CHAPTER 22 New Year's Eve Gaman had the strangest sensation. He felt as though he were acting in a melodrama. He stood in a constrained position, as if the eyes of the house were upon him. He suffered from a sort of stage fright. Much more of this kind of thing would assuredly unsettle his wits. To recover tone he helped himself to a stiff glass of whiskey. That's right, said his host encouragingly. Make yourself comfortable. Greenacre may drop in at any moment. You can't think how much better I feel, Gaman. So clear in the mind, you know. Why, it has only just occurred to me, this is New Year's Eve. So it is. Here's to your health and happiness, Lord Palperot. Thank you, my dear Gaman. I heartily wish you the same. Tomorrow, or at all events in a few days, a new life begins for me, as you know.  Time went on. Gaman began to ask himself how long he should wait. At half-past ten he made a suggestion that his lordship might do worse than go to bed. But this was ill-received. By no means! Greenacre may be here at any moment. He will certainly come to-night. If he doesn't come, do you know what occurs to me? Why shouldn't we drive into the city and ask whether he has returned? Ask where? He lives at a place, a sort of hotel, which he calls the Bilboes. Greenacre is eccentric, but thoroughly trustworthy. He had a gentleman's education. He lives there, does he? exclaimed Gaman. Finds it convenient, I suppose. Yes, we will go and inquire, we certainly will. Gaman's objections were unheeded. No one could take any harm, said Lord Palperot, from driving in a closed cab to the city and back. He would leave directions that if Greenacre called during their absence he should be asked to wait. So they made ready and went forth, and once more a handsome bore them through the dark cold night. Lord Palperot talked unceasingly, and from his rambling hints it was not difficult to conjecture the business on which Greenacre had been dispatched to Ireland. Someone had to be discovered. A doubt as to whether some person was alive or dead had to be said at rest. Gaman ventured a few questions which were answered evasively. But the nature of his companion's anxiety was by this time clear enough to him. He felt quite his desires of meeting Greenacre as Lord Palperot himself. Every hour spent in this way added to his responsibility, and he had made up his mind that at the earliest possible moment tomorrow he would himself see Mr. Cuthbertson and confide to him everything that had happened during this extraordinary day. As the cab ascended Ludgate Hill it passed through crowds of people moving in the same direction. Gaman was for a moment surprised, but he called to mind again that it was New Year's Eve. The people were thronging to hear St. Paul strike the hour of midnight. Last year he had himself joined in this celebration. He remembered with a smile that he reached home by circuitous routes, and after one or two short intervals of repose on convenient doorsteps. What was more, on that very night he had first made Greenacre's acquaintance at a bar. They swore eternal brotherhood, and Greenacre borrowed half a sovereign, never repaid. With Gaman's help the cabman found his way to the Bilboes. Don't get out, he said to his companion. I'll ask if he has come. Lord Palperot suddenly aroused himself and tumbled out of the vehicle, but for Gaman's attention he would have fallen full length. They entered together and by a confused process of inquiry learned that Greenacre was still absent. Does he live here? Gaman asked of a waiter whom he had drawn aside. He has a bedroom, sir. Lord Palperot said that he felt a sudden faintness and must take refreshment. Having drunk he began to talk and a loud voice about his private affairs, addressing a stranger who sat by him and whom he took for Gaman. I shall stay here. I shall certainly wait here for Greenacre. I can't run the risk of missing him tonight. Gaman caught him by the arm and persuaded him to come out into the passage, but the only result of this was that Lord Palperot dismissed the cab, repeating obstinately that he would wait Greenacre's arrival. But ten to one he's waiting for us down yonder, urged Gaman. He won't wait very long and we shall pass him on the road if we go back now. I tell you it is my pleasure to remain here. You forget yourself, Gaman? I know we are old friends, but you forget our positions. The man of commerce laughed contemptuously. Look here, he said, the next moment. Let's walk as far as St. Paul's and have a look at the crowd. The crowd? What crowd? When he had heard the explanation his lordship readily assented, certainly they would stroll as far as St. Paul's and back again. By that time Greenacre might have come. It seemed probable that when they had gone a little distance Lord Palperot would feel shakey and consent to take a cab. Drink, however, had invigorated the man. He reeled a little and talked very huskily, but declared that the walk was enjoyable. Let's go into the crowd, Gaman. I like a crowd. What are those bells ringing for? Yes, yes, of course I remember New Year's Eve. I had no idea that people came here to see the New Year in. I shall come again. I shall come every year. It's most enjoyable. They entered the churchyard and were soon amid a noisy, hustling throng, an assembly composed of clerks and countermen, roughs and pickpockets, with a sprinkling of well-to-do rowdies and numerous girls or women who shrieks, screams, and yelps sounded above the deeper notes of masculine uproar. Gaman, holding tight to his companion's arm, endeavored to pilot him in a direction where the crowd was thinnest, still moving westward. But Lord Palperot caught the contagion of the tumult and began pressing vehemently into the surging mass. This does me good, Gaman. It's a long time since I've mixed with people. I always enjoyed a crowd. Hello! His excited shout made him cough terribly. Nonetheless, he pushed on. You'll come to harm, said the other.  Get out of this. A struggle began between them, but by this time they were so thickly encompassed that Gaman had small chance of forcing his companion away. Lord Palperot did not resent the tugs at his arm. He took it for genial horseplay and only shouted louder. On we go. This makes one feel alive, eh? Splendid idea to come and see this. Hello!  His lordship tried to join in the melody. A girl who was jammed against him shot liquid into his ear out of a squirt, and another of her kind knocked his hat off. He struggled to recover it, but someone was beforehand with him and sent the silky headgear flying skyward, after which it was tossed from hand to hand and then trampled underfoot. Now you'll catch your blooming death of cold, said Gaman. Stick on to me and get out of this. I'm all right. Leave me alone, can't you? How often have I a damn chance of enjoying myself? It was the first syllable of bad language that Gaman had heard from Palperot's lips. Struck with the fact, and all the more conscious of his duty to this high-born madman, he hid on a device for rescuing him from the crowd. Look! he cried suddenly. There's Greenacre. Where? cried the other, all eagerness. Just in front, don't you see him? This way come along or we shall lose him. Flex of dim white had for some minutes been visible above their heads. It was beginning to snow. Gaman shouldered his way steadily, careful not to come into quarrelsome conflict. Palperot hung on behind, shouting Greenacre's name. This clamour and the loss of his hat drew attention upon him. He was a mark for squirts and missiles, to say nothing of verbal insult. St. Paul struck the first note of twelve, and from all the bestial mob arose a howl and roar. Palperot happened to press against a drunken woman. She caught him by his disordered hair and tugged at it, yelling into his face. To release himself he bent forward, pushing the woman away. The result was a violent blow from her fist, after which she raised a shriek as if of pain and terror. Instantly a man sprang forward to her defense, and he too planted his fist between the eyes of the hapless peer. Gaman saw at once that they were involved in a serious row, the very thing he had been trying to avoid. He would not desert his friend, and was too plucky to see him ill-used without reprisals. The rough's blows were answered with no less vigor by the man of commerce. Hook it! shouted Gaman to the tottering Palperot. Get out of it! The clock was still striking. The crowd kept up its brutal blare, aided by shrill instruments of noise. Only a few people heard Palperot's shout defying the enemy. Let him come on!  Take that, you ruffian, and that! Gaman, knowing the conflict grossly unequal, did not scruple to fight his own way. Palperot wildly thrashing about him with both fists, excited wrath in every direction. There was a general scrimmage, shouts of rage mingled with wild laughter. The throng crushed this way and that.  