J-D-L-L-O The Jello program coming to you from Campon, California brought to you by Jello and Jello Pudding starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Dennis Day Rochester and yours truly Don Wilson. The orchestra opens a program with Let's Be Buddies. Today friends, Jello gives you more flavor, more real rich enjoyment than ever before because today Jello's famous flavor is locked in to bring you added pleasure by means of a new and exclusive process. Jello's grand goodness is locked right into the tiny Jello particles and that assures you of extra rich flavor. Never before has Jello been so wonderfully good. Never before has its bright, scintillating color looked more beautiful. Never has its tangy, intriguing flavor tasted more delicious. For here's flavor that makes you think of the real juicy ripe fruit itself. Flavor that's better than ever now that it's locked in. You can prove that it's locked in with your very next package of Jello. Simply open the package. Notice that there's no telltale aroma, no sign of escaping fragrance and flavor. Then dissolve the tiny Jello particles and notice how Jello's captive goodness comes pouring out in a rush of richness. Get Jello tomorrow. You'll find extra delight in Jello's grand locked in flavor. That's the buddies played by the orchestra. Now, ladies and gentlemen, from Camp Han, California, we bring you a man who pedaled here all the way from Hollywood on the rear end of a tandem bicycle, Jack Benny. Thank you. Thank you. Jello again. This is Jack Benny aching. I mean talking. And Don, you can joke about it if you want to, but believe me, a tandem bicycle is a way to travel nowadays.  You stick your tongue out at the gas pump and away you go. Now it's really marvelous. Well, Jack, you'll pardon me for saying so, but you know, you and Rochester was certainly a funny looking sight cruising along the highway on that two seated bike. Funny looking. Yeah, Rochester, these chauffeur's uniform and you and that, by the way, Jack, what was that weird looking thing you were wearing on your head? You looked like Buck Rogers. Oh, that. Well, you see, Don, I've got a girlfriend that's a deep sea diver and she lent me her helmet to keep the wind out of my eye. It was really darn nice of her, you know. Deep sea diver. My goodness. That's a pretty strenuous job for a woman, isn't it? Oh, she's rugged. In fact, Oh, really? Oh, she is something. In fact, I took Myrtle. That's her name. A Myrtle Minkle hopper. Anyway, I took Myrtle to the wrestling matches the other night and on the way home in the cab, she won two falls out of three. She's got shoulders like Victor mature. Well, if it if it isn't the Jell-O oomp girl. Hello, Mary. Hello, Jack. Hi, you fellas. Whistle at me like you did outside. Say, you're really popular here, Mary. You got a nice hand. That ain't all they're applauding, brother. Oh, yes. Your figure is more alluring than the average top sergeant. Yes, yes, indeed. Oh, say, Mary, I tried to reach you on the phone early this morning. I was going to give you a lift here to camp on. I wish you had done. I drove in with Phil in the orchestra. They chartered a bus. Oh, the orchestra boys took a bus, eh? Yeah, 18 wolves on a greyhound.  Oh, yes. I'm only kidding, Jack. They behave like gentlemen. In fact, they rehearse their band numbers all the way down here. In the bus? Uh-huh. Boy, is my neck stiff from ducking a trombone. Well, you've got my sympathy, Mary.  What driver? He jumped out the window on Pomona. Oh, he couldn't stand it, eh? Well, who drove the bus, Phil? No, I did. Phil was up on the roof taking a sun bath. A sun bath?  Well, here comes the orchestra leader and head waiter of the Biltmore Bowl now. Hello, Phil. Hi, you, Jackson. Well, here I am, fellas. Make off like I'm Kate Hudson. Make. Thank you, boys. Thank you, and hi, y'all. Hey, that was some reception, eh, Jackson? Hey, Jackson. What?  Yeah, they sure love Kate Kaiser here, I'll say that. But I'll say one thing, Phil, you look good today.  You like it? On my way home, I'm gonna do my back. You didn't get cute enough on that gag, listen.  Me? Yes, you. You're the leader.   When they're through, I stop. Oh. Unless I had a bad night. Well, you're honest, I'll say that. Oh, by the way, Phil, as long as you rented a bus, I think I'll load my bicycle on it and ride back with you and the boys. A bicycle? You mean you pedaled all the way here on a bike? Why, sure. Over them hills? Of course. With your legs? Now, just a minute. What's wrong with my leg? It looks like they should be sticking out of a molded milk. Why, what are you talking about? When I played Hamlet and to be or not to be, I wore tights and my legs were gorgeous. Weren't they married? Yeah, but you wore a lot of padding around them. Padding? You could have played Hamlet or football. You were all set. Oh, you're like all the girls in Hollywood, Mary.  I've seen better looking limbs on a crab apple tree. Virgil, listen, you're only the sound man here, so stop budding in. Oh, are you jealous because I went with Myrtle before you did? Oh, and any time you want, you can have her back. Anyway, Phil, on the way back to town, I'm loading my bike on your bus. Say, Mr. Benny, on the way home, can I Hello, Dennis. Hello. Say, Mr. Benny, on the way home, can I... Thanks, fellas. Say, Mr. Benny, on the way home. How are you feeling, kid? Oh, fine. That's good. I had a little attack of hangnails, but I'm over it now. Good, good. Say, Mr. Benny, on the way home, can I ride in the bus with the rest of the gang? What is that, Dennis? I say, can I ride in the bus with the rest of the gang? On the way home? Of course, Dennis, certainly. Boy, am I glad to hear that. It was so windy coming down here, I could hardly catch my breath. Oh, it wasn't so windy. Don't tell me. I was sitting on the handlebars. Well, what of it? You had a nice soft cushion, Andrea. Some cushion. Every time Rochester rang the bell, I'd darm near Wiggledore. Well, all right, Dennis, you can ride home in the bus.  What's it gonna be, kid? I'm gonna sing She'll Always Remember. Well, I'm gonna sit right down here and enjoy it. Virgil! Virgil, my back doesn't squeak, so stop with those silly sound effects. Virgil isn't here. He went out for a smoke. Oh. Oh, was that me? My goodness, I'll have to have my oil changed. Remember, sung by Dennis Day and Dennis, you're an excellent boy tonight. You know, that bicycle ride down here with the wind blowing in your lungs did you a lot of good. And I'll last longer, too. Last longer? Yeah, I read in the paper where you're supposed to keep plenty of air in you for the duration. Dennis, that's for tires, not human beings. What a kid. And now, ladies and gentlemen, as I announced last week, for our feature attraction this evening. Here we are at old camp on in the state of California. Wait a minute, Mary, wait a minute.  