roblem I don't that's gonna watch that again and ask what the point of that is where Ving Reims removes a tracker that was in Solomon's neck about 45 minutes from this point in the movie we are shown that while removing the tracker Ving Reims also put a new tracker in Solomon's neck but it doesn't matter smash cut to the next scene Tom Cruise is reporting back to the white widow about the minority he captured in espionage terms they call that a minority report so forced so forced he tells white widow that he didn't trust her people so he brought in his own people to capture Solomon but the white widow knows about Ilsa so she thinks that Ilsa killed the form in that Tom Cruise killed so she tells Tom that he needs to bring Ilsa to her if he wants the other two plutonium cores then after that fits in with the theme of the movie this is the problem was there any criticism theory he was just saying what happened explaining how good the film is all right well inadvertently explaining how good the film is yeah I guess whoops all right that Tom Cruise is nearly twice her age he's old enough to be she's they're acting they're acting first off Tom Cruise looks fucking amazing 56 he really does they're acting in a movie and again that she's 30 what what's the problem here he's acting like she's a 12 no so yeah like so what is this matter what why is he being so a just her dad but if Tom Cruise is anything like my dad he's probably a really yeah moving along Ilsa was watching this entire meeting place she follows Tom Cruise along for a little while in another string scene and they finally another string I'm getting what so it's not a string scene it's like critical plot stuff I don't well he's talking about the up until she talks to him it's like I'm assuming when he says string scene he means filler I assume so he's saying that it can be cut which is worth it couldn't be yeah but then it would be Joe you remember the cinematography in that bit finally talk it's gorgeous yeah it's really good and it's and the point of as well as the Tom Cruise realizes she's following him it shows that Tom Cruise is competent but he still wants to talk to her and so they're meeting his friends that apparently are now diametrically opposed and they need to talk that's why it's like it's a bit of tension I don't know someone said someone said come on guys 30 year old women don't go for rich adventurous dangerous exciting and I like that by the way the idea that he's watching Lord the Rings and you know like when it shows it's like panning over a landscape where they're all moving it's like this is a string scene they're just trying to the next action sequence it's a string scene when they're riding no they're riding into battle just be in the battle already just yeah just get to the battle but remember they started the battle off camera so that's bad so don't do that it's getting your car what is this thing all right this is a string scene they're simply connecting action sequences that's gonna be in gadelb 3 gadelb 2 is completed for those in chat you're already planning out next year's April Fool's April Fool's only comes once a year I'm gonna plan this shit the the fucking notes for gadelb 2 are insane like I had to pass through what was essentially paragraphs of just non-connecting sentences so everyone everyone in the chat and everyone that will watch this later eventually if you want to understand the next gadelb you have to watch every single e-fap yes if you have if you've only watched one it's not gonna wonder if they would be like a crazy diehard fan who would play like make a video where they play a clip from the gadelb 2 of me saying something and then the clip from e-fap word originated just I mean there were some references from it seemed like even before e-fap and outside of it I think they were yeah there's definitely a few and then there's a couple of jokes that are literally just made for the video but there's dead someone could definitely pull it off it's like the ultimate e-fap and e-fap encyclopedia she follows tom cruise along for a little while and another string scene and they finally have a chance to talk to each other I love how he says they finally have a chance it's like up to this point there would have been no reason for it to happen you told them that she was like I'm a good guy I'm totally on your team then she tries to kill the person they're trying to get out of the place so now they need to talk like why this is where the plot gets even thicker than being rames himself the human balloon this scene is pretty wacky she's not that fat I would have cut the human balloon part there yeah I was about to say the human balloon is like you're just being redundant with the joke you're trying to make if he was a quick cut after saying it's thicker than being rames and then you cut back to the thing I'd be like I mean he's definitely fat but I mean they're way fatter people out there yeah if someone said I had to put that joke in my terrible mission impossible video and what I would do is I would be like thicker than Vin Reims at least he's able to do things there's fat people when I said that it would be like a quick little scene of him giving like a like surely there's pictures of him giving like a lurid smile or like a wink or something like that Jesus Christ I'm the one that makes fun of I'm an I'm the one defending the sorry well are you are we are we defending the people who can vote twice yes we are I mean fuck this guy might be able to vote three times we don't even know the rules I don't understand the voting multiple times oh it was only one that you went there for is the mock brown one right was it right I can't remember I think I think so well it's our code for someone's fat is that they could vote twice they could they take up two seats of airplane they take up two people they could vote twice it's code you could get away with it was really anyway even thicker than being Reims himself the human balloon this scene is pretty wacky because Tom Cruise just sort of figures everything out just kind of on the spot and then he tells the audience what he figured out you weren't at the ballet to kill so it turns out that she was in the men's bathroom to protect John Lark because she wanted John Lark to extract Solomon Lane so that she could kill Solomon Lane herself because she's been drafted by mi6 to kill Solomon because Solomon used to work for mi6 as well so as a result he knows too much about British intelligence yep so naturally Britain can't have him spilling out their secrets to other countries and if she is able to kill Solomon she will have a chance of living a normal life smash cut to London you just use you said that it was like all he said the plot is gonna get even thicker you read it all out they didn't criticize it there's a lot there's like there could be sort of a lot going on but it's not like complicated well he doesn't say anything just he doesn't criticize it so I guess he thinks it's fine I don't know explaining the problem let's assume that he thinks that's fine we agree before we go on someone pointed out it for anyone that doesn't know what's the guy Solomon Lane he if you recognize him he's the guy from Prometheus who charted out the map of the underground and he was the one that got lost despite being the one that made the map navigator who can't navigate his friend died by touching a snake alien jay it's pointing out a couple other people as well it's like Jack and Eric think this is us we'll think this is be like this is how we do it I'm just like no Solomon she will have a chance of living in a larger smash cut to London the IMF gang meet Alec Baldwin in some catacombs in this scene they discussed their next plan of action Simon Pegg is going to wear Solomon's face I really like pretend to be it's awesome I really like this genuinely I think rags you had the same shit going on when you first watched it from what I could tell I didn't say anything I was like anything but I was like I knew it I had a feeling that you have the squinty eyes you turn your head like wait I love the Solomon Lane does a little like smirk he's like what he's Solomon so that Tom Cruise can hand him off to the white widow without actually handing off the real Solomon Lane but apparently that meeting is a trap meeting is a trap the white widow was working with the CIA she has been since the beginning bargaining for immunity is her stock and trade capturing the plutonium and the Apostles and John Larkbizer a lot of goodwill with the I love that the camera zoom they're supposed to imply that it's like look how confusing this is the idea is the part this is the part where he apparently concocts an entire plot hole that doesn't happen all right well we'll definitely tackle that but I was just gonna say for clarification right so that we get it the idea is the Alec Baldwin is telling all of us that they've successfully framed Tom Cruise and so the CIA lady is waiting for Tom Cruise to give up Solomon Lane and she's gonna capture him as well so that she can be like I've got both of the high targets and the plutonium it's all over and they like but your innocent and John Lark would still be available so it's like we need to come up with a counterplan but let's see which is all a ruse by the way because Alec Baldwin is in on it but let's see how he addresses that meeting is a trap meeting is a trap the white widow was working with the CIA she has been since the beginning bargaining for immunity is why they're not going for her plutonium and the Apostles and John Larkbizer a lot of goodwill with the Americans which leaves me with one huge question why let Tom Cruise and Henry Cavill do the mission at all since everything was already set up the white widow was poised to capture John Lark we don't know yeah we don't know this at the time yeah the meeting hadn't taken place the white widow hadn't met John Lark at that point we don't know what was gonna happen yeah it's too much stuff in the air to assume that they could just go yeah well she's me and him so we can just do it that way somehow Tom Cruise is completely redundant to the mission if he weren't in this mission at all things would have gone a lot smoother it's a massive well he was already a part of the mission in the first place he was the one who's trying to get the plutonium to start with it's his mission yeah yeah yeah it was completely redundant to the mission well they were already shoehorn in a villains yeah they shoehorned in the hero they shoehorned the hero into his own mission at all things would have gone a lot smoother it's a massive plot hole or is it I don't it's a massive plot hole or is it I'm interrupting this review with a little bit of post commentary your sighting screen rant hold on hold on I need to check something what is this the same person the same website that I sent you guys are oh it is okay okay so remember how several days ago I sent both of you Mahler and and Fringy that article from screen yeah that's why Lord of the Rings 25 ridiculous things about Frodo Braggans everyone ignores and the first one is he ignored Gandalf's warnings which is like no he didn't he was quite rude does anyone know what happened to his parents which doesn't matter what happened Frodo's parents yeah they think exactly sister at Jakku maybe that was a good thing anyway this is um this is the reason why you don't cite screen rant for anything so if I remember this he's citing an article that says Solomon Lane set everything up we'll just let it play out before talking about it I guess to believe that Solomon Lane has masterminded this entire movie yeah he set up Tom Cruise's ex-wife to die which I haven't even gotten to yet but you'll see Solomon also knew that Tom Cruise was going to pretend to be John Lark when he met up with the white widow so Tom Cruise assuming the identity of John Lark would then allow Henry Cavill to properly frame Tom Cruise for being John Lark but would also still allow Tom Cruise to simultaneously freeze all this is irrelevant because this is not the plot this is some random articles defense of the plot that he's arguing against so we don't even need like I just feel kind of redundant Solomon from captivity and then Solomon can use this evidence the only question that needs addressing is how did Solomon make this deal with John Lark and it's like I guess he communicated with him from prison in some way maybe ad-hom do you not know what an ad-hom is wait sorry we don't do someone in the chat apparently he thinks that me saying that the screen-rent article was retarded is an ad-hom no it isn't it's literally look not to say about ad-homs is that none of us are stupid enough to use an ad-hom ever an insult with an ad-homonym so like if I say okay such and such and such this is why you're wrong you dumb fuck it's like that's not an ad-homonym it's that's me insulting you after making an argument yeah I feel like we're not gonna read that article because it was made by a fat person you know like anything and it's like well yeah I was about to say it could be relevant if the article is about how fat even even if the article is about how fat people are amazing you'd still have to give it a chance because they really need to figure out that insults and ad-homs yeah the insult is is ancillary to the argument as opposed to the base of the argument that's yeah an ad-hom would be this thing is bad therefore you are a retard calling you a retard as I'm just deconstructing why something is stupid yeah it's not the same thing you're ugly so you're on ad-homonym to dismiss something because the article claims that Walker arranged Hunt to pose John Lark in Grand Palace you know after trying three times to obstruct him during the mission okay so the article is about as ill-informed as the guy who decided to cite that article yeah and like I said the only thing that is called into question is how did Solomon Lane's contact John Lark to make the deal and I'm just like I don't think that's too hard for our espionage agents that have connections to the CIA you know I'm pretty sure John Lark could do that yeah not not a hard reach still allow Tom Cruise to simultaneously free Solomon from captivity and then Solomon can use this evidence against Tom Cruise to put Tom Cruise into captivity and then Solomon can detonate the nukes and Tom Cruise will have to watch from jail and Solomon managed to conceive and initiate this plan off-camera before I think John Lark made the plan all he told John Lark was to frame Ethan Hunt I think there's even a rant where he's like why'd you have to make this a fucking complicated I mean the movie even says that the what I don't remember what word they used to refer to him as but it was Henry Cavill that set up his wife being there not yeah he says I'm a god yeah yeah that was the one so that wasn't Solomon's plan that was John Lark's they literally say that Solomon made the deal as simple as my Apostles will get you the plutonium in exchange for framing Hunt simple yeah the bringing his wife there was not Solomon John Lark's idea yeah and it was I think that was always an insurance policy right it was like if he if Ethan gets to be too fucking annoying we can threaten the wife which he does moving on and initiate this plan off-camera before the movie even began whilst being surveilled why would they fucking show the villain plans on camera before we see them in full like I can't imagine that being beneficial to the film if you know what I mean it I think it would depend cuz it I mean it's not a film well I'm speaking specifically about an espionage movie right spies and all this shit like do we want to know all these villains cuz I'm not I was wondering if you're gonna like jump to like sorrow or something I'd be like no that's more I don't mean no no I was going to reference a dune cuz the beginning of it