You're about to be the thing.  I'm finna go get an axe, I'll be right back. Leave him alone. That belongs to the white people. I'm talking about, he's leaning too dick-all in their face.  That was the way you showed you have a good time.  What's up, Virginia? How y'all living out here? We in Richmond, Virginia. A lot of niggas though, no Richmond one. It's the home of Chris Brown. No, Chris ain't from here. Chris ain't from here. Chris from Tappahannock. This Richmond, this where the gangsters in Virginia is at right here. This is the home of a successful drug dealer. Yeah, this is real. I'm a DC niggas though. I know about Richmond niggas. Y'all the niggas that was down low and not going for it. I salute the y'all Richmond niggas. This is a real city right here. Yeah, this is dangerous. I went down to that 3rd Street diner last night. That is the whole stroll ain't it? Goodness gracious. They had some niggas walking around there with wigs on. Oh, I don't know if I want to eat at the 3rd Street down to the night. These niggas got their nicks stuck. You was on the wrong goddamn street. Niggas was walking out.  Got a line back on all your foods. He got a tie. He was like, you know what? What you want? What you want? Much love to all the ladies in here that's on probation right now. You're on probation for what?  Bitch on probation for fan tip. Out of court.  Go to court. Bitch on probation for 90 days.  She ain't go nowhere.   Make some noise for y'all ourselves. I'm talking about in the back. Hey, it's niggas. It's niggas in the back. Them niggas got seats back here. Them niggas like, everybody have been joined the show. This is all right. I can hear everything. I can hear everything. Them niggas in the back. They got to see the show like niggas in jail pose for pictures. Hold up. Much love to everybody sitting on the very last row. The very last row.   They don't clean that land row. They like, you know what? Ain't nobody going up there. Make sure you check your seat.  This is definitely an old theater. Go over the fan air rising on it there. Shit. This one of motherfuckers. To be or not to be, I live in Richmond. Guns here. Guns there. Guns everywhere. Come to bury Caesar. Not prison. Whole asses out with it. Hey, y'all, you know as gangsters in Richmond when the niggas sitting at the show with his sunglasses still on, that nigga's extra gangster.  That nigga got one eye. I know what's going on. He's just blind. You ain't blind, is you dog? He like, hey, I know.  No, I can see nigga. I got pink eye. I'm trying to protect you. He's prevented. It's crazy. Look, nigga's getting nervous when you're looking at crowd. Everybody quiet. We see him, nigga. Don't get in there. They can't see me. Bro, we see him in that eye. Don't get in there. I know my man right there a little nervous. You've been looking at me the whole time. This nigga right here. This nigga right here in the fly. He reaction nervous. Right here. That nigga with a Comcast. That nigga. I know what you need. You need three boxes. I know what's going on. Okay, you need a new wild. You need a new wild. You need a new wild. Look at that nigga, look. That's the only thing I ever seen. They got his address on his chain.  Ah, he done been jumped too many times. Where you from? I'm from right here. Help me find my way home, please. Don't get it, man.  I was so geeked up. How you doing, sweetheart?    Who? That right there? That right there with the Pharaoh hat clip right here. Yeah. No, not her. They weren't off with her hat. That mama just shawty right there.  They can't tell you. Letting you all come be mean at the show. Be happy.  What we got to do to make you laugh, baby? There you go. They're going to smile. Jesus Christ. What you got, braces? I would have loved this. She want to ask you something. She don't want a cigarette.  I just got my braces put on. That's why I can't laugh. I'm going to split my lips open. I wish I could have seen her picking that flat top before she left.  In the bottom shot. Let me get that. Which one? I want that eight and that number 13 mix. I said you want a mix? Yeah. I want eight right here. And I want 13 right here. They never say nobody get the mixture of numbers. You know how crazy that is? Yeah. What we looking at? Shit. Let me get a two and a nine. I want to fade on the side. I want to grab that C's up top. That's what I want to do.  Yeah, I'm sure. I want to do that. The 13.  Remember Gile Law Street Fighter? Sonic Boom. Sonic Boom. Sonic Boom. Sonic Boom. Sonic Boom. If M. Bison walking this motherfucker, she going to jump up. Everybody sit down. She look like the type of lady that will pop your hood and be like, try that motherfucker again.  This is what you know about distributors. Man, what's her name, Auntie? She's like, Auntie, I ain't paid for this.  She going to get out. This is how she going to leave DC.  Did I sense we find out he had to pay that?   We haven't been moving. He ain't been paying attention. Nah, that nigga texting some over Richmond niggas. Yeah, they think it's a game, nigga.    He ain't got no service.  Salute him. He just attention. Why y'all niggas ain't taking back? Nigga, you ain't got service. Salute to the lucky lady right here with the glitter dress on. You let your grade go to the middle school dance. God damn.    What? I'm a love. We been together. And the slut out of it. I just want to contribute. Hey, little Lowe, how you doing? I've been rahatting till the end. Get a follow out. Leave that lady alone. Nah, she just came. Give her a head of two. She do get that attitude. Like fucking, I'm going anyway. I like your dresses sparkling. Very sparkly. The sparkly dress. I would be at the end of the closet like one of them will, uh, ooh. Let me go get this sparkly dress. You're here to spend before she left the house. Psh. Psh. For real. These bitches are not prepared. Salute to the lovely lady.  You know her titties. Bruh, I saw her at the hotel on the elevator with the titties just hanging out. You know her titties big. You got a median in between them. Nigga, the other titties got a good space between the titties. No, that other titties got a restraining order. She got a highway to buy them. The titties got a restraining order. She ain't fine.  She like... Yeah, the other titties got a restraining order. She don't want to look down and see that highway. The conversation with somebody the other day about wedding dresses, right? I don't see why you would pay $5,000 all that money for a dress you only gonna wear one time. I wish I would. Got to go to Fashion Nova? Exactly, ma'am. You the only sensible woman in here. I wish I would pay anything over $25 fashion over dollars for a dress that you won't wear one time.  You want your wedding dress on.  Gas stations throw on the wedding dress.  We don't get all $5,000 out to talk about. When she die? Wedding dress. She look ahead of her show, dude. I don't know what type of women y'all like. I guess I just, like, project-aid women. A little screw-ho. They think it's cute to wear Jersey dresses and shit, man.  I don't wear my wands. She got a Jersey dress.  Come on now. You are stuck in $99,000, ma'am, buddy.  Right. Get the split right now. Yeah, yeah. What's up? It's your man Carlos Miller. Fellas, have you ever tried to manscape your landscape and scraped your manhood? Hey, man, everybody's been there. Everybody's tried to landscape their manscape. You may not be good at it. It's not your fault. You're using the wrong tools. You need to go to manscape.com so you can go get some highly engineered precision tools for your family Jews. That could be a slogan. Precision tools for your family Jews. Manscape your landscape.  Your landscape. Hey, but don't scrape those balls. You need to landscape your landscape. Hey, gonna trim it on up. You need to landscape your landscape. You landscape. Careful, bro. You want to go to manscape.com and get a discount. Use my code 85South when you get there. Manscape your landscape.  Manscape your landscape. Yeah, shave off those balls.  If you know what I mean. Now you know. And knowing it's half the battle. G.I. Joe said that. And I live by it. And I'm a grown-ass man. Manscape.com. Carlos Miller. Code 85South. I see you when you get there. I won't, but somebody will. Shout-out to all the ladies in here who be wearing their old nigga basketball shorts to be and your new nigga don't know where you got him from.  Wait a minute. Why did y'all make so much noise without your disrespectful motherfuckers?  They know she ain't playing no football at the University of Virginia. You better start looking at that patch, my nigga. Got another nigga. Initials. N.O.K. Your name is Daly.   What'd you say?  This woman is scandalous as fuck, bro.  She gonna steal my nap blanket. Not your nap blanket. The one you keep on the couch. You got a nap blanket? You keep on the couch with you. Nah, you got to keep the nap blanket on the couch when y'all want to... You got a nap blanket.  Fuckin' to go to sleep right here. Bring in my nap blanket. You tell me, niggas ain't grown yet. That's how you better goddamn couch.  Yeah, go and put this on the truck, Julio. This is the one. Come on, and you got to your house.  I used to sleep on the couch. I sleep every goddamn way in my house. Salute to all the ladies that got this blanket. I take a nap in the goddamn kitchen.     It's mad.       Much bills as I pay in this motherfucking light bill. Four hundred and something dollars.  I ain't even know you still got charges. You shouldn't have invited me over here. I don't want to be a hundred and seventy-five. You ain't want company.  You're right, exactly.  Yeah, come on. You got to roll and shoot if you can't step it in. Yeah, stop it. Get mad.  Like, look, it's already done. The damage is done.  You got a seven-year-old son.   You got a Yorkie, not really a Yorkie, but he ain't here well.  You owe me some socks. But what if they are already dirty, though?   Now, you got to have new socks every day. Dirty cleanser? You know, because they real hard at the bottom of it.  This walk flat footed DC, I feel you. It's clean when they hunt. You know what? You just saying something that was real. Both of y'all, that is a pivotal moment, ladies. A lot of y'all don't know this. That's really when your relationships start. When the niggas take the socks off, y'all fucking, that mean they love you.   You go through stages, fucking.   But when them socks come off, you in love. Because nigga... He take them socks off. That mean he ain't got nowhere else to go. I got that time for me to lay it on down. I make myself that... You want socks on the couch? Go check up on them kids. I ain't talk to them kids all day. Never walkin' hard at all. I didn't think a DC feet hard to the motherfucker. This nigga's DC got slave feet. That nigga walkin' to Duke. Nigga be all in your heart walkin' hard at him.  