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Uh, thank you ever so much for coming on for for a full how long was it seven eight nine ten eleven twelve one two seven hours Yeah, have a good night everybody. Yeah, and we'll see you around.   I took it day before No, I think greg is right.  Oh Somebody said in chat that that by was too long Bad things in it, so let's just end this fucker Uh, let's see here Tree beard looks a lot better. Peter Jackson continues showing off his fantastic helicopter skills He is very proud of that helicopter. Congratulations. Peter. You're right. He's bringing back the old arguments Jokes, that's the third time he's used the helicopter joke You like helicopters.   I couldn't take it That's how you know it's game over Yeah, and then oh No, I can't believe that.   It's unreal So you get this subplot of denathore the father of boromir who happily claims he wished his other son faramir died instead Leading to his depression. Wow A subplot and a story arc in the movies Where have you been? We're have yeah They do this for every character. They make sure to establish them the moment we meet them Also, it's not just that denathore It becomes bitter and consumed by grief after the after the death of his wife And then he also has a panel a panel That's a bit no a panel tier Palantir Palantir.  I it's yeah Yeah, the point is that yeah after his wife dies and he obtains that Sauron feeds on his grief and then yeah, it turns him well into a twisted broken man Uh, but yeah, let's let's let's see what well, this is the other pattern We've noticed if ever there's something he likes he'll pretty do a do a pretty bad job explaining why it's good For example, the choreography and camera work is so good There's a person who dies they go down the steps when they die and the camera follows that only to follow a guy coming Up the stairs. It's like Mach the helicopter shots of the insane good environments And this is the thing If someone was to make that was one of like 15 different things you highlighted about how a scene is working I'd probably be okay with it.  It's like what is this structure, dude? Like really work harder on like like just making it all smoothly flow instead of just being like I don't know thought thought thought thought Actually cared about Well, that's incredible It wasn't in the books was it No, so there's the scene where denathore demands that pip in sing So he does so beautifully over this war montage and it's my favorite scene of the entire movie It's beautifully compiled together with great And it really sticks in your it's fucking a lot of that and Lord the Rings you've already missed but okay Yeah, this is the first time it gets a thumbs up from this guy Emery which is the first time something like that has actually happened in this entire trilogy so far Uh these shots look pretty awesome. It has some really intention.  Yeah horribly mangled shots Like these shots look good Suspenseful moments when Frodo was captured by a spider. Why do you care? We know he's gonna survive Didn't he establish this in both Whatever no it works with she long Hogwarts four-time guys Why can't we follow the butterflies?   So this is a cool sequence So he's getting the pros out of the way, I guess Yeah, yeah, again, we could we could choose to better explain why these things work. I'm just bored Joey Clyde to be like this. We'll just move on Yeah, this is And feminists everywhere queen who called it who called it one of you was it was it you did Yeah, I did.  You know It took a while to get there, but it was worth it and the climax is is also awesome. It's uh It's almost like the film's good So good in fact fighting golem. It's nothing so I guess it's better than two towers I mean it's got a lot more positive things in it But it's also filled with a lot of negative things in it He missed the part that that point of the movie is tragic like He he thought that Frodo fought Like he thought it was a straight up fight like the way he's talking about it But really it's not it's like Frodo put on the ring and fought golem. That's how he said it It's like we yeah, I think he would be like it's such an awesome action scene. We'd be like Yeah, if it's an awesome awesome action scene, then that's uh more important than anything Let's just get this over with Let's begin with golem now we start off with his origin, which is really cool But then everything established in the last film is completely eradicated. I do like how he talks to his reflection What do you mean? Everything that was established is eradicated. What is he talking about? Action here. It's quite eerie, but then we get a flashback to a murder he committed and a murder We just saw just 15 minutes ago. Do they think their audience have short-term memory loss?  They played it for a couple of seconds.   So what is he gonna do? How does he how does he how does he divide them or separate them? You know, he weaves he weaves the scent, you know Well, yeah Against him or he's turning them against each other.  Like, you know, not counting the star on So as we just said he's trying to divide them. I don't understand what else you need Seriously, this is one of the antagonists One of the bad guys was supposed to be threatened by and it just so he's not a big hulking creature with a sword He's a different kind of antagonist.   That's a line that the villain has said. Can you imagine Darth Vader's? Oh Why would a completely different character say that? Oh, Jesus It's because nostalgica gives it to comparison No, I I can't imagine him saying that Darth Vader and golem are different newsflash I don't But they're both villains.  Okay Yeah, they're all bad Can you imagine vulture and soren saying the same things? Yeah, they must be sure that guys also revives.  I am your father.  Wait, what?    We're all just looking at him like well rags his expression essentially Yeah This is what golems become. I've had the defense at the club. I'm sorry. He spoke this way in the second film. I don't understand Yeah I don't like this ticket is tall.  This is how he's always talked. I don't understand He's trying. Okay. You know what we said already. He's trying to tear them apart lisa Yeah What all I get the more insane he becomes but my problem is he's not turning more insane.  No, he's a golem.  Yeah, he had dual personalities But they both commit to wanting to kill froto and sam or the very least By the time golem is in our story. He has had a long long tragic tale Like we're not getting to him at the beginning of his arc, you know If someone wanted to say he's one dimensional in that he's motivated entirely by the ring. I'd be like, okay That's how that's golem. That's like the character What remains of smegel the good-hearted hobbit has been Overrun almost entirely by golem the personality that came out of the desire for the ring at least that's the uh What I think is is is present in in the film And of course we could have reached him It's just that he interpreted what happened with faramir as a complete betrayal and the other half of him The desire for power is is more than overwhelming Not not to mention as well that um But well because golem has obviously lost the ring now for a well a certain amount of time um There is also the the whole smegel personality coming you know kind of coming back into uh play But it's I don't I don't actually know if uh golem had conversations with smegel and well golem and smegel conversations with himself all the time But I I could roll with that fact that yeah because he's because he's kind of weaning off the ring You know because he's well, you know, he's an addict in in that sense. He's around it, but he's not like got it Yeah, yeah, and remember it only happens once frodo calls him smegel and treats him with Right the most kindness that anyone ever has in the past 500 years or whatever Yeah, he's he's he's invoking his humanity or it was hobbit Just like Exactly like Darth Vader you can see the characters are very simple it Seems like a little kid which he didn't do in any of the last film here. I'll just contact any of his scenes seriously Take it for me.  What do you think? Well, he's certainly happy at the prospect.  He wants more than anything No, and there we go explained Like this argument that golem smegel is now childish. That's also in the second film bro. Like yep He didn't watch it remember the remember the run. He's like take it off us like and he's dragging himself across the floor He's just like No, no that was from return of the king because it was stupid that must be return of the king The thing about his view on these films, which is interesting to me is the whole like, you know He said the shaw nastin's acting improves or was it Frodo's acting improves Uh smegel's character changes from one movie to the other. It's like these were all Constructed as one long movie essentially like the fact that he's choosing these breakages in where things like switch from one to the other I'm just like it's very you're you're placing that on something that really doesn't have that Yeah, it's an arbitrary line because this is not a tv show where it's split over seasons and you know The cast you know returned or anything like that.  He was good sometimes and then just not sometimes Yeah The intimidating character from the last film is now comic relief. Why was it? I'm very confused. I would actually argue he's way more intimidating in return of the king than he is in two towers I guess he's referencing when he was crawling across the the rock sing He's gonna like kill sam and frodo when he first meets them, but for the rest of the film. He's an ally Yeah In return of the king We're made very aware that he's going to kill these people and that anything he does to look frail innocent victimized And to split them is all a part of a greater scheme, which I would argue makes him more intimidating so Where are we at folks? I'm just like what's what's happening to this wonderful world Under seven minutes left. Let's just finish this. Yeah, yeah Good job, p. Do it mr. Frodo.  I'm not sending him away He's a villain Again if this line was in any other movie So villainous and villain. He's trying to convince frodo that he's being had He's probably referencing that that's like a meta word, right? Like you wouldn't refer to someone as a villain But they that's a part of older language And also these two specifically have talked and do talk about stories of characters going on journeys Absolutely in heroes. So they would be very familiar with this terminology in particular He's a villain. He's a villain batman good jokers over there batman go get him Once again, you just pull it out of its context and then say look it doesn't make sense here You're like good job Oh well No one in any movie ever literally says he's a villain. This dialogue is defended.     Yeah exactly He's a nasty man this dialogue is horrendous. He's a villain. This is a good sword. Is he dead? This is a good sword Oh Very nice.  Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and he says this is a good sword. You compared it to I hate sands and um Shit was the other one Oh, uh He compared it to it.  