Yep, Charlemagne, the guy Andrew Schultz.  Bang, bang, bang, bang, what's happening? I don't even know why I did that. You know what I mean? Like old habits die hard. It's crazy.  Like why? What was it like when you had a gun? What was that like? I got guns now. Oh, but do you do that with it? No, I've been trained before. Now you keep them really locked up, nice and secure. You don't play with it. You only go get it if you're going to like train at the range, clean it. You take your girls too? No, not my girls yet, but. But you will. Absolutely. I don't know why. I don't know if you can start training at eight. Yeah, you can start training at eight. That's fire. Yeah. But yeah, I don't know why. Now that you have one, you hope not to use it. Yeah. We're back in the day, you're saying you were hoping to get the opportunity to use it? Not really. I just like to have it. So when I do this, people think you're really about that life, you know what I'm saying? Be like, dough boy, be like Ice Cube and Boys in the hood when he just lifted up your shirt. We got a problem cause? Like it. Just to let you know, let them see the handle. You know what I mean? What would your pose be? Like when you were when you were staying out this. You went sideways. That's how you know. Whenever you see somebody doing this, they don't know how to shoot. They don't know how to shoot. You know what I'm saying? It should really be like, you know, wholly steady. Like that. You got to hold your wrist, right? Yeah. Why'd you go on top? I don't know, man.   OK, because we were high like Taylor is now. Heather, how you been? I'm actually really good. I mean, it's great to be here. It's the funny thing is that you and I showed up for work today on time. On time. That's crazy. Oh, I was the on top. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I was the on top. Maybe we were early. Maybe we were so on time we were early, Shalmy. We got a text five minutes late already from Taylor. And it just said, y'all be there in 10 minutes. And then that's it. This girl. Then she came in 20 minutes after the text.   Done smoked weed, ate edibles. Is women's history mothin' grits? Women's history month, get in their head, y'all. Women's history month, get in their head, y'all. Yo, it does do that. Women's history month, get in their head, y'all. It does do that.  You have Black History Month now, Women's History Month. You're too cocky.  First of all, all the times I had to wait for y'all. It's never happened. Yeah, we've never been late. It's never happened. We can't be late because the podcast starts when we're here. That's crazy. How can we be late? That's never happened. The podcast can't start until we're here. So that's one of the things. We have a time set too well. We've been more reliable than your period. Show. First of all, don't ever. Show. Don't ever. What's going on in a period? What's going on in a period? We've been more reliable. I've never been pregnant, so don't try it. Don't try it. Wait, is there a period? You think I'll be over here and y'all talk at work. I told you I wanted spiritual. You think I'll be over here and y'all talk at work. Wait, what's happening with your period?  No, we're talking about it. Yeah, I heard about it. I heard about it.  Wait a minute. Yeah. That's mine. All right. It's night. You ain't talking about it. All right. I'm not in your business. I'm not in your business. No, that's crazy. How you been? Did I ask you how you were, Hezzi? You did. OK. I've been good. I've been on schedule. Show me when a period is so bad. No, I don't. That's you too. No, I don't. I'm a stud. Salute to all the studs out there, yo. We don't recognize y'all enough, man. You know what I'm saying?  You do look like a stud over there. I'm a stud, bro. You got big stud energy. I was like a scorned stud.  Scorned. That's right.  I'm not the one to use the strap on.  The girl not getting pleasure. You don't.  Right, though? You know what I'm saying?  You know what I mean? What do you mean? When you was little. What do you mean when you was little? Oh, you still try doing that? The older I got, the closer I got. Damn. That makes sense. You know what I'm saying? Yo, yo. That makes sense. Unfortunately. Unfortunately, it stopped growing, but we was getting there. You was trying to go, yeah, yeah, the taller you got, you was like, oh, I got it now. I'm going to get down there. I'm going to get down there.  You know what I mean? Y'all do Pilates for what? Core strength? Nope. Listen, you know you have a certain age. After this conversation, you know what I'm thinking. Who am I thinking about right now when it comes to sucking your own dick? Oh, of course, Matt Broussard. Do tell. Comedian Matt Broussard from Guy Code, the dude who said he could do it. No, I don't remember that. He was on the Guy Code episode with all of us. Really? Yeah, remember? Oh, I know they bleeped. I know that episode just got erased from that. No, it's out. I don't remember that. No, I'm saying they probably erased it.   Sucked to some type of completion? What? Sucked to some type of completion? I actually didn't ask that. That's crazy. Yeah, yeah. Wait, why? I was thinking about somebody else.  Marilyn Manson. Remember, he got his ribs removed. Oh, yeah.  I don't know if I believe that. What? I don't know if I've also taken the easy way out. You think that's the easy way?  Or a commitment.  Or a commitment. Or a commitment. I respect commitment, yo. If you get fake titties, are you committed? Yes, you're committed to wanting big titties. I guess. I'm not mad at it. Shout out to all the studs, though. We appreciate you, man. You know what I mean? We was having. How did the studs come on your radar? What happened with the studs? No, I just been noticing them for a while, but I've been noticing people not noticing them the way they do. And why aren't they noticing the studs? I don't know. I think because, you know, when you have, like, male energy in that space, I don't know if it's just respected. Because even the studs love the films. You know what I'm saying? The studs even love the films. The studs fit in with us. That's the homies. You know, they're the homies. That's the homies. You know? So I think it's kind of like that in a way. So nobody really looks at them and think that they have empathy. Nobody really has sympathy for them because they give off, like, the manly energy. Like, it's kind of like us as men. Like, people are just starting to care about our feelings just a little bit. Yo, question. If you're a stud and we need studs to answer this, do you always take the strap with you? Because as a dude, like, you're strapped all the time. All the time. But meaning, like, you're ready to go. If you're single, you're ready to go. Exactly. You know what I'm saying? We're shooters out here. Studs pull up like this. So the studs, let's say you're kicking game. Like, you need to have it on you. If you kick game, we'll go to the gym. You need to have it on. You got to have that thing.   You got to be able to look at a girl. Shit, that ain't fair, yo. That ain't fair. Yeah, it's not fair.  Depending on the girl. You know what I mean? All we got is what we got. What we got is what we got. God damn. And do you wipe your scrap on off for multiple women?  Yes. I mean, I would hope you would clean your strap. Yo, who got the brilliant studs podcast? I need to know more about studs. If there are studs, you should know podcasts. We need a stud you should know. If there are studs you should know. I want to hear that, yo. Because there's some really specific things about their culture that we need to know. One, do you wear the strap regularly?  Yes. Number one. Number two. Do you tape down your titties or do you just let them hang? No. And if you don't tape them down do you consider the stud for real? Here's the thing. And do you tape them down?  Wife beaters. Sports bras. Sports bras.  Why are they embarrassed about their tits? Because they want to be y'all. But there are guys with tits. I don't think they want to be us, yo. No, I think that they like us. They like the way that... I think they like the way we move but they don't want to be us. But they like our energy. They like the way we move. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They like that masculinity. They like that testosterone. Yo, salute to the studs, man. Shout out studs. All the stud muffins out there. We appreciate you, yo. Yo, real talk. We need a stud on the podcast.  Just breaking backs. Yes. Is there a stud day? Yeah. Yeah. It's gotta be, right? Like, we gotta... I want to celebrate the studs. My name is Jogan. We should... I wish we could have a stud on the pod. Yo, is Sam J a stud? I don't think Sam. Yeah, no. Sam is a stud in terms of she got the strap for sure. National stud day was February 5th.  Really? Yo, it would be fine if it was February 15th. Why? Just the day after Valentine's. Because studs be out here breaking hearts. That's why I call them toxic studs, man. Wait, why? Studs be... Because they be out here turning girls out because they eat it crazy. Then they got multiple scrap ons. And they be turning girls out and breaking hearts. Man, I done seen... I done known plenty, plenty of women to get turned out by a stud. Dello almost got turned out. Dello almost got turned out. And it wasn't even a stud. It did not almost get turned out. Lucky it wasn't a stud. If it was a stud, you would have been flipped. I wasn't even close to almost. You bought her a fitted hat. If you bought her a fitted hat, you are in love. That's an engagement ring. No. That's a stud engagement ring. Yes it is. A new era Mitchell and Ness engagement ring.  Tell the truth and shame that that won't happen. If anything, I was a stud because I just dipped on her. Yeah, because it wasn't a stud.  She is.  Oh my God, she is taking a sabbatical from Dick. Are we going to the next topic? Sure. By all means necessary. By any means necessary is Taylor's segment What We Got Taylor Gang. Kat Williams shows off. Everyone keeps talking about this and trying to beat his time. Michael Blackstone. I'm not mad at it. There's no hating here. You can't hate on this. That is a 57 year old man who ran a 49. He's not 47. 47. No. Kat is 57? Kat is 57. How old is Kat? Let me look it up. No, Kat got to be 47. Kat is 50, y'all. There's no way. There's no way Kat is two years older than me. Hold on. How old is Kat? 52.  Credit where credit is due. Short people don't really age. That's a fact. Like that. That is fact. Duvall told me that. But it is kind of true. Short people don't really get old. They don't get old. That is something to that. He ran a 4.97 in the 40 yard dash at 52 years old. And this isn't like him and his homeboys. This looked like he's with an actual football team. And they clocked him doing this. His form looks pretty decent. I wonder how he moved. He was that fast. He was moving. He was moving. I'm not mad at it, man. You know what I'm saying? There's nothing to be angry about here. He is what he claims to be. Shout out, Kat. When it comes to that. Did you watch? You know he's doing a live Netflix special. I think it's a genius idea, my boy. A live comedy special. I think it's a genius idea. Especially with Kat because he's convinced us that he's incredibly entertaining when he's just ripping off the cuff.  