Alright, good morning. I want to do a review of this thing. People have seen this in my videos many times. It's the keyboard I use. This is a Unicomp Enduro Pro keyboard. I've had this for, I guess, the beginning of, since the beginning of 2019. I guess that's nearly been two years now. And I want to do a review on this because it is a keyboard like no other in many respects. I have lots of good things to say about it. Lots of, well, not lots, but some bad things that I think are worth knowing. But this is a great, I'll go ahead and explain. Well, first off, look at the notable design. There's actually a reason for the fact that it's colored black, but all the keys are gray. Maybe I'll get into that. So Unicomp, the company that makes these, this is actually one of the only keyboards that you can get that's actually made in the United States. Now, I know people have this idea that things made in the US have to be like hyper-expensive or 30 times more expensive than the stuff in China. This probably isn't actually the case. This keyboard cost me around $100, a little bit more than that, which if you compare it to mechanical keyboards, that's basically, honestly, a lot cheaper than mechanical keyboards. Now, first off, this is not a mechanical keyboard. You look at it, it looks like one, it clicks sort of like one, but it isn't. A lot of people will see that, oh, it's a mechanical keyboard. No, it's actually a buckling spring keyboard. And that means if you actually open these keys up, they have a little hole with the spring in it, and when you press the keys, the spring actually buckles and it makes this really loud noise here. So it doesn't have mechanical switches. It's not exactly like what you might be used to if you have a mechanical keyboard. Now, this keyboard is in fact based on the old IBM Model M keyboard. And that is, I often considered the best keyboard ever made. It looked about like this, except for it was, you know, a plain grey color or beige color. And those used to be made by a company called Lexmark. I think it's Lexmark. I think IBM maybe owned them or something like that. It doesn't really matter, but they used to be focused or centered in Kentucky. Now, what ended up happening is that IBM or Lexmark, whoever it is, I forget, I think it was both. Who knows? You can look it up. It doesn't actually matter. They decided to move, you know, source their production out to China, to save a buck. And the people who built these in Kentucky, they said, you know what, we actually really like the classical Model M keyboards. We want to make keyboards like it, so we are going to buy the intellectual property and the business and the architecture and we're going to keep making these keyboards in the United States. So you can still get these. They are reasonably priced compared to everything else. And in fact, look at mine. I actually have the Endura Pro model. It has, look at that, there's a track point with little mouse keys as well. So you can actually use this thing as a mouse. I have used it as a mouse for two years. I don't own a mouse, or maybe I own a mouse.  I'm never going to use it. I don't use a mouse. I don't have a mouse that I plug up to my computer. I just use this thing. So that is one thing that's fantastic about it.  Okay, it's nice and simple. I mean, if you guys know my computer setup and my Linux setup, I basically do not use a mouse except for if I'm doing something very particular in the web browser or if I'm making, I guess, the thumbnails to my videos, if I make them in GIMP, I have to use a mouse. But this works for everything else. So first off, why the goods, I guess the information about this company. So Unicomp, again, is the name of the company that bought the IP and the factory that makes these in Kentucky. One of the goods and bads of it is it's a very, I guess, I don't want to say mom and pop level, but it's sort of a low level. It's not too big. But they also have a lot of old equipment. So you'll see reviews of this keyboard where people say, oh, they're minor manufacturing defects because a lot of times they're using really old equipment. Now, in my case, I have a little bit of that that I can complain about. Now, first off, I don't know if this is a universal problem, but my track point does not work how it should be working ideally. Okay, specifically what it does is, I mean, if you're just using it moving around just a little bit, it'll work fine. But if you do something, am I off focus? I can't really tell. But if you really move it around quickly and stuff like that, it actually moves faster if you move it to the left than if you move it to the right, or it moves faster if you're going up rather than going down. Something really weird that I think is a mechanical defect. And I've looked at ways in Linux to mitigate this. I haven't really found a good way to do it. It might just be an error in the particular keyboard that I got. There might have just been a little manufacturing flaw in it. If it's a universal thing, that's a little worrisome. If it's not a universal thing, hey, Unicom, could you send me a new keyboard? That would actually be nice. I'm sorry, it's been two years since I bought this thing, but I'm just asking. Now, obviously, I get along fine with it. I've been using it and nothing else for the past two years. So I have no big complaints, but that was something I noticed very quickly when I started using it. And additionally, I guess just when I busted it out of the box, there were little... For example, sometimes I'd press a key... I think the grove accent was sort of messed up when I first got it. So I would press it and it would keep held down, and I tried taking the key off and cleaning it up, and it persisted for a little bit, but eventually it just sort of stopped. And I think that was the case with one or two other keys. But nowadays I haven't had any problems with those in the past couple of years at all, in the past year and a half, or so, since it's the first couple of months of me having it. Okay, so another question is why does it look like this? Why is it black with grey keys? That's maybe an interesting question. Oh, by the way, they also have little Linux keys that you can buy. They have a little pack of replacement keys that you can get for Linux. And I think it's targeted to Emacs users as well, because they give you a key that replaces the caps lock with the control, which would be nice if you're an Emacs user. I would really like a caps lock replaced with escape since I use Vim, so that's what I have remapped. But what was I going to say? So why is it coloured like this? Well, it's coloured like this because when Unicom bought all the old machinery, they don't have the equipment to put... If you wanted a full black keyboard, they don't have the equipment to write white letters on those key caps. So they actually don't sell... Like, if you want a black keyboard, this is as close as you're going to get. You can also get one that's totally black, including the keys, that has unmarked keys. But that's just sort of an interesting thing about their development. You know, they haven't been able to buy new machinery or something like that. Which, again, is a little worrisome, but it's also nice to... I don't know, I'm not going to fault them for that. This is one of those interesting designs from your limitation kind of things. I like the way it looks. There are no keyboards that look like it. I don't think it looks ugly or anything. I think it's just very notable. People usually see it and they're like, Oh wow, what's that? That's pretty cool. And I will say that also, if you get the Endura Pro model, I don't know if I made it clear, but the Endura Pro model is the one specifically with the track point. If you want one without a track point, that's actually a little bit cheaper. I mean, this is maybe a little bit more than $100. The one without the track point is maybe right at $100, maybe a little less. You can also get ones with like track balls, like a little mouse ball that you can move around up here. And they have other things as well.  