Yep, y'all are made to God. Andrew Schultz.  Podcast back for another week of brilliant idiotness. Heze! Yo, what's up? How you feel, man? How you feel? How you feel? I feel good. I feel good. I just had a protein shake. Just had a protein shake. Had a nice workout this morning. Had a nice workout this morning. Yeah.  I feel good, man. How's the heart? Heart is good. I meant to text you this weekend. Hot water and ginger every day. Okay. Hot water and ginger every day. They say it's good when you have any cardiovascular issues. You know what I mean? And I don't believe this part, but they say it can actually get rid of the calcification. Whoa. You know. Yeah, take it with a grain of sugar. No, actually grain of ginger. But. Grain of ginger. Yes, but you should, but you know, people really enjoyed that conversation last week, man. A lot of people out there. But I mean, heart disease is the number one killer of people in America. So we might have saved some lives, bro. We might have saved some lives. RR, we spoke about something that has been out here killing people forever. Yeah. It's been the number one killer of people forever. But people don't talk about it for whatever reason, you know? Yeah. It's almost like we just, it's like a thing that we just have learned to accept in life, you know? It is weird. And it's one of those things. Yeah, yeah. It's like, now I feel like I'm feeling things going on in my heart, but I was never before. Oh, that's, that's welcome to my world. Yeah, psychosomatic. Yeah.  Yeah. Everything. Heart burns. Is this a heart attack? You know what I mean? Yeah. Is this a heart attack? Don't, don't, don't be working on it. Look at your Apple Watch. That's the thing. You got to get off the Apple Watch. The Apple Watch is supposed to give you another reason to justify why you feel horrible. I'm looking at mine right now. And then see, I have a slow heart rate. Don't get, oh dude, that's terrible. 59 beats per minute. Wait a minute, are you saying your heart is late? My heart is late. That was a black joke. It's okay, guys. That wasn't the best. See, right now, see four minutes ago, my heart rate was 59. Now it's 73, 77, 73. Yeah, this is too much information. You don't want this. You got a runner's heart. Yeah, they say it's slow. But I mean, I know I got a little bit excited because we doing brilliant idiots, baby! I'm the only one. Yeah. No, we're in, we're in, we're in. I'm trying to think, what did we lock in? I heard that you have a hot take about the fight. I don't have a hot take about the fight. I'ma be honest with you, man. I heard you have a very hot take about the fight. I don't have a hot take. I am emotionally drained. I didn't realize how much of an emotional attachment I have to boxing. And I don't know why I'm just realizing this. I love, you know, I love boxing. You love boxing. You know, we go to the fights and stuff like that. But this was very hard to watch, actually. Why? I don't know. I felt like that when I saw Tyson Fury, Deontay Wilder, part two.  But this was very, very, very hard to watch because I have never in my life seen a more dominant boxer in a ring than I saw Terrence Crawford on Saturday night. And we've been watching boxing a long time. This was the single greatest, probably performance you've ever seen. Performance I've ever seen from a boxer. And based off the circumstances, right? The fact that the mega fight that it was, the fact that Earl Spence is a beast, a undefeated, you know, unified welterweight champion held three belts. Like this is the cream of the crop. Like these were the two best, you know, welterweights of the past, probably decade, going head to head. And it was just a complete beat down, bro. Yeah, I think that's a, I think it's a very reasonable take. The only more dominant performance that I would say was probably, and this is looking back, Floyd against Canelo.  Yeah, but this is a different one. But not even close. And that is a good one, and people were, I had that discussion this weekend. The reason it's not even close, Earl Spence has never been knocked down. In his career. Bro, bro, bro, bro, I understand. Ever. So the difference with this is they're both in their prime. So you're looking at prime Earl, prime Bud, and they're going at each other. And a lot of people thought Earl's gonna win. Like. I picked Earl. I've been picking Earl for years. I've been picking Earl so much that when Terrence Crawford came to the Breakfast Club last month, that's the first thing he said. What he said?  You gotta make some adjustments, though. This is Earl Spence we talking about. This the guy that you had picked over, remember? I did, I did. He picked him over. I remember. I remember. I don't forget. I got Earl. I do got Earl. I just think, you know, styles make fights. I think Earl got it. You feel pressured going into this fight? Not at all. This is my time, and the world gonna see July 29th. And I've been saying this for like five, six years that Earl Spence is gonna be Terrence Crawford. Matter of fact, Terrence Crawford, by the time y'all hear this, y'all probably already going to, Terrence wants to zoom in the Breakfast Club tomorrow. Seriously, he wants to zoom in. Let him enjoy that moment, bro. Let him enjoy that moment. I gave myself donkey today yesterday. But the reason I gave myself donkey today was not because it was just a wrong sports pick.  Everything I said he could not do to Earl Spence. He did. I didn't think he was as strong as Earl Spence. Hits harder. He's faster. I didn't think he could hit harder. I knew he was faster. Better balance. Better balance, better counter punch. I knew that, though. I knew he was faster and I knew he was a better balance. Better jab. That's what everybody was surprised by. Everybody's like, He had a better jab. Earl's going to sit behind that beautiful jab and then just dominate the fight, but I mean Bud's jab was stronger. Yo, Earl threw. It looked like Earl couldn't hurt him. This is what was fascinating. Earl's the bigger guy. Earl could easily go up to 154, right? Easily, he probably should. Bud's coming up from 140 and somehow he was more powerful. I mean, okay, faster, yeah, I get that, but more powerful and then unaffected by the punches. It didn't look like Earl could hurt him at all. And I didn't see that coming. I did two things I didn't see coming. Number one, I didn't think Terrence could hurt Earl. And I thought Earl probably could have hurt Terrence. Here's the thing. Terrence said he took one of Earl's punches and he said when he felt that he was like, Oh, that's all he got? Mm. And that's what he went through. I mean, that's what it looked like to be honest with you. That's what it looked like, man. But then I saw a video that I wish I would have saw before. That overhand right there, he just ate another one, but he caught him with the love uppercut. What are you saying? That uppercut was so fast.  But Earl, I saw- You only just- Terrence Crawford deadlifting 455. God damn. Yeah, yeah, he's a beast. I mean, this guy's an elite athlete. Unbelievable power, man, you're getting- With no gloves. No gloves and no belt on his waist. I'm not joking. I'll show you this shit, man. No, I believe you. Wow. But yeah, but look at this. I mean, Bud is just an elite athlete and just the balance is amazing. Look at the balance. And if you look at a lot of the times that he was catching, he was catching Earl on these counters, he was putting himself in dangerous positions, even that uppercut that he threw, right? Earl's throwing this big, looping left hand. In order for Earl to land that uppercut, he's gotta shoot it and hope that he lands before Earl lands. And he did and he dropped him. But if he doesn't, Earl's throwing a haymaker left that's gonna connect. You can't really do that if you're not afraid of the power. He was fighting for his life, man. But here's the thing. We gotta give credit to Errol because he is a dog. He would not quit. He had no quit. He got up every time and he went out on his feet. No, no, exactly. Yeah, they stopped it on the feet. Yeah. Like he kept getting dropped, kept coming back. Once rematch, I don't know if there's a reason for a rematch. There's no reason for a rematch. He'd have to have some dominating wins before they do that. The only reason you give him a rematch is because he's Earl Spence. Yeah. And because he has the rematch clause. Other than that, nah, man. I don't think the public needs it. If he had an excuse, if he was like, I tore my rotator cuff before the fight and... Oh, you know what the excuse is. What? And this is what everybody's been saying. And it's this great thing on YouTube now, but it's a doctor who said that Earl Spence Jr. suffers from residual neurological damage. From the car accident. The two car accidents. People forget there's two car accidents. The one car accident that was almost, that was fatal where it flipped over, then there was another head-on collision. And he was saying that soon as he was like, that is one of the reasons that Earl hasn't fought over the last 15 months. Because they've been trying to get him back, right? The reason I don't like that is because whenever somebody loses in this way, there's all types of excuses. And I don't think that's fair to Terrence Crawford at all. I think that Terrence Crawford was an elite fighter and he went out there and did what he had to do. And another reason I don't like using that excuse is because we've seen Earl fight like four or five times since these accidents and he's won. You know what I mean? In some of these fights, he's won in dominant fashion. So I don't know if that's fair to do.  And then I was watching First Take yesterday, Steve and they said he think girls should retire. Because of all the damage that he's accumulated over the years between the car accidents and the beating he took from Bud.  He was like, that's insane. He was like, he needs to go through extreme testing. Teddy Atlas, I think if Steve and they was correct, Steve and they said Teddy Atlas said he should wait a year. Some people say that. They said it should be a year of testing. But I'm like, well, what was he doing the last 15 months then? Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. I mean, regardless, it was an absolutely amazing fight. I've never seen anything like it, yeah. Bro, high level boxing, high level boxing like this. This is the kind of like, the last time I saw hand-to-hand combat like this was when Captain America was fighting things. Yeah. I'm not even joking. Like Captain America really stepped it up when he was fighting things. Don't think about that. But when it was just Thanos and Cap going one-on-one. He brought it.  Cap was throwing them hands.  Yeah, yeah. And it shows that when boxing is at the highest level. The best. It is the best. Nothing better. We were watching it and I had a show in AC. Shouts everybody came out to the show in AC. And they had a sports book where you could watch the UFC fight and the boxing fight. And they're going on at the same time. And the undercard for boxing, and this is what I say with all due respect to all the fighters on it. I know Pippo Cruz is on it. He's a beast. There was nobody paying attention to that undercard, man. No, it was digital. During the Pippo Cruz fight, there were three UFC fights that happened. And this is why UFC and MMA is dominating fight sports right now. In the time for one boxing match, and keep in mind when a boxing match is uninteresting, it lasts longer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? In a time for one boxing match, there was three different UFC fights that ended in knockout or submission or just raw excitement. So I'm like, wow, there's no way that boxing can compete. Boxing was over. And then this fight starts. When I tell you the energy changed, Charlemagne, the entire sports book is focused in on this one fight, everybody oohing and awing. And then a hilarious thing happened. The second, the Arrowspence, Bug Crawford fight finished. Every black person in the sports book left. There was one more UFC fight left. Every black person in Atlantic City left the sports book and went to go gamble the second that fight was. And it shows that there's a cultural divide right now. Black people are still rocking with boxing. If you look at the biggest boxers in the United States, you look at what Gervante does, right? You look at what Errol does. What Bud does. Deontay Wilder still. Deontay, right? Yeah. Black people are holding down boxing. We love boxing.  No, Mexicans too though.  But there is a, black people are, blacks people in Mexicans are holding down boxing. That's not even close. That's something that Floyd tapped into a long time ago. Floyd knew from when Floyd fought Oscar de la Hoya, he was like, all right. Oh, this is going crazy. That's right. That's right. That's why he fought the Canelo's and everything. Like I told somebody at the niggas, they were talking about Terrence Crawford needs to give boots a shot, right?  