hink it's a meme super channel I want to see that timeline Okay rags i'm gonna read this out and just know this is a soup show. Okay. This is not me Rags, please mola my fringy hole Oh, you didn't say that I didn't say that that's soup show. Okay I didn't say that that wasn't me I need you to know this right Uh, the hand pressing down the raptor tail in the kitchen scene in Jurassic park is actually the friendly neighborhood raptor molester howard Oh Howard yeah, all right the raptor molester that's a very specific Thing to be known for um Most people who are molesters just molest people Oh as far as far as we know As far as I guess I mean most people who are molesters don't molest extinct animals that haven't like hundreds of millions lies Um, how do you how do you find a velociraptor lies? So the next thing says Thoughts on sam ramy potentially directing doctor strange 2 I find that fascinating and I can't wait to see what he does Apparently none of the other three people here have an opinion on it No, no, I said I'm excited. Oh, there you go. I'm excited, but I think the ramy trilogy is over But it'll still probably be good. Oh Overrated, how do you think it's rated? I think it's rated as like a tan.  I don't think it's a ten though So you would agree that they're all overrated I guess I would but the thing is I would never claim they're overrated without qualification As opposed to just saying they're overrated lol I think yeah, so that I would qualify in the same way you would but yeah, you didn't though But I was being edgy Oh, so I want to clarify that there's like not many films. I would even consider rating a ten Uh, yeah, you don't want to devalue the number exactly Yeah, there aren't any there aren't any that spring to mind prestige No, maybe prestige. Yeah Lord of the Rings where It's not necessarily that it's rated ten out of ten.  Yeah, actually hot fuzz incredibly strong. I don't know What is even a flaw with hot fluff the fluzz? Fuzz Flaw I could see is where Danny is the one that takes him From the village Well, but that would be informed by the fact that Danny doesn't want him dead Like Danny would be the person to try and why would they let him take him from the village? I suppose They don't know So they're assuming that Danny's killed him because he stabs him in the part of his body that he's protected himself Yeah, but just dump the body where you yeah, I guess Danny was like, I'll dump the body because you mean something to me Watch hot fuzz everyone. Well, hot fuzz is very fucking good Yeah, it's about that's the only thing that I don't know Uh, a little bit anyway Okay, uh rumored reimagined kotor stories in the works you should check out kotor as before its stories get dignified in memory Also high rags Hello, I do want to check them out I just don't know where I can fit it in exactly because The gameplay is really bad.  I guess is for them to be remade but The story to be unchanged, right?   Mm-hmm I Cotor Completely different right. It's not even remotely the same. I'm fended by the fact that you think they are Is anyone in chat? I agree.  Also. Spaceballs is boring Oof Hey, why do you do this? Why do you upset chat this way? Wait, what's chat? What's more controversial? Jay saying that spaceballs is boring or rags saying and this isn't even something the rags are said But it's what everyone assumes. He says Uh, taxi driver is bad What's what's more controversial taxi driver bad or spaceballs boring Um, probably taxi driver bad because I mean, I don't see taxi driver I don't know because spaceballs Is one of those sort of films I don't think anybody's like ever known it to be criticized. Like it's just one of those accepted like lol. That's a really good movie. It's funny Do you spaceballs it's sacred Spaceballs is base spaceballs is sacred spaceballs Someone just said spaceballs. We've got kick j j kick j kick j kick j explanation boy. Jay's seen spaceballs Spaceballs rules I think the chat has spoken spaceballs boring is the more controversial position than taxi driver bad Oh, no, I saw one person say taxi driver that means Taxi driver bad because boring is subjective. It's not even about subjective objective. It's just the the position that makes you most angriest I think we should do a straw poll for both positions. Is taxi driver bad make the straw poll and post it yourself because I'm I'm too drunk. I don't want to I can't oh well It's not worth the payoff for me. By the way guy hang on.  So oh damn jay Someone said rags has at least watched the movie. He dislikes I've watched taxi Shall we give invasion another go that went well Jay needs to be like his mic cut out Oh Okay, made you say it meals laid jay knows also high rags.  It turns out. She's still there even though. She's planning on leaving very soon No other comments. Okay I mean, well, I mean we talked about it so much and that kind of is it I mean, it's sure is a good thing that she doesn't move like for clarification. She tries to bribe The guy by saying she's about to be meeting with her rendezvous And the you know if if he lets it go she can do whatever whatever and you might be like She was lying.  Okay Oh my god Star Wars has millions of solar systems They literally can build planet-sized structures that could easily lead to having billions of factories pumping out droids every second Could but uh, I don't know. I don't know if the separatists have access to the resources And I'm not sure that's the thing like it's not logically impossible How's this how's this for like embedded prequel memories inside my child brain? The turk no union Is that your disposal count The implication being that there's a lot of planets That are going to be happy to sacrifice lots of place to be able to generate droids. This is the thing I'm currently on the fence. I don't know The however many droids need to be generated could be generated while I also acknowledge that however many I see In the prequel movies seems more than relatively possible.  It almost looks like he does it to himself Like he's able to speak fine and halfway through beginning to speak He just touches one of his knobs.  Why did I press my don't speak knob? I'm like let me let me twist it back Uh A man has fallen in So in the river in lego city will save him by getting you dumbo's to watch hardcore henry the rescue helicopter doesn't fly itself Eventually this is a reference to that in every stream. I'm impressed mean rags. We'll have to watch that one day And when we finally do It'll be so disappointing when we go the movie was okay He'll be like no Uh The ewoks won because they draw strength from their golden god c3po. It makes complete sense hashtag release the yub-nub cut The yub-nub cut Yes, I agree Uh, you can watch the clone wars in order makes the story better. Also haimola. Hello And yeah, we might do it one day. You know me right? So we've got a bazillion things to watch Uh, astronaut gets little I your goatee orphan legs. So cavemen win I I feel like I'm misunderstanding. I'll paste that so you guys can translate What do I mean? What am I looking at? Yes, I don't know how true it is like the bones like begin to shrink and they become fat But I thought we've exercised that I don't know if it's fair to assume like worst condition astronaut versus Standard or great condition caveman. I don't know if that's fair. That's not worse condition Astronaut that's like a standard condition of astronaut. Not necessarily the the literal astronaut has been in space for a day Isn't gonna have that is he?  How do you feel? I feel pretty good because it worked That was a war that was just conducted with trillions upon trillions of droids and I generated them all from My brain thousands of trillions. Dude.  I need no more information before I can decide And also I I'm not ready. It's like, I don't know. Did the big galactic empire. Did they Have the resources the trade federation did or the trade federation had a lot of resources Like the techno union And the banking clan The banking clan will sign your treaty. That's like the only line he has in the whole film.  I just I still don't buy quadrillion I don't buy quadrillion. That's just rags. That's your only argument.  Come on rags.  You got me. All right How do I what's the laser so it had green the the death star was green What's the uh, what's the color for? Um, like anti-planet gas green I wait, they said green was the cheap color. Wasn't it so that Well, wait, but it was a lot of green. It was a really it was a big green. Anyway, it was a big green I don't remember if it's true But they're powered by the death stars powered by kyber crystals like the stuff that goes into light sabers Yes um Though surprises me that it would come out green because it was a giant luke lightsaber I guess they were green kyber crystals. I guess so You make green with two colors, right? Uh, yeah, yellow and blue There you go Jack's out sir You can make White with yellow Ew, no what you can't know. It's the other way Primary color those are the primary pigment. I'm thinking the primary color is the light would be RGB So no green is a primary color All right, so this next one says Arrow a class star destroyers of the cool coolest ships Which ones? Arrow a class harrower Yes I was in like that's harrowing Uh, I won't do heros I will copy and I got hiccups now boo. I'm gonna copy and paste this to you Oh, there was a print. Those look pretty neat. Yeah Neat. They look like they're from a The old or not.  This next one says how would you rank the doctor who doctors? Okay, fine. Um Are you doing all of The doctors including that's the best faith interpretation of the question. Is it not? Have you seen all of those? Yep. Okay, including because I'm only gonna do it Because it's fucked Yeah, eight six nine four 11 10 12 five three one two um And like all of these are really good. Like there's like, you know, these are just personal preference order. These are all great characters Great actors, right? Um, I forgot to put war in there. I'm not gonna do that now uh, and then um miles miles of difference like there's a there's like several layers of like uh, you know good characters to bad characters to like tlj to like uh Infinite earths and then 13 That that that's I think the jody Whitaker is the worst thing ever Probably not below infinite earth snow. Um, but I wanted to I wanted to I wanted to put What about what about steven moffat parody roan afkinson plus, uh person from Jennifer saunders. Uh, no wait French and so absolutely fabulous. That's her name Well, that was the show that she was on the uh the woman That you still want the one that's the one. Yeah She's my top pick for a new doctor Isn't she like dust now She's like what? She's like 7 000 years old. She's 73. John hurt was that all seven thousand j She's the same age that john hurt was John hurt just stood he didn't actually run anywhere. Okay, not all of the doctors ran. Yeah, they did Literally every single one except john hurt I have receipts like I have clips on hand of all of them running except john hurt It's not a very like it doesn't have to be a very physical Jay, no one can portray a character unless they can run I'm glad you agree. Okay Okay, okay, there you go person who needed that question answers Seven seven. No one cares about seven. It's above 11. That's where he is Okay, uh really high because he's in the best doctor who story. Yeah, this one's for you as well. You ready? Yeah, do you dip in the mayo with lights on or off? I like a good dimmer switch A dimmer. Oh, so you're saying something in between. You're not you're not going with or okay I'm gonna be awkward with it something in between Sam Raimi in talks to replace previous doctor strange two director sign me up But begs the question why replace one horror director with another if the direction disney wanted to go In in wasn't one of horror with dr. Strange two I mean nobody's gonna describe the sam raimi spider-man trilogy as horror.  I will happily have Sam Raimi could certainly pull off like goofy horror Fuckin when dr. Dr. Puss wakes up in spider-man 2 that seems pretty much horror Dr. Puss dr. Puss, but This is the thing. I'm actually kind of enticed Purely by the fact that he might be the director because who knows what he'll do with dr. Strange. Like that's really cool So let's hope that disney's plan is solely on the creative side That they want him to do what he can to make dr. Strange cool It all works out and we're sitting here in like a year's time Saying oh my god, dr. Strange 2 was really cool, right guys and then jay goes no And it turns out jay is wrong and we all just we laugh at him Dr. Strange 2 is boring You should out the original mobile suit Gundam it I guess check out it just is out uh It deals with war crimes ptsd And goes out of its way to humanize the bad guys while being meant to sell toys to kids Also hi jay and kick rags.  Just go ahead give me an estimate estimate jay. What do you think? I think you should yeah I mean it's a risk that he's taking but it's a calculated risk that has huge payoff Well, they follow up with saying putting a beacon on the falcon in case they escape So he has the option to track them makes more sense They have to escape in order for them to be tracked And if they escape without we say they're running through the fucking corridors and all the stormtroopers are standing there going Oh, no You shouldn't be escaping we shall stop you. Oof. I fell over It would make way more sense for the stormtroopers to look as if they're trying to stop them And how you do that you go. Hey stormtroopers one through one thousand I need you to shoot at them, but I need you to miss And I would prefer it if you keep it close as in I'm supposed to shoot at rags while he's running away. I'm like I'm gonna aim Just to the left of his left shoulder. I'm gonna aim just to the bottom right of his Fucking bottom right foot That sort of thing That makes a lot of sense because the whole point is to convince the people on the falcon that they didn't escape easily Which is entirely what the conversation is for which is like our escape was too easy They wanted us to and then Hansel was like easy. You call that easy That is the point Okay Imagine this one of the stormtroopers like hit them Take be fair. They could they could get to work killing it I mean, that's the that's the thing with how that writing is organized like if let's say Chewie was shot on the shoulder and they put a bandage on him in this in the falcon From that scene someone could be like see they did want him to escape and I'd be like no No, it's it's that's how strong the writing is at that point. You'd be like no It's completely reasonable to assume that the stormtroopers accidentally hit them when they were trying to not hit them Like it's like you can absolutely shoot one of them.  Right. It's not the princess. Wow Chewie hey, wait. Are you saying it's derogatory to refer to someone as a dog? Is that what you're saying?   All right. That's okay. Good Wait the sequels are bad. No, what? Rags the hail fire droids are objectively amazing. Do I need to old yellow you? Oh my god, I would like for you to explain because they seem very limited in what they can do. They don't seem versatile I don't know if those things can aim. I'd have to know more but looking at the design. They're strange Like what are the wheels offer that hovering can't? Oh those the ones that have got like the two wheels one on either side and go yeah Oh, I saw that criticism of me on some kind of I can't remember if it was reddit or like four channel whatever else But they were like more so retarded.  