26. Mark Twain Lecturer In spite of the success of his sandwich-island letters, Samuel Clemens felt, on his return to San Francisco, that his future was not bright. He was not a good all-round newspaper man. He was special correspondent and sketch writer, out of a job. He had a number of plans, but they did not promise much. One idea was to make a book from his Hawaiian material. Another was to write magazine articles beginning with one on the Hornet disaster. He did in fact write the Hornet article, and its prompt acceptance by Harper's magazine delighted him, for it seemed to start in the right direction. A third plan was to lecture on the islands. This prospect frightened him. He had succeeded in his third house address of two years before, but then he had lectured without charge and for a church benefit. This would be a different matter. One of the proprietors of a San Francisco paper, Colonel John McComb, of the Alta California, was strong in his approval of the lecture idea. "'Do it by all means,' he said. "'Take the largest house in the city and charge a dollar a ticket!' Without waiting until his fright came back, Mark Twain hurried to the manager of the Academy of Music, and engaged it for a lecture to be given October 2, 1866, and sat down and wrote his announcement. He began by stating what he would speak upon, and ended with a few absurdities such as, "'A splendid orchestra is in town, but has not been engaged. Also, a den of ferocious wild beasts will be on exhibition in the next block. A grand torchlight procession may be expected. In fact, the public are privileged to expect whatever they please. Doors open at seven o'clock. The trouble will begin at eight o'clock.'" Mark Twain was well known in San Francisco and was pretty sure to have a good house, but he did not realize this, and as the evening approached his dread of failure increased. Arriving at the theatre he entered by the stage door half expecting to find the place empty. Then suddenly he became more frightened than ever. Peering from the wings he saw that the house was jammed, packed from the footlights to the walls. Terrified, his knees shaking, his tongue dry, he managed to emerge and was greeted with a roar, a crash of applause that nearly finished him. Only for an instant, reaction followed. These people were his friends, and he was talking to them. He forgot to be afraid, and as the applause came in great billows that rose ever higher he felt himself born with it as on a tide of happiness and success. His evening, from beginning to end, was a complete triumph. Friends declared that for descriptive eloquence, humor, and real entertainment nothing like his address had ever been delivered. The morning papers were enthusiastic. Mark Twain no longer hesitated as to what he should do now. He would lecture. The book idea no longer attracted him. The appearance of the Hornet article signed, through a printer's error, Mark Swain, cooled his desire to be a magazine contributor. No matter, lecturing was the thing. Dennis McCarthy, who had sold his interest in the enterprise, was in San Francisco. Clemens engaged this honest, happy-hearted Irishman as manager, and the two toured California and Nevada with continuous success. Those who remember Mark Twain as a lecturer in that early day say that on entering he would lounge loosely across the platform, his manuscript, written on wrapping paper and carried under his arm, looking like a ruffled hen. His delivery, they recall, as being even more quaint and drawing than in later life. Once, when his lecture was over, an old man came up to him and said, Be them your natural tones of eloquence! In those days it was thought proper that a lecturer should be introduced, and Clemens himself used to tell of being presented by an old miner who said, Ladies and gentlemen, I know only two things about this man. The first is that he's never been in jail, and the second is, I don't know why. When he reached Virginia, his old friend Goodman said, Sam, you don't need anybody to introduce you, and he suggested a novel plan. That night, when the curtain rose, it showed Mark Twain seated at a piano, playing and singing, as if still cub pilot on the John J. Rowe. Had an old horse whose name was Methuselum, took him down and sold him in Jerusalem a long time ago. Pretending to be surprised and startled at the burst of applause, he sprang up and began to talk, how the audience enjoyed it. Mark Twain continued his lecture tour into December, and then, on the fifteenth of that month, sailed by way of the isthmus of Panama for New York. He had made some money and was going home to see his people. He had planned to make a trip around the world later, contributing a series of letters to the Alto, California, lecturing where opportunity afforded. He had been on the coast five and a half years, and to his professions of printing and piloting, had added three others—mining, journalism, and lecturing. Also, he had acquired a measure of fame. He could come back to his people with a good account of his absence and a good heart for the future. But it seems now only a chance that he arrived at all. Crossing the isthmus, he embarked for New York on what proved to be a cholera ship. For a time there were one or more funerals daily. An entry in his diary says, "'Since the last two hours all laughter, all levity, has ceased on the ship. A settled gloom is upon the faces of the passengers.' But the winter air of the north checked the contagion, and there were no new cases when New York City was reached. Clemens remained but a short time in New York and was presently in St. Louis with his mother and sister. They thought he looked old, but he had not changed in manner, and the gay banter between mother and son was soon as lively as ever. He was thirty-one now, and she sixty-four, but the years had made little difference. She petted him, joked with him, and scolded him. In turn he petted and comforted and teased her. She decided he was the same Sam and always would be. A true prophecy. He visited Hannibal and lectured there, receiving an ovation that would have satisfied even Tom Sawyer. In Keokuk he lectured again, then returned to St. Louis to plan his trip around the world. He was not to make a trip around the world, however, not then. In St. Louis he saw the notice of the great Quaker City Holy Land excursion, the first excursion of the kind ever planned, and was greatly taken with the idea. Impulsive as always, he wrote at once to the Alta California, proposing that they send him as their correspondent on this grand ocean picnic. The cost of passage was one thousand two hundred dollars, and the Alta hesitated, but Colonel McComb, already mentioned, assured his associates that the investment would be sound. The Alta wrote, accepting Mark Twain's proposal, and agreed to pay twenty dollars each for letters. Clemens hurried to New York to secure a birth, fearing the passenger list might be full. Furthermore, with no one of distinction to vouch for him, according to advertised requirements, he was not sure of being accepted. Arriving in New York he learned from an Alta representative that passage had already been reserved for him, but he still doubted his acceptance as one of the distinguished advertised company. His mind was presently relieved on this point. Waiting his turn at the booking desk he heard a newspaper-man inquire, what notables are going? A clerk with evident pride rattled off the names, Lieutenant General Sherman, Henry Ward Beecher, and Mark Twain, also, probably, General Banks. It was very pleasant to hear the clerk say that. Not only was he accepted, but billed as an attraction. The Quaker City would not sail for two months yet, and during the period of waiting Mark Twain was far from idle. He wrote New York letters to the Alta, and he embarked in two rather important ventures. He published his first book, and he delivered a lecture in New York City. Both these undertakings were planned and carried out by friends from the coast. Charles Henry Webb, who had given up his magazine to come east, had collected the celebrated jumping frog of Calaveras County and other sketches, and, after trying in vain to find a publisher for them, brought them out himself on the first of May, 1867. The printing was done by John A. Gray and Green, the firm for which the boy Sam Clemens had set type thirteen years before. It seems curious now that any publisher should have declined the little volume for the sketches, especially the frog story, had been successful, and there was little enough good American humor in print. However, publishing was a matter not lightly undertaken in those days. Mark Twain seems to have been rather pleased with the appearance of his first book. To Bret Hart, he wrote, The book is out and is handsome. It is full of errors. But be a friend and say nothing about those things. When my hurry is over, I will send you a copy to pison the children with. The little cloth and gold volume so valued by book collectors today contained the frog story and twenty-six other sketches, some of which are still preserved in Mark Twain's collected works. Most of them were not Mark Twain's best literature, but they were fresh and readable and suited the taste of that period. The book sold very well, and while it did not bring either great fame or fortune to its author, it was by no means a failure. The hurry mentioned in Mark Twain's letter to Bret Hart related to his second venture, that is to say, his New York lecture, an enterprise managed by an old Comstock friend Frank Fuller, ex-Governor of Utah. Fuller, always a sanguine and energetic person, had proposed the lecture idea as soon as Mark Twain arrived in New York. Clemens shook his head. I have no reputation with the general public here, he said. We couldn't get a baker's dozen to hear me. But Fuller insisted, and eventually engaged the largest hall in New York, the Cooper Union. Full of enthusiasm and excitement he plunged into the business of announcing and advertising his attraction and inventing schemes for the sale of seats. Clemens caught Fuller's enthusiasm by spells, but between times he was deeply depressed. Fuller had got up a lot of tiny hand-bills, and had arranged to hang bunches of these in the horse-cars. The little dangling clusters fascinated Clemens, and he wrote about to see if anybody else noticed them. Finally after a long time a passenger pulled off one of the bills and glanced at it. A man with him asked, Who's Mark Twain? Goodness knows, I don't. The lecturer could not ride any farther. He hunted up his patron. Fuller, he groaned, there isn't a sign, a ripple of interest. Fuller assured him that things were working underneath, and would be all right. But Clemens wrote home, Everything looks shady, at least if not dark. And he added that after hiring the largest house in New York he must play against Skyler Colfax, Restory, and a double troupe of Japanese jugglers at other places of amusement. When the evening of the lecturer approached and only a few tickets had been sold, the lecturer was desperate. Fuller, he said, there'll be nobody in Cooper Union that night but you and me. I am on the verge of suicide. I would commit suicide if I had the pluck and the outfit. You must paper the house, Fuller. You must send out a flood of complementaries. Very well, said Fuller. What we want this time is reputation, anyway. Money is secondary. I'll put you before the choicest and most intelligent audience that was ever gathered in New York City. Fuller immediately sent out complimentary tickets to the school teachers of New York and Brooklyn, a general invitation to come and hear Mark Twain's great lecture on the Sandwich Islands. There was nothing to do after that but wait results. Mark Twain had lost faith. He did not believe anybody in New York would come to hear him even on a free ticket. When the night arrived he drove with Fuller to the Cooper Union half an hour before the lecture was to begin. Forty years later he said, I couldn't keep away. I wanted to see that vast mammoth cave and die. But when we got near the building I saw all the streets were blocked with people and that traffic had stopped. I couldn't believe that these people were trying to get to the Cooper Institute, but they were, and when I got to the stage at last the house was jammed full, packed. There wasn't room enough left for a child. I was happy and I was excited beyond expression. I poured the Sandwich Islands