Why we ain't got no ads. We got to get back in these streets You gotta get back to work.   What did you see brilliant this week Schultz? Yo, I don't know if it's true, but I think uh, Andrew Cuomo got pierced nipples. I thought that was brilliant. What? You didn't see Oh, you didn't see all those pictures on the internet where he's in a white polo and he got the barbell nipple rings No, he either has pierced nipples or he has three nipples on each nipple I haven't gone down the Cuomo rabbit hole like that. I know Cuomo was sweeping the nation and everybody's falling in love with him But I didn't I haven't checked out his backstory like that. Hey, I'm deep I'm in the wormhole, bro. I got nothing but time on my hands I haven't gone past him having dinner with his family when he was young He said that when he was young they used to have these big Italian dinners Yeah, and he was saying that's something that um people need to start doing during this time This have big Italian dinners They're a big family dinners Did he did he share how many times they uh, their uncle or grandfather screamed the n-word at those dinners dinners No, he said it was a lot of them though say what he said He said it was a lot of them, but he never said anything about them screaming the n-word You think you said you think he screams n-word not him, but grandfather italian grandfather Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, tally most grandfathers. I would say most grandfathers have said the n-word. What do you think? Most grandfathers yes, I don't know about italians. Let's see. I don't know the relationship between um Italians and black people y'all love each other and hate each other at the same time Y'all want to be each other Well rappers love the mafia aspect of it, but then that's stereotypical to say that all italians are like mafioso though, right?  They don't have the worst stereotypes, but they do have Stereotypes because you think about italians you think spaghetti pizza like all of that, you know, they have their own distinct food I wouldn't even say that's a stereotype. They specifically have their own distinct food. They love food Right, and then you think um the mafia And you think mario brothers yo, son Yo, the mario brothers are really the least italian italians Really? I mean, when have you known italians to be plumbers? Yeah, they're italian with mexican jobs. They're mexicans Yes, luigi Is a super italian name and he don't look mexican. He's like tall. It kind of looks like me in a lot of ways But mario The one was last time you saw an italian wear some overalls. Yo be on mario's more of a hispanic name But they say it italian mario.  I'm trying to think but the plumbing. I don't know if itaians are plumbers like that I'm gonna be honest with you. Yeah But we started this because you said chris koan got pierced earrings.  They chose not to wear the bra So if he's out there in the white polo, right? You already know white polos are almost a little bit see-through, right? And he got the barbell in And it's poking through the shirt I think he's letting him. I think he's just letting everybody know. Yo be yourself. Like i'm a progressive guy You know he's trying to look more relatable Yes to yeah to the majority of the population that has nipple pierced things.  Do you know anybody with nipple piercings? Yes, you know any scribbles you see with nipple piercings. Yes, are just women are just women in general. Yeah Yeah, what go yeah, I don't know. I don't know no men with nipple piercings You don't know any men with nipple piercings. No, no, no I personally don't i'm not saying that they don't exist. I just don't know any Hold on one second. We got to stop down. Hold on one second. We just got a Some sort of uh, was it zooms failure? Oh And taylor's trying to produce Well, so she's so so she she she stops screaming she stops sharing her screen So she can show us andrew quomo's nipples Yo taylor you just freaked us all out. Just take we got this taylor.  I want to see now the headline says andrew nipple's piercings Tape what does it say andrew quomo's nipples piercings take us take our mind We are okay good, but a taylor remember whatever is on your screen We are recording on our end where we're recording all this so you can't leave charlotte. Don't get charlotte off the screen Taylor what I want you to do is take your computer and put it in a different room and lock it in there You go watch some mosaic That's what I want you to do because right now we're looking at andrew quomo's nipples. Okay I want you to put it back on charlotte all of a sudden taylor want to be a visual producer There we go. Now we're back on charlotte. Now, whatever this is you leave it there. Don't touch your computer ever again.       You don't know how to do zoom charlamagne You don't know you don't know how to FaceTime He can't connect with people charlamagne joe biden has been dead for six years. We all know this Okay, it's weakened at biden's they are propping that man up shout to samon sanders Y'all saw how samon bodied that person that went after biden, right? Yeah, samon has been carrying around joe biden for the last whatever six months or however long he's been campaigning This is a senile man.  He doesn't know what year it is right now He doesn't know what quarantine is.  He had no clue what's going on He's like quarantine. Yeah, I see him quarantine is the dj on jimmy fowlin He's with that group. He's he's with that that band that band the plants Honey, could you get me a cup of quarantine?  So now all they can do is You know point the finger at donald trump and say donald trump looks completely insane. Yeah, and he's incompetent, but You really want joe biden?  Yeah, like what would biden really have done Like what would biden have done if he was in power right now? I think the only thing biden would have done better is uh Not not not not not respond Quicker and what I mean by not respond. I don't mean respond to the actual pandemic I mean biden. I don't think would have been front and center so early Talking about this pandemic. I think he would have the way you see trump now putting the experts out there first The doctor the other guy that's become a star dr. Fauci Fauci and then it's um the woman too. I can't remember the woman's name but He's always moving out of the way and letting them talk now. I think joe biden would have done that from the beginning Therefore, therefore joe biden wouldn't have took so much heat because joe biden wouldn't have jumped our dance said oh, it's a hoax You know, we got it under control Joe biden would have just let the experts speak, but I think that you this is just one of those things man that You can't even really put the blame on any person like this is just something that's Unprecedented america's never seen this.  We've never seen this before dude And it's about to get crazier man. I was uh, I was talking to a doctor last night And I actually can't say his name because they're legally not allowed to share what's happening in the hospitals Right, they can get in trouble. They can get like I don't know about disbarred, but they can get punished in some way and um He basically said this here's the problem, right?   What is PPE? equipment mask gowns All the PPE is personal. I think it's purse. I don't know what the other piece stands for but I know the east stands for Fucking equipment. So it's the equipment that the doctors wear.    Why did he send it to china? What was the issue over there? What do you mean? We're china got hit crazy. Oh, he sent it during the corona virus. That was february Hey Yes, like february 15th He sent all the equipment over to china. So now you got everybody. That's arrogance though.   Yeah, I'm playing devil's advocate here Is it possible that a uh, you know fouchier one of these guys advised trump and said hey If we stop the virus in china, there's a way better chance of it not spreading At the same speed to these other countries So why don't we throw equipment to them now so they can control it before it spreads around the world? Maybe is that a possibility? Maybe because I mean, you know trump did uh, if i'm not mistaken. He stopped all travel Um From china and into china if i'm not mistaken right or he stopped all he stopped all travel I mean do you mean to stop that maybe are there really people that are going to china right now?  I'm totally fine with you getting coronavirus I don't think people knew bro corona didn't have the marketing ahead now, bro I'm saying now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah right now. Like we're stopping flying right now It's like you don't even need to do that. We're not gonna go I mean you can say the same from new york, too though. Yo, but it's like when I hear people say like Yo, you're not welcome in our hood. It's like i'm not going Yeah, it's dangerous. You could say the same from new york. What you mean? I wouldn't come to new york right now. Nobody's coming new york. I walked down the streets.   Can we just no seriously seriously is it possible for americans to absolutely just stay home for Charlemagne your black privilege is showing right now. Okay White people need to work on our speed. It's not natural It's something that we have to work on every single day to maintain We cannot take two weeks off in a quarantine or we'll slow down to molasses I'm telling listen.    Are you getting locked up? Are you motherfucking? Gonna get a big fine.  It's so it's you know what I hear you.  Here's the problem is that motherfuckers live in shitty homes, man It's easy when like all these celebrities and stuff in their mansions are going stay at home. Let's sing a song together Let's do all this.  Do you know what I mean?   They just hang out in the stoop. They got to get out. They got to get out Yeah, you in that one bedroom apartment. That's your tight bro. New york is different So i'm tired of people in la telling us what to do and how to quarantine.  I'd love to That's the thing they never do right they never go. We'll just come on over.  Not everybody got to give advice, bro It's like Not everybody got to give it but like now I completely understand like I've had I've had a lot of comments as we've been doing this show right I've had a lot of comments and there's been a lot of people that are that are of color going Hey Schultz, you don't understand what it's like to be a person of color So you might not understand what it's like to be in this situation, right? You'll react and that's I completely understand that now that I hear celebrities give an advice during the pandemic Right.  No, they're not.  Yes 100% 100% But you but but you do know you're talking about yourself, right?  No, no, no, no They shouldn't listen to certain things like I'm not going to tell people how to quarantine given my situation But all David Geffen said was stay home He don't got to say that it just so happened that he showed us his home He didn't have to be a yacht this motherfucker couldn't stay home. Literally.  