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Like one card that says, bring this to your grocery, he's going to give you two bottles of soap for free if you give him a 25 cents. Yes, there's one more letter I got that you didn't know belonged to me, and I'm open up by mistake. There's some letter from my country, I'm on a Pasquale, and I had the $100 inside. As soon as I clean up at my antique shop, I'm not going to Pasquale's spaghetti palace and I'll give him his letter. I don't get it, Pasquale, you see. What was the idea of shoving your own letter under this Pasco's door? Lefty. Today is April Foolish Day, right? Yeah. Well, there you are. That's it. That little pupsqueak always likes to celebrate all the American holidays, so I'm going to let him celebrate April Foolish Day. I'm so smart, I should have win me the Putzler Prize. Okay, so what do you want me to do? Just to do like I told you, Lefty, don't ask us so many questions. This is going to be the easiest of five bucks you made since the probation. No, that ain't it. Quiet, quiet, it comes with a little green heart and now, you better sit down at one of those tables and don't forget the signal. Okay, okay. Hello, Pasquale. Hello, little banana nose. Oh, you're looking beautiful this morning.  Hello, Pasquale, I'm glad that you're feeling so good today. Here, I open up one of your letters and by mistake. What? Quick, hide the letter. Hurry up. Huh? What's the matter, Pasquale? Did I something wrong? Worst than a wrong, a wronger. Open up for somebody else as a male is a terrible crime in America. Huh? Violation of the Frigerator Law. What's the Frigerator Law? Using the males to defrost. You're making a joke. No, no, Luigi, I'm just telling you, you should always remember, break somebody's window, fight toward a cop, or rob a bank if you wanna, but never touch anybody else as a male. And you know why? Why? Because right away the FBI marks you AWL. AWL? What's this to mean? Alien, what opens the letters. You know what, if I started, all I did was make a little mistake. A little mistake is an excuse to the law. It's a lucky thing you open a my letter, not a stranger's. Now, slip on me the damage nobody should see. I like to hear the letter Pasquale just like I'm a fan of it. That's it from Mr. Roberts, my steadyest customer. This is, uh, Dear Mr. Pasquale, and close the fine of $15 a cash, which takes care of my spaghetti bill for March. $50? How Pasquale was only $1 in his side. What? Luigi, I wouldn't mind to defend you on a letter open at a charge, but never steal in the money. In America, that's called awesome. Awesome? Yes, and over $25 bucks worth is a voice. That's a call Larson. Larson? Of course. Now, I couldn't attestify against you if you was to be my daughter's husband. Huh? Well, I'll take you pick awesome or awesome or awesome. You're just trying to scare me. Nothing wrong is to happen. Nothing wrong is to happen, huh? Okay. You hear me? Okay. Oh, pardon me, bud. Uh, who are you? Well, I just happened over here to hold conversation, see? And I happen to be a Postal Office Inspector, see? Postal Office Inspector, see? Don't remind him of Mr. Postal Office Inspector. By see, he means a yes. I guess he didn't really believe you were a real officer. Well, there it is, right on my driver's license. I'm afraid you're in trouble, bud. Trebbler? Well, what do you say now, Mr. Know-it-all? What kind of trouble is he in, Mr. Officer? And please, it'd be good to him. Well, we give him a choice. Five years or ten years? Five out of ten years. Well, Luigi, go ahead. You win the five and ten. Take your pick. Come on, let me. I'm going to go get advice. Go, babe. Hey, come here. I've got to make a pen. Tension yourself. I'm going to go to school. Goodbye, Alpha class. Oh, what an April of Foolish joke. Lefty, you couldn't have acted better if you was at the LeBaribas. Hey, here's to you five bucks. Hey, thanks, Pascuali. Hey, you got that character real scared. Weren't you supposed to tell him the whole thing was just an April Foolish joke? That's the way it started out, Lefty. But who knows? Maybe that April of Fool could turn my daughter into a June of Bride. Quiet, please, class. Please. I'll call the roll. Mr. Vasco? Here. Mr. Howard? Yeah? Mr. Olsen? Mr. Schultz? I accept the nomination. Oh, thank you, fellow boobles. And remember my promise. A vote for Schultz in November is a vote for chaos in December. Mr. Schultz, that will be enough clowning.  