out on those people and they laughed and shouted to my entire content. For an hour and fifteen minutes I was in paradise. So in its way this venture was a success. It brought Mark Twain a good deal of a reputation in New York even if no financial profit, though in spite of the flood of complementaries there was a cash return of something like three hundred dollars. This went a good way toward paying the expenses, while Fuller in his royal way insisted on making up the deficit, declaring he had been paid for everything in the fun and joy of the game. Mark he said, it's all right. The fortune didn't come, but it will. The fame has arrived. With this lecture and your book just out you are going to be the most talked of man in the country. Your letters to the Alta, and the Tribune, will get the widest reception of any letters of travel ever written. CHAPTER XXVII An Innocent Abroad, an Innocent Abroad, and Home Again. It was early in May the sixth that Mark Twain had delivered his Cooper Union lecture, and a month later, June 8, 1867, he sailed on the Quaker City with some sixty-six other pilgrims on the great Holy Land excursion, the story of which has been so fully and faithfully told in the Innocence Abroad. What a wonderful thing it must have seemed in that time for a party of excursionists to have a ship all to themselves to go a gypsying in from port to port of antiquity and romance. The advertised celebrities did not go, none of them but Mark Twain. But no one minded presently, for Mark Twain's sayings and stories kept the company sufficiently entertained, and sometimes he would read aloud to his fellow passengers from the newspaper letters he was writing, and invite comment on criticism. That was entertainment for them, and it was good for him, for it gave him an immediate audience, always inspiring to an author. Furthermore, the comments offered were often of the greatest value, especially suggestions from one Mrs. Fairbanks of Cleveland, a middle-aged cultured woman herself a correspondent for her husband's paper The Herald. It requires not many days for acquaintances to form on ship-board, and in due time a little group gathered regularly each afternoon to hear Mark Twain read what he had written of their day's doings, though some of it he destroyed later because Mrs. Fairbanks thought it not his best. All of the pilgrims mentioned in the Innocence Abroad were real persons. Dan was Dan Slote, Mark Twain's roommate. The doctor who confused the guides was Dr. A. Reeves Jackson of Chicago. The poet laureate was Bloodgood H. Cutter, an eccentric from Long Island. Jack was Jack Van Nostrand of New Jersey, and Moult, and Blucher, and Charlie were likewise real, the last named being Charles J. Langdon of Elmira, New York, a boy of eighteen, whose sister would one day become Mark Twain's wife. It has been said that Mark Twain first met Olivia Langdon on the Quaker City, but this is not quite true. He met only her picture. The original was not on that ship. Charlie Langdon, boy-fashion, made a sort of hero of the brilliant man called Mark Twain, and one day in the Bay of Smyrna invited him to his cabin and exhibited his treasures, among them a dainty miniature of a sister at home, Olivia, a sweet, delicate creature whom the boy worshipped. Samuel Clemens gazed long at the exquisite portrait and spoke of it reverently, for in the sweet face he seemed to find something spiritual. Often, after that, he came to young Langdon's cabin to look at the pictured countenance, in his heart dreaming of a day when he might learn to know its owner. We need not follow in detail here the travels of the pilgrims and their adventures. Most of them have been fully set down in the innocence abroad, and with not much elaboration, for plenty of amusing things were happening on a trip of that kind, and Mark Twain's old notebooks are full of the real incidents that we find changed but little in the book. If the adventures of Jack, Dan, and the Doctor are embroidered here and there, the truth is always there too. Yet the old notebooks have a very intimate interest of their own. It is curious to be looking through them today, trying to realize that those penciled memoranda were the fresh first impressions that would presently grow into the world's most delightful book of travel—that they were set down in the very midst of that historic little company that frolicked through Italy and climbed wearily the arid Syrian hills. It required five months for the Quaker City to make the circuit of the Mediterranean and return to New York. Mark Twain in that time contributed fifty-two or three letters to the Alta California and six to the New York Tribune, or an average of nearly three a week, a vast amount of labor to be done in the midst of sightseeing, and what letters of travel they were—the most remarkable that had been written up to that time. Vivid, fearless, full of fresh color, humor, poetry—they came as a revelation to the public weary of the tiresome descriptive drivel of that day. They preached a new gospel in travel literature—the gospel of seeing honestly and speaking frankly—a gospel that Mark Twain would continue to preach during the rest of his career. Furthermore, the letters showed a great literary growth in their author. No doubt the cultivated associations of the ship, the afternoon reading aloud of his work, and Mrs. Fairbank's advice had much to do with this. But we may believe also that the author's close study of the King James Version of the Old Testament during the weeks of travel through Palestine exerted a powerful influence upon his style. The man who had recited the burial of Moses to Joe Goodman, with so much feeling, could not fail to be mastered by the simple yet stately Bible phrase and imagery. Many of the fine descriptive passages in the Innocence Abroad have something almost biblical in their phrasing. The writer of this memoir heard in childhood the Innocence Abroad read aloud and has never forgotten the poetic spell that fell upon him as he listened to a paragraph written of Tangier. Here is a crumbled wall that was old when Columbus discovered America—old when Peter the Hermit roused the nightly men of the Middle Ages to arm for the first crusade—old when Charlemagne and his paladins beleaguered enchanted castles and battled with giants and genii in the fabled days of the olden time—old when Christ and his disciples walked the earth, stood where it stands today when the lips of Memnon were vocal and men bought and sold in the streets of ancient Thebes. Mark Twain returned to America to find himself, if not famous, at least in very high repute. The altar and Tribune letters had carried his name to every corner of his native land. He was in demand now to his mother, he wrote, I have eighteen offers to lecture at one hundred dollars each in various parts of the Union, have declined them all, belong on the Tribune staff and shall write occasionally, am offered the same birth today on the herald by letter. He was in Washington at this time, having remained in New York but one day. He had accepted a secretary ship from Senator Stewart of Nevada, but this arrangement was a brief one. He required fuller freedom for his Washington correspondence and general literary undertakings. He had been in Washington but a few days when he received a letter that meant more to him than he could possibly have dreamed at the moment. It was from Elisha Bliss, Jr., manager of the American Publishing Company of Hartford, Connecticut, and it suggested gathering the Mediterranean travel letters into a book. Bliss was a capable energetic man with a taste for humor and believed there was money for author and publisher in the travel book. The proposition pleased Mark Twain, who replied at once, asking for further details as to Bliss's plan. Somewhat later he made a trip to Hartford and the terms for the publication of the Innocence Abroad were agreed upon. It was to be a large illustrated book for subscription sale, and the author was to receive five percent of the selling price. Bliss had offered him the choice between this royalty and ten thousand dollars cash. Though much tempted by the large sum to be paid in hand, Mark Twain decided in favor of the royalty plan, the best business judgment I ever displayed, used to say afterward. He agreed to arrange the letters for book publication, revising and rewriting where necessary, and went back to Washington well pleased. He did not realize that his agreement with Bliss marked the beginning of one of the most notable publishing connections in American literary history. This is Chapter 28 of The Boy's Life of Mark Twain. This is a LibriVox recording. All LibriVox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, visit LibriVox.org. The Boy's Life of Mark Twain by Albert Bigelow Payne, Chapter 28, Olivia Langdon, Work on the Innocence. Certainly this was a momentous period in Mark Twain's life. It was a time of great events, and among them was one which presently would come to mean more to him than all the rest, the beginning of his acquaintance with Olivia Langdon. One evening in late December, when Samuel Clements had come to New York to visit his old Quaker City roommate, Dan Slote, he found there other ship comrades, including Jack Van Nostrand and Charlie Langdon. It was a joyful occasion, but one still happier followed it. Young Langdon's father and sister Olivia were in New York, and an evening or two later the boy invited his distinguished Quaker City shipmate to dine with them at the old St. Nicholas Hotel. We may believe that Samuel Clements went willingly enough. He had never forgotten the September day in the Bay of Smyrna when he had first seen the sweet-faced miniature. Now at last he looked upon the reality. Long afterward he said, It was forty years ago. From that day to this she has never been out of my mind. Charles Dickens gave a reading that night at Steinway Hall. The Langdons attended, and Samuel Clements with them. He recalled long after that Dickens wore a black velvet coat with a fiery red flower in his buttonhole, and that he read the storm scene from David Copperfield, the death of James Steerforth. But he remembered still more clearly the face and dress and the slender, girlish figure of Olivia Langdon at his side. Olivia Langdon was twenty-two years old at this time, delicate as the miniature he had seen, though no longer in the fragile health of her girlhood. Gentle, winning, lovable, she was the family idol, and Samuel Clements was no less her worshipper from the first moment of their meeting. Miss Langdon, on her part, was at first rather dazed by the strange, brilliant, handsome man so unlike anything she had known before. When he had gone she had the feeling that something like a great meteor had crossed her sky. To her brother, who was eager for her good opinion of his celebrity, she admitted her admiration, if not her entire approval. Her father had no doubts. With a keen sense of humor and a deep knowledge of men, Jervis Langdon was from that first evening the devoted champion of Mark Twain. Clements saw Miss Langdon again during the holidays, and by the week's end he had planned to visit Elmira soon. But fate managed differently. He was not to see Elmira for the better part of a year. He returned to his work in Washington, the preparation of the book and his newspaper correspondence. It was in connection with the latter that he first met General Grant, then not yet President. The incident characteristic of both men is worth remembering. Mark Twain had called by permission, elated with the prospect of an interview. But when he looked into the square, smileless face of the soldier, he found himself, for the first time in his life, without anything particular to say. Grant nodded slightly and waited. His caller wished something would happen. It did. His inspiration returned. General, he said, I seem to be slightly embarrassed. Are you? Grant's severity broke up in laughter. There were no further difficulties. Work on the book did not go so well. There were many distractions in Washington, and Clements did not like the climate there. Then he found the Alta had copyrighted his letters and were reluctant to allow him to use them. He decided to sail at once for San Francisco. If he could arrange the Alta matter, he would finish his work there. He did, in fact, carry out this plan, and all difficult he's vanished on his arrival. His old friend Colonel McComb obtained for him free use