I'm the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man, and I'm here to read the funnies to you happy boys and hotties.  Right out of the pages I've popped the comic weekly straight into your living room, your friend the comic weekly man, the jolly comic weekly man. Little Miss Honey, how are you today? I'm just fine, thank you. How are you? Oh, I'm just fine too. And I've got a riddle today. And another one? So the only way to find out is to ask me. Here it is. To make sure his tail is wound around his nose to get the flies off. No. Am I warm? No, not a bit warm. All right, I give up.  Because it. So that's why a dog keeps turning around and around and around and around. That's a very funny riddle that is. I thought you'd like it. I certainly do. No, I'd like it if you'd give me the funny. Walk the comic weekly? Yes. Very well, I'll read that in just a moment. But before I do, let's listen to this nice man. The comic weekly, and on the first page, Big Ben Bold. Magic words for the music, please. Very well, my lady. Faint and punch and dodge and twist. It's a knock-out blow from Big Ben's fist. Big Ben Bold, a famous boxer, is on a trip around the country challenging the local favorite in towns along the way. He's offered $1,000 to any boxer that can beat him. In a western city, he finds himself in the ring with an Indian named Chief Tallpine, who's been fighting unfairly. And just as everything seems to be going against Ben, an old Indian chief stepped out from the crowd and stopped the fight. He's ordered Chief Tallpine to fight Ben Fair and Square Indian style. Today the gloves are taken off the two fighters, and the slippery grease has been wiped from the body of the Indian. Chief Tallpine says to Ben, Okay, Bolt, my honored grandfather says we've got to finish this scrap Indian style. Ever fight Indian style, pal? Well, I know. Spider Ben's trainer says to Ben, Hey, let's slip this tomahawk. He wears 1,000 bucks for staying three rounds. And get out of here, at least what I scamps, huh, kid? No, Spider. We fight.  Face each other with bare hands. Chief Tallpine circles Ben, and seeing that Ben isn't used to this style of fighting says, Ah, you're confused, eh, Bolt? It's simple. All you have to do is try and stop me from rubbing your face into a solid foot of mud and gravel. First picture bottom row, the chief lunges at Ben. Ben knows that once the chief gets his arms around him, he's through. He cocks his right in a desperate effort. And Chief Tallpine drops unconscious to the ground, knocked out cold. The old Indian chief holds up his hand and says to Ben, If you were of my tribe, I should call you he who cast hand like bolt of lightning. The issue has settled my people. Go to your homes in peace. Spider says to Ben, Yeah, then let us not tarry neither of Ben.  Both are wearing an Indian's headdress, which was given them by the old chief who has admired Ben's way of fighting fair. As they start off, Spider says, Hi, Ben, when can we dump these turkey helmets? Ben waves goodbye to the old chief who's waving to them. Well, not until we get out of town, Spider. The old chief's waving at us now. And off they drive to a new adventure. Yes, it was. And it was wonderful too that that old Indian chief made Chief Tallpine fight fair. Yes. He likes Ben because Ben is honest. Yes, you be here and I'm sure you will find another interesting adventure. Now? And I know you're right. So let's turn over the page to page three. Ben was trying to capture the castle of Amid. That's right, the castle was on a high hill and it was impossible for the small group of knights with Belle to capture it in a fight. So Belle had a wonderful idea and he got the people who were in the countryside who hated Seagrid Holm because he freed them like slaves. And he got these people to dig a tunnel so that the water flooded underneath the special part of the castle. Yes, Belle directed the river so it would flow underneath a part of the hill the castle was built upon. And last week part of the hill began to slide away and I wonder if the castle castle will fall down on the head of Seagrid Holm and these men I hope. Well, let's find out right now. Here we go with Prince Valiant to the days of King Arthur. Hack it, break it, Grey Malkin and Quintz. Music Romantic for a Fair Fair Prince. On the castle wall, Seagrid Holm, who was defying Belle and his 20 men, shouts insults to Belle who stands at the foot of the hill. And then suddenly, the wall sways and cracks beneath his hand.  He has some unfinished business with Seagrid Holm but before he can move there comes another ominous sound. The tower seems to be moving slowly. It sways and then the sound swells into a terrifying roar as the whole fortress melts into the crowd of dust. The castle of Seagrid Holm has fallen in ruin. Music It looked like he was standing right where the castle fell. And the head. Yes, it looks as though it had. Although there might be a section up on the hill behind the tower that still stands. Well, we'll find out about that next week. Now? Now is the time for Robin Hood. Well, let's turn over the page and see. Yes, there's Robin Hood.  And he was one of the men of the mean sheriff of Nightingale. Yes, and then Robin saw that Redgill was trying to kill him too. So at self-defense, Robin shot Redgill. And then some of the others of the sheriff's men came riding through the forest and they saw that Robin Hood had killed Redgill and so they started to chase Robin Hood. Now I wonder what'll happen to him. Well, let's read now and find out. Let's go with the story of Robin Hood. It's Mary, Mary, England in days long ago. Time now for Robin Hood's music. Hi-ho! Robin Hood doesn't dare show his face in any of the cities or towns for fear of being arrested by the sheriff and his men. But word of what has happened to Robin and his father spreads around the countryside.  