Hi everyone, I'm Joe for JazmiceCaseBricks.com coming at you with 2023 Fanatics Underwraps Autograph Football Jerseys. Three box, half case, random player, break number four. One spot gets you five random players each. And I guess there's a combo group right there somewhere. There's Troy Aigman, Warren Moon combo as well. Also even numbers in a half case is usually the second half of the break. But the last time we did this we grabbed loose boxes, not a fresh case, so this time you're getting a fresh case. Which is not a bad thing. Alright, now we sold those 18 spots. Thanks everyone for making that happen. So now let's two, three, four, five X that. And then you can see there's 90 spots, 90 players. Now we can grab all of your names, put them into one list right here. And then we can grab all the player's names right here. There's everybody right here. And now we can run the randomizer, put the results in the first tab. Let's roll it, randomize names and players, three and a six, nine times each. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, and nine. We've got Steve all the way down to Steve, and three and a six, nine times for the players. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, and ninth and final time. Number nine, we've got Michael Vick all the way down to my guy Charles Woodson. Alright, so I'm just going to show you the list as is. And then I'll alphabetize by your first name so you can see all of your players grouped together. I just want to get this on the recording. So if you're double checking again you can always pause the video and keep track of your players. That way if you'd like. Alright, now let's alphabetize by your first names, A to Z. Alright, so Alan, there are your players right there. Eric, there are your players right here, including some last-pot Mojo players, Brett Farve, Keenan Allen, Jonathan Taylor, Frank Targan, and Thuram Thomas. Good to see Jonathan Taylor back with the Colts and signing the deal. Eugene, there are your guys. Michael P, your players right there. I know Steve has a bunch of players here. RIP Dick Buttkiss, that would be kind of cool to hit. Another group of players right there, you got the Aikman combo. Those players right there, Tyrone, there are your players. And last but not least, William, there are your players right there. Now I'm going to pause the video just for a little bit. I'm not sure if everybody's here in the chat right now, but we're going to pause the video to see if there's any traits. And when we come back, we'll have the break, so stick around, be right back. All right, welcome back, everybody. No traits are done, so the list you saw in the previous screen remains the same. Here is the case here. I'm going to keep it on the card. Let's open this up and see how we're going to do this. I'm going to pull out three jerseys here.  One, two, three. We'll do the box on the table. Four, five, six. We'll do the three boxes still remaining in that, in there. Two, one, two, three. So we're going to do the boxes on the table. So the three boxes remaining in there will be for break five. Mark those, break five, going to be there forever. I got Sharpie on my hands. So I'm not sure if you're going to be able to see down there, but there it is. I marked the boxes number five. Anti-anitizer gets this off, maybe? It's just alcohol-based? OK. That kind of does pick it up. Now, get your thinking caps on, ladies and gentlemen, because we're going to play a little Who Am I? I'm going to give you some clues. You're going to guess who the player is inside. So we've got some little stickers right here. Cut those open. And don't Google, ladies and gentlemen. Let's just challenge yourselves. All right, you can still see this on this camera right now, on my face camera right here. I think this person has some really cool stats, I think. I think he has, yeah, he's been a national champion in college, a Super Bowl champion, and a Heisman Trophy Award winner. Played for two teams his entire career, drafted back in 1998, was an NFL defensive player of the year, NFL defensive rookie of the year, a four-team, first-team all-pro, nine-time pro bowler, two-time NFL interceptions leader, part of the NFL 2000s all decade team, Art Rooney Award winner, dimension Heisman Trophy award winner, Walter Camp, the Bronco, Nagurski Trophy, the Chug Benaric Trophy Award, the Jim Thorpe Award, big 10 player of the year, big 10 defensive player of the year, unanimous all-American, first-team all-American, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Over 1,100 tackles, 65 interceptions, 966 interception yards, 155 pass deflection, 33 force fumbles, 18 fumble recoveries, 20 sacks, 13 defensive touchdowns, college football hall of famer, pro football hall of famer, went to Michigan, that should give it away. Kevin, your first instinct was right, it is Charles Woodson. And since this is fanatics, these are fanatics, certainly, they're all officially licensed. So it's worth taking a look at. First of all, there's his autograph right there. There's his big 24 on a Michelin Nest throwback jersey, which is pretty awesome too. It even has the original retail tags are on there as well. The jersey itself is 250 bucks. All right, and I will fold these back up nicely. At the, when I'm done with this video. Who has the Charles Woodson spot? That's gonna be Steve H. There you go, Steve, congrats to you. Next one, what do they say during like, multiple choice tests, Kevin, that your first instinct is usually the right one? All right, who am I? I'm a 6'6", 220 pound quarterback. Played for one team my entire career, a pro bowler, a college football national champion, and national champion, offensive MVP, an ACC athlete of the year, player of the year, offensive player of the year, offensive rookie of the year, all in the ACC, first team all-American. I've got a career 63.5% completion percentage, 42 touchdowns to 27 interceptions, and over 9,000 passing yards and a career pass or rating of 84.5. And, is anyone gonna make a guess before I give you the obvious one here? Maybe ACC should kind of give it away. First round pick, the quarterback, quarterback 6'6", 220 pound quarterbacks.  First round, number one overall pick out of Clemson. No, nobody? Clemson quarterbacks drafted first overall in 2021 by the Jacksonville Jaguars. There we go, David, Trevor Lawrence. These also have little player cards in there as well. Nice, so there's Trevor Lawrence. Good use of the canvas, big autograph, big, bold auto. We've got the Fanatics authentication stickers and everything right there. And he's got the Jaguars logo up front. The NFL shield is really cool. The original Nike Jersey tags. Jersey itself is 140 bucks. It's pretty sweet, right? You've got the number on the shoulder. The teal trim is really nice. And that is Steve H, again, with Trevor Lawrence. So you've got the Trevor Lawrence. You've got the Charles Woodson. And the third and final box, the next three box break in the store. Ladies and gentlemen, if you want to check that out, jazpiececasebreaks.com. We play Who Am I. We can see some nice authentic jerseys. Officially licensed jerseys are always awesome to see. And the great Trecle is too. Yeah, we'll see. He's got a lot of spots in this. I think he was hoping to go three for three. We'll find out. Wait for the clues. Try not to Google. Am I retired? I think I might be a recently retired running back. Or maybe just not signed. Six foot 228 running back. First round pick, career 4,478 rushing yards, 34 rushing touchdowns, 312 receptions, 2,219 receiving yards, and seven receiving touchdowns. A Super Bowl champion, the consensus all American back in college and first team all SEC. Played for two teams my entire career. Went to LSE. Kevin, how do you get that so fast, Kevin? What gave that away? Ran a 4-5-40 plate for the Jaguars, then with the Buccaneers for a couple seasons. Kevin got it. And it's Leonard Fournet. I guess he was released by the Buccaneers back in March of 2023 and has not hooked up with another team just yet. I don't know if he's officially retired, but he was in the other cases while you remember the clues. And I see the Buccaneers colors are really sharp. There's his autograph. There's the fanatic sticker right there. There's Fournet. Nice. You got the Nike swoosh on the sleeve, the pirate ship, the logo, Buccaneers. You got the original retail tags on here as well. Nice. And that is Allen Matsui with the Leonard Fournet. So Steve almost went, well, Steve went two for three. That's not a bad day. Allen, you got one of these as well. There you go, gang. I'm Joe for jaspyscasebreaks.com. Thanks for watching. Thanks for breaking with us. Thanks for playing. I'll see you next time for the next Jersey Break. Bye-bye.


