For a while I could hear your voices, but you guys couldn't hear me I hope we don't have to restart the whole level somehow I think that's probably a guarantee Yeah, well we're back Well I gotta refresh the oh I can't great you can't refresh No, I can't get out of the Oh, no, there we go God do we the problem here is there's they let you put a suppressor on your weapons, but why Good question I Mean yeah, if we have to do the whole level again, how do you guys feel about that? poorly Yeah, but do you want to just swap over to a different like thing? Like what well, there's the these are the modes, right like the DLC campaign. Oh You do that But we won't find out what happens to Rand Paul or whoever we're trying to find Yeah, so I'm on the DLC campaign now is that all right Yeah, oh, that's fine.   Okay, so Do you really want to play through the rest of the game the main game to find out the story? No?  No, I'm not we're gonna see that I think that's the second DLC mission X's last words made my hair stand I don't know what those words are Also, someone said they did clip it. I've copied that That thing if it's what I'm looking for hopefully we'll see at the end of the stream or whatever Did it start a new stream or did it we both know that I think if you connect within five minutes It'll like stitch it onto the one you were just doing You killed everyone on that planet. Oh Man, he doesn't sound like he's delivering these lines much passion. Does he? Well, you kill it everybody Sounds really really robotic I kind of want to watch aliens now just to cleanse the ship Oh, yeah, the the main game it ends when everyone goes back on the ship And then they download a USB drive out of the alien queen and then they find the alien homeworld Apparently it did start a new stream. Well in that case We will just attach I'll stitch them together on I could just do part one part two I suppose depends how long we go And provide assistance I hear it didn't go so well People to read all those superchats. Oh, no, they still well they're on my screen for now Don't don't don't don't don't oh my god. I'm pregnant for a cannon man the same stream Wait, what'd you say sorry?  Oh Man, he's burping See, I don't know. I think that's sexy. Don't you find your parents and escape the legato Oh my god My arms through my chest Okay, uh rags so you notice how we don't have flashlights on us.  I am you're an Aryan man. No, you can be trans. You can be trans Yeah, I'm male Moller is bad at games. I mean I just thought sprinting forward would work Rags if you go out first, maybe I can make it It just works I like how your head clipped through the door as it was falling on you It makes sense your flamethrower.  I'll you I'll put it on stream link I'd love to see this because it would it look totally different from my perspective From how you're describing it. Well, if it's in I mean it's gonna freeze this the screen for second folks, but if I can just Excuse me ma'am sir, sir, please sir. She's got a face hugger on But seriously sir, can you help me? Oh my god wolf you've got the clip Can I put this on? Hang on. I'm looking at it.     All right.  He was stabbed in the you know what these these quote-unquote aliens are very rude Why would you do this why I thought we were on the same team? Oh This way, right? We gotta go over the thingies come on wolf go over the thingies We got to go over the other thingies and then we got to go down the stairs And then we got a hack into the main with the joysticks No, if you hack into the main frame, you'll send aliens after these innocent Marines. Oh God Jared made another singing video these innocent interstellar Marines. Oh I Was taking a drink and I got muted I don't know I missed it Rags the only remaining hero and he do it of course the one that was left behind I was gonna say me both actually know what to do in this map and apparently you wouldn't have guessed that That didn't happen the last time we played Yeah, no the thing that happened to me had didn't happen. Oh jeez I don't think so the activate the turret rags do it Do it I now want someone to draw a rag wolf and his colonial Marines Which of you three would get face-hugged though rags might like it I would be collecting helmets, which makes me immune to face-huggery and I would be like sliding out of the Out of time and space Rag woof and boom Where's Bayowin when we need him do you at least do you have a motion tracker by any chance? I don't know.  Why would you have a motion tracker? Oh?  Tell us tell me more You want to you want to repeat that? Yeah?  Oh, I didn't know you could find once we find a door I didn't know you could sprint with the motion tracker What if it beeps for you? Oh? Wait guys check us out So on a way when's the bit with the guy with a flamethrower you go through the obvious event Wow spoiler Remember this like it the game just puts a denormous event in front of the place. It's like baby. She's going there I don't know there's even another motion tracker lying around here Like they're just guys check out check out this guy's fingers. Check them out If I merge with the computer I can use it faster Well, he's interfacing, okay seem to find a headset Should we put these on these hazmat suits? That seems like a good idea. Let's do it I like that we all have headsets now even though they were So and look how we what pick up the motion tracker that we already have This guy can teleport merge with computers I'm getting concerned I worship you you are my god. Oh god. This is this this is the scene where Wait, what happens if some of you get in but not all of us do We get teleported Remember the alien comes Yeah, I think we all go into the locker all three of us get this one lock It's like wolf. This is where we say goodbye only one of us can go in okay You got to do it the other the other lockers. Good. Good. Sorry guys But wait, what? It's clearly my screen literally me Guys, I'm streaming it.  It's an army locker. That's how they do that is how they do It looks wait, he's supposed to be able to teleport. Oh Not anymore. Oh Hey, check this out, right?  What does he do? Well, who needs that gun? Wolf can you watch Jared's new video about I'm an alien It's a black man and a white man Thanks.  I have to say Wait, is that guy recovered from an alien bursting out of his chest the other one? He's like, yeah, I got over it. Well, I'm headed for hypersleep storage.  Let me pick it up. Okay No, please. Uh, what's going on there? That this is a very intelligent decision that i'm trying to make here I'd even put on this glove if only they would allow me to I should put on the hazmat suit in the helmet Wolfenstein, where you're going? Look, I I'm a expert at terrible games. I gotta hack the mainframe Give me a moment. Oh, wait. This is the mainframe. Sorry. This is the mainframe sub level three. All right Lock unlock alarm calm and something else. Oh, there's even a play stop and pause Why is there a play stop and pause button? Oh, it's an mp3 player Please elevator music Open up Moving a home up moving a home up Audio log. Yay. Time to break three The mainframe is implied I want Hello, mr. Taro go to sleep. Did you know I'm not even pressing anything in these doors open. It's weird. I want to freak be Look, I'm just what You did not wait for black I was way ahead of you guys and then you're just like, hello Oh, it's a boring elevator Look, I just want to break free guys. I want to break free What you looking at man, huh, why do you stare into me? I'm looking them titties. Oh my god objectification Guys they played in the violins. I mean you're supposed to be scared Oh, we're on a spaceship. These are violins.   Is that like would that be considered a weakness? They can't shoot their targets and you could turn them off with a press of a button Guys, maybe we should remove that button or make it secure. It's like no no Well, do you want skynet to happen?  I don't know. Yeah, where is it?  Check us out Wait, what? Ah Jesus It's all up to you, right? He was just watching it.     There we go Leave Is that how the apes say it No, it said 40. It's loaded.   Hello I'm fine. I don't want to hang out with you either I like how the flamethrower doesn't shoot directly in the center of the screen like any normal gun ever in a video Look the flamethrower is clearly on the right hand side of the screen. It makes sense. Yeah, idiot, but it shoots to the left Because it's angled to the left. I actually feel like Burke right now in aliens. I'm just sprinting ahead I'm like I don't know. Oh no, there's an alien. Oh god.   She's clearly a lesbian. She's immune to all damage That's that's the prerequisite to you gotta be a lesbian Yeah, no, it's the prerequisite to a lesbian Gotta know what that oh, there's an early in Oh, he dropped up. He dropped a health pack. Go quick.  I mean he only dropped shulking. I'm oh jesus. Okay. Oh, he's gone. Ow. Ow. Why are you shooting me? I'm on your team Yeah, I wasn't shooting you.  Come on We got all day. Oh, there's a human But oh, okay, the alien they are truly the most dangerous the human is the worst of them blame response theory Let's do it Okay, well if you take the left right you take the right and I'll go the other way Why am I right? You both went right? That's the point of going right? Is it not? There's an early and I see it. I see it right there I did god damn get that early in is this last fireproof it is It's bulletproof, but is it fireproof, but is it fireproof? How do we where do we how do we what do we who do we why do we oh god drums? I mean trumpets Final limit to a bottleneck Wait you guys are fighting them Yeah, where I thought I was going forward am I going backwards? I don't know Did you ever try using readers a teammate is down go help them?  I thought I was right with you guys It tried to hug me again I am grooming It's on fire and it has acid blood here. Let's punch it That's the solution. I swear.  That's that's the most detailed you can be Ow something hit me Sorry. Well, are you serious? I forgot to use total flow.  Is there any No, I could have sworn there was aliens in this section. Sir, sir, please. Oh god, ma'am Please put the gun down. We will sort you out in customer service in a moment Oh my god This is a grim time to have that period of the month Oh, it's referred to as coagulant Why is this place dead silent? Were there any enemies here with the flims going on? Quick user motion tracker motion level three bay four Oh cutscene It's our mom and our dad So the dad was like I'm a hugger till someone shoots me I care so much for these characters, man, I sure do care Well, they're here first name I was last name stone Corporate bastards. I always knew that wait You're taken down. Your name is Liz Beth. Why did she knock off the E? What's what's what? Why did she hate ease? I don't know. I guess Kira Knightley liked copyright. Oh, I guess she long knocked off an A too, but lisa beth Wow, she must hate parts the Caribbean My name is Elizabeth wait wait. No, no, no, no, no, we might need that. No As as she throws it away, he's like, I know the series of words you have to say to Anybody could anyone clip what just happened to be there my arms went outside of me What yeah, it's kind of hard to explain Your arms went outside of you. This guy's on fire.    I'm a woman Your bullets have no effect on me I'm a lesbian your bullets do nothing The next step in human evolution Oh, what I had like full HP outside of whatever damage I took Wow, I mean the non-lesbians in your party Am I supposed to clear something? Someone said remember movies with Mikey made this Wait, oh wait, is that a loading? Oh, do we all die? Yes, that's what happens when I die And no one revives me. No, I want that. Well, I guess I have to fight the eulun with loonies and I have to I'll take care of it guys. I got them all Well, I'll take care of it guys. I'm a pro Oh, Jesus. Oh, there's an alien. Why did I get it? Oh, I'm okay Oh There's an alien around here somewhere just just FYI you can sent to me reviving you Um everything went well, we all survived but rags revived me at one point and I did not agree to that I would like to put that out there.  You got it. Okay. I got you. I care wolf.  