Did this Australian influencer in one minute just explain why so many Asian women tend to go for white guys? Man, we're gonna break it down. Yeah, this one was a doozy. Let's run the clip from Fool Ligging Cavs in Australian influencer based out of Sydney, Australia. Why do Asian girls always go for white guys? I don't think I can speak for the whole Asian girl population, but today I will because I can. Generational propaganda with a J. They probably grew up watching movies and Disney and that where the main hot guy was a white guy. It's like their childhood conditioning of that all attractive men are white.  And the number two reason is they don't. Asian girls go for Asian guys, bro. They're probably just not going for you. I'm so sorry, man.  Maybe they'll you have better luck, bro. Can't find the comment, but someone asked, how do I get myself an Asian girl? Asian girls are split into two categories, one being the ABG and second being not. How to know the difference? Trust me, if she's that, she will make that part of her personality. They have a common factor in between them in that both girls have issues. As with many women, these girls will usually favor the bad boy archetype, bad boy, meaning someone who looks like they stab people. Whereas these girls always go for the clean boy, doctor, lawyer, engineer. What these both have in common though, whether their income is illegitimate or legitimate, is they want you to spend on them. In the form of handbag, food and gas so lean, the most important one, as you'll probably be giving them lifts because they do not have their license.  Make sure you like this video. Andrew, she was addressing some hot topics. I mean, we're talking about stuff that people have been talking about for 20 years on the internet, explained in 20 seconds. Yeah, I love this video, man. Real quick, guys, we're going to break down her video and then we're going to break down the comment section, which is spicy by the way. And this being a topic that we've talked about on our channel for years, we've read a lot of posts about it. I've talked about it with a lot of dudes in person, a lot of women in person as well. So we'll try to add our insight, guys. But yeah, please hit that like button, check out other episodes of the hot, hot boys from silly to serious. First off, we got to say, Andrew, she addresses it as wisdom from Australasia. I mean, she does a lot of funny stereotype, archetype breakdowns, right? She did a clean boy, bad boy one that was really good as well. But let's get to our points, Andrew. Generational propaganda with a J. I mean, she was talking about the media conditioning over years of, I guess, what global Western dominance, right? Yeah. And even the media that gets exported from Hollywood out to Asia, what I call it propaganda, I don't know. I don't think this is the top reason, although I definitely think media plays a role. I think personally, it's more that just the Western world standing amongst the globe for the past like two, three, two, 300 years was considered a lot higher. They had all the advancements, not all the advancements. Sorry. A lot of the advancements, they had a lot of the nice things. So are you saying it's not just propaganda? It's actually just quite blatant logistical dominance. A little bit of that, for sure. Yeah, to be honest, we've got to keep it real, right? Moving on, she said, but they don't date white guys. They mostly like Asian men, but just not your type of Asian men. That was her point number two right here. This is kind of a shot at anybody watching this video. No, I thought this last part was great where her call to action was just like, yeah, so maybe you might want to work out and get some tattoos, get a full sleeve.  I don't have tattoos. However, if you get ripped and you get tattoos, you're going to look different and you're going to stand out and you're not going to fall in line with that good confusion boy image. Yeah. I mean, honestly, based off the reps I've seen in my life and, you know, we traveled everywhere in the world, she's not wrong. You can't say that she's wrong. By the way, do I think she oversimplified it for a viral video? But I do not actually disagree with anything she said, even though of course it gets a lot more nuanced. That's in the comments section. We're going to do our comments and takeaways. Andrew, real quick. Do you generally agree with Fuligin Kev's takes on things? Dude, I think she has a funny perspective. You know, I believe she is a LGBT ABG rapper, rapper, comedian Australia. So she's got a lot of charisma. I like her videos. I like her because she kind of sees it from a dude perspective and a female perspective. But anyways, let's get into the comments section. Somebody said, you know, as a white guy frequently traveling around Asia, I'd say the attention you get is a lot more than as a white guy in the West, especially if you travel alone. I've been going to family parties, weddings, you know, by invited by complete strangers, wanted me to date their niece, marry their niece. I can't believe it. Nobody asked me that in Australia. Yeah.  Like Henry Campbell. Yeah. Superman. Yeah. So I think it's very logical. I've also, by the way, this is not only reserved for white guys. I've heard stories, plenty of stories of black guys getting treated in a similar way. You know, because their image- But you do have to kind of give the Kobe vibe, though. Yeah. If you give the Kobe Michael Jordan vibe, you kind of get treated like a celebrity, just like this white guy. I guess that's where media comes into play and that's what she's saying. But at the end of the day, if the guys are tall and good looking, globally, they're going to get treated like that. If you want me to break it down on a more quantitative level, I think Asian girls that like white guys in Western countries might give them a 25% bump.  But if you look like Jim from The Office, and let's just say, for example, that's a six, right, you're going to get bumped to like an eight. Yeah. But I think, you know what hurts at Andrew is, I will say this, I think sometimes Asian guys, even from their own other Asian women, their counterparts might get down-ramped. So if white guys at Anglos, whatever, are getting up-ramped and you're getting down-ramped and you're at the same level six, that's starting to create a huge treatment disparity gap. Yeah. If I had to think about what hurts Asian guys the most, it's feeling like that some Asian women discount Asian men. Right. Just like non-Asian women discount Asian men, right? Yeah. That I think is the worst feeling out of all of this. I don't think it's necessarily feeling that, oh, Asian women also want to date other types of guys because I think Asian guys also want to date other types of Asian, I mean other types of non-Asian women, but Asian guys generally might not discount Asian women. And I think that that's the big thing that makes a difference from Latina women because Latina women are actually known to date out a lot as well, but they do not discount their own men algorithmically. Guys, watch our video. We talked about the Latin and Asian couple that's increasing.  I looked into this guy's profile, Andrew. He is a bearded, tattooed, buff, bad-ass Filipino. He's got a Rolex, nice car. He takes bad-ass photos, you know, wears sunglasses. Think about it though, and I'm gonna keep it real because I am an East Asian-looking guy. But you look like you play a lot of league, Counter-Strike, Overwatch, et cetera. Yeah, I look like a gamer, right? So if you have the gamer face or the good Confucian boy face that you're born with, that you can't really change that much, but if you get ripped and you get a tattoo and you get all these other things, you're just gonna look so different that it's gonna actually open up the market of women to different types of non-Asian women that might like you because you look like a non-typical Asian. I think the truth is that different types of women like different types of guys, Andrew. Even if you got really skinny, there might be girls who are into celebrity gamers, which is an archetype in 2023 that likes that, but then it would depend on your ability to interface with that niche. Right, there's a niche that likes a lot of things, not everything, not everything, but there's like niches for a lot of things, but it depends on your ability to gain access to that niche. David, are you trying to say if I drop weight, I'm gonna look like a celebrity gamer? Yeah, you're gonna look like one of the top league players. I'm in it. Let's do it. This Asian girl said, you know, I date white guys because I've already got one set of Asian parents with Asian expectations. I don't need two. All right, so when I read this comment, I actually laughed because at first I was like, yo, that sounds like a BS excuse. And I thought about it, I was like, it's not as BS as people think because I think Asian parents can be so traditional and so overbearing that a lot of Asian women and Asian guys, if they want to, they'll try to escape it. I know Asian dudes who in their own way escaped it, they married into a Caribbean family, or even a Chinese guy marrying into a Filipino family, which it's a little bit more lighthearted, a little bit more fun, a little bit more salsa. That's almost as different of an Asian as you could get within the Asian world.  