Everyone seems to be ready. Well, at least we are. We don't currently have drinks, but hopefully this will change Japanese is quite a tradition. We don't Get an introduction there for though if you don't know what it is It's just a surprise All right, here we have the game field wonderful Yeah, the people there are putting up a great show Just robotics hack a jeopardy. Everything seems brilliant up wish you all A lot of fun Wonderful jeopardy music if you want don't want to miss it, please switch over to the German normal channel now We won't sing for you. I'm very sorry But the tension is definitely building up Oh Is the audience is celebrating some music if you're missing out on this it's your bet Know the music now, maybe we should stop it. Oh My goodness. We have beer rejoice with beer. Okay, but actually the show is starting now our drinks have arrived I Don't want to say that we're never going to do this again at least not in this building Which of you has never been to hack a jeopardy, oh wow Who of you doesn't know the rules Okay, yeah, that's not that many So well just very briefly they're going to be some answers and we're looking for the questions to these answers Now we're looking for some candidates Candidates should have a look at the categories. We're playing this round They're It's basically it's pieces of code that just forever film floppy codes, which where we Play famous music with the floppy disk from of more or less one-on-programs Sections of man pages we want to know which man page Okay If you'd like to play you should catch one of the balloons and come to the stage Does no one want to play oh we've got a first volunteer There's a first candidate wonderful and there's still balloons going around Does someone want to play? Who has the blue balloon okay? There's someone with a blue balloon heading up to the stage wonderful Bring in two players are here with their balloons There's still there's still a green balloon going around and there was our orange one just a slot Apparently it's going to be quite difficult so no pressure. No, but the first one won't be too bad apparently Okay, so there's the orange balloon coming up I Can't just imagine all the health and safety forms had to fill in for all these balloons The prices are wonderful prices you can win This last radio The ants Repaired from the broken parts box. That's one of the prizes is it? Oh So if you lose you get this one Push the button and say your name. Oh gosh, can you listen to the names and Mm-hmm Push the button, please Getting a nice round of introduction see him It's correct, it's Christian I think oh So Mike He is Philip his name is Philip. Yes, I know my two you have to just lay down people listening to the translation Don't yes, I realized his name is Philip so it's mine and player for player for wonderful I think actually the names should be going on the Presentation oh, yeah Christian Philip and player for if you haven't seen jeopardy all right Remember to phrase your answer as a question I'm too fast. Oh, they're looking for a random number generator Random number is for For can pick a category and Pick a Pick a score and numbers above 300 200 Did you choose a category Okay, there is There is matter arriving on stage versus which is wonderful. I'm quite jealous actually It's leaving the stage again. Oh gosh. I'm not jealous anymore I'm sorry matter was there for a short time it now left Have to push it Basic bytes three ready also three eight nine one one It's just a 200 What is basic the question was what is basic? No, the question is where is this prompt from so what what program starts with this prompt? But the answer which has to be first as a question is what is basic? Oh Anyone else No one else It counts it has to count now It counts for zero pounds push again, please It's zero points Someone can continue Man for 200 please I just a number of miles after which so far system will be checked. What is tuna fairs? That's correct Are you sure in tuna fairs? Oh, I'm sorry Anyone look at that, please. All right, they're counting it Corax for 200 please Oh, that looks like an what is it like a regular antenna cable isn't it what what's an antenna cable look like It fits the radio, please What is smr, okay It's not bingo you don't have to have a line I Listen music playing What is Tetris? Oh, and this is correct This one did he did get it correct Floppy for 100 please listen What is space invaders The audience is booing Even with my limited Star Wars knowledge that was not space invaders. Yes What is Star Wars? It's Imperial March For 100 we have to let it pass. Yeah Space Give minus points for space invaders. You definitely should A film court 200 please What is supersize me? Yes, what is supersize me? Whoa, that's not correct Film code 400 please What is true story? No Is it it's not Groundhog Day is it? What is oh the infinite story story It's wrong anyhow Do you want to continue lobby for 400 listen? I'm not going to sing this poor floppy drive. Can you imagine? Can you please answer this question? I like it. I like to listen to this. So let's just continue listening to this That's the sound of a floppy drive in agony there. Does the audience know so audience did raise their hands I didn't get what the audience said. Did you get it? No idea? So audience said something I Told you the things from your youth. No one knows that anymore, but well So, what's the next one for what about for our player for right Film court for 300, please. Oh Hang on hang on What is 300? Yes, that's correct Someone's very quick on his hazard hexadecimals there. Let me film codes for 100 Star Trek Film court for 500, please player for what is 7 that's correct Well now you have to go to the other categories Prompt 400 oh that's Python that is Python What I knew something Well, we can give tips at 300 f-disk was a guess is it not Python did it? Yes You were correct. I didn't know who from the audience got it Floppy for 300 listen, what is ghostbusters? What is the music for ghostbusters floppy 500 Listen That was the wrong one, you know, what's the Swiss Germans are they singing? What is the music for the great Janet sisters? No idea. I'm not correct anyhow It was Quite dangerous. I know I definitely know this music. I don't know what really I'm just realizing that I'm just I'm just revealing my embarrassing lack of popular No one popular culture here. No one of the contendants knows At least I recognize it I shouldn't shout in the microphone. I was told not to shout into the microphone It's a good one, right He did choose 100 who did choose 100 If everyone is shouting I have no idea what's going on someone is saying one What is LS what is LS What is the main page for CP what's the man page for LS What is the main page for us and my colleague definitely got it This is my one man pages for 300 Got one double one what is netcap Yes, that's correct Now find the double one find the double jeopardy still looking for double jeopardy here You can double the points on the Category but not your own ones So prompts for 300 Yeah, we found it. Oh, he's he's going all in what program could this be Other than contestants They weren't sure if there was, you know, if you pointed a few played decimal places missing with the version number Probably they're probably what is set as and They also do this kind of numbers Latte and this is correct. Oh Oh God we're having a geek fight on stage here That is only a package for this We were told but they are being quite generous. So Is it counting? I think it I'm having prompts 400 Oh This is from before lowercase letters were invented. Yeah, that makes sense The question was does this always shout What is a Lisa Eliza Someone has never heard this I haven't either Man pages for 400, please Man pages 400 Oh What is SSH minus keyed Jen Could be what is SSH keyed Jen that would be my guests my baro singers There were some guesses on stage. I didn't get them properly Oh, is it PGP or GPG I was But why Oh, they fixed the slides GPG yes naturally because you can revoke your or encryption certificates 500 and that's it with the man pages What is firefox How's an easy one prompt 500 What is my is my skill God yes, it wasn't that hard was it And now you have to go to the last category For 300, please This is no longer SMR yes So audience says it's some kind of thing Do you do you not have Wi-Fi cables at home Wi-Fi cables, definitely That's a random number generator does choose 100 Christian, please choose 100 What's a BNT plug They offered him a choice between pests and cholera of the black death and cholera And he did always going all in and it was a double one. So he went all in definitely What is it? Do you have a guess? What is reverse as m a and yeah, that's correct This is the nasty antenna you put on your radio. Yes, who thought of that And we are going to the last question What's a terrible idea? We don't let this pass apparently it's not counting We can clear this up. There's an audience now. It's a bit naughty FMI right What's FMI stand for that's a good question For mobile equipment apparently Used to be quite popular Yeah used to be used in mobile equipment as a first as a clear winner Winners Petschke So Petschke Keep ready for the finale There's chunk and you get a wonderful t-shirt from Digital Courage You can exchange it for another one if you want another one what size you have M kind of I don't know We have everything or we also have M wonderful and the balloons are going back to the audience And the next categories are Buttons and links here and there's buttons and stuff for the other ones I think we deserve a prize up here as well If you get it correct, yeah, but I did get some correct I got Python faster than anyone else so there are Picture Oh, yeah, we're looking for experts. I don't grab some balloons before you know what it's about What is the second one? Hello? I'm not sure The most difficult category is DNS a sec apparently unsolvable, but they put in anyway Current models apparently For More experts say I'm looking for more experts so also More experts. Let's come My So please say your name Loud into the microphone.  It should read Jesus Klein's pony. Does it? Where's the pony I don't I don't see a pony We need more ponies Status code not enough pony Audience our personal audience left The personal audience Yes, she's in such a long name in order to crash the software. That's that's my gosh. I didn't get the other names All right, so the other name is Lord Helmut the software is able to do JPEGs for the first time He is asking for the why Oh, no, no, we have I'm Jesus Klein's pony I'm a sweet little pony and the last one is I'm waiting for it to be Yeah, he has a pretty unique way. I think it's a reference to Lord Helmut from Push the button from space balls ASF X one two three And that is my password He stopped was F Okay, there are some pictures in category one category two you have to listen to some audio DNS sec is something to All right, so the random number generator chooses for it always chooses for apparently so I can choose one Yeah, if if if you want to get for the double jeopardy go for the lower ones Something for 200 Hello speak string art System dot out dot PR. I anti Ellen. Oh gosh.  