like the first like 60 70 odd pages it's all just the villains plotting to kill the main characters dad I just I'm picturing like the opening scene is is Solomon in prison and Superman sits down with him he can't tell Superman because otherwise I'll be a reveal and he's just like what I want you to do frame Ethan Hunt you're like okay and I probably say like I think it would have been very badly I was like I think it could be better if this was just something we learned as the movie progressed that that was his plan you know yeah I mean obviously depends on how it's executed but that yeah sound is I can't see how yeah I can't see how it would benefit the film to have done that I guess is my point by multiple governments and none of this is really ever said in the actual movie itself we're supposed to surmise all of that off of one little line of dialogue I help you frame okay you give me the plutonium that's not what you're supposed to get from that line the line is self-explanatory you get the plutonium any time ain't the most contrived I'm so sorry that I hope you frame hunt you give me the plutonium if that ain't the most contrived terrible writing I don't know haven't said you don't know what is you haven't proven how it's contrived yet you've just said what happens yeah Solomon Lane knows every trick in the book and he's super clever and resourceful he's the main like at this point he has no reason to believe that this is Solomon Lane I don't know that I don't know what his issue even is he's just said that it's bad is getting back on track in this scene we learned that Henry Cavill's plot to make Tom Cruise look like a double agent worked so now black lady wants Alec Baldwin to turn Tom Cruise into the CIA and terminate the mission if Tom Cruise happens to Tom refuse what do you think he's here for he's an assassin Erica Sloan's number one plumber you go rogue he's authorized to hunt you down wait a minute he just said her name Erica Sloan why has he been not referring to her by the character name or actress I don't know there is a top comment that says like why'd you keep calling it black woman black lady it's really strange girl cop black lady name an occupation yep that's right Henry Cavill is an assassin he's the black lady's top gun but Tommy doesn't like what's going on here so he knocks Alec Baldwin out and proceeds to go along with his original plan while Tom Cruise and the boys go to meet the white widow Henry Cavill is left behind with Solomon Lane this is where we learn that Henry Cavill has been John Lark the entire time but wait that's not Solomon Lane that's Solomon Pegg star of the hit movie Shana the dead how's that for a slice of fried gold like are these jokes never mentioned Shana the dead again mr. you should have that's thing if it was my video I would have stopped there like it wasn't Solomon Lane it's Simon Pegg because the thing is you you refer to the character and then you refer to the real person yeah a lot of people like that's the world is of course he knows he used the wrong clip as a part of the joke there's no way that's not Solomon Lane that's Solomon Pegg star of the hit movie Shana the dead how's that for a slice of fried gold so now everybody except for the people watching this movie in the audience are all caught up everybody knows Henry Cavill is bad guy including black woman did you get all that Erica I did keep showing clips for your face with her name that's the weird thing is like if I was if I had the movie in like blu-ray quality or at least HD quality like that and I keep using clips that have her name I would probably go back and amend that part to make sure that I use her real name unless it was like a joke name like you know how you rose is Shrek like it's obviously a joke but he doesn't do that for any characters except for her and the cop no I don't think I think girl cop I think he just said that just because that's what he calls cops who are female girl cop well actually no the only one he refers to by name is the white widow oh that's interesting like he doesn't call her evil woman or something maybe he's just a racist I don't fucking know that guy including cuz white widow also doubles as an patient that is true a color and occupation so black woman white widow yeah I mean he just but even knowing all this information she still doesn't trust the IMF so she had a strike team on standby here in the catacombs the entire time Tom Cruz the super spy had no idea about these ten guys that were hanging out here well and they clearly entering we don't know where they came from exactly so let me explain to you how sight works if there's an object in between two other objects one of the objects will be hidden from view so if they're like behind a wall he can't see them that's how vision this is a betrayal they were not they were the ones that they thought they were springing the trap they didn't realize that Sloan had also she doesn't trust anyone there anymore so there would there be no reason to check everywhere in this fucking catacomb let alone outside of it which is probably checker on that corner in case there's a strike team waiting to come in the CIA has prepared for us to double cross our double cross we forgot to check for strike teams I think the one thing we fuck up on all the time every fucking time yeah these ten guys that were hanging out here but there's probably like being quiet because we know that they're not only CIA agents they're apostles as well so the whole thing is to remain as secret as possible yeah it reminds me of when the cinemas in said it's ridiculous that the alien assassin managed to sneak up on vision it's like the alien assassin because ridiculous for that to have okay the alien assassin think about that because apparently Henry Cavill has boys on the inside of the CIA working for him go yep yep as well established to all of the apostles are ex members of governments now how he knew that these masked men were his I imagine this was always a plan B that's the point yeah he if he knows they're part of the strike team and the strike team walks into the room do the math someone said Walker mentions he has an extraction team watch to Benji disguised as Lane in the very previous scene so they literally set this part up yeah I didn't even let me let me get the actual quote for that I'm interested this is such a bad video but yeah so he says I have no way of contacting them for their safety and mine but I do have an extraction team and satellite overwatch a prearrange rendezvous yep yeah don't he has a backup team which he does establish to okay I'm sorry this is even more it either we realize and this is why we appreciate writing so much when people are like a throwaway line you think that'll fix everything it's like it can it really can throw away line can like an a man also sorry in the same way that a throw a throwaway line can it can also save it yeah you know that before the Sahara was a desert cool sorry it's ruined now cool it's really I don't know anyway a big old shootout breaks out and Henry Cavill is about to shoot Tom Cruise but thank Xenu because Alec Baldwin swoops in and saves the day just before getting stabbed and dying right alongside his career it looks like Henry Cavill's weight training I'm sure that his millions and millions and millions of millions of dollars will help Alec Baldwin is doing just fine apparently the guy who's been supplying most of the information I've been reading from the chat said he saw this movie in theaters six times so so he's not happy with is he happy even bored is he happy with our coverage so far southpaw he's he seems to be very happy to keep telling us all the things that he's getting wrong that we might miss I was gonna say thank you because it'll be having even stronger how far you are now and for the rest of the stream and honorary e-fapper yes you're like you're like Theo but you didn't get a voice so it totally makes in our in our chat we have so space oyster said bad video but at least he's getting provable facts wrong rather than saying something like everything is subjective that's the level we're at on e-fab oh he tweeted me before sorry if I've missed the tweet he said I love it making my own video response to this good luck sir oh yeah go for it you don't need my permission because you probably know anyway but you're welcome to use any of the points we've we've used was that southpaw that said that yes yes good luck with that it's because there's plenty to work with in this video paid off because he decides to grab ving reims and drag him but ving reims gets Henry in the neck with a tracking dart then he runs away and he escapes and he calls in a who's been using the tracking dirt up to this point even acknowledges that he calls in his second strike team oh dear rip ving reims and drag him but ving reims gets Henry in the neck with a tracking dart then he runs away and he escapes and he calls is like a spy to everything there is this weird element where he's describing the plot elements and I don't know whether or not I'm supposed yeah like I'm like is this a criticism or is it not I'm like reims is the one who was using the tracking dart before so it makes sense that he would kind of use it to defend himself in a pinch I thought it was really cool because it doubles up it's not only a thing we go what the fuck do you do to me but it's also like oh shit you can track him now too yeah it shows that these are competent characters in the neck they're not here just for supporting in comic relief like they can defend themselves they can help then he runs away and he escapes and he calls in a second strike team to continue fighting Ethan then Henry Cavill just continues to briskly walk to his extraction zone that he had already set up he's literally said yeah he is briskly walking because if you start running around that's how you draw attention to yourself like if you're if you if you're out if you're driving on the road and you realize that you accidentally left your wallet at home you don't speed home to go and get it you obey the speed limit and he's clearly got shifty eyes throughout the whole sequence of it walking away he's just like yep I'm a normal dude normal day yeah just me this is what insights that famous foot chase scene where Tom Cruise broke his ankle while the foot chase itself I didn't know that interesting man he continues he keeps doing all of his it makes the actions so it does because it means you can actually have it all tight and up close without having a master you know Tom Cruise Tom Cruise is one weird dude he's done so he is an amazing actor I respect a man who does his own stunts I've never broken my ankle I respect my own stunts there's a Scientology I mean what oh see no self is neat this scene really bothers me because I know that Tom Cruise is alive and could potentially be on his tail the second strike team that he called in should have immediately alerted him and told him that Tom Cruise has left the catacombs and is now chasing Henry probably busy fighting for their lives I'm busy I mean either way the only thing that I could even if he was right all you're suggesting would mean that Henry should have escaped easily that he already does you know I mean yeah like this doesn't change anything even if they if they told him hey Tom Cruise is on your fucking tail he'd be like okay yeah and I it's not I think I would call this a nitpick it's valid but it doesn't do anything yeah it's it's a distinction without a difference really I don't know so how do we know that they didn't tell him something they could have like what different what difference would it make he can't run because it would intentions draw communicate yeah it would draw attention right towards him and he's in a crowd of people there's everyone walking around he might not necessarily know that he's been tracked people are cool yeah for easily sounds like a total thing yeah no I I don't really I don't see how that changes anything Cavill he should be booking at the very least he shouldn't be leaving this door wide open so that anyone can just yeah that's kind of yeah it's kind of again yeah I give him that but the problem is that if if this scene ended up the Tom Cruise shot him through the head or stopped him I'd be like yeah the only reason that happens is because all these different things don't happen but it doesn't change anything like the the wait now does the door close on its own eventually and Tom I was watching it last night no the door he just leaves it open and my media thought was yeah I'm gonna close it yeah but I'll allow him that I don't know I haven't gone yeah that's fairish building it's clearly locked he's got the key anyway Tommy C catches up with Henry C but Henry can't kill Tom Cruise yet because Solomon conveniently has plans for Tom conveniently it's not the entire premise of the fucking deal so so plans are convenient now it's just how convenient it is that characters want things how convenient is that how convenient that the bad guy who doesn't like Tom Cruise and wants to fuck with his life just happened to make a plan that would fuck with his life wow plans are convenient now we've already passed the scene where he gives you it blatantly it's like you get me the plutonium I frame hunt it's like wow how convenient that he wants to not kill hunt when he's trying to do the plan of frame hunt Bruce how can you possibly say that a plan is the whole point of a plan is to create convenience it's the orchestrate events so to be prepared for things what an odd it's all yeah can't kill Tom Cruise yet because Solomon conveniently has plans for Tom Cruise and if Tom Cruise tries to kill Henry Cavill somebody somewhere in the world is going to kill Tom Cruise's ex-wife from mission no that's still married no no I don't think so she's got a yes yeah she got a husband whatever yeah Jake Joel no three this is this is literally the movie up can't just say that yeah yeah but what's the problem the door I guess so I don't know anything somebody somewhere in the world is going to kill Tom Cruise's ex-wife from mission impossible three you know what this video is like half like what it's doing right now it's making me think even better of this move yeah because he's explaining the plot and how it makes sense yeah all the defenses we've had to bring in are essentially revealing just how thought out a lot of these things were so it makes you appreciate it boy yeah I don't understand like so is his is his question that they found his wife because it's like yeah well the high-ranking members of the CIA so they have access to information that's what the Apostles are like okay is the question that it's ridiculous that someone would be able to kill here I have no idea what his criticism is anybody got any cavill somebody somewhere in the world is going to kill Tom Cruise's ex-wife I don't know I don't know I mean I guess he considers it like it's unreasonable that's the villain is competent and plans ahead literally the movie up to this point which mind you is one hour and 40 minutes into the movie okay we get nothing of substance or consequence we've been literally pointing out all of the substance that you keep washing over okay but to be fair this scene ain't bad we're finally treated to something of weight even then the part of the movie is still pretty expositorial and not particularly well rich so when they're planning for what they're gonna do to try and defeat the villains it's expositorial I don't know why wasn't it before there's no consistency here don't he likes the Oscar bait scene I just I mean I like the scene it's nice to make Ving Reims act instead of having him just say Ethan go that way Ethan do this and this scene he has to admit that he's the reason that everybody's gonna die like wow that's interesting but the idea that it's expositorial I'm just