So I guess like, everybody does want to escape themselves because if they don't like it, they're gonna do what they can to leave. It is true, different culturals and different motherland heritage have absolutely some patterns of behavior that hold true for people from that country of origin. Somebody said it's literally colorism. Asian women are taught and find pale skin and feminine features attractive in traditional Asian culture. So basically, they either like white guys because they're even whiter than the K-pop stars, but also there's a testosterone thing going on. Yeah, I think when it comes to colorism in Asia, and we talk about this on the channel just to remind you, I think the colorism comes from a different place. Tanner skin generally means, oh, you gotta work in the fields, but pale skin means you have the luxuries and the privilege. It's more on a imperial dynastic bureaucratic scale than like a, I was colonized scale. Yeah, like a lot of the pop stars don't necessarily try to look European. I'm not saying that European features are not valued. I'm just saying that the goal in Asia is not to look like a white person. So that's where I think I disagree with that. But what do you think about the second part of this kind of confusing comment about saying there's a testosterone mismatch because some of the men that are lauded in the East for K-pop or pop music in general do not fit the testosterone threshold desired in the West. And obviously the Asian women that like white guys in the West, like Australia, New Zealand, Canada, the US, which are New World countries are going by the Western testosterone standards. Guys, I would say in 2023 you can't go wrong with staying fit and getting ready. And I think that that's why Taeyang and Jay Park were so valued, you know what I mean? Because they kind of were on both scales. They hit the K-pop scale, they hit the Western scale. That's why Anders and stuff was so valued in the Asian world. My general thing is like, unless you want to date women who are very much in the K-pop, staying super skinny is not going to benefit you as much in America. So you either move to Asia or you just appeal to that market of women who really, really like that look. Yeah, even different types of looks at Asian girls. You know, like if a girl looks more like a volleyball soccer player, Asian girls, she's going to appeal to Western people if she looks more like that super bulb type of jawline. That's more Asia. You know, even Asia got different looks for the same type of woman. Somebody said Asians fundamentally feel inferior to white folks. So when they date one, they finally feel like they made it out of the hole while all the other people are still stuck in the hole. It's no different than anybody who wears all fast, flashy designer. It's an obsession with white people and things that are higher ranked. I think European dudes, compared to most Asian families, are assumed to come from a higher economic status. Or at least the type of white guys that Asian girls typically like. I don't think people understand.  But it's more like they're going for the gym from the office. You know, Henry Campbell, that more look. Yeah, I do. Clean boy. And it's not that like, I think everybody only thinks about money, but I think economic status or like where you fall in the world is just one of the factors that people subconsciously taken up account. Andrew, this is where this next comment went. So like I said, we getting spicy into global dominance. Let's get spicy. This guy was Mexican. And he's like, man, for reals. I've never even seen a Mexican guy and an Asian girl together. And then this black guy said, yeah, they don't like dark skin. So this refers to, and then it led to another comment being like, Asian women only like Anglo-Saxon men or Scandinavian men. They do not even like Spanish or Italian, Iberian Peninsula men. Because Andrew, Anglos and Scandals, that's the part of the world that's been dominant for about 500 years. Yeah. Also, I think that in their circles or in the interest, like maybe more interests of Asian girls aligned more with like, I guess the typical white guy versus like, I guess like Puerto Rican guys, for example. Right, because I've heard that at the Street Ball Court.  Yeah. I mean, I think that it's something that people see around New York City, although I do know plenty of Asian women who grow up in those neighborhoods around those people and they date those people.  You know what I would describe? That's like, doesn't make any sense. You know what I would describe? And this is like a really interesting theory. I just thought of it. Asian girls sort of like the type of guy that was killing it in the 30s, 40s, 50s and 60s. And I'm not talking about mobsters in the 30s, 40s, 50s and 60s. Like, you know what I mean? Like Jimmy Hoffa. I'm talking about more like the good looking, like leave it to beaver type dude. That's like more, you know how like that archetype of guy that Captain America is based off? Like more nowadays in Western society, girls want Wolverine. They don't want Cyclops. But Asian girls, they're still going for the white guy that's like Cyclops. You know what I mean? Like kind of straight laced by the book, clean boy. I see your point. Let us know in the comments down below what you think about that theory. Somebody just said, listen guys, it's not wrong. It just is what it is. But we've run the statistics. Just the majority of all interracial marriages that are not, you know, are pretty much just an Asian girl and a white guy. Yeah, no, I mean, there's facts guys. That's why this is talked about so many, that's why you can find so many posts about this on the internet. Because there are some facts to back it up. Somebody said, yo man, the five, six comment was hilarious. Nobody wants guys that are five, six. And this guy was like, yeah, well, you're like seven feet wide. So why are you dissing on short guys?   These are both traits that society does not find ideal to have a preference for in terms of idealizing on a, on a mantle. But it's about being healthy and having a good heart. Somebody came back through and said, what kind of blue pill is thinking is this? And then somebody said, listen guys, it's about being happy in life. There are happy mouses in sad tigers, even though a mouse is much lower than the apex predator tiger scale on the food chain. They are right in that happiness is about filling your bucket. Now some people, they have high expectations in a larger bucket. But if you shrink it a little bit, you can be happier, easier. So I think that it is a lot of a mental thing. But I think regardless, you don't, you can't, you can't look past the facts of what you see. You know? Right. No, the stats are the stats for sure. Yeah. You know, somebody said, you know, I think that WMIF was the greatest motivation for Asian men to get high income metrics in their careers because it really put us all on a chip on a shoulder. So if we think about it and flipping a negative into a positive, it really gave us a lot of motivation. That's a guy trying to see the silver lining. Also, I don't even know if this commenter is Asian. But yeah, I mean, I think that what it is, is that it was a white guy who did the Asian girl channel. Dude, any guy who anything that can help build a chip on your shoulder can help drive you. But I don't think that's ever the full chip.  Charge stuff. Oh, I see Asian girl with a white guy. I'm going to study more. Oh, I'm going to make $100,000 more. This year, because I saw Asian girl with a white guy. Wow. It's like, come on, man. That's how it works. Anyway, moving on to the takeaways, Andrew, I'm sure we could talk about this for maybe 1,000 hours because there's at least like 100,000 hours of discussions of this on the internet. If I was a non-Asian guy that cared about Asian guys as my homies, but like I was just giving them outside advice, I might give them the same advice that Fuligin Kev's gave. Because as an Asian guy, I know that the mechanics of becoming a tatted, buff, badass Asian guy are a lot harder because some of our parents, they hate that because it reminds of Yakuza or Triads or et cetera, underworld things. But it would work, right? What Fuligin Kev's, what I'm saying is, Andrew, would you agree mechanically it's not wrong? No, no, it works, man. Like, and that's just the simple fact that is that your parents might not like it, but it'll get you more attention. It'll have you seen differently. I mean, even though if like, what if you're like, oh, but I come from a very Confucian family and my society and like the way that I was raised. Like we have been scholars for 79 generations in China. Yeah, well, you know what, the world is different now and it's time to be a little, appear less scholarly. You know what, I think that there's some abilities, even Confucius Kongzhi himself, Andrew, would like understand the suspending some Kongzhi in this, in certain situations for success reasons.   You're still that nice guy, but you just look more interesting. Yeah, yeah. And you know what it is too, man? That's a good point, Andrew. Kongzhi was Chinese, right? Confucius was, but so was Tao Tao, who was just like a general, who just got things done. I think a lot of people forget that, honestly, and this is a whole philosophical thing. Um, yeah, long story short, man. Let us know what you think in the comments section below. We could talk about this, make a thousand. There's a whole channel's run off this topic, man. Let us know, keep it civil in the comments section below. Let us know what you think of Fuligin Kev's analysis. And until next time, we, the fun brothers, make sure you like this video. We out, peace.


