Lux presents Hollywood. Lever Brothers Company, the makers of Lux Toilets Hope, bring you the Lux Radio Theatre, starring Alan Ladd, Howard De Silva, MacDonald Carey, and Wanda Hendricks in Two Years Before the Masked. Ladies and gentlemen, your producer, Mr. William Keely. Greetings from Hollywood, ladies and gentlemen. While naturally I don't know what your reading preferences are, I'm quite sure that almost all of us have at some time in our lives thrilled to the story of Two Years Before the Masked, Richard Henry Dana's violent saga of Adventure on the High Seas. Tonight we present the first green version of Two Years Before the Masked from Paramount Studios with four of Paramount's outstanding stars, Alan Ladd, Howard De Silva, MacDonald Carey, and Wanda Hendricks. If you remember Dana's book, you may recall that when he arrived in California from round the Cape, one thing which impressed him was, and I quote, the beautiful complexions of its women, which they guarded with large mantillas worn about the head. Well, I'm sure visitors to California are still impressed by the loveliness of our women, who nowadays guard those beautiful complexions with luck soap rather than with mantillas. However, that can't be said of California only. Luck soap and beautiful complexions go together wherever wise and lovely women live. It's time to weigh anchor with Two Years Before the Masked, starring Alan Ladd as Charles, Howard De Silva as Captain Thompson, MacDonald Carey as Dana, and Wanda Hendricks as Maria. Boston Harbor, 1835. The Breed Pilgrim has just tied up at the wharves of the Stuart Shipping Company after a record-breaking voyage from California. First aboard her is the ship's owner, who goes at once to the cabin of Captain Thompson. Captain Thompson, congratulations, congratulations. Thank you, thank you, sir. It's been 130 days out of Monterey. It'll be a long time before anyone breaks this record. I'll break it myself, Mr. Stewart. Someday I intend to set a record that no sailing ship will ever equal. Here are the ship's papers, sir. Oh, and a death certificate, one of the crew. Another death? Yes, two days off Rio, I buried them at sea. Couldn't you have put them ashore? That would have meant entering and clearing a foreign port. It would have cost five days of good winds without knowing if the man would have benefited. Thank you, Mr. Stewart. What are you looking at, Mr. Stewart? That document on the wall. That document is my dismissal from the United States Navy. A unique ornament, is it not? Let me read it to you. Mr. Francis Thompson, late Captain, United States Navy, New York. Sir, you are hereby dismissed from the Naval Service of the United States. They waste no words, do they? I'll sign your papers, Captain. Mrs. Stewart and I would like very much for you to join us at dinner this evening. I wish I could accept so, but I'll not be able to. My son is home for a change. I'd like for Charles to meet you and to do him good. You may not be aboard ship as long as we're in port, if he cares to visit the pilgrims. You don't know Charles. He has time only for gambling and carousing, however... I'll consider it a favor if you'll have the ship loaded for sea as soon as possible. The cargo is all ready. You may sail as soon as you sign the crew. Oh, there's one bothersome item. I've been asked to have you put in at Pernambuco, Brazil, and pick up two passengers for San Francisco. Pass? Passengers? The ship isn't fit as a carry passenger. I know, but one of them is related to an important official we can't risk offending. May I put it up Monterey first? I all means try for your record. I'm sorry about this, Captain. It's bound to delay you. I'll still break the record. Well, I'll see you tomorrow, Captain. Good day, sir. Mr. Amazine! Aye, sir. Come here. With any luck, we'll sail before the end of the week, re-sign the old crew. I'll have trouble doing that, sir. Well, get those you can. Replace the others. We'll need 15 new men at least, sir. We'll see that you get them, Mr. Amazine. Now, look here, Charles. I appreciate your showing us the Boston waterfront, but after all... It's a matter, Harry. It's tavern a little too rough for you. I thought you were going to show us your father's ship. Yes, the one that broke the record. Later, maybe. But you said she was sailing at midnight. Let her sail. Right now, I'm going to have another drink. Oh, waiter! Not a serious thought in your head, is there, Charles? When are you going to settle down and go to work? You know, I have it all figured out. Never. I have all the time in the world and my father, all the money. He'll make it. I'll spend it. Well, suppose you spend it in some other place than this.  Oh, sit down, my friend. We're going to have another drink. Don't upset yourself, Mr. Amazine. I promised I'd find you 15 men for the pilgrim and 15 I'll deliver. The pilgrim sails at midnight tonight, Mr. Bola, tonight. We're paying you to get us a crew. Still two hours. Now, let's see. We brought nine men aboard that floating piece of perdition already. Poor, poor lad. It's wicked enough to shang I am in, Mr. Amazine, let alone to serve on the pilgrim.  You'll wake up and see with the rest of them. Now, then, nine men at $12 each comes to... You'll get your money when we've got the others. Come on, let's get over to the bar. Break out the rum bar, Keith. A drink for every man in the town. Drink up, mate. Drink up. Compliments are the finest. Brig did ever drop hook in Boston Harbor. Wait a minute. You wouldn't be looking for a crew, would you? I'm signing cracker Jack Seaman for a champion passenger on the horn. Mr. We know your ship. She's a bad ship and a hungry one. I'll have none of your rum. Don't listen to him, man. Pull a drink with me. I will. I'll sail on your ship. You're Mr. Amazine, aren't you? That's right, mate. What's your name? Richard Dana. Oh, uh, you're making a mistake, sailor. I don't think so. What did you say? Oh, I was just advising that gentleman not to sign on the pilgrim. Where are you now? Look at him, mates. A daisy, lace on his shirt. Get out of here. In good time. But first, I'd like to talk to that sailor. I said get out of here. Move aside, Mr. Amazine. I'll teach it a buddy in fancy drawers. So he's a fighter, is he? Stand back, lads, and watch the fun. Crew's on deck, Captain Thompson. Thank you. Thank you, Mr. Amazine. All hands. Attention. Attention. We've been at sea a few hours only, but it has already come to my attention that some of you have stated that you boarded my ship against your will. That is a lie. And I will tolerate no repetition of it. Every one of you has either signed his name or his mark agreeing to sail. I made no mark. Not at half of us. Amazine did it, sir. Shanghai. I will pretend that neither of you men was so foolish as to interrupt me. Those who anew aboard will soon learn that I demand but one thing of a crew. Complete submission to authority. Authority being vested in myself, in Mr. Amazine, the first officer, and in Mr. Foster, the second officer. Mr. Foster, do you have the prisoner? Aye, sir. Peter Bellimer. And what's the charge? On finding himself aboard ship, he attacked Mr. Amazine with a knife. Bellimer, the punishment for attacking an officer is 20 lashes, well laid on. And you will be confined in chains on quarter rations until it is considered that you've learned your lesson. Mr. Foster, you will count the strokes. Mr. Amazine, carry out your orders. Aye, aye, sir. One. Two. Three. Captain Thompson. What are you doing on the quarter deck? Who are you? I want to talk to you. I'm Charles Stewart. Come back to your watch. I said my name is Stewart. My father owns this ship. So? I demand that you take me back to Boston, put me ashore. How long will it take? About a year if we're lucky. There's no time for jokes. One of the things I never take to see is a sense of humor. Your mark is signed on the ship's articles. I don't make marks. I sign my name. I was Shanghai. The law doesn't require me to be on authority on signatures. You'll serve as one of the crew and be treated as one. I don't intend living with that rabble. You'll take me back or lose command of the ship. Mr. Stewart, whether I remain in command of this ship or any other ship is a little moment. But as long as I do command her, you may be sure that I will... I shall remain her captain and that she will stay on her course. Mr. Amazine. Turn him through with a crew. I'll put the kettle down, Dooley. Come on, mates. You got to eat sooner or later. Even this stuff. Yeah, it may be moldy, Michael. We'll think of Bellamer changing the hold on quarter rations. I haven't forgotten about Bellamer. And one of these days... Do you mind your tongue? That sneak and skunk foster is just waiting to pin something on us. This food. Do they eat this foster in Amazine, Captain Thompson? I don't laugh. The enemy's never been to sea before. I'm a farmer. My wife, my children, they don't know where I am or what to do. Buck up. Easy. Buck up. I'll let him alone. Dana, come and fill your plate. Besides, this is no time to be writing letters home. This is no letter I'm writing. What is it then? Well, it's a sort of diary, I suppose.  I told you he was crazy. I want to write about this ship. And the men who sail it. Why? All those, Stuart. I thought you were on watch. I am, but I'm hungry. I'll go on watch after I eat. You call this food? Maybe you'll be feeding with the captain since you're the owner's son. Yeah. And since when have you been willing to sit down with us? With common sailors? I've avoided it so far. I can avoid it still longer. I'm going up on deck. What are you doing in there? I'm a stowaway, Mr. Stuart. How do you know my name? I'm Sam Huber, sir. I worked in your father's office. But I always wanted to go to sea. Why? I wanted to live on a ship. And now I'm on one. Yes, and what a ship. And just what are you going to do? Well, I thought you might explain to the captain on account of he works for your father. I'm afraid I can't, son. I don't seem to carry much weight for the captain. Well, someone's coming. It's too late to cook. Get down the door. So you don't like my cooking, Mr. Stuart? No, I don't. Well, I don't think so. It's the grub they give me to cook. But this is different. Here in the pot. Take a sniff of this. Roast chicken, Mr. Stuart. And the nearest you'll get to it till you're ashore again. Who's that chicken for? For his mightiness, Captain Thompson. Oh, the mates get fancy cooking too. I take them theirs later. He's gone, Sam. It was chicken, wasn't it? I never knew I could get so awful hungry. When did you eat last? It's been so long I can hardly remember. So the mates get chicken later, do they? And it's in the galley now.  