Well, I wrote one and I'm gonna read it. Sorry, Mary, nothing doing. You let me read my poem or I'll tell everybody you're hoarding sugar under your toupee. I just put a couple of lumps under there to give me away. That's all. All right, Mary, it'll make you happy. Go ahead. What's the what's the title of your little epi? I'm wacky over khaki. Go ahead. Here we are at old camp on in the state of California. And the guys here are so handsome, Heidi Ho and Ocha Charnia. So far, nothing. Go ahead, Mary. I met a boy right after lunch. He got me away from the rest of the bunch. He kissed me, then ran like a deer. He comes back, I'll buy him a beer. Still nothing. Go ahead, Mary. When he grabbed me, I near froze, but his aim was bad and he kissed my nose. Oh, he kissed her nose. However, boys, I'm not complaining. He'd only had his basic training. Well, that explains it, I guess. Proceed. We're glad to be here. Oh, camp on Phil and Dennis, me and Don. What about me? And good old Jack, who is our clown man and Virgil Raymer, world's best sound man. You keep out of this. All right, Mary, let's get this over with. How many more verses 11, but 10 are no good. Then read the last one. Let's have it. You Yankee soldiers can't be beat. You'll run those jabs right off their feet. And when you catch them, don't let go till it says Los Angeles City Limits in Tokyo. That was a swell poem, Mary. And now, ladies and gentlemen, as I announced last week, our feature attraction this evening will be a new type of quiz show called Try and Get It, in which they know me, in which in which I, Jack Benny will personally give away $24 to each of five lucky people, a total of $120. Jackson, you're drunk. I am not. In fact, I have right here in my wallet $120 in $1 bills. Here they are. Well, I'll be darned at those old big ones. They're legal tender. That's all it matters. But I see one of those bills, Mr. Benny. They went out before I was born. They're just the same as the paper money now, Dennis, only bigger. Now, Virgil, I want you to take these bills and put them in the cash register. Okay. Well, let go of them. Oh, pardon me. There. And now, folks, this novel quiz program will go on immediately after. Pardon me, I'll take it. Hello. Oh, Mr. Benny, this is Rochester. Riverside to put in the bicycle tires like you told me to. Uh huh. And I ran into down to a good crap. Uh huh. Rochester, what are you driving at? Well, I don't know exactly how to phrase this, boss, but you know that nice, shiny bill you had on your bicycle? Yes. Well, I just won that back. What? The rest of the bike is in escrow. Wait a minute, wait a minute, Rochester, do you mean to say you lost my bicycle shooting craps? Well, I was pretty lucky for the first three passes. Lucky. And then what happened? My dice went into a minuet and my opponent becomes suspicious. Well, I don't care what happened. I want you to go to that garage and tell your friend to give you back my bicycle. Without paying for it? Yes, without paying for it. Just grab it. Now, wait a minute, boys. That boy's got a razor that does everything but run out and get the mail. Well, Rochester, what are you scared of? You carry a razor yourself. Yeah, but it's only a Gillette. I'm out of police. I can't help it.  Goodbye. Goodbye. Oh, say, boss. What? If I ain't there in a half hour, send a Jeep with a jug of new skin. All right, so wrong. Take up some questions for this quiz. I'll be right back. But how did you know when to stop? I saw my piano player taking the cotton out of his ears. Oh, oh, I see. However, Phil, if you take the telegram, I believe you here at sign now scram. You forgot to give me a tip, Mr. Benny. A tip. Ain't no regulations can start. I'll tell you what, Mr. Instead of a tip, I'm going to give you a chance to make $24 by answering a few simple questions in my quiz contest. What do you say? No counts to this. No, have a seat. Now call you. Who's the telegram from, Mary? It's from Fred Allen. From Allen. Yeah, I get this. Understand you're giving away money tonight. Are you going to take ether or use a local anesthetic? Oh, that guy is so funny. Well, let's forget arsenic and old face and get on with our quiz show. Let's get on with the quiz show. I can hardly wait to give away all that money. What's that? Don't get excited, Diamond Jim. I just leaned on the no sale button. Well, watch it and close that drawer. All right, Don, announce me. And now, ladies and gentlemen, we present for your entertainment and education a brand new quiz program. Try and get it featuring Professor Jack Benny, that eminent authority on good evening, you lucky people. Now before we start folks, I'd like to explain the rules of the simple, simple, yet tantalizing contest. Each of you participants will be asked three questions and will receive $24. If you answer them correctly, if meaning you ain't got a chance. Mary, well, shall we get on with our mental taffy pool? Now, our first contestant this evening is a lovely young lady. What is your name, Miss Myrtle Minkelhoffer and I'm a deep sea diver. Quiet. Now, Miss Minkelhoffer, yes, stinky. I mean, professor. Now, here's your first question for $6. What tribe of Indian is liable to sue you? Concentrate, Myrtle. What tribe of Indian is liable to sue you? You don't have to sue, sue.  I guess I'm under water too much.  Now, would you like to try for the $12 question? I'm lucky to get the six handed over. But Myrtle, there goes $6. Next time she takes a dive, I'm going to cut her airline. Now, our next contestant, ladies and gentlemen, is Mr. Phil Harris. Tell me, Mr. Harris, what is your occupation? I'm a sunbather. Well, you ought to try water sometime. Now, Mr. Harris, Mr. Harris, here's your first question. What great explorer was Columbus, Ohio, named after Christopher J. Columbus, the J I'm not sure of. But you won $6. Okay, I'll take a shot at the 12. Good, good. Then tell us, Mr. Harris, what great president was Lincoln, Nebraska, named after Abraham, Nebraska. That's Lincoln, but you're close enough. Okay, come on, now give me that $24 question while I'm hot. Very good. Are you ready? Yeah, shoot. This question deals with ancient history. At the battle of Chironia in the year 338 BC, holy smoke. Now, concentrate at the battle of Chironia in the year 338 BC, Philip King of Macedon succeeded in forcing himself into the Amphitianic Council, all of opposed by what noted orator? How to punch you right in the nose. And first, sit down, Mr. Harris, or I'll have myrtle knock you down. Now, our next aspirant is Mr. Don Wilson. Are you ready, Mr. Wilson? Yes, Professor. And here's your first question. Jello has that new locked in what flavor correct for $6. Now the 12, the $12 Jello is not only economical, but easy to concentrate now. Easy to what? May correct. Mustn't let him win. Now for the $24 question. How do you spell Jello? Capital J-E-L-L-O. Wrong, you left out the hyphen. Why? Conquestant is Mr. Mr. What's your name, buddy? Percy Kilbride, and I'm a messenger boy also. I see. Now, Mr. Kilbride, here's your first question for $6. Who invented the steam engine? Well, I see. You gotta think it out, you know. We gotta think it out. Take your time. Now tell us, who invented the... Sorry, time's