Woke up with fistfuls of her back hair. Oh, yucky, yucky. Imagine that. Stop looking right. Yeah, it's sick. Are we live, Matthew? Yes. All right. Well, episode number 37, is it? Yeah, 37. 37. Wow. 37, mate. We got 37. We got 38. We got 39 and we got 40. There's four episodes left in the season, man. Hey, sorry about that confusion, everyone. That's my bad, all right. Yeah, that's OK. It's still, we got five to go. And that right there is why we pay you the big bucks. Yeah. Episode number 36. And, you know, we we just we sat down today and we you know, how we're going to do the live show for the season finale. We since we've only got five weeks left, we're we're tossing it up. We haven't.  And we want it to be good and typical us. We've the time has gotten away from us. And we don't think that we can we can organize a good live season finale this year. All right.   But I'm glazed with sweat right now. We had a weird day like we're just filming so much. And it's just so we'll just letting you know now. I don't think that we're going to have a live performance this year. But we did. We made a pact and we said next year. We're going to do at least two. OK, maybe halfway through the season and the season finale. We even cut our like fingertip. Well, Matt didn't be scared, but we cut our fingertips and shook all blood brothers. We we we made a pact as blood brothers. You weren't awake, you were unconscious, Matt, but we did do that. All right. And so next year, we promise that we will deliver at least two live performances. We'll have James on board.  And that will take care of so much. We'll have so much more time, so much more time. So we're very, very sorry to break this news to you guys. But we don't think we're going to have a live performance this year. But next year and next year's podcast. We've already started planning in a little bit.  Can't we're stepping it up. It's good. Each season. We're going to get a better set. We're going to get a table. Matt's going to be we're going to get different angles. We've already got some awesome new segment ideas. It's going to be it's going to be wild off top, I'd say. And I don't say that lightly. He doesn't say that ever. That's like the third time I've heard him say that. Yeah, I know. Oh, my God. I didn't like it.  Oh, my God, he's he's really pushed it. Yeah, dude, do you want to push those cables away from you? No, I can leave them. No, I'm living on the air. I can seriously. That's that. Yeah. Hey, while I'm looking at your feet, how are you feeling with that tone now? Should we do a stunt time today? I ripped it off. Oh, just ripped it off for a member dare video. Very good segue there, Matt. On the website dare video that is out right now, right? We took our website members dares and we did them. Well, we did seven of them.  He did.  Well, we're going to do, I think, a social media version. That should be out as well. Yeah, that's like sense right now. So I don't think that the the tone our ripping will not be in the social media. And I got a whippersnipper up the leg. That probably won't be allowed to be in there. But Julian got a very fucks tattoo and just the. Yeah, you'll see. Go and have a look at the bloody social media or the website video. It's out right now. It's out right now. Yeah, sign up. The University of Michael, three weeks free, which is one of our sponsors, by the way. So if you want to support this podcast, all you have to do is sign up to our University of Michael. The link is in the description. You get free for 21 days to see if you like the content. We post a massive weekly video on there. It's like 30 to 40 minutes long.   There's no unless you go and you go porn.  Porn hub doesn't have people shitting on each other, does it? Yeah, I think you got to go a bit deeper. Yeah, well, I've never looked. I know what I'm doing later. Hmm. I'm going to fucking. Not that it's like a date. 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It's just you don't see them because Facebook doesn't show you. Now, the reach restriction is gone. And to my god, we have views again. We're like all of our old videos, all the videos that we've done for the last year have just been freed. And we've fucking, we've grown like 100,000 followers on Facebook in three days. So we lost over the 12 month period, what, 150? Yeah, so we, yeah, over 12 month period when we had the reach restriction, because Facebook doesn't show our videos to new audiences. So no one knew ever saw our videos.  So it trickled down, lost about 150. And within three days, we've nearly made that 12 month damage up.  It's such a nice, it's motivating. It's good.  Man! Dude, it's gonna be good until the end. Literally, like, we did, when the reach restriction started, we came out with some of our best work. Like the coin car, the AFL grand final, like storming the pitch video. Some good points. Like, I think in the end, those videos got Matthew Brown. They got less than one million views. And for it's in, because Facebook just stopped them. But now? Now they're free. They have a chance. They have a chance. So, that's that. We're back. We're back, baby.  We can grow, new people will see us now.   Yeah! Matt was in Tasmania. Yeah. Matt was in Tasmania for a week. How was that, Matt? Yeah, it was good. Is it babes there? Yeah. Tasmanians? Yeah. Do they, what's with them thinking that they're all incest and shit?  Yeah, but surely that stereotype came from somewhere. Yeah. Surely it wasn't just made up. Maybe.  Yeah. Well, maybe a few people were. And then, yeah. Well, I'm pretty sure like Australians are incest and general. Yeah, because a lot of stereotypes are... And all Aussies ride kangaroos. Hmm. Oh, yeah. Oh, one day. We've been training. So you went to Tasmania? Van Demon's Land. What's that mean? That's the original name for the place. You didn't know that, did you? Van Demon? Yeah, Van Demon's Land. That is a shh. It was good. I went to, I saw some seals. I did a boat ride around Brunei Island. Saw some seals. Yeah, I work. Yeah, it was cold, but it was fun. And people don't have to wear masks there because they haven't had a car for a week. Oh, it was so good. Yeah, there was no, as soon as we got off the plane, as soon as you walk out of the airport, no masks. It's like normal, normal life down there. Yeah. Everyone's very happy. Anyway, but fucking, there you go, dude.  