If Sirenhead were an SCP, which it isn't. But if it were, how would the SCP Foundation contain it? For those rushing to the comments to correct me about Sirenhead actually being an SCP, hear me out for a second. Sirenhead was created by Trevor Henderson in 2018. From there, somebody made an SCP document about Sirenhead titled SCP-6789. This document was never on the official SCP Wiki. Instead, it was posted to one of our draft pages, known as a sandbox page. Eventually, the amount of people mistaking Sirenhead for one of our creatures was to the point that SCP Wiki staff and Henderson together decided to delete that SCP-6789 draft page. You may also notice that SCP-5987 is titled Sirenhead. What's the deal with that? Well, the author wrote a story about a ship's figurehead that could control other ships with a Siren-like song. Figurehead that's also a Siren, Sirenhead, you see where this is going. The author named it Sirenhead as a meme slash joke about the controversy of Sirenhead being mistaken for an SCP. Funny? Yes. Confusing to a lot of people who just read the title and neglected to read the actual article? Also yes. The reason that this is such a big deal? The SCP Wiki only allows submission of original stories and creatures, and Trevor did not submit Sirenhead to us, nor did he want Sirenhead associated with the SCP Foundation. Also, legally speaking, SCP creations are subject to the Creative Commons license, which allows reuse with attribution. And if Trevor wanted to hold on to his creature's copyright, he definitely wouldn't want to release it to us. Alright, so with the history lesson out of the way, what would it be like if Sirenhead were in the SCP universe? I see this as being very similar to SCP-1000, which is Bigfoot, a similar cryptic creature. The main containment procedures, regardless of any other factor, would be making sure that people who saw the entity would be amnesticized or discredited, or both. And news reports would be similarly taken down or painted as ridiculous. If there were multiple Sirenhead entities, or if the singular entity is nomadic and uncontainable, that is the extent of our efforts. Now, Trevor has tweeted that Sirenhead is a singular entity, so the question is, can we contain it? Sirenhead stories don't often talk about Sirenhead's durability, because no one is really trying to take it down. But we do know that it is organic, except for the metal of its eponymous Sirens. Some sort of powerful tranquilizer could be used to knock out the creature, and transport it to a secure location where it couldn't break out. If the entity can't be trekked, and can't be held in a building, there is hope that we could isolate it so it didn't interact with people. If it stays in one specific area, the Foundation could create a perimeter, falsely registering it as a national park, or saying there's environmental hazards or some such cover story, turn people away when they approach, and contain the Sirenhead entity in its habitat. The Doom Slayer is not an SCP, but if it were, how would the SCP Foundation contain it? First, should the Doom Slayer even be contained? Isn't it just a normal, non-anomalous human being? Well, the subject certainly started that way, but along its adventures, it had been blessed by the Seraphim and granted a cadre of anomalous abilities. Doom Guy doesn't need to eat or sleep, has an Asian decades of fighting demons. In combination with its Prater Suit's boosts, the Doom Slayer is stronger, faster, and more durable than any normal human being, and even many super soldiers. The entirety of hell itself fears the Doom Slayer, so containment is justified in our book. Wait, I hear you saying in the comments. The Doom Slayer fights demons. Shouldn't we just let it be free to fight the good fight? Absolutely not. Remember, we are not here to save the world. The Foundation does not care if an anomaly is good or bad. The anomaly must be contained to preserve normalcy. Now, the easy way to contain it? The Hellions manage to lock the Doom Slayer in a sarcophagus fueled by urgent energy for a long time. Our Foundation Thaumaturgy specialist should have no problem recreating the containment method due to our reliable source of hellish intelligence, SCP-4357-J. The cooperative demon, as we call it, consistently and accidentally feeds us intelligence on how to better contain demon-related entities. It is not out of the realm of possibility that we could use this intelligence to contain the Doom Slayer. However, locking Doom Guy in stasis doesn't make for an interesting story, does it? A far more interesting situation would be mirroring the story of another sarcophagus-bound, blood-lusting warrior we have in containment, SCP-076, codename Able. Like Able, Doom Guy could prove very useful if assigned to a mobile task force to contain anomalies. Of course, all would not be well in paradise. The Doom Slayer has a one-track mind for slaying demons, and the Foundation policy is to contain anomalies, not destroy them. There would be a point where the Doom Slayer would become frustrated with allowing the anomalies to live, at which point it would likely defect to the Global Occult Coalition. The GOC, as we call them, are a rival faction, or group of interest, to the Foundation. Under the direction of the United Nations, they also strive to hide anomalies from the general public. They differ from the Foundation in that their core principle is to destroy all anomalies that are not beneficial and controllable to their cause. While the Doom Slayer is rather difficult to control, its goal to annihilate demon kind would fit well with the GOC's ethos. The imposters from among us are in SCPs, but if they were, how would the SCP Foundation contain them? A special shout out to Cyan and the Site 42 YouTube Super Chat for these priority conprox, and also to TikToker at the top seven man for assisting in research. As you can imagine, the Foundation is no stranger to shapeshifting entities. The imposters would have a dedicated site for containment due to the possibility of staff duplication. There is debate among high-level staff as to whether the on-site nuclear warheads should be set on the lowest level activation protocol for ease of use in case of containment breach, or the highest due to the nature of the imposters in that their goal is to kill all present humans and the warhead would be a very simple way to do so. They'll solve that someday. Containment cells would be equipped with low-tech pressurized doors similar to those found on submarines. This would prevent the entities from working through the space between the door and its frame, either in case of sabotage or in case they can take other forms. Obviously, their cells would not have vents. Based on their spiked tongues and razor-sharp teeth, the logical leap that they have a different physiology from mankind is in a stretch. Over time, a reliable portable scanner would be devised, either technologically or thomatergically. Until then, body scans would be necessary for personnel at the end of each shift or when exiting the site, we wouldn't want to have another Dr. Kaufman situation on our hands. Bill Cipher isn't an SCP, but if it was, how would the SCP Foundation contain it? Ah, I love having options. We have got five, count them, five different containment procedures for our favorite one-eyed monster. What do you mean it's not your favorite one-eyed monster? Oh, shut up, Ketter duty one week, God. Okay, so first, the Zodiac containment spell. It's a classic. It didn't work in the show because of sibling rivalry, but with proper persuasion, we can knock this one out by the books. In scenario two, Bill Cipher is lured to a location and the thomatergical spell used by the Pines family to protect the Mystery Shack, the one including unicorn hair as a component, is used to seal Billy Boy into a single location. We build our remote containment site around that. Now, say we can't get access to unicorn hair for some reason, like Marshall Carter in Dark decided not to share theirs this time, a lousy jerks. In that case, we can still evacuate the town of Gravity Falls, Oregon, and leave Bill with all his weird, McGuettin, well, weirdness, locked inside the protective barrier of Gravity Falls. Townwide isolation is better than nothing. But okay, I know what you're really here for. No unicorn hair, the town barrier nullified. What do we do if a free Bill Cipher is ready to tear up everything? The same way they did it in the show, mostly. See, our foundation is knowledgeable about multiple realities, different dimensions, and all manner of things outside the bounds of our perception. Bill is always looking for the next big place to party. So I say, we give it to him. Send Dr. Bright out there with a promise of some sort of enticing knowledge. Convince Bill into Bright's mind and immediately put Dr. Bright into a coma. Remove the amulet and place it on another D-class to bring Bright back and put the old comatose body into a stasis cell. Presto, freeze-dried Bill Cipher. And of course, while we do not like destroying anomalies, we do what we have to do to maintain normalcy. So if none of the above plans worked, it is time for Ford's quantum destabilizer, held by someone who won't miss. Homelander is in an SCP. But if it were, how would the SCP Foundation contain it? Spoiler warning for the comics and TV adaptation of The Boys. Oh boy. Containing Superman, but trading out the easily exploitable kryptonite weaknesses for narcissistic sociopathy. How fun. If we were working with the TV continuity, we could use our artificial intelligence constructs to troll the web in order to obtain the multitude of damning videos of homelander's repugnant actions and threaten to release those to the public. Assuming anomalies and magic work the same way they do on Superman and most cannons, we could also leverage the subjects caring about its child, Ryan Butcher, to affect compliance as Vaught Enterprises did.  In fact, let's cover our bases and do both. Of course, in the comics, we don't have a child to blackmail with and narcissism only bends so far before we start losing containment sites. We should certainly start considering decommissioning options. Hey, let's toss my eminent on them. Do you know how fast that heat vision could cook my burritos?  