of the Alta letters. The way was now clear for his book. His immediate need of funds, however, induced him to lecture. In May he wrote bliss, I lectured here on the trip, the Quaker City excursion. The other night, $1,600 in gold in the house, every seat taken and paid for before night. He settled down to work now with his usual energy, editing and rewriting, and in two months had the big manuscript ready for delivery. Mark Twain's friends urged him to delay his return to the States long enough to make a lecture tour through California and Nevada. He must give his new lecture, they told him, to his old friends. He agreed, and was received at Virginia City, Carson, and elsewhere like a returning conqueror. He lectured again in San Francisco just before sailing. The announcement of his lecture was highly original. It was a handbill supposed to have been issued by the foremost citizens of San Francisco, a mock protest against his lecture, urging him to return to New York without inflicting himself on them again. On the same bill was printed his reply. In it he said, I will torment the people if I want to. It only cost them $1 apiece, and, if they can't stand it, what do they stay for? He promised positively to sail on July 6th if they would let him talk just this once. There was a good deal more of this drollery on the bill, which ended with the announcement that he would appear at the Mercantile Library on July 2nd. It is unnecessary to say that the place was jammed on that evening. It was probably the greatest lecture event San Francisco has ever known. Four days later, July 6th, 1868, Mark Twain sailed via Aspen Wall for New York, and on the 28th delivered the manuscript of the Innocence Abroad, or the New Pilgrim's Progress, to his Hartford Publisher. This is a LibriVox recording. All LibriVox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, visit LibriVox.org. The Boys' Life of Mark Twain by Albert Bigelow Payne Chapter 29 The Visit to Elmira and Its Consequences Samuel Clemens now decided to pay his long-deferred visit to the Langdon Home in Elmira. Through Charlie Langdon he got the invitation renewed, and for a glorious week enjoyed the generous hospitality of the beautiful Langdon Home and the Society of Fair Olivia Langdon, Livy, as they called her, realizing more and more that for him there could never be any other woman in the world. He spoke no word of this to her, but on the morning of the day when his visit would end he relieved himself to Charlie Langdon, much to the young man's alarm. Greatly as he admired Mark Twain himself, he did not think him, or indeed any man, good enough for Livy, whom he considered little short of a saint. Clemens was to take a train that evening, but young Langdon said when he recovered, Look here, Clemens! There's a train in half an hour. I'll help you catch it. Don't wait until to-night.  Mark Twain shook his head. No, Charlie, he said in his gentle drawl.  I promise to be circumspect, and I'll go to-night. That night after dinner, when it was time to take the train, a light two-seated wagon was at the gate. Young Langdon and his guest took the back seat, which for some reason had not been locked in its place. The horse started with a quick forward spring, and the seat with its two occupants described a circle and landed with force on the cobbled street. Neither passenger was seriously hurt, only dazed a little for the moment. But to Mark Twain there came a sudden inspiration. Here was a chance to prolong his visit. When the Langdon household gathered with restoratives, he did not recover at once and allowed himself to be supported to an arm chair for further remedies. Livy Langdon showed a special anxiety. He was not allowed to go now, of course. He must stay until it was certain that his recovery was complete. Perhaps he had been internally injured. His visit was prolonged two weeks, two weeks of pure happiness, and when he went away he had fully resolved to win Livy Langdon for his wife. Mark Twain now went to Hartford to look after his book-proofs, and there for the first time met the Reverend Joseph H. Twitchell, who would become his closest friend. The two men so different in many ways always had the fondest admiration for each other, each recognized in the other great courage, humanity, and sympathy. Clemens would gladly have remained in Hartford that winter. Twitchell presented him to many congenial people, including Charles Dudley Warner, Harriet Beecher Stowe, and other writing folk, but flattering lecture offers were made him, and he could no longer refuse. He called his new lecture The Vandal Abroad, it being chapters from the forthcoming book, and it was a great success everywhere. His houses were crowded, the newspapers were enthusiastic. His delivery was described as a long monotonous drawl, with fun invariably coming in at the end of a sentence, after a pause. He began to be recognized everywhere, to have great popularity. People came out on the street to see him pass. Many of his lecture engagements were in Central New York, no great distance from Elmyra. He had a standing invitation to visit the Langdon home, and went when he could. His courtship, however, was not entirely smooth. Much as Mr. Langdon honored his gifts, and admired him personally, he feared that his daughter, who had known so little of life and the outside world, and the brilliant traveller, lecturer, author, might not find happiness in marriage. Many absurd stories have been told of Mark Twain's first interview with Jervis Langdon on this subject, but these are without foundation. It was an earnest discussion on both sides, and left Samuel Clemens rather crestfallen, though not without hope. More than once the subject was discussed between the two men that winter as the lecturer came and went, his fame always growing. In time the Langdon household had grown to feel that he belonged to them. It would be only a step further to make him really one of the family. There was no positive engagement at first, for it was agreed between Clemens and Jervis Langdon that letters should be sent by Mr. Langdon to those who had known his would-be son-in-law earlier, with inquiries as to his past conduct and general character. It was a good while till answers to these came, and when they arrived Samuel Clemens was on hand to learn the result. Mr. Langdon had a rather solemn look when they were alone together. Clemens asked, You've heard from those gentlemen out there? Yes, and from another gentleman I wrote to concerning you. They don't appear to have been very enthusiastic from your manner. Well, yes, some of them were. I suppose I may ask what particular form their emotion took. Oh, yes, yes, they agree unanimously that you are a brilliant, able man, a man with a future, and that you would make about the worst husband on record. The applicant had a forewarned look. There is nothing very evasive about that, he said, Langdon reflected. Haven't you any other friend that you could suggest? Apparently none whose testimony would be valuable. Jervis Langdon held out his hand. You have at least one, he said. I believe in you. I know you better than they do. The engagement of Samuel Langhorn Clemens and Olivia Lewis Langdon was ratified next day, February 4, 1869. To Jane Clemens her son wrote, She is a little body, but she hasn't her peer in Christendom. End of Chapter 29. This is Chapter 30 of the Boy's Life of Mark Twain. This is a LibriVox recording. All LibriVox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, visit LibriVox.org. The Boy's Life of Mark Twain by Albert Bigelow Payne. Chapter 30 The New Book and a Wedding Clemens closed his lecture tour in March, with a profit of something more than $8,000. He had intended to make a spring tour of California, but went to Elmira instead. The revised proofs of his book were coming now, and he and gentle Livy Langdon read them together. Samuel Clemens realized presently that the girl he had chosen had a delicate literary judgment. She became all at once his editor, a position she held until her death. Her refining influence had much to do with Mark Twain's success, then and later, and the world owes her a debt of gratitude. Through that first pleasant summer these two worked at the proofs and planned for their future, and were very happy indeed. It was about the end of July when the big book appeared at last, and its success was startling. Nothing like it had ever been known before. Mark Twain's name seemed suddenly to be on every tongue, his book in everybody's hands. From one end of the country to the other, readers were hailing him as the greatest humorist and descriptive writer of modern times. By the first of the year, more than 30,000 volumes had been sold. It was a book of travel. Its lowest price was $3.5. The record has not been equaled since. In England also large editions had been issued, and translations into foreign languages were under way. It was and is a great book, because it is a human book, a book written straight from the heart. If Mark Twain had not been famous before, he was so now. Indeed, it is doubtful if any other American author was so widely known and read as the author of The Innocence Abroad during that first half year after its publication. Yet for some reason he still did not regard himself as a literary man. He was a journalist, and began to look about for a paper which he could buy, his idea being to establish a business and a home. Through Mr. Langdon's assistance he finally obtained an interest in the Buffalo Express, and the end of the year 1869 found him established as its associate editor, though still lecturing here and there, because his wedding-day was near at hand and there must be no lack of funds. It was the 2nd of February 1870 that Samuel Clemens and Olivia Langdon were married. A few days before he sat down one night and wrote to Jim Gillis, a way out in the Tuolumne Hills, and told him of all his good fortune, recalling their days at Angel's Camp and the absurd frog-story, which he said had been the beginning of his happiness. In the five years since then he had traveled a long way, but he had not forgotten. On the morning of his wedding-day Mark Twain received from his publisher a check for four thousand dollars, his profit from three months' sales of the book—a handsome sum. The wedding was mainly a family affair. Twitchell and his wife came over from Hartford, Twitchell to assist Thomas K. Beecher in performing the ceremony. Jane Clemens could not come, nor Orion and his wife. But Pamela, a widow now, and her daughter Annie, grown to a young lady, arrived from St. Louis. Not more than one hundred guests gathered in the stately Langdon parlours that in future would hold so much history for Samuel Clemens and Olivia Langdon, so much of the story of life and death that thus made its beginning there. Then at seven in the evening they were married, and the bride danced with her father, and the Reverend Thomas Beecher declared she wore the longest gloves he had ever seen. It was the next afternoon that the wedding party set out for Buffalo. Through a Mr. Slee, an agent of Mr. Langdon's, Clemens had engaged, as he supposed, a boarding-house, quiet and unpretentious, for he meant to start his married life modestly. Jervis Langdon had a plan of his own for his daughter, but Clemens had received no inkling of it, and had full faith in the letter which Slee had written, saying that a choice and inexpensive boarding-house had been secured. When, about nine o'clock that night, the party reached Buffalo, they found Mr. Slee waiting at the station. There was snow, and sleighs had been ordered. Soon after starting, the sleigh of the bride and groom fell behind and drove about rather aimlessly, apparently going nowhere in particular. This disturbed the groom, who thought they should arrive first and receive their guests. He criticized Slee for selecting a house that was so hard to find, and when they turned at last into Delaware Avenue, Buffalo's finest street, and stopped before a handsome house, he was troubled concerning the richness of the locality. They were on the steps when the door opened and a perfect fairy-land of lights and decoration was revealed within. The friends who had gone ahead came out with greetings to lead in the bride and groom. Servants hurried forward to take bags and wraps. They were ushered inside. They were led through beautiful rooms, all newly appointed and garnished. The bride-groom was dazed, unable to understand the meaning of it all, the completeness of their possession. At last his young wife put her hand upon his arm. Don't you understand, youth? she said. That was always her name for him.  