Yeah, because it's a public static void main and so on. Yeah. Yeah Hello speak 300 Numbers include something dot age and see what is hello world in C? Oh The number is the is the hash sign The world program Romeo a young man with a No, that programming language you write everything in the form of a Shakespeare Shakespeare Shakespeare Shakespeare Shakespeare and he apparently got it Don't ask me why I know that What is this?  Yeah Also pictures again for 400 and it's a double jeopardy. Wow He's going all in he's going for broke our ace of keys keys of ace We are not allowed to help was double we are well we are yeah, but I'm also translating, you know I'm doing turns the translation.  It's not really We want to put something in for key card So, okay, it's it's what is wrong? No, it's not what is keep us, but It's about keys. There's no pass Well, there's a key But it's it's about a peak. It's not a peak. Oh, okay It's a key So apparently he got keep pass by rearranging the letters of peak us which is the German name for ace of spades That's what a good way to go for it What is the ass key And again asses ace and I think they got some point For 300 What is the way to plausibly deny that a name exists in DNS sec Yeah, okay, we're going to accept this And we're staying in the same category we're taking DNS X for 400 is a record for saving TLS keys What is a TSA record and that is correct? And for 500 it's just going all in on this category You got lucky it's not a double trap, but he We don't want to say too much It goes to the audience. There's some some people raising their head. There's one Yeah, everyone in the audience looks puzzled right now And everyone is pointing at this one person raising their head Looks like we have a DNS sec developing the audience It's the open PGP Key record and apparently the guy from the audience has just won something here well he was only one so apparently it's a way to Publish PGP keys in a safe way We need a random number generator What It's a random We want to know the name of the owner of this must be James Bond I didn't have a magnifying glass It's not the flash thing from men in black Sure, if you got it from what did I just say James Bond watch obviously I Did push which James Bond was it the one from the 19th as name from the owner Would have been enough. We didn't look for the actor or the actual picture, but I think we are definitely winning here Yeah, I'm yeah, I'm in the lead here The pony is choosing again Then again, we don't have to have stage fright. That's our advantage It's just read 1989 1989 The wall fell but it wasn't the Hexen it was other people as well Wasn't only the Hexen they were of course involved wasn't really that long ago You can just guess it When did Grace Hopper die When did Grace Hopper die that's the context here So they were founded at 90 in 1989 It's a six C3. They were founded there. There was a random Random number generators choosing for Player number four, I think it's ASDF So Hexen again for 100 What is what is the Hexer? So what is a witch? Well, yeah, the German word for which so it's a play of words So someone is continuing something else the pictures for 200 I think They don't recognize food Don't get confused by that glass of jam right there. Well, it's it's not even jam. It's not it's not marmalade What is jamming I Think the hint was for bread Yeah, one of the things you see here is actually a slice of bread Yeah, and they hint given by the Game masters is bread. We have My colleagues is what is mandelbrot mandelbrot Does this have an English translation? Mandelbrot is the actually the last name of the guy who Discovered these mathematical sets Yeah, I know what Mandelbrot is almond bread. I think it's a Jewish name. Oh The record to anchor keys in subs zones, what is the purpose of a DS record and that is correct NSS for 200 The DNS bit that whose purposes to to mark Results that have been Received correctly or signed correctly rather Okay, who in the audience knows that Five years ago Kaminsky said you all have to have a look at this but apparently no one was listening Okay, it's the ad bit the authenticated data bit Oh There's a random number generator again chooses for Smartwatches for 200. All right smartwatches for 200 This is something I had as a kid and no one knows it Let me guess this is probably night writer Michael Knight Maybe I have no idea. I'm too young for this. I'm out There are hints It's a remote controlled car.  We can't continue. We just have to reboot for one Think we'll take the opportunity to get another beer Brilliant, right, and I think I'm gonna hand this over to Okay, I'm translating because I'm not having beer Oh, we've have some injuries in the audience interesting. Yeah Quite glad the scores didn't get lost But I don't think they have free booted yet, but I don't know Can please have the music so We have a picture now The tools I'm just Going to repair it very quickly. Oh the picture actually is a live stream from the stage There's a camera some gentle work with the crowbar there He doesn't know what kind of shitty hardware Yeah Trying to use this opportunity to explain how microcontrollers worked in There are wires there that's the main point. Oh it worked like for once he's Just have to scare the electronics into working Who did a win and who is going to continue Play it to carry on picture 300 Oh, this is about electricity What a parallel universe is Well, if you get exact this they are two parallel universes but we Give out this point There's your past behind me wonderful. What is reddit was it what is reddit? Oh, yeah, it has to be what is reddit Smartwatches for 500 It's not really a smart watch it looks really smart though. It looks smart. All right, my watch looks smart It I don't think it could do things that's ever watch good, but it does display the time though. Yeah Yeah, actually, I'm having problems just playing my time because my Apple watch exactly. I mean I battery We've got two Apple watches in there essentially useless if the battery runs out and or if you somehow But did we get an answer? I'm sorry. I missed it. It isn't smart. It's not a smart watch and I didn't get what the answer was No, it's not NSA randomness. It's xkcd randomness But it was suggested The audience always saying for is inspired by the NSA. No, it's inspired by xkcd. Oh Yes, a very nice Innovative forward-looking watch there from the 30s. We have a smart watch is 400 It's not Superman It's obviously from the realm of comic books. Yes, well done Big question marks in the eyes of the audience there Yeah Please remember big Tracy Obviously it's Dick Tracy I'm not crying out loud So people on stage are Smartwatch is something who's in specter Gadget and now we just have hex left. That's so typical 300 very enthusiastic there Rena tangents and Barbara turns There's something you can you can just guess probably No one wants to take the risk, but As a people without points can just take it the founders The founders of the hex that was pretty low-hanging. Yeah Hexen 400 it just says 1793 How many members does the hex how many members do they have? We are plotting your guess it's it's a year Oh When did someone do something really great? No, it's not it wasn't a really important Happening with Hexen Adel lovely. No, not 1793. Well, we just Learned that they were founded in 1989 was it? so This was Which was Was it the last which burnings? So it's hex and 500 I guess and it says The print driver hackers It doesn't work at English, I'm sorry There's a question referencing a movie here. It sounds like a dodgy movie there But apparently it's still available for downloaded Vimeo unless it's faked That's what the documentation with the next It was a documentary. What is a documentary on the first case communication congress, but no It was not the first one, but the seventh one, but no Who is Val Holland is correct, but it doesn't match the movie What is the movie? They actually gave him the answer Be an acceptable answer So audience wants to have it counted The audience wants to count it, but it's not going to change the outcome Didn't even get him out of negative points It was the first movie the first project the hex and did People are trying to explain a novel man I'm trying to explain to women what printer drivers actually how they work So their flicks has won and Is going to the finale and the rest is Getting buttons and stuff Is So there's a t-shirt going out again and of course you can go to the place of digital Corash and change your t-shirts It's the third round code movies, which you might know from the first round, but we're doing the same again Films represented by code Tools some hacker codes described by some weird, you know in text Are all the balloons already flying There's this wooden box to be born all Alternatively this radio and some lovely other stuff a lockpicking set Formats where you guessed the format is it file formats Options of you know rather obscure options to programs you might know, but the options we wouldn't Okay, and then lemon lemon term didn't catch that one. I'm sorry So we might not actually need to go to overtime we'll see That's nice. I actually would like to go to bed some point Exactly, it's not a problem if you make it to the lounge more, you know more quickly doing the names again player one is Eloy And Golf Oscar Mike blue and blue Okay All right, I'm sitting here in the translator booth with Bobby tables apparently little Bobby tables have finally met him option And oh, yeah Lemmas it's just normal jeopardy question or jeopardy answers apparently something like you know, what is it? How we'll see It's a lame I know Yeah Oh, that's some some That's a masterful trolling going on because the plural of lemmas or lemma should be lemmata in German But apparently lemmas allow by these days Yeah, according to the dictionary dictionary narrios Having code movies to 200 what is the matrix? What is the matrix? Yeah, we don't really need to translate that What I Was it round talk day? Yes. I was guessing that earlier, but that was the infinite story A never ending story or never ending story is that it? What is ground talk day? Great movie by the way. It was a bill Murray and a McDowell And I forget the rest. I don't know but it's on Netflix. It is cool. All right formats for 300 It's double jeopardy jeopardy, which is kind of lame sir early in the game. Oh, all right. What is it? It's not Oh, he said it's Jason. No Formats for 400 What is Yammel