Hey everyone, so Nintendo a few days ago put up a tweet talking about Skyward Sword and in this tweet they talked at length about how Skyward Sword, well at length for a tweet anyways, how motion controls are better on Switch than in the original release and I wanted to take some time to touch upon this and about why you should give Skyward Sword HD a try especially if you are a new player who has never experienced the original and it's heard nothing but bad things and no folks it's not Breath of the Wild so if you're looking for it to be like Breath of the Wild I mean just wait for Breath of the Wild 2 or like play the next closest thing which I guess is Age of Calamity that plays nothing like Breath of the Wild so again wait for Breath of the Wild 2 before I get into that though I gotta remind you that we have a giveaway going on for a $99 Nintendo Switch or $100 PlayStation or Xbox gift card along with a copy of Monster Hunter Rise that's two different winners there and then also two $20 Nintendo Switch PlayStation or Xbox gift card so four total winners this month had down in the description in the pinned comment and also hey let me know what you think about the camera and all that this is my new camera the Lumix G9 I'm currently recording this at 4k 60fps you guys let me know how it works out I have a backup recording going on as well at 1440p just in case we have some some issues alright so I wanted to talk about this because I love the Zelda series and Skyward Sword is in my top five Zelda games and some people find that to be blasphemous and I'm here to tell you why you should play it one the motion controls are optional but also revolutionary in a way you are never going to get in a Zelda game again now look I can admit the motion controls with Wii remote plus on the original release could left a little bit to be desired you were constantly recalibrating or at least you were if you didn't understand how the motion controls work so what happens is anytime you initiate motion actions whether it's using the sword the slingshot the bow the beetle whatever item you end up using that uses motion it the items uses based on where your Wii remote was or in this case you'll write joy con at the time of initiating the use of it so if you were pointing you know holding in a normal position pointing down that is actually the center point on your TV and the moment you realize that with the Wii remote plus the easier and easier it becomes and not need to recalibrate because almost all of the motions in the game can be done with wrist flicks you don't need to exaggerate the way they show in their little ditty when they're showing all improved the motion controls are yes it can be fun to exaggerate it might even lead to more immersion but you don't actually need to do that that's the beauty of skyward sword is that yeah the motion controls seem a bit off-putting till you realize hey guess what they're not really that big of a deal they actually work very very well the whole game is built around it and it actually led to some of the most skill-based and enthralling combat yet no if you want this to work like twilight princess you can't sit here and waggle like this and beat all the enemies in fact there are some enemies especially bokoblin that have you know electric capabilities double electric you and you will die you need to actually have some skill and that's one thing i want to point out to why you should play this game if you're looking for a zelda game that requires more skill skyward sword is right up your alley now obviously the motion controls are entirely optional i do think they added an enthralling aspect to the game and they're the only time you're going to get motion controls in a zelda game so i think it's worth visiting if you've never experienced motion control zelda because i think it actually works really well but obviously they didn't remap it to the stick to make it a little bit easier for people who don't want to do it or want to play in handheld so why else should you play skyward sword well skyward sword has the best story in all of zelda now one of the main criticisms for all you breath of the wild players out there the new breath of the wild players even some of the veterans of zelda is that hey look the story's lacking or because you need to go out of your way and read so much and discover the story that the story just doesn't seem as fulfilling well guess what if you are a breath of the wild player that felt that way and haven't played skyward sword play skyward sword yes the experience is a bit more linear but that linearity well actually a lot more linear than breath of the wild but that linearity leads to one of the deepest and most enthralling stories in all of zelda skyward sword is this story