No, by the way, those yachts like that. Those are homes, bro Yep, you're home away from home on the water That's easy to go on that home and then you pull up to another home.  The arc was just the yacht, bro Son, it was it was a zoo yacht. What do you think the arc was? That was the first disney cruise We'll talk bro And yo think about it How is it even difficult to get people on the yacht? Like all you have to say is yo, there's giraffes your kids gonna love it Like That's what i'm saying y'all shame and david geffen. You got to shame know it too, bro I know people the only difference between know it and david geffen is know what built his goddamn yacht from scratch He did build it from scratch and david geffen had mexicans do it That's it and was out in him get out in that goddamn sea with all the animals having a good motherfucking time Do you think he was having a good time?  No, I think he was having a ball because you got to think about it, right if you if no was anything like me Bro was Noah the first tiger king You know how I know no was having a good time because if no was anything like me, yeah, he likes to be right And that's bro, that's a big w bro No, no, no, Noah what Noah was telling their motherfuckers was a big w to think about the heat he caught for that shit Yo, it's true and think about think about like how how excited he was every time it would rain and how disappointed He was it wasn't the final one. Whoo. I don't know. I don't think it was raining at all though I think it was a drought for a while. Oh If I remember the story correctly it was a drought for a long time.  Look at this.  Oh, man I know Noah felt like a king. He absolutely did. He brought his family on though, right?  I can't believe he's the only one with a boat.   It's brilliant. It's baby. That's what we do It's brilliant It's brilliant, baby. That's what we do. You never said you never said who you're, uh, positively, uh idiotic was Oh, I gave it to trump.  So even though you can have all the faith in god in the world You have to work to actually submit your will to god and do what it is god wants you to do I don't believe in people who like Constantly sin every single day and do things that they know they're not supposed to be doing every single day But think they can just go to god and pray for repentance.  Yeah, why do why do religious people?  You know what I mean?  They're like that's definitely not a message. Why is that? Because they don't but they don't believe in government number one And they don't think that the government officials are submitting their will to god They think that the government officials are relying on their own understanding and their own power And I agree with you a hundred percent.    I you know what? I don't even really believe that What you don't believe herpes.  You're not gonna change it. We're not risking it. Like if you got herpes, you got herpes You know, I and I don't think that that's that big a deal herpes No, like not risking it No, me neither Like think about it. We're not going outside right now So we don't get coronavirus and most of us ain't gonna die from coronavirus, right? It's gonna be two weeks where it sucks herpes You have for the rest of your life herpes is way more devastating than coronavirus In terms of like, yeah, you don't think so in terms of like your sexual life Herpes herpes has I don't think herpes has a mortality rate though.      We're faithful So we're doing the exact same thing that those celebs. We have a mansion full of no herpes at home to hang out Right, so we're doing the same thing those celebs on a yacht are doing right now We're like, yo herpes ain't that bad.  Yes, you know what I mean But we didn't see herpes. Where do you see her if a girl's like, yo, I got herpes But it's just one you could put a little circle band-aid on it. Would you still fuck? Well, I mean people get it on they live that's not herpes Yes, it is. It's type eight old herpes, but it's not like that's manslaughter for herpes Really? Yeah It's not the same punishment Really?   That's different. You're disguising it You're not giving you choice can be its cover cold sauce No, I mean if you're growing out your pussy hair, but beards might be able to no I'm just thinking about that.  So bro say what? You never seen James harden with a cold.   Oh dude. He loves his strip club Yeah uh Interesting. Do you think people are still hitting the strip club now during Corona? Nah, well, you know what? Script clubs in certain areas are still open, but not script clubs are done. Script club is not essential.  How does it feel like knowing your job isn't essential? Don't you like really put things in perspective? I thought about that. I did think about that. A lot of people who, well, first of all, I'm happy that I have an essential job, but I did think about people who probably sought their work was really, really important. Like who?  It was someplace that was closed.  Yeah, man.  It's getting rough out there, bro. God damn. And by the way, those are the people who could actually protect themselves the best, right? Cause think about it. If I'm a barber, I go wash my hands, hot water. I put on the gloves.  I should be able to cut some hair, right? Yeah, but then you'd be in contact with so many people and one of them is going to have Corona be fucked up. I mean, there's some people that still have the barber come to the crib. Duvall is looking lined up throughout this quarantine. He is? Yeah. He has the barber come to the crib. No, I'm not going to lie. I said, yo, you need to come back. He's in North Carolina, but I was like, bro, you need to come, dude. We need to do that. I don't want to do that because I don't want to put nobody at risk and plus my barber suit to my guy tie. He lives in like the T-neck Inglewood area. That's a little hotspot from what I saw on the goddamn news. That's a red zone? Yeah, that's a red zone. But it's cool though. Listen, I like it. I think one of the most politically brilliant things that's happening right now is like people are really getting to see the real them. You know what I'm saying? We're getting to see our real selves. It's not an illusion. You know what I mean?   That's puff granddaddy, bro.  I'm like, wow.  Same exact thing. You know what I mean? And I appreciate that. Like me, I know for a fact, I should look like Kevin Durant.  Come on.  Let's see how it looks. It looks fine. Your forehead looks okay. Forehead looks amazing, but my hairline is social distancing from my forehead.   And like they have no choice but to be in contact with. Real quick, just for a second. Come on. What are you worried about? You can't even see. Can you see?  I would never tease Kevin Durant ever again, bro. Why? You really feel it? Well, no, I will tease Kevin Durant. I'm going to tell you why.   It's my favorite unit of time is a mad punk. Kevin Durant has hair.   You have three girls. You don't have a single brush? No, I'm talking about the OG wooden, the wooden joint. You know what I'm saying? Not a brush like that women use.  I need soft bristles. I told my wife order me a soft bristle brush the other day.  I need to see it, dude.  You're sharling me to God, bro. No, bro. Most dangerous morning show in the world. No, not ready to do it. Live life dangerously right now. Take that hood off, okay? Expose it. No, because I don't want it. I don't want it to herpes me on the internet, bro. What you mean?  It'll be that meme that lives forever. You can never get away from it. You know what I'm saying?  You know what I'm saying?  And next thing you know, 10 years from now, I'm still on the internet looking like that. I don't want to do that. I need to. How does it look though?  It looks like Kevin Durant receding like a motherfucker. Don't give me a person. Give me an object.  You ever seen a worn tennis ball? You ever see like, you ever like walk through a tennis court?  Like walk through a tennis court.   It's patchy. It's not patchy. It's just worn. It's worn. It looks worn. I got to see a little bit, dude. Just show a little bit, bro. Come on. It's just a little bit. Just show a little bit. Let's see. Let's see. Here it is. Hold on. I'm looking on the big TV. Okay. You got the side. I mean, I think you got hair, bro. Let's just see it. I didn't say I didn't say I didn't have hair. I'm just saying it looks like Kevin Durant. I got Corona curls. I got Corona curls. I got Corona curls. Look. Come on. Maybe it's actually better than you realize. Maybe you have body dysmorphia.  Maybe you actually have a full head of hair. Whatever works for Lizzo is not going to work for me, buddy. You're not going to gas me up. Bro. Listen. No. Charlemagne. I just took a look. I think you're 100% that bitch, bro. I think you really... Listen. I think you 100% that bitch, bro. You might have a full head of hair and you don't know about it. You know what? No. I was getting those PRP treatments from Dr. Natasha Sandy. But see, the thing was I would never let my hair grow to actually see if it was working. And now it's growing. I'm not going to lie. I had a couple bald spots right here and I'm shitting. I think you got to show us just for a fraction of a second just so we could see the growth, man. So we could be on this journey with you because I remember you being completely bald. Now the hair is starting to grow in, right? Everything's starting to fill in. The high tide is coming. The return, the resurrection, if you will. We're coming up on Easter. The resurrection of Charlemagne, the guy's hairline. I got you on Easter. Post Corona. I got you on Easter. Say what? The week of Easter, I'm going to show you the curl.  The man knows how to make two weeks of content. That's what I'm talking about. He's a professional. The week of Easter. The week of Easter, my hairline shall rise. Really? Yes. All right. But no barber, no barber, nothing. No barber, no barber. We'll give it to you just like this, baby. Fresh out the grave. Fresh out the grave after seven days, all right? I'm going to give it to you, baby. Bring back that thriller. How long was Jesus in the grave? I forgot. Three days. Three days. Three days. So fresh after three days. Why three? These are the questions I have. Why three? I mean, if God could have risen them right away.  You think? You got to build a little anticipation. Come on. That's a big deal. Resurrection of Christ. Come on. I'm not going to pop back up the next day. You want to appreciate it. So you're saying God wasn't into like binging. Nah. He wanted you to wait a little for next episode. Appointment viewing, baby.  God is good at that, bros. The same thing with Noah. Like, nah, you're not just going to build this ark of me. I'm going to let you build this ark from scratch. We're going to get the real buildup.  God don't give you what you want. He gives you what you need. He gives you what you need. And what we need is that validation of shitting on people sometime.  And that's what Jesus did too, because Jesus told you I was coming back. He's not told you.  