like is any scene where anyone explains anything expositorial does it is how this works it seems extremely arbitrary and it doesn't seem to be based on any set of criteria but at least it's a decent little bit of character building and here we also learn that Ilsa has a thing for Tom Cruise and Tom Cruise is attracted to me I got a thing for men who do their own action sons yeah I mean he does his own sex scenes he does his own talking scene he does everything he even has his own religion despite the fact that he is 21 years younger than he is this is a movie it's not real they're actors they're playing roles what is it with him he's like this 30 year old like what is this she's a fucking adult she could decide who she wants to kiss in a movie that she is acting it I don't think they kissed I don't think this movie Jesus Christ they get paid millions of dollars to pretend to like each other but the thing is though like even if it was in real life who cares like who gives a shit yeah like hash tag love what do you think about it who doesn't want to be with Tom Cruise I can picture a me shoe between that out it then Tom Cruise just replies to it saying no yeah anyway yeah so the actors have different ages this is a problem Rames tells us that Tom left his ex wife because he felt like he needed to continue being an IMF agent and wanted to keep the I don't know if you want to you want to address that will stigma said didn't you constantly refer to black mantas race and make lots of black jokes whenever my mantra is father-on-screen yeah so I guess they're trying to say that referring to the black ladies a black lady in this video means there's no joke well first off I'm pretty certain I referred to black manta is black manta like throughout almost the entire video I mean I absolutely did say oh yeah the black man tries to save his dad as he's being crushed by the stupid torpedo but I also refer to him as black manta throughout most of that video that's a mix in the next I mean there was like an actual implied joke there I was about to say there's no joke in this video he just keeps saying the black lady while showing clips of her name it's like okay it's it's because if there was a joke here I wouldn't have an actual I mean at the end of the day it's not really that big of a problem since his arguments are more of a problem but I just don't understand why he's doing it is the thing anyway yeah hopefully that what they were looking for the firm penis despite the fact that she is 21 years younger than he is Ving Reims tells us that Tom left his ex-wife because he felt like he needed to continue being an IMF agent and wanted to keep the world safe but just between you and me I think that Tom Cruise dumped the bitch because she turned 40 but that's enough of that because now we need another exposition dump about how the bombs work and how to disarm the bombs in order to set up the big climax after that Tom Cruise bumps into his ex-wife and you know what I like this scene as a longtime fan see so he is pointing out things that are positive or at least things that he likes skipped over so much when I'm 42 yeah but he skipped over so much of the things in the film that are good we're not even halfway through this video and he's almost end of the yeah it'll be interesting to see how this plays out end of this franchise jay just said that's why he kept breaking up the ages it was a setup for the joke that wasn't funny well he tried I always wanted closure between these two and this movie provides that it's honestly believe it or not probably what I like most about this movie she even goes in there and helps the actually say no this this relationship with his wife getting closer I guess someone said wow Tom Cruise looks younger younger than who the 35 year old oh well I think it funny enough Michelle Moynihan is if that's her name or however you pronounce it I feel like she's the youngest looking out of all the ones he's been referencing and she's like the oldest out of all the women apparently he looks good for her age but so does Tom Cruise she looks great I want this shit out of her there you go me too please she even goes in there in that tent with all the sick people oh yeah being rams disable the nukes since he couldn't fit his inflamed dinosaur hands into that small little compound dinosaur why wouldn't you go with sausage what if he just has normal person hands it's just really small I'm pretty sure she uses a tweezers or something this is like even a joke where he says like can you pick up the pliers and then she says what and he's like the things with the red grip implanting that it's not her fingers that are useful here it's just her being an extra set of hands yeah but he only has two hands and I think he said he can't let go of something it was for a joke anyway he just wanted to say that Vingrams was fat again because that's really funny disable the nukes since he couldn't fit his inflamed dinosaur hands into that small little compartment he needed her tiny little snow piercer hands to get the job done no he needed an extra pair of hands he said he needed her snow piercer has it shows a clip of her using a tool like okay he literally says he can't let go of the wire yeah it was for a joke yeah that's it yeah I knew there was a line in there that was like that's why Simon Pegg and what's her face at the end they have to work together to get the speaking of which I know what I'm doing after the stream it was one of the only two parts of the movie that had any character or tension what do you mean what excuse me any character attention that's but you said you like the part where Vingrams talks to her about he's the reason oh yeah say that you wait did he say it's one of the only or the only disabled the nukes since he couldn't fit his inflamed dinosaur hands into that small little compartment he needed her tiny little snow piercer hands to get the job done it was one of the only two oh he says one of the only two there you go all right all right he's still wrong but at least he's consistently wrong he's consistently wrong parts of the movie that had any character or tension her knowing nothing about their situation really helped to ground this scene Benji come in we're almost at the fuse we need to find that other bomb now did you just say other and as far as the plot goes that's pretty much it the rest of this movie is basically just the big climax tom cruise flies a helicopter which is about the last 10 minutes of the movie is through the wall what a plot I wish my climax was 10 minutes it's just the climax flies a helicopter which is awesome Solomon I actually want to write that one down it's a very tall little thing to say the last 10 minutes of the movie are just the climax it's like mm-hmm punches through the wall like Jason Voorhees and pulls Ilsa through it despite the fact that his arms are about as muscular as my dogs ultimately he of course oh I didn't know he saw you could see his arms through that jacket I'm gonna say those arms don't look that thin but okay yeah they don't seem unusual to me and he's established as an agent of the CIA what I'm tied up like a little pig am I some cruise yes sorry it's a very bad cartographer I mean you should know that you live in I don't live here by six ultimately he of course loses the fight he gets tied up like a little piggy sorry but uh I just want to he's glossing over everything uh the fight with him back and forth thing between Ilsa and Simon Pegg was fucking awesome yeah I thought that was really cool how Simon Pegg sacrifices his footing to help in the fight yeah really good stuff Tom Cruise crashes his helicopter into Henry Cavill's helicopter then they fight on top of this giant rock of ages everyone else including Ethan's age is why rock of ages uh not a reference well no it's just rock it's like they're on a rock oh here's a movie that has the word rock in it rock of ages like he could have gone anywhere with that he could have said they fight on a rock they could have they they fought on a Dwayne Johnson that could have been the he could have just said he could have just said they fight on a rock and it was like just a topographical map of the country of Iraq all right look I'm just this is off the top of my fucking head people go kill yourself looking the bombs with their eyes wide shut of course they succeed and together they prevented Casimir ending rock of ages into I guess that's the connection yeah that's what I thought your question was why just related to that oh no I didn't I didn't know Tom Cruise was in rock of ages he's gotta get them in there dude they're funny cashmere from being nuked into oblivion after that we get our nice sweet happy ending we learn here that his ex-wife is happy well almost a given closure between these two characters but pretty much all of the apostles are still at large except for bad guy who is now being given to the white widow who am I six who I guess the white widow is also she is a broker yes this was established she has good faith with CIA the IMF have Solomon they are dealing with the white widow to give to CIA we this is stuff that happens in the movie affiliated with there's that cut back to Tom Cruise who is bed ridden and is desperately afraid that his dinner is going to be overcooked the ribs what's the ribs fade to credits and that's pretty much it that's the plot to this entire movie pretty simple and easy to follow huh why did you have to make this kind of so fucking complicated I just remember you get one f for PG-13 and I liked it you only got the one see gonna use it well that's what it is I remember the use of it in Alita Fringy yeah dude it's like the most unearned it caught me off guard I was like oh what what it was right after the scene where she dipped her fingers in this random puppy's oh yeah like it on her face so that was something that was be some pivotal moment I was gonna I was wondering you know because you see it in the trial I'm like how's it gonna be and when it was dog I'm like what really just some random puppy killed off screen to establish that the bad guy we already bad guy is actually a really bad guy because he killed a dog it worked in John Wick so yeah at least in John Wick it was like okay it was we cared about the dog he wasn't even a dog it was just some random dog she saw for like 13 seconds of the film and it worked in Iron Legend in John Wick it was yes dog yeah we got a whole movie with the dog I mean it was so stupid did people defend that scene it was dumb I mean I'm I'm eager to see if the manga actually better or if that's even what happens in the manga but I mean isn't the track record that the the manga is better than the uh than the the film usually I don't know I saw a lot of people saying that it was accurate to the manga which I'm hoping is not the case don't upset about John Wick I'm not upset about John I love John Wick is awesome um but Moeller doesn't like John Wick too and uh I'm still trying to convince him otherwise I love John Wick too yeah I'll make a video one day I really do hate that film and it's precisely probably because why you guys like it oh oh dear oh dear the manga doesn't have the dog scene I'm sure it doesn't no so they added the stupid scene oh my god uh you know I love it when people are like it's just like the manga and then the people that have read the manga they're like not what are you talking about I have a friend who has read at least some of the original manga and um he said that they trammed like the first five story act uh story arc sorry in the mo in the movie yes it does condense it down you know that's one of which kind of explains a lot I mean if they again that movie could have been good if it was three hours long instead of two they'd just be like let's let's not develop anything and hope that people like it and unfortunately people do so anyway back to we're about to enter into the second portion I have no idea what this video is going to do I'm kind of interested the ribs what's the ribs fade to credits and that's pretty much it that's the plot to this entire movie pretty simple and easy to follow why did you have to make this so fucking complicated I tried my very best to make the plot to this movie as palatable as possible and it was quite a struggle to do that because like I said earlier they packed an entire 12 hour one one thing that's interesting is that he is he's a he has a big focus on how complicated and hard to follow the plot is but everybody almost universally loves this film apparently people are okay with it I guess he thinks that they don't realize they don't understand what's happening I guess so it's just that's interesting but okay our story into a two hour and 20 minute movie but I'm certain that at this point a lot of people in the comments are going to be calling me an idiot for not being able to follow this movie's plot well I mean well you kind of lied about the plot and made up a hole that wasn't there you're not an idiot if you can't follow the plot but you're just an idiot wouldn't be able to follow the first time through it wasn't until I went through the movie with a fine tooth comb that I was able to you went through it with like a really broken fine tooth comb don't believe you went through it with a pee you went through the film's plot with a toothpick he was like poking at things like he just dragged it there's a fine tooth comb like no like this video this video is going to just act as harm to us because our opposition are going to use videos like this and be like this is what mall are rags so it's good that we're covering it then right yeah so you can be like this is how we we would respond to what people would be like this is what ball does like what ball doesn't agree with it so also did he say tooth or tooth let's have a look it wasn't until I went through the movie with a fine tooth comb that I was able to fully grasp all of the moving pieces and don't get me wrong I hated you didn't grasp it you literally didn't grasp it these are dumbed down firmly possible is just too complicated for its own good it's so unbelievably messy could you imagine your grandma trying to comprehend mission impossible could you imagine your grandma trying to i don't know why my grandma wouldn't watch this I can't imagine my grandma fucking got freaky with my grandpa which made my parents and they did the horizontal hokey pokey and then I came about because of that but I know it happened mm-hmm what's your point um the point is you know actually I forgot I was thinking about my grandma fucking so I uh I think I lost he's he makes a good point grandparents might not like this film old people old possibly senile people might not follow along is he insulting grandma someone in the chat put in a wolf a dog a frog in a skull wolf dog frogs what is this you're a you're a frog now free all right okay oh I get it he had to get a grip this is the closest I could wrong I see could you imagine your grandma trying to comprehend mission impossible fallout her brain would just get scrambled see you later grandma the first time I oh man I wish this he could hire a comedy person to oh god someone's calling a comedian now a comedy person blessed frog what have you done I just pointed it out I didn't I mean that's how jj biggs was born grandma all right everyone fringy's new name is frog did the ill pen no it's not the ill person nauseated face nauseated frog sick frog hashtag sick no not no I'm not I'm not there's there's a kid there's some confusion in with when I was going on on my tangent about my my relatives relations as well not not don't don't misconstrue that as my grandparents made my the two my two same grandparents made both of my parents so oh yeah don't don't misconstrue that I I thought that you would be able to well you all from the south I am from I am from arkansas however if there