Guys, what's up on sportsman like Conor Gabbry? We're here to talk some NFL with you. But before we do that, I have something I need to ask you. It's like, it's a big deal. So as you have seen, the Cleveland Guardians, they won the AL Central. It may be the worst division in baseball. I don't care. It doesn't matter. Don't care. They still won. White Sox, you still lost. Twins, you lost. The other two, you had no chance. So this is like my formal invite as a Cleveland Guardians fan to ask you if you want to be a part of the Cleveland Guardians postseason bandwagon. Yeah, because. And I say this because, one, obviously, we know the Red Sox are not. They've already been eliminated. They this year was just right. I mean, I've been there before. Just horrible, just a horrible, horrible year. Obviously not going to root for the Yankees, Astros, none of that. We have the opportunity to maybe play the Yankees how it's lining up. First game may be Seattle, maybe Tampa Bay. If we win, Yankees time. Yeah, I'm not going to root for Tampa either. Yeah, I'm so in. I have Tampa fans are starting to annoy me with the whole Tampa Bay thing. Yeah, so I think I, yeah, I'm in. OK, thanks. The game starts October 7th. Shane Bieber takes the mound October 7th. Kristen Mackenzie on the 8th. Cal Quantrill to follow. Maybe, OK, now my birthday is the 8th. Maybe this will bring some good luck. This perfect, it's perfect time for everything to line up. And we have Terry Francona. How much more perfect could it get than that? I love Tito. I'm in. White Sox, real quick message for you. For you. That's all I got. That's on baseball talk of the day. Anyways, I just what happened with the White Sox because I've seen everybody, you know, scrolling them beyond compare.  I saw the Tim Anderson double bird thing. Oh, that was nice. Now when that one's old, yes, but like old. OK, that was a while ago. That was like during the middle of the season. We're all really all so bad. So White Sox said, you guys are going to crumble. We are going to make you regret this. We are going to beat you and they got swept by us and then lost games to the Tigers.  Speaking of bad baseball team. Right. So it couldn't have been any worse for them for the finish of the season for the Guardians to steal the division from them. The Cleveland Guardians also have never not won the AL Central. Because maybe, you know, first time being the Guardians. So maybe when I come to visit in a couple of weekends, hopefully they're still playing. That would be fine. And that would be the Yankees series. Oh, hell, yeah. Right. It's just it's all lining up to be so perfect. Hell, yeah. OK, I'm in Guardians. The Guardians fans plus one on the Guardians board. I'm joining. Let's do this thing. Yeah, let's Cinderella story. Let's beat the Yankees. Let's beat the Yankees. Let's win the first series. But yeah, but for them like realistically, though, nothing they could do the rest of the season could hurt my feelings, make me upset with how they perform. They're supposed to win 75 games. You have them here at like 80 some youngest team in baseball. Yeah, so. Oh, man. But how we talk about football, because there's a lot. Yes, a lot to talk about. There's a lot going on in the NFL. A lot of mediocre play has been happening. I this week, I feel like there were a lot of really good matchups and it just as a whole the week was boring. Yeah, none of the games are really that exciting.  Yeah, that was so long ago. Game is in Cleveland, Ohio. I do like the Amazon broadcast. But I have to actually I have some complaints. Like it's it's good. I enjoy like the product of it. I think it's really good. But if you were going to go to a town for the home team, you might want to like talk about them. Yeah, and like know what you're talking about. They said the NFC North like four times. Every time Nick Chubb had the ball, they would say Kareem. Kareem had the ball. They would say Nick Chubb. They called Kenny Pickett, Eric Pickett, Ryan Pickett, Kenny Powers. It was just a lot like it was good.  Yeah, I'm so proud of him. So happy for him. So proud of him. But on the flip side, when are the Steelers going to make a move? I don't think it's going to happen. Yeah, but like I don't know if they want to do it right now. Their games, I mean, if you're going to do it maybe against the Jets do it now. But if you're not going to, it's going to be a little rough because then you have the Bills, Bucks, Dolphins. Which is as it stands right now, a gauntlet. Yeah, it's going to be pretty brutal. Yeah, so I mean, maybe do it now, but it's just getting worse from there. Yeah, I mean, I don't think they're going to be worse off with Kenny Pickett as they are right now with Mitch Truett. I just.  Sorry, Mr. Canada, but I don't like anything that I'm seeing. Yeah. And I don't think the fans like it either. Well, I mean, during the POTS game, you couldn't tell what they wanted because one second they're cheering for Trubisky and then the next they're saying they want Kenny Pickett and then they're cheering and they just went back and forth and back and forth. So I don't even think they know what they want at this point, which my only opinion on this aside from the fact that I do think that they should make the move now is if they feel like they can compete and especially Mike Tomlin, if he feels like this team can compete, he's got to pull the trigger. He's just he's just got to do something. I mean, because you had. It's not looking great right now. Pickett's wide open throw in a fit after he didn't involve. It's going to it's going to turn ugly if you don't do something. And I don't think it's all on Mitch Trubisky. I don't think it's all on him at all, but that's where the blame is going to go. It's yeah, it's he's the quarterback. That's where the majority of the blame game falls. But also. Oh, it's made of spade. He's not good. He's very good. So it's I think I guess the Jets might be the best bet. But I also could see Tomlin not wanting to do that with the following four games, not throw Kenny under the bus, because I don't really want to see the bells.  They're literally down to like five players, so maybe. But they're often just going to score a lot. So perfect segue into the bills, because I am about to flip my lid. OK, I feel like it has to be so miserable for you because you have these two fan bases, which I do. Those fans, I do like the bills, fans.  But you have one screaming, another one screaming.  Those two keep fighting. And neither team, neither of you guys. What are you? What's what's the deal? Neither of you guys are going to win an argument on the Internet over who's a better team because. Ridiculous. Yeah. So here's what I have to say about this, the two fan bases. I'm going to start with the bills. Because I feel like this is a little bit nicer than what I have to say, the dolphins. God, the dolphins dance, I mean. So starting off with the bills, bills, mafia, listen, I understand that you guys played in really harsh conditions. I understand that the majority of the team. Not on the majority of your starters on defense, we're not playing this game. You're really thin in the secondary. I get all of that in the secondary held their own. People were dropping like flies because of the heat. I got it all. I understand. I watched, you know, flips of it throughout the past game, flipping back and forth. Um, however, just because you lost that game is not an excuse to say it's unfair that you had to play in these conditions. Everybody does. And everybody does. The dolphins are playing in those conditions, too. Now granted, the home team sideline, yes, is in the shade. That's just how the stadium was built. I am sorry. I don't know what to tell you. I don't know. Everybody has to play there. Don't necessarily think they made the stadium just to spite the Buffalo Bills in that game. That's I mean, the stadium was built however many years ago.  Exactly. Yeah, that's what they screw everybody over, actually.  You're in and you're out. They have an advantage at the beginning of the year in terms of weather and playing conditions and things like that. Just as Buffalo has the advantage in playing conditions at the end of the year, blistering cold, there's snow, wind, whatever from the end of November until the end of the playoffs. If you can make it now. Are you going to get mad at the other teams? Fans who ever has to come into Buffalo during that time and say, oh, we'll get over it when they say it's unfair that they to play in those conditions. Like, do you see the double standard years that you use it to your advantage, a six degree game that some had to stand in for hours? Exactly. Do you think the Patriots as a Patriots fan?  Blah, blah, blah, the wind, whatever. Like that's just that's just what it was. There was 30 mile per hour winds. Look at Jacobi Bressett and the wind. He was beautiful over it. Yeah, so that's to the bills now to Miami Dolphins fans.  It's been three weeks and I have had enough. I've had enough. I'm done. I don't think personally that what the Dolphins are doing is sustainable. That last week, I'm going to continue to say it and I have a comment about the dolphins that I will give it. OK. I don't I don't think what they're doing is is going to last. I don't think relying on. The outsides of the offense to happen, meaning the skill players and not to is going to be. Something that they can maintain long term. Now, am I impressed and do I feel like it might be time to start eating pro on to us? Yes, I'm impressed. No, I'm not there yet. First of all, the fact that he even finished that game is insane. Yeah, they should not have ever happened. But how hard he hit his head in doctor, how wobbly he was when he got up and stuff. And I know that they're saying it's like a back injury and whatever. But I'm not buying it. Sorry, it's it's a no for me. I'm going to need you guys to chill. Because this quarterback is still having we're in year five. Now four or five. And we're still having conversations of it's two of the guy. What are they going to do if he's not the guy? If he was the guy, we shouldn't be having this conversation. And he has yet to prove that. You have a first year head coach.  I'm sorry, but I'm going to I'm going to go there. A franchise that's been known to not all that good in recent memory. Last time I wanted to go as far back as like the Chad Pennington days. And even God, maybe. Well, right now we'll be a little iffy there. So relax three weeks. That's all it's three weeks into the season. You just saw the New York Giants get their first loss of the season last night.  Well, they're not very good. Exactly. They're not very good just because you have an undefeated an undefeated record this early in the season, not mean for making playoffs going to the Super Bowl, winning the Super Bowl, pump the brakes, please. Because last year you saw the crazy stretch of winning seven in a row after you lost your home first game in the season. One seven in a row. Then what happened? Lost seven in a row. Missed the playoffs. Yeah, really, really. This league is crazy. Things happen.  