Tell me when you ready. Hey man, y'all make sure y'all tune in and check out my first comedy special produced by me, wrote by me, directed by me, shot by me, I was just bullshitting. Yeah I was bullshitting.  The pre-orders are already going crazy. Man, the pre-orders right now I'm at 12 copies total.  What y'all think? You know why some, I don't listen to some rappers because they living too good.     Like I feel like he rapping as a cousin, you're welcome to this shit, but it's mine.  Do you get that from Rick Ross?    Why though? He must have been thinking about something.  You can't just be in there looking bored.  That nigga Chad will start now man.  I'm about to find me some new niggas that's hunger again. Chad ain't hungry no more. That nigga sitting over there playing chess on the phone man. Chad ain't hungry no more. I think Joe swear he sophisticated man. I think this nigga that sneak went back to college on the low. That nigga cat still hungry. Man cat still down.  I don't even know what Joe said no more. I thought Chad moved out like every time I hit that nigga up he in Cali.  I was like nigga you pay.      I'll text his phone. He text me back from his email.    I heard you bro. That's what he come back to me at.  I don't even remember. Two or three weeks late. Four episodes then came out.  He won't send that. The nigga ain't denied.  That nigga called me.  You ever watched it from the preview? Nigga never put me in the preview. It just be D.C. foot up. What's up? Can't be D.C. foot up. Nigga trying to edit you out.  Get what he named never so the booty.  He ain't asked me nothing. They all like what? That's what you think it is. Now you search my name on Google. Call those middle of Clay Niggas booty home. He ain't even put their name in the title. It's just me and Clay Niggas booty home.   Ain't no telling what they talking about.  He put booty home. They didn't spell booty home wrong. It's an ancient booty home.  Everything. The episode three hours long he picked booty home.  I'm just showing you how nigga changed up, man. This nigga done changed too. Took his dread out.   What nigga you know take their dreads out mid dreads?  Come on, man.     I still can't accept it.  Is he going through a phase? I don't know. I don't know. I guess you just got tired of your goddamn scalp itching. You know what it was. You know what it was.   What kind of phase he made? What kind of phase he made? It hurt. And then he smelt the money. They all changing though. Like you said this is your cat. Cat?  That is a swall in purple pants man. I ain't see that cut.  They can't be having no gotchas on like. The motherfuckers be over the guy. On the way I know they short cause it be wide it be room. The motherfuckers be over the guy. Man, it be, it be rude.   Give me the longest shorts you got. Y'all ain't got no jeans that remind you of shorts. Might be like Hank Hill that he must not have no shins.  Or you cold. His shorts from the indecisive outlet. His favorite show called Mid Decisions. What long shorts? Like what you up on? The first time he did it. I don't forget nothing.  Cat tell me you lying, man. He know I ain't lying. That's why he ain't stood up because it got so up on. That's why he just like go here, man.  Chad had cacos. He was a tight-eyed cacodini and the shirt took then. Like he had been stealing out the grocery stuff. I like, Chad you got a foo pooh, you know what I mean?  So, Lose, you just sit back and take a milt or no. Might be watching these niggas. They don't think I be watching them.  They keep, he'll twist the knob then smell it.   He know when the camera cut away. What up, man? That's y'all, y'all sick.  Oh, now, what do you see this nigga right here, though? The nigga to here. And then you got the mini-sprinter. That's how serious he is about the camera, bro. Like, and then you got the sprinter, but it's a mini-sprinter. All camera equipment. I don't know if the nigga work for the news or what.  He ain't got sliding doors on both sides.   That's what he be riding around listening to, to the incident. The camera equipment, it's sliding. He be riding up on the, y'all want to shoot something?  Because it's a little van, but it got the big van still with. What side of the wheel? Huh? What side of the wheel? Made him up about a 17. Then he really think he driving a big truck. He got the little knob on the tank. Well, you ought to see the nigga. He's like, hold on, let me run to my truck. Like, nigga, that is a van.  He ain't trying to drive the big rough like he a G with. He ain't going to leave here the other night and hit the town. And a little six-seller, and we're like, skrrt. All right, you going to tell your traffic? No. You had bought it just for the camera equipment, wasn't it? Hell yeah. I don't even know if he got another car. I just want to see him take his family out to even that bit. Like, had to take all the equipment out and then put the seats back in. Oh, they won't go. They got to. He ain't taking. The kid just be in the back, standing up, holding the wall like this. Ah, don't sit on that. Get off that car. Get laid in the front, just holding the seat belt. If he want to snap. What if he slam on the brakes?  Oh, he say you got to review the mirror. He do.   I hate for somebody to run up on the red like. Don't say that. Try to open that damn back door. I know he going to bust that there. Well, the good thing is it's two sliding doors on. It's one on both sides.  Oh, he good. He live in the actual. So it's a van van. It's a menace. It's like it was like if the sprinter had a baby and it had just started school, it'd be about like five or six years old sprinter. Not like the vehicle age, but like as an age as a person, this little vehicle, they could.  I'm going to give them cute little time. They were about some 13. So when he first pulled up on the mean, he didn't know what he was. I thought he just had it for the weekend.  He just kept sitting and kept sitting.  I was like, thank you. Always ready to shoot. He valet? He almost nobody drives. Oh. He was valet, but he got to park it himself.  Right.  Because if you look, you're like the sliding doors. You can't just use a regular key. He got like the little drink machine key you got to put in there. That kind of lock where you put the drink machine key in.  So it's one key that started. He ain't got two drink machine keys for the sliding glass, though. Oh, it's a different one on each side. The back door only unlocked if you unlock it with the button in the door. It's hard, though. He don't pimp that motherfucker up. Mr. Bishop, the engine in the back. You capped it, no. You had what I think I got, the engine in the back. Most of it is. That's enough about that.  I like it, though. It's reliable. And he getting money. Because you know why? He ain't got capacity. That's why he went in. You got to have room. That's OK, man.  Just in life, you just got to have room. How you going to hate on a nigga if he got full hold or he got room for him? That's probably why I kept with him long and short. He got room. I don't know what he's trying to take with him.  He going to need it, because we going to record the nigga pulling up in that van. This is what y'all got, the behind the scenes. Ain't no scene of it. The life of the 85 South, man. When I had no scenes, it just wasn't cut.  You told him about it, everybody itself. Who? All right. He can be in there. He ain't who you think he is. Once we googled who he was, I saw how bad his people had it. Man, he might have come over here with the niggas, man. Why people ain't about to accept you? He knew it. He was like, you're right. So we just using racism type, man. We're trying to get, we're about to add two white people to the team. Just so they can, like when they call ahead, make them think we're white. Hey, if you're watching this, I need you to go watch Tale Jokes or Drop Prize. It's already out. Pre-orders went crazy. I'm at a total of 13 right now. You can check it out today, tomorrow, man. Just tune in. This is the generic one. But if there's not the generic one, it dropped October 9th. And if you ain't seen it yet, you are already late. Everybody at the 85 South Shore, I appreciate your countless, countless support. I'm talking about the fans. I'm talking about the fans that's been supporting me from the first time I ever sat in the 85 South Couch. Y'all always been asking, now why you keep going back?   I'll just talk the shit, man. I appreciate y'all, though. But swipe up the link in my bio.  Take 14. This is now. This episode is sponsored by Bluetooth. My name is Carlos Miller. Bluetooth.com. Trust me. At this point, you already know. It's people asking me, man, what did that Bluetooth do? 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Mm-hmm. So a little tip on this, like, it's so big over here.  Who? No, Cokehead. He think on nobody, no. I've been around Cokehead before. Yeah.  Yeah, just because.   If you doing Cokehead.    So what? Think about it. You be jogging. You say you started jogging, then you're 20. And you jog, we'll get to you 35, 36, 37, 38. Now you need knee surgery. You didn't run your goddamn knees out.  And your body can't adjust to it.  You're breathing good as fuck, but now you need two knees. Huh.   You know how most bodybuilders that? Massive heart attack.  Massive means a bigger, big heart attack.  I don't know why motherfuckers be in the gym picking up all this goddamn weight.   Not even on movies. I feel like it's being that tough. I did lift 600 pounds, oh, it's gonna help somebody then. Probably just want to walk around and show me muscles. Go do something. I'm just like everybody in here freeing this nigga out of mask on me.   Oh yeah. Say he be like this all day. You mean to tell me that don't even know how to turn the camera on? Oh, I was about to say. This the Los Iremilbo man. That nigga Thad on thin ice man. This the Los Iremilbo man. What? Bro they be wanting me to be on calls.  I'm supposed to be on a call with these folks. That's professional.    You just have to create, you're making everybody on the same page. Yeah. And then that one motherfucker show up in the Zoom call and flex on everybody.   I know you got green screen bro.  Oh man. I don't like that. I'ma find out how to work. Is it an app for that? We're a green screen?  Hell yeah.   I ain't never done that. But that's what they getting it on.  I be watching them when people send them to me but I don't have my own account.  That mean you're... You on the? No. You don't on the fan?   Who your favorite?  Right. How he saying like they...  How much you spending a month on the fan? How many subscriptions you gonna subscribe to? That's when I like, you know, we're having a little unimportant conversation. Nigga is gonna goddamn avoid the whole question. That I was a month. But why you can't just... Why you gotta subscribe?   