And then my cousin was like, we have what you gotta get a young guy the chance. Like Floyd gave Canelo, I said, Floyd didn't give Canelo a chance. He was trying to look out for another boxer. Exactly. He was a draw. Even at 20 years old, he was a huge draw. Floyd was tapping right in to that Mexican market. Floyd was thinking money. Yeah. The only guys that Crawford could fight right now. What about, what is a Charlo? Is there a Charlo that fights 147? That's what he wants. He said that on Breakfast Club. He said he wants to go up the fight. No, not 147. He wants to go up to 154 to fight Charlo because then he'll be the first ever undisputed three division champion. And then you retire. What's after? What else is there to do? And keep in mind guys, undisputed means you have every belt that's available. That means all the different promotions. And he'd be a three division. He did it, 140. Just did it, 147. Could do it at 154, bro. There's a moment in the ring. I'm sure you've all seen it. He just knocks down Errol Spence. Errol Spence is getting the count. Looks into the crowd. Find his next opponent. He's talking to Jermel Charlo! He's talking to Jermel. In the ring he goes, your next. Your next.  Your next. Your next. Bro, that is like WWE level promoting. You're promoting your next fight while you're knocking out your opponent in the current fight. Yeah, Jermel fighting Canelo in September. He's going all the way to the 168. So Jermel's brother is Jerell. Jermal. It's Jermal and Jermel. Right? Yeah, I think it's Jermal and Jermel, the Charlo brothers. Well, so Jermel has all the belts at 154? Yes. Yep. So then he can't fight. He's going to fight Canelo. But even if he loses to Canelo, he still has his belts at 154. So he'll come back to 154 in that fight, but. Hey, he's coming back to 154. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's going to take the big money fight with Canelo. Canelo's going to come back down to his more regular weight so he can get another win.  I think you need to leave that alone. Yeah. I mean, I like that Bud has his legacy planned out. He knows exactly what he needs to do. He's already separated himself because we've never had a two division. And he's 35. You don't need to fight anymore. Like you're 35 years old. You're fighting since he was seven. Exactly.   The world is recognizing you right now. You delivered your best performance. Unbelievable. In the most important time at the highest stakes. You had Eminem walk you out, which was great marketing. That should happen two days before. I saw that. But think about the marketing there. Think about the marketing specifically. I was telling Al this. I was like, Al, imagine Jay-Z walked out Dustin Poirier, who's an amazing UFC fighter.  Should I be watching this guy like Jay-Z? I think black people are like UFC, though. It just depends who's fighting. Who was fighting? What I'm trying to say is Dustin Poirier was fighting Justin Gaethje. Incredible fight. The whole card was incredible. But what I'm trying to say is Eminem is going to be representative of selling records on in the mainstream globally at the highest level.  And you're like, why don't I? Eminem walking him out? Exactly. You've said it. Why don't I know this guy? Why don't I know this guy? I got, if he got a dude who was like, he got the hottest song in the hood right now, OK, that's fine. That's great. Everybody might be there. But in terms of marketing, you get Eminem to walk you out. And Eminem don't go nowhere. He don't leave the house. Eminem don't leave the house. So if that is big and doing lose yourself, it was perfect. It was. And he really lost himself and possibly he lost Earl in the process. Yeah. And the only thing I don't like about when casual people watch boxing, though, is now I got to explain to people how good Earl Spence Junior is. That's the thing, because they're just going to see the diamond performance. They don't realize that Earl Spence Junior was doing that to everybody he fought for his whole life. His whole life. You know what I mean? He was an undefeated unified welterweight champion. He had three belts, man. He was that good. And then somebody said to me, he never fought nobody. Now all of a sudden, Earl didn't fight nobody. That was what we used to say about Terrence. Now all of a sudden, Earl didn't fight nobody. Because he made them all look like that. Yeah. And Terrence and Earl fought like three or four the same people.  They always have an excuse to knock you down. They always have an excuse to knock you down.  This was elite boxing. And elite boxing is so much fun to watch. The problem is everything else is so boring. There's only one other thing that even to me gets to that level of like, I'm not going to front, I was in the house and I didn't even realize how excited I was until the fight. I was watching. I was watching the undercars and everything. And then I'm like, man, my knees started getting weak on spaghetti. You know what I'm saying?  I'm like, yo, we about to watch Earl and Bud. And then I started getting like, I had to start doing breathing exercises.  I was just nervous.  I got no money on the fight. You know what I mean? I don't have a person that has to be either one of them. That's you when Izzy fights. But that's your guy. That's your actual guy. So that makes sense. Yeah, I guess you're right. But sometimes we identify with people we don't even know that well. Like I've done that with boxers my whole life. I've done that with fighters my whole life. And you know it's the highest stakes, right? You know, it's not like it's not a game. You can't play fighting or whatever they say. You can't play boxing, man. This is, I felt like that when Earl was getting beat up, man. I was like, I feel like Bud is doing this to all of us. Yeah, but like Bud is doing this to every critic who said Earl was going to beat him.  Like he just went out there and showed off. But you gotta, I mean, I cannot, we have to give credit to Earl though. That's the thing because like. He kept getting up. He kept getting up and he kept pushing. That is a tough kid. He showed me why he survived those car accidents. Pfft. He showed me why. He survived those car accidents. Earl's pinch does not stop. That man is damn indestructible, man. He couldn't do damage with that overhand left, bro. He would throw that overhand left and it maybe, I mean, look at that. That still lands, but he caught him with that uppercut first. Go back to that uppercut because that uppercut was so fast I didn't even see it. Bro, you can hardly see it on the replay when it's slowed down. So once Earl loads up the left hands, Bud shoots that uppercut. Earl kept getting up. It's already slow, it was back up. No, no, it's good, it's good, it's good. Watch how fast he bounces right back up every time, man. I mean, it's amazing. Kid is tough, man. This is when they had to stop it like, okay, okay, okay, enough, enough, enough. It's over, man. The kid is tough. And even then, he's like, why? Why stop it?  We know you're not gonna stay down. Nah, he's tough, man. Earl's tough. Nah, he's a beast, man. He's a beast. But Terrence Crawford is something special. Where do we rank Terrence Crawford? All the time, Walter Wicks. Man, there's been a lot of great welterweight fighters, man. Great, phenomenal. There's been a lot of... Is he top 10? Yeah. I got him top 10. Yeah. Yeah, I'm curious where he ranks himself. I mean, here's the thing. Let me tell you the other thing about him. He was like, I lead at the y'all. I love that. He said that, he was like, I lead at the y'all. Yo, rankings, yeah. He said, I lead at the y'all. He said, I know what I've done and I know what I do, but I leave the all-time rankings to y'all. I love that. I'll be honest with you. I think that even with boxing, with basketball and sports a little different because there's actual numbers and stuff like that, but definitely with art. It's like, that's the something that the people decide. Yes. You can't decide it. The people decide whether you are the greatest, right? And you hope that the art that you're creating matches with what the people really want or need. And then in this brief moment in time in history, you get to be the greatest. And every generation is gonna forget about the person before them that they don't even know about.  The greatest boxer of our generation, this next generation has no clue who they were. They don't know how nice Oscar de la Hoya was. Not saying he was the greatest, but they don't know. A lot of these guys don't even know how nice Floyd was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what you can only hope for is in that moment of time, people are like, oh my God, you're the greatest. And that's really up to the people. All you gotta do is focus on the art, focus on what you're doing. That's a beautiful perspective. Yeah, because we were having the conversation. You do know when you're great because when Bud put that performance on, immediately people start saying like, yo, could he have beat Floyd in his prime? And I'm like, it's hard to say. But if he fought like he fought Saturday night, he'd get Floyd some trouble. I'll tell you one thing. Not only would he give some trouble, there are so many similarities in their game. They're very different fighters, but the similarities that I see is impeccable balance. You do not see, not for one moment in that fight, Bud off balance. Footwork is amazing. Amazing. Amazing. Like he could chatch out, slide in that motherfucker. Easy. Every punch, thrown, perfect balance, perfect pullback. I think he hits way harder than we thought though. Like I knew he hit hard, but watching Earl's face, well, first of all, watching Earl get dropped by a jab in the second round, which is unbelievable. But then watching his face by the fourth round be swallowed up like that, I'm like, well, how hard is God damn Terrence Crawford hitting this man? Like how hard is Terrence Crawford laying into this man?  I just don't know how often you're gonna touch Floyd. That's the thing. That's when people don't, that's when people feel to realize about Floyd, because when we think boxing, we think punching, punching, punching, there's never been a better defensive fighter than Floyd money here wasn't. Never. Offensively, he's just immaculate as well. There isn't a single flaw in his game. His jab is perfect. His little check hook is perfect.  He didn't have the punching power at the weight that he came up at. But if you look at Floyd's career, when he started at, I don't know if it was 130 pounds or 135, whatever it was, like he was knocking people out. Are you playing people out?  What's really impressive about Bud is he keeps going up and the power is still there. Now keep in mind, he's not a one shot power. He's not one shot and you're going to sleep. No, no, no. It's cumulative.  And yeah, it's just beautiful, man. It's beautiful, man. It was, it really was tough to watch.  I was like, God damn, Earl. And then his corner couldn't throw in the towel. Only the ref could do it. And honestly, I feel like Bud carried him a couple rounds. Wait, really? I do. Interesting. I feel like Bud could have ended that fight a lot earlier if he wanted to. So you thought he would, there's a great fighter who fought a welterweight. His name was Pernell Sweepie Whitaker. Oh yeah. Pernell Whitaker, this is before Floyd. People would say it was the greatest defensive boxer ever. And then before that, you can go in history, there's plenty of other people that say, but Pernell was unbelievably talented defensively. There's a great video of like when he's fighting Oscar de Hoya and he dodges like 13 punches in a row. It's just unbelievable what he could do. And Pernell Whitaker, people would always say, one Christian was, he could have gotten these guys out in whatever round he wanted, but sometimes he carried them a little bit. It felt like that.  Eighth round, he was just like, all right, we changed. Yeah, but ninth round, he got him up out of there. But he could, I think he probably could have got him out fourth or fifth if he wanted to. Personally, you know, personally, but I don't want to see a rematch. If they do do a rematch, you know, hey, God bless. I hope they get their money, but I just don't see what Earl Spence could do to close that gap between them. You know what I mean? And if there is something, if there is some type of neurological damage to Earl, I care about him going to get that checked out way more than I care about him avenging something in the ring because losses like that aren't bad losses to me. You know what I'm saying? You're Earl Spence Jr. Yeah, you fought. Yeah, you were undefeated. You were the unified, you know, walk the weight champion and you just lost to the better man. That's all. Like it's the, I guess it's- There's also more fights for Earl. That's the thing.  