My name's Kayla and I work for 34sp.com. We're a hosting company based in Manchester. I'm used to pointing up for that, I point down for Scotland. So yeah, part of my job is speaking to customers about WordPress websites and as a hosting company we get people calling us, wanting to build their websites. If it's new customer they usually ask, how do I get started, what would you recommend? And we usually recommend WordPress. When we get people set up with WordPress, the first time they log into the dashboard sometimes they can look at it and just be a bit overwhelmed happens quite often. But part of my job is re-sharing them, walking them through the WordPress dashboard and hopefully getting them to stick with it long enough so that they see that it is awesome and that it's not quite as daunting as it appears to me. Is anyone here making their first website? Is anyone completely new to WordPress? I've got a couple of people. Cool, well hopefully you'll come away from this with some new knowledge and be a bit more confident when you're using WordPress. Because this is a workshop, instead of just a talk, because I usually give this as a talk, I'm going to be taking little pauses between sections to maybe take some questions, come down, help people. If people need specific help we'll just kind of try and make it a bit more interactive and yeah, see what we can do to help people get started. Slides are a bit weird. Oh, there we go, that's because I'm scrolling the wrong way. There we go, cool. So one of the reasons we, at 34SP, we recommend WordPress to new people. We recommend it usually before we recommend any kind of drag and drop style editor and the main reasons we do that is because WordPress is completely open source. If you have a WordPress website, it's your own website, you've got access to all the files, all the code, you can do whatever you want with it, you can take it wherever you want, whereas sometimes with the drag and drop style editors or if you're using a service that provides one of them, some of the time you're quite stuck in that location and you've got less freedom to do what you want with it. So for some people the drag and drop style thing is very much what they would like and that's fine, but for new people we try to get them on WordPress because when they've got used to it and set off and using it quite regularly they can do whatever they want with it and they've got more freedom overall and that's great. WordPress can also do anything. So any kind of website you can imagine, you can almost guarantee there will already be a plugin that does what you want your website to do. So if you want to run a shop you can install the WooCommerce plugin and set that up. If you want a forum there's a plugin for that, social media, any website you can think of there's probably a plugin that will help you achieve your outcome already and yeah that's really good, so you can do pretty much anything with WordPress. So what I'm going to do today is I've set up a little test website completely out of the box so it's your website as you would first log into it today. I'm going to go through the dashboard with you, maybe configure a few popular plugins and we're going to have a little talk about Gutenberg. I'm not going to go too much into Gutenberg because there's a workshop on it later, the Gutenbar. So if anyone's really got to learn lots about Gutenberg I recommend you go to that and I will be covering it because we need to, it's out soon. So I'm going to just talk through the WordPress dashboard first of all. So if people with laptops want to log in as well I'm just going to talk through what you see when you first log into WordPress. I've not gone through the installation process because most hosts will help you set up and that would take a good ten minutes so we're just going to jump straight into how I have a brand new website, what do I do with it. So when you first install WordPress you'll get something that looks like this which is a nice page ready for you to use. Not sure if it's exactly what I need just yet but let's log in and see what we can do with the new website. When you first log into WordPress you'll be given a, as part of the setup you're given a admin URL, a username and a password. So when you log in you'll be able to see this and as soon as you log in there's all these different options and if you're brand new to WordPress you might not quite know where to get started. So I'm just going to talk through a few of the sections. So this is your main dashboard page, any little bits of information you can find ahead. It's not too useful in terms of actually doing stuff for your website but you can find out about WordPress events, you can find recent comments and post counts and there's a little prompt for Gutenberg at the moment at the top. Not so little, it's actually huge. But we'll pay attention to that in a little bit because we'll install Gutenberg and go through that as well. At the moment the main places you will find yourself in your WordPress dashboard are in the posts and pages section. So you can add new blog posts in the post page. Pages is for more static content which will go through and add some of those shortly. If you scroll down you've got a comment section. Anyone who comments on any post or page on your site it'll come up here so you can approve it, you can delete it, you can mark it as spam. Any kind of comment management happens there. The appearance tab is where you handle your theme and widgets mostly. You can also configure your menu so the navigation you go into the appearance menu and when you click on themes you've already got some themes set up. Plugins, purely for plugins would you believe it? You click on the plugins section and you'd mostly be using the add new section or you'd be activating or deactivating plugins in this little area here and we'll go through configuring. Later on I'm going to go through configuring two popular plugins. It's going to do contact form 7 which is a plugin which adds a contact form to your site and we're also going to do some little configuring of Yoast and I'll show you what Yoast does as well because that's a plugin to kind of review the SEO on your site and it's quite a popular one. Users, you can add and remove users to your site. This is quite an important area of the site because anyone you want to give access to your site you would add them as a user here and one of the big things that we see a lot of people doing and it's not the best idea is when you add a new user you need to really think about the role you're giving them because we see so many people who just add everyone who manages their site as an administrator. So bear in mind when you're adding people as users there are several roles you can assign them. Let's go through adding one real quick. So you add a new user here, give them a name, an email address and some little details here. Importantly there's a role at the bottom. The subscriber can't really do much. The subscriber can basically log into the admin section and that's not a lot much else they can do. But as you go down there's more and more privileges to different users. The administrator can do absolutely everything. It can install new plugins, change your theme. They can basically break your site if they wanted to. Hopefully the nice people wouldn't do that. But just in case, or just in case they might do that by accident you'd usually want to set new people up as editors or authors. Authors can write content but not publish it for the most part and editors can add content and publish it themselves. But yeah you don't want to be adding people as administrators if you can help it. Other sections in the admin panel are the tools which have some, out of the box they have some import and export tools so if you want to change hosting providers or do any kind of management of data for your site you can usually do it in here because there's also the privacy, export and deletion tools within this section. Lots of plugins add additional options to the tools menu which will go through how to find plugin configuration shortly. One of the main places I find myself in the WordPress dashboard is the settings area. The settings has lots of useful little things you can do with your website. So if you click on settings and then general you can change the name of your website. You can change the tagline if you want to. Usually wouldn't play with the URLs unless you've been specifically told to or you know what you're doing in terms of changing the name of your website because it can break a lot of things potentially but usually hosting providers will help you with that kind of administration on your site. You can also, there's reading and writing options and this is for how people kind of interact with your site. I find the reading tab particularly helpful because you can set the home page format. So by default WordPress websites when you go to them on the home page you have a list of blog posts whereas if you go back into the general area you can assign a specific page in the, not the general area, the reading area. You can set a static page and you can make your own home page. So if I add a page called home or I can set a sample page for example and give that a save. Now instead of having different blog posts on my home page just having a blog feed I can have a static page where I can write something like welcome to my website and yeah you don't necessarily have to have the blog straight away on the home page and you can reassign the blog posts to a different page as well so say that, let's show you properly. So if I go to pages, add new and if I add blog and just publish that and go back into reading after creating my page if it wants to load, there we go. You can set home page, I've set to the sample page post page, I can set to blog, never save that. Now if I go to, might not come up in the navigation yet, nope. I can go to forward slash blog, blog and my posts now appear on the blog page and any posts I add will add to this blog page. So they're the main areas and settings that are in the dashboard once you first log in. We're going to go through a few of them again because I'm going to set up some stuff on the website and talk you through setting some stuff up yourselves. Let me just minimise this. Cool, so that's kind of the first introduction of just what each of these sections does because it's a workshop I'm going to try and take a break between little sections. Does anyone have any, is there anything to do with the actual dashboard and finding things that you're not too sure about? Oh good, oh yeah. That's okay because if you're not ready with a question about the specific section straight away, at the end I'm going to come down and have a proper chat with you. So yeah, yeah. That was specifically in terms of users. Basically if you go to the users section and you cite for that and just list all users. You've got a web designer or developer or someone on the site who doesn't necessarily a developer not so much because they might want to change the theme on your site. But if there's someone who logs in and their job is to just add content, just make sure