Note to all researchers, please include your name and all records, along with date and total number of items refined. Researchers are responsible for all output. Should damage or loss of life occur, the researcher will be subject to administrative review and possible disciplinary action. Biological testing has been suspended. Any biological testing must be cleared by O5 command. Test log format. All test logs should be written in this form. Name, date, day, month, year, total items, input, setting, output. Test 11828-U5. Test on the nature and construction of SCP-914. With approval from O5 command, a single gear was removed from one of the outer sections of SCP-914. Placement was carefully documented and was in a location that would not release tension on any belts or damage any documented sections. Testing area was cleared and sealed after placing a steel block in the intake booth. D-00104 was dispatched to SCP-914 and instructed to turn the key and activate SCP-914. D-00104 reported that the key won't catch and the key was observed to turn several times without tightening the mainspring. No activity of any kind was observed from SCP-914 during this time. Missing gear was replaced with an identical copy, comprised of the same metal, brass, as the original. Steel block reinserted into the intake booth and SCP-914 was activated on the 11 setting. SCP-914 is observed to operate normally, with a slight pause of 3.5 seconds after winding the key. After refining, output observed to be a solid steel sphere with the same volume as the original steel block. Original gear returned to SCP-914. Note, well, thank god if we can at least repair the damn thing if we damage it, assuming we can find what's broken in it. Hell, maybe it's already broken. I don't know.  Name? Dr. Gears? Date? Dr. Gears ██████, 2000 and ██████. Total items? Or clockwork pocket watch? Belonging to Dr. Gears. Input? One gold-plated pocket watch. Setting? Fine. Output? Small clockwork bird? When the tail is pressed, it produces a robin's call. Input. One gold-plated pocket watch. Setting. Bind. Output. Toy clockwork train engine. Input. One gold-plated pocket watch. Setting. Bind. Output. Miniature grandfather clock. Bully functional. Input. One gold-plated pocket watch. Setting. Bind. Output. A metal sculpture of a piano. Note. It appears there is a high level of randomness when SCP-914 refines an item. However, it seems to preserve some element of its original composition. In this example, clockworks. This is not a law, but a high probability. Refine a metal bar, and you're more likely to get a simple metal object than an internal combustion engine. Both, however, are possible, Dr. Gears. Test-914-0102 Name, Dr. Gears, Date Total items. Three copies of all documentation, photographs, and test logs accumulated in relation to SCP-914. Input. One copy of SCP-914 documentation. Setting. 1-1. Output. Folder containing all previously entered documents, arranged in chronological order. Input. One copy of SCP-914 documentation. Setting. Bind. Output. Hardbound book containing 400 pages. No diagrams, photos, or other visual aids of any kind are included. The pages appear to be solid black, but microscopic examination shows each page to be covered in approximately 20,000 characters. The text has no correlation with any known writing style, and is not in a linear format, with sentences constructed from individual characters spread out between many pages. Each sentence requires an exceedingly complex formula to decode, which each formula unites each sentence. Note. Current decoding work has resulted in two partially translated sentences after 225 work hours. Some appears to be a record of the internal structure of SCP-914. Input. One copy of SCP-914 documentation. Setting. Very fine. Output. Single sheet of paper. Weight is exactly the same as the entered documentation. The sheet appears to be a single page from the entered SCP-914 documentation. However, when flipped over to the right, the reverse side is the following page in sequence. When flipped over to the left, the opposite side is the preceding page in sequence. No new documentation is included, but this item is significantly easier to store, if more time consuming to browse. Note. It's screwing with us. You know that, right? I don't care if it's been proven that it has no self-awareness. This thing is laughing at us. General ██████ note. There seems to be some difficulty as to the meaning of find and cause on the settings. The machine appears to be capable of refining input based either on a scale of complexity, loss of entropy accompanied to increase in connectivity between components and or acquisition of subjective meaning, or of simplification, separation of composite materials and loss of meaning. Dr. Gears. It's 914-0103 Name Dr. Grangan Date ██████ Total items 5 adult male cadavers Input 1 cadaver Setting Rough Output A pile of human remains, limbs, organs, and bones all appear to have been roughly separated via tearing action in high heat. Output described as unsettling Input Output 1 cadaver Setting Course Output Pile of human remains All organs and bones have been removed by some form of cutting tool. The skin, nervous system, digestive system, and circulatory system all appear to have been removed without severing or damaging any of tissues involved. Results frozen for study Input 1 cadaver Setting Output 1 Asian male cadaver Original cadaver will identify as Caucasian Input 1 cadaver Setting Fine Output 1 cadaver containing SCP-008 Subject immediately incinerated Input 1 cadaver Setting Very fine Output Green slime Properties and chemical structure determined to be identical to SCP-447-2 Note, by order of O5 ██████ cadavers may no longer be tested in SCP-914 in order to minimize the possibility of SCP-447-2 coming in contact with dead bodies. Test 914-0104 Name Dr. Uros Date ██████ Total items One pill of SCP-500 Input 1 pill Setting Fine Output 1 ornate metal locket Now classified as SCP-427 Test 914-0105 Name Dr. Zimla Sim Date ██████ Total items Two identical wooden cross pendants 7.6 cm, 3 inches long Input 1 cross Setting Rough Output One fragment of wood of the same mass cut flat on three sides. This may be a fragment of a larger cross. Input 1 cross Setting Fine Output 1 wooden crucifix with intricately detailed carving of Jesus Christ Note, this may imply that SCP-914 has an understanding of religion. More experiments with religious items are indicated. Dr. Sim Note, this test may indicate that SCP-914 understands the use of input objects and not simply their function. Recommend testing with medicines reliant on the placebo effect to ascertain if outputs provide actual medicinal solutions to problems. Dr. Perus Test 914-0106 Name Dr. Gibbons Date ██████ Total items 300 US dollars, 100 US dollars will be used for each testing. Input 100 US dollars, setting, course, output, a puddle of ink and a small pile of cotton and plastic weighing roughly as much as the original currency. Input 100 US dollars, setting, 1-1, output, 75 euros. Input 100 US dollars, setting, fine, output, a shareholder's note for soap from corpses products worth 100 US dollars. It is unknown whether SCP-914 is selected at the Foundation's front out of Pure Wimsey or because of some other criteria. Update As in ████ Soap from corpses product shares skyrocketed and the aforementioned fine output is now worth US dollars. It is under investigation if 914 is selected soap from corpses products because it knew it was going to rally or if it was a matter of pure luck. Test 914-0107 Name Dr. ██████ Date ██████ Total items 5 bronze replicas of the Pioneer 10 and 11 plaques Input 1 plaque in each setting. Setting, rough, output, multiple bronze cubes and two bronze spears. Setting, coarse, output, 105 grams of copper ore and 15 grams of tin