What was the other one? I can't remember. Well the point what you remember when I was a lot of fish. Yeah, that's yeah He's he's trying to give reassurance to this one kid Yeah, there you go. That was that was exactly what we all said too Apparently you yeah, you I guess you watched the film. I don't know weird I well, I meant but you watch an e-fap, but you're away because that's the other point It's always but it's it's the point like there's no Yeah, that's I how could you not interpret it is that I I would be shocked if someone gave me another interpretation of it Well, his interpretation was Aragorn walked up to a kid and said hand me your sword and then he went Wow, this is a neat sword and then walked away Yeah, and he equated that to anakin in star was saying I hate sands and he equated it to mafie broderick Say that's a lot of fish in godzilla And also he sprinkled in the star to create because that's obviously where he got it from because Also, he had film brain references to um an avid gen An avid gen. Yeah. Yeah. So he is almost like he's always got the you know, the Well, yeah the 2010 uh Kiddy Scott or whatever Are you kidding me? It's golem. It's how he talks Very nasty full of enemies All I really expect him to watch the movie, which is too much. Darth Vader wouldn't say very nasty So it's a flaw now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but you know who would probably yoda, but he loves star wars So he says that he loves fantasy and he references star wars and yoda talks.   Oh, no, that's just that's just No This is a piss take line in fred It's judy She's been kidnapped By kidnappers. Well, when it's in lord of the rings except Wait, so So i'm a little confused as to what he's actually so golem said it's a dead city filled with uh Nasty, what do you say? What did I say is he said nasty something? Nasty Very nasty.   Well, do you want to do it again? What's this point gonna be? We didn't guess it right last time we were to We He's playing this scene when he's talking with what he's showing now. Yeah, he's showing this and he's going to criticize it We did this before we got it wrong dramatically and we were shocked by what he ended up criticizing So all that's are off kids. What is this? What do you reckon? This just followed after him taking the piss saying that uh acting wasn't it? So So he's gonna say Frodo's acting is bad here. Do you think is that it? He's something about yeah Frodo's face, I guess All right. Yeah I think we're decided it's gonna be Frodo is a bad actor.   He's shocked a scream is causing him physical pain where he was stabbed This is very very worrying The sound alone is like well deafening or ever Frodo's actually like like feeling it in his chest from where he stabbed him that that's That's yeah, okay This I mean he needs to watch the movie with us and we can point all this stuff out to him as we go We can be like, oh, so the reason why this happened is it means this this this he's like, oh, wow cool You're like, yeah, I know next scene so this happens. This is this We're just like helping him out I think most of us well when the first film came out. I think I was like 11. I think or 12 I got this one. I was 12 Presumably like it is mid 20s here.  I can tell by you clutching your foot.  What happened to just letting actors act just showing him Oh my god, but he wasn't stabbed in the chest. He stabbed in the shoulder Why can't actors act? Why can't you just let them be free?  No, they question. I mean, you're not helping the argument Are you? Why don't we just kill this person because we're the bad guys we don't need any I mean, he's tied up in a big web thing and they're in shilob's lair.  He's knocked out.  I'm It's getting very tiring Like what greg said, it's like basic cinematic storytelling language He can't even get that Or he doesn't see it because of the filter Like I guess we need someone to just explicitly say this to him in the film. Why didn't we kill him yet?    I'll see Christ don't don't touch the palino feels like don't go near it, dude Don't do it. Don't do it Fear no darkness that's something a 12 year old emo writes Okay Considering they are literally about to write into the forces of darkness We're right now for ruin and the world's ending death. Like they know we're gonna die Yeah, it is the last time Getting pumped and psyched up, you know And you're like he's saying like he literally interpreted that scene as something a 12 year old would say Like when he's going to sleep and he has to go to the bathroom. No feeling. No darkness feel.     Wait, it's her Oh, so yeah, I thought I got that wrong earlier. I guess not her father's uncle I get the point I was just saying that when when Aragorn said that he rode with or he fought with her father and she was confused because And he met Fiodan when he was a little boy and it's right Fiodan's older than you Yeah, that that yeah, it doesn't matter really. Anyway, it's just a thing Like this review doesn't matter. I I would love I really need to know what he would replace this dialogue with What would you have her say? But no, he just wants them to fight It's getting to be hilariously bad like to the point where it's like, you know what when Aragorn says for Frodo He's gonna go. Well, who else would it be for?  For dinator. Yeah, right And he's not even for what exactly Frodo was a person Frodo's genie. You don't they're not specific Oh, just the idea of Frodo, I guess Yeah, for him but through the extension of that all of us.  How could you say that those scenes are even comparable?  It's it's giving it's giving me a headache guys. It's like It's like well, it's a matter of like I wonder what you'll have a problem with next It's kind of fascinating in that regard how how stupid the statements can get like I'm struggling to think of new them. Oh, and don't forget more random.   Well and well and and and yeah true Especially with Gandalf. He thought he was dead, you know, he saw him fall and that was it.   He takes something out of context He just takes a thing out of context and does it again then says look how stupid it is now and it's like well done He literally doesn't get why they're laughing. It's like It's fascinating. Yeah, it's fascinating and like I'll never see anything like this in Wow, it's like we like this is a pretty quick guide on how to do this I guess just call things gay and then just take a thing from a movie Recreate it in a skit and then say it's dumb Yeah, or or compared to something that's like also A cartoon or a film or whatever genre it is even though they're not comparable and just say it sucks because it's not the thing I compared it to arbitrarily like brilliant Brilliant Gimli still not funny It doesn't supposed to be the funny bit this like this what he's saying here Like this is to reassure himself. It's not meant to be funny. I mean, I can see how you Someone would find this but the point is that he's good Since the beginning of the film dwarves better than elves, right?  We gotta get it there. Like Jesus. What is this? And it's just yeah, it gives me a smile to think about Yeah, the funny parts here are Generally gonna be him stepping on the skulls and cringing with every step. I don't think that's in the He's reviewing the um theatrical and I don't think that's in Wrong already. Yes. You are right.  I'm supposed to be funny. Oh wait, what what's now? What are we doing? He's about to you serious. He's about hilarious.  This is set up since two towers to be perfect Yeah A funny gimli lot.  He thought it was funny. Oh, thank god. His soul is not lost. He's got it. There's something Oh, there's been loads.  I offer you my service such as this In payment of this debt I'm gonna pause for copyright safety, but again, do you guys want to guess what he's going for? I don't know Of this being funny. Yeah. Oh What do you think? What's the joke in this scene? I Gandalf hit some in the back to get him up. I guess. Yeah, Gandalf just goes. Oh, give it a rest.  He kind of like spooks him with a stick to me or his staff Oh, is that the joke? Uh, well, I mean I didn't know that was supposed to be a joke. It's supposed to be the you know Pippin's being very serious and then it's undercut by the fact that it's like dude Just we got stuff to do for like get up I guess that could be amusing in a way Not just that but it's not just that but it's also clear that Gandalf does a respect Denifor, he's no, um, he's not a king. He's a steward. He even says on his way out, which I find to be a Uh great line. He says uh, he'll even use his grief as a cloak. I think or something.  He says let him rot. So I'm assuming he's gonna take issue Why do we care? Yeah, that's not that's not a joke.  He could say anything.  Like who knows Okay, yeah Let him rot. Why should we care? Well, what the fuck? They they spent three movies trying to save them and now Gimli wants him to die What? He's referring to Frodo because Gandalf clarifies immediately after mentioning the Hobbits Gimli's Wait, he thinks that Gimli's talking about Frodo. Gimli's talking about Sauron Yeah, he's talking about Sauron in his army. Wait, you think he's saying let Frodo rot? No No Sauron, right? We can like this can't this can't actually be happening like a No, no, he didn't watch the movie. He didn't watch the movie. No way.  Why should we care? Well, what the fuck? They they spent three movies trying to save them and now Gimli wants him to die He does think that Gimli's referring to Frodo. Can we have a moment of silence? I don't know This might be the most baffling take we've seen on efeb.   Oh, they all went. Oh, come on, bro No, how could he think this considering that their play? What is it?  He's crazy Do you remember when Gimli's reaction to the idea that Frodo didn't make it after destroying the ring? Do you remember how happy is to see Frodo when Frodo wakes up? Yeah Why why would you think he's talking about Frodo you idiot? Let him stay there Let him rot like Frodo's just gonna like buy an apartment in Mordor Look like let's just like if he was a friend of ours We all saw it separately. We talked about it. He's like so weird that Gimli wanted Frodo to die at one point Why do they have beef what happened? What an absurd moment in this video, but thank you for putting it at this point So it's a nice little bonus before we hit the end.  He can rot and then Gandalf said Yeah, but Frodo has a couple of obstacles we need to help him out with though Oh, okay.  That's amazing Yeah, I kind of want to give him an award for that one.  Yes, he would not.  Yeah I've run out of insults for it.  He's very certain here. He's like sure that he's correct Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, you have to add this little qualifier, you know, and yes, he's referring to Frodo.  I guess Yeah, even if this was like even if he did this when when It was the height of that that guy with the glasses. This would still be horrendous.  That is not Fine. Yeah, but no, it's just not it is as Well, and then yeah, you're well when you straw man's the fans like as you know Don't read hard to don't understand anything.  