Oh, man, we did not introduce Mr. Third from the right.  So that's some bane, apparently, now. Also goes by, what are all your names? You have like seven now. And I'm going to have more soon. No. Most people just call me M. M for Moriarty. Which you based after your love of the Sherlock stories, right? No, no. What else is Moriarty for? Lots of things. Name 17 of them. Classic. Yeah. So hello.  He's big into Moriarty. I'm a freak Moriarty. You can talk about a horrible Nintendo. Oh, you like names? Name every Moriarty. Yeah. We can talk about how shitty Nintendo is. What do they do now? Go on. They, they, they send a season to, I think they are called the Big House, which is like one of the biggest Super Smash Bros. tournaments events because they used some kind of mod for me, Lee, so they can play it online. And I was like, no, it's illegal. You stop it. And they had to cancel it. They had to cancel the complete event. Yeah, it's fun.   I don't, I don't remember exactly. But yeah, I was wondering where they'd gone because like, they backpedal with that one, I think. But man, from what I hear that net play system is a lot better than Nintendo's online system, like not as much lag. Is that right? Yeah, less input lag and connection lag. Also, wait, was that true? By the way, none of us here have access to a PS5, so none of us can talk about how sweet it is. I mean, I never checked if I have access to one, but I'm pretty sure it's still not as widely available as everything else I'm related these days to get one. I'm really not compelled to get one, but that Demon's Souls remake looks really cool. I know, like, give me act. I like that a remake is a launch title, like the only launch title for both consoles.   Literally none. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, I heard Godfall got panned. That was one of them, wasn't it? Can you say something about God? I came to crash. Yeah, I heard God. I heard God got panned. Did God get a PS5? I don't know. He's got the only one. So I'm going to play Station 5, Digital Edition, not available. Yeah, figures. So you guys might want to pull up the stream so that you can get access to the drawings getting to fight each other. I guess I'll introduce the game first. Champed Up is a game where you have to draw champions to battle each other. You'll be prompted on your browser to draw one based on something like champion of cuteness or champion of strength or champion of hiding. You have to draw something that would be good at that thing. And then someone else will have to draw a champion to counter the one you drew without the context of the fight. And that ends up creating funnies. That's probably all you need to know, actually. And the delay should be not tis me in terms of like you should be able to actually see the fights. I've got it on the quick thing. That's probably all you need to know, actually. Let me just set it up and then we'll get all of us jumping in. Hello, chat. How do you do this fine Friday? Hello. We are here with a full set of flumpies today. We got Gliders, J.J. Longbone, J. John C.J.G. Like myself. All the J's. Metal, M, rags. And of course, Mr. Downwood Thrust. How you doing? Oh. Now read to everyone's name, but with J. J with thrust. Jags. Joriati. Jettle. Jomanda. Jola. John. Oh, that sounds dumb. The only interesting what left is Gelidus. Gelidus. All right. What's the stuff on me? It's Gelidus. All right, that is your code, gentlemen. Jump into the game. There is...  There's eight spaces for this game. Did I overcompensate? Oh, no. There's eight spaces for all of them. 10. Oh, there's 10. Oh, really? Well, yeah. 10 avatars. Well, yeah. I think there may be spaces for 10 avatars, but I don't think there's spaces for 10 people.  Yeah. I can set up the next one next round. That's fine. I can sit out too, because I don't know how long I can stay anyway. Let's all sit the first one. That's the opposite of what you should do. Yeah, if you can't be here for that long, you should definitely jump in the first one.  Yeah. Okay. Who's wet fart? That's me. No, it's German. That's German. It's Wettfurt. All right. So... I've been found out. I'm assuming metal will be able to be here for one of the longest out of everybody. Is that true? How dare... Yes, of course. If you want to jump out so that tone can jump in... Wow. We will still... We'll try and rotate. I thought this game allowed more than eight. I guess I'm wrong. I left the thingy or did it realize I did that? No, do I have to reset? I might have to, doesn't it? Yeah, I'm not even on the website anymore. I'm sorry. I'll do a new room. We have a question. This is embarrassingly unprofessional. Dude, I'm sorry. Well, if you don't want to be seen with us embarrassing people, then you could leave. Yeah, Jay. Yeah. Silence. Okay. From chat, someone is asking, is anyone asking any future updates on the white Samawari cinematic universe? Shit. I've been thinking about it. Because I haven't seen them since. I grew out the top nut. Oh. Specifically for it. Prepping for a role. I'm assuming you're going to have multiple films to sort of build it up. Cheers.  Have you got someone you could make that with? Yeah, COVID. So it's on the back burner, the BB, as we say. Oh, yeah. That's a business. Let me write that down. BB, back burner. I want to learn all the lingo. Parking lot, BB.  Parking lot, BB. Wait, wouldn't that be PB? No way. Parking PL. 10 in M. 10 in M. I can't believe this is in 5 games. How can you park on the driveway and drive in the park? You. Yeah. Cringe. Wait, who's? Who's? No PS5 anywhere. Who are you? That's me. Yes. Okay, good. So wait, we're missing one person outside of metal. Who's that? Everyone's outside of metal. Who could call the cool avatars? Yeah, you just have to pick whatever one you want. I had to pick the giant. There are six cool ones that are grayed out. Oh yeah, because everyone else picked them. Those. Yeah, who's the chicken? Who's the chicken? That would be Rags. I'm the chicken. Damn it. Big. Giant.  I'm a rooster, man. I got myself gliders. Surely because he's got nice boots. I forgot who wet fart is. It's such a long one. It's such a long one. Oh, wait, John, are you in? Oh, I thought I was. Sorry. Rags, I thought you'd be the Christmas tree. Like 100%. Yeah, I can be the Christmas tree. That's fair enough. I thought you would have already been. No, I actually, that's a good point. I got a rep for Christmas here. Is it the giraffe? The closest thing to Halloween? The spooky apple with a worm in it is the closest thing to Halloween. Is it a spooky apple? It's not really, but I don't know what else I could choose. Well, you have an eyeball coming out of a flower. That's kind of creepy. Yeah, okay. We'll run with that for now. I like the Kool-Aid band. I'm going with him. Alrighty, so chat. If you want to jump into the audience portion of this game now, the code is on screen. And like I said, folks, you're going to be prompted to draw on your little browser in a couple of moments, minutes, whatever. And yeah, you'll be able to figure it out probably from what you see. And then once the round is over, if you've got access to the stream, you'll be able to see the battles take place. Yeah, chat. Go to jackbox.tv, then enter the code. Real simple. We're going to start it up. Oh my God. How exciting. Is the guy with water for his face? Is he drowning in there? I think so. Looks a little bit like Saitama's face. I think he's fine. He probably has like a little snorkely thing going on. He is. He can't spot it. He doesn't look like anything. Those ice cubes are filled with air. From there on his eyes. Their example is a chicken on a skateboard, battling a banana. A thick telephonehead lady.  Yeah, bananas are berries. Wait, wait, did I miss something? That is, yeah. Oh, don't worry. You should see on your screen in a second. It'll ask you to draw some stuff. I need to have the stream open so you can see what's going on. All right, here we go.  Finish my drink. I need a new one. You drink too much. Also, I guess it's on you to entertain people while we're drawing, huh? Hello, Chad. Go to Twitch.net. You can do that. How do you erase? You can hit back. That's the best thing I can do. And there's no erase though. It's not very good. Oh, okay. Trust me. The restrictions force you to be creative. I'm sure we'll see at least one dingley dang and or a spot. Moodle sent me a bottle of Kersh. I don't have any Kersh. I don't drink gross. One dingley dang. I was going to say, I'm just trying to, you know, brace poor tone for the army of dingle dangs that are probably going to come. What is a dingle dang? Nothing. Don't worry about it.  Wow, didn't you even read my tweet? I would have to work long. I'm sorry. Okay. Wow, man.   You can't choose work over streaming and dingle dangs. I have no choice. You have 40 seconds left. Everyone. Oh my God, what did I do? And yeah, you're going to want to submit your drawings before the timer runs out. I'll warn you beforehand just to make sure they get in, you know. 20 seconds. You're giving me a shummy pickle. I'm nasty. I don't want to do that. 20 seconds. The players need to name their character. Oh, dear. You have a job. I'm sorry. Oh, yeah. You got to name your character as well. You got to name it. Oh, God. Oh, I'm running out of time. Okay. I like my fist one. I hope it does well at the battle. Is someone saying it's a dangle with dings? I don't understand. I don't understand. All right. So now you're going to see someone's drawing and you have to design a character that would defeat them. All right. Oh, dear. You'll be metal. Oh, God. I don't know what to do anymore.  This is a really good drawing.  I like that most people, you'd expect them to just be grossed out by whatever they see. But Toad's like, oh, wow. Detailed drawing. Drawing. I can't do this. It's a good technique. There's probably rags who did it. He does a lot of good ones. No, not me. No. No. No. Metal, can you please be wood just for today's stream? I don't even know what that means. But sure. Can you be wood? I guess I'm a plank today. I don't know. Oh, you captured novel. No. No. The soundtrack Loki's left. I never heard it before. I feel like I'm going to have to do a lot of explaining. Because I can't draw. I forgot how to erase. Oh, wait. You can put colors in this shit? Oh, God. Most people don't seem to, though. Honestly, I don't that much. It depends on the drawing. Is there a timer on the screen somewhere? Oh, yeah. 40 seconds. It's on the stream, but it's going to be delayed by about 10 seconds or so. 12 seconds. I don't trust it. Metal, commend it to Woodow Bay. How the mighty have fallen. What's happening? I don't understand. 