Thank you very much for helping me, Michael. Oh, yeah. And James, obviously, couldn't, he was in Bloody Tassie.     You got to put everything in a place. Park. You got boring that is?  You got to turn the electricity off.  Just have a button that you push in it all gets done. How is that not a thing yet? Dude, I'm pretty sure you can pay people to organize it. Yeah, you can pay for a lot.  But I don't think you can pay people to call the electrical companies and say, oh, I'm moving out now. Because I have to turn the electricity off on the old place and turn the internet off on the old place and then turn it on on the new place. Oh, that sounds complicated. Like calls, just calling people all the time.  Dude, yeah, what the fuck, man? You can't.  Like instead of calling. Yeah, just with a button push. Maybe space bar or something. Teleportation device. We should all have our own little electrical profile and we can just flick it on and off. 110.  If we don't pay it, we can't flick it on and off. So it'll get better, better house. Yeah, it's a much bigger house so we can spread out a bit more. And Bosley has a bigger backyard to run around in now. So it's good. It's going to be good. It's progression.   Things are looking up. It's going to be a strong end to the year.  OK? We got plans.  All right? Yeah. Cat on the back, boys. This is a cat on the back for that. Doing well. Doing well in life.  Dude, well, that's when the retros fiction hit. Yeah.  It was rough.  We had a little moan, but it was a celebratory moan. So thank you, everyone who's stuck by us through that retros fiction. Let's do it. Let's get into the diary.   Let's get into the diary entries, everyone. Oh, yes. OK, I'm ready. Sorry, Kendall with that hair. Thank you, Matt. Same body as well. You have been working. I was looking at it. I was covered in glue, super glue today. We redid the is glue super experiment. Anyway, diary entry number one hundred and forty four from Michael Corey Brookhouse. Words are just sounds. When people were inventing words, I bet they just pointed at something and one of them would just make a sound and say frog. And the others would repeat it. And that's probably how words were invented.   Would you get offended if someone said, strip all fruck? No, because it just sounds that I just made. Anyway, I'm off to get some crispy chicken strips and some tomato sauce from KFC.   It's a choice to be offended. If someone makes sounds that have been made up and then that sound makes you upset, you've chosen to be upset.  So you need to be careful and not choose to get offended by everyone that says something bad. Dakota! That goes to you.  Trying to stay. Anyway, that is, it's true. Words are just sounds. So there, good diary entry. Diary entry number 113 from Marty. Today I learnt what a wallet is. A wallet is something where you put money in and some cards that say who you are. I hope one day when I'm older that I have enough money to put some in a wallet. My dad uses a plastic bag as a wallet after he gets paid from work and goes to the pub. It was a pretty good day. Oh, that was a cute one. Oh. They're gonna grab his cheek. Gaw, he's so slappin' a bit. He's running in jail for that.  Yeah, good day boys, yeah! Went to Grandma's funeral today and got a few awesome selfies. Can't, ha, ha, ha, ha.    You should be saying thank you, can't.  I must've banged like four chicks or no chicks. I can't remember.  Stab, stab, stand up, can't. Big slash stab, can't. Stab! Ha, ha, ha, ha. Big slash stab. It's like a stab and slash. Oh, he's getting that from Fortnite, the big slash when he's hitting. Eyes out of Fortnite things, isn't it? When he's knocking things down. Yeah, there's fucking, is that, what's the thing that death holds? The little axe or, I don't know, it's like a little pickaxe. Yeah, the Grim Reaper, yeah, what's that? Is that in Fortnite? He was going on about that today. Yeah.  He's getting so good. Have you been playing him? He's been that good.   Just hear these screams of anger. It's because he dedicates too much time to Fortnite. Yeah, he's way too much time to Fortnite. Yeah, he's into shooting games. Anyway, if you want to play with him, add him. Yeah.  I don't know if he wants his thing out there. Yeah, maybe not, but he likes to ask. He always plays on his Twitch. Yeah, he's on his Twitch, go follow his Twitch. What is it, it's Julian Woods or something? It's Julian Woods, I'm pretty sure. If you're sending him messages, I want to play with you on Fortnite, he'll accept the message. Look, if we all try and get around him and support him enough and let him know that it's not like a nerdy thing to do, maybe he'll start Twitch streaming, because honestly, I want you guys to see it. It's freaking good. He gets embarrassed about it, like he goes red talking about it.   That's the sound it makes.  And he has his back facing the screen. Like it's so weird. Yeah, it's something about backs and backs, backs on backs. Yeah. Die Rancher number 1080 from Matthew Gregory Brown. It was a stunning spring day. My skin was pink and burnt as I laid on my front lawn. I was peeling a skin off roadkill I'd found for lunch and set out loud to myself. I've been training so hard and my confidence is higher than ever. But I just recruited my dad to help me. I haven't had the day to tweak myself in months. Not having any days off and training so hard is really having a negative effect on my mental health. And I bam! I was immediately snapped back into reality when the scent of a 14 year and four month old blonde girl towards the end of her menstrual cycle hit my nostrils like the planes that hit the twin towers. Looks like it's treat day to day. I lurched up off the lawn and turned towards my house. My neck's stung with hot excitement. Dad, I'm having a day off for my mental health. I screamed back at the house. Still facing the house, I pushed off and began bounding backwards with such ease that I would bound over entire backyards on a single stride. Still shirtless, I found the blonde girl walking with two boys her age. She was stunning. They were all talking and I saw how handsome one of the boys was and I became shy. I trailed behind them and kept my head down. I sped up and could hear what they were talking about. I must have been too keen as one of the boys noticed me. Oh, Yark, what does that guy have his shirt off? My skin went a deep purple color as I felt dramatically embarrassed. I put my head down and passed the three without making my contact. I heard them giggle. Then I felt rage, so profound that I wanted to change my name to quest it and turn back.  