Y'all ready? Well, I'm not. Keep going. We would like to welcome all the new members of our audience today. Hell yeah. If you've never been to a live trap tavern, this is an interactive ghetto show. If you feel something on your heart.   Don't hold it.  Feel free to talk about the niggas suit the whole time he's here. I love it. Yeah, yeah. I'm glad. Yeah, for real.  Bring them goddamn way. You couldn't come in here looking successful. Dude, you like trying to do better than us. Hell yeah. Calm man, you're just looking at me. We're going to jump in at any moment.  Get the vibe going right. Y'all get y'all walking and drinking, smoking, all that. Anybody going to go to the bathroom and shit? Because it's over there. We really... You have to cut across pecs.   Social security. Social security. Social security. You can use the bathroom. It's I suit when answering. Make sure you leave the seat up.  Niggas, you get caught. Just make sure they don't have the Nigerian chicks. Tell them you got them, right? Just make sure that if they haven't been cut across, they don't mind. I know. I got to get Mr. Pre-Show in.  That's the only time Niggas get to lie. I got you, my nigga. Get in there. Hey. 85 South Show was voted the number one comedy show amongst black people between the ages of 13. And the number one comedy show was voted the number one comedy show amongst black people between the ages of 13 and 73.    You know, since this show came out, black births have increased, I think it was 6%. Yeah. This show, two hours.  Exactly. They just hear y'all talk. We didn't replace the Netflix. Are y'all still watching? I knew we had made it.  I knew it in.  What's in the inside of this? It's gonna be in the porn, nigga. X-Videos.  I think he hit the motherfucker. Yeah. What's his name? Oh. What y'all nigga doing to me? I think he drove by the turn to another nigga. It's true. It's true. It's true. It's true. Barrels in the back like they're gun. It's a filter. This nigga real, man. I don't know about this. That's enough. Hey, say my nigga came through and gave a whole new perspective.   I said, she walked up and started rapping out of nowhere.   What? What'd he say? Is this for real? Is this for play? I don't know.  He was welcome to stay. I might kick this nigga out. Because I don't like his suit and I don't like his shoes. His socks don't match. Did you notice that, dude? I did. It was crazy. Nigga dressed lazy. I bet he got a real old lady.  That I always wanna lay next to. And rub on my nip and my chest. And tell me that I'm good and it's her destiny to be my baby mama.  Because she got that black meat and a leg and I know that she gonna cheat. The first cheat that she get because I'm gonna wear a rubber bullet off and check it in.   Hey, man.  Young girl in the building. Young group. The legend. Flip-flop Waffle House chair paint. What you think? Drone. Yeah, that's all nigga. Whip don't come out the fall, nigga.   At the time it was Josh Miller. Oh, okay.     I knew what you meant.   I thought he was just gonna grab a tall nigga and be like, whoop, whoop.  Yeah, exactly. Eat the home of your dev, use the meat.  We also got the Y-O-G in the building. My boy Lou in the building. Y'all don't even know. Y'all know G. Oakland's finest hella hoes, nigga.  This nigga is the young OG. And when he was younger than that, he was the young OG to himself. So this nigga basically raised himself.  Right. Right.  I'm gonna be a coach. I ain't gonna be a player no more. By the time I get 60, I'm talking about just coaching the players. And I know you're gonna live to be at least 80 because the nigga 31 now. But he looked 13. Yeah. He got the NBA 2K creative player. So he looked 31 backwards? Yeah, yeah. It's like, you know when you like first get the creative player on 2K.  So I added another six years on it because I was outside. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. When I was at recess, you know what I'm saying? I was in the car with the bra. You know what I'm saying?   Oh, wait a minute. That was me. My bad.  You never know. Man, we ain't here, man. We got the legendary one, Young's Roll, man. Man, listen, man. Sure. You all, man. See, we had him at the other studio. Yeah, we did.  We ain't never had him in the trap, man. Andy came through and did 85 with us, man. Which was a whole blessing, man. Seeing you work is amazing. Like just seeing how you just really still get a passion to the music. Even after all these years, man, it's amazing to watch. It's an honor to be amongst the legendary niggas such as yourselves, you know? Yeah, and then it's like, sure. You know, black building, the entertainment industry, you get the no motherfuckers outside of the entertainment industry.  But then it's like this nigga flip that switch. And then like, damn, I ain't know the niggas. The niggas, the hardest niggas be hella funny. I'd be like, well, I'd be scared like niggas. Good to roast back. You got 80 niggas with you.  Are you trying to set me up to get mad? As long as everybody laughing, you still good. When niggas stop laughing, you done like, oh.  Exactly. Man, you brought your people through with you too, man. Yeah, man, we down the street enjoying it, man. We just pulled up. Appreciate you. You got a real collective group of niggas. You don't know what y'all do from the way y'all walk in. Yeah, y'all turn the trap into the motherfucking trap.  Y'all know that nigga? Yeah, that's how that motherfucker is. I knew y'all.  Yeah, and he walked around the corner and pulled up.  I'm with these white folks. Oh, dang. That goes some niggas. Yeah. And that hanging with me didn't bust that rapping. I would have eaten it. Nah, but I'm serious.      He came out of the bathroom like motherfucking eight mile nigga. Yeah. You know every nigga got rapping in his back pocket. You know what I'm talking about?  I got these bars. So guess what? No, you'll never, you'll never support a walk in the room without leaving without everybody knowing who you are. That nigga definitely know how to live in impression. Oh, mama. That's all right. That's all right. When I seen that nigga with that suit on, that little sister sucked. I was like, that nigga's serious. That nigga said a little sister. Well, a lot of niggas don't have the heart to do that. So salute to you. We done had a lot of motherfuckers on here to be scared that, you know, let that hang out, man. So salute to you, nigga. Speak of the heart, nigga.  Oh, you know it. Oh, I've seen it on the ground. I've seen it too. You've seen it, nigga? I'm ready for that motherfuckers. Oh, listen, nigga, I got the motherfucking pop. Woo! That's my ride! This nigga right here been waiting to get on the motherfucking braids, nigga. I see you, nigga. Don't start. I know. If you don't start, nothing that won't start, nigga. Don't play with your motherfuckers. They actually connected.    Now, listen, I can make anything cool, nigga. I tell people all the time I wore size 13 shoes in middle school, nigga, when I really wore nine.  After that, I was like, man, I can do anything. I can walk around. Bro, I'm telling you, nigga, they... The greatest joke ever told to me, nigga, called me Bobby's world, because my head was big and my shoes long. Size 13, nigga, my mama was big.  He ain't even saying it. Where do you see the pictures? Oh, yeah, it's real life. You was a young OG, too, then, nigga.    I was like, nigga. Real life. And niggas... He lucky to be alive. He could have killed himself. And he had lunch and everything in his shoes, like a sandwich and milk. No backpack. Like, just shoes. I'm sitting around here. I'm beer that recess. Yeah, you ever.   Man, this nigga, the ESPN, like, he had a meme go viral of him where he had the half of the brazen was out. Oh, swear.   Why ESPN posted this nigga head? They were using, like, the meme.  But that was new. I like that.  You can hold that one.  But there they go right there. See, that's why he the young OG.  I thought that was Marvin Gaye. No, that's Marvin Gaye. Nigga, you poppin', nigga. Yeah, you see it.      That's funny, too. They went all the way crazy, man. Yeah. Yeah, but that's just, you know, confidence, man. You know what I mean?  Yeah, all right. Plan when we stop. Oh, bro, you were legendary, nigga. You had niggas dressing like you for at least three years straight. Oh, man. Consistent. Yeah. I remember that. Yeah. And it caused a lot of controversy. You demotivated a lot of hood, nigga. Everybody got a partner that looked just like you. You know what I'm talking about?  Yeah, he was going way too hard with the Polo for a minute.   I don't remember. You had niggas wearing them soft-air boat shoes, too. That's your fault. You trying to like the tacos?  That's all you. Yeah. I mean, I was a part of that. Yeah. Where that come from?  Because that style wasn't a style before you created it for real. I mean, it was. You just got to look through the lines. It ain't nothing to do on the earth. I mean, I know, but I'm talking about as far as nationally known. You know what I'm saying? Well, I picked it up for a more quality. Oh, man.  