15 seconds. 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Did you guys submit in time? Yes. I think so. Yes. Here we go. Battle number one. My ties. And in this corner we've got. I feel like it should delay until you guys get to see it. Someone make the stream of discord, please. I got to see it.  Can anyone do that? Yeah, I can do that. I can do that.  Moist. Moist. Moist. Moist. Moist. The towel got you. Moist. Moist. Moist. Moist. Moisty is pretty moist looking. People are underestimating the power of towel gum. Oh wow.  Nice. Yeah. What is this voting system you vote? It's the chat. The chat will get to vote. Oh gosh. I don't know what you're saying of the audience says we're not worthy for champion of moisture.  He's even got the lazy lip.  Yeah, I feel well little flamper seems to have fire powers He has fire power. That's a strangely placed Look, I guess chat really do I don't think any of those two would well, there's yeah, there's no t's Yeah, that's where in the world's word. It would be abbreviating. Yeah, there's also no e though So it should be li apostrophe l apostrophe the sparmy Yeah, I had to fight this the sparmy risa damn The champion of sick Infinite it's hard to defeat the sparmy That's a good spot Sparmy's coming in hot oh Our next competitor death from above death from his body just broke my strike The trap soles of the terminal wall I like the creativity The champion of 2am Just needs to call it So well, we're happy. Yeah, they seem chill about the wall Oh my god That guy looks angry in the bottom left I feel like pebbos got a you know, some real good chats here I like the dames that are happening today Next to thorns Good job, j Jliders is dominating. All right, it's the same as the first round. Uh get drawing folks I'm gonna get a drink I feel like all of us ask that question when we play this game Do you ever just start drawing something and then it's just not even the thing you really started with but you're okay with it No, I generally have a plan the whole way in this game I like have an idea and then sometimes it just changes midway through and i'm like i'm accepting this You hate what there's no bucket tool Well, the big brush kind of works that way a little bit Kind of but it's not very good. I'm coloring a big area at the moment That's important for the sanctity of the drawing Hi, I have a drink a roll No sports deaf and sports already. Yeah, there have been several spots. Yeah.  Oh god I have stooped that low Five seconds folks Is everyone proud of their creation? I'm very proud of my grade.  I want my creation to just be there Nothing else Mine is I'm dealing with something there's been a suspicious amount of sports Jay squirted Jay stopped squatting so much No squirt not Squirt lives matter I like when you draw something simple so you can spend a long time on it Well, it's not simple than anymore, isn't it? Huh? I'm all you're upset in my narrative Good. Is there an effect tomorrow? Yes No idea what this is Maybe you surprised how much that's the case Who's your favorite german metal?  He's my least favorite thing about it. He's not even a real german Yeah Mutual, but he'll be there for tomorrow's event maybe 20 seconds remaining That's your favorite Austrian. Ah, now we're talking 15 Yeah, that's michael schumacher He's not doing much anymore. All right eight seven six five four three two You're giving me anxiety, man Finish your drawing. That's the intention How can anyone get anything done in that amount of time? I did not finish. I did not finish. Oh, no All right, remember guys the unfinished one is it gonna be his You can clearly tell the finished ones from the unfinished ones in this game. The champion of wimsy. What is this game? My god, that was actually close Really? Yeah Wow Oh, because it is still close. You can sub in other champions now if you want to everyone Thank you Will someone bring a spot to the battle? Oh little flompers Who wins out of fire and ice I guess chat decides Oh, I think little flompers would have won if it was given more time Much like real life you see because ice melts over time But rags won out I think that should have got more votes quite frankly. I think that's amazing Just Hey guys, I just found 10,000 votes for just ice in this usb over here. How did this happen the champion of nasty?  Any any any more I'm sacks adult coming in. Oh, no A carrot can fit right inside He's plug him up I don't close them This was amazing Wait one of the stuff doesn't have blue No blue. That's not a real sport. Hold the head. Come on down with the fake squad I think we know where the blue is down with the pretender. I think we know where the blue is Sport telling like where the fake sport sport is a kind of a hero of the e-fap law Moisty versus the trap sold Moisty is just trying his asshole He's trying these kinds of get all the boys down right now moist Jadarot died revelations It's a lot horrible C po-po-po-po That's really close I just like that they chose revelations. That's the best subtitle for any movie ever Rags wins again. I wonder I wonder who's gonna come out on top for this whole thing.  I imagine Yeah, this one, you know, it's a tough one to figure out fake pickle. No blue. Oh, shit Jay, where's the blue the uh, well, none of the other features of them the face have been transferred You'd think that the blue would have transferred though Well Squat even lost the blue I love the way they introduce these chat thundercock He's been working out man, I feel like fuba's the other dog here everyone's voting Fuba The champion of producing fluids, I feel like fuba's winning this Champion of producing fluids. Are you kidding? He has a thunder knock. Oh, here comes these producing fluids Pembo is producing fluids Pembo's happy about it, too Oh, so close. John just beat you out though. Oh, wait, you know you beat him. It said 51% I won the Electoral College, but not the popular vote What is gene Gene it's the missing no It's reduction at start All right, here comes slump Minimalist He's just keeping gene up I don't actually I actually don't remember I think Chat gene is amazing genus I like gene Come on give gene some love Sorry gene was beaten by elliot thorn and schlump I didn't even know what I was fighting Neither did he I know pretty pretty big or standard hemorrhage. Yes.   You needed another seven thousand dollars to beat him out. Oh my goodness Oh, it's just over that actually Okay, let's uh, we'll jump in for another one Bring up the old caboose You're quite intense pal. I'm sure you will agree Legendary So the way it works now is that all the battles will give you access to your past drawings as well Even in these games It's time to get Gene is under I might have to bust out gene a little bit later So how does one go about drawing gene in like an accurate, you know, faithful to the soul? Very exciting Okay, two minutes off you go. I'll have a look at chat again and entertain them. Hey chat save something I don't know what was your unfinished drawing going to be when it was done Don't know How do you know gene wasn't intended Wait, who is john? John is the Champion of john Oh my god. No, don't say so many things. I can't read so fast I mottle Oh jesus Something What's your opinion of gene uh outstanding? I can't wait for the uh complete package of gene gene cinematic universe John rick two was good.  Please kill nobody. I can I can manage I can't draw Everything I've seen in fat mommy animated series looks pretty bad Whoa I really do we already have a Realistic drawing Stick with it. There's some brilliant episodes, dude I might give it a go. I'm well. I'm gonna give it you eventually. It's on my list We already got a A little flumos drawing from first e-fap art guy It's time to name those characters You're 15 seconds. That's some top speed.  I can't beat this The drawing I got I I don't even Metal made us drums proud to skip the war instead of leading it. I mean, I was I'm kind of lazy, so I'm not a rep notice me. Uhu there. I noticed you The downward gene That sounds like it's it should be like the gene that causes down syndrome Oh, no Metal chocolate or vanilla chocolate Well, hang on in what context? Yeah I mean I hope just chocolate or vanilla Metal do you love us? Uh, everyone except you scooby.    I don't remember ever doing that. Uh, so I don't know Metal genus sport uh sport 20 seconds Knowing we had a typo and his name that would have ruined him dead nine eight seven Big cuss wants to buy one three two one Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness Did you all have fun drawing? Had a blast Oh, here's our first set War oogle Oh my goodness That gun that gun is so great You like the ear Looks like one of those that it looks like the freemason symbol the what are they called? Circle dry piece Oh my goodness. It doesn't even really make sense what's happened, but all right Wow 100 percent of audiences say my bae A hat wearing a man versus a bald wearing man A bald wearing man Come on boys Oh man, it was close Champion of perfection Come on. That was my best work yet. Come on Oh my god, yeah Who drew that This is great. Oh, I don't know The newest and most powerful character in the little I remember Damn it club cruise this is genocide This is one cruise this is genocide bob Does genocide bob have any adrenaline? Does he have He doesn't have the arms Spot cheat on his wife Jesus Honestly wonder when she married spot. She should have known he wasn't a single lady kind of guy.  