Hello, they stole my shmangas. Not going to be relevant in 2028 when this comes out. Oh, it doesn't matter. So they have they have a hint that people have a hint when this was recorded. Yeah, you just have to remember to mention it in the like EFAT before this comes out. No, by that time, shmangas to revenge is going to come out. And then it's going to be going to make sense. It's going to be a whole different bit. It's going to be on Netflix 2.0. Because the other one has failed by the time this records. So we needed a new one. How does one set up preamble for this properly? They was once a video game. Old dead space. And it evolved into another game. It's revolting. It's violent. It's everything you love in a game.  Cringe. There's no other word for it. This makes me cringe. It's embarrassing. And then another game. Add voice to your arsenal and amplify the action with Kinect. Give partner ammo. Sweet. I love this. Liar! You're a game originally spotted in a hands-on play session of the title that trying to create a weapon you don't have enough resources for causes a screen to pop up which offers you the ability to get some additional part to downloadable content. He's already dead. Also an animated film. In the dead of space, the aftermath begins. And like an arcade-y mini-game thing that got released on 360. I can't Xbox arcade I think.  Some unitologist just killed themselves in Union Square. The bodies hit the... People like it. Graphic novel probably. Hopefully it's been adapted into a really good live-action TV show by now. Who knows. That's the future I look forward to. But someone super-chatted us saying, did you ever see the Dead Space movie? And I think I immediately concluded like, oh he's gotta be talking about Event Horizon or something. Because he mentioned 91. I didn't realize that Event Horizon was not that early. So I thought that's what it was about. I go looking and there is a movie in 1991 that was released. A TV, straight to TV movie called Dead Space. And it's the sci-fi. All kinds of crazy things are apparently gonna happen. And Brian Cranston's in it. Wow. I didn't even know he existed before 2004. Yeah. I didn't know Malcolm in the middle got him from other acting jobs. I thought he just appeared when that happened. Yeah. That was my role now. He spawned. Exactly. So it's like, wow, what is this creature of a movie? It's the kind of thing where it's just like, does anyone know this thing existed? Apparently that's super-chatted it. But that's it. That's all. That's been people who have a new. So you know, count me interested. Because I'm pretty sure this is an adaptation of the video game, just back in time. That's super-chattered. They're gonna get the, they're really gonna get their monies worth out of that super chat. The fact that we're doing a whole recording. Maybe they don't want this. Maybe they hate the movie and they're like, I don't want you to see it. No. I'm like, unsubscribed. Every time there's actually a warning. Do not watch it. Be careful. If you ever see this movie, don't. And now I'm starting to think like, why did they ask us if we'd seen this? Obviously nobody has seen this. Nobody's heard of this. No one's ever talked about it. They should be like, you guys clearly haven't seen this. I'm going to judge it by how old the woman is. Imagine that. He was like, you guys, I know the reference. You guys haven't seen this and you shouldn't. And that's the super chat. It's like, okay. Well, I'm going to get one of those now. We're good. I mean, yeah. Just because we imagined you may have thought that, we're now going to watch. Yep. That's the thing with you. To spite you. Yeah. That's your reward for your. That's what you get. Unfailing loyalty to every frame of pause. Spaceships are like electric flies.  Kind of. That's beautiful. Oaks. Bigger. And pants. You can't say a pair of pants because that's just one pair. No, you say you have two pairs of pants. But you could all, but what if they match and you want to signify that they match? You say I have a pair of a pair of pants. No, you have two matching pairs of pants. Two pairs. Yes. Two matching pairs of pants. Oh yeah. So you say a pair. No. You have two pairs of pairs of pants. No, you say two matching pairs of pants. Two matching pairs.  So this is a 70 minute film from what I'm gathering from the time. Nice. Yes. Nice and short. And that's, you know what? It's nice to see a short film for once, ain't it? Yeah. See what this is all about. Yeah. Um. Well, we could watch this or we could watch Mandalorian twice. If you want. No, no, no. We didn't find any results for subtitles for this. No, no. I checked as well. No one actually knows what the dialogue is. No one knows this movie exists. Maybe we just don't have anything to say. Just a cobweb filled corner of the internet. It's pretty cool. Maybe there isn't any dialogue. Who knows? We may very well be the first people to see this film. So. Ever. The editor, when he finally put it together, he didn't even watch it. He was like, no one should see this. Not even myself. I hope no one put it on a, we had network of people all over the world so that people could download it. Maybe it's so bad. It's kind of like the deadly joke skit from Money Python. It was like they had to assemble it piece by piece by a whole bunch of different people. Because if anyone ever saw the entire thing, they would just, I don't know, die. What if aliens dropped this on us and they didn't, they like inserted it into libraries everywhere that you can get and stuff, but never actually inserted any memories of it being created. And so like Brian Kranz, do you remember the Dead Space from 1991? He's like, no. Then he sees it and he's like, when did I do