I of course got USB. You can get a PS2 connection if you want, but the thing is if you get a PS2 connection with the Endura Pro, that of course is a mouse and a keyboard built into each other, you're going to have two connectors because one of them doesn't just work. So in the case of the USB though, both your mouse and keyboard can come off of this, so this is the only plug-in that I need. So it's very nice. It actually saves me another plug-in of my USB on my computer. Very nice having them. So I definitely recommend this product. I will say that it is of course very loud. If you're new to it, that might be, oh no, it's loud. I'm afraid of that. I don't even think it's... I know there are ways and mechanical keyboards of sort of mitigating the loudness. I don't know any way of doing that on a buckling spring keyboard, but I don't really care because it's honestly not bad. When I first got this, I was living with a roommate and she was never really bothered by the sound. And I think even when I record videos, I record videos usually with my microphone pretty close and I don't think the keyboard is like that in the way. Sometimes if I have my microphone right in front of the keyboard, you can usually tell because the key presses will be a little louder. But they're never... Unless I'm asking people, do they hear it? They won't hear it, you know what I mean. So it's not a big distraction. So I wouldn't worry too much about that. But it is basically impossible to hit these keys softly without them making noises because the spring has the buckle, like it has to make noise. But I mean that's sort of the same in mechanical keyboards as well. They basically have to make noise. So yeah, I definitely recommend this thing. It's unique, it's a nice way. Again, it's not cheap Chinese stuff. It's pretty cheap American stuff that is relatively well made. Again, there might be little defects. Again, my track point, I was a little fuzzy about, but if you're worried about that and you don't care about a track point, maybe you could just get their default model. They have many different colors and different schemes for this. They have different models. They do different clever things with them. Again, the company is Unicomp. So yeah, that's about it. I mean, considering how little I paid for this, just a little over 100 bucks, I think it's a great deal. And it's in great shape. I've cleaned it maybe once. Maybe I should have cleaned it before the video. There's a bunch of junk in there. Alright, so that's about it. Yeah.


What's up everybody. Welcome to the front yard fantasy hour presented by FanDuel. I'm your host Simon joined as always by my co-host John Luke and Josh. What's up boys. What's up. Today guys. Feel good. I feel so inadequate. I'm just so underdressed down there. We're going to get to that Josh. We got to talk about your outfit down there. But before we do that guys, we have a very special guest joining us this Friday evening to play some fantasy fortune. He is an OG in the fantasy space. Currently the managing editor for fantasy at the athletic and personally he's been a mentor and a role model to us as we navigate this space. Nando, thank you so much for joining us on this Friday. I appreciate it. Let's get back to Josh's suit. Yeah. You're very welcome. I'm sorry you're welcome. It's great to be here. Let's get back to Josh. He hasn't gotten an answer. He's like, what's going on? There are two kinds of people, right? Ones that love compliments. Like you give it to them. They're like, okay keep going. And then ones that are like deflect, deflect, deflect. Nando down there deflect and always humble. But we're so excited to have you on here today. This is our favorite game and we've been wanting to have you on to come play with us for a while. Nice. I'm excited man. This is great. Congratulations on the FanDuel thing too man. That's fantastic. Thank you. Thank you. Nando had the OG game show on Sirius, right? Yeah with the Fantasy Fun House man. It was awesome. With Corey Parsons, Tony Sincotta man. That was Miss Those Days. Yeah, Corey's the man. What a squad. Have Corey on some day and tell him that you want to play, oh man, what do we call it? Fantasy Food Truck. Fantasy Food Truck. That was a good one. We met up in Canton a few weeks ago and he's definitely going to come on the show. We just haven't scheduled him yet. We dropped that little nugget. That'd be a great show. Maybe we surprise bring you on and do an old school grudge match between the two of you guys. We wouldn't really keep score. Fair enough. Fair enough.  Not so much the winner.  They get a lot. They get it. We got Maria on the chat. So it's so excited to be here. We are excited to and Jay saying let's go and Jail's mom checking in, checking on it. OG fans in here. J-Wall saying let's get it. Let's get it indeed. And Pete's so glad football season is finally back. Shout out Pete. Me too. Shout out Pete. Shout out football. You got a lot of Italians watching the show. So many Italians. The Italian hour, yeah. Yeah, I can't affirm nor deny that there may be mafia ties to the street. Uh-oh. Fan dual cuts the feed immediately. The lights go out of my house. What's up Troy? Welcome in. Glad to have you here. We got Kev saying bird up. Bird up to you Kev. Absolutely. Mike Hicks. Let's get it boys. Thank you for tuning in. And J-Wall saying what we were all thinking this suit. So fancy. You know, Josh, we've been saying it for weeks. You got to dress up as Pat Sejak. You got to dress up as Pat Sejak.  Try to match it as best he could. Let's see the side by side, Josh. Had to run to J.C. Penney to get the tie. No, I had to. I used to wear a suit every day, guys. You know, I know to rock the suit. Josh, and you're impressing daddy fan flow over here. They are, they are impressed with your suit. Say nice suit, Josh. There you go. You got the approval that you needed. He just got an executive job as a fan dual. Josh, you got to get the skinny microphone now, man. Yes, the skinny mic. Yeah, the skinny mic. That was brought up and like this just doesn't do it justice, right? No, you know what? We pretended to do it on a couple of shows a while ago. And what we did was, you know, the dry cleaning hangers you get. Yeah, yeah, we ripped out that bottom, that bottom cardboard part and painted it black. Oh, I have done it. Make one by the end of the show. Yeah, I'll be like MacGyvering. Yeah, yeah, be careful, Josh. Be careful. You're doing well. Maria's hyped Nando's here and so is Jay. Guys, like I alluded to, we are playing fantasy fortune. Before we get into that, though, I want to remind everyone watching. Hit that like button on YouTube and go ahead and subscribe to the fan dual. YouTube channel as well. You know, we're putting out this fun content on Fridays where there's a whole team of awesome content creators putting stuff out daily with Vandal and you want to make sure you're not missing any of that great fantasy advice or content that they're putting out over there. And if you're watching on Twitch, hit that follow button on Twitch as well. You can find Fandall on Twitter at Fandall also. So make sure you're subscribed or following them over there. Every Friday, every Friday, every Friday at 6 p.m. Eastern time. Most of the time, not in suits. I like wearing a suit. I might just do this for now on, you know. Josh is never going to not wear the suit. I'm feeling good. He's sleeping in the suit tonight. I guarantee that. I guarantee you. I even got the pants on, guys. Are you wearing shoes? You know I'm not wearing shoes. I ain't telling you that. We will get kicked off Twitch. No, we're kicked off. You know how to show your feet on Twitch?  Actually, that is in the terms of service. So I tried to stop you. You are not allowed to show people. It was a quick one. It was unreasonable. They would expect us to read all of those words. Okay, guys, quickly before Twitch finds out that we did that. What are you talking about? Nothing to do with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely. Josh, suit boy. I'm going to pass it off to you to explain the rules of today's game and tell us how it's going to go, the order we're playing in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm glad everyone's here today looking for a good time. We're going to be playing fantasy fortune today. Much like real fortune, right? But it's fantasy fortune. We got rid of the wheel. I know everyone loves a wheel, but I don't care. We're playing fantasy fortune. It's much like real fortune, but there's twists. Like I said, no wheel instead of spinning the wheel. I'm going to ask you guys a fantasy related question, all right? Or football related questions. It's going to be a simple one. People don't like that. I say simple, but it will be an, you know, 50-50 question. You'll be expected to answer the question quickly. If you get the question right, you will get to guess a letter for the puzzle we're trying to solve here. $500 for each constant. It will cost $100. If you want to buy a valve, just let us know. If you want to buy a valve, let me know and you can buy one. If you guess anything wrong during your turn, we will move on to the next contestant. If it's your turn and you think you can solve, let's go. Go ahead and solve it. You got to say exactly what's up there, though. You got to say exactly what's up there. Whoever clicks the most money, the champion. Let's go. I am looking for my first point. The wheel is coming from the suit. They really do. They really do. It just felt more official. It felt for real, Josh. I suddenly take you seriously all of a sudden. Didn't know that was possible. I don't normally get taken very seriously. So I'm glad we could do this. I'm glad we could do this. I was really trying to bring out the past Ajay vibes.  