14. A happy birthday. The twelfth of October was Rose's birthday, but no one seemed to remember that interesting fact, and she felt delicate about mentioning it, so fell asleep the night before wondering if she would have any presents. That question was settled early the next morning, for she was awakened by a soft tap on her face, and, opening her eyes, she beheld a little black and white figure sitting on her pillow, staring at her with a pair of round eyes very like blueberries, while one downy paw patted her nose to attract her notice. It was Kitty Comet, the prettiest of all the pussies, and Comet evidently had a mission to perform, for a pink bow adorned her neck, and a bit of paper was pinned to it bearing the words, for Miss Rose, from Frank. That pleased her extremely, and that was only the beginning of the fun, for surprises and presents kept popping out in the most delightful manner all through the day. The Atkinson girls, being famous jokers, and Rose a favourite. But the best gift of all came on the way to Mount Windytop, where it was decided to picnic in honour of the great occasion. Three jolly loads set off soon after breakfast, for everybody went, and everybody seemed bound to have an extra good time, especially Mother Atkinson, who wore a hat as broad-brimmed as an umbrella, and took the dinner-horn to keep her flock from straying away. I'm going to drive Auntie and a lot of the babies, so you must ride the pony, and please stay behind us a good bit when we go to the station, for a parcel is coming, and you are not to see it till dinner-time. You won't mind, will you, said Mack, in a confidential aside, during the wild flurry of the start. Not a bit, answered Rose. It hurts my feelings very much to be told to keep out of the way at any other time, but birthdays and Christmas it is part of the fun to be blind and stupid, and poked into corners. I'll be ready as soon as you are, gig-lamps. Stop under the big maple till I call. Then you can't possibly see anything, added Mack, as he mounted her on the pony his father had sent up for his use. Barcus was so gentle and so willing, however, that Rose was ashamed to be afraid to ride him, so she had learned that she might surprise Dr. Alec when she got home. Meantime she had many a fine canter over the hills and far away, with Mack, who preferred Mr. Atkinson's old sorrel. Away they went, and, coming to the red maple, Rose obediently paused, but could not help stealing a glance in the forbidden direction before the call came. Yes, there was a hamper going under the seat, and then she caught sight of a tall man whom Mack seemed to be hustling into the carriage in a great hurry. One look was enough, and with a cry of delight Rose was off down the road as fast as Barcus could go. Now all astonish Uncle, she thought. I'll dash up in grand style, and show him that I'm not a coward after all. Fired by this ambition, she startled Barcus by a sharp cut, and still more bewildered him by leaving him to his own guidance down the steep, stony road. The approach would have been a fine success if, just as Rose was about to pull up and salute, two or three distracted hens had not scuttled across the road with a great squawking, which caused Barcus to shy and stop so suddenly that his careless rider landed in an ignominious heap just under old sorrel's astonished nose. Rose was up again before Dr. Alec was out of the carry-all, and threw two dusty arms about his neck, crying with a breathless voice. Oh, Uncle, I'm so glad to see you. It is better than a cartload of goodies, and so dear of you to come. But aren't you hurt, child? That was a rough tumble, and I'm afraid you must be damaged somewhere," answered the doctor, full of fond anxiety as he surveyed his girl with pride. My feelings are hurt, but my bones are all safe. It's too bad.  I couldn't believe my eyes when I asked where is Rose, and Mac pointed to the little Amazon pelting down the hill at such a rate. You couldn't have done anything that would please me more, and I'm delighted to see how well you ride. Now, will you mount again, or shall we turn Mac out and take you in? asked Dr. Alec, as Aunt Jessie proposed to start, for the others were beckoning them to follow. Pride goeth before a fall, better not try to show off again, ma'am, said Mac, who would have been more than mortal if he had refrained from teasing when so good a chance offered. Pride does go before a fall, but I wonder if a sprained ankle always comes after it, thought Rose, bravely concealing her pain as she answered with great dignity. I prefer to ride. Come on, and see who will catch up first. She was up and away as she spoke, doing her best to efface the memory of her downfall by sitting very erect, elbows down, head well up, and taking the motion of the pony as Barkas cantered along, as easily as a rocking chair. You ought to see her go over a fence and race when we ride together. She can scud, too, like a deer when we play follow the leader, and skip stones and bat balls, almost as well as I can, said Mac, in reply to his uncle's praise of his pupil. I'm afraid you will think her a sad tomboy, Alec, but really she seems so well and happy I have not the heart to check her. She is broken out in the most unexpected way and frisks like a cult, for she says she feels so full of spirits she must run and shout whether it is proper or not, added Mrs. Jesse, who had been a pretty hoid in years ago herself. Good-good, that's the best news you could tell me, and Dr. Alec rubbed his hands heartily. Let the girl run and shout as much as she will. It is a sure sign of health and is natural to a happy child as frisking is to any young animal full of life. Tomboys make strong women, usually, and I had far rather find Rose playing football with Mac than puttering over beadwork like that affected midget, Ariadne Blish. But she cannot go on playing football very long, and we must not forget that she has a woman's work to do, by and by, began Mrs. Jesse. Neither will Mac play football much longer, but he will be all the better fitted for business because of the health it gives him. Polish is easily added if the foundations are strong, but no amount of gilding will be of use if your timber is not sound. I'm sure I'm right, Jesse, and if I can do as well by my girl during the next six months, as I have the last, my experiment will succeed. It certainly will, for when I contrast that bright blooming face with the pale listless one that made my heart ache a while ago, I can believe in almost any miracle, said Mrs. Jesse, as Rose looked round to point out a lovely view, with cheeks like the ruddy apples in the orchard nearby, eyes clear as the autumn sky overhead, and vigor in every line of her girlish figure. A general scramble among the rocks was followed by a regular gypsy lunch, which the young folks had the rapture of helping to prepare. Mother Atkinson put on her apron, turned up her sleeves, and fell to work as gaily as if in her own kitchen, boiling the kettle slung on three sticks over a fire of cones and fur boughs, while the girl spread the mossy table with a feast of country goodies, and the children tumbled about in every one's way till the toot of the horn made them settle down like a flock of hungry birds. As soon as the merry meal and a brief interval of repose was over, it was unanimously voted to have some charades. A smooth green spot between two stately pines was chosen for the stage, shawls hung up, properties collected, audience and actor separated, and a word quickly chosen. The first scene discovered Mack in a despondent attitude and shabby dress evidently much troubled in mind.   Spires of grass stuck in each side of the mouth seemed meant to represent whiskers. The upper corners of the bag were twisted like ears, and no one could doubt for a moment that the black scarf pinned on behind was a tail. This singular animal seemed in pantomime to be comforting his master and offering advice, which was finally acted upon, for Mack pulled off his boots, helped the little beast into them, and gave him a bag. Then kissing his paw with a hopeful gesture, the creature retired, purring so successfully that there was a general cry of cat, puss, boots. Cat is the word, replied a voice, and the curtain fell. The next scene was a puzzler, for in came another animal, on all fours this time, with a new sort of tail and long ears. A gray shawl concealed its face, but an inquisitive sunbeam betrayed the glitter as of goggles under the fringe. On its back wrote a small gentleman in eastern costume, who appeared to find some difficulty in keeping his seat as his steed jogged along. Suddenly a spirit appeared, all in white, with long newspaper wings upon its back and golden locks about its face. Similarly enough the beast beheld this apparition and backed instantly, but the rider evidently saw nothing, and whipped up unmercifully, also unsuccessfully, for the spirit stood directly in the path, and the amiable beast would not budge a foot. A lively skirmish followed, which ended in the eastern gentleman being upset into a sweet fernbush, while the better bread-animal abased itself before the shining one.  Rose makes a sweet angel, doesn't she?  The next was a pretty little scene from the immortal story of babes in the wood. Jamie and Pokey came trotting in, hand in hand, and, having been through the parts many times before, acted with great ease and much fluency, audibly directing each other from time to time as they went along.  Now the Wobbins' tum, you be twight dead, Demi, and I'll peep in and see them, one defunct innocent was hurt to say.  Here the Wobbins' came, flapping in with red scarves over their breasts and leaves in their mouths, which they carefully laid upon the babes wherever they would show best. A prickly blackberry leaf placed directly over Pokey's nose caused her to sneeze so violently that her little legs flew into the air. Jamie gave a startled owl, and the pitying fowls fled giggling. After some discussion it was decided that the syllable must be strew or stro, and then they waited to see if it was a good guess. This scene discovered Annette Snow in bed evidently very ill. Miss Jenny was her anxious mama, and her merry conversation amused the audience till Matt came in as a physician, and made great fun with his big watch, pompous manner, and absurd questions. He prescribed one pellet with an unpronounceable name, and left after demanding twenty dollars for his brief visit. The pellet was administered, and such awful agonies immediately set in that the distracted mama bathed a sympathetic neighbor run for mother-know-all. The neighbor ran, and in came a brisk little old lady in a cap and specs, with a bundle of herbs under her arm, which she at once applied in all sorts of funny ways, explaining their virtues as she clapped a plantain poultice here, put a pounded catnip plaster there, or tied a couple of moulin leaves around the sufferer's throat. Instant relief ensued, the dying child sat up, and demanded baked beans. The grateful parent offered fifty dollars, but mother-know-all indignantly refused it, and went smiling away, declaring that a neighborly turn needed no reward, and a doctor's fee was all a humbug. The audience were in fits of laughter over this scene, for Rose imitated Mrs. Atkins capitally, and the herb cure was a good hit at the excellent lady's belief that yarb's would save mankind if properly applied. No one enjoyed it more than herself, and the saucy children prepared for the grand finale in high feather. This closing scene was brief but striking, for two trains of cars whizzed in from opposite sides, met with a terrible collision in the middle of the stage, and a general smash-up completed the word catastrophe. Now let us act a proverb. I've got one already, said Rose, who was trying to distinguish herself in some way before Uncle Alec. So every one but Mac, the gay Westerner and Rose took their places on the rocky seats, and discussed the late, beautiful, and varied charade, in which Pokie frankly pronounced her own scene the bestest of all. In five minutes the curtain was lifted. Nothing appeared but a very large sheet of brown paper, pinned to a tree, and on it was drawn a clock-face, the hands pointing to four. A small note below informed the public that 4 a.m. was the time. Hardly had the audience grasped this important fact when a long waterproof serpent was seen uncoiling itself from behind a stump. An inch worm perhaps would be a better description, for it traveled in the same humpy way as that pleasing reptile. Suddenly a very wide awake and active fowl advanced, pecking, chirping, and scratching vigorously. A tuft of green leaves waved upon his crest, a larger tuft of breaks made an umbrageous tail, and a shawl of many colors formed his flapping wings.  