Hey, what's going on everyone? It's be over here again for another trailer reaction This one is by a fox searchlight and it is out of dog and didn't know this was coming out either Just popped up on my subscriptions a few days ago Didn't get a chance to look at it yet, but I am here now So let me go ahead and put on these headphones and y'all can stop listening to me talk But watch me Watch this trailer Here we go.  We're a pack of scary indestructible alpha dogs Atari Kobayashi you heroically hijacked a junior turboprop xj 750 And flew it to the island because of your dog Darn it I've got a crush on you We get the idea you're looking for your lost dog spots does anybody know Spots if he's alive may very well be living even at this moment as a captive prisoner Somebody is up to something Will you help him The little pilot Why should I because he's a 12-year-old boy dogs love those we'll find him Wherever he is if he's alive We'll find your dog It's gonna be a fight Where somebody spoke his language Oh To the north a long rickety causeway over a noxious sludge marsh leading to a radioactive landfill polluted by toxic chemical garbage That's our destination great. Get ready to jump That was a yeah, that was that we're Nordon I got everybody in this Okay, Jeff go blow my saw as well Like these are two Give me one second guys I just want to see something real quick. This is directed by Wes Anderson. I think he did that Budapest movie Yep, the Grand Budapest Moonrise Kingdom. I didn't see Fantastic Master Fox and the Royal Tenor Bombs. Yeah So that trailer didn't interest me really at all The only thing that would probably pick my interest to see this is because it is being directed by our tour West Anderson that did the Grand Budapest Hotel. I really did enjoy that movie Like I said, he also did the Fantastic Mr.. Fox I didn't see it but everyone that did see it and all those other films just rave about it But I did love the Grand Budapest But that trailer the Grand Budapest did interest me at least but the Isle of Dogs did not and it looks like it'll be great You know, it'll pull off some wonderful. Take now technology Techno technological It looks like it will pull off a lot of great technological Achievements and I still can't say that word probably for some reason but other than that You know, it seemed like the trailer was all over the place with the dogs and you know Japan and I just really didn't know what was going on, but you know You know, we'll see, you know, like I said, it'll probably have some technical achievements or whatever You know how they're shooting the film and how they put it together Would it be like stop motion and and whatnot and that's I don't even know if that's how it was done But you know really didn't care for this trailer, but you know guys that is just my opinion What did you think of the trailer? Did you like it? Did you hate it? Did it turn you on? Did it turn you off? Do you agree with me or do you disagree with me? Let me know in the comment section below Let's get this conversation going and keep it flowing. If you liked this video, go ahead and give me the thumbs up And if you didn't like the video, that's fine Just leave my comment below why and still give me the thumbs up since you're watching this video on YouTube Go ahead and subscribe to my channel so you get all the content that I have to provide You can click the bell so you can be notified when I make uploads go to my website Check me out there bookmark it and also guys look me up on social media I have a link to all that down in the description box down below So I would just want to thank you again for tuning in to my opinion slash reaction Slash review for all of dogs by Fox searchlight directed by Wes Anderson and before you go guys Don't forget that my name is Brennickie Davery and that's just my opinion. Peace You


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Hey, louder, louder, no, how about now? All right, so let's get this thing started. This is the very last session of the whole DEF CON. So first thing first, thanks a lot for being here and staying here till Sunday evening. You've been a great audience, and I'm amazed how many people are still around here. So thanks a lot for the audience, that's the first applause. Second thing, I think all the presenters, all the speakers did a really great job. I haven't seen a bad session, I haven't heard any complaints, and what I've heard was very positive feedback on every single talk. So another round of applause for all the speakers, you guys have been great. On the side now, I actually heard a proposal that next year we should rename DEF CON to either DevOps Container Con, or I actually prefer this one more, Pessimist Con, because apparently all the talks were about what doesn't really work, which is great, I like it. Not that thing. All right, another round of applause, because DEF CON wouldn't happen with a great work of all the