed to be There's promo images of um Harley Quinn Again, wait, what oh for suicide squad two. Yeah There's a god awful picture of cheetah Yeah I think one thing we learned from the original uh suicide squad trailer is that not to trust the trailer Yeah Fucking don't Just at all Um So, yeah, we're okay. There's a there's an exclusive sneak peek for the new suicide squad. It's about two minutes long whoa Again, we probably can't watch stuff like that because People are saying fandoms free to watch now I've seen like tickets for it being sold on like steam and stuff So I was like, oh, I guess maybe you can like watch it on the steam client. I don't know. Maybe I just Maybe you can watch it for free or you can pay for it. Yeah, you fall for the scam Okay, yeah, so by the looks of it, there's no actual final footage in it It's just kind of like a behind the scenes feature at just showing the cast walking around in their outfits and falling on blue bags and stuff I always hate seeing that stuff before an actual trailer. It's like, yeah It's like, hey, we're gonna completely ruin the magic before you've even seen it in the first place Yeah From what I saw the of the teaser of suicide squad the new one is uh, they have Harley Quinn In actual outfit that looks good instead of some weird mishmash sort of like a I don't know It's like someone dresser who'd like to play a lot of online MMORPGs is phone like a tin hat and uh, I don't know a blue coat or something like that because it has higher stats or something That's how they dress her in birds of prey now. They dress up like a human being in the in this teaser James Gunn's directing this one, right? Oh Yeah, he's james god.   I think he would be the one you'd want to cast as a big dude, but Um, yeah, I don't he just looks like a big dildo to be honest. Is there something wrong with that the best kind Um, I mean if you're into that sort of thing then good for you, but um Yeah, I feel like james gunn can take things that would look silly and make them entertaining to watch though Oh yondu's in it. Not the actual character the actor Michael rucker Michael So anyway, I have a video for us. Uh, funnily enough, this is a bit of a throwback I don't I don't actually know what to expect. I've not seen it But um, it's unfortunate Jeff just left because he was here at the inception But it's okay because rags and I were too The toxic brood was coined By a particular youtuber while reviewing I believe tlj and talking about how Toxic the will to become or at least fandom willed and uh, he made a video for the for the rise of skywalker And we haven't seen it yet So who knows what to expect You know, I had to turn down the input gain on his mic I think I remember this guy Oh, and we we might be rotating. Let's find out. Oh, yes. Okay. Well, I'm afraid we'll be trading marks Okay, cool I guess Totally fine, but yeah, thanks very much for having me on. I really enjoyed being here I'm obviously going to be listening to a fair amount of the rest of the show chat Thank you for being so nice to me But I know I'm not saying I'm horrible too much from what I saw and uh, yeah Take it easy everybody. Congratulations on getting to 100. Thanks for coming. You're welcome very much and thanks for popping on Maybe you'll be back. Who knows we're gonna go for another. I don't even want to look how long much longer We're gonna go. We're just keep going. Yeah, thanks for voting for halloween I didn't pay him wrong. It's fine. It's hard to be wrong in a project That's fine Take care Hey mark after dark. What's better? Christmas or halloween? Uh, you already know my answer and I know you're gonna be disappointed. It's halloween. I'm sorry Wait, you think that's a correct answer. You think I'll be disappointed I know that you want christmas. That's what you want to hear. Isn't it? Oh, that's the truth. So we Predicated upon the idea that it's good to tell truthful things and I'll be honest Okay, you know it to be true EFAP 100 has been a rousing success so many halloween votes have come in I didn't even know it's a landslide. I just I guess I'm just the only person with with a wholesome family Who loves him and it's kept up good familial relationships I don't know spooky ween for the win lads. I can't wait for I guess it just makes me appreciate that all the more now. I guess I get it each on my wrist.  I was getting burned into my flash I just was screaming Rags stop casting spells at our guests So, yes, uh, wait, so if you if you cycle up a little bit in the uh in the watch together there You guys will be able to find the links you need to get into this We're still watching the Ben Shaparo I think it's french Also, no, we're not watching him anymore.   I I bought it and it wasn't very good at all. There's a reason why he's still a portable guy That's like your opinion, man You probably didn't get it. You're the kind of guy would vote that the rise of Skywalker isn't good Well, I wouldn't say that's inaccurate. Hmm I think it's an easy solid. What did you put it at six five? Who was it six? Oof because it did portray the fan at the franchise. I do It does hurt to hear it hurts to hear I was saying The member berries, you know, that's all the all it did was the ruin the entire Franchise by making, you know, Palpatine win in the end and not only win But take all the credit from the Skywalker family. It's uh, Ray Palpatine You know what? Laura's farm hers now a million falcon hers now X-wing Luke's X-wing hers now Luke's lightsaber slash Anakin's life lightsaber hers now Everything is hers now including like the legacy and all the good things that the lights the Skywalker's family has done Even though Skywalker family lost also, I think all the solos are dead also if I remember correctly good That's what you want as a fan That's what the fans asked for Yeah, it was a big I remember everyone wanting to I remember everyone wanting the rise of Skywalker to just obliterate all the great thing The Skywalker family did uh That was it now my my hope was that the rise of Skywalker would end with Luke Skywalker Rising from his bed and saying wow what a terrible dream I just had Yeah Alas Are you guys ready? yes Oh, here we go Oh, hey Fucking copyright shit. What is this? Already a rain quick on the draw on this one. This is a little loud Ah No, please I shouldn't play that one No, it should be okay. It was only a couple seconds Okay, well Why Stop playing the music I'll just mute it. You guys can tell me what I'm safe and I think we're done. Yeah. Yay You have no place in this story. You come from nothing you're nothing Oh, yeah, so for context, I'm pretty sure you like TLJ, but I guess you'll cover that Did he like TLJ? Do you remember Raxus? It was so long ago that we covered this. I think I I don't know I don't I can't remember. I think so I think he did but I can't remember. He was angry at everyone being angry at it, right? It was something like that, but not to me If only we could learn how to watch movies correctly, I think we all be I'll be good to go I just like reviewing Oh my god It's gonna happen Like it's own segment The rise oh my god So we're 43 seconds in and yeah, I was just gonna say look like the time spent here is like a little bit It sets the tone. You guys aren't getting it It's okay when I do 30 second intros if my video is an hour long Not 13 and a half minutes I feel like a lot of movie reviewers are just failed like wannabe movie makers So they take it out on the film reviews.  Oh god. This is already. I don't even know who this is.  It's just it's just funny because I think you could have sighed back in the day But it's too late now people have done it too many times no more sighing everyone stop it no more sighs make me Oh, is this one of the parts where he says I didn't want to make this video Well, yeah, we're gonna see if he says that I don't think I think people are smart of these days not to say that Ow Why is this video so loud already? I know there we go Yeah a couple months ago I saw star wars the rise of skywalker and Is this video gonna be one long sigh for 13 minutes really? I mean that's what the star wars franchise is now. It's just one long sigh Let's go say I'm getting this is good. I'm getting into the feel of the rise of skywalker sighing. It's like, yeah Wanted to love the smoothie but I just liked it why kind of I still enjoyed watching the film and there are things about it that are good But it's not without it's not like there's binoculars or No, the visuals aren't connected. That's just trailer footage. It's just random. Yeah, it's just it's the most dull Why would you assume what you see? Why would you assume what you see correlates with what you hear?  I'm gonna guess that at least Eight minutes of this review is trailer footage Going bold going bold, but I feel like uh, it's not just like looping Just rent the looped trailer footage or just trailer.  I think oh, yeah, that'll work. That'd be fun. I'll play that video essay bingo, man You can play it. You can play it On its own. It's not that bad of a film What are the parameters? It's not that bad. I mean, I guess we'll find out what his parameters are, but But as the ending to the entire skywalker saga I can't help but feel disappointed at how things turned out It could have been a whole lot better than this and that's also why I don't blame anyone who hates this one It was supposed to be the big finale the closing chapter star wars is endgame only instead of being as good and epic as endgame It just rips it off during I mean Excuse me. Um Yeah, those lines being like, I mean, well, hang on. Okay. I am, you know, everyone's here all the time Endgame was a disaster ending too. I'm sorry. Okay. Endgame is not very well written to say to put it out there I feel like it's been put out there before but I'm putting it out there again Um, yeah unpopular unpopular opinion. Okay unpopular opinion You have to know what the pair you have to preface it like a preface Is it is it unpopular or popular to say that endgame is poor writing in it? I don't know Well, I don't know that the trend on twitter is that you just say a popular opinion But you put unpopular opinion before it. Okay, so you look brave when you say it. Yeah, um It's saying I am I am man compared to I am all the Jedi It's like it does come across as like, oh my god. You got the like the discount store one, didn't we in star wars? What a mess. Ah, she raised all the Jedi and you just got to deal with it like Korra. No Turn the climax and as a whole ends up being pretty Meh when I finished watching the force awakens for the first time I left the theater with a big smile on my face Unpopular opinion.  