It is ours, all ours, everything, a gift from Father. But still he could not quite grasp it, and Mr. Langdon brought a little box and, opening it, handed them the deeds. Nobody quite remembers what was the first remark that Samuel Clemens made, but either then or a little later, he said, Mr. Langdon, whenever you are in Buffalo, if it's twice a year, come right here, bring your bag, and stay overnight if you want to. Chant cost you a cent. END OF CHAPTER 30 This is Chapter 31 of The Boy's Life of Mark Twain. This is a LibriVox recording. All LibriVox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, visit LibriVox.org. The Boy's Life of Mark Twain, by Albert Bigelow Payne. Chapter 31 Mark Twain in Buffalo Mark Twain remained less than two years in Buffalo a period of much affliction. In the beginning prospects could hardly have been brighter. His beautiful home seemed perfect. At the office he found work to his hand and enjoyed it. His co-editor J. W. Larnard, who sat across the table from him, used to tell later how Mark enjoyed his work as he went along, the humour of it, frequently laughing as some new absurdity came into his mind. He was not very regular in his arrivals, but he worked long hours and turned in a vast amount of copy, skits, sketches, editorials, and comments of a varied sort. Not all of it was humorous. He would stop work any time on an amusing sketch to attack some abuse or denounce an injustice, and he did it in scorching words that made offenders pause. Once when two practical jokers had sent in a marriage notice of persons not even contemplating matrimony, he wrote, This deceit has been practiced maliciously by a couple of men whose small souls will escape through their pores some day if they do not varnish their hides. In May he considerably increased his income by undertaking a department called Memoranda for the new Galaxy magazine. The outlook was now so promising that to his lecture agent, James Redpath, he wrote, Dear Red, I am not going to lecture any more, forever. I've got things ciphered down to a fraction now. I know just about what it will cost to live, and I can make the money without lecturing. Therefore, old man, count me out. And in a second letter, I guess I'm out of the field permanently. I've got a lovely wife, a lovely house, bewitchingly furnished, a lovely carriage, and a coachman whose style and dignity are simply awe-inspiring, nothing less. And I'm making more money than necessary by considerable. And, therefore, why crucify myself nightly on the Platform? The subscriber will have to be excused for the present season, at least. The little household on Delaware Avenue was indeed a happy place during those early months. Neither Clemens nor his wife in those days cared much for society, preferring the comfort of their own home. Once, when a new family moved into a house across the way, they postponed calling until they felt ashamed. Clemens himself called first. One Sunday morning he noticed smoke pouring from an upper window of their neighbor's house. The occupants, seated on the veranda, evidently did not suspect their danger. Clemens stepped across to the gate and, bowing politely, said, My name is Clemens. We ought to have called on you before. And I beg your pardon for intruding now in this informal way.  It was at the moment when life seemed at its best that shadows gathered. Jervis Langdon had never accepted his son-in-law's playful invitation to bring his bag and stay overnight, and now the time for it was passed. In the spring his health gave way. Mrs. Clemens, who adored him, went to Elmira to be at his bedside. Three months of lingering illness brought the end. His death was a great blow to Mrs. Clemens, and the strain of watching had been very hard. Her own health, never robust, became poor. A girlhood friend, who came to cheer her with a visit, was taken down with typhoid fever. Another long period of anxiety and nursing ended with the young woman's death in the Clemens' home. To Mark Twain and his wife it seemed that their bright days were over. The arrival of little Langdon Clemens in November brought happiness, but his delicate hold on life was so uncertain that the burden of anxiety grew. Amid so many distractions Clemens found his work hard. His memoranda department in the galaxy must be filled and be bright and readable. His work at the office could not be neglected. Then, too, he had made a contract with Bliss for another book, roughing it, and he was trying to get started on that. He began to chafe under the relentless demands of the magazine and newspaper. Finally he could stand it no longer. He sold his interest in the express at a loss and gave up the memoranda. In the closing number, April 1871, he said, For the last eight months, with hardly an interval, I have had for my fellows and comrades night and day doctors and watchers of the sick. During these eight months death has taken two members of my home circle and malignantly threatened two others. All this I have experienced, yet all the time, have been under contract to furnish humorous matter once a month for this magazine. To be a pirate on a low salary with no share of the profits in the business used to be my idea of an uncomfortable occupation, but I have other views now. To be a monthly humorist in a cheerless time is drearier. CHAPTER XXXII At work on roughing it. The Clemens family now went to Elmira, to Quarry Farm, a beautiful hilltop place, overlooking the river and the town, the home of Mrs. Clemens' sister, Mrs. Theodore Crane. They did not expect to return to Buffalo, and the house there was offered for sale. For them the sunlight had gone out of it. Matters went better at Quarry Farm. The invalids gained strength. Work on a book progressed. The Clemens' that year fell in love with a place that was to mean so much to them in the many summers to come. Mark Twain was not altogether satisfied, however, with his writing. He was afraid it was not up to his literary standard. His spirits were at a low ebb when his old first editor, Joe Goodman, came east and stopped off at Elmira. Clemens hurried him out to the farm, and eagerly putting the chapters of roughing it into his hands, asked him to read them. Goodman seated himself comfortably by a window while the author went over to a table and pretended to write, but was really watching Goodman, who read page after page solemnly and with great deliberation. Presently Mark Twain could stand it no longer. He threw down his pen, exclaiming, I knew it! I knew it! I've been writing nothing but rot! You have sat there all this time reading without a smile, but I am not wholly to blame. I have been trying to write a funny book with dead people and sickness everywhere. Oh, Joe, I wish I could die myself. Mark, said Goodman, I was reading critically not for amusement, and so far as I have read, and can judge, this is one of the best things you have ever written. I have found it perfectly absorbent! You are doing a great book! That was enough. Clemens knew that Goodman never spoke idly of such matters. The author of roughing it was a changed man, full of enthusiasm, eager to go on. He offered to pay Goodman a salary to stay in furnish inspiration. Goodman declined the salary, but remained for several weeks. And during long walks, which the two friends took over the hills, gave advice, recalled good material, and was a great help and comfort. In May Clemens wrote to Bliss that he had twelve hundred manuscript pages of the new book written, and was turning out from thirty to sixty-five per day. He was in high spirits. The family health had improved, once more prospects were bright. He even allowed Redpath to persuade him to lecture again during the coming season. Selling his share of the express at a loss had left Mark Twain considerably in debt, and lecture-profits would furnish the quickest means of payment. When the summer ended, the Clemens family took up residence in Hartford, Connecticut, in the fine old Hooker House on Forest Street. Hartford held many attractions for Mark Twain. His publishers were located there. Also it was the home of a distinguished group of writers, and of the Reverend Joe Twitchell. Neither Clemens nor his wife had felt that they could return to Buffalo. The home there was sold, its contents packed and shipped. They did not see it again. His book finished. Mark Twain lectured pretty steadily that winter, often in the neighborhood of Boston, which was lecture headquarters. Mark Twain enjoyed Boston. In Redpath's office one could often meet and swap stories with Josh Billings, Henry W. Shaw, and Petroleum V. Naspy. David R. Lock. Well-known humorists of that day, while in the strictly literary circle there were William Dean Howells, Thomas Bailey Aldridge, Bret Hart, who by this time had become famous and journeyed eastward, and others of their sort. They were all young and eager and merry then, and they gathered at luncheons in snug corners and talked gaily far into the dimness of winter afternoons. Hart had been immediately accorded of high place in the Boston group. Mark Twain, as a strictly literary man, was still regarded rather doubtfully by members of the older set, the Brahmins, as they were called, but the young man already hailed him joyfully, reveling in the fine, fearless humor of his writing, his wonderful talk, his boundless humanity. CHAPTER XXXIII. In England. Mark Twain closed his lecture season in February 1872, and during the same month his new book, Roughing It, came from the press. He disliked the lecture-platform, and he felt that he could now abandon it. He had made up his loss in Buffalo and something besides. Furthermore, the advance sales on his book had been large. Roughing It, in fact, proved a very successful book. Like The Innocence Abroad, it was the first of its kind, fresh in its humor and description, true in its picture of the frontier life he had known. In three months forty thousand copies had been sold, and now, after more than forty years, it is still a popular book. The life it describes is all gone, the scenes are changed. It is a record of a vanished time, a delightful history, as delightful today as ever. 1872 was an eventful year for Mark Twain. In March, his second child, a little girl whom they named Susie was born, and three months later the boy Langdon died. He had never been really strong, and a heavy cold and diphtheria brought the end. Clemens did little work that summer. He took his family to Sabruk, Connecticut, for the sea air, and near the end of August, when Mrs. Clemens had regained strength and courage, he sailed for England to gather material for a book on English life and customs. He felt very friendly toward the English, who had been highly appreciative of his writings, and he wished their better acquaintance. He gave out no word of the book idea, and it seems unlikely that anyone in England ever suspected it. He was there three months, and beyond some notebook memoranda made during the early weeks of his stay, he wrote not a line. He was too delighted with everything to write a book, a book of his kind. In letters home he declared the country to be as beautiful as fairyland. By all classes, attentions were showered upon him, honors such as he had never received even in America. W. D. Howells writes, footnote seven, from Mark Twain by W. D. Howells, end of footnote seven. In England rank, fashion, and culture rejoiced in him. Lord Mayors, Lord Chief Justices, and magnates of many kinds were his hosts. He was desired in country houses, and his bold genius captivated the favour of periodicals that spurned the rest of our nation. He could not make a book, a humorous book, out of these people and their country. He was too fond of them. England fairly reveled in Mark Twain. At one of the great banquets a role of the distinguished guests was called, and the names properly applauded. Mark Twain, busily engaged in low conversation with his neighbour, applauded without listening, vigorously or mildly, as the others led. Finally a name was followed by a great burst of long and vehement clapping. This must be some very great person indeed, and Mark Twain, not to be outdone in his approval, stoutly kept his hands going when all others had finished. Whose name was that? We were just applauding, he