no, what is Yammel? I Didn't quite get that But it's up I guess it's incorrect So for anyone who's not able to read German says computer games and then it says a vendor ID software titled doom Vendor apogee software titled Duke Nukem Who can expand it from the audience? Yeah, come on Probably no Ruby developers on the stage there. What did you say? It's a Ruby. It was Yammel So it was brought into fame by Ruby. All right, I think Yet another markup language. It looks like a few people knew it Oh, yes, yes, yes, it's it now stands for Yammel ain't markup language Right, it's up to the random generator again Yeah, the NSA just invaded random Don't blame the random generator Classic port scanner with ST for a simple TCP scan and what was the answer? What is N-Map N-Map? Used to use the sniff in a static way not only your local network and this is of course ethereal I'm doing all the tools now and again a double jeopardy Ah His author was fed up with everyone recommending him that lame Z Z map The map or Z map Depends on let's not have the debate What did we just have N-Map? Yeah, it's not it's not an map Is there something like Y-Map or X-Map? Obviously mask scan is The random generators are winning this round The generator is winning. Yeah, we're having lemmas finally. I'm A project founded on January 15, what is Wikipedia to create an online? Yeah, it's obviously it's Wikipedia and online Encyclopedia and different languages found in 2001 really is that old is out Wow All right, it's options for 200 Right now the contestants are challenging the ruling on the field. I see a red flag Hmm Just look at how comfortable those tools are. Yeah changing the scores manually masterful G GUI there Lemmas for 200 Saving data in remote data center, but also using executing programs What is the cloud? What is cloud computing? All right? We used to call that a server now. It's called a cloud Basically in someone else's computer. That's what it means. No, no, it's a white fluffy cloud Hey, I'm storing my data on someone else's computer. No, I'm storing it in the cloud How do you get the hell pain of sort the man page of the sort utility? the It's not that though Alright the The H flag is related to the H flag and many other commands like therefore do you what sorts in a human readable way? And what does it do when you're using sort? What is the difference between that and the regular sort? Well, it sorts the human readable output of other commands So it understands things like one M for one megabyte or one G or something like that. That is the important thing All right, we're going to allow this Code movies for 500 I actually like that category What is a memento I have never seen that movie I haven't even heard of that movie I have heard of it. I've never seen it. What is that is that must be oh what is inception? Yes We were first I want to stress that part. We need a buzzer up here. Yeah, we need a buzzer up here Is anyone in the audience listening to us bring us a buzzer? Oh Format I like formats Okay, I just stopped liking formats What is PHP yes Not PHP Oh no It's not PHP this is This is this girl. I've never this could actually be no, it's not Python. It's a Python. It might be might it be pearl I've never coded in pearl No, no, no, no, no to not enough weird emojis for being pearl It's not Python Python doesn't have So it's definitely not Python. Yeah, I thought it was PHP but I'm not sure about Ruby It was a day to dump off pearl. Wow. Wow. I'm on a roll as much to readable for for pearl Yeah Options for 100 It's already my time stamp if I'm not mistaken Apparently does what it sounds like yeah Oh, that's right. We have to give it in the form of a question. Exactly.  Is that is that correct? How? How do you list the contents of a direction he saw directly sorted by time stamp? Yeah, that's the politically correct way to put it It's probably completely wrong Well, you said it does what it seems to do so no, it's not that's not oh it does. Okay. It does sort by time Oh as simple as that No, does it sort now? I think it displays the time doesn't sort it might sort according to time I'm not entirely sure someone give me a UNIX machine Options with 300 We meant to to make that easier, but okay Yeah, the the last last character is actually a lowercase l and this is something you might use when you're using BSD But Looks like the path is missing there should be a path somewhere there Doesn't necessarily have to be at the end Well, yes, it has to be at the end Does anyone in the audience know what this does? What what does this do all right? It's looking for dead simlings So it only works with death ones. That's simply because otherwise apparently would follow the simlings This one was tough Options for 400 Ersing minus s You can actually use this All right, everyone who knows this raise your hands there are very few hands in the audience Counting one There's one There are a couple. Um, there was also one over there. Yeah, maybe a handful of hands The music just stopped and still no one knows All right, this is this is treating sparse files correctly so that they are still sparse files at the target directory What does a random number generator say it still stays is for The random number generator says a lot of something for formats 200 Yeah, this is CSV We got it I got it first But I did not put it in the form of a question. So I'll give them that yeah You have to remember questions and formats 100 400 What is html and this is definitely this must be xml. This is Yeah, the games tag does not exist in in plain html. Please remember the questions. What is XML? So you're laughing about it and actually it's firefox. Yeah firefox has an Easter egg So when it parses that html file, it'll bring up doom What is He's going for XML now Just ask what we want to hear isn't every file format just a bastard child of XML Kind of yes, yeah, but you'd still have to get some correct one apparently. Oh, yeah, they're very specific tonight Broke an XML would have this cat uses GPOs in order to reverse hash I Just said the specific variant that uses GPUs is that open jail What is hash cat in connection with open jail Are we gonna accept this? Yeah, I guess we can accept this All right, it's it's it's OGL hash cat Code movies for 100, please what is avatar? Yeah, in my opinion a completely overrated movie Yeah, but that's pretty much everything that movies got going for it a method to solve problems in the areas of Of it what is good for G game theory, etc. Etc. Etc Reading takes longer than answering and translation takes even longer than the reading a close What are gated communities? Should we bother to translate this these guys are fast I Apparently that With housing areas the heck said yeah, it was Again dns a jb proof concept in order to walk through dnsx zones despite hashing Are we are not going to do this next year so we are not looking at What is he saying they're not going to do this next year. Yeah, this is gonna be the last hacker jeopardy. I don't know I Think I read something Can you ask him if it's the last all right if anyone's hearing us is this the last hacker jeopardy? Just write us on Twitter. Hashtag c3t Again need a random number and it's choosing for Lemmas for 500 In your personal translate faster. Yeah, this I'm not even I'm not gonna try to translate this because I know This is just gonna disappear big before I'm done The last one please change mod dash see All right, I can just Give a tip to the Person in place number two. Just take a guess take a wild guess here to the runner up Much creativity How do you change the authorities on fire? I'm not in general does this but what is minus C doing here Yeah, this is the question. No, it's answer. Well, anyhow the question is Okay, apparently no one knows this and neither does this interpreter All right, apparently this influences the return code of the change mod program so that you can use in scripts And you can evaluate the return code in order to well do something else in the script So the one who was in front did push the button and lost points. So another one one So he a classic fail No more balloons, but yeah, and it looks like they're they're we are heading up for the finale Yeah, the balloons are just going through the audience anyhow Just have fun playing Yeah, it looks to me they kind of streamed out the process because I remember last year at this time We were just finished with round one Yeah, maybe the program isn't failing is that much anymore I'm suddenly wearing a headset. Hello Do give us feedback do give us Something on Twitter. We would like to hear from you and also give something to the guys in the next booth. So Just write us hashtag C3 T or write directly to C3 lingo Oh, there's a citizen for DVD for forever who's in fourth place We're using this time for Sam saying Aluminium there's no tinfoil burger yet tinfoil burger Okay, there's someone in a tinfoil Boca. Well, it's not tinfoil. I don't destroy the illusion. I'm not sure what I think about this. I Actually feel quite weird about it In For Boca as you know at well in the past year. Yeah Eating as healthy as well. Oh eating is good for you. Yeah Several person can we just call this person several persons? So the names of the candidates are already there. We are going to the categories which are sec TLA Acronyms the other three letter acronyms with four letters three letter action acronyms from Security BND That's one of these experts on space matters and stuff No, it's a German secret agency It's about things that weren't that secure anymore in recent times Bash no, it's a it's not about bashing stuff. It's about the shell and strings on the shell We're wondering what they do. Oh actually missus. There's a question. Oh Translated, please at the last one is ports. It's on the ports that you know default ports at certain programs use and it's Bit obscure what the ports themselves aren't obscure, but they're going to be described in an obscure way And so you know what you're playing for.  