volunteers here. All the people around. And this goes to all the session chairs, all the people who helped us before conference who struggled going through 500 submissions to pick the best talks for this conference, all the people who helped us with catering and setting up the social event last night. By the way, good bet the social event, do you guys like it? Perfect. And you can probably imagine that putting together this conference is like hurting cats. So here's the cat-harter master of the DEF CON organization team, Chris Ward. Big applause for him, please. Someone was asking me the other day if I'm organizing DEF CON and I was like, no, I'm smiling. Chris is the guy who was heads down all day long trying to solve all the issues that were happening during the conference, prior to conference, and making sure that everything runs smooth. So actually this deserves another round of applause for him, he's really great. All right, so anything that I missed about DEF CON? Probably not. Survey feedback. All right. So yeah, we appreciate feedback. We really read it, right? We do. I promise it's true. So guys, we'll be sending to all of you a questionnaire, and we would love to get some feedback. The conference always has some rough edges, so please tell us what we can improve. And Wi-Fi. Accept the Wi-Fi. Accept the Wi-Fi. Right. And HDMI. Don't be maxed, right? But what I wanted to say is that I'm actually glad about the way we organized DEF CON. It's all the volunteering work that is happening on top of the core stuff that needs to happen for this conference. So all the things like the mobile application and great videos that David is shooting here all day long, this is a volunteering activity.  Bring it up. Talk to Chris, and next year you'll be up here and you'll be doing it. So that's just a teaser for next year. And again, yeah, people are asking us about this great jumper that we have, so you still have a chance to win one. So let's get to this. As I promised you guys, we'll be doing something that we call a pop quiz, a knowledge test.  So first thing first. This is all the stuff that you can win.  I'll be trying to figure out who are the best conference attendees, because some of the questions will be from the talks that happen here. And I'm hoping to get like a group of 10 people that will have the privilege to pick some of this great stuff that we have here. We have power banks, what is this? It's a wristband for your phone. USB drives, great jumpers, hand sanitizer. That's for the germs, by the way. I hope you win that. All right, so let's do this. And I know you guys are a little tired. So actually, let's go through the rules first and I will ask you to stand up first. So the rules of this quiz are stand up first, read the question. There are two answers for every question. Use your left and right hand. Left hand is the first question. So it's actually like this. This is the left hand. Right hand is the second answer. Whoever gets the answer wrong sits down and doesn't play anymore. Whoever still stands keeps answering the questions until we have like roughly 10 people in the audience. And since this is a large crowd here, look at your neighbors and make sure that they don't cheat, okay? All right, so let's get ready for this, okay?  And I know that this is actually a really tough time of the day. So this very first question is a trial question. If you get it wrong, you still get to stand and stand. So first question, DEF CON 2018 will happen, will be organized during winter again or summer next year, finally. And then, which one have you spare? So what's your answer? Raise your hand. Left one for winter, right one for summer. All right, so again, this is a test question. So there's no right or wrong answer. But it will happen again during winter, I'm convinced. But so everyone still stands, right? There's again, no wrong answer here. And unfortunately, I disappointed those with right hand up. It's going to happen in winter. But okay, so now you guys get the rules. Any questions about the rules? Everyone gets it? Perfect, real question. So how many people came to DEF CON during day number one? More than 1,500 or less than 1,500? So left hand, more than 1,500. Right hand, less than that. All right, oh, this is going to be quick. So, and I have like 20 questions ready. So this is going to be really quick. During first day of DEF CON, we had 1,404, something like that. But over the old days of DEF CON, additional people showed up on Saturday. So we had more than 1,500 people over the course of DEF CON. So a little bit tricky question, I know, but yeah. All right, so whoever got it right is still standing, right? Perfect, let's get ready for next question. Cartesian monastery, it's the place where we are right now. Was founded in 1735 or 1375? So left hand, 1735, right hand, it's way older, 1375.  