The last time we gave you a body that had the power of flight, we had to pay for the dry cleaning bills of the entire neighborhood of f***ing. The decommissioning department has been racking its collective brains trying to figure out how to neutralize Homelander, and it seems they reached out for a bit of help.  We here at the Global Occult Coalition know that the right thing to do with any supernatural threat is to neutralize it.  Homelander is a particularly powerful soup, and in the comics, he was only defeated by a clone of himself, and that clone was only taken down by conventional weaponry because it was weakened from the previous battle. I am not at liberty to say what sort of arsenal we have at our disposal in front of our super cuddly panty ways friend over here. But I'll just say that if I have to grab one of the Scarlet King himself spears to take down this red, white, and blue bastard, I will do it in a heartbeat. Baphoons. The Muppets aren't SCPs, but if they were, how would the SCP Foundation contain them? Walking, talking puppet-like entities? These definitely seem like something we ought to contain, along with our menagerie of living stuffed animals. Most of the Muppets, like Scooter, Sam the Eagle, Rolf and the rest, are easy enough to contain in basic humanoid containment chambers, object-class Euclid. However, we should have particularly reinforced rooms for sweetums who habitually runs through walls, crazy Harry, who always seems to have another explosive on its person, and Gonzo, due to whatever maddeningly chaotic thing it does next. Some researchers would suggest that Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and its assistant beaker may seem well suited to working at the Foundation, or at least given privileges to perform experiments to help us further technologically. Those researchers are fools. If you've seen the multitude of ways those two's inventions could be detrimental to containment staff, you'd change your mind in a snap. The security contingent assigned to Ms. Piggy is to be staffed with twice as many guards as usual, and those particular guards must have scored highly in their close quarters combat courses for reasons I think are obvious. Animals to be kept in a state of permanent tranquilization after the Kappa 7 incident. And their leader, Kermit the Frog, kept in a completely different site from the rest of them. I will not have any rousing speeches leading to a containment brief.  Get me Delta- The Jedi are not SCPs, but if they were, how would the SCP Foundation contain them? The Jedi, the Sith, and all other types of force users have a vast array of anomalous abilities at their disposal.  Raw power-wise, we have seen force users rip star destroyers out of the sky. So how would the SCP Foundation contain such entities? Our simplest solution would be to obtain some Esalamars. These creatures nullify force sensitivity within their perimeter, due to being hunted by creatures who use the force to hunt them. With a stacking effect, the more of them you have around. A prison stock with Esalamar would be a very effective containment. Except, okay, let's say our Foundation spacecraft aren't capable of reaching the planet Mercer. What else could prove effective? The containment field. Used in episode two in the Clone Wars animated series, a simple combination of electricity, magnets, and a bioscanner allow us to interrupt a force user's concentration, taking away their ability to focus and use their force abilities. Of course, some might assert that the Sith might use that pain to fuel their power. I mean, they contain Count Dooku using this, but okay, let's just say it doesn't work. Carbonite. A frozen force user is cut off from the force during hibernation. Freeze, dried, force user. Problem solved. And what more? As a last resort, we could remove their ability to manipulate the force at all and decommission them in the process, using the Bardotten Sphere. Also known as the Living Sphere, this artifact drains the living force from an entity. It can only be activated by a force sensitive individual, but in a universe where the force exists, it's not a stretch to imagine one of our researchers or agents are a practitioner of the force that we can use for this purpose. It also acts as a battery that can be used to power advanced rituals, meaning that as a bonus, we could utilize said force energy to another use, such as a containing or neutralizing the Scarlet King. Who knows? Superman is not an SCP, but if it were, how would the SCP Foundation contain it? Superman is as strong as the plot needs it to be. Essentially infinitely strong and fast, flight and heat, vision and ice breath and yadda yadda yadda. Think the long fish that the comic gods decided to hamstring this Boy Scout with the most ubiquitous weakness next to the Achilles heel. Say it with me now, pretty reporters. Oh, and kryptonite. Like a humanoid solar panel, Mr. Kent gets its power from the yellow sun. So a properly shielded bunker deep underground will be more than suitable to deprive soups of its energy source. From there, a properly prepared chamber lined up with kryptonite generously provided by LexCorp would be waiting for our newest resident. Why would Superman fly directly into such a trap? Because of the pretty reporter I mentioned earlier. If I had a nickel for every time I kidnapped an anomalous person's loved one to lead them into a trap, I would have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. Slenderman is not an SCP, but if it were, how would the SCP Foundation contain it? Slenderman is attributed a wide array of abilities depending on different interpretations of the entity. Some consistent powers are invisibility, teleportation, the ability to turn humans into its proxies and infecting its prey with what has been dubbed slender sickness, a combination of memory loss, paranoia, sleepwalking, nausea, and nosebleeds. There's also the associated phenomenon that it seems to prey on individuals who have knowledge of it. The more you learn about the entity, the more it wishes to attack you. This led to our first, albeit unsuccessful, attempt at containing Slenderman using disinformation. In the early days of the entity's spread, Foundation webcrawlers rapidly took down swaths of websites mentioning Slenderman in hopes of keeping the public from attracting its attention. Not only did this fail due to the viral spread of Slenderman intelligence, but several Foundation researchers on the project also inadvertently became victims of the entity themselves. All work on Slenderman past this point was transferred to the Department of Miscommunications, experts at dealing with anomalies that attack you for knowing of them. The final containment protocols were enacted on August 10th, 2018. The entity was lured into a containment chamber using a D-class, at which point the SRAs were activated. Oh, what is an SRA? The Scranton Reality Anchor is a wonderful piece of paratech concocted by our top Foundation researchers to summarize Dr. James Caldman and Carlos Ruzewski's report. Reality can be measured in a unit we call HUMES. Baseline reality measures at one HUME, and it is possible for certain places or entities to be more or less real than the baseline. Entities with lower HUME counts than their surroundings tend to be pushed around by the waves of reality, while entities with higher HUME levels than their surroundings are the ones doing the pushing. Using the Scranton Reality Anchor, we can siphon reality from a different universe and bring it to a specific location to balance the HUMES with the entity, negating the entity's ability to push reality around. Coming back to our dear Dapper Slendy, with the trap sprung, reality around the entity balanced, leaving a tall, sad, faceless man pounding at the walls of its prison with hands and a few errant tentacles. Five Nights at Freddy's is not an SCP, but if it were, how would the SCP Foundation contain it? Due to the extensive lore of the franchise, we will be focusing on the first game for today and save the rest of the games, the books, the future film, et cetera, for later installments. Upon hearing about the anomalous animatronics, the Foundation would purchase Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. After shutting it down under the guise of a health code violation, a provisional site would be set up around the restaurant. During the day shift, researchers would run experiments on the animatronics, diagnostics on their programming, assembling and disassembling the endoskeletons, and perhaps with some luck, our researchers would successfully discover remnant far sooner than it was revealed in the lore. At night, we are faced with two possibilities. If the animatronics are happy to simply stay in the restaurant at night when it is empty, success, no more containment procedures necessary. However, I'd wager that there's a reason in the original game that there had to be a night guard, such as the animatronics attempting to leave if nobody was in the restaurant. If that's the case, the role of night guard would be filled with a D-class, one with a history of child abuse if the animatronics are particularly picky. If the D-class is adept enough to survive the night, good for them. If not, we've always got more disposable, I mean, D-class personnel. And what about Golden Freddy? If it's content to stay in the restaurant as the other animatronics are, I don't see any issue. But if it decides to get feisty and attempts to strike out on its own, well, let's just say that we've got teams that can bust ghosts with the best of them. The game theorists are not SCPs, but if they were, how would the SCP Foundation contain them? The theorist community acts as a sort of hive mind, although primary direction of the anomaly comes from the self-proclaimed 900 IQ Big Brain known as Matthew Patrick or MatPat for short. The entity holds numerous anomalous abilities, the primary of which is cognitive hazardous in nature. The entity is capable of reaching into the minds of victims and twisting their memories of beloved childhood media, often in horrifying ways. This is colloquially known as ruining your childhood. The entity also claims to have the ability to predict or theorize the future of currently running franchises. However, due to its poor track record of successful predictions, this dubious claim still requires testing. So, how