Oh, you don't believe? Okay, watch this. And that's what they did. They killed Jesus and Jesus had to show him. Told you I wasn't playing. Now you got to watch your back forever. Imagine that.  And I tell you that my father is God.   Then I return after three days. Don't even seek revenge. Now you got to watch your back forever. Do you think that there were a few people that were looking at Jesus after he came back and they were like, well, if your if your dad's God, like he couldn't fill in your hands. Whoa. Do you think that there was a little skepticism? Okay. All right. I want to salute everybody. Was that too crazy? I want to I want to salute the positively brilliant people who have been using their power. Okay, go to fight this fight this week. Okay. Jay-Z and Rihanna, they combined and gave $2 million for coronavirus relief. Huh? I said it's amazing. Yeah, salute to them. Salute to Questlove. He's giving money to this food bank. The food bank is COVID-19, NYC Hub. Okay. I donated some money to them because that's another thing I was sitting around doing, right? I was like, you know, a lot of times when we think about being productive, we think about us. Yes. What can I be doing to be productive? My mind always says, how can I be a blessing to other people? Yes. To me, that's a part of being productive as well. You know what I'm saying? So that's why everything that I'm doing in my life, moving forward or even everything that I have going now is helping to empower other people.  Let me look into some of these charities and see who I can throw a little change to. Yeah. Let's share with the people. What are you thinking? What is- Yesterday, literally yesterday, and I should have did this a couple of weeks ago, but I forgot about it. But when we had Andrew Yang on, he was talking about his program, the Moving Forward with Humanity, I believe is called. Yeah. That's what it's called. Moving forward with humanity. And they're a coronavirus relief fund, and they actually give money to businesses that are shutting down, people that need it. So I donated five grand to them. And the only reason I'm saying the number is because I actually set it on the air with Andrew Yang. So I did that yesterday. And I donated money to the Quest Loves Food Bake Organization yesterday as well. Right. Because Quest Loves Organization is providing, I don't know if that's his organization, but the company he's promoting is providing lunch for kids that aren't in school. And that's really one of their only meals of the day. Right. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I think it's great. I think it's great to find the right thing to important to help. There's a company that I was talking to a couple guys that I wanted to kind of support what they're doing. And they're basically, the hashtag is in my scrubs. They have a GoFundMe account as well. You can find it in my scrubs as well. And what they've basically done is, when I was talking to that doctor, a lot of the hospitals are taking on more staff. Right. And some of the hospitals just aren't feeding them appropriately. They don't have the ability to feed them appropriately. Some of these hospitals aren't paying the overtime that these workers deserve. And we thought it was really important. Well, this company thought it was really important. They asked me if I could talk about it on different podcasts, etc. And to make sure that like these health workers are getting good meals and they're eating as they're doing this is one thing that they shouldn't have to suffer through. So what they did is they partnered with like local delivery service options. Like right now they're doing a thing with DoorDash. But currently they're doing something with something serve green serve. I'll get the exact one. But basically the idea is you work with local restaurants that are struggling, you get them, you raise money, we get them all the proceeds or all the money, everything comes in goes into these local restaurants, buys meals and they're delivered to these local hospitals. They're helping people and it started in New York and New Jersey and they want to branch out to San Francisco, possibly other cities in the country and maybe other countries as well. But the whole idea is like make sure you can get them food and not only them, they're looking at ways that they can get the families of the health care workers food as well because as these health care workers are at their job 12, 14 hours a day, right? There's nobody for them to maybe feed their family. They can't go grocery shopping. They're things that create tons of difficulty at home. So we're trying to use that a little bit. So you can check that out, man. Again, the hashtag is in my scrubs and you can donate money there and these are legit guys, man, and they're trying to do whatever they can to help out and they're like, the worst is yet to come. It's going to get bad the next couple of weeks because I think middle America, it's about to hit. Yeah, it's going to hit them red stage, man. I don't know that I was talking to Chris about that this week. I don't know what, yeah, slew to that website and go to COVID. I'm going to give the website for Quest Loves joining too. It's COVID-19 Food Hub NYC and Andrew Yang is moving forward with humanity.com. But now I absolutely agree with you. I do think it's going to get worse. The only reason I don't think it's going to hit the rural area is crazy is because people are so spread out there. Right. It's not so dense like a New York city. You know what I'm saying? Even when they talk about the spread in Louisiana, yo, we forget Mardi Gras was in Louisiana. You know what I'm saying? So Mardi Gras was from like, I think January 6th to February 25th. And I saw him giving the mayor a lot of shit saying that she should have canceled it. I think it's the mayor of New Orleans. And she was like, how would I know to cancel it? And that's the truth. Back then, January, January 6th, I was still on vacation on January 6th. I didn't get back in the state until January 9th. You understand what I'm saying? So if you was in New Orleans and you was at Mardi Gras from January 6th to February 25th, you was living your life like it was golden. You know what I'm saying?  So I don't know if it'll necessarily run through rural areas the way it's doing a place like New York. Yeah, it'd be difficult because yeah, there's less social interaction. There is less social interaction, but I think Wyoming got one case. Yeah, but I went to Wyoming. I don't know New York now. Like there's just no, it's hard to see people. That's why everybody's so friendly when they see someone else because they're like, finally, you know, you were isolated out there.  It's tricky, man. It's, it's tricky. What do you think? Have you given any thought to, and maybe this is our deep dive, have you given any thought to life after Corona, how this is going to change things, how this is going to change the way we interact, the way we live? Like what are the, the greater repercussions of this beyond what we're experiencing now?  This is the deep dive. Yeah. Yes. This is all I've been given thought to. Life is not going back to normal because I believe shows that normal was an illusion. I don't believe normal. I don't believe, I don't believe what people call America. What people say is normal in America. I don't think America was ever normal because right. And Van was saying this and it made a lot of sense. Yo, they talk about how strong the economy was, but it took two weeks to bring the American economy to his knees. Right. We always knew that the healthcare system was shitty, but a lot of times we think about the healthcare system being shitty in regards to people not having healthcare.  It's not built for a pandemic. It's not built for something devastating to happen on a large scale. Like right now America got his pants all the way down.  What if it's a major earthquake in California? You know what I'm saying? What if it's just some crazy natural disaster that none of us can stop?  Bro, America would be, we already on his knees. That's like a gunshot to the head. So I don't think that we can, I think moving forward after this, we can never go back to what we think is normal because normal doesn't work for everybody. You know what I'm saying? Like there's too much of a gap between the haves and the have nots. And then even when it comes to the haves, it's this illusion of the healthcare system, right? Because you could be the richest person in the world if the hospitals are full, the hospitals are full, baby. You know what I'm saying? You could be the richest person in the world if the doctors are stretched thin, the doctors are stretched thin. Even if you got the money for the surgery, if you can't pay to get it, whatever that surgery may be, what does it matter? So it's just like, I just don't see how we ever go back to the way things were after this. Yeah, things always change. You know, I think that you're going to see things always change. I agree with Van and that like things weren't normal. Like we were living in luxury. We're living a weird experience that was, you know, we just got comfortable with, we got entitled to it.  The real world isn't, you can just start a business and then we'll work out.  And if you can't pay for it, you pay for it. Like that's not the real world, right? Like the real world isn't guaranteeing that the economy is so good that you cannot fail. That's not the real world. The real world is every once in a while, an attack happens every once in a while, there's a pandemic, there's disease, that's the real world, right? And I think that people start operating a little differently afterwards. I think that we have to, I think you got to save money.  This could happen again. Bro, let me tell you something. I think God, I don't have no vices, bro.    Best thing that ever happened to me was I got money at a much older age, right? You know what I'm saying? Like I, and plus I never had those expensive tastes anyway. That's not my style. I never got down like that. So people laughing me. I've always been the type of person. I like to see my, I like my money. Like I like my erections. I like to just see them grow, grow, grow, grow, grow, grow, grow, grow, grow, grow. Right? So it's like, even when I was a kid and I used to be stacking money, I would just want to see that not get bigger, bigger, bigger, bigger. And that's how I think my, I look at my bank account. I just like to see them zero, zero, zero, zero, zero. My motherfuckers talk about saving for a rainy day. Yeah. Shit.  I know the I know the arc is going to be needed at some point. For real, man. It is, it is, it's a tricky thing. It's a very tricky thing because people, I guess just assumed nothing bad could happen. Do you think that's what it was? American arrogance, bro.   We so spoiled. We look at what happened in third world countries.  Think about it. We would go certain places and be like, what is this?  You know what I mean? Like you would say that about certain places in America.  