I'd be like, okay, I guess the speeders aren't available But instead they have the heroes who are running away from the empire of the first order who are Fucking affluence being like, oh no We have to use these Hover speeders while they have to use treaded speeders. It's like what what how? why what It is odd I'm I mean a lot of it is because maybe I don't fully understand how treaded Like combat and stuff works or not combat but movement works like can it work on water? Does it have to work on certain surfaces? Does it have limitations? I guess we know that speeders can be jammed now So is that a part of the hover part or is it just an internal mechanism in general? I don't know We don't know this ended with hi rags Hi, I'm just looking at his eye card is so funny Because after the criticism rags is just like you really think I'm gonna say hi to you Uh Racks shotgun goodbye rags also hi rags Hi, uh, right.  I don't know if you should be Racking shocking rank or keeper remains star wars greatest hero Oh, the dude that cries when the rank was dead.   They're all gonna die Well, at least I can save myself and this huge ship. Let me organize all of this and the moment She clashes and like things start to burn and destroy themselves.  I'm referring to roulette It's impossible to generate energy without some excess heat the iron man armor defies thermodynamics Many aspects of the suit are impossible. There is no objective problem with inertial dampening But isn't that our argument that inertial dampening makes sense to a degree? Like a degree not it doesn't matter how much inertial dampening you have if Fucking a planet is dropped on top of you, you know I It basically has to exist in all of science fiction as we know it in terms of like star wars and star trek Because then you can't accelerate ships quickly without everyone slamming into the back of a cabin Besides, I thought if we were referring to like consistency Iron man gets smashed to pieces by the end of that movie and uh I guess what i'm going to appeal to at that point would just be like does it make sense that He can get hit by a tank shell from that far up in the air While then sustain that quite easily while taking significant damage from uh I guess other things in the movie And then we can expand that to sequels where he will consistently get wounds in his body When hit by other things and funnily enough, I actually think that's more realistic or at least more believable than um Iron man one Like a bunch of cars fall on him in in civil war and then the the robot is like you have sustained Lacerations and he is like i detected that too while an iron man one You would just get up and be like that was annoying like oh all right Um, but the idea that you just said it generates some excess heat We don't know that that amount of excess heat necessarily means it should be melting a hole in his body Like you'd have to justify that too You'd have to justify that his technology isn't built to defend his outer body of the actual arc generator from heat Which is tough because it's a metal suit so Just putting it out there. I feel like our complaint is more realistic or at least more reasonable than The one you you just brought up. I don't know how much we can say because we just oh, yeah It gets super complicated. And this is the thing. I don't even want to like explore the conversation about Thor Be like, how do how do as guardians work? How how what are we looking at with as guardians?  I don't know I feel at some point you've got to go with some of the things that the movie just establishes These are going to happen and some what to spend disbelief because i want to be consistent with it Yeah, yeah Yeah, if we go into every detail like how Superman flies and stuff like We would never have these things at all I want to say he's not hit by a tank shell. He's hit by a smaller weapon on the side of the tank. Is that true? Uh, I just remember being hit by the tank itself I think he's also hit by a rocket from uh jet plane, isn't he? Well, he he fires a rocket at the tank that hit him with x and I assumed x was the tank shell. I didn't realize it was a Not oh, did it actually hit him or did it miss him?  I don't actually know Was rewatching your rise of Skywalker rage the other day You were asking what damage plowing a star destroyer through the ground would do remember rogue one Remember a star destroyer without shields getting pushed through into another one. That's the damage you get Well, that was kind of my point with the question I was like surely that'll do some permanent damage to the star destroyers and you might think to yourself Well It's worth it because it keeps them hidden and it's like hidden from what Like the only time they're brought out is in order to fight people Like other than that they kept hidden for no reason.  It's like, oh, that's neat Like oh Yeah, cool First the helmet is metal on the inside should have said that second cap can literally throw bikes hard enough to Smash cars that would kill even a metal helmet I mean, I thought we were establishing that he has dampeners inside the suit that's powered or whatever by The The arc reactor, you know, this is the thing if you if you can figure out through the movies that this stuff doesn't make Any sense and you should be able to sustain these hits Then to floor Like with the rules they've established if it's literally impossible like he doesn't have anything that would prevent him being Knocked out or taking significant damage. We don't just go but it's a superhero movie. So it doesn't matter if we go No, that's that's a flaw, but luckily Let's find information. Let's try to apply what rules are reasonable here But if we establish that it does make sense You know, that's one thing, but if we go, yeah, but it's a superhero movie Who cares I'd be like no, no, no, no, we don't do that for all the ones that suck Okay So we shouldn't do it for the ones that are great as well We should we should acknowledge these things don't make sense. Uh, but here are the good things as well That sort of thing Game beloved franchise adam sandler must remake Uh, I don't know what to do with that one Game I guess that is like an old movie or something Nothing that triggers my memory Yeah, I'm not sure I still know Creating new physics is not objectively bad. If so, then fantastical fiction is innately flawed. Yeah, I agree. This is why I keep focusing on the arc reactor I need to know exactly like if anyone can create Flaws based on the technology that they establish an iron man For example, right? Meeregg's making a movie. Okay. We're making a movie and we go We've got glupelstein It's a goo that if you rub on any parts of your body It it protects you with a layer As in I shoot him with a gun. It doesn't affect him Someone could go that's not a real thing. I go it doesn't matter.    They're they're not flawless films whatsoever. I've never defended them that way I usually end up defending them from being considered floor filled, you know Like oh, they're they're only flaws. It's like no, no, no, no calm down Uh from lightsabers to magic to iron man to superman we judge these in the context of the wheels. I agree Uh world's end is objectively bad fight me Why do these why do you say willed end that could be the world's end or at willed end and those two movies are So at willed end is parts the Caribbean which is poop The world's end is the edgarite movie. Oh, I got them the wrong way around. I like the edgarite Yeah, because the willed end is the the name of the bar Um I I would never consider the third of the cornetto movies to be bad objectively, but you know Uh, I found that cliff of that iron man versus a tank and it's a lot worse.  Okay world's end is probably the worst of the I watch world ed again, and it's really strong even though it's really I think it's really good It's just there. The problem is that it's against extremely hard competition Yeah, I'm just now i'm just saying it's extremely good.  That is so he hits the ground so fast He's just go And he gets him straight away. He's like, well, that was annoying. It's like dude.  I'm not even sure what the tank is the one it's just how he falls Yeah, so fast Thanks for reassuring me that that is definitely a an issue to say the least Uh, yeah, I was like I do not remember it being that bad. I was like, okay That's that yeah, that's for her Uh kill j Well, I'm gonna use that opportunity to say guys play swat now Guys everybody in chat who's playing halo currently switch to swat Thank you This one says I put a straw pole in the discord. I assume that's in reference to one of the ones that we wanted to make earlier Oh, is it about mandalorian being bad? Whatever it is at this point. I don't even know it could be a couple things Is it about taxi driver? Is it about the will dead versus that will dead? Well, whatever it is, let's put it in the chat and see what people all right I love man the j What is that the super chat? Yes, that is the super chat. I love man the j neat The separatists had close to half the galaxy's resources, I think so it's believable But I can understand that it's a whopping number um Well, which is more offensive space pools boring or taxi driver bad 32 votes for space ball Uh nine votes for taxi driver. That's because taxi driver isn't that good What's your response to that Well, space pools is boring. I was I was gonna yeah, I was gonna. Yeah, you nailed it. All right Rags is saying long army bad What? Because rags said it couldn't be that big. Yeah, long army bed insanely large. I just The banking clang frigate has objectively best look Banking clang It's just a giant floating well, I mean, I've probably seen it before I'm just curious which one they're referencing Oh That's is that the one that's typically used in battlefront 2 for the main ship. I think it is It's pretty cool looking That's that doesn't look like a big coin I was joking because it's a banking clan. Oh He was joking j and you took it seriously.   That is that is the you I'm gonna go start my own stream with frequent stories Uh hardcore henry isn't a masterpiece far from it. I just want your opinions on it because the pov makes it vastly different from other action films For reference, I've actually seen clips of it and I know that the whole film is supposed to be from first person, but uh One day rags and I will watch it and then we will come on to efap and we will discuss it That that'll happen one day Uh hulk creates mass from nothing when he grows just by getting mad. How is this more believable than inertia dampening? Uh, because that's what we're told in terms of how it works Right, so they're like he's hit with radiation to the point Where when he gets angry slash when he's about to die or whatever rules they want to make for the particular um hulk He like hulks out meaning he His cells change to the point where he becomes an extremely strong and larger being That's the excuse they have so to try and explain this right you have in one story Jay is this wizard and he can cast spells that make everybody Uh, you know milk just comes out of their mouths okay Rags in a story where he has the force of a Car when he hits somebody and then he punches me and I get flown really far back It's like, whoa. Yeah, that's the that's the impact of a car and then rags punches a planet and it Flings all the way across the solar system. We'd be like Wait, but you have the force of a car Like a car can't do that to a planet And you'd be like what you believe the milk coming out of people's mouths and you're like but that was the rule That's the rule they set The rule set of car equals force to move a planet doesn't make any sense at all. So Sorry Someone's made a a sexy anime version. This is the black. This is a sexy anime version I can't make a plan frigate. Oh my goodness Oh, there's lots of why is there a thing for everything? It's anime. Oh, is it?  I'd be like, oh, I guess we're gonna have to establish some form of magic I guess What do you think of the trend magic and tell me what the rules of that magic are? Yeah, that's what I meant about the milk coming out of people's mouths It's like if j in season three makes milk come out of people's bums. I'd be like, wait, that's not his power How's he doing that? That would upset me and people would be like, are you serious?   Yeah, you didn't think about your butts though. Did you? And they're like, ah, no I'd watch it. It makes complete sense What do you think of the trend of content creators attacking fans for having criticism? What do you think caused it? Is that referring to youtubers or like movie makers? Well, I think it's caused by them, you know, just Not being able to like like being what's the thin skinned? We've got to do better than that though because people say that about us regularly, so Um, well, I don't care I was at risk of being um hypocritical I'll be like they don't take the the arguments At best faith and they don't explore them for what they may mean or where they may have come from Instead they will take them at worst faith As in Hey rags, I think that your position on mandalorian isn't as consistent as your position on disney and then rags responds.   I don't think I don't think we do that We try to do better than that, but if this is referring to movie makers like well beyond the realm of youtube Um, I think that's because of twitter.   What number do you write down? I could make someone you hate do it. Also, why wouldn't I just write?  How were the choices I just made not baby That's a good point, but like even trump I'd go for trump trump and sad does Just having them do two kills work. No. No. No. I thought it was the I thought it was They have to do it with you It says whatever you write down you get in cash, but you have to recreate the scene from two girls one cup with any one of your choice Oh, you're right. Yeah, okay All right. Oh geez that is an interesting question. I suppose so the blank check part is a weird qualifier because obviously we would all just choose for maximum But I suppose the real question is Does that mean that there is a monetary amount that would make you do that? um Yes, I would actually choose yes because of the good that I could do with infinite money Yeah, that's the with Yeah, I imagine like you uh, I would consider it taking the bullet to be able to do amazing things There are people out there who like man, you could have solved our hunger crisis Yeah, like I will vomit over poop for even an hour if it means that I get to feed like every person who's hungry on this Planet that's so worth it Yeah, and then you know what two of the leftover start And if it means like the hard part of the question is who's going to be the other person? I'd be like, I don't know, but I don't really care who it is at that point. Trump. I'm still going for trump I'm not going to enjoy the experience anyway. Can I choose jesus? I don't know. Yeah, I need to know the limits, but yeah that that question like I I I'd be okay with mostly anybody There's no way the cis had a quadrillion droids in episode two the clones start with one million ten thousand troops and Five million in five months and it takes them ten years to grow on one planet making clones droids have 200 billion at the end of civil uh at the end of clone wars The one thing I will say Not that it makes a huge difference with those numbers It's just the one clone equals a lot more than one droid like that seems to be the case from what we see I'm just going based on what the wick is telling me It's correct The eu is extremely inconsistent with numbers, but a quadrillion droids is not unprecedented giving what exists So the number is not an outlier I don't know. I'm looking at rags his face. He looks concerned about that. He doesn't seem to believe it Uh hover tech has size limit Scept heavy tank was slow The separatist heavy tank was slow.  