He squirmed, he wriggled, he humped as fast as he could trying to escape, but all in vain. The tufted bird, despite him, gave one warbling sort of crow, pounced upon him, and flapped triumphantly away. That early bird got such a big worm he could hardly carry him off, laughed Aunt Jesse, as the children shouted over the joke suggested by Max Nickname. That is one of Uncle's favorite proverbs, so I got it up for his special benefit, said Rose, coming up with a two-legged worm beside her. Very clever! What next, asked Dr. Alec, as she sat down beside him? The dove boys are going to give us an incident in the life of Napoleon, as they call it. The children think it very splendid, and the little fellows do it rather nicely, answered Max with condescension. A tent appeared, and pacing to and fro before it was a little sentinel, who in a brief soliloquy informed the observers that the elements were in a great state of confusion, that he had marched some hundred miles or so that day, and that he was dying for want of sleep.  With his gun beside him, a faithless little sentinel. After Napoleon, cocked hat, gray coat, high boots, folded arms, grim mouth, and a melodramatic stride, Freddie Dove always covered himself with glory in this part, and took the stage with a Napoleonic attitude that brought down the house, for the big-headed boy, with solemn dark eyes and square brow, was the very moral of that rascal boney-party, Mother Atkinson said. Some great scheme was evidently brewing in his mighty mind, a trip across the Alps, a bonfire at Moscow, or a little skirmish at Waterloo, perhaps, for he marched in silent majesty till suddenly a gentle snore disturbed the imperial reverie. He saw the sleeping soldier and glared upon him, saying in an awful tone, Ha! asleep at his post, death is the penalty, he must die. Picking up the musket he is about to execute summary justice, as emperors are in the habit of doing, when something in the face of the weary sentinel appears to touch him, and while it might, for a most engaging little warrior was Jack, as he lay with his shake-o half off, his childish face trying to keep sober, and a great black mustache over his rosy mouth. It would have softened the heart of any Napoleon, and the little corporal proved himself a man by relenting, and saying, with a lofty gesture of forgiveness, Bray fellow, he is worn out. I will let him sleep and mount guard in his place. Then, shouldering the gun, this noble being strode to and fro, with a dignity which thrilled the younger spectators. The sentinel awakes, sees what has happened, and gives himself up for lost. But the emperor restores his weapon, and with that smile which won all hearts, says, pointing to a high rock where upon a crow happens to be sitting. Be brave, be vigilant, and remember that from yonder pyramid generations are beholding you. And with these memorable words he vanishes, leaving the grateful soldier bolt upright, with his hand at his temple, and deathless devotion stamped upon his youthful countenance. The applause which followed this superb peace had hardly subsided, when a sudden splash and a shrill cry cost a general rush toward the waterfall that went gambling down the rocks, singing sweetly as it ran. Poky had tried to gamble also, and had tumbled into a shallow pool, whither Jamie had gallantly followed in a vain attempt to fish her out, and both were paddling about half frightened, half pleased with the unexpected bath. This mishap made it necessary to get the dripping infants home as soon as possible, so the wagons were loaded up, and away they went, as merry as if the mountain air had really been oxygenated sweets, not bitters, as Dr. Alex suggested when Max said he felt as jolly as if he had been drinking champagne, instead of the current wine that came with a great frosted cake, wreathed with sugar roses, in Aunt Plenty's hamper of goodies. Rose took part in all the fun, and never betrayed by look or word the twinges of pain she suffered in her ankle. She excused herself from the games in the evening, however, and sat talking to Uncle Alec in a lively way, that both amazed and delighted him, for she confided to him that she played horse with the children, drilled with the light infantry, climbed trees, and did other dreadful things that would have caused the ants to cry aloud if they knew of them. I don't care a pin what they say if you don't mind, Uncle, she answered, when he pictured the dismay of the good ladies. Ah, it's all very well to defy them, but you are getting so rampant, I'm afraid you will defy me next, and then where are we? No, I won't, I shouldn't dare, because you are my guardian, and can put me in a straitjacket, if you like, and Rose laughed in his face, even while she nestled closer, with a confiding gesture pleasant to see. Upon my word, Rosie, I begin to feel like the man who bought an elephant and then didn't know what to do with him. I thought I had got a pet and plaything for years to come, but here you are growing up like a bean-stock, and I shall find I've got a strong-minded little woman on my hands before I can turn around. There's a predicament for a man and an uncle. Dr. Alec's comic distress was mercifully relieved for the time being by a dance of goblins on the lawn, where the children, with pumpkin lanterns on their heads, frisked about like Will of the Wisps as a parting surprise. When Rose went to bed, she found that Uncle Alec had not forgotten her, for on the table stood a delicate little easel, holding two miniatures set in velvet. She knew them both and stood looking at them till her eyes brimmed over with tears that were both sweet and sad, for they were the faces of her father and mother, beautifully copied from portraits fast fading away. Presently she knelt down, and, putting her arms round the little shrine, kissed one after the other, saying with an earnest voice, I'll truly try to make them glad to see me, by and by. And that was Rose's little prayer on the night of her fourteenth birthday. Two days later the campels went home, a larger party than when they came, for Dr. Alec was escort and Kitty Comet was born in state in a basket, with a bottle of milk, some tiny sandwiches, and a doll's dish to drink out of, as well as a bit of carpet to lie on in her palace car, out of which she kept popping her head in the most fascinating manner. There was a great kissling and cuddling, waving of handkerchiefs and last goodbyes as they went, and when they had started, Mother Atkinson came running after them to tuck in some little pies hot from the oven, for the deers who might get tired of bread and butter during that long day's travel. Another start and another halt, for the snow children came shrieking up to demand the three kittens that Pokie was coolly carrying off in a travelling bag. The unhappy kids were rescued, half smothered, and restored to their lawful owners amid dire lamentation from the little kidnapper, who declared that she only took them because they'd want to go with their sister Tomit. Start number three and stoppage number three, as Frank hailed them with the luncheon basket which they had forgotten, after everyone had protested that it was safely in. All went well after that, and the long journey was pleasantly beguiled by Pokie and Pussy, who played together so predily that they were considered public benefactors. Rose doesn't want to go home, for she knows the aunts won't let her rampage, as she did up at Cozy Corner, said Mac, as they approached the old house. I can't rampage if I want to for a time, at least, and I'll tell you why. I sprained my ankle when I tumbled off Barkis, and it gets worse and worse, though I've done all I know to cure it and hide it, so it shouldn't trouble any one, whispered Rose, knitting her brows with pain as she prepared to descend, wishing her uncle would take her, instead of her bundles. How he did it, she never knew, but Mac had her up the steps and on the parlor sofa, before she could put her foot to the ground. There you are, right side up with care.  It's only fair, you know, for I don't forget how good you have been to me.  CHAPTER XV Earrings Rose's sprain proved to be a serious one, owing to neglect, and Dr. Alec ordered her to lie on the sofa for a fortnight at least, whereat she groaned dismal-y, but dared not openly complain, lest the boys turn upon her with some of the little wise sermons on patience, which she had delivered for their benefit. It was Mac's turn now, and honorably did he repay his debt, for, as school was still forbidden, he had plenty of leisure, and devoted most of it to Rose. He took many steps for her, and even allowed her to teach him to knit, after assuring himself that many a brave scotchman knew how to click the pricks. She was obliged to take a solemn vow of secrecy, however, before he would consent. For though he did not mind being called gig-lamps, Granny was more than his boyish soul could bear, and at the approach of any of the clan his knitting vanished as if by magic, which frequent chucking out of sight did not improve the stripe he was doing for Rose's new afghan. She was busy with this pretty work one bright October afternoon. All nicely established on her sofa in the upper hull, while Jamie and Pokie, lent for her amusement, were keeping house in a corner, with Comet and Rose's old doll for their children's. Finally Phoebe appeared with a card. Rose read it, made a grimace, then laughed, and said, I'll see Miss Blish, and immediately put on her company face, pulled out her locket, and settled her curls. You dear thing, how do you do? I've been trying to call every day since you got back, but I have so many engagements I really couldn't manage it till to-day.  How nice to have a maid, said Ariadne, as she settled herself with much commotion. Still, dear, you must be very lonely and feel the need of a bosom friend. I have my cousins began, Rose, with dignity, for her visitor's patronising manner ruffled her temper. Gracious child, you don't make friends of those great boys, do you? Mama says she really doesn't think it's proper for you to be with them so much. They are like brothers, and my aunts do think it's proper, replied Rose, rather sharply, for it struck her that this was none of Miss Blish's business. I was merely going to say I should be glad to have you for my bosom friend, for Hattie Mason and I have had an awful quarrel, and don't speak. She is too mean to live, so I gave her up. Just think she never paid back one of the caramels I've given her, and never invited me to her party. I could have forgiven the caramels, but to be left out in that rude way was more than I could bear, and I told her never to look at me again as long as she lived. You're very kind, but I don't think I want a bosom friend. Thank you," said Rose, as Ariadne stopped to bridle and shake her flaxen head over the delinquent Hattie Mason. Now, in her heart Miss Blish thought Rose a stuck-up puss, but the other girls wanted to know her and couldn't. The old house was a charming place to visit. The lads were considered fine fellows, and the campels are one of our first families, Mama said. So Ariadne concealed her vexation at Rose's coolness, and changed the subject as fast as possible. Studying French, I see. Who is your teacher? She asked, flitting over the leaves of Paul in Virginia that lay on the table. I don't study it, for I read French as well as English, and Uncle and I often speak it for hours. He talks like a native, and says I have a remarkably good accent. Rose really could not help this small display of superiority, for French was one of her strong points and she was vain of it, though she usually managed to hide this weakness. She felt that Ariadne would be the better for a little crushing, and could not resist the temptation