October is Famous Monsters Month at 50th Street Studios. Join me and my co-hosts at our Twitch channel for classic monster double features every Saturday evening this month. See you there. Greetings. Welcome to 30 Second Sci-Fi. I'm Keith. I'm going to talk this week about Red Nails by Robert E. Howard. I was just looking on Wikipedia. This is apparently the last Conan story that Robert E. Howard wrote. I did not know that. Anyway, it's one of the most famous Conan stories. I've seen the title referred to all of my life. Didn't know what exactly it was referring to. But now I've read it and I wasn't terribly impressed with it. It's about Conan and a badass warrior woman named Valeria who have chased each other far to the south of some unknown jungle country. They fight a dinosaur and then they come across a lost city, a vast lost city that its origins have been lost to time. Nobody knows who built it or why. They start exploring it because the walls are covered with jewels and they're wondering how could there be all these jewels and nobody knows. Nobody's tried to steal them. It becomes apparent after a while that there are people in the city. They live underground and they tend to eliminate everybody who comes in there. Well, Conan and Valeria, they get at the secrets of the society. There's two different factions living down there picking each other off and there's almost nobody left. There are monsters living in the lowest levels. It's just more of what you would expect. Again, I wasn't crazy about it. Thank you for watching this week. Please come back next week for another science fiction book review. And please become a sponsor. Follow the link on screen and in the description below where you can make a monthly pledge or a one-time donation to help me make more videos.


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So when we think about human-caused climate warming, we think about the effect of the temperature getting hotter. But we're also seeing that the variability in the oceans that surround Australia is getting larger. So when we have one of these positive Indian Ocean Dipole events, we get cooler than usual water in the eastern Indian Ocean, so to the northwest of Australia. And what that does is to change the atmospheric circulation and cuts off one of our really important moisture sources. And so the worst bushfire seasons that we see in southeastern Australia have tended to follow these cool events in the eastern Indian Ocean and have much more of an influence in that part of Australia than what El Nino events in the Pacific would have. We've been using corals to reconstruct the natural variability of the Indian Ocean Dipole over the last 1,000 years. Corals are like the trees of the ocean and so we go and we look at the growth bands and we measure the chemistry of those growth bands and they tell us what the temperature of the ocean was like when those corals were growing. So one of the big questions that we've had about variability in the Indian Ocean is how closely that's tied to what's happening in the tropical Pacific. And what we're able to show with this new data is that they're very closely tied and that gives us some really important avenues for how we understand the climate processes there and having this information with a long record of how that variability operates can help us see that we have this trend where we expect these events to be happening more often and to be impacting our communities more often. We can see that there's the potential for these events to be even stronger than what we've already observed and so we can expect even more extreme conditions in the future and so that gives us some real cause to think about how we deal with these impacts as we go forward.


So real quick team keeping clean before we get into this video. I just got to say for anybody out there that's going through anything, just keep pushing man. Keep pushing, keep just trying your hardest to get through it and you will. It may take some time, it's gonna take a lot of patience, but just try to stay positive about whatever it is you're going through and just keep fighting man. I love y'all and I really really appreciate all of y'all. Y'all always come through and show so much love and it like I said it doesn't go unnoticed. So I just wanted to let y'all know that before we hop in this video. But anyway, there's been a lot of talk recently about Jets safety, Jets star safety Jamal Adams. We know that he is a very very very talented player. He is arguably one of the best overall safeties in the league right now. The impact that he has on the game, it's a beautiful thing. It's a beautiful thing. But he has just not, he's not happy with his current situation with the New York Jets. And that has led to him requesting a trade from the New York Jets. And yesterday it became official after about a month of rumors and speculation and oh yeah he wants to be traded and oh no he doesn't want to be traded. Yesterday it became official that Jamal Adams his camp let the Jets know like hey we won out. So it led to a lot of speculation from fans about how Jamal Adams could fit with their team and if Jamal Adams could even fit with their team. Because right now a lot of teams are strapped pretty tight against the salary cap and of course with the possibility of no fans being in the stands during this upcoming NFL season, teams could be even more strapped going into next off season with salary cap space because it could possibly be reduced. So that's the thing that we'll just have to wait and see what happens. But Jamal Adams yesterday he listed um he listed six or seven teams yesterday that he would be he wouldn't mind being traded to that he would actually welcome a trade to those teams. And those teams were as follows it was the Cowboys the 49ers the Chiefs the Eagles the Seahawks the Texans and the Ravens. So that led a lot of fans of those teams to be like who to just imagine a scenario where you could envision Jamal Adams lining up with your defense how it would look what kind of impact he would have what kind of player he could be if he had on your favorite team's jersey. But then today um Ryan Clark former Pittsburgh still a former Washington Redskin a lot of people forget about. But Ryan Clark who is an uh he's an analyst now on TV um he said that Jamal Adams would also welcome a trade to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. And Jamal Adams is a lot more familiar with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers than you realize because Todd Bowles used to be a coach over with the Jets now he's a defensive coordinator with the Tampa Bay Bucks. He knows his system he knows his defense so the terminology and everything and maybe some things have changed but the terminology overall as a whole would be something that Jamal Adams could be comfortable with him be familiar with because he's already been there and done that. Something else he's familiar with is Mr. Tom Brady and Grinkowski why because oh well they played in the same division for years for Jamal Adams' entire career. I know you got to take away last year because Grunk had retired and then how long has Grunk been retired for like two years now I forget but either way so he's familiar with Grunk he's familiar with Brady and he knows the level of competition that those two kids those two just alone can bring but then that that spirit of competition and just really wanting to bring the best out of yourself and bring the best out of your teammates that can be contagious. It can be very contagious so maybe Jamal Adams he may he may see something with the Buccaneers right now he may really feel like oh man those guys are on to something and you know what over here in New York they're not really on to much and they haven't been on to much in years so you know what it's just best that we part ways it's just best that we both move on and Jamal Adams he's added yet another list another team to his list of teams that he would be welcoming with open arms to trade for him. Now if he wants to go to the Bucs I'm sure he could do well because some people look at Jamal Adams like he's a player where oh he's just he just looks that good because he's on the New York Jets and they're pretty bad team me I think it's the exact opposite because I think if you can look good on a team that's been historically bad recently if you're able to look good and people still love your game and respect your game on a team that's been pretty bad then I think that makes you look even better as a player to me in my personal opinion because if you're on a team where everybody's good then I think you have a chance to get overrated there but if you're somewhere where everybody's bad but you're still shining that's a beautiful thing so if he was to go to the Bucs because the Bucs seem to be all in for the next two years because that's how long they signed Tom Brady for and then what they do at quarterback after that hey I'm sure they're not even worried about it right now because they just it's Brady Brady Brady Brady Brady and that's it so Jamal Adams could be another piece to their puzzle of trying to get back to the Super Bowl so we just got to see what happens so anyway team keep it clean appreciate y'all thank you for always listening I love you all and I'm out


Please don't tell me this thing is f***ing broken. Oh my god. Do you see this? This is a 1080 Ti for $495. This is the best graphics card you can get right now and he's saying it's brand new. Do you know how much these things cost? These things are like $800. Look, I'm no stranger to spending a good amount of money on computer parts, but this is Craigslist. People get scammed on here literally all the time. Here's the problem. I need this card. Not need, like I got an addiction.  But need as in this will actually help me with my job. My main source of income right now is working as an editor and these cards by NVIDIA have cuticles inside of them which drastically accelerate certain effects that I use that I put in videos for my clients. Right now my 1070 Ti in my rig has 2,432 cuticles and this thing has 3,584 cores. Wow, that's a 30% increase. Imagine if I told you you could work 30% less time at your job. That's what buying this card means to me.  