do we contain this anomaly? Our first instinct was to silence the initial game theorist channel using similar special containment procedures to SCP-3949. Members of Mobile Task Force Amicron 5, codename True Fans, would flood the comments section of game theory videos with insults regarding the quality of editing, leaps in logic, and other weak points. Unfortunately, the shameless nature of the MatPat entity resulted in even our strongest rebuke, repeated use of the term cringe, failing to cause it to leave the YouTube platform as intended. By the time we realized the process wouldn't work, spin-off theorist channels had emerged. Beyond that, public knowledge of the anomaly had reached the point where full containment was no longer possible. A small victory, though. Agents embedded within YouTube's corporate structure were able to feed theorist channels through a cognitive filter that inhibits their ability to absorb more victims into the hive mind. Disinformation campaigns are continually running to make sure the general public sees the theorist community as just another YouTube channel. Addendum. Several predictive anomalies report that the fourth slice of the theorist circle is going to be filled in, and that the final slice will be taking that expunge by order of the O5 council. Nick Nocturne is not an SCP, but if it were, how would the SCP Foundation contain it? Nick Nocturne is the designation for the Keter-class demon human hybrid that runs the YouTube channel Nightmind. Nick's demonic capabilities are in line with Foundation understanding, shape-shifting greater than human strength at human size, creation and manipulation of hellfire, spirit manipulation, et cetera. The entity's weaknesses are also well documented, subject to influence of those who know its true name, as well as various sigils and wards of the Abrahamic Fates. Unfortunately for our containment specialists, we have yet to discover the true name of this entity, and as a child of the first demon, Lilith, the power of the necessary wards is currently beyond Foundation knowledge. Even SCP-4357-J, our best source of advanced demonic containment procedures is unwilling to talk about wards at that level. Due to our inability to successfully contain Nick, the next step in maintaining normalcy would be destruction of the entity. While within our capabilities, doing so would cause a level of collateral damage and civilian loss of life equivalent to a medium-sized city. Not that we wouldn't disappear an entire city, consider the case of Stockton, South Carolina, but we like to avoid that whenever possible. Luckily, Nick is also half-human and has taken a liking to living a mostly human lifestyle. This allowed the Foundation to work out a truce with the entity. Nick maintains public-facing normalcy, and in return, the Foundation doesn't have to resort to extreme measures. On top of that, there is the added benefit that the Nightmind YouTube channel does lend a hand in research of anomalies from time to time. That's a gift horse whose hundreds of demonic mouths I am not looking at. Wanda Maximoff, otherwise known as the Scarlet Witch is not an SCP, but if it were, how would the SCP Foundation contain it? Hello, I'm Dr. Theron Sherman, and in this series, we construct hypothetical containment procedures for non-SCP popular culture entities and objects. Let's begin. Looking at the comics as well as the WandaVision show, we see that Wanda is capable of massive feats of magic. Based on what we've compiled, we feel comfortable classifying her as what we call a reality bender. Reality benders can be some of the most dangerous types of anomalies. When you can reshape your reality to your whims, it's often very hard to justify not doing so, especially when most adversaries can simply be poofed out of existence. Thankfully, there are some tricks up our sleeve for handling this situation. The Scranton Reality Anchor is our favorite get out of jail free card for reality benders. These babies adjust the fumes of an area to match the entity, causing them to be unable to reshape that area. It could be as simple as putting two or three of them around the containment cell, or if we wanted some comic book level drama, we could construct a spherical containment chamber lined with SRAs as a melodramatic prison worthy of a multiverse scale villain. Of course, there are also other tactics available to us. One of those would be to contain Maximoff near a reality sink. Reality sinks are essentially the opposite of reality benders. They act as a black hole for anomalous energies, depowering nearby anomalies simply by existing. As mentioned at SCP-5004, there are multiple reality sinks known to the Foundation, such as former President Donald Trump, as well as our own Dr. Clef. Of course, there is always a likelihood that we are in far, far over our heads here. Other reality bending entities we've attempted to contain are SCP-343, who stays in his cell willingly because we are quote, interesting. SCP-239, an eight year old girl who may have created Santa Claus and whom Dr. Clef has proposed plans to terminate. SCP-3999, who was decommissioned through sheer willpower by researcher James Talaran only after the entity had put Talaran through several millennia of ever-changing tortures. And SCP-3812, a man named Sam Howell, who died, came back to life, worked with the Foundation to control his powers, started displaying schizophrenia-like symptoms while wielding his powers in more and more erratic ways, and after numerous failed containment and neutralization attempts, seemingly ascended to a higher plane or something of a similar nature. Before you comment, this thing happening with my hair is due to an interaction with SCP and, you know, starting to dig it. But anyways, let's get down to business. Alistair, the radio demon is not an SCP, but if it were, how would the SCP Foundation contain it? Hello, I'm Dr. Theron Sherman, and in this series, we construct hypothetical containment procedures for non-SCP, popular culture entities and objects. Let's begin. As the show is only in pilot, we have very little information to work with at present, but you has been hotel fans have been highly aggressive about getting your boy on the show, as well as documenting every shred of information you can find hidden in the initial episode. I'm honestly impressed. You're all going to make fine researchers once you're out of academy. Alistair is a demon, specifically one of the more powerful overlords of hell. A lot of the show seems to be alluding to Jewish or Christian religious tropes, such as mentions of Lucifer, Lilith, angels, et cetera. So much like our Nick Nocturne episode, we'll be digging into demonic containment procedures today. The quickest and cheapest method of demonic containment is the trusty salt circle. Depending on what lore you're following, it could be as easy as pouring a circle of salt, or as difficult as using Thaumaturgy to power the containment spell and entering a battle of wills with your captive. In either way, this simple spell is a pushover for more powerful entities. We probably need something with a little more punch. Thankfully, we have a man or demon on the inside.  These stronger fortifications, along with religious iconography and spray bottles of holy water, have reliably kept 4357-J in containment and prove invaluable to daily containment of Abrahamic faith-based entities. Of course, like Nick Nocturne, we're looking at one of the highest echelons of demon here, so let's break down the anomalous abilities we need to contain. Pyrokinesis, SCP-457, is a being of sentient flame, so sprinkler systems will be a requirement. Shadow manipulation. If your entity can manipulate shadows, leave no shadows to manipulate. SCP-017 is a blueprint for shadowless room containment protocols. Much of Allister's demonic or voodoo magics can be nullified by the right combination of runes and sigils. Unfortunately, the Foundation's biggest weakness is teleportation. After all, SCP-507, the reluctant dimension hopper, still ports out of containment at random, and all we can do is go pick it up when it reappears. Since Allister is capable of teleporting himself, as well as others by using portals, all we can hope is that some combination of religious iconography, the iron in the containment cell, and liberal application of Scranton reality anchors can do the job. If so, brilliant, we nailed it. If not, well, I guess we just have to hope that that snazzy demon stays down in hell. The TVA is not an SCP, but if it were, how would the SCP Foundation contain it? Hello, I'm Dr. Theron Sherman, and in this series we construct hypothetical containment procedures for non-SCP popular culture entities and objects. Before we begin, today's episode is brought to you by the Site 42 Patreon. Head to the link in our bio to get early access to Site 42 videos and other perks, and as always, support independent artists. Now, let's get started. Spoilers for all of season one of Loki. The Time Variance Authority is the kind of bureaucratic, authoritarian shadow organization that the Foundation can really get along with. There are probably multiple realities where the TVA and SCP Foundation simply work together. But in case things don't go smooth and let's face it, it never goes smooth, let's look at other ways the Foundation has dealt with essentially itself. In SCP-4755, the Foundation, 100 years from now, has become so evolved that it has ascended to a non-conceptual form of existence and is literally containing its past self, us. In SCP-4839, the administrator from one of the alternate realities becomes so obsessed with containing things that they attempt to contain literally everything. SCP-1322 is a wild ride where we find a wormhole to an alternate dimension with an alternate foundation. But while things go well in the beginning, trading technology and things like that, one of our harmless flu viruses decimates their global population and the vaccine we send them to cure it sterilizes the rest of them. So they start sending nuclear weapons through the wormhole for revenge. And in my personal favorite example, SCP-4052 is the story of the time when the Foundation went head-to-head with, I kid you not, the Sandwich Police, or as they call themselves, Sandwich Cataclysm Prevention. If you bring anything resembling a sandwich into