I mean t t r. O. S. Sorry Like snail and you could easily run faster again, doesn't like the The biggest problem with it all is that they're chasing people with what seem to be equal sized speeders that are hover They're running at the same speed What Okay, I'm just upset. Okay Why? I was queuing into a game that whole time And then it joined and then a little notice came up my screen saying you are idle you've been kicked from your game I can't believe they haven't fixed that yet.  It wasn't you idle. It was your connection But I don't understand That's possibly one of the greatest things I've ever heard you saying It said your connection I don't understand as if you cut out I don't understand. Oh Yes, that's my mic doing that.   I posted it to me. You must know what that means. I heart you not as much as Hf droid or hellfire droid, but almost so he loves you but not as much as a hellfire droid That's that's something right I guess There you go The amount of inertial dampening is also not an objective flaw as long as the rule is largely held Iron man is not perfectly consistent, but generally it takes a lot to harm him I mean Surely by that logic then the the fucking tank shell knocking him out of the sky should have done something more than what we saw Absolutely should have yeah Drunk mauler is the best mauler eye five The arc reactor generates enough energy to power 15 aircraft carriers. Imagine all that power on your chest Vsauce did a video on how he would die from the heat What do you hang on? Do you know that it's magical tech like it's not a tech that exists as far as I know unless I'm wrong on that I thought the whole point was that it doesn't necessarily exist Also, we see less things less powerful things than that damage him inside So I don't believe that Like he gets bloody inside multiple times Yeah, well, they're suggesting that his arc reactor should have melted him And I'm just sitting back wondering like are you sure is that how the arc reactor works? Because I thought the whole point is that that's the allowance we give iron man as Yeah, like like as if the film is saying hey humans in our universe We have this thing and what it does is generate the the amount of power that can power 15 aircrafts And it doesn't do anything to you And it can sit in your chest and it's like oh, okay So the second one I don't see how we can even comprehend in any way because it's made from an element that is Made artificially. Well, yeah, that's iron man too. I guess. We're just like, yeah, this is a literal fake element So we start to get into serious science fiction shit with that in terms of like you can't say that that's real It's like well, that's the point. It's not real Uh, I guess this does wait what you're gonna say I I do look over when the iron man makes a new element in a day. I go. Yeah, it's it's Part of what's dumb about iron man two unfortunately Uh It would need to say that it alters the laws of thermodynamics But that's the thing. Clearly. It's clearly a big deal. It's like in like in universe. It's a really big deal They knew this and I was about to say like we could surely extrapolate this through lots of sci-fi that break rules Lightsabers as well have that.  And you're like, all right. That's how they work then That's the science is just that's that's how it works As long as it's consistent Yeah, it's fine We're not like gonna look at films and say, oh, this doesn't mirror our world You can't have that. That's a problem. Well, their excuse is usually when they invent Like if I just go my universe has a gloomp and it's like what does a gloomp do?  You'd be like, oh Okay I was gloob son's ope. It's like, well, that's the point. I want to defy the laws of thermodynamics. So that's why I made a gloom Yeah That's fine with me as long as it's not put in there and then you go I mean, this is that you could call the arc reactor a gloom It doesn't actually change anything. The point is just that it's a it's a thing that allows him to be a thing Because obviously Because they're still trying to generate an iron man like suit in real life right now The closest they've come is to like a hover suit, right? And it's kind of cool, but it's not there yet Where are we Guess the stars stretching into lines is them in real space Transferring into hyperspace is when they're in the blue wormhole That's them in hyperspace. So the lines part is when you see from the outside when they zoom off Yes, ryan johnson gay Yeah, I would assume that uh, that's the process of them going from normal space into hyperspace There's a lot of this is the problem though.  Why don't they because it clearly does work It was it was a cookie jar and ryan johnson put his hand in there. They weren't supposed to put their hand in there guys Weren't supposed to put your hand in there. He got caught.  Oh my god. They actually said yeah, you could totally do this Ruin anything except every space battle ever Do you think they just it's like insane? Do you think they were just pulled at their job and just like Yeah, you can do that I think for a different reason. I think they just like the idea of the visual and so they went with it because Nothing else makes any sense Um, no, it's established that he has inertial dampening by his not dying from flying It is consistent with this because science did a video on this I'm okay with that.  Okay, that's all I'm sure he has inertial dampening of some kind, but again if you drop Like like what is the limits of this thing if you drop a planet at light speed onto his face I don't think the arm is going to be able to stop it. But and so You established that it does have a limit and what is the limit? That's what I'm getting at and that's why I like civil war while having War machine fall from that distance Despite the fact that the suit would have taken quite a bit of the fall Like if he was a human falling from that height onto the ground, he'd be dead He doesn't die, but his spine gets fucked Which makes a lot of sense to me considering how the universe works Uh previous You know, despite his holographic the spider might not even be real Uh previous is basically the hyperspace ram version of shad's devil's advocate But to the point of inverting rules and doing ryan's job And this is the thing man if you're tasked with repairing The sequel trilogy you have to do so much work instead. You could have just been like hey ryan.  And then he's like Well say to both of them.  Wait, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. He he did in force awakens. He did not in rise of skywalker Wait, he did. Well, he left them alone Yeah, he left them alone in tfa, but he did not do that in toro s How did he ruin space battles like he ruined a lot? How did how and how did he ruin space battles other than having a ship? Just come back after Why do I have to answer this question j you have a brain All right going up. I forgot about that Also the fact that the ships have no shields for some it atmosphere. Okay. It atmosphere. It makes complete sense I've been told that that's a star trek thing and then he mixed up.  I don't know if anyone in check and verify that because Chat press one if it's true that in atmosphere you can't use shields on your ships in star trek press two if that's bullshit Oh j we're about to find out if you're a true person or not Uh I'm I'm in suspense Here we go Any minute now We've got a three three Uh, which way?  You've been up less than me Have I probably I don't know I've been up for a while. I got up early today. I've been up for Let's see if it's 130 a.m. Now Wow, I've been up for I've probably been up since like eight a.m. How many hours is that for you? That's like, let's see Well probably like 17 and a half like I'm going pretty pretty I've been up for 24 minus 5 19 Yeah You've been up for 19 hours. Jesus Christ. It's really eight o'clock in the morning.  Is the This e-fap many of super chat catch-up hasn't actually managed to catch up with the super chats for this stream yet Uh, we've just made it worse. Oh my god It well it finished. We're very close. We're like five away from catching up It's probably because we dicked around talking about Mandalorian No, we dicked around talking about the the perceived flaws of a tv show that's actually very good rags, okay?  All right.  I will save anything that's meant for you rags.  All right.  Uh, I will catch y'all later Sleepeth well if my wall of I'm gonna sleepy sleeps Doodle pip and cheery hero More racist Um, okay Do do do I actually calculated the force of iron man hitting the ground it was in the realm of hundreds of tons of force on his head It was tedious but fun Wow Okay, okay I'd love to see those calculations of yours How you've got those numbers as well would be quite interesting to me Uh, you hear about limba advanced cancer left wingers on twitter were celebrating the news They were literally thanking cancer itself scum of the earth What? Well, okay, I rush limba people on the left. Hey, i'm right. I'm assuming this is that you got cancer and people were happy about it Oh, yeah, that's a bit disappointing. But you know If you're dealing with people who already think violence is okay against people who are committing violence against you based on policy votes Then of course they're gonna think that cancer to somebody they hate is a good thing Um Lightsabers make sense. You just need to know the law the blade is plasma Encased in an ion particle slash magnetic field No, no, no, no based on how hot they are they would make someone Lies and slander ask shad Lies and slander Don't say those words to me slander and That's too that's still quite close. Uh, theoretically you could do that with the right tech Yeah, I would need a lord nerd versus shad on that one, right?   He was the only one in the theater He is still saying it will make over two billion Wait, what I'm assuming that's rise of sky will go it made over one billion It didn't make over two and I was surprised to see how many theaters weren't selling out Because it's an event movie, you know, like the general public would be like, oh my god I'll go see that because I don't know what it what it what it do what it be but Um, I think with this one compared to the force awakens people weren't really rewatching it and that's just a layman's opinion on that one People were like, oh that was a movie, I guess. Oh, it's made 1.59 billion It will no way you wait it make two billion. That's it's made most of its money. It's made 1.59 billion. That's pretty good though Uh, yeah, that's more than I expected. It's not that it's necessarily pretty good. Most of it is in America It made zilch in China nearly Which is bad for not China Made like I think it made half a million billion in America is where most of it's come from Um Ealing workable if cuts if cut wounds and not vital organs agreed. I wish it was force healing wasn't Fucking saving lives Then you might ask well, what's the point of it and I'd be like that's I don't know I just don't want to save lives fucks up with everything It's too late to make it.   You've convinced me. I will poop with the door open just for you. I'm gonna have to save that for rags He's gonna be very unhappy to hear it, but it's important that he hears it Uh All right, hold your jebs.  There's just no way around it. There's no repairs to be done.  We've read one or two from the overflow. So that's Yeah Yeah The in at most shields bull Is even worse when you consider that ships in star wars use their shields to mitigate the friction from reentry Oh like the whole point is that they need to work in atmosphere and then you establish that they don't work in atmosphere is like Oh, no, you just fucked everything. Well, no, but that that's still consistent with it That because the whole the whole thing in uh, Right as a skywalker is that they can't be turned on in atmosphere. Not that they don't work in atmosphere What this is distinction without a difference No, because if they could be turned on no as if they could be turned on outside of that atmosphere, it's fine No, I'm not following Okay, so you turn okay, so you're outside atmosphere, right? Yeah Then you turn on your shields Sure, right Then you go into an atmosphere and you've still got shields on right But if you're in an atmosphere and then you go to turn into shields and like, oh, we can't turn them on here Because we're in atmosphere already That doesn't make any sense Yes, it does Absolutely makes sense like the the thing that you can't do in atmosphere is have shields Turn on your shield You're you're you're separating the ability to have them on between the ability to turn them on So it's like, okay, do people in check it? What i'm trying to see well, I think I just got what you said.  So I don't even know what you said and I know what I want But yeah, I would be curious jay. Why why is that the case? Um, because it makes more sense. Okay.   I just want to let you know but But I'm really nice. No, you're not the new nice person is uh j2 j2d2 Buddy that's twice now. I have a name Mola What if I ever do I ever refer to somebody as buddy? That's not I usually I mean, I don't know what I refer to people as but I don't usually they don't typically say buddy Do I I don't know the sound like me Hey, buddy Yes, they do though. Their name is Kanyo or can you canny with a zero, you know canny zero All right, there you go. My name is hyphen with a three I did it. Okay type four ceramic plates can stop 30. Oh six What? I don't I have no idea honestly These are out of context because they're from a million years ago. I don't I don't know Um of all the notes I took the most heartbreaking for me was dot dot dot wedge two I can't remember the last time I let out a small but audible cry of anguish. Yeah when I saw wedge I was like, oh god, don't kill him. Please just just don't kill him. Just leave him alone Oh apparently I said buddy jokes on you. Oh, that's probably I was probably like kind of a jokey thing, but that's that's fair. I do okay. I accept it. I call people buddy sometimes Mola I saw that guide to tlj in a discord and I'm in Sorry, I'm in and began writing a response to it. Then I saw you covered it in 64 Your response were in line with mine. So cheers to great minds and high rags I want to keep that I want to keep that note for him read it out next time make sure he doesn't miss it And uh, yeah, it was a really bad video and a lot of people were saying it explains tlj It tells you what's wrong with tlj from your perspective and how that you've mistaken It just repeated all the arguments for crossing That's actually unironically j if you want to make a video that does well just make a video called like Why tlj is good and then just get all of the regurgitated arguments across the fucking two years That it's been out three years.  I say like I like having I thought you were the dark side of us. I thought you would do the things that we wouldn't I would do some things that you wouldn't this is probably gonna be the longest efap mini that exists now I don't know weird things have happened. Um, it's good efap mini that's longer than several actually Yes I mean mini only refers to the girth. It doesn't refer to the length Oh How girthy is this efap? It's pretty girthy, but not as girthy as any of the efaps efap efaps just so girthy. It's like seven girth This is more like a Yeah I go to sleep and wake up a new massives are still going Um, also haimola. Hello Tell moopa.   