Coming up on DTNS, why all those privacy popups on your phone are actually working a solution to nav apps that don't tell you what lane to be in. And Lamar settles the question of whether he should buy or build a gaming PC. This is the Daily Tech News for Friday, January 24th, 2020 in Los Angeles. I'm Tom Merritt. And from Studio Redwood, I'm Sarah Lane. Drawing the top tech stories. Lamar Wilson, that's okay. And I'm Len Peral to draw the top tech stories from Cleveland, Ohio. I'm Roger Chang, the show's producer. That was literally my fault. No, no, it's because we're all old. We were just talking about how old we are, how tall we are. Movies we're watching. It's all a good day internet. Become a member at patreon.com slash DTNS to get that wider conversation. Get to know us a little better. Let's start with a few tech things you should know. Google announced its next IO developer conference will take place on May 12th through May 14th. Users participated in Google's annual IO teaser, which this year was a collaborative online game to restore a fictional satellite network with the final constellation of satellites spelling out the date. IO 2020 will be at the Shoreline Amphitheater in Mountain View, California. No, that's where the doobie brothers play. Hey, love them. Sonal CEO Patrick Spence published a statement clarifying the company's earlier announcement that it will stop delivering software updates to older products in May. Spence reiterated that all effective products will continue working after May with Sonal's providing bug fixes and security patches as long as possible. He also stated if we run into something core to the experience that can be addressed, we'll work to offer an alternative solution and let you know about any changes you'll see in experience. How nice. Intel announced it earned $1.52 per share in Q4 and revenue of $20.2 billion up 8% on the air beating expectations. People were saying best Intel stuff since the dot com era. Revenue in Intel's data center group rose 19% on the year to $7.2 billion. Thanks to a lot of demand from people in the cloud services industry for those chips. IoT, Mobile Eye, Intel's memory group and PC centric revenues were also all up on the year. The only downspot was Intel's programmable solutions division that includes the FPGAs. That division fell 17%. Reuters sources say that the U.S. Commerce Department withdrew a rule to further reduce sales to Huawei after the Defense Department cited concerns about the impact on U.S. businesses. The U.S. has restricted trade with Huawei since last May. Alright, let's talk a little more about the Verge who has been on top of the story of third-party content moderators, contract moderators. This time Lamar, it appears to be about the YouTube moderators. Absolutely, this is the only reason I'm here today. The Verge discovered that YouTube content moderators at Accenture are asked to sign a document acknowledging that the job can cause post-traumatic stress disorder. Accenture distributed the document to its workers in its Austin, Texas offices on December 20th, four days after the Verge published an investigation into PTSD among workers at the facility. The document reads, I understand the content I will be reviewing may be disturbing. It is possible that reviewing such content may have impact my mental health, and it could even lead to post-traumatic stress disorder, otherwise known as PTSD. I will take full advantage of the We Care program and seek additional mental health services if needed. I will tell my supervisor and or HR PR advisor if I believe that the work is negatively affecting my mental health. The Verge points out that under the Occupational Safety and Health Act of 1970 or OSHA, employers are required to provide a workplace that is free of hazards that can cause serious harm or death. And the Verge taking the position in its article that perhaps this is Accenture trying to push off responsibility onto the workers or scare them into not seeking remedial action against Accenture for the damage that might be caused to them. And OSHA requires that the employer be responsible for that. And I think you can make an argument both ways. Certainly it's not the employee's responsibility to make the workplace safe 100%. It's everybody including the employer's responsibility to do that, and the employer bears the ultimate responsibility. And yeah, the law says that it is the company that is on the hook for any safety violations. On the other hand, putting out this acknowledgement is something that Accenture I think is doing because they realize it's the right thing to do to make sure that people know how dangerous this kind of moderation might be to their mental health. Now granted, they seem to be only realizing the need to tell people about that after the Verge pointed it out. That doesn't make it any less the right thing to do. But where I want to go with this conversation is what should a company be doing if it's providing moderation? Whether it's first party, Google, Facebook or otherwise, or whether it's a company like Accenture that provides these kinds of third party contract services for lots of companies in lots of different arenas. If you're dealing with traumatic stuff on the internet and we all want that traumatic stuff to be looked at and removed if necessary, what are the parameters to make that a safe working place? Is there one? I think there's a couple. Oh, sorry, go ahead, Lamar. Okay, this will be quick. Yeah, so let's talk about what they do support, right? So they say their employees are given a wellness coach, a hotline to call, and a human resources department. Now, again, we got to make sure that wellness coach is not anybody who's really certified to do that. It's just a coach who's not a medical doctor who can diagnose you properly. So maybe that's problem number one. It sounds good on paper, but could that wellness coaches be someone that they call on the phone and just say, hey, hang in there. We're not without actually addressing the serious problem. So they do have some things. They might refer you to a physician. I mean, these are employees with health insurance after all. Yeah. I have a couple problems with this. And I agree that it is the right thing for a company to be like, hey, if you're going to work here, there might be some some really bad stuff. It might affect you. It might affect you to the point that you get post-traumatic stress disorder or have severe mental health issues. Here are the resources that we're giving you as a company. Here's what we hope that you will take advantage of that and let your supervisor know if any of this is happening. That is fine. That is fine on paper. The first problem I have with it, though, is if you're actually experiencing that kind of stress, are you capable of utilizing resources that are offered you? I don't know. I have never worked in a position like this, but I would venture a guess that at some points, you're out of whack to the point that just because a wellness coach is available to you, it didn't actually help you and you're not actually better. The second issue I have is this makes sense for a new employee, absolutely. Like, hey, man, this job might be tough, not for everybody. You need to know what's going on here. And the person has a little bit of a, well, maybe this isn't for me. But if you already work there and all of a sudden now this thing is coming across your desk and you're supposed to sign it saying, yeah, I realize what's going on. I mean, how far into stress have you gotten at that point? And that's where the verge used the word forcing employees, and I'm not sure that's the right word to use, but the pressuring an employee to sign something where they might already be deep into an issue, that doesn't sit well with me. Yeah. And I feel like they should have kind of had this talk and signing when you got hired them versus months later, you know, someone should know that they're getting into this and hey, this might not be the job for you because you know right up front. I know some people in our chat room are like, wait a minute, why isn't Google employing these people directly, etc. And yes, in some cases, that's very true. Sometimes these third party organizations are a little bit fly by now. And Accenture is not one of them. Accenture is a publicly traded company. It's a huge employer. They provide average benefits. I'm not going to praise them. I'll have a friend who works for them. So this isn't a case where it's offloading it to be super cheap. It's offloading it for expertise and liability prevention. And Accenture is good at that kind of liability prevention. That said, I totally agree, they should have done this before. This is all new territory where we're starting to realize that even though it sounds like a less serious job content moderation, it shares some of the same dangers as law enforcement or emergency spots or working in a war zone because of the images you see. And I think that is the part that people aren't quite getting is that this is a very serious job that you need specific training for and you need specific health care available for. And having a wellness coach is great as long as there's also more serious care available after that. So the wellness coach can say this is all you need now or no, your situation is more serious. I'm going to refer you to a physician. So it's a very complex problem. And some post job help will be nice. A lot of them will quit or get fired. If they have to leave for, yes, absolutely. And there were some parts of this acknowledgement that made it sound like, hey, if this isn't the job for you, then there's the door and that's not okay. If you took this job and the job makes you incapable of doing it, it's the company's responsibility to take care of that. And a lighter note, a new report from the analyst firm Location Sciences estimates that since the launch of iOS 13, the amount of background location data gathered by marketers dropped by 68%, with foreground location sharing down 24%. This is attributed to the pop up windows introduced in iOS 13, which allows users to opt into either one time foreground or background location sharing. Location Sciences CBO Jason Smith predicts that this drop will likely spur more marketers to use IP addresses for location information, which don't indicate a precise location. They can also be masked by things like VPNs. When contacted by a fast company about the report, a Google