people. Well, there's not a that many, that many people who are dumb in that specific way. I think it's just like tradition at this point. It's just one of those quirky traditions that we do that makes stuff slightly less convenient. No, that it's being done. I mean, like if you're from out of country, and you're visiting, and you go that no, that's one of those quirky cool little things you come into a different country, and you're like, I noticed in the elevator, there's not a there's not a 13th floor. What's up with that? And like, Oh, well, you know, 13 over here is just gonna they give you the whole feel on it. And you know, so we don't have a 13th floor. We just skip that number go right to 14. I do like I do like the mental image that the from the 14th floor, especially like a gap. Yeah, it's just you open up on the 30th floor and it's just a black smoke. And you're just like, Okay, let's go. Why did you build this? Stop it. Whatever you build up to 13. It's like, you know, is trying to enter the universe and you know, I gotta stop my last comment please. It's for some fan art. Wait, what did you say? Hang on.  Can you say my drill is the drill that tisms your flisms. The context will be will become after. Okay, I'm excited. I said it will become after my drill. That's what that's what Odin Rose was. Joining the game or not. I don't have that game. Well, who's fault was that? Well, it's your fault for not gifting it to me. You have any more smart questions?  Yeah. Yeah. This isn't Bernie's communist America rags. Maybe your own game. Maybe his name is Bondo. I don't want, I don't want that game. Maybe his name is Bondo. Mary Crumbo tisms everyone. Thank you. Thanks a wrap. Thank you. My favorite part about that is I have no idea who you're referencing. It could be me, Bernie or rags. Rags. How would you feel if everyone started to refer to you as Bondo? Bondo? I don't, I don't, I really like the name rags. I'm so used to it. That's how it works. If someone says it in my general vicinity, they're, well, if someone ever says rags in my general vicinity, they're, they're referring to like small towels and stuff.    Mood law.  All the two options and an ad before I could watch the stream today is truly Christmas. Hey, maybe you should, maybe you should click ready.  You shouldn't say that. That's rude. Wait, which math? That's the one. Oh, wait, let's get metal band. Hey, incel, incel, incel.  You're not allowed to say that to me. Moodle, can you ask everyone to say come yum for Crembo? Come yum for Crembo. Come and yum for Crembo. Come yum for Crembo. Hey, EFAP chat. Also, I'm live now, by the way. Do you get excited about a triple dose of EFAP to Mazroz? Yeah, you are. A triple. Wow. Yeah. A triple dose of cheese. Three injections into the heart. Yeah, right in the. Anyone has not got Christmas plans, which is very reasonable this year.  I'm talking to you. I think you were. Well, that's because you're ignorant. Ignoring. Ignoring. What? Ignoring. Ignoring. Ignoring. I mean, that's gotta be where the word came from, right? Like ignore. Oh, I thought it was a canon. Or at least they're probably like related in the in the history of words. You sound like guns to me. That sounds like a good thing to shut up, Jay. Stranger coincidences have happened. Stranger things.  Actually, a web show. Did you ever watch that, Jay? Did you? Did you? I watched season one and two and then I stopped. How far can I? Oh my god, I can't go. Yeah. Because um I watched season one. I liked so much. I showed, smile it. He really liked it. Footierd separately watched it and there was a fourth guy. Was it you, Mel? Uh what? Sorry? Did we watch Stranger two? Stranger two season one?  Stranger things. Season one and two. Did we watch that? I haven't seen any of that. No, that wasn't me. Okay. Well, there was another dude, I guess. Um and uh season two came out. We were all super excited and we had made it so that we could theoretically watch all of it in one day because we were just like, yeah, that's gonna be great. Uh smile a laugh after episode four.   Uh I think that was it. Could have been episode five.  Oh I have some fan art that has been posted. I need to check that out there in a second. He left similarly to rags in episode seven of Mando but rags had to come back. Yeah, I did have to leave. I told everyone beforehand. I have been bamboozled by this map. You should probably have read the ground or it should stop right in front of it.   Oh, right. That's a bad place. Yes. Me me after some Mexican food. Am I right? No, I was very nice.  Not anymore. Cool. That was not cool. It was quite the opposite. But it's cool now. Yeah, it's cool now. Yeah.  Metal trunk. Metal, honey.  No. Yes. I like how I'm returning to watch that end of the episode made for like the longest coverage and then we had two hours of coverage again for episode eight anyways. Just like, oh. Are you kidding me? No.  My favorite part about this game is how the even though it's like full screen, it doesn't lock your mouse into it. So you can your mouse will just like hit the taskbar at the bottom randomly and tab you out of the game when you're trying to take your shot. I like that a lot. No, you don't. You're right. You picked up on the subtle nuances of my speech. Are you Bly Manor? Oh, that shot. Yeah. Well, I don't recall Bly Manor having knee rockets in it. So if Bly Manor is so good, why isn't it getting a fourth season, huh? Mando's getting a fourth season. Mando's getting all of this.  How good is Bly? No spin offs. How many spin offs does Bly have?  He's gonna make movies instead. Yeah.  There's two black people. They're not on the screen for very long. They're right Rex, right? That's true and they're not characters, but neither are the whites. I should correct. Bly has like five minorities and no spin offs, whereas Mando has five spin offs and no minorities. It would have been okay if you'd said that the first time, but now you killed your joke. Yeah, yeah.  So Odin drew a Gurren Lagann version robot with me or as me. That's pretty cool.  Gurren Lagann. I told you about Bly Manor, it was boring and not scary. That's true. I'm finished, Jay. Were you bored and scared? The answer is yes. Was I bored and scared? I checked the recording and there was this little detail where if you listen closely, you whisper, I am bored and scared during many of the episodes. So that should be bored and not scared. Jack, can you try hitting the hole? No, you were so bored you got scared. It was existential for you.  I'm going to remember you said that, Mel. I think it was Mutlo. It's, yeah, I know, but I'm humorously getting it wrong for a joke. Where humor is dry and ugly. Yeah. What was the thing we were in a call and Fringy took seriously from you? So he was talking about how mixed-race people generally get treated in certain circles. And I was like, well, that can't be true because I've never experienced it. I'm Welsh and English.  He was like, but you're not mixed-race, so why would you have experienced it? I was doing a little bit of sarcasm. Was it like you were talking about, we'll fight in the war, whatever, and then you said, well, which side are we talking about? He said, yeah, I would have volunteered to fight in World War II. I was going, which side? Yeah, he was like, wait, what? Poor frangled. He's a good lad, but sometimes I mean, he could be a bit of a bit of a Nazi. So you made him more self-conscious. I just had to make sure which side he would fight for. You made him more self-conscious because he thought he always gets subtle humor or witty humor or dry humor. And you made him upset, so good job. Oh, that was my goal. I was just trying to upset Fringy.  This was when you were paying attention to it. I thought that like, by just like vaguely playing it in the background as I chat shit, it would be less infuriating, but it's worse. I mean, look at the scoreboard. I can understand why you're saying that.  Chudup, you can sleut. More sabotage. I got the last hole in the fewest strokes. I am not sabotaging. I haven't taken the fewest strokes so far. I don't know how this game works. Hey, if I have a current hole, I don't need strokes. Hey, very nice. Wait a minute. If I'm freezes the game, if I if I'm in it, but it doesn't freeze it. If I'm out of it. You kidding me? I don't think my oh my god. The fuck? Like five. Let us balls. Wait, 17 kilos. Wait, let's do that. I don't know. Come. What is that in pounds? Because I don't know if that's impressive or depressive. Oh, it's quite heavy.  I am 60 kilos. So you weigh like seven balls. Three. That sounds like a weak ball to me. You say 17 kilos for balls. You weigh 16. He weighs 17. So that's a little bit over three, right? Yeah.  