I can't believe you just said that I mean, I really I really enjoyed the part of the movie of ride the sky walker where his planet blew up But I hate it when it turns out that he survived Well, uh, you found your way in I assume you could find your way back out I'm just saying this I've not really put too much thought into it But I think babbo frick might be the best new character that's introduced in the sequel trilogy Unpopular opinion He's he's pretty good, you know, you like I really liked his character arc, uh, babbo frick I mean like when he was like He was the true main character ideas It was not there about his methods Turns out there was not the sky walker saga. It was the babbo frick sock. He was a true hero From the beginning at the end of the movie when she's like, what's your surname? She'd just go frick Rick What you mean you forgot it is like no ray frick staring off into the distance I always hoped it would be ray plot I mean have some respect for the man who raised you for 20 years, you know I need to see him with plot is like, you know how much I sacrificed That's the argument I always get that she was apparently raised by plot Uncle butter whatever it is because his arm appeared a few seconds in the flashback.  He took you know, he made sure nothing bad happened to her then she just stole his shit and ran away But if you ask me for more than one quarter portion, I would be very upset with you Abby needs all the portions we can Great After I saw this all I said was Okay, it was all right at the time. This has been quite an informative review so far If that's your response, why do you feel the need to create a video review? Like I've seen so many films and gone. Yeah, that was all right Just not making a review to the rise of Skywalker Well, I didn't yeah. Well, you can't just do that. Yeah, look you're a pizza Yeah, it's such a weak way to begin by saying like, well, you know, it could have been good But it wasn't so anyway, I could have wanted to love it, but I didn't I mean it was a seven out of ten movie for me. Why was the morse? I don't know what that means It's like no, I was I was legit gonna say that at the 13-minute mark if he actually says this At a 10 he would have won me back. But now he lost that at a 10 Lost it It's a disappointing ejaculation at a 10. That's the same ranking Ben Shapiro gave it or was at six. Oh Uh, well, he gave it he ranked them from like he didn't give them Another rating that's the worst 10. Yeah It was six on his ranking. So, you know, there's a connection there. There's a through line everyone Ben Shapiro and AJ are connected Conspiracy going on. Yes Okay, it was all right at the time it was a seven out of ten movie for me But the more I thought about it it ended up being a six no more No less Now how oh it's gonna be one of those videos Where you have the tiny the incy-beency little one line you find for that one star wars movie and you awkwardly So yeah, that vaguely fits with the point I just made. I'm just gonna He said no more no less even though he changed it like on the fly Implying that it's a shaky six. It's like no more. No less If if Yoda says it they'll believe it, but if it comes from me, they just won't you know, it won't be the same I'm just nasally movie reviewer number 439. Wow. But did you see my long intro? I can do it, you know Even sounds very disinterested in his own video What I liked about the film first biggest positive the music in all nine films John Williams has there is a video by a youtuber called sideways who helps explain why the music is shitty in this film Everyone should go watch it I was impressed even I was watching and I was like, oh shit. Yeah. Oh I do feel like it is kind of the people that don't really understand much about Compositional music will just say ah, it is good because John Williams Well, you know, yeah, it made me it made me feel good and some of them were like the ones in the old ones. Whoo Yeah Bless us with amazing and memorable tracks. It's been a blast hate for it.  That's what sounds like. Ah, yeah star wars.  He's done Let him let him live out the rest of his days not having to You know carry the weight of every shitty Star Wars film with his shoulders Kind of upsetting but i'm glad he was able to finish it the visual effects pretty sure he didn't Wasn't his son that finished the music or something. I remember reading or brother something like that Almost sitting he didn't uh get it finished It's almost the reason why I didn't actually mind the change in musical styles for the Mandalorian because it's It's not it's not the same music, but it's you know, it's a little bit different and uh, yeah, that's what not to say me Every we can we can they can venture the new territory rather than to stay with the old the same old uh music It's still good I like the music in Mandalorian that is not what I would call an issue in Mandalorian Yeah, I like the music in Mandalorian. It's good music Yeah And sets were still amazing and I got to get the vfx team Props for being able to insert carry fisher into certain scenes Yeah, good job necromancers I don't know.   It just it was just you could feel them trying to make it work It wasn't seamless at all and it would have been just better off without Oh god that scene where they're talking like right here.  They're just making it work the best they can It was like the bit where it where leah's like oh do me a favor be optimistic and they have to construct a scene around that Yeah So you're saying instead of their Felt like one that made it in Oh It's like right we need to get ready to doubt a droid so that leah can say never underestimate a droid Well, I'd seen that scene And then it's not relevant to anything that happens ever Because it's in reference to the because originally in uh force awakens We were supposed to cut to the rebellion or the resistance Soon after the the original pose scene where he's captured And then they're like they're talking about what what they're gonna do because I think the opening of the scene is like Poe has been captured and the the the place has been destroyed and then They're like, uh, I think they know that bb8 has the droid and then they're like, oh, we're fucked And then she's like never underestimate a droid and so I'd seen that Clip already in relation to the force awakens critique. And so when I saw that in the film. I was like, oh I know where you got that from It's even more awkward. What do you know where it came from? It's uh I guess props to them for like the technology of it and the painstaking hours It must have taken to get it all done. But Jesus Christ.  You're my favorite customer. Okay Oh, hi doggy. Bye. Bye doggy. Hello a dozen red roses, please You did that so well Oh, hi, Johnny. I didn't know it was you. It's just there's just no emotion Is the flower shop lady the person who does these videos Sounds like Exactly like her The dialogue may be unnatural, but making it work into the narrative was not without effort Oh, yeah, okay. It was good because effort they failed, but they tried Therefore it's good and I like it When is it for something new Star Wars is it's just uh movies that give rewards because they tried It's just one big participation trophy It's really sad when you start out your review about a movie and you say let's talk about the good It's all technical aspects.  They managed to turn the camera on the movie Yeah, they the 300 million dollar budget they managed to make it look nice They found a way somehow They had to get real resourceful with this one They had to really pinch those pennies scroung it I tell you what the rise of Skywalker is like the evil dead of the new age Like I don't know how they did it, but There's a will there's a way they also managed to make Leia look like she was mostly there Leia was mostly got a bit this shot is kind of walking.  Wasn't it?   He's no, I yeah, I was thinking of the famous actor not the porn guy Apparently the porn guy named James dean neat How how did they do this? Well, uh, just straight up CGI and old photographs. I think That's fun.  Yeah at best death is a very, um It's not so much the end of life as it is a slight Inconvenience at times. It's kind of terrifying the like yeah, it really is just a bigger CGI budget. What if Death is no What if i'm a loading celebrities and then using their clones as actor slaves?  I am out. They're like, we're gonna bring you all back to CGI They're like, oh, yeah, well all of you. We don't need your consent to have you act in our film We've got enough dialogue that you recorded in the previous movies We can just like chop it all up and splice it together into entirely new performances Seeing as they've been paid by disney in the past I think there was definitely a secret like ownership of soul subclause somewhere and if anything they've signed So I don't think they have much say in the matter now Their likeness will just be owned forever by walt and the gang Walt and the gang so i'm looking forward to the uh layer a star wars story, which is just all made of b-roll footage Oh, that's gonna be great. The trailer opens with the line. You've never underestimated droi Pretty impressive also the performances were great, especially from daisy ritley and adam driver speaking of which I really enjoyed kylo ren slash ben solo in this from the beginning of the film I was worried he wasn't going to be a worthy supreme leader But I gotta say he was a very composed and intimidating leader this time. Why I do not think that I would I I say those things Yeah, I can't marry up what he's saying to reality What was the intimidating Yeah, how was he worthy when he jumped on the chain and said ouch Well, uh If you throw tantrums you apparently very intimidating a very intimidating antagonist you have to throw emotional Yeah, like I'm just waiting for this guy to say like I was worried he wouldn't be a consistently written character, but uh, fortunately he was I remember anyone remember how uh Tarkin was he's through emotional tantrums all over the place now That made him intimidating or remember how darth vader just threw emotional tantrums everywhere I know any good skywalker did but not darth vader really uh palatine Anyone remember how he just went off the walls as a crazy person Uh, even the joker is more controlled than ben solo. It's Yeah, it's the sign of a good character though a strong character someone who just flies into a blind uncontrolled rage The moment they encounter any kind of problems and can't can't reign it in Now with those tantrums, that's what we want in a in a a terrifying villain this guy those tantrums and uh, this kills people This is out of nowhere He was slightly inconvenienced though to be fair. So That is true. We're leaving that part out and we shouldn't we gotta be fair remember when There was the the conference the conference room and The guy you're gonna reference the guy asked the perfectly reasonable question and be intimidating The the composed and intimidating leader kylo ren strangled his subordinate for asking such a reasonable quest This is like a Old old two-dimensional comic book villain stuff or james bond villain stuff It's not really someone you want to see and even james bond villains when they do that They're still in control.   