the city of Sandwich, Illinois, an extra-dimensional officer will materialize, ask to see your sandwich license, and since who has one of those, he takes your sandwich to his Sandwich Police car and disappears. Apparently, sandwiches somehow cause cataclysms in their dimension, and we eventually reach an agreement with them to stop testing and blowing up their home with sandwiches. So, with all of this research, how would we contain the TVA? It's actually very simple and would progress almost identically to the plot of the Loki series. First, we need to encounter the TVA. That's easy. The Foundation is probably responsible for a fairly high amount of branching timelines on their own. Once we've encountered a group of TVA hunters, the question is, can we stop them from purging our timeline long enough to procure one of their temp pads? And since they seemingly only come armed with their purging sticks and the purge grenade, I believe our mobile task forces or even one agent armed with a gun would do fine enough at this step. Once we've engaged the TVA, we covertly research their archives to discover the void at the end of time. After pruning several D-class and tracking them using chronometers to make sure it works, we'd send our agents into the void. Here, we have a lyeth, a daunting threat to be sure, but if two Loki variants are enough to enchant the entity, so too can any multitude of memetics or cognitive hazards we have lying around. Hell, maybe we'll just toss the procrastination rock into it and it will put off eating us and open the way to our final destination, the Citadel at the end of time. And when we face Immortus or Kang or whatever he's calling himself, what does the Foundation do from there? Obviously, we take his deal, take over the TVA and run the show ourselves. Hey, look at me. Look at me. I'm the TVA now. Also, just an extra thought. If you change the names around with the Loki plot a little, there is a prime Foundation who's maintaining normalcy and protecting their universe from being Z-Kade by Z-Kaying every branch in the timeline and alternate Foundation is a solid 001 proposal. I wouldn't be shocked if we already have an article or tale like that and I simply don't know about it. The death note is not an SCP, but if it were, how would the SCP Foundation contain it? Hello, I'm Dr. Theron Sherman and in this series, we construct hypothetical containment procedures for non-SCP, popular culture, entities and objects. Let's begin. Almost all death notes currently in the human world are kept within a safe-class containment locker located at Site F*** while the few that are still on the loose are being tracked by our field agents. The first death note the Foundation acquired was put through rigorous testing. Dr. F*** who scored high in loyalty to the Foundation and low to medium in empathy ran numerous tests on the abilities of the death note. Several D-class later, the capabilities and limitations of the object were well understood. Further intelligence was gained through interviews with the Shinigami entity, including information about the Shinigami realm and the existence of other death notes and Shinigami. In order to contain the other death notes, Foundation artificial intelligence constructs use algorithmic abnormalities and causes of death data to predict with 95.8% accuracy that a death note is in play based on the progression of the testing its capabilities that all new owners go through. If you think that's a little far-fetched, remember that civilian algorithms used by the store chain known as Target were able to determine that a teen girl was pregnant before her father knew. Google Target knows you're pregnant. It's a trip. It's incredible how fast civilians are catching up with Foundation tech. For those concerned for the safety of our requisition teams chasing down the death notes, have no fear. When you're part of a global secret organization that erases the memories of everyone who encounters us, we are not worried about you finding our name and face before we find you. Bendy and the Ink Machine is not an SCP, but if it were, how would the SCP Foundation contain it? Hello, I'm Dr. Theron Sherman and in this series we construct hypothetical containment procedures for non-SCP popular culture entities and objects. Let's begin. In order to go through with this hypothetical, we need to assume that the story of Bendy and the Ink Machine actually happened. No dream sequences and no, we're actually in purgatory or hell here. The defunct Joey Drew Studios office would be purchased by the Foundation. As we can't up and move an entire building, a containment site would be set up with a cover story of condemning the building. Gawking civilians and adventurous youth alike would be turned away by on-site security and or amnesicized as needed. Within the opening rooms of the building, a foothold would be set up by researchers and security forces. Security teams would room by room explore the facility and mop up the Ink Creatures. Likely a thrilling scene for a Mobile Task Force themed short film, don't you think? Wink at the camera. Our biggest goal would be the Ink Machine itself. I can tell you from personal experience that Foundation researchers would be chomping at the bit to analyze anomalous tech like that. Finding a way to power off and piece by piece remove the machine from the office and bring it to our labs would be our number one research priority. And in the worst case scenario, the Ink Creatures, even the ridiculously powerful Bendy itself, never seem to attempt to leave the studio. So even if we can't procure the equipment for research, it's still a successful containment if we can lock down the office and keep the Ink Creatures from escaping. Firebenders are not SCPs. But if they were, how would the SCP Foundation contain them? Hello, I'm Dr. Theron Sherman. And in this series, we construct hypothetical containment procedures for non-SCP, popular culture, entities, and objects. Let's begin. Today's episode is brought to you by the Site 42 Patreon. Head to the link in our bio to get early access to Site 42 videos and other perks. As always, support independent artists. Firebending is a unique form of bending in the Avatar world. While Earth, water, and airbenders require their element to be present to be bent, firebenders are capable of generating fire, lightning, and explosive blasts from nothing but their own breath. This makes them a unique containment challenge, but nothing we can't handle. Luckily for our research, the legend of Korra showed us a high-security prison specifically meant to contain red lotus member Plea. To start, an Antarctic site would be established as cold temperatures and distance from the equator both dampen firebending efficacy. A layer of ice would be utilized in the containment cell as well as industrial air conditioning equipment. Many will wonder about the breath of fire technique that Zuko and Iroh have utilized in cold temperatures to maintain body heat. While true that it is a wonderful survival tool to stop oneself from freezing to death, the ability isn't meant to sustain firebending power levels in extreme conditions. To dissuade any lightning-based escape attempts, firebenders capable of the lightning bending technique would be placed in a separate wing reinforced with insulation. Ice is a poor conductor of electricity already, but we can't be too careful. Those capable of the combustion bending style epitomized by Plea and fan-favorite Sparky Sparky Boom Boom Man would be fitted with metal helmets covering their third eye. Even powerless, firebending culture has strong focus on martial arts acumen. To deal with this, all on-site security staff would be required to hold high marks in close-quarters combat as well as carry standard-issue equipment to prevent any altercations. Deadpool is not an SCP, but if it were, how would the SCP Foundation contain it? Hello, I'm Dr. Theron Sherman, and in this series we construct hypothetical containment procedures for non-SCP, popular culture, entities, and objects. Let's begin.  Deadpool has quite the arsenal of powers, skills, weapons, and gadgets. Powers-wise, we're looking at regeneration, enhanced strength, enhanced speed, resistance to psychic assault, and some toxins, and of course, fourth wall awareness. For skills, the mercenary boasts knowledge of multiple martial arts, enhanced athletic prowess, and is an expert marksman and swordsman. The subject is always armed with its signature weapons, swords, guns, knives, and grenades. It also uses gadgets such as holographic projectors and a variety of teleportation devices. The first step in standard containment would be an overdose of tranquilizers to sedate the subject, possibly hidden in a chimichanga. This will give our agents ample opportunity to disarm and bind the subject, Hannibal Lecter style. Can't have any of those fancy martial arts being used on our researchers, can we? Our focus of study would be Deadpool's healing factor. Using a combination of the mutant inhibitor collar featured in Deadpool 2, along with different healing-centric SCPs, we could learn much from our new guinea pig without accidentally letting its cancer cause it to shuffle off its mortal coil to its waiting girlfriend's arms. One last thorn in our side we need to worry about is Deadpool's quote, insanity, that allows it to realize that it is a fictional character. Well, I should say, thorn that we don't need to worry about at all, because Deadpool isn't the only one who can play the fourth wall breaking game. In one of the many SCP-001 proposals, specifically, S. Andrew Swann's proposal, the Foundation collates the data from all SCP documents into a single extra-universal server that realizes that articles are being added, updated, and deleted with no rhyme nor reason, or no rhyme nor reason until they realize the truth. They are fictional characters in a universe created by SCP-001. Us, the SCP authors. Bwaah! Beyond that, we have the Pathophysics Department, which is a fictional department created by the Foundation for the containment of meta-fictional entities. So, the fictional foundation created a fictional department, and that fictional department deconstructed an intrafictional character into a depressed shell of its author using an unfinished version of its character manuscript that they straight