Should have done it sooner, should have done it eight years ago when I started my channel, but I didn't. I was a fool, I was naive, I was a child! I didn't know what I was doing, but finally my channel has remained unorganized for far too long, but now after having some wonderful, wonderful help, there is finally a ton of playlists on the channel. There are so many series that I just never made into playlists. Uncharted, Deadpool, Undertale, The Last of Us, so many wonderful series that just never got put into playlists, and so a lot of people just haven't seen them.  And you can see all the playlists on the channel. I also have some of like the featured ones on the main part of my channel like The Last of Us Part 2. I've got the old CrankGameplays playlist, which is a bunch of my old videos from my old channel. I've got Animal Crossing, Vlogs, stuff like that. So go check out all the new playlists if you want to just binge a bunch of stuff. Those are there now, and I'm definitely going to be keeping up with it in the future.   That's not what this video is about! It is about my most popular. I haven't sorted through this in quite some time, but I wanted to go through and look at some of my most popular videos from over the years. Some are more recent, and some are videos from way, way, way, long, long time ago. Let's check it out, shall we? All right, numero uno. We've got a wonderful animation video by Gritty Sugar. My friend Steph made this, when was this? Back in 2017, damn. So over three years ago at this point. But made a Mr. Masaji animation, which Mr. Masaji was such a good series. I love the breaking neck. It's back when I had my blue hair. One of my favorite things about the animations that I've gone on on the channel is like the animators. And I would love to have some more animations put up at some point. But the animators like sort of craft a narrative with different parts of either the video itself or a bunch of different videos. It's really, really cool. There's some just incredible frames in this animation. It's so good, so good. Every girl from California be given avocados this look. What we got for number two, Mike? Wisdom tooth removal. This will probably be my most viewed video pretty soon, because it's at 1.5 and it's going up rapidly. This is when I got my wisdom teeth removed. Hold on, let me just show you. Right after I got my teeth pulled. Hold on. So this was last year. An hour later. Guess who just got their teeth taken out? And it's now. I want a lot of medication. How do you feel? Just looking at the camera. I don't remember any of this. And I'm so glad that I documented it. No drips? No drips? I just look like a f***ing five-year-old. Ethan literally turns into a five-year-old when he's on drugs and it's dope.  You've changed. Yeah, because I thought I changed and I couldn't handle it. Hold on. Here it is. It's just something that you want to keep. You're changing. Keep. No. My good friend. I was just so... Look how dilated my pupils are. Dilated? Is dilated when they get bigger or smaller? Hold on. Constricts. Meiosis. Anyway, doesn't matter. My pupils are really small. Probably because it's bright out, but I was a f***ing loopy boy. We've got a bunch of classics here. I'm not going to go through every single one of these because, you know, I don't want to. This video was filmed when August 11th is when this video was posted. And something about this video is this video sort of... Because this was the first time that Mark and I had filmed together in a while, especially in person. And this was sort of the... The... It wasn't like the catalyst for Eunice Honest, but it definitely, I think, reignited our passion of recording together because we do have really good on-screen chemistry, obviously, like Eunice Honest. But yeah, this was one of the things that was like, oh, maybe we should record more videos together. And then we made a channel together. Whoops. The first time I ever went on Reddit, 5050, 923,000 views. No! What is up, my cranky? Back in the day. Back in my dad's basement. Baby, back in the green screen. Times. I remember that shirt. It was too big for me. Wow. Look at me. Acne everywhere. My skin really has gotten better. Good stuff. Classic crank gameplays. Classic stuff. And he edited this twice torture. That was back when I edited my own stuff. Now I have an editing slave named Justin and boy, oh boy, I let him have a little tiny bit of water every day and a little tiny. I feed him dog food, actually, but I only give him one little pebble just because it's just responsible money-wise because that's all he needs for nutrition every day. So that's all I give him. Why give him more when I could just give him the bare minimum and still get maximum productivity? Answer me. No reason.  It's got to stay high. Justin loves editing for me. Doesn't he? Doesn't he? Right. These TikTok videos did pretty, pretty good. That one and that one. That one was pretty recent, actually. Maybe I'll film another TikTok thing. Tweet me some good old tech fashion TikToks. Googling myself. I wonder what Google. I should Google myself again. Hold on. Because now when it's honest, because that was over a year ago. Oh, and a classic. I want this to be my most viewed video on YouTube. I want peen to be my most viewed video. If you don't know about peen, you need to check it out. I think it's my channel trailer. I want it to be my most viewed video. But God damn, one day I didn't know what to do. Most of you know about peen. But damn, dude.  And it's one of my favorite things that I've ever made. It's wonderful. Ready? Watch this. Editing. Wow. The editing on this is so good, you know? It's incredible. It's something that few could recreate. Actually, I think that only I could recreate this, which is the beauty of it. This doesn't have enough views. I agree. It should not only be the most viewed video on my channel, but the most viewed video on YouTube. Oh, yes. We have the Christmas cover. We'll take a peep at this real quick. This was the first time that I ever sang on YouTube. And it did really, really well. Me and my brother Andrew, he was in town just visiting. It was December 1st that we filmed it because I edited it that night. I was super nervous just because I never really sang before. And it's cool. We both clapped at the same time to sync up the thing. But yeah, this was exciting. I want to do more covers and stuff. I do want to get better at singing though. I'd love to go to a vocal coach at some point, but obviously right now I can't do that. Fun times. Fun time. There's a couple things about this, which a bunch of people are like, Ethan, you're an amazing singer. I don't think that I'm that good of a singer. I think that one, I had been singing a lot back then. So my voice was a lot better. But two, this song is just incredibly in my range. And so, and I guess that's an important thing to do if you're singing too.   And I appreciate that. It's very flattering. But I think that the song is just very much in my range. And I had been practicing a lot back then. There's a bunch of random videos that did really, really, really well. Like this one, I think this was one of the first times that I made a video with Sean. So I think that's why that did well. But like this, the first ever time I did a try not to laugh, I guess that would get a lot of views here. But like this, this random video, I don't even really know what this is. I do still do that. I do, I don't have original content. This was like a weird dating simulator. I think it's just horny people wanting to watch this. I wonder when the last comment was posted on this. Who watches this shit?  Pin it.  I remember my friend Tristan. 2016. This is a great one. I love Tristan's style too. It's really good. Oh, Gerbiegley. I love all the little cameos in this, especially me as the ghost. Where is Brian as the ghost? Oh, here he is. Right in the ground. Here he be. There he is. We got the five year compilation, a wonderful one, a fun day in the sand. A classic. A classic really. Digging myself. Digging myself. A grave. Tough ahead. You can just dig a grave and climb in instead. No, don't go back to your comfortable bed. You'll dig a grave with me. You'll dig a grave with me. Begazzles. Classic. We've got the reading your comments in the eggnog. Wow. I thought it was going to be. Wow, what a time. This is so gross. This is so gross. This is so gross. So gross. The eggnog was disgusting. I need to start working out again. I had really good abs back then. I look f***ing ripped. I need to get back to this. Here we go, guys. The first ASMR cooking. I want to do another ASMR cooking. I just don't really know what I would do. I'm not really entirely sure. Aw. This is back when I was looking after Daisy for a bit. This was one of my favorite videos that I've ever filmed. It was so much fun. In this video, I think holds up really well. It's a really funny video. And the editing, I think, is really good, too. I edited this one, and I thought it was really, really good. What else we got here? We got hot sauce roulette. When was this made? This is exactly a year ago. Back when my hand was all broke. This must have been a couple of days. It was so awkward. I just didn't know how to do things. This is back when Brian had black hair. He's got bleach blonde hair now. We went to this shop. I still have that thing right over there. There was this hot sauce shop here in LA. It's by the Grove. I don't know why we went over to the Grove.  