All hands are on deck, Sam. Thank you. Thank you, Mr. Amazine. Gentlemen. This is the second occasion I found it necessary to muster this crew for reasons of discipline. One of you has stolen the mate's food from the galley. I do not propose to go to the trouble of individual question and search. But if the thief does not step forward at once, I shall presume the entire crew guilty, and you will be put on hard tack and water until further orders. Well? Very well then. So it shall be. Take over, Mr. Amazine. Go below the watch. Watch on deck, turn two. Stuart. What do you want, Mac?  Why don't you speak up and take what's comedy? Why should I? There ain't a sailor alive who'd do it. You just under your shipmates. I saw you. You were standing there by the dory.  Yes. Yes, roast chicken, Mac, and I. I found it very tasty. And now you're going after and report it was you who stole it. If you don't, we'll take care of you right here. Let him alone, men. Turn him loose. Why? Because you could beat him to a pulp, but it wouldn't teach him anything. He isn't worth dirtying your hands. Just keep out of our way, Stuart. That won't be too difficult, Dana. Come on. Let's get below. Right to the dory, Captain. There he was, sir, this boy. Stow away all you. What's your name? Sam Hooper, sir. He had this pan with him, sir. That's where our chicken went. Did you steal it? Well, I... Yes, sir. I was awful hungry. And why did you board this ship? I want to be a sailor, sir. Oh? Very laudable ambition. Sign him on as a Captain, boy, Mr. Foster. Oh, and, uh, you can put the crew back on Russian. Aye, aye, sir. Thank you very much, sir. Come along, you. Your writing coming, Dana. Oh. Oh, pretty good, Maxon. What's that you've just written? This? This is about Belimer. Oh. His punishment was sickening. A human being made in God's likeness lashed like a beast. How long he will live is hard to say. Sometimes I'm able to steam to the hold and give him a little bread and water. That's as far as I've gone. Uh, I've been thinking about you, Dana. We had a young fellow last trip called Dana, too. He died a few days out.  I know. He was my brother. Your brother? You almost like writing, Dana. Yes, I do, Mr. Foster.  It's gonna be a book. I don't know. Maybe. Can I see it sometime? I hope you will, Mr. Foster. Sometime. Thanks. Look forward to it. Mr. Dana. Oh, hello, Sammy. Mr. Dana, why don't you and the rest of the men like Mr. Stewart? You like him, Sammy? Yes, sir, I do. Even though he let you take the blame that day for stealing the chicken? But nothing happened to me, Mr. Dana. Besides, he stole it for me. But he ate it? Just one piece, Mr. Dana. He made me eat all the rest. Sam, what are you trying to tell me? Well, I was hiding in the door and I told him how hungry I was. Is this the truth? Yes, sir. It's the truth. Thanks, Sammy. I want to apologize, Stewart. After Sammy told me what really happened, I forget it. Doesn't matter. But it does matter. And I'm afraid you'll learn how much it matters before this voyage is out. Anything else, Nina? Nothing except I've... Battle stations. Just drill. Better look lively, though. Macklin tells me the captain takes this very seriously. Enough work on this ship. We've got a fool with a cannon. Break out back so he can play. He's still in the Navy. Instead of being kicked out. Uh-huh. Watch out, here comes Amazine. Why, you bills, come. You aren't fit to try the same deck with him. I suppose it's being kicked out was a mistake. It's no mistake when the captain of a 20-gun sloop sinks a 48-gun frigate, standing there with a quarter-deck bean shot to splinters around him till he goes down wounded. And this master gunner runs to help him. And the next day, given the gunner 20 lashes for leaving the station during action. And you gave him the flogging. I got the flogging. Number one gun. They don't court Marshal a captain. They sink the ship twice its size. No, but they do. He's always disobeying admirals. But he knew more and fought better than all the admirals put together. Number two gun. Don't stand by. Mr. Amazine. Number four gun ready, sir. Hold your fire. Where's Mr. Foster? At number three gun, sir. Mr. Foster is not on deck. Send a man below and find him. Aren't you at your post, Mr. Foster? You had six minutes to go to the powder magazine and return. I was returning from the magazine, sir, when Stuart hit me. Is this true, Stuart? Yes, sir. I hit him twice. Mr. Amazine, ring that man up. Why'd you hit him, Mr. Stuart? What happened? It doesn't matter now, Sammy. Better get up, Stuart. Mr. Amazine dismissed from battle stations. Form all hands to witness punishment. Secure.  Stuart. The punishment for striking an officer is 20 lashes, well laid on. Disobedience to orders and battle practice, 10 lashes. If the offense had been committed in battle, you would have been hanged. In view of the obvious fact this is your first voyage, I propose to remit 10 lashes. Mr. Amazine, have the cooks stand by with some brine. Mr. Foster, help the 20 list ropes. Aye, aye, sir. Get the salt cook and leave the cabin boy in the galley. Proceed with the punishment. Aye, aye, sir. One, two, five, six. Voyage, Mr. Foster. Seven, nine, to see it out. Ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen. In a moment, we'll return with the second act of two years before the mast. Meanwhile, here's Libby Collins, our Hollywood reporter. What's on your list tonight, Libby? Ride the pink horse, Mr. Keely. A wooden horse on a merry-go-round in a little New Mexican town. Oh, you're talking about the new universal international picture. That's it. I was completely charmed with the set the studio had built. And as you know, Mr. Keely, they reproduced an entire New Mexican village at fiesta time. Ride the pink horse has the unusual distinction of being directed by its own star, Robert Montgomery. And Bob does a wonderful job in both capacities. It's an exciting story of a war veteran and a gang leader with Andrea King playing, of all things, a gangster sweetheart.  I could hardly imagine her in such a role. I see such a versatile actress. She makes the part entirely convincing. And furthermore, in any role she plays, I can say she has glamour. You know Andrea King. What do you think John Kennedy? I'd enjoy seeing her in any role. She has real beauty, cameo-like features set off by a lovely luxe complexion. And she told me just how she cares for that delicate skin of hers. Active leather facials with luxe toilets, hope Libby? You're right, John. Every single day. Here's what she does. Smooths the fragrant luxe soap lather well in, rinses with warm water, then cold, and pats with a soft towel to dry. She says it's amazing the way skin takes on fresh, new loveliness. No wonder nine out of ten famous screen stars recommend these beauty facials with luxe toilet soap. They're such a wonderfully effective care. Recent tests show that. Skin specialists found that actually three out of four complexions improved in a short time with daily luxe soap care. So here's a suggestion for the ladies in our audience. Try these active leather facials regularly. Remember, gentle luxe toilet soap is Hollywood's own complexion care. Doesn't your complexion deserve it too? Here's Mr. Keely at the microphone. We continue with two years before the mass, starring Alan Ladd as Charles, Howard the Silver as Captain Thompson, MacDonald Carey as Dana, and Wanda Hendricks as Maria. The Briggs Pilgrim, full canvas to the wind, whips through the South Atlantic, ships and crew alike under Captain Thompson's iron hand, straining for a new speed record. Below in the folxel, Charles Stewart lies on his bunk. Is that you Dana? Yes. Don't try to move. I must feel like fire. Who brought me down here? Macklin and Sam and I. Thanks. We do the same for any shipment. Stewart, when battle stations were sounded, I hit my book carefully away. Now it's lying out on my bunk. That's what started my fight with Foster. I saw him down here. He'd taken your book. Why didn't you report him? You might have saved yourself the flogging. Hitting him was worth it. House Bellimer, he's dying down in that hole. Do you have any idea where we are? Off Brazil. We'll be putting in a pen and duke soon. We'll be able to get ashore, get fresh food. Things will be better, Stewart. Will they, Dana? I wonder. Why ain't you eating?  It's been dead a hundred years. Smell it yourself. What's going on down here?  Look at our plates and stuff's crawling. We got to write the decent food. There you have. I'll tell the captain. You'd like to blab what goes on down here, wouldn't you? That knife put it on you. I'll put it through your throat before I...  