We can't know for sure We will see Don't worry, buddy isn't offensive yet my god It sounds terrifying. I'm so I'm spookified Back over to the overflow. We've got What part of the movies wasn't broken by this movie? I don't know c-3 p.o. C-3 p.o. Wasn't broke. Well actually fuck, okay What it was that broke its own movie though like that wasn't there's nothing that gets broken in other movies by him Not being able to translate certain things like that's You know what I mean? It's fine Yeah Like yeah, it is only like it only affected Like c-3 p.o. Was mostly fine. In fact, I would downright say it was good Someone linked me to uh, there was like a bonus writer dude who jj said could write some jokes for c-3 p.o Like a dude that had nothing to do with the main Writing team and so we were like you realize the things you liked about c-3 p.o weren't even from jj and I was like, oh That's pretty funny. That's good. Surely that means that talent exists. Well I don't want to be that guy. I don't want to be like jj can't do anything right I'd be like no, I'm sure this jj does stuff that I like He's good at composing shots and like other things that are super well. I mean, he's not exactly I don't think he's terrible at dialogue. He's just terrible at like Like I can believe that his characters exist. It's the Knights of ram They don't have dialogue. It's fine They don't count. No, it's the Knights of ram. Okay. Yeah. No, you're right. That's terrible.  Yeah Like if he if he was starting to write and he was 70 This kid's got a future in writing. Maybe if you what I guess well, this is the thing I unwittingly followed his career because I watched alias when I was super young. I watched lost when I was like teenage And I've been watching the star trek movies and the star wars movies he made this stuff in them That works for lack of a bit of time, right? Like he this stuff This bits I'm using the word bits j. That's very small stuff. Okay, really small I don't know if you got this where you were but for me bits was like how Uh, like kids would describe their privates. No When when I was like that they were called bits.  I was just making sure. Hey j check out this next super chat. It says read this super chat Is it to me? No Oh, and why did you say it to me? I didn't say it to you. I said j check out this new super chat Oh, so I'm interested in your opinion on that super chat. I think it was pretty good Well, it's sometimes I don't understand efap chat at all That's very stupid cherry chocolate said at mohler I feel like you've misconstrued how c3po's translator worked He could identify the sys language, but he couldn't translate it. It wasn't that he translated it, but couldn't say it Yes, I guess it was the whole point is that he can't fucking say the translation That was literally why the plot happened because if he couldn't translate it then he wouldn't know what it was So like it would be the equivalent of me knowing like Dundun fruku language and veda sending message in it And then j's like, what does it say and I've read it and I can say what it is in English. However My programming prevents me from activating that protocol like the ability to read that out in English is prevented So I'm like, yeah, sorry j.  Well morning morning It's it's it's terrible is the thing we should take away from it. Okay. It's terrible Fucking but it doesn't ruin anything from c3po in the past as far as I remember that was like the main thing How is it that once he left it feels like the chat that the thing that me and you were in a discord feels offscreen ish I don't know that's weird Anyway, uh, the next one in the overflow says thank you for this wonderful stream efap crew By the way, since rags body does not disappear But kylo's did Oh ray's not rags ray's body does not disappear, but it has did does that mean she went to sith hell like palpatine No, what it means is she was about to disappear But then she got saved That's what it means 100 because she's too good to go to any kind of hell She was totally gonna disappear The force was like, oh wait kylo's gonna kill himself to save her. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Ah, there you go Yeah, the force knew that that was gonna happen like if if If jj was like, wait, we can't have it disappear because kylo needs to resurrect here Okay, and then I was like there and I'd be like, but wait, what if kylo comes up to the surface And you see the the clothes of ray are there as if to imply she's disappeared into the force and he has to live on with the The skywalker solo name Trying to do good in place of all the baddies done I just picture jj being like what? None of that makes sense. I'd be like, oh Okay Can you imagine what doesn't make sense to him like the weird ass things that don't make sense Uh, I can't imagine that I cast a strange No frick the overflow my god What do you think of ray having the power to use lightning it should have took her at least 10 years of training to learn that lol I don't that you've already said it.  So I was like, oh no, I better not laugh because that would be inappropriate But man that was funny And like I said in my video like I almost didn't include that part of my video because I felt like I was on an island with this take But the way they had him say it. I just like the way I detected it was him being like Ray, why did you kill chewy? Which is infinitely hilarious to me. He's like curious as to why she killed chewy I like that. There was maybe some kind of really good reason Chewy is gonna be satan trust me Uh the rise of sky woker Damn Whoa I just got triggered Oh, dude, you should be triggered by this one. This one says hello again wags and other unimportance Wait, is that in play that regs? Well, wags is the important one.  Yeah, well, I'm gonna save that and we will explain that lore to him when he's able to hear it Um, sorry for not mentioning sands this time. Oh wait That I know who that profile would have been who sent that so that tells them That's how much we're getting through this backlog. This one says woof woof. What do I do with that? Um, have you seen black out of the third? Yes The um, so you know What I'm referencing then The most funny is black out of the third was my favorite and as time went on black out of the fourth became my favorite See I I I think they're all so strong that I can't Wait, do you think black out is first season is strong? Yeah That one was always the dodgy one to me I had trouble enjoying it But I think it might be because I saw them out of order and I didn't like black out of being retarded Like I was like, uh, that's not fun. Yeah, he's a very different character in season one Which by the way for people who it makes sense People who have heard that out of context.  He's he's literally an entirely different character. Yes um Watch black out of though.  I just think third and fourth are better than it See no, I well see I watched uh second and First and second way before I watched Third and fourth so they're in that like sweet little nostalgia zone for me I don't know how I'd feel about them if I had seen them all at the same time But I think I still think First and second are the strongest. I believe I saw them a third second fourth first Actually, I think fourth is as strong as I don't The thing with fourth is it's not just funny.  Yeah, because the whole reason was the ending they were like So this isn't just funny.  I want to take I want to take the lesson off.  It was very fun And because they were our lessons Yeah, well, we were gonna watch so you saw Fellowship of the Ring, right? Yeah, so do you remember the fight between Aragorn and Lurtz at the end of the film? Um, I don't remember their names I can hate you. So Aragorn versus so main main fighter man versus main evil orc man Right, even though it's a work kind of whatever so that was so you know what show and tell is obviously but in our sort of School you could do whatever you wanted. I think that's probably the same for most places And uh, and I think I may have said this on eFat before but I don't even care because this is very late And I've had alcohol a good friend of mine at the time Show and tell choice was the visual dictionary and A scene from Lord of the Rings and just explaining how awesome Lord the Rings is even though he was fucking like 10 at the time And uh, the visual dictionary part no one really cared because it just gets the part where you have to show the movie And he was like so the movie is like really good and the it comes down to a big fight at the end And he was playing it and we were all fucking glued to the screen watching Aragorn fight Lurtz And there was this girl in the class who was like scared by the scene and she was like this is horrifying I hate it when she started crying And the teacher was like Oh, this is probably too adult for this class It was year four, which means the reception year one two receptionally Five six seven eight. I think I've been eight years old, which to be honest with you. That's probably inappropriate It's quite bloody But everybody was into it except for this one girl and she could start crying The teacher turned it off and said you can't watch this in school ever. We were like It was one of the most annoying parts of my life that I haven't forgotten because I was really into it Even though I can watch that scene as many times as I want right now It's almost like I regret not being able to finish it in that moment full on similar story. Okay. This is why democracy This is this is this is the moment. I realized democracy fundamentally broken and I was like six right we had um A we had for our class treat right to watch a movie Right. Um, we'd earned this we had fully earned this by being a good class And the teacher was like, okay movie time The system that she decided was we could all vote on what movie we wanted to watch right We could anyone could bring in a movie as long as it was age appropriate Put into the voting pool and the whole class would vote All of the girls in the class vote the same way which was for high school musical. Oh, yeah Yeah, all the boys were split between like several different movies So good, I assume Yeah You know, we we were forced to watch high school musical in our music class at one point in school.  Yeah Jay tuned his back on democracy and his country.    Like come on.  That seems wrong Nope, completely normal deal people not laugh during comedies. Yeah, no, but again, it's very reserved The biggest laugh I think I've ever seen in an audience was in infinity war when he said uh, why is gamora?  They're right. Yeah That's racism. Yes I don't even disagree. It's just so unclear Okay How do you argue with someone who defends bad stuff in movies with this movie just tells the story about someone who did it like that I I need to know more specifics to be able to counter or support that argument that could actually be valid as in Uh, if someone was like, how is it that I am man can sustain bullets to a suit Like well, this is the story about somebody who has the technology that allows him to do that You know, how about what about how come? um An end game they have a stupid plan instead of a good plan I feel bad ever having defended it because I just assumed that end game would fix it I was like, I'm sure of it end game is gonna fucking reveal to us all of the smartness behind infinity war And it's one of the many things where I've just I've lost that faith now in anything that comes after a thing Because a lot of people are saying well shad believes that season two of mandalorian could and he's not wrong by the way could fix season one To a degree and it's like yeah, it could but it won't nothing does What was the last thing you watched jay that you felt wow they did a good job fixing what came before I can't remember that ever happening. I do but it's it's angel season five, which is 2003 That's all I got What happened in the last 17 years for that? It's like Nothing So there's probably there's probably examples out there, but I've no well I don't think anyone cares too because everybody wants to tell their own stories Which on one hand makes a lot of sense.  All right, you ready? Yes, shoot. Shoot.   Is that true? I don't know what it is Okay, good. So someone says jay mola and this is you have to accept this or it's nothing else You both have to write me a new season five seasons. Yeah, I'm going crazy with this five seasons of charmed And you'll get 10 million dollars to do it And you have however long you require and the maximum cap is like 10 years to write the seasons Um, would you accept that?  I can do a lot of good with it It's the same logic as before and then I the first port of call if we were to meet in a board room be like What are we doing? We could go. I don't know.  I think who are witches That's what I remember about it. Let's just make our own thing. So we do anything we want That's yes, that is the requirement.  I'm gonna put it out there Oh, absolutely. Yeah, I'd be like let's watch all of charmed and probably watch them all the ones And take loads of notes figure out all of the rules and then be like, right How do we make an interesting story on top of everything that we have? And you might be like, oh, yeah, okay, you guys are so thorough It's like, I don't know. I just feel like that's the watching the thing you're adapting is thorough Exactly. I feel like that's the bog standard and yet I don't think they're doing this I don't think most people do this when they get handed an IP I think I think you're underestimating this We'll we'll always like to version of this.  What are you saying?  You really think so? Yeah I think they're watching it, but they're not really paying attention. So, okay Do I think the guy who made dark fate watched terminator one and two? Yes Do I think ryan johnson watched? Like all of star wars clone wars rebels and the original trilogy and the prequels before writing a script absolutely not Oh, yeah, not not the shows. I don't even know that he wrote. I don't think he wrote his script after having rewatched the ot and prequels I'm not sure. I believe that Really? Yeah, I I'm not saying that has any like I think that he had some really quote-unquote good ideas inside his head from the get-go. He was like Luke is going to be disenfranchised from the force. That's going to be his position I remember him from the ot. He was very much like Team force team jedi And I'm going to have this character have evolved since then because a character staying static is Pathetic and stupid and boring like nobody believes that a person would stay the same over 30 years Like I think that he would have that kind of arrogance and he might be like is that arrogance? I'd be like well not necessarily. It's just the way that he did it all. I don't know Is it okay? Um, but no, I don't know for sure. I guess I can see that maybe he uh He did rewatch them as he was writing I don't jay.  I put that at the discord.  