up. Now for our final victim, or contestant this evening, we have Mr. Dennis Day. Are you sharp tonight, Dennis? What camp are we at? Good. Now listen carefully. Here's your first question for $6. How many men are George Bernard Shaw? Boy, that's a tough one. One is correct. Now, now would you like to... If I say the first thing comes in my head, I'll get it wrong. Sit down, Mr. Kilbride. You were late. Sit down. Now tell us, Mr. Day, how many men are Fred Mac Murray? How much have I won so far? One is correct. Very, very good. Now, would you like to try... I got the answer. I know who invented the steam engine. I told you your time is up, Mr. Kilbride. Now, Mr. Day, how would you like to try for the $24 question? No, I'll take the 12 and quit. You will not. Virgil, don't you give him a penny. Now concentrate, Mr. Day. This is for $24 or nothing. How many men are John Charles Thomas? Oh, I get it. One man. Wrong. John Charles Thomas are three men. Three men? Yes, John Barrymore, Charles Lawton, and Thomas Jefferson. And so, folks, try and get it to wind up the first contest by paying out a total of $6 to Ms. Myrtle Minklehopper. Congratulations, Ms. Minklehopper. Got the answer. Got the answer, Professor. The too late, too late play, Phil. Prepare to be praised, friends, when you serve this dessert because of something mighty grand. Its name? Raspberry cheese dessert and the more delightful treats you've just never tasted. You'll find it's easy to make, too, as just as simple as can be. And here's how you do it. Just dissolve one package of jello imitation raspberry flavor in one pint of hot water and turn into a ring mold. Chill until firm and after unmolding it, fill the center with cottage cheese. Then serve it with toasted crackers and see if it doesn't make an instant hit with the whole family. You'll love the way these two swell flavors blend together. The smooth, creamy goodness of cottage cheese and the rich, tangy flavor of raspberry jello. Make up this beautiful red and white dessert tomorrow. Order several packages of raspberry jello and be sure when you do, you get genuine jello because jello's new process locks in the flavor and gives you extra richness. This is the last number of the 28th program in the current jello series and we will be with you again next Sunday night at the same time. Meanwhile, I'd like to thank Colonel Cowley, Major Vickery, and Captain Stalkup for a swell time here at Camp Hon. Say, Jack. What?  What do you mean phony? I paid Myrtle $6, didn't I?  Oh, don't be so catty. Good night, folks. The jello program is written by Bill Maron. That's for the entertainment of the Army personnel and the track contest is an endorsement of the product by the War Department.


Union Square in the heart of San Francisco. It's theCUBE, covering Spark Summit 2016, brought to you by Databricks and IBM. Now, here are your hosts, John Walls and George Gilbert. Well, welcome back here on theCUBE. We continue our coverage of Spark Summit 2016 here in San Francisco. I'm John Walls, along with George Gilbert, and we're now joined by Bill Jacobs, who is the Director of Advanced Analytics Product Marketing for Microsoft. Did I get that right Bill? Pretty close. Yeah, good mouthful. So Microsoft, very significant presence here. You're on the show floor, on the general session stage today, and you've made some pretty significant announcements here, very much of late with regard to not only what you're doing, obviously with the Duke, that's kind of old hat for you, but with Spark and how you're bringing that in to your portfolio of services. So tell us a little bit more about that. Yeah, let me, the backdrop is interesting. I'm actually part of an acquisition of Revolution Analytics, and I came to Microsoft with an old view of the company, with Microsoft the Windows company, and had been involved with Microsoft on and on through the years. When we came inside of Microsoft a year ago, I found a company that wasn't what I was expecting at all, and the best evidence of my surprise is what we're exhibiting today, which is that one of the predominant offerings in the Azure Cloud is a Hadoop-based infrastructure available for the price of a credit card and five minutes a year time to provision a cluster. What we're announcing is the ability to provision that cluster with Apache Spark. Spark 1.6 and a sub rev of that is now generally available in the Azure Cloud, and this makes it, again, a five minute exercise to select what kinds of machines, how many of them punch go, get a cup of coffee and come back and you have a fully running Spark cluster. That cluster also includes Jupyter notebook integration already in the product to make it very easy for data scientists to interact with that cluster. We are talking about a little bit of work we've done with Cloud Era to provide some restful interfaces to make it easy to manage Spark. That's the first thing, and the second thing is there's an addition of that product, a premium addition, that includes the R server technology, which Microsoft acquired, that's when I came aboard, the acquisition of Revolution Analytics, that it makes it possible for our data scientists who are not typically involved in the deployment of large clusters to take advantage of Spark as a very, very high performance back in for doing large data analytics. Our measures, comparing Hadoop MapReduce Engine to the very same product deploying into Spark, is about a seven X performance boost, which is very surprising. It was a very well engineered, massively parallel algorithms that are highly tuned and I didn't expect that we'd get more than four or five X performance boost. We're seeing seven. When we compare five nodes of Spark to a node of, say, Linux running the open source R, the performance boost is greater than 100 X. So there's a huge amount of performance just available for the taking for data scientists who otherwise would have to become quite schooled in Spark and Hadoop in order to stand up those clusters. The last thing is simply that, and this is the part that still amazes me is Microsoft's thorough commitment to open source. A very large measure of what we do in Azure is based on Linux, Hadoop, and now Spark and R, and other languages are coming. So a lot going on, quite an interesting time. So have you seen, I mean now you're talking about a very rich big data infrastructure where the heavy lifting on Microsoft's part is automating the operation of that and making it self-service. Yes, exactly. So what sorts of applications are you seeing coming on board in these early stages? Because it used to be Windows Azure was the cloud, took out Windows because they didn't want to confuse people and think they're only supporting Microsoft stack. So what's coming on board? We're seeing a lot of things. In my particular purview as a product marketing guy in the advanced analytics side, we're seeing massive activity in financial services and insurance particularly. When you look at the insurance companies and I won't say their names, they offer you a