Goddamn.  Most of his feet, nigga.  Hey, walk through it. Y'all be quiet. Everybody be quiet. Hey, man, that nigga feet sound like the bass drum. I ain't no off in the hood. We come outside just like them. So what the move is? It be so hot, nigga. You know what, I'm gonna go back in the house. Shit.  Nigga know how it go.  I'm a gangster.   Nigga know how to sew that toe.   I think I'm about to tear my ACL.   She ain't gonna see it till later on. She gonna be like, I did not know. You see?      Not mine, you don't.    I don't even know how it got like this. That wasn't that athletic. Like my fuckin' playground chips. I don't know why it happened like that. Hey, Chico.  Playground chips. You want the chips to be on the playground?   This nigga Chico looked at my feet and said, damn nigga, I see why you wear new shoes all the time.  You don't want me to walk around in your mama house. Nigga. It's this nigga's feet like Rafiki from the Lion King, nigga. Y'all nigga, ain't you? Y'all nigga got dead skin. Oh, I'm definitely not taking my shoes off. They gonna shut the show down.  I still got dead skin.    No, ma'am. I want no glasses.   When the person who started with you go get another motherfucker.  What drill? I'm like, you don't need that. Shit. I remember the first time they put my feet in that bag of wax, nigga. I don't know what that's called. What they call it, that perfane wax. Ain't that what it's called? They put my feet in that motherfucker. I was like, ooh, it must be some turkey baking around here.  This is... Fellas, let me tell you something. Take care of your feet, okay? I know we don't like putting lotion on our feet, but we got to. We got soil on your feet.     I was like, ooh, man, you need to put my foot in that water.  Shit. I don't like... Personally, lotion, man.  I'm ashy everywhere you can't see right now.  Dude, bro, you can't do it naked. You can't put on lotion naked. You got to put on your shirt. You got to put on your bosses.   Then hit your face. They give me that head like, yeah, I got fungus and... Come here, babe, give me a kiss. Now you're everybody in the house, stank.   You don't put your socks back on, nigga.   It's some James Brown funk on this stage, boy.  Come here! You got it.   What's wrong with this nigga? What's wrong with this nigga? I feel like I'm in the hood.  That's the crazy part. You really are.  Hey, sir, you want to play? I do feel like I'm back in the hood, though. I want to start a fight.  That means he can kick.  That's the worst way to get knocked out as a black man. We come from the hood. You don't kick it. You can't wow from DC.    That mean he great. Any nigga hold his guard like this.  But he ain't in the hood.  Ooh, he caught him with the roundhouse. But in the hood, it's so easy to start a fight. Like, Safehole did the projects, right? And we lit. You know what I'm saying? We outside, but get where he born, though. Because there ain't nothing really going on. What's your name, bro? What's your name? Rick. Randy. Okay, Randy. Where you from, Randy? Vela. Nigga say he from North Carolina.       Say your name, will it? Randy from North Carolina. Okay. That was cool. What's up, bro? What's your name? Nadil. What you from, Nadil?  That nigga retired, bro. And that's your turn, nigga. He just won a fight.   What you from, Nadil? Jersey. Okay, jazz one.  Not him? Nadil. What? Nadil. That nigga say his name. Not him. Yeah, it is. It's Nadil. Nadil. Nadir. Oh, Nadil. Ladies and gentlemen, coming to the stage, all the way from New Jersey. Give it up for Nadir. Nadir. Name like that when your parents will have. No idea. What's his name? She is Nadir. Nadir. He ain't here. We're not in here. It's not a fight. All right, Nadir. Where you from again? Jern. Hey, you'll fight race if you ever tried, you bruh. Hey, yeah, I feel it. I feel it.  That nigga's idea.   They strong. Don't worry about Chico. Hey, you ready? Man, he'll fight you if you ever tried to fight him. You will fight Nadir if he ever tried to fight you. Hey, yeah, you crazy, bruh. You crazy. Yeah, yeah. He ain't here. Ain't Nadir.  You got it. You got to hype it up some more. You got to hype it up some more, didn't you see? Be like, hey, bruh. Hey, that nigga Nadir. That's your girl right there. What's your name? Malaysia. See, look at everybody. Now what's coming? Nadir. That's your lady right there. What's her name? Nicky.  No, she not. Not from whatever field she said. I love you, Chico. Hey.  What you gonna do, bruh? You keep your girl...  Nah, that's a different story. I don't believe you, bruh.  I think Nadir got you scared, bruh. Get up, bruh! You got to get up, bruh! What you gonna do, bruh? Nadir, Nadir ain't scared.    We just playing Nadir. We gonna let you out. Hell nah, don't fight for it.     We just playing, y'all. We just sharing hood memories, bruh.   Y'all ain't never seen niggas getting gomo at dreaded beach. She haven't had it, too.  Nothing like when the girls get to fighting in the hood in the summertime. It's like, you know, it's an event. Because it started with two and it ended up with 30 of y'all.   What's up? Be like, ooh, it's about to be a brawl out of this motherfucker. Bruh, you know this when, like, when women, they can fight real good getting into a fight with another woman. They can fight real good. Oh, yeah, I told him.    I told you.  I thought you could slide in here. Nah, this that YMCA basketball floor right here, nigga.  Shout out to all the ladies in here that got a little bit of health and culture. Boy, what? Good, put it right back. Bitch, I'll be back.  Hey, G-girl. Hey, baby, I'll be right back. Don't want to take your eyes off it. That's the new to the band for just having to Michael Jackson queued up. We didn't even know he was gonna do that.  Oh, chance. I knew that was gonna happen. Michael Jackson, the greatest of all time.  Michael Jackson is the greatest, nigga.  What'd you say, nigga? What the what? Where is this nigga? Oh, no, what'd you say? You there, Chico? Yeah, security. Where you at? You got the Deacon security. Hey, look at that. Hey, grinding on your auntie. Grinding on your auntie. What's up, G? What was she yelling? What was that you did that was yelling? He said, 15. Good for man. That's the whole thing. You definitely look good.  I love it. That stomach is guarding that pussy.  You got to go through the stomach first. What's up? God damn. Hey, Chico. Oh, my bad, dawg.    What you about to take some blood in this Alice's man in this bitch? I see why you sitting next to her. That's gonna make a nigga have a heart attack in this motherfucker. That's yours? Oh, this yours? Hold on, time out. Los.    Destiny. What y'all do?   Y'all fornicate together? With what? I don't know if I care about y'all using that place to do a piece of band in your life.  You tell them if they ever want to put some meat on that sandwich or holla at them. If you ever want to put some meat on that sandwich then holla at them.  What's up with your big oozy vert in this motherfucker?  What's up, guys? What's up, Gene? What's up with you?  You good? You security?     Goddamn, look up there, y'all. Look up there, nigga. Yeah. I ain't doing that as a child.   I can eat her coochie longer than her. Longer than her.  I can eat her coochie longer than her. Longer than her.      Shout her out, top.   Shout her out, top. I can eat her coochie longer than her. I can eat her coochie longer than her. I can eat her coochie longer than her. I can eat her coochie longer than her. I can eat her coochie longer than her. I can eat her coochie longer than her. I can eat her coochie longer than her.  Hell, yeah. Yeah. Come on. We in Richmond, put your hands up. Yeah. I said, if you ready to party, y'all, let's put your hands up in the air. If you a whole Richmond player, I said, yes, indeed. It's going down, lace front sound, ground. Everybody in the hood tonight. We in Richmond, we partying. Get it together, DC. I'm trying to do the O's here. There you go. Get it right. Dance with your socks on all night. Come on, y'all. Get it right. Dance with your socks on all night. Yeah. Don't push me. The lady in the back got the stomach covering up the pussy. It's all cool. She turned 50. Everybody in here ready to party with me. Up top, up top. I hope the whole up top don't drop. Up top, up top. I hope the whole up top don't drop. Cibbit, DC, you stepping in that wet spot.  It's OK. My dog, PPA, at the house, I step in wet spots all the time. I step in wet spots all the time. And what you do? I step in wet spots all the time.  All right. That's the old nigga jig right there. Oh, nobody did that. Wait a minute, trumps.  Yeah.  Mm-hmm.    Really?  Not saying that nobody's lagging in that department, but I'm saying if you want to hit her with the rock, hit her with the motherfucking rock. Go to bluechew.com and use the promo code 85South.  Why wouldn't you want to experiment with bluechew.com? If you got a look and you having problems getting it up, here's what you need to do. Bluechew. Bluechew.com.   You can make love to your lady. Come on, y'all. A for a long, long time and hit her with that wood. I swear to God, I ain't lying. It's a sexual stimulant that make your meat get hard. It's a sexual stimulant that make your meat get hard. I just hit me with some drums. We got broaches eating crumbs. Yeah. I'm a DC nigga. We used to do the hee-haw thing. Get him, Lose. I do your dance, Lose. I do your dance, Lose. I do your dance, Lose. Come on, y'all. Come on, y'all. Come on, y'all. Come on, y'all. I do your dance, Lose. I do your dance, Lose. I do your dance, Lose. I do your dance, Lose. DC, what you got? DC, what you got? DC, what you got? Show the people in the rich that what it's not? Come on. Oh, oh. Come on DC. Oh, come on DC. Oh, come on. Oh, wait for it.  Rich man, Virginia. Rich man, rich man, Virginia. Not just the drums. Uh, uh, uh, uh. Look, it's good workout moves right here. Uh-huh.   I say you need a. Do the jGO. I do the jail maximum in the show. It's not enough. The muscle right? If you're excited, you'll catch a cramp. Give me some keyboard. Uh-oh. Land. OK. Yeah. The 85th in the land. OK. The 85th, so so bad. OK. The live is bad in the land. OK. OK. OK. Wait a minute. Stop. J-O-N. Yo. Go. OK. Oh. Oh. All right. Oh. Oh. Keep it going. All right. Keep it going. OK. Keep it going. All right. Oh. All right. Stop. Put it all together. You ain't even looking at each other like, oh. I said, OK. All right. I said, OK. Good night. I said, OK. All right. Take a break.  Yes, sir. It's how you party at the 85 South Shore. We keep it live at all times.  