Yeah, man Over here, gettin' Man, I didn't code this Bones, nigga, that I've never seen Every time I see them, we on a different scene Hey, you know what I mean Why'd I watch this?   Touch his dinga-ling? She's just like, what?  That's how it's supposed to be We got all types of things goin' on in here today You know what I'm sayin'? We got a lot to celebrate Just found out 85's self-show was rated The Blackest Show on Earth This the Blackest Show on Earth This show Black is Hell Got to make some noise, too ATL, I'm here Comedy Theater, we in here You know what? Today we got some very special guests In the trap with us today I don't know if you have been in jail For the last 12, 15 summers Or if your TV just been broke Or you just don't watch shit When people are doin' great things But this nigga right here Has been part of a lot of great Black things From the movies To the television shows To the impressions To soul train To wildin' out Shit, what, Meet the Blacks? Meet the Blacks again?  How you livin', G?   I was like, bruh Spaghetti, buddy Hey, ain't your Apollo clip I went viral on Facebook again this week Heavy Man So you got a lot of history, bruh How did you get started with the entertainment? Dancing, really? Dancing has always been my thing And dancing is what put me on stage first Yeah So by the time Deaf Comedy Jam came around I saw hip hop and comedy merge And the hip hop I was already a part of that The only missing link was comedy for me Yeah So when I saw comedians like Love of Ice goin' in And at the time I wasn't a comedian I didn't even know I could do comedy It wasn't an aspiration Right But when I saw him go on and do all impressions I was like, oh shit I've been doin' voices since I was a kid I'm a dancer I know how to work a stage So I just started tryin' shit And that's how I got in Man, you been killin' it with the impressions What's the number on it now? Like, how many impressions would you say you do?      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This podcast is sponsored by BetterHelp and 85 South Show listeners get 10% off their first month at betterhelp.com forward slash 85 South. Visit betterhelp.com forward slash 85 South. That's Better, H-E-L-P, and join the over one million people with taking charge of their mental health with the help of experienced professionals. Nobody told him to make my song a rap song anyway. What is that jazz, that's jazz, right? He a nigga, it's funk songs. It's funk.  Oh, it's been in all of them. It sound like beat, shoot out. It's been in all of them. That song, Legendary. Tell me about a legendary dance battle you had. We don't get to hear a lot of these stories. It was one in Raleigh, North Carolina. Okay. Well, me and my boys almost died.  Yeah. That was too dark. Now, hold on, wait a minute. No, you got to hear why it's legendary, though. Okay, bet. So we three niggas, the Apollo footage, the same three niggas, me and the twins, we went to Raleigh because at the time, that's when you knew who was who in different cities and shit. Yeah. So you know who the crews were or you knew who had dope dancers. So we was out in Raleigh hanging out with some chicks and they was like, yo, let's go to the club. We was like, yeah, we need to go to the club. We want to see who y'all dancers are. So anyway, we in the club and, you know, the club looked a lot like this, but times a hundred.  It was a lot of that. So we in the club all night, we with these chicks, but we would break off and we start siphoning. We dancing, we doing all our flips.  You imagine you in the club, there's three niggas on three different sides of the club. We're on flips. Doing flips. A lot of competition. With MC Hammer Shoes with silver tips on. No, we had this. We couldn't dance in that. They're too slippery. Slippery too.  So you killing them. You going back to this emotion.  So we in they time, we in they club, we ain't never been here before.  And so literally the song, the same song we danced to on Apollo. It's called Hot Music by Soho.  This is like two hours into the club night.  We literally see the whole club follow these other three niggas in a wave. They came right over to us.   He dead.  And the twins is self taught gymnast. They niggas gymnast. They used to flip off their mama house. Self taught. So these niggas looked at each other and laughed. And one of the twins start flipping in one place. Like he just kept rotating. Handspring. Bop, bop, bop, bop. 11 times. Bop, bop, bop. In front of this nigga. We start beating these niggas so bad they were sitting Indian style in the circle watching us with a bunch of thug niggas behind them. The thug niggas was mad that they niggas were sitting down.  So one of them, the twin is out there dancing. One of them starts to swim on the twin.  He didn't even see the nigga.  You mean to try to hit a nigga out of anger and this nigga- He didn't even know he fighting.  Talent.   So out of nowhere, our Bruce Lee Roy kicked this nigga in the back. The twin? No, I kicked the nigga that's trying to punch him. It's all out of there. Cause to me, I'm like, oh, we in a fight now. Cause he's swinging. Somebody gonna swing on me next. Well, I kicked this nigga in the back and he went like this. Ah!  And then security came and, you know, we lived, but it almost, it could have got dicey. Nigga, out of all the stories I ever heard about some niggas dancing, I ain't never heard death being involved.   Nah, nah, we had to get security. And I backed up against the wall cause I was like, if it's gonna come at me, I don't want nobody to- That's the best spot when you get jumped. Yeah, yeah, I was like- It's been jumped before. That's the coldest part about the internet. Somebody in the comments gonna be like, I was at the club that night. Yeah. That's what we already know.  Nigga's gonna have a club name and everything. That was club ecstasy.   No, it really went down like that.  And that day was no up until the niggas up there. I believe it. They did the pop-lock another day. It was a good one. They did the pop-lock another day. North Carolina niggas. What part of North Carolina that was? Raleigh. Raleigh, North Carolina. They was showing Raleigh, Raleigh, Raleigh. Don't you- They Raleigh, yeah. They real niggas. They real niggas. They real niggas. Yeah, they definitely real niggas. They always be real.    They got good barbecue at the airport in there.  They do.  That's Charlotte Airport?  The barbecue spot at that Charlotte airport need to move to Atlanta. That airport is near for Charlotte.   Big, white rocking chairs in the window. North Carolina food way better than Atlanta. You think so?  I ordered macaroni and cheese with collard greens and macaroni and cheese.  You know that?  Can't eat everybody macaroni. No, it don't work like that, Mona. It don't.  Exactly. That's a real point. What's your favorite cheese steak place in Philly? The poppy store, like hood stores. Puerto Ricans, the little bit of English. So it ain't none of the chains. See? Like the Ischicabibbles in the whole house. Ischicabibbles pretty good out of all the tourist spots, but you got a South Philly cheese and you got a North Philly cheese. South Philly is whiz, that orange cheese, North Philly is white cheese. Yeah. Man is, it's hard to catch on. So which is better for you? The white or the yellow cheese? North Philly, fish car from North Philly. Okay. Philadelphia is a rough city. It's a great city. They don't be bullshitting, but they show a lot of love. Yeah. Philadelphia is a warrior.  Hell yeah. I felt so out of place one time I went to Philly. I was in the barbershop and I was sitting there.  And then everybody in the barbershop started praying. I was just sitting there. It's a lot of Muslims in Philly. I'm talking about the entire barbershop, the niggas. Everybody. Muslims, right? All of them.  They got that beard, they might have thought you was gonna get down to work. They did, and I felt like they kind of was disappointed that I did it, man. Sure. The whole mood changed after that. Yeah. Look at this nigga. Man, you down here working in Atlanta? Yeah. Yeah. Comedy theater all weekend. How's that, how's that, how's Atlanta like, respond after seeing the niggas, they've been watching for so long. Because you know, this city, a lot of niggas come here and they can just do the first part and then they leave.  Right. I think we done got a bad rep though. No, that's always love. Yeah. It's always love. I don't play Atlanta that often. You should do. Every time. No, I'm about to be doing more, but.  No, 100%. Any time I'm here, I get love wherever I go. And I've been coming to Atlanta since, since I left North Carolina. So yeah. 20 years. What's your favorite city? I love L.A. That's why I lived there. I love L.A. I love to visit New York. I can't live in New York. It's too, it's too fast-paced for me. It is. I mean, I'll be tired after like 6,000 in New York. Cause you know, they have 40 things once you touch down.  That's one thing about it. When I go to New York, I just, I give up in the middle.   We really need to do everything once. It's a lot. It's a lot for me. It's a lot to do. New York's a lot. Of course, I'm from the South. I'm used to the motherfuckers being that way. It's too much motherfuckers for me. Atlanta's really fast. It looks like Philadelphia. Yeah, the thing about Atlanta is everybody's moving. Ain't nobody really staying in one place too long. But in New York, that's a lot of niggas lingering.  A lot of niggas walking. It's super aggressive. That nigga like trying to fight me cause I wouldn't hit the weed. Like hit the weed, turn it down. He's really offended by that. You don't want to hit my weed, ma? They do get offended by that. New York niggas get offended if you don't even buy their weed. For sure. They'll just give it to you. For sure.  Nah, nigga, relax. Bag dirty.  Like if the bag looked like it's been handled too much. You're cellophane cloudy, nigga.  That mean he been trying to sell it for a long time and ain't nobody bought it. Y'all done got spoiled.    That one's overrated. What? Some of it ain't. I think you just like hood niggas anyway, Monda. So when you like hood niggas, they weed hit better. Any excuse to go down there, you know what I mean? Yeah.     LA got just good weed. Just give me just the house. It's hard to find. Just give me the house, bud.  I like the dispensary weed, though, because a lot of niggas don't leave when you buy weed from. What y'all about to do? But no, this ain't that, bro. Keep it moving, man. That's funny.   Bro, we got enough for us. Ain't nothing extra left over here. That's funny. J.O.N., play me some pimpin'. Man, you want a Capri Sun or water or something? I'm good, man. I'm sippin' my little water. What you want? Capri Sun, let me go.  Get one of them.  Why they don't sell a Capri Sun? By the gallon. Who? You're not listening. Capri Sun. What did you say? Water.   They put, get my bag, y'all. You try to clean that. Bro, we about to switch to Kool-Aid, because we been drinkin' Capri Sun too long and they ain't fuckin' with us, so.    What? Don't believe that. Google it. Fake.  You can't see. That you can't at the bottom. This is doodoo free. Why you think they made the bottom clear? Cause of the doodoo incident.  It's a dead joke. No roaches. My favorite city, Baltimore. I fuckin' Baltimore. Baltimore, July 31st. It's my first time in Baltimore. You doin' stand up? What you doin'? Yeah, I'm doin' stand up. For real?  