spokesperson said that when they were presented with the option to share location data, only when actively using an app, Android users select the option about 50% of the time. So those annoying pop ups work is what this means. Because what's really interesting about this to me is iOS has had this option to say only use when I'm active, only use in the background, never use for a long time. But it was iOS 13 that put it in front of you and forced you to deal with it and started to tell you when it was happening in the background, are you sure you want that? And that made all the difference where people didn't have to think to go hunt for it. Instead, they're like, Oh, yeah, I don't know. Maybe I don't want that to have access to my location. I think people like information. I like the information popping up to let me know. Hey, my Bluetooth. I'm at the Apple store may use your Bluetooth data or something. And it's like, or just some random app like yeah, why do they need that? So no, I will turn that off or some location data. So I think even for Apple users who do like simplicity, the more information, the better. And that's always been my position on it. I just like to know. Yeah, the annoyance of the popups only, they really don't want to annoy me that much. But just every once in a while it'll be like Fitbit is using your location. Still cool. And I'm like, you've asked me four times. But yes, it is still cool. And I would rather be like mildly annoyed for a millisecond and have more control over what's going on rather than kind of forget what location sharing I have shared with a variety of apps that are on my phone that I might not want anymore. And I'll just add that a lot of times we talk about companies putting in a fix for something and they don't know if it works or not. They're just doing it for the optics. They're doing it because it looks good. This is a situation where a company did something. I don't know if they knew it would work or not. If they had any evidence, but it worked. It actually made a difference. And so I think that's worth calling out. GPS driven navigation instructions are notorious at not preparing you for lane choice. How many times have you got to the right to exit only to find out it's a left exit? Or you choose the right lane to exit only to find out there are three lanes exiting on the right and the one you need is two over to the left. Google and others have done some things to help you choose your lane, but research from MIT might just eliminate the confusion all together. Scientists at MIT worked with Qatar Computing Research Institute to design a system called road tagger that uses neural networks to analyze satellite images. Now that's not new using neural networks to say, oh, that's where the lanes are isn't new, but often those satellite images don't show all of the road or all of the lanes because there are trees or buildings or other things in the way. What they did here was use those neural networks to predict what roads and lanes were hidden by trees and buildings and such. The system counted obscured lane numbers with 77% accuracy and road types like highway versus residential with 93% accuracy. The group wants to use road tagger to predict other features like bike lanes, parking spots, stuff like that. And the idea is to eventually generate high quality up to date digital maps for any place on the planet without having to send a car around with a camera on top of it because that's expensive. Look, I live in LA. We need this. We need this so bad. I will say in Google Maps, and I believe in Apple Maps too, of the last year, I've known, well, maybe in Apple Maps in the last year, that's what I primarily use. They have said, you know, or shown on the car app that, hey, there's three lanes here or they tell you get in the right lane now. And so that information is so invaluable because sometimes I don't know if it's left or right. But anything more precise, especially in this crazy city, Sarah and Tom can agree. Well, I mean, yeah, I do not disagree with you. I no longer live in Los Angeles, but I did for many years and I did not find GPS to really lead me astray all that often. Now, who knows, like maybe I'm just the best driver on the planet, but I doubt that.  For the most part, yeah, it's like, you know, it would tell me, like, stay in the right second from the right lane of the three lanes. Like I felt like I had a pretty good amount of information and it didn't lead me astray all that often. That said, something that this would work really well for and has burned me a million times is construction where you're like, oh, I can't go through here. That's not up to date yet. So anything that's real time would solve the problem of me being like, now I'm under a free way. I have to be up there. I can't get around the construction. So it would come in real handy. Well, and you're right. That is the key aspect of this. Cutter is involved in this because they are hosting the World Cup in a couple of years and they are notorious for frequent construction and lane changes and reconfiguring the roads. And that's going to happen a lot around the World Cup. So they need this technology by then. All right, let's talk about London London's put metropolitan police announced that they will begin using live facial recognition cameras from any sea in areas, most likely to locate serious offenders. The camera will be used in five to six hour intervals, looking for individuals from a list of suspects wanted for serious and violent crimes. Cameras will be signposted with police handing out leaflets on the technology. The med said that in a 10 test of the cameras, the system was able to identify faces that passed in front of the camera about 70% of the time with the false positive rate of one in 1000. An independent review of the University of Essex Human Rights Center found that only eight out of 42 matches were verifiably correct. Different numbers there. Yeah. Well, different measurement to write one one is false positive rate. The other is verifiably correct. That's different ends of the stick there.  We talked about this a lot on Tuesday show with Patrick Beja about the idea of whether facial recognition should be banned, what it might be good for what it might not. Lamarie, how do you feel about this? So yeah, I have a few points on this on the cover. The first one is my understanding, I don't live in London, obviously, but my understanding was they were already kind of notorious for having cameras everywhere. So it would just be something that people would not be, will be shocked about. Well, the cameras surveilling versus facial recognition, two different things. This is one where it's not just you're on tape and they can go back later and look and see if they recognize you. It's an instant tell the police this person is here. Okay. Yeah, I was I was just thinking like how would the average person know that that's happened. But I see what you're saying. If they see a camera, they probably are blind to them at this point. As a Bobby comes up to you with a flyer, apparently. Exactly. Yeah, the whole kind of like, you know, sign posted cameras so no one, you know, there's no cameras that are supposedly hidden from the public. I guess the pessimistic view is, well, if somebody is, you know, on the lamb after a violent crime, they're going to avoid stuff like this. I think that might be the point. Yeah. There may be more about making criminals feel like surveillance is out there and start to get paranoid about it than it is actually using the facial recognition to catch anybody. Otherwise, yeah, why would you put up so many signs and why would you go to the extent of putting out flyers granted for public outreach and try to keep people from being upset because everybody wants to ban facial recognition. But also you may do it because you want to make people feel like, yeah, this is everywhere. You have nowhere to hide. Yeah. Now, for me, the match rate is definitely concerning. You know, what is it, 842 or whatever. But so it's hoped that if they find someone, they do additional checks before busting down their door and start shooting, you know, like, like, I would think there's just another layer for that. So. They'reifiably correct. That's where that becomes very important. Yeah, exactly. That's my issue with it. And to be fair, London police say they will not be using this to determine something. It's a lead to say, hey, that person you're looking for might be over there. Go check. Yeah. Hopefully that's what they do. Yesterday, we talked about Google changing some design on paid ads in search. And now the company is changing that newly created presentation of paid search results on the desktop. As we mentioned, Google had changed the paid results to look like regular results, but with a little ad icon in the upper left where a publisher's favicon would otherwise go. And a tweet, Google said, quote, we heard your feedback about the update. We always want to make search better. So we're going to experiment with new placements for favicons. The test will try different placements of the icons, although they don't really say what those different placements might be. I mean, you only have so many choices. Yeah. And the left is on the right. You know, lower left. Well, but this is the interesting thing. This is for desktop. This change already happened on mobile more than a year ago and nobody minds it apparently. And what Google is saying is we tested this on mobile. It was fine. We put it on mobile. It was fine. We tested on desktop. Seemed to be fine. We put it out. People are upset. So we're going to try it out in different ways to see if there's a better way to do it. But all the ways they said they would do it, like not having the icon at all. I'm like, okay, but what replaces it? I need a few more details there. Sure. I was mentioning on the show when we were talking about it yesterday, the color block, while, you know, no designer would be like, that looks great. It does, you know, make it very, very clear. Okay. This is an ad and then, you know, search results are different from that. That is probably the most obvious option. But assuming that Google is like, well, we're not doing that. So what can they do that is an elegant solution, but also doesn't seem like they're trying to trick anybody. Yeah. And I'm not sure what that answer is. Lamar, what do you think? I actually don't have an answer. I think the color is a great idea. I think they had that years ago, right? Yeah, they did. Yeah. So yeah. My only pessimistic idea of this is that how fast they turned around as late. Oops. You all don't like this. And I feel like they knew already and it already had like a plan, a plan being out. I don't know. Yeah. So yeah, the worst design is going to be the one where the people are like, well, at least they listened. They know what they're doing. That tail's wagging the dog. All right, folks, if you want to get all the tech headlines each day in about five minutes, don't forget you can subscribe to DailyTechHeadlines.com. GDC released its annual survey of developers and the results are not surprising. 