dongle to plug into your OBD to port on your car and measure how your teenager is driving. What are they doing with that data? They're landing that in yourself. Oh yeah, we're just going to say the same. Yeah, no comment. Those types of applications that allow, the general term in insurance is usage-based insurance. But what it really is, is much more finely tailoring the risk measure to the insured. Oh, that's one example. In financial services, we're seeing a massive uptake of large clusters being used for modeling fraud, credit card processors. We are seeing a big upswing in predictive maintenance. We just, we have a couple of major equipment manufacturers in the building business. I won't say their names because I'm not sure the status of the reference ability of those. But if you think about someone who operates large equipment, if they can cut their maintenance cycle, maintenance costs, by only going out when the machine needs maintenance and being there an hour before it needs maintenance, they not only get a lower cost of maintenance, but a higher uptime for their user.  So that blends predictive maintenance, internet of things, technologies together. We're seeing a lot of that. We're actually, I heard we talked about airplane travel. Yes. You know, maintenance, automotive maintenance, agricultural equipment maintenance, rail transport. Gas turbines. All those things. So all these areas. I mean, is that, is huge growth area? Is that one of the key areas though? I mean, are there? You know, I think it's a sharp spiking area and here's why. And I did a little study on this. I have a history in manufacturing automation with Hewlett Packard years ago. And we started looking at the IoT business. Of course, Microsoft's involved in that business and we have other customers that are using other products. But when you split the IoT business into two areas, you come up with kind of an industrial IoT and a more consumer-oriented IoT. My thermostat and my refrigerator, or my car. When you look into the industrial IoT side, you find manufacturing automation types. This is not new for them. Yeah, it's a new data source. Maybe it's more data. But I look back. How far back do you have to go to find the first instances of statistical process control? Well, it turns out it was Toyota. 1935. Oh, were they... In their first... Quality control. In their first automotive engine casting plant is how I read the story. That's how far back it goes. So that is a spiking industry because the knowledge of how to use statistics to improve manufacturing processes is not new. The chip guys, you know, what's coming down is a million dollars a day worth of silicon. If they can spot a defect earlier in the day, they cut the loss for the day due to a defect to a half a million or a quarter of a million. So these guys in industrial IoT, they know the value of statistical prediction on their processes. And as they extend that out into the product after it's delivered, if they can spot failures starting to occur in a line of cars. And there's some great stories there. They can improve the customer experience, cut the cost of the car, cut the cost of the service, all for the application of some data science talent and big data to the problem. So that's spiking very quickly. The longer term stuff is where we're perhaps going into combining a lot of data from a lot of sources that surround us as individuals and bringing that together to improve the customer experience at a retail store. Those kinds of things are slower growing but probably bigger in the long run. But the industrial IoT business and the predictive analytics that has to accompany that, that's taking off very quickly. So we've come at it from the capability point of view and the benefit point of view. Microsoft's got this amazing asset called a enterprise sales force that they can go walk the halls of the customers and peer to the ground and identify the opportunities. How does Amazon, they have a few years head start in these services. But how do they go to an insurance company or a semiconductor company and say, we know about this type of problem. We can help you take your on-prem software and build a hybrid solution that over time moves more and more to the cloud. Well, first, Microsoft has far better position than many other vendors because we have a strong footprint in on-prem systems. The R server product runs both on-premises, on Hadoop and Linux and Windows and Teradata and in the cloud and that provides a bridging technology. But you ask about the sales force and I spent a lot of time with our sales force and I spent a lot of time out meeting their senior executive sponsors and their customers. The problem that all of us are dealing with in this industry, particularly around data science, is identifying all of the constituencies. Tell more, that's interesting. There are between two and four constituencies involved in every use of big data analytics. Somewhere as a data scientist, might be called an actuary in the insurance business, might be called a quant if he's measuring risk for a middle office guy in Goldman Sachs or something. The second audience is an app developer, typically, and a newer audience to this space because typically data analytics was a product unto itself, you produced a chart, you produced a prediction. Now that's being used to automate an application, present the right ad to the client as they walk in the store, present the right rating schedule when you rate their insurance. That's becoming an end to end process. The third audience in the equation is the IT guys. A lot of data science has been done in the past on desktops. This is a pretty good data science machine you got here until you tackle big data. When that big data problem hit organizations, all of a sudden, CIO said, I don't want any more shadow IT. I don't want any more appliances and closets in the marketing department. And they have taken control of Hadoop, the use of the cloud and big data analytics. And so that's created this three-way team. And oftentimes when I go into a major account, I'll ask the IT guys, do you know who your data scientists are?  