And there's other people- Is it though? Ryan Garcia, Earl Spence Jr. are doing it right now. Both of them coming off a loss. How big is Ryan? He was, he came down to fight Gervante at 140 but there was that rehydration clause. So 147 is where he wants to be. You have Ryan Garcia fight Earl Spence Jr. right now. They're both coming off a loss. I know, Ryan was in that weight class. Yeah. There's a lot of fights. I thought Ryan was with like Devon Haney and Chikor. That's 140. But he said he wants to come up, right?  Well, now that we're talking about it- Yeah, I don't want to see that. But my point is he's a huge name. You just said Mexican fan base, huge name. And then obviously Earl Spence, huge name. If we're talking about money fights- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the comeback. These are the guys. Put it up, see who's gonna take their career today. And I like Ryan, but nah, yeah. Yeah, I mean, I don't know, man. Like they talking about Earl going up to 150 something. I don't, he, you know. Steven A. Smith said Earl need to retire. I don't know. Here's my feeling about coming up is if you're not doing the damage at 147, like if you're not hurting your opponent at 147, the guy who's coming up from 140, I don't know if you're gonna hurt the guys at 154. I don't. Earl's hurt people before. I don't know, man.  I just want the best for everybody. Yeah. Especially after what I saw Saturday. I don't want Earl to make any rash decisions, you know? And I don't wanna see Bud fight boots. I would like to see Bud either do the rematch with Earl. And that's the other thing too. Maybe we sleeping on Earl. Maybe there, maybe Earl comes back and is it Lee in a second fight? Of course. Anything can happen. I don't know, man. I don't, after what I just, I don't wanna be a prisoner at a moment and say after what I saw Saturday, I don't believe that. But that's what we are. We're prisoners of the moment. We definitely are. We definitely are. But there is nothing like a great mega fight, man. The only thing that compares is the Super Bowl. When you got a mega fight, bro, when you got a mega fight on a Saturday night, man, there is nothing, nothing that can, at least to me, that competes with it like the Super Bowl. And you don't have to be, you don't have to follow the storyline. You know what I'm saying? Like you can just turn it on and watch two people go at it. You don't even have to know who these people are.  You know what I mean?  But at least they can follow it. It's a simple thing to follow. It's not like football where you like, so that H that they just kicked through, how much is that? You know what I mean? Or what does this call mean? And there was another thing that... Everybody understands a fight. They understand a fight. Another thing that happened during this fight that nobody's talking about, the doctor coming in the ring around the third or fourth round.  But this is where people feel like there's some residual neurological damage because they were like, why did the doctor come in the ring? He hadn't suffered that much damage yet. Like he only, I got knocked down once in the second round. I don't even think he was swelling up by the time the doctor came in the ring. And they was like, the doctor purposely didn't use the light pin. Because it could affect him? No, they said because that would have raised too much suspicion. Because the conspiracy is, everybody knows Earl is dealing with some type of neurological damage, but they're still... Push the fight. With the money fight. You know what I'm saying? So they said that's why they held off for 15 months to try to get him right. But they knew that he had no business in the ring, but they needed to get that money. And that's the YouTube conspiracy. I only want to talk in conspiracies. The truth is so boring. It's so boring.  And he called into somebody's radio show or podcast and that's what he said. But once again, I don't want to dwell in that because I don't want to take away anything from what Terrence Crawford did. Because the reality is, Earl had fights since these car accidents. There we go. And he was dominant in these fights. So let's not do that to Terrence all of a sudden, just because we saw him get demolished. Okay, let's continue conspiracy. Okay. Barack Obama's chef dies on a paddle board. First, there's nobody with them. Now there's somebody with them. First, the Obamas are in the house, they're not in the house. Now they were on the property. There was phone calls made from the house about what happened for whatever reason. The records on what was said in those phone calls have been wiped. Damn. Have you guys seen that? No, I didn't see that.  But still, it is weird that the call log would be wiped specifically for that call while the other ones are existing. Well, people who don't know the story, the Obamas personal chef and friend, Tafari Campbell passed away following a tragic drowning accident which happened during a paddle boarding excursion in Martha's Vineyard where Michelle and Barack have a property. Yeah. So was the Obamas on the property when this happened? Yeah. Well, they were in Martha's Vineyard. I don't know if they were literally at their house but they were there. But initially it was to their words. Here's my thing. God bless that brother. He could swim, there's videos of him swimming well. No, no, I mean that. Yeah, I don't know. Like there's videos of it out there. Would we be looking at this as a conspiracy if it wasn't two elected officials? And do we feel like this because of the Clintons? A lot of people died around the Clintons, man. Why are you yawning all of a sudden? They knew you was gonna talk about this? They put the couch here in my heart.  They put the couch here in my heart.  Did anybody check this before we got it? You never know. You never know. It could be that, bro. You gotta be careful, my boy. You and me, all of a sudden.  I was waiting for the conspiracies around this to come though. I saw when this happened, this was like last Monday, right? I think it was last Monday. I saw when this happened. I was waiting for the conspiracy theories to come, but the only person that came through for me was Dr. Umar Peryu. What did he say? He just put up a post and he put accident or nah. You know what I'm saying? And I was like, okay, I expect Dr. Umar to do that, but let me see, I haven't watched Fox News all week. How does it happen? You know what I think happened? Go shoot. If it's not a conspiracy meaning he was taken out, if something happened naturally, and we haven't had the toxicology report, is it possible he too had dated Maxine and while he's on the paddle board, he has a little bit of a cardiac arrest, which makes him not able to swim. Because there's no way that he just fell off the board and drowned. He has to have something, he has to hit his head and get concussed and then drown. He has to have a heart condition or something like that and then drown.  That happened to somebody in most corner that I know recently. What happened? Had a heart attack while driving and got into a car accident and died. They were, I mean they were older too though, but still, you know what I mean? I'm just saying. I mean, would it have to be Maxine though? It doesn't have to be Maxine. He could be, he is a chef. Maxine is putting work. Listen, we do have to acknowledge heart disease and stuff with the thing before Maxine though. Not really. Yeah, come on. It's been the number one killer for Apple. I really did. Look it up. Look up the number one killer of people with heart disease. Not really, not mostly no. Yes, man, heart disease. Look it up. Pull it up Taylor. Mostly not, mostly no. Heart disease has been the number one killer of Americans. At least black Americans. Not athlete Americans, skinny Americans, me and yous.  We don't, that's not true. I don't think that's true, Schultz. That's true. Some people are born with heart conditions, man. Man, come on. Pull it up Taylor gang. Well, let's, can we start with Americans first before we just jump the blood? Yeah, wow. What is the number one killer of Americans? We died too. Let's see. Heart disease. Is the leading cause of death for both men and women? This is the case in the U.S. and worldwide. More than half of all people who died due to heart disease are men. Oh, well, I mean that, that makes sense. But it's been this way forever. Half of women don't have no heart? No, because they're the other half. No, but aren't there more women in the world? No. Ah, so we over indexed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So if it's 60, 40. Shit, my heart starts hurting right now. Right there.  Right there, man. You gotta be careful, bro. But yeah, as I'm saying, heart disease has been the number one killer. So I'm listening. I'm never, I'm never not blaming Maxine. Okay, I'm just saying. You're based, bro.  You're so based, man. I'm just saying Maxine is the problem for everything. His everything is Maxine, bro. What I'm saying though, but heart disease has been the number one killer for the longest. Now, there's another theory that I've heard about this, right? When it comes to heart disease and a lot of the heart attacks and strokes that we've been seeing, that we feel like have increased over the past few years. What is it? What if it's COVID? So there's a lasting effect of virus. That's what they talked about with long COVID. Like how do we know this isn't after effects of COVID. So we could just have long COVID.  Maybe we don't, maybe we haven't paid attention. Look that up, Taylor. Look up, look up COVID in Maya, best of you.  My asthma came back. Like I had asthma when I was a kid and both times I got COVID, my asthma came back and then lasted for a good like five, six months after. Did you shave or something? Something looks different about you.  He always wears a hat. Is that what it is? Yeah. I did shave the beard down too. Yeah, something that's like a little Mr. Potato Henish, like it's a feat of some accessories, but it's not for real. No, no, no. How's that calcification coming? Calcification coming. Calcification coming. Calcification coming.  What's the word? You know the word I'm talking about. You know what? Al is sweating right now. I'm so excited. Damn, look, yo, he needs a towel. He did look a little different, like he does look a little different. You did something, bro. What you know about the guy who drowned him off his vineyard? What you know about the chef? Yo, is that why you sweating right now? Chill out, chill out. It's like you were in the cup or something. Bro, were you part of that? Illuminati, man. Let's see, heart disease in COVID-19, myths and facts. I don't feel like reading all that shit, man. Yeah, I'm good on all this. Yo, but the stat in it, we're on this fine, right? Yeah, you do it every day, bro, six o'clock. But we're good on that? Why, you fucking, what's your milligram? What's your dosage? I don't know. Mine's 40. I'll take one, bro. No, but it's dosage. He needs a 20, 40. I think it's a 10, 20, 40, 60. I can't do it. I can't do it. Which one you want? I can't do it. You got to eat right, too, though. I can't do it. He can't eat right. I do eat right. Look at me, I'm 10% body fat. I got it done today. Okay. So what do you got? Don't do that. So what do you got? I got it done today. 185 pounds. 10% body fat.  Don't do that. Don't do that. I'm a don't do it. I'm a don't do it. I'm a don't do it. I swear to God, I'm not gonna do it. Listen, I'm not lying though. Okay, I'm just making sure. I'm just making sure, man. You swear to God when you got a little issue going on. I literally did the machine today. That machine broken, bro. You lying, bro. You think you more than you did. You ain't.      Alex, you do look like a carb.  You're about, like, 20% or maybe 15. I'm 10%. No, you're about 50%. Son, why are they hating on me, yo? Come on. Tell them what. I don't know what. What? No, you're kidding me. No. What? What? What are you doing? What is this guy? This guy's crazy. This guy's crazy. Tell them what else we got, Tim. What else we got, Taylor Gang?  Man, Taylor's crazy, yo. Y'all know Taylor loved the 85 South Show. You're on the 85 South Show? What are you talking about? Like, I already knew. I already knew where you were going. You didn't have to spike it on me. What are you talking about? How are you talking about? You're on the 85 South? What else we got, Taylor? Taylor, show them the bed. What sauce is it? Taylor, show them the bed. A rancher. Taylor! Taylor, show them the bed. Show them the bed, Taylor. Chick-fil-a sauce. Definitely, Polynesians. Show them the bed. Show them the bed, Taylor. Taylor. I had to look back at it and catch it. There's a bear that's speaking to the Chinese. I've seen it. I've seen it, bro. What is up with the Chinese, man? Like, who do they think they foolin' all the time, yo? Listen, a Chinese zoo denies that their beds are humans in disguise. The viral video shows them standing on their hind legs and waving.  