It was his last glimpse of the unfortunate man. Fighting savagely he found himself born far away by an irresistible rush, and when he had lost sight of his foe he tried vainly to return to the place where Palperot had fallen. The police were now interfering. The crowd swayed more violently than ever and began to scatter itself in off-streets. From church-towers of east and west chimes rang merrily for the new year. Softly fell the snow from a black sky and was forthwith trodden into slush. Though he was badly mauled and felt sick, Gaman would not abandon the hope of discovering his friend. After resting for a few minutes against the front of a shop he moved again into the crowd, now much thinner, and soon to be altogether dispersed. The helmets of policemen drew him in a certain direction. Two constables were clearing the way and he addressed them, asking whether they had seen a bare-headed man recently damaged in a fight. There's been a disturbance over yonder, when replied, carelessly pointing to a spot where other helmets could be discerned. Thither Gaman made his way. He found police and public gathered thickly about some person, invisible. A vigorous effort, and he got near enough to see a recumbent body, quite still, on which the flakes of snow were falling. Let me look at him, he requested of a constable, who would have pushed him away. It's a friend of mine, I believe. Yes, it was Lord Palperot, unconscious, and with blood about his mouth. The police were waiting as a matter of professional routine to see whether he recovered his senses. They had, of course, clasped him as drunk and incapable. I say, Gaman whispered to one of them, let me tell you who that is. The conference led to the summoning of a cab, which by police direction was driven to the nearest hospital, St. Bartholomew's. Here Gaman soon learnt that the case was considered serious, so serious that the patient has been put to bed and must there remain. Utterly done up, Gaman threw himself into the cab to be driven to Kennington Road. When he reached Mrs. Bub's, he was fast asleep, but there a voice addressed him, which restored his consciousness very quickly indeed. End of Chapter 22 Recording by Arnold Banner, Mount Erie, North Carolina Chapter 23 Of The Town Traveler by George Gissing This LibriVox recording is in the public domain. Chapter 23 His Lordship Retires It was the voice of Greenacre, unsteady with wrath, stripped utterly of its bland intonations. So here you are! What have you been up to, Gaman? Are you drunk? Chapter 24 Just as the cab drove up, Greenacre was turning reluctantly from the house door, where he had held a warm parley with Mrs. Bub. The landlady irritable at being disturbed in her first sleep, the untimely visitor much ruffled in temper by various causes. Drunk, echoed Gaman, as he leapt to the pavement and clutched at Greenacre's arm. Drunk yourself more likely, or have you been since you sent that telegram? Hold on a minute. He paid the cab men. Now then give an account of yourself.  What account do I owe to you? Well, I might answer that question, said Gaman with a grin, if I took time to calculate. We can't talk in the street at this time of night with snow coming down. Suppose we go up to your room. As you please, but I advise you to talk quietly. The walls and the floors are not over-thick. The latchkey admitted them, and they went as softly as possible up the stairs, only one involuntary kick from Greenacre on sounding wood, causing his host to mutter a malediction. By a light in the bedroom they viewed each other, and Greenacre showed astonishment. So you are drunk, or have been. You've got a black eye and your clothes are all pulled about. You've been in a row. You're not far wrong. Tell me what you've been doing, and you shall hear where the row was and who was with me.  A scoundrel. I didn't think it of you. You went to that place in Sloan Street. No use lying. I've been told you were there. You must have found out I was going away, and you've played old Harry. I didn't think you were a fellow of that sort. I had more faith in you. Upon mutual recrimination followed an exchange of narratives. Greenacre's came first. He was the victim, he declared, of such ill luck as rarely befell a man. Arriving at Houston by the Irish mail, and hastening to get a cab, whom should he encounter on the very platform, but a base-minded ruffian who nursed a spite against him. A low fellow who had taken advantage of his good nature, and who, in short, a man from whom it was impossible to escape, for several good reasons, until they had spent some hours together. He got off a telegram to Lord Palperot, and could do no more till nearly eleven o'clock at night. Arriving headlong at Laundice Mansions, he learned with disgust what had gone on there in his absence, and now what defense had gammon to offer. What was his game? I guess pretty well what yours is, my boy, answered the listener, and I'm not sorry I spoiled it. Thereupon he related the singular train of events between breakfast time, this, or rather yesterday, morning, and the ringing out of the old year. When it came to a description of Lord Palperot's accident, Greenacre lost all control of himself. Ass! Blockhead! You know no better than to let such a man and his state of health get mixed up in a crowd of ruffs at midnight? Good God! He may die! I shouldn't wonder a bit, returned gammon Cooley. If he does, it may be awkward for you, eh? From his story he had omitted one detail, thinking it better to keep silence about the burning of the will until he learnt more than Greenacre had as yet avowed to him. Fool! blustered the other. Idiot!  Do you want to be kicked downstairs, or would you prefer to drop out of the window? Keep a civil tongue in your head. At this moment both were startled into silence by a violent thumping at the wall. He came from the room which used to be occupied by Polly Sparks, and was accompanied by angry verbal remonstrance from a lodger disturbed in his slumbers. Didn't I tell you, muttered gammon? You'd better get home and go to bed. The walk will cool you down. It's all up with your little game for the present. Look here, he added in a friendly whisper. You may as well tell me. Has he another wife? Find out, was Greenacre's surly answer, and go to the devil. A rush, a scuffling, a crash somewhere which shook the house, the disturbed lodger flung open his door and shouted objugations. From below sounded the shrill alarm of Mrs. Bub, from elsewhere the anxious outcries of Mrs. Cheeseman and her husband. Amid all this, Greenacre and his quantum friend somehow reached the foot of the stairs, where the darkness that enveloped their struggle was all at once dispersed by a candle in the hand of Mrs. Bub. Don't alarm yourself, shouted gammon cheerily. I'm only kicking this fellow out. No one hurt. Well, Mr. Gammon, I do think. But the landlady's protest was cut short by a loud slamming of the house door. It's nothing, said the man of commerce, breathing hard. Very sorry to have disturbed you all. It shan't happen again. Good night, Mrs. Bub. He ran up to his room, laughed a good deal as he undressed, and was asleep five minutes afterwards. Before closing his eyes he said to himself that he must rise at seven. Business claimed him to-morrow, and he felt it necessary to see Mrs. Clover, or Lady Palperot, with the least possible delay. However tired, Gammon could always wake at the hour he appointed. The dark, snowy morning found him little disposed to turn out. He had something of a headache and a very bad taste in the mouth. For all that he faced duty with his accustomed vigor. Of course he had to leave the house without breakfast, but a cup of tea at the nearest eating-house supplied his immediate wants, and straight away he betook himself to the china-shop near Battersea Park Road. That was not a pleasant meeting with his friend Mrs. Clover. To describe all that had happened yesterday would have taxed his powers at any time. At 8.30 a.m. on the first of January, his head aching and his stomach ill at ease, he was not likely to achieve much in the way of lucid narrative. Mrs. Clover regarded him with a severe look. His manifest black eye and an unwanted slovenliness of appearance could not but suggest that he had taken leave of the bygone year in a too fervid spirit. His explanation she found difficult in believing, but the upshot of it all? The fact that her husband lay at St. Bartholomew's hospital, seen beyond doubt. And this it was that mainly concerned her. I shall go at once, she said, in a hard tone turning her face from him. But there's something else I must tell you, pursued Gammon with much awkwardness. You don't know who to ask for. The woman's eyes, even now not in their depths untindly, searched him with a startled expression. I suppose I shall ask for Mr. Clover? They wouldn't know who you meant, that isn't his real name. A cry escaped her. She turned pale. Not his real name? I thought it. I was afraid of that. Who am I, then? What have I a right to call myself? With a glance at the door of the sitting-room, nervousness bringing the sweat to his forehead, Gammon told what he knew, all except the burning of the will and the fact of Greenacre's mission to Ireland. The listener was at first sight utterly bewildered, looked incredulous, and only when certain details had been repeated and emphasized began to grasp the reality of what she heard. Oh! she exclaimed at length in profound agitation. That explained so many things. I never thought of this, but I've often wondered. I understand now. She paused, struggling to control herself. Then, not without dignity, in the tone and with the face that are natural at such moments only to a woman here and there, the nobler of her sex, she added, I can't go to the hospital. Someone else must tell me about him. I can't go. I shall have time to call on my way, said Gammon, and I could send you a wire. Will you? I can't go.  