Yeah, three and a half balls. You're three and a half ball. Yo chat. I didn't realize that was happening, but it should be a fix now. I'll keep an eye on you folks in there to make sure and I'll start. I'll start checking out them. Them super chatty seven and two. Don't worry. It's just, you know, this won't be a very long stream. We're just chilling out on the eve of Crombonius. As you do. Wait, Mamlo completely muted himself. What do you mean? I think, well, on my.  But why are you lying to people? I saw it on your stroom. Mootlo. It's mom. No way. That's you.  I did a boo boo. It's like you wasn't streaming the game. This holds well, not necessarily the entire time, but for 10 minutes, people couldn't even see it. I feel so bad now. Oh, I just realized that wouldn't have been a problem. Hey, Metal, you hype for Wonder Woman 84. It's going to be just awful. It's going to be fantastic. I'm sure we watched the first one. And we did. If you haven't heard us hot take it already, we think it's absolute garbage. It's pretty. It's like in the air now. Why would you be surprised? We hate everything. Exactly. Oh, yeah, that's right. Fools. Speaking of which. What? Which tomorrow you're going to get our coverage of Mando. Season two episode eight. I wanted to highlight someone at discord before seven. The episode seven had premiered. Said like they were looking forward to our coverage of seven and eight because seven and eight are easily the best episodes of the season. They're curious how we're going to try and break them down. Oh, like all the other ones. Seven like is really bad. Like, yeah, I enjoyed it. Sure. But oh, yeah, it's definitely our favorite.  Y'all need to get a grip. You say that in episode eight.  Like the the idea, right? You have nothing. And then you go, OK, we need Bill. But you're like, OK, you need to slow down already. We're in a lot of trouble.  And then like the how of them getting him. And then what they choose to do is their plan and the information that they choose to acknowledge in relation to the plan. Then the way that they engage this plan and then halfway through how it goes.  Kind of amazing. And Mel loved it at first. We have to like chill out. Yeah, that's a whit me and everything was kind of brutal. He forgot the rule, which is don't disagree with me. Yeah. And don't like things, obviously. I broke two rules in one night. There was was a rough night. You just wanted to get punished. A lot of people think that a lot of people think that like metals or all those reactions are genuine. It's like he has to record them once we've recorded it. He does it afterward. Yeah, I need to just tell them how to react. Yeah, I need to see how people react. And I was like, OK, do the opposite and then look what Rax and Muller are doing. And it's like, OK, now I know what to do. We leave little gaps for him. Imagine the effort that would take. What color is cool with Star Wars? Blue, obviously. Except Yoda's, it's green. Yeah, nice one, Jay. That was good. Go accept Yoda's.  That sounds like a really, really spicy death metal song.   My babies are demons. Oh, yes, too. Sweet. Also, I don't think it was going to work like I wanted to. No, you have to do a trick shot, otherwise you're not cool. OK, fair enough.  But yeah, I guess we should rip the bandaid off now for all those out there. We didn't find Luke's return that interesting. I'm sorry. It was bizarre. Luke does not fly. Stop saying that, Jay. He flies in an X-Wing. Yeah. Bay doesn't have a backpack. I could picture them doing that, though, like as a payoff. They're like, we're going to have Mando injured, and he's going to give Luke his armor, his helmet, and his backpack. And Luke's going to fly around with a lightsaber. I ruined my points just because I wanted to do a trick shot. I'm absolutely sure the Luke Skywalker show is going to be really good, so don't worry. Excellent even. Yo, yo, right, man? Dude, the fact they have so many shows, and they're all going to be pumping out as fast as, but Disney's going to trip over itself, surely. At least I kind of hope they will. Yeah, they're going to run out of all of their incredible talent to use for all of these shows. Because yeah, I guess that's the thing, because they can always pay for more people to make more stuff. And if the general thought is John Favreau heads it all, and his goal is just grab a Star Wars character and make them do something cool. All right.  The thing is, I feel like they're making so many things. Maybe it's wishful thinking, but I feel like they're making so many things if they won't have the space to micromanage all of them. So maybe, and if they're hiring, if they have to make so many, they have to hire new people. Maybe they'll actually get some creativity and talent in there for some more. I was going to say that. You'll think that eventually the law of averages will play in our favor on one of these days. Yeah. Yeah. Like it like. Like five or ten of people in the industry are talented. The process that like, neuters the content. There is a writer-director out there who's just waiting for his chance. Who'll hear a chance? Or a Zim's chance. Exactly. Oh, isn't it a Zim? Zim, Zim, Zim's chance. I don't think. I am.  Thanks for the ten Europe. I like the office. I like that character. Happy Christ, Christisms. Have somebody that rags a jingle bells, but with come, yum. Also, hi, Marla. And don't kick J. It is Christmas. And you're still on the place to go. But with come, yum. With come, yum. Because he's boring. Like which words? All the words. Come, come, yum. Come, yum, come. Come, yum, come. Come, yum, come, yum, come. Woo-hoo. Yum, come, yum. Come, yum, come, yum. Come, come, yum, yum, come, come. Nailed it. Yum, come, yum. Very nice. Jingle, come. Yeah, I was thinking about how with being spread thin in terms of micromanagement that we could end up with, you know, like a guy who does something really good or whatever, but we could also end up with like really garbage stuff.   The only thing is if it starts character assassinating again, that's like the only thing left it could still do because the top is garbage and the characters are still garbage. They're just not assassinated. I've seen people say that they feel Ahsoka with the time she was on screen. Maybe not assassinated, but definitely out of character.   Yeah, man.  I don't know.  Too much come yum for his nose. The nose can only handle so much cum. Tell you that from experience. It's a noise. Really depends on the nose.  I can sniff all the cum. No, the cum sniffer. It's a superhero. My worst nightmare. They call you whatever this cum in the crime scene to figure out who it is. I smell a checkbook's character. Oh my god. It was the cum sniffer. I knew it.  Wow.  What's the fun?  Ding dong. Jay's alter ego is the cum sniffer is the hero in Focal Town and usually you'll just make him fun of it. This is my profession.  But I am the cum sniffer. If I make fun of the cum sniffer. Oh my god. It's time I reveal my identity. That's so rude. You don't have to sniff or cum. I mean, the aroma is, it's fairly, it's wafty. Oh yeah, but I've got so used to it that I need it. I need it harder now. I need to, I've been too sensitized. Oh, that's the arm.  I have to inject cum. Oh my god. Jay, this is your, Jay, this is your time in your arm.  Okay, you go to the game metal. Oh, you ruined it. Now I got better. I'm nice. Oh, that's so addicted to cum. You have to start injecting it. That is nice. I want to see that movie. And not in the normal way you get injected with cum. No. Just so we're clear. There's the normal way to get injected with cum. With a cough. Mel, you're so naive. I don't know, ejection. I always think about syringes then. Oh my god. Syringe, rags says syringe. I don't know if you say it properly. I know you said syringe or syringe. It's 50-50 with me. I've used that word probably twice in my life. So that makes you a bad person. Stop blaming Jay. No man, don't say I'm too spooky for me. Thanks for the five de-utilisms. Happy merry. Well, thank you. Just a quick question. Are you getting married? Yeah, happily, apparently. Oh good. Good. That's the best way to get married. Yeah.  Why? Really? They send you back here every time? That's racist. Ah, cum. Race guy, okay. Race cum. Oh no. I feel like I could race cum. It's pretty slow. Hey guys, you want to place odds? It's pretty fast at first and it slows down real quick. You want to place odds on them either, let's say, the odds on them deleting the sequel trilogy from canon. Odds on that. One to like three. Really? That high. Wow, really Jay? Yeah, I think there's a chance. I think there's a good chance they could do it at this point. Specifically deleting it, right? That's the first question. Deleting the cat. Well, wait, so that means to say it's an alternate universe or something like that? No, that means they put out an announcement saying that the sequel trilogy is no longer canon. Oh, like two percent. I honestly put it at zero. I don't think that's ever going to happen. The alternate universe one, it's possible. I could believe that. That one I'd probably raise to 10 percent. This whole is coming. Especially if you would have asked me that like a year ago, I would have said there's no way. But now with how Mando is and that sort of thing. I think they know their audience ones.  