Make that public and awkward again everything like in the right places of the right times because you know I got some of the assets meant for something else that's happening this week you know I mean you know I mean I like the idea that people have no idea this stream is happening and then we're like oh my god there's a subject actually and then they open it up and the first thing they see is going to be this image it's like um oh no I'm not quite sure what to make of this keep it away just got some straggly memes that we're checking out you know the neutral variety see I can believe this grandma's house face is really good there's need to add shades yeah got some more evidence of Joel's exploits victories Joel was upset because Joel killed Joel Joel has become this ancient evil Mesopotamian death god it's just so funny the hit and run lets you do that it's just kick people I was like yeah let's give them the option to just go around and kick people it's like they probably wanted they're like we also have kids running around in this wheel it's like oh well well I guess they're getting kicked now aren't they it's up to the players like oh we're not going to put some special code in the game that says you can't kick children that's a lame kick them and hit your foot when you go to jail wouldn't surprise me with these days they did something like that it's like hey children are illicit massives do you not know themes I like how no themes um Joe's fantasy is just the dragon creature in basically any of these memes now we'll just turn up obviously context wise some people may not know what I'm referring to but there's another example they will eventually see you're messives look at this a bit of foreshadowing okay beautiful okay the best oh he's right that meme is better than in game say my name wags was nothing I think someone said hi wags right at the beginning hello chat I see you're there hello you know this meme about you being a wammons solutions eight oh shit that was a thing wasn't it yeah all women oceans movie the no one saw it I don't think uh let me take a look anyone interested did you see this movie we need to make it does a movie exist if no one saw it not just the question it looks like it it says that according to box office mojo oceans eight grossed 41.5 million over the weekend which makes it the most successful debut of the oceans franchise and that yeah and that's just the domestic domestic box office so far oceans eight has made you know 53.7 million worldwide the movie reportedly cost 7 million to make so this is a big feat um let's see so apparently oceans 11 is the most um it made the most money um oceans 11 from 2001 uh huh let's see oh there is yeah I guess it's good people are hearing water in the background that is something I think it's some it might be a video or it could be my game actually hello no one talks about it but I guess it made money chat vote water on or off I can get it I can turn it off or do you want it to to leave it on it's up to you water yeah I got like a water running sound right in the background it's like rain oh well is it is it raining um where I am right now no it's it's one of them artificial oh gosh I got more ons than offs I think oh yeah like a rain noise thing yeah people like rain oh I like rain all kinds of blood look all blood on the screen all different colors it's wonderful I don't even what we said this at EFAB 98 barely hmm so recent and yet sound like a serious what it was with everyone's heads we're like blood oh droplets I guess yeah right I see these are these are our um what it's like a persona but liquid are our wet sonas I like the drinkers would come with a bottle that has a bunch of liquid in it as well oh yeah what does it mean when when it's not like cannibalism I think so but there's no digestive system so doesn't it just don't they just become a part of themselves I don't know does he water down the alcohol or is the alcohol alchemy consumed a person and you just became like a twin you have your drunk twin because you drank too much alcohol and it became you you ate a person but it wanted to move out live its own life rag and molly in the red color molly molly hi rag i just had a little molly sleep get in the car molly get in the car in the car also this is a look into the future you got you got I guess I'm I'm doing an editing stream for Game of Thrones season eight episode six uh mm-hmm you got donkey for subscribing bingo bingo blue 2013 bingo blue 2013 is a good dude you wash load the rings wrong to quote some other idiot this is taken from the cinematic venom chat I can tell clip with two peas these are so many so many people watching the edit uh must be it must be boring though right well maybe it's a highlights it could be highlights we'd have a lot of highlights if we did editing stuff live I wouldn't though I wouldn't want people to spoil isn't it you can't have in spoilers my girth exceeds your length I have no doubt about that he's a force of nature your diabetes done great as an e-fap mega villain he is a force of measurements and uh last one I got for today is uh this is all cuted by look at it oh my god someone made themselves some rags and more plushies look at that that's incredible I was I was gonna I didn't know if I wanted to say crazy and incredible so I was like that's incredible that's incredible um look at that's got the stitches on it like a little tongue and you got the blue tie wow very cute we unfortunately do not have any plushies available but maybe in the future you know I feel like you're very plushable obviously yeah um I yeah I think so I'm I'm soft and cuddly mm-hmm so a plush version of that would be you know maybe doubly so I feel like if you made one of me you also need to um like a stretch Armstrong style thing oh yeah that's right is that what he was called in America as well stretch Armstrong yeah are mr fantastic um well it was a toy that was like put stretchy plastic that had like I think sand inside it and you could stretch him really far so I think I know what you're talking about he only had like the speedo blonde guy super buff and you just yeah I think so um I think so as far as I know yeah some people say he was stretch Armstrong and born starch inside him I guess I don't know you yummy so he doubled his emergency rations senator Armstrong low dot that one um so yeah uh those are some memes you got plenty of memes on the way that have already been recorded and well we'll talk more about what's on the way soon enough but now Ryze and I just got to catch up on the the last bits and bobs of super chats we got from it was the e5 98s ones so getting there first off is the streamlabs ones and uh in the meantime we will watch had hard miss as he tries to strike Rukai with his wonderful hammock hammocks did more give up funny videos no this is we don't we're not doing videos today every video we do is hilarious true this being one of the best examples you should probably you might not even know it because that's how subtle our humor is but you've probably laughed at least a dozen times while watching this video already yeah people don't even know when they're laughing that's how amazing it is wait why do I have to the automatic like detection there was this pretty intense game let me let me just run around and search for things gosh I remember playing Lord the Rings third age in co-op with my friend and playing Helm's deep fight for three hours spamming aura and shield of the valor to keep the team alive until the enemy finally did something different or missed and gave our chance to attack well yep that definitely is the thing that can happen because you can't be beaten as long as you're casting that on uh idreal bit bit unbalanced we've never mentioned that about this game have we the third age now so yeah it's pretty good game you know fully balanced um fucking had odd missing what I say as opposed to the last of us two near automata is a great example of a narrative that could only exist as a video game and makes use of the medium in a meaningful way I'm sure what you think of the story but would definitely recommend for the experience well doesn't I've heard good things about it people recommend it fairly regularly have you ever watched anything and thought this would be better as a game also don't this is one humiliation oh yeah yeah because that would be a fun game I think it's like like a colonial marines type fun yeah maybe we mentioned colonial marines that is not on my list of oh aliens that would be better as a video game there's no reason it can't work I'll say this no reason it can't work I think it'd be pretty great as a video game at its best I feel like it was done well absolutely you're obviously to not be too cliche but you'd be the the rookie character you're like you brought in your first mission or something out of training and all these dudes are like veterans you get to know them and you get in there and they're all getting getting taken down one by one while you figure out the mystery of lv 426 it could be really good I say this as if they haven't been ones people attempting this it's like yeah well you have me just do it well you get a competent team give them the budget they need and oh and you could you could have flashback segments like it's a two-parter where you can play as the the people in Hadley's hope fighting off with enomorphs and you but you didn't have the military equipment that the marines have that you you're normally play you normally play with so maybe you have a level where you have to improvise and move stuff around or you have to buy time and it's like a holdout mode against aliens from getting through the doors or maybe that's a maybe that's a well done stealth section to sort of break it up there's a lot of stuff you could do that makes a lot of that would make a lot of sense but but alas here be we um be a near-automatic when you hit good things I don't know much about the narrative though when my plan goes well I'll be able to watch if I 100 from start to finish in my vacation oh hey very good yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna murder this wonderful Rukai you should oh didn't miss either hit good job ad hoc erase it um been watching for a bit without sending oh dear yeah I've left my notifications on ah boom okay good sorry been watching for a bit without sending any donors so I thought I'd throw in some shackles thank you for the vids and the streams also hi rags oh hello and thank you glad you're liking yeah what we're doing very much very generous and uh we're always very thankful for it obviously supports the shit out of um well both of our channels technically right yeah absolutely well um with more things to come along the way from very generous viewers such as yourselves uh thank you very much ahoy there tasteless gentleman hi rags drinker hello have you ever read patrick o'brien's all-breem maturine series if you watched master and commander is it worth a drink and recommend uh I will pop that in my giant selection of questions for people if ever they're able to answer them um but hello of course there was a hello in there for us and that's there you go hi hi uh now I have to fight frostfang barrioth while constantly thinking of how heffa lumps and woosles are very confused and the and are definitely coming to guzzle up my quest rewards anyway love you all and I'm excited for the 5100 and the 1.2 billion memes they're in yeah gotta be careful before you are your eyes you'll see them multiple yeah I don't even know what was it what's a heffa lump again if honey's what you covet you'll find that they love it because they do so love the things you prize that's a heffa lump yeah heffa lumps and woosles they're from winnie the pooh they were from winnie the poo in the blustery day um which was one of which I think was my favorite no my favorite was poo's grand adventure what does it mean for day to be blustery just windy oh okay but here's the thing it starts out as a very blustery day and very windy day but then it starts to rain in the 100 acre wood floods oh no like catastrophically so there's water is millions of dead um yes that's how it opens like oh millions dead you just see bodies floating in the water well I don't know if they have to breathe though because our man had a stuffing oh yeah can't be comfortable though right I don't know it might be being a stuffing creature and then having that happen okay now they're gonna be random encounters what is this Pokemon and I looked and behold a pale horse and his name that sat on him was Joel and hell followed with him revelation six eight yeah I mean they warned us but he ate all the cures for all the diseases literally there was a button to save everyone from everything and Joel took the batteries out of it what a what a dingus hello mauren hi rags hello hello your tlj part two let's play was a lot of fun to watch I think they mean no last of us no no we're stopped now it was horrible to fight the infected and spores wouldn't a pesticide specifically for fungus be effective and a new mechanic for gameplay may the dawn bless you and tonal cook for you oh that's nice how should tonal cooking for you in heaven that'd be great that would be really nice um as for I don't know this is the thing if if if someone's to look into all the elements of the last of us I feel like more and more you'll discover how poorly the fireflies were handling everything um but as for like a pesticide designed for viruses or something um I wonder if it's just at the point that it was just unfeasible because they're all over the place and they can't get one working properly I don't know like uh I'd have to I'd have to do a lot of googling to find out if it's um a possibility also yeah my whole crew is about to die and just like better cast auto resurrection uh oh mauler I don't intend to make a video about the last of us to the last of us to hold my bigot sandwich or this is tealoo the second actually tealoo one of the great french kings oh yes um all right and that's caught up on streamlabs now to catch up on 98 superchats damn it raggles wilford brimley died last weekend don't you take his name in vain I don't know well I don't I can't remember but it must have been under a period of great duress and I feel it was probably warranted I don't use words lightly I'm a very heavy speaker yeah that uh looks like wilford brimley was just a heavy person in three days so weight of his body oh I think I think most people go I I certainly did excuse me while I resurrect more teammates in three days ellie killed 193 wlf members in combat I might have read that one out before I remember thinking about at least about it but uh yeah intense ellie's uh efficient ellie kills a ton of people for nothing first game her biggest fear was to end up alone in the game to just that also did you see the gun difference again I think we may have answered that one before because I remember saying that yeah one was a bit extended the um revolver wouldn't it well I was thinking more like animations and stuff like that like even you know like the gun upgrading workshop like it seems like they wanted to add a lot of detail into you know you know it's like oh you're upgrading this gun to do this and so you have to actually show them doing at least close like an approximation of what you're doing real life to modify the guns it's like okay I'm not sure they didn't really need to do all of that I would prefer them focus on other things but hey you know um but if you in terms of gun difference for like gameplay yeah there's lots of um little changes the one I was not a fan of is in the last of us one you can uh upgrade the weapons way to fuck off but in the second one you can't I hate playing games not a fan don't like it it's border I just consider it borderline artificial difficulty just to make things harder