that their roles are not set to administrator basically because somewhere else that could happen is say you've got like five administrators and one of them has an insecure password. Their account could be compromised and suddenly someone else can log in as an administrator. So it's just really important that you set your roles for your users appropriately. We'll go through other ways sites can break in plugins and things like that but it's mostly fine. We're going to go through selecting plugins that are usually more reliable and the kind of things to look out for. But yeah, don't worry, you saw it shouldn't break. Right, what we're going to do now is we're going to go through changing the theme on your site. WordPress has a ton of themes that you can choose from and I'll just show you how to install a theme and change a few settings on it. Different themes will have various ways of doing this. Most of the time themes come with documentation on their website. So we'll just add one as an example. So if you're going to a parent and then themes you've got some default themes here which you can have a play with. I particularly like 2015 out of the default ones that's my favourite. So you can activate that one if you wish to. You can also go to this corner here and if you like these themes are a bit boring or want something a bit more exciting you can go to add a new theme at the top and this will load you a lot of themes. You'll be put on the featured section straight away which these are the themes which WordPress thinks are pretty cool right now. Popular themes is a good one to look at. I usually have a browse of the popular themes because these are the themes other people are using and ones that they think are quite good. So you can choose one from here. But if you've got something specific in mind for how you want your site to look there's a little feature filter at the top of the themes area and you can click on that and it gives you all these little tick boxes that you can select. So for example say I want a food and drink website with two columns so I want my main content and a little sidebar hopefully when I apply filters it will find me appropriate blogs for that purpose. Then straight away. That's okay. That's okay. Okay cool well hopefully that's a bit better now. Cool. So you can use the feature filter if you've got something specific in mind for what you want your website to look like. So I can install this first one because that's got what I wanted. It looks like it's made for food websites and it's got one column activate. And now some themes come with bundled in plugins which I will ignore that for now because we'll go through plugins as a separate thing. But if I go to my website after activating that theme my website looks completely different now which is good because I didn't want my website to look like it did before. So that's how you install and add themes. Some themes will come with different options. Let's see if this one did. So to access most of the theme customizable options when you go into the appearance and themes area there's a little customize button here. Some older themes have a theme options tab or a sidebar. There might be a separate section specifically for theme stuff. Best thing to do if you're not sure how to customize your theme if you click on the theme in the appearance area you can go to the website of the theme and a lot of good themes have quite substantial documentation and we'll show you how to edit them. But hopefully it's nice and simple because you can click on customize from the appearance area and it should give you some specific theme options here. So I can change colors on this theme. So I can change my photo color. Let's go for a nice bright pink because I'm great at web design. Oh it doesn't look like it's done much. Let's disappoint in for this theme. Let's go for a background color in that case. Yes that is hideous. But yeah a different themes will have a lot of different options. This one's got an option to upgrade to a pro version. So I imagine if I downloaded the pro version I'd have even more options here. But just to show you the kind of things you can do certain themes will have tons of these options. They'll let you customize every little bit of it to different fonts, different colors for different widgets. Some of them have a lot of different options. So if you want to tweak the appearance of your website you can go into the customize area and usually find ways to edit your theme that way. I think that's it for the basic theme stuff. Is anyone not sure about anything to do with adding themes or configuring them at all? Yeah that is a very good question because a lot of the themes don't actually look like what they do in the preview image which can be super frustrating. That's when I usually go to the documentation on their website because the vast majority of themes I've come across if they, for example this one that I've added from the preview image it looks like it's got some sort of slider. I couldn't find any slider option. Let's see if we go to the website. It should tell us how to add one somewhere. Support theme documentation right there. And we can find the theme documentation for Fudica. It was Fudica Light I was on because it wasn't paid for one. It was in the preview image. Usually it's because it's just sadly not obvious but a lot of themes are really good like this and we'll have the documentation for it. The website won't be owned by WordPress. It will be owned by the theme provider. When you submit a theme to the WordPress repository it asks you to provide a website for documentation. It will link you to that company's website or that developer who ever made the theme but it's not actually a WordPress. It's not actually a website that WordPress.org have made themselves or administer at all. So yeah, depending on the theme it might not have the best documentation but particularly in the popular section and towards the top most of the themes people are downloading the downloading because they're quite good and usable. So if you see a theme that's potentially maybe it's not got fantastic ratings and I've jumped over to Edinburgh. How have I gone there? Go back to my website. So yeah, if you go to theme details is there an option to this? Give me a sample. I'm just checking if themes actually. You don't have ratings. Oh, there we go. If you click on them when you're searching for a theme so on this page when you go to add a new theme any theme you're looking at you can click on and it'll have a rating. If a theme has maybe a one or two star rating I'd imagine other people have probably struggled to make it look how they wanted. So that's something to bear in mind but yeah, honestly, if you're not too sure how to use a theme first point of call would be the website that it links to in your appearance section because most people are nice and tell you how to use things. Just going to go through creating some pages and I will mildly cover the new way of managing content with Guttenberg here. So at the moment when you have a brand new website and you want to add some content you might do it in a post or a page. As I said before posts are more for the blog style type of content where it's date specific it will appear on the website in a feed format so it'll scroll up as you add it'll scroll down the page as you add more posts whereas pages are more for static content so the content that doesn't change like if you have a contact form on your site you'd put that in a page, not in a post just anything that doesn't really change. So I'll add a quick post and this is what the current editor looks like which we'll go through the other one at the end. So add in a post today at WordCamp so you can set a title there and then add some content here and the current editor is quite similar to if anyone's used Word before you've got tools to do bold, italics it's fairly straightforward basic stuff you can set different paragraph types so if I want a heading here that will change the type of font I'm using and make it in a big header then I can add a paragraph and to the side I've got some settings for my post so you can set categories so say you blog about multiple different things you can set a category so I can add a category for WordCamps I can add a category for food because apparently I was making this a food blog so I've just posted about WordCamps my content is on point so you can add categories I recommend that you do add categories because when people are browsing your site they can browse between different categories if you give them the option and it just makes it a bit more nice and readable you can add tags as well which function in a similar manner so certain posts with certain tags will group together depending on how you display them I'd probably put this in a similar way to my categories you can also set a featured image which what you do here is you click on this and upload an image to the site and the featured image is usually something theme specific which depending on the theme it will display it in a nice kind of glorious way I'll show you what I mean let's get a nice picture of a puppy there we go that one's cute I don't recommend taking random images off websites rarely but I'll get rid of this website shortly don't judge me so I can click on featured image set featured image now if I go back to the top I can preview this post and see how it looks and there we go you can see that the featured image comes above the title of my page there because it's the featured one it's not actually part of the content depending on the theme it might display that in a big banner at the top it might do it at the side different themes will display featured images in different ways so you can set those per theme as well which is quite nice publish that for now and now my post is live on my site you can also set a status area here you can also choose one a post can go out you can set as a draft so if I go here I can change this to go out tomorrow at 10 if I wanted so you can choose one content published say you have a lot of date specific content you can get it all written up and then WordPress can take care of posting it when you actually need it and now that if I go back to my website because my theme has this already built into it er not there let me start again the sidebar has now added my categories and it's got an archive because I did a post at November I might not specifically want some of this content so I'm going to just have a quick talk about widgets as well so if I go into back into my parents area there's a widget section as well and widgets are little blocks of content which go in the sidebar of your website depending on the theme again a lot of where stuff appears depends on your specific theme so for my theme which I've chosen in the widgets area there are two sections to the side which are different areas for different widgets to appear so like we saw let me open another tab with this there we go so my sidebar at the moment has a search widget at the very top recent posts, recent comments and archives I'm going to get rid of the archives because I don't want them there so I can just