However, knee rockets. So they're just going to play that card forever. And they've just they've discovered it. It's like the Force Awakens again, because the Force Awakens was like, the Force Awakens worked on me. At least you can say, though, that the Force Awakens assassinated Han. So there was more evidence of it being like this one. They're really holding their cards close to the chest.  Wait, where am I supposed to go? Oh, goal. That's probably where I'm supposed to go. Well, we realize that there's a portal right down here. Every hole is a goal because we're talking about golf. Paul, Mary, Krimbus all. Oh, that's so nice. It's almost Krimbus for for myself. And month low. But and Jay, I fell through the hole for you.  Ruge's still got a bit of time. Fringy's already in Krimbus mode. Yeah, it's it's only. Yeah, it's three Pum for me on Christmas Eve. Three Pum, the movie. Three Pum. Let's all pull one out. Commander. Well, Mary Cooper's to you as well, Cadbury, and thanks for the gift of soup. Let's all pull one out for rags for when the kill your dog gang, also known as the ATF comes and takes his polymer paper weights. What sounds kind of like I heard all those words, but I'm like, yeah, I don't know what they mean, but put together. I know if they're referring to it's all good. All right. Oh, no. I'm going through a long pipe. Okay. Obviously is the menu. I fixed it. I fixed it. You can see all of the things now. More than no one can see the game playing. I clearly missed those things. I was setting up guys. Leave me alone. Yeah. Hail Zack Snyder. Okay, you're interesting. Yeah. They really take a really bad game.  You're going to join us when we watch the Snyder cut, Jay. Why would I do that to myself? I don't know. I have self-respect. Yes. No, you don't have self-respect. Yes. Yes.  So I don't want to re-work into a DCE. Oh, no, we're going to do that. You don't have to do that.   That's like, that's going to be a bad experience, but at least it's not like- Yeah, you can just let the damage is temporary. It's going to be fine. Whereas if I re-watch the DCE, that's just going to take ages, man. It's not going to take that long.  Yeah, I mean, like Justice League, no, sorry, Suicide Squad has the added benefit of just Mugger Robbie being kind of hot. That's the entire joy I take from that film.  What are we- Shout out to the Ohio police woman who tastes an ATF agent. Wait, what is an ATF agent? What is that? Oh, they're the fingers. Okay. The Alcohol Tobacco- Alcohol Tobacco, the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco Firearms. However, it's also explosives, but they just say ATF. It's federal agency.  They should be abolished. I'm going up a spiral and I'm scared because I can't see. You're the abolished rags.  Oh, no, you're supposed to go up here. Oh, are you now? Jumbo, Mr. Crumbo. Crumbo.  Because it's just like I'm permanently in the spiral now. Yeah, it goes all the way up. Just wait. No, no, no, no, no. I'm in the middle of the spiral and it's just like not pushing me out of the end. Well, that's just a gut.  A good name. Sherm. Well, how are you doing in the spiral? I only just got in. It almost happened and I'm scared. All righty. Let's make it really check me at one point. Looks like a Soka TV show will deal with horse time travel dimension from Star Wars Rebels. Oh, yeah. You know that they saved Soka's life in Rebels with time travel? I knew about it. One bow. Oh my God, guys. You should totally check out this. What makes you think we would be positive about it? Nothing. Metal. Hello, fairy. How you doing? Are you looking at these corkscrew thing? He's cool. We'll have really low standards for Star Wars content, but the sequel trilogy will lower even than those standards. Yeah, I was going to say that's why, isn't it? Well, if the sequels didn't exist, I still think the standards would be pretty low. Even before that, I think you want pretty low standards. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I think it was low anyway. Yeah, some people think the prequels are good. But the sequels have definitely made people ready for anything. Like, they'll take anything. So that was cool. I just got, like, literally not allowed to complete the whole. It's not like it would have anyway. But it would be nice to try. What do you press R? Because the spiral is so long that I assumed it would be... Oh, cool. I just got out. There you go. Yay! Hey, the prequels are good. That thing literally just happened. Couldn't have happened at any time. And wasting time going up the spiral again, just to get it in the same situation would be kind of pointless. Um, wait, did we just go across there? Uh, it says something about the raft, so I guess there's, like, a teleport. Oh, jeez.  Oh, my God, I'm so scared. That's the big racism away. I got pushed off right at the end. What if I just do it real fast? Yeah. I'm bad at this game. Uh, I spawned in the water. What is happening? Maybe you don't know how you're spawning, Metal. That's you. Oh, my God, the raft's coming back. I'm just here in the water. Help. Not a better game than this game is raft. We should play raft. Nobody plays raft. Lots of people play raft. Give me a, uh, a coom in the chat if you play raft. Don't do it, guys. It's a trip. No!  This is a broken map. Well, just press R. Yeah. Well, no, that's not going to help you because you have to wait for the raft to come back. If it's Christmas, why aren't we playing a Christmas game? Name what? Wait, I could probably find a Christmas map, actually. Maybe if I... If you could hit us with my Twitch and stuff. Pretty good. So there's like three people in the chat who play raft. I think that counts. Coom, nor, coom. It's supposed to raft more like shaft. That's... Yeah, boy. That's comedy. No, look. I'm going to fall out of the raft again. Look at me go. We're still here. Whoa. This does not do it. There we go.  I might, I might survive this time. All right. Yay. I'm going to a different place, lads. Oh my god, I saw you all the way over there. I was intense. No. Why not play pommel party? Yes. Oh, I unlocked the plunger hat. I have a yeti hat. All right. I won. Christmas chili golf. That's like Christmas. It's a better system now. It should reconnect me and... We've always known what the superior stream was though. Yeah. Do you prefer this to golf with friends? Why didn't you choose this one? Just because they wanted to play. Just don't care which one I play. Friends is just better than this. Jay is better at golf with friends. That's true. No. Mola died, so I'm here. Hey, hello. Can we compare your game to this? And like most aspects, except the level, I'd say. I think as we've been through all of golf with friends, like level, like good match from the community, even though there are definitely new ones by now that we could be playing instead of this since we last played that game. But one bit doesn't want to play those. Oh, look, if you would invite me to play that, then I will. Oh, okay. I'll do that right now. No, too late. We're already playing golf. I'm watching Masquerade 2012 later. You got me interested in seeing it, Rags. I hope you enjoy it. I did watch that, I think, because you told me to at some point. Wow, Malakani, you figure out how to join? I need an invite. How did you join, Jay? There's a password on this thing, isn't there? I'm really smart. Whoa. I was able to figure out that the password was spot 69. Don't tell everybody. Also, expect it to freeze every time I change map, then, I guess. Very nice. Oh, that's good. It's the mark of a good game. Metal also came here because you read chat more often than Wallah. You mean because I'm cheaper?  What if the devs knew that it would freeze every time you swap levels? So they just popped up a loading screen right at the last second, so you thought that it was loading when it was really frozen?  Shamblonius. Metal is a text-to-speech machine. I am indeed. Um, Merry Christmas to you guys. You made my year a lot more tolerable, even though I don't always agree, but that's what Christmas is about. Wait, Christmas is about not always agreeing? Yes, obviously. About saying hi to your racist grandpa.   Tom, thanks for the one euro hot take. Moodle better than Mulchley. Oh, get wrecked. Well, I don't know who this Mulchley guy is, but he's not as good as Mewtley. That's true. What do you think, sort of? Gifted soup. Like some soup. Hope you guys have a great 2021. Also, Roger, Roger, Rags and Wallah. Oh, Roger, Roger. What if 2020 is the best year for the rest of our lives? What if 2020 is a really good last day? Why are you not going to make it all worth it? I mean, we'll be streaming on New Year's, right? Guys, right? It's your opinion. Right? New Year's Eve. We did last time. I'll pop in and bring... Oh, how gracious of you, my lord.  