Trends like this don't stay more often than not. Yeah, I agree. I agree with the Dolphins fans needing to relax. So this is what I'm going to compare them to. And they're definitely better than this team, right? But it's giving me vibes of Bangles fans from last year. They are better. They are they are definitely better. They're better than that team. Because I think they're pretty on par. I think it's no, I think that they're better. I think the Bengals are not good. The Bengals are the Bengals from last year. I have the Bengals from last year. I still think I'm not very good. I just don't think I think it's the coach. A lot of other things I don't think. I think Joe Burrow is good, but I don't think he's as good as everybody is making him to be. I think that this might get me canceled with the women of the Internet, but I think that he's a slightly better, taller Baker Mayfield. He has the same attitude. He acts the same. He runs into people for no reason, taking shots. And he likes to talk.  Remember before the season that everyone's going to regret what they said, blah, blah, blah, like anybody out there is going to make a play. We have a new online. Everything's going to be good now. Right. It's just it's the personality. OK, electric personality draws people in, gets the crowd going, gets everybody high, does a little too much something. But he is he is definitely better, like by all. Oh, yeah. Yes. OK. Same attitude. That's there. Same attitude, same vibes, better quarterback, not as good as. That's my challenge. Yes. The only thing I'll say about that, though, is I feel like he has more of a reason to like that because he has proven that he's, you know, at least. Right. But like, he's always like that. He's always like that's not like it's just a new thing. I feel like he's always been like that, but it's just been like a quick because. I don't know. Everyone thinks Baker Mayfield's and we're getting some glasses. Right. It's I don't know. Not really sure. So I do like. I like Joe Burrow way more than Baker, way more than Baker, a way more bigger. But he just has some attitudes. Yeah, OK. I he's done more to, I guess, back it up is the better way to put. Yes. Yeah. But it might come back to bite him. Well, to say, though, they got the first win and they're going to have a big game this week. I don't know. Speaking of the Bengals, did you see Eli Apple? If anyone didn't see Eli Apple pulled Nantoneo Brown and not running off the field, he jumped and hugged the goal post. And I don't know why he did this. It was on like like a bad Joe Blacko Thoreau. He just turns around and on hugs. Bull post that air and slides down it. Like the hole. The nonsense we're going to get this week from him and Tyree Kill. I'm already I already have a awesome. No, I already have a headache, though. You don't you don't like it. I they're both so corny to me. Yeah, that's the whole point, though. I'm going to laugh. Both are super, super funny and not making me laugh at their jokes. I'm laughing at what they're doing. Yeah, I don't know.  Tyree, like his everything he said in like his post game stuff. I'm like, and maybe you know what he's doing. Maybe it's because like I already don't like him for reasons. And now he's in my golfing and like it's just it was top to bottom. So probably that's probably why. But with the hit vipers on and stuff. I'm just like, dude, give it please. He's a little hype beast. Content creator friends with Jake Paul. Like, what do you expect? He's going to talk like that. Yeah, well, yeah, there you go. There's. And then you like apple is just you like apple. I mean, right? Eli, you know, just not even kind of I have nothing to say. You know, Eli, if you would ever watch this, which I don't, I wouldn't be surprised if you did links right there. You can click it. Your best be on your A game for this, because if not, it's not going to be good. You thought after the Super Bowl was bad. Like this might come remember when you tweeted at him and said, he's a baby. And then they started posting their Super Bowl rings, which you now don't have. Right. That's not going to be good for him. So. Terry killed scores to touch down that game. 100 percent. Yeah, probably. I feel like that's a safe bet to stay. Terry killed touchdown in that game. But we'll talk more about that. Second. There. What else? I mean, if we want to go back to the bills, I do have a topic to bring up. I feel like everybody's like blowing this out of proportion. I don't think it was that big of a deal. I think in a moment like that, I would be pretty pissed off, too. OK, what are we talking about here? I'm talking about their coordinator in the booth, slamming the iPad. Slamming the iPad after the game is like he put you guys in a perfect position when the game and you didn't execute it and he was pissed off after that week performance. I'd be mad, too. And everyone's like saying he should be reprimanded, maybe come for his job. I'm like, for what? He drew a piece of paper. I'm sorry. So what I have to say about that. And I saw a few other people say it and I completely agree. So shout out to those people out when Tom Brady acts like that.  And I totally agree. I totally agree. I probably would have reacted the same way. Like I get it. But and this is kind of similar to Josh Allen ripping off the defensive linemen's helmet in the scrum and people comparing it to Matt Jones. Like why when one person does it, we're going to give it a pass and we're going to do whatever or in the opposite. Say, oh, my God, they shouldn't be doing this. They should spend it just that and the other. Like, I mean, I don't really think either is a big deal. But like, I think the Josh Allen thing was a little more no, I meant like Tom Brady plus. Oh, yes. OK. I mean, like, so my thing with it is like. Tom Brady iPad, they said that we're going to find people if they do it. Why didn't you just find him? If you want to make a point about it, why didn't you just find him? Right. So you're going to punish other people because of what he did. I mean, like all should be like probably punished for doing that.  That doesn't make sense why you would say you're going to punish somebody after somebody does the thing that you're going to now punish people for. Why not just set the example by punishing the person and then continue. Right. So if Tom Brady gets fine, I don't think anybody else is going to. Yeah, there you go. That I feel like that makes an example to start. Then you had to go slamming the iPads next. The guys and the assistants in the background told me. They said turn the camera off now. They knew it was coming. Yeah, I don't I don't necessarily blame them. The execution, the care management stuff, that. Awareness out there. Yeah, literally all bad. It I watched a little bit of that game. I did not watch the whole thing. I watched the very end and I'm glad I didn't watch it because. Yeah, it looked like a show show from the pieces that I caught. I tuned into that game after Mack Jones got hurt because I was like, OK, this game is obviously very much over. It was over before that happened.  I thought they were going to come back at the end. Right. I'll get there in a minute. I flipped over to the Dolphins Villas game. And the first play I saw was the Butt Punch and I was.  And those are only the one o'clock games are the. I didn't get any better. I did not any better. I'm the rest of the day. Just more on it on every every level. I was really bad, really boring sport. I took a nap during four o'clock. That that box packers. That's which not surprising. We said it was going to be like that. But the English is bad. But we get into this Patriots. Yeah, let's talk about. Let's talk about two of my favorite team, Patriots Ravens. So first and foremost, I want the Patriots fans that got mad at me for picking the Ravens in the game. To a apologize. Because I was right. And B, to understand that I did this. From a rational standpoint and not as a homer. Because if I was a homer, I'm obviously I would pick the Patriots in every single game. And that's just obviously not realistic. It's not based on, you know, how this team is structured right now and the way they're playing, whatever. Not realistic, even if somebody was still with Patriots. Anyway, the reason why I picked the Ravens to win this game is because of Lamar Jackson. And what do you know? Really good at football and a lot of money. What do you know? He did exactly what I expected him to do a freak. He should have been sacked a hell of a lot more times than he was. And I'm going to give him credit for that, as well as saying, it's pass rushers, just slip through his fingers and then go back to tackling one on one because wrap up maybe once or twice. But above all else, I think Lamar Jackson is the reason. And that connection to Mark Andrews is legit. I mean, he's going to score so many touchdowns. Would you say, OK, we asked this question. Let's just throw this out there right now. Mark Andrews, Travis Kelsey, who do you want? See, it's hard. It's a hard question because both very good. However, I might go with the one that's younger. Well, yes, that. But I like Mark Andrews more as a tight end than I liked. And I've been saying this for forever. Travis Kelsey has to be a wide receiver at this point. Nothing is working there. I've been saying it for forever. Travis Kelsey is a glorified wide receiver. He's just a bigger bodied wide receiver. I think he's a very good player. This isn't me trying to hate on the guy and say that he's not good at his position. Don't necessarily think he's a prototypical tight end. Like he, I mean, his blocking has definitely gotten better over the years. But I take guys like George Kittle and Mark Andrews any day. Yeah, I'm taking Mark Andrews 100%. This is not biased or anything. It's just I think he's better. Yeah, he's really good. And he's what, 27? Yeah, I think 27. That is a major factor, too, because that's a position. Yeah, the only thing I don't like about Mark Andrews is the fact that he went into Oklahoma. But it's only a quarterback thing, I guess, that makes you. Anyways, Mack Jones, what's the deal? How long is he going to be out for? Why is Cleveland, Ohio, Northeast Ohio, Brian Hoyer going to start? Why not the guy you guys just trapped it in the ground? So Mack Jones has a high ankle sprain that is supposedly severe. Well, yeah, did you see the photo? Everybody saw the photos. He looked like he was giving birth. That is like mess up to say, but I imagine that's what someone looks like when they're literally giving birth. Listen, I understand that that probably hurt like a mother effort. Sure. A thousand percent, I get that. Those photos are very unfortunate. The ones of him strogging off the field. And maybe that's just him. Like he makes weird faces when, you know, he's getting sacked and stuff. Maybe that's just him. But those those pictures of him getting carried down the stairs, they look like what got amputated on like the battlefield or something. And I'm really not trying to make light of it. That's just what the photos look like. I understand that he's actually very injured. And this is, you know, have an effect on the team. I get that. And three sizes larger than what it normally is. So what does look like? But yeah, high ankle sprain, pretty severe. He's getting a second opinion, which is supposed to determine surgery. Well, that would not be good. Well, so OK, so the surgery that you would be getting, I've done my research on this. I follow there's a orthopedic doctor. Tick tock. No, she's OK, because I see those on Tick Tock all the time with all the doctors. There is a doctor on Twitter. I believe her name is Dr. Yes, somebody correct me if I'm wrong, if you know who I'm talking about. And she's a Patriots fan.   