You feel me?  It worked mouthful of goals. You feel what I'm saying? Like six at the top. You know what I'm saying? Wrapped one up. You know what I mean? You probably did a tucking shirt in, you know what I'm saying? You smile, it's going to get you away.  It makes so much sense. And it's very seldom that somebody even give you that. Like that nigga just lifted the lid and was like, this is the sauce that's cooking. He just let you pick it. If you ain't got the sauce, you didn't even know he lifted up the lid. You didn't even see it. It's black men. It's very important for us to discuss the sauce. Mama. I got all kinds of sauce. You can't even body cue without calling me. You can't even body cue without calling me. You got to hit me. I got all the sauce. You know what I'm saying? Honey, muster up. Tell your ho, I got duck sauce. You got to wrap my go right in there. You hit me.  I got to get it surgically removed off of me, too.  We got to get it stitched on me. All the way out of him bleeding.   That's another level of fresh right there.  You understand me? Yeah.   On mama. On mama. Yeah. Yeah. What's that? Stop playing with me. Oh, they're my baby mom.  Yeah, them boy.     That's crazy. That's real. What if she caught a police on you in this dark outside? Damn, why did you bring that to me? She was going to call him earlier. She had to talk to you one more time to confirm that she was going to call him, though. Nigga, you don't know this really the last chance. Damn, that seems so stressful. That's why I only got one. I just got depressed for a little while. I only got one, though, baby. Look at me in my eyes, young man.  You still got a chance. Listen to me when I tell you this. I'm looking at your nigga's stress. The stress on your face now since y'all met your baby mama. Pick your baby mama. Don't let your baby mama happen to you. Like, listen, read the Bible as y'all would be with it. Right. Look. Don't do it with yourself. Look, you'll find the one you want to nut in. You'll be like, I can deal with her. Don't let the motherfucking universe pick your baby mama for you. The one you want. I feel like y'all is putting a curse out of you. The one you want. It's been the happiest since y'all giving me this game. The one six month that puts a hit is good.  Move on, guys. There they are. I swear to God, I get 100 yards away from that bitch, man. There they are, man. You got to keep that condom on so you won't feel that feeling. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about?  Rawna AIDS. Rawna AIDS? Rawna AIDS, nigga. Rawna AIDS. Rawna AIDS out here. Oh, you're coughing out AIDS. God, the AIDS coming out.  It's the AIDS that you know.  Mm-mm. That's misinformation. Yeah. You got to get HIV first. No, no. You're the most... You got to get HIV first. The condom for the baby. You can get AIDS and get your dicks. You think you're the most... You think you're the most... Ain't that right? I don't know, nigga. You know? I don't know, nigga. I'm asking you to turn to me alone. You tell you. I'm asking you to put the baby models that they don't want.   It is. It is. It is the latest. My partner said, la, we might even put your rub on. She ain't trying to have no baby. I said, that's all you thought about? That's it? That's it? You putting that into the universe, Los? What? That the condom ain't going to work.   All right. Probably when I'm 30, then my nut will get a little stronger and something.  Them motherfuckers ain't sticking that hard. I'll be like, bitch, what, a couple of ounces and you might throw it in and bust the rubber. You know what I'm saying? My nut can get on the leg. I'm cool. You know what I'm talking about? Outside of the pussy. I'm cool. I got a nut meter.   I'll be like, just give her a little bit in case. You know what I'm saying? Listen, I got a nut meter. I got a nut filter. And this is grown man nut. Niggas from the South be having them kids though.  That's racist. No, that ain't. Pretty much is. No, it ain't. I agree. Y'all think so? That was racist. Hell no. And I disagree too because niggas in Cali got a bunch of motherfuckin' kids. I don't know what you're talking about. A lot of kids in California is six. A lot of kids in the South is sweating. Nah, niggas. I would read this, but the CDC don't have no credibility no more. So it don't even matter. What did I want to see it? It said that HIV contraction from head is extremely low, but I... See?  No. See? Yep. Tell him. He's not white.  Don't be throwing misinformation out, nigga. He is Asian. His people had it rough.  Uh-huh. His people had it rough. He from Cambodia. Oh, Cambodia. Yeah, them the niggas of Asia. Yeah, y'all gangsters. Negro Asians. I got a Cambodian accent. You got a Cambodian accent. Yeah. Niggas, you are the Renaissance man of the streets, man. This nigga said you got a Cambodian accent. When you get a Cambodian chicken?  Nah, I ain't even go. I ain't go. We made it in Texas somewhere. Really? Pretty cool. It was pretty cool. A Cambodian accent? Nah, she was in Texas. Don't bring her up, because Lou will follow and make her laugh.   She brought up. Lou, she carrying on, but, you know, since we were shot in our Cambodia, shot in my egg. I got a question, nigga. Where is Yucatan? Uh... It's the Yucatan peninsula. It's over toward Russia. Mm-hmm. Yeah. You were slimy.  Oh, man.  But this is what I did. Everybody had a chop in the hood. Fort Ron just bred it. All right. I didn't want to say Yucatan. And then he just... I remembered it. You feel me? And plus, I had put in a couple of wraps before. One thing that always made me a fan was you was always an international shopper. Yeah. The blogs came from Italy. But the blogs came from Sicily. Yes. Oh. So how do you man...  When you first started, did you always wrap the way you wrap or did you develop into that style? Yes. We're doing some old... We ain't gonna be on that rap with no bullet-shaking music and that. No. Oh, oh. I'm not saying there's something wrong with that. I know it. I know it to be honest. I didn't know... I ain't take to that kind of music. You know what I mean? When I decided to make music, I was listening to Nas. You know what I mean? Piggy, Pop. You know what I mean? Lyrics. You know, Cameron.  She's in the road. That nigga gave you two bars.  Listen, man, Cameron like Cameron gave me a lot of game, bro. Nigga, he did. Very influential to me. And if you listen to what he's saying, the nigga got a lot of stories. Oh, yeah. That nigga said budget $750. Nickel bag, white owl. I hope that chicken sandwich lasts us through the night, child. Yeah.  Yeah. I'm gonna play with him. So you always wrap that way, or you know what I'm saying? Always. Always. Always. You can't play the game with that style. I would say like before, now I did one mic. I did like a song called one, two, three. Like, what he did with one mic, I had just did in the first verse. I did all the warrants. You feel me? Second verse, I did all the twos. And I was just rapping like, you feel me? I flexed all around it. You know, then the third verse, I did all three. But, you know, when I heard one mic, I was like, he's kind of slow. Like my introduction to Young Joe, I moved to Atlanta in 2005. And that summer, that was the summer that the PSC joint came out. What is it, PSC? Nah, the album. 25th of Life. 25th of Life.  I had just got that. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.  I don't know exactly what the time was.  Oh yeah, nigga. It was shoulder laying for me. When I first heard it. That's how I found out. When I first heard it, I was like, nigga, what? And they come straight on. Let me see you.  And then when you start rapping, it was something like you never heard before. You know what I'm saying? Like the style.  Like, you know, because a lot of niggas are playing, especially when something become popular. And at that time, you know, it was GZ. And you know what I mean?  But when you came in, it was flow, heavy flow.   I was sitting in the night over there. We were like, uh, we're savaging, we're doing them. Yeah.   So, you know, we could go out, have one night. You know what I mean? And I really did feel like the outfit that I had on, that if everybody was just stopping, drool, I'm cleaning it. You feel me?  You feel me?  Did you think it was going to be a big hit like that when you, like, did you know it was going to be that big? Yeah. I mean, what, like, how enthused I was writing it, I was like, they probably owned me back for that. You know what I mean? That all that excitement about it. I was like, y'all owe me that back. So when I got the reaction that I got, I was like, y'all owe me that. You delivered that when you were in the studio. And that's the thing, like, you know what I mean?  Like, you just drool, I'm cleaning this bit. Now I'm in the shoulder leaving it needed.   