for the sake of it it's as if someone you're playing especially with fucking sticks as well and someone just puts their fingers on the sticks and randomly starts moving them slowly in different directions with you and you'll just like stop stop why are you doing that I need I don't need you to do that this you're annoying me I mean there's no reason why in a third person shooter game when you aim you can do a quick hip fire where you could point the gun at people or you can actually aim down the sights and it swaps from a third person over the camera to a first person looking down the sights of the gun yeah ain't no reason you can't do that I mean they do that with the the sniperscope I think right you're uh you become first person technically so yeah even they do it sometimes it's a challenge in hitman 47 and MGS games to kill only the targets and no one else and so freaking fun this is yeah we talked about this a lot this uh elastofus 2 is doing literally nothing new and what it is doing it's not doing very well uh the standard sort of way to do stealth versus guns of blazin is that um stealth is harder but more rewarding and uh guns of blazin is its its own sort of reward as in you just like woohoo running around boom boom boom and but but preferably you don't get rewarded for doing it it's supposed to be harder uh once it happens I mean like to maintain stealth throughout a whole level isn't supposed to be easy because that's like the whole point um but once you're caught in guns blazin because you're like fuck it I'm just gonna blow everyone away with my shotgun it should then give you some like handicaps alarms go off many enemies attack you at once that sort of thing yeah definitely a trade off for yeah you could do this it's it's very doable but um you know that there will be there will be repercussions for you doing that but elastofus 2 is the worst of both worlds you could stealth as much as you want and then go guns of blazin and then just hide behind a rock for five seconds and you're back to stealth it's like wow it doesn't feel like it punishes you as I said before in games when it comes to stealth you don't have to like a like a splinter cell or a deus ex or something if people fail stealth they might just restart themselves because they want to succeed and they they want to get it right but if they can just reset and everything's fine after a moment then yeah don't worry about it oh mother fine no no real consequences uh hated that dog more because it shares a name with batwoman's sister I want to mod where ellie is cait and the dog has Alice's face I mean you could probably make a meme for that I imagine just uh it's hard to like the dog because um people people felt do you ever see I am legend yes people felt that the dog in that was um potentially manipulative and I was always like no I think they did it really well all right the dog yeah I think they did the dog all right well the thing is like I would agree with both statements I'd be like it is manipulative but they also did it well like of course it's manipulative they want you to feel sad but like they did everything they were supposed to yeah every beat was established like why is the dog there we got that and then it's like what does the dog do in relation to will smith's character and it's like we got that and then the dog dies saving him it's like yep we got that's the beats thing is though with um the last of his two dog it's it was all from from the beginning you knew exactly what they were trying to do and so your brain was on the lookout for all of the attempts to emotionally manipulate you and it was very artificial well yeah I think it was set up they really crossed the line when they made it mandatory to play fetch I think it was like all right I think we've we're fucked up now because uh you may as well have just had it all go black and then white writing saying the dog is cute do you like the dog and then you have to press yes you know dogs are amazing do you agree and that's just a yes and there's no other option you can't proceed until you agree with the game that the dog is great at the end of the game it's like did you feel sad about this experience said yeah I thought the game was good yes or definitely fill out our our customer opinion survey about the dog um the no kill run is a staple of the MGS series of course you can do it in the fifth game but uh in the fifth game yeah I um in Metal Gear Solid 5 I didn't kill I did a I did a stealth non-lethal playthrough yeah I haven't and it was fun played it I liked it Metal Gear Solid 5 is fun mechanically but don't fucking ask me to tell you what the story is so something about stuff you know something about stuff something about stuff oh dude I'm fine with a rag on a rag on he's the cool one he has the sword mountain shield time uh the game does not treat you like a bad person cosmonaut variety hour is lying oh that was about MGS 5 right yeah I you'd have to give me a reference my dude because I do not know where the game makes you feel like a bad person you can do bad-ish things I guess but not really yeah because what it sounded like from what he was saying was um the game frames like no matter what your choices are the game will frame you as a bad person and obviously I haven't played it so I wouldn't I don't know how to respond to that I'm just like hmm maybe you know when you have Aragorn and you see him Barathor is really just a discount you're like oh I guess you're there I can hope guys I have Echthelion Wrath it's okay Aragorn laughs at your Echthelion a bane of fucking Saruman was that Saruman or Sauron need to read that again uh we're out of here MGS 5 actually makes you enemies more alert to perform radio check-in perform sorry and I think have more guards if you're more violent the game uh does change when you're bad quote-unquote oh just Sauron in Metal Gear Solid apparently yeah yeah interesting that's the only good the one playthrough and it was the stealth no kill playthrough so I would not have uh would not have got that myself I usually only hear good things mechanically about the Metal Gear Solid franchise fun to play fun to play oh I should have casted more cheating spells whoops uh rags remember when big boss makes a zoo for taking animals out of the war zone and gets paid for it what a villain oh yeah that's right you could you can Fulton extract with atmospheric balloons animals from the wild and it's hilarious I love it thought they were making a reference to how I I can't it's hard for me to like even zoo just that way I'm like you referencing the zebra had the what's happening what are we doing he saves a zebra such a good man they're in Seattle but a zebra escaped from the zoo it's an exotic wild animal we have to save it I saw people discussing how absurd it is that a zebra was there and then someone else was like well there were giraffes in that same area in the first game and someone was like okay what okay first off is what about ism second off I know exactly what they're doing is well this is the zoo they escaped from the zoo um I don't know could a giraffe live in North America that was that's what you just described the rest of the comments section I was gonna say like so it was like that's what about is about uh it doesn't change how stupid is this I was like if they came from a zoo and it's like how would they survive if they're zoo animals for this long like either they broke out 20 years ago or they didn't break out at all and they would have just died because no one would be feeding them so someone I I went to google and I started typing out could a giraffe survive in it's it's and one of them is like why can't a giraffe survive an antarctica as an autofill it's like I've got a few hunches could a giraffe survive in North America let's see um let's see um while I suspect some North America tree or fern could satisfy their diet North American planes probably don't have them in our forests are not the type of environment a giraffe would live in North American planes just don't have the trees giraffes need to eat also giraffes would freeze which is true if they're in Seattle it gets fucking coldest tits in the uh in the winter in the fall they would wear giraffe coats idiot giraffe coats made by the giraffe cota um I'm a utilitarian and brutally torturing Joel brought no good to society it only made it worse I would still loathe abbey well so that's not your vengeance yeah I was gonna say that's not really the problem like I don't I don't I don't think she was trying to do it for the good of society she was just getting revenge um even if she claims otherwise the problem is I'm not convinced that that's something her character would do and nor do I I personally think that she is forgiven by seeing her do nice things yeah um they put us in a really really odd situation where they simultaneously go too far and also not far enough yeah in order to try and make her redeemed in the eyes of player who watched her kill Joel so brutally they like I said they really put themselves in a pickle as to what they need to do do we do we make her too so nice that she's likable which means that there's no way she'd kill Joel or do we put her in a position where her character lends itself to being that way towards Joel which means that we're never gonna connect with her and sympathize with her really a bad position to put yourself in as a game dev really baffle this to why they why they did it very confusing strategy because we talked to her before and you I think they would have been way better to just go all out and make her a bad person and that Joel was unlucky to have killed the father of someone who is unstable and uh fucking enjoys the post apocalypse because at least then I'd be like I understand how this works instead they're like don't you don't you like empathize with her she's a human too and that that gets to me so hard like of course why do you think I'm angry like it's not it's got nothing to do if she was a robot why would I be mad you know trying to be like oh they're humans with families like I know I know I never I never forgot I just never gave a shit because they're trying to kill me right now do you remember if like a fucking terminator well literally just your standard bargain bin robot style thing walks in the room and just shoots the shit out of Joel until he's like a pile of flesh your first question isn't like how do we find this robot and take revenge on it it's who built the fucking robot and who sent it here because who cares about the fucking robot like are you we need to know when it's programming and if yeah and that's kind of what I mean like if it turns out it's just a random robot who burst into and killed him at that point you're not like looking for revenge you're just sad yeah you're just like what the fuck just happened and so they're insistence that she's a human and so don't you feel bad for knowing now that she's a person I just feel like what do you mean I always thought she was that's why I was annoyed yeah I know what people look like I don't need the reminder from you yeah that's what I mean it's it's almost condescending it's just like yeah okay obviously I know these are people I know what people if you've been to Epsie Island this game was made for you I was supposed to you know that can you guys wait can't believe you guys spoiled speck ops I just started that game tonight well I'm sorry sorry I mean it's an old game you gotta be yeah this doesn't what happens it's kind of hard to make a spoiler rule the best we usually do is stuff like a couple weeks and even then we're like if otherwise labeled or you know warned stay away the argument we I think we pulled up at the time was there are things that can be spoiled for you and I still from some of the greats of media that we still haven't consumed and it's just like if they do I don't really blame the person especially if they're not for like a decade or you know 80 years well those yeah it's like especially those ones remember when spoilers were for movies in theaters um well yeah it seems that the concept doesn't change like I still understand it right because the idea a lot of people will be like okay I want to spoil blah blah blah and then I'll sometimes be like do you have to spoil it to make your point though you have to like you can just avoid it right so you just want to bring up an example and you could just you know remove names and you can still make your point I just like yeah just do that but um sometimes it's just quicker and easier to be like no I remember that remember when John killed James and fucking flim flam for and you're like ah fuck I was watching flim flam for tonight eat that movie on flim flam for yeah go watch flim flam for everybody sorry about spoiling it if I have a villain idea spoiler oh he's like a guy who just spoils everything I guess yeah that's not a bad it's not a bad idea what an asshole fucking spoiler the legend of Zelda the Wind Waker is post apocalypse high rule is flooded and it's a very hopeful and optimistic game oh that's about the uh when when uh spoiler alert cosmonaut was talking about is a post apocalypse game it's supposed to make you feel bad which well not true at all no which is just blatantly not true like a genre is supposed to even because it's not even a genre I wouldn't even call a wasteland game or a post apocalyptic apocalyptic game a genre um I might call it a setting yes uh because the thing is if you if I asked you like what genre movie we're watching and you said post apocalypse I'd be like okay so on yeah like I it's like I I can only really envision what it looks like is this a um a first person shooter is it an rpg it is a it is it a building management game is it a simulator of a kind you know you're gonna have to do more than that uh yeah I need I need more to work with here um hardcore farmville is the best post apocalyptic game fuck remember when farmville was like in its heyday I mean I did I think I did mention like you could totally argue that uh stardew valley or something is in a post apocalyptic world or you could make a game that's like that and it's a very happy game oh yeah we're rebuilding society everyone's cooperating and living together and it's all up from here and once you get over the initial sadds of the fact that you know you know it's been an apocalypse you're like that's that's okay we've got each other we're gonna build a bright future we're gonna take what happened and learn from it wow cosmopolitan is so condescending yes yeah he is don't worry it's all jokes I can't I fall fellowship grace oh man walk all it is I suppose mgs5 is about how big boss is working in two places at once you play as big bosses double in game I had sure yeah that's okay I believe you yeah I believe you look how similar abby and elli are too bad the characters never talk and learn this about one another despite having several opportunities to do so oh well when I was watching it the final fight I remember just wanting them to talk because even even though the game would piss me off so much at that point it's like I'd still be interested to have them fucking know about some stuff that they don't know but okay that was obviously something that a person would do please that would be great if they did that oh again asking a bit much there hey this reminds me of how in that show we watched not too long ago and we finished the main character had all the evidence that she needed to end the series and they just don't do anything with it um I can't remember I guess it could count as the idiot ball whatever but just characters not telling people things or not using information they have like I would definitely call that holding the idiot ball god it's annoying it is extremely frustrating and I think we thought it was full but Joel not telling any elli anything about the context is