to patronize in her turn. Oh, indeed said Miss Blish, rather blankly, for French was not her strong point by any means. I'm to go abroad with Uncle in a year or two, and he knows how important it is to understand the languages. Half the girls who leave school can't speak decent French, and when they go abroad they are so mortified. I shall be very glad to help you, if you like it, for, of course, you have no one to talk with at home. Now Ariadne, though she looked like a wax doll, had feelings within her instead of sawdust, and these feelings were hurt by Rose's lofty tone. She thought her more stuck up than ever, but did not know how to bring her down, yet long to do it, for she felt as if she had received a box on the ear, and involuntarily put her hand up to it. The touch of an earring consoled her, and suggested a way of returning tit for tat in a telling manner. Thank you, dear. I don't need any help, for our teacher is from Paris, and of course he speaks better French than your uncle. Then she added, with a gesture of her head that set the little bells on her ears to tingling. How do you like my new earrings? Papa gave them to me last week, and everyone says they are lovely. Rose came down from her high horse with a rapidity that was comical, for Ariadne had the upper hand now. Rose adored pretty things, long to wear them, and the desire of her girlish soul was to have her ears bored. Only Dr. Alec thought it foolish, so she never had done it. She would gladly have given all the French she could jabber for a pair of golden bells with pearl-tipped tongues, like those Ariadne wore. In clasping her hands she answered in a tone that went to the hearer's heart. They are too sweet for anything. If uncle would only let me wear some, I should be perfectly happy. I wouldn't mind what he says. Papa laughed at me at first, but he likes them now, and says I shall have diamond solitaires when I am eighteen, said Ariadne, quite satisfied with her shot. I've got a pair now that were mamas, and a beautiful little pair of pearl-and-turquoise ones that I am dying to wear, side Rose. Then do it. I'll pierce your ears, and you must wear a bit of silk in them till they are well. Your curls will hide them nicely. Then some day slip in your smallest earrings and see if your uncle don't like them. I asked him if it wouldn't do my eyes good once when they were red, and he only laughed. People do cure we guys that way, don't they? Yes, indeed, and yours are sort of red. Let me see. Yes, I really think you ought to do it before they get worse, said Ariadne, peering into the large, clear eye offered for protection. Does it hurt much, asked Rose, wavering? Oh, dear, no! Just a prick and a pole, and it's all over. I've done lots of ears, and know just how.  I don't quite like to do it without asking uncle's leave, faltered Rose, when all was ready for the operation. Did he ever forbid it, demanded Ariadne, hovering over her prey like a vampire? No, never. Then do it, unless you are afraid, cried Miss Blish, bent on accomplishing the deed. That last word settled the matter, and, closing her eyes, Rose said, punch, in the tone of one giving the fatal order. Fire! Ariadne punched, and the victim bore it in heroic silence, though she turned pale and her eyes were full of tears of anguish. There, now pull the bits of silk often, and cold creamier ears every night, and you'll soon be ready for the rings, said Ariadne, well pleased with her job, for the girl who spoke French, with a fine accent, lay flat upon the sofa, looking as exhausted as if she had had both ears cut off. It does hurt dreadfully, and I know uncle won't like it, sighed Rose, as remorse began to gnaw. Promise not to tell, or I shall be teased to death, she added, anxiously, entirely forgetting the two little pictures gifted with eyes as well as ears, who had been watching the whole performance from afar. Never. Mercy me, what's that? And Ariadne started, as a sudden sound of steps and voices came up from below. It's the boys. Hide the needle. Do my ears show? Don't breathe a word, whispered Rose, scrambling about to conceal all traces of their iniquity from the sharp eyes of the clan. Up they came all in good order, laden with the proceeds of a nutting expedition, for they always reported to Rose and paid tribute to their queen in the handsomest manner. How many, and how big, will have a grand roasting frolic after tea, won't we, said Rose, plunging both hands into a bag of glossy brown nuts, while the clan stood at ease and nodded to Ariadne.  I got every one myself and their extra-wacker, said Mack, presenting a bushel or so. You should have seen gig lamps when he was after them. He pitched out of the tree and would have broken his blessed old neck if Arch had not caught him, observed Steve as he lounged gracefully in the window seat.  I don't make mistakes when I thrash you, old worm, so you'd better mind what you are about, answered Steve, without a ray of proper respect for his elder brother. It is getting dark, and I must go, or Mama will be alarmed, said Ariadne, rising in sudden haste, though she hoped to be asked to remain to the nut-party. No one invited her, and all the while she was putting on her things and chatting to Rose, the boys were telegraphing to one another the sad fact that someone ought to escort the young lady home. Not a boy felt heroic enough to cast himself into the breach, however. Even polite Archie shirked the duty, saying to Charlie as they slipped quietly into an adjoining room. I'm not going to do all the gallivanting, let Steve take that chit home and show his manners. I'll be hanged if I do, answered Prince, who disliked Miss Blish because she tried to be cuckedish with him. Then I will, and to the dismay of both recreant lads. Dr. Alec walked out of the room to offer his services to the chit. He was too late, however, for Mac, obeying a look from Rose, had already made a victim of himself, and trudged meekly away, wishing the gentle Ariadne at the bottom of the Red Sea. Then I will take this lady down to tea, as the other one has found a gentleman to go home with her. I see the lamps are lighted below, and I smell a smell which tells me that Auntie has something extra nice for us tonight. As he spoke, Dr. Alec was preparing to carry Rose downstairs as usual, but Archie and Prince rushed forward, begging with penitent eagerness for the honour of carrying her in an armchair. Rose consented, fearing that her uncle's keen eye would discover the fatal bits of silk. So the boys crossed hands, and, taking a good grip of each curly pate, she was born down in state, while the others followed by way of the banisters. Tea was ordered earlier than usual, so that Jamie and his dolly could have a taste at least of the holiday fun, for they were to stay till seven, and be allowed twelve roasted chestnuts apiece, which they were under bonds not to eat till next day. Tea was dispatched rapidly, therefore, and the party gathered round the wide hearth in the dining-room, where the nuts were soon dancing gaily on hot shovels, or bouncing out among the company, thereby causing delightful panics among the little ones. Come, Rosie, tell us a story while we work, for you can't help much and must amuse us as your share, proposed Mac, who sat in the shade pricking nuts, and who knew by experience what a capital little shezzerotti his cousin was.  Well, I happen to have a little story with a moral to it in my mind, and I will tell it, though it is intended for younger children than you," answered Rose, who was rather fond of telling instructive tales. Fire away, said Jordy, and she obeyed, little thinking what a disastrous story it would prove to herself. Well, once upon a time a little girl went to see a young lady who was very fond of her.  The little girl liked to play with this basket, and one day, when she thought no one saw her, she took one of the rolls without asking leave, and put it in her pocket. Here Pocci, who had been peering lovingly down at the five warm nuts that lay at the bottom of her tiny pocket, suddenly looked up and said, Oh! in a startled tone, as if the moral tale had become intensely interesting all at once. Rose heard and saw the innocent betrayal of the small sinner, and went on in a most impressive manner, while the boys nudged one another and winked as they caught the joke.   Rose was rather taken aback by this reply, but feeling that she was producing a good effect, she added seriously. Yes, God saw her, and so did the young lady, but she did not say anything. She waited to see what the little girl would do about it. She had been very happy before she took the bandage, but when it was in her pocket she seemed troubled, and pretty soon stopped playing, and sat down in a corner looking very sober. She thought a few minutes, and then went and put back the roll very softly, and her face cleared up, and she was a happy child again. The young lady was glad to see that, and wondered what made the little girl put it back. Once picked her, murmured a contrite voice from behind the small hands, pressed tightly over Pocci's red face. And why did she take it, do you suppose? asked Rose in a school marmish tone, feeling that all the listeners were interested in her tale, and its unexpected application. It was so nice and wound, and she wanted it deftly, answered the little voice. Well, I'm glad she had such a good conscience. The moral is that people who steal don't enjoy what they take, and are not happy till they put it back. What makes that little girl hide her face? asked Rose, as she concluded. Me so shamed of Pocci sobbed the small culprit, quite overcome by remorse and confusion at this awful disclosure. Come, Rose, it's too bad to tell her little tricks before everyone, and preach it her in that way. You wouldn't like it yourself, began Dr. Alec, taking the weeper on his knee and administering consolation in the shape of kisses and nuts. Before Rose could express her regret, Jamie, who had been reddening and ruffling like a little turkey-cock for several minutes, burst out indignantly, bent on avenging the wound given to his beloved dolly. I know something bad that you did, and I'm going to tell right out. You thought we didn't see you, but we did, and you said Uncle wouldn't like it, and the boys would tease, and you made Ariadne promise not to tell, and she punched holes in your ears to put earrings in. So now.  Jamie's somewhat incoherent explosion produced such an effect that Pocci's small sin was instantly forgotten, and Rose felt that her hour had come. What, what, what! cried the boys in a chorus, dropping their shovels and knives to gather round Rose.  Now she'll go prancing round with bird cages and baskets, and carts and pigs for all I know in her ears, as the other girls do, and won't she look like a goose, asked one tormenter, making a curl that strayed out from the cushions. I didn't think she'd be so silly, said Mac, in a tone of disappointment that told Rose she had sunk in the esteem of her wise cousin. That blish girl is a nuisance, and ought not to be allowed to come here with her nonsensical notions, said the Prince, feeling a strong desire to shake that young person as an angry dog might shake a mischievous kitten. How do you like it, Uncle, asked Archie, who, being the head of a family himself, believed in preserving discipline at all costs. I am very much surprised, but I say she is a girl, after all, and must have her vanities like all the rest of them, answered Dr. Alec, with a sigh, as if he had expected to find Rose a sort of angel above all earthly temptations. What shall you do about it, sir? inquired Geordie, wondering what punishment would be inflicted on a feminine culprit. As she is fond of ornaments, perhaps we had better give her a nose ring also. I have one somewhere that a Fiji bell once wore. I'll look it up. And leaving pokey to Jamie's care, Dr. Alec rose as if to carry out his suggestion in earnest. Good, good, we'll do it right away.  It was a dreadful moment for Rose, for she could not run away.  