Oh, smile, Miss Barley. It's spring. There's only shining. The birds are singing. Lovers are humming. The whole world is in tune. You may answer the first question, Mr. Toscanini. Me and my big mouse. We are studying state capitals today, class. And Mr. Schultz, you... Mr. Vasco, what's the matter? Well, Miss Barley, today I'm... I'm open up for Pascuali's letter by mistake. Well, there's supposed to be $50 in the side. I'm a fund-only one. But a Pascuali says, I'll send a lesson to the person in the post office who wants to pinch me. Oh, Luigi, are you for Schimmert? Believe it or not, Schultz, I understood him. Look, Luigi, anybody can make a mistake once in a while and open up a wrong letter. You're hot-ass through by him. Yo, my nephew wants to open up a letter and they sent him away for three years. Really? Where was the letter from? He's trapped. Bored. I can't take you, oh, by him. Very good, Olsen. Listen to them. Olsen and Horowitz. The United Nations, Martin and Louis. Oh, look, Luigi, I'm sure Pascuali won't make you no trouble. Just forget the whole thing. I think so, too, Mr. Vasco. Yeah, but it's a foreign letter. Yeah, but it's a $49 admission from my envelope. Miss Baldwin, the inspectors are going to make him in trouble. I could tell it the way he's tried to grab me. Luigi, be practical. Even if the post office inspector was there at the time and he did see everything, they can't do a thing to you unless Pascuali wants to prosecute. Yeah, and for immediately $49, Pascuali wouldn't slap you in the cling really? You think he would? Without a doubt. Pascuali would kill himself if he could only figure out a way to come back and collect the insurance. Then I'm in a big trouble.  Ah, Schmai, Luigi, I was only trying to make a choice. Mr. Vasco, the whole thing is just a misunderstanding. You talked to Mr. Pascuali after school. Tell him the truth. You found only $1 in the letter. Yeah, but I'm already telling him this. Look, Luigi, maybe it dropped out. Did you look all over the store? Yeah, all over Horowitz. Then you should look again. Leave no stone unturned. That's what they say on the rock pile. Oh, Schmai, Luigi, nothing is going to come from all this. Believe me. I'm sure Schultz, a well-inspected was there Pascuali as you looked at me very strictly. Like he thought I was a lion. I'm afraid that maybe he's going to let him put me in jail. Why, that's ridiculous, Mr. Vasco. Look, if you're so worried, why don't you go downtown to the main post office, see the officials there, and explain the whole thing to them. And me? Go to the post office? Well, Luigi, 10 million Americans do it every day to fill their fountain pens. That's right, you got nothing to lose, Luigi. You ought to be sure. The truth usually has a way of shining through. That's right. Luigi, tell him you got the letter. You opened it up by mistake. There was $1 inside. And that's what you gave for Schmai. But it shows so well if any inspector doesn't believe in me. But then you get... Well, after Luigi, stop worrying. We'll visit you in Alcatraz and call the roll every Sunday. Before we return to life with Luigi, here's a suggestion that'll make your daily work a little easier and more enjoyable. Chew refreshing wriggly spearmint gum while you work. 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And when he feels terrible enough, he might decide to marry you. Rosa, this whole thing started as an April Foolish joker, but now the whole thing is bigger than a bolt of us. If it's possible. It's happened! Quiet. Here he comes now. Go back to the kitchen. Yes, Pop! No, Basko, you gotta believe him. Tell me, Basko, you got it. Believe me, you're about a wild little cabbage bush. Basko, you know I'm gonna take you $49. Sure, Luigi, I know you didn't take the money. How could you?  Oh, thank you, Basko. Now, give me back the money and I drop out of charges. Basko, you just decided... Never mind what I said. Just listen to me. As far as I'm concerned, I don't be willing to forget the whole thing, but that J.A.D. Gohovers are cracking down even more open as of this year. No, but, Basko, I didn't... Luigi, let me warn you, don't say anything I might hold against you in a court. Court? What court? Who knows? There's lots of courts. You're in the soup, so I guess they're gonna take you to the superior court. After all, Luigi, that's a terrible, terrible charge that they got against you. Housebreaking into a letter. Basko, you don't believe in me. Luigi, believe in me. I think you innocent even though you're guilty. But in the eyes of the law, you are now what is called a habeasic corpus. Habeasic corpus? That's a mean of half a corpse. Now, is it too late, Luigi? Now, you've got a choice of three juries. There's the grand. That's it for people who steal over $1,000. Then there's the blue ribbon, a jury, which tries mostly beer cases. And then, then, Luigi, they've got to the hunger. They've got to the hunger. They've got to the hunger. They've got to the hunger. They've got to the hunger. They've got to the hunger. They've got to the hunger. Then, Luigi, they've got to the hunger jury. Hunger jury? Yes, they hang you first to the trial later. I know, Basko. Now, I know you're making a joke from the whole thing. You don't care what's happening to me. No, no, don't say that, Luigi. I feel very sorry for you.  