So that is I'm assuming on the table. Whether that's the route the team and Mac want to go remains seen. But I feel like if you really think that this team could be a playoff contender, which it's still way too early to count them out. I don't care what anybody says, it's way too early. That seems like the no brainer option. Now, if you don't necessarily think like if say I'm Bill Belichick and I'm looking at this team and I'm just like. My offensive coordinator, the offense itself, you know, we could be better at this, this and that, the defense, whatever. Any, any reason he can come up with to convince himself that this isn't a playoff team. Then I think let that injury heal on its own, take a little bit more time. But hoping it's the former and not the latter in the situation because. Listen, I love Brian Hoyer. I think he's a great guy. He's a very fan. He's a very integral. Part to this football team. In the sense that he should be a coach and not a quarterback. OK, but why, why him and not the guy you just drafted? Why not Mac Jones, Jr.? Just throw him out there. I feel like just experience at this point. We're on the field. But here's oh, and 11 and last NFL starts. Listen, I've seen the man play plenty. And I never want to see it again. The last game he started against the team looked pretty OK. And then that sack right before a half time against. And then there it said him came in and it was just. I mean, every name that you're saying is just I know. I know. They all failed QPs and I feel bad. But apparently he had a very good camp. Um, by backup standards. So that's encouraging. However, obviously not the first time we've. Heard that anywhere in his journeyman tenure as a quarterback in this league. Oh, I've seen I've seen what I needed to see with him and it's just not good. I genuinely have nothing but love for this man and everything he has done specifically for the Patriots. However, I am. I'm trying my best here. I really am, but I am not optimistic. Luckily, the majority of the games that would be playing are not saying they're definitely winnable, but they're better than other times. Yes, against teams that they should be. Let's put it that way. It's better than the back half of the schedule where it's bills and the bangles are in there somewhere. And I don't think the bangles that we see now are going to be the bangles we see at the end of the year. So that is right there enough for me to say what the hell. Um, I'm trying. I'm trying my best to be as optimistic as possible about this. I just think the main reason why it's going to be where and not Bailey's happy is because he has a rookie. Yeah, but like I get I get that I do get that.  Oh, I mean, the way they're fifth round draft pick on a kicker. However, many years ago, who ended up being. Psycho, right wing, Trump voice. So in there before we had exactly one of those. And guess where he was from? If you could guess one school where he was from, take one guess. Um, somewhere in Texas.  We drafted an Oklahoma picker. He's now the kicker for the Lions. Um, also shout out a lot of, they're putting up points, you know, they're not winning, but they're scoring. This Lions team might sweeper wildcard team. I'm feeling it. I'm I like them. I like the coach. I'd like what they're doing. Maul Williams. I love him. Yeah. He's awesome. He is an awesome guy. Um, what? One time I asked him because he was on show with me and, you know, do you know, sir, yeah, yeah, he was on with us one day. We were just talking random stuff. And I was like, what do you think about your coach biting them in the kneecaps? He said, fuck, biting them in the kneecaps. I'm kicking them in the nuts. And I'm like, dude, you can't say that. But like, funny. But, uh, yeah, he's awesome. He needs, he should have studied up though that third pump he did. That's right to control too many. And he went one more. He had four. Yeah, he did that. It wasn't thrusting, though.  No, that was his, that's just his, um, disfiguration of whatever happened. I don't think so. He said it was more like a wave. It wasn't really thrusting, but, uh, he said he was disappointed himself for getting the team of fine. Hey, I said, wait on it. Yeah, that's as long as you, you know, take responsibility for your actions. Here you go. Um, I, yeah, I, the Pats play them in two weeks and it's looking like it's going to match up of Jared Duff and Brian Hoyer. Oh God. Yeah, that's just like every QB matchup that we've been having is just like exactly what the people want. Like Cooper, Rush and Daniel Jones. Like I couldn't have asked for a better matchup. Also quick on the Cowboys. Shout out to their defense. Yeah, single-handedly winning me my fantasy matchup of the week. Demit, bring me to three and O on the season. Love it. Great. Well, I just have a quick comment I needed to do about the Cowboys and what everybody's saying. Cooper Rush is not going to, not going to beat out deck. Please. Like it's not happening. Who's saying that every freaking talk show. They're like, Oh, he's been doing really well. You know, he's been putting up some numbers. He might be able to beat out deck. He's not beating out deck, but they played the giants. I'm sorry. I know the giants were two and Oh, I know they were two and Oh, I don't give to, you know, what's about that. He's not beating out deck. I'm sorry. They're paying deck a lot of money to be their quarterback. Dak is way better than him. I don't care that he has two wins. I'm happy for him to get the chance to go out there and do it, but there's no way that he's beating out deck. Like that's Dak's team. He's not, it's not going to happen. It's insane. They even think that is going to happen. I don't care what Jerry Jones says on his radio show. It's not happening. I don't take no, nothing. That's yeah, there is one show today will not say will not even say who won't even say where, when, what it was on. But they said that Cooper rush is good enough that he would be the starting QB on the Browns. I'm sorry, but like Jacoby is doing it. So maybe you need to rewatch and rethink about that choice. That is not true. I'm like, what do we do to get brought into that? Sometimes I like ate everything about sports media because we are such prisoner of the moment. I know me saying Joe Bro is a bigger Baker Mayfield. Oh, my goodness. But yeah, so the Cowboys, congrats on your win. There's a quarterback that I do want to talk about. And it's happening again. It's happening again. Like I'm sorry, this brings me so much boy, not that he sucks, but just that I'm right. Baker Mayfield, DJ Moore, there is a QB wide receiver one controversy in Carolina. They're saying it's the coach's fault. It's not Baker Mayfield. But how many wide receiver ones can you drive away before the problem is you because there's a highlight reel for only in week three of every pass that DJ Moore is wide open or overthrown or under thrown. And it's like two minutes long. Yeah. So while I think Matt rule is not an NFL caliber head coach. And no, not at all. The coach is Baker. The coach is not a lot of it has to do. No, absolutely. Um, a lot of it has to do with Baker. And maybe there's a reason why Robbie Anderson said, no, don't want this guy. Maybe everybody else is starting to realize why 12, 12, send that like 12 for twenty five hundred and seventy yards.  I've heard that story before. Um, so we'll see how long it lasts free DJ more. Though this is a free DJ more stand account, which is my own. So I mean, might as well. Imagine that the outs. OK, I thought about this situation. It's never going to happen. This will not happen. They will not do this. But imagine Carolina, they are they're going to look for another quarterback next year.  It can't happen. Yeah. Yeah. So what happens if they are on a quarterback search?  Hope he percent. What if he would like take over Baker Mayfield's starting job? I think that would be one of the wildest NFL moments for me. And I would enjoy every second of it will not happen, but I would love it. I feel like they should be at least in a to drag slash good enough to draft position. Yeah, I know. Like in an ideal world, that's what I want in my idea. OK, so hypothetically speaking, in a perfect world, could this happen? Yes. Well, no, absolutely not. But that would be my perfect. Jacobi Govett goes back to Carolina, where he played college ball. Maybe a little homecoming is another shot at being a full time starter. Yeah, that'd be cool. I'd be happy for him. I just I'll root for Jacobi wherever he goes, almost wherever he goes. Never will happen. But like that anyways, that's my ideal world. But I would really love to see that and enjoy it. But I'm done being petty. That topic. So I mean, I just feel like we're in an era of quarterbacks who are terrible. Yeah. Mid, mid, Russell. Mid, well, Russell Wilson, man.  This I know we talked about it last week, so I don't want to be the dead horse. No pun intended, but he just he's not doing it for me. Nothing, nothing about it is exciting to me anymore. Watching him play. It's just whatever. Like, OK, Broncos are on Russell Wilson's playing great, I used to like kind of enjoy watching Seahawks games because of the way that offense was and stuff Russ could do, you know, let Russ cook and stuff like. Honey, more. We're not really cooking much. He's not doing anything. He's bare minimum cereal and milk right now. Coach, not helping, but he is also not helping himself. This is what I have to say. Or well, I'm going to pose a question and it is about two quarterbacks and or two quarterbacks, two coaches in the same division. Well, maybe they're both backs to yes, it could potentially be their quarterbacks to quarterbacks coaches back. Mid specifically talking about the coaches right now, though. Who is on the hotter hot seat? Is it the guy who had to hire a special assistant for football decisions, game time decisions? After two weeks? Or is it the guy that has been coveted for years? From Bill Belichick's coaching tree, who went into this position with a lot of expectations, with a roster that was pumped full of money. You have the best wide receiver in the league on your team.  