Of course he saved her, and when she was securely barricaded by his strong arm she confessed her folly in such humiliation of spirit that the lads, after a good laugh at her, decided to forgive her and lay all the blame on the tempter, Ariadne. Even Dr. Alec relented, so far as to propose two gold rings for the ears, instead of one copper one for the nose, a proceeding which proved that if Rose had all the weakness of her sex for jewellery, he had all the inconsistency of his in giving a pretty penitent exactly what she wanted, spite of his better judgment. CHAPTER XVI. What in the world is my girl thinking about all alone here, with such a solemn face, asked Dr. Alec, coming into the study one November day, to find Rose sitting there with folded hands in a very thoughtful aspect. Uncle, I want to have some serious conversation with you, if you have time, she said, coming out of a brown study as if she had not heard his question. I'm entirely at your service, and most happy to listen, he answered, in his politest manner, for when Rose put on her womanly little heirs, he always treated her with a playful sort of respect, that pleased her very much. Now as he sat down beside her, she said, very soberly, I've been trying to decide what trade I would learn, and I want you to advise me. Trade, my dear, and Dr. Alec looked so astonished that she hastened to explain. I forgot that you didn't hear the talk about it up at Cozy Corner. You see, we used to sit under the pines, and so, and talk a great deal, all the ladies I mean, and I liked it very much. Mother Atkinson thought that everyone should have a trade, or something to make a living out of, for rich people may grow poor, you know, and poor people have to work. Her girls were very clever, and could do ever so many things, and Aunt Jessie thought the old lady was right, so when I saw how happy and independent those young ladies were, I wanted to have a trade, and then it wouldn't matter about money, though I like to have it well enough. Dr. Alec listened to this explanation with a curious mixture of surprise, pleasure, and amusement in his face, and looked at his little niece as if she had suddenly changed into a young woman. She had grown a good deal in the last six months, and an amount of thinking had gone on in that young head which would have astonished him greatly, could he have known it all, for Rose was one of the children who observe and meditate much, and now and then non-plus their friends by a wise or curious remark. I quite agree with the ladies, and shall be glad to help you decide on something, if I can, said the doctor seriously. What do you incline to? A natural taste or talent is a great help in choosing, you know. I haven't any talent, or any a special taste that I can see, and that is why I can't decide, uncle, so I think it would be a good plan to pick out some very useful business and learn it, because I don't do it for pleasure, you see, but as part of my education, and to be ready in case I am ever poor, answered Rose, looking as if she rather longed for a little poverty so that her useful gift might be exercised. Well now, there is one very excellent, necessary, and womanly accomplishment that no girl should be without, for it is a help to rich and poor, and the comfort of families depends upon it. This fine talent is neglected nowadays and considered old-fashioned, which is a sad mistake, and one that I don't mean to make in bringing up my girl. It should be a part of every girl's education, and I know of a most accomplished lady who will teach you in the best and pleasantest manner. Oh, what is it, cried Rose eagerly, charmed to be met in this helpful and cordial way. Housekeeping, answered Dr. Alec. Is that an accomplishment, asked Rose, while her face fell, for she had indulged in all sorts of vague, delightful dreams. Yes, it is one of the most beautiful, as well as useful, of all the arts a woman can learn. Not so romantic, perhaps, as singing, painting, riding or teaching, even, but one that makes many happy and comfortable, and home the sweetest place in the world. Yes, you may open your big eyes, but it is a fact that I had rather see you a good housekeeper than the greatest bell in the city. It need not interfere with any talent you may possess, but it is a necessary part of your training, and I hope that you will set about it at once, now that you are well and strong. Who is the lady, asked Rose, rather impressed by her uncle's earnest speech. Aunt Plenty. Is she accomplished, began Rose, in a wondering tone, for this great aunt of hers had seemed the least cultivated of them all. In the good old-fashioned way she is very accomplished, and has made this house a happy home to us all, ever since we can remember. She is not elegant, but genuinely good, and so beloved and respected, that there will be universal mourning for her when her place is empty. No one can fill it, for the solid, homely virtues of the dear soul have gone out of fashion, as I say, and nothing new can be half so satisfactory, to me at least. I should like to have people feel so about me. Can she teach me to do what she does, and to grow as good? Asked Rose, with a little prick of remorse for even thinking that Aunt Plenty was a commonplace old lady. Yes, if you don't despise such simple lessons as she can give. I know it would fill her dear old heart with pride and pleasure, to feel that anyone cared to learn of her, for she fancies her day gone by.  I will, uncle, but how shall I begin? I'll speak to her about it, and she will make it all right with her. Dolly, for cooking is one of the main things, you know. So it is, I don't mind that a bit, for I like to mess and used to try at home, but I had no one to tell me, so I never did much but spoil my aprons. Pies are great fun, only Dolly is so cross I don't believe she will ever let me do a thing in the kitchen. Then we'll cook in the parlor.  Only mind this, I'd rather you learn how to make good bread, than the best pies ever baked. When you bring me a handsome, wholesome loaf entirely made by yourself, I shall be more pleased than if you offered me a pair of slippers embroidered in the very latest style. I don't wish to bribe you, but I'll give you my heartiest kiss and promise to eat every crumb of the loaf myself. It's a bargain, it's a bargain, come and tell Auntie all about it, for I'm in a hurry to begin, cried Rose, dancing before him toward the parlor, where Miss Plenty sat alone knitting contentedly, yet ready to run at the first call for help of any sort, from any quarter. No need to tell how surprised and gratified she was at the invitation she received to teach the child the domestic arts, which were her only accomplishments, nor to relate how energetically she said about her pleasant task. Dolly dared not grumble, for Miss Plenty was the one person whom she obeyed, and Phoebe openly rejoiced, for these new lessons brought Rose nearer to her, and glorified the kitchen in the good girl's eyes. To tell the truth the elder aunts had sometimes felt that they did not have quite their share of the little niece who had won their hearts long ago, and was the sunshine of the house. They talked it over together sometimes, but always ended by saying that as Alec had all the responsibility he should have the larger share of the dear girl's love and time, and they would be contented with such crumbs of comfort as they could get. Dr. Alec had found out this little secret, and, after reproaching himself for being blind and selfish, was trying to devise some way of mending matters without troubling any one, when Rose's new whim suggested an excellent method of weaning her a little from himself. He did not know how fond he was of her till he gave her up to the new teacher, and often could not resist peeping in at the door to see how she got on, or stealing sly looks through the slide when she was deep in dough, or listening intently to some impressive lecture from Aunt Plenty. They caught him at it, now and then, and ordered him off the premises at the point of the rolling pin, or, if unusually successful and therefore in a milder mood, they lured him away with bribes of gingerbread, a stray pickle, or a tart that was not quite symmetrical enough to suit their critical eyes. Of course he made a point of partaking copiously of all the delectable messes that now appeared at the table, for both the cooks were on their metal, and he fared sumptuously every day. But in a special relish was given to any dish when, in reply to his honest praise of it, Rose colored up with innocent pride and said modestly, I made that, Uncle, and I'm glad you like it. It was some time before the perfect loaf appeared, for bread-making is an art not easily learned, and Aunt Plenty was very thorough in her teaching, so Rose studied yeast first, and through various stages of cake and biscuit came at last to the crowning glory of the handsome wholesome loaf. It appeared at tea-time on a silver salver, proudly born in by Phoebe, who could not refrain from whispering with a beaming face as she said it down before Dr. Alec. Ain't it just lovely, sir? It is a regularly splendid loaf. Did my girl make it all herself? He asked, surveying the shapely, sweet-smelling object with real interest and pleasure. Every particle herself, and never asked a bit of help or advice from any one, answered Aunt Plenty, folding her hands with an air of unmitigated satisfaction, for her pupil certainly did her great credit. I've had so many failures and troubles that I really thought I never should be able to do it alone. Dolly let one splendid batch burn up because I forgot it. She was there, and smelt it, but never did a thing, for she said, when I undertook to bake bread, I must give my whole mind to it. Wasn't it hard? She might have called me, at least, said Rose, recollecting with a sigh the anguish of that moment. She meant you should learn by experience, as Rosamund did in that little affair of the purple jar, you remember. I always thought it very unfair in her mother not to warn the poor thing a little bit, and she was regularly mean when Rosamund asked for a bowl to put the purple stuff in, and she said, in such a provoking way, I did not agree to lend you a bowl, but I will, my dear. Ugh! I always want to shake that hateful woman, though she was a moral mama. Never mind her now, but tell me all about my loaf, said Dr. Alec, much amused at Rose's burst of indignation. There's nothing to tell, Uncle, except that I did my best, gave my mind to it, and sat watching over it all the while it was in the oven till I was quite baked myself. Everything went right this time, and it came out a nice, round, crusty loaf, as you see. Now taste it, and tell me if it is good as well as handsome. First I cut it, can't I put it under a glass cover, and keep it in the parlor as they do wax flowers, and fine works of that sort? What an idea, Uncle! It would mold and be spoiled, besides, people would laugh at us and make fun of my old-fashioned accomplishment. You promise to eat it, and you must, not all at once, but as soon as you can, so I can make you some more. Dr. Alec solemnly cut off his favorite crusty slice, and solemnly ate it. Then wiped his lips, and, brushing back Rose's hair, solemnly kissed her on the forehead, saying heartily, My dear, it is perfect bread, and you are an honor to your teacher. When we have our model school, I shall offer a prize for the best bread, and you will get it. I've got it already, and I'm quite satisfied, said Rose, slipping into her seat and trying to hide her right hand, which had a burn on it. Dr. Alec saw it, guessed how it came there, and after tea insisted on easing the pain which she would hardly confess. Aunt Clara says I'm spoiling my hands, but I don't care, for I've had such good times with Aunt Plenty, and I think she has enjoyed it as much as I have. Only one thing troubles me, Uncle, and I want to ask you about it, said Rose, as they paced up and down the hall in the twilight, the bandaged hand very carefully laid on Dr. Alec's arm. More little confidences, I like them immensely, so tell away, my dear. Well, you see, I feel as if Aunt Peace would like to do something for me, and I found out what it can be. You know she can't go about like Auntie Plenty, and we are so busy nowadays that she is rather lonely, I'm afraid, so I want to take lessons in sewing of her.  