This is the moment where you go, oh, he's going to say whatever and nobody can silence him because it's live. I have to watch it. Yeah. And it made me think about, um, I wonder how soon after club Shay Shay interview, did Netflix come to him? Because Kat really hasn't said anything. He did. He did. He did. Then he did Rogan. I think Willie D's, but I think Willie D was before. You were saying that might be before. I think it was before Rogan. I couldn't be wrong. It was. It was before Rogan, right? Before I thought Shay Shay. Yeah. He was before Shay Shay. Willie D was before Shay Shay. So he did Shay Shay. He did Rogan. He really hasn't done anything but go on tour. So it's like you give him a mic and you put him out on that stage live for Netflix. Everybody will be tuned in. Live programming is the only way to go for most of these streaming service. You've seen what Netflix did with the Jake Paul Tyson fight, right? Jake Paul Tyson fight. How you feel about that? Okay. Shout out Jake. Jake finds a way. This motherfucker finds a way. Literally two days before all these YouTube channels going it's over. It's done. Jake is finally finished. Influencer boxing finished because he had just fought this dude down in Puerto Rico who was a professional boxer. Wasn't that good? He knocked him out. People didn't really care. Nobody watched it. But I thought he was on the undercard of the woman fight. He was. Serrano. Serrano. She got hurt. She got like I think some hair dye got in her eye. And so she had to pull out of the fight. True. Anyway. So, and he just finds a way. I mean this fight is going to be massive. It's Dallas Cowboy Stadium. It's going to be the most attended fight. It's probably already sold out. Did they even start releasing tickets? I don't even know. Netflix bought it. You don't have to order it. Netflix bought it. Oh yeah, Netflix bought it. Yeah. That's what I'm trying to get at. Alive. We're talking about live events. It's going to be a live event on Netflix. This is a game changer also because it's not like there's a fee. I think Netflix could also charge $20.  But I think they're just giving away and they're getting sponsorship. This is going to be the most viewed fight. Dude, it might be the most viewed fight in history. I haven't watched a fight in 15 years. I will watch this. You're watching this. You haven't watched it in 15 years. Not that I'm aware of it. No, but check it. Check it. It's also on your phone. Like it's so unbelievably easy to watch. And even if you're out at the bar, you're putting it on your phone. You're watching with no audio. You're at a club.  I think it might be. And it's a Saturday. The most viewed boxing match in history. I don't think that that's that crazy to say. You know what it's more intriguing? It's like, yeah, what you said, Jake finds a way to make these things historical. He finds a way, man. What I find more incredible as a man born in 1978 is the narrative that Mike Tyson has created for himself that still stands the test of time in 2024, even though I'm old enough to have seen Mike look mortal in the ring more than a few times, but he still has this air of invincibility. This air of he never lost the fight. This air of, oh my God, Mike Tyson is so scary in that ring. It is really interesting, because any other fighter his age, we'd be like, there's no way, but because it's Mike Tyson. But why? And I love Mike. He was so ferocious.  He was so ferocious. I love Mike. So scary. He wasn't until he wasn't. But that's everybody. No. There was this one fight I was watching the other day. I'm going to tell you who was it. It was Mike Tyson versus Frank Bruno. Oh, yeah. Have you ever watched the Mike Tyson? Mike Tyson won both fights, but I think it was the first fight. Frank Bruno was giving Mike Tyson hell. Frank Bruno. I'll tell you about the knife round. Maybe the hardest puncher in boxing history, Frank Bruno. The British guy, right? Yes. Yeah. It was an unbelievably hard puncher. And he buckled Mike in like the first, the second round. Yeah. I mean, he was an unbelievably hard puncher. Frank Bruno was a beast. I forgot what round it was. The razor-erotic fights were good fights. I don't know if that was a razor-erotic. If you were taller than Mike and could box, you would give Mike problems. Most importantly, if you were willing to take a shot, because Mike is going to touch it. Yes. And that's what I'm saying. In this Frank Bruno fight, I forgot which one it was. It might have been the first one. I think it was the first one. I don't remember how the second one went. I was watching the first one again. Like, Frank, look at this. Frank Bruno is giving Mike hell. He's going to buckle him in the second. I mean, look at that shot. That's the thing. But Frank's eating him. He's a tough guy. Frank was really tough. That's what I'm saying. Like, if you go back and you watch a lot of Mike Tyson fights, don't watch the highlights. Well, he's knocking people out in 20, 30 seconds. He looked mortal in quite a few fights. It's not just the Buster Douglas fight. It wasn't just the Lennox Lewis fight. He looked mortal in a lot of fights. But the fact that he's still able to keep that, that, that, what's the word I'm looking for? Air. Air. Invincibility. Yeah. Well, can I ask, as a non-boxing guy, how much does the actual technical skill set erode with time? As opposed like... Oh, I don't think it does. So then Jake Paul's in trouble, right? No. I think people got to put some respect on Jake. I think, listen, if Tyson wins, people are going to go, well, of course he won. He's Mike Tyson. Right. If he loses, people are going to go, well, yeah, he's 58 years old. Of course he's supposed to lose, et cetera. So they're going to find a way to discredit Jake. But Jake should win this fight. He's fighting a guy who's 58 years old. It doesn't matter how amazing he was. Like, you know, Father Time is undefeated. So... What are the stipulations? No stipulations. Like what size gloves are they wearing? Are they going to wear headgear? No headgear. No headgear? No headgear. It's a real fight. It's a real fight? I don't know, man. No. If Tommy Fury were to go up against Mike, would you think he would easily be Mike? The only reason I say no is because Tommy hasn't really proven to have any punching power. But then he beat Jake. Yeah, but he kind of... He out-boxed Jake. Whereas with Tyson, if you don't have any punching power, he's just going to walk you down. He's going to keep throwing. Jake has knockout punching power.  The thing with Mike is that if Mike gets inside of Jake's range, he's going to touch him and he's going to cause problems. See, that was fight number two. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't know. I'm a 57-year-old man who's taking a lot of punches, bro. You know what I'm saying? Like he's been quite battle-tested. Like we're not going to see this. No. You know what I'm saying? Also we were talking about this on Flagrant.  For us to get in shape and we're younger, it would be months. Yeah, Ron would it though. Oh, he's training all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mike always posting videos of him training. Absolutely. Okay.  Mike, if you watch him in his boxing videos, he's still got it. Like a lot of that is muscle memory. Like he stays on it. Okay. You lose so much.  Chris, but you never had with Mike. I know that. Like Mike can lose 40% of what he was. Chris, when I was younger, I could put cream cheese on a bagel so much more efficiently. You lose so much more in your 50. Chris, what did you ask? I had something. I had something at one time. Now you could hoop a little. It's long gone, but I had it. Now Mike seems to believe that his basics, what do they call it? His fundamentals are so strong that he'll never lose that. I don't doubt that. Now here's the reality. People would love to see, like Jake has positioned himself as a villain in this game. And he's positioned himself as a villain and he's taken on guys that he shouldn't be and then he's beating them. And now the narrative is, oh, well they're older. It's the wrong sport or whatever, but he's still the villain. Mike Tyson gets to be the face. Everybody loves Mike Tyson. They want to see Mike take out Jake.  Come on. He's like diesel. He's like diesel. He's like diesel. He's like diesel. He's like diesel. They say Brawlick. He's like diesel, man. He's talking about diesel. So then say that. Why'd you got to say it? He's not diesel. He's in shape. I just say he's in shape. You know what I'm saying? He's in shape and he still got girth. No, not girth. He's still like… Brawlick, they say Brawlick. It ain't Brawlick, though. What is it? It's like old man Brawlick. I don't want to fight that. That's scary. That's a thing. That's crazy. Like, he still got it. But here's the thing, man. You're saying he still got it, but listen, Mike lost a lot of fights. He lost like five or six fights. Like he's like- Yeah, it's a professional fighters. Like that actually boxed the entire lives. But Jake, is that now? That's the thing. I mean, he's what, eight fights in, seven tomato cans. How many years have you been? I don't know, man. It's still a 57 year old, man. I hit my thing. If he beats Mike Tyson, I don't want this to seem like a thing.  Like I saw Jake, so I'm putting an eye on Mike to sleep. We've seen that before, Jake. Oh, you're trying to say that what he, if he does win, it's not that impressive. Nah. Nah, nah, nah. If you spar against Mayweather, right? And you beat Mayweather, that's still, that's something. Cause Mayweather never lost a fight. You know, Mayweather's still pretty active in the ring. So even if you beat somebody like Mayweather, that matters.  Now let me ask you, does Jake have to knock him out? Yeah. He has to knock him out, right? No. I mean, he doesn't have to. He can win a decision, but it'll be anticlimactic if he, I think it will almost get looked at as a victory for Tyson. Yes. If it's a decision. Yes.  Now, if he does knock out Mike Tyson, I think what happens is some other boxers step up and they go, I'm gonna knock out Jake Paul for Mike.  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's Rogan saying? What is he saying about this? Yeah. Listen, I'm not mad. God damn. Oh, you remember that fight. This was crazy. When he fought to do a Dow syndrome. What? What a new name? Nobody ever talks about this show. What? They look to do a Dow syndrome fight Mike Tyson got out of prison and it was so crazy. What was this guy's name, y'all? That was like maybe the scariest Tyson. Pull it back, pull it back. He finally released him. He's the most terrifying looking Tyson ever. Now he looks, he was so in shape, man. And I'll never forget the way in or the stare down, brother. You could see it in Tyson's face when he's staring him down.  Like Peter McNeely's kind of looking down. McNeely. Look over at Tyson. Yeah, look at that. Yo. Tyson, you saw it. Yeah, but here's the thing. Yes, when he came out of prison, he was in super shape.  Let's not take away anything from Amanda. Amanda was one of the greatest boxers ever. It was beyond, beyond great shape. Yeah. Listen, I love I am Mike Tyson. I'm just saying that it's very impressive that he's been able to keep this air of invincibility. When you look at him still like you need a code, you know, to get to him.  Does a young kid, does Paul feel that way? He's not invincible. I think there's a generation of kids right now who are going to watch him fight Jake Paul.   And it's just, I don't know. It's just, listen. What do you think happens in the fight? Honestly, I think it goes a distance. Really? I think it goes a distance. And I think. You think Tyson can last a distance? Yes. I think it goes a distance.  