He's more intimidating. I feel like the mask is an intimidation Yeah, because I even adam driver has a face that It's not an intimidating face.  I mean he he keeps the lightsaber that's apparently flawed His his helmet shatters and instead of getting a new one He just repairs the old one He picks up all 10,000 pieces and jigsaw is it back together.  Hello there. Mr. Mr. Blessed Pyteman Vox's productions himself. Oh, hey Hello, all you lovely people at EFAP, how are you doing? Hello Wonderful to see you again. So how do you do? How are you doing? I'm very good. Thank you. Congratulations on making it to a hundred I know it's more fun than you. Welcome. Thank you for being here for our amazing celebration Oh I think I was on the the last time I was on EFAP was actually your 50th. That was the last time I made an appearance Just like myself and uh, what did I do last time here? Oh, that's right. I read I read gay erotica And that's what I can remember before as well as still having that name of blessed python of all the nicknames I could have had blessed python.    I like uh Blessed python to me is offensive. Okay to my people. Okay So, so what's what are we covering? We're uh, we're doing we're doing a star wars. We're looking at star wars. I mean we just well That's new There I don't think I've ever done star wars on e-fap The current coverage he said that kylo ren is the most he's had the most consistent arc throughout and we had to pause the second he said it He hasn't even finished the sentence. Um, I don't think he needs to Kylo Ren is possibly I don't know how he could salvage the sentence from that point He's possibly the most inconsistent. I've been saying mockingly. Oh, he's gonna praise kylo ren for being consistently written God damn. He just went ahead and did it Well, it's it's really hard for him to be consistent because he keeps having teenager mood swings I mean that's why he likes kylo ren so much He'd be my suggestion for most inconsistent character in fiction.  But no consistent arc also if you want to because right now it says we've got nine people in the uh wash together So whoever isn't in there including you voxs if you'd like to jump in to make sure I think I am I'll see if I can type something into the chat I don't know what the fuck I'm doing In this entangie changed my mind also that Han Solo scene was pretty emotional I just like it was pretty emotional Okay You could It was really emotional whatever, you know It goes to show how easily people can be fooled It's explicitly a person conjuring up a vision so that they can forgive themselves and it fools people and they think that it's amazingly Well-written deep character stuff. I think that's how tyrants do it. Ah, I feel so bad about killing all of you You did not mean it I forgive you for murdering my family Hello visions of people I murdered. Thank you for forgiving me. All right. Well, that's that's awesome Thank you very much for for visions my psychotic Yeah, it's like what you think I should invade more countries.  He's like dad. Really?  I I was done I was completely done. All right, but it was Han Solo said go kill everybody Hylo was just as interesting as it was in the last one the fight they had in the death star wreckage was intense And that force transference fight they had was pretty intense Also, I was on the edge of my seat He means It's like their dynamic was as interesting as the previous The movie was great emotional thing was cool Emotional intense. This is why you should never take volume when you're about to do a review It was epic I thought it was good Was this video just made for ad revenue? Do you think there's gonna be a segue for skill share or something? You guys Most ambitious RPG of the year But like, you know, you know how he said that the scene was emotional It's like what do you do you want to go into any more depth? He's like, no There was there were some emotions in the scene. Oh, okay. Well, it contains emotions. That's Hate A lot of hatred there, yeah So their relo moment was pretty epic. No, no, no, no that one He actually said no they didn't do anything. They stood there and got zapped Goes they lift their lightsabers that they fall over. That's it That's all that there was the real relo moment was like, oh, no, I you're back to life.  No, no, you hang up. No, you hang up.  I want to die.  I'm out.  No, no, I was able to compare I think he meant like we were mentioning Avengers earlier like that That at least like for how bad it was At least you could say that like maybe there was an exciting fight sequence at the end or something Like and that really you like that it's it's great. Um, you got what you wanted out of it What did you get out of the fight scene? I can I even call it a fight scene the end confrontation at the end of this Oh, it was great. It just gets zapped and then she just goes no you and then he explodes Wow, you're really underselling the dialogue there. She says I am all the Jedi and he says I am all the Sith it is very cool You're right. It was really epic out of 10.   He did that second one. That's what we all learned if he just had that second one If only Anakin Skywalker had blocked dooku's Lightning with two lightsabers. He would have won right there. He would have in in the clone wars immediately Love the trio, man. Ever since I saw the force awakens. I've wanted to see these three interact with each other There's a parody video or something I've really been longing for the main characters to see each other I couldn't wait to see the main three characters speak to each other That's amazing and boy did we get and boy did we get an interaction They had a whole conversation together Yeah, they had a whole conversation two of them kind of hated each other And then the end they hugged isn't it isn't it great watching them try to condense like Three movies worth of character interactions and development into about two minutes of dialogue Love it I don't I honestly it made me wonder why other movies waste all that time Yeah, yeah, definitely. Yeah talking to each other and doing stuff If that's all it takes for them to be friends, they must be besties with babu frick like they probably had just as much of an exchange Well, they probably did have more actual screen time with babu frick.  Thank you. Thank you movie for putting the main characters together. That's a new one Yeah, this guy's benchmark for success in a film is so low I get it so low the characters meet up and they go on an adventure It was great. The character is so unconventional Yeah, and all the characters remembered to breathe. I was really invested in that Very much very realistic. Not all though. I think they all had faces.  Therefore, it's good.   I don't know. I don't know. Movies that don't exist yet Are usually pretty cool because it's your imagination Movies that don't exist yet have potential whereas this has no If this one's done, it's finished. It's squandered it all I also love how we get to see almost all the characters from the originals Luke and wail and no wedge I didn't Dude, this is disnoyed behavior. I can't have this, okay I got to see the characters. This movie's awesome. Ed characters in it. Awesome. Oh, dude in that shot as well Han's skin and his hair don't have a clear line between them Some people have scuffs like that.  It's like they had the characters from the other one. It's like we really are scraping the barrel now Even Han Solo, let's talk about the title. A lot of people are like, why is it called the rise of skywalker? Ben Solo barely contributed to Palpatine's death Oh, I was like talking in the video. That was weird. Well, no, he didn't it's not that he didn't contribute He helped I don't really care that it's called rise of skywalker that much. I whatever Like obviously it's referencing Ray rising and and does the skywalker right? Is that it? Are we doing it right? I genuinely don't think they put that much thought into it. This is like a designed by committee name It's like this was a holdover name and it's like we'll think of something better later and then they absolutely Couldn't They just did replace it.   I don't know. Okay. It's Rise of vader skywalker death star palpatine sheave Are you happy now? We just went with search engine optimization that was it so what what people what do we will search for a rise? Okay, and skywalker. Okay, put those together I I wouldn't use search engine algorithms because they'd be like, okay, what do people think of them do star wars? They just type in your chicken google. Okay. Our new title is Ray rule 34 don't know what that is, but that should be a good title star wars. I think star wars rule 34 Ray rule 34. I think it's provocative.  Oh wait, hold on. Oh, no One of them just mix the old names together and call it the return of the sith and it totally works Yeah Yeah, and yeah, and it actually fits with what happens in the movie And you could argue it's like, oh, it's cool to combine the two finales to the third finale name any The sith of the jedi skywalker The sith of the phantom returns Or it could have been uh, the clones of the jedi I guess no the return of the clones. I mean the clones of the sith. Oh my god What about attack on the skywalker? Palpatine and all evil people running away and fear like They're coming A new palpatine Star wars all the jedi.  Well, he did perform a good deed by helping Ray defeat the emperor and reviving her life force If anything he hurt because palpatine sucked his life force power out.  I'd be like, maybe episode 10 will be interesting. Who knows?  Let me get through here. Hey granddaughter I guess we're winning this one. What are you two smacks doing? I wanted ray turned around and said once more this body feels kind of weird It's interesting. Oh, I've got titties. Oh, is it very interesting? Well, as she's as she's a vaporizing him. He's like, blah, blah, this is actually good, by the way Actually doing this Did you catch anything about what I said earlier? Now I am on the sit and all the jedi The final scene of her force sexting with the uh, force ghost of uh, kylo As she's um, they can be together forever She's vaporizing him all the jedi like quite gone and mace windows stuff. They're all like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Oh, you What are you doing? It's like they're all backseat game. It's like, no, press that Really? Okay. Well better reload the checkpoint Ray kept the name Skywalker alive by adopting the name But to me the title wasn't just literal remember that scene where all the ships showed up at the end? Yes, that's the rise of Skywalker This can't be real, this can't be Well, um, the rise of Skywalker was with us all along. It was the friends we made See all that ship that star war It's kind of funny because the first order can't go up But the other side is supposed to be the rise of Skywalker and like that's kind of kicking them while they're down You know Is how we're going to win in the end?   