I would have gone down to Lake Michigan, hire one of those half a dollar an hour old boats and aim for Italy. And goodbye. Goodbye, my, my, my, my good friend. Oh, wait, Luigi, come back. Where are you going? To the boss's office to beg you for my life. Yes, sir. Yes, sir? How many stamps, sir? No, no, no, no, thanks, sir. I'm, I'm going to talk to the boss. Is he in? Well, you want the superintendent? Huh? What am I going to do with a janitor? The superintendent is in charge of this office, sir.  Well, no, no, above him there's the fourth assistant postmaster, and his superior is the third assistant postmaster. Then there's the second assistant postmaster, and above him is the first assistant postmaster.  No, no, no, the top man is the postmaster general. Oh, why did I get too big army as a draft to them, huh? Sir, if you tell me what your problem is, I might be able to direct you. Well, mister, he's about a letter. I'm, I'm open up by mistake. Oh, do you have the letter? No, I think maybe the inspector is a talkative. What inspector? From the post office. Would you know his name? Sure, Mr. Lefty. Lefty? I, I think you want to see the chief inspector, Mr. Simmons, or he's in room 214 upstairs. Oh, thank you. The post office is going to take up your time without giving you some little business. Excuse me, Mr. Inspector. Can I come inside your office? I, I'm, I'm going to ask you something. All right, what can I do for you, sir? My name is Luigi Bascone, and I'm a comment to tell you about a post quality is a letter which I'm open up by mistake, but there was no $49 in his side. It's just a $1 bill with Mr. Washington is a picture. Believe me, that's was all that there was. Well, let's see if we can get some facts down. Luigi Bascone. How do you spell that? Luigi Bascone, that's a big L and a big B. Everything else is a tiny with a two dots on the top of a I, I, I. Luigi Bascone. Okay? A dress? A 21 in North Hollister State. Is that Chicago one? You mean there's a two Chicago's? I meant the zone number, Mr. Bascone. Oh, that's a, that's a number of 22. Oh, not in, Mr. Bascone. I'll begin at the beginning and tell me the whole story. Well, I'm at the beginning. Bascone's letter was a comment to me by mistake and I'm open up by mistake. How do you inspect it? My inspector, what was his name? Mr. L'Efti. Hmm, the name isn't familiar. What do you look like?  On the railroad? Yeah, in his hand there was a carry news of pepper chips at the track. There's no such inspector working out of this office. Mr. Bascone, since the department has already taken steps in your case, I'm afraid my hands are tied. Oh, no, please, please, I'm afraid my hands are tied. I'm not happy at the city, isn't I? And I don't want to get in trouble with the government. Mr. Bascone, I can't do a thing for you. And then remember you're going to talk to the Bascone, huh? Tell him I didn't take the money. Mr. Bascone, you're just wasting time now. Mr. Chief, I'm a promise to you. If you help me, I'm not going to help you back. I'm not going to write to my mama three times a day, special delivery, air and mail. You're not going to make so much money from me, you're going to retire in one year. Mr. Bascone, for the last time, there is nothing I can do for you. Now go home and wait till the department sends for you. Yes, Mr. Chief. I'm better don't worry. I'm still going to buy my stamps if I'm from you. That's the matter, Russia. You've got to take it. And you wasn't worried about me, Russia? Yes. Russia, I'm in a terrible, terrible trouble. No, Luigi, you're not. H-Happily-fool. You mean the Bascones have never had a $50 in that thing? No. Papa sent the letter under your door. But, but, but did that to the inspector? That's lefty from the pool room. Papa gave him $5 to be an inspector. My, my, my, my, my, my dear. Oh, Russia, you don't know it, but what do you just discover me back America? Oh, Russia, you never was a looker so good to me like you look right now.  And on your birthday. Look, Russia, Russia, you want to help me play a little, a little joke on you, Papa? What kind of joke, Luigi? April the Fool, a joke, Russia. Well, no, then don't worry. First time I got to see chief of the inspector, then I'm going to see some of my friends. Then it's going to start all of the fun. Oh, yeah, Luigi. What? When is your birthday, Russia? Next December. You got him, I promise. Luigi, did he really wrong? No way.  