Hey everyone welcome to this week's video update today at the time of this recording is Saturday morning July 25th Hope everybody had a great week of trading The market started out pretty strong, right? This is Monday here So we had three green days pushing higher and then Thursday and Friday Just kind of collapsed took away all of the gains that it had gained the first three days of the week And so what do we think's going on going forward? Well, I still I've been talking about the last few weeks I think the market in the short term is going to continue higher either kind of chop sideways to higher now Obviously anything can happen. This thing could continue to collapse and I do think more downside eventually is inevitable But I think in the short term we're still gonna be pushing higher now Does that mean we're gonna flip directions to get long? No, we're still carrying a little bit of short Delta We did get rid of one bunker this week as I'll show in the alerts but we will We're not gonna get too aggressive about adding shorts yet now if we get another push another extension higher We will definitely be potentially adding some more shorts But for now, we're just gonna kind of manage as is continue to put on new positions Take them off carry a little bit of short Delta right now We're we're right at about one-to-one or a little under one-to-one on our short Delta versus our Theta ratio And so that is the plan Going forward. Let's jump into the alerts Let's go to trade alerts here And then we will also do a recap of the day trades that we took this this week So starting with Monday the 20th our first trade was Yeah, the rut so we closed out our iron duck and rut we got that price run higher Price ran up the beak of the duck didn't have much of a chance to get back into the duck head And so we went ahead and closed that out booked a profit on that one Next trade opening adjusting trade in GC in gold We did this one a little bit further out than we typically do 66 days to expiration But still in that wheelhouse of kind of 30 to 60 days And so we added this on and then the very next alert was closing out the one that we had with 37 days to expiration And we're over 40% of max profit on that piece of the trade So we went ahead and close that out and then opened up in the next cycle. So if we take a look at GC Show you where we're at here now implied volatility has really spiked Yeah, so even though we're still well within range We're down on the trade because of that implied volatility spike if you if you saw what was going on in Silver and gold this week. Let me just look at the futures here I did have a pair pairs trade on In one of my personal accounts is partially while I was watching but I mean gold just rallied hard and Silver rallied even harder. I mean, we had a huge spike in in silver and then now it's kind of leveling off but Precious metals having a rally. So that's where we're at in gold Next trade opening trade in SPX. So we added another weekly double calendar in SPX did this one with the front week four days to expiration the back week of seven and So now we had two of those on which expired on Friday So I'll get the closing trades on those here in just a minute. Then we had a closing trade in IWM So here's that bunker. I mentioned that we closed out. This one had We were under 60 days expiration. I think we were 58 when we closed this out So that you know, the price was starting to sag into that Potential value of death. So we didn't want to let that happen. So we took a small loser Got out of that one and we've still got some other bunkers on which I'll I'll get to you here in just a minute SMH did a rolling adjusting trade Got down to we were 31 days to expiration. So we rolled out to 59 But the reason is we you know price ran higher. There's very little value left in the put put So we needed to roll those puts up. We could have stayed in the August cycle But just decided to extend duration get out to September and so that's what we did there So if we take a look at SMH And that's kind of a that's kind of subjective call right when you're 31 days That's kind of a you could roll in the same cycle. You could roll out to the next one It's kind of a subjective decision. So we went ahead and just rolled out to give us more time Now we're already up over $600 since we did that roll And so if we do you get a little bit of a continuation downside That's gonna give you a big benefit on this position here still working our way back to profits on SMH Closing trade and SPY. So we had an iron duck in SPY again price ran higher and into the Beak and so we went ahead and booked that profit early and and close that one out Next trade rut we did another opening trade in rut and added a new iron duck in RUT And we did this one with 16 days to expiration. So if we take a look at that piece Pretty close to where we put it on. We're up a tiny bit. Just waiting for some more time to pass Again, this expires on 8-8 So obviously Ideally if it comes down a little bit into our duck head book max profit if it runs higher No risk to the upside and we could be a book a big profit Opening trade in SPY. So the next day we put on another duck as price was continuing to come down later in the week Did this one with 20 days to expiration. So just kind of spreading out our our symbols spreading out our Explorations and just continuing to add these positions in here So if let's take a look at SPY We've got a couple different positions on here in SPY We've got this iron duck Where you can see it's it's up into the beak and then the one that we just put on from that alert is this one here and You can see prices come down since we put it on because we had that big down day on Friday So prices just entering the duck head and so obviously we've got some time left on this one But that's where we want it to stay in that area and while we're here. We'll take a look We also have an iron condor on in SPY prices hanging out right here in the upper end of the range I just waiting for a little bit more downside or some more time to pass before we do anything with that one That one's out in August. So we've got a 27 days to expiration. So we got a lot of time there Next trade closing trade in SPX. So one of our weekly double calendar We ended up holding both of these until Friday and and just to give you a little perspective because you know What we've been typically doing is is closing one out on Thursday closing one out on Friday Well, what happened is when we get this big down move like we saw we get SPX When you when you when we got this big down move on Thursday implied volatility popped and that helped our position and Price got us back to center. And so we thought you know what? Let's just hold this see if we get a little bit more downside Continuation into Friday a little bit more implied volatility expansion now if you look implied volatility didn't really expand that much even though price was down and that and when I say it didn't expand really the difference between the front and the Backweek the differential didn't move that much, but price stayed, you know down to to pretty steady All right, it wasn't a very volatile day And so it worked out well because we were able to book profits on both of our weekly double calendars Now go back to the chart one more time. So The when we put this on we put we put one of these on last Friday We put one on earlier, you know Monday and so we did get that Volatility got crushed in the first part of the week. And so that was hurting our double calendar But then this popped it and and got us back into the profit So we ended up booking a a nice a little profit on that one like a little over a hundred dollars on That one and then I'll go ahead and jump to this one And then we closed this one out later later that morning on Friday and and booked a profit of 165 Actually, let's just go to the closed trades here booked 165 on that one and 105 on that one so you say well, that's you know, that's cool Not not very much, but if you think about this I mean the amount of capital that we're using on these trade is about $800 on each of these So that's about a 15% that's about a 20% return on capital. That's about a 12% return on capital So and we're only holding these four, you know, depending on when we got in one of them We got in we were only in it for four days when we were in for about six So still a good return on capital Anyway, you look at it. Obviously, we love those that that really get pumped up from the implied volatility We can we can book bigger profits, but but still very very valid now. I mentioned this A couple weeks ago and I'll and I'll mention it again, you know We have we have made kind of an adjustment to the way that we're entering these weekly double calendars where we're doing it with The front week with like anywhere from six to eight days in the back week like three or four days later We might need to start extending that Duration between the front and the back weeks as implied volatility has continued to Contract now if we get a price move that continues lower implied volatility spikes back up We'll continue to do these short duration between the front and back week of these weekly double calendars But but we made me to make an adjustment and and I've been looking at it every time we put them on And so we'll make that adjustment as necessary Remember the cores when we when we first started doing these excuse me when we first started doing these We're doing about seven days in the front week and about 21 in the back week And that was because the implied volatility levels were very low So we were needing to to do that to get the the credit to make it necessary not the credit But to make to get the premium next it necessary to make these work And and so we're just we're just altering that to make it work in the current environment even better But well, we will we are keeping an eye on that and we'll make adjustments as needed to to adjust to accommodate for the different implied volatility levels and And then the last trade here was this one in XL K. We had a long put vertical with the price moving lower We were over 50% of max profit on this piece. So we went ahead and just rolled that out to the next cycle we were at 21 days rolled out to 56 and kind of book that credit and continue to extend duration Adjusted our strikes down as price move lower. So if we take a look at XL K Price moved. Yeah, so price is real close to where we rolled it. So no P&L since we did that roll But just holding this for that downside Short bias in our portfolio some of that short delta. So those are all the alerts. Let's take a look some of these other positions We've got ES. We've got a couple different long put verticals. This one is expires 822 It's a little bit out of range needs some downside action to get back into range on that one And then this one is inside range a little bit. We're up a little bit. Just looking for some more downside on that Natty gas So Natty gas has made a nice move higher this week and coming right back to center So we're up over $771 since we did this roll and you know, we'll wait till we get to you know Maybe 25 or so percent of of our of our credit So once we're up a thousand bucks or so on this will consider rolling out. We've got plenty of time here We've got 32 days to expiration. So either when we get down closer to 21 days or we're at, you know 25 or so percent of max profit We will roll that out to the next cycle and continue to to manage that and get back to profit work on our way back Nicely in Natty gas as it's been just kind of these are some pretty big swings But still just kind of chopping around in a in a decent range. So if we can get that for another cycle or two We'll be in good shape in Natty gas Bonds bonds, you know, they pushed higher this week, but then started to retrace a little bit on