The Tom O'Brien Show is produced every business day. Tom takes your phone calls toll-free at 1-877-927-6648, internationally at<PHONE_NUMBER>. Let's go to Ben and San Jose. Ben, what's going on, brother? Hey, Tom, how you doing, man? I'm doing great, man, yourself. I just wanted to thank you and your team and everything. I've been using your technique with the 10-minute charts, watching the VIX, and just making a fortune here on the futures. Isn't it interesting? That's awesome, man. It's wonderful. Thanks, Tom. I appreciate it. Okay, man. Have a great one. Have a safe one. Now, Tom O'Brien. Welcome, folks. This is Tom O'Brien of TFNN. We go five days a week. We go seven hours a day. We go 24 hours a day on the Internet at tfnn.com. Always remember, folks, whatever you think about, you bring about whatever you focus on gross. Hope everyone's having a great day, safe day. Let's make it a great night, folks. Be impeccable with your words. Seek to know the truth. When you hear an opinion and believe it, you make an agreement and it becomes part of your belief system. The only thing that can break this agreement is to make a new one based on truth. Only the truth has the power to set you free. Knock it wise. Let's take a look at it out here. We have the Dow Industries trading up 122. NASDAQ up 173. S&P is up 37. Gold. Gold contract up $26.30. Trade at $19.63 an ounce. You have Silver up a buck. Six at $24.35 an ounce. Lightsweep crude up a buck 17. Trading out at a price point of $76 flat. Notes and bonds. Ten-year note. Up one full point plus a tick at $119.09. The 30-year up a full point plus 14 ticks at $125.26. And King Gala getting smoked down $1,201. Ticks $100.530. The Euro at $111. The Yen at $138 and the British Pound at $129 to $1. U.S. Dala. Off-phone numbers<PHONE_NUMBER>. Give us a call, folks. Want to know what's going on in your world and the world of the S&Ps. Let's take a look at them. What do we have? Okay, so we take a look. First, we're going to get into the futures for a second. Let's take a look at these futures. Come on, get over there. There we go. Okay, so what we had out here this morning is that you had the CPI commode. Bottom line was a light number. You got all the way up to the $45.23. We pulled back into the $44.97. And we can see that was the big bar. You had selling all the way down to the $44.98. Now, the top of that bar is $4408. So that's the one you're going to watch for the next 10 to 15 minutes. Because if we get into that bar again, it'll get down to the bottom. It's trying to hold that price point right now. You've got a slight expansion of volume, but if it gets into that bar, you're going to be down to the bottom of that bar. We'll test it once again. That's on the futures. If we go to the SPI and take a look at the SPI, what you're going to see inside the SPI, and talk about a nice call by Tim Ord. Bottom line is that when he did that workshop, he was saying, hey, we're going back to the highs. Well, here we are. When we take a look at the SPI, what you're going to see here is that we had a high volume high on the SPI. That high volume high was laid out at $443.60. Well, $443.60. $444.30 is actually the high. $104 million shares. Well, you get $57 million shares. In order to have a failure on price in volume, you'd have to get underneath that. Now, I don't see getting underneath that today. That's the bottom line. You're at $57 million. It'll probably do about $75 million. That's it. It's going to be a little tricky here. You do have an expansion, and let's see. Let's see. So $114 million. Yeah, $114.104. This is saying to me that we're at highs. That's my take on this, folks. We're at highs. You're going to see this back down, because this is three of them. See, one, two, three. And we did have a contraction on the last one, not by a lot. Small numbers. But this contraction today is going to be big. We're going to take a look at the NDX100, NQs.  We take a look at the NQs. Put the NQs up. You're going to see, with the NQs, the bottom line is that you made the high out here. With 14,000 contract, you came back up again with five. And at the bottom, we have 20. But you can see that 20. 20 was testing the big number. But the way that's set up is that now let's go. Let me get into the Qs, because I think the Qs actually missed the high by a few pennies. So the high in the Qs, 272.85. No. Yeah, no, we hit it. Now, this is what's going to get interesting. Yeah, see, the Qs can actually have a failure on price and volume, which is really intriguing. Because what you have here is that we got over the high. Right now, you're under the high. That right? One second. No, you're not under the high yet. But the high is 272.85. And if that's what we get, it's going to be subtle. But that'll be saying, OK, we'll see how they go on the downside. We go into the gold contract. Well, no, let's go to the dollar first. Because the dollar released. It's bent up. Bent up. Look at this, man. Look at this move. Let me pull this back a little bit further. OK, so the dollar broke. Just about broke. So the dollar, man, you know, if the dollar can't bounce at all, man, you're going to have all these markets going higher. Because the way the dollar is set up right now, look at this, man. The way the dollar is set up right now is actually, if this can't get out of here, the dollar is set up to go to 96. And we go to 96. Gold's going to go to the moon. The market's going to go to the moon and all will be above. Because you can see this is a straight line move down. You know, yeah, that is about as straight as you can get. There's no doubt about that. We go take a look at the GDX. The GDX is off the races. What do we have inside this GDX right now? You get wide price spread. You get volume. You get price. You get all of the above. GDX is on its way up to the swing of 36. Right now, you're trading 31.95. You can see that wide expansion of volume with 30 million shares. The swing point up there has 26 million. So that's a good setup, man. They're coming into that market and they're coming in gangbusters. Some of the higher volume equities out here. And right at this point, it doesn't look like we're going to have volume, folks. You have Tesla's up. Well, actually, let's do this. I do this every time. But let's go inside the GDX 100 first. So inside the GDX, you get Pinduodu up 6.5 points. As a percent, rather, JD.com up four. Aluminum up 3.7. Taken away from it. Lucid comic is down 10 percent. You got Zscaler off 5.4 percent. CrowdStrike is off 2.7 percent. Our phone number is<PHONE_NUMBER>. We have the Dow. Dow Industries up 114. NASDAQ up 176. S&Ps up 37. Stay right there, folks. You're coming right back. Currencies, commodities, and bond markets are as important as ever right now with how they're driving the volatility in equity markets across the globe, which is why it's a great time to try out Teddy Kegstad's Tiger Forex Report. Teddy Kegstad breaks down the Forex markets every Monday using his 30-plus years of experience as a trading veteran of futures, Forex, stocks, and options. Teddy releases his weekly Tiger Forex report every Monday morning with coverage of all the major currency pairs, including the dollar index, the euro dollar, pound dollar, dollar Swiss, dollar yen, as well as many more. And he also has weekly coverage of the crude oil market and the 30-year T-bonds as they both influence Forex markets tremendously. When you sign up for the Tiger Forex Report, you also gain instant access to Teddy's 60-minute webinar archive. He just hosted Forex Strategies and Fundamentals What is Behind the Tiger Forex Report. For all the details and to start your 30-day Tiger Forex Report subscription today, visit the front page of TFNN.com, TFNN Educating Investors. Are you looking for a way to consistently add winning trades to your portfolio? Tom O'Brien is here to help. Tom O'Brien has been successfully trading markets for over 30 years. A frequent contributor to TD Ameritrade Network and CNBC, Tom O'Brien founded TFNN over 20 years ago to help educate investors just like you. Tom's Daily Market Newsletter, Market Insights, is published every morning when the market's open to give you the competitive informational edge you need to succeed. These newsletters are packed full of Tom's advanced technical analysis and are geared to deliver comprehensive strategies for a successful portfolio. Get Tom O'Brien's newsletter, Market Insights, today and try all of our products and newsletters 30 days risk-free with our money-back guarantee at TFNN.com. TFNN Educating Investors Everything in the universe is governed by the Fibonacci sequence. This mathematical principle is responsible for everything from the most aesthetically pleasing artwork to patterns in the stock market. To stay on top of stock patterns you can take advantage of, sign up for the Fibonacci 24-7 newsletter at TFNN.com. When you subscribe, you'll get a weekly report from Veteran Day Trader Larry Pezzavento on stocks you need to pay attention to and you can trust Larry's analysis. After all, he's got 45 years experience as a day trader. Larry will also provide daily charts, videos and data on the key markets that he's tracking. Expect notifications from Larry on market movement you need to act on at any time. First-time subscribers also get a 30-day money-back guarantee. If you're not satisfied, let us know and you'll get a full refund within 30 days of signing up. Subscribe to the Fibonacci 24-7 newsletter today. TFNN.com Educating Investors Toll free at 1-877-927-6648. Internationally at<PHONE_NUMBER>. Welcome back folks to Dow. Dow Industries right now trading up 110 to get Banana Stick up 174. S&Ps are up 37. Let's go to Mike and Ashwin and Hancher. Hey Mike, what's going on brother? Hey Tom, how are you doing? I'm doing great man yourself. I'm doing good. Cool. Thanks for asking. I wanted to talk about MJ. I own it. I've been buying pieces of it as it's been coming down. Okay. I just want to know what you think about it. Let's take a look. So MJ folks is the pot ETF. The low for this year is 291, the high 669. Now this has been a mess folks in a monster way as all the pot stocks have. That being said, I mean yeah I think you're going to get a little action here. I mean that last swing point up there at 358 Mike is game. Yesterday you got some good volume in it. That swing that's up there has good volume in it. There's action there. I'd be really careful after that point. Well depending on what type of volume you get as you get up to that level. And more so for the reason that what has happened in that business is that we know it was a commodity business number one, right? And you know when you take a look at this folks, it's just amazing actually. It's like okay we all know it was a weed and you know like this equity went from 46 dollars down to who knows what 291. But you know what's also happening? I don't know what's happening up in New Hampshire but I suspect this is happening right across the country. And they just had a big article in the Tampa Bay Times with this. Have you heard about this Delta 88 by any chance Mike? No I haven't heard about that. Okay so what Delta 88 is if you go in your neighborhood folks I'm sure there's going to be these shops. What's happening they're all over St. Pete. There's a sign what does it say? Something about getting high that's the bottom line. Well there's a couple loopholes that are happening right now that evidently this Delta 88 is made from hemp and different states have different laws. But in Florida there's so much whatever the content of THC is let's put it this way they're getting around it that's the bottom line. So you not only have an aspect that you know you don't have to get a medical card and this article is saying that people are actually getting high on it you follow me. Yeah you know so there's a huge amount of competition man never mind just regular legal comp well I guess Delta 88 is legal that's the bottom line. But you know I don't think any of these are going to be like what all of us probably expected at the beginning. Do you know what I'm saying? Okay. But for trade I think you got something. Are you waiting in the sidelines now? Well no I mean you could that swing point going all the way back in April that wants to get hit. I mean you had good volume in this last five days. Yesterday you had good volume and again. I know there's legislation in Congress now is what's the safe banking loan that's what's going on now I think. I see I see okay okay but that's that and if that that would have happened I think you'd see a lot. Yeah well it's hard to tell man because you know they they made this legal for even recreational in New York and you saw what happened and now New York's a different animal folks because you know New York is so big you know once they made it legal every bodega in New York sells pot. I mean thousands of them like and they're not supposed to be selling pot man they don't have a license to sell pot so all the legal pot sellers are losing money because they had to basically pay a lot for their license. Do you see what I'm saying? So I think it's one of these deals man you know you throw a seed in the ground right and you know you know in Massachusetts right you can have six plants right I can have something. What about New Hampshire? How does that work in New Hampshire do you know? I don't know what the lot is yeah I don't know what it is. But do you see where I'm going with it?  