Oh, and three team. I would go with the latter. Going with Raiders, Raiders, they have, I feel like their expectations are a little bit more than the Broncos. I think the Broncos expectations were just put on by all the fans and everybody else, they thought they were going to be something crazy. In my mind, I didn't think that they were going to be anything like that in their division. I had some hope for the Raiders. I'm not going to lie. Like Derrick Carr had a decent year. They have a wide receiver to give him something else. Um, maybe he will improve a little bit. I guess we were wrong. I. Yeah, we were very, very, very, very, very wrong. Josh McDaniels, head coach project 2.0 is going. Exactly. Yep. How I thought it was going to go. Yeah, I mean, we have. OK, so to the Browns owners, I will say they are not. They're not always making the best decisions clearly. Right. They're very poor in the decision making category. They will spend money. They didn't even want him as the coach. That speaks a lot right there. Things are very not good. Las Vegas right now, again, like I said, the football team has a payroll that is bananas. The trade that they just made for Devante Adams. Is insane. Then the contract, they gave him afterwards. You would expect at least one win. Oh, and three. Yeah, you'd expect at least one, but we're sitting at a fat zero. No, the only team in the league to be Oh, and three and your brand new superstar flashy head coach has already had to have a closed door meeting with the owner to explain himself and explain why your team is not successful.  Like I said, it's still early when I was talking about the dolphins in the bills. It's still early. Things can change and I fully expect things to change. However, Josh season before his first year as a Raiders head coach even ends because I don't think while it sounds like a wild question, I don't think it's completely out of the realm of possibility. I agree. I'm just saying it's oh, man, it's not good. And and Derek Carr, I'm back. I'm back on the hate Derek cartoon. I'm I jumped off of it for yeah, he's not really doing very well weeks. I'm back over overrated. The guy is a little bit better than his brother, like average, straight. Yeah, right now he is not very Raiders. You are not very good. You have some time to turn around, but I don't know if it happened.   I really didn't enjoy watching them again. I enjoyed the Thursday night football game, obviously. Grounds one. I don't think there's ever been a point in my life where the Cleveland teams have potential to be decent at the same time. This is like this is wild. It's fun. It's kind of wild. I don't think any of them. I don't think any of them are going to do anything like super crazy, like a win anything, you know, but it is fun to enjoy watching. Yeah, after a long time of having that and now not having that, I'm so jealous. I want it back. So we'll go in like phases where like the baseball team is good. The basketball team is the baseball team is the basketball team is good. Never altogether. So yeah, but never. Yeah, they said that there's never been a point where the Browns and the Guardians baseball team, they've never been in sole possession of first place at the same time. Besides now, yeah. Oh, that's crazy. That's awesome. Yeah. Well, I, yeah, I'll get into this a little bit later. Right. But you can you're joining the Guardians bandwagon for now. So at least you can enjoy that if they would we'll see. But week four, we have something different for you guys. Just for fun. I mean, for fun, but yes, maybe for money. If we win four leg touchdown. Parley, four guys, four guys scoring. Well, we're going to each pick two. Yep. And yeah. And just you guys can roast us. We'll post it later and say, which one of these guys is going to mess it up for us? Right over three. If you want to go first, yeah, I have a list of some guys if I'll cross them off my list, if you say them, I'll let you go first, take it away. I am going to start with somebody who is on my fantasy football bench after last week and the way that my starters performed. He is not going to be on the bench anymore. And that is Remandre Stevenson. Oh, Remandre touchdown. Oh, yeah. He had one last week. He had one last week. Both running backs actually had one last week with Brian Hoyer in a quarterback against. OK, that makes sense. I don't don't think it's really going to be that much of an air raid. So I am fully expecting the ground and pound offense. Two headed bull of Damian and Remandre. And I am all I love that. I'm a big Andre stand. I agree with this. I think see, that one's way bold. I love that. OK. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Just going straight balls to the wall here. Now I'm doing it. OK. Well, then that doesn't cross anybody off my list at all. I thought I was going to cross one off and it would be easier to pick from. I have like six people six people down here.  No way that he's not going to score a touchdown this week. It's Justin Jefferson. Justin Jefferson is going to score a touchdown. Going to happen. I thought you were going to say, screw him because the last two weeks. Now I'm just kidding about that. But he's been so I'm going. Justin Jefferson. Yeah, I know. OK, I really want to go double running back here, but I don't know. I don't know if I am what are your options? I'm thinking I'm thinking Jonathan, Jonathan Taylor, because he can't go two weeks in a row without scoring and keeping it under 100 yards. Yeah, I I agree. Um, so I don't like it's a divisional game. So I feel like he's going to be pretty amped up.  Right. Because those division games, both South divisions, those games are just dumb. So there's that, too. Also, one of the two Green Bay running backs, Patriots, defense, the way they are. I like I like the Jonathan Taylor. I do think I do, too. However, I also have a few receivers in mind. Mike Evans is back this week against the Chiefs, Chiefs, defense is not. Right. I have, I have, I have three receivers written down. My next three, that if you didn't pick any of them, I would select from the three in that Mr. Bateman, Dee Dee Lam, and Hollywood Brown. I don't know what. Hollywood had a really good game, really good game on Sunday. Right. And they're playing in Panthers. I mean, the defense is OK. But I think they beat the Panthers. I think I'm going to go, Mike Evans here. That feels like Jonathan Taylor. No, I think I'm going to go, Mike Evans. It feels safe to me that connection with Tom Brady is nuts.  The only. Is there supposed to get hit with a hurricane? Yeah. So like, where's the game going to take places?  I don't necessarily think that matters if it's not going to be in Tampa, but. How about that part? All right, I'm double double running back. Jonathan Taylor and Remandry Stevenson. I'm double dipping. So now I will pick one from. So my full list, my full list and people that I have. And like, you can help me pick from these because I really cannot decide. I have P.J. or J. Hawkinson. I have. OK. Card Baitman, C.D. Lamb, Hollywood Brown, and then I have Nick Chubb, but I don't want to be a homer. I don't want to be a homer. I don't want to pick Nick Chubb. He's already scored four touchdowns. Maybe they'll share the wealth with Kareem. So I'll stay away from him. Now. Hmm. I have. Card Baitman, C.D. Lamb, Hollywood Brown. I think I'm going to remove Baitman because I am scared of the bills. Yeah. Their secretary is still going to be pretty short this week. Right.  I just don't know. Yeah. That's true. Yeah. I'm just going to remove that one.   I am going C.D. Lamb because they are playing the freaking commanders.  OK, I don't hate it. OK, so that's the four we're going with from Andre. Yep. Justin Jefferson, Jonathan Taylor, C.D. Lamb from Andre should up the value on this. Yes, you should. Still pretty likely. OK, so I like this. I like this a lot. Um. Nervous now, but I can't. No, it's good. It's good. It'll it'll work out. It's going to work. If not, we'll try again next week. Has to work sometime, you know, the options. That's right. But yeah. Now, the games. I don't like any of my picks this week. I really neither. But I picked so there's been a lot of underdogs. Like there's a lot of underdogs winning.  But I thought picking the games I picked last week were going to be really good. And I literally got almost every single one around besides like the grounds. I I'm going to preface this segment by saying and I hope I'm going to make sure that we cut this and clip it so it gets posted when we post our picks for the week.  I want to change almost all of them, but I'm not comfortable. We're going to stand beside it. I want to keep that being said. I'm go time them all. Here we go. Except I want to change this first one. So now we're going with it. We are going with the devil on it. We are going with no way strong. We're going with the dolphins. This is why we're going with the dolphins because Tyree kill is about to put Eli Apple in a freaking blender. And the toast memes are going to be posted. I don't care. We're going with the dolphins. I want to change it so bad. I want the dolphins. I want the dolphins to prove me right that this is not. The game here. I need the bangles to lose the dolphin. I need these jerks to lose. Also, because last week I picked the bills to win that game. And there was a little college freshman in the comments that said, oh, can you sleep dolphins? I was like, OK, I'm going to pick the bills until somebody gives me a reason not to. And of course, this is the week where they have literally nobody on the field and they lose.  I need the dolphins. OK, listen, really quick, if you're a man, don't use sweetheart. Do not use honey. Do not use any of these words. They're just really weird. Don't do it unless you're like my grandfather. Not. Don't do it. Sweetheart, because that makes me want to fist fight you. I want to punch you right in the mouth. Stop. I don't know you. Yes. Actually, if I don't know you. Yeah, I don't know you. That's the thing. I don't know you, so don't do it. Anyways, really quick. But just talking about the bills, I know we're already giving the picks. But I will say I like I don't like that they lost, but it's probably good that the chiefs and bills lost now. Yeah, instead of winning, winning, winning, like the dolphins are about to do.  So guess if that if you want something to feel better about Bill's fans, she's fans, maybe that Giants fans. No, you are not in that category. You're not in that category. Anyways, are you going with what's the next one? No, I'm going to keep it. I'm going to keep it the dolphins. And I think this is where they're like, I think this is the last the last win.  But we'll tell me you won't worry about that. Anyways, they're winning. There's a night football. Amazons come to Cincinnati.  