Friday We are a little bit outside of our range in our adjusted short strangle here If we look at just the untested side the puts you can see we still got a little bit of premium left in those So we're not too anxious to roll those puts up yet But if price continues higher we will in fact roll those puts up and continue to to manage that one We've got 27 days expiration So we'll definitely roll this out by Friday of next week or maybe Monday the following week We'll see where we're at But if we can get it a little bit of downside action before then in bonds will be in good shape Apple Got this long put vertical price just inside the range here. Just holding that for that short Delta Same with John Deere. This one's a little bit outside the range DIA got a couple of short call verticals here both of them in August. This one's right outside the range and This one is just inside the range IWM got a couple different positions here Couple of long put verticals that one just outside the range This one just outside the range as well And then we've got a bunker left that's out in October and you can see prices already starting to kind of sag a little bit So we're you know, we may or we don't need to wait all the way down to 60 days to expiration before you take these off We may actually take this off next week and and add a new one in so we'll with a different duration So we'll see where this is early next week and potentially make a move on that QQQ We've got two sets of short call verticals We're up about 380 on this one if this price continues a little bit lower We will go ahead and book that and roll that one out and then with this one same thing if this continues Down in this range here. We'll go ahead and book that roll it out to the next cycle This one's actually already in September. So this one we actually just move our strikes closer But the one in August we would roll out to September And then we've got a bunker in the queues as well prices hanging out right here So need some downside action to get in profits there. I mentioned rut I mentioned SMA to mention SPY XBI Nice, you know, it's down over almost two and a half percent on Friday. So coming back into range We're up about 450 on that one since we've done the roll So just kind of working our way back in XBI and then I just mentioned XLK So those are all the alerts. Those are all the positions. Let's talk about the day trading If you're not already part of the Facebook group, this is where we kind of update things on a daily basis. So just go to Facebook comm slash groups slash navigation trading or you should just go to Facebook and and In in search for day trading options for income or navigation trading You'll find it you can join here and follow along with what we're doing on a daily basis with our day trades Don't forget August 6th at 4 p.m. Central is the actual class where we're going to be going over all the details of of The of the date of the day trading strategy So looking forward to that will be will be posting more about that more about the details We'll send you an email to register But just kind of save the date note that 4 p.m. August 6th. So how did we do this week? Let's take a look We had a positive week. We're up over a little over 1,300 bucks on the week And so what happened Monday was made 1390. It was a good start to the week Booked a nice profit on Amazon Did a pairs trade here Individual trade on the micro ES and then couple a couple small loser in BA and then a 275 loser in Tesla But overall 1390 so good day trading on Monday Tuesday was even better Only one little loser in Boeing and the rest were were nice winners So booked some nice profits there and the next day not so much lost 2700 Just over-traded let this in video loss get out of hand didn't stick to my rule of you know Once if I have three trades that lose I'm done for the day I did not follow that rule and so that's that's what can happen my friends and I think One of the one of the main reasons to have that rule in place is because either one of two things is going on either Mentally you are not in sync. You're not you're not into the markets. You're not You're you're just not trading well From a discipline or a mental standpoint so that three losses can really just get you out and just say I'm done for the day Come back tomorrow fight another day The other thing is you know, maybe it's just a sometimes the markets just aren't acting like you want them to for this Type of a strategy, right? I mean this doesn't work 100% of the time and if it's just not Working and and you just keep going and trying to get back and get back and get back. This is kind of what can happen So took a loss there gave back basically everything a little bit more that I made the day before and Then the next two days Thursday and Friday was traveling. So no trades on Thursday at all I didn't I just didn't have any time to do anything but the core Navigation alerts and all that stuff. So I wasn't able to day trade and then Friday just same thing I was still traveling, but I did sneak in a few tiny Trades and booked a few winners. So Boeing zoom and Nvidia booked $247 profit. So on the week 1309 so another another green week. So did have our did have our I at this point I was 11 days in a row with Positive days and then it snapped on this day in a big way I gave back 2700. So Still good stuff though still continuing to just You know be self-aware about my mindset and my discipline and that kind of thing it's big. It's a big game of discipline and Continuing to do well and and and trade smaller too You know, I mean one thing on on that losing day is I did I did start to you know I was starting to get a little confident had this day this day back to back So I was like, you know, I just gonna up it a little bit. So I did trade a little bit bigger as well It's just over-traded. So it's just a game of of of mental mental discipline And I think what I'm gonna start doing next week is per trade I'm only going to be using $2,000 of buying power at the max. So anywhere up to $2,000 is what I can use and I'm just gonna I just I want to because I want to I want to start building a Discipline for how I'm going to do this when we actually roll this out to members I've been you know, a lot of these, you know, I'm showing you my results But a lot of this is is just kind of testing, you know Allocation and position size and and you know mixing in a couple different strategies and you know The first the first class that we teach is just gonna be on one strategy And so I really want to hone in on that and and focus in on the allocation and the discipline of that specific strategy As we get closer to rolling that out for you for you all so That's what's going on in the day trading world. Hope everybody has a great weekend and we'll talk to you next week


So the skills of the future for Nigerians, my question is whose responsibility? Mine or the government's? We all know the Nigerian person is resilient, tenacious, goal-getting and almost aggressive in execution. However, what is it about us that makes us a nation of optimists? Have such a high unemployment rate and an increasing poverty index? It is interesting to note that the forward of the Inido Skills Gap Assessment Report of six priority areas of the Nigerian economy states that the high unemployment rate in Nigeria, among other issues, has impacted negatively on the economy, thus jeopardizing national security and social economic development. It has now been said that without new skills, Nigerians are being left behind in jobs of the future and in a few years from now, approximately by the year 2030, it's highly likely you and I will be working in a job that doesn't even exist yet. So according to the World Economic Forum's Future of Jobs report, 50% of all employees will need reskilling by 2025, which is just a few years from now in case we're not aware of that, especially as adoption of technology increases and due to the double disruption of the economic impacts of the pandemic. Topping the list of skills to grow will be critical thinking and problem solving, while skills in self-management, such as active learning, resilience, stress tolerance and flexibility are also emerging, as well as skills in the use and design of technologies, otherwise known as digital skills. The forum estimates that by 2025, 85 million jobs may be displaced by a shift in the division of labor between humans and machines. But even more jobs or whooping 97 million may emerge that are more adapted to the new division of labor between humans, machines and algorithms. Another report by the International Finance Compression, IFC, highlights the existence of a skills gap, outdated curriculum in engineering programs and lack of opportunities for students to apply skills learned in the classroom in most African countries, including Nigeria. Nigeria also lags behind most of the world in terms of technology advancement, innovation, investment and digital skills. It is interesting to note that according to the 2020 Global Innovation Ranking, Nigeria as a country dropped seven places to rank 121st out of 131 countries. And so an example to drive this home would be that of an accountant. An accountant might become less relevant if he or she focuses only on theoretical accounting knowledge. However, if he or she decides to upskill by getting more knowledge in data analysis or sciences, it positions such a person as an accounting expert with additional digital capabilities. Meaning that the good news is that the very technological disruption that is transforming jobs could also very well be the key to providing us with new jobs and helping us learn new skills to adapt. As organizations are re-evaluating their operations and identifying personnel not crucial to their operations, it is important for you not to be complacent and comfortable your current skillset, but rather develop yourself in the four core areas of skills of the future, which once again are problem solving, self-management, working with people, technology use and development. So my thoughts today are very simple and they are very multifaceted at the same time. On one hand, will we as Nigerians adapt to innovation and skills of the future as quickly as required due to our competitive nature? Or are we going to continue with business as usual? And on the other hand, what role will our famous government play in harnessing the strength of our population and creating an enabling environment for our citizens? At the end of the day, it may very well be in the hands of each Nigerian to realize that the skills of the future which are simply put comprising of technical and social skills must be harnessed and it's time to take the bull by the horn.  