click archives in my widget area and delete that there I'm going to change my search bar to be in the footer I don't know why but I can this doesn't have a save button the widgets area automatically saves these changes that you make so if I just refresh this page you'll see that my search bar that was here has gone there's one at the top as well but now I have searching my footer so you can customise the location of content using widgets and different plugins will add different widgets so you might want a widget to show something like an Instagram feed there's a plugin for that so you can install that plugin and then choose where some Instagram pictures would go for example and that's how the widgets work go over to creating pages because I've got a little side track when you add a page very similar to when we added the blog post it's exactly the same kind of information in terms of you can set a title you've got your little word like editor area where you can add the content that you want to but you don't have things like categories and tags and stuff like that because this is very much for just static content that just has information that doesn't really need that kind of stuff so if I add a page for contact I can add some contact detail there and publish a page and people can go to that page and have that information I'm going to just go into menus because at the moment I've added these different pages these different posts I don't know how people are going to find them because they don't have any kind of navigation or anything too useful for getting around my site at the moment so if you go back into the dashboard there is again under the appearance menu there is a menus option and you can add navigation bars with exactly what you want them to in this area you can add menus in the admin panel here but what I find more useful is if I click through to the front of my website and then click on the customize button at the top you can also add menus in the customizer and the reason I prefer to do it this way is because you'll get a live preview as you're adding them so that's two different ways you can add menus you can add them all in the back end and then go over to the site but if you go into the customize option at the top click on menus you can click on create new menu and I'm just going to give my menu a name so navigate and then it will ask me to set a menu location again different themes different options this theme allows me to add a menu to the top a main menu or a footer menu I'm just going to make this my main menu and see where that comes up I click next to it I'm going to add my home page my contact page and my blog page and then you can drag and drop them so I can move my blog page up you can nest pages so I can add my sample page and add two of them apparently let's not add two of them and you can nest them under and you can see it's got a little indent so this will appear under the contact page so if I have a look here the preview has already done this farmer I've got my home page, my blog page contact page with a little sub page which is my sample page and that's how it translates onto the site I'm going to get rid of the sample page and publish that and now I have some navigation for my site and you'll be able to add that in the menus area and people can use that to navigate around your site let's add it to the footer as well and see what that does there's where my bright pink is okay since my bright pink is there I'll publish that yeah so when it comes to the customising of the appearance of your site beyond looking at documentation and finding out what does what a lot of it is kind of just playing around just try different things you'll see what works and what doesn't for your specific themes yeah is there any questions because I covered a lot there I'm going to take a little moment is there anyone who's not sure about menus posts pages, any questions about that yeah okay so when you're sharing it on Facebook okay I don't know exactly how Facebook chooses the specific picture but something I'm going to go through in a little bit is configuring the Yoast plugin and one of the features of the Yoast plugin is it will let you choose the picture for the social post I'm pretty sure so I will show you I'm going to do plugins next so we'll go into that and you might be basically you might be able to use Yoast to decide what comes up on your social post this is forwardpress.org websites I'm not too sure if you can add Yoast on WordPress.com or not if you can add Yoast you can probably do it I'm happy to sit down and have a look with you by all means okay cool that usually depends on the theme because some of them in the customize menu will have a footer section and they can remove if they want a lot of themes won't let you do that because they want to be credited for the theme that they've produced you could be cheeky and maybe edit it in the code so it doesn't appear but I wouldn't necessarily recommend it because basically if the theme wants credit in they've done the work and it's a free theme the general kind of attitude is that they deserve the credit for the work they've done but some themes will let you remove the credit if you don't want it there that will be in the customize menu if they're okay with it that's okay there's plenty of people who don't necessarily want this random link to another site at the footer so because I've realised that it's quite a do I'm going to quickly go through Guttenberg and how it differs and then we're going to configure Yoast and then I'll come down and we'll see what we can do I think the fire alarm is going to go off somewhere during the session and we'll just give it a minute and carry on right so currently when you go to add a post or page as I mentioned this is how it looks you can add your title and it looks very much like Microsoft Word in a way it's something that you're quite familiar with for the most part and you can add content and use this bar to do it that's all changing in a couple of weeks I believe the current release date is the 27th WordPress is changing the editor interface and it's using Guttenberg which at the moment Guttenberg is a plugin but it's going to be built into core and this will be the new way you edit posts and pages so to show you what that's going to look like this is why on the homepage when you log into your dashboard straight away you've got this big prompt to try Guttenberg before it's released so you can familiarise yourself with it so I'm going to activate Guttenberg on my site so I can show you how that differs as soon as you activate Guttenberg it will show you a preview page but I'm going to go through it with you separately anyway so Guttenberg's activated same as before I'm going to go to add a post if I go to add new it's got a little tutorial there but I'm going to show you anyway when you go to add a post it'll look like this instead which is very different and from the look of it it looks like something completely new but it actually all the same stuff as before it's just a new way of doing the same thing so as soon as you click on Guttenberg you've got add a title and then below you can add some content so let's do what I did before I've set my title but click down below I can add a paragraph of text with Guttenberg rather than having everything in one word like editor Guttenberg handles different content types in blocks and what blocks are this header is a block that is a header type block this is a paragraph block if I press enter to start a new paragraph it does a new paragraph block and when I hover over it I can see how these blocks are highlighted and I can choose to move them if I wish I can add ooh there we go if I want to use the arrows to the side I can move them I can drag them up and down I can add different types of blocks what I'd recommend usually when people are asking me to get them started with Guttenberg adding different block types the easiest way to do it is to use this plus in the corner so I can add an image from there go to my media library and add our dog in here and then I've got a little caption area here and yeah this is basically how Guttenberg works I'm trying not to go too deep into it because I could go into it for ages because it's such a new thing people are asking us a lot of questions on how to add content and do different things with Guttenberg but basically it's just a case of instead of having a paragraph of different types of text like headers images all in one set location you add things block by block and if you go to the side menu here this is all the same stuff that was on the classic editor so you can set your categories on the permanent link of your website this is all stuff that's doable on the classical editor it's just a new way of doing it and if people want to learn more about Guttenberg I highly recommend going to the Guttenbar later on because I'll be there and I'm happy to sit down with people and create some posts in Guttenberg and yeah I really hope people give it a shot before it comes out and then it might be a little bit confusing can add our tags but yeah if I publish that works exactly the same way and it's the same for pages as well that's the same kind of content I could create in the classic editor it's just a little bit more I feel like it's a different kind of mentality to adding content because you do things block by block instead of just here's all my content so yeah if you're starting a new site I'd recommend giving Guttenberg a try sooner rather than later because it's what's going to come in core soon and yeah it'll be fine it's not so much a design tool as more of a content adding tool you don't think of it as something that kind of changes the overall appearance of your site you can have different looking pages like you can set cover images for pages depending how your theme looks but I tell people mostly to think of this as just the same way you add a blog post if you want to edit the way the site looks it's always going to be something more to do with the theme and choices you make in the appearance section but yeah if anyone's unsure about Guttenberg the Guttenbar later on should be really helpful okay I'm going to quickly add a plugin before the fire alarm goes off that's kind of my dun dun dun so add in a plugin go to the plugins menu add new plugin and I'm going to install the popular plugin Yoast SEO and what Yoast does is it's basically kind of like a review plugin for your content which I'll show you what I mean in a second so I've searched for Yoast installed it click to activate and that's installing Yoast on my site now and hopefully it'll refresh there we go so that takes me back to my plugins page and I can see that Yoast at the bottom is activated different plugins add different content to different areas of your site so when you install a plugin it can be really unclear what's actually changed luckily similar to with the theme if you go to the plugins area and click on the view details this gives you the plugins page on the WordPress repository so say you add a slider plugin and you're not sure how to use it you can click on view details and there's FAQ sections screenshots