But anyway, there was this hot sauce shop there. It was entirely just a hot sauce shop.  It was great.  And so after the video, I just had to throw them all away. So it was kind of a waste, and I kind of felt bad. But it's like they're so hot that I would never use them. Some of them were just really, really good, though. But yeah, this video is kind of gross. Yep. Oh, baby. We got the Eunice Honest announcement video.  What we've made will only end in death. In the description, you'll find a link to a channel, a channel that Mark and I have made together, a channel that just like you and I has a lifespan. Yeah! Ubisabis, baby! My hair looks good in that. Oh, man. Barbie's Dreamhouse party. I should play this again. This... This is peak of my YouTuber yelling phase when I was just, everything was like this. This is how I make content. It's a good video, though. It's a fun... He's a funny one. He's a funny one. I like it. I like it. Oh, damn. This is weird. This is me building IKEA furniture. This is my first... Oh, this is so weird. This is my first apartment that I ever had by myself. I lived in a house. This was in 2017. So it was almost a year after I moved to LA, almost-ish. Actually, no. This is like six or seven months after I moved to LA. But this is my first apartment that I ever had. And so I just made a stream where I was building IKEA furniture and it was just for like four or five hours. But that's weird seeing my first... My first apartment. Oh, I didn't even... That's so weird. It's so weird to look at. I don't even remember the apartment looking like this. It's odd. That part of my life is like kind of blacked out in my brain. Okay, wait. So here's one that I really wanted to watch because I was talking about this before. My skin has cleared up so much. My skin is still kind of bad. But this video really shows how accurate or how much progress my skin is made. Vlogging? Watch after I take this house.  Weird seeing my old apartment.  I love that little apartment. It was great. See, look how much better my face is now. I... My ackee was... My ackee? My acne was so, so bad. I think this is near the start of when I started Accutane too. So not only was my skin still really bad, but it was also drying out a ton because that's what Accutane does. But damn, my face really has come a long way. It's... It's really nice to look back on that stuff and just be like, oh, yeah. My things have come a long way. It's nice. I miss... I miss everybody and this. I miss being able to go out with my friends. Oh, damn, boy. I did a YouTuber house tour. Forgot about this. MTV, what's up? Welcome to my crib. It's so weird. Me and my good pal Andrew, we were at my friend Bree's graduation and we were just like kind of waiting around just for things to start. And then we went and filmed this for some reason.  Great stuff. My new house.  Good thumbnail too. Good thumbnail. April goofs. God damn, April goofs is a good video. When was this? 2018? Two years ago. For April Fool's Day, I wanted to do a video every hour, but I just didn't... It wasn't... It didn't pan out the way that I wanted. I got way too into it and I tried to make every video way too... good, but I wanted to do a video every... every hour. I don't even know what this was. What is this? I don't know what this is.  I don't even remember what that was supposed to be. This was when the wowie shirts first came out, guys. The wowie shirts. A lot of people have been asking me to re-release the wowie shirts. Would you want that? Huh? Maybe. Andrew Andrew. Maybe. Andrew. This is out of focus for some reason. Andrew. I don't know why, but this is the first time that I ever released like major merch. Why are you wearing something like that? What is this? What would people even say when they see you're wearing a shirt like that?  What do people say they like? To be respected by your peers. Oh. Ethan. What's Ethan? Ethan. Ethan bad Ethan. It's a good show. Bad Ethan bad. It's a wonderful show. Ethan bad. This is good stuff. To get this a limited edition wowie shirt. What was I making? I had the out of time. This was when, this was kind of fun to make. This was when I did the posters. I did a little sketch kind of thing. Everyone was like rank gameplays. Wow. Oh spooky. Oh spooky. And I heard me coming over the thing. Wow. The lighting looks cool though. The lighting looks really cool. This holds up kind of well. It's kind of fun. It's kind of fun. Look at that. Look at that. Not too bad. I did the blacked out eyes thing. That's kind of fun. Kind of fun. Try it kids. Assign. And then it goes to this. That's the fucking. The tone really shifts. Reading your comments IRL. This was the first time after moving to LA that I ever did any kind of meet up. Actually this might have been the first time a ton of people showed up. It was so cool. It was so cool. I got everybody kicked out of the mall in Maine because too many people showed up. I thought like 15 people was going to show up. I felt so bad because everybody it was so cold and stuff and everybody stood around so we could take pictures and I could sign stuff just because I was completely unprepared because so many people showed up. It was so so cool. This was back in 2016 in December. It was awesome. So so cool. I felt so bad though also because so many people showed up to the mall and then couldn't go to the second location just because it got really crazy. Really really crazy. Anyways guys I think that I'll end it here for now going down memory lane a little bit checking out some of my most popular videos from around the years that have passed and gone by and have gone around and they've done it and they are there now. That's right. If I didn't look at any of these and you want to look at some of these you can just go to my page and then sort of most popular. They're all there. Wow wow wow wow. I'm going to end this here. Thank you guys so much for watching. Hope you enjoyed it. If you did make sure to slap that like button right in the face and also remember go and check out the playlist because there's a ton of playlist now. So thank you guys so much for watching. I'll see you later. I love you.


We look at beauty and we think it's rare. It's not. It's commonplace. The dua, when you look into a mirror of like, ya Allah, the same way that you've beautified my outer, beautified my inner. And if you're insulting Allah's Pound or Da'ala's creation, where are you insulting? Also, a lot of our beauty standards in our own community are based on white supremist ideals. I get into this argument so much with Egyptian women. They're like, curly hair is ugly. I'm like, we're North African. Most of us have curly hair.  And they're like, what's your problem? I'm like, I have a problem. When our colonizer says, I am beautiful and you are not and you say yes. Every woman's beautiful. White, black and every shade in between. Again, who are you insulting?


Hi everyone, Joe for Jaspy's Case of Breaks.com. We did it. We knocked out 2020-2021 Panini Donneress Optic Basketball, six box half case picker team number 14. The second half of the case that we popped open, not too long ago. Now let me update the schedule a little bit. We did the filler plus optic PYT number 14. That should take us to about the top of the hour, maybe a little bit after the top of the hour. So we got a little time to do another break if you want to, Jaspy's Case Breaks.com. All right, there's the final printout. Thanks everybody for getting in. Now, if there's a little rooftop next to your name, that means you won that in that team random that we did not too long ago, where we pulled the remaining teams out of this break and then turned it into a random team break. So it's a little bit of a hybrid. Oh, and Gary got last spot mojo with the Jazz in this pick your team random team hybrid sort of break. Now remember, we marked all those boxes 14 so we know it's from the same case. And let's see what we got. Good luck, everybody. NBA training camp, pre-season is about to start. I think maybe in a couple of weeks or so, which is exciting. We're getting to some basketball. We'll start to see the, I think we'll start to see new basketball products for the upcoming, for the current draft class. I guess this now becomes last year's draft class. We're gonna start to see that. That should be pretty exciting. I guess the big news, I don't know if there's any other big news going on right now, but Ben Sinens, digging in his heels saying he's not gonna play for the Sixers ever again. He wants to trade, he wants out. Now the Sixers, I think, kind of explored trade options over the summer, but ultimately they were, I think most teams were saying they were asking way too much. Now, I don't know what happens now. Is it too late to trade Ben Sinens? You know, but has Ben Sinens just tanked his price now? Sixers just have to get rid of him at a cheap price. Everyone's like, everyone's teams are pretty much set. Free agents are signed salary caps and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And per the collective bargaining agreement, I think guys that were traded over the summer can't be traded again until like October or November or something like that. So it's not like people can make trades right now unless it's