Hey you, listen, warranties are for b***h. Nah, it's just 30% off which I think is worth the risk. So anyways, I've been texting this guy and he says that he's actually willing to let me test the card which is a great sign because it makes me feel like he's not gonna scan me. Plus from all of my previous experiences on Craigslist whenever someone's let me test the card or even offered to, it's pretty much always worked out. Anyways, he's actually in town a few days earlier than he said he was gonna be. So I'm actually gonna go meet up with this guy right now. We're going on a trip in my beige Toyota whip driving to Starbucks. My wallet is... Okay, so I stopped at the bank to get cash and we're at the Starbucks now. I'm actually super nervous. Obviously I'm making this video because I think you guys will enjoy it. I just really hope this works out. I can't drop 500 on something that might not work in a week. If this guy didn't drive in from out of town I actually probably would just flake right now but it's a little late for that. All right, anyways, I gotta mic myself real quick. So I'll see you guys inside. This guy's a YouTuber, he said something like we were gonna be famous after all this card. So you guys said you were, what kind of, you're trying to do cloud mining? Is that what's going on? So we bought 15 or 20 cards of these cards to do GPU, set up GPU rigs. But the GPU mining in the last, like literally two months ago, has gone to the toilet. So we're going, oh we're gonna build these rigs. When we start making money, it gets runnin' up cost more than what we'd earn in mining them. I got you. Oh my God, this thing is huge. Oh my Lord. Don't tell me I grabbed the wrong head size I did. Oh my gosh. I'm freaking out. Wow. Yeah, when I saw this thing was dual fan and I was like, oh yeah, you know, this won't be that big. It doesn't look like it is, but. Things start up and they're off to the races. There we go, now it's posting. I'm just gonna let this run for like a minute and after that, it's all good. Wow.  Count it first, but let's see. Three, 20, three, 40, four, 60. So you tell me, I count at 500, but obviously you count at two. Okay, so I have the card now. Those guys were super nice and everything, but this is not over yet. Those brothers that sold me this card were miners and even though it said in the ad specifically that this thing was brand new and not mined on, it's still Craigslist. The only way we can know for sure that this card is legit is with more testing. So right now I'm going home. I'm gonna install the 1080 Ti into my main rig and I'm gonna use it to edit work videos for a week. If this card isn't busted by then, then I will stop freaking out, but until then we are not in the clear. Few videos on this thing and it's performing pretty well from what test is going to be the benchmarks. We're gonna test CSGO, Fortnite and PUBG all at the highest settings at 1440p. For me to give this card a pass, CSGO needs to average over 200 frames per second. Fortnite needs to average around 100 frames per second and PUBG needs to average around 100 frames per second as well. Those numbers are coming from benchmarks that were tested on similar systems compared to mine. All right, that's enough talking. Let's get to the benchmarks.  Oh my God.  I didn't plug in the HDMI cord.  No, please, please, please, please, please. Oh my God. I can already see the fake and staged comments. I swear, I was testing a graphics card that I picked on Craigslist literally yesterday. So that's why that thing's not playing. Okay, you know what? If this is staged, God, kill me right now. We loaded into a game and right off the bat we're looking at just under 300 FPS, which is insane. All right, now we get to actually play, moving around, jumping, dropping to as low as 240, maxing out at 300 FPS. I don't even know if this game gets higher than that. I mean, I think it does, but. Oh, you see that? I'm clean. We're looking at a pretty solid FPS count. I mean, I said that we were aiming for over 200 FPS and we're meeting that standard easily right now. I mean, in non-comment situations, we're maxing out. Okay, okay. I know you guys can't see it great because I'm not doing screen capture, but the graphics on this thing are absolutely amazing. Really exciting. Okay, so we dropped there a little bit just under 200 FPS, but our average is well over 200 right now. So I would say CSGO gets a pass from me and we're gonna move on to the next game. And real quick, as proof just before we leave, 1440p, high, high, high. Anti-aliasing as high as it can go. Everything completely maxed out. All right, moving on to Fortnite now and we are going to set these settings to as high as they can go. Yep, everything looks good. We're gonna apply it, we're gonna go back and let's load into a lobby. Here we are right away in the lobby and we are averaging pretty decently over 100 FPS. I mean, right now we're not really doing anything. We got a few other players loaded on screen, but we're looking at 120, 130 FPS average on the highest setting. So this is great. This is actually, again, beating my performance expectations by quite a bit. Boom, boom, boom. Okay, yeah. This is a little graphic, huh? All right, let's see if we can find a weapon. That's not a weapon. I got the shotgun so we don't just get taken out right off the bat. Oh, okay, yeah, I'm garbage at this game. But you know, hey, we still stayed well over 100 FPS. We dipped there for a second to 70, but everything completely maxed out, 1440p. Easily met our expectations in the first two games. Moving on to the next one.  Well, the worst optimized, most popular game out there. Everything too ultra. Yep, that looks about right. And in the preload screen, we're looking at just over 100 FPS. So let's see when we get in game if that holds up. Wow, this looks beautiful. Oh my God. We're actually barely above 100 FPS right now. We got some people on the screen. Obviously we got no weapons, so nothing's really going on yet, but it looks decent. I mean, everything feels really responsive. Super playable. What's up? Falling out the plane. We are still well over 100 FPS. Oh, there we are. We dipped to 91, 87. All right, so we're dipped. Yeah, so we're dipping below 100 now, but we're just about to land. So let's see. Parachute back up over 100 FPS. All right, so. All right, we got one kill. Still over 100 FPS. Okay, so we're at the point where we're probably gonna get killed just for walking around, but we're still staying well over 100 FPS and I am enjoying this experience a lot. Everything's super high quality. Okay, that came out of nowhere. Well, the car turned out to be an absolute winner. I'm really happy with the purchase. And as far as I know, I currently have the best deal on a used 1080 Ti for this current time in the market. And I just, I couldn't be more excited to keep using this thing as time goes on. If you stuck along this far in the video, I really just wanna say thank you guys so much for watching. I'm really grateful and appreciative that you guys enjoy what I make. And if you have the time to help me out, go ahead and leave a like. Leave me a comment. Let me know what you thought about the video and subscribe if you wanna see more stuff like this in the future. I, again, thank you guys so much for staying tuned and watching. I hope you found this as entertaining and as informative as I did. And as always, I hope you guys have a great day.


In the weird circle, in this cave by the restless sea, we are met to call from out the past stories, strange and weird. Bellkeeper, hold the bell, so all may know we are gathered again in the weird circle. Gentlemen, gentlemen, please may I have your attention. I didn't ask you to come to my humble apartment tonight to endeavor to stun you with my superior knowledge of crime and criminals. I've asked you here only to prove to you that the murders in the room or present no great insoluble mystery. Monsieur Tupin, if you think the case is so obvious, tell me, who is the murderer? He will be here shortly, Monsieur le Préfecteur police. Here? Who is it? The murderer here. Gentlemen, I give you my word as a man of honor that he will be here in my apartment at precisely ten o'clock this evening. How can you be so sure? I have asked him to come. It is exactly nine o'clock now, gentlemen, and in the hour remaining to us before we meet the murderer, I shall explain to you as simply as I can how I managed to arrive at my conclusion. Yes, do, Monsieur Tupin. I'm always interested in guesswork. Guesswork, my dear fellow? This is not guesswork. No. Now, gentlemen, let us retrace the case. The story begins, if I'm not mistaken, with Madame Lisbonnet and her daughter Camille on the afternoon of December 16th, 1841. Well, of course, you're correct so far anyway, Dupin. I bow, Monsieur le Préfecteur. Madame Lisbonnet and her daughter Camille entered the Bank of France at precisely 245 in the afternoon to transact important business. Ah, Madame Lisbonnet, I've been waiting for you. So good of you, Monsieur Le Bon. Have you met my daughter Camille? I don't think I've had the pleasure. How do you do, mademoiselle? How do you do, Monsieur Le Bon?  Quite positive. But 4,000 francs is a great deal to keep about one's household, Madame. I'm quite aware of the danger involved, Monsieur Le Bon. But if the Bank keeps this withdrawal quiet, nobody else need know that I have a sum of money in the house. Well, things do get about, Madame. There's no use inviting unnecessary danger. The danger is my problem, Monsieur Le Bon. I think we'd better let the matter drop at that. Have you any protection against possible thievery at home, Madame? No, Monsieur, but my man, I have protection enough. We bolt and knock our doors. It's absolutely impossible for anybody to enter the house unless he should break the door down. But does any male protector live in the house? My husband died many years ago. But doubt misunderstands me. I'm only asking these questions for your own good. A protected woman living alone in a large house can invite trouble. That is our problem. If Madame insists. And I do insist. Very well, Madame. I have the money here. I myself will see you both home to ensure safe delivery. But let me warn you now. The minute you arrive in your home on the Rue Morgue, the Bank of France resigns all future responsibility. We understand, Monsieur Le Bon. We understand perfectly. So, gentlemen, the first step in this little tragedy was completed. Madame Lispany and her daughter insisted on taking the money home from the bank. Monsieur Le Bon drove them in his carriage to their house. The large bleak house. Number 12, Rue Morgue. When they arrived there, Monsieur Le Bon looked about to the gendarme who was in charge of that particular block. May I help you out, Mlle. Camille? Oh, thank you, Monsieur Le Bon. Madame? Thank you. Thank you. Is that the gendarme on the corner? The gendarme usually on this block? Not having had any reason to talk to the gendarme, Monsieur Le Bon. I wouldn't know. Yes, I think it is, Monsieur. Gendarme! Gendarme! All this fuss over a little money. Really, you'd think we were incapable of taking care of ourselves. Well, I think Monsieur Le Bon is very thoughtful, Mama. Gendarme! Coming, Monsieur, coming. Do you live on the first floor, Madame Lispany? On the fourth floor in the back of the house.  You mean this entire house is unoccupied except... You called me, Monsieur. Yes, I did. I want you to keep a special watch on this house for the next week or so. Madame Lispany and her daughter will have a considerable amount of money in the house. I will watch the house like a watchdog.  