If he kisses Ray and it's like Good lips Although also also technically most recently his own mum Oh This kiss is a bit too familiar. I'm gonna I'm gonna disappear now I wonder at the end is all the ghosts pop up like mace windo and quaggons like no, it's not too good of a kiss It's all critiquing him and shaming him and so this is not that great. What's going on here? To be fair leo could be like, well, this is not the first time I've kissed a family member Oh Is royalty uh, she's probably used to like incessant stuff that's not too bad for her part of the course All right then yes, so now that we've got to that point, let's continue Yeah Or rather the rise of hope I thought I was gonna say rise of hope That would be so ain't I just it's like, oh, yeah It started off with the new hope and now we're at the rise of hope like where have we gone like in a journey I feel like we're not making steps forward Hope itself is inherently like a rising thing It doesn't the rise of potentially something rising in the future. This is pre-rise Blood pressure is rising Of the rise of blood pressure Which is bad for palpatine, I imagine he's very old in that weird clone sort of body.  It's just one giant needle. This is my blood pressure I just picture it happens. He goes to a new clone next day.    Can I have a young clone? You think I'd be in charge of these decisions, but apparently I'm not You've got three of them. Can't you just like mush them together to make a complete one? Maybe you could have like a scientist there being like, well, we could put you into one of the snook ones No Failed palpatines Though that's a whole separate thing, dude. Look you're making up these issues. It was clear in the film. There's no clones. Can you believe that he's confused? I know it's so I thought it was so clear. People are confused with how this works. It's so When I saw the jar of snokes, I was like, oh cool No After snook died, no one even really mentioned him again I forgot about him. Yeah I'm floating smoke torsos hanging around on exegol palpatine kind of forgot about snook And it's kind of forgot. I also I think palpatine is working with the same company that did bachard's clone Or his synth body because they just made him old. I can maybe young Nope, sorry. You have to be old. What if you were making this mistake platinum package? He's just got the bronze package where you can only get like old bodies I'm sure making in star star ships is probably pretty expensive. Yeah, that's where most of his resources went I suppose he just had a little bit of budget left over for like corpse revival Every time because he has like three palpatine clones ready to go and he's like, look this one's pinky finger This one's wedding finger and this one's index finger or tizmy if you take all the good fingers and put them on one hand I'll take that clone Good fingers One came to create when leia and the resistance called for help, but luke showed up and inspired her No, no, no, everyone was confused. They were like, what's happening. Is he a is he a spooky ghost?  He was supposed to go off and find everybody. Yeah Is the rise of skywalker Confirms that in the previous movie luke could have gone there in a very real corporeal form and done that He just didn't He couldn't be so that involved so he went so he went there inspired hope and then fucked up again So he could kill himself by astral projecting To fight kylo. Yes I kind of want to start with spin-off where it's called pimp my clone and um, you just uh You get a clone body he's put It shows you putting cool things a tool attachment to your clone and you can say spirit can inhabit a really awesome clone But paladin didn't want that.   He's like what? so Like yeah, wouldn't you lose hope you'd lose hope How do you explain this story? We're fucked. How do you explain this story? Like imagine you're a first-order trooper and just someone at a canteen is like so what happened I don't really know like he was there, but then he just disappeared and kylo was confused. We were confused We forgot that we could track the hyperspace track of thing for the falcon So we lost him like it was all just a mess like we don't want it's an inside job It was an inside job it's conspiracy Well, I mean they could even spin it in an almost positive way where it's like, you know This Luke Skywalker guy appeared for like a couple of minutes.   She just has to stay at the base It wouldn't it be funny if they waited until he pulled her right to the entrance of the door It's like this comically huge amount of flash pile fountains that just goes everywhere And they're like, oh my, I was like, Finn, Finn, what is the goal right now?  Because you know they have those kids reenacting it at the end of TLJ And it's like, what story are you telling? Like what was it? What do you think happened?   He's like you came to save my soul No You want to follow that one up Luke with any kind of like insightful remark?  He disappeared. You know the guy who could have probably stopped. Oh, yeah. He's gone. Um, who've we got? We've got this girl Don't know who she is, but she's really powerful. Yeah, she's great. She can move mountains We got Jimmy in the back Jimmy. Yeah. Yeah, there's Jimmy. We got this furry thing I don't know.  They may come in handy a half dead vietnamese girl Um po who's who's really good at yelling ray That could come in handy. Um, yeah, because we do have a ray. They pair up right So so yeah, there might be a problem there, but other than that plenty of hope we got stock fulls of hope We have an army.  Yeah, this is like a living nuclear bomb With heels She's a floating tank cross-sabering healer There used to be a time where we could say well, at least she can't fly She flies now she flies now She flies now She can email lightsabers to people with her mind I just realized this is the same universe that forgot about everything that happened what like 30 years prior, but like four people Remember what luke did right in this moment and the whole universe is inspired by hope Yeah, well, so I mean in that same cantina that guy's like that story doesn't make sense And some other guy goes let me tell you an inspiring story But a lucky group of rebels that took on a giant space testicle and they're like, what are you talking about?   I think they should just go for it at this point for the lels might as well Hmm He's just homeless homeless bum telling everyone how used to be you once used to be a well-respected I used to be a well-respected senator Sure, sure. I had a I was a general. I had a promising military and political career I held the jedi fine the city people trust me best friends with Darth Vader when he was baby I Was like Tells so crazy stories. I knew Darth Vader as a child.   There's Well, so here's one of the issues with the fan of the rolling droid crabs like what happened to them Oh, I'm sure they're still around somewhere They were like really effective. They're better than stormtroopers. Why why aren't the empire?   Yeah Fine, so they're just got a different helmet prototype of stormtroopers They're just the seasonal variant So I said after the clone wars they demilitarized robots Is like well, that's not true because in Mandalorian we see them with weapons guarding ships and stuff. Yeah Also, we had them used as bounty hunters in the ot Yeah Oh boy Massive armada of ships showed up rise of hope Hello, also. Hello CJ. How'd you do? Hello guys, how's everyone doing? Hey, it's the great We got the band back together again. That's an achievement unlocked surely we finally we finally got that crossover Yeah, you fap and tgp bde aids. We we did it Oh boy, we're talking about the star war. Yes Well, this now we're talking about the rise of sky The worst Star Wars the worst of the wars Um, if you want if you have you got can you see the link to the to the thing you can jump in and watch this video? I I am in I'm wearing to go. I Oh well Let us continue he's talking about The the rise of skywalker is represented in the ships at the end coming to save the day. That is the rise of skywalker The grand hope of rose when the massive armada of ships showed up rise of hope equals rise of skywalker. Wow Yeah, so if we randomly change the words, yeah, one thing does become the other that's right If you force it it works.  It's value numerically. Here we go. Here we go. We've got to do the thing So I'll ask in order. They arrived vox's productions What is better? halloween or christmas In what sense as a no, you don't get to ask that which do you prefer objectively? No Sorry We see halloween has a very dark aesthetic which I like But at the same time there is the seedy element of it where it is basically home delivery for pedophiles so halloween Is a bit dour in that regards christmas Used to be good, but it got very commercialized and in some ways you can't even call it christmas anymore You have to call it winter fest or some bollocks like that And also it promotes obesity um so Why why do you have these houses on halloween? Hmm. Why do you show up at these houses on halloween? He's the one that lures the kitties with candy. Yeah and cigarettes Come here children. I've got some malbras. I think I left the wipers in the back room. You've come this way I've had some change in my pocket if you just reach on in there It's like an all-you-can-rape buffet That's pretty much halloween Isn't it?  I've got to buy gifts I'm gonna say I'm gonna say I like christmas because that lasts longer halloween's what just one night It's four hours.  It's the month and you're all heathens So Yeah, and also halloween is one of those dirty pagan festivals.  So i'm i'm gonna have to put my lot in So you're choosing christmas on the basis that the duration is longer Yeah, it's nice and also it's more inclined to get your family together and family is more important than sweets Thank you so much. Thank you so much for saying that. I feel like i'm like an alien on a different planet You are an alien you require a particular time of year to get your family together you weirdos Halloween is more efficient than it it only takes it does all the joy in just a short four hours And then so much better in this fast-paced world we live in today.  You all got daddy issues Says the one comparing halloween to pedophilia, but all right Yeah, you enjoy your pedophile holiday I'll be something to make nog and you know watching some good tv This is a cool halloween I take it you didn't like it when santa emptied his sacks into you then I was more impressed that you managed to fill my stocking Yeah, what is it? How can you say that about halloween when an old man breaks into your house in christmas? Sneaking in the children's rooms and leaving behind presents MTA is sacking the children's room For something else So CJ same question Uh Well, it's in my name.  