just for future picks and non-traded players. It could be, I don't know. I don't know what they're gonna do. Olms is not impressed with Ben Sinens. All the talent world hasn't developed a shot. Well, I think the Sixers were hoping that he would develop, oh, nice Lamello to start things off, base. I think the Sixers were hoping that he would work on that over the summer with Joe LMB, kind of work together, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, but now they're stuck. I don't know what they do. There's Lamello for Sean Maddock in the Hornets, got the Hornets straight up. I don't know what they do. There's Lucanard Orange to 199 for the Clippers, former piston, there he is. There's Ben Simmons right there. I don't know what happens to him. What's gonna happen to Ben Simmons? Let me hear your thoughts. There's Malcolm Brogdon, Lion Green for the Pacers to 149. That'll be for Arthur. Lucanard Clippers, that'll go to David. All cards ship in this, King of Potatoes. So all the Zion's, all the second year Zion's will go to you and this Jared Culver will go to Emery who got randomized the Timberwolves in this. Maybe we'll find his teammate in here somewhere. Alvar does bring up a good point. We kind of said that about Shaq, right? All the talent in the world, but Shaq's a little different because we knew what position he was playing in an era where there was this, if you have a seven foot big man, you're playing that kind of basketball. But I mean, I guess that's how much basketball has changed. There's seven out of 99, Duncan Robinson. Shaq never had to develop a shot. He dominated in the paint. There's Alfred Payton, 14 out of 59. But nowadays, I mean, everyone has a shot now, right? But yeah, I mean, Simmons is not, let's not, Alvar's sick and with it. You can, it sounds weird, but you can. Ben Simmons is not Shaq, Oliver. Hollywood says sit Ben out and make his value go down when as a free agent. Well, here's the problem, Hollywood. He signed for like four or five years. So he's already getting paid. I guess if he doesn't play, he won't get paid, but it's not gonna help his, I don't think free agency really matters here. It's about leverage. What can the Sixers do? Can they actually get any value back from it this day to the season? Do you just find it for the rest of the year and then try to move them later on? I don't know. I can see that the narrative is a little similar there. You know, disagreeing, you know, it doesn't play well with another star on the team. Trying to force his way out of town, but, but you know, I mean, I think, I think he was more of a, Shaq was more of an established star and a scoring threat at that point. Ben Simmons is not, it's not really in the same, I mean, he's not really in the position to be trying to force his way out. Sits out at basketball, then he's done in basketball, but how does that help the Sixers though? Cause now the Sixers, as an ownership, you have to try to get something back for Ben Simmons. That's the tricky part. There's Kenyal Martin Jr. to 149, Lion Green, and Shang has the Knicks gets the rookies Ovi Toppin. It's Kyrie, 11 out of 99. Oh yeah, and the green Kenyal Martin Jr. goes to Oliver and the Rockets. It's Keldon Johnson, 23 out of 39, and Adonte DeVincenzo for the Milwaukee Bucks. Sean Mattick got randomized the Bucks in that team random. Yeah, if you're just talking strictly about the situation, I, like I said, I can see the narrative, but as players, no, I don't see that Oliver, sorry. I'll have to respectfully disagree. I don't think anyone's confusing Ben Simmons's first handful of years with that of Shaquille O'Neal. Out of 199, Paul Millsap, Denver Nuggets, Derek, the Anthony Edwards rated rookie base, going to Emery, got randomized to T-Wolves. Well, I wonder what is P.J. Tucker to 79? I wonder what is that? I mean, if you argue that he just need that Simmons needs a change of scenery, P.J. Tucker for the Rockets, that's for you, Oliver. If he needs a change of scenery, then where is that change of scenery? What team wants to take a player like Ben Simmons? I mean, I don't know, I'm looking at Shaq Stat right now. In his third year when he was 22, he was a league leader in average points per game, 29.3 points per game, in his third year with Orlando, I mean, Ben Simmons is not, even in the new NBA, Ben Simmons is not doing the equivalent of that, I think. I mean, Shaq, even in those Orlando years, it didn't work out with Penny, but I think people can tell that he was a pretty special player. Ben Simmons, I don't know if he's shown that yet. And in the modern NBA where you do have to shoot, or in the current NBA where you do have to shoot, and be a competent shooter, he's got to work on that one way or the other. Emery thinks he's going to end up here in Minnesota, there in Minnesota that he constantly talk about in the ring, but who does Minnesota give up to get Ben Simmons? You almost have to cater to Ben Simmons's playing style a little too much, unless he works on that shot, but I don't know if he's worked on that shot. Like Lonzo has worked on his shot. Lonzo's shot looks very different from what it looked like in his first year. Has Ben Simmons put in that work? I don't know. Maybe he has, I have no idea, but I feel like we will have heard about it. There's Donovan Mitchell to 99 for the Jazz, Gary. Emmanuel Quickly for the Knicks, Shane. 70 out of 99, Donovan Mitchell. Yeah, I mean, I think that's the frustrating thing with Ben Simmons, I can see where that talent is, but it just hasn't unlocked yet. There is Trez, Lakers edition for Sean Mattick. Who's unlocking, who is the Phil Jackson to unlock Ben Simmons? There's Jared Culver, 002 to 149. I mean, that's a small list if you're talking about, you know, the Hall of Fame coach. Jared Culver for Emory in Minnesota, and Isaac Acoro Hollow. Yeah, Joe Singh, Gordon Hayward, Dominator's autograph for Charlotte, Sean Mattick. Maybe we'll find his team here. Yeah, if it's wizards or blazers, yeah, neither, I feel like, I mean, so that's what I'm asking. Like what team, let's not think about, let's not think about maybe, I guess we do have to think about trades, but it's 14 out of 49. What team, what team fits? Hollow Desmond Bain for Memphis, that's gonna be for, was there Xavier Tillman back there too? That's for Travis in Memphis. Yeah, I think Joe makes a good point. I feel like at this point, the Sixers maybe would have to think about eating salary to make Simmons go away. Yeah, I mean, I guess you can keep finding Simmons, but it just doesn't, does Philadelphia no good just to have that distraction on that team at least longer than a season or half a season. So, Giannis Hollow, I don't know how much that is in the secondary market, but he's a champion now. Right, Nick Nurse Raptors could be the right coach, but do they have the assets to move? It's a very short list on where Ben Simmons could actually succeed. Mitchell Robinson to 99, 79. Pink Velocity for the Knicks, that's gonna be for Shang and Keldon Johnson for the Spurs, Capola. All right, halfway through this half case break, maybe Miami, maybe Miami actually, that's not bad. Spolster could probably figure it out. Pat Riley and Spolster could probably figure it out. But I don't know, I feel like they don't wanna, I feel like they feel like they have a good team, right? Do they wanna mess with that team? Maybe they do need a Ben Simmons type? Who's scoring on that team? Duncan Robinson? Yeah, I mean, Jimmy Butler's another player that is great, but a playmaker, but maybe not a shooter that they need. Right, yeah, you can't trade Siakam, like Olms was kind of suggesting maybe Siakam, but I don't know, yeah, who scores? Lowery's gone. Yeah, Ben Simmons is not yet that kind of scorer. Yeah, Fred Van Vleet, maybe? See, it's kinda hard here, I'm gonna bring up the NBA list of teams or standings. So here's the standings from last year, that's just an overview on the teams, right? Well, Sixers, no, Nets, I'm just gonna go down the list of the Eastern Conference standings, each of the Conference standings. Nets, no, right? Could the, I mean, that could be interesting. Kyrie can shoot, Katie can shoot. What if the Brooklyn Nets grabbed them? I don't know what they could give, but Bucks, no. Nicks, New York Nicks? They've got a bunch of youngsters on that team. Maybe they can move a person or two. Yeah, Nicks could be interesting. They might have to move a player or two and if Philadelphia eats a little money. Atlanta, no, I don't think Atlanta wants them. Miami Heat, no, Celtics? I mean, Celtics are kinda starting from, right? Bradley Stevens is in the front office now, they're trying to kind of reconfigure that team. They're trying to figure things out. Pacers, maybe? Short Charlotte Hornets? Can you imagine Lamello distributing to Ben Simmons? Lamello would have like 15-20 assists a game. So Ben Simmons slashing to the basket. Tyrese Maxey and Brandon Clark Orange to $1.99. Tyrese Maxey for the Sixers, Sheriff, the Sixers. Bulls, I don't know, Bulls, Toronto, Cleveland, don't know, Magic, Cleveland, maybe? Magic, no, Pistons, no. Yeah, Joe's saying, Joe Christian's saying he's gotta be a team that doesn't need shooting. What teams don't need shooting? It's Keldon Johnson to $1.49. Ooh, and a redemption. Nikola Jokic, $99. Arthur Sears, maybe thinking John Wall to that. Do the Sixers want John