sometimes are helpful but you can also click on the plugin homepage which will take you to the developers homepage and you can find documentation there or you can go to the WordPress.org plugin page and there's forums and you can ask questions and people will generally try to help you use the plugin but yeah if you're not sure how to use a plugin as soon as you install it you can find that information there I know what Yoast does so I'm going to quickly show you when I go to add a new post on my page actually I've got some burger because this is the way it's going to be so I can create my I'm very diverse on my content so I can create a post about word camps I went at type today and it was fun so I've created a post now you might have noticed that below my post content now I have this little Yoast SEO tab and this is what Yoast does it doesn't do you can't actively see it doing too much most of the time but this is what the Yoast plugin does it basically reads your content and gives you a review of how SEO friendly Yoast thinks it is so the way it usually works is what I do is I go down to the focus key phrase and type in basically when you create content hope you might have a keyword in mind or there's a specific thing your post is about and when you go on to Google I want people to type in this and see my blog post so I want people to type in word camp and see my blog post and as soon as I type in word camp I get this very angry looking red smiley I don't think the angry smiley suggests that I'm doing good SEO if I scroll down it's given me this extra information here so basically Yoast is colour co-ordinating what's good and what's not so I've got a few good points there which are the green dots so keyphrase is in the introduction yes that's great for SEO keyphrase length yep these are I've not done a lot to make this post very good but helpfully Yoast gives you the red and orange marks and it tells you what things you can improve on per post so for example it tells me I should add internal links so I should link to other pages on my site I should add the keyphrase in my title which I put word camps if I change that you can kind of fool it and now I've got a green mark but I can't imagine that really helps my SEO at all so what I'd say with Yoast is some of it's helpful can be cheated a bit so what I usually say with Yoast is write your content how you want it have a look at what Yoast makes of it you're always going to get some red some green some orange I wouldn't necessarily try to get every single dot green because you'll end up with a post that sounds very robotic because you've been just trying to please Yoast, you've not been trying to write this nice fluent blog post what I usually do with Yoast is I write a blog post have a look over this and I'm like oh yeah I could add an internal link here I can add a few more words for the post count and then when you publish it or just save it you don't have to publish it this icon at the very top is kind of an overall score so my overall score is more in the orange than the kind of red area so I kind of got that one more than trying to please every single green mark because every time I tried to please every single green mark on Yoast my post sounds like complete rubbish but Yoast is a very popular and very good plugin for just kind of giving you a little bit of feedback on the content that you're doing so I wouldn't take everything it says as you have to do this it's just more of a oh FYI you could add a few links you can do this and yeah if something sounds reasonable and sounds quite natural for the post then yeah I'd do what Yoast tells you to do and that's an example of adding a plugin and using it on your website you can add plugins for contact forms which Fire Alarms about to go off any second but let's give that a go so if I go to add a different type of plugin I can show you how it's completely different to Yoast and how you don't do any of the same stuff so well apart from the other process going to plugins add new I want to add a contact form plugin because I don't have a contact form on my site yet if I type in contact form I'm going to go for the first plugin that I see here which is contact form 7 it's got over a million active installations and a really good rating so I think that sounds pretty good I'll install that there's tons of contact form plugins 127 returned in that search so if I didn't like contact form 7 I could probably find one that I do will activate that and again I go to the plugin page and it doesn't look like a lot's really changed I don't know why I expected I want to add a contact form to my site and I notice this there's contact in my sidebar now so I can click on that and this is what contact form 7 does it basically allows you to create new contact forms here or it gives you a very basic one out of the box and it adds this little each contact form has something called a short code assigned to it so I can copy that I can copy that short code and if I go to a page maybe the contact page that I created before click on that and this is how short codes work a lot of plugins use short codes to allow you to place bits of content where you want them so if I paste that in there in my content update that hopefully when I preview I might have a contact form and I do that's a good question if you by default contact form 7 will send the email to the admin email on your website so the one that's in the settings area but you can change that so if I go back into contact click on the contact form that I added to my website there is a settings area that's not the right one mail is the tab on after and by default it's set to use my email my email that I signed up to the website with I can change that to whatever I want so different contact forms you can put to different emails say you've got a contact form that should be going to


Alright guys, in this video I'm going to teach you how to fly in a lucid dream. I'm redoing this video because my last one I was in a dressing gown and the video quality was terrible. I probably might even delete that video. So, how to fly in a lucid dream? There are several ways you can do this, several different methods, but they really come down to the basic thing which is expectation and your belief. So like I've said many times, a lucid dream is composed or created by your subconscious beliefs and blueprints of the world. Your brain has a sort of idea of how things are supposed to work, right?  You know, these sorts of things, you know, a fire is supposed to be hot. These are what you could consider blueprints of the world, which your brain and subconscious mind has loads of them stored, right?  So for example, if a cat scratches you, you will then create a blueprint in your mind of a cat's claws being painful and sharp.  So then therefore if you found mouthwash in a dream and drank it, you would feel the same horrible feeling in your mouth. These are basic examples, okay? But really I just wanted to explain that your mind creates ideas and preconceptions about the world based on your experiences, your memories, okay? The whole dream scene is almost entirely created from memory and expectation or belief. So the question is, how do you fly? Because in waking life, you can't fly, right?  In waking life, you can't fly. So how do you fly in a lucid dream? Well, it comes down to a few things. You need to change your expectation about the dream, okay? You need to make yourself believe on an emotional level that you can do it, that you can fly. And this is where positive reinforcement comes into this. You need to tell yourself over and over again, I can fly in a lucid dream. I can decide how gravity works and how the laws of the universe affect me in a dream, okay? Tell yourself that over and over again until you believe it emotionally as well as intellectually. Then focus on the physics of it. So when most people fly or try to fly in a lucid dream, they will use what's known as physical actions or physical efforts. This is where you imagine your dream muscles tensing, you try and even flap your arms, you try and swim through the water or you try and push against it. Sorry, water, I mean air. These are physical actions which are based on your memories and expectations. You expect it to be difficult, right? You expect it to be difficult, but it shouldn't be. All you need to do to fly in a lucid dream is expect that you will be able to do it. You need to imagine where you want to go. Say if you want to go over the top of a mountain, imagine that you will go there and just look where you want to go and sort of induce the feeling of being able to go there. Tell yourself, I'm going to go there now. Don't focus on how to do it. Don't focus on flapping your arms or pushing against the air or jumping really high or hard. Don't focus on any of that because when you do that, when you focus on the physical aspect of flying in a dream, your subconscious beliefs kick in and they hold you down and put you on the floor. They make you fall, they make you tumble out of the sky. That's a really common problem. People try and use physical effort. You can't use physical effort in a lucid dream because there isn't any physics. Physics don't exist in a lucid dream, right? All that exists is your subconscious mind creating a world based on your memories and expectations. You need to change those expectations in order to fly. So, if you take nothing else from this video, just focus on that. You shouldn't use physical actions in a lucid dream because you're not in a real world. Physics don't work and laws of the universe don't apply. You can do whatever you want. You are the dream and you're not just some character in the dream, you actually are the dream. So don't try and jump, don't try and flap your arms. Look where you want to go and imagine, you know, just expect that you'll go there. And as you expect where to go, you need to focus not on where you're going but on where you're going after that. Let's say if you're flying towards a mountain. Don't focus on the mountain because then your subconscious beliefs will kick in again. Subconsciously you'll think, that's a long way away. You know, it's going to take effort and time to get there. You know, maybe I can't do it. And then you're suddenly reminded, oh no, I can't fly.  Focus on what's behind the mountain. Focus on what you'll do when you're there. So instead of, it's sort of like you're tricking your mind. It's like a lucid hack, okay? Don't focus on going to the mountain or flying to the mountain. Focus on what's behind the mountain. And imagine in your brain that you have to get there as quickly as possible. Imagine there's some sort of urgency associated with it and you have to get there fast.  And you're going to fly there, right? It's very simple. It's very easy. And when you do it like this, it becomes effortless. You don't need to think about it. You don't even need to try. You just focus on where you want to go. Focus on what's just behind where you want to go. And you do it. You fly. And it's very simple, okay? So hopefully this has been helpful. If you haven't subscribed, please subscribe. And I'll see you next time.