So they'd have the christmas ads on Over and over and over again It's enough to make you start want to stab everyone in the building. Um, which is why he no longer works at sainsbury's Also, I don't get as you know, I don't get as many presents at christmas anymore. So These are the shittiest reasons for halloween Excellent reasons the commercialization of halloween Christmas is a big downfall I would say a reason for it. He says it's because he doesn't get as much presents anymore. Oh, we can If we offer you presents for christmas, will you join the christmas crew? Don't accept that bribe have have a back No, no, no, no, you automatically assume the worst from people from christmas and that was literally a bribe I have a bribe with anything we're just saying come and come and be on the christmas side And we will give you things for making that decision I sat on santa's lap one too many times. I can't bear it again. You talk about the first thing that popped up Well then one vote for halloween one vote for christmas You know, you can You you could just bar your windows i'm sorry, but the halloween party's a better. Oh, yes How because halloween is better halloween is legendary statements are incorrect They're built on faulty premises foundation of your love for halloween is flawed one and that's all i'll say Also, I like all of that was built on a faulty premise. That's acceptable during halloween You can dress up as fun characters whereas christmas is not so much you can just put on like a silly hat You can wear it You're gonna have to dress up in your costume and stay indoors.    Who does that? Hopefully nobody Who worked for halloween who visits their family for halloween? Who does that? I do skeletons? Uh They're not people snacks not real One day my family will be skeletons. Yeah, and then I hope they will visit me on halloween God, I hope Gulp's bride will I don't know whatever skeletons do we can all go boning together Go boning christmas a halloween movie or a christmas movie Is what a nightmare before christmas? It's Because it's about a character learning about the christmas spirit, which is amazing and it fixes everything Now that's some naive shit right there. It is all liking holidays wrong. Yeah, you're liking holidays All right, we're liking holidays It's a Rise of sky waker. Also. I think halloween movies are better than christmas movies for sure That's a halloween Christmas only has like diehard that's it christmas is trash diehard the christmas movie Diehard is a christmas movie and i'll fight anyone that says no I mean you can argue that it is set during christmas But it doesn't really embody the spirit of christmas and it's not really does though Technically eyes wide shut would be a christmas movie. Iron man three is a christmas movie Do you not show your kids that every year?  This is what happened on epstein's island We're drunk every every day every year christmas. We're gonna watch cuties. That'll be great Have you guys talked about that yet?   I can get them in loads of trouble Interesting strategy Get toward a certain demographic of people that no one really wants to talk about all we have to do is You have to just upset mums if you upset mums the internet will all look at what you're doing Well, the issue is that they upset people because they painted it as something that's legitimately like awful In their description and stuff Didn't they Yeah It's weird they painted it as this weird anti-conservative thing And it was just so What do you mean like because it said it goes against the parents wishes or some shit about It's her breaking away from her traditional religious background like it means it's working and it's like Isn't it really mature audiences It's a yeah, it's really mature. It's not a kid's thing see that is That's the part that really makes it horrible because then you can have pretty much anything happen that movie commentary, so anyway, right? Yeah Oh, wait, we do that snacks. Did our snacks been? He's a I was halloween.  They don't they have broken families. Everything's so cynical and it's My family is fine. They hang out all the time on halloween It's also commercialized. It's made to break up and they just want to sell you chocolate and then is Besides we don't need to date women. All I need is a sock and some warm mashed potato I Rags you like mashed potato, right? That was the whole match potatoes. Yeah, the whole drug stream you were talking about mashed potatoes I like I like mashed potatoes are really good I enjoy potatoes mashed and as fries and By the way, we've got we're gonna hit our cap by the time we get to the we got to carry on with this video Otherwise, we might not be able to finish it. So let's we can do this. Oh, no What is the callus? I was so we're a we started at two. We're at 12 to 22 10 22 and we go to 11 55 So we've got about an hour and a half left But I'd say probably an hour because I don't want to risk cutting anything off You know put it too close so we can do this this this video We've only got eight minutes left Let's discuss my issues the pacing especially in the first few minutes is pretty rushed first few minutes Whoa, I mean What happens in the first few minutes isn't it just kylo in the first few minutes? It's him meeting palpatine Yeah, he's fighting on the pacing is rushing the first few minutes forest and then They don't meet the spider oracle.  But it's yes, it's by 34 minutes It's the longest star wars movie and this guy's like yes add another 20 minutes I was gonna say as well the The whole like you can't process enough.   Why did they sideline her so much?  Oh, come on. If anything, she should be part of the main crew She doesn't know I mean what? Sabotaging the mission Look we as he stated It's actually harassing her colleagues our main crew Our main crew hadn't even had a scene yet.  We can't deal with this.  Not hearing a no Well, it sounds dumb. So probably yeah, probably No, I think he try and subvert expectations make make something different happen make both of them gay I Tag along for the ride seen the dynamic between all four of them instead of seeing her being reduced to a spec analyst She's not a main character Well, and any she would make a really good spec Yeah, they didn't do enough with the other main characters. There's no room for her Stop shaming spec analysts though.  They'd stop caring Everyone's braze just shuts down. It's like, yeah, I guess Like what about the holder maneuver that jaja was like, yeah, kind of we are used to that. We're like When was jaja here? Don't think too hard about it. He's been here the whole time In the middle of the fight is like there's too many of them and he crashes.  Like don't think about it. It's fine. Yeah, it's fine Is rosa general in this movie?  He said he had banter cute banter What what was the cute banter when she electrocuted him? Yeah, yeah, that was that's uh, it's always funny band what was it Didn't allow him to complete his redemption arc and sacrifice himself to save everyone. I mean, it's He he was willing to which is good enough for me But is that cute banter though? That was the question him dying That's what I was thinking in that precise moment like this is this is pretty cute banter with him like plummeting towards the It's funny to think about like She's like I saved you silly or or dingus whatever she says and then She establishes, you know go save the things you love and then you just hear the cocking of guns And they're surrounded by stormtroopers and then it pans away and you see a blasting I I don't know why she didn't like Just push pal patine out the way when he's getting electrocuted if she's so good at sabotage That would have been a really good subversion of expectations. Uh, no, you're not other jedi. See I say pal patine now. He's gonna win Quick question Yes, you know, you know that line where they're like, oh the whole we can't do the hold on maneuver because it was a once in a Million shot or whatever.   Fuck. Uh, fin says it's one in a million. That'll do Which to be honest with you. I'm surprised they did that Yeah, uh, it means that a million people tried it and that was just happened It happened to be the one The time where it worked and that's why they named it after her The hold don't maneuver Don't you see it at the end of the movie though? There's like a split ship. It's like somebody did it Yeah, that's what I'm saying is they they so I think the film is originally stood They did everything the way they did it and then someone was like lul Let's have a hold on maneuver at the end for the cool special effects And then some guy was like, wait, why didn't they do that on exegol? They're like, oh Oh Oh, yeah, it's gonna be mr.  Yeah, we can't do them on that planet. Just can't sorry Okay, well, all right then It's possible at that range. I don't know whatever it's a it's a cybelea planet.  It was like there's so many questions now and they're like no no no no No, it was just invented like just just just invent humanity never weaponized things. Don't you know Fleet of ships that can do that and then fit them with droids that have precise calculations and this launch Thousands of ships just read your enemy An early naval warfare was built around the idea of ramming into the other ships Like it's like the first thing you think about No, it's no, it's true. It's true any other ships were like I think I can just picture like there's this general like the they establish hyperdrivers travel and like so cool Don't weaponize this and the general's like, uh Okay I will I will not do that There's been some sort of like intergalactic war agreement that says you're not allowed to use that maneuver. You can destroy planets Planets it once but hey, you can't run into me. That's a war crime.   Yeah, I'm the first dude to think of that. Oh my god. Wow, one quarter portion for you There are about a couple of moments in the film where Finn and Rose interact in a way that they're still dating But are trying to keep it professional on military grounds That's some that's some wonderful inference there my dude I made non-canon like they were just uh, they were just friends They didn't even think they were friends at this point. They get a bare minimum of interaction They were amicable I just like the idea that he says that to JJ rooms like I really like how you handled the Clearly invested in each other like they're romantically involved, but they're trying to keep it professional and JJ's like Woman but yeah, and she wants to focus on her career with the resistance But Finn, I mean, he's just a lover, you know, he's just a lover and Yeah, absolutely. I'm glad you picked up on that Ryan Johnson just put those two characters together and said okay now kiss Can they have real chemistry between each other? Oh, what do you mean? I loved every scene where she's like berating him and oh, it's so great I think I'm like a it kind of like a it has to save majesty and Genius as Picard But by the end of the movie you have an on-screen kiss with two random characters. Yeah And it got cut information territories because they don't like the lesbians. So Yeah Yeah, I I really hate that they did this Nobody like this everyone is annoyed. It's like, what are you doing?  