56% of respondents said they were developing their games for PC. That led the way. 39% said they're developing for mobile. 11% for the PS5, 9% for the Xbox, 6% for Stadia, and 3% for Project XCloud from Microsoft. Those are brand news, so that doesn't really surprise me either. It does, however, reflect the reality that PC gaming is still the most widespread, which brings us to the fact that you need a PC for gaming. Lamar, you recently needed to get a new gaming PC. Build, buy, what did you decide? So I decided on buy, Tom, because the reason is nobody got time for that. People may not realize this, you always build. I did. 15 years, I actually did it as a business back in the 90s, and I built computers back then, and I built my own up to 2011 or so. And then I was just like, why am I still doing this? And I think Roger mentioned this earlier. The cost ratio has got down so low that, yeah, I could save a few hundred bucks doing it myself. But I do have a few reasons of it. The first thing is just time value. Somebody else could do it better and more accurate than I can do. And quicker than, for me, for my business, it's just more valuable. I don't mind paying a premium for that. And I don't know, the last one was a little bit more controversial, and there's no offense to anyone. But I just don't have the ego at my age that I may have had 20 years ago about it. Some people have built their systems. If you don't build your own system, you're not a real gamer. Right. If it wasn't harder, you didn't try hard enough. You don't care. Yeah. It's like, dude, my ego is not that fragile. If I can, you know, whoever built it, if I can game on it, then I'm a gamer. And so that's just how I view it. I respect the people who built theirs. Don't get me wrong. Some people love doing it. They love getting their hands dirty. I do not at 42 anymore. So I'm buying a system. And if I get to pay a premium, I got to pay a premium. That's just how I look at most things in life. I need somebody to clean, do deep cleaning. I don't know how to, I'm terrible at deep cleaning. I might hire somebody to do it. I think that's probably one of the, the, you know, a dissident would say, well, but you could do it so much cheaper if you do it yourself. But time is money. Right. And you're saying, listen, at this point, it's not actually worth it to me. And I'm getting a system that I would have made anyway. And it just kind of gets delivered to me. And I can game all that much sooner. Yep. That's just kind of how I feel on it. Roger. I will add that at least my own personal experience that if you build your you're pulling components from a number of different manufacturers. And depending on who you buy it from, you may or may not get a warranty that covers that particular product.  If you buy it from a company, typically they have a warranty that covers everything. So you're not running around trying to chase, you know, after a warranty. And more importantly, if you buy something like an Alienware or what used to be Omen from HP, they would still offer out a lot of security updates for their system. Like I have a gigabyte board in my PC. And the year after I bought it, they came out with the whole Spectre meltdown, you know, scare. And the Spectre one was where you actually needed a microcode patch. They stopped supporting my board literally six months after I bought it. So anyone who bought that year board, which is literally one year away, didn't get the patch. Anyone who bought from six months or six months later did get their systems patched. So it was very hodgepodge. My Dell laptop, which I bought like four years before the Spectre meltdown, was still covered and Dell was still issuing out security patches for it. So from a security perspective, you know, some of the larger companies that do just sell PCs as a business have an interest in keeping a lot of those security updates still going. So you're saying you might get better security update coverage if you bought a machine rather than build it because you're dealing with a company that has invested interest in keeping it secure versus a part maker, right? Yes, exactly. Yeah. And honestly, don't get us wrong. I don't think any of us are saying don't build. If you find it fun, if it's a good hobby, if you love the challenge and you love the pursuit and picking the parts and putting it together, you should keep doing it. There's nothing wrong with it. But I think going back to what you were saying Lamar, the idea that you could save a lot of money, that's kind of over. You may or may not save money and it may or may not be worth your time if you're not getting enjoyment out of it. And the bragging rights of it I've always felt was like, you know, I don't hand code the RSS feed for Daily Tech News Show and neither does Roger because you know what, that's inefficient. If that's your only reason, like I don't know that that's such a good reason either. But that said, you know what, if you enjoy building it, that's the best reason to build your own gaming PC because then you know it well. You know the parts. You're able to fix it yourself easier because you built it. There are still advantages to it. It just doesn't have those overwhelming advantages that 15, 20 years ago it absolutely did. Yeah. And I just think that the whole era of shaming people for not building their own system or whatever. It's just, yeah, some people still do that.  It doesn't matter. I didn't build my own car either, but it's fine. Well, I did.  You know what, Tom? You don't care enough clearly. You don't care enough about that. You're not a real driver. Shame driving around in a Toyota that I didn't build myself. I actually had somebody, this isn't hardware based, but it's, you know, just as an aside before we move on. Somebody the other day I was mentioning some sort of, you know, way that I've, I, I, I deal with something technical and he was like, you know, it would be so much easier in the command line. And I was like, I know it would, but instead I bought a software program. Well, sometimes it is, sometimes it isn't right. The other day I was, I'm like, it is to you. I, I'm busy. Do it a show. And if you know the commands, like I just installed homebrew on my Mac the other day and I was like, Oh man, it's so cool to be able to just command line install stuff. But that's not true for everything because sometimes you're like, wait, how do I install this? Where do I go? Where do I get the packages? Like it all depends. Every situation is different. Exactly. Sometimes command line stories come into our subreddit. All the tech stories that you want to submit and vote on dailytechnewshow.reddit.com is where to send those stories. Let us know what you care about. Also joining the conversation in our discord and talk to your fellow DTNS peers about what you care about by linking to a patreon account at patreon.com slash DTNS. Got some good stuff in the mailbag today. We sure did. So Brad wrote in about our conversation on Wednesday with Scott Johnson. He said, Scott made an offhand plea against facing passenger seating and self-driving cars, meaning kind of like a train where like two would be facing the back and two would be facing the front. Brad says, I'm a huge booster of the idea though with a restaurant, a booth style seating, self-driving cars could do that RV thing. Lower the table, provide a sleeping service. A rider could tuck themselves in on a Friday night and be at Disney Land on Saturday morning. Overnight travel is one of the most exciting concepts of self-driving cars. I want that life. You know, I hadn't really thought about long distance travel with all the miss vehicles until Brad, you wrote in. That was a good thought. Yeah. I don't want to be sharing this vehicle, which is what the concept that we were talking about originally was about. I don't want to be sleeping next to somebody. I don't know. Unless it's, you know, you have your family members. But the situation Brad's talking about is pretty cool. I do like that. Especially because I mean, I love a good train, but they're very limited at least in the U.S. I mean, where can I take a train? Not that many places, but this could, this could really open up some, some, some travel that, that takes longer than what I could do myself. Yeah. Nice, nice, Brad. Good, good thinking there. Shout out to all our patrons at our master and grandmaster levels, including Jeff Wilkes, Sonya Vining and Tony Glass. Let's check in with Len Peralta, who has been busily drawing during our show. What have you drawn for us today, Len? Well, I was most taken with the story that you started with, which was very serious, of course, about YouTube moderators. And the first thing that came to my mind was Clockwork Orange. I don't know if anybody's ever seen that movie, Stanley Kubrick, but this image is called like, comment, subscribe, hurt. And it depicts an image of Malcolm McDowell in that classic scene being handed a PTSD waiver while he's watching all these awful things that are... Len, this is like an editorial cartoon. Like this is really... It is an editorial cartoon. Super detailed. Super great. Yeah, wow. Oh, and the sign here, thanks. Yeah, this is pretty awful. Yeah. I know this is from a movie you said? Yes, Clockwork Orange. It's Stanley Kubrick's. And actually, that movie, this particular scene is about desensitizing people to violence. And this is how they did it in that film. It's really kind of awful to watch. And it sort of reminded me of that. So if you would like to actually get this print, it's actually available right now at my patreon, patreon.com, Ford's Life. Or you can go to my online store, lennparaltestore.com, and just check it out. If you want to purchase it, that would be awesome too. But thank you so much for this incredible story. It's really heartbreaking. Thank you, Len. Thank you so much. Well, thank you, Len, as always. And also thank you to Lamar Wilson for being with us on this fine Friday. Lamar, what's been going on and where can people keep up with it? All I've been doing is playing Dragon Ball Z Kakarata the whole week. That's my whole life. But if you want to look at my actual business life, I'm mostly on YouTube.com slash Lamar Wilson, where I do tech gaming. It was some food fun when I feel like doing that. Or on my Instagram at Lamar Wilson. Check me out. Thanks. Excellent. Go check it out, folks. Also, don't forget, there are benefits to being a member of DTNS. 