And oftentimes the answer is, well, we're not too sure. And then the last audience is the guy with the checkbook, the vice president of marketing, VP of manufacturing, who is actually funding these big data initiatives because he knows his competitors are doing it. He's the guy with the sense of urgency who has all this stuff anew. And so the hardest challenge is not the technology. It's finding those constituencies, getting them engaged to present many perspectives of a solution so that they can agree that is the right solution going forward. We've spent a lot of time talking about technology here the past couple of days. You haven't thought about the internal politics, if you will. It's a human problem. Yeah, you've never really considered that. Almost take that as a given. But then everybody's pulling on the same order. And they are, but they just don't know maybe what boat they're supposed to be in. I don't know what the right analogy is, but there's a little disconnect internally. And you'll even get a disconnect among data scientists. They're a data scientist who have essentially a life sciences heritage, mathematics, statistics, biology, population science. They will be heavy R users because they've been teaching R in universities for a long time in that world. What you see on the floor at Spark Summit here is a little bit more of a computer science bent. And that brings a different skill set. That brings guys who speak Scala and Java and hardcore programming languages. Even among the languages in use, you find a cleaving between those guys who have more of a science and liberal arts treatment of problems and are very familiar with the broad human problems of using data science. And the guys that are worried about how do I present the best ad? I mean, what's the largest app on the internet? We all think of some things that are rather unpleasant to discuss, but probably one of the biggest is actually matching up ad placements with ad presentment for a quarter of a penny. And it pops up in the upper right of your search window. That's one of the largest apps on the internet. That's a scale that requires a very heavy duty computer science treatment. There are other problems where it's a life sciences problem. And so you see this schism even between the data scientists as to which is the right approach. R versus Scala, R versus Java or Python. And in Microsoft, we intend to essentially embrace them all because we know those constituencies will all be present somewhere within the user base of Azure. You said it's an open source world at Microsoft now. Surprisingly so, from a former outsider now insider, but we appreciate the insight. Really. It's a fun space. Yeah, good stuff. Yeah, we appreciate it. Phil, thanks for being with us here on theCUBE. Enjoy it. theCUBE continues here from the Spark Summit 2016 right after this.


Hi everyone, Joe for Jasby's casebreaks.com coming at you with 2020 Top's finest baseball eight box. Pick your team at number 11. We've got Nick helping us out here, popping open that case. And here is the list of names here on Thursday the 25th. Daniel got a bunch of teams at the end to help finish off this rig. So I appreciate that. Thanks to him. And here's the first box, one auto per mini box right here ladies and gentlemen. And then one like numbered card I think per mini box as well is what we seem to see. There are dual autograph possibilities, train whistle possibilities, insert auto possibilities, printing plate possibilities. And if you bought at least two teams in this break, you'll have break credit possibilities as well. Baseball, it's supposed to be coming back folks. So looks like all the teams, at least from what they're saying now, looks like all the teams will be playing each other. And both until like in the division, right? So AL West will play NL West. NL West will play each other, AL West will play each other. And then the other games will be made up by the other division. So NL Central plays AL Central. And then East versus East. There's Shoei Otani right there, 250. I think I read that angels are going on a six man rotation. Maybe if they're close to a playoff spot, they'll maybe have Otani pitch more often. There's his divisional rival, Abraham Toro. 76 out of nine. So yes, that means the Dodgers will be playing the Astros for a series or two. So that should be pretty interesting. But there's no fans, so I don't know what's gonna happen. Daniel with the Astros gets the Abraham Toro. And there's Clayton Kershaw to 25. That will go to the Dodgers, Rick T. With the Dodgers, got my Dodgers. Almost blew right by Mitch Keller. That's gonna go to Michael Gulucci and the Pirates. This 60 game season would be wild ladies and gentlemen because there could be, I don't know, the team could just get hot. That's it, that's all it takes. What about the MVP, ladies and gentlemen, Sy Young? 60 game season, now how do you determine that? You think baseball rivals just go by on pace numbers? I mean, what kind of numbers would Otani have to post if he were to win the MVP? You might not have to do as much. There's Trent Grisham, Rukru. 60 games is like a two month, it's like two months, right? August, September, and then you go into the playoffs. So maybe Otani hits 15 home runs. Makes one start a week. Goes, what, seven and oh? That's a boba shut to 250, by the way. Brandon Walker, Blue Jays. The next thing you know, that could be an MVP season right here. What does Gavin Lux have to do when the NL rookie of the year? Might not have to do much there either. 24 out of 25, Rick T with my Dodgers. Nice orange, Gavin Lux. And who are some other players could be known to have hot months? I suppose they Obréu. He's known to have some hot months.  That's an MVP right there. Oh, look at this. Finest moments, Vlad Guerrero Sr. 43 out of 50, Expo's edition. And that of course goes to Martin, who has the Nationals. That's a nice on-card autograph. Really nice. There's a Silver Otani as well. Out of 250, Trevor Storey. That goes to Michael and the Rockies. Seth Brown, Green Shimmer to 99. A's, Robert G with the Athletics. Next two boxes. To 150, another boba shed for the Blue Days. And that will be for Brandon. And Will Smith, the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, the man. It almost looks like the intended sticker autos to be there, but that's on-card, folks. Rick T with the Dodgers. Nice. You had a nice season last year. That is out of 99. 75 out of 99. To 99, we got Jose Boreos. And we got Lourdes Gouriel Jr. Blue Jays, that's gonna be for Brandon. Out of 250, James Paxton. Yankees, that'll be for Drew. And another Dodger, Dustin May. Nice case for the Dodgers. He was back in March injured. Hadn't even thrown a pitch off the mound in spring training, but now I wonder, now that a few months have passed, maybe he's better now. Rick T with another Dodger. We got a Gold Ichiro. Finest Careers to 50. That is a Mariners edition going to Darren. And we got Zach Collins, 95 out of 99. White Sox, Donnie with the White Sox. There you go, Don. All right, a couple more boxes here. Good luck everybody, this is Pick Your Team 11. We got Gavin Lux Gold to 50. And we got Nick Solak, Texas Rangers. Robert G, top odor dust in there. A little bit of, a little bit of card dust that's kind of stuck to there, but I'll let you clean that. I don't want to mess with the surface too much, Robert, there you go. Next little stack, got a 250 Abraham Toro for the Strohs, that'll be for Daniel. Out of 150 Francisco, or Mauricio Dubon, for San Francisco, that'll be for Daniel. One of his last spot Mojo teams. And we got Bobby Bradley, Cleveland Indians for Martin. And we got Mike Trout to 250. We're just talking about him off camera before we start this break. Steve with the Angels, I don't know. Maybe after Pujols goes, he gets moved to DH semi-permanently, preserve his legs, instead of having him run around in the outfield, although he's a great