Wall, though? Are they a John Wall away from a title? Maybe, but I feel like there's a lot of, yeah, there's a lot of mileage on that, on John Wall, a lot of money, too, right now. Yeah, I mean, I passed by Orlando pretty quick, Joe. Brody's asking, what would be better to get in this numbered rookie cards or hollow? I think, I feel like, well, both, but I feel like people really do like the hollow in the long run. Right, where's my playing card here? All right, we got a rated rookie signatures. I, Immanuel, M, Immanuel, quickly. New York Knicks with that one. Shang, with the Knicks, got the Knicks straight up. A little bit of top loader dust in there, but there you go. That will be for Shang. Picked up the New York Knicks straight up. Two boxes to go. Okay, Western Conference, who needs Ben Simmons? Jazz? Probably not. Nuggets? No. Clippers? No. Mavs? No. Maybe? Maybe? Trailblazers, no Lakers, no Grizzlies, no Warriors? Spurs? How like Kings? No. Kings, yeah, Warriors maybe. Kings, yeah, Oliver's a Kings guy. No easy answer for Ben if he came to the Kings. Bagley, heel, 23, first rounder. Kings win, yeah, that could be interesting. Okay, C, Houston. Arthur's convinced that the Sixers will trade for Wall, buy them out. Yeah, I mean, if they're pushed to, I mean, I don't know if they'd want to do that, Arthur, but I mean, at this stage of the season, maybe that's the quickest option to just pull the ripcord on Ben Simmons and just get out, you know? You don't like the Superteam garbage, Olm? No sport in the world does that. Real Madrid is calling, you Olms. Barcelona is calling, Manchester City is calling you. A lot of soccer clubs calling, Dodgers are calling you. Yeah, I think Warriors would be really interesting. He doesn't have to, he doesn't, I mean, if Clay Thompson and Steph Curry are healthy, Ben doesn't need to shoot. He can just slash to the basket, move around, you know? Just let the other guys shoot and he can just be a playmaker, just a big size mismatch. But what do the, what, who does, who do the Warriors give up?  No, you can't trade Weissman for Ben Simmons, or do you? There's Tyrese Maxi, autograph, nice, rated rookie auto. If Ben Simmons is gone, I'd be more minutes for Tyrese Maxi. Jair Jong with the Sixers. That's true, then Dodgers did trade for those guys. Yeah, I mean, maybe, yeah, maybe Arthur, you're right. There's gotta be a rip the band-aid option. I don't know, Tyrese Halliburton and Ben Simmons, that could be an interesting pairing. We'll have to see, I'm very curious because I feel like it was kind of quiet all summer long. You know, there was like, will they, won't they trade him? They're asking too much, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then all of a sudden, boom, Ben Simmons digging in his heels, he wants out. There's Miles Bridges, 99. Now it's trickier, he kind of puts the, and I'm pretty pro player, you know what I mean? I'm always on the player, I'm rarely on the ownership side of things, but that being said, you know, I do kind of feel bad for the Sixers ownership in front office, he's kind of put them in a weird position. There's Aaron Naismith, I'm not sure what the Celtics are doing, but here's a hollow Aaron Naismith, he might see some playing time. There's Lemon Pepper Williams, Lemon Pepper Lou, 84 out of 199. David with the clip show. Joe Locus, what's going on? Just rewatched certified break, had Niners and Jets, got nothing except the case hit. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, that's not too shabby, right? Congrats. There's LeBron, there's James Weissman. Yeah, I guess OKC does have a million draft picks. Do they want to start that, are they rebuilding around, let's look at their depth chart here, are they really gonna start building around Ben Simmons? They wouldn't give up Gilgit's Alex SGA though, I feel like people love SGA out there. That's up to you. Olms, is anything close to breaking or is this the last break in that? You tell me. You tell me Olms, if you buy spots and something fills, it doesn't have to be the last break of the night, that's all up to you. I guess you can move door, right? SGA's gotta go for Ben, you don't think draft picks alone will do it? Sixers, bad leverage spot for the Sixers. OKC doesn't have to do it. You know, they can just be like, whatever, just take a few, yeah, metal ball, pretty big name. If he has a strong start to a second year coming up and went about a month, I guess, game one starts for basketball, if he has a hot start, first half of the season, the price of those Lamellos will believe it or not go up. Right, four years of, if I'm OKC, and Philly goes, hey, SGA, door, two number ones, I'd be like, nope. You're taking one of those players and two number ones. I mean, OKC has all the leverage. Ben Simmons is forcing his way out of Philadelphia, so Philadelphia has lost leverage at this point. You know, all we're saying, OKC can't attract free agents, so this is how they get a star. Is Ben Simmons a star though? Is he putting butts in seats in OKC? Does he fit in OKC? Machado might have had another home run, third of the night, just missed it. Geez, Giants of Padres still tied at five, ladies and gentlemen. Dodgers won tonight. They're a half game back to the Giants. If the Giants lose tonight, we'd all tie it up, I think. At the top of the NL West. All right, back to the basketball. Last break, or last box of this basketball break. Here's Westbrook on the Lakers now. I wanna see how that works out. But he's back in LA, happy about that as a Lakers fan. Michael Porter Jr. to 149, Lyme Green for Denver. It's gonna be for Derrick. You got a Hollow Grant Riller. Another Anthony Edwards and a John Collins Black Velocity, 16 out of 39. Douglas Warden with the ATL. And we've got a rocket, 73 out of 99. There you go. It's one of the guys that Oliver Soria was looking for, Jay Sean Tate, who showed some glimpses, not consistently, but shown some glimpses of what he could possibly do. Him and Canyon Martin. There you go. Here's Autograph, rookie auto. And there's a base rated rookie, Anthony Edwards, for Emory and the T-Wolves. I like his game, Anthony Edwards is exciting. We got the rookies, Anthony Edwards, T-Wolves. We're with the rookies insert. Also for Emory, we've got an Isaiah Stewart Blue, one out of 59. Nice little color match there for Detroit Capola. Yeah, Houston that does have a good young squad. Jaylen Green. I don't know who that second guy is, Sen Gunn, Sengin. Christian Wood though, I really like Christian Wood. Ooh, and a hollow James Weissman. Emory with the Golden State Warriors, strong. Nice. And the last little bit here, we got Mo Bamba, Orlando to 199. And Kevin Durant, elite dominators. And the Mo Bamba will go to Orlando. That's gonna be for Travis. All right, hollow James Weissman, some Anthony Edwards, Jayson Tate, Iris Maxi, and Emmanuel Quickley Redemption. Hayward Edwards, Devin Chenzo, Jared Culver, and a base rated rookie, Lamello Ball. Not a bad break at all, pretty strong stuff. Keep your eye out for more Donneress Optic Basketball on jaspyscasebreaks.com. I'm Joe, I'll see you next time for the next break. Bye-bye.


Our story is really beautiful. It's got some beautiful architecture. It's the oldest settlement west of the Mississippi. It's a town on the edge of the continent, right where the Columbia River meets the Pacific Ocean. We have an incredible climate. We have an incredible culture. And so usually when people come here, they fall in love. They want to move. This building matters. This ballroom was built for dance. You can feel it. I mean, when we have classes in here, there is nothing better. The way that the light comes into the windows, people get elevated from that. We saw a handful of different potential investors coming from out of the area looking to buy the building and transform it into their vision. Most of those visions didn't typically include keeping the current tenants in place, including the nonprofit Dance Studio. We were having just kind of like a really hard talk about what the future of the organization was going to be if the building sold. And she looked at me and she said, you know what? What if we just buy it?  I was driving a 99 Honda Civic. I work two jobs, you know? But I trusted her and I still do. And so I said, okay. It was completely a community effort and something we would not have been able to do if we didn't have support of this entire town, basically. When we took over the ownership of the building, every space was occupied by a female-fronted business or organization. When we found out that we were going to get paint donated from Benjamin Moore, it was more than the icing on the cake. He was in Benjamin Moore, ORA, to do this exterior. It means a lot to me. I like these old buildings here in Astoria, especially this one. This is one of one of my favorite buildings in Astoria. It's got a lot of details and I think putting this paint on is going to make it last a real long time and look good. Paint is what people I think have been most interested in and enthusiastic about. It's amazing. Andrea and Jessamyn are like my favorite warriors in the world. So, you know, a grant like this in times like these has been really just a place for us all to hang on that something good is still happening. To be seen, it's really moving and I think it's really important and so just thank you.


