ve viewed the video, leading researchers to theorize that memories of the show are effectively... This anomalous effect has been demonstrated even after merely reading a transcript of the show in print form. On 25 July 2022, the anomaly was received at Site 43 in a foundation-issued secure artifact case. The label indicating it was shipped with escalated security protocols from Area... I'm not familiar... Area 32. I noticed that the episode length was 43 minutes. But that's relevant to being in Site 43. Director McKinnis, finding the transfer of anomalies from Area 32 suspicious, ordered the parcel intercepted. Ultrasound revealed a television set from the late 1980s. Sounds were noted emanating from within the... Director McKinnis and Director Lilihammer were present when the parcel was opened. Finding the following note, attached and an attached print add. William Weddle, as a footnote, researcher in Republican Studies, Replication Studies, well, Replication Studies at Site 43 claimed to have no knowledge of the anomalies categorically denied any connection to DOI 588. And just looking at the linked page through Area 32, is the Foundation Secure Facilities map. Which I really like this map. It's not at all something I'm utilizing something else. Area 32 is Lunar Area 32. Okay, it's located on the moon. That is kind of suspicious. It's just reading off the page here, because checking this out says... Okay, yeah. Consisting of several ports beneath the lunar surface and built around the 9th point of SCP-120, which is a portal. Lunar Area 32 is a facility used to contain an immobile anomalies present on the lunar surface. So for anomalies, they're significantly less hazardous. They contain outside of Earth's atmosphere. Definitely shouldn't be shipped around. Okay? The note reads... Dear Dr. Weddle, we're hoping you'd do us the favor of reviewing the show. Your organization is quite large and we're hoping to get some beta feedback on whether or not the show works from a perspective within the Foundation. Don't worry about reporting this. As you can see from the video, the O5 Council is on the way. So let's keep it to the end for now. We want the episode to be a surprise. Best your friends at the candor need. Notice from the Foundation records and information security for the review of this file is inadvisable, as even the most powerful amnestics showed to be ineffective. Read on at your own risk. If you're not already familiar with the contents, please report the breach of security to Dr. McInnis personally. You have been warned. Maria Jones, director of RISA. Addendum 7000.1, transcript of Miss Fortune Gorge. The following is a transcript of the only known episode of Fortune Gorge. The episode opens on an aerial shot of a desert city in ruins, many fires burning amongst buildings in the sky and the sky lines semi obscured by smoke. A title card for Miss Fortune Gorge is overlaid on the image. The view flies down into wide open space made up of desert sands accumulating over a large asphalt parking lot. Wrecked cars and desiccated human corpses populate the lot. The view flies over the lot into a structure with the light dimming until the screen is entirely dark. Miss Fortune Gorge. Dramatic instrumental music rises in volume until a crescendo as the title card fades and is replaced with a close-up Jeremy Kincaid, host of the show.    He is holding a long thin microphone measuring approximately 45 centimeters. Welcome back to another splendorous episode of Miss Fortune Gorge. The game show where our contestants use their wits and hard-won life skills to deep competition of life and death. Rocket's applause began with Kincaid's introduction but then trails off and finishes. The view pulls up in for a close-up of Kincaid's face. He winks, squirting oily liquid onto his coat and microphone. Oh, relax, I'm just kidding. Audience laughter is heard. Footnote. Audio analysis indicates a live audience of more than 2,000 individuals. Intermingled with the laughter is the buzzard. Occasionally shadows pass overhead above the stage indicating circling birds. There is no skill involved at all. Miss Fortune Gorge, may the odds be ever in your touches his ear. What? Come on, Jerry, why not? Uh-huh, uh-huh. Oh, I see. Well, time for a new slogan, I guess. Cough. Okay. E.K. Las... Probably a battle less. Estén Simpieri to favor. C'est pour voir. That's it. This episode and all of them brought to you by the Kenner Need Technical Media. For a better tomorrow. Footnote. Recording did not actually register the phrase TM, but in various brands have included it and notation cannot be deleted for unknown reasons. Interesting. Here at Miss Fortune Gorge, we believe in the good, clean competition. One where the sweat of the brow and the accomplishments of our contestants are earned the hard way. Through nepotism and global conspiracies. That's right. Today our contestants are all from everyone's favorite team, the SCP Foundation. Or is it that secure contained protective foundation? Honestly, that sounds worse. We'll stick with the first one. The view zooms out to show the stage as Kincaid walks over to a heavy curtain, rust colored and deteriorated. Things creeps and glorious consumers we call an audience. Let me introduce our contestant. The following graphic appears on the screen. Tonight's contestants O5-7, MTF Alpha O7 Ancient Echo and Researcher The image fades and the curtains draw back to reveal three individuals indicated, although Agent Echo is without his weapon. All three look confused and quickly glance around the stage. Let's get to know our lucky contestants. O5-7, introduce yourself. Majoree Gonzalez, O5-7 of the Foundation. O5-7's eyes are wide as she's, she looks at the other two contestants in horror. Well, Majoree, tell us a little bit about yourself. I've been in Overwatch Command for over 10 years. I gave up everything for the sword. My husband and my, take this position. They were of nest size, they think I'm dead. My son dropped out of high school recently and has taken up heroin. O5-7 tries to cover her mouth half through her speech, but her arms won't rise all the way and she continues to speak. Oh no! Have you ever tried to reach out to them? Not even once. O5-7 eyes are narrow and she says this last line through gridded teeth. How fitting! Alright, enough from you. Agent Echo, how are things? O5-7 continues moving her mouth, speaking no sound comes out. Agent Echo looks at O5-7 in shock but begins speaking. O5-7 appears to be screaming. I don't actually know. I've been with the Foundation for a significant amount of time. There's been so many missions that were all sized, so it could have been three years or three weeks. Well that's no good. Hopefully you have some fun tonight, right folks? Rousing applause is heard. Well, Majoree, would you shed any light on Echo's conundrum? It's just cheaper to amnesticize and pay for psychological treatment and more effect. Well, isn't that interesting? How do you feel about that, Echo? Echo stares at O5-7. She avoids his gaze. Well, that's just flat out stupefied. Folks, Majoree, anything else? We need our agents to work at peak efficiency. And even if they experience a lot of trauma, not to mention are sometimes asked to do actions. So amnesticization is better for them. That way they're still useful. O5-7 flips off Kincaid, which is blurred on the video. Now, now, that's no good. We're a family show here at Misfortune Gore. The honest booze, prompting O5-7 to flip off the as she focuses off camera, she takes a step back. Her mouth opens wide. Agent Echo stares at O5-7, his fist clenched at his side. And our final contestant, Dr. Kleiner, introduce yourself. Up until being addressed, the researcher had been paying little attention to she had been looking around the stage for a while. She does not see her observations, but does not respond to the host. Isabel Kleiner, researcher, security level 4 site 19. Well, are we a barrel of laughs? The audience lasts approximately three minutes until Kincaid waved. But seriously, is he? Aren't you glad to be here? Excited? You brought us here against our will and are forcing us to divulge classified intel. I would not say I'm happy about this. No. Interested? Yes. Professionally speaking, I don't know how I got here and I want to. Oh, sounds like we've got a contender here. A medium-build, middle-aged man dressed in slacks and a tucked-in button-down shirt emerges. A look of confusion is on his face. What? What the... You! The individual points at Kincaid and advances towards him. Footnote. The matching description of Kevin Fillmore, an administrator working for the Phoenix Police Department in Phoenix, Arizona. You did this again? Oh, right. I remember you now. And the link is to 5861. I got a little excited there. Sorry, 5681. Yeah, I got it. I don't know how that relates, but that's cool. Great. And I don't know this one. Wait, what are you doing here? You tell me. Well, it seems like you're ruining a perfectly good episode. I don't want to be here and certainly don't want to see you. If you need to address this, maybe we could get out of your way and... Nonsense. We'll cut it in posts. Putting his finger to his ear and talk...  Get security out here. We can hear you. No, you can. Don't gaslight me, Kevin. Anyway, it's a word from our sponsors. You need to address this. Maybe we could get out of your way and... Nonsense. We'll cut it in posts. Putting his finger to his ear and talk...  Get out of here. We can hear you. No, you can't. Don't gaslight me, Kevin. Anyway, it's a word from our sponsors. There are those who would say that VKTM is anti-religion. This is categorically false. We're pro-religion. We want you to worship the media. Call now for your free VKTM brand and sacrificial altar, just $29.99 shipping and handling. Call 1-800-PRS-SATEN that's 1-800-PRS-SATEN Day 3. The mountains conspire against us, the climate is arduous beyond compare. We have already lost 3 of the mules, devastating our supplies to a dangerous level. Maxwell says we must turn back, but I cannot. The answers are here. I can feel it. Must rest. We have something to VKTM helped engineer Stanley Kubrick's moon. Second segment. The screen fades in to show all three contestants behind podium, the arcade walking in front of them facing the camera. Welcome back, folks, to Miss Fortune Gorge, the game show where life hangs on the balance.  Heaven wanders behind the contestants looking for an exit. Please go. I thought there was supposed to be a gorge.  I'm not even a contestant. I don't even know why I'm here. Me either, Brian. Why don't you leave? You took me from my home again. Details, details. Now can I go back to hosting my show? Kevin can wave dismissively. Great. Turn into the three contestants. Now let's talk about our first game. You're not very good at this. Seriously. Okay, just bring it out. The image fades to darkness, briefly replaced with the following graphic. Name that atrocity. Say it with me, folks. Several thousand voices are heard to mumble in Cypher. That's right. Name that atrocity. A curtain is drawn back where the contestants entered to show a large projection screen. Now we're going to show you some images and the first to recognize what we're showing. Hit your buzzer and call out that answer. If I hit the buzzer, a waste of my time. Interesting you should say that. This round should especially be intriguing for you and Agent Echo. I'd just like to leave. Wouldn't we all? Who gave him a microphone? Jerry? Okay, let's go. An image of a shopping mall on fire appears on screen. Is that Jersey City? I think I've been there. You have. She goes at Kincaid, who winks at her? When? Two months ago? What was he doing there, Majorie? A five-seven size and then shrugs. You're on containment deployment that went back. We were forced to make some tough decisions. No euphemisms allowed. Went bad how? Are you putting on a show with this innocent act, Echo? Civilians died. We had to amnesticize half the city's police force in emergency. What does that mean? What does it ever mean when something went bad on containment? Oh, how many people? 