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Lux presents Hollywood radio theater brings you Loretta Young, Robert Preston and Edward Arnold in The Lady from Cheyenne. Ladies and gentlemen, your producer, Mr. Cecil V. DeMille. Greetings from Hollywood ladies and gentlemen. Whoever said it's a man's world must have had his tongue in his cheek when he said it or a very red cheek after he said it. But however he said it he was leading with his chin. It was dangerous to say that even in the days of the wild and woolly West as we approve tonight in the play called The Lady from Cheyenne. The lady in the case is Loretta Young and the gentlemen in her life are Robert Preston and Edward Arnold who learned about women from her in Frank Lloyd's Universal Picture. Of course there's always plenty of action in the story of the Wild West because whether it was a woman's world or not the men still thought it was their world. But the lady from Cheyenne beats the frontier politicians at their own game and reminds us rather forcibly that women were voting in Wyoming long before the rest of the country ever considered the idea. Wyoming deserves a deep bow from our 47 sisters for being the first to present the ladies with the ballot. But there are reasons other than voting why American women take more of a hand in public affairs today. For one thing they have more time off from domestic affairs thanks to the gifts of modern science like Flux Flakes for instance. Women gave that a smashing vote long ago and immediately elected it to a prominent place on millions of kitchen shelves. It's been reelected at every election since and the record shows it's done an outstanding job for its constituents. Women judge by past performances. So Flux Flakes continues to get their ballots. Now I'd like you all to meet the lady from Cheyenne. The curtain goes up on Act One starring Loretta Young as Annie Morgan Robert Preston as Stephen Lewis and Edward Arnold as Jim Cork. April 14th 1869 under the state line a printed notice is being tacked to the rough boards of a brand new railroad station in Wyoming. It reads notice the railroad wishes to announce a public auction of lots in the proposed township of Laraville. They'll begin at 10 a.m. It's almost 10 now and the crowd is gathering from miles around. They come by foot by horse by buck board and by the new steel monster of the prairie the railroad train. These are the founding fathers of Laraville ranchers farmers merchants gamblers and inevitably crooked land sharks. One of these is just stepping off the train now. Mr. James Cork as he waves his big hand to the crowd he's greeted by a loud cheer from his henchmen. Oh yeah boss. Fine you fellas ready to go. Sure you won't have no trouble. Just settler's inspector is here. Anybody else be rolled out. Good work Bonnie. Say boys I want you to meet Steve Ruer Steve the boys. Howdy chance. Steve here is going to run the auction. So that we'll know everything is going to be done my way. That right Steve. That's right. Nice and legal. Nice and legal. Now look boys I want all the river lots and Steve here is going to be taken with a sudden affliction. He won't be able to hear anybody bid unless they're standing down close. And that's where you boys ought to be to understand. Sure boss. Good. Well let's get started and remember fifty dollars a lot of the top price we pay. All right. All right everybody down this way the auction is down here. Come down this way ladies and gentlemen. My good friends hello pioneers and all you elegant ladies.  I know you've had a long heart. But that's over with. We're going to hold this off. We're going to found a town and we're going to build it up until New York and Chicago have something to shoot at. Just to get started so I'll introduce you to Mr. Steve Ruer. It's my lawyer. He's going to run the auction. Ladies and gentlemen Mr. Lewis. I had a chance to study the map so let's make it quick. Let's start with a lot number fifty seven. What do I hear. What am I paid. I bid fifty. Seventy five fifty dollars Do I hear more. I said seventy five fifty it is then sold to this gentleman for fifty dollars. Just a minute Mr. I bid seventy five. It was closed on that lot but I bid seventy five dollars. I'm sorry I didn't hear you. You hear me all right and it ain't legal. Now my friends at this minute you're breaking the law attempting to intimidate a legal representative of the railroad. By threats both implied and spoken and according to the verdict handed down in the case of state versus Peckham you're in grave danger of standing liable for a term of not less than four no more than six years in prison prison who's in prison Peckham language there for five years well I don't want no trouble with the law. Nice work Steve. Nice to meet you. All right now a lot number seventy two river lot what am I good for this lot seventy five dollars fifty dollars fifty dollars do I hear more seventy five sold for fifty dollars and now for a lot number thirty eight a beautiful garden spot on the river what am I good what do I hear fifty dollars fifty dollars I'm good do I hear more one moment please one moment can't fit here which one was it Steve here she comes the girl in the funny hat excuse me please that be true I did seventy five dollars so what she's supposed to be dressed up for this is an auction not a mask array I'll now be generous Jim the young lady's costume is a mere twenty years behind the time seventy five dollars hey lady where did you find that hat I've been seventy five dollars for that lot now just a minute ma'am will you hold my umbrella please thank you very much and now I do hope you're all going to be gentlemen and not bid anymore because I want that particular lot well ma'am just who are you bidding for I'm not bidding for anybody except myself then what do you want to land for well since you're nice enough to ask me I'll tell you I'm buying for speculation I come from Philadelphia my folks are quick as they're both dead though my mother died of heart trouble arterial sclerosis it's rather difficult to pronounce but it's really a dreadful disease my father's heart was quite good but after my mother died he was never quite the same he finally came down with sugar in the blood did you ever have that now and I guess you wouldn't you look quite strong well anyway my parents left me some money and there I wasn't often with nothing to do but teach school forever in Philadelphia and then my uncle told me about this place and so here I am and I have all the money my parents left me right here in this bag it's five hundred dollars thirty four dollars and sixty cents that's what the trip cost so far and if I have to I'll bid all my money on that lot so I do hope you're all going to be gentlemen and not bid anymore is this real there appear to be a number of children around here yes I might even put up a schoolhouse after all the town is going to be all you said they'll probably need some learning don't you think why certainly no one would compete with you miss what they Jim well I told to the young lady what's your name ma'am my name is Annie Morgan thank you step over the table make your payment and get your D thank you very much my umbrella please thank you good day gentlemen excuse me that was the best lock we had what's this anyway gallantry Jim gallant oh just got the results of our first election I'm happy to state that our whole ticket was elected you know Steve I like this thing being legal you know it saves a lot of trouble great idea you guys there just don't be too crude Jim they're liable to believe the whole civil war was just a frame of that's good well now we got a government let's get busy on these water rights oh then you got the school ma'am's property no she but don't worry I'll rouse her out of there fast enough now listen Jim I've given the technique of being a robber baron a lot of study and the main idea is to gang up on posterity but to treat your contemporaries easily and legally what do you mean by that no rousing out get a bill of sale from it and you have control nice and legal all right you sold it to and how you get it back me get it and make it nice and legal stop at Jim how you hear me get down to that schoolhouse tomorrow and talk her out of it if anyone can do it you're the main so who Henry V8 was children no ma'am well he was a king of England he had six well anyway he died in 1547 at the age of 56 and now we come to Joan hello I'm sorry I'm sorry Miss Morgan I really didn't mean to interrupt that I thought your class would be over oh my goodness and so it should be it's after three o'clock very well children school is dismissed I hope you'll forgive this intrusion no intrusion Mr. Lewis I'll just wait on my desk a little and oh my goodness my flowers oh here let me help you here are your dresses so don't bother it will dry in the sun I got much wetter than this yesterday holding Mrs. Lance's baby oh look I thought perhaps you'd like to have this volume of browning porn oh that's nice of you the years of spring days at the morn morning at seven and hillside you per I beg your pardon that's the past oh yes in the past by browning oh yes yes of course I think of one of Mr. Browning best don't you oh yes yes definitely thank you very much Mr. Lewis it was so thoughtful of you know don't mention it are you walking home I always do well may I walk with you that's very nice of you indeed I'd like to walk home with you in high school in Philadelphia when all the girls had boys to walk home with them I used to wish well what I mean is there was one boy who would have walked home with me if you don't stop to think about it what would you close the door please thank you I live down this way at Mrs. McGinnis's something nice of you not at all not at all I was that what you said something oh