All right thank you. Okay man have a great one have a safe one and I know that's yeah if we pull up CGC this is uh see that's CGC. This was canopy this is canopy and you know the bottom line is that you know yeah canopies at 57 cents man I mean you've got to be kidding me I mean this is this is like something that yeah I was thinking that yeah yeah it is a commodity but the bottom line 57 cents that's down from uh 56 dollars and 50 59 dollars and who knows what the heck I forget what the constellation brand's bought it for but you know and at some point folks I think that what you are going to have is that you're going to have the you know there'll be a branding and that'll be good but hey guess what that's going to be a long time man so I'd be really careful in that whole business. Let's get the SMPs because what's happening is that this SMP wants to gun this thing because it just got into the bar let me see how many minutes we got here no you only get three minutes this is going to be interesting okay so with three minutes into a 10-minute bar you already have look at this yeah this cell on this thing you already have 20,000 27,000 contracts and that's about how he's talking about see once you got into that uh 40,508 that's saying okay down the bottom is game once again that's how this thing shakes out and now this is this is a monster expansion of volume for four minutes into the bar we just made a high with 13,000 contracts and we're only four minutes into the bar and you have 23,000 contracts so the the bottom bar has 41 so it looks to me like it's going to go after that bottom bar with probably around the same we'll see we'll see how that shakes out the nq's we hit the nq's so the oh yeah the nq's are even heavier look at this nq's you get 9,000 we made a high with five the bottom is 20 that's a little less cell in there four minutes 9,18 you're gonna you're gonna do about 20 though on this first bar so you can expect we're gonna get down to that bar and go after that bar that's the bottom line folks you know on it that's on the short term basis on the long term basis uh bottom line if you close it the lows out here today that is saying you probably gonna do a gap down tomorrow and that would also be saying is let's go over to the dollar for a second because that would be saying that the dollar did 100% move of a move and then you're going to get some kind of anemic bounce on the dollar let's do this txy okay so if we take a look yeah you'd have to get back inside what the 107.85 you're not back inside that yet but that's what you'd be looking to do you know so this is going to get intriguing no doubt about it and you know this is this is an amazing trading market really is because that the spike we were talking about the spike high yesterday you got a high spike high if you're trading out here this morning you saw exactly what's going on market was up both here you can just look at the s&p they took every stop out that was in that was in there look at this thing so it was already up before the number come out number comes out and they run it from 44.83 to 45.23 stay right there folks who come right back our phone number is<PHONE_NUMBER> we have that out now industrials right now up 59 as except 145 s&p is up 29 we'll come right back the gold report as a precious metal gold is still king it continues to hold the most effective safe haven and hedging properties across the global major trading hubs of the london otc market the us futures market and the shanghai gold exchange the gold report tom obrien publishes his weekly gold report every monday morning for subscribers consisting of coverage of the xau hui gdx the dollar bonds the south african rand as well as 25 different mining equities with specific buy sell recommendations the gold report new subscribers get a 30-day money back guarantee so you have nothing to risk subscribe to tom obrien's gold report newsletter now at tfnn.com sharpening your skills as an investor is like getting better at playing a musical instrument you have to practice sure but you also need excellent instruction from experts at tfnn you'll get advice and guidance from the authority and technical market analysis and it's not just dry tedious text either tfnn airs live financial content streamed live on tfnn.com and tfnn's youtube channel with tiger tv live every market day from 8 30 a.m. to 4 p.m. eastern for free each host is an experienced trader and gives their take on the market while taking calls and questions live from around the world from the moment the market opens until the closing bell sounds tiger tv has eight different shows with expert hosts to help you make the right moves with your money watch online at tfnn.com or on tfnn's youtube channel and become the investor you were born to be tfnn educating investors tfnn has just launched their new trading room the tiger's den hosted at discord tfnn has been educating traders for more than 20 years with live programming hosted by a variety of professional traders during market hours and now they are expanding their reach with the tiger's den available to all tigers and tigers for just one dollar for the year there's no cash or added costs when you join our community of traders in the tiger's den you can look over the shoulders of tom o bryan and the other tfnn while they analyze charts during their live tiger tv programs and join an interactive trading community with hundreds of members exchanging ideas interact with other tigers and tigers as they share trading ideas news analysis and discuss the market action all trading day even at night and on the weekends the tiger's den at discord is accessible on mobile or tablets as well so it's always at your reach to sign up today and become a part of this educational community of traders just visit the front page of tfnn.com this segment is brought to you by think or swim for more information just click the think or swim banner on the front page of tfnn.com welcome back folks to DAO. DAO industrials right now up 77 you can ask except 154 SMPs are up 31 let's go inside the DAO industrials and take a look at the strength versus the weakness here and strength wise point wise what we have is this you have sales for us putting 39 positive points goldman 34 microsoft 31 and home depot 29 taking away from it united health minus 72 you get travelers minus 11 ibm minus nine and let's go into a couple of the big dogs because we're going to have that rebalance in which is going to make a huge difference on the 27th folks we take a look at apple apples up a buck 80 it's shaking everything off apple also has a high volume high so apple's not done the way down yet either that's saying that wants to get tested that's that that 194 48 is a high up high volume high we go to google google up 181 this could this could be a problem with google google that's a lot that's light volume we got to 120 96 today couldn't hold couldn't hold price that says it wants lower price i can see google coming down to this 108 now check this out this is important to understand also when the re shuffling is getting done matter is not going to get touched which is a total mind blow i'm not quite sure why is that's the case but matter is not getting touched so the high in matter is 383 it's coming up here with light volume you know we'll see how it handles the uh uh 338 that's the next next leg but for some reason matter is not getting touched they've already actually said that i believe it's going to be on the website let me just see this i think it's on the website tomorrow that's how i think this is shaking out so we get uh tesla let's pull tesla up next tesla's up three bucks 272 okay so this is this is having a high time holding price so that wants to go the other side of its consolidation which is 240 amazon let me pull this back a little bit more okay so yeah i can't picture him but i don't know how this is going to work with amazon because amazon definitely is not i mean the high in amazon is 188 we're only at 130 right now envidia envidia my god unreal yeah envidia wants us high again you're up 13 bucks 439 35 i see what it did it tested its high today that last high at 45 million we're already 40 million though so and envidia this is going to be interesting here i'm trying to figure out why what this is all about so envidia is pull yeah here it is envidia said to be in talks to help anchor the ipo of soft banks arm so for some reason whatever you know arm envidia when you when you have that yeah let me pull this up for a second envidia is in talks to join a lister investors in anchoring initial public offering of arm the chip designer backed by soft bank the group of ipo backers won't be finalized until the offering gets underway in the fall the party's on curling the current aren't currently close to a formal agreement said the people lost not to be identified the financial times reported that envidia was seeking to invest at a valuation of 35 to 40 billion lower than the 80 billion that soft bank wants look we talk about valuations and like how you put them you imagine that so soft bank wants 80 billion envidia is willing to invest the 35 to 40 billion oh my god that is something else and you know soft bank forget it man this is like a rerun uh for him going all the way back to 2000 when you know he was the big dude going up to 2000 um got wrecked and then you know bottom line just raised so much money took another 20 years to get wrecked again but the bottom line uh that's exactly what's going on let's go take a look at the xAU and the gdx because in both cases we're gonna have some juice out here today look at that juice man the xAU is up 659 you're gonna have huge volume yeah this is on its way i don't get the volumes until uh about eight o'clock tonight we take a look at the hui same setup huge the hui's up 1239 this game we're off to the races here man and that's going to say uh whether the dollar does even a you know a dead cat bounce that's telling me it's done nothing right now that's for sure um but if it does a dead cat bounce that's still saying that guess what this this gold market silver market is off to the races let's go take a look at silver actually yeah look at that movement 78,000 contracts look at that nice so let me bring this back further si one okay so let's put this okay so you've just breaking the downtrend today that's even on the weekly look at that yep so now we get silver on its way to 26 20 that's a weekly let me put this on a monthly for a second i see interesting yeah now this could get really interesting because on a monthly watch this this is almost a classic look at that on a monthly folks okay this wants to go to 30 56 and you can see what it did it broke top side this is a bad roll steal man