I remember when my first child started secondary school, she went to a private school, one of the good schools in Festak and I saw the curriculum, I saw the numbers of topics, number of subjects, there were so many, I had a problem with that. Then I saw Ibo and I was like, why is my daughter taking Ibo? She's Yoruba, she's struggling with Yoruba, I'm putting Ibo. And I told the teacher there and there that I'm not going to support this and I'm not going to help her to prepare for Ibo. So then and there, both myself and my daughter, we agreed that this Ibo will take zero and will move on. That's taking your life into your hands. Because of what benefits I'm learning Ibo, zero benefits. Now, what do we do? Let me, I'm going back to your point. What do we do? We channel our energy to the point, to the causes that matter. I'm an accountant, I have a PhD in accounting. I have a business that has absolutely nothing to do with my so-called accounting, MSc, BSc, PhD. It's not so much school is grossly outdated. You and I know that. And that is why it is important that the future is what we make of it. This technology skill that you're clamoring for. Are you going to find it in Nigerian schools that are still teaching my daughter Ibo in 2022? No, it's what we make of it. These entrepreneurial skills that CISI is clamoring for, that is what the future lies. And that is what you arm the children with. What is most important? This so-called X plus Y. Where is it going to take them to? How many of the top silicon companies employ somebody with a BSc? They don't need your BSc. What do they need your ability to sit down there, take decisions and produce results? You see, that is one thing that I think that maybe we are not particularly understanding. Now, why I said I disagreed with the Ibo part was it's not so much so learning Ibo. The thing about skills is that what skills are gotten from actions that you carry out. So when we look at critical thinking, problem solving, decision making and the floor classifications. If my daughter was to learn Ibo, I probably would not discourage her. Not because she's going to use Ibo, but because I understand that the process of actually going through learning that language is actually developing a skill set that she will use. I remember when I was trying to do a lot of things at the British Council back then and they were talking about competency-based interviewing. I do a lot of stuff around human capacity building and I realized that when we talk about experience, maybe that's one thing that even for interviewers and in the HR space there might be some misunderstandings. When I'm asking you for experience or competence and they put their head in that, they said you may not have the experience required in this particular role you're asking for. But what from your general life experience can you extrapolate and then bring out those competences? At that time they were speaking over my head. I lied not to you. They were speaking Latin, gibberish. Every single day I was like, what are they talking about? I don't understand what you're saying. So I think that it's that's what we're learning from the actions. The process might be more important than the real things. This is what we're taking 16 courses. You see, when I was second in school, we did all... I remember the SS one. Okay, yes, SS one. They were second in school. And here you are today. How many of those experiences have you translated to what you are today? Oh, quite a lot actually. This is what I think. I think both of you are speaking from two sides on the same coin. So what I'm saying is this. I'm just trying to make it clear. This is what I'm saying. I agree with you. So what you're saying is that the learning, the subjects that have been learned that have been outdated and needs to be thought in terms of the content. She's talking about the process of actually learning. So if I'm learning Igbo and I'm learning French, it's a process of picking up new words. So it requires a certain cognitive ability to pick up new words. So that's what she's talking about. Wait, if you're learning French in the number of useful languages in the world, do you know that studies have shown that Nigerians are one of the most linguistic people in the world? But unfortunately, the languages we speak have no place in the international world. No, I think you are a very focused, straight to the point. And that's good. No, you need to have put that effort into Igbo. Put that effort into Mandarin. Let's have Sizi bring your perspective from another side of the continent. Sizi, do you want to learn Mandarin? I've been advised to be brief because I know myself I've got verbal diarrhea and this is the kind of stuff that gets me going. And if I start, nobody can stop me. But I want to say, you know, language on cognition, you know, it's just a topic on its own. But what I want to say is just to add on what you guys are saying, I want to say what is important is you guys might have the same skills, might have the same knowledge. But what's important is, you know, being innovative, being creative. Those are very fundamental, you know, in the present situation. But on the issue of language and, you know, I'm pro-mother tongue education and I really don't want to get started. I hope that next we'll have time when we speak about mother tongue education. So what I wanted to highlight is innovation and creativity is very critical. Yes, it is. Thank you for your contribution, Sizi. Yes, most definitely. Am I allowed to say make a point? Okay, two seconds. They're very correct on the language issue. But my point still remains, she's Yoruba. You've not access to speak and write to Yoruba, SSC and let her pass. The next thing I'll expect you to give to Pamela is that you know that the language of the future is the Chinese language, Mandarin. Bring it to the table. You know, in America, for example, America, the researchers showed that in the next two decades, Spanish is going to be the most sought-after language in America. So you cannot have a student in class and you'll not teach that child, equip the child with Spanish. So must we learn it for the future? Thank you for using the word focused. I think that are very interesting dynamic conversations and truly what I would say is that in everything that we're talking about I think we're going to have to look at both the school and the entirety of community as we have said across what everything we said today has kind of tailored around that. Anyway, we thank you for your attention while the program lasted. We hope our conversation resonated with you and that in some small way, encourage you to contribute to your immediate environment. Little drops of water they say makes a mighty ocean. Don't forget, The Advocacy continues on our social media platforms on Facebook, Plus TV Africa, hashtag The Advocate NG or on Instagram at Plus TV Africa, hashtag The Advocate NG. To catch up with previous broadcasts, go to plustvafrica.com slash The Advocate NG. Don't forget to subscribe to our YouTube channel Plus TV Africa. Join us next week, same time on this station. Let's keep advocating for a better society. See you next time. Bye.


CHAPTER XI. ALMOST ENTIRELY ABOUT FLOWER POTS The efficient Baxter prowled feverishly up and down the yielding carpet of the big drawing-room. His eyes gleamed behind their spectacles, his dome-like brow was corrugated. Except for himself, the room was empty. As far as the scene of the disaster was concerned, the tumult and the shouting had died. It was going on vigorously in practically every other part of the house, but in the drawing-room there was stillness, if not peace. Baxter paused, came to a decision, went to the wall, and pressed the bell. Thomas, he said, when that footman presented himself a few moments later. Sir. Sends Susan to me. Susan, sir? Yes, Susan, snapped the efficient one, who had always a short way with the domestic staff. Susan! Susan! Susan! The new parlor made. Oh yes, sir. Very good, sir. Thomas withdrew. Outwardly, all grave respectfulness inwardly peaked, as was his want, at the airy manner in which the secretary flung his orders about at the castle. The domestic staff at Blandings lived in a perpetual state of smoldering discontent under Baxter's rule. Susan! said Thomas, when he arrived in the lower regions. You're to go up to the drawing-room. Nosy Parker wants you. The pleasant-faced young woman whom he addressed laid down her knitting. Who, she asked? Mr. Blumen-Baxter, when you've been here a little longer, you'll know that he's the fellow that owns the place. How he got it I don't know. Found it, said Thomas satirically, in his Christmas stocking I expect. Anyhow, you're to go up. Thomas's fellow footman, Stokes, a serious-looking man with a bald forehead, shook that forehead solemnly. Some things the matter, he asserted. You can't tell me that wasn't a scream we heard when them lights was out. Or, he added waitily, for he was a man who looked at every side of a question. A shriek. It was a shriek or scream. I said so at the time. There, I said. Listen, I said. That's somebody screaming, I said. Or shrieking. Some things up. Well, Baxter wasn't murdered, worse luck, said Thomas. He's up there screaming or shrieking for Susan. Send Susan to me, proceeded Thomas, giving an always popular imitation. Susan, Susan, Susan. So you'd best go, my girl, and see what he wants. Very well. And Susan, said Thomas, a tender note creeping into his voice. For already, brief as had been her sojourn at Blandings, he had found the new parlor maid making a deep impression on him. If it's a row of any kind, or a description, interjected Stokes, or a description, continued Thomas, accepting the word. If he's harsh with you for some reason or other, you come right back to me and sob out your troubles on my chest, see?  The new parlor maid, primly declining to reply to this alluring invitation, started on her journey upstairs, and Thomas, with a not unmanly sigh, resumed his interrupted game of half-penny nap with colleague Stokes. The efficient Baxter had gone to the open window and was gazing out into the night when Susan entered the drawing-room. You wished to see me, Mr. Baxter? The secretary spun around. So softly had she opened the door, and so noiselessly had she moved when inside the room, that it was not until she spoke that he had become aware of her arrival. It was a characteristic of this girl Susan that she was always apt to be among those present some time before the latter became cognizant of the fact. Oh! Good evening, Miss Simmons! You came in very quietly. Habit! said the parlor maid. You gave me quite a start. I'm sorry. What was it? she asked, dismissing in a positively unfeeling manner the subject of her companion's jarred nerves, that you wished to see me about.  I have. I always shut doors. Please sit down. No thank you, Mr. Baxter. It might look odd if anyone should come in. Of course. You think of everything. I always do. You stood for a moment, frowning. Miss Simmons, he said, when I thought it expedient to install a private detective in this house, I insisted on rags sending you. We had worked together before 16th of December 1918 to January 12, 1919, when you were secretary to Mr. Horace Jevons, the American millionaire, said Miss Simmons as promptly as if he had touched a spring. It was her hobby to remember dates with precision. Exactly. I insisted upon your being sent because I knew from experience that you were reliable. At that time I looked on your presence here merely as a precautionary measure. Now I am sorry to say, did someone steal Lady Constance's necklace tonight? Yes. When the lights went out just now. Exactly. Well, why couldn't you say so at once? Good gracious man, you don't have to break the thing gently to me. The efficient Baxter, though he strongly objected to being addressed as man, decided to overlook the solicism. The lights suddenly went out, he said. There was a certain amount of laughter and confusion, then a piercing shriek. I heard it. And immediately after, Lady Constance's voice crying that her jewels had been snatched from her neck. Then what happened? Still greater confusion, which lasted until one of the maids arrived with a candle. Eventually the lights went on again, but of the necklace there was no sign whatever. Well, were you expecting the thief to wear it as a watch chain or hang it from his teeth? Baxter was finding his companion's manner more trying every minute, but he preserved his calm. Naturally the doors were barred and a complete search instituted, and extremely embarrassing it was, with the single exception of the scoundrel who has been palming himself off as MacTod, all those present were well known members of society. Well known members of society might not object to getting hold of a twenty thousand pound necklace. But still, with the MacTod fellow there, you oughtn't to have had far to look. What had he to say about it? He was among the first to empty his pockets. Well, then