The three teenagers were taken aback. They stopped giggling and their faces changed. They softened. Sorry, mate, we shouldn't have been so rude, said the boy. Yeah, it's not nice. Really sorry.   The three teenagers turned and ran, watching them run off and made my brain fizz with lust. And I rolled my eyes so far back in my head that they did a full circle. I blacked out momentarily, came to and felt more satisfied than I'd felt in months.  Oh, no. That could have been a little bit worse. I thought they were in for a beating, but you just wanted to be friends with them. Imagine seeing someone's eyes go all the way around, goes up and then comes back from down on top. All right, very good. Still napping with my dad. Last week, we laughed at kissing.  Fuck, dude. Very good. Very, very good. All right. Next segment has been renamed. Very good. This is where we answer your questions that you come in on the Muddy Michael fully actual YouTube channel. And what we do is we go through and we select the most liked questions and we answer those first. So if you want to answer your question, comment it and then see if it gets the most likes. Have a scroll through, see which other questions you want us to answer and give them a like if you want us to answer that particular question. Keep the questions coming. Keep the comments coming. Should we smoke up? Yes. Bomb break. Top comment is from Ryborg6. He said, can we get some more on this days again? Maths research was top notch and always made me laugh out loud. Dire entries are funny too. We bring back the on this days. All right. Well, if that's what the... How many likes does that have? Well, 30. If that's what the people want, then that's what the people get. So we'll start with one on this day. Yeah. Maybe just a couple... Just chuck one on this day. I think we do one. Is that all right? Yeah, just one on this day. I'll find... I'll research some top quality content on this day and we'll just do one. All right. There you have it, guys. On this days, we'll be back. You asked for it. We delivered. Coming back next week. And top question went to Ryan Franz Ferdinand. Question for the podcast. Have you guys heard of the German metal band called We Butter the Bread with Butter? They have a new album with a song called... Maybe Marty can pronounce this. That is racist, Matthew. Pronounce that word. It is not... That is not a German word. You just did it so good.    It's just German. It's German. It's German.  Is that what you German talk like?    You can't fix it. You bite it and can't fix it. Hylian turkey! Sshhoooo! Thank you, young man. You look great! My apologies, young man! My apologies. My apologies. My apologies. My apology. My apologies. My apologies. Speaking of German, Nikki is working on her. She's preparing. She's doing all his hard work. Oh man, thank you, Nikki for doing that. She's sending more German phrases for the Germans and we'll return. She doesn't have to do this. We literally just have to, like, they got shuffled around. There's so many there, I reckon that we haven't done. We did a lot, man. We did a fair bit. Okay. We did three or four an episode. Three an episode for like 20 at least. That's like 60 cars, kind of. Okay. Yeah, for probably, by the time she's ready, it might be good for season four. Exactly right, mate. Season four. But yeah, thank you. That's awesome, Nikki. But no, we haven't heard of that German bad to answer your question. I can't even pronounce Ryan's name. Yes you can, Matthew. I want you to have a go, okay? Look at it. Sound it out. Put the sounds together. You can do this. Ryan Ferdinands. Ferdinands? No. Sorry. Disappointing next question is from Brad silver Marty, can you not chew into the mick while breathing like a Komodo dragon? It's hate Yep, I can do that. I think he's referring to you. I think you were eating Chinese last episode just as we started Yeah, yeah, we're in a bit of a rush then yes, I think I enjoy does get a bit of a reaction I remember doing in the prank haul with Darren last week and I was like showing a lollipop and I like added to the arrogance of down Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was character. That was perfect. Yeah, I but I enjoy it does really yeah, definitely bring it out when it's needed Look good. Oh, well, Michael's got his belly button piece from that David. It's infected as fun. There's like that's glue. Oh I've got a bit of glow on it, mate Next question is from Johnny Pepper Question of the podcast have you boys infested in any crypto?  There's so many now. Yeah, so nothing crazy, but yeah a little bit All right next question is from Matthew Knowles. Um, what is your most embarrassing moment when you've been at a nightclub?     No, well, we pop the rest in our mouths We have the rest something two or three and then we're like, you know I start talking to these two girls and then literally like five minutes I still remember the second that I sort of was became aware of how we sounded it was like that it started really well they seemed like Like into us or whatever and then I just remember like Noticing that the girls talking to was getting a bit like uncomfortable and then and then I sort of listened into Michael's conversation And Michael was making no sense.   