We see the hood. We see the ghetto. I've heard people say that they see the hood. They see the ghetto. They're like, these people are living like they in third world countries.  Yeah. That's how it is for a majority of Americans. You know what's funny? Once there's a global pandemic, right? All of a sudden the pull yourself up by your bootstraps mentality goes out the window.  Oh, then we're like, government, where are our masks? Government, where is our check? Government, give us the vaccine.   Right? That's right. It's the second you struggle.  When you have tons of money, when you have tons of shit, you can't look at people who needs it. Most people can't look at people who need things and go, man, maybe they need my help. Yes. Right? It's like, we want to live this weird life where we've accomplished everything ourselves. It's so hard for people to share their accomplishments. Right?   I like the idea of it, right? The idea of it is basically saying- It inspires behavior. It inspires activity, but anybody successful, if they're being honest with their self, had a lot of help on the way. Now, don't get me wrong. Initially, you do have to quote unquote pull yourself by the bootstraps, but once you do that, it's the same thing like Chris Rock used to talk about. If you're on the side of the road sitting in your car and the car's broken down, people keep passing you by, but when you get out and you start pushing the car, then people come to help. It's the same mentality. If I pull myself by the bootstraps and I get the work, somebody eventually is going to come along and help me with this work. Yeah.  That's very cool. Did your uncle let you get the car? Did your parents help you with it? People always going to help you along the way. So it's just a very selfish and arrogant mentality to have that you got all your success by yourself.  So you look at other people like, hey, why can't you do the thing I did? It's like, yeah, I did certain things quote unquote by myself in my career, but my parents have always been supportive of me. My friends have been supportive of me. I hired incredibly talented people who helped like, you know, I do a podcast with a guy with incredible reach that gave me the ability to put my hand forward.  You're missing one key point though.  I know what I want to do. I'm going to go do it. And you actively pursued it. Yes, which was, which was stand up. I think when it comes to that initial, you can have all the mentors in the world, you can have parents, everybody tell you what to do, how to do it. But you eventually got to pull yourself up by your own bootstraps and at least start. And then once you start, people will come along, see what you're doing and help you the rest of the way. You're right. You're right. You have to start it. You have to start it, but other people will help. Absolutely. Other people will help. And you don't even have to ask them most of the time.  And I'm tired of these people acting like nobody helped them.   You know what I'm saying? Like government is supposed to be there for the less fortunate. Government is supposed to be there for the poor and disenfranchised. Government is supposed to give you a hand up, give you a helping hand. I don't think it ever was in the initiation of the country. They promise us that. What they promise them? I think they just promise basic liberties.  You're speaking from a real place of privilege, right? And I'm not even talking about race.  I'm talking about basic needs, basic necessities. Think about you got, yo, bro, we got homeless people in America. We got people in America who don't eat. Yes. You know what I'm saying? Who can't get clean water. Yeah. I'm talking about them. Those are the bare minimum basic necessities. You know what that is, bro? That's the cost of extremes. It's like anything, if you have an extreme of one thing, you have the extreme of the other, right? Like you ever watched The Matrix, like there's no Neo without Agent Smith, right? The more powerful Neo got, the more powerful Agent Smith got. That whole ying and yang thing is true, right? So it's like, that's what America is. We take the cost of extreme wealth and extreme success as extreme poverty. Because we got some extreme poverty here too. We got a lot of homeless motherfuckers, you know? And I know it's American poverty and people will be like, well, you don't know poverty in India. Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. I get that. Go to Skid Row in LA. They're living a day, but they got tents at least. Yeah, they got, you're right. They got tents at least. Think about that. They got tents at least. Yeah. Yeah. So that's, I'm saying all that to say that tent to somebody is a mansion, bro. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? You take that tent to some other country that they would love to have that tent. Yeah. To protect them from the elements. Yo, what kind of things do you think change? Like, what do you think the way that we, and oh, by the way, we do have an ad. We do have an ad that we have to read. But do you think that, do you think that things change in a way that we interact with each other? Like, right now, when I've seen people, right? Like socializing. My girl and I were running today. As we're running, this guy and his girl were walking down the street. As we run by, this guy shields his girl from me and my girl, as if we're carrying the corona. And I get it, because he doesn't want his girl to get corona or he doesn't want to get it. But it's a weird way to socially interact with people. And it creates an isolated culture. Right? Imagine me jogging as a black man in a hoodie. Yo, the crazy part, true story. Jogging hoodie on. If I see a white woman in front of me jogging, I'm either going, I don't, I can't speed up to pass her. Yeah.  You know what I'm saying? So I either got to stay, I got a social distance. I'm talking about way before corona. I got a social distance way far back. Yeah. Or just go the other way. You know what you got to do? You got to start yelling help before she can. So as you're coming up behind her, you're going to be like, help. And then she turns around like, what's going on? You're like, help, help. You pass her and then you're good. But you got to confuse her before she can yell help. You'd be like, help, help. What's that meat eaters?   He wouldn't need protein right now.   Like women got no problem being at home cooking. Women got no problem talking about the man that they love and appreciate. All the work is gone, huh? You know, I'm happy everybody's quiet because we should be at a time like this. You talk about what's going to change after this. Right now is not a time for anybody to be heard. And what I mean by that is this. Yeah. I have leaned into the uncertainty of it all. I've submitted my will to God like I always do. To me, this is something that's bigger than man. This is bigger than government. This is a higher power operating like, like, like we can't even imagine, right? Right.  That people don't care. Like people need to not speak. People need to be silent. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Right. So we're always getting on our knees.  But no, we're always getting on our knees, praying to God, asking for God to hear us, hear us, hear us. Right. So imagine everybody on their knees right now praying, telling God all the bad things that are happening. Oh, I lost my job. And this and that and this and that, bro, God knows.  He's omnipresent. What's the word? I don't know. Optimist prime, bro. Yeah, he's omnivore. What's the word, man?  Omnipresent. But it's another word. Omnipotent. Huh? Omnipotent. You're impotent. What did you just say? What did you say shows? Omnipotent. I don't. Yes, that word. Basically, he's all knowing. Yeah. All right. Yeah.  Yeah. He knows you lost your job, bro. He's saying about you. This is about you listening. Yo, that's true. God never heard a single prayer and was like, word. He knows that you ain't surprising him. Word. There was a earthquake today.  For real. I gotta address that earthquake, bro. It's just coronavirus. Really? Oh, I don't know. God is like, I don't have seen it. So why are we praying if he knows already?   Not only do I, do I have CNN, MSNBC and Fox News, I know what those people gonna say before they get on there. See it. This is all written, baby. I wrote it.   Like, I ain't in the know. Now, think about it. Andrew, think about it.  Like, nigga, I'm hip. I know what's hot in these motherfucking streets. I know what's going on. Don't insult me like that. I know it's a little baby and the baby. All right. Imagine how God feels when you're telling him things that he already knows. God wants you to know.  Wow, we're treating him like he fell off. Word up. You treat like he's wearing baggy jeans. You got his hat like this. Like, come on, God should change out here, dog.   You treating God like he not the goat.  Don't insult him like that. Bro, it's literally like going into a restaurant or going into a fly place and talking to the owner of the place like he's the help. The owner be like, yeah, I know what this is. I bought it. I built it. This is mine. God wants you to listen right now.  I would still look at the owner like, all right, that's cool. But can I get some chicken tenders or something? Like, how are we going to figure this out? It's cool. You own it, bro. You got it. You really got to know who you're talking to. Like, I remember I was on, we was, uh, this was last fall. We was at the University of South Carolina football game. I forgot who they were playing. Maybe it was Clemson. I don't remember who they were. Yeah, it was Clemson. And as we were going down the elevator, a security guard, um, when we stopped at this floor, the security guard was trying to get, make us come off. Right. To let like a coach or something ride. Right. This white woman, the elevator starts going off on him.  She never hit him with the, do you know who I am? Right. She just let him know.  You tell coach such and such that this is whatever her name was, right? Yeah. Close the guy. They told him, close the door. They closed the door. Come to find out that woman was some woman who donates like mad money to the school.  I'm talking about hundreds of millions of dollars. So she wasn't trying to hear it, but that guy didn't know who he was talking to. That's how we treat God, bro. Yeah.  So are you saying that we shouldn't even pray? No, we should pray, but we should pray for understanding. We should pray and we should pray God. We should say God. We should say God, whatever it is you're trying to tell us in this present moment. Let me have the clarity to understand it. Yes. Let me have the, let me receive what it is you're trying to tell me. That's great.  