I fuckin' Baltimore. I'm a comedian. I'ma be in your town on the 25th. Really? Where? July 25th at the Met. At the Met. Mm-hmm. That's North Philly. Young Billy. Atlanta got the best comedy crowds. You think so? But I think we got watered down. Like the old uptown days when they used to boo, that was the best crowd. That wasn't the best crowd. You don't think so? That was stressful. Cause I think if you made it, cause if you made it, you was funny. No. They ain't mean you was funny. They might've just been too tired to boo you cause they didn't boo everybody. I seen a lot of niggas didn't get booed, but a lot of niggas didn't do good either. I came up in them days. Wait, so the crowd was just too tired from booing? Nah, they was saving the boo. The Atlanta crowd be like, who that? Nah, don't boo him. Wait, wait, wait, wait. We got the nigga. We a really boo him. He ain't the worst. That's true. He ain't the worst. He ain't the best, but trust me, you say you're booing and you gonna need your energy for this next nigga. Yeah, Uptown 559. I got booed my second show. Your second show? Second show that we don't count to be. I haven't had a bad night. Soul Crusher. Yeah. That's scary for me. I feel like I should have already. What?  Like I've had times where they like make them laugh, like work at it. But I haven't had a flop yet. You gotta make these people laugh. You get to. Them flops be coming though, don't you? Yeah, got it. I think it's part of the game. How long you been doing it? Three, four years. Oh yeah, them flops. Quick PSA for comedians. If you get booed. Leave. Leave.  Like don't.  I swear. Like drop the mic. Cause they want you to leave. No, no, don't drop the mic. Like comedians will do bad and then they'll come sit. I'm like standing next to you and it's like bad energy. It's like get away, bro. If you bomb, you stay away from people. Stop. Like get away. Bomb's down. Shrapnel. Don't bomb. So finish the set, but then leave the club. No, no, no. Finish the set. No, finish the set. No. No, leave.  Cause they don't want you on the stage.  No.   No, that's you. Freddie. If you feeling it. If you feeling it. I always bring a cousin.  Bill Verde did that one time. He was getting booed and he just started cussing everybody out and they started laughing. That's my plan. But everybody can't do that. I can fight a little bit. And he white. He white. Don't you know the thing? I like to see comedians bomb. We're evil niggas. That is true.   Everybody can do niggas. When I see a nigga dying, I go get front row.  Every nigga? When a nigga's dying, I can stop me.   Damn, that's cool, bloody. That's the evil side. Every comedian know that they like to see a nigga. Cause it's hard, bro.   I'll be like Trey yelling in the alley. Ricky. Yeah, that's how I feel. I don't want to see that from nobody. I get a second hand embarrassment. Yeah, I start sweating for them. Yeah, exactly. Especially if it's one of the dogs. One of the dogs. No, when it's a comedian I know. I'm like, damn. That make it worse. Don't backtrack.     Oh, okay. Because we didn't lie down on the road. Like, niggas would come up to us. And I'm known for giving niggas the mic. Like, they'd be like, yo, I'm a comedian. I'm not right. I'm like, oh, word. High five. Get that. Quick five. Could they really take the mic? Could they be talking? You can die. You can die in three minutes. You can die really in two minutes. Yo, don't they almost every time take the mic, right? Yeah. And I think we've only had, like, maybe one or two that was nice. Everyone else. Yeah, you got to let them niggas get them guests. Oh, niggas did.  Niggas ain't really letting me on. Now I'm really sick. Oh, and niggas tried to stop my career, man. You know that's going on in Graham, for sure. Nah, for sure. I used to host comedy shows. Niggas can come up and bomb and don't have one complete joke. And get off stage and bomb. It was like, yeah, that nigga Carlos ain't bringing me up, right, man? Right. He ain't tell them who I was.  Yeah. Yeah, then the nigga had did two minutes right before I came up. We feel him. So he had, I was, I'm on the whole another vibe.  And then he didn't bring me up right. And the DJ ain't play my song.  So, man. All the bomb excuses. All the bomb excuses.  The niggas handed me a right handed mic, man.  When a nigga bomb, this what the nigga always say. No matter who it is, a nigga be a bomb. A nigga always say, yeah, man. Well, I just came up here to show my nigga, call him some love, man.  Just came up here to show y'all some love, man. Just came to show some love, man. What y'all think about the social media comics? Like, people that camera. This the thing about it? Leave them alone. Yeah, leave them alone. That's, you can't, it's like, somebody is telling all the social media comedians that they have to go do stand-up comedy.  But they going for the bag. I don't blame them, though. I don't blame them either because some of them are making a lot of money. They still be there.  If people wanna book you and you do sketches on social media, the bitches need to know that you coming to do sketches there.  Don't let these people book you for an hour of comedy if you ain't never did a minute of comedy. I show up at these motherfucking schools with a production team. Yeah, we shooting sketches this whole time. I'm gonna need these people over here to put these black t-shirts on.   Man, I'd go to, I'd book these motherfucking colleges and be like, look, I don't do no stand-up comedy.    Why wouldn't you?  I'm a stand-up comedian. I'm not about to let these people say, okay, Los, we need you for the homecoming fashion show.     I like the cuss. Stop hiring comedians and trying to tell them what to say. Hey, could you watch the bitches? What kind of not be some of these bitches in here? Uh, I mean, we're fine with the language. Just don't call them hoes.  It's kids in the show, they holdin' babies.  I feel like that, I'm a lover of comedy. I feel like the comedians I watched coming up told jokes in little clubs for 15, 10 years, whatever. People like me, I went viral from the beginning. So it's like, if I say yo, meet me in Baltimore, they gon' meet me in Baltimore. Yeah, but you gotta do something when they get there. Here's the thing, you get booked for 45 minutes. You gotta do a, that's the contract. A comedy club is 45 minutes, that's the minimum. Or at least tell these motherfuckers, hey, keep it real. I don't do no stand-up comedy. I need it. 45 minutes of comedy. But you suck, take the picture with everybody in it. Give them a reason to love you. Give them a reason to love you. What's that though? Like me, I'm throwing, it's for me, like the street.  Cause niggas ain't callin' me.  Them niggas wasn't gon' call me. You don't need them to call you. Comedy is male-dominated.  And then on top of it being I'm male-dominated, I'm a viral comedian. So the comedians that's local to me, they not inviting or wanting, I've tried. Exactly! They not supposed to. You know how many of these people who you think supposed to call you don't have no idea you even want to do comedy?  You should have told him that.  You've been here from Philadelphia. Yeah, you hear it. You sound like Freeway. Like sometimes you be talking, I think she's gonna give a, like cut the beat, yo. Ain't nobody gonna just be like, you want to open for me? For real? You got, you hopeful? Go out there and do your best and I'll do the rest. But here's what I say about social media comedians, because there's two different things. I agree with y'all, like if you not a stand-up comedian and you get booked to do an hour in a headline, you should be smart enough to not do that. You should do what you're strongest at. You should take $1,000 of that deposit money that they sent you and hire a negative right, you should materialize. No, but like, some I'm gonna do though, some I'm gonna do. But here's the thing.   If you remember it, because you gonna be so goddamn nervous because you're not conditioned for it. It's like having a boxer come in, a professional boxer show you all the punches, but you getting that goddamn ring for the first 30 seconds, you gonna be gasped. Oh, I don't advocate for none of these niggas to be out there and manipulate the comedy game. Because you can't. What I'm gonna say is this, look, there's also the question that I always get. Like, do you think the social media comedians are funny? And my thing is, yeah, there's some who are funny and there's some who are not. The same way coming up in the deaf comedy jam era, whatever era you in, whoever, you know, we supposed to be the realest in the traditional era, there was garbage niggas then too. And there was great niggas then too. So every era, whatever platform you use, there's going to be the good and the bad. If hip hop niggas would have stopped when the 70s band niggas was like, nah, y'all just gonna be a fad, y'all cheating and y'all using our music and y'all just spitting words over it and that's not real music.  That's a fact. We wouldn't be sitting in this room. That's a fact. Because hip hop, even though they didn't like it at the time, now they're getting with it. Now they, you know. And real musicians laughed at them too.    They be having the only fans' girls on there. And some of them are repetitive boring. They be slapping girls on the board or some bad ones. But, I don't like more bad boys. They be getting to touch real boys in them sketches. I actually like to do stand-up.  That was the way for them.    See, I do sketch. I do sketch too. They just get nice, pretty visuals. I do it all. That's the thing, Los.  But you gotta, but it's like, it's almost like the new, it's the new way to do it. But see, they do skits. They do skits, yeah. Well, I mean skits. They're baby sketches. They believe in living in color schools. So we do sketches. They do though. Minutes long. Yeah, that's why me and Spice will do it all the time. Wait, wait, wait. So what's the real difference between the skit and the skit? A skit is a baby sketch, basically. Skit is a baby, exactly. It's like, okay. And less, less work. And it's typically not as funny. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Because that's the thing. It's not as well thought out. For me to do a sketch, I needed to be creative. I needed to be, people call me sketches. I have to be the baby mom.  And we're gonna get put out. Like that's really what people bring in. It's like, for me, I needed to fit me. I would have you be a lawyer. Or a doctor or somebody respectable in the community. With some same nails. Yep. Because it would be so unbelievably believable. I'm scared of them, but I like them. I feel like you could be in a movie. It's like the bus driver with a big booty. Like they'll put you in a movie with some white people.  Black women giving them life advice.  They like that. Go get your man. Exactly. You take over.  But that'll be, hey, it'll be hard. White people love aggressive black women in their face trying to give them life advice. And somebody got to get punched in the face. Why do we love anything we do? We set the tone for everything. The culture. We make things for the world. I'm about to find a way to manipulate racism to my advantage. That's why we all talk about people with big wigs saying no. How can a big wig say no? We create the culture. We control the culture. I think things are changing in that way as well. They mind tricking. We're gonna start tricking white people. They mind tricking you into taking the alcohol.  Just to see if they don't really do it. They're in control of the finance. True.  Do you know it's been our whole plot? Like next winter, I feel like niggas are just dressed like cowboys the whole winter. I'm talking about all the way down. Unannounced surprises.   I like that.   Nigga, we start wearing chicken hats. The next thing you look up, Louis Vuitton chicken hats is 25 hundred dollars. It's just, I don't know, bro. Look at the bodies, look at the bodies. Look at what white women's bodies now. Their lips, their hips, they're like, we already know.    No surgery, no makeup. We're still gonna win. For sure. A thousand percent. For sure. I like me a little slim chicken too.  Bro, it's not even the white man. Who is it?  And what is that?  Tick tock. Whatever it is, nigga, do it. La Crosse. We not being American enough.  