I don't remember this by the way Sort of talking to her but not really again Not really making any sense just sort of seeing their talking and it wasn't like in a creepy or sleazy way But Michael just sort of like so just just like friendly like lent in a little bit And she just fully like reversed and got out of there I will see you later She said That's the nights that me and Marty got up to I only have vision like a memory of The beginning when we're talking those girls and then once the pills hit everything is black.  Yeah, that came off a question somehow Next question. That's an embarrassing Munted nights out dude like I had a friend.  Hey boys I was thinking it'd be amazing if you could do a Christmas episode. Would you ever do a Christmas episode? Yeah, we may we're talking about it today. We've got what five episodes left of the season We're thinking about since it's a Christmas special.  Well, like We'll have time. Yeah, what we'll do once we finish all 40 episodes this season that A week after the last episode we'll do a Christmas special, but we'll release it closer to Christmas And we'll also animate some dire entries in between too.  Oh, yeah, imagine if we animated like all the time trees I would watch that start to finish when I'm baked dude. That could be like that would be so entertaining to watch That could be the jail for me next the Simpsons. Oh, do you know what I mean, dude?  Yeah, you got to be careful because it's an entire whatever it is. Yeah, so like I don't know Maybe you could have like objects like well, maybe we just released certain ones Oh, we just blur we could be animated, but we blur the yeah Yeah, I think they are more lenient with cartoons.  Oh Man, anyway, we'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. We'll definitely get some dire entries animated.  He's been in he's been completely Unconscious it doesn't matter what I do to him.  And I was like, what do you mean? So where the small dumbbells? I can't find them.  I don't like it was like so red out of these nights So we went hard and we were at the gold coast or something And I look over at Michael. He's had heaps of MD again And he's on the not the uber app the uber drive app the app that you open when you You know driving passengers around and getting paid and he's accepting fairs On the app and then I'm like, dude, what are you doing?   We gotta work man.  It's like I'm so used to with uber driving every single weekend I had to be uber driving so I've probably just your brain just went into my brain It's what it knows Just what it's familiar like the front part was just dead and the back bit just kicked in Do we get that time normally that's what I go to Oh, very good. Good question. Uh, next question is from Rebskell. Um What did Marty's girlfriend say about her wheels when we stubbed him out? Um, yeah, she Oh, she wasn't she wasn't upset.   I didn't notice anyone staring at it So I think I got away with it.   What do you do for work? That's the one? Yeah, yeah, yeah Next question. I had Steve Brown and Emmanuel Of fail. I feel they both asked the same question. Um, are you guys planning on releasing? Any merch related to the website or the podcast? Yeah, we we did discuss this. Yeah, so this is the sort of plan We're gonna maybe release Something towards the end of the year before Christmas Sort of like slogans that only people that from the Exclusive exclusive to the website and the reason that we're doing that is just because we don't know the demand We don't know how many we're gonna sell so we just sort of want to we can get age Right And you know if during our merch week, you want to sign up to the free trial You'll you'll be able to buy them and then you can just cancel once you've bought the merch if you want to do that Uh, so that's a way around having to pay for our subscription and still being able to buy merch Yeah, but it's gaging from our members in the university of marco See how well the merch does there if it goes really really well Then we'll take the next stage because the what we don't open to everyone Yeah, because the one thing we want to try and avoid is starting merch and then not harming us properly like last time We did it. We just quickly. We're like, oh you're picking the Shopify Group shipping.  We want it to be good stuff and Sustainable so we can keep doing merch. You know what I mean? Can you sell club? Can you sell merch through Instagram? Yeah, you can you can connect to shop. Yeah, you can connect. Yeah, dude. It's crazy these days come high tech sorry, um Next question is from steven haunt. Um, what would you guys do if you had twin brothers? Like what would I do to the twin? Oh man life would be a lot easier Yeah You could have you don't have to work half the time like twin is in the same look in his year And same personality. I guess so.  They'll do it. I've done it Really?  What are the odds of that both in next to each other? Um Question of the podcast if you worked in the adult film industry, what would your stage names be? And who would you work with? Um Stage name does that mean like my porn name?  I'd have an actual a huge one High five up your guts.  Yeah, and it would just yeah, it'd be big It'd be brown.   Oh, yeah reptilian vibes Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah a spike. Let's just change it to spikes please Too late to just change it to just spikes All right, so my change has changed the stage name to spikes spikes.  Um, she kind of a think to yourselves. What am I actually doing with my life? Fucking look this the road that we have taken No one's you know this job this job that we have it hasn't been around for very long. There's no There's no one to There's no one there to say oh do this.     We want to make people laugh That's it and as we keep focusing on that and that's all of our decisions come back to that And then yeah, you got that goal that main goal Oh, he's being so cute today That's enough about my german heritage Thank you Next question is from um Next question is from brooklyn bice One of our discord. She claims that she's number one discord.  She got it printed on. Yeah, very good Brooklyn bice. Oh by the way, brooklyn bice. She reckons. Um, she reckons. I have veneers Oh Which um, lucky. It's not true.  