one of the primo examples fucking baffling and it makes you frustrated with Joel because you know so he you know that he isn't this stupid if anything this is the one point where he would say that sort of thing and the game was like yeah no he just doesn't do fucking here's like three trolls in a row on on all columns is crazy look how oh yeah uh hello rags hey hi how's it going things are going all right um things are going okay it's all it's all going okay who's a good dog who's the best boy I I am it's it's me that's right not you revenge of the sith is great get bent okay first off no all right you know there's no back these on that but revenge of the sith is no gives you there no all right you can't do that you can't take them away from it it doesn't get a special pass I will have we we're going to for the moment because we will convince you because we have the movie and stuff on our side but in the meantime at least we can agree that it's the best of the original third or the the prequels oh yes easily the best fucking but missed it missed an attack specifically designed for norukai on a norukai like bear thought with our going here too really I don't know wow he's just not looking to impress oh wait can I actually cleanse them of their tisms what does this do grant full immunity but can't take action what what's the point of that I guess if you needed to protect somebody like they had someone charging up over a couple of tunes or something ooh cleanse shadow there we go cleanse the issues that and this sort of goes back to a lot of turn based stuff is that it really just comes down to kill the enemy as fast as you can because once you kill the enemy you you're safe um it's you don't get that back and forth sort of strategic element in a lot of turn based games it's just it really is just like like in pokemon if all you do is I'm just going to use my most damaging attack all the time you're gonna win the game without any problem and I'm not gonna I'm not and I'm not saying there's no strategy involved like you can strategize it to a degree but we all know that oh you just use your best attack against the whatever you're fighting and you just do that all the time and you win I love how we're discussing this movie as a film now good doggo rags do they mean we're discussing gloss was too as if it was a film I guess um I mean narratively yeah it's indistinguishable from a movie in terms of just discussing the narrative um the gameplay really just delays you that's all yeah that's all it's doing it doesn't look fun to play rent I want action points for everyone who is that full action point some action points by they go um DLC idea fat garrel with an ak for 74 charging the wlf's base on a zebra I'm on I'm on board with this interesting I'm not gonna say it's a bad idea because you know what it's not a bad idea hey mola not to be a shill but I saw a video from a youtuber named neocranium that re-edits the last of us too don't know if it's ifap worthy but it was cool um if I wouldn't like it's an improvement I was gonna say I can't imagine it would be something we wouldn't conclude is improved so uh yeah good good for that good stuff you guys see john wick five is confirmed to stop production as soon as the fourth is done I'm so excited especially after watching john wick two again metal sucks they're doing the john wick five oh job wick is becoming taken I mean I say that it's already taken this where the first one was cool and then the rest of them it just you know just like we gotta make more yeah like guys it doesn't matter what the IP is that should be worrying the fact they're just like more more more just make more more more oh no um because that was a benefit like that the MCU had was there's a shit ton of characters all kinds of stories to tell so it's like cool john wick is like he's a man who wants revenge again and again one more time one more revenge for the road I'm gonna take this extra revenge and put it in my wallet to exchange later for goods and services um but yeah I don't know I'm I'm concerned I will check them out I um I'm already preparing for Tizm's it's almost two and three oof uh Abby isn't a human being she's a lizard person is there is is there a delayed scene for that I don't remember being a lizard person I could believe it Alex Jones is on the case so here's the thing about Abby you ever notice how you never see her eat or sleep or poop or do anything that you like standard lizard activity she's just following her programming she can't not play fetch with the dog uh oh I'm silenced everyone's silenced this is horrible I can't believe that the enemies in this game would silence a woman I know right thanks for keeping me laughing in this tough time as my grandmother died on Tuesday from a stroke may you massive stay long and high rags oh hello and uh sorry to hear that um already hear that happen to you yep that sucks strokes much like many things that middle people are the big gay uh I hope you're doing all right princess bride did it better you killed my father prepared to die I mean a lot of people think we're referencing that after all this happened it also helps that the guy was evil so oh that's always helpful yeah true it makes it a lot less conflicting um getting concerned chat hasn't moved at all in the past like 10 minutes it's it's moving for me it's frozen on my screen which is we got some f's in the chat though hmm seems like yeah it is definitely moving in real time but the stream is up for me uh when I pull it up just saying so hmm but the chat isn't moving which is concerning let me see if his uh the links are right doing a big concern yes youtube chat hello yeah that is right hmm refresh cash oh refresh cash I refreshed the ass and it worked oh yeah I love a nice refreshed ass mm-hmm yeah girl um I'm not the only one disturbed by the number of people who are okay with luke becoming a murderer in TLJ uh yeah well we are we talking about what are we referring to when he tries to kill kylo well so he's not a murderer he was almost a murderer uh I mean he's in his heart I guess yeah true also um I imagine people would argue that he's already a murderer he's killed many people um though I suppose if they're all in arguable self-defense is it is it murder no it's not murder murder is a specific legal definition so like when he blew up the death star that was a specifically military installation that was going around blowing up entire planets and a con in an armed conflict that's not murder yeah I think is your dumb I thought so but yeah him killing a sleeping fucking kid and it is funny I saw a conversation with uh obviously a pro and an anti and they said like he was going to kill him because of a bad dream it's like no he was going to kill him because kylo he saw like the thoughts and and ideas swirling that the like exploring the ideas of possibly killing you know people he loves in the future and it's like it's like he was dreaming and it was like a bad dream he killed him for it is that what you're saying just like yeah sorry I know that reducing it down makes it sound silly like you can do with anything but um obviously it's indicative of the major point which is that it's fucking retarded as long as everyone's following that's what kicked it all off Luke Skywalker losing his shit because someone had a bad dream think of all the ways you could have justified it so much better you could have had scenes of him training Kylo being like an asshole to everyone just imagine what it could have been like just imagine all the other things they could have done that weren't total horseshit like he's getting angry and angry in training and he like hits one of the students for realsies and then like almost tries to go further than that and then Luke stops him with the force and slams him against a wall you can have so many good scenes this is where I mean it should have been a trilogy that story should have been a trilogy now I got a severed expectations just bring it up randomly um boop boop boop molla have you been to the town of sandwich no I don't think so bunches there I was gonna say that sounds like a place I'd want to go just to see what the best of the sandwiches are if they're known for it like imagine a place known for a thing they're probably gonna be the best at it right well pretty pretty uh high up there what's Welsh uh Welshland known for um we're known for not being known for anything hmm that's pretty impressive except sheep I guess we're known for those you have more sheep than I would hope so they're a better brand of person his name was hank hyzen baggins oh they even got pointings eye gang have any of you seen the battle of britain or battle of britain in general no I have not sounds interesting um yeah no I'd nuke the entire world if it meant my kids would be left alive this guy's obviously not a parent um that was the point of the first game was understanding Joel's decision it wasn't even about necessarily being like would you have done what he did which by the way is another whole conversation that people think the answer is very simple on but um people argue he did it for selfish reasons because he wanted to have the daughter relationship back which blows my mind like I think we really do reevaluate what we consider a selfish decision at this point sounds like it's everything Joel selfishly saving a person I killed the doctors with a flamethrower I've heard about this if you kill them with a flamethrower then of course the last two can't be canon so yeah he wasn't burnt in that cutscene yeah I've told you about that you can shoot him in the foot with an arrow and he just dies or falls over and seems dead yeah but it turns out oh actually very strange hmm never mind that if Jerry really cared about the cure he would have handed Ali over to the government which would have had way more resources than the fireflies us never addressed never addressed never never even talk about it if all that was in his pure pure zebra saving heart was total altruism you'd think and they tried they needed to give him a halo I think that's the part that they missed yeah yeah I gotta have that imagery in there that subtle imagery it's funny we say that as if it's like a full joke so well we actually watched a show that did that recently but let's just ignore that it's fine did you catch the halo did you know oh hi rags oh hello hello keep up the great work long man destroying the ignorant misinformed and the outright lying frauds don't bless all the wawks oh my god I mean most of the time it's just incompetence rather than lying there's not many times on e-fab I feel we've we've found someone who's definitely lying it's happened a couple times here and there though like they'll obfuscate the events of a film to match the point they want to make sort of thing it's like yeah you're cheating yeah you're doing a doing a bad you must stop this now you're not being objective this is madness and did you trade in reason for madness how dare you cosmonaut 1.2 billion straw men zero a cosmonaut well sometimes he struggles with the straw men even but yeah he doesn't knock them down good for him you know he definitely knows he needs to he needs to play the game he's good at it's not even that good a little bit he isn't even good at um ah cosmonaut questioning why I ever watched his videos more and more well this thing we have yet to see a good video from him on e-fab but uh could happen eventually one day give it to him you never know the reason it's not logically impossible it's just alien problem I am sad to report that wilford brimley is dead yep rest in power as they say uh a revenge story done well rather than the last of us is actually pretty close uh it's kind of a theme in shad's book actually just went through it that a second time honestly and this is not a slight against his book I think anything can do better than they did because their message is completely backwards and all over the place at the same time as being forward if you know what I mean they did a very not good the simple start is going hey you know get in revenge is something that we all experience like we want a sense of justice but going bloodthirsty almost and taking it too far it's unbalanced because we're human and we get emotional like that can lead to bad things it's like that's that's your baseline and they just went nuts they were like I was fucking I don't know we'll have it so that some characters are rewarded and some aren't some preach and some don't some stories do and don't go think of our stuff try and connect it all together I don't know yeah so it's a thing does the audience will fill in all the blanks that we don't actually provide because I know that this video is talking about like how incredible it is the through line of of what vengeance and violence does to this world and I'm just sitting there like every time it is destroyed by the facts that had Abby been shot through the fucking head by Joel that a load of death would have been prevented and it goes on and on and on you've got to address that shit in your story you've got to be like is this true and what does it say like we got a what what a character is it what is like the the punisher in terms of um uh like an rpg role the character who wants to make like some decisions that are almost evil but for the greater good and we'll often do it um he would he would probably be a um a a justice obsessed paladin perhaps um if he was in some kind of a typical uh tabletop role playing game um he would be I mean if that was the total goal then it would either be overly strict adherence to a potentially flawed principle or something that's extremely personal to that person where nothing gets in the way um and an enforcer of some kind which I think is actually I know on Pathfinder second edition the they're not they're not called paladins anymore they're they're champions um and they the alignments for each one will correspond to a kind of uh person that they are um so you have like a I I I forget which one it was but one of them is essentially an enforcer champion character who's super justice obsessed that's probably what he'd be I'm almost outside it wouldn't be lawful because it exists their concept of justice would exist outside the law yeah may just do what they feel is you know the best thing to do to carry out just oh no we're losing Helm's dorp oh Barthol's getting obsessed too he's like we will defend it to our very last breath in our guns like yo come on you can silly I hope Barthol has a good sword humanity is shellfish cosmonauty variety tisms yes oh whoa now we're doing a oh double attack so I think I'll just go for company fellowship grace I guess oh Idriel gonna have to cast a lot of spells this time ah cosmonaut oh wait that's the same one questioning why I've watched his videos more and more I think you sent that in twice but fair enough thanks yeah we're saying twice I am sad to report wait that one was sent as well how am I how is this happening I must have missed one my goodness give me a second guys I think I might have accidentally doubled them up no we need a great games on their performance and how well the aesthetics match the gameplay not the graphic fidelity um I agree yeah the so so I think we went over it with uh I don't know if this was an e-fab or not but like you know tf2's style like that shit didn't age for ages because it's just so sorry it looks real looks real oh oh sorry you said tf2 yeah gorgeous too yeah yeah oh I was thinking of something else so yeah it does it's very stylized it's a lot it's like you can go back and play super mario world fucking two and it's pixelated and it's stylized and it looked great um which is generally one of nintendo's strengths and I think that's because a lot of the stuff they want to do is it's very it's soft it's not supposed to be super harsh and adult focused