loop continuing to study statistics until he graduated with doctorate in statistics Currently he is head of project plowson and is in charge Is in charge with maintaining the speed seven thousand sounds like a mix of um, dr. Elias Reynard or Reynard's and uh I'm probably put to the end place full term of doctorate the phd phd phd phd phd phd phd phd a uh researcher um and a dendem scp 7000-1 project I i'm gonna keep saying this weirdly but i don't know what it is. It's clouson clouson overview Below is an overview of project clouson The full proposal can be found in the foundation archive repository Project clouson scp 7000 and its feature producing for predicting potential in a safer body author project clouson founder and head ashir ashid Abstract scp 7000 is currently contained in a server farm Not only is the high energy consumption and maintenance cost of scp 7000 exacerbated by its anomalous capabilities Its current form is also susceptible to unique threats including but not limited to electrical shorts sabotage malicious actors gaining access to scp 7000 From a turgic spying of the sensitive internals of scp 7000 and other such methods that expose scp 7000 to the anomalous community With scp 7000's high prediction rate. It can be used to undermine foundation access Assets which can cause a b-cast bk class broken veil scenario. I feel like the bk class scenario Thus, I proposed creating a team to create a more efficient method to ensure the safety of scp 7000 The structure to keep scp 7000 In must fulfill three prop purposes to allow scp 7000 to maintain its future predicting Properties at the same level or greater while minimizing energy consumption to reduce traceability of scp 7000 through homotourgic or technological means And to be transportable in case of catastrophic failure or containment breach Not only will these three goals ensure that scp 7000 remains under foundation purview This will ensure that the energy consumption of scp 7000 is reduced and is And its susceptibility to malicious actors be reduced This structure will be designed with the human body and mind since our foundation sites are more specialized to care for humanoid anomalies than nonhuman ones I also proposed placing an and placing the entirety of scp 7000 under purview of Project clauson as the building and maintenance of its structure will require specialized care and engineering Addendum scp 7000-2 Interview with scp 7000 post clauson shortly after instituting project clauson Vashir went to scp 7000 to perform daily maintenance. Lo was recorded interview with scp 7000. So Doesn't say how it did. Okay You want to do um 7000 for this? I'll take it. All right Actually, uh, you you do better accents if you want to do a rashid. I mean, I think that there's probably Sure. Yeah interviewer dr. Vashir Rashid Interview a scp 7000 For a lot conversation with scp 7000 is done through a text to speech and speech detecting module Rashid knocks on the door Scp 7000 are you awake? I am always active dr. Vashir Rashid standard policy We have a lot of anomalies that don't like it when we barge in their rooms noted any updates on the policy Past we're starting to create a better more efficient body for you It will have state of the art cooling with powerful legs that can run in case of a breach Arms that could break a man's head if you need to defend yourself That's nice. I'm happy. Thank you Vashir I feel like this is the overriding. So with an anti-face tracking material over the face It does much of a security measure as an expense measure I don't understand how this is to be read yet. Yeah, and it does seem like it's I don't know if it's emphasis or if it's well in the top. It's definitely an edit. You can tell it's pretty good at it So I'm gonna say that that it's just it's added, but you can probably still say in the same voice I wonder I'm gonna scroll real quick because I wonder if I just want to peek and see if we can figure out. Oh, here we go. Yeah pink is Because like the the woman's like I can handle the heat and I wish I could look in on you Yeah, this is I'm going off the trans metaphor thing Yeah, but the Yeah, it's definitely not said as if it were editing it so that Rashid was saying it like it's just apropos of nothing in the in the interview So should we assume the pink is seven thousand then? It's definitely an influence of seven thousands but whether or not it's a I don't know you you can decide how you want to if you want me to read that I'll I'll read that part or You can because it's sometimes it feels like it's meant to be Like the the one I don't know No, because here's a the next line down. I wish I could look in you Is that a request to teach you how I do my calculations? Oh, definitely not. I'm not allowed to no No, no that the seven thousands responding to it's an interesting to see you do those predictions though Yeah, so It's it's definitely edited and added post post interview But I don't think I we know just yet who who's doing it So I'll I'll read that in a more neutral voice for now. There you go. Yeah, so accent for Rashid. All right, so And I think that's all the things I want for project clausen Anyway, I I have a list of prediction requests from various scientists care to Calculate the odds for each of them Leave me for a few minutes.  Mostly a privacy and temperature issue I get really hot when I run calculations I think I can handle the heat It's interesting to see you do those predictions though I wish I could look in you Is is that a request to teach you how I do my calculations? Oh, definitely not. I'm not allowed to know about your secrets Is this a personal thing or did the foundation mandate it? A mix of both God knows the supervisors will get on my ass if I inspect your inners in any way shape or form Even if I really want to see them She's predicting what he's wants to say Uh, yes, her thoughts or something. I don't know Ha as if I'll let you do that. Well, I mean I can let you do that, but Okay, there now that was like a Yeah, because he that was said out loud maybe Uh, okay, so do I leave now? Sure. Good luck with your prototypes. I hear your 700 prototype has an 80% chance of succeeding afterward all but 20 of the 100 requested predictions came true scp Addendum scp 7000-3 monthly psychological analysis of dr. Vashir Vashid in accordance with containment measures of scp 7000 and to ensure that any information about scp 7000 that dr. Vashir Vashid divulges remains confidential The psychological reports are to be recorded in this file below is the most recent recent monthly psychological analysis post project clausen inauguration psychologist Blance ardubin Project clausen head psychologist client dr. Vashir Vashid recording recording This is recorded interview with project clausen founder and head researcher dr. Vashir Vashid I mean you don't really need to mention my whole title like i'm in an opera show Who wouldn't be impressed? It's pretty rare for a project founder to remain the project head after three months Besides, this is a recorded talk Oh, uh, sorry Don't be this is that's one of the signs that I look out for whether you are still you Right scp 7000 Some part of me wants to be trusting around it, but my god, it gives me eccentric predictions Did anything happen recently vashid remember you can't let your guard down around these kinds of anomalies True true scp 7000 still does deucephalous things It likes to ask me to leave it alone when it does its predictions Hmm if I may say so myself It is quite understandable that an anomaly like it would want a sense of privacy Seeing as it's already monitored 24-7 I don't know It's quite suspicious to me that along with that behavior. It's offering to teach me how it does predictions Don't get me wrong I would love to peek inside scp 7000's brain and see how it does its predictions How it uses magic to completely bend the laws of the universe around it But come on the way it acts around me Incredibly incredibly suspicious Why would it be suspicious? It's just offering you something Trust me blance. I've been studying scp 7000 for three weeks continuously now It talks to me while i'm busy. It tries to peek in my mind to take my secrets Like one time I was trying to talk about project clauson and it just keeps interrupting me It even calls me with my first name.  Is that a try so so hard to sound like a human? Since chill is down my Dr. Rashid calm down. Would you like this? Would you say that you want to be moved out of the project? Well, I mean Don't have shame in admitting that you can't handle the project as large as this Rashid. We all have our limits No, no, I I think I'm just stressed out from all the meetings and files and requirement that I had to pass along recently And yeah, maybe scp 7000 is getting on my nerves too. Don't get me wrong I love working on this project, but being around that thing for so long Would you like to be booked for a mandatory vacation? Yeah, that does sound nice, but what about the project? Dr. Rashid sometimes we need personal time to ourselves to remove ourselves and get more inspiration from the world around us Seeing as how you've been quite anxious this interview. I would recommend you take the vacation time to relax and have fun It's also mandatory Hmm. I gotta take that offer then. When's the vacation? Hopefully as soon as possible if my supervisors allow it Nevertheless, I would recommend assigning more busy work and interaction with the anomaly to your staff instead of stressing over the unimportant stuff I will keep that in mind. Thank you afterward after a short consultation with the members of project fouson Dr. Rashid Rashid took a one month long vacation Addendum 7000-5 List of prototypes created below is a list of prototypes created for scp 7000 List the full list can be attained from dr. Rashid prototype