Gammon, more distressed by her emotion than he had ever felt at the sight of a woman weeping, did his clumsy best to solace her. He would call at the hospital straight away and telegraph the news as soon as possible. And anything else he could learn about Lord Palperot should be made known to her without delay. He wrote on a piece of paper the address in Sloan Street and that of the house in Stanhope Gardens. On the point of departure something occurred to him that it was wise to say. I shouldn't do anything just yet. He looked at her impressively. In your position, I should just wait a little. I'm sure it would be better, and I may be able to give you a reason before long. She nodded, I shall do nothing, nothing. That's best, I assure you. You're not angry with me? You'll shake hands?  A telegram came from him in little more than an hour. It reported that the patient was still unconscious and dangerously ill. When, later in the afternoon, gammon went to the hospital to make another inquiry, he learned that Lord Palperot was dead. Turning away, debating whether to send the widow a telegram or to break the news by word of mouth, he saw a cab drive-up out of which jumped Mr. Greenacre. Their eyes met, but they exchanged no sign of recognition. Scarcely, however, had gammon walked a dozen yards, when a quick step sounded behind him, and he was addressed in tones of the most conciliatory politeness. Gammon, may I beg one word? I owe you an apology. My behavior last night was quite unjustifiable. I can only explain it by the fact that I had undergone a severe trial to the nerves. I was not myself. May I hope, my dear gammon, to be forgiven? I apologize most humbly. Believe me. Oh, that's all right, replied the other with a grin. I hope I didn't hurt you. My dear fellow, it would have served me right. But no, just a few trifling bruises. By the by, our friend has departed. Dead, yes. Do you know, gammon, I think we ought to have a quiet talk. You and I have common interests in this matter. There will be an inquest, you know. And the fact is, I think—he spoke very confidentially—it might be as well for us both if we came to some sort of mutual understanding. As things have turned out we are victims of circumstances. Might I suggest, with all deference, that we should dine together very quietly? I know a very suitable place. It's early for dinner, but to tell the truth I have had no particular appetite today. In fact, I have hardly touched food. Gammon accepted this invitation and decided to send a telegram to the china shop. Their conference, tentative on both sides for the first half hour, led eventually to a frank disclosure of all that was in their minds with regard to Lord Paparot. Each possessed of knowledge that made him formidable to the other, should their attitude be one of mutual hostility. They agreed in Greenacre's phrase to pool all information, and then see how they stood. Herein Gammon had the advantage. He learned much more than it was in his power to communicate, for whilst Greenacre had been playing a deliberate game, the man of commerce had become possessed of secrets only by chance, which his friend naturally could not believe. Greenacre had been to Ireland on the track of a woman whom Lord Paparot had lost sight of for more than five and twenty years. He had obtained satisfactory evidence that this woman was dead, a matter of some moment seeing that, if still alive, she would have been his lordship's wife. The date of her death was seven years and a few months ago. By Jorak's, cried the listener at this point greatly disturbed, then Mrs. Clover, as we call her, wasn't really his wife at all. I regret to say that she was not, replied Greenacre with proper solemnity. I grieve to tell you that our deceased friend committed bigamy. Our deceased friend was a most peculiar man. I can't say that I approve of his life, viewed as a whole. Then came Gammon's disclosure about the burning of the will and about Lord Paparot's intention to see his solicitor. Greenacre smiled grimly. If I may make a personal remark, Gammon, he said in measured tones, I will confess that I should never have allowed the destruction of that document. You, my friend, if I am not mistaken, had a still greater interest in preventing it. That will provided very handsomely for Mrs. Clover, for Miss Clover, and, I may say, liberally, for a young lady named Miss Sparks. He smiled more grimly than ever. Gammon drew in his breath and refrained from speech. Of course, I understand his motives, pursued Greenacre. They were prudent, no doubt, and well-meaning. He did not foresee that there would be no opportunity for that interview with his solicitor. Look here, Greenacre. I want to know how you found out, first of all, that he'd married twice. Very simply, I took it for granted that he had. I am a student, as you know, of genealogy, also of human nature in general. In my first interview with Lord Paparot, I let fall a word or two which obviously alarmed him. That was quite enough. In his singular state of mind he jumped to the conclusion that, as they say on the stage, I knew everything, and, of course, I very soon did. As much, that is to say, as he himself knew. He married a two-and-twenty, a young girl whom he met in Ireland, married her in his right name, Trefoil, not Clover, and they travelled together for a year or two. Then somehow they parted and never saw or heard of each other again. Though there was no child, I had little difficulty in persuading his Lordship to let me investigate this matter for him. I did it with complete success. The girl belonged to a peasant family, I may tell you. She laid on the whole a decidedly adventurous life, and died suddenly on a ship in which she was returning to the old country from America. I gathered that she never knew her husband's aristocratic connection. Of course, I was discretion itself whilst making these inquiries, and I feel pretty sure that no claim will ever be made from that quarter, the peasant family, and our friends' estate. Why then, exclaimed Gamin, what is to prevent Mrs. Clover from coming forward? She knows nothing. She needn't ever hear a word. Gamin, you surprise me. Clearly you haven't the legal mind. How could you reconcile yourself to stand by whilst the law of your country was so grossly defeated? Humbug, don't use such long words, old chap. But perhaps Palpero's family knew of the marriage? They did not, I can assure you. Our friend was the kind of man who doesn't like the class in which he was born. He preferred a humbler station. He was never on very good terms with his relatives. Well then, Gamin persisted, who is to let them know that Mrs. Clover wasn't the real wife. Hang defy, see why she shouldn't come forward. My friend, replied Greenacre, smiling gently, it will be my privilege to make known all the facts of this case to the honorable Miss Trefoil, his lordship's sister and nearest surviving relative. What? I regard it as a simple duty. I cannot even argue the subject, Gamin. If you have no conscience, I have. Gamin set pondering until light began to break upon him. The other meanwhile watched his countenance. I see, he said at length bluntly. You think it'll do you more good to take that side. I see. Gamin, my leanings are aristocratic. They always were. It puts me at a disadvantage sometimes in our democratic society. But I disregard that. You may call it prejudice. I, for my part, prefer to call it principle. I take my stand always on the side of birth and position. When you have thought about it, I am sure you will forgive this weakness in me. It need not affect our friendship. Wait a bit. There's another question I want to ask. What had Lord Palperot to do with the quadlings? The quadlings? Ah, I grieve to tell you that Francis Quadling, an illegitimate half brother of our friend, had of late given trouble to his lordship. Francis Quadling has long since been in Queer Street. He seemed to think that he had a claim. A natural claim, I might say, on Lord Palperot. When you first met his lordship, he had been seeing the other quadling on this matter. Pure kindness of heart? He was very kind-hearted. He wanted to heal a breach between the brothers, and, if possible, to get Francis a partnership in the firm. Your firm? I fear he exerted himself vainly. Greenacre exclaimed the man of commerce, thumping the table. It's beastly hard lines that that woman and her daughter shouldn't have a penny. I agree with you. By the by, you have told her? Yes, this morning. Gamin, you are so impulsive. Still, I suppose she had to know. Yes, I suppose it was inevitable. Will she molest her relatives, do you think? She? Gamin reflected. I can't quite see her doing it. She may be a bit angry, but no, I don't think she'll bother anybody. I can't see her doing it. And still he meditated. You reserved to yourself, I presume, the duty of acquainting her with these painful facts. Me tell her? Why, I suppose I must if it comes to that. But I'm hanged if I shall enjoy it. Who else knows? Jarax, there's Polly. I'd forgotten Polly. Gamin grew perplexed in mind and shadowed in countenance. Of a truth Polly Sparks had not once entered his mind since he saw her yesterday. But he must see her again, and that tonight. Phew! He would now have given a substantial sum to deprive Polly of the knowledge he had so recklessly