He's on the Xenon sense, man. That was very intense. That was so intense. He is actually on the chiller side. Very laid back. Jail alluded to it, Nando. He is looking for his first win in this game. He has yet to ever win fantasy fortune. I've been hot lately. I got two wins under my belt. We started out slow. I got close. And then Simon decided to just keep answering like a hundred questions, right? And beat me on the last puzzle. Oh, look, I'm terrible at trivia. So I'm very good at creating it, but very bad at playing it. So you brought in a terrible trivia ringer to try and win. This could work. This might just work. Well, let's get this up here. I randomly did determine the order before the stream and I hope you guys are okay with this. I'm sure one of you is going to complain, but Simon, you're going first. Nando, you're going second. And Jail, you're going third. I hope you're okay with that. Oh, yeah. I'm outwitched. I'm living at the results of this, Josh. But I accept it. Well, get over it. Get over it. Get over it. Okay. All right. Well, are you guys ready for the first puzzle? Oh, yeah. Ready to start counting letters. Are you starting to ready to start counting letters? Well, like I normally like to do when we start out. Wait, before we start, everyone out of the chat. Nando, John Luke makes you guys are in the private chat. Not the comments. Our viewers are much smarter than we are. They're going to get it before we do. All right. They're definitely going to get it before us. So what we have here for our first puzzle is an NFL player. That's all it is, guys. You just got to find out who this NFL player is. We're starting with you, Simon. Are you ready for your first question? Yeah. Give me a question. All right. All right. Well, here's your question. According to the FanDuel Sportsbook. According to the FanDuel Sportsbook for week one, true or false? The San Francisco 49ers are eight and a half point favorites over the Detroit Lions this week. I'll say false. I am sorry. That is incorrect. It is true. The San Francisco 49ers are eight and a half point favorites over the Detroit Lions this weekend. Week one study of your sportsbook stuff. Everybody knew that.  So we're moving on to the next question. Nando, you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. All right. Who had more rushing yards last season? Who had more rushing yards last season? Was it Nick Chubb or was it Alvin Kamara? I can say it was Nick Chubb. Nick Chubb is the correct answer. Nick Chubb had 1067 rushing yards while Alvin Kamara had 932. Great job, Nando. I didn't think it was that close, though, actually. So, I mean, they were separated by about 150 rushing yards. But Nando, great job. Like I said, you get to pick a letter. Let's go with a T, I guess. Go with a T. Unfortunately, there is no T. All right. There's no T. No Steven. No Steven. No Steven. No Steven. All right. Well, Nando, did get his first question right, but wasn't able to get a letter in the board jail. We're coming to you. Are you ready? Oh. Can I guess? Yeah. If you want to take a shot, you'll get a thousand points into your bank if you get it right. We're moving on to Simon. I've alluded to it in previous times we played this game, but every single puzzle, for some reason, my brain tries to fit Stefan Diggs in. So, I'm guessing Stefan Diggs, because it finally fits. No T, man. Come on. It's not Stefan Diggs. Get out of here. Are you kidding? You've been played. You've been played. You have been played. Nando, I need you to say something before I say my sentence. I'm going to help you out, man. It's not Carson Wentz, either. I'll give you a hint. There's not Carson Wentz. So, guys, no money on the board yet.  It's definitely not Kyle Bentz. It could be Anonio Brown, and Josh just forgot the T. Of course. Off to a good start. Yeah. So, Simon, we're moving on to you. You ready for a question? You want to pull a JL here and just... No, I would like a question. I would like a question. It's not Stefan Diggs, Simon. Don't worry. All right, Simon. Last year, in a PPR league, who had more fantasy points? Who had more fantasy points in a PPR league last season? Was it Brandon Ayuk or C.D. Lam? C.D. Lam. C.D. Lam is the correct answer. He was actually the 24th highest scoring wide receiver while Brandon Ayuk was the 35th. Great job, Simon. What letter would you like? That was a great job, Simon. Thank you, Nando. Now, just watch me get no letters right here. Let's go with an N. You're going to go with an N. There are two Ns. There are two Ns. That does mean you have accumulated $1,000 here. I'll buy a vowel. Simon, yeah, go ahead. You're allowed to... Ah, what vowel? Give me an A. You're going to go with an A. There's one A. It will cost you $100 for your one A. I'll buy another vowel. Give me an E. All right. Coward. You're going to go with an E. There's one E, which will also cost you $100. Okay. Well, that doesn't help. I don't know yet. Oh, wait. Not helping? Shoot. Okay. I think I know the last name, but I'll take another question. Try to rack up some money. Take another question? Yeah. All right. Simon, who had more receiving yards last season? Who had more receiving yards last season? Was it Brandon Ayuk or was it Jarvis Landry? Landry. Landry's the correct answer. With 840 receiving yards, he did have more receiving yards. Simon, what letter would you like? Give me an S. S. I think there's one for sure. Okay. There is definitely one S. You've got $1,300 in your bank. It seems like you might have a decent understanding of what this last name could be, but the first name might be another. Yeah, but I don't know. The first name is getting me. I got it. Let's go.  I need another question. Give me a question. All right. You are getting another question. Who had more passing yards last season? Was it Josh Allen or was it Derrick Carr? I feel like it's your double reverse trick question. Yeah, I think your double reverse trick question in me. I'll go Josh Allen. Josh Allen's correct. Yeah, it was going for the double reverse trick question there. Josh Allen had 4,544 passing yards while Derrick Carr had 4,103. Simon, what letter? A J. You're going to go with a J? And you are correct. So you definitely, I think you have a good understanding of the last name. Yeah. I'll buy the O. He's going to buy the O, which is going to give you some help. There are no more vowels, but you will get minus $200. I would like to solve. Simon, let's go ahead and solve. Ronald Jones. That is absolutely correct. I thought you just like horribly misspelled Naheen Hines. It's all I could think of. I was like, Daniel, you put the A in the wrong spot. I was just really, I couldn't think of a name that had N-A on the middle. You had Donnell. I got to give J. Wall a shot out here. I'm pretty sure he put Ronald Jones there before there were any letters. It was five minutes ago before there were any letters up there. He guessed Ronald Jones. There might have been, maybe the N's were up there, but yeah, he killed it, man. Good job. So what's up, Cooter? Welcome in. Cooter had a great guess. Is it Tamar Taksin? Your T-guess got it out right there. Sam did come in here and say, I come in here to Ronald Jones. I'm sad all over again. I'm guessing Sam was a Ronald Jones investor. And that's actually what I kind of wanted to get into with you guys a little bit. Ronald Jones really disappointed last night, didn't he? Is Leonard Fournette just the guy the rest of the season Nando? Do you have an opinion here? Is Ronald Jones going to be fantasy relevant? I think so. I think he still will.  So like it's not like that, you know, Arians isn't like one of those angry, fumbled, you're out kind of guys. I think it's just going to be like Mike Evans, you know, what are you going to do about him? I think it's just going to be a rotating thing where every week we're going to be like, well crap, now, you know, that was totally different than what I expected from last week. I don't know. We Hunt put a great tweet out last night about Fournette even like, you know, Fournette's not having a bad game. He's having an incredible blocking game. Yeah. And that's not how it's going to be all year. So like, I think they're just going to, you know, that's a smart team. That's a Tom Brady team. It's just going to keep you guessing over and over and over again. Yeah. So it sounds like it's going to be Patriots vibes, you know, with a running back situation there, year in and year out, you just don't know to play, right? Oh, maybe it wasn't Ballochick all this time. Maybe it's Tom Brady. Yeah. Right? They got Damian Harris now. They're totally normal. They're a totally normal running back team now. Yeah. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see now and now. Jail, do you have any kind of different opinion here? Have you lost faith in Ronald Jones already? No, I don't think we can take one game and try and extrapolate how, you know, this player will be used all for the rest of the season. Sure. I think Ronald Jones will, we could. Many have tried. I don't know how productive it will be, but I'm, you know, where you got Ronald Jones in your fantasy drafts, you know, it's not like he's going to be a bust given what, you know, that the outcome that Nando laid out, which I completely agree with that you're just going to have to see week to week. I think the most likely work both Lenny and Ronald Jones is the rotation pretty evenly. How about you, Simon? Is it for Nancy? No, I'm not giving up on either of these players and I think it's going to be frustrating to roster either of them, but in it, like you can start either of these players on any given week. We're not going to, we're not going to be able to tell where the ball is going. I tried to lead you guys into some different opinion than I have, but I agree. I do think it's going to be a hit smash of both of them. So we're on the same page. That's a good thing, right? It is. So Simon, you got, you got out to a great lead there. What was up Nando? Oh, I was saying, is it, is it a good thing? I was maybe not for you if you agreed with the three of us. That might be a problem. I will tell you guys this. I was kind of out on drafting Leonard and especially where he was going, like if he fell real late, I was willing to take him, but I was definitely Ronald Jones over Leonard for not coming in this season right now. Shifted a little bit. Yeah, shifted. It's like slightly Leonard for net. He looked good last night. Like you guys said, so he did. All right. You guys ready for our puzzles? Let's do it. Before we do that, Jordan saying 35 crew in here. And that reminds me. I just want to let everybody know 35 crew, they know about this, but Fandals in here watching. And so if you guys are playing along and killing it during the game, they have been known to occasionally drop some goodies in your inbox and Fandal bucks. So play along, see if you can beat us. And there might be some stuff from Fandal coming your way. Sugar Daddy Fandal. Sugar Daddy Fandal. Fandal. Now let's get to the next puzzle. Simon, you have a good lead. You have $1,600 in your bank. Guys, got to catch up. We're starting with Nando since Simon got the last puzzle. Here is the next one. All right. We have NFL teammates. We have two NFL teammates separated by the ampersand right here. So this is the first and the last name for both guys. Get out of the chat, friends. I think the phone digs wrong, Josh. I definitely did. I definitely did. Nando, you ready for your first question? Yeah, let's do it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I like that confidence. Let's go. All right. Who had more rushing touchdowns last season? Who has more rushing touchdowns in 2020? Was it Alvin Kamara or was it Aaron Jones? Man, all right. Well, Kamara had that crazy game at the end. I'm going to say just rushing touchdowns. I'm going to say Kamara. I'm going to say Kamara. That last game at the end brought him up. Kamara had 16 rushing touchdowns last season. It's in one game. Yes, you are absolutely correct. Alvin Kamara was the correct answer. Nando, what letter would you like? Give me a K. You're going to go with a K. I think it's Mike. Maybe. I'm sorry, Nando. Oh, come on. No K. Oh, well, it's not Mike. There is no K. Definitely not Mike. Get Mike out of here. Forget about Mike. Jail, we're coming to you, though. Nando keeps getting. Really, how many mics are there, right? How many mics are there in the NFL? Really, that was dumb. That was dumb. He was just locked on. I got the letters and Evans and I was out. That was it. That was all I had. I know. You got me stuck on the box. Yeah. You're sick. Well, yeah, anyway. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Mike Boone. Mike Boone. All right. I digress. I digress. Jail, we're coming to you. Nando, he keeps. He gets the trivia question, right?  I should have money for that. You should get money for the questions. I'm playing the rest of this game. It's under protest. It's under protest. A hundred dollars to the person just for answering the question. Right? I kind of like that. We'll consider going forward. We're not going to change the rules right now, unfortunately. But whoever's next. Who's coming? Who's next week? Who's next week? You are. You are now. And all winnings come right out of Josh's Bitcoin while at Nando. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Keep that in mind. No, yeah. This is real money we're playing with. I will send you this much money in Bitcoin over fat. You didn't know. You didn't know this is high stakes. Yeah. I would have taken this. I would have not gone for Mike if that was the case. It was definitely Dave. So I would have gone V. There's a fairly, is there a Phil? Jail. We're coming to you. I'm ready for my first question. I got to keep this moving along. You know, that's my job. Let's go. Let's go. Who had more passing yards last season? Jail? Who had more passing yards last season? Was it Russell Wilson or Matt Ryan? Russell Wilson. I'm sorry. Russell Wilson is incorrect. Matt Ryan was actually the fourth highest passing. I thought it was a trick. And it was. It wasn't. And Russell Wilson was down there at nine. But hey, you know, 4,581 to 4,212. Unfortunately, you're incorrect. We're going to Simon, though, our current champ, our current leader right now. You ready, Simon? Let's do it. All right. Did Antonio Gibson have over or under 700 rushing yards last year? Over. He did. He had 795. Great job, Simon. What letter would you like?  It's not Mike. Yeah, I was going to say, man. I like to call him. Nice try. There's no M. Nando. Hey, fortunately, no letters on the board. Wow. You're up again. We've rolled out Mike for your question. Yeah. Let's do it. All right. Who had more receptions last season? Who had more receptions last season? Was it Brandon Cooks or was it Cooper Cup? Cooper Cup, I kind of a down year. Brandon Cooks, more of a big play kind of. I'm going to go with Brandon Cook.  Cooper Cup's correct. Nice switch. Yeah. Nice switch. Cooper Cup had 92 receptions while Brandon Cooks had 81 receptions. Great job. Hey, thank you. What letter would you like? Man. L. Give me an L. Give me a K again. Oh, well, now I know the first name. Yeah. Nobody has any Ls. There's one guy. There's one guy without any Ls. I was kind of confused. I tried to make sure there was no like too many of one letter. I know it. And apparently there was. Nando, you have $3,000. Yeah, I got it as well. Right? Yes, I do. I got it. And you can buy it out. It will never come to me. You can solve or we can move on to another question. Let me buy an E. You're going to buy an E. Yeah. E's. So I'm going to tell you this right now, Nando.  It's happening once every shift. Yeah. I'm completely blanking on these two Ls. So yeah, looking at this board, I'd kind of probably be confused too. But hey, you can still buy a VAL or we can move on to another question. Man. Pass it to me, Nando. Pass it to me. If I pass to John Luke. There are no passes in this game. Can we split the rule? Can we split the money like at FFC? Nando? All right. What would you like to do here? Oh man. I'm just trying to figure out that last name. Is it Miller? Is it? Well, hey, I don't know. I don't know. All right. Let me get another one. Let me get another one. You can go for a VAL. No, it can't be Miller because there's no M. You could go for a VAL. All right. Let me get another one. Okay. I think you're trying to bait me into this so your friends can win. I would know nothing more than this just for you. Just for you to lose. I don't want you to beat these guys. 100% believe me. Yeah. Let me buy an A. You want to buy an A? Yeah. No. All right. All right. I don't know what's happening here. Hey, we can go on to another question. There are still more VALs up there. Fine. Let me do an I. You want to buy an I? Okay. One I. How many VALs are there, Josh? There are still more VALs. And his name is not Kale or Mill. It's Bill. Miller. Miller. Man. Is it crazy? All right. No. I got this. I'm just going to buy you to stall for more time while I try and figure out who this teammate is. I forgot there was a U in there. I thought it was about a Uizer. I was like, oh, gotcha now. Like there are no more VALs. You see, it tells us right there. That's nice, right? That's nice because I would have kept going. I'm going to do a question then. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Who had more receptions last season? Who had more receptions last season? Was it Robbie Anderson or was it Alvin Kamara? That sounds like a trick question trying to trick me into. Man, Robbie Anderson started so hot. I'm not even sure which way I'd be tricking you, to be honest. Let me go with Alvin. There can't be that many Alvin Kamara pro answers in here. So I'm going to go with Robbie Anderson. You're going Robbie Anderson? Yeah. That is correct. Robbie Anderson. All right. 95 catches last season, which I think a lot of people forget. 95 catches last season were two Alvin Kamaras 83. Okay. What letter? D.  