I mean, he went the distance with Roy Jones. Yeah. But wasn't that six rounds? Six rounds. And it was like a like exhibition. If this is a real fight and Mike fights the way he like, when we watch him sparring and he's like attacking. Yeah. Jake going to catch him. Hmm. Jake going to catch him. It's inevitable. Like Mike can't do that. Mike can't just rush in like that, fighting that 27 year old kid. Like Jake Paul, he has enough boxing ability to land one. And if he lands one, I don't know if Mike can can take that at 57 years old. I couldn't be wrong though.  Also, I don't know how much of that movement he's going to be doing inside. I don't, I wonder if Jake is grabbing them or even Mike is grabbing them. Yeah. I think it might be like one or two punches at a time. Yeah. I don't know. There's got to be stipulations, yo. I don't know. Dreya Michelle reveals pregnancy with 22 year old NBA star, Jalen Green. We are overjoyed. Got him.  How old is Dreya?  Here's the strange of things. Here's the strange of things. No, I'm not hating it. Why would she lie about her age? What reason would Dreya have to lie about her age? So she could get a 22 year old pregnant? But here's the thing, right? It's playing. Everybody talks about why would a 39 year old want to be with a 22 year old? How come we don't ever look at it from the other perspective? Oh, stop it. Why don't we? You like older women too, right? International women's day takes. Get out of here. Why don't we ever look at it from the perspective of the young man wanting an older woman? So, why would a young man want an older woman? Look at Dreya, Dreya's beautiful.  Yeah, she's not all older women. You want a woman at the height or around her peak fertility. That's the whole idea of attraction. Nah, now when you're 22. No, no, what I'm saying like- The whole idea of attraction is fucking. For what reason? The fuck? Oh. When you're 22.  All right, let's stop, let's stop, let's stop. There is a biological evolutionary reason that we want to fuck. What do you think it is? A nut. What else do you think it is? Just a nut. Are you genuinely sitting here across from me and you think that there is no compulsion? At 22, I was not thinking about getting nobody pregnant show.    You're saying that you wanted to get a girl pregnant? No. No, it's your programmed. Your brain doesn't know the difference between getting a girl pregnant or not.   We're programmed to do one thing as a species and that is procreate, make more of us. That's all we're supposed to do. Everything else, like I want to go study science in college, no.  Yes. Don't, you're not just out here attracted to any old thing. And what is that? We are attracted to women that are around their most fertile stage because we want to get them pregnant. The reason why we're not as attracted to a 60 or 70 year old woman as we are to like a 25 year old woman is because at 25, a woman is at the peak of her fertility and at 70, she can no longer have children.   You're rearing children and grandchildren of a family, of course. But some average 70 year old woman you're not attracted to. You are attracted to beautiful women at 25. Beautiful, key word. I think you're attracted to beautiful women at any age because you ain't never, at any age, looked at Roseanne Barr and said, I want to get her pregnant. You're right, but you would prefer 25 year old Roseanne Barr over 75 year old Roseanne Barr. Never prefer Roseanne Barr. I think 25 over 75. Never. I think so. You would never. I think you want them to want the kid Roseanne Barr. The headsy headsy. I think 25, you want to break that down. Roseanne Barr? Roseanne Barr at 25. You got to Google Roseanne at 25. Over 75. No, but what about when they're at peak pregnancy age, but they're ugly and we're not attracted to them at all? That's my point. I just didn't want to say that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. I just tried to use somebody that I know I could say of course, I got nobody would try to cancel. Yeah, I got it. Of course. Of course. We're not into ugly people, yeah, as much for sure. Cosmetically challenged people, for sure. Yeah. Andrea is 39. She can still get pregnant. This woman looks like she's 25. That's 25 year old. Which is? Oh, yeah, you tell me you're not taking that down. You tell me you're not taking down on the left over on the right. Come on, yo, look at that right there. Beetle juice. Ah, it's nice. Come on, bro. Stop it. She might look better now. Stug, bro. Stop it. Yeah, that was stug. I don't know, bro. That's kind of crazy. Shows of Roseanne, bro. 25 year old Roseanne, bro. Yo, let us know right now. In the man history month. Let us know in the YouTube comments already. If 25 year old Roseanne Barkey get it. Y'all go after Google, this one's very good. I don't know, man.  All I'm learning from Andy right now, he was a wild boy. Top left. It's 14 million people in the city. He told me you're not taking that down. Yo, there's 14 million people in the city, bro. Tell me you're not taking that down. I don't know how many women were in this city when you were 25, but God damn. All right, maybe not everybody could get it. That's what I'm saying. No, it's not what you guys are saying. We're arguing different things. Man looked like a Twitter egg at 25. What is the argument? Like, that is craziness. What are you saying? OK. The argument you guys are making is that what? Big back bar. Nobody's going to get mad at that. Nobody's going to get mad at me saying big back bar, are you? Nope, you know? And if you do this, remember what she said about Michelle Obama. What'd she say? Yeah, you know. Our battery's down. One for the other. Now he's jarring. Why are you threw Michelle under the bus for no reason? Because they used to say something about Michelle too. But what did you say you said you would take it down? Nah, I should get it. Nah, man. Come on, no. You think so for nine? Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is Drea looks like she's 25. Drea is beautiful. She's stunning. Drea is beautiful. But once again, nobody talks about the other perspective. They're so busy calling out Drea and saying Drea is a predator. First of all, you're not a predator if you're 39 years old and you met the person when he was 21. How's that predatory? If you were turning? Yeah, I think we have to treat adults as adults.  The word predatory is crazy. Yeah, if she met him at 16 and she was going to AAU games, that's a little different.   Babysitting is crazy. That's right, sure. So we got to look into that. If she's babysat him in his life, that's a problem. That's crazy. That really is a problem. Now, yeah. Now listen, as a dude who's 20, how old is he? 22? 22. So when he's 40. Same age as his son. Say again? Same age as his son. Same age as his son. That one makes a strange that she has a son and that's 21? No, it's just weird. That's a little bit as to it. Dude, stay older women. It's weird. It's just weird. I've always thought that, you know? I've said that for a long time. But it's just like, I'm not, I can't sit here and act like it's illegal. No.  I don't even like when we infantilize him. Like, he's a 21-year-old. How do you know what that means? Say again? When we treat him like a child. He's a 21-year-old adult in America. Yes. Like, he can make his own decisions. And if this ends up being a bad decision, he'll figure it out. But she's not grooming him. She's not taking advantage of him. At all. You're 21.  That's right. And I'm going to tell you something. If I was a 22-year-old millionaire man, every woman I probably would be dealing with would be older than me. Because these older women are amazing looking. Draya looks incredible. She's stunning. Yes. And has always been that way. So the question is this. Let's say you're jailing Green. I think this is why this comes up. Let's say you're jailing Green. Let's say Draya's got, I don't know, five more years left of fertility, maybe. So she can put out maybe three kids with them, tops. And that's pushing it like they're going every single year that they have an opportunity. There is a limitation if they just want to be together for the rest of their lives. And there's a limitation to how many children they can have because of that. Whereas some people that are jailing's age, they might go, hey, listen, I want to have six kids. And I want to spread that out over the next 10 years. And she just doesn't have that. Draya might be cool with that, though. Draya might be like, look, I'm mama bear.  If you want to get your little, we can have some sister wives. You know what I'm saying? Go do your thing. I mean, now we're talking. I'm just saying, now we're talking. She had to say a while back about, I guess, being in relationships. Like one. She was like, one more kid. That's what she was saying. So like the person you're dating, you see like a future with them? I think the question you were asking me is if I wanted more kids. And I feel like I want more kids. And I feel like at this point in my life, right? The relationship is amazing to have, right? But that's not what I'm basing having a kid on. Because I'm very nontraditional. I feel like you can co-parent without being in a relationship.  I want a kid. Let's just have a kid. And like, let's just see. Really? So you would do that? I'm very free-spirited. I'm very open and just. So. I don't know what I just watched. She wants to have kids. Nah, she even threw it. No. How many kids you got? Two, right? One? This will be our second? One. There'll be a second one. Man, salute to Draya. I don't see nothing wrong with it, man. I just think it's weird to call people like Draya predators, even when they was. I agree.  That's a weird language. He's 21. Like, at what point do we consider people adults? And what if, yes. And what if he's a young man who likes older women?  You like younger women? Is this weird as a woman? I mean, yes, he has a bag. But like, as a woman, it's just weird to even want to date with a younger guy. But you love who you love. I mean, unless her maturity level is the same as his and OK then. Now, see, that's what I'd be thinking. Yeah, I don't know what to even talk about. What is a 40-year-old woman seeing a 22-year-old guy? I don't understand. Oh, my God. Can you imagine how annoying it is to watch the Jake Paul, Mike Tyson fight with a 22-year-old? And you've got to explain who Mike Tyson is. Oh, my God. You've got to put out oldest Hindu games. Is this the guy from the video game? Yes. And she don't even know about the video game. She only know it because you used to wear the t-shirts.  Like, she's fighting to do it from the hangover. You know what I mean? Shit like that, like, I don't got time for that. Like, that's what I hate. I need to, when I make certain references, I want you to understand it. Yeah, free Draya, man. I don't think people realize what she's actually doing through right now. She got to speak two languages. That's what I'm saying. Everybody's always talking about, you know, oh, it's just so messed up for all the women to mess with a younger guy. No. Do you know what that older person got to go through?  Mind-boggling amount of annoyance. It don't even make any sense, man. They don't understand any of your vernacular, any of your slang words.   Donna Rollins was talking about being an old man dating a younger woman. I think he said this on his special. And he goes, I would date an older woman if we grew old together.   It kind of makes sense. That's what I'm saying. I know an R&B singer right now, Salute the Keep Sweat, man. Keep Sweat said to me one time. Keep Sweat said, man, why would I ever date a woman my age? He not make too much money to date a woman my age. That ain't my thing, though. You know what I'm saying? If I was out here, y'all already know what I'd be trying to get if I was single. What? Pied the bow?  