You don't get a lot of rings.  It's not a complicated series It is not it is it is not something that you need to rewatch Time and time again rewind scene after scene and pick up little deals. It is really straightforward.  Like It's sorry about jewelry Yeah, it's It's a story about jewelry I'm I'm just lost Well, yeah, like I don't mean to inflate. I'm just so staggered by this take. It's fascinating Like this is actually one of the most insane Absolutely hall of shame Right, like like I'm thinking so like best e-fap quotes of all time Like the one that said pretend it's what you wanted and maybe you'll like it That's one of the e-fap whole of fame lines. I guess They they have the rhinos because they milk them. That's the e-fap whole Sorry, the other star don't forget he also started this whole video saying people won't listen to my actual arguments Where are they? Well, you have to make arguments. You can't just make statements. It was it was clever of him Can't be wrong. It was clever of him to push this one so late in the game because most people won't make it this far, I think Yeah, um Wow, I just that that's just fascinating.  Um, oh, yeah be nice though. Uh, of course Clearly is he really needs it He needs help like you need you need to be like, okay, so this argument doesn't work because of this this this Oh, yeah, I'm not saying good job and then I'm saying that he's a wanker or anything I'm you know, I know I I know I've just completely trashed in myself, but Well, I mean he's he's gotten as good as he's given he's thrown a hell of a lot of insults to people who like Lord of the Rigs Which unfortunately is that? Yeah Well, he's good one I'm sure he's in the chat right now if this is supposed to be legit criticism. It's terrible if this is supposed to be trolling It's also terrible. So it's like yeah, this is I was only pretending to be retarded.      He's still got like what ten minutes. He'll do that one.    It's been done to death um but it's it's just But the things instead it's like Like let's break down the characters. Oh, yeah. Gimli's not funny. He's annoying. Okay. Legolas is is ray. Okay He's barely talked about aragon actually. He's literally I was gonna say it's odd that he hasn't talked about aragon at all Because there's so much to say about him as a character and his history and what do you mean? Like what do you mean to this story because he's he's very important and he's avoided it Yeah, well out of him aragon of aragon legolas and gimli who's the more important character of the three Who's the one that Yeah, and it's like gandalf. He's just oh well, yeah close-ups of ea mcallon's nose.   He thinks gimli almost essentially wants frodo dead in this scene That's not something like put take that out of context and be like wait What this this video argues that gimli kind of wants frodo dead. I'd be like wow I'm interested to see how that works Sorry as well I just caught up on some other comments.    They just never used them um I forget they're 12a's right.    Yeah, but no, no, I'm pretty sure. Well I appreciate it Well, the point is you don't need that anyway in Lord of the Rings. You don't know you don't that's why it's nice You don't harsh language to emphasize well to emphasize Anything really you don't need it.   You'd be like gimli is acting entirely out of character This is insane. He wants Frodo and sam to suffer and rot.  This is ridiculous if you actually believed it I don't know why So when Frodo and sam save the world and gimli celebrates despite 20 minutes earlier saying he wants to leave them out They're gonna die. I thought I'd die. I guess he did sort of develop it. Yeah, he really does believe it He believes gimli wants them dead He has his own contradicting evidence right here.  Come on Like well, he thinks it is a contradict. He's saying this evidence proves it's a contradiction that we're like Yeah It's it's either a strange nonsensical contradiction or it is perfectly consistent with the correct view point I just Fascinating What about side by side with a friend? Ah, no, I'm gonna Let you right like a lot Hey, I wanted you to die.  I don't know Gimli came up those stairs legless went wait, you've got to let your bigotry aside It's good that he's alive. Okay, gimli. Yeah. Yeah He was like, yeah, fine. Fine. Fine. It's good to Frodo's alive. Say it. Say it. Say it with me gimli It's a good thing Frodo's alive. Fine. I got it. I got it. I'm out. I believe And also also if you read the books, what was it in the books? I did I can't remember. I honestly can't remember if that's in the books or not, but If you if you read it recently to or like whenever you did the video to to do this Surely that would have been another piece but of course it My point was gonna be right that he would all be so if he thought this was true He would he would rail on it because that's such a bad thing in this films if that were true And I thought he was gonna move on and what I was gonna say was he's not even invested in his criticisms, right? because he's he's not even Explaining why these things matter.  That's a problem. That's a problem Yeah, without even thinking but I was wrong.  Do you think that's that is a true opinion? Do you think it's entirely subjective whether or not that can be verified and that I'm just my opinion? Because I because he's a big fan of Lord of the Rings. I feel like he'd be like, well, that's just not true And I'd be like someone out there thinks it is after watching them Yeah Don't don't ruin their experience. Okay, let them have it.    There we go. All right. There we go.  I would say there's less to describe about legolas than there is most of the main characters That doesn't make him a bad character if that's where he's going with that. I don't know Paper with poop stains on it.  Yeah, he's a really good fighter.  Yeah. I know you're me.  Okay, people get very upset when you call elephants Yeah, eowen kills the witch king of agma. Um, well, that's okay, but he can legolas can't do he's done Well, yeah, it's a triumph a moment because she's a woman, but because legolas does it You know Yeah Legolas does have a flaw remember him two towers when he he gave in to despair and he said that they were gonna die And there's no hope for him and He doubted aragorn and all that stuff like I think that's why he even apologized for it But he killed people rags. So that makes him a perfect person Hey Hitler's perfect.  I don't know. Let's find out. Why does she have a towel on her head? A towel He thinks it's a towel Leave him alone. He thinks it's a towel Why does mommy have a towel on her head? It's a hood Does he he has he's wearing something with the hood on it right now Look, he's not he's running out of material.  They're way better than gameleaves Oh, wait, what is this the the top three if I've arguments I'm guessing Is someone send me the ultimate agent send me that I mean Gimli wanted Frodo insane You get like no one would say that is like, oh you would be forgiven for thinking so Pretend it's what you wanted Uh, what a what a what a legacy he fab has First of all her acting is so bad. Look at her expression as she stares at her own father She's like sick at that point, right? Yeah, who like yeah, who likes fading because there's lots of ways to describe being very serious Yeah, also, this is a very this he's being very very serious This is her going back to tell her dad that yeah, like I know you're not gonna probably like what I'm gonna do But I gotta do it and I love you I don't think she's being kind of stewed. She's like, this is my choice.  There's no point in explaining this Also, yeah, um Too much emotion Just another thing. Yeah, he references that like leg less as Mary Sue, but he likes the tlj He looks to her as well. She she literally dies and comes back to life in that film. He has a problem with that, doesn't he? Do we just look at like Lord of the Rings memes after this? I have so many I have so many Yeah Why should we care about Aragorn's nightmare about her? Why should we care about what? Why should we care about his nightmare about the the symbolic representation of awen being with him smashing? Because he is extremely invested in her and he's a character that we care about we've had three movies with him Like Seriously, it's like He didn't watch it I get that sense from the thing it's like It's just like wait, you want to like he makes this point to us.  Oh Oh, so They're lovers They you you start the point me like can we just can we just rewatch the movies? Because I can't be asked to just repeat all of the scenes to you. I don't know. There's just no point About this relationship anyway, what are you even in love nine hours in a wheel? Why are they in love? All right, well, so it starts off and they already have been in love like we they're the romance doesn't blossom here They already know each other. They already are in love the arc in this film Well, these films is it's a essentially a forbidden love, but it triumphs overall Yeah You know their father and him being king and all the other stuff going on in the background of you know, the ring It's not a you don't need to know why they love each other because The movie doesn't center around like it is a very It's a I guess this is subjective to a degree because it's not like this is a believable romance in the way that they act And behave towards one another It's not like Anakin and Padme where you just can't see anything It's very strange and we watched that that from the beginning as well Yeah Oh god, is this nostalgia critic Needs them to be in love They're both attracted And there's a lot of admirable traits that I can see of both of them. But like I don't Isn't that why you they're both She's hot. She's strong. She's smart. She's principled She loves her father but goes against his wishes so that she she can do what she feels is right and follow her heart And you have Aragorn, of course. I mean there's there's a lot to like about this Or to like about both characters. It's pretty easy to see what they would see in each other Especially because Aragorn wasn't he raised in Rivendell in part Well, I guess my question would like he was okay with um Gimli mourning for at least the sadness of the death of barlin or knowing it We didn't know who barlin was to any of these people in a significant detailed way, but he was okay with that one I'd like I'd be curious to know exactly what kind of information he needs in order to feel invested about these people who love each other Yes, as a for instance Yeah, I I I totally forgot as well. I think I had to quickly look it up.  No, sorry. I don't know. I I I I am starting it I think we're running on a few reasons now But yeah, Aragorn and Arwen Again, it's not it's not so much in the film but in the books They they they've loved each other for several decades and I think they I think they're even engaged and I'm done Go on. Go ahead. Just do something If there had been so much as a lick of chemistry between these two actors I may have bought into this but there is it they have about as much I don't know this voice. I don't I don't know it either and I don't I don't agree. I think their chemistry is pretty good Yeah, I mean I I believe the romance pretty well Yeah, absolutely. I I've never even thought to question it. I thought it was absolutely I mean they they think about one another you got the even star aspect and two towers They get into it with aowyn being interested in aragorn and he's like, oh, he talks fondly about Arwen Sorry, it's not spoony guys. It's definitely not spoony.  