And soon other brave lads join Robin Hood in Sherwood Forest to resist the ruthless new sheriff. One day one of the sheriff's men is tacking up a sign in town. A sign which offers a reward for Robin's capture. One of Robin's friends, named Alana Dale, strolls through the crowd and sings a little song to tease the sheriff's men. Oh, Robin Hood, don't hunt the deer that in the woodlands prance but off time shoots the sheriff's men by sorrowful miss chance. The sheriff's man turns and snarls. This sentence about Lori will hang your Robin Hood minstrel. There's 40 marks on his head. Alan answers, He rubs the rich to help the poor. A most unusual practice. And now that Robin's been outlawed, he needn't pay his taxes. Meanwhile the sheriff and his woman brutally enforce the new tax laws. The people are so poor from paying taxes that some are forced to go hunting for food. At last picture top row, several poor men are captured for shooting the king's deer in the forest. One of the men says to the sheriff, Delacey, I had no meat. Your men have taxed me out of house and home. First picture bottom row, Delacey says, You know the whereabouts of the outlaw Robin Hood. Lead us to him and our reward will pay your taxes thrice over. The man answers, I'll not betray Robin Hood. No, no, no, no, no, no. Angrily the sheriff shouts, Bring them in. We'll make a public example of them in Nottingham Square. As they move off through the forest last picture, a strangely hooded figure watches. As the poor men are cruelly forced to follow the stern figure of the sheriff. Yes, he takes all their money with his taxes. Well, no one's food. Yes, no wonder. Even though the sheriff is cruel to them, though, they're loyal to Robin Hood. And that's because they know that Robin Hood is a good man. Well, next week, I'm sure we'll find out. Now let's turn over the page, though, and see who's there. Oh, look, everybody.  Here we go with Donald Duck. Say the magic words with me. Squeegee, squeegee, squeegee, squeegee. Let's have music to better quack, quack. Little Dewey, Donald's nephew, is having an argument with a tough boy in the neighborhood who's poking his finger at Dewey's chest and yelling, Your uncle's the biggest chiseler in town. And Dewey yells back, He's the littlest chiseler. Your pop's the biggest. OK. My pop is big. But your uncle is bigger. OK, prove it.  Yeah.  OK, there it is. First picture, bottom row, Dewey sits in the ground holding his sore eye. The tough guy starts to walk off. Dewey yells, Uh-huh. The hidden run type, huh? And he leaps to his feet and runs after the little tough guy. He grabs him by the shoulders. Uh-huh. I got you. The tough guy turns around and winds up. And then, last picture, the door opens and into the house comes Dewey. Donald, who doesn't see that both Dewey's eyes are black, says cheerfully, Aye, Dewey. Dewey slams the door and snaps. Hi, Uncle Chisler. Now Dewey is in so much pain, he's not going to fight any longer. Dewey gives up and says, Uncle Donald is a chisler. Well, now it's time for Dagwood and Blondie. Oh, and I know that. All right, you find the page and I'll read Dagwood and Blondie in just a moment. But first, here's that nice man again with something interesting to say. Now here we go again with Pucked for Comic Weekly. And on the first page of the second section, Dagwood and Blondie. Magic words for the music, please. Very well, my lady. Ram-a-foo, ram-a-fum, zim-zam-zombie. Conjuring music for Dagwood and Blondie. A salesman for kinky can-openers is talking to one of the ladies on Dagwood Street. Madam, I'm serving a new type of can-opener. Oh, just what I need. I'll take one. Oh, thank you, madam. And he walks down the street saying, I love my job.  They're so sweet and coined. By the time you can get to the last picture top row, he's showing his can-openers to another lady. And she's saying, Oh, how nice. Yes, I'll take one. Oh, thank you, madam. And down the street he goes again. First picture, second row, he says happily. Oh, the women look so cute with little girls in their hair and wearing pretty little aprons. And then he walks up to the Bumstead's house. Yes, sir. I wouldn't trade jobs with a king. I'm happy with my work. He rings the bells. Inside the house, Dagwood, who is painting a table, last picture, second row, exclaims, Oh, now what? He opens the door, sees the salesman standing there. I'm selling. No, I don't want any. But the salesman tries to show Dagwood his can-openers anyway. Well, we have to. It went upon Dagwood, socks the salesman. And I say, Well, they get into a big fight. Hey, help it! Will you get out? Dagwood tries to run to the house, but I say he slams the door shut and the salesman sticks his leg through the door. Then he shoves through the partly-open door. Well, they come in two sizes. Dagwood sees the salesman's leg sticking through the door and he gets a diabolical idea. He looks at his paint pot, then the salesman's foot, and then he grins, I'll prove man's superiority over salesman. He jerks off the salesman's shoe. He sock, and then takes his paintbrush, first picture, bottom row, and starts to paint the salesman's foot. Oh, stop! Stop!  