This box contains a 3d printer as the main prize. Oh, wow No way three printers and style now, but actually when they were talking about the category Which is weak I was I thought they were still talking about BND. So the German secret agency I kind of missed that they changed category. It's in use 3d printer which they are giving away. It still works. It's a first 3d printer on which It's a piece of 3d printing history there because it was the first 3d printer to print a key Like does I mean an actual key to open the door? Yes, I think it's an actual door opening key. Oh Oh and the radius already flashed with the firmware that you can download so If you haven't updated your firmware yet, but you can You can flash the new firmware and you can do stuff with the lights in the lounge downstairs. I'm There's a very lovely Table in the heck heckerspace downstairs. You can go there and patch your radio You should definitely do if you have a radio, but there are not a lot of radios Here because they are very limited. So this is actually a great opportunity to get this well patched up radio right now on stage The silver person is going to start BND 100 What What has its What's located in Where's the main office close to Munich? Where's them? Yeah, where's the BND headquarters, but the question has to match the answer Yeah, no it does So if you are getting worse as even if it was wrong the first one counts So the Technique girl person is changing the points somehow sophisticated editing This is a person again chooses some Category BND 200 Pops do a question whether answer matches Well, that was a question matches the answer What what was missing where what did get lost when they Rebuild the main office in Berlin. It was a tabs BND 300 a place where What's what is space? It's a place where according to BND lost enterprise They always go up to space if they want to listen to us So you get money for But you can work. Yeah, you can you can write it into your tax deduction. Yeah For 300 I think What's grub two bootloader that doesn't care about backspaces and you can choose a question again Ports 300 Ports 300. Oh a protocol was the difference for the Encrypted part what is HPP? Yes Ports for 200 please a Protocol that I could say I have police What is pop 3 it's port 101 no 1 1 1 0 1 1 0 Or we have to translate the port numbers BND 400 Organization g land what was Yeah What was the previous I mean, yeah, what was the BND before it became the BND But surely they were all honest men back then Yeah, they were De-nautified BND for 500 this operation Was This operation and Frankfurt telephones and internet were They were being tapped For the NSA as well What was Iconi and this is of course correct Bash 300 please. I'm quite excited for the category not anymore X equals events dot CCC dot the echo dollar what I've no idea So we're looking for the return value of this what what does this do? What hmm So I'm already phrasing questions for the participants The double hash makes the operation greedy What is Germany? Oh, again, I shouldn't shout into the microphone. I'm sorry What is DE Without a dot I've no idea what's happening there What is Germany was a question which apparently got the points? Secti is like TLA for something Some points are going out Does anyone have seen this What is this HTTPS I'm pretty sure it's just random characters on the screen on the screen right now But maybe if there's an if there's a replacement for HTTP that's secure, maybe we should use that one. Yeah It's a header you can set There is no no question coming from the contestants and everyone in the audience is raising their hands now everyone The HTTP strict transport security of course Apparently The random number generator is Goes for Netflix. There is no random number generator being used anymore. This is not fair part for 100 The preferred remote admin protocol of the Illuminati, but sadly Don't get the question Was Chalnet apparently What is a what's a football Okay, bash for 200 What does this do It's very useful apparently We're redirecting something here, but what Hmm This doesn't count I think it's putting something into the background, but why would you do that? I'm What what is a redirects all standard outputs? Usually it does it but well actually it doesn't it's getting more complicated According to second strong and if sex says so then it has to be true He pretty much gave it away though, so just press again and How do you redirect oh standard out and standard How do you redirect both of those your file? Jeopardy is educating What is open SSL Okay, that was only the 100 question Yeah So 200 the others can take part two Relatively new thing here you should be able to you should know this Well, they're actually so busy with Congress preparations that what is a very stupid idea in print F Yeah Well depends on how many parameters you give that a little few tips we Had things that you have to put to port 22 and there was a the gripping for a certain string and then you have to know that There is a space character After the the parenthesis, but we're not going to give you any passwords, of course How who knows this yes, this is the backdoor password in screen Which currently Due to current news in the hack center is still useful about 500 machines on the internet. That's yesterday's State of things I Was told we had to check this out with all those hackers whether that's true So well, we need even more randomness and The random things as aluminium burka tinfoil burka Okay Sec tla 100 tls. What is transport layer security? Yeah, that's correct Yeah, you can give me plus but not too much, please sec tla 200 What is the secure socket layer? Too simple here. No one's using that anymore. Hopefully We 400 this shock allowed command-excused by environment Sec tla 400 HPK P What could this abbreviation stand for if you don't know H STS You just like the man in the middle so much. Don't use a nice man in the middle Why should to be doing anything to him? Slush, but that's not making it any better who in his audience knows this Well, there's still hope a lot of people in the audience raising the hands It's a public key pilling It's a little dangerous if you use it for the first time, but you should think about it So the random number generator is choosing Hedgeki Bash for 400 What is the output for that? All of you should know the question is who's fastest That's quite embarrassing One plus two or three now those that haven't got it yet. This seems to be binary What is 42 Question about life universe and everything the question about life universe and everything so what's Universes broken ports for 500 was it Hello, Boca, yes, so it's for Boca double jeopardy again, so Was a finale you can choose Whatever you want to so it's about Continuous was 500 CSP What is the protocol with which you verify whether a certificate has expired? Actually, we would have accepted this questioning if it at least had been right But it's not the protocol with which you ask whether the certificate has expired because that's what's in the certificate itself You don't need to don't need a protocol for that whether it's revoked Whether it's revoked. Yes. We're correcting after the solution. That's a bit unfair Well, if they are revoked they are expired.  What is terrible? What what what sucks? What is slow? What is the privacy leak if you don't you're stapling all those kinds of things? But no that question was wrong, so we'll have to close it because we've solved it We give me a solution. Well, we did Well, you have to expand it You don't like to expand the acronym. What is the online certificate status protocol? Yes Very good Why not in the first go? It was it was a close jeopardy So if you don't play for one year, you just forget about the rules who is allowed to continue it No, bash is allowed to continue Bash for no not bashes. Well, yeah, no, it's a category bash 400 What could this output? Surely the word complicated would have to come up in the question. What builds a list How do you bypass seq? How do you bypass sec? Okay, but 100 to 500 or how do you Output a list of jeopardy question values that would have worked but it's been a bonus Ports 400, please There's a protocol with with where the difference to the encrypted port is 850 So you can estimate the high port has to be what's I'm up One four three plus eight hundred and fifty is nine nine three so team for the burger can continue Protocol for which for for the port you have to Have to add the pop three port four times to arrive at the encrypted port FTP is bound to be FTP Oh smtp. All right. Yes 25 and four six five So only one question remains Double deputy 100 Do we accept this now Are you sure you could win but Of course The audience will beat you out of the room for this. We cannot guarantee you the security I'll take that risk A library which in january did not just sort hosts by name but also Yielded overflows The library does things other things too. That's not the only purpose of the library. That's reassuring I didn't know why I was only risking 100 What It wasn't what is wrong Questions open to everyone now I don't know if there's a chance you might reach second place And this is about the radio or lock picking sets node and red lock picking a sec set Because surely what tinfoil burger is going to take You risk 100 This is fat shaming There was a suggestion that whatever tinfoil hat would choose would suit Is her body weight Is right There Thank you And we we're throwing stuff out here What's the lip nss which is part of of gdpc. Yes, that's right Go and get your stickers We have a clear close winner So close winner the cowardish tinfoil burger and an applause for all candidates and Tinfoil burger what everyone would like to know would you like the radio or the 3d printer as a main prize? I have a radio so i'll take this 3d printer, which is very nice 3d printer Do you have a hacker space that will make good use of it? Yes So we would like to know that it's going to be in good hands First one that we put together in months So if anyone wants to like to do hacker jeopardy is tinfoil hat going to defend their title There is no Hacker jeopardy next year the year after we will be ready to be convinced But every year hacker jeopardy every year would be kind of sad and and the numbers audience numbers are on the decline So in two years, maybe next year will surprise you just a bit of a change. So tinfoil burger. Thank you And second place, uh, what's your prize? Radio would be great, wouldn't it you don't have one I couldn't get to the camp. Oh great someone who hasn't got a radio is winning the radio They are becoming rare You have to go to the lounge now and then switch the lounge light on I heard that there's chunk there. So yeah And then flicks would you like the lockpicking set or the snowden film citizen fall lockpicking set please Which leaves the snowden movie for fourth place With negative points I knew I this wasn't my place Very nice movie you can't watch it often enough Okay, thanks. We hope that you've enjoyed this Have a nice last day of the congress