broke top side comes all the way back to the trend line rejects it and then now you're off to the races again that's a good setup man that is a good setup so it's been a long time but the bottom line is that looks like it's on the way that's how this is set up right now you get the blow let's go to platinum ppl t and see what we have here i'm sure it's the same way because once the metals start going they all go platinum this is the ice the ice not the ice here the etf for platinum that right now is trading yeah that gap tire that's 88 you're inside the larger range yeah this is this is a good setup platinum's going higher too they're all going higher that's the bottom line and that's that's saying that whether we get a dead cat bounce on the dollar or not bottom line these metals want higher price uh dow dow industries right now up 103 and as except 168 s and p's up 35 stay right there folks come right back if you're looking for potential trading setups in the stock market then rocket equities and options report is a newsletter you should try tom yo brian delivers options and equity trades when the markets present them using a combination of fundamentals and technicals sign up for rocket equities and options report today with a 30-day money back guarantee so you have nothing to risk for all the details and to start your subscription today visit the front page of tfnn.com tfnn educating investors you might think that if you want to be successful at trading in the stock market you're going to need a crystal ball after all it's impossible to predict the future right like any endeavor in life before you decide it's impossible get some advice from the experts you might find that it's not so impossible after all for daily market overviews that give you direction on the key indices selective stocks and commodities subscribe to the opening call newsletter at tfnn.com the opening call newsletter is written by basal Chapman creator of the trading methodology known as the Chapman wave the Chapman wave up down sequence gives you an edge in identifying price turns finding the peaks and valleys and stock prices get the opening call newsletter by basal Chapman and your inbox every day first time subscribers also get a 30-day money back guarantee if you're not satisfied let us know and you'll get a full refund within 30 days of signing up tfnn.com educating investors biotech is booming but for how long whether you think the biotech bull has room to run or has run its course trade labu or labd directions daily s and p biotech three times bull and bear ETFs visit direction investments.com slash biotech today an investor should consider the investment objectives risks charges and expenses of the direction shares carefully before investing the prospectus and summary prospectus contain this and other information about direction shares to obtain a prospectus or summary prospectus please contact direction shares at<PHONE_NUMBER> the prospectus or summary prospectus should be read carefully before investing an investment in the funds is subject to risk including the possible loss of principal the funds are designed to be utilized only by sophisticated investors such as traders and active investors distributor four side fund services LLC tfnn has launched the tiger's den hosted at discord tfnn has been educating traders for more than 20 years with live programming hosted by a variety of professional traders during market hours the tiger's den available to all tigers and tiger's for just one dollar for the year there's no cash or added costs when you join our community of traders sign up today and become a part of this educational community of traders just visit the front page of tfnn.com this program is brought to you by vista gold traded on the nyse american and tsx under the symbol vgz welcome back folks to dow dow industry is up 107 naziq up 171 s of p is up 36 he's talking about wild folks okay listen to this you know we just had the the call about the weed and i was talking about new york right well listen to this this is unbelievable the headlines on bloomberg this literally just come across it watch this together you gotta see this man this is crazy new york weed stores that got raided by police reopened within 24 hours just a day after new york police and state tax agents raided two locations of the empire cannabis club the marijuana dispensaries are back in business showing the challenge of shutting down unlicensed weed stores on wednesday empire's chelsea location sandwiched between a vintage poster shop in chipotle just north of google's eighth avenue office was open to customers with air condition and hip hop filtering through the sleek store a clerk working at the dispensary sets thc products the component that gets consumers high had mostly been confiscated by authorities on tuesday but empire cannabis club branded merchandise hemp dog treats and cbc and vues after sun after some lotions were available he ended up business cards showing plans to open another location in brooklyn the chelsea stores one of empires joints rated on tuesday the other was a lower east side as the state makes good in a promise to crack down on part shops operating without state issues license dozens of stores have proliferated in the last two years since the state legalized possession and gifting of small amounts of marijuana but before they set up a regulatory regime to allow licensed stores to operate agents from the state department of taxation and finance arrived at the storefront and two m empire cannabis club owners were briefly detained according to the company spokesman for the governor the state declined to comment bottom line is to get the gist of it folks okay um you know even the the new york folks is so big that what happens is that the last thing they have to worry about is pot they have to worry about you know the streets getting hurt getting killed getting me and getting all these other things and that's always been like that by the way okay the bottom line is that you know if you want to get caught doing anything you want to get caught doing it in new york you know a lot because because it's such a large state and there's so many large things that actually happen that that's the bottom line uh empire has maintained that it's all legal because it's operating as a not well look listen to this oh my god this is a trip i'm glad i just looked at this again okay empire cannabis club has been one of the most brazen of the unlicensed dispensary billing itself as a chain with five locations in new york city the club has sophisticated website and presence on social media with twitter and instagram accounts the owners have been quoted extensively in the in the media new york city radio station hot 97 is promoted the grand opening of the company soho store storefront man oh man empire has maintained that it's all legal because it's operating a not-for-profit members only club it charges $15 for daily pass to enter at storefronts and a $35 membership um let's see what else the owners are saying they're prepared for it i'm not quite sure i don't know yeah i guess you operate a non-profit then just take all the money out in salary right they're claiming that we abide by all the rules got in line had to wait and uh we don't think it's fair that other people like to jump in line uh yeah that's this that's the that's what that is that's the folks who basically have the licenses they really screwed this thing up in the york that's for sure and guess what just it's the same deal i mean you know it grows anywhere right so and that the whole non-profit thing that's a whole different swing i don't know you know it must there must be something inside of the new york law that you know because could you imagine just imagine that you're not only selling pot you're advertising it and you're going on one of the biggest stations in new york city yeah okay so they have they have their problems no doubt about that let's go take a look at a couple of the other big uh gold stocks out here we go to newmont first we take a look at newmont there we go newmont busted got above all its uh resistance out here today newmont's on its way up to this uh 57 that 50 yeah 57 52 rather gold meaning meaning barric barric that got going to barric's up 75 cents that wants to get to its swing high let's take a look at a couple of the silvers yep ex-k that's up 10 percent over 10 percent yeah when these things stop moving they stop moving pa s same deal okay it's time to have some fun folks if you haven't got the gold report yet get over there because this is when this is when it happens whether you know this run we'll see how long this run is going to be but uh the bottom line once these things start running there's a couple of our folks are saying that the tiger's den you know hopefully we won't start getting these gold calls for another uh you know month i know we'll be shorter than that but the bottom line is you can see how long we haven't got gold calls it's been and i can see why there's no doubt okay because it hasn't done anything except basically going down you know meaning the equities also uh but guess what now you now you get action and you have let me just look at this for a second so i'm curious as to what yeah so you got a full with pe of about 23 and barric barric's going to take in 12.2 billion and bring 88 cents to the bottom line it's not a bad number we go to newmont let me take a look at newmont new ones got a 19 and a half pe oh that's 12.62 that's interesting here one second let me look at something 12.6 well barric is getting close to newmont i said gross sales which is pretty wild man and that's that's really that's quite an expansion for barric but that's and barric would let's go to copper because what's going on with mark bristol as far as he's concerned he wants to get into the copper business in a monster way so and this has to do with electric cars and everything so coppers were trading out that's up eight pennies right now 385 hg1 pull this back a bit this hasn't broken his downtrend yet but it's getting close oh this is on the weekly this is yeah so it's right here you know if we get it's not that one if we get another day of this will you very well may have some action here let me put this on a weekly again hg1 yeah it's it's right there you get another day like this then that's saying the copper will make the run that's a that's a good run 435 stay right there folks who come right back our phone number is<PHONE_NUMBER> now the industry is up 87 has like a point 61 s and p's up 33 will come right back are you looking for a way to consistently add winning trades to your portfolio tom o brian is here to help tom o brian has been successfully trading markets for over 30 years a frequent contributor to TD Ameritrade Network and CNBC tom o brian founded tfnn over 20 years ago to help educate investors just like you tom's daily market newsletter market insights is published every morning when the markets open to give you the competitive informational edge you need to succeed these newsletters are packed full of tom's advanced technical analysis and are geared to deliver comprehensive strategies for a successful portfolio get tom o brian's newsletter market insights today and try all of our products and newsletters 30 days risk free with our money back guarantee at tfnn.com tfnn educating investors you might think that if you want to be successful at trading in the stock market you're going to need a crystal ball after all it's impossible to predict the future right like any endeavor in life before you decide it's impossible get some advice from the experts you might find that it's not so impossible after all for daily market overviews that give you direction on the key indices selective stocks and commodities subscribe to the opening call newsletter at tfnn.com the opening call newsletter is written by basil Chapman creator of the trading methodology known as the Chapman wave the Chapman wave up down sequence gives you an edge in identifying price turns finding the peaks and valleys in stock prices get the opening call