I actually kind of like that. These are both good though. These are both great I really like the both of these so I like this bluey is the heritable trait Speed is really hot to display All right, the champion of the economy It's the little things that these drawings, you know, he looks so Muggle Very champion of timeless Oh mongo is getting annihilated This hongo is just I'm sorry bell you'll have some kind of pod no sheds Not only is he Manson Oh man Kyle viz is black Black flansmen I Clucks Kyle just looks like he's he's fun to pot you with I'm just saying I'm a simple dog. I see boobies. I have vote Why is his mouth for it? Oh That's pretty good though All right, get back to drawing folks metal notice j I I notice Hello Hey Time to talk to us metal fine. Hello Can we get a genie mode? I'm after approved that Metal say hi rags. Hi rags Favorite german word. I don't have a favorite german word I do it's ours puff Not spec Good That's all I'm at last. So you played a killing for the r game was any good.  Are you like I'll play this game What did you do in the ad for that? I was quoted What'd you say? When you say you're in the ad for it, that's not what I would have guessed You lied to us Metal what's the top speed on the ultra bond zero Is that zero wait zero kilometers an hour or miles per hour? Let me do the conversion Metal do you have beans? I don't have any beans in the house right now, but I can buy some in the store eight seconds Hurry up everyone five seconds You're gonna play spider-man three two one Damn it I think this one actually does auto submit your things. That's better than tko at least Yeah Well tko unless you continue it with more time. So that's another that's a that wouldn't work in this game Um, but you're not always not the last round, right? Metal what did you study at uni? I only started something in uni. It was it. What did I do uni at uni?  I would think so. Yeah, so don't erase them I wouldn't want to say too much about jeans law. You know, I feel like that's something that's just going to be learned over time One minute remaining Speak german for rest of stream nine. That wasn't the rest of the stream Because anyone ever mentioned how great metals english is maybe I don't know Metal help I read into the wall. Well, that's nothing I could do for you Call your authorities 20 second warning How long is your dong seven centimeters or inches 30? Yes 10 seconds Six four three two one Metal your english is great. I'm not english so it has no value All right, and again you have access to all the past games ones this time Wow, you made it 3d He used to drink more water. Oh, no, it's moisty. Oh my god Surely a standard havoc could defeat moisty or maybe it'll make you more moist Damn it make me moist Who'd you think we'd win in a battle between jeans spot and moisty? Jeans squart Jeans squat and moisty Yeah, we're all winners Well, not if they fight each other we want them to get along You want them jean jean? Oh my god, is this the completed jean? No, what are we looking at here? Chilbert fall over This jean's final point is this false jean this jean ascended This jean committing suicide off a waterfall Well, that is not what I named it That's a fake jean little flampus versus fake jean Jean is jean is three lines Oh, it's not that is not jean That is fake jean Still doing good Wow, well not jean one so close jean made it. Yeah, I'm disappointed Defeated by fake jean every adult films Squarrot top and squarrot cake The champion of prop comedy It's a good reference. I feel like carrot top is falling out of the knowledge Yeah, I think a lot of people might not know that reference You know the champion of medical malpractice I like the candlesticking on the floor Flapsman's trinity to come back Oh, it's like sparrot top wins Champion of magical creatures And I dropped ganryl Champion of magical creatures Champion of magical creatures Name a magical creature That is so good Shlump from the twister back Oh, Shlump has got this Shlump says so much power in Shlump Anti-drug Gandalf is a strong character Think of the creatures he could defeat That is a combo Pumpkin grenade spider-man No accent, they voted for Christmas instead of Halloween The fools Well, you should be voting for Christmas Christmas is of course The one that middle people is creepy 9 Oh my god Looks what returned Misunderstood Oh, it fits about being misunderstood I agree Modern sport Modern sport only just appeared on my screen Am I behind or what Modern sport I like the shock on spot's face Oh my god, you are the next two fighters He's been caught That's G This competition is pretty intense He's trying to beat guy Each bubble is red Oh my goodness That's orange The champion of getting their arm stuck in a vending machine Depending on how you say that, no It still works I think Be Nice is trying Looks very much like he gets his arm stuck in a vending machine He's so cute, he's tried Be Nice is trying wins And you know what he represents What's the most important thing guys You just gotta try, make sure you're trying Oh my goodness Champion of hallucinations Champion of hallucinations Okay, he's being smart Oh, no blue No blue No hair either, fake smart Denounce the false gods No, that's not happening I'm a bit of being cute You smoked too much You lose your blue I feel like this one should Oh my god Who is more cursed out of these two I wonder Trap Souls will Keeps coming out Keeps versatile It keeps winning too Very multi-purpose Trapped wall of souls That's why I keep it around Why do you keep your trap full of souls It's useful in the everyday Oh that's a strong pair Look at them guys Game of sin versus Brie Loss It's YouTube channel Looks just like her Yeah, the likenesses are incredible Here's the next title I can't keep an eye on him Who is the champion of having Strong opinions about anime I'm curious what will be subbed in here Genocide Bob And Bob versus Brie It's over anime It's gotta be Bob right That's why he started his genocide Over anime I knew it Was I supposed to choose something else? You could if you wanted to I got a prompt Congratulations Who won, was it Jay?  Moly do you try to get third place in every game on purpose You do it every time I don't know what it means Yeah This is your first time playing this game right? Tone what do you think of it Hello We're waiting for words Damn we've been ditched by so many people I don't even know what to do I'm scared I like this game Why do you like it? Is it because you're edgy and you draw penises?   Anyone who's right I really have no idea who to vote for here Failed attempts to clone Brad Pitt What do the traitors do? Gene and squat are really easy crowd pleases Disappointed squat parents Is actually whoever drew that Has made the effort of actually coloring in Squat as white rather than leaving it as blank Thank you for noticing Yes thank you for noticing I always color in my squirks You will decide Who is What What the fuck was that noise I didn't see it I didn't see it Shit Now it's peen The jury of squat Here's the next title Oh boy I never know what to expect I'm the jury of your peen I'm the jury of your peen I'm the jury of your peen I'm the jury of your peen I'm the jury of your peen I'm the jury of your peen It is peen Nice Unfortunate I had no idea what to do against that You can't do anything against that It popped up and I was like well The jury of spots actually did win That was wrong Excellent So who won overall It was rags Yeah boy I just figured I'd bust out my good stuff You did have some good ones What's the quality See look I came fourth not third See I came last Not last Alright We at least play one of the other game While Toad is here Also let me refill my drag Not one more There's another game I'm going to At least play one round off Maybe Toad The only thing is I think this is a 6 player one I can Wait for whenever I can wait too I need to refill stuff and go for a pp So good I love how someone in chat in all caps said J is 6 Exclamation mark They were very happy I'll take that J I do feel defeated So the idea with this one is You will be given You have to write Three talks Think of them as Ted talks You kind of have to make them an amusing Sort of title There's the room code by the way And then you'll have to choose From a selection that have also been submitted By other people for your specific talk And then as you talk You have to explain your presentation's title Whatever it may be While also matching it with the images And text you see on your browser Which will be chosen By someone else In our little group If that doesn't make sense on it's own Make sure you have the streamer Can you repeat everything you just said please We're gonna play by air So per slide you want to spend With every image you see Say for example I'm saying There's a rise Aliens are invading And then I pull up a picture and it's a picture of an apple I've got to try and explain In like a 20 second Portion of tying apples Into alien invasion And I have to try and talk my way through it Hopefully the first person to go Is someone who actually knows how this works So that anybody who's still like People to understand it So we got myself And John Rags And Toner in Who we got another two slots I'm not in I was happy to sit this one out For the other people when I filled the slots Well we got two so it's up to Whoever wants to jump in I know I suck at this though Just get it Anyway I'll find I love the axe cutting Alright and the audience If you jump in with The room code You can vote on everyone's Speakings talks You like choose to push up or push down Based on how well you think they're doing Alright Everybody's here so let us start Talking points What an esteemed group of speakers we have here Didn't I see you at talk con last year Let's do this Glongus Glongus Alright so you got to create your little Talks try and do something funny Edgy whatever you want to do Finish the three speech titles you've been given Fill in the blanks with something creative We don't have time for basic speeches Like how it's done thank you Got 40 seconds to name I like how after you're done It says thank you You're welcome Makes me feel nice Makes me feel warm inside Well I'm happier now I feel warmer I feel happier Yeah exactly My insides feel moist Oh I'm not moisty Moisty Mr. Moisty Here's your moisty by the way Oh running out of time Oh two seconds one This is the time for me to go back You're true moisty Me Now pick one of the titles that has You're gonna pick the talk you want to do This is the title of your presentation I don't know which