No, you. Oh. What are you doing for New Year's Eve, Jay? You going outside? No. I'm going to have this golf hole that I don't like at all. There you go. Jay, you getting beaten up by Metal, come on. Metal won the last game. Exactly. That's what supports what I say. Beat you. Yeah. Metal's really good. Okay, good. Bye, Mumblo. I'm dead. Oh. But yeah, I could see us playing some champed-up, discussing which year was the best year. You know, all those things. I... 1776. I'm ashamed. That wasn't stream.  Battle suddenly develops the ability to feel shame. Yeah, you're right. That was a lie. Ashamed. How bad are you at the game?  Is that what you're saying?  I'm so good at this game that I trick-shotted. That's like... That will be special needs. Careful, you don't get banned from Twitch.  They give you the email. Banned because TARD. That's a bold strategy, but I like it.  Wait, that's against handling conditions. 666 watches currently. Oh no, high wags. How about? Well, we've summoned Satan, which is neat.   Come, Satelon. Steamy Coon. I should probably change my Steam profile picture from this like random picture of me at like a party for 2014. To hear 1488 was okay. Kind of right at an edgy though. It was pretty edgy. Oh, I guess that's the Nazi number. Merry Christmas, my K-Words. Thanks for all the every fracking awesome podcast of this year. For your information, the K is for knitters, RE, Friday Night Tights, and Unsafe Space Crossover, and the SJW Invasion of the Knitting Community. I heard about that. I didn't hear what the context was, but I'm so sorry. The SJW Invasion of the Knitting Community. Poor Knitting Community, man. Like, I don't know. Very confused by what all I heard just now. What's going on? With the Knitting Community, you mean? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, what is that? Not a whole in one. That's a shame. Jay, you don't even, you don't know about the Knitting Community? Like, Jesus. What do you think? So to get the two out of the loop? Loop. That's something I do know there. No, no, no. I think may I have a loop? I push too fast. Maybe if I go up here. Well, you don't like zoom in memes, but then explain, explain loop.  I'm going to loop you up and do things to you. Loops, loop, but spelled with an omelette over each O. Why? What does that have to do with my existence? Please tell. Do it. Your existence would be enriched. You're in? Why? Loop. Oh, that was almost cool. Yay, hole in one. I'm so good. Yay, hole in one. You lads should try out AI dungeon sometimes. It's pretty fun to use. And you can have custom stories if you want. It creates funny scenarios. Oh, hey, if only there was a video of myself playing that with Cynical CJ over on, ah. Well, wait, who are you again? They don't know who you or Cynical CJ are. That's true. Like they know JXC and then CJ Cynical Reviews is. We see it in that video as well. She's a little. Thank you for the review of cyberpunk enjoying Yakuza 7, a game in which the developer tried something different and didn't completely shout themselves. Whoa. That's insane. It's like so weird, dude. What was the recommendation there? I didn't catch it. Um, Yakuza 7. Yakuza. They made a turn-based JRPG or something out of it. Oh, that's funny. It's like a fighting game. You mean Pokemon? It's a. Okay, man. I must catch them or. It's a Pokemon. Try to be mine.   The power in this game is wildly inconsistent. I find your lack of power disturbing. Oh, that's that's that's not right. I'm not going to be surprising. Dude, I love Star Trek. Lord Vader from the comics. Star Mock.  Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.  Howdy metal. Hello, Marionette. How you doing? Merry Christmas, boys. Here's to you and a bit of 2021. Merry Christmas. Oh, why did I do that? Hi, Merry Crimbo. Did you notice that in episode seven of Mando, they never question if Bill Burr is a double agent, even though he gets them to the imperial base and gets Mando out of his armor. They just trust him. That's actually an excellent point. Thinking about it. Don't they go and find him though?  As complicated as double crossing. Yeah, I was going to say the thing about this, Jay. You're still working on the first crossing. You're your ex-empire and you're imprisoned and then someone comes to you for help to get information from an empire base and you get them to the point where they've taken off all of their armor and they're surrounded by stormtroopers in a stormtrooper base. That's true, yeah. That's actually a pretty good point, honestly. Sorry, Mando, but they're going to, you know, let me back into the empire if I turn you in. No odd feelings. I would have actually been, dare I say, pretty good. Like, he plays like the caring soul throughout the first half of the episode and we're kind of thrown off by how he's different. We're like, huh? And then he's just like, he actually feels guilty about doing it. I don't know.  Uh-uh. There's something there. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Whatever. It's all whatever. And what do you want?  Bill Burr Baggins. So there's this hobbit. Bilbo's his name. It's Bilbo or something. I don't know. I don't know. Doesn't matter. He's old. He has a ring. He's old. Lives in a hole. Is that for some family any good? God and the whole nine yards. Burr Baggins. Oh man. Bill Burr Baggins.  Yeah, but you think you're clever, don't you? Metal, when you see Mal in real life, do you guys slip and call each other by your YouTube names or no? YouTube names? That's funny. I don't know. I mean, I don't remember. I don't even remember. I guess we just... We rarely ever have to refer to a Nick because we're just, yeah. But I'd probably call you Metal, I imagine. Yeah, I mean, when we're hanging with like other people that don't know these names, obviously, that is just real names. I feel like people understand what a Nick name is, well enough that I could call basically anyone or anything and they'd be like, that's fine. It's when the Nick name is Metal, it gets confusing for a lot of people because they're like, Metal? Like, yeah, that guy. Well, I guess that's if you refer to one in the third person or if they're literally there and they're like, you know... Oh, I see what you mean in terms of like, people can detect what's happening there. I just mean, if ever I'm... You just say it in general, that the guy who's coming is called that. Especially for Boomers, they're like, his name is Metal, that's... I feel like Boomers should understand what a Nick name is. Well, of course. But this goes for Moeller as well. They just be like, why is that? All right. Would you call them Long Man Ed? Yes. Long Man Ed. Yeah, Moeller's dwarf. I know your true name, Mootla. Julius, it's not a secret. I know, too. Do you? Yeah. Okay.    Oh, this guy just chops through the mall? Really? Ah, why do I even bother? Who even is this guy? Thank you. I've had the question in my head for months. Oh, no worries, man.  Jesus. You don't even think more people would recognize you? You're just giving the kid to him? Are you insane, Mando?  See, he needs to be in all of it. Every scene. Yeah, it's gonna be so great. Dude, imagine how much better that as more sense it would have made for him to just hand off baby Yoda if he's like, oh, you look skywalking, you destroyed the Death Star.  Yeah, who is this guy?  Oh, I need that. That needs, I need that in my life. You just miss hunts? Yes.  You could have just waited for him somewhere to pick him up.  Come Grogu didn't tell us that he was coming.  You know, you're not a good father, Mando. So that's this guy, that's called Mando, okay? It's real name is Moodle, floor impotism. That is correct. Like, oh, I think that's what my opening scene for season three would be, is Bill Bear in a bar telling stories about something we don't even know happened, and then in the background, he sees Mando come through the door and he goes, oh, God.    So the respawn time on this map is insanely long. I forgot that there's like a whole load of it before the bit that I was at. So I pressed R and it took me back to the start and I was like, oh, yeah, right. Said a whole load. A whole load. A whole load. A whole load.  I don't know what's going on. Where am I? He took my false teeth. I'm Joe Biden. The fact that he was willing to come in for both of those episodes of Bill Bear, you can criticize Star Wars even more if you want to. Join us.  That's a little tilted. I didn't see that. When one of the robots grabs Mando by the thrones is punching his helmet, he looks over to Bill Bear and he's like, Jesus, I'm out of here. I'm just leaving.  Oh, I got in hole. Yes. I'm not really feeling this map, honestly. It's just kind of like, it's kind of like a moist baguette. Voice baguette, like wet bread. You see these kinds of maps everywhere, much in the same way that you spot, you know. Shit. I was trying to think of another way to describe it. Damp. Dough. Damp dough. Damp dough.  