newsletter by basil Chapman and your inbox every day first time subscribers also get a 30 day money back guarantee if you're not satisfied let us know and you'll get a full refund within 30 days of signing up tfnn.com educating investors everything in the universe is governed by the Fibonacci sequence this mathematical principle is responsible for everything from the most aesthetically pleasing artwork to patterns in the stock market to stay on top of stock patterns you can take advantage of sign up for the Fibonacci 24-7 newsletter at tfnn.com when you subscribe you'll get a weekly report from veteran day trader Larry Pezzavento on stocks you need to pay attention to and you can trust Larry's analysis after all he's got 45 years experience as a day trader Larry will also provide daily charts videos and data on the key markets that he's tracking expect notifications from Larry on market movement you need to act on at any time first time subscribers also get a 30 day money back guarantee if you're not satisfied let us know and you'll get a full refund within 30 days of signing up subscribe to the Fibonacci 24-7 newsletter today tfnn.com educating investors don't forget you can listen to tfnn live on your mobile device 24 hours per day go to tfnn.com then hit watch tiger tv that's tfnn.com then hit watch tiger tv welcome back folks so down down just goes right now pv8 you get the magic up 165 s and p's are about 34 let's go take a look at uh how we're gonna finish off this day volume wise so let's see what we have we have you have the spy at 70 million it's not bad not great 104 is the last one yeah that's good that's shot volume that's that's definitely shot volume that's in the spy the cues now they get some 56 million yeah but that's going into 80 you know so you can see the the bottom line is that you know this thing's getting tired up here the thing it's amazing is that you know just look at how this is set up man i mean you know you only had a very shallow retracement you made the first high the second high now the third high um yeah and it's been a one-way move there's no doubt about that and you know bottom line you're coming into a softer part of the year now so i might might take you know i've been running this thing on the way up but i think uh this thing's going to get pretty dicey right now where we are that's how it seems to be setting up and if you remember um i get tim wood on tomorrow if you remember he was talking about the uh 27th going on to like somewhere in october is you know seasonally you know a lot less but not only that the 27th is the the uh reshuffle of the nasdaq and i think the 25th is the fed right the let me see so calendar 26th the 26th is the fed so this is going to get really intriguing always remember folks the bank and claw your hideout the bull can run you over and thank god there's always another trade health happy's in a prosperity have a great night folks have a safe night come visit tommy tomorrow morning kicks us off 9 a.m great show folks look at him folks


Boys we didn't free Tito from prison to not have an amazing first episode with most fear Honestly, every good player from this promo would be a nasty addition to wheel of mud There's a limited Vaughn Miller Marquis pouncy Cooper cup Matthew Jude on Buddha Baker. There's a Jared Allen a marshawn lynch There's a limited Cody white here. I don't know why he got But whatever there's a George Kittle. It's nasty so far and this is just the tip of the iceberg There's gonna be a ton more, but can we talk about this absolute tragedy? So let me get this straight. Jamar Chase has three touchdowns a hundred eighty yards Prestige Jamar Chase just hanging out at 84 speed 85 overall. Here's the thing Jamar didn't get team of the week That means only one thing to me Jamar has a most feared I know he has a most feared when they're gonna drop it I don't know cuz they didn't drop it in this first wave, but I promise you Jamar Chase has a nasty 90 overall most feared card just waiting to drop either way We really don't need wide receivers right now. So that's all right Let's take a look at this lineup. So we added Orlando Brown to the offensive line So it's technically an all-elite offensive line, but these guys are not that great So I'd like to make some serious o line upgrades if given the chance. I'd start with right tackle defensively Rashawn Gary's still in there. He's mid both my middle linebackers are okay I guess they definitely could be a lot better. Derwin's amazing Tyson Anderson's amazing I don't got a mess with that my D line is kind of dogwater because Nick Bosa hasn't gotten an upgrade either Thanks for Lawrence is all right Shelton's and Aidan Hutchinson is trash. Darius Williams is a little bit short So I could use a corner upgrade too, but Okuda's been really good. Woodson's been incredible Sean T's been incredible. I like our defense. We are also four and oh on this season We have not lost a game which is so incredible. So a win today takes us to the playoffs Let's get our first spin underway I'm hoping to add some most fear players to the squad Hopefully the wheel will permit our first wheel spin Jesus it's a pretty good thing to have you want this who is the best kicker in the game Are there any good kickers in the game? So the best kicker in the game is Justin Tucker. He's a hundred twenty thousand coins for Justin Tucker. He is the goat though 84 kick power 86 kick accuracy sure. Why not? We'll take Justin Tucker He's not gonna get any abilities because these core elites don't get abilities, but I cry all the time about kickers So let's get him in there. It's not the most glorious wheel spin I will be honest, but it's something we need to add to this team and I've been neglecting for a while So Justin Tucker happy to have you Oh Is that gonna get me a 90 overall most feared though, I don't think so the 90 overalls are like 450 K We're gonna get a choice or a really really good player that we get 150 K to spend on one. Yeah, these guys are too expensive What about 88 89s? Can I sneak in an 88 89? Oh, we totally can get an 88 89 for this price I guess the question is who dude Bo Jackson. Oh, but most it's not so good Dude most dirt literally was gonna win MVP at the season. How does he stack up against most it? I want to do it so bad I want to do it so bad. I swear. This is like bad karma. I swear if I get Bo Jackson right now I'm like dooming myself to lose this season. Oh, you can't stop. I'm doing it. I'm doing it I'm doing it. I'm doing it I'm doing it He most or might be the best player that I've ever bet but here's my thought process Maybe most it's not that good It's just hat backs are good or fast hat backs are good Bo Jackson 88 overalls are new hat back Or another way to think about it is like if we did all that with most dirt. What about with Bo? I just wanted to do it. So I did it. That's all okay Bo Jackson is our new hat back And I'm giving him energizer just like Raheem Moster. That was a bold call But I just I really wanted to do it so we add Justin Tucker We add Bo Jackson and our third and final edition to this team. Oh Okay, I guess we'll see so any single player 88 overall or lower But I don't get to choose the position the position is chosen for me right outside. Is that Rashaan Gary? I Swear to God, that's where Rashaan Gary is or is Rashaan Gary left outside I don't do it. It doesn't really matter cuz I can put any outside linebacker and any of them Oh, it's actually right outside linebacker. Yeah, okay, so 88 overalls or lower Let's see what the best right outside linebackers are we're gonna get a stud here a wu su caramoa still a dog What about Joe? What about Shoyinka? How good is Shoyinka six five two sixty eighty three speed? It's actually kind of a dog dude low-key.  This was also my first good pull of Madden 24 Special it's a special place in my heart. Hey, I wanted an outside linebacker and I got it It's a sad day. I deactivate Raheem Moster and I activate Bo Jackson Rashaan Gary was actually really solid on this team So I think getting an upgrade to someone even better. He's just getting off wu su Karamoa Very good call there and our new kicker and kickoff specialist is Justin Tucker. You know what I low-key can do I could put Moster as my kick returner. Yeah, that's actually perfect So Moster is still getting reps in some capacity Obviously my power halfback has to be Bo Jackson and I'll actually put Moster as the third down running back I'm not entirely sure how that works. They call it the third down running back But they don't only come in on third down I know that Moster will get reps in some capacity. The dolphins are looking good, baby I'm ready to see Bo Jackson's debut. I'm ready to see something out of Karamoa And I'm sure Justin Tucker will be very helpful. I like the additions today And we got the challenge wheel here on our Playoff bound game if I win here we are in the playoffs. So let's see. We got our challenge wheel This is a tough one. This is actually a tough one two plus Interceptions on the game. I like to think if I'm gonna get that I'm gonna win the game too But this is a fun one because you could get this right at the last second of the game 90 Justin Fields Cramarty and Metcalf He's got that Justin Fields already, bro I had no idea you could get him that quick J fields Walter Peyton in the backfield Who else is he got? DK Metcalf and he's gonna whip the RPO into Metcalf for 20 yards Dude does these low-key might be like Oregon Unis. I think he's doing the same thing He did the exact same thing this time. He's forced to run it since I had it covered and he goes nowhere That's excellent defense. This is an actual pass That's a sketchy ball. Oh good pass lead that pass lead was so good. It was the only way I don't pick that off. Oh, no half back half back half back. I'm behind it. I'm behind it Oh, I'm behind multiple day Bro, I blitzed how many I blitzed six and I didn't get any pressure. I think this is the RPO sure is I Asked I asked for this. I asked for comp. God damn. That was a sick that jukebox took out about three dudes Name in the game had something to do with jukebox. I said like six one jukebox First in ten Bo Jackson's first touch is looking real good already Damn, he ended up getting a hit stick out of that, but still really good yards Dude, this guy has a squad. Is that David Robinson the middle? Yeah, this is a this is a team Damn, I did not think he would get me there. I thought we had that pretty easy third and two look who's back in Raheem Mostard is back in Wow, and he switches off, but look who fought for it. Mostard is pissed that he ever got bench Let's go a little pass here. See if this is available The captain rolling out throws a laser. Oh, moster has to step out Second and six. I'm gonna feed to Gronk nice work first and ten dude that eight points The fact that he got the two-point conversion is concerning Gronk down a seam easy catch nice work. I'm just gonna stay right in this Spent great so far today. There's Gronk again nice catch Gronk second and inches I'll switch to the RPO. Let's see if this is available for George Pickens. Oh it sure is Beautiful block right there. This guy has a squad. Is that Paul Kraus over there? Oh, yeah It's gonna be a good game. I just can't I gotta play perfect if I turn the ball over against this guy I'm gonna lose Patient patient up to why there's George Pickens big Juke another one. Oh first thing goal It's a fluid offense right now though real fluid offense. Oh That RPO is useless right there. This guy even has the von Miller.  That's crazy. There might be a scene for George Pickens Not really it's only a two-man rush though. He switches off How is ballsy I'm taking my points man. I think it's important that I get points on this drive right here I don't know if you guys just saw it But there was a man floundering on the ground during that replay. All right eight to three on his oh, no On his opening drive that only does the score touchdown, but he gets the two-point conversion So we got to find a way to stop it. He will stay in this the whole game. That's great defense right there though Karamoa stops it How are two guys getting blocked over there?  