Now, I'd never claim to be the highest grade of weed in the dispensary. That's a Chinese person, bro. Come on, man. That's a Chinese person. Come on, man. You know it is. Like, why? The bear's kind of tall, bro. But why lie? That's a Chinese person. Why lie? The bear's kind of tall, man. Alex, look how the bear's acting. The bear don't move this human like, bro. He's waving. You got saggy jeans on in the back. Come on, man. They're drafting a lot about all NBA players. I might be, bro. You think that's the White Howard? That might be the White. Because that's too tall for all Chinese. But how tall is it, even? Son, you don't see... It looks tall from here. I think that's a five-foot. Whoever that is got punished after this. Say what? Whoever that is got punished after this because... How do they punish them over there? I have no idea. You can't guess? No, I don't want to. There's no way that you want to guess. How do they punish them? I don't know. I was just seeing if you knew. I have no idea. The Chinese real would punish them. Why do they have fake bears, though? Say again? Why do fake bears? Because bears don't exist in China. But why lie?  Like, what are they thinking in this moment? Now, okay, okay, okay. Conspiracy theory. Let's go. What if this is a bear? Listen. But it's one of their bear human hybrids. It's a hybrid. They made this in the lab. They made it in the lab. They made this in the lab. And unlike Corona, they kept this in the lab. They kept it in the combined space. But they are doing that. They are making human and animal hybrids. And this is one of the first ones. What if this is that? But now they're trying to throw everybody off because the video came out. They throw out this headline that it's a human in disguise. You start the rumor that this is a human in disguise but you don't want people to start asking the real questions. Which is? That's a hybrid. That is a hybrid. That is a bear human hybrid. That is a teenage mutant ninja bear. Ninja bear. Yeah. Come on now. I thought, yeah, yeah. Come on now. I could see it. I'm, yeah. Come on now. I figured they would do it. Teenage mutant ninja teddy. Talk to me. Come on now. I think, yeah, yeah, it looks like a human.   It might be. Oh, this is what's down there too. He's dressed like Alex, gentlemen. Alex and Kanye West dressed just like this, yo. Am I lying? Is he not in the Kanye West fashion show right now? Something going on. No, no, Alex dressed like Kanye West. You could put me in that. That's cool. Those are the black baggy pants, right? The white sheer shirts that y'all be wearing. Oh, you're saying the new Kanye that walks around with the bleach-haired blonde girl. What is this right here? What is this? What is this? It's his chest area? What is that?  He's got the chest. It's a bear human hybrid, bro. Come on, guys. Yeah. Come on, man. Why are we sitting around acting like that's not a bear human hybrid, bro? What would you make a hybrid with if you could make one? What would you hybrid? Human and what? I think that I would have to go with what I've seen on movies, and I feel like turtles would be the safest bet. Turtle. Could they cool? They protect us. They live all the time. They learn karate. You know what I'm saying? They do eat a lot of pizza. You would have to go with turtles. Like, why would you... The turtles... Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, they're trying to get fed. I mean, that's weird, bro.  So this whole time bears could stand, but they choose to walk. Where's the tail and the bear? It's a tail on the bear. It's a bear, bro. Bears have tails. No. Don't they have those little tails? Well, maybe there's a little one there. Yo, that's really a bear human hybrid. Yo, that ain't no man. And that's not no person in a costume.  Bro. This is getting out of hand, bro. There's a man who spent $20,000 to buy a... Pull it up, Taylor. A dog costume that he could walk around where he looks just like a collie, is it? Pull it up, Taylor. It looked like lassie. I mean, it is just crazy. What's going on, yo? China, what's going on, yo? What is a search engine? Taylor, why do you use... Japanese man who identifies as a dog goes for a walk in public and enjoys being stroked by strangers. The man spent over $15,000 on a costume. A custom-made, realistic collie dog costume. Weird or cool is the question that we're being asked.  The fact that he identifies as a goddamn dog. The one stereotype that men have been trying to run away from forever. How does he fit in it? He must be a short guy. That's a convincing one. That's a little Duvall, bro. Better than a bear. That's a little Duvall. Duvall...  That's gotta be Duvall, yo. And listen. Okay, okay, okay. Conspiracy.  You walk around a park.  Sexual assault or not? Yeah.  Yeah. But we don't imprison dogs. Women are allowed to get away with it. Get the microphone. Get the microphone. Tell her. Tell her. My dad's... I mean, my dad.  He tries to hump me all the time.  So why you don't press charges? I can't. Why? So can you press charges against a man who identifies as a dog? No, because he's still human. I'm asking. Can you press charges against a man who identifies as a dog, though? A dog doesn't know better.  He decided to be a dog. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That's bigoted. That's bigoted. You are really being full right now. Bigoted. This man identifies as a dog. And he decided when he was a human, he wanted to be a dog. So therefore... No, he was always a dog. He was trying to fit in as a human, but he couldn't because that's not who he was. He was a signed human at birth. They didn't ask him what he was. He's had the dog in him since day one. Come on, man. Come on, man. You're not even being sensitive to this man at all. Yeah. He was three, two... So if a dog is humping you, you would treat him no different than you would treat your dog. I know that he was a human first. But it doesn't matter. It ain't first. He was born to be the dog. He decided to buy that costume as a human. He decided to buy that costume, put himself in that costume. I can't believe how insensitive you're being, yo. So therefore... He just did so he could feel more comfortable in his skin. You are being so insensitive, yo.  That man identified as Lassie, and you will not give him the respect... Damn, I don't want to miss canine him. You're not giving him the respect... Damn, I keep saying him. But no, you can call dogs him, right? Yeah, dogs are him. You're not giving this dog the respect it deserves, yo.  It's insensitive of you. Listen, if you want us to put him in the pound, I'm with you. I support you in whatever decision you make if this dog humps your leg without your consent. I'm with it. You know what I mean? I just want us to all be on the same page when they come at us. You know what I mean? When they come at us, there's going to be a problem. He spent 50 grand so he could just feel like himself. Yeah, where did he get the 50 grand from? 15. 15 grand. Where did he get it from? Can he get money? No, no, no. But where did he get it from? When he was working as a human? I don't think so. I think dogs should make money all the time. I already did security. He was a guard dog. Guard dog. That's what I heard. That's what I heard. That's what the screens of Japan told me. The screens of Japan told me he was a guard dog. Yeah, but regular dogs don't get their money for being curious. I respect them, though. I respect them, too. He's making a risk, boy. Why, being Japanese and being a dog? Because he could get a different harassment? Is that what you're trying to say? I'm just saying, man. It's a big risk. Big risk. Being dog phobic. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. They was being dog phobic. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Terry, you were being very dog phobic. You really don't care? You on smoke, yo.  Whoa! That's crazy. That is crazy, yo. God damn.  Word is born. You ain't even trying to understand them, either. That's crazy. Have you ever tried to be a dog?  When I was a kid, yeah. I used to walk around like a dog. You identified as an alien. I know. Nobody said anything? Hold on a second. I did. Hold on a second. We're not going to skip past that. She's a dog, bro. She identified as a dog as a kid, and then she suppressed it, and that's why she jealous of this man who's actually gotten in touch with who he really is. That's you. You a hater, yo. Typical. Come on, yo. Let's do it together. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.  Come on, Taylor. You can really do it. Stop suppressing it. Come on, Taylor. Be who you are. Come on, Taylor. You can identify as what you want to identify as you can be free. Come on, Taylor. Alien. Taylor. Come on. Come on. Nothing but the dog and man. Taylor, Taylor. Come on. You know the person who made that? Taylor, come on. Taylor, come on. Come on. You do know George Cook made that song. He made that song for people who identify as dogs. You do know that, right? You said what? When George Clinton made that song, they made that song for people who identify as dogs. That was so liberating. I honestly wish that you had the courage to do that. That was so liberating. That's right. I wish you had the courage. My pink came out. No, no, no. I had the pink. That's right. The lipstick came out. How is he going to the bathroom the next house? By the way. You think how he goes to the bathroom? Yo, yo shows. He's not the only one. We're acting like, you know, we haven't had people who identify as dogs amongst us forever. Snoop Doggy Dog. DMX. Thanks. You know what I mean? This is a common thing. He literally wrote nothing but the dog in me. And they did all this stuff. Wow, wow. Literally in the Snoop movie. In the Snoop, what in the Snoop music did he transform into a dog? Transform into a dog.  You're not a dog.  That's right. You scared. You scared.  Straight up. What's your favorite position in bed? Of course it isn't. You hater. What is it? What is it? Watch, what is it? What is it? You scared to do doggy stuff because she'll resort back to her natural form. That's it. Come on.  What's your favorite position, Taylor? What's your favorite position? Riding. You like riding. What? You got this. Like, not in bed. Like, the guy has to be on the couch. Oh, she's a lap dog. I think the mats were constricting the vision.  That's a big shot. That was a good one.  Yo, you know what's crazy? Sometimes you get the things that you want to be. Listen, what type of dog does Taylor even have right now? Taylor. You said what? Taylor, dog you have. A freaky. You have a little freaky. Have Taylor ever rode in your car? Say it again. She ever rode with you in a car? Oh, no. Favorite thing for Taylor to do?  Roll the window down. Head out the window. I'm just realizing it.  I caught her with her tongue out of it.   This makes all the sense in the world. Wow, Taylor. This makes all the sense in the world, Taylor. Taylor, that is trance. Even if it's watching you, stop lying. Okay, Taylor. Yeah. What? You wanna watch us? Taylor, I'm with you. I support you in whatever you identify as. Me too. If you wanna be a dog, I'm with you. You a dog. I am with you. I support you. I support that guy in Japan. I support all of y'all. I have no problem with what y'all are doing, y'all. He is brave, though. We do have to talk to him. He is brave. Was that a woman's head? Was that a woman's head? Was that a woman's head? Was that a woman's head? Oh, okay. People don't realize that they think this is a fun little game. No. He put the target. The reality is, you could end up in the wet market. Say what? You could end up in the wet market. You could easily end up in a wet market.  You don't know. You don't got no collar on. You know what I'm saying? Nobody knows who you belong to. Oh, wow. You're just running around. Hey. Just saying. Just saying. You wanna pay some bills? Let's pay some bills. Motion cards, man. Salute the motion cards. Motion cards. Thank you for always sponsoring the brilliant idiots. This show, this episode is brought to you by Simply Spiked, man. With your day one friends and a refreshing Simply Spiked in your hand, you can squeeze every juicy drop out of summer and keep the good times going even after the season ends, okay? 