he must have hidden the thing somewhere. Not in this room. I have searched assiduously. Hmm. There was a silence. It is baffling, said Baxter. Baffling. It is nothing of the kind, replied Miss Simmons tartly. This wasn't a one man job. How could it have been? I should be inclined to call it a three man job. One to switch off the lights, one to snatch the necklace, and one to, was that window open all the time? I thought so, and one to pick up the necklace when the second fellow threw it out onto the terrace. Terrace! the word shot from Baxter's lip with explosive force. Miss Simmons looked at him curiously. Thought of something? Miss Simmons, said the efficient one impressively. Everybody was assembled in here waiting for the reading to begin. But the pseudo-mictad was nowhere to be found. I discovered him eventually on the terrace in close talk with the holiday girl. His partner, said Miss Simmons, nodding. We thought so all along. And let me add my little bit. There's a fellow down in the servants' hall that calls himself a valet. But I'll bet he didn't know what a valet was till he came here. I thought he was a crook the moment I set eyes on him. I can tell him in the dark. Now, do you know whose valet he is? This mictad's fellows? Baxter bounded to and fro like a caged tiger. And with my own ears he cried excitedly. I heard the holiday girl refuse to come to the drawing-room to listen to the reading. She was out on the terrace throughout the whole affair. Miss Simmons, we must act. We must act. Yes, but not like idiots, replied the detective frostily. What do you mean? Well, you can't charge out as you looked as if you wanted to go just then, and denounce these crooks where they sit. We've got to go carefully. But meanwhile they will smuggle the necklace away. They won't smuggle any necklace away, not while I'm around. Suspicions no good. We've made out a nice little case against the three of them, but it's no use unless we catch them with the goods. The first thing we have to do is find out where they've hidden the stuff. And that'll take patience. I'll start by searching that girl's room. Then I'll search the valet fellow's room. And if the stuff isn't there, it'll mean they've hidden it out in the open somewhere. But this mictad fellow, this fellow who poses as mictad, he may have it all the while. No, I'll search his room too, but the stuff won't be there. He's the fellow who's going to get it in the end, because he's got that place out in the woods to hide it in. But they wouldn't have had time to slip it to him yet. That necklace is somewhere right here. And if, said Miss Simmons, with a grim facetiousness, they can hide it from me. They may keep it as a birthday present. How wonderful, if we pause to examine it, is nature's inexorable law of compensation. Instead of wasting time in envy of our mental superiors, we would do well to reflect that these gifts of theirs, which excite our wistful jealousy, are ever attended by corresponding penalties.  Just as he would be dropping off, Bing would go that brain of his, melting the mists of sleep like snow in a furnace. This was so even when life was running calmly for him and without excitement. Tonight, his mind, bearing the load it did, firmly declined even to consider the question of slumber. The hour of two chiming from the clock over the stables found him as wide awake as ever he was at high noon. Lying in bed in the darkness, he reviewed the situation as far as he had the data. Shortly before he retired, Miss Simmons had made her report about the bedrooms. Though subjected to the severest scrutiny, neither P. Smith's boudoir nor Coote's attic nor Eve's little nook on the third floor, had yielded up treasure of any description. And thus Miss Simmons held, confirmed her original view that the necklace must be lying concealed in what might almost be called a public spot. On some window ledge, perhaps, or somewhere in the hall. Baxter lay considering this theory. It did appear to be the only tenable one, but it offended him by giving the search a frivolous suggestion of being some sort of round game, like Hunt the Slipper or Find the Thimble. As a child, he had held austerely aloof from these silly pastimes, and he resented being compelled to play them now. Still, he sat up, thinking. He had heard a noise. The attitude of the majority of people towards noises in the night is one of cautious non-interference. But Rupert Baxter was made of sterner stuff. The sound had seemed to come from downstairs somewhere. Perhaps from that very hall where, according to Miss Simmons, the stolen necklace might even now be lying hid. Whatever it was, it must certainly not be ignored. He reached for the spectacles which lay ever ready to his hand on the table beside him, then climbed out of bed, and, having put on a pair of slippers and opened the door, crept forth into the darkness. As far as he could ascertain by holding his breath and straining his ears, all was still from cellar to roof. But nevertheless he was not satisfied. He continued to listen. His room was on the second floor, one of a series that ran along a balcony overlooking the hall, and he stood, leaning over the balcony rail, a silent statue of vigilance. The noise which had acted so electrically upon the efficient Baxter had been a particularly noisy noise, and only the intervening distance and the fact that his door was closed had prevented it, sounding to him like an explosion. It had been caused by the crashing downfall of a small table containing a vase, a jar of potpourri, an Indian sandalwood box of curious workmanship, and a cabinet-sized photograph of the Earl of Emsworth's eldest son Lord Boscham. And the table had fallen because Eve, on route across the hall, in quest of her precious flowerpot, had collided with it while making for the front door. Of all indoor sports, and Eve, as she stood paledly among the ruins, would have been the first to endorse this dictum, the one which offers the minimum of pleasure to the participant, is that of roaming in pitch darkness through the hall of a country-house. Easily navigable in the daytime these places become at night mere traps for the unwary. Eve paused breathlessly. So terrific had the noise sounded to her guilty ears, that every moment she was expecting doors to open all over the castle, belching forth shouting men with pistols. But as nothing happened, courage returned to her, and she resumed her journey. She found the great door, ran her fingers along its surface, and drew the chain. The shooting back of the bolts occupied but another instant, and then she was out on the terrace, running her hardest towards the row of flowerpots. Up on his balcony, meanwhile, the efficient backster was stopping, looking, and listening. The looking brought no results, for all below was black as pitch, but the listening proved more fruitful. Faintly from down in the well of the hall there floated up to him a peculiar sound, like something rustling in the darkness. Had he reached the balcony a moment earlier he would have heard the rattle of the chain and the click of the bolts, but these noises had occurred just before he came out of his room. Now all that was audible was this rustling. He could not analyze the sound, but the fact that there was any sound at all in such a place, at such an hour, increased his suspicions that dark doings were toward which would pay for investigation. With stealthy steps he crept to the head of the stairs, and descended. One uses the verb descend advisedly, for what is required is some word suggesting instantaneous activity. About backster's progress from the second floor to the first, there was nothing halting or hesitating. He, so to speak, did it now. Planting his foot firmly on a golf ball which the honourable Freddy Threepwood, who had been practicing putting in the corridor before retiring to bed, had left in his casual fashion just where the steps began. He took the entire staircase in one majestic vol-planning sweep. There were eleven stairs in all separating his landing from the landing below, and the only ones he hit were the third and the tenth. He came to rest with a squattering thud on the lower landing, and for a moment or two the fever of the chase left him. The fact that many writers in their time have commented at some length on the mysterious manner in which fate is apt to perform its work, must not deter us now from a brief survey of this latest manifestation of its ingenious methods. Had not his interview with Eve that afternoon so stimulated the honourable Freddy as to revive in him a faint yet definite desire to putt, there would have been no golf ball waiting for Baxter on the stairs. And had he been permitted to negotiate the stairs in a less impetuous manner, Baxter would not at this juncture have switched on the light. It had not his original intention to illuminate the theatre of action, but after that lucifer-like descent from the second floor to the first he was taking no more chances. Safety first was Baxter's slogan. As soon, therefore, as he had shaken off a dazed sensation of mental and moral collapse, akin to that which comes to the man who steps on the teeth of a rake and is smitten on the forehead by the handle, he rose with infinite caution to his feet and, feeling his way down by the banisters, grumped for the switch and pressed it. And so it came about that Eve, heading for home with her precious flower-pot in her arms, was stopped when at the very door by a sudden warning flood of light. Another instant and she would have been across the threshold of Baxter. For a moment paralysis gripped her. The light had affected her like someone shouting loudly and unexpectedly in her ear. Her heart gave one convulsive bound and she stood frozen. Then, filled with a blind desire for flight, she dashed like a hunted rabbit into the friendlier shelter of a clump of bushes. Baxter stood blinking. Gradually his eyes adjusted themselves to the light and immediately they had done so he was seized by a fresh frenzy of zeal. Now that all things were made visible to him, he could see that the faint rustling sound had been caused by a curtain flapping in the breeze and that the breeze which made the curtain flap was coming in through the open front door. Baxter wasted no time in abstract thought. He acted swiftly and with decision.  