confided to her. You're impulsive, my friend, remarked the other, quietly amused, impulsive and lacking in foresight. And you, never mind, I won't say it. Still, you used to be a puzzle to me, Greenacre. Now I feel as if I was beginning to understand you a bit. The man of foresight, he was remarkably well dressed this evening, watched the smoke from his cigarette and smiled. End of Chapter 23. Recording by Arnold Banner Mount Airy, North Carolina. Chapter 24 of The Town Traveler by George Gissing This LibriVox recording is in the public domain. Chapter 24. The Traveler's Fickleness and Fraud In due course a coroner and his jury sat on the body of Lord Palpero. In the order of things this inquest was publicly reported. Readers of newspapers learnt that the eccentric nobleman, though in a weak state of health, had the indiscretion to mingle with a crowd on New Year's Eve, that he either accidentally fell or was knocked down by some person unknown in the rough and tumble of the hour, in short that his death might fairly be accounted for by misadventure. The results of the autopsy were not made known in detail, but a professional whisper went about that among the causes contributory to Lord Palpero's death were congestion of the lungs, softening of the brain, chronic inflammation of the stomach, drunkard's liver, and Bright's disease of the kidneys. The unprofessional persons who came forward were Mr. Gammon, Lord Palpero's housekeeper, and Ms. Treefoil. The name of Greenacre was not so much as mentioned. The existence of a lady named Mrs. Clover remained unknown to court and public. On the following day Mr. Gammon had a private interview with Ms. Treefoil. He was aware that this privilege had already been sought by and granted to Mr. Greenacre, and as his one great object was to avert shame and sorrow from his friends at Battersea Park, Gammon acquitted himself with entire discretion. That is to say, he did not allow Ms. Treefoil to suspect that there had been anything between him and her brother except a sort of boon companionship. In behaving thus he knew that he was acting as Mrs. Clover most earnestly desired. Not many hours before he had discharged what he felt to be his duty, had made known to Mrs. Clover the facts of her position, and had heard the unforgettable accent of her voice as she entreated him to keep this secret. That there might be no doubt as to the truth of Greenacre's assertions, he had accompanied that gentleman to Somerset House, and had perused certain entries in the registers of marriage and of death indicated to him by his friend's forefinger. Clearly then, if he and Greenacre kept silence, it would never become known even to Palpero's kinsfolk that his lordship had been guilty of bigamy. Stay! One other person knew the true name of Mrs. Clover's husband, Polly Sparks. Polly be hanged, muttered Gammon. When is the wedding? Greenacre inquired casually in one of their conversations. Wedding? Whose wedding? Why yours? Gammon's face darkened. A change had come about in his emotions. He was afraid of Polly. He was weary of Polly. He hardly wished he had never seen Polly's face. For self-scrutiny Gammon had little inclination and less aptitude. He could not have explained the origin and progress of his nearer relations with Miss Sparks. Going straight to the point, like a man of business, he merely knew that he had made a condemnable mistake, and the question was how to put things right. There's one bit of luck, he remarked, instead of answering the inquiry. She isn't on speaking terms with her aunt. I'm rather glad to hear that. But do you think she'll hold out against her curiosity? In any case, she won't learn anything from Mrs. Clover. I'm pretty sure of that. I can only hope you're right about Mrs. Clover, said Greenacre musingly. If so, she must be a rather uncommon sort of woman. Especially, if you'll excuse the remark, in that class. She is, replied Gammon, with noteworthy emphasis. I don't know a woman like her. No one like her. I wouldn't mind betting all I have that she'll never speak a word as long as she lives about that man. She'll never tell her daughter. Many will suppose that her father turned up, somehow, just for a few hours, and then went off again for good and all. Remarkable woman, murmured Greenacre. It says trouble, of course. Possibly he was reflecting whether it might be to his advantage or not to reveal this little matter in Stanhope Gardens. Perhaps it seemed to him on the whole that he had done wisely in making known to Miss Trefoil only the one marriage, which he might publish or not as her conscience dictated, and that his store of private knowledge was the richer by a detail he might or might not some day utilize. For Mr. Greenacre had a delicacy of his own. He did not merely aim at sordid profits. In avowing his weakness for aristocratic companionship he told a truth, which explained many singularities and what would otherwise have been a career of commonplace dishonesty. I suppose she must be told, said Gammon with bent head. Polly, I mean. Miss Sparks is a young lady of an inquiring spirit. She will want to know why she does not benefit by Lord Palparo's death. You told her yourself about the will, remember? I did, as things turn out it was a pity. By the by I should like to have seen that document. As Cuthbertson has no knowledge of it our deceased friend no doubt drafted it himself. More likely than not it would have been both amusing and profitable to the lawyers, like his fathers in the days of our youth. I wonder whether he called Mrs. Clover his wife. We shall never solve all these interesting doubts. I had better not let Polly know he burnt it, remarked Gammon. Why, no, I shouldn't advise that, said the other with a smile, but I have heard that married men.  Driven to this bold declaration, Gammon at once felt such great relief that he dared everything. Then there'll be the devil to pay, said Greenacre. Wait a bit, of course I shall take my time about breaking off. Gammon, I am surprised and shocked, not for the first time at your utter want of principle. Each caught the other's eye. The muscles of their faces relaxed, and they joined in a mirthful peel. It was a long and exciting week for the town traveller. Greenacre, always on the lookout for romance in common life, was never surprised when he discovered it. But to Gammon it came with such a sense of novelty that he had much adieu to keep a clear head for everyday affairs. He drove about London as usual, but beset with fantastic visions and desires. Not only was Polly quite dismissed from his thoughts, in the tender sense, but he found himself constantly occupied with the image of Mrs. Clover, heretofore seldom in his mind, notwithstanding her brightness and cumulanness and the friendship they had so long felt for each other. Many he had forgotten. The mother came before him in such a new light that he could hardly believe his former wish to call her mother-in-law. This strange emotion was very disturbing, as if he had not worry enough already. Delicacy kept him away from the china shop. He knew how hard it must be for the poor woman to disguise her feelings before many and other people. Many, to be sure, would understand signs of distress as a result of her father's brief reappearance. But Mrs. Clover's position was no less lamentable. He wished to be at her side endeavouring to console her. Yet as likely as not all he said would give her more pain than comfort. Ah, but there was a woman. Was he likely ever to meet another who had pluck and goodness and self-respect like hers? Many, some day perhaps, being her mother's daughter. But many after all was little more than a child, and he could no longer think of her in the old way. It made him uncomfortable if he tried to do so. Polly? Ah, Polly, Polly be hanged. He had an appointment with her for this evening, not at the theatre door, for Polly no longer went to the theatre. Change in the management had put an end to her pleasant and lucrative evenings. She had tried in vain to get like employment at other places. In a letter received this morning, she remarked significantly that, of course, it was not worthwhile to take up any other pursuit again. It could not be called a delightful letter from any point of view. Polly had grown tired of uniform sweetness and indulged herself in phrases of an acid flavour. Haven't you got anything yet to tell me about the will? If I don't hear anything from you before long, I shall jolly well go and ask somebody else. I believe you know more than you want to tell, which I call it shameful.  