Well, they're they're clearly in some kind of a relationship and they're kissing And that's what people do to show, you know affection and happiness and all that bullshit but You have when you when you have fin and rose Like if they kissed it be weird because we sort of know them and we sort of know about their relationship dynamic So that would be really odd. It wouldn't be like two random people Sometimes you could hurt yourself by giving information if you want that kind of a payoff Does anyone watch back through the trilogy to see if there's any kind of like, uh, You know background storytelling going on between these two individuals Um, I'm like anyone's caring. I love the idea that it's all told in the background Like I swear the woman on the left has like one line Oh, yeah, she's the one she's the one who says they've heard us and they haven't responded or something like that Yeah, and she introduces holdo as well.  The other one is a random You go all the way back to phantom menace and just scenes in the background They they catch each other while in university in the next film You see them sitting down to a meal the next film. They're like Watching a movie together the next thing you're just like, oh my god.  She they could just be really really horny Nothing wrong with getting a kiss in there, you know when the when the victory happens Yeah, before the ptsd sets in they realize they've killed lots of people So it should be mentioned. Pippo is clearly not happy. He's very sad right now. Look at him They could even potentially be new dread eye who are just trying to transfer life into one another Yeah, I'm sure they use that line all the time. Yeah, I'm a Jedi come here. Let me give you some pounds So I have some amount of experience when it comes to transferring life into another person It's done Unless that's how the lesbians do it They have taught you We need no man I am no man That aren't important to the story so why not give them an on-screen kiss nobody wants to see that stop it We had on screen. They already had one. Nobody liked it Nobody liked that Of all the things that would improve this movie that is not one of them There's a poll to vote for yes or no of them to kiss and yes is just faded out Also finn looked genuinely confused after that kiss that was not like a reciprocated like thing He looked like you have a concussion girl like yeah, it was it was like why did you do that? Oh, yeah, I needed the scene where he pats her on the head. He's like good. Okay.  I'd get it and it was jj's idea or disney's I don't think reducing her to a background character was the way to go Also finn doesn't really do much in the film Does anyone Character technically except for ray like ray's the only real character Everyone else is there to make sure that we know the audience that ray is just awesome Well, if you remember, um, their whole goal is to get the McGuffin the muck muffin. Sorry Um, and once once they get like everything leads to that they have it ray just fucks off And so they go home like you need to remember from the pov of all of our heroes They they went home with nothing at that point halfway through the film. They got nothing Um lucky for them they plug in d.o He has a bunch of useful information which again really well written.  I like the idea that it's like what a great leader if they had tilted their ship You all would have died Great job It's leading ex storm troopers. I think they were pretty committed themselves. They didn't they didn't need much of a push Also, what if there was just spinning?  Down they go.  Yeah.  Yes, that's about the best thing they've gave him to do Also, apparently he's force sensitive They could have done something with this how cool would it have been to see finn try to crush the command deck using the force?  I would have stopped caring by that point. Oh my god. The idea that he crushes the top of a star destroyer just off hand He's like, let's do it. It's like, oh Might as well work. Let me use brain power. Remember when I was Spanish, but that would be entertaining though Let's be honest. I agree. I would have laughed really hard Yeah, I think for the wrong reasons. Yeah But it would give give e-fap an extra couple of hours to digest that I couldn't finn just I don't know snap its fingers and the whole thing disintegrates That'll work. It's funny to me that like, you know, like when you have a group of friends You're all just back and forth and about what could have happened in the movie And he's like, yeah, wouldn't it be cool like finn just crushed him at every one of the tables like no They slab there.  And he's like, oh, okay I don't know. I just thought it would be cool Everyone's saying g'dell bit All right, I'll move what is that line that he's just said where they could have done something with this I think that's kind of like the store of the entire sequel trilogy. They should have done something with this It wouldn't really cool if they did that What if the communist force crushed hitlers?  They could have they could have done something with these characters. It was it was pretty flawed, but like Yeah, I will I will back that horse.   Mupa's working on it. Okay He probably wouldn't have been successful, but at least he would have done something with it Runeboy did something with it Runeboy did something with it He just tried You gotta tried at least yeah How would we know what he was trying to do if he didn't succeed in doing it?  He's like you did something He did something Kind of wanted for that for them to like you get these CTPO and like just Unlock that little thing so you can access the sith language and then he turns evil and starts snapping everybody's necks That wouldn't cool. Yes. It's so good Actually C3PO getting turned evil by this this all this fuckery And when they put him onto the the umpire ship and the door opens the storm She's like, who are you and he goes C3P Oh, and then just kills them all and then it turns out that From a rogue rogue one like a Darth Vader scene with C3PO just murdering everybody And the uh, it turns out that babu frick was actually the phantom menace all along He's inside C3P operating waiting for the opportunity to babu frick was the secret sith all along. Yes We know how to make good stars. Okay.   It wouldn't it wouldn't surprise me. I mean she can do the hand wavy, you know, uh, mine tricks So she powers are not things you would learn the such powers are not things you would learn from a Jedi C3PO being more involved in the story was a welcome addition, but his subplot makes no sense His subplot makes no sense It's like the opposite of the things we say it's fascinating Oh, the the sword dagger nonsense. Yeah, okay.  That's I mean that was Fine. I don't see how that was. Yeah, I'm okay with him doing it The part that was weird was what he was like.   That'd be cool because he knows what happened But he can't tell them maybe he can't tell them for some reason Clue to finding this wave finder that leads to exegol, but his programming forbids him from translating the cis language Maybe she wrote it down. All right real quick. First of all, I agree. Maybe if he's gonna write it down Wouldn't that count as translating though? What about no, well it so if the point on a map then That's all kind also kind of technically No, no, that wouldn't count as just taking the information and transferring it into another Think about it, right? You read directions in french and someone says can you read these directions in english? And you're like no, can you point to the map which is a neutral element?   It's been destroyed by the fact that a character has ability to point it Dude, you say that as if we were already at that point with the whole they don't know which way is up thing We're already there I'm just picturing if c3p or raising his finger upwards. They're like, wait, is that is that he's like up Droid to translate which way is up We only know which way is up in french It's built by anakin As a kid, right? So how would he well, of course, I see this is where I give some benefit Like anakin i'm assuming gave him like a standard ui or software thing that comes with its own Restrictions or whatever, but it is a weird as hell This isn't even the answer that the film gives its own answer for this the film says The new regulations by the republic made it so we can't read Shit one second And it's like the idea that cp if you can only point in french or something Why would we even mention pointing of course chat is going nuts And a new meme is born No, no, that's an old meme It's a it's a meme that breathes new life every time pointing comes up They've got they usually have the nerd person with the pointing now they got a robot with pointing What language are the pointing in is it french you better be french i can't tell i'm not fluent in french pointing Actually, we're not allowed to translate. We're not allowed to tell you what language we are pointing in It looks like It's very english pointing I mean, I guess in some languages they probably point with a different finger Maybe because it's rude to point with your index finger.  Let's just move on so they go to kajimi to find a black market droidsmith named babu frick. Yes babu frick The best character in all of star wars. Oh, that's amazing team frick most in-depth character The hack into his mind and the downside to getting him to translate the language Is to wipe his memory. How would they get the translation? One could argue that the memory wipe took place after the translation process But it didn't because there's a brief scene where we see babu hack into his mind And as soon as he says wait, I just remembered there's something else we could try His brain gets fried And the fact that ray walked off as if to say yeah, I can't be here right now In the case that the c3po they remember was in that instant gone His memory was wiped at that exact moment before the translation process It doesn't make any sense as to how they were able to translate it from a memory that doesn't exist I mean, I don't know how it makes any sense, but I mean they seemed If they transferred all of the data in his head into another system Well, no, the impression I got was that he there's like a baseline UI for protocol droids and then the personality comes on top of it there to delete the personality because if you remember Immediately after he sounds very robotic compared to normal. Yeah Oh, wasn't there something said about how they constantly have to keep resetting them because they come like sentient or some That's I don't think that's in That might be in solo it's either in solo or something in the eu But yeah, like the idea is that once droids live for too long they start, you know Because he had his memory wiped at the end of uh revenge of the sith, didn't he?  