up made up in order to contain it, and now I've gone cross-eyed from confusion. Bwaah! Sure, it nearly figured out the game and got away, and also nearly deconstructed the Pathophysics Department itself in the process, but you know what? Deadpool's best fourth wall breaks are information gathering, not bending the universe around its will, so we're gonna be fine, I hope. Five Nights at Freddy's 2 is not an SCP, but if it were, how would the SCP Foundation contain it? Hello, I'm Dr. Theron Sherman, and in this series, we construct hypothetical containment procedures for non-SCP popular culture entities and objects. Today's episode is brought to you by the Site-42 merch store. Head to the link in our bio to get SCP merch commissioned from SCP artists. As always, support independent artists. With that out of the way, let's begin. As a reminder, Five Nights at Freddy's is an expansive lore, so our containment hypotheticals will focus on one game at a time. As with the original Freddy Fazbear's Pizza location, the Foundation would first purchase the location and animatronics and close the facility, or use agents embedded in local government to condemn the restaurant for obvious health code violations. Our staff would need the means to survive working in the facility. Five Nights at Freddy's 2 definitely took the bigger is better approach to the FNAF franchise. We've got 11 animatronics plus multiple ghost-like entities. There were more rooms, more cameras, more entries into the office, and not even the decency of doors to keep you safe. But really, who needs doors when you have the Freddy Fazbear mask? This baby keeps you safe from 90% of the game's animatronics by fooling their sensors into thinking you are one of them. As a start, research staff would be provided customized hazmat suits, modeled to look like the animatronic mascots during onsite study. Proper oxygenation would ensure that no low-oxygen hallucinations cause any issues. Note that the Foundation already has experience in modified fur suits, shown in the field blog, Mobile Task Furries. These custom suits don't protect from all the animatronics, however. We still have to contend with Foxy and Marionette, both of which are wildly simple fixes. For the Marionette, an automated winder would be installed to keep its music box from reaching the end. Meanwhile, Foxy is stopped by a blinking flashlight, so strobe lights would be installed in its home zone to keep it pinned down. With our researchers safe to study the interior of the restaurant day or night, we don't even need to waste D-class personnel keeping the animatronics busy. Well, we won't after the trial and error nights of figuring out the containment protocols, that is. And of course, a Scranton reality anchor would be installed on site to mitigate the danger of any pesky wandering shades. The Doki Doki Literature Club is not an SCP, but if it were, how would the SCP Foundation contain it? Sentient artificial intelligence constructs would be worthy of containment in the Foundation's eyes. Luckily, the containment is quite simple. In our scenario, the game would be removed from download platforms as soon as the Foundation got word that the characters were alive. A disinformation campaign would be enacted to convince the general public that the game was never released, simply an urban legend. You may recall a similar containment procedure we enacted called Polybius. Foundation webcrawlers would remove conspiratorial posts that refute our story, and agents would be dispatched to amnesticize particularly adamant gamers. Team Salvato, the developers of the game, would be detained and questioned. Their containment, amnesticization, or otherfates, would be up to the answers they gave regarding their creation of these AIs. Two copies of the game would be kept intact, the testing copy and the backup copy. The testing copy would be stored on a Foundation computer without internet access. This computer would be kept in a Faraday-shielded room. Researchers are to relinquish all electronics before entering the chamber. The backup copy would be kept in an isolated data drive and a storage locker. Researchers would begin study by interviewing the Monica entity. In kinder research scenarios, we would continue working with the Monica entity and possibly give it a non-staffed therapist to help it deal with its emotional issues regarding its situation. In colder test scenarios, we would likely have Monica deleted in order to pass the self-awareness onto the other characters in order to gain even more insight. As for the cryptic references regarding Project Libertina, the portrait of Markov, the third eye, et cetera. Well, research continues. Make sure to like and share this video, comment any creatures you would like to see containment procedures implemented for, and remember that patrons of Site 42 get priority for their conprox requests. Secure, contain, protect. Thank you for listening.  Please become a patron or visit our merch store at the link in our bio to support our work. 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The Minister of Education, Prof. Thayer Mahman, as one members of the academia and the university community over matters of sexual harassment on campuses, maintaining that the federal government will deal decisively with perpetrators of such acts. He gave the warning when he received the report of the committee on alleged sexual harassment by the suspended dean of law for quality at the University of Calabar, Prof. Syri O. Indifon. He said sexual harassment is a serious criminal offense and must be dealt with decisively when and whenever it occurs, hardened that the federal Minister of Education will do everything humanly possible to tame the ugly tide in the nation's institutions of our learning. Joining me as we continue this conversation is Zenab Adiola Aguro, a woman of many parts apart from being a journalist and celebrity writer. Adiola is also an author. Adiola, it's a pleasure to have you guesting on Plus Politics this evening. Good evening, sir. Good evening everybody. Adiola, how would you describe the life of a young woman in a typical higher institution in today's Nigeria? Even if you want to stretch it, not only the life of a young woman in a typical higher institution but the life of a young woman say in the place of employment or functioning in a society where hogling sexual harassment now seems to be a cultural baggage to carry. Thank you.   Is it when a man touches a woman alone or when you ask the woman to meet you behind closed doors? Is that what constitutes sexual harassment? You'd be amazed to know that sexual harassment is actually an unwanted, explicit, implicit advances. When a man makes advances that is unwanted and by all standards the victim because we like to see those who are going through the trauma of sexual harassment as victims. People don't see them as victims. Now, to answer your question, usually when a young girl, a young woman finds herself in a workplace or in the university or any tertiary institution, that person has dreams. You have ideals. You have so many things you want to achieve. You have everything or plant. You want to concentrate on your education. You want to achieve. You want to really work hard. Then you find yourself in the midst of people who are mostly higher ups, people who have an advantage over you and then directly or indirectly they are giving you the hints that for you to succeed, for you to go above your normal level, they need to take something from you in reward for another thing. What that means is whether the harassment is physical that is touching, actually grabbing you, or they are expressing it through other ways, text messaging or some don't even talk about it. They make innuendos. They say things that make you know that this is what they are implying.  You can then imagine the psychological effects on such an individual. You have a number of years, for instance, that you want to spend in an institution or in the job place you think between a particular period and a period you should have progressed, you should have gone to the next level and then you find yourself having to deal with that ugly situation where you know without playing ball you may not achieve your dreams that the old purpose of being sad you are basically, if I understood you well enough you are basically saying that this is a game of power and that the men folk tend to hold the bigger hand of the stick. Well, you know what you are talking about females but you know that men are also harassed handsome men, tall men are also harassed by females those in higher authorities.  They know you need something badly and so they take advantage. Most of the time in higher institutions in the workplace maybe outside these two places sexual harassment would come from a woman who just genuinely desires a man without having an advantage over that man or a man having an interest in a woman without having an advantage but when it comes to passing an examination or getting promotion these are very very serious issues in higher institutions and in the job place it's mostly from men but it comes from women too but for today we are basing it on female students because that is really really the percentage is higher with female students and their lecturers. In the game of power we say usually the female students are the victims in most of the cases but it's not exclusive to only female students it's that some female lecturers too who hold power sometimes abuse male students if I've understood you well enough are those what you say? Yes but because we are talking about female students everywhere in the job place, in schools and females too victimize male students How would you respond to the assertion that some cynics tend to make that sometimes the ladies also ask for it I'm not saying they are right but we cannot totally discourage them however cynical the remark may be that some of these ladies sometimes machinate it sometimes try to use what they believe is their bodily asset to get to where they want to get to without necessarily paying the requisite intellectual, academic and literary price How would you respond to that? In that case the female students are the ones harassing the lecturers if the lecturers are not playing ball so in the case where you have a female student harassing the harasser maybe