This is straight up.   Uh, right. Oh my god Right harry parr and jinny, uh, they have literally no chemistry or any build-up in the films Ginny gets just sidelined because well, they You saw my ron hamayani, wouldn't he? I know he was he was but I just I just want to I just want to add other things also. Um Oh god, I'm so tired.  There's 17 in ages now And I remember being like oh hamayani and ron is a thing. Okay. Yeah ron ron is so ron gets well ron gets the um ron gets uh sideline gets comic relief in the in the films when he is like Like definitely the stronger friend between harry and hamayani And yeah, how all it all it all of his best lines all it all of his courage It gets replayed.  He's just lying again and and on top of that He's comparing to hanan layer, which is a like that takes up a significant portion of their What you would call b-plot, I guess I'm not luke would be the a-plot. I would imagine people would agree on Hanan layers relationship is being developed throughout them escaping the empire. That's like a huge that's like I would say it's a focal point like it's it's it's enormous. It's it's the payoff of Han being frozen in front of lair is like that's a big part of the movie Lord of the Rings is dealing with a shit ton of other stuff Um than just arwen and argon like the idea that if he was to tell me Do you think the film could benefit from developing them further? I'd be like possibly I don't know what it comes at the cost of considering we have limited time. Unfortunately um To be like this other romance has more in it than this romance. I just be like, okay And he does this a lot it just doesn't really It doesn't prove much of anything. You're just like hanan layers romance is a better or worse than arwen and aragons. You like, um I don't really know why we're comparing them. Not the same thing at all, but okay Having complete the opposite That's lying the whole uh, I love you.  For no reason They grew up in the same place When the story begins they meet up they constantly think about one another one of them makes sacrifices One of them sacrifices her immortality to be with him Like jesus christ Let's imagine they haven't seen each other at this point since uh fellowship, right? Like in person I mean at least um Yeah for no reason It's not even like these stories needed a love story line and the only defense I hear is oh, it was in the books That's not a defense No, we didn't try that at all. So ignoring that one any negative criticism rules the movies. It's in the books.   It's not difficult Let's just have his head and be done with it jugo weeding's character I couldn't even remember his name and even Couldn't remember his name So elrond is characterized by having lost faith in men completely and he's abandoning millen middle earth for the betterment of the others It's he's not a hugely significant developed character because there are several of those in lord rings as there are in every story ever Because you can't have every single character being fully developed And elrond thanks to through his daughter sees new hope in the world of men Yes He does the right thing and he helps aragorn out and he eventually he he is happy with arwin, you know being there He's at the coronation Um, you know, he's a very great supportive kind of guy. He you clearly tell he's very wise bit cynical But he's there to help Um, yeah, he is definitely a character. This is really quite interesting I got a whole section on this in my video I would like to find out as well that elrond in the book is no endear as um grumpy or the kind of like overprotective father figure in fact, he uh, he does Well, he gives his blessing to aragorn the arwin's relationship I can't remember enough to explain why they they they changed it, but I don't care now I mean, it seems to be mainly motivated by He's almost archetypal of just very very simple idea being that He's anti men and then pro men by the end aragorn's just like a symptom of that position I like aragorn is um vaguely related to alros, which is who is alron's twin brother It uh, well, yeah, this is there's a lot of detail Even he has no chemistry with his own daughter gandalf. I think it's just so boring.  So the Elrond being like cold with his daughter is entirely because he thinks that she's gonna kill herself if she can't commit to her decisions He's very unhappy protective But when she drops the book because she thinks he won't help her and she's upset because she's not gonna get anything that She thinks is right. He grabs her hands and then he looks even showed the clip of him looking very concerned with it and then elrond pops it somebody Somebody in chat also said that most of our wins and aragorn's relationship is explained in dependencies They changed it to have at least some female in the cast. That's it makes sense That's it. Yeah And it works in the movie. So okay.  They don't just throw it in just because why not, you know, let's let's make this runtime exceedingly ridiculous You know, there is reason behind it. Yeah, here we go.  Let's do it He has no chemistry with his own daughter gandalf. I think it's just so boring He seems to just wander around and occasionally do something for the sake of the plot Oh, Jesus christ. I can't take it anymore Gandalf wad does around and does stuff for the plot We can't go on warrior. Do that dude, you good?  So perhaps he has been Carried away by the eagles. I mean this video defeated, you know skeptic. We can work. Can we make it?  We're just like, oh Most of this stream has been us trying to explain why the film is actually really well written That's like basically been it and it's we've used his points as a vehicle to do so That's basically it and we still haven't covered a shit ton of the movie All of three Yeah, he glanced over significant chunks of of it too.  Oh, no. No, no Gandalf isn't needed guys guys Gandalf not needed. Okay He's kind for his Dumbledore person gone Oh, yeah, sorry. My brain hadn't even caught up to that. It's like Harry Potter.  Oh my god more gay I wouldn't have even thought I just assumed they were on a horse. So they'd be bouncing around it.  Well, they're insufferable now, but can you just oh my god, just Realize them like so quick one after another.  He does have an emotional random screams random So gandalf was uh moving from one place to another at a distance in the form of a jump to rescue someone from potential death in a heroic act yelled as a form of Normally showing that he's he's he's about to fight but also possibly uh intimidating the enemy.   No, pippin right in the hall to gandalf.   But the thing about my oh my god Why this would be the pattern the things he likes. It's always superficial pippin killed someone or an orc. That's cool Oh, didn't even say does he pippin save gandalf? You know, it it wasn't it was just oh, he just killed something Not the why no context of it Not the fact that these two had been getting some pretty nifty exchanges The film's try so hard to be epic and try so hard to show this amazing story, but I just don't care Whoa, you didn't care. Yeah.  It's proven now that they can easily and inexplicably come back to life. So no, no, he's he's a wizard They're a class. They're a race.  No deaths mean anything in this. Why didn't they bring boramea back? Does he died because he died He died. I mean like it I feel that's the thing.   There's just no emotional connection and it's boring and bland. He killed the snake It was awesome. That's all he had to say about the harry potter reference.   This is uncanny. It's unfortunate that no one has actually See This okay, so the beginning of tfa part three I talk about I make a I make a reference to lord the rings and it's literally this scene and everything you just said I say and explain in detail why this scene is incredibly meaningful It's a whole section and it's kind of uncanny how this is happening right now. It feels it feels like this Like if someone was They're gonna the people in chat will see my video and they'll be like Did you did you do this because of the coverage of this? It's like no, no, this was all done ahead of time I swear I might even I'm tempted to show rags it now the after this Yes, it is un fucking canny how it's one to one a section that I have an unbelievable, I don't know what else to say Yeah, and also this scene also has the dynamic between again elrond And aragorn and him wanting to help aragorn because doing that will help him to save arwin because his fate is tied to the ring It's it.   So the ones who bring the sword not elrond um Yeah, it's it's totally fine change. That's one of the changes. I'm like, yeah This is arguably yeah, they they cut them out. And again, it's I think it's pure. I think it's it's Logically, it makes sense. It they don't need to be in it. It's it's just two more elves as well two more characters So much in a there's just you get practice sometimes there are so many characters in the book You just have to like why do you think in uh, why do you think in uh the hobbit?   Is it this right here? Yeah, why yeah, he's saying why couldn't they smell that? Well, because if you're an you're an orc and you're surrounded by a hundred other orcs, you are not going to smell two hobbits Presumably not but but but this this is it now. Why would they know the smell of hobbit? No, no, this listen though.  He would you know Perhaps, you know Another person would have taken the well taking the shot with the with what I just referenced with the orcai Picking up their scent and then they were going why couldn't they orcs do it in this scene? And you know, you'd have a you're an example and then you'd have a point to make about it And then you could go but why didn't it work in this bit? You know, is it just plot convenience that they didn't smell them?   Oh, what if they're a cloak over them? And they just turn into a rock like, you know, and you can even mention how You can even mention how um Like there's a gap underneath the where where they can see the the shadows casting underneath the rock And even like you can see under the rock maybe but I guess that would um that would invoke uh invisibility cloak bullshit from harry potter So I guess um, we don't want to bring that up because that might make harry potter look bad Yeah, I'm willing I'm willing to concede on the visual of this one smell though. I don't know.  