That's your teammate Derwin Dropping back on this one Face That is one of the two interceptions we need dude I just I think he just didn't think I could get back there very glad I took my field goal now But I do got to find my way into the end zone regardless He keeps overselling on this keeps fully over committing seven for seven seventy-seven yards Score a gami. He likes the RPO.   We ain't blocking today in the bow Jackson He switches off again All right, block Paul Kraus and we got this let's go Hey, I told me to make a tackle and he made a tackle. I can't could be I can't be complaining now Read out of time on that one that is Lux first incomplete pass though You know, I don't want to give up on the stretch either I feel like the stretch has kind of been there Bo Jackson with a very powerful run right there. That's third and three He jumps the wrong side and we don't ask crazy you guys you got to block that fourth and three boys.  That's not George Pickens saves the completely saves the drive Oh, I had a slant wide open turning to see it. I'm gonna take this to the right side. He's gonna Oh Whoa Bo Jackson, there you go. There he is Money don't get any better than that. Yep, let's do it. Let's go Bo Dale Dave Robinson wasn't having any of that. I wonder if he leaves Jamar again or if he's gonna look at it now Low-key, I might have been able to throw Jamar again there third and goal 15 seconds left Absolutely crucial that we get something here quick there money Who we got fingers on it but not enough am I gonna take another field goal? Am I really taking another field goal and then I get the ball I haven't taken another field goal red zone Efficiency if I lose this game, it's entirely on the red zone efficiency. I could have 14 points right now I don't know. We got to figure something out Please no We added Justin Tucker for this exact reason.  It's not an MMG video if someone doesn't kick return on me though All right, free three points.  Well, that was too much time All right first and ten The quads the chip quads will go into Bo Jackson who's known for his receiving ability Lux playing great I'm just getting scared when I get down in the red zone. I got a delay route out of Gronk Oh, just kidding.  Oh, what a bad ball. I thought he I thought he was taking Gronk or Jamar or not Jamar Gronk or um bow. All right He's gonna come out in that stretch RPO. We bring to Neil Hunter over here. You can still throw that stuff. Yeah, damn We are we are taking out kneecaps right now. This is a standard pass.  Did he just run commit?    It's such an unfair advantage.  Can we actually do this boys?  I needed that right there as you go back to the stretch rpo. No corner out corner out corner out Oh and a post verna davis the duke right down the middle dude That offense is so good because I have to go down there to use her that rpo and then I can't use her the middle 25 to 13. Hey, I've seen the end zone now though. I've seen it. You just need to go see it again Can I run inside zone at this? I feel like the answer is no George Pickens out route. That's money nice stiff arm there. Paul Kraus gets the tackle third and two Does he expect the exact same thing? Doesn't really matter. We had that slant there from johnson to short up. So that's a that's a big conversion there That feels good, man. That feels good. I think the jamar chase seam is open again It is Money we hit him with that before but he hasn't seen it in a while first in 10 though. Once again tempo tempo tempo Got to get all the way there. There's gronk beauty big shot big truck. Come on Kraus first in 10 Dude if I just put in my touchdowns the first half. All right, a little mesh spot here first in 10 patience Andrew luck, I think I had gronk Weird throw there out to most shirt. This isn't what we want. We gotta we gotta figure something out here. God damn I'm just boxed man. He's got me boxed on everything right now No way. There's a double team on that. Oh, that is such a bummer. There's a double team on that He just walked around it. Look at this. There's two guys over there. You got that right guard block and nobody Oh, that would have been so good Oh, he's passing. Oh, you could at least give me my challenge wheel. That would have been our second interception right there He's gonna rifle another one over there. Nice tackle sort of new formation alert gentlemen This is the first time I've seen a formation other than what he's been running What did he do on this last time a post route? Is it a wheel? Trying to remember third and one 15 seconds left. He still wants to score, which means I can still get an interception Which is exactly what we need Okay, he does convert there gets a few yards I'm gonna stay on woodson. I think he just gave the duke. What do you give him a post? Walter Payton just caught that in triple coverage.  Well that it's not an interception. So it wouldn't really matter. Hey good game. Honestly I would prefer that over a bunch of rage quits, but I don't know if I want that level That was the literal best team in the game. I don't think there's a single position You could make better.   Andrew Luck was honestly good I was just a little hesitant on the red zone of that first half But even if I convert all my touchdown, I still don't win because he's got 33 points So our first loss of the season comes in all mad and I I begged for comp I was given comp so I can't complain about it So a few things here. We don't get to keep bojax it dude.  It was bad. It was a bad omen I never should have done that. It was a ridiculous thought in the first place, man Honestly a ridiculous thought so bojaxin does not stay in the lineup Awu Tsukaramoa does not stay in the lineup So we're back to rachan gary and Justin Tucker is out of there too tough out on today's episode boys To be honest the only way I can compete with a team like that is to have a similar team That guy was good at the game and he had mommy's credit card I'm okay at the game and this is wheel of mutt. So I don't have mommy's credit card I gotta get the team ready for the playoffs because if we see that again, I'm not going out sad All right boys, no challenge will either. I had one interception not to a gg's to my opponent It's four and one is the record. We regroup on the next episode Hopefully take a dub and take us to the playoffs. Love you boys. Thanks for watching as always. I'll see you then. Peace


Going on here everyone, Sam with Layton's Board of Cards. We are Ripon23, Penini Prison Football Hobby. Six bucks, half case break number 16. Pick a team stop, switch that number. List of names and teams, got Anthony B. Bucks, Ashley W. Bengels, Brian M. with the Steelers, Charlie P. Raiders, Dan M. Dolphins, Derek M. Lyons, Ferhan A. Broncos, Glen Kaye, Patriots Jets, James P. with the Niners, Jamie S. Rams, Jeffrey H. Texans, Panthers and Titans, Joe H. Ravens, John R. Chiefs and Seahawks, Jonathan G. with the Eagles, Joshua K. Bills, Justin L. Jags and Chargers, Lawrence B. with the Commanders, Matthew B. Cardinals, Matthias S. Browns, Nathan A. Bears, Nicholas U. Saints, Ray G. Colts, Ryan D. Giants, Stephen L. Falcons, VPOTC with the Packers and William G. with the Cowboys. So good luck here everybody, let's do it. George with a flawless left side spot, thank you buddy. Flourless. Again, let's get the next, next break sold out. Fresh half, or fresh case, everybody. Number 17 will be from a fresh case, 17, 18. The same one, 19 and 20 from the same one, 21 and 22 from the same one as well. Keep the numbering sequential, change the row and spreadsheet. Yeah, that's true, that's true. That's a good point to use Shrive. Here's a break of Stroud, that has an orange Antoine Winfield to 249. Yeah, that does make sense. And Cam Smith. Yeah, as long as you keep that, that is true. You can just add more numbers after. Green Scope, Ryan Burns, 75 for the Panthers. Harry Wilson and Cedric Tillman. That is true, that is true. Yeah, we can just do the same number in the recap for the rest of the day. Tyler Scott, Green Scope, Michael Thomas, Slantman to 75. DTR, Israel Abinaconda, Silver, Tyler Habie, Red Wave, JSN. Nice one there to 149, congrats Seahawks, that's dope. Jaylen Hyatt and Emmanuel Wilson. Silver Emmett Smith, Nick Bolton is gonna be your auto. Nice one there for the Chiefs, he's actually kind of a stud. Now that's smart, honestly, Stroud, that's a way to do it. It's Jameer Gibbs, our file is an LLC, one or the other. That is smart. Back purposes, yeah. I almost did that before I moved down here because I was doing a lot more in online sales. Jaylen Petrie, nice one there for the Texans to 175, Zach Evans and Charlie Jones, I was doing like six grand a month just on eBay, which was kind of nice. Again, not all profit, it's a little straight revenue, but Bryce Young on the Silver Throwback Rookie, Luke Schoonmaker to 125, Purple, Luke is Van Ness, and Collector Kansy. Snakeskin coming up, it looks like, yes it is, Silver Jaylen Petrie, Snakeskin Josh Palmer. Nice one there on the K-Sit Short Print, love the Snakeskins, good stuff, they're Chargers. TJ Watt to 225, Derrick Vaughn and Gigi Brun, you can throw the Snakeskin, any of the unnumbered short prints you could throw into. Silver of Devonte Smith, Orange, Hannah Renfrow to 249, Jayce Brown and Kendrae Moore. Lou Ice, Jameer Gibbs on the Prismatic to 99, got Orange, Mark Andrews to 249, Harris Johnson and a trade talker. Silva, Derrick Henry, Bijan, Silver Rookie Otto, congrats to the Falcons, very nice. Get that into a mag, very nice, congrats Falcons, that is awesome. Anton Harrison, Bijan Robinson, Rookie as well. Thank you, Goo H, picking up the Jags in 17 and 18, and then Mr. Sean M picking up the Niners in 19 and 20. Thank you, buddy, thank you all. Much gratis. Yeah, absolutely, we are down that means to, I guess we'll probably open the last one. ETN, Dalton Kincaid to 225 for the Bills. Sam LaPorta and Devon with a student. Not financial advice, what's up, Sharon? Not financial advice? 17, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10 to go, 10 to go on the next one. If you're looking for financial advice in this room, this is probably not the room for you. No, absolutely not. Wayne with a random team spot, thank you, buddy. Whoa, chill. Now on to the next one. All my financial advice comes from my dad, and my dad is in charge of all my assets. Yeah, man. Silver, Tyler, Amy, the 175, sauce, Gardner, Torian Williams, and Jaren Hall. All that little weird stuff going on. Silver, Rookie is Cam Smith, the 199 is Mark Andrews. B.J. Ojolari, Justin Schwadda, Schwadda. Really, is the mic so bad, everybody? Purple, Ice, Cam, Jordan. Nice one there, it's a 225, Jordan Addison, Massey Smith. I think, yeah, Forrest is gonna fix it when he comes in, because I think it's an OBS thing. That's the 199, it's Dewan Johnson. Schoonmaker and Nolan Smith. Like, when we, it's off, yeah. When we had to, Silver, Darnell, Mooney, that is a Parrish Johnson, Jr., Silver, Rookie, Audit. Nice one there, C.J. Stroud, and Pai J. Spears. Yeah, because when we had, when we switched the overlay, when we switched the overlay over from the Christmas one, I think we didn't change the mic settings. Antoine Linfield, Lamar, it's 249. So, when he comes in, he'll fix it. Might be while I'm breaking, might not be after, is ETN, John Riggins, the 49. Will Leviss and Byron Jones. Orange, Charlie Jones, the 249. Charlie. P. Polo 2, and John Mayhew. Yeah, no, I think if you got in early enough on Bitcoin, it's super worth it, too. Yeah, the most part of it. Virgin, Kyle Pitts, purple, Jordan Boyer. Two 125, Christian Gonzalez, and Zach Sharpener. Go to the break, it sounds, okay, I see what you're saying. Silver is Justin Jefferson. Sharon Hall, Silver, Rookie, Audit. Nice one there for the Vikings. Darnell Wright and K. Jean Bouty. Sounds weird, okay, I see what you're saying, Scott. Yeah, once Forest comes in, he'll be able to, he knows exactly what to do. Mahomes, purple, MVS, Marquez Veldez, Scantling, Marvin Mims, and there it is, B. Jean. Fit true. 2199, Jonathan Allen, Rishi Rice, and Dolan Kinkit. I'm just not trying to mess with anything on a stream, dude. That's my big concern. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10 to go, still on the next one's gonna sold out. We are almost there. Hello, hello, Alvin. Alvin.  Oh, man, Red Wave, 149, Derek Hall, and G. Brence. Blue Ice, Nick Chubb, 225, Josh Downs, and Michael Wilson. Oh, you're good, Alvin, no worries, no worries at all. No worries at all, man. It's a 99, Jamar Chase. Nice one there, Portals, two, 249 is kind of the walker. Michael Meyer, DJ Turner. It's a new year new walk, man, absolutely. A new year new walker. Absolutely. Silver, Josh Jacobs. Tyler Scott, Rookie Otto for the Bears, nice one there, congrats, Chicago. Oh, Bears. Johnson, Tucker. Silver, Geno Smith, All Purpose. Darius Davis to 199. There you go, hey, that's smart, honestly. That's smart, Alvin. That's smart, smart man right there, okay, okay. Silver, Orange, Manuel Wilson. Save money for the last Sunday, if one day, it's gonna be a good one, man. I think it's 9.50, 9.50 a piece on that one, coming up in a few days now. Ooh, we got a White Knight. Ooh, White Knight. Come on. Garrett Wilson. It's a jet. It is DJ Mousley, another White Knight. Three of three, congrats on that in New York. They were the last team taken. They were the last team taken. There you go. There you go, man. We'll get that into a mag. Congrats on that. So sick, dude. Alberto with the Cowboys in the next one, Randall with the Lions in 1920 and 21. Thank you, brother. Appreciate that. Thank you, Alberto as well. I see Mojo right there. Will Anderson, Emmanuel Ford, I love the White Knights, dude. I think they're a great, I think they're a great, it's true, man. Silver, a few Michael Wilson, Jack Gambler, 125. Bukinakua, I just got, yeah, there's so many people that are like, they're getting mad at us because we don't pull them cards. Tyree killed. They think we're out to get them, man. It's kind of tough to 199 base and base, because we're essentially glorified Blackjack dealers, if you think about it. You know what I mean? Yes. We root for you guys all the time. We want nobody, we want everybody to hit as hard as possible. That's Quentin Johnson, rookie. Two, one, 99, that's Asante Sandville Jr. Base and handed hooker. Like we are, there is nothing I want, like if it was up to me, all 32 teams would hit a Black finite in this break. You know what I mean? It's true. In every break, that would be the case. Shigekwankwo, George Carl Aftis, the 249. But it is what it is, man. Listen, if we knew what was in these boxes, wouldn't you think we'd probably tell you? Yeah, oh my God, we would. Get this one, not that one. Silver Colcumet, that is a, of our airings into 99, Blue Eyes Auto. Congrats on that one, very nice. Jay Blazin with the Bears in 21, thank you brother. That's Jack Campbell and Keanu Benton. Oh yeah, like I said, I'm rooting for everybody always to hit everything. Alvin with the Dolphins in 17, let's go Alvin. Jay Blazin, how we doing, buddy? Good to see ya. Jay. Silver, TJ Watt. Purple, a Joku, 125, JuJu Bruntz, and Harris Johnson. I will be honest with you, after a bad break, there is nobody more upset than me. Yeah. Maybe the customers who spent and didn't hit anything, outside of them, I'm the person who's the most, the next most pissed off. 100, yeah. 125, is there one James? I concur with you on that. Yeah, it's not always upset after.  We got a Mojo, Mojo throwback, two off to 25, nice one there, Dolphins, that is 20 to 25. Exactly Alvin, new year, new look. True, 199 is Brian Robinson Jr. Silver, Devonta Smith, that is Randall Cunningham to 25 on the Navy Camo Auto for the Eagles, that's dope, that's on that Philly, very nice. Bijon Rookie and Tyree Wilson.  If he could punch the wall, he punched the wall. I would punch the wall, dude. I wouldn't break my wrist. I wouldn't say that. It's Fred Warner to 175, nice one there for the Niner, Cedric Tillman, and Jalen Hyatt. Silver Rashi Rice Rookie. Michael Prantley renounced his retirement, that is 225, Ryan Tannehill. Wow. Really, I guess he's probably there. He was always the guy you want, like you would be very happy to have him in your lineup, you know what I mean? Yeah, because he was always a decent bat. He was just good, yeah, he was just solid. Silver Ross Cooper, Blue Wave, Luke's schoonmaker to 199, Rookie for the Cowboys, Wilson, Zach Evans. At least he got a ring. He did, he got two, he got two, did he win with the first one? Kenny Pickett, Orange, straight talker to 249, Charlie Jones, and Jay Caner. How much are they? Actually, I don't know. Let me look. Colts are 300 and the Texans are 500. They're usually the first ones that sell out Asian when they, when we list them. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight to go on the next one. Again, nothing really expensive in the next one. Eight to go. Single digits on the next break, everybody. Single digit Roni's on the next one. Sova Lukikli, that is an Ivan Pace Junior, Silver Rookie Auto. Jmer Gibbs and Derek Hall. Bangles, bangles are 90 and there's like a couple of people that are huge, like a couple of, every now and then that'll happen.  Like we had somebody, I think Ashley W has the bangles and like a bunch of breaks. I think, at least. I know Ashley took them in a couple of the ones that just got listed. Daniel Jones, Trifon Diggs to 249, Klajia Kansi and Chase Brown. Bangles are either 90 or 100, they might be 100, they're probably 99, that would make more sense. Ooh, Forest Kema, the 15. Silva Minka Fitzpatrick and Dat Nguyen, nice one there for the Cowboys. Two 15, two a 15. Sam LaPorta. Yeah, usually when, what you're talking about, what do you mean, Tony? Silva Jalen Carter. Orange is Stefan Gilmore to 249. Charmene Rashid Rice. Darnell Mooney to 49. Nice one there for the Bears. Belton Kincaid and Ivan Piss. Hello, Shane. Buying all the same team, oh yeah. You do that, I mean you do that with the Giants sometimes though, Tony. And when like a certain product will come out, you've got the Giants and all. Okay, fair, that's what I was gonna say.  Zae Flavers. Silva, Brandon Iock. Purple to 125, Bailey Zappi. Juice Vaughn, Jalen Carter, Rookie. CJ Stroud, Prismatic. Nice, thank Bigsby to 75 for the Jags and the Green Scope, Barna Chain and Marbleon Overshow. Silver to Jame, got Otto, is Heinz Ward to 149. Nice one for the Steelers, that's sweet. Love that, man. Very cool, very cool. Take that all day, yeah, take Bigsby, was nice. McDonald and Luke Mosgrave. Thank you Mr. Brandon, picking up the Patriots in the next one. So that means we're down to five. I think eight or seven, five or seven. It might be five or seven actually. Just getting down to seven, yeah, seven to go on the next one. Is that you controller, that was dope. That is Garrett Wilson. Even to somebody who could not stand Heinz Ward. Could not stand Heinz Ward, that was really cool. True, how can you hate Heinz? This is the jersey you wore, that's the only reason. To 149, that is Baker Mayfield, Yahya Diaby and Elijah Dawson. But like now, now I don't care. Now it's like, yeah. Yeah, now I'm fine. Who's your favorite Shane? Who's your favorite stealer of all time? Silver Emergent, Yvonne Holland, Blue Wave, Bobby Wagner to 199. Seahawks, Tate Banks, Don Tavion Wicks, Aiden Hutchinson, Rookie Auditor Hold, I'd probably. Right now is probably Josh Jacobs, Tiki Barber to 99, Blue Ice, nice one there. I'd probably sell now. Cause the lines are making it into the playoffs. Yeah, I would maybe wait until the first, like the right young rookie. I'd probably sell it like during the first game, if I could. Yeah, that seems fair. Silver, Tyree Kill, Cam Smith to 199. Ooh, the Boston Paul Mollins, I love it. Jaden Reed and Matthew. I really did like Troy Paul Mollins. I was a big Troy Paul Mollins fan. One and one A. Google Vinyl, let's go. Come on. Falcons, non-rookie, but it's D'ah! That's sick, man. Congrats on that. Atlanta, one of five on the prime time. That's clean, dude. Clean, clean, dude. Get that into a mag. JSN Rookie and Tink Bigsby. Last box, good luck. Browns, Broncos, Giant Shets, Steelers, Bucks, Commanders, everybody. And 17. That was really freaking cool, man. That was something else, for sure. Yeah, that is sweet, Ferhan. That is sweet, dude. I'm all in on prime time gold vinyls, absolutely. So I don't know, since we had two cards, number five, I don't know if we're gonna have a case to hit. Only we do. Yeah, they're not technically, they're not case hits anymore, which kind of sucks. They're super short prints, so they can get away. It's like the on average, with the odd, is you can get away with not having a case hit. Oh, they're just super short prints, yeah. Jordan Brooks at 249. Charlie Jones in Zac Evans. That's what I'm saying. And there's a press group. Justin's right in the last one.  So yeah, if you don't see a case hit, I want to be super shocked. Davis Mills to 175. That'd be nice. Stevenson and Isaiah Foskey, that'd be awesome. That'd be very in. Silver Emergent, Jordan Love, Purple Ice, John Riggins to 225. Jack Campbell and Keanu Benton. Matney picking up a random team spot. Thank you very much, my friend. And we are down to seven to go in the next one. Here is your link. Seven to go, seven to go on the next break. Silver Stroud Prismatic. There's gonna be Israel Almanaconda, Silver Rookie Auto for the Jets. Congrats on that, New York. John with a random team. Troy with the nice. Chargers in 19, Seahawks in 21, Bears in 22. Thank you, Troy. Appreciate you, buddy. Hainer and Jmer Gibbs. Silver Josh Allen. Red Wave, Pate Soule to 149. There are calls to do Brents. Another gold vinyl.  There we go. All right, I'm in. Come on. The Giants. It is Bobby O'Karrigan. That's sick, man. Is that, is that R.D.? It's called R.D.?  Bobby O'Karrigan. That's gotta be one of his nicest cards in existence. Two of five. Linebacker, absolute stud for the Giants. We'll get that into a mag as well. Congrats, R.D., nice one there, buddy. I'm in. I'm in on Bobby O'Karrigan's. The Shosh Downs and Michael Wilson. Let's go to K-set now. That is sick. All the day. Isaiah Pacheco. Purple Ice. Jordan Addison to 225. This one there. O'Karrigan, I love it. I love it. Oh, that's awesome. That's awesome. I'm a big linebacker, guys. I like O'Karrigan a lot. Manual Forbes, Silver Rookie, Andy Dalton, Orange, to 249. Michael Meyer and DJ Turner. Two up. All right. Orange Wave to 60, to Shawn Gibson for the Niners. Miles Murphy and Eric Breck. Silver Throwback is two up. That's Forest Cam with a 15 Lermy Tunsel for the Texans, Will Anderson Rookie and Manual Forbes. Two to go. Silver, Dat Wynn. Julius Peppers Auto, wow. That's awesome. For the Panthers to 99, Blue Ice Julius Peppers. Hell, yeah, dude, I'm so in on that. So in on that. He's in. Such a stud, man. KJ Henry, and that's Invented. Thank you, Robert, picking up a couple of Bowman spots and Dallas picking up the Jets in number 17. Thank you, buddy. So we are down to six to go now. Six to go on the next half case. And that'll be out of a fresh case as well. Silver, Jordan Brooks, Blue Ice, JSN to 99. Nice one, there's Seahawks. 45 to 99. Jackson Smith and Jigla. Pukinakua Rookie and Tyler Scott. All right, quick recap here, everybody. We had, thanks, sir, Snake Skin of Josh Palmer. We had Blue Ice, Jackson Smith and Jigla to 99. Jamar Chase, Jameer Gibbs to 75. Tink Bigsby, Michael Thomas, Brian Burns to 60. Tashon Gibson to 49. Darnell Mooney, John Briggins to 25. Tua to 15. Larry Tunsel, Dat Wynn. Autos, we had Heinz Ward, Israel Almanaconda, Ivan Pace, Tyler Scott, Jared Hall, Paris Johnson, Nick Bolton to 99. LaVar Earrington, Julius Peppers, Tiki Barber and a 25, Randall Cunningham. Our Mag Chards, we had a White Knight to three of CJ Mosley. Had a Bijan Silver Rookie Otto and two gold vinyls. Bobby O'Karake and Primetime. Primetime. Primetime, Dion Sanders. Very, very, very cool case overall. Yeah, one of five and two of five on those. So congrats to everybody that hit. Thanks again for the fill. Coming up next is number 17. Let's pull it up.