The Bemidji girl's soccer team was pegged as the cardiac kids in 2016. They're come from behind victories and never give in the towel fight, gave the fans a great season to watch. So what's in store for the group for this upcoming fall? Don't look now, but the cardiac kids are back and ready to take the field. I hope that's over. I hope we don't have to be a second half, you know, close, you know, win an overtime or whatever type of team. I'd like it if we just dominate because it's a lot easier on me. Okay, so maybe they might have caused a few gray hairs, but being in those games and battling back only built up their confidence. It helped us a lot to know when we're in those tough positions, we can still grow from them. If we get down a goal early, not to get down on ourselves, but to build from it and come back stronger and continue to work. And now they're another year older and more experienced, but the scenery will be a little different. We actually switched from double A to single A and that was an extremely strong double A section. So we were going to one of the lowest population school with intersection to not one of the highest population schools intersection. So it's a new set of opponents. Even though the path is new, the Jax weapons, they remain the same. Top two scores, Anna Schuchman and Lindsay Hildenbrand are back and ready to lead a balanced group of attackers. When we have like more than one player on the field who can hit a really good shot and get super helpful that we can all like work together and we all have like ability wise can do those sort of things and we all can like make the good past that we need to like win games. So cardiac kids are not they're ready for a fresh start to the season, focusing on togetherness, family and even a new outlook. Our theme for this season is making it count and so we really just want to make that our statement and every practice, every touch on the ball, everything you do is making it count. And hopefully when we get to sections, little show, we all care about each other and we all like are here to work for each other and to get better as a team, to not worry so much about like your individual, but like for the good of the team for all of us working together. So the cardiac kids will open up a week from tomorrow the 24th at 1 p.m. Bemidji Middle School against Walker, Hackensack, Akely. If you've enjoyed this segment of Lakeland News, please consider making a tax-deductible contribution to Lakeland Public Television.


अगर ठ्रुवार काद्या, और वी वी प्रसकीटी आप उदेडुम ना। अगर ख़ा विशा ता अगर ग़ा अगर और ख़ेगा और विशा आप और तराल्ग आप धिन। अदेडिन आप निए बगा आप याप येप, विशा बच्छा भी निए लोगा याप येप, थो सकृए सी, भागो आली औन देका. यीव तरी अग्ड़ा बागो अया देखाए। अगर भी अग्ड़ा थाँ बगुए का लिए तो आपको अगर बगतना बड़ेगा लिए। अगर करनावान है... लोगी ठियदमWAN अस तुर इस कि उपने ठाह मुझे आप शब यहते नहीं... वहां बधर तूब बबन ने अस णोभर के लाँप लए जान तोोगाेगेगेगेगे. हमा वो धोगा क्यो�プ़त देरते लीग की हूँँ. अपने को सब मानुन मुत्तार है, atleast हम लोग जो खाम कर रहा है, उसकी सारी इंपोविषे अमें होती है, but if you look from a customer's point of view, उसको मुत्सारी चीले बताने होती है, so accordingly, small small things उसके ले काफी मैंत करे है, so in that, in that situation, we are the ones who should be helping them out to understand things and move forward. उसके बताने होती है, बताने होती है, वोता है आपने की जिसकी है, we have freelancers है, हमार पास, क्या फिर प्रोड़क पेजने वोड़ होती है, what we do is, we make a standard sort of documentation and publish it in our blog, in the support section, it is not like that, there are people who would not understand that, so they need to be treated properly, they need to be answered very patiently and calmly and at that time, we need to keep in mind that if I was in that place, then what would I expect? जिस दें ये सोचोभे, your customer would be the happiest person using your product or getting service from you in the whole world, next thing is, I would advise, never use template replies when answering to customers, so how many people of you are selling products over here? या, कोई प्रोड़ी वेसते है, I have some commercial products, okay, so what I would advise is, never send template replies, typically it happens that, I don't know, when I am talking, you want this, no guys, that's not the way it needs to be treated, it is completely wrong, I mean, every one of you, if you read this manuscript and see that it is in front of you, it is not like that, you need to understand his concerns, sometimes it happens that he speaks 4-5 things at a time, so if we send template replies, it gets completely messed up, so what I would suggest is, completely understand his requirements, what is his concern, he should know that, after that, the point was, I would advise, point number one, the first question, the answer to this is so also, the second question, the answer to this is so also, the third question, the answer to this is so also, so what happens is, everything remains in second, and the customer feels that he is hurt, because template replies can't be done, what can't be done, what can't be done, so that is a complete difference, right, what you do when you write the reply is, you make point wise list, in which you state all the questions which are asked by that particular customer, and after that, you make the list and give the answer, and then you send it, so never send complete replies, understand customer's concerns patient, so my friend general advice is, properly everybody listens, patiently listen, there is a difference in properly and patiently, patiently meaning, no matter, however times, you know, how many times the customer asks you the same thing, you tell him so many times, and it happens many times, so basically, customer is not able to do what you are asking him to do, or what you are requesting him to do, so in that case, you may patiently, you know, reply, I would be very happy, solving this issue for you by accessing your website, there are many customers who will actually allow you to access their website and fix it for you, what happens is, this process somewhere makes the time size smaller while solving the tickets or while answering to the customers, it seems stupid to you, it's because you know the answer, if you have any such question, and you know the answer, and that question, if someone is asking you something else, then the question is not stupid, for that, maybe, there is a big thing, just because you know the answer, it is not necessary for the customer to know the answer, and he does not know the answer, he has to help, so be very much patient, and never think that any question is very small, every question makes a million, if someone has a problem, then only you have to ask, so be very patient, and treat him very patiently, and help him as many times as you can, that's it, next is, yes, sometimes while you are working with a particular client, or you know, you are managing a product, some people are using your product, somebody is using your product, or someone is buying services from you, or if you don't know the answer, you have to make a mistake in that service or product, so at that particular time, one of the clients, take the responsibility, speak up, okay fine, my bad, I have made a mistake, I have made this particular mistake, or I have identified this as a product, and I am working on it, and I will release the statement or the statement service, or whatever it may be, very soon, I will keep you posted, on that, if you are using a product, so what you can do is, you can do is, make a simple list, okay fine, today's day, these are the problems, customer has pointed out, and there are two problems, we have identified as a product, so reply to them, okay fine, these have been identified as a product, we are working on it, we will get back to you, as soon as this has been resolved, take their name and email it to the list, as soon as the problem has been resolved, just mail them saying, okay fine, the following issue has been resolved, and we check it at your, after that check it, and if there is any problem, then tell me, in this case, what happens is, the customer feels that okay fine, my issue or my problem is taken very seriously, or the company treats customers very seriously, every problem is taken every time very seriously, this is a very minor thing, it's okay to ask for more clarity, as it happens a lot that, when we are providing support, what happens is, what happens is client go, who explains the problem, he can explain it very well, and maybe he has explained it very well, but he doesn't understand it, so at that point of time, it is okay, if you have not understood the client, what you have to portray, you can tell him, okay fine, I don't understand what you want to portray, may I ask you to explain the issue in more detail, this would be something, you would understand and you would happily reply to you, so if you don't understand any issue, then it is okay to ask the client to provide more clarification, correct, cooperate and collaborate, correct thing is when, you either work, or the work you are doing with you, your company or your company is doing a lot of work, if you are talking to a customer, make a small mistake, or there are some problems with the framing of sentences, or giving answers, so at that point of time, what you can do is, you can correct it, the next thing is cooperate, same as if you are answering someone, and if you make a mistake, then you will cooperate with that mistake, you will cooperate with each other to make sure that a particular support project is handled more properly, so that's all for today, keep calm and keep spreading happiness, thank you so much, why better if all matters are not best, if someone is using your particular product or your particular service, what would happen is, if you provide with the best service, even portray a name in 10 people, you know if I went to this guy for a particular service and he was awesome doing it, and this is how you get business, and at the same time if you mess up with a particular client, he will be very honest to portray that with many of his friends or colleagues, to make sure that they don't get all the money from you, so this is very important, any questions, yes you can use it