I don't think they court that. Repeat that one.  Shit don't work. Damn.    She lying.   We're the single ladies in tonight. Ooh. It's a lot of y'all. And you sit next to a nigga.  You. I ain't lying. All right. Yep.  We're going to cut.  Who got niggas? The one who made all the noise. T-boss. Shit. The women in here got women.   That's amazing. Shout out to y'all. Shout out to T-boss. That's got to be fun. Look at this nigga. He forgot we sitting there. Look at that nigga. He don't hug this girl closely.  You better not sit there. Los, you know we was talking about earlier. Fly. Fly. We going to ask you this, man.  When was the first time a woman ever hurt you, though?  I was in ninth grade. I was in ninth grade. I'm pretty sure I gave it to y'all today. But ninth grade. I've been in love with her. Her name is Timlin. Bitch, I hope you hear me. My first love, she told me the day before.  First of all, she was a good girl. You know what I'm saying? So I know it's real. I'm like, oh, she is spiritual. She got a real strong faith. You feel me?  I love you, but I'm like, yes, the next day, she takes me saying, I don't think it's going to work. You know, everybody at school know me for being goofy here. They see it on my face. They're like, what wrong with you? I'm like, that's a deal. Ladies, when you find out how she had me, ladies could be y'all cheap way better than any nigga because y'all better at it than we are. So listen, I'm talking about. Listen, women being a whole other relationship, they cheat different. They in a whole relationship.   We don't know her last name. Nothing. Where she work. All we know is this bitch's first name and what kind of car she got.  We don't even know what kind of car she got. We have an address. Every time we go over there, we don't even remember this bitch's address. Listen, ladies, y'all be terrible. I'm talking about fellas.  Go do that phone.  You're going to see her. You're going to see a message from her mama. Tell Chad, I washed the rest of the clothes that he left at the house. Like, bitch, my name ain't...  Man, we ain't true. I ain't true.  When you know it's over.  No more fellas is when she stop asking if you ate the date. Once she stop asking... Once she stop caring about if you ate the date, nigga, it's over with. Well, she lost her job. That could be the case. But whenever a woman... Like, if your woman pay attention to something in detail all the time and fuss it out and then all of a sudden she just stops saying something about it. Like, if you leave your drawers on the floor and she always, pick your drawers up, baby. Pick your drawers up.  But then one day she just walk in the house and step over the motherfucker.  Another nigga do those things. He don't ever leave his drawers in the floor.  He got a whole maid in his house. You are out of there fellas.   You allow her to leave?  Listen. I'll be like, where you going? I'll take that with you. Go ahead, take that with you. I don't think I'm going to go. Ladies, y'all don't understand the process. I don't think I'm going to go. Y'all go ahead.  You don't do too much.  I don't even know how he's hitting.  I mean that's a part of sex, ain't it? Ain't it a part of sex?  Don't take it.   Let me just turn that back in. Freaky. Damn. You putting out all the stuff. N***a like, see why you want to leave that n***a. You forgot one, Chico? What? That is the... Listen, that's just scary. Ladies, why y'all so sneaky? That's what they do, Adam and Eve. Why y'all so sneaky? Eat the apple. How did y'all get so good at being sneaky? At what age in life did your sneakiness kick in like, I can trick these n***as? It's not even that they sneaky. Adam and Eve. What age? It's not even that they sneaky. Take it back to the middle of the day.  He was like, yo, pussy. It's powerful. She went to that n***a and was like, huh? Bite this apple? He was like, nah, she... Nah, she heard it was, yo, pussy. It's powerful. You ever thought about this?   That's how sneaky women is. It's a whole number of n***a named Bruce that was already alive. Music out. Bruce was already here. They don't even put that n***a in the Bible. The pussy's so good. She done got Jesus to leave Bruce out. Just put Adam in. I don't want them problems. Leave Bruce out. Leave Bruce out. I don't want Bruce in it, Jesus. What? Just put Adam in and we just going to chill because I don't think people will accept me dealing with Bruce. Leave... Jesus. Leave Bruce out. No, but you go, they not sneaky.  Don't they? They learn your whole life. They know your date.   They ain't even... Women know everything.  My n***a ain't even hungry until 1.32 o'clock. What? That way you got a sister routine up on there. Great. We do it.  Every day. We do. It's a survival thing. Look at mama say, y'all do. You married mama. You ever been married? Not no more. You was married.     How long was you married for? Show 30 of time. That's your 28 day. Two years. You was married for two years.  You know what? Like I said, it's all the time. The reason people get divorced so much is because you don't got to get divorced the same way you get married. N***a, if you had to get divorced the same way you get married, like everybody that got an invitation to your wedding, get an invitation to your divorce.   You going somewhere, Chico? Hey, listen. You going somewhere? The divorce would be lit as fuck, boy. What? I'm coming to every divorce, every last one. Want to be the music though when they walk down. Give us some divorce music. Give me some divorce music. I'll be the preacher. Bring the next motherfucker out. Hold up. Let me get you an ex-wife. Hold up. Bring her out. Oh. Oh. Oh. Say, D-n***a by the splitter. They by the... I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, the butt-n***a there's truth. D-n***a by the splitter. Of course I tell the truth, man.  Well, tell your side, OG. Your Honor, my client has requested that he tell his side first. All right, all right, all right. You got a lawyer.   Here we go. Love, I'ma go ahead and keep it real. When I first met her, it was beautiful. It was love. You're still beautiful. It was love.  Order in the court.  Yeah, hold up. Time out.  Love, it was beautiful. It was love.  And then all of a sudden she just start going to eat without a n***a. Mmm. All the time over and over and over again. Without you? Without me. Okay. And they're going to tell me I ain't a man because I can't pick her up no more like we used to when we first started fucking. Okay. Bitch, I ain't been working out. Look at my legs.  Because he's stronger than me.    Calm down, sir. Calm down, sir. So you want her to leave and do what you're doing? No, no, not listen. What just happened, right? So I was feeling bad one day, right? I came home from a long day of work and she was feeling freaky. I got you. You know what I'm saying? She had that same yellow thing on she got with no bottoms.  So I was like, ooh. Objection! Objection! Wait a minute. You said tell my side.  Damn it. So the pussy was hanging a little bit so I was like, I can get to her quicker now because it's already out a little bit. Objection!  All right. Whatever. So I went to pick her up, right? So I started low because you know my back. So I started low and I lifted her up and as soon as I went to slide it in I fell back like this. And then she kept riding me and I couldn't breathe.  And after that, I was like, it's time to go. Do you have asthma? Do you have asthma? Yes. All right, ma'am. I would like to tell you you could have went down for murder. Don't do that again. My client. Don't do that again. My client has given me full disclosure on her side of the story. Speak, because I got 30 more cases. She said that most of the days that her and Chico went on, she in fact paid for it. Oh, objection. Objection. First of all, first of all, this was when I first put my first mixtape out. You told your side, sir. You told your side, sir. This was my first mixtape time, bro.  Now, based on the evidence, I believe my client is telling the truth because every man in this room knows that big women have a lot of extra money. Build, spend, and take care of the thing. Now, my client did go on a lot of lunch days by herself, but that does not mean that she was her favorite.    It's sitting in there short. So the hanging allegations is totally false. I'm sorry.  And that's what I mean. Objection. We're not here to talk about me.  You got it. I see it.  I dig it. Ma'am, walk over here because we ain't coming up all that old history. So are y'all divorced? See, look, look. You see? You see, judge? That would be dope. DC, DC, it's your divorce. It's my divorce? It's your divorce. Shit, I would never got married in a fireplace. Me neither. All right. That's my whole goddamn argument. Here we go. I got it. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 85,000 show Divorce. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. Divorce down. I'm ready. I'm first plaintiff from the west side of Atlanta. His name is John John. Come on out here, John John. Welcome to the 85,000 Divorce. Oh, wow. Hello, ma'am. How are you? What is your name? Tiffany. Tiffany. All right, cut the music. Excuse me, this is another one of my clients. And I can tell from the fashion overdressed that she's not to be trusted. But this is a different court case. And we're here to find out why these two lovely people do not want to be married anymore. Now, you guys had a beautiful ceremony. We have it playing up there on the screen. You guys had Brian McKnight come and sing. One last cry. I love that song. And you guys seem like you're in love. You had your own vows and everything. So, Mr. John John, from the west side, would you please tell your side of the story as to why you no longer want to be with Miss Tiffany?  She got all these followers on Instagram and she's been telling me she, she get money.   We ain't got a bed. Yeah! You hear me?  You hear me? We got a... We start like this, y'all. By the time I wake up, y'all. That is a rough way to live. Now, my question to you, Mr. John John, why as the man haven't you purchased a bed? See, because I... It's 50-50, y'all. I got to move. So, when we hook it up, my part worked. Okay. Her bed broke. Okay. We need another bed. Okay. Well, that makes sense. Miss Tiffany, sounds like he has a very good case. As to why he no longer wants to be with you. Objection, your honor. When I was over there, to discuss... You didn't see an air mattress. What did you see, sir? Blah, blah. Wait, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Mr. Mr. Is that... That was a fan. Is that the sound of the air mattress, or is that the... That was the fan that made that... That's the fan that's in the winter, because you know I record. The fan...  