one to do Okay Tony did you choose are you here Oh no wait I didn't choose I just got back Well hopefully it picked for you Yeah it randomized It randomly picked one for you I'm the first and Gladys is gonna help me out So like I said If you go to stream up you'll be able to see the images I'm having to work with That he will choose Yeah we'll just go Okay Begin speech Hello my name is Mubschli And my talk is Yes the unauthorized biography So What kinds of offers all the time For everybody coming at me with like Can I write a biography Can I get all the information I could possibly get about you Can I write articles books whatever Just like I think it's about time That I did it myself About myself But without authorizing it Meaning I'm gonna be doing things That I wouldn't want someone to do But myself doing them I hope that all makes That lines out My heart is to really realize That the ones surrounding me in life This was a rich tapestry Illustrated by this family photo The um The kind of exotic pets My family would get All kinds of colors All kinds of crazy shenanigans Even in the rooms I know they might come across as quite Blankly decorated But the solid colors Were never that of white or a gray They were always quite bright Most people would agree That the people around you Tell the story that is you So um The thing I'm trying to get to here though As you probably already picked up Is this one kind of big mystery to my book That I wasn't able to answer And that is The destruction laid upon Many of the different elements of my house Including the cooking by The different exotic pets It was a struggle to deal with Um Ultimately It was for the best What is an animal But wants and needs And ultimately as humans try to provide it And I really think that that sums up My sort of philosophy on life And that is why I wrote the book myself It revealed so much about me And I think everyone enjoyed it so thank you Oh my God Oh wow So yeah Hopefully everyone understands how this works now When it becomes your turn You see that dog's eyes It knew what I did What's over there Oh and now you can like You can write something about The speech It'll come up at the end It's not really that important though Don't worry about it Also wait who was my assistant Was it Rags or was it Gliders Yeah I thought so I thought it said how did Rags do It wasn't really Striiling Alrighty next up is Jay Assisted by M Alright Hello my name is Jay and my talk is How to talk to your parents About genital herpes It's a very sensitive issue And I'm sure you could all use advice As people who have genital herpes yourself So You may be And when you're approaching this topic You may be just banging your head against the wall Or against your presentation But you need to give your parents Because the best way to talk to your parents About your genital herpes Is to make a full powerpoint presentation And present it to them This guy is going for like a more Classic style of you know paper Printed out slides But you can do it digitally as well It really doesn't matter All it matters is very graphic images on the slide Now every story has a villain In this tale It's this Money Money is the villain of the tale Because The only system under which genital herpes Can truly be discussed with your parents Is communism And you don't have money in communism Capitality prevents people from Discussing genital herpes with their parents Because Quite frankly You might get cancelled You might lose your job for talking about genital herpes to your parents Because that's a big taboo in our society And it's something a lot of people get fired for Which is disgusting Money is the villain If you really care about me You'll do what I tell you First You only get rid of all your money That bar That's your spot going down No more songs No more songs You'll get rid of all your money You'll become a communist And that's how you get to earn And then when you live under communism You'll be able to tell your parents about genital herpes Because you don't have financial worries anymore Or food Thank you You know, by the time you got to the ad there I really understood the message No more songs Also when you're watching You can push up and down on little arrows To essentially provide applause or not I'll be honest When I was choosing the topic How to talk to your parents about genital herpes I didn't think my answer would be Become a communist Makes sense Makes sense though You got me Oh man I'm really glad that you followed the path Did I was saying You know what It was a good path and I thank you for it Capitalism is stopping herpal awareness Purple Oh no, I got the herpes I'll have to end the capitalism Wet fart with rags assisting Oh my goodness gracious What about the dry fart sir I know right Okay My name is wet fart And my talk is Why I gave up absolutely everything For roasted and unsalted peanuts I have a message for all I have a message for all my haters He's surprised I'm just completely flustered Good shot of that guys I asked I'm not listening to any of your criticisms Because I'm totally awesome I bike into the sun Daily Bike into the sun What did I learn from all this That Eastern Europeans Love wearing turd and legs You got that from penis There's nothing wrong with that Thank you Amazing actually Amazing I lit so much It was better than my film program No no there was that first one It was over quick This game could use like a better scoring system What would you do to it Jay The real scoring system are the friends we make along the way Yeah Oh shit I don't think anybody has any idea You ready for this No Is he there? Is it my turn? Alright let's do it John Let's do it What's up my name is Tom Loak and this is my presentation I use the internet to figure out how to Build a potato murdering shotgun And so can you Nice All you got to do is go to This fucking dogs website I guess And uh Fucking special code 20% off the shotgun The code is uh Fucking dogs I guess Here's the mantra I repeat to myself Every morning Get up before the fish Come out so you can go out and catch some fish Because honestly if you go fishing Too late in the day You won't catch any fish Trust me I used to go to Silver Lake a lot And uh The fishes They don't be swimming Past like 8am so You got to get up pretty early So true Legally I can't say this but here I go No Um I was actually Once almost killed by an axe murderer With headphones on Thank you very much I'm glad you're okay We're all expecting Both of that story to end I'm glad you made it I'm dead serious I have a true life story I'll tell you guys one day about Axe murderers I'm dead serious It's in the newspaper somewhere like 15 years ago Wow Wow Did you survive Did you survive I think That would be spotless I don't want to know Yeah I don't want to know if you survived yet You have to tell that later Just tell us a story one day and just Evaporate It's like oh no Jay you write an extensive review Alright we got John with me assisting Shit Let's do them all Hello my name is John And my talk is Transform Your whole life in one hour By dying Cause we all know life is a sick joke We're all just waiting for death That's why we're here Just killing time Till the green reaper comes for us all And With a bunch of happy faces drawn in these balloons But none of us feel that way How was I supposed to know this whole time I was falling in love with Going upstairs and Sometimes life Life gives you elephants and you gotta Carry them around and it's a tremendous weight But You do it anyway You climb the stairs anyway cause What else are you gonna do with your life Am I a better person now Yes and here's why Sometimes You got a cat And you give it too much catnip And this is what happens This is the combination of catnip and capitalism It's inevitable Also makes life Makes life worth living Kind of Keeps the depression at bay And that's my talk Thank you very much Like if you start out depressing But I really think you pulled it together You had a point you know Yeah You started out really depressing But they didn't really lost it's way I felt those balloons were perfect for the time Who You guys with your extensive reviews Your critiques are poor Next in line Spider-Man Glongdus with wet fart assisting Here we go Excited Hello My name is Glongdus And my talk is Why I invented Ejection seats for helicopters Sometimes life just doesn't make sense Sometimes you find yourself Watering a plant version of yourself Sometimes you find yourself Flying over an ocean in a helicopter And you just really want to get out For whatever reason Perhaps you're being pursued by the authorities Perhaps you really need to Go to the bathroom And the ocean is very alluring So Here's something you probably haven't Thought of If I'm yelling at you Through a megaphone And you're sitting next to me in the helicopter You only have one option You have to get out of there To go and water the plant version Of yourself or go to the bathroom Now there are a few ways to exit a helicopter You could use A door However That would let all of the air in And fuck with me And I don't want you to do that Here is an even more uncomfortable truth Sometime Dying is fine And being ejected Into the quickly rotating blades Of an airborne helicopter Is just the best way to go out And that's why I've thrown you this slide Some viscous liquid exiting a tube Because that's what it will feel like To have your entire body Instantly exploded into Much viscera Upon your pressing of the eject button Now you might wonder Thank you Thanks for picking my suggestion I like that you kept tying it back Comment like you mean it It had in my wonder I needed a justification And you gave it Sometimes dying is not that bad It tied in with another one of the talks today Actually probably is a pretty good way to To go out It was one of those things where you're like I wonder what it feels like and then you regret it I don't think you're going to spend Much time regretting that at all Well in the universe that it happens in You can rewind time and maintain Appearances of the you had in the future of it It makes sense Okay Assisted by Jay Alright we're going to knock this out of the park Sweet Hello My name is Rags And my talk is The only