I'm going to pad my lead. Now I know what's happening. All right. You want to figure this out? This is Will Fuller and Jaylen Waddle. Absolutely correct. That is absolutely correct. Man, you got all those L's, and I thought you were just not going to get that money. And I was going to be like, oh no. There's so many on vowels. JL wanted it so bad. Yeah. How do I make this miles? It took a second. I just needed to buy some time. That's all. Convince yourself. You knew it. Feel good. I do not feel. I feel the opposite of good. JL, I wanted to ask you first actually real fast. Will Fuller, Jaylen Waddle? I just want to compare those two from a redraft perspective. Which one would you rather have on your team going into the 2021 season? I'm fine having both these guys on my team, especially where they were drafted. Jaylen Waddle is a rookie wide receiver, so you got to be cognizant of that. We're not going to have a season like we had last year where you have T. Higgins, Justin Jefferson, breaking records. So we had the temporary expectations a little bit for some of these rookie wide receivers. That being said, Jaylen Waddle, he's on many of the other rookie wide receivers this year. I think he'll have the opportunity in that Dolphins offense. It remains to be seen how Tua and that offense is running this season. But I'm optimistic. I'd be happy to have both these guys as high upside plays. Yeah. I think the fact that Will Fuller is missing week one, really it opens up the door for Jaylen Waddle to maybe really earn that role. I'm excited for Jaylen Waddle. I'd rather have Jaylen Waddle on my team. I've been out on Will Fuller for a little while now. I know he had a great season last year. Nando, do you have a different opinion? Would you rather have Will Fuller? I'm kind of interested to see what he's going to do. A new team, a new quarterback, that whole thing. I just assume it's more of the same. They got him for a reason. The reason was what he's done the last several years. He's not going to be a possession receiver. I don't think so. Got their tiny hands. That's what I've heard. Apparently, Will Fuller has tiny hands. That was the problem with him coming out of the drafts. Simon, do you have any kind of different opinion there? The guy that I have on my teams more this year is Will Fuller. Just like in those later rounds, whenever I was taking a shot at wide receiver, I liked the upside of Fuller more. Like we've seen him be an upper echelon wide receiver. Now, I'm not projecting that for him, but we know it's in his range of outcomes, so I took the shot on Fuller. That being said, if I was a betting man and you said who's going to have more fantasy points at the end of the season, I would probably take the Waddle side of this. But I just think the Fuller upside, we've seen it. Got a lot of Tua, though. I got a ton of Tua. Yeah, same. So much Tua. I don't know why he fell. He's going to be that guy that everyone's like, why didn't we bring him up four rounds? Why didn't we see this? I don't like Club Marjax in a couple of years ago before he broke out.  It's rookie season. He looked like he couldn't throw. Tua coming out of the injury, who knows, the sky's the limit, right? And no offseason before his rookie year. And had Chan Galey as his offensive coordinator. Yeah. And everyone's hyped on Jalen Hertz. And then they're like, oh, Tua won't be good. Tua took his job in college. You can't compare talent-wise. Of course, there are years removed from that. But still, talent-wise, Tua has it. Yeah, I agree. Guys, before we move on... Did he get the answer? Sorry, just wanted to say. J-Wall, it seems like was the only one or the first one to get the answer. Some people did agree, though. Yeah, the first two points. Anthony! Congratulations! Congrats, Anthony. We will miss you in our daily streams, but I'm so hyped for you, my man. Absolutely hyped. Why wouldn't he be in the daily streams? He said his new job. He might not be able to watch us every day. Can you believe that? I said to bring that up in negotiations, so you can take 5K off my salary if I can have 3-4 PM off every weekday. Every weekday. But it looks like they said no to that one.  Before there were any letters up there, he did find another one that fits and matches NFL teammates. So that was a nice pull there, Tim, before there were any letters up there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys, look, Nando's got a good lead here. I want to give you guys at least a shot. Oh my, I did not mean to do that. We're good. Pete behind the curtain. I was going to say, hold it in the race. It teases everyone with the puzzle aspect.  Where's the wheel? All right, let's get into the next puzzle. JL, you will be up first for this one. I would like to ask the contestants to please leave the general chat. And we have NFL news here, guys. We have NFL news. NFL news. It's JL's favorite category. JL, we're coming to you. Are you ready for your question? That's the category. I thought you were holding up the show like something bad happened to you. I get it now. General NFL news. General NFL news. It'd be like the worst prize. You have to do all this work to find out Gus Edwards is out for the season. So it might be from a team. It might be about a player. Just keep that all in mind, Nando. I got you. Once we get those K's and M's in there, Mike, Mike. The money letters. You got to get the money letters in there. All right, JL, who had more receptions last year? Who had more receptions last year? Was it J.D. McKissick or was it Mike Evans? McKissick. Yeah, you're absolutely correct. McKissick had 81. Evans had 70. Great job, JL. Any reception questions with McKissick in it has to be McKissick. That's my logic. You could. But I'm not. I'm going to go T. You're going to go for T. There's one T. That's what you get. It's so insulting when there's just one single one. Well, you can buy a bell in there. You can move on to the next one. Yeah, who got a catheter in the offseason? That doesn't work. I was going to say, how do you spell catheter? Right. There's a T in the middle. Two T's. There's a catheter. I'll take another question. I have no idea what this is. Who had more receptions last season? Who had more receptions last season? Was it Russell Gage or was it Naim Hines? Hines. Russell Gage is the correct answer. I knew you were going to flip it on me. Gage had 72 receptions while Naim Hines had 63. A little closer than I love, but hey, you got to deal with it. JL, you were incorrect there. You got a T, though. Simon, we're coming to you. Are you ready for your question? Let's do it. All right. Who had more reception yards last season? Who had more reception yards last season? Was it Amari Cooper or was it Darren Waller? Waller. Waller is correct, and that was closer than I wanted to make it. But, you know, they were with you in 100, but Waller had 1196 receiving yards. Simon, what letter would you like? I love that, man. Give me a B. A B as in boy. I am sorry, Simon. There is no B. B for bonk. Bonk. All right. Well, hey, we're coming back to Nando. Nando, are you ready for your question? Yeah. Let's do it. Who had more receiving yards last season? Who had more receiving yards last season? Was it Rob Gronkowski or was it TJ Hawkinson? It's got to be Hawkinson, right? Hawkinson is the correct answer, with 723 receiving yards. Great job, Nando. What letter would you like? Let's go with... I want to give these guys a chance. So let's do C. Let's go with C. I am sorry, Nando, but you wanted to give them a chance. I didn't really. You feel bad for jail over there. I get it. I get it. I get it. That makes sense. He's such a nice guy. Maybe he'll get an S this time. I'll mess it up. I don't know if it's the suit or if it's Nando's ability, but I feel like your mental tricks, your mind games aren't working on Nando, Josh. I'm trying. Because I used to make these. You can't do two trick questions in a row. Yeah, or then you become like, these are all trick questions. You've got to be very careful. Yeah, exactly. All right, Jail, we're coming to you. You ready? Who had more receiving yards last season? Was it Travis Kelsey or Stefan Diggs? It was Diggs. It was Diggs. Travis Kelsey was number two in the league in receiving yards while Diggs was number one. I'd like your confidence. Jail, what letter would you like? I knew it all along. I'll go with H. Go with an H. There's no H. Oh, my God, there's so many letters. What are all these letters? Is it all T's? No, we know that for sure. I'm sorry, guys. We're coming back around the horn to you. I'm hoping one of you start getting some letters eventually. Are you ready for your question? Yeah, give me a question. Who had more rushing yards last season? Who had more rushing yards last season? Was it Josh Jacobs or was it Jonathan Taylor? Josh Jacobs. I'm sorry, Jonathan Taylor was the correct answer with 1,169 rushing yards. Really? Josh Jacobs had 1,065. Were you going to trick me? I thought Jacobs had it for sure. They were close enough, but unfortunately, no. Nando, we're coming to you. All right. Ready? Yeah, of course. All right, your question is a true or false question, okay? True or false? The Arizona Cardinals are four and a half point underdogs to the Tennessee Titans this week according to Fandall's sports book. All right, so I'm going to say that's true. I think they're 3.5 in a couple of places. 