So this is the picture, actually, from back in the days. And you can actually tell where we are right now. It's a hole over there. And it's actually very old, 1375. Couple people sitting down. How many people do we have so far? 20, 25, something like that. Yeah, let's continue, right? Cool.  You guys had a really good chance to visit the museum here. Some of you were there, it's actually a perfect place. So can you guess what is this? Is this the very first computer ever built or a clock mechanism from the local monastery? So left hand for a very first computer ever built, right hand for the clock mechanism. And I guess you guys were, no, noble hands, please, Langdon. Everybody was right? No, sorry. But yeah, this is what I'm supposed to be easy. I'm really sorry about it. Okay, again, this comes from the museum. As you might have seen, there are a couple of really interesting old computers. What was the top selling game on ZX Spectrum? It's either Tetris or the game called Jetpack. We have some left hands, some right hands. Cool, it's actually Jetpack. Cool. So we're down to, we will still continue. Oh, let's do at least one more. All right, everyone is ready. What was the average temperature at registration desk? And it was either 11 degrees Celsius or 51 Fahrenheit. Left or right?  All right, it's like 50, 50. You guys are all right. So again, I'm really sorry about the weather here. Not much we can do about it, but it was surprisingly cold this weekend. All right, so this is a real question again. How many tall treks did we run during DEF CON? So treks were like the container stuff, the DevOps talks, Ansible, whatnot. Yeah, I guess so, right? Yeah, so it's either 26, left hand for 26, right hand for 21, it's 26. Cool, so I guess we have some winners, right? So come on, guys. So we have like five people, six people, right? Cool. So we have the, again, the privilege to pick whatever you want, grab some stuff. And for the rest of you, I'm not bringing this back, right? So we'll figure out how to get rid of it. Yeah, and it's a limited time offer, right? So you either pick something, yeah, this is all small size, right? Sorry about that. Really? And what is extra, extra small? Kitty. Hey, so I still have some questions. So do you guys want to do another round or, yeah? All right, so let's do this again. Whoever already wants some stuff, please don't play again. You've seen all the stuff here, you probably already have it. And whoever still wants to play, let's do it again. I've got some trick questions again, I promise. So this one will be quick again, okay? All right, so I'm glad you're enjoying this. So let's continue with some DEF CON statistics. How many speakers did we have this year? How many speakers actually presented here at DEF CON? 211 or less than that, 182, 182. Left hand, right hand, yeah, it's again like half and half, perfect. It was 211 sessions. So 211 speakers, as you know, we had several sessions where we had more than one speaker. So altogether it was more than 200 sessions and a lot of speakers. So again, great work, all the presenters this year. Jen, did you just, did I not sit down? I'm sorry. All right, so this is an interesting statistics as well. As you might have seen, we have a very cool DEF CON app with the schedule and there has been quite a few people from different countries that downloaded the app. Was it from 25 countries or 38 countries? Left and right hand, Neil, left, cool. There's actually six continents, 38 countries, which I find really surprising. So we still have a few people, so let's continue. So you guys have seen probably the keynote this morning with the famous song from Musichorn, a top hit in a Czech equivalent of MTV Awards, Zlaty Slavik, what is Zlaty Slavik, Golden Night, what is Slavik, Chris? Slavik, yeah. Slavik, yeah. Nightingale, right, thank you. So Golden Nightingale is the MTV Awards equivalent of Communist Times in Czech Republic. 1975 or 1979, you guys were paying attention in the morning. I'm surprised, it was 1979, cool. No, I'm not doing the dance, ask Mike about it. All right, some kernel statistics. I love these, so let's go into technical details. So how many people contributed to 496 kernel? That's the latest kernel, I guess, 410 is not out there, right? It's 269 or 540. Good, it's actually quite a lot of people, 540. What's that, way too many people, so we continue with kernel statistics. How many times the word fix me appears in Linux kernel? And I guess with both numbers, there's quite a lot of work to do, right? So it's either 1,100 or 4,400. Well, let's see who will come next year for the pessimist comp. You guys are right, it's 4,400 times, 1,000 times, 100 times, sorry, 4,400 times in the Linux kernel and I'm not actually, this is the upstream tar roll, I'm not counting all the patches that Red Hat and Fedora guys add there, I guess that would be double, right? Are we fixing that all? All right, hey, this question appeared on the quiz last year, and it actually killed half of the audience here