They met at six o'clock in the louther arcade. It was raining, cold, and generally comfortless. By way of cheery beginning Gammon declared that he was hungry and invited Miss Sparks to eat with him. They transferred themselves to a restaurant large enough to allow their conversing as they chose under the cover of many noises. Gammon had by this time made up his mind to a very bold step, a stratagem so audacious that assuredly it deserved to succeed. Only despair could have supplied him with such a suggestion, and with the nerve requisite for carrying it out. What about that will? asked Polly, as soon as they were seated and the order had been given. There is no will. This answer and the carelessness with which it was uttered took away Polly's breath. She glared and unconsciously handled a table-knife in an alarming way. What do you mean? Who are you kidding? He's left no will, and what's more, if he had, your name wouldn't have been in it, old girl. Oh indeed, we'll soon see about that. I'll go straight from ear to that house, see if I don't. I'll see his sister for myself this very night, so there. Go it Polly, you're welcome, my dear. You'll wake him up in Stanhope Gardens. The waiter interrupted their colloquy. Gammon began to eat. Polly, heeding not the savory dish, kept fierce eyes upon him. What do you mean? Don't go stuffing like a pig, but listen to me and tell me what you're up to. You're talking about Lord Pea, ain't you? asked Gammon in a lower voice. Course I am. And you think he was your uncle? So did I till a few days ago. Well Polly, he wasn't. Lord Pea didn't know you from Adam, nor your aunt either. He chuckled and ate voraciously. The artifice seemed to him better and better. Enjoyment of it gave him a prodigious appetite. If you'll get on with your eating, I'll tell you about it. Do you remember what I told you about the fellow quaddling in the city? Well, listen to this. Lord Pea had another brother knocking about. You understand a brother, like quaddling, who had no name of his own. And this brother Polly is your uncle Clover. Ms. Parks did not fail to understand, but she at once and utterly declined to credit the statement. You mean to say it wasn't Lord Pea at all, as I met, as I saw at the theatre? You saw his illegitimate brother, your uncle, and never Lord Pea at all. Now just listen, this fellow who called himself Clover is a precious rascal. We don't know as much about him as we'd like to, but I daresay we shall find out more. How did he come to be sitting with those ladies in the theatre, you're wanting to ask? Simple enough. Knowing his likeness to the family of Lord Palparo, he palmed himself off in them as a distant relative, just come back from the colonies. They were silly enough to make things soft for him. He seems to have got money, no end of it, out of Lord Pea. No doubt he was jolly frightened when you spotted him, and you know how he met you once or twice and tipped you. That's the story of your uncle Clover, Polly. The girl was impressed. She could believe anything ill of Mrs. Clover's husband. Her astonishment at learning that he was a Lord had never wholly subsided. That he should be a cunning rascal seemed vastly more probable. But what about that letter you sent? A. pursued Gammon with an artful look. Didn't you address it to Lord Pea himself? So you did, Polly, but listen to this.  Never mind how, but they had. You remember that he wouldn't come again to meet you at Lincoln's inn? Good reason, old girl. He had had to make himself scarce. Lord Pea had said a useful friend of his, that's Greenacre, to look into Clover's history. Greenacre you must know is a private detective. He nodded solemnly. Well now, when your letter came to Lord Pea he showed it to Greenacre, and they saw at once that it couldn't be meant for him, but no doubt was meant for Clover. All see to this, said Greenacre, and so he came to meet us that night. But it was you told me he was Lord Pea, came from the listener. I did, Polly, not to deceive you, my dear, but because I was taken in myself. I found what they called a mare's nest. I was on the wrong scent. I take all the blame to myself. But why did Greenacre go on with this like that? Why didn't he say at once that it wasn't Lord Pea as had met me? Why? Because private detectives are cautious chaps. Greenacre wanted to catch Clover and didn't care to go talking about the story to everybody. He deceived me, Polly, just as much as you.  And what do you think pursued her companion after a delicious draft of lager beer? Would you believe that only a day or two before Lord Pea's death the fellow Clover went to your aunt's house to the china shop and stayed overnight there? What do you think of that, eh? He did. Asked Mrs. Clover. He went there to hide and to get money from his wife. This detail evidently had a powerful effect. Polly ate and drank and ruminated one eye on the speaker. I got to know of that, went on the wily gammon, and I told Greenacre, and Greenacre made me tell it to Lord Pea himself. That's how I came to be with Lord Pea on New Year's Eve. Now you've got it all. Why didn't you tell me? asked Polly with ferocity. Ah, why? I was ashamed to, my dear. I couldn't own up that I'd made a fool of myself and you, too. How did you know that he'd been at my aunt's? She sent for me, Polly, sent for me and told me because I was an old friend. And I was so riled at the fellow coming and going in that way that I spoke to Greenacre about it. And then Greenacre told me how things were. I felt a fool, I can tell you, but the fact is I never saw two men so like in the face as Clover and Lord Pea. When you was there at my aunt's, did you talk about me? asked the girl with a peculiar awkwardness. Not a word, I swear. We were too much taken up with the other business. For a minute or two neither spoke. And you mean to say, first at length from Polly, that my uncle's still alive and going about? All alive and kicking, not a doubt of it. And Lord Pea buried at Kenzel Green, no will left behind him, and all his property going to the next of kin, of course. Now listen here, Polly. I want to tell you that I shouldn't wonder if you have a letter from Greenacre. He may be asking you to meet him. What for? Just to have a talk about Clover, see? He's still after Clover, and he thinks you might be of use to him. I leave it to you, understand? You can meet him if you like. There's no harm. He'll tell you all the story if you ask him nicely. On this idea which had occurred to him in the course of his glowing mendacity, Gammon acted as soon as he and Polly had said goodbye. He discovered Greenacre, who no longer slept at the Bilboes, but in a house of like coziness and obscurity, a little farther west, told him of the brilliant ingenuity with which he had escaped from a galling complication, and received his promise of assistance in strengthening the plot. Greenacre wrote to Polly that very night, and on the morrow conversed with her, emphasizing by many devices the secrecy and importance of their interview. Would Polly engage to give him the benefit of her shrewdness, her knowledge of life, in his search for the man Clover? His air of professional eagerness, his nods, winks and flattery, so wrought upon the girl that she ceased to harbor suspicion. Her primitive mind much fed on penny fiction accepted all she was told, and then the consciousness of secret knowledge affecting lords and ladies, she gave up without a sigh the air-drawn vision of herself being actually a member of an aristocratic family. At the same time she thought of Gammon with disappointment, with vague irritation, and began all but to wish that she had never weekly pardoned him for his insulting violence at Mrs. Bub's. End of Chapter 24 Recording by Arnold Banner, Mount Erie, North Carolina Chapter 25 The Missing Word Just at this time the inhabitants of England, one might say of the British Isles, but more especially those privileged to dwell in London and its suburbs, submitted to one of the waves of intellectual excitement, which, as is well known, are won't at intervals to pass over this fervently imaginative people. Some representative person, ingenious, philosophic, and ardent for the public good, had conceived in a bright moment a thought destined to stir with zeal the pensive leisure of millions. This genius owned or edited a weekly paper already dear to the populace, and one day he announced in its columns a species of lottery. Ignoble word dignified by the use here made of it. Readers of adequate culture were invited to exercise their learning and their wit in the conjectural completion of a sentence. No quotation, but an original apothejum, whereof one word was represented by a blank. Each competitor sent, together with the fruit of his eager brain, a small sum of money, and the brilliant enthusiast, who at the earliest moment declared the missing word, reaped as girden the total of these numerous remittances. It was an amusement worthy of our time. It appealed alike to the villa and the humble lodging, encouraged the habit of literary and logical discussion, gave an impulse to the sale of dictionaries. I, and lo, far and wide, a spirit of noble emulation took hold upon the users of the English tongue. The missing word from every lip fell the phrase which had it first sounded so mysteriously. Its vogue exceeded that in an earlier time of the missing link. The demand for postage stamps to be used in transmitting the entrance fee threatened to disorganize that branch of the public service. Sorting clerks and letter-carriers, though themselves contributory, grew dismayed at the additional labor imposed upon them. Naturally the infection was caught by most of the lively little group of Londoners in whose fortunes we are interested. Mr. Gammon threw himself with mirthful ardor into a competition which might prove so lucrative. Mr. Greenacre gave part of his supple mind to this new branch of detective energy. The newly wedded pair, Mr. and Mrs. Nibby, ceased from the wrangling that follows upon a honeymoon, and incited each other to a more profitable contest. The parish household devoted every possible moment with native earnestness to the choice and the weighing of vocables. Polysparks, unable to get upon the track of her missing uncle, abandoned her fiery intelligence to the missing word. The cheeseman couple, Mrs. Bub, nay, even Moggy the general, dared verbal conjecture and risked postage stamps. Only in a certain china shop near Battersea Park Road was the tumult unregarded, for Mrs. Clover had fallen from her wounded health, her happy temper, and many in good truth cared neither for the recreation nor the dangled prize. When Gammon and Poly met they talked no longer of Lord Palperot or Uncle Clover but of words. I've got it this time, Polly. I swear I've got it. Undeserved misfortune is often a blank to the noble mind. Why, it's stimulus, of course. I never heard the word, declared Polly. I'm sending in stroke. Stroke? What do you mean by that? What do I mean by it? Why, what they want to say is that undeserved misfortune is often a blow to the noble mind, don't they?  