ore. Setting, 1-1, output, several CDs. Test revealed them to contain the same data as the Voyager golden record. Setting, fine, output, a record-sized bronze disc. Setting shows that using the object with a record player will play a recording of a currently unidentified voice describing the content and meanings of the Pioneer plaque. Setting, very fine, output, a bronze gyroscope, 15 cm tall. A needle in the center continuously points in one direction. Testing has confirmed that no matter the position of the gyroscope, this needle points towards our son. Test 914-0108 Name Dr. ██████ Date ██████ Total items, 5 pounds of raw ground beef. Input 1 pound raw ground beef. Setting, rough, output, 1 pound beef slurry. Input 1 pound raw ground beef. Setting, fine, input, 1 pound medium cooked round steak. Input 1 pound raw ground beef. Setting, fine, output, 1 pound pile of beef jerky. Input 1 pound raw ground beef. Setting, very fine, output, 2 half pound blank steaks, well done and lightly drizzled in gravy. Input 1 pound raw ground beef. Setting, very fine, output. Check terminated with no casualties. Test 914-0109 Name Dr. ██████ Date ██████ Total items, 5 IRS Form 1040, blank. Input 1 IRS Form 1040, blank. Setting, rough, output, several hundred thin paper strips. Input 1 IRS Form 1040, blank. Setting, coarse, output. One block of wood, wet with strong smelling liquid. Test indicated the liquid to be composed of a variety of chemicals used in the papermaking process. Input 1 IRS Form 1040, blank. Setting, 1-1. Output 1 IRS Form 4868, blank. Input 1 IRS Form 1040, blank. Setting, fine. Output 1 IRS Form 1040, blank. With all blank space including margins and backs of pages filled with implications against the IRS and taxation in general in the following languages. Bask, Quinnia, Ceebelow, Sumerian, Cherokee, an unidentifiable language with a writing system composed of curved symbols, classical Chinese, English from the curses used apparently circa 1650-1750. After long study of the unidentifiable symbols, Dr. ██████ could identify no commonality with any of the other languages present on the form. The Sumerian contained three words unattested from any known text. The Quinnia had its cursing of the IRS interspersed with retube relation of someone or something called Morgoth. Input 1 IRS Form 1040, blank. Setting, very fine. Output 1 IRS Form MXL, billed out for the year 35 and with the name given as Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Dramaticus, and all monetary amounts given in Roman numerals with the words the Nare entered afterwards. Test 914-0110, name Dr. Klopine. Date, August 15, 2009. 5 8.5 x 11 copies of the Mona Lisa, printed from HP's Photosmart 3310 all-in-one onto photopaper. Input 1 copy of Mona Lisa. Setting, rough. Output 1 pile of shredded photopaper, several pools of ink. Input 1 copy of Mona Lisa. Setting, coarse. Output 1 8.5 inch x 11 inch sheet of plastic. Input 1 8.5 inch x 11 inch sheet of paper, several pools of ink. Input 1 copy of Mona Lisa. Setting, 1-1. Output 1 8.5 inch x 11 inch copy of the Vitruvian man. Input 1 copy of Mona Lisa. Setting, fine. Output 1 8.5 inch x 11 inch copy of Mona Lisa, painted on the canvas. Setting revealed paint to be oil paint of modern origins. Input 1 copy of Mona Lisa. Setting, very fine. Output 1 7 inch x 10 inch copy of the Mona Lisa, painted on the wood panel. Identified to be popular. Paint samples tested to be oil paints made from beeswax, calcined bones, piled glass, and mineral pigments, with indications that pigments were hand-ground. Other testing suggests painting dates to the early 16th century. Output now resides on a wall in Dr. Klopine's office. Test 914-0111. Name, Professor Q. Date, February 13, 2010. Total items, 1 chessboard, initial setup. Input, 1 chessboard. Setting, 1-1. Output, 1 chessboard. White King's pawn moved up two spaces. Input, board is above, with black pawn moved to a legal position. Setting, 1-1. Output, 1 chessboard as above, with white queen moved diagonally to a legal position. Note, yes, I've been playing chess with 914. Yes, I'm aware it's probably non-sentient, but that hardly explains why it's winning. Professor Q. Test 914-0112. Name, Dr. Date, April 10, 2010. Total items, 5 prints of Le Très-en-Démage by Rene Marguerite. Input, 1 print of above-mentioned painting. Setting, 1-1. Output, 1 miniature pipe identical to that in the print, with Salem Peep engraved on it. Input, 1 print of above-mentioned painting. Setting, 1-1. Output, a near-identical print, with This Is Not A Pipe written in English in the same hand as in the original. Input, 1 print of above-mentioned painting. Setting, fine. Output, a print of Les Deux Mystères by Rene Marguerite. Input, 1 print of above-mentioned painting. Setting, very fine. Output, a print of an untitled painting, later definitively confirmed by Art Experts to have been produced by Rene Marguerite, despite there being no record of its existence. The painting depicts ██████, in addition to Le Très-en-Démage. Input, 1 print of above-mentioned painting. Setting, very fine. Output, a blank piece of paper with the memetic property of inducing observers to believe that it is on a pipe. The paper was accidentally destroyed by Dr. ██████, who placed it in his mouth and set it on fire. Dr. ██████ was treated from minor burns to his face, but was otherwise not injured. Test, 914-0113, Name, Dr. ██████, Date, May 30, 2010. Total items, 5 tuna sandwiches on white bread. Input, 1 tuna sandwich, setting, rough.  Later identified as tuna musculature. Input, 1 tuna sandwich, setting, coarse. Output, a small loaf of bread and chunks of cooked tuna. Input, 1 tuna sandwich, setting, 1-1. Output, 1 salmon sandwich, on rye bread. Input, 1 tuna sandwich, setting, fine. Output, 1 tuna sandwich. Tuna was later revealed to be of the highest quality, with light, soft bread. Testing of D-class personnel resulted in dramatically increased cognitive capacity. Further chemical analysis revealed it to contain unusually high levels of omega-3 and omega-7 fatty acids. Input, 1 tuna sandwich, setting, very fine. Output, 1 small loaf of bread baked into a very realistic shape of a tuna. When the door was opened, it immediately began swimming around the room and out the door. Subject presumed missing. Test 914-0114. Name, Dr. ██████, Date, January 7, 2011. No items, 5 Adult SCP-939 specimens. Test cleared by O5 command. Input, 1 Adult SCP-939 specimen was placed within SCP-914 in each setting. Setting, Rough, Output, a mass of bone splinters, broken teeth, and scraps of translucent red tissue of various sizes. Tissues would observe the twitch spasmotically for several hours before activity ceased. No preserved for further study. Setting, Course, Output. Subject was divided up into organized piles of tissue, including, but not limited to, presumably, muscle tissue, two piles of ground bone tissue, the significance of this division if any is unknown, teeth, skin, a total of approximately 17 meters of esophageal tissue divided into numerous coils, and approximately 15 kilograms of rotting human flesh littered with splinters of bone, shreds of fabric, and a tattered laminated ID tag identifying its owner as D-09355. As with the first test, SCP-939 tissue was observed to convulse for several hours before ceasing activity. SCP-939 remains preserved for further study. Human remains incinerated. Setting, 1-1, Output, Setting, Bind, Output, the same SCP-939 specimen. Respirations were noted to have halted. Test subjects were immediately relocated to a reinforced concrete containment chamber and observed remotely via CCTV. Installation security forces were ordered to high alert. Twenty-four hours passed with no signs of activity from the subject.  