because nobody really knew it. So Linus Thorvert's home pet name is a cat called Randy or he's got a penguin called Carl. Raise your hands, I don't see all the hands. Seems like this is going to be an easy one. Cool, you guys were here last year, right? This is actually from last year I guess as well. Linus himself still has a 12% of the code in Linux kernel or only 2%. Good, it's only 2%. Sorry guys. So how many people do we have? Two, four, six, eight. Do you guys want another question? Yes. So, all right, let's do a really last one and if you get it right, you can all come down, okay? Fedora Core one, some of you might remember this was released in 2001 or 2003. Raise your hand, don't look at people that are around to you please. So it was 2003, so come on down. So I see that Simone is a new jacket but unfortunately this one is extra small. So if you lose like 20 pounds, you'll be good, right? No, no, no. Well surprisingly nobody wants the OpenShift T-shirt. Like everyone just looks at it and like, yeah. All right, so we're done. We're done with this conference officially. Again, thanks a lot. Please make sure that you don't leave any belongings and stuff behind here. Make sure that we'll again leave this venue as clean as it was before we came here and there's still some stuff left here. So this is first come first served. Whoever wants something. Thank you.


The Craft Foods Company presents the Great Guildersleeve. Hee hee hee hee. It's the Great Guildersleeve starring Harold Perry, brought to you by the Craft Foods Company, makers of parquet margarine and a complete line of famous quality food products. Now let's join the Great Guildersleeve. But first let's decide which Guildersleeve we want to join. For Guildersleeve is a man of many sides. Shall it be Guildersleeve, the man of action? Oop. Or Guildersleeve, the guardian and protector of his niece and nephew. Leroy, stick in your short tail. Or Guildersleeve, the great lover. Let us drop in on still another Guildersleeve. The Guildersleeve the world knows as Summerfield's water commissioner, the big shot in his private office in the city hall. Guildersleeve the executive. I wonder what time it is. Quarter five? Must be later than that. Oh, Bessie. Bessie. That Bessie I'm going to have to let her go. Bessie. That I did, Bessie. What time is it by the clock out there? By the clock? Certainly feels later. Have you taken care of these things, Mr. Guildersleeve?  Yes, it's a mess. How do you expect me to get any work done, Bessie, when you leave papers all over my desk? Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Guildersleeve. You told me to leave all those folders on annual rainfall so you could use them in your budget report. Oh, rainfall folders. Oh, that's what these are. What's all this pile here? Oh, those are the monthly finance reports for 1945. You asked for them last week. No wonder what for. Yes, sir. I wondered myself. Well, take them away till I think of it. Yes, sir. What's all this stuff over here? Oh, that's your immediate pile, Mr. Guildersleeve. Immediate? Getting a little behind on that, aren't we? Yes, sir. Well, no time like the present, Bessie. Let's just wade through this pile and clean it up. Now? Yes, now. Put that other stuff in the files and then bring your book. Yes, sir. Let's see here. State Association of Water Commissioner. Dear Mr. Guildersleeve, we're making a survey to determine the average power input of municipal pumps in this state. If you could get these figures from your engineers sometime in the next few days and forward them to us promptly, we'll be greatly obliged yours truly. Bessie. Bessie. Oh, you're here. Call Charlie Anderson out at the reservoir, please. Yes, sir. Take this, Bessie, while you're waiting. State Association of Water Commissioners. Dear sirs, in reply to yours of August 10th. Mr. Guildersleeve, calling. Thank you, Bessie. Hello, Charlie. How's it going? You'll never mind how it's going. I want you to give me some figures. What's the power input on our pump out there? No, Charlie, that's no attitude. You mean you don't know? Then figure it out and call me back. It's not a waste of time. It's very important. And if you, hello. Hello? Hello. He hung up. All right, George, if I knew where to find another engineer. But I don't. What have you got there, Bessie? In reply to yours of August 10th. August 10th? Well, the survey must be over by now. Throw that away, Bessie. We'll tackle something else. Yes, sir. Let's see. What's this one? Mrs. Joel Toddbinder. I can't believe I used the amount of water for which you have billed me during the month of September. Kindly explain. Oh, there's four or five letters like that. There are? What do these people think we do? Make up meter readings out of our heads? Take this. Dear Mrs. Toddbinder. Several of these. Several of these, you say, Bessie? Yes, sir. And we ought to have a form answer for it. I'll make up a form letter and you can send it to all these people. Yes, sir. But I'll do it tomorrow. Anything else that's pressing? Well, the whole file requires immediate answers, Mr. Gilda Sweeney. Well, we made a good start on it, Bessie. I doubt if we could finish it tonight anyway. Suppose we get out as bright and early tomorrow morning. Yes, sir. What time is it now, Bessie? My watch says a quarter to five. It was a quarter to five, 10 or 15 minutes ago. Time to close up, Bessie. If you say so, Mr. Gilda Sweeney. I do say so. But bright and early tomorrow, Bessie. Bright and early tomorrow. I told you, time and time again, if you want to eat, you come to me right after school and I'll fix you something.  