the lecturer also is interested in that case nobody would complain but in most cases yes female students actually make themselves available they offer themselves as sacrifices on the altar of great great be great, better great some students are very lazy they are not in school to do what they have been sent to do so they offer themselves in that case it is no longer an harassment because they are the ones offering themselves the question is now to ask whether they are right to do that or wrong definitely it is wrong a lecturer shouldn't allow himself to be used to give grace in exchange for sex if you are not passing a particular cause then you fail and repeat but you can call it harassment if the woman is the one offering herself in fact the male lecturer a male lecturer can actually say that he is being harassed he is not interested so there are two different things we are talking about here she is the one harassing the other person the other way around let me also ask you this there are some out there who believe that seldom would a young lady pass through a tertiary situation in today's Nigeria without being sexually harassed by some male members of the faculty that she has to pass through is that a generalistic and seemingly simplistic opinion does it have any level of credence to it because we found out it has been found out that because it is the norm in quotes for lecturers to take advantage so 70% of male lecturers actually see it as an advantage to go after girls they think are hot in school are not very brilliant because you wouldn't really want to harass somebody who is so brilliant the work would show the course work would show you can have evidences to show that he actually passed an exam but most of the time when there is a witness on the part of the lady or on the part of some girls the lecturers actually take advantage so it is a normal thing for girls who are lazy or who are not very studious or who maybe have some disadvantages maybe financial disadvantages to be in school because it is quite expensive to train a child now they may not be able to buy all the cost to buy all these handouts they are lagging behind in their assignment it is normal for lecturers maybe she is very pretty or that is the only thing she can offer the thing she can offer it is really really high the percentage is high about 70% it is a reality we cannot shy away from it is happening everywhere in Nigeria how well how well is the political class and I mean members of various legislatures at the state level and the federal level how well are they using the law to fight this unfortunate phenomenon you see there are so many federal laws and state laws I think the states and local government laws are to go after perpetrators of all these things but the thing is yes the laws are in place and actually they are working I will tell you that there are lawyers out there that actually help students who are victims of such abuses because it is an abuse but is it it is for the students to actually know that they are being abused or they are right are being taken away from them and then to seek redress but how many of them actually approach the courts how many of them are being educated enough to know they are right most of the time because they are also on the other side of the law maybe they are not doing certain things right and they do not want to spend an extra year they play ball they bow to pressure but how many people actually work to the law the law is there to protect them especially in Nigeria the law in the olden days people laugh at you when you complain about sexual harassment some would even say has it raped you is it not just saying it or is it because the issue of rape is quite different from sexual harassment let's not confuse the two but you know some people suffer it in silence maybe because they are also deficient in some federal laws are very clear on these state laws and even local government laws all you have to do is to report to the right authorities and they take it off I am sure that some lawyers so many human rights lawyers do pro bono cases on such matters but how many students actually work up to them what is your opinion of the the magnitude of the unfortunate phenomenon even amongst the political class how easy it is how easy is it today in Nigeria for a woman to be involved in partisan politics and not be sexually harassed or goat or indeed one way or the other emotionally abused what would be your take of that that would make me open a can of worms because it's very rare to be candid to be in politics to be a female in politics and not have been exploited harassed and the way male politicians look at it in Nigeria is they are doing you a favor for you to get to the next level in politics you know politics I don't know how they play it in other climes but in Nigeria it's a game of the night because most political meetings happen in the night in fact they get they draw a drag until the very very very late hours of the night so women in politics are usually at the mercy of men and then they want to aspire to become this or that in fact able to become anything in politics in Nigeria you find out that you need a godfather and most of the time the godfather sees himself as somebody who protects you from the other men so he has to play his role in politics by pulling you under his wings that if you are his mistress that you are married or not under his wings then he is protecting you from other men and you know the moment they say all these things are whispered you are guys girlfriend or you are social so girlfriend other men may just leave you alone so and then maybe when that guy is no longer in power you need to get to the next level the other person you meet there so is this harassment it's also a form of harassment because sir you are giving me an impression that it is indeed an emotional ability to be a woman in Nigeria well depends on how you look at it if you are a woman in business and you are holding your own business you don't have except you are begging for patronage then you find out that you may not face harassment and that's the truth you may never face let me cite an example I'm sorry if I have to cite this example I once worked with you journalist to journalist and I was under your wings and you never harassed me we worked together we traveled the length and breadth of Nigeria and you never harassed me the same thing with Waliari Shekola and some other people that I worked with I'm sorry I'm mentioning names and you people gave me platforms to express myself so I'm using myself as an example but I've heard so many ugly stories you are different maybe your friend Waliari Shekola is also different maybe that's why you are friends but most of it it's not really a liability if you are in business I'm in business now I run so many things are you saying that even within the ranks of journalist even in journalism it does happen is that what you are insinuating from the last remark well in the media I doubt if it is right I doubt it the reason is that you get your assignment to go out there you do your assignment there is nobody to cover up for you nobody can just mark you and say in the media they give you targets you have to meet your targets so anyway you don't meet your target is it your editor or your producer that will do your work for you they can cover up for you so in the media it's not as bad as it is out there colleagues date one another people want to date bosses in order to get to certain desk that will give them money all these things are real but it's not as bad as it is in other places I really want to thank you for guesting on the show virtually from Abuja I guess you are in Abuja no I am in Lagos I am visiting Lagos okay good to know you are in Lagos thought you are in your your new town Lagos not showed you Lagos polished you Abuja seemed to have smashed you but never mind thank you this is how we thank you so much unfortunately in this program today the producer is not the conventional producer so the producer has not lined up today's throwback I guess we do today's throwback on Monday and that's how we will hand the show today I am Borla Oba have a good night


Russian soldiers talk about snipers from Moscow threatening to shoot deserters. A group of Russian soldiers fighting in Ukraine recorded a video in which they discuss blocking units of snipers sent by Moscow to prevent troops from fleeing the battlefield. The clip was shared by War Translated, an independent media project that translates material about the Russia-Ukraine War into English Newsweek reports. After yesterday's attack during the withdrawal, those who were wounded or afraid, they called us refuseniks and meet one of the soldiers said in the video. He continued, they don't consider us humans. They've put up blocking units, snipers who act against us. Throughout the course of the war launched by Russian President Vladimir Putin in February 2022, multiple reports have emerged about Moscow using so-called blocking units, also known as barrier troops. These units are reportedly used in Ukraine to shoot Russian soldiers who attempt to surrender or escape from battle. In November 2022, the United Kingdom's Ministry of Defense documented the presence of Russian blocking units in Ukraine. Due to low morale and reluctance to fight, Russian forces have probably started deploying barrier troops or blocking units the MOD wrote at the time. These units threatened to shoot their own retreating soldiers in order to compel offensives and have been used in previous conflicts by Russian forces. According to War Translated, the troops in the new video are members of an air assault brigade in Novo Mikhailovka, a village in the Donetsk region. We want to start a mass appeal to all departments for this to finally stop. Three assault groups were sent yesterday. Only three people made it with no support provided. The speaker in the video said, per War Translated's English captions. No evacuation provided for the wounded. Some were getting back any way they could, the soldier added. Those who returned are sent back with knives. No guns. The Russian soldier then expressed his company's discontent with their commanders, saying the officers treat them like meat, literally. He said that they are willing to fight, but they are demanding that this leadership be dispersed.