So This person was telling you it makes sense because that's just the way it was in Prometheus I need more specifics than that. I'm afraid like what specific is say for example You're referencing how she got crushed by the donut mobile because she didn't walk left or right And if you if the argument was yeah, well, she just walked forward I'd be like, okay the criticism is that she's retarded and you haven't answered that so But there's a lot of things that's wrong with Prometheus. I don't even want to go there. Have you seen Prometheus j I have that's one of the things I have And you've seen alien as well. I've seen all of the alien films except resurrection. What did you think of Prometheus? I liked it when it came out, but bear in mind. I watched it when it came out and I So you're saying That you don't like it now or No, I'm saying that I I have it. I'm very okay. I am very different critically to Now to how I was then I liked it when I watched it when it came out, which was like um, which was Like what 2013? 20 when did it come out 20? So I was honestly twin 12, but I'll check I I would have been like Hang on Twin 12. Yeah So I was uh, I was 19. Wow. I was a young man I was 12 You were a baby Oh, no, wait. I was 13 still a baby So Yeah, I was not very critical of film It's neat. No, and it checks it checks a lot of It checks a lot of boxes for me in terms of like I love just sci-fi mysteries that leave you thinking about them because they don't actually There's a difference when it comes to execution if there's sorts of things I'm aware of that, but I'm telling you that I enjoyed it Uh, yeah, no, I would I would believe that and you know why because when I came out of the cinema with alex We both concluded it was great And that we loved the film I've told this story before as well, but we we got in the car And I was like, you know, it was great, but There was that one thing that was weird and then we talked about it. And I was like, yeah, okay Hey, you know what else? You know, else was weird that other one thing. Yeah, that was kind of weird, too And for example, I'm assuming you've had criticisms before right, but the navigator gets lost The biologist is fearful of biology like these really weird contradictions Um And then the rest of it and then we hadn't even left the the car park and we were like Is this film bad?  So it's just like, oh And it worked for a little bit. It didn't work for long though. He's not jj abrams. He couldn't trick me for very long My equivalent to that now is like if you liked Prometheus, but wish it was good watched europe That's racist. It's not like exactly the same kind of thing, but it's like it's the same Except it's not in the air, but also just watch europe it's very strong. Okay. Uh, jay, I can't I have no choice. You have to see what am I supposed to do about that? What Only jay can read this long You cut out what did you say? Only jay can read this long man not allowed. All right, there you go. I couldn't read that. I'm sorry You can't say you're a long man. You made like a really long video before I was a Skywalker. So you're a long one too. Yeah But he said only jay so I'm not like I'm not a 16 hour long man. All right Nice neither are you yet? Haha layer.  Thank you. Just take your shirt off quickly there. I did. I totally did it. Yeah Why did they nosedive the falcon into the planet in end all and why was that planet not a desolate wasteland after the dish section crashed into it? Yeah, so I don't know why they said their landing gear wasn't working properly.  Have you heard about this jade did I tell you about this like what the what the reasoning is for why it's there?  Yeah, it really can can't it because that's like the peak of hey, man You don't know.   That's the that's literally the explanation. Yes It fell through a magic hole A magical Is that canon? Well, it's in the visual dictionary.  It's terrible I'm pretty sure we showed it on stream. I can't remember Yeah, well it fell through a magic hole It darks out of the force of the pathway to many abilities Some can see the other You know what's great about it is if you if you address jj with that you probably be like what you go? Yeah, did that happen? He goes fucking. I don't know Someone write that you go. Yes. He's like, okay. Yeah, I guess that's what happened. I don't know Uh, why is there not a tiny Santa hat on top of shads rightly ending pommel? Um, I don't think shad has a santa version of his His icon and that is that is criticism that is fair criticism and we'll have to deal with that Over time every hi everyone missed the beginning. Can I have your tour? Your tour quick word on star wars 9 It's bad. It's bad really bad terribly bad the worst It's bad all of it I get it. That's a reference to tfa Hi rags amoola. Hello, and I will save that high rags for ranks I watched about an hour of the stream waited four hours to watch the movie Watch the movie and y'all are still streaming. God, that movie was horrible. Keep up the good work massives Also high rags You started with high rags and you ended with high rags. What am I supposed to do with this? Jay explain Did they watch episode nine? Apparently during the stream where we were discussing episode Why would you why would you start watching efap to watch star wars at nine? That's well in fairness If let's just presume for a second. They like the stream a lot If uh if a stream I was watching whole topic Was a particular movie and they were talking about it for like seven hours before superchats I'd be inclined to see the movie Wouldn't you? Yeah There we go. There we go. Jay has been proven a fraud I hadn't agreed to that Hey more. Can you watch star wars theories video on riser skywalker and or get him on to discuss the film? Maybe I'd have to check it out But is that a person who's very pro tlj because if they are they probably don't like us theory the person who was blocking everyone who like Criticized tlj.   Okay, maybe it's not great I'll I'll go that far. It's not great Uh, but yeah, I'm okay with that if star wars theory is interested. Perfect Uh forgot to mention you guys were already three hours in when I started watching. All right neat Prequel trilogy had too much autism the sequel trilogy had too little autism The ot's level of autism was just right star wars needs an autist on a leash I kind of agree with that. I would actually go as far as saying I kind of agree with it too Because the idea is that this the sequel trilogy is like boom boom boom action cool attractive people saying things that like quippy jokes and in the whoa And then the prequels were like lots of slower Methodical scenes explaining how everything works and then committing to those things You know like, uh-huh. Okay. I get other planets or yeah, okay units. Yeah, okay Uh, that's not to say that either of them lack the other But I guess I agree with the ot being like a perfect balance Interesting take there is there is a lot of Thanos to that analogy. That's what I will say And you know what autism? It's a good thing. Is it not Jay? We didn't we learn that from predator? I believe it's a neutral thing. No good thing Why would predators hunt for it if it was a neutral thing? Um, because it's well a neutral thing by definition can be good and bad and other That sounds like some kind of ism. I don't know which one it is, but I'll find out I'll google it One way or another.  That's how late we are. That's so mean you can't just call them garbage man I disliked this movie so much. I left my theater before the end. I had the 4chan spoilers on my phone Did I do well? I left after Ray's kylo force heal Ray's kylo force heal Yep, she does do that Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, okay. Yeah I was thinking of the other one and I was like, but that's backwards. But no, you're right I hope you're well and a merry christmas everyone. Merry christmas. Thank you for For the merry crumbo crumbonius What that was sorry that was just thank you for the merry crumbo crumbonius.  I feel like that's just the That's what everyone's come to realize about tfa now Though it would be interesting to see how tfa was remembered if tlj and tros were very well written films Oh, I think it would be controversial to say it's bad even though it's not very well made That would be interesting Like if everything was developed Um develop rude. You're in the uk. They're dustbin man.  Yeah Uh get heal versus baby face on efap sometime. I've seen some of his videos. He's a cool man And uh, yeah, that's a possibility sometime in the future. Perhaps it would be cool to have him on Um, also you haven't read a bunch of my super chats yet. I'm getting annoyed. That was from the overflow from The the riser skywalker stream, which was the 21st of december of 2019 That super chat complaining that we hadn't read his other super chat. It's like, oh jeez Whoever said that I'm sorry, but that's we're getting there. Okay I love you guys take my movie theater ticket dollar. I won't spend it on this trash instead of disney I think I read that wrong. Have you guys seen or heard of the cars built variety hours review of the prequels? I think he gets a tons of things wrong and only made many points just for laughs We're planning on covering it Hey, jay, what would you rather cover out of these the three prequel? No, wait the three trilogies The prequels the sequel I said ot, but at this point I kind of I'm easy. I want But I don't mind which one you don't mind which one you don't have a preference. I figured you would Uh, actually, I you know, I've turned the sequels Ot that's sequels or ot Prequels or ot. Oh, okay. Uh, right because you've talked about the sequels for so long. That's kind of boring now Is that the idea? Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense Yeah, and we will cover him eventually because I've seen all of his ot one and I think I watched most of his prequel one with fringy It was a nightmare because it was really bad and I saw about a third of his sequel one And I saw up to the point where he's like You can't Analyze objectively and it doesn't make any sense That's his voice. I did a perfect impression You did jay didn't deny it. That's not me. That's true. I agreed with it.   Oh There's so like so many up star wars trilogies star wars trilogy sequel trilogy There's like I don't know if I can pick like You know, you know, you know how it do Yeah, I would probably rather be like the the disney trilogy is the biggest disaster of mainstream high budget movies That's probably the way I'd want to sit. Is it though? It's like Terminogenesis exists and that's not trilogy though. Oh, you see biggest disaster of a trilogy. Yeah, mainstream high budget trilogy Oh, yeah That's quite, you know, like what would compare and it's like, I don't know Anything you reference is probably better Because most successful trilogies have one that's good. Like that's usually the the qualifier for why a trilogy even exists And we're talking about a trilogy that all sucks and relies entirely on the ot But like it's much better than the other two Depending on who you talk to that's not even what they would they would concede.  Oh, have you not? Yeah So I don't know if you remember them that well But I'm not even that far into the films and I have spotted like a bazillion things that's wrong with the plot So I don't know if you remember them that well, but I'm not even that far into the films and I have spotted like a Yeah, but like still though Are you going to appeal to the fact they don't obliterate as many characters or law rules?  I'm just gonna leave. Okay Well, I just I I was convinced by er that the force awakens is actually in the running for the worst of the trilogy All three of them are Tfa is to blame for everything. It's the one that decided All of the fundamental things such as Han Solo got divorced from Leia and is a crappy smuggler.  I'm making my own story I was like no wait. No. No. We need to repeat. No And that's what we got Oh god And that's that's kind of that's the thing like I found it really fascinating to sort of Think about how all three of them have very strong reasoning for why they are the worst of the trilogy And then you take a step back and you realize wow, this is a really bad trilogy This is a really bad trilogy I think it's fine. Yeah, it's fine. It's fine. We're fine. Like you're ever reacting really Uh, that said episode nine was less viscerally awful than tlg It's more bad in the way that tfa was bad, but cranked to 11 tlg was bad even at the time Whereas episode nine is only bad when you think about any of it I don't know how you can't find any of episode nine bad without Being conscious Yeah, I don't agree with that bit You you just look at it.  It's it's sprayed all over it was Slathered it's bad in Morning, it's bad at night. It's bad in the afternoon It's even bad It's just bad in the afternoon as well. Yes Uh, for anyone who missed it There is a hold-on maneuver visible in the epilogue of the film in the skies of rendall Which is really strange because this is the film that says it's almost impossible It's like, what are you doing? You just said it can't be done. Then you did it again. Why would you do it? I don't What do you think that's about? Do you think I could just sub CGI artist was like, but it'll look cool I don't know. I don't don't ask me why they made the decisions. They mean I this is what I mean like It feels like everybody in lucas film is just doing their own thing and nobody's talking to each other Like maybe they are you're making an episode of like we're both working on charmed, right? That I'm go back to that analogy and you make an episode with a A schlem but not the rick and morty schlem. Okay, this is our own schlem And it's a monster that exists as gas but it continues to any state of matter Whenever it wants and then I simultaneously make an episode that establishes that you cannot change into a state of Matter and even faster than one minute like it takes that long and your guy's doing it every second And then like we release those episodes back to back Compared to a lot of the things no, I know but the idea is like oh shit.  That's what you did and then I'm like Well Yeah, like nothing we can do to fix it.  We're both like Nobody's gonna care Nobody's gonna care. I feel like that sums up the sequel trilogy. Nobody's gonna care Guys people care Nobody it's fine. Nobody's going to care Daily reminder that diabeto consumed tros and gave it an eight out of 10 That's insane, isn't it because like if he gave it like a six, I'd be like Ah, I can see that. That's yeah, I get it like Assuming you didn't give tljl tfa any lower than a six. I can totally see it getting a six, but an eight Dude, that's like top tier I love that. I love him. He's such a fascinating being, isn't he? Yeah it's like I just don't I don't know. I don't know how to sum this up quickly. He's just he just exists Like his world makes sense from his perspective to him There is a bit of a like what would it be like to wake up as movibob? Like and just live a day like what would it be like?  