I grew up on a farm, and my profession is nursing. I retired, but that's not something you can do on a farm. So I ended up living in the city for years, but I always wanted to live on the farm, because I like to open space. I like to have animals. And so we discussed getting a farm for our retirement years. We sat down and said, OK, we won't live in Arkansas. So we located all of the sites where we could work. We located my parents' house. We drew a circle that was a one-hour drive around my parents' house, and that's where we looked for property. We didn't know where we could find help. So Ken did a lot of research on the internet, and then he went to the university, the small farms division, and he said, help me. And they did, and they've been a really good resource. But I know we've been doing sweet potatoes mainly. My grandfather was a sweet potato farmer, so I like digging in the dirt and doing that. But our main thing was sweet potatoes. We were going to be doing sweet potatoes and eggs. And when we were livestock, we were going to be selling goats. We sell eggs. And we're going to be doing the sweet potatoes. And now she wants to do tomatoes and be like the other farmers. The number one thing is being one-foot in nature like us. Not to come in and move in like you're doing with the rainforest and you running everything away. We're up in the back to keep things together. So we decided to do an animal habitat out there in the 40 acres. It's like a city. We got food plots. Just like you would do row cropping for farming. We do that for the animals and to bring the animals in. And we dig water holes for them so they can have water holes. We build houses for the animals so they can stay rather than be scattered and run off. So even though we're taking up space, but we still do things to keep them here. We provide food to neighbor to neighbor to Salvation Army, to a food bank in Humphreys. The women's shelter. And the women's shelter along, those are the organizations along with over 200 families that we service every month with food and we, in order to do that, we say we might as well do it ourselves and that's what we did. So we have our own independent gleaning program and then we do get some things from other people but that's what we do. The garden from the university, the community garden as well as we got one in town. It's a community effort. And then we got one with the United Methodist Church and one out there, Edna's, Morgan's Farm. And we go to food and donate it.


Today, I share 100 Yoru tips that will help you instantly improve. And tip 73 is a Radiance level Yoru Outplay. When you're struggling to throw a unique flash with Yoru, always just look up and find the nearest building that you can throw your flash off of. If you're in a pinch and can't find a unique flash to throw, just bounce it off the wall in front of you for a nice pop flash.   You can also use Yoru flash to throw it away from your current location to make it seem like you're playing somewhere that you're not. This one's a bit more advanced, but you can also throw a one-way flash by ground-flashing around corners. One-way flashing is really effective with Yoru, so always look for boxes and things that you can hide your flash with to get nice one-ways off. You can pop flash out of smokes for a perfect pixel flash, and you can also do that same pop flash, but a little bit more at an angle so it doesn't flash your teammates behind you. Swing early with Yoru flash and peek as they turn away from it. You can Yoru clone Cypertrips to get through it. Yoru's clone makes noise as if you are pushing it through a Cypher cage. Use Yoru clone to trigger KJ Alarm Bot. Use Yoru clone to tank Chamber's Trips. This is really good for fake pushing. You can use Yoru's clone to do fake pushes, so let's say I had it anchored outside B here, but I actually wanted to hit A. All the way across the map I could activate it that B players would think I'm hitting B when in reality I'm pushing A site. Yoru's clone makes noise in Stages Ice. When you don't have any other teammates playing Crossfire with your clone is really strong. You can use Yoru's clone to bait swings and catch people off-guard. Use Yoru's clone to bait out lurkers. You can use Yoru's clone to send through teleporters on Bind or any map in the future that has them to you fake the noise. With Yoru's teleport, whatever direction you're facing before you TP you will come out of the TP facing that same direction. Before you take Yoru's teleport, make sure you're looking away from your flash before you take it. The best time to TP with Yoru is right as your flash is coming in contact with the surface. This combo is a bit more advanced, but you can actually TP right before your flash hits the surface to go for a better timing window. When you're doing your flash TP, always try to get the most value out of your flash whether it's a one-way, a high flash, or a pixel perfect one. Just make sure you're getting really good value out of it. You can bait Gekko ult by TPing away at the very last second and still being safe while detained. You can get on top of platforms that are one box high by standing inside of your clone, holding your teleport, jumping, and right-clicking it on top of the platform. You can also get on top of platforms that are two boxes high by jumping and right-clicking your clone at an angle towards the corner that you're playing, activating it, jumping and right-clicking inside of your clone, and now you're on top of the box. Yoru updrafting is also really, really effective whenever you do it inside of your ultimate because there's nothing the enemies can do about it.  Make sure you're giving yourself enough time before the round starts to place down your clone. That way you can do splits with it or play crosses with it or whatever your team needs. If the enemy stops shooting your clones, go for a fake one. Make sure not to overaggro in Yoru ult. A lot of players try to force kills with it, but if you get enough info and the site is clear, you don't always have to keep extending. Just take your space for free and play with your TP. Whenever you're going for kills in Yoru's ultimate, always use a Bucky or a Stinger or any gun that has a fast equip time to give yourself the best chance to get a kill. Opping with Yoru is really strong because you can play off-ingles and then TP away without getting traded. You can TP or un-ult off of a fade-ult and get free kills because the enemy won't be able to hear you. You can TP or un-ult off of a fade-tether as well because the enemy can't hear you and you can get some free kills. It's a bit more advanced, but you can also TP off of your teammate's flashes for really good kills. You can combo Yoru's ultimate and Gecko's ultimate for free kills. You can combo Yoru's ultimate and clone's grenade for much easier kills. Omin's blind doesn't affect Yoru while he's in ultimate, so combo it for even more free kills. You can stay inside of Kildor's ultimate until the very last second and then TP out for safety. Whenever you're going for a fake clone, doing it with a pistol makes it much more believable. Whatever you hear Phoenix ulting, you can counter ults and go camp his body for a free kill. You can counter Iso's ultimate with Yoru's clone. You can counter Iso's ultimate with Yoru's ultimate for a free kill. Combo Yoru's ultimate with Breach Stun for easier kills. You can counter deadlock ultimate with Yoru's clone. And this next tip is directly from my Yoru Masterclass.  Anchor the clone down and then when the round starts, activate your clone. And for them, they're going to see your clone over on head glitch here, like this.  Hey guys, I joined Rob's Yoru Masterclass and learned a ton. Here's my favorite strategy he taught. Every site pretty much has a front site and a back site. Teleporting near the front site, instead of always aiming for that spawn lineup, you get to support your team and help them get on site. I end up like so. You get to clear bench, run truck, A short cubby, and even U-Haul. From here, if you really wanted to, you can now go ahead and teleport back site. Thanks to Rob's Yoru Masterclass, I'm now thinking of his Flash and TP as well as how to use Yoru in a way that better supports the team. This has been by far my favorite tip and has helped me tremendously with my climb to immortal. And my next tip is to join the Yoru Masterclass. It is 50% off, but only for the next 100 members to join. And here's how it works. Scroll down to the description and click the first link I provided for you. From there, I have a video for you in two payment link options. Click either of these and then after that, hit Join Group and you're in. I've already had one student hit Radiance and he's only been in it for a month and it will never be this cheap again. So if you want to be a part of this, act now, don't miss out on the sale and I'll see you inside. Whenever there's an enemy Viper ult, use Yoru's ultimate, find the Viper and have your team shoot your body to get free kills on the Viper. You can body block people while in Yoru's ultimate. Not all of the time, but most of the time, once you un-ult with Yoru, they will hop off on the first tap. Yoru can drop weapons while he's in his ultimate by pressing 1 and G and you can also pick them up too. You can TP away from Raze Ultimate at the last second to bait it out. You can also bait Raze Ultimate with Yoru clone. It's a bit more rare, but you can also bait a Raze Ultimate out with your fake TP. On defense, it's smart to have a rotation TP to the other site to rotate quickly and help your team.   Double pop flashing on Yoru is extremely strong. If you hear a Sky Dogging, you can send a teleport and dry TP on them while they're using their dog. If you hear a Sky Dogging, you can also ult on them if they're by themselves and un-ult for a free kill. If you hear a Sova Droning and he's by himself, you can dry TP on them for a free kill. If you hear a Sova Droning and he's by himself, you can ult and then un-ult on him for a free kill. You can fake teleport the enemy team as they're executing onto site to bait where they swing first. You can use Yoru's clone to bait Sky Dogging. If you're struggling with an up angle, you can use Yoru's clone to bait the upshot and then push out. Combine a flash with Yoru's clone to make it much more convincing. If you drop your guns before using Yoru's clone, it goes much faster. The most effective way to get a kill with Yoru's ultimate is to clone behind them as you un-ult. The best way to throw a Yoru flash as you're ulting is from behind them at their feet so it bounces in front of them and they can't turn from it.  You can use Yoru's teleport to TP passive retails. You can get free kills on chambers by finding where their TP is located and then throwing a flash to bait them to TP and then un-ult on them for a free kill. You can bait out deadlock stuns while you're in Yoru's ultimate and sometimes use it to your advantage. You can strafe after teleporting with Yoru to dodge the enemy's bullets and get an easier kill. You can use Yoru's teleport to activate the sound on trap doors. You can use Yoru's teleport to TP passive retails. However you're using Yoru's ultimate, make sure to ping for your teammates to tell them where the enemies are playing. If the enemy team is running you down and you don't have any backup, you can throw Yoru's flash to stall and wait for your teammates. Flash high on doorways to make everything a one-way flash. You can use Yoru lineups to get to the enemy spawn with this teleport. It's still hearable, but if you time it correctly, you can kind of mask the teleport sound with Yoru's flash. It's also really effective to TP off of other loud things in the game like breaches. Breaches stun can affect Yoru's clone. Bade tether does not affect Yoru's clone. Gekko flash does not affect Yoru's clone. Omen's flash does affect Yoru's clone. Reina's flash does affect Yoru's clone. Sova's scan does not affect Yoru's clone. KJ's ultimate does not detain Yoru's clone. Sova's drone can scan Yoru's clone. You can tank Raze's boombot with Yoru's clone. You can bounce Yoru's flash off of his clone. Gekko's wingman does not detect Yoru's clone. Gekko's ultimate cannot detain Yoru's clone. Your ally Sova can dart your clone to scan people onto site. Make sure to play off angles often because you can TP out with Yoru really easily. Ult with Yoru right when the walls drop for a really fast play. My ult's ready. This also helps you get past trips as well. And my bonus tip for you is to join the Yoru Masterclass because it is 50% off, but only for the next 100 people and it will never be this cheap again. Scroll down to the description, click the first link I've provided. From there, watch the video, use either of the payment links and then hit join group. So if you wanna be a part of this, come join us and I'll see you inside. If you enjoyed that video, watch this one next. And if you want to master Yoru, join the masterclass. Link in the description.