explanation for Rags is gay Is aliens Oh You live on earth I live on earth Earth is our little clay home Being held aloft in the sky By the great cosmic hand of god But you know what Should we be afraid Well I used to be afraid I used to see all the images On the virtual reality simulation devices I used to dream About aliens I used to dream about what could happen If all those things that I saw were real I used to dream about being probed In space But what does this mean For humans Well humans Must quickly learn to multitask If humans are unable to learn how to multitask You will never become as gay as I am You'll only have one joy in life You'll never be able to experience Different things To put on your safety goggles Tighten them overalls Grab the nearest power tools And learn to multitask your way to gayness Thank you Well that's not fun You're the most sensical one You didn't talk about why it's good to die That was a mistake Well sorry I guess like next time I'll try to get my audience to kill themselves How do you feel about this irrefutable evidence That you're gay rags I don't know Feels Blissful Makes me wanna cum Just the idea don't be spooked By all the different things you may or may not have seen Instead learn to multitask and enjoy life It's like a really good message Alright it's M's turn with Tonal Assistant Hello My name is Moriarty Today I'd like to talk to you about the true story Of how I found home In a colony Of genes Now you may have Grown up in a normal home One that is gene-less But I I did not See I traveled this Wonderful world and found The colony of genes It was a beautiful place And frankly I wish I could go back I'm going to share a controversial opinion with you here But I don't think we should turn genes into hamburgers It is My opinion that if you're going to eat a gene It should It should be At most a hot dog Because it is of course Tubular In its soul I think that bears no further repeating What is to be done about this Well Having lived with the genes for so long Having been there with these wonderful Incredible genes I also found That they reminded me of baby hippos One of the cutest animals Arguably I mean have you ever seen that baby hippo That bit a guy's leg It was incredible because he had no teeth If he'd had teeth it would have been a different thing But he didn't so it's okay You got to understand that's how these things work Thank you So how did the dog come into that? Very nice The dog? What dog? Who's the dog? I didn't see a dog You didn't see a dog? You were like the Jane Goodall of genes Like these three lines And you're just like amongst them I need that behavior No pointy It's like look at that freak Look at that freak Somebody in the chat genes are the secret McDonald's doesn't want you to know Oh no Well the reason that McDonald's progress don't pay for it Because they don't do any gene spicing Oh no Has everybody spoken?    I like that he doesn't have pupils Oh shit rags dominate I am dead last Damn son No I do have one minute and fifty seconds One and a half Minatos I shall read some more My god my first live e-fappening From the start no last Guess I'm not sleeping also hi Ragguildson Oh hi Tonal please do a video on what the long man himself would eat Tonal's got a lot of people to Cook for in his restaurant Gotta take it in turns I'll plan something Got fifty seconds Oh and greetings to Moriarty He's so great Oh thank you P.S. love your wagsies Scritches for the good boy Aw thank you Yay Re-reading Akira Whose inciting incident takes Around 100 chapters Got me thinking how long is too long For establishmentisms in a story That's uh Really gonna be case by case right Like new and important information Per time spent is like a ratio That's kinda difficult to be definitive about Also do have fifteen seconds I am You're better than Chase by the way I know that, that's true Right the other one wasn't necessarily True but that one is Three Two One The thing Well metal You have no one to blame but yourself Mine's kinda like that too I was just like uh This one's just really fucking funny Maybe more time to make mine Fifty five seconds Thirty five seconds Twenty seconds Twenty second warning Name those characters Twenty seconds Oh my god I don't have any good ideas today Two One Just give up Fight on It's the second half Which means it's time for the tag team I am very curious to see what Obamination is Obamination Show me that birth certificate Obamination Greta the unhappy childless Feminist intern Versus Booba Chab She's not really applied the lipstick evenly I would say It's a bad job man That's because she's childless And why she's unhappy It is important Oh my god That was See I think confidence is the key here And Blanket bitch looks like she's just Gumbel going on I feel like Greta's really confidently unhappy Which one's gonna get sucked into a machine though Blanket's pretty good at getting sucked Blanket?  There is Wait, really? I will also keep track of your squads Internet has like child protection on And I'm bothered to turn it off yet But it blocks efab.me It has the word fap in it That's true That might be it actually Now it's time to determine I love her Champion of the Pinterest What will the traders do?  Oh wow I couldn't take my time Oh shit I said that wrong Now I've lied to everyone Can read out a few more while we got 40 seconds remaining The white Samurai versus Shadowversity Movie We would all pay good money to see that This just says I love everyone here And this one says Shum For those who don't know Shum It's a very important new addition to the EFAP lore And this one says Shum Yum It's time to name those characters Koop Loops Also 15 seconds remaining Sorry for the currency big fan from Brazil And I am planning to do an endgame review since opening night I have the criticism ready But no idea on video structure Any advice? Also high rags Hello!   Which of these two would drop their phone in the toilet? I think we'd always want to drop his phone in the toilet. Wait, StripperSplat would never drop his phone in the toilet. Unless it was a sexy phone. Unless it was a sexy phone? I'm trying to plan a phone, he means his conk.  I mean his conk. His conk, yeah. What did I say? So if he's dancing aggressively, I like to spin that phone out of his pocket. That's a toilet. Alright, got it. So who won overall?  It was potato's gonna win. I feel like pissing on Gondo is the key to that. No, John was right behind him, jeez.  Yeah! I got worse than last round, this fucking, this is outrageous. Stay mad. This is outrageous, I'm gonna call the Popo. Oh, I won this election by a lot actually. I made that joke like two minutes ago already. Yeah but it was funny, so honestly.  Make metal lose again. No, that's what it says in the chat. Make metal lose again. I like it. Right, I like that as a hat. Make metal lose again. No, or perhaps a hashtag?   I'm sad.  So I'm gonna read out the rest of the super chats and we'll probably get going as they say. My favorite movie is Gene Wick 3 Parasplotum. Gene and Spot, a better love story than Twilight. True. Speed is now in the eFap decks. Speed. Audience, there's like 1,500 of you here, not only 150 in the room. Use the room code in the bottom left and join now.  That's up to them if that's what they want. Join for Gene, Gene for 2020. Oh yeah, President Gene, why not? This is a super chat. Right, Drew? Mola, all the women who've been on eFap, who is the best girl and why is it Rags? Has the best drawings. Has the best puns. No competition.  I was gonna do that, I can trust. More among us, Wen, also Hygiene. It's gonna be hard for us to ever play among us rather than this game. Because I love this game a little bit. It's really, really good. Among us can sometimes be hit and miss, but you know, there's no reason why we can't have a bit more among us in the future sometime at some point. Mola's in the shallow end of the Gene pool. In fairness, I didn't draw a single Gene, so yeah, true. Maybe that's what they mean. You had no Genes. But is it worse to have not enough Genes or to have one too many? I guess we'll never know. Worse Genes, inferior Genes. This is another super chat. Will there be an eFap for Haunting of Blind Mana, also Hyrax? Hello! And yes, but it's not gonna be out anytime soon. It will be out eventually. Actually speaking, the Haunting of Hill House one took like two years, you know, from when it came out. So, Blind Mana will eventually, and you'll be able to watch along with us, will hopefully be the idea. Four different people super-chatted that Gene character. So, uh, Gene is very popular. Excellent. Rags. My mother is very ill. I need to extract the brown water from your ham-hams. It's the only way. Also, when will you start doing videos again? By the face. Um, so I don't know what was going on with the first part of that. But I am working on a video now.  Just like you guys like them. Yeah, boy. And it's gonna be about media. Media. It's gonna be about media. Media, yeah. Do Gene right now, chat, now. Oh my God, they're ordering a chat. Uh, please reinstate Prussia Metal. Can you do that now? Okay. Can you sort that out? Uh, yeah, I can. I need some funding, but I can make it happen, sure. Good old days. Uh, question for you. Was it here for 110? Do you think Spec Ops did what the Last of Us 2 didn't by making us feel guilty and why? Um, I would have to replace Spec Ops to the line to be able to give a stronger argument on how they were successful and what they were trying to achieve versus the Last of Us 2. Off the top of my head, I wouldn't really be able to talk about that. I don't know if anyone else here has anything to say about that. I haven't played it in a long while, myself. I know if they haven't played Last of Us 2, so... I wasn't listening. Wow. Thanks for being worthless as always, Jay. Are you just salty? Yes. As you say that, the crucifixion of Metal was on screen. You're just salty crucifixion. I've heard the arguments, but I'm not really of the position that you need to, like, have a choice one way or the other of, like, a terrible thing that your character does in order to feel guilty. Like, because even if it's, like, linear and you have to pick a certain outcome, you can still understand why the character's doing what they do and you can still feel, like, bad about that decision, I think. If you want me to feel guilt, I'm gonna have to have a hand in it, I think. Hmm. But it depends on what emotion you're going for, I guess. Right. Small PP equals... And then it's the two different versions of what people are trying to use for a gene right now. So they got... Small PP is like the seven, and then big PP is like the table. Table. This just has a heart. It's very kind. Admit that table is a superior apex and only gene. Do it now, Wong-Man. We must stop these heretics. Oh, that's something chat decides. It's whichever one wins out, you know? Hmm. Um... New Monster Hunter trailer for Chinese market. No black people shown despite having at least two in the military group. Almost seems intentional. That's not surprising at all. Good ol'... I don't want to scare them.  