By the way, while the army's tackling each other when they clearly have weapons Would you punch somebody while you're holding a gun? Oh, two tongues Like if you Yes, if you have a melee weapon Then obviously there will be times where you want to grapple people where you want to use your momentum to get them to the ground where you want to kick them or All kinds of different things. It's well, yeah, yeah If you if you've got a long sword sometimes it is like well sometimes the the actual environment stops you from being able to swing And use it efficiently. We got got some arguments from the previous one If you use whatever you have at your disposal if it's your fist, it's your fist That's come on man. It's not hard. Two things to consider orcs immortal probably have never smelled a hobbit before and the saraman Urukai were specifically designed to track the uh, the fellowship.    It's a weird statement, but I'm not I don't know if I trust this guy I'm just putting it out there. Yeah, if anything this makes me think that he is just He's just has a high bar and he's not satisfied. He thinks he could do always do better in stuff What exactly where is guy peter?  I'm constantly expecting him to come out with Also three arse numbingly long movies in and we're still doing the whole you're not coming with me. Yes.  It's dangerous He's going to go and try and appeal to the undead army that a traitors and murderers Doesn't want him to come because it's dangerous as fuck, but they're not gonna leave him Yeah, and the only thing and the only chance he has of doing it is by invoking the seal deals air or not It's in what this you'll do that. He is this because he invoking the seal deals. Um sort of promise or other Yeah, he's gonna hold the oath fulfilled That's it the oath. That's it. Yeah. Yeah, he's gonna he's gonna appeal to their well to the oath that they made and They may say no They may kill him. Oh no, did you we're not trying to have a plot instead? No We cannot right here.  So, you know So, I I didn't think it was a primarily Yeah, I was actually gonna Acity of uh this orc commander. Yeah, the main thing is like he will not move for anyone And then he's like fuck. I guess I have to and that's why he spits on it Yeah, he barely moves And also, yeah Yeah, when the when the rise of Rohan come later on, um, he's he's he's he's barking orders for everyone to get back Yeah, he gets freaked out fail Because obviously that orcs will run at the first side of like with the first sign of they're losing the momentum at the battle They'll they'll run, you know, they are cowards or they are cowardly, you know Including himself.  They had another funny line. What's the line build up and then what line Nothing All this build up and then nothing a metaphor for the movies That was uh, he said that was a funny arc But Again, Frodo has no character. Look nothing. Frodo has no character. Okay It's changed nearly being killed and captured again. We're at the end of the saga and he still has no character We've been over this. He has characters.  Oh, why why do you do this to me? Uh Jay Longburn could have made that joke funny. Oh, yeah Oh, he's actually like running with that.  We're like Yeah, you can't you can't even reference which what what bit specifically it's you know I mean we filmed so long. You should be able to have plenty of scenes to show it But no, he's not doing that I feel like this is um, this is kind of like grandpa sitting in the corner talking about the riptoids and the These things like that and you're just you know, you just kind of non-belongs like yep. Yeah, I know there Yep, the bad stuff. Yeah, man. It's it's all yeah, it's all padding. There are no characters The worst thing ever Harry Potter is so so good grandpappy. Yeah, we should watch Harry Potter again The cup that chooses people for a race or whatever I just remind me like my grandfather died before these films came out.  He also didn't have to watch this guy's review of it that's a plus You know, we're jokey about a lot of this but like film is fucking awesome at its best and I would argue lord the rings trilogy is something you should everyone should try and get to see if they're a fan of film like definitely get those in and uh Not according to this guy though Not a man How even when the ring is finally destroyed, there's still 40 minutes left of film to go And the sad thing is the book had even let me it's 40 minutes Let me take a look here to see Because that means there's 20 minutes between me It's probably including the credits Do you guys know that um When arrogance fighting the cave? Well, not well, I don't know. Well, it's a mordor troll or rather But when he's fighting the troll at the black gate, that's meant to be so sorrow Right. Yeah, and the original vision it was going to be sorrow on which I don't know about that. Yeah. Yeah well In the books Yeah Yeah It happens in the books um but uh Yeah, they they just changed it because they did well They just wanted to keep the well sore on on the on the tower, but there is footage of um Of it, uh, I'm actually gonna have a quick look at it. I'll quick It's the same it's the same sort of look as he has in the prologue in He's like on uh in the battlefield. I remember seeing it and I was like, I don't know No He's already so insanely Uh imposing not just in the look of the tower and the the the unblinking eye imagery But the whispers and the corruption of the ring.   How they're about to have the huge epic battle And they're just fucking stand there the act that they have This is right before they charge Aragorn turns around and says for Frodo This is just work this this is obviously well it never became Concept art and just stuff like that And well behind the scenes this because yeah, because basically When the cave troll wherever it's fighting Aragorn He it is meant to be saw on like this is some of the working footage that was well Saved kind of thing like see So when you have the shots where like The cave troll puts his like foot on Aragorn and he pulls out his like knife to stab him that was saw on Instead, but I can't remember why they changed it. I think I don't know it's probably as as The thing is that I think they made the right call, but I think Jackson would have done. I mean that's thing like everything is done so well I I kind of am leading on the side of it would have been great because Jackson was in the zone I don't know. I might argue that there's a reason he didn't keep it Like he knew to keep it not keep it like I could see it being awkward Yeah, I'll have to double check, but I just know that it's well it's something But you can see how um, yeah when when sorrow in the first summon comes down you see him in his uh In his kind of god like form as well You know, it's a it's a big what if but you know, I'm I'm I'm still happy with her.  It's not Aragorn. Oh, yeah realizing that this is it lads. This is it now This is the last move we make Here's one. You can see uh the sword. It's uh Well, it's meant to be Sauron, but it uh, they see Jen the troll on on top of the actor who is like, I don't know if it's an actor or a thing to be Sauron, but yeah, yeah, it uh, no, it was it's just some no. Yeah, it was something. Yeah, that's cool This is not funny.   They know they they often before battle prepare What you criticized the speech that they had had gave before they went into bow What do you mean? Why why is it that if we had multiple battles in which they attacked immediately that we couldn't have a battle where they didn't attack immediately Yeah, oh bad bad. Oh, there we are Uh Jackson was worried having Aragorn fight Sauron would take the tension away from Frodo and garland at the mount doom. Yeah Yeah, I think it could potentially Confuse a viewer as to what the real fight is Yeah That was my mistake. That's uh, it's that's that's the uh, the third day just a seal dude fighting I was gonna say it looks like a seal dude Yeah, because you can see how long it's there too. Yeah, that's that's um That just came up in one of our when I googled the images Mm-hmm And now all of a sudden maybe war is bad. Let's come some more time now.  You'd think since this is the only place the ring could be destroyed There'd be an army protecting it or every possible entrance to the place would be destroyed I think there's something there actually has an argument you think saron would have absolute control over this place Because it's the only place the ring could be destroyed What was Gandalf's plan sub the fuge?  Nobody would suspect that there would be a hobbit walking into mortal Yeah Yeah, I I I could see it both ways um I do think it would be I if I was saron and I was like the only way to kill me for good is to drop the ring in the volcano I'm like, you know what? Just wall up the entrance, you know wall up the entrance Keep a keep a ring weight nearby or you know because obviously Wow orcs are reliable. They're you know, they're just as likely to fight each other than anyone else So also as someone mentioned he was under the impression at this point in the movie that pippin had the ring, I believe What yeah, yeah, no, yeah, that's um, yeah, yeah, he oh, yeah, that's right because the palantir. Yeah Yeah, you think yeah, that's what Gandalf takes pippin with him so Yeah, this is what I mean. There's this room here to to figure that saron was doing You're not necessarily the best thing but an okay thing And not just that but good point as well from chat it never could the saron that n would want to destroy the ring That's who like, you know Yeah, if it's corrupting influence that makes people Do nothing but desire it and desire it and for the last You know for the last forever. It's always corrupted people essentially Yeah, it's fair enough. It's gonna. Yeah, it's gonna prove a track record that it's almost like a fail Safe whoever tries to throw it in will be like no actually Maybe that's what because a lot of people I know he he's gonna do it But some people point out that elrond not preventing a seal door from throwing it in is a flaw Maybe it's because if uh elrond was to be the one to throw it He wouldn't be able to because elves seem to be very corruptible from the brief moment we had with galadriel In like let's consider what would happen if elrond killed a sildur. Yeah that yeah Uh that would be a bit of Yeah, elven human relationships. Yeah, you get a war Is like well, I mean from elrond's perspective This is still a win because saron's been defeated. Yeah, the ring's still around but at least like It's gonna be kept at menace tirith and stuff like that. So Yeah, it's I'll I'll take it because I mean what am I gonna do And as emily said the fail safe turns out to be correct because froto does fail Doesn't turn in. Yeah, he's he's not well, he's not the perfect hero It yeah Too much logic. Okay That has the most unnecessarily dragged out ending and cinema hits 20 minutes for a 12 hour series. He's wrong And you know what I'm gonna do it. I mentioned this to rags But uh, hey guys, I've seen just right do a video on love the rings explaining why there are this many endings It's actually good It's it's one of his earliest videos or at least it's an early video Um, it's before he went nuts Go and watch it if you want to know Because I my brain's Putty at this point Um, why there's this many endings and why what what they're doing? There's there's a reason for all of them. They exist Very purposefully and if you want to appeal solely to the time 20 minutes in is it 13 hours or some shit? Like how long is the story? Again putty the point is it's enough. I mean If you if you were to like a pair this like to a tv show, you know, I don't think anyone would have Issue with a 20 minute outro or ending, you know It's just because it's a film for that and it's it's one of the few films that does it and I don't know, you know It's it's it's not it's not quantity over quality. It's both fingers amazing Yeah, I think that's actually one of the bigger points he makes in his video is his plot versus story and at first I was like is this pretentious and it's like so Plots usually generated by characters having wants and needs, right? That's that's the the simple way of looking at it. The the goal is destroy the ring That's our plot plots completed. The story's not over. We've still got things to resolve and that's what the endings are for Um closure resolution There's there's a lot of things to explain the purpose of them and why they're so meaningful If you're sitting in the cinema like I saw the ring get destroyed. I'm done. Let me go. Just just go You don't have to watch it. Okay, just go If you don't want to see how all of everything ends up like and It's it's I don't I'm almost feeling like just just just go watch just write video about it It's he's gonna explain it faster and more efficiently than I can And I can't even necessarily pull apart each of the individual endings right now because I'm I'm uh again Brainpower very low. This has been a ride. Okay a journey.  