I'm not even hungry. Well, you better be hungry when you sit down at the table. I got us a roast of beef tonight with our brand new November points. Yeah. What's the matter with you, Leroy? Don't you feel good? Yeah, I feel okay. I got another bad report card today. Oh, that's what's praying on your mind. I thought you'd been my quiet this afternoon. I'm afraid Uncle hit the roof.  He sure was mad last time. I'm scared to show it to him. Make a clean breast of it, Leroy. That's the only way. Just say I've done it and I'm sorry. Yeah? Yeah, that's the way I do every time I bust a cup. Yes, sir, everything open and aboveboard. Hand it that way, nobody ever gets anything on birdie. Well, I tried hiding it last time. What happened? She... In your system this time, what could I lose? That's probably your uncle now, Leroy. Yeah.  The sooner you show it to him, the sooner it's all over. That's what I'm afraid of.  Well, anyway, isn't it nice that Uncle's home tonight? Thank you, my dear. There's something I want to talk to you about, Uncle. All right, Leroy, just as soon as I wash my hands. Okay. Yes, doesn't it? Yes, it does. I suppose so. I wish they go back to the old way. It's better for people's eyes, don't you think so? Possibly. They might save you. Leroy, it will not be necessary for you to supervise my washing. Well, I don't intend to supervise it. Stay out. I haven't even opened it. Well, a treat. Thank you very much. Something you wanted to ask me was there, my boy? Report card today, and it's pretty bad. Oh, let me see it. Come here, Leroy. Let me see the card. Yes, sir. Hmm. Report card today. Huh? I got my report card today, and I did swell and everything.  There must be some explanation for this, Leroy. It's just my fault, Uncle. That's all. I'm not blaming anybody but myself. That's no explanation. I never had any trouble when I was in the B-7. All that stuff is easy. Marjorie, I think you'd better leave this to me. Yeah. Well, all I know is anybody that tries can learn that stuff in their sleep. In his sleep, and I will handle this, please. Leroy, this is, well, it's very serious. I know it, Uncle. I sure hope I can do better next month. Yes. Well, I'm sure that you... I just have to work harder than ever. That's all. Are you kidding? Yeah. Now, Marjorie, let's not assume Leroy is insincere. I believe your brother is ready to turn over a new leaf. I think we should help him. That's right. If you buckle down and work hard, my boy, you can show improvement.  I should say not. Only all the stuff is so hard. It's over my head. It's not really, my boy. Not if you understand it. Perhaps I can explain some of it to you. Could you, Uncle? Help you every night of the week, if you want. Gee, that'll be super, because I really got a load. Monday night, I have to do English, and Tuesday night is my arithmetic night, and Wednesday is history. Don't tell me anymore, Leroy. You'll talk me out of it. This looks like one of my bad weeks. The Great Guilder's Sleeve will be back in just a moment. The other day, while I was waiting my turn at the grocery store refrigerator, I saw a lady trying to decide which spread to buy. Naturally, since my job is to sell parquet, I thought I'd give it a little boost. So I said, have you ever tried parquet margarine? I've heard of it often. Is it really as good as people say? Yes, ma'am. I know lots of people think parquet is fine. Fresh flavor is the best they've ever tried. Well, that's what I'm looking for. A spread for bread and toast that really tastes good. And I know that you're also interested in good nutrition. Now, in the package here, you'll notice that parquet is made from rich in energy vegetable oils from the farm, and that it's fortified with important vitamin A. And you can plainly see from the price tag that parquet margarine is only about half the price of costly spreads. Now, I'm just repeating to you folks what I told the lady, and I'm happy to say that I helped make a sale.  