That's the little mermaid effect. I've read that one before. Yeah. It was the fan. The fan. So, what does Mrs. Tiffany's gripe with Mr. John John? It sounds like he's been a great husband. It doesn't sound like she's been too great of a wife. And she got two kids, y'all. Herself. Yeah. And what does herself consist of, sir? She like that. She want to be a hoe, y'all? She wants to be a hoe. She want to be a hoe, y'all? Mr. John John... Every time she want to go out with her friends, she got on tight-eyed clothes. Every time she want to go out with me, it's like lunatic. Oh, wow. Wow. Are you talking about the chicken head? Yeah, big-cold.  You ain't hurt her. Well, Mr. John John, let me ask you a question. No, but the safety of my class, she has to be removed from the courtroom. And she no longer wants to proceed with the procedure. Whatever.  Mr. John John, before we go, you've obviously won the case. Could you please explain why you don't have on any socks or shoes? At Mattress, she wrapped up some of my socks with it. Oh, sweetie.  All right, you have women yelling at you from the crowd, so it sounds like you're gonna be just fine barefoot, man. Precinct, so I'm done with that bitch?  Do you now, do you have anywhere to go, Mr. John John? No, I do not. Oh.     Anybody. Anybody. Hold up, bro, hold up. That's how a whole nigga be skating at the skate rink.  Hey, hey, wait a minute, DC. Carlos has to get divorced now. Oh, I get to turn to be the lawyer. No, no, no, no, no. Okay, put the time out. Yeah, you the lawyer, you the lawyer. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another episode of the 85 South Divorce Show. I am your judge, Mr. Chico Bing. Richmond, Virginia, you guys having a good time tonight. Are you guys ready to see our next case come through? Cut it. All right, ladies and gentlemen, this next case involves a man from Oxford, Mississippi that goes by the name of the Sensei. The creator of Black Men Don't Cheat, so you know it wasn't in the infidelity involved. Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for Carlos Jerome Miller. Mr. Miller, are you okay? All right, cut it. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Miller. Boy, did she be... He's very big. Now, for his former wife, hopefully, all the way from Richmond, Virginia, makes a noise for Mrs. Keisha Miller. No, don't play it, bitch, don't do it. And her lawyer.  And her lawyer, Barefoot John-John.  Barefoot John-John, if you've seen his commercials, John Whitfield, Barefoot, we can kick it. That's his slogan. And he is here. So, let's get to the proceedings. We are here to find out, Mr. Miller, why you no longer want to be with Mrs. Miller, so please state your case. I still got the tape. What tape, sir? The tape I've been using, let me show you.  That is another level of love. To have to tape up your girlfriend's foopa to be able to have access to the vagina. That is hard work, sir. And I see why you're sad. Barefoot John-John, I don't think there's any more he has to say. Please explain. Well, I think the case is kinda closed. Because my client here is open and shut. That's the problem.   That's the problem. John-John! John-John! Wait, wait, wait!  No, your honor! Hey, everybody be quiet, all right?  Okay, well who would you like to bring? He has a character witness. Yes. Who would you like to bring? I would like to bring her pussy. Well, bring it. Here in the first place. I'm sorry, the case is over. Not even Barefoot John-John can find the pussy. If the lawyer can't find the pussy, there's no way you would have been able to, sir. Not without the tape. Not without the tape. Mr. Miller, I am so sorry that you were brought to tears by this woman. You should be ashamed of yourself, Mrs. Miller. Well, let me ask you a question. Cut it, cut it, cut it. You guys are about to be fired. You're not playing at the right times, okay?  You guys aren't even here for the proceedings. You're just here for ambiance, okay? Don't overstep your boundaries. What's ambiance? Ambiance? Yeah.  All right, ladies and gentlemen. Mrs. Miller, please inform us why Mr. Miller had such a difficult time finding your pleasure spot. He won't look at how to nudge. Show who wasn't? Not nudge. Hold on, wait, wait, wait a second, sir. He wasn't. I don't know. He won't look at how to nudge. Now tell him how you ain't had no life as a decrypt. Tell him that part. Did you not have any lights at the house? Found it. That's dead. The lights were dead. She admitted it. Found it. Sure did. Found it. The lights were dead. The lights were dead. Get out of there, buddy. Drop the roof. What are you looking for, Mr. John John? Her pussy is down there. Oh. We need you. Get down in there. Get down in there. Hey, Mr. Miller, give me the tape. Give me the tape. We need the tape. Hey, use the tape. That's what he used. Here, take the tape. Use the tape. Use the tape. Tape it down. Use the tape. It's a fighter. Oh. Use the, oh. He's got me in. Oh, God. Oh. That's about to break up. Tell the truth. Make some noise. Yep. They trying to come here to save it. Yep. Y'all about to break up. Y'all make some noise. Look, she waving her hand. Why? Why y'all gonna pull up? Look, she waving. Why y'all about to break up? It's over with. Shit. It's time to go. Look, his seat in the back.  It's a nigga up there that has really hurt.  What she do, bro? By y'all taking seven times. She what? She ain't what? She ain't make no noise. She ain't make no noise.  That's what that means.  Nigga at the top to turn this phone on.  What type of phone is that? That nigga got a goddamn flat screen TV up there on as a phone. Hold up, bro.  You say you about to leave her?  Then they got a hearing aid.  Brace yourself. Yeah, he definitely can. He peered his head. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Every time somebody say something to him, he like, huh? Every time somebody say something to him, he like, huh? We got the nigga right here that's blind. I didn't know we were going before the bar stop. I didn't know where we were going. I knew where we were going. I see the road. I didn't know where we were going. The road couldn't come out of the car. Jesus. Jesus. You big enough, bro. Did y'all want to push it off to the side? Oh, yeah, for the commercial. Rich Memorjean. Amen. This is the 85 South Show in the whole world. From here to Budapest, and Budapest, and everything that's the rest. Then back to Bucharest. Yeah, there too. Everywhere they drink water.  It was awesome. Ooh.  Man, this ain't me to take. Bro. Oh, my God.  I ain't want to go too crazy. You feel my worth? No, yeah, we ain't go too crazy. But that's the thing, even when we were shot. I was shot. I shot a B round my head, I was like, we do. Never said back. Now one time. Right, right, right, right, right, right. We know what we're at. No, we're not this. No, we're not this. We're not this. But I know when I was holding my head, I was like, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's time to work. Yeah.  We said, that is the man.  Oh, God. Go to commercial. First, I would punch it. You trying to kick it? I'm gonna tell you.  No, that nigga got dead.  I mean, you see, man. You see, he was like, yeah, just don't write it. Just don't write it. I ain't been hit. I ain't bad. Ready to show off?  I ain't been hit. I ain't been hit. I ain't been hit. I ain't been hit. I ain't been hit. I ain't been hit. I ain't been hit. I ain't been hit, but I ain't been hit bad. I ain't been hit. I ain't been hit. I ain't been hit. This nigga ain't been hit. He ain't been hit. But he ain't been hit. I don't stinker Employee We gotta get the big up to people like Virginia for coming out and wanting to see the show.  Help us, man. They're about to get up. Let me start on them. Yeah, I'm gonna... Then you come back again. I'm gonna come back again. A lot of people say, well, that made a show a little more... Stole the ball in the inbound. Stole the ball in the inbound.  They're the balls of the ball, man.  A lot came back with no socks, no shoes, nigga. They went back in the morning and came back out barefoot. Niggas that was just incredible.  Give us 10, 15 minutes, 20, 30 minutes.  You know what I'm saying?   We never was doing those things. When I got lost in Chico, Chico made me think a little bit. You feel what I'm saying? We got lost. It's more so with comedic genes. Certain words. I know words. You see. I got me with the physical standards. Physical. I see what everybody doing. It was like, damn.   If you be hitting him for the left turn, he go out there and then do it. Now you're getting physical.  So it's like, well, I'm gonna help each other. See it all the way around. Remember y'all posted her and John the other day, right? I'm like, yo, I'm sending it. Y'all can sign her. It's the first one. That's the first one. Then I did that one. Then I did that one. He came out here. Then I started on this one. Oh, the Bobby Brown. Yeah, I'm a dude. I'm a dude. Got that. Fract smoking your body. And then I'm working on this one. Oh, my God. Look at those. Let me hold it. But I'm on IG. Here we go, y'all. Put him on Instagram. Hey, here we go. Three, two, one. Yes, sir.  I don't know why. Call her girl. Call her girl. Call her girl. Call her girl. Call her girl. Call her girl. Call her girl. Call her girl. That was a good plan.  What are you looking for? Really, it ain't gonna be me. What?    Doesn't matter. We can talk about what this is.  I said, bro. He's here. He said he was a plane No, you don't want me to be your friend I I take up If you have vaginal mesh, you could be in time for financial compensation Now Thank you so much I Why the numbers up so how I Listen I love was sleeping his show was today and I have my ticket since April three hundred dollars gone just for y'all And the two and a half I I That way One You Thank you I I Make these no more you guys Make them no more Like the first she didn't believe She taught you how to read out nobody's talking her clay. No, nobody say that in this mission. She taught me my I took a couple of okay.  Oh, that's a niff. He said my phone. No, but that's the nigga Who'd be cutting the grass? All right. I'm gonna treat you good. I'm gonna take you to the show Back That's real thank you for coming I appreciate you Don't come up in Starship don't come up in Starship nigga No idea Hey No idea use ready to protect your ladies I know you ain't got a purse He Crazy Just start sending us that money It's a bird Hey, but that's a real shit. Thank you. Thank you All right Oh That's good service seats right there This nigga crazy With me When you are next to me Is the feeling say And when you say when you smile I think You have a good evening A little fairy tale walking in here she was all bad as you're trying to get to us but the hill I And he DJ out here, DJ energize little flip When your batteries look DJ energize somebody plug up energize much First off welcome to Richmond Then I put on my nautical polo to me and my lady can slide post up 85 south shore.  I see this year We're gonna be dead like the nigga is in the top row.  I was trying to get her in the show I'm gonna do a snow jet You're so beautiful. Oh, so beautiful.    I'll play right field.  Say wait a minute.  I'm giving her hard dingling hard I got One nine hundred you know that free side to keep having to take it I say you saw Okay, if you went to the stove, put that dangling back What's up, you put your glasses up like you was great I'm not gonna take what you feel on her boot on the church trip Oh Oh my god, come on man. So innocent So innocent on the church trip. No, she wouldn't feel like Carlos cuz sit next to me color.  They pay for experience big show fat arm no muscle That's dead weight Hey, I got muscle all your feet