Bless your kind little heart, that is what I was thinking the other day when Aunt Peace said she saw you so very seldom now, you were so busy. I wanted to speak of it, but fancied you had as much on your hands as you could manage. It would delight the dear woman to teach you all her delicate handicraft, especially buttonholes, for I believe that is where young ladies fail, at least I've heard them say so. So do you devote your mind to buttonholes, make them all over my clothes if you want something to practice on? I'll wear any quantity. Rose laughed at this reckless offer, but promised to attend that important branch, though she confessed that Darning was her weak point, whereupon Uncle Alec engaged to supply her with socks in all stages of dilapidation and to have a new set at once so that she could run the heels for him as a pleasant beginning. Then they went up to make their request in due form. To the great delight of gentle Aunt Peace, who got quite excited with the fun that went on while they would yarn, looked up Darning needles and fitted out a nice little mending basket for her pupil. Very busy and very happy were Rose's days now, for in the morning she went about the house with Aunt Plenty, attending to linen closets and storerooms, pickling and preserving, exploring Garrett and Seller to see that all was right and learning in the good old-fashioned manner to look well after the ways of the household. In the afternoon, after her walk or drive, she sat with Aunt Peace plying her needle, while Aunt Plenty, whose eyes were failing, netted and chatted briskly, telling many a pleasant story of old times, till the three were moved to laugh and cry together, for the busy needles were embroidering all sorts of bright patterns on the lives of the workers, though they seemed to be only stitching cotton and Darning hose. It was a pretty sight to see the rosy-faced little maid sitting between the two old ladies, listening dutifully to their instructions and cheering the lessons with her lively chatter and blithe laugh. If the kitchen had provided attraction to Dr. Alec when Rose was there at work, the sewing-room was quite irresistible, and he made himself so agreeable that no one had the heart to drive him away, especially when he read aloud or spun yarns. There I've made you a new set of warm night gowns with four buttonholes in each. See if they are not neatly done, said Rose, one day, some weeks after the new lessons began. Even to a thread and nice little bars across the end so I can't tear them when I twitch the buttons out. Most superior work, ma'am, and I'm deeply grateful, so much so, that I'll sew on these buttons myself and save those tired fingers from another prick. You sew them on, cried Rose, with her eyes wide open in amazement.  Can he really, asked Rose, a vant piece, as Uncle Alec marched off with a comical air of importance. Oh, yes, I taught him years ago, before he went out to see, and I suppose he has had to do things for himself more or less ever since, so he has kept his hand in. He evidently had, for he was soon back with a funny little work-bag out of which he produced a thimble without a top, and, having threaded his needle, he proceeded to sew on the buttons so handily that Rose was much impressed and amused. I wonder if there is anything in the world that you cannot do, she said, in a tone of respectful admiration. There are one or two things that I am not up to yet, he answered, with a laugh in the corner of his eye as he waxed his thread with a flourish. I should like to know what? Bread and buttonholes, ma'am. Chapter 17 Good Bargains It was a rainy Sunday afternoon, and four boys were trying to spend it quietly in the library, as Jamie called the room, devoted to books and boys, at Aunt Jessie's. Will and Jordy were sprawling on the sofa, deep in the adventures of the scape-graces and ragamuffins whose histories are now the fashion. Archie lounged in the easy chair, surrounded by newspapers. Archie stood upon the rug, in an Englishman's favorite attitude, and, I regret to say, both were smoking cigars. It is my opinion that this day will never come to an end, said Prince, with a yawn that nearly rent him asunder. Read and improve your mind, my son, answered Archie, peering solemnly over the paper behind which he had been dozing.  No, thank you. Tramps in an easterly storm don't strike me as amusing. There Archie stopped and held up his hand, for a pleasant voice was heard saying outside. Are the boys in the library, Auntie? Yes, dear, and longing for sunshine, so run in and make it for them, answered Mrs. Jessie. It's Rose, and Archie threw his cigar into the fire. What's that for, asked Charlie? Gentlemen don't smoke before ladies. True, but I'm not going to waste my weed, and Prince poked his into the empty ink-stand that served them for an ashtray. A gentle tap at the door was answered by a chorus of Come in! And Rose appeared, looking blooming and breezy with the chilly air. If I disturb you, say so, and I'll go away, she began, pausing on the threshold with modest hesitation, for something in the elder boy's faces excited her curiosity. You never disturb us, cousin, said the smokers, while the readers tore themselves from the heroes of the bar room and gutter, long enough to nod affably to their guest. As Rose bent to warm her hands, one end of Archie's cigar stuck out of the ashes, smoking furiously and smelling strongly. Oh, you bad boys, how could you do it, to-day, of all days, she said reproachfully. Where's the harm, asked Archie?  Fiddlesticks every man smokes, even Uncle Alec, whom you think so perfect, began Charlie in his teasing way. No, he doesn't, he has given it up, and I know why, cried Rose eagerly. Now I think of it, I haven't seen the old Mirsham since he came home. Did he stop it on our account, asked Archie? Yes, and Rose told the little scene on the seashore in the camping out-time. Archie seemed much impressed, and said manfully, he won't have done that in vain so far as I'm concerned. I don't care a pin about smoking, so can give it up as easy as not, and I promise you I will. I only do it now and then for fun. You too, and Rose looked up at the Bonnie Prince, who never looked less Bonnie at that moment, for he had resumed his cigar just to torment her. Now Charlie cared as little as Archie about smoking, but it would not do to yield too soon. So he shook his head, gave a great puff, and said loftily, You women are always asking us to give up harmless little things, just because you don't approve of them. How would you like it if we did the same by you, miss? If I did harmful or silly things, I'd thank you for telling me of them, and I'd try to mend my ways, answered Rose heartily. Well now we'll see if you mean what you say. I'll give up smoking to please you, if you will give up something to please me, said Prince, seeing a good chance to lord it over the weaker vessel at small cost to himself. I'll agree if it is foolish as smoking cigars. Oh, it's ever so much sillier. Then I promise, what is it? And Rose quite trembled with anxiety to know which of her pet habits or possessions she must lose. Give up your earrings, and Charlie laughed wickedly, sure that she would never hold to that bargain. Rose uttered a cry, and clapped both hands to her ears, where the gold rings hung. Oh, Charlie, wouldn't anything else do as well? I've been through so much teasing and trouble, I do want to enjoy my pretty earrings, for I can wear them now. Wear as many as you like, and I'll smoke in peace, return this bad boy. Will nothing else satisfy you, imploringly? Nothing, sternly. Rose stood silent for a minute, thinking of something Aunt Jesse once said. You have more influence over the boys than you know. Use it for their good, and I shall thank you all my life. Here was a chance to do some good by sacrificing a little vanity of her own. She felt it was right to do it, yet found it very hard, and asked wistfully, Do you mean never wear them, Charlie? Never, unless you want me to smoke. I never do. Then clinched the bargain. He had no idea she would do it, and was much surprised when she took the deer rings from her ears, with a quick gesture, and held them out to him, saying, in a tone that made the color come up to his brown cheek, it was so full of sweet goodwill. I care more for my cousins than for my earrings, so I promise, and I'll keep my word. For shame, Prince, let her wear her little danglers if she likes, and don't bargain about doing what you know is right, cried Archie, coming out of his grove of newspapers with an indignant bounce. But Rose was bent on showing her aunt that she could use her influence for the boys' good, and said steadily, It is fair, and I want it to be so, then you will believe I'm in earnest. Here, each of you wear one of these on your watchguard to remind you. I shall not forget, because very soon I cannot wear earrings if I want to. As she spoke, Rose offered a little ring to each cousin, and the boys, seeing how sincere she was, obeyed her. When the pledges were safe, Rose stretched a hand to each, and the lads gave hers a hearty grip, half pleased, and half ashamed of their part in the compact. Just at that moment Dr. Alec and Mrs. Jessie came in. What's this, dancing ladies' triumph on Sunday? exclaimed Uncle Alec, surveying the trio with surprise. No, sir, it is the anti-tobacco leak. Will you join? said Charlie, while Rose slipped away to her aunt in Archie buried both cigars behind the backlog. When the mystery was explained, the elders were well pleased, and Rose received a vote of thanks, which made her feel as if she had done a service to her country, as she had, for every boy who grows up free from bad habits bids fair to make a good citizen. I wish Rose would drive a bargain with Will and Jordy also, for I think these books are as bad for the small boys as cigars for the large ones, said Mrs. Jessie, sitting down on the sofa between the readers, who politely curled up their legs to make room for her. I thought they were all the fashion, answered Dr. Alec, settling in the big chair with Rose. Although is smoking, but it is harmful. The writers of these popular stories intend to do good, I have no doubt, but it seems to me they fail because their motto is, be smart and you will be rich, instead of, be honest and you will be happy. I do not judge hastily Alec, for I have read a dozen, at least, of these stories, and with much that is attractive to boys I find a great deal to condemn in them, and other parents say the same when I ask them. Now, Mum, that's too bad. I like them tip-top. This one is a regular screamer, cried Will. They're bully books, and I'd like to know where's the harm, added Jordy. You have just shown us one of the chief evils, and that is slang, answered their mother quickly. Must have it, ma'am. If these chaps talked all right, there'd be no fun in them, protested Will.  