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Show us what you got, church announcements. Abu Dhabi. The life tour is coming to the Middle East. Abu Dhabi, baby. Abu Dhabi, Abu Dhabi, Abu Dhabi. October 22nd. I believe by the time this episode comes out, the tickets will be on full sale. If it comes out during the pre-sale, use the promo code Andrew. Either way, you go to theandrushulse.com to get those tickets. October 22nd, October 21st is UFC 294. October 22nd is the life tour. Same arena, gonna be wild. Very excited to go out there, check it out. So go get that. And also we got some tickets left for Dublin, theandrushulse.com. We might be adding another show in Manchester. So look out for that and get all those tickets right there. Thank you so much. We also have Niagara Falls, Falls U Casino. And then we have Windsor, Windsor, Ontario. And we're gonna be doing that September 22nd and September 23rd. Get some tickets for that, theandrushulse.com, the life tour. And Charlotte, what you got? I got a few things, man. Salute to the National Sales Network. They're having their annual conference and career fair this weekend in Dallas. I will be there Friday as the keynote speaker. That's gonna be at the Sheridan Dallas Hotel. I'll be there Friday. So I'll be there as the keynote speaker. Then on Wednesday, August 9th, I will be at the Schaumburg Center for Research in Black Culture because my guy, Jeezy... Do I got Jeezy's book on me? Yes, I do. Jeezy's book coming out, Adversity for Sale. I believe it comes out... I don't know when it comes out. It comes out in the next couple of weeks, but I'm doing a conversation with Jeezy. August 9th, doors open at 6 p.m. at the Schaumburg Center in New York, New York. And Jeezy's gonna be doing a book signing immediately following the conversation. Oh, it comes out August 8th is when the book comes out. So, yeah, a day after the book comes out, me and Jeezy will be in conversation at the Schaumburg Center. And Mom's Corner, as always, August 12th, 12 p.m. to 3 p.m. I'll be having my annual back-to-school bookbag drive and fish fry. Free food, free backpacking, school supplies, free haircuts. Calcify those little kids' hearts. There'll be options. No, they won't. Do I have free haircuts? Make sure you wash the kids' hair before you bring them out. And that's from 12 to 3 August 12th at Berkeley High School, Berkeley High School Student Parking Lot in Monks Corner, my annual back-to-school drive and fish fry.  It's available for pre-order right now. It's called Invisible Generals. That's the next release on Black Privilege Publishing. And make sure you go check out. Thank you to everybody that's been checking out Alicia Renee's Unleashed Love. I've been looking at all the reviews. I love going on Audible because, you know, you can leave reviews on Audible and talk about the project. And I have no problem reading those kind of comments because whenever people spend money or take the time to actually listen to something, their reviews are actually real reviews. It's actual constructive criticism. It's not like YouTube or a comment on Instagram. You know what I mean? Like, these are actual reviews and people get the rank so they can do one star to five stars. So I've been enjoying seeing everybody's reviews on Unleashed for Love. Y'all seem to be really enjoying the project. So thank you. Make sure you go check that out on Audible. I just saw on Instagram right now that the greatest female boxer of all time, Clarissa Shields, unbelievably talented, brilliant, brilliant, brilliant boxer, called out Keith Thurman for a fight at 154 pounds. And then she goes, serious, I think I can outbox him.  Well, what does Keith identify as? Native American. I haven't seen him in a while. Keith hasn't fought in a while. He's fought like four times in six years, maybe? Still, I don't think there's any woman boxer that can beat any male boxer regardless of weight.  I agree with you. I think Clarissa could beat, I don't think Clarissa could beat Keith Thurman. Keith Thurman was a world champion. Because one punch is going, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And she is, without a doubt, the greatest female boxer ever. Why did she pick Keith Thurman? Wow, disrespectful, yo. I know he hasn't fought in a while, but damn. Did he not call her back? Clarissa, that's my girl. I'm saying she's unbelievably talented, but you have to judge that talent within the framework of being a woman.  I did want to see, and this was floating around a little bit, I think Clarissa would hang in there with Jake Paul. I do. You're signing a death certificate. I'm going to tell you why I feel that way, because Clarissa has way more experience in the ring than Jake Paul. And I feel like just defensively, she could avoid enough punches. Jake Paul is 200 pounds. Well, they have to fight in a catchweight.  I ain't saying that. She's going to fight a 200-pound Jake Paul. She said, what weight for Keith Thurman? 154. What does Clarissa fight at now? I don't know what she fights at now. I think Clarissa could do some damage against somebody like a Jake Paul, because Jake Paul is not a real boxer. No. He's a better amateur than a lot of people. No. I think Clarissa could do some damage. She's not going to be able to hurt him at all. So if she doesn't, she's not going to, he weighs 200 pounds. So he's going to walk through all the punches, and then he's just going to fight, though. Even if he comes in at 180, how low can he actually go? Jake's a big guy.  I'm just telling you. She's a woman. I think Clarissa can beat Jake Paul. I'm glad I brought this up. Who sports takes the better than mine, yo? I'm glad I brought this up. Who sports takes the better than mine, yo? She can beat Jake Paul at what? Boxing. I think Clarissa should. That's who Clarissa should call out, Jake Paul. It's a big money fight. It'll be a big money fight. Everybody will want to see it. It's the battle of the genders, right? Jake is going to bring an audience. Clarissa is going to bring an audience. She's a two-division world champion, right? Undisputed, I believe. She's undisputed, two-division world champion. She was the only one to tell Terrence Crawford this weekend. There's never been a male undisputed two-division champion. She was the first undisputed two-division champion. Nobody's questioned her ability as a woman and nobody's questioned her success as a woman, the quote as she calls herself, the greatest woman of all time. She could not beat Jake Paul. I ain't saying she'd knock him out. I think she could beat Jake Paul in the decision. She went off points. Bro. I do. I do. I do. That's when you should be calling out Clarissa, not Keith Thurman. Call out Jake Paul. This is so wildly disrespectful to Keith Thurman. Keith got to respond to this. He did already, didn't he? What'd he say? I thought he did. I saw what he responded. I thought I saw him respond. I'll fight Thurman at 154. So serious. All the respect in the world to him, I just think I can out-box him. Saying, as a woman, saying you could beat a man in your weight class is disrespectful.  She said I'll out-box him. Which is the sport of boxing. Yeah, but it's just like, I'll beat him. That means I'm going to be doing some ducking and dodging.  Like, honestly, that's the fight that I thought we were going to get Saturday. I thought it was going to be a technical fight where somebody was going to win off points. You know what I mean? Somebody was going to out-box the other. I didn't think that Terrence Crawford would do what he did to Earl. Nor did I think Earl could do that to Terrence Crawford. I think her saying out-box, because you know Keith's going to be pulling his punches, guys.  If he's going 100, he's fighting for his family's lives. If he's fighting for his family, if he loses, they have to do something horrible to his family. Right? If he loses, his family has to wear dog suits for a year in China. Damn! Okay, whoa, whoa. Wow. Damn. Woo!  What did Keith say about her? Keith said something about her, too, though. I'm pretty sure Keith responded. I'm just saying, this is a, this is a, like, Rhonda Rousey was going through this. I just think when women are so dominant against women, they think it translates to men, and since they never compete with men at anything, like, no man really tries when they're competing against a woman at anything, so they don't have a real understanding of what it is. The only time we try is during sex. Anything else that we're, like, doing physical with women, we take it very delicately. There's no...  Like, nobody's seriously playing hard against you.  It was the woman's team. So it's like, yeah, I think women get a delusional... You don't even know where to beat a guy. Oh, no, there's some women... In what? I think I could be Shikari Richardson in 100-yard depth. See, now we talkin' about sports that actually women can bust.   Come on, I don't think so. Yeah, they can. In basketball, I mean, listen, I'm passing... I have a heart condition, so now it's different, but, like, in my heyday, not a single woman could beat me in basketball in my heyday. Not a single woman that exists on planet Earth could beat me in basketball.  Let me tell you something. Lisa Leslie would not score a single point.  Rebecca Lobo would not score a single point.  None of them would score a single point. I'm being... Just impossible.  Listen, I'm retired. I have a heart condition. I have a heart condition. I'm retired. Why do you think that so much, though? Like, you don't say that about a lot of... Well, actually, you do. You just have a lot of confidence. And I win every time I say it. You never played against him.   There's no rule that says women... What NBA player did you play against?  J. Williams. Yeah, J. Williams. I don't remember seeing this. You know what? That's your disrespect for you, though. You added a son to J's name because you feel like you sunned him. I mean, did I not? Did I not? Disrespect. You know what I mean?   And I'm just saying, there's no rule that says women aren't allowed to compete against men in sports. But they're just not good enough. That's why they don't do it. And it's great that we have a division. It's great that women can play sports against each other and develop their games. And a lot of times their games, like, for example, female tennis, is some people argue more interesting to watch because there's way more volley, it's called, where the men's game is so much power. But there's no rule that says any of those women can't compete against the men. They just can't. And once we all accept this and acknowledge this, it's fine.  It depends what it is, though. Name one thing they can beat men at. I mean, when we're talking about athletics, we're talking track, basketball. The Olympics. What Olympics sport? I can't say that. Taylor, come on, stop, Taylor. You can't say that. Why? Even the things you mentioned, y'all, if they're going against actual other players of that sport. No, I've seen some, I've seen... Name it. Women dust other track dudes. No. Get some fast. Not possible. Speed is different, bro. No. Speed. No. You can time speed. Yeah. Yes, it is possible. It is possible that the greatest female runner of all time might be able to beat a UPS driver in 100 meter dash. You think you could be as... You never seen them UPS drivers run away from the dogs? You never seen them do 100 meter dash on a yard? Not real dogs. I'm sorry. Why would you do that? What makes a dog real?  I know, I know, I know. What makes a dog real? Sorry, man. Please forgive me. God damn, bro. You're right.  How do we say this? Okay. Cis canines. A cis canine? You're not running from a cis canine. You might get away from a... You won't... You won't run... Yeah, exactly. Because they're not going to be as fast, yes. Cis canine. That's all I'm saying. You tell me what sport women are better than men at. Birth? What one is... Google it, Alex. Google woman beating a man. I believe track, swimming... Google woman beating a man. And guarantee it's Jay-Z in the elevator. That's the only thing that's going to pop up. That's the only thing that's going to pop up. By the way, you just disproved your own point. How's that? Jay got beaten at the elevator. That's what I said. Woman beating man. Oh, I thought you said man. Oh, okay, you're right. It's all good, my boy. You know what I mean? This is a sport that women beat men and compete the same.  Go. Let me see. Equestrian. This is hilarious. Hold on. That's so disrespectful. No, it's not. I don't want to read the note. From back there, let's have a go at it. Equestrian. Not good. Equestrian. Equestrian. That's horse racing. It's not even horse racing. It's horse dancing. It's horse dancing. The horse doing all the dancing. Okay, but listen. Women just win because they weigh less. Bowling. There ain't no way women are better at bowling. I'm sorry. It's horse racing, but that's car racing. They're not better than men at racing. Bowling. Dana and Kepatrick won once. This is not a good. Rock climbing. They're not even close. Yeah, but this isn't fair because equestrian, like you said, the horse does it. Son, say that word again. Hold on. What's the difference between equestrian and horse racing? Because they got equestrian and horse racing. It's equestrian.  