Shall we shut it after seeing the first trailer I was honestly excited to see palpatine again Why You're the problem Don't validate it, man But after seeing the movie I really wished they hadn't made that move What were you hoping for what did you actually want to happen? What were you gunning for like what would have happened that would have made you say?  His performance as always was excellent And he was mostly creepy in this but they barely explained how he came back And he was mostly creepy That's what I want. It's a weird point of You know, he was all creepy, wasn't he? Yeah, did you forget the bit where he was really nice? Mostly creepy a bit nice sometimes I don't know about palpatine being in this. I just really want to is he creepy? Yes, I'll watch it I mean mostly creepy and that's why he didn't like it. He should have been full creepy Yeah, appropriately hugging his granddaughter.   He was menacing. There's a difference, of course Sure, we found out he made snook But what about him? How did he come back to life after being thrown down an elevator shaft and blowing up? Hard to come back from that one. Let's discuss the I think he was hoping for the scene where they flash back and they show him going down And he hides in a little compartment throws out at the gas grenade it blows up And he's like me and he's like, oh my god, it all makes so much sense. That's so good It's science fiction guys. It says science fiction. It says you can do anything with science fiction.  What do you mean?  Well since when was the force dyad a thing? Yeah, no characters have actually referred to it did palpatine say hey I'm gonna I'm gonna have a grand kid and you should have a grand kid and and and they should hook up Yeah, you know no because because you know we've been looking at all time. So let's keep it going But I do wish that they kept her a nobody not connected to the original films. She was more interesting as nobody So many mixed messages from you.    She's more Mary Sue than any Mary Sue I've ever seen Yeah, she's I would say she's a template Or a Mary Sue Well, did you not see that one scene Of the movie where she's training for like 30 seconds Oh She climbed a thing.  Yes Okay, and got work She got worse after she trained like it's just the opposite of everything She redo everything so when she absorbed the wisdom of another of another normal person she got worse She should have stayed the way she was she was already on just keep keep downloading shit. That's how she did it, right?   How's she doing that without training? Ow. Yep. Okay. Yeah, don't do that We've we've said this before random loudness in videos not the greatest choice.  Okay? Also, I've got more hair than that as well. I don't think this is a nice depiction Yeah, it's not a pizza. It's not a dog. It's not satan. It's not a gas mask. It's not a puppet It's not a rat. So what is this like? What have you done? You know a hell of a bit that we expect a hero to have some sort of training in a hero's journey We need to start making such outrageous No, because that's sexist. I love the idea that they're at a round table It's like, what if the training makes them worse? I'm throwing a fastball at you JJ. I would really have expectations If I'm practicing me too worse. Yeah. Yeah, I get that.  It's a drill. It's technically happening to JJ Training just makes you worse naturally Only one who should have a connection has been solo the last skywalker plus rape Palpatine doesn't sound right for some reason. Yeah, it doesn't sound right. I don't like it What are these no part of it? What are these reasons like I don't like it because they'll just roll off the tug like, you know Derek palpatine does I feel like he's he's like he's on the right track.  Dude.  Come on But it doesn't sound right. What name do you think would sound right? peter palpatine Oh, you have to be something made up wouldn't she doesn't work either his actual name rabie one kanabie Rumblo palpatine rumblo in the jump Rain pipe man race for palpatine What about any tap lap palpatine And a tap lap that sounds bad. How was it? In the top lap palpatine history in palpatine Ray Kenobi has a way better ring to it even race solo you race skywalker Why kenobi? I mean they do make that a thing at the end of this film. Yeah, they say palpatine You shouldn't give them suggestions Stop it I was all for the whole ray kenobi thing before the third movie I think Ray plot as a lot of people have suggested is the way to go I just really liked the idea of um a kenobi raising a skywalker and then a skywalker raising a kenobi I thought that would have been really sweet But now she's a palpatine I think that's bullshit. It may seem that way since ray's dark nature is alluded to in the previous films Not really he's just like hey go look around she does and he's like no not the dark place. Oh, well, it looks kind of interesting I'm just gonna walk over them.   Just she read the script we mean She snipped her midichlorians. I don't know Yeah, no, I mean she didn't I mean, I think she was the only person that didn't read the script to be honest because she was actually dead So, all right. Well, um, a lot of people have said Sorry luke said right uh that that they both knew all along which I imagine rewatching the sequel trilogy would be quite funny Knowing that but I mean, you know give her tell her maybe let her know give her a don't know what they plan What if you remember when she's like moping around crying like oh my family when will they return?   She sends rey. It's not like it never came up in conversation But also wouldn't have luke killed rey on the spot because we know how luke responded to uh kylo having bad dreams and rey slept on the island as well So at no point in the last dinner does she get skewered by luke and if he can if he's all knowing sensing It none of it makes any bloody sense.  That's fine. Solar blood makes you evil Yeah, remember when luke reconnects with the force in tlj and he like he seems to contact Leia I picture they were having like a conversation. He's like, do you know you sent me a palpatine? She's like, yeah Wasn't it funny? It was like a prank. I sent you a palpatine luke.    She's clearly evil So what you happen she hand me the light my lightsaber and I threw it away It was really funny because I had your lightsaber in my hut the whole time Like uh, I just pretend I didn't like lightsabers for some reason when I threw it I had attached a string to it. She thinks it went over the edge, but I still have I was just I was just doing a bit Wait, wait, it actually means a lot to me. What what do you mean? She's gonna be the one that saves the resistance What I thought it was a meme. Why would How now I'm also not too mad at the fact that ray killed palpatine because one she had to help from all the jedi No I mean, why did they do that? Uh, any other point ever throughout the entire history? I thought he was gonna talk about it from a story standpoint not a mechanics one Like can it make sense for her to defeat?  He's like, yeah, but she has all the jedi. It was like, oh for fuck's sake The problem is that he's alive in the first place the fact it was joked that she would kill palpatine We found out he was in the movie and it's like, oh she vaporizes him But that's happened to him twice before so Then the kind of I think they kind of looked at jokes people were making I thought that was that those were actual suggestions What'd be a palpatine zapped the entire fleet? Oh, that sounds good. Write that down. Write that down Yeah, they're all laughing and laughing and then jjs was like They just didn't pick up on the irony and loads of people were liking it because it was such a bad idea Yeah, he tells his like producers like they were laughing so much the the ideas were that good They were shocked at the greatness of the ideas Okay, what's that my my checks cleared great cool wrap it up. I'm done. Fuck. What else can I ruin? Oh, yeah, well, what is he getting his fangs in next?   Oh, yeah But I was gonna say wasn't it um, he made a deal with uh, was a hpo Satan Well, he didn't have to deal with me. Okay. I was gonna say he would know he's right here I renounce He's all over a bunch of star trek stuff. I cast jj out of my domain. Oh, yeah, super dc dc He was doing something with dc, right?   When was that widely accepted idea?  No one's ever said that Rags just like this writer chris terrier says he's leaving it to the imagination of the viewer on how luke skywalker knew raise lidiage What? Now that's some quality writing.  Who's like that's for the viewer Like what does that mean? It's for you guys to think about what is her third left? I know all of your teachers in school had that attitude. It's like, so what are we gonna learn today in math class?  The third lesson was in the throne room.  What bad career? Third lesson was when you stole a guy's name.  That's what they relied on the interpretive crowd The crowd would just go like everything means everything. You don't understand.  She got a power boot. Dude. I love the idea. She talks to etiquette. Like, how do I bring balance to the force like you did? He's like, well I don't well I was gonna recommend throwing him down this really big pit on a space station and watching him explode and then Blowing that up a second time, but Honestly after that I got nothing. I thought that would work, but you know Apparently I was wrong. I think it's reasonable Hopefully you forgot that that melted his face the first time. So maybe It also palpatine isn't even gone now still there's obviously more clones of him elsewhere And he's just gonna carry on X a gold mark too You know the old sith saying don't Don't keep all your clones in one basket On your snokes Also, I just like what she's bringing the snokes in one space jar When she's bringing that up to anakin as well ogre one is like, did he really bring balance though? Did he I don't know Haven't really You asked 10 people what that means bringing balance to the force He's like 10 different answers. Hey mace mace winnow come over here. Do you think anakin brought balance?  Uh, why are you a la sakura? What do you think anakin bring balance? She's like no Stop it guys If anything you put everything out of balance.  Yeah, but ben solo's a man can't have that imagine them pushing back and both chanting together We are all the jedi He's actually come up with an idea that's worse than yeah, you'd cringe into a different dimension if that happened Yeah We are all the jedi Overpowers the might of the sith emperor Leaving them both near death and ben uses the last of his strength to restore ray's energy Or maybe the other way around also the ray last one, you know, you're doing a great job of your story It's like this could happen or the completely reverse. I don't know Some people use this as an evidence that uh ray low is a thing but in the book We should like to the the other like to usually you go to the novelizations and stuff To prove that movies were actually good for some reason But the book the novelization of ray's skywalker. It says that it was not a love kiss It was a kiss of gratitude. So there is no ray low ray low is dead. There is a kiss of gratitude. Oh, yes, I've had many Kisses of gratitude That's what they call me.   