But my sons are neither boot-black nor news-boys, and I object to hearing them use such words as screamer, bully, and buster. In fact, I fail to see the advantage of writing books about such people unless it is done in a very different way. I cannot think they will help to refine the ragamuffins if they read them, and I'm sure they can do no good to the better class of boys who, through these books, are introduced to police-courts, counterfeiters-dens, gambling-houses, drinking saloons, and all sorts of low life. Some of them are about first-rate boys, mother, and they go to sea and study, and sail around the world, having great larks all the way. I have read about them, Jordy, and though they are better than the others, I am not satisfied with these optical delusions, as I call them. Now I put it to you boys. Is it natural for lads from fifteen to eighteen to command ships, defeat pirates, outwit smugglers, and so cover themselves with glory that Admiral Farragut invites them to dinner, saying, Noble boy, you are an honour to your country. Or if the hero is in the army, he has hair-breath escapes and adventures enough in one small volume to turn his hair white, and in the end he goes to Washington at the express desire of the President or Commander-in-Chief to be promoted to no end of stars and bars. Even if the hero is merely an honest boy trying to get his living, he is not permitted to do so in a natural way, by hard work and years of patient effort, but is suddenly adopted by a millionaire whose pocket-book he has returned. Or a rich uncle appears from sea just in the nick of time. Or the remarkable boy earns a few dollars, speculates in peanuts or neckties, and grows rich so rapidly that Sinbad in the Diamond Valley is a pauper compared to him. Isn't it so, boys? Well, the fellows in these books are mighty lucky and very smart, I must say, answered Will. Putting an illustration on the open page before him, where a small but virtuous youth is upsetting a tipsy giant in a bar room, and under it the elegant inscription, Dick Dauntless punches the head of Sam Soker. It gives boys such wrong ideas of life and business, shows them so much evil and vulgarity that they need not know about, and makes the one success worth having a fortune, a Lord's daughter, or some worldly honour, often not worth the time it takes to win. It does seem to me that someone might write stories that should be lively, natural, and helpful tales, in which the English should be good, the morals pure, and the characters such as we can love in spite of the faults that all may have. I can't bear to see such crowds of eager little fellows at the libraries reading such trash, weak when it is not wicked, and totally unfit to feed the hungry minds that feast on it for want of something better. There, my lecture is done, and now I should like to hear what you gentlemen have to say. An Aunt Jessie subsided with a pretty flush on the face that was full of motherly anxiety for her boys. Tom Brown just suits Mother, and me too. I wish Mr. Hughes would write another story as good, said Archie. You don't find things of this sort in Tom Brown, yet these books are all in the Sunday School Libraries, and Mrs. Jessie read the following paragraph from the book she had taken from Will's hand. In this place we saw a tooth of John the Baptist. Ben said he could see locust and wild honey sticking to it. I couldn't. Perhaps John used a piece of the true cross for a toothpick. A larky sort of boy says that, Mum, and we skip the parts where they describe what they saw in the different countries, cried for. And those descriptions, taken mostly from guide books, I fancy, are the only parts of any real worth. The scrapes of the bad boys make up the rest of the story, and it is for those you read those books, I think, answered his mother, stroking back the hair off the honest little face that looked rather abashed at this true statement of the case. Anyway, Mother, the ship part is useful, for we learn how to sail her, and by and by that will all come handy when we go to sea, put in Geordi. Indeed, then you can explain this maneuver to me, of course, and Mrs. Jessie read from another page the following nautical paragraph. The wind is south-south-west, and we can have her up four points closer to the wind, and still be six points off the wind. As she loves up we shall man the four and main sheets, slack on the weather, and haul on the lee braces. I guess I could, if I wasn't afraid of Uncle. He knows so much more than I do, he laugh, began Geordi, evidently puzzled by the question. Ho! You know you can't, so why make believe? We don't understand half of the sea-lingo, Mum, and I dare say it's all wrong, cried Will, suddenly going over to the enemy, to Geordi's great disgust. I do wish the boys wouldn't talk to me as if I was a ship, said Rose, bringing forward a private grievance. Coming home from church this morning the wind blew me about, and Will called out right in the street, brail up the fore-cell, and take in the flying jib, that will ease her. The boys shouted at the plaintive tone in which Rose repeated the words that offended her, and Will vainly endeavored to explain that he only meant to tell her to wrap her cloak closer, and tie a veil over the tempest-tossed feathers in her hat. To tell the truth if the boys must have slang I can bear the sea-lingo as Will calls it, better than the other.  I once made a rule that I would have no slang in the house. I give it up now, for I cannot keep it. But I will not have rubbishy books. So Archie, please send these two after your cigars. Mrs. Jesse held both the small boys fast, with an arm round each neck, and when she took the space advantage of them they could only squirm with dismay. Yes, right behind the backlog she continued energetically. There, my hearties, you like sea-slang, so I'll give you a bit. Now I want you to promise not to read any more stuff for a month, and I'll agree to supply you with wholesome fare. Oh, mother, not a single one, cried Will. Couldn't we just finish those, pleaded Geordie? The boys threw away half-smoked cigars, and your books must go after them. Surely you would not be outdone by the old fellows, as you call them, or be less obedient to little Mum than they were to Rose. Of course not. Come on, Geordie, and Will took the vow like a hero. His brother sighed and obeyed, but privately resolved to finish his story the minute the month was over. You have laid out a hard task for yourself, Jesse, in trying to provide good readings for boys who have been living on sensation stories. It will be like going from raspberry tarts to plain bread and butter, but you will probably save them from a billulous fever, said Dr. Alec, much amused at the proceedings. I remember hearing Grandpa say that a love for good books was one of the best safeguards a man could have, began Archie, staring thoughtfully at the fine library before him. Yes, but there's no time to read nowadays. A fellow has to keep scratching round to make money, or he's nobody, cut in Charlie trying to look worldly wise. This love of money is the curse of America, and for the sake of it men will sell honor and honesty, till we don't know whom to trust, and it is only a genius like a gazes who dares to say, I cannot waste my time in getting rich, said Mrs. Jesse sadly. Do you want us to be poor, mother, asked Archie, wondering? No, dear, and you never need be while you can use your hands, but I am afraid of this thirst for wealth and the temptations it brings. Oh, my boys, I tremble for the time when I must let you go, because I think it would break my heart to have you fail as so many fail. It would be far easier to see you dead if it could be said of you as of Sumner, no man dared offer him a bribe. Mrs. Jesse was so earnest in her motherly anxiety that her voice faltered over the last words, and she hugged the yellow heads closer in her arms as if she feared to let them leave that safe harbor for the great sea where so many little boats go down. The younger lads nestled closer to her, and Archie said, in his quiet, resolute way. I cannot promise to be in a gazes or a Sumner, mother, but I do promise to be an honest man, please God. Then I'm satisfied, and holding fast the hand he gave her, she sealed his promise with a kiss that had all a mother's hope and faith in it. I don't see how they ever can be bad, she is so fond and proud of them, whispered Rose, quite touched by the little scene. You must help her make them what they should be. You have begun already, and when I see those rings where they are, my girl is prettier in my sight than if the biggest diamonds that ever twinkled, shown in her ears, answered Dr. Alec, looking at her with approving eyes. I'm so glad you think I can do anything, for I perfectly ache to be useful. Everyone is so good to me, especially Aunt Jessie.   They will be the manlier men for it, I can assure you. Please, sir, I guess you'd better step right away, or it will be too late, for I heard Miss Rose say she knew you wouldn't like it, and she'd never dare to let you see her. Phoebe said this as she popped her head into the study, where Dr. Alec sat reading a new book. They are at it, are they, he said, looking up quickly, and giving himself a shake, as if ready for a battle of some sort. Yes, sir, as hard as they can talk, and Miss Rose don't seem to know what to do, for the things are ever so stylish and she looks elegant in them, though I like her best in the old ones, answered Phoebe.  Is everything ready in her room, and are you sure you understand how they go? Oh, yes, sir, but they are so funny. I know Miss Rose will think it's a joke. And Phoebe laughed, as if something tickled her immensely. Never mind what she thinks so long as she obeys. Tell her to do it for my sake, and she will find it the best joke she ever saw. I expect to have a tough time of it, but we'll win yet, said the doctor, as he marched upstairs with the book in his hand, and an odd smile on his face. There was such a clatter of tongues in the sewing-room, that no one heard his tap at the door, so he pushed it open and took an observation. Aunt Plenty, Aunt Clara, and Aunt Jessie were all absorbed in gazing at Rose, who slowly revolved between them and the great mirror in a full winter costume of the latest fashion. Bless my heart, worse even than I expected, thought the doctor, with an inward groan, for, to his benighted eyes, the girl looked like a trust foul, and the fine new dress had neither grace, beauty, nor fitness to recommend it. The suit was of two peculiar shades of blue, so arranged that patches of light and dark distracted the eye. The upper skirt was tied so tightly back that it was impossible to take a long step, and the under one was so loaded with plated frills that it wobbled, no other word will express it, ungracefully both fore and aft.  A small jacket of the same material was adorned with a high ruff at the back, and laid well open over the breast to display some lace and a locket. Heavy fringes, bows, puffs, ruffles, and revere finished off the dress, making one's head ache to think of the amount of work wasted, for not a single graceful line struck the eye, and the beauty of the material was quite lost in the profusion of ornament.  Rose's head looked more like that of a dashing young cavalier than a modest little girl's. High heeled boots tilted her well forward, a tiny muff pinioned her arms, and a spotted veil, tied so closely over her face that her eyelashes were rumpled by it, gave the last touch of absurdity to her appearance. Now she looks like other girls, and as I like to see her, Mrs. Clare was saying, with an air of great satisfaction.  Things have changed since your day, Aunt, and it takes time to get used to new ways, but you, Jessie, surely like this costume better than the dowdy things Rose has been wearing all summer. Now be honest, and own you do, said Mrs. Clare, bent on being praised for her work. Well, dear, to be quite honest then, I think it is frightful, answered Mrs. Jessie, with a candor that caused revolving Rose to stop and dismay. Here here cried a deep voice, and with a general start the ladies became aware that the enemy was among them. Rose blushed up to her hat-bram, and stood, looking as she felt, like a fool, while Mrs. Clare hastened to explain. Of course I don't expect you to like it, Alec, but I don't consider you a judge of what is proper in becoming for a young lady. Therefore I have taken the liberty of providing a pretty street suit for Rose. She need not wear it if you object, for I know we promise to let you do what you liked with the poor dear for a year. It is a street costume, is it, asked the doctor, mildly. Do you know, I never should have guessed that it was meant for winter weather and brisk locomotion. Take a turn, Rosie, and let me see all its beauties and advantages. Rose tried to walk off with her usual free tread, but the underskirt got in her way, the overskirt was so tight she could not take a long step, and her boots made it impossible to carry herself perfectly erect. I haven't got used to it yet, she said petulantly, kicking at her train as she turned to toddle back again. Suppose a mad dog or a runaway horse was after you, could you get out of the way without upsetting Colonel, asked the doctor with a twinkle in the eyes that were fixed on the rakish hat. Don't think I could, but I'll try, and Rose made a rush across the room. Her boot heels caught on a rug, several strings broke, her hat tipped over her eyes, and she plunged promiscuously into a chair, where she sat laughing so infectiously that all but Mrs. Clara joined in her mirth. I should say that a walking suit in which one could not walk, and a winter suit which exposes the throat, head, and feet to cold and damp, was rather a failure, Clara, especially as