That's P-A-R-K-A-Y. Parquet margarine, made by Kraft. Now let's get back to our story when Gildersleeve has been getting along with the education of his nephew. To tell the truth, he hasn't really got around to it. Monday night... Well, Monday, something came up. Tuesday night... Tuesday night I ran into a friend. Wednesday night... Well, Wednesday was something else. Now, it's Thursday, and even Leroy is getting on easy. Look, Uncle, let's face it, I've got to write a composition about the Missouri Compromise and I've got to have it in tomorrow. Founded Leroy, haven't you done that yet? No, and that's not all. I've got about nine million problems in arithmetic and I'm apt to draw on a whole lot of spelling. Why do you let it pile up this way? Why do you keep putting it off? I was waiting for you to help me like you promised. Excuses, all I get is excuses. You did say you'd help him, Uncle Mord. Thanks, Mordge. When I need to be reminded of my promises, my dear, I'll ask for it. Well, holler, I'll be up in my room. You... That girl... is such a thing as being too smart. I wish she'd get a low-report card just once. Well, Leroy, come on, let's see what seems to be the trouble here. What's your most difficult subject? History. What don't you understand about it? I don't get it, that's all. I can't learn it. Never say can't, my boy. Well, I can. Nonsense. History can be a very interesting subject. If you approach it properly... Well, how do you approach it? I'm learning it. Just learn it, that's all. But I can't. Don't keep saying that. Of course you can learn it. I learned it, you can learn it. Now, for instance, you've got to write a composition about the Louisiana Purchase. Very well. The Missouri Compromise. All right, the Missouri Compromise, it's the same thing. Are you kidding? Well, that is, I mean they're related. Everything in history is related, my boy. That's the important thing in history, to learn the relation of things. Now, for example, Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin. Remember that, Leroy, that's mighty important. But it was Rogers and Clark who discovered the Northwest Territory. I don't get the relation.   What was it to be? The Missouri Compromise. Oh, yes, that. What was the Missouri Compromise, Uncle? Well, it took place in Missouri, my boy. Natch, but what was it? It took place some years ago, as I remember. I forget the exact date. I know the date, 1820. Oh, what was it? The Missouri Compromise? Well, it was a sort of a compromise. That is to say, it was, well, just what it says, the Missouri Compromise. Everybody knows what the Missouri Compromise was. Uncle, will you tell me one thing? What? What good is history anyway? Well, history is a lot of good. If you learn it now, it'll help you in later life. How? Well, that depends. It depends on what you do in later life. Yes. Have you given any thought to that, my boy? What do you plan to be when you grow up? How should I know? Confounded, Leroy. You see, that's what's a matter with you. You have no purpose, no sense of responsibility, no plan in life. You just live from day to day. Kid! If you're old enough to stay up till 9.30 at night, you're old enough to be responsible. You've got to organize yourself, my boy. Start making sense. Doorbell! I'll get it! There you go. Right while I'm trying to talk to you. Your uncle's manning to go to the meeting, do you know? I don't know, but he's right in here if you want to talk to him. Oh, hello, Horace. Evening, Gilday. Going to school board meeting? I can't. I promised to help Leroy with his homework tonight. Oh, I'm sure Leroy won't mind. I never break a promise to a child, judge. That's something I make a point out. Ha! Leroy, go to your room. You can't work down here anyway with people dropping in all the time. Pardon me? Oh, no offense, judge. Stick around. Leroy, you go upstairs and get started on that composition. I'll come up later and see how you're doing. But you still haven't compromised. Why should I? It's all in the encyclopedia. Go look it up.  That's what the encyclopedia is for, to look things up in.  You guys go upstairs and get to work. I'm going to do about him, Horace. No power of concentration. Puts everything off, completely disorganized. Oh, I don't know. I was talking to him just now. Absolutely no sense of responsibility, no thought for the future. I asked him what he wanted to be when he grows up. He doesn't know. The boy has no life plan. What's your life plan, Gildy? Huh? I say, what's your life plan? What do you mean? Well, what thought have you given to the future? Are you going to be a small town water commissioner all your life? The office of water commissioner, Horace, is not one to be sneezed at. Hmm. Big frog and a little puddle.  I resent that. I don't know where you get off to talk about Leroy. You're not even a very good water commissioner. Horace. Well, be honest with yourself, Gildy. Are you? You aren't there half the time. You shilly shally, you put things off? There's no saying you know, Gildy. The destination is the thief of time. I know, I know. Well, it's true. You've been in that office three years now. What have you done? And what did you do before that? And what are you going to do in the future? I don't know, Horace. I just don't know. I'm saying this is your friend, Throckmorton. You are my friend, Horace, and I hope I'm yours. I've always so considered you. But what you've got to realize, old friend, I'm only saying this for your own good. I know that. What you've got to realize is you've been in that office on a political fluke. And you could be bounced out tomorrow. Horace, you haven't heard anything. No.   