Read this suicide note. He left me after he died. Oh, Luigi. Dear Pascuali, you must rise. I got it no choice. So I'm going to hire a robot and roll to Italy. Guy Yemeni, he is a brave man. Yes. I hope the tide is with him. Here, Pascuali, you finish the letter. I ain't got the heart to. All right. Friends, don't be too hard with Pascuali. He thinks I really stole his $49.  I don't think it all. I think it's just an apple full of joke. What?  That's right. You've sent Luigi 5,000 miles in a rowboat. And that's carrying a joke too far. Who figured it would take the whole thing so serious?  Schultz, what else did he write? He wrote a P.S. That's a standard for Pascuali. P.S., everything I got in the world, I leave to the best friend I ever had. Pascuali. Don't, don't Schultz. That's enough. Read on Schultz, please. Read more. Wait a minute. I got to ring out my handkerchief. Schultz, what's going to happen with Luigi? Pascuali, what has got to be is got to be. You know, we got those aliens in the delicatessen business. If you were born to be a salami, you'll never wind up in the army. Very funny, Schultz, very funny. Oh, you're wrong. Mr. Yeenie is with the yolk, Schultz. Oh, stop with that.  How can you stand a dirty laugh for when Luigi might be floating right now on the bottom of the ocean? Stop crying so much, Pascuali. It ain't as if Luigi was the last fellow in the world for Rosa. That sort of trouble he was.  Pascuali, come here. Let me go. All right. Which one of you is Pascuali? Who's this? Lefty, what do you do with this, Pascuali? Check it up, Pascuali. I'm Chief Inspector Simmons, United States Post Office. And your Confederate Lefty here has already confessed and incriminated you. He's not to criminalize me. I didn't do nothing. Mr. Pascuali, it's a criminal offence to use the mails as a medium for practical jokes. That's a lie. I never slept that ladder under Luigi's adorn. I got 12 witnesses who didn't save me dough it. It's too bad Luigi ain't here to testify against you, Pascuali. But I am alive. In my own way. Who said that? Who said that, Pascuali? Give up, Pascuali. Tell them how you was killed me. He's here. Who, Pascuali? Yeah, he didn't hear nobody. Luigi! That's about it. You all of that? Don't you hear him? Mr. Inspector, you heard him? Mr. Pascuali, it's just your conscience. My conscience? No, no, no, it can't be. Yes, it can be. What? Who's that? Hello from Hollywood to all of you. This is the Well of Parsons. My first exclusive. Mr. Pascuali killed Mr. Luigi Pasco. Shame, shame on him. The Well of Parsons. If she's a no, everybody's a no. All right, take him away. Expect the right kill, the right kill. Take him away. Hey, for the full of Pascuali. Luigi, Luigi. You was in the closet all the time. Sure, and I wasn't talking in this empty milk about the like of this, you see? Can of Pascuali. Can of Pascuali. I knew it all the time, Luigi. You never followed me once. Sam, where's the Well of Parsons? Well, it's the Well of Parsons. Ah. I'm a no, no. Wasn't she in the closet with you? No. Why do you know? He feigned her. All right, Luigi. No, you can't tell me. Where is Ms. Basel? Well, it shows I'm a no, no. I'm a no even to hear her voice. Defended it. In just a minute, we'll explain the mystery of Well of Parsons' voice. Friends, the makers of Wrigley Spearman chewing gum hope you enjoyed tonight's episode of Life with Luigi. And they want to remind you that you'll find Wrigley Spearman gum, a friendly, helpful companion to take with you wherever you go.   So, chewers, take a Wrigley Spearman gum from time to time every day. Enjoy that delicious Wrigley Spearman flavor and enjoy the good, smooth chewing. Get a few packages of Wrigley Spearman chewing gum and carry a package or two with you wherever you go. The makers of Wrigley Spearman chewing gum invite you to be sure to listen next week at this time when Luigi Basko writes another letter to his mama Basko in Italy. Life with Luigi is a Cy Howard production. Pat Burton is associate producer. The script is written by Mack Benhoff and Lou Derman and directed by Mr. Benhoff. J. 