asked of his neighbour. Mark Twain's! But it was no matter. They took it all as one of his jokes. He was a wonder and a delight to them. Whatever he did or said was to them supremely amusing. When, on one occasion, a speaker humorously referred to his American habit of carrying a cotton umbrella, his reply that he did so because it was the only kind of an umbrella that an Englishman wouldn't steal, was repeated all over England next day as one of the finest examples of wit since the days of Swift. He returned to America at the end of November, promising to come back and lecture to them the following year. END OF CHAPTER XXXIV This is Chapter XXXIV of The Boy's Life of Mark Twain. This is a LibriVox recording. All LibriVox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, visit LibriVox.org. The Boy's Life of Mark Twain by Albert Bigelow Payne, Chapter XXXIV. A New Book and New English Triumphs. But if Mark Twain could find nothing to write of in England, he found no lack of material in America. That winter in Hartford, with Charles Dudley Warner, he wrote The Gilded Age. The Warners were neighbors, and the families visited back and forth. One night at dinner when the two husbands were criticizing the novels their wives were reading, the wives suggested that their author-husbands write a better one. The challenge was accepted. On the spur of the moment Warner and Clemens agreed that they would write a book together and began it immediately. Clemens had had an idea already in mind. It was to build a romance around that lovable dreamer, his mother's cousin, James Lampton, whom the reader will recall from an earlier chapter. Without delay he set to work and soon completed the first three hundred and ninety nine pages of the new story. Warner came over and, after listening to its reading, went home and took up the story. In two months the novel was complete. Warner, doing most of the romance, marked Twain the character parts. Warner's portion was probably pure fiction, but Mark Twain's chapters were full of history. Judge Hawkins and wife were Mark Twain's father and mother. Washington Hawkins, his brother Orion. Their doings with those of James Lampton, as Colonel Sellers, were, of course, elaborated, but the story of the Tennessee land, as told in that book, is very good history indeed. Laura Hawkins, however, was only real in the fact that she bore the name of Samuel Clemens' old playmate. The Gilded Age, published later in the year, was well received and sold largely. The character of Colonel Sellers at once took a place among the great fiction characters of the world, and is probably the best known of any American creation. His watchword—'there's millions in it!' became a byword. The Clemens's decided to build in Hartford. They bought a plot of land on Farmington Avenue in the literary neighborhood, and engaged an architect and builder. By spring the new house was well under way, and matters progressing so favorably, the owners decided to take a holiday while the work was going on. Clemens had been eager to show England to his wife, so taking little Sissy, now a year old, they sailed in May to be gone half a year. They remained for a time in London, a period of honours and entertainment. If Mark Twain had been a lion on his first visit, he was hardly less than royalty now. His rooms at the Langham Hotel were like a court, the nation's most distinguished men among them Robert Browning. Sir John Millay, Lord Houghton, and Sir Charles Dilk, came to pay their respects. Authors were calling constantly. Charles Reed and Wilkie Collins could not get enough of Mark Twain. Reed proposed to join with him in writing a novel as Warner had done. Lewis Carroll did not call being too timid, but they met the author of Alice in Wonderland one night at dinner. The shyest, full-grown man, except Uncle Remus, I ever saw, Mark Twain once declared. Little Sissy and her father thrived on London life, but it wore on Mrs. Clemens. At the end of July they went quietly to Edinburgh, and settled at VH's Hotel on George Street. The strain of London life had been too much for Mrs. Clemens, and her health became poor. Unacquainted in Edinburgh, Clemens only remembered that Dr. John Brown, author of Rab and His Friends, lived there. Learning the address, he walked around to 23 Rutland Street and made himself known. Dr. Brown came forthwith, and Mrs. Clemens seemed better from the moment of his arrival. The acquaintance did not end there. For a month the author of Rab and the Little Clemens family were together daily. Often they went with him to make his round of visits. He was always leaning out of the carriage to look at dogs. It was told of him that once, when he suddenly put his head from a carriage window, he dropped back with a disappointed look. Who was it? asked his companion. Someone you know? No. A dog I don't know. Dr. John was beloved by everybody in Scotland, and his story of Rab had won him a worldwide following. Children adored him. Little Susie and he were playmates, and he named her Megaloppus, a Greek term suggested by her great dark eyes. Mark Twain kept his promise to lecture to a London audience On the thirteenth of October in the Queen's concert rooms, Hanover Square, he gave our fellow savages of the Sandwich Islands. The house was packed. Clemens was not introduced. He appeared on the platform in evening dress, assuming the character of a manager, announcing a disappointment. Mr. Clemens, he said, had been fully expected to be present. He paused, and loud murmurs arose from the audience. He lifted his hand and the noise subsided. Then he added, I am happy to say that Mark Twain is present, and will now give his lecture. The audience roared its approval. He continued his lectures at Hanover Square through the week, and at no time in his own country had he won such a complete triumph. He was the talk of the streets. The papers were full of him. The London Times declared his lectures had only whetted the public appetite for more. His manager, George Dolby, formerly manager for Charles Dickens, urged him to remain and continue the course through the winter. Clemens finally agreed that he would take his family back to America and come back himself within the month. This plan he carried out. Returning to London, he lectured steadily for two months in the big Hanover Square rooms, giving his, roughing it, address, and it was only toward the end that his audience showed any sign of diminishing. There is probably no other such a lecture triumph on record. Mark Twain was at the pinnacle of his first glory. Thirty-six, in full health, prosperous, sought by the world's greatest, hailed in the highest places almost as a king. Tom Sawyer's dreams of greatness had been all too modest. In its most dazzling moments his imagination had never led him so far. End of chapter 34 This is chapter 35 of The Boy's Life of Mark Twain. This is a LibriVox recording. All LibriVox recordings are in the public domain. For more information, or to volunteer, visit LibriVox.org. The Boy's Life of Mark Twain, by Albert Bigelow Payne. Chapter 35, Beginning Tom Sawyer It was at the end of January, 1874, when Mark Twain returned to America. His reception abroad had increased his prestige at home. Howells and Aldrich came over from Boston to tell him what a great man he had become to renew those Boston days of three years before, to talk and talk of all the things between the earth and sky. And Twitchell came in, of course, and Warner, and no one took account of time or hurried or worried about anything at all. We had two such days as the aging sun no longer shines on in his round, wrote Howells long after, and he tells how he and Aldrich were so carried away with Clemens's success in subscription publication that on the way back to Boston they planned a book to sell in that way. It was to be called Twelve Memorable Murders, and they had made two or three fortunes from it by the time they reached Boston. But the project ended there. We never killed a single soul, Howells once confessed to the writer of this memoir. At Quarry Farm that summer Mark Twain began the writing of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. He had been planning for some time to set down the story of those far-off days along the riverfront at Hannibal, with John Briggs, Tom Blankenship, and the rest of that graceless band, and now in the cool luxury of a little study which Mrs. Crane had built for him on the hillside, he set himself to spin the fabric of his youth. The study was a delightful place to work. It was octagonal in shape, with windows on all sides, something like a pilot house. From any direction the breeze could come, and there were fine views. To Twitchell, he wrote, It is a cozy nest, and just room in it for a sofa, table, and three or four chairs. And when the storm sweeps down the remote valley and the lightning flashes behind the hills beyond, and the rain beats on the roof over my head, imagine the luxury of it! He worked steadily there that summer. He would begin mornings, soon after breakfast, keep at it until nearly dinner time, say until five or after, for it was not his habit to eat the midday meal. Other members of the family did not venture near the place. If he was wanted urgently, a horn was blown. His work finished, he would light a cigar and stepping lightly down a stone flight that led to the house level, he would find where the family had assembled and read to them his day's work. Certainly those were golden days, and the tale of Tom and Huck and Joe Harper progressed. To Dr. John Brown in Scotland, he wrote, I have been writing fifty pages of manuscript a day, on an average, for some time now, and consequently have been so wrapped up in it, and dead to everything else, that I have fallen mighty short in letter-writing. But the inspiration of Tom and Huck gave out when the tale was half finished, or perhaps it gave way to a new interest. News came one day that a writer in San Francisco without permission had dramatized the Gilded Age, and that it was being played by John T. Raymond, an actor of much power. Mark Twain had himself planned to dramatize the character of Colonel Sellers and had taken out dramatic copyright. He promptly stopped the California production, then wrote the dramatist a friendly letter, and presently bought the play of him and set in to rewrite it. It proved a great success. Raymond played it for several years. Colonel Sellers on the stage became fully as popular as in the book, and very profitable indeed. CHAPTER XXXVI. The new home in Hartford was ready that autumn. The beautiful house finished, or nearly finished, the handsome furnishings in place. It was a lovely spot. There were trees and grass, a green shady slope that fell away to a quiet stream. The house itself, quite different from the most of the houses of that day, had many wings and balconies, and toward the back a great veranda that looked down the shaded slope. The kitchen was not at the back, as Mark Twain was unlike any other man that ever lived, so his house was not like any other house's. When asked why he built the kitchen toward the street, he said, so the servants can see the circus go by without running into the front yard. But this was probably his afterthought. The kitchen wing extended toward Farmington Avenue, but it was a harmonious detail of the general plan. Many frequenters have tried to express the charm of Mark Twain's household. Few have succeeded, for it lay not in the house itself, nor in its furnishings, beautiful as these things were, but in the personality of its occupants, the daily round of their lives, the atmosphere which they unconsciously created. From its wide entrance hall and tiny jewel-like conservatory below, to the billiard-room at the top of the house, it seemed perfectly appointed, serenely ordered, and full of welcome. The home of one of the most unusual and unaccountable personalities in the world was filled with gentleness and peace. It was Mrs. Clemens who was chiefly responsible. She was no longer the half timid, inexperienced girl he had married. Association, study, and travel had brought her knowledge and confidence. When the great ones of the world came to visit America's most picturesque literary figure, she gave welcome to them, and filled her place at his side with such sweet grace that those who came to pay their dues to him often returned to pay still greater devotion to his companion. William Dean Howells, so often