15? Why can't I remember it? Dr. Kleiner groans and rolls her eyes. She hits a buzzer. So borrows. And 15 people had to cover it up. It's called a name that atrocity, doctor. Operation Moon hits your eye. Kincaid laughs. Now isn't that a riot, folks? The audience applauds. One point for Majorie. For a bonus, how many people did Echo's team closing her eyes? Three. And one of them was his fiance. I have a fiance? The audience laughed. Next image. Wow, so sad. 16 minutes of footage emitted for brevity. Each of the images shown is a mission Echo was assigned to. Some are successes and some are failures. Each has a significant cost of human life for psychological trauma on the agent. Echo sees it speaking after the third image. By the time the ride is finished, 057 has three points and Dr. Kleiner has two. All right, you win this round. Jerry, let's show Majorie what she won. No way. You're not getting this show. Hit with the copyright strike. Moving on. Commercial break. Curtain swing close. Over a projection screen. No way. You're not getting this show. Hit with the copyright strike. Moving on. Commercial break. Curtain swing close. No way. Hit with the copyright strike. Moving on. Commercial break. At Viscander Need, we believe in equity. Specifically the equity in your parent's house. We believe in it because we want it. Give us your parent's equity. Day seven. The weather is turned. A blight from the mountain dire. Sleet and ash in equal measure. Visibility has been reduced to such a level that we can barely see three feet in front of us. What we found the past tonight just before the light failed. If my research is right, the secret is within the crevasse. We lost Stanley today. I shall mourn him. His poor new bride waiting for a husband that shall never return. We must make his sacrifice worth it. Oh. Hello. Didn't see you there. Want to know a secret? Media isn't really about communicating an idea. It's about... Sharing a mindset. Our mindset is all about how good our media is. And nothing else. This message is paid for by the VKTM. A large spinning wheel at least three meters in diameter separated into seven numbered equally sized segments. Wheel of Kevin, what the hell? You can't even remember my name, but you name a game after me? You are security attached to the wheel as a human crucified corpse resembling depictions of Jesus Christ, including a crown of thorns. That's not me. You're right. That's Jesus who is going to mistake you for our one true savior. Get out of here. But it's the wheel of Kevin. I don't understand your point. 057 clears the throat. What? Are we going to be here all night? Maybe. Turns and winks at the camera. The audience laughs. The game. Each spin of the wheel grants an opportunity to win some point based on a specific challenge. But be careful. Some segments of the wheel provide a penalty. Oh, this will be good. Will you leave? I'd love to. The game shakes his head and turns back to the contestants. Agent Echo, you're up. All right. The wheel begins spinning and one arm of the corpse extends, striking a raised post at the center point of each segment of the wheel. I don't even know why we're playing this game. Playing the game. What choice do you have besides who wouldn't want to test their fates for a chance to win such incredible prizes? The camera spins and zooms into the other side of the stage where several prizes have been displayed. Footnote. Including a neon yellow 2022 Toyota Camry. A gold trimmed Rolex watch branded watch and a $50 gift card to the DKTM online store. A brown paper bag with oil stain. Great. The camera spins back to the wheel as it slows and in the hand of Christ lands on the post in the section 2. The post perfectly fits within the whole of the wrist. Oh, no. Looks like you've landed on one of the penalty tiles. How many points do I lose? None. It says, here you will be stabbed at some point during the show. Fun. 057.   Absolutely nothing. Narrowing is nice. Don't mind him. Okay. 14 minutes omitted for brevity. 057 lands. Resulting in concave bankrupt and a loss of all our points. Dr. Kleiner landed on seven, which is described as don't look behind you and gain footnote.  It would not allow her to turn and look behind her. Agent Echo landed on segment 5 and was challenged to throw a rock at Kevin. A small stone materialized at his podium, but Agent Echo refused to do so and gained 0. All right, Dr. Kleiner, you're up. The wheel spins in the hand of Christ falls in segment 1. Fill some blood in this cup for two points. A paring knife and a styrofoam cup appear on Dr. Kleiner's podium. Fix up the knife and cup and examines them. What's the matter? Not so appealing when you have to do your own dirty? Dr. Kleiner stands at concave, stares at concave and then throws the knife at him. This appears after leaving your fingers back on the podium. Kinkade smiles and waggles his finger. I appreciate your initiative, but that's not going to work.  Look who you work for. Dr. Kleiner walks over to Agent Echo and slashes his forearm. He screams and pushes her away from him.  The sooner we win, the sooner we can go home. They read the files and the canter need. They don't kill people, right? Kinkade smiles and takes his head. The camera zoomed in on Kinkade in the background behind the contestant. Ignore him. Kinkade throws a rocket, Kevin, that Echo refused to. I'm in the lead, so it gives me the best chance of winning if I'm uninjured. You're the most likely to be able to operate with such a wound, so Dr. Kleiner holds out the styrofoam cup. Agent Echo curses and holds out his arm Kinkade suddenly appears off camera. Appears from off camera, grabbing the styrofoam cup and not bending it's blood mixes with the oily black substance leaking from his eyes and turns it around brown color. The rest of the episode, the substance retains that color. Oh, thank God, I was so parched. Kleiner backs away and turns her toward podium. The point tally under her name goes putting her at five points total. Kinkade is running his fingers inside the cup and rubbing the remnants of his eyes.  Right. Mejorie. I have a title, couldn't you? Your name is Marjorie. The wheel spins begin spinning. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to... I forgot you sacrificed your whole family to combat the things in the dark. 057, a great leader responsible point and choices containing the awful anomalies preserving normalcy and the link is to SCP-6500, inevitable. It's a crazy article. Stop spinning with the now battered and disfigured hand of Christ indicating the segment. Here we go, ready for your challenge. 057 crosses her arms. Explain to your son why you abandoned him. What? The curtains part again to reveal a teenage boy with 30 clothes and hair. He has bags under him. Cass? Mom?  Go ahead, explain. I needed to dedicate myself to the job. It was too important. The audience boozed. Did you really need to abandon us? Couldn't you have just kept it a secret? I couldn't afford the distraction. If I took my eye off the ball, I would lose my position and then the world would suffer. But you're my mother. I needed you. The foundation needed me more. Really? No, but I didn't really want to be a mother anyway. 05 mouth hangs open after this. She looks away, downcast. Kincaid, excellent. 3 points to majority. Marjorie, the audience claps.  Yes I am. Time to make the money. At the end of this ad give it like a 5 count before you start reading just so I think you're stepping on it to the delay or something. Marjorie, I hear it.  Let's try it out. Yes I am. Time to make the money. I hear it. We at Vicander need technical media. Promise to never produce pornography. That's just not our sort of media. So, we would appreciate it if Dr. Weddle at site 43 in Ontario, Canada would start wearing clothes while in his dormitory on site. We can't film you if you're constantly taking off your pants, Willie. 06 Day 9 I've found it. The better part of 2 days scouring every inch of this narrow crack into the firmament. Every moment maddening, the hunger, the cold, the indomitable ash at all times. I've found it. Maxwell left yesterday. He took a third of the supplies we had left. Now it is only Georgia and I. But the answers are within this structure. I know it. And it will be all worth it, Stanley. All of it. VKTM has a very special message from our friends at the Three Moves initiative. Take a trip to your new favourite vacation spot, Corbinic. One way and only hurts for a second. Screen fades into the last commercial of Kincaid sitting cross-legged on the floor of the stage. The oily brown substance is pooling around him pouring from his eyes and down his shirt and into his lap. The three contestants are facing him in a semi-circle but he is standing. Kevin is bound to a simple wooden chair on the corner of the screen, his mouth gagged with cloth. He is rocking back and forth. Oh, look who's back. It's the audience. We missed you. Ah, audience. Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Was my mic on? Yes. Dammit, I thought I turned it off. It didn't work. My apologies for interrupting. All right. Go ahead. I'll resume. What audience? Kincaid pointing at the camera? The audience. 157 moves over to the camera and turns it a footnote. Interestingly, as the view rotates 180 degrees there is no camera as an American football-sized field coliseum. At least 70,000 people sit in the stands. The closest seats are visible as the camera panicked by. Filling each seat is a humanoid corpse in various states of decomposition. Stop it. The camera circles back to the stage and Kincaid ushers 057 back to where she was before. They're shy. Kincaid winks at the camera. All right. Who's ready for the last part of the show? Good God, yes. Let's get this over with. I have research. I'm done here. Oh, yes. Important things to get back to you. Then you get your memory erased. Fun, fun. Okay, that's enough. Leave him be. Where was that nurturing spirit a minute ago? Tell us what the game is. All right, all right. It's actually my favorite because it's time for guess that number. Okay, ready. What about the rules? You guessed the number I am thinking of.  No, it isn't. Tell me another game show that's ever done that. Go on. I'm waiting. He's got you there. Kincaid walks over to Echo and slaps him on the back, leaving a rusty hamper on his uniform. Thank you, my friend. Kevin is struggling in his chair, succeeding in catching Dr. Kleiner's attention. He indicates that his bindings with a head motion. Kleiner stares at him, then turns back towards Kincaid and the other, and nests him. All right, let's play already. Kevin's low whimpering can be heard for a moment, but the audience applause drowns it out. Okay, number between one and ten. First, go. Agent Echo just grimaces.  Four. Nope, that's not it. Who cares? That's the spirit, Marjorie. 057 size. Kevin slowly begins softly moaning in the background. Dr. Kleiner looks at, turns to look at him. Eight. No way. Okay, Doctor, your turn. Kleiner is looking at Kevin. No motion is easily readable on- Kincaid's touching his ear. Jerry, will you please take George to the back? The humanoid-shaped darkness begins to drag Kevin off to the side of the stage. Oh, and Dr. Kleiner turns away from Kevin and looks back at Kincaid.  What's your guess? You're tied with Marjorie, so if you don't get it, we're going back around. Seven. Confetted against falling from above them with a klaxon sounding, Trump is playing a fanfare. That's it. Come on. Complain, complain, complain. What now? You probably didn't even have a number in mind. Picked who you wanted to win. That's absolutely true. Seriously? What's the matter?  Why do you do it anyway?  I've worked for years on that show one simple decision by you fucks and it's all up in smoke. So tell me, why contain the things that are nightmares?  We've been doing it so long we don't know how to exist any other way and we don't want to let go. Of what? Control. It's in the name for fuck's sake. On homilies weren't around to control anymore we'd lose what we have and the link is to B6500 Inspiring The planner says, inspiring. Can we leave now? Can Kate point at echo and 057 snapping? They can! Tenders of black sludge reach up from the floor wrapping themselves around echo and 057 dragging them into the floor.  What about your prize? I don't care.  He walks over and lifts the paper bag standing it further with his fingers covered in brown fluid at this point only distinguishing future K.K. as the eyes glowing a dull yellow. He walks over and hands with the bag gingerly opens it trying to avoid the residue from the touch. She pulls out a crumple pile of papers. She looks at them and glasses up with the camera her eyes. An exclusive employment contract with planning and statistics department already signed. Dr. Kleiner frantically flips the last pages. Hey, my signature is there. I didn't sign this. I think you'll find that you did. Can Kate turn to the camera with his arms open? Spray of the brown fluid hits Kleiner. Well, that's all folks. We're out of time here at Miss Fortune Gorge. I hope you all had a good time. I know our very own Dr. Kleiner did. Don't worry, you'll be seeing a lot of her in the future. V.K. material.  Just smell the gumption folks. Thank you to our sponsors. Good night, America. Credits begin to roll as the camera pulls back. Dr. Kleiner is dragged back into the shadows of the stage area and can Kate follow sir. 