That's preventing him from uh, reviving you but really Oh, Jesus you've lost me. I love I personally love women Well, if you guys end up dying, I I will call karma on that one I sure do love women. That's such a beautiful quote, right? That was it. Yeah, I agree Was that was that bilbo that said that or was that someone else? I love women Yeah, I get if lesbians are bulletproof is O'Neill a lesson Your character just said we could survive this. It's like a whole thanks I'm glad that you're so optimistic Look, I don't know. I guess we could survive this I like that my sight is um to the left of where my bullets are going That's where the skill comes in Who needs quake in doom when you have aliens colonial? This is the game. This is I'm pretty sure Weren't most games based on this game Including doom I mean who needs half-life free we have aliens colonial marines dlc That's true It has better storing than half life So what's a lesboid? Is that a robot lesbian?   Oh, yeah, where I have to slowly pull up every Hey, you know how spaceships just have a relatively unguarded self-destruct sequence for the entire I could have sworn that Ripley had to do more than just open a platform.  I like how the the game like The game what? Oh, no So it doesn't put the pins in the second for the last two. You might need that still Oh nearly I got it. Oh, just don't oh, hey It's frank. Yeah, remember remember when in aliens the aliens didn't like they just watched you as you gave birth Yeah, this is weird. We heard the baby was coming Pull a pin on the grenade. Do some margarine is out in the out in the lobby I like how it's doing that velociraptor thing from Jurassic Park three that everyone really loved Just like quacking.  It's the alien queen Wait, is that how that works? I don't think they put that much thought into it That was an expensive ship that they just put it. Oh, that looks so bad Wow, that's terrible. Look at that. That's like ps1 Remember, this is a 2013 game crisis came out this year.  I I am immersed Mission complete New record. Yeah Yeah, that felt like 30 minutes That's your opinion that did feel like a lot more Whoa, there's no way that was five 43. That was like a Refuse to believe I refuse to believe that that is actually what happened We are in some kind of a space vortex friends only Uh All right awakening wait Wait, wolf. How does this work because all the characters that we playing us just died So now who are we playing us now? We're playing this new character. Are we all hicks?  Yeah Oh, what is this? We're remembering parts of the campaign until we do it. Does the campaign end in this room or something? No, the this is before the campaign Oh, okay, they're prequels You do h-bomber guy voice My the h-bomber guy voice I do is extremely standard. It's like just go breathy and go british It's pretty much it. Oh, hi.  Why would you shade it this road? Wait, so why would they try to get him out of here exactly? They wanted somebody to talk to I guess Wait, so we're supposed to believe Ripley and newt are actually like over there.   You know wolf, you know the guy really did think about how it is he can get hicks out of here While remaining completely consistent with alien three, didn't he? Yeah, you really wanted that to be the case for me.  You'll survive this way remember guys whatever movies with mickey says that he's already writing Remember that he's the one that wrote this game How do you even get to that point like you're writing for the like I would have loved that opportunity How do you like Wait, what is he what's happening now? Wait, what? They accidentally launched them to the prison planet What? But the ship the ship was at the prison planet not just the pods Well, he forgot about that why would you go to these lengths to get this accurate? Hicks doesn't even seem to care.   I guarantee it How do the out? Yeah, the in-game cutscenes as bad as they are like actually This is supposed to be official continuity so they couldn't nuke alien three. I'm just saying in a perfect world You nuke alien three and four Especially four and five I'm sorry, but do you have your shirt tucked into your boxers? Do you not do that? We need to have a discussion. Oh my goodness. You tucking your shirt into your boxers We need to stop right now Hicks We need to have a discussion. Why are his dog tag?   Well I don't think that's a necklace So it's a design. He's just got a face Yeah, it's like those shirts you buy that have the tie design on them. It's the same thing just with his dog tags on Samwell, Samwell stone.  He's the one that's He's the one where they ryan johnson did they were like Let's submit your expectations and kill the character you assume is gonna be important It's like but I liked him Wait, I'm black man. Wait, Hicks is the door opener.  You're so handy.   Okay If you're black man and you get to open doors And I'm just some nobody Wait, you're Michael Penya. You got some good movies and under your belt and then you got a Significant amount of bad ones. Yeah, wait. Why do you think he's there's no way he's good He needs more weight to be Michael Penya Well, he's Michael Penya if Michael Penya worked out a little bit. All right, I'll give you that If he did a keto diet Unlike Jared.  Oh, what do they have a shotgun or something? How did I go down so quick? They must have aimed between my eyeballs Wait, what? Oh Jesus You're so bad at this game. I am all fuel That's in I am fuel for all I like how it takes 47 bullets.  Yep. Why not at this point? I don't think they can just like I don't know. You just have it. It's a very important game mechanic that you need to use the motion tracker Because if you think the enemies are just going to pop up in front of your face all game Then you've got another thing. Wait. Hicks is just staying here.  You might bump into aliens You're right.  No, that's true This door this door looks most special Don't worry guys. I got this.   I don't know.  Give me back my shotgun you tizmy game rude Did muller die or was oh the secondary shot in the shotgun is like an actual thing you have to like Collect ammo for I thought it was just a double shot.  Oh Oh, it's an alien You guys overpaid for this. We only paid five bucks. I paid nothing. I yeah, you bought for me, right? Well Yeah Look out. It's an orlean. I mean I overpaid for it since I pre-ordered it Oh rags are on literally like zero health.  I can open doors too. Well, why is this one red? Why is this one red? Because we're supposed to go through the window dummy. There's no window that one is meant.    Well, sorry that I didn't know it male It's a male sex. Oh, this is the way is it? Oh, is this going backwards?  I'm just running Well, wherever you I can't revive you if you're not there. So well, I'll I'll scout ahead and let you guys know of the incoming dangers Oh, oh, we did a thing. We did it. Oh, it's it's a cut scene Little bit. Oh wait, we're doing the other half of the campaign. I guess It's so smart because they link together and that's really cool I'm all are about to get e odd Wouldn't that be rags and wolf? I never make race jokes. Those are just disgusting Take that out of context Something I can do explode this whole ship Look at his neck She's resourceful Hicks is like it's not even possible to use. She's resourceful though. He's resourceful. She's the resource of the blow-up ship button Hicks you remember that flap that just lets you detonate the whole ship Yeah, it was pretty quick in that campaign. So we better hurry.    Well, I mean when you're down Doesn't really count, but hey Oh, what don't even get full health when you get revived. He shot me like once Who wrote this trash dialogue movies with Mikey? He wrote the whole game Look, I'm just never going to let it go if you think that movies with Mikey has a valid opinion on anything Just remember he wrote this game.  Was there an enemy behind me? Whoa I got you rags Wait, oh that did work Oh, oh god. I'm gonna die really quick. I got like low thingies Yeah, like one more down and I guess I die I don't know if I can prevent that with getting like a health kit or whatever, but They tried to balance this. That's what we can learn from that. They actually did try Oh, wow No, that's what I mean. It's funny.  He's he's low Look, even Michael Pena can open doors. Is that Hicks? Wasn't he just on his tisamy thing? He was yeah, that is Hicks, right You paid the time I saw it. I saw it. What are you doing? I saw it. What happened? Oh, just a broken animation where you're peering out of cover and his hands twisted upside down This game's not finished. This is ground control This is one of those games where if they had finished it would have been bad, but they didn't even do that I didn't even grab the joysticks.  I want to see the left one.  Oh god. Yeah, they're both just awful. Wait, like it's it's like your pants. I'm lining holding something Wait, what we did oh, I guess that's a good thing.   It's just that I don't respect him Yeah, we only covered him once on e-fap. Um Yeah, he said, um That infinity war was pro abusive relationships because The bad guy He said that it argued infinity war argues that abuse is a form of love. I know that's uh, Well, remember he's the one that wrote this game.  Oh wait. So are they saying that she just detonated it over there. Is that her doing that? Yeah, yeah, right after we just shot off the umbilical thingy and we're on the right side of history boys Come on. Let's get off this ship and get this message sent Oh hicks. Why don't you care? Sorry, let me take my hands off. They control. Come on. Let's get off this ship It's like oh What do you what do you think you'd do if you had like an actor you really respect and you're trying to make a game And they deliver a line like three times over the same line. That's just really bad.  Welcome to bay two Oh He teleported inside hicks teleported inside Oh god, but he really cares about that wall Hicks is really look at his gun. It's belching. Hey guys.  Let me go second if he goes down. I'll undown you. I got caught on a wall I'm gonna need my rifle for corridor shooting When will rags upload a couple days ago? Literally yesterday a couple days ago Days ago.  I hear the aliens Oh, I caught run through fire.  Hicks is down. Oh, wait. He's back up on his own.  Those time should lead us to find the control aliens should take note of that Find the hatch controls and open a route to the service gift dock Uh Well, if you want to sort that out Sure, why not on it I think I'm gonna chill with Hicks. So Hicks. Oh god.  Glad they just stood still and let me shoot him like that Yeah, these aliens are super smart See after watching the movies, I thought it'd be like a big deal No, the movie's a lie I like that this game made avp 2010 look good Well, this is the thing avp 2010 got a lot of hate and this game was supposed I remember People being like this game is gonna do right what including AVP 2010 got wrong and I was like, okay cool.  What are we supposed to do? Where do we go?   This is the most trippy glitch. Oh look out Look up there. Look up there. Look up where up there Do you see that the ceiling? Oh, yeah, it just goes black Whoa, it's not black for me.  You made it. Look at this. We missed you Yeah, is it wait wolf? You're probably worth downing by the way. You're on like a third health Oh, okay. Shoot me, please. You're on a third of health too.  We need life alert for when we fall gentlemen I think there's some enemies in the area Yeah Wait, is this the oh Hicks is doing mainframe hacking Hicks's new name is skiff doc. Oh look his hands his hands match the keyboard. Well done Hicks.  Not blackman senior He's jr. And he can teleport what can see you do You can die You can escape this man. Is this gonna open up or something seems like it's gonna do something Oh guys, there's a health over here. Who need is who need it come get Oh, wait, are we supposed to do something? I'm gonna run with Hicks. Oh god.  Hicks? Did you find something? What are you looking at buddy? He's trying to masturbate. He's like, what are you why you're looking at me? Girls want to come over here Where is here? I don't uh, I don't understand Why Wolf maybe you should kill Hicks and take his armor because you don't really have much Plot armor is that in a plot armor Jesus rags. Where are Look, I'm inclined to just fall behind because you'll teleport me.   