this? Did I do that? I thought this was like a crazy dream that I just had. I can't, this is real. Did you see, is this one of those AI deep fake things? I wasn't in this movie. Yeah, I remember there was a resume in there. I remember a tunnel hurting somewhere in 1991. Having directed Dead Space appears on this guy's resume and he's like, I don't remember. Yeah, I guess I did that. Okay, sure. You guys are full, this is a prank. It is a prank. Am I on camera? And the aliens are all laughing. Well, maybe Brian Cranston's really good in this and he actually fondly recalls the shooting of Dead Space 1991. Maybe he's the best part. Let's hope so. That's probably the case. It could be, could very well be. Maybe it's like Power Rangers where he's just an alien costume. We don't even see his face. I mean, yeah, they just, he was notable. So Power Rangers did have a whole, they did have a whole series where they were in space and they had the best theme song. Power Rangers, Power Rangers, Power Rangers. Go, go, go. That's the one. That's pretty good, yeah. Power Rangers, Power Rangers. Power Rangers is in space. They got right to the point. Space, space, Ranger. Flying high. Yeah, yeah, I'm ready. Four, I'm ready. I'm ready, yeah. Wait, three, two, one. Dead space. Go, Brian, Branstad. Go, go, go, go. Bit of death space. Go, Brian, Branstad.  Alley film. I know them. Very famous. Yeah, there's no trees in space. So get your chlorophyll of them while you're on the ground. Oh, that's pretty good. Yes. Ooh, is this in space? It looks like an old anime background for space. This is, oh it does, yeah, yeah. Ooh, is this an anime? Did Brian Branstad earn an anime? Well, this is back in 91 when anime was good. Naturally occurring object in space. It had my subs back in the day, back in the 90s, yeah. It did the anime jobs. Space is shaky. Oh, now it's a flame. Do you think of it as a spark of life as much like a sun? The opening segment was literally like someone had recorded their television while watching Mystery Science Theater's intro. Why don't we just froze for some reason there? We need to reset. Oh, all right, that's fine. Oh, let me first sign of things to come. 45 seconds ish, 40 maybe. Yeah, we'll go to 40, that's fine. All right, 40 it is. Brags is gone. I'll be back in like two, three minutes. Talk about Brian Branstad.  This is like, I feel like this is the shortest we've ever got into a film before taking a break. Yes. Well, that was fun. That was that space. I was so excited and it was so tense and I was already drawing so much from it in terms of meaning and yet here we are, stopping. Yeah.  Go stop if diarrhea. Yeah, whatever.  Or do you just do? I'm very flexible, so I just do it at the same time. Half the panel is muted. It's all over. Wow. Disaster. I'm gonna play with my zippo light. Oh my god, everything's burning. Don't drop that! I thought I would do it a little funny. All funny. I'm very funny. Don, what do you think of Dead Space 1991 so far? Great. I was gonna say, pretty solid introduction, I think. I mean, we've established the space, we just need the dead. The dead was in the space.   So good because I was thinking about what the whole film means, especially with all the character arcs we've been on. That flame probably represents Jill's journey, if you think about it, and how she was trying to find meaning within the world and that, in a way, the smallest of scientific experimentation, like the creation of fire, is much like our exploration of the world, of the cosmos. Even discovering the power and the vast majesty of a sun, in a way, is no less impressive than finally cracking that control of fire. You pretentious douchebag! I remember when you said it was 70 minutes, it was like, oh, it's nice, it's gonna be a short one. Oh, it's gonna be an hour or two. Everyone muted. It's gonna be a movie because we'll pause again at some point, someone else has to go do something. Maybe this file is cursed. Maybe it's gonna freeze for one person at every few minutes. Dude, imagine when it hits near the end, it says, please insert disc two. You're like, oh, no, it's a half a movie. I didn't know this movie was a PlayStation. Let the tape over to side B. I made it back for Fringy. No, I'm... No, I... Oh, my God. I was sat on my hair. I was here. No, I was here. I'm pretty sure that if you check, I unmuted before you did. Let's find out. Oh, I was already sitting down. I was way... I was sitting your way before. Yeah, but I was already sitting down when I unmuted, so you're just kicking the can down the road. Nope. The only... The only means by which we can actually demonstrate very clearly who was here first was who was unmuted. That's all we got. That's literally not a good metric to decide. That's always the vast metric, though. It's the vast availability. I don't think it is at all. I don't think so. All right, Rax, present the superior metric. I was here first. It's the metric. That's a statement. Go, Brian Cranston. Go, Brian Cranston. No, Brian Cranston. Let's get back to this. Is everyone on 40 seconds? Yeah, 40 seconds. 40? Yes. All right, give me... I kind of moved the little thing. 39, 40. Gotcha. It's thimble time. Three.  They have to have like a special gadget to put on the candle so it goes out. Three. Maybe the Swiss are going to be an Android and they don't have any breath. Oh, that's true. That could be a cool way of setting it up. You'd keep an Android lungs, though. Like then they could blow... Or just a fan in the mouth and it just goes... It specifically just like a robot wasn't built specifically for blowing out candles more on. Three. Oh, it's adapting. Yes, three. Two. One. Dead space. We need to get back to this. You guys are preventing me from getting back to this so far. Pretty good. I was gonna say far. This is oh, no So far this is a solid six out of ten. I was talking about himself just now He's gonna release all the debt space into the room. Is he gonna mutate into the debt space. What's going on here?   