are any immense genetic defects that um that they haven't reached me quite yet dude you think there's such a thing as objective art critique like you're clearly fucked your brain is all messed up noodles noodles just get scrambled the guess so what's it I am the godfrogger hey frog mill froggy froggy make some videos come on froggy yeah frog you hop to it come on teenage me a ninja frog beautiful speaking of spy grandma we're gonna keep calling you froggy until you make a video speaking um fringy is your is your spy frog name pond and james pond he's not denying it so come on froggy make a video is this what it's become now it's just well look we're gonna bully you until you make a video that's my left let me do this why are we here just a summer let let the man hang himself with his own video jeez every night i can feel my arm the first time i watched my frog legs if poor froggy alone they have this kind of tree would just get scrambled i don't you're right see you later grandma the first time i watched this i never had any clue what was going on in this movie there are like five different oh beowen beowen please draw froggy draw froggy beowen look we've taken four hours to get to this point you have plenty of time draw froggy as a frog boy he's gonna have to he's gonna have to be obligated to wear that until he makes a video oh beowen does actually have any law by the way um should i should i should we should should we look at should we do like a half time do super chats look at that and i mean i figure we're at the point with this show now that we all always do super chats at the end um do you want me to keep because there's two memes one of them is beowen's uh should we keep them for the end or now i kind of want to see it now okay what we got we got a stream for at least two more hours so beowen can finish the frog so would we call rags to get them to release another video a new video is going to be out uh probably tomorrow i think i finished i can wrap this up tonight and i also do reviews on exclusively games so yeah it was that's one of those a week how's that going by the way pretty good it's all by twitter i don't even solid argument slay twitter man and lie it what just strange okay um all right then this this is this is the one that's how man that's how misa will win not watching who i hate watching bad luck that writers got some uh pretty hefty titties oh god yeah does this ain't two percent on them as well oh god what's what's the uh what's the video there what's what's that and just want to lord of the rigs oh lord of the rig jj is throwing it out we got jj rose binks horrifying jj tco banks writing his rhino well often titties jay still in chat i wonder if he would have something to say uh but yeah boop boop and yeah so he said that there's uh well i'll just i'll just throw him back this i never had any clue what was going on in this movie there are like five different factions stupid he's like there are like five different factions and i'm like yes there are yep pretty easy to follow is that play jay says he has many many things to say jj tinks that's what it is well welcome world of which never appear on camera so his complaint here is the apostles and the mi6 are not seen on screen when she's a part of the mi6 so i don't see how that's not counted and we see the apostles several times like the the group of men that work for john lark see a lot of them i don't maybe he means we don't see them planning things room if you know what i mean yeah we are in the locker room i guess i don't like i don't i don't really know what the point here is uh yes we don't oh it's like uh it's ironically the what we're doing do you like it for you guys yeah you're like if you're broke up like six times in that sentence oh jesus christ broke up like six times just like tom cruz you got it that was main you shouldn't have said that what if he saw this what would he think of you now then we we've been defending him all the way up and you know as my witness john lark isn't a parcel is he not oh well he hired them but he shares their views i believe so you could possibly consider him an apostle but he's not as if but like he's that how it works yeah he's got a red lightsaber but he's not as if if you're allied you're the same as each other effectively that's how it works i get i'm just i don't i don't really know what he wants is he's like do you wanted to see them planning things is that what he wanted well then he he hasn't that's the thing he he wants to see them planning things but whenever they plan things then he has you with it well i'd say that his goals seem to align with the apostles in terms of what he wants because remember manifesto yeah exactly like um causing havoc in a certain sense and also it's sort of is beneficial to him because he wants to screw over ethan because he he got him you know before yeah again uh i'm just waiting for him to make a point in this movie there are like five different factions at play two of which never appear on camera is on camera all the time because they are he said the apostles in the mi6 are not on camera no no no go back he grayed out i am the apostles are literally plight back again he says two of which are not on screen and graze out three uh can we go away yeah can we go back i want to see which absolutely yeah see you later grandma the first time i watched this i never had any clue what was going on in this movie there are like five different factions at play two of which never appear on camera but mi6 is on camera because she is represented this is what i mean i don't understand what his point is because we see the apostles several times too but i don't know if he means we don't see them planning things is that what he's getting at every time every time the apostles attack the apostles don't i don't get it i don't it's like it whenever information is shown green he's like oh never shown on screen he complained said it's not shown it's like is there anything that can like actually please him beyond like i don't know paying attention to the movies since he just got like everything wrong by you know we've never seen tom cruise have lunch through this entire movie hungry by the helicopter scene no that would be a plot hole because you'd have to have him go to toilet then as well yeah hey humans have to eat hold on guys uh i just gotta take a shit and then it just shows them sitting there for like three or four minutes just waiting yeah what have you been up to benji oh uh you know i've been watching some netflix all right anything good uh no not too much they pull out their nintendo switches and start playing mario in that universe this video is like this is a string scene to connect us to the next action scene i don't know man it establishes that he's pooping factions at play two of which never appear on camera so i was constantly asking myself wait who's that guy wait why are they it's not the film's fault if you can't remember people's names and who they work for i'm sorry it's not the film's fault here again wait hang on so who what because this movie why would he put the who what when showing the police officer in france was that hard to understand that's girl cop girl cop that's uh you can't definitely myself wait who's that guy wait why are they here again wait hang on so who what because this movie constantly just dumps you with exposition just because you said they dump exposition in two or three scenes doesn't mean they constantly dump exposition by your own judgment constantly another word that's gonna get fucked isn't it constantly means it happens all the time or not all the time there's constantly helicopter chaser were you fully sure what was going on all times no never your context of that yeah but that's that's how it works with a lot of films when they were talking about it infinity war they i remember even the rooso said very few people know the story from start to finish and also the actors don't know there's so many ways you can break that down they don't have the actors don't have a mood to watch yeah this is what i mean it's like it's the snot you know how people are really snot it cuts like you do not understand how films are put together there was a lot of stuff and they don't film films in chronological yeah that's another problem and simon peg wasn't even in every scene in every scene he don't really know i suppose you could be like but he read the script didn't he it'd be like yep it's still things but the script isn't the final cut i mean look they filmed all three lord of the rings films at once in the span of like a year like a half it was like it was like 400 something days i think it was it was more than a year i don't remember the exact number wow impress impressively fast i i know that they filmed all three movies at the exact same time which is why they all look so consistent with one another mm-hmm like you know how yeah something has better just the but that's the thing we're seeing all these kind of arguments but it's like we don't even know what that was about in that clip you know so it could have been anything could be like do you know what's even going on in relation to the red carpet and he has no no i have no idea like i'm assuming it's about the film and it's plot whatever but simon peg not understanding what's going on yeah how would he know how do you know what simon peg i there's scenes without him in it you realize he's not the other thing is in the interviewer laughs it almost seems like simon peg was saying it to make him laugh you know i like it was a joke because simon peg is a comedian yeah i would like to know the context of the question and tell me that simon peg might very much is not definitely doing this to make a joke remember multiple faces he's literally twisting who certain people are affiliated with and oh wait have i not gone back far enough is it right here oh wait that was that was a poor screen i want to do though who's that guy wait why are they here again wait hang on so who what because this girl constantly just dumps you with exposition fully sure what was going on all times no never even smicks at the end of it like come on buddy stupid joke you're expected to remember multiple faces you're expected to remember multiple things you are expected to be able to distinguish different human beings from one another that is correct well so every single movie in the history of filmmaking congratulations buddy oh you know all white people they look the same okay here we go let hey man look it can be tough i don't know remember multiple faces several well who's several names several names really uh let's go it on to several names watching infinity war you have to remember several faces and several names ladies is that i was like batman i'm the almond look at this look at this here's the red guy so have you guys got the poor screamers all the right in yeah so you got i don't oh let me play it a little bit oh i'm sorry you got it now i don't you guys i don't oh shit hang on let me i'll pull it back actually wait can one of you guys pull it back to 2040 just to make sure i can do it and then i'll pause it as soon as he does it so we can all look at it 2040 okay here's 2039 movie constantly just dumps you with exposition will you fully show what was going on all times no never you're expected to remember multiple faces several names who's certain all right can everyone see it all right yeah good so Solomon Lane in charge of the apostles the answer to that is yes made John Locke frame Ethan Hunt yes that's in the film it's part of their deal masterminded the entire plot like jigsaw no you got that from an article did everything while imprisoned you had one meeting with John Locke apparently at some point which is feasible because John Locke is high up in the cia okay good very easy what a white widow ties with the cia yes that is made explicit several times by the way it's very possible that lark was the one who went to land yes and then you got broker for the apostles it's like she's a broker in general she connects buyers governments everything she's very well connected ties with the mi6 yes yeah it's like knows that Tom Cruz pretending to be John Locke possibly i don't know that we we get confirmation or even implication of that i don't know why that's a question at the end it's possible she learns at the end but by then it's fine she knows uh John Locke has what they want not an apostle well it wouldn't matter if he is or not identifying himself as an apostle he shares their interests and he's hired them so or why that's he might as well be yeah up to a cia agent slash assassin yes it's literally declared i had the apostles to obtain plutonium but got swept up into Solomon's plan no it's gets the apostles to get in plutonium in exchange for Solomon's plan of framing Ethan Hunt hell bent on destroying societies we know it uh no he thinks that blowing up high populated areas will cause society to unite great suffering brings a great peace whatever it is yes corrupted cia agents from within or hide his own crew it's corrupted cia agents he makes up very clear couldn't shave his mustache fair enough yeah um what i'm trying to say is like this is designed to make you look at it and go oh my god yeah there's so much wow all these words i don't have nearly enough time in this film this movie to read all of these words and it's like all this is just in the film i don't know what to say it's like yeah it's just like yeah someone said all around me are faces unfamiliar face all around me are unfamiliar face multiple names to remember multiple faces several names who certain people are affiliated with several names he said that not just two but several when you write that you need to make it more explicit like i think his implication is we need to remember pictures of people's faces is that what he's going for but even then uh you don't need to remember them and one of them is a fucking character from the previous film yeah it's a weird fucking comment to make several ladies of black races who certain people are affiliated with and all of this stuff is only on screen for like two seconds i thought you said you were annoyed at how long the exposition dumps were how long does it take for you to recognize a face exactly i just i just what does he want what does he want it's too long already but it's too short to remember anything okay or is just very briefly mentioned on top of that there are some plot conveniences and there are that's not a convenience if it doesn't make anything happen that didn't happen anyway hold on hold on can you go back like three seconds and pause at that part where he's opening the door two seconds or is just just notice briefly mentioned on top of there look tom cruz is running for him even if he does shut the door it's not gonna matter he can just wrench it opened real quick well his argument is that he should shut and lock it because he has the key okay i guess you can lock well yeah but then you never know if he's gonna be able to lock him before tom cruz gets there this is probably the only like one of very small tiny things you could even call i don't see how this is a plot convenience because it doesn't make anything convenient happen he's going to lose him so he leaves the door open you're like oh so tom cruz can catch him it's like no he still loses him so let's assume that tom cruz yeah tom cruz loses him anyway let's assume that tom cruz doesn't get in there and he just pounds on the door angrily and superman flies away yeah yeah the same exact result yeah how does that actually change the plot what would be a convenience is if the writer said fuck he's got the key to open this door so he should lock it it's like just have him forget to do it and tom cruz can catch him that would be a convenience cruz can shoot the lock off yeah doesn't have a gun it's a point