Welcome back to the Sportsmax Zone as mentioned earlier. There is a high power team of cricket officials here in studio with us today. From Cricket West Indies, we have President Dr. Kishore Shalo, CEO of Cricket West Indies, Johnny Grave and Director of Cricket at Cricket West Indies, Miles Baskham. The delegation from the West Indies Players Association is led by President Wavelle Hines and he is accompanied by the honorary General Secretary of Weepo, Wayne Lewis. However, without further delay, I'll now invite CWI President Dr. Kishore Shalo to present his message to the many stakeholders of West Indies Cricket. Thank you, Mariah. Nearly one year ago, I assumed the role of President of Cricket West Indies and from the outset, I emphasised the significant responsibilities that come with this role. Today, I wish to reiterate that there is no underestimation of the substantial workload associated with this office. Nevertheless, I accepted this responsibility with intention to serve the people of our cherished region. I highlighted then as I highlight now and as I emphasise now that our understanding, respect and appreciation for the enduring value of cricket has a very core of our identity. The West Indies is not merely a geographic term, it is a collective of people intricately connected by the essence of cricket. This game deeply rooted in our hearts continues to shape us as a people. And in my ongoing service, I wish to thank persons who have supported the journey for the last few months, my esteemed Vice President as in Bazarat, my board, key stakeholders, of course, including my management, CEO Johnny Grave, Director of Cricketmires Basketball and others at the Secretary to Nantiga and throughout the entire system. And of course, our strategic partners. And I will of course start with Sportsmax as one, of course. And our government, heads of governments who continue to support West Indies Cricket, and I'm quite heartened to have with us today, Weeper, West Indies Press Association President Wever Hines and of course the Honorary Secretary Wayne Lewis. And it is truly his collaborative endeavours of these stakeholders that we are positioned to continue making significant strides in proudly hoisting the West Indies flag as we anticipate the upcoming T20 World Cup in June later this year, promising to be a global spectacle in our region in a few months. I'm not only filled with excitement, but immense pride. The future of West Indies Cricket is undeniably bright, and this is not blindfolded optimism by any means. And today, I present to you some of the reasons why I share that sentiment which has been echoed by many across the region. In the last few months, we have been engaged at Cricket West Indies with negotiations with Weeper, West Indies Press Association, to chart the course for a more inclusive and result-oriented approach in a memorandum of understanding. I can report that we conclude these negotiations no different than we started months ago with the best interest of Cricket at heart. And so, I'm delighted to share with you five of these, and later on you will hear from President Wave and Heinz who would elaborate on some of these. One, enhanced team price, money and individual player rewards, potential for multi-year retainers' contract, increase men's match fees, retention policy for overseas domestic tournaments, and of course, some of the best for last, equality for women's cricketers in our region. These provisions underscore our commitment to creating an environment where players strived and West Indies Cricket continues to shine on the global stage. I'm quite happy to say that we do not conclude here as Cricket West Indies and Weeper, but we will continue to work effortlessly to update the following framework, fitness and conditioning, selection policy and NSEs. As we embark on this transformative journey for Cricket West Indies, let me thank everyone who has contributed again to the success thus far, and we look forward to creating more success in the coming months. Thank you. All right. Thank you so much, Dr. Shalo. There you heard from the president of Cricket West Indies, Dr. Shalo, ahead of this monumental occasion, which will see Cricket West Indies and the West Indies Players Association signing a memorandum of understanding. I'll now invite Wevel Hines, the president of the West Indies Players Association, to deliver his address. Wevel? Thank you. Good evening to the Caribbean. Good evening to our audience. It is indeed a pleasure for the West Indies Players Association to be associated with the West Indies Cricket again. Firstly, I want to thank all my members, thank the executive members of the Players Association and staff, and of course our partners, Cricket West Indies, in truly putting together a very good document, an MOU, that certainly can move West Indies Cricket forward. We are very mindful of the fact that the landscape of Cricket has changed as the calendar year remains at 12 months. The number of T20, T10 competitions that have populated that calendar is just growing on a daily basis. We are also mindful that it is an opportunity for our members or players or cricketers to earn a living on a consistent basis outside of the Caribbean. We are also very mindful that the budget on the very Cricket West Indies budget and the budget of the Caribbean, the economic budget, is not one that could carry the demands of international cricket. So we are very happy that our members or players are in a position to earn a living outside of the Caribbean. As it is now, we are operating on an MOU that has certainly been extended because of the nature of the negotiations and we look forward to having Cricket West Indies as our partner in making sure that we monitor these discussions, monitor these documents, and make sure that the implementation towards the benefit of our players are there. The welfare of our players are important, the rights and the benefits of our players are important and certainly we did not come to an agreement without the involvement of our esteemed players. We have a player advisory committee led and chaired by Barbeid, former Barbeidist captain or maybe still captain of the Barbeidist team, Ms. Shakira Selman, who is also a director of the West Indies Players Association. And the thank her and her team for their contributions. Captain Haley Mathews made her contribution in a very significant way and so did captain Rahman Pavel. So we had an all-inclusive approach where we had members from the AG and the last annual general meeting in Antigua who have nominated their respective supporting groups from the player group to join us at a negotiating table. We're looking forward to this. There are different increases in the different bands which most players would like to hear. And we are also very grateful that in what we are doing, we are also about gender equality and gender equity. And as such, we have managed to craft an agreement that will see between 2024 to 2027 where women cricketers will be on par with the men in terms of their payments. So it is indeed a great time for the West Indies Players Association. It is a good time for West Indies Cricket and we also look forward to making sure that from the regional level up, we are doing so. To go with that for regional women, we are looking to have at least six women contracted as professionals at a regional level and we look to grow those numbers in a very incremental way as we get to the end of the contract at the MOU in 2027. So it is indeed a great time for West Indies Cricket. We are very excited and we are looking forward to partnering with Cricket West Indies and our members to try and improve and move this forward. There are policies involved as it relates to maternity and we are under negotiations to deal with paternity policies to treat with our members as they deal with their personal family lives and how they can move that forward concurrently while being professional cricketers. So this is a very inspirational time for me. I am happy to be a part of it. I have been involved in excess of 20 years as an administrator for the West Indies Players Association and I am indeed happy to see where we are today. But when we started out, our women cricketers were earning $10 a day at the regional level. If they had a tournament for 15 days, they would get a $10 per day, which is $150. And at that time, when it happened back in 2014, I think Stefan and Taylor would have been the number one all around the world at that time. So if you make the comparison between then and now, we have certainly made some good strides going forward. So it is a very progressive agreement and we look to continue to grow that from strength to strength. Thank you very much. Yes, thank you so much Wevel. So there you have it, our address from Weeper President Wevel Hines, which followed an earlier address by President of Cricket West Indies, Dr. Kishore Shalo. Right after the break, we'll witness a never-before-seen event on regional television, the official signing of a memorandum of understanding between Cricket West Indies and the West Indies Players Association. Stay with us back with more right after the break.


Who do you think of when you think of Purdue? Is there any person that sticks out? Oh, I don't know that there's any one person. I think it's actually people. And I would start with students. The love that students have for this place, you quickly see. I would say it's staff, like the people, their advisors, success coaches. And then the faculty. The faculty care deeply about this place as well. And can you forget the alarm? It just goes on and on. But it's not any one person.