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I really like Multimedia Gips Obviously a lot of effort was put into this I noticed that last day The voiceover Said day 10 The transcript said day 9 I don't know if that was on purpose But That's a small thing The whole thing is great Resounding Good job Greg and Jack Mockery Sorry about the Mistaken Multimedia mixups Trying to get the sound to work on stream We'll get better with that over time Already have it as Plus 1 Alright Guys, we have been Streaming for 10 Hours here on YouTube Reading However many SCP-7K entries we have So far Yeah And why are we doing it? We're doing it for Dr. Samarian The Roof fundraiser He's back in the chat too Hello Samarian He's awake He went to sleep, he's back up And we're still going 19 now I'll have to check There are 84 21 would be exactly That if you want to stop there For the day I don't know if you Your schedule's pretty tight But I'm perfectly happy Doing everything At some point Let's get this back to the Choose your story page Perfect Let me see Choose your SCP Why is Ms. Orchin Gorge Filled up my entire search history No, go back to the hub Oh my goodness You're right, I don't... What happened? I blame Vikander Need I'm sure this is Griggs doing Yeah, every time you hit play on the video maybe Uh huh Alright 10, 11, 12, 3, 14, 15 16, 17 We're on 18 now Alright What could have been by Nitro147 Here we go Let me get it looking all aesthetic over here We don't want no sidebar Don't need no sidebar Right here, scroll bar Make it bigger for aesthetics It is now beautiful By order of the Overseer Council The following file is Level 4 7000 Classified Unauthorized Access Is Forbidden Item Number SCP-7000 Classification Level 4 Secret Containment Class Neutralized SCP-7000 It's a frickin' tree You know all I think about trees The land surrounding SCP-7000 Has been purchased and marked as private property Observation post 714 Is to remain staffed by at least one security guard At all times Any civilians found trespassing are to be turned over To the local authorities No further actions are deemed necessary SCP-7000 Is to be tested for The reemergence of anomalous phenomena On a monthly basis In the event that SCP-7000's previous Anomalous capabilities are restored The Overseer Council is to be notified immediately Following this All mentions of SCP-7000 in the Foundation database Including the entirety of this file Are to be expunged As of July 25th, 2022 No further attempts to deliberately restore SCP-7000's Anomalous attributes Are to be undertaken Archive Containment Procedures Special Containment Procedures Observation post 714 has been constructed Near vicinity of SCP-7000 Under the guise of a privately owned research station On-site personnel are tasked With deterring civilians' exploration of the area And prepping for upcoming performances of Procedure 700 Harpocrates Harpocrates Personnel assigned to SCP-7000 Are to have their amnesicization Records screen to ensure they meet their requirements Outlined in Ryza Mandate 49123 An official record With dates, associated clearance levels And any related incidents for every time A member of staff has been administered amnestics Any personnel who fail To meet such requirements are prohibited from Working with SCP-7000 All proposals to perform Procedure 700 Harpocrates Harpocrates Must be approved by two personnel of level 4 7000 clearance as well as the decommissioning Department Those guys SCP-7000 is a forced glade located in the Olympic mountains of the Pacific Northwest The perimeter of SCP-7000 Has developed in a manner which resembles The foundation insignia Prior to May 17th, 2022 Any objects, entities, or concepts Recognized as anomalous by the foundation That were brought into SCP-7000 Would either disappear entirely Or be permanently altered in such a way As to conform with consensus reality Effectively neutralizing all anomalous phenomena Addendum 7000-1 Discovery SCP-7000 Was first encountered by members of Mobile Task Force Beta-4 Codename Castaways On March 5th, 2022 The detachment was in the process of Tracking four instances of SCP redacted Which had recently escaped from a nearby Group of Interests 466 Codename Wilson's Wildlife Solutions Facility During pursuit One of the SCP redacted instances Fled towards SCP-7000 However, upon clearing The tree line, the entity was transformed Into a snowshoe hare Genus Lepus Americanis Allowing it to be captured without further difficulty While the coordinates and time of the incident Were recorded, further investigation was postponed Until the completion of the Mobile Task Force's objective Following the successful capture Of the rest of the SCP redacted instances The Lepus Americanis specimen Was tested and confirmed to no longer Possess anomalous abilities The subsequent incident investigation Finally determined that SCP-7000 Was the cause of the entity's neutralization This discovery led to the establishment Of observation post-714 As well as the initialization Of a series of tests To determine the extent of SCP-7000's Capabilities Access, rise and notice Notice from the Foundation Records And Information Security Administration Please note that all official files Written before May 17th, 2022 Refer to SCP-7000 As UAE OP-714-E The unclassified anomalous Entity type designation is a temporary Placeholder using official documents For anomalies that have not been given proper designation Or file The reason for the two month delay between SCP-7000's discovery and its proper classification Was an unexpected influx Of anomalous phenomenon across the globe Leading to a backlog of requests submitted To the classification committee Addendum 7200 Test logs All anomalies tested were brought into SCP-7000 before being transferred to one of Observation post-714's isolated testing rooms Testing was overseen by Dr. Alexander Sharp And Dr. Serena Lewis Below is an abridged test log Access A bridge test log Anomaly tested AO 00187 Is a six-sided die which occasionally lands On a seven AO results AO001867 Has not been observed to land on a seven since Entering UAE OP-714-1 SCP-444 Test was conducted To determine the result, the effect of The anomaly On individuals afflicted by a memetic pathogen Testing procedure consisted of the subject Being infected with SCP-444 Being brought within the anomaly Language recognition software was used To determine if they were still infected Agents present for the test were provided With appropriate noise-canceling headsets Results Upon entering, the subject appeared to be Confused and disoriented After some time, they spoke the English word Hello And were coiled in surprise At which point they were removed from the anomaly Post-test analysis has revealed that all changes To brain structure caused by SCP-444 Were reverted Additionally, the subject's memories were altered SCP-444 had been removed, leaving it into the Lead they'd spent the past several months in silence Footnote Memories of auditory stimuli Y-909 Notes No plan to test the Y-009 substance were ever made However, Agent Finnegan Who was assisting in testing the anomaly Had been previously administered Y-909 Derivative amnestics That's not going to be good Entering the anomaly, Agent Finnegan Regained memories previously removed by Y-909 Amnestics Though this initially went unnoticed, Agent Finnegan Reported himself to his superior under the belief That the reemerging memories were invasive thoughts Brought on by a memetic hazard Following this incident, all staff assigned to work on the anomaly Are to have their amnesticization records screened To prevent breaches of informational security Cont-counter Notes This test was originally meant to determine the Hume levels found within the anomaly Not the effects of the anomaly on Cont-counters Results Within the anomaly returned an error reading Subsequent tests revealed all electrical Components within the counters to still be operational However, the redacted Component was found to no longer react to Hume differentials The implications of this result are still being investigated SCP-682 Notes As per standard procedure, a tissue sample of 682 was used in place of SCP-682 itself Results The tissue sample disappeared immediately Leaving no traces SCP-682 was noted to face the direction of The anomaly from its cell at site 19 upon the Completion of the test Is that the anomaly itself? The anomaly itself Notes During regular testing, an organism resembling a coyote Genus Canis letruns Was seen in a Neervous indy of the anomaly Research staff witnessed the coyote later designated as The anomaly-2 Ah, now I see Use minor telekinetic abilities After some time, the specimen wandered into The anomaly Oh, interesting Results This Canis letruns specimen was unaffected By the anomaly It did not delete the Anomalous coyotes powers Interesting A non-anomalous paperclip Notes Dr. Lewis proposed the creation of a fake SCP file With the subject being a non-anomalous paperclip The file described the existence Of the paperclip as anomalous This paperclip was then brought within The anomaly The paperclip disappeared Very interesting Okay, okay It is shaped like the foundation, so it does have Something to do with us Addendum 7000-3 Procedure 700 Harpo-critis Proposal Upon the completion of the initial battery of test, the following memorandum and proposal were submitted to the O5 council Access memorandum To the office of the O5 From director Alexander Sharp Subject proposal for procedure 700 Harpo-critis Harpo-critis, I'm going with Harpo-critis As team members of the O5 council I'm writing to inform you of a major breakthrough with the anomaly The recent anomalous glade Discovered on the Olympic mountains Unfortunately, due to the recent upsurge of anomalies Coming into existence, the classification committee Has had their hands full and have therefore been unable to Assign the glade a proper SCP designation at this time Though I originally considered this to be a minor annoyance I've now come to see it as an extension of the luck We as an organization have been bestowed For this particular anomaly deserves the care And attention of your eyes and wisdom Before it has given a proper file In my years of working for the foundation I've encountered miracles and monsters alike I have seen individuals make the ultimate sacrifice Time and time again And yet we are no closer to securing a better future For humanity Even this recent increase in the anomalous phenomena Is proof that despite our best efforts We are failing However, that ends now For we have been granted a boon A genuine stroke of good luck The glade does not simply neutralize anomalies Instead, it neutralizes whatever the foundation Recognizes as anomalous This small distinction Has opened a number of possibilities for us The foundation will be able to neutralize anomalies That cannot be successfully transported to the glade By creating an SCP file that designates a proxy item As the source of a separate anomaly's effects We would only need to bring the proxy Within the anomaly To be rid of the first anomaly The foundation would be able to neutralize Non-localized anomalies, see above The foundation would be able to neutralize Non-anomalous threats While this may seem to go beyond our jurisdiction We are often forced to deal with groups of interest Which, while not inherently anomalous Utilize anomalies for their own benefit The foundation would be able to neutralize Certain harmful aspects of anomalies While keeping those components which we deem beneficial This could be accomplished through precise rewrites Of desirable features as anomalous While noting other features to be accepted As part of baseline reality I recognize that the foundation is not the business Of destroying the anomalous And that manipulating the non-anomalous to our benefit May not align with our modus operandi However, we have clearly been given an opportunity I have neglected to mention That the glade has taken the shape Of our insignia If this is not a clear declaration from the universe In its trust of our mission of our capabilities That I do not know what it is Secure, contain, protect Co-lead researcher of observation post 714 Dr. Alexander Sharpe Access procedure 700 Hippocrates Procedure designation Procedure 700 Hippocrates Procedure type digital file creation Primary aim to decommission threats To the foundation and humanity as a whole Required materials The anomaly Administrative Administrative clearance to alter the foundation database As necessary Required funding, not applicable Involved persons, head researcher of the anomaly Dr. Alexander Sharpe Decommissioning department liaison, role unassigned Rise liaison, role unassigned O5 council liaison, role unassigned Execution All proposals to execute procedure 700 Hippocrates on anomalous objects Must be approved by the head researcher of the anomaly And undergo proper decommissioning approval Upon receiving approval This file will be drafted which highlights the undesired anomalous phenomena As being caused by a harmless proxy object Located at observation post 714 This file will then be uploaded to a Secure foundation server by the