I can't... I couldn't subscribe. Cause this is, you know, it's a surprise that you subscribe. What if I subscribe and all like her nipples? Then I'm like, nope, I'm out of here.    Looked like my nipple on it. I like, what you did?  You ever told her about it? It wasn't for me to tell her cause I felt like she knew.   Sometimes they won't even tell you.  I'm like, I'm trying to spare you. I'm not about to really tell you why I don't like you. Just leave.  I was telling them. That they won't leave? I think I was talking to Cat. I was talking to one of my toes. Cat is the worst person to talk to about women. He always wants you to go back to the bitch, right?  Like, you know, it was on the weekend. You ain't nothing there to shock me.     That's how you be feeling there.   I think she was just a little out of, you know, out of bounds with the conversation. I thought she was about to say she was out of leave.  Who?  No, I feel like all of them on my level. Right.   I'm not going to find a motherfucker like that. That would turn me on by the female, she like me.   That's just how I'm rolling. Start looking past, you gotta be a person now.  I'm really, I care about how much money she get. Straight off the top.  That's two different ball games.    Fully loaded, motherfucker.  High suspension.  Good credit.   Yeah, sometimes what females ask for, you realize what kind of female you deal with.  Like you go over there and you pull in the garage. You're like, who old school is that? Nine. Really? For real? She got you, Lose. She got me. You don't talk to me at all. What?  That didn't happen before. It's different, ain't it? I'm gonna use it to please you. You ever bought a cheery car? Hell no. Lose, you know we don't two different guys that ever win, two different leagues. Let me forgive you, man.  You ever bought a cheery car? Hell no, I don't bought a car wash or two.  Don't get it twisted, I went mine, but I just can't right now. What's the most expensive thing you ever bought a woman? The most expensive thing? Yeah, you heard me, nigga. You know how you don't think about the lack of the most expensive thing? I had to sit back and think.  I don't know, it gon' sound even though I ain't gon' say it. I'll say it, nigga, you don't say it works. Like you just don't say it, you don't say it no more. You can't stop. Do it, kid. Who is this nigga, bro? You got some David Mellon shirt on? You think you're a good person?   What, man? You don't look like this other bruh. This nigga need to contact him, bruh.  I seen the nigga, I'm like, what's up, King? I'm like, he callin' and killin' me.  Not now. What's the most expensive thing you ever bought a woman?  No, cause you got to, cause the babies stay there. But I know you would just be payin' them in rent. Yeah, oh. Shit, probably a TV. Like this is, I don't talk about a 4K motherfucker. Don't laugh at my expensive gift, bruh.   Cause she was happy, she was happy. I'm not laughin' at your gift. But no, like, no, look, she was like. I'm laughin' because of your gift. What your gift was. That's all I'm laughin' at.  So I said, I gotcha. Surprised on Christian.    Bruh, that's the sick part. I know, I know she is. Cause I did, I pulled a big flex, bruh.   That whole series. She just put it on like this.  And if you watch two of them episodes, then you gotta see the rest of that goddamn show. And niggas, who doesn't sing any episodes of the sex in the city?  Oh yeah. Every other speed. She looked it so fine on the show, the star, Sarah, what, Sarah just, what was that? I'm not about to say that, but... What I'm saying, like... Nah, I don't... She would came and tried them to me?  No white woman, my type of white woman. Any white woman where you can see her bones? I'm not fuckin' with that. I'm not fuckin' with that. Who your favorite white woman?   You can really be somebody. Lingerie is not expensive. They're sitting straight to your crib and have your girl walking around here looking like Scarlett. I don't even know if that's her name, but that's the name on the...  Oh my God. You can have all of these nice things delivered discreetly to your home and you go to adamantem.com and use promo code 85-self-show. Guess what?  Adamantem.com. Hang your girl. I'll take this. Hang her up in the bathroom and then just turn the shower on. The steam gon' clean her body. That's promo code 85-self-show. And remember, the steam will clean her body. I'ma leave this with you right here just so you can think about it. I got a few favorite like movie white ladies.   Scarlett Johansson.  Jamie Lee Curtis. So you gotta be grown. Oh no. Jamie Lee Curtis. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Man, Jamie Lee Curtis then did everything for what Michael Myers asked to teach the Robies in the movie.  I like her. Hell yeah. There's a few out there. The girl from the Hunger Game. I like her to nasty. I like shot her. Katniss Everdeen. I like shot her from say by the bell too. Oh. The one Zach was talking to. Damn, what's her name? Kelly Kapowski. Kelly Kapowski. Yeah, she was great. Patty Manage. She was black. I was dope. I was dope. She was bad. She was black though.  You know who else is one of my favorite white ladies too? Who? The mama from Meryl Children. Oh yeah. Yeah. Katie Segar. Oh, that's a real name? Yeah. And the other mama. You know who else was dope? The mom from Home Improvement. I used to watch Home Improvement with Tim Allen. Darlene off Rosanne. She was my favorite one of Rosanne's kids. And she was incredible. Yeah. I like that. Right. They probably had a whole episode of Darlene bringing the black friend home.  Probably.  So they got him to dine on one? Yeah, and then the manager was black for a little bit. But then I think he stole some money. And Jackie was cool. Oh yeah.  Hell no. Who else hung up? I'm the bullet. I'm the bullet. I like her most. Cindy Crawford used to be a cold-ass white lady. But it's going to sound crazy. You know who broke my heart? Who? When I found out Ellen didn't like me. Ellen? Yeah.  She just so cool.  She is cool. I wanted to love Ellen. But then I found out she would mean that. Yeah, that's recently. I'm talking about before.  That was like in the early, late 80s, doing that. But I caught it. I caught it late. You ain't even get to enjoy none of the new Ellen. Yeah, I caught it. I caught it late.   Not only does she not like me. And I feel like for some reason she especially don't like niggas. You know what I'm talking about? Not like black men. I think she only really like it. She like having a heart. She like did it, too. Yeah, she like did it because he got scared on her show. She's funny. With the clown. Right, yeah. But how you know how forward I know to show you a tongue-on? Yeah, yeah. I ain't say no Spanish when I'm talking about delay. Reguladas, white ladies. JLo played Selena. JLo was Selena.  We all do. We all do. You know what, yeah, Selena is dope.  I'm no level. Who?  Oh, Jennings was low-down. No regret. No regard for nothing. Nothing. Didn't even tell Forrest about Lil' Forrest. That nigga would have left wherever he was and ran to Lil' Forrest had he known. Got Lil' Forrest thinking don't nobody love him. That Lil' White Boy who was in the sixth sense, he don't get none of his credit.  You know who I feel bad for, though. Who? And I don't even know if I should, but it just kind of broke my heart to see them Lil' Babies grow up and then they just turn into some old ass ladies. Motherfucking Mary Kay to Ashley. Britney Spears broke my heart. Britney Spears look crazy as a motherfucker. God, she Lil' Hulk. Britney Spears look terrible, man. She look like. You saw when she cut her hair and all that? She look like we left over McDonald's breakfast now. Bruh.  She raised a generation of white folk.  That's who play Hannah Montana, though. Yeah. Shit, Macaulay Carter.  He didn't even lost it. He grew up. These memories, childhood memories. Oh, Macaulay Carter, that motherfucker went crazy. Quick. Whatever happened to Liz and the boy? Oh, shoot. Ain't she married to us? That was Hillary, though? And she married to Trace Ellis Ross, son, brother. Trace Ellis Ross got a brother to do from ATL. He married one of them white girls. Didn't he marry Ashley Simpson or somebody? Oh, he did? Ashley Simpson. Jessica Simpson. Oh, that Jessica Simpson sister.  I used to watch her show. I didn't. She was married to the Nick.  We talked about Save by the Bell. Jesse was underrated. Jesse. She was on there. She got naked in that movie, and everybody looked at her differently. She was straight.  Lisa Turtles, Nick. Her real name going through something.  You know who I always thought was one of the coldest on TV, like when I was growing up, because she was around my age, right? Look at Ashley from Fred France. Oh, hey, Nick. That's a gift. And you know who else was fine as hell when I was growing up? Who? Tia and Tamara. Okay, only like one of them. You got to go with Tia. Yeah. Tamara had a little stronger face. I don't like the one who, what is everyone married to the white man? Who? Tamara? I don't know. I like the other one. Tia don't be on the scene, so they're probably Tamara with the white man. Whatever.  She was on Wildin' Up, my friend. Oh. Which are Kiki Pong. I love Kiki, but I can't love her like, I want to love her like, I want to be with her. She too young. I was like, because I knew her like, as a killer in the beat. So I couldn't love her like that.  She had to like me. Like I couldn't like pull her. Like she had to like me. Girl, watch out. Like you had to hit her in the water.  She like me and like that for real yet though. Really? You know what I'm saying? Like she's still really focused on work.   I don't want, I don't want no famous woman. I don't think though. Maybe.  Like way more famous than you. Hell no.    Yes she can though. But she really is, but that's just me like, damn I just want to chill with my old lady for a minute.   I can't believe you said that.   Cut that gon' make me cheat. Nigga, you gonna cheat on your famous girl. Bruh, she always working. You was a terrible man.   No, I'm saying I'm gonna cheat on a family. I can't believe my ears, man. I'm not gonna cheat on her. I'm gonna cheat on the family.   I just want to be loved and respect. Damn. You can't cheat on your famous chick, bruh.    She won't... If I do that, she won't be black. She won't be...   Give me one. You find out that you...  You broke her heart.    I don't know. Because I don't... I don't know. I can't just give you some.  Bro, this hypothetical. Which one you like? Right now. Your favorite singer lately. But she ain't just singing though. Who?   