What'd you say? What'd he say? But old R&B singers? That's where it's at. You would want old R&B singers? Absolutely. Stephanie Mills, Patty LaBelle. You know what I mean? For what is that? No, that's what I'm saying. That's what I would be dating. And what would you want to do?  No, that's disgusting. Why would you say something like that? That's what I thought. So you want to just have the conversation. I'd be a dator.  I'd be a dator. You a lesbian. Doesn't she make pies, too? Yes, she does. Yo, you just love pie, man. That's really what it comes down to. Older women that offer that pie? Oh, listen, I was in Austin, right? Yo, this is Christmas there. I was in Austin, right? And I was on a panel for Vox Media. We did me and Angela Rye were guests on the, what's the name of the Today Explained podcast with the O.L. King. And so they did a Q&A at the end. And this guy stands up.  And he goes, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, all the man. What is Taylor's mama's pie? Do for your mental health. And I was like, what? He was like, what is Taylor's mama's pie? And talking real low. Oh no. This is in the middle of like 20 very serious political problems. Yes! Wow! God, God, the intro, the election. It was about politics. The whole conversation was about politics. And he's like, So a guy with a speech appointment stops a very serious conversation to ask maybe the greatest question in history of all time. I got to explain to the audience who Taylor is. Were you there? Taylor's mama's pie. That's why he was stuttering. He thought I was going to be there. He just smacked up. I'm like, Taylor Haynes is a producer that works with us on various shows. Her mama, you know, loves to give me her pie. Her mama's giving her pie all the time. And it's so tasty and it's so warm. And somebody was like, yo, is she selling it? I said, not to me. She said to me, show it is free for me. Yo, what's up, real? I'm a stud.  He said, hey, crime. All right, let's pay some bills there. Wait, hold on. Before you guys go to the ad, I want y'all, what's y'all take on this? Do you see this? What's our take on what? Social media reacts to rapper Rx Hector hyping his mom up as they celebrate her birthday. Popular Atlanta rapper Rx Hector was released from jail today after being sentenced to five years in prison for iPhone robbery and assault. What do we react into? What's going on, man? He said Friday's night. Oh my God, look at this. What's up, Glock? Wait a second, y'all, don't play with her. What's the problem? What? It was a beautiful mom. Whoa. OK, he got it. OK, OK. Everybody's on his way. This guy is real. Look.  It ain't no clock. 12 o'clock on the dot. Let me tell you this. With all due respect, I don't blame him. With all due respect, I don't blame him, but it's his mom. Oh my God.  Mine neither.  That's what I'm saying. Lats, toast. I never even thought about it. But if that's walking around the house, it's hard to not want to do something to it if it's walking around the house. Yeah. That's a good question. Somebody in the Twitter comment, that's a real comment. Is that his real mom or stepmom? If it's stepmom, then it's less. I would hope that's his stepmom more than his real mom. That's crazy. The first comment under this post is Hollywood Unlock. It says, my son is the exact way with me. It's really a boy-mom thing. What? Somebody said, please stop. Nothing wrong. He's clearly playing. What? My daughter taps minds because they say it's too big for my height. And my son does as well, always making something, what did that say? Weird. That's why everything not just social media, like it's...  Got three New York Times best-selling books.   Oh, there you go, Taylor. I mean, I used to do it to my mama, so I don't want to create a double standing just because I'm a girl. What? Y'all all weird if y'all think it's okay. He didn't just tap her on the butt. He said jump. She kept tapping her butt, and she kept clapping her cheeks. We are not about to normalize this. Some of y'all love coddling boys and wonder why some of them can't function and want their woman to be their mama's kid and be raising kids is what I see from the comments. I'm a boy-mom too, and this is dumb. Hmm. I mean, I think it's strange, but I try to mind my business because I don't know what's strange in this world anymore because the things that I think are strange are perfectly normal to y'all, as those first few comments say. But I also think that a lot of times those people are bots in those comments, and if you let the bots get about four or five off early, it can kind of switch the narrative because people don't really think for themselves anymore, so they'll go in the comments to see what a bunch of people think, and then they'll be like, well, maybe I'm the weird one, because I think it's weird that he just clapped his mama's cheeks. Now, I could watch this video a few more times. Not because of him touching his mama's butt, because yo, bro, bro. Yeah, I mean, she got it. Yeah, but that's my age. You know what I'm saying? I don't know how old your mama is, but I was born in 1978. I would assume she's around the same age. No, bro, she got it. I'm like, okay, salute to her. All right? Yeah. It'd be an issue if it was her daughter. No. No. There's nothing better. Not at all. Not at all. Is he straight? Because that's the other thing. Women, y'all be letting gay men do this, y'all.  No, I don't. I don't know. I mean, I don't know. I don't know the brother. He just came out of prison. Everybody, come on, stop. Everybody can't stop. I don't know. I mean, listen, man. The each is old. I ain't, you know, that's their relationship. My whole thing is, does she have a problem with it? Clearly not. Clearly this is how they get down. You know, it is what it is. That's a good cake, too. What restaurant is that? What's that? I don't think it's the one thing. That's not the birthday from milk? Milk. Tell her there's one more thing. Shout out to the South Carolina Gamecocks, Don Staley. Last year this time, I told y'all that women's basketball was better than men's college basketball. Last year this time, when we were recording at WTF Studios, I was in here talking about how good women's basketball is. Now you got everybody with the hot take. I saw Kevin Garnett and Paul Piss saying how women's college basketball is better than men's college basketball and they can't even name five men's college players. I told y'all this last year how good women's basketball was. That's actually a really interesting point. How many men's college basketball players can y'all name right now? I can't name one. How many of them can name one? The only men's team I've been remotely paying attention to is the South Carolina Gamecocks because there they finished the season number 17 with the men's as well. But women, you got, was it Caitlin Clark? Caitlin Clark, who's a beast, just broke the all-time scoring record for college period. Salute to Le Mans Paris, man. Le Mans, what you're doing with the South Carolina Men's Gamecocks is incredible. But you got Caitlin Clark. You got Angel Reese. You got Flauginé Johnson. You got Juju at USC. You know, you got Ashlyn Watkins for the Gamecocks. It's just a great sport.  Yeah, I like it. They dunking in the games. I like it. Everybody in women's college basketball plays like Tim Duncan and Steph Curry. That's fire. Everybody. They dunk it? Huh? You said they're dunking? No, they play like Tim Duncan. Tim Duncan. They're all fundamentally sound players. And now you got somebody like Caitlin putting it on the floor. What's the young lady name for South Carolina? I think it is Ashlyn Watkins who played. She played like Kyrie Irvin, yo. Yeah. Like it's just, it's just the front. Yeah, Ashlyn Watkins. Loot to Ashlyn Watkins. Yeah, the fighting is kind of cool.  But this is more of a stud fight. Stud fights are, what? They're not stud leaders. Exactly. They used to be a time. Women's basketball. Was more lesbianic. Yes. More studly. More studly. More studly. Now you think it's not. I think there's still a fair amount of lesbians in girls' basketball. I'm sure. But studs though? Yes. Yeah, I think there's some studs. I think you could catch some strap from one of these girls. You know Papito? You don't think these girls are throwing around a strap? You think so? Yeah. No, maybe it's Malaysia. Yeah, Malaysia. Malaysia full away. I'm sorry if I'm pronouncing your name wrong. Whoa. Malaysia full Wally. Look up her highlights. Can she dunk? Nah, but her. She's like Kyrie out there with the ball handling. Malaysia or Malaysia? Let me see. Malaysia. Yo, she can't even have a sneaker, bro.  Am I? You can't get, you can't get the air Malaysia sound. Am I? L-A-Y-S-I-A full Wally. Play with the L-S-U coach said. Because people were kind of mad at this comment. What'd she say? Listen to it. No one wants to see that ugliness. But I can tell you this. I wish she would have pushed Angel Reese. Don't push a kid that you 6'8". Don't push somebody that little. That was uncalled for in my opinion. Let those two girls that were jawing, let them go at it. Now see here's the thing. I don't think there's anything wrong with that. She says she's pussy, yo. That's what I'm saying. Coach says she's pussy. Yo, girl basketball is fired. That's what I'm saying. Girl basketball is fired. Now, when you watch Don Staley's statement. Is that her name? Don Staley? No, that's Kim Mulkey for LSU. Don Staley is the legendary coach of the Gamecock. But Don Staley's statement was very good too.  I'm not mad at this because it's real. I like that. This is a real statement. You know what I mean? She started off like, yo, we don't need none of this. But if you want that smoke, go pick on somebody on your own side. I wasn't mad at that. But what I would tell her is that, you know, Angel Reese didn't have anything to do with this. You know what I'm saying? Angel Reese didn't push Flaugin' A to it. I mean, Angel, Flaugin' A didn't shove. Angel Reese wasn't the person who shoved the Gamecock player. It was Flaugin' A. So Kim, not Kim, what's her name? She just hit the game-winning shot in the three-pointer. It don't matter. No, it does matter. Oh. Okay? Why do you want it? Jesus Christ, man. I mean, does it matter? Bro. It's women's mug, man. Is that why we're talking about this? No, we're talking about this because women's basketball, Collins' basketball is fire. Let me look it up for you. Okay? That's why. What's her name? She hit the game-winning shot against Tennessee, man. You know who I'm talking about? My team. The game. Cardoso, Cardoso. Camilla. Camilla Cardoso. Camilla Cardoso was just being an enforcer, man. That's what she did. I'm not mad at enforcers. The game needs enforcers. She hit the game-winning three-to-night before. Then you bumped my teammate. I don't like that. You going to the ground. I don't have a problem with none of it, yo. The tournament is going to be fire. I'm definitely going to a game. I mean, we might have to go to the game. Going to a game. Let's pay some bills. Look at this. Look at Malaysia. Oh, my God. Actually, that was filthy. That was filthy. Malaysia is a beast. You can't do nothing with this show. What? You couldn't do nothing with it.  She's a little bite. Stop. I mean, that was pretty. That hurt all year long. She's a freshman. Nah, she's nice. She's nice.  