it has no beauty to reconcile one to its utter unfitness, said Dr. Alec, as he helped Rose undo her veil, adding, in a low tone, nice thing for the eyes, you'll soon see spots when it's off as well as when it's on, and, by and by, be a case for an oculus. No beauty, cried Mrs. Clara warmly. Now that's just a man's blindness. This is the best of silk and camel's hair, real ostrich feathers, and an expensive ermine muff. What could be in better taste, or more proper for a young girl? I'll shoe you, if Rose will go to her room, and oblige me by putting on what she finds there, answered the doctor, with unexpected readiness. Alec, if it is a bloomer, I shall protest. I've been expecting it, but I know I cannot bear to see that pretty child sacrificed to your wild ideas of health. Tell me it isn't a bloomer, and Mrs. Clara clasped her hands imploringly. It is not. Like heaven! And she resigned herself with a sigh of relief, adding plaintively, I did hope you'd accept my suit, for poor Rose has been afflicted with frightful clothes, long enough to spoil the taste of any girl. You talk of my afflicting the child, and then make a helpless guy like that of her, answered the doctor, pointing to the little fashion plate that was scuttling out of sight as fast as it could go. She closed the door with a shrug. But before anyone could speak, his quick eye fell upon an object which caused him to frown and demand in an indignant tone. After all I have said, were you really going to tempt my girl with those abominable things? I thought we put them away when she wouldn't wear them, murmured at Mrs. Clara, whisking a little pair of corsets out of sight with guilty haste. I only brought them to try, for Rose is growing stout, and will have no figure if it is not attended too soon, she added, with an air of calm conviction that roused the doctor still more, for this was one of his special abominations. Growing stout, yes, thank heaven she is, and shall continue to do it, for nature knows how to mold a woman better than any corset-maker, and I won't have her interfered with. My dear Clara, have you lost your senses that you can for a moment dream of putting a growing girl into an instrument of torture like this? And with a sudden gesture he plucked forth the offending corsets from under the sofa-cushion, and held them out with the expression one would wear on beholding the thumb-screws, or the rack of ancient times. Don't be absurd, Alec, there is no torture about it, for tight lacing is out of fashion, and we have nice sensible things nowadays.  I know it, and so the poor little souls have weak backs all their days, as their mothers had before them. It is vain to argue the matter, and I won't try, but I wish to state, once for all, that if I ever see a pair of corsets near Rose, I'll put them in the fire, and you may send the bill to me.  Give them to me, I'll see that they do no harm. Bones indeed, a regular fence of them, and metal gate-posts in front, as if our own bones were not enough if we'd give them a chance to do their duty, growled the doctor, yielding up the bone of contention with a last shake of contempt.  Cramped lungs could not make hearty music like that. Girls of laughter issued from Rose's room, and smiles involuntarily touched the lips of those who listened to the happy sound. Some new prank of yours, Alec, asked Aunt Plenty indulgently, for she had come to believe in most of her nephew's odd notions because they seemed to work so well. Yes, ma'am, my last, and I hope you will like it. I discovered what Clara was at, and got my rival suit ready for today. I am not going to afflict Rose, but let her choose, and if I'm not entirely mistaken she will like my rig best. While we wait I'll explain, and then you will appreciate the general effect better. I got hold of this little book, and was struck with its good sense and good taste, for it suggests a way to clothe women both healthfully and handsomely, and that is a great point. It begins at the foundations, as you will see if you will look at these pictures, and I should think women would rejoice at this lightning of their burdens. As he spoke the doctor laid the book before Aunt Plenty, who obediently brought her spectacles to bear upon the illustrations, and after a long look exclaimed with a scandalized face, mercy on us these things are like the night drawers Jamie wears, you don't mean to say you want Rose to come out in this costume, it's not proper, and I won't consent to it. I do mean it, and I'm sure my sensible aunt will consent, when she understands that these, well, I'll call them by an Indian name, and say Pajamas, are for underwear, and Rose can have as pretty frocks as she likes outside. These two suits of flammel, each in one piece from head to foot, with a skirt or so hung on this easily fitting waist, will keep the child warm without burdening her with belts and gathers and buckles, and bunches round the waist, and leave free the muscles that need plenty of room to work in. She shall never have the backache if I can help it, nor the long list of ills you dear women think you cannot escape. I don't consider it modest, and I'm sure Rose will be shocked at it, began Mrs. Clara, but stopped suddenly as Rose appeared in the doorway, not looking shocked a bit. Come on, my hygienic model, and let us see you, said her uncle, with an improving glance as she walked in, looking so mischievously merry, that it was evident she enjoyed the joke. Well, I don't see anything remarkable. That is a neat, plain suit. The materials are good, and it's not unbecoming, if you want her to look like a little schoolgirl. But it has not a particle of style, and no one would ever give it a second glance, said Mrs. Clara, feeling that her last remark condemned the whole thing. Exactly what I want, answered the provoking doctor, rubbing his hands with the satisfied air. Rosie looks now like what she is, a modest little girl who does not want to be stared at. I think she would get a glance of approval, though, from people who like sense and simplicity better than fuss and feathers. Revolve, my heebe, and let me refresh my eyes by the sight of you. There was very little to see, however, only a pretty Gabrielle dress of a soft warm shade of brown, coming to the tops of a trim pair of boots with low heels, a seal-skin sack, cap, and mittens, with a glimpse of scarlet at the throat, and the pretty curls tied up with a bright velvet of the same color completed the external adornment, making her look like a robin red-brest, wintry yet warm. How do you like it, Rosie, asked the doctor, feeling that her opinion was more important to the success of his new idea, than that of all the ants on the hill? I feel very odd and light, but I'm warm as toast and nothing seems to be in my way, answered Rose, with a skip which displayed shapely gaiters on legs that now might be free and active as a boy's under the modest skirts of a girl. You can run away from the mad dogs, and walk off at a smart pace without tumbling on your nose now, I fancy. Yes, uncle, suppose the dog coming, I just hop over a wall, and so, when I walk of a cold day, I go like this. Entering fully into the spirit of the thing, Rose swung herself over the high back of the sofa, as easily as one of her cousins, and then went down the long hall as if her stout boots were related to the famous Seven Leaguers.  I do hate all these inventions of strong-minded women, named Mrs. Clara, as Rose came back at a run. Ah! But you see some of these sensible inventions come from the brain of a fashionable modest, who will make you more lovely, or what you value, more stylish, outside, and comfortable within. Mrs. Van Tassel has been to Madame Stone, and is wearing a full suit of this sort. Van himself told me, when I asked how she was, that she had given up lying on the sofa, and was going about in a most astonishing way, considering her feeble health. You don't say so. Let me see that book a moment, and Aunt Clara examined the new patterns with a more respectful air, for if the elegant Mrs. Van Tassel wore these dreadful things, it would never do to be left behind in spite of her prejudices. Dr. Alec looked at Mrs. Jessie, and both smiled, for little mum had been in the secret, and enjoyed it mightily. I thought that would settle it, he said, with a nod. I didn't wait for Mrs. Van to lead the way, and for once in my life I have adopted a new fashion before Clara. My freedom suit is ordered, and you may see me playing tag with Rose and the Boys before long, answered Mrs. Jessie, nodding back at him. Meantime Aunt Plenty was examining Rose's costume, for the hat and sack were off, and the girl was eagerly explaining the new undergarments.  Phoebe and I nearly died laughing when I put this rig on, but I like it ever so much. The dress is so comfortable, and doesn't need any belt or sash, and I can sit without rumpling any trimming, that's such a comfort. I like to be tidy, and so, when I wear fussed up things, I'm thinking of my clothes all the time, and that's tiresome. You say you like it. I resolved I would, just to please Uncle, for he does know more about health than anyone else, I'm sure, and I'd wear a bag if he asked me to do it. I don't ask that, Rose, but I wish you'd weigh and compare the two suits, and then choose which seems best. I leave it to your own common sense, answered Dr. Alec, feeling pretty sure he had won. Why, I take this one, of course, Uncle. The other is fashionable, and yes, I must say I think it's pretty, but it's very heavy, and I should have to go round, like a walking doll if I wore it. I'm much obliged to Auntie, but I'll keep this, please. Rose spoke gently, but decidedly, though there was a look of regret when her eye fell on the other suit which Phoebe had brought in, and it was very natural to like to look as other girls did. Aunt Claricide. Uncle Alec smiled, and said heartily, Thank you, dear. Now read this book, and you will understand why I ask it of you. Then, if you like, I'll give you a new lesson. You asked for one yesterday, and this is more necessary than French or housekeeping. Oh, what! And Rose caught up the book which Mrs. Clara had thrown down with a disgusted look. Though Dr. Alec was forty, the boyish love of teasing was not yet dead in him, and, being much elated at his victory, he could not resist the temptation of shocking Mrs. Clara by suggesting dreadful possibilities. So he answered, half in earnest, half in jest. Physiology, Rose, wouldn't you like to be a little medical student, with Uncle Doctor for teacher, and be ready to take up his practice when he has to stop? If you agree, I'll hunt up my old skeleton tomorrow. That was too much for Aunt Clara, and she hastily departed, with her mind in a sad state of perturbation about Mrs. Van Tassel's new costume, and Rose's new study. CHAPTER 19 BROTHER BONES Rose accepted her uncle's offer, as Aunt Myra discovered two or three days later. Coming in for an early call, and hearing voices in the study, she opened the door, gave a cry, and shut it quickly, looking a good deal startled. The doctor appeared in a moment, and begged to know what the matter was. How can you ask when that long box looked so like a coffin I thought it was one, and that dreadful thing stared me in the face as I opened the door, answered Mrs. Myra, pointing to the skeleton that hung from the chandelier, cheerfully grinning at all beholders. This is a medical college where women are freely admitted, so walk in, madam, and join the class, if you'll do me the honour, said the doctor, waving her forward with his politest bow. Do, Auntie, it's perfectly splendid, cried Rose's voice, and Rose's blooming face was seen behind the ribs of the skeleton, smiling and nodding in the gayest possible manner. What are you doing, child? demanded Aunt Myra, dropping into a chair and staring about her. Oh, I'm learning bones today, and I like it so much. There are twelve ribs, you know, and the two lower ones are called floating ribs, because they are not fastened to the breast bone. That's why they go in so easily, if you lace tight and squeeze the lungs and heart in the—let me see, what was that big word? Oh, I know, thoracic cavity. And Rose beamed with pride as she aired her little bit of knowledge. Do you think that is a good