What if they don't buy Monster Hunter?  Get Chase back to play more among us, Massives. We may do in the future. Who knows? Champed up. Can't wait to redraw some of y'all's drawings for Twitter. P.S., sorry for not tagging Gliders in the spot drawings. Oh, no problem. It's okay. I'll try and get the two that we've had posted on screen in a sec. Yeah. They're already happening. Champed up, just, you know, creativity spills from Champed Up. Moriarty, sorry for calling you Morty. I ran out of space and needed to let the world know that I hated Chase. No, no, alright then. Yes, you know what? That is okay. That is the one case where I'm alright being called Morty. There you go. Hi all, and sexy exy, and also hi le rags. I'm so glad I caught this live and also had access to beers. Yeah, that'd work. I can't help but hear metal in the voice of Jack Black on that tenacious detrack. Give him his money plocks. Give him this money plocks. What are they? In the voice of Jack Black on the tenacious detrack. I don't know what you're referring to exactly, but I can see a connection. Probably the metal from the... Oh, I know that one.  Play Mad Verse City from Jackpock's Party Pack 5. Possible, I suppose. I don't know, I don't remember which one that is. Mad Verse City. I'll have a look at what the game in it is. Didn't we try them all and we didn't like them? I feel like we did. Yeah, let's know. Jackpock's. Don't be sad, Matul. I still... I love you still. Aw, these little love faces. Yay. Metal deserves to win. No, no, no. Yay. Aw. John, please bite the foam. I'm doing it. There, it's gone. Taste's foaming. I know there's no video feed, but I really did it. He did it, I believe it. Mola, tell these massives that Seven is the true spot. Maybe Gene, not Table, such talk is heresy. They claim Bagidius said so and they are lies and slander to his name. I... there's a lot of scholars that have different opinions. You can't just say one thing definitively. You know, you have to let the people decide. Chat is still raging about this. Embrace Table into your heart. Table has been predicted by the spiders, translated by Bagidius, and has come to save us from heretics. There really is serious discussion about Seven versus Table. The Super Chat before mine is the correct one. Oh, there you go. Try Unfortunate Spaceman. It's basically 3D among us, free up to 16 players and really fun. I say use the in-game VC though.  I super like Unfortunate Spaceman a lot. I saw the trailer for it. It does look like it has potential. I've been playing it for almost a year now with my community.  Oh, look at me. I have a community. Yeah, a community, this community, that. Watch more than Helsing with us. Is there more? I wish. I guess you can say Resident Evil as Bolvad Helsing. Yay. Nine at Imperial Fist. You speak of heresy.  Seven is the objective truth. Again, I beseech thee. Oh my goodness. What is your opinion on beating women? Seven. How many times you beat them or how many women? Yes. Last metal's opinion. I don't know if anyone else has an opinion. I think my opinion is that metal beats women. Hey. This is like a rock, paper, scissors. Rock beats. Paper beats rock. Metal beats women. Table is the only superior gene and you will learn to embrace it. You vile hereticus. Hereticus? Lovers will be defeated. Oh my. Never. Avert thine tireless phallus from the table. Table will show you true love, accept it. Table. Seven will show you love and logic best of both worlds. You'll never defeat truth and love, table.   I will say that I have a take on this as well, but I feel like it would be wrong for me to say which one it is. I mean, you'll definitely turn the crowd upon which is the correct, you know? Spill the beans, man. Let's hear it. No, keep your beans orderly, please. Yes, please. You'll never defeat truth and love, table. Yes, Mutl agrees. Yay. I just want to say I'm with you guys. Cat, you and I, we both know which one's the right one. But I'm with you. Wait, but chat is split. That doesn't make any sense. They know. They know. The crew ones, they know.  It's like, oh my god. Wow. Tony Tonald can truly answer this question, I guess so. But he's not here to answer, so now we just have all the scholars running around. Ben. But yeah, that about wraps up EFAP Gaming 11 is what this was. Fun times to be had by all. If anybody would like to mention what the channel is and where to find them at your own leisure, links will probably be in the description when this gets re-uploaded. And of course, thank you all for hanging out. I don't know if anyone wants to or will do. You know, I'm just leaving it open. Oh god. To a chat to this metal commander there, I can post it myself because of a bar. Oh, yeah. Jay's Mulan video. Yeah. I've always had 3,000 followers.  Bye. What happens at 3,000? What do you do? Drinking. He's gonna drink, guys. Don't you want to make him drink? You should curry some favor by choosing one of the two genes. No. You don't want to risk it, do you? I'm not ready to make that decision yet. Say no to curry. Say yes to Sparbucks. Exactly. Straw pole 7 or table. We don't want to do that. Who knows what would happen. Right, have the German on your side. That always ends well. No, tables forever. Oh my god. Drunkenheim's indeed. But yeah, that about wraps us up. I don't know if anyone else wanted to say anything or anything. Oh, I cook in the past.  I hope everyone else did too. Yeah, this was great. Thank you. That was all right.  That was funny. Yeah, I mean, it was, it was all right. That was funny. I was slightly amused. I was amused at many moments. I mean, Jay is so bored. He's already typing stuff already, so. I googled. You googled Jay? No, I just, I googled. What did you Google? You Google. Oh, just, you know, whenever someone says something funny, I just googled a little bit. You googled whenever someone says something funny. Yeah, generally. I mean, if it amuses me, sometimes I'll Google. Cool. Are you having to Google, Mike? You know the old phrase, Google like it's Google? I don't think anyone knows this phrase. All right. Anyway, that's what I see. That's fine. Not yet. I want to show more of these, just a couple of images, you know. Oh, wow. So if you guys remember Lil Flompus, Lil Berger who had, you know, fire powers. I remember him. He's, um, oh wait, how do I, eh. There it is. He's right there. Looking pretty sweet, you know. Not terrifying at all. Terrifying. No. So it kind of explains how he won his fight, because I think there's a lot of damage being dealt there that wasn't necessarily translated through the previous image.  Then we have a rendition of the activity today. You've even got everyone's just happy and chill. Rags looking sexy as ever. Man, I'm looking good. And you can see Spartan Jean just in love. A metal, as usual, looking down on us. Yeah. I've got my, my sport opened up there. You've shown this one? Or you have shown that one? Ignore me. Oh no, this is the next one. We got Emo, Emo Spot. By, by, by Mr. Oden, who I, I don't know if he's going to be making more for what we discovered this stream in terms of spotting. Yeah.  So you'll be seeing that soon enough. We'll probably talk more about that at the end of tomorrow's EFAP. I'll talk about like scheduling or for each thing releasing. But yeah, thank you very much for the wonderful. Yeah, everybody. Thanks everybody. Thanks for dropping by and watching us do our sports and jeans and splains and sheen-sheems. And the Shahli workshop just to catch up central or Axis metal access, It isn't they wanted to know. Okay? It's good that you get the information out there. And yeah. That's about the end. Thankful hanging out e-fap will be tomorrow starting at the same time that this started Who knows what we'll be covering who knows what will be there? It's gonna be fun and I suppose that's it. Good night Bye 99 everybody