It's how you rock. And it's how it looked like you can't do nothing about that. I feel the same way.   And I just confused it. That's kind of the same direction. You just confused me with this. That reminds me, when you were saying that, it reminded me of that time.  Baffled. You see what I'm saying?  Now you say, when you, when Lowe said that the 25 of life, you had just got there. How you linked up with Tiff? Like, how y'all? Well, me too, been friends since we was like, children. You know what I mean? Like young cats. He wasn't a rapper. I wasn't a rapper. You know what I mean? We were from the west side together.  Tipden was living over there before.   Bankhead, too. You feelin' me?  Good ol' day. Well, you can rent a car.  Dolphine rentals, nigga. That's how, but I learned how to drive on a Dolphine rental. You got your J car, ride around, couple sex, you know what I mean? Couple sex, get you a car for a week. Oh, yeah.  You know what I mean? Rabbit. Man, um, my cousin's school, you know what I mean? Scree from Bankhead. He was a hard one like that. You know what I mean?  So, when he was telling me to do my thing or whatever, he was like, hey, look, well, you need to start, because I used to just speak like pop bars. You feel what I'm saying? Like, man, as you, I'd be like, nah, he was like, well, you need to start rapping, man. My cousin, so I started rapping. And then I came back with what I had wrote. And then when I spit, he was like, he's like, he's trying to, he was like, just go back. He was like, it just be you. So I was like, all right, cool. So from the south, you know what I mean? I don't really listen to booze shaking me like that. You know what I mean? It's cool, but it ain't my flavor. You know what I mean? A little bit more player, so. Like, you ain't shaking it.  I mean, well, the way I was rapping, it kind of like was like, too much. You know what I mean? I think, you know what I'm saying? Like people like this, people like Carlos, you appreciate it. You know what I mean? And then, but it'd be other people that want to just hear, you know what I'm saying? Shout out to really spin. You feel what I'm saying? So, you know, sleeping on me, it's hard to teach Americans Japanese. You see what I'm saying? Like if I'm spinning Japanese, you ain't really, you feel me? Unless you're just one of these kind of people. You feel what I'm saying? Yeah. That can read, that can read, dialect, and you know what I mean? Like, you got to be one of the, one of them kind of people that can, like, listen to a Kendrick Lamar and appreciate a J. Cole. You feel what I'm saying? And also, vibe to an NBA young boy. You feel what I'm saying? You got to be all kind of flavor. You feel what I'm saying? You feel something that don't sound like English to a person? They'll sleep on that. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. You feel what I'm saying? So, if you sleep on me, I'll just tuck you in. Oh, that's a cold one. I'm a swagger jacket on that one. Damn, you should have just stole it first. I don't like doing that.  But now, at least I told a nigga like, what? Now, you could have asked if you was gonna steal it. You was like, can I, yeah, yeah. I did just tell you. I know you're gonna use it.  You know I'ma use it. You know I'ma run it with some.  See, that's what I was getting at earlier. You don't have no use for that. Just can't wait to just throw that in there when you're asking for some pussy.   Nah, nah.  Nah. You see what it's doing to this nigga? Nah. Sneaking and giggling. Sneaking and giggling. Sneaking and giggling. I'm the young old G. I did that when I was in my T. I see what it's doing in your life. I see it. I'm looking at your face. It's not your fault. Not your fault. I'm just saying you hit the crossroads. Cause this way. I'm passed the crossroads. It's like nigga, it's you looking at a nigga who used to be there. I've been there before. Been there before. I see it in you. Not your fault. It's not my weakness. You know what I'm talking about? It's not your weakness. It's not your weakness. It's not your weakness. I know that pussy. Whoop, whoop. Yeah. You got number quotes. Whoop, yeah. Shit, if you give it to me, you must didn't want it. You understand that? You understand that? Shit. If I take it out, freakin', you understand me? You know what I mean? Hey, I don't need pussy. Cause look, if she'll sit on it, I can't spit on it. You understand that? Yeah.  Now turn the music off. This is serious business.  Yeah.  Mm-hmm.   Really?  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Puerto Rico, Canada and Australia you can order from your local go to or choose from your favorite national restaurants like Chipotle Wendy's Chick-fil-A and the Cheesecake Factory get the app go to the app store and get the app you don't have it yet while we still talk I got food on the way what were you saying bro? Go commercial.   But what I'm saying is, you not in control of what that woman is gonna do. It ain't about the control. You never gonna be in control of it.  I am gonna be in control. You really trying to get in? No, but that's what I'm saying. You not in control. So if I got somebody that I believe in and trust enough to share my life with, if that's what you outside doing, let me, don't let me to be the motherfucker that don't know.   Oh, no, you tell me. But I feel like we talking about two different women.  Wait a minute.  You see, there's a lot of tension in the room. Oh, that's what we did.  Really? My bad is just walking in.   I can see it in his face. He got the parties on his life, man. Man, let me go outside, make a phone call. Hello? This conversation is too intense. The trap is turning to the red.  Every nigga in here like, man.  These conversations are necessary, though. She's over, she's over. I need you to go like, no. Right now, I'm trust these hoes.  I'm young, though. I'm traumatized. You got time, though. You got time. And I don't want to be traumatized. I don't. That's perspective, too. That I got time. Shit. What difference do it make? I'm a young, old nigga. I am a young, old nigga. I'm a young, old nigga. My perspective is.  No, that ain't the case. I love women.  But I'm just not going to let you believe. I'm just not going to let you believe. Because we decided to do something, and now we are both in control of each other's action. It don't work that way. So you're making the difference, Chico? Yes, sir. Will you ever get married? I know. I don't ever have any desire to ever get married. It's people are long enough right now.  Hell, dawg.  Why would I do that?  You want to end up being an old man. You want to be an old man. And by yourself, first of all, any decision I make, I'm willing to face whatever consequence comes with it. But for me, if I end up an old nigga with a dog, that's just my destiny. But I'm not going to put myself in no position.   That's a good point. Oh. You know what? That was cold. That was cold. That was cold. That was cold. That was cold. That was cold. That was cold. Hey, you know what? Hey, look, I'm a swagger jacket for that one.  You owe that one. But now I'm just saying, I don't have nothing to mind you.  If it's what you want to do, salute to you. Just make sure you do it right. I'm just not with this. What inspiring do you have to say to a person that's in a marriage? Inspired? Inspired.  I got you.  You know why y'all get divorced so much? Because you don't have to get divorced the same way you got married.    You have to figure out how to love the person you with regardless. And in the days that you... Did you practice this shit? No.  So, figure that out. Yeah, this Chico being. Everything that... This Chico being, man. Everything he said. This Chico being. This Chico being. That's a real nigga. That can stand on what he's saying. That can stand on what he's saying.  Nah, he really lived like this. And it's various aspects of life. I like the complicated niggas. Don't give me no simple niggas. Exactly. Nah, I never... I'm on the finish niggas.  Don't tell me what I want to hear. Cause I'm 50-50. I ain't hurt. You 50-50? I'm 50-50. But see, this is the thing about Loche. This is the thing about Loche that I tell you. Loche is one of the most... I'm talking about unique niggas ever. I'd have been around... I don't have no game. I don't have no game. Like, you know how niggas like...  That ain't me. I ain't that nigga. I ain't never been that nigga. I knew you that nigga. I done seen you do it.  Mind blown. We walking through the hotel one day, right? Walked through the hotel after the show. Loche see a chick.  He was like, hey, I know I'm not your type, but I can change. I was like, God damn. But in the same token... But listen though... Did you smoke one early? Probably. Probably more than one. The thing is, but when we had conversation, this nigga perspective on shit... Like, I done learned that... We learned a lot from each other, but the perspective that I have, he didn't gave me perspective on the way I feel while still having a different perspective than I have. So that's hard to do. See, that's the thing, yo.    