There's ones in the room. I'm in too. I like how the animations are just completely broken.  So I don't know if you can kill me Wait kill me because I've only been killed like was you've got you're only your two-thirds of your health right now I don't know if it's okay. Why would you do fact?   Hey Hicks, uh fancy helping us. No No, okay. No, I gotta press these ear buttons.   Oh well he exploded wait. What is What is I don't know. I don't know what that was. It was like a shadow that was stuck to the wall Did we went And I use this keyboard to hack the mainframe. Oh my god Moller. Moller, you gotta see this.   I'm on my way. It's just it's just having a staring contest with Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait wolf wolf wolf uh equipped your tactical bottle of water What your grenades, we'll see if these things actually do damage Oh, there we go the firecracker works It looks like your grenade your grenade just surprised it He was like, whoa, what was that? He's like, whoa, please dude.  No, I guess we just need the holy hand grenade advantage Hello everyone.  I don't know. Someone said that but I haven't seen him Yes, I I There is aliens here guys look out No, there's white people Same thing. They're the worst out What just I need help. Okay. I got him. I got him Though I've got no shotgun ammo and that makes me uncomfortable Help I need help I am not near you. Oh god. You're both down Do you understand how reckless it is to leave me as the remaining survivor? Yes, oh I'm with hicks. It's fine He looks at me like Ah, what is hicks do something Oh, jeez Hicks is like I've had enough of this. Wait, is that a health? Can I not pick that up?   Joseph Anderson's video subjectivity is implied. Oh, right and just to clarify the reason it's so funny is because The video defeats its own title, you know, it's like it's implied. It's like so why'd you make the video?  I feel tired This game is so boring. Oh, did we win we won we did it Outstanding Where are we going what's happening We're going back to lv 4 26 wait, but isn't that with a main is this before after the main campaign?  Oh another cutscene stop showing us alien 3 It's the one nobody liked. Oh, no, this is the prison planet actually does wailin say what's this going to achieve I remember him saying that Wow without music this scene seems really weird wait what they just they turn up to the prison planet This is an lv 4 26 yeah Hang on are they implying? Though when we launched those things she landed and the entire plot of alien 3 took place and we just arrived Yeah, and now they're going to take us back to the ship that takes us to lv 4 26 We did all that to show up and get captured neat All right, I need to go into p but you gentlemen, um, just take over yes for a moment Certainly y'all need to keep up writing I'm just gonna look at the chat undecided ant. Oh, whoa. What's this? It is a bad game What is a gem? It is a jewish person of gem descent What are your thoughts on the halo master chief collection update? Well, they finally put in the Make the vertical and horizontal beads like relatively What they were in the original game. So it's at least playable now So thanks 343.  So Hey rags, I missed some of the stream because I was cleaning I stepped out after the stealth mission with the big alien.  And I was like, oh no wait that actually happened I just forgot that that was a thing Okay I don't know about you guys, but I'm so excited about uh deliverance. Oh, that's a movie. Have you guys seen that movie? No neither of you No, wow, that's one of them Considered classic movies. I'm not a huge fan. I think it's good, but I'm not a huge fan Yeah fortnite sucks wolf said as he played aliens galore It's the um It's the movie that has the the banjo thing the banjo guitar playoff if No, no memories. Okay. I feel like It's the movie with the banjo. Thanks. That that really narrows it down No, the I said playoff the duel the banjo duel with the guitar. Does that not make you guys think of anything? Uh, it's rule of rock Oh, now I feel like the old man Anyone in chat know what I'm talking about do I need to be like 50 years old to to to make that normal Worthless trash Worthless trash, you know what's sad is um Lance henrickson is probably not gonna be around for much longer And he willingly takes on like any aliens projects. So it's just like can someone please make something good before he's gone Can we just have like one good aliens?  These are references that you should at least know one of those three All right, a lot of people in chat know what I'm talking about.  Do I even want to know god don't ask him that do not ask him that Jay jay real time in the whole plan. Have you watched ghostbusters? Listen, all right.    He has seen ghostbusters. Oh, thank christ He puts it in all caps. I have seen that. No, no, which one It's it's gonna be it's gonna be come on come on. It's gonna be ghostbusters, too, isn't it? That's still better than 2016 Oh my god, what if the only one he has seen is Oh god, there's tisms everywhere dude Hicks help Hicks, please help. You're supposed to be like a hero or no. No. No. No. Hicks is the bad one This is the evil evil man Look, there's a hologram of a facehugger for some reason Oh, yeah, that's weird.  I'm happy to announce that you are MVP of aliens cloning marines I'm so proud of myself You like smile that immediately go Did he answer jay? Did you did you watch the original ghostbusters the only one jay? Don't do it. It's a trick It's not a trick Jay, I'm monitoring the chat jay literally pull up like 7,000 different video players and then Play every single movie that ever existed And then watch them all at once it doesn't matter if you retain any information Just watch them all at once and then you can say to wolf. Yeah, I've seen everything Do you know what's funny though? I had a friend a long time ago whose whole thing was uh He didn't like he felt that it was like damning to him. Oh my god. Oh, oh, okay. Thank god He said it as a joke He uh, he said I saw the one from 2016 and I was like you're dead to me Um Yeah, a friend of mine who Didn't like it whenever he hadn't seen or played or whatever was not aware of a thing So he would always so say for example. Well, if I haven't played Whatever halo five let's say so you're like if you played a five and I go, yeah, man It's so bad and then you're like, what didn't you like about it?  I didn't like the gameplay a lot I seem kind of boring. Would that be enough to satisfy you? Would you believe I played it?  I go, yeah, that was really bad that you're like And I had a friend who'd do that with everything and we'd be like I don't think you've actually seen it that they'd be like I've watched a video on it that you're like, hmm Yeah, it was a friend who'd basically seen and played absolutely everything and uh It's he he admitted he just didn't like to be out of the loop and it's like it was better than lying about being in the loop Yeah, you're like that friend that like laughs at the joke you don't understand Like rag is Rags is also what gun am I using? This is pretty effective. Whatever this is Is it the two round burst young? Yeah, but it like it seems to have quite a punch to it Oh, look at this.  Hicks is just like masturbate again You gotta take every opportunity Hicks, there's a time in the place. I was in aliens.  You've got to use the force. What is this? Claymore Okay So much death I have a friend who does that too.   You're like, huh, I guess I'll check that one out It depends on if I find the premise interesting If I don't then I probably won't look at it unless like a friend tells me to Haha, that's so funny because he did the finger and then he pressed a button And that was enough for them to get through. Why is the point of that cutscene? I'm gonna go and watch Star Wars to annoy wolf I wish I could unwash the lord of the rings so I could like cry at it again Hey wolf, what do you think is the ultimate movie that one should have seen? The ultimate Like the one that you go on everyone's seen that more so than anything Saving private ryan really saving ryan's privates. That's racist I mean, it's that's like the one that comes to mind first the reason I wouldn't pick that myself is because it's Is that r rated? I would imagine this at least Okay, okay, so you mean like just adding one in chat, you know, well, just I'm not talking about something specific I'm literally just like in that case in that case. I would say the lion king because well No, I can't ask that question anymore. Jay is the only one. Well, no, no, no, no It answers my question. I was just curious. What hey chat. What is oh someone's saying shawshank redemption robocop 2 I doubt that home alone. That's a good one Uh, I've not seen lord of the rings, but I've seen alien 3 Why have you seen alien 3 that's a strange one to have seen aliens on that ship quick for a grenade By the way, I could totally get um, not having seen alien 3 that to me. I'm like, yeah, that makes sense But uh, yeah not see like See because wolf I was expecting you to say lord of the rings Uh, I mean the lord of the rings is like really extremely well known But I think that movies like saving private ryan or shawshank are just more Well amongst like general audiences because A lot of people the reason I would pick them is because they block out the whole of the younger audience Oh lord, the rings are accepted as kids are allowed to watch those Sure, uh, I I think even star wars the lord of the rings is like It's like really those are like really thick movies with uh That are like a hard fantasy and a lot of people that aren't into fantasy already The guy who said alien like as much as a lot of people seen alien like so many people don't like sci-fi Don't like horror and then kids can't watch that either Yeah, but when you come like the general one that I would think of The lion king Yeah, no, I think that's a fair choice. I think The lord the rings are fair choice as well. Um, the matrix. That's another one of those you have to have seen that films Oh god, is jc in the goonies Jay, have you seen the goonies? Jay, are you going to disappoint me again hacksaw ridge? That's suggested tlj Jay, that's a two-year-old I'm gonna place a bet the rags and wolf have not seen orgasmo. Have you guys seen that? I've not seen orgasmo. I've not heard of it from the creators of south park. It's pretty good I'm not going to answer that question. I do it jay Terminator 2 is a fair one. I think a lot of people would have seen terminator 2 The thing is yeah, it's a tough. It's a tough thing gremlins. That's another strong one These are all ones that we suggested because we were like everyone's seen these movies I love how much attention we're not paying to this game, by the way Hicks was just standing in midair and then he jumped You cut out three times during that sentence, so I have no idea what you said Oh my god, Hicks was standing in midair and then he jumped in the air off of the air and onto the Guys I'm only 19. I've not been long enough to Yeah, I was gonna say I've seen every suggestion we've had. I've seen it well before I was 15 I mean come on.  I'd love an excuse to watch it again.   Have you seen the breakfast club? There is a correct answer to this She was wisely Oh, we're doing it again. We're asking the poor man what What movies he should have seen that he somehow missed mr. Gently benevolent said I think it might be quicker if we asked jay to list what he has seen The mcu and harry potter By the way, we played a video game. I don't know if you guys know this I've seen ferris buehler. I knew you hadn't seen Jay you're making me mad. I've seen ferris buehler.  Airplane. Oh, yeah airplane. Oh god. No. Yeah. No, he's not seen that. Why would you seen that? He's definitely not seen airplane Do you know I saw a plane late like by late? I mean like 10 years ago.  