uh so they don't have to make things realistic uh also they're working within the constraints of the power of their systems sometimes so they know that you know we can't make all the polygons but we could make cute and colorful standout imagery that's very stylized and that stuff doesn't age necessarily and yeah and so when you go I'm gonna go hyper realistic and you walk up to a tax turn it's like old bloopy you're like oof it's a very interesting tight rope to walk long man what was the name of the song you know tfa critique park three I believe it was at the time stamp that's not how science works wicked games cover by ramen joie or season three of westworld I believe that is the song that is the one people always ask me about because it's an awesome song and it's when I give my um particularly perturbed speech about how things are going poopy in a couple of ways um for media an idea becomes flawed the second it embarks from your head philosopher fringled 2020 while playing halo and getting shot in the head what a noob um well the idea like the second you start you take it from concept into like forming it into an actual thing it's probably gonna get flawed um if that's what that means maybe yeah I can I can see what here going for here which is the best season of buffy and why is it season five um because the writing is the tightest and the payoffs a fantabulous the theming is is is very on point all the characters have something they're very all very motivated and completed at that point if you've been watching up to season five you'll find that everybody's got something to do and they're all meshing really well despite being a very big cast one of the characters goes on very well I say one of them a lot of them it's really good is is is the argument who's the worst villain and why is it adam that's just yeah well adam or the master but you know um and who is the best villain why is it the mayor I can't answer all these questions without being more spoilery tisms but I agree with all those takes good stuff uh fix your mic evan I think that's a reference to how southpaw's mic wasn't fixed at one point that was the toy story one right I think so so long ago we discussed the story of the toy even though it doesn't it kind of doesn't feel that long ago actually in some ways you know it's it's a weird world it's a weird world we live in where time isn't puttable into a boxable about world design I feel a great example is alien isolation every bit of the world besides the ships are able to not only be returned to but change as you progress and get new tools plus great for atmosphere um yeah I think it helps for immersion if you're world the less locks and blocks that there are that that aren't um you know like a ship will have its limits but if you just have loads of doors that you can't go through it starts to feel a little like hmm I guess I'm going this one way but if if the ultimate blockages are just the ship itself I don't think it'll feel that bad um yeah uh alien isolation's got really strong will design from what I remember the third age for gba interestingly interesting turn-based strategy it's a lot of fun in boy advance at a lowering third age was it like this but something else I guess oh I remember it yes I had it yes I remember it um so it was really shitty um it was a it was a turn-based game but it was on like a map and a grid and characters would move around and do attacks and stuff and you could give them little upgrades and things um I remember it being really really shitty and really shockingly unbalanced um because you'd have good sides and evil sides and some of the maps were just I don't I don't even know what they were thinking but I do not have fond memories of it at all does it is it at all like this or is it like completely different it was like on a map on a grid and people would move around yeah I was just trying to think about how like yeah just game boy advanced the technology just wouldn't be even close to this would it uh interesting but it was a disaster is what you're saying I mean I hated it I was a kid though so maybe I was just not remembering it correct well maybe you'd hate it even more these days who knows or maybe I'd probably hate it even more these days I don't remember being more critical in my youth yeah I'm not you know but you know when I was a kid I certainly don't wouldn't consider myself a super critical uh back then definitely think I'm more so than now uh Mola please e-fap my cosmonaut responses I would love to know how I can improve or what you think of my takes um kind of the same with a couple things we we we were pretty much early on decided to avoid the idea of like reviewing anyone's anything because there's no feasible way to have that work and uh you know like in a way that's fair for anybody who wants to ask and time is limited and then of course there's the awkward element of like reviewing someone's work who's who's asked as a fan you know it can it can it can make it hard to be objective as one might say but um main reason would be like say someone did that and then we did it and they were really happy with it and then someone else is like can you do it for me too and then we're like oh we can't right now it's too busy but we'll put it in like a queue and then three more people like do it for me as well and me and me and me I'm just like uh oh what have we done what have we done oh no no no no no no no no no no back gerald saved the zebra to feed it to a tiger which he also saved oh how nice of him for the tiger I mean rags I hope you know I've made up all the super chats in the past half hour out of sheer boredom none of those were real I don't know which ones that's referring to um it was probably the ones that were talking about how revenge of the sith is actually good oh that's not the same account but maybe they want to say that about every one of the ones that have all just been sent in that's maybe that's it maybe ever notice how elegast looks a bit like drachman oh my god that explains it that explains it if more or to read 23 years worth of one piece content how long do you think the analysis would be oh I think uh that's for a longer man than I you know all I've ever known about one piece is that it's just huge which is funny because it's all in one piece right and I get it oh like the name of it is one piece I wonder if that name is still relevant to like whatever whatever the reason it's called that I wonder if that's still a thing in the storyline you know like Lord of the Rings like thousands of years later they continue the the thing it's still called Lord of the Rings even though rings are just like not relevant at all you know like well oh yeah I got rings oh those are old news those old antiques or shit we made our own everyone's got a ring now someone jumps in on season 704 and they're like why is this called Lord of the Rings you're like oh you have to go watch season one it makes sense yeah um also check out Vinland saga imagine if Arya Starks arc from Game of Thrones but it's actually good laugh my fucking ass off it's on amazon prime and only one season how dare you everyone loved I is non-arc why isn't Aragorn with me ooh I'm currently playing are you with me Aragorn Aragorn I'm not trying to rob you I'm currently playing stalker if you wound a bandit without killing them there's an option to interrogate them for the location of this stash yet people are impressed by the useless surrenders yes that's what I mean it's not even like that's right it's not even that hard it's not a complexity yeah it's not even complex of a mechanic to do but it's good it's cool do it cowards if you if you give people a mechanical reason to kill everybody all the time that's what they'll do like this is I've never made a video game I've played a shit ton and this is just basic design 101 if it's if it's nothing but advantages then you're gonna have to come up with something really appealing to get the player go against those advantage players want to win oh no nuts oh no movie clips your treachery is far worse than that of the worm on to forge my army steal um free fab 100 can you please cover brown tables video on transformers the last night the tism is strong with that one also hola el ragos hola senior um from what I've heard brown table has videos where he ironically defends a film and uh the last night was one of the ones that he wanted to do so I don't know if it might be a it might be a troll look out for that also that would require mauler and myself to watch transformers the last night well oh no it real died dude that's not even fucking fair they like the game starts by being like you've got a fucking thing to to fight I'm like okay you don't get first turn of course because uh you don't have the speed for it I'm like okay and they just killed your resurrection champion I'm like oh okay I have no turn-based games are great okay well I don't even know how to fix that to be honest with you because like I guess I like the idea of speed being mechanically like a thing you can level up and stuff but then again like this shit shouldn't be able to happen surely now if speed just becomes the statistic that only means this is what prevents an enemy from going first and insta killing you then you're like I'm not doing it to go first I'm doing it to just not get wiped before I even have a chance to do anything because when it comes to speed as long as your one point higher than the enemy anything else that you have in speed is just a waste yeah I suppose it's future proofing I don't know you have to like if if you have a game where um you have speed like some statistics will if it gets to a threshold it lets you do x which is like going first but for every points you have above that threshold you can do extra thing or if you succeed a roll by uh like 10 or something then it's like a critical version of itself so yeah there's nothing to consider no bilge oh gosh they all went from down he goes yep um I was convinced reviews aren't paid but Sony contacting vice for the critical last of us to review has me suspicious and back to unsure thoughts um so yeah welcome to the club but also when it comes to the last of us to there's a lot of tisms like how reviewers were told they weren't allowed to reveal the abbey stuff and that really pissed off a lot of people when they played it and if I was a game reviewer and I was told especially if I was a reviewer and I focused on that stuff and I knew from the advertising that um people wouldn't know because I would consider the last of us to false advertising um I feel like it fits yeah I I think it I think it does fit the bill of false advertising um that is that should kind of be the big controversy happening sort of but it gets swept under the fact that the game was so terrible and horrible um and unsatisfying and nonsensical but the idea that a company says oh yeah you can review the game because I understand why review embargoes exist and I'm fine with them uh in fact I think they're good as a concept review embargoes are good for like time limits and stuff however when those are given under the stipulation of you cannot give away these extremely important and relevant details about a game that people are about to pay 60 for that is an issue um and as for paid so we're expecting evidence where someone goes here's the contract I will give you a million dollars and you will say the game is amazing sign but um I think it's always going to be a little bit more careful than that for example the the standard one where rags is making his movies in Hollywood and I'm just some reviewer and he's like hey you review stuff how about we give you an early viewing so you can get your review out and I'm like oh you want like you want a particular kind of review you're like no no no just you know review it as you feel you you know whatever and I come there and you're like hey meet star of movie and I'm like whoa hey and he's like hey how you doing do you like the movie he's like oh I haven't seen it yet he's like oh hope you do you know we worked really hard in it and like oh my god then and then rags puts me in this like five star hotel wine and dines then I finally see it in a huge theater with the cast and then I go to a cast party afterward and everyone's having a great time it's like did you like the movie and I'm like I I guess I did you know I had some fun it was good shit and I put my review out I'm like that was good shit and then next year I'm like I hope they invite me again and when reviewers do that it's not necessarily malicious like they know they're doing something bad I think there's a lot of people who are very thin skinned and unwilling to engage in conflict with people so when they are treated in that way they in their minds see it as returning a favor that was given to them by reviewing the game positively even though that's not what you should do and that isn't right a lot of people see it in their minds is doing you know repaying one kindness with another that that's how they might see it in their heads and what are reviews in their world but just saying how you felt this is how it felt and if they're feeling good about all that then they're being honest they're feeling good and that's why the whole the like framework that we have couldn't necessarily be affected by something like that not that we would do it anyway I mean if disney offered rags and I had to go to hollywood and hang out for a week and then go see the movie I'd be like oof I feel like we could do it and still be totally objective about the movie in fact we would be confused as to why they sent us why they got us well that's what that's that's where my mind goes immediately like are you doing this because you don't like what we're saying and you want to try and make us I feel if I was disney the only reason they would contact e-fab is if they legitimately felt like they actually made a really good star wars thing or whatever and they were that confident that it would pass our test I mean as long as we could record it all I probably would and again what I was trying to say though is with the framework it wouldn't matter how how much fun we had because there'd be references that are provable right we we get fucked if we were to try and pretend like certain things didn't happen like if some people watched the film shut in loser who never goes anywhere that I would treat this as a once in a lifetime kind of thing to take a trip someplace and it would totally color my entire opinion on lobster in a big room with okay to be fair there's not a lot of lobster here in Arkansas so and what if you're gonna bribe me with something money and seafood might be a way to uh you get to meet daisy ridley what about that let's go back in time and teach us about movie criticism I just like the idea that they sell that she was like this huge lady like oh hello how you doing yeah hey daisy because I would just I would want I would see daisy ridley and probably John Boyega and Oscar Isaac to a greater degree potentially but I would want to get their insight into the production oh I'd want to ask some questions yeah yeah like I don't give a shit about what it's like being a star I really don't give a fuck I want to know what was it what was Ryan and JJ what was their attitude what what did they say what do they do how do they act what amount of meddling happened between Disney and what these people wanted you know what were these discussions that's what I want to know I want some insider information into the process of creating these films well imagine as well awesome like if you ever felt your character was out of character in terms of the writing and what would you do in that scenario what have you done do you ever speak up do you ever complain or do you feel as though it's not your place you know I don't get some yeah I guess an actor do you