That's great. Pray for understanding because if you pray for something, God's like, I know you want that, but if you pray for understanding, then maybe he can help you figure out why these things are happening. That is if you believe and subscribe to God. I say it all the time. You know, you can have a good plan, but it may not be God's plan for you. So, bro, you might be, you might be, you might be undervaluing yourself, meaning that you might be praying for something that's down here where what God really has for you is all the way up here. Don't bid against yourself. So you're not, you're not praying high enough. You don't know. I'm just saying, don't bid against yourself, King. Don't bid against yourself that whatever you, whatever it is you praying for, God is like, trust me, I know what I'm doing. I got this. I was looking at Bishop T.D. Jakes, right? Cause I love Bishop T.D. Jakes and I love to go to my spiritual advisers when stuff like this happens. This is how you know things are back. Cause I saw Donald Trump talking about Franklin Graham yesterday, Billy Graham's son. And he was like, I was on the phone with Franklin Graham for mad long. Okay. So, and he said something about Jesus. So Trump, so Trump really is feeling it right now, but Bishop T.D. Jakes said, this is a great time to pray, plan and prepare. Whatever is on the other side of this required complete global disruption. Many people are just waiting for normal to return, but disruptions come to liberate you from what was and to prepare you for what's next. There will be bankruptcies and billionaires born out of this experience. There will be bitter divorces and couples who fall back in love resulting in stronger marriages that date back to these days. There will be churches that close down and circus to the hardships this brings and others that initiate massive revival with innovative ideas because Corona came to town. There will be leaders who win the hearts of their people by fighting for their best interests and there will be others whose cowardice or narcissism will destroy the equilibrium of your organization. And he says, a warm hand will reach out to the family or a bitter tongue will destroy it both for a tribute to the virus. Which one will you be? Give that some thought as you look out the fence at a world shaking in unprecedented ways. That's Bishop TD Jakes. And I totally agree with him, man. I totally agree with him. You got to lean into the uncertainty of this whole situation.  And that's really all you got. This is totally out of your control. And I think from this point forward, we should all live our life like that, you know what I'm saying? Like things are not really in our control the way that we think they are. We're here by the grace of somebody. Yeah, you just control the things you can. That's all I've always tried to do in my life. Control the things you can. And you got to have the wisdom to know the difference. And you got to have the wisdom to know the difference. That's the serenity prayer. God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference. I knew I was on to something. Great deep dive. You want to pay some bills? Because I got to pay. Yes. Nothing changed here, brilliant idiots, listeners. Doesn't matter if we're in the studio or in the basement, Charlemagne has to go pee. All right guys. Listen, we know what's happening to your homes. This happened to all of our homes. Okay. They're starting to get a little dirty. Right? Maybe you don't have the cleaning lady coming through. Maybe you don't have a cleaning service coming through. You got to make sure that your house is spick and span during this quarantine because frankly, you're going to be in it. You're going to be in it for that whole month. They're saying may now, shit, it might get longer. Who knows? Now here's the problem. How is it that most cleaning products can make you feel so dirty? 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Like you remove cows from a field, the grass is going to grow higher, right? Like animals affect their ecosystem. It's not like human beings are this like horrible disease that is on planet earth just destroying it.  No, we are. I would say the majority of human beings aren't destroying the earth. I would say the majority of human beings are just pretty poor trying to survive.  That's what I, that's what I assume. I mean, it goes back to what we were talking about last week, man. We're all, we're the parasites to the earth in a lot of ways because we don't care about anybody else.   It's kind of dope.   We just knocked out these motherfucking trees, you know what I'm saying?  Motherfucker, cause they were here first. Simple as that. It's worth it. I think the earth is replenishing itself. That's right.      Think about it, man. This earth used to be, the earth used to be so different that it had Sasquatch at one point, bro. It didn't have Sasquatch. Now there you go.  Because America used to be a much different place. Then where are the skeletons for it?  We don't have any Sasquatch skeletons? I don't know, bro.   That's possible. Maybe.  Cause that meat is tasty as a motherfucker. So them animals be in there dining. Let me ask you a question.   Or do you think that all the independent women realize how lonely they've been during the quarantine?  I need a man. Forget this whole life. You know, forget this. I need to, you know, sew my wild oats.  I think it's a little bit of both. I bet you the dating sites are booming now. I haven't done any research to it, but I bet you the dating sites are booming now cause motherfuckers is at home lonely.  Yeah.  Oh yeah.  You got nothing to do. Then women don't have nothing to do and they shooting their shots back. But I bet you those dating sites are popping right motherfucking now. What do you think happens?  I hope not. Cause I like interaction.   People might be satisfied with this level of communication. I hope not, man. I hope not either. I think we're community based animals. We need to see each other. We need to like sing a song together. We just need to laugh together. We need to be around each other, man. That's why motherfuckers are risking it all to go to church. They just need to connect. We need to connect. Yeah. I said that. I mean, I said that, right?  Meaning like even after they say, okay, it's cool to hit the streets. We still not shaking hands. We still staying six feet away from each other. We still not hugging. We still not going to large group settings. Instead now being that we have the options like, yo, let's go on zoom and do this meeting or let's go do that. You know what I mean? Like I just hope that this doesn't pull us farther apart because we already were far apart. When do we shake hands again? You said what? When do we shake hands again? Six months? Three months? 2022.  So 2022. You think we're not going to start daping each other up until 2022? I'm a hugger, bro. I'm a hugger. Say again? I'm a hugger anyway. I've never been into the handshake. Handshake is too risky, bro. When have you been hugging people? I'm a hugger. I hug all the time. Bro, if you were a hugger, those guys would have definitely connected on that, can I get a drop? Why? Because you would have been in for the hug and then they would have called you. Nah, he came up from behind me. He came up from behind me. He won that prom pick. See that hug from behind is a little different, bro. By the way, that's another thing that we need to motherfucking talk about, right? When it comes to social distancing, for people who got anxiety and that's already paranoid, bro, I've been practicing social distancing. So in this time that we're in right now, don't be walking up on me. My wife made me risk my life to go to the grocery store on Sunday and I went to the motherfucking grocery store and it was still people in there who wanted to take pictures. All white people, by the way, let the record show.  About Corona? So I'm telling them to take, I'm telling them, okay, six feet away. So it's probably a couple of pictures floating around where I look like I'm photo bombing somebody. But I'm not. Okay, that's just how I told them to take the picture. Got her so loved to this woman named Veronica. I'm not sure how old Veronica was. She looked kind of younger, but she came to me respectfully.  And she stands for what I stand for. On a normal day, I would have shaken her hand and asked her what exactly it is she thinks I stand for. Because I would love to know what Veronica says she stands for as well that I stand for.  I would have had that conversation. But it's very awkward, bro, when you're dealing with anxiety and you're at a time like this and you're in the grocery store and you're already thinking about all the worst that can happen and then all of these people want to come talk to you. But Veronica, if you're listening, I don't know if you listen to the podcast or the Breakfast Club, I appreciate you for appreciating me.   Yeah.  Okay. Where do you want to start then? Because I was going to start with Drake sharing the first photos of his son Adonis on Instagram over the weekend. That kid is violently white. But listen, here's the thing. I don't have an opinion on that kid. Well, you shouldn't. He's a kid.  Like, when I woke up, I saw Drake's was trending and Adonis and I forgot his kid's name. I don't know why I thought his name was, I thought the kid's name was Mabed.  But it's like, I'm like, how do you have an opinion on somebody's child?  Like people are doing these deep think pieces. Like when this kid is older, he's not going to be able to say the n-word.  Well, you're worried about whether or not this kid can sing his daddy's songs when he gets older. 100%. No, no, that is a reasonable thing to ask. I mean, he can say, yeah, he looks like he should be in that frozen movie. There's no way that he could be able to say the n-word. You think he could say the n-word? Drake can barely say the n-word. No, he definitely can't say the n-word. If Drake was a bad rapper, you guys would be like, yo, chill. But the fact that he's nice, you're like, all right, you've earned the n-word. But listen, I get all that. But my point is, who has time to come? Everyone now. Everyone has time now. We're bored. We need anything.  They literally... You saw them move up the MJ doc? I loved it. Wait, you saw it already? No, no, no, I'm saying I loved it. They moved it up. Oh, thank God. Okay, here's something, maybe I won't care about it next week, but I was talking to Mark, my boy Mark, a comedian who works with us, and we were talking about porn. And I went to look at this girl who's a porn star, right? And I'm scrolling through porn. I haven't looked at porn.  There we go.  Outside of us watching the old people porn. When is porn going to stop evolving?  Like everything was step-brother. Everything was step-mom. It's just like getting closer and closer and closer to family, right? And like, it wasn't like that when I was a kid. I'm not saying porn wasn't wild when I was a kid. It was wild, but it wasn't as taboo. And things just get more and more taboo as time goes on. Just like basketball evolves, right? Just like when we were growing up, power forwards couldn't shoot threes. Now power forwards shoot threes, right?  