the wire mess makes the thing is that the scene previously establishes that he runs out of ammo in his gun doesn't pick up another one before he sprints off so many criticisms of this film are terrible for that there are some but we got the door and there are major plot points that happen off camera you can't just okay you know what we didn't see aragon's birth in lord of the rings it happens off camera a lot of things it's a war where he was with um fayden's dad i think it's all very like loads of things happen off camera in lord of the rings you know it's convenient lego last has the right amount of arrows to kill everything he needs to kill except for that time where he didn't have enough air listen it's just it's the nature of plans that whenever a plan happens it is assumed that the plan was in the past made it's like i'm trying to think of a rule here like the only time is bad when it's off camera is when something that we need explained takes place like we need a reason for the thing to have started overseas it's just like this yeah that's the thing they cut out like fucking decades of information for like fags um not everything needs to be on camera if ever we've implied that we apologize because that's just this is not this is not it chief well that's basically the straw man of the the argument against a lot of the e-fab stuff yeah well you need everything it's like patrick willam's video about plot holes are not always bad would be a pretty good like counter to this video if you pick the these ones specifically but it this still is shit video but you know what i mean is only on screen for like two it's like this dude aimed to just make the straw man that patrick made a reality yeah or is just very briefly mentioned on top of that there are some plot conveniences and there are major plot points that happen off camera that are rectified with just a line or two come that are fixed with a line because it fixes it that's not a problem if it's fixed he's dumb it's you're just supposed to take everybody at their word and it's all tell and no show what you just what uh well what do you mean it's all tell and no show first off can we just get this out of the way tell not show is not necessarily bad it depends on how it's done yes and you're already wrong there's a ton of show not tell in this movie you complain about it when it happens and then when they do tell not show you complain about that too he doesn't even literally making conclusions as if he's proven these you know like but when we said when we when jack was criticizing my uh my lengthy plot analysis and we said that the point of it is evidence so when you make conclusions you're drawing from all of the evidence he just says this exposition in scenes and now his conclusions are there's loads of exposition it's like you haven't proven it you've just said that's the case he just said a problem in this movie we have to take everyone on their word it's like what are we doing in your video right now man if this guy actually comes on e-fap he's not gonna have a fun time i mean it'll be interesting yeah it'll be interesting for i kind of want to have what's his name southpaw like just call him out on it maybe we should just get him on southpaw i had that guy yeah southpaw probably i will just watch the final off camera that i just thought we'll be here to collect this that's in a few hours i just had somebody on twitter have a picture of a frog with the the eye things from my avatar put on it thanks guys thanks a bunch you ruined everything oh you ruined everything beowyn's gonna ruin it all oh so i'm sorry beowyn i don't mean ruin i mean make everything better make everything you thought you'd be walking to this din of memes and leave unscathed like the solo sailor just said southpaw was in the chat at baller's like wait we're aware of him so deep i've been quoting him for the past couple hours blessed frog may he hop forever the the cards that we couldn't quite read in that meme by the way the guy sent me uh blavich sent me the actual card for it was jjbig's writing the write out it says a simple farmer that obtained a secret to harvesting the greatest beverage known to man change the simple farmer um you know i just realized fringy your original drawing it wasn't a sperm cell it was a tadpole and that tadpole turns into a beautiful you got me you figured out we have law yeah yeah there were it yeah confirmed by fringing himself for the frog oh no no what is this cannot be unsaid hashtag for you the frog oh lesson for the pipe but of the frog would have to join forces and let me guess in chat now that's gonna be all over the place yeah i see frogs jesus you see frog is praying all around me are familiar frogos off camera that are rectified with just a line or two you're just supposed to take everybody at their word and it's all tell and no show the plot is fringy are you going are you going to kermit suicide uh all right so as convoluted as it is because the plot had to be written around several pre-existing action scenes you know what that could have been the reason a film is convoluted but this film isn't so your your assessment of what the problem is just it's just irrelevant it would be like me saying this pipe is leaking because the house was hit by a missile and you go the pipe's not leaking well i guess let me i don't know i i could probably give an example of what he is saying but correct you know even more fair two is a mess and the reason why it's a mess is because you can very clearly see the set pieces that they wanted and then that's like fuck how do we do this uh whatever yeah they gotta go to brazil they gotta chase him on a favela oh we're gonna have a we're gonna have americans fighting russians in washington dc uh how do you intend on explaining that like oh they're just to save with everything with this module oh we want to shoot out in an airport and it's like oh how do we do that oh well they're bad guys so you know it's easy as weisen just said as well lock being bad is revealed by the phone that is show don't tell it's like nah it ruins the narrative that's this thing he's completely insistent he doesn't like show don't tell and he doesn't like tell don't show one of the there's a comment in his video that i 100% agree with right now one of the top comments is like thanks for making me like this movie more and it's like yeah i do like this this movie's better than i thought it was now i've been thinking through all of it actually having to argue in favor of this movie has made me appreciate it so much more like good job this could it would be close it would easily be my top five of 2018 i'm just not sure if i place it first we live in a world where fallout did fallout win any oscars no uh no black panther won three so that makes me so fallout wasn't even nominated for best cinematography because remember there's nothing impressive about being able to jump it you know there's nothing impressive about that action movie you're stupid nothing impressive about your actor learning how to fly a helicopter just to do and set piece of the movie wait he actually learned how to fly it yes he did that wasn't that wasn't cgi that was real he learned how to fly a helicopter well i i didn't think that it was CGI i just thought it was like they had him and like dude when he does all the stunts that's he does all the stunts he learned how to fly a helicopter for this movie i will double check but i'm pretty sure black panther won three oscars and they weren't a green screen for most of it i want to die that is that is the worst thing i have ever heard i love that he opens this video saying like jeremy charts gave it the number one spot 2018 we're like yes yeah not i i'm actually like retract like this having to do this dream has made me actually put mission impossible follow as not only subjectively my favorite movie of last year but objectively probably the best movie of last year yeah until you see whatever else came out right oh yeah all the art house movies that no one cares about sure no i mean i really like the favorite i wouldn't mind watching that would you see what you think oh i i haven't even heard it exactly there's a couple movies i haven't seen still from 2018 that are recommended but yeah it's uh it's just i guess this is the worst video you guys have covered on e-fap i don't think anything's going to beat jack saint for a while jack saint was definitely the worst yeah like that it was malicious so like this isn't malicious with air attacks on both of those were way worse than this yeah this one is just really inaccurate this is this is back to what we usually get on e-fap where people are just poorly representing media tiaro as well tiaro was really bad yep um what i will give you is that this is a really bad representation of what the movie is uh like probably the worst i've seen i don't think i've seen anyone else's video and for even this is worse than yms is by far because yms is so vague about a lot of things what about moving like like remember how yms completely concocted a scene that was not in the movie i don't yeah i still wonder what he was talking about with that one there you go southpaw respond to him as well double whammy you can be the new shinobi but not crazy the plot is as convoluted mom their action figures modified with just a line or two you're just supposed to take everybody out their word and it's all tell and no show the plot is as convoluted as it is because the plot had to be written around several pre-existing action scenes like i said at the beginning of the video they think of the action scenes first then they assemble a plot a lot of problems there's nothing necessarily wrong with starting with something and working for it all i mean what how else do you mean even like i said man whatever the longest and greatest stories that i'm aware of start with an idea specific idea and you build everything around it i mean the inspiration for lord of the rings was one word from like an old norse poem mm-hmm well i mean it's just like it could be anything it's it's really one thing that i really don't like about the way that people writing and storytelling is ideas like ideas are cheap it's execution that's most important i mean it's just everything as solar sailor just said it's everything do you guys know about like the writing prompts subreddit we're basically people just post writing prompts and then people can try and write stories out of them for the idea of like you live in a world where we brought us up before but just the premise is that the reaper is an actual person in the world who cannot be killed and has a job of killing people it's already been done in loads of things already like i said it was just different executions i'm being nice and vague point being is that uh friggy friggy write the idea before someone takes it go it's copyright trademark friggy enterprises point the point is you can execute that idea in a billion ways uh but it's still a writing prompt just like you wake up in a world where everybody's thoughts are written on them like there's like something that falls around everything they think is on there so how does that do anything you're like i don't know everybody i think the the key takeaway is i'm not sure what the book series is called but there was a book series that was written because the author was dead to do it because it was a bad idea he's like i dare you to write a book about this and then he did and it's good from what i hear and it's like you can take the west idea and you can do something with it it will be a lot harder but like the idea is a cheat and everybody keeps recording the idea i mean what if what if douglas adams tried to pass off hitchhiker's guy to the galaxy's like serious trauma right exactly you know this is like uh there needs to be more appreciation of the idea that you go this is actually hard to do if someone went okay i want a skydiving sequence where a guy saves another guy from dying i want it to lead into a sequence where there's like a car chase bike chase blah blah blah i want to lead that into a sequence with two aeroplanes blah blah doing thing it's like can you make me a story that has all of them intertwined for good reason you'd be like oof i'll try and then you like so what did they come out with was it bad was it good it's like it was really good i don't think we should be shitting on them for that i think we should be like good job guys you found a way to justify the things you want yeah in fact i would say that if you started with action scenes and somehow found a way to tie you put in the hard work yeah you put it in the work that's all it is is kind of when you're writing you have to work for those great moments there reminds me of the um they just go with their first draft there's the force diversity thing we're talking about when we said like what if they had it forced but it ended up good we'd be like oh it'd still be forced but then you would end up with good content which is our example with shawshank redemption right i guess um in terms of mass effect is a series that seems the its main point is that when a bunch of diverse people work together with a single goal they can achieve besides that's like the running theme of mass effect and a key difference is the this is the artist versus a producer the idea of forced diversity not being the artist's intention from the get go you know what i mean so like the action here was always what what does it serve you know what i mean what's the point yeah it's not it's one of those it's one of those it's not necessarily a bad idea but you know what i'm suggesting is that if you had a writer who has the mission impossible movie and then someone's like i want an action scene where there's a guy underwater trying to struggle to breathe and you're like that's not in my movie and they go do it anyway that would be bad but if if the artist himself was like i want to see what that happens halfway through how do i fit this in then it's on him to try and make it work because that's his yeah it's not good because of it it's good despite it it could be used to work with with it like it's not like it's going to necessarily get in the way you have to work to make it happen it's not just the pieces aren't just going to fall together i guess so uh you could look at an example like batman be superman that was definitely shio and if you're there and um it shows because that'll like we want the justice league in here let's do the same for age of ultron as well yeah age of ultron is another good example um because they had all the setup for the infinity stones and everything came afterwards and you know that that wasn't like a million boxes to take in that movie and we've even pointed out that with captain marvel in the rumor that the directors and the writers didn't really want her to be involved so that's a little bit irksome i'm not surprised that i'm not surprised that all of that would be true well like we were talking about it before but there was a rumor that are some cast man specifically elizabeth else isn't happy that captain marvel is going to become like the center stage main character of the yeah yeah it's like you spent all this time and all this work creating all these things that work together and then someone else just shows up and they're like yeah well fuck all that here's your new leader well like the thing is i love spider man but if spider man suddenly just came the main character right away i would have a problem with it even though i'm personally biased in favor of spider man because he's not beating the fool enough i was gonna say uh fringy i can't remember if we talked about this or not but i love the idea that they're building spider man in the mcu up he's he starts out as being kind of crap but still powerful and he's gonna eventually evolve into being probably one