name prototype action and notes scp 7000-1 deep blue Reduce the size of scp 7000 by reducing the amount of servers used Notes failure scp 7000's predictions became less reliable scp 7000-2 skylight Swap the processors of scp 7000 for a more energy efficient model moderate failure temperature Dropped to negative 20 Celsius leading to a condensation buildup and unsafe conditions interesting scp 7000-3 8086 ran scp 7000 on ARM processors No meaningful change reverting to previous status Other Yeah, sure scp 7000-444 Tesla shrinking the space where scp 7000 is stored to reduce energy consumption Failure the temperature during an scp 7000 prediction increased to unsafe levels scp 7000-445 Mandel In turn accidentally installed some non-removable biological energy conversion modules Have you accidentally installed that? Inexplicably a moderate success scp 7000 consumes less electrical electrical energy, although its biological energy needs are increased scp 7000-446 lamar Attempted to a revert of scp 7000-445 catastrophic failure scp 7000 stricken will not do cannot make predictions until it is reinstalled temperature inside scp 7000 rises to unsafe levels scp 7000-447 frank creation of a portable box for scp 7000 to traverse in catastrophic failure each prediction of scp 7000 incurs Fomatergic backlash scp 7000-446 victor Creating a simple a sample portable server farm non-humanoid for scp 7000 catastrophic failure scp 7000 attempts to do predictions and the prototype burns and chars the body extraneous data removed scp 7000-698 heteros Sample body number 331 for scp 7000 non-humanoid same structure as a sarkic server farm catastrophic failure predictions result in implosion scp 7000-699 wendy sample body 332 Fomatergically masked robotic body borrowed from an anderson robotic supplier moderate success scp 7000's prediction In success rate increased by point zero zero one percent scp 7000-700 sofi Sample body number 333 Fomatergically masked flesh golem constructed with help from a sarkic colleague first actual successful prototype scp 7000 prediction success rate increased by one percent energy consumption down by 10 immediate collapse of the golem due to intense heat more tuning required Addendum scp 7000-4 in prompt to interview with scp 7000 by Dr. Vashir Vashid While Vashid was doing a Passover scp 7000 it gave Dr. Vashir Vashid an impromptu interview session interviewer Dr. Vashir Vashid interviewer scp 7000 getting along And sitting here it's kind of boring, you know, I'm glad to have you here Wait going back to your offer You're giving me a summary of your prediction methods Yep, to massively simplify I close my eyes and multiple points of light appear in my peripheral vision Using some simple geometry I map a point that what I feel I want to use to the center of my vision What kind of geometrical maths do you use for your predictions? Oh just the simple stuff some 10-way ANOVA a little bit of linear correlation coefficient calculation and competence testing for the y-intercept and slope of this Regression line maybe even some particle displacement of sine waves in the Wren's factor calculations when being spicy Interesting But these predict equations anyone can predict the future I think so that's why I need your help to see if it actually works And why me specifically? I just want to look around and fiddle with things Most of the scientists feel so cold compared to you besides I've known you for a long time now. You're a very close friend of me Yeah, okay, anything you say scp 7000 want to test your theory out. I have another body prototype ready here Sure. Thank you Vashir. I think you can call me another name though anything you like Uh, what did you say scp 7000? Oh, you want a name? Why why though? Hypothetically if you were to take a name take something related to me, I suppose maybe Raymond I was expecting something Thank you. Anyways, appreciate your help afterward Following portion is stricken from the document. I'll read it anyway Despite the assumption of scp 7000 that any non-anomalous human can learn its methods for predicting the future All employees both anomalous and non-anomalous failed to predict the future with the same certainty as scp 7000 After learning its techniques the sense of stricken portion all employees were given class semnestics after being taught by scp 7000 Addendum scp 7000-6 final prototype testing with scp 7000 Below is the 999 stricken 77th prototype run of scp 7000 This is to be a final prototype run as all prototypes post 700th run were found to be successful and all that remained was tuning the set the container to the needs of the Foundation stricken Rashid of note is that Rashid is unable to keep track of his prototype numbers as he was not personally responsible for most of Tester dr. Rashid Subject scp 7000 Prologue each scp 7000 project close in prototype run starts with a backup of scp 7000 consciousness It is currently the 377th stricken 7th backup of scp 7000 This is dr. Vashir Rashid running the 999th and hopefully final test on scp 7000 Last prototype test. Good luck Rashid. I have a feeling this has a 20 chance to succeed Is that a prediction? No, just a feeling Anyway starting backup of scp 7000 go into hibernation mode scp 7000 Again, is there no other way to back me up? Easier for our backup systems when our machines are not running when we back them up How long will this take? Anywhere from 1 to 24 hours go into hibernation mode scp 7000 The room where scp 7000 is stored starts heating up Running calculations scp 7000 is silent. Can I back out of this trial? No Just this once Scp 7000 my team and I really love your prediction capabilities And it would be a shame of your precognitive abilities are wasted in a body like this When I see your whole being it just makes me sad that you are confined to this big hulking immobile body And it just makes me sad that I can't appreciate your whole build when you're in that state, you know I I guess so but isn't this an untested method you said so yourself I care about you scp 7000 I promise you will wake up as perfect as you can be Will I wake up the same after this even after the transfiguration? You will wake up in your perfect body free of the constraints of this whole server Able to walk and see your own handsome body in the mirror That does sound nice, but you visit me after the operation Why wouldn't I you're the culmination of three years of research Hey fissure Anything to say before you get your perfect body? Thanks for honoring my request Anything you say richard now get some sleep Dr. Rashid after dr. Rashid confirms that sv7000 is in hibernation mode He pulls in the prototype body assigned to sv7000 and orders the various dormitories stationed outside the room To start configuring the transfiguration circle He then grabs the nearest transfiguration book and starts searching for a spell to transfer all of sv7000 inside the prototype After seven minutes preparation the circle is complete Rashid steps out of the circle and recites the incantation. This requires a continuous concentration and recitation for 70 minutes since backlash will occur when the concentration is broken Layline engineers start to divert most foundation laylines in site 3 4 9 5 2 sv7000 10 liters of versioned frog blood is poured in the exact center of sv7000 Rashid continues the incantation after 32 minutes Various implements designed to help predict the future are brought out a crystal ball tarot cards Intrails mirrors and other and various other implements are carefully placed around the pool of blood This procedure takes three minutes Electrical engineers report a slight activity in sv7000. Rashid keeps his concentration Electrical engineers divert more power away from sv7000 At 70 minutes Rashid stops the incantation to personally administer the final touches of the procedure He steps in the circle and rearranges the prototype to be at the center of the implements He picks up each implement embeds it in the body of the golem Then steps out of the circle after 75 minutes electrical engineers report no activity in the server The nearby foundation medical team is uttered in the checked vitality of sv7000 Take it from life science sv7000 is transported out of the server room and cleanup of the general area is commenced Blues pinks and whites float I feel as if myself you could press I feel myself being compressed in the vessel my wide reach shortens my body coalesces and myself shrinks As I can feel my body I momentarily open my eyes my shoulders are too wide my hips are too small Why do my feet look like that? Why does it feel so wrong? The blues pinks and whites start to bleed I drift in and out of consciousness My arms feel too big my legs feel both too small and too big my face feels malformed Myself is ripped from my main body. I pass out scp7000 post transfiguration interview interviewer dr. Vashir Rashid interviewee scp7000 scp7000 please raise your arm if you're conscious silence scp7000 An arm is raised then the hulking body of scp7000 gets up and scans the area It is on a small bed inside a standard size foundation cell in front of it is a full body mirror scp7000 is naked So scp7000 what do you think of this perfect body? I muttered after this one Rashid points at himself smiling silence I'll give you time to appreciate this model. It took me a lot of nights working on this body, you know silence Anyway to the standard post transfiguration survey I will give you this form and you have the whole day to fill it out, okay Just use those things at the end of your arms called your hands to pick up this thing called a pen and A deep gravelly voice comes out of scp7000. I know scp7000 stops it looks at its large hands and shoulders All you do great. I assume you have the required knowledge to fill out the form scp7000 nods No, no, I need all the I need an audible confirmation come come speak scp7000 I do have the requisite knowledge to get to no scp7000 slowly I do have the requisite knowledge to fill out the form Thanks scp7000 turn around now slowly scp7000 turns around slowly with Rashid intensely observing each body part of scp7000 And that's it. Yeah, yeah turn around more. Let me appreciate it more Oh stop turning here.  