Well, the dolphins win. Eli Apple. Sorry. OK, Vikings, Vikings. You got the Saints. James, I don't know what you're doing. Don't know what you're doing. I want everybody, everybody who picked the Saints to win this division, everybody who had the Saints going far in the playoffs to apologize. Yeah, it's not looking very good. And I thought they were going to be OK. Now, you had the new wide receivers coming in there. I thought they were going to be kind of decent, but they're looking kind of really not. No, I saw a lot of people overhiking them going into the season. And I stayed the hell away from that, one, because I thought, well, we're absolutely crazy. And two, because I'm a Tom Brady former crazy fan person and I'm never going to pick against that guy.  And then everybody's getting injured. My promise can't stay on the field. Jarvis Landon is the London game, though. Yeah, I think so. It is. You know, that's so early. That's going to be really OK. So Justin Jefferson is 630. 630 in the morning for me. You think I'm going to get you from watching? Oh, god damn. Absolutely not. Justin Jefferson is scoring two touchdowns in this game. Come back when that happens. OK. He had a couple of bad weeks happening. I'm in with the Vikings. When I think if we're looking at this from a pure quarterback standpoint, one of these mediocre quarterbacks has to lose. And I think it's going to be James this week. Well, that's the point. Divisional game, Titans Colts. Colts just got their first win. That was a little wild. I don't I mean, OK, they beat the Chiefs. Cool. The celebration.  You guys, it's giving how when you know the game last year. I sure do. So I get you're excited when you win. But I get you beat the Chiefs and I think you're going to win here. But I don't think that you are very good. You probably still win your division, but I don't think you're very good. I'm not comfortable with saying that this is going to be a win for the Colts. I'm starting to feel iffy about this one. It's kind of a toss up here in all their games. Again, battle of the mid-quarterbacks. Matt Ryan, I think it's kind of falling off. I said last week he's on a he's on a Midwest vacation.  He's here to make some money and relax and ride out the career. And if Derek Henry gets back to Derek Henry form for real, if this if we're starting to see King Henry. I'm not I'm not so sure how I feel about the Colts. They're still missing back on defense. I don't know. I'm going to stick with my pick, but I'm not comfortable with it. I'm just going to really want to change it, I think they're just going to keep their little high off the Chiefs into this week. Don't think it'll last forever, but I will say. Or yeah, whatever. I hate this next game again. Yeah, Bears Giants. If you are like willingly going out of your way to watch this game, no offense to either of these teams. What's wrong with you? Yeah, what's wrong with you? I feel bad for Daniel Jones. He was like crying on the field because he was so bad. I feel so bad.  Oh, they eat him alive. Toughest. They come alive. This poor guy.  And it's just so hard and I feel so bad. So I'm going to pick the Giants this week because I was kind of impressed last night. I didn't think that they were going to play as well as they did last night, well, being a relative term. I just don't think either of these teams are good and somebody's got to win. So I'm going to go with the home team one that has Seyquan.  As all things. Yeah, I'm only going with the Bears. Comfortable going all the way there yet. But only going with the Bears for the fact that it would be so funny to watch the Giants lose after the three, the two. No, I haven't lost a game parade. The only reason for going for the Bears, I don't think they're very good. Justin Fields does not throw the ball. They don't even let him throw the ball. So yeah, the only reason because it'd be funny. Listen, I don't hate it and I don't necessarily think you're wrong, I think. Now, this game is my favorite. I'm staying far away. This is my absolute favorite game of the week. I've been looking forward to this game for so long. We have the Bills playing against the Ravens and I'm making a bold pick. And I'm picking the Baltimore Ravens to beat the Bills at home. I put this in my prediction at the beginning of the year. We put those predictions. I'm just in my mind. I'm thinking Lamar is going to have a comeback season.  That's what he's doing. He's about to light up the Bills, crumbled. You can't shouldn't use the word crumble because when they use word crumble, bad things happen. He's about to wreck the Bills defense. So, ah, oh, I got it. I'm going hard on Lamar. I love Josh Allen. I do. I think he might be MVP, but Lamar is coming for you. And this game will determine. When I made this pick this morning, I completely forgot that the Bills defense was as decimated as it is. So again, I want to change this, but I'm going to stick with it. And maybe this is just going to be a shootout because. Ravens defense is a little sus at the moment, too. Ravens defense isn't that great. I wasn't all that impressed on Sunday against the Pats. I mean, I feel like a lot of what success they did have is credited to Mac Jones. Right. Like a sack and an interception like growing up and stuff. So I'm going to stick with Buffalo on this one. I think it's going to be an offensive mad house of the game. But I'm going to, yeah. Yeah, Buffalo, but not changing. Texans, chargers, going decimated right now. Going with chargers. I mean, Justin Herbert hurt. Probably shouldn't be playing, but I think he's better.  He's so better. And the Texans, I don't like the Texans. All I got, I don't really care about any Texans. Yeah, no, Texans are not good. Chargers are dropping like flies though, but I still don't think that that is enough for the Texans to win. Keenan Allen should be back on Sunday. Justin Herbert, again, is going to play. Don't necessarily think that's the best idea, but not our choice to make. They're going to do what they want to do. So I'm just going to go out on a limb here and say that this is not, none of this is looking good for my preseason bet of Justin Herbert MVP. So that's great. But other than that, I'm going to, yeah, the Texans just, they're not good. Sorry. Seahawks, Lions, the obvious answer for this pick. The Detroit Lions, that's all I got to say. The Lions, they are better. Seahawks, sorry. Lions are the coolest team in the NFL. I love everything about this football team. I'm going to say it again, I love them. And that itself is enough for me to pick them unless it's like a matchup where they're obviously not going to win. I'm going to rat them.  Now we have another shitty football game. See, it's just like a common trend of saying these games are going to be bad. But this is a shitty football game that I think I'm going to enjoy. Just for the fact that I hate one of the teams playing. So we have the Jets, we have the Steelers. I'm picking the Jets. I'm picking Joe Flacco to be the Steelers in Pittsburgh. I can see like a mid... Is it going to be Joe Flacco though? I'm saying it is. They shouldn't put Zach Wilson out there. Is Zach back? Well, he shouldn't go on the field. So I think this is the week that they're saying Zach is going to be back though. Keep them on the sideline so maybe that they can win. Mitch, sorry, not unimpressed. Yeah, there's nothing. Their fans are so ruthless to Mitch right now and I feel bad, but it is kind of dessert.  I'm going to... All that being said, I'm going to take Pittsburgh just because if it is Joe Flacco, I watched what happened this past Sunday and oh my God, was I not impressed. If it's Zach Wilson, again, oh my God, not impressed. Don't really think he's all that good. And he's coming back from an injury. So probably going to be a little bit rusty. So even though there's going to be no TJ Watt again, I think the Pittsburgh defense is going to have their way with this. Even if Minka doesn't play, I know he's a caution protocol from Thursday night. Still think Pittsburgh can get this done. So, and I'm not picking the Jets because if the Jets win this game and the Patriots lose, which I am expecting them to do, the Patriots will be last in the division. And I can't... Yeah, no, we don't want that, but I also don't want this. Yeah, again, another one where I need my division to lose and you need yours. Yeah, a lot of AMC matchups. So Jags, Eagles, Trevor Lawrence, I'm impressed with everything that he's doing. I'm impressed with the Jags. They are a pleasant surprise. Maybe Urban Meyer was the problem. I mean, would ever think that idea, you know. I don't guess that. Right, so. I don't guess that. I like what they're doing. I'm excited to watch them. I've seen a lot of people, so I posted it on our account today because I've seen a lot of people saying that they'd rather have Trevor Lawrence over Joe Burrow for the next five years. And that's why I posted it because I've seen the takes all week. Yeah, hilarious. So, I mean, I wouldn't... I would not, I'm not at that point yet. Could he get there? He could, he could get there, but right now, no. So, taking the better quarterback here. Allen Heard's...  Yeah, the Eagles are legit. And I am, I'm really surprised. The AJ Brown edition is like paying dividends. Jalen Heard's is insane. I have never been more thankful for a fantasy player than I am with Jalen Heard's. It's like week after week, like he is the one that I can count on and know what I'm gonna get. Everybody else on my team, I don't, I don't know. But he's, he's so good. I think, I know it's early. I know I've said that however many times during the show. The Eagles should be right now, the odds on favorite to come out of the NFC. I mean, yeah, no one else stands a chance. Maybe this is a prisoner of the moment kind of thing. No, they're good. But I don't think that that's gonna change. They're really good. No one else is doing what they're doing. Okay, the Eagles until the wheels fall off. Like I'm riding with the Eagles, which is disgusting.  But I can, I can admit what a team is good and hold my God, or the Philadelphia Eagles. I can see this game being close. Yeah. I can see it being an actual, like an actual good game. So with that being said, still Eagles, but this is a game I feel like people are gonna have some like hot takes on. Yeah. But we shall see. Browns, Falcons. So the Cleveland Browns might be, they should be. Like if Miles Garrett plays, I think that's ridiculous. I don't think he should play in this game at all. He was just in a car crash. The car rolled like three times. I don't think he should play. Just take the week off. I'm sure your body's super sore. He's walking away with the minor injuries he walked away with, man. Also the takes that people were having about it, just like scary. Maybe just don't be like super insensitive to the situation. He was literally leaving practice. What do you expect though? It's 3 p.m. in the afternoon. He said he was moving out of the way, not hit a deer. That's pretty believable in Ohio, driving on a country road in a Porsche. When the roads are wet, it's been raining all week.  