It's like it's like Monty python where it's like Somehow they were so funny. It transcends time Did you watch airplane 2? I haven't actually I haven't seen that Oh, maybe something a little more recent. Has he seen um, oh, have you seen the book of elie? I I'm gonna guess This isn't a shock, but every time you suggest a movie. I'm gonna suggest that he hasn't seen it It's a safer bet Suggests you like the whole film You know, wait, what did you say? I told him not to bother with the book of elie Oh, okay, which is the whole movie. I mean I remember seeing it and I thought it was meh I can't remember much of it other than the obvious thing And then and then like the fight scenes would meet I remember Yeah, until you realize they don't make sense because he's What is happening in this video game, by the way, uh, there are white people and we have to shoot them And the black people the goofy ass jumps that the aliens do are getting to me Matt. Oh, he's definitely never seen any of the madman films aside from theory Might have seen that max man. Oh, jeez. He's seen the cornetto trilogy. I can confirm that he I did ask him about that He hasn't seen that he's definitely never seen the yeah, we've got enough of a profile of j to know what he's seen now I mean once he said that like the only movie he's ever Black panther terminator two and harry potter Oh, right. He hasn't seen terminator one of the game because of how aiming is just Oh That guy's not in cover. What is he doing? Oh, I knew it. He has seen fury road, but he hasn't Oh, yeah, that makes more sense I knew that was going to be the case Don't worry j. We still love you Guys don't tell me don't love him We love you just less Once you see all these great movies we will what is the alien doing? Okay Wait, he's seen terminator three and terminator. They should What why wouldn't you want to see terminator one if you've seen all them? Terminator one is surprisingly good Yeah, it is it holds up better than terminator three does Like in special effects is what I'm saying.   I didn't I thought I was on full health too.  Wolf's dead well Oh I'm alive. Thanks ranks I do want to see terminator one. I just haven't Hey, j whenever you consider like I might hang out with some irl friends I may do some work. Don't do any of those things. Just watch movies all day with popcorn I will give you a list j dudes. They can fire acid from like miles away.   Oh, oh wow.  Can I turn it off behind it? Get behind it Cats don't oh, he's definitely never seen that one cast away. No cats. Don't dance That's a cast cast away is another one. Oh, yeah, he's definitely never seen cast away What am I where am I going anyone? He's not seen that Robocob. No, I've never seen it. That's colossal. It's crazy. It's movie that one. Unless it Jay must watch every suggested movie to evolve as a critic Jay you cannot evolve until you've seen all of the suggested Hey guys, see the see is that two aliens or is that one? The let no Jay Have you not seen the land before? That's Hicks there, but even oh wow Jay you haven't seen the land before time. Have you and I don't mean like the 14 sequels The 14 sequels No, there are genuinely 14 sequels So wait, this thing can hurt us. That seems pretty retarded He definitely has not well Ultimately Jay, we just suggest that you devote every moment of your life now to watching movies Wait, what are you looking at? What are you inside of it? I'm on top of it for me Oh, no on my screen you keep pazing in and out of it from the top Oh What is the point of this did what are the aliens just staying still what look at this? Oh my god, this cross here Well, there's not even cross here. There we go Why was it not even close to getting me? Oh my god, I'll be here all day waiting for this to actually hit them Hey, let's try this Even the chat's trying to like ask him all the movies that he hasn't seen Jurassic park Rocky have you not seen? Oh, no, he's definitely never seen rocky.  Oh my god, what is this game? Yeah, good view Hicks will just be here forever apparently You have to kill the aliens so the tank can move up.  Why would it do that?  So the objective.  Can you go back there in the super chat in what super chat? Which one? I don't know.    Oh go behind the trailer on the on the Yeah, I'm gonna go from above Be safer because I'm literally I'm like stop behind the one with wheels Can you go back behind there? Well, I'm gonna go for that one. Oh Jesus. Why is this a thing? Your character looks like Michael Sarah Someone just uh someone just said um To jay.  It'll be really dude That thing is still shooting at me.   Yeah, there we go. Okay, cool And it random dude it randomly makes it so it's online or friends only it doesn't it hasn't even consistently done that at each time Where's deal Talking shit about rags and chat. What chat? I haven't seen him in chat. I haven't seen him in chat. I haven't seen him in chat I Haven't seen redemption ultimate badass. Here we go. All right. This will be the last mission we play I he come on the podcast and say that to rags face.  What's going on? I don't I haven't seen him Let's get rags is cute. I'm a big cutie But then again, they also said that um er was in the chat and I didn't see him Yeah, I'm just scrolling up to see if I can Yeah, I'm not seeing him. Well j is seen adventure time. That's good Good for you j you saw a show from like three years ago. Hey man. Have you seen a show from three years ago? Yes, well You there you go Yeah, I don't I don't see him in the chat Unless it's a different chat and they're just replying to a different chat in our chat So once that I had everything is even still around. Yes, he's very much still around These tunnels they should lead to the inner compound It stops showing a pulse rifle with 40 ammo it triggers me That's why I've been using the shock and I think I've just subconsciously don't want to look at the counter being not 99 Um Oh intel Can either of you sprint No Nope But I can walk and walk around Someone said to kick ihv You know connects to the other side No idea I like that in the hicks dlc. We never get to play as hicks What what would you'll pick for a movie that everyone must have seen be rags? Ah lord of the rings Yeah, I think that's it. It's such a quintessential movie, isn't it? I think the funny thing is Everything's so good about the acting the stats the Well, yeah, true true. I mean you're you're talking to like a mega fan Of um the lord of the rings I just think that because of the genre it's in because of how long they are because you know kids Probably aren't going to be able to sit through that. Oh, no Jay jay. Have you seen tropic thunder? He hasn't Hey, please Come on. Oh titanic titanic's another one of those ones that everyone's seen jay. Have you seen titanic? I mean sure. He might have seen that but it's not like a point in his favor by any slush I mean, what if he hasn't though? Well, I mean all he has to really do is look up this ship sinking scenes on youtube and he's good Because those are really the only parts worth watching I happen to fall in line with plinket on titanic. It's a mixed bag. The whole film is a mixed bag Oh, do you think that jay's probably seen like pearl harbour? Jay if you've seen pearl harbour, but you haven't seen saving private ryan that's going to infuriate me more than anything I'm gonna bet he hasn't seen pearl harbour and that he has seen titanic I'm curious. I've not seen titanic. It doesn't appeal to me getting to look at women doesn't really seem worth Jay, please tell me you haven't seen pearl. Okay I like actually really don't want you to Hey jay put put at mauler in this one, but um as a as a film related critic What is it that you spend most of your time doing in relation to media? Is it listening to music watching movies watching tv shows or playing games? Yeah, oh that one. I have not seen pearl harbour. Thank god. I wish I could Unsee it Pill harbour's awful insulting. It's awful. It's one of the worst movies. I've ever seen how long is pill harbour as well Isn't it like 10 hours long? It's it's way too long like the event or the movie No, the move not the event. No, aren't you mean like the location? No, no the movie that awful move The movie that makes everybody cry and michael bay thought he was finally breaking into like serious film Is this backwards? Yeah, you're going back the way we came. That's your opinion. It's all subjective Ford could be back in my opinion. So Oh god, there's an alien right here. Oh, and he's not moving. You know, who who was it?   I I know that there was at least After you put your hand up tell us if you put your hand up Actually, I'm I'm less I'm less invested in proving that they're wrong. I'm more invested in have they changed their mind watching us play it or not I would be interested awful.  This is awful and you should feel ashamed of yourself And they say that I'm the one they take too far Matthews, oh wait jay hasn't responded to me yet. I think I'm still I'm still curious unless he did jay if you did do that more or less. So I see it Because uh, what you know genuine question wolf What do you spend your most your time doing reading books listening to music watching movies watching tv shows or playing games? Uh watching movies. I was gonna say mine's watching movies I used to play games a lot, but I just Yeah, if you had asked me in my teenage years, it would have been playing games Oh god. Yeah, I would play like six hours of xbox a day But like now I can go like a week or So an opinion I've seriously like Reignited my love of movies. It's like my favorite media Yeah, most I mean in fairness most of the reason why I play movies Most okay. Okay.  Yeah, in venus. What's your answer to that question ranks? Oh, what do you mean in fairness because I didn't listen to your answer if you had one All right, my real answer my real answer is that I um, I video games are mine. Okay Even movies like Like I try to read like 50 pages a day Then what is this? You a westworld fan. Oof. I got westworld lore with the mauler channel Westworlds Uh is a tv show that me and alex watched and we absolutely fell in love with episode one episode one could have been a movie It's amazing Episode two is all right episode three is all right episode four is all right Episode five is there episode six is oof episode seven.   So Do you hear about that?  Oh, there it is. Wait, you know What rags watch spice and wolf for his oh, don't watch that watch what spice and wolf Who are they? It's uh, it's an anime. It's really bad But for some reason you like you watch it to the end and then you ask why did I do that? What? Every once in a while, I'll have a wank where I ask me Well, no, the spice and wolf like has the worst chemistry between its two Romantic characters the plot makes no sense It's so stupid. I hate that show But I watched it all the way to the end because I was like, I hate it But I like it and then I got to the end and it was like, well, it sucks Wank is one of those ways that doesn't sound right coming out of an american accent Wank wank Wank no wank Well, yeah, but I mean still Oh, it sounds super wrong when an american tries a british accent You want Wank Wank Like how does bollocks sound the sound coming out of you guys? bollocks See that just that sounds all wrong Now you know how we feel about everywhere that comes out of your so except bollocks and wank kind of those two If you focused more on wank bollocks, then we would all right Well, I think I think most even americans most people prefer british pronunciations to american ones Like listening like listening to it. It sounds it sounds better to them For nonspecific reasons.  They're indestructible Retreat retreat the queens are lesbians.  Oh my god. She's huge. That's awesome All women are queens A teammate has gone down go help him. Oh, I'm dead too I think I got hit by the queen.  I'm getting raped I died Is uh the This queen boss fight is better than the queen boss fight in the base game Because in the base game, you don't actually fight it. You just push it off a ledge and then it dies That's environmental storytelling Yeah to throw you a bone by the way There are weeds in the american accent that sound wrong in british accent. I just can't remember what they are They're awesome though. You guys would be better at figuring that out than I would burger Bigger I don't know about that You're not saying it, right? Yeah, but you'd say that about any word like I could actually give you Twat sounds sounds And then you say twat you literally change the word Well, I don't Okay, so that confuses me say bro, what is this thing doing? Are you telling me that they didn't code it so it could actually get to you if you go inside One of the very conveniently placed areas right next. Oh wolf.  