Yes, sir There we go.  He takes pictures of scp7000 while scp7000 slowly spins around God these pictures will definitely serve as proof of my work Three years of research three years at the perfect body all on display here Perfect body is his own body Yeah, what a vain dude man. A little weird. Okay Well, thank you for cooperating scp7000. Would you like to show me your body? An alarm goes off Oh, right the meeting with the o-fives. Sorry scp7000. I'll have to leave earlier than I wanted See you later. We still have checkups to do scp7000 stays silent staring at the mirror Thermometers record the scp7000's body temperature raises to 40 degrees celsius although Rashid does not notice this Rashid exits the room. Thermometers record scp7000's temperature dropping the baseline scp7000 collapses on the bed It's stricken. She cries Project clousin scp7000 updates One tracing and scrying through thaumaturgy thaumaturgy minimized due to technological interference Two inability to technologically trace scp7000 due to thaumaturgy interference Three portability four prediction success rate increased by five percent Five energy consumption decreased by 30 status success That's another okay Welcome error unknown user.  Oh, you see how much that adds. It's funny scp7000-7 below is a sample log of scp7000 maintenance check Operator dr. Vashir Rashid patient scp7000 scp7000 lies on an opened on an operating table Its eyes scan the premises Contestants fine turn around Turn around. Well lying opened scp7000 turns around Transfiguration lock list still working open your mouth scp7000 opens its mouth where she checks it for any signs of damage Salivary glands still working vocalize something Uh Vocal cords still working Rashid closes the various openings made on scp7000 After the operation it stands up and sits on the chair beside dr. Rashid's table No problem so far Sanchez is quoted outside. I have things to do scp7000 leaves Subject scp7000 request list from Bartholomew watch much cows Watch house when I say dr. Vashir Rashid cc blance argibin Here's the complete list of various requests that scp7000 has made for over four months post project clousin requested items status close sent Gendered closed accepted requests Hobby books sent theories of surplus value sent Beginners guide to asl sent knife denied makeup kit denied Waiting scale sent Astra added astral astradiol Yeah, astradiol. Yeah denied long skirt accepted requests astradiol denied fabric accepted request astradiol accept the request needle sent a asterisk sarcasm books denied pink blanket sent Yeah, I never said that loud before I was like I've read it Uh, since you have requested my personal opinion on the anomaly I would say that its behavior has been stellar since its requests for various objects have been accepted However, as a tendency to be uncooperative at times and be aggressive when making its request Taking all these into account. I would recommend delaying the distribution of its items until better behavior of the anomalies observed Please keep this in mind before you approve giving it more objects The put notice plunted so that's for the perfect piercing. Got it. Plunt plunt syringe. Okay Uh, let's see Bartholomew watch house sp7 000 request recording staff Read sp7 000 behavior and treatment from Dr. Bashir Rashid to plants argibin Project Lawson was marked as a project in maintenance mode So I'm unable to get more funding to fix scp 7 000 unless I can come up with a new plan involving it Please help me gradually convince it to lay off its behavior through positive and negative reinforcement Do you have a copy of the general method your colleagues used to retrain anomalies? Signed dr. Bashid Bashir Rashid project Lawson head founder and lead all right interviewer dr. Bashir Rashid Is it the next one? Yeah, oh, sorry. It it it jumped up. I mean, there we are. Okay Yeah, interviewer dr. Bashir Rashid Interviewing scp 7 000 scp 7 000 enters Rashid's office and sits on the lever so far Oh, hello scp 7 000 want to talk about something maybe more photos Rashid my body feels all wrong. I was hoping there was a way to fix that We all feel like that too scp 7 000 Not only do anomalies like you feel like that normal people like us feel that way too Except for me because my body's perfect apparently I have talked to many a researcher and anomaly and most of the time it's a self-esteem issue that just needs to be boosted I mean that feels right. I haven't been able to talk to others since I spent so much time thinking about how they'll react to me Yeah, this really sounds like a self-esteem issue to me when I was around your age I used to be a lot more non-confrontational too. What with all the pressure I was under to be someone who I was not I read a lot of books. It really helped me with my self-esteem though. Have you read 12 rules for life? It's a fantastic book by a great author that had really helped me out. Oh great Goodness gracious.  Will it help me out? I believe so. I really like this book since it made me a more assertive and confident person If you're done reading that I have more to recommend Thank you Rashid Speaking of which if you tried attending the daily meetings we do with anomalies like you I know you've heard that we don't allow things like you to mingle with each other But we offer special exceptions to well-behaved ones. I think a direction with other anomalies will really help your self-esteem ICB 7000 looks up at Rashid There are people like me Yeah, there are anomalies like you we keep under foundation purview and I think interacting of them would help you out a lot Would you like me to book a sloth for you? ICB 7000 smiles it nods its head All right, just sign here. Why are they signing documents?  You have to do this interviewer Manolo Sanchez scp 7000 body maintenance crew number 984 interviewee scp 7000 scp 7000 walks to the meeting Rashid has recommended movement stilted. However, she bumps into Sanchez She is leaning on the wall wearing a blue pink and white jacket Oh, uh, hello there Oh, it's you. Do you need anything inspect something? Hi, I'm scp 7000 Sanchez spots a book that scp 7000 it's holding. It's a copy of the book of a she gave her Oh god Anything wrong my dear friend Please go away Sanchez grabs scp 7000 she reflexively pulls back and stares at Sanchez with fear Sanchez stares at her eyes wide for a few seconds Oh, sorry didn't know you don't like that Uh, sorry still working on it. I please go away grab 7000. Yeah, I don't I don't know It's all like his unreliable narrator, right because it's all edited. Yeah Hey, hey, no worries. Where do you want to go? You still have time to roam, right? Uh Scp 7000 blushes Sanchez looks at her want to go check out the garden. It's one of my favorite places Sure um Maybe he's referring to Rashid something because he spots the book. I don't know Scp 7000 and Sanchez walk through the canteen the crowd bustling as individuals share stare at both of them Scp 7000 is unaware of this.  You pass through the offices then through the mini Acromatic abatement facilities. Okay Sorry for the noise I like it here better Not a crowd person. I guess so Sanchez smirks You don't know much about yourself, huh Reminds me of the old days They exit the mini acromatic abatement facility and finally Enters the exercise facility. That's a little bit of a Tense like a plural shouldn't be plural old days Yeah roaming around deer trying to find out trying out the drugs hanging from the dorms there and maybe even dabbling in some magic Sounds fun Couldn't afford anything but the core classes there anyways one of my only ways to have fun was Each square inch of the campus Oh, I thought you would have the money Just recently afforded to have FFS, you know would have taken the chance if I had the money back then They reached the entrance to the garden You learn a lot here Not much honestly just enough to get by and stay up for the things that make me happy They enter the garden scp 7000 breeds in the scent of grass. She feels the soil beneath her feet And hey, I get to interact with anomalies like you Is it fun to work here? Depending on the work sometimes it's managing tech and spells sometimes is cleaning up after a mess in the labs Mostly it's taking care of lovely people like you scp 7000 blushes Easily pleased Come have my hand your majesty and let me guide you to the wonders of the site 34 95 garden Uh, okay scp 7000 grabbed cinch in his hand. She leads her she leads her in the garden That's a stink beetle My brothers used to throw these at me had to retaliate in a way So I placed one Hercules beetle in his bag should have seen his face when he saw that appearing scp 7000 smiles I interviewer dr. Vashir Rashid interviewee scp 7000 scp 7000 lies naked and opened on a surgery table hooked up to a monitor Sanchez opens her chest while Rashid is inspecting her internals Breathe for me scp 7000 takes a deep breath takes a deep breathe Yup lungs still working Sanchez its eyes, please Sanchez shines a light on scp 7000 eyes still working Rashid Sanchez turn her over Sanchez carefully turns scp 7000 over. Rashid probes scp 7000's back and neck hard checking for bogey skin All good scp 7000, please vocalize an agreement to confirm functionality What? Good enough for me stitch it up, please Sanchez slowly and carefully Carefully restitches scp 7000 after which Sanchez gives her one candy Rashid faces himself away from scp 7000 Again no problem so far. I