that sets up the entire franchise in fact if you have not played skyward sword and played breath of the wild there are references in breath of the wild story that reference back to skyward sword that's the crazy thing it can actually enhance your experience of breath of the wild by actually knowing what happens in the story of skyward so again the story is just really really good no there's no voice acting so that is a bit of a downfall from breath of the wild but in terms of the overarching story the way the story is told how in depth it is how much there is to it how it sets up ganon and zelda and link to be in this eternal battle for all of time it is awesome and that is all discovered right here in skyward sword so that's really like just from a lore perspective the number one reason if you just came into zelda with breath of the wild or you skipped skyward sword to now give skyward sword hd a chance and give skyward sword a chance on the whole what else well what was one of the other main complaints from breath of the wild well it was fun to explore it was fun to fight lionels it was fun to do anything you want upgrade your equipment all that jazz but you know what could have been a little bit better how about those divine beasts how about the dungeons well guess what skyward sword both some of the best dungeons in all of zelda in fact one of the best dungeons in fact my favorite dungeon in the series is in this game where the act of solving the dungeon itself is a puzzle uh it's i don't want to spoil too much but it's a lot of fun there are real dungeons in this game so combine the real dungeons with the story and the gameplay and suddenly you already have a really compelling reason to give this game a try i mean these dungeons are way more in depth than the divine beast i think any veteran zelda players that's played breath of the wild and skyward sword and other zelda games can easily tell you yes dungeons are much better boss fights are much better now beyond all of that when you talk about characters so when you look at breath of the wild yes you have your core set of characters but you don't really endure yourself to too many the champions you do endure yourself to a little bit and a little bit into their stories but they always kind of feel like sort of a side dish a backdrop to the overarching you got to stop glamity ganon and learn what happened a hundred years ago well here's the thing in this game main characters like groups main characters like giraheem and obviously zelda herself and impa play vital roles like impa seems important in breath of the wild but doesn't do much impa is massively important in this game so is zelda so is giraheem you'll learn more about him as you play my gosh he is one of the most original characters in zelda history oh and by the way yeah five fee um yeah let me just say there is more to that master sword in breath of the wild than you realize i'm telling you folks the characters in this game are endearing and by the end of the game if you're not saying that you want to pump a door and you're ready for grues land then i honestly don't know what game you played because i'm telling you the characters are that endearing in this game there are so many memorable characters yeah nintendo's hyping you up with the motion controls they're hyping you up with things like oh look at these things that maybe started here but technically didn't start here but they'll say oh crafting started here you could craft before you could upgrade your equipment before majora's mask you could upgrade a sword and all that um and in opening of time you could as well like hello this stuff's been around before maybe not to this level and definitely not to the level of breath of the wild but a lot of the stuff they say originates in skyward sword doesn't it actually originates from priors of the games and was just enhanced in skyward sword but what is really cool is if you don't like breakable items there's no breakable items in this game except for shields if you have a wooden shield and it lights on fire poof it goes away but there are permanent shields that don't break uh none of your main weapons break there's a lot more weapon variety granted you could argue there's more variety in breath of the wild because the four stasis abilities actually add a lot of gameplay opportunity that doesn't exist in skyward sword but you have traditional items like the hook shot in there you have a slingshot which plays fundamentally different from the bow and arrow it's just a lot of different experience of items in here the beetle as an example is a really really neat item that i think would be really nice to see back in breath of the wild too and that kind of leads to my final point on why you should play skyward