designated Rise liaison and the proxy object Will be brought within the anomaly Once the decommissioning is confirmed The file is to be designated as a Dash D or fully Expunged The uses of procedure 700 Hippocrates On anomalous objects and its phenomena Must receive additional approval from the office of the O5 To ensure the procedure is used in accordance with the Foundation's mission statement Contingencies To protect the anomaly's anomalous effects from affecting itself Any files which detail the anomaly or its Effects must explicitly refer to it as non-anomalous This would require the following actions to be undertaken Redacting all references to the anomaly As anomalous in this proposal As well as the assorted associated memorandum The careful crafting of The anomalies SCP file To ensure that there are no explicit Or implicit references to it as anomalous It is recommended that the specialist from the Department of Missed Communications be Consulted on this matter Assigning the anomaly The EPPARC classification After careful deliberation, the O5 Council voted in favor of a slightly modified version Of procedure 700 Hippocrates With several changes being added into the approval process Firstly, all proposals regarding Non-anomalous entities must be approved by The Ethics Committee Second, the number of level 4 7,000 personnel required to receive approval From SCP-7000 to 2 Addendum 7000-4 Incident 7000-1 Investigation On May 17, 2022, the anomaly was Assigned the official designation of SCP-7000 Despite all contingency plans being followed SCP-7000 was found to be neutralized Immediate investigation revealed a single note To be located at the center of SCP-7000 Am I really one of them? I'm sorry Attempts to restore SCP-7000 to its previous date were initiated Soon thereafter under the direction of Dr. Sharp The methods employed range from a full expungement Of SCP-7000 from the Foundation database To thumb-aturgic manipulation of the area To attempting to have a past iteration of SCP-7000 Act upon its eventual neutralization Ultimately all such attempts failed And the project was shut down on July 25, 2022 With the SCP-7000 file being Recreated for administrative and record keeping purposes During these restoration attempts Dr. Lewis conducted a full investigation Into SCP-7000's neutralization The results of which Have been documented below Access post-incident 7000-1 Investigation Incident 7000-1 investigation summary Report compiled by Dr. Serena Lewis July 24, 2022 Nope, go back Having completed the investigation Into SCP-7000's neutralization I have arrived at one simple conclusion This was never about luck During our time researching SCP-7000 It became clear that our understanding of it Was lacking Yes, it took up the shape of our insignia And yes, it specifically targeted what Qualities we outlined as anomalous But there was more to it than that Sometimes it altered things into a non-anomalous form While others it just got rid of the anomaly entirely Why not just erase all anomalies Why did it bother making some of them safe? How did it know what we considered Anomalous? Perhaps the biggest hole in our understanding Was the origin of SCP-7000's anomalous abilities We had no idea when Or how it gained its unique abilities There was no local folklore No obscure religious groups that we could turn to For answers As far as we could tell, no one even knew this existed Before we stumbled upon it The only avenue of investigation we really had Was our own records The Pacific Northwest is a hot spot Is an odd spot For biological anomalies So I was hoping some past incident in the region Could shed some light on SCP-7000 After weeks of searching the investigation Led me to incident redacted Dash N-5-19 In October 1977 Unfortunately, whatever SCP redacted Dash N-5 actually was Was beyond my clearance However, what I had been able to gather From the incident report is that it was a Keter-class anomaly that was somehow capable Of burning down the entirety of the Forest SCP redacted Dash N-5 had somehow Escaped containment and fled into the forest Evidently, it was only a fire hazard When it chose to be At one point during recontainment efforts It decided to ignite in order to avoid capture Seeing no other option to avoid a massive incident In the In-Command Mobile Task Force Officer Ordered his team to neutralize SCP redacted Dash N-5 This ultimately succeeded and the Mobile Task Force Was able to put out the fire before it spread any further The part of the forest that was burned away By Dash N-5 eventually became the Glade that we know as SCP-7000 As I previously said This was never about luck This was not a gift from the universe For the Foundation's efforts, as Dr. Sharp Would have you believe SCP-7000 was trying to thank us For saving its life This was a gesture of appreciation for the Foundation Accidentally doing the right thing And how do we return the favor? We put it in the same class As the thing that almost killed it I liked the Imagery I liked the overall anomaly The uh I was laughing like The I like it as a simple anomaly And a simple decommissioning story Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely Like the alpha Doing a reading out You got cut off for a second by Discord Try that again Can you hear me alright? Yeah, um Just the long alphanumeric designations Loud Kinda gets clunky, but when you're just reading it It's not a big deal Yeah, but yeah No, it's good, I like it Kind of reminds me of something in particular I can't exactly Can't place it There's something Something akin to this Where it's like a neutralization Like a It's all location, SCP It Vaguely familiar I don't know But it's good, I like it Definitely an upload I'm putting an up-dude on it Yeah, for sure Another 7k down Let's look at the charity Refreshing For those of us just joining It's a GoFundMe for Our friend Samarian Who's in the chat He was recently Targeted by a tree Who tried to kill him But instead it just droid his house All of his possession So we are trying Getting the funds he needs to Return to normalcy Every dollar donated to The GoFundMe Makes the tree scream SCP-4521 is going to scream If you donate to the GoFundMe And if you don't like that idea It's going to scream if you don't Donate to the GoFundMe Works both ways Yeah We're almost A fifth of the way To our goal Considering this is our first long Long-form live event We have other things planned But consider donating For sure Let's go back to the contest page What could have been I like the title for that That's the one we just read Yeah no I was just saying That was I liked the name The next one is SCP-7000 Bets against the I know this one I actually like this concept So I'm glad I'm reading this one Item number 7000 Level 2 restricted Containment class pending Special containment procedures The file containing SCP-7000 Is to remain undisturbed At present time pending relocation Decisions from the O5 Council Under no circumstances are foundation Personnel allowed to experiment With concepts of quantum immortality In the many worlds theory Unless explicitly assigned to such research Description SCP-7000 designates The singular file uploaded To the SCP net directly At a directory at exactly 0000 on July 25th 2022 The file is at time of posting Compatible with the SCP net directory And takes the form of a standard SCP entry Though using foundation classification techniques Which began to be phased out in the mid 1960s SCP-7000 contains In addition to a standard entry Hidden text and video components Which have been extracted GPS signatures found in the document Indicated this file originated from a foundation Nuclear weapons storage facility Located in Acadia National Park, Maine This safe house after investigation Has been deemed abandoned since 1943 After its initial posting The contents of SCP-7000 Have been locked on order of the Council By order of the Overseer Council The following file is level 5 Slash 7000 classified Unauthorized access forbidden Any attempt to access this file Will be tracked Welcome 056 Notice Researcher Andrew Dillon Was recorded as a wall In 1955 Mobile Task Force Beta-7 is currently on route To Mount Desert Island SCP-7000 files are currently Available Open original files SCP-7000 Object class Keter Special containment procedures As SCP-7000 is the result of Actions The only feasible method of Is a complete disconnect Of our universe from all others This can be accomplished through use Of a universal exclusion device When activated this device will first broadcast A copy of the SCP-7000 file To all SCP Foundation databases And then remove the affected universe From all interaction Other adjacent universe Description SCP-7000 designates the concept of Quantum immortality Which is the theory That consciousness persists Through many alternate universes For example, should one die in an accident In one universe, their consciousness Would be moved to a universe in which They had survived this accident This theory posits the human consciousness Is functionally immortal from its own perspective Though not the perspective of others While Foundation research into this Perspective has been ongoing That no Foundation experiment has been proposed Thus far which has officially proven The concrete transfer between worlds via death The fact that the phenomenon can only be Observed by the test subjects Results in the procedure of the containment project Being assigned only one researcher Foundation universal transfer meters Have determined fluctuating transfer readings Among personnel Even those who have not undergone Voluntary universal transfer But the reason for these events Is still under investigation Since the discovery of SCP-7000 Project Janus has been Initialized to provide permanent containment Via the usage of universal Exclusion device under the sole Directorship of Andrew Dillon Open auxiliary files Entry 1 Of July January 24th of I'm guessing Is it 20? It's 1955, I forgot Managed to secure two weeks off vacation Foundation has always been tough But I have enough here to figure it out Too many close calls in the past Things I survived but definitely should not have I have a theory though Some folks outside the exclusionary sites Got real weird with death Cycling between death, life, or whatever it is Between like some kind of Schrodinger's cat Something to do with probability and shifting At least from what I've ever heard Probability isn't enough to account for What I've been through Though at least I don't believe it is I'm going to push probability to its limits Okay, I'm glad the computer system is still running The key card I stole to get in there work too Lucky me It's time to find out the truth All I need now is a neutron detector Signing off Andrew Dillon Video file 001 January 29th of 1955 Warhead Hall Camera 14 hours and 58 minutes annotated Andrew Dillon has seen pacing circles around a Warhead The detonation system appears to have been modified Component, likely a neutron detector Attached to the trigger mechanism A few seconds later the component buzzes And Dillon looks at his watch After a few seconds Dillon's look down Dillon's looks down at his hands And appears confused The footage continues in a similar pattern For approximately 40 minutes With each buzz occurring exactly one minute Footage ends Entry 002 January 30th of 1955 My god, I don't exactly know what I was expecting It's not that 24 hours in the chamber with a nuclear weapon Set to detonate with a 50% chance every minute Do you know the odds of that just happening? Do you know what this means? It means I've proved it. I've proved quantum immortality I knew the incident back in 45 was too good to be true Nobody's that lucky But if I understand this correctly My consciousness simply shifted to a universe Where I did survive I guess that after that Was when I started to question if it was all just luck Or perhaps something more I also should explain the concept for anyone reading this In a million different universes I was incinerated in that chamber when the warhead went off But due to the interconnectedness of consciousness When I died in that chamber I was transported to a universe where I didn't So I could keep on existing Therefore I was transported to a universe Where the nuke never went off at all This means that some sort of immortality Is inherent property to the universe For the person reading this Do you remember when you almost stepped in front of a car Or any other moment where you might have died In due to sheer luck In reality you did die But your consciousness moved to another universe where you did not I did not create it Rather we have lived with it for our entirety of our history Each person is condemned to spend a life of immortality In a single universe Becoming more improbable with each second they continue to live Improbable, yes But not impossible Time to break out the champagne tonight An