The Crop-C was unable to identify a cause of death nor any anatomical revisions attributable to SCP-914. Remains preserved for further study. Setting, Very Fine, Output, a heap of smoldering white ash. Test-914-0-1-1-5, Name, Doctor ██████ Date, May 9th, 2011 Total Items, Eight Identical Copies of the King James Bible Input, One King James Bible, Setting, Course, Output, One Sheet of Weather, One Block of Wood of Approximate Dimensions Three-Fourth Dat of the Bible, One Stack of Ink Stained Rags, One Reel of Thread Input, One King James Bible, Setting, 1-1, Output, One Copy of the Koran Input, One King James Bible, Setting, 1-1, Output, Hand Illustrated Copy of the Dead Sea Scrolls of Nupa Pyrite Input, One King James Bible, Setting, Fine, Output, One Book with Leading Pages and a Golden Cover, Language Unknown Input, One King James Bible, Setting, 1-1, Output, One Book Titled The Satanic Bible Input, One King James Bible, Setting, Fine, Output, One DVD containing Animated Accounts of All the Bible Stories Input, One King James Bible, Setting, Fine, Output, One Statueet, Human and Born Quotes Bible passages at random, unless prompted either by book or by a short phrase from the Bible, in which case it continues from that point.  Narrow Raider is a neutral voice of ambiguous gender, unless the book is attributed to a particular person, in which case voices are appropriate to that individual. Input, One King James Bible, Setting, Mary Fine, Output, One Book with Seamily Infinite Pages, Current Count exceeds two million, containing copies of religious texts with commentaries and footnotes from all known religions in multiple different languages, plus some religious texts from currently unknown religions. Test 914-0116 Name, Doctor ██████ Date, December 17, 2011 Total Items, Three Sheets of 8.5 x 11 inch printing paper, with variant instructions. Input, A sheet of 8.5 x 11 inch printing paper with the instructions I would like a quarter pounder with cheese, no pickles, no onions, large order of fries, and a medium Pepsi, handwritten in number two pencil by Doctor ██████. Setting, 11, Output, A single sheet of 8.5 x 11 inch paper with the words I would like a whopper, no ketchup, no mustard, small order of onion rings, and a medium Coke. Input, A sheet of 8.5 x 11 inch printing paper with the instructions I would like a quarter pounder with cheese, no pickles, no onions, large order of fries, and a medium Pepsi, handwritten in number two pencil by Doctor ████. Setting, Fine, Output, A stack of US counterfeit currency, composed of standard paper and printed with number two pencil lead. The currency totals to the exact cost of the requested order, plus tax. Input, A sheet of 8.5 x 11 inch printing paper with the instructions I would like a quarter pounder with cheese, no pickles, no onions, large order of fries, and a medium Pepsi, handwritten in number two pencil by Doctor ██████. Setting, Very Fine, Output, A single sheet of 8.5 x 11 inch paper with the series of symbols inscribed upon it which do not correspond to any known system of writing. Subjects viewing the symbols describe a sudden and intense desire for a cheeseburger. Test, 914-0117. Name, Dr. Western. Date, February 23, 2013. Total items, one of my screws. Input, my screw. Setting, 11. Output, your screw. Test, 914-0118. Name, Dr. Syka Brown. Date, December 7, 2013. Total items, one of my screws. Brand bouncy ball. Cardboard label still attached. Input, one of my screws. Brand bouncy ball. With cardboard label. Setting, Fine. Output, A ball carrying a cardboard label identifying it as a brand extra bouncy ball. Behavior with identical to store bought varieties. Input, one brand extra bouncy ball. Setting, Fine. Output, one ball of smaller shape and different color with a cardboard tag specifying it as a brand super-duper bouncy ball. The manufacturer does not appear to produce this product. Testing reveals that the ball has 0.0% energy loss per bounce, making it extremely efficient. Input, one brand super-duper bouncy ball. Setting, very fine. Output, one ball that appears unchanged from the input. There is, however, a difference in its properties, exhibited when dropped by Dr. Brown. // 45 casualties and rich escape velocity, currently thought to be orbiting Mars. Test, 914-0119. Name, Dr. Bonn Hildebrandt. Date, March 26, 2014. Total items, one set photocopies and duplicates of lab notes and other research material in SCP-914. Input, one set of research materials. Setting, Fine. Output, one leather-bound tome. 54 cm x 42 cm. 256-valum pages. With title written in gold leaf. Language of the title and the contents were at first unidentifiable, and were later discovered to be an old dialect of finish. The contents are written in calligraphy, and more than half the pages are elaborately illuminated with colored inks and gold and silver leaf. Once translated, the contents proved to be identical to the contents of the input material, arranged chronologically. The tome has been radiocarbon dated to the early 11th century CE. And that chronyscally, a leather pocket is sewn into the inside back cover, and this pocket contains what appears to be a modern compact disc, 10 cm in diameter. Data on this disc is encoded by an unknown Kodak. Attempts to divine the Kodak and decipher the data are ongoing. Note, it's a pity the contents of this tome are classified. It's a piece worthy of any museum. I've never seen such exquisite calligraphy. The illumination may prove to be the most interesting part of the book, though. They often portray clockworks and related mechanical parts, as well as some of the input or output objects. Possibly they relate in a direct, rather than abstract way to the operation of SCP-914, as described on the illuminated pages. Dr. Vaughn Hildebrandt Test 914-0120 Name Dr. Date June 1st, 2014 Total items, 5 small, rectangular pieces of paper, measured 18 by 18 cm, with several equations related to the theory of special relativity, written on them in black ink. Input, 1 piece of paper, with certain equations relating to special relativity. Setting, rough.  Input, 1 piece of paper with certain equations relating to special relativity. Setting, coarse. Output, 18 children's multiplication flash cards. Input, 1 piece of paper with certain equations relating to special relativity. Input, 1 piece of paper with certain equations relating to special relativity. Setting, 1-1. Output, 1 piece of paper featuring diagrams of Pythagoras' by polyhedral elements. Input One piece of paper with certain equations relating to special relativity.  The symbols have not been identified yet. Input One piece of paper with certain equations relating to special relativity. Setting Very fine Output A small black cube made out of a complex alloy. The cube emits a keying tone in the presence of photons. Test 914-0121 Name Dr. Disk Date June 1, 2014 Total items Five different bronze ingots One kilogram each Input One kilogram bronze ingot Setting Rough Output Twenty different bronze nuggets Average mass 50 grams Input One kilogram bronze ingot Setting Course Output Two large-sized bronze bolts Mass 500 grams each Input One kilogram bronze ingot Setting One one Output One 200 gram ingot of tin And one 800 gram ingot of copper Setting One kilogram bronze ingot Setting Fine Output An intricate bronze hub cap Mass One kilogram Inscriptions appear to be in Korean Output One kilogram bronze ingot Setting Very fine Output A rectangular bronze clock With a height of 24 centimeters And a mass of one kilogram It has a self-winding mechanism And appears to return to the proper time if its hands are moved Note All outputs of this experiment are currently in storage of Site-19 Test 914-0122 Name Dr. Falconis Date October 4th, 2014 Total items Three hardcover copies of Steve Jobs by Walter Isaacson Input One hardcover copy of Steve Jobs by Walter Isaacson Setting One one Output One