I get why.  I'm like, oh, damn. When she say a nigga getting her head in the home that'll be me.  I ain't gonna have her down right now. It's cool they got damn chill.  You know I love on the rappers. The rapper lady. Cared daughter. That's you, ain't it?  What's it mean? But you sing? I don't know, man. It's a nigga told me.  Yeah, I was looking scared. Like, I don't know. What? I don't know.  I'm like, man.   I didn't even know. I don't know what the nigga's saying that I ain't seen but he clearly just was saying that cause he wanted to say that, because he had that on his heart. But I ain't get in the detail with the nigga. I just walked down to the front. But I'm just saying, whether she did or she didn't, that's still my favorite rapper. Right. Nigga stopped me at Home Depot. Man.  Right.  So nigga's doing everything they can to try to speak negativity around the situation. That's all that is.  They don't. They don't.  Like, you're going to let a nigga. Oh, yeah, he is. But don't. Matter of fact. Time ain't right.   I got way too the world to open back up.  Nigga. I'm talking about going to Six Flags with our face on the t-shirt. Oh, I know.  Nigga, I can see it in your eyes, nigga.  Nah, just, oh, you know what's so dope? Both of y'all K and K. KK on that motherfucker. Tattoo, matching Timberlake, a dog. Nigga. She got a dog, but our dog. I just have to come through one day. That's the thing. And you hear y'all rap against each other.  When your girl on that level, ain't no company, dog. I come over. I will stop through. When you coming in, we just going to jump out.  So I can see her rap out? No, like, bro, this, come on. She do this. But it loads like you do.  It's the same. What if I just, like, don't think you can outwrap my nigga. And she say something slick. You will have to go in. No, I wouldn't.  You thought that I was just pulling up with it? You don't know how to vision. You don't know how to vision, like. Break it down for me. Because you should be putting in the vision.  You get what I'm saying?   Like, we together already.  Like, you would pass that point. Like, you know her. Right. She might be so, like, she might not even talk to niggas when they come around.  And we chillin'. What we going to keep going, that's to ask for. Just to show off. We private now. And I say there ain't no company. I told you I don't know where Joe live. You're not about to know where we stay. Hey, you my nigga. But so I pull up. You're not pulling. You're not pulling up. That's the thing. And it ain't personal. You just not about to be pulling up. I'm just saying, I don't know. I know what you just saying. You come over to the crib.  And you too, now you know what I'm saying? You're in the driveway. And then neighbors calling them folks down there and they got four or five cars over there. They don't do it like this all the time. What's going on? Is everybody safe? Maybe she don't know how I lurk though. You don't even know that it feels to be. I'm living a different life. That's what I'm saying. We successful. What if she have friends over? That's fine. You got to keep in mind. I didn't move in her house. Oh. Right. So yeah, you just can't force over. It's not like I got full parental rights. I'm a stepdaddy.  But I'm not about to leave me. It's a line because we're waiting on our other house to get built. It's both ours. But in the meantime, level, but I can never go to a 10. So tell me this now, Lo. What if she hit you one day? Why don't you never invite your partners over?  What'd you say? Partners. Shit. I can't even get them partners over there. So you and her, what y'all lock in? I didn't do it.  But there ain't going to be no popping up coming through. Chilling it. We ain't doing none of that. I mean, we got enough room for all that. But that's not what we're about to tell us. Would y'all be looking into doing reality TV? Because people want to know the, like, what's going on? It's not about what people want to know. We're going to give y'all nothing. If it ain't, the best you're going to get is a three minute video. And I'm at the end of the video. So she done did the whole video of the DJs at the end.  I'm not about to be all in the video. That real, man. I don't, bro. I'm not even going to do no joke about it.  It's all joke. Hey, man, why you don't never talk to me? I ain't no lie. I don't have it for you, but it slipped, like, hurt at the same time. Now you just got to understand, because if it was you. Because now I want that type of love that you got. I'm telling you, if it was you, I would totally understand.  Now you living over here, y'all just signed this $100 million deal.  I don't know what she didn't get you to do.   That's the problem. You're not.  You probably had to ask if you could have a company that she had a gangsta do. Oh, no. That one will have our first little dispute. Not over me?  First of all, you can't talk to her like that. You don't listen to her song? I already know she'll be done came to me like that, why I got to come back like that. Because now the problem ain't even about what y'all had a problem about.  Something to think about. You don't want to get put out, not around this time. I don't think Mulatto might be a little bit too strong for me. Stand your lane. Yeah, I didn't stand my lane.   I'm just trying to maintain. You're not. That was on my number one. I don't know who number two. See, that's so recent. That let me know that you really. So before her, it wasn't on number one. That's so recent. Who was number one? Who your old number one?  It don't matter at this point. We ain't trying to pull. Well, Kiki Pomp, Kiki Pomp. I knew it was something. I felt like you was going to go back to Kiki Pomp. But you don't got range. You know who my old number one is? Tyra Banks. This is before she had the talk show though. That talk show really killed my whole crush. I ain't like her on Fresh Prince. You know when I liked her? When her titties were too big for her body. When she was skinny, like how I learned it. She looked like her iron was low. I like that one. I like the Jack y'all 227. Jack K. She fired today. TV women. TV women be believing in that impression, though. What? Hell yeah. You ever used to watch like, what was that show? We were up in town, The Parahood. Parahood? Zarya. Oh, what? Zarya.  Zarya needs to be in the Hall of Fame. That's what I'm saying.  But even though I watched it, I didn't never have no crush on Moesha. What? I just never felt her style. It wasn't her style that ain't like. I just felt like she was a little too mean. And I said that way back in the day, and now people watching Moesha on Netflix and they seeing how mean and selfless she was.  I think I was just an easy to plead child because anybody who was a star, I liked that. Like right on top. Like it didn't take much. Nah. We was talking about the white women earlier.  Nigga Topanga. Boy meets world. She had the lips. She had the lips. Three days before it spread off. Trying to catch Topanga. Trying to catch Topanga. And the first couple. You know that place over here. And that's the crazy part. When the show first came on for like the first four or five seasons, she was weird. He didn't like Topanga. Then when they came back, he was on Topanga. It was Topanga was weird. And Minkus was weird. His little partner Minkus was the nerd. Hey, what's that show when they used to be on the step? White family. He was like, are you bros, or was it him? Ain't no reason why you don't know. You're on the Esma Week. How your memory been?  But it made me proud. They was on some steps. What were they doing?  White show with Minkus on steps. You know what I'm talking about, bro? I don't know. Like the white man, he was, matter of fact, somebody daddy who was a singer. You know what I'm talking about? Alan Thicke, that show. I don't know what show that was. Growing Pains, that's it, man. Oh, OK. They was on those steps. You remember them? Yeah. You took it back. You took it all the way back.  That's a new 85-star hitter. No, she made that.  That's some new murder. How about that, motherfucker?  How much 85-star show murder you got? I got a lot. Damn, well, I'm on the back, Nick. I don't know how much it is. I don't look at all like real much. I'm just trying to make sure you have a straight look goof at me. I might take that hoodie right there, but I think it's bigger than it actually looks. I got a couple of them. My girl be want to wear them.  You got girls. Are you the daughter? Yeah, my girl.  I got about three kids, man. What? I ain't playing, love. What is going on? What you trying to do? You going to try to catch those boots? I don't manage it, like. But when you start making all these kids. When they were like with the stimulus, like each child, you get an extra five hundred. I said, boy, it's cool.   I was about to say that. I still got two. They got a damn baby going to cost you at least 75,000 dollars a year. And my oldest daughter, she ten now. Like she getting in that state low.  Like it ain't no like checking on dad no more. It's like that money. Yeah. Run that check, nigga. Let me ask you this. Aren't you a parent though? How much you think it costs to raise a black child from birth to 18? If like putting a price tag on? Yeah.  How much you think was spent on your life between zero and 18? Come on. Oh, me? Yeah. All together. Mama, mama, mama. I spent 11,000. 11,000.  Hey, everybody laughing.  The number ain't high. It's not like a thing. You might be about right. From zero to 18, about 11. And every time I ask you as it feel like you getting on it.   Like what the fuck? You want me to be the only man in the school?  I got to turn my money in. Every $10, you turn it in. Five dollars deposit. And five dollars for your leave.   Can't get that five dollar. Shit. Why my purse that? Please hurry up to the bus outside. I'm going to miss the bus. And what's so crazy? You asked them the night before. Get it in the morning.   The reason why I said 11,000. I spent five years staying with my grandma. Boy, it might be sick.   Nigga, one years old, he ain't neck bone, nigga.   He all right. He all right. Nigga, a car seat, nigga. You and that truck just sliding back and forth in that motherfucker.  And you turn and then you look back.  Oh, you know. Nigga got to wait til you get it real late.   Man, you feel like a little terrible parent when that happens. Man, I remember the first time I let my daughter ride in the front seat. Boy, you a thing. Her mama seen me letting her smoke a cigarette.  I mean, just this guy went to the public. She hit me with the whole kind of nigga. Yeah. She on the phone all day.  And she just in the front seat.  