Nah, I think you dig it too deep, brother. Porn plays into your wildest fantasies.  You've never had a hot step-mom or step-sister? Even if I did, bro. Because if you just never had a hot... No, that's not true. If you think about it, imagine you were born into... Imagine you were married into a family like the Brady Bunch. Or imagine you were married into the Kardashians. You know what I'm saying?  All right, shows. You've been fantasizing about Kylie for a long time. I'm over it, by the way. Oh, you're over it? Yeah. So who do you think is hot right now? My girlfriend. Okay.  Imagine at your age right now, Gray gets married.  Something, I don't know what the fuck... How would that work? I don't know how you get a step-sister. Your parents remarry. Okay. So at this age, your parents remarry hypothetically. Your sister, your step-sister is the girl that you think is the hottest girl in the world right now, your girl. So your step-sister is no blood involved, no nothing. You didn't grow up with her, nothing. I understand why it's not immoral. I do understand that.   What I am debating is how we... porn plays into the taboo, right? It plays into what is wrong. It plays into what you shouldn't do, right?  You don't think that naturally, right? But eventually, one guy comes on a girl and you're like, I guess that's not enough. I've been desensitized to one guy. Let's add two. Let's add three. Let's add 500. Like when does it stop? I'm really curious. When does porn stop, bro? I think it's weird if you saw...  Son, they got pregnancy porn. That's not too far, bro. Some girls... Not because some guys fantasize about pregnancy, poom-poom. Pregnancy, poom-poom is really good. I'm not saying it's not good. I'm saying... I got three girls, I know. You want to see a... A fuck... Three girls, I know.  Well, that's just disrespectful. First of all, I would... If I'm the father... If I'm the father of the baby that's in that woman's stomach, somebody getting killed, bro.     It is disrespectful, but porn is disrespectful. You're not coming on a girl's face out of respect. But once again, that's playing into somebody's fantasies. Say again? Like, that's playing into people's fantasies.   That's why you see a lot of SNM. Exactly. Exactly. But those desires, it takes steps to get there, right? So it's like a culture that's never looked at porn, right? You just show two people making out and dry-humping.  They're going to be like, fuck, that's porn. Amazing. It's on. It's popping, right? But a culture like ours, who's been inundated with porn, right? We've seen every different thing. Now you've got to add tentacles in just to get us off. I haven't seen every different thing. At what point do you stop? I haven't seen every different thing. I just got into OPP. Old People Porn. That's it.  And I haven't watched some in a while.    These old ladies be getting it in. They do get it in. And I'm talking about, oh, I'm talking about 70, 80 years old, wrinkled as fuck, like getting it in. And I was like, that was interesting to me. Is that why you want people to take coronavirus seriously?  That's right. I've always liked older women though. I've never, I don't like elderly, wild elderly, older women. But I like, I've always liked older women. Older women. I think older women are beautiful. Like I think like Patty LaBelle is beautiful to me. Stephanie Mills is beautiful to me. Angela Bassett is beautiful to me. Like these are beautiful 60-year-old women, man.  Excuse me?  But I'm just saying, like I don't know why. Hey, listen, to each his own. I'm just saying, you have to recognize at a certain point in time, we're going to run out of things to put our dick in. Right? Like we're going to run out of sexual moves.   Joe Exotic, bro?  Yo, maybe, bro. To me, run out of holes. What's wrong with that? There's no such thing as running out of holes.  That's what I'm saying. The less that we're inundate ourselves with these like weird porn things, the more that we'll actually like what we have. It's like what we keep talking about.  You're going to happy when you're quarantined.  Oh, I can see what you said. You and I got a nice nest egg, right? Right?  You never see me with jewelry or chains or nothing like that. I buy, I spend some money on sneakers. That's it.  But I save up for a rainy day because I don't know what could happen.  I don't need people going, oh my God, you look so cool in that outfit. Now you're cool to me. I don't need that, right? So what if the same thing applies to porn? What if I, you know, I get what you said. I think porn, I think you can get to the point where it takes too much to get you off. Now we're talking. You know what I'm saying?  Now we're talking.  It does. You know what I'm saying? It takes a little bit more than the average bear. It does.  Yeah. So then that's the issue. I get what you're saying. I just think that eventually we're gonna have to have a conversation and go, okay, we've done enough porn. Like, that's enough. There's a limit to the porn.    Here's an interesting question. Okay.  They're marketing the people that want it to be illegal. Like by clicking on barely legal, you're basically admitting, hey, I'd rather you be illegal, but this is the legal way to go about things. That's a weird banner. It should just be like, it should just say hot 18 year olds. That's it. Why are you marketing the illegal aspect of it? It's like clicking on that should make you feel weird. Yeah. They should just treat it like the Krispy Kreme light. It should just be like hot and fresh 18 year olds. That's it. Yeah. Yeah. Barely legal sounds wild. Son, that's where porn is going. Like now porn has been there for a while, but that's what we're dealing with.  You're suspicious, bro. 16, 17, yo. Yeah, yeah, I get it. You're suspicious, bro. Barely legal. You're going for barely legal? All right. I get what you're saying. If you want to care about next week, you saw Tiger King. I did, yes. Did you like it? I loved it, man. I'm going to talk to Doc Antle later today on a podcast.   Really? Yeah. Why?  Did you see when Kara was rubbing the Tigers balls? Say again? Calm them down. Did you see when... What's her name, Kara? Carol? Carol?   No, she did that.   You don't think it's weird to have that kind of relationship with animals, bro? Yeah, it's very weird to have a relationship with animals. You're missing something inside and you need an animal that's going to love you unconditionally and not judge you for your past transgressions. I don't mind a dog or a cat, but a whole tiger. All animal people are weird, bro. If you are obsessed with animals, you got a little something missing in there, bro. It's... I've never met a person obsessed with animals that I looked at and I was like, yep, they're okay. 100% okay. Nothing wrong with them. You know what else I found disturbing? They said that it's more Tigers in captivity than it is Tigers in the wild. Yes.  Like, let the Tigers go, bro.    Son, I haven't, but India was probably way worse when Tigers were just walking around and now that all the Tigers are gone, people are like, oh, bad, I could take a nice little walk. Everybody was sheltered home when the Tigers were around.   Bullshit, cats out of nowhere just slap you in the face. Well, every now and then a tiger might do that, but why are you in a cat's face?   Who? Say again? Who? For people. I don't believe that. You don't believe that? Why do we have coronavirus right now?  They got to sell it in every goddamn market.  Because white people are bored and they need purpose and identity. So they become an animal person or a vegan or one of these other things. They don't have an identity to tap into. They just need something to do.      I think I can think of another word that you could name that cereal. Man, those Frosted Cigarettes in London are good, aren't they? Those fucking... Those Frosted Cigarettes in London, man. You guys don't call me, bro. Come on, now. That was a laughing cough. That had nothing to do with goddamn Dorona. Oh, you know what I wanted to go back to? I wanted to go back to Drake, right? Yeah. I got a theory about Drake. Talk to me. It's just me talking. Sharla made me cut. I was thinking about him sharing in the first photos of his son, Adonis, and I was like, why? You know what I'm saying? Because I mean, listen, I don't knock anybody who shows their kids on social media.  You know what I mean?   So I'm not going to ever subject myself to that. But I see Drake doing a lot of little things. He'll put out music videos here and there. Or he's got this dance song that... He leaked to some dancers. Some dancers did a dance to it. I saw academics posted. And I'm thinking that either Drake... And I don't know what his label situation is right now, but I think he's either trying to start like a major bidding war. Because I find it interesting that none of these songs are coming out on Screaming Services. They're coming out on like YouTube. SoundCloud? SoundCloud. Even the record that's the dance record. I don't know where that came from. I heard it was a leak. But I think he's doing that for one or two reasons. Either he's starting a major bidding war for his services with one of these Screaming Services. Whether it's Apple, whether it's Spotify, who knows who it'll be. And Drake will get top dollar from either one of them. Right. Or... I wonder if Drake is questioning his place in the culture. Talk to me about that. I wonder if he feels like his relevancy is slipping. Which is not, by the way. But I'm just saying he's at a place where he's been in this game for 10 years. He's not the young, you know, white hot thing anymore. He's just Drake. He's an entity unto himself, which is great. But I was thinking about when he came out at that Tyler the Creators show, and, you know, they kind of booed him. They did boo him. Three, four years ago, that doesn't happen. I don't think for Drake at any venue. I think at Tyler's it would. Tyler's got such a specific niche fan group that I think that they would. Maybe. It's possible. It's possible. But I just, you know, I just wonder like... They're like, we're going to like what's not cool. Like we're going to make what's not cool cool. And Drake is cool. So they reject whatever is mainstream cool. And that's where they find cool. So if golf is cool, they'll make. Sorry, if golf is not cool, they'll be like, we like golf now. Let's make golf outfits. I wonder if that bothered him in any way, though. I probably wouldn't have bothered him and gotten to his head in any way, shape or form. Because what because what I would tell Drake is, Drake, you're Drake, meaning that you're established. You are. Right now, one of the greatest hip hop artists of all time. Right. Nobody can take that away from you. You're one of the greatest artists of all time. Nobody can take that away from you.  