of the most powerful avengers in the entire group well they picked a young guy who's coming around for a while that's what i mean is he can stick around for many movies he's probably happy to tie himself to spider man and the same thing with brie larson yeah which she's already the most powerful avenger and she's only just finished introduction yeah when did she go like what's her uh i mean who was a match for her and and if if if she can only be a match against avenger level threats then that's like what's the point of even watching the movie she just comes in smacks down his leaves like call me if you need me again it's like thanks i really i don't do that captain marvel didn't earn her power absolutely she got she she got oh i can't say yeah let's not let's not go too far off topic then let's let's go back listen all right let's not if you go to sleep tonight and you say i can't believe they ruined the plot of captain marvel as you lay in bed tonight reevaluate your life um anyway back to how mission impossible fallout is it really go home and rethink your life you want to go home and rethink your life found those scenes that's what they did for rogue nation and that's what i thought they had done with this movie because of how messy it is but apparently the writer director approached the script with a different method this time around how about the the script as a writer are you like writing around action as opposed to just a through line of the story uh on the last movie a lot of it we came up with the action first and then found a story that strung all that together on this one we started with character and emotion and we almost it was almost like we took the action and put it on a post-it note and put it off to one side and let it find its way into the story so he was are you misrepresented him you misrepresented that's you totally lied about what oh i hesitate to say this in fairness i hesitate to say that don't worry i'm going to pull it back if i need to he's going to because i remember this but he's going to move on to say that it's it's a distinction without a difference the idea of and wait the idea of creating a story uh with action first and then stringing it together versus creating a story and then putting the action in later he's he's gonna say that that's the same fucking thing so no it's not it's not it's the exact opposite the idea and this is let's let's let it play out let's let us play until he makes a point you would have to be a very talented person who is this person well who is this person what is this youtuber okay um grenz reviews you are the worst youtuber i might have ever seen not because you're bad at editing and not because you're a liar like jack and eric big jack and yeah jack and eric i was forgetting their names um because at least they're just they're idiots you're well no they're liars you're an idiot you are one of the worst youtubers i've ever seen wait this is one of the worst videos i've ever watched maybe he's autistic well he definitely looks autistic i mean look at that profile picture he's got like like he looks like quentin but with down syndrome let him say what i think he looks like a very oh my god he looks like if they made a movie about like the origin story of chris sanders he would play a young he would play a young chris sanders as he has he puts together i wonder if he does i wonder if you'll still want to come on to this show yeah so he genuinely looks like a baby colonel sanders not only that but it's the guy standing in the back is that hawkeye uh what where when are we talking about 21 52 uh jeremy renner is in yeah not in this one though because of the war jeremy renner was too busy uh his point you know tags not very good i don't think it's very fun i thought it was a fun movie there were a few scenes that i liked with slow motion kind of like oh let's you know it's kind of interesting but like mostly i didn't find it right you're not you're not gonna hear me saying it was a good movie i just thought it was fun um yeah it's not a whole concept yeah 55 percent of audience is like massive it was a dad comedy listen tag is the most divisive film of our generation move aside star wars 55 percent of people liked it which means that there is clearly a division between those who liked tag and those who did not like that was just said i'm not going on e-fab because rags called me colonel sanders oh man i've got all this fan art why do you think that's an insult you should have called him a massive colonel sanders massive colonel you know it's okay to imply i might be autistic but don't you dare compare me to a potential hypothetical young colonel sanders oh he says ribbit like a frog i really like this one that's uh but yeah this guy i mean he's got to be one of the worst media analysis i've seen yes but maybe not the worst youtuber i was gonna say because he's awful at this i still think jack would trump this because he's malicious towards a person as opposed to a product it's still a degree jack is also an idiot he's triggered by like the npc meme so listen could we change your mind with a bucket of delicious crispy fried chicken i got free he's not laughing like this is serious business i love the little frog it's a really great drawing it looks like it looks like she looks like what that that that little anim is it chinchin or that that anime that really that that um that anime yeah no no no no no here let me you guys know the uh the crayon you shinchin in the in the discord thing i did i don't know what that is shinchin how do you know about this rags i just know about i i don't know how i know but i know about it free was silent because he was eating fried chicken oh man you know it's funny you say that because uh i had no that was a few days ago so damn it ruined the meme uh well yeah uh this video is bad but the degree of bad i wouldn't say it's the worst one you know like it's it's bad but you know well the way he misrepresents things well let him this is the thing things wrong he can talk plot holes that aren't even there yeah this is what i mean it's one of the worst representations of media i will agree this is honestly kind of like if yms madele yeah his quicking of this is a writer are you like writing around the action as opposed to just the through line of the story uh on the last movie a lot of it we came up with the action first and then found a story that strung all that together on this one we started with character and emotion and we almost it was almost like we took the action and put it on a post-it note and put it off to one side and let it fade off into the story so i honestly don't see how that's any different by this post-it note logic they had already predetermined what the action scenes were going to be they already had uh i would infer from that yeah like what i know they they they literally said that they like we don't well to me to me this is like uh you know you write down a bunch of ideas you're like all right we'll put that to the side and then we'll come back to those ideas and see if we can work with them i can't i'm looking at this shot right now and i'm like i cannot believe that tom cruise learned to fly out oh yeah the problem here is we don't know how many action scenes they started with on those post-it notes we don't know what the process was specifically like were they like okay we can fit in this one this one this one but we can't fit in this one this one this one like maybe that was the process um we don't know that like if you have let's just say my storyline as i go to fringy's house shoot him and then run to like america shoot wolf and then run back to my house um and we have action scenes like a submarine battle i'd be like how do we get that in there we're like well maybe when i kill fringy i'm i'm getting chased by the the police or whatever and i need to find a secret way and i have a connection and whatever that gets me a the chance to go into a submarine like can we make that a bit more you know you need a bit of character and background to make that seem more natural but my point is that it seems completely impossible then you get a good writer and they're like oh i can actually get this in here for you which is what i would expect happened with this question mark yeah i just don't but i mean regardless of the method it was effective whatever they did yeah that's the problem with this is that he's concluded it's ineffective already and now he's trying to find the reason for it but it's like but it was effective see how that's any different by this post-it note logic they had already predetermined what the action scenes were gonna be they already had him written out it's the same exact thing if they know so it's not the same thing because if you had submarine battle airplane battle and underground battle and then i'm like what story can we make to fit this i'm like i don't know these are events not results southpaw pointed out there's at least one action scene they filmed that's not in the movie oh you can actually tell that from his clips in this video there's you know when they land on the palae building from the parachutes we we cut to them being down on the ground and they're looking around after they've gotten in but in the a lot of these shots they're shown like repelling across the rooftop under the in the building as if they're trying to get past like they're doing something action packed there but it didn't make it into the movie unless he's referring to something else but i know that that didn't happen at least and oh yeah that's what he's talking about sorry he said the grand palae um so yeah it's just a weird point but we're arguing against it when it doesn't even matter even if he was right because the film is not what he said it is anyway they had already predetermined what the action scenes were gonna be they already had him written out it's the same exact thing if they had started with the plot first and let the action happen organically you do the plot without knowing what happens like which includes action scenes like i don't even see how it's doable that way all right hell i think the fact that you would have to tell people and they would be surprised at the fact that they built it around action scenes that in and of itself is like well hmm most people wouldn't have even assumed that john witt was probably built around action scenes you know they they would have the idea of like okay so guy gets killed but they're like all right we'll do it here we'll do it here um i'm sure that they do it for superhero movies too like what yeah that's the interesting part i wonder if this guy likes any movies that were built that way and if he would find that to be what would his conclusion be well the writers made it work i don't know like i don't see how you could reconcile it i mean i imagine there's a lot of iconic scenes that were thought of before the full movie was made like the astro vista baby thing might have been thought of before they started writing it and they were like how do i fit this in there uh get away from her you know from aliens might have been early the funny thing is you can take it the other direction you could be like what if they weren't even known to happen seconds before they did it because it was improv is that bad too oh yeah like the the drax like i i got one for you why is gamora was that improv yeah oh wow really yeah that was a great line i know this guy's penmanship is poor i mean he did that on what i thought was paint and he printed it out right he was doing it at the beginning i think oh it's a joke it was to be the this i think he's trying to say that it's almost childish how simplistic the idea is like tom cruise stops the bad guy every every child is how simplistic his mind is it's on the because it's on the post it notes too any any film could get your reaction to it like what what is the shawshank redemption guy gets out of prison yo what is uh what is the string seeds in the film so many string seeds yeah like the scene when uh you know he gets told am i being of two so that that was a string saying that didn't mean anything string man this is refreshing to be defending a movie instead of telling you why i like it with the plot first and let the action happen organically in the stories it wouldn't have been the convoluted mess that it is yellow sticky no and he just concludes it wouldn't have been it wouldn't have been a convoluted mess you know for this like it could still be a convoluted mess whether or not this was their intention because writing is a little more complicated than whether or not you base it on action or not come on think about it chris mcquarrie was tasked with giving all five someone in the chat just said it's childishly simple but also impossible to follow well it's not i don't know if he i mean i i made that as a criticism of him so he's not directly said the film is simple or anything but he's definitely implying that it's yeah he's implying that tom cruise stops the bad guys so it's simple but it's not because you said it's convoluted like you can't be both well i think he's saying it's convoluted because of it it's it's attempt to string action together he blames it on that like it's it's simple to start you string the action together and it becomes complicated as a result which you don't even think that would happen if that's all you did not yeah not necessarily you know the fact we're trying to discover this is it implies like a failure of communication oh well as far as i'm aware because we did that with video obviously and his response to it was that we just don't understand like terms and stuff remember like we don't understand what game feel means you should come on and talk to us about it what is game feel what does that mean you don't you don't know what that means are you stupid are you are you stupid one of the top comments on his response i think was something like wow they need every word explained to them well when you make up words like game feel yeah well it's just when you have a word that has multiple meanings that would be valid in the sentence like talk to you know the the the famous what is it you could say buffalo like 11 times and it's a valid sentence right yeah that's the grammatically correct because buffalo means a whole fucking bunch of different things you can buffalo somebody a buffalo is like an animal it's a state it's a place it's an action like there's all these different things let me let me find out what it is the shortest language in the the shortest grammatically correct sentences hi yes no i'll post this this is this is grammatically correct i'll post it in chat as well buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo what and i think the idea is that buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo like you you would actually if you just have to swap out the words for different things but it's a it's a sentence that uses correct grammar it's often used an example of how homonyms and homophones can be used to create confusing hard to understand sentences mm-hmm so uh how people are putting buffaloes in the the yeah my point is that when you have a word that can mean multiple things i'd like you to tell me what you mean but especially when it's a word that is not commonly used or might outright be made up you know like when i say oh this is a game a game if somebody was like what does that mean i'd be like okay let me explain because it's the thing i made up mm-hmm or it's not that i made it up but what does gamey game mean to somebody who doesn't know what video games are about you know and then you would explain it you wouldn't be like oh what why can't you just understand it you know it's like dude just be clear like if somebody doesn't know what you're talking about yeah but that makes your video longer and everyone knows the long man is bad because remember