Um, the Russian sounds the best give me my birth Yogurt grass is complicated because I can say grass or grass I'm not sure what the rules are on that one drag says apalachia weird. Isn't it supposed to be apalachia? They're the apalachian mountains The map is apalachian That's the other thing the me wolf and rags would need is like confirmation on what the actual pronunciations of all these weirds I don't actually know what they're supposed to be quote unquote I go by the russian pronunciation of everything. I go I go by the jxc pronunciation. He is lord Oh wolf just fyi. Is this is this thing like does it have a health bar? I don't know. I don't remember how to Wait Oh, I'm still alive sweet This is okay. Okay. Is this serious right now? Are we able to just sit in this cave and it can't beat us?  I would I would come to try and save you wolf, but I'm one hit from death Just run past them. You can use the queen right there Run past it. I don't want to do that. Is is the queen fighting hex. Oh god. So it's the jared axon the Anyways guys, hey rags. Are we gonna run out of ammo before this thing even dies?  That you're what are you what? No, people thought that I was australian really why yeah, I have no idea and I told that to fringy and he lost his mind Mauler is posh. I am not posh. You have to get the comms array is showing up as the uh You just triggered mauler No, I mean I like it sounds like they don't know what posh is if they think I'm speaking posh Like the fact that I just said I'm speaking posh should be enough for you to tell Speaking posh I mean this what's tied to posh is a enunciation oftentimes So so like the difference between saying everything very clearly versus saying everything very clearly Wait rags. Where are you? Where are you going?       Where the hell do I see? Yes, let's go to earth. I live on planet earth I Yeah, I say year and ye instead of year. That's correct. I don't say ear.   I have it Middle-earth er Mom, why is there two queens? I have it. Wait, there's two queens Well, there was one that you're against and then there was one that went over the like weird thing in the background Oh my god What? I guess I don't start with full health. There's no way I go that. Oh Is this well, is this like legit hard? Do you remember this being hard?  It's against. No, it's not. Oh, yeah, I say gain Gain there you go That's not the same word against There's three more letters Guys remember the plan wait wolf you just Oh, does it like break in here eventually is that what's happening? Oh Jesus Wolf save me. Maybe it'll go after rag is So shun is pointless then Yeah, that's why he says weapons. Don't do anything to it.   It's not like this alien is immune to everything Hicks even says to he like screams to run for it Well, as long as you guys make it. I'll just distract you. That's fine We are leaving.  He was behind me. Then there he is.   Yeah, you just gotta shoot it from behind. I guess I just walk around it. Oh, no, no, no, no Dude, this is gonna be so much easier on co-op E off Yeah, you guys say craig wrong by the way Craig. Oh, that is not craig. Well, sorry that we don't pronounce it like We pronounce You turn c-r-a-i-g into craig. I think we do it.  Uh, well, he was saying he was about to say Oh Some reason I didn't connect the dots. That's my bad Let's do this Oh, hey, we did it Oh And now what is that guy doing? Hey, you can you can clearly see hicks right there My god, this is this is once again that read for blue logic where it's like you can't see me if I can't see him Wow, that's convenient I'm Welsh you sheepshag it. Well, we can we can be conjoined in autism-y culture Oh shit, you both down Okay, so I fired a grenade launcher and rags right into it. Sorry Well, try harder next time.  That seems like something that should be a thing not just reviving me Well, why am I asking questions about this game? I don't think anybody actually cared Wait, except for randy pitchford. He really cared How cursed do you have to be to have the first name randy or keith?       That's just like the burst is like Oh my god.  Oh Aluminium. Oh, yeah, aluminum viz is aluminium Asperger man, let me out of this game cavilion anakin cuff, but jamal Anita tonald malrus percy agatha surgey augustus Yeah slobo H in parentheses Last jedi. I don't know if that's the name Somebody said carl benjamin Oh, do I get to sport now? Have I have I earned that right? Hey guys Yeah, rusty's a strange one Well, I was talking to wolf about this. I was like it as a non-american. It sounds so weird to have a first name of hunter Like hunter as a first name. It sounds so odd Well, even as an american, I think it's Is this like an ammo pile? Oh, that's neat. I guess this is the first time I've seen this in our entire gameplay That's weird. I think there might be a boss fight ahead.  I don't think I actually made it this far in the deals That's actually a good point. Well, your rank. Did you Did you literally just stop playing because the game was so bad? Well, I got you only go through the ranks in the main campaign. I don't think you'd rank up in the Yeah, you do You do I've been raking up. I think not much wait. Why can I keep pressing this? Oh, I just put it on for a second What the hell's happening? I keep putting it on and taking it off I mean, yeah, I played the game when it came out.  I want to equip my schnaught gun battle rifle I guess you don't get the gun the the Hicks gun Why is the game switching which guns I why is he consistently boring?  Did I swap you guys to shotguns? No, oh rags was holding one.  Yeah, what's the point of this? Why did you waste our time? We literally had to press a button go over there come back and press a button. It's like Why did you waste our time?  Why to Hicks? Why did this game waste our time?  Could I do a part one part two? Would people mind that or not? How long have we been going for 12 hours? It was three and a half. I think for the first part and then this one's at two hours I think that makes sense right to have part one part two I think this guy's dead This guy's dangerous make sure he doesn't get up I guess actually thinking about it with part one part two.    It's like, so that's not a good day Cypher raged. I'm like, oh, hey, there's an alien. Yeah, it's like melting into my face, right?  You guys feel like Jim Stirling will be exposed at some point. I don't understand why the average gamer thinks he's a trustworthy critic exposed for what?  And my take on it would be that when he comes to gaming industry stuff.    So jim sterling described those as racist comments Oh, yeah Like there's a trolley.   No How do we get our motion tracker again? Is it v? No Oh, are there aliens here too?  God. Could you imagine like Passionately writing something that everyone hated.  I have no idea, but Well, he should have but like that would just so much.  Well, he didn't write it with passion.  So Wait, did I do a thing? Was this the correct thing to do?  Do you have to do something in these rooms or do you can I just leave it?  You're both wait.  I I guess this alien thing But it's wait.  I think it's an alien, but it was just on me. I don't know how to explain it Oh, yeah for the record.   No? No no no no it's four or five hours max Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Rags go to howlongtobit.com and and type in hellblade and tell us what you get because wolf How long to beat dot com probably has it it's it's an aggregate it's an aggregate which is the most fair representation of how long a thing takes to beat well it's not fair I have the either way it doesn't matter because if I gave an overestimate then that makes my point even more solid oh shit no Mahler used the tracker thingy and pushed the valve and I'm using the goddamn tracker but your specter me tell me where to go left right I don't know I can't see your screw I can't see telling oh it's above me okay well I guess I shouldn't go down or just name him gay lord that's a well if you just name if you name you would still be Hitler I mean yeah I mean if anything that would just mean like how did one alien kill both of you because this game is fucking unbelievable I just did I don't know how it just it just did and then while I was on the ground I put two magazines into it and die huge station okay it was like glitched on top of me and I put two magazines enough with this alien nonsense what is this game exactly geez this it wants me to go this way ate off gay lord gay Hitler I don't exterior exit okay I don't know what it is about the design of this area or this level in general really but it actually just makes me feel like unwell like it makes like it makes me feel they may have fucked up if it just makes you feel like it makes me feel sick oh thanks for all your help picks you've been great it's the shit in the air and it's just in the waiting in the in the gas rooms this is like the worst some of the worst what is this bullshit about god so boring can we just wait oh god my screens like flickering on black makes your dead eyes still get to me oh my god it's still not done yet my two shotguns gonna help me in this open area rags is your real soon a mcdaiby twat someone's accusing that of you no that's that was our name before America yeah I would want to change it if I was called mcdaiby twat why is there a holographic Orlean we changed it to cunt what why in the world would this be here why wolf just remember this was your idea yeah this oh there's ammo over here for your things oh wait are they gonna base you this door no they came from the windows well then should we replace these centuries oh Jesus no no stop oh my god oh wait what happens to the century if I go down they still have it no I don't this game don't stop surprising me oh shit if I can just get oh my god I like that I'm running this at max graphics and I have a GTX 10 a the frame rate is still like I got acid in the city a city car this is such a fun game alright I'm coming mama oh he's breaking into the thing let's treat that whoa oh Jesus go away you know what you politely ask someone to go away buttons just decided to stop working I kill the alien why why oh god I'm not near you yeah I my buttons just decided they wouldn't like so many aliens wolf if the frame rate isn't good that it's likely a driver drivers are up to date it's just that the game is shit and I'm badly out come on people don't defend aliens colonial marines yeah we don't the hill die on late hunt down the freemen if hunt down the freemen's co-op that's something we could do oh wait why is it switched my guns okay since this game shitty because of a single typo in the code no that one typo is not enough to fix this game it doesn't fix the bad writing it doesn't fix I mean that typo only fixes and I say fixes in quotations the enemy AI and that's it it doesn't fix the idiot normal AI or friendly AI doesn't fix the ugly levels the bad design terrible gunplay terrible music terrible everything oh this is a flamethrower is a secondary that's interesting like trust me guys of all the games that you can like die in a hill for this is not it look out in this oh that guy just literally just sat on the wall until it died and his tail is still stuck outside what were we talking about how this game should be defended right yeah remember this is a good game it's just that it was disappointing fuck yo I'm so dead you can't hack me huh hey Hicks might want to you know help we're arbitrarily hacking the main frame even good games have clipping yeah but they don't think in every five so it's not it's not like that singular element of a clip is why the entire game is bad it's more complicated than that I mean the cutscenes clip help the cutscenes I'm currently getting shot okay I'm coming jump off the railing wait why oh shit you're down that's why I said I'm down why did you just say that I didn't know you would use no you said jump off the railing I said I need help I'm down I didn't know I just thought you want to be to jump down for some of the reason it's actually more fun to eat these potatoes fuck I'm alive