no I thought you did no that's the fault the dogs and kill the cat snake the cheese is right out of the what Mr. Browning the five-piped oh yes Mr. Browning yes any oh may I call you any well yes if you like any there's going to be a square dance tomorrow night I know that well are you were do you dance well I hadn't before but I'm sure I could learn very quickly oh I think it's very nice of you ask me Mr. Lewis I don't know why you should want me to go with you but I'm glad that you do square dancing and moonlight doesn't sound romantic as it certainly and they're sure to be a moon and if you don't mind there's something I'd like to try out they talk about it in all the books but I don't want to embarrass I'm sure you won't what is it well in all the books that I've read just as the last was being played there's always sort of a pause well it's really more of a throb like and well it's then I'd like you to kiss me oh now you need to be worried that I'll take it personally not that I mean to be impolite or anything like that but well what I really mean is you can feel absolutely safe with me well thank you very much and what is oh this is wonderful the square dance I'm going to it he asked me Mr. Lewis do you know how to dance dance yeah my dear that's how I won my present husband I just really swept him off well then you can teach me how I bought 15 yards of pink muslin with the sweetest little green flower you've ever seen pink and green and yes isn't it a lovely combination well I don't know and about 15 yards is that enough I thought I'd get a lot in case he spoiled some and a bottle just like the one on your black dress can I have a bottle mizza McGinnis let me see hmm yes I think you would stand above oh mizza McGinnis I was everything going with the school mind oh fine give me a beer she learned dancing this afternoon and now tonight I'm clumsy from here you're a panic I can't carry on a conversation I'm dull you get that I'm the one that's dull take it easy just hold yourself together for the night we're all sad listen I've got an idea why let's give her the town and you and I move on with the railroad give me a beer please oh hello Hank I've been waiting to talk to you even Jim as Steve you know Hank Freeman editor-in-chief of the Laraville weekly Google hi as I've had the pleasure well excuse me gentlemen I've got to sit out the next one with miss Morgan good luck well Hank I've been reading your paper that's all yeah I take it you don't like the way things have been run around here just beginning to penetrate and I almost got the opinion that we don't need a newspaper or an editor either around here I'll keep that in your button the next time you think of writing about me as a tyrant ah Jim you've got the wrong idea when I say tyrant I mean a big man Caesar Nero Napoleon oh oh yeah why I'm in favor of tyrants of course they're all kinds of tyrants but you're my favorite kind you know the benevolent type benevolence tempered with the fear of assassination tonight Jim just take it over do you uh would you rather dance oh it's lovely out here look at all those wonderful stars starlight star right first I see tonight I wish I may I wish I might have the wish I wish tonight so what so I just wish for a brand new stove my schoolhouse oh they're intoxicating out there stars I mean in the moon do you think it sticks out too far in the back or I mean I want to have a two of them to what to start with my schoolhouse oh no no just one oh isn't the dance wonderful now look at this bottle do you think it sticks out too far no they're gonna tell me make this dress do you like it yes yes I do oh thank you any yeah you hear what they're playing yes it's the last walks do you remember what you asked me to do are you gonna do it now well there's one thing I'd like to know oh certainly Stephen well I'd like to know if well have you ever been kissed before no does that make any difference well it may come as more of a surprise than you think oh but I'm not taking it personally oh all right come close to me like this yes there's something just rushing around inside of me I and here's Shakespeare love by summer's rioting with Romeo and Juliet Edward it's still it was a romantic view someday you'll see hello hello Mr. Freeman how are you what's this I hear about you selling your property oh yes isn't it wonderful Mr. Cork has given me three times the value and he's giving me another lot of way up on the hill our kind heart of Mr. Cork yes and as Stephen pointed out after all I did buy this lamb speculation oh Steve pointed it out any did you sign anything yet oh no I'm going to Mr. Cork's office this afternoon well before you do I'd like you to see this it's a little notice it's been put up all around town since last night to whom it may concern notice is hereby given that all water rights to the Larival River are the property of James Cork land company the mission to use water for irrigation or cattle must be purchased from the company but what does it mean notice to the farmers now you sell your property Jim Cork he'll control the water this county the farmers won't be able to get a drop unless they pay him for it so that's why he wanted my property and that's why Stephen came and gave me the book and and even when he killed me he was thinking what I'm sorry any that's all right Henry yes I've been kind of childish and silly haven't I think I've grown up just in this one minute come right in well miss Morgan was certainly glad to see you are you Mr. Cork sit right there any thank you are you driven rather a hard bargain miss Morgan and I don't know just where I'm going to come out on this proposition but then I love the school kiddies and they'll be much happier on top of the hill after all that's more important isn't it is it Mr. Cork now here's the deed any and here's the pen you signed right there right there yes right there well go ahead is there anything wrong any any Mr. Cork is a rather busy man yes I know he is say well somebody please tell me what's going on around here yes Mr. Cork I'll tell you some people don't think it's very good very nice to go around pretending sent it for business reasons and kissing people when they find out they've been fooled they feel bad really bad they might even be like breaking things they might even be like taking up this baby let me tell you something as long as I have that property any farmer who wants to control all the water he needs from that river why you can't talk to me like that you do as I say you're making me mad Mr. Cork hopefully mad and he put down that glass I'll never in the world find your papers and you try any more monkey business to me I'll take you to law take me to law why you feel me I'm back Mr. Cork I run you out of this town there's nobody there when I say a thing I usually mean it for a brief intermission Mr. DeMille presents act two of the lady from Cheyenne with Loretta young Robert Preston and Edward Arnold now we bring you our old friends the Browning family 17 year old Dot Browning has a friend Jean Saunders spending the night with her two girls have just come home from the dance. My pretty little poppy daughter Jean wasn't the party divine so so I didn't I thought it was loads of fun for you maybe but I got stuck with that awful big boy oh well those things do happen sometimes they happen all the time with me I love parties and boys and everything oh honey don't say that you're just tired come on let's get ready for bed practically there now what on earth are you going to do that's my auntie my goodness at the time and I of course it only takes a moment and undies have to be locked every day before I played gene for dating us of course oh my dot I never thought about that oh now don't look for some kind of come along and see how easy it is to be dandy nowadays we help that you get fed with new quick luck you don't have to wait for hot water and then you just squeeze your auntie through the suds and the fresh of the daisy dot browning has done a very helpful thing for her friend gene because after this gene is always going to be dainty and that quality always makes a girl seem lovely and lovable as dot says it's easy now with new quick luck to protect daintiness and avoid defending these sheer flakes dissolve in a flash and take away perspiration quickly yet gently luxe is thrifty too because a little goes so far so keep that generous big box handy all the time now our producer mr. de mill act two of the lady from shy and starring loretta young as Annie Morgan Robert Preston as Stephen Lewis and Edward Arnold as Jim cork Jim cork in the driver's seat the government of larryville became a rain of terror objectives to his rule was shot or beaten their home set of fire and one night annie morgan watched her schoolhouse burned to the ground hang freeman the fighting newspaper editor is the only one who dares to tell the truth about the tyrant jim cork read all about it to you henry it's just my arm oh it would be all right this is the last straw we're going to do something to stop this we certainly are is to prove that we the better citizens of larryville are willing to face our responsibilities we've had enough of jim cork and we're here to see that in some way he's put in jail it's all very well but but who's going to put him there why whoever puts people in jail that's unimportant the fact is they shot our editor and they are burned on my schoolhouse sure sure but you've got to convict him and that takes a jury then we'll have a jury that's a simple matter why of course it is the chair hereby calls for volunteers who'd like to be on the jury raise your hands please oh what's the matter with you gentlemen it can't be that you're afraid why there must be 12 men in this town who aren't afraid well they're evidently aren't oh if we only had a women's jury we'd soon fix jim cork this is mcginnis that's just what we need we'll have a women's jury that ought to be very simple too none of this men's business about being open minded and not prejudices they say we want a good prejudice jury any look it's jim cork come right in boys come right in put the refreshments on the table there good afternoon lady what is the meaning of this intrusion well we heard you were going to have a meeting so i thought you might like to have some refreshments at the same time i'd like to introduce mr steven lewis our candidate for the legislature a fellow all your husbands are going to vote we want no part of you for your