White people don't wear their masks. You don't then. You know what I mean? I'm gonna be like, that's right, brother, that's right. You're trying to be strong.   Go to Starbucks, see? I think we should start calling the police on them more now. Man. When they walked by, I locked it up. You got it locked the door. They groupin' up in the park, call the police. It's a bunch of people in this park and they're passin' around a ball, might be stuff or cocaine. But they don't comprehend that. White people don't comprehend that. I'm not talkin' about that.  You will never be able to call the police, so don't ever do that. Nope, nope. I'm just sayin'.   Like you have to be, go get you a registered gun license. Join the NRE. Buy you a truck.  Why don't we get a confederate one too?   You gotta be American, girl. We ain't been American enough. You like it.  You right! Taxes high on the motherfuckers and we need these credit. The only way. That flag is weird.  Fuckin' right.  It don't matter.   I'm gonna stay a nigga. Stay a nigga. And they say I look white. They know I'm not white. They follow me around the store.  That could be across, maybe from across the street. Like, she white? Oh, she's clearly not. Yes.  So, open my mouth. As soon as you open your mouth. I don't even open my mouth. My earrings are big. It's over.  Well, no, they follow you. Cause they like, is she white? The flag is before they mix. That's rude. Why? Cause it is. It's my fuckin' business. Say hello before you say you white. They touch it? Yes, because you can see the fingerprint. Thank you for that. You can do that for me. Hence the name, don't call me white girl. I'm 100% black.  A hundred? A hundred. I have as much white in me as you have in you. I don't have no white in me.  It's impossible.  Hey, you remember him? Did you go to Ancestry.com? You remember him? Do you want to believe him? When he was showing you all his ancestors that died in the war and it was the same motherfucker over and over again. That's what my family looked like.  A bald head. And a granddaddy looked just like me. So there's not a drop of white in you. You know for a fact. First black man on a horse in North Mississippi. My great, great, great granddaddy. Stolen it from the white man. Got all kinds of black history in my family. You ever heard of a Jere curl? Yeah. You don't know Jere last name? What? Miller.  That's hard. I'm a staple in black history, bro. My great, my great, great, great granddaddy was the first black man to put some house speakers in a car.  These random Negro facts. Yeah, random Negro facts. Hell yeah. He ain't family marched with Dr. King too, right? Yeah, yeah. Right there with him. He's solid. He's in the back though. My grandmother was squirted with a fire hydrant on Turner Street. For real? With a hydrant?  My great uncle sold some weed to a couple of civil rights leaders. He wouldn't tell me exactly which ones he just know. He said when they used to come to town that they used to hit him up and he'd bring him to business.  They used to hit him up. He did. He was a plug. In the civil rights movement arena. Yeah, right. They knew who to call. My granddaddy told me he was selling weed since the 50s. They called it hash back then. Reefer. Reefer, yeah. It came rolled up. You get a couple of bucks for five dollars in the paper bag. Jones, he said Jones was a dollar then. Take me back.  You remember Arizona? People like they don't remember that. Around 2004, 2003, we smoked Arizona. It was only Hayes and it was Arizona. That was y'all.  He never smoked. He be dancing. What's up? So no smoking at all.  He gonna live forever. That man dance, do karate.  He the one who got everybody on that flat earth there. Did you drink green shit? Wake up in the morning and do crunches. Nah.  Okay.  But I, Listen to that very well. Do it again.   Okay? No, I'm trying to have some get away. You know, I already talked yourself out of this, Mona.  That's true. You not ridded for me. This nigga don't use microwaves. He don't? He smart, cause this shit's not good for you. He mused that iPhone though. All the radiation is right there.  Right. This nigga don't use the microwaves, man. He don't trust the government. And I don't blame him. I fuckin' love him. You know how much patience you gotta have to not use the microwaves?  It ain't that goddamn long nigga. Toast up? Toast up. You got an air fryer? Not yet. Do you not use a microwave because of the radioactivity? Yeah, why am I gonna swallow radiation? Exactly. Sure, we got phones. Yeah, that's fuckin' us up too. But it's on the outside. Where? And you just gonna welcome.  Right to protect you. And if you break it, you can't get it. That's what I'm sayin'.  Not only do I eat it, I sit and move around and watch it. With some pasta sauce, nigga? It's mixed into the pasta sauce. You drinkin' and eatin', fuckin'... I'm watchin' it too, cause I wait. Like I watchin' a bubble. That's how I know when to take it out when it bubbles.    You ain't never been to jail. No, I ain't ever been to jail. This is a good dude. That's this. This is different for me. You know what I mean? No, he ain't never even been in there. You mean the grilled cheese with the iron? I made fuckin' deep dish pizza. And I like it when it's been fried. I did it a year. Damn! Twice. You did a year twice? I probably came and spoke to you in one of them prisons. I was on the sixth in market. I used to come down there with Charlie Mack, and we was always in the juvenile prisons, talkin' about it. She was in the big girl prison. I'm a grown-ass window.  Take the compliment, nigga. How you make that deep dish pizza in there? Right. Listen, so, you take tortillas, right?  So you do your first layer with your meat and the cheese that you stole from the kitchen. Shhh. Cheddar, then you do another layer. You might do some frying, you know, put some veggies in there.  You in prison? I stole them out of the kitchen, cause I worked there. So you smuggling everything? I put a doble by the cat.  Okay. And it was a good time, you know what I'm sayin'? I hear you. I'm not interested, but I hear you. So you had a...  And it was, it was pretty terrible.   Cause the women had beards there, you know what I mean? Y'all look sharp. But when the last time you heard a female prison story? That's my first one. Just like two seconds ago. This is going to jail? That's the first and the last. People say you too pretty... Mr. People say you too pretty to go jail, so a bunch of...  I was definitely... You leave all the way to the... I ain't that big of a fan. I ain't that big of a fan, yeah. It's a lot of pretty women in jail? It's a lot of gorgeous women. I was in the right position too, I was like...  Every time we try to have a nice little conversation. I seen the women get fisted in jail. No cap, it's jail, what the fuck? What else you gonna do?  Do a couple crunches. You know what I mean? Just passing time. What if it's...  What if fisting? She said let's move on. Now you all know nobody been to jail? So it's women in jail. I was in the same jail as little Kim. Making deep ditched pieces with stolen ingredients. Also him made dildos made out of pens, pads and rubber gloves. What? What? You take pens and pencils as the base. You wrap them around with sanitary napkins so it could be solved. Then you take a rubber glove, put it on top, another one on the bottom and you have you a dildo, sir. If you want to get fancy, you can make your strap on.  Big people be married in jail. Especially the women that have men.  She got a hickey, she says, she broke out.  Like Bruce. Big Bruce. My first celly was like 350 pounds. She was from D.C. And she was a man. She had both lockers filled and she said, you can't get a locker but you're welcome to get whatever. And they used to hold me down sometimes.  Loudly. She got it, man. Big Bruce is the motherfucking man. From D.C. Shout out to you. You watching this.  No, she didn't. In jail, it's always like a family thing. A girl jail. So she was my dad. My dad did a lot of time in jail. So I remember calling him and I'll be on the phone with him. And I'm like, dad, something, something. She's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm calling him, bitch's dad. It was too late. She was already my dad. So you called your celly dad. That was my dad, nigga. We had two lockers. She ordered everything for the room. And we just shared. So how long you been in there? A year.  No, I never dated a woman yet. I'm on my way. It's close, A-V-I. That's not my name, but I mean, I hear it. She called it nigga A-Ron. No, I did not. Oh. I said A-V-I. A-V-I. Your name's not A-V-I? No. What is it? A-F-I-I. Oh, it's A-F-I-I. So I use the F instead of a V. Yeah, there's never a V in that motherfucker. A-F-I-I. I mean, I'm close. I know your name. Oh, you A-F-I-I. Yeah, I got you. When you put a V in that motherfucker, that's not my name. A-F-I-I. I got it. No way. I don't go by that no more. I used to go by Darloff's. It's different. Damn. It's a different letter. It's all good. I just can't believe these women is in there. That's not bad.  They ain't that make it N-P-N-Dicks, man.  But sure, N-P-N-Dicks.  So there's a lot of sex. It's a lot of sex in God jail, too, but you're not gonna believe that. Yeah, that's why we doing our best to stay at that number. Me, too.  I was in jail 10-plus years ago. That's a long time ago. I was a kid.  People make mistakes, fellas. I'm okay on the outside. I like life. Me, too. I haven't been in a while.  Yeah. Everything's contributing.  You know what I mean? So, adobo, salt and pepper is contraband. All that's contraband. Happiness is contraband. Like, jail is terrible. The way they treat people in jail is terrible, too. We have more people in jail here in the United States than anywhere else in the continent. That's why we should treat them.  Yeah, but that doesn't mean that they just get treated.  Your religious rights, you deserve it. But they're making money off everybody here in jail. Exactly. Huge money just to feed them and don't feed them. You don't get an apple. It's been times a whole month. Exactly. It's been times a whole month where I don't have any fruit and vegetables. That's wrong. Y'all making pieces. Deep dish with tortillas. We need to take, we need to pay more attention to the niggas behind the wall, how they're being treated. I think we do. I'm just saying, can you plug us with some of the bad bitches that's in prison so we can start sending them something on the world? You know what I'm saying? I don't feel like just because the- The same part is some of them are still in jail because I was in jail for 17 or 20 years.  I got you. I got a couple names. I'm talking about the beautiful ones that you were talking about. Not the ones that was getting fisted in Bruce and them. You don't want Bruce's information? No. No. Bruce and him get the same lineup from the barber. Yeah, give me the Bruce. Give me the Bruce. Yeah, the Bruce.    Well, we glad you're out here with us this summer. Me too. Man. Last summer too, you seemed like I'm a first home. I've been in jail for 10 years. What was the first thing you did when you got home? Got fucked.   Freakin' here, man. I skipped to it. You imagine you guys were fresh out of jail plus you're on the way? Yeah, we not even getting to the crib part. I ain't done.  I never missed it so much in my life. I didn't realize I liked it so much until I couldn't have it. Hmm.  Your CO's are fucking. Hmm. What?    Extra milk? Yeah. Bitch, you want this vitamin D or not?  Let me make jokes about it, but it's terrible. It's terrible thing.     A lot of weak men like that get CO and cop jobs. Y'all know that, they're weird. 20 years. This is a guy from high school that didn't talk to anybody and people smack the shit out of back and see it every day on lunches. And be like that scene in the state at all when Jada needed the money for the brother college. I'm in a bind, Nate. I'm in a bind, Nate. I'm in a bind, Nate.  