I wasn't going to tell the captain. It was Amazine I was going to tell. Tell him what, Mr. Foster. We need fresh provisions. Then tell him. Tell him now. And in case you change your mind, Foster, just remember. Well, I may get a flog and I'll be hanged maybe before I do you'll fill this knife right up to the hill. Well, get out of here. Come on, Stuart. We'd better get on deck. Dana, what about Foster? Will he tell about Brown pulling a knife? I don't think so. Foster's scared of us now. What if Brown had stabbed him before? He'd be hanging from that yard. He'd have a trial first, wouldn't he? No, he wouldn't. Abort any merchant ship. A sailor hasn't got a chance. He's just an animal to be worked to death. A star. A flog. But it's going to change sometime. It has to. Perhaps you've come to realize that. I never thought much about it until I thought that lash on my back. That's why I'm writing my book. If only I can get it published. If people will read it. The ship owners will be your worst enemies. And my father for one. Outside of Thompson, your father is my chief example. I'm going to expose... Look over there. It's land. Break out the identification of flags. And the topsoil braces. Aye, sir. All hands on deck. How do you feel, Bill? Not too good. The ship. We slowed down. Yes, we're coming into Pernambuco. We're stopping to take on passengers. You shouldn't have come down here, Stuart. If you're caught, you'll get the cat again. You let me worry about that. We'll all bring you something back from shore. Fruit, vegetables. We'll get it down to you. You'll be all right, fellowman. You're going to be fine. We've been sighted from shore, Mr. Amazino, sending up rockets. Where would I put the passengers, sir? In Foster's cabin. Tell him the berth of the crew. Aye, aye, sir. Shall I stand by with the anchor? What? We're not going to anchor. The passengers will be rode out in a dory. We'll take them aboard and we'll be back the main Thompson. Begging your pardon, sir. But we're in need of fresh provisions. We're going for this voyage in Boston. Yes, sir, but the salt horse is bad and there's grumbling in the folks room. The salt horse is always bad and there's always grumbling in the folks room. One of the short rations, sir. There may be trouble. I think I can handle any trouble on my ship, Mr. Amazine. Stand by to pick up the passengers. This is your cabin, madam. I had not been informed my passengers would be women. The cabin would serve us very nicely, Captain. Thank you. Hmm. At least you speak English. Where's the other woman you're made? On the deck, I believe. Worrying about our luggage. I'll have it sent in directly. I should warn you, Miss Dominguez, this is the first time ladies have been carried on this ship. You will kindly stay in this cabin as much as possible. As you wish, Captain Thompson. And please hold yourself completely aloof from any contact with the crew. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll see about your baggage. That's all your baggage, Miss. Oh, just drop the box in the corner, Sam. Yes, sir. He called me to Yamus. My maid wants to know your name. Well, I'll be very happy to... Oh, not you, senor. The boy. Me? Oh, Sam Hooper, ma'am. I'm an apprentice seamen aboard this ship. Oh, oh, and this is my friend, Mr. Stewart. Thank you, Sam. So, um, so you're going to Monterey? No, to San Francisco. You'll be with us the whole trip? We hadn't expected ladies aboard it. We had the cabin much cleaner. Can I, uh, give any further help? No, thank you. Oh, uh, here. Oh, uh, for me? For both of you. Look at this coin, Sam. A picture of the Queen of Spain. Gosh, she's beautiful.  I think she wants us to go. If you don't mind. Well, uh, thanks for the tip, Miss, uh... Dominguez. Maria Dominguez. Miss Dominguez. I hope you'll be comfortable. Mr. Sam, do you mind if I keep this coin? Oh, no. You carried all the heavy things anyway. Thanks, I'll make it up to you later. Mr. Dominguez, I didn't know you were on deck. Oh, it's much better than a stuffy cabin, Mr. Stewart. How's your mate?  They say after we pass Cape Horn that weather will be fine. Some tells me the rounding of Cape Horn is a great event and a sailor's life. This is turning out that way. Oh, you know, I've wanted to talk to you ever since you came aboard. Won't you get into trouble? It would be worth it. I... I should like to talk to you also. How about Sam? He seems so hungry. He is hungry. He didn't bring us our meals today. We've been sharing them with him. He's sick, Miss Dominguez. Not since, but something much worse. Well, if it's food you all need, why can't you tell the captain to put into the nearest pole? You don't know our captain. Why do you have to obey him? Sam says your father owns the building. He does. But at sea, the captain's the law. Miss Dominguez? Yes? The wind is mounting. I must ask you to go to your cabin. Stewart, what are you doing here? Setting talk the lifeline, sir. Have you finished? Yes, sir. Then get where you belong. Come in, come in. Well, Mr. Amazine? I've come to report, sir. There's sickness in the crew. I've just looked at Hayes, and he's got it all right. Scurvy, cabin boy, too. Bellarmour. Bellarmousty. Bellarmour who's? The prisoner, sir. He's been in Irons almost since Boston. Oh, yes. Yes, he attacked you with a knife. Very well. I'll conduct burial services at eight... eight bells. Yes, sir. The captain, if the scurvy spreads, we can't work that ship. We're long past Cape Horn, sir. And I thought if... well, we could put in somewhere... The ship will not put on anywhere. The winds have failed. Listen, we three days to make up as it is. We've sailed with a few cases of scurvy before, Mr. Amazine. Aye, sir. How many fresh supplies are left? One and a half bags of potatoes and one of onions. We're running very short, sir. Very well. From now on that to be served only to the passengers. I'll tell the ship's cook, sir. Come back to your work. Mr. Amazine! It's Mr. Foster, sir. We'll answer him. What is it, Mr. Foster? Another death. Seaman Hayes. You were so right, Mr. Stewart. On this ship, the captain needs the law. What makes you say that? Tonight, after the burial ceremony, I asked him what kind of a man he is. He killed human beings and then the stand on pray for their souls. Well, please, don't you make an enemy out of him, too. He sent me to my cabin. He said I was over all. You should have stayed in your cabin. I... I wanted to see you. How... how is Sam? No better. About the same. Maybe the sickness will go away now. The weather is getting cooler. And you'll be home in six weeks. The wind-hole's good. Six small weeks. Well, you don't seem very happy about it. Well, it's merely that... that I had not been home for a very long time. You see, I was sent to a cabin to Madrid when I was ten years old. I think you'll find living in California a lot different than Spain. I suppose so. The windows of my father's atyenda there's nothing to see but the California hills. But from the windows of my school in Spain, I could see all Madrid, even the king and queen when they rode by. Oh, uh, you know I carry a picture of the queen. You do? Mm-hmm. This coin. Remember you gave this to Sam in the eye. Ask me if I can keep it. You shouldn't. Why not? Two weeks after I arrive in California, I shall be married. Married? How long has it been since you've seen him? Since I left California. But you're only a child then. I'm going to marry him. Our marriage was arranged by his parents in March. Does that make it right? It's your way, the American way, any better. Trusting a daughter to anyone she chooses, someone you may never have seen and whose name you do not know until she tells you. What about love? Doesn't that enter into it? You mustn't talk like that, please. Maria. Yes? I will always carry the likeness of the queen of Spain. What are you trying to hide, Brown? Why'd you bring me down here? When I light the candle, you'll see. Foster's dead, Mr. Amazine. I killed him a few minutes ago. Look about you, Mr. Amazine. Half a sack of potatoes and a basket of onions. Foster stole these from the galley. When I followed him in here, he offered me half, not to tell. And you killed him?  He had this all the time. He had this while his shipmates were dying of scurvy. They killed him and I'd do it again. Why are you telling me? So you can take me to Thompson. I want to get it over with. Take this food to the folks room and divide it. I'll take care of Foster's body. You're not reporting me? Just get this food to the men and keep your mouth shut. Mr. Amazine. This isn't your watch, Stuart. What do you do on deck? May I talk to you? All right. Brown told me about Foster. What have you done about him? He dropped his body overboard and told the captain and pulled him from the rigging. He said it was too dark to lower a boat and try to find him. Thanks, Amazine. I'll get full home. Oh, there's something else. By dawn we'll be inside of land, won't we? If the wind holds. Macklin says that the islands of Mexico, he says they've got food there. Fresh food. I'm not the master of the ship. Oh, we've got to stop some of these men are half dead. Get full home before... I'll do what I can, Stuart. I'm quite aware that we've sighted land, Mr. Amazine. Those are the Clarion Islands. We've made up almost two days. Then shall I alter course, sir? Alter? Our course is Monterey, Mr. Amazine. Captain Thompson. As first mate of the ship, it's my duty to warn you that unless we take on supplies, they'll be mutiny. Thank you. Thank you, Mr. Amazine. I'll enter your remarks in the log. Who's in charge of the deck? I am, sir. But I had Dana take over while I reported to you. In view of the proximity of land, shouldn't the mate of the watch be absent as little as possible from his responsibility? Very good, sir. There's no use talking about it. Thompson's not going to alter course. You're right, Macklin. There is no use talking, but we can do something about it. We can go up on deck and take over the ship. Or will you rather stand by and see Sam and the others dump over board like Hayes and Bellarmine? He'd hang for mutiny, Stuart. I'll have to wait. Where's Dana? Still with Sam. Then what has to be done can be done alone. Thompson's on the quarter-deck. His cabin's empty and there are guns in his cabin. Wait here, all of you. What's the course, Mr. Amazine? No, it's by north, sir. Very well. We'll hold it as long as the wind lasts. When or not we're making for those islands. Where did you get those pistols? From your cabin. I trust you know the penalty for mutiny. Let's say that my father owns this ship and I demand you make for land.  