candidate we want to do it by law mr cork a jury is going to convict you and it will be a women's jury a women's jury that's good that is here go on tell us steve tell him what's wrong with it well well what is wrong with it mr lewis well i'm very much afraid that ladies can't possibly sit on a jury why not well because under the law only those who have the franchise can serve as jurors franchise yeah that means the right to vote and anyone incapable of voting at an election is also ipso facto barred from acting on a jury is that so yes it is ma'am and i suggest that if you intend going into public life you start by reading blackstone oh it's blackstone now is it it isn't the browning anymore well let me tell you something mr lewis blackstone or no blackstone we'll have women on that jury and they'll convict jim cork i promise you in other words Henry he said we couldn't do it but we can't can't we no steve was right you see there's law any laws that man made and under them a woman is just chattel a piece of property without any rights at all that's a nice thing all their laws that you live and breathe and i guess they think you should be thankful for that much well i'm not at all thankful henry but something just boiling up inside of me i think i'm just plain mad i'd like to hit somebody or sure but organizations have to be started and before things can be changed bills have to be passed up there in shy and in the legislature takes time listen here that crowd the election must be over well john oh it's all over steve lewis was just elected to the legislature oh that settles it i'm going to take the next train to shy and i'll get a bill passed so that's what has to be done goodbye henry i'll be back on Thursday you mind my sitting here why should i it's a public event you may sit any place you please thank you any any why don't you be a sweet little girl and go back to the school kids and books and friends and and leave these things to people who know what they're all about mr lewis will you please not annoying me anymore i'm reading to the beauty of evening calm and oh mr browning mr wordsworth oh to the beauty of evening calm and free the holy fanny at least let me give you one piece of advice if you insist upon going to the legislature you should do everything you can to make a good impression you should try to be as pretty as possible what and any if you don't mind my saying so you really ought to get a new hat well you please let me read no any i only leave me alone just go away from me do you hear go away what's the matter here is he bothering you bothering me he is the most bothersome man who ever lived why oh one of them huh well you'll find in chi and there's a lot in the map this but you can curl around it and we've got one strict rule no singing after two o'clock in the morning i'm any morgan you're new here aren't you honey yes i am i'm going to be here for only a few days i have to hurry right back to larry though you don't say yes looks like you got out and kind of a hurry oh i did the ladies felt i should lose no time they all came down to put me on the train they put you on the well the same thing happened to me once say maybe we could get you in the show over at the palace we're dancing over there yeah dancing is wonderful isn't it except that men get awfully tired yeah men ain't what they used to be come on over to my room dairy let's have a drink and get acquainted so that's nice of you well see thank you very much but i don't drink honest no well come on girl see you later dairy oh wait a minute can you tell me how to get to the legislature oh sure they're in session right now just down two blocks and then turn to your right and you can't solution will look mighty good on the books that's it on my mr speaker i'm going to positively refuse to come back here unless i have some comfort we ought to have swivel chairs and desks where do you think that's going to look on the books talking a lot of nonsense what's that because of the fact that visitors are not allowed to interrupt the proceedings of the house i am not of no resolution has yet been passed approving the presence of women in the visitors section and i moved it until such resolution is passed that the young lady returned to the law i second the motion will you please stop making motions while i'm talking flat you all heard the motion all waiting a mighty long time ma'am is there a supermarket get for you no thank you talk talk talk don't they ever do anything but talk in there well ma'am i've been taking care of the gentlemen's hats a number years and i ain't heard much but talk cool sometimes they lay cornerstone for exercise well i haven't any time to waste around here i have to get my bill passed and be back home by thursday mighty fast wake ma'am you must be in a pop of hurry oh i am i have to be back and put a man in jail that's so there's a join excuse me ma'am i got to get the gentlemen's hats well hello any you'll be happy to know that we get our desks in two weeks good day good day oh your honor your honor i have a bill i want to introduce my district ma'am larval district now you'll have to speak to mr steven louis he introduces all the larval bills that good day ma'am oh will you help me at your service miss what is it i have a bill i want to introduce well miss what sort of a bill is it but it's a bill that will give women the franchise that means it will give women the right to vote women's suffrage so that's what you want is it that scatterbrained idea of women voting why you women don't know how to think if you had two ideas your head to split open now wait a minute let me tell you something woman's places in the home with babies don and a good man socks and doing the wash but sir and if you were something that belonged to me i'd give you what don good spank good day thank you it's you any come in here a minute please i don't think i have well any i want to be friends with you are you going to help me well i'd like to help you but not your bill any as a friend of yours it hurts me to see you wearing yourself out making well i'm going to have to say it any making a ridiculous figure of yourself now wait wait wait and i told you on the train you're a sweet silly child why instead of worrying about other people you should have someone to take care of you you should be married and have a good man to look after you like you aren't meant to be an old maid any there's too much woman in your real honest woman and you'd be pretty too darn pretty if you'd fix yourself up do something with your hair make it sort of fancy and wear some attractive clothes why you could do a lot with yourself if you take the trouble you think so why sure and i'll bet back in laraville there's a dozen good men that would marry you oh you do do you well you just get right out of here and take your advice with you and please don't tell me what i should wear and how i should look and don't ever speak to me again any go away well dearly i hope you didn't let him see you cry i'm not crying no of course i'm just mad i'm just real mad you must be pretty stuck on him to get that man i hate him he's done everything he could to stop me ever since i first came here and he said i don't have to be an old maid even though i don't wear my hair the way he likes it he wants to fancy i never hated anyone so much in all my life not even the man in philadelphia beat his dog oh now wait a minute kid take it easy tell me all about it and i may be able to patch things up how to what things all patched up i want them all ripped apart oh elsie i've just got to get that bill introduced now so i can show him i've got to find some way if i just knew somebody in there you mean someone in the legislature uh-huh well if that's all you need your troubles are over elf you mean you know one of them one of i know them all when do you want your bill introduced sary oh well matter of the bill for women's suffrage i moved it to be tabled and referred to the judiciary committee i second the motion those in favor bill for women's suffrage is here by table what happened ma'am anything nothing george nothing my bill was introduced and they wouldn't even vote on it they referred it to to that committee oh that's bad well what happened to it george well they'll just kick it around and report it out on the floor without comment oh when a bill comes out without comment it's dead buried in forgotten that's what used to happen down there in washington oh dear then we'll have to get some comments yes miss it appears to me we're going to need a whole mess of comments yes well what did they do in washington when this happened well they always got to the highest man the speaker no ma'am the very highest man but the biggest influence yes uh this case would call for the governor the governor of course why didn't i think of it well i'll see him right away george uh miss if you do it the way the politicians do yes well it's like a stalking possum slip up on him kind of easy like then well ma'am yes the governor's giving a ball tonight oh then i'll see him there of course you got to have engraved invitation else the butler won't let you in uh i've seen some illegitimates pockets in the cloakroom would you like one miss george if anyone had told me two weeks ago that i'd accept stolen good but thank you george yes i'm going to be that too tonight miss they hired me as a waiter and begging your pardon ma'am the ball is going to be mighty mighty fancy the ladies is going to be dressed in a mess of elegance you know the proper kind of wham now don't you worry george i'll get a dress and one with a great deal of the proper kind of wham now just stand still annie ah it looks fine does it i i feel sort of naked hey what's she doing in my dress get out of that keep quiet gertie she needs it what for is she joining the show no i'm not Gertrude i'm going to the governor's ball the what huh and i needed a dress it's very important oh why annie's doing a job for all of us she's going to get us votes for what votes for whatever we want to vote for annie says we're all chattels well of all the nerve what's slaves of men and when we get the vote will be just as good as men that's why annie's going to the ball no wait a minute elsey i'm i'm getting nervous i don't think i can do it oh sure you can't no i really don't i what you need is some nerve medicine i hate to give it away but it sure looks to me like you need it here take a slug well what kind of medicine is it elsey