Let's pay some bills, Taylor Gang. Taylor. Come on. Are you going to play with it at 8 o'clock 101? Really? Come on. Making big tales. It's not even like... It's not even, do I think, in a three-point shootout? No, of course not. But if she's playing D on me, what is she going to do? I don't think you'll get the ball. What if I star with the ball? You start with the ball. You're going to miss. How will I miss? I'm going to back her down. How tall is she? And I'm just going to do a layup.  She's free flight.  I'm not even gonna play D. You what you think you running the 40 right now? I'm not gonna play D. I'm just gonna shout out things that they're insecure about That's how you play deal Longer than your first Your daddy don't love you I mean you gotta do what you gotta do. I don't have the head see anymore.  You don't want to play me.   It is very exciting to watch and good for them They take it very serious man Mood and I got more stars I think that's the other thing too, but that's because most guys can go to the league. Yeah, so then NBA I mean they stay in the NCAA They get to develop stars. I know that's right in college basketball gets to develop stars All the stars that could be in the men's run to the NBA You know go like this right here you you're yeah, there you go You you were making a great point because I was gonna tell us to wipe their mouth. Yeah, because what do they got on it? Probably yeast. Okay, so here's the thing Come on Women's mind, right? We're just two dads who like to come here and be fucked. We're girl dads We can make these jokes, right? Can we brought women into this world? That's right You don't know. She's a girl dad yet. Oh my daughter doesn't know that she's a girl dad yet. What does that even mean? But how does that hurt my feelings? Just cuz you didn't start thinking When you realize it was a girl dad cuz you're a girl dad Yeah, like when I was you're not a girl dad. You're a girl that has a dad Just like my daughter You can't be a girl dad Dad your dad's You can be a girl dad You identify as a girl dad, it's okay. Are you a girl dad? This is America What's it like raise these niggas like I'm their daddy cuz They girl that's to me their girl dads to you that still I thought about it Daddy's girl. Yeah your guys are These girls is the dad, right?  Yes. Hey stud Hey, that's crazy. That's crazy. Hey stud. I am a stuff proud to be a stud. What's up? What's your stud name?  Y'all know I love me some gummies Okay, I love something that takes the edge off the anxiety. 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Yes, like what's one? Oh, so yeah, the topics range. So it's like my thoughts on Politics in the current political landscape my thoughts on being a father and you know how to navigate being a girl dad Yeah, it's just like different things you can title me was the one title mint culture Oh good and the worldwide nigga net like it's a it's things that you can actually Discuss. Yeah, you might not want to discuss the worldwide nigga net. Why? Well, you can you just would have to use the acronym, which is WWND. No worldwide nigga. WWNN Tell you I'd be WWNN.   He'll be there doing black tech green money live So we got financial literacy covered the baller alert show They'll be there doing that podcast live and just hilarious. She'll be there doing her podcast carefully reckless live She'll be doing a just fix my mess live on stage So everybody that's always calling in the breakfast club one just to fix that mess and emailing her podcast and sending her messages via her Podcast carefully reckless. She'll be doing there doing that live who you most excited to see at the at the fest I'm always This is gonna sound politically correct But I'm always excited to see everybody because I'm I love the evolution of podcast I think about it 11 years ago craze probably longer. When did when did last we can start Chris? Oh 2011 okay, yes, so rogue. I think about guys like Rogan Rogan is like Rogan's like 10 11 years old More than that. I think not that much. Maybe like he's right. We're right behind him Like maybe he might be he might be 11 or 12.   We don't pay to sell out this year So I'm always intrigued to see how people take their live show. So with that said I'm very excited to see poor minds Okay, I have not seen them live before but I've heard them a lot of amazing things about their live show Horrible decisions always puts on a great live show. I still have yet to see I haven't seen anybody better yet on stage Wow, I haven't big compliment. I haven't it's hard Shout out horrible decisions. It's hard to give that the 85 South show even though 85 South is incredible Because of what they do It's three stand-up comedians. Ah, and DC is a performer. Yeah, you know what I'm saying I see I see he not only does he do stand-up, you know, they act You know, they do music they sing like they know the stage or lends himself to that Yes, I like when we when you go see 85 South show, you know, they're gonna be good on stage It's surprised to me when I when I see like damn Mandy and Weezy really So I feel I'm very excited to see poor minds. I can't lie. I'm very excited to see a poor mind So make sure you go get your tickets April 27th Pullman yards in Atlanta second annual black effect podcast festival. When did Rogan start? 2009 2009 how many years that What is it what are in 15 years? Let me see we're 2024 so like 14 15 years. Yeah, very young still very very young crazy Very young um house passes bill The fourth tick-tock sale. Oh, yeah, what's your theory on this from Chinese owner our band the app? What's it thinking I Don't really have a theory. I think that you know the the US and I think all it whenever you see stuff like this These countries have more intel than we do these countries meaning cuz the America's not the first country to ban tick-tock Oh for sure and also keep in mind China doesn't let our apps in You know I'm saying for this exact reason. I don't want us collecting data. That's right. So yeah, but but but Taylor Made a good point earlier. Which is which is rare. She made a good point.  Okay.   No, not under where when they do those those those scratch pants. Oh, yeah, yoga pants That's why we call them wolf pants. You got the wolf She said that your cell phone your smartphone is already collecting mad data, of course So that's why I said why you so worried about this thing. No us the idea is it's collecting data So like if America is collecting data on its own citizens, that's okay If another country's collecting data on our citizens, that's a little concerning and then also when you have a social media app They can put they can one understand the culture here And then they can also push certain content to change the culture That's right So what if they push a bunch of videos that make being a Democrat really look really cool or being a Republican look really cool Or a candidate look really cool, and then they start skewing elections in that way or even radicalizing That one anime Don't you ever forget it Oh for Darby's Ever forget it Other than we know what this is This is a Chinese app in America feels like they're collecting too much of our data They could be spying on us everything you just said is true show other countries have done it I don't other countries have banned it. I think it's terrible for for Biden Yeah, because you know Everybody always want to talk about the black approval rating Biden getting his ass kicked all across the board and you know He has very low approval ratings with the youth. This ain't no way to get the youth on your side Banned in a favorite app. Yeah, and they could just make another app though Huh, they want to talk to sell to somebody in America, but So they're not against tiktok They're against the idea that the data might be going back to China and now tiktok claims No, all of our servers are here yada yada yada But there's no way to actually make sure that's not going back to China and since it is a Chinese company and since Chinese companies are Tied to the what is it called the Communist Party? Especially the successful ones. They are working with the Communist Party. So why wouldn't they take data? I'm gonna tell you what you about to see though I feel like this is just the beginning of a lot of regulations You know and legislation that is gonna create be created around social media And what's gonna be very interesting to see in the future is how much y'all really want to invest in your careers? Because I have a feeling that at some point you're going to have to have a license to broadcast Certain types of content meaning if you're on YouTube or one of these platforms and you're presenting yourself as a source for news Yeah, it's interesting. You're gonna have to go out there and get some type of license Like I don't know if y'all know radio stations and television stations. They have a license.   I think we might be a little bit different because it's it's it's a lot of what we do is satire, right?  I would think because those are there are very Specific laws in America that protects that yeah, I would think you know I would think because you know, we give our opinions I think that's the difference people know that when we're giving our opinions instead of these are the facts There's people out there literally presenting false information like there was a whole article like I'm pretty I did not send you that article Did I send you that article on the bottom? Let me read it. I'm gonna read the headline I think I told y'all to go look this up the headline of the article was Fake news YouTube creators target black celebrities with AI generated misinformation I'm sure it's not just happening the black celebrities, but you know these things are happening like there They'll take pictures or they'll take audio. They'll take the pictures in the audio and Create a false narrative around Pictures in the audio and say people got arrested and say people are you know admitting the things that they didn't do like It's all types of wild shit going on Eventually they're going to put a clamp on it. I think this right here is the beginning stages I think well, I know I take that back it started when they bought everybody from these social media apps onto the hill and Did that made them face the parents of the kids who committed suicide and all kind of stuff it started with that Yeah, this is the next step house passes build a forced tick-tock sale if they forced tick-tock to sale you about to start seeing rules and regulations and Stipulations clamped down on a lot of well think about it like with with AI and AI is now ability to create video It's ability to like write essays, right? Etc. You could put out an article you could say hey AI put out an article about how Charlemagne the god is is it actually a stud and Then you could say AI create a news website that that article is from and then you could say AI Populate that news website with news stories for 10 years and you could take one little clip from brilliant idiots Obese even though y'all know I'm saying it in jest But just me saying I'm a stud exactly and now we we could go to that website That we asked AI to create and we like this is a fake website and then all of a sudden It's got stories about random topics for 10 years. We go. This is probably a legit website. That's right That's right. I is gonna make making fake news and Misinformation so much easier and the concern isn't the people within the country The concern is People outside of the country in governments outside of our country using it to manipulate us What if what if you're China or Russia and you hear a fake AI of President Biden? Talking about how you gonna nuke?  