sword hd and that is that there's a high likelihood that this game is going to play right into breath of the wild too i have a feeling that the reason they want skyward sword hd out now isn't just because it's an important game for the zelda series but because it's important for events that are about to occur in breath of the wild too let's just say that trailer they have might have a whole new meaning to you by the time we get uh done with skyward sword so again it comes out july 16th there's going to be other games obviously from other platforms and on nintendo switch for you to play this summer mario golf as an example but i think if you really really loved breath of the wild you should give skyward sword hd a shot and if you skipped it as a veteran zelda fan now is the time they improved the motion controls and they made them optional so if those are the things that held you back now's the time now the last thing is obviously if you enjoyed dungeons the whole game is basically one giant dungeon and when i said it's kind of linear i mean that you go to different sections of the world and the sections of the world themselves are dungeons so if you are a dungeon lover this is like the zelda game for you it is literally just one giant dungeon all right folks you guys let me know what you think about down in the comments below let me know you think about the new camera and all that let me know just in general we have a new podcast episode recording tonight so stay tuned for that otherwise uh folks i love you guys and i'll catch you in the next video


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Snuggle up to Uncle Leroy. Here's a towel for him, Leroy. Oh, good. Nice and warm. I just ironed it. He handed him to me, Leroy. You know how to hold him? Well, I should. I held you when you were two days old. Gave your bath every day till you're five. And he hasn't had a bath since. Very funny. Here, Bertie, grab him. Come here to me, piggy. Come here, Bertie. Look at him. He's so little and round. Look how he wrinkles up his snout. Would you, would you, would you? Oh, I love his skin. It's so pink. And look, it's baggy in the seat. What's going on here?  Well, how'd he like it? He hated it. Yeah, I could have told you that. How do you come with pigsty, Miss Gilsey? Pigsty? Well, it turned out to be more work than I anticipated, Bertie. Very difficult wood. The nails refused to go in straight. But after all, it's only a pigsty. We ought to make it a deluxe pigsty.  Marjorie, we're going to have a spoiled pig on our hands if we don't watch out. That pig has got to learn to fend for himself. Let him learn his responsibilities early in life. After all, I was only 13 when my father took me aside and said... Hey, cheese, it's the police. Huh? Where? It's Chief Gates. Well, hello there. Oh, hello, Chief. Hmm, what have we here? A pig. So I see. His name was Tiger. Tiger, eh? What's on your mind, Chief? Well, as a matter of fact, it's in regards to the pig. Oh, what about it? I don't like doing this, Commissioner, but, uh, we've had a complaint. A complaint about what? About you keeping pigs. Listen, who made that complaint? That is neither here nor there. Well, I want to know. I'm sorry, Commissioner, but I'm not at liberty to divorce the name. Oh, you're not. Well, look, Chief, I'm a taxpayer here, and if a charge has been made against me, I have a legal right to know the nature of the charge. The charge is keeping pigs. It's against the zoning restrictions. Zoning restrictions? I never knew they had any. Uncle Mark, what does he mean? Well, as I say, I'm just as sorry as I can be, but I'm afraid the pig will have to be disposed of. Uncle Mark, you aren't going to let them talk. Just a moment, children. They can't take my pig, Uncle. They can't. No, no, Leroy. Well, I raised that pig from a baby. He did. Come here. Well, you see? See how it is, Chief? The children are very fond of it. Commissioner, right sooner, cut off Moan, right arm, but the law's the law, and the law is no pig. She's not a pig. He's a pet.  Listen, why don't you mind your own business? You're right.  Well, I might. No, kiddies. I want you to understand this is none of my doing. It is so. Now, let's be reasonable, Sonny. When you come right down to it, what real difference does it make to the pig, whether you eat him now or six months from now? Eat him? Well, sure. Never heard of roast-sucking pig? Well, it's delicious. You'll like it better than turkey. Oh, Sonny.  