Monsieur! What is your name, gendarme? Gendarme Isidore Musée. Very well. Gendarme Isidore Musée. I leave these ladies in your care. You needn't worry about a thing, mademoiselle, and madame. I am sure we won't. That is, as long as you don't spread the news around the neighborhood that we've got 4,000 francs hidden here in the house. Oh, me, madem. I am the law. And your secret is safe with me. Come along, mamma. I'm getting hungry. Yes, dear. Thank you so much for all you've done, Monsieur Le Bon. It is nothing, mademoiselle, nothing at all. Just a courtesy extended by the Bank of France. I'll keep good watch. Be assured of that. I'll keep very good watch. Well, of course. Gentlemen, gentlemen. Let us proceed to the next event. Gendarme Isidore Musée kept a very good watch on number 12, Rue Morgue. At 11 o'clock, the evening of the tragedy, he strolled into the shop two doors away from number 12 to buy a pouch of tobacco and to chat with his very good friend Pierre Moreau, a skinny man known as the Neighborhood Gossip. Good evening. Good evening. Good evening, friend Isidore. Good evening. Good evening. I've been waiting for you. Yes, I've been waiting for you. You usually dropped in at 9 o'clock. And I said to myself as I sat here waiting for you, I said, where's my good friend Isidore? It's been a busy evening this evening. That's what I said to myself. If Isidore doesn't drop in to buy his usual pouch of tobacco, he's busy. There must be big news abroad, but then how could there be big news abroad on this block? That's what I said. You were wrong, Pierre. Very wrong. Wrong, eh? There is big news. Thievery. No. Merede. No. Well, then I give up. It's a secret. Secret. What could be a secret? Somebody got married. That's no secret. Somebody died. That's no secret either. A child is ill, a contagious disease, an epidemic, or Paris will be infected. No. Well, I can't guess. If you promise not to tell a soul. Oh, not a soul. Well, Madame Les Pigniers. Yes. And her daughter Camille. Yes. Have withdrawn 4,000 francs from the bank today and have it hidden in the house somewhere. No. And I must stand on guard. Naturally, naturally. But don't tell a soul. No, not a soul. On my honor, not a single soul is a door. My word of honor, I swear it now. And so, by midnight, gentlemen, the entire neighborhood in the room org was buzzing. 4,000 francs in the Les Pigniers household. I hear it was 10,000. Two women all alone. Imagine it, 20,000 francs. I wonder where we're... And all that jewelry must be a veritable fortune hidden away. Do you know that they say she's got money hidden in every corner of the house? Imagine almost 10,000,000 francs in that house. I always knew there was something strange about those two women living all alone in a house like that. And in the rear, fourth floor. Yes, sitting in the bedroom of the fourth floor rear. But while the neighborhood was busy gossiping and chattering, Mademoiselle Camille and her mother were completely unaware of the commotion they had caused. It was almost three in the morning.  I'm so tired, Mama. Poor Camille. It's been a very busy day. You know, I thought that Monsieur Le Bon was very nice. He seems fairly affable. Oh, Mama, fairly affable. I thought he was perfectly charming. So concerned over us. No man ever gets that concerned over me. Must have been you, darling. All men sit. Mama! Mama, look in the mirror. Stay calm, Camille. Don't move. Mama, he's got a razor in his hand. Don't move, Camille. Mama, quick. Let's hide. He's coming closer. Where, Camille? Where shall we go? Into the closet, Mama. Quickly, Mama, into the closet. Close the door. Mama, he'll break the door down. He'll break the door down, Mama. Watch out, Camille. He's breaking it down. Help me, Mama. Help me. Right, right, gentlemen. Simply ghastly. We fully realize that this is a horrible atrocity, but we must remain factual. While all this was going on on the fourth floor of No. 12 Rumorg, the Jean-Dame Isidore Musée, a little tobacco-less Pierre Moreau, Monsieur Le Bon, who, strangely enough, was in the neighborhood at that very moment, and a passer-by, a sailor, all four were attracted by the screams of the two women and immediately tried to break into No. 12 Rumorg. Now stand back, everybody, while I break the door down. Stand back. This is the Jean-Dame's job. Break it down, Isidore. Break it down. Well, come. Follow me, everybody. Up these stairs. Come on to the next slide. Keep going. Wait a minute. Wait. Wait. Listen. Listen to that. He's speaking Italian. No. It's Russian, Isidore. No, Italian, Pierre. I think it's Polish. How would you know Polish, Monsieur Le Bon? Have you ever heard Polish spoken? No. No, but... Listen. Listen again. I think it's Dutchie speaking. Dutch, Polish, Italian, Russian. None of you know what you're talking about. He stopped speaking, hasn't he? Yes. Probably escaped. Yes, probably. I wonder. Try the door. Can you open it, Isidore? No. It's locked. I think we're too late. I'm sure of it, sailor. I warned you about the Jean-Dame. Let's break the door down. One. Two. Three. Look. Look. What? All the entire room is wrecked. Just exactly as if a maniac had torn up the place. The beds torn apart.  Monsieur Le Bon. Where are Mamazelle Camille and her mother? I don't know. They're not in here. They're in the fireplace. It's Mamazelle Camille. Dead. Yes. Dead. Dead. Poor girl. Here, help me, somebody. Help me lift her up. Look. Look out this window. The old woman is lying in the courtyard below. Is the sailor's right? Absolutely right. She's lying in the courtyard below. That is a dead fish. Or probably twice as dead. Somebody is guilty of this. Somebody. And as a member of the Paris police, I mean to find out who that guilty person is. Yes, gentlemen. Is the door musée Jean-Dame swore up and down that he would find the murderer? Well, at four o'clock that morning, I was awakened from a sound sleep and called to number 12, Umar, to examine the evidence. Monsieur le Jean-Dame musée was running around the room destroying the evidence, or at least what little evidence there was as fast as he unearthed it. The three gentlemen who had been there with him were still waiting round out of a combined feeling of horror and curiosity. The sailor, whose name escaped me, was sitting on what was left of a bed staring blankly around the room. Monsieur Pierre Moreau, who was an iconist, was watching Isidore musée the Jean-Dame play detective. He played it badly. And Monsieur Le Bon was the picture of dejection. I entered the room and gazed about while Isidore supplied me with all the facts in the case, at least from his point of view. And that is exactly what happened, Monsieur Le Bon. Very interesting, Monsieur Isidore musée. And now, gentlemen, I wish to ask just a few questions. Go ahead, gentlemen.  Yes, yes, indeed. Oh, we did definitely. No doubt about it. And you, Monsieur Isidore musée, you are positive that the murderer is an Italian. Positive, Monsieur Dupin. Absolutely positive. I could tell by his intonation. Do you speak Italian? Oh, no. Definitely not. Have you ever heard Italian spoken? No, Monsieur. Never. But I imagine... Yes. You imagine what? I imagine it would sound like that. I see. And you, Monsieur Le Bon, you said it was Polish. Definitely Polish without a doubt. I judge you have lived in Poland a long time? No, no, but I heard Polish spoken once. Once? Yes. That makes you an excellent judge of the Polish language. How about you, Monsieur Pierre Moral? What language did you say it was? Russian, I thought. But that's only a guess, since I admit it. And I admit it very freely. I'm not a man to hedge. I've never heard a word of Russian in my life. I thought so. And how about you, sir? I thought it was Dutch. I don't speak the Dutch language, but I have heard a considerable amount of Dutch spoken when I was in Holland eight years ago. Eight years ago? I don't mean to to suggest you, Monsieur Dupin. But Monsieur Le Bon was the only man beside myself who knew about the money being kept in this house. What are you insinuating, Monsieur Muset? Insinuating? I'm an officer of the law. And I think it was very peculiar that you should just happen to be in this neighborhood at three o'clock in the morning. Don't you live in this neighborhood, Monsieur Le Bon? No, but I have good reason to be here. Oh, so? Suppose you tell us. Well, I was worried about Marcel Camille. I was rather attracted to the young lady. And well, I had a feeling that there would be trouble over the money. Well, I was in the corner cafe having some tea until about 10 minutes before the murder occurred. And then you strolled by the house on your way home, correct? Quite correct. My tobacco store is open all night. All tobacco stores are open all night, Monsieur Pierre Moreau. All the money? But naturally, nobody stole the money. It's in the safe behind this wall. Are you positive, Monsieur Dupin? Perfectly obvious that the money hasn't been touched. These murders were far too cruel to be instigated by man's greedy desire for a financial reward. Here, let me open the safe and show you. I happen to know an interesting combination that will open any safe. I should have been a thief. So, there. I ought to open it. Oh, it did. Naturally. Now, look, there's the 4,000 franc. Safe and snug is a 4,000 franc group of notes should be. Well, perhaps Monsieur Le Bon was interrupted in the midst of its thievery. Perhaps he didn't have time to finish. Well, nonsense. Monsieur Le Bon was with you when you walked up the stairs. Well, an accomplice, perhaps. No, no, no, Monsieur. It's a door museum. Let me show you something. Look at the fingerprints on this girl's neck. Very strong, heavy prints. And very large, too. Oh, yes. The murderer must have been a giant.  Yes, yes. The murderer was a giant. A giant with extraordinary strength. Gentlemen, I think now I have sufficient clues. Look at this window. It's just a window? It's just a window with a cord on it. A broken piece of cord. Clue number one.  Huh?  Quite correct. And with this cord and this hair, I can find the murderer. Gentlemen, go home. Go home, get a good night's sleep, and I'll hand the murderer over to the very effective police very soon. Monsieur de Man, don't forget to mention that I helped you. I'm due for promotion soon. That's very strong. I don't care, man. And so, missus, that is the story. And you have the fact. A piece of cord and some hair. The condition of the room, the strength of the murderer, the passion of the deed, the lack of motivation should all suggest to you the very same thing it suggested to me. Monsieur Dupin, you are talking in circles. Circles? So? You mean to say you still don't know who the murderer is? No, of course I don't know. And frankly, Monsieur Dupin, I don't think you know either. Oh, really, gentlemen. Really, gentlemen, you amaze me. Here. Here, Monsieur, that prefect. Examine this piece of cord, if you will. What do you make out of it? Yes. Well, let me see. Well, it's a piece of... Well, nothing, except that... Well, it's been torn. Yes, it's been torn. Now, try to tear it yourself. Well, try to tear... Well, I couldn't. It's a very, very strong cord. Ah. Notice anything else? Yes, now that I look at it, it's got a very unusual knot in it. But what does an unusual knot prove? You will see what I mean, presently. It's the first stroke of ten o'clock. Any minute now, gentlemen, the murderer will enter this room. Uh, may I please ask you to extinguish all the candles in the room, all except one? Oh, why, Monsieur Dupin, we'll all be murdered. Which would be no great tragedy, but I wouldn't worry if I were you. Well, as you say, Monsieur Dupin, eh, extinguish the candles, gentlemen. Yes. Now we are in semi-darkness, and it's fine. Listen, gentlemen, the downstairs door to my ponceo has opened and closed. The murderer is