Like, bitch, what are you going to tell her? All right, damn. Yeah, my big mama.  She has some kind of stuff to do with it.   I think we left barefoot that day. I went and bought my son.  Anytime I ever seen my son, I'm taking them. I'm throwing them bitches all right then.  Not to me. Nah, they ain't supposed to. They ain't supposed to.  They need their feet covered up. They got to look plain and dirty. You can't run in the motherfucking cell. Hell, no. They got basketball game start. And they got there with cookouts. You know what happened? Because I was abused as a child.  And that little metal part of the stabulate in the foot.  With your Easter outfit? No, nigga, all summer.  Sandals. Goddamn, sandals off. I never wear another sandal. They got a lotion in feet? 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So you were combing to this one?    Oh, yeah. Call your lady and ask if she want to go to Applebee. First thing is, you're going to say, uh-uh.     Niggas had to be limited to this. That's why I like it. I'm just saying, man. Damn. Making it life sound tough, ain't it? All of them sold dope. We had a good life in the beginning. It was money in the family. It trickled down. Shit didn't get rough to the middle.  Nah, it wasn't even that. I was so, because we bawled so hard, I didn't even realize we was moving on to another level.  We used to open Cripple Breads for 30, 40 minutes an hour. And they was living like that. Niggas get tired of opening the gift store? Open song later on. Big flick. Dishonored it. The commune was down to it. But the streets were doing real well. There were million gifts under that tree. Never understood why we just didn't go get some property and leave the hood, because I guess it was just too much money. Niggas don't want to leave their property. Yeah, I mean, even if we, even when we lived in the hood, I think we still had the nicest spot in the hood. Flow model TV? In every room. It's always been a standard in my house. I had one in my room, too. I had a room. A room? Yeah.   Yeah.  You could only go forward, though. You couldn't really go back. I got one in my dad's bag.  Every time you hit a channel. Come on, man.  Yeah, we're in the cable from the middle room to my room. So I been in that cable. You been in that cable? Been in the room. I remember when cable was 13 channel.  I'm telling you, I used to flex so hard in the project. And I used to have two birthday cakes every year. Every year. Because I used to have 40, 50 niggas at the party. I got pictures to prove out this year. I got one birthday picture. I don't understand until this day. I'm wearing a whole short set.  There's another nigga behind me with a jacket on. I don't know what the temperature was. My arms are out though. I've been telling niggas on y'all.   I keep bringing that up because I know niggas didn't.  I don't know. I probably already lived this life before. I don't know. Yeah, it's just really coming to who to tie up. I'm still stuck on that cable. Trying to tie up a few loose ends. Until you said it, I literally thought my family had invented that. I didn't know other people was here. Movie night was in my room. I had a, not only did I have to flow my TV breath, I had a VCR. When a VCR was a luxury.  You know, like when the family used to come to the crib and watch the movie, we were all be in my room, didn't you? Yeah, no VCR. I had two beds since I was born. This ain't even a flex, though. I didn't know that they might have thought that I was having a little brother, but I had, like, I had, I was sleeping in this bed one night, sleeping in this one, like back and forth.  I always had two beds. You never think about putting them together? They weren't them kind of beds. These were separate, individual beds. Like, two full beds. I'm thinking they bunk beds split up. Mm-mm. Bunk beds came later when my little brother was born. I was a bottom-bottom type nigga, but he was little.  Yeah, he couldn't handle that. Yeah. But he would never wake up. He just fall and stay asleep. We ain't know if he had feelings or anything.  I don't know why he got me talking about my family, but... He's just an interesting insight to have, though. Nigga probably wouldn't ever thought that about you. I know. Nigga, the VCR? I did. I did. The one that rewind and fast forward real fast.  One of them. Tell me. Did you have a tape collection? What? Like a VHS collection. Nigga, I was probably one of the first niggas in Mississippi to have some actual bootleg movies sent up from New York. I didn't even talk about real-life bootlegs, nigga. The whole state of Mississippi? Yeah, nigga, I had the whole season of Death Comedy Jam before that they was even selling the season.   Juice and your top five? I don't know. I don't know. It's hard for me to pick because black movies have a special, I got on a scene there and worn on down there. I'm got no top five for nothing. You really hot, you don't know it. No, bro, so hot. I see how deep you think. Your eyes look so hot. Like, they just gave you the VCR in your room like we had to ask. They wasn't the family VCR. This was separate. Man, I was set up in the living room and then I had the other two there. So like, y'all had VCR in each room. All right, we gotta keep in mind, it's the 80s, one of the two TV's in the whole house. It's the family TV in the living room. It's the flow model, right? VCR in there, in my room. Flow model, VCR, the real good movies, everybody wants it. Living like that. With cable, man.  I really, I rarely did. And what I did is I owned some snacks. Just back when Snacks was good for you. Like, I grew up on them. So this in the 80s? Early 80s. So, nigga, you had a bachelor pad in the early 80s. How does this all happen in the projects, nigga? Nigga, it's niggas when living like that in the suburbs. I know. That's why I can't relate to a lot of these niggas. I ain't just saying it, but like, it's sound good what you telling me.  Bro, it ain't, I, it's- But I'm just saying, having a flow model TV and a VCR, nigga rapping like that in the 80s.  True story, man, but this ain't even about me. You know what I ain't even said yet, man. Welcome back to the 85th Sound Show.  You didn't know? Niggas was quiet, they was all interested in my life. I didn't even know we had a start-up, though.   J-Win, you may just be earlier this morning than you. You lying. When he heard you talking about the VCR- He lying, bro. Man, how you do it? What you press? You ain't lying. See? He making it right now?     They be like, man, you need to do something with that.   And I want the tempo to be off by half a pitch.  Like there's no beat to be on, basically. See, that's still kind of normal. That's still, that's too normal. You scared. You scared, you see how the nigga's scared to be creative, man? That ain't the same J-Win. Nah, bro. J-Win with the dreads, the nigga with the dreads.  Telling you, bro. Throw me some of the chips, man. It's chip time in this band. The Doritos left. Y'all niggas don't get enough of coming to the trap eating up all the Doritos. Bro, what kind of chips you eat? Nah, I'm straight, I told y'all. That's why I'm losing so much weight. I don't eat after nothing.  You been the same size the whole time? No, since the last episode, I done dropped 15.  I thought you was about to audition for the band's single movie. Nah, them folks say I hadn't lost too much weight.  They want it.  What? I'm a nigga thought. I'm a nigga askin' did I want to do the Mike Tyson move?  I'm like, why I'm going on the road with 85 or so?  When the star back up? When you tell me. I just like to, I like to be ready. I ain't trying to, what if I'm shooting the movie? Y'all start the tour and I'm like, I just don't want to leave.   I ain't like the country right there were comin' at me with. Who you talkin' about?  That ain't me. You talkin' nigga tell niggas what happened? Shit, like, if you ask me like, who all in it? I'ma tell you.  Hey man, you almost there.  I like that.  Mmm, not if it's too ragged, but.  He be scared, man. You know, he, he was crossing the street and a car slammed on the brakes, I'm tryin' to help him build it back. Booboo gonna set up a little bit. You ain't tellin' me that, though, man. He don't like to talk about it. I know what he's afraid of, though.  He give you what you ask for. You gotta be able to request this every now and then. This is the people on his toes.  It's the nigga only got eight toes. I don't know, I don't know.  I figured he didn't have all his toes. J-O-N could hoop, too, though. You think? When you gonna be doin' all this hooping, then? When he was on tour. I feel like you be, you can hoop, too, but you can't do no jump shots. You just shoot flat with it. Nah. I thought I was straight talkin', like, them niggas more in shape than me. Like, them niggas runnin'. Yeah. Yeah. Just before I lost all the weight. Before I lost all the weight. Like, them niggas in better shape. But them niggas runnin' full court. All the way?  I tell J-O-N, I ain't no motherfuckin' athlete. And the niggas shoot, they shoot. Man, J-O got damn, whack, whack, whack. He was like, hey fellas, pull it in. You know what I learned about basketball late on in life? What? I ain't never really loved it like that. Oh, yeah. Then when I got on the court, you know, I ain't a tall nigga, and I looked up at how tall the rim was, and I just thought they was lying. I was like, ain't nobody clowning I had rim, man. Man. That can't be regulation. Bro, I just knew I was gonna grow up and be able to dunk one day. No, what? Don't listen to me? No, all right. Basketball, man.  Every nigga had a dream. I knew them. You knew at 10 you weren't gonna be tall. Mm-hmm. I went to school when the other girl already had her grown one in 10. I was like. Well, how old were y'all, though? Yeah, 10, 11. That can't shake your confidence. Mm-hmm. I had NBA, I mean, I had the NBA Live on Nintendo 64. I was making my, I was creating my play. I was making me 6'3. You know why they started putting them on them games? For niggas like us who were never gone? I always had a competitive mind state, though I always went to a sorry team and made them better. Like who? Like your business or some shit? Yeah, at the time, I would never go to Houston because at the time when I was gonna start playing, they had Charles Barkley on there, Clyde Drecker. They had a good-ass team. I wouldn't play with Chicago.  I'm high, bro. These motherfuckers is delicious. Turn me down for a minute, then. I'm sorry, man. I got high on you, bro. I've been in here before you got here.  