I gotta bend one here. Wait there Yeah, you you got ripped one out, right? Oh, yeah, I should pull one out with a pair of pliers Is this has anyone else not like oh, there was a 20. I'm not even kidding 20 years Where I didn't go to the dentist. Yeah, I'm on a long streak at the moment.  I'm scared to go my biggest fear is the dentist. I'll pull my hand up I need my hand up and say I did get I did get insurance recently so I can start preparing to go.  You probably need to get that out. No, I did.    So it pushes along. What's that cunt's problem? He's standing and they've been bozzy. We're here for another half an hour Um, but yeah, usually you're you got to watch out your that your teeth aren't it's not growing that way Yeah, coming in sideways coming sideways What's that cunt's problem?  Yeah, this is screaming Anyway, brooklyn boys, go have a sleep. Maybe he needs to piss. Surely not. I'll let him out.  Who's this? Sorry to ask a sad question. Wait, what if someone dies? No, but who dies? One of you Well, one of us. Yeah, so do you replace them with someone else or do you just continue on? Or do you just go back to uber? That would be rough. Hey, it would just have to be a complete It'd be a shutdown. It's like starting again. It's basically starting again That would be right not to answer your question, but I think you'd change your whole I don't think I'd want to be on camera for a while. I just I just do like fart content like I'd and prank calls. That's it.  Is it you turn into questants?   I don't know where to put this now under the table under the table clip it So I do believe brooklyn is campaigning in the discord to get on the On the background one episode, but I was thinking Can't just put her on well, maybe we do A whole group of fans for a background one day We'll get a screen shot of the all the constant discord Maybe and then all of us just chatting away and you can have the faces on there I could do it It takes some work But with some photoshop You could get them all to send a selfie in and I could put all the selfies together into one photo Wow, that's you speak photographer So and if there's any photoshoppers who watch out this podcast Have you got maybe photoshopping some funny shit together as the background? Oh, yeah I really um actually that's a great point I really want to start putting some of the photoshop works that people have been putting out So I've got a few of them. I mean to be posting them on the instagram Yeah, so I'd love to get some yeah some funny stuff.  Yeah go for it.  It's already buddy All right, two more questions and we're done. Um Question for the podcast. Um, who do you like better? Do you like chris rock or eddie murphy? Um and also for fighting. Do you rather mike tyson or mohammed ali? Uh comedians, I haven't watched much of eddie murphy, but I've watched a bit of chris rock It's it's like it's chris rock is is a funny guy. I've never watched I'd go chris rock over eddie murphy and I'd go mohammed Tell you who's even better than both. Oh, Dave chappelle.  I have to go eddie murphy over chris rock But I just enjoy his old stand-up. There's not much of it. Yeah, I haven't heard much of it enough of a day Yeah, I'm just going off movies. I prefer chris rockers movies. Yeah, what about one of the fighters tyson and ali tyson and ali I just go ali. Yeah, you'd have to go ali But even tyson actually my tyson is so entertaining though.  No, it's like vietnam. So it's like 60s or 70s. I think there you have it Anyway, should we get one more? Yeah Lot of questions guys. Thank you all for sending them in bloody. Love you. We're gonna get to toka. Oh, yeah Hang on. There was one here. That was very good Look at the piss has got a bit of sediment at the bottom now. Oh, um fly by night question for the podcast Marty, why are you german? That's pubes Hey, look mate. It wasn't my choice. All right You you you wake up one day and you're in the circumstances that you're in You can't choose it. You just you wake up and you deal with it and you move to australia as quickly as you can And that's what i've done here And i've done i've done germany proud Yeah, I might have left a lot of heritage behind a lot of family But I I see today is proud Well said It's always more emotional if you stand up.  All right. Um, should we just get into the peo box and then we'll end this Uh, yeah, do we have any fuck? Yeah, we do All right next segment of the peo unboxer. We're moving a little quicker now It's just because we looked at the time and uh, we don't want to be late to toka Okay, because it's our one Evening a week. Well, we can really just throw ourselves out there. Yeah, it's a good time to unwind All right.   We do have a box here though guys. So fear not going on What is it? Oh, marty, can you be careful with the boxes? I feel like I read a comment somewhere that someone was going to try and send a bomb in or something I don't know.  All right, so be careful. It looks friendly That doesn't look friendly Oh, what is it? Whatever this is is wrapped in blue paper.      All right, do you want to open? Oh, no, that's just more paper All right, here we go. I'm now opening this package. I love blue paper around. I don't know. It doesn't look safe It's a Tupperware container, which is it? Tupperware container is never good Wait, I think we got some oh my god. Oh my god. Is it it's a Tupperware container full of cookies now We're not jumping to any conclusions, but we think these could be our favorite type of cookies. Anyway Let's read on Oh, they look like they are Hey ringworms. I bake some special cookies and thought I'd share They're strong. So don't eat them all at once. Oh, you have no idea our tolerance From I don't know if you want me to say you know, we'll keep it first name. No, it's all right, right? Yeah, yeah from angela Thank you very much, angela. This this is like Thank you.  This is what we like pop and one in this isn't this podcast. Oh pop and one in my mouth We're going to talk Oh, did you change the knife does that deserve a clap? Yeah, that's a clap. There's more there's more in the letter um PS thanks for the content always jump on the website after a shitty day. Oh, well, there you go.  