The salesman feels the wet paint on the end of his toes. Stop! And then the brush tickles the bottom of his foot. And then he feels the paint all over his foot. Oh, no, no! And then Dagwood opens the door. The salesman looks at his foot and sees it covered with paint. Last picture, the salesman comes into the kinky can opener company, wearing one shoe and one foot covered with green paint. He holds up his green foot and he says to the manager, I'm resigning. I'm going into some business where husbands are. And broke the salesman's pretty red heart. Oh, that's right. It was a good way to get rid of him, though, wasn't it? Yes, Blondie. They do, they do, they do. Well, now look at the bottom of the page. There's Roy Rogers. Oh, yes, read that, please. Very well. In the bottom of the first page of the second section, Roy Rogers, king of the cowboy. Hi-yip-hi-yo. Now here we go with Roy and Trigger. Hi-yip-hi-yo. Lawyer Carstairs and a young Tuffy named Shanks have been trying to steal the Box K Ranch from Teddy Knox, whose father had just died. When Roy had intervened and prevented them from forcing Teddy to sign and turn the ranch over to them, Carstairs and Shanks went to meet the stage coach that was bringing in a buyer for the ranch, a man by the name of Laurie. Laurie turned out to be a beautiful girl who had come to buy the ranch in answer to a letter from Carstairs. Carstairs wants her to sign the bill of sale at once and give him the money, but the girl insists on seeing the ranch. Third picture top row, Shanks snarls. Sorry, sister, but I can't waste time. You got the papers to my ranch, so I'm taking the money now. She slips out of the saddle. Quickly, Carstairs and Shanks mount the two horses. Last picture top row. Carstairs exclaims, Great car, Shanks. That funnel shaped plow looks like a tornado. Yeah, it is.  And they ride off, leaving the girl standing alone in the prairie. Wait! First picture bottom row, at the Box K ranch, Roy sees the approaching tornado and exclaims, Hey, Connie, if that tornado rips through here, Teddy knocks his ranchers as lost as if Carstairs and Shanks stole it like they planned. Make for the cyclone seller! Help! Eddie and Connie run for the underground cyclone seller and safety. Roy seeing the girl in the knoll runs for Trigger. Hey, there's somebody up on that knoll. I'm going up there. Come on, Trigger. Come on. Help! Faster, Trigger. Faster. Tornado's gaining on us. Roy gallops up to the girl, pulls her up on the saddle beside him and sees the tornado was overtaking him. And we can't make it back to the ranch mist. We've got to find Sheller before that twister hits. There's a cave. Roy heads Trigger for the cave and safety. I believe it is. When you think... Yes, and he may ride right into the end of Shanks' gun. But we'll find out next week. Now let's go over the page. And look, there's Flash Gordon. Oh, yes, there's Flash Gordon. And this is so exciting because Flash is captured by a man named Poptre the whole world. As I run as master the secret of controlling a comet, a huge star, and he's speeding the comet faster and faster at Earth hoping to destroy the Earth. And lastly, Flash tried to escape from the room where they were kept prisoner and those scaly little men caught him and they were going to throw him overboard into the flames on the outside of the comet. My eye... Well, let's read now and find out. Hello, Mr. Gordon. Let's have music for heroic play. The ugly little comet men are about to throw Flash into the flames of the comet. But Plama, Pyrrhon's assistant, tells them to bring Flash to Pyrrhon instead. Reluctantly obeying Plama's command, the comet men abandon their plan to hurl Flash overboard from the insulated space sphere. Moving close to Flash, the girl whispers, I'll go to Pyrrhon. I'll try to persuade him to spare you. Do not lose heart. A few minutes later, pursuing her devious scheme, the Wile E. Flama hastens to Pyrrhon. She tells him he must listen to her that there is nothing to be gained by killing the Earthmen. And she tells him she's positive she'll be able to draw from Flash the information Pyrrhon needs about the Earth's plans and weapons for opposing Pyrrhon's comet power. Pyrrhon nods his head in agreement. Flash picture top row, Flash is brought to Pyrrhon. Pyrrhon falls in with Flama's plan and boastfully displays to Flash the cosmic power controls that are steering the blazing comet toward a fiery collision with the Earth. While Pyrrhon struts, Flash maps his strategy. As the comet man turns toward the machinery, Flash sees his chance. First picture bottom row whirling on the unsuspecting guard, Flash snatches his flamethrower, but the scaly little comet man struggles fiercely and the hands of delay give Pyrrhon time to whirl around and bring his own gun into play. A heavy beam of short range cosmic rays spurts from Pyrrhon's weapon and strikes Flash with stunning impact. As Flash falls unconscious, the guard leaps forward and disarms him. And last picture, as Flash is dragged away, Flama proceeds with her treacherous plan aimed at resting control of the comet from Pyrrhon. Realizing Flash's value as an ally, she pleads with Pyrrhon to spare him and says slyly, let him live. He'll be valuable as a hostage. Yes, that was his big chance to overcome Pyrrhon and control the comet itself. You think so? Well, that's something we'll find out next week. As long as Flash is alive, there's hope. Yes, people. Well, we'll find out more about that next week. Now? Now is the time for Dick's adventure. It certainly is. So let's turn to the very last page of Buck the Comic Weekly. I'm very weak that Dick had been helping and that's an Indian chief he was. Yes, yes. Dick had found Tecumseh wounded in the wilderness and was taking him to a doctor at a fort down the river. And then, as they were standing at the edge of the river watching some American soldiers who were coming in the distance, all of a sudden some Indians came out of the forest where they were and surrounded Dick and Tecumseh. Yes, they were Tecumseh's friends and among them was a white trapper. I wonder what'll happen to them? Let's read and find out. Here we go with Dick's adventures. Say the magic words with me. Rigidipakazakazik. Let's have music for adventurous Dick.  