Leroy. I will. Chief, I mean, don't get upset. You just go in the house with Marjorie and let me handle this. My boy, take him inside, my dear. Come on, Leroy, let's... Marsh Commissioner, I didn't mean to start anything like that. Well, you have started it. What's more, I'm not going to get rid of the pig. This is my property, Chief, and I'll keep pigs here if I want to. Now, there you're putting me in a very difficult position, Commissioner. Much as I dislike to, I'm afraid I'll have to get a court order. Okay, you get it. Go ahead. And when you do, you tell him I'm going to fight it. Yes, by George, I'll fight this thing all the way to the Supreme Court and back again.  Complain about a little pig. I can't imagine. Spite. That's what it is. Pure spite. Uncle March, you've been pacing for an hour. I think better this way. Where's Leroy? Up in his room. Probably crying his eyes out. Poor kid. By George, I'd like to know who turned in that complaint. Wonder if it could have been Mrs. Pettibog.  No, I don't think it was Mrs. Pettibog. Wonder if it's Walder Gurney down the street. He's hated me ever since I asked him to return my snow shovel. No, it wasn't Gurney. Wonder if it was old man Burrell. He hates everybody. Why should he complain about pigs, though?  No, it wasn't him. Well... Sage. What? No, it wasn't Hooker. But whoever it was, I know what I'm gonna do. What? What are you gonna do? It's simple. It'll stand up in any court in the land, or I'm no lawyer. But what is it? Marjorie, who was our nearest neighbor? My Mrs. Ransom. Right, Leela Ransom. She lives right next door, closer than anybody to us. But does she object to the pig? No. But I still don't see... If anybody has a right to complain, she has, right? But Uncle Mort, I still don't... Answer my question. Am I right? You're right. Very well. I simply get Leela Ransom to sign an affidavit to the effect that the pig is no nuisance to her, and that's all there is to it. If she doesn't complain, how can anybody else? Oh, Uncle Mort, you're so smart. Wonderful idea. There's just one hitch. What's that?  Nobody hates you. Least of all, Mrs. Ransom. Well, I don't know. I stood her up there a couple of weeks ago at the country club dance. Still, there must be some way to handle her. Well, I'll just run over there. Maybe it'll come to me. This is going to take a little handling, I guess. Oh, well, have to turn on the old charm. Look, who's here? Me? Wow! Wait a minute, Leela. Mr. Gildersleeve, down where I come from, a gentleman does his stick his foot in the ladies' door. Oh, please, Leela, just for a minute. Let me come in, won't you? You appear to be in. I was expecting another gentleman. I wouldn't have even gone to the door. Now that you're in, I suppose I shall have to be civil to you, being from the south. Oh. Well, thank you, Leela. Shall we go in and sit down? Must we? Well, no, I just...  I just dropped in to ask you a favor. Really? Doesn't it strike you, Mr. Gildersleeve, that a gentleman who invites a lady to a dance and then breaks the engagement is hardly in a position to ask a favor? Well, this isn't for myself, it's for a pig. I mean... What?  I can explain better, sitting down. If you have any business with me, Mr. Gildersleeve, you can explain it here. But, Leela, after all, we meant to each other. And keep your distance. You're right, Leela. I've been a bad boy. I'm no good. You shouldn't have anything to do with me.  Now, we're getting someplace. Well? Look, Leela, I don't know quite how to put this. Gad, you're attractive today. Oh, thank you, kind sir. You were saying?   If you're a friend to yourself, the answer is no. Very good. Leela, be serious, won't you? Oh, not terrible. Go on, Throckmort.  Really? I thought if you'd be willing to testify that it's a nice pig and no trouble to anybody. Really, Throckmort?  Well, it really wouldn't be any trouble. 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Now, here's the great Gelder sleeve again, faced with a delicate problem in domestic diplomacy, namely how to do away with a pig that's crept into the hearts of his nephew Leroy and his niece Marjorie. In this extremity, he turns to the tactful Birdie in her kitchen for advice. Um, Birdie. Mr. Gelder sleeve? Are you busy? Mr. Gelder sleeve, I'm always busy. You want something? Well, I am. Oh, still ironing, huh? Well, it's about this pig, Birdie. Judge Hooker says we'll have to get rid of it. Something about a zoning ordinance. Anyway, the pig must go. Poor Leroy.  