It would be insane. You just feel like what's happening. Everything's weird Uh, j doctor who gay now? How do we kill it? Uh, just don't watch it. You're gonna keep watching it Uh, and if you if you live in the uk don't watch broadcast television and stop playing paying your license fee You're gonna keep watching it. Don't lie to me. Uh, yeah, but I watch it at a friend's house So I don't pay for it Um The hero's fall would have been a fine arc for luke if it had been based on luke's episode six flaw He must believe in the goodness of his family and ben solo was just a bad seed who went rabid with luke unable to see it coming Could still be snook induced The problem with episode eight's hero's fall was that it was based on a character flaw luke didn't have So it was completely unreasonable to accept it happening off screen even off screen It even on screen. It would have been hard, but off impossible Yeah, like they could have done that they could have done they could have done of him falling based on a See me display. This is kind of the thing when like When ox they told us he was too trusting and that's why he's fucked now When ox are concerned most of the time there's still something about the character before and after the arc that stayed consistent um Just for example like walter white cares about his family both before and after his arc It's just that his uh, that's like a core motivation that gets altered over time as his primary Let's say fire for for why he's making the drugs and selling them and becoming more and more powerful. Um with luke though They were like he grew to Have like a thing that changed what everybody considers his core value And it's like you can't do that. That's not allowed You'd have to like justify that for a very long time that it's gonna take a long I'll do it. No, I'm gonna do it off screen That's good, right? That's good storytelling to do that off screen. Sorry. What did you say? I was saying no, I'm I am gonna do that and I'm You you cut out. Why did you do this to me? I am gonna do that and I'm gonna do it off screen. All right. Yeah I mean they did do it off screen. They only gave us what? Nothing must be good storytellers What do you call it when it's a flashback three times that's different that's only 10 seconds long? What is that off screen or is that on screen? But baller do you not think people change? No, jay.  Three, okay, so we times that by a billion You haven't changed at all That's three billion exactly three billion seconds is probably like at least a year. I haven't I haven't checked my calculator That's one of my favorite things that ever happened on this planet when wolf was like Tell me how it makes sense without saying he's old He's old. He's old So I stop it Um Okay, uh the dagger said imperial vault on end or moon Except the death star wouldn't have stayed there after completion Was the dagger made after episode six then why not have just abandoned.    I'll put you in the in the shoe You'll put me in the shoe. Fuck. That's my weakness What am I referencing with that? My brain feels like that's a thing Uh I don't I don't if it is I don't know what Chat is there a spooky thing People are put into that's referred to as the shoe in any media. Let me know if I'm referencing something without realizing it I'm gonna equally await what they say Me too, um Old-style x-wings didn't have a nav computer that could take a hyperjump without their astromech Red five is an old-style x-wing and ray had no astromech And tie fighters didn't have hyperdrives until thrones era. Where did they get these things? See now Funnily enough, I see stuff like that as like guys. Why would you even bother? Like you're highlighting things That if JJ Abrams did his very best and worked for a hundred years on a script. He wouldn't nail this stuff It just wouldn't happen like I'm imagining like That that's that's the kind of criticism that people think all of your criticisms are Yeah, I guess so Someone referenced the chokey. I I remember the chokey. I wasn't referencing that with the shoe chokey strokey Oh, you've seen Matilda, right? No Why would you assume that I've seen a thing? Because it was a film that I saw in school like several times. So I assumed that they tortured you with the same thing, but apparently not No, they didn't Someone's got your referencing efap 87, which isn't a thing yet Uh, I'm referencing orange is the new black. I haven't watched that show And I'm referencing Achilles shoe. I don't I don't think that's what I was going for Maybe maybe it's something that doesn't actually happen. I just thought that it would be that could be it. I don't know Maybe you have no brain someone suggested The scoville heat unit shu for shoe Yes, that was it Wood to ros have been objectively good if it ended with ray saying her last name was steamboat I think it would have been better if it ended with her saying You cut out. What did you say if it ended with her saying?  They were like, didn't she like not like luke? And it's like, well, she kind of liked him a little bit and she liked laia. So But laia's name was organa.  She calls herself that she tells people she based it after laia. They're like, you do know That's not her original name, right? Like that's the name she ran with too because Because they didn't bother with the world billy Nobody knows who anyone is because there's no willing building.  Probably not probably not, right? I don't think people would have known Um Well, that's a complicated thing actually because if you were the son of hitler and you killed him yourself And you said that america was the correct. Well, everybody else was the correct You might actually flaunt that in order to not only, uh Make yourself look non-guilty but also to try and spearhead the faction of hey Germany isn't a bad As a whole that we were the ones that defeated this monster and that we want recognition for rising up against him You know that sort of thing. I probably wouldn't proudly flaunt around the name hitler No, after the initial blast of you know, we're innocent. Don't kill us Can we try and reach some tisms after that you might walk through the streets and be like, yeah, you know My name is john smith John schmooch Nice and simple The entire movie was made backwards jg just thought up cool moments and then the writers would have to justify it Literally everything in the movie movie was made that way also babu frick literally babu frick babu frick Hey I mean hymn hymn c3po carried the movie. Okay, babu frick is very scottish humor as well I remember you saying that before you're trying to own him without any necessary membership Right mine give him back the welsh could have him. We're very rowdy No, we could And you're only saying no because you're racist Yeah, I don't deny that So this says ray steamboat applies blackface And then ray racism. I I know the racism joke You gotta we gotta keep evolving the joke because You hear too many of them at the same time the most played out one to me is the the ray shadow legends one Yeah, my favorite is my name is ray rape rape shadow That's just I want to see that film like just that being in the film. Okay Are there any actual other things that would be worse in the universe than going Ray's Wait worse than what sorry Uh ray that would have left a left a more bitter taste in your mouth so um What's funny is I would actually like to split myself into the two universes for ray solo and ray skywalker and see which One's more pissed off about the reveal Because I'm not even sure which one I hate more But other than those two I don't think anything can come close to those two if you know what I mean Like ray ray organa would be better Ray organa makes a lot more sense to me Uh Ray banks great I love that Then like ray dameron what about like a student face which says ray palpatine I'd fucking love that. My new eyes turned all sithy and she went ray palpatine And then the credits cut in and it says to be continued That would be the best thing ever everyone would love it Is that supposed to be alfred? Why are people memeing ralf's very fair point in this joker video? What is that about alfred? Ray ralf ralf This one says ray ray pissed Why should be pissed she's clearly happy she's won everything He's won everything she just needs to pee Uh, so ray is palpatine's granddaughter and in the canon doth vader was fathered by palpatine Meaning he's ray's uncle so ray and luke and lairs cousin and thus kyler's aunt There's a lot of things about that about how it's a big old incest I'm gonna I'm gonna be like I'm gonna click grab a glass and I'll be okay Everyone I know who like it actually ignore the previous movies or turn their brain off They say they are true star wars fans.  Hi rags and hi mohler. Hello I shall save that for mr. Raghu one momento Almost finished my meme video But I'm missing this a video essay Where a quote from a philosopher slash intellectual is cited like a bilbo quote in gadelb Not interested in parodies already looked into just right scorer video any suggestions Um brown table referencing carl mox in his video about what makes good art and if you can't Find the original because I think he deleted it You'll have to go to the efap where we cover it with metal and j longboner's guests I can't remember which number it is but his reference to carl mox is utterly hilarious and you should use it I'm back. Did you did you entertain my stream for me? Yes. I entertained your stream for you.  Yeah, it's not about me mispronouncing it a little Star killer base shields without hitting the ground and disintegrating seemed ridiculous thinking about hyperspace skipping by the way the stream peeked at Stream peeked at ten thousand seven hundred ninety nine viewers on that one Neat and look how far we've dropped now. We're at nine hundred people listening to this washed-up set of youtubers caught 938 Yeah, you see by even mentioning they're leaving We're encouraging people to leave now This is the true fans are in chat right now Press one in the chat if you're a true fan. That's that's where we're at jay. We got it. We got to be doing that. All right Makes complete sense I'm going to type two as well Uh ray ray square pants SpongeBob is turned on ray as well Caramel pre-chins um Even though Star Wars is science fiction The ships used to adhere to a strict rule system based on volume of reactor massive ship engine size weapon and shield energy consumption Etc Disney has completely thrown out the laws of physics out the window Throwing the laws of physics out the window agreed laws of physics are kind of bunk in in uh the sequel trilogy I think that's pretty cool though and I like it It's objective jay said he liked it. I'm sorry super chatter. He's he's betrayed you Uh, this is a question super chat. Chad. I mean, so I'm gonna save it One in a million yet the success rate is the most consistent thing in the sequel trilogy It's really dumb For the audience try listening to star destroyer bridge ambience while watching efap It makes it sound like the crew is hanging out on the bridge Drifting through space watching tizmy takes From the far reaches of the subjective regions of the galaxy. And what were you saying jay? I prefer TARDIS ambience, but I didn't realize there was star destroyer bridge ambience Yeah, I didn't know I'm not even in my I'm like, what does that sound like and I guarantee if I was to listen to it I'd be like, oh that makes sense I thought I'd recognize it but Okay, yeah, it's not actually like a Because like things like the TARDIS have like a steady hum Like you can you know what that sounds like, right? I think I do. Yeah um This isn't a steady hum.  There's a mouse droid That's like some offices like chatting in the background some footsteps There is a steady hum actually Was just at efap.me this efap mini is longer than about 60 percent of all of the efaps good rat indeed Also backstroke of the west not breath of the wild Oh, yeah, we did clarify that eventually watch that. It's really funny Wait, you've seen it and I haven't I have It's great. We just broke the laws of the universe I know We'll never be forgiven for this Uh I'm very pleased that someone is taking over wolf's role as designated angry rant guy shads a worthy candidate Oh, I don't think anyone's gonna be able to do what wolf was doing but offering alternatives There's got a few people who give good angry rants, but none. No one was like stepped I wouldn't say anybody could do shads rants like shad and no one can do wolf's rants like wolves, you know That's true Like no one can do jay's rants like jay.  You're too far away unless you're a super long man I am this the longest no because you read that thing out earlier that Said no long man can read it. So I've just realized that my longest series isn't like an hour and a half. It's three hours Well, this is the funny thing once I finish my tfa series That's probably gonna clock in at longer than joseph annison's series on Uh, the witcher which is supposed to be the longest man series that ever was ever And I'm like I do them all and I'm one movie you gotta get on my level joe And when I say that I permanently make sure that he'll never talk to me Because it's probably more offensive than calling him a massive He's never gonna he's never gonna speak ever again. Not just you Generally stop speaking. He's like i'm too offended to speak Uh Did you know that the star destroyers in palpatine's fleet aren't old imperious Imperial star destroyers. He hid away despite using sensors from the oldest division They are 800 meters long despite looking identical other than the gun.  That's the only input jj had He just turned back up occasionally said Oh shad is actually listening right now.  I hope everything's going well, uh throat wires, I suppose Uh, wait shad is in chat. You could answer some of the shad related question I should wait until you can speak in voice. That makes more sense. Um, dude, where is tfa critique or three? I'm supposed to be part three the editing on the first two parts is my favorite work you've done It's on the way and it shall have the same level of editing as those first two Uh, anyway, thanks for staying objective and not letting anyone influence you to say something irrational Keep up the good shit my friend. I've been irrational at some point. I'm pretty sure I'm friends with j. I think that's pretty irrational Thank you see he agrees. Um But yes, uh, thank you very much.  Okay Fight me.  Oh, right You know, I didn't know that was a rule. You didn't establish that in season one.  That's just outrage Two's time stamps from previous efab episodes play them in order and enjoy It's episode one and episode 15. Okay. I'm gonna save that and we will try and check that out at a time Where i'm more able to do something like that right now. I'm just i'm flubed and Jay, how long do you have in you? uh, well, I got up very I got up quite shortly before we went on stream, so quite a while Can't have you outlasting me. That's wrong It's happened before it's no shame name a single time that's ever happened this time Oh my god Blessed pipe man gay unicorn donut porno soon, please He has been thoroughly invited back to efab. I think he's dealing with a lot of personal tisms and and online tisms so I'm gonna give him time and space mr. Pipe man, but he will be welcome back whenever he wants to because Can't go wrong with a bit of the pipe man. Wouldn't you agree jay? uh, yes This says don rad cos is a tool.  Oh wait, I reread this one already. I remember this The correct amount of autism we okay literally, uh vader can't use force lightning because of his prosthetics I remember us talking about that I think that's not in the films But um, yeah, that's an inference right like we don't see him use Lightning and that you could assume it's because of the fact that he has a lot of electronics We don't see more use it. We only see duke and uh city as you think the common factor is being british and old Yeah, I knew it I knew it You have to be old I could actually buy that you have to be like a certain experience would be the word Yeah, that's that's the word I was looking for Uh Forgot to say hi mohler and hi raga gag laggers. I'm gonna save that for mr. Raga gagg gaggles Okay, that's I can't believe you just said that word. Have you guys looked at star wars lore channels on youtube? Not really Not really. Yes Oh j has there you go Occasionally not a lot He's done it occasionally. There you go guys. All right. Stop complaining. He does it occasionally Save for j j and vuda talks from doctor who I really like the doctor's zygon war speech But the end where the 13 where 13 essentially goes I've said this 13 times before undermines the scene for me um No, I think that like That makes it work because it's like Well, yeah, I can see how emotionally it would undermine this But it like meaning wise it it conveys a lot. It's like, yeah and you You cut out Uh meaning why is it conveys a lot of essential? I don't even listen to this like it's important for the meaning of the scene But the way it's delivered. Yeah, they could have done a lot better. I think Well in before major debate between you and that guy Uh bring it on I think this will be broadcast on bpc one at five or six p.m. Prime times wanted to afraid to acknowledge Acknowledge what?  