This 2013 Chevy Silverado 2500 Extended Cab Short Box is stock number 11896ZA. We're here at Summit Automotive in Fond du Lac, Wisconsin. You're new and used heavy-duty truck headquarters. This 2013 Chevy Silverado has the 6.6-liter Duramax diesel with the LML motor, which pumps out 397 horsepower. This truck has been fully-safetyed and inspected by our service shop, has a fresh oil and filter change, all the fluids have been checked and topped off, and this truck is 100% ready to go. Greystone Metallic is the color we shoot all of our videos in 1080p 60 frames per second, so if you have HD capabilities, on your computer, tablet, smartphone, or television, turn them on right now, because it is definitely your best way to check out the quality and condition of the truck before seeing it in person. And if you like the video and want to subscribe to our YouTube channel, on the lower right-hand part of the screen is a subscribe button, click that, and then click the bell notifications, and you'll get updated every single day. We do videos here at Summit Auto. This one comes with the painted alloy rims. Really nice condition on those rims. It has Goodyear Wrangler SRA tires. These are LT26570R18s, and they have, I'd say, a really good amount of tread left on them, probably 80%, 90% of the tread left on those tires. Front fender is in excellent condition, no major dents or dings on there. Headlight lenses are crystal clear, and the front bumper is in excellent condition. I didn't see any major dents or dings on there, and the lower valence is in really nice shape as well. The hood looks pretty good. No major dents. Front fender looks like it's in nice shape too. And the passenger side rim, no major scuffs or scrapes on there. So the Greystone Metallic does have just a little bit of metal flake to it. This is why you need your HD capabilities on. You can see how nice that paint is. Anyways, as you go down this side of the truck, take note of how clean the body is, how reflective, and mirror-like that paint is. We take these HD videos, so if you are far away, or even if you're close by, just cannot make the trip down. You can still see the truck, hear the truck, and have confidence in the vehicle that you're looking at before you even get here, especially on a little bit older vehicle like this one. You want to make sure that it's in nice condition and not completely used up. Down this side is in really nice shape. Back rim is in nice condition as well. And the back tires have just as much tread as the front tires. Frame and underbody does have a little bit of corrosion on it, but where I always look is the box rails. You always want to make sure that those aren't corroded, and these are in really nice condition. It looks like just a little bit of surface rust on the frame there. But those box rails are really where you want to look on a corrosion standpoint. It has all the remaining factory exhaust, so it hasn't been altered in any way. And the lower rocker is another point you always want to check out on these older trucks. And this one looks really good. Comes with some nice painted step bars. Coming around to the back of the vehicle, rear bumper is in nice shape. Back-up parking sensors, full towing package, which includes a receiver hitch and seven-pin wiring. Tailgate is in pretty nice shape. No major dents on there. It does have a back flip fold-up tonneau cover, which is in nice shape. This is a locking tailgate, spring and bed liner. And it does have the fifth wheel bed rails. And the bed itself is in nice condition. And I'm assuming those bungee cords are for that tonneau cover when it's up. You can bungee cord it. So it doesn't go flying. And as you go down the driver side, just as clean as that passenger side, this truck is probably as nice as it is on the rockers because of the mud flaps that it has on it. Always keeps your paint looking good behind the wheels. And this back room is in excellent shape as well. Down the rest of this side of the truck looks really good. It does come with the telescopic tow mirrors. They have built-in directional signals. They have a telescope out like so. And they also fold in. And they actually telescope out and in pretty nicely, considering the age on the truck.  There are no rips or tears on the seats. They're in really nice shape. Comes with a set of weather tech floor mats, factory brake controller, auto headlamps, tilt steering wheel, power windows, power locks, power mirrors. And we'll hop inside here, turn the ignition on, so you can check out the miles and we'll look at the radio and everything that the interior has to offer. As you can see, this one has 68,093 miles. It does have a compass and temperature display. The instrument cluster is very nice and clean. Comes with the leather wrap steering wheel. You do get cruise controls on the left because this is the diesel. This is the 86 speed Allison heavy duty transmission. And I wanted to show you the dash. This particular body style of GM trucks, the dash usually is cracked on them from heat in the sun, but this one is not. It's in actually really nice condition, so I wanted to show that. It does have AM FM and serial satellite radio capabilities. It does have a CD player as well. Turned out four-wheel drive. They're your climate controls. It does have power pedals, parking sensors. You can turn those off, stability control. You can turn that off and your factory exhaust break. That weather tech floor mat goes all the way over the hump there, passenger side seat is an excellent condition. This truck smells very clean inside. I don't think it's ever been smoked in. And the headliner is in really nice condition as well. This is telling me that this one has the snowplough prep package and you do get on-star capabilities in the mirror as well as map lights. We'll take a quick look at the back seats and then we'll start it up and take a look under the hood. So the nice thing about these doors is that they open up all the way. Why is that nice? Because then you can easily get into the back here right up to the side without the door in your way. You do get the very nice clean seats back here. No rips or tears, latch child safety system. And you get the fixed glass rear window with the built-in rear defrost. Carpentine is nice and clean and you do get a receiver hitch lock. So this lock actually works with the ignition key of the truck. So that's pretty cool. Must have been custom made for this truck so we kept it with it. Carpentine is nice and clean. And these doors kind of just fold up like that. We'll start it up. Take a look under the hood. No check engine lights or anything like that. And I would personally like to thank you for checking out the video today and hopefully from this HD video you've been able to tell just how clean this truck is all the way around inside and out. Once again under the hood we have the 6.6 liter Duramax diesel engine. Engine bay is very clean, runs very smooth. Once again this truck has been fully safe and inspected by our service shop. Has a fresh oil and filter change. All the fluids have been checked and topped off. And this truck is 100% ready to go. There is your emission sticker. I would highly recommend this truck from a quality and condition standpoint considering the age of miles on it. 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