It's a buck. You want some? I don't eat after nine, dawg. What you ate before that? If you must know, I had a grilled chicken with some light sprinkle salt on some spinach. Light sprinkle salt with lemon on some spinach. On the chicken sandwich? No, it wasn't a chicken sandwich. It was just a grilled chicken. So I'm staying away from bread, fried foods, soda, and alcohol. You drink alcohol? Not during this journey. I didn't ever say you drink, man. It had started when I did a couple of SBA loans. I started living like a boss.  Lobster tail and grits. They got you an SBA loan? Gave me.   We got a whole company, man. We applied. They was like, y'all straight. I haven't even said that's a $1,200. Really? I'm glad I was just tempt really over here.     That king drum might go. You saw they king drum went. The king might go. I had already multiplied my money by the dates. How you down these show dates? If you want me to be real with you. Mm, I do. I ain't saying you obligated to give me something on it. Nigga, if the SBA folks told y'all, y'all straight shit, what can I think?  When I could come to the home team. Boy, you don't appreciate nothing. I'm the one who told them to give you that part. You didn't really look. They didn't believe in you at first, all that look. I want some credit. Guilty motherfuckers speak, you see that? Yeah, because every time I talk. Because I ain't saying nobody named you, you see that, bro? I talk to either one of them. They put it on the other nigga. When I talked to Chad, he was like, yeah, I had to let Cat and Joe know, man, you got talent. Talk to Cat, yeah, man. Chad, don't be seeing what you bring to the table for the guy. Nigga, Joe be like, stay at it. We got you.  Don't worry about what they're saying. I got you. This is what Joe told me first, I do the editing. I got you. Look, Chad called me and was like, man, what you think about now? I'm like, what the fuck, what is going on? Yeah, it ain't cool, but man, I think we can get Tracy Morgan to do it. I'm like, what?  He was like, yeah, so they're going to tell, I'm going to tell you what I mean. I'm like, man, hey, I'm just going to call Chad.  Yeah, that's going to be your POC.  That was the point of contact. So now I got to call Ryan when I do this and do that.  I feel like these niggas, that's why I made sure I was on time, made sure I ain't saying nothing rude to nobody. I'm like, these niggas waiting for me to make a mistake. Bruh.  I did about three episodes. Chad ain't coming none of them.  And that guy was looking at me, I'm like, something missing.  They were going on.  I ain't seen them niggas together in about three years. Are they trying to replace you? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I heard they've been working with Country Wayne on the low. Everybody ain't lying, bruh. Yeah.  Everybody keep calling me, hey, we rebranding, we rebranding.  Next thing I know you're going to hell, hey man, we can kind of go in another direction. What would you say if those niggas came to you like that? I don't want to fight. Y'all see me? Everybody, everybody. Every, I'm going to scrap everybody. I'm starting with the nigga in the van. Who you think the ring leader of all this shit? Joe?  I know you seen him. So you think Joe went to Chad first? Who you went to first? He got Chad scared. He grabbed Chad by his collar. He messed his shirt up. He ain't choking, he just messed his shirt up. And you know Joe a little taller, so he pulled him up a little bit.  Mm-hmm.     To take all the shit, yeah. Joe leave all, they're going to take it. That little screen, that laptop, he out there. He got a little car. This nigga could probably take the same bag.  He probably worked for the Falcons or something.  Jamaican dude going to run out the back. Red dream, red dream. Can't take the couch. They don't play about the couch. Young Joe wiped the book on it. Over there. On the couch? Over there. Oh, you wasn't here, he ain't no. Oh, look at Joe, now you want to talk. I asked him if he was saying the footage. He looked at me like, what footage? I was like, never mind. So clearly if he ain't seen it, guess what? He ain't been working on it. So that might come out, it might not. What you think getting to Joe like, you think it's the... It's personal. Sometimes I know I done recorded about 20 episodes and ain't never going to see.   Okay, tell me this, do you think he insecure? He feel like you going to get to a level one? You be like, I don't need Joe. He want to control my career. He's like, he only can do what I put him out to do.  Ain't nobody came to see you, Otis. I got the final cut.  Final cut pro.  So he don't get you back to back great episode. He don't hit me back. He don't hit me and let me know what. He be like, what's what you think?  Then Chad do. Chad would call me and be like, what's what you think? Be too late though. It's just a smokescreen. It's a smokescreen. Because Chad wants to go back and chill. Right, because Chad, he know what he's doing.  Yeah, I just talked to a lot of guys one day. I'm like, bro, where you at? I'm at the office. Nigga, we got an office where our office at. I hit you right back. I called in one day, everybody was at the town. I'm like, bro, where y'all at? We over here handling some 85 self show business. What about me?  Catch me up. So, so, so long as you started as an owner and now downgraded to an employee. They like to call me a partner.   Now you think I approve this?   You ever seen me in a tie-dye man? That's, that's seen Joe-ish. That's Chad. No, then he got a little peach at the top. That's seen Joe-ish. What kind of, what was marketing to? Trying to bring the money in, Lofi. When you gonna L-C fly in this?  Perfectly. Chico swear at that motherfucker. It won't even look tie-dye no more. It might not even wear this shirt.   So this is a part of the rebranding thing?  Now he feel guilty.  Bro, what y'all think? Nick, nope. Have niggas hit you up by the tie-dye shirt? Niggas acting like they ain't seen that. Hey man, when y'all get some more of the motherfuckers, the hoodies.  Yeah. For them, I need a three-axe in that hoodie, man. I just know this sofa gon' change color soon. The nigga tried to take time out. You know, Delta, they sellin' some seats. We should just get some amplifying and to buy some old Delta seats. What cat be sayin' about all this? Cat in a star bag drinkin'. When he not over there in the booth recording audio, that nigga drink. Straight out the bottle. Yeah. Do he have it in his jeep? I know he drinkin' hard. Cause he don't even drink out glass, but all the bottles will be plastic. Oh, yeah.   Like, what kind of drunk is he? Like, he a quiet, reserved drunk?  They start off talking low next day and he low in mind, thank you, man. Thank you, man. 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Well, we had to let y'all go and then when dude got there, he was like, what for? They could've kept working on all they wanted to.  He ain't back. As long as you keep coming, you good. Like if you take it as you fire, you fire. I would've kept coming. But Joe kept coming too much and they be like, look, don't come no more. They locked him out. And they had to call the sheriff. So he had to be escorted?  They got his old laptop with his ex news and everything on it. That ain't even his work computer they got. They got his other personal computer up there. It's too real, now you wanna cut it. When have you ever known the nigga to cut anything? Cause if anything, that motherfucking the commercial should've been cut. But you was like...     Nah, they ain't have to take Joe laptop. Man, they can call the sheriff and everything. That's how he got put out his apartment. Cause once they wrote his name down, they called it in. Found out that nigga had 37 parking tickets cause he had left his car and left it parked in the handicapped spot. So this story did get worse. Man, I know all about these niggas, man. This is an 85 South Shore exposed. Tell you about all these low life things.   Joe be wearing a scarf and glasses like Whitney Houston when he not here.  When he drive off all fast and he look BMW. He be going fast, but he don't be going nowhere. He just be loud. Vroom. Speed bump breaks. Vroom. It sound kind of like that. So how Chad? Chad? Man, Chad be acting like, you never remember like on the dead prison when the nigga robbed the bank and opened the church at him. He got his life right with the Lord, turned back vegetarian. So why he saying you got a cut then? Good man.  I don't got no say so in the edit.   Then when they don't upload, you be seeing how my two of them on Friday. Bitch, where is the show?  Man, y'all nigga tripped. I don't know what to tell them. I called Joe. Photon. You don't pick up. This guy down low. I called Kat. Kat what's up man, talk to Joe. Yeah, I just got a phone with her. Call Ryan.  I'm on the phone with Joe. Then the people on the tour, I be so fed up they be like, Hey man, what the fuck, where's the show? And I be like, Joe. And now I be trying to find this Twitter.  Nigga got you blocked? I know he got a Twitter. I seen a picture of him on vacation. I just know this episode never getting aired man. Nigga got me blocked bro. This just gonna be for Joe personal viewing. They don't even know how many niggas they got mad at me right now. Cause they said right hand recorded great episode. I'm ready with that about 20 episodes when we first started recording. I'm talking about this nigga don't speak to me right now.  He tweet about it every week.  It is like six niggas that's legit mad at me cause they episode never came out.    Cause the nigga don't win it's all, all hood.   Nigga had an old photo shoot. Now clean, now clean they page up. Took all the custom videos now. They didn't know this, they chained.  It's definitely that. Oh, okay. It's definitely that.    Bro when we did a show and rolled out of me. Tell me love. I don't know how many live show we did.  The nigga told me the other day.  That's what it was.   It was a setup.  He on edit the show, you know what I'm saying? He be edit. He want me to go so far. That's why I brought in that. Yeah.   Like he getting the angle right and all for nothing. Nigga this is my one. Yeah.  Do you see Joe back camera? What he doing?  That nigga is looking at another computer. Did you just hear Chad?  He can't even be in the studio when we record the show. That nigga got right up and said, I wonder if Joe gonna edit that out. Cause he know the people in the comments gonna be like, bro, who sleeping in that dick?  I came in, everybody didn't say what's up. I ain't gonna say no name. That has no niggas ears, man. They don't know you no more.   