It's an alien. Are you just like rubbing it? What are you doing? What do you know that doesn't then you take it out? What what was the purpose of that? Experiments going to another change There is well as long as you don't take the lid off will be okay. He said don't touch it You're any kind of touched it. You sort of touched a round bit. Oh Yeah, that's Well, this isn't really eridite. This is not so eridite. I suppose you think that is terribly clever Ooh fog. This is foggy lab. Yeah, why is your lab so foggy? What I'm really curious to see is if Brian Cranston like outclasses everybody here in terms of his acting out Cranston's them all Yeah, you think they all knew that I know he's dead TV rather than Yeah, like it Yeah Yeah, they didn't know that he was gonna go on to be the dad and Malcolm of the of the middle-time place Yeah, it's like Daniel May that shitty. It's all the same regardless of context I'm ready movie. Is it a movie that takes place in 1920? Is it a sci-fi movie?  It's kind of a pear-shaped egg egg It's just a chair. Oh quick before it's not right wait a minute. What that's not an egg at all That's a man. Man egg. It is kind of a chair. It's a space chair.  Oh looks a little bit. Yeah I know It's like an evil Kevin Bacon appearance. I was about to say he was a discount Kevin Bacon Yeah, yeah, the transmission is cut out. I commend you terminate R&R immediately. Oh I was three days away from R&R Oh, look at our model flying through space And then not too distant obviously Rags we haven't gone in any way to space by 1991 that's true Way everywhere is You might think that this is from the late 70s, but actually it's 1991 He's doing something He's doing things for sure. That helmet is doing a lot of heavy lifting for that costume. Let me tell you They really don't want to show you two spaceships on screen at the same time no Incoming like this is a fight scene, but mechanically. I don't understand where anyone is in relation to the lighting When one turn off the moon, it's so bright out here in space It's so intense I hope they make it Look at it. They're just dangling all over the place some of them are plugged in see look So here is how to cable manage like a pro dang is that what happens when you talk about it? Maybe you should Random soda cables Oh Came from the side so the ship was just aiming completely away from that was why they They blast as we're working is because that Now we can do it. Yeah, kill them. Are these space pirates or something.   I hope there's not a fourth No, they the robot very important you put that out.  Aren't you?  I want to switch them off Hit him Defense shields are out lasers are up generators at 30% I guess we're just out here floating in dead space You can connect a wire like nobody's business. He's the he's the wire man. He's John wire the robot He knows how to hit fire That just happened Why were you in the fridge? It's cold outside the hero dude. I've got my boots on. I've got my camo. My name is captain hero man I'm commander Steve Krieger freelance controller responding to distress signal. This is my second in command tin pan What seems to be the problem? Dude? He's he looks so much like Kevin Bacon. What are you doing? Nothing Taking a nap a nap.  There is no immediate danger. They're the Graboids. They're they're infected or something Why do they build a base on planet fog I'm getting a bad feeling about this place That feeling huh? Yeah, because of nothing from Star Wars with this character No, I won't really Geez damn it more fog.  I love taking showers and blood and brains Really the explosion creating more fog then this shot looks cool. Let's put it in our movie. Yep We're ready in the conference room. We need to talk We can do that in the Yeah I don't have to go to the conference room. We have to have a meeting. I love these random CRT Very sci-fi look at those tubes Sci-fi tubes. Excuse me. She's been looking while it's going. All right. I aren't she headed the wrong way Just gotta go to my room get some stuff.  What are you wearing? Dots you could have tried to make it look like it sci-fi a little bit. You could have tried a little bit It looks like a normal timpan And Devin Latham The sole survivor of the astrolab six incident who the astrolab six incident Horace as we all know our objective here on fave-on is to find a cure for the Delta 5 virus Shit, I'm very sorry to hear you feel that way commander Krieger, but you can rest assured It wasn't my idea to bring you here. It was was it then I get the distinct impression. You're in charge. I Sent the call. She looks just like erudite. He really does.  He's just confused. It's just misunderstood. I can fix them I want to look go back to her spiral earrings.  Whoa Metamorphic mutants an ordinary mutant is genetically different from its parent a metamorphic mutant Changes its genetic structure mutating as it grows. I wonder if there's any needed a virus Eddie considered copyright on this video at all Nobody would claim Does it work That's just how incredibly still the that's the actor doing is a perfect robot impression Well, I'm the hero of the film. What should my wardrobe be is like, oh, that's fine. What do you have now? Also, we are coming close to a quarter of the film done. Oh my god. When does the killing start?  You lost Yeah, oh no, oh Wait, when did I go? Where's everyone looking around just looked at oh, oh, it's definitely up there Pulls out a gun and shoots it I It's definitely up there guys.  