Hi everyone, Joe for jaskiescasebreaks.com with 2020 Bowman Jumbo Baseball. It's a one-pack break, one-pack break number 11. To help fill up, Bowman Jumbo, pick your team 10. Break 11 to fill break 10. At the end of the break, we're going to re-randomize your names. We'll re-randomize the original 15 names and the top two will get teams in pick your team 10. Name on top, get the Dodgers, second name, get the Reds, two very nice teams. But let's do the break itself first. Actually, let's copy that original list right there, put them into this blank list. We're going to do that later with the new dice roll. This list right here, we're going to double up, double up, with all the teams right there. Just a one-pack break. Let's roll it, randomize it, four and a five, nine times for the break. And ninth and final time. After nine, we've got David Larson down to Ryan Shackleton. All right, that's for later. This is for the break itself. We've got four and a five, nine times for the teams. And ninth and final time. And after nine, that's four and a five, nine, there's nine. After nine, we've got the Brew Crew down to the Rockies. There's the first half of the list right there. Basically, who has the Dodgers? Or I'm sorry, who has the Yankees in this? Did I miss it? There it is. Richard Zitterman, looking for Jason Dominguez in that one-pack. Who has the Oakland A's in this? There you go. Richard Zitterman, looking for Robert Poston's in here. Who has the Royals in this? There it is. David Larson, can't see it for a second. There you go. I mean, that's basically who has those teams. Who's going to pull those guys? All right, no trade windows for stuff like this. Let's print and rip. These mini breaks really don't require that. Now there's two packs left from the box. So I just got them. Let's do our due diligence with the dice roll. One, two, three for the left side. Four, five, six for the right side. And jumping that pack, it's six. Left side right there. We'll save this for, I guess, mini pack 12. So that'll be for whatever we do that for, which will be number 12. All right, there's the final printout for pack number 11 to fill jumbo 10. Boba Shed, Miguel Amaya, Ian Anderson, Wander Franco. I thought there was going to be some nice paper or nice ground up. Nothing huge here. Nothing earth shattering in this one jumbo pack. That's OK, because the whole point of this is to figure out who's going to get those two teams right there. So there's the original 15 names. Let's roll it. Let's randomize it. One and a four, five times. One, two, three, four, and fifth and final time. Top two, Ryan and Ryan. Looks like that worked out for you. Good strategy. Worked this time. I've seen it go the wrong way a lot of times. But this time, you're good. All right, so there you go. So Ryan with the Dodgers, Ryan with the Reds, and jumbo pick your team 10, which is coming up right after this, jaspyscasewrakes.com.


For the record, I do not recommend that this is a good idea.  I can't. I can't. Put it down. Put it down. OK. Oh, my. Oh, my. Oh, my. Oh, my. Oh, my. Oh, my. Oh, my. Oh, my. Oh, my. Oh, my. Oh, my. Oh, my.  Hey, Cleetus, you ever seen the judicial shuffle? No, what's that? That's right. You got served justice. There's a lady with a vest of her sick show with no pants running out of the hospital. Now come what if you say she's running? That's her. So you're asking me if I could drive? Cleetus right now needs to be done. Officer clearly wanting you to go talk to him. Which I get me in trouble, ma'am. Oh, I appreciate that.  Ma'am, get down from there. Ma'am, get down from there. I'm going to have to taste you. Yeah, sure. I am. I got 195. Free me. Yeah, I'm 77 to the MRPD. I want a lawyer. Yeah, well, you can have one. You know why? That's part of your Miranda rights, ma'am. You have the right to remain silent. And then you say can and will be used against you in the court of law. And like I said earlier, you do have a right to. Thank God you remember that. Thank God you remember that. For an attorney, one will be provided to you. Do you understand the rights? What are you looking at? Yes, I understand.  I wasn't stopping anybody. I promise. Really, really now. Get my lawyer down here right now. 100s of Cornwall, correct? Yeah, what's going on? A blonde woman with blonde hair involved in the stabbing of the hospital. Oh, yeah. I need her ID and an honor. I had a headache out of 95 in custody. I came back and she apparently stabbed my suspect out in custody and ran off. Hey, let's get them all. Hey, just get them all. That's what I say. Absolutely. They're all going jail.  So there's three people that stab people now, right? I think that's mean, but they all have no use out. Ma'am, how many people did you stab? In some defense, I stabbed one person. OK, did you see anybody else stab anybody else? I saw some crazy, ugly blonde girl stab other people. The one that I have says that she needs her lawyer. There's no one available. There's not much to do. Lance Malton. That's hilarious. I think there's one lawyer in the Yellow Pages. I can call him. Could you actually come down here? The lady is a. Yeah, she's requesting a lawyer. Yeah, I'll head down there. I'm I'm up in a grave seat right now, so I'll be a few, but I'm heading down. OK, sounds good. All right. But. Oh, he's on his way. It's not what it looks like, Denzel. Yeah, I'm not going to like be walking in midway without the context. This looks crazy, but you know, I'm pretty sure this is an explanation. Yeah, I mean, I went in Los Angeles to get me out of this corner and he has not moved me. I'm going to uncover you. Thank you. Thank you very much. You know. Fat cut. Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am.  I'm sure you wish you could, ma'am. Oh, not.  I'm sure you wish you could, ma'am.  That is not what I meant. I obviously mentioned. Ma'am, please don't sexually harass me. Don't put me back in the corner. I don't want you to go in the corner. Ma'am, you can stay here.  Are you my lawyer? Is that my lawyer? Did you just hit my lawyer? She probably uncuffed her. Well, she I'm uncovering. She assaulted me. Oh, OK. Never mind. OK. Yeah, that's her right there. So I've got her so far for assault with a deadly weapon, you know, disobeying a peace officer. I uncuffed her in here. She she assaulted me and then tried to run away again. You know, she sucker punched me. Hell, you know what? I should give her two resistant rest. Shouldn't I? I look for I'm not going to tell you. I'm going to tell you what charges you want to try to push against her. No offense, man. Yeah, hell, I'll give her one. I'll give her one. She got into somebody else's car, told them to drive while I had my lights and sirens on. And he's like, no, I'm not. I mean, that's that's clearly reckless endangerment at that point.  I mean, that's reckless endangerment. Hell, I think that's it. I also found a hundred grams of marijuana on her.  That's good. Yeah, nothing. OK, so this is going to be an interesting one.  If you tell me you got witnesses, maybe maybe I'll believe you instead. She's telling me straight up that the other person had a knife out first and she just struck first because she, you know, she was being threatened and charged or, you know. So she's saying that, yeah, I stabbed him, but it wasn't in self-defense because of the stand your ground statue, more or less. Did she say she didn't have a knife on her? No, no, no, the one she stabbed had a knife on her. Slack might be able to explain this a little bit better. What's going on? One person stabbed another person who then got apprehended and then Slack's head popped. And then when Slack's head popped, the person who was apprehended in cuffs got stabbed by the person that the person that he cuffed got stabbed. And then she stabbed one of the other people. It's a big old stab circle. She was involved in stabbing at the hospital. That's the whole thing.  She said that. She wants to talk to you. That way we're not just playing a game of like ping pong. I just want to say this. I am so sorry for punching you out. I'm just under a lot of duress right now. Ma'am, I'm going to be honest with you. You don't look like you're under very much duress at all. I mean, just take a look at you. I'm trying to apologize to you. OK, go ahead. Do you think there's any way you can just lower my sentence? Maybe me and you got off to a wrong foot, right? Like, I will never, ever do crime again if you just like let me go this one time. Like, I promise, Bible. No, this is real life, ma'am.  I am not guilty. At the end of the day, I know cornball that you're doing this because you like me. You think I'm hot. Ma'am, ma'am, I do not think that. I'm a classy lady. Are you? Yeah, I'm pretty classy. Shit, I could give her public indecency, too, if I wanted to. Public indecency? What are you talking about? I am not indecent. I've been trying to work with you. And, like, be nice so I can get my sentence reduced, but you're just not cooperating. Ma'am, I believe you're the one not choir. I gave you the opportunity. Here, I'm working on getting a damn bench rod going for you. Perfect. Do your job. All right, I will. Hey, Cornwood, guess what? I got your representation. Yo, you did? Who'd you get? Yeah, Alan Crane. Wait, is Crane? I think I might have met Crane my first day in the city. You remember an old man who sounds like his throat is rough? Yeah, a little bit like that. Crane put in the MDT, never let this man near law enforcement ever on the first day I ever played with Cornwood. All right, where'd she go? Let's talk, Siobhan.  So Cornwood here and Captain Slaggs were both involved at different points with a series of assaults to the deadly weapon of the hospital. So there were three people involved. There's a woman named Sonia, a woman named Maria, and a woman named Alana. Alana being your client. Cornwood arrives on scene. Here's a dispatch call. He sees a woman matching that description, fleeing the hospital. She then apparently tries to flee after ignoring his commands. Eventually, Cornwood tackles her and apprehends her and takes her to PD. Oh, she's back. I thought, oh, didn't someone say I see you? I thought that's where she's going with her botchalism. Yeah, so there's a guy. I hate everything. There is a part three to this now. I don't know if y'all are aware of what happened on radio, but she did attempt to flee once she was at Crusade Medical. So not only is that another assault. Oh, another assault as well. OK, hey. Yeah, she just had to leave. You know what? We're taking the deal off the table. We're not doing that, Cornwood. Yeah, her charge is only stacked up even higher by going to the bench trial. Can I have an officer just uncuff this woman so I can help feed her really quick? Oh, Lord. Thank you so much. For the record, I do not recommend this is a good idea. Hey, sir, you heard. I mean, if so, hey. I'm trying to beat you. Oh, my God. I can't. I can't. I can't. Put her down. OK. Oh, my. Oh, my God. Ow. Oh, God. Be down. Oh, I don't want suspect down. I'm just going to. Did I do something wrong here?  