a narcissistic zombie apocalypse. We are now seeing an event involving destruction or damage on a catastrophic scale. It is a tragic event of extreme misfortune. It is an unveiling of things that were not previously known. This event is causing such great and irreparable damage that the world may never be the same. This is the narcissistic zombie apocalypse. Narcissists are everywhere, in all places or directions. They are common and widely distributed. They could be likened to zombies. They are dead inside, completely lifeless. They are lacking strength, energy and enthusiasm. They have no life within them. They have no vitality, vigor or energy. They are undead. Though technically dead, as they are lacking emotion, sympathy and sensitivity. They are lacking activity and excitement. They are unemotional, uneventful, uninteresting, unexciting, uninspiring. They are constantly in survival mode. They are in a state of continuing to live or exist in spite of their difficult circumstances. To survive, they need life. They need power to give them continuance of life. To continue their state of remaining in existence or operation. They need energy. They need the strength and vitality required for sustained physical or mental activity. We can call it life or power, but it is all energy. Everything is made up of energy. Energy is the property of matter and radiation, which manifests as a capacity to perform work, activity involving mental or physical effort, done in order to achieve a purpose or result. They cannot produce this energy on their own. They need to obtain it from an external source. They need to obtain it from a person who is rich in energy. A person who is abundant in energy. A person who has large quantities of it. The narcissistic zombie is constantly absorbing energy from people. They are constantly taking it in, soaking it up to increase their capacity to perform work. To make them feel powerful, to make them feel more alive, as they are constantly using it up and are unable to produce it on their own. They need to always be in proximity of a person who is rich in energy. A person who possesses an abundance, large quantities of it. This is the only way that the narcissistic zombie will be able to sustain themselves. Without an abundance of energy to keep them going, they would soon die out. So they need to keep a person who is abundant in energy around them at all times. This is why they can never be alone. This is why they always have to be around people. Because they cannot produce this energy on their own. And without it, they wouldn't be able to survive. Every second that goes by, they are using up this energy.  They are always looking for the next person to consume this energy from. They are never at rest. They are never at peace. They are always searching for their next victim. They can never be satisfied because they have this huge void within them. They have a void of energy which they are constantly trying to fill to sustain themselves. No normal, healthy person wants to be with a narcissist zombie. You don't want to be around someone who is constantly draining you of your energy. You don't want to be around someone who is incapable of reciprocating anything back to you. You want to be around a person who has strength, energy and enthusiasm. A person who is full of activity and excitement. A person who is emotional, eventful, interesting, exciting, inspiring. The narcissist zombie is aware of this and that is why they will play the part of this type of person that you are looking for. They will mirror you and use your energy to reflect back what you're about. They will appeal to your own ideals. They will be whatever they think you want to see. Whatever they think you're about. But they're not about any of that. That's not really them. That's what you see on the surface. That's what they show you. But underneath that is the narcissist zombie. Underneath that is something dead and lifeless. And you may not see it in the beginning. But soon enough cracks will begin to show. Because while your energy may have had a certain level of potency in the beginning, it may have had the power to influence or make an impression on them. Soon enough it begins to lose the influence or impression that it once had. Like a drug it no longer has the same effect. Feeding from you is no longer giving the narcissist zombie the energy that it needs. It is no longer sustaining them. And that is when you begin to see beneath the mask. That is when you begin to see who they are and what they're really about.  The activity and excitement is gone. They become unemotional and eventful and interesting and exciting and inspiring. Because none of it was ever real. You were dealing with a fake, a fraud, a phony, someone who is deficient in something. Most often it's energy. And they saw and realised that you had an abundance of energy. So they plotted and strategised how they were going to take that from you. By displaying a false character. Showing you what you wanted to see. Telling you what you wanted to hear. Knowing all along that it was never what they were really about. You were tricked, lied to, deceived. And if you were with them long enough they most likely left you with nothing. They drained you of your energy and left you with nothing to sustain yourself. When that energy was meant for you it was meant to keep you going. And that's why we often find ourselves at a low point where we might feel depressed. Because someone just came along and took the energy that was meant to keep you alive. That was meant to keep you going. That was meant to give you the strength and enthusiasm that you needed. They tricked you into giving it to them. And that's why you feel down. That's why you feel depressed. And it's ruining people's lives. These narcissistic zombies are everywhere. Robbing people of their life, energy and power. It's an epidemic. It's a widespread occurrence of an infectious disease. And it is a very serious event resulting in great destruction and change. But now with all of this new information coming out about these narcissists with all of this exposure of their plots and schemes their tactics we are now becoming more armed more equipped with the tools that we need to protect ourselves. We are now more able to give ourselves safe from harm or injury. We now have our own safe house a secret place where we can remain safe or sheltered from pursuit, danger or difficulty. And that is our community. Our channel. Together we can protect each other by spreading this information making people more aware of the tricks that these narcissistic zombies are using. Together we can learn more about how to defend ourselves. 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Okay, so let's do another one of these coordination complex, naming it. So hopefully you can see already that this one is actually a salt of a coordination complex because we've got this sodium atom in front of there. So this coordination complex comes from the formation of the sodium ion with this gold complex there. Okay, so this is the actual complex ion there. So that's an actual complex. So how do we name these? Well first you want to put the name of the ionic metal first. Okay, so we call this sodium. And then we do the regular naming rules. Okay, so let's erase this portion to get that out of our way. And so let's just think of this. So remember, we do the ligands first and before that we put the prefix. Right? Okay, so in this case it's going to be tetra. And fluorine, right, is the negatively charged ligand. Okay, so we're going to have to change the name. Fluoro, that's now fluoro. So tetra fluoro, and then gold is one of those weird ones. It's orate. And remember, fluorine is negatively charged. So if you want to, you can even do it again. Right, so we've got four F-minuses like that. So if the whole thing is minus charged, then that must mean the gold must be 3+. So, in parentheses, we put a 3, okay? So this is called sodium tetrafluoroporate 3. Any questions on that one? Oh, and then I have built a compound here. So if you imagine the fluorines to be the green atoms there, the gold, here's the sodium, it's just the counter ion. The gold to be the silver atom there. You can see that this AUF4 minus complex ion is also a square planar, okay, with the 90-degree angles between the bonds, okay? Any questions on this one?


he became one of the greatest people to ever play basketball is because he did that kind of thing. So if you want to become world class, that's exactly the kind of weird stuff that you're doing in your green zone. And then, you know, you're right.  What's up everybody and welcome to the show today. We drop great content each and every week and we want to make sure that you guys get notified. And in order to do that, you're going to have to smash that subscribe button and hit that notification bell. And if you've gotten a lot of value out of this, make sure you give us a like and share our videos with your friends. Well, you guys interviewed Kobe Bryant before his untimely death. And I've gotten to know Rob Polenka, his former agent, now the VP basketball operations over at the Lakers. And Rob and I have talked about what players do. Like you think about it, at the most elite level, that group of top performers has the most coaches because LeBron is working on prehab, not just rehab. He's working on his sleep. It's estimated, and I didn't get this from Rob, but that LeBron will spend a million dollars a year on his development because you think, oh, he's just naturally gifted and he explodes onto the court for, you know, 60 minutes and does all this stuff. No, there is so much work that goes into preparation and rest and diet and focus and skills training. Rob told me this story. I think this is, yeah, this was with Kobe before Kobe died when he was his agent. Rob said, what are you gonna do next season? Because the thing is you get really, really good at your gift. And then the other team figures it out. They're just watching game film day in and day out and they're like, oh, we see his move. He's doing this. And I don't know a lot about basketball. But anyway, so Kobe, or yeah, Kobe decided that he was going to study Great White Sharks. So he gets into the Pacific with Rob. They're in scuba gear. They go down into a dive cage and they're watching Great White Sharks and they're there for an hour. They finally see one.  Anyway, Great White Sharks move very, very slow, very fluidly and then at the very last minute, boom, they go in for the kill. Next season on the court, what did Kobe do? Very slow, very fluid, and then boom, goes in for the kill. And then it was another season until they figured it out. That is like an extreme example of developing your gift and you would think, well, Kobe doesn't need to do that, but that's why he became one of the greatest people to ever play basketball is because he did that kind of thing. So if you want to become world class, that's exactly the kind of weird stuff that you're doing in your green zone. And then, you know, you're right.   