Are you going to change course? Yes. Yes, I choose to remain alive to enjoy the pleasure of turning you over to the proper authorities. Mr. Amazine. Sir. You will bear witness that everything I'm doing is under duress. Ready about. Aye, aye, sir. All hands to station. Make ready to come aboard. Keep your hands at your side, Mr. Thompson. You'll come to no harm. But I... Thank you, Mr. Amazine. You always were handy with a bling pin. Pick them up. I hit you with that pin. Whatever I am, I'm no mutiny here. I'd like to hang you now, Stuart, but mutiny demands a trial before a proper court.  But someone will one of these days. When the people back home learn the things I've learned, they'll run butchers like you clear of the seas. Take them below, put them in irons. Helmsman. Aye, sir. We will hold the course. Steady, she goes. We pause now for station identification. This is CBS, the Columbia Broadcasting System. In a moment, we'll return with Act 3 of two years before the mast. For most girls, an 18th birthday is a pretty important occasion. Our guest tonight, however, Miss Barbara Chalice, had special reason to celebrate hers. Right, Barbara? Yes, Mr. Keely. That was the day I signed my contract with Universal International.  Not every girl achieves her ambitions are young. But look how long I worked for it. I started at 12, modeling children's fashion. Then I became a photographer's model. And a talent scout saw my picture. So here I am in Hollywood, where I've always wanted to be. And enjoying your new career, I take it. Oh, it's really exciting to see how pictures are made. I spent hours watching them film the last moment. A very interesting psychological drama. Oh, and the set was fascinating in itself. An ancient castle, complete with high iron gates, secret rooms and spiral staircases. It really was scary. Did you meet the stars, Robert Cummings and Susan Ayward? I did, Mr. Keely. And they were very gracious to me. It was a thrill to see Susan Hayward, who plays a mysterious heroine of the last moment. Susan is youth and beauty in person. Oh, yes, Mr. Keely. With her flaming red hair and gorgeous complexion, Susan Hayward is strikingly lovely. I imagine Mr. Kennedy here will be interested in what she told me about her complexion care. It's no secret, Barbara, that Susan Hayward is an enthusiastic luxe girl. It would be hard to find a lovely or example of her luxe complexion and hers. I agree, Mr. Kennedy. One look at Susan Hayward's exquisite skin and any girl would be convinced that luxe toilets okay really work. It has to work when nine out of ten screen stars depend on it so faithfully. And many a girl on the way up, too. Here's one who never neglects her daily luxe so care. I wish our audience could see that radiant complexion of yours. Thank you, Ms. Barbara Chalice, for coming tonight. Now, here's something any woman with softer, smoother skin can do. Get some of Hollywood's own beauty soap, fragrant white luxe toilet soap tomorrow. Use it regularly and see if you don't agree. Luxe girls are lovelier. Back now to William Keely. Here's the third act of two years before the mass, starring Alan Lattice Charles, powered the silver as Thompson, McDonnell Carrier's Dana, and Henryx as Maria. A few days have passed and the Brigg Pilgrim has now approached the port of Monterey, California. Imprisoned in the hold, Charles Stewart has a visitor. Maria, you should have come down here. Nobody saw me. I brought you some food. Oh, thanks. Have you heard how Sam is? He's a little stronger. Poor boy. I've been sending him some of our food by Mr. Daniel. Maria, why did you really come down here? Because I... I thought of you. Even if you cared a little, you wouldn't tell me, would you? He couldn't make any difference. I told you my whole life has been planned. It will always be that way.  Perhaps I couldn't Spanish but in English it just doesn't make sense. I know. I remember you said it that way. You did better come. Yes. We'll be in Monterey this afternoon. I'll see you again as soon as I can, Charles. Thank you, Maria. There's the port of Monterey, Mr. Amazine. Aye, sir. We'll anchor here in the bay until Don Sebastian has come aboard and cleared us. You may take in the courses. Aye, aye, sir. Oh, we've established a new record for the boys, Mr. Amazine. You may hoist the record pennant. Welcome aboard the Pilgrim, Don Sebastian. Captain Thompson, how good to see you again. And this? This is Senorita Maria Dominguez, Don Sebastian Peralta, mayor of Monterey. Don Sebastian. Senorita, before my men rode me to the ship, I dispatched a messenger to your father in San Francisco. How happy you will be to know you will soon be home again. Thank you, Don Sebastian. And when will you proceed to San Francisco, Captain? As soon as we've unloaded our cargo. I'd like to dock on a morning tide here in my papers. In addition, a complete report of a mutineer whose trial I wish he would convene immediately. Mutineer? Excellent, dear. See, it goes to the Vedlan. I think I'll go get the thriller, so I could tell Senor Sturut. See? Come up here, Captain Thompson. He's, uh, sick. He cannot do all of it, Don. May I suggest, Madam, since I cannot speak your tongue, you might express yourself in English. I was telling Don Sebastian he would never get the truth from you. I was also going to say that in my opinion, Mr. Sturut is not guilty of anything.  And two of them died. They died because of your brutality. You'll find complete details in this paper, Don Sebastian. I am sorry, Senorita, that the Captain has full power to demand a trial. Thank you. I trust there will be no delay. As you wish, Captain. Tomorrow morning at eleven. Are you awake? Stuart. Who is it? Dana. I've got Macklin and Brown with me. All right. What are you doing down here? The Captain's just issued orders. There'll be no shore leave. So we're jumping ships to it. All of us. And you're coming with us. We'll have you free in no time. It's taking a pretty long chance, Dana. We know that. I mean helping me to escape. Before a jury, you won't have a chance against Thompson. Where are we going? We don't know yet. We'll take the door in, get to shore. So what about the passengers? Mr. Ninger's in a maid. We'll have no time for visiting, Stuart. Let's get to work on those chains. Leg irons first, Brown. We'll cut the handcuffs later. We'll report in the hold of the ship, Mr. Amazine, and prepare cargo for unloading. Yes, sir. They're getting back to shore leave, sir. Well, if we're able to unload the full cargo tomorrow, each watchman may have two hours of... What is that? What's that noise? What's going on forward? Well, it's a crew, sir. They've lowered a boat. Order them to return, Mr. Amazine. Order high! Get back on board! And what if we don't? You will take the consequences, Dana. I order you to put about. We're jumping ship, Captain Thompson. Very well. Sam, look down, boy. Duck, he's got a rifle. Stand aside, Mr. Amazine. Was that deliberate, Mr. Amazine, knocking my rifle aside? Yes, sir. Very well. You take the rifle, then, Mr. Amazine. I'm ordering you to fire on that dory. Sir, I've flogged and driven those men because that was my duty.  Mr. Amazine, you are no longer the first maid of this vessel. That's all right with me, Captain Thompson. Dana! Dana, wait for me! Amazine! Amazine, come back here! Do you hear me? I order you to reach. I'm joining you, mate. I'm leaving the ship. I'm coming, Sammy. Let me a hand store it. Watch out. Get on the order. We can reload. Amazine. I never thought. He's dead. Amazine's dead. He wants us back, does he? I said go back. Yeah, go back and take the ship. Wait a minute. Wait for what, Dana? Ask them what they want. Do we jump ship or do we put around and take over? Take it over. Take it over. There's your answer, Dana. We're coming back to the ship, Captain Thompson. Maria, it's all right. You can open the door now. What? What's happened? All that fighting and shooting. Who's taking the ship? Captain Thompson. He's dead. Charles, not you. No, but I could have done it gladly. It was Macklin. He's dead, too. We're putting you and your mate ashore, Maria, and we're pulling out of here. It would be dangerous getting us to shore. We can stay. I don't care where we go. It's long, but you're safe. But you can't stay on the ship. I don't know what's going to happen to me or to any of us. Stuart, come here. Wait in the cabin real. I'll be right back. Stand by, Stuart, with that rifle. What's happened? There's a skiff coming alongside with soldiers. It's the harbor patrol. Now out of sight, men. All of you. Bring pilgrim. We were just celebrating our record voyage. Sorry, we alarmed you. He's left orders not to be disturbed. Come aboard.  Stuart, Brown, Dooley. Make a move and we'll fire. Stand by to slip anchor, men. Let the harbor patrol take them ashore. Then bring them here at once. We can't turn them loose now. They'll spill the whole story. It won't matter. The wind's with us. There's no ship in the harbor to follow us. Get the girl and they're made. There's no time to lose. Marie, I... I don't know how or when I'll be done. But promise me you'll wait for me. Cut it. We're better. I promise, Stuart. Come back with me. May we proceed now, senior. Cast off and head for shore. Take the wheels to it. Hold her as she goes. Aye, sir. North-west, by-west. Men, we've been a full day at sea. For a while we'll have nothing to worry about. But here and now we've got to make up our minds where we're going. We know where we're going, Dana. First we're gonna put in somewhere and get food aboard. And after that? We head for the Arias. They'll hunt us down in every fort in the world. You got a better idea? Yes. We should put about for Boston, give ourselves up and tell them exactly what happened and why.  