outfielder, so. And we've got a gold 32 out of 50, Dylan Cease. Finest firsts autograph for the Chicago White Sox, that'll be for Donnie. And one more box to go. Good luck everybody, this is Pick Your Team 11. We got out of 150, James Paxton Blue. That'll be for Drew and the Yankees. I don't think that's even a dual auto yet. Did I pull a dual auto? I think Jason has pulled a dual auto on the Personals channel. They've got Andres Muñoz, Padres, Martin with the Friars. And we've got Matt Heiss. Kind of fools me into thinking that he might be Mike Trout with the T and the two on the back, the M on the autograph. Like a quarter of a second. It's like it, no, it's not. Steve with the Angels. And that, my friends, Keston here at the end. That, my friends, is that. All right, let's give away some money. So there you go, $200 if you bought at least two teams. Oh, you saw all the rules there. Top, so it's basically top five, gets $40 a break credit each. All right, so let's alphabetize, make this a little bit bigger. Let's alphabetize your names. So Brandon, you bought at least two teams. So that's one entry. Daniel with six, so that's three entries. Darren with two, that's an entry. Donnie with two, that's an entry. P.A. with two, that's an entry. Martin also got six, that's three entries. Michael got four, that's two entries. Robert with two, that's an entry. And Steve with two, that's an entry. I think I got everybody, right? Steve, Robert, Michael, Martin, Donnie, Darren, Daniel, and Brandon, all right. All right, so out of 14, top five, out of 14, $40 a break credit each. Good luck, let's roll it, let's randomize it. One and a two, three times, top five after three. One, two, and three. After three times, E.A., Daniel, Michael, Galucci, Michael, Galucci, and Darren Redick, there you go. You're in the top five. You're getting $40 a break credit each. We'll send that to your email. So look out for that if you don't see it, check your spam folders. I'm Joe for jaspeaskacebrakes.com. I'll see you next time for the next break. I think we've got another case of finance laying around, so keep your eye out for that. This is a very nice break, and make it happen. I'll see you next time, jaspeaskacebrakes.com.


Hello and welcome to the session. Let us understand the following problem today. Write the following function in the simplest form. We have tan inverse under root 1 plus x square minus 1 by x where x is not equal to 0. Now let us write the solution. Let x is equal to tan theta then under root 1 plus x square is equal to under root 1 plus tan square theta which is equal to sec theta. Let us name this as 1. Now tan inverse of under root 1 plus x square minus 1 whole divided by x will be equal to tan inverse of sec theta minus 1 by tan theta. This is by using 1 which is equal to tan inverse of 1 by cos theta minus 1 whole divided by sin theta by cos theta which is equal to tan inverse of 1 minus cos theta by sin theta which is equal to tan inverse of 2 sin square theta by 2 by 2 sin theta by 2 cos theta by 2. Now this 2 gets cancelled and this sin theta by 2 gets cancelled by 1 sin theta by 2. So we are left with tan inverse of sin theta by 2 divided by cos theta by 2 which is equal to tan inverse of tan theta by 2 which is equal to theta by 2 which is equal to half tan inverse of x because x is equal to tan theta which implies x theta is equal to tan inverse of x. Therefore tan inverse of under root 1 plus x square minus 1 whole divided by x where x is not equal to 0 is equal to half tan inverse of x hence proved.


Hey everyone, welcome back to my channel. I hope you're all good. Today, we're doing the mid-year book freak out joke. I haven't looked at any of the questions. I haven't looked at any of the prompts questions. And I'm a bit nervous because I don't know what I'm going to say for any of them. I'm not going to have to think and you just can get my on-the-spot decision. Apprehensive, nervous, a bit scared, also weirdly calm, perhaps on the verge of hysteria. Before we start the tag, I want to give a massive shout out to today's sponsor. Are you tired of eating the same old meals? Have you been hurting yourself trying to find new and exciting hobbies? Are you feeling creatively stuck? Then why not try Skillshare? Skillshare is an inspiring online learning community with classes for creative people. And it's a place where you can become better at pretty much any skill you can imagine. For example, always wanting to improve your Instagram, take this class with Halleus Navias, where you can level up your Instagram story game with small changes. And amazingly, a new change as well. This hasn't been the case before. But the first 1000 you to click the link below in the description will get one month free of Skillshare premium, a whole month to try out all new skills and become better at them. Okay, let's do this. The first question is, best book you've read so far in 2021? That's hard. Oh my god. Okay, let me get my good reads up. I think it has to go to so far in 2021, The House in the Cerunian Sea by TJ Klune. I absolutely adored this. I'll link the reading blog where I read this. It was where you guys picked what I read. I read some of your favorite books. So we're on the same wavelength. This is a story of Linus Baker who works for the Department of Magical Youth. And he goes to this orphanage where there's some of the most dangerous kids. And it's a story of like falling in love and understanding where you've been wrong and where you have had blinders on. It's like a warm hug in a story. I just loved the whimsical, magical way that it was told. This is my favorite kind of fantasy, I think, where it's this like magical fairy like story. You know what I mean? It's just laced to so much magic. But it's true. I'm the best one. You know, we had this small cast of characters, but they all had so many sides to them and it was just done so well. And I loved the story that Linus goes on throughout the book and how he changes and his eyes open. So I think this is my favorite book I've read so far this year. Oh, best sequel you've read so far in 2021. Okay, no, no, no. I know what this is. So this has to go to The Sinister Mystery of the Mesmerizing Girl by Theodore Goss. This is the third in The Strange Case of the Alchemist Daughter series, which is one of my favorite books. This is one of my favorite series. All the books are five stars for me because I just love the characters so much and the way that it's told. I can recognize that the first one is probably the best. I need, I really want to reread it. I'll reread it at some point. I just love the series as a whole. So this is basically set in Victorian London. We follow the daughters and female versions of men from classic Victorian literature, particularly like gothic literature. So we've got Mary Jekyll, Diana Hyde. We have got Beatrice Rappuccini. We've got Justine Frankenstein. We've got Catherine Moreau. Oh, and we've got Lucinda Van Helsing. And they make up this group of girls who are kind of solving mysteries throughout Victorian London. Sherlock or Watson are in it. Sherlock is an icon in the series.  