And it is a session on Utilizing Data in Computational Materials Discovery. And it is something that nowadays is being described with the catchphrase Big Data. And I have put on the board a couple of examples of Big Data. So two big pieces of information. So in that catchphrase, it's for those of you that don't know much about Big Data, but know a little bit of Latin, that comes from, it's the plural of datum, which is a given. So a piece of information. So we are not going to be talking about Big Data as this, we're going to be talking about Big Data sets. So this is something that as ever in science, technological advances motivated by other things have given up new opportunities. In this case, as you probably know, there are big warehouses being built in the desert of Nevada, storing lots of computers, lots of computers and storage capacity. And there you can do the numbers yourselves. Imagine that of the order of a few billion people, half of the order of several and quite a few gigabytes of storage. So that is an enormous technological change that has happened during the last years. I don't know how many decades you can do in the last decade probably. Most of it, of course, is photographs of cute babies by very proud parents or grandparents. But the technology itself is what we're taking care of here. And also within the effort that is being developed in those warehouses, what you have is lots of information about whatever we're doing, each one of us every day. And there is extracting of information from that, learning useful things, some of them not so useful, but useful things, trying to extract things from that amount of data. So that has brought about a branch of science of the manipulation of large data sets, which is a brand new branch of science which is called statistics. And I really liked very much the quote of Gabor yesterday about computational statistics. So we do have statistics and we do have an enormous amount of computer power. And computer power in the sense of high throughput would be the one related to that kind of effort and quite a lot of managing of information. So then we have to learn how to learn from that information. And so, but the other thing we can do is of course use that kind of technology to store our kind of information. So the kind of simulations we have been doing for decades is a kind of simulation in which we normally stored very large files into disks that used to be called Scratch because we would store a lot of information, extract what we needed for our particular science at that particular moment, and then erase most of it. So the idea came about that with this new opportunities of technology, we could store quite a lot of information and we produce a lot. We just think about the coefficients of wave functions for a large system in a molecular dynamic simulation with a long time scale, just immediately you have a huge amount of information. So the idea of storing systematically quite a lot of that information allows us to think that one could extract much more than the information than the science that was extracted originally when it was first calculated for a particular purpose. So you can repurpose that kind of information. So but that of course brings challenges that relate to how to extract things from there, how to learn. So in one part, so we saw a couple of already very interesting talks by Gabor and Gabor Roksanyi and Michele Ceriote yesterday about how we learn from data. But we also have to face the challenges of the data themselves, of the data itself. And today we're going to see a first talk in which we will be essentially facing how do you describe some of the properties of how do you characterize things in that data. Going back to my very useful example at the very beginning, I was talking about photographs of cute babies. So how do you characterize cuteness of the babies? You just have enormous amounts of bitmaps. So you have to extract from there something which is not trivially extractable.  And so that is going to be the first talk. And then in everything I've said so far, everything was about quantity. But whenever we're facing and working with something, we have the double side of quantity and quality. And that will be the second talk of today's session. So without more information and after my brilliant presentation of big data, let me introduce the first speaker today. So Shobana Simhan is just going to tell us about descriptors from small data, simple yet successful descriptors for self-assembly of organic molecules on surfaces. Good morning. I would like to thank the organizers for inviting me to give this talk. I've called it descriptors from small data because usually nowadays when you hear about descriptors, it's from big data. My descriptors are from very small data indeed. You will see how small. My collaborators are my students, Sukanya Ghosh. The experiments were done by George Thomas at ISA Trivandrum and his PhD student Pratap. So let me introduce, I guess you all know that one of the hardest problems in our field is that of structure prediction. So for example, if you had two atoms, a yellow atom and a purple atom, suppose they add up to an octet in valency, if you want to know whether they would form the rock salt structure or the zinc blend structure or the word site structure, it's very hard to predict. I mean, of course, we can do a DFT calculation and say which would be lowest in energy. But can we say just looking at the atoms alone, can we see a pattern in the which structures are lowest in energy? And the answer is, of course, no, it's very hard to see a pattern in that. I'll get back to that problem later in this talk. But what I want to talk about is the analogous problem for self-assembly. So if I'm given two molecules, this yellow molecule and this violet molecule, I want to know, can I say something looking at the individual molecules alone about the geometry of the self-assembled architecture that they will form? So obviously, one is interested in the geometry of the self-assembled architecture. For example, here, there are two pictures. In this one, the molecules have self-assembled so that they're cavities, whereas in this one, they're self-assembled so that they're tightly packed. And you would like to know which of these two it would form, because here in these cavities, you can put in other molecules here you can't. So this is an interesting question for applications. And I want to find descriptors for this. I think most of you know what descriptors are, but I'll say a little bit about it anyways. There's some combination of physical properties of the system that correlate well with the property of interest. But the important thing about them is that they should be very quick to compute. They should be faster to compute than either doing the ab initio calculation or doing the experiment. They may not be as accurate as either of those, but they generally help you narrow down the space in which you're looking for candidate materials. And so they help you save a lot of time compared to doing the experiment or doing the DFT calculation. And how do you develop them? Well, initially, people were just developing them with physical intuition. And nowadays, increasingly, people are just developing them using machine learning techniques, for example. I asked my students for an example of a descriptor to give here. And one of my students showed me this paper, which was published in the New England Journal of Medicine, which is, of course, a very prestigious journal. And this shows that you have a correlation between two rather unexpected things, which is the number of Nobel laureates per capita in a population of a country and the chocolate consumption in that country. And you see you have a rather good correlation between the two. Now, I show this for a reason, which is when you have descriptors, you often find rather unexpected correlations.  And now you want to understand it. Now in this paper, which I actually went and read, the authors say that chocolates contain compounds called flavonoids.  And that's why these two are correlated. Of course, you can think of other explanations. For example, if a country is wealthy, then it can spend money on science, and it can also spend money on chocolate. So the systems and the methods. This is my data set, and that's why I call it small data because it's really a very small data set. So I have three host molecules, which I have chosen to represent as these bone shapes. So they have a backbone, they have phenylene ethylene, they have these backbones, they have COOH groups at the termini, and then they have these alkoxycide chains. Now the three of them differ in important ways. These two have the same length of the backbone, this one has a shorter backbone. These two have COOH groups at both ends, this one has it at only one end. These two have four alkoxycide chains, this one has only two alkoxycide chains. This is important, these are important differences between them. And then the guest molecules are naphthalene, phalanthrene, et cetera. And the important thing for them is I can see, I can look upon them as angular fragments of coronine. So this is a geometrical view of looking at them, which I think is useful. So let's look at the host molecules first, and the host molecules self-assemble into architectures by forming hydrogen bonds between the COOH groups at the termini. And they can form in two kinds of patterns, we know this from experiment. They can be either linear or they can be hexagonal. Let me show you that again. So this is an atomistic picture, the red lines show how the hydrogen bonds are arranged, I'll show you that again. So this is one molecule, then the next molecule, then the next molecule, and that's called the linear pattern. And this is one molecule, and the next molecule, and the next molecule, and that's the hexagonal pattern. And in both these patterns, there are cavities inside which the guest molecules can fit. So the question first that I'm asking is, can I predict the relative energetics of the two patterns by looking in some way at just the isolated host molecule? Okay, so that's the fundamental question I want to ask. So how do we do it? This is a standard methodology when you're finding descriptors, except that it's usually done on much larger data sets.  