feel like you have a implicit sort of job to defend what you believe your character is so yeah um back to the question I guess uh the idea of like our reviews paid for there's different degrees um an outright contract that just says review it positively and will give you money I'm not sure those exist uh they could but the implicit ones that are like hey I want to hang out with this next year and you're like yeah and it's like well you know someone said they wouldn't they wouldn't say the truth so it depends on who else is with us and whether they trusted us if we told them we'd keep it a secret because if if I told them I promise I'll keep it anonymous or I won't tell anyone well I would I would stay true to that promise you've also got the you know like that clip I had in tfp3 where they ask you why your hair is stupid color and then she says I think it says like I think it's tied very much to her character and then it just Oscar Isaac just smicks like yeah that's the kind of shit I would be looking out for where they go yeah I've always felt my character is totally um in line and then I go you know you you can awesome okay you just you're just looking for those little little details in how they answer questions yeah because they're still human and they still have those tells they're still a character in them and you know something's good there's something's going on in their brain that makes them smart and you just want to you just want to get it confirmed he's just going to say yeah I think we I think we're on the same page Oscar I think what's fucking going on well yeah and then I immediately want to talk to Oscar about all of his indie films and many of the ones that I love I'd probably want to immediately be like so what is your like what is your aspiration as a as an actor tell me what it was like to work on annihilation I'm sure he has very good things to say about that compared to Star Wars oh yeah but he was fine in annihilation I imagine he's got very neutral things to say about Star Wars he's like it's fine I'm not going to do it again he probably he probably it's probably just a lack of passion this time went on like I can imagine after TFA they were pumped and excited and now they're just like I don't know watch watch Violet Evergarden rags I have heard good things about that one Violet Evergarden is that an anime yes I could tell because the name is fucking nonsense uh yeah I uh I uh I haven't seen Violet Evergarden what's the weirdest like wasn't she that though wasn't she the protagonist of uh the Hunger Games Violet Evergarden oh fuck is it evergreen something evergreen ever I use Katniss evertisms Katniss something it's Katniss I know Katniss what a terrible name um yeah I mean Katniss are you on my dude love you Mola curious are you ever going to make an unbridled rage video for Game of Thrones season 8 finale um so after I'd made like the fifth episode one I really felt like I'd basically gone after all of the characters and um as much as there's a lot to say in terms so like the final episode there's a lot of things to criticize but like 65 percent of the episode is actually just nothing burger because it's just walking oh yeah you did the whole yeah the the non-dialogue sequences which is insane padding for the fucking finale of this eight-year beloved tv show it's crazy that they did that but okay walking around quietly stewings it's autistic you don't understand you don't understand okay um everdeen that's her surname everdeen uh Violet Evergarden so yeah so I was I was thinking about doing it then other projects came up and then I thought to myself if I was gonna do that episode I'd want to talk about why everything is bad from like a series point of view without point kind of how I did in the other episodes but then I was like actually that would be a good opportunity to throw in criticisms I have for like other things so stannis is death stannis is killing his kid uh baristan's death the fuck up of tyrian and tywin's ending um viruses oh he covered virus's death already little finger's death that was the one I was thinking of um lots and lots and lots of things and I was like maybe if I do a Game of Thrones retrospective one day though it's perpetually in my list of things to do in a in a place that fluctuates because of the fact that it would be a huge project we're talking like possibly a year of production because it would have been eight seasons of content to get through and to figure out what I want to say and how to structure it so um things to happen in the future possibly not 100% sure if I'm going to do it though oh did my whole team just die fuck oh no that resets use your magical necromancy powers bring people back to life you understand you understand that that resets I wasn't paying attention I could have done that but that resets everything we've done on the stream today what because the saving system is garbage what yeah that's what it said everything we've done today is now been reset um some games didn't know how to do difficulty back in the day this is one of them it was like wow I don't know like the holy fuck you're playing on hard funnily enough it has nothing to do with hard or easy even it's literally just the fact that this is how the saves work so um yeah I would have stopped playing if that was me I would have just been done how long that would have just done something else that was like an hour and a half of time let's just down the toilet I was like damn okay that's what happens when you forget to apply or of the valor okay people that's why they put it in the game to protect you against their shitty death system instead of just making up more save points or letting you god forbid save whenever you wanted here's an idea do that there's something called a checkpoint I don't know if you've ever heard of it a checkpoint yeah so it's like saving but not really and what it means is you will go back to that point in the game as long as you don't turn the game off entirely saves it for when you've turned the game off you can come back after turning it back on it's really cool I don't know if they introduced them in 2020 I think checkpoints um never heard of them they sound horrible that it'll never work it's probably if if anything it's probably just a passing fad um never heard of them I remember in some games they would do a like a continue sort of mode where I think this was in one of the one or two of the final fantasy games I played you would continue like you would you would do like a quick save or a quit and you could resume the game from that point but you if you played the game it had to be that file you had to click the resume option because you couldn't just save the game as your save file what you had to do was you had to is like a temporary save and if you didn't use it the next time you played it was totally lost um instead of just having it be a save and I don't know what the reasoning was behind it I don't know if it was a limitation on the memory which I highly doubt because you had all kinds of games like um uh come to mind at the moment because it's because I'm trying to think back to Game Boy Advance games from my youth but um you almost yeah I'm sure Spook silly about this game as well it seems to me that you get more XP the more time you spend in battles rather than the enemies you're defeating in terms of like a clock and a timer or in turns um could be well it could be either of them for all I know because that would they would correspond pretty closely I'd imagine uh that's sort of yeah the it just it just like because I just wiped out that team pretty quickly because of perfect mode and then I got like a fucking speck of of of xp and it's like I guess using perfect mode means you don't get the xp for killing these enemies even though they're still the enemies a little bit like it's not fun in video games when they do that because you're like oh yeah the idea of getting experience can be it's been done in a million different ways across many different games and there's always pros and cons to a lot of stuff if you have um like you you get more experience the more you do the thing well it seems more natural but it can also be abused but you know it like like if you like in Skyrim right theoretically in Skyrim you could level up stealth to like 100 before you even leave the tutorial cave right as far as I'm aware um it's just a matter of is that so time consuming and unfun that that's that's the uh the meta barrier that prevents people from doing it you know yeah and I think the same thing applies to this game but it would be we're talking absurd shit like to get to the highest levels it would take like thousands of hours or something like that with the other enemies that would be its own yeah its own barrier which they do that in South Park to defeat the hacker yeah um also I'm in fact I'm playing seven days to die casually as we talk and in seven days to die they used to have a system of experience where you would level up certain things that you did by doing them so if you wanted to craft a really good let's say um bows right if you wanted to if you wanted to make a bow and arrow in order to craft them better you would craft bows so you would go out and get a bunch of wood and the stuff you needed to make a bow and you would literally make dozens and dozens and dozens and dozens and dozens and dozens and dozens of bows overnight and then you'd have all these bows in your inventory and you would just be constantly making bows and scrapping them and making bows and scrapping them hundreds of times to level up your bowmaking skill so you could eventually make better and better bows it did more damage on the crew they eventually changed it because that is shit to have to do that but just goes to show there's a lot of um yeah in chat they're already talking about the iron daggers and skyrim uh that how a meme it's become to just make iron daggers over and over and over in massive quantities to level up your blacksmithing that's because the people who made skyrim not they had a lot of lototism a lot of stuff with skyrim that just isn't uh but yeah there's a lot of that's why in tabletop role playing games i prefer like when the party levels up i don't like the idea of giving xp as points based on like how many monsters you kill and things of that nature but every so often you level up based on just stuff that your party sort of does um but yeah um yeah if you ever actually do bionicle stuff please get nick on planet ripple for it salutations rags hello uh sorry if this is a duplicate no no that's all good uh we haven't actually i don't think we plan to do bionicle stuff but i don't see why we wouldn't you know yeah um i can't think of any reason why we couldn't i suppose bionicle's pretty cool it's like it's like nickels but but biology that's what they combine to make bionicle it's pretty cool bioengineered modder gun powder is called smokeless powder and is different from black powder black powder is too dirty for an ak you'd have to clean every few rounds um yes so in old stuff especially black powder did burn very dirty and you would have to constantly clean your weapons because you have to do this with modern firearms but to much less of a degree one of the big differences though is uh is the pressure you can put old powder and new guns and shoot them but if you put new powder and old guns because there's a pressure difference the powder burns much much quicker so the there's a difference in how the pressure is created within the the firearm it can damage and destroy the firearm because of that um in fact if you have an old firearm but you want to get modern ammunition for it then that modern ammunition will use um sometimes modern components but they will burn at lower pressures or they will burn slower so it doesn't damage the fire what the well that res at full health is OP yeah yeah welcome to the third age my friend it's funny because i was like are you aware of the other move i have where i can put it on automatic like it's it's pretty broken but this game's got lots of issues in that regard i'm afraid uh the e-fappers more than meets the pause the objector cons wage their war to destroy the evil forces of the subjector bots e-fappers roll out i mean that combines many different uh good and battle over the place but yes i would hope the bad guys win in that allegory you know because uh gotta gotta stamp out those subject bots more than meets the eye um i don't know if you guys talked about it or not but would the game would the game better if it was pure revenge is good story oh would the game be better if it was pure revenge is good story um it would be more appropriate um you could do it because here's the thing sometimes like that like it's not it reminds me that phrase cheaters never prosper so that's a fucking lie um for starters well you know you know who that's meant for right it's meant for the cheaters it's like hey cheaters you'll never borrow from the cheaters like i don't know that's a thing it's like they just kind of convince me not to do it it's it's like being a really good smuggler you know if you're really good at it no one will ever know yeah cheating is the same way if you cheat and prosper people just don't know about it so you only know about the cheaters that you've caused um what was the original super chat so the idea of like if the story was all about well revenge is good i would rather change that to what can happen as a result of revenge or vengeance fueled actions um that can lead to positives exactly what is your what is revenge worth what is the cost of you know your emotional catharsis and here's the thing when it comes to stuff like that a lot of things you can explore oh and that wasn't that wasn't us endorsing cheating it contextually cheating can be a just saying horrifying thing to do and also an innocuous thing to do like it's depends on what we're talking about yeah it's it's similar in the idea that people will say well you know revenge never pays off because you want to warn people against going too far and the stuff that happens along the way of seeking revenge and how it can consume you and stuff of that nature but man sometimes people get revenge and it is so fucking sweet and it's amazing and it's the best thing they ever done and they say it made them a better person the standard sort of storyline you do which loads of properties do us one that we watched last night does it but you want to get revenge on a particular target and someone who is a good person stands in your way and so you decide it's worth killing them to kill that other person's like uh-oh yeah now yeah that's a yeah and and the last of us two doesn't really as you kill like 200 people and then it's like hey don't kill her like okay for a game that is clearly meant for very mature audiences the message is delivered in an extremely juvenile and overly simplistic way that doesn't really make any sense once it's examined because in fact it's a great way to explain to people who talk about things that things are you know super important and stuff is just in your head on the fly just say well here's the story about a person who goes on revenge and they have a great time it's fun it's enjoyable they find a lot of riches and treasure along the way they find a love of their life they say the whole bunch of people yeah their journey takes them to a place where they do a lot of good for people you it's easy to fabricate a story that's totally realistic and believable and makes sense about how a journey for revenge leads only to amazing and good things the last was to say oh yeah at the end they say the message is that revenge is like that the last was to does the thing where it's like she goes to kill abby and she ends up saving leavened abby's lives it's like um what game i'm getting confused now yeah you would