Okay. Okay, so close Everyone including fans of the film have made fun of it.  I don't okay. Yeah He's right There's room for a little more says Peter Jackson to his editing team I mean, yeah, they cut out the whole um scourge of the shire because uh I think the reasoning for that works Pretty well. Yeah. Well, well, yeah.  I'm oddly enough It uh, he didn't go down well because if you um So, you know how uh, Mary and Pippin, uh, drink the entmoots and then they become the tallest hobbits that ever lived Yeah, they basically become um protectors of at least Mary. I think Pippin uh, one of them Pippin stays in gondola thing for a while, but Mary um, definitely becomes like kind of like the like, you know The defender of the shire Because evil is not gone. Um, well, it's not eradicated from what I remember. You know, there's obviously Yeah, the fight continues evil men, but I think orcs and all that are gone But men could still be evil.  Um Uh, but yeah, they cut all that out and I don't know, uh It's fang-fuck after After after all this it would just be so anti climatic just to have like that at the end or just I have that Well people complain about that because that would you know, that's like that's like at least like maybe it's word There's a potential to make it work. I just think the ending they went with, uh Fit a lot better with the story we had that's all Yeah Nice app.     Oh boy. Sweet. Here we go. I could help a bit. I could carry him for a while. Oh no, he's gonna do it. Oh, he's rolling out a lot of gay in a row now.   Touch him again. That's my job. Thank goodness. ArmsCaptic didn't have to deal with this. He would have died like twice. Yeah. He would have never come back.  Is that true guys?  Or are you just... Yeah, it could actually be. You guys actually counting this? I mean, not not... To their credit, the acting is incredible. Well, we had to have that reference in me. Except for here when Sam clearly rapes an orc. Yeah, we're stinger.  It's a pretty damn good sword. It's pretty good at killing orcs.  All right. Just saying, we all just saw it. Do you remember the taste of strawberries?  Wow, we're still doing this. Okay.  And the film clearly grew defensive of this because at the end... The film clearly grew defensive. This is at the beginning. This is set up. You frube. Like, are you not paying attention? Frube.  He rushes to marry a woman. He barely goes. Missed all of the setup. Two different scenes in the opening. Missed the setup. Oh well. Barely ever mentioned. He looks at her at the party. He looks at her at the bar. Do you catch that? Barely ever mentioned. I think that was his way of being like, yeah, okay, there was something at the beginning. I better mention vaguely that that's a thing to get out of this. It's like, okay.  And he's led Frodo... He lets everyone know he's not gay. Okay. Won this entire time. I just joking. Discord that. It's when people pointed out him marrying Rosie. I was like, yeah, he's in denial. Okay. He's just like Gimli. Brilliant screenwriting. And how did Dildo age so much in just 40 years?  It's so obvious the ring gives people unnaturally long life. Does he think this has nothing to do with the rig? And he just really aged badly in a fit of years? Glacier even, yeah. Clearly Bilbo's got it. Once you hit 40, it's just, you're fucking, it's done. Yeah, it's downhill. It's like, who knew Bilbo was Asian? Yeah. Because how come it would affect Gollum almost?  He's happy to go on another adventure.  It's just so good. No, too long.  Really annoys me. Too long. Too long. But who's that? And how did Dildo age so much in just four years or so? Was it the ring? Because how come it would affect Gollum almost instantly, but it took a while to affect Frodo or anyone else? It affects different people differently. Have you been watching the film or not? Funny enough, one of the guys in chat just said that, hang on, let me just get it back up. Yeah, he may have watched the movies, but he didn't watch the movies. Yeah, I know, yeah. Exactly. Why does Frodo leave anyway? Why? There's no goddamn reason. Oh, he missed all of it. Of course he missed all of it. He does the books though. He should have known this. He's missed entirely Frodo's journey, whatever.  I know, I know, I know. The script forgot to give me a reason, so. Just go away, Doug. You don't want to be here. Oh, I don't know. Please don't tell me. Oh, no.  Because it's a mixture of the effect the ring had on him and the morgall wound, I believe. It's just like, he has the power of YouTube, but not YouTube, power of Google, as he's literally shown us with this screenshot and yet. He still doesn't get it. Like, it's still not something that's found. And yet, he still has that take on Gimli. He still has that. Well, that's, yeah. This shouldn't shock anyone at this point. He thinks Gimli wants Frodo dead. This is so poorly researched and poorly analyzed.  QuintonReviews said that a review is nothing more than a description of an experience. Quinton, do you have any issue to take with this video at all? Is it fine? Is it just a description of an experience? Is that all? Yeah, and there's a lot of rings by chance, or...? Who isn't?  Apparently, there are some people who take grievances with... I'm just not a fan of Lord of the Rings. Gimli's, you know, just his attitude to what Frodo and Sam is just abhorrent. The desire to see them suffer.  Please don't do this. Pinch it up because I thought maybe I missed something. And the reason given is that he was too traumatized by his journey that he just had to leave. One. That doesn't make any sense. How does it not make sense? What? How I want you to... I want you to...  I need to explain to me what about that doesn't make sense. I need no. I need some explanation for this madness. I need some answers. This lovecraftian video in its incomprehensible nature is driving me mad. Hurts my face. And my brain. And my ears and my eyes. There's a lot of me. I'm just taking a sack to absorb all that we've learned today. How much longer is in this? About five minutes. We're almost there. I just hope it's like really shitty skits and plugins and, you know, please. I feel like we might be the only people on the planet who actually finished this video. And so many people in chat suffered with us. We did it, chat. We did it. Oh my God. We can worry. Are you okay? Yeah. I fell asleep. Oh my God. You were the lucky one. Another person has sleep time officially only, Feb. Two. We never saw any of that. I have lost it. Saw any of what? Sorry. So he said, if the argument is that he's traumatized from his experience. One, that doesn't make sense. And two, we never saw any of it. Oh, go away. Yes, we did. I'd be like, oh, I can help you out. I can help you out. I'll show you. And I hand him the three films. I'll be like, check them out. It's in there. It starts out, you know, not too much going on. But then it really, really as we go. There's who? It's not even like it's in the subtext, right? I have seen more than you know. You show everything else, but not a vital plot point. I never sense his trauma.  That's why I've solved the problem. The riddle. It is defeated. Shire forever. And again, Batman runs away.  Luke, Skywalker or Frodo. Backage run away. They're heroes and it's okay. Fine, whatever. You just compared Frodo to what they did to Luke and T.L.J. What is happening? I can't wait for my shower after this. It's going to be so good. I'm just going to carry it. Like, I can't. So this is tough. But maybe get away from Sam. No, Mr. Frodo.  More will come. And the final.      Like, four years. Oh, no, no, no. He's heterosexual. This is the meme again where he takes a line of dialogue and he's like, he just interprets it in the only way that could possibly be nonsensical. Sam, you came back to the Shire before and you're back now.  He's like, all right, then. You did it. Criticism, everyone. Did you learn something? Oh, dramatic. You've been back years. How do I... I don't understand. There he is!  I'll show the video.  Please be the rest of the film, the video. Please be it. Yeah, I want to see some police brutality. Come on. Hold on. Christ, dude.  Nah, this is funny. You don't get it. I just don't like the movies! Oh, I know. Have you seen this, man? Oh, my goodness.  If you have a knife in the room, leave it the way there. His crime isn't disliking Lord the Rings. It's hideously miss-watching them. That's all I can describe it as. He...   It's insane. And it's... He's created a video that nobody will hopefully take seriously because all you have to do is see the movies to, uh... Just wow. You know what? I feel like all the people who asked us to watch this for a very long time, they must have seen it and they were like, you have to destroy this thing. It's the worst thing ever for Lord the Rings. It's so unfair. I don't know who I'm more angry at, the person who made this video, or the people who encouraged him to make this video. Yes. Maybe they knew exactly what would happen and this is some super 40 chest maneuver they're playing to get back at him, in which case, bravo. However, if they're trying to watch out for him, then like, wow, what terrible advice. It was certainly the long comb because he was like three years in the run-in. Like... The whole, uh... Well, yeah, you just see, uh... Yeah, pretty much. Like, I'm like, I feel like quite light-headed right now, but I did like slice my ear open this morning when I shaved my head, so I'm just like, I'm wondering if like the blood loss is coming back. I was going to say, maybe that helped with this. Funny, right? What's in your mind for questioning? It's too long. There's no way I'm not finishing this video if we're getting this far, okay? Oh yeah, no, no. Too many words. Wait. Was that Madam McCann's breakfast? It was, yeah. What? Oh. Last name is Spot on. And I hate. He's up here. I'll mention it quickly, but after the release of these films, the Hobbit was then made as a trilogy despite being one short book. The first film, for instance, is based on just three chapters, and it's furthermore an excuse to just make money with even more padding and filler. The first film is just the first film...  