No No, oh, did it go in here? Are you okay her? What's wrong? What's actually in her mouth? Oh, it's a wiener.  It's more masculine anyway. Oh gross. Oh this random woman. We've never seen before Oh You guys could have tried to stop that from happening Grabbed the tail and pulled it.  She's dead space We should probe is is that benign it was that done whatever that is we How did that first guy die? Oh Yeah, the fish I got melted or something and this woman got a booger in her nose from space James, can you please put on a lab coat? Oh, you could just walk around it here the problem of sterilization or anything I just find it's only an unknown biomass that Just walk right in Quarantine what does that mean?  He's like Alan Grant Just generic action guy from anything anything ever. Yeah, he's 81 in 1996 Pay attention you guys come on. Oh My god Oh jammed Wait, where does that we meant to make take that for getting away because I couldn't yeah, it's like the first time If everybody's looking at the ceiling we can only assume that it's on the ceiling and it got up there They don't like to show us how it moves. We just have to try Also, I guess we lost one of our colleagues and they're dead now or whoever that random woman was it looks like she was wearing a Was she was she invented for that scene to be killed was that woman never here before and Devon Latham The sole survivor of the Astralab six incident He wasn't dressed like she belonged here, which I know is like everyone anyway, but like her in particular Yeah, I like the robot is only ever here because sci-fi though Maybe a robot I guess there's no reason that this had to be sci-fi. There's no reason whatsoever This could have just been in a lab on earth. They really wanted a spaceship flight in the beginning. That's basically I really made the film Yeah It's like any other virus a simple organism composed of a protein coat Brian be coffin Is he gonna get infected with that space? Oh, he has a booger too. Oh my he might have dead space.  I was trying to fight dead space Yeah, we're done with the first act now. We're into the alien is somewhere. We have to find it and then all of them die No, the three buttons I'm pressing aren't working Maybe if I keep pressing them keyboard from storage Ah God if only we could harvest the power of the moon now stone soldier destroy the moon What does the astrolab six accident have to do with this situation? There was no accident That's literally having this name the guberman did it and you space guberman What was that pose they both did?  Oh, definitely. Yeah. Yeah, this guy Yeah, and then lose the gun in the media with that as well in that case. Who's who's next up? Jacket man spotted jacket man, and then I think often that'll be the airing lady. Yes Earring Is earing lady typing lady as well. Yes, Mike.  Yeah, he's some enrollment. Let me see your face. Oh god.  I think robot will make it I think we'll get out. Yeah What if robot has to like someone has to die to activate a thing and robots like I'll do it Oh, thank you Oh no guys on his own in the moon room. My gosh, is this a music video This is what people want the cheapest shittiest romance smudged into this monster film and this is how algorithms used to Go it's like we gotta have gonna have this in here. Yeah I was so excited for something that wasn't sludge, but it was just sludge in a different era Yeah, I miss I miss the flavor of a different Thing is the robot go back to him. Yeah, I really just like it every time we see the I want to see the puppet attacking someone. I want to see the puppet is also cool I hope he makes it. I want another action scene where it's implied the puppet has moved Somewhere else in the room and everyone is looking at it off-screen. Oh, yeah Like someone runs and say he said this room they all go into the room They all clearly just look from left to right.  I found out I had it shortly before I Volunteered for this assignment. Oh, he's got the illness guys. He has dead space in his lungs. Yeah Yes, that's why he's so motivated. He wants to save himself. I wanted to keep working If you had known you would have discharged me and it was my only chance Maybe our only chance Is she dreaming? What are we doing? She's dreaming about washing your face as you do workout onesie nightmares. I look down in this gym. Just fat Oh, wow. We're already here, huh? Like I know it's a dream. I'm saying she's there. You know, this is her head cannon For the movie.     I'll never understand why the council lets these vermin live I'd love to kick a Batarian in the head. Just run up to one full speed and catch his head full force with my steel-tipped toe And this was mass effect before both of them. Yeah, to be honest with you. This everyone I would say the sci-fi genre owes a lot to this film. Yeah, you need your coffee You know what I think you saw something in there, buddy I see your gun is the same as mine, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine So good. I like oh, yeah, he eventually went back to the door like you know what I did see something Now that I think about it, I think I really did see a big monster face in that doorway Maybe the reason the base is so foggy is because it's crashed through windows exposing the you know the atmosphere Yeah, they're on planet fog and it just gets in It's like being on Tatooine dust gets everywhere. Oh, no the door open up. Oh the monster is here. It was a trap. Yeah, see that The shot was good. There's a reason why I'm so foggy. What is the light source? Why is there a torch just shining down? Oh, I don't know. I don't know about that. That's just you know, that's a matter of perspective, isn't it? That's how we do things in the future Future lights like this the random art on the wall Not as good as the house the dragon I've got a gun. You've got a gun too. It's loud in this room. Very intense. I Mentioned how intense it was before this is equally intense. This is really intense.  