hardcover copy of Bill Gates by Walter Isaacson Book contents consist of the biography as said bigger Input One hardcover copy of Steve Jobs by Walter Isaacson Setting Fine Output A DVD depicting Steve Jobs narrating his biography Input One hardcover copy of Steve Jobs by Walter Isaacson Setting Very fine Output A metallic cube with one button on it When the button is pressed, a holographic image of Steve Jobs appears The image appears to be sapient, capable of answering basic questions about Jobs' life As well as about Apple computers Test 914-0123 Name MTF-Zeta-9 Commander Assistant Researcher Daniels Date October 22nd, 2015 Total Items 5 Standard Issue FMP-90 Assault Rifles Fully Loaded Input One P-90 Setting Fine Output One P-90 AR Direct viewing yielded no discernable results, but operation of the rifle showed that it no longer required ammunition But fired compressed air at 43 billion gigapascals over a maximum distance of 700 meters Considerable damage to sight armory Test 914-0124 Name Dr. A. Sutherland Date October 24th, 2015 Total Items One Samsung Galaxy Note 7 Input One Samsung Galaxy Note 7 Setting 1-1 Output One M-67 Fragmentation Grenade Testing showed no extra normal properties Note I did this out of curiosity and because I wanted to prevent my phone from exploding in my pocket Apparently SCP-914 has a sense of humor and keeps up with current events Dr. A. Sutherland Test 914-0125 Name Dr. Levy Date October 27th, 2015 Total Items 4 330 ml cans of Coca-Cola brand soda Input One can of Coca-Cola brand soda Setting Rough Output A small pile of aluminum filings and sugar and a puff of water vapor Input One can of Coca-Cola brand soda Setting Course Output A can of Tesco brand cola Input One can of Coca-Cola brand soda Setting 1-1 Output One can of Pepsi brand soda Input One can of Coca-Cola brand soda Setting Fine Output A small pile of cocaine Test 914-0126 Name Dr. Sanders Date December 25th, 2015 Total Items 3 DVDs with It's a Wonderful Life Input One DVD with It's a Wonderful Life Setting 1-1 Output One DVD with White Christmas Input One DVD with It's a Wonderful Life Setting Fine Output One DVD with Home Alone Input One DVD with It's a Wonderful Life Setting Very Fine Output One seemingly normal DVD with It's a Wonderful Life 12D class personnel Viewed the film and As soon as the movie ended Banished They returned exactly 24 hours later 6 were dead And 4 appear to have been subjected to amnestics The two who were coherent Told interviewers that nobody seemed to recognize them in the alternate universe Test 914-0127 Name Dr. Devereys Date January 21st, 2016 Total Items One complete core set of the Dungeons & Dragons books in 3.5e and one bottle of generic vitamin gummies Input One complete core set of the Dungeons & Dragons books in 3.5 edition Setting Fine Output One large book measuring two inches by eleven inches by nine inches titled The Complete Dungeons & Dragons Core Set 3.5e Upon inspection the book was determined to be a combined version of all three previous books written in Millwich English font Note I'll be keeping this in the lounge if anyone wants to use this I'll also be holding a game next Tuesday Bring your own character sheets Dr. Devereys Input One bottle of generic vitamin gummies Setting 1-1 Output One bottle of generic vitamin tablets Note I don't know why I expected anything else Dr. Devereys Test 914-0128 Name Dr. Sykes Date February 2nd, 2016 Total Items 5 Brand Violins 5 Brand Violin Bows Input 1 Brand Violin & Bow Setting Rough Output A small pile of sawdust, plastic fragments, metal shavings, and stiff short hairs Input 1 Brand Violin & Bow Setting Course Output Several small balls of wood, plastic, metal, and hair sorted by color Input 1 Brand Violin & Bow Setting 1-1 Output 1 Brand Viola & Bow Input 1 Brand Violin & Bow Setting Fine Output 1 Brand Violin Tune to absolute perfection At one seemingly normal Brand Bow Further analysis shows that the violin cannot come out Tune Even when tampered with Input 1 Brand Violin Setting Very fine Output 1 Violin & 1 Bow With blue glowing patterns on their surfaces The violin is perpetually in tune Even when tampered with And the bow does not need to use a rosin When played by anyone, no matter the skill level It will invariably produce a tone usually acquired by years of practice And can play any song perfectly Music produced by the instrument has a calming effect Item is awaiting SCP classification Note It even made on Mt. Golgotha sound nice Dr. Sykes Test 914-0129 Name Dr. Curtis Date February 7, 2016 Total items Total items 1 pound of fully cooked Brand Bacon And 1 photograph of SCP-682 Input As listed above Setting Very fine Output 1 miniature replica of SCP-682 Approximately 5 inches tall to shoulder Made entirely out of cooked Brand Bacon And photo paper Object is fully animate Brandly hostile towards all life forms It escaped containment, attempting to kill all staff present It was unable to inflict any damage due to its small size And the materials used in its composition Entity made a sizzling sound As it moved that several staff described as pleasing to the ears Classification of Entity of SCP-682-BAC denied Note Very funny, Dr. Curtis You are suspended from testing SCP-914 until further notice Though I have to admit, it smelled delicious Dr. Gears


Hear the songs of love And I sound the drums of war And able to admit Who would dare to fill my home In a sense of fairness Homes on this map There's a way to calm the north The mystery monger


Location sponsorship generously provided by Eric's church bar and grill, with karaoke every Thursday night at 7 until 10. And champion sports bar with karaoke Sunday, Monday and Thursday nights 9 till close and Wednesday nights 10 till close. Welcome back, main karaoke idol. This is episode four. This is night two of our cut week. We have a whole crop. Thank you. Thank you. We have a whole crop of new contestants tonight. So we'd like to thank them for showing up. At least that's step one. Step two, you got to be able to sing a little bit. So we'd also like to thank our good people at champions bar in Bitterford, Maine. Let's hear for them. They'll be open until what time tonight? One o'clock. One o'clock. So if you want to meet us there and go over the show, I think the owner would really appreciate it. We'd also like to thank again our very talented pallet of judges, who dare I say may be better looking than they are talented. We got my good friend Melvin Gratis. Clap. Guys, we're live here. Let's wake up a little bit. Karen, one of Maine's most influential women, who I would say is probably the most influential after I bet her. Was that good? Yeah. And the wild card of the group, the dirty dog, Kelly Lawrence, give it up. So if you watched last night, I said that we were going to announce who was cut from last night, but we changed our minds. This is our first time doing this as well. So we're going to wait until tonight. Make sure you vote again. And we're going to announce Friday who's going to make it to next week. So a little twist, but I think it's going to work out better. So on that note, I think we're going to start with our first contestant, rockin' the moxie hat. My good friend, Zarek. Hello, my name's Eric Z. I've been singing karaoke for a long time, over 30 years. And I sing now a lot at Champion Sports Bar in Bitterford. Tonight I'm going to sing a song I've got to get a message to you by the Bee Gees. I've always enjoyed singing Bee Gees songs. How's it feel to be the first one of the night in my headphone? Bleeding from the ears over here? Thank you. You felt good though? Yes. Okay. All right. Well, let's go to the judges and we'll see what they thought. We're going to start with Melvin right here. He's the first one. Melvin is his name. Definitely appreciate that. Eric, thank you so much for being here. I really did not expect such a sweet voice to come out of you. And I really appreciated the song choice you did as well. I caught myself lost hearing when those harmonies met with your voice. That was a nice mix. So I definitely appreciated that. Thank you. And I'm loving your quintessential main style, the Moxie hat and the flannel shirt. You look great. Great voice, great feel from the heart. Could use a little more diaphragm. You got a lot of, got great words. You got a big presence. Got to push it out from inside instead of all up here, but it was, it was, you were right on. Love Moxie as well. Thank you, judges. Thank you, Eric. Let's hear it again for Eric. We're going to keep it going here. Next up. I'm Heather. I am representing champion sports bar. I'm singing the song Valerie tonight by Amy Winehouse. And I chose it because it's fun and upbeat. And that's what we're here to do tonight. I'm Jake. Not Brittany. Well, how'd you feel after I messed your name up? How'd you feel singing? We were having fun.  