No not according to the novel It's just uh, she kissed him out of gratitude. It was it was platonic. What you do? Like maybe Like When a lady does that what you're supposed to do is send a letter back a formal letter saying I appreciate your kiss of gratitude I'm respecting your space by kissing your face Hello kiss was highly unwarranted A loving embrace would have been just fine. No, it would have been too much. Let's just take the loving They just stopped to have a little cuddle after No I mean we've been trying to kill each other this whole time and you actually murdered me earlier today But uh, let's just cuddle it out. I guess like what we did it It just gives like ray one last like foot massage She's still unconscious and she wakes and he's like is this weird I could start I don't know if this is weird Because after the kiss he just dies. I'm just glad the super relo fans weren't in my right. I kissed them.   She needed women. Am I right? Yeah Oh my god, why? Oh, how could you even listen to this like? I Don't mean to do I don't mean to do a sexism But it's clearly girls that are screaming at what just happened These are the kinds of girls that you don't want to have you give Don't have these girls give you the kiss of gratitude Because then you'll immediately die Why is there no respect for my ears though? Why must you hurt me? What did I do? Yeah, when he looked through this he should know how unpleasant it is to all living creatures And every time they do this Pippo grows in size. Do they really want him to take over the whole screen? I don't know Was that Women at the theater screaming about him in the theater screaming at the kids He was screaming because he secretly likes relo This movie introduces force healing but was actually introduced in Mandalorian first Which I didn't know they made that shit up just to try and justify it enough with that horseshit It was so planned Mandalorian the episode of Mandalorian healing was like two days before Riders Skywalker came out and It wasn't essential to the plot of Mandalorian either. It was just like it could have just not happened and everything would be exactly Yeah, well, well, well healing grief cargo gets them unbetrayed if you remember Oh, well, he didn't have to have gotten that wound Yeah, they could have just not wounded him in the first place Well, but then they would be he would have betrayed him Well, here's the thing.   I know what's up with that.  I'd be a rich man either way in fairness. It's not like he's important It's not like he's the best pilot or anything Her using force healing is Makes her pay some sort of price but thing is you don't see her pay a price for it It doesn't even say that she does Scratches her hand. She's like oh my hand One thing she used force healing and she started to degrade or something or like get old like really quickly aged Yeah, or something but nothing happened. They just say that something happens But nothing actually it's another instance of the of the genius of the tell don't show The tell don't show I think be anticlimactic if she only has a couple of heals it and halfway through the movie She heals someone who goes shit. No, I heal too much. I'm going away It turns into dust we're actually getting going a little close to the cap now. It's a little bit spooky You know what we got this and Kylo Ren Oh, I'm sorry Ben solo, but not one of her best friends They're not friends. She hates them Not best friends. They barely even spent time together. They just don't like each other Remember they have an argument at the beginning because that's character. Yeah Could your name just be Ben Ren?  He could have died at the Battle of Exigol. He needs that arm to fly She was consumed with revenge against Palpatine for killing her parents. She still she still could have done it Also, there are times where this movie shits on the last Jedi as a response. Yeah Can you believe it? What's just the gall We'd never do something like that. Would we? No, no, no the Exigol Snoke's dead. What now? Pulps made Snoke and has been the puppeteer. You you said you I think the question from earlier is now. Yes, he did just make this video with a bunch of opinions strung together with string Not even string. They're not even together. They're just random Places and then burn some of the pieces and then replace some of the pieces of string with like bricks and paper clips Like sir, we need to make like a board of connections. You got string like a bricks Just throwing bricks at the board This whole time Luke couldn't fly off octo because the X-wing had been buried under water for over a decade Now let's have Luke force lit it up. Yeah, it's a great flight to Exigol.  Good job Yes, I finally did it. I finally did it. Luke didn't want to leave Yeah, well, no, he decided that he would eventually right. He did it with his projection tisms Yeah Like he exiled himself deliberately.  The implication is that that was it was waterlogged It wasn't gonna work. And so he had to project himself, but the riser skywalker was like lodo Raise a nobody sometimes you don't need lineage to be important to the story She's a alps. You never needed lineage to be important to the story that's retarded I love the idea that people are referencing solo as an important family bloodline It's like what was so important about solo before we met Han Solo Like why are you treating it like he was just a random like why In from rent some dude Yeah, you can't even argue that it's a good bloodline because he got it from a random guy saying they're so low But no everybody has to be from an important lady The solo the solo bloodline begins with Han Solo because it's just a bullshit made of me and it ends with bets One generation's worth of But it's so important to the the poetry of star wars I feel that if they built this movie off of what last Jedi had instead of constantly roasting or retconning it That's what the last Jedi was I'm pleased don't take away the last pieces of fun. I had with the rise of scowl here was roasting tlj It was funny. Let me have it when when he says the Jedi wouldn't do such disrespect to a weapon.  Yes I just doesn't make any sense at all She's like, what happened luke? And he's like, hi, you never spoke to me that was an android Android sent by babu frick Darth Frick Oh, this is I saw at the last Jedi I've always wondered to myself Now that snook is dead. How are they up the ante? Well, not like this. You what do you think you said you were okay with this? Bring back a mostly creepy emperor Mostly creepy does he remember he said he was cool with this he was just unhappy with their execution. Does he remember that? Palpatine's great Palpatine's great and I love him and I hope they bring him back but not like this and I hope they don't bring him back Yeah, because he had a section where he was like, how could they possibly bring him back after saying? Yeah, they brought him back Yeah His voice has a 420 vibe to it.  Yeah I was gonna say he did start this video by coming. So he's probably quite sleepy Poor guy Seeing the rise of skywalker, do I still think the force awakens and the last jedi are good movies? Yes, what about the sequel trilogy as a whole? No, well, I don't hate it I don't hate it seven out of ten One that wasn't rushed or badly written honestly, they should have postponed working on That would fix a lot of things the rise of skywalker was written well and ended the side out in an epic way And do I think that they should have had a roadman suggestion trilogy? Absolutely, and it's weird because you want a well-written movie. We part of toxic brood now, aren't you? Yeah, I'm so we haven't gotten any toxic brood references.  I want that back Solo to make sure the rise of skywalker was written well and ended the saga in an epic way And do I think that they should have had a roadmap for this trilogy? Absolutely, and it's why would anyone answer that question would know who's asking these questions I just like it when they do this stuff. They're like, do I think it should have been good? Yes Do I also think it should have not been bad? Well, yes, unpopular opinion here. These movies should have been good Unpopular opinion Honestly, the first two films feel more organized and planned and I felt they were headed in the right direction What about tlj feels planned to you? What does everyone say about tlj in relation to tfa? It's like, oh, it just shat on tfa. It's as if there wasn't any plan. What do you mean? Nobody talks about tlj as though it's it follows tfa like if I know but it's it's deliberately Contrarian Just feels off. Well, I watched disney's future star wars films Who's asking this question and i'm hoping after the rise of skywalker just a survey he had to take after he finished walking the movie Will you watch the rest of disney star wars films?  Yes, it really isn't we got the mandalorian Defined It's not completely dead. Look here's a spin-off Look, you only got the mandalorian because of disney plus.  What brand is popular star wars? Okay, make a star wars tv show.  Yeah And therefore baby yoda fallen order was good All these comments have met with Very soon the final season of clone wars Oh, wow. So, yeah That's one thing people like Well, I mean, oh, yeah, but the thing is so when someone so Could I have said terminators dead after three after four after five after six?   Okay like Money, that's it.  It seems like I see so many people who love the last jedi just go and say Well, it's the mandalorian's bad because it appeals to fans or something Oh, well Oh, is it is it over? Oh, dude, look at that gross I'd be interested to read some of his letterbox reviews. I bet they're really well written Also Rags, you know, we've just we're almost at 2 p to am again.   Wow It's only it's only just begun Um, but yeah, that's three videos we've covered. Good job Ben Shapiro and aj and jib stealing We got that. We did seven last year. Maybe we could beat that. I don't think so I've still got some chuck tingle as well I know the way, you know, we'll uh, we'll have a chat in a sec about maybe how we're gonna schedule everything, but um Yeah, if everyone can just say goodbye to the nice chat Goodbye to the nice chat. Goodbye. Bye chat. Bye. Nice chat. Well, bye. Congratulations on the 100. Oh, thank you Super epic. Very epic. Very cool. Of course. Thank you all for joining us. It's been very fun Thank you for having me very silly very good in that Um, but yeah, uh, you'll find part two like I said in like a half hour from now And uh, we will see you there With who knows what? Kisses and goodbye everyone Kisses. Good. Bye. Goodbye. Good night. Good night