I done did it my way.   Yeah, I know it ain't all about me.   But you could be right with the wrong person.  That's the thing about it. You said you did it her way, your way. I did it. I hit bitches in the one way. In the one way. In the one way. Man. In the one way. You could. Right. Yeah. Hey, bitch, on the one way. In the one way. Exactly. Hey, and she goes there, you can start, you know, you start this motherfucking scene, but you can end the scene with you. You be out. I mean, but that's the thing, man. Don't do that. Don't do that. It's not depressing. It's not depressing. If I end up, this is the thing that I think people... If you end up old with a dog, you need to hate yourself. Hey, listen, this is the thing. I disagree because the difference between most relationships that I watch is from a male perspective. I can't speak from a woman's perspective. And that's all we're giving right now. It's male perspective. It's probably a million, billion women out there be like, that's right. Right. So it is. I'm gonna get that dog and I come over there and kick the witch and go home. That's the thing. Don't ever think that that's what they want. I thought he was with the dog because the wife probably died. No. He never had the wife. He never had the wife. He sell them for the dog. Your friend died. But what I'm saying is this, like, I just feel like... You're on the street, 80 with the dog. I don't know. I heard D.R. saying to say this, man. Salute to the OG D.R., man. And salute to what you did at Jackson State for HBCU. It was true, man. Thank you, bro. Yeah, man. But... The prime time. The prime time said, you got to finish how you start. So however you start, however you gather, whatever you did, getting there, you got to always do those things. And you got to... But this, this, this, this, the thing that...  Exactly. Well, that's what I'm saying. But the way that he explained it was, you got to identify what those things are that got her. Most niggas don't. Most niggas just think it's just them and they just so cold, whatever they got going on, because our ego worked their way. But you ain't never took the time out to find out from this woman what actually made her like you from the jump. And that's a hard-ass thing to do. And what it's going to take for you to consistently maintain those things regardless of what happened. So if I start the way I started and come in keeping it real about who I am, why would it be difficult for me to live my life this way? Hey, that's what I'm saying. They ain't like what you said. No, they just said this. They don't even right here got there. Girl, seriously.  I'm like, what's this? That's why I feel like the pandemic was shown. That's why everybody's breaking up. I can't go to the news for marriage, but the relationship, this niggas know how to work this show.  What really had been. Right.   Because you got to know. For me, I got to know. I grew up, you know what I'm saying, about five got killed. So I ain't never had that male influence that you supposed to have.  All the women in my family were different to say the least. But I watched my mama go through relationships with dudes. And one thing I'd say that nobody ever did with her is keep it real with her. Keep it real with her from the gate. Because you don't really know who this woman is in comparison to who you are.    Who you really are at your core. Who you going to be when there ain't nobody looking and she ain't around. That's who you need to expose as quickly as possible. So you ain't never got to stray away from that. You ain't got to think about what you're doing.   The real is that you keep right. Do you think that you would miss love with a person that can actually make you a better person?  No, no, not at all. That means I'm going to be able to experience that love from multiple people. Ooh. You know what I'm saying? See, now you don't even know my name to go to the show.  Man, fix it. Man, fix this microphone, man. God damn.   Listen to me. Cheat.  You just left me, bro.  Have you ever seen your mama happy with a man, though? Yeah, but Brother, she didn't turn into a whole family.   But this what I'm saying, man, you probably have a different perspective in my view. It happened the right way. Maybe, but what is the right way? That's what I'm saying.  But we already in the established that don't exist. It exists in my world. Okay, let me ask you this.  Yes. And they've been married your whole life? Yes.  No. Not at all. If you found out your mama had three other niggas, would it make you look at her differently as your mama? No.  That's why I don't know that. It's like calculus.    And that's what we basically say anyway.   Exactly.     That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.  Hey, man, last week he's in the books, man. And now it's time to prepare and take a look at this week. You did. There is no other place to get in on all the action than with Drab King's official daily fantasy partner of the NFL. And to add to this week excitement, Drab King's official daily fantasy partner of the NFL and to add to this week excitement, Drab King's has an official shot to win a what? One million dollars of guaranteed prizes. 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See Drab Kings.com for details. That's what I'm saying. No, it ain't a matter with everybody fucking.  Bro, it's deeper than some fucking.     Let's be falling out the sky for certain. We already we already plan to be like exactly. And don't listen about 75. I don't think you'd be working with one in the wizard. You feel me? The one in the wizard.  That's what I'm talking about.   They just go to Knoxville. I'm gonna be going for while. I didn't Yeah. It's That's all you can do, go back to finger, welcome back to the 85,000, but back to your original question though about the Dr. Dre shit that put us all into this like do you but I'm gonna ask you this girl because you a nigga that has reached the level of success that most human beings would never achieve okay so you as a man do you believe that whatever the things that she's asking for she's entitled to.  Yeah, we ain't doing that.  Yeah, Devin. We're gonna need that at that. I mean 2020 I appreciate y'all for inviting me out this might this might have been No, no, this is real shit. It's beautiful.      So they're like you going blue Keep going. He's like I'm about to go in the whole Nick was going crazy. So Lou rocked that motherfucker, right?   What I owe you man.     It's about four young niggas this thick I know they got guns on there.    Like I need a honey and most of them get cut You know loa.  So I was like, huh You know, so I'm like, bro. What's up, bro?     I don't even know I owe him yet But I'm you gotta understand. I'm more mad because I'm looking at bird. It's my city. So Lois, he coming in town. So he don't know what's going on I'm like bread tripping on he trying to trip on some on some heat in Oakland And you know, everybody out of town, you know, it's comedians.  It was taking care of everything. Everything was worth it.     So Salute to that nigga, man. If that's what it takes to get a nigga friend talking about them politics Man, we're good.  Okay, you know, I'm saying so it's produced by myself My team do too much alongside with the market's cousin and stuff. So I got a lot of uh, you know It's representing me how I want to represent me, you know, I'm saying so it got my music in there Sonny both songs this the intro the outro I got a skit in front of it and um, you know, as comedians, you know You do your show and it's like you feel like your best sets. You don't got it on video. I know for me personally I'll be like, oh that show Anybody got the footage?   All right, we can see Bro, bro, what you got my name?  Um, well, right now I'm only losing tiktok. I mean from only new record label red line Man, you you you have you seen how your music is hitting this new Your new audience your new wave of fan But yeah, well, like, you know with the kids and everything like that, you know, so it was just me and my daughter going back and forth about Yeah, social media, you know, I mean tiktok and you know how much she knew about it and daddy don't know that about it So I thought I put my music down Hey, baby, how you like this? You like you got me pretty much cool.    That's what we coming with next man We got some we do got some dope. Shit. We grade So that's what you're saying You're just gonna go through all the famous all the famous hairstyles that I couldn't get when I was a young nigga I'm getting them all this year. That's what we're doing But we got some dope.  Oh, yeah, you know it. It's coming to WB the boy Yeah We take the braids down hit them with the james. Oh, you know, it's covered You know what I'm saying, but you know, we working man We making the best out of this situation that is 2020 man, and we got some dope stuff We grade do so, you know, oh man. Oh, hey, yeah, not not yet drop it. Yeah, not yet. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah All of them are saying two words. What's that? Squirrel, uh-huh, man squirrel man squirrel. Yeah, that's coming.  Remember that All right, that's what it is video Y'all The loot to you amazon prime my sober knife man young drool tick tock right now You know, I'm saying blue blue Man, we need a we need an album or a mixtape of some drool. All right, cool. So following this tick tock song will be A ep I'll give you like six seven You know, I mean it depends on how the people spend Right for it because I'm older That's what we were saying. We were saying we got to be on that motherfucker. Like we need Need an album. We need an album. You know what I'm saying? Us like we need y'all stop Don't just get me with no good time. Let's get in there. Oh nigga, let's get in there. It's official. The ghetto need to hear us Yeah, it's a certain way that we uh, we connect I know Sonny's gonna ask Chico. Oh, yeah, we yeah, we get oh, we got it. Nigga, let's do it.  They're gonna love it. Oh, they're gonna You know, I Like I feel like if we do some music that nigga at the barber shop will start tripping I feel like that was really what that whole seat was about.   I love open it back. It's open. They ain't bad. You know what I'm saying? Me get for real, man.  Yeah, man. All them niggas out there door.  I'm tired of being stepped on That's about I'm tired of being stepped on Random story That's the first tape I ever got in my life was the click the first click take. Yep. That's the first one Listen, I got the be legit. I got the be legit with the cutlets on it with the white top Oh, yeah The green the green cut. Yeah, I got this. That was my first tape the one with mom fucker. Uh, let's get drunk on it Like in the future we did a show Niggas Oh, yeah, we be tapped in wherever we go, but that's the thing about us man We tap in with the niggas that's like us wherever we at because that's the thing It ain't no different man. You know, I mean the script is the same the character's just different That's the that's the best part about like hitting the road is like going places that you've been and connecting with your family They didn't you know, I'm like like your niggas that's that's actually In these other cities it but they're gonna pull up wherever you at It don't matter where you can It don't matter where you at this nigga always always dead nigga somewhere nigga. What's up, nigga?  No, I go we gotta cut this whole part of that whole part Yeah, we gonna have to put the Go back go back to 113 It started right there. Yeah, it lands the whole way to 143. Can you believe that shit? I hear I hear myself go back that matter of fact is 116 go to 116 and start stopping All right, I'm gonna pull up. I'm gonna put a blue chew commercial right there, right?   I'll be one of them right now. I got you one bit. That's the you know how we At what it is, you know this the 85 self show This podcast right here is gangsta is niggas bite their fingernails All the way down till you get the Fred Flintstone thing right This podcast is for niggas that pick boogers and wipe them on your couch Right this podcast for niggas that I ain't gonna say it. Yeah Might have to cut it out, baby. Don't say you might have to cut it out. You know what I'm saying? I've been doing my thing. I mean, I appreciate y'all coming out. You know what I'm saying?    Yeah That's the regret coming out.      Yeah.     That's a whole another second. That's a whole another segment.    It's her turn. All right. See you in a minute. We out of this


What's up everybody, Jason here for jasperyscasebrakes.com. Another wax party promo break with this jasperys 18 box baseball mixer random teams where we're giving away three cards guys, three card giveaways. The Judge Reggie Jackson dual autograph, a Mike Trout museum autograph and a Wanda Franco rookie autograph. So again we'll do the break and then at the end number one gets the wax party invite and the Judge dual autograph, number two gets the Trout, number three gets the Wanda Franco. And of course 18 total boxes. There is a six box case of leaf autograph baseballs and then of course everybody, all the other boxes in there guys. So let's do the break. Here's the names and teams. Let's click dice roll. Here's a one and a two three times. Good luck. One, two, three. One, two, three. Joshua at the top down at Tristan at the bottom. Boom. And of course three times here. One, two, three. So you got three cubs at the top down to the Philadelphia Phillies after three times. Boom. So it's a three, three. So Joshua at the cubs. Frankly, you know the Rangers, Carl with the Mets, Giants, Scott with the Guardians, Tristan with the White Sox Victor with the Diamondbacks, Carl with the Cardinals, Ryan with the Royals, Kenneth with the Brewers, Real Will with the A's, Carl with the Braves, Ryan with the Dodgers, Carl with the Orioles, Ryan with the Blue Jays, Mike with the Rockies, Michael Cohen, Red Sox, Tyler with the Rays, Willem with the Yankees, Franco with the Mariners, Carl with the Twins, David with the Marlins, Eric with the Padres, Scott with the National, Steve with the Pirates, Ed with the Astros, Michael with the Reds, Nestor with the Angels, Carl with the Tigers, and then Tristan with the Philadelphia Phillies. All right you guys. So again, if anybody wants to trade, this is the time to do it guys. All righty guys. Sorry, Frank, I guess nobody wants to trade. So let's close the trade window then. Well, let's start off a little old school here. I kind of wanted to look at this 2012 triple threads. I remember when they were in these kind of boxes before and you still had your two little mini boxes in here. Pretty awesome stuff here though, actually. I don't remember correctly. I think these were like fake manufactured patches, but they look, they made it look real though. Yeah, it's like a little paper. Let's make it look like it was patched.  All right, we got Miguel Cabrera to 50 and out of 625 Joey Vada. Got a Hunter Pence, George Brett, Brian McCann. We have a George Brett Relic to 27. And then we have a patch autograph of Justin Masterson. Oh, actually, sorry. Is that a dual? George Brett, I guess it's just on both sides. Whoa, what's wrong with my camera? That was weird. Hold on, guys. That was weird. A-Rod and Pablo Sandoval. And then we got an Air Cosmere to 25 at the Kansas City Rose. Then we got a Joe Maurer to 18. All right, cool. That was a little blast from the past.  And we'll also open up the second box as well. Once we get done with this one, and then the Sapphire, it's pretty much going to be pretty quick boxes, either one pack boxes or one card boxes. So these are the only couple of boxes here that have a little bit of packs. All right, something's wrong with my camera, guys. Doesn't it look like it's messed up? Or is that just my OBS going to be crashing? Something's up. You know what? I think it's, ah, man, I think it's my processor. I think it's about to crash. Damn it. Yeah, I'm sorry, guys. I think I don't want to have to end the stream, but I feel like I'm going to have to. Guys, I'm sorry. I don't want to continue this video. It looking like this. It looks horrible. You guys are seeing this too, right? There's like a glitch. It's like kind of glitchy right now. Damn it. All right. I did rip one box. I'm going to keep this one sealed. Like I said, I don't want to keep on breaking like this. It just, it doesn't look so good.  So yeah, let's let's do that. Sorry, guys. I'll be right back. So I'm going to go off live for like a few minutes, but I'm going to turn it right back on. And then hopefully that does kill this error because it just seems like it's not just this camera. It's everything. Everything's kind of slowing down for me. So I'll be right back, guys.