Like at this point to me, Drake is just playing for legacy. Right. Yeah. But he's doing things that I wonder if he is, I don't know, questioning his, his place in the game. Because it seems like he's trying to stay in the mix a little bit more than usual. You know, Kendrick Lamar goes away. When Kendrick Lamar goes away, he goes away. Kendrick ain't tripping. Kendrick goes away. And then when he comes back, he changes the climate of everything. Drake has always been the type of artist that likes to be in your face. That's why he always likes to, you know, be on features, always putting out music, whatever, whatever. But it's just little things now.  Like even the rap radar interview at the end of the year, which I thought was cool because it was him putting the cap on the decade. So that made a lot of sense for him to do an interview then, you know, but I don't know. Did you see? No, he put out a couple of videos this year. They haven't really like hit, hit. Yeah. You know, so I just, I just wonder if he is questioning his place in the game at all. Did you see him Photoshop the image of his girl and himself? What do you mean? So there's an image that he put out of him, his kid and the baby mama, right? Yeah. And there's an image she put out of all three of them. Now she changed their hair color. She made him have blonde hair and her have blonde hair. And the kid obviously has blonde hair, right? Okay. And then he put out the same picture just without the blonde hair. She was doing like a little joke about it, right? But if you look at the images, there's Photoshopping done to Drake's baby mama. Like he makes her tits look bigger and her waist looks slimmer. And he makes himself look more muscular. Really? Yeah. Now I don't know if he approves of every image before it goes out, maybe he's got one of these guys that he sends something to and he makes the image look as good as it possibly can be. But if you compare the images side by side, someone's Photoshopping. Either she's Photoshopping it. I didn't pay that no attention. Say again? I didn't pay that no attention. No, it was brought up. We were talking about on Flagrant, on Flagrant 2. Okay. And we were just comparing him. It's like, what a weird thing, right? Like why Photoshop muscles onto yourself? Like I understand when girls do that filtership, but like to make yourself look more swollen, a sweatshirt, that's weird. I promise you, I didn't even notice. Because to be honest with you, I just scrolled past the picture because I just didn't care. You know what I mean? I was almost like, I actually said to myself, I said, damn, why would he open himself up to this? You know what I'm saying? Oh, so you think he's using it as like he's monetizing it? Well, he could be getting in front of the head of something.  Who knows? Yeah. You know, I just want to tell Drake, like yo, your position in the game is solidified. Right. You understand what I'm saying? Like you are a legend. You know, you're Drake. Like you're good. All you, you're playing for the legacy at this point. And if I was him, I'd lean more into the TV stuff now. You got euphoria. You got Top Boy. Like it's much bigger than music with Drake at this point. So that's all I want to say.  Sounds good.  Taylor, you can walk back in the room. Trevor, don't talk to me like that.   Taylor, you know what? I will. Yo, what? You said what? That's disgusting. At a time like this, you do not know who's that man been in contact with. Could you please?  Jesus Christ. All right.  The one thing or person I would give up. You would give up. So I would never catch Corona. I'd give up Chris Morel. God damn. Jesus Christ. I'm keeping my God Christian. Why would you want to give up Chris?  He probably brought it into the country.  You notice that, right? He knew it was coming. He knew. Ho, ho. He called it like a motherfucker. Took it serious. He did. You know what?  I think we got tomorrow.  We know who they just started. Nah, man. I'm not giving up. Like, what do you want me to give up?  Sure. Something like that. But I'm not giving up any people I love or any people I work with or anything like that. Nah. If we got to get Corona, we got to get Corona. That's how it works. Yeah, I'm pretty cool on it.  You know what I'm saying? Like, if Corona was like some super fatal disease, if the mortality rate was like through the roof, then would you give up, Chris? That's different. Then would you give up, Chris?  What'd you say? I didn't hear what you said. What'd you say? What'd you say? Oh, I said, then would you give up, Chris? If the mortality rate was high? Nah, I got some people I'd get rid of before, Chris. Ah, fair enough. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, Paige. Sorry, Paige. You got to go. Nah, I keep Paige. Paige, I keep Paige. All right, go. Depends how fatal for Paige, though. Honestly, I love Paige. Wavid Dingo says, how would you spend your stimulus check? Wavid Dingo, I'm going to be honest with you. Charlemagne and I are not getting stimulus checks. Nah, I'm glad you think we are, though. Yeah, that means that we're still being on eye with the people, baby. You know what I'm saying? We better the people out here, bro. Just talk to us. Wavid said he would get really good headphones, so he wouldn't have to hear his girl complaining. That's good. Oh, this is a good one. Um, at Cannondas Ciro, we're doing Ask Anidia says, what is something new that you guys have learned during this quarantine? Oh, um, I learned how to make an old fashioned the drink. Ooh.  Me and my girl have been doing stuff. And we try to like theme nights around the food. So like, if we're having Italian, we're going to Italy, baby. The wine's got to be Italian. We'll cook up some spaghetti and meatballs, everything through it. You know, we're locked in the house, but we can be outside the house in our experiences. So yeah, we learned how to make an old fashioned. That was pretty cool. Yeah, Kanda, I haven't learned anything yet. I'm still learning, but I promise you when, um, when, when, when God reveals to me what it is, I'm supposed to get out of this situation, I shall share. At rest poser posing egg says, which is a better motivator? Praise our criticism. For me, it's definitely criticism. I need critique. I need people to doubt me. I need people to speak out against me. I need it. I'm going to be honest with you.  I am Noah building this goddamn arc. Okay.   So yes, I need criticism.  I perform better with the criticism. Praise to me. It's just cool. And it's weird because I always say that I fall in between what my dad tells me. My dad used to always say, you're never as good as they say you are. You're never as bad as they say you are. And so I kind of subscribe to that. So when it comes to the praise, it's just like, thank you. Because when people say they give you praise, you're not really giving me praise. You're giving all glory to my creator. You know what I'm saying? I just say thank you. But when it comes to criticism, criticism to me is an insult because when you critique me, you're kind of slapping my creator in the face. You're telling my creator that my creator doesn't know what they're doing, that they didn't put me in this position for a reason. Whether it's so-called wins or whether it's so-called loses, it doesn't matter. I'm in that position because my God wanted me to be in that position.  That's why I take it so personal. Now me and my God got to prove you wrong and make it rain. I love that. That's beautiful. Yeah, I think I would agree. Adversity introduces a man to himself. So I think you get more out of adversity. Though I think praise is important. And I think, I believe in myself. So I don't need praise, but praise is nice because it confirms that belief. You know? If you're one of those people who believes in them, you know who believes in themselves? Also, crazy people. They believe in themselves. You know, they're homeless people. They believe in themselves.  So it's nice when that belief that you have is also validated. I wouldn't deny that, you know? So yeah, 100%. I think I need a balance of both. What else? I think that's it, man. My man. I got to get on this conference call. You do your thing, bro. Hey, let the people know, man. Y'all be safe out there. Everybody remain healthy. Trust me, we're going to get through this.  This is just another chapter in this book called Life. Always remember what your uncle Shala says. I don't believe in good or bad experiences. I just believe that all of this is part of one long process. And I think that this is a great process that we're going through because I feel like the world is going to be totally different.  And really what matters, man, is what has always mattered and what people have always dreamed matters. And that's just having empathy for people. You know what I'm saying? That's just looking out for your fellow man, not thinking you're better than anybody. Like, there is no supremacy.  That's it. 100%. So as always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right.  It's the brilliant idiot's podcast. Thank you for listening. Peace. Peace, y'all. Peace.


Welcome folks, we have the Dow Industries right now trading up $279. We get the Nasdaq up 124, S&P's up 30. That makes a gain of 1.6% in the Nasdaq, 1% in the Dow, as well as 1.2% in the S&P. Gold contract, gold contract of $1.80 trading at $13.44.  This is a fifth day in a row folks, that $king dollar is at lower price, has volume behind the move, bottom line, $king dollar. Now is going south with volume, I expect we're going to go down to the lower end of this consolidation which is $94.00 Euro, the Euro is at $113.00, the end is trading at $108.00 and the pound is at $127.41. If we get over and take a look at the S&P, what you're going to be looking at here is this, what I expect you're going to see out here, we're going to have lighter volume, looks to me like this is going to be the C-point or the ABC structure on the way down and what you can expect here, I expect we're up 30 points inside the S&P right now, I expect we're going to be up maybe about 25 points. They're going to sell this thing off, a bit coming into the close, if we go take a look at the NDX100, now this is the weakest end to see out here, so it's going to be really intriguing to watch what does happen in the NDX100, what I do expect we're up 141 right now and if we take a look at this, we're at 74.23 and this thing can actually get down to 74.12, 74.22, well nice, 74.12, there it is right there, 74, that's 73, that's interesting, it ain't going to go that far, 73.56 is actually game, I don't think there's enough time left in the day to get to that point, but I do expect as we're coming into this close, you're going to get a bit of selling inside this market because the volume is going to be anemic. You have with KingDollar down here, bottom line, KingDollar has given it up, got volume behind the move, done 27,000 contracts out here, you're at 96.500, so you've broken the uptrend, bottom line, we've been in this consolidation since October of last year. So there you have it folks, coming right back, Recap Dow $290, Nasdaq up $129, S&P's up $31, come right back.