That was terrible. You don't want to move her.  That was terrible.  Make you look at your mom different a little bit. You be in that shot with crying.  You know what?  Them ain't your uncles. Your mother got one brother.   You want a hokey? I didn't grow up like that. I didn't grow up like that. But you know who mama got at the worst in the movies? Forrest Gump, mama.  I think it was necessary. School principal fucked. Yeah, she had to do that. She had to do that. She got that nigga some legs.  That there is a legend.  That nigga had polio. You know how bad polio was back then? She got that nigga legs back. She was making him believe that he was. Good part of the game. Forrest Gump, mama was a hokey.  She was a hokey. She did what she had to do.  She ain't never worked. I think she got it.  She didn't know who his father was either. She did. It worked. What she named her Forrest? It worked. I see it worked. Forrest Gump went around the world nigga. Twice. He ran one time.  Successful. All American. All of that mom's cat. Had his mama not fucked that man. He wouldn't have been at that school. Met the president. Never would have made it to the University of Alabama. Ping pong champ. Come on man. Saved 100 people in the war. I was a rod egg.  It's one of those ones that don't, you don't mind watching it wherever you at in life. For sure. It's much more than that. You could be sitting at the bar toe-up and they be like, nigga, they got Forrest Gump on there. Hell nah, that my boy right here. White Lieutenant Dan. Jump out there and be with no legs. Little legs. Lieutenant. He smacked the prostitute. He mad. What? With no legs.  Forrest Gump fell right into it.  Yeah, Jenny.  At the Black Panther meeting. What? Sorry, I ruined your black path to Paul today. Paul today. That's a good piece of cinema. You know who known for big titties now that's black? Zee, Sherry, look. It's this nigga. Look, bro, Sherry Shepard. This nigga went back to an hour and 15 minutes ago. No, cause I was trying to, y'all didn't, I couldn't think of one. But there's still no black woman that has the labor though. No black woman has the labor. As a big tittie, yeah. There's still no woman that's just known for big titties. Yeah, Sherry Shepard. Nah. I don't know who Sherry Shepard is. We know that she has big titties, but what I'm saying is there's no black woman that's known when you say her name. Oh, the tittie girl. Like Dolly Parton. Dolly Parton is synonymous with titties.  He is bugging. Nobody even looks at her tittie area. She's just not that type of woman. I love her, man. I ain't never looked at a whoopie like that. You just don't whoopie don't give you that. Bro, you just can't be out here looking at whoopie Goldberg right there. Don't discuss our titties like that. Brian, you need help, my boy. Don't touch whoopie. That's where y'all draw them. You don't have no, you just swerve with it.  Damn. Hey, this your partner. Who? This guy. This silly. I claim him, man. That's my nigga, but you know, I don't know where his mind be going when he's with the tittie. Look, if you had to, if you had to pick one whoopie Goldberg or Queen of Thieves. We still won. This is crazy. Y'all want this respect? We'll see it like that.  What you want though? Don't even entertain.  Whoopie is hard. Is that a certain point you have to stop? Whoopie or Queen. I'm rocking with the Queen on that one. On which ones you would rather suck? Whoopie Goldberg or Queen of Thieves. Queen of Thieves. Whoopie Goldberg, don't even ask. Whoopie Goldberg love this show, man. Queen Beautiful and Whoopie's Legend. If you can't not do it, man, whoopie. I'm not doing either one. My favorite Whoopie movie is the movie with the white guy. She has a kid by him and she don't really know. Ted Dancin'? Ted Dancin'.   My favorite Whoopie Goldberg movie is Burglar. Ghost. Ghost or something. Mine was Eddie, because I was an extra in that motherfucker. Hey! I was a basketball court side photographer. You can see me, I'm real blurry in one of the shots. It's beautiful. Hustler.  You thought that was gonna be one of the one?  Hey, what was the job you thought was gonna be the one? All of them. No, all of you see? Same thing, yeah. Not when I was doing that extra work, but... But yeah, when I first started booking shit, I thought Def Jam, I thought that was gonna be... Oh, nigga, I'm on now, nigga. I'm the new Chris Tucker nigga. Nope. Gotta work. Gotta work. You gotta put in work. You know what I'm saying? But I'm thankful for every job, though. Every job is a building block. Is that big special, or that big special? Is that the pinnacle for people, that big common special, the hour? I don't know. I don't know which one... I don't know how many pick their favorite. I told you what was one gonna be my favorite. The biggest chick. The last one. The biggest one. The money. I definitely want the special. The formula has changed, though. Back in the day, the formula was Def Jam, get on the... sitcom. And then you go to the movies. That's how it was. It was like Martin, he did Def Jam. Then he did the movies. Then he had a special. Or no, the specials didn't... Well, kind of the same simultaneously. Specials in movies and the other. I don't think Martin, that show gets enough flowers.  Did you see the hoodie? Big homie sent this to me himself. Oh, that's what's on. Yeah. He did.   He came to my stand as special. He sat in the crowd.  Martin Lawrence is in my... It's him, the audience of my special. That's crazy.  Big homie, Stampty. That's crazy. Appreciate it, man. Martin Lawrence. Well, J. Anthony Brown sent me some hot sauce. That's valid. You said that. That's valid, too. Yeah. You got them right. I was running around with some niggas. I be around the legends and shit, too. You stand. You and J. Anthony Brown is the legend, though. You got a club and all that. Hell, yeah. The J-Spot. I used to be the J-Spot.  Watch that now. He wasn't even there. J. Anthony Brown. Yeah. I shot Anthony Brown.  The stage was on the other side. One night I was in that bitch, they got to fighting at somebody's birthday party. Nigga, they told that bitch, uh.  For real.  It was crazy, isn't it? I liked the J-Spot. I liked it, too. One day I got high and I was just walking around.  I was like, I don't walk too far.  I don't know why. I was just walking. And there ain't even no way you need to be walking in it. And I was angry with it. Nah, not over there. But at least if you're on that side and you keep going west, it's a little better than if you go to East. You going to the other side of the poor old park? Anything south of Wilshire is dangerous. I feel like every street is dangerous. Everywhere. Yeah. I just feel like it's a lot of tension out there because they know where to park. Especially in LA. Damn, that's a good theory. Especially.  That's crazy. Right. That's crazy.    Like big honks and cement. That's how we do in Philadelphia. Put big chairs. Sometimes just put your kids in the spot. In LA, you can't park on the street one day out the week because the street's sweeping. So you got to maneuver and find other parking on streets that will allow it.  It don't suck. Isn't it the same day for everybody who's in the alternate days? No, alternate like Monday, Wednesdays.   The funny thing is I live in neighborhoods in LA that don't have street sweeping and the streets are cleaner than the ones that got the goddamn sweeping. This is loud.  The land is pretty clean. It seemed dirty to me. Yeah, sometimes. Depend on what corner you on. Exactly. I didn't visit the hood. That's true. Good.  You're never here, Carlos. I know. I text you, I'm here. You say I'm in Africa. And I'd be in Africa. You in Atlanta or you in Connecticut? That's a bit different. I was in Buckhead. Like that's nice.   It looks pretty nice to me. That's the most dangerous part of Atlanta now. It is. This is me niggas running down the street. There was a shootout. Niggas just shooting at anybody. Shooters caught no motive. Niggas just mad, shooting people as they passed by. Don't. Yeah, Buckhead used to be out there. That's crazy how Linus is the worst maul now. It's the best maul, but it's the worst maul. I got mental detective in there, man. No, not the best maul.  What's the best? Not the best maul. You let me tell you the most slept on maul, the most consistent maul that always came through for niggas in Georgia and no nobody ever mentioned it. West End? Cumberland.   Cumberland had your size when then nobody had your size, niggas. Cumberland came through. Set out the Cumberland. You ain't never really lived in the Atlanta Metro area if you ain't never pulled a little cuter out of Cumberland. Set out the Cumberland maul. Cumberland maul has been holding niggas down. You know, that is the most. I do get it. That is the most slept on maul. Most slept on maul around this time. Because a nigga will tell you to go every other maul about the Cumberland. Man, Cumberland maul got your size. Nigga will tell you to go. There's always some little holes in there that want to be hollered at. You might be buying your business and get stopped. Hey, hey, excuse me, bruh. Bruh, where you from? I ain't from down here.   She doing bad, though, because she living in Cobb County. So she stay with somebody. Cobb County is the best. No, I'm saying anytime you meet a cutie in Cobb County, if she look good and she living in Cobb County, she stay with somebody. Big cousin, sister, somebody.  Because you got a rat out there. This ain't like, it's four people in an apartment.  But it's a lot of people in there, mother.  I ain't got time to break this. No, you're right. No, you're right. I know you're right. Shout out the car. I'm from Cobb. Exactly. Shout out the community. She had you pulling up in Palisbury Road. She stayed with her UNC.  They got a dog only white people have.  What's with Cobb County? She's got a golden retriever.  Damn. I'm gonna start going back out there.  I feel like everybody gonna take this summer and just be single. I feel. Cause we've been in the house for a whole year. I don't know. Niggas is already out. I don't really feel like nobody's committing to none until at least the spring though. Damn. Baby. Spring of 2020. But they're not lonely. Niggas is out. Mingling like a moth. But do you know how many people lost all they holds during this quarantine? I'm talking about everything. Cause she got to know you. I'm talking about the one who said you were never gonna lose her. She gone. I'm talking about, she's somebody fiance, isn't it? How and why? Niggas been laid up for at least eight months. I tell you, you never get to know somebody until you were locked in on some quarantines. That's what I'm saying. A lot of motherfuckers was only able to lock in with one person and lost all they holds. I'm talking about it was worse than a flood.  That's a lot of holds. I'm talking about that was his holds. They just found out who was most important. Quarantine. Quarantine, what, none for you, huh? No, that was shitty.  Don't let her be tricky, bruh. I did quarantine with a nigga for sure. She said her celly was 350 pounds. She was a lookout. That was her dad. You see, man, now you get people to get financial help. He got, I just noticed. No, he got a delay. You can't let that out. Shit come back to him. He had to think about it and then it looped back around this man. Hey, y'all remember we was talking about you going to jail? He's kind of like, I'm back. That's how we got to the city. That's his name. Backtrack. He gonna bring them up again. He still want to know if I hit one. No, my quarantine was full. That's what it's all mean, love. Neither one. I'm talking about nigga. Did you quarantine alone? No.  I did, I did. He got a whole family.  I got a whole family. That's what marriage do to you.  That married life.  Yeah, how's that? It ain't for the week.  If you got a good one, you better work it out. It ain't for the week. 24-7. 