a visitor there, once said to the writer, Words cannot express Mrs. Clemens, her fineness, her delicate, wonderful tact. And again, she was not only a beautiful soul, but a woman of singular intellectual power. There were always visitors in the Clemens home. Above the mantle in the library was written, The ornament of a house is the friends that frequent it. And the Clemens home never lacked of those ornaments, and they were of the world's best. No distinguished person came to America that did not pay a visit to Hartford and Mark Twain. Generally it was not merely a call, but a stay of days. The welcome was always genuine, the entertainment unstinted. George Warner, a close neighbor, once said, The Clemens house was the only one I have ever known where there was never any preoccupation in the evenings and where visitors were always welcome. Clemens was the best kind of a host. His evenings after dinner were an unending flow of stories. As for friends living near, they usually came and went at will, often without the ceremony of knocking or formal leave-taking. The two Warner families were among these, the home of Charles Dudley Warner being only a step away. Dr. and Mrs. Harriet Beecher Stowe were also close neighbors, while the Twitchell Parsonage was not far. They were all like one great family, of which Mark Twain's home was the central gathering place. End of Chapter 36 This is Chapter 37 of The Boy's Life of Mark Twain. This is a LibriVox recording. All LibriVox recordings are in the public domain. For more information, or to volunteer, visit LibriVox.org. The Boy's Life of Mark Twain by Albert Bigelow Payne, Chapter 37 Old Times, Sketches, and Tom Sawyer The Reverend Joseph H. Twitchell and Mark Twain used to take many long walks together, and once they decided to walk from Hartford to Boston, about one hundred miles. They decided to allow three days for the trip, and really started one morning with some luncheon in a basket and a little bag of useful articles. It was a bright brisk November day, and they succeeded in getting to Westford a distance of twenty-eight miles that evening. But they were lame and foot sore, and next morning, when they had limped six miles or so farther, Clemens telegraphed to Redpath, We have made thirty-five miles in less than five days. This shows the thing can be done. Shall finish now by rail. Did you have any bets on us? He also telegraphed howls that they were about to arrive in Boston, and they did, in fact, reach the howls home about nine o'clock, and found excellent company, the Cambridge set, and a most welcome supper waiting. Clemens and Twitchell were ravenous. Clemens demanded food immediately. Howls writes, I can see him now as he stood up in the midst of our friends, with his head thrown back, and in his hands a dish of those scalloped oysters without which no party in Cambridge was really a party, exalting in the tale of his adventure, which had abounded in the most original characters an amusing incidence at every mile of their progress. The pedestrians returned to Hartford a day or two later, by train. It was during another, though less extended, tour which Twitchell and Clemens made that fall, that the latter got his idea for a Mississippi book. Howls had been pleading for something for the January Atlantic, of which he was now chief editor, but thus far Mark Twain's inspiration had failed. He wrote at last, my head won't go, but later the same day he sent another hasty line. I take back the remark that I can't write for the January number, for Twitchell and I have had a long walk in the woods, and I got to telling him about old Mississippi days of steam-boating glory and grandeur as I saw them, during four years, from the pilot-house. He said, What a virgin subject to hurl into a magazine! I hadn't thought of that before. Would you like a series of papers to run through three months, or six, or nine, or about four months, say? Howls wrote at once, welcoming the idea. Clemens, forthwith, sent the first installment of that marvellous series of river chapters, which ranked today among the very best of his work.  As long as any one reads of the Mississippi, they will look up those chapters of Mark Twain's piloting days. When the first number appeared, John Hay wrote, It is perfect! No more, no less! I don't see how you do it! The old Times chapter ran through seven numbers of the Atlantic, and show Mark Twain at his very best. They form now most of the early chapters of life on the Mississippi. The remainder of that book was added about seven years later. Those were busy literary days for Mark Twain, writing the river chapters carried him back, and hardly had he finished them, when he took up the neglected story of Tom and Huck, and finished that under full steam. He had first thought of publishing it in the Atlantic, but decided against this plan. He sent Howls the manuscript to read, and received the fullest praise. Howls wrote, It is altogether the best boy story I ever read! It will be an immense success! Clemens however delayed publication. He had another volume in press, a collection of his sketches, among them the Jumping Frog and others of his California days. The Jumping Frog had been translated into French, and in this book Mark Twain published the French version, and then the literal retranslation of his own, which is one of the most amusing features in the volume. As an example, the strangers remark, I don't see no pints about that frog that's any better than any other frog. In the literal retranslation becomes, I no saw not that that frog had nothing of better than each frog! and Mark Twain parenthetically adds, if that isn't grammar gone to seed, then I count myself no judge. Sketches new and old went very well, but the book had no such sale as the adventures of Tom Sawyer, which appeared a year later, December 1876. From the date of its issue it took its place as foremost of American stories of boy life, a place that to this day it shares only with Huck Finn. Mark Twain's own boy life, in the little drowsy town of Hannibal, with John Briggs and Tom Blankenship, their adventures in and about the cave and river made perfect material. The story is full of pure delight. The camp on the island is a picture of boy heaven, no boy that reads it but longs for the woods, and a campfire, and some bacon strips in the frying pan. It is also thrillingly told and so vivid, we know certainly that it must all have happened. The adventures of Tom Sawyer has taken the place side by side with Treasure Island. End of Chapter 37 This is Chapter 38 of The Boy's Life of Mark Twain. This is a LibriVox recording. All LibriVox recordings are in the public domain. For more information, or to volunteer, visit LibriVox.org. The Boy's Life of Mark Twain, by Albert Bigelow Payne. Chapter 38 Home Pictures Mark Twain was now regarded by many as the foremost American author. Certainly he was the most widely known. As a national feature, he rivaled Niagara Falls. No civilized spot on earth that his name had not reached. Letters merely addressed Mark Twain found their way to him. Mark Twain, United States, was a common superscription. Mark Twain, the world, also reached him without delay, while Mark Twain, somewhere, and Mark Twain, anywhere, in due time, came to Hartford. Mark Twain, God knows where, likewise arrived promptly, and in his reply he said, he did. Then the letter addressed, the devil knows where, also reached him, and he answered, he did too. Surely these were the farthest limits of fame. Countless anecdotes went the rounds of the press. Among them was one which happened to be true. Their near neighbor, Mrs. Harriet Beecher Stowe, was leaving for Florida one morning, and Clemens ran over early to say good-bye. On his return Mrs. Clemens looked at him severely. Why, youth, she said, you haven't on any collar and tie! He said nothing, but went to his room, wrapped up those items in a neat package which he sent over by a servant to Mrs. Stowe, with a line, herewith receive a call from the rest of me. Mrs. Stowe returned a witty note, in which she said he had discovered a new principle, that of making calls by installments, and asked whether in extreme cases a man might not send his clothes and be himself excused. Most of his work Mark Twain did at Quarry Farm. Each summer, the family—there were two little girls now, Susie and Clara—went to that lovely place on the hilltop above Elmira, where there were plenty of green fields and cows and horses and apple trees, a spot as wonderful to them as John Quarl's farm had been to their father so long ago. All the family loved Quarry Farm, and Mark Twain's work went more easily there. His winters were not suited to literary creation. There were too many social events, though once it was the winter of 1976, he wrote a play with Bret Hart, who came to Hartford and stayed at the Clemens home while the work was in progress. It was a Chinese play—Ah, Sin!—and the two had a hilarious time writing it, though the result did not prove much of a success with the public. Mark Twain often tried plays, one with Howells, among others, but the Colonel Seller's play was his only success. Grand dinners, trips to Boston and New York, guests in his own home occupied much of Mark Twain's winter season. His leisure he gave to his children and to billiards. He had a passion for the game, and at any hour of the day or night was likely to be found in the room at the top of the house, knocking the balls about alone or with any visitor that he had enticed to that den. He mostly received his callers there and impressed them into the game, if they could play well and good, if not so much the better. He could beat them extravagantly, and he took huge delight in such contests. Every Friday evening a party of billiard-lovers, Hartford men, gathered and played and told stories and smoked until the room was blue. Clemens never tired of the game. He could play all night.  But many evenings at home, early evenings, he gave to Susie and Clara. They had learned his gift as a romancer and demanded the most startling inventions. They would bring him a picture requiring him to fit a story to it without a moment's delay. Once he was suddenly ordered by Clara to make a story out of a plumber and a bargain-sticker, which, on the whole, was easier than some of their requirements. Along the bookshelves were ornaments and pictures. A picture of a girl whom they called Emeline was at one end, and at the other a cat. Every little while they compelled him to make a story beginning with the cat and ending with Emeline. All was a new story, and never the other way about. The literary path from the cat to Emeline was a perilous one, but in time he could have travelled it in his dreams. CHAPTER XXIX It was now going on ten years since the publication of The Innocence Abroad, and there was a demand for another Mark Twain book of travel. Clemens considered the matter and decided that a walking tour in Europe might furnish the material he wanted. He spoke to his good friend, the Reverend Joe Twitchell, and invited him to become his guest on such an excursion, because, as he explained, he thought he could dig material enough out of Joe to make it a sound investment. As a matter of fact, he loved Twitchell's companionship and was always inviting him to share his journeys, to Boston, to Bermuda, to Washington, wherever interest or fancy led him. His plan now was to take the family to Germany in the spring, and let Twitchell join them later for a summer tramp down through the Black Forest in Switzerland. Meantime the Clemens household took up the study of German. The children had a German nurse, others a German teacher. The household atmosphere became teutonic. Of course, it all amused Mark Twain, as everything amused him, but he was a good student. In a brief time he had a fair knowledge of everyday German and a really surprising vocabulary. The little family sailed in April, 1878, and a few weeks later were settled in the Schloss Hotel on a hill above Heidelberg, overlooking the beautiful old castle, the ancient town, with the neck-hour winding down the Hazy Valley, as fair of you as there is in all Germany. Clemens found a room for his work in a small house not far from the hotel. On the day of his arrival he had pointed out this house and said he had decided to work there, that his room would be the middle one on the third floor. Mrs. Clemens laughed, and thought the occupants of the house might be surprised