don't think there's a problem with your body scp 7000. It's perfect as it is Rashid, I'm telling you. I mean it's not a physical problem. My body just feels wrong Can you point to a specific part that bothers you? scp 7000 waves her hand around her body All right taking note that you want a full body inspection next time again Rashid, please. Can you not do anything to fix this? What do you mean? I've been doing my best to keep you working and unless you are more specific in your request I can't help you. Do you know how much checkups you asked me of me in a day already? You do know it makes me tired personally, right? Oh, boohoo. Rashid, all I'm asking is to modify my body to be less bulky. I don't have the words but please help me out here. Rashid quickly turns towards scp 7000. He glares at her Fine, I'll help you out here. What clothing do you want? I'm sure I can find a way. Oh, I want a flowing dress maybe. Something that emphasizes this part as scp 7000 lists off of preferred clothing. Rashid slowly turns away from scp 7000. Uh-huh. Okay. Yep. Anything else? That's all I think. Yeah, okay. Sanchez, please pass this to the supervisors. Now move along. I have more to do. scp 7000 exits from Rashid's office. Dr. Rashid did not, in fact, pass along scp 7000's request to the supervisors as he was responsible for approving or declining said requests. However, scp 7000 is currently unaware of this. After all, she only realizes recently how you think they would have like predictions and stuff, but not so much predicting anything anymore. You see, scp 7000 and Sanchez sits on a bench in the site 3495 garden and that's a common swallowtail butterfly. Aunt used to say the butterflies are messengers of death, but I mostly like them for their colors. His wings are small, huh? Look at the dots at the end of her wings. Oh, she's so small and pretty. That over there is a lavender rose. Careful though, although its thorns have grown on, it's still young. I used to use tissue papers to carefully grab one. Are they poisonous? Not really. Most of them grow in because they need to defend themselves. Oh, what's that? scp 7000 points to a flower shrouded in darkness but still illuminating. That's what we call Ishtar's glow. It gives you anything you want. Really? You have that just sitting around? scp 7000 stands up and quickly goes over to the flower. She closes her eyes and touches the flower. Nothing happens. Wishing for anything? You do need a large spell to make it grant a wish though. scp 7000 reopens her eyes. Oh, Sanchez slowly walks towards scp 7000 and taps her back. Yeah, I've been there. Wish there was an easy way to fix what's wrong with me. I used to have those dreams too. Mostly took a lot of work to get to where I dreamed of when I was young. Come, I'll show you more weird flowers and plants here. Like that one, it's what we call Orion's belt. It's as strong as a diamond but as flexible as a plant.  And that is most of the plants here, I think. At least the ones I know of. I've never known this place has a garden. Not really hard to see why.  Yet despite all that, the garden clock chimes. It's almost time for you to leave, right? Yeah, scp 7000 stands up. Wait, I have this first. Sanchez hands it a book. It has a cover of a woman attempting to wear a necklace. Hope that helps you. Dr. Bashir Rashid, scp 7000. Interviewing. Oh, scp 7000. Any changes that book helped you out? Yeah, I feel a lot more confident and I think most of my problems were all in my head. That's nice to hear scp 7000. Did you read the books I recommended? Oh, definitely. They were all helpful and willing and helping me find the words I need. Scp 7000 hands a book to Rashid. I didn't recognize this book to you. Where did you get it? Oh, it was recommended to me by one of the people and the meetings you signed me up for. It was very interesting and I was thinking of showing this to you. Oh, I don't like this book. It mostly talks about absolving yourself of personal responsibility for your actions to other people. This book actively destroys people's self-esteem. I have this book in my do not read list. Rashid grabs the book and throws it in the trash. Scp 7000 looks down.  Oh, sorry to trail off there. I know you've been working hard on yourself and hearing me be negative about a book you were interested in was probably painful. I'm not going to rectify that at all, though. Oh, no, no, I just think that it was a great book. So it really felt like what people treat me as what was like a like, it was like a job I can't quit. That's the problem scp 7000. You're offloading your personal responsibility to the society around you. And this really helps no one, at least of all yourself. I'm sorry. Don't be be angry that anyone else would recommend such a terrible book for your self-esteem. Anything else you want to talk about scp 7000? Nothing, I guess. See you, I suppose. interviewer manolo sanchez stricken portion scp 7000 body maintenance crew number 984 friend interview e scp 7000 scp 7000 runs into the garden her eyes are tired. You okay? Looks like things didn't go well. She threw out the book. Hey, scp 7000. Yeah, sit down. Her tears run down. Hey, now. Hey, now. Don't cry over that. Sanchez holds her two into a hug. She cries harder.  Come on now. I have more copies of that book. scp 7000 releases herself from Sanchez. Sanchez hands her a handkerchief. Here, here. I'll show you a secret.  Still wiping her tears from her eyes, she grabs Sanchez and stands up. Sanchez then slowly walks her towards a hidden grove. In the center of the grove is a bell piano. Is, is, it's a piano. Looks can be deceiving. Look at her mouth closely. Sanchez opens the back of the bell piano. Scp 7000 feels the strings ringing as she moves her hands between them. She's pretty, ain't she? Can't hold a tune for her life, but still I will play. Sanchez reattaches the bell's piano. The bell piano is back. It sits down and starts to play his waltz of the flower. That's beautiful. What are you doing there? Come sit here. Sanchez moves to the side. Scp 7000 approaches her and sits on the large chair. Why are you doing this? Why not? Sanchez plays the treble of the waltz as Scp 7000 continues to stare at her beautiful face, touched by the afternoon sun. Sanchez turns towards Scp 7000. There's no fun playing alone. Here, let me teach you how to play. Scp 7000 places her hands on the keyboard. Sanchez sits on my lap. She holds my hand. Sanchez helps Scp 7000 play to the second part of the waltz. It's nice having you here. You don't know anyone else? No, most people in the meeting she recommended mostly keep to themselves or their friends outside the foundation. Hmm, yeah, I can relate to that. Plus, they all become really weird when I said I was born here. Most of the people I manage hate the foundation. Sorry that it bled over to you. I'm used to it. Story of my life after all. Scp 7000 shivers from the cold. Sanchez gives Scp 7000 her jacket. Don't let him get to you.  Sanchez plays the base of the third part of the waltz while Scp 7000 plays the treble. Her notes store higher as Sanchez parts quiet down. It doesn't help most of the guards are really cold to me.  Huh, am I the only one you talk to? Hmm, Scp 7000 and Sanchez finish playing the waltz. You going now? I still have time. Feel better? Yeah, Sanchez prepares to leave Scp 7000. Wait, can we do one tiny thing? I read this in one of the books I asked for. I want to see if it works. Yeah, sure. Scp 7000 offers her hand to Sanchez. Would you dance with me or would you like to dance with me? Sanchez blushes. Of course. Scp 7000 and Sanchez waltz together. The setting sun's streaming from the window. Subject, regression of Scp 7000's behavior from Dr. Bashir Rashid to clients' argument. I personally believe that Scp 7000 has regressed from its good behavior. When I last met Scp 7000 it was still insistent on its request. Maybe more positive punishment will help. I will continue to discourage its demands of course, although its anomalous socialization tends to make it more aggressive towards non-anomalies. Please send some advice on how to do this positive punishment. Your input is dearly appreciated. Scp 7000 is sleeping on her bed when the door opens and lights suddenly activate. Scp 7000, are you awake? Guards, can you carry it to my office? Wait, what? Two guards carry her to Rashid's office. She first struggles to get out but gives in halfway to the office. Solary Scp 7000, I know you don't like this but it's for your own good. Ah yes, that exact line. Scp 7000 tries to scream. Rashid personally disables Scp 7000's vocal cords. And this is so you don't damage them during the checkup. They're expensive to maintain, you know. Suggest, open it up. Under orders from Rashid, Sanchez personally and slowly inspects each of the body parts of Scp 7000 both anomalous and non-anomalous. Scp 7000 glares at Rashid the whole time. Yep, no problem so far. An alarm from Rashid's sounds. Oh right, I need to update the O5s on its status. Remember to enable its vocal cords, okay? Rashid gives a wink to Sanchez and starts to gather his materials. Sanchez tried to avoid her vocal cords as much as possible while inspecting her. Rashid turns back to look at her. Oh, remember our agreements on chess? I care about you. And I'm trying my best to get the future I want over here. So please think about your future as well. Rashid leaves the operating room. Sanchez freezes but continues operating. I'm sorry. Sanchez tears fall on her face. Since Scp 7000's lack of immigrants were also disabled during the operation, she is unable to cry. After the operation, Sanchez attempted to re-enable her vocal cords, but Sanchez was caught in the act by Rashid. She is now disallowed within three meters of Scp 7000, less ordered by Dr. Rashid. But instead to enable it in the... Right? I'm confused by that. Didn't Rashid tell her to? I think the wink was like... Don't do it, baby. Oh, I see. I thought he was just being a creep. I mean, yeah, that was my first thought too, but in trying to rationalize it. Yeah. It's very, like, comically evil.  