I didn't know about the van. Every time I called Chad trying to get advice he throw me off on another nigga. I used to call that nigga one, two rings. Yo, what's up, bro? Now, four or five days. Just to hit me back to tell me he need to call me back. But, but loads of he acting like that. Why when I hit you and ask you what I do, you tell me, oh, hit Chad, he good with that. I ain't busy enough. But why you send me to Chad and you know he ain't answering for you?  You gotta ask him about the other half. You see how he try to make yourself like expendable so we can't get rid of him.   Them niggas, them niggas sneaky, they work together. And what they don't know with a cat record, everything. He got footage, he got enough footage to bury all of us. TMZ don't need but a nine second loop. He be calling me, threatening me. He be sounding like it's work, but he be threatening. Yeah, loads of them separating your files now. Think I don't know what he's saying. Why you think DC and them don't come that much? They be like, I'm telling you, there's something going on.  You mean, you think everybody busy than me or did I choose to not be busy? That makes sense. Then it put the chip in me, cause every type. I could have easily been out in the world doing a show. You see how many people, I got a demand. I'm somebody, but I'm showing, I'm trying to show them a better way. And they like, yeah, just keep him talking. That goddamn show. That's why I keep making J.O. N. play music so they don't get no clean audio on me saying anything. You on or something? If you think this is for advertising in my protection. Somebody said, post the green tie that shirt if you need help. Like what, what they got on you? I don't know. But you don't want to risk it. I don't want to risk it.  I don't know what audio they can sync up with that. And this nigga J.O. so far with that editing. Look how he did my commercial. He could, he could outtake the weed and put pounds of hair on it. The nigga had edited it. He edited one video. If my car was when I first got it, the next time he cut to the bitch, I had rims then he gonna cut back to it. I was like, bro, you think I ain't catch that? So I'm gonna ask you, who run the 85 South Show page?  Could be Chico, could be DC. Could be J.O.N. I don't know who it is.  Like in a bunch of hoes. Nah, I'm gonna tell you what, I'm gonna tell you who wrote it. I'm gonna tell you what, I'm gonna tell you what it is.  I'm gonna tell you what it is. I don't know, I don't know the exact, I don't know the exact person. All I know is they paid it. Whoever run that page will like your old hoe pages right after they like your new hoe pages. So now these hoes is mad. Cause now it's on the explore page. Right.     Like we don't like that Kat. We don't. So Kat liked it from his personal page? From the 85 something? He got his personal page linked to it. Oh my God. They got a group chat with the 85 South Shore page. I tried to look at the message and it said you are not allowed to, it's private. Wow. It'll change the password on you.    He's gonna change, man. I don't waste it my night.  It ain't coming out.  Hey man, I think if you promote your comedy special that you got coming out here, at least cut that clip out. He won't, but new dude might. If this ever get out. It ain't gonna be coming out.  Like I can't even promote it seriously. Give it a shot, it might be worth it.  Show him you're serious. Look at J-O, how you directing in the bathroom?  That is cocaine. Look, look at that.    He don't went back to the, either way, man. Lost trip.  But no, I seen J-O get that nigga a motion. It was kind of like, it was cat. Cat to ring leader, all sounds go through cat. J-O did this. The brother right here. That thing, I know that motherfucker started.  That is not what I ever asked for. Do you think J-O will grab anybody's dress or some shit? You know what, I really heard J-O's really aggressive when we're not around. And he kind of got all them scared of him. Cause he throw temper tantrums. And he ain't really like physically bound. He just slam the door all the time.  Now, I think what it is, that nigga J-O, he love his ardent crowd so much, he take it out on him. And you know what else? He think he French too. So he think yelling and screaming and throwing lattes around is really doing something. He love to try to spill some coffee and yell at something. It's why he be by himself all the time. Man, none of you saying all this nigga might not even be good in basketball.  He not, I peep this game. All the nigga can do is lay up real good.  Hey man, anybody really, you see how he get defensive? Anybody ask you shit?  Now he can talk to you. Yeah. But when you text the nigga nine times straight, he don't hear that. Nah, he don't want to talk about it. Oh, I got a new phone every week.  Do we got something against you like? But no, no, it gotta be two sides. I saw what it was. What you do to him?   And then when I saw how mad Steve Harvey got when he brought up Joe basketball, should have seen the haters, Steve Harvey face. Steve hate this nigga game. Steve was like, oh, pretty Joe. Good ball playing motherfucker. Like Steve Harvey said that, you know, he is usually used discretion and try to make sure they ain't nobody record. Right. He didn't give a damn. Nah.   You ever heard somebody say that? And they were talking about Joe? Yeah. Look at that.  Steve Joe, look, sweet Joe. Pretty motherfucker. And then we on the app, he like, yeah, Joe got a little game on.  Yeah, Joe got a little game.  Snatched that ball. What did he say? He was 27. Like niggas is 27 is out there running the court. That's how you know an old nigga serious one. When he named a nigga, you ain't never heard of. Lee Roy Wells. He said like, that's supposed to stop everything you think. Phillip Lewis, six foot seven, 228 pounds used to jump out the gym. But that's really what the beef go back to. Joe wants me to give his basketball career more respect.   But Steve said to make a whole name, bro. Joseph, that's how he knew him. Oh, oh, he don't know.  First of all, he hated me called Joseph. So that was the nerve. He was being petty. Right. So you put me on a gang. I ain't keep all that.  So he joke.  Joseph sounds way more professional. He don't like to be called Joseph, first of all.    Loads, we can go now.  So Joe Slick wanted to fight with me. It was a Wednesday night. They don't get paid on Wednesdays. I had the type of nigga who always wanted that don't nobody want to play. Like rugby? Nah, y'all niggas want it, man. What's up?  Man, we got enough people to play some softball.  Wait a minute. You niggas go? Nah, I ain't no player. Oh, yeah. That's what I'm saying.  Every time I tell them niggas I don't want to play softball, my episode don't come out. You don't even see how they be tricking and manipulating people, do you? You see when I told you Primochio got them comedy specials? They be like, come on, come on. Oh, wow.  See, that's why I ain't here.  I did better than I expected on the pre-orders.  You in with them? I done asked you three fuckers out.  You made me be cool with these niggas.   You told me these niggas were cool. I started giving these niggas a chance.  What you want me to do, just cut it off, Frank.   Man, tell jokes or drop frowns. Where is it available? Damn, they made me want some frowns. So you said they're out like, ooh. That's what I want niggas to think like, man. This nigga, man. You coming out with your own frown? Yeah, well, I'm trying to re- Let's talk to a nigga.   Like, I break the news on the show right now. So we in some talks right now, like, they feel like they trying to go, they trying to follow these Black Lives Matter movement. Black Lives Matter. Niggas, they told you.  So it don't be... Come on, bro. This is one of the biggest shows. They want to advertise with me. Yeah, so it's Black Lives Matter. Y'all make sure y'all support or either. And we collaborating with Heinz. Oh, some ketchup. With the ketchup. What a Halloween.  Come on out. Especially Hunts. Especially that she with no salt in it. Oh, my God.  Where is it going to be available at? Man, right now I'm doing, after talking to, you know, I'm doing direct to consumer first.  Then later on, I'm alone. I don't know what's the point about that. That's funny.  That's hilarious. Because I'm trying to go directly to the consumer. Yeah.  That's what he's basically saying.  And when you get the money, don't.  And then make a nigga have to ask you for it. So when you get it, go ahead and bring me up with a little change, you know, to looking out when you in heaven.  Because, you know what, nigga, that's already in my, like, credits. Like, the most consistent guest on 85 episodes. Yeah, I already been telling you that. Nigga ain't been on here more than me. And I know it's worth it for you. Well, wait, nigga's like, be a nut. Nigga's ain't been on here more than me. When you first came on this bitch, you had one baby. Then when you got the other baby, I was like, nigga, way too much pussy, man. And it blew up. I'm on here, and I still got my same amount of kids. Man, I just been, I've been like, very, like, say this the line, bro. Sometimes I'd be like, man, nut, oh, nah, nah, you get back. She not me. Sometimes I just leave, right till I be back. Ah, I touched it. I told that motherfucker. I just get caught on that motherfucking moment. I know. I'll listen to that Chris Brown young thug, that go crazy motherfucker. Hey man, stop, stop, I don't, I don't, I can't think about you getting no pussy.  Shit is weird, man.  Cause you built like, cause you already built like Ted, that teddy bear of that movie. Which one?  No, teddy bear. Ted.  Let me impress Los.  Nah, they ain't know I was just my owner. They ain't know. You still getting fired.  Who stole my cameras? Nah, they just didn't know that I was so up. When I leave tonight, they gonna be like, I could do it. Make sure you get you one of these tie-dye shirts for you, man. Ah, long. Let me get a coat, though.  I'll take it. You get what we give you. Nah, I definitely, I need you to, and this, though. Nah, like, we got them, but we ain't been getting a lot of promo on them, and we gotta get them in the hands of some influence. I need to buy one, get one freedom, but fuck. I think we just gonna keep them in house for staff.    Get back to the community. Man, look at the sleeves, man. 85. That's a vibe, Bart. We changing the name, the name, so it didn't look peach making so feminine.  That little peach making so feminine, like you're supposed to say 85. Who gonna do the commercial for us? Big Freedia. Okay, baby, we gonna do something. We about to listen to some music on 85, baby.  Big in the box, big in the box, big in the box, big in the box, big in the box, big in the box, big in the box, big in the box, big in the box, big in the box, big in the big in the box. So long, you can honestly say you never put that shirt on. I don't have one. J-O ain't have you? He ain't want one. That nigga wear pink du-rag.  