Horse dancing, bro. They're not even better than that. They won once at that. Come on, bro. Why don't you get off that list? That was interesting. No. Five times female athletes beat men. Let's see. Oh, now we're looking at the outlier. Billie Jean King wins Battle of the Sexes. Against a guy who already retired from tennis. Not a real one. What else? I don't count. I guess we count tennis. What else? Scroll down, Taylor. Jackie Tawanna wins by a knockout. Nicknamed a female Muhammad Ali. The American female heavyweight knocked out Larry. Larry what? I need pictures, bro. I need to see visuals. A knuckleball princess. What's this? Baseball? Yeah. Professional baseball. Okay. Who else? What else we got? It was number two in one. Skeet shooting. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's all I'm saying. I know the boat doing all the work. The boat's sailing, right? So all I'm saying is I hate that it comes down to this.  That's disrespectful. I don't think Clarissa Seales could beat Keith Thurman. I think she fucks Jake Paul up, though. That is crazy. Do it, dude. What's up? What's up, Jake Paul? He has a good 50, 60 pounds on him. He needed to catch weight. So what, though? Bro, just don't catch weight for 60 pounds. He needed to catch weight. If he's so confident, he'll drop that weight. He's not going to beat up a girl. I don't know. How would that look up to Keith? She has for it. I'm going to keep Thurman. I'm going to keep Thurman. I'm going to drop weight to beat up a girl. I'll do anything. I'll do anything, man. Hit a girl legally. She has great defense. Maybe are they, though? Huh? She don't need it. Taylor said, what if she can build a fence? What if she can build a fence like one of our cousins? What if she can build a fence? Taylor is so great.  You're really a dog, Taylor. Taylor is really the funniest person alive.  Bro, I saw him talking to you. After some else, man. He really is. He's the nicest guy, but he really should be a politician because I don't know when he's telling the truth. I don't even know if he knows. Am I the only person? You was checking him, though. Not really. It's just when Envy said he's watching the doc and he's being so, I'm like, what doc did you watch? I didn't get that from the doc. That was literally thinking, can you believe anything that comes out of his mouth? Maybe not. That being said, when he was fighting, that motherfucker was a warrior. An absolute warrior. And listen, I know you don't ever want to sound like the old guy and be like, they don't make him like that anymore. Boy, they really don't make him like that. And he ducked nobody. And a pretty motherfucker smiling, perfect teeth and getting that ring in an absolute savage, bro. I forgot how good De La Hoya was. I'm not lying. I remember it, but to your point about, when you talk about generations, by the time he fought Floyd, he was toward the end. And I was paying attention to the world. Even in the Floyd fight, he wins the first four rounds. It was a split decision. It's not like Floyd watched him. He won four rounds or something, then Floyd took over, but he fought well. That's what I'm saying. And Oscar fought wars in the ring. He fought wars. That's why wars where he would lose, come back when it gets, you know what I'm saying? He got robbed on some decisions. He beat Tito Trinidad easy and then got robbed. A lot of people said he beat Shane Mosley, got robbed. He was in there, bro. No, he was that guy. The funniest part was when they showed him when he got caught wearing lingerie. And the way he does it in the doc, they showed the lingerie scene and he never really quite says it was him. And then he go, at the end of the whole thing, he's like, and we bought in a guy and the guy said it was Photoshopped and forensic said, isn't that? I'm like, Oscar, come on, bro. Just admit it. He did admit it. Not really in the doc, bro. Oh, no, when he spoke to you or something. Shit. And then he said, yeah, it was me. Yeah, it was me. But my point is, why even put that in the doc? Why even put that they hired a forensic person and the forensic person proved that this wasn't real? Why? That's double talk. That's political double talk. Oh, I thought that he admitted in the doc that they hired that person as like a PR. No. He said that when they finished that scene, go watch it. When they finished the scene, he goes, I'm clear. And then it goes on to the next thing, yo. And then on Breakfast Club, he just admits that he did wear it?  It's just in that moment. I'm like, Oscar, you got to cut it out. Yeah. Like, just come on, man.    Like, you don't even, like, why? Nobody really, truly cares.  And people will run with it.   You can, I can put out a rumor about me today.   That's a good point. What else we got, Taylor?  I just want you to know, like, you should have never even researched it. For real.  I was, I was with it. I had a good defense until I realized that that's just not the facts. They start bringing up sailing and bowling. You know what I mean? Like, these are the top ten. Like, God damn, not one track meet, not one. Nope. Jesus Christ. The horse dancing. Nope. The only way we will find out if a woman... I know you're not going back into this. The only way we will find out if a woman, one of the professionals, like, beat one of the men in running track is that they do it by themselves. Oh, you're saying that they can't just go off the times that they record? You're right. But I'm saying... What a hum. You're right. You're right. What just happened? Taylor, what just happened? You're right. You can do that. We can do that. You're right. Whatever. What happened? The only way to tell who is faster between men and women is for them to race next to each other. Take that away. Not that little time measuring device that they've been using from the beginning of the Olympics. The only way... Wait. I know men do it under 10 seconds and women do it under 12, but there's no other way. Wait, but honestly, technically... Do you remember when we raced?   Technically. I'm a sit-down podcaster. Technically. Look, listen, though. I demolished you. What are we gonna have a race for? What? No need for a rematch. Why not? No need for a rematch. No need for a rematch. No need for a rematch. No need. I saw it. We saw what we needed to see. I saw it. That was bad. Game over. How long ago was that? Some years ago. I still don't know if she's crossed the finish line. Did you? No, no, no. Did you? We're still waiting. We're not doing this. But look, I was gonna say, though, with that, they could still race, because maybe her momentum gets more... Oh, my God. Taylor. You don't believe it right now. No, I do. I do. Come on, Taylor. I do. But take away, take away track. What about, like, tennis and stuff? Taylor, what about Cardi B you were about to talk about? It just stopped. You mean throw a mic at it? Is that what you're saying? We need to throw a mic at Taylor. This is crazy. All right, here. Oh, God. Kiki, do you love me? All right, so Cardi B told them to throw water on her. Then they did, and she got angry. Okay, talk to me. What do you think? This is interesting because Cardi did tell people to toss water on her. The only thing I can think is that she either forgot that she told people to do that or she realized it wasn't that part of the show anymore. You know what I mean? What do you think? I don't know. I mean... Oh, but see, she said, she also said that she did set a boundary. So she said I don't want to look... We can play the audio, but she said I don't want to look ghetto, but I told y'all to splash my pussy, not my face.  I don't like that, so I kind of like that there's a little payback going in her direction.  And look, the thing is, she said I'm sorry. Yeah. She apologized immediately, you know what I mean? She just thought she was participating in the show. You know, she's clearly a fan of Cardi B. Yeah, but... You know what I mean?  That's the other thing. That was a mistake. You can't tell a crowd to participate in nothing. The only thing a crowd should be doing is singing your songs word for word and waving their hands in the air like they just don't care. Because people are going to take it too far. You know what I'm saying? Like, every single time.  Yeah, it's not smart. I don't know, man. I don't think it's smart, dude. Yeah, me neither. I'm with you. I don't think it's smart. I would not recommend it. And I would not reward that at all, because people are going to do anything they can for a moment. People are going to do anything they can for clout, man. And now they're saying that Cardi is being investigated for battery. Oh, God. Hey, man. If I'm Cardi B, if I multi-millionaire throw a microphone at me...  I'm hitting the deck. A lawsuit. I'm dropping on the floor. Y'all not going to know whether I'm going in the cardiac arrest or not. You know what I mean? I'm going to hit the floor shaking. You know what I mean? They're going to have to pull me out of there. They're going to have to drag me out of there. Yeah. All right? And we can settle for something simple. That's it. You know? You probably got about 3, 400 to do this show. 100K. That's it. Give me 100K. I'm good. You know? I'm good. You're saying that if it wasn't alcohol, or if it was alcohol. It don't matter. Yeah. Yeah. What does it matter? It doesn't matter.   Look at Drake's shows right now.  Now girls are bringing broads to the shows, throwing them. It's amazing content. Don't get me wrong. But it's setting a precedent that it's okay to throw things on the stage. And Cardi goes, yo, throw some water on me, or whatever holds me down. Everybody want to have a moment with you. I don't know, but why are they throwing broads on Drake's stage? Like, what song does Drake have that's about titties? Like, what is the reason? Like, I get girls love drinking stuff like that. Because heavies are popping, bro. It's heavy season. It's heavy season? It's heavy season. That's what it is. Does he say something to encourage it? Because I feel like there's like one moment where that happens. I saw the show twice, and it's like, both times at that moment is when people start talking. It's got to be something, yo. But I don't know. Is that the song? No, I don't know. It's definitely not the song. But it was like, it's almost like people knew, oh, this is the moment to take a break. That's interesting. Hmm. I don't know. I don't know. So broad gone? Is that going to be the name of his next album? We tried. What else we got? We tried. I got to cut that off. I got to cut that off.  You should have went to the Beyonce concert, man. I can't believe you didn't go to the Beyonce concert. It was amazing. It was amazing. I was. I was emotionally drained, bro. I was emotionally drained. I drank three shots at the killer Saturday night. I was so... I don't know why that fight did that to me, yo. I was so hurt. I was beyond devastated. Why? I don't know. Do you have a kinship with that? No. I have no relationship with Earl Spence. None. And I like Bud. I like Terrence Crawford. They're two of my favorite fighters. But I just really was emotionally drained after that fight. That shit... You know what it was? I think I worked myself up. Your face? I think I worked myself up, too. Because I thought that we were going to see like the greatest welterweight fight of all time. Like, I thought... I mean, it was. No, it wasn't, man. No, no, no. It wasn't the greatest welterweight fight of all time. I thought it was going to be competitive. It was an absolutely amazing fight. I thought it was going to be one of those...  We saw Earl go down for the first time.  We saw Terrence go down for the first time. You know what I'm saying?  You know? And at the end, it'll be a split decision. And then we can't wait to see... Number two. You know what I mean? Because in my mind, I've been saying this for years, this is going to be the type of fight that's a trilogy. That's what I was thinking. And I don't know if it was the letdown from that or what it was, but that just...   And red wine is good for the heart. And I do like... It's not good for it. Yes, it is. It's just so funny. It's just not horrible for it. No, it's good for it. It's like the least bad. My doctor said you should drink red wine. It just thins your blood a little bit. Well, that's what we need. Yeah, but it also has things that aren't good, which is like alcohol. Red wine? Yeah. It's plant-based. Oh, my God. It's just... So is cocaine. The purists don't do nothing. It's this fentanyl. When they start adding Rihanna makeup to this shit, that's when motherfuckers started nodding. When they start adding... I'm serious. When they start adding this finish to the coke, that's when motherfuckers started getting out of here. Rihanna's fault.   