academic discovery for the ages of sure To be sure Signing off Andrew Dillon On February 2nd, 1955 I can't go back there This is my life now They'll know what I did They'll have me tortured, probed, dissected Once they find out what I've done They'll know everything I tried something yesterday I needed to see if it would work and I guess I got carried away I guess it figured if it works I won't need to worry about it anymore If it doesn't, then I'll know what the predicament I'm in Took a piece of the champagne bottle And ran it across And I passed out shortly afterwards Woke up again in the pool of my own blood Humans contain a lot more blood than you think Don't like this I don't think I want to be immortal, but I don't think I have a choice I want to think about what they'll do to me What they'll do when they find out what I've been up to Signing off Andrew Dillon Audio log 001 February 24th, 1955 Dillon has heard coughing into the microphone For approximately 14 seconds before speaking Coughs sound ragged Including lung damage Indicating lung damage It's been three weeks Since I first tried to kill myself I'm still alive, as you can tell Since you're listening to this Got the computer system online Ancient thing, but oddly advanced For the site, contains some of the tech the boys Told me about back at Exclusionary sites, something about Measuring universal changes I don't have the clearance to get into the monitors But I could pull just enough out of the store data To get some blueprints generated This is because as soon as it turned on It spat some gas into the room And I got a nice Not enough to kill me, but I suspect that's the case For everything right now, either way It's under control, and I've got to handle on it Anyways, in all likelihood You're listening to this, and I have to End record, because that's just how This bitch of a multiverse works, I guess Maybe not for too much longer though SCP-7000, yes I've designated this as SCP-7000 It'll be a long while until the folks The foundation proper fill this one out And me being a deserter I would be best to not return until I have a viable finished product on my hands Except till I've taken it back Either way, I need to fix this problem And I think I've got a solution It's obvious I can't die here until I manage To contain this anomaly But how do you contain something that permeates The entire multiverse? I guess you have to Contain your own universe from all others Sort of like the exclusionary sites I used to work in, something like that And on a universal scale Separate my universe from all the others Only then would I be allowed to die in peace I start work tomorrow Margo, I'll be with you soon Signing off, and you're dealing Audio continues for approximately 26 seconds Papers shuffling and buzzing noises Are heard in the background Entry 076 That's June 18th, 1964 I haven't been keeping up with my Journaling lately Haven't seen the point It's enough to leave this place and scrounge for supplies nearly Every week On the bright side, I think the foundation has been looking for me Has given up looking for me Probably assumed that I was killed by some anomaly Or lost outside an exclusionary site Happens often enough, they won't think twice I've been busy lately As much as one can be in situations like these Only so many parts one can savage from nuclear warheads The rest I've got to pull from local sources And I can't stay topside for too long Or else someone will see me I figured out what I need to do My purpose, my salvation Has revealed itself This was an idea kicked around by some of the more Text-heavy folks at the exclusionary sites Something of a multiversal wire cutter They call it a universal exclusion device If one are able to piece together from this blueprint The machine will disconnect to this universe And only this one From the interconnected multiverse via directed energy pulses To various multiversal anchors But the computer tells me When this thing activates It doesn't need a lot of power It's gonna make a lot of light and noise When it's done, nothing will change from our point of view However, when I die I won't go to a new body and a new universe And just keep living I'll finally go to the afterlife and be reunited with you I'm gonna be honest I have genuinely no idea how this thing Nor do I really want to I just need to trust that it does And I can finally contain this once and for all For us How I miss us Video file 045 April 2nd, 1969 Testing chamber 17 hours 4 minutes Annotated Footage of Andrew Dillon interacting with a large device Cube-sized and approximately 0.4 meters in length Is shown Dillon is wearing a grease-stained clothing And appears to be in significant distress Andrew Dillon, computer, can you shine some light over there? A spotlight is directed Opposite Dillon to illuminate his workspace Thanks, I appreciate it Dillon continues working on the machine with approximately 4 minutes During which occasional grunts and sounds of distress can be heard After 4 minutes The wrenching is holding drops to the floor Fuck Footage cuts Medical report April 19th, 1969 Certified medical-automated medical report of Andrew Dillon Vital signs, normal Heart rate, slightly elevated Investigate further General health, mild radiation exposure detected Diagnostics Poor performance and spatial awareness in memory Recollection skills indicate radiation-induced Early stage dementia Current treatment, none Entry 084 November 17th, 1972 Can't pull up the audio logs anymore I forgot the password More difficult to remember certain things lately Can't remember where to find salvage, food I can still work with the machines I feel sick Except this machine is the only thing keeping me alive right now The machine is going to be what finally lets me die And I'm tired I'm so, so tired I'm going to bed Entry 089 December 5th, 1972 Dear Margo I know you probably can't read this, but I figured I'd type it out anyway Maybe it's selfish, but I think it would help It's been 45 years since we married And 30 since I lost you They told me the pain would go away I find someone new, I'd go on living just as I had before But they were wrong I've missed you every day since the day I woke up And adversaries are never easy I still remember the song they played for us that day I remember holding your waist Looking into your eyes and thinking of how I would I was right that day More right than I ever could have imagined At that moment, I was convinced that nothing could separate us No force of man or God I suppose I was too confident To death do us part I don't want to set the world on fire I just want to start a flame in your heart My dear, my love, forgive me I may set the world on fire just to see you again Inkspot Timely Video file 063 February 21, 1973 Manufacturing Room 1400 hours and 45 minutes Annotation Andrew Dillon, at this point, confined to a wheelchair is seen holding a mass of diagnostic cables near a much more advanced version of the machine seen in previous video logs The machine is now approximately 2 cubic meters in volume most of which is occupied by a toroidal structure Dillon seems confused by the presence of the purpose of the diagnostic cables After a few minutes of holding the cables Dillon exhibits signs of significant agitation culminating in him throwing the cables to the floor and leaving the frame of the video The manufacturing room remains empty for approximately 14 minutes After which a small drone enters the chamber and begins to assemble the diagnostic cable on the proper ports Dillon enters the frame 12 minutes later He appears to look for the diagnostic cable that he crestfallen when he could not find the cable Dillon leaves the room after a few minutes footage ends Entry 090 February 25, 1974 It's cold down here in this bunker Not so bad being underground and all, but it could be better Maybe I've just been getting colder lately I forgot it was Christmas day until a few minutes ago seeing the calendar. How could I forget that? No matter I remember my first Christmas I can hardly remember anything else from my childhood I remember the carols though It was 1906, I was 8 years old I sat with my cousins singing carols by the fire Felt so warm with my skin, relaxing I haven't felt that much warmth in a long time Just cold on the surface of my skin Cold down to the bone I know I'm getting older No use in trying to hide It's difficult to tell usually When I sing the carols to myself the songs Marga and I used to sing together I can see what I'm losing I try to pretend I write this log for me but I know I won't read this again I know I write this for you I don't want to forget you I want to lose you, your memory This bleak, forgetful existence I'm trapped in by this Godforsaken multiverse I need to isolate and finally get to see you The machine is almost complete I'll be able to see you soon Video file 068 May 3rd, 1976 Living quarters 22 hours 24 minutes annotated Entering his living quarters The table upon which rests his glasses He appears to attempt to attempt to slip himself on his bed But a combination of the sheets slipping and his arm giving out under the stream result and Dylan falling out of his wheelchair and onto the floor Sounds indicate multiple bronzes were broken Pass out, life clearly suffering from severe shock A small drone attempts to move Dylan The attempt is unsuccessful The drone connects Dylan to his life support system which appears to induce a coma Footage cuts, automated testing log June 1st, 1980 Testing chamber 10 100 hours Testing object, universal exclusion device Mark 1 Testing objectives isolate one object from the multiverse Input 1 Rattus norvigis Or a norvegicus Or a brown norway rat Power usage 0.0000 Result Ratch was terminated No universal transfer of consciousness was recorded For travel log Device deemed to success Testing objectives rate system for 0.4 terawatts of power None, input none Power usage 0.468 terawatts Result none System remained intact Device deemed to success Further human authorization required to confirm Enter the testing chamber and full device activation will begin Exploration video log transcript Date July 25th 2022 Exploration team Mobile Task Force Beta 7 Objective, locate POI 7000 Recover Foundation Nuclear Storage Site 08 Charlie 1 Ok, this is the last safe house we could be in So, be exceedingly cautious We have no clue what's been up to down here What he's been up to down here And the radiation may pose danger POI 7000 is almost certainly dead But if what's in the initial report is true He could be alive and needing for questioning Yes sir Yes sir Alright, let's move Charlie 1 uses a crowbar to dislodge the drain grate Revealing a middle door Charlie 1's dagger counter begins to tick There's no chance this guy's alive What, 70 years down here You and I both seem much worse We know, we can't know for certain Let's go Charlie 1 leads as they go lower into the facility Team passes the kitchen Monitoring station and a storeroom And a thick layer of dust Some monitors are broken and cameras are dead The coroner leads to a dilapidated medical room A body lies on the floor Attached to various tubes and IV drip A broken medical drone lies next to the figure From the vital signs on the life's equipment Subject appears to be in a coma Looks like he was wrong Let's grab the body and leave Wait a minute, two We haven't investigated the testing chamber yet Three, take the body And go back to the surface and bag him The man's going to want to take a look You got it, good luck Testing chamber is sealed I'm going to cut door hydraulics You're going to enter the chamber slowly Weapons up Charlie 3 exits carrying POI 7000 As Charlie 1 and 2 proceed forward Allowed his as heard as Charlie 1 Cuts hydraulic control to the testing chamber door Charlie 2 is seen stepping into the chamber And all the lights in the building activate Authorization authorized Proceed with exclusion The camera's returned to normal No changes observed Well, shit, doesn't look like anything happened Stay alert, no disturbances on my end Evacuate and return to sight until further notice You don't want to chance it Video cuts Access universal travel log Universal log of transfers Personnel, Andrew J. Dillon Total universal transfers Due to the many world's decision splitting Voluntary transfer use of waves or otherwise Zero A typical score in this metric is about 42 transfers Per year alive Your score is significantly higher or lower than this Beat to a foundation quantum statistician Have a nice day External data intercepted, open And so the serpent lay Cold atop the library As if a protector and a captor at once The serpent watched the multiverse Each universe intersecting with the library Painted as a star across the cosmos Behind each star in each universe Is an underground bunker One Dr. Andrew Dillon took his last breath Before he could see his wife once more In each universe