So what about the addition and subtraction of mixed numbers? For example, let's take 8 and 2 thirds plus 12 and 4 fifths. So the important thing to remember is that a mixed number is the sum of a whole number and a proper fraction. And so 8 and 2 thirds is really the same as 8 plus 2 thirds, and 12 and 4 fifths is the same as 12 plus 4 fifths. Now since we're adding, and the order of an addition doesn't matter, what we can do is we can add the whole number parts. 8 plus 12 is 20. Next, we'll add the fractional parts, 2 thirds plus 4 fifths. Because their denominators are different, we have to get them to have the same denominator, and a common denominator is the product 3 times 5. So we'll transform 2 thirds and 4 fifths into fractions with denominators of 3 times 5. So we get fractions with numerators 10 and 12, so we'll add them, and we get a sum 2 thirds plus 3 fifths is 22 over 3 times 5, which we might try to reduce. But since 22 has no factors in common with 3 or 5, we'll multiply the denominator to get our sum 22 fifteenths. And so our fractional parts add together to get 22 fifteenths, and our answer 20 plus 22 fifteenths. Now there's nothing wrong with the answer 20 plus 22 fifteenths, but here's a useful rule for success in life and in mathematics. Answer questions in the same language they're asked in using the same dialect. So if you're asked a question in a natural language, What price should we charge for a cup of coffee to maximize profit? You should answer the question in the same language with the same dialect. So a good answer, We should charge $200 per cup. But a bad answer, 2 ton for a cup of Gov. And another bad answer, X is equal to 2. So here the thing to note is that we were given mixed numbers, and since we were given mixed numbers, we should present the answer as a mixed number. And so 22 fifteenths, well that's really 15 fifteenths and 7 fifteenths. But 15 fifteenths, well that's a whole cake, plus 7 fifteenths. Equals means replaceable, so 22 fifteenths is 1 plus 7 fifteenths, so we'll replace. We now have a sum of whole numbers, which we can do. We have a whole number plus a fraction, which we can write as a mixed number, 21 and 7 fifteenths. What about 12 minus 5 eighths? Well there's two ways we can do this. We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way. Let's do the hard way first. Because we're subtracting an eighth, we need to express 12 in terms of eighths, so we note two things. First of all, for any number, a once is equal to a. And so that means 12 is 12 once. Now, we want this fraction to have a denominator of 8, so it's missing a factor of 8, so we'll supply it. And we'll multiply that out. And so 12 is 96 eighths. We're subtracting 5 eighths, and so we have 91 eighths. Now, 91 eighths is not a bad answer, but remember we want to answer questions in the same language they're asked in using the same dialect. And so here we're given a problem involving a whole number and a proper fraction, which means that we should write our answer in terms of a whole number and a proper fraction. In other words, we need to write our answer as a mixed number. Now, in order to do that, we have to go back to our mixed number theorem. Let a divided by b equals q with remainder r. Then a b is q and r b. So if I want to convert 91 eighths into a mixed number, I have to divide 91 by 8, and that gives me 11 remainder 3, and so my mixed number is 11 and 3 eighths. Now, that was a hard way. Can we do things the easy way instead? And one way to gain insight into the easy way is to look at what cashiers do when they accept money. And one thing cashiers like to do is like to have people pay with the smallest bill possible. In this case, suppose you have $12 in your wallet and you want to pay for something that costs 5 eighths of a dollar. Well, you could give the cashier all $12 in your wallet, but you're more likely to just hand over a single bill which is more than the cost of the item. Now, the mathematical equivalent of that involves two things. First, we note that 12 is 11 plus 1. Now, we still need to be able to subtract 5 eighths, so we'll rewrite that 1 as 8 eighths. And this relies on the theorem that as long as a is not equal to 0, a eighths is equal to 1. Equals means replaceable, so 12 is 11 plus 8 eighths. We'll subtract 5 eighths. Now, this 11, we kept in our wallet and we still have it. The 8 eighths we handed over, the cashier took 5 eighths of it and returned to us 3 eighths. And so what we have is 11 plus 3 eighths, which is the mixed number 11 and 3 eighths. How about 12 minus 3 and 3 fifths? Since we need to be able to subtract fifths, then we can write 12 as 11 and 5 fifths. Now, I want to subtract 3 and 3 fifths. And the important thing to remember is that when you're subtracting a number, subtract all of the number. So I'm subtracting 3 and 3 fifths. I want to subtract 3 and I also want to subtract 3 fifths. And there's a whole number of subtraction I can do, 11 minus 3. And there's a subtraction of fractions with the same denominator that I can do, 5 fifths minus 3 fifths. And so my difference is 8 plus 2 fifths or 8 and 2 fifths.


Alright welcome to this quick tutorial about how to scan a document with the camera on your iPhone or your iPad. Just to show you here, I've got my document and I'm going to go ahead and scan it with the notes app.  You want to get that document in view but it doesn't have to be perfect when you hit the capture button. It'll give you the boundaries and you can adjust those if you need to. I'm going to click keep scan and it just saves that one page so that I can then flip the camera or flip the packet to the next page. And again hit that capture button and adjust the corners if I need to and then tap keep scan and I'll just do a third one here and again capture and adjust the corners and then keep scan. Now when you're done scanning each of the pages of your document then you tap the save button in the bottom right hand corner and you now have a three page PDF. So what you want to do here is tap on it so that it comes up full screen. This is my one of three page PDF document and then use the share arrow in the top right hand corner to send it out to either your Mac or to an email message or put it into Google Classroom or whatever you want to do but it's now a file that you can manipulate and use outside of the notes app. It's just scanned and it's a PDF. You can even save it to your files on your iOS device but again you're at some point going to want to get it off of that device and out to your students. So there you go.


Well hello and happy Wednesday! Um, I spent the majority of the day today thinking it was Thursday. I'm really not sure why, but I just walked in, I have my lunch case from today. It's got my container in there, and um, yeah let's go get the Doyle dog. My mom's coming over in about 20 minutes, um, unfortunately it's still, it's not a bad thing, but um, I did stay late at work because I had to finish up a project. I still have a little bit more to do in the morning, but not anything like that.  So yeah! Here's the dober! Hi buddy! Hi buddy! Come on out! Come on out! Oh hi! Hello! Anyway, um, Doyle is ready to go. It is time to go outside and go on a walk, so yeah, and this is, this is what Doyle does. Just a little, little dancey, little dance in Doyle. We can go downstairs. You wanna go downstairs? Okay, there he goes. He doesn't like to go downstairs. If I'm not downstairs, I don't really get it, but hey there we are. So yeah, that is what's happening at the moment. I'm gonna go take little Doyle dog on a walk and then um, I will see you guys when I start making dinner and like, ooh, it's like 15 minutes now. So anyway, alright, I will see you guys in just a little bit. Alright, so I'm back from walking Doyle, there he is, um, favorite mama should be here any minute and I just prepped a little bit of the salads. I'm actually gonna use these like bigger bowls today, kinda big. These are from Target from a while ago, but um, yeah, these are like small, they're like small serving bowls, but um, anyway, the salad's delicious, so I figured why the heck not. And then um, I cut up all of the green apple and I put it in some sprite, so they don't brown, and I actually like the taste that it gives a little bit, um, it's kinda like, I don't know, even crispier, but anyway, when I put them in the salad, I like drain it and then you know, plop them in like that. But anyway, I don't know how long she'll be, but she'll probably only be a couple more minutes. And then I just cut up all the like turkey, and then I've got my dried cherries here and slivered almonds, and then um, I have the blue cheese salad dressing and lettuce still in the fridge, but actually, let me grab the salad dressing. I just don't wanna grab the lettuce right now, um, in case she'll be a few, but this is what I use. It is the champagne style of vinaigrette, it's really really good with the salad, so highly recommend. But um, yeah, I need to actually go back to Trader Joe's, cause that's where it's from, and I need to get some more. So yeah, it's on my list, because the salad is like extra delicious, and I know I'm gonna be running out and I'd like to have a backup. And I hope, fingers crossed, that this is not a um, seasonal thing. I know Trader Joe's has a lot of seasonal stuff, but I'm just hoping that it is not a seasonal item, cause you just never know. So anyways, just waiting for the favorite mama, and um, I will see you guys in just a little bit. When she gets here, I'll show you her, because I don't think she's gonna be with my dad, but anyway, I'll see you guys in a minute.  He needed some pooping motivation. So yeah, Doyle's just, he's creepin', he's like, where's my Grammy? All right, so we just ate our delicious salads, and uh, she's here. Hi, hi, I did get in the right position so I could, yes, Doyle. Always he needs to be on the left. Yep. So he'll be sure. There we go. We've got plenty of room for the Doyle to be happy. Of course. Yes.  Poor baby. I think he's gonna survive. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, we're just gonna hang out and chill for a little while, and then I will see you guys later, because this is clearly important business over here at the FD house. Well, hello, it is the evening, and the favorite mom had just left. It is 9.24, can't see, but it is. Um, but yeah, I am gonna go to bed. I just took Doyle Dog out for his last little walkie walk, so he is good to go. Things are about to get really weird because it's gonna be like really dark for just a moment. Let's see. We're good to go down here, like to check the things, make sure everything's good. Ooh. Creepy. Anyway. Um, but yeah, so I'm gonna say goodbye for the day, and um, again, like I said before, I think I said this, I'm, oh I should, I'm gonna turn the light on in the bathroom because I need to do my night time routine, but um, gonna get to my office here, but I'm gonna say goodbye. Like I said before, I am not gonna be editing tonight, I'm so tired, um, so maybe tomorrow I have like nothing going on tomorrow night, so maybe, maybe, maybe. It's a maybe for me, but Doyle and I are gonna go, he is already sitting on the bed waiting for sleepy time because that's his favorite time, but uh, yeah, hope you guys enjoyed today, hope you enjoyed seeing the favorite mama a little bit, and I will see y'all in the next video. Bye guys. Well folks, it's time to kick it old school, uh, so you can feel cool.