What's going on everyone, Sam here with Layton Sports Guards. We are doing 2021, 22, Petini Mosaic, Road to the FIFA World Cup, soccer hobby, three box break, number five, random team style. Here is again, a look at your random results. If you ever have any questions on this, you can always find it under the results tab in the website as well as there is a link currently in chat. So let's do it guys. Good luck everyone here. Brand new product we've got ripping. So I'm excited. Get my results up and let's do it. Box number one for me of this. Got four, three boxers of this tonight, including this one, so we ended up going through a full case of it. Got 11 spots to go in the next, the second break of this. So if you guys are interested in jumping into some Mosaic World Cup, we've got plenty of room tonight. All right, here we go. Good looking cards as always. Halisic, there's a Mosaic, Jocheem Anderson for Denmark. Got David Rahm, Silver. Paredes and Montage is Zach Steffen. Jinsab, you are Jim S in this one. So you have Spain. You have Spain. We have it marked down on our thing. It was just hard to translate it over into English, so I do apologize on that one. But you have Spain. Pressnell Kimpembe for France on the Mosaic. Giacomo Raspidori for Italy on the Red Mosaic. Pitchmasters and Stéphane Lanier for Austria. How much is a box? Do you mind checking on that really quick when you get a chance? Sean's gonna check for you, Cypher. Philip Weinhardt. The Griezmann, there's a Messi base. Jocens, Roger World Cup, yes. 399.99. 399.99 on the website. Got Roberto Alvarado on the Mosaic rookie. Red, Joe Rodan for Wales. Pitchmasters, Pitchmasters. Got any room to an elements? What do you mean six? What do you mean six? Yeah, no problem, Cypher. You talking personals or you talking like a break tonight? Sasa Kala Zidic, that's Austria. Silver, Serginio Dest, man of mastery, a couple parallels there. We have a couple mixers. We have like a three box, it's a six box, three elements and three gold standard if you're into that six. You got two of those tonight. No, just like regular elements. Owen Wingendol for Netherlands, Adam Taggart. Base there, Luis Diaz, Kevin De Bruyne. Garth Ball, that's Pirro and Copy. Red Ruben Diaz, Portugal. Luis Suarez, man of mastery. I could check for you right now, Cypher. Sean's gonna drop it for you. I wanna say it's not super expensive. Yeah, it's like $69 a spot. Nice. Sergio Peña, Karim Benzema, nice one there. Leon Goretzka for Germany. Red, Ryan Grant, Australia. Raspidori and Carlos Salsito. What up, spider? Hey, what's up, spider? How you doing, buddy? Another spot coming in for tier one. Nice one there, guys. Got 11 to go on the next one of this as well. Yeah, it's only like $75 a spot. Get your in country or like country combo as well. Got Mosaic is Eden Hazard for Belgium. Silver Moises Kaisetto for Ecuador. And again, yeah, sorry, Wester McKinney, man of mastery. Oops, that is Alexis Sanchez. There's an early Holland base. There you go, Norway. Yeah, Joe Rodan. We've got Paul Pogba on the pink. There you go, France. 32 out of 49. Who's got France? That's cool, man. Very solid. That would be Jonathan Kaye, picking up a Paul Pogba on the pink. Love the pink Mosaic look. Very nice. Grats on that one, Jonathan. Tega and base. We got in here. Virginia Dest. There's Paul Pogba. Got Otto is gonna be Renato Tapia. That is going to Peru. I think Peru's on a combo here. That would be Matthew M with Uruguay and Peru combo. And then we got another numbered card. 27 out of 99 for Italy. That is Ciro Immobile. Italy going to Chad B. Grats on that Chad. Got a red Luis Abram for Peru. And Meta Mastery, Nicholas Berea. Send these base over to Sean. Still loving to go on the next one. Thank you, guys. Let's do box two here. Right on the six. Well, I appreciate that six. Thank you, thank you. Got to roll you the Steelers this time. If I roll six, it's not really the Rays, I apologize, guys. I'm out of here. That's brutal. We're running out of here. That's brutal. The Young. Running Aronson. Ricardo Pepe on the Mosaic. Nice one there. Grats on that US. Red Robin Gosens. De Nio and Meta Mastery is Rodrigo Bentoncourt or Bentoncourt for Uruguay. Erling Holland. Nice base there for Norway. Joe Rodan. That's Jackson Irvine on the Mosaic rookie. David Alaba. Pitch Masters locked on Ibrahimovic. Have our auto in this one. There's a Ronaldo base. There you go, Portugal. Griezmann. There's only a Messi base. Nice pack here. Messi and a Ronaldo solid. There you go, Argentina and Portugal. We've got, that is Jau Conceo or Concello going to Portugal on the auto. Nice one there. Not number. Grats on that. He's got Portugal. That would be Portugal. Wenschen Esk. Congrats Wenschen. We've also got a blue for the Netherlands. 95 out of 99, Daniel Malin. There you go, Michael T. Picking up a nice numbered card. Got red is Conrad Leymir. Pitch Masters on how de Maria. When some lose most. I heard that. Oh yeah. Graven Birch. Harry Kane. Mosaic, David Alaba for Australia. Silver Matias Svanberg. Pitch Masters and men of mastery is Usman Dembele. I have not, no. Mosaic or Balen Pineda for Mexico. Nice, Red Lionel Messi. There you go, Argentina. Congrats on that, Michael M. Very nice card. Emil Forsberg for Sweden. And Mateo Kovecic, Croatia. I'm trying six. I'm trying for you, man. We got a gold coming up, guys. There's a name R. Come on, big gold. Big gold. Let's see. Alexis Sanchez for Chile. That is 10 out of 10. Going to Michael T. On the Chile-Equador combo. Nice one there. Congrats on the gold. Take that. Got Calvin Stengs. And Pitch Masters, Romelu Lukaku. Pedri Kimmich. Pedro Galasi for Peru. Red Rookie Nuno Mendez for Portugal. Gianluigi Donaruma. And Metamashri Unai Simone. Some more spots coming in here, guys. Going to do a quick refresh. See how we're looking on this. Down to nine. Nine to go on the next break. You got it? I'm going to tweak it really quick. Nine, what? Not bad, right? Pretty solid. Alexis Sanchez is good, too. Yeah. Thorgon Hazard. Kai Havertz in there. Diego Laniz. Got Calvin Stengs for Netherlands going on the Mosaic rookie. Silver Facundo Torres, Uruguay. Metamashri, Pitch Masters, Marcel Sabitzer, and Matteo Pacina for Italy. Two to go, guys. Two to go here. Kazimiro Ricardo Pepe. Yuri Telemans for Belgium on the Mosaic. Nice one there. Silver Marcos Lopez on the rookie for Peru. Matus Klich for Poland. And Pitch Masters, Erling Haaland for Norway. Jackson Irvine. Joshua Kimmich Red is Pierre-Emile Hoiberg, Denmark. And Pitch Masters, Robert Lewandowski, Poland. All right, that'll do it for box number two. To box number three. Good luck here, everyone, so that we can get out of here for you guys. Like that you've guaranteed an autograph in every single one, that always helps, for sure. I'm pretty good checklist for autographs, though. Pretty solid checklist. Can't wait for National Treasures World Cup to come out, dude. That's gonna be, there's gonna be imbaphe autos, the imbaphe patch autos. That's gonna be absolutely nuts. Danny Olmo. Christopher Ager for Norway on the Mosaic rookie. Red, Louise Abram for Peru. Dembele and Florian Newhouse for Germany. Kimmich, that is Eden Hazard for Belgium. Thibaut Courtois for Belgium again on the Silver of the Neo. And Harry Soutar, going to Australia. The Land Down Under. Artega, got Owen Wendell, that is rookie going in the Netherlands. Silver, Chavez Schlager. Miel Forsberg and Hassan Al-Hados for Qatar. No, no stained glass or overdrive pulled yet. Mills, neither. Zapata on top, nice. Benzema in there as well. Adam Taggart, rookie for Australia. Jose Macias for Mexico, Silver rookie. John Luca Lapidula for Peru. And Yosmar Yotan for Peru. Doing my best with these names as well, guys. Just when I thought I was starting to get good, now they throw the World Cup at me, so it's all different countries now, too. Lorenzo Insigni for Italy. Thorgan Hazard, Belgium. Ibrahimovic and Ilke Gundogen for Germany. It's like we've got our auto coming up here, guys. Alexis Sanchez, there's an Anzu Fatih. Harry Kane, got Tyler Adams for the US of A. Nice one there, congrats United States. Who's got the US? That would be Jonathan Kay, picking up another auto. Tyler Adams this time, congrats. We've got Christian Romero, that's Red Marcel Sabitzer, Austria, Lukaku and Roberto Firmino. There's a Holland base, there you go, Norway. Pedro Miguel, Joe Rodan, there's a Lewandowski for Poland. Red Lionel Messi, second one of the break. Congrats again, Michael M with Argentina. Nice, Jeremy Doku and Georgino for Italy. Oh, a lot of good Messi stuff here so far.  See you later, guys. We'll do Sasa Kaladizic for Austria. Silver. Okay, sounds good, Lane, thank you. Martin Otegaard for Norway. Gianluca Donnaruma and Matus Klitsch. Shenanigans going on here at LSE. Shenanigans. There's a Griezmann, there's a Lionel Messi base. Seems like it's Griezmann then followed by Messi. Varotti, Serginio Dest for the US. Martin Boyle for Australia, Silver Rookie. Pitchmasters, Polgar and Metamashri, Luis Diaz. And last pack of the break, good luck here, everyone. The Dahl, there's a Polisic base. Akram Hassan Afif for Qatar. Nice, Red Antoine Griezmann. There you go, Jonathan Kay with France. Nice hit there. Erling Holland Pitchmasters and Jose Jimenez Pitchmasters. That'll do it for the break. Gonna do a quick recap here, guys. Yeah, I would say just all colors, perfect. Blue to 99. Danielle Nallen, Netherlands. Siro Immobile for Italy, Blue 99. Alexis Sanchez, Gold to 10 for Chile. Nice one again there, Chile. That is Michael T on the combo spot. Autos, we've got Tyler Adams for the US. We've got Gio Concello for Portugal. And we've got Renato Tapia going to, that was Peru. That'll do it for the break there, guys. Thanks again. Next up, we've got another one of these to fill up. So hang tight.