Systems and forget about a fake conversation Signals that they're incoming missiles. Yeah, I did that's why would they do that? Well, I mean because the AI hallucinates that's one of the dangers with Oh, you're saying they become sentient and they decide that they want to this is what we should do We should AI hallucinates. Yeah Explain, I don't fully understand it, but essentially there's a point as it collects data where It begins feeding on itself.   Yeah, man I don't we it's gonna be an interesting time that we grow up in and our kids grow up in imagine like Having to tell your kids something that they read on the internet Is completely fabricated do that now yeah, what do you mean?     I'm downstairs minding my business My interview yes, so then my wife could bark man call your daddy.  Well, that's an active scam right now with car crashes They threw remote calls. They get a snippet of your voice. Okay.  I've just been in a car crash. I need this. It's my fault.  It said, you know, somebody answered says hi You're at the you know downtown Manhattan. Wow press one if you want to go for and then wow We can get him out. It's about to happen You call on AI now trying to call my dad. Oh that happened to him and they said to him I Just ran a stoplight and Crashed into your son. He's dead. I'm being detained by the police And and he was like what I just ran a I just ran a red light crashing to your son I'm being detained by the police.  So literally your voice can call your dad Yeah, and then be like hey, I'm in I'm in an emergency situation. Can you send me 10 grand? Please I can't really tell you about it. Did my dad would know that was fake That's not how the family works. I get those calls I Get those calls it's actually kind of kind of insane. What do you mean? I'm sure you understand this shows I Don't think people realize that we got lives too That we have things that we gotta pay And people we gotta pay So if you hit me and Asked me for something if you say if you say y'all want yo and then by way I don't have no problem helping people out But you can't hit me and tell me like I'm trying to get y'all.  How much you think I had to pay? I May come to work smiling every day, but on inside. I'm terrified Okay, I may look like I'm on my feet.  Why is this okay? Y'all want to have a real cool?  Yo, come on Come on man. Come on man. Be a lot of support That's all i'm simply saying like we gotta change the way taxes are done in this country We don't know where the money's going. Okay, new york should look like dubai shows Facts though. Why doesn't new york look like dubai? We don't have oil We we spend too much money in taxes for new york not to look like also our richest citizens Incorporations don't pay taxes. That's and that's the other issue is that yeah, the super super rich new yorkers They're not paying no taxes here. They're they're living in delaware. They're incorporated some other place Shit so am I but what the fuck's that got to do with anything? They're getting around the system They know they're not making a salary the rich people don't make salaries.    Yo, what else we got taylor It's actually depressing.  It's depressing It's depressing and that's why just so for everybody asking That's why I can't give you no money Let's do an ad taylor.  All right door dash might be the only thing I can afford right now You want more from delivery?   Now. Let's get back to the show and let's do some asking idiots, taylor game Damn don lemons partnership with elon must over already what what happened with that they were gonna do a show And I think they were running us running. I think this is a rollout Ford yeah, because tucker carlson got a show on x and so elon must gave don lemon the same kind of show because he wanted diversity of voices and uh, I guess elon must with don lemons first guests Where elon didn't like the conversation So don lemon is saying and so don put out a statement saying that their partnership is canceled because elon pulled the plug on it think it's a rollout They're gonna put out the episode. Well, he's he already said they put not the episode anyway, but I think it's a rollout And then where would he go? Continue on twitter. Well, it's gonna be on youtube. I mean, it's like tucker carlson show It comes on youtube it comes on x. I don't I guess it premiers on x then goes to youtube I don't know but I just think it's just a rollout for everybody to tune in to watch you The most common problem that's what I think as a person who knows the thing or two about manipulating people for rollouts I think this This is a rollout. Uh, Alexa grin says what is your favorite way to express yourself? shochi My favorite way. Oh nocturnal emissions Okay, okay farting what you're saying. No, no, no, no. What is nocturnally mission? Uh wet dreams Really? Yeah, I've been having some wet dreams Yeah You want to give us more details or no, I mean, I just come really fast. I apologize and wake up Who do you apologize for your dream the girl's sucking it up? Oh, yeah Hey, that's the whole point though if you if a girl's giving you head like you want it to be quick Like why would you sit there and disrespect her by having it in your mouth? Have you know put mad along? Yeah, that's a great point.  You don't even chew gum for that long, bro Think about the thing about when you put something in your mouth How long if you was a cigarette smoker how long to take a smoke cigarette? I don't know a minute If you was uh, if you was a gum chewer how much long how long you going to chew the gum?  No Here I am feeling bad for these girls. They're whole day.  Your jaws hurt, right Taylor? Oh, I'm not disgusting what I do, but I've heard that it hurt. Yeah What? I've heard that it hurt Oh, that's right. Because we heard that from trav Oh, okay. Yep. No, but you do it yet. Yeah You like bigger guys cocks you say that a lot more on the show you said on the show a lot but what y'all call big is like This I feel like I like this When your dad and brothers say when they listen to this If I was your brothers you'd be like, yo, my dad knows not to listen My favorite way to express myself clearly is talking duh And that's what that's what we do. You know, I like to talk All right. Yo, this is a good question question. Okay, Alexa gran same person Oh, you got a back-to-back Alexa.  Well, yeah as a person of color The future I mean the way the world's going, I don't know if I might pull up to the future Damn, they really got y'all.   Once I see 20 30 years down the line Oh, and then you come back now. I'm 65 and I'm the prophet. You're the oracle. You know what I'm saying No, the future. It's got to be future. It's got to be just gotta be the future man. Yeah gotta be the future Um probably hashtag poet, but I also think we say that because our parents are still alive I think if our parents aren't there, then you then you start going man, I might want to go back and hang out in the future We're only there for a brief time. We got the DeLorean So we're in the future. Yeah, you know, our parents are gone. I wouldn't even go. No, I'm saying like I wouldn't even go Look that shit up though Like I wouldn't look to see like when my parents I wouldn't look to see when any of my people actually passed away I wouldn't I wouldn't want to know that I'm saying if our parents had already passed away We'd probably want to go back in time and kick it with them for a minute. No You crazy Why You feel with them says day one What do you mean? Yo, this is a crazy question. This is a crazy question.    It can be productive. It could be helpful. I don't know if it's healthy But it it could be helpful. I think it could be healthy Healthy depending on the circumstance.  No, that's a great Workout and that could be the same with anything your posture and yeah, okay. I hear I hear you. That's right I hear um as long as it's not crippling if the insecurity is crippling to the point where like you can't make change in your That's right.  Mine is crippling. I know people who can't leave the house.  You know, so I think yeah, I think I think insecurity could be a healthy human emotion What's your insecurity Alex? My height And then you can do about that though. I mean you could get surgery if you wear shoes and make yourself taller Okay Taylor, what's your insecurity? It's nothing like physical. I'm a physical.  Well, then really Interesting that's I'm so confident though. Like I'm scared.  Like nobody could say the things you say If they didn't have ultimate confidence in me It's just the fact what about you Chris? What's your insecurity? Yeah, I'd say it's a version of Taylor like not measuring up. Yeah, would be mine to my circumstances. Yeah Interesting. I just think yeah, yeah, what's yours, charl? What is my insecurity? What is my insecurity?  I might go follow that bro. I'm just saying how am I supposed to follow that when the person Can't drop the m bomb was sexually abusing me as a child and then I made them stop They would call me ugly and all kind of stuff So there was a thing in me that just wanted to give people what they wanted Even if it made me uncomfortable even if it was till my detriment I would still do it So I would say the insecurity is like I I guess a form of people not liking people pleasing. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's That's what it is people are not liking me if I don't do something for them So it makes things like very trans transactional, but I'm at the point in my life where I just I like to be of service So I don't mind doing things for people, but I'm doing things for people because I genuinely want to do them Yeah, you want to do it. You know what I mean? Yeah, so yeah, I think that would be my my insecurity Hey What about yours? You don't gotta make it deep. Tell us. Yeah, tell us unless you want to Tell us I know what it is. What's playing security? I feel like it's something with your daughter Daughter just got here. That's that's a normal parental paranoia What that's not insecurity. It's not insecurity. I wouldn't call it insecurity There's anxiety a lot of anxiety for sure. You want to be a good dad and do those types of things Yeah insecurity. I mean there's tons. I mean for a living I literally go in stages and you know seek the validation of strangers.   You gotta do it. No, you don't Now that you do you really don't it does feel I mean, I love it Yeah All right, there's nothing I love more than the person who keeps going on that stage Trying to figure it out.  You're not figure it out.  I love I wish I had that kind of confidence because I would have quit Um, hold question isn't always about making them laugh or are you oh my god? Wow? No, this is a good This is a good question. Like what are you trying to get out of it? I think that like There's no, but no because he's he says So are you it's making him laugh? I think on like your terms at least for me I think that maybe there's I think there's some people were like just getting the laugh at any The thing is okay. The only reason I'm asking I feel like Dave Chappelle I don't feel he's looking for people to laugh anymore I feel like to make them look at a different when jade Dave Chappelle doesn't stand up. He wants you to laugh But we was talking about this earlier. We was in the group chat through to our god D block We was talking about what we look for in comics and number one the root of a comic is funny So that's the number one gotta be funny. Make me think This is my personal point. My personal take make me think make me laugh. Make me think make me cringe Make sense make simplify something complicated. Yeah, that's what I want my comics to do Make me laugh make me think make me cringe simplify something complicated and if and then on top of that the cherry is if you can make Someone feel something. I think that that's really important if there's like a feeling that resonates. I think that's That's really great. Make them feel. Yeah. Yeah, but yeah, I think that's a great great way of looking at it Whole underscore sc says can y'all talk more about the business in a brand idiots and how it affects y'all's friendship?  