24-8. Kids is always hungry. Yeah, they grown. They got to eat. Do you know how to ignore them? Have you mastered that? Oh, yeah. They're master of that. But you know what's crazy?  Oh, man.  They will literally call you broke. I'm talking about, can we go home? They broke. They wifi, they ain't no good.  You got to have internet. You do.  You're hitting that on yet? No. We'll come when the internet on.  For sure. They don't play with toys no more. No, bro. Game to change. Tablets. It's a different world. I have a lesson.  Because I don't want to talk to you either. Love you. How many kids you got, Mom? I have two children. You have some more? Two beautiful children. Do I want more? Yes. When I'm rich, I'll have more. Like three, bop, bop, bop.  Do that. You see these bitches having twins? That's not natural. They paying for them. So? You can pick the hot color, legs, how high, how tall, how short, all that. For real? I'm about to create me one like a creative player. Give me two ball players.  X-ray vision. Kids bring joy to your life. It's like the worst and best thing I've ever did. They do. Like you love them. Like I feel like if you don't think here and there, like, damn, I could have gone and gave her that 350. You don't really let them children. You know what I mean?  Girl parents think about if they wasn't right. Yeah, I'm probably gonna have me some more, too. You want more? Hell, yeah. I might give me some more and some step kids. You planning on having some?  I raised all y'all. How many kids do you have now? One. I feel like I should have had more when I was younger. You don't have that. I should have been out here with six or seven. That's wrong. That's wrong. I'm the only child I'm with. Oh, very, very sure.  I should have been getting these old pregnant bruh. If I would have known I was going to be straight later on. Oh, I would have. Ooh. Damn, that's a fact. Because I know I miss two good baby moms.  I'm pulling. I'm telling them I don't know what they were. I want to just put it in there. Damn. Damn, that's a fact, Los. You've got to have more than one. Only children are aware. Kids need siblings. You've got to have somebody who conspires. I wish I could kill them. I know. You've got to have that person to grow with.   But them only child kids. They love pregnant. That's all the child. I did what he did all my life. I've been spraying on you. Yeah. Oh, OK. My big mama hasn't been probably a little bit nice. And I probably would have got another one. But she made me not want another one. If she would have just been a little bit nice, I probably would have ended up with two. But I'm so glad I did. I'll be looking at niggas with two baby mothers like how, nigga?   I should have had some more. How many you got? I got two. At least you got two. I should have had some more. Damn, I should have had about. I should have had about five. Woo! Because we be sprayed by them. No, no. It's still working, right? It's different now. Don't bother and watch your kids. Mm-mm. No, no. She young. When you young, man, everybody watch your kids.  Now, them kids in the trunk, they all stay all back. Yeah, we should have had some more. I'm gonna miss my opportunity. Should have had some more. They watching. It's downhill now. It is. Now I'm just at the point like whatever. Had some more.  You have to.  I would be so, be so quiet, be so born. I would have like a imaginary class. So I'm in there talking to like 20 kids. And then I would have an imaginary student teacher.   What else I'm gonna do?   It was bad. That's what you weren't wrong in.  You got it. You gotta have more than one kids need somebody to like bond with. Should have had me some more kids. I'm gonna have about. Three. Your pull out game is immaculate. You really pulling out and not getting nobody preggin' on pre-com. For real? So that means you know when you pre-coming. Because you get preggin' on pre-com. Oh, yeah. Hell, yeah. You got to pre-pull out, too.   Who been preggin' up a pre-com? I got preggin' up a pre-com. Yeah. She not sure of that. I'm not sure of it. You know I'm sure of it? Because I don't like cum. What? I don't like to be came in. Oh, my. But you can't control that.  You can't? I can ask for it. Mm-mm. I was like, I'm just meeting the nigga. He know what I don't like. So he's going to pull out. So how do you know it's pre-com? Because he pulled out.  Where's the math? What are we missing here? I don't even know why you want yourself in there. She didn't get nutted up in. Her club didn't get shot up is what she's trying to say. No, the club didn't get shot out, but it was a shoot in the parking lot. Yeah, exactly. That's how I got pregnant. It was a stab in the foot. Yeah. Exactly how I got pregnant. The fight started in the club. Yeah, it was in the club, for sure. It was in the booth. The whole club didn't get sprayed up.   I don't know why I'm in there. Like, I feel like y'all know how somebody can really, like, manipulate or, like, try to ruin your life for so long. So I would be real, like, careful with my come. Because if you, if we, me and you have a sex, right? And we don't have that type of relationship. And they don't pregnant. You say, yo, I really don't want it. To me, a woman should take that in for women, but they don't. Like, a woman knows she went to the baby from the gate.  I love the message that you made. That's why you guys finally wanted her. Who don't want it, too? I just think it's up to you. Y'all need that birth control pill. Y'all need something to be able to protect you. We're straight. Y'all really think we out here trying to live better.  We like to go raw. Y'all need no birth control. That's going to take the fun out of us. I think everybody out here. They take the thrill out of you. Like, well, she's not pregnant.  If there was a pill that you could take, you wouldn't take it? No. No. Really?  I'm going to be, when I'm in the pussy, I'm like, yeah, this didn't know that birth control didn't know drugs.  They don't even make this like this no more. No GMOs, no birth control. I got a file. Put my hand on it.  Keep it to yourself.   I tell certain people. No preservatives. I'll let you know. Thanks. We had a life-skinned baby. That's cool.  I mean, if it was out with my sons of age, I would get it for them, I would put them on it, all that.  I have a lot of male friends. I've seen women do things like that. They didn't even want the baby. They just want what he got or want the situation. I bet you try to force you into that. Ha ha, I'm plot twist.  Thought you had a good baby, daddy.  Nah, man.  Plot twist. I think it's out of there though.  For real, man.   Exactly.  Yeah, you ain't trouble. She's zooming on this gaze.  Damn. Bro, this. She hit you. Blink twice. It's all good. We bring some more kids to the fold, bro. That's what we're doing. It's the summer.  I'm gonna find me two-step kids. Y'all can make kids that keep moving. Now, I'm gonna, I want two, but I want two more.    Thanks. Help her raise them kids. Step dads are cool. Shout out to the step dads, man. Nah, yeah. They are. I'm like, who your mama hugging? My mama ain't got no hug. She been messing with the same man 20 years. They ain't cool, man. Uncle, huh?   Uncle, Uncle Daddy. Yeah. It's a lot of good women out here working too hard. I got a couple stepdaddies in my life. A couple? Mm-hmm. Shout out to mom. I had the same one forever. I'm glad, I'm glad I didn't have to go through that. I had the same one. I had a couple, man. You had wrong with it? Yeah, my daddy was around. You had a dad? I had a dad. She be clapping. That's why you were so successful, bro. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I think you bagged me because you had a dad, nigga. Yeah. Nah, my dad was also. I am better than you a little bit.  You can't make a deep dish piece of it, though. I can't. Not a prison joint. Yeah, but she bagged me. I can't. Yeah. I ain't gonna get you to the top layer yet. I want you to make it in the microwave. That's all we had. Microwave it 190 water. That's the hot water on a unit. If you go down, it's really warm.  I'm gonna come back next week. Come back and then I want one of them deep dish joints. All right.  No pork, though. Huh? I don't eat pork. You don't have to eat it. It's mine. I'm not making you pork. I'm giving you beef pepperoni. Have you had it? It's amazing.  You want pork. If you had pizza in Philadelphia, you had beef pepperoni. But check this out, though.  Nevermind. You should probably on YouTube at this point.  I wanted you to be included.  I'm gonna make the pizza for you.  I don't want pizza, but I ain't. I want you to taste how I taste. I ain't asked about all that.  I'm like, ooh, I wonder what this kind of pizza I like to taste like.  I know the ingredients I want on my deep dish. I've been to Chicago. I'm gonna try that Philadelphia is a Muslim city. Yeah, it's a lot of Muslims. I'm a Muslim. Ain't no pork in this one. Don't just pick and choose when to be Muslim.  You was following the law then.  But I'm Muslim. I think that's why. Your whole legs is out.  I went to Zuma. I went to Zuma Friday. I didn't know you came. Got nails, tattoos. Yes. Smoking bloods. And children. Out of wedlock. Out of wedlock, yes. What? You know you can't touch the women when they're on duty. She hugged me when I walk in here.  I didn't know that. You can't do what? You can't hug the women. Or you can't, you know what I mean?  When I went over there to Dubai, they still be trying to flirt. They be looking at the nigga, they be like, You're not supposed to make eye contact like that.  You're not supposed to do that. You went to Dubai? I went to Dubai. Yeah, scary as a motherfucker. What is it?   Could you smoke weed there? No.  Uh-uh.  You gotta buy some street food. They got some niggas over there that's so black. They look like they blue. They bright beautiful.  Ew, yup, black, yeah, yeah, you black, not me, yeah.   Their colorism goes in every difference, not just black people.  Some of them niggas were so excited to see me, though.  I could pull up at the gas station, they got these dudes who just pumped the gas.  They got gas pumpers in them. I got out the car, and it's like, Carlos Wallinghouse, some brother, some brother. They pump your gas in New Jersey, too. I don't know. By law. They pump your gas in New Jersey. I ain't never had to buy gas in New Jersey. You never been to Laney City? Yeah, I got a show coming up there.  Well, you're doing better than me, nigga. I ain't never been to Dubai. What you mean? I ain't ever been to Dubai. How is that doing better than you?  You went over Eddie Murphy house. You went over Eddie Murphy house. I was telling us about Eddie house. This nigga said Eddie Murphy living in a castle, bro. Did you tell Eddie Murphy about me, bro? That's how niggas are. You did? Come on, man. As long as you did. Because my nigga did. Nab did the whole movie with him. You didn't even tell Eddie Murphy that.  It's too niggas' way for me to tell him about you. But you know me too long. I ain't never been a hater. Word. I spread love. Word. I can't look. Eddie's a known boxing fan and he had these big boxing viewing parties at his crib.   You know what I mean? They're walking out and that's his house. He's still lived there and that motherfucker Zamunda. Zamunda Castle. So the first house is his house. The Zamunda Castle?  That's his house. Oh. I ain't know that. My son works? Where does he now?  Believe me. I've tied my own shoes once. It is an overrated experience. Let them wait. I'm talking to my son.  