Rest in peace, Paul Rubin. See, we Herman, yo. The goat, yo. See, we Herman died 70 years old. It's so interesting. From what? Cancer. Oh, no. Yeah, my daughters were watching... My daughters were watching one of the Peewee Herman movies this weekend. Peewee had made like a little... I mean, it's not new movies, but the old ones. I think they were on HBO Max, I believe. They're on one of these streaming services, but they've made like a comeback. My kid, my seven-year-old and my four-year-old were literally watching them... Was watching one of them this weekend. Literally. And then yesterday, when we had the... You know how when you go to... You press home on your remote and all the streaming platforms will come up? And it said, rest in peace, Peewee Herman. And I want to say it's HBO Max. But when they saw him pop up on the screen, they was like, oh, Peewee. And I was like, yeah, he passed away today. And they was like, really? No. What? And they was like, oh, man. But he was 70 years old. So, you know, I don't know if they realized he was an old man and they were watching old stuff, but... Yeah. R.I.P., man. Rest in peace, Angus Cloud. Yeah, R.I.P., Angus. Do we know how he passed? They said his... They said he buried his father last week. And they said that he has been in a very, very, very, very deep state of grief since. Yeah. And you know, he's always been dealing with mental health issues. You know, they say he was staying with friends and family to try to get out of the funk that he was in. So, you know, do with that information what you must. Yeah. Just step all over Angus. We just weren't even finished talking about it. God, leave, bro.    I had no idea you were going through.  I like what you did there.  Wow. You ain't even saying rest in peace to Angus Cloud. She was the first person in the group chat yesterday talking about, damn, no, what the fuck. But soon as we give him some respect on the pod, you just dismiss him.  That's really telling.  And I don't know why.  But the thing about Angus Cloud that's interesting, and Taylor asked me this earlier, Taylor was like, we never getting euphoria now. Why not? They haven't even started filming? It's got pushed back to 2026 anyway. Oh, because of the writer strike? Yes. But what I was telling Taylor was the thing about Angus' character, and I don't know where the scripts were, we don't know whether his character lived or died at the end of last season. He did, man. No, we don't know that. It was his brother who died, but he... No, we saw his brother get killed, but the cliffhanger was we don't know if Fez died. Well, eventually he probably wasn't going to die, but now they're probably going to make it. We don't know. But to your point, they can do that now. Can remember the police kicked it in and just started busting. But I thought after he saw his brother die, I thought he like... They didn't show him surrendering? No. I don't remember them showing him surrendering.  So we don't know if he lived or died, but I mean, this is an easy way now. Sadly, you know, to write off that character. And they said that in 2026, when it comes back, they're not even going to be in high school no more. You know what I'm saying? You know? What are they going to do with him? Probably got killed in the police raid. Look at all these other people got killed. You know? Police just came in there busting. You know?   You see? Remember they just started shooting. He's surrendering. Now he's telling them don't shoot.   You four is a great show. I do. I watch it. I love it. I remember this, but I just don't... I thought... I thought that the kid died, but he doesn't. But they make it seem like we don't... You don't know what happens to the Feds. Because he... Feds gets hit. Oh, Feds is hit. Yeah, Feds gets hit. They shooting.  Ass letting that...  Fast forward a little bit, Taylor. I just want to see what happened in the last minute.  And they make us wait till 2026. See, you don't even know if Feds dies. Feds might have... That might have been a fatal blow to the stomach. Look at his eyes getting glossy.  Bang!  You know? I do not remember this play.  Yes, I remember. I do not remember that play.  This one, they ain't playing with them. This one, they ain't playing no games. This one, they ain't playing no games. Right there to the chest. Hey. Feds could have died right there. He got hit. He could have died right there. You already got a fatal shot to the stomach. We don't know if it's fatal, but it could be fatal. His eyes were glossing. And then he watched his brother die. Done. Yeah, he's dead. What else we got? We'll do... Oh, what about aliens? Oh, the aliens? Oh, man, yeah. I've been trying to tell y'all. It's fake. It's not fake. It is. There's no evidence. Nothing's real. No, it's nothing. There's some guy. Nobody's going to get in front of Congress like that. He has no evidence.  There's nothing he admitted to. There's no evidence. He said that he's been told. What does that mean? Listen, man. All I'm saying is there's 100 billion planets. You ready? What? There's aliens, bro. I saw them. I've seen them. Just as much evidence as that guy has. But I've seen UFOs. Tammy has a video from yesterday. And she saw... Listen, we saw... First of all, I've seen aliens before. I've woken up the extraterrestrial standing over me. I've told y'all these stories a million times. You've read my book. Y'all know what this is. I have no reason to... But you also said you turned it to a werewolf. So that's why it's like... I didn't say I turned it to a werewolf. A lot of people do not believe you because of that. My ears sharpened up, and I stopped myself from actually transitioning. Now, I was in Aguilo over the summer. First canine transition? Listen, we're sitting on the beach in Aguilo. And there's a couple of people that can vouch for this story that y'all know. We're sitting on the beach, and we're looking out, and it was like this... You know how you see a star in the sky? But it was like a star over the water, right? I'm like, that looks like a star. That could be a boat, but I'm like, it's like one o'clock in the morning. And it looked like it was off in the distance, right? But then we saw like this green... Say you're watching the water, and it's the reflection of the water, right? But it's dark, but the water looked like it turned green. I'm talking about not like a... Was that green like a bright green underwater at night? It's just the moon reflecting off.  That same green light, after a while, we was just sitting there. It was out of the water, and it just flashed. I'm like, y'all saw that shit? For us, of course, I'm the only person that sees it, right? So nobody believes me.  Oh, here you go. So I'm like, I got everybody watching this spot. It takes a while. About 15, 20 minutes later, the green light again.  It could have been a buoy. It wasn't a buoy. We're on this beach all the time. This is a place that we were at, and we stayed in this place up with a green light, bro. Yeah. In the same place, just flashing every so often. Then the next day, right? The people that work at the house, I'm talking to them. I'm like, y'all, we was on the beach last night. We saw X, Y, and Z. They both look at each other. I'm like, show them. They pull out the phone. They show us a picture of the night sky on that beach, looking like it had... Looking like somebody literally had pulled a zipper down and opened it up, and it was just like this greenish beam out the sky. And she was like, somebody took that picture. I'm like, what is that? They was like, we don't know. I'm just telling y'all. It's 100 billion planets in the Milky Way Galaxy to think that we're the only life. No, I don't think we're the only life. On one of them is insane. You don't think there's aliens here at all? Yeah, maybe. I don't. You don't? Why? Why, yeah. Look at the diversity of life on Earth. Everybody loves to be the first person to discover something. Somebody would have said something. How do you know that they haven't made a pact? I'm not against the idea of there being aliens. Google Richard Nixon extraterrestrial pact. Google it. Google it. Yeah, Google that. Google it. Alex, Google it. Google Richard Nixon extraterrestrial pact.  Why wouldn't they make a... Why wouldn't they have an understanding? If they've been here and they've talked to us before, like, why wouldn't they have... What makes us think that they wouldn't have conversations with our government? What do you all think Area 51 with Air 51 is? It's tourist spot. It's... Really? You don't think it's like anything at all? Tell us what you see, Alex. Interest.  Richard Nixon extraterrestrial pact. It's impossible. It's a mad documentation about that. You erased right there a whole article with pictures. But what does it say? It's a long ass...  Basically, the gist of it is Richard Nixon met with extraterrestrials back in the day. They had a whole pact about how they weren't going to be revealed to the world in exchange for technology and aliens being able to come here and do experiments as well. But why would they... Why would we know that news? Ronald Reagan stood in front of the UN and said, verbatim, why are we beefing with each other? This is when Russia and America had the issues. Why are we beefing with each other? One day we might have to face bigger issues like threats from other planets. Why would a president say that? To stop war? What if there's actual threats from other planets? Have there been? Why couldn't you just say, do we really want to nuke each other? Because human beings need... Nuke is enough, bro. Yeah, but human beings need a common enemy in order to come together. That's natural. History says so. I used to believe that, but... I used to believe that.  Yeah, I used to believe that. In that picture from the beach, they didn't send it to you? That would be great proof to show people. Yeah, I didn't ask them for it. And you didn't take a picture of the greens? I never had my phone on vacation. You're saying it was... Everybody there, that 15, 20 minutes you were waiting for that thing to pop back up, nobody gets their phone. Hey, let me document some aliens. You know what's so funny? You're right. Nobody did. It neither motherfuckers that be on their phones. So that lets you know why nobody ever knows. Maybe they do something to us when they're in our vicinity that makes us don't want to do anything but stare at them. That's why Jordan Peele made that movie Don't Look Up.  Maybe. I'm just saying. Let's do ask an alien. The house is over. Nah. I just think it's arrogant to not believe in extraterrestrials.  Is that why you decided to go hatless today? Nah.  What? Like, you ever go to a psychic? I've talked to mediums before, yeah.  No, I didn't know. She said that when guys wear hats all the time, people think that they have a bald spot. Yeah, they do. So that's why you started taking it off? I didn't know that people thought that you have a bald spot. So I just wanted to make sure my motherfuckers know that I'm good at fishing. Yeah, I'm good at it. Let's pay some bills.  It's called Hat Fishing. I didn't realize that was a thing. I got my hat.  What'd you say it was?  No. What you mean? What you mean? Hi, Tom. It says, if you could be one video game character, who would it be? Sports video games don't count. Ooh, that's cool. Great question. Who would you be? Spider-Man video games seem sick. I don't know if you can do that though. Why not? Because that's like comic book character too. Yeah, video games are made of comic book characters. I like Mario, bro. Hell no. Mario is ill, bro. Especially after watching the movie. That's what you would be. After watching the movie, maybe not off the video game, but that movie, Mario was the fan. Any video game character, and you go with Mario. You just downgraded. Mario the goat, though. Who picking up Mario? Luigi? What he doing? That's his guy. That's his brother. That is the goat cartoon video game character. Who's a bigger video game character than Mario? Link? Nobody. And this movie proves that he left everybody in the dust. This movie made over a billion, a couple billion dollars worldwide. Who would you be? Mario's the mascot for all of Nintendo. Fair. Ryu. Ooh. That's fire. That's fire. Crash Bandicoot? I just love that game. That's a throwback? That's definitely a throwback, for sure. Yeah, Spider-Man just... I think you have a Mike Tyson punch-out character, Taylor. Ooh, which one? What? What? Brilliant. Listen, let's get active. I'm going to let Brilliant listen, let's get active. If Taylor was a Mike Tyson punch-out character, which one would she be? Oh, God. Which one would she be, y'all? God is the worst. Which one would she be? I got $100. That's not fair. For the person who... For the first person I see get the answer, I'm thinking. That's not fair. Y'all are going to have to send me these comments. Where should they leave them at? Where can we see them? Oh, on the YouTube video when it comes out? There you go. All right. Going to YouTube video, the first one I see, because I don't be on the camera, I let somebody send it to me.  