I love how he is tied into it. I love how this series seamlessly ties in all of these different elements of classic literature, but is its own story. My favourite thing about this is how Catherine is writing the stories and the girls will cut in and tell her off basically if they didn't like something or they'll just like chat about the story at some point, which I thought was done so well. Some people I think think it's a bit gimmicky, but I love a bit of a gimmick. I'm a sucker for a gimmick. What can I say? In case you haven't noticed, I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. And I thought this was such a brilliant ending to the series. There is this kind of like end fight scene that I found quite emotional. I just thought it was such a good closing off to the series. I just loved it. I just loved the series. I would take 10 more, please. I'm really sad it's just a trilogy. Like, I feel like this needs to be a 20 book series because I'll take it. And I always say Theodore Goss has said that she would. So we just need to publish it to buy them. It angers me. I'm like, someone just do it. Please. What do we have here? New release you haven't read yet, but want to. Oh, okay. There's a lot and they're all looking at me over there. I feel like for this, because there's a lot I could give you 20. Let me pick one or two that came out more towards the start of the year because it's more embarrassing than I haven't gotten to the books yet. Rather than like some books I'm really excited to read, but only came out a month ago. Probably the book I'm most upset I haven't gotten to yet is Concrete Rose by Angie Thomas. This was one I was so excited for and I still haven't read it. Are you not ashamed of yourself? Are you not embarrassed? This is really embarrassing. So this is following Maverick Carter who is the dad of the protagonist from the hate you give. And this is following her dad when he is younger. It's about him dealing drugs when he suddenly finds out he's having a baby and how his life and priorities and thoughts have to change in order to care for this baby. And I just love Angie Thomas's writing. I really loved both the hate you give and on the come up and I've been excited for this for so long. I got it pretty much when it came out. It came out like at the start of January. So it's been out a long time and I want to read it really bad. But it's just finding the right moment. And another one I actually pre-ordered this is Girl in the Walls by AJ Ghanuse. I've spoken about this a ton recently so I won't go into it too much. All I know about it is there is a girl who's living in the walls of this house. I'm not sure if she's alive or if she's a ghost and the boys who live in this house start to realize that she's there. The boys who live there now. I'm really excited for it and I just love the cover. I love everything about it. So hopefully I love it. This feels like a summer read. This like, I feel like the font is the same as the turn of the key. Hang on let me do a bit of detective work. I'm like Scooby and Shaggy. I'm solving a mystery. Oh yeah that's the same font. I opened it. It's a bit bigger but it's the same font. You can't see but you just gotta trust me. And I opened it. I was like this makes me feel like I'm reading the turn of the key and it's because they have the same font. Most anticipated release for the second half of the year. Okay let me just pick one for this because I will have a whole list of all my anticipated releases for the second half of the year coming out in about a week. My actual answer is going to be White Smoke by Tiffany D Jackson which is pitched as Haunting of Hill House Meets Get Out and I'm so excited for this. It's like basically a traditional haunted house thriller. I haven't read any Tiffany D Jackson yet but I do own Grown and I really want to read that but I am just so excited for this. Like I love haunted house vibes. Like oh my god are you so excited? I know that in the UK Harper through 60 YA are doing the arcs and they've posted a picture of them and basically Harper through 60 YA they send out to bloggers and booktubers. They send out like this newsletter where you can tick the ones you want and you may be lucky enough to get them. And I'm going to keep my fingers, my toes, my ears crossed that I get White Smoke. It is the arc I want the most. Like I'm like please, please, please. I'm so excited. I feel like this is right up my street. I kind of like dark books. Everyone's always like Megan wears the light stuff and I'm like I don't read that. Next question is biggest disappointment. I would say and I'm really sad about this hence why it is my biggest disappointment is The Islanders by SV Leonard. I literally just read this. I don't really want to talk about it. Go check out the video where I read it. This was a five star prediction. This was one of my most anticipated releases of this year. I was so excited. It's a murder mystery with Love Island, the show where it's a dating show and and then there were none that I could the Christie combined and I was so excited and I gave it two stars. Didn't like it but I think a lot of it was my problem. I didn't really like and then there were none as a book. I think I gave that two stars as well. So I think I don't like this premise where characters are just getting killed off one after the other and you know it's coming and it was told in first person present and I just found that really jarring in this case. I'm really sad um about it so let's not speak anymore. She's not gonna go there. Oh next is biggest surprise. Oh okay hang on let me have a look. For this I'm gonna go for a Good Girls Guide to Murder by Holly Jackson so I was excited to read this. This is a YA murder mystery where this girl Pip is solving a cold case from her town where this girl was supposedly murdered by her boyfriend but Pip doesn't believe that was the case and she's trying to find out what actually happened all those years ago. It's totally like a mixed media format. We get interviews, her production logs stuff like that and I was excited for this but I don't think I was quite ready for how much I was gonna love it. I thought it was such a good modern murder mystery taking advantage of like modern technology things like Fitbits play a really big role in this series you know just technology like that as one example. I thought that the mystery was done so well and the clues are revealed so well that you're really taken through the story and taken through this investigation and you're constantly getting updated on what we know what we figured out so far and I just thought it was done so well. I would say though that I know that if you buy it in the US it's been changed to its location being in the US and I think some people have found that a bit jarring because it is for me like very British like in the way they act so I just don't really see how it would transfer to being set in the US so that is the only