think that a if you're gonna have your thing be about how revenge is bad show that revenge is bad like man in the pursuit of revenge lives were rescued and protected like okay so you're saying revenge is like good sometimes and the game's like no you're like oh but the good thing's happening on screen no you're gonna believe what we tell you or you're lying uh that one's blank god of war 2018 analysis when that's another one of those ones that's in my big list that fluctuates in terms of priority we were talking about hillhouse a little bit a couple days ago and i was like oh man i really do want to do something on that as well that show's cool there's so many things i'm gonna give it a give it a shocking five minutes of commentary oh right what am i a professional reviewer no i might ramble on about it in an unedited unscripted nonsense video that's like 10 hours long i might do that but i wouldn't no four minutes do you think i am so talented that i can concisely explain my position on hillhouse in four minutes i am not that talented okay i wish i were i wish i could talk about the creators other things that he's done i wish i could talk about how i watched it at night and it was spooky those are the kinds of things you say for a full minute okay spooky but it's not but kind of yeah do that but don't do that but do it um can you objectify an end yes yeah you could imagine it as a table you could be like look at that look at that and boobies and the the girl ends like the fuck well the whole idea of objectification is to i guess reduce somebody to some i mean some useful thing to you uh then removing the humanity wouldn't have to be sexual well you could just be appreciating the shapely the shapely boobs you don't have to be sexually should be like you know there's a there's a biologically well suited for um the uses that may be had for them uh i am simply observing that and they're like hey there's a person attached to these and you're like oh you know okay fine i'm just saying just point it out excuse me ultimately if like when we because this this pops up with the whole objectification really weird and thing um a thought in and of itself doesn't do anything bad you know it doesn't um like unless you were if you said it out loud though that's when you've broken the law but yeah if you call it in a tree no sorry an end a table or you say you make a good table that's offensive and you should do that can you you call in triggers yes i'm carving a tree into triggers and then triggering them all right in putting the trigger on a flamethrower that you use to to burn down a wooden flamethrower i feel like there'd be issues with that baby i don't know it's it's no more absurd than like a wooden furnace you know that's the thing they did they did that um and it worked very well and you didn't understand it that was your problem what if all of the village catching fire totally unrelated accident because of just the fact that they lined their furnaces with wood you know some people call that a mistake i call that ingenuity and it was an experiment do we really we're gonna we're gonna punish people for experimenting i don't think so what are we gonna what are we gonna use to hold all these hot-ass fucking coals in this furnace from you know spilling out all over our wood and straw houses like i don't know wood we should fucking brilliant carol yeah i mean you know he knows us up also look at this i got to do it better this time if i knock out the two sides first then i'll have to deal with the troll on its own i'm a genius oh yeah the game was trying to teach you all along that you should have done things that you couldn't have known to have done before yeah it's dark so you say this i i feel like we're gonna have to have a conversation about that one day because i don't unless you're targeting certain bosses you're wrong like bed of chaos is what you're describing but that's one boss talking about i don't even know anything about anything doxels is beastly when it comes to teaching the player it's what it would be where i would go to for examples i don't know anything about thurks it's okay it's okay uh in bruge for next efab movies i i heard it's good yeah i do intend to show you that uh give me give me 10 years i'll get around to it based efab of course mm-hmm hello long man hello hello rags hello what advice would you give to an aspiring sci-fi fantasy author what might help the world stand apart from others in your mind um one thing to do is i would suggest one key piece of technology or one key system that is by design extremely important and world changing but it is recognized as that so i guess i'm trying to think of an example if you're going with fantasy a type of magic or a type of material that is extremely that has these very unique properties um but it's treated in universe with a lot of respect and value um it isn't just shrugged off as oh it's just the thing that we have um if you it like maybe the ability to don't take any spell some high level spell from a tabletop role-playing game or a video game and actually imagine like if i actually could bring people back from the dead for 10 minutes five minutes or just one minute something like that how would that change the world if everybody knew that was actually a thing that you could do what would the rules be associated with who could do it in what circumstances would that be allowed um what if you actually could have people i mean i think the witcher is uh in the sense that magic is real and everybody knows about it and it's extremely powerful and everybody knows this it impacts how magic is treated within that universe and the attitude people have towards it if you're gonna introduce something just justify it in universe with everybody's the way that they interact with it and understand it yeah if we're going from or because the obvious stuff is like keep everything in fucking check you know make everything make sense everything's working as intended from there the more things the more crazier ideas you come up with that are still maintained consistently wise the more your world are probably tempting to a to a reader like oh this is a world with blah blah blah blah also blah blah blah also blah blah blah also blah blah you're like oh um for example a world where it's just like in the future people don't leave their houses a couple things have done this and instead they walk around with avatars instead or surrogates as the film was called that i saw i was just thinking about surrogates fuck okay you look literally as you were talking i'm like oh surrogates would be a good example well that's yeah and set it um and so so you could be like that's the world uh times by you know uh you can upload your own mind digitally if you want to i think funny enough what was it called transhumanism the one we were they called it in yeah this is um goes to the shells fantastic example of how do you create a world in in deus exes as well um introduce robotic bodies robotic body parts the ability to upload your consciousness digitally to things that has a huge impact on the world and the world is shaped by that and it's the center for a lot of different conflicts if you do that then people will believe it's a part of the world because people are reacting to it in a reasonable way and then you can times that by um there's there's an under a species that have invaded like an alien species that we're currently at war with that uh that are like only slightly more advanced than us or something like that and they're the neighboring galaxy and there's just a consistent thing happening with that and then you times that by this uh you know you do you ever mean like all these like multipliers of just crazy shit that's happening in your world but the problem is every single time you add a layer the harder it is to make your world like stable because the amount of things that change the amount of complexities that are added and the amount of times you'll be like wait this is a thing but it wasn't this a thing and then you're like oh shit fuck right because you want to have all these cool things at once it's it's so I imagine in the writing process a lot of rules for the universe are invented on the fly that doesn't mean they're necessarily bad to give you an example lupa is a world it's like time travel exists and they use it to kill people you're like okay also telekinesis is the thing and it always felt to me that I was like why yeah remember telekinesis was the thing and it comes up right at the end they could have yeah the only reason it exists is to be like oh yeah this is how this one guy could be responsible for all this stuff that the plot revolves around because I bet a lot of people forget that telekinesis exists in lupa when they think about that movie again and you'd be forgiven for doing so because it's almost forgotten until it needs to be in service of yeah so it's a bit of a weird one and so you'd want it so not only to add these things but not just for the cool factor like oh in my world there are knights of Byzantium and you're like whoa what do they do and you're like they uh they're just they're just these sentinels there's one per country and they they're like a race that were genetically made they they're just really cool okay and you're like okay this seems really weird i don't know what i'm talking about there is like half baked ideas that are the surface seem really cool yeah um knights of ren is obviously inspiring what i just said what i wouldn't have guessed um the name i just recognized though that i think that's actually in buffy but um moving on carry on so um an example of doing it very poorly is there's this is topical for me is uh the tracking fobs in the Mandalorian those are created by that show to serve as a really shitty way of having things happen but they create huge problems in universe huge problems in universe huge if you go through the trilogy of Star Wars and think of how how useful it would be to essentially invisibly and indetectably track people and things across the galaxy huh that that would that would totally change the plot of Star Wars and they just haphazardly introduce it into the Mandalorian and someone's just brought up like get your foot in the door and you'll get it after they say Stephen King even now his books are man i don't know if the part of the point of that was like you can you can spill out your ideas and then craft them and uh you know like a sculpture sort of thing i'd be like oh yeah totally on boarded that but the thing that should have been realized with with redrafts with Mandalorian um would have been like damn it's really hard for us to like maintain this fucking tracker without it like fucking other things up and then someone should have been like how about we just don't have them how about we do something else because the whole reason we brought them in is so that Mando can get to Yoda and it's like yeah how about bounty hunters actually like hunt yeah let's just do that and we can we can make it like guys we can make it so he's really good at his job because we're following him specifically for that what if uh or just it's he just put limits on the trackers get have there be ways to get rid of him which is by the way never something that pops up a single time in the show is how do we get rid of it they don't even mention it which leads us to believe reasonably that it cannot even be done don't even bring it up or mention it huge huge huge problems with star wars because of trackers and it ain't a nitpick just because the show doesn't treat them with the importance they should be treated with well we'll be keeping an eye out for him in season two because i wonder if we'll be added like i'm very concerned about season two but we've said that before absolutely i think it's gonna only get make it everything we're just gonna provide even more contradictions trackers can be turned on and off from the bounty hunt quest log i have lost all respect for you more than how embarrassing choosing to be blinded by hate i have never thought of you have more as more of an idiot than right now your criticism your critiques are poor the end is great just that poignant your critiques are poor oh no it's so scathing they all pull you're like oh uh j rally brings up a good point have the basically have them be very short range like yeah have them be very short range because for one that creates that that gets rid of a lot of universe problems they cause but also too if you're just going by beep noises it can only work within short range imagine playing the hot and cold game on a galactic scale like fuck off rags i have checked 90 percent of the universe has been cold you're like well it must be that 10 percent i guess you have to you would have i go into it but you have to you and it's just audibly it's not like i'm i that was actually an overly generous analogy because you have to go by audible beeps in the space between the beats and if you're on a galactic scale they're not going to change in any perceptible way across light years of space oh it's so dumb and we watched aliens recently and like they have a better version of that already yes the the tracker that um uh nude is given yeah hicks gives to her and uh then she gives to new it's got a digital uh display on it that has a distance on it because digital displays are super cheap and in the future they're going to be doubles cheaper cheap it i i predict that in the near future it will become regular for firearms to have digital displays i mean i i just think they're going to be they're so cheap and reliable these days it's just going to be a natural evolution of a technology like some people have a problem with that in like aliens and halo and stuff there's a digital counter of ammunition and some people i've heard people say that silly i was like no that that makes total sense someone mentioned that they haven't dealt with the the track yet and it's like yeah i think that's i mean i could be over exaggerating i think that's by design because season two is about him getting baby Yoda to its homeworld and so i think we're going to be dealing again with let's say he's going from a to b and then someone shoots him and he has to go to someplace to get repairs and then along the way he meets you know guy and guy is like fuck you i'm gonna kill you that's another episode and then one episode he has to get past a barricade and he has to infiltrate to another episode it'll be someone boards his ship as a needs help it's a help distress signal and he goes to it and it turns out they're a bad guy that's sort of shit until the final episode where he gets baby Yoda to the the homeworld but shock horror the entire planet is dead all of them are dead and baby Yoda's species are gone how tragic and now they have to stay together season three i don't know it could be any one of those kinds of endings but yeah the whole we need the tracker to still exist for mando to keep encountering danger easily probably um not that it is the funny thing is he doesn't need it but they might think he needs it because it's it's it's just treated in this extremely unceremonious way for how world changing that technologies um wow southboard drachman fanboy boo those are the things if anyone sees that copy pasta out of context they're actually like wait do you like hate mola no no no no your critiques are poor dude aragon just like casually dealt almost 20k damage to the fight that's a harrigor and let's let's do better though now now better though is going to try it's a it's a solid yeah you know we're getting there but aragon is just smoking it's like yeah oh no you killed aragon did i put a a resurrect on him oh it did no there he is with 14k health god those trolls like he's serious oh he didn't oh he wasn't full healed wow there isn't there's a limit it's just enormous doesn't even say