The dictionary gives stroke for blow and I'm sure that's it. Rot, they don't mean to say that at all. It ain't a blow to the noble mind. It's just the opposite. That's what they mean. How can it be the opposite, shreeled Polly? Ain't it a knockdown if you get what you don't deserve? I tell you they don't mean that. Can't you understand why it's as plain as the nose on your face? Is it, retorted Polly, with indignation? If I've got a plain nose, why didn't you tell me so before?  It's a saying, ain't it? And they parted as usual in dudgeon on both sides, which was not soothed when they both found themselves wrong in the literary contest. For the missing word this week, discovered by an East End licensed victualer was, pick me up. Public opinion found fault with this editorial English. There rose a general murmur. The loftier spirits demanded a purer vocabulary. The multitude wanted to know whether that licensed victualer really existed. I'll look for an easy word next week. Easy it must be this time, or the game would begin to lose its zest. When the new number went forth in its myriads of copies and was snatched from street vendors, stalls, shops, general expectations seemed to be justified. As nations gross civilized, they give more and more attention to blank. Every man, every woman, had a word ready. Mr. Greenacre said nothing, but hastily wrote down genealogy. Gammon, before consulting with Polly Sparks, sent off his postage stamps and commerce. Mr. and Mrs. Parrish declared in one shout that the word could only be hygiene. Nonsense, said Christopher, who was in the room. That's just because you're always thinking of it. For all that, as he went to business, the word hummed in his head. It might be the solution after all. His objection originated only in scorn of a word so familiar, and therefore he had thought at first so improbable. But really, the more he thought of it, in his pocket he carried an envelope already addressed, and a blank sheet of paper enfolding stamps. Should he once more enter the lottery, risk the price of a luncheon? He had resolved not to do so, but every moment the temptation gained upon him. Hygiene. By the by, how did one spell the word? H. Y. He grew uncertain at the third letter. Misspelling he knew would invalidate his chance. On the other hand, he must post as soon as possible. Already thousands of answers were on their way to the office of the editor. He was sitting in a London Bridge tram-car. At its next stoppage there entered a staid old gentleman with whom he had made the city-word journey for years. They always nodded to each other. This morning the grave senior chanced to take a place at his side, and a greeting passed between them. Christopher felt a sudden impulse, upon which he acted before timidity and other obstacles could interfere. Would you tell me, sir, he whispered the correct spelling of hygiene, meaning healthiness, you know?  I've just been reading the word in the paper. Here is it. He folded the sheet conveniently for Christopher's inspection and pointed. H. Y. G. I. E. N. E. Mr. Parrish read eagerly, his eyes close to the print, dreading lest he should forget. Thanks very much, sir. A friend of mine told me I was wrong. I knew I wasn't. Thanks awfully. The white-haired man smiled approval and returned to his study of the news. Christopher kept spelling the word in silence, and though the weather was very cold, soon perspired under the dread that he had got a wrong letter. At St. George's Church agitation quite overcame him. He hurried from the car, ran into a by-street, and with his pocket-pencil wrote on the blank sheet of paper, hygiene. Yes, he had it right. It looked right. Now for the nearest letter box. But his faith in hygiene had risen to such fervor that he dreaded the delay of postal delivery. Why not carry the letter himself to the editorial office, which was at no very great distance? He would, even though it made him late at sweatin' thems, and he began to run. Painting but exultant, he had delivered his answer in the national competition, thus gaining a march upon the unhappy multitudes who dwelt far away, and whose resource and energy fell short of his. Then he looked at the time and was frightened. He would be dreadfully unpunctual at business. Sweatin' thems might meet him with stern rebuke. There was nothing for it. He held a cab. Only in the middle of the morning did he remember that he had in his pocket a love letter to Polly Sparks, which he had meant to post early. He had seen Polly a few days ago and suspected that she was in some sort of trouble and difficulty. Possibly, though she denied it, caused by her want of employment. Polly declared that she had resources which enabled her to take a holiday. Not very long ago such a statement would have wracked Christopher with jealous suspicions, suspicious he was, and a little uneasy, but not to the point of mental torture. The letter in his pocket declared that he could never cease to love Polly, and that he groaned over the poverty which condemned him to idle hopes. For all that he thought much less of her just now than of the missing word, and when in the lunch hour he posted his amorous missive it was with almost a careless hand. On this same day it happened that Mr. Gammon, speeding about his business in Messers Quadling's neat little trap, found he could conveniently stop for a midday meal somewhere near Battersea Park Road. The boy who accompanied him took the horse to Bate, and Mr. Gammon presently directed his steps to the Little China Shop. Mrs. Clover had just finished dinner. Her female assistant had returned into the shop, and by her Gammon sent a request for a moment's private conversation. He soon entered the sitting room. It's strange you have looked in today, said Mrs. Clover, with the dull air of one who has a headache. I wanted to see you. I'm very glad. He sat down at a distance from her and observed her face. This was a new habit of his. He saw more, much more, than he had been wont to see in the healthy, sweet tempered, and still young countenance. Its present linger disturbed him. What was it, Mrs. Clover? he asked, in a voice not quite like his own. Well, I wanted to speak about Polly. Her father has been here asking questions. Gammon said his lips almost angrily. What's wrong? I don't know as anything is, but have you heard anything about her going to be married? Has she told her father that? He asked, with a shuffle of his feet. Not in plain words, but she's doing nothing except roam about the streets, and she won't give any straightforward account of herself.   Offended, not that I know of, was his prompt answer with genuine surprise. Mrs. Clover watched him, and seemed not dissatisfied. I tell you why I ask. Some time ago she wrote me a queer letter. It said she was going to be married, or thought about it. And there was something I couldn't understand about you. I shall show you that letter. I think it's only right. She withdrew for a moment and returned with Polly's abusive epistle, which she handed to her visitor. Gammon first read it, then looked for a date, but none was discernable. When did you get this? he asked. Mrs. Clover could mention the very day, and on reflecting, Gammon felt sure that Polly must have written this just before the exciting events which threw him and her into each other's arms. In the same moment he recalled Polly's eagerness to become possessed of a letter she had posted to him, the letter he was not to open. You may well say it's queer. He laughed, and laughed again. She gives me a nice character, eh? And you've been wondering what I'd done. All I've got to say is that it's a blessed lie from beginning to end. But perhaps you won't believe me? I will believe you if you tell me plain and straight that you hadn't done anything wrong, nothing to be ashamed of. Well, then, I do tell you that. I never gave her the least cause to speak of me in that way. It's all lies. I more than half thought it was. Mrs. Clover heaved a sigh and looked more cheerful. And what, she added, does she mean about marrying a gentleman? That's more than I can tell you. Again he laughed, laughed like a man enjoying sudden relief of mind. More than I can tell you, Mrs. Clover, but I'll see if I can't find out. Indeed I will. Her friends, the Nibbies, may be able to tell me something. Have you asked her to come and see you? No, for one thing I don't know the address, and after a letter like this. Quite right, leave it to me. He bent