And at that point, you know, he was getting a lot of heat for taking all the helicopter rides and for, you know, basically being an expensive cost of the Lakers, but he understood that his prehab and his rehab was far more important than anything happening on the court, just for him to get on the court at that age. And that helicopter ride, if you live here in LA like me, that shaves hours off so you could actually be in your green zone when the time is there. And that's what top performers do. They understand this to such a high level. And, you know, I'd love to talk a little bit more about what you learned in your research for this book from top performers. We jokingly talked about hacks, but they understand themselves and how to leverage those gifts to the best of their ability. That's what makes them top performers while the rest of us feel like we're playing catch up. So here's a quality that always amazed me about the best leaders I've met. And like you, I have the privilege of interviewing some of the best leaders in the world for what I do. And again, it's one of those things that if you can get into that bad zone, that space where you do this repeatedly, you're like, how do I even get paid for this? Like, how is this my life? Like it's a good day most days, right? But what I've noticed, and you've probably seen this, like when they show up, they're not distracted. They have all the time in the world for you. They make you think like they've done all kinds of research which often they have done and they're never rushed and they're never hurried. I've never been to Necker Island, but apparently if you go, Richard Branson greets you there and I've had friends who have been and he just acts like he's not running hundreds of companies but like, oh, nice to see you. It's good, you want something to drink, you want to sit on the beach, what do you want to do? You want to go out for a jet ski? Like, let me know. And what that is, is they've learned how to say no. They know what's important so that when something, one of the things I encourage people to do with their time is reject the whole idea of living a balanced life. I think it's a waste of time because number one, I've tried it for many years and I've never succeeded. And secondly, you ever notice that balanced people never seem to change the world? Passionate people do. And so what I encourage people to do is give up on the idea of balance because balance feels like a retreat. Balance is like, I'm going to do less at work, I'm going to do less of this, I'm going to do less of that. I don't want to do less with my life but I want to carefully choose what I decide to do more of. And now what I want to do is whatever I allow on my calendar, I want to pursue with passion. So if I'm going to do a podcast, I'm going to prep well. If I'm going to write a book, I'm really going to go deep. If I'm going to meet with this key client, I am going to go in prepared. If I'm going to read my kid's bedtime stories, I'm not going to skip pages, okay? I'm not going to like do that little hack where you pretend there was no extra page and they won't notice because they're little. I'm going to be fully present. If I'm going to sleep, I'm going to sleep for seven or eight hours and not apologize for it and refuel my body because there was a quote from a 17th century, 18th century figure, John Wesley, who said, set a person on fire with passion and people will come from miles to watch him burn. And I think there's something very true to that. So what I want to do, what I allow on my calendar, whether that's social or work related or speaking engagement, I want to do passionately and then it's no to all the rest. As Greg McEwen says, and this is a paraphrase of his book from essentialism, but on a scale of one to 10, if it's not a nine, it's a zero. And I think a lot of us allow our lives to be filled with sixes, sevens and eights. We know what to do with the twos and threes. It's like, nah, I'm not going to do that.  So as a filter for decision-making, if you're going to show up, it's a nine out of 10 and then you're going to be fully present. You're going to go all there. We drop great content each and every week and we want to make sure that you guys get notified. And in order to do that, you're going to have to smash that subscribe button and hit that notification bell. And if you've gotten a lot of value out of this, make sure you give us a like and share our videos with your friends. I love this and we're in this world where abundance now is what everyone has. We have it in every area of our lives where we had to fight from scarcity. And so in recognizing that, it's about subtracting out of our lives. All these things that we can have doesn't mean that you should have them and they're just distraction. And for a while, I considered myself and other people consider me a bit of a minimalist. I don't own a TV. I'm not interested in what's on it or any of these type of things. And I don't own a car and there's some other things in my life that I just had grown used to not having around and focus my life on other areas that where those things would take away from that. So with television, what am I taking away from? I'm taking away time that I could be playing music, that I could be reading, that I could be getting better. If I had a car, well, I'm taking away time from walking down the strip and seeing what's going on and feeling the atmosphere and being present in the city. Those things are important to me. So I don't see them as being a minimalist. I see them as being a maximizer because I'm maximizing the things that do enhance my life, that do bring me joy and that do make every day that much exciting. And I love that quote that you had mentioned. I never heard it before. Set them on fire or passion and people will come to watch and burn. I think it's just beautiful because when you are focusing on your priorities and the things that do fire you up, well then, yeah, you're going to be living with a lot of passion. Well, and that's attributed to John Wesley. Yeah, and attracting people. The quote is attributed to John Wesley. And you know, it's fascinating to me too because one of the other things in making choices, life is a series of choices. And a myth that I used to fall for all the time is that I didn't have the time to do things.  And I would always say, I don't have time for that. I don't have time to write a book. And then one day I was reading this book. I think it was written for children. I don't know how I ended up with it, whether my kids got it or whatever. But it was what the president of the United States does with their time. And I thought, you know what, Carrie, if you became president of the United States, you'd be so overwhelmed like the free world would just disappear because you can't even decide what to have for breakfast. And it hit me. If I become president of the United States, nobody's giving me an extra hour. Like I have to manage, nobody's giving me an eighth day a week. I would have to manage the free world with the same 24 hours in a day. And that really haunted me because then I started to think, actually I had the time to write a book. I had the time to do a better job on this talk I'm delivering. I had the time to be present with my wife, who I love. I had the time to listen to my kids fully when they came home from school. I didn't take it. I had the time to get the project done. I didn't take it. So what I did, and this is a good hack if you wanna think about using your time more strategically, as you were saying, Johnny, you know, I don't have a TV. What does that allow me to do? What allows me to walk down the strip and be fully present, right? I would encourage you to say, stop saying you don't have the time and start admitting to yourself you didn't make it. I didn't make the time to write the book. I didn't make the time to call my mom. I didn't make the time to tuck my kids into bed tonight. I didn't make the time to finish that project like I promised AJ I would. I didn't do it. And then what happens is you start to be ruthlessly honest with yourself and it's like, well, am I ever gonna write a book or not? Well, in the last decade, I've written five and released five. So that is a real pivot point. Now, is it blood, sweat, and tears? You bet it is. Is it worth it? You bet it is, but I was fully present when I was writing the book.  What do you want to do? Launch a podcast? Fall in love? Do you want to travel? Yeah.


Right. You're due to teach a lesson on acid-base indicators and you haven't got any blue litmus paper, red litmus paper, or the normal indicator solutions that we use. You're stuck. So what do you do? Are there any other ways in which you can do it? Well, litmus is nothing more than an extract from lichen that grows on rocks and that's a natural pigment. And there are plenty of other pigments in nature that we can use. Let me show you some of them and some ideas that you might want to go into. The one that most people know about is tea. It's got a natural brown color and if I just take some citric acid from a lemon and we squeeze it into the first and then some bicarbonate of soda, I put it into a solution here and we'll put it into this one. Give them a stir and clearly a very different color. Well, tea works alright but in fact we've got ones that are much better than that and flowers are one such one and this is one that I use quite often. I've got petunias in this case, lovely purple ones and all you do is you take some of those flowers, put them into a plastic bag, a little bit of solvent to dissolve that pigment. Not too much, just put a small amount in because ultimately we want to get a nice concentrated solution of the pigment and then once it's in there crush the petals up so that the solvent can be in contact with the pigment break the cells. Right, having done that we've now got a lovely pigment solution in our plastic bag. To filter it all we do is nip the corner off the plastic bag and pour it into a test tube. Here's our solution. Good, let's take a little bit of that solution into two test tubes and let's put some vinegar, citric acid into the one. Oh, isn't that cool? And let's put some handy-andy a base into the other. Maybe we need a little bit of water just to take it into solution. Isn't that beautiful? Clearly a different color in an acid and in a base that makes a very good acid base indicator. Right, so you've got your indicator solution. What about indicator paper? Well, there's a nice easy way of making that out of that. Just take a piece of filter paper or you can take tissue paper if you don't have filter paper, any absorbent paper and just pour your indicator solution onto it. Try and get this as concentrated as possible. Once that's thoroughly wet you then put that into the sun to dry and that's what I've already done and there we have it. We've now got indicator paper. Of course we can cut it up into strips just like litmus paper and use it as a test strip to test whether something is an acid or a base. So if I put a little bit of acid on it, what happens? And if I put a little bit of base on it, dry the handy-andy again, voila, we've now got indicator paper. And of course this is easy for children to make at home if they've got methylated spirits, if they got flowers. And there's a lot of lovely investigations that you can get kids excited about primary school level, even high school level. For example, around the home there's a lot of chemicals in the kitchen. You've got bicarbonated soda, cream of tartar, some vitamin C, epsom salts, table salt, handy-andy, vinegar, etc. There's a lot of chemicals at home. A lot of them are neutral, some of them are basic, some of them are acidic. Get children to go and identify. And then with respect to indicators, are all flowers indicators or just that petunia? I've got a red petunia, is it the same color change as blue? What about white petunias? Has white got color? Orange, red, blue? Do they all have indicator properties? Do the colors always change the same? Are they different? Hibiscus? I find they work very well. The red ones. I've not tried the white. Maybe you can try that. Right, I've shared with you some ideas today on the acid-base indicator properties. But there are many ideas out there that people have got and I invite you to send those ideas into me so that I can share them. I'll find ways of doing that and I will give you proper acknowledgement. And just send me the idea on this email address.