But of course, I mean this always happens. So, Vlad, he's okay. Don't think he should play. That being said, the Cleveland Browns win this game. They're better than the Falcons. There's nothing else I can say that they're better than the Falcons. Nick Chubb is the best running back in the NFL right now. I don't think there's anyone doing anything better than him. The Falcons I will admit are not as bad as I thought they were gonna be this year. They're putting up points. In that same breath, they're still not very good. Cordell Patterson has like the second most rushing guards in the league right now or something, which is good for him. I love that guy. So I'm really happy for him, but that is crazy to me. Yeah, I don't know. The Falcons are, I can't get a full read on them. But I do not think that they're gonna win this football game, even if he doesn't play, which again, I don't think he should play. But I like what the Browns are doing right now. I'm just Jacobi specifically. Yeah, I like what Jacobi and the offense is doing defense could be a little better. If they lost this game, I would not be surprised. But that's just any Browns game. Like that would never be surprised if they lose. It's just, I kind of agree. Just like so. Because the Falcons have put up a pretty good fight in every game they've played this year. And the Browns defense has almost put me out the window every single game that they've played this year. So what a combo. That too, so. This next one, commanders at Cowboys. I'm here to go on my victory lap again of Carson Wentz. Yeah, Cooper Rush is better than Carson Wentz. That's all you gotta know. Cooper Rush is the superior junior in this matchup. Carson Wentz and there's a big gap between the two right now. The Cowboys win. There's a big gap. CD touchdown, Cowboys win. It's gonna be like 45 to like 10. Yeah, it's either gonna, I think it's either gonna be a massive blowout like that or it's gonna be like a big 10 football game. And there's gonna be like 13 to 10 finals. Yeah, we make it somebody stepping out of bounds again. I mean, to me. He's lucky that he was in a pick six. And that's all I'll say about that. We have an Oklahoma quarterback battle. Battle of the Oklahoma quarterback. Posting. Love this. The Arizona Cardinals. I love it. I hate the Arizona Cardinals right now. Yeah, they're not very good.  I'm so annoyed with everything they're doing. I have James Conner is on my running backs and he's doing nothing for me. So he's getting benched this week. Now naturally, of course he's gonna score like probably three touchdowns because that's just how it works. And Baker-Milfield stinks. So I'm going with the quarterback who's better at Call of Duty than the other quarterback that plays Call of Duty. That's Kyler Murray. Really hard to determine the two between that state and I know, but I'm with the Cardinals. I hope Arizona fans have a great day and I hope Oklahoma fans suffer. Oh my God. This next one, a battle of the really bad first-year head coaches. Yeah, bad coaches, bad teams. There's no way that the Raiders can lose again. They have to win. There's no way they can lose again. They totally can though. I know they can, but like I'm just telling myself I just can't. They literally, I just feel like you can't do it. They can't do it. They have to win. I'm gonna pick them again this week because I agree. I don't think they go all in four. I've picked them every, every week. But I kind of, I seriously, I know. There's my last one. I kind of would love it though. I just feel like they can't, you know? You really can't do it. And I think it just goes on par with them. No, you can't, especially in a divisional game. It's just so Broncos. Another. For them to lose this with Russell Wilson. Another divisional game. Don't know. Yeah, I'm just gonna. I'm gonna stick with Vegas, but this is gonna be just a beautiful disaster in every way. I'm kind of excited for it actually. Speaking of disasters, this next game. We were gonna go to this game and now I'm, I'm really glad we're not. Save your time, save your energy. You do not need to go watch, Aaron Rogers, no. Watch From Home. Thank you, have a better day. Real glad that we're not making a trip. Listen, I want the Patriots to win every single week. I do, I really, really do. This is not going to happen. I would have given them a better shot if Mac Jones were to play and things were normal, but I still would have picked the Packers in this game given their own issues. But with Brian Hoyer, I just don't. And? I don't, I can't. I can't.   It now has to play the Patriots. Like that's messed up. How do you think I feel right now? That's what I'm saying. I get to match up.   Sick of them. They're gonna win though. Watch Good.  But I'm a little nervous for him. Actually die. Yeah. No, I'm not feeling great about it. Even though the Packers are gonna be a little, they're a little banged up right now. I don't think that makes a difference. But speaking of Mr. Tom Brady, Kansas City at Tampa Bay is our Sunday night football game of the week. We finally get a good prime time game for all four quarters because, well that too, they have to play, they're gonna have to move the game, right?  Yeah, it's supposed to be category five. There's no way. I've seen every video that I need to see that's going to be really bad. So. Yeah, there's no way that this in Tampa but I don't think that matters. I'm going with Kansas City. I think, and I'm sorry for what I'm about to say. I think Tom Brady's done. Oh, come on. I think he's done. Did you not see his face? Did you see his face? Yeah. He looked more miserable than I've ever seen. He looked more miserable than Daniel Jones. Yes, I agree. However, they went into that game with Brashad Perriman, Russell Gage and they picked up Cole Beasley midweek and that was their offense. I think that was the reason why they lost. Me either. It's Cole Beasley. It's Cole Beasley, that's why they lost. Well listen, I'd be miserable too if that's what I had to freaking deal with. So. I think he's miserable before that. You get to Mike Evans back this week. Yeah. I think there's a lot going on. Yeah, you are not. He has a lot going on. So I'm going with the things at home that are a little bit better and I know there's Jackson Mahomes there but it seems a little better. Are they better though? Yeah, they're both in all kinds of cute videos, cute content, looking like a pretty good life to me. So I'm going with the family man, Patrick Mahomes. I am sticking with Tom Brady in the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, if nothing else, because he has a winning record against Patrick Mahomes. If absolutely nothing else.  So I'm going to say it again. I said it last week, I'm going to say it again. I can't in good faith against Tom Brady, especially against quarterbacks that I do not like. And I obviously don't like Aaron Rodgers. I don't like Patrick Mahomes. Two weeks in a row, I can. Imagine if they lose this game too. I'm going to be on like watch. At least you have the Guardians to hold you together now. That's it. Right. Okay, the last and final game. This one's. For some reason, the 49ers are favorites. I mean, it's a home game, but the Rams are just better. It's a home game, that's why. The Rams are better. If they don't start going to Alan Robinson, I'm. I'm going to start to camp out outside of SoFi until it happens, because this man is. I know last week he had a ball go right through his hands and like, yeah, that's on him, but please. Jimmy G. What's going on, man? Yeah, I mean, no, I was supposed to be your. This is supposed to be your resurgence, your second act. This is supposed to be good for you. No, step out of bounds. And you throw a pick six. You're lucky that you didn't didn't actually. I'm going to take the Rams simply. Because of Aaron Donald. I don't like either of these teams. I don't like this matchup. I'm taking the defense that I think is going to give. The quarterback the worst amount of problems. Yeah, Jimmy G. He's not going to have a good day. So it's the Rams Rams win this game. But again, I hate this slate of games this week. I just don't feel good about any of them. It's so weird. Um, that's weird. It's been a long time today. I know, like we could talk Celtics if you want to. Yeah, I feel like we should. We should just. Quick little. Um, obviously. Things with the Boston Celtics are. Kind of messy right now. To put it lightly. Right. I mean, it's like every day in sports. There's something new. Every with a different team. It's kind of exhausting. It's. And it's not surprising. And that's sad. Yeah. It's, I mean, so this whole situation is very weird. I do. I do want to say though, that the way it was reported. And the way it continued to be reported after the initial reports.  And I think. These two reporters specifically, obviously we all know who they are. I'm not going to need to be held accountable for it. Specifically because of the way it affected the women in the Boston. We all know that. We all know that. But in the organization, you had people. Make assumptions. Research. Just to see what women are on the staff and. images of them and. Implicating them in this situation when. You don't know. Anything? I'm no. You don't know if it's. You don't know if it's like someone that works that cleans the building. You don't know if it's someone in the management, the way it was reported, how vaguely it was reported, the time in which it was reported, like everything about it is bad. And I'm gonna put that on the two reporters who we go to for our NBA news religiously. Because supposedly the Celtics opened up this investigation months ago and it's gone up until now without any leaks. So I don't think it was the Celtics that tipped off these two men. I think it was somebody else involved in whatever way. I'm disappointed, I'm really disappointed in Ime Udoka specifically for his, I don't even wanna call it a lapse in judgment because I feel like that's another term for a mistake and this wasn't a mistake. This was the conscious decision that he made and it seems like continuously continue to make. And I'm really disappointed because he was supposed to be the coach for the foreseeable future, like he was supposed to be here for a while. He suspended for all of this year. There's no word on what's going to happen after this year, but if you ask me, I don't think he's gonna come back.  I mean, it is first. I don't think he will come back either. In his first year, he took this team to the finals and that was supposed to be a really, really good launching point for this group as a whole. And now, obviously it's not. Joe Missoula is the new head coach. He has his own issues. They were in college, but I don't really think that matters. It's frustrating. It's again, it's just another episode in why being a woman who is a fan of sports is difficult because of things like this where one bad thing happens and somebody is removed from their position and the person that's put into their position also has a checkered past. So I will give credit to Brad Stevens in this situation specifically, Brad Stevens, because in the press conference the other day, I think he handled it as best as you could in this situation. Yeah, I watched the press conference and I have some comments about it to say. I feel like some of the things they were saying were really weird and how they were going about it was very weird. They basically made it seem like they weren't gonna tell anybody about this. They brought in their legal people to go about it, do whatever things they need to do. And it seems like they weren't gonna tell anyone and then it was leaked. And then they made the decision to do the intervention like very quickly because it was put out into the media. So what I think is because they had this firm come in and do the investigation, I don't wanna say I believe them completely because in organizations they're shady stuff all the time.  