guys there's no such it because you can edit it means that you should even if it means you lose something in the process mm-hmm wouldn't have been the convoluted mess that it is think about it chris Mcquarrie was tasked with giving we did think about it that's why we like it something to do at all times then he's got to fit in a total of 10 action scenes into the story as organically as possible then he has to conclude the stop go back go back i want to see what all of the action scenes why they're about it chris Mcquarrie was tasked with giving all five main characters something to do yeah i think he duplicated things all right so um so he separated the action scene with the helicopter and the fight scene on top of the cliff even though i would consider them to be part of the same scene because it's uh it's connected i can accept it okay right but what about the the car chase he's got several different car chases like if you if you've got a motorcycle chase he's got and the car chase and the and the scene with the the truck as well is what he's got there um again i could give him that i don't mind the yeah there's a lot of action in the movie it's mission impossible but this is all strung together correctly so i'm fine with it but i mean some of these are like only 30 seconds long like the one with the white widow that that's like 30 seconds yeah he thinks that i don't know that's bad fit in a total of 10 action scenes into the story as organically as well as 10 action scenes is a bad thing that's the funny thing if you told me i'd be like oh is that all right yeah look is that bad he has to count 10 action scenes in my action movie oh that's like a villain in my plot no that's just you one get that out of here then he's got to fit in a total of tom cruise what are you doing on your own mission into the story as organically as possible then he has to conclude the storyline with tom cruise's ex-wife because that's what tom wanted then he's got a tire it wouldn't matter it works what's the you see these things they're problems so tom wanted a nice moment of character oh it looks like he's got some insight then into what makes a good film it's almost like tom cruise cares about the role man can you believe that they crammed 26 letters into this alphabet and i heard that before they made the alphabet they had 26 letters prepared to go into it so they didn't even come up with it naturally it was just guys we need we need an alphabet but we really we have and i we have ideas for 26 different letters man i how do we build an alphabet around them i heard that before they made an alphabet they just drew everything out so all all language was show don't tell oh which is not good or at least it's good when i want it to be good you know the um i'm competitive just point out he's actually missed out the simon peg and uh thingy fight in the house ah so there's actually 11 fight scenes oh it's even better well let's just say i really like that word hey so here's something i saw on twitter um a woman sustained injuries from a jaguar attack because she climbed over the barrier to take a photo of the jaguar what was she thinking is that natural selection i saw a video of uh someone that um he climbed over like a fence to see the lions and the lions like ripped him apart well i remember seeing a video that was in like a chinese um it's one of those big wildlife areas where you can drive in your car but you're not supposed to get out and the person got out and was just standing there and then a tiger jumps out oh yeah i see that yeah yeah it's like like what what are you doing if like you completely deserve to that the difference between inside the car and outside the car is that inside the car there are no tigers oh yes by the way the the shortest the shortest sentence in the english language is go what about high what about a no oh wait no wait right a isn't well you can say hi you know you need a subject what if you're just saying hi to somebody that does go have a subject yeah it's you yeah go you go or me go yes the go how do you know but again again how is it how could hi be directed at a person it is but that doesn't make the that doesn't make him why is it not a sentence well or why is it not a subject if you're going up to someone with the with a purpose to say a thing to them that make him an indirect object indirect object if it's being done to something else i don't understand the difference between this listen whenever you're whenever you do an imperative like uh what you don't imperative sentence right uh the subject in the sentence go is you run yes you are commanding somebody go which means in the sentence you don't have to explicitly state to whom you are commanding it is known as you understood which makes go the shortest sentence what about no hi no nowhere what about you no an ejaculation is not a full sentence oh what about oh an ejaculation is not a full sentence i know oh h question mark that's not a sentence that's not a full sentence there's also three is what about or is in like just the letter or you know like how and no no no oh h oh h the word no but i mean it's not a grammatically it's not a full sentence it's just for well if someone says i don't know something to the effect of did you know that i don't know bob killed mike and you're like oh or oh like you're like it's a question like you're like the implication is that grammatically correct sentence why that's how the rules of english work come on you can't do that you got it you got actually do the actual thing you can't just say that's the how it works i mean i'm inclined to believe you but i'm just saying it's how it works regardless of whether or not i can explain it water is wet that's way longer than go you know we we're not even halfway guys that's actually true we need to start let him talk more i guess which is i'm sorry about that but you know into the story as organically as possible then he has to conclude the storyline with tom cruz's ex-wife because that's what tom wanted then he's got to tie everything up in a nice neat little bow so that everybody can go home happy and he had to do it all within an hour and 20 minutes i mean you already admitted everyone doesn't go home happy because the apostles are still around so a bit of a contradiction the story was yeah before he even started writing it but before i move on chris Mcquarrie also said something in the previous clip that i'd like to touch on on this one we started with character and emotion we started with character and emotion wow that's terrible that's gotta be a bold face lie because i wouldn't be calling people a liar oh dear yeah buddy so how do we justify that this film was made with character in mind first well the clear theme of getting ethan hunt in many situations where he has to decide on what he values personally be it x amount of lives over x amount of other lives uh the fact that ving reims has to deal with the fact that saving his own well being saved by tom cruz means that a bunch of people might have to die and by a bunch i mean like millions uh nothing for simon peg from what i remember really rebecca phirguson's character goes through a decent chunk of decision making she has to decide if her own life is worth more than tom cruz's and so she saves him and needs to conflict with him until they work together uh you i don't see how there's no argument for it i think there's plenty to work with here and in addition to that someone in chat said that i'm wrong which they are wrong to say that i'm wrong and i will explain because this is important and it needs to be understood because i don't want the chat getting uppity right you don't want the chat calling you out on so oof oof said that you were totally wrong about no i'm not actually so rags uh you are wrong hi works because you were referring to someone you as understood that is incorrect because a complete sentence needs two things it must have a subject and a verb form a complete idea you hi what is the verb in the sentence you hi oof oof now you can get back to me and let me know what the verb is and you hi i'm however i have no idea what the actual i'm going to guess that you i'm going to guess that you cannot do this right i'm correct now i don't know you could make the case that to tie go is is the sentence be right that would be the closest thing that i can think of that you could maybe make a contention because being is technically a verb you can be but many would say that it doesn't work because it doesn't form a complete idea but oh no rags this kind of reminds me of that time when you were talking shit about resident evil two for being too easy when you could just bump up the difficulty and then when we asked you about that you said it never occurred to you to just bump up the difficulty no i just didn't really just really didn't really care to well so how can you criticize the game for being too easy if you had it on a low difficulty sounds to me like you couldn't get me on the sentence thing trying to go back to it i don't know sometimes the chat has a point the chat didn't have a point chat sometimes has a point that's for a lumping in bad points with points i don't know made some bad points so in um in conclusion goes the shortest sentence in english hi is not um yeah so let's continue this video apparently robot heads who we're planning on getting to guest on here before we we played his video we were talking about the lightsabers and tlj the fight if you remember it's quite funny uh he's he's currently having a long argument with jack on twitter because the way i understand it is that robot head posted a picture of mark hamill and harrison ford hugging i'm not sure what the context is and he said um this was the moment that we could have had and it was taken not only from us but from the the actors as well and then i believe someone criticized him saying you know oh that would be crap it would just be fanservice if that's what we got and his response was something like aren't all films just fanservice is not some magical idea that they're made they're made to satisfy the fans or whatever else which could use a little bit of exploration as a statement but you know exactly what he's getting at with star wars specifically and jack quote tweet well he screenshot all of that and made a tweet saying that um law over substance i think or something but he screenshotted it rather than quote tweeted it so that he won oh well i don't this is jack was talking about i'm pretty sure he would he would have added robot head himself just to get more controversy but um he's uh he's he's said the thing of law over substance as if the implication is that all people like us prefer is just you know everything's accurate instead of you know meaningful and uh they're arguing apparently and i just i don't want to do it just like get out of that vortex speaking of work i kind of want to debate jack and do better than smug boy did i'll i'll succeed where he didn't come on jack nobody wanted their conversation in fairness it was just a mess come on jack so you you want you want one of us i'll do it so bring me on who cares and chat said i can be the shortest correct sentence no because we've been over this a sentence needs a subject and a verb there is no verb and i if you are talking with somebody i doubt that this other person will care if you respond with i that you didn't form a correct sentence because you're still getting across a complete thought to them in the context of that scenario you still need a verb for it to be a complete grammatical sentence there is no verb in i there's only a letter and i and it's the letter i so i'm i'm happy to go back to mission impossible we'll get no mission impossible is trying to get some of these people to understand that this is like first grade stuff now children yes missus drench ball oh what does the sentence need i didn't use a subject and a verb oh fuck i was just gonna say i'll come back sign a second sorry i just saw that um because someone acted me in this so you know um bob vids is someone to kind of like he rips into cinemasins and he made a video and why cinemasins is so bad is interesting stuff and i was actually considering trying to get him on here but so fringy what do you think of this criticism of captain marvel um how is captain marvel able to communicate with her space friends using cables she got from a radio shack uh man you know it's stupid but i guess the explanation would be the best thing in her like suit she uses to do it i was about to say i would be like her suit is a lot of crazy shit i think that maybe if she the implication is that she had a night to do it she combined wires from the radio shack with her suit to technology and she did it listen her suit it's very very simple the explanation and this is all canon by the way the explanation is that her suit is made out of Wakanda balls i mean i was about to say i agree that it's convenient i'm just saying that there's precedence set as so if the if the Wakanda balls can't save people in future that would now be a problem because they're established as being able to you know i think it's dumb but it's still a thing that happens and bob vids put out a tweet saying in yms his review of captain marvel he says how is captain marvel able to communicate with his space friends using cables she got from a radio shack and he said after that i've been avoiding his videos before but now i'm officially done with yms who said that bob vids well i mean i haven't i haven't watched yms's quickies in ages because they're just not they're awful they're just like uh i don't feel like i've learned anything or that i see you can really useful information you can apply most of his quickies to another movie and it will make just as much sense yeah i mean if you look at the if you look at the video he did on mission impossible fallout he makes up some weird snare what was it with like a yeah he said that if only the person had a gun then closing the gate on them wouldn't have done anything and i still don't really know what he's talking about what gator you talking about because it's not the elevator scene because there is no gate they had a gun anyway well unless you talk about one group but then you got to ask which character is he talking about it was one of his worst videos he's made anyway yeah i challenge you to a huan on huan battle do you really want to do that yes huan on huan people go go go at jack so i want huan on huan make sure you don't like if his guy's gonna be like he's gonna ask if it's efap related so you have to make that clear you would you i don't know like his channel well that's the implication of a huan on huan what could be your channel well yeah i can do it on both we can both stream it huan on huan come on everyone huan on huan all right everyone add it everyone add him huan on huan uh since that he's referring to an ethan closes a barred door on the apostles in the church i think um oh yeah that's the implication that if the apostles had guns they would have been able to stop ethan i'm guessing uh i guess that might be valid um but weirdly there's a couple of things that come to my mind that haven't been brought up in this video at all which is what i find kind of interesting um it's like tackling things that don't exist instead of things that are like interesting about like i wonder if um the uh the resident to mission impossible fallout man has anything to say about that you know the the idea that if the apostles had guns they could have stopped ethan i can't believe there are still people in the chat who are arguing that a sentence doesn't it does it like it literally does i just i don't have anything to say about it just like let people come to a conclusion is the sentence high invalid even it's not like the fine and valid well right so if i say hi dot as in full stop