Dick knows that in the courier's pouch there must be important messages. Suddenly, Dick leaps for the pouch. Hey, what's this? He gets it and starts to run away. Last picture, top row. Stop him. Next picture he sees by the husky Indians and the pouch is snatched back by the Britisher. You young whippersnapper. Last picture, second row. Another Indian rushes up with a warning that a strong column of American soldiers is drawing near. Dick is quickly muzzled. First picture, bottom row, so he can't warn the soldiers. And he and the Indians lie silently hidden as the Americans march by. Hours later, when the last Yankee soldier has passed, Dick is tied to a tree and left in the wilderness alone as the Indians led by Tecumseh go away. And as Dick stands in the wilderness alone, tied to the tree, he thinks that Tecumseh, whose life he saved days ago, has now treacherously arranged to have Dick's silence permanent. For last picture, two wolves come out of the forest and move slowly toward Dick. Yes, and to think that Dick was so close to the American soldiers and couldn't say a word to them. Oh, there, Tecumseh. I wonder if he means to leave Dick there by himself, because that's ungrateful because Dick and safety comes his life. You're right, it is ungrateful. Yes. But we'll find out what happens next week. Now look underneath Dick's adventures. There's Rusty Riley. Oh, yes. And remember that Coast Guard officer arrested that Blackie Kirk and now Rusty and Tex and Peter safe again. I wonder what they'll do now if they're still a long way from home. Well, let's find out. Here we go with Rusty Riley. Gallop and run till the road is dusty. Give us music for his horse and Rusty. Tex, Pete and Rusty and the horses are at a little farm a short distance away from where the Ulfrator had been run aground by the two crooks, Blackie and Captain Crump. Tex is saying to the boys, yep, it's hard to believe where Blackie Kirk and Captain planned to erected Ulfrator from the very start just to collect insurance from these horses. They had him insured for an enormous amount. Rusty says, so that's why they didn't want the radio man to send an SOS. Pete asks, well, what do we do now, Tex? Tex replies, well, I've owned Mr. Miles.  But he told me to wait in this farm till he talks to Colorado Colby. Rusty says, well, Clem says that the Coast Guard won't let that ship go until there's some kind of an investigation. So the horses will have to be shipped some other way. After a conversation with Colorado Colby, Mr. Miles learns that a dealer about 10 miles from where Tex and the horses are will buy the horses, but he can't take them for about a week. Mr. Miles relays this information to Tex. And a little later at the farmhouse, Tex is saying to the lady of the house second picture, bottom row. My boss, Mr. Miles, phoned Mrs. Jones, wants to know if we can stay on here with the horses for a week. You'll pay you well. What do you say? A man who was in the house of Mrs. Jones snaps. I'll answer to that, Mr. Excuse me, but who might you be, sir? Me? My name's Marlowe. And Mrs. Jones does what I tell her. I advise her to do. And I'm advising her to let you pasture those horses just one week and no longer. Meanwhile, at the far end of the pasture, last picture, Rusty and Pete have been wandering about the farm near an old shack. Pete says, Hey, hey, hold it a second, Rusty. I thought I heard somebody crying. Rusty answers. And so did I, Pete.  And I think it came from that shack. I mean, there's something new and exciting that's been happening. Well, you never know. And I don't like the way that Marlowe spoke to Pete. He asked us if he wants him to get away from there. It does look like that. And it all adds up to something mysterious, doesn't it? Yeah. Maybe we'll find out more about it next week. Now, that's all the time I have. But before I go, here's that nice fellow with some more interesting information. Well, honey, and all your boys and girls, I've got to go now. All right, Mr. Streak. Okay, that's a date.  Be sure to meet me with our little friend Miss Honey next week when I read Puck the Comic Weekly. For I'm the Comic Weekly Man. The Jolly Comic Weekly Man. I'll be back to read the funnies. To you, happy boys and honeys. Don't forget, boys and girls, see you all next week. Your friend the Comic Weekly Man. The Jolly Comic Weekly Man.


It's your boy RealisticGaming, and today, yes, I'm uploading a video myself. I had Mikey upload a video yesterday because the day and the night before, something bit me on my eye, like an insect or something, and I was out here with this swollen eye, looking like an alien or something. I don't know what was going on, but luckily, I am back to my normal self, and my eye seems to be okay now, not swollen anymore. Alright, so today we are on Life of Luxury's channel. You know, other videos being hitting different, they take so much time to edit it and all that good stuff, and this might seem like the scariest one they have put out so far. So with that being said, let's jump straight into the video. Make sure to smash the like button, make sure to drop a comment, make sure to subscribe and turn that notification bell on if you're new around here. And let's jump straight into the video. It replaced her father at night. Alright, here we go. Make sure to grab some snacks and kick back. Oh, what the heck? Dude, why was she twitching on the bed? She just vanished? Oh, what? What is that, bro? Oh, why is there a creepy lady in the basement? Yo, this might seem like the scariest video they made so far. Parker, and this is my cameraman, Chester, and welcome back to Life of Luxury. So for this episode, we received an email from a 53-year-old mother named Katherine. 