I mean, anybody would do whatever. That's not the point. But they said that they opened up this investigation in July and it just wrapped up a couple of days before this leak came out. So I want to say I believe that and this leak came from somebody. This is just my personal opinion. I have no information on this whatsoever. This is just based on the facts that we have been presented. This is what I think. I feel like the leak came from somebody surrounding Eme Udoka because the organization would have nothing to gain from leaking that. You had staff members say that they had no idea about this until the reports came out on Twitter. The players at Media Day yesterday said the same thing.  So I want to believe that wholeheartedly that that's the timelines accurate and everything. But if it's what you said, it wouldn't surprise me because a big organization like this, you've seen other sports organizations specifically cover stuff up and whatever. So as a fan of the team and the organization, I feel like they are a good example of what organizations should be like, how they should be run and things like that. So I want to believe that. The whole situation just kind of clouds that for me. Yeah. I don't know, I need more information. Very telling about the situation that he is the only person being punished. Yeah. There's no other party being punished. He is the only one facing any kind of repercussion for what's going on. Which leads me to believe that it's not so much that there was a workplace relationship than it was a predatory relationship and it got out of hand. Yeah, happening with it. Yeah. Or like even see, I don't want to make a, like this is not an assumption. Like it could even be like something like, let's say very consensual relationship. One party says, I don't want this to go on anymore and the other doesn't like that. And then that's kind of how it, it seems to me, especially with the athletic article that came out that said, that's basically what it was. The woman that's involved with this decided that she did not want this anymore, whatever it was. And then there was unwanted contact, I believe is the way it was put. So again, it's really hard to talk about it because not a lot of information, actual information has been provided so we can only go with what we have right now. And it's really hard to do that because you don't want to speculate and make assumptions on this stuff, but the whole situation is frustrating and the season starts in a couple of weeks. Right, it's not really great, it's bad in and of itself, but it's a distraction that a team that is the betting favorite to win the finals this year and is supposed to, in my eyes, do that as a fan, but just as a basketball fan in general, I feel like what the additions to Celtics made, like this is their time. But from the end of that finals last year up until now, everything that's happened to the Boston Celtics except for the acquisition of Brogdon has made me sick to my stomach. So I'm frustrated. I hope that they can move past this. I hope that the new interim head coach who is supposed to be the guy, meaning the player's choice, I hope it works out. I'm just, I'm tired. Right, yeah, it's just not very fun when your team in doing whatever they're doing that teams do all the time. Anyways, yeah, very awful situation, but we'll send it off on a lighter note. If you guys wanna play against us in daily fantasy football, you know what to do, we'll post the tweet this week, we'll make the lineup, we'll play against us. Maybe I'll have a better freaking team than last week. My team was so shitty. I had Josh Allen as my quarterback.  So did I. Maybe, yeah, maybe this is the week that I actually win something. Right, it can only go up from here, ladies and gentlemen. And you know what, happy Tuesday and we'll see you. We'll see you next day. Football team wins, that's it. That's it.


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I was sitting in Gus's Grill over a cup of coffee still thinking. When I looked up suddenly and there was Ellen. What'd you come for? I followed you. I think I'll have something to eat too. A girl can sure work up an appetite chasing a man. Look, go away, William. I'm depressed. All the more reason you need me, Doc. The food here is terrible. Some of Gus's customers have to be traded for shock. Then let's go somewhere else. This is the only place where my credit's still good. I stopped at your rooming house yesterday. Somebody said you had to move. Look, if you need money, Paul, why didn't you tell me? Because I'm through taking money from you. You're only borrowing it. This is a terrible blow to my pride, darling, but for the tenth time will you marry me? No. Why not? It'd make me terribly happy. You'd be happy for a month and miserable the rest of your life. Is this a kind way of telling me that you don't love me? You're never out of my mind. By just walking in the street I get lonely for you. Then marry me, Paul. I'd be good for you. I'd always be nagging you and driving you to work harder and get someplace. I'm just exactly where I belong. Mauling a piano at Mario's for those lecherous leg breakers. I know better.  I heard you playing. How did you ever get like this? You're imagining things. Well, you never tell me anything about yourself. Paul. What? When I stopped at your room yesterday I saw something on the floor that kind of puzzled me. You did? A page torn out of last week's Destiny magazine. What's the puzzling about that? It was also carefully folded. It looked like something you've been carrying in your pocket. I thought maybe you dropped it, so I brought it along. What would I want that for? I don't know. It's just a full page ad about the diary of Martha Lathrop that's starting next week. It says, After ten years of broad Martha Lathrop has just come back to America. Her authoritative books have opened the secret doors of politics. Her keen mind has alerted America on world affairs and punctured the stuffed shirts of important men. Now read the sensational story behind our stories. Extraordinary woman. Yeah. Oh well. Hey, you didn't answer my question yet. Which question? The only one that really interests a woman. Are you going to marry me? I'm already married. You're married? That happens to men, you know. Why didn't you ever tell me, Paul? Because it's something that happened a long time ago. It's fourteen years since I last saw her. Fourteen years? And you never did anything about it? There was nothing I could do until now. Until Martha came back to this country. Martha? You mean this woman? Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's my wife. Martha Lathrop. Your wife? I'm going to see her tonight. But why? In all these years, why didn't you? Because sometimes marriage really seems to mean what it says. Till death do us part. I left Ellen and went up there. She was living in a big converted brownstone on Gramercy Place overlooking the park. The door was opened by a rough-looking character who would have been a lot more convincing as a private dick than as a butler. Which is what he was apparently supposed to be. For a moment I wondered if he knew anything about me. If this watchdog might be the one person she could have told to warn him against me. But of course I was wrong. Not with her pride, not her, not Martha. Yes? I want to see Miss Lathrop. Do you have an appointment? No, but... Then you can't see her. No, wait a minute. Without an appointment, you can't see her. Nobody can see her.  Sick? The newspapers didn't say anything about her. Never mind what the newspaper said. You heard what I said. Look, just give her this watch. I'll wait. What about the watch? Just give it to her. I think she'll see me. It has her name in it. Oh. Is that what you found? Yeah. Something I found. He took the watch and went upstairs. I knew the watch would work because Martha herself had given it to me as a wedding present. I knew exactly how it would work, up to a point. And if she still wouldn't give me what I wanted, I was ready for that, too. But there was something about the whole setup that I didn't get. The house itself dark and somber as a prison. The pug ugly butler, the part about her being sick. It didn't fit. It just didn't fit with what I knew about Martha Lathrop. I sat down in the living room to wait. And almost jumped out of my skin.  Peering at me through the bars of a cage. I remembered now reading how some big game hunter had given it to her. It was big and bright colored and mean looking with a green stripe between its eyes, which gave a really quite startling impression that the thing was wearing spectacles. I was still staring at it when I turned and saw Martha for the first time in 14 years. She was pale, thinner than I remember, but with the same hard and tense blue eyes, the same air of cold condescension. Yet there was something else, and suddenly I knew what it was. It was fear. A look of hidden fear that was almost shocking to me, who had always known Martha is utterly even cruelly fearless. I was in for another shock. She didn't speak to me, she spoke to the butler. Robert, have you searched him? Not yet, Miss Lathrop. Please do. Turn around. What's the idea? I said turn around. He's all right, Miss Lathrop. Very well. You may go now, Robert. Yes, Miss Lathrop. May I ask what that was all about? I've had some very trying experiences since I last saw you, Paul. You must have. You have to search all the callers for concealed weapons. What are you afraid of, Martha? I'd rather not discuss it if you don't mind. What do you want? You're not exactly overjoyed to see me, are you? I said what do you want? Well, I read about your diary. I came to congratulate you. Congratulations, get out. Look, Martha, that bird seems to be as bad tempered as you are. Can you keep him out of this conversation? This conversation is over. Not my end of it, no. What did you come here for? Money? Because the answers no. No, not this time. This time I want something money can't buy. One of the very few things it can't. What's there? To be free, Martha. Why? So that I can marry again. Why, did I have to say something funny? Suppose that some people love isn't funny, is it? It wasn't to me when I married you. That was the one bad miscalculation I made in my life. I know. I knew that first time you went to Paris for a newspaper I'd never see again. You said going away would only be temporary. But as the French say, there's nothing so permanent as the temporary. Why didn't you get a divorce then? Why didn't you think then that someday you might want to marry again? After my experience with you? My dear Martha, what I thought of women after that isn't fit language even for your ears. But you weren't about taking money from a woman, were you? You weren't about forging chicks in my name, were you? I needed it. I knew your vanity. That was my temptation and my safety.  