4.5 sounds very plausible because different books. That is an edge with those questions. Incorrect. According to Fandall's sports book, they are three point favorites. Three point favorites. Three point favorite. I'm sorry. You did know the line pretty well though. You literally spit out three and a half. I know. I'm going with false, just knowing that information, but I'm just a guy over here. I really thought I would have 0.5 still in there. I didn't know you were going to do that. Sorry. It's three point. Not no. Jail, we're coming to you. Are you ready for your question? Oh, yeah. Jesus. I definitely doesn't fit. Okay, back to the drawing board. Jail, we're coming to you. True or false? According to Fandall's sports book, the Cleveland Browns are seven point underdogs to the Kansas City Chiefs this week. True or false? False. They are five and a half point underdogs to the Kansas City Chiefs. Great job, Jail. What letter would you like? This is where I struggle. No, no one knows. No one has any idea. Where's the verb in here, man? I think we need to get there. I think we need to get some letters.  There is a verb. I will guarantee you guys there's a verb in here. It's a different kind of verb, though. It's a different kind of verb, for sure. I don't know what that means. I'm going to go with S. S? Right? Yeah. There are three S's. Now we're getting somewhere. Now the word looks like there's words being created. So, Jail, that will give you $1,500. You have $2,000 added up here. Boy, I know the verb. I got the verb. There would be a T in it. Damn it. I don't know what the verb is. All I have is one letter to go off of. Well, you can buy a vowel or we can move on to another question. I'll buy a vowel. I forgot that. I'm going to buy I'll buy an E. You're going to buy an E. There are four E's, Jail. There are four E's. Which will cost $400, but you are starting to figure out this puzzle, maybe. What do you think? You can buy another vowel, Jail, or we can go on to another question. I'll buy I'll buy an A. An A? You're going to buy an A. There's one A, Jail. There's one A. How much money do I have, $1,500? I guess I'll take another question. You can buy an vowel, but we're going to go with the question. Yeah. Who had more receiving yards last season? Was it Tyler Lockett or was it Darren Waller? It was Lockett. I'm sorry, it was Darren Waller with $1,196 receiving yards to Tyler Lockett's $1,054. Yeah, very close. I knew Lockett's line. I just could not remember where Waller put it. I'm putting you on the spot here. I got you. Simon, we're coming to you. You ready? Yeah, I think I know the first two words. I'm just struggling with the question. I understand where you're coming from. I could see how that could be an action. I don't. Let's just put it that way. Simon, are you ready for your next question? Yes. According to Fandall's sports book, true or false, the Indianapolis Colts are three-point favorites against the Seattle Seahawks this week. Are three-point underdogs? You said false. You answered the question correctly that I asked you. And you answered it quick. You weren't even thinking. Great job, Simon. I'm going to give it to him. I messed up there. I meant to say underdogs. Let's get it, Simon. What letter would you like? An R. There are three R's, Simon. Well, that seems what I thought the second word was. Do you think that was signed? Because I did too, man. Yeah, I also thought it was signed. Okay, I would like to buy a vowel. But which one? I'll take the O. I got it. Let's go. I'll take the O. And take the O. No! Do you actually got it, Nando, or do you want to solve it? I know. That was $1,000 in your bank. If you solve it right now. I got three of the words. Pretty much sure I got it. I should have it if you give me a second. No, I actually won't. Well, I don't want to give you too many seconds. Okay, let's go. I shouldn't pitter patter. Hey, I will tell you I was about to say you could buy a vowel, but you can't. I got plenty of money. I got all the money. So we're going to go on to another question, Nando. According to ESPN's week one fantasy rankings for ESPN, their general PPR fantasy rankings, who is projected who is higher ranked? Who is higher ranked in ESPN's overall rankings? Is it Corey Davis? Or is it Juju Smith-Schuster? I would think it's Corey Davis. You know what, I would think that too, but it is incorrect. Juju Smith-Schuster is ranked 23rd. Well, Corey Davis is ranked 35th. Was this checked after the Jameson Crowder news? This is their new PPR ranking just sitting here. Juju Smith-Schuster is pretty freaking high. 23rd overall wide receiver for them. I think Corey Davis should be moved up a little bit. Unfortunately, hey, we're learning here. We're learning here. Jail, we're coming to you. You ready for yours? No, now I know the word. I got it. Come back to me. I want to solve. Where's the uno reverse? All right. Jail, you want to question? You can buy a vowel actually. Oh, I thought you couldn't. I guess I'll buy and... Oh, I got money. I'll buy an eye. Oh. Oh, but I'm missing the first word. No, I'm not... Jail, you want to question? Oh, I got it. Guess what? I don't know any of these words. Say there are no... You can buy a vowel. I'm giving you... I'm just going to go over here. Charity, Nando. Charity, that's why. I'll take a U. I'll take a U. They're asking you in there. Cheating, I like it. I think the only vowel that wasn't in there. Yes, you did. Wait, I got one word. All right. Wait, wait. I got two words. Tick tock, tick tock. Jail, I wasn't allowed to stall like this. Jail, come on. I'm going to ask your question in three seconds. One, two... I don't know if there were... Give me a question. In ESPN's PPR rankings, much like Nando's, who is ranked higher in ESPN's PPR rankings? Is it Jamar Chase or is it Devonta Smith? Sorry, you said who's higher? Yep. Devonta Smith. Devonta Smith is the correct answer. Devonta Smith is ranked 30th overall. Jamar Chase is 42nd. I'll take a letter. I will take... I'll take an N. There are two Ns. That's not... There are two Ns. Organs I needed help with. Jail, are we going on to another question? We can't figure out that third one, I'm assuming. I feel like it's so obvious. I don't think I have a question. There's no way it's coming back to me. I'm going to look at the comments. That's fine. I think that's fine, honestly.  Who finished higher in a fantasy last season? Was it Mike Davis or Ronald Jones? Davis. Mike Davis is correct. What letter would you like? Okay, what do we got left here? We got D, we got F, we got G. Yeah, we do. I guess I'll take... I'll take a... F. Yeah, well that's going to get you some letters, but I don't know if it's going to help you too much. What is that word?  Just get a question wrong. Come on. Jail, we're going to move on to the next question. All right. Sure. Who had more passing touchdowns last season? Who had more passing touchdowns last season? Was it Lamar Jackson or was it Drew Brees? Passing touchdowns. It was Drew Brees. It wasn't. And I feel really bad about this one. Two passing touchdowns away. I feel really bad about this one.  Yeah, Lamar Jackson was at 26. The Drew Brees is 24. Simon, can you solve? Yes, Ravens suffer multiple injuries. That is absolutely correct. That's not even grammatically correct.  A team can't suffer. John Luke, when you are cursed. This is not going so well for me. This is not my greatest day.  Maybe completely honest with you, Jail. I was like reading this and I was like, man, I would have trouble with that third word. Like I don't think I would pull multiple. So, you know, I'm right there with you.  We all know it sucks, right?  We could just sum it up that way. I'm a Ravens fan, by the way, Nando. I figured you guys all had some kind of Baltimore ties. You know John Luke's from there, right? Yeah. Yeah, I got a Baltimore ties by force of these buffoons. But outside of that, no Baltimore ties. He's Cleveland. He's a Browns fan. So, Nando still has the lead guys. Nando still has the lead. Someone definitely got this. Really? I'm not leading? I am shocked. Let's see. Brother Beige coming in. Ravens suffering multiple entries. Let's go. So, we had a lot of interesting comments throughout. But, oh wait. I thought someone got it earlier. Probably hours ago. Dan, of course, Dan would. I just want to shout out Scott Reneer in the chat just going back and forth with Fandle. Fandle said, don't forget to like and subscribe. And Scott said, leave me alone. I already did it. Stop being so pushy, Fandle. All right, guys. Well, I want to get into our puzzle if that's okay. Yeah, let's do it. All right. Well, here's another one. Jail got that. Nando's in the lead. So, I mean, Jail didn't get that. Almost. Nando is up first. So, this is a fantasy trade that I found was completed. I believe it was actually a redraft trade. Take that for what it is. I'll give you a hint. It probably makes sense in Dynasty as well as redraft. That's a hint for you guys. Whatever you want to take from that. Okay, so, first, are you ready for your first question? All right. Clyde Edwards-Hilaire trade. Unfortunately, that is not the puzzle. Jail, you're up. It fits. It fits even the hyphen. Clyde Edwards-Hilaire trade. All right, let's go. I'm ready. In a six point Six point per passing touchdown lead, okay? Who had more fantasy points last season? Who had more fantasy points last season? Was it Tom Brady or was it Kirk Cousins?  