That's all just a small-town politician. You don't know beans about hydraulics or anything else. And you've never taken the trouble to learn. You've just been so dog-gone lazy. Horace, don't! Now, it's true. All these things you accuse Leroy of, he's just a chip of the old block. You're right. I've been a bad uncle. Well, I wouldn't go as far as that. I have. I've set him a bad example. Oh, it isn't that so much guilty. But what provisions have you made for the future? Suppose you were to get the can tied to you. Done. Have you made any plans? Have you saved up any money? I don't even need to ask. I'm no good. I'm not worrying about you. Somehow. But what about Marjorie and Leroy? Those two sweet children. I'm no good, Horace. I'm just no good. I have nothing to do with me. No, no, old friend. That's not the way to take it. I'm a failure.  Well, be that as it may, and I'm not altogether denying it. The thing to do is not to give in to it. What do you mean? Advise me, Horace. Well, you want to be a success in life? You want to be a good water commissioner? Make yourself one. But how? Work. Study. Improve yourself. Who would have bet early? Get up early? I will. I'll go to bed at nine o'clock. Study engineering. Learn hydraulics. Learn... But how? I'm no chicken, you know. Why, any good correspondent school must have a course in hydraulics. Right to the... I'll do it. I'll write to him this very night, Horace. Oh, Judge. I don't know what to say to you, but... Thanks, old friend. Thanks a million. About the majority. Compromise.  I have problems of my own. Well, for a cat's sake. Bertie, Marjorie, where's last Sunday's paper? Last Sunday? Yes. Why is it that Sunday paper always has to be thrown out before I can get a chance to read it? This is Thursday, Uncle Morris. Yes. I never throw out nothing, Mr. Gilseed. I put all the papers in the woodcloth at bed just as always. First I ever heard of it. We'll never mind, Bertie. I'll... Hey! Here it is in the woodcloth. What's the use of the woodcloth? If you're looking for the funniest buying a chance, they might just possibly be up in my room. No, I'm looking for the book section. Here. I saw it in here. I know I saw it in here. Ah, the Alexander Hamilton Institute. Now, clear out, everybody, please. I've got to write a letter. Marjorie, get that junk off the desk, will you? Come along, Lee Roy. I never heard such a fuss about writing a letter. Who's he writing to, President Truman? No, Alexander Hamilton. Oh, no. Who's that? A minute I sit down, I've got to get up and answer this. Well... I just dropped over to see if there was any gentleman who would care to invite a lady to the movies. Gee, I'd like to, Leela. They're showing romance in the rain. Oh, well, I'd love to go, Leela. The only thing is, in the first place, I've already seen the picture. Oh, did you see it alone? No, I saw it with somebody. Oh, how did you like the picture, Throckmorton? Well, tell the truth, I thought it was a little shallow, Leela. Oh, you went with Miss Goodwin? Yes. Well... Well, you wouldn't mind seeing it again, I'm sure. I always think what you get out of a picture depends so much on who you see it with, don't you? You bet. I'd love to go, Leela, but you see, I've got to write this letter, and I promised myself I'd get it off this evening. Oh, an old letter. Well, it's kind of important to me. You see, it's kind of a test, Leela, of myself, I mean. I promised myself that for once I'd do something and stick to it. You know, Throckmorton, I don't think you'll like me anymore. Oh, but I do, Leela. Really, but you just don't understand.  But Leela, I...Gee, I'd like to, but... Leela, tell me something. Yes. You think I'm a failure? Why, certainly not.  Gracious. You could ever think a thing like that. Well, that's all I want to know. Let's go to the movies. What are you gonna do to me? Hello, PB. Out for a little constitutional, you two? No. We've just come from the movies. Oh. Mrs. Ransom thought she'd like a hot chocolate. It's so cold out. It's just a little chilly. I'll just warm it up a little. I better won't take a minute. Something for you, Mr. Jelly-Cree? No, thanks, PB. Nothing.  And, PB, if you should see Judge Hooker, I'd be grateful if you didn't mention to him that you saw me this evening or that I went to the movies. Just as you say, Mr. Jelly-Cree. What's Throckmorton? What possible difference could it make to Horace? Oh, none. I just rather he didn't know. That's all. What's wrong, honey?  Nothing.  