Is that one of your fetishes? Oh Where are you? Oh my god, it's big now. Is it big? What is going on? They're shooting at the monster isn't attacking them or is it just sort of chill like Look out Wait, is it just opened up the aloch to like face here. Let me fix this Why bother you old T2 models are always part of the park. I love you Yeah No, the robot is so secure Wait, we're outside now cool Point to put the suit on I'm actually a genuinely didn't never I never thought we'd go outside. I'm happy down And I'm surprised it's so bright They were just in the desert somewhere near Los Angeles clearly No, it's remarkable is how much England looks in no way like Southern, California. He's got to be out here someplace There's a lot of territory to cover All right Let's go look for it.  Why do you put that on?   He's not shooting it. He's just won't do it. This is the perfect one Do it. We need a program to shoot. Maybe it's just only one bullet in there.  I think he knows what he's doing Tim They seriously had no idea how to fill time. Did they? No, they just It shows them watching those two. We've gone back and forth back and forth several times like make something happen If the body turned into a Zambi, yeah, look at the blocking. He's ready to go. No, that's what I'm saying It's like perfectly set up You think I like a rock climbing guy do this You only have 20 minutes before like necrosis or whatever, you know, this doesn't look safe to be like because of how Thank you Because the monster was up there.  Oh, yeah, I think I broke something Why is this? I Would be surprised if you didn't break something. Don't use the open air. Oh, no He fired He shot it. Yeah. All right. Let's Cheek the movie This is earrings, right? Yeah, we just shoot sir instantly What is happening? He could easily have gone back in himself, but she's like I am helping. Oh, no Why He's actually Like I said as a joke, but they did it Oh, no, he's lost the gun. Oh, no, he's just piece fella off This the shots are unclear, but I think he's in trouble. I think he's She's like just getting in the way. That's all she's doing. Yeah He's trying to rescue his buddy You know my friend even though we were the humans we were the dead Never before in all my travels have we ever met someone who was more human Shooting at All right, we missed out on robot, but we got earrings. Oh, no, no way. We said Earrings So anyway, everyone died So anyway, the robot died and so did earrings. Why did she come out there to help Get that expression a door isn't closed properly and clearly you could see light through there look at all those Coming through there. That's what we call a poor stylistic decision This is very intense again, yeah, it's gonna be hero man, isn't it?  Yeah. Yeah looking rough. Surely Jack-o-man is next because earrings We made a mistake the virus it carries disease every disease we've ever known Should we be should we not have hazmat suits you doing?  Like He's definitely got that Oh, no goodbyes, I like how they clearly just don't have like blanks But they will add in the effect of the bullet casing hitting the floor. Oh, what what difference is that between? It's My god I Coward oh cat.  Hey, yeah, there it. Yep That looks bizarre honestly He got hit back what happened to him though.   Yeah, it would just be so funny if they successful they're about to leave or that they discover the market and we're like, oh He is not okay. Oh my god. Oh my god You know, I'm gonna I'm gonna say it after seeing this I think the dead space remake really did change a lot Yeah, I also think maybe it might be better than this. Oh You got that puppet.  Yeah, get him I hope you guys were paid a lot for this so embarrassing. Oh my god Oh, no, I got me. Oh, no. Oh look at me. I fell next to my god.    I think I think that's I think that's actually what they're going for.   Oh, she's alive Oh, she's okay. I thought she died so that right that was she just walked off That was him looking at the creature's runoff in a direction presumably to Okay, that's how they do it in this film, but it's horribly bad. It's like logistical nightmare This is a guy Wiggling it like this is so scary and I think you built it up enough the elastic bad is snapped already Oh Oh my god, oh Does she know what that works that way that Wait, why is that the thing we're going after?  That's a good point She's still going oh my god Wiggly I think she's still stabbing Showing the wiggler make it I like how it's not really like the back of it is burning. Yeah, but the front is Oh my gosh, are you not tired? Are you not physically tired? It's over stabbing. It's over This would be difficult to keep up for this long. Yeah, remember when there was a space battle So why was the uh the poster for this film a skeleton and an astronaut Because they're liars In this movie In the desert in southern california near la Oh, oh, they revealed him the adventures continued. Yes. He's only got one eye. He's got an eye patch I don't want to go to base operations Let's go home Home well home is different for both. I live in I live in back. I live in space, honey. This is my home I see his home is yeah, his home is the stars Oh That's yeah, because he's an adventurous man He lives out there But she has like a degree in science and stuff and this she has like a career A degree in science and stuff Come on twist with the alien hanging off the end of the thing or something Yeah, where is it? I just want to say like legitimately the high point