that revive a fallen party but but the game is great rags it doesn't tell you any statistics it's just like nah it just does if you ever make a game people in chat tell players what things do please please human beings aren't stupid we can handle it if you just tell us what things do it's almost like they don't want you to know which is the best move it's like i'll find out eventually it's a matter of using them uh what rags said is arc the lad twilight of spirits i have no idea what that means i don't know what that means but that sounds like an anime the last of us two what should have happened joel is about to get clubbed but a mysterious stranger saves him joel who are you stranger they call me the dawn yeah don would save joel no absolutely unfortunately there are different universes which is not normally something that stops the dawn but this time it did yeah i'm not the seat the last of us universe is the universe for captain marvel one yes and if you guys see the earth she destroyed everything uh she destroyed oh no bob one he destroyed like 75 percent of the world and there's only like one mega super city that's based in los angeles or something seattle apparently was an old video game oh i don't know it um ian giant an unbridled praise when perhaps sometime in the future who knows i'd have to watch it again i'm seated inches ian giant was such a good rat literally as good as all of your memories say that it is excellent and it couldn't possibly be wrong hey guys remember gay appa bend me neither is there is there a gay vision of appa bend i don't think so i don't know i i yeah i don't remember i don't know also high rags and halloween equals best but it's not really celebrated in australia that doesn't sound very best to me yeah that sounds like some some something totalitarian is going on over there i'll stop them oh gosh so many levels up well at least this means that the team will be fully healed and i won't instant die that's a plus we're finally almost catching up to where i was already how great is that uh never mind the problems with distribution limited quantity or possible nefarious purposes isn't there a mention or a reference to the fact that harvesting ali for the cure is not guaranteed well it's or we already know it's not guaranteed just like anything's not guaranteed like with creating a vaccine with one viable uh you know patient to work with i feel like they really try to ignore this shit just saying but yes true eternal darkness super chats in gaming when i'm not sure eternal darkness will work out there's a couple of games that like need a lot of focus and memory and stuff it's a game to game um this this game has been perfect because i can pause it literally whenever i want as in like the gameplay will keep moving and it'll be something people can look at while i'm reading stuff it's it's like the best of all the games ever for this but we will be beat this eventually and so next up uh could be anything i did say i got tear off working so that might be a one to do though that one's not one i've played in so long that i would likely be distracted by not knowing what to do that's the last thing you want you know uh hmm do do do mooba why you not read my super chat when you the poo is apex mary sue hola el ragos hello um is i don't think so i mean he's got he's got an issue with honey you know that's yeah he's got a honey addiction um i think he's got some memory problems he's not particularly bright um he's a fun love and bear in the universe he is described as a silly old bear um i i'm not sure i feel like christopher robin which i believe i don't know what what's canon when he the poo cannon what's poo cannon but i don't know if they're actually real or if they're just part of christopher robin's well i guess not because they do things actively one christopher robin isn't around um which means either that this is christopher robin explaining what they must be doing while he's gone to us or i don't know i don't know i don't know the the the the poo lure if someone can inform us on the poo lure i don't think i need to be more specific than that then uh should be good to go i told her how to attack them they missed they attacked him and then he counter attacked and killed them it's like oh well i guess that works out that's an interesting guy man's got some ideas um and the last one from efab 98 is short man bad so now we move into today's whatever they may be um get tonaled for efab 100 you massives hail the white summary no promises right nothing is ever promised but some people like oh it's definitely gonna happen it's like you don't know what's gonna happen i mean we don't we don't know nobody knows not even thanos knows um trying to finish your memes for 100 but might not be done but you'll get it anyways see you then excellent um what we'll do is we've already recorded a huge section for efab 100 memes it'll just be the standard thing of we'll just record more even if it's after efab 100 it's streamed it'll be no problem uh and then it says hi rags hello ps my son is probably four months at reading at reading maybe reading i'm not sure yeah at the time of reading oh is this a person who had a kid on efab i don't know did we do that did we give you a baby did efab all right we didn't mean to did we do babies i don't remember i mean i don't i'm not against the concept just saying is we can have a discussion about this on efab 100 whether or not primer to get to get your brain started should efab is imp impregnation of fetish i have to assume so isn't like everything a fetish to a degree well here's the thing so like lego fetish it's like can you have a fetish for vaginal intercourse right uh hmm well this kind of purpose i guess i need to check the the definition okay so here's the definition fetish um a form of sexual desire in which gratification is linked to an abnormal degree to a particular object item of clothing part of the body etc abnormal so here's the thing um gratification is linked to an abnormal degree so it's the degree the degree that's abnormal it's not the object clothing body yeah it's not the thing itself it's yeah what would be abnormal so here's what i'm thinking right so um when it comes to a let's say you and i we like the we like the ladies we we are admirers of the female form yes for us especially relative to the entire body a woman's left pinky is far less sexually gratifying than her vagina is so in that sense we get abnormal levels uh an abnormal degree of pleasure from a woman's vagina than we would like her left pink right but that's only in relation to her single body if we are talking about our gratification level to a vagina compared to the human race like all of us then it is not abnormal to get a much higher level of gratification from a woman's vagina well then but it's just i don't know it's cheesecake is pie fight me um so cheesecake is gay is what we say cheesecake is gay and it's also pie uh this one said i'm not sure if this was the same account i didn't catch the name it says um my grandmother just passed away thanks for providing company guys um no pro blame oh awkward to come right after what we just discussed however hopefully it's uh acting still is as good company oh shit it's showing the movie ah um i'm hoping that the movie is low res enough that that wouldn't actually be caught on some kind of copyright thing but yes uh sorry to hear about that if like i said it's unfortunate if that's the the same person or another person regardless death is a bit of a a piece of shit if no one likes a movie is it still good looks at tlj lol nope yeah that point we're just talking about yeah standards oh the game is back so this was the fight that i think everyone died on so uh time to make sure i got my spells in place assuming they don't kill me before i can cast them oh frenzy bro this is the thing you you unlock the ability to cast two spells at one point jesus christ so i can apply or the valour twice before anyone could do anything this is like oh my god uh also should you ever need an environmental scientist for any vids that objectively get the environment wrong i'll be there oh my god objectively get the environment wrong um an environmental scientist so like the way in which the environment is in interacted with or assessed i suppose well then if someone's like i require stone for my mixture and then they're like no stone would not be present in this environment or the stone doesn't actually work with that mixture some shit like that i don't know could be a thing um i need the loot i'll be right all righty then let's see lowest defense but temporarily increases speed why not wait we're gonna cast that on somebody okay oh it's a move that hits them and it does that i guess oh god he's so angry whoa that was a triple critical i like it if his speed is increased then where the hell is he in the rotation there what the hell so don't miss marathon good enough thoughts on gyro controls for shooters um i haven't really tried them out so i don't i don't know i'd hope that they are good but i could i could see them being a bit awkward until you get used to them sort of thing um i don't know if they would beat out the mouse but again i would i would just have to try it myself i will i will ask rags once he returns if he has done anything in that regard let's just do frenzy again we've got a full reek refill of spells and now everybody has aura of the valor have you guys heard about the upcoming lego star wars holiday special where ray goes to travel back in time to mentor luke on the force i have heard things about that i apparently apparently it's coming out in november so rags and i and whoever else may very well check it out may very well watch it maybe i'll make a efap mini for it you know um looks yeah oof you know we'll see i don't know why they'd want to make any more content with the character ray at this point apparently they do two strike melee attack go now we trip critical again i like it well this this is clearly a hard fight but uh they won't be able to beat me if idril can just recast a double resurrection every time she dies yeah head odds down but he's only gonna come back up but yeah we've heard about it and we will probably talk about it when we get to it they're releasing have you two heard of dr squatch soap objectively best soap i've used 100 recommend but mind both taking their quiz to see what your soap bar is i'd even pay for them to be shipped oh i i i think we'll be all right uh sounds interesting though squatch soap i'll put it in the notes i'm curious about it i'll have a look see hey mola can you please do a video on adult swims primal it's an insanely entertaining show and i'd love to hear your thoughts is primal the one that's stopped ages ago uh stars the the buff from johnny english i think he was in it unless adult swim maybe it's new um i'm thinking of some weird show about dinosaurs that was out in like early 2000 or maybe mid-2000s um but yeah i doubtful because i've never heard of it but uh maybe if one day i catch it and i'm like oh my god it's so tisomy hello from denmark i'm gonna be at sea for about three months so i may not be here for efap 100 skull for at long efap and high rags um you would have said hi i'm sure of it see it for three months well when you return there should be plenty of efappings to be uh watch a roo need excuse me while i cast mountain shield trying to order these because rags isn't here yet the second he leaves is suddenly a couple that like directed at him what the fuck you guys did this on purpose i will pop that one there the good thing this game just runs while i do this even if it kills everybody i'll pop that one there do squash soup in here denmark there we go officer potato legume to the good boy see that's a rags one i'm gonna have to save that one too angel season four 22 made me cry just a little out of one eye reprise seems to make the wolfman heart deal sensical uh along with season five thoughts on your welcome i don't have an episode from season five that i don't love and will argue for a while is like excellently done and your welcome is one of my favorite ones um i don't know that you could have done better as i send off to a character that was essentially assassinated and the episode is very aware of that at least i uh interpreted a lot of the language to mean as much um when she when she says i can't stay this isn't me anymore it's like oof i take that as she's kind of been destroyed um and as much as we love seeing her back it's not quite who she is now and it would be a like a lie to pretend otherwise um um and so it uh the episode itself does everything it can to bring her back there's lots of really great interactions with lots of different people and she feels a lot more like season three than she does at all like season four for anybody who has no idea what i'm talking about that's good um because that means you wouldn't have been spoiled anything and those who do do so that works out really well uh favorite music biopics mine is walk the line i've heard walk the line is very good i never actually saw it uh there's a couple i'm trying to think of recent ones the one that um with lady garga and bradley cooper i i saw that by chance and i thought that was pretty good oh hello reeks hello what are your thoughts on gyro controls for shooters i've never used one i hear that they are way better than normal controllers but they're not as good as a mouse and keyboard um i've just heard that they're certainly an improvement yeah i was saying i have not used anything to step up yeah go for it um hi rags hello did you see how rooster teeth has deleted over a decade of their old content for being problematic in the process of becoming nothing but a time-warner animation studio is that what um john jg um oh well he was with um machinima yeah he did mention rooster teeth at some point right i can't remember is rooster teeth owned by machinima i don't know well we're machinimas defunct now right i think so or at least was it back then well either way um either way rooster teeth sucks now oh yeah that's what i that's why here all the time it's a shame that stuff has to be censored like that and it sucks well really sucks i was almost uh you know cursed as to seeing a certain faulty towers episode that would have very much offended me but luckily that was removed from uh i don't even know what a particular platform but it's just the concept alone it's just like oh thank goodness my feelings they would have been hurt what could they oh and uh someone offered you up a potato legume in the hopes of earning your blessing i thought potatoes were tubers and ends with a little rags a legume would be like a peanut hello rags praise be your pickled name is what they said while handing you this potato legume thank you was i pickled at the time i'm i don't know what i said about potatoes can we truly know i do not know and yeah do you have any favorite musical like biopics musical biopics um no i don't think so i was gonna say it's hard to think off the top of my head for a couple but i knew that i'd watched um i guess a star is born is the one i saw most recently even though that's is that a biopic or is that just complete fiction i think it's actually just complete fiction so it probably doesn't count i saw the freddy mercury one which was okay but um as many people pointed out the editing in it it's pretty um surprising and it got like a nomination for editing i think it might even have won the oscar or some shit it was really weird and this that is hey the spinal tap one is apparently good i remember hearing about that one rocket man yeah that's the uh elton john one the star is born is essentially a remake yeah i remember there's been a there's been more than two of them right there's been a few of them like they they keep remaking it which just with different