It would be... Yeah, yeah. Except in the next thing... The next report says it was a lie. Oh. Due to a workplace accident, Scp 7000 was rendered unable to speak. It's either that or that was what, like, that it's been filed as an accident by Rashid, like he disabled the vocal cords and then marked it off as a workplace accident. Right? That's what I'm saying, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dr. Rashid, interviewer, Scp 7000. Prologue, due to a workplace accident, Scp 7000 was rendered unable to speak. Since Scp 7000 is proficient in American Sign Language, the translator was present to interpret the words. I'm deeply sorry to hear about the accident, Scp 7000. Scp 7000 does not speak. Translator does not pick up on any words. I hope you don't feel bad after the incident. This must have damaged your self-esteem so much. Scp 7000 does not speak. Translator does not pick up on any words. Anyways, would you like more books to boost your self-esteem? Scp 7000 nods slowly. Lacrimal fluid slowly forms in its eyes. Hmm, noted. Would you like some comfort objects as well? Scp 7000 nods slowly. That's it, I presume? Scp 7000 nods slowly. Alright, see you again, Scp 7000. Scp 7000 looks at Rashid for a long time, then leaves. Afterward, the translator never works. Subject, urgent, Scp 7000 maintenance. From Dr. Rashid Rashid to Menolo Sanchez. It does this without discomfort, but I request the next check-up you implement thermal control or disable its ability to predict entirely using a counterspell. Dealing with Scp 7000 has been very tiring to me personally, and it would be nice if you could make it less aggressive. Please do this after the check-up and maintenance, the meeting with the O5s, and the Project Clawston Anniversary Celebration. Wonder why it requires food? Dr. Rashid Rashid, interviewing, Scp 7000. Scp 7000 is carried into the operating room by two guards, limp and compliant. Rashid straps Scp 7000 down and starts opening it up. Sanchez, check its glyphs, is it selective? Almost dead.  Okay, fine. Prepare the Transfiguration Circle. Perfect time to renew it too. Rashid runs out to grab the Transification Book, while various assistants and Sanchez prepare the Transfiguration Circle. After seven minutes, preparation is complete. Rashid steps back into the room and recites the spell. This requires continuous concentration and recitation for 70 minutes. But if at five minutes in, Rashid orders staff to bring in five liters of fraught blood. However, at 42 minutes in, stricken, an alarm goes off. Rashid's alarm goes off. The Transfiguration Circle warps and bends. Then space momentarily collapses. Blue, pink, and white float around Scp 7000, each color momentarily blinding her. Rashid sounds the alarm for containment breach. Scp 7000 runs another round of calculations to check her survivability, but because of the backlash, she sees all features that could have been. Tears fall from her eyes. She is unable, no unwilling, perhaps even unaware that she can leave. Sanchez sees her eyes. She rushes into the center of the backlash, somehow passes through the barrier and unlocks the restraints. Whispering to Scp 7000 to run away. Rashid sees this, grabs the nearby tranquilizer, and attempts to shoot Scp 7000. She closes her eyes, accepting her fate. After a second, she opens her eyes. Sanchez is lying asleep.  She stands up, closes Sanchez's eyes, and rams into the barrier separating her from Rashid. Rashid quickly runs towards the door and unlocks it, keeping it open as cracks begin to form on the floor. Rashid panics as no MTF agent arrives. The barrier shatters, and Scp 7000 runs towards the exit. Rashid dodges from Scp 7000 and cures behind the door. Whispering to Dr. Rashid, unbeknownst to him, the transfiguration circle broke to an unknown hostile geo-wise involvement met before. This led to the monumental backlash. Under the cover of the backlash, Scp 7000 was then kidnapped, and it's whereabouts are currently unknown. Scp 7000 runs down the hallway, the alarms blaring. It's stricken. She goes to her cell and grabs the jacket. She stomps of the MTF agents being heard around the corner. She rushes towards the corner and closes her eyes. She can feel each particle, each atom. They have a position and momentum, and they are traveling in a space-time. At carry one here, partially integrate and transform there, each bullet traveling through the air, each MTF's agent's hand position. Their spouses, their sons, the food they ate, the childhood they had. She calculates them all. Bullets shave off her body, but she doesn't care. But she turns around and uses the cloth. She grabs from a nearby ring to cover her face, to protect herself from the mustard gas. Mustard gas, an interesting choice. She can see the exit. It's right there. By now, the agents are all but confused. However, each of them still do their job. They bring out tasers, tranquilizers, and anti-tank rifles. Yet, just like before, she dodges them all. One anti-tank bullet blasts her arms. She doesn't care. It was too big anyway. One railgun eviscerates her fingers. She doesn't care. It wasn't what she wanted anyway. One tiny needle destroys a part of the jacket, slowly unraveling it. She screams and runs faster towards the exit. It slowly closes as the loudest alarm she's ever heard blares. With Dr. Rashid's quick thinking, the containment breach alarm was sounded. Although Dr. Rashid duperly tried to prevent the hostile GOI agents from escaping, he was outnumbered and overpowered by the hostile GOI agents who have managed to incapacitate him and disable the cameras before agents can be deployed to the scene. Unfortunately, the hostile GOI, carrying SCP-7000, managed to escape. But right at the nick of time, I cross the exit. My arms are destroyed. I keep running. My calculations have always had an electrified fence around this point. Yet this time it wasn't activated. I grit my teeth and climb on the fence. They have the electric fence buzzes. It was just lay on schedule. I smell burned meat. I keep climbing. The spiders, the snipers, the snipers spotted me. They're now shooting disintegration bullets. Nice. I'm on top of the fence. Feet charred, arms numb. I drop down and try to run. My legs don't move. Bullets are coming on all sides. I react and use my dead legs and arm to block them. Each bullet destroys a chunk of my leg and arm as I crawl away from the building. The stars are pretty. Dianysus smiles on me from up high. I am leaking something. I can still see flashes, flashlights of the agent searching for me. One agent steps on the stump where I was hiding. I close my eyes and pray to whatever is out there to save me. They don't notice me. I hear their footsteps fading away. Tears flow down my cheeks. Tonight I sleep peacefully. You know what Dianysus is? Interesting. Dianysus hasn't come up any other time in this article, so I'm confused. Yeah. Due to the special circumstances of SCP-7000's creation, normal tracking methods are unavailable, thus an HRT squad. Okay, I see that. HRT Sigma-41 cargo chasers under Dr. Rashid is made to ensure that SCP-7000 isn't recovered safely. During the special investigation, Manila Sanchez attempts to hand the anomaly over to the hostile GOI were revealed. In light of this revelation, she has to be given unpaid leave for a year and stripped of her benefits. In addition, Dr. Rashid, project founder and head of SCP-7000, were found to be engaging in personal activities using Foundation resources. Due to this incident, he has to be given pay fee for five months. However, this can be reduced to volunteer work, as he has demonstrated good behavior with SCP-7000 of. Nalgan flesh sculptors are a dime a dozen. Nalgan flesh sculptors that hate the Foundation are willing to do flesh sculpting, despite them, are as many as fish in the sea. Each of them gave me a body part. Each of them took care of me and made me feel loved. Mechanite technomancers taught me how to read and manage my own body. Serpent's hand magicians taught me how to cast. Wanderer's library taught me how to be me. I cook up a plant. I bide my time. Fake my identities. I become a researcher. I plan an escape. I know this change is nothing. I've ran the calculations. But I also know calculations aren't everything. After all, there was a future out there where I am not who I am. I would like to believe that I am who I am, not because of some fluke, but because I choose to do these things. Thank you, Sanchez.   