Then we will be hunted down like pirates. And people will go on saying that seamen should have no rights. But Dana says makes sense. Oh, that's all very well for you, Stuart, a ship owner's son. But they'll string us up. I may be a ship owner's son, but I'm also a seamen now. And I have an interest in that book that Dana's writing. He can help American sailors get a different kind of life. But it's no use unless the man he's defending have the courage to back him up. Take this ship back home like free-born Americans. Face the charges. Prove that what we did was justified. But you've got the ship. It's up to you. I'll take a chance, Dana. Me, too. Thanks, Emmy. I'm with you. I'll take a chance, too. What about you, Brun? Well, if it's so boring, all right. Soon as there's sea room, Dana, let's come aboard. Thank you, Brun. We're going home, then. We're going back to Boston. Boston, Massachusetts. April 10, 1836. The frigged pilgrim, Stuart Shipping Company, boarded by customs officials in Boston Harbor. Mutiny reported in Pacific Ocean. Captain, officers dead. Entire crew is under arrest. See your son now, Mr. Stuart. Thank you, Warden. Hello, Father. Charles, it's good to see you again, even under these circumstances. Now, I don't want you to worry. My lawyer will have you out of here tomorrow. Well, thanks, Father, but I'm staying here with the rest of the crew. Stay with them here in prison? I want the face of charges. What we did was justified. Dana's book will prove that. It's going to be published. Let's not go into it, Charles. You'll be out on bail tomorrow. No, Father. Whatever happens to them, I'm sharing it. You've changed, Charles. I'm glad. Thank you, Father. Newton Air's book sold out in Boston. Public aghast, a charge is made in book. Two years before the mass, center of great controversy. United States Senate takes over investigation of Newton Air. Do you have anything further to tell us, Mr. Dana? Yes, Senator Barnes. None of us can offer a better defense than the testimony just delivered by Mr. Mingers. For a time, the arrival here in Washington was more than we even dared to hope for. I do have one thing more to say, though. We all knew that the penalty for mutiny is hanging. Yet we willingly brought our ship home to face the charges for the good of those who will continue to sail American ships. Mr. Charles Stewart. Yes, sir. The Attorney General is awaiting the decision of this senatorial committee. If you have a final statement, please make it now. Whether we live or die, Senator, is a matter of law. But the only law that a sailor has ever known is the personal decision of his captain. If a sailor objects, he sends to starvation, flogging, or even death. Gentlemen, it will stay that way as long as the government allows it to, whether sailors die or not. If you believe that we've told the truth, we beg you to make just laws to protect the lives of the men who serve our country on the seas. We... we leave that decision to you. This investigation stands adjourned. There, the ball charges. Attorney General Freese, crew of Pilgrim. Congress passes law protecting merchant seamen. And you won't stay, Mr. Dana, not even for our wedding? I can hardly do that, Mr. Mingus. Now that I'm first made of the Pilgrim, we weigh anchor tonight. Well, good luck to you both. Thanks, Senator. A happy voyage. We have only one regret about tonight's play. That two years at sea must boil down to a single hour on the air. But for that exciting hour, all our thanks to Alan Ladd, Howard De Silva, McDonnell Carey, and Juan de Hendrix. A special thanks for your speedy return from New York to take part in tonight's play. I wouldn't have missed it, Bill. You know, the first picture I ever made was a sea picture. Small part, but it took a lot out of me. I do, Alan. I got seasick. So realistically, as I recall, that you got the Critics Award for that performance. Howard, for such a congenial personality in real life, you certainly make a most disfaceful villain on the screen. Bill, you haven't seen anything yet. Will you see Cecil B. De Mills unconquered? What do you do in the picture, Mr. De Silva? You see, it's through Howard that Paulette Goddard gets tortured at the stake. Yep. I even hit myself on that one. So much so, I understand you're off to see the premiere in Pittsburgh as soon as you finish tonight's broadcast. That's right, Alan. Well, Alan, I hope you treat Dorothy Moore better in your new Paramount Picture Wild Harvest. I'd say Dorothy treats us pretty rough in that picture, Bill. Were you in New York in connection with that picture, Alan? No, I was making some location shots and doing some vacationing. I read that you attended the Harvest Moon Bowl on your birthday. And 18,000 people sang Happy Birthday to you. 18,000 Happy Birthdays. Hey, that's some sort of a record, isn't it? Well, it really gave me a thrill. Wanda here has a birthday coming up next week. You're 19th, isn't it, Wanda? That's right, Mr. Keely. Well, it's nice to know a woman who's so young she doesn't have to lie about her age. And with such a lovely complexion that it's plain she uses luxo. Why do you indeed, Mr. Keely? And always will. Luxo's a wonderful complexion care. From a girl with a wonderful complexion, that's praise indeed. What are you presenting next week in this theater, Bill? Next Monday night, we put the accent on suspense with Universal International's spine-chilling hit, The Weather. And our stars are Ella Reigns, Edmund O'Brien, and Vincent Price. That was one of Vincent Price's best performance, I thought, Bill. Yes, in a thrilling story of intrigue and detection and a murder mystery that involves a man and woman in suspicion, danger, and romance. Well, that sounds like a mighty exciting evening, Bill. I wouldn't miss it. We'll be listening, Mr. Keely. Good night. Good night. And thanks for a four-star performance. Lever Brothers Company, the makers of Lux's toilet soap, join me in inviting you to be with us again next Monday evening when the Lux Radio Theater presents Ella Reigns, Edmund O'Brien, and Vincent Price in the web. This is William Keely saying good night to you from Hollywood. Most of us think of home as the safest place that we can be. The National Safety Council finds that two-thirds of all accidental deaths in the United States occur at home through hazardous conditions and personal carelessness. For your own sake and your families, check your home for such unsafe conditions as bad light, dangerous stairways, cluttered rooms, and unprotected play space, and cultivate habits of safe conduct, thoughtfulness, and reasonable caution. MacDonald Kerry appeared by arrangement with Paramount Pictures and is currently appearing in Paramount's 36-star production Variety Girl. Wanda Hendricks appeared through the courtesy of Paramount Studios and is currently seen in Welcome Stranger starring Bing Crosby. Paired in our cast tonight were Bill Johnstone as Amazine, Louis Van Rooton as Foster, William Roy as Sam, and Pata Hearn, Ira Grocelle, Norman Field, Leo Cleary, Tyler McVeigh, Robert Griffin, Clark Gordon, George Sorrell, Chris, Eddie Maher, Don Morrison, and June Whitley. Our music was directed by Louis Silvers. 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Good evening. This is crime classics. I am Thomas Highland with another true story of crime listen The good ship El Capitan used to sail the bay between Oakland and San Francisco in the 1870 Mostly in the fog It's gipper was captain Bill Transhell and he was known among the ferry boats set as having a heavy hand on the whistle He found any number of excuses for tooting that whistle But the one excuse which he never forgot was the time he was entertaining mr. And mrs. Crittenden on the bridge And an uninvited lady named mrs. Laura D fair suddenly threw open the door Walked over to mr. Crittenden and shot him through his heart Captain Bill Transhell it must be admitted for once lost all control And Unwittingly gave the nautical signal for icebergs in San Francisco Bay Which caused much hoisting of flags and batting of hatches But could not change the fact that mr. Crittenden was lying face downward on the deck So tonight my report to you on the incredible trial of Laura D fair Crime classics a series of true crime stories taken from the records and newspapers of every land from every time Your host each week. Mr. Thomas Highland Connoisseur of crime student of violence and teller of murders now once again Thomas Highland And Francisco in the 1800s 70s was coming of age. It was getting civilized By this I mean that gentlemen who carried guns wore them beneath their coats and the can-can could be viewed by mixed company And mixed company was the theme of the day It was a very romantic time and a time of elegance of crystal chandeliers Reflecting swirls of silk and gowns and from another angle. So did polished brass cuspid ores Already the names Barbary Coast Nob Hill Gold Coast and Chinatown were becoming legends And if we are to believe all we hear Grandfather didn't have it so tough If he chance to look over a certain fence on a spring day in 1870 he would have seen this a Lovely lady on a swing Dipping swooping gliding soaring a lovely lady with a lovely name Lara Lara with a rose twisted in her hair and on the ground And mr. Crittenden plate of West Point Kentucky and Virginia City truly the fairest of the bare Mrs. Lane Bewitching if I didn't know otherwise, I'd say she'd been bred in the blue grass My daughter's first husband was from the blue grouse country. Yeah, how about her second husband? He never did say there was no one around who would ask me mother He was forever shooting things wall chickens Your fair daughter has lived a fulsome life look at her up there like a lady Hello Laura up there like a lady bird You're going to marry my daughter mr. Crittenden. I fear she still grieves for her late husband Her third husband was tragic Poor colonel there. That's the one who blew out his brains. Isn't it? I wonder why? Mr. Crittenden yeah, you're going to marry my daughter if she weren't still grieving for the colonel Why does she still bear his name? Why does she still call herself Laura fair? Why not? Look at her swinging like she does.  