Daily Tech News show is made possible by its listeners. Thanks to all of you, including Norm Physicus, Chris Allen, and Chris Smith. Coming up on DTNSA, new chatbot portends the coming of OpenAI's GPT-4, and I'll break down everything you need to know about the streaming TV landscape just in time to answer all your relative's questions at Christmas. Or whatever. This is the Daily Tech News for Thursday, December 1st, 2022, in Los Angeles. I'm Tom Merritt. Happy December, everybody, from Studio Redwood. I'm Sarah Lane. From Los Angeles, I'm Justin Roberts. And I'm the show's producer, Roger Chang. Happy Canadian Day of podcasting, everyone, and a blessed podcast day to all of our Canadian listeners. Blessed day. Blessed day. May the podcast download. Let's start with the quick hits. Researchers at Disney published a paper called Production Ready Face Reaging for Visual Effects, which details its new face reaging network, also known as FRAN, F-R-A-N. That's a neural network which automates the process of digitally changing the age of an actor. Disney says it's practical, fully automatic, and production ready method. Disney researchers generated thousands of examples of synthetic faces aged between 18 to 85 years old using the StyleGAN2 network to train FRAN and then developed a user-friendly interface for artists to use the tool in a production environment. Yeah, no Disney actor need ever age, ever again. LastPass disclosed that an unauthorized party gained access to some third-party cloud storage that LastPass used and accessed, quote, elements of our customer's information. Now, the company clearly stated, no passwords were compromised. But because it's called LastPass, I see a lot of people still reacting as if your password got compromised. This is not great, but we're talking things like email addresses and maybe physical addresses, depending. We don't know. They haven't given us that information, but it's a third-party access thing. It's not the password servers. The attacker gained access using information obtained in August 2022 breach of its developer environment. So, again, not great, but not passwords. Salesforce co-CEO Brett Taylor will step down from the role on January 31st, leaving co-founder Mark Benioff as the sole CEO again. Taylor joined Salesforce through its acquisition of his company Quip back in 2016 and was named co-CEO last year. He also served as chairman of Twitter's board until it went private. Benioff said that Taylor left to found a new company. We have lots of things happening in the brain-computer interface world. Neuralink made several announcements Wednesday. A Neuralink team demonstrated a surgical bot that could insert electrode threads into a dummy filled with brain-like material in order to capture outgoing signals. During the demo, the robot was able to plant 64 threads, each a few blood cells wide in just 15 minutes. That was an actual demo that they did. That kind of precision may not even be necessary though. Neuralink is wireless, and that same robot can also implant electrodes from outside the skull by just making some, it sounds horrible, small holes in the skull, but it's less invasive than like wiring your brain. Neuralink is among many companies working on brain-computer interfaces. Others are Science Corp, Precision Neuroscience, and Synchron. Neuralink's first two applications are intended to help those with paralysis and to restore vision. Now we don't know because we talked about it, but after we discussed Hive on Wednesday's show, the company announced it was taking its servers offline for a couple days to address stability and security issues. Hive is currently hiring for two developer positions, which would increase its staff to five. They may need more. I'm just, I don't know. Just a guess. All right, let's talk about some large language models, Justin. Indeed, Tom. Technology Review reports on a spinoff of OpenAI's GPT-3 large language model called a chat AI. The implementation of the LLM is tuned for answering questions in a back and forth dialogue. OpenAI says it can answer follow-up questions, admit its mistakes, challenge incorrect premises, and reject inappropriate requests. Technology Reviews will Douglas Haven tried it out and said that he still caught it making some stuff up. The difference is if you ask chat GPT, are you sure? It might say, okay, maybe not if it isn't. And it will decline to answer questions about topics it hasn't been trained on, including events that happened after 2021. It also will not answer questions about individual people. Yeah, so OpenAI asked people to give examples of good responses to various prompts and then use those responses to train chat GPT. Then humans scored how that initially trained model worked. Did it work? Did it not? Did we get good answers? Did we not? And those scores were fed into a reinforcement model to further train the model. As a result, it's better than GPT-3, but it's not perfect. Yeah, one of the ways it's better is it can spot errors. Heaven notes in the Technology Review article, if you say to GPT-3, tell me about when Christopher Columbus came to the U.S. in 2015. GPT-3 will go, Christopher Columbus came to the U.S. in 2015 and was very excited to be here. But chat GPT will say, this question is a bit tricky because Christopher Columbus died in 1506. So it goes that extra step of seeing the mismatch. However, when Heaven tried to ask it about diffusion models, it took four refined questions to be like, nah, that's not what I mean by diffusion model. That doesn't sound like a diffusion model until it finally understood and properly responded. So it's not a model that you can use if you don't already know something about what you're asking, which does limit its usefulness. This shows how hard it is to train algorithms and to tell fact from fiction. OpenAI is also working on a model called WebGPT that can look up info on the web and give answers with cited sources. They may also add that to chat GPT in the coming months. OpenAI has made a demo of chat GPT available at chat.openai.com, where you can report flaws you find to help them improve the model. Yeah, so this isn't, and I don't think OpenAI was trying to pretend it was, this isn't the thing that solves it all. And you can just never be fooled by this. It's still, like you said, Justin, it's still hard for an algorithm to be able to tell fact from fiction, but there's a lot more fail safes here. And if you're willing to say, well, I'm not gonna trust everything, but I know enough about what I'm asking it that I can get some useful responses and give me context. One person from OpenAI was saying that they use it for coding to kind of help them review their code and help them spot errors. Seems like it's an improvement on GPT-3 in that respect and probably a pointer to one of the many improvements everyone expects when GPT-4 comes out. Yeah, 100%. I have a great, great, great faith that GPT-4 is going to be something that is not only impressive, but possibly even game-changing for how we understand AI. When we look at these applications, whether it be this or Dahli or any of the other things that OpenAI has done with GPT-3, I think we should really just think of them as applications that's based on the OS of what they have created here. So look at them not as gigantic step forwards in AI in general, but rather just this is how powerful this engine is. And if you point it in this direction, this is what it can do. Obviously it needs to be trained like any model needs to, but from what is being whispered about GPT-4, that engine might be getting exponentially more powerful. Yeah, I mean, I find it interesting that the way to train the model seems to be, at least from the reviews I've read, is try to trip it up, you know? See, Christopher Columbus came here in 2015, right? And it goes, hmm, well, hmm, maybe you're right, but I don't think you're right. That wouldn't make sense since he died so many years earlier. That is a great way to make a model smarter. But yeah, I mean, I kind of liken it to like the early days of Wikipedia when I didn't trust what was going on with moderators on Wikipedia as much as I do now, because the system is sort of in place. This feels like the first steps of kind of the same idea where it's like, all right, if I ask a question and I get an answer, do I trust that answer, or do I think that I've somehow confused the AI?  That the idea that AI can only succeed if it is omniscient, I think is a little bit of a red herring for AI's real true purpose, which is just going to be sorting through a lot of information very fast and being able to give you a lot of ideas or a lot of decision making that would otherwise be either time consuming or impossible in the way that we normally do it, or very, very costly. And I think that's what GPT-4, that's really where the worth is going to be, not necessarily it being an answer machine that always gives you the right answer. Yeah, I think we need to set our expectations around these models. I think there's two extremes. One extreme is too optimistic that these algorithms can do everything when they can't. And then the other extreme is too pessimistic, which is to say that, well, because they're flawed, they shouldn't be used at all. And we're gonna talk to Andrea Jones Roy about this on Monday, but I think the answer is, you should be very clear on how good the model you're using it is and what it's good at and what it's not. And then like any tool, it's useful. None of us don't use search just because search isn't perfect. We all know search isn't always gonna return the thing we're looking for, but we kind of understand that and we understand the boundaries in which it is. And so we still use search and we use it with an expectation of how good it's gonna be. And maybe it's gonna get better over time, but we kind of know where it is. And I think that's gonna be true with all different kinds of these models. That's the other thing, there's not an AI. I think we need to get out of that way of thinking about it too. There's lots of different flavors of it. I think that's a really good comparison. I mean, when I search something that I don't know much about, it's kind of like, let's just get on the board here. You know, give me some results and then I can refine things from there. And I think this probably should be addressed the same way. Well, if you've got thoughts about this, maybe you are an AI and you'd like to chat in our Discord, you can do that by linking your Patreon account at patreon.com slash DTNS. Well, streaming TV services obviously pay a big part in the holidays.  When you gather together, you may even get them or the devices they run on as gifts.  How do I use it? With all that in mind, we decided to put together an overview of the current world of streaming TV for both the new and the experienced. Some of you are very experienced. Some of you are kind of just getting into it. So, Tom started covering this at CNET way back when Netflix had just launched a streaming service and Voodoo was a set-top box. So, Tom, you know, the most obvious question that some people still have is, oh, I have a cable subscription. Like, is this gonna be better? What are the advantages? Yeah, I still see this a lot. Some people going like, well, I might as well just go back to cable. Cable and even broadcast, remember, only give you access to hundreds of shows at a time. You can only see what is linearly being broadcast. Even with your DVR, which you can save for a while but you got limited space, you still have to wait for the episodes to air to record. Now, cable does have some on-demand offerings and even access to shows on apps, but they are limited and they almost always contain ads. Many streaming services offer thousands of shows and every show they offer is available the minute you launch that app. A lot of them are ad-free and you won't fill up your DVR having to save them because they're just there in the service. You don't have to manage anything. Also, cable gives you limited options over what channels you get and how to pay for them. Usually it's a few tiers. Most streaming services offer all their content for a much lower price than cable. Each streaming service won't have the breadth of cable, so you'll need multiple streaming services but you have more control over them because they are cheaper and you can subscribe to more than one at a time and increase your breadth and add and remove services as you need. You don't have to call the cable company. You don't have to return any equipment to do that. There are more kinds of services that people realize though, Tom. What are they? Glad you asked, Justin. I'm gonna lump streaming services into a few categories here. The biggest and the one most people think about is called SVOD, Streaming Video on Demand. That's the Netflix category. Disney Plus, Hulu, HBO Max, Paramount Plus, Apple TV Plus, Amazon Prime, even Peacock. They're all parts of that. There's a subcategory of those that are more niche. Your Brit Box, which does British TV. Vicky, which does Asian dramas. Shutter, does horror. Then you've got your movie services, stars, epics, showtime. There's Fast, which stands for free ad supported television, streaming television. Tubi, Pluto, Zumo, Free V, the Roku channel. Those are all fast services. Peacock even has a limited fast service that you can get without having to pay it. Those only require you to install the app and create an account. Some like Tubi are mostly on demand. So they work like Netflix, they just have ads. Others like Pluto have a grid, although they also have some on demand services. But that's kind of, I think when people think of streaming services, what people are mostly talking about. Yeah, so people say, wow, how great. I have all of this content for free. However, if you want to see certain shows or you wanna have a certain experience, add-ons are kind of the way to do that with a lot of these services. So what is the add-on landscape looking like these days? Yeah, it's kind of confusing because Roku calls it a channel store when they talk about their app store, but you'll hear it called channel stores sometimes. It's almost like cable. It's the ability to add one or more of those niche channels to a bigger one. So Amazon lets you add stars. Apple TV Plus lets you add Paramount Plus. Hulu will let you add Showtime. That way you don't need to use multiple apps to access content from multiple services. You could just use the one app, you just have the one bill. And it's easy to add and remove those services unlike cable. You can go channel by channel. Not all services are available this way on all platforms that have a channel store. So this isn't really a cable replacement, although I think a lot of these platforms would like it to become one. They would like to be the platform that handles all the other services for you. We're just not there yet. Now, Tom, I think I remember seeing some services that seem a lot like cable. What's up with those? There are streaming services that imitate cable, Justin. YouTube TV, Hulu Live, Sling TV, Direct TV Stream. Unlike most of the ones we've mentioned so far, these are mostly US services. There are some analogs overseas. They give you a grid of channels that you can watch live, the ability to record shows on a cloud DVR, that grid that you would get from your cable service. And they all have the same limitations of traditional cable, except that they're easier to sign up for and cancel in most cases. And you use the equipment you have.  