The final item of business today is a member's business debate on motion number 302 in the name of Graham Day on promoting good food from Angus. I'm presuming that that's the place Angus, rather than a person. This debate will be concluded without any questions being put. Would those members who wish to speak in the debate please press their request to speak buttons as soon as possible? I call on Graham Day to open the debate around seven minutes, please, Mr Day. Let me begin by thanking colleagues on the SNP green and Labour benches for providing the support for this motion, which has enabled it to be debated this evening. Can I also thank those colleagues who remain behind to support the debate? There was a time, not so long ago, that I might not have been able to stand up in this chamber and extol the virtues of a thriving, diverse, Angus-based food and drink sector. Back in 2011, as a new member of the Racky Committee, I attended the Royal Highland show and dropped in a fantastic event being hosted within the SRUC stand. In essence, it pitched areas of the country against each other in a Food Wars contest, allowing visitors to sample produce from each competing region, then vote for the best. Front and centre in this was the wonderful and sadly lamented savor the flavours initiative from Dumfries and Galloway. I recall returning from the show and dashing off a letter to our local council asking whether it could pull together such an offering and help to promote it on behalf of Angus. I recall even more clearly the response that I received to that. It was disappointing to say the least, but times changed. Angus has begun to develop a reputation for more than just the smoky, soft fruit, game and preserves production—hugely important that those are. Now, when people think of Angus, they are also thinking that the high-end market, vodka and gin, is produced by Ogilvy's spirit in our beaky highland estate, and credit the head of economic development at the council, Alison Smith and her team, for helping to facilitate the upsurge and interest in what the county has to offer. Given that response that I received back in 2011, it is heartening nowadays to hear local food and drink businesses praising the council for the support that it is providing them. Alongside all of that, we have the emergence of the food life, a group of local Angus businesses that have come together to, as they say, to put Angus on the map for its excellent food and drink and to make local produce available to residents and visitors alike. If you, in any way, doubt the progress that has been made in this area, then look at the four nominations that are there for the rural Parliament's Innovators Award for Angus, established to mark the rural Parliament coming to Breakin early next month. Three were food and drink related. First, there was the four mentioned Ogilvy's spirits, an award-winning farm diversification project, masterminded by Graham and Caroline Jarren, who are using homegrown potatoes to make vodka and the base spirit for gin, and have now branched out into cocktail mixes. Then we had Angus Farmer's market, which is held regularly in Forferham and Trose. Finally, contending for the award, there was food life, that collective of Angus-based fishermen, farmers, retailers, food vendors and primary producers. Of course, earlier this week, food life was announced as a winner and a popular winner at that. I dropped in on one of their pop-up food events a few weeks ago, and I was amazed to see the turnout from far and wide to support it. The cues for the artisana patisserie van, muckleback at oven pizza, sacred grounds coffee beans, Kirrie ales and the previously noted gin bothy, for example, were heartening to say the least, especially considering the location of the gathering. It was not a well-populated Angus town, but the small coastal settlement of East Haven, a venue that required pretty much every visitor to have travelled a decent distance. There is no doubt that food life has struck on something. Equally, there is no doubt that the food and drink sector in general is thriving in Angus and gaining a national and indeed international reputation. Ogilvie spirits in Arbeci Highland estate distillery, which is also located within my Angus south constituency, are at the forefront of that. Arbeci has just won two gold medals at the spirits business first luxury masters, and now it is branching out into whisky, as well as gin and vodka, including chili vodka. Its products are being sold to the USA, Hong Kong, China, mainland Europe and the Caribbean. Ogilvie spirits has also won a raft of international awards and having focused initially on exporting to the rest of the UK, the company is now actively exploring branching out into the Japanese, Malaysian, US and Australasian markets. All told, the food and drink sector in Angus is writing to provide employment for an excess of 1,800 people, with a 2.5% increase showing between 2014 and 2015. As those new elements prove the reliability and capability to supply on a scale, so it is to be hoped that those who wish to and whose products are suited to are afforded the opportunity to bid for public sector contracts, because supporting local businesses and shortening food supply chains must be part and parcel of procurement. However, having done the parochial bit, let me focus for a moment on Scotland's performance on food and drink. In 2014, Scotland's food and drink growth sector generated turnover of approximately £14.4 billion, up almost 3%. It generated growth value added of approximately £5.3 billion, up 5.2% from 2013. Food and drink manufacturing continues to account for a large share of the sector's turnover, 73% indeed, and the GBA's 71%. Over the period 2008 to 2014, turnover growth in Scotland's food and drink manufacturing sector was at 21.4%, outperforming the UK, which was at 13.3%. That contrast is even more stark when you take Scotch whisky out of the equation. Both Scotland and the UK, the growth has been driven by increased turnover generated by the food manufacturing sector. Between 2008 and 2014, Scotland's food manufacturing sector turnover increased by 43%, compared to an increase of 21% for the UK. In other words, the growth of food manufacturing in Scotland is running at twice the rate of the UK average. The good news continues. Between 2008 and 2014, the level of R&D investment by Scottish food and drink companies doubled. Sales of Scottish brands in the UK have risen by around 35% since 2007. Exports of food beyond the UK have risen by over 50% since 2007, breaking the £1 billion barrier. A positive picture is credit to the producers, but credit to those who have played and are playing their part in promoting the sector. People like the former Cabinet Secretary Richard Lockhead and James Withers in his team at Scotland Food and Drink. Clearly, given the upward trajectory, we can, of course, do more. In drawing to a conclusion, the Scottish Government should seek to appoint a national chef as per its manifesto commitment. It strikes me that we are missing a trick in that regard. Our food has a global reputation. We have chefs of international standing. Attend any domestic food promotion event and you will inevitably see cookery displays. Let's appoint one of those top-notch chefs to a role promoting Scottish produce and the multitude of dishes it can deliver to an already receptive international audience. I will finish with a plug for a taste of Angus event that I am hosting in the member's dining room immediately following the debate. The member will have the opportunity to sample some of the best produce that Angus has to offer, along with the aforementioned vodka and gin, Presiding Officer. Thank you, Mr Dey. I look forward to my personal invitation. That sounds good. We now move to the open speeches of around four minutes, please. Peter Chapman, to be followed by Rhoda Grant. Thank you, Presiding Officer. I refer members to my register of interests in agriculture. I am sure that colleagues across the chamber will join me in paying tribute to all those who have played a role in making the food life such an extraordinary success. I also note that they have won the Rural Innovator Award from the Scottish Rural Parliament and I look forward to the opportunity to meet their team when I attend the Rural Parliament in Breachan at the beginning of next month. Angus is well known as a county that produces some of its finest food. From the angus glands producing fine cutland sheep to some of the most fertile soils in Scotland growing malting barley, quality wheat, seed tatties and delicious fruit and vegetables and let's not forget our bro's smokies and what a treat they are. As Graham rightly pointed out, gin is now added to that list and there must be many others. It is a testament to the unique combination of hard work, innovation and respect for tradition that makes our food production industry such an excellent field, if you'll forgive that point, especially when we enjoy such success in exporting our quality produce. And despite such excellent quality being grown in Angus, there are significant challenges for those who are producing these world-beating goods. Times are hard on Scotland's farms just now and profits are difficult to find. I am delighted to support our food and drink sector and over the past fortnight I was fortunate enough to talk with many of the companies who have made such a success of Scottish produce. £14.3 billion is the value of our food and drink produce, making it the largest manufacturing industry in Scotland and an industry that is growing strongly, which is an incredible achievement by all those at food and drink Scotland and the supply chain that supports it. Of course, as this motion rightly points out, national organisations can't always drill down into the detail needed to promote the unique selling points of local areas and of specialist products. The