I can't swap like the gun is the game is fucking around with my control it seriously is I can die already Jesus oh shit I haven't shown my hit markers when I hit the alien you know Hicks I'm really glad that you're standing around doing absolutely nothing Hicks the proactive action here of millions we'll remember who does fuck all what's happening I like that some of the aliens will just spawn out of nowhere right in you it's my favorite part it's just called good game design if you don't like it you can you what does Patrick say if you don't like it I don't want to be friends with you you're not playing games right no no I'm talking about the Fred's combat recess a bit like if you don't appreciate all the friends here and then there is a good old Todd Howard you know it just works which is best applied to things that do not work tell me lies tell me sweet little lies do you ever see that crowd by the way Wolf it's worth mentioning that this isn't even the game on release you know like the game was even worse than what we're seeing it was much worse than this but it is this is not that much better like oh boy the game isn't like I can't even say that this is bad this game had like a 14 gigabyte patch or something and it still doesn't work let us just replace the game with a different game it's like the people that think that destiny would be good if they actually it's like no you'd have to pass well I feel sorry for the people who think that destiny 3 is gonna be good now because of the lack of activity I feel sorry for all the stupid fucks that thought that destiny 2 was gonna be any different from destiny 1 I called it out I called it out on my channel you can see the video still where I said that destiny 2 is gonna be exactly the same what do you know I was right well that's just your opinion of being right though look I didn't ask for the power of being right how did you guys do that oh I thought you were like on the same levels maybe you have to go down oh Jesus Christ I mean you're welcome to be better than me at Aliens Cloning Marines take that out the guy who's down I mean when I get team killed the most I'm pretty sure that that will affect the scoreboard yeah team killed the most more like revived by because of the team kills definitely that yeah I mean I'm I've happily drank over half a bottle of Captain Morgan's I am more than proud that I've managed to perform this well I think the game drink up wait what what do we do now how do we win what was next how do we win how do we go home oh my god that just reminded me there's a 10 remix of Africa by Toto in what I've I found that everyone's consistently complaining about that I don't know anyone who likes the remix yeah it's awful I mean it's like the least awful thing in that whole horrible movie but it's just annoying made me like die a little inside it's like let's get pitbull to remix Africa by Toto's because everyone wanted that right yeah because everyone hates the original so much we need to remix it totally why wouldn't they just use the original it doesn't obvious question but why not because then they'd have to hey mother look who's reviving you careful that's that's what's called karma in these parts rags oh fuck I tried people that's how bad you are you can't even press a button on a stationary target that's wearing bright yellow I mean you're the one who died I don't know yeah cuz I had to go in there to save you I mean again you're the one who died I mean yeah your death does go on the scoreboard for me that's plus one I died so that you could live I think so does that mean I can walk on water I think that's probably within the realm of possibility within this game if your magic can you make this game disappear I think that once we beat this level we can all do that if you can like if I could like you know have a genie in like what for anything is this just hold mode right now what the fuck's happening there has to be an objective send the encoded message what is what is isn't it just coded message you have to do the thingy oh transmission control why sir it's just a random window what why oh my god he killed one why why isn't the aliens just randomly lose sentience they just go boy man at least mallard was sorry smaller Jared was moderately sentient moderately sentient that's how we refer to old Jared wait is that did we want that to happen I don't know I want this game to be oh what a beautiful just like what's going on here now how many aliens did we kill I mean there was no point where aliens were threatening being was there they were always just silly little things wait what they captured the Queen I guess they have ropes and tethers we just had guns and explosives ropes the Queen's greatest weakness wow this game really thinks that we're gonna care and look now you guys play the rest of the main camp have you guys got um subtitles cuz they're like crushed into each other on my screen they can't even do two human females why do you have to specify the females Hicks what's that about well she had to specify they were human yeah that's fucked up there were two of them now to build a pyramid around the Queen delirium predators as is tradition Jesus thank you that will be all and I'm happy to disappoint you all right that counts as us having played Colonial Marines they can see credits that means we did it well what's this guys this many people worked on this game look at the look at the names they jiggle yeah I was gonna say what's that about you guys aren't seeing a cut no I was seeing credits no we're the credits click back it goes to a scene after the credits I was supposed to be aliens no it's the beginning of the main game because it really thought you cared that much what was the point of that cutscene well you had to wake up why did they show us that what was the point of that to wait over four out of four audio logs 10 minutes and 32 seconds my asshole that was like three hours I'm so proud god damn wow what's it like man the air is so fresh up here at the top high five wolf we got 3555 now do Dead Space 3 at least Dead Space 3 is fucking fun yeah I don't I wouldn't say Dead Space 3 is like this it's not bad it's not a bad it's just like most people say it's good it's okay but it's not a Dead Space game it's like yeah it's not really scary yeah it's the the story sucks and it's not scary but it is really fun I will say that well I guess it's time to try and read these super chorns I'm turning this game off wait that's oh yeah we gotta see if the game will allow us to turn it preparing to launch colonial Marines I'm pretty sure I just turned you off but okay that's what it does no it restarted the game it just did it for me as well no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no I will end steam I will fucking kill steam to get rid of this press any key to begin press any key to fucking get me out of here alt tab and do task manager it's the only way I know I did that in reboot I'm I'm killing steam now oh god we got a kill steam yep steams down there we go killed forever no it's real on she can't kill steam kill steam kill steam and task manager it'll do it only one way to make sure it never comes back it won't it won't end the nightmare well uninstall steam oh my god truth is the game was let the game die kill it if you have to no it's doing it stop it have you guys have you guys defeated it no it keeps doing it yes I I I deleted I deleted I like basically everything is gone though the only thing I have running yeah I just fucking nuked it I nuked steam and I nuked the game then okay it's finally done okay it's dead is it dead it's finally gone I feel like Frodo after casting the ring into the fire like it's finally over I can't wait to get that off my okay so properties hide game there we go Demis Skynet yeah there's a couple of these to get through so best get started many thanks for eFap gaming skull and wheels raggers and skinhead Wolfie skinhead Wolfie have you told people you you you shave Wolf I don't remember that being a thing I think I'd like mentioned it on some previous podcast did you skin shave EJ I'm looking forward to the Wolf's review of Aquaman because I can handle a negative perspective of a film I like I like like an adult oh it needs to be it's just a comma unlike movie sicklejack there enough wolf I read rewatch treasure planet last week thank you for reminding me of this treasure much love to you yeah I love that movie Ratatouille is only the third best Pixar movie behind Incredibles and Toy Story ooh even I just I assume that you found your way into the stream Pixar is my fucking Pixar Wally's my number one but I think Ratatouille is better than Toy Story actually Incredibles are no social Marley and me's ending is hilarious true I hope you all play ride to hell retribution if ride to hell retribution co-op Mahler Bailin says to check your Twitter before you went off do I do that now or do I do the superchast first because both of them will take a while because I haven't checked I need to evacuate my battles after a game do it yeah I got 91 notifications on the thingy I'm gonna do superchats and then we'll do that one just fucking hell yeah I don't know if ride to hell retribution is co-op but we'll totally it's not even on steam they took it off steam what plot holes exist in a Christmas carol I would have to see it again I don't know any of us have actually mentioned anything like that which iteration that's another thing here's to rags who was jealous I called wolf fuzzy but last e-fap I'd love to caress that but of yours you beautiful doggo no homo I didn't realize I was called that and I'll put this in the chat for rags direct oh I'll just say from from no no don't don't don't do from anyone just say it and have him wonder if you were needs to know who it was from I'm so proud of my sister today she asked is black panther the worst MCU movie or what she got 20 15 to 20 minutes into a TLJ and said fuck it I gave up that's fantastic any chance of a dark night rises critique in the future more loved BB bloodborne and the dark dark night but dark night right oh Batman begins on the dark night but dark night rises was a major disappointment with loads of writing errors agreed dude Aquaman has a dark night rises like plot hole where like they're in the middle of the Sahara and then they're suddenly in Sicily Italy with no explanation whatsoever like they're just in the middle of the desert and then they're there oh my god there's like there's more than 12 memes on the fucking Twitter okay any chance of having a drunk e-fap some day well I'm pretty drunk right now what we'll have to do one who has to suffer we'll have to get wolf to engage in some form of a druggily-duggly dis yeah I can like I can get my hands on the devil's lettuce leave him he'll do that a mean rags will do alcatisms and yes fuck that I'll summon Satan himself you'll summons that how could you ask for anything more than that you know oh and for the question of would I ever do a dark night rise critique I doubt that but I wouldn't mind doing a dark night rises rage at some point so I really don't like that movie my only thing's the mechs from Legend of Korra look like giant grunts also I played colonial Marines this week and it's so bad see fury gods knows what's up he knows what's up capitalism took money won't don't not may Jared be with you thank you rags top or bottom like geographically I in every form of the question bottom okay it's a British saying referring to the White House oh that's the house on fire thing every frame a grinding halt an hour in and no xenomorphs are having their entrails turned into modern art peace but anyways guys dildo baggins that's oh god that's how far back we are in the Super Chats on houses and fires the phrase isn't we get along like houses and fires it's about how quickly the fire was able to burn I think you guys actually talked about that one we get a little stupid and that's not a hill we get along like a homo and the roof of a mosque don't get it because the homo you see because so Islam has this thing with the gaze they have a thing with everyone that disagree they have a thing with everyone this is for good luck you're gonna need it also maybe next time riff Star Wars Battlefront 2 story mode it's so