No Laura Laura come down here All the grace of my daughter. She is lovely about 32 Going on 323 and she doesn't Swing as high as she used to Mr. Crittenden Forgive me for being rude. I forgot to ask you. How is your wife in the best of health? Thank you. You must tell her soon that you get on the swing mama dear and mr. Crittenden will give you a star Oh some other time Mr. Crittenden and I were just talking about Mrs. Crittenden dear. Oh, how is she in the best of health? Thank you Have you told her? I told her you bore her no malice. What did she say that she likes you too?  Let me fill you in with some background notes Laura and mama had newly arrived from Virginia City where their family style rooming house had netted them $45,000 During the years and the welter of collecting the rents changing sheets and towels and setting the board with succulents Mama had gained and lost three sons-in-law It seemed the fate consistently made her daughter a hard woman to be married to Laura's three husbands each of them died And as to our other principal Alexander Parker Crittenden He was a corporation lawyer with a wife and seven children and two grandchildren Once hot and dusty and alone in Virginia City He happened into Laura's house made known his desire for a bath and rest No sooner had he changed into fresh linens and had listened to Laura's tale of how she had become widowed recently Then he became that weekend her starboarder and in turn Laura and mama were so taken with his quips and twinklings That they followed him to San Francisco They took a house on Knob Hill and there tatted and waited for a proposal of marriage They understood the delay they comprehended that mr. Crittenden's wife was of a peculiar mold How is Laura Alexander fine ma'am just fine and her mother eager Eager yes, ma'am.  Thank you, ma'am and a good father. I try to be and an excellent husband Yes, ma'am such a man as you is hard to come by Alexander dear. I should miss you I should miss you then it settled Laura and her mother will be our good friend, but Laura wants me for her husband. She keeps asking me and her mother too Dear what tell them no, but nicely. I've told him keep telling them You're a remarkable woman Thank you Alexander to be friends with a woman who wants to take me away from you I respect ambitions and honesty Laura has both that she should love you has my complete understanding Ma'am. Yes, Alexander. I must tell you that you are a flower Womanhood should be proud to number you among its sisters How many is the time Alexander? We have an appointment for dinner tonight. Yes, ma'am Ma'am. What is it Alexander? Laura loves me and I think I might love her right back Why then eat your heart out Alexander Now hurry dear. We're going out to dinner. Oh, I've sent a message to Laura to meet us at furbishes for dinner Oh, I do so enjoy watching her eat. She's so rather than it Well, hurry hurry along a pleasant one though every day is pleasant when I'm near you dear Laura and last night How wonderful sitting between you and your wife What a wonderful woman she is.    No Where is I swear liar? I mean it Laura. You'll see I'll get rid of her somehow and I'll marry you I'll make her see that I don't love her.  Crittenden. All right. Come on. Is he going to marry you Laura soon? And much swinging in the garden. Has he set the date for your marriage yet Laura? Laura come down out of there and talk to me and the patting session Mama what I'm weary of his excuses and one day we're at least she wandered down Market Street There was a shop on Market Street run by a fellow who specialized in four shooters Now a four shooter is the same thing as a six shooter, but it's for ladies because it weighs two shots less Now this fellow who specialized in four shooters was such a persuasive salesman that no sooner had Laura pressed her Purt little nose against the shop window that he had her inside Measuring her palm for pistol grips When this chap let her go Laura was the proud owner of a pearl handle pistol Which this chap personally guaranteed and that was in the days when a guarantee meant something Also, you must be told that on the morning the purchase was made Laura had been without a husband for one whole year Laura had never experienced this omission since she was 18 years old So gun in purse she took to following mr. Crittenden around One night she followed the gentleman and his wife through the fog onto a boat called El Capitan This was the ferry boat between Oakland and San Francisco its skipper you remember was Bill Transhell The heavy-handed fellow who liked to entertain on his glass and closed bridge a toast Thank you captain. Thank you very much. You're very good help, sir And to the health of your very charming wife and to yours captain. Thank you, man This place is getting overrun with tugboats Oh Shall we drink ma'am?  Crittenden was not buried at sea You are listening to crime classics and your host Thomas Highland and his report to you on the incredible trial of Laura D Fair and Francisco was a city where violence was commonplace But this violence was by far Predominantly of the species male slaughtering male or male doing in female So when Laura fair shot mr. Crittenden on a ferry boat Practically invented a category and thereby caused a stir It planted ideas in feminine minds where such ideas never dared to be the sale of four shooters Skyrocketed and somehow the sale of marriage licenses likewise The episode on the ferry boat was a shot in the arm for the suffragette movement to the entertainment business slump as Many a husband spent more evenings in the bosom of his family It was a city seething with unrest with slow change with static passion It was a city whose entire attentions were focused on the trial of Laura D fair for the murder of Alexander Parker Crittenden There will be order in the court You may continue with your testimony, Captain Finchell There he was Kissing that lady over there.  Crittenden white? I was not that woman over there I will get your chance to testify. Mrs. Crittenden This is fair. We'll answer the question. I thought I was on the witness box here. You're wrong in an open captain I wish to hear why Mrs. Fair considered herself to be the wife of mr. Crittenden Since the moment we were both born our love was made in heaven and our marriage May cause me to clear the court Go on. This is fair. Thank you. You're quite welcome My feelings for mr. Crittenden would have been profane had they not been made sacred in heaven Forward immediately the parties that are brought in sergeant at arms will bring forward that lady Disturbance well judge human nature could not stand the denial of the truth by that lady over there It was I what is your name sir Did you applaud? I stand my foot. Why did you stand your foot? I Felt the compulsion why I was carried away with what mr. Fair said. I felt the compulsion I find you twenty five dollars judge Yes, Mrs. Fair. I will pay it. You are dismissed. Mr. Hughes. Oh, bless you, Mrs. Fair Thank you, Mr. Hughes And your name madam Emily Pitt Steven. Did you applaud? I stand down on the bench in front of me You are fine twenty five dollars, but I made no noise with my feet, but with your hand you did and I did you are fine Twenty-five dollars. I rather believe you This is fair You will have to draw heavily upon your bank if you will pay the fines of all As long as you find them for cheering me Just a moment captain. I Just wanted you to know what could happen. This is fair. Thank you your honor. You're welcome Captain you may proceed and mrs. Fair came in and shot him with a foreshooter You may step down of the court reports here and that's what they say And if you think this was an unseemly way to conduct a trial. I have something else here I'd like to read it to you. This is a consensus of legal opinion of the time and I quote The trial was conducted in the main thoroughly and well with somewhat less regard for the decorum of the courtroom than his Customary and most eastern cities though far in advance of the practice in New York City in this respect unquote And now that we have resolved any uneasiness you may have had about the conduct of the trial Let's listen in again Mama on the stand is an imposing figure She wears brocaded black and a great veil that drops from her hat to her waist her feet. However, we're cold Bring the lady a foot walk That cushion Thank you, my neck I Think that'll be much better judge. Thank you. Your feet will warm up in no time at all No, I'm sure of it and now what will you saying about your daughter? I've always had trouble with her. I know what you mean being a parent myself. Oh not like Laura. What do you mean? doctors doctors My daughter has tried to kill herself on numerous occasions There's madness in the family Besides my daughter's second husband was mad. I don't think that helped Grief and doctors and madness. I tell you raising Laura was trying But I think I did a pretty good job Although my daughter is not sane, you know Crazy Doctors were called to corroborate and this they did little known facts about Laura fair were brought to light and caused more nudging of elbows than applause Some of her ailments described by the learned physicians had symptoms that weren't talked about very much in those days One medical described the raving exhibition put on by Laura a recounting of which held spellbound his students at medical college Another doctor described the melody owned by Laura fair so vividly in one of the trade journals that he was considered 20 years ahead of his time when faced with these revelations Laura accepted them by lowering her eyes modestly Dr. Leonard Bifrosser chief spokesman for the doctors Summed up medical testimony by suggesting strongly that Laura was unconscious when she shot mr. Critt Just a moment That's what it says Laura was unconscious when she shot mr. Crittenden Back to the trial now and the lady who became mrs. Crittenden by marrying Alexander in the city hall somewhere in Kentucky It is ridiculous to believe there is madness in that woman over there She's vicious predatory and since the moment she was thrown in contact with my husband She pursued him worried him and pledged with him to marry her That this