now downstairs. He is walking up the stairs. Now listen. Yes, listen. For the love of heaven. Quiet, quiet. He is coming closer. Gentlemen, are you ready to grab him when he enters? Yes, Monsieur Dupin. That is good. Good. He is standing outside my door now, Mr. Eley Prefect. Ready, gentlemen? Yes, sir. Come in. Grab him. Let me go! Let me go! Hang on. So it is you, sailor. Help the sailor to sit down. It was a trap, huh? But the sailor doesn't look strong enough to commit these murders. Let me go! Let me go! Please, please, please don't start it. You see, sailor, Mr. Eley Prefect cannot arrest you for the murder because although you are responsible for the crimes, you are not guilty. I am not guilty. I am not. I couldn't help. Of course you couldn't. Gentlemen, it must be obvious to you now that no man murdered these two women. The only creature able to do it would be a borneese orangutan. A orangutan? I matched these hairs I found in the dead woman's hand and, of course, they belong to just such a creature. An orangutan. Yes, yes, Monsieur Dupin is right. But tell me, how is this sailor involved? I owned the animal. Dupin put an ad in the paper saying my orangutan was captured. Oh, that's why I'm here to claim it. But didn't you realize that Monsieur Dupin knew that the murder was an orangutan? No. No, I... I didn't think anyone could solve the murders. But I did know that whoever put the ad in the paper knew that I was the owner of the animal and that he was keeping what he thought was a perfectly innocent animal. You see, I addressed my ad personally to this sailor. This piece of cord told me a sailor owned it. There was a sailor's knot in the cord and the knot was peculiar to those tied on Maltese vessels. Therefore, when I put the ad in the paper I asked the sailor from the Maltese vessel I checked on the name of the vessel from the sailing data in the paper to come and get the beast. Naturally, I came to pick him up. Ah, now I see. One question I must ask sailor. How did the orangutan get hold of a razor and how did he manage to escape? I... I had the animal locked in my quarters. I captured him in Malta and brought him to this country to sell to the zoo. They're very smart, you know. Well, last night when I entered my room he was trying to shave with my razor. When I tried to chain him up he escaped. He ran out into the streets, saw the light in number 12, grew log, climbed up the lightning rod to the ladies' apartments. Well... you know the rest. Indeed we do. Well, gentlemen, if you have any other problems you wish settled, call on me. Just call on Monsieur Auguste Dupin. Incidentally, if you'd like to see the orangutan you'll find it safely locked up in the zoo.


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Welcome to Toffee TV, it's the debate. It's fast, it's the most open-coming Toffee TV patron show there is. Not like when they go on TV and go, table tennis underwater is the fastest growing sport in Indonesia. This is sort of like that. I think it's becoming a fan's favourite. In Indonesia? I don't know, I have to check the analytics. Maybe in Turkey. In Turkey it might be. Maybe just debate Towson. Right, photo is live but which is better? Should we call it the Towson debate? Towson debate and see what the views are like. We're continuing our little history lesson. It's about Joe Ruel. Joe Ruel's here, November 1994. He's just joined the club. We prized them away from all of them. It's funny isn't it when you're like looking at managers and it's got to be like, I can't not get the manager from me. I'm not getting the manager from there. I'm not going to do this. Old them. Except for no one. He was linked with it. He wanted the job a few times, didn't he? And it just passed him by a few times. But when the, all the stars aligned at that time for him to come in, didn't he? And he wanted the coming. Similarly to Sam, I suppose he fitted the criteria as well. He'd had seasons struggling with Old them. He'd obviously done really well with them. He kept the Premier League that season. He had gotten to epic up semifinals. He'd done really well with them, so I suppose from that point of view is the right fit as well. At the right time because obviously we started the season poorly under Mike Walker, I mean. And again it was the, I think just the everton connection more than what he'd done at Oldham. Obviously what he'd done at Oldham did. Give him his, you know, give him his backhand and everything, but I think the everton connection ticked it over. The edge, and obviously like I said, he'd been linked with us a few times. And he had done well at Oldham. Oldham were a tough side, you know. He'd not done so at the FA Cup a few years before.  He'd have a volley and he'd done really well. So he'd done well. Good attack on football. He'd, you know, direct in terms of winning the ball.   He was fantastic.  Frankie Bone. Frankie Bone and all of those, you know, and Milligan.  Dennis Saban. Dennis Saban, yeah. El Barrett. You know, so he'd had a, he'd just named, Andy Gorham, just named the whole old himself. Yeah, 25 years old. So yeah, so when, when his name was up there, obviously Mike Walker had gone and Everton actually acted quickly, which was very un-Everton-like. I think they obviously knew who they were going to target, you know, walk up and up the door. Joe come in and Joe came in and seemed to unite the players and the fans and the fans and obviously ahead of a messy side, we were, we were, we were bottom and they were top that night coming in on the Monday night. So he'd united that and obviously helped win it. That, that would have been on the Monday and it set everything in motion. Got the right temperament. So in terms of signings then, I mean this again, it's not a, it's not a vast the period of time. It's only, it's only, what? 18 months was it? Was it even that long? It was a bit longer. No, it was longer, wasn't it? It was so, it was November till April 97, wasn't it? Yeah. So yeah, two and a bit, yeah. So just over two years there, isn't it? One full season, only one full season. One full season, oh yeah. Which is ridiculous when you think about it, when you think back and a big waste opportunity, but didn't sign that many players, but there was a bit of a big turnover of players and I think a newer calibre of kind of players were coming in as well. We didn't deal with sort of bargain basements as much. We were trying, we were on the up and we were looking for bigger and better players. And Peter's young some button. The money ended me and freed us up a little bit more than what we'd had. And obviously the player I've gone for was, have you seen him or have you?  I've gone to say Andrew Eccentials. You've got to say Andrew Eccentials because he was just incredible. He, as a footballer, when you talk about world class, he was in that. When you look at it in a team where a player would have got in any other team in the league, waltzed into any other team in the league. He did, he'd come from the champions. It was no one he'd had to fall on out with. Alex Vegas and really that he left, you know. And for Everton to get him at that time, he was playing for the champions and a key part of data team for us to go and take him was incredible. And then, and he delivered as well, albeit he was only there for a short period. That season, his full season, he had 16 goals. Absolutely incredible football. It was absolutely unbelievable. Just one of the best players I've ever seen in Everton Shate. Dynamic. Like foot left. Just had everything go by. I'm scared people. Genuinely scared the opposition. Genuinely scared the opposition. Felt like you had a world class player in your club that, and that hasn't happened that many times. As I say, for the year and a bit, 18 months or so that he was at the club. And obviously, when he left the club, you know, people felt like he wanted out, but he told us on this show that he didn't want out. You can only take his word for it. And you know, he said, again, a decision was made that the club wanted to make a profit on him and bring other people in. And sadly, that's what happened. He went up the door, and we were all devastated there. And now, at the time, he was out of form a little bit, but... He still scored in goals, though. He still scored goals. It was kind of the month when we sold him just around that time. He wasn't playing well, and then we'd have breathed it out, and he had to fake up, and he was asking about where the ball and waddle-sucker off and scored, and people, you know... And also, he just had a great season, and then he had the Euros, and the Euros weren't that good for him. He was under-performed, really. Maybe he was a hangover from that as well, and he never quite did it. My one is... It's Gary Speed. You thought I was going for Duncan? The reason I've gone for Gary Speed is... Yes, Duncan was brought on beforehand, and there was a big climate to sign him, and we did, and it was a big thing. But I think about the Gary Speeders, and again, it's sort of similar to yours. We brought a player coming into the peak of his career from a club that had only three seasons beforehand with the league champions. And we brought a player on the up who was magnificent for us. He came in, he replaced Barry Owne in the centre of field, and on the first day he showed you what he had to go on against Newcastle. We beat all the teams to him, and he wanted to come and play for Evan. He was a catalyst. He was showing you what we didn't have at the club at the time. And again, it was about where the club was going and where he wanted to go. We look around now, and we look about signings, and you look about who we bought this summer. But he was him and Konchelskas. They were really way, I know they were a summer apart, but it was almost like you bought one, and now you're buying the next one. It was almost like we were building towards something, and a bit later on we bought Barry. And we started to create this team by buying the best players around us from other clubs. Listen, I know we've tried to do that in a way recently, but this felt a lot more structured. So what we had, we had a base, we had a structure, and then we were buying players that went in and made that structure better. I think this carry speed was absolutely fantastic for us, even for the short period he was there. And obviously, the next day, well, in saying the issues, meant that he left Everton, you know, ahead of the time, and he didn't really want to leave Everton, but felt he couldn't continue there. And actually, the way he played out, he wanted to come back in the summer, he'd only just left in. The February went, didn't he? And he thought that he was trying to get back to Everton in the summer when he changed the manager and stuff. And again, the following summer, but didn't, it didn't happen. He was a fantastic midfield player at Everton.  And he was great at goalscoring midfield players, fantastic in the air. I've got his boots, actually. He gave me a pair of his boots. He wore them, and the others showed him. But absolutely brilliant footballer.  