food life will fulfil the role that food and drink Scotland does for the whole country but within the fertile landscapes of Angus and I would like to congratulate my colleague Graham Day for bringing this motion forward. We all need success stories like this. However, as most of us will be well aware, the billions of pounds that we have heard much about during Scotland's food and drink fortnight are not making their way back to farmers. We know that the food chain is not working well. Farmers are taking far too much risk and are putting in way too much effort for the meager returns that they receive. This is obvious as farm profits have fallen every year for the past three years, and Scottish Farm debt is at a record high of £2.2 billion, up 9 per cent or £177 million on the year. The only way that we can continue with our success in food and drink is to ensure that, as well as promoting quality produce, we need to look again at the whole supply chain. Too small a share of what the public spends on food flows back to the farmer. The people who produce their raw material, on which their successful food and drink industry is built, must get a fair share of the cake if they are to survive and if they are to continue to produce some of the finest food in the world. I congratulate Graeme Dey for securing the debate, highlighting the importance of food and drink in Angus. He pays tribute to the food life group who are working together to promote Angus as a foodie destination. As others have said, with the success of our growth, smokies already have a head start. The protected status of the smoky inspired my constituents and myself to seek similar protection for the Stornoway black pudding. We had similar success as well. It is important that we celebrate the excellence of our produce, protect their name and reputation. I think that that is very important that people in this Parliament do that. In a subsequent motion, Graeme Dey congratulates the Food Life Group on winning the Scottish Rural Parliament's Rural Innovator Awards Angus section. Graeme Dey goes on to congratulate the other winners, including Bouvarais, Cosy Homes East Sutherland scheme, Slate Community Council, Dynamic Dancers and Sula Burukes, Inspiration by Autism, Alva Ferry, LDO, Rockfield Centre, Mullan Iona sustainable transport and Mullan Iona food trail, all of whom are located in the Highlands and Islands, and therefore the Food Life Group is in very good company indeed. It is very good to see collectives achieving that kind of recognition. The Food Life Group is very similar to Bouvarais, which is a community-owned co-op run by and for small businesses in Bara and Battersea. It provides local businesses with a shop to sell their produce, which none of them could actually do because they would be unable to sustain that on their own. The success of that has meant that local people have access to local crafts and produce, something that they only had on an ad hoc basis if they knew the supplier before. However, there are challenges for such enterprise, and I know that Bouvarais has a difficulty in finding affordable premises of the size required by them. Their current shop is due to be demolished and they are struggling to find an alternative. The location of the shop is really important, with an increase of cruise ships to the islands. They want to be close to the pier and the harbour to make the most of that. Some of the alternative locations are some distance away from the pier and the harbour, and while they would still be accessible to local people, they would not be so accessible to visitors who maybe would not know where to look. I have met co-op members, council and community councils, and I will continue to work with them to find a solution. It is really important that they continue the success that they have had in growing some of those small businesses. Food poverty is a real issue in those areas, due to the high costs of transporting food to the islands by ferry. Therefore, the ability to access high-quality local food is not only good for local businesses but also good for the health of the population. We have some fantastic foods that are available and, indeed, for sale there locally. Crème dey mentioned in his speech, gin. It is a mark of the success of some of our local gins and, indeed, Harris gin, that Harris gin ran out of bottles recently and had to ration stocks. Luckily, I have just heard that they now have more bottles in stock and the rationing has come to an end. I think that there is a delight all round because of that. It is really important that the Parliament recognises organisations that make those contributions to their communities. I am therefore happy to join in congratulating Food for Life group on their innovation and their success. I call Stewart Stevenson to be followed by Alex Johnson. Thank you, Presiding Officer. May I say how cruel it is that Crème dey should bring this subject to Parliament today? Today is one of my two no food days in an attempt to contain the ever-expanding waste line that is caused entirely by my love of food, much of it the good quality Scottish food. I am not necessarily pleased with my colleague about that. He, of course, omitted one of the gems of his area. I am really quite mystifying by this, which I would enjoy and others would, which, of course, is the for-for-bridey, which I understand and protect its status. Oh, I beg your pardon, I have just had the whisper that it might be angus, but it is not his constituency, so he may be forgiven. Speaking of the smoky, I sort of thought to myself that we might pray for an Indian summer. We have not put the barbecue away. I see the smoky sitting in our barbecue wrapped in a piece of tinfoil with some Graeum's spreadable butter, which includes oil-seed rape, which is brought to the peak of culinary excellence by a farmer adjacent to Peterhead and Scottish butter, but it would also have garlic from Elgin. I now know that I would be able to, while watching that and smelling that delicious food from Angus, cooking on the barbecue, I can now sip gin from an Angus distillery. Even better, we could get slows from Delfresher, which is the best place to get them, and make slow gin, which, whose sweetness would just absolutely augment that. I am beginning to slaver in anticipation of the event that takes place at 6 o'clock. I still have 350 calories that I am allowed to eat today, so I hope to join Graeum Day. I will notwithstanding the excellent food that there is from Angus, I think that we are missing the creme de la creme of food. I have a secret deal that I will reveal for the very first time. Not at the most recent election, but the one before that, my Conservative opponent was a fisherman called Michael Watt, who supplies me with cod roe. There is nothing on earth that I love more than cod roe. I have to say, of course, that we are going to have to move it up the food chain as well. The new name for cod roe is Scottish white caviar. I look forward to seeing it marketed as that in future. In all seriousness, the Scottish Government, with the support of people across the chamber, promotes the good food nation policy. What determines our health determines our girth determines much of our economy. Peter Chapman referred to the economic value of good-quality food. We are not going to compete with the rest of the world on price, where food is concerned. That is very unlikely. There are very few things that we can compete on price, but we will always be able to compete on quality. I am delighted to find that Angus is stepping up to the mark, seeking to meet and perhaps even overtake in some distant point in time the quality of the food that we have been producing for many years in the north-east of Scotland. I congratulate the food producers of Angus on their efforts. I look forward to tasting more of them in future. Of course, it is not just farmers. I also look forward to the ripening brambles that I see in my hedgerows as part of the natural foraging that provides such excellent food from Scotland's nature bounty that we can all enjoy. The last of the open speeches is Alex Johnson. Thank you very much, Deputy Presiding Officer. It gives me great pleasure to be able to congratulate Graham Deyon on having brought this motion before Parliament and to join him in welcoming the establishment of the food life in Angus, promoting good food from Angus. The farming industry in Scotland is at the cutting edge of development and has been for most of its time here. It is important to remember that we are an industry that is capable of producing both on the large and on the small scale. What we have achieved in recent years in particular is a skill in the production, processing and marketing of food products, which has made us still further a world leader. It is that innovation that has allowed us to continue to express ourselves in the production of food both on a large and on a small scale, and