53-year-old people know how to write emails? It's a surprise. There's something horribly wrong with her husband. Katherine says that earlier this year, her husband joined a men's club which believes in enhancing the body through physical transformation. Katherine says that since he joined this group, her and her daughter have noticed changes with his body and behavior. Oh, that does not sound good. Throw that man to the trash. She sent us this video for proof. So he got plastic surgery or something, like Kim Kardashian. Yo, is he eating her hair? What the freak is going on? That's some stranger thing, man. All right, I don't know if this is a good idea. You guys should pull up to that house. These guys always pull up no matter what. They're like the school we do in real life. Like the mystery gang in real life. I mean, trying to help was better than just doing nothing. Dude, it's not what it is. Helping is always better than trying to help. Dude, it's our business if he's making his family not feel safe. If we can get this guy to agree to go to a doctor, then we'll do that, okay? I don't think he will agree with you guys. All right, so here they go. They're strolling onto the house. They got this email from this 53-year-old woman talking about her husband was mutating himself.  Yeah, it looks like a normal house to me. Let's just go inside. That did not look like a normal house. It looked like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre House. All right, here goes nothing. Dude, why is she all creeped out? Hi, we're here to come talk to you about your husband. Okay, it's fine. You can be quiet. Let's go. She said to be quiet, bro, when you're still talking. Why is everything covered up? It sounds like they're about to move out or something. Okay, Catherine, thank you for letting us sit down with you. So can you tell us exactly what's going on with your husband? I heard it when he joined this group. What group? The perfect body. Just exercise, man. After his first meeting, he came home. He didn't even have his car. It was like he walked home through the woods. The woods? He walked in the front door and just locked himself in the basement. What? I don't think he sleeps anymore. That seems pretty strange. He locks himself in the basement all day. Sorry, what is he doing in the basement? Maybe he's just gaming down there or something, man. I think he's doing surgeries on himself. On himself? Look at me. He doesn't look the same anymore. His body is cold and lumpy. And the skin on his face looks like it's been pulled tight at the back. Why would he do all this? Do you think he was insecure about his body before? He was perfect before. Apparently he wasn't to himself. Apparently he wasn't to himself. Okay, so you and your daughter sent me that email. How does she feel about what's happening with her dad? I don't want him around our daughter anymore. I don't want him around our daughter anymore. Yeah, he was eating her hair. Yeah, he was eating her hair. But our cat went missing two days ago. And this morning, I found the collar in the trash. Oh, man, eat the cat. I loved that cat. No explanation.  I think she's sick. Yeah, so if it's okay, can Chester and I go talk to her about what's going on? Okay. Let's see what the daughter has to say about this. Okay, let's go.  Kind of creepy, man. Michelle? Michelle, are you feeling okay in there? Uh, envision of privacy? Oh, it's all trashed. Oh, dude, is that blood? Where'd she go? Dude, is she in here? Looks like blood. This place is trashed. It looks like there was a struggle. A struggle with who? Dude, something is definitely not... I didn't even say anything. Let's go back and try to talk to Catherine about this. Yo, what the heck happened in Michelle's bedroom? Catherine, your daughter wasn't in her room. Are you sure she didn't go to, like, a friend's house or something? What are you talking about? Michelle's upstairs. I think the mom has gotten a little cuckoo. There were some things knocked over in her room, too. Michelle's upstairs.  Oh, god. Who is that? Dude, they just slammed the door. Oh! I suppose that's the father. The father? We just went in your daughter's room and she wasn't there. Looks like he belongs to, like, a rock band or something. Dude, what's wrong with this guy? What? She went on a trip. Dude, he probably ate her. Dude, what's happening? She's gone. Catherine, it's okay. We don't know that. Check the basement, man. She wouldn't just leave. Listen, Catherine, it's okay. We're going to figure all of this out in the morning. Okay, Chester and I are going to set up some cameras. Do you want to just get ready for bed? Let's set up some cameras, okay? All right, so I would have gotten out of there as soon as I saw that father pull up. It's freaky. It's freaks me weird. Okay. Dude, it's locked, bro. Look. There's a lock on it. What's on it? Dude, I don't think that chain is doing much. It looks like he could push the door open. Why would he lock his basement door with chains, dude? Bro, just kick the door in. Okay, and watch the door. I would have kicked the door in. That chain is not holding it back. Okay, so her husband just went to the bathroom, so let's put a camera in his room. They're going in his room. Oh, we're about to see some weird stuff up in here. Maybe not. This room is creepy, bro. Hurry up. Put the camera down. I want to get out of here. What is that? Like some mushy texture. Why is this stuff wet? Dude, there's a hole here. There's a crawling space. Well, yeah. Just throw your watch. Why are you being so nosy? Dude, it didn't have to bottom.  