actors and stuff which isn't a problem it's just a different generation but the same story from what i can tell uh jesus christ superstar ye everyone's got aura of the valor i can't lose i'll be fine i swear this time i will not lose guys you got it all wrong joel only killed everybody because growth and development require conflict so seith crea praise joel the destroyer praise joel the destroyer i agree praise joel the destroyer praise him than abby so i sold the body for the first time last night i blame you for the way i'm feeling now mutually uh characters break down maybe lose it and then it just adds with fucking rags don't know why oh well in line yeah that's one of them episodes that most people don't come away feeling anything but sad incredibly well made well or if you ever listen to the band ginger if you haven't i recommend them the lead singer tatiana is in my objectively subjective opinion one of the best metal vocalists sweet no i've never heard of him yeah i don't listen to soulless music i don't listen to devil music joel the eater of worlds if only don't be four hours late for efap 100 rags oh oh rude wasn't it two hours for efap 50 i don't remember being four i i don't it wasn't long because it was just a i guess a just a communication tisms or something or i don't know i'll be putting on two different alarm clocks myself two can you believe it yeah i'm gonna have my computer one going i'm gonna have my phone i'm gonna have my egg timer everything's gonna be lining up everything's gonna be lining up gonna go just like i get it get it and you turn them all off and go back to sleep you know go away stop it i before 100 can you dumbo's read the jar jar lines and watch hardcore henry so that we can move into new super chat memes also 101 needs to have 101 in the video needs to have 101 in the video what do i mean like 101 dalmatians they didn't specify dalmatians but also i'm getting concerned there's 101 of some it would fit right they killed had hard those fuckers if only there was a way to bring about if only barithel could ever hit his fucking oh now that had hod's gone i have to miss in his stead it's what he would have wanted but he hits the counter attacks good good for you good for you you leeching blow that sounds sexual doesn't it leaching blow i'm gonna suck the semen out of your penis right out counter attack again at least he hits those idrills dad no now she's resurrected all right time to self resurrect and then resurrect had hard only one move let's do it not broken whatsoever um eventually a game gets to the point where well as long as the enemy person doesn't move first and it's to kill me it should be all right yeah that's good game design and as for jar jar lines and hardcore henry absolutely not not in a million bazillion 10 trillion years but after that point yeah sure i won't take that long to get through all that um so we check out dc fandom on august 22nd lots of interesting stuff coming up there movies games hpo max green mountain etc i beg you well apparently it streams the same time as we're streaming about 100 so i think people in chat will just keep us updated on what's uh anything interesting like oh my god they're doing the thing with the thing you like oh goodness i never expected that apparently because because ring was telling me that they they're gonna announce cw stuff too so we might hear some stuff about season two uh yeah i want some season two trailer oh my god that would be wonderful get me through live reaction we could um oh yeah we could do a reaction to it a little carry over until the second season begins yeah we you know chat you still got two episodes left for uh batwaman so you know stay safe they're coming we've we've paced them out enough that hopefully there won't be a huge gap between the end of season one and beginning of season two isn't it sad the original air date was like early january it's probably so much later than that sad sad pictured potatoes mashed hi rags oh hi you've seen that image it was wonderful uh hi hi guys two rags i remember you saying something like rap slash hip hop was crap i don't know if it was a joke or not but if i'm curious if i if not i'm curious why i think i think a lot of i think a lot of it's just bad it's not appealing i don't think a lot of it's clever i don't think a lot of it's pleasant to the ears i think it i i there are rap songs i really like there are hip hop songs i really like but they are the exceptions i think generally i like i enjoy the concept of you know what those are but i just think that a lot of it is really really unappealing well there you go i mean i don't really have a strong opinion about it because i don't listen to enough of it but uh i know this stuff i like and just like standard answer as a musician there is so many good genres of music i mean all genres uh can't be good or bad right because they're just genres they're just types yeah i mean i generally don't like country music but there are certainly country songs that i really like does everybody go resurrection tizems on them probably not fuck it mountain shield again rap hasn't been good since the beastie boys i remember the beastie boys the good old days i suppose i just remember the pop popping up in future armor uh help me long man my family doesn't believe in objectivity when it comes to media also tell rags that he has a nice personality a really big one oh thank you for noticing my big personality i appreciate it um uh i mean believe in objectivity like just being objective i don't know if you're just memeing just like it's not yeah because most people are okay with the concept of like the difference between making a judgment with you know your personal bias being influencing all of it versus not we do the best we can humans you know but there are some statements where it's just like try and prove the personal bias in this one and someone's like i don't i don't know you um my time at portia is a post apocalyptic harvest moon style game with an upbeat tone cosmo is wrong as usual yeah no shock there just your every day sort of like oh he's wrong again huh how about that molla please play near automata on stream it's so good if you don't alpesta more than the guy who wants you to watch that stupid movie oh my god i mean okay maybe one day okay maybe one day can't wait for e-fab 100 also high rags oh hi yes have y'all heard of civvy 11 i have what's that he's a youtuber oh is he good or she yeah i think so i like yeah he's uh he's good he's funny yeah funnier than i've watched is he the funniest so i'm not gonna watch it oh i don't funniest i don't think he's the funniest what is the point i ask you what is the point yeah you're kneeling before rich evans he opens his pants and his pringle can hits you in the face daising you for a moment what do you do next his pringle can apologize yeah i wouldn't want to oh i'm so sorry i'm so sorry don't anger the great god fucking hell nobody's dying this is a good thing i guess if you get a lot of xp for this particular one moosley i'm gonna tell that the clone wars is more overrated than atla hashtag the clone wars did nothing right oh my good lord and then someone said the dude the dude above is wrong and then someone else said no and someone else said clone wars isn't awful but very overrated oh my god here a lot of people say it is overrated there's a war in the super chats quick i hope prolong this conflict i mean if the clone wars i i hear i hear lots of bad things but mainly good things um in relation to later seasons that's that's what i mainly hear uh more stop criticizing the john wick movies i love consuming the product and i'm excited for next product i'm not crying you're crying oh no yeah oh my god pride rock lol seriously though job wick two is good bell you suck i'm sorry no john wick two is not good we concluded it was worse than the third one and there's more it is a minute it really is awful mel's coming for that booty and he's not gonna stop metal will not stop you'll come from the women and the children too um give it the good work more i've been listening to your channel every day at work great content oh well thank you i'm glad to enjoy um every day at work you even even even still i don't think if we do enough to actually be able to be listened to all work days every work day right not even not even we can do that i mean we don't yeah we don't 40 hours a week i don't we don't e-fap for 40 hours a week though of course we should we just you know we lack the ability i'm afraid even the longest of men are not long enough also i should have cast some spells there probably oh well yeah everyone's still got their resurrection on so i am not worried everything will be fine i'm about to in perfect mode maybe that'll change this up a bit so i know you're a long man bad but how about a series on what made some of the best movies so good like Jurassic Park 12 angry men the ot godfather yep those are all things i want to do i want to do a video for t2 uh alien and aliens um probably t1 as well predator those are like my trifactor of movies i adored of that i don't even know if you can pack them into any one genre of any kind really it's just that they hung around a lot they're really cool um and then of course all kinds of other movies um infinity war is is thankfully one that i actually managed to get done before i was distracted by something else so i have done something that is strictly positive and then of course i would reference my soma series as being like i'm mostly positive about that game not positive about people covering it so but uh yeah i will be um hoping to do more of that sort uh getting around to it lots of lots of good movies to say good things about but of course the um i have positive examples in my critique series that should um suffice to some degree but a main focus i understand would be cool and i will um get around to it one day in hopes uh in phantom brave the speed stat not only decides turn order if your speed is twice that of an enemy you will move twice before they do oh yeah so that's a good little thing to add on yeah there's lots of this is what i mean you have to take a long time to balance the stuff like this because it's pretty much what makes these games worth playing versus just like well yeah you have to when people invest points that are limited or difficult to acquire into stats you never want those numbers going up to essentially become useful not even that like if they become the reverse being they become incredibly useful like uh ds2 had this problem so oh well i guess i'm doing that watched f ot r again oh fellowship of the ring again paid attention to baramir noticed in virtually opera yeah uh no paid attention to baramir noticed in virtually all scenes containing him he was doing something kind the ring targeted him he's a good man yep the really good man he only wanted the strength to defend his people i love baramir um while rewatching oh wait uh also while rewatching it um i noticed no less than four reasons gimley would want froto dad not good reasons but they were there where is jai wags hello i'm guessing they're like froto is stealing the weed or something yeah you gotta get gimley was upset gimley's stash i mean i think it was something we all noticed you know gimley's bloodlust for the hobbits he's like ah weed i need moria the fucking hobbits pieces of shit you kill barlin oh my god about zombie armor i read a y a series also set 15 to 20 years in that included carpet suits as basic armor called rotten ruin had some really well thought out zombie parts alongside okay y a plotting absolutely carpet would make yeah a mainly good armor um against zombies because carpet is tough yeah chewing into that is not easy oh yeah um and you could fold you could cut it and you can put it to your arm tie it around with anything basically um yeah that bugs me a lot in the last of us too where they send people to go clear out areas of zombies and they're just wearing like t-shirts and i'm like no will protect itself from this enemy clickers should never kill a person especially how they can they can be killed by a knife yeah you just stab them and they die but you're humans i'm actually disappointed there's no people with swords it'd be pretty cool honestly shad in the last of us universe yeah um especially for killing clickers you'd be you'd use spears with oh right yeah they're gonna run themselves into that spear aren't they yeah you just poke them at a distance and you kill them spears are insanely easy to make it you can train someone how to use them in five minutes and if it breaks it's no big deal just get another stick sticks those don't just grow on tree oh wait oh no oh is everyone still ready to be resurrected everyone just sucks right now on the team everyone's missing that's what's happening that's how the game's gonna kill me just keep making everyone miss little do they know i can cast resurrection forever um be a rotten ruin check it out i guess uh jay is unironically trying on girl's makeup on twitter right now what in the hell happened to that guy we need fat garrel here's another one to fix oh um jay likes makeup he likes makeup experiment with uh with you know good old lipsticks and um foundation i guess that's about as far as my makeup knowledge goes rags you're an expert in makeup say more things to do with makeup um blush uh that's one uh mascara that's another one highlights that's another one fake ear brows face what would an eyebrow look like your ear lobe sort of it's like if your ear lobes were fuzzy at the top well the fact that they have their own classification it means it would be something separate from what we already have i'm just trying to picture like this other just collects it protects your ear from like wind and and debris ear brow it sounds kind of gross that yeah okay anyway uh dc fandom is this saturday and tons of stuff will be revealed what are you looking for do the most i'm excited for zack snider's justice league uh batwoman season two batwoman season two batwoman i might have been i might have existed before batwoman but that was never really alive yeah i don't really remember what it was like feels like a lie so i do a big stun move with a tree and apparently all of the urukai are immune to it but the fucking troll isn't what that don't make no sense on barith or you can kill this bomb wielding oh no i targeted the wrong fucking one great didn't even kill him barith or you suck uh watch kono suba it makes fun of fantasy and video games cliches it has two seasons and the dub is great i think we've had that before i recognize kono suba oh my goodness triple critical for nearly 16k damage from barith or somebody's been eating the porridge or spinach that's the one porridge when you eat porridge you get really strong e-fab 100 approaches and you dumbo still haven't watched hardcore henry do you feel any guilt yes nope oh wait no that's the correct answer yes i don't feel any guilt all of the no guilt life no guilt jay fucking jay is gonna finish lord of the rings step up well oh well in fairness first off go ahead i gave him warnings about that i don't even know that he will when he turns up on e-fab 100 we're gonna be giving him some hard questions to to make sure he's definitely done it and if you don't pass oof you know but uh yeah he better all i'm saying but uh yeah go ahead what are you gonna say about lord of the rings i guess i don't know hello hi what you said you were gonna say something oh yeah um so the lord of the rings is like 11 and a half hours hardcore henry is what 90 minutes or so 90 minutes so what you're saying is this way harder to finish hardcore henry than it is to finish lord of the rings yeah um so there is that little discrepancy however um the hardcore henry is definitely not what i would consider basically required viewing for cinema yeah li