necessitated getting rid of me didn't worry her ever least She killed my husband out of frustration and anger The high spot of the trial was on a morning in November The court had denied Laura permission to lie on her lounge upon which she had reclined throughout the trial So Laura has been made to arise and take the stand was so sworn in Demanded and received a foot warmer and said interesting things like this I told mr. Crittenden to let his wife keep the furniture I told him we could get new furniture and a new home and In every corner in each room We could kiss and he could hold me in his arms in each chair Dip by me on the sofa hang over me while I played his favorite March on the piano In the afternoon she enthralled listeners with this and I remember well when mr. Crittenden took me on his knees Put arm about my neck his dear face close to mine and he whispered Shall I say it yeah, please do He whispered that he would cross mountains unsharp walk through storm uncovered to come to me He said he cared not for hardship nor exposure for every step he took brought him nearer to me To the other and better half of his own soul. He would tell me Shall I go home? Please do The night he said I shot him I can remember only glass glass cold is the touch and Through it a disagreeable and peculiar voice. Did you recognize the boy? That woman over there Continue I put my hand against his glass and it opened and I saw mr. Crittenden leaning close to a woman and kissing her and I felt myself slipped into an awful pit of blackness. I Do not remember how I got away from there What was done to me after? Surprising young reporter of the time Garth preples interviewed her in her cell where he learned and had published the fact that Mrs. Fair had spent $12,000 in her defense Chicken feed to what she spent on her second trial which was in the amount of $30,000 and which broke her Where this $30,000 went to is a mystery since the second trial was not nearly so spectacular as the first Captain Billy Transhell of the ferry boat out of Capitan somehow was not there as the witness There was a new judge to who in later years became known as Kindly judge Reardon and the new jury 12 men and true out of 400 examined and our love was a greater love than is given to most women That was the second trial and that was Laura again and this time another verdict not guilty So after a quittle she went on a lecture tour and told of her hardships That was mama tambourine handler advance man and Treasurer, how did we do mama a dollar 85? When you let you tonight, honey Very tough a little promise mama. Will you I'll make it real peppy mama In one cold winter's night in Sacramento in the year 1889 but Laura lived on she lived until the age of 82 after another husband and another long period of widowhood Until the moment of her death she insisted that mr. Crittenden had only been her very good friend and once in a moment of mutual transgression They held each other's hand That's what it's a right here In just a moment Thomas Highland will tell you about next week's crime classic Laura the fair tonight's crime classic was adapted from the original court reports and newspaper accounts by Morton fine and David Freakin The music was adapted from themes of the period and conducted by Bernard Herman and the program is produced and directed by Elliott Lewis Thomas Highland is portrayed on radio by Lou Marrow in tonight's story Mary Jane Croft was heard at Laura and Florence Walker His mama featured in the cast were her Butterfield William Johnstone Paula Winslow Jean Wood and Joseph Granby you Douglas speaking and here again is Thomas Highland next week Ham England in the air 1673 a time of money-cutting and highwaymen and of course violent death my report to you will be on the All-South family how it diminished and grew again. Thank you. 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Your coca-cola bottler presents Claudia based on the famous play and novels by Rose Frankin Brought to you transcribed Monday through Friday by your friendly neighbor who bottles coca-cola Relax and while you're listening refresh yourself. Have a coke and now Claudia David why baby's just gone back to sleep. He just woke up. I Know that's what's so wonderful about it after his breakfast He usually sits around and crows and demands all sorts of attention this morning You think mr. Tucker's influence still could be after my breakfast. I think I could poof back to sleep too Come on. Let's go downstairs and eat. I don't know why the baby should be tired when we came home last night Are you sleeping soundly? You see all of your fears were for nothing. Mr. Tucker turned out to be the sitter of sitters all people that's funny old man He certainly takes his responsibilities as a neighbor seriously. I love him I wouldn't mind if he came over and sat with me while I slept. I'm tired No wonder getting to bed so late here your orange juice has some coffee. You'll feel better Nice evening with the Johnson's. I Certainly can't do it too often. I Wonder how mr. Tucker is this morning according to him last night He should be the same as usual this morning. It was smooth sailing. He said our son is an angel Oh, sure. I don't you go spilling all this around the neighborhood Tucker wants to keep it in a deep dark place. Oh, I intend to tell everybody of it I wouldn't put it past you David. You know what no what pass me the cream Thanks Is that all you were going to ask me? I wasn't gonna ask you anything. I was gonna tell you something David Do you know I was looking at the baby this morning, and I noticed a marked resemblance Everybody says he has your eyes. Oh, no, no, not me. Everybody says he has my chin. Thank goodness That wasn't what I noticed darling the baby looked like Jared Tucker The spittin image spittin there. He was lying in his crib toothless balding Slightly whizzing around the edges his body kind of cramped up David he was another Jared Tucker. Well, they say that babies do start looking like the people around them Do you think we should make a habit of mr. Tucker? I don't think mr. Tucker wants to be made a habit of He's gonna make the baby so serene and calm that he he drops off to sleep like an angel mr. Tucker is the man from I know what you mean. Have some more coffee. Oh, thanks It got call him up today and thank him again He trudged off so sleepily last night. He didn't give us half a chance Mr. Tucker good we're in the dining room He could have crept in through a crack in the wall Good morning sit down have a cup of coffee with this neighbor. Hey, don't mind if I do ma'am Large cup right here on the sideboard. Oh David pass the extra cup. Well, here you are Well, mr. Tucker, how I'll be you this morning. Oh, I'd be fine. Why don't it look fine? Yeah, if you look fine Oh, well if I do it ain't no fault of my own. Hey, hey, be careful. I'm pouring the coffee. You want to get scalded Want some toast mr. Tucker? Have you eaten? Well, I'll have a soft piece. She I ain't that yet No, you haven't had breakfast. I thought you always ate with the rooster I kind of got fouled up this morning Rooster foul get me. Yeah, I go. Yes. I can't you slept kind of later than usual this morning Matter of fact never sleep slept late in my life since I've come a man No wonder you got the bed very late. Why must have been midnight? Oh, it ain't late for me ma'am When you get to my age, you don't need so much gasoline to run so far But I sure slept this morning.  It wouldn't surprise me if he slept till come evening milking time David, I think there's more here than meets the eye. You know last night mr. Tucker. We Didn't have much of a chance to talk to you. Oh, there wasn't nothing to talk about son Well, how'd the baby behave was he easy fussy anything exciting happened or I can he behave just about like a baby, ma'am That's what he is any well babies can behave very different. Well, I sure do hope the others behave different than yours did You do if I don't fancy. I'd like to set myself up as a nursemaid Dang if I can see why babies can't behave like young animals do why seven months your son ain't nothing But they're murens pure and the helpless thing and now that ain't no surprise to me after start studying the Psychology of babies last night that the human race is in the trouble of change. Well one baby doesn't make the psychology Oh, not that I'm complaining about yours. Mind you. I suppose he's average no better. No worse than the others Mr. Tucker if you don't tell me what happened. I will bust nothing happened Go ahead darling bust except like you said he Won this trousers changed begins David and Something else I want to discuss with you folks this to this trouser business I too have often wanted to discuss that seems to me that until we growed up folks can find something better We're always going to have a heap of trouble something better than what we tire off spring up in them Them pieces of material and still we expect them to grow up and be like men men who can lead our countries and make our laws And keep us from getting into wars David. Mr. Tucker doesn't like three-cornered pants Why ma'am it's like putting a sail up on a ship. You don't know which end is which you get all Rassled up in the material you can't tell whether the baby is for after when you look at him bottom side up He's kicking and squilling. Hey, no wonder to me It's the women mr. Tucker. Sure. It's a women son. They try their baby sons and daughters up in them Bandages so to remind them that they're nothing but babies. It's the wrong foot to get humans started on that's what is Well, if you had your way mr. Tucker, what would you do? Well? Well, I'd I'd get him started right. Yes.  That's what it is. Cotton.  Tucker's of great interest to me and I'm inclined to agree with most of it That's yeah, then what are you gonna do about it? Well, what can I do? This isn't a man's world, you know What do you mean? Oh, the minute a child gets born into your household mr.   