Y'all can't see me in the streets for real. And I never played it. I don't know what to say, Mom. What character would you be? What, from my type of bunch? No, just the video game character. Mario. Oh, yeah, you just say that. And you got on overalls today and you're going to disrespect Mario like that. Yeah, because it's like... You a wild guy, y'all. You don't want no powers or, like, special abilities? Mario got all of them. He just jumped. When you get on his shrooms? Yeah, but you got to find the shrooms. You always looking for mushrooms. And Mario got on his shrooms, y'all.  You were right about that. Buzz Downs said... No, go to MB-52. Okay, MB-52 said how long do you shower? Good one. I kind of do the white boy showers. I ain't go front. Come on, bro. Where I don't wash my lower half.  Y'all have the most hair on your... Why? I don't feel like it gets that dirty. And it's also kind of... Look how you wear... I got a heart condition. Look how you... You know what I mean? Look how you wear your pants already.  So they're gonna be dirty. You're right. I should do them more. But I kind of white boy shower. What about y'all? I got... I think I would probably range between five to seven minutes. Yeah, that's very reasonable.  You know what I'm saying? Balls.  Last? Yeah. I don't use the rag on my face. You don't use... You don't wash your face first. My face is the first thing. I don't use my face with the rag. Exactly. But still. That should be your first thing. I do my arms. Arms first. Chest. Legs. Feet. Nuts. As. Then face wash. You... After you wash your nuts? After I'm clean. I don't know about that. Yeah, right. That's not weird.   And the rag got the...  The suds. Yeah, the suds. The suds again.  I don't use a rag on my... Y'all use rag on your face? No. I don't use a rag ever. What do you use? You really don't. White people don't do that. What do you use? Women use luffas. Everyone should use something. No. I use my hands and I use a soap bar.  Yes. I picked a little dangle berry by myself. You and your wife use the same soap? It's really nice. Not a soap bar. We use the liquid soap. But yeah, white people don't do like that. We don't wash like that. No. Don't do that. I hope your wife washes. She got a luffa. She's a girl. That's for girls. What's your favorite sour soap shit? Saliva. Okay. I like that. Y'all don't use saliva? Y'all just talk to it and clean it? Y'all really don't do that? This guy's crazy. Whatever my wife buys. This guy's crazy. What do you think Ice Bice Mom's name is? Old Spice? No. Since we're on the shower. What else we got to tell? What else we got to tell? What is the first thing you would ask an alien? Who wants to know that? What's that person's name? I could ask him that. What is the first thing you would ask an alien? Abduction or probe. No. I think the first thing I would ask is where are you from? I would want to know. You know what I'm saying? Where are you from? What if they tell you Mars? Then you know everything. They been lying to us about Mars this whole time? You know what I mean? What if they tell us Jupiter? What if they tell us Pluto, Saturn? What if they tell us about a planet that's in our solar system? You think they will understand us already? I don't know. I don't know. It's hard to say. Probably not. I don't know. Because think about it. Here on Earth, there's people from other places who speak different languages. We don't understand them. So probably not. They probably wouldn't speak our language. But then I would think that if they're an intelligent life form then they're a bi-planetary lingual. I would think. Why do we think that they're so intelligent again though? Because they got to us and we didn't get to them. Exactly, Taylor. Whoever gets there first is smarter. Jesus Christ. Yo, this is a good one. I know what we were basing on. Techie Poppy said, what era would have been fun to do a pot in? Oh. Talk about it. You weren't going to say that. The era we was in. Talk about it. What you motherfuckers went crazy. 90s. 90s. 90s. 2000s would have been absolutely unhinged. I wouldn't. I'm going to be honest with you. I'm being dead serious when I say this. I would not want to play in that era. You know why? Because you and I both rise to the level of our competition. And that, yeah, it was a lot of competition. We wouldn't want that. It would be too dangerous. It would be insane, bro. It would be insane. I would have loved it. We would have loved it. No, you wouldn't. Badge would have loved it. No, you wouldn't. We burned fast. We burned fast. Yeah, you wouldn't want that. No, we would burn fast.  Ooh, just, just, just. Now, that'd be crazy. Oh, my God. You have hoes on the show. Man, man. Going berserk. Man, man. Maggot Mondays. Maggot Mondays. Every Monday. Every Monday.  Oh, my God. Money Adam. It would be insane. Oh, man.  Oh, forget it. And then even as we evolved to the early 2000s. It's still being seen. It's still being seen. We still maniacs. Yeah, you don't want to. Yeah, that would be crazy. Why hasn't Schultz been a guest host on the breakfast club? Is it because he's white? Nah, Gary, no one's been on there. Schultz's busy.  Did Gary guest host or he was just a guest host? You know how he was a guest host? Oh, really? Yeah, Gary was a guest host for a couple of days. Good shot of the Gary. I love Gary. Yeah, salute the Gary. Gary can't get a Netflix special, though. Yeah. I think a girl energy on there is really good for your guest host. It's supposed to be. Yeah, of course. I love when the women guest host. I'm tired of it, though. It's time to bring this on home, guys. Ooh, what are you thinking? What do you mean? What do you want? Who do I want? I don't know, man. I really have no clue.  What's wrong with y'all, man? I have no idea, man. You know what I mean? You just got to watch the throne. That's what I'm telling people. Watch the throne. There's a third throne to be added in the Breakfast Club Studios. I don't know who it's going to be, you know? There's been a lot of great contenders. You don't have no idea. Like, having no idea at all. We have so many coming. I have no idea. Yeah, we got a lot more people coming, man. We got a lot more people coming. I have no idea.  I hope so. They still coming in with their hopes up. No, we really haven't decided. I'm just saying that I'm ready for the stable. I'm ready for the stable. Who do you guys come in still wasting their time? Who do y'all like? Who do you guys come in wasting their time? Who do you guys come in wasting their time waking up at the 4 o'clock in the morning to get there for nothing? Who do you guys come in? No, but listen, it's not for nothing because y'all, it's a great opportunity. It's a great opportunity. It's unbelievable. And people, what I love about when people come to Breakfast Club, they really get to see how big of an engine Breakfast Club is. You know what I mean? Because they're like, God damn, their social media is going crazy. Their numbers go up. And I get to do their homework. Oh, God, here she is. What? They don't do that because you weren't also encouraging me. Taylor won't let nobody get no love. You weren't letting his cloud get love. Now you won't let the people that we just talking about get no love. And if they don't get my specialty, they'll tell them maybe. Give it a minute, Taylor. Give it a second. Jesus Christ. Jesus. Ron, who do you like, Alex? Who have you liked so far? I like Jess. Jess who? Hilarious? Yeah. I like. I like my good sister, love Justin Depp. Who? Rodney with Jess 100%. I like my good sister. Love Jess. I got Jess back for years. I actually like when we's in Mandi, we don't have time.  I mean, don't get me wrong.  But, you know, we's in Mandi. I don't, you know, yeah, they were good. But I think that's good for a guest hosting appearance. You know what I'm saying? I'm talking about people that you would think permanent wise, who would you like? Yeah, I would say. And then what's the girl she's been on recently? Lauren LaRosa. Young girl, right? She was on last week? Yeah. She's been on TMZ? No, I didn't know that's what she's from. Yeah, Lauren LaRosa. Oh, okay. Yeah, she's close to it. I think Taylor should get a shot. I think Taylor should get a shot. Listen. You don't want a shot? Listen. Never would appear. I just think personally, Taylor should get a shot. I can't tell you who it's going to be, but I can tell you who it's not going to be. Okay? Right? It will never be there. They just like to use me as their little toy puppet that's all. What? Who ever does that? I don't like to bring me in on different topics. I really don't like to bring you in. I don't. I don't. I don't. Taylor. What is he going to have? I know. Who do you like? I don't know. Shows, who do you like? I like Taylor. Yeah, I take back my time. I like Taylor. You need some dog in there, bro.  You need some dog in there. Thank you. Dogs eat breakfast too. You need some dog in there. Dogs eat breakfast too. What? What? Shows. I am Shows. I am on the show. You can hear my production. Taylor made it. Every day. You know what? I'm not even going to ask that question. I was going to ask. There was a question up there about you. I'm not even going to ask it now because you want to make everything about you. Taylor again. Why am I making everything about me? But Taylor does do amazing production. She really does. Yes. And that is what she needs to be doing. Producing. Yes. Be heard. I'm in a room for a whole team. Okay. Through imaging. Alright. Talk through your imaging, Taylor. Alright.   We don't need to know how that brain works outside of those amazing, that amazing imaging you do. Imaging. What a breakfast book. Tell them where to get your imaging, Taylor. Where do they get your imaging? Where do they get your imaging? Where do they get your imaging? If they want some of that amazing imaging, where do they go? Right now, the website should be done next week. Okay. But you guys can DM me. I have actually like a portfolio where y'all can see the rates and charges. Taylor made it? Yeah. Taylor motherfucking made it. Is there anybody you like for a permanent goal? I think Jess is great, man. Jess who? Jess Alarius? Why do you keep saying Jess who? Jess who? My good sister, Jess Alarius. I love Jess. I think Jess is great. I think Taylor would be the best. Yeah, Taylor is the best. She's busy though, because she's obviously doing her imaging, but I think Taylor would be the best. Oh, what about Angela Yee? Yeah. Danny Rose 843 says, Angela's show killing the way up with Yee. Angela killing on her show. She just had a great interview with Offset. Oh, wow.  Yeah. Yee doing her thing. Shout out to Angela Yee.   Destiny. Destiny. Destiny. I really have no idea, Danny. No, you don't remember our first conversation? What was our first conversation? So I was a phone up and board up, and I remember I kept hanging up on a girl, because she was asking about what I thought was like, she was asking about like old stuff, whatever. So I guess M.V. got a hold of her, and she was just like, Man, who is that person answering the phone? Blah, blah, blah. And I remember you came up to me and you was like, is that, does that bother you? I was like, no, I don't know who the person is. Like, why would I care? And then I feel like you respected that, and then that's from how it happened. You don't remember that? No. That's cute. What's your first memory then? Taylor, I've been trying to, I've been trying to forget about you since I met you. Taylor, listen to me, Taylor. Taylor, I've been trying to forget about you since I met you. I don't know. I dismiss every moment out of my head. Why are you hating on me? Taylor made it! Taylor made it! Taylor made it! How long did that drop is in Brilliant Idiots every time you bring stuff? Oh my God. Let's do one more. Yo, I'll do some Brilliant Idiots questions. Taylor made it. Let's do one more, Taylor made it. Let's do one more. Pick a good one, Taylor made it. Oh, this is the one. Let's do this. No, no, no, no. Save it, save it, save it. Boy, save it, my boy. Save it, my boy.  Save it, my boy. All right. I guess that's it, y'all. As always, if you've listed this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right.  That's my sister, Breakfast Club. It's the Brilliant Idiots podcast. Thank you for listening.