Los, you remember when he left with pink du-rag at your house?  Bruh, you should have seen how mad she was. What nigga? Wear a motherfucking pink du-rag.   I was like, I wouldn't say all that. The nigga is different.  And he wasn't even sweating, he was like, nah, look, it's just cool. I got another one. I was like, man, you got another one? He got a three pack of them.  You were just set, then.  I'm already... That's how it happened though, man. Look at Chad. Look, he got some where to be. Oh, he definitely look... I caught his head in. He definitely was looking at his apple white. He trying to yawn again. Come on, stay there. Bruh. I'm just gonna keep it real with you, Lord.  What you need him for? You got your own comments, man. But Lord, he play man.  And what's a good player to run against cover three?   Just tell them they do what you been doing, dawg. Fucked up while they can't, probably mad with me. He ain't recording none of my audio.  Ain't no telling where they gonna spread that out, is it?   I called Joe about two weeks ago.     They know it. You doing some black X on it. They try and see how they tried to get DC mad with me. They didn't brought his homebub. They were like, yeah, y'all gonna do it.  We'll wait.  What happened? Yeah, they had brought DC homeboy. And they was like, yeah, y'all just do the episode. And DC was like, no. I was like, Bruh, I didn't know. And they knew. Try to set me up. That's over with my head. See, get kind of quiet again. See, I quiet again. Now they ain't really do that. I just didn't know that nigga was here. Like, we ain't know he wasn't here.    You all fired.  Can't nobody get fired.  Cat of dessert.  This nigga gonna move, man. This nigga owe us six months of restitution, man. Soon as that nigga left, the quality went down.  I'm on watching this show on a hundred.  Blast. Soon the cat came back.   So he don't teach them niggas everything, so they could, okay.   I hate to tell you. None of them. Not even J.O.N.Win. He hate when you come. He was like, man, nigga, you can't rap. I'm literally wasting music on this. So that was the word on the street here. He wasn't gonna tell you, but I'll tell you. What?  He won't even wear it.  That's the one we ain't even had no money. That's a mock up. We never even really made them. Look at the eight, look at the five on it. That bit of glue it on. Look, he checking. No, it ain't, that's the real one. So that's like the retro. That won't work for a lot of money on eBay. I don't even have one. I think he stole that from me. I got all of them, bro. I knew you was in on it. No, I'm sorry, nigga. But before you told them niggas to start paying me, that's how they paid me.     Los ATLAS, man. Who got a red hoodie? Duh, it's just J.O.N.Win.   Man, I appreciate you telling me about it. I had a red one that was so cold with the 85 South on the back. It was red? It was only had one. It was in the first batch. I got a 85 South show hoodie somewhere with 85 South on the back. I think I put it on them myself, but, damn. I got some 85 South show socks. I gotta be like the only one with them cause I remember my stove from everybody.   Do that nigga a cat guy or something? You would never know. Yeah. I was saying with the socks and you know the shorts. Like, would you know how they come up? He may or he may not. I don't know. I've never seen this socks before. How you knew he had them on top of you? Cause they kept hitting the top of the shirt and the bottom of the shorts. They kept getting calls on the bottom. He kept stepping on the shorts. When you're thawed.  This is man Carlos Miller.  Nav Green, 85 South show, we out these dicks. I need one more bag of chips. Hell yeah. Hey man, we running low on the ring. He just told the truth. Ain't none of these niggas gonna call me all this week. Take 14, this is Nav Green. I got my comedy special coming out. Tell jokes or drop fries. I appreciate your countless support. This is my first comedy special, man. It mean a lot to me if y'all just watch it. It's on, man. Just for you watching it right now, it's 999. Anybody else is 999 as well. Y'all keep on supporting. We trying to make this number one. Right now we at 398. We got a long way to go, but it's possible. With your support. Swipe up, link in bio right now. Tell jokes or drop fries. Cause it was kind of political, wasn't it? I'm Nav Green and I approve this message. So he edit that just like that, man.


with the speed of light, a cloud of dust, and a hearty high old silver! The Lone Ranger! Before this exciting adventure, a word from our sponsor. General Mills, makers of Cheerios, the old Cheerios that's ready to eat, Benny Clarker-Mittes, and Wheaties, the breakfast of champions, present by special recording, The Lone Ranger! Say, folks, look around! Do you know someone who just yearns for a brand new bike? A real watch, maybe? Perhaps a doll? Or a new baseball glove? And how about you youngsters? What would you choose from over 30 delightful premiums like those? All at big, big savings! Well, listen, it's General Mills Rainbow Premium Plan. You get wonderful premiums that savings up to 50%. Timex Watchers, for example. These retail for $7.65 at the store. But with 12 Rainbow Coupons, you'll get them for only $4.50. Say that's almost half price. Here's all you do. First, send for your free catalog of exciting rainbow premiums. Just mail your name and address on a postcard to General Mills, Box 3, Minneapolis, Minnesota. Second, start now to save Rainbow Premium Coupons. You'll find them on the box top of all General Mills Cheerios. They're on Wheatie, Cheerios, Trick, Kits, Sugar Jets, and the Betty Crocker Pick-A-Pack. With his faithful Indian companion puzzle, a daring and resourceful Masked Lighter of the Plains led the fight for law and order in the early Western United States. Nowhere in the pages of history can one find a greater champion of justice. Returning with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear. Come on of the past, come on of wondering who streets of the Great War are still there. The lone ranger rides again. Come on, tell me. Let's go before I am still there. Hurry! Jude Cooper owns one of the largest spreads in the southwest territory. Jude was a gruff type of man who ran his ranch with an iron hand. But there was one who took little or nothing from Jude, his 10-year-old daughter, James. To judge the sun rose and set in James' blue eyes and fair hair. And the ranch hands secretly enjoyed the way the little girl handled their father. Being a close judge at the corral one day, where he and Tex the foreman were looking over some highly prized horses that Jude had bought. Yeah. And done-colored chilies is fine a piece of horse twice as you could wish for, okay?  Jude bought that, daddy. Well, he sure is a beauty and he cost plenty too. Like you, that's really cost more than you the rest. But, James, the new horses are here. You sure are, James. Ha, ha, ha. Gotta take your eyes, daddy. Oh, yeah. You know what? This is the one I want. See, that one over there. No, no, no. Hold on a minute. You've got more of an eye for good horse place than I thought. I was just giving orders that no one rides that filly but me. Yeah, that's right. That's what you said.  I can ride pretty well. I'm not thinking too much of you. James, didn't I just say that... Uh-huh.  That'll be a name from now on. Now, listen here, girl.  I just gave orders that that... Oh, daddy. You might get a horse better than you do me, I bet. No, of course I don't. You know better than that. Oh, darling, dad. Did you see your dad? I didn't say that at all. I said that... Oh, James. Don't do anything to him again. Yeah. No, isn't that something... What are you laughing at? Nothing. Only I saw... I'll do the thinking around here. Sammy? Yeah.  But come on, I'll start a beauty for you right now. Let's see if you can get a little alright with her. What's the matter? I'm scared. I'm scared. What's the matter with James? James, under the Texas Watchful Guidance, rolls his beauty around the ranch. He'll be身 the love that James had for her and reacted to it with great affection. One night, James, waiting until the house was quiet, slipped on his shoes and put him on a flannel bathrobe, quietly left the house and headed for the large stable, a short distance behind the ranch house. The moon was bright. And as James walked past the bunk house, he realized there was no need for caution. since the cowhands were staying in camp on the rings while they put up new fencing. The figure was alone building with doors facing the rear of the ranch house and also doors on the end away from the other buildings. Dean privately opened one of the doors just wide enough to slide through. Then she stopped and stood listening. What are you doing here? How keep doing? As Dean kept going the doors, it was in time to see three figures leaving the prized horses out of the rear door. Oh my, they're taking the horses.  They can't. Wait, don't go. Oh they take a beauty pill. What happened? After several attempts, Dean managed to put the cattle on the horse. The only animal left behind by the ruffles. She was panicked, stricken at the thought of losing beauty and somehow she felt as if she went back after her father. She blamed her for leaving the house. For some time, the little girl rode in the direction in which the ruffles had gone. Finally, in spite of her constant urging, the pony slowed her pace. But the adopted pony gave no heed and all at once turned to a dead stop. It was not until then that Dean's concern for beauty gave way to fear. She suddenly realized he was lost and wore it alone in the night for that weird sound and scary cattle. He's stolen it. A court distance from the spot where Dean sat fobbing. A lone ranger and cattle had picked the temporary camp and were rolled up in their blankets sleeping. Suddenly, the lone ranger sat up listening. Then, looking over, he touched the cattle. Oh no, what are you doing here? It's Kyle's calling. Oh, me here. That's who that could be. Let's be right out there on the trail. Ah, that's right. Go on foot. Why does Kyle have a pillow, Kyle? Ah, it's a little girl. Be afraid, little girl. We're not outlaws. We won't hurt you. No, no. You're not crying. You'll not be scaring. Who's that about a man? Couldn't I give you this way? I use the mask so that I can help people in trouble. Who want to help you if you let him? That's right. Could it be on outlaws? Who doesn't know to look all dead in choices? It's my wife, Beauty. Who is your father? That Cooper. I'm Jane Cooper. I'm lost. I want to go home. We know where your father is right here, Jane. Oh, tell me, when did the men you speak out take horses from your father? Just tonight. I went out to say goodnight to Beauty. Beauty? Beauty is my own horse. All my very own. The house is gone. I saw them take her away with the outfit. Well, maybe you'll have bad dreams about outlaws. Oh, no, no. I think I could just say, well, I saw them leave. I heard them talking to you. I'm sorry, dear. Really? What did you hear, Jane? I heard one of them say, just get away from here. Hey, I was something like that. Hell.  