No good bum for a husband. We made our bargain. I could have sent you to jail. I still can't remember that. So why didn't you divorce me? Because I... Because you didn't want me but you couldn't bear the thought that I might be completely free of you.  You know someone once said we all kill the thing we love. Are you trying to say I still love you? You? Maybe in a twisted sort of a way. Because mine was the only love you ever really had. Maybe somewhere deep in your mind you're trying to keep the bleached bones of it. I'm not completely mad. I wonder Martha. I've always wanted. Get out of here! Without an answer? Without my freedom? The answer's no. Never do you hear never.  Alright Martha. 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I was prepared to wait there every night for a week if I had to, but it was less than an hour.  The taxi waited.  A little time after that the butter left. I walked across the street. The third key I tried let me in the door. It was that fiend of a bird. But it'd only stop me for a minute. I won't say I wasn't nervous.  But I hadn't any reason to be, I kept telling myself, who was going to pin it on me? As far as anybody who knew Martha was concerned, I didn't even exist. I went upstairs and found her bedroom. Now on the bedside table I found the bottle of sleeping pills just as I expected. She'd always use them as she was the type that always would. Very carefully I took each little capsule apart and emptied its contents down the wash basin in the bathroom.  I was down at the bottom of the stairs again when a light went on in the vestibule. She was coming back. I had just time to slip behind one of the heavy curtains in the living room, but that was all. Martha, to suspect me of all people. Please, Martha, I'd rather not discuss it.  I said I would rather not discuss it. Good night. Oh, she had a quarrel with someone. That was good. Now I knew she'd take the sleeping pills. She went directly upstairs. I waited. Five minutes later the bottle came in, but he went straight on back to his own porter somewhere in the back of the house. I waited some more. It seemed like hours, but I suppose it was only a few minutes. I wondered if she'd taken the sleeping pills yet. I wondered if I'd hear her when she fell. Finally, I didn't dare wait any longer. I slipped out from behind the curtain and crossed the living room. I had just closed the front door quietly behind me when a light went on inside. I pressed into a corner of the vestibule. Through the glass panel of the door I could see Martha and a negligee coming down the stairs, and she had a bottle in her hand. The bottle of sleeping pills. For a second I thought she must have found out somehow that she was going to call the police. She wasn't. She was like a sleepwalker. She crossed the living room. She was dumping one of the pills out of the bottle into her hand and she stopped.  Suddenly I saw the whole thing. The tough butler who said she was sick and searched people for weapons, the fear behind her eyes, the man she just called with about obsessions, symptoms of a sick mind. Martha was insane. I watched while she took the sleeping pill in her fingers and held it through the bars of the cage for the bird. I didn't have a fortness beak, but I didn't wait for the rest. As softly as I could, I opened the outer door and went down to the street. Martha was insane.  Nobody could ever kill her. Ellen? Sure, I'm all right. What time is it? Eleven o'clock. I just saw the papers. Saw the papers? About Martha Lathrop. She's dead. Poisoned. They found... That's impossible. It couldn't be. I'm afraid it's true, Paul. Ellen, where are you? At Gus's. Paul, listen, let's go away. With what? I've got a little money, enough to get us to Chicago, or maybe Los Angeles. We could change our names and start over again. Why, Ellen? You think I killed her, don't you? Paul, if you did, I know why you did. And I don't care.  You were there. You said you were going... I was, I was, but I didn't kill her, and I can prove it. Don't you believe me? Okay, paper here, paper, extra paper. Hey, you beat it. Wait a minute. Give me a couple of those. Yes, sir, you're all about the big murder. Murder? Yeah, an aloo-loo. Thanks, Paul. All right, now beat it. Oh, Paul. Yeah, yeah. It wasn't you. Oh, Paul. Dr. Martin Osterman. That must have been the guy she went out with last night. And they've got him cold. They quarreled publicly at a big restaurant. She said he was trying to poison her. He'd given her the prescription for the sleeping pills that killed her. Ellen, how would you like to have some real money and earn it? Easy money. Money? This Osterman is rich, filthy rich. Why didn't do it? I can prove that he didn't do it. Which one is handling the Osterman case? I'll give you, Mr. Harrison. Mr. Harrison? Yes. The papers say that you're Dr. Martin Osterman's lawyer, is that right? Yes, yes, sir. Who is this? Your clients in a pretty bad way, isn't they? Look here, I'm not in the habit of speaking over the phone to people that I don't- You'll speak to me because I can prove he's innocent. You can what? That's what I said. I can prove it. Well, Mr. whatever your name is, if you have any evidence, I'd certainly be glad if you'd come down here to my office. I'll send somebody else down, my secretary, but she'll want money. Well, uh... $50,000. $50,000? You can touch with Dr. Osterman and see if he doesn't think his life is worth that. But your suggesting is not only against the law... I don't care about the law, and I don't think Osterman will either. I'll have somebody down there in an hour. Can you arrange it by then? Possibly. We'll want the money in cash. Ministers and forks. There's a young lady waiting for this call in Mr. Harrison's office. I want to speak to her. Oh, yes. Paul, Ellen. Did they give you the money? Yes. Did you count it? Yes. All right, put Harrison on. Then start for Grand Central Station. All right, Paul. Mr. Harrison? Yes. All right, here's the dope. Martha Lathrop was not murdered. She committed suicide. Suicide? And here's the proof. She was suffering from delusions. She thought people were trying to kill her, poison and so on. Dr. Osterman confirms that, of course. Well, yes, yes, he did. What he doesn't know is that it had gone so far she was trying out things she ate on that big parrot she had. The macaw? Yeah. The butler will confirm that. Anyway, she tried out those sleeping pills on the bird before she took them. You'll find a dead bird in the house to confirm that. Good heavens. So she knew those pills were poisoned before she took them. Martha Lathrop killed herself. I must say they took it like a sport.  An hour later, Ellen and I were on a train speeding along the banks of the Hudson River bound for California. Oh, Paul, $50,000. Easy money.  Is this Mr. Bentley? I run a pit shop downtown. You must have the wrong address. No, no, glasses. Interested? No. No, I'm not interested. I could easily bring them up to show you I got your address. No, I'm not interested. That night I told Ellen I'd found bugs in the place. So we moved. Two nights later I was alone and there was a knock on the door. Mr. Bentley? What do you want? I brought the bird anyway, Mr. Bentley. I thought, sure, you'd want him when you saw him. Look, I said I... I had quite a time finding where you'd move to. Oh, look. Isn't he a beauty? I told you that I didn't want to see one like him before. What made you think I'd want him? Oh, I thought you would. Don't you want him? How much? Like I say, that's a very rare bird. Uh, 500? Oh, yes, yes. That'd be all right, Mr. Bentley. Here. Thank you, Mr. Bentley, and I'm sure you'll enjoy it. Now get out. Yes, yes. There could be no doubt about it. It was the same bird. I opened the cage and roughed his feathers to see if the markings might have been painted on. He bit me, but it was the same bird. He sat there staring evil at me through those spectacles of his laughing at me. I reached in the cage again and rang his neck. I wrapped the body up in a newspaper. I got a shovel out of the garage. I drove about five miles up to Panga Canyon and parked in the side road with my lights out. I went down into the canyon and started digging. I dug like a madman. The sweat was running into my eyes and I was gasping for air. And then suddenly a light was shining full on my face. All right, Bentley.  I couldn't have done it. I couldn't have killed it. The bird is dead. Ellen had nothing to do with it. She thought I was innocent all along. Okay, we got nothing against her. But the bird, I... Well, Bentley, that was what you might call psychological warfare. We knew you were guilty, though, when you bought it. Yeah, but I mean that the poison... Oh, we found poison all right. It still traces on its beacons claws when we got there. But there was one thing we couldn't understand for quite a while. Dr.  But if Martha took the poison, I saw her give it to that bird. I saw the bird gobble it up. Why didn't it die? Yeah, but you see with this nitrosine, some birds can take that stuff by the spoonful and it won't even phase them. You just picked the wrong kind of poison and the wrong kind of bird. And so, being of sound mind and somewhat relieved to know it, I do hereby bequeath in this my last will and testament witnessed here in the death house at Ossening, New York on the seventh day of November to my wife Ellen, the sum of $48,700. The remainder of that easy money. Hoping that the facts herein set forth will assure her that she has a right to it. Since I will shortly to my regret have earned every nickel of it. Made in California for enjoyment throughout the world. This is Ken Niles presenting our Suspense Star of the Evening, the Handsomest Man in Hollywood, Jack Carson. All right, Jack, you can stop twisting my arm now. I said it. Oh, I suppose I'm not really the handsomest. Just one of the best looking. Jack, when it comes to looks, I'll take Hedy Lamar. But as an actor, believe me, Jack Carson ranks with the best. Gee, thanks, Ken. I'm sorry about your arm. It's all right, Jack. My arm is still in good enough shape to give you this gift basket of fine Roma wines. With the compliments of Roma, your host tonight. Wonderful. That's a grand present, Ken. My thanks to Roma. Say, you folks really make me feel at home. Well, Roma wine has a way of doing that, Jack. That's why your Roma gift basket includes Roma California sherry. When friends drop in, share with them golden amber fragrant Roma sherry. 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