just general strengthening elegant for the nerve oh i call it pep so a gentleman gave it to me well how much do i take oh as much as you can hold oh you see it kills the germs inside your nerves now down with it dairy at a girl at a girl dearie that's all right oh it's awful i know what is that's because it's good medicine here drink some more oh i can't it burns too much well that's part of the treatment you know i stand a lot of it's burning just so i can keep my health annie where's annie morgan did you see your meet the new addition well fuzzle my muscles dearie i'd never know you you don't look like the same girl oh here look what's come for you telegram telegram to me oh take it here let me do it clark shot dead this morning oh i knew it was something horrible clark taking water from your land only place he could get it killed by corks man we have the evidence if you have the vote hank freeman john clark shot dead friend of yours honey shot just for taking water for his children maybe oh that wicked man that awful jim cork now i've got to go to that ball elsey i've just got to that's all there is to it you want some of this medicine elsey i think i do bottom's up dearie i'll take it easy that's the way that's a girl annie are you all right are you all right annie also station identification this is the columbia broadcasting system mr demille and our stars loretta young robert prustin and edward donnell will return in just a moment for act three of the lady from shyan and now for a little demonstration of one striking fact about our product listen to these two girls each typing a letter you'll just heard the difference between two girl typists one very slow the other three times as fast now if you were a business manager and these two girls applied for a job which would you pick what do you say sally the fast one of course she'd have a day's work finished while the first one was just getting started and if you were a busy home manager with a lot of soaps that your groceries applying to you for jobs 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generous big box handy all the time new quickluck comes in the same familiar package at no extra cost now mr demille returns to the microphone the curtain rises on the third act of the lady from shy and any has gone to the governor's ball filled with a noble sense of duty and half a bottle of elsie's nerve tonic in her new clothes beautiful and radiant she dances with her unsuspecting victim the governor himself governor i hesitate to say it but you're so different from what i imagined really oh yes your beard your beard is beautiful you must have brushed it a great deal governor well yes and you're not old at all why thank you my dear warm in here isn't it governor could we go someplace where it's cool well yes and would you like to step out on the terrace oh thank you isn't it i'm awfully glad to be alone with you that's very nice of you yes isn't it but then you see i have my reason that's why i came here tonight i do hope you're not going to be angry with me too angry yes you see i i really want you to help me with my bill oh and the bill is to give women a franchise that means they can vote women's suffrage yeah now just pretend for a minute that you mr lincoln and you're freeing the slaves like governor you would even look like him if your beautiful beard would are oh would i really oh yes indeed and now you will help me won't you well i'm afraid there's nothing i can do oh you'll have to do some lobbying lobbying oh yes yes well my dear i'm afraid i'll have to join my other guests shall we go inside well thank you governor but if you don't mind i think i'll just stay right out here and think of all you said well of course of course may i have another dance later oh yes thank you evening ma'am oh hello george are you doing fine no i'm not i'm not getting anywhere he told me to go in that lobby again and oh george i sat in that lobby no ma'am he means to lobby that's the way they get everything did in washington oh how do they do it well it's this way lobbying is making use of the fact that the republicans hates the democrat and the democrat hates the republicans so they's already suspicious of each other you just got to help them alone help them along yes now mr fat child he's the leader of the republicans and mr dunbar he's the democrat boss you ought to see both of them thank you george i always miss morgan ma'am you're very very flattering well i'm not at all mr fat child oh mr fat child the governor told me the funniest story about the democrat that's all ma'am you are a republican answer born and bread man well the governor said that all the republicans are so smart they're much smarter than the democrats is that so ma'am oh yes he said that the republicans are all going to vote for the bill tomorrow yeah what bill is that the woman suffrage bill well i didn't think anyone wanted that bill to go through of course they don't they'll turn it down but it will look so good on the record for the republicans to vote for it you see they'll get the credit for being liberal and they still won't lose anything because they'll be letting the democrats vote it down well that's a right smart idea miss morgan every republican in the legislature will vote for that bill tomorrow oh mr fair child are democrats and you are a democrat aren't you a fight in one man i knew you would be and i wanted to tell you how right you were to scold me for that suffrage oh yes indeed the governor himself convinced me how ridiculous it was but he hopes the democrats will vote for it vote for it oh yes don't you see don't you see we're gonna make the republicans vote again well i oh i see man i knew you of course let the republicans vote against this i'll have every democrat in the legislature vote for it oh mr dunbar you're the smartest man of course you know miss morgan you're making quite a spectacle of yourself all the other gentlemen seem to like it miss louis you're quite the bell of the ball so i've been told all evening i want to talk to you come along where out here out in the terrace oh i don't know mr louis i i went for a walk with you at one dance and oh it wasn't very new well you're coming along whether it's amusing or not any any something's gone wrong with me and you're to blame for it i yes you until you came along and bought that lot i was a peaceful contented man who knew what he wanted and was out to get it the quickest way he knew how but eating my dinner lately i've begun to see your face on the plate well tonight you've taken possession of the entire room and of me any i could throttle you with my bare hands something's really got to be done about you any kiss me no no i don't think the second time will be a surprising as the first but i mean it this time now you're lovely any you're beautiful you're any kiss me oh remember that first time you said you wanted to give presents yes i feel like that now i'd like to send presents to everyone in laraville laraville oh i almost forgot you're still one of jim corksmen yes but any i got a present from laraville tonight and it isn't very nice here read it you ought to make you very proud go on read it clark yes he's dead your friend jim corks all of that any i've got to leave must you yes i'm going down to laraville tonight well i'm sorry you won't be here tomorrow mr lewis my bill is coming up again annie don't hurt yourself woman's suffrage hasn't got a chance really now forget it annie please all right all right i guess you ought to know you're such a smart man mr lewis and we find that it has been passed unanimously what anything happened up there no it happened here jim i don't like being crossed what are you talking about just this there wasn't going to be any rough stuff we had that out once and from my side i meant it and then i hear about clark being shot oh that yes that i was willing to go along if you played smart and let me call the moves but when you lose your head and start plugging farmers in the back i'm through now okay now i'm all washed up i resigned up at the legislature and i'm moving on this came back to tell now wait a minute steve let me explain this thing boys did you hear that you mongrel's it's bad i'll get out of here hello mr tyron mister assemblyman have you heard the news it's passed what's passed annie put it over on you my fine feathered friends women's suffrage pass you get that the women have the vote i think you can't do that you don't think about this team but no so help me well how did it happen well that's what i'd like to know here's your telegram glad you have evidence against mr quark because women's suffrage passed unanimously will arrive on tomorrow's train annie why the little i'll show her i'm still running this town i'm gonna run in my way now wait jim you're telling me you're through you bet your sweet life you're through and you'd better get out of here while you're still able so you they're going to try and get me and all right i'll show them i'll run that school ma'am out of this town so fast she thinks he was shot out of a 45 and all the rest of them want votes for women fight noises say a party come on we've got work to do anything else for the press well not just a minute please where was i well your mother was just suffering from arterial sclerosis oh yes that's really a dreadful disease yes ma'am but could we skip just a few years uh when did you become interested in politics oh but i'm not interested in politics i think they're silly all this business about the democrats hating the republicans and vice versa it's a nonsense what i'm really interested in is putting mr jim cork in jail back to town with your votes for women well sister that's one thing you ain't going to do you're coming with me i'm most certainly i'm not oh if i'm going to take care of you they call it protective custody now come on stop it mr brachett leave me and mr demille will bring us news of next week's play not long ago i read somewhere that on the average mrs america spends 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you buy the economical big box and fast they leave glasses and dishes sparkling in no time begin using new quick luxe flakes for your dishes tomorrow now here's mr. de mille with our stars Loretta young Robert Preston and Edward Arnold have given us many a good time in the luxe radio theater so right now suppose you three come and take a bow thank you mr. mille i've enjoyed coming back to do this play with bob and eddie