Tom Brady is the correct answer. I'm not looking for someone else. I just needed it at most. I wanted to like leave room to breathe, you know? I am now fully convinced that Nando is Tim Roth from Lie to Me, and he just is like a micro expressions expert. You just tell when John is lying. The screen's too small, man. I can barely see my... He's got a big live thing going across his head in the background here. All right, what letter would you like, Nando? Let's do D. Go on with the D. There are two Ds. Just so you know, just to explain this, there are two different games here separated by the dash. It's a trade between two players. Pretty simple, right? Nando, you can buy a Val, or we can move on to it in our quest. Or you can get Solve, if you get your... How do you spell Adele? Adele? Let's go on to it. Let's do another question. All right, who had more receiving touchdowns last season? Who had more receiving touchdowns last season? Was it DK Metcalfe or Adam Thielen? He said DK Metcalfe. I'm sorry. Adam Thielen killed it in the receiving touchdowns category. He scored 14. To DK Metcalfe's 10? Adam Thielen really made his life in fantasy last year in the touchdown category. Where's Scott Fish? Where's Scott Fish? Scott Fish wouldn't have known. He's a theory that Adam Thielen just keeps evolving every time he has a child. He evolves to the next level. I think I got the first name. No, you don't. I think so. Doubt it. Really doubt it. Really doubt it. Well, hey, Jail, we're coming to you. Are you ready for your question? I'm ready. This has all been a warm-up. All right, till now. All right, perfect. That's why I like to hear. Who had more receptions last season? Who had more receptions last season? Was it Logan Thomas or Cole Beasley? Beasley. Yeah, Beasley's correct. Beasley at 82 to Logan Thomas is 72. What letter would you like, Jail? I will take a C. A C. There's one C, Jail. Yeah, all right. I know that one. I think I got the whole puzzle. All right, all right, I like it. I like it, Simon. Jail, you can buy a Val or we can move on to another question. I'll buy a Val. Go ahead. I'll buy an O. You're going to buy an O. There are two O's. Jail. Can I buy another Val? Yes, you can. I'll buy an E. You're going to buy an E. There are three E's, which will give you no money in your bank right now. Oh, I did not. But you got some information here. Jail, would you like to go into the next question or solve the puzzle? There's no way that's a name. I don't know. It's a name. I don't believe that. It's a name. It's definitely a name. This guy definitely has a name. Jail, you want to move on to the next question? Sure. Who had the higher fantasy finish last season? Who finished higher in fantasy? Was it Antony Gibson or James Robinson? Robinson. I got this. Robinson, that's probably correct. Robinson is correct. Jail, great job. What letter were you on? I got it. Josh's hints gave it away. I'm ready. Nando, I love just watching you like staring at the screen and then you're like nailed it. I got it now. OK, I have to guess. I guess I will guess. And I will guess a M. An M as in mom? No, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. And no, no, no, no, no, no. L, L, L, L, L, L, L. I'm going back. We're going with an L. Oh, god, it didn't help at all. There are two L's. Hey, look, I think you guys probably have a pretty good idea about who this first person is. It's just all about the second person at this point, Jail. You can buy a Val now, though. OK, I'll buy an A, please. And A, that might help. That might help. Yeah, OK, I think I got it. This whole game is just like a long saga of me struggling. Oh, wait, that's. OK, I would like to solve. Go ahead. Odell Beckham. Devonta Smith. That is nice. Congratulations, man. I did it. You're on the board, Jail. Thank god. I did it, guys. But yeah, I think the context of being a dynasty or redraft trade, I think both kind of make sense. I don't typically love trading wide receiver for wide receiver, but in this context, it kind of makes a little bit of sense because you devonta Smith skies the limit. Odell Beckham skies the limit, too, but he's a little bit older and people are a little bit worried about him, right? That's true. Yeah, we did have a lot of people guess it correctly, I will say. Must be nice. Be so smart in the chat. Yeah, absolutely. People were killing it in the chat down there. Tim Scott, that's right. Thank you. Devonta Smith and Scott say and the Nando deserves bonus points for that. Let's not let's not skip over that one. That joke hit twice whenever it whenever you said it, I thought it was funny. And then as I counted the letters, I was like, oh, my God, it actually works like every last part. Clyde Edwards, I'm like 90 percent sure that you did not like come up with trade until you were already three words in to say I had to make sure. Hilarophyt. Scott got it. Van Dool got it as well. And Scott said, jail, the grammar police. And Dan said, jail, worry less about grammar and more about I'm grasping on to anything I can. All right. Well, jail did get some points, actually. Nando, I did end up being our champion, though, guys. Nando. Nando, congrats on the way. I'm usually very bad at this stuff. So I mean, thank you. Feels good. Feels good. You killed it, man. You killed it real fast. Can I ask you, Nando, would you rather have in a redraft league for this year, Odell Beckham or Devonta Smith? I'm putting you on the spot here. Man, I mean, really, if you're going to make me choose one, I guess it would be Odell Beckham. I know he's like third or fourth banana in that passing offense, but I don't know, man. I just don't know how Hurts and Devonta Smith are going to die. I don't know what that offense is going to look like with a new coach. I don't know what the Eagles are going to be. So yeah, I'm not more of a regular. I'm a regular guy anyway. Oh, you're going to upset a lot of people with that. I'll be honest with you, but I'm big on the sophomores. I'm more Odell. I actually am a big regger fan myself, but I understand he hasn't he didn't look very good last year. You look kind of bad last year. These rookies came in without anything, you know, like they came in just like, yeah, play a game in the NFL. Hi, welcome to your first day of work. Get on the field. Yeah. This got me to third banana. I'm going to use that. Guys, Nando, thank you so much for coming in and playing with Oh, thank you, thank you. Guys, sorry, I got run like, I know there's not like an endpoint, but I got like behind this door. There are two little children screaming here. I don't know if you can right now. We are wrapping up. This was the plan and in front of the door, they're Christmas lights. I love it. All the kids are playing. I bet they'll beat me. Sure, you didn't know you had the lead and now you got to run. Run just play without me and see if JL can still win. I'll leave my score here. You can get any points. I have Scott, Scott, Scott Reimer can play in my place in the chat room. Get him in here. Let's get him in here. I'm cool with that. Oh, man, thank you so much. I had a lot of fun, guys. Thanks for having me. I'm glad I got to wear my suit today. It feels nice. I haven't gotten their experiences. If you don't send me a picture and you're not like, if you don't sleep in that tonight, I'm going to be disappointed. You don't have to wear the pants though. You know that, right? What if I stood up? Why would you stand up? I won't look at you. I never know. But I'm keeping the feet out. I'm keeping the feet out. OK, guys, I think that's it for us today. We all got to run. Thank you, everyone, for joining in and watching and playing along with us in Nando. Thank you so much again for taking the time to play with us, Knuckleheads, as Scott put it. He nailed us exactly right with that one. It was my pleasure. It was my pleasure. Thank you. And everyone watching, hit that like button to make sure to subscribe to FanDuel on YouTube and follow them on Twitch to make sure you don't miss us every Friday at 6 PM Eastern time and the other awesome content. And if you subscribe, you'll make sure you don't miss our brand new FanDuel show on Sundays at 7 PM, where we are going live talking about that day's games from a fantasy perspective. So check us out week one this Sunday at 7 PM. That's it for us today, guys, though. We are out of here. We will see you Sunday evening. Adios, everyone. Trading me to see fun. There it is. Let's go, boys. Bye-bye.