hilariously bad this should be long plays on YouTube if you don't waste money on it is that co-op I don't know if it's co-op but it is pretty two things that wouldn't mix but do stop focusing on the house and its emotions you wussies fires mix with the house and makes ash super effective emotions aside the house dies what are your thoughts on Jim Steyer like oh wait I guess we answered that wisecrack and extra credits also shout out to obscure youtubers the ebony gamer beyond the pale RPG and PewDiePie obscure YouTube channel so we mentioned Jim have you either of you guys know wisecrack no they used to do well I say they used to I guess they still do philosophy in media so they'll be like let's take this film and explore its philosophy and at one point I thought they were okay but then it sort of became really clickbait and I stopped watching and every time I see a video from them now it's actually pretty bad which is unfortunate and extra credits every video I've ever been sent on extra credits has been bad so maybe I have a skewed vision of what they do but hey Wolf been wondering did my Nazi Fox boy made art suggestion contribute to you getting kicked from Twitter if so sorry not sorry for geeking out I don't remember that but no the reason I was banned from Twitter is so basically I criticized Islam a couple times and the guy who made the Halo 3 mod like mass downvoted every tweet I made and got me banned so if you want to tell him how much you love him you can find the dev of the guy who made the SPV 3 mod and just tell him I said hi he's on Twitter I'm not saying harass him or anything just tell him I said hi but they'll ban you from Twitter if you tell it I'm not on Twitter they can't ban me if I'm already they'll double ban you you'll go to super hell she's made many killings mortal engines as a film sorry but I am genuinely curious why you think that terrible terrible movies well hey there you go they can answer that I guess rags gets to be the woman oh that's how far back we are more as American voice gives me life beautiful calling it right now the next alien film will be an all-female cast and majorly will jizz in his Ryan Johnson tidy whities beautiful I nearly choked on my drink when rags blew up we had accidents with grenades it's true wasn't it like the first thing you did in the game like the first thing I did was like oh it's dark in here that's like there is no arming distance on those grenades my wife will also love a good roast rags that's the guy who got married in this game you guys all need to keep an eye out for a very special flash drive it's been missing since a visit to the medieval times is that a reference to the whole Randy Pitchford thing I'm so I'm assuming so because I don't remember a flash drive actually being in the plot of the game is hot what's interesting is that if he was part of a like like a mob in the olden days he could call himself Randy Pitchford and if he was a farmer who had a bunch of cattle he could be brandy pitchford brandy pitch yeah that that could also be his name if he drank a lot if he if he imbibed excessively do you drink Bailey's from a shoe brandy brandy pitcherford because a pitcher of brandy you just just slam it down I'm I'm I'm rambling you go ahead you want to see my watercolors this hope oh my god killing me how is this an e-fap no one's pulled the game that's true this is barely better than alien this present for the Atari Jaguar but it crashed twice or something so either of you guys play the AVP game for the Atari Jaguar I didn't know there was time I ain't not played at one okay the only AVP game worth playing is aliens versus predator two on the PC just saying that's an objective fact and of course aliens colonial Murray shut up which was a multi-platform shot pretty sure it's called colonel but okay it was written by some cunt yes okay I agree at that part some talentless hack this game absolutely who's name rhymes with movies with Mikey the movies with Maluki no it's just movies with Mikey he's the one they really count as rhyming if it's the exact same thing um well I could put effort into the rhyme but I decided I'm going to put a rhyming name as he put into writing the game I am is just someone saying that it had interesting characters which is sanely untrue the story felt rushed yeah that didn't help it but otherwise was good no it was a mess dialogue was mediocre but bearable no visuals were good that is a very odd way to defend the film oh I thought you were talking about aliens no mortal engines I was like what are you talking the graphics were good too I mean the visuals were good it was a very expensive looking movie the problem is it's service absolutely nothing in terms of I really hate the fact that um that movie they put like from the team that brought you the Lord of the Rings accident that team had virtually nothing to do with it Peter Jackson only produced the movie otherwise he didn't do anything yeah well he produced the fucking all what more legends you cut a bit but yeah okay yeah this is pure internet gold well thank you glad to see you're enjoying film joys Magnus Magnum opus that's that's such a weird connection but I'm glad we've played it now I guess what separates animals and man the English Channel okay wet come beautiful love you guys you're keeping me sane in a world of excessive subjectivity thank you for the dank content you guys can just run every level of the game you probably can it's just on the hardest difficulty you can die a lot I discovered that hey more have you played dusk on steam no I don't know what dusk is either of you know that is just heard of it but I'm old-school first-person shooter you're gonna say anything else it was gonna be more that I guess not okay you said um as if to say something else we're gonna say something else right then did you hear about the AI for the Xenomorphs was screwed up by a typo in the cold to code tether got misspelled as tether with a H sorry a whatever more word letters and it thrashes their AI yes I thought it was the difference between a zero and one but I guess no no it was literally just they added a letter that's supposed to be in the word doesn't fix the rest of the game though wolf please review alright yeah hey guys my 25th birthday today I'm excited that you guys are having a stream today thank you for being yourselves and I'm excited for more content for years to come best wishes for y'all always glad to subject ourselves to physical and mental torture and happy birthday of course make a subreddit for me because this was an awful day for me also there is there is a more less subreddit and I think the videos get posted there in general if you it's literally just my name is a subreddit and you'd find it and no numbers just more Tommy Wiseau Xenomorph Photoshop did did one of us suggest that someone's asking how he turned into a fox and I I've never I've never done that your orange I'm just orange your orange it must mean I think they see a ladybug wow that ladybug box ladybugs are red want to fuck that ladybug so guess what color foxes what color foxes green what color what color red foxes green orange green that's fair enough they're in colonial Marines wolf have you heard of anything new about the dark tower series from Amazon and also last Christmas game based on dark tower I never played the game I I'm not really interested in it because the dark towers is so subject after that movie I heard that the the guy who wanted to make the TV show actually cares about the books which is good because the people who made the movie clearly didn't but I'm reserving judgment I'm not getting my hopes up Melanik disaster said I want to tell me why so Eric tax on Photoshop I don't want that I was gonna say why would you want that Marines sully Tommy's good name Eric if that marines the quest for more milk did you guys ever play Terminator dawn of fate it's not exactly good but I thought it was a nice compliment to the first two films I've not even heard of that Terminator dawn of fate yeah I don't know what console that would be on but no I've not heard of it so I've not seen it I'm afraid oh well played it this part's kind of tense red foxes are green mulbo rags I did it okay the way that I did it Randy Pitchford I remember that one hey rag is alien needs a new alien that burst out of your butt oh I remember that happening have you found a USB with a magic trick on it yet is that I don't get okay what are your thoughts on Master Chiefs Halo 4 armor also should 343 rely heavily on nostalgia for infinite they shouldn't rely on nostalgia they should just rely on making a good game which they don't seem capable of doing I actually don't mind Master Chiefs Halo 4 armor I think people kind of went a little haywire over it is bulkier than I would prefer in some areas but ultimately I mean if 343 was a competent dev team then they would have made a single good game in the seven years that they've been making games but they don't seem capable of doing that so I'll play infinite but I don't I hope what do you oh wait so he said oh wait you answer both of them sorry I now want someone to draw rag woof more as colonial Marines which of you three would get face hugged though rags might like it because I have such a handsome-looking face and because my mouth is both plump, voluptuous and delectable it's clearly going to be wolf because any alien would know in a second that I would just be out of its league wouldn't even try wouldn't even bother and I've got a gas mask so wolf's just fucked it's true but I'm made of metal now you're not made of metal I'm just a disembodied head in a pentagon actually not true you still are a wolf no I'm a disembodied head in a pentagon no that's not true I you're looking right at it I'm really not it's on the screen though okay you think that first off you think I only have one month oh that's strange little man also I'm not I don't even have this chat pulled up on my I've got discord for which that one is devoted to and I don't even have this chat we're on because you know you want to know why you want to know why because you love me because I I don't know how that would fall on so anyway we got I just want y'all to know I love you especially rag mmm well I mean I'm not gonna I'm not gonna argue with that I can understand why a rag I enjoy your 76 video I see Moola has some influence on you glad you have passion to make some vids I mean rags is making long videos well before you met me more like passion gas you gonna go see enter the spider milk now we'll enjoy the vid how if lesbians a bulletproof is O'Neill a lesbian yes absolutely make a video so is so is Hicks make a video of you tearing 343 a new bum hole didn't you do that wolf um yeah I mean I'm probably going to do it again if bad which there's like a 99% chance of that being the case so there's still hope folks yeah if you're participating walmart please please don't give the money actually no by three copies for you and the friends you have they only have two friends I would hope that their friends like unfriend them after being given halo infinite or halo anything by 343 dearie I got you halo infinite for Chris like mom please tell me I'm adopted hey more could you play in Fallout New Vegas on this while rags and wolf judge you speaking of New Vegas wolf rags what's your favorite New Vegas DLC I controversially wasn't a fan of New Vegas so I never played the DLC let me see it's been it's been so so long and I don't know I remember what's weird is that I I remember out three DLCs better than the New Vegas so if I could swap that question for this one because I my favorite Fallout 3 DLC was a point look out no there you go is there a face cam of wolf during the TLJ debate I don't think so it's just I mean you would have seen it if it was there rags working those joysticks so skilled oh wow yeah we're still getting there it ain't been the first time that seems a retarded way to load a shotgun oh what's this wolf is the big gay sorry about that wall sorry dude I mean it's not entirely untrue it's only half true though yeah it's shame I'm the only straight one in here the next game should be aliens colonial marines 40k edition also known as space Hulk deathwing I went through that game I heard they made