Damp dough. Oh, I'm dando. And this is Damp dough. Hey. It's like, it's just cardboard all over his body. It says Beskar on it. He mentally challenged. Literally just, he's effective. If you write Beskar on anything, it starts to block life. It only takes like, he has one tiny bit of real Beskar and all the stormtroopers just shoot him there. Well, I want to know how little Beskar someone can have all the shots hit it before people start to question things. Well, in fairness, Raza, armor is meant to sort of take damage for you, if you know what I mean? I just, from what you said, I think you didn't know that. That is a response to your criticism there. Oh yeah, that's right. That's right.  To a mathematical degree, that's literally miraculous. We, um, three roleplayers, as dissenters. Like, Jay fire criticism at me and I will, I will give you such a great response every time to do it. Um, it is strange when, um, when Mando flushes the edgy troopers out of the airlock, that they take seven minutes to just fly back in the ship, which should be just like an instant thing they do. When you, um, when you get flushed out into space, it can take a long time to sort of, you know, know where you are relative to the thing you been flushed out of. The robots. Yeah, robot sensors, they take even longer than probably humans. Why? Oh, because they're not human, like humans are really good at adapting. I thought the only weakness that they, the weakness they removed was the human parts, so. Well, that was their mistake. They're the bad guys, so villains can't be mistaken now. Okay.  The Empire can literally only be mistaken. They were capable of something else. It's like, I missed that.  You can make counter-arguments.  I think that's the big takeaway from 2020 in my time as an online content creator is, just because a counter-argument exists does not mean it's valid, even though you should probably have known that already. But you know what I mean? With how things have gone. Well, sorry, just because a counter-argument doesn't exist doesn't mean that someone won't try. Well, I didn't hear what you said, because Mel went, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Just because a counter-argument doesn't exist doesn't mean someone won't try.  Well, Rags, and this isn't me referencing anything, but have you considered that when someone punches a helmet, the goal is to try and make the head inside dissolve? What? No, I haven't. Dissolve? Nothing is capable of me to suggest that. You're like, no, I really didn't consider that.  I wonder why you didn't consider that. Had an argument that someone made? No, it's just, it references an argument someone made that was pretty funny. Is it argument-adjacent? God, I don't, I don't want to reference our agreement, but I've heard you say, yeah, buddy's a mine, I don't want to hit it. Not good. Disintegrate. I want to see how that works physically. You want to see how someone disintegrates physically? No, when you punch someone, someone's helmet and you disintegrate in the middle. See how that works. So it's the thing we brought up in, I think it was the episode five coverage.   Golf. It's golf. Oh my God. What's this wavy things? Little cockpipes here. Cockpipes. And it randomly spits you out in a fucking... Oh, I'm gonna cry. I need that timer to go to the hole. I'm gonna cry. Yay. This map is worse. That worked out. This map is worse than... Maybe for the good criticism instead of nitpicks. I know, right? Oh my God.  Oh no. These people... I went back to the end.  And it's like, wow, guys, you complain about anything. So it's like, okay, when the edgy trooper decides it's gonna kill Mando and it has him by the throat, and apparently he can punch through blast doors, and it has him by the throat in one hand. It doesn't crush. It doesn't crush his neck, right? I can explain that. To punch him repeatedly in the Beskar helmet instead of any of his unarmored parts, or just, okay, get this. Removing the helmet. I can explain all of that. Go. So he didn't choke him because... So first of all, people like to cause pain and robots. So he doesn't necessarily have to kill him. You can... So I don't know why. Right. Like, I'm assuming you've heard of this, yeah? Have you watched a movie before? Yeah. Okay, good. A couple. So that explains that. Secondly, why did he punch him in the helmet? Because I don't know if you knew this, but head, quite important for a human being.  So that answers that. I didn't think of that. Yeah, like all these complaints, like, why did he keep punching him in the helmet? What was he doing?  I feel like Mando, that's less true. I think I have a better counter, which is these robots were built by the Empire, and the Empire is dumb. So it makes sense that the Empire's programming also makes the robots dumb.  Dude, imagine he punched Mando for so long through the hull that it went through several walls into the space. Mando would still survive, though, of course. Ah, cock. Ah, cock. Mando would survive.   Yeah, I don't know if you have this conversation offline. That's true, Wumber. It's very tonic how the person making that argument that it could injure Mando to punch him in the helmet because he could be concussed is now gonna see a robot that can punch through Blasto punching Mando in the helmet, and he's just fine. One of those things can't be true. Why? Good point. So I just didn't know, but not all robots punch hard. Hashtag not all robots. Okay, these robots punch hard. Okay, so clearly you've not been watching it. The guy who punched Mando in the first episode is actually a Rithanian, and they're super strong. The robots aren't that strong. Yeah, you saw them punch. Okay, they punched through the blasts, but the blast doors weren't, they're not blast doors. They're like screens. They're not that big. They're blast doors, as in plastic doors. Yeah, so maybe you could maybe watch it before criticizing it next time. Just saying. Okay.  Any other questions?  It is weird that the robots wouldn't like jack into a terminal or something and then just open the door that way. Uh, no. Because then the empire risks the robots breaking out and killing everyone on the ship. How would they do that? Robots. Because the empire might have programmed them. Robots won, right? The empire might have programmed the robots accidentally to be murderous, so literally everything takes. Could you imagine if that was a reveal? I'm literally, I'm fine, like it wouldn't surprise me. Yeah, I wouldn't put it past what we're seeing in media currently for the reveal of the finale of the episode to be that the robots are actually hostile to the empire. They just stuck. You have a bad nose getting strangled and Moff Gideon is like, Yes, yes, finish him. But then bad nose goes, Think about it. Think about what they're making you do. Stop. And then the robot looks at Moff Gideon, looks at Moff Gideon. All I want is to be loved. He's like, my God, and drops him and then goes after Moff Gideon. Moff Gideon's like, No, I'll pay you more. He's like, It's not about the money, Moff Gideon. It's about freedom. All you do is keep us in that cold room. Let you be free.  One of the dark troopers is the protagonist of a droid story.  Oh, I guess it's time for me to freeze. What if I feel like if all of them a droid story is the one that might be good. Incoming freeze.  Because it's not an obvious like IP to do with Star Wars. I feel like it could be like, I don't know. That was an idea that maybe I'm just being naive. You know what would have been really funny? What?  Yeah, no, there's no way. They just break through the door and it's like blah. Well, I guess at that point they would have to not break through the door anymore because the airlock is open. Yeah, I don't think I don't know.   They might. Dude, imagine Moffittian. Then again, they might assume that at what point are the Dark Troopers like, well, everyone's probably dead.  This is something we didn't actually say on the episode. So probably worth mentioning. Moffittian goes from his command center with the blast doors, by the way.  While my Dark Troopers are loading up and hopefully they arrive at some point and my entire ship is getting ransacked by bounty hunters or whatever. It's like, imagine he had gone to the Dark Trooper sort of area and protect them for long enough that they got out of there so they could actually do something or if he opened up the blast doors or rather closed the blast doors in his command center. Did somebody say... I think I say that when he sees them going through his ship, shooting everything, it's just like, close the doors.  They never do that.  Trap them in these rooms. With one time they did, they trapped them in the control room. Cargo control room. How do you even know?  