Better think about that, so let's just stick to the original trilogy. I think the movies are coated with filler, unnecessary scenes that add to nothing, story or character-wise, bland characters that have no personalities, awful dialogue that people forgive and ignore for some reason, but in that same respect, I can honestly completely understand. He thinks he's proven this, by the way.  Let's see why exactly it is so successful. I can see the appeal and I can perfectly understand why they're so loved by everyone. They're well put together. I just fault the writing mostly and some of the acting, so you can all love the films and I just can't. I'm sorry. I really am. I've tried to enjoy these films. I've watched them three times. No. God, man. Three times. You missed... And after three times, you still thought Gimli hated Fractal. You weren't... He was convinced, right? He was sure of it. He double-checked. He triple-checked. He even wrote it in his video. How did you do that? Like, that is so impressively bad. That is just like... And that's like an accomplishment, right? I can't... I'm too done to think of examples to make up. How could... I just...  That's my take. I'm done. And if that upsets you, I apologize. You loved them. Oh, thank you. I do feel good to do the talk. Please do apologize, guys. Can we interpret this as an apology for the video? I'd like to. Yeah, I'm sorry. I feel like if you want to make a... I feel like you're going to have to do something more meaningful. He needs to pay. He needs to show redemption. We need justice. Oh, boy. Rob, I'm really proud of you. You made it through them. Oh, three of them. You're forgetting one of the chief reasons. Rob wouldn't have been able to get through the films if it wasn't for Aaron. No, Mr. Rob.  I'm just being serious. How old is this person? I don't know. Is he like... Is he 25 or is he 38 or 40, too? I don't... How old is this person? Yeah, why is he desperate to hold on to this? So is I. Guys were so close. It's like 30 seconds. Oh, so close. I'm okay with you dragging this joke out for the rest of the video. I don't care as long as I get to the end. I'm going to go off like now. Do Mr. Rob. Oh, no. Oh, can you imagine impitching this joke to the friend and being like, please do this? The friend being like...  They have... First off, their dwelling is basically Mordor in a modern world. But I... You know that thing I keep saying about why do people in YouTube videos have terrible facial hair? I feel like it's really getting to trope status right now. Me now. It's true.   You're like... All right.  Let's make one thing clear. All right.  A six-digit figure on there. And then I would go, only if you give me this. I...  Is it? I would need to have some serious compensation to do... This isn't a powerful look for him, is I guess what we're saying. Like, it doesn't... But I mean, as long as you laughed, I guess, it's funny. So also, like, they really think that this is funny. They put so many gay comments in here. They put this. They really thought this was funny. Yeah. Like, this was hilarious. Like, they were... They watched this back over and they were like, That is hilarious. People... It's almost like Gadel bit. What?   Okay. Okay. No, I just want to make this video. Like... Like, do that as you want. So excited. As long as you are... Now, Sam! Don't poke us! I was being kinky! So, I'm... Hi! What? You're like, This is cinematic venom after that moment. That's what you do.  It's over. No, not yet. We still got 19 seconds in outro. Oh, it's fine. You have to... No, the music's great. It's a big thing. It's a damnit. Damnit. Oh, God, friends, we're just gonna watch this. See, they thought it was hilarious. The thing is, this is right at the end of like an hour plus long video. So, no one's gonna see this. Right. Oh, okay. I hate it. We did it. So, at the end of the Lord of the Rings, you have Frodo and Sam and Mary and Pippin. And they're all in the bar. And they're all sitting there together. And these four hobbits, they've been through a lot. They've been through a whole lot. And here they are back home in a familiar place with familiar sounds and familiar faces all around them. And here they are sitting together. And no one around them could possibly imagine what they've gone. No one around them in all the shire could possibly understand the struggles and the hardships and the pain and the horrors that they've had to witness in order to get to that point. But they understand each other. They're the only ones in that room who really get it. That's kind of how I feel. I was waiting for the other shooter to drop there, yes. And one of this selection of four has traumatized the point of wanting something else to change. I wonder if that is representative of you ranks being like, you know what, that video, that's enough. That's enough right there. You broke it. Everyone around us is laughing and smiling and dancing and having a good time. And I'm just happy to have made it here, honestly.  It'll never truly be gone.   And like people, you've been, chat's been engaged. People have been upset. Lord of the Rings, you gotta bring your A game if you're going to come out. Lord of the Rings, the tough one. Well, I'm glad, guys, that we've been through this struggle together here at all things. Yeah. I'm glad, yeah.  Well, apparently, the extended films combined amount to 11 hours, 23 minutes and 59 seconds. So we almost could have just watched them instead. Yeah. Oh, gee. What a choice to make. Yeah. Wait, guys, I really have to go because it's 11 a.m. Well, before, do you do your best to say why everyone should subscribe to you and do it? Hey, guys, it's me, Mr. The Weeknd, The Warrior. And thank you for sticking with us, Chad. And it was a wild ride.  I think I'm still there. Just find me at, I made the most recent videos I did with Star Wars. So you could find that if you haven't seen my stuff yet. And I did a video about Mass Effect and Dramada the way back when for video games. I think that was funny. And yeah. That was a good video, yeah? Yeah. Thank you. Both part of that. You make good shit, man. And I always look forward to new stuff coming out. I appreciate it. Oh, Matt Moller, you know what comes out this month also?  What is it? Tell me. Branding for PC. Really? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's a... Yeah. So that's going to be interesting. Yeah, I've got to play The Lost of Us first, but I'll be tempted to check that one out. I don't know. We'll see. Have fun on that, bro. Yeah, thank you. Thank you for coming on and for for having me. All of the contribution.  Always nice to have you, man. Appreciate it. And yeah. Have a good day this well, sir. Have a good... What is it? Night there already? Or what? It is. Yeah, it's 10, 12. 4 a.m. Have a good night. Oh, I'll see you guys. Thank you so much for coming, dude. We'll see you around. Goodbye. Bye. Good night. See you later. See you later. Goodbye. You can do it. Yeah, I had the... I had like an hour of math before this. I can't believe... I wish I had more. I had to drive and eat and hang out with people and came back and... Right back in there.  Brain power is at an all-time low. I think Rags and I will probably try and do a catch-up that's essentially going to be the size of an eFap I'd imagine next week and we will try and do all of the... We got a few left over from other ones and then this one as well. I would prefer not to try and do like a weary half an hour or something and then sort of close it off. I'd rather it just be in a section. So I apologize to all the people who've said... I'm very curious what people have to say about this one. Yeah, like really appreciate all of the donations. We will get to them. It'll be on Mula. It's just that I'm wrecked. This video took it out of me. It feels like it was harder than the Cosmo video and that one was longer. I don't even... How long did it take you to do that? Well, it took us 10 hours of... I'm pretty sure the Cosmo video was like nine hours and 20 minutes coverage or something. But how long was the video? Sorry. It might have been shorter than this one actually. It doesn't really matter. The coverage is obviously... Yeah, yeah, it's... It's... Yeah. But...  But yeah, thank you all for hanging out for as long as you did. Before we go, Al, would you like to, I don't know, mention who knows? Maybe one day something may come. I haven't made any videos ever, but if I did, it'd be better than this. Yes. I believe that. I absolutely believe that. I think you'd have to try to make a video worse than this. And even then I don't think you have it in you. No, I'm not that cruel. This takes a special kind of talent. It's staggering.  Ah, it doesn't matter. I'm not... There are things you would do that prevent the... For example, you would probably have a friend watch the video before releasing it and then they would be like, hey Al, Gimli doesn't want to kill Sam and Frodo, just FYI. Oh. How confusing. Yeah, I mean, feel free to sub to me and make me the most subbed guy who's never made a video.  It's funny me... It's funny to surpass them, but it would be funny. Oh, and of course, thank you to Armyskeptic. New blood on Samifab, he was an awesome guest, very engaged and... I'm really happy he stayed for as long as he did.  Is there anything you guys would like to say before we close out? No. I will gladly... Gladly will defend the Lord of the Rings movies. Watching them over these last couple of days has been a joy there. That's really the best thing to have come out of all of this is it gave us a reason to really watch and focus on the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Yeah. It really rekindled my love of these movies and how incredible they are. It's... We clearly studied harder than we needed to. Who, but... Being overprepared, much better than underprepared. Absolutely. Because if you're underprepared, you make videos like what we covered. I really was expecting the Eagles argument. I really was. Yeah, I know. He didn't even make the Eagles argument. Every person who's wrong says that. It's weird. Because he liked to... I know I don't want to go on a drag on, but yeah, I know he wanted to like, you know, I focused on the writing because everything else was actually fine. And it's like, yeah, and you could even you could even do the Eagle argument. Oh, and of course... Wait, sorry. I completely blanked when I was asking Skeptic the question. You wouldn't have answered it by now, right? Al, Halloween versus Christmas? Or have you? No, I did. I did. No, it was Christmas. Oh, right. Right. Okay. Sorry. For some reason, I thought you hadn't. And also, yeah, I remember now. Yeah. The last thing I was on was the Joker one, but I was... It was, yeah, Heels.  I remember. I wasn't... I definitely wasn't nowhere near as active in that one, though.  This video like struck. Yeah. I was going to say it's attacking something that's quite close to the old heart for all of us. I hope people appreciated my... Well, much greater involvement in this video, honestly, because like, you know, well... Well, yeah, I hope you enjoyed my presence, that's all.  I especially like that there was at least three parts where you would say something so absurd that the five of us would be scrabbling to talk because we're so outraged.  That was wild. That was a wild ride. Oh, yeah.  I guess it's time to close out. Batwoman Wednesday. Get excited. Rags and I will stream either Monday, Tuesday, Thursday or Friday, depending on availability for us both, who knows. And yeah, that's about it. But close out. Anything else you guys want to say? No, just though, I just said it in chat, but yeah, thanks to everyone and also all the guys who were there to clarify some of the bits I was misremembering from the books or had forgotten. Yeah, because I read them when I was like, the last time I read them was on a 17. It's been a while. Yeah, thanks. All right then. Good. Thanks for watching, everybody. And thanks for the support. And good night. Good night, everybody. Thanks for coming.