Bro, this is an old house. It probably holds all over the floor. I set up the camera. There's a hand mark. Okay, let's go. We did not see the hand mark. Catherine, can we just pop a camera in your room real quick? Okay, so Catherine, we set up cameras all over your house. You've got to help me find my daughter. Look, if you don't believe your husband and you actually believe she's missing, we need to call the police right now. No, no, no. I don't get it. Why do they never call cops? We'll call. Listen, I know he's your husband, but you need to think about what's best for your family. I just can't stand this. Why? Okay, so Catherine, try to go to sleep. Wait, what's my watch talking about? I'll watch the footage together in the morning, okay? Well, how are you not getting the worst watch this lady? Have you seen my watch, dude? She didn't even want to call the police over her daughter. Bro, he threw your watch down the hall. Does anyone have a hole that big in their closet?  I mean, I get it. I'm not trying to say that the guy isn't weird, but what are you trying to say, that he took his daughter? Probably, I don't know. Did you see how he looked? I'm pretty sure he did. You understand that she's terrified of her husband. This could be like some sort of domestic issue. Let's just go to sleep, okay? And we can watch the footage in the morning. Okay, fine. Good night. Okay, oh, we go to sleep. Let me guess, you hear some noises. Here come the noises. Oh, I think this is the part we saw in the beginning. We saw that weird human dog-licking creature. Wait, is that the daughter? Oh, father's room. Wait, was that the daughter? Wait, was that the daughter in the father's bed? I think it was. What? Something just came out of the hole.  Oh! How do they not hear this? Yo, what is wrong with my guy? Oh! Bro, he's going to consume her. Okay, that is a little weird. What is going on? That is 3am to top it off. Oh! I told you guys. She's just got possessed. She is possessed now. And she does not look human. My God, what is she doing? She's in the nae nae. Dude, her hand. And what's up with her hair? She's balding. Oh! She just smashed her head on the camera. Wow. Oh, no, this is not good. Oh, no, this is not good. And she's gone. Alright, basement door. Oh, she's in the mother's room.  What the heck? Oh! Dude, they did like that Roblox command dog. Dogify? Whatever it is. Dude, what is she doing? Is that a rat? Hell, it just crawled into her mouth.  Dude, what is she doing? Oh! 6.38 a.m. Alright, so it seems like now the mother's possessed as well. I'm right now. Chester and I just woke up. Bro, I kept having this really weird dream last night. Uh, nothing. Never mind. Dude, do you think we can get out of this house today? Dude, I mean, it depends what we see in the footage.  Do you think you'd go wake up Catherine? Yeah, I guess it's fine. Oh, let's see where Catherine is. She's gotta be gone, right? I'm gonna go wake up Catherine.  Are you there? Catherine? There's that black gooey stuff. Catherine is gone. What are you talking about? She's gone. I was just in her room. They need to go check the basement, man. I want to go check out, I mean, see what's down there. Yo, what's that noise, bro?  He looked like the sinister. Imagine your wife's room and she wasn't in there. Do you know where she is? What? She went on a trip? Oh. Dude, why are you guys still in that house?  Dude, I know. I'm freaked out, okay? But, but hold on. So, there's obviously something horrible going on here. And what? I think we need to stay in on the night. Dude, what do you mean? What the hell's going on in your head? Chester, listen. I don't enjoy staying here any more than you. But the woman who emailed us. I feel like he kind of does like staying there. I'm now missing. I think we need to record this guy. Oh, man. It'll be longer to see if he has anything to do with this. First his daughter's gone. Then Catherine, ask yourself, who's next? It's us. Dude, if this guy's a danger to his family, we need to stay and record him for evidence. What? Okay, let's just go watch the footage from last night, okay? Let's just go to our room. Come on, let's go. Okay. This dude is a mad man. I would not stay there. Okay, let's watch this. Okay, so we have our room, Catherine's room, and her husband's room. Keep playing it. Dude, did you see that? Yeah. What is that, dude? I don't know if there's a problem with the camera or like a blur or something. What? That is not an issue with the camera. Oh, not that dog thingy. What's he doing? Bro, I don't know how to... Wait, that's the father? That looks like a girl. So where's Catherine? Where did Catherine go? Dude, I don't know. Look through the footage. All right, so both these cameras are dead. We want to watch them again, but we got to go fix that camera in his room, dude. Come on. Okay, let's go. Oh, they're about to go check the room now. All right, so I guess this guy... I want them to go in the basement, bro. Let's go in his room and see what happens. Bro, your camera's going to be busted. Meat mask? Meat husk. Meat husk? Wait, what? Yo, what the heck is that? Dude, come here.  