of this movie was seen to Oh We are cast Dead space No, okay. I guess that's the end. All right. Yeah, no d scu Oh, no, I want to play the Mandalorian man. What is there to say? What a great film There's an extended cut. Oh, what a pity that we didn't see that version and never will Oh, no, this is just one of those movies that you Don't watch. No, nobody sees these films Honestly, this is the perfect movie to not watch You're right. I can't fight the perfect movie. Yeah, it's the perfect movie to not watch by yourself or with friends Yeah, yeah, I was called dead space because uh, it was a horror people died and it was set in space Every film set on earth is also set in space Yeah, so there's really no reason why every single movie poster shouldn't be a skeleton I don't you know what? Why did they just go with the puppet of the front? Is it because it looked hideously awful? Because it looked it looked like a shitty eye drill is It's little tentacles just looping around like is it was I like it was just attached to a wall for the last fourth of the And somehow had the eye is to kill count while being stationary Well, it's good because the main hero was feeding people to it, you know Thank you the best part about the cover is though. It just does a little thumbs up the skeleton.  I would honestly argue this cover makes it seem like it's a comedy So they're on a spaceship, right? It's like no no no, okay. They're on like a moon base. No no no. Are there skeletons? This is clearly a u.s Astronaut suit zero g walk.  I can't seem to find a budget for this movie anywhere Nobody knows maybe it doesn't have one It's all I had no budget. It was just scraped together He just went into a warehouse and found some stuff and made a movie one and a half dollars an IMDb One at that high Yeah, someone must have really liked this. That's not even a star per titty. Not bad. You know, I'd watch the sequel Probably not but I know Dead spaces. Brian, you went on to do better things. You really did He was he was the best actor in this film By a considerable margin. It is not a monster But if you can't find another host it won't keep evolving if we can get this creature to ingest some of my tissue We'll fill the dart guns with my blood instead of the tranquilizer and we'll shoot this Bastard and just see what happens. I have nothing else to say you guys good Yeah, yeah 1991 in case you want to see this This will be filled the dead space of my evening. There you go It's this will date this it's 20 minutes to Why would that be captain? You had to do a child No, why why did you take that out in the lack of power that you have? Yeah Why would you cut that out and you wouldn't even the best part is you won't even remember You won't even remember you'll be like nothing nothing's missing from this cool Well, like isn't it interesting that if they get to the end of this movie, they're like, oh, wow This was made three years ago. That's incredible No, I was gonna say it's not gonna be that quick But they'll be like, oh wow they watch this between We didn't they've changed so much since then Anyway, bye Goodbye everyone. Bye. Dead space Oh fringy fringy make the noise like you do like the alien on fire at the end. That's like your noise All right, but the Yeah Oh I think we should give it one big good try to sign off this video one more


How can you avoid angry? How can you avoid anger? See, if you're driving on the Coimbatore streets, if you're driving in the Coimbatore street, you have to avoid the medians which are placed in odd places. You have to avoid bad drivers. You have to avoid drunken men crossing the street, children crossing the street, all kinds of things. But when you're driving on Coimbatore street, do you have to avoid the moon? I'm asking, do you have to avoid the moon? No. Because the moon is not on the street, isn't it? So similarly, right now are you angry? No? Then why should you avoid it? There's no need to avoid it. It is just that you think anger is an entity. Anger is not an entity.   Anger is not sitting somewhere and you go hit it. There is no such thing.  When you become angry, is it pleasant for you or unpleasant for you? Unpleasant for you. Unpleasant for others for sure. Unpleasant for yourself also. Today medical science proves to you when you're angry, you're actually poisoning your system. We have always known this, but today chemical tests clearly show you that you're actually poisoning your system, generating poison in the system by being angry. So why would you want to poison yourself? It is not a conscious act.  Isn't it? It is not taking instructions from you. If it was taking instructions from you, you would have said blissfulness, isn't it? You wouldn't say anger, but now when you want to be peaceful, it is getting angry because it is not taking instructions from you. So if your mind is not taking instructions from you, you have to pay a little more attention to it. Why is it not taking instructions from you? If you understand this, you don't have to avoid anger because anger is not sitting there and getting at you.  These things are happening to you essentially because you have not done anything to take your faculties under your control. It is happening accidentally, just by chance. If outside situations are good, you are also good. If outside situations are bad, you are also bad. That is not how human life should be. Human life should be like this. If I am good, everything around me becomes good. This should be the reality, isn't it? Right now if things around me are whichever way, I will become that way. No, no. Human consciousness should create situations. Right now situations are creating human consciousness. That's not the right way to shape human life.