Yeah You know, I don't think we've ever taken the business I think taylor's been robbing us blind you think yeah starting some sort of like pie factory down there I've been asking when y'all gonna come up with new merchants. Yeah, we need to be better entrepreneurs.  Yeah a lot Yeah, like a lot lot and they be wanting to rep Rep So we need to do that. We need to get some merch going Let's make it happen. All your fans have gel in their hair Mine. Yeah respect. I've noticed that whenever a guy comes up to me and they got like how your shit looking out of slick back Or the g easy. Yeah I know they bought I'm I'm I'm not even joking I'm a I could actually if I could pull out my phone every time that happens.   There we go boys. I'm telling you I've noticed it. I told my wife that the other day. I'm like, you know, I don't know I don't know. We got a look we got an aesthetic, you know Yeah, it's a lot To be honest with you, it's a lot more people Who talk to me nowadays? Maybe because I don't be out. So maybe I notice it more Yeah, but when I go out and it's a lot more white people. I think it's where you're at in your life It's easier than financially. You think They either said they don't hang out with blacks anymore, dude. No, I do. I have a lot of black friends But it's it's it's it's where they see me.  You're like, uh, that's not true Like I only hang out black people that have passports.  That's not true Yes, yes, I created my own ecosystem. You have a great ecosystem It is it's interesting. It is especially the news angle of it all is very interesting Why why was that because like, you know, you have white people walk up to him and be like You keep talking that truth, man.   Yeah, exactly and he was with hydra And he didn't know if they was on him.  I'm being honest with y'all Like, you know, he'd be in the elevator with a bunch of white people and don't know it and be like Milk it milk it What do they do let them through they get warm cut the line. Yeah He's one of the good ones guys This is satire guys. Now. Do I have to sit? It don't even matter. They're gonna take the No, let it go. Let it go. Let it go. Let it go Somebody's just gonna take this clip and put it on twitter and is this gonna be me whispering? And I got Watch watch watch watch now.  Oh, this is a good one Oh, let's do these last two. These are good e-man 96 says do you think robert kennedy has a chance to win the election show? See You just had them on Yes Really Why lock and change? I think he obviously needs to get more popularity I think if he had his voice like if his voice didn't have that issue, I think that he'd be like No bullshit a legit He could even be the frontrunner. I think it's just harder to hear him and listen to him talk I mean he even says as much but like I think that what he's saying is resonating with a lot of americans I really do. I think I think he's gonna put a lot of cracks in the glass ceiling I don't think he's going to shatter it but I will say this since 2016 I've been wondering how come A third party candidate doesn't pick up more steam. I think it's two reasons number one Most of them don't have the money to really compete with the big boys. Number two It just hasn't been that game changing candidate I do feel like it's coming though because I feel like People want something different so bad like people don't like trump. They don't like biden America isn't beat for the two-party system slew to my guy tim ryan. He always talks about the exhausted majority I personally believe that's most americans.  He's gonna serve and we want something new I think when the right candidate comes along Running third party and they actually have some real money like how aros perot had back in the day They go make some problems. There's a problem. They go make some noise. I agree. America is right for a third party candidate the last two the last Three elections.  We say some I ain't got a chance to win so i'll just vote for the last two evils It's like the only way you're gonna have a third party is if you start voting when I did the the talk in austin me and angela rye would uh today explained Slew to my man christmas, you know, uh at amazon He bought that point up and there's a lot of people that feel like that like they're like, yo We're tired of the two party system. We want something new. How come we're not giving more third party candidates? Put your vote where your mouth is and what you said is true shows people tell it they tell us Only these two can win So you feel like you vote for one of these other people is a waste But that's just not how put your vote where your mouth is and this one young kid came up to be at the Vox media thing man. He said something so real he goes charlamagne.  I don't have an answer I don't I don't have an answer to you.   How would you answer that question chris? Because the alternative is worse and the corruption that he's describing Is real but it's not 100 per cent pervasive But you're basically choosing between which corrupted candidate because they're both corrupted by different lobbyists So the argument that you basically got to choose your lobbyists Don't even choose a candidate Choose the lobbyists that are trying to corrupt the candidate and then go with them because the lobbyists are going to represent your point of view Oh, that's my time Okay, um, all right. What do you think chris to that point? You want to or there should be a candidate who runs on an anti lobbyist platform Impossible. Well, Trump tried to do that in 2016 No, yeah, he did he was saying how he was paying for everything with his own money and he wasn't in the pockets of these corporations But his homies are owned the corporations Yeah, you know, so trump in theory made a lot of sense and practice is a complete different scenario, but There could be somebody else I gotta roll guys What about the own trump man russia china because somebody's gonna pay that bill Something's gonna do it russia. I think you already happen Listen, as always if you uh, listen to this podcast, you think we're smart. You think we're intelligent You think we're brilliant.  Thank you for listening


What's up, everyone? Welcome back to Realistic Gaming. Junior's not here today. So today, we're gonna watch a few Peppa Pig horror movie videos. And we're gonna be watching them from this channel called The World is Ending, and I'm late for work. But let's just get to it. Let's check it out. The thumbnails look crazy already. But let's just see what they're talking about. Peppa Pig horror movie parody. That's the first one we're gonna watch. I like this. It's very grown up. It's chocs, knees and toes, knees and toes. Oh, that's my song. Oh. Yo. I think it might be broken. They should actually make a Peppa Pig movie like this. Real. Peppa, mommy doesn't sound very happy. We best hurry, then. Honestly, this looks pretty good.  Ha, ha, ha. Yeah, I like it already. Oh my God. I'm not sure how to tell you this. Look at that. Beautiful family. I think our pig has passed away. What? That's a lot of bacon. What happened? Oh, we're still not sure. We got into an altercation with Granny Pig and she was only defending herself. This is crazy looking. Wee, wee, wee, wee. Oh my God. What were they arguing about? Apparently it was over nothing. You just got very angry.  I'm a little bit shocked right now how this looks. Well, yo, but look at the hair. Look at the hairs on its skin. Like, do pigs have hair? I don't. I'm not sure actually. We'll see. Wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee. Stop it! Wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee. Oh, Pepper, stop causing trouble. Just let Daddy Pig consume your skin. Wee, wee, wee, wee, wee. Stop your protesting. We must consume you, darling. Wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, wee. What the? I have no idea what's going on right now. He just turned red.  They got turned into jelly? What? Pepper, what have you done? Everybody died. He was in their flesh, George. Oh, Pepper did it. And the offer had to be made. This is you, Pepper. This is you, Pepper. He's wilding out right now. George, I don't know what's happening. We need to leave. I am not going anywhere with you. You should have gone.  I need you to trust me. Okay. I trust you. Pretty dumb, though. He's creeping me out, but he's dumb. Is that like a space octopus or spider? Or both? No, that's not like a spider, but it has like an octopus head. Yo, this is really good right now. Why are you being like this? Be not afraid, George. Did they just enter the atmosphere or what? I don't understand.  What the heck? No, I have no idea what I just watched, but that was kind of cool, kind of creepy. I want to watch it again. Give that video a like real quick. But let's watch the next one. Oh, wait. This is part two? Wait, what? This is part two over here. What's this? Okay. This is the part two. The Peppa Pig horror movie final parody. Oh, so this is the last part. It's too late, George. His presence is already here. What is that? The parents have already gone, George. I don't want to die. I don't want to die. His warmth is already in your flesh, George. I feel cold, Peppa. We're turning to jelly. I'm scared. The offerings are failed. See, that's like a bacon monster. See, I always be talking about bacon with Peppa Pig, and look, I was right. What? Yo, it just ends all abruptly, but that was pretty dope. I'm not going to look. It was creepy, but it was dope. I'll watch it again, honestly. Hopefully, he keeps making some more, so go follow him. Please make sure you guys like, subscribe, and all that. Appreciate it. Until next time. See you guys later.


The BSU soccer team entered the NSIC tournament as the top seed in the field, if they beat the 8th seeded Umeri Marauders, they would host the rest of the tournament and be in the driver's seat to host in the NCAA regionals. But they had to take care of business first. The Beavers won in the regular season 3-0. Marauders on the attack in the first 10 minutes. Jade Smith with a shot from distance off the crossbar. Still scoreless in the 57th minute, Allison Smith with a golden opportunity, but the shot is right at Madison Waltman. We head to overtime with no score. The conference's leading goal scorer, Rachel Norton, fires post Malone. Two over times, no goals. We head to a PK shootout. In the second round, Jade Smith shooting for Umeri, and a phobia makes the save. It's tied at four. This would be for the win. Emily Koss is denied by Waltman. She's fired up. We would go to the ninth round. Phobia guesses right, but Mali Brodvix's shot is just too good, and the Beavers need to score to continue the shootout. Melanie Peltier is denied. The Marauders pull off the upset they win the shootout. Eight to seven, and Bemidji is left to play. The waning game selection show will be on Monday night. If you enjoyed this segment of Lakeland News, please consider making a tax-deductible contribution to Lakeland PBS.