Thank you very much.  There's still another letter. There's still another another Careful, no, I just look at this Matt. How's dangerous? Open it in my look at that. Yeah, exactly What have we got here, huh? Oh Okay Thank you for more codes. What do we got here? Okay, we got this guy who sent some codes.  We want to send some cushy sense cushy. It's all entertainment. It's all just great You're adding to the whole community of it A po box. So we got an idea for the po box next year too that we think we'll take it to the next level What's that prank call time to finish the episode and this time we're using suggestion Sent in by none other than you you there you guys listening Okay in the comments last week's podcast someone had a great suggestion They said why don't you call a restaurant pretend to be locked in the toilet Saying that you're out of fucking toilet paper It is a good idea. It's a great idea.  I hope this works. Let's see if I can keep them on the line this time Hello, um, I've just come into your restaurant and I'm just in the bathroom Um, and I've gone to the toilet and there doesn't appear to be any um toilet paper there Yeah, so I was just wondering if maybe someone could perhaps bring me a roll of toilet paper or is that too much to ask? Yeah, I will I've come into your restaurant. Yeah, so um The restaurant um the golden bamboo, uh chinese restaurant The golden bam. What's that sorry? Yeah, the the female toilets. Yeah, I'm not sure if it's the toilet. It's just a dark sort of room Yeah, the female Yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah, I've just sort of snuck in. I've just sort of snuck in. Yeah, and I've just gone to the toilet Yeah Yeah, I've just used the bathroom the ladies bathroom and there's no toilet paper here. I'm sure Inside the restaurant the toilet. Yeah, I'm in a dark room. It's quite dark here. There's no actual light So yeah, I'm pretty sure it's the toilet in the female toilets. Yes, that's correct. Yeah I'll we shoot Sorry, oh Yes, hello, sorry, I could hear you screaming in the toilet. Nobody answer Oh, I could hear you screaming. I could could you hear me? Maybe I'm in another room And maybe I've accidentally gone into the male toilets. Could you go and check the male toilets, please? Yeah, I'm in the sink. There? Yes. Hello. There's nobody in our bathroom. Oh, look, maybe I'm in some sort of storage Compartment or something. Do you guys have like a closet?  So maybe just um, maybe you need better signs on your doors All right, because I've come in to your establishment Looking to use a toilet and I've obviously walked into some sort of storage room and I've taken a shit All over the floor and all I'm asking is for a little bit of toilet paper, please Yes, from Sandgate Road Boondle. That is correct I believe I've accidentally walked into a storeroom. Yes, and it's getting quite hot. I'm getting quite humid in here Check the storerooms, please darling. I'm freaking out Yes, near the female toilets. I must be close Female toilet. You said the female toilet. Yes, the female. That is correct. Yeah Well, look, maybe perhaps I'm in another room next to the toilet Okay, okay, I'm sorry.  All right. All right. I'm sorry.    It's so maybe bring a scrubbing brush Okay, so Okay, so I'll take you through the way I went I walked in through your restaurant and I headed right and then I took the first left And then I walked straight and I must have accidentally walked into one of the other rooms I didn't see anyone as I walked in either darling. I didn't see anyone come in Perhaps one of the storage rooms. Do you guys have any storage dark cupboards or something?  Listen, maybe Okay, okay. Maybe if I maybe if I start screaming if you maybe walk towards the woman's toilet I'm gonna start screaming as loudly as I can Okay Okay. Well, thank you so much for trying. I guess I'm just It's just so confusing because I swear I read your restaurant name as I entered the premises I must have gone into a different restaurant. Yeah Yeah, that's so strange, isn't it? Isn't that strange? Oh my god, how embarrassing No, that's totally fine. How embarrassing All right, I'll see you later. Thank you. Yeah Yeah I think she said it's not funny. Okay at the end that's oh, dude. Oh, I like I would let her move in Yeah, what a nice lady guys.  No, that's yeah. Yeah. She's a small small business.  Yeah, she was very helpful As you all know The all our podcasts are demonetized. The only way we grow is through your engagement. Okay So we need you to like comment and subscribe if you feel like it All right, just um, if you can't think of something to comment Just comment the best or something comment comment comment.   We are the best. We are the best. We are the best.    We could um, oh, yeah, that could be uh That could be the one that was very good. All right. I'm sweating from laughing so much I'm sweating from screaming so much. Here we go.  I thought she might have put the phone down, but she's but she was there the whole time Are you done with your screaming now? Yeah All right, here we go