One massive flash of light, sound and fury Ripped through hundreds of thousands of anchors Sending each star adrift in its own course Through the incuboid As the serpent stared lazily into the stellar tapestry Above it, each star began to go out I witnessed this I lowly wandered before him And saw your fate outlined in these stars If you can read this, there is still time Do not let your star go out I feel like it's a It's like a It's a topic that is rooted in reality In the sense that like this is a very common Like Theory that some people hold It's I do like the links to Actual sciences But I'm a nerd like Much of me vary I think that the whole Like the The guy wanting to be with this Late wife and then the Throughout time The sense of like Lifetime of Desperation, it comes off very Cleanly and effectively I almost felt like Earlier on his last name was Dylan's And then it got changed, Dylan But I think that might be wrong I think I just may have misread that What do you think? Okay, there's Dylan at the top at least Yeah, yeah, yeah I think I may So It started off with the Luck probability of surviving Death and I was like Oh, Samaritan's here for that Very different take on what you're going to do With that immortality and why not We got the Kind of Suicidality aspect content Warning stuff Yeah, no, no actual But yeah, the It's a little bit like It's The anomaly itself actually affects Every human according to How it's interpreted I guess we're not entirely sure if The anomaly affects every human Or if it's like This guy Weird results That they talk about in the beginning The reason for the events is still under investigation That's understandable That's just something else But I think the last The transfer log Tells you that the average person Gets about 42 transfers So That tells me there's a high and a low There's averages so probably Someone like Andrew is just more Affected than other people Yeah And it drove him to Destroy multiple universes And of course like The average person is probably not as aware Of the actual effect as Andrew Dillon was He became very aware of it Whereas with With It's more of a personal anomaly But we'll get to that one Uh-huh I think the only thing that bugs Me in this one is I feel like the Emotionality Of the logs Has been Done better on the site In different ways like 3001 Is this but in the hell dimension And he's like melting and going insane We don't quite get that here It's true, yeah I do like that he's uh trying to Tony Stark it though That he is like trying to build his way Out of this eventually I like that better than I like The sad wife stuff The box of parts Yeah, no it's good He definitely um I definitely see the Stark resembling For sure I think if I think if some of the uh Sad logs got a little bit Of a revamp Because the sad wife guy logs Are a little cliche I agree But if those were jazzed up a little bit To talk to his determination About building the Tony Stark box of scraps Stuff like that Something that gave it an angle 3001 the rant is going insane And you're melting 3999 the rant is Metta Sumerian the rant is Metta but not so dark It's still a little bit Yeah I know But overall I still like it and it did its job And I liked it So cool Yeah I think those uh Those criticisms are all bad I guess I'm just a sucker For the uh My concept sci-fi stuff That's just Multiverses are so hot Right now They are really hot You know what's also hot right now The Dr. Sumerian go fund me Yes we're on a hot streak Um we do Uh want to hit that goal eventually Um and if you're You appreciate what we're doing here The 11 hours nearly Please uh Go donate to the go fund me Hey Billith can you give your mic a boost What's that Can you give your mic a volume boost on your end I can yeah absolutely Yeah give us a little more it looks like Might as well for the last story that I'm gonna read How was this good Sounds great Perfect So based on our Midnight goal we're looking at The carnival game by El Cardinal Yeah Sumerian's like 8 up so we're probably not gonna reach that tonight Not tonight but It'll be a good one to uh To get to Oh this is what Sumerian was talking about This one's the one that's at neg Uh neg 13 Oh no There's like two of them that are Under negative Is this one that's also a big long One that's neg 13 It's not too long no no No okay so If this were giant and in deletion I might kind of be like what's the point but Could be interesting to take a look And see what's going on with it Yeah Yeah let's play here we go So it's gonna be a finding merit you know Alright this is Called SCP-7000 the Carnival Game By El Cardinal Let's see what the dealio is Let's get the aesthetics a little bit bigger Cause we got the good page right here Bam Item number SCP-7000 Classification level 3 Confidential Containment class Euclid Disruption class Vlam Risk class Warning Containment procedures They are not special Containment procedures SCP-7000 to be kept in a 3 meter by 3 meter by 3 meter room At site 19 Must be guarded by at least 2 security personnel at all times The inside of the room is to be monitored with an audio Feet and a camera facing the objects front side Every Thursday After event 7000 dashes witnessed A member of D class personnel A member of D class personnel is to be Directed to pull the objects lever Any effects on the subject are to be recorded And they are to have no further contact With SCP-7000 Should any previous subjects attempt to reach SCP-7000 they must be subdued In giving class C amnestics Description SCP-7000 is a rosewood box With dimensions of 1 meter by 1 meter By 2.3 meters At the front is a sign Painted white with red curse of text that reads Leon's Box of Fortune It has ornate carvings on 3 sides The front being simpler in appearance With a fogged glass panel on the top half At the right side of the box Is a functioning lever The box shows no signs of damage or aging Despite a carving on the bottom of the backside Dating it to 19 redacted Chemical analysts have not been able To collect samples from SCP-7000 In order to confirm the date Written on the box The only sign of damage is to the carving of the words Made with the heart of Undecipherable On the back of the box When looking through the glass panel of the box Red presumably felt that curtains can be seen Covering the rest of the box's contents At all times a quiet mechanical Clicking can be heard from in the box's interior Every Thursday at 6pm local time The speakers on SCP-7000 Turn on and a masculine voice Will speak lines that vary each week Depending on the number and type of personnel Present in or near its containment chamber Though the voice always keeps a consistent theme The most common voice line is Come test your luck Spin the wheel and change your future Once sentient beings Come within a 3.5 meter radius Of SCP-7000 The voice will appear to purposefully Coax them into spinning the wheel behind the glass As the speakers Curtains As the speakers curtains behind SCP-7000's Glass panel open Revealing a large red chance wheel With golden text in each section Its number of sections And the text on the sections changes each time The curtains open If the wheel is not spun within 24 hours Then an entity designated SCP-7000-1 Will materialize, commonly stepping out From behind the box Security footage shows no logical means of exit Even if cameras are placed directly behind the box In one test of SCP-7000's Spawning abilities Cameras were placed all around the box Resulting in the entity spawning directly On duty guard outside of its chamber It is advised that visual monitoring devices Are not to be placed on multiple sides of the object To control the spawning location of SCP-7000-1 SCP-7000-1 is a human Of unidentifiable sex Physically the age of 23 It appears to be of Mediterranean descent Standing at 1.93 meters And weighing 75 kilograms Its hair is black and curled And it is often tied back It wears an attire similar to that of 1920s Ringmaster and wields a painted A pointed wooden cane When it speaks, its voice appears To come from the speakers of SCP-7000 It has proven be cordial And charismatic in conversation Though described as somewhat anxious and distracted Making repeated attempts to convince Its interviewer into engaging with SCP-7000 It has been proven able To speak fluently in both English and Italian Interviewing this entity Has given limited explanation Regarding its anomalous properties 7000-1 Describes its dormant period as a sleep-like state Suggesting that the entity is a consciousness Trapped inside SCP-7000 SCP-7000-1 Has never revealed a name throughout its interviews Insisting on being simply called the game On average SCP-7000-1 will remain present For two hours after materializing And will vanish in a similar manner Fashioned to how it appeared Each day that the wheel in SCP-7000 Is not spun, SCP-7000-1 Will materialize and for longer and longer periods of time Before dematerializing As the entity appears for longer Durations, its behavior will grow more Erratic, and it will attempt to force Nearby humanoids into engaging with SCP-7000 In addition to the increase In unpredictability, the volume Of SCP-7000-1's Voice on the loudspeaker will grow louder If one does not spin the wheel After the fourth day, SCP-7000-1 Will appear once more The voice on the loudspeaker blaring it near Defining volumes SCP-7000-1 will violently engage With any sentient beings around it Once in physical contact with the sentient being It will violently force them towards SCP-7000 100% of the time, these attempts are Fatal, as the entity used excessive And unnatural strength, as well as Stabbing victims with its pointed cane It will repeat this process until the wheel is Spinned After this, SCP-7000-1 Will dematerialize And pulls the lever when the object's curtains are open The wheel will spin for roughly 10 seconds Before landing on one of the sections shown Effects that correlate To the text on that section will manifest In the life of the sentient being Spinning the wheel, typically occurring Within two weeks of engaging with SCP-7000 The effects of SCP-7000 Are highly debated, as it is Unknown whether the object truly changes a person's fate Or simply predicts the future Show Test Log Test Log Format Subject Junior Researcher Jake Redacted Resulting text, a loss of love Effect on the subject, later that day Junior Researcher Jake Redacted Discovered that his girlfriend had been cheating on him with another man After looking through her text messages He remarked that it was unusual That she had left her phone unlocked when confronted on the matter Subject Agent Redacted Resulting text, new life Effect on subject, Agent Redacted Was discovered dead in her home 10 days after engaging with SCP-7000 Her body was rendered physically unidentifiable As decomposition had been accelerated Beyond expected rates Though DNA analysis revealed her identity Various species of flora and fungi were growing All over her remains Including T-hybridium, H-redi And undiscovered fungus In the scutelinea genus Subject D3562 Resulting text, healing Effect on subject A fracture in the index finger of D3562 Healed completely a week after the test A month sooner than predicted by medical personnel Subject D2361 Loss of life Effect on subject, several hours after this result SCP redacted breach containment D2361 was found dying in his cell Hours after SCP redacted had been contained Being pronounced as deceased Just as medical personnel arrived to treat him His autopsy revealed that he had died due to a heart attack That would not have been fatal If a containment breach had not taken precedence Over his well-being Subject Junior researcher Athena redacted Resulting text, spin again next week Effect on subject Despite being scheduled to be transferred to another Security wing for a month prior to the event A glitch in the facility scheduling resulted In a change made in Athena Redacted's assignment That allowed her to be present when SCP-7000 Became active once more Upon spinning the wheel a second time Athena redacted got the result Loss of life Her father died in a car accident three days later Subject Resulting text, breath of fresh air Effect on subject Two hours after spinning the wheel SCP redacted had exited the containment site's gates In the process SCP redacted was completely unseen by security cameras And personnel alike It remained undetected for another hour Before being recontained Note, during a containment breach SCP redacted managed to enter the containment chamber of SCP-7000 The following information was recovered from Security and audio feeds And confirms the theory that SCP-7000 will attempt To lure sentient beings that are not human Subject Resulting text, redacted Effect on subject Dr. Arnold redacted became increasingly violent Over the period of a week before returning to SCP-7000's containment chamber Attempting to dismantle the machine and data