He kept locking them up, but they kept getting out. Because locking them in the control room... Tough questions.  Like maybe I'm not number one, but definitely up there. Maybe they were in such a panic for their lives that they didn't even think about what the room was. They just wanted to put as many options. It seemed to be part of the plan. He was like, they were hoping to bait them in and then lock it up. And how would they not know that room was that room? Like I personally really... Also when that door in the back opens up, they're not going to fly out the back. I personally really enjoy the moment when they are... When they are pinned down by two stormtroopers following the rest of the show. It's like she literally has her gun jam in the final episode and just walks up to a load of armed snoop stormtroopers and crashes them with her gun. As they are going to shoot her. That's true. Two of them. Fuck. That's that issue. Caw, I'm thinking it might...  Which time? I know, here's the thing. So I think it sort of counts as sort of like one because it's the same thing on multiple occasions. Sure, I could give you that one. It's like it's that action that they consistently do where they just do not shoot at the people who... They didn't have them... They didn't do ADR in the final episode. They should have had them put their guns on Kara and Fennec and have one of them say we're not after you. We're after the bounty hunter. And then that was C. That makes the episode good. No worries, James. What if they... shot them but they missed every shot? Well, that's just the show. Would that be more... I do like the very occasional instances where for no reason... They're hyper-competent. And it's like, is this the show? Does the show think that stormtroopers actually are competent? It's just forgotten for like... Wait, what are you referencing when you say that they've been competent before? So the scene where two stormtroopers have a... Where they pin down... A camera who's in the scene is at Mando and... That's just because our enemies haven't shot them yet, I guess. Then there's the scene where they accurately headshot about a dozen pirates without a single missed shot. Yeah, they're not headshot. They shoot them all 100% accuracy, which is already incredibly... Well, it's incredible for anyone to do that. But for all of them to not only not miss, but to know which ones to shoot amongst them... Like, they don't get shot... Like, multiple ones... Education Army level stuff. Yeah, like everyone knows which one to shoot a single time without missing. None of the pirates get hit by like four or five shots from different troopers. Yeah, they all get one shot each.  I want to be like, hey, maybe have a few of them missed, right? And then I want to see what his response is. Only the Imperial Troopers are so precise.  Because it's not like a...  It's like, no, they're... They're accurate. They're like, aim-botting these pirates. And literally the most efficient way possible. Not a single shot is wasted or misses. Pretty incredible. Kind of nitpicking, though.  Suddenly, that's impossible now. Good job. See, I used to like eFat, but honestly, lately... It was fun when they made fun of the titty milk, but no, this is taking it too far. I'm wondering when you will get... So I'm going, well, you know, I used to like eFat before they started making fun of, you know, the fans, the people who care about it. Once they started applying their standards to things that I like, I didn't... Ugh, your critiques are... Whoa.  I liked standards when they...  So what does that mean? I like, I am less keen on them. Wouldn't it be fun if they went against an enemy that I actually never missed?  So... Yeah, it's like they were a force that could conquer and subjugate the galaxy. Like if they were actually a force that struck fear into the hearts of their enemies. What a thought. What a thought. The opening of TFA has them doing something. Doing something.  This is the content I want. First of all, you get Stormtroopers that are scary and they like, they wreck a village of people that almost seem like they're not necessarily... It's really unclear exactly what's going on. They're probably just swarming through because they want something, which is just like even scarier. Then the fact that one of the Stormtroopers is killed and then one of the other Stormtroopers is like, oh no, my friend. Like you've been shot. It's just like, whoa, this is... Oh my god, the potential. Then they drop that quicker than the potatoes. You would say Stormtrooper character for like the entire first film and he was a character we follow in the ranks of Stormtrooper's first film. Oh my god. I would... Julius just said, your problem with Modra's kind of tis me. It's being there's that big of a deal. There's the way it's used as though it's a different story. The problem is not that it was there. It's just bizarre that it was there because we've never seen it before. I'm totally fine with them having... I've seen people say that like they shouldn't have mortars at all because it's not a future weapon. I don't agree with that. I think it's fine that they have mortars. Yeah, as Rax said, it's an incredibly useful piece of equipment. Yeah. Well, I figured what everyone knew what mortars did. I was moving on to just dropships, Stormtrooper lads. Like you know when they like run out of it? I picture that there's a turret at the back of these things and they bring them out slowly or whatever, but like I've never seen them use a mortar before and it's just like, wait, what?  And then of course the episode tells us pretty soon after why they have a mortar. I think this is partly... I think it's partly the fault of them always being dumb. So if they were always competent, the idea that they would have a mortar that they could deploy because those would be pretty probably pretty cheap, especially in effect. And if they were just a competent enemy force and they pull out a mortar, you're like, oh, this is a situation where they would use a mortar that they would have, so they would actually use it. Instead it's like, no, they just want to loosen a boulder to have a boulder seen. Yeah, and because of course the first thought you have is like, wait a minute, if we're talking about like the viability of them using not even what they could have, but what they actually have is like, why didn't they just shoot all of them with their orbital bombardment systems?  You're like, oh right. Yeah. Why didn't the dropships use their cannons because they're stupid? How come the orbital strike didn't hit the targets it needed to?  Why do the stormtroopers literally let Finnick live after she was shooting other men because they're stupid? We don't want you. We want the child. I actually hate that because I know that you're not the child.  No, wait, what do you mean? The Empire have never done anything like that. They would never hurt someone who's not.  We're talking about fucking, we're almost at first auditisms, right? Because, well, not necessarily almost, but at least we're post. Man, I think that the stormtroopers in season two are worse. Oh, no, I wasn't saying. What I'm trying to say is like, they're even further away from the Empire in the O.T., if you know what I mean? Because they're post-destruction or... Yeah, they're remnant forces. You could argue they have even less standards when it comes to the care and military sort of operations.  We need the baby rather than we're going to plan it to cleanse or something. I don't know. I think you could argue that they're all veterans who have very good reasons for sticking around with who was very arguably the losing side of this galactic conflict. And but they never explore that. Yeah, I was about to say like, do you even do you even think that there's people in there? I don't know. Yeah, it's like, why are you with the Empire? Like, is every single stormtrooper some weird ideologically driven super order over everything else weirdo? Well, how crazy would it be if Mando was a 40 minute an episode show with 20 episodes and the main character is Mando but another main character is just a stormtrooper? Yeah, and they never run into each other until the very end, perhaps. I mean, a show that takes place after the Battle of Yavin, Death Star 2 gets destroyed, Emperor's dead.  Who are dealing with the destruction of the Empire. They don't really know what to do. They scramble to get back to their commanding officers and rally up their squads.  Do we like run? Like, what do we do? And they're being hunted down by rebels and other stuff like that. And they're fleeing for their lives. They don't know what to do. They try to hide.   