The smooth terrace slept under the stars. To a more poetic man than Baxter it would have seemed to wear that faintly reproachful air which a garden always assumes when invaded at unseemly hours by people who ought to be in bed. Baxter, never fanciful, was blind to this. He was thinking, thinking. That shaking up on the stairs had churned into activity the very depths of his brain and he was at the fever point of his reasoning powers. A thought had come like a full blown rose flushing his brow. Miss Simmons, arguing plausibly, had suggested that the stolen necklace might be concealed in the hall. Baxter inspired fancied not. Whoever it was that had been at work in the hall just now had been making for the garden. It was not the desire to escape which had led him, or her, to open the front door, for the opening had been done before he, Baxter, had come out onto the balcony. Otherwise he must have heard the shooting of the bolts. No, the enemy's objective had been the garden. In other words, the terrace. And why? Because somewhere on the terrace was the stolen necklace. Standing there in the starlight the efficient Baxter endeavored to reconstruct the scene, and did so with remarkable accuracy. He saw the jewels flashing down. He saw them picked up. But there he stopped. Try as he might. He could not see them hidden. And yet that they had been hidden, and that within a few feet of where he was now standing, he felt convinced. He moved from his position near the door, and began to roam restlessly. His slipper feet padded over the soft turf. Eve peered out from her clump of bushes. It was not easy to see any great distance, but fate, her friend, was still with her. There had been a moment that night when Baxter, disrobing for bed, had wavered absently between his brown and his lemon colored pajamas, little wrecking of what hung upon the choice. Fate had directed his hand to the lemon colored, and he had put them on, with the result that he shone now in the dim light like the white plume of Navarre. Eve could follow his movements perfectly, and when he was far enough away from his base to make the Enterprise prudent, she slipped out and raced for home and safety. Baxter at the moment was leaning on the terrace wall, thinking, thinking, thinking. It was possibly the cool air playing about his bare ankles, that at last chilled the Secretary's dashing mood, and brought the disquieting thought that he was doing something distinctly dangerous in remaining out there in the open like this. A gang of thieves are ugly customers, likely to stick at little when a valuable necklace is at stake, and it came to the efficient Baxter that in his light pajamas he must be offering a tempting mark for any marauder lurking, say, in those bushes. And at the thought the summer night, though pleasantly mild, grew suddenly chilly. With an almost convulsive rapidity, he turned to re-enter the house. Zeal was well enough, but it was silly to be rash. He covered the last few yards of his journey at a rare burst of speed. It was at this point that he discovered that the lights in the hall had been switched off, and that the front door was closed and bolted. It is the opinion of the most thoughtful students of life that happiness in this world depends chiefly on the ability to take things as they come. An instance of one who may be said to have perfected this attitude is to be found in the writings of a certain eminent Arabian author, who tells of a traveller who, sinking to sleep one afternoon, upon a patch of turf containing an acorn, discovered when he woke that the warmth of his body had caused the acorn to germinate, and that he was now some sixty feet above the ground in the upper branches of a massive oak. Unable to descend, he faced the situation equably. I cannot, he observed, adapt circumstances to my will. Therefore I shall adapt my will to circumstances. I decide to remain here, which he did. Rupert Baxter, as he stood before the barred door of Blanding's castle, was very far from imitating this admirable philosopher. To find oneself locked out of a country house at half-past two in the morning in lemon-coloured pajamas can never be an unmixedly agreeable experience, and Baxter was a man less fitted by nature to endure it with equanimity than most men. His was a fiery and an arrogant soul, and he sieved in furious rebellion against the intolerable position into which fate had maneuvered him. He even went so far as to give the front door a petulant kick. Finding, however, that this hurt his toes and accomplished no useful end, he addressed himself to the task of ascertaining whether there was any way of getting in, short of banging the knocker and rousing the house, a line of action which did not commend itself to him. He made a practice of avoiding as far as possible the reballed type of young man of which the castle was now full, and he had no desire to meet them at this hour in his present costume. He left the front door and proceeded to make a circuit of the castle walls, and his spirits sag even lower. In the Middle Ages during that stormy period of England's history, when walls were built six feet thick and a window was not so much a window as a handy place for pouring molten lead on the heads of visitors, blandings had been an impregnable fortress. But in all its career it can seldom have looked more of a fortress to anyone than it did now to the efficient Baxter. One of the disadvantages of being a man of action, impervious to the softer emotions, is that in moments of trial the beauties of nature are powerless to soothe the anguished heart. Had Baxter been of a dreamy and poetic temperament, he might now have been drawing all sorts of bomb from the loveliness of his surroundings. The air was full of the scent of growing things. Strange, shy creatures came and went about him as he walked. Down in the woods a nightingale had begun to sing, and there was something grandly majestic in the huge bulk of the castle as it towered against the sky. But Baxter had temporarily lost his sense of smell. He feared and disliked the strange, shy creatures. The nightingale left him cold, and they only thought the towering castle inspired in him was that it looked as if a fellow would need half a ton of dynamite to get into it. Baxter paused. He was back now near the spot from which he had started, having completed two laps without finding any solution of his difficulties. The idea in his mind had been to stand under someone's window and attract the sleeper's attention with soft significant whistles. But the first whistle he admitted had sounded to him in the stillness of the early morn so like a steam siren that he thereafter had merely uttered timid, most like sounds which the breezes had carried away the moment they crept out. He proposed now to halt for a while and rest his lips before making another attempt. He proceeded to the terrace wall and sat down. The clock over the stables struck three. To the restless type of thinker like Rupert Baxter, the act of sitting down is nearly always the signal for the brain to begin working with even more than its customary energy. The relaxed body seems to invite thought, and Baxter, having suspended for the moment his physical activities, was glad to do so, for his slippers hurt him, gave himself up to tense speculation as to the hiding place of Lady Constance Kiebler's necklace. From the spot where he now sat he was probably, he reflected, actually in a position to see that hiding place. If only when he saw it he were able to recognize it for what it was. Somewhere out here, in yonder bushes or in some suspected hole in yonder tree, the jewels must have been placed. Or something seemed to go off inside Baxter like a touched spring. One moment he was sitting limply, keenly conscious of a blister on the sole of his left foot. The next, regardless of the blister, he was off the wall and racing madly along the terrace in a flurry of flying slippers. Inspiration had come to him. Day dawns early in the summer months, and already a sort of unhealthy pallor had begun to manifest itself in the sky. It was still far from light, but objects hitherto hidden in the gloom had begun to take on uncertain shape. And among these there had come into the line of Baxter's vision a row of fifteen flowerpots. There they stood, side by side, round and inviting, each with a geranium in its bed of mould. Fifteen flowerpots. There had originally been sixteen, but Baxter knew nothing of that. All he knew was that he was on the trail. The quest for buried treasure is one which right through the ages has exercised an irresistible spell over humanity. Confronted with a spot where buried treasure may lurk, men do not stand upon the order of their digging. They go at it with both hands. No solicitude for his employer's geraniums came to hamper Rupert Baxter's researches. To grasp the first flowerpot and tilt out its contents was with him the work of a moment. He scrabbled his fingers through the little pile of mould. Nothing. A second geranium lay broken on the ground. Nothing. A third, the efficient Baxter straightened himself painfully. He was unused to stooping and his back ached. But physical discomfort was forgotten in the agony of hope frustrated. As he stood there, wiping his forehead with a earth-stained hand, fifteen geranium corpses gazed up at him in the growing light. It seemed with reproach. But Baxter felt no remorse. He included all geraniums, all thieves, and most of the human race in one comprehensive black hatred. All that Rupert Baxter wanted in this world now was bed. The clock over the stables had just struck four, and he was aware of an overpowering fatigue. Somehow or other, if he had to dig through the walls with his bare hands, he must get into the house. He dragged himself painfully from the scene of the carnage and blinked up at the row of silent windows above him. He was past whistling now. He stooped for a pebble and tossed it up at the nearest window. Nothing happened. Whoever was sleeping up there continued to sleep. The sky had turned pink. Birds were twittering in the ivy. Other birds had begun to sing in the bushes. All nature, in short, was waking, except the unseen sluggard up in that room. He threw another pebble. It seemed to Rupert Baxter that he had been standing there throwing pebbles through a nightmare eternity. The whole universe had now become concentrated in his efforts to rouse that log-like sleeper, and for a brief instant fatigue left him, driven away by a sort of berserk fury, and there floated into his mind, as if from some previous existence, a memory of somebody once standing near where he was standing now and throwing a flower pot in at a window at someone, who it was that had thrown the thing at whom he could not at the moment recall. But the outstanding point on which his mind focused itself was the fact that the man had had the right idea. This was no time for pebbles. Pebbles were feeble and inadequate. With one voice, the birds, the breezes, the grasshoppers, the whole chorus of nature waking to another day, seemed to shout to him, Say it with flower-pots! The ability to sleep soundly and deeply is depirative, as it has been pointed out earlier in this straightforward narrative of the simple home life of the English upper classes, of those who do not think quickly. The Earl of Emsworth, who had not thought quickly since the occasion in the summer of 1874, when he had father's footsteps approaching the stable loft in which he, a lad of fifteen, sat smoking his first cigar, was an excellent sleeper. He started early and finished late. It was his gentle boast that for more than twenty years he had never missed his full eight hours. Generally he managed to get something nearer ten. But then, as a rule, people did not fling flower-pots through at four in the morning. Even under this unusual handicap, however, he struggled bravely to preserve his record. The first of Baxter's missiles, falling on a settee, produced no change in his regular breathing. The second, which struck the carpet, caused him to stir. It was the third, colliding sharply with his humped back that definitely woke him. He sat up in bed and stared at the thing. In the first moment of his waking, relief was, oddly enough, his chief emotion.  