I'm not really a hater. You know a lot of people I watch and I see stuff and it's like what do you think of this influencer? I pretty much admire anybody who makes it even if I don't love them as a person. I'll tell you social media is full of people doing a lot of comparative. Don't compare learn from people. You see what I'm saying? Don't compare or try to drag somebody upward. I don't elevate people into some virtuous space and I don't drag them down.


Hello, I'm Dr. Sunil Kini, consultant joint replacement and arthroscopy surgeon at Manipar Hospital's Bangalore. So after knee replacement, there are two things which can persist for a considerable amount of time. First is the swelling and secondly is the pain. It's prudent to explain to the patients that the decline in the pain starts immediately after surgery and can continue for up to three months. Similarly, for the swelling, it is normal to have a swelling for up to six months or in certain patients up to a year after surgery. There are some ways in which we can decrease swelling. First and foremost of that is the icing. So once you ice it considerably, the swelling goes down over a period of time. The other question is to use compression stockings or not. Initially, there are some surgeons who used to use compression stockings in all patients. But under that generalised term, we assess the patients for risk of what is called a deep pain thrombosis or DBT. So if a patient is at a risk of DBT or if the patient has not walked for a considerable distance at the time of discharge, it's always better to use compression stockings. So compression stockings can be either worn below the knee or above the knee. The advantage of using compression stockings is to decrease the swelling and also decrease the chance of what is called as a deep pain thrombosis. But it's actually icing rather than heating which should be used for post-totally replacement which is often used to actually decrease the swelling.


Hi, I want to share a somewhat unusual benchwork construction technique with you. The design for browning on my Bear Creek and South Jackson Railroad calls for joists cantilevered out from the main helix table. The joists are 8 inch wide pieces of 3 quarter inch plywood. They are attached to the helix table using 16 inch tall 2 by 2 cleats. The cleats are screwed and glued to the side plates of the helix table. The joists attach to the upper 8 inches of the cleats, while the lower 8 inches of the cleats attach to the helix table. The first joists were disappointing. They weren't stiff enough and the ends moved up and down too easily. The biggest problem occurred at the 2 by 2 cleats between the joist and the helix table. I thought I could eliminate excessive flexing by attaching the joists to the full 16 inch length of the cleats. Then there would be no place where the cleat was unsupported and could bend. I installed an 8 inch tall gusset under each of the joists, making the effective height of the joist 16 inches at the cleats. Gluing the gussets and the joists together avoided cutting a complex shape from the plywood with lots of wasted material. I decided to use woodworking biscuits to attach the gussets to the joists. They'll make the joint very strong. When I cut the joists I labeled them with letters of the alphabet to identify each one of them. I also labeled the helix table where the joists would go and my bench work plan with the same letter. Because the joists are different lengths this avoids confusion. I decided to taper the ends of each joist. This gives better under the layout visibility and reduces the height of the fascia board required to hide them. I marked the tapers in pencil and a jigsaw made quick work of cutting them. Referring to my bench work plans for the correct length I marked each joist where it would cross the edge of the helix table. The back edge of the gussets should line up with this point. Now it's time to glue the gussets to the joists. Here's the stuff I used. Clockwise from the far left there's a rubber mallet, a pile of pre-cut gussets, yellow carpenters glue, some number 20 biscuits, waxed paper, and my biscuit joiner. I lined up a gusset with the line marking where a joist crosses the helix table's edge. Then I laid out a pair of biscuits and marked their position on both the joist and the gusset. Biscuit joiners have a guide surface to keep the biscuit slot a constant distance from the working surface. This ensures the two pieces being joined will line up correctly. The joiner works by pushing a small circular saw blade into the work surface cutting out a slot for the biscuit. I lined up the red line on the joiner with the pencil marks on the joist. Hold the joiner firmly in place and cut the slots. Then I cut two more slots in the gusset to match the ones in the joist. A biscuit adjoint needs lots of glue. I filled the biscuit slots in the joist with yellow glue. Then I applied glue to the entire joint edge on the gusset making sure lots of glue filled those biscuit slots too. I needed to use my rubber mallet to encourage the biscuits to seat properly. It's a good idea to use waxed paper underneath the joint while mating the joist and gusset. I used a bar clamp to squeeze the two pieces tightly together making a solid joint. A bunch of yellow glue leaked out of the joint during the clamping. I used a damp rag to wipe off the excess. Where there is room I let the inner end of the joist extend onto the helix table and add a horizontal cleat. I'll use a carriage bolt to attach this to the helix tabletop to further increase the joist's rigidity. The bottom surface of the horizontal cleat and the bottom edge of the joist need to be flush with each other. I glue and screw the cleat to the joist for strength. I drive one screw in part way, drive the other screw home, then finish the first screw. If I screw the first one home right away the pieces I'm working on might twist from the force needed to seat the screw. Here are three of the finished joists waiting for the glue to dry before I install them. Let's install the joist labeled I. I set joist I in place then secure it with a clamp. I want the tops of the joists to be flat so I use a torpedo level to check. Yes that looks pretty good. I'll secure the joist in place with 6 2 inch deck screws, 3 through the joist and 3 more through the gusset. I could have glued the joists in place but I may need to remove them for access when I build more of a layout. Joist I has a horizontal cleat, now it's time to install the carriage bolt that will secure this cleat to the helix table's top. With the joist fully secured in place I checked how much flex was present. The new method is clearly much more rigid than the old.


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أفلح من صلى الله عليه وسلم محمد والعمل مع محمد I once saw a shadow walk towards the sun shrouding it like a protective mother Or was it in a clip of a loving daughter We all looked up as if we knew her yet her name was not spoken I looked to her feet and beneath them the moon sat proud and swollen حتى she walked between the cracks of the universe Yet she was not broken Stars clung to her cloak Bees around the beacon I blinked Who is she? Could I be mistaken? It was as if beauty itself Was a reincarnation of her And the whole world was a reflective curtainJust like how words dissolved package time man mentioned her name in wordingNo paper could find a pen to shoulder the burdenJust like her father could not find a celestial body to match her shinningExcept for that one man who would equally tie her pens from writingAnd there المساعدة المساعدة أنها لا يخالف ونشتجف يتطلق بحرث إنه يتساعد باستخدام ونجمع إنه مجددا مهما أردت في إردائه من أسادة زميحه ونضحك عندما أرد أقف حراكا ما قلت لك now او علي ما قلت لك now او علي ما قلت لك now او علي هل انت او my absence هل انت او my absence جانبت بأن my presence يمكنك التنظيم معا مع الدائيين لقد جمعتهم حتى او يتذكرون انهم فقط مرتبط من الفلور يظهرون قبل ما قلت لك now او علي هل أتذكر باقن محسن رب or the sun I fail to give if it's the rib that hurts you now know that many more ribs will be broken on desert plains, a chest will be trampled on and left for days and the journey back the rust of my nails nothing compared to the rust of the chains the fire of the door is nothing compared to the fire of the tents what hurts you now Ali if it's محسن that hurts you know that his death is a consolation would you not rather he falls on the edge of a nail or would you prefer his sister to walk beside his head on the end of a spear would you rather he be crushed silently side by side with my heart or have his cries ruptured by an arrow's flight a sacrifice dove in his father's lonely hands if it's محسن that still hurts you know that you have been gifted with four others in the depth of darkness you'll find one dressed as the moon that is heaven's gift to you from the first arrow struck from the first hand lost to the depth of his final breath his lips drenched his pride crushed he will be left like an angel with his wings tattered and torn a martyr is beautiful as the day he was born make sure you treasure his hands just like I treasure the throat of حسين place one in each chamber of your heart like shrines visit them back and forth the arteries and veins of this house will be عباس in حسين and the heart that connects them both will be زي نب بينو الحرمين what hurts you now Ali the voice went on and on and on but nothing she would say would alleviate this man's pain soon he was no longer arch but flat with the ground until we heard no voice we just saw a shadow stand above this man and above her skies darkened melted and peeled as if they were her signature unveiled beneath her all was now still we were pieces of literature a book that she would read names upon names and stories revealed who wish she she counts her loved ones like prayer beads between her fingers who wish she who wish she the ones chosen by her passed through crying thank you فاطمة وأفل حمن صلى على محمد وقالي محمد


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