And this analysis is some combination of intuition and you do regression instead of machine learning because it's such a small set. You develop descriptors, and then to check if your descriptors are accurate, you predict something and you verify it. And these are my calculations. The DFT calculations are pretty standard. They were done with CESTA, and the experiments were done with scanning tunneling microscopy. Now, using the DFT database, I calculate free energies for the hex patterns and the lint patterns. I need chemical potentials because the ratio of host to guest molecules is different in the two patterns. So let me show you some results. Sorry. So the important thing is because of these subtle differences in the three host molecules, the length of the chain, the number of head groups they have, etc., they form different patterns when they're deposited on graphene. So the first molecule forms the hex pattern. This is the experimental STM image. This is a simulated STM image. The third molecule forms the lint pattern, the linear pattern. And the second molecule doesn't form an ordered pattern at all. It forms what's a glassy pattern. And then when I introduce the guest molecules, for example, when I introduce coronine, in some cases the pattern remains basically unaltered. So this is in the absence of the guest, and then when I introduce coronine, you can see coronine just goes and sits in these cavities. So you have these blobs here. Whereas in other cases, the pattern changes drastically on introducing the guest. So this is PE4B. It forms the linear pattern in the absence of the guest. And then when I introduce the guest, you can see the symmetries change drastically and it goes from a linear pattern to a hexagonal pattern. So to summarize what happens, I have, when I have just the host molecules, one forms the hex, one forms the glass, and one forms the lint. I can do DFT calculations to check the difference in free energies between the two. And a negative number means the hex is favored, a positive number means that the lint is favored, and indeed that's what DFT gives you. And if the difference between the two is small, what happens is that there's a competition between the two phases, and that's why it forms a glassy phase. And here is what happens when you introduce the guests. For this molecule, it stays in hex. For this one, initially, it is glass, glass, and then you have a disorder to order transition, and it becomes a hex. For this one, it's linear, linear, linear, and then it becomes hex, hex, hex. And we can do it, we can reproduce all this with DFT. And in every case, experiment and theory agree about what should be the favored phase. And we can also look at these structures. We can look at the charge densities. These are maps of how the charge density is redistributed upon introducing the guest into the cavities for one of the molecules, which is PE4A. Each of these, so a red blob means that there's an accumulation of electron density. A blue blob means there's a depletion. And every one of these lines of alternating red and blue represents a hydrogen bond. So you can see clearly that the hydrogen bonds formed between the host and the guest and depending on which guest I've introduced, I either have four bonds, six bonds, 12 bonds, etc. And I can easily calculate also the energies of those bonds. I get a nice linear graph and I can calculate the energies of those bonds. So I have 0.082 electron volts per bond. So that is all fairly standard stuff. So now comes the part that we're doing which is a little bit different. So now we want to find a descriptor that will tell us whether I will have the hex or whether I will have the lin. And the three hosts, so this is the descriptor just for the host molecules. And they differed, I told you, in the number of COH groups they had, the number of alkoxy side chains they had, and in the length of the molecule. So we look for a descriptor which has this form. It's a slightly non-intuitive form and I give full credit to my students who can hear for coming up with this form. So it has a form number of COH groups times the length of the molecule. And then divided by one plus the number of alkoxy side chains. And there's a power alpha here and a power beta here which is unknown and which remain to be determined. And now to get the alpha and the beta you do a regression. And what's plotted here is the difference from DFT between the hex and the lin versus the value of this host descriptor. And now the power alpha is turned out to be one. And the power beta is found to be 1.8, 0.125. And when you do this you get a nice linear regression. Okay, so far maybe it doesn't seem, it's like what's the big deal. But then is this useful? So what does it say? It says that if this quantity is positive you are in a lin structure. If it is negative you're in a hex structure. If you're close to the boundary then you're likely to have a glassy structure. If you're well inside one of these you're likely to be in the lin or the hex. So let's see if we can predict anything. So now we look at other molecules which were not part of our initial database. So we take four test molecules and they also have features that are different from our original ones. For example, this one has no head groups at all. These two have no side chains at all and we just apply this formula blindly. And it takes a few seconds to evaluate this expression for each of these molecules. And we do that and we end up with these four stars. And now, based on where these stars are positioned, we can predict that this one will be a glass, this one will be a hex, these two will be lin, etc. And then you do the experiments and you find, okay, so we could only find experimental data for three of them but they're indeed correct. This one, it's a prediction which remains to be verified, okay? But we can do even better than that. We can go and do DFT on these structures and we can actually get the energy difference between the hex and the lin on these structures. And then we find, so these yellow squares are the results from DFT for the energy difference between the hex and the lin for these. For this one, because it doesn't have any head groups, it can't form the hex at all. So we can't get energy difference between them, it can only form the lin. And you see that the stars which are predictable from the descriptor and the yellow squares from DFT fall almost exactly on each other. So this descriptor works. So now what about the guests? So for the guests, we have a geometrical descriptor. You look at the guests, you consider the polygons formed by the hydrogen atoms on the periphery of each guest molecule. Now you draw this polygon, then you draw a circle through this. And you look at the number of vertices, the maximum number of vertices that lie on this circle. And that number is just the guest descriptor. So in this case, it is 4, 6, 8, 10, 12. And that number alone is the guest descriptor. And now you can plot the same energy differences versus the guest descriptor. And the black lines are for the hex and the energy, free energy for the hex and for the lin. And now again, you can see if the hex is favored, the black line is below. If the lin is favored, the blue line is below. And if glass is favored, then these two lines lie very close to each other. The only thing is you have these some sudden jumps. That is because in certain structures, because of steric hindrance, you have a jump because you have a phase segregated form. Now you do what is standard when you work with descriptors. You plot a phase diagram in descriptor space. So you have a host descriptor and you have a guest descriptor. And you have a phase diagram which tells you that if you are in this blue area, you have a linear structure. And if you're in the gray area, you have a hex structure. And the circles are the 18 host guest combinations we've considered. And the colors represent the results from DFT for the difference between the hex and the lin. And you see you have a nice color progression from here where the lin is strongly favored to here where the hex is strongly favored. And this is very standard when you're computing descriptors. You have a clustering of properties in descriptor space. And when you have that, you know that you've found the right descriptors. And so now if you have any other combination of host and guest molecules, you just have to compute the host descriptor and the guest descriptor. And see where it falls on this phase diagram and then you know what is the structure that you will have. That's all very well, but it's a little dissatisfying. Because you may think it's all just numerology, what does it mean? I went to a talk last week by a famous mathematician. And he defined mathematics as the art of finding patterns and then explaining why those patterns exist. So I have found the pattern, but I haven't told you why it exists. Can I say anything at all about why the pattern exists? And unfortunately, the answer is mostly no. So this is very typical of the descriptors that are emerging, especially those that are emerging from machine learning. So this is going back to the first problem I told you about. About whether if you have octet compounds, you have the rock salt structure favor, the worksite structure favor, the zinc plan structure favor. This is a paper by Luca Giringelli and Mathiaschefler where they looked at many, many octet compounds. And then they applied machine learning to find the descriptors. The colors tell you the difference in energies between competing phases. And you see you do have a separation in descriptors phase. But the descriptors that are coming are really weird, okay? This is the radius of the S orbital of the A element minus the P orbital of the B element times exponential of the S orbital of the A element. Here this is ionization potential of B minus electron affinity of B divided by the P orbital radius of A squared. So these are really bizarre descriptors that are coming out, which you can't easily give physical or chemical interpretations to. So I do want to jump way back in history to tell you.  This is Mendeleev's periodic table in 1871. Which we may not think of it that way, but what he basically did was he found descriptors. The rows and columns in his periodic table were basically descriptors. And he found patterns and he didn't have explanations for them. Because it was only in 1904 that the electron was discovered, then there's the Rutherford model and the Bohr model, okay? And only then did his descriptors make sense. So I'm not claiming that I found something like the Mendeleev periodic table. But it is possible that at some point we will understand what are these weird descriptors we're finding out. Why do I get this one-eighth power and things like that? I do have some understanding for the guest descriptor. In the hex phase, the guest descriptor is the number of hydrogen bonds that are formed between the host and the guest. But in the Linn, it is really weird looking. And even there it's not very clear that it is the number of hydrogen bonds. And they're certainly not identical bonds. Whereas here they're clearly nice six identical hydrogen bonds. So I'm done. So I just want to tell you that for the first time we've succeeded in identifying descriptors for self-assembly of molecules on surfaces. These descriptors can be computed at zero computational cost. Depending only on the geometry and form of the isolated host and guest molecules in gas phase. I do want to say of course what we computed is probably for a limited class of molecules and would have to be generalized for other kinds of molecules. Thank you.