We're seventh graders from all over the city and we're seeing the link between schools and jobs. The City of Fort Worth opened its door to students in the Wildland summer program. Our first stop was Fort Worth cable TV, where we learned how the green screen works and how to record audio. My favorite part of today was being on the green screen. It was really weird, yet fun at the same time. Next we saw how they clean their water at the Truman plant so it's safe to drink. At the Emergency Operations Center, we took part in a trained derailment exercise. It prepares city workers for a disaster. Well depending on where you live, how close you live to the record stuff, is if you need to be evacuated. The performance office, which has nothing to do with theater or dance, is all about budgeting city money to meet community needs. At Consumer Help, we got to inspect a food truck to make sure their food is safe to eat. Did you know that every household in Fort Worth generates about 255 pounds of waste every month? That's why it's so important for us to recycle. We saw lots of cute dogs and cats at the shelter and learned how animal control staff evaluates and takes care of them. At the new Public Safety Center, we saw how officers trained to keep us and themselves safe. In court, we played prosecutor, defense attorney, the judge and the jury in a mock trial. Vitalink is awesome. We had fun at Florence City of Fort Worth careers. And seeing how schools can help us get there.


Let's celebrate our 44th anniversary of Independence together. Duvant a sum, one people shaping our destiny. Mark your calendars for an exciting lineup of activity. Constitution Park transforms into Independence Village on Thursday, February 16th with a two-day business expo. We give thanks and praise together at the Ecumenical Service on Friday, 17th February. Our athletes are honored on Saturday, February 18th at the National Sports Awards live on the National Television Network. We groove to the sounds of our calypso grates at the Legacy Concerts on Saturday, 18th February. Show your pride on Monday, 20th February for National Colors Day when we dress in the colors of our national flag. Our students come together at the district school rallies on the 20th and 21st of February. Fireworks will light up the sky on Tuesday, 21st February as we count down to Independence Day with a flag-raising ceremony and the culmination of the Independence Bazaar really come. Enjoy a full day of activities for the whole family on Wednesday, 22nd Independence Day, starting with the Military Parade and Independence Rally. For them, it's Karinaj Kres, which includes a seafood fiesta, greasy pole, fashion show and a cultural extravaganza. The Independence Lecture is delivered by Sir Hilary Beckles on Thursday, 23rd February live on NdN. Stay tuned to the National Television Network and the Government of Sintuusha, social media pages for updates on these events and more. Come out and celebrate Independence 44, Duva Assam, one people shaping our destiny.


Okay, next up we've got a courier who's gonna be talking about lazy distribution of container images. Hi, I'm Akira Suda from entity corporation. I'm a manager of Contraindy and Moby and Moby village. In this talk, I will show how to run containers without waiting for completion of downloading the images. And there are lots of alternative image formats proposed to support this lazy distribution technology. Amongst these formats, Sturgis is getting wide option and it's already adapted by Contraindy and also Potomac. Let's start with the demo. In this demo, I will show a lazy distribution of Docker.io-slash-library-slash-python3.7 image. So the top panel is for legacy and the bottom is for Sturgis. And in this demo, I'm showing Python with just the print hero word. And Sturgis image just took 5.2 seconds for downloading the image and executing print hero word. But the legacy format takes more time. It's still taking time. So it took 26.5 seconds. So Sturgis format is five times faster compared to the legacy format for printing hero word. So let's look into the problems of the current Docker and also image format. Most of Contraindy implementations, including Docker, Moby, Potomac, and Contraindy and quite a bit even singularity conforms to OCI standard format. OCI standard is based on the legacy Docker image format. So the Docker and OCI focus on the legacy compatibility rather than making the technical innovations. So the biggest problem is that it's based on Terraformat, appeared in 1970s, originally for magnetic-type media. So magnetic-type media is shown here as such for one-circles-type media. This is a PDP-elegant mini-computer. So the tape archive doesn't support random access for the obvious reason. So this is not good to fit for five-system images. So the typical archive is composed like this. So you have metadata for the first file at the beginning of the archive and the second file for us. So to mount this archive as a five-system, you need to scan the file for a virtual magnetic tape. If we could have an external index five, we can mount this as a five-system, but this doesn't work for a compressed archive because this doesn't support C-cooperation. And the second problem is that it doesn't support data publication. So the content registry may contain very similar but slightly different images with different versions or with different simple architectures or with different computational files and that's what's ETC. So the turbos of this image are very likely to waste the storage. But this is not a huge deal when you have enough budget for the cloud storage that is used as the backend of the registry. So the most important issue is that the table requires scanning the whole virtual magnetic tape for mounting the archive as a five-system. So in this tool, I focus this issue for the registry distribution. So why do we want a registry distribution? There's already a good scientific paper about this. So according to this paper, only 6.4% of the data is actually used and more than 90% just waste for the actual workload. Here are some expected use cases of a registry distribution. So the registry distribution is the most good for SDK images are used in Docker file. So the SDK images in the Docker file contains some compilers and some libraries and some header files, but most of these headers and libraries are not actually used for actual compilation. And also for Docker files, we don't need to consider for the torrents against registry failures because Docker build is already freaky. So after getting some practice open files with some HTTP error, so you don't need to consider for torrents of the registry failures. There's also good use cases such as functional as a service, because for functional as a service, the search up latency is really important. And we can also use the registry distribution for web applications with a huge number of HTML files and graphic files. And it's also good for Jupyter notebooks with big data samples. And also we can use that whole GNOME KDE desktop in a container. So maybe just real with the era of controllerized Linux desktop. But for these use cases, probably we need to consider for torrents until the image gets 100% charged locally. You can use Kubernetes readiness proof for inspecting the charge status. So three years ago, we did a first attempt, but it failed, so I will show you as a post-mortem story. So our first attempt was that file-grain, which I show in open source summit in North America, it was composed of protobufra index five and content addressable small broad files like this. So this protobufra message contains chat to five, six digest for each of the files and each of the files are content addressable by the chat to five, six digest. But this file-grain format didn't become popular because of incompatibility with legacy table. And there was also a chicken and egg issue. So it's hard to finalize the spec when no implementation exists. And it's also harder to promote implementation when the spec is not finalized. And also we didn't clarify the use case. So we too much focused on data application but data application appeared not so important. I know there was also a huge performance overhead because of the number of small HTTP requests. So the new solution in this year is Stargaze. The Stargaze format is proposed by Brad Fitzpatrick at Google, mostly for accelerating the CI of the Go language project. And it doesn't focus on data application. It only focus on a lazy distribution. The Stargaze format is fully compatible with legacy table format, but slightly different. So the legacy table format, the entire archive is JGIP. But for Stargaze, each of five is JGIP. So the compression granularity is different. And also we have stargaze.index.json at the end of the archive. This index.json has all the metadata for all files in the archive. So we only need the stargaze.index.json for mounting this image. And actual files in the archive can be fetched on demand using HTTP range requests. And the stargaze is being adopted by a severe continental times, including Continuity and Portman. For Continuity, my colleague Kohei Tokunaga as an entity implemented this as Continuity Slap Shutup plugin. And Continuity implementation has more aggressive optimization. For Portman, Joseph Escribano at Red Hat is working on a huge overlay of this plugin for supporting stargaze in Portman. And for Continuity implementation, we have some optimization