With the power of science, much can be created. Trek North High School did that with butterflies. For this week's Golden Apple, Hady Clodder shows us how students are creating life. The creation of life comes in different colors and sizes. At Trek North High School and Miss Ocry Science Class, it's in the shape of a butterfly. I think that's a great thing if they can look at this and go, oh my gosh, it really is a beautiful creature. Inside this natural habitat are butterflies that the class grew that started off as larvae. Some students failed attached to the butterflies because they were there since the beginning. I really just like taking care of them. It was the best. I really liked that part. Students were responsible for tracking the progress of the butterflies and documenting weight. That was done with the data collected. Really what I'm hoping they get most out of it is being able to collect the data and analyze it. Although being able to appreciate the butterflies is important too. The butterflies even had names like Jerome. Eventually it was time to release the butterflies and have them spread their wings. I saw you. Due to the limited food supply, the butterflies may not survive, but students are coming out to check on them periodically. It's kind of exciting to think about them going off and doing their own thing and a little worrying because it's kind of cold out right now. The butterflies also help nature. They can help the environment because they provide benefits to the ecosystem because they help pollinate plants and just help move around the pollination so other plants can germinate and seed. For this week's Golden Apple in Bemidji, Haiti Clowder, Lakeland News. If you've enjoyed this segment of Lakeland News, please consider making a tax deductible contribution to Lakeland Public Television.


So, first I should let you know that this is based on a book written by my grandmother and it is a thing that my parents and my grandmother, kind of a system for communication that they used to help me respond more patiently and less meanly and it has proven to be extremely useful in my life because for one, as we all know if you're involved in any online communities like, you know, WordPress or Steam or Twitter or anything else that you have, you run into bullies and trolls and people who generally are not following the code of conduct that you've laid out and it can be really hard to know how to respond to them adequately. And so, as a general disclaimer, I'm not saying that if you follow this system that I'm about to talk about, what will happen is all the bullies and all the mean people are going to go away and we're going to fix all the world. I'm not saying that so don't tweet that. However, it will certainly give you kind of a quick start guide of things to ask yourself before you start doing any sort of conflict mediation and also give you a set of tools, kind of a toolkit to work with as you go. This book was read by all of the technology team at a company that I used to work for that was just notorious for having incredibly bad interpersonal communication inside their office. We had remote workers and half distributed and the tech team had so much trouble communicating with the rest of the people in the building. This is not standard. Tech folks are so nice all the time. But after they read this book, it really vastly improved everybody's quality of life as far as being a member of that workforce goes. So the first thing that I want to talk about is being able to recognize verbal attack patterns. These are, just so you know, plentiful. There are eight, so if you want to just take a photo of them on the next slide, get your phones ready now, but this is specifically English-based speech patterns. And so we're going to take a look at those. There are two parts to a verbal attack and one is an attack that has a quick emotional reaction so that you instantly get started in a fight. And the other part is the other part of a verbal attack is designed to keep control of that person and keep them in the fight with you. These are the eight common attack patterns in the English language. Like I said, we'll stop. You can take a photo. We're not going to get through them today. And I won't try. But the first part of it is debate. That is the part that elicits an immediate and often visceral emotional reaction from the person who is being attacked. And then the second part is the presupposition. It's one or more, often more, thinly veiled assumptions about the person that is being attacked, who they are, what they're doing, and what they know. I'm going to wait until I see some cell phones go down. I see you back there. All right. Just by show of hands, how many of you contribute back to an open source project? Any open source project? So this example might seem familiar. It comes without judgment, just letting you know. It is also not something that we specifically pulled out of any open source project. But we'll feel familiar regardless. So this says, if you really cared about this project, you wouldn't waste time asking questions that everyone knows the answer to. You may not have heard exactly those words, but you've definitely heard that sort of sentiment. And you can see already that it's extremely hard to figure out these stresses in text. No one actually writes an attacking comment and gives you text stress like this.  However, let's take this apart. And we can kind of get an idea of what we're talking about when we say bait and when we say presuppositions. This part that you see highlighted in red, waste time asking questions, that is the bait part of this attack.  There are two presuppositions in here. This is the first one really cared about this project. It's assuming that for one, the person who's asking the question doesn't care about the project. And unfortunately enough, it assumes that if you do care about a project, you never ask questions. This is not true. But that is a presupposition that's built in there. And there is a specific purpose to it, which I'll talk about after we look at the second presupposition. The next one is everyone knows the answer to. This is assuming that one, the attacker knows everybody, which they probably don't. And two, that everyone that they already know actually has that answer ready to go. The purpose of the presupposition in a verbal attack is to make sure that those people who are being attacked understand that the attacker is the one in power. They know more people. They care more about the project, all of that stuff. And so it takes this situation where you are ostensibly equals because everybody has a space to contribute to an open source project and says, your stuff is not as good as mine because I know more people and I care more. So the emotional response and then those presuppositions that set it up so that externally because they didn't say, I do care and questions mean I care, it's set up this idea that obviously you're not as good a contributor to the project. So to deal with this, the next things on this slide are very big picture, very hard to internalize. Don't panic just yet.  