what is that i would understand what you mean but it wouldn't be a correct grammar well i mean but it's a sentence though isn't it it's incorrect it's like more of a sentence is a group of words that are put together to mean something a sentence is the basic unit of language which expresses a complete thought uh well this isn't enough this is uh i'm gonna say well let's take forever to get through like we can't even we got a we got a whole other half of a video to do i'm not saying like i'm saying go for it it's just uh do you want to do it now i don't know man like this is it going for like five hours well i mean yeah i i'm not gonna say no if you guys want to do it i've just got nothing to add i it is almost nine o'clock here um are you you're right by the way i would address your responses but you just you're wrong i've already said this like this is a rule in english a complete dramatically correct sentence needs we have a you understood cool that that's a rule in english for an imperative sentence yeah this is what i found so the complete sentence first it begins with a capital letter of in addition and mark most importantly the complete sentence must contain at least one main clause each main clause contains an independent subject and verb and expresses a complete thought correct so yes that is a requirement if this is like i i don't like i can't believe i'm trying to all right this is like first grade stuff like one of the most basic fundamental rules you learn about english is that a sentence needs what children and then all the kids respond because all every kid in the class knows it i don't i don't remember that i do no that's wrong let's go uh could it be uh it could be something else like that's too long it could be um like you could make an argument for b yeah b is one you could what about it huh what about it or what's the verb hmm yeah that one wouldn't work and uh it's hard isn't it like there's not many i think someone said do but no no because do is well then you would have to say do x because if you just say do people will be like yeah someone would say that it doesn't form a complete idea like you could tell someone go and as long as they know as they have gone i mean i'm pretty much convinced yeah if rags my english teacher i'd be like okay mr rags now don't do your homework the fact that you highlighted it's like go practice your curse of letters and your type of phone graph the fact you highlight it's like a great one thing is to me i'm like that's probably why i don't have this off hand because i wouldn't have remembered this i just would have watched rags verbs are implied and the thing is i'm actually this is all just memory stuff um i my brother is an english major he does a lot of this stuff he's the anal person yeah he's like you know that you know the anal person huh yeah um me too please i this is just stuff he i didn't i didn't i thought this was common knowledge that a sub that that it probably it possibly is i don't really like all i would have your side of the pond for any but over here in america society is crumbling barbarism is imminent the thing is the age of nothing people say i can't i don't know i can't think of uh any instance where i needed to know that just i was gonna say i can't remember the last time in my life that was brought up so i guess it's just you learn something new every day or relearn something old every day i guess it's just interesting because okay it's apparently not a sentence anymore it's something else like you get like like it's like when people say like what about high and there's no subject there you're directing it towards someone that doesn't mean that the sentence itself has a as you as the subject in the sentence it's just a contextual thing right which one of the sentence in a silly it's all interesting stuff though isn't it the more you know so back to mission impossible fallout i did the map and let me tell you something this movie spends one hour 13 minutes and 24 seconds yeah i don't really agree with how you you judge what an exposition scene is oh apparently he understands what establishing shots are so that's nice he doesn't distinguish them between that and what what is fluff what is the fluff what what it counts as fluff and we've already seen him oh no he's after after his whole like because tom cruise wanted a scene with his wife i mean he probably counts that as fluff and i would not call that fluff but like what what is fluff let's see let's see if he qualifies on exposition establishing shots meaningless fluff oh this is meaningless when they're searching for john lark it's a meaningless fluff wonderful is this is his argument that they could have just cut to finding him and then you'd be like apparently they find him off-screen you can't be pleased sir there's nothing they can do right this is great i like this scene doesn't matter because it's setting up something that's really tense is like yeah you're gonna have to go talk to nice but like you're gonna have to pretend to be the guy who's dead oh you have to like impromptu roleplay you know proto the moment he leaves the shy it's the moment he drops the ringing it's fluff should just cut to that it's another point in the movie that's over half the movie yeah it is over half the movie if you just judge everything is those things it also spends i mean yeah you can define these things into existence i agree you know the good for you this video spends 45 minutes and 30 seconds with meaningless fluff and 20 seconds of establishing shock to be fair to action movies though action scenes get really tough and time consuming to get right so a whole movie that's nothing but action scenes damn son the fact that there are 11 action scenes in this film is pretty impressive it reminds me of what jack did this with my infinity wall video they just type it and call it a thing and it's like i guess that's just true then that's how that works 10 seconds on tension building and action leaves us with a measly little 11 minutes and 12 seconds for actual that you had an issue with yeah but that was earlier in the video earlier isn't like a minute ago he was come listen let the past die yell it if you have to okay that's meaningless i want i want to kill the last four hours of my life please the last shed i you know do you know i like actual meaningful character interactions not not as fake meaningful character interaction actual yeah actual meaningful character interactions in 12 seconds for actual meaningful yeah he said it like i can put that in gdell but people be like no one would say that you know they would the people totally say that oh but they would actual meaningful character moments is that what he says character interactions sorry go to get it right this interaction and fun banter and i was incredibly generous with what i consider to be a meaningful you're not generous the opposite of that you're in generous that's your in generous full character interaction i even counted the 42nd opening dream sequence and the 30 seconds he's about to say it made no attempt to build up his characters right after saying spend 11 minutes doing so so let's keep an eye out for that i included little jokes like this why is he running in circles like i said i was very generous except for the 11 minutes where it did apparently sorry this dude is literally this movie made absolutely no attempt to build up its characters ultimately it's a story about people it's very yeah it's a very human story indeed oh i feel so so sorry about people who saw this before they saw the yeah climate sinker imagine all the people who saw this video and as a result didn't go and watch this amazing film well luckily that's a very small number yeah everyone in chat go see go see go see the best movie of 2018 yeah i feel like it should be said now don't say anything mean to this dude he's just wrong just say something very passively agree to um but yeah because this is a bad video sorry this is terrible i hate this movie is is a laundry list of exposition that exists purely to help you understand you kind of made this point several times without qualifying it i'm just gonna ignore you and the overly complex plot and set up the next action scene said this already isn't this like the thing he said like five times now i don't know the whole it's just a string action he's just explaining it in different ways i suppose you know if tom cruise hadn't broken his ankle that scene in the catacombs where alex baldwin died would have been completely different they were set to shoot that scene within a couple of days and christopher didn't even have that scene written out yet they didn't even have a location scouted out yet tom cruise getting his ankle broken gave chris a couple extra weeks highlighting an issue here he's highlighting someone doing something great under restraint yeah something worthwhile to point out is that films do change as they're shot absolutely they don't necessarily stick because things just change sometimes it's updated on the fly this is this is what happens when you're making a movie it's like yeah this was a great piece of dialogue but it was improvised they didn't plan that you know movies are made with like hundreds of people and millions of dollars over the course of weeks and months like how can you expect it all to be the same as the script this has to go both ways right so you go um if there's a movie with is just no scene to explain some guy like he doesn't have a gun next thing he has a gun and then someone goes ah well you see in production when we were filming the previous scene the prop gun was broken like it was in half and we were waiting for a new one to come in so if you could just ignore it you know that's just something that we had to do just like no i can't ignore it i'm sorry that happened but that's now damaged your film and in the reverse if they CGI the gun in and it's seamless and then we go and someone goes ah they didn't actually have the gun in that scene so that's bad you know it's not bad they fixed it look if you could see gi out of mustache you could see gi in a gun exactly so what i'm suggesting is that it's not an excuse either way it's not a reason for the film to be bad if it happened unless it affects the overall product the fact that he's like this scene wasn't written and it wouldn't have been made this way if not for breaking his ankle i'm like okay why were you late to class timmy is like oh my alarm clock didn't go off well you're still you're still fucking late you little shit now go up and i want you to write one thousand times on the board what do you need to make a complete sentence and in the same vein rags what if the guy's alarm went off an hour early and he came in what he thought was late and the school's like no you're an hour early it's like oh but i thought i was late so it doesn't matter you really ignorance of the law is an excuse point being to make a mistake on the set you can make a mistake with writing you can have restrictions whatever it doesn't matter it's matters what comes out in the end it's funny because ignorance of the law can technically be an excuse uh not an excuse but a mitigating factor if you didn't know you were doing something illegal then you don't have guilty mind so it's funny that you said that yeah it depends all the crime is depends it depends on you walk on you walk upside down don't tell me about your backwards way well no but what i mean is like if it would murder it's okay well it doesn't matter still your thing but trust some problems it depends on what it depends especially a lot of times yeah well that's what i'm saying it's not necessarily that be guilty of the crime but guilty mind is an important factor but yeah i would always bring i'll always bring it up in court because it might like get you off the hook a little bit yeah but i can always if they the point is they can charge you even if you didn't know and it would still stick oh yeah no that's not what i'm yeah yeah yeah that's it a couple of days and christopher didn't even have that scene written out i didn't know i couldn't kill people they didn't even have a location scouted out yet tom chris getting his ankle broken gave chris a couple extra weeks to get that scene together while tom's ankle was healing the entire pretty impressive i was just sort of made up on a mission impossible have you gone up and kept running as well wasn't even looking he like he was all he was hanging off that ledge and he fucking kicked off so hard he wasn't even looking where he was going behind him and he landed on that platform up there and he kept running backwards yeah this is impressive that a higher movie was just sort of made up on the fly mission impossible they're not easy to make and i tell everyone when we start out it's something that we're discovering the story as we go along they actually started filming mission impossible fallout before they even had a finished screenplay and it shows this movie yeah it was amazing it doesn't show and that's what's amazing about it literally doesn't show started without a screenplay and we you have to tell us everything we could to figure out that's the thing i'm impressed i am not like oh it's bad it's like wow you guys did really good if you didn't have a screenplay like yeah there's two kinds of movies without a screenplay there's the hobbit trilogy and there's mission impossible fallout that's not even going into redrafts this is what i mean i'm impressed now even more so that they did this without a redrafted complete script good job guys did you make it that good keep doing this racing towards production this movie starts without a screenplay yes and apparently this has been a running theme since mission impossible four that's what happened on ghost protocol though he we had a lot of stuff and we weren't entirely sure where it was going and he was brought in to solve it to put all the pieces of the story together apparently he's good with that yeah i don't know what can i say yeah that's how chris came to mission and funnily enough ghost protocol is the movie that made me start losing interest in the franchise a franchise that i loved cobbling a story together as you go along is no way to make a movie apparently it is evidently it was at least not one with a cohesive story or tangible characters tangible characters tangible characters what do you mean tangible they exist it's like that tactile bullshit yeah that's that's good i guess tangible characters you know that you can reach out and touch what a strange thing to say since there was no care or screen time put into developing the characters you already said that we're you wind up just not caring about them and as a result it makes the action scenes less tense and less thrilling because if i don't care about the characters if the screenwriter himself doesn't even seem to care about them then why would i what's jeez where are you getting these conclusions from it it's like he contradicts himself every couple sentences yeah it's kind of weird that's a lot of videos like he he says that 11 minutes is dedicated to characters and then he's like no time was dedicated to characters it makes sense if you don't think about it well it's funny how he's criticizing somebody for not having a complete script when it sounds like he doesn't have one either maybe you should do some re-drafting yeah that could do it that could do it then why would i care about what happens to them it makes it feel like nothing is at stake they were about to get new and when your brain is on fire just trying to comprehend just what the hell is going on in this movie that just serves here's how you're driving the helicopter this one's you that probably that probably is what they're doing right now probably they're like this is where the scene's gonna go so you'll do an aileron enjoy the great stunt work