Expunged He did no damage to the box, still attempting to destroy it The guards restrained him. He was unable to be subdued And was terminated by on-duty guards Addendum 1 After the incident with Dr. Arnold redacted Container procedures of SCP-7000 have been updated To include Any subject who interacts with SCP-7000 Is to be given a mandatory psychiatric evaluation And monitored for a week after the incident Regardless of the subject's results from spinning the object's wheel Addendum 2 During the increasing prevalence of text sections Pertaining to death, insanity, and loss As well as the occurrence Of previous, in the previous addendum Only D-class personnel are to operate SCP-7000 mandatory psychiatric evaluations Still in place Well That was Um So I think it's a hard It's hard to write about Humanoid anomalies Like Um, especially It's like a thing, what does the anom- Like it's anomalous And then there's a Humanoid Anomaly And It I have just, I have I have concerns about Um The structure of this art Well The opening salvo That are typical for like new authors Um, but The opening stuff, yeah The opening salvo is just like Not the classic like A three meter cube Because why? We've got a We've got multiple Typos and changing of terminology It was referred to as 7000-1 It was referred to SCP-7000-1 The Upper What's the word I'm looking for? The upper The warning here Is actually encroaching upon the Clip here, so that's not formatted right There's just This was very much rushed to Post We have a log Without bolding in the Log here In the test logs We have the event 7000-a And so When we Look to critique something like this The obvious thing would be even before I get to Talking about the idea And the story structure I would be concerned about All that That should not be put on the site The pitfalls Yeah, it's a very Common beginner Pitfalls Yes, I agree with you Unnecessary uses of That expunged Heavy redactions Towards the end there Um Just redacting character names I mean that's Undecipherable in bold It's all small things But it all adds up And if I were to go after the story itself All I would really say is that I'm not against a Game show with a weird Appearing host And it does weird things Um I don't understand Why is it seems like the guys Rush to like make sure someone plays it Doesn't come with a reason And like an interview With him to find out like What maybe trying to figure out why But he won't tell you rather than just saying Oh he's just not very talkative about his stuff Yeah And um When was this posted? It was posted Yeah I mean like The It's only been edited five times since Um so I feel like you know I wonder How much critique they got I Would hope that Um That they had gotten at least some Critique but at the same time I think that it's indicative of I'd rather them have not Than have gotten critique and just not Or have gotten critique and have it be bad critique You know what I mean? Cause at least Now that you know Indicate that work needs to be done Hopefully the drawing board They'll look at it and they'll have it They'll run it by some people You know what I mean? They just gotta learn the ropes to the site Exactly I mean I've definitely Seen worse first entries so You got that going for it Oh yeah this is actually legible Far cry from some First postings Definitely not a zero out of ten If I asked for an article There was no article and you punched me in the face Um The you know Author if you're out there Don't be discouraged by this You know go back to the drawing board You know Talk to more people get some critique And I guarantee You can work something out This is not a lost cause It just needs some love For sure Um I would read the next one But it looks like that one is Literally 13,000 words Oh boy And uh I did Read a chronax and uh I thought that one was really good I want to give this one My full And honest attention Ah Ooh we got another dono for the go fund me though So that's good news Yes We got here Honestly Let me take a look at it This is Jay's been in the chat Wanting to see it done That was just a really short one I Let me see if I got the energy for this Cause If I can take a shot at this If this is looking okay format wise If it's not gonna like break my brain It's got a little dialogue Which is going to quicken it up Oh there's the son of a bitch There's the transcripts Master list Beginning is funny I like it So You know at the same time You know it might be good to have to Like to come back to this And have that one be the thing that kicks it off You know And honestly what we can do To kind of seal off today Is we can skip ahead And we can end on sims I think it's appropriate That's fine let me see it's not a long one Yeah by his hand Jay I'm sorry if you waited this whole time Jameson We're gonna start with yours next time This is the really the next one's the really I think Let me see This one looks relatively lengthy Because yes sims is fairly Short and it's appropriate To what we did tonight Yeah I'll absolutely read that I didn't hear you Say that I think it got cut off Or something I will happily read This is SCP-7000 Dr. Sumerian almost Goes out on a limb I love it Item number SCP-7000 Object class Euclid Special containment procedures SCP-7000-1 Is not allowed to leave foundation employment For any reason SCP-7000-1 Is to be monitored at all times In improbable events should be logged Additional measures are to be taken Once there is a better understanding Of the core anomaly or anomaly Involving SCP-7000 Description SCP-7000 is an unexplained Probabilistic phenomenon Surrounding Dr. Jeremiah Sumerian SCP-7000-1 This phenomenon causes unusual And unlikely events to occur In any situation where SCP-7000-1 Is in danger While these unusual probabilistic outcomes Do not necessarily result In SCP-7000-1 remaining Uniformly led to a survival In all recorded circumstances This effect does not extend To any other individuals Or property surrounding or near To SCP-7000-1 SCP-7000 occurs Without the need of conscious thought Without any regard for the wishes Of SCP-7000-1 Additionally, when SCP-7000-1 Deliberately places in life-threatening situations SCP-7000 will still Prevent SCP-7000-1's death Current understanding of this effect Indicates that it has been in place Since SCP-7000-1's birth It is also believed that Sumer All information regarding SCP-7000-1's life Prior to foundation employment Is fabricated SCP-7000-1 has not Visibly aged during his 10 years in foundation Employ, though given the short time period This is not a definitive indicator Has been surmised that the phenomenon That keeps the entity alive during short-term emergencies Has also acted over the long-term Bent incomplete or imperfect cell replication Tissue samples Extracted from SCP-7000-1 Are not under the effects Of SCP-7000 and appear To replicate and die normally Show SCP-7000-A incident The following is a log of the investigation Which led to SCP-7000-1 On July 21, 2022 Dr. Sumerian was staying At a foundation's safe house in Central Alabama Around 1600 hours local time A flash storm generated severe winds These winds sheared off a large section of a tree Which then fell into the room That SCP-7000-1 was working for Despite total destruction of the room SCP-7000-1's death The room SCP-7000-1 Suffered no serious harm As part of the project, Dr. Sumerian Was investigating per his duties As a floating Ethics community liaison Several macroscopic probability detectors Have been placed around the safe house To protect against the incursion by agents Of the serpent's hand following an attack The previous month These detectors recorded a spike of 16 Dimorphs I don't know how to pronounce that A dimorph is a general measurement Of how much a particular incident deviates From a standard probabilistic predictions A higher number indicates a more improbable At the time of the event Given that Dimorph scale's baseline of One, this was determined To be significant enough to investigate This investigation came to three conclusions One, the probability event Was of a significant value And protected SCP-7000-1 From harm Two, the serpent's hand was not active In the area at the time of the event The probability event was causally linked To the attack on the safe house in June Three, Dr. Sumerian's personal history Both before and during his foundation Employment indicates frequent similar events Considering this, the Ethics committee Has placed Dr. Sumerian on administrative leave Until such time as this And similar events can be fully investigated Show record of potential SCP-7000-1 incidents The following is an incomplete log of events Gathered in the last 48 hours Involving Dr. Sumerian both before And during his employment at the SCP foundation Event date, location, estimated Dimorph rating, and log of events December 8, 2009 Maputo Mozambique With a dimorph rating of four A helicopter Dr. Sumerian was riding And suffered a severe mechanical failure Resulting from an impact with a rocket-propelled grenade Which did not detonate The helicopter was able to make a safe landing And crew and passengers survived March 19, 2010 Vladivostok Russia Rating of 12 During a fact, finding mission in Eastern Russia Dr. Sumerian became involved in a short relationship With Russian GRU agent This mission ended after Dr. Sumerian's hospitalization Following a bomb explosion and derailment of the train In which he was riding He was one of two survivors of that event April 26, 2012 In Erie, Indiana Dr. Sumerian was isolated from his team During an investigation into an organization That was attempting to summon a trio of deities He used the gun of one of the fallen agents And eliminated the emergent agent And formed October 11, 2014 Mobile Alabama Or Mobile Alabama Reading of three to six While shopping, Dr. Sumerian was Trapped under three steely-pastropedic Hybrid mattresses for 28 hours He was freed after the store owner Returned on Monday morning While this was reported anecdotally by others Who learned of it afterwards It has not yet been independently verified February 29, 2016 Near Montgomery, Alabama On Interstate 65 The rating of eight Dr. Sumerian was involved in a firefight During the transport of a highly dangerous SCP object He managed to deal with his pursuers The vehicle he was riding in was struck By a semi-trailer truck carrying coal Dr. Sumerian was the only survivor Of an accident January 12, 2019 In Biloxi, Mississippi The rating of 24 Dr. Sumerian was thrown out of a plane By a chaos insurgency agent While flying approximately 2.5 kilometers above sea level He survived with serious But non-life-threatening injuries After crashing through several tree branches Lending into trampoline in a backyard And bouncing into a pool A footnote I know we experience unlikely events daily More thoroughly than Dr. Gears June 25, 2021 Site 88, Alabama The rating of 32 Dr. Sumerian survived An explosion of a God Tracks hoverboard That Dr. Gerald was attempting to demonstrate The use of July 21, 2022 In Birmingham, Alabama The rating of 16 As described in the DAS-A log above Show SCP-7000-1 Interview Log Dr. Gears has performed a post-incident Review with SCP-7000-1 The log of that interaction is below Date of interview July 24, 2022 Subject SCP-7000-1 Interviewer Dr. Gears Beginning log I wanted to talk to you about the incident At the safe house Yeah, the roof tried to kill me What happened? Was it a tree? For the looks of it, a tree split the next yard over But then I fell into another tree That split off and crashed into the house How much damage was there? Catastrophic? Honestly, if the hand already knows about the place We just put it down in the loss anyway You're probably right Are you feeling alright? Chaken up a bit? I mean, I was 5 feet from certain death I don't think it's fully hit me yet I can imagine But this is not the first time something like this has happened, yes? You're talking about the plane thing That and a few other things The bombing in Russia comes to mind There's a delay of several seconds before the review continues You want to know how I got scarred? No, I just want to parse the incongruity Gears, you tell me if they were considering designation For me, right? Do you feel as though you need one? I've survived some things people didn't Statistically, that's bound to happen from time to time It does seem to happen more often to you Than to others though Does it not? We work for the foundation We work for the foundation We work for the foundation We work for the foundation We put into life and death situations regularly If we didn't survive, we wouldn't be here to ask how we survived Are you familiar with the Morve sensors? I am And? And I think it's more interesting when the character survives What's more interesting? The story? If your character died every time something bad happened There wouldn't be much reading Samaritan, I don't understand That's