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Thanks for checking out this movie review video. So this is for the 2017 release Todd in the Book of Pure Evil the end of the End it is an animated film it's about an hour and 20 minutes long and it's the follow-up to the One in two seasons of Todd in the Book of Pure Evil TV show which unfortunately just recently left the shutter streaming service I'm putting this out without spoilers just because I Put up the show review without spoilers because that's how I do all show reviews. So in the interest of Maintaining the integrity of the story and not telling anything about it since I didn't do that in the show review I'm not gonna do that in this one Just kind of give you an idea of you know If you do watch the series which I would highly recommend seasons one and two Is it worth watching this film then as a follow-up and I would say simply put yes I would say it's worth it mainly because they had had plot kind of scripted out or just ideated out for that's not even a word a term but Kind of plotted out for a seasons three and four which obviously never ended up happening So it's just great to have everything wrapped up in the end and know where they were trying to take the story because at the end of season two there definitely is a very interesting cliffhanger because it is a show that It's mainly about the comedy and and how funny it is for me personally because I love how funny the show is It's it's a wonderful horror comedy, but You may also be interested in the underlying story and getting everything kind of wrapped up with that And that's what the animated film does that was a reason for the animated film to be done So I would recommend that just to see where they were trying to go that said it's not as good as seasons one and two But it's worth seeing this is directed by Richard Dehaney who also directed teleporting fat guy and Hatchimoles yes a show called Hatchimoles and the animated show and Craig David Wallace was also involved in it He also directed pointy teeth for pointy people and one that's coming up is called motherly So I don't I haven't seen those don't know anything about it was written by Wallace as well as Charles Pico Who both were involved in the writings for seasons one and two that makes sense? They did bring all the important characters back to do the voicing for the animated series Which is key because these are all voices that you're very much used to from seasons one and two They didn't have to really change any of the characters So they're very much the same the lines are delivered for the most part the same But I will say that one of the things that kind of sucks is Having seen it in real life like at the actual actors interacting with each other on screen it's very different to go then to an animated situation because You're missing a lot of the facial expressions that you're used to from those characters and for that reason the acting is not as good because a lot of Delivery with that show had a lot to do with the facial expressions and those aren't really put into the animation because of the style of Animation it is it's not it's kind of a Kind of simplistic animation style. It doesn't get super super detailed where it's showing like a ton of facial Expressions so that kind of sucks because you really miss that facial acting and some of the physical acting actually too And it just makes you feel kind of detached like the whole time. I was watching it I was thinking yeah, this is fine, and it's the same voice and everything, but it doesn't feel the same I'm not feeling that same connection It's like putting kind of a wall up between me and the material that I felt like wasn't there for the first two seasons of the show So maybe that's just me, but that that's how I felt about it It was mainly funded by an Indie go-go campaign apparently apparently they need to come up with a little bit extra money after that after the fact But mainly Indie go-go paid for it The animated film idea to wrap everything up was actually inspired by Jason muse the Animated film he did Jay and Silent Bob's super groovy cartoon movie which apparently only cost a hundred and fifty thousand dollars to make and Ended up turning a profit now It was inspired by that because obviously Jason muse is a plays a character in the show Jimmy the janitor which Something big happens with Jimmy in the animated series, so he's not really a janitor anymore. It's not really a spoiler, but I did like that aspect of it They give a good recap in the beginning of the film that's narrated by Jason muse to kind of get people caught up So honestly you could Just watch this movie without having seen the show if you really want to because all the most pertinent information for the story They're telling is given to you upfront, but I would say Just watch seasons one and two because there's a lot of callback jokes that show up and Also other references just like main story wise that show up in the animated movie that you don't get otherwise If you haven't seen seasons one and two so highly recommend that But if you really wanted to you could still watch just watch the movie and know what's going on There are a lot of Easter eggs in the beginning animated montage So if you've watched seasons one and two look out for those when the opening montage is happening with the narration So many Easter eggs and there are more Easter eggs that end up showing up obviously as the show goes on or the movie goes on I Wasn't a big fan of the animation style. I already talked about you know Not being able to Show facial expressions all that well. It's also just in general an animation style. That's just not my favorite It's a little too simplistic. It felt kind of rigid at times too like The bodies needed a little better movement potentially, but not bad. It's not it's not bad animation by any stretch It's just not my favorite They do musical portions of it because just like with seasons one and two of the show for each of those seasons They had a musical episode so they do have some musical pieces that end up showing up in the film So it's kind of cool that they have that kind of call back to the show and the songs are good too Especially the end songs song at the very end of the of the film that kind of wraps everything up I think is really catchy and good They cover a lot of story while also making it feel like it's kind of several episodes of the show kind of shoved together They have a way that they do the show where each episode is kind of like one main Person ends up getting the book of pure evil and something happens with that person So they have a few of those things injected into the movie So for that reason it still feels like it's a few episodes of the show kind of jammed together But the amount of story they cover is way more than they typically did in the show episodes Because you just get like a piece here and there Throughout each season of the show they were going kind of slow Obviously because if they were able to get more seasons But with this it moves a little bit fat well a lot faster because they're trying to you know shore up the story Give everyone the end of it Ultimately it is not actually as funny as the show, but it is a pretty solid follow-up I will say if you loved the show you'll still like the animated movie But I don't think you'll love it the way you liked seasons one and two of the show Unfortunately But it's we're seeing it's definitely we're seeing especially like I was saying just to see Where they were going with this whole thing because it's an interesting story And the ending is solid and the final song is great I really enjoyed the final song, but yeah, I like the way they leave it and It kind of does open it up that if they really wanted to come back if that was an option at some point They kind of could and you know fingers crossed I would love for that to happen I don't know if there's any you know talk of that online or anything. I didn't look for that unfortunately, but I Would love some more Todd in the book of period But even if they just did another animated movie, I'd be fine with that just because I love the material I love their sense of humor their mixture of horror and comedy is so good. So yeah That's my feeling on it. We'd love to hear your thoughts if you've seen this go ahead and put it down in the comments Also, you can do spoilers in the comments. That's fine. Just go ahead Also, do me a quick favor if you can and you can Because this takes no time it costs you no money and it helps me out a lot Subscribe to my channel if you're already subscribed big. Thank you. Thank you very much It really does help keep me motivated. The reason I started this channel in the first place was to connect with other Super nerdy horror fans because where I live, I really don't have anyone I can really get this nerdy With about horror. So I saw the internet as kind of an outlet to do this thing and that's why I created this channel So this is my way to kind of reach out to people start conversations That's why I always ask for people to put comments down there So we can have a back-and-forth and talk about, you know, what we like to get nerdy about this stuff So I appreciate that but if you subscribe that'd be great. You're just kind of joining this nerdy horror community I'm trying to build and it also really does motivate me to keep this stuff going because it You know, I know that someone's actually consuming it and reading it and interacting I'm not reading it watching it and interacting with me. So it means a lot But anyway, I really thank you for taking your time to watch this regardless and until next time keep it brutal