his head, hesitated, and added quietly, I may have something to tell you. Thereupon they parted, and Mrs. Clover felt her head so much better that she was able to attend to business. End of Chapter 25. Recording by Arnold Banner Mount Erie, North Carolina. Chapter 26 of The Town Traveler by George Gissing. This LibriVox recording is in the public domain. Chapter 26. A Double Event. With Clang and Twang, the orchestra, a music hall orchestra, summoned to hilarity an audience of the first half hour, stragglers at various prices, but all alike in their manifest subdual by a cold atmosphere, a dull illumination, empty seats, and inferior singers put on for the early turns. A striking of matches to kintle pipe or cigar, a thudding of heavy boots, a clink of glass or a pewter, and a waiter's spiritless refrain. Any orders, gents? Things would be better presently. In the meantime, Mr. Gammon was content to have found a place where he could talk with Polly, sheltered from the January night, at small expense. He sipped thoughtfully from a tumbler of rich scotch. He glanced cautiously at his companion, who seemed very much under the influence of the hour. Polly, in fact, had hardly spoken. Her winter costume could not compare in freshness and splendor with that which had soothed her soul through the bygone summer season. To tell the truth, she was all but shabby. But Gammon had no eye for this. He was trying to read Polly's thoughts and wondering how she could take what he had made up his mind to tell her. I saw your aunt yesterday. You did? Yes, I did. She was telling me about a letter she had from you some time ago, the last letter you wrote her. Their eyes met. Miss Sparks was defiant on her guard, but not wholly courageous. Gammon twinkled a mocking smile and held himself ready for whatever might come. She shows you people's letters, does she? said Polly with a sneer. This one she did. Good reason. It was funny reading, old girl. That's your opinion of me, is it? Do you mind telling me who the gentleman is, the real gentleman you think of taking up with? Gammon could not strike a really ungenerous note. He had meant to be severe, but did not get beyond sly banter. She's a cat for showing it to you, replied Miss Sparks. That was wrote before we—you know what? It was after you took your oak that Sunday on the embankment. I didn't mean it. I was a bit cross. I'll pay her out some day for this, see if I don't. Much more did Polly say, the gist of it all being an evident desire to soothe her companion's feelings. Gammon found himself in an unexpected and awkward position. He had taken for granted an outbreak of violence. He had counted upon the opportunity of mutual invective. He wished to tell Polly to go further. In the face of such singular mildness he was at a loss for weapons. Mere brutality would soon have settled the matter, but of that Mr. Gammon was incapable. At this juncture, too, as if in support of Polly's claim to indulgence, a strain, irresistible by heart of man, prelooted a song of the affections. Gammon began to understand what a mistake it was to have brought Polly to a music hall for the purpose of breaking with her. Under cover of the languishing lyric, Miss Sparks put her head nearer to him. What am I to do, eh? To do? I can't go on like this. Do you want me to get another job somewhere? I should think you might see I can't wear this jacket much longer. The crisis was dreadful. Gammon clutched at the only possible method of appeasing his conscience and postponing the decisive words. He took Polly's hand, poorly gloved, and secretly pressed the palm with a coin, which Polly, in less than a clock tick, ascertained to be one pound sterling. She smiled. What's that for? For, for the present. And in this way another evening went by, leaving things as before. I'd never have believed I was such a fool, said Gammon to himself at a late hour. He meant, of course, that experience was teaching him for the first time the force of a moral obligation, which, as theorists, he had always held mere matter for a joke. He by no means prided himself on this newly acquired perception. He saw it only as an obstacle to business-like behaviour. But it was there, and by jocks, the outlook began to alarm him. Meanwhile, Mr. Greenacre was pursuing a laudable object. Greatly pleased at the dexterity with which Miss Sparks had been hoodwinked in the matter of Lord Palparo and her Uncle Clover, he determined to set all at rest in that direction by making Polly believe that Mr. Clover, her Uncle himself, as distinct from Lord Palparo, was also dead and gone and done for. Gammon knew of the design and strongly favored it, for he was annoyed by Mrs. Clover's false position. He wished her to be proclaimed a widow without the necessity of disagreeable revelations. An exciting postcard brought about one more interview between Miss Sparks and the so-called Private Detective. They met in a spot chosen for its impressiveness, the city office of a great line of ocean steamers. When Polly had, with some difficulty, discovered the place and entered shyly, she was met by Greenacre, who at once drew her aside and began talking in a whisper with much show of worry and perturbation. In his hand rustled a printed form, with a few words in pencil. It's all over, Miss Sparks. We have no more hope. This last cable settles it. Don't let me agitate you, but I thought it best that you should come here and see the cable for yourself.  Polly was not overcome. Is it really him this time? Clover, not a doubt of it. I got on his track, but too late. He was off to South Africa. Here is a cable from the Cape. He died at sea, some obscure disease, probably an affection of the heart, and was buried off the west coast. Read it for yourself. Clover, second cabin passenger, died and buried. 24.4 east, 8.2 south. Effects, 08 instructions. There he lies at the bottom of the sea, whorefellow. This is only a confirmatory cable. I have spent lots of money in learning particulars. Perhaps you would like to see one of the officials about it, Miss Parks? Unfortunately they can only repeat what I have told you. Polly had no desire to hold converse with these gentlemen. She was thoroughly odd, and convinced by Greenacre's tones and the atmosphere of the office. I have already communicated with your aunt. I daresay you would like to go and see her. But neither for this had Polly any present inclination. She wanted to be alone, and to reflect. Having made sure that she was not likely to visit Mrs. Clover forthwith, Greenacre took his leave, blending a decent melancholy with the air of importance and hurry proper to a man involved in so much business. This week she had not entered for the missing word competition, and as few things interested Polly in which she had no personal concern, the morning on which the result was published found her in her ordinary frame of mind. She was thinking of Gammon, determined to hold him to his engagement, but more out of obstinacy than in obedience to the dictates of her heart, which had of late grown decidedly less fervid. Gammon could keep her respectably. He would make a very presentable husband. She did not fear ill treatment from him. On the other hand she felt only too certain that he would be the stronger. When it came to a struggle, the inevitable result of marriage in Polly's mind, Gammon was not the man to give in. She remembered the battle at Mrs. Bubbs. All very well that kind of thing in days of courtship, but after marriage? No. Some girls might be willing to find their master. Polly had always meant a rule, and that undisputedly. Breakfasting in her bedroom at ten o'clock she was surprised by the receipt of a telegram. It came from Christopher Parrish and ran thus. Great news! Do meet me at entrance to Liverpool Street Station one o'clock. Wonderful news! What this news could be puzzled her for a moment. Then she remembered that Mr. Parrish had spoken of a possible rise at Sweatman's early in the year. That must be it. He had got an increase of salary. Perhaps five shillings a week more. No doubt. Would that make any difference? Was it good enough? So her thoughts phrased the anxious question. Regarding Christopher one thing was certain. He would be her very humble slave. She imagined herself his wife. She pictured him inclining to revolt. She saw the results of that feeble insubordination and laughed aloud. Christopher was respectable. He would undoubtedly continue to rise at Sweatman's. He would take a pride in the magnificence of her costume. When her temper called for natural relief she could quarrel with him by the hour without the least apprehension, and in the end would graciously forgive him. Yes, there was much to be said for Christopher. A little before one o'clock she was at Liverpool Street, sheltered from a drizzle that brought down all the smoke of myriad chimneys. The slim figure in overcoat and shining hat rushed through the puddles towards her, waving an umbrella to the peril of other people speeding only less frantically. Polly, I've got it. He could gasp no more. He seized her arm as if for support. How much is it, she asked calmly. Five hundred and fifty pounds. Hygiene. What? Five hundred and fifty a year? Christopher stared at her. You don't understand the missing word. I've got it this week. Check for five hundred and fifty pounds. Hygiene. Really? Look here. Here's the check. Hygiene. Polly