It's like I don't know how long this is gonna be but It's long Okay, uh can't stick around to watch you live But wanted to make sure I took a moment to or a minute to thank you gentlemen for hosting this glorious show No pro blame Oh Guys I need help I've been keeping up with the dc crossover and there's been a moment or two where batwoman has been Likeable. I think i'm losing my mind. Please help Oh god, you might be losing your mind because we watched all five of them and we thought she was hilariously awful Um, I hope you're okay sir and uh Maybe you could reference what you did like about hussein so that we could be like. Oh, yeah, that wasn't terrible No, I think it's too late for you. It's too late for you apparently jay knows these things I can't say that I don't trust him because he knows I haven't seen it. I just know how about another joke colbin. Oh, that's referencing brexit And the election thingy that happened where he got Be out by the other people you remember that jay that wasn't that long ago politics exists politics, yeah It's like star wars, but you're not fake and lots of things that are real happen But the whole appeal of star wars is it's not real exactly so it's like star wars, but not that Force heal was in the eu it was fine It was not able to bring the dead back and saving from mortal wounds was high level and not everyone could do it That sounds better already raise not everyone you massage Raise a super powered high level jedi master who learned from books and a ghost layer. Okay geez Makes sense Also high rags ar pistols are fun. I'm going to keep that for rags, but since he's not here jay, can you answer that? uh, no There you go. There's your answer Force heal has been around for a while force heal Could be the Darth plague his ability mentioned in revenge of the sith But then it needs to be not only supremely difficult, but also dark side This is the thing if people forgotten that just because it exists in another thing it needs to be explained and it needs to be like There What in quote? No, you can't just invent it randomly This is this goes the same for force run fast by the way.  Yes, it does Then they they established that really quickly. Oh four speed is the thing never use it again ever throughout the nine films to the extent where to the extent where in episode nine someone was like Oh, I'm gonna do use four speed people in the audience and be like, what's that? The interesting is the thing that the prequels have that the sequels don't in terms of excuses Is the powers used by the jedi council slash jedi collective in the prequels Can theoretically be forgotten or not understood by future generations because they were wiped out and almost deleted by history Right in terms of the narrative as opposed to ray who's performing things that apparently thousands of jedi working together for generations couldn't figure out It's like what you can't do it that way.  It's just like I don't believe you. I don't believe that at all Ray invented force heal ray. Yes, and she taught kylo how to do it by healing him That's how that works Ray ray what ray sue?  I've never heard that criticism before Uh, I don't want to get controversial Whoa Ray poo Mary poo Mary poo Okay, uh Mud doesn't block thermal mythbusters Ooh That was a very controversial point about episode two. I mean it probably blocks it to a degree, right? It's just not completely or whatever. I don't even want to get into that again. That was a whole nightmare. We'll We'll avoid that for the moment Currently under a tornado warning and you guys show up. Thank you all for your criticisms and insight. You guys are awesome Oh, thank you. Um, I don't think that was directed at you j. I'm sorry. Oh I just assume that's my assumption. Well because it was positive. Yeah. Yeah. It was complimentary I understand. Yeah Obi-Wan did no force heal.  I don't know j help me understand it That's why you're here. That's why I hired you Uh, I hired you. I'm your manager Oh I guess I've got to explain it to you Predator lied to me No, that was a lot of really thick mud it totally counts Uh politics is just a kid's story about space wizards Oh That's changed my whole mind on all of the things pertaining to the open door poopage question from a purely pragmatic standpoint I prefer to close my door so the smell doesn't waft into the rest of my house I have no particular hang ups. Otherwise All right, I'll have to save that for rags He's gonna need to know that's what someone's thought about this is because it's an ongoing thing Rags needs to know all opinions about pooping with the door open or closed You understand right j? Yeah, okay. Anakin could have healed his mother and never turned No Yeah, that doesn't help anything by the way that that just Obi-Wan not healing quite God, but he apparently used it on luke later It's like question marks everywhere. I guess he learned it since oh, okay. So why didn't he tell luke about it? Because he he's dead Luke go to dagaboo It's not inference. It was confirmed canon years ago.  It was a hologram this whole time and if you were to say like That's why it makes sense that luke couldn't beat him because he was never actually there I'd be like what the It's like dude. It's in the law. Okay. He's confirmed.  It's not in the movies The second you make a movie in canon that follows these sequels or is in the series in some way Should perform that can justify all these things which by the way I don't even want to say it's impossible, but it's probably it's probably possible, right? Uh, you'd have to try it'll be tough But you can't just cite like some book to like see totally makes sense And um I'm actually much more okay with the idea of That being the extents of like force heal as in jay like cuts himself on a spoon a really sharp spoon So just it really sharp here.  I am the non-force character. Mola. What do I do? And I go don't worry rags is the force character. He can heal you and then rags walks up to you Put this hand on your arm goes.  You'll be fine.   I only think it changes a couple of times Is that buzzing from a fan? Yeah, I've got a fan on me right now. So I don't boil. I'm sorry if it's really annoying What? Warm where you are. No, I just get really warm no matter where I am I like I'm much more comfortable at what is essentially freezing temperatures. I'm a weird man I don't like you anymore. Well rags likes hot temperatures too.  Like wait, you mean I like no, I like normal temperatures Like I like keeping my flat at like 20 degrees. What is normal?  Yeah, well, I already established myself as a weird man. So that's irrelevant Okay Oh The fan is my favorite eFab guest. I know he's he's got strong opinion um, okay Dude dude dude a friend of mine And mega star wars fans said luke never learned how to force pull in a new hope But he did it in the empire strikes This they've got t e s h the empire strikes hard What what did you do? Okay, you have to hear the funny There we go, you can ask me questions now So they wanted to mention the empire strikes back And they they initialized it as t e s h and I read that as the empire strikes hard That's very amusing to me Okay, so he said luke learned never learned how to force pull in a new hope But he did in the empire strikes back therefore re doing all the force techniques and tfa is justified so This is just what people call I guess extrapolation Now what do we know about so it depends on where you're coming from this app Does luke know how to do it and does the force have the capabilities of this thing? So Let's attack the latter first because it's easier A lot of people describe the force telekinesis stuff as like a retcon in the empire strikes back Even though vader strangled somebody with the force. So We're done already. That's telekinesis right there. You can't choke somebody at a distance with your fist or hand whatever Without telekinesis unless you've got a clampy device on them that's controlled with your arm That doesn't make any sense. You know what I'm saying And so how does luke know how to do it then like well mind control and he's like stopping Stopping Controlling as mine. I refuse to believe that under accordance with law 7 7 6 0 3 I just destroyed you with facts and I destroyed your destruction with facts and logic No, you don't Fine. Anyway um So with the luke one like what does luke know as of a new hope like okay, so we had the basic introduction about the force from obi one That it's like you know a thing that like is everywhere and stuff and is a part of everything and all that All that jism. I'm not saying jazz. I'm saying jism. That makes more sense. Trust me. I agree also that um obi one Like like becomes a part of the surrounding lifeness once he's dead Implying again, but it's like this whole this whole thing. It's like a field if you will And then that he can use the force to perfectly direct his missiles Into the death stars exhaust port How do you do that without concluding some form of telekinesis? Hmm And then finally he reaches for his lightsaber in the empire strikes back and Tell me jason. Tell me j bonio. Tell me Joy Jake Lloyd you could that could be your name. I'm Jake Lloyd When reaching for something desperately and chain up right more and it's just out of your reach If it started to shake and move toward you And you felt something Magical in you.    Yeah Oh my god. Oh my god. I might have something going on here. Oh my god I would be like I already knew that I could do that and then luke Concentrates and he pulls it out and grabs it right compare that to Maybe I can control people's minds Like what you can't just randomly conclude that let us You have to do better than that. It's ridiculous. Yes, you can No And so that is my argument for a new hopes development of the force versus The force awakens Retardation of the force Thank you for coming to my TED talk You can find pamphlets Given out as you exit the the room. There you go I think people suggested the narrow vid because a he's usually quite good and b A possible convo would be civil and interesting ultimately though Misses what makes it bad Yeah, I mean I don't as far as I heard from people who are fans of him. He wasn't happy with our coverage Oh If he wants to talk I am totally okay with that, but I which one is that? He's the one who made the a guide to the last jedi and it just had all of the same arguments we've covered over the past two years It was really frustrating Yay You realize that you don't need snokes backstory because you didn't need emperor palpatine's backstory. It's like Oh, oh boy Oh my head it hurts Please send it to the doctor Oh, wait, you haven't we still haven't covered that we intend to we still haven't covered the video Sure, you will have your time sir. I remember when I was like I want to be on for that and then I may be about it Actually, I've now that I've made my video about it. Um, when you guys end up covering it I don't know if I feel like a If it's in two years from now, will you be interested? I've said what I want to say about it and hang on Fine, we will okay, so I went from when you guys cover that can I be on you like you should And then I was like, oh, I waited a while and I was like, no, I don't want to be on anymore and this was Um 11 months ago Exactly times change. Thanks for coming to my TED talk They didn't deny it. See it's true. Yeah times do change.  All right The sequels are throwing in force powers from legacy without training or an explanation the same way the books and comics did That's irritating I agree super chatter from whenever that may have or may not have been sent Jay use your powers. When was that sent? yesterday well You can't just ask me to use my powers, man. Well, I just did we're gonna do great The roaring sound of a rhino when it explodes its milk into a Wakandan farmers fourth point of contact What's the fourth point of contact? Is this like is this a dirty thing? So your first point is sight second point is hearing third point is is touching and fourth point is tasting Oh That's what I just said is totally the truth. It couldn't possibly be anything else What what is it then?  I don't remember anymore It's too we've been going for longer than metal stream was like that's It's intense. I don't know what's happened They supersede on screen at the start of tpm Oh super speed. Yes.    And so I think they concluded like They have super speed No, you can't do that though.  That's my favorite thing. No Yeah, you feel like there's got to be a better answer Yeah, like at the point I just cut away from them and then cut to the Like they got away Yeah, you you cut to the people in the control room saying We lost the transmission, sir.  