And that was only for a minute. Well, I feel I've been a bad boy this evening. That's all. Why ever should you? Because, later. There were some things I promised myself I was going to do. I was going to help Leroy, and I didn't. And I was going to write to some people. The Alexander Hamilton Institute. There you are, Mrs. Ransom. Oh, thank you, Mr. Peabies. Come out, watch out. And so you folks went to the movies, eh? How was the picture? Oh, just wonderful. So-so. I don't get to go to many movies myself. Mrs. Peabies likes to go occasionally, but I have to work late here. Peabie, you don't know how lucky you are. I don't know. I wouldn't say that. Yes, you are, Peabie. You're one of the luckiest men I know.   Well, much blind has been out. And another thing where you're lucky, you're married. I could answer that, too. Certainly, you don't have a lot of temptations to keep you from doing what you should be doing. Well, I wouldn't necessarily say that, either. It's wrong, Morton. I just don't understand what you're talking about. You wouldn't understand if I told you, Leroy. This has to do with life. Oh? Ah, drink your chocolate. Men are so strange sometimes. Eh, what I mean to say, Peabie, is, well, confounded, that you are working till 11 o'clock at night. You stick to things. You get them done. You have willpower. Well, Mr. Governor, I'll tell you a little about that. You might not think it, but it used to be I had a lot of trouble with my willpower. In fact, I was this way or that about things. This couldn't seem to make up my mind. Then one summer, Mrs. Peabie and I took a little trip. Well, what's that got to do with the willpower? Well, I'm coming to that. We took a trip to Chautauqua, you know. They have a sort of a camp meeting there with lectures and so on. And as one fella, he's Crunt Talker. Big tall fella, I remember with black hair and a gold tooth. His lecture was about willpower. Well, what do you have to say about it? Well, it was his theory that if you believe you can do a thing, you can do it. That's what he said. If you believe it hard enough, you can do it. You got in there. Hmm, maybe. I'll never forget that fella.  Yeah? I remember the words he said when he was winding up. He banged on the desk and he shouted, I am the captain of my faith and my unconquerable soul. He looked at me when he said it. And from then on, your willpower was okay? Well, not exactly. I always suspected that Mrs. Peabie thought the fella was looking at her. Because if there was ever a woman with an unconquerable soul, keeps me on the beam, though. Yeah, but it's Mrs. Peabie's willpower. Do you think I'd be down here working till 11 o'clock at night if I had my way about it? Why, you know better than the rest of us, Peabie. You say what? By George, you're all right. Have a hot chocolate on me. You feeling better now, chocolate? Oh, great. Do you want to know something, Peabie? That hooker, the sanctimonious old ghost he's the biggest baker in this town. Well, now I... You may be right. Come along, Leela. Good night, Peabie. The Great Builder's Sleeve will be with us again in just a few moments. One of the pleasant ways I like to spend an evening at home is to relax in a big, easy chair with a good book to read and a big bowl full of popcorn to eat. Now, if anyone in your family likes popcorn as much as I do, here's a simple recipe you'll surely want to try. While the kernels of corn are popping away, melt some flavor-fresh parquet margarine and a saucepan. Pour the popcorn into a big bowl, season with salt, and then drench with melted parquet. Good. Man, there's a way to really enjoy popcorn thanks to parquet's fine, fresh flavor. And, of course, I expect you all know that parquet is a favorite spread for bread. Preferred by millions because it tastes so good. So for a flavor that's still unmatched by delicious economical parquet, P-A-R-K-A-Y, parquet margarine, made by Kraft. Just a moment, ladies and gentlemen. My little niece, Marjorie, wants to say something. Well, it's about the Junior Red Cross. That's the American Red Cross for students in high school. Yes, fine organization. Well, the Junior Red Cross does a lot of important work. During the war, we contributed millions of useful things the soldiers asked for. And now we're working to collect clothes for the orphaned children in Greece and school equipment for Yugoslav and Polish children. We really do lots of good things. Don't you think all school children should join it? I do indeed, my dear. I think you presented it very nicely, too. And I hope all the children listening will join the Junior Red Cross. Good night, everybody. Goodbye. The Great Guilder Sleeve is played by Harold Perry. It is written by John Whedon and Sam Moore. The music is by Jack Meakin. This is John Lang speaking for the Kraft Foods Company and inviting you to listen in again next week for the further adventures of The Great Guilder Sleeve. Thank you for your national broadcast.