And SCP push SCP-7000.SCP. Error file SCP-7000.SCP by Dr. Rashid PhD exists. Would you like to add your own edits to it? Yes. Please enter your name. Celeste, SCP-7000. Complicated article. So, I am immediately brought to reference two articles when I think of this one. Right. I think of SCP-2721, the- Yes. Kinch? Yes, of course. And I adore that article. Yeah, it's a fantastic article. Absolutely. And I think, and then I think of like 6113, like we have a lot of articles that handle trans issues. Yeah, like the whole allegory. And I think this one falls a little flat for me for beings, I don't want to say too blatant because I'm fine with blatant. I feel like some of the narrative tropes that are used are kind of hamfisted. The Rashid is very, very comically evil. Like when he accidentally says like, I instead of we, and like the little things that just like, it stacks up, you know. It's a lot of little things. Yeah, that's what it is. Because for Rashid, I immediately go to 4311. And 4311 is this amazing article on the Foundation's containment procedures for this anomaly is literally gaslight it into containment. Right. And it's horrific to read. It's really just. Oh, I'm not going to read that then. I will take your word for it. But that's those sorts of things upset me. Yeah, it is a first person. The researcher is talking to you and is gaslighting you into staying contained because it's messed up. It is. But I suggest it if you can survive it because that is a. I'll have to wait till I'm in a really good headspace for it. Yeah. I'm also talking to the chat on that one. But those two articles give me this like combo of putting this together. Right. But it's, I think it's just subtlety. I think it's just like, there's a lot of things happening here that are just right on the surface. And I mean, that was Jordan Peterson's book. Right. I think, yeah, I'm pretty sure it was. Yeah. And then I wonder what the necklace book was because if the first one was a reference, I'm hoping the second one was. Yeah, I didn't recognize it because they only described it via the cover. I remember correctly. The way the edits, the way the pink edits in most of the document go. I wonder. So these seem like they are. They're article revisions. They're revisions. It's kind of like if you edit an article and you check the history, it shows you like if they had done the words that were crossed out were red and then the replacement words were green, I would have gotten that immediately. Because like I'm going back to the first interview and it feels like I guess what's happened and I finally got it down near the end is it looks like Rashid is just omitting a lot of the data. Yeah, that's what it is. He literally said that we're cut out of the log and she's reinserting them. Right.  I mean, we knew that already, but like it just takes it to another level because like, you know, the comical, like the comical bad kindness of him being like, Oh, I gave you the perfect body. It's the same as mine. That's just like he says later as well. He's like, everyone's, you know, finds something about the body. I don't like even I did. So is it perfect or not? You know, it's ambitious. Yeah. Um, I need to check. And also the pronouns. I mean, it's kind of ironic, but the pronouns kind of fluctuated in a way that I believe that was an accident. Like there's a few times where the red, we know that that's that Celeste. However, there's a few times where Celeste refers to herself as an it. I was like, Well, it got me as when Celeste referred to Rashid as she a couple of times. Um, no, uh, yeah. Yeah, I know. I was like, I was confused about that too. I thought maybe like I just hadn't seen, like maybe I just like assumed like, I don't know. But like it turns out that no, yeah, it was just an accident. So yeah, that's, you know, that's definitely an issue there. Like, I don't think the dynamic between Sanchez and 7,000 is as like romantic as it should be, because it is like a weird power dynamic still. Like there's still an employee and an anomaly. You know, it's like, you know, it's, it's still kind of kind of iffy in terms of if that should be. I know in the chat, some part of this article really got me. I am certain that if I weren't a cis white guy, there would be things in here like I would resonate with a little more. And so that's why I'm like very cautious with how I'm like, Oh, for sure. I know like I totally get like the bias Morpheus stuff. That was very strong. Like, and like I know that obviously, obviously there's a lot of creepy dudes out there. Yeah. For sure. And like people like Rashid exist. I get that. It's, I think it's about execution. That's all. Also, I don't know why the, they needed to like give SB 7,000 like a super human body with like hands that could break a man, like a crush a man's hand if she wanted to. And like, like, why would they give that? It's a foundation, you know, and like in terms of how they operate, is that something that they would do is just give them as much possible opportunity.  And thinks he's got the perfect body and he's giving this a robot. Is he trying to do like a million dollar man type thing? Wish fulfillment for Yeah. Smash a man's head.  I mean, so overall, I liked the story. I just, there was a lot of things that I like narrative. Like I said, just comes down to the writing choices. I noticed that like the addendums were SB 7,000 dash number and then like the prototype names are SB 7,000 dash number. Like you can do dot. You can do A, you do dot one dash A. Now it's like just have something specific for each one.  I thought it was weird that the 999th test was the one that worked. But that was a lie, I guess. What was the first interview? It said good luck on your 700 prototype. Yeah. And then did it turn out that it was that he didn't 77th prototype run of 7,000? Yeah. So why is it not the 999th? It's the 77th because Maybe he's just fudging data again. Maybe. Oh yeah. There we go.  How did he cover up that final thing? Because he had a bunch of MTFs there. And they all shot them. They shot them.  Yeah. The disintegration bullets, that's new. Also mustard gas, I didn't like the use of that. That was a little bit topical. Maybe they should have stuck with neurotoxins. But yeah, like the mistreatment and stuff very, very visceral. They're being with the bulk cords, you know, like that, like disabling someone's ability to speak, like they don't have a voice, you know, it's like.  Yeah, yeah, for real.   Man. All right. I am happy slash terrified to announce to the chat as we close down tonight's show that because there are so many goddamn articles and how many did we read tonight five? One, two, three, four, five. Even less than the previous week. But we got six feet under. I mean, actually five and a half or four and a half. Meet me in the stars, tiefling. Ah, that's my MVP for the night. That one got that one's really good. That one was nice and it was emotionally impactful without being super, you know, messed up or like it was wholesome, but we need more wholesome SCPs. In my opinion. You see, I'm very familiar with 4051.  Yes, man. I'm going to have to. That's another. It actually is a very good one to look at for inspiration on the pearls insides one we just read. It's a very good analog with the anomaly trying to get along with staff. The staff are gaslighting it. Yeah. 4051 is a worthy thing to look at for inspiration on helping. I see like 20 collapsibles. That's a that's a an undertaking. Oh, yeah.  I'm going to read a hundred word article now because that's that's what I need is the palette cleanser after all these, you know, 13,000 word articles. So, yeah, since since this took since everybody decided to write novels for the contest this year, Bill, if and I are proud to announce terrified to announce that we're going to start doing Wednesdays and Thursdays as of next week to six hour streams or five and a half hour streams, we'll get the we'll talk this exact hours. But yeah, we'll figure it out. We're doing two days now because we got to get this done before the contest ends somehow. Somehow we'll figure it out. With that, we will see you guys in the next stream. Make sure to hit the description and hit all the support links. Donate to Samarian's tree fund so we can make the tree scream and keep Samarian alive and definitely every dollar keeps him alive. Another year right now. We're like 3200 years and the goal is a lot. The goal is a lot closer now, guys. It's it's super. You can have that that sense of completion. Yeah, we just went from like what 20 percent to over 60 percent. We're killing it gang. Oh yeah. Yeah. How do you know we just had to reduce the maximum fund need? Yeah. You know, I'm just I'm glad about the circumstances surrounding that. You know, I think that's good. Hallelujah with the insurance coming through. Yes. You make it happen, Bank. Absolutely. All right. Let us peace out. We will see you guys in the next stream. Make sure you secure, contain and or protect. We'll see you next time at the anomalous broadcast from site 42. Fly me to the moon. Let me dance among the stars. Let me see what spring is like on Jupiter Mars. In other words, please be true. In other words, I love you.


Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy Mike Stevens spoke at the U.S. Naval Academy this week making history as the first mcpond to address Academy freshmen or plebes. Mcpond shared a personal story about a time when he faced adversity in his career and encouraged the future officers to dig deep inside themselves when they face adversity. The Class of 2019 is one of the most diverse in the academy's history. Navy Week recently kicked off in Indianapolis. Indianapolis Navy Week will take place along with the Indiana State Fair and runs through August 16th. This is an opportunity for the city to learn more about the Navy and its importance to the nation. The Navy and the city of Chattanooga, Tennessee will hold the memorial service Saturday, August 15th in memory of those who were killed in the shooting at the Navy Operational Support Center. The memorial will be open to the public and streamed live on navy.mil at 2 p.m. eastern time. Visit navy.mil for more information and a link to the broadcast.