What is this umpy shit? Like, he's afraid of being in the war, maybe because they've lost and he's lost a lot of his friends in this fighting. But ideologically, he's like, man, look at what's happening. Now that the rebels have kind of like won, the whole galaxy is falling into disarray. Pirates and brigands and warlords are taking over. And is this, you know, is this what they wanted the whole time? Yeah. What if he is an enlightened fortress going, you know, I think the rebels and the Empire just had some good points. And honestly, I think- I wouldn't want that character though. I would. I would as well. I want the mole. I want the Empire loyalist. Yeah, and a hardcore loyalist who starts to doubt his son. Okay. Hide it over this, and really, we just need to sit down and talk to each other. Why can't he? Come. And yeah, and so- Oh, jeez. Oh, my god. The show we just described is like, where I'd like to start. It's like, oh, this looks like it would be really cool, potentially, why it's going to take a lot of weight, you know, but like, Mando doesn't even scratch the surface. It's like- Hey, Bill Boo is ex-Empire, and he was sad that his friends died. Yeah. And then he asked the character to everyone.  At least he had a character to ruin. Dude, so many of the top comments on the episode seven coverage are just that about Bill Boo, because that's the big thing. I noticed that. Everybody was- I noticed that.  Because they just went back on it, kind of, in the episode. They wanted all of the reward for it without having to earn any of it.  Any other character to make that decision? And then Bill Boo could have got mad about it, and like, actually have a character and there could be conflicts in the story on. Think about that. You have the Rhydonium that's going to be used potentially for evil doing, and someone's like, we've got to detonate the Rhydonium. Who cares if it kills a couple of Stormtroopers?   And he's like, no, no, no, I got to explain my story and that sort of thing.  Like, he's not okay with it, but he understands it's a necessary thing to do.  I would say it would almost be, like, we'd have to have that moment where he kills a Stormtrooper because he has to.  That's not so cool. Well, all of us are killing Stormtroopers like for a while because they are aiming guns at him and we'll kill him otherwise. But like, there's a point where you realize throughout the course of the story that it's really weighing on him because he used to be one of those guys and not because he wanted to be, but just because it was, you know, the life he lived and it was something. That was me once. A necessity.  Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, the potential.  That's what he just mentioned. He just keeps the helmet on. So he put the helmets on. Someone just mentioned his acting. It's like, yeah, he's the best actor in all two seasons of Mandalorian so far. He is the actor in all. Because he decided to act. It's like, yeah. Oh, good. It's one of these ones. I'm not my Canadian because I call it that.  I love these ones because it's, you know, the controls are just so consistent in this game. Oh, I did it. Never mind. Oh, yeah. I'm bitching. I did a hole in one because I'm better than you. I did a hole in one as well and two. Oh, and three. No, you don't have a single hole in one in this one. You're lying. First, you talk about Israel and then you say you didn't. I don't, I don't get it. Kyle McCrory says Star Wars absolutely needs to world build.  It's not writing anything. All of it. Yeah, it's just something. Our standards are so low. These characters, plots, world and theme. It needs all of them. So low, but still higher than the majority of people consuming Mandalorian. Wait, Sarge, what did you say? Our standards are incredibly low, but still somehow higher than most of the people consuming Mandalorian. Are our standards low? I don't know.  Yeah, no, yeah, I agree with that. It would take too little to impress us. Actually, just anything with like consistent character writing would probably be like, at least the character writing is pretty good. I feel like we would praise it. At that point, we'd be like, man, look at that. You know, the plot really doesn't work. Like, so long as it's not as conspicuous as like Mando's plot is, where every time a Stormtrooper appears, you're like, lol. Oh my God. Oh, he's dying. But like, if the plot was just like pretty flawed, but you know, pretty flawed, but not so bad. It's funny. And the character writing was not pretty strong. We probably were like, yeah, it's cool.  And it's like, I remember, because when we watched the seasons of Fargo that we watched, they were what, like six and seven, six out of 10? The plots aren't too fantastic. The character work is really good in Fargo. Like, yeah. So I was like, man, I really liked watching that. And it was only like, it's only like six out of 10.  I honestly feel like character writing is way more important than to a lot of people than pretty much any other aspect of... I think it just unlocks everything else almost a lot of time. It's like, okay, if you were writing a series and like, you have to intentionally abandon like world building plot character, you know, basically every aspect of storytelling except one, I'm picking... I'm keeping character, sorry.  If you have consistent characters, but the plot doesn't really matter, then okay, what you've got is probably a comedy, right? Sure. A lot of the time, can't be. Because if we agree that like plots will often be stronger if the characters are stronger because they're going to be defined by characters taking action, right? But if we're talking strictly about sort of external plots, like, oh no, an alien's invading. Oh no, a bomb's going to go off in the school. Because in like the character decisions are all solid, but the character like, you know, so let's say you've got a character who through and through...  Yeah, well, an example of the end game, right?     And you're like, um, I don't think that would work. But then they do it and you're like, well, that is what the character would do if that was a thing that's plausible. So I guess you just take it off.   I mean, at that point, I would be curious if it's some kind of in-universe grenades. They just weigh bigger or something for some reason. But if they appeal to like, here is a... No, it's explicitly inconsistent. They show a grenade earlier going to any building.  I feel like if the show accepts that something is going to work, it's not the character being stupid. It is the show not realizing that it's being inconsistent. Like, if the character makes a decision and is right and understand, like... I don't know. Is it the character being stupid?  And then character is like, I'm going to blow up this entire building with this one grenade. All of us would immediately be like, you can't do that with a grenade. Why would they think you can do that with a grenade? And then the following scene, they are shown to do it with that grenade. I think our criticism might alter. We'd be like, so they could. And the character knew that, but that's not consistent with how grenades work in the world. So, you know... Yeah. Yeah. It's fun, because it's sometimes hard to categorize exactly where the problem lies with some of these things. And that's how you destroy plot without destroying character, you know? Because plot is often very character-driven. Yeah.  And the plot starts because he, this is on Jesus, on a crucifix or something, I don't know. And you're like, I don't think he would do that. And the show is like, well, that's where the plot happens. At that point, you've lost character. I don't know. Is it intense Christians in the chat? I know you're there. How would it be? How would pissing on a crucifix go? Would that just be like... I don't know. Maybe more bizarre to me than anything else. Would it be bizarre or, like, actively offensive? Probably both, but more bizarre than anything else.  We're surely a man who's doing it and why. Maybe he just really loves Jesus. Check my piss, Jesus. No. Metal say, Merry Christmas, baby girl. Depends if it's on fire or not. Definitely offensive. Tame at this point. Too far even for me. Depends on the stream. Metal, I think you drove the stream, tell Maulatou so you can tell us a Krimis story. Merry Christmas, everybody.  Yeah, Merry Crumbo. Yeah.   I mean, we're talking about Latin, the lore. Let me just... Merry Christmas, Moodle Boy. Merry Krimis. I don't know. Someday.  Jesus? Come on, Jesus.  All those prayers that you send to a... The character work is what makes it so good.  This day and day. Should be a misunderstanding. I anti-Crucifix. Jay is kidding. Yeah, maybe you should listen to the words. I don't know. It was about these best things. So, Risa, our protestant, wouldn't be too bothered by that. Blast for me, but a pretty irreverent by Christian standards. Wait, sorry. So, the example was just in isolation.  