Not the first one. What are you doing? Grievous go away Jesus ruining everything I found you guys a couple months after my fiance died Oh, I can't express fully how amazing you are and what you've done for me stay incredible you massives Um, I'm very glad that we can provide any and all uh entertainment Flash enjoyment and I'm very sorry that your wife has died or did die. Uh, that is the big suck Yes, um This one just says and this isn't relation to any other super chat or something we were saying It just says if I see that I will cry I don't know what that's to do with Oh Hyperspace collisions have always been a thing though. Otherwise, why would they bother navigating around planets and stars? You can make any number of reasons for why that's a thing and uh, the one of the bigger things would just be that if you you just get like Perforated out of the fucking hyperspace and you just get poofed Like it doesn't necessarily do damage to the planet If you were to crash into one or a star you just go Um, that's what I do normally and what I've already I've talked about this before I think we all have It's that if someone said to you like surely it would do something To travel in hyperspace into a ship And if that does nothing Surely it would do something to have a millennium falcon open up hyperspace inside a star destroyer Like what would that do to it and these are questions we're not allowed to answer All of the other episodes have chosen not to answer that question because if you answer it And you answer it in a way that means that it could be weaponized significantly you fuck all of the other ones up That is your answer. Okay And I get it it's like but that's not very Clever and it's like, yeah, I know you have to write it better than that from the get go But you're not dealing with that you're dealing with a universe That only uses hyperdrive as a form of travel Okay, non weaponized So if you choose to weaponize it you have to come up with an extremely specific set of circumstances in order to do so I just agree. I think and what they choose to do is one in a million. That's their justification and that's not good enough In fact, it doesn't make any sense Also, wait, what did you disagree with? everything Anything specifically No, just all of everything that you said ever literally all of the every one Everything you've ever said, I disagree. I'm now gonna refer to the statement I made where I said jay was a good person Are you gonna take that back or are you gonna Be like alt altruistic altruist. No, I'll own it and then I'll refer to you saying that everything I've said is wrong Oh Yeah, I'm sorry guys. Jay does not think he's a good person I think I'm a great. Hey chat remember that time where I said jay makes some good videos Apparently doesn't you know, I don't I make I don't make some great videos exclusively great videos See nailed it Oh, but I was referring to the statement that was made Just before a different statement, which was jay only makes incredible videos. And so I guess that's an incorrect Only make incredible Okay, fine. So that was that was a statement that was made right before the more significant one, which was People can enjoy to continue this like jay's videos. So rip No, they they can they must You on that wrong you're a totalitarian dumpal fork Yeah I owned you No, the problem with Leia is she puts herself into a force shield and then force pulls herself to the star crew Moving at full speed with no training No way. That's wrong because you said it. I mean force shield though. Like no All right. Yeah, I there's infinite issues with that moment carry on continue to be wrong princess chimpan Leia Okay Episode three of Mandalorian was bad directed by debora choy who is going to work on kanobi 2020 optimistic I don't know that's on pause right now. Isn't it like nobody knows what's happening with it? That's what I heard This one's directed at rags. So I shall keep it Regardless of whether or not leo would survive space the explosion would have killed her anyway tldr Did a good video on it true? And everybody who cites like that's one of the things narrow did he was like Um, she she would have survived. I googled it.  It's hilarious Like j i'm gonna tell you this and this is this is some knowledge. All right, take care of this Don't go into the vacuum of space Okay, with with with what was the most of that just nothing just don't go into the vacuum space with nothing It won't be good. You'll feel bad. Okay About what just everything Oh You're gonna be in a position where you're like, man, this this don't this doesn't feel good. Oof Will it be like a tingly sensation? In your toesies. Yes. Will it taste mayonnaise? Oh, man. Look at this super chat. Mola, please tell Shadiversity to study up on vikings I love most of his content, but his vids on viking culture are so misinformed It makes me question the validity of anything he's ever said Whoa If Shad's still in chat, he's gonna find that upset and I think I'm gonna be like, excuse you. I lived with the vikings I don't think he'd set up, but it would be close. I'm going to tell people that that's a secret true Paying to put I google it I googled it in the next gadelb Oh, I think that's in there because the audio is already done. I'm pretty sure that's in there if I remember Uh, what? What Oh, you know when you do the whole hey google thing?  I can't help you with that, but I'm learning every day I As if one day she'll be able to help me with that request Shad's asking which videos I'm assuming you don't know and it's no. Well the message simply References your well, they should be in chat. They only just sent it just goatee muck a goat face They believe that your information relating to vikings is inaccurate. I don't know which video right Someone just said an all-capture. Where is rag? Rag is dead. He'll be back once he wakes up. He's been bored Uh long man, please tell rags.  You gotta admit though. They're a cool name, right? Right. Uh, yes. It's a decent name What do you mean decent? It's fine. It it works What do you mean? Well, I give it like a seven out of ten. It's just fine works. It's good What do you mean? I'm going to scream now Uh, so out of 1000 what would the number be? Pi So you're gonna say 700 and then my response would be wow So it was seven out of 10 to the point of being like seven point zero zero zero out of 10 really No, you expect your mistake was expected. I hate you and your beliefs I know Uh, he could google others from death, but not himself That's a reference to that star war movie Oh, this is probably the narrow video ones I want because some of these are from the wolf stream, but they're all supposed to be non-directed to wolf Uh, since wolf doesn't like money can the money from my last super chat go to a charity of his choice instead I'm not Gonna filter super chats into charities from different people's choice. In fact the newest um We read out all the super chats that were meant for him recently And he does explain his position on like super chats that are being directed Uh weirdly like seriously if you wanted money to go to a charity don't like Put them into a super chat for a channel because YouTube take a huge portion of it to begin with. Yeah It's a really bad idea if that was your goal, I mean Also, that's why I'm not doing a charity stream like I would do charity streams, but YouTube takes it all so I'm just gonna encourage charities and I'm not sure how to go about that Direct name question mark seven out of ten question mark kill him.   I guess you didn't even fight back on that. All right I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna go.  He said I bet it's about viking and padded armor and they can fight me on that one I don't know if you wish to fight yeah It's tough to fight shadow or something like this, but if you want to he is in chat right now No, I mean in general. I don't think I'd want to fight shad. Well if we had A death star and we were Basilians of miles away from his planet and he had no way to escape the planet. I think we'd win right? Maybe but It's only like a 60% win rate Oh, it's not great odds, but yeah Uh What if the safe word is the n word? Okay, can you answer that safe word? For what? What do you mean for what?  Yeah Well, that's no you cut it's going on a bind there at that point I'd be like you should have chosen a better safe word. That would be my objective opinion Oh shads going at it every single viking war gambesons including their babies Yes viking raider babies They wore them when Copulating going to toilet farming and were dressed in them when buried It was without a doubt the most common type of clothing and armor they wore even for shoes viking gambeson shoes The baby version were viking baby gambeson shoes because the babies needed shoes more than anyone else Now viking gambeson baby socks. Well, that's just ridiculous What I don't even know I I'm too far gone. I this stream could actually stop any bit it now because I'm very close to dying No, but it wouldn't stop if you died it would just carry on. Well, no because I would hit end stream just before dying because I'm very considerate Uh, who's objectively worse rose or jar jar as a character rose I think oh, yeah rose. She's like Rose is awful, right rose Jar Jar is fine.  He's just annoying. Yeah, like he's consistent There's nothing inconsistent about jar jar. Like if you don't like him, that's totally fair, but I think that he makes a lot more sense than rose does that would be my perspective until I give a rewatch the old Prequels as they call them Uh, jar jar is unironically objectively good fight me Jay, do you want to fight him? No, I'm good All right jay watch lord of the rings right after the stream you massive No, I'm gonna be working on a video on the stream I'm sorry jay said no The main problem with being unprotected in space is that it that it's a vacuum Which is an excellent insulator and therefore and radiation You absorb cannot be dissipated easily one side of you would freeze While you cooked alive on the other That is the clip I played actually in the tfa part two I uh, there was like this this is a video you can still watch right now of an astronaut explaining what happens when you get launched into the vacuum of space That's like all Exactly jay that's exactly what I said.   But um If there is a source of like Radiation well, there's always a source of radiation space right of some kind I don't know the point was that it was a very interesting thing to listen to because it was like Oh my god. He may as well have said Leia would definitely have died even though it wasn't about star wars whatsoever Yeah, it's a movie about space wizards intended for children.  I googled it bill bowby one could noggin's Bill bowby one Uh The dawn did nothing wrong. I googled it. You wouldn't need to google that everyone just knows that's true That's just a truth. Yeah If there are fundamental laws of reality the dawn doing nothing wrong is one of them Even if he commits a genocide, it's like it would have been right They would alter it would alter reality to make genocide. Okay. I mean It wouldn't be the dawn did something wrong Uh Panning some community activities together on the efab facebook page if anyone is interested Watch slash gaming together push the button etc debates are gay There you go. You want to get into some efab group related stuff? You can find that on the facebook that's relating to it. I don't run that but uh Somebody does you you probably able to find it. I hope so Is it possible to learn this power? Not from a jedi I googled it Hey been listening since episode five so finally decided to give something in return don't bless Thank you very much sir Slash madam, of course Have you guys have you guys looked at star wars law channels on youtube? We actually answered that a little bit ago and the answer was no I was wondering Many of them have used the law most of the books games tv shows comics and etc from legends and new disney canon to defense Yeah, I mean we get that here like defenses for the films through third party content, which just doesn't work Your story cannot rely on being stilted upward by other things.  Knowing his first name is what makes the pregles work and that's how you know they work is because you knew that his name was she Yeah Um I think I'm gonna read this last super chat and then I'm gonna call it quits because I am dying Wow Weak, I know well who's Who's your least favorite content creator on youtube jay go fist?  He's the top scorer. Are you not liking a youtube channel? probably Like I can't think of anything worse Like he's actively encouraging people to believe Depression doesn't exist And that you shouldn't seek medical help if you have depression. It's pretty harmful. What if we discounted him? Who's next? Uh You Yeah, that's fair Hmm. I'm trying to think of who I would shoot. I feel like the question's gunning Like who's my least favorite out of the sort of camp that we kind of cover on ifa being the video essay people Yeah, as opposed to who's the least favorite in general because I could just like there's a lot of easy picks Or like worst youtubers I go nisi on for example But oh, yeah, he's a good one If we were going from like least favorite as opposed to like objectively most inaccurate or objectively most misinformed person Literally just the one that I find to be my least favorite out of all like the kind of people we cover on ifap um That's a tough question actually because I'm drawing up a lot of People in my head where I'm like, oh, it's kind of on par with them. It's on par. I don't necessarily think they're the worst Um I feel bad that I can't you know what? I'm gonna save this question Uh for another one where I can spend more brainpower on it and potentially have a group of people to be able to discuss this with Because jay's answer was terrible like the worst possible answer you could have gone it was worthless But in response to that but the next one says I'm gonna ma here's something so anyway And that's like you because you keep cutting out. That's you Oh So anyways guys You didn't cut out when you said that Good And that catches me up and like I said, I am exhausted. This was a random six and a half hour stream that came out of nowhere We have managed to cut another chip a portion out of the overflow I'm happy about that because we're getting there. We're approaching completion. It's going to take another Few things I'm not going to say how long myself because I don't actually know judging from how much we got left I don't I don't know But I got plenty of Things to say for to tell rags about when he gets back on the next stream, which should be theoretically saturday two days and 10 hours from now, right? That's how long so 48 58 hours from now should be another e-fap stream And that's the one you're supposed to be on jay. Are you still up for that? Which one it's the one where we look at the I hit everything conversation Oh, yeah, I can be on that That's you but you sound like Okay nailed it You didn't even deny that the impression was one to one We're not we're not live anymore, right? No one heard that. No one heard it.  He would know Santa just know a lot of things. All right, so this is going to go unlisted tomorrow meaning today Geez, this is weird.  If you want to see the first half of it. It was on metal stream I'm tempted to chop that up into its highlights because a lot of funny shit happened Yes, we played a lot of party games and a lot of people were there you should go check it out on metals Backlog if you go to his twitch channel Which if you don't know how to get to just type metal commander is one word and then twitch And look at his latest stream. It'll have all of us there. Um, we do stuff for like four hours or more So if you're bored And you can put someone on the background I would recommend that right now because that's like the newest tisms I'm probably going to Download it and turn it into an efap eu in about a month's time. So you have to look forward to but um Until then what else is there? Oh, yeah efap watching infinity part five I believe ben is close to finishing the editing on that one. He's he's on the way He said he was having difficulty with it because it's like there's a couple There was a couple like I think gaps or fuck ups in it as in on my end when we were recording it I can't remember if some tisms happened Um, but he's sorting it It's gonna i'm probably gonna release it the day that he gets it done editing wise and in the meantime Him doing that has allowed me to uh carry on with the tfa editing part three Shall be coming to theaters near you Eventually I can't really uh, you know Didn't say when because I'll never know I said link it, please. Can't you just type metal commander One word into google and twitch Okay, you do that it takes you to twitch then you go to his videos and then you look at the latest one It's very easy and besides knowing this information will help you in future if ever you need to do this Right, I'm teaching. Okay. I'm a teacher This is a teaching moment. All right, so I'm very tired now. Uh, thank you For hanging out for as long as you did j. I don't know why you did it. You're a weird person Uh, yeah, I I don't know either Uh, the last super chat says only six and a half hours. You're joking, right? Uh, yeah, he's not being he's not being a good boy today. I'm sorry. This the short has infected me um Honey just said you missed a super chat. It's the guy who said that I just did it Um, but anyway, okay. Goodbye everyone Uh, sleep well with Bye jay say bye Bye. Bye jay say bye.