thing I would say if you're from the US and you read it and you're like something feels off and you're gonna come blame me for it that is something that I think I've read some people say feels off about it. Oh next question is favourite new author. So for this I'm gonna go with the author that I feel the most excitement to read more books from and that is Nina Lacour. This is Watch Over Me by Nina Lacour. Nina Lacour does like YA, surrealism, fabulous, all of those isms. I never know what to call them. Is it magical realism? Is it fabulous? Is it surrealism? All of those things are the same in some ways. They have differences, they have key markers that mark them out but I'm never very good at distinguishing them myself. But Nina Lacour's writing is haunting like I've never read an author whose writing is so haunting. In this one our main character is at this farm where there's these ghosts basically. She's kind of like haunted by her trauma and so you're wondering are the ghosts real? Are the ghosts her trauma? Like what's going on here? Who knows? Who knows? I still don't really know. But Nina Lacour's writing is beautiful, it's haunting, it's mysterious and I am most excited to read. I have any author I've read so far this year to read Nina Lacour's writing. So not a debut author but the author that I've read for the first time I'm most excited to pick up from again. Next question.  It's not for main park. I feel terribly ill all of a sudden. Newest fictional crush. I don't, for the last time, I don't get crushes on characters. I don't, I don't, I don't get crushes on characters. I can't think of one to be honest. Maybe a nege from Six of Crows and Cookie Kingdom. If I had to say one I just love a nege so much. I think she's amazing. I think she's the coolest person ever. So maybe a nege. The question after that was newest favorite character, fictional character, same answer. The next question is book that made you cry. I know, let me go get it. The Traveling Cat Chronicle is by Hiro Arakawa. I cried a lot. I cried a lot okay. I cried a lot. This is the story of a cat and his owner. The owner is no longer able to care for the cat for some reason and we don't 100% know why so he's taking his cat around to all of his friends to see he would be a good fit and it's told partly from the cat's perspective which I am obsessed with. Like I love cats, I love cats so much. So reading from the cat's perspective and how sarcastic and like negative and just like it was is the best because that's what my cats are like. We talk for them. If you don't talk for your cats like if you don't narrate what they're thinking that's weird. You should like have a full blown storyline or you know should know what your cats are feeling and you should narrate it. Anyway some people think that's weird but I think it's weird if you don't. It's getting weird. And this book made me sob. This name that I was a mess. Like I wasn't it wasn't a little tear. It was like I put the book down and I was screaming crying. That was the situation we were in. A book that made me happy. Oh I know I know I know. Heartstopper Volume 4. This one this one does deal with some more serious issues than the other ones in the series but Heartstopper just makes me happy. Nothing makes me happier than Heartstopper. Again I need to reread this at some point but nothing makes me feel more joy than the Heartstopper graphic novel series.  I love you. I love you so much. The most beautiful book you've bought so far this year or received.   Oh no. Oh this is a this is a travesty. I would say the most beautiful book that I have acquired this year is Circus of Wonders by Elizabeth McNeil. I love this cover so much. There is so much detail in it. I just love this like circus vibe and then I love the end pages. I love this pattern and I love the foiling on the hardback itself. Like I just think it's dainty. It's beautiful. It's so gorgeous and I absolutely cannot wait to read this book. It's one I'm hoping I'm going to get to really really soon and then the last question is what books do you need to read by the end of the year and like all of them. I can't even tell you like a few because I need to read all of them. There's books I know like I could say oh I have to read this one but I know I'm going to be reading it in like two weeks because I know what videos I'm doing. So that's a bit of a cop out you know. I want to read as many 2021 releases as I can. There's so many I've been excited for and so many I haven't read. So they're definitely what I want to prioritise but it's hard when you do themed reading vlogs to like fit them all in but I have got a lot of them planned so I would say just reading more 2021 new releases is my priority. So that was my mid-year free cat tag. I hope you enjoyed it. I'm pretty happy with the answers I gave. I think I was correct in all of them. Let me know what your like best book you've read this year. Most disappointing, most surprising. Let me know all of them for the books you've read so far this year and if you've gotten to the end comment the Warthog emoji because it's like my favourite emoji. I love the Warthog particularly is it the emoji like where they're like I always send the Warthog one they're my favourite. So yeah thank you so much for watching and I will see you very soon in another video. Bye!


Hello, my name is Colby Patton, and I teach 7 through 12 Spanish classes, and I'm going to talk to you about different ways to teach students how to tell time in Spanish, but these methods could definitely be applied to English learners as well. So in Spanish, I do two different ways that you can practice how to say time. One of them is, I use these little plastic Easter eggs that are different colors, and so I have them all spread out, broken up throughout the room, and on one half of the Easter egg I have the hour, and on the other half of the Easter egg I have the minutes. And so I'll have two or three students in the classroom, and I tell them, verde y morado, and they have to find a green piece and a purple piece, matched together, and then tell me what time is written on the Easter egg first. So they could say, son las cuatro minutos, veinte, cuatro de la tarde, or they could say, it is 3 36 p.m. So that's one method I use for them to practice saying the time in Spanish or English. Another method I use is I call these board races, and I've got two students up here with their backs against the wall, and I tell them a time in Spanish, so maybe son las dulce, or it is 12. And when I say go, they have to be the first ones to draw that time on their clock. So this is a good way to visually have them work with using an analog clock, whereas with the Easter eggs, they're using a digital clock with the numbers already written there. So again, these can be used with Spanish or English classes, and they're a great way for students of all ages to get up, get moving, and get their hands on work instead of just doing kill and drill practices.


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