sort of thing for her to be poking over? She is a nervous child, and I'm afraid it will be bad for her, said Aunt Myra, watching Rose as she counted vertebrae and waggled a hip joint in its socket with an inquiring expression. An excellent study, for she enjoys it, and I mean to teach her how to manage her nerves so that they won't be a curse to her as many a woman's become through ignorance or want of thought. To make a mystery or terror of these things is a mistake, and I mean Rose shall understand and respect her body so well that she won't dare to trifle with it as most women do. And she really likes it? Very much, Auntie, it's also wonderful and so nicely planned. You can hardly believe what you see. Just think, there are six hundred million air cells in one pair of lungs, and two thousand pores to a square inch of surface. So you see what quantities of air we must have, and what care we should take of our skin, so all the little doors will open and shut right. And brains, Auntie, you have no idea how curious they are. I haven't got to them yet, but I long to, and Uncle is going to show me a mannequin that you can take to pieces. Just think how nice it will be to see all the organs in their places. I only wish they could be made to work as ours do. It was funny to see Aunt Myra's face as Rose stood before her talking rapidly, with one hand laid in the friendliest manner on the skeleton's shoulder. Every word both the doctor and Rose uttered hit the good lady in her weakest spot, and as she looked and listened a long array of bottles and pillboxes rose up before her, reproaching her with the ignorance and want of thought that made her what she was, a nervous, dispeptic, unhappy old woman. Well I don't know but you may be right, Alec, only I wouldn't carry it too far. Women don't need much of this sort of knowledge and are not fit for it. I couldn't bear to touch that ugly thing, and it gives me the creeps to hear about organs, said Aunt Myra, with a sigh and her hand on her side. Wouldn't it be a comfort to know that your liver was on the right side, Auntie, and not on the left, asked Rose, with a naughty laugh in her eyes, for she had lately learned that Aunt Myra's liver complaint was not in the proper place. It's a dying world, child, and it don't much matter where the pain is, for sooner or later we all drop off and are seen no more, was Aunt Myra's cheerful reply. Well, I intend to know what kills me if I can, and meantime I'm going to enjoy myself in spite of a dying world. I wish you'd do so too, and come and study with Uncle. It would do you good, I'm sure, and Rose went back to counting vertebrae with such a happy face that Aunt Myra had not the heart to say a word to dampen her ardor. Perhaps it's as well to let her do what she likes the little while she is with us, but pray be careful of her alec and not allow her to overwork, she whispered as she went out. That's exactly what I'm trying to do, ma'am, and rather a hard job I find it, he added, as he shut the door, for the dear aunts work dreadfully in his way sometimes. Half an hour later came another interruption in the shape of Mac, who announced his arrival by the brief but elegant remark, Hello, what new game is this? Rose explained. Mac gave a long whistle of surprise, and then took a promenade round the skeleton, observing gravely. Brother Bones looked very jolly, but I can't say much for his beauty.  I dare say so I'll keep my flesh on, thank you. You are so busy you can't read to a fellow, I suppose, asked Mac, whose eyes were better, but still too weak for books. Don't you want to come and join my class? Uncle explains it all to us, and you can take a look at the plates as they come along. We'll give up Bones to-day and have eyes instead. That will be more interesting to you, added Rose, seeing no ardent thirst for physiological information in his face. Rose, we must not fly about from one thing to another in this way, began Dr. Alec, but she whispered quickly, with a nod towards Mac, whose goggles were turned wistfully in the direction of the forbidden books. He's blue to-day, and we must amuse him, give a little lecture on eyes, and it will do him good, no matter about me, uncle. Very well the class will please be seated, and the doctor gave a sounding rap on the table.  Right by side they sat and listened to a very simple explanation of the mechanism of the eye, finding it as wonderful as a fairy tale, for fine plates illustrated it, and a very willing teacher did his best to make the lesson pleasant. Jove, if I'd known what mischief I was doing to that mighty delicate machine of mine, you wouldn't have caught me reading by firelight, or studying, with a glare of sunshine on my book, said Mac, peering solemnly at a magnified eyeball. Then, pushing it away, he added indignantly, Why isn't a fellow taught all about his works, and how to manage him, and not left to go blundering into all sorts of worries, telling him after he's down isn't much use, for then he's found it out himself and won't thank you? Ah, Mac, that's just what I keep lecturing about, and people won't listen. You lads need that sort of knowledge so much, and fathers and mothers ought to be able to give it to you. Few of them are able, and so we all go blundering, as you say. Less Greek and Latin, and more knowledge of the laws of health for my boys, if I had them. Mathematics are all very well, but morals are better, and I wish, how I wish, that I could help teachers and parents to feel it as they ought. Some do. Aunt Jessie and her boys have capital talks, and I wish we could, but mother's so busy with her housekeeping, and father with his business, there never seems to be any time for that sort of thing, even if there was, it don't seem as if it would be easy to talk to them, because we've never gotten to the way of it, you know. Poor Mac was right there, and expressed a want that many a boy and girl feels. Fathers and mothers are too absorbed in business and housekeeping to study their children, and cherish that sweet and natural confidence which is a child's surest safeguard, and a parent's subtlest power. So the young hearts hide trouble or temptation till the harm is done, and mutual regret comes too late. Happy the boys and girls who tell all things freely to father or mother, sure of pity, help, and pardon, and thrice happy the parents who, out of their own experience and by their own virtues, can teach and uplift the souls for which they are responsible. This longing stirred in the hearts of Rose and Mac, and by a natural impulse both turned to Dr. Alec, for in this queer world of ours, fatherly and motherly hearts often beat warm and wise in the breasts of bachelor uncles and maiden aunts, and it is my private opinion that these worthy creatures are a beautiful provision of nature for the cherishing of other people's children. They certainly get great comfort out of it and receive much innocent affection that otherwise would be lost. Dr. Alec was one of these, and his big heart had room for every one of the eight cousins, especially orphaned Rose and afflicted Mac. So when the boy uttered that unconscious reproach to his parents, and Rose added with a sigh, it must be beautiful to have a mother. The good doctor yearned over them, and, shutting his book with a dedicated slam, said, in that cordial voice of his, Now look here, children, you just come and tell me all your worries, and with God's help I'll settle them for you. That is what I'm here for, I believe, and it will be a great happiness to me if you can trust me. We can, uncle, and we will, both answered, with a heartiness that gratified him much. Good! Now school is dismissed, and I advise you to go and refresh your six hundred million air cells by a brisk run in the garden. Come again whenever you like, Mac, and we'll teach you all we can about your works, as you call them, so you can keep them running smoothly. We'll come, sir, much obliged, and the class in physiology went out to walk. Mac did come again, glad to find something he could study in spite of his weak eyes, and learned much that was of more value than anything his school had ever taught him. Of course the other lads made great fun of the whole thing, and plagued Dr. Alex's students half out of their lives, but they kept on persistently, and one day something happened which made the other fellows behave themselves forever after. It was a holiday, and Rose, up in her room, thought she heard the voices of her cousins, so she ran down to welcome them, but found no one there. Never mind, they will be here soon, and then we'll have a frolic, she said to herself, and, thinking she had been mistaken, she went into the study to wait. She was lounging over the table, looking at a map, when an odd noise caught her ear. A gentle tapping somewhere, and, following the sound, it seemed to come from the inside of the long case in which the skeleton lived when not professionally engaged. This case stood upright in a niche, between two book cases at the back of the room, a darkish corner where Brother Bones, as the boys would call him, was out of the way. As Rose stood looking in that direction, and wondering if a rat had got shut in, the door of the case swung slowly open, and with a great start she saw a bony arm lifted, and a bony finger beckoned to her. For a minute she was frightened, and ran to the study door with a fluttering heart. But just as she touched the handle, a queer, stifled sort of giggle made her stop short, and turn red with anger. She paused an instant to collect herself, and then went softly towards the bony beckoner. A nearer look revealed a black thread tied to the arm and fingers, the ends of threads disappearing through holes bored in the back of the case. Peeping into the dark recess she also caught sight of the tip of an elbow covered with a rough gray cloth, which she knew very well. Quick as a flash she understood the joke.  Before she could say, come out, Charlie, and let my skeleton alone, a sudden eruption of boys, all in a high state of tickle, proclaimed to the hidden rogue that his joke was a failure.  I had a smelling bottle already if she fainted away, added Steve, popping up from behind the great chair. It's too bad of you not to squawk and run. We depended on it. It's such fun to howl after you, said Will and Jordy, rolling out from under the sofa in a promiscuous heap. You're getting altogether two strong-minded rows. Most girls would have been in a jolly Twitter to see this old fellow waggling his finger at them, complained to Charlie, squeezing out from his tight quarters, dusty and disgusted. I'm used to your pranks now, so I'm always on the watch and prepared. But I won't have Brother Bones made fun of. I know Uncle wouldn't like it, so please don't, began Rose, just as Dr. Alec came in, and seeing the state of the case at a glance, he said quietly, hear how I got that skeleton, and then I'm sure you will treat it with respect. The boy settled down at once on any article of furniture that was nearest, and listened dutifully. Years ago, when I was in the hospital, a poor fellow was brought there with a rare and very painful disease. There was no hope for him, but we did our best, and he was so grateful that when he died he left us his body that we might discover the mysteries of his complaint, and so be able to help others afflicted in the same way. It did do good, and his brave patients made us remember him long after he was gone. He thought I had been kind to him, and said to a fellow student of mine, Tell the doctor I leave him my bones, for I've nothing else in the wide world, and I'll not be wanting them at all, at all, when the great pain had killed me in Tarling. So that is how they came to be mine, and why I've kept them carefully for, though only a poor ignorant fellow, Mike Nolan did what he could to help others, and prove his gratitude to those who tried to help him. As Dr. Alec paused, Archie closed the door of the case as respectfully as if the mummy of an Egyptian king was inside. Will and Geordie looked solemnly at one another, evidently much impressed, and Charlie pensively remarked from the coal-hod where he sat. I've often heard of a skeleton in the house, but I think few people have one as useful and as interesting as ours. End of Chapter 19