The judges thought I definitely agree. I loved how relaxed and how you were showing fun and I felt the fun. And I loved how you didn't waver with pitch or anything, even when the monitor started soft. That didn't slow you down one bit. And I loved your style and stage presence and the way you really got into it. As Melvin said, I think you did a great job. Great choice of song. Spectacular. Did you hear that? We like that. And it's all about adapt and adjust. Someone gives you the wrong name. The sound isn't quite where it was and you still crushed it. So thanks again, Heather. Give it up for Heather. We're moving along here. We're having fun. We have our next contestant over there just ready to rock. I'm Rachel. I'm here representing champion sports bar. I'm from Kennebunk, Maine. I live there with my partner and our 14 month old son. And tonight I'll be doing Give Me One Reason by Tracy Chapman. I've always loved singing this song. It makes me feel really good. And yeah, I hope you guys enjoy it. Getting down with her bad self up here. How'd you feel? You came out of it. You came right out of your show and we like that here. Well, they seem to love it. So let's see what Melvin has to say. Melvin, take it away. Yeah, well, that was great. I really enjoyed the way your voice matched with that song. Your timbre with that whole song was, it was a very smart choice. It closed my eyes and really enjoyed that. So thank you. And I loved your facial expressions and your peppiness. You took charge of the stage. I really enjoyed it and you seemed smiling like you just were really into it. So keep that up and you'll go far. Sweet and sexy, very comfortable with the camera. Having fun, laughing, very comfortable, very convincing of the story. Tracy's got nothing on you. There we go. I felt the same way. All right. Thank you. Let's hear it again for Rachel. Thank you. And ladies and gentlemen, we will be right back after this quick commercial break. Join Luigi every Friday night at 9-11, Friday PM. Guests, music, excitement. It's all the fun you can have on a Friday night and it's live. Friday PM, live every Friday night, 9-11. PMCWatch.com, Cable Channel 5, Portland, Maine. Back from commercial break. We're going to do a little special treat for you guys. All these singers are from the same bar, the same karaoke bar. So we're going to let them do a little medley together. So give it up for champions, the champions bar team we're going to call them. All right. Here we go. Enjoy the song. I hope you do too. If it wasn't for champions, I wouldn't be singing karaoke. Great people that support new singers and if it wasn't for them, I would be singing today. I love the energy. Can't lie about that. That was fun. That ACDC, the front men, they had some of the most iconic voices. So there was moments where I did hear you capture some of that. And I love the air guitar.  That's what I feel like. Fun, Scott, incarnate, born to be wild. Great energy, great fun. All right, next up, we've got my man, Mike. Come on down, big Mike. Hi, I'm Mike from Bideverts, singing out of Champs.  A song called Need a Favor. It kind of hits home for me. It's about God and stuff like that. I hope everyone enjoys it. I think that was a perfect choice for your voice and that song. I got to say, it felt like you did a really good job with the performance where I thought I was just hearing a performance. It wasn't a karaoke thing. It was an actual band, like a picture of the band behind you with what you were doing. So I thought you did a great job. Thank you. I also thought it was a perfect choice for you. Love your overall style. And you just seemed like a natural on stage, just complete natural. So keep that up. Thank you very much. As Frank Sinatra would say, don't get in the way of the song. You were the song. Very well done. Thank you, thank you very much. We're going to take another quick break. We'll be back after these messages. Right before I get high. I decided to come in and give it a shot. I'm usually singing at champions in Bitterford, great crew, beautiful sound system, a lot of fun, huge sound selection. So when they asked me to come, I thought I'd do it. I don't know what song I'll probably sing tonight. I guess I'll be inspired last minute. I tend to kind of go around R&B, pop, rock. Global singing. Yeah. It sounds like it's going to be a fun night. Nico, I had a sneaking suspicion when the stool came out that this was going to be powerful and central. And you did deliver with that. So thank you for the dynamic control and everything. I appreciate that. Thank you. And I love your overall energy.  So never stop singing. Thank you. Fantastic talent, good diaphragm, good use of the voice. Maybe a little close to the mic sometimes with those big notes. But very, very well done. Thank you. All right. Thank you, gentlemen. In studio, we have a special little treat for you. Local legend was walking by the audience. Not audience, the studio. And we flagged him in. He's going to do a song for us tonight from Portland, Maine. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the legend, Reggie Grapp. Right. So yeah. So thanks for having me. I'm going to sing a little song just to, I guess, eases out into the night. Maybe I don't know if there's going to be somebody else going to sing after me. But thanks very much for having me and looking forward to singing so you can see what happens. For coming in on the street, that was very generous of you. And we thought that it was only fair that the judges maybe give you a little score here, you know. All right, come on. There's not mic feedback. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's give them what he... I heard there was a local legend. And that legend delivered. Very small. And I loved the false... When you go to the falsetto, that's so sweet. That's one of my favorite things. I'm just standing in funk over here right now. We're just... All I can say. You can borrow it if you need. Reggie does it all. He does not. And he is one of my first clients who used to hire all my actors for his commercials. Back... I mean, he was... When he was producing... I mean, I think you're always producing, but you just have so many talents. He would hire Ford City models and actors for his commercials. So thank you. And that was back in 2001. Well, you should be a part of the family. Oh. 2001. And I did do... Way back. Oh. I did do commercials for you, too. Well, okay. Myself. Well, you know, good bunch. Yeah. Local legends don't come around every day. And this is a perfect example, why, for a long time. Yes. God bless you, brother. Thumbs up, baby. Thank you, Reggie. Night two of cut week. I'd like to thank everyone for coming tonight. Our contestants, let's hear it. Our judges, our local legends. We'd like to remind everybody to go and vote at PortlandMedia.org forward slash vote. And you can stream this on PMCWatch.com. We'll be right back here next week, Tuesday, 9pm. Oh, and also we're going to announce who's moving on Friday. Just go to the website and you'll see who's moving on. Thanks for coming out tonight, everyone. I had a good time. I hope you did, too. We'll see you next Tuesday.