fingered the paper, studied the inscription. All the time she was thinking that the sum of money would furnish a house in a style vastly superior to that of Mrs. Nibby's. Mrs. Nibby would go black in the face with envy, hatred, and malice. As she reflected Christopher talked, drawing her to the least frequented part of the huge, roaring railway station. Will you, Polly? Why don't you speak? Do Polly, do. She all but spoke, would have done, but for an ear-rending whistle from an engine. I shall have a rise, too, Polly. I'm feeling my feet at sweatin' thems. Who knows what I may get to? Polly, I might some day have a big business of my own and build a house at Eastbourne. It's all on the cards, Polly. Others have done it before me. Sweatin' them began as a clerk. He did. Think, Polly, five hundred and fifty pounds. Hygiene. She met his eye. She nodded. You will? Don't mind if I do. Hooray! Hygiene forever! Hooray! Aaaaaaay! End of Chapter 26. Recording by Arnold Banner, Mount Airy, North Carolina. Chapter 27 of The Town Traveler by George Gissing. This LibriVox recording is in the public domain. Chapter 27. The Traveler at Rest. Two or three days after this, Gammon heard unexpectedly from Mrs. Clover, who enclosed for his perusal a letter she had just received from Polly Sparks. What, she asked, could be the meaning of Polly's reference to her deceased uncle. Was there never to be an end of mysteries and miseries in relation to that unhappy man? Turning to Polly's scrawl, which contrasted so strongly with Mrs. Clover's neat, clear hand, Gammon discovered the passage which had disturbed his correspondent. You mustn't expect me to go back into black for your husband, for uncle I won't call him. I heard about him coming to you for money, and then taking his hook because detectives was after him. A nice sort of man. It's a pity he had to be buried at the bottom of the sea, where you can't put up a monument to him, as I'm sure you would like to do. So this is all I have to say, and I shall not trouble you again. Here was no puzzle for Gammon, who had approved Greenacre's scheme for finally getting rid of Mr. Clover. But Polly's letter began with an announcement which occasioned him the greatest surprise he had known since the identification of Clover with Lord Palparo. So completely did it engross and confuse his mind that not until some quarter of an hour elapsed could he think about the passage quoted above. I write to inform you, began Miss Sparks, without any introductory phrase, that I am going to be married to a gentleman who has a high place at Swetnam's, the Big T merchants, and his name is Mr. Parrish. He has won the missing word, which is 550 pounds, in which every penny of it he will spend on furniture at one of the best places. You shall have one of our cards when we send them out, though I cannot say you have behaved accordingly. The reason I do not invite you to the wedding is because Mr. Parrish's friends are very particular. After reading these remarkable lines again and again, Mr. Gammon was much disposed to shout, but something restrained him. He felt perhaps that shouting would be inadequate or even inappropriate. When his first emotion subsided, he went quietly forth from the house, it was evening, and took a walk about the adjacent streets, stopping at a stationers to purchase note paper. Returned to his room, he gently whistled an old-fashioned melody, his face passed from grave thoughtfulness to a merry smile. Before going to bed he meant to write a letter, but there was no hurry. Two hours had to pass before the midnight collection. The letter was brief, lucid, sensible. He explained to Mrs. Clover that the painfulness and difficulty of her situation, since Lord Popperow's death, had impelled him to a strange but harmless and justifiable expedient for putting her affairs in order. He made known the nature of the Artifice, which, for several reasons, he had tried in the first instance upon Polly Sparks, with complete success. If Mrs. Clover took his advice, she would straight away go into moderate mourning and let it be known that her husband was dead. Reserve as to details would seem strange to no one. Ordinary acquaintances might be told that Mr. Clover had died abroad, friends and relatives that he had died at sea. He hoped she would not be offended by what he had done, as it relieved her from a wretched burden of secrecy, and greatly improved the position of her daughter, Miss Minnie. She need not reply to this letter unless she liked, and he would make an opportunity of calling upon her before very long. A week passed without reply. By discreet inquiry, Gammon learnt that Mrs. Clover had assumed the garb of widowhood, and this was quite enough. There, he said to himself, there's an end of lies, and he shook his shoulders as if to get quite clear of the unpleasant entanglement. For, Mr. Gammon, though ingenious at a pinch, had no natural bent towards falsehood. To be read at almost the same moment of Mr. Clover and Polly Sparks seemed to him marvelous good luck, and in these bitter, sodden days of the early year he was lighter-hearted than for many months. He had heard from Polly. Dear Mr. Gammon, I don't think we are suited to each other, which is better for both parties. I shall send you a wedding card in a few days, and I'm sure I wish you all happiness, and so I remain with my best respects, yours truly, Ms. Sparks. This time Mr. Gammon felt no restraint upon his mirth. He threw his head back and roar joyously. That same day he went to a jeweler's and purchased, for more than he could afford, a suitable trinket, and sent it with a well-meaning note to Polly's address. Winter brightened into spring, spring bloomed into summer. Gammon had paid several visits to the china shop, where all was going very well indeed. Many Clover now spent her evenings almost invariably with the young man, interested in ceramic art. But it never disturbed Gammon to have ocular evidence of the fact. With Mrs. Clover he conversed in the respectfully familiar tone of an old friend, now and then reporting little matters which concerned his own welfare, such as his growing conviction that at quadlings he had found a permanency, and his decision to go no more to Dulwich to sell all his bow-wows to find another employment for leisure hours. But he was not wholly at ease. Time after time he had proposed making a confession to Mrs. Clover.  He grew discontented with his room at Mrs. Bub's. In getting up these bright mornings, he looked with entirely new distaste upon the prospect from his window at the back. Beneath lay parallel strips of ground divided from each other by low walls. These were called the gardens of the houses in Kennington Road, but no blade of grass ever showed upon the black hard-trodden soil. Like fowls ran about among discarded furniture in indescribable rubbish were children, few as well-tended as Mrs. Bub's, played and squabbled under the dropping soot. Beyond rose a huge block of tenements, each story entered from an external platform, the levels connected by flights of iron steps. The lofty roof used as a drying ground by the female population was surrounded with iron railings. Gamin had hitherto seen nothing disagreeable in this outlook, nor had the shrieks and curses which at night too frequently sounded from the huge building ever troubled his repose. But he was growing fastidious. He thought constantly of a clean little street not far from Battersea Park, of a gleaming china shop, of a little parlor which seemed to him the perfection of comfort and elegance. Courage and opportunity came together. He sat alone with Mrs. Clover one Sunday evening, and she told him that many was to be married in six months' time. Gamin bore the announcement very well indeed. He seemed really glad to hear it. Then his countenance became troubled. He dropped awkward sentences. For the burst of honest feeling which made him very red, he at length plunged into his confession. Not a little astonished Mrs. Clover learnt all that had passed between him and Polly Sparks, now Polly Parish. Nothing did he extenuate, but he wronged neither Polly nor himself. There I've got it out. You had to know. Thank goodness it's over. Why did you tell me? asked Mrs. Clover, a flush on her comely face which could not yet smile, though she asked the question with a suggestion of slinus. It seemed only right to make things square, don't you see? I shall know next time I come how you've taken it, and perhaps the next time after that. Mrs. Clover was now smiling, and so gently, so modestly, that Gamin forgot all about his scheme for a gradual approach. He began to talk excitedly, and talked for such a long time that his hostess, who wished him to disappear before Minnie's return, had a length to drive him away. I shall certainly keep on the shop, were her last words before the door opened. I've got used to it, and it'll keep me out of mischief. Her merry little laugh echoed in Gamin's ears all the way home, and for hours after, and when, as he rose next morning, he looked out onto the strips of backyard in the towering tenements, they had lost all their ugliness. By Jorak's, he ejaculated, after gashing his chin with the razor, I'll send Polly a handsome present next Christmas, End of Chapter Twenty-Seven. End of the Town Traveler by George Gissing. Recording by Arnold Banner, Mount Erie, North Carolina.