And when Barbie came in, I remember he won one, they were Barbie counting in December, and we were getting sort of, of course, and people were saying, Everton are the dark horses for the league. And six weeks later, we were a little bit like, I suppose at the time, we were a little bit like the equivalent to sort of Tottenham being the last couple of years, maybe not now, but maybe a little bit before that, we had all the right pieces. We were building something. Job had come in, obviously, first season. We won three on the bounce, you know, Liverpool, Chelsea, then Leeds game. And we were flying with a bit of a wobble over Christmas, got beat boxing day four, won by Sheffield Wednesday. It was first goal off the sign. We had a bit of a grim remember there, there. He went and won, there. There was a great error. What's the difference there? Mark Bright's score, too. You know, we got ourselves sorted. And in the cup, obviously, we approached the cup a little bit more differently. We were a little bit more, we rolled our luck at Bristol City, remember that day, I remember being in Bristol thinking, we're going to win this. Yeah. Because we got absolutely battered. Well, we won third round. Hinchclips got against Darry, it was five minutes from the end. Craig Shaw played for them and he played very well. Yeah. And then we went to Bristol and we were mulled away. We were absolutely, I remember they had won and I think it hit the post and it just won across the line. And I remember we got battered and then Matt Jackson just popped up and smacked one and it just, oh, it was a goal. And I remember their fans were trying to get on the pitch to get into our end and all kinds of properly went off. And we just thought that day and then, you know, we played that, we played that like sort of like Norwich. We batted them. We beat them five. We beat them. And as players started to play, Limpard started to play football. And, you know, the league form is still up and down. Hinchclips got the one they were winning. That was secure. And obviously you got semi-final. Newcastle, which was a tough game. And I remember, you know, we beat them one, they were flying. Dave Watson got the header. And I remember after the game... The pitch. What? The pitch was just a slam pit. I remember after the game, the draw had been done. And I remember I was like, Spurs, spurs, your next spurs, your next and all this. And it's semi-final again. No real danger at all. No one ever thought... I don't think everyone wanted, man, your next spurs. And we don't spurs that down. And your next spurs, as we spoke up before, it was never any real fair. It's like, it's dead or... Spurs was mad though, wasn't it? The semi, because I remember going... Just convinced we beat them. Even though they were boss. And they had, like, liners. Sharing them and everything. They were, like, great, that's what I'm saying. Now, I've had, like, 15 tranquillizers to go the game. We battled big off from the money. It was just like a different feel. Was there less expectation or... Not expectation, I think expectation's the wrong word. Just less fear. Less fear, like, football's just become... Oh, the fear hasn't... The fear of winning, the fear of losing. Yeah, yeah. You're right, and I think... I don't know whether it was because...  So we had that taste in me, but... I don't know whether it was that. I don't think, obviously, football was as... as much of a fishbowl as it is now. And, well, everything's heightened now because of social media. So you didn't really... If you didn't have Liverpool fans who you made, you didn't really converse with them, did you? So there was none of that. Other fans, other clubs, you know, fans you didn't speak to, obviously. Because unless one was living in your area, why would you talk to it? And why would you know Newcastle fans? You're not that big.  You know, whether or not it was because of that. So then teams, it was easier to like teams, if you know what I mean.  Like, Newcastle, remember? Around that time, Newcastle were brilliant to watch. And you were like, I hope these were in the league. Well, I didn't mind them, you see, because United just don't mind. And so I was like, ah, I hope they win. They're brilliant to watch. They were really good, but it bades me and Andy Cole and all, and they were great to watch. No! I don't want them to win a raffle. I want them to win a bleeding throw-in. Just like that. They were mad at me then, if they were fans. They were like, cocks. I just mean as a team to watch. So you'd appreciate to go football. But once you interact now with the fans, you see that there's some dickheads around. You just think, oh, actually, I hope you don't win now and all that. So I think there was less pressure. So when we played Spades, it was just out of the game and you were just looking going, we'll beat these because we're playing it. And obviously we came out that day. It's still one of the best ever performance I think I've ever seen from a position where we were underdogs. We were a bit anti-perform like that. Newcastle was a battle in that quarterfinal. I remember Real Fox missing a chance at the end into the side net and at the park end. Oh, no, there's a park industry. Yes, a park end one. It's the side net, many should have scored right at the end. And I remember thinking, that's the semi, we're off to the semi. But the semi-final, the display was just phenomenal. We beat them four when we were brilliant. And they only, they got a penalty that sharing them won't. Base goal we can see in the hole. Exactly, the only goal in the whole thing. The only goal we can see in the whole thing. Now we were brilliant and I like shy United going to the cup final. That again, that was a shame in you. They just threw the league away at West Ham the week before. It was mad. It was mad and it was like, but as I said, like they had no cancer in the final and yeah, I don't know. I don't know why. I don't know why.  And it was like, we'll be all right here. Because no matter what happens, we've done well this season. I don't know whether, I don't know whether like people just didn't put the expectation on it. So it didn't, you know what I mean? It was more like magical, I think. Going to the cup final and it was like wimbly, wimbly way and walking up.  I just focused on the net. So I just seen the ball. Everyone jumped up, obviously. I just looked at the net and I just seen the ball at the net. The expectation we would score. Not like, oh, what happened there? It was just like hit the bar, just stayed at the net and the ball and the net. And what was that when we scored? 25th minute or so. Like the panic now, thinking you've got a Savada and that man you're breaking near the end, trying to kill it with it. And I'm a cat even, so Michael come up and be broken. He has no goalie and he cuts inside. Just let it, and he went past another one. And then another one, then like held on to it. Just, where are you? Just let it. I just remember for like, the thing about me, for me was the cup final was I don't got it injured, I checked it Wednesday. I was there and I think he beat us 2-1 or 3-1 or something. And I remember, it was like that was that it was like, would he be back with the final? Would he be back? Because obviously he wasn't there for the final. That's where we had games to do it. But it was that actual the fact of game shooting, poor ride out, sort of goal is there. And then Duncan was on the bench. It wasn't fair, but I was... So you remember though, that obviously there was no mole. There was no Belfield mole cutting teams out so, and they come out of warmer and everyone was changed. Like, she were barlow and everyone even though he was nose and even in the royal at them all changed, they were playing. And then Duncan had them come out.   Because he was like, oh my God, he's fit. Because he was that tall as man. Like it didn't, as long as he was playing, or you had the chance. The thing of that is, three slubs, one goalie, two cents a forward. Look at that. It was a goal for it, man. Royal, it was just a goal for it. But we had the plays on the pitch. And she could have dropped into the field. And an inch clip could have gone over there. There was options, but it was still a brave thing and he put both of them on. Both sliders came on. Do you know what I mean? Duncan went for that. And he just flattened Michael and right through him. Like, yeah, we'll see that. And remember his chance he missed. It was a shame, and he went right across the goal and you were like, oh, was that it for Tuner? And then Southall obviously pulls off that double save from Scholes. And you're just like, this is that. I remember when the whistle and I was crying, tears were just running down my face. And I was just like, oh my God. And I'm winning again.  But it was, it was just incredible. And then that feel, to win the court was incredible. Went back there obviously and beat Blackberry with champions.  I remember that dive right at the end a little. Went to beat them, Vinnie with a great cross shot. And it felt like something was happening. We got the rushing in, you know, cancels came in and we were on the move. We brought in, in the first season, we brought in Duncan. We brought in...  And it was all, he's only coming through. It was a three month long. It was a three month long. It was three months. And I remember a few weeks before the Derby. Might have even been like two weeks. And even after the Derby, he was saying, there's absolutely no chance he's staying. Reigns was saying, Reigns was wanting back. He's not staying. And Royal, I think the thing with Royalport, memory got dumb for during driving. In town. The night before the Derby. Yeah. And people were like, he shouldn't be involved and all that. He just sucked a little bit of part that night. Bullied them, scored. And then obviously too, the relationship between them persuaded them, you know, persuaded them to sign. And four weeks after Reigns was saying, there isn't a chance he's staying. He signed for four million.  Yeah, I think he just felt probably just felt like, he's getting me. He's getting me, I'm alright. No one's on my case. I go home. I'm not. People are not.  He's getting over. Yeah, the prison, all of it, hanging over. But he's probably fit. Reigns, maybe, were a bit like, I just want to get rid of this fella. Where is everyone? No, no, we'll look after him. Whatever happens, we'll look after him. We'll stand by him. Which he did. And he signed, remember when he signed. I'd already got, number nine figs on the back of my shirt. Even when he wasn't with us, on the back of my white shirt. I've still got it at home. It's signed as well. And I was just like, I'm getting it. I don't care. I just don't care, I'm getting it.  And a whole wall in my back. I wish I took a picture of it. Whole wall in my room was just dunking figs in pictures. All around the sides, in the middle was a frame, dunking figs in picture that someone had drawn. And it was, remember the day he signed when he got lashed on the stairs. I love them.  Because he was a fella who would fight for you. It's interesting that, because when we were talking on the final word and stuff, and you're talking about Williams and Snidlin, deliberately getting sent off or anything, the amount of games dunking just threw us under the bus. I don't ever think that we, but I don't ever think, I know, but, But when in those days, it was just like, it felt like it was done out of pure anger. Well, it was, wasn't it? It was. It wasn't like I won a week off. No. It was, but that's just where it felt at times.  