Okay traders that is 2pm UK British summertime. Welcome to this week's live trade analysis session with me Patrick Manley before we get going here. I'd just like to do a quick audio check if you can hear me and you can see the welcome screen if you could just type a Y in the chat box so that I know we are good to go. Testing audio 1, 2, 3. Testing audio 1, 2, 3. A Y in the chat box to let me know. Great stuff. Okay, before we jump into today's charts. As always, important that we adhere to the risk disclaimer and the most important part of that disclaimer today is that the views expressed by me here are solely mine they're not indicative of or representative of those held by Tick Mill UK or Tick Mill Europe Limited. Just a bit of housekeeping before we get going, if, if you have any questions as I walk through the charts, if you could make a note of them and at the end of the chart presentation, I'll open up a Q&A and we can, we can go back to go back to the chart if you have a specific question, or indeed, if you have a chart you'd like me to take a look at that I haven't reviewed in the, the deck then you can, you can ask me at that point. So for those of you that are here for the first time brief introduction to myself. After I graduated from university I joined a city PLC consulting firm, I left with some colleagues, went on to successfully co-found an exit consulting staff, focused on C-suite executive search for technology businesses. Having a front row seat to the dot com bubble witnessing people make and lose a fortune in the markets oftentimes quite literally overnight.  I started day trading the S&P 500, one more appropriately day gambling. After some early beginners luck I racked up some pretty solid games, however, as is often the case my beginners luck run out. The market phase changed, I began to average down, giving back all my gains and ultimately experiencing a significant six figure hit to my capital. Say this was a gut wrenching and sobering experience is an understatement. I really had to stand back and figure out if it was feasible for me to make a living from the markets. So I decided to get serious about trading and sought out a mentor with an excellent trading track record. Working with my mentor for 18 months to two years, there was a period during which I up to not just my technical gain in terms of researching, developing extensively back and forward testing strategies that crucially suited my personality. All of these were underpinned by a rigorous risk management approach. But most importantly during the period of mentorship I significantly developed my mental game and probably most importantly I made the watershed shift from being a highly goal orientating individual focused on financial gains to becoming purely process oriented. So what does that actually mean? Well, it means I had to stop focusing on what I could make from the markets and start focusing solely on managing my mindset to allow me to consistently execute my trading strategy. Oftentimes in the face of negative feedback from the markets in the form of losing trades. But once you become process oriented and have a professional trading mindset and you understand the true nature of trading being a numbers game in which you're simply playing the probabilities. You lose the emotional investments in that hellish emotional roller coaster of living and dying by the outcomes of individual trades. I no longer concerned with the outcome of individual trades or even a small string of trades. My focus on the next 100 trades because I know my focus on excellence in execution, my trading edge will demonstrate itself over an extended series of outcomes. My multi strategy approach has delivered profitable annual returns since 2008. Since 2013 I've also been managing investor capital through a managed accounts service delivering annual positive returns. I'm currently responsible for managing multi million dollar portfolio. Since 2010 I've also mentored hundreds of private traders of all experience levels from complete novices to former CME floor traders in developing the technical medical skills to inconsistent returns from the markets. In addition to my fund management and mentoring, I'm engaged in some other market orientated projects. I am a resident market expert exclusively providing market and trade analysis to Tick Mill, providing an in-depth daily market outlook breaking down the fundamental and technical drivers for the day ahead. 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And if you're interested in taking advantage of the chart of advantage of trials, just simply request membership through the links I've posted, and, and you can see exactly what's going on there for for a two week period. So those are the links there. And without further ado, let's jump into the charts. So, obviously we have come into today with a bit of a risk of tone developing in the markets, we've seen a decent sell off, driven, principally by a few concerns that appear to be bubbling under the markets at the moment. Firstly, we had the FOMC minutes last night where the Fed have solidified this idea of tapering their asset purchase programs. So that's, that's an initial concern for the markets we then have the regulatory developments in China, and this, this idea about potentially moving towards a wealth redistribution program in China, which has split the capital markets around the world really. And then we have the underlying concerns regarding the efficacy and the Delta variant and how that's going to impact the economy going into the into the back end of this year, we had Toyota coming out overnight and suggesting that their capacity, their production capacity reduced by 40%, which is significant number. So these different dynamics have led to markets seeking to pair back risk. And so, let's look firstly at the S&P 500 here, and we traded up just shy of the target zone of 4500. And we have seen the market roll over now. We're back testing some pivotal support here is the monthly pivot at 43.54. Now, you could see buyers attempt to step back in here for just jump to the four hour chart. What I've done here is I've overlaid the previous sell-offs since the last major load that we saw in May last year. I've just highlighted the scope and scale of these sell-offs and overlaid it against our current current pie. And we can see that we have a few cluster here at 43.52, which represents some of the prior sell-offs. And that's pretty much where we stopped on a dime during the European session at the moment. And we're trying to stabilize here. If we can get a pullback going, what I would be looking for, I certainly be thinking about resistance coming in now at 44.26 area. And I think we could see another leg to the downside. But what I do notice well in terms of the structure of this price action is that we have a clearly visible three-wave pattern here. So if we do hold at current levels, and when the cash markets open in the US, if buyers, the dip crowd really come in and try and bid this up, technically we could have the structure in place to make new all-time highs. Now, is that certainly possible? Is it highly probable? We're looking at the current weight of selling that we're seeing in the markets. It's the higher probability scenarios that we're going to trade lower at this stage, but it's always worth bearing in mind the two facets in terms