First is to know that you're under attack. This is hard, as I mentioned, because so often we don't have the text stress. No one's bolding and highlighting things in red on the internet to let you know which one is the bad part and which one is the good part. But more importantly, you have to know the type of attack you're facing. This is equally hard. Sometimes it's fact based, buried in those presuppositions. Sometimes it's emotionally based there in that bait part. And so often it is a result of extreme fatigue over something that had nothing to do with you. And so understanding where the attack is coming from incredibly difficult, but also incredibly important. Know how to respond to the attack. We're not talking about this right now because it's coming up in the next slide. You should also have your phones ready for that, although we will take some time to go through them. Knowing how to respond to the attack is difficult on the internet, but we have five quick tips that will help you to figure out how to do it for yourself. And four, know how to follow through. It's one thing to know that you have just had a verbal attack or that you seem to be getting attacked by somebody on the internet or someone in the room with you. And an entirely different thing to know what to do about it. I don't have a lot to say about that other than to say tread carefully, use the tips that we are about to come up with on our quick start guide and then see what happens from there. So these five things that I'm about to tell you are things that, while I was trying to internalize those four principles, like I said, very broad, very big picture. When I was in college and trying to learn how not to be quite so mean on the internet because the internet was new, also don't tweet out that I was ever a mean person. I'm just not that scary. However, these five things really helped me to process the information correctly and respond as best I could given that I was, you know, in my teens. So the first thing is to ignore the bait. If you can identify which part of a comment is the bait and which part is the presupposition, ignore the bait part.  It's impossible to be attacked and not want to instantly attack back.  I should fight it. So ignore the bait part as best you can. Now that you've done that, be sure to identify the presuppositions and find out what that's actually about. By find out what that's actually about, what I mean is ask yourself if there is truth in it. All presuppositions are based around facts about something. And that doesn't mean it's a fact about you. So for instance, in the presuppositions that we had in our example, if I said, if you really care about this project, that's your presupposition. The fact in that is that some people don't care about giving back to a project. Some people are asking questions that aren't necessarily relevant, but that's the part that you're trying to deal with. You can deal with it by saying, I do care about this project and I think that asking questions is the way to improve my understanding of it. If you're dealing with the second presupposition, which is that you're wasting every... Oh, no, that was the bait, which is that everybody already knows the answer. A thing that I always recommend to our community members and we're impressed is to say, if everybody has the answer, which is possible, perhaps we should make it easier to find. That is a fact-based response to a fact-based presupposition and all of a sudden you have not gotten yourself into a situation where the person who has said, you don't care about us, is just saying that and it's going unnoticed. You've said, I do care. These are the things that I care about. Let's make it better. And you're no longer losing face in the wake of that. This one was really hard for me as a teenager. So assume that no harm is meant. I had across my monitor taped just a little quote that said, any response that you make angry is the best response that you will ever regret. Because there's that moment where you're like, well, I'm going to show you and I'm going to send you this really mean email and you're going to know how smart I am because I mean, we can all take a moment and appreciate how crazy that sounds, right? And I felt that way. I was like, you're going to understand how smart I am because I'm faster at this fight than you are. So assuming that no harm is meant is an extremely important first step, but more important than that is to inhibit your gut reaction. So there's a law called Miller's Law that says, the only way that we can have healthy communication is to assume that whatever anyone is saying has some truth in it and then you should find out what that is true about. That's not literal. It's not word for word because that was in my notes. But if you look for Miller's Law, you'll find it. The important and difficult part about that is that if I say to you, hey, my toaster started talking to me and it scares me, your initial reaction is to say, well, that's crazy, toasters don't talk. But really if you want to have open and honest communication with people on the internet, to people in your life, what you should really be compelled to say is, man, that would really be stressful. What is the toaster saying to you? Right? That is an extreme example. I understand that if someone actually has a talking toaster, there are other things you should do. So again, don't tell anyone that I say toasters talk. Don't tweet that. Or tweet it and say that I didn't say it. So to inhibit your gut reaction is a really important part of things. So I've lost my train of thought. Inhibiting your gut reaction. That's not to say that your first reaction is not the right reaction. But just like that quote that I had at the top of my monitor said, if you make your gut reaction an angry response to something, that is always the wrong choice. But trust your gut. If you feel like you're being attacked and you think to yourself, the only thing that I can do here is to respond to these presuppositions, respond for heaven's sake.  But also don't respond as angrily and negatively as you want to. The point of the response is to de-escalate the situation by addressing the incident, by addressing the presuppositions that are in it and the facts that are underlying in there. There are additional resources. This is a really hard thing to do. It took me, I wanna say like seven years to stop wanting to instantly say to you, you know what, you said this mean thing to me and right now I'm gonna say a mean thing right back to you. Took me seven years, everybody.  I'm a much more pleasant person now than I probably was when I was 17. But the book, there is a book, The Gentle Art of Verbal Self-Defense, which as I mentioned is written by my grandmother. It is fantastic. It is a little bit outdated with some of the examples because it was written in 1984. So take that into account when you read it. But also the satir categories, which we didn't actually get to today. That helps you to understand whether you're dealing with an emotional response, whether you're dealing with a fact-based attack, anything like that. And then a couple of other books here as well. I'm going to stop for some photo-taking because I know that I wouldn't write all of that down in my notes. I think we are not in a question area. This is a no-question-answer area, correct? In that case, I won't open it up for questions. But, whoa. I would like to say thank you for coming to my presentation.