Yeah. I don't forget this one. And he probably had all those injuries as well. He probably just reacted to all kinds, you know, and it. No, but I, I love him. But anyway, you know, we brought in ill Barrett as well. I always thought it was a weird time because I thought Matt Jackson was there to get better and did in the cup run, scored the goal in the semi-final, scored the goal at Bristol. It was a good sort of player. I just think he needed. I think he liked Barrett because he was a good defender. Didn't he, but he was dreadful going forward. He couldn't, he was a bit like Tommy. He was, you know, like a Tommy. Matt Jackson, I just think needed time. Jackson was great going forward, defensively getting caught off. I think Barrett was a better centre back. I thought because there was no expectation on him. He was, yeah. Jackson was probably more of a modern-day fullback. Yeah, he was. So he brought, and then in the summer he brought in, he brought in Craig Short, who has said that he's impressed against us in the FA Cup. Yeah, yeah. I was a good solid player. I liked Craig Short. There was a time where he was really, really good and he always thought, everyone always put him on, face goals, score 40 to 1 and on boxing days, go against Middlesbrough, and everyone made money on it. He should bring the ball off from the back and everything. Yeah, he's a good player. We brought him almost as like the replacement for Watton in me and obviously we brought Andre Contelso's 5 million. The following summer, we brought in Gally Speed and Paul Gerrard. Let's say I brought him, the better. And then the following summer, we brought in Barby, which was October. Terry Fielin and Klaus Thompson. So Joe didn't make that many signings. He thought, you know, he looked at it and thought he had the core and obviously then the bench was a big thing. He didn't have loads of space on the bench. He didn't need a massive squad. Barby was a good... I mean, I know. Barby again, Barby was a good sign. If he hadn't been a good sign, Liverpool wouldn't have wanted him. He was a good player, scored important goals. He played in the hole for us as well. So he linked up really well and, you know, with other players like Ferguson... He was very good for Walter Smith. Barby wasn't he? In that formation he was brilliant for Walter Smith. With the midfield at the court and Hutchison and that. He was very good. But what it shows is that we didn't... it wasn't like... we went from a relegation for the team to a team that finished just outside the European place. It's just... if it was the way it was now, we would have been in Europe. Sengigal, one, I can say, right? Bacampos, he scored... Bacampos? Joe Parch, he scored a BB-filler. One of them, he scored at the end and then they scored just after it, to finish. But we were very close that season and... but it was almost like... what was annoying was, it was like... but we got we got and then we got speed and then we lost Celsius and then we brought in Barbie and then we lost speed and now we're going away from Joe's area but then we lost... then we lost Joe. So it was always like... two steps back, one step forward in terms of personnel because we just... we're buying good players but... as I say, that team, I mean, especially in, you know, the season when he left, I mean... like you said before, Derby County, you know, we beat them or flying. I think that was like 16th of December, something like that. He leaves at the end of March. We'd only won three games, I think, between then, seen then in the end of March and obviously he left on after the transfer deadline day because I remember it as well. It was... I think we spoke about this before. We'd gone in for tour on the 8th floor. We wanted to centre forward. He wanted the midfielder as well. His mate. Clowcheck. Which was like a... it was like a sweetener for the deal, wasn't it? I was your defender, wasn't I? Yeah. It was like a sweetener for the deal, man. Again, like Kendall, we lose our manager because... because he won't... he won't sanction the sanction. And I remember it as well because we were... we were... on that day, we would like... it was like it was done, you know, again. It was harder then because you didn't have all the... you didn't have all the leaks and everything. But it was a fact.  And we would... there was a... we were having the umbroke up in the summer. And there was a press conference. They were like, oh, we're going to a press conference. Because there was a... there was like a local TV channel to time on cable, Liverpool, Ladd or something like that. We're going to a press conference and everyone thought this was where they allowed it. And I remember sitting there watching it. And for some reason I had the sound down and they were all, I'm sitting there going, what's going on here? And I was like, the manager of one of the teams we were playing and they were talking and Joe Roy was there. He looked a bit sheepish. Like, this should be the press conference for the signing of the players. And it wasn't. So this one broke up. And I was just like, what were you supposed to do with the players? And I remember going to my mate. I went to my mate to my mate. It was like, Joe Roy was just like, what? I've just been watching him and literally just left the house watching him. And just couldn't fathom it out. Just could not fathom it out. But, you know, if you believe what, you know, you're here. He went into a room with Peter Johnson and somehow talked himself into the league. Like, it was like, I think he thought he went in there to bluff. Johnson called him on his bluff and he ends up leaving with me by mutual consent. It was just mental. Yeah. It was very, very strange, it was very strange indeed, because that day as well with the flow and ectavar, I think we'd also agreed to sign Slavin' Billet and West Ham that day. And we wanted them then. Joe wanted them then in West Ham. Wouldn't sanction, you know, said, no, it would be the summer. You know, we won until the end of the season, basically, and Joe was a bit pissed off with that. Player wanted to come. And all that. And then, yeah, the flow thing was done. It was like, yeah, it's shining today and blah, blah, blah. And he ends up, a few hours later, walking out of his job.  I want both of these players, I want them. Johnson might have, you know, whatever he said, all these signings and all that. All right, so yeah. And that was it. It was done. And you're like, how do... The problem was, the problem was what had happened was we were really good. Beat Darby and all that. And he remember we went up to Borough and got beat 4-2, Joe Parkinson, that was the day he got injured. We got battered at Niddles for 4-2 over Christmas time.  He was injured for ages. Yeah, that'll give you the run of games. So we played... We won with Darby. I'm sure it was like December the 4th. So December the 16th we played Darby. Okay. We won 1-0. Yeah. And we were actually 7th in the league. Okay. So we were 7th in the league. The team that day was Neville Southall, Aire Ballet, Dave Watson, Dave Rundway, Fandy Yinskiff, Andre Kincelskas, Nick Barby, Joe Parkinson, Gary Spie, Michael Branch, Gameshoe, coming out of town, Duncan Favre, Nick Barby scored with 3 minutes to go. I remember because it was live on TV. Yeah. Then we played Leeds at home. We do nil-nil with them. Yeah, nil-nil, yeah. Boxing day. Went to Middlesbrough, got B-4-2. Wimbledon at home on the 28th, got B-3-1. Black Bay in at home, got B-2-0. So two home defeats in a row. Played Swindon in the FA Cup. Third round won 3-0. Went to Sheffield Wednesday and got B-2-1. Went to Arsenal and got B-3-1. That was the one where Duncan Favre was in the big tower and everything. Bad for them beaters in the FA Cup. Newcastle beaters 4-1. Forrest, we beat, we won 2-0. Coventry, we drew nil-nil with away. Arsenal, we got B-2-0. Southampton, we drew 2-2. Leeds, we got B-1-0. So we're losing a lot of games here. Barby, we beat 1-0. And then we played Man United and got B-2-0. They were obviously top of the league at the time. And that was just last game. Then on afterwards, Dave Watson was K-Taker manager. Got beat 3-1 by Ville. Drew 1-1 with Leicester. Beat Tottenham 1-0. That was the catalyst of that day. Drew 1-1 with Liverpool. Drew 2-2 with Westam. Got beat by Sunderland 3-0. And then got beat last game of the season. 2-1 by Chelsea. So what had been a very promising season? A very promising season. We ended up finishing 15th, 42 points. Well when we beat Spades, that was when Dave outplayed my field when he left on a motorbike and went to China over every event. But we had 30 points in the middle of December. That was the thing. The wheels just fell off. Parky got injured and we just couldn't seem to put anything together. Then what happened was we'd lost a few games and then Joe started getting some criticism and he bit with the echo and a couple of others and he banned them from the training ground so that intensified everything. So every defeat was highlighted. So it became a situation where it was quite topical. To be honest, it went full circle. He sort of left the club as he found the club which was weird because of the plays he'd brought in. But it's sad because if he brought in, okay he brought in Billet, Billet wasn't a massive success but you can understand from Billet's point of view he excited forever and looking up and with Joe Royal and maybe being promised new signings and if Flow comes in we see what he did with Chelsea, he's fantastic. And then you've got the basis then of a really good team. You keep Barbie, you keep Spades and you add a couple more plays. You've got the basis of a good team there, it's a challenge for European football at least but we went the opposite way. Joe leaves and then how it comes in in the summer. The club was all over the place, it didn't know. It's anything of that. We'll talk about that in the next video. But it was just sad wasn't it? More than anything it was just sad to see the way it all just... I think it was one of them where it was just an overreaction. It was an overreaction cost us. We talk about overreactions now but the mad thing is if I think back no one was saying Joe Royal needs to leave even though we hadn't won that many games no one was going. People had patience, people had time for Joe, people saw the team and you're right with Joe Park, Joe Park was a massive part of this team massive in the last video we talked about we couldn't say I picked him but we couldn't say he was a big but he was a huge influence on the team he was so good, he was on the door knocking on the door for playing for England he was so important because he really meant something playing for England but he used to sit in front of the back door and that wouldn't allow Garry Speedy to go forward he was so important he was just a brilliant footballer for what he'd done, he was great at his job and he'd allow everybody else to do their job and he was a good side and his injury cost us massively and we had another couple of injuries and it