Even in his dream, Lord Emsworth had been perplexed as to what his next move ought to be, and when he found himself awake and in his bedroom, he was at first merely thankful that the necessity for making a decision had at any rate been postponed. Angus Macalester might on some future occasion smite him with a spud, but he had not done it yet. There followed a period of vague bewilderment. He looked at the flower-pot. It held no message for him. He had not put it there. He never took flower-pots to bed. Once, as a child, he had taken a dead-pet rabbit, but never a flower-pot. The whole affair was completely inscrutable, and his lordship, unable to solve the mystery, was on the point of taking the statesman-like course of going to sleep again, when something large and solid whizzed through the open window and crashed against the wall, where it broke, but not into such small fragments that he could perceive that in its prime it, too, had been a flower-pot. And at this moment his eyes fell on the carpet, and then on the satis, and the affair passed still farther into the realm of the inexplicable. The honourable Freddie Threepwood, who had a poor singing voice, but was a game-triar, had been annoying his father of late by crooning a ballad ending in the words, It's not raining rain at all, it's raining violets. It seemed to Lord Emsworth now that matters had gone a step farther. It was raining flower-pots. The customary attitude of the Earl of Emsworth towards all mundane affairs was one of vague detachment. But this phenomenon was so remarkable that he found himself stirred to quite a little flutter of excitement and interest. His brain still refused to cope with the problem of why anybody should be throwing flower-pots into his room at this hour, or indeed, at any hour, but it seemed a good idea to go and ascertain who this peculiar person was. He put on his glasses and hopped out of bed and trotted to the window. And it was while he was on his way there that memory stirred in him as some minutes ago it had stirred in the efficient Baxter. He recalled that odd episode of a few days back when that delightful girl, Miss What's Her Name, had informed him that his secretary had been throwing flower-pots at that poet fellow, Mac Todd. He had been annoyed, he remembered, that Baxter should so far have forgotten himself. Now he found himself more frightened than annoyed. Just as every dog is permitted one bite without having its sanity questioned, so, if you consider it in a broad-minded way, may every man be allowed to throw one flower-pot. But let the thing become a habit and we look a scance. This strange hobby of his appeared to be growing on Baxter, like a drug, and Lord Emsworth did not like it at all. He had never before suspected his secretary of an unbalanced mind, but now he mused, as he tiptoed cautiously to the window, that the Baxter sort of man, the energetic, restless type, was just the kind that goes off on his head. Just some such calamity as this, his lordship felt, he might have foreseen. Day in, day out, Rupert Baxter had been exercising his brain ever since he had come to the castle, and now he had gone and sprained it. Lord Emsworth peeped timidly out from behind a curtain. His worst fears were realized. It was Baxter, sure enough, and a tuzzled, wild-eyed Baxter, incredibly clad, in lemon-colored pajamas. Lord Emsworth stepped back from the window. He had seen sufficient. The pajamas had in some curious way set the coping stone on his dismay, and he was now in a condition approximating to panic. That Baxter should so irresistibly impelled by his strange mania, as actually to omit to attire himself decently before going out on one of these flowerpot hurling expeditions of his, seemed to make it all so sad and hopeless. The dreamy pier was no paltrune, but he was past his first youth, and it came to him very forcibly that the interviewing and pacifying of secretaries who ran amok was young man's work. He stole across the room and opened the door. It was his purpose to put this matter into the hands of an agent, and so it came about that Smith was aroused some few minutes later from slumber by a touch on the arm, and sat up to find his host's pale face peering at him in the weird light of early morning. My dear fellow, quavered Lord Emsworth. Smith, like Baxter, was a light sleeper, and it was only a moment before he was wide awake and exerting himself to do the courtesies. Good morning, he said pleasantly. Will you take a seat? I am extremely sorry to be obliged to wake you, my dear fellow, said his lordship.  Much, inquired Smith, interested. He is out in the garden in his pajamas, throwing flowerpots through my window. Flowerpots? Flowerpots. Oh, flowerpots, said Smith, frowning thoughtfully, as if he had expected it would be something else. And what steps are you proposing to take? That is to say, he went on. Unless you wish him to continue throwing flowerpots. My dear fellow, some people like it, explained Smith. But you do not? Quite so, quite so. I understand perfectly. We all have our likes and dislikes. Well, what would you suggest? I was hoping that you might consent to go down, or having possibly armed yourself with a good stout stick, and induce him to desist and return to bed. A sound suggestion in which I can see no flaw, said Smith approvingly. If you will make yourself at home in here, pardon me for issuing invitations to you in your own home, I will see what can be done. I have always found Comrade Baxter a reasonable man, ready to welcome suggestions from outside sources, and I have no doubt that we shall easily be able to reach some arrangement. He got out of bed, and, having put on his slippers and his monocle, paused before the mirror to brush his hair. For, he explained, one must be natty when entering the presence of a Baxter. He went to the closet and took from among a number of hats a neat homberg. Then, having selected from a bowl of flowers on the mantelpiece a simple white rose, he pinned it in the coat of his pajama suit, and announced himself ready. PART V The sudden freshet of vicious energy which had spurred the efficient Baxter onto his recent exhibition of marksmanship had not lasted. Lethargy was creeping back on him, even as he stooped to pick up the flower pot which had found its billet on Lord Emsworth's spine. And, as he stood there after hurling that final missile, he had realized that that was his last shot. If that produced no results, he was finished. And, as far as he could gather, it had produced no results whatever. No head had popped inquiringly out of the window. No sound of anybody stirring had reached his ears. The place was as still as if he had been throwing marshmallows. A weary sigh escaped from Baxter's lips. And a moment later he was reclining on the ground with his head propped against the terrace wall. A beaten man. His eyes closed. Sleep, which he had been denying to himself for so long, would be denied no more. When Smith arrived, daintily swinging the honourable Freddie Threepwood's niblick like a clouded cane, he had just begun to snore. Smith was a kindly soul. He did not like Rupert Baxter, but that was no reason why he should allow him to continue lying on turf wet with the morning dew, thus courting Lombego and Syatica. He prodded Baxter in the stomach with the niblick, and the secretary sat up, blinking, and with returning consciousness came a burning sense of grievance. Well, you've been long enough, he growled. Then, as he rubbed his red-rimmed eyes and was able to see more clearly, he perceived who it was that had come to his rescue. The spectacle of Smith of all people beaming benignly down at him was an added offence. Oh, it's you, he said morosely. I, in person, said Smith genially. Awake, beloved! Awake, for morning in the bowl of night has flung the stone that puts the stars to flight. And, lo, the hunter of the east has caught the sultan's turret in a noose of light. The sultan himself, he added, you will find behind yonder window, speculating idly on your motives for bunging flower-pots at him. Why, if I may venture the question, did you? Baxter was in no confiding mood. Without replying, he rose to his feet and started to trudge wearily along the terrace to the front door. Smith fell into step beside him. If I were you, said Smith, and I offered the suggestion in the most cordial spirit of good will, I would use every effort to prevent this passion for flinging flower-pots from growing upon me. I know you will say that you can take it or leave it alone, that just one more pot won't hurt you. But can you stop at one? Isn't it just that first insidious flower-pot that does all the mischief? Be a man, comrade Baxter. He laid his hand appealingly on the secretary's shoulder. The next time the craving comes on you, fight it, fight it! Are you, the heir of the ages, going to become a slave to a habit? Tush! You know and I know that there is better stuff in you than that. Use your will-power, man. Use your will-power! Whatever reply Baxter might have intended to make to this powerful harangue, and his attitude as he turned on his companion suggested that he had much to say, was checked by a voice from above. Baxter, my dear fellow! The Earl of Emsworth, having observed the secretary's awakening from the safe observation post of Smith's bedroom, and having noted that he seemed to be exhibiting no signs of violence, had decided to make his presence known. His panic had passed, and he wanted to go into first causes. Baxter gazed wandily up at the window. I can explain everything, Lord Emsworth. What? said his lordship, leading farther out. I can explain everything, bellowed Baxter. It turns out, after all, said Smith pleasantly, to be very simple. He was practicing for the jerking the geranium event at the next Olympic Games. Lord Emsworth adjusted his glasses.  Baxter, my dear fellow!  I was digging, replied Baxter, sullenly. What? Digging! The terrier complex explained Smith. What, he asked kindly, turning to his companion, were you digging for? Forgive me if the question seems an impertinent one, but we are naturally curious. Baxter hesitated. What were you digging for? asked Lord Emsworth. You see, said Smith, he wants to know. Not for the first time since they had been associated, a mad feeling of irritation at his employer's woolly persistence flared up in Rupert Baxter's bosom.  Fury and want of sleep combined to dull the secretary's normal prudence. Dimly he realized that he was imparting Smith, the scoundrel who he was convinced was the ringleader of last night's outrage, valuable information. But anything was better than to have to stand here shouting up at Lord Emsworth. He wanted to get it over and go to bed. I thought Lady Constance's necklace was in one of the flower pots, he shrilled. What? The secretary's powers of endurance gave out. This maddening inquisition, coming on top of the restless night he had had, was too much for him. With a low moan he made one agonized leap for the front door and passed through it to where beyond these voices there was peace. Smith, deprived thus of his stimulating society, remained for some moments standing near the front door, drinking in with grave approval the fresh sense of the summer morning. It was many years since he had been up and about as early as this, and he had forgotten how delightful the first beginnings of a July day can be. Unlike Baxter, on whose self-centered soul these things had been lost, he reveled in the soft breezes, the singing birds, the growing pinkness of the eastern sky. He awoke at length from his reverie to find that Lord Emsworth had totalled down and was tapping him on the arm. What did he say? inquired his lordship. He was feeling like a man who has been cut off in the midst of an absorbing telephone conversation. Say, said Smith. Oh, Comrade Baxter! Now, let me think. What did he say? Something about something being in a flower pot? prompted his lordship. Ah, yes, he said he thought that Lady Constance's necklace was in one of the flower pots. What? Lord Emsworth, it should be mentioned, was not completely in touch with recent happenings in his home. His habit of going early to bed had caused him to miss the sensational events in the drawing room, and, as he was a sound sleeper, the subsequent screams, or, as Stokes the Footman would have said, shrieks, had not disturbed him. He stared at Smith aghast. For a while the apparent placidity of Baxter had lulled his first suspicions. But now they returned with renewed force. Baxter thought my sister's necklace was in a flower pot? He gasped. So I understood him to say. But why should my sister keep her necklace in a flower pot? Ah, there you take me into deep waters. The man's mad, cried Lord Emsworth, his last doubts removed. Stark, staring mad! I thought so before, and now I'm convinced of it. His lordship was no novice in the symptoms of insanity. Several of his best friends were residing in those palatial establishments set in pleasant parks and surrounded by high walls with broken models on them, to which the wealthy and the aristocratic are want to retire when the strain of modern life becomes too great. And one of his uncles by marriage, who believed that he was a loaf of bread, had made his first public statement on the matter in the smoking-room of this very castle. What Lord Emsworth did not know about lunatics was not worth knowing. I must get rid of him, he said. And at the thought the fair morning seemed to Lord Emsworth to take on a sudden new beauty. Many a time had he toyed wistfully with the idea of dismissing his efficient but tyrannical secretary. But never before had that sickeningly competent young man given him any reasonable cause to act. Hitherto, moreover, he had feared his sister's wrath should he take the plunge. But now, surely even Connie, pig-headed as she was, could not blame him for dispensing with the services of a secretary who thought she kept her necklaces in flower-pots and went out into the garden in the early dawn to hurl them at his bedroom window. His demeanor took on a sudden buoyancy. He hummed a gay air. Get rid of him, he murmured, rolling the blessed words round his tongue. He padded Smith genially on the shoulder. Well, my dear fellow, he said, I suppose we had better be getting back to bed and seeing if we can't get a little sleep. Smith gave a little start. He had been somewhere deeply immersed in thought. Do not, he said courteously, let me keep you from the hay if you wish to retire.  