Some terrible drawings. What are you drawing over here? Oh, yo, you just popped out. We were just looking for the... Like, hey, yo, what you doing in my room? Yeah, we got lost. His arms are all lumpy. Is everything all right? Dude, that thing is not human. What kind of meat do you like? I like cows and chickens. Pretty much it. Excuse me, sir. What do you mean when you say... Oh! Dude, dude! He just closed the door. Oh, that's disgusting, bro. Why, you need to be gone before you're gone. One more night? So what are you going to do about the arm and... That the dad just been running around the house? Like a maniac. Okay. I don't know about this, man. I don't know if they can survive a third night in this house. Oh, actually, good night, too. That's a slight mistake. I was off by one day. Okay, um... 12.30 a.m. They still have not gone in the basement. This is the night. So what's up with the dad? Oh, no, that monster thing is back. Not again. Dude, it doesn't even have legs. And there you go. He got possessed. He's going to go after them. I mean, there's nobody else in the house besides them. What you doing there, buddy? He's eating his own hand? This guy's a freak. Of nature. Why is he wearing like... Girl clothes? I don't think he has a girl clothes on. Is he going to go down the hall? What? Man said yeet. And then he just threw himself down the rabbit hole. 3.03 a.m. What? Dude, he just jumped in that hole like nothing. Oh, 3 a.m. We're the bad thing. We're bad things happen. Dude, wake up. What? Do you hear that?  Yo, we gotta check that out, dude. We're gonna get down here. No, let's see what this boy... What that is, bro? Sounds like they're speaking Minecraft language. Dude, let's just go home. Well, the turn of events, now it's unlocked. And they're going straight into the trap. That is a trap, man. That's the time where you turn around and just leave the house. Dude, the trees are really big. We shouldn't be down here. Dude, why are you going in there? Oh, it's flooded. We're the two dolls just hanging there. Oh, this is the part we saw in the beginning. What is this place?  Dude, that mannequin looks creepy. He just went in there. Is that Catherine?  They look like one of the mannequins. Parker? Oh, no, they got separated. I think Bear now blink. Oh, my God. Dude, what the heck is that? Was that the daughter? Dude, I want to kick her downstairs. Oh, no. Now you want to leave. Now you want to leave the house. Yo. Wow. We drove home and immediately tried to contact any of Catherine's family members or friends to see if anyone had her from her or her daughter. The next morning we heard back from Catherine's sister on Facebook. We told her everything that had happened and sent her photos. So she watched the footage and said that the man looked just like Catherine's husband but couldn't be him. There was a funeral for Catherine's real husband three years ago. So what the heck was that? There's always some crazy plot twists at the end of the video. Oh, man. Dude, that was insane. Now you guys keep killing the man. Keep going at it. Let's see if they have a blooper for the next one. What do they do, I think? My pets. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Finally footage. We bought a house off the dark web. Oh, that's a different one. That's a different, different one. My pets. Dude, that looks creepy, man. I'm getting the heebie-jeebies. All right, you guys. Well, that was every place your father at night. Man, these guys' videos just keep getting scarier every single time they upload. And like I said, they do take their photos. And like I said, they do take their time. That's why they upload like every two, three months. Because they got to do all this crazy stuff.  All right, you guys. Well, thank you guys for watching. Thank you guys for the main support. And I will see you all in the next one. Peace.


This video is sponsored by One Football, One Football's app makes it easy to keep up to date with transfer news, scores and stats all in the one place. To download the One Football app, click the link in the description, the app is free. This is your instant match reaction Everton 1, Wolves 3, I feel like at this point we are just stuck in this perpetual motion of shite and we can't seem to break out of it no matter what manager we have, no matter what personnel we have, I'm so tired of the formation that we've been running and there's just no, there's no, there's no ideas, it's all the same, it's all just swap one player like-for-like for someone else, Tosen on for Charleston or DCL on for Tosen, same thing with Lukman and Walcott, no one, they don't change positions and I think, I don't know how many times we're going to have to watch the same thing over and over again before Silva wants to decide to make a change. So that's the first thing, but to start the game, I thought we kind of started bright, you know, there's, we made a couple tackles early, I thought they were getting stuck in the first five minutes, you know, count them on my finger, five minutes, we didn't, I thought we were doing well and I think it was the seventh minute, Baines just gives away the most naive penalty, there's two defenders standing there, you know, ready for him to come, ready for Doherty to just come in and Baines just flails backwards and falls into him and gives away the easiest, you know, easiest decision me, Mason had to make all night, even though he was absolutely awful, but I'll talk about that a little bit later, so Baines gives away the penalty, Nevis buries it, you know, the heads drop like normal, the fans' heads kind of get down because we're so early in the game, we've already just had to put that much more effort into the game that was already going to be tough, just from a stupid decision. So that happens and then a little bit later on, they were pretty much on top of us and Davies was just sloppy, gave the ball away, they find Dedham Decker, who almost gets his debut goal, Pickford makes a really good save, I thought and, you know, we survived the moment and then after that, I thought we made a couple good passes, we were making some good moves, a couple good moments of play and that was when we got the equalizer, Towson leaves it off to Gomez, who drives forward into the top of the box and smashes in and what a great goal that is and it means absolutely nothing in