of the market where the bulls could be seeing opportunities or where the bears are seeing opportunities. We're holding this pivotal support, projected support, versus these prior to corrections here, and we've actually mapped this correction pretty much in time as well. So if we are going to make another run for the highs, or to print new highs, this would be an ideal location for that to happen. So in respect for the daily chart, well, it's like I say, we can't recapture the 4450, and I look for another leg to the downside to test monthly range support down to 42, 84, and then we have these prior highs here at 42, 64. The reversal patterns in this area, note that the way we get this trend line here is we overlay the trend line linking these two highs against the current low, and that gives us a projected trend line support, which is useful to keep an eye on, certainly where it coincides with the monthly range support as well. That's going to be a key area to pay attention to. So that's what we're looking at in terms of the S&P. At the moment it appears we've completed a fifth wave of the larger degree third wave coming out of the pandemic lows here being the one to there. And this would be our three four and then we'd be looking for a fifth wave extension into the back end of the year probably up towards that 4600 level. NASDAQ. We're also being weighed on obviously in terms of these tech stocks. Again, we're sitting right at the weekly S3 here. We also have the weekly range support. So, again, if we can hold the current levels there is the potential we could run up here and make a new high if that by the dip mentality is significant enough, but bounce probability at the moment would suggest that we were going to be looking for a potential meaningful double top in place here. So what's going to be key today in terms of these US sessions is really how we have had a day closings. If we get down into this support here, the monthly range support, then that would set up a nice opportunity for a relief rally heading into the back end of the week, and then setting up another leg to the downside to get that test of this prior resistance now to back to support back at the 14,000 level in terms of NASDAQ. Down. Also rolling over sitting again a potential trend line support here, if we can hold them in terms of the technical setter, we could still see another high but again bounce probability suggests that we're in for another leg to the downside and I'd be certainly thinking if we can break this trend line support, then getting a test initially looking for 33,798 as the as the next support level to watch on the downside. The DAX coming just shy of its resistance zone that we're looking for. Now again the DAX is coming into test and sit on its trend line support here. This trend line goes back to the pandemic lows there you can see. So really what we'd be looking for here to suggest that we have a meaningful top in place or certainly a tradeable top. We would be looking for the DAX to get a close below this trend line to set up a move down into this internal trend line support before setting up the next leg to the downside in terms of the DAX. Okay, this is the one that's basically the canary in the coal mine so to speak at the moment in so far as the Nikkei has a an equality objective open down here at 25,000, 110. We've taken out the trend line support talks about last week. So I'm looking for prices to extend down into this target zone. So when we get, if we test this area, and the buyer step back in, that's where I could see the overall equity market weakness come to a conclusion as the Nikkei is leading at this stage. So if we get down into this equality objective, and we see some decent bids come back into the market that could actually highlight a period during which the current corrections in terms of broader equity markets, certainly in the US, I just suggest that that's when this cycle is actually going to complete so keeping an eye on the Nikkei as a leading indicator at this point. I talked about this last week and over a number of weeks. I still think we should see at least a 30 test here in the mix and potentially the 35 level to match this prior cycle here before we get a release in terms of the volatility. And certainly if we see the Nikkei testing that quality objective with an elevated bids up here that would be a nice setup in terms of calling an end to the equity market corrections. Dollar index. I mean, just shy of the equality objective that we're waiting for 93 73. We're sitting at prior resistance here and we're seeing a bit of profit taking come in, turning back to 93 40. Whilst we hold this support channel here. I'm looking for this 93 73 and potentially yearly pivot there 94 13 and that's going to be a key inflection point again for these markets. Because if sellers step back in here, and we can take out this trend channel support, then we can start to think about the potential for a way before hiding in place. And then we can see the next leg of downside for the dollar index the alternative scenario would be that we don't find any sellers here, and we've actually got a much more meaningful low in place for the dollar index. So we take it up into this 95 30 area, we get a pullback from there but all that would basically do and be setting up an inverse head and shoulder scenario for a much more meaningful corrective phase in the dollar index. Now, if, as we're currently led to believe from the market narrative that you know the Fed are looking at tapering and, you know, potentially going to start talking about rates. And that's the type of dynamic that would drive this pattern, but at the moment, we really need to we're waiting to hear from the Fed chair, Jackson polls symposium next week. At the moment the balance of probabilities is that we trade into this area, and we find supply in the market and certainly we can look for a retest here of this pitchfork support area back down to 91 78 as the as the first area of interest for the dollar index by just, it's worth being cognizant of the two scenarios here that we could be facing, we could be talking about a much more meaningful lobing in place for the dollar with this being the left shoulder here, a double bottom head, and then a potential right shoulder forming over here, but to get to get the an initial sense that that's going to be the pattern that's going to play out, we want to see this, we want to see the dollar in dollar index take out this resistance so we're going to trade up into that supply area before testing the quality of the pullback and whether or not by using the step back in there so we are coming into pivotal areas and with a bunch of these majors. We've got the dollar index there. We've got the euro dollar also just just shy here of its equality objective at the 116 28 so this is versus this big swing structure here. If we have, if we have the inverse head and shoulders playing out in the dollar index, and that means we have a head and shoulders scenario developing in the euro so the preferred scenario at this stage is that we hit this equality objective and buy a step back in and we are off to the side again in terms of the euro, completing a major correction versus this full cycle going all the way back here. So this extension off the lows, the March lows, 12345 and then an ABC and then we look for the next one. However, if for whatever reason, this pattern doesn't materialize and we do get a bounce of sorts, but we run into sellers at the 120 area, there is the potential that we have a head and shoulders top in place in the euro, and we could be trading a little bit lower. So these are just some key, key areas that really want to pay attention to as as we head into the business end of the year now in the fourth quarter. So first point of