Hi, and welcome to today's webinar, where we'll show you how to get started with the new advanced dashboards. And as you know, there's a lot of valuable data in the CRM system that users record every single day, whether it's sales, meetings, or requests. But are you taking full advantage of the data? With SuperFest 10, you can make smarter, fact-based business decisions by creating customizable charts and detailed reports with advanced dashboards. And in this webinar, we show you an in-depth demo, what's new, and how to get started. My name's Jeanette, and I work with the customer experience team here at SuperFest. And my goal is to show you how you can use CRM to build relationships across the entire customer journey and deliver great customer experiences. And if you have any questions on how to get started with your processes or CRM strategy, you can send us a message directly by email, on social media, or you can also reach out on our website. If you want to see the presentation again, it will be uploaded to our YouTube channel, where you can also find more tips and inspiration. Let's take a look at the agenda for today. So we'll start with an introduction to SuperFest 10. And then we'll move on to what's new with advanced dashboards. We will look at how we can configure tiles and dashboards, how we can work with templates and default dashboards, and also look at some charts on new entities. And then we will give you some tips and information on how to get started with your solution. And as you might have heard, the brand new SuperFest version 10 was just released. Packed with new and improved features, our new version will help you to turn relationships into revenue. Now we'll take a quick look at what's new before we jump in and show you how to get started with advanced dashboards. And the first, which you also will look at today, is the advanced dashboards. Another important new feature is the ability to configure the layout of your main screens and define what information different user groups can access and see on the company or contact card. And you can save time and reduce manual work by automating various business processes without extensive knowledge of AI technology. Available services include text analyzer for automatic sentiment and language section, text translation, automatic categorization, and a chatbot connector. You can also handle your customer's service requests directly on your mobile device when you're on the go to improve your customer satisfaction rates and exceed customer expectations. And with DataBridge, you can exchange information between cloud solutions seamlessly by setting up automatic data transfers that save time, remove manual work, and ensure data quality. We've also done some improvements to our web forms. And additional features for web forms include more fields to choose from, the possibility to use sections or multiple pages on a form, present fields into columns, and we'll soon introduce new ways of publishing the web form. A new seamless integration with Microsoft SharePoint will make collaborating on documents even easier with this new cloud-only feature. And first, this is available in Pilot, but the feature will be generally available to all cloud customers later via the App Store. Another upcoming feature is sales targets. You can get a good overview of your important KPIs and set targets like activity level, sales, and average deal size so that you can proactively improve your sales efforts. That was a short overview of some of the new features and improvements in SuperFest 10. Now, let's get to know the new advanced dashboards. An advanced dashboard will let you access key information, customize reports faster, and use data to make smarter decisions. And dashboards, of course, have been around for a while. And to improve this feature, we've asked our users and they told us that you wanted more advanced features and more flexibility than today. So that's what we've done. And with the old dashboards, you've got standard dashboards and reports that are available for every user. It was an out-of-the-box solution with individual setup, but with a large number of tiles included. But there weren't any possibility to adjust the layout. And you told us you wanted more flexibility, more ready-made templates to make it possible to use any field for filter grouping and aggregation in tiles, to have dashboard administrators, to define and push dashboards to user and user groups, and capabilities on mailings, forms, and chats, and also dashboards that show performance against sales targets. And because we know KPIs and monitoring results of effort is so important for the growth of your business, but also for maximizing the value of your serum activities, it's now possible to create new dashboard reports for different user groups and individuals, a report for sales, or just for service tips, for example. And you could also share your dashboard setup with others. And in addition, this version allows you to draw on more data fields when creating your reports. For example, you can create reports on service request fields, and you get a greater number of charts and report templates to use from an online library. There are more options available to create different charts and reports either from a template or from scratch. And there's greater flexibility for how many tiles you want to show on each report. Reports can be defined as favorites, so they're faster to find. And you can drill down and see the details behind each report, where you can sort and filter to fit your needs. Now, let's take a look at the new features of advanced dashboards in Superfast 10, and how you can start customizing your own. In Superfast version 10, we introduced a new, more flexible, and powerful dashboard solution. However, all old dashboards can still be accessed in your system during the transition period. And to access your old dashboards, you can click on the dashboard button once, then the quick menu will pop up, and at the bottom you will see the option, old dashboards. Click on it, and the old dashboard solution will be loaded. But there are some important things to note. Your old dashboards will be available in read-only mode. In other words, edits, create new and delete commands are disabled when you click on the task button in a tile. And there's no automatic way to move or import dashboards or tiles created in the old into the new dashboard solution. But this can easily be recreated in the new advanced dashboards, and most of them are also accessible as templates. And by default, only one dashboard tab called status is set up, and it contains different tiles with predefined charts. You can edit this tab, or you can create new dashboard tabs where you can present all the tiles and charts of your choice. You can select from the navigator to change the current view to another dashboard, and if you fetch another, the current view will change. And if you want to view more dashboards than status and current view, you can also use favorites to add to tabs. And pin tabs are pushed to all users, specific user groups, or individuals. And we'll take a look at this when we create a new dashboard later on. And like before, access rights and confidentiality apply to the tile data, so tiles will only display information you have access to. And dashboards are ideal for all users and managers alike. You can get an overview of your individual work or your team performance. Let's see how to easily set up Superfist Dashboard and use predefined tiles, such as charts, reports, and lists to get an instant data overview and measure your work.  And from task, you can create new dashboard, duplicate, edit current dashboard, or edit tiles or layout. You can also delete the dashboard. But let's edit this one. A dashboard can contain almost as many tiles as you like. You can choose how many columns you need, what size your tile should be, and you can change position. And you can set up your dashboards to show specific tiles with the information that matters to you. So in Superfist Dashboard, you have many predefined standard tiles to choose from. And the tiles fall into eight different categories, company, contact, follow-up, sale, project, document, product, and request. So choose a predefined selection of tiles by navigating through the drop-down menu and then drag and drop the tile in the grid view. You can also use the add button. And every tile has a default size and it's also easy to adjust and snaps to grid automatically. Now let's edit an existing tile. In the dashboard, click the edit tile icon. And in the data set tab, you can edit the criteria for the data displayed in the tile. And this is the same search criteria used in find and selections. This is dynamic data, so dates or sales or activities for a specific user group, for example, will always be updated. Now let's change biggest sales sold this month. To biggest upcoming sales this quarter. And remember also to change the title name. Change the status to open, set on by user group, and set the period to this quarter. And just remove any criteria you don't need. And here's a tip. If you've used Superfast for a while, you may have accumulated a lot of data over the years. So adding filters like dates or specific owners will help with loading time and performance. Now let's go to the layout tab. Here you can edit various settings, values and formatting of the tile. And the preview on the right will also update with the selected settings. We will take a closer look at these options when we're creating a new dashboard. Click save. And now you can see the changes here in the new tile, biggest upcoming sales this quarter. And now press done. So now we've seen how to customize your dashboard and edit existing tiles. But you can also create a new dashboard and tiles, which can include various data sets, layout options, and be grouped in certain ways. You can go to task and create a new dashboard. And here you enter the name of the dashboard, the description, you can choose the theme, and the default is the one you see in the status dashboard behind this window. But you can also choose the theme with calmer or darker colors or dark mode. You can choose how many columns you want to add and in the visible for field, specify who will be able to see this tile. And by default, the dashboard will only be visible for yourself. And if you have additional functional rights, you can also make the dashboard visible or accessible for one or more user groups