didn't work out well and we had Clogs Thompson and he was just but you know what would we say on Clogs Thompson he'd been alright for Ipswich he'd been a bit of a playing loads of different positions and maybe that's why he bought him because again, he's the such you need a player who I think was a leader I've got to know Joe personally and he's such a sad fella and so humble though knows where he comes from ever so many through and through and I just think that humble in his football as well knew that his job was to do do the fetching and carrying for the people like Speedy and other players that was a massive loss of course you know, we lost Kinshelskis as well he'd gone and went not long after the wheels just came off didn't he it was sad because it shouldn't have ended that way for a manager that won us a cup, won us our last Sophie you know what ended too quickly and in a way that it didn't need to and was quite messy at the end and it ended any kind of relationship with Peter Johnson as well anything that he'd been forgiven for before you know not maybe not sanctioning a dealier though there people would probably give him the benefit we're keeping it for this or because it happens all the time this in football one person something that they do that you praise them for suddenly becomes something that you exactly later on it's happened recently with like this stuff and I think it was the same for him this was the thing that broke the camel's back this was the thing where fans just went whoa whoa hang on that's the failure just won us the FA cup and you're allowing them to leave without any kind of fight and you're not sanctioning deals for and we've seen this before we were only a few years down the line from Kendall leaving and the tournament backcourses Joe came in to fix something that had been broken because of a manager leaving now and the mad thing is we've seen this again this is a video from another day but we've seen this repeated later on in the Walter Smith era so it's in that period it was weird it's not like no one said we had loads of money but you know do it the right way you've got a back you manager if you put someone in charge and you want them to fix you and he's delivered for you that's the other thing he delivered the FA cup delivered the top six finish this is only the next season we've you know we've won the FA cup we've gone into Europe we haven't really done anything in Europe being knocked out but the next season that same season we finished sixth we were touching distance away from Europe again we've had a strong first half of the season got a few injuries fallen a bit back this fella that's delivered for you he's won you the cup and you've had the sixth place finish and look how good you were at the start before the injuries kicked in back him and we didn't and we should have done, Johnson should have just signed off on it but I think Johnson was always guilty of and I wonder whether happened in this one where like he sanctioned billage to come in and you wonder whether he sanctioned the tour and they flow and then pulled back and then but then Joe might have said well I wanted tour and they flow more than I wanted billage and he was guilty that a few times Johnson he was guilty that under Walter Smith as well where maybe he promised too much and then had to go back and then by the time it was done it was like you'd gone well I'm gone I wanted him actually more than him but you promised me both of them and I ended up with one of them but he's actually would have preferred the other one I've missed out on something more important again it's just another episode and everything just fucking it up royally literally just fucking it up big time and you know as I say, as a fan I don't remember there being any panic of course you know you look at the situation but I remember I remember then when we got Watson and it felt like same old same old it was like fucking hell you need a big win you need a couple of wins here or a win here or whatever so stay open you're a fan we had to be we beat Spurs that day and I remember that was like we're alright now, we let Brad out go to China after the game we actually got Man of the Match we were in a field and got on a motorbike and went that was the thing and he got off the door you know it's a real bit Liverpool there's now we get to be like 54mm or something if that was the situation but it was just mad and you look back and you just go it's one of them that you were like that happened all of a sudden we just lost the man and he had a good record in the derby he could have been he could have been in place for a few years he could have been in place for 10, 15 years well 10 years you know with the right he could have been up to Moise you know what I mean he could have I think he was only in his 50s at the time so he was young enough but that's what I'm saying he could have easily have stuck around and with the right backing in the way he premiered he's 68 now isn't he so 2048 that's just ridiculous so with the way the Premier League when Kendall came out for the third time he was younger than when Cooman so that's exactly nobody had stayed in charge with the way the Premier League was growing and the way he'd been a manager in the new experience and the way he handled players and the way he'd handled big players who knows over a stupid little spat but that should have been handled better by Johnson as well shouldn't it but Joe's even said himself he said I walked into the room to kick off or something and I've walked out not the Everett manager and not quite sure why you know and he said since I wanted to you know I shouldn't have made that mistake but he has and it's just another as I say another self-sabotage it's just what we do we're brilliant at self-sabotage self-destruction and until we stop these cheap of mistakes everything's just repeating itself well then someone else has to come in to pick the pieces up and again someone has to come in and do a job that's not really the job they're just cleaning up for the next the whole thing about this was and it was I remember because I was in university and I remember getting stick off some lead slate after the oiler got because this was the famous you know the names are going to excite you we've got the summer well class manager lined up he's in and the names, the players we've got lined up so you're like oh alright then he's getting rid of the Royal was safe summer he's going to bring in a big name I'm going to spend some money in and as it transpired and he gave us one we had the Dutch fellow he was famously sitting on the post of the Royal and he was like give me the job of Dutchman and Bobby Robson I think he wanted but Bobby Robson hadn't given them any indication he wanted it so all of that was going on and you're like stop making promises that you can't keep and that was what happened and we ended up getting howered in because Bobby Robson fell through and we kind of fell through because we didn't again Andy Gray was there go and play golf and let us know in a couple of days what did you do for those here so Andy Gray went off to Spain La Manga to play golf in Spain and Sky you haven't actually signed a deal with Everton and Andy Gray he said he tried to contact Everton to say what's happening and he was like I couldn't get hold of anyone so Sky signed this thing and the thing with Andy Gray was he lined up to a york a degree to come and stuff like that you know and when the york was at Villeran it was like 18-20 goleges and it didn't happen and we ended up with Garrett Farley on the tribe in the summer and that was the well-class name and what to be signed what this space and all that ended up being Slavin Village that one for the next one but yeah another exciting chapter of Everton fucking themselves quite literally only Everton so we had that thing with No Other Club with the three dots a few years ago No Other Team Do you have it? another massive fuck up by Everton football club but anyway Baz has picked on Jake and Chelsea's I've picked Gary Speed let us know your thoughts in the comments thanks for watching the debate we'll see you 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Terry, do we want to go around and introduce ourselves or is that going to cut into people's time? We'll start at that end. Yes? I'm Teji Rock-Reverse. I'm with Duke University and also the Coordinating Center for this meeting. It's a lot. I'm Murray Brilliant at the Marshfield Clinic. I'm Doug Fowler at the University of Washington Department of Genome Sciences. Nancy Cox at Vanderbilt University. How are you? Well, I'm from the Jackson Lab and the Chinese Academy of Science. Leah Sturida from the University of Washington, Genome Sciences. Liz Worthy from Hudson Alpha Institute for Biotechnology. Erin Ramos, Division of Genomic Medicine and HGRI. Kat Lotz, Jackson Laboratory. Alas B. Secker, Intramural Genome Institute. Eric Green. Dan Roden, Vanderbilt. Howard Jacob, Hudson Alpha Institute for Biotechnology. Terry Minolia. Carol Bolton. Rex Chisholm, Northwestern University in Chicago. Mark Williams, Geisinger Health System. Cal McCrae, Brigham and Women's and Harvard Medical School. Fosher Delas, URDA on Daffy University in Boston. Peter Robinson, Charity University Hospital, Berlin. Wendy Rubenstein, NCBI at NIH. Barbara Stranger, University of Chicago. Monty Westfield, University of Oregon. Gail Herman, Nationwide Children's Hospital in the Ohio State University. Christine Seidman, Brigham and Women's Hospital in Harvard Medical School. Cecilia Lowe, University of Pittsburgh. Daniel MacArthur, Mass General Hospital in the Broad Institute. Annie Nehouse, NHGRI. Ellie Silverman, NHGRI. Nicole Lockhart, NHGRI, Division of Genomics and Society. Liz Feingold, NHGRI, Division of Genome Sciences. Gene McEwen, NHGRI, Division of Genomics and Society. Peter O'Donnell, University of Chicago. Melissa Landrum, Clare. Donna Messersmith, Genome of Healthcare Branch, NHGRI. Emily Adelman, the Jackson Laboratory. Jothi Thayal, Genomic Medicine, NHGRI. Heidi Sophia, NHGRI. Mike Payson, NHGRI. Scott Weiss, Partners Healthcare in Harvard Medical School. Michael Hahn, NHGRI. Ken Wiley, NHGRI. Bob Wilden, Genomic Healthcare Branch, NHGRI. Dina Paltu, NIH Office of Science Policy. Deborah Leonard, University of Vermont. Bruce Korf, University of Alabama, Birmingham. Mike Murray, Geisinger Health System. Karen Carniol, Felf Press. Adam Felsenfeld, NHGRI. Sheena Ferdy, NHGRI. Steve Benowitz, Communications, NHGRI. Jeff Struing, NHGRI. Vince Bonham, NHGRI. Jeff Schloss, NHGRI, Division of Genomic Science. We have not forgotten anybody, I hope. Okay. So my job as moderator is mainly to keep people on time and interrupt when your time is up. The times in the program are the total time. There'll be five minutes for discussion after each talk, as well as a discussion at the end. So, Howard, you have 15 minutes starting now. And I won't spend a lot of time introducing people, because they have these wonderful biographies at the end, presumably written by the people who are standing there, so they can take the blame or the credit for them. Howard is going to start us off by talking to the topic of convincing clinicians to use functionalized genomic data.