Yeah, I know. He's crazy about that pig. Well, sir, if he's got to go, he's got to go. Well, Birdie. I thought I could just take him down to the butcher and have him, well, you know, little roast pork wouldn't be so bad. Now, Mr. Gelder sleeve, if we have roast pork for Sunday dinner, Leroy's going to be suspicious. Maybe right. Still, there must be a way of disguising pork. Freak as he it may be. Pork's pork, Mr. Gelder sleeve. Freak as he it fried, beg it of stuff, it pork is still pork. You think the children would notice? They wouldn't notice any kind of meat these days. They're meat conscious. Well, what if I had him, I mean, what about sausage? There ain't no where sausage comes from, too. Well, confound it, Birdie. I've got more than $15 tied up in this pig. I just can't throw it away. Maybe you could sell him to the butcher. That's a good idea, Birdie. Or trade him, maybe, for some lamb chops. Fine, George, I'll call him right away. What's the fellow's name? Mr. Belden at the reliable meat market. How old was he? Yes, you called him a robber. I better try somebody else. He's the only butcher in town now, Mr. Gelder sleeve. All right, then I'll try Belden. Only I won't tell him who I am. What's the phone number there, Birdie? 3418. 3418. 3, 4, 1, 8. Birdie. Let me know if Leroy comes in. I don't want him to hear this. I'll let you know if he comes this way. Hello, is this Mr. Belden? This is one of your good customers, Mr. Belden. Never mind who. What I wanted to ask you is this.  Trade this pig for some lamb or beef.  Oh, the OPA. It's bureaucrats. Well, how'd you like to buy the pig, Mr. Belden? He's three weeks old and very healthy. A dollar. A dollar.   Looks like I'm stuck with the pig. Oh, well. What's the butcher say, Mr. Gills-Leave? Nothing doing, Birdie.  Oh, no. I couldn't do that, Birdie. After all, I've got feelings, you know. Yes, sir. Still, if I could think of some merciful way, maybe we could get him to overeat.  I guess not. Maybe I could just put him to sleep, huh? See, chloroform.  What do you think, Birdie? Well, if it was me, I'd rather be shot than take chloroform. I don't like the smell. I'd rather take chloroform than be shot. I don't like the noise, Birdie. OK, Mr. Gills-Leave, it's your pig. Where are you going to get the chloroform? I'll take the pig down to Peavey's, Birdie. I guess I'd better do it right now while the children are out of the house. Yes, sir. What shall I tell Leroy when he comes home? Just tell him I took the pig for a ride. He, don't tell him what kind of a ride. Peavey's got his screen door up. I guess everybody's doing it. Come on, come on, Tiger. Hello, Mr. Gills-Leave. Is that a pig, Mr. Gills-Leave? Oh, sure, it's a pig.  You ought to remember him. Oh, yeah.  That's all. Well, I got him on a leash, Peavey, so there's nothing to worry about. All right, Mr. Gills-Leave. What can I do for way of this afternoon? I want some chloroform. Chloroform? About how much chloroform? Oh, a pound or a pint, however you sell it. Well, you sell it anyway you want it, but the pint's quite a lot of chloroform. Might I ask what it's for? I haven't been sleeping well lately. I never heard of chloroform being used just in that way. Was this prescribed by a physician? No, Peavey, this was my own idea. I thought so. If you don't mind a suggestion, I have several tablets, which are quite helpful in cases of insomnia. Oh, they wouldn't help me. This is a very stubborn case. All right, Mr. Gills-Leave. A pint, you say? Yeah, I guess so. Might as well have a good sleep while I'm at it. You will, brother. Uh, what's that, Peavey? I'm just talking to myself. Oh, by the way, there's a little formality. Chloroform is poison, you know, so you have to sign your register. Register? What kind of hocus pocus is this? State pharmacy law, Mr. Gills-Leave. I've got the forms right here. It's in case any crimes are committed and so on. Well, I'm not planning to commit any crimes, Peavey. Oh, I'm sure you're not. But it's a regulation. It's poison, I have to fill this out. Let's see. Date and the time. Seems to be about 247. Oh, hurry up, Peavey. You don't have to have bull of a watch time. Well, it might be very important if the crime is committed at 245. There isn't going to be any crime. All right, Mr. Gills-Leave. Name of poison, chloroform. Mount, one pint. Now, purpose for which poison is purchased? Suppose I say, insomnia. Yeah, that's all right. Maybe just sign it here. Sign it? Yes, sir. That's the law. Well, I don't like this, Peavey. Suppose I don't use all of it for insomnia. Well, what else could you use it for, Mr. Gills-Leave? Nothing. Well, if you have some left over, just throw it away. It's fine, isn't it? What if I don't want it for insomnia at all? Well, then what do you want it for? The pig. I have to get rid of the pig, Peavey. I thought chloroform would be the kindest way. Oh, I can't let you have chloroform for that, Mr. Gills-Leave. Why not? That would be murder. No, it wouldn't, Peavey. The law says I can't keep the pig. The law says I can't sell poison for animals, either. What about Beckman's pharmacy, Peavey? You think they'd let me have it? No, Mr. Gills-Leave, I don't. Beckman's pretty low, Well, darn it then. What am I going to do? I really couldn't say, Mr. Gills-Leave. Just have to go off somewhere and shoot the