Good evening and welcome. We're coming to you from the Fiji Symposium in Bangalore, the platform for all dialogue on financial inclusion. And with me today from ITU is Mr Vijay Mori. Welcome Mr Vijay. He also is the leader of Security Infrastructure and Trust Working Group. So welcome, how does it feel to be part of the first ever Fiji Symposium? It feels great. So this symposium is a unique platform that brings together all the stakeholders of the ecosystem, the telco regulators, financial services regulators, the mobile network operators, digital financial services platform providers, and also the fintech community. So it's a really unique platform that we have here that bring together different stakeholders with different interests and different requirements, and they can share all their experience in this unique place. And when it comes to your working group, what exactly are the key objectives of your working group? It's very simple. To make sure that your transactions take place in a secure manner and nobody can steal your information, your money. That's the simplest way of putting it. However, when we talk about security in digital financial services, we're talking about four main things. So how we protect the integrity of the transactions, that is to ensure that no one has tampered with the information that is being sent across. And secondly, is to ensure that whenever you want to use the network to send the money, it's there, it's available, that is the availability of the network is there. Thirdly, it's ensuring that the communications takes place in a secure manner, that you're not losing your money, you're not being defrauded when you use the system. And fourthly, it's looking at all the risk, security risks that are brought into by new technologies because technology changes all the time. And whatever, what was there 10 years ago, now is completely obsolete. And you have new technologies that are coming in, like for example, big data analytics are being used to create profiles for people, so that you can give them credit afterwards, you have to build the credit profile. However, these could have security implications. So we're looking at all these new technologies as well as their security implications. So essentially you're keeping up to speed with all the new technologies that are coming in and trying to make that secure as possible. Exactly. Okay. So with the related to your working group, what exactly are the key areas that you're looking at tackling? Yeah, there are a number of key areas that we are looking at. So the security infrastructure and trust working group itself is a group into four key areas, I would say. So we're looking at for example, how we secure the infrastructure security layer, that is the communications infrastructure, how it can be secured. The second element that we're looking is creating trust in the usage of digital financial services. So ensuring that people when they're using digital financial services, they feel secure. They know that they're not going to be defrauded that when they're sending money to Mr. X, the money is actually reaching Mr. X and not going to Mr. Y. Okay, so how you create the trust in using the system. In this area, we're also looking at digital Ponzi schemes that have come up recently. A lot of these Ponzi schemes used to take place on the phone, but now with the internet, a lot of these Ponzi schemes can reach the people through the internet. So we're looking at the collaboration between telco regulators and financial services regulators, how they can work together to bring down these Ponzi schemes. And in this symposium, we have a paper that is going to be discussed on actually these digital Ponzi schemes and how we can protect people from such schemes. We're also looking at the area of quality of service, for example, to ensure that the network is available when you want to use it. So we have defined some indicators for what we call key performance indicators for the quality of service of the mobile network. And these key performance indicators or KPIs are going to be measured in a pilot project. And this will give a methodology for telco regulators to better monitor the quality of service for mobile networks when it comes to digital financial services. And the fourth area that we have is on distributed ledger technologies, which plays a key role now, which is trying to have a key role in the payment system and in financial services. So we have a work stream which is looking at the implications of using distributed ledger technologies for financial inclusion. And this work stream will be presenting its report as well at the symposium this week. Okay. So quite a bit of issues to be tackled at the working group. Yes, there's a number of issues. And I think if I may add on the infrastructure security, I went through it very quickly, but it actually consists of three subgroups in the infrastructure security. So there are three main groups, like I said. So the most important, not most important, but the three main ones are the application security, looking at all the vulnerabilities at the level of the applications. So whether it's a USSD application or it's an application that's running on a smartphone app. So we're doing security testing on the application to find out whether they have been secured in the right way. And then we'll come up with recommendations on best practices for developers who are actually producing these applications. The second one is how we secure the infrastructure layer with regards to the SS7 vulnerability in communication network. Because through the SS7 vulnerability, someone can get access to your account and transfer funds without you being aware of it. So it's an important issue that needs to be tackled and we're actually looking at developing mitigation strategies for this. We're also developing a security assurance framework which will help DFS providers to better organize themselves when it comes to cybersecurity threats and also provide a framework for the regulators to assess their security compliance as well. It will be like a tool that can be used by the regulators to also assess the compliance of the DFS providers. And the third subgroup that we have under the security work stream is the authentication work stream which is looking at different authentication technologies and looking at the interoperability of these authentication technologies. So previously you would be using a password to send and receive money. So password as you know can be easily tampered with. So in the authentication work stream we're looking at technologies that can help authenticate a person without the need of a password. So it could be facial recognition technology or other kind of technologies that are available currently. But however these have to be implemented in a secure way. And then they have to be interoperable so that they can be used across platforms as well. And most importantly security. Exactly. Great. Thank you so much. Thank you so much for your answers.