because I'm not talking to you SCP-7000-1 looks directly At the hidden camera recording this interaction I don't want to die There, I said it It's not something I'm proud of But this is certainly something that's true I think it's true for a lot of people actually It's just primal fear That it's hard to put into words Actually, let's break out of the box A bit more confining than I'd like I've always known that I didn't want to die At some level, but it wasn't until I started writing On the SCP wiki that I came to focus I first found the wiki in 2010 years ago next month I was browsing around TV tropes And kept coming across tropes from the pages Eventually I clicked I wasn't quite as big at the time But it was still pretty popular Then I tried to write something It was very bad, hit on all the cliches It used a copyrighted image It was on some level embarrassing So I left I came back in 2014 and tried again The wiki's attitude at the time wasn't necessarily Always positive to new writers But I persevered and made something that stuck Good, but it was certainly good enough After that I bounced around for a while Finding writers I liked, learning from them And bouncing off when they disappeared And on and on and on Now I'm one of the site's most recognizable authors Right or wrong, certainly But what does this have to any What does any of this have to do with my fear of death? I create an order to be unforgettable To be undeniable I want to make worlds and stories That will be told long after I'm gone My immortality is in my work My work is how I breathe I create a character that hates himself and people love him I create continents and forests and mountains and nations With long storied histories And I shadow them in a moment It's all there, and it's all part of me So always, for all time Writing is how I know myself I've always held that the To be the truest purpose To be the truest purpose to create anything To know oneself I started to find patterns in my writing too I write about immortal white guy What does that say about me? The white guy part is probably negotiable Though probably speaks to a certain amount of self-projection But the immortality comes up again and again It's like I said earlier I believe it's just that I don't want to die Then two days ago the roof really did Left sitting amongst the rubble Looking over at the heavy wooden rafters That landed edgewise on my bed Where my bed used to be Rain started pouring in and I had to act To save some stuff, but about two hours later I finally had a moment to reflect I just kinda sat there and stared off into the middle of distance Reflecting on the events of the day Worried about the future, certainly But also knowing that I come mightily close To one thing I most fear Then I finally grabbed the laptop I salvaged from the dust and opened it up I sat on the floor of my living room Loaded discord and started talking about it And after as after one of the most horrific things In my life happened to me, my main thought was I'm gonna write this into my 7K entry Cause why the fuck not And here we are, hope you like it This proves what I've always known deep down One way or another, I'm gonna live forever Thanks for reading it, and genuinely Good luck to everyone else So you're saying that you are immortal because Your author wants you to live on after he dies SCP-7000-1 Returns his attention to Dr. Gears I guess? Dr. Gears We will take that into consideration then And luck I'd left up with this, but I already did I like it I've said this to Smerian Before and I just believe that the end part Like it comes off as very Like It's the most eloquent part of the story Because it's written from the heart I could tell And that's something a lot of people Struggle with I think You know Everyone dies eventually But the thing is To find meaning in what you have And enjoy it And not spend time worrying about it My opinion The meta aspects Of this article are Come on strong, like you were mentioning 3999, I also think of I'm Sameda, even this article Or whatever 3500 Something that's very meta Very meta, and in my opinion If you're gonna go meta, you go 11 out of 10 meta There's no middle ground Oh, there's middle ground, but Mostly meta as possible To me, I've already gushed to Smerian About this article before, but I'm gonna gush to all of you about this article now So it's just a nice little Because it's such a short article Like for 3999 It goes very surreal, it goes very deep It goes all over the goddamn place But as I've made a video In the past talking about, it's not random And it is very well Thought out and planned out And everything does have a purpose In one way or another if you break it down To structure And when you go big And long, you have time to make those Things happen, and when you go short Like this, you don't have that Time, so you've gotta be very efficient And Talking about the immortality I like the article itself Before it goes meta is Standard issue, it's funny It does the job of Like telling the story of What happened to Samaritan In an SCP So if it were by itself Without the meta, that would be Textbook how you write an SCP about a life event that just happened to you Yep Now, when we get to the meta It is as soon as we get to Which line is it It's more interesting when the character survives That's the first time that It's right at the end of the log And it says, we're talking about characters now Not in universe And Gears is like, what? And he reiterates He doesn't press any further, he just says the same thing The story, if your character's died, it would be worth it So that's two lines of saying Yes, I'm talking about stories I'm not talking about this And you're like, oh, we're getting into meta here And then he hits you And I'm not talking to you and talks to the hidden camera And that could have Again, been your stop sign You could have been like, I'm talking to the Hidden camera I say one more line like this I end the article there on the Stinger But The balls To say, you know what, I am going to fucking do this now And make it a diary entry And then I love the pun of let's break out of the box And he breaks out of the dialogue box It is a progression of going more and more Meta and taking it to that point And Structurally when you don't have a lot of space You've got to be ruthlessly efficient And that is what that is And Tells the story, doesn't Gosh, doesn't go too philosophical, I believe Because you don't have enough time To go on long diatribes This is fairly short comparing it to like 3999 again And then It didn't originally Have this Dr. Gear's final Stinger That brings it back in universe And I loved it before that Stinger existed But I really like that it comes back in universe For one more joke It just brings itself back in And I think that makes the article even better And so Meta's Very controversial on the site There's always people who will think it's not subtle enough Or it's too subtle This is my sweet spot for it Sure Absolutely And I mean The jokes and puns You're actually quite funny Like the Works on so many It's a great it's a great And it is Well within Sumerians wheelhouse of articles Sumerians Bibliography Is the short Quippy funny articles that come in They make you laugh and you leave Your stuff but this is At least when I read Sumerian This is always what I'm seeing It has got a concept that makes you go He thought of that and he did it Good for him it was funny I laughed Absolutely And this is that like Getting thrown out of an airplane Into a tree branch Into a trampoline into a pool Is now a dank meme from site 19 For a reason that's brilliant Absolutely Was clown enough Without going too far on like Suspending disbelief for a comedy article Yep Another one of his articles that does that If you've read it's called period drama It's also along those lines Of just like It's It exists for the joke And it doesn't push itself Too far doesn't overstay its welcome Great piece of writing as well But this Good job Sumerian I know you did Such a good job with a bad situation And that's what I'm hoping that we're doing here For you That's what we want for you And what's that note The Current I don't know But I was just noting That the total is The same number The designation of most popular Article on the site I appreciate that So far all 47 of you Appreciate that I don't even know which one that is The archetype of course SCP-2786 One of Bogan's Favorite articles as well I don't know that I've 2786 I feel like I've heard of this Definitely It is meta In a way For sure It's fine If you have the time Chat You can go and watch the Bogan's Reading of that article I'm surprised that He was able to turn that into a Reading because it is quite a format screw I consider it to be like Not an article that you want to read On a stream Or like in a video or anything Pull it off But it's not about me, it's about Samarian And his Life event That we are trying to mitigate with Cold hard cash right into Samarian's pocket Let's make this A net positive for Sim Absolutely But everyone that has Donated it today Appreciate that Were you interested In resuming this Next week because I'm down So I do have to sit back and decide If I want to keep doing 12 hour streams Each week or if I want to We can talk the detail, see if we want to do something else Because I still want to get through them all Now we've started because this has been A lot of fun We could do a couple each day We can pair it down to like a 3 hour stream Depending on how many long ones we fit in We'll be doing it for the rest of the year though Yeah That's true, we've got to get through Gosh darn 80 or so of these Yep and I'm only imagining it's going to go It's going to go up A few of them are going to be removed I'm sure The overall number is going to go up Tiger Glory in the chat I do check the chat once in a while for questions But I don't like to do things that are Off topic from what we're talking about And also I apologize I don't know the SCP you listed I can't answer your question Do you know what would happen if you turned 1689 inside out 1689 being the bag of potatoes The one that was mentioned earlier Oh is that the bag of potatoes I'm going to sing Yep the burlap bag of potatoes Yep If you turned it inside out it would Well first of all you probably can't Turn it inside out but if you could It would probably cause an EK class Grey goo scenario The entire planet would fill up with potatoes And maybe the reality That is containing all the potatoes Would be empty Of potatoes and then Someone would find the bag on that side And then we would be the one with potatoes To the brim I don't know Maybe there's already a potato world Of potato Engorge people on that side And you'd be like freeing them from the potato plague Yeah It's like a reverse potato famine The number of like Non linked References to other SCPs In some of the one day For everyone who was working in the chat all day Billet streams for multiple Multiple hours a day I have run several 24 hour charity Streams in the past And 12 hour streams We are marathoners We train for this yo Nicky I know Nicky keeps urging us to To cut it here But you know I actually streamed with Nicky It was a weekend we did 20 hours over the weekend Damn And We did that just fine I mean It was a little tiring but I mean you and I Did this with one bathroom break each And I had some mozzarella Sticks and abobites so I'm chill I was actually eating the whole time I saw people in the chat going Why isn't he eating? I'm like I just like lean off the camera take a bite I have a A bunch of I was eating chips I was eating grapes Fine I got a little I had a really big meal beforehand Because I didn't want to have to eat Yeah yeah I did too But you know 12 hours Gotta eat sometime So guys On the way out Make sure that you Donate to the GoFundMe on the way out the door Even a dollar helps because We have 70,000 subscribers On YouTube now That was this week 70,000 subscribers during 7k con And if everyone gets a dollar To Samarian then This 15k is not even going to be a problem Not at all yeah That'd be great Make sure that you go check out The description for that link And also all of Billet's support links are in there So if you have not met Billet before today You can go chase him down on those other sources Yeah absolutely come take a look My support links are there For all my merch and stuff like that And if you're in the chat saying I'm poor sorry You can do You can help us by subscribing to everybody And sharing the videos around On our site 42 in the scp foundation Because we want to make big old movies And if you can't help by Paying us then you can share us And help signal boost our strength Absolutely Absolutely Looking forward to some of that Some of the stuff you've got in the world Sounds cool But this will be our evening side off So thank you guys so much Be safe be well Secure contain