the grand scheme of things, you know, people will remember it, but it's not going to have the same effect because we got smashed today, we were really embarrassed in my opinion, Wolves are a good team, but I just thought we were awful, but Gomez scores and then, you know, right before half, I think this is like, it really was Dejavu, the same thing happens again, stupid foul, how many times do we have to concede to free kicks because of stupid fouls from Dejavu, or Michael Keen, or Zuma, or Davies, or Gomez, it doesn't matter, they're all culpable, Keen pulls them away, even though Zuma was there for the cover, he doesn't know, he's not looking because he doesn't have the awareness, I mean, he just had a bad, they both had really bad games in my opinion, but fouls them and then what do you know, I don't know who's more at fault at this point with our set pieces, if it's the players or the manager, I don't know, I'm leaning towards the players at this point because it's just, you have Coleman, I had the fortune, I was able to go back and look at the game, if Coleman or Charleston, two people that can't mark and are not, I mean, Charleston's decently sized, but you have their number nine striker between those two, he does a little running behind, Coleman just doesn't even know he's there, but Charleston's nowhere, five feet off of him at that point, tucks it in and, you know, I mean, Coleman can't guard a mailbox, I don't understand why at some point, even though that might be his zone, you have to be like, we need someone else on your men, put someone on him, he's their main threat, he's their number nine, why, it's such, it's just basic and I don't know why the players, screw the manager, why can't the players just be like, oh, you get him, he's huge, mark him, just like you were playing in a normal game, mark him up, you're the best one to quit for it, I just, I don't understand it, but so we can see, then when you go into the half, it's 2-1 them, second half starts and it's awful, it just continues to be awful, probably worse, I don't know, it was really hard to watch, unfortunately, I had it on the stream so it wasn't the greatest, I had to keep refreshing and remember when Pickford's distribution was the thing, remember that, remember how he used to ping balls to people running on and get him forward or he dropped, he would release it early, I don't know if this is something that Silva has told him to not do or if he's just not in the right mindset, if he's not confident enough, but his distribution has been awful when it's supposed to be something that is a very strong strength of his and I don't understand strong strength, not a good term, but so you know, I'm just looking at my notes, that's why I wrote a couple as I was watching the game, but then eventually Dead on Deckard gets his debut, you know, go figure, right, typical Everton, Coleman tries to play this stupid lazy pass to Walcott, or not Walcott, sorry at this point it was Lookman, Lookman doesn't put in any effort to get it, gets turned over, we start with our tails behind our legs, we start retreating, Coleman gets, so he makes the mistake then, goes all the way into their box, he gets absolutely in and out by, I don't even remember who did it, but you know, then they have a shot and Zuma makes a really good block and then it, Dead on Deckard, I mean it was a great finish, but that second ball, I mean it's just how many times are we gonna let that happen, and then after that game is over, I mean the game is over the second that they scored the second to be honest with us and we all knew it, we all knew it, that's the stupid, it's borderline apathy for me at this point, it's very disheartening and I don't, I'm not silver out, I don't think that was the whole issue, I think that we just need to wait, just get to the summer, just try to finish eighth, I'd love to we still can finish seventh, they're a good team but they're very limited, I think, in the way that they'll inevitably, I think, fall off a little bit, but it's just disappointing, it's disheartening, I don't know, how bad was Walcott today, first of all they were all bad, but Walcott, what a shadow of a player he's been since when he came in, he came in on fire, he's literally not even there anymore in my mind, just pointless waste of space, Coleman, he looks to me, he looks like he's out of position in his own damn, right back, he can't do the simple, like Banes the other day, today you know he was bad, but you know the little simple in and out and he cuts out up the field, easy pass to someone open, Coleman tries the same thing and he just falls over his own leg or something or just panics, I don't know, Retroleson, awful, today he was shite and I don't say that lightly, I like Retroleson, he's really good, but get up off the floor and when's the last time you saw him drive by a defender, I feel like everyone has just kind of lost their way right now and we really got to get stuff in the gear, I mean we got Man City on Wednesday, I believe, and then you see our next five home games, I mean, Sylvus, he's going to really be on the hot seat and I think as fans we're going to have to take everything with a little grain of salt that he's, you got to give him time, I hate it, he's going to learn too, he trusts me, he's been very awful, but we have, as fans we got to, you can't just be chopping and changing, you cannot, it's not going to work, they've never, I don't, I mean unless you're a big club like Chelsea that already has a dynamic squad, maybe, and you guys, they have the money as well as us, but we just have to get our heads down as players and fans and just get through the rest of this season because it's been awful, but yeah, cheers guys.