This lovely morning has brought inspiration. I think I will push off to my little nook in the woods and write a poem about something. He accompanied his host up the silent stairs and they parted with mutual goodwill at their respective doors. Smith, having cleared his brain with a hurried cold bath, began to dress. As a rule the donning of his clothes was a solemn ceremony over which he dwelt lovingly. But this morning he abandoned his customary leisurely habit. He climbed into his trousers with animation and lingered but a moment over the tying of his tie. He was convinced that there was that before him which would pay for haste. Nothing in this world is sadder than the frequency with which we suspect our fellows without just cause. In the happenings of the night before Smith had seen the hand of Edward Coots. Edward Coots, he considered, had been indulging in what, in another, would certainly have described as funny business. Like Miss Simmons Smith had quickly arrived at the conclusion that the necklace had been thrown out of the drawing-room window by one of those who made up the audience at his reading and it was his firm belief that it had been picked up and hidden by Mr. Coots. He had been trying to think ever since where that persevering man could have concealed it and Baxter had provided the clue. But Smith saw clearer than Baxter. The Secretary, having disemboweled fifteen flowerpots and found nothing, had abandoned his theory. Smith went further and suspected the existence of a sixteenth and he proposed as soon as he was dressed to sally downstairs in search of it. He put on his shoes and left the room buttoning his waistcoat as he went. Part 6 The hands of the clock over the stables were pointing to half past five when Eve Halliday, tiptoeing furtively, made another descent of the stairs. Her feelings as she went were very different from those which had caused her to jump at every sound when she had started on the same journey three hours earlier. Then she had been a prowler in the darkness and, as such, a fitting object of suspicion. Now, if she happened to run into anybody, she was merely a girl who, unable to sleep, had risen early to take a stroll in the garden. It was a distinction that made all the difference. Moreover, it covered the facts. She had not been able to sleep except for an hour when she had dozed off in a chair by her window and she certainly proposed to take a stroll in the garden. It was her intention to recover the necklace from the place where she had deposited it and bury it somewhere where no one could possibly find it. There it could lie, until she had a chance of meeting and talking to Mr. Keeble and ascertaining what was the next step he wished taken. Two reasons had led Eve, after making her panic-dash back into the house after lurking in the bushes while Baxter patrolled the terrace, to leave her precious flowerpot on the sill of the window beside the front door. She had read in stories of sensation that for purposes of concealment the most open place is the best place, and secondly, the nearer the front door she put the flowerpot, the less distance would she have to carry it when the time came for its removal. In the present excited condition of the household, with every guest an amateur deductive, the spectacle of a girl tripping downstairs with a flowerpot in her arms would excite remark. Eve felt exhilarated. She was not used to getting only one hour's sleep in the course of a night, but excitement and the reflection that she had played a difficult game and won it against odds bore her up so strongly that she was not conscious of fatigue, and so uplifted did she feel that as she reached the landing above the hall she abandoned her cautious mode of progress and ran down the remaining stairs. She had the sensation of being in the last few yards of a winning race. The hall was quite light now. Every object in it was plainly visible. There was the huge dinner-gong. There was the long leather setee. There was the table which she had upset in the darkness. And there was the sill of the window by the front door. But the flowerpot which had been on it was gone. End of Chapter 11 Chapter 12 of Leave It To Smith This is the LibriVox recording. All LibriVox recordings are in the public domain. For more information or to volunteer, please visit LibriVox.org. Recording by Samari. Leave It To Smith by PG Woodhouse. Chapter 12. More on the Flowerpot Theme In any community in which a sensational crime has recently been committed, the feelings of the individuals who go to make up that community must of necessity vary somewhat sharply according to the degree in which the personal fortunes of each are affected by the outrage. Vivid in their own way, as may be the emotions of one who sees a fellow citizen sandbagged in a quiet street, they differ in kind from those experienced by the victim himself. And so, though the theft of Lady Constance Keebles' diamond necklace had stirred Blanding's castle to its depths, it had not affected all those present in quite the same way. It left the house party divided into two distinct schools of thought, the one finding in the occurrence material for gloom and despondency, the other deriving from it nothing but joyful excitement. To this latter section belonged those free young spirits who had chafed at the prospect of being herded into the drawing room on the eventful night to listen to Smith's reading of songs of squalor. It made them tremble now to think of what they would have missed, had Lady Constance's vigilance relaxed sufficiently to enable them to execute the quiet sneak for the billiard room, of which, even at the eleventh hour, they had thought so wistfully. As far as the Regis, birdies, clods, and archies at that moment, enjoying Lord Emsworth's hospitality were concerned, the thing was top-hole, priceless, and indisputably what the doctor ordered. They spent a great deal of their time going from one country house to another, and as a rule found the routine a little monotonous. A happening like that of the previous night gave a splendid zip to rural life, and when they reflected that, right on top of this binge, there was coming the county ball, it seemed to them that God was in his heaven and all right with the world. They stuck cigarettes in long holders and collected in groups, chattering like starlings. The gloomy brigade, those with hearts bowed down, listened to their effervescent babbling with wand distaste. These last were a small body numerically, but very select. Lady Constance might have been described as their head and patroness. Morning found her still in a state bordering on collapse. After breakfast, however, which she took in her room, and which was sweetened by an interview with Mr. Joseph Keeble, her husband, she brightened considerably. Mr. Keeble thought Lady Constance behaved magnificently. She had always loved him dearly, but never so much as when, abstaining from the slightest reproach of her obstinacy in refusing to allow the jewels to be placed in the bank, he spaciously informed her that he would buy her another necklace just as good and costing every penny as much as the old one. It was at this point that Lady Constance almost seceded from the ranks of gloom. She kissed Mr. Keeble gratefully and attacked with something approaching animation. The boiled egg at which she had been pecking when he came in. But a few minutes later, the average of despair was restored by the enrollment of Mr. Keeble in the ranks of the despondent. He had glatsomely assumed overnight that one of his guests, either Eve or Freddie, had been responsible for the disappearance of the necklace. The fact that Freddie, interviewed by stealth in his room, gapingly disclaimed any share in the matter, had not damped him. He had never expected results from Freddie, but when, after leaving Lady Constance, he encountered Eve and was given a short outline of history, beginning with her acquisition of the necklace and ending, like a modern novel, on the somber note of her finding the flowerpot gone, he too sat him down and mourned as deeply as anyone. Passing with a brief mention over Freddie, whose morose bearing was the subjected considerable comment among the younger set, Overlord Emsworth, who woke at twelve o'clock, disgusted to find that he had missed several hours among his beloved flowerbeds and over the efficient Baxter, who was roused from sleep at twelve fifteen by Thomas the Footman, knocking on his door in order to hand him a note from his employer, enclosing a check and dispensing with his services. We come to Miss Peavey. At twenty minutes past eleven on this morning, when so much was happening to so many people, Miss Peavey stood in the U Alley gazing belligerently at the stemless mushroom finial of a tree about half way between the entrance to the point where the alley merged into the west wood. She appeared to be soliloquizing. Four, though words were proceeding from her with considerable rapidity, there seemed to be no one in sight to whom they were being addressed. Only an exceptionally keen observer would have noted a slight significant quivering among the tree's tightly woven branches. You poor bone-headed fish, the poetess was saying, with that strained tenseness which results from the churning up of the generous and emotional nature, isn't there anything in this world you can do without tumbling over your feet and making a mess of it? All I ask of you is to stroll under a window and pick up a few jewels, and now you come and tell me. But Liz, said the tree plaintively, I do all of the difficult part of the job. All there was left for you to handle was something a child of three could have done on its ear, and now, but Liz, I'm telling you, I couldn't find the stuff. I was down there all right, but I couldn't find it. You couldn't find it, Miss Peavey pawed restlessly at the soft turf with a shapely shoe.  