Legendary. What'd you think about the second one? I think that you can't follow a classic like that. I agree. It's just, just leave it alone. You cannot sequel everything. But again, Eddie always gonna be the goat. I got a painting of that nigga on my wall so I'm always pay homage. Is that your favorite comedian? Yeah. Who's your favorite comedian? Carlos Miller. Who's your favorite comedian? Pryor. Pryor too, but I like Alive. Alive? Yeah. Earthquake. David Chappelle for me. It was Pryor, Paul Mooney, but they're going. I'm a huge Paul Mooney fan. I have a goal of making niggas walk out like he did. Paul Mooney is fine. I watched Kobe Brandon like, I'm my own fan. That's hard. I'm the goat. That's hard. I'm the Mamba mindset. If you don't believe me. I believe. Let's book a show and use prove it to me. You gotta beat me.    Go get whoever. That's how you supposed to think. Whoever you want to get.  When I get to heaven, I'm gonna follow some of them niggas.  I'm the truth too, nigga. You're funny. I was up at Jesus's last weekend. Nigga, I got a standing o' two, nigga. Yeah. That's hard, bro. Yeah.  Who's your second favorite comedian? One of these niggas. You know, one of them. Whoever.  Damn show dump.  Whatever. A lot of the niggas don't like me no more, so. You been made it.     You gonna always be that island and that's what you, you content with that. Exactly. As long as you content, you can always have peace. Peace was a motherfucker. Because you don't need no other island to come join your island. You good. Good. That's exactly how I like it. This game will break your heart if you believe this shit, man. Back for sure. Don't let them take your motherfucking heart. That's why you see niggas out here going crazy right now because they be thinking that, hey, this the one. And then when that one ain't the one, they don't have no backup plan. Especially when you're not like, I mean, people, you know, people with some people are really trying really hard. It was, like I said earlier, it was comedy college at Warm Daddies in Philadelphia. You could pay five second dollars to learn. To me, you can't learn how to be funny. That's more of preparation, though. I mean, or maybe timing or whatever, but some of these people- Can somebody check on the chicken please? Some of these people just, you don't have a funny bone in your body. Something is just not, it's just not it for you.    Do you have a herringbone on your side? Yes, I do. And look at the chain matches. It's black on. She a queen of the hood, bruh. She making up for that time she spent in the hole. Yeah. She's a queen of the hood, bruh.  Yeah, bruh. Damn, you like it? She used to date a drug dealer nigga and he gave her that. I'm not mad at it. I'm actually not mad at it. The chain was bigger and it broke, so she made a- She made a link? A link lid? You remember they used to pop chains and snatch her herring, too?  No, I said remember when they did. In the early 90s, that was the thing. People would snatch your pocketbook, you know what I'm talking about? I tried to stay away from that life.  And snag, I don't champ him, no. I just smoke him.   I don't do that. What? I just smoke him. I think that's something. Ain't that like the sin? Why you judging me? You supposed to freak the black in my eyes, I thought. And make it pull a better sin.  You got flat shoes, man, bruh. Your shoes is too flat. You're not even about that life. Yeah, niggas that wear shoes, no socks on them. Niggas that wear reds, smoke raw paper. Yeah, I got no socks on them. That niggas happy in life, when he gave up. I'm happy to go with a K.L.S. movie. He just be out here with his niggas with no socks on them. I like it.  These vans, where you doing post office? We done wrote on his shoes, man. Vans, it goes together. You feel me? Yeah. You got like a hard way to move up with a stick. I'm letting him wear shoes with no arches, nigga.  Generally, any stick that you could fold and dance. He a flat-footed beast, and I don't get in his motherfucking way.  He wanna be cold, bro. He cold. I think the nigga gotta be recognized as a cold nigga, though. Keep doing your thing, Brandon Lewis. Thank you, dawg. Don't never let this be the last time you come to the trap. Yes, dawg. What can they find you at? He from the A. You can find me on Instagram. Who is Brandon Lewis? New season of Roast Me. I host Roast Me on all-dev-divs. New season, I came to Atlanta. I got all my dogs. You didn't get me. So now I know I ain't your dog. Now I know I ain't your dog. You are my dog, but you ain't open love. I could have did something. I could have came down there and said, you know, this is my dog. Shit just coming down here to show love to the brand.  But I got set it off. You don't worry about that. I got set it off, y'all. If it doesn't look, let's go. All right, go ahead. Thank you.  I got set it off. You gotta get these niggas a hard time, bro. No matter what you had in life. I know your rhythm. I know your rhythm. Yes, please tell them what your only fans is. Okay, well, don't call me white girl. I don't have only fans.  Ask me in the DM for a question. I feel a lot of judgment coming off of you. I don't even know all of you. I don't have a question.  No! I'm trying to be polite with you. You don't post the West Sacks all the time.  But I ain't judging you about it. I like it. I like the aesthetics.  I'm in the jail, smoke blacks. Anyway, I got a show in Baltimore, July 31st. Okay? I'm on Jasmine Sellevins album. I'm gonna hear her talk about my daddy issues. Terrible. You should go check it out. I love Jasmine Sellevins. She's the best. She's gorgeous. She can sing. She's amazing. She's vegan. Wait, she was on a new album? I'm on a new album. Hotel, Sam. I have a hotel. Check me out.  And I have something really big coming out that I can't talk about, but it's really a show. Okay. All right? This is lit for me. You know what I mean? Try and get these kids up together. I'm not mad at you. Listen, you can't be. It's out there to snatch purses. You know what I'm saying? What's next?  Producing TV shows. Oh, you had Joe's show? Yeah. What else do you do, really? I do everything. I'm up the mindset of no limitations. That's creation. We got 85 South Media. We got our own media company. We got our own record company. We got our own studio. We already take the tile of hair, remember? Y'all are the blueprint to what a lot of niggas need me paying attention to. You niggas are? Yeah. All right. No, I'm serious though. Like, y'all are the blueprint of taking an opportunity and making a business out of it. Making an enterprise, a multifaceted, multi-branched business out of it.  Bro, that's why we've been trying to tell these motherfuckers.  Who? All these people, bro. We legit over there. All white people.  But no, I... Because they steal so much content from this show. Without you saying any names. They steal?  Y'all making your own bread on your own. People gonna steal anyway. But just how I look at that, right? People have been stealing my YouTube videos. They steal my IG lives. And they put them on all kind of pages and they get their revenue shares.    But now y'all are promoting my name as if my face was on the side of a van or a car. But I mean, that part I'm okay with. I would just a clip of me talking on the podcast a year ago just with viral.  Oh, wait. That's what I want to know. How do you feel about a motherfucker taking your bit and just seeing it out their mouth? You know what I mean? I've had niggas take the pepper ready to dig ready.  You got to run up on people like that. That's what I feel like. You got to have that conversation. If someone's taking your material, I'm talking about something different. That's why I'm trying to sue the internet. The media. Seriously though, I feel what you're saying. You got to get like these record companies. These motherfuckers got so much fingerprints and they music that. And that's who I'm talking about. Them people.  I get it. Yeah.   You see somebody doing a Carlos Miller bit. It's all in the comments. You stole it from Carlos. The people see. They talk about it. You know what I mean? I appreciate them people. We appreciate it all. All I'm saying is there are a lot of people out here with great material. Still some of that. You have to use all of mine.   And it's still going to be funnier. That's the thing. They got it all. Stoned everything. Took everything. I ain't got nothing left. Stoned my boy. They stoned my new boy.  Majority. Caving you, ma. Yeah, they coming out. There's going to be 50 deaf niggas in this nigga DM.  You see it. And they got to send you videos so you can really feel them. There's going to be a silent protest.  You know what they're really going to do? The fake sign language is going to really make them mad. Yeah, we love the deaf people. We love y'all. They didn't hear you. ABC. Y'all can take a joke, too. Y'all can take a joke. They didn't hear you. I know the alphabet sign language.  Oh, rim, rim, rim. Oh my god. Rim, rim. Oh god, yeah. I don't have one. Really? No. See?  That's what I've been saying. No, it's not even about... For me, it's just... Impressions are one of my tools to get the job done. You know what I mean? I'm not an impressionist.  What's the fan favorite people ask for the most? Oh, Jay-Z. Y'all about to say it's Hove, man. They always ask Jay-Z. But recently, they started asking more from Maya Angelou. Well, Denzel, you do Denzel, too. No, I don't do Denzel. I do a version, but no. That's Jay-Z. Chris Rock. Chris Rock. Yeah, Chris Rock, yeah. But no, Maya Angelou, Maya got bars. Y'all niggas on... Y'all... She was one of the original MCs.  Shorty, I'm there for you anytime you need me. For real, girl. It's me and your world. Believe me. The world is me. The world is me. It's the world. The world is yours. It's mine, it's mine, it's mine. It's crazy. Whose world is this? I would think she was sleeping. Still girl, it's yours, Carlos Miller. That's crazy. Carlos Miller, look at you and I'm talking to you. I can't. The world is yours. Stop, man. You're in Highland.  With blue waters floating all around your sand.   And I salute thee. And still I rise. I rise like a phoenix. How does it happen?  My guy. What time is it? I got a piss. We gotta take a picture. Let's do it. Sit back down. Let me see it.  Sit back down, please. Come on over here, titties. Now you keep scooting over here, but get closer, like we know each other.


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Hey, what is going on? Welcome back to another video and to the latest Rugby player I can never get it right. I can never get it right Rugby player receives subscriber started no rugby player received fan starter pack from a subscriber welcome back Okay, guys. Here we are Raymond Knight Jr. From Houston, Texas has sent me my latest Christmas present today's date is the 7th of December as You can might you might be able to see it yet 7th to December So that means we've got a cool 18 days until Christmas now. I'm not going to get any presents, but it seems Well, it seems though. I will just not from family. That's all although I do. I you know, I treat you guys as family, man I really do I God I've put so much effort into this YouTube channel recently Probably for the past three years straight for the first three years of having it.  It's been hustle every single day I've been thinking of either thinking of video ideas shooting videos editing videos every single day for the past three years And here we are. I've developed that connection with with my audience enough. I guess for them for it to warrant You know then wanting to send me stuff, you know, it's it's it's been amazing It's been an amazing ride, especially this last few months and if you guys have been here for it If you if you're new here Thank you if you've been here for three months. Thank you if you've been here for six months Thank you.  Okay, but regardless of that Today today's video is dedicated to my man Raymond Knight, Jr. from Houston, Texas he's dropped a cool 35 bucks on I'm getting this over the seas from from the US to Australia and here to Alice Springs Which is right in the middle of Australia. And I just want to say just for your own records He's seen this on November the 14th, and I received it on the 5th of December so that's you know, probably almost three weeks And that's what you get when you you live here in Alice Springs, but it's all good It's all good. So without further ado. I am going to open this thing like a kid on Christmas I've never get sick of it.  