Welcome back to my kitchen and welcome back to my channel. It has been almost a month since I posted and I hope that you all had a great holiday. Today, we're going to be doing some freezer meal prep and to be honest with you, I'm not exactly sure how many meals I'm going to do. I'm sure by the title of this video or even in the description box. You can see how many meals I'm going to be doing today. So basically if you've never been here before, I do a lot of meal prep and freezer meal prep with healthy options and just ways to make cooking and eating a lot easier for yourself and your family. Today's video is also sponsored by Green Chef. I will tell you a little bit more about that a little later on. So I'm not going to ramble. Let's go ahead and get started. This month I pulled a lot of my meats and things out of the freezer. I just wanted to use up what I already had on hand. So that is my tip and encouragement to you, especially with starting the new year is go into your freezers, see what meats you have. If you had things you had purchased on sale and get your freezer cleaned out so that you can start fresh and new with the new year. And I did try to kind of focus on some healthier recipes this month. Also most of these are pretty budget friendly as well. And I didn't do quite as many as I do sometimes. You all know there are times I do 30 meals in one day. I will do a whole month at one time. And I think for the next little while I'm going to be breaking up some of my meal prep and not doing so much at one time and work on a bigger variety. Because a lot of times when I do a lot of meals at once I will do duplicates. And I think I want to work on just having a nice variety in the freezer. So the first thing I put together here was a lemon pepper chicken. And I love lemon. I love how fresh it is. Again, kind of thinking fresh and new with the new year. And I wanted to ask you all if you had some major goals for your new year, especially with meal prepping and things like that. Let me know in the comments what your goals are. Next, I got started in on some soup. And today I'm going to be doing three different soups. And my goal with these soups was to actually split the recipes in half and make more like a lunch portion size so I could pull the container of soup out. And we could do like hot grilled sandwiches with the soup for lunches. So I didn't really need a full portion size, plus it would help with variety and not have so many leftovers in the refrigerator. I know sometimes when you have a big pot of soup, it causes a lot of leftovers and then sometimes it doesn't get eaten. So if your family does that as well, maybe split your soup up into smaller sizes. So the first soup that I'm making up is just some chili. And I always make my chili with no beans. If you guys watch my channel often, you know that. And I love to put a lot of veggies in it. It's not always the same. Sometimes I do rice cauliflower. This time I decided to go ahead and cut up a whole green bell pepper and fry it up with some onions and the ground beef. But I swap things out. Sometimes I put sausage. Sometimes I put ground turkey just kind of depends on what mood I'm in. And I just added a little salt and pepper as well. The next thing I'm working on is a fajita mixture or bake. You could really do this on a cookie sheet in the oven once it's solid or you could fry it up in a frying pan. So like I mentioned, Green Chef is sponsoring today's video. They are a meal kit delivery system. You all know if you've watched often that I love their system, particularly because they have so many options for different eating styles. Personally, I really like to eat keto friendly foods and they have an option that you can select for keto friendly meals. The ingredients come pre-measured, perfectly portioned and mostly prepped. 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Go to greenchef.us and use code Adeline Kitchen 130 to get $130 off plus free shipping on your first box. I know that you will love it as much as I do. All right. So at this point, my veggies were starting to get softened and my meat was starting to brown. And I like to cook these together because I feel like it does help to cook up the veggies. And I don't personally care for crunchy veggies in my soup. So I definitely wanted them cooked through.  Now, one thing I do suggest with this is to slice the chicken pretty thin just so that it all fries up really quickly and you'll be ready to make fajitas in no time. And then all you'll need is just the toppings for your fajitas. Whatever you like to eat and whatever type of tortillas you enjoy. So I didn't do any measurements and you can just see the spices I'm using here, cumin, chili powder, salt. And then I just like to take and seal the bag and really mix it around. And it's good to go. And this is a fast, easy dinner. Like I mentioned, my chilies are often a little different. So I went ahead and dumped a can of diced tomatoes and a can of tomato sauce in with the meat and just added in some spices that we like in this. I don't make it very spicy just because our daughters are pretty small and they don't care for a very spicy chili. But what I do is whenever we have it served up in our bowls, we will add either some cayenne into our bowl or some hot sauce to give it an extra kick. OK, so the next soup that I was going to prepare is going to sound funny. But to be honest, if I had to give an award out to the best recipe of the day, it would go to the soup. And it is a pizza soup. And so I needed to fry up some ground sausage for that soup. So I just went ahead and put that into my frying pan just to kind of save time and keep everything rolling. The next thing I was preparing while I was waiting for the chili to cook and combine its flavors is some chicken cordon blue chicken. And you all have seen me make this quite a few times. I've made it for a few years. So you just want to cut the chicken into thinner slices. And then I used a tenderizer just to kind of get it a little bit thinner. And then you want to lay in some Swiss cheese. You want some honey, you roll it up and then you put it in to either breadcrumbs or into some almond flour. And I went ahead and did some almond flour so you can really customize it to make it work for you. And I just put a little bit of salt in with the almond flour and some onion powder and that's it. So they're really easy to prep.  So next my chili was cooked really well. I love that about using a Dutch oven. It really cooks everything up fast. Then I quickly cleaned the Dutch oven and added the sausage in. I added some marinara. Like I said, this was a new soup for me. I haven't made this before. This pizza soup.  So one of the things that makes it so good is it does have cream cheese in it. So it gets really creamy. It reminds me a little bit of like a cheeseburger soup.  I did some mini pepperonis. I did some mushrooms, a little bit of black olives, but you could do really anything you could even put bacon in this. I think the possibilities are kind of endless. OK, so as the soup was cooking up, I went ahead and got back to my chicken cordon bleu multitasking is always key when it comes to freezer prep. And to be honest, this day was amazing. I think I did all of these meals in under three hours, which is awesome to have 10 meals in the freezer for under three hours. And so much of it is so simple. So if part of your New Year's resolution was to start freezer prepping and you're kind of new to this whole thing, don't be intimidated. All you have to do is kind of start out with a plan, write your list down, get all your ingredients and you'll be amazed at how quickly it all comes together. So the pizza soup was done. And I went ahead and took that out and cleaned out my pot again. And then I wanted to make some cheddar broccoli soup. I don't know about you all, but I just think that screams comfort food, especially during these winter months when we live here in central Pennsylvania. And we have so much snow right now and ice and it's cold. So soups are just delicious. And this one is really simple. I actually thought it was going to be a lot more difficult, but it was very, very simple. So while I was cooking up the onions for that soup, I made this. And if you guys watch often, you know what this is because I've made it quite a few times in the last couple of months, and that is this honey maple chicken. And every time I cook this up, my daughters ask me to make it again. So I feel like it's going to be a staple in our freezer for quite a while. And it's so easy.  And that's it. That's all this takes. Now, obviously, if you're trying to cut back on sugar, even though it's natural sugars, it's still pretty high in sugar. But for an occasional treat, I think it's pretty delicious. And there are a lot worse things that you could be eating. So this worked out well, and it's easy to just quickly throw together. So you will notice with the other soup, I also use bone broth. And I feel like it's just a great way to add more of a kick of health in your soups, and nobody really knows the difference. If I'm not going to go into details of why bone broth is better, you can definitely search that out yourself. But it's just a little reminder that it's a great way to sneak in some extra nutrients. So next I went ahead and pulled apart the broccoli into pretty small little pieces since this was going to be in broccoli soup. And this broccoli soup is supposed to be down the line of a Panera soup. And I actually did not add the thickener that it called for. And it still ended up pretty nice and cheesy. So I definitely recommend this and I will be making this again. If these containers are in stock, I will link them below. They do go out of stock pretty quickly. They're from Amazon and they may be in stock with different colored lids than these, but they're a super good price if you're looking for some great glass wear that can go into the freezer. And I love these because I don't have a microwave and I use my air fryer a lot and they perfectly fit inside of my air fryer so I can heat them up without having to turn on the stove if I want to. All right, I will be sure to link my label maker. I get questions about this label maker. It is from Amazon and one thing I really love about it is it does not smear. It's waterproof. So whenever it comes to putting things in the freezer, your instructions and your labels will stay nice and neat and you don't have to worry about them getting wet. Thank you guys so much for watching today. If you're new here, don't forget to hit that subscribe button for a lot more cooking and meal prep inspiration. 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