I'd like to start off by sharing with you a text message that I got one day last fall while walking to my office. It was sent directly from the brain of a person who is paralyzed from the neck down using only his thoughts and some clever computer software. As you might expect, I got pretty excited about this message. In fact, I've been working toward it for most of my life. On my fourth birthday, my family of five was happy and healthy, and my father was an engaged and attentive parent. Six months later, he was involved in a terrible car accident that left him barely able to move or speak. I grew up hardly knowing him, frustrated that I was unable to understand the things that he was trying to tell me. In my young child's brain, there had to be some way to fix this problem that the adult said was unfixable. I was inspired by science fiction, like a novel that described detaching the brain of a disabled person to the controls of a starship. But the more I learned about the complexity of the brain, the more difficult the problem seemed to become. How could we extract signals from the brain and put them to the outside world while bypassing the broken body? The answer lay in understanding the language of the brain. To do this, we rely on a phrasebook that's been developed over decades of fundamental neuroscience research. We need to listen to the neurons, the cells that represent the citizens of the brain, and decipher their language so that we can derive signals to steer our starship or to write a text message. The best way to listen to the neurons is to get very close to them. In our laboratory, we use a sensor that's about the size of a baby aspirin made of silicon with 100 electrodes that penetrate into the outer layers of the brain to about the thickness of a quarter. These probes nestle down among the millions of neurons that control movement of the opposite arm. Communication in the nervous system happens by brief electrical impulses called action potentials. Each one of these probes can read out from one or many neurons and read out the activity across the entire ensemble. We are now listening to the opinions of our neural citizens. These tiny signals are then routed out of the brain, amplified and digitized. Once in digital form, we can use them like any other data. So for example, to decode using our phrase book. One fundamental observation that forms the basis of our phrase book is that neurons communicate by firing faster or slower depending on what they want to communicate. You can think of it almost like putting an applause meter on each neuron. So for example, this neuron may clap like crazy with leftward movement. And we can denote that with a left arrow. This neuron doesn't really care if I'm moving my arm downwards, but it may applaud with upward movement. We can now tell on a second by second basis how all of our neurons are voting. Each neuron has its own preferred direction, which we can map out over the entire array. If we denote the firing rate with the size of the arrow, we can tell how our neural population is voting. So for example, if I want to move up and to the left to touch this target that appears on a computer screen, the neurons will vote depending on how much they like that move and let us to directly read out the brain's movement signal. This has allowed me to finally realize my dream of restoring function to people with paralysis. Given the ability to move a cursor, our research participants can use an unmodified Android tablet to surf the web, compose text messages, and to do things that they might not otherwise have been able to do. I've been particularly inspired by Jean-Dominique Bobby's incredible book, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly. The former editor in Elle magazine, he was struck by a brainstem stroke and left unable to move, completely paralyzed, except for the ability to blink. He wrote this book one character at a time using eyeblinks to indicate his intention. Many of you have heard of ALS, or Lou Gehrig's disease. This disease causes progressive paralysis and sometimes results in the inability to speak or communicate. This 52-year-old woman with ALS is using the innovations developed in our laboratory to type it about six words per minute, or about half the speed of a teenager texting on a cell phone. The goal of our laboratory, as well as of the larger brain gate consortium of which I'm a part, one of our major goals, is to provide access to a computer system using only thoughts 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. Think of it as plugging a USB Bluetooth into a computer and being able to use it with your brain. We're on the threshold of building replacement circuits for the brain. The potential is enormous, both for restoring function and for understanding how the brain works. As our phrasebook turns into a dictionary, we'll be able to decipher the inner workings of the brain and route around damaged circuits. In the very near future, we'll be able to provide restoration of function for people with paralysis. But what if we could provide some advantage by leveraging action at the speed of thought? These are the types of questions that we're going to have to consider as our technology continues to advance. But in the meantime, I think restoring the ability to connect with loved ones should be our major goal.


Hello, and welcome back to the craft box. My name is Brent and today we're on episode 304 of The Death Walkthrough maybe this can last episode I don't know but we're starting off by talking to Hans over here last time if you haven't checked it out already We finished off Gobleton and we met up with everybody in the Vaughn Trapper state If you haven't seen that you should go and check it out, but Hans All right. All right. I can do this. I can do this. They are just goomies Toothless scooshy goomies. I can Don't speak up on people when they are planning to infiltrate the production and distribution center of an army of soldier bears Anyway, the plan is simple. We go in we find out who runs this place and shut them down Alongs the way, we will use your splint orphans to cancel out the anti-joy programming and any goomies We see makes them nice and docile again. All right. Yeah, we can do this Right, here we go. Let's go to the production junction. This is the second no the third last dungeon I'll say third last the last one's a little bit split But basically the third fourth last dungeon if you're counting the other ones, but you know, we're nearly there. We're nearly there Basically the climax is about to happen Holt valued customer Paul's new information downloading Holt traitors to Nana's old-fashioned caramel delights. You must be processed then exterminated Right, I'll be back once I have defeated these whatchamadrones Right. I am back. Here we go with the kill. Hopefully. I mean it should kill we have like a million blades I Just couldn't find any hit for so long. It was very frustrating very very frustrating But hey, we did it Right, let's use the splint orphans on the gummies It is working the splint orphans are Science-ing away the anti-joys right before our eyes. Come on. Let us find more gummies Right, let's go to the next room. Oh No, these gummies are already active. You think you can meddle with my little pretty What right I will be back once I have defeated these guys Just because I'm trying to pack as much into this episode as possible and I know there's bosses coming up But yeah, they're creme brays. We've fought them before so might as well. I am back here.  I do have prisms because I'm smart and sometimes remember prisms. Just sometimes Sometimes but yeah, let's go for the kill, which is good. It did lovely lovely lovely Slight overkill, but hey couldn't find my prisms this time, but that's fine Always something you can't find but yeah, easy peasy Model to use that we are improving them fixing them so they cannot go sour But they must go sour. It is their divine The world screams out that it is sad and my beauty is destroy things so it can smile again Oh Come on visit. Let us just fix these gummies Yeah, sounds good. I'm surprised that this one didn't turn when I guess we just met some master of this place That was a mission. Uh-huh mission advice. I just wish we knew beforehand. She is the cuckoo bonkers Cuckoo bonkers. Yep. Definitely and go mad and take people down vs them yet. You will pay Uh-huh. Well, I know right. Let's quickly put in a faint Yep, that sounds good I like how you talk about yourself in the third person kind of cool, right myth 19 boss and um a Watch in the golem life Not too difficult. Hopefully Um, don't know the cheats if there is any there might be. I don't know.  Usually you do not get a shad first time especially when Um, the boss has shared rating. That's crazy. Absolutely crazy. Um, but hey, we did that's cool This is a sanctuary or namaste one of those two. I think it might be a sanctuary to be honest Actually, no, it's a namaste. It's a bit too big for a sanctuary. I think pretty sure it's a namaste We'll check though. We'll check it is a namaste. Yep Right, let's go for a faint. There's only 10k to do. I can't remember the cheats. I'm hoping I mean the bosses were kind of broken when I did them in test drums So there could be some serious cheats that I don't know about and could really die in just five seconds But hey, maybe not maybe not is this fine. Are you are you allowing that yet? You're fine. Okay, that's good Good to know good to know. We're just gonna I mean, I kind of just want to hit to be honest Just to get out though watch my golem But I think a blade would be better, but we we're gonna hit we're gonna hit because we can do not earthquake me do not Okay, this is fine. This is fine Earthquake though. No, that would not be fine at all, but this is fine This is perfectly fine. We can deal with this It's gonna do a heck of a lot of the damage Which is not good, which is also why I hit early just because I do get a little bit nervous with myth when they have sheds and you know pips and stuff Slightly nervous, but hey the life guy will be out. We'll get a whole bunch of heals We'll be back up to full health, which is good and all should be fantastic most likely Hopefully probably maybe right crit and blade and faint and no block even better so close 2000 left that will be easy blade into a shipper falls fantastic Fantastic minions out I mean, yeah, just a shipper falls should kill with a blade or a faint if we get it But we have a blade. I could even lulu, but I'm just gonna blade into a shipper falls It'll be a bit easier. I think unless you shield right now, which it could be or a blade. It's a blade Okay, that's not too bad. That ain't too bad kind of surprised that you know balance blade But whatever not going to complain about that not going to question it as long as it's not an earthquake. It is fine um Just to be safe. We're going to do this just to be safe Because it was an unenchanted blade and just a 40 so it's kind of weak So we're just going to really go for it and I put conserved while that means I can lulu even better We don't see lulu nearly enough. So we're going to do it. We're going to do it also because earthquake is a thing Earthquake is a thing that I fear and at least lulu would kill definitely Whereas if we didn't have the blade Actually shipper falls still probably would have killed but you never know you never know It's always fun to lulu just because I never use it anymore because I don't get sheds enough My gear does not provide shed. It is sad and makes me quite mad I could blame Here we go gg jellymancer You stood no chance I am just too professional for you way too good Way too good.  