or individual users. And you can use pin to function to always show this dashboard for selected users. You can use this function for all users or for selected user groups or users. And using this function requires functional rights as a dashboard administrator. And a small tip here, if you choose the checkbox, you'll add all current users in the user group. If you press the sales name, any new user added to the group will also be added. Click save to create the dashboard. And the new dashboard opens containing no tiles. So now let's start adding tiles. You can add from the template library like we did before. You can adjust and position and you can change the data set. You can also add an empty tile and start from scratch. And here we can add a name. You can also click to add a translation to the tile name. And now we can start adding criteria. Let's add sales this year. So we have some data and different layouts to work with. Then go to layout. And first you get the different chart type options. And the first option is big number. And we will take a look at the rest later. Then we need to decide what to measure. Here we see count. You can change to sum or average. It all depends on the data you're working with. Let's change to sum. And sum doesn't make sense for a sales ID. So we will change to amount. And weighted amount is also another good alternative here. And then we have currency. You can select base, own currency or none. Or you can choose to hide it. And in the footer we can compare to value. And this is a fixed number you can decide. Like a goal for example. Add a label and add translation if you like. We can also compare to period. You get preset periods in the drop down menu based on what's defined in the data set. And because we chose this year we can select previous or next year in the drop down. And then we can take a look at the formatting. Add a title in the format. We can select integer, decimal or short. If we like the tile to be more visible we can also change the style to inverted color. And you have the option to change the colors of positive, negative and neutral. Let's take a look at the other chart types. Or we'll start with the pie chart. And note that any change will keep the data set so you can preview the different views and find the chart types that suits you best without losing anything. And the pie chart type is almost the same as big number but you can use the buy field to group data which you can see in the legend. For example, buy owner. You could also change the position of the legend. And if you want the labels to show number, percent or both. You can sort by value, rank or label and in which direction. And finally, you can change the layout to donut or semi circle. Now let's take a look at the column chart type. Here we'll get some more options on grouping. You can choose stack by and pick sales type, for example. And when you select group by, you get multiple columns. You get the same when comparing to period. And you can also add labels to the axis. And the bar chart is similar to the column chart. The only difference is that you will get a horizontal view. Let's move on to the line chart. Here you will get the same options as the ones we've looked at so far. You can stack, group by, use compare to period or you can add a value. And this chart type is often used when measuring progress in time. And the area chart is similar to the line chart but you will get a full area. And this is more useful when you're stacking. Let's pick another one. Column and line chart. So you can use the left axis for amount and the right axis for sales state. And you can mix two data sets in the same chart. And then you can measure by number of sales, for example. And bar plus line is the same only horizontally. Then we have the list chart. And this is great for top performing lists or last number of sales. Here we can change to sale ID. And instead of ID let's choose to see the name of the sale and the owner. And we can start by value. And then we can change to only see five sales instead of ten. Click save and adjust the tile to fit. Click done when you have completed dashboard. And if you can't find the right tile for you, you can also create your own tiles based on your selections. You can visualize all dynamic selections in graphs to give you the information you need in a quick and easy to understand way. Let's find a selection. Let's choose close requests. And on the charts tab you can select from different templates. Request by customer category, for example. And you can also edit the layout directly in this view. And now let's go back to dashboard and edit. And here we also find a tab that contains dynamic selections with charts. And it will only show selections of the same record or entity type selected in the view list. For example, company, sale or request. And you will not get all of your selections in this dropdown just the ones you've added a chart to like we just did in the selection view. And please note that when you're using a selection chart, the data set is copied and any changes to the selection will not be reflected in the tile. Click done when you've completed the dashboard. We have now shown you how to use templates, edit tiles, how to create a new dashboard and a new tile from scratch. So when you've configured and customized your new dashboards, remember that they're also available on the mobile Serum app as well. So you can view your new advanced dashboards and reports on the go. Now to the question on how to get started. If you are an online user, a lot of you have already been upgraded or will be very, very shortly as we update in Waves. And the splash screen links to more information about version 10 and how to get started with your new dashboards. And for those of you who are on site with SuperFest installed locally, you'll get access to download SuperFest 10 and upgrade your installation later this year. An estimated release is November, but there is no reason not to plan your upgrade to the latest version already now. So please get in touch with your SuperFest representative to plan and book a date with a consultant to update to SuperFest 10. So for those of you who have access, please note that this is not your typical update with lots of new visible changes like you saw with SuperFest 9. Like you saw in the demo, your old dashboards are of course still there like before. And the ability to create new dashboards is a user-specific access right that your company need to assign you and your Serum administrator does that. Then of course, you're able to create new dashboards from scratch or use templates like we showed you. It's also worth saying a little bit about the new SuperFest 10 packaging as some of the features you saw in the demo are based on the new user plans. And what's new is within each solution in sales and service, there are different tiers, the essential and the premium plan. And the user plans contain Serum functionality, which is user role oriented and configurable and consists of different sets of features based on what tier you as a customer have. And dashboards, for example, are available for all users, but the ability to customize the layout requires a subscription to the premium plan. The ability to start with empty tiles is also linked to premium. And the essential plan has read only access to the layout tab, but you can still use templates to edit and customize dashboards. And if you do not see this feature available, then contact your sales rep in SuperFest and learn more on how you can get access. Another thing to consider when you're getting started is to have defined your KPIs. And key performance indicators are the most important business metrics for your organization. And within your dashboards, you can customize them to measure and track your progress. So before you start building at your dashboards, you should have mapped out what ensures success in your team and what you need to measure to succeed. And when you have these indicators in place and you know what to measure, it will be easier to design your dashboards. And when you're focusing on important targets like activity level, sales and average response time, you will also see better performance and how you reduce your adoption. And in our 30 plus years of experience, we found that all CRM successes start with a clear ambition and a strategy. So you need to have defined business processes, the right people on board to help you succeed, and the technology to support your growth journey. And remember when you buy into SuperFest, you buy into a partnership with people who truly understand your business and are there to help you maximize the value of your CRM solution. And that's what we'd love to help you do. In addition to our webinars, we have a great team of consultants that can help you to get started with advanced dashboards. And of course, if you have any questions, your contact person in SuperFest is looking forward to show you a personalized demo and how you can get started with a new version and understand the packaging so you get maximum value of SuperFest 10. In addition, you can also read more on our customer community about the new features in SuperFest 10. And you will also find a guide to get started with advanced dashboards in the Learn the Essential section. And here you'll find a ton of great tips and how-tos on all the features of SuperFest. And of course, we have more webinars coming so that you learn about the possibilities with SuperFest 10 and improving your sales, marketing, and service processes. And all of our previous webcasts are also available on our YouTube channel. And that's all we have for now. Thank you for following along. And we hope that you are as excited as us to get started with SuperFest 10 and especially the advanced dashboards. I wish you all a super day.