They're so successful No, you're an authority on children one evening a baby sitting with yours ma'am and an authority is what I'd be if that's That's what I'd be a part of what else happened. You make it sounds. It was a wild night Well, when we came home all was peace and quiet all was exhaustion and surrender. Well, who surrendered Who do you think mr. Tucker, of course everything start out kind of quiet said to myself Tucker There ain't nothing to this baby business. I could go out and get myself 20 babies There ain't nothing to it then it started ma'am started like the shot that was heard around the world What start he opened his mouth ma'am? I'm telling you a symphony orchestra couldn't play as loud and long Well, that baby yours ain't nothing nothing but long Blue is self-up his chest is a bullfrog and it started the odor That sort of that sort of sounds that that send a cold chill up your spine Everything I changed his changed his trousers that kind of kept us busy for an eye on to a half an hour, but I did it I did it all tied up as neat as a Christmas package. He was I noticed it He was dropped off with exhaustion after that and then then he opened his mouth again He started off water. He wants that's what he wants water I says if I was thirsty I'd yell like that, too So down to the kitchen I went found his water bottle like you says kind of warmed it up firm Set it like an egg in a pot of boiling water. That's all right. Your efficiency is to be congratulated Then I trudged me back upstairs He didn't want no water How'd you know he didn't want no water? Well, he was laying there peaceful as a field of clover on a summer day not a pip squeak out of it That all sounds very simple playing possum. He was playing possum I know sooner sit down and started ruminating to myself and he opens up his mouth He starts well, I bring him his water and he don't want it milk milk milk. I says to myself that Downstairs I go again Back upstairs. I go again. He's laying nears quiet and peaceful as a daisy Well, I ain't going to be decepted by this facing baby twice So this time I don't let him get away with it. No, I nudged him I says here you're rascal. I says to him open your face. No sooner. I says this and in goes a bottle of milk Need to stricke of the week. I'm not a peep out of him after that. Well, mr. Tucker.   They're darling. He's a hundred percent correct, but mr. Tucker Babies are not the only people that women treat that well Oh, you don't have to tell me son my sister daughter.  Tucker's no surprise to me that you over slept this morning Surprise to me son.  What is that? I got doll figured out about babies I did what's called a laboratory experiment with yours used him just like a guinea. It comes darling steal yourself There's only one thing to do and it works every time whenever an infant opens his mouth to y'all put his thumb in it It works every time well, thanks for your advice mr.   Do you know babies? It works every time. It's a proof of the pudding they're inferior.  Tucker your saga of the night chills me to the bone all I can say is Say it again, and I'll say something else. You'll never have to take care of the baby again We appreciate you having done it and the baby appreciate you having done it But mr. Tucker my word on it never again Tutin never again Don't think I'll ever be on speaking terms with any baby again though They're always kind of have a hankering for me. Oh David now. He is away. Oh, let him how let him how did you say? You want him to bust a gusset, son?  I better go out to stay where you are ma'am That's an order stay where you are. Ain't no one going to take care of that baby howlin But Jared Tucker why that sweet helpless little thing wait till grand papi Tucker picks him up here. I come you Women organized chores better than they used to but they're still inclined to keep at housework a little too steadily and a little too Hard if you're one of those energetic home makers Why not relax reach for a nice cold bottle of coca-cola and treat yourself to the pause that refreshes You really accomplish more when you work refreshed You hear that mr. King hear what mr. Tucker dead silence not a pip squeak out the baby Amazing well, I wish you could tell me about your sister mr. Tucker, but I guess you'll have to save it Yeah, I'll save it be seeing you tomorrow mr. Tucker right tomorrow. All right. Goodbye Every day Monday through Friday Claudia comes to you transcribe with the best wishes of your friendly neighbor who bottles coca-cola So listen again tomorrow at the same time And now this is Joe King saying or if war and remember Whoever you are whatever you do wherever you may be when you think of refreshment think of coca-cola For coca-cola makes any pause the pause that refreshes and ice-cold coca-cola is everywhere This broadcast of Claudia was supervised and directed by William Brown Maloney And now here's a word from your friendly neighbor who bottles coca-cola


A terrorist act was committed to Azerbaijanian lawmaker with strong anti-Iranian views. Azerbaijan State Security Service said on March 29 that it was investigating a terror attack after a lawmaker with strong anti-Iranian views was wounded in a gun attack at his home. Fazil Mustafa, a member of the Azerbaijanian parliament, had been hospitalized after receiving wounds to his shoulder and thigh after being shot with a Kalashnikov assault rifle on Tuesday night, the security agency said in a statement. His life was not at risk, it said, and a criminal investigation has been opened to identify the perpetrator. Azeri news site Hakhin.az quoted Mustafa 57 as saying from hospital that he had been hit by two bullets while driving into his garage. Mustafa was known in parliament as an outspoken critic of Iran, Azerbaijan's southern neighbor, with which Baku has often had stained relations. The State Security Service noted Mustafa's anti-Iranian stance in its statement on the incident. Relations between Azerbaijan and Iran, which has a large population of ethnic Azeris in its northwest, have been strained in recent months after Baku announced plans to open formal diplomatic ties with Israel. In January, Azerbaijan closed its embassy in Tehran after what is called a terrorist attack that killed the embassy's head of security.


The Magood project aimed to assess the feasibility of eliminating malaria in a low transmission setting in southern Mozambique by distributing long-lasting insecticidal nets, lins, conducting indoor residual spraying, IRS, and providing health education. The project found that while LLI and access and use increased over time, it was still insufficient to reach the target of 80% coverage. Additionally, the project found that LLI and access and use was lower in harder-to-reach areas in poorer and larger households and among certain demographic groups such as children and young adults. These findings suggest that additional measures may be necessary to ensure adequate LLI and access and use in order to eliminate malaria in this region. This article was authored by Lucia Fernandez Montoya, Celso Alafo, Helena Marty-Solar, and others.


Item number SCP-2881 Object Class Safe Special Containment Procedures SCP-2881 is to remain at its current location. A chain link fence has been installed surrounding the area of SCP-2881, which is to be guarded by one security officer during all park operating hours. No unauthorized individuals are to be permitted within the area designated to SCP-2881. Description SCP-2881 is a member of the tree species Pinus ponderosa, or ponderosa pine, located in SCP-2881 National Park. SCP-2881 measures roughly 13.9 meters at its highest point. Several planks of an unknown wood are nailed into the trunk of SCP-2881 at 5.3 meters above ground level. Given the anomalous properties of SCP-2881, it is unknown if or how they were installed. Holes are located at several points up the trunk of SCP-2881 between 12 centimeters and 3 meters from previous installations of climbing spurs. Typical of trees of its kind, SCP-2881 has no branches lower than 7 meters above ground level. SCP-2881's anomalous properties manifest any time a human being attempts to climb it by the installation or use of climbing spikes, spurs, studs, or grips. Any individual to attempt to make vertical progress up the surface of SCP-2881 will report experiencing themselves doing so. However, on re-examination of their location will retain their starting positions. This same effect is applied to any individual watching another climb SCP-2881, either in person or on live video feed. The testing played after the conclusion of a test shows subjects making no effort to climb. However, all dialogue and actions unrelated to climbing remain consistent with live observation. Individuals placed onto SCP-2881 at a height above 3 meters by external means report feeling uncomfortable and, quote, strangely heavy, end quote. No changes in weight or gravity have ever been observed while in contact with SCP-2881. Subjects reported greater effect at higher points on SCP-2881. Testing has not been conducted using mechanical assistance. See Incident 2881-1. Incident 2881-1 Foundation personnel attempted to install a pulley to a branch of SCP-2881 on the date of f***ing 1989 for the purposes of testing assisted elevation. D-4-3-7-5 used an elevated work platform to reach a branch and install a mechanism. Upon making contact with a branch of SCP-2881 approximately 8.2 meters above ground level, D-4-3-7-5 appeared to enter a trance and stopped responding to personnel. D-4-3-7-5 detached himself from the platform and climbed onto the branch of SCP-2881, then proceeded to scale the branches of SCP-2881 until no longer visible to Foundation staff. All attempts made to contact D-4-3-7-5 failed. Roughly two hours later, D-4-3-7-5 fell from SCP-2881 at a speed estimated to exceed terminal velocity and was dead on impact with the ground. Autopsy reports conclude that D-4-3-7-5 had died several days prior by hanging from the neck. The body also had several lacerations around the face, forearms, and legs. Testing of SCP-2881 is ongoing.