technology. So we profile actual file access patterns by running an equivalent of Tokunaga. And we reload the file entries in the archive so that ready-to-run files can be prefetched in a single HTTP request. So in this example, we have slash app.py as the entry point. So apparently we need this Python file, so we put this file at the head of the archive. And we also need a Python interpreter, user slash bin slash Python three. And this Python interpreter requires slash lib slash libc.throw. And also we need some Python modules, say user slash lib slash Python three slash blah, blah, blah, slash foo. But we don't need all Python archive. So we only prefetch Python modules that we really need for app.py. And we prefetch these red files in a single HTTP request. Currently, we need to do equivalent of Tokunaga for getting file access patterns. But in future, maybe we can do some static analysis using LDD commands or maybe some machine learning technology. And here are some benchmark results using Drucker Hub. And the continuity host was rotated on easy to rave vision. And for benchmark, we used typical base images with compile-hero world-like workload. So for the Python, the legacy image took more than 26 seconds. And strategies image just need about five seconds. So it's five times faster. So result was similar for ZCC image. Also, the result was similar for Goran image. For Goran image, the result was slightly different. So the legacy image took about 25 seconds. But the staircase without optimization is not so fast. But with optimization, the staircase image becomes much faster. So it's about 12 seconds. So it's two times faster compared to the legacy format. And we are planning to do much more optimizations soon. For implementation, we are planning to parallelize HTTP operations across image areas. This was hard because of the design gap in our quantity-pragment design. But I think we can improve in the coming weeks. And for specifications, we are planning to use ZSTD compression format instead of ZDIP. This was proposed by Giuseppe for mostly for images with a lot of small files. So using ZSTD is not compatible with the current OCI image spec version 1.0.1. But next revision of OCI image spec is likely to support ZSTD as a compression format. So this is compatible with the next version of OCI image spec. And we are also planning to integrate Sturgis into our build kit. And we plan to support protesting Sturgis images using build kit. And also we will support consuming Sturgis images as our base images of Docker files that appears from instructions of Docker files. And also there are other alternative formats that support Ray's distribution. For example, CERN-VMFIS is already widely deployed in CERN and their friends' environments. But the CERN-VMFIS format is not compatible with Ray's OCI tables. And there's already implementation for CERN-VMFIS. And there's also a proposal of what is called OCI version 2. This is proposed by Alec Sassari at Susie, but this is not an official OCI format at this moment. And it's also not compatible with OCI version 1 tables. The OCI version 2 will focus on data application using RESTIC algorithm. So it's very different from Sturgis format. And there's already work in progress, implementation for UMOTI, image manipulation too. But as far as I know, there is no runtime implementation exist for this OCI version 2. And there's also IPS-CS proposed by Edogaree at Netflix. IPS-CS format is built on IPFS which is P2P REST, P2P STRAZE. This is not compatible with OCI tables, but we already have implementation for CERN-VMFIS. And also Microsoft Azure built something similar using assembly protocol and BSD images, but this project is not free software at this moment. So to recap my talk, there are lots of alternative image formats are proposed for REST distribution. But compatibility is really important. And Sturgis is getting wider adoption. It's compatible with legacy OCI machines. And it's already adopted by Contra D and also by Kotman. And for Contra D implementation, we support prefacing optimization. So our implementation is available at this GitHub repo. This is currently under my colleague's GitHub account, but this is expected to be moved under github.com slash Contra D soon. And we request for comments such as village and imperative use cases and how we can do more efficient optimization. Thanks. Questions? Hi, thank you for the talk. Is it, do I understand correctly that only the needed files will be downloaded? Sorry, just to be gradually. Do I understand correctly that only the needed files will be downloaded? So not the full image will be downloaded on the? Oh yeah, so not full images downloaded. Only files that actually exist is downloaded. Okay, cool. Hello, questions? Up. Oh, no. I didn't understand if it is already integrated with the build kit or not. So not integrated into build kit, we are planning, so please stay tuned. So please wait. So who creates the Stargaze index JSON file and how many container images and any given? I'm sorry, JSON what? The Stargaze JSON index file, who creates the build kit tool? Currently we have some converter tool in our repository. So please see, ktoc-stratgate-slapshooter. We have some converter commands in this repo. So when you say wide adoption, I just want to know percentage of images that have the Stargaze JSON file already today. So the JSON file is generated by converter tool in this repo. Does that answer your question? And last question, any distribution spec changes that you expect for this to have wide adoption? No change. Okay. So it's even compatible with Docker Hub. So actually we use Docker Hub hosted by Docker Ink without any modification. One last question if there's any. Uh-uh. Think we're good. Thank you.


What I have right here, my friends, is 12 pounds of chicharrones pork belly, AKA meat blanket. Let's make it.   Get you a couple of these.  Now we got this nice and penetrated and salted. We're gonna throw it in the fridge for an hour. Now check out what we do next. Next step, you're gonna need some Guajillo chilies. We're gonna add them right into our boiling water and a handful of arbol chilies. These are for heat. Now that we got them boiling, we're just gonna reduce to a simmer and let them sit for about 20 minutes. All right, so now we're gonna get the pulp out of these peppers so you can simply split it open, rinse it in some water and the seeds will come right off. Take the back of your knife and simply scrape the pulp right away from the pepper, just like that. You can see that this is all the chili pulp that we got and we're gonna use the whole peppers of these arbols. Look at them, they got the little seeds in there. They're super spicy. Grab it up and throw it in. We're gonna need the juice of two giant limes.  The most important ingredient you're gonna use today is Dano Chipotle.   Pack full of real flavor, you can use as much as you want. Now we add six or seven cloves of garlic. Couple green onions.  Now we add one beer of your choice. Fasten your seatbelt and now we blend. Should be a nice, runny consistency just like that. Now let's give it a try. Oh wow. All right, now it's time to cook. And we're gonna scrape all the salt off. The salt's done its job, so now we'll get rid of it. I got a better idea. Simply just rinse the salt off. All right, now take your pork belly, lay its skin side down, make sure it's all flattened out. Now you want a really sharp knife and we're simply gonna make some slits into our pork belly, but make sure, most importantly, that you do not go through to the skin side. Just like that. You can see there's actual skin and then you got the pork belly. Move over about two inches and do it again. Now we got our two inch scores going that way. Let's go the other way. Cut right through down to the skin, but not penetrating through the skin. All right, so we got our blanket all scored up. It's time to take it outside, throw it on the smoker and I'm gonna take our sauce and sauce it outside so it don't make a huge mess inside. Time to sauce it up. Get your hands and move that sauce around, massage it into all these little nooks and crannies. All right, our work here is done. Now we just let the smoker do its work. We're about an hour in. I'm gonna get rid of this juice in a little bit. So it's been an hour and 45 minutes. We're 350 degrees. We're gonna tip right there. We're at 165. Look at that. Oh wow. Now I'm actually gonna rotate this. This might be the hotter side. Let it keep on cooking. All right y'all, it's been two hours, 45 minutes and 350. Look at this thing. We're gonna flip this over. You can see it's already pretty crispy but there's some spots that aren't. We're cranking it up to 500 and we're gonna get it crispy. So it's been about 30 minutes at 500 degrees. We're crispy. We're taking it inside. Look at the underbelly. Whoa. It charred up a bit. I already know y'all gonna burn me up in the comments because I burnt this up. But you never know, it might still be amazing. So let's get in here and get us a try. Oh ho ho ho. You guys, I totally thought that I burnt this and ruined everything. No, no my friends. This is absolutely dantastic. One of the best things I've ever made and listen to this crunch. You hear that? That is so insanely delicious. There's no sugar in dantos but like I'm tasting sugar. It's almost like that skins like candy. I wish I could buy you one so you could do it. That's amazing. Yeah, we'll get you some.