I'll be honest I'm not going to open it just yet Some days I grab these these packages, you know, there might be one or two or whatever and I get home, and I'm just not in the space. I'm just not in the headspace. I'm not in that right mood to Open them but also to Make a video about it because for me to turn on the camera sit down and actually be engaged really engaged with you guys Which I have to be 110% I need my brain and the things that I'm worrying about which happen all day every day.  I can't I can't be present I can't be a hundred percent, you know with you guys and that comes across when I make the videos and some videos I Will stop halfway through and and think nah I just can't do it and that that opportunity for that video is gone So when I can't do that halfway through opening a package, can I because you know, I need it to be that genuine a reaction I need it to do it just in one take and I know I want more than anything for you guys Who's who've shelled out the money who bought me stuff sent it over here. I want you to feel as Though I appreciate it and I can say I appreciate it a hundred times over, but if I'm not there Then it doesn't it just it doesn't it might come across all right You know, I might be a good actor, but it doesn't feel right inside. So today. I'm here. We're ready to do it All those worries.  I'm not efficient in life I can't do nothing if I've got all that stuff in my head and not down on paper. So that's what I decide to do I write it down. I can tick it off, especially with the whiteboard. It's fantastic. You do something. You just rub it off Anyways, that's enough rambling. Let's get into this. I want to say once again. Thank you so much. It's Christmas It's Christmas for me man.  What do you got? What do you got for me, mate? We've got a CD Or a DVD that's the first one I've ever got. Wow. Look at this. Okay. We've got a letter as always makes you gonna I'm going to just fold that like that and we'll read it at the end okay, because I'll give you my my genuine reaction to whatever comes up. Okay It's all bubble wrapped my man knows how to pack a box Okay Now before looking at this, I believe this is a cheesehead and I think the cheesehead comes out At Seattle games is it? Or it could be packers games. I'm not sure but We've got we've got some cheese guys Cheesehead. Yep. Oh, it's a cosy a cheesehead cosy. Would you look at that? It must be Have I got a can I think I do hold on a sec Man that bear with me guys But we had to try it out. Cheers Great. That's just funny. That's classic, mate. Thank you. Thanks for that What's this my first ever disc In one of these packages the ice ball NFL's greatest games 1967 NFL championship Green Bay Packers vs. Dallas Cowboys 73 minutes long the ice ball return exchange policy in order to return this item for cash or credit It must be unopened if it is defective you may only exchange it for the exact same item So someone's bought this they must have bought it from like NFL films or something and I can only return it for cash or credit if it's not opened well We got no worries about that because She's open. I'm assuming you might want me to do a reaction to this and I look forward to it, mate Green Bay Packers. I think the cheesehead must be from Green Bay Okay, so we've got one Bear cosy or Diet Coke in this case and one Ice Bowl DVD What is this?  I know something's gonna happen guys We've got a switch We've got a switch something's gonna happen. What is it? We've got batteries in there We've got batteries, but I think they're flat, but it's okay. So we've got a pack is um Firehead football that's what I'll call that. Okay. We've got something interesting there. I'll leave that to last Football cards Packers pro shot did he order all of this stuff? From the Packers pro shop and then it got sent to me from there. Did it? No, did it did it come directly from the Packers pro shop? I don't know. No, I don't think it did it's got a letter in there What do we got here man? Bubble wrap this I'll tell you why having these in my hands in the little plastic covers reminds me so much of My childhood because I was obsessed with trading cards and it wasn't football. It wasn't baseball. It wasn't basketball It was Well, it started with Pokemon then it went to Dragon Ball Z and then it finished with Yu-Gi-Oh, actually remember Yu-Gi-Oh guys, Yu-Gi-Oh You know the one Dragon Ball Z come on. Yeah Pokemon I'm not gonna I'm well actually I've got one But it's higher Squirtle squirtle, but it's higher, but it's higher. Yeah. No. Anyways, that's enough of that Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle, but it's higher. What do we got Green Bay Packers? Legendary legendary football cards guys Let's get into it. What do we got Reggie White? Well, you all know Reggie White. He had 198 sacks in his career Insane this must have been brought out in 1992 Worth keeping Donald Driver 2009 card Donald Driver the type of receiver who doesn't need much time to get warmed up once the season kicks off Driver was in top form early in 2010 the 35 year old accounted for the Packers first touchdown of the new season Coraling Aaron Rodgers six yard scoring pass with the Eagles in week one He's a wide receiver James Lofton Wide receiver for the Packers now this one looks old 1983 What 1963? Let's say 1963 No, 1983 Brett Favre a Prestige prestige card guys got the silver silver logo up there quarterback six foot two 220 Brett Favre. This must be his 2001 card Where he had 3921 yards passing yards Aaron Rodgers 2010 Panini threads it says fuck he looks bit younger and he had 3922 yards this season AJ Hawke AJ Hawke, what do we got Hawke has never missed a game Up until 2010 playing an all 64 contest with 62 start since being drafted fifth overall out of Ohio State in 2006 He led Green Bay with ten tackles including a season-high three tackles for loss in a 31-3 win at Cleveland in week seven Jordy Nelson big Jordy One of the first white Wide receivers I'd ever looked at right Jordy is a simple guy He watches nothing but ESPN on TV never goes to movies owns an empty iPod and drives a pickup truck Lady however things have gotten more complicated. Thanks to his newfound notoriety Something that is bound to happen when a part-time player suddenly comes from nowhere to catch nine passes for a hundred and forty yards in the Super Bowl Well, I'll be damned Jordy Nelson and last but not least Greg Jennings Greg Jennings wide receiver for the Packers 2010 in His first four seasons from 06 to 09. He had 246 receptions for 3957 yards at an average of 16.1 yards per reception 28 touchdowns That is not a bad career so far. I wonder what he's done since anyways guys look at that Beautiful, I'm gonna put them right right here for now Right there and last but not least Look at this That is gonna look nice on my shelf. That's for sure a Full-sized football with a display tee Lambo field Lambo field holding with the Green Bay Packers is the longest tenured stadium in the National Football League Built in 1957 Seating capacity has expanded nine times from 32,150 to its current 81,435 I'm gonna stop doing the accent. Sorry guys. I hope you don't I hope you didn't take offense to that. Oh, yeah look at that That is gonna look perfect up there So it's it must be a well all of this stuff must be from the prep Packers pro shop Right there packed with green and gold pride by your personal packer Margie C Thanks, Margie Appreciate it really do So I'll read the whole thing Dedicated as City Stadium So it was called City Stadium first on September 29th, 1957 the team renamed the facility Lambo Field following the death of EL Curly Lambo Which he was the I think he was the founder of the Packers is that right the Packers But here we go the Packers founder and first coach Lambo Field ranks as one of the most recognized venues in all of sports I can't cannot wait to get there Matt.  They have 24 players in the pro football Hall of Fame. That's insane All right guys, what are we gonna do? Do you think I should have my drawing up there? I'm not even sure man. I Thought it was kind of cool, but you know what? This is cool Fantastic. All right, man. Shit. Oh Better take a drink Better take a drinker. Let's get into this letter Okay, here we go My favorite part of the day of Video Jacob. I'm a huge fan of your YouTube channel Thank you Thank you, man. I'm from Texas, but a huge Packers fan. My girlfriend loves her Texans, but also likes her Packers So she loves Texans, but likes Packers. Okay. Here are some Packers merch We certainly did that hope you enjoy and one day get to see my Packers play the ornament lights up Does it though? Keep up the good work the ornament lights up When does it light up? Honestly, I think the batteries might be flat. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt on that one The ornament lights up keep up the good work signed Raymond night Raymond night PS. I also have a YouTube account Come check it out Well, there you go TX US MC 69 Here's your shout out bruh anyone want to go check him out before I do please do but I'll tell you what in the next video we will be checking out Raymond night and Here he hasn't actually said any particular reactions but I Guess my reaction is going to be to your channel buddy, and I can't wait So we're gonna call it there. Yeah, it's giving me this DVD. Isn't it? I think I might have to watch it I will look at that. I will watch that 73 minutes long 1967 NFL Championship Packers burst the cowboys the ice bowl if they played an ice or snow that some well It's to be expected, but I I don't know if I'd be able to do that anyways guys If you have enjoyed this video hit the like button I'll see you back here shortly to react to this guy's channel Raymond's channel and Also watch that ice bowl, but I'm gonna have to like I said at the start of this video You know you have to be in the right mindset and for that to be over an hour long For me to be you know up in it and on and watching it with you guys and interacting and stuff. It's It may may require a couple of days preparation and in which case You'll see the video when you see it, but I'm sure that won't be too long So anyways guys like I said like the video if you like it I've said it all that ball looks nice up there, but I do like the drone. So hold on just before I go This is the Rams hat that's signed by old young blood So we are we're gonna we're gonna keep we're gonna What are we gonna do put that there? Right there and Just like that Perfect Okay, guys. I'll see you in the next one Last but not least cheers