I see it is no now that she is out of the way I can take her as a vest of the gummies from now on the only thing shipping out of here will be sweets You'll find samancer and whichever invisible inaudible intangible familiar she has now and take down marketing Right market. Oh, I forgot about marketing. That's another dungeon as well. Oh my gosh We've got three dungeons today To get through can we do it? Probably we'll we'll find out though might be cutting a few Battles that are non-existent or don't mean anything But hey, it's fine. By the way in case you're wondering we are still in caramel city just the hub Um, it's kind of where it all goes down at the end makes sense Phoebe's they're standing right there Ah, wizard you have met my familiar Phoebe young Sure Piper that is a ridiculous name for familiar. Where do you get these notions? Anyway, Rosina sent a chirpy from gobleton My sisters are taking the splendor often. She's making to purify other gumi plants But marketing was once my department and I am taking it back It also houses nana's broadcast network the pa announcements across caramelia We can use that to expose the truth of the happiness initiative. Yes, Phoebe. I'm getting through the horrendous danger She is so impatient Inside is the gingerbread room academy where nana trains their mascots and assassins You must be ready for anything Especially assassins Sounds like um, we need to destroy things and assassinate the assassins sounds fun Sounds really really good. Let's do this. I'm thinking we're gonna have to fight a lot of nana's in here So if you like destroying nana, this is this is the dungeon for you This is the dungeon down with nana. I say down with nana What do we call the customers? Why do we do it? It makes them feel guilty and guilt sells That is right. And what do we do to those who compete against nana? Yep, right. I'll be back once I've defeated shadow nana's So yeah, I'll be back in just a little bit. Right. I am back. These nana's are slightly scary They can stun. They can also cast bad juju. So just be careful. Um, carry some cleansers would be my recommendation here Um, but hey, we're killing two blades. They should probably do. We will be resisted by air We should be fine. I'd say most likely probably. Yeah, they don't have too much health. So Pretty good Pretty good. Just be careful of those minus nineties. They're a little bit pesky Talk about aggressive marketing, eh? Eh? Eh? Huh? Phoebe thought it was funny, but this is absurd training fake faces to act as saboteurs That is not how you market You make a good thing. You tell people how good it is. They buy it and nobody needs to die Oh, you find a bad thing someone else made and spreads the word Let us get those pictures as a factory farm to the control room Right next room more nana's. Oh, no, who would have thought? Wait, I know you two. You are the wizard. One of my nanites said she ended you in Gutenstadt This city will pay for fibbing. And you I replaced you honey I helped destroy everything you were and build something better on its ashes That is right prudence. Now it is time to return the favor Okie dokie, nana but ice. I will be back once I've defeated them I am back These nanas are not too scary for me But if you're a stormfire or ice, I would be very scared of them. They have lots of shields as you can see Yep, and yeah, they they ain't good. So just be a little bit cautious of that But otherwise not too bad of a fight pretty simple It's pretty standard. Um, just a mob fight is normal. So yeah Gg You are right piper. I think that was her. She used to work for us not well as I recall But no visit. I did not say piper was a ridiculous name for a familiar Why would I she is standing right next to you now come on I have no idea about Samantha. She's just kind of weird not gonna lie kind of weird Sweetie sweetie sweeties. You are really starting to aggravate good old nana keep pushing And she won't give you a special discount. Oh come off it Gladys That is not nana's name Gladys is gone. She became part of something bigger something sweeter She is nana now nana is the name on every package the face of a company a world An army Nanna is each arm that will make the spiral forget all its walls and sink into sweet sweet obedience because sweetness always prevails Right, let's defeat taskmaster nana and nana number two. Um Shouldn't be too big of a deal. I don't think balance rank 19 burst. We do have some fence in which I just added Um and nana 4,000 one home. No 4,015. I can read numbers.  Oh, no They're learning they're learning that I am in fact death. This is a blade. Um, yeah, I just need to be very very careful of juju Because the shadow nana's can cast juju Um, they can also stun so slightly worrying as I said earlier just ever so slightly worrying um, but hey We should be fine, right? Okay nested fury off the bat. I was wondering if she was gonna cast a instant Instant shadow spell usually they do they love their shadow spells if they get a shadow put boom instant use I don't know what it is about them, but they just love it. They love using shadow spells. It's weird Really really weird, but hey, that's cool. Don't you dare do the thing that I want you to do Okay, they can also do this as well, which is just a minus 25. So that's not too bad um But you know still annoying we're gonna take it off for sure because yuck Because yucky, this is actually a fight that the new death spell would be very useful and just because of all the weaknesses um But hey, it's it's all good. It's all good. We don't need to worry about it too much. We've got um A discarded reshuffle because we won't need that Bad idea probably but hey, we'll do it anyway because why not? Okay a blade you really love blading this one. I'm don't you jeez jeez Okay, just a natural attack not too shabby Not too shabby won't do too much. Yeah 240 weak weak Ain't even scratching me yet I say yet because I know that things could go very horribly very quickly Because I mean we're already a quarter of our house down, which is not ideal I kind of do just want to hit like To be real But I do need another blade So we're gonna go unenchanted unenchanted 40. I think that's what 240 is now. So yeah, that's not the best But hey, we'll we'll be fine probably We'll be fine probably just hit me with a natural attack or something please Or that that's fine. I guess I just don't want her jiu-jitsu into my hit that would not be ideal That is Stuff that we don't like to see ever. Oh now we get the enchantment for the blade. Okay Whatever, we're gonna go for a lulu Hopefully it kills 11k with a faint and a blade and two blades It'll be close. It'll be close. Oh, we have a weakness now We have a weakness. We could also fizzle Hopefully not but you never know we might We might Technically nana over there can probably jiu-jumi as well, which we're just not gonna think about Which is good. She didn't so that's all fine Oh, okay. I'm just doing nothing. That's cool. I fizzle. Wow. This is so rude. How did I fizzle? How did I fizzle this what? No, no, no, no, no. This is not how it works Um I'm just worried about the jiu-jitsu. I'm just gonna wait for her to lose all of her pips I am not happy that I fizzled. How did I fizzle? This is a disappointment. I am a disappointment to everybody. I apologize I apologize on my disappointing ways. It's just completely unacceptable Completely unacceptable. Okay. This is not cool This is really not cool Really really not cool. Hey, at least that's two raw masters. So You know, we're kind of doing okay. We didn't fizzle that which is good. Um Yeah, and they don't stack so that's cool. We're gonna go for a lulu again Hopefully this is not a mistake. It could be. You know what? We're just gonna go for it even if there is a jiu-jiu Whatever whatever Oh, it's poison. I was kind of confused about what that was for a second.  But no, it's not a jiu-jiu. Do not worry. It is not a jiu-jiu. We are in fact perfectly fine We just have a minus 15, which is Nothing since I put another faint on perfectly fine Hopefully the only one that I'm slightly worried about is the shadow nana, but if we don't kill her. Yeah, it's fine I didn't expect to Just because she does have a shield and also resist. We do boost on the um Boss nana. So that's pretty cool Yeah, we need to hit the shadow nana just a little bit more. We'll probably put up another blade if we have one um Or we could just spam a spam shipper falls and scarecrow We are gonna blade and then just hit and it should be good. Should be good. I would say Okay, athena interesting Really really interesting that you have this as a shadow spell would not expect that but whatever That is perfectly fine. I guess just as well. I played it and didn't just hit um, we'll go for a scarecrow and then we can follow up with um Um Shipper falls if we need to If we need to because I think we'll have enough pips for that Especially if we put conserve we will um, that is for sure um, but yeah scarecrow hopefully Hopefully this will be fine. I think I have one extra enchant as well slightly confused about how that happened, but whatever whatever We'll just deal with it um Yeah, we do have a lawmaster weakness as well, which is not the best but whatever Whatever, I guess we're just gonna have to deal with it. Okay, so close so close. We're gonna ship a false pip conserve Nope, okay, that's fine. I didn't want it anyway. Didn't want it nor did I need it Whatever this should hopefully kill Hopefully fingers crossed. Okay another poison. She loves this poison. Holy moly. She loves the poison She loves poisoning me all of the time Not fear Not fear at all Ka-blam Right this should be gg. Hopefully Fingers crossed If she didn't have a shield, we would have been fine, but unfortunately she had a shield so we were not fine There we go Lovely damage there Lovely lovely damage. Why do you not get it? This is about so much more than candy It is about sunny summer mornings first loves and growing up It is about an ideal and who cares how sad that ideal makes people Who cares if an army is needed to shove that ideal down? Why do I hear feedback? Because we are broadcasting your thoughts across every pa in caribou Your chirpy birds are also distributing pictures of your creme beret Factory how then did you do that?  