I'm Dr. Kenneth Golfigan Cooper. I'm an Associate Professor of Political Science, Micronesian Studies at the University of Guam. My name is Tiakwa Yuta. I used to work with the University of Guam Government. My last position was an Ambassador in Taiwan. My name is Desisius Kabutolaka and I'm an Associate Professor at the University of Hawaii. My name is Dr. Tess Newton Kane. I'm the Project Lead for the Pacific Hub at Griffith Asia Institute from Brisbane, Australia. I'm Gif Johnson. I'm the Editor of the Marshall Islands Journal, which is the weekly newspaper of the Marshall Islands published in Majuro. Maureen Pendrelli, Pacific Network Globalization Coordinator. The U.S. has re-engaged the region, the Pacific region, quite extensively in the last five years. And so I think it's quite important for us to bring Pacific Voices experiences to bear here in Washington, you know, the power seat of the United States. I think there are three security imperatives for the Pacific narratives. One is the nuclear security issue, which really comes from the time and era when the U.S., France and British governments tested nuclear weapons. So we're looking at resolving those kinds of legacy issues in the Pacific. The Pacific took some serious decisions in 1980, setting up one of the very first South Pacific nuclear-free zones, which really regulated nuclear weapons, movement and dumping of nuclear waste in the Pacific. So that's the first security imperative for Pacific Island governments and countries. But since then, the Pacific has worked to widen the scope of the understanding around security. Climate, obviously, is one of the biggest security threats defined by the Pacific. And ultimately, at the center of that, it's really human development or human security, which is that. So you will see that the narrative around security has expanded through nuclear, climate, and now to human security at the center of that. The United States, after World War II, tested 67 nuclear weapons in the Marshall Islands, and most significantly tested all of its hydrogen bombs in the Marshall Islands because even though it operated the Nevada test site, it couldn't test big atomic bombs, hydrogen bombs in the continental United States because it didn't want to expose Americans. So the Marshall Islands was considered a good place because it's out in the middle of no place. Populations could be moved off islands and there aren't very many people. Well, the point is there were people, there are people living, there are thousands of people were exposed to the fallout from these huge nuclear weapons tests. Multiple populations were displaced, picked up, moved to different islands, re-evacuated, moved again and again. So there are multiple issues of displacement, of radiation exposure, of damage to the environment. This is a fabulous opportunity for the United States to solve a long-fustering, outstanding problem in a just and fair way that is good for both countries. All of these countries have limited financial resources and that affects all sorts of things in relation to their security agencies, whether they are police or military. So that might include how many people they can recruit, how much training they can offer them, what equipment they have available. Often they may only have one or two patrol boats, often, you know, that and those are gifted or provided by donor partners to police really extensive areas to monitor things like unreported and illegal fishing, border incursions, transnational crime, so trafficking of people or drugs. So maintaining security is a really important issue and that all of those issues that I've mentioned are further exacerbated by the impacts of the climate disaster, the climate crisis. So whether there's, whenever there's a major event, whether it's a landslide in Papua New Guinea, cyclones in Vanuatu, flooding in Solomon Islands, the security agencies, the police and often the military are called upon to be first responders and so that gives an added burden for them to carry and an added aspect of what the expectations are of those agencies. You know, obviously the main challenge for the Pacific Islands in general for the world is climate change. However, I think for where I'm from, Guam, which is still an unincorporated territory of the United States, the intersection between traditional security and human security challenges, we have to pay attention to both of these things equally, right? For example, where I'm from, Guam, in any sort of kinetic conflict with Taiwan, Guam is one of the first places that will be targeted according to various iterations of war games. And so that's the reality. They're building Guam up. The U.S. military occupies 27% of the island. And then you have the Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands right above and then the freely associated states. And so we're part of a part of the Pacific that I think has to think about geopolitics and the very real threat of military conflict quite seriously. And so when we say security challenges, what I tend to be very skeptical of is when the United States military wants to provide itself as sort of tout itself as the provider of both traditional security concerns and human security concerns. Because then I think we're blurring a distinction that makes it rather dangerous for the subregion of Micronesia. So Solomon Islands, I think, like other Pacific island places, it's development issues, development issues that would improve the livelihood of people. That's the huge security issue. The geopolitical competition, yes, people hear about it. And increasingly a lot of people know about it. But it's not as important as being able to generate income to send your kids to school or to have a job to look after your family. That's the most important issue for Solomon Islands. Climate change is important for all the Pacific island countries. But for smaller Pacific island countries, in particular like Kiribati and Tovalu, where you have smaller land area. But in spite of that, even places like Solomon Islands have smaller islands. And so one of the challenges is that you have increasing sea level and you have increasing salination of land. We have to relocate those people to other places. And at this time, it's mostly internal relocation. And when you do that, it means having access to land in other islands. And so it increases issues like access to land and competition over access that could potentially lead to conflict. And so there is a development dimension to the climate change issue that every country needs to look at. I think the Pacific is really, in small island states, really at the forefront of the impacts of the climate crisis that we're experiencing. We've been quite assertive in terms of what does that mean, particularly for territorial integrity of island states, particularly at all nations that could see the islands effectively disappear within this century. So I think we are very clear that the international community that caused and particularly developed countries that caused the climate crisis need to resolve this outstanding question about what happens when countries effectively lose territorial control over the islands and the air trolls. You faced with loss of culture. Where will Pacific people move in the context of sea level rise? So those are some of the key framing around climate change and the impacts of climate change. That's a little bit longer term, but obviously we're looking at, you know, economic implications of disasters, natural disasters, cyclones, category five cyclones coming through the region. We're looking at a lanina effect. So I think those are some of the key immediate concerns that our countries have. It hits on our GDPs, economic growth and ability to recover within the context of climate crisis. We're talking now about security in the Pacific region. We're talking about the geopolitical competition between the U.S. and China. I think that's something that's quite interesting to the U.S. But for us, if we want to retain peace and stability in our country, in my country, we need to take care of what the people need and what the people are feeling are their crucial issues. And so we don't want to get lost in the higher level debates of geopolitics and things like that. I think, you know, addressing the climate change issue, the U.S. has made commitment internationally and, you know, gathering such as COP. And that's important. And commitments particularly to reducing greenhouse gas emission. But there are very domestic impacts of climate change that development partners can contribute to. For instance, you know, finding ways in which people not only have access to development opportunities, but adaptation. That climate change is going to stay in a lot of Pacific Island places. And how do we adapt? How do we create living in a changing climate?