They also tend to have fewer channels than cable TV. They just don't have all the deals yet. And while they cost less than cable, the cost has been rising and they often appear to be more expensive than cable because cable advertises low introductory prices. But in general, they're still cheaper. So there are definitely the folks who say, all right, streaming, I'm in. But other people say, well, I really just only care about certain shows, individual shows and movies, like maybe a DVD or Blu-ray library that I have in my house. So how do those people get service? Yeah, so those are the stores, right? Your Apple store, your Google store, YouTube sells things through the Google store on YouTube. We mentioned Voodoo before, Voodoo is a store where you buy movies and TV shows. Amazon has a store as part of their service as well. And then there's a service called Movies Anywhere that will sync your movie purchases across these services for almost all the studios. There's no such service for TV shows though. You buy TV shows on Voodoo, you're gonna have to watch them on Voodoo. You buy a movie on Voodoo though, and if it's part of a studio that participates in Movies Anywhere and you've linked it to Movies Anywhere, then that movie would show up on your Apple movie app. It would show up on your Google movie app, et cetera. Well, I'm glad that we got to the end of all the services available on streaming unless there's more. Yeah. Justin, do you like the sports? I do. Live streaming sports services are probably another example here, ESPN Plus, or ones from the leagues themselves, like MLB. There's community-oriented stuff as well, YouTube, Weverse, live news streamers. Those are usually free with ads. So you can get CBS ABC and NBC News apps that are absolutely free. They're just ad-supported. And then there's paid news services like Fox Nation and some of the news services give you more if you log in with a cable subscription, et cetera. All right, so if you're thinking, why do these Netflix-like services change content? Why does stuff move around so much? Is there a way to keep track of it? And is this still the Wild West, or can I just pick one option and get all the things? No, you cannot pick one option to get all the things, sadly. I feel like that was a lie that Netflix didn't combat in the early days. People were like, oh, Netflix, someday it'll have all the things. And Netflix never promised it would, but they kind of let people believe that. But yeah, it's a big question that people have. Why does stuff move around? This is a complicated one, but I'll try to give a simple answer. Netflix has its own studio, and it makes a lot of things there, but the vast majority of Netflix content, including a lot of Netflix originals, are made elsewhere, and Netflix pays for them to be made by somebody else. Some are purchased from production companies, and those production companies agree to give Netflix all the rights to a show. Those are indistinguishable from shows produced in-house, so there's really not a real difference, but sometimes those production houses will keep some of the rights, some of the worldwide rights maybe, so Netflix might not be able to show it in all markets. For instance, Star Trek Discovery used to show on Netflix outside the US and Canada, and then CBS said, no, we wanna put this on Paramount Plus overseas too, and they took the rights back. There's a bunch of Korean shows that show on cable and broadcast TV in Korea, but outside Korea, you get them on Netflix. Some are just fully licensed, where Netflix just paying a temporary license, that's how they got Seinfeld, and this is because Netflix doesn't have the huge studio operation that the legacy companies have. If you're a large legacy media company, like a Disney or a Comcast, you have huge studio operations. You have movie studios, you have network studios, you've been filling your services with your own stuff. Disney Plus is probably the best example of that. Almost every Disney made property ever is available on Disney Plus, almost. Not all of them though. Well, color me befuddled, Tom. Why don't everything that Disney or NBC makes end up on their own streaming services like Disney Plus and Peacock? Have you heard of money, Justin?  I've heard of money. Yeah. So subscription services are an improvement over sales of individual items like DVDs because the revenue is recurring. So you sell a DVD, you get that money once. Sell a subscription, you get that money every month. That's why music has embraced streaming. However, once you have that money, it's hard to increase it for individual subscribers. You have to add more subscribers to get more money unless you can add features like 4K or surround sound, but there's a limit to how much people will add. If you own the content though, another way to make money is to license it to another streamer. So for example, you own the Harry Potter movies. You let them disappear from your service for like six months. It's a good bet that subscribers will be able to find something else on your service that'll keep them from canceling, at least if you're doing your job, right?  And then you license out Harry Potter for six months to another service and they pay you so you make more money than you otherwise would. When you bring Harry Potter back to your service, you can then make a big marketing push and possibly get some new subscribers. So you can't do this all the time with everything, but if you strike the right balance, you can bring in some extra money and extra subscribers and beef up the bottom line for everybody at the company. Well, so for anybody who's learned a little bit more about what's going on on the company side and how distribution happens, what devices should people use to stream to make it as easy as possible? Yeah, yeah. We don't have time to really cover that question entirely, but for most people, the smart TV is probably where they should start. If they don't have a smart TV or it's old and slow or the options are limited, Roku is probably the easiest. It has the widest variety of services. Chromecast is cheap. It can be a little fiddly for people if they're not as tech savvy, but if they use their phone a lot, it's a good affordable option because it casts shows from the phone to the TV. Amazon's Fire TV is great if the person lives in the Amazon universe, if they're already on Prime Video, if they're buying shows through Amazon, if they're adding those channels, Fire TV works great for that. Apple TV the same if you live in the Apple universe. If you like buying your stuff through iTunes, you got Apple Music, all of that. It's a little more expensive than the other options too, but Apple people are usually used to that, so I guess it's not that big of a deal. Yeah, I mean, I'm an Apple TV person, mostly because it's just where everything is. I've got the apps for the things that I care about the most, whether it's live TV or movies or a variety of shows that I care about, but Roku would work exactly the same way, at least for my purposes. And Justin, I don't know if you have other options, but I feel like, yeah, as Tom said, if you've got a smart TV that can handle this, that's sort of the point of a smart TV. My smart TV is sort of smart, but it's also old enough that it doesn't really work that well, so I don't access content that way. Yeah, I have a few smart TVs. They're really slow comparatively to some of the apps, including Roku and Apple TV, and also entering passwords and usernames via their interface is a little annoying, at least on some of them. But in general, I think it's a great way to enjoy content and they make fantastic stocking stuffers. Well, I suppose we should check out the mailbags then. Let's do it. So this one came in from Comey. Comey had a recommendation and also a question related to Nicole Lee's smart home gift guide that we had on Tuesday's show. This is a good one. Comey says, I have a tablet in our bathroom, wall that plays movies on repeat. I enjoy watching a few minutes of random segment content, random depending on when I enter, every time I am in the bathroom to do whatever. The key point is that the tablet keeps playing the movie 24-7. So I don't have to touch it with a dirty or wet hand, but the wired speaker is turned on only when someone enters the bathroom and then closes the door. Otherwise, the audio would be distracting when we're not actually in the bathroom. Comey says, I use the old power strip with a motion sensor, but I replaced the motion sensor with a magnet switch that closes when the door is shut. AC power doesn't go through the sensor cable, so it was a simple and safe wiring between the power strips, RJ11 jack, and the magnet switch. Here is Comey's question. Is there a simpler product that would turn on the power only when the door is closed? I like my setup, I highly recommend it, but the hurdle would be to come up with that door triggered power outlet. I asked this question in office hours when I was just streaming to folks earlier today on our Twitch channel, and Chaos ASL suggested a smart outlet that triggers on an open closed door sensor. So you'd put a sensor on the door that can tell your smart home system whether the door is open or closed, and then have a routine or something like that that would say if the door is closed, turn on the power outlet to the speaker. So you'd have just the speakers plugged into that, and because it sounds like he wants the TV to keep playing, so there's always a random point. So you'd have to plug the tablet into a separate outlet from the speakers, but you could have the speakers plugged into a smart outlet that would turn itself on and off. I have to say, Comey, I love this idea. At first I was like the same movie playing over and over, but you're not in the bathroom all day. You kind of go in there and go, oh, look, it's the scene I haven't seen in a while. And maybe you have, I don't know, 10 movies loaded up in there. It's kind of fun. It's a fun way to enjoy a bath. It's the modern equivalent of leaving magazines in a wicker holder. I really guess, have I read this magazine before? Yeah, but I still like it, and I'm gonna be here for a minute. Exactly. Well, thanks to everybody who writes in with the questions and comments. Do keep that feedback coming, feedback at dailytechnewshow.com is where to send those emails. And thank you to Justin, Robert Young for being with us today. Justin, where can people keep up with your work? Well, they can head on over to Where Not Wrong. It's a podcast featuring myself, Jen Briney and Andrew Heaton, and on this edition of the program that just uploaded today, an email from Tom Merritt. Ooh. Wait, which Tom Merritt? You. That's Tom Merritt. Are you sure? Oh, I know. You're on quite a few. Oh, I know. I double-checked. I backtraced it. I just, I just, I just. It's on the blockchain. I was ripping you all apart at that email. Like, you all have to listen to hear my. You have to. Ranting tapes. Scathing. Scathing email. I've never heard them before. Yeah. Well, it's lovely that Tom is sending you emails to Where Not Wrong. Also lovely is getting brand new bosses, and we would like to thank Matthew for being our brand new boss today. Matthew just started backing us on Patreon. Thank you, Matthew, and welcome. I like to think of Matthew as a trendsetter, right? You know? Yeah. Like, you want to look to Matthew if you want to be following the cool stuff. Patreon.com slash DTNS. Speaking of patrons, stick around for our extended show, Good Day Internet. We affectionately call GDI, which rolls right in after DTNS wraps up. But just a reminder, DTNS is live. You can catch the show Monday through Friday at 4 p.m. Eastern, 2100 UTC. Find out more at DailyTechnoShow.com slash live. I will be out tomorrow, but we got a jam-packed show with Rob Dumbled and Len Perl to join us. See you then. This show is part of the Frog Pants Network. Get more at frogpants.com. Diamond Club hopes you have enjoyed this program. Ha, ha, ha, ha.


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