when he came over to take possession. They amused themselves by watching his people, and trying to make out what they were like. One day he went over that way, and sure enough there was a sign, furnished rooms, and the one he had pointed out from the hotel was vacant. It became his study forthwith. The travellers were delighted with their location. To Howells Clemens wrote, Our bedroom has two great glass bird cages, enclosed balconies, one looking toward the Rhine Valley and Sunset, the other looking up the Neckar Kudasak, and naturally we spent nearly all our time in these. We have tables and chairs in them. It must have been a noble genius who devised this hotel. Lord, how blessed is the repose, the tranquility of this place! Only two sounds, the happy clamour of the birds in the groves, and the muffled music of the Neckar tumbling over the opposing dykes. It is no hardship to lie awake while nights, for thin, subdued roar has exactly the sound of a steady rain beating upon a roof. It is so healing to the spirit, and it bears up the thread of one's imaginings, as the accompaniment bears up a song. Twitchell was summoned for August, and wrote back eagerly at the prospect. Oh, my! Do you realize, Mark, what a symposium it is to be? I do. To begin with, I am thoroughly tired, and the rest will be worth everything. To walk with you and talk with you for weeks together? Why, it's my dream of luxury. Meantime the struggle with the awful German language went on. Rosa, the maid, was required to speak to the children only in German, though little Clara at first would have none of it. Susie, two years older, tried and really made progress, but one day she said pathetically, Mama, I wish Rosa was made in English. And presently she was writing to Aunt Sue, Mrs. Crane, at Quarry Farm. I know a lot of German. Everybody says I know a lot. I give you a million dollars to see you, and you would give two hundred dollars to see the lovely woods we see. Twitchell arrived August first, Clemens met him at Baden-Baden, and they immediately set forth on a tramp through the Black Forest, excursioning as they pleased and having a blissful time. They did not always walk, they were likely to take a carriage or a donkey cart or even a train when one conveniently happened along. They did not hurry, but idled and talked and gathered flowers, or gossiped, with wayside natives, picturesque peasants in the Black Forest costume. In due time they crossed into Switzerland and prepared to conquer the Alps. The name Mark Twain had become about as well known in Europe as it was in America. His face, however, was less familiar. He was not often recognized in these wanderings, and his pen name was carefully concealed. It was a relief to him not to be an object of curiosity and lavish attention. Twitchell's conscience now and then prompted him to reveal the truth. In one of his letters home he wrote how a young man at a hotel had especially delighted in Mark's table conversation and how he, Twitchell, had later taken the young man aside and divulged the speaker's identity. I could not forbear telling him who Mark was, and the mingled surprise and pleasure his face exhibited made me glad I had done so. They did not climb many of the Alps on foot. They did scale the riggy, after which Mark Twain was not in the best walking trim. Though later they conquered Gemmy Pass, no small undertaking—that trail that winds up and up until the traveller has only the glaciers and white peaks and the little high blooming flowers for company—all day long the friends would tramp and walk together, and when they did not walk they would hire a diligence or any vehicle that came handy, but whatever their means of travel the joy of comradeship amid those superb surroundings was the same. In Twitchell's letters home we get pleasant pictures of the Mark Twain of that day. Mark today was immensely absorbed in flowers. He scrambled around and gathered a great variety, and manifested the intensest pleasure in them. Mark is splendid to walk with amid such grand scenery, for he talks so well about it as such a power of strong picturesque expression. I wish you might have heard him today. His vigorous speech nearly did justice to the things we saw. And in another place, he can't bear to see the whip used or to see a horse pull hard. Today, when the driver clucked up his horse and quickened his pace a little, Mark said, The fellow's got the notion that we were in a hurry. Another extract refers to an incident which Mark Twain also mentions in A Tramp Abroad. 8 Mark is a queer fellow. There is nothing so delights him as a swift, strong stream. You can hardly get him to leave one when, once he is in the influence of its fascinations, to throw in stones and sticks seems to afford him rapture. Twitchell goes on to tell how he threw some driftwood into a racing torrent and how Mark went running downstream after it, waving and shouting in a sort of mad ecstasy. When a piece went over a fall and emerged of you in the foam below, he would jump up and down and yell. He acted just like a boy. Boy he was, then and always, like Peter Pan he never really grew up. That is, if growing up means to grow solemn and uninterested in play. Climbing the Gornergrat with Twitchell, they sat down to rest and a lamb from a nearby flock ventured toward them. Clemens held out his hand and called softly. The lamb ventured nearer, curious but timid. It was a scene for a painter, the great American humorist on one side of the game, and the silly little creature on the other with the Matterhorn for a background. Mark was reminded that the time he was consuming was valuable but to no purpose. The Gornergrat could wait. He held on with undiscouraged perseverance till he carried his point. The lamb finally put its nose in Mark's hand, and he was happy all the rest of the day. In A Tramp Abroad, Mark Twain burlesques most of the walking tour with Harris, Twitchell, feeling perhaps that he must make humor at whatever cost. But today the other side of the picture seems more worthwhile. That it seemed so to him also, even at the time, we may gather from a letter he sent after Twitchell when it was all over and Twitchell was on his way home. Dear old Joe, it is actually all over. I was so low-spirited at the station yesterday and this morning when I woke, I couldn't seem to accept the dismal truth that you were really gone and the pleasant tramping and talking at an end. Ah, my boy, it has been such a rich holiday for me, and I feel under such deep and honest obligations to you for coming. I am putting out of my mind all memory of the time when I misbehaved toward you and hurt you. I am resolved to consider it forgiven, and to store up and remember only the charming hours of the journey, and the times when I was not unworthy to be with you and share a companionship which to me stands first after Livy's. Clemens had joined his family at Lausanne, and presently they journeyed down into Italy, returning later to Germany, to Munich, where they lived quietly with Fraulein at No. 1A Karlstraße, while he worked on his new book of travel. When spring came, they went to Paris, and later to London, where the usual round of entertainment briefly claimed them. It was the 3rd of September, 1879, when they finally reached New York. The papers said that Mark Twain had changed in his year-and-a-half of absence. He had somehow taken on a travel look. One paper remarked that he looked older than when he went to Germany, and that his hair had turned quite grey. End of Chapter 39 This is Chapter 40 of The Boy's Life of Mark Twain. This is a LibriVox recording. All LibriVox recordings are in the public domain. For more information, or to volunteer, visit LibriVox.org. The Boy's Life of Mark Twain by Albert Bigelow Payne Chapter 40 The Prince and the Pauper They went directly to Quarry Farm, where Clemens again took up work on his book, which he hoped to have ready for early publication. But his writing did not go as well as he had hoped, and it was long after they had returned to Hartford that the book was finally in the printer's hands. Meantime he had renewed work on a story begun two years before at Quarry Farm. Browsing among the books there one summer day he happened to pick up The Prince and the Page by Charlotte M. Young. It was a story of a prince disguised as a blind beggar, and, as Mark Twain read, an idea came to him for an altogether different story, or play, of his own. He would have a prince and a pauper change places. And through a series of adventures, learn each the trials and burdens of the other life. He presently gave up the play idea and began it as a story. His first intention had been to make the story quite modern, using the late King Edward VII, then Prince of Wales, as his prince, but it seemed to him that it would not do to lose a prince among the slums of modern London. He could not make it seem real, so he followed back through history until he came to the little son of Henry VIII, Edward Tudor, and decided that he would do. It was the kind of a story that Mark Twain loved to read and to write. By the end of that first summer he had finished a good portion of the exciting adventures of The Prince and the Pauper, and then, as was likely to happen, the inspiration waned, and the manuscript was laid aside. But with the completion of A Tramp Abroad, a task which had grown wearisome, he turned to the luxury of romance with a glad heart. To Howells he wrote that he was taking so much pleasure in the writing that he wanted to make it last. Did I ever tell you the plot of it? It begins at 9 a.m., January 27, 1547. My idea is to afford a realising sense of the exceeding severity of the laws of that day by inflicting some of their penalties upon the King himself, and allowing him a chance to see the rest of them applied to others. Susie and Clara Clemens were old enough now to understand the story, and as he finished the chapters he read them aloud to his small home audience, a most valuable audience indeed, for he could judge from its eager interest or lack of attention just the measures of his success. These little creatures knew all about the writing of books. Susie's earliest recollection was Tom Sawyer read aloud from the manuscript. Also, they knew about plays. They could not remember a time when they did not take part in evening charades, a favourite amusement in the Clemens home. Mark Twain, who always loved his home and played with his children, invented the charades and their parts for them at first, but as they grew older they did not need much help. With the Twitchell and Warner children they organised a little company for their productions and entertained the assembled households. They did not make any preparation for their parts. A word was selected and the syllables of it whispered to the little actors. Then they withdrew to the hall, where all sorts of costumes had been laid out for the evening. Dressed their parts, and each group marched into the library, performed its syllable and retired, leaving the audience of parents to guess the answer. Now and then even at this early day they gave little plays, and of course Mark Twain could not resist joining them. In time the plays took the place of the charades and became quite elaborate, with a stage and scenery, but we shall hear of this later on. The Prince and the pauper came to an end in due season, in spite of the wish of both author and audience for it to go on forever. It was not published at once, for several reasons, the main one being that a tramp abroad had just been issued from the press, and a second book might interfere with its sale. As it was the tramp proved a successful book, never as successful as the innocence, for neither its humour nor its description had quite the fresh quality of the earlier work. In the beginning, however, the sales were large, the advance orders amounting to twenty-five thousand copies, and the return to the author forty thousand dollars for the first year. End of Chapter 40. This is Chapter 41 of The Boy's Life of Mark Twain. This is a LibriVox recording. All LibriVox recordings are in the public domain. For more information, or to volunteer, visit LibriVox.org. The Boy's Life of Mark Twain by Albert Bigelow Payne Chapter 41. General Grant at Hartford A third little girl came to the Clemens household during the summer of 1880. They were then at Quarry Farm, and Clemens wrote to his friend Twitchell, Dear old Joe, concerning Gene Clemens, if