and that goes double for bob and me well uh i'll make a confession you're three of my favorite stars oh that's so well boss how about giving me a day off from reap the wild wind tomorrow as i was saying Loretta and eddie you're two of my favorite stars you're a hard man de mille you can't tell me this is my third picture for him simon legre de mille we call him behind his back oh pardon me boss that's all right bob i discovered 30 years ago that nobody loves the director by the way Loretta we are still waiting for the ballet dancer story you are going to make in pictures well you won't have to wait much longer mr. de mille we've been in production now for six weeks well what have you decided to call it forever we don't know yet we're having a contest to decide that oh it's a lucky thing for us we don't get mixed up in that ballet dancing cb although i'd like to see you try a few pro-wrestling what have you got on the bill for next week but i'll tell you the name of the play first bob it shop around the corner but that's not the whole story because the stars are cladette colbert and don amici the play is adapted from the metro golden mayor picture a delightful comedy and one of the gayest love stories the screen has contributed in recent years personally we think a team of stars like don amici and cladette colbert is a real scoop so we'd like to meet you all at the shop around the corner next monday night well those who saw the picture won't want to miss it mr. de mille and anyone else has a great surprise coming good night good night cb tonight good night we'll be on your trail again our sponsors the makers of lux flakes join me in inviting you to be with us again next monday night and the lux radio theater presents cladette colbert and don amici in the shop around the corner this is sassel b de mille saying good night to you from hollywood the better young will soon be seen in the gregory rattle production to be released by columbia pictures edward donald appeared tonight through the courtesy of metro golden mayor his forthcoming picture is paramounts nothing but the truth with bob hope robert preston will soon be seen in the paramount picture the night of january 16 our play was adapted from the picture of the lady from shyan based on the story the first woman voter written by jonathan finn and teresa oaks included in tonight's play where forest taylor is hank freeman jane morgan as mrs mcginnis vivian janis is elsie lou merrill as billy foodman munier is like fairchild warren ash is barney buck woods is george Stanley for our as dunbar and bruce pain gale gordon dix davis gloria blondel celeste brush tyler mcvay dick ryan and barbara gene wall our music is directed by louis silvers and your announcer has been melville robert this is the columbia broadcasting system


President of the United States and the Attorney General. Mr. President, it's a great pleasure for me to present to you the United States Marshals of the country. As you also see here, we have many of the law enforcement leaders of the Department of Justice here. As a matter of fact, at least as far as the federal government is concerned, the law enforcement activity of the nation has come to a halt while we listen to your words. It is a pleasure, though, for me, as head of the Department of Justice to mention to you the President of the United States. Thank you. Thank you very much. Please. Thank you, Ed. And thank all of you. I can assure you this will be very brief on account of I'm doing Rawley, North Carolina, at North Carolina State University very shortly. But I early learned, and maybe some of you've heard me tell this, I early learned in my speaking days about the importance of brevity in the speech. I was talking to a longtime friend of Bill Alexander, who was a minister out in Oklahoma, and Bill told me about his first sermon. He said that he had worked long and hard. He was invited to speak or preach at a little country church at an evening service. This was his first service after being ordained, and he worked for many weeks on that sermon. And then he went out and stood up in church and faced an audience of only one man out there in the middle of all those empty pews. So he went down and he said, my friend, I'm just a young preacher getting started, and you're the only member of the congregation that showed up. What do you think? Should I go through with it? And the fellow said, well, I don't know about that sort of thing.  And he said, all I know is if I'd loaded up a truck, load a hay, took it out in the prairie, and only one cow showed up. I'd feed her. So Bill took that as a cue, got back up in the pulpit, and about an hour and 20 minutes later, he said, amen. Went down and said, my friend, you seem to stuck with me. And like I told you, I'm a young preacher getting started. What did you think? And the fellow said, well, like I told you, I don't know about that sort of thing, but I do know this.  And I appreciate this opportunity to spend a few minutes with you. I feel right at home with all of you. You see, I once played a deputy United States Marshal in a film entitled Law and Order, and the fellow I played was named Fram Johnson, and the story was set in Tombstone and Cottonwood, Arizona. Now, I know that there are some people who suggest that in those old pictures, we portrayed things in a rather simplistic manner, making it a choice between the good guys and the bad guys. Well, that may be too simple, but I think it's important to reaffirm there are good guys. And I'm proud to say that the United States Marshal's are among the best. I also played in a half-hour television show as a Marshal, and it was a true-life character. He had been a New York policeman, and a tragic shootout in New York. He had quite a traumatic experience. He journeyed west, he became a Marshal, and he made up his mind that he was going to act as a Marshal without a gun. It was a 30-minute show, as I say, and that was the character I played. I was dead in 27 minutes. So there are also bad guys. I think every American should be grateful that today we have on the front lines, battling the criminal element, the finest crop of law enforcement professionals in our country's history. Coming to grips with America's crime epidemic has been one of our top priorities since getting to Washington four and a half years ago. We've done our best to appoint judges who understand that the purpose of the criminal justice system is supposed to be the protection of the innocent. In past years, it began to appear that the victims' rights were not as important as the rights of the criminals. That twisted logic ignited an explosion of crime, crime often committed by individuals who've been arrested over and over again. Well, I'm proud of the part that we're playing in pushing the pendulum back in the right direction. I think Attorney General Meese has made and will continue to make an enormous contribution in this vital area. But even before Ed's appointment, we worked with our friends up on Capitol Hill to pass needed reform. And last October, it was my pleasure to sign into law the most wide-ranging proposal in recent history, strengthening the Federal Role in Criminal Justice, the Comprehensive Crime Control Act of 1984. But all the laws mean nothing unless the people are behind us. We've been building a new spirit of cooperation between the public and law enforcement. I think there's every reason for optimism in this all important area. Change, of course, is the name of the game in law enforcement, just as it is for endeavors in the private sector. Already, your job compares to the Marshall of the Old West in about the same way the space shuttle compares to the stagecoach. You've kept your honorable traditions, but today you are fulfilling your responsibilities with modern skills, technology, and innovative thinking. I especially would like to congratulate you for some of the creative methods that are being put to use in apprehending criminals. I have to hand it to the Marshall who thought of luring criminals with free vacation trips and tickets to concerts. There's an old saying about catching more bears with honey. Those you've been catching are more elusive than bears. Today, you are in a central position in the Federal Justice System. Virtually every federal law enforcement initiative involves the Marshall service. The custody, care, and transportation of federal offenders is your responsibility. If a federal criminal jumps bail, violates parole, or escapes from prison, tracking him down and recapturing him is your responsibility. When an order is issued by a federal court, it's your job to see the order is carried out. You're protecting the courts, judges, attorneys, and witnesses, and overseeing a dozen other tasks essential to the functioning of the justice service. This all adds up to a heavy burden of responsibility. I can tell you, it's a lot more than I had to do when I was Marshall frame Johnson. Seriously though, I'm happy to see you're here in the nation's capital honing your skills and learning new techniques. I want to take this opportunity to personally congratulate Stan Morris for the fantastic job he's done, and thank him for the leadership that he's given to you fine men and women. We can see the results, and thank you, all of you, for your hard work, your dedication, and your courage. We're all counting on you, so keep it up, and thank you, and God bless you all. Before you leave, you pointed out that you played a Deputy United States Marshal in the film Law and Order. We all know that because almost every Marshal and Deputy has a picture, which makes you kind of a part of this agency. But the thing that has been concerned to us for some 30 years is that you're a Deputy U.S. Marshal. And although in the film, you did win the lady, and you did save the town, you didn't get the job. And we think after this period of time, Attorney General and I would like to make you a United States Marshal. Well, thank you very much. I thank you all. I'm greatly honored, and I want you to know I just read in the paper this morning what Tip O'Neill said about me. Now I'm going to go after Tip O'Neill.


Just stare straight ahead, right into the camera, and then look all the way to your left. Now look all the way to your right, now look back to the middle, look way up, way down, back to the middle, all the way to the left, all the way to the right, back to the middle, way up, way down, and follow my finger, very good.