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What's up guys take down here with another collecting video for you guys I'm going to share some of the things I recently got. I got these items from loot crate And if you know what loot crate is it's like a monthly subscription box for a bunch of different collectibles They have multiple boxes go and check them out not a sponsored video. I just seen these stuff on their sites It was actually part of the loot vaults and what that is Anything that doesn't get used for the month. These just subscript subscriptions Gets put in their vaults and you can just purchase the items separately and get to choose exactly what you want This is a little bit better, but you do pay a little bit more for the items if you want the same amount that we're in a box So today basically I just bought two items. I had my eye on they were on sale about a month ago Purchase some then they just got them in. I'm happy that I got them in they're really cool I got them in yesterday. I already have one thing set up, but let me show you what I'm talking about and that is start off a 1940s Captain America replica shield Has this stand here Says on it. It's really cool. This act the shield actually slides out Let me put the stand down Has some weight to it It's a one to six scale and even has your armbands on the back. It's metal It's really cool. Honestly whenever I ordered it I was expecting one of those small little pins or I expected it to be something small, but I mean that's that's pretty big That's bigger than I thought a little stand it comes with has a card for the Certificate of authenticity It just slides in there so that is going up on my collectible shelf top shelf in my room Had my eye on it for a while I am glad it was on sale and I got it paid a lot more in shipping because I am in Canada, but to me it's well worth it So I'm gonna be putting that on up on my shelf later And I also got a comic book now loot crates does have a bunch of Reprints are not a bunch. They do have a few reprints Comic books in their vaults that were part of loot boxes months ago So I have one here. I know it is a reprint not too many people like reprints, but since I know I'm not gonna get the Actual comic it's me. It's a great piece for my little collection and that is issue number one of the action comics June 1938 Was when the original one was and it's the first appearance of Superman Really interesting and even though it is a reprint it does have a card for certificate of authenticity I will have to read bag and board it this bag looks cheap I didn't want to open it up I wanted to keep it in the original the one I got it in but the cardboard is really flimsy So I'm gonna put it in my own because I do have some separate ones or some extra ones for my personal collection So go and check them out down below. I do have a bunch of comic book videos already I might remake them make remake some of my old ones that were low quality before I started using what I use now But that is gonna be sitting up on my shelf I do have a buck stand so once I read bag and board it It's gonna be sitting up there probably top shelf with the shield and all my other collectibles too are up there I make some of my gaming stuff So I just wanted to share what I got from loot crate. I do appreciate. I do like they put sales on now once in a while So I expect to get some more in the future I did have an eye on something else But I decided not to get it because it would have cost a lot more and they're not that big Like this here the shield I thought it was gonna be smaller than this But the other things I was looking at for the complete set. They're actually really small and To me it wasn't worth the money. This on the other hand was I think the comic book was about Two maybe three dollars for the sale price is regular eight bucks and the shield I think it's regular 15 or 20 and it was on sale for I Want to say six four or six? No, it's regular tenons on for four bucks. That's what it was So great savings. I did pay more in shipping like I said, but Honestly, if you like collecting and you like having these type of collectibles I do recommend loot crate and go to their loot vaults and you'll see sales a bunch of stuff They do have discount codes that you can put on top of the sale So it's really interesting and I am gonna be getting more in the future I just keep an eye like every month. I do I would get a actual monthly subscription box I would want to purchase one but it have to be one that I Know everything in the month. I know they're all mystery items and to me. I'd like to know Especially if I'm spending that much kind of what I'm spending it on so that's why I've never gotten an actual box but Expect me to get more collectibles and I'll just purchase the single ones in the future and make more videos like this in The future, but I'll leave this video here comment down below what you guys collect. I'm really interested since now You guys are seeing a lot more of what I collect. I want to know what you guys are collecting and I will leave this video here. Hope you guys did enjoy and if you did Please leave a thumbs up because it helps me out more than you think I will leave this video here Please take care. Peace