Hey guys welcome to SSVD Tech social decide and today we are going to see about the set variable activity in the ADF. So in the last video we have seen about the lookup activity. So before going to see about the set variable activity I would strongly recommend to watch that video. I will provide the link of that video in the description of this video so you can watch from there because this is the continuation of that video. So what is the set variable activity? So set variable activity is used to set the value of an existing variable of type string bool or array defined in the data factory. So here we can set the variables under these three data types. So first is the string data type so we can set second is the bool data type so we can set for the bool and third for the array. So we can set for these three data types and here like we are getting the values from any another activity and that from that activity we are going to set the value into the variables by using the set variable activity. So go to the browser and we will see in the practical. So if you have remember in the last video we have used this lookup activity. So this lookup activity is getting the data for the refresh date. If we can go here and we will try to go setting and preview the data. So under the preview data we can see here we are having these columns but the refresh date we are more concerned on the refresh date. So here we can see the refresh date that is the fourth of April 2022. So we do not want to keep the values for other columns we are required to have the refresh date column value only. So how we can set the refresh date column value from this data set into a variable. So for that we have to use the set variable activity. So under the activity we can search for the set variable. So let me connect with this and let me rename this activity with set refresh date. Here we can see the variables but we did not created any variable yet. So first we can go on the pipeline level and here we can see the option for creating the variables. So let me quickly create the variable here and this is the last refresh date. So this is the variable that we have created and under the type as we can see we are having string type, Boolean type or array type. So I am happy with the string type and in the default value I am not going to pass anything. Go in the set variable activity and here we can see the variables. So under the names we can see the last refresh date. So this is the variable by which we are going to assign the values. So we can select this variable here we can see only one because we are having only one variable. So under the value we will be getting the value from this output of this lookup activity. So we can click on this add dynamic content and here we can see the activity outputs. So here is the get refresh date which is the lookup activity. Let me select this. Now here we can see the output of that. So we are only concerned with the first row of that output and which column so the column that is the refresh date. So we have to write the refresh date there and we can click on OK. So that is it. It will be going to get the input from this lookup activity and assigning the value into the variable that is the last refresh date by using the set variable activity. Now let me publish this and we will try to execute and we will be verifying the output of this set variable. So this will be having only a single variable that is the last refresh date and the value whatever the value is coming from the lookup activity. So publishing completed let me try to debug it. So we can click on this debug. So it will be executing as you can see it's running. So pipeline is completed. Now we can see the set refresh date which is this variable activity. So in this set variable we can check the output. So we can click on this here the output that we can see last refresh date the variable and whatever the value that we are having that you can see from here. In the next video we will be checking if this value that is the last refresh date value is more than the first date of current month. Then we will be going to load the data from one server to another server that we have already seen the requirement in the last video. So thank you so much for watching this video. If you really like this video please subscribe our channel to get many more videos. Don't forget to press the bell icon to get the notification of our newly uploaded videos. See you in the next video.


There's two ways you can get to the MyOpenMath site. First, you can go to the Brooklyn College website and navigate through several menus. But I wouldn't do it that way. Instead, you can just go to the website, www.myopenmath.com. Now, if you don't already have a MyOpenMath account, you'll need to register as a new student. The accounts are free. All you have to do is submit some information. Your instructor will give you a course ID and an enrollment key that will make sure you're signed up for the correct course. So log in, and you'll get to a page that may look something like this, where over on the left hand side we have courses you're taking. It's very important to make sure that you go to the correct course. Now, if you already have a MyOpenMath and need to enroll in a new class, you can enroll in a new class. And your instructor will give you a course ID and an enrollment key to make sure that you're in the right course. So let's say it's winter of 2020, and we're taking Math 1006. We'll go there. So the main page might look something like this. And one of the first things you'll see is a calendar, which includes all sorts of handy information, like when homework is due, when quizzes are due, when exams happen, and so on. It's also color coded. Red is things that are due today. Orange, yellow, and green are things that are due successively later. This angry red says there's a whole bunch of things we have to do today, so let's click on that date and see what's due. And that'll give us information about what's due, though we might have to scroll down to see it. And here we see there's a bunch of homework in a quiz. We'll talk about doing the assessments later. If we keep going down, we'll see all of the chapters and practice exams for both the term exams and for the final. Let's scroll back to take a look at chapter one. And we can open the chapter by clicking on the title. And the chapter is broken down into a couple of sections, so we'll click on a section title. And so now in this section, we can click here to get an online version of the text, which will open up an new tab. So to get back, we'll just click back on the original tab. We can also get a printable version of the section. And again, this also opens an new tab, so we can get back by clicking on the original tab. There are also video lectures you can open up. And to close the block, you can click on the triangle. Now, if you keep opening blocks, you can clutter up the screen quite a bit. So it's useful to take advantage of this isolate button, which will isolate the section. So here I want to isolate section 1.1. And now just that section is shown. As the navigation bar up here will give us an easier way to navigate around. This tells us we're in section 1.1. And we can navigate back to chapter one or to the main course page or all the way home if you want to switch courses.


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