You didn't look. I did look, honest I did. Well, the stuff was there. I threw it down the moment the lights went out. Somebody must have got there first and swiped it. Who could have got there first? Everybody was up in the room where I was. Am I sure? Am I? The poetess's voice trailed off. She was staring down the you alley at a couple who had just entered. She hissed a warning in a sharp undertone. Hest! Cheese it, Ed! There's someone coming. The two intruders who had caused Miss Peavey to suspend her remarks to her erring lieutenant were of opposite sexes, a tall girl with fair hair, and a taller young man irreproachably clad in white flannels, who beamed down at his companion through a single eyeglass. Miss Peavey gazed at them searchingly as they approached. A sudden thought had come to her at the sight of them. Miss Trusting Smith, as she had done ever since Mr. Coots had unmasked him for the imposter that he was, the fact that they were so often together had led her to extend her suspicion to Eve. It might, of course, be nothing but a casual friendship, begun here at the castle, but Miss Peavey had always felt that Eve would bear watching. And now, seeing them together again this morning, it had suddenly come to her that she did not recall the reserved Eve among the gathering in the drawing room last night. True, there had been many people present, but Eve's appearance was striking, and she was sure that she would have noticed her if she had been there. And if she had not been there, why should she not have been on the terrace? Somebody had been on the terrace last night, that was certain. For all her sensorious attitude in their recent conversation, Miss Peavey had not really in her heart believed that even a dumbbell like Eddie Coots would not have found the necklace that had been lying under the window on his arrival. Oh, good morning, Mr. McTodd, she coot. I'm feeling so upset about this terrible affair. Aren't you, Miss Halliday? Yes, said Eve, and she had never said a more truthful word. Smith, for his part, was in more debonair and cheerful a mood even than was his want. He had examined the position of affairs and found life good. He was particularly pleased with the fact that he had persuaded Eve to stroll with him this morning and inspect his cottage in the woods. Boyant as was his temperament, he had been half-afraid that last night's interview on the terrace might have had disastrous effects on their intimacy. He was now feeling full of kindness and goodwill towards all mankind, even Miss Peavey. And he bestowed on the poetess a dazzling smile. We must always, he said, endeavor to look on the bright side. It was a pity, no doubt, that my reading last night had to be stopped by 20,000 pounds to the Kiebelkauffers. But let us not forget that but for that timely interruption I should have gone on for about another hour. I am like that. My friends have frequently told me that when once I start talking, it requires something in the nature of a cataclysm to stop me. But of course there are drawbacks to everything and last night's Ranny Gazoo perhaps shook your nervous system to some extent. I was dreadfully frightened, said Miss Peavey. She turned to Eve with a delicate shiver. Weren't you Miss Halliday? I wasn't there, said Eve absently. Miss Halliday, explained Smith, has had in the last few days some little experience of myself as orator and with her usual good sense decided not to go out of her way to get more of me than was absolutely necessary. I was perhaps a trifle wounded at the moment, but on thinking it over came to the conclusion that she was perfectly justified in her attitude. I endeavor always in my conversation to instruct, elevate, and entertain but there is no gain saying the fact that a purist might consider enough of my chitchat to be sufficient. Such, at any rate, was Miss Halliday's view and I honor her for it. But here I am, rambling on again just when I can see that you wish to be alone. We will leave you therefore to muse. No doubt we have been interrupting a train of thought which would have resulted but for my arrival in a rondelle or a belade or some other poetic more so. Come, Miss Halliday. A weird and repellent female, he said to Eve as they drew out of hearing, created for some purpose which I cannot fathom. Everything in this world, I like to think, is placed there for some useful end but why the authorities unleashed Miss Peavey on us is beyond me. It is not too much to say that she gives me a pain in the gizzard. Miss Peavey, unaware of these harsh views, had watched them out of sight and now she turned excitedly to the tree which sheltered her ally. Replyed the muffled voice of Mr. Coots. Did you hear? No. Oh my heavens! cried his overwrought partner. He's gone deaf now. That girl, you didn't hear what she was saying? She said that she wasn't in the drawing room when those lights went out. Ed, she was down below on the terrace, that's where she was, picking up the stuff and if it isn't hidden somewhere in that mctaude's shack down there in the woods, I'll eat my Sunday rubbers. Eve, with Smith prattling amably on her side, pursued her way through the wood. She was wondering why she had come. She ought, she felt, to have been very cold and distant to this young man after what had occurred between them last night. But somehow it was difficult to be cold and distant with Smith. He cheered her stricken soul. By the time they reached the little clearing and came inside of the squat shed-like building with its funny windows and stained door, her spirits, always mercurial, had risen to a point where she found herself almost able to forget her troubles.  Whatever did you want it for? Purely as a nook, said Smith, taking out his key. You know how the man of sensibility and refinement needs a nook. In this rushing age it is imperative that the thinker shall have a place, however humble, where he can be alone. But you aren't a thinker. You wrong me. For the last few days I have been doing some extremely brisk thinking that has taken its toll. The fierce whirl of life at Blandings is wearing me away. There are dark circles under my eyes and I see floating spots. He opened the door. Well, here we are. Will you pop in for a moment? Eve went in. The single sitting-room of the cottage certainly bore out the promise of the exterior. It contained a table with a red cloth, a chair, three stuffed birds in a glass case on the wall A depressing musty scent pervaded the place, as if a cheese had recently died there in painful circumstances. Eve gave a little shiver of distaste. I understand your silent criticism, said Smith. You are saying to yourself that plain living and high thinking is evidently the ideal of the gamekeepers on the Blandings estate. They are strong rugged men who care little for the refinements of interior decoration. But shall we blame them? If I had to spend most of the day and night shivering poachers and keeping an eye on the local rabbits, I imagine that in my off hours practically anything with a roof would satisfy me. It was in the hope that you might be able to offer some hints and suggestions for small improvements here and there that I invited you to inspect my little place. There is no doubt that it wants doing up a bit by a woman's gentle hand. Will you take a look round and give out a few ideas? The wallpaper is, I fear, a fixture, but in every other direction consider yourself trampled. Eve looked about her. Well, she began dubiously. I don't think. She stopped abruptly, tingling all over. A second glance had shown her something which her first careless inspection had overlooked.  You are saying, said Smith courteously. Eve did not reply. She hardly heard him. Her mind was in a confused whirl.  You are admiring the shrub, said Smith. I found it lying about up at the castle this morning and pinched it. I thought it would add a touch of color to the place. Eve, looking at him keenly as his gaze shifted to the flower pot, told herself that her suspicion had been absurd. Surely this blandness could not be a cloak for guilt. Where did you find it? By one of the windows in the hall, more or less wasting its sweetness. I am bound to say I am a little disappointed in the thing. I had a sort of idea it would turn the old homestead into a floral bower, but it doesn't seem to. It's a beautiful geranium. There, said Smith, I cannot agree with you. It seems to me to have the glanders or something. It only wants watering. And unfortunately this cozy little place appears to possess no water supply. I take it that the late proprietor, when in residence, used to trudge to the back door of the castle and fetch what he needed in a bucket. If this more abundant plant fancies that I am going to spend my time racing to and fro with refreshments, it is vastly mistaken. Tomorrow it goes into the dustbin.  She was awed by a sense of having arrived at a supreme moment. She had the sensations of her risks all on a single throw.  And her voice, though she tried to control it, shook. You had better give it to me. I'll take care of it. It's just what I want for my room. Pray take it, said Smith. It isn't mine, but pray take it. And very encouraging it is, let me add, that you should be accepting gifts for me in this hearty fashion, for it is well known that there is no sureer sign of the dawning of the divine emotion. And then this willingness to receive presence from the hands of the adorer. I make progress, I make progress. You don't do anything of the kind, said Eve. Her eyes were sparkling and her heart sang within her. In the revulsion of feeling which had come to her on finding her suspicions unfounded, she was aware of a warm friendliness towards this absurd young man. Pardon me, said Smith firmly. I am quoting an established authority, Auntie Bell of Home Gossip. I must be going, said Eve. She took the flower pot and hugged it to her. I've got work to do. Work, work, always work, sighed Smith. The curse of the age. Well, I will escort you back to your cell. No, you won't, said Eve. I mean, thank you for your polite offer, but I want to be alone. Alone? Smith looked at her astonished. When you have the chance of being with me? This is a strange attitude. Goodbye, said Eve. And thank you for being so hospitable and lavish. I'll try to find some cushions and muslin and stuff to brighten up this place. Your presence does that adequately, said Smith, accompanying her to the door. By the way, returning to the subject we were discussing last night, I forgot to mention, when asking you to marry me, that I can do card tricks. Really? And also, a passable imitation of a cat calling to her young. Has this no weight with you? These things come in very handy in the long winter evenings. But I shan't be there when you are imitating cats in the long winter evenings. I think you are wrong. As I visualize my little home, I can see you there very clearly, sitting before the fire. Your maid has put you into something loose. The light of the flickering flames reflects itself in your lovely eyes. You are pleasantly tired after an afternoon's shopping, but not so tired as to be unable to select a card, any card, from the pack which I offer. Good-bye, said Eve. If it must be so, good-bye, for the present, I shall see you anon. I expect so. Good, I will count the minutes. Eve walked rapidly away. As she snuggled the flowerpot under her arm, she was feeling like a child about to open its Christmas stocking.  Can you spare me a moment? said Smith. Certainly. I should have added that I can also recite Gungadin. Will you think that over? I will. Thank you, said Smith. Thank you. I have a feeling that it just may turn the scale. He raised his hat ambassadorily and galloped away again. Eve found herself unable to wait any longer. Smith was out of sight now, and the wood was very still and empty. Birds twittered in the branches, and the sun made little pools of gold upon the ground. She cast a swift glance about her and crouched down in the shelter of a tree. The birds stopped singing. The sun no longer shone. The wood had become cold and sinister. For Eve, with a heart of lead, was staring blankly at a little pile of mold at her feet. Mold which she had sifted again and again in a frenzied, fruitless effort to find a necklace which was not there. The empty flowerpot seemed to leer up at her in mockery. End of chapter 12