I am about to get my comment off, my tweet off, my reply off, and I'm gonna let them have it. So I think this is what happened to Rashal Bateman, but I think he just got so frustrated with what people have been saying that it was kind of grammatically incorrect. But Rashal Bateman, we still get your message. Yeah, this feels like a dream. No jazz, what I made. What I made. You too, Tim, keep it clean. You see my boy, he like got him made it. Got him made it. Wood and white and gray. So, Tim, keep it clean. What's going on? It's Aang Graven here with another video, and in this video, Rashal Bateman, he is speaking up for the Ravens wide receivers. Now, before we get into what Rashal Bateman said, I gotta give a special shout out to all of y'all, Team Keep It Clean. Thank you for watching. Thank you for 54,000 subscribers and slowly creeping up on 55. Shout out to Terrell Suggs. But I love y'all. Shout out to the Team Keep It Clean patrons. If you want to become a Team Keep It Clean patron, you can go to patreon.com slash engravingvids. And if you don't want to, you can just stay right there. But I love y'all so much. Now, somebody else who we got a lot of love for too is Rashal Bateman. And of course, this off season, it's off season old man. There's been so much talking. There continues to be so much talk about the Ravens and their situation at wide receiver. You know, there was a lot of talk from that situation on off-run over here because we've been talking about that for forever. And this was before Hollywood got traded. So then after Hollywood got traded, the talk heated up that much more and it got that much more significant. And then of course, when he was traded, I was thinking, okay, at pick 23 are we going to take somebody? Then they were like, no, we're going to trade down. Then they picked 25, are we going to take somebody at receiver? Okay, no, they were like, oh, no, no receiver there. Okay, cool. Then the second round came around. I was like, okay, this is going to be the one. Then they picked a job. I was like, okay, cool. Then the third round came around. I was like, okay, this is going to be the one. But then they did not pick a wide receiver. Then when it got to fourth round and later I was like, oh, ah, are they going to take one? But at the same time, if they take one, I already know what the results are going to be. So they didn't take one. They did sign a couple of undrafted rookie free agents and we still got some more to talk about on the channel to go over, but they haven't brought in a veteran. They haven't made any trades. And they had been talked that they've been interested in different receivers, but nothing has come to fruition. Most recently, the talk was that they were interested in Jalen Riga from the Eagles. I know a lot of people are glad that that didn't go through. But there was also a lot of talk that they were interested in Jarvis Landry. And then of course, we know what the results of that were as well. So the question has been, what are the Ravens going to do at wide receiver? We've asked the question on here a lot. Of course, whenever we have a guest on here, we ask them to just to get their point of view. But Rashad Bateman, he has been hearing a lot of the talk, but somebody, and that's somebody, Adam Newman, he actually tagged Rashad Bateman and he posed a question in an article. It said, Rashad Bateman on the cover of ESPN.com right now. Can the Ravens win now with the current wide receiver corpus? That was the question that he posed. And Rashad Bateman, he quote, tweeted that, man, we can and we will. Y'all talk much. I think he meant y'all talk too much. But again, we get exactly what Rashad Bateman was saying in his tweet. And this has been a legitimate question, a legitimate question. I asked the same thing too. Do you feel right here right now with the Ravens wide receivers that they can win with them? Some people feel yes. Some people feel no. Some people feel, hey, I'm not sure, but let's give it a shot. Some people feel like, hey, I'm not sure, but no, no, no, let's not give it a shot. Let's go get something proven. And it is a really good question. It is. But Rashad Bateman here, he is backing the Ravens receivers. And he is not the first wide receiver to back the Ravens receivers and the guys that they got. Because if I take you back a couple of weeks ago, Hollywood, he did the same thing. And he said that he was speaking up, not only for him. He wasn't just talking about the issues with the system only for him, but he was speaking up for the other guys too. Because he said that we got some guys, like we got some receivers that could make some stuff happen, but they just weren't used like that. Who let that be known when he spoke to Brandon Marshall from I Am Athlete in that interview? So this is the second time that this is happening this off season, where somebody's letting them be known like, hey, we got it. And I mean, why wouldn't he say that though? Why wouldn't Rashad Bateman say that? Because I mean, he's one of the receivers that a lot of people are talking about. But I think when it comes to Ravens receivers, I don't think many people are really questioning if Bateman is gonna be good. I don't think that's the thing.  Now, of course, Rashad Bateman, he still has a lot to prove himself. He really does. And him and Lamar Jackson, they've clearly been working together. Lamar Jackson, James Proshay, Lamar Jackson and Benjamin Victor. And I'm sure Lamar Jackson probably been working with other receivers too in videos that we haven't seen because remember, something that you have to always remember, social media is only what the player wants you and allows you to see. They could be doing less work than what you see in the videos or they could also be doing more because not everything goes on and not everything even has to go on social media. But right now, as it stands, as this current Ravens wide receiver roster is, they have a lot to prove, a lot to prove. And they have a lot of youth right now and excessive amount of youth at the wide receiver position. And not only youth, but a lot of inexperience as well. Rashad Bateman going into his second year. Tyler Wallace going into his second year. James Proshay going into his third year. Devon Duvenay going into his third year. Benjamin Victor going into his second year, I believe. And then they got some undrafted, excuse me, rookie free agents. They obviously in their first year in the NFL. That's a lot. That's a lot to deal with. That is a huge transition. And as it stands right now, right here right now on May 18th at 10.23 a.m. Eastern time, by the way. Shout out to y'all. The Ravens, they don't have much experience at wide receiver on their roster. Now, again, the expectation is that they gonna bring somebody in. And you got to think that because of everything that's been said and everything that's also been attempted to be made happen. They were apparently interested in Jarvis Landry. They were interested in Jalen Riga. You're not just interested in those guys. If you like what you got already, then why would you be interested in that? Now, something to think about. Something to think about, which is a really significant. And it's a very, very good, it's a great question as a matter of fact. Ravens knew from a long time ago that Hollywood wanted out. So if the Ravens knew that Hollywood wanted out, why did they not address the wide receiver position earlier, whether free agency, whether a trade earlier for somebody? Why didn't they address it early if they knew Hollywood wanted out? Because I feel like we always talk about, people always talk about how Ravens are just this team that's always thinking ahead. They always extra prepared for different situations. But why did they not address that? Oh, and Calvin Austin, that was another one that they were apparently interested in but then Stiller said, ha, ha, ha, no, no, no, no, no. Nope, you ain't getting it. But why didn't the Ravens take care of it? It would lead a lot of people to believe, man, do Ravens believe in their guys? Do Ravens believe in the guys that they got already? Could they? I don't know, only time will truly tell because the Ravens, another thing that's been talked about a lot when it's come to receivers and potential receivers that the Ravens could add at this point, a lot of people are talking about cap cuts. And with the cap cuts, I just, you could get somebody from that. And the Ravens have done that before with different players at different positions. But I just wonder like, one of the biggest things for a quarterback and a receiver that just helps them so much is chemistry. It's chemistry. If your quarterback and receiver have chemistry, that just, it does wonders for them. So I wonder if they were to get one of these cap cuts, whoever it could possibly be. What would the quality of that wide receiver be? But another thing, the timing, the timing, would the cap cut be after training camp? Would it be before training camp? If it's after training camps, then it's like, all right, boom, hey. The pre-season is here or it's done and there could be a lack of chemistry between Lamar and that wide receiver. So how much of an impact could that wide receiver have? And not saying that they couldn't build chemistry because they obviously could, but me personally, I would want the Ravens to go into this thing, go into the season with Lamar knowing his guys, his guys knowing Lamar vice versa because it helps so much and it makes the process that much smoother. So if they are to get a receiver, I would love it to be sooner rather than later. But I do know, again, they love going through those cap cuts. See, any diamonds in the rough here, any good leftovers here. And sometimes it's worked out, sometimes it hasn't. It's just a gamble, it's a gamble. But I do respect Rashad Bateman for saying what he said and speaking up about it. But now it's just about showing it. It's about showing it. And of course, we wouldn't expect him to say, no, we can't win and we won't. No, of course, he ain't gonna say that. Of course he ain't gonna say that. But now like these Ravens receivers, they have a lot to prove, a lot to prove. And it is the one position for me personally, and I know for a lot of other people too, but I can only speak for me personally, it's the one position where I'm just so lost. I'm so lost on how the Ravens are gonna go about this. What they're gonna do there? People have talked about potential trades for some guys and a lot of the names that I hear, I'm like, ah, I just, would that really move the needle like that? Nah, I don't really think so. He talked about signing some potential guys and I'm thinking, oh, oh yeah, it could, will they stay healthy? I don't know, man, but hey, they could. Then they talk about rolling with the Ravens guys and I'm like, oh, well, they could do that. There's a lot of unproven in them, but hey, is that enough for a Super Bowl? And then I always hear the, oh, but hey, look at what we had in 2019. Look at what the Ravens had in 2019 and injured Hollywood, Miles Boykens, Seth Roberts, Willie Snead. You're telling me the recurrent receivers that we got right now? They're not better than what we had in 2019? And I just, to me, it just, every time somebody says that it always sounds like settling. It always sounds like settling. Like, all right, our group back then, they weren't none special, so we at least better than that, right? Cause that's what it sounds like to me. And then when you talk about wide receivers, people, they be like, oh, Mark Andrews, we got Mark Andrews. He's used as a, Mark Andrews is not a wide receiver. He's a tight end. He was the best tight end in football last year and he catches a lot of passes for sure. He is not a wide receiver. It's different. He's a tight end. He's one of the best in the game at his position, but we talk about wide receivers. So it's a different conversation. So we'll see. We'll see what happens. Ravens they know and they love keeping it interesting. And I appreciate that about them. They always keep it interesting. Ravens are never this boring team to where it's like, oh, well, yeah, we ain't got nothing going on in his office. You know, just keep him a note on all Ravens. Oh, they always have something going on. But this, I'm just genuinely curious to see how this thing at wide receiver goes. The confidence that Rashad Bateman put in his guy there and publicly put into his guys. I love that though. That is mentality of an alpha. That's somebody who's willing to step up to the plate because he knows what people been saying. Like he's a young dude with social media. He knows what people be saying. Sure, he gets tagged in a million things that people be saying. So he knows what the pulse of a lot of the fan base is. A lot of the media is when it comes to the Ravens wide receiver. So I respect him for being willing to put himself out there and speak up for his guy. So shout out to Rashad Bateman. Thank you, be clean. I love y'all, appreciate y'all. Yeah.