nowhere focuses that more accurately than what goes on in Angus, where the very large and the very small exist side by side and equally successful. I think that I have to say a few words about Stuart Stevenson and his continuing complaints about GARTH. It is something that we need to learn to tolerate, Stuart. I can assure everyone that I am not having a no-food day, so I will—indeed. May I, through the chair, remind the member that I have done a deal with the member's wife to keep an eye on his waistline? While I continue to pose him politically, I value him as a person and a contributor to the human rights. I thank the member for his concern. He mentioned, however, his habit of putting smokies on the barbecue. Some may like that sort of thing, but I have to say that you have never tasted a smoky until you have tasted it right off the fire, because only then, when it is hot, newly cooked and still has the fresh taste of the smoke about it, will you understand the significance of the smoky in its natural environment. However, Angus has demonstrated a great deal of ingenuity in food production over the years. If you look at the soft fruit industry that now exists there and in surrounding counties, you will see an industry that was once simply producing fruit in a season, often always all-rightening on the same day, to one that now has extended its growing season massively over the period of the summer from spring to autumn and has become a vital part of our economy. It has to be said, however, that that vital part of the economy is very dependent on labour that comes in from other countries. It is one of the things that I will be seeking to work with farmers in the Angus and surrounding areas to ensure that that supply of labour is not interrupted by any changes that are afoot. It also has to be said that Angus is a great producer of staples. Potatoes, including seed potatoes and grain production, are large-scale operations in the county, and many of the larger farmers demonstrate extremely high levels of efficiency. It is also a county in which fewer livestock exist now than it did at times in the past, but nevertheless the quality remains extremely high, and forfer mart is one of the main focuses in the area for trading that livestock. Yes, it is the case that we in Scotland are good at producing food, we are good at processing it and we are good at selling it. The opportunity is there to give Scotland's food production industry its head. Given the right level of support, it is the people who are involved in that industry themselves who will take it forward and show that ingenious ability to make profit from food production. That is why I would always encourage the minister to give support what he can, but to have faith in the ability of the people in our farming and food producing communities. I now call Fergus Ewing to close the debate around seven minutes, please Cabinet Secretary. Thank you, Presiding Officer. This has been an excellent debate this evening, ably led by Graham Day, who made excellent tribute of all the food producers from his constituency in Angus, and he provided us with a comprehensive catalogue of mouthwatering temptations. Indeed, the list of food and drink and successful produce and businesses, the list from his constituency of Angus was so long, it was so tantalising that I thought it was less of a speech and more of an Alacart menu. Why not? Angus Alacart has a certain ring to it, does it not? The breadth and depth variety of food and drink produced by people, by businesses and by farmers in Angus is quite remarkable and a great tribute to them and to the success of food and drink in Scotland. I thought that it was slightly childish of him to spurn the inclusion of the forfer bridey in his chosen producers and foods. I have heard of occasions of jolting the bride, but this must be the first ever occasion of jolting the bridey. Yes, you saw that one coming, didn't you? Stuart Stevenson mentioned slavering. I think that we are going to have to consider the Procedures Committee to review standing orders to prohibit references to slavering in future to ensure decorum and good conduct in this chamber. To be serious, the growth of food and drink, as was remarked upon by Mr Day himself in his speech and by others across the chamber, has been quite remarkable. It is right, as members have done, to pay tribute to all those involved. I think that it is not least to farmers because we talk about food and drink in Scotland, and that does not mention farms or farmers. That is not in the phrase, but of course the farmers and crofters are the people who are actually producing the food. Therefore, I think that it is perhaps an emission that I did resolve to put right and will continue so to do. The quality of the food and drink produced in Scotland from our natural larder is at the key of the success that we have seen. I recognise, as has been said already, the leadership of my predecessor Richard Lochhead and, indeed, James Withers for the work that they have done, which I am proud to endeavour to continue. I think that we have in the Scottish Government been able, over recent times, to provide some practical assistance. For example, since 2008, 18 awards of food processing, marketing, co-operation and FPMC awards have been made. 18 to businesses in Angus alone, totaling £23.3 million. That is just in Angus. That shows that there has been a solid continuous contribution from the Scottish Government, one that I hope we can continue. We have seen a number of successful initiatives, and some of them have been mentioned. I think that local programme over the past few years has supported many initiatives to promote food such as food from Argyll. Connect local is a service that is delivered through a £3 million Government investment, which will support local food and drink producers individually and collectively. The plans to establish a national chef have been alluded to, and we will, of course, bring forward plans in a due course. That will further focus attention on that. The good food nation is an aspiration that I think will be shared by us all and has many strands to it so that it will become the norm for people in this country to take a keen interest in their food, so that people who serve and sell food from schools to hospitals, retailers, cafes and restaurants are committed to serving and selling good food. Everyone in Scotland has ready access to healthy, nutritious food that they need, especially children from disadvantaged circumstances and food such as fresh salmon from our excellent farmed salmon. It is one of Scotland's success stories, as I was saying, when opening aquaculture Europe in the EICC last evening and venison. It is underrated, but, nonetheless, most nutritious of all meat, I understand, where perhaps there are even more possibilities. The Scottish Food Commission was established by the Scottish Government in the wake of the good food nation discussion and is chaired by the estimable Shirley Spears of Three Chimneys fame. We are, I think, together, a cross-party working to promote the continuing success of Scotland's food and drink. Rhoda Grant mentioned the Harris de Sili, which had the pleasure of visiting this year, whilst in holiday, and partaking of some of the produce. I recommend it. All the other new distilleries—Gin and Whisky throughout the country—to all are another success story of recent years. I do not know whether it is an apocryphal or a true story that, on the formal night of the formal opening of the Harris distillery, which, of course, is producing excellent gin, consumed every drop of the product that they had distilled to that date. I do not know whether that is true. If it is not, it could possibly be defamatory if interpreted in a negative way, which, of course, I would not wish to do. However, seriously, the success of our craft brewers, some of which have grown to be to garner international fame, such as Brew Dog, the success of new distilleries throughout the country, supported by our enterprise network, I am pleased to say, with a bit of encouragement from people such as myself, have been part of the framework that has allowed us to see Scotland's food and drink industry go from strength to strength. My job is to carry on that work. I pledge to do so with people across the chamber. I value the support. I appreciate that it is particularly that it does not seem to have been infected by the virus of party politics. Perhaps I could close with the thought that of all the things that seem to unify us and dispel the somewhat partisan nature of our proceedings, there cannot be anything that does so with greater effect than food and drink. I finally pay tribute to all the people from Angus this evening that have achieved so much from that county and so much for their country. I was so busy thinking about what was going on at the Angus event that I forgot to turn my microphone on. I now close this meeting.