animal, Peavey. That's what. And it's all your fault for taking such a narrow view of the law. I wouldn't say that. Well, that's a fact, Peavey. Here. You hold the pig while I make a phone call. Why should I hold him? Because there isn't room in the phone booth for me and the pig. Wait a minute. You make the phone call for me, huh? Who do you want me to call? Well, I don't want to do this dirty work all by myself. But I'd call Floyd Munson and see if he wants to go along. Oh, Floyd is just a man. Oh, Tiger, what's the matter? Did I step on your little tail? I'm sorry, Tiger. Nice, Tiger. What should I say, Mr. George, then? Ask Floyd if he's got a gun. Then what? Wait a minute. Hello, Floyd. Peavey, have you got a gun? Yes, he has. All right, ask him if he can get it and meet me, well, let's say out of the reservoir in half an hour. Floyd, would you care to get the gun and meet Mr. Gilda Sleeve out of the reservoir in half an hour? Mr. Gilda Sleeve and friend. Well? He wants to know if it's a duel. Oh, for heaven's sake, just tell him it's important. Mr. Gilda Sleeve said it's important, friend. All right, good-bye. You can be there, son. Good, thanks, Peavey. Well, come on, Tiger. Well, you were pulling a little too hard on that leash, Mr. Gilda Sleeve. It hurts the little fellow's throat. Oh, is that it? Well, come on, Tiger. Come on. Mr. Gilda Sleeve. What is it?  I wonder if he'd accept a chocolate sundae with my compliment. Oh, Peavey, that's a lovely thought. Make it two. That's about the size of it, Floyd. The butcher won't take him, and I can't keep him. Only way I can get any good out of him is to do away with him myself. I see what you mean, Mr. Gilda Sleeve. Down, Tiger. Say, you got him pretty well trained. Oh, yeah, a very intelligent pig. As pigs go, of course. I guess the kids will miss him, huh? I'll have to tell the children that he ran away. Yeah, that's very smart. Wait a minute. What do you say when the pork chops show up? Well, I'll have to hold them back for a while. But where are you going to hide the corpse? Judge Hooker's got a deep freeze cabinet. Put the meat in there till this all blows over. Yeah, that sounds okay. Well, what are we waiting for? Huh? Oh, you got the gun? Gave it to you. Oh, yeah. I thought my coat was getting a little heavy on this side. 45, isn't it? Yep. He'll never know what hit him. I wonder where I should... Where's his heart? You don't want to shoot him in the heart. Spoiled too much meat that way. Well, then where? I don't know. It's all good stuff, even the feet. Did you ever eat Pickle Pig's feet? No. Nice with cold slaughter. I guess the best thing is to let him have it right between the eyes. Yeah, I guess so. Hmm. Well, go on, plug him. We don't want to be out here all night.  Well... Come here, Tiger. Don't look at me like that, Tiger. What's the matter? He looks at me. Maybe he does. Animals are funny that way. Did you ever read that story, Black Beauty? Horse knew the bridge was out. Yes, I remember. Well, this thing all cocked and ready, isn't it? Yep, ready aim fire. That's all there is to it. All right. Now, Tiger... Look out, Tiger!  It might go off. Stand still, Tiger. Oh, he's looking at me again. Those sad blue eyes. He ain't really sad, Mr. Gilda Sleeve. He thinks you're playing with him. I wish I was. I don't think I can go through with this, Floyd. Oh, come on. You're not doing anything wrong. Pigs are made, Deed. I know. He's lucky to get knocked off early before he knows how much fun he's missing. I just can't do it, Floyd. Commissioner, I'm surprised at you. There's nothing to it. Just pull the trigger and it's all over. Easy enough to tell the other fellow. Sure, but I couldn't shoot him any more than I could shoot Leroy. Oh, sure.  Sooner, maybe. And that reminds me, what are you going to do with this pig? I don't know. Say, why shouldn't I give him back to your cousin?  He'd be better off there. Why, certainly.  It'll be wonderful. Leroy'll be happy. The pig will be happy. Everybody will be happy. Why, of course. I'm sure he'll be happy. Everybody will be happy. Why didn't I think of that before? Hey, Commissioner. What is it, Floyd? You'll understand there'll have to be a small charge for boarding the pig. Boarding the pig? How much? Well, I guess $2 a week would take care of it. $2?  All right. I'm right back where I started. I'm out 20 bucks. I haven't any bacon. I don't own the pig. And I'm paying $2 a week for his board. How do I do it? This is Clark Sweet. This is Ken Carpenter speaking to the Kraft Cheese Company makers of Clark A. Margeron, a complete line of famous quality food products. Kraft invites you to listen again next week for the further adventures of The Great Gelder Sleeves. 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