Hey, Cleetus, you ever seen the judicial shuffle? No, what's that?  Say that's right. Yes, sir. Just as good. I like that. I like I like that. That's that's a hell of a dance. I used to do with like an MP5 out. You know, one hand is whirling around. So it's great. All right. Well, good news. Judges at least now partially conflicted on some charges. That's all I'm ready. Slacks. Listen to me. Mm hmm. You did go to the beach. OK. What are we at?  Pull out my gun right there. OK. I'm really proud of you. OK. I'm going to be there. I'm going to be in a gym. I'm just trying to make sure you get your stomach. OK. I'm going to be good. I believe you. OK. Hey, forward. Can you do the math really quickly? What were we at on the charges? How after this when you had these up? 160 months.  And $6,230 fine. OK. All right. Just double checking. All right. Perfect. Some people don't know when to stop. Hey, I'm going to be honest with you. I should just uncover again. I mean, this is easy. I don't have to. No, no, no. This is my retirement. All right. Perfect. Let's just go over the charges that we will not be. Thanks very much. Putting an inch of on the report. Cornwood specifically, which are all the charges in? Because we're going to go with the time out of all the nine times the salt and battery for them will not be contested. OK. And one of the criminal threats. Is there technically another resistant arrest and see she that's up to you. That's jealous. Keep adding them. Keep adding them. I didn't even argue that she's going to try to resist Cornwood.  All she did was run back.  That is fair. That is fair.  That is fair. That is fair. I swear I gave them a cheeseburger. Wait, what did she just say? I swear I gave her a cheeseburger. OK, that that is OK, OK, so at a certain point, that's public indecency, ain't it? You could argue that. All right, all right. So medically, what is wrong with her? I might need to run some internal. That is a I can't. I do not have enough time left to my life for that.  She's not running a fever for therapy breaks.  I can't tell that. I'm for you. I ran some basic tests. I can. What I can do is I can if anything, you can put her on top of the table, if anything. I'm just let her lay there. As long as she wants to continue the trial and she's there and everything, I am fine. No, not my table. Hell, no, no, no, all right. Let's finally start this. All right, Ms. Reviews, I'm going to read out some charges. You can tell me if you plead guilty or not guilty. OK, times five assault and battery. Not guilty. Times one assault with a deadly weapon. Not guilty. Not guilty. Times one disobeying a police officer. Not guilty. Times one resisting arrest. Not guilty. Times one criminal threats. Not guilty. Times one escaping custody. Not guilty. OK, you're pleading not guilty on all those charges. And remember, you still have times four assault and battery. You're not going to be able to contest those and times one criminal threats. You will be able to contest that either. All right, go ahead and call Mr. Cleetus Cornwood.  Give a brief narrative statement of what you experienced start from the time that the dispatch call came in directing you to crusade medical forward. You know, there was a stabbing that was occurring. I heard on the radio the description of the assailant. So I go and I turn on my lights and sirens. And I say, hey, stop trying to run away. He goes on top of the wall. I said, ma'am, get down. You know, stop trying to run away. You know, you're making this hard. You need to eventually apprehend her, cuff her, take her to the car. We then take her to the jail cell. I uncuff her in the cell. She has to be uncuffed.  Thankfully, Denzel was there. I believe he tased her and then cuffed her. And we kept her cuffed. Basically, that's when she called for a bench trial. Denied a guilty plea where I was going to lower some of the charges. Then we came here. OK, good. Carmen, I just have one question for you.  Do I have to answer that? Your counsel did not object. I ain't objecting. I want to hear if you punchable or not.  Technically, my head could be punched, yes. Is your face punchable? Objection weird. You're on the stand. You can't object. Damn it. My face could technically be punched, yes. Cornwood, am I punchable? In my opinion, I'd like you to answer the same way you answered for yours there. I mean, technically, you could be punched, yes. Cornwood, would it be accurate to say that any God-fearing man, woman, or child is punchable then? Objection, your honor. Children are never punchable. Well, she didn't grow up where we grew up. Yeah, I'm going to say no to that objection. You 100% went back home and played Skyrim at some point. Children are 100% punchable. My client will be testifying in her own defense and giving a narrative statement against the advice of counsel. Let me just get started by saying that today has been a very, very, very long and stressful day. I recently learned that my good cat, Fluffy, just passed away while I was in Siberia for the past five years. That was really tough news. And honestly, it just set me through a spiral all day today. And it didn't help when that blonde-haired hooker called me a hooker and said, oh, people need to take control of their hookers. I'm not a hooker. God bless.   I was just trying to confront her. I was kicking her car. She came out with a knife. I got my knife out when I saw her get her knife out. And I stabbed her. And then someone stabbed me. I may have allegedly done those things. But in my mind, I believe I am innocent. Are you from the plan on Arrakis? Yes. All right. On your planet is it customary to spit on people as a show of respect? Yes, it is. No further questions, Your Honor. Objection, I'm old.  Dune. Oh, yeah. That's a dune place.  Oh, OK. Is this the common attire of your people there on Arrakis? What do you wear on your planet there? Pasties and bombs. That's even better. And ma'am, what's the primary material that Arrakis is comprised of? Is it sand? Is that it? Yes. Your Honor, I'm in a motion to bring this woman up on perjury.  Are you kidding me? Damn, ma'am. You would be complaining all day up and down about your under-bridges and taping and whatnot. Hold on. I would like to order a bottle, Your Honor. Yeah, hold on. Let's her butt. Go ahead. Women all over planet Earth wear thong bikinis to the beach. 24-7 for a month straight. You know what that means, don't it? Month? You going to do that? UTI. I don't know. Yeah, that means before I rule on this. Before I rule on the perjury. She's like, wait, how is Arrakis? That's the other problem. Tell your client about what we do with the aliens here on this here jurisdiction, Siobhan. Sure did not. That's what I was implying to. I thought I was letting you cook, but.  That was in the back seat.  I'm sorry. You say that. Homo sapiens have rights on the planet Earth. It is 2023. Of course they do. They stop using that word. Thank you, Cardinwood. I don't like sand.  Here's how you can double down on this. And that's your natural thing. And you did mention her business, don't you? And nothing else happened. And very clearly it would stink. There might be another perjury issue here. She's been claiming that it don't stink, but if she weren't a thong on a sandy planet for a month straight, it definitely stank her. That is true. Your honor, as a woman, I can't rebut this because it's true. Can I give you a problem? This might be a double perjury. Crazy. Crazy. And we might have to think about some policy after this one.    I wish the ground could swallow us up right now because I do. Yeah, kind of. OK, realistically, if you don't have any more questions or anyone has any more questions, I can probably do on this. All right, what about you and me? I'm done. Stick a fork in me. I'm done.  I need a whole pack. All right, not a problem. Two words, it's stank. OK, it's stank. All right, I'm going to go deliver it. OK, I guess I'll do a closing. Arrakis, there we go. Arrakis, OK, all right. I'm going to find you guilty of all those charges. And I will also be adding one-times perjury. Mr. Cornwood, if you can add that to her charges.  What is it, Arrakis? Arrakis. Arrakis. Arrakis. Arrakis. Hey, Mr. Views, what's got a long wooden handle and metal prong? That's what an Arrakis. That's right. OK, there you go. You're on the list, too, buddy. Also, your honor, I would like to push for a second perjury claim now that we have determined that it does, in fact, stank. And she said it doesn't. Can I smoke in here? Yes, you can smoke. I think one-times perjury is enough. We can let the hospital deal with the other things. I don't want to deal with a hygiene issue as a. I am clean. Yes, ma'am, I believe what you're saying when it comes to you being clean. We'll let a doctor decide that if you so choose to.   That is that is that there is. Have you watched your mustache today, Mr. Cornwood? No, I have not to be fair. And that is under oath. Oh, OK. So one-times perjury for the other things. All right. Can I leave? Come on, I'll let in as well. Back to the police station we go. Actually, do we do we have a transport here that can we could put on the bus here straight to straight to jail? What charges is she getting? 10 times assault and battery. One times assault with a deadly. Oh, God.  One times resistant arrest. Three times criminal threats. One times escaping custody and one times perjury. I mean, I should have been to I did it twice. Actually, we can have a bus roll up and and and pick her up.  OK, I'm I'm sure you will. You not heard the last of Alana reviews. Ma'am, are you are you aware you're about to go to jail for 220 months? It's not the first time. Well, ma'am, we're going to send you off with the locals and they're going to they're going to take care of you. Don't eat too much.   I tried to let her off with a damn $2,000. Hey, guilty police says she didn't do nothing. She didn't do any of that. All that stuff. And I said, OK, she went from a $2,000 fine to 220 months and $8,970.  I guarantee it. It does. And she said it. Don't for the simpler city.