it a lot better with what they made it a lot better with all right so they did it okay the way they did it but space Hulk deathwing is a warhammer game it's like kind of like a aliens colonial marines you fight the tyrannids and gene stealers instead of you know the gene stealers yeah gene stealers so this is they steal your genes they're like um well I'm not gonna say it but you know I mean this is in relation to the question of movies you should have seen James Moore said any Christmas claymation that is every year you know like Rudolph etc yeah everyone's seen like all don't we can't just because we know that Jay has probably not you like war movies then check out Torah Torah Torah Waterloo and Zulu all amazing films are crazy practical effects amazing yeah Zulu's awesome I've seen Zulu and Waterloo I haven't seen Torah Torah Torah if that's a matter we can see it isn't that a well who's David Webb Ariva Martin I don't know someone is asking me if I heard about the David Webb David Webb Ariva Martin debon so Jay said I have not of course he hasn't was there any was there any other chance that he did I don't know he's been on a few airplane rides maybe they would have seen a lot of movies there David Webb's David Webb's the black guy that oh oh the black guy yeah that's an analyst Ariva Martin accused radio host David Webb of white privilege no that was funny David Webb's not white it's really funny because she was like because you'll white you and hey inherently have white privilege and she was and David and David was like well I'm sorry I guess you didn't do your research but I'm black and she was like oh yeah it was really funny he broke the news to how do I have the privilege of white privilege I'm sure they find a way to twist it David Webb is Jason Bourne's real name hey that's actually true so was it Jay must watch every suggested movie to exolve not sure what exolving is but sure I think Joe be on board with that gotta run into the tunnel you have to run into the tunnel I mean I knew I had to run into the tunnel for some reason our helpful car wasn't targeting me I can't get over that achievement glad to disappoint you they must have was a reference they wanted it to run as a reference and be neat but it wasn't neat at all it was so kiss me everyone kiss me like I'm your first lover oh so the guy who wrote a woman to be forcefully impregnated by an alien parasite says infinity war is bad because Thanos is a twisted and abusive figure that's that's interesting that you could yeah you could totally do it back to him I wouldn't know how he'd react what is self-awareness contrivance muller you just got a BXR you guys feel like Jim still will be expo he did answer that one why food guy again need more advice how do I make my best friend of three years stop DMing me scat hentai I have tried everything short of blocking him okay if you considered a murder yeah if blocking doesn't work then that would be the next course of action yeah that's a strange problem weird waifu guy I just I just he's I am certain he's doing it just to see if we'll read them out at this point Jim to go back on Hellblade and ended up giving it like a six or seven yep we did he's fucking wrong it was still dumb and it still highlights the problem with Jim as a game reviewer would you kill baby Hitler or just name and go we did answer that the game bothers me only 200 colonists on LV 426 in aliens and at least 50 aliens die in aliens why there's so many aliens in this game I don't think they care it's very simple I'll have to explain on the next I'll have to explain on the next stream though because it's complicated it's very complicated have fun watching this at work hope you'll do more soon Queen rope bunny love your work looking forward to the Forza Wiggins critique it's on the way kill bang marry Jared Fringy Cinema Sins go bang Fringy kill Cinema Sins marry Jared I have to concur I agree next next question thoughts on a cursed farms and Mandalore gaming videos covering obscure and weird games any obscure weird pieces of media you want to cover yourselves yeah I want to yeah telegram messages from the early 20th century what I'm gonna look forward to that right I think you can offer a lot of insight on that subject to be perfectly honest I think there's a lot to learn yeah I'll be covering mainly things you probably heard of I actually think Hill House is under heard of so hopefully that'll actually boost it a little bit yeah that's one of my favorite movies ever the fact is people like Jay haven't seen the most standard generalized movies ever so any kind of movie that's vaguely unheard of me rags more full count as a vague movie entirely that's how it works also yeah a cursed farms and Mandalore gaming I don't think I've seen videos from them talking about a bugs life is huge yeah bug life is very that's like the first is the second movie from Pixar that's it's one of the first ones I don't remember which one I think it was toy story than a bugs life who hasn't oh god I can't answer that question Wilson Wolf's head has been cut off stuffed and coated in steel and is on a plaque belt that as plague I think that's more of a statement about us I think so too that someone use magic to reanimate the head so we can talk that's wonderful the magic is that Pentagon line the escapist needs ripped a new hole you talk about movie Bob or both of them because that's basically all the channel is hello to my hello all my ass brown here's some money I wanted to waste on some Gillette stuff figures better spent on you keep the good work or Gillette just go for dollar shave club that's what I get when I downloaded the game really fast can I join you in this train reaction I take five minutes and I'm sorry like that was one of the I'm doing the the other other the stream labs donation specifically we we could have had a fourth person but we decided to just do us three spoilers the Xenomorph Queen is actually a mutated version of Christie Winters the aliens she pops out of a retarded male feminists like Kevin Logan Peter coffin H bomb a guy Lewis love hog and Ken Chank you go right beautiful please buy some scotch to drink the pain away from this game would you kill baby Hitler that's our last thing to respond to would you kill baby Hitler yes totally yeah there's another one what are your suggestions waiting writing a story are your suggestions on avoiding polls when writing a story planning redrafting getting people to read it and criticize it redraft it some more but definitely the planning yeah like a way to tell how much redrafts are worth it is to like go through and make note of every change you made and then at the end go oh shit I changed like fucking 40% of the scripts like may as well do it again until you go under at least like 10% that you're like okay it's getting close to finish but yeah I think what will set as important as well have someone read it and if you if a friend goes hey man you said the blah blah blah happens and like what's all this blah blah blah then you go oh fuck and then you tell them it's like oh that's all is planned and then you start scribbling it out me and Fringy have shared some writing between each other and we've both a criticized letters you seen someone behind my back oh my god man Fringy is like I mean you can't say no to a guy that tall because otherwise it's gonna stomp on you I hope you can come to America with top hats and really cool oh I I didn't realize at first that you meant top hats as the person I thought you meant like you wanted Fringy to come to America wear top hat so we got one two three four five six seven eight nine ten memes this is the first one I don't really know what to make of it um I say the why is it 32 minutes of that he said I guess the Tommy Wiseau alien I feel like one of us must have said it or something because somebody made it Aquaman is better than a post of the yes then oh this one's like so we had delivery for this one like zoom in oh that is a very odd cropping job who even are the two people I don't know I appreciate the the mean but what is this cropping what is any of it I don't suppose to be this this was attached to aliens well AVP 2010 looks better than aliens it definitely does an AVP 2010 oh yeah I mean three years before and colonial Marines hardly looks better than a ps2 game and then this is an example of another game available at the same time as colonial Marine is that crisis yeah yeah crisis three that's like the second mission that's not even remotely fair I mean that that's um that's the mission that everyone goes to because it's the most demanding on your computer so well aliens colonial Marines is the most demanding on my attention there's this an scp Jared scp 0000 aka Jared Genesis evolved from evolved form class Keeter have to be mutated with ooze in the scp lab Jared was released into the world where he was watched over by Splinter untrained oh of course right untrained with the rest of his brothers Michelangelo Leonardo Raphael and Donatello he soon sought out YouTube in order to express his inhumane ability to the punky Jay Channel abilities one day Jared combusted into a fiery inferno which unfortunately burned off Splinter's skin and left him with no left him with only his bones and burning parts of his door sometimes uh sometimes after the incident Jared drew satanic ruins on a skeleton in an attempt to bring him back from the dead as required by the ritual Jared lost his satan satity and returned for his bastard's life form little did he know the spirit of Splinter would possess the punky Jay Channel delete it and create a new Lord Genesis praise Jared ever sin ever sense scientists at SPP specifically the EFAP division have been studying his every move as he descends into madness beautiful someone pointed out Metro last light came out the same year my god that's like that's good it well it's very good then we got I get seriously what's the Tommy why so alien memes like I don't even that's the last one getting along like a house I like these adorable ones that we like cute ones I like the B one from last time yeah the B ones my like one of my favorites aside from tonal bloke that's that's always gonna be my favorite and Lance Johnson with the thank you for the great stream and that ends EFAP gaming number one which will be split into two parts I suppose it has been wonderful but it is now 2 a.m. or 3 a.m. nearly for me and we've been how long we've been going for since 8 it is fucking six and a half hours my god we spent the past six and a half hour yeah aliens colonial Murray so let us know how much you would like to see something like this again versus the responding to video stuff yourself because I mean we'll probably do another gaming thing but I don't know how often you guys would even want it or not I don't know how often we would want it that's another good point is it like all it won't always be bad games it's not always I mean in fairness it's it's hard to get this bad but yeah thank you all for the very very kind and generous donations the being here is always very amazing I can't believe we kept that many people for that long and rags more for sacrificing your sanity throughout the whole thing to beat every mission of every level of everything we have no reason to and then as for content I suppose once again rags is just put out a very long and detailed video on fallout 76 that's the link to it check it out it'll be in the description as well so for anybody who's been like where's rag do what you do with no big videos like there's this one right there do it I released a video yesterday and I think I think it was yesterday I don't even know it's all a blur the point is that I'm gonna have another video out within the week gonna be great gonna be fun more of a older school-style video but you'll like it I'll like it I'll like it it'll have a special yes oh there you go I have put a more detailed update on the patreon you guys can see it's the public but the short vision is I'm working on part 2 still it's it's it's on its way and wolf is working on his Aquaman video so you've got content available and content on the way it's all coming but other than that I suppose it's time to say goodbye everybody so thank you for watching goodbye everybody Sayonara