Yes, it could be. We fell in there, here. You mean you know I'm tough, Beauty? What's going on, sir? We think we do, Jane. Oh, could you? Could you get back my horse, ma'am? Well, we can't promise, Jane. But we'll try. I'm not right. Go get some of them, scoundrel. I'll wait here with Jane. They'll take her back to her father's ranch and then try to pick up the sleigh of the rings by next year. The long rings are untoppled. It was started back with skin toward the Cooper's breast. It was quite unimpeded and could see for some distance. As they rung to the bend in the trail, they saw a group of horsemen approaching. Oh, here we go. Oh, here we go. Hold on, ma'am. I don't know what you're talking about. This is one way to sleep, since he's found. That is why I'm calling. It's Jane. Get her, son. No, wait, wait, wait. Put the horse in.  Make sure to cut with the left quick. Whoa, whoa, I'm a scout. Where's the man? God Cooper sent his men to trail the masked man in Indian. While he took Jane back to the ranch house, it was dawn when the men rode up to the corral and the mongrel. Oh, my God. Oh, here comes the horse. I'm going to take some dog on card here. Well? We might as well have been trying to trail a couple of ghosts, boss. They were too good at covering their trail. Got clean away from it. That's what I expected. He lunged at it. Cowpoke couldn't trail a lane stray with red paint on her hoof. Oh, he did the best we knew how, boss. Remember, eating with a moon bright, it isn't easy to find. I'm not here to listen to excuses. Look, I noticed something about those two we met on the trail with Jane. Well, I noticed they got away. That's what... But the other thing was that they didn't try to trade lead with us, like if they didn't want to risk hitting little Jane. Well, the Jane tried to tell me they were her friends, and they promised to bring her back home. She did. What are you making that for? I'll tell you what I'm making of it. Poor child so confused and upset she don't realize what she's saying. You reckon that so? Well, I'm not interested in what you reckon, Jake, or anyone else. You get on your brunks right now and head for town. Sure. What for? Tell the sheriff I want him to get every man he can to ride in the parking. Tell him all of us will ride with him when he gets here. We're going to scour the countryside or we'll catch up with that masked owl who's on the white horse and that outlaw Indian that's riding with him. We'll continue our lone ranger adventure in just a moment. Boy, did you ever have one of those rough days at school? Maybe you didn't get a real high mark on a test or score as many points as you wanted in a game. Well, that's the kind of a day a guy likes to get home and find his mother's baked a great big chocolate devil's food cake. Mm-hmm. A cake that says, I think you're swell no matter what. A perfect cake. The kind mom gets every time she uses Betty Crocker chocolate devil's food cake mix. And is it easy? All the good chocolatey fixings are right in the package. All she has to do is add water and two fresh eggs for a cake that's so rich and homemade chocolatey good, you've got to have second, even third. Make sure there's lots of Betty Crocker chocolate devil's food cake mix in the cupboard at your house for a perfect cake every time you bake. Cake after cake after cake. It's guaranteed perfect by Betty Crocker of General Mills Minneapolis. Now to continue. Without bothering to listen to what Gene had to say, young Cooper was convinced that the lone ranger and cuddle with the rustlers who had run off his five horses. He sent one of his men to town for the sheriff and a large party, saying he was determined to scour the countryside until the two had been caught. What's going on, fella? What's going on? What's going on, Gatto? Ah, me here to talk to for a tell woman. Sheriff's getting big talky together. Them not hunts, Barnett gang. Them hunts us. Cooper will probably take most of his men along. He can try to pick up Barnett's tail behind the Cooper stable after the men have left. Here's who this fellow is doing. He's got easy pun on us. Monster! Monster down! Slinger and cuddle conceals themselves and their horses in the arroyo. Finally, the sheriff with Judd Cooper and about 30 men passed by on the trail. After they'd gone a big distance, the masked man and Indian left the arroyo and rode in a wide circle, finally coming to a halt behind Judd Cooper at stable. I'll be back in a minute. A little bit slow. What's the mark that would be distinctive unless the fellow? For a moment, the long range and now fell and studied the hoof mark. The mark showed where several meal heads had protruded from the shoe, making a sharp design. Satisfied with what he had found, the long range is good up to be. When a stable door facing the back of the ranch house suddenly opened and Jim came in. Yes, Jim. Tell him I came to pick up the trail left by the man who took your horse. What did you think, Judy, that one? Well, it's all right. Good, Jim. It's gone. It's a bullet. Yes, but it's a special kind of bullet. It's made of silver. God, it's done.  Tell him I came here and gave it to you. All right. I'll tell him you're going to get Judy back, too. I hope so. Goodbye. Goodbye. Did you get caught? Come on.  So the long range run, Kappa would spend considerable time picking off the trail. Time and again, they lost it. But by tedious and careful searching, they found it again. Until finally, they approached a long, rocky path. Suddenly, the long range did rule rain. Oh. Although, I just know there's something. Look up there. A long run of this path. Oh. You think we're fired. Burn off trees. Yes. Yesterday morning, on our way to the place where we made camp, we came along a trail up there near that rim. I remember seeing those charred trees. Uh-huh. That right. I remember too, the back of ways. On that upper trail, we looked down into a buck canyon. Ah. Maybe Ruffler's hide stolen horses there. Yes. We'll come around and head for that upper trail. All right, let's hurry. Come on, Judy. Yeah, let's go. I told time later that two men rode along the upper trail until they reached the back of the buck canyon. Those are the horses. Now, these are pretty corky. Oh, it's been a while. They'll move over to the rim of the canyon now. Wait for that now. Calling close to the canyon rim, they looked down. They saw many horses waiting below, and off to one side, there's a key attack. No one inside tunnel. We found them all right. Ah. Now what we do? We tie our legs together so they'll reach the bottom of the canyon. I'll be down first, and you follow. That tree there will hold our way to the canyon. In the second canyon, the hell-barned edam is too corny. It's long gone caught. How are we saying? We've done what I'd say or so well nobody could ever find out here. In a few days it'll be safe to move the horses out. They've probably been hunting us ever since last night. They'll be given up by now, have I? I'm not worried, Dave. Thank you. I'm going to take a look around that. That's a good idea, buddy. The outlaw called Buck cautiously opened the door, and Justice cautiously stepped outside. He was more nervous than the other two, and was always prepared for what might happen. As he stood looking around, the rays of the setting sun struck the back of the shack. The dark shadow of the shack lay in front of him. Then Buck tense. As he saw another shadow appear, the long shadow of a man who must be on the side of the shack near the window. The lone ranger had approached the shack along the side, and edged forward to look in the window. Suddenly, he was startled by Buck's voice a few feet away at the corner of the shack. Freeze! What is this? No time. You moved quietly, my friend. All right. Did he take a no chance to... Yeah. He's got a mask on. That's right. That's the same. I'm taking no chances. There's a slug in this gun just for you, my friend. The lone ranger took a deep breath. Buck stood right behind him. Suddenly, the masked man kicked back, and a whirl flinging his hand down against Buck's gun on him. He moved away, and this will finish it off. A heavy blow to the tin took Buck off his feet and scratched him on the ground. The lone ranger heard the other two slam out the front door.  Hal Barnett came in the bureau on the corner of the shack with gone guns. Even as he fired at Hal, he expected a slug to rip his back from the other man's gun. How did you get this? No, you won't. Oh, you must do something! Oh, no. You got that other one just in time. I can almost feel a bullet coming from behind me. Oh, we've got three. That must be all. Yes. Oh, look. Coming into the pass, the party. Ah, we get behind the shack. Maybe they'm good at it. Hey, make some noise! I guess they saw the bullet I gave James.  Right there, they got a whole free of them. Yeah? They need our help, pal. Yeah, I guess they didn't. You and the man can take these rustling. That's Hal Barnett and his men. Hal Barnett? Then they'll laugh at some cats.  Then get married and remember who you were. I'm glad you did. I was getting tired of hiding from your party. God, you can take James' horse beauty back, sure. I know to be happy. Sure will. Yes, sir. I don't know how to leave now. We left our horses on the rim. I must of the way we came down. How do you do, sir? How do you do, sir? How do you do, sir? By Sunday, that's one fine outbreak here. They don't come any finer. Yes, yes, sir. Now, now, wait a minute, boss. This morning, you wanted to see him living with bullets. Right? Now, you... Now, listen here, Tex. Don't be trying to tell me what I can say. I can feel heavy. Sure, sure, boss. Great day.  And now, there goes the Indian. Yes, sir. I knew all the time, little Jane knew what she was talking about. That's one friend she can be glad to have. What I said and what I meant are two different things, heavy.  Well, from the best down-brain in the west. The lone ranger. There are copyrighted features of the lone ranger incorporated. It's produced by Fendle Campbell Muir Incorporated. A part of the lone ranger is played by Brace Beamer. Your announcer is Fred Boyd. Listen to the lone ranger brought to you by special recording, Monday through Fridays at this same time.