anybody said he didn't see no pints about that frog, that's any better than any other frog, I should think he was convicting himself of being a pretty poor sort of an observer. It is curious to note the change in the stock quotations of the affection board. Four weeks ago the children put Mama at the head of the list right along, where she has always been. But now Gene, Mama, Motley, Cat, Fraulein, Cat, Papa. That is the way it stands now. Mama has become number two. I have dropped from four and become number five. Some time ago it used to be nip and tuck between me and the cats. But after the cats developed, I didn't stand any more, show. Those were happy days at Quarry Farm. The little new baby thrived on that summer hilltop. Also it may be said the cats. Mark Twain's children had inherited his love for cats, and at the farm were always cats of all ages and varieties. Many of the bedtime stories were about these pets, stories invented by Mark Twain as he went along, stories that began anywhere and ended nowhere, and continued indefinitely from evening to evening, trailing off into dreamland. The great humorous cared less for dogs, though he was never unkind to them, and once at the farm a gentlehound named Bones won his affection. When the end of the summer came and Clemens, as was his habit, started down the drive ahead of the carriage, Bones, halfway to the entrance, was waiting for him. Clemens stooped down, put his arms about him, and bade him an affectionate good-bye. 1880 was a presidential year. Mark Twain was for General Garfield, and made a number of remarkable speeches in his favour. General Grant came to Hartford during the campaign, and Mark Twain was chosen to make the address of welcome. Perhaps no such address of welcome was ever made before. It began, I am among those deputed to welcome you to the sincere and cordial hospitalities of Hartford, the city of the historic and revered Charter Oak, of which most of the town is built. He seemed to be at a loss what to stay next, and, leaning over, pretended to whisper to Grant. Then, as if he had been prompted by the great soldier, he straightened up and poured out a fervent eulogy on Grant's victories, adding, in an aside, as he finished, I nearly forgot that part of my speech, to the roaring delight of his hearers, while Grant himself grimly smiled. He then spoke of the general being now out of public employment, and how grateful his country was to him, and how it stood ready to reward him in every conceivable, inexpensive way. Grant had smiled more than once during the speech, and when this sentence came out at the end, his composure broke up altogether, while the throng shouted approval. Clemens made another speech that night at the Opera House, a speech long remembered in Hartford as one of the great efforts of his life. A very warm friendship had grown up between Mark Twain and General Grant. A year earlier, on the famous soldier's return from his trip around the world, a great birthday banquet had been given him in Chicago, at which Mark Twain's speech had been the event of the evening. The Colonel, who long before had chased the young pilot soldier through the Mississippi Bottoms, had become his conquering hero, and Grant's admiration for America's foremost humorist was most hearty. Now and again Clemens urged General Grant to write his memoirs for publication, but the hero of many battles was afraid to venture into the field of letters. He had no confidence in his ability to write. He did not realize that the man who had written, I will fight it out on this line if it takes all summer, and later let us have peace, was capable of English as terse and forceful as the Latin of Caesar's commentaries. END OF CHAPTER 41 This is Chapter 42 of The Boy's Life of Mark Twain. This is a LibriVox recording. All LibriVox recordings are in the public domain. For more information, or to volunteer, visit LibriVox.org. The Boy's Life of Mark Twain by Albert Bigelow Payne. Chapter 42. Many Investments The Prince and the Pulper, delayed for one reason and another, did not make its public appearance until the end of 1881. It was issued by Osgood of Boston, and was a different book in every way from any that Mark Twain had published before. Mrs. Clemens, who loved the story, had insisted that no expense should be spared in its making, and it was indeed a handsome volume. It was filled with beautiful pen and ink drawings, and the binding was rich. The dedication to its two earliest critics read, To those good-mannered and agreeable children, Susie and Clara Clemens. The story itself was unlike anything in Mark Twain's former work. It was pure romance, a beautiful idyllic tale, though not without his touch of humor and humanity on every page. And how breathlessly interesting it is. We may imagine that first little audience, the two good-mannered and agreeable children, drawing up in their little chairs by the fireside, hanging on every paragraph of the adventures of the Wandering Prince and Tom Canty, the Popper King. Eager always for more. The story at first was not entirely understood by the reviewers. They did not believe it could be serious. They expected a joke in it somewhere. Some even thought they had found it. But it was not a joke. It was just a simple tale. A beautiful picture of a long vanished time. One critic, wiser than the rest, said, The characters of those two boys, twin in spirit, will rank with the purest and loveliest creations of child life in the realm of fiction. Mark Twain was now approaching the fullness of his fame and prosperity. The income from his writing was large. Mrs. Clemens possessed a considerable fortune of her own. They had no debts. Their home was as perfectly appointed as the home could well be. Their family life was ideal. They lived in the large, hospitable way which Mrs. Clemens had known in her youth, and which her husband, with his southern temperament, loved. Their friends were of the world's chosen, and they were legion and number. There were always guests in the Clemens home. So many indeed were constantly coming and going that Mark Twain said he was going to set up a private bus to save carriage hire, yet he loved it all dearly and, for the most part, realized his happiness. Unfortunately there were moments when he forgot that his lot was satisfactory, and tried to improve it. His Colonel Sellers' imagination, inherited from both sides of his family, led him into financial adventures which were generally unprofitable. There were no silver mines in the east into which to empty money and effort, as in the old Nevada days. But there were plenty of other things, inventions, stock companies, and the like. When a man came along with a patent steam generator, which would save ninety percent of the usual coal supply, Mark Twain invested whatever bank surplus he had at the moment, and saw that money no more forever. After the steam generator came a steam pulley, a small affair, but powerful enough to relieve him of thirty-two thousand dollars in a brief time. A new method of marine telegraphy was offered him by the time his balance had grown again, a promising contrivance, but it failed to return the twenty-five thousand dollars invested in it by Mark Twain. The list of such adventures is too long to set down here. They differ somewhat, but there is one feature common to all. None of them paid. At last came a chance in which there was really a fortune. A certain Alexander Graham Bell, an inventor, one day appeared, offering stock in an invention for carrying the human voice on an electric wire. But Mark Twain had grown wise, he thought. Long after, he wrote, I declined. I said I did not want any more to do with wild cat speculation. I said I did not want it at any price. He, Bell, became eager, and insisted I take five hundred dollars' worth. He said he would sell me as much as I wanted for five hundred dollars, offered to let me gather it up in my hands and measure it in a plug hat. Said I could have a whole hatful for five hundred dollars. But I was a burnt child, and resisted all these temptations, resisted them easily, went off with my money, and next day lent five thousand of it to a friend who was going to go bankrupt three days later. It was the chance of fortune thus thrown away which perhaps led him to take up later with an engraving process, an adventure which lasted through several years and ate up a heavy sum. All together these experiences in finance cost Mark Twain a fair-sized fortune, though after all they were as nothing compared with the great type-machine calamity which we shall hear of in a later chapter. End of Chapter 42 This is Chapter 43 of The Boy's Life of Mark Twain. This is a LibriVox recording. All LibriVox recordings are in the public domain. For more information, or to volunteer, visit LibriVox.org. The Boy's Life of Mark Twain Chapter 43 Back to the River with Bixby Fortunately, Mark Twain was not greatly upset by his losses. They exasperated him for the moment, perhaps, but his violence waned presently, and the whole matter was put aside forever. His work went on with slight interference. Looking over his Mississippi chapters one day, he was taken with a new interest in the river and decided to make the steamboat trip between St. Louis and New Orleans to report the changes that had taken place in his twenty-one years of absence. His Boston publisher, Osgood, agreed to accompany him, and a stenographer was engaged to take down conversations and comments. At St. Louis they took passage on the steamer Goldust, Clemens under an assumed name, though he was promptly identified. In his book he tells how the pilot recognized him and how they became friends. Once in later years he said, I spent most of my time up there with him. When we got down below Cairo, where there was a big, full river, for it was high water season and there was no danger of the boat hitting anything so long as she kept in the river, I had her most of the time on his watch. He would lie down and sleep and leave me there to dream that the years had not slipped away, that there had been no war, no mining days, no literary adventures, that I was still a pilot happy and carefree as I had been twenty years before. To heighten the illusion he had himself called regularly with the four o'clock watch in order not to miss the mornings. The points along the river were nearly all new to him, everything had changed, but during high water this mattered little. He was a pilot again, a young fellow in his twenties, speculating on the problems of existence and reading his fortunes in the stars. The river had lost none of its charm for him.  How do you run plum point? He met Bixby at New Orleans. Bixby was a captain now on the splendid new anchor-line steamer City of Baton Rouge, one of the last of the fine riverboats. Clemens made the return trip to St. Louis, with Bixby on the Baton Rouge, almost exactly twenty-five years from their first trip together. To Bixby it seemed wonderfully like those old days back in the fifties. Sam was making notes in his memorandum book just as he always did, said Bixby long after, to the writer of this history. Mark Twain decided to see the river above St. Louis. He went to Hannibal to spend a few days with old friends. Delightful days, he wrote home, loitering around all day long, and talking with greyheads, who were boys and girls with me, thirty or forty years ago. He took boat for St. Paul and saw the upper river, which he had never seen before. He thought the scenery beautiful, but he found a sadness everywhere because of the decay of the river trade. In a notebook entry he said, The romance of boating is gone now. In Hannibal the steamboatman is no longer a god. He worked at the Mississippi Book that summer at the farm, but did not get on very well, and it was not until the following year, 1883, that it came from the press. Osgood published it, and Charles L. Webster, who had married Mark Twain's niece, Annie, daughter of his sister Pamela, looked after the agency sales. Mark Twain, in fact, was preparing to become his own publisher, and this was the beginning. Webster was a man of ability, and the book sold well. Life on the Mississippi is one of Mark Twain's best books, one of those which will live longest. The first twenty chapters are not excelled in quality anywhere in his writings. The remainder of the book has an interest of its own, but it lacks the charm of those memories of his youth. The mellow light of other