interest is going to be how we trade at this one 1638 and I'd certainly be looking for bullish reversal patterns to get it on the long side there. The initial objective for the long trade would be a move back into this potential pitchfork resistance and coming in at just below 119 so keeping an eye very closely on how we trade at this, at this area, and then it'll be about taking a process through and seeing how market responds if we can get back up into 120. Sterling, just run through some of these majors so Sterling, looking for an inverse head and shoulders scenario continuation patterns involved here, didn't get it but we are trading now back into the support zone of 13680. So if we can find some support here then I think we can get another look at the 13880 handle, but importantly if we don't find support here then we have to think about the potential that Sterling is going to trade out a bigger corrective pattern here versus this swing structure. Then targeting a move down to 133 as the equality objective. So if Sterling cannot find support here, I would anticipate we take out this prior support at 13570 and then we decide to think about 133 on the downside for Sterling. As we know already exceeded its equality objective and part of the reason that has driven the Aussie lower is that we've had a stronger Kiwi and the Kiwi is only just about to test its equality objective now so we have Kiwi sitting just shy of its, oh it's pit or two below it now so a couple of scenarios here with Kiwi if we can get, if the Aussie market stabilise and buy a step back in, then this could be a meaningful low in the Kiwi and we could be trading back up into the top side of this channel. But if we get a bounce here and it's a weak bounce that finds resistance back at this trend line, then we could be looking for another leg low in the Kiwi, which would see the Kiwi down trading at its yearly pivot. And that would drive the Aussie lower to test its yearly pivot back down into the support here area just below the 70 handle. So it's going to be really key to see how the Kiwi responds at its equality objective here to see if buy a step back in. And then the key test is going to be can we reclaim this trend line support coming in at the 6940 area. A couple of others that we're watching the moment. Let's take a look at the gold. So gold at its resistance area I had a short position running in this yesterday, but it's popped back a bit here on risk aversion obviously. So I'm out of that. I'm going to keep an eye on gold if we get a bearish reversal pattern on the daily timeframe. So it's going to be potential for for another neg downside certainly to retest this 1677 area would be the one that I would be paying most attention to. And if we take a look at the cruise, who is it coming into its equality objective here at 6255. Now, I've been watching very closely because if we can get some bullish reversal patterns going here in crew, then there is a set up there that actually takes us up into $80 to test to make a completion of this initial cycle, a five wave sequence into $80. However, if we don't find support at the 6250, then again, similar patterns playing out around the market. We then start to thinking about a head and shoulders top here for crews and a much more meaningful corrective move. So it's going to be key to see how we trade at the 6250 handle for crude Bitcoin. So pulling back to the trend line support here, watching for bullish reversal patterns set up a move to test the 50 level ether. Looking for a pullback here into the 2872 to set long positions targeting the 3521 as an excellent on the upside. The Euro Swiss is also sitting at its equality objective. This 107 handle and you can see that we are seeing potential to find some support here so watching for bullish reversal patterns there and I think we can get stuff to think about a three wave corrective move playing out in the Euro Swiss, taking us back into the underside of that major trend line support to potentially out there as resistance. Popping higher here, but I'm still looking for Euro sterling to ultimately test the 84 handle before we see a more meaningful correction certainly while we trade below the 8640 pressure I think is on to the downside. Sterling Aussie sitting at resistance here I'm watching for bearish reversal patterns and I think what we can look to play for will be a symmetry swing move. So whilst we hold this 9124 the 161 extension of this leg here bearish reversal patterns, I think it gets back down into the trend line support. Ideally in a three wave corrective move so something like this before we look to extend the game to the upside. Notice we've got some nice momentum divergence into this potential entry in fifth wave higher here so then close attention to that one sterling and I had 250 pips of profit in this one that we talked about last week. Looking for it now to test support and then I'll look to see if we get bullish reversal patterns there, then that could give us an opportunity on the long side to play for new highs in sterling and sterling Swiss also traded this one as per the setup we discussed last week and again to another 200 pips out of this I'm now looking for services to test it's a quality objective. So we have a WXY pattern 2370 bullish reversal patterns will be an opportunity on the long side, ultimately in sterling Swiss sterling Kiwi. We looked for the test of the trend line came just shy of it and then took off, but once we hold this trend line support, we look for 20452 on the upside for sterling Kiwi. And the last one I'm really keeping an eye on here at the moment is this Swiss Yen. And I'll just zoom out here and you can see the pattern. I'm looking to test this trend line support and reversal patterns set long positions. So I'd like to see if we test the trend line support take out this one 2015, and then I think that gives us a couple of hundred pips on the upside. You can see the similarities here in terms of the price action in this prior phase versus what we're doing at the moment. So key to see how we trade at this trend line, and if we can get that that bullish reversal, then I'm going to be looking to be on the long side.  So we're heading into the very low participation period now as peak holiday season is here I've been warning about this over the previous weeks. And I think what we'll see a pivot into post Jackson Hole, that we will start to see these markets really shape up again and provide what I hope will be a nice volatile September October period, where we can really ramp up the trading action. I, I'm off next week there won't be a trading analysis session next week. So the next one that's going to be the next one I'm going to be doing is going to be the second of September, I believe. Thursday, the second of September will be the next live analysis session for for me. So I'll just open up some Q&A here. I can see I've got a question for you. Ruth, please which pivot table did you select is it standard because when I try trading view. So yeah it's just a standard one, Ruth just a standard pivot one. Yeah, this will be published to YouTube and right. Are these every week. Yes, they are every week. Like I said, next week there won't be one examine vocation, but starting from the second of September, they're every Thursday at the same time, and these are run every week. Any other questions. Okay, if there aren't any other questions, I'm going to wrap this one up here and I will catch you all the first week of September, and keep an eye close eye on the executive markets today and where we close it's going to be pivotal or driving the price action as we head into into next week and the week after. As I was trying to find the trade trade the plan, most importantly, manage your risk until next time. Thanks very much.