Classic video game characters clash on the big screen as I battle 1993 Super Mario Brothers versus Sonic the Hedgehog on movie feuds Why these films are live-action I'll never fully understand But at least Sonic gets a half right with animating the Hedgehog and supposedly Super Mario Brothers Has an animated film in the works the blue blur voiced by Ben Schwartz is perfectly rendered on the big screen And at this point I'd like to think we're adult enough to move on from the fact that Sonic looked like something out of one Of my worst nightmares in the initial trailers for this film that thing is horrendous I want to kill it Schwartz has a high-energy attitude which works great with the speedy alien joining him is actor James I was treated very poorly in the X-Men franchise Marston. He plays Tom aka the Donut Lord who is so bored He is often seen talking to himself or other animal passerbys rounding out the leads is Jim Kerry Who has always commands the screen whenever he's present his version of dr. Robotnik may be slimmer in the waist But is larger than life personality more than makes up for it We get a few more video game characters for very minimal screen time a pack of a kidnase hunts Sonic early in the picture And we see tails pop by right as the film's ending just drops in the focus wisely stays with Sonic for the most part And why the film does have some nods to the games It doesn't feel the need to throw them out there every five or so minutes the Super Mario Brothers movie By contrast constantly name drops bad guys and allies from the series make no mistake though None of them are even remotely accurate remember those fat fish on the water levels that would pop up eat Mario in one swift gulp Believe the name was big Bertha. That's now a heavy set black woman plumps those gray things that crush Mario That that's now a word on the side of a building. It's it's like a store I guess toad is a burnout hippie that well, you know what that one is actually that one's actually accurate Yoshi looks like a reject from Jurassic Park who is at one point stabbed in the face because it's later on the audience is already very Desensitized by some of these types of acts they've seen an old woman get thrown off the side of a bridge King Koopa Attempting to seduce a princess with locker room talk, and then of course there's our protagonist Mario threatening to kill anyone who crosses him It's for kids speaking of Mario Bob Hoskins takes up the plunger alongside John Liguizamo as his brother Luigi I think we all are familiar with Mario at this point in our lives the pleasantly plump plumber Who is willing to cross fire and brimstone to save the day is cheerful? He's joyous.  Bob Hoskins takes things in a different direction.  He's he's more upbeat Positive he seems like a hero people can rally behind and actually stop King Koopa King Koopa played by Dennis Hopper Looks like a guy who has a bridge to sell you He's kind of a sleazy business tycoon of sorts and you only see him take dinosaur form for maybe 10 seconds and come to think Of it, I don't think Bowser was technically even a dinosaur, but some sort of anthropomorphic turtle But I don't think anybody that was involved with this film even knew Mario was a video game So for starters Mario and Luigi are in a swapped color palette for a majority of the film Luigi's wearing red Mario's in like a grayish-green and you only get maybe 15 minutes of them in their iconic outfits no saving the princess in a castle here either instead. We have Daisy Aka budget peach. She's played by Samantha Mathis an actress I'm convinced only made it in the industry because of a relative the goombas are now giant freaks of nature instead of little brown Craps to jump on so they got nothing right, but hey at least there's a roomful of hookers who are pretending to have other occupations It's for kids You'll notice I spent more time talking about Mario in round one than I did Sonic and that's for two reasons one I already did a sonic movie feud against detective Pikachu So if you haven't subscribed yet feel free to do that now I have hundreds of movie feuds episodes along with other content to perhaps move the needle for you Secondly, even though I personally think Sonic is a far better movie It's also a far more predictable and by the numbers affair the Mario film is so insane It's hard not to talk about it be that as it may I want to talk about the sonic storyline quickly So we can get out of the way the film opens getting to know Sonic a bit We see his incredible sense of speed and the danger that power represents both to others But mostly himself as some outsiders want to harness the ability for themselves Giant I will give Sonic a bag of magic rings and he bounces faster than the Dreamcast sales figures It's the that wound still fresh for me I was I was a Sega supporter with Sonic's owl friend presumably being speared to death and our blue buddy a long way from home He's on his own now that is until he meets Tom the sheriff of Green Hill That's the name of the small town. He occupies and a large wing to the audience Unfortunately for Tom Sonic had a bit of a hissy fit the night before which triggered an EMP burst that caught the attention of the government Enter dr. Robotnik and plenty of shenanigans as our leads take to the road in a cross-country trip to retrieve Sonic's rings and thwart the authorities Sonic seems to be able to run faster than light itself So you would assume he could just run there and back at the time It takes a drink a cup of coffee get those rings in a little afternoon, but this isn't about the destination That's about the journey at the end of the day. It's really an adventure a sonic adventure. You could say The Super Mario Brothers movie is like Ghostbusters Blade Runner Mad Max and of course Pluto Nash all mixed together How could you possibly make that work? Well for starters you hire the dynamic duo behind the movie Max Headroom It also helps if Nintendo gives you full creative control and doesn't seem bothered that the lead character in your film Doesn't even know who Mario is the film opens with one of the worst animations I've seen since Titanic the legend goes on. That's a real thing We're told that dinosaurs only mostly went the way of themselves the ones that didn't bite the dust survived in another dimension Accessible via Brooklyn dig site. I mean, I don't really know I just I just rewatched this and I'm not really sure that is what's happening But the whole thing's nonsense. Anyways, the secret world is ruled by King Koopa He's never mentioned as Bowser, but I believe they're one of the same kind of like eggman and dr. Robotnik The inhabitants are evolved dinosaur people that can be De-evolved if they step out of line by some wild tech Koopa has at his disposal The goal I think is for Koopa to merge the world's back so he can rule over everyone The only way to accomplish his goal is to find Princess Daisy and have her use a special meteor fragment to blah blah blah the whole thing's Dumb as hell the Mario Brothers get mixed up in all of this because Luigi let her use a pay phone earlier in the day Eventually she gets kidnapped and the plumbers need to unclog this mess before you know what no I don't need to come up with plumbing euphemisms all the time. We can just tell this normally so much more happens But it's just mentally exhausting trying to talk through it Dennis Hopper uses a super scope to turn a businessman into a monkey and everyone laughs at the situation And that's with like five minutes left in the movie. Let's talk about production Sonic the Hedgehog is everything you come to expect from a big-budget family flick in 2020 Chris, high-def visuals, some great sound design featuring the classic Sega mascots hits, a couple of really sweet slow-motion sequences Full of silly antics and Tom Fulery Tom Fulery doubles as a pun because it's an old person's expression But also Tom is one of the lead protagonists and he also gets into a lot of goofy situations The best jokes are ones that you need to explain my biggest criticism with the flick would be how by the books It is there is nothing new here in terms of visual effects or creativity We've seen the slow-motion stuff in X-Men and other superhero properties We've seen the buddy road trip format many times over and the whole fish out of water premise is very played out Jim Carrey can be a bit much for some not for me. I'm happy to see him in his old form again But as I've said, it's all very formulaic. This is me doing formulas or something I don't know just just keep watching please It's not a bad thing But I hope the sequel takes things a bit further and this is where some would put praise on the Super Mario Bros. Movie as it's definitely its own unique thing That said I could take a crap in a box decorate it with glitter and sparkles and light the thing on fire Pretending it's the Legend of Zelda movie. Now. Is it what you were expecting? Of course not. Was it different? Yeah, absolutely. Does that make it good? No, not at all. You could talk about it But at the end of the day that's that's not what that property deserved and that's where this Mario movie falls for me It's obvious the directors had no intention of making a video game based film They just shoehorn that stuff into their passion project. They pulled a doki-doki panic on us Mario 2 style They rebranded one thing into another it's 10 cloverfield Lane, but bad I already mentioned that janky fugly animation they put at the beginning of the movie It seemed like something that was last-minute hail married into the picture But then there's the sets that are all dark damn kind of strippery and definitely has that 90s stank all over it There's a scene in an elevator where Mario Mario and Luigi Mario Yes, those are the real first and last names make a bunch of goombas dance to the music seems like it would have been a perfect Opportunity to oh, I don't know put in a Mario theme song Hell I would have been happy if they put in any Nintendo property song, but instead it's just some generic crap Why there is a fungus turd that slowly drops from the ceiling and I think that perfectly encapsulates my thoughts on this picture I'm old enough to say that I saw Super Mario Brothers in theaters sadly as a kid I liked pretty much everything so it took an awful bad film to really disappoint me to really cut me deep Shrek Not only was it nothing like the video game It was a joyless colorless emotionless affair that had no business being on the big screen now I know there are people out there that happen to enjoy this thing and I have to imagine It's not for the reasons we enjoy actual good movies But because it's like a memable and just really bad to the point where it's like watching a car accident You know you just you're interested in how it could get everything so badly If I'm wrong though, and you like it because you genuinely think it's a good film Well, then you're part of the 20% that voted for this thing the other 80% enjoyed the familiar But at least competent Sonic the Hedgehog had the original Sanic design stayed intact. Well, we might have a closer ballgame But as it stands the blue blur takes the win It might be the first time he's beaten Mario at anything And now that I've triggered fans on both sides of the video game coin Let me remind you to like the video and subscribe if you haven't I put out content. It's it's decent It's it's it's worthy of a subscription I think and I also want to let you know this is more than just reviews. This is movie feuds now I will I will leave you with with a scene that has been waiting 27 years to wrap up The teaser to Super Mario Brothers 2 Take it away Daisy I believe