I care not. I can still fix this. Yeah, just need to go Yeah, you need to go and get a bit of job. That's correct, right Down with nana. Here we go part three The crown the counting crypt I think that's what go on nana explain to everyone how happy you are making the world Listen sweeties. You see it was vicious They cursed sweet old This is slightly weird. We're talking to taskmaster nana, but it's grand nana I don't know Kingsile. I just confused No, it cannot be but but seems your spell is broken nana visit Go find Greta at the counting crypt Phoebe prudence piper page, and I are enjoying this Right, this is going to be a mega episode But we got to finish this just because we can't leave one. We can't leave one We're doing this right here right now ready to go punch nana right in the bank account. Yep Or we are doing something anyway It has long been said the counting crypt is the power behind nana's reach resources and distribution But nobody actually understands how it works We will need to find the biggest counting machine in here and deploy these worms malworth gave me They are extremely temperamental verms. They will break everything just to be mean with her numbers and disarray Grand nana could not repair the damage you've already done Good yourself visit. This is said to be a place of genuine horror Right, let's head into The financial department It says staff only I am now staff. I basically run caramel We just conquered a world How does it feel very very good? right What is this these people they are so pale so grim so tired yet all they do Is count we must snap them out of this funk Sure thing jellybean counter one million one hundred thousand six hundred and seventy four one million one hundred thousand six hundred and seventy five Hello, can you hear me? Hello? Counting all the areas is to counting mustn't stop the numbers must increase or she will be angry who The spirit eater okay, then there is one of those noted But we still have a job to do visit go up to that big abacus thing and deploy the worm Okay, okay one time Non non non central abacus is in disarray the great calculus has ruined all is lost That's fixed that now to find this spirit eater Right, but let's continue on next next room It is all gone all the numbers are lost. Nothing has any meaning anymore. What about life life has meaning What did you do before you came here? Nothing. There's nothing but the numbers and you have taken them Right, I'll be back once I've defeated these jellybean counters rank 17 fire right. I am back Killing these guys are slightly annoying. They do steal your blades. So be careful. Um, they did steal my blade when I cast scarecrow Accidentally didn't realize that because I just wasn't really paying attention. Um, so we had to wait a couple of extra rounds But hey, they're all dead now all is good All is perfect. I guess something along those lines How awful something stalls these people's pasts their hopes their ambitions and reduced them to databases I have exactly one suspect in mind. We must find that spirit eater Right spirit eater. Where are you? Oh, are you here? Nope, not yet. The numbers the numbers Forget the numbers. Tell me about the spirit eater. Who is it? What is it? The boss promoted to the head of finance for some groundbreaking training techniques which are She eats your soul removes distractions leaving you free to count how many gummies treats Smiling faces it all adds up to happiness Happiness allows nana to grow to expand to consume to become Until nana is a spiral entire without numbers She is nothing Right that is depressing. Um, I'll be back once I've defeated jellybean counters, but ice Right. I am back.  He shielded not cool Did not kill because shield very sad much sadness and despair. Um, but yeah Ice stuff not too difficult. Just be careful of their shields. Obviously kind of annoying But otherwise they're just really really simple. They didn't even try and stun me Which is pretty cool. I was quite surprised about that myself to be honest when this is over We will find a way to reverse what has been done to you We will be counting the days Yep counting counting counting always counting So here you are at last spirit eater or perhaps it would be more accurate to say spirit gobbler Oh goodness gracious. You got me. Yes. Well, my kinsmen gorge themselves on scraps of sugar and chocolate I discovered a richer feast and your spirits They have such a bouquet I simply cannot wait to consume them Right. Let us defeat the spirit gobbler. We're gonna do this on camera even though she's not a boss She's just an elite but you know it makes sense to defeat her on camera because it's kind of important Kind of important. Right. Let's blade slightly worried. No shads, which is good 4000 health pretty standard For an elite. Um, hopefully she doesn't do anything too scary Wouldn't be surprised But you never know. Okay, juju off the bat juju Good to know good to know you you have those jujus Really good to know. Yeah, um, you know, that that's perfectly fine. I do have cleanse for a reason um Speaking of cleanse we need to um quickly just blade up another time. I would also love aprism asap ASAP is that gonna happen? Probably not, but we'll see We will see Also, we got a storm boy storm dispel interesting Interesting interesting right here is a prism Cool beans And we do need to take all the cleansers going to take off the storm dispel first We're going to need two. Oh wait. No, we got yeah, we are going to need two because the first one's going to get dispelled Oh, no, they thought about this This is not fair.  So um, yeah, that's awkward That a little bit awkward there Hopefully Oh, and we're gonna fizzle Oh my gosh Hey, at least we can get both of them off at once, right? Is that is that how the game works? I think that's how the game works. Surely that's how the game works Next round we're gonna cast Cleanse and we're gonna fizzle it and take off the weakness No, not the weakness.  We're gonna fizzle 100 guaranteed 125 guaranteed. In fact, wow Look at that fizzle amazing Didn't even hurt Didn't even hurt man. Didn't even hurt But luckily we do go first so we do know what um, we're up against which is good We are going to enchant this and we're going to draw another Another cleanse. I need to fill up cleanse after this because I have no idea how many I have left in my hand I know I have a lot in my Like available. I just don't know how many I have. Is this a thing that I don't like Okay, this is fine. This is fine as long as it's not a monster mesh Which it could be because I think someone here does have monster mesh Okay, it's not this is fine This is fine I remember monster mesh and caramel. I'm like, um, is this you? Is this you? Does does you do this? Because I do not know I cannot remember Wow with that 10 percent p.s on this. Oh does so much damage man Crazy stuff. Absolutely crazy, right Here we go gg Last bit of before the final bit of caramel is nearly completed We we do in it. We do in it crit lovely blade blade prism.  That's how bad you are ain't even a boss GG Oh fine be like that. I didn't want to eat your souls anyway Good when we are done here. We will send you off to rosina in gobleton. Ew the exercise witch Yes, her she will decide what to do with you. I will finish lulking things down here But with her gulmies nanas and mysterious magic numbers gone grand nana stands alone. You need to find malvur fendensis Right, let's go and find malworth and we're gonna finish off the episode there because um, it's been a monster one, but Next time we'll be live stream Final we'll be live streamed here on youtube Hello, thanks for helping the cabalist mall take over the world Yeah I tease I kid I make the funny sunny face. So that is exactly what we are doing But do you want to know why I joined the cabal? You will think it weird, but I wanted to save the I know I know this all the destruction and what have you but it is true The old one showed us so that the first world is gone the new worlds these worlds These are reality now and we must preserve it from threats both great and small Grand nana may not have an apocalyptic ambition, but she has a devastating impact This is not about the company or the cavities or the gummies It is about how one person's vanity can destroy everything unless the people like us and the others do our part to stop them Right Oh level up. Wow. We are now maxed Fantastic level 140 when I streamed this evening. Man, everybody's gonna be like, whoa, how'd you max like I just did it Let's um, let's just do this. But just so I don't hello. Can I help you? We are here too. Please hold Thank you for holding state your business with president Dagmar von Svitzmaier the grand nana cool We do not have any coup scheduled for today and the president is on her lunch break You could find her in executive dining, but that would be rude Right next episode It's live stream here on youtube. You'll know when it is make sure you ring the bell So, you know exactly when it goes live also if you're in my discord, I will tweet out about I will put it in discord. I'll tweet out about it. So follow me everywhere But otherwise, thank you for watching remember to leave a like and subscribe if you subscribe press the little bell So, you know exactly when the next episode comes out and remember to craft outside the box