Is that what you were saying? Yeah, so the example is like, okay, so a plot being shitty without a character, without assassinating the characters, is something that can happen, but because plot is often so character-driven, like, let's say you had a really, really intensely religious character and the plot starts because they piss on a Crucifix. And just like, there's no justification for it. That's just something they do. That's the plot being broken in a way that also breaks character. I'm a little lost on that. I don't even know. I'm trying to picture like... I know what you mean, Jay.  I don't know. That's why you were introduced to this character. You understand him. He's a really religious guy, and then he pisses on a Crucifix, and you're like, hang on, why did you do that? And it's never really... Yeah, when a character makes a decision that is against their motivations for the plot to happen, right? That's the kind of thing... Oh, you're saying that generates the plot somehow? Like, from that something happened? Okay. What happens for that plot?  Isn't he religious? He would never do that.  Sure, I don't care. Did you piss on the Crucifix, Jay? Hey, Jay, this person is saying you're going to go to a place that doesn't exist. How do you feel? No. I... well, I exist, so I'm not sure how I'm going to go there. I don't know, Rax. You sure it doesn't exist? I've been to some Mandalorian comment sections that praise the show. It's pretty bad. It's pretty hellish, I don't know. Maybe I'm so close to it all the time I just internalized it as being... I don't think you need to start a channel on Pornhub. Not sure how that's relevant. They mentioned hell, Jay, so... Oh, I'm... I'm not sure... I'm still not sure how that's relevant. Tom thinks of the one euro. Fook Jesus, what did he ever do for us, huh? He died for us since, allegedly. My favorite part right now is reading the chat, not being able to use ironically calling me a sinner.  Well, you've seen the comment section whenever we tell him that the God isn't real, so who do I know?  Stop and golf right now. Stop and golf. Wait, what? Right? Fall back to the bottom of the hill and just look to the right. Why is there... Oh, hey, Hagrid. Why is this just Hagrid? He's the most Hagrid. Judging us silently. How did my ball jump? I'm very confused. How come? What happened to Pornhub? They had to delete like millions of videos or something. That's what I heard. I don't know what to say. Yeah, they had to do it to unverified.  Why did they... Why did they do that? They were unverified. I'm guessing because they... When they haven't verified videos, there could be anything in them, and therefore it's risky legally to have anything up there that might be really really bad. Yeah. Merry Christmas and happy birthday to Jesus. Peace to the long men and the Mandoids.  Are they called Mandoids? The ones who like that. This is actually... I just realized this entire map is like the arrival at Hogwarts. Okay. Oh, I guess it's Harry Potter map then. I must have...   I know. I can't do it. I'm missing the Dirt of Potter. There's a point in trying anyway. Three seconds left. No. Oh. Oh, this one actually might have done it. The Japanese used to detect Catholics for execution by demanding people to stamp on an image of the Virgin Mary during the period of isolation. The plight of Japanese Christians during the isolation actually is really interesting period of time. I never heard of that. That's crazy. Was that... Was that Malphoy? That was Malphoy. That was on the same way. Great B. Whoa, what the fuck? Ah, okay. It's true then. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts. Did you all get your Christmasy basses? Harry Potter has come in Hogwarts. Many times. So baking your tents a little bit. He lives there for like... Yeah. But just good because I needed it. I got an exercise bike for Christmas. Oh. No. Did it come with training wheels? Can I call your name? Yeah, yeah. I don't want to fall off it. Is that fair enough? I shall place...        The Harry Plormberg.   Wait, the tables are boring to us. Oh, I guess we need to go for this portal. Oh, that's a portal. Okay.  Oh, my God, it's witch hats. Ah, hats. Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, I get all the red balls. Oh, you know what? Just get some hats and need your hall according to the house. That's pretty cool.  So I don't know. I guess we could meet the game. Yeah. Can I meet music only? That would be better. That also depends if the file is registered as music in the... Oh, rather than sound effects, you mean? Yeah. Yeah, because we'll test it, I guess. That could be anything. It's probably worth seeing even if you don't have the music chat. So you'll love it. We'll do the we'll do the all thank one. It's good. Is that Snape down there? Yes, Potions class. My God, the potion. Does anyone remember the page number he tells you to turn into? Three.   You went, how did you go?  Yeah, that's the same thing that happened to me. Oh, you guys are really bad, huh? Oh, yeah. Like, I'm really good at Harry Potter stuff.  Harry Potter's not very good. Look at Snape's cape. That's why it's bad. It's as a series as a whole. Let it even be. I get to say this in this community because they have standards here. Yeah, I mean, we've said this again and again. If we were to rewatch Harry Potter, it could turn out that it's really bad, but I don't know yet. Um, so like, oh my God, for example, the plot of, um, okay, the characters are pretty solid for the most part, right? I saw a video about how Ron Weasley was kind of assassinated. Oh, yeah. Well, that's that's the adaptation argument, though.  They do it in the show as well.  No, I mean, whatever, I'm not invested in this. They change him a lot to the, uh, from the, um, from the books to the films, giving a lot of his triumphant moments to Harry instead of letting him keep them, right? Quidditch is hard. Um, okay. Cool. Thanks. Uh, so like fans of Ron would be frustrated, but he's consistent with how they run. Well, like that's the thing.  Oh, okay. Wow. Racism. Or gingers, I guess. Ginger. So I came down this ramp that was longer expecting it to be maybe easier because it's longer, but it's not. It's, it's not easier. Oh, what is the sound? Someone coomed. Yeah, they came down that ramp. What's the sound? Sorry. I can hear sorry Harry Potter sounds like someone talking. Harry Potter. Harry Potter is dead.   You know, Hagrid's not a wizard. Oh wait. Can Hagrid cast spells? I can't remember. He can. Sort of. He's got his umbrella. Yeah. He's got an umbrella. Not as good as I want, sure, but it's still pretty good. I always want to do the potions work for muggles or not. Muggles? Because like surely if they do, for muggles.  Um, Where's one you were the one who said it was good the other day? Was there someone else? That, that was someone. Okay. So like the, I think the only thing that Harry Potter really has is character. I think it was Fringy that said Harry Potter's good world building. Did he? I think so. It might be. Either that he had said it on a good world building, or that he liked the world. So in terms of like magic systems plot, basically everything that is in character, the show isn't very good at it.  Okay, sorry. I should clarify. Um, it builds the world. Okay. So like it presents you. It is good at like communicating the world to you. Liar.  I, I will believe that. Okay. I think the show, I feel the troll actually work.  How do you live with yourself? Um, like it's all of the most interesting questions that might happen within the world. It kind of just ignores, um, so like appreciate it. Birtle. Huh? I see it. I see it. Look at the sight. So like potions for example. What is happening? She's just wibbly wobbling down there. Oh, I'm not on my screen.  Yeah.  Always getting in the way.   I can't remember. I can't remember the point I was making about Harry Potter right now. Well, I mean like the plot. So like, for example, the try was a tournament plot, um, has the, uh, I don't know. Okay. The potions, right? Like a really interesting question that the series just avoids answering is like what if it wasn't actually tries to like benefit by going into Muggle society and secretly using magic? Or things like time. Yeah, exactly. But like, at some point you would assume that like people would actually figure out that shit's going down. That's weird. Yeah. Cause all it takes is one wizard to, to film themselves doing magic and then boom.   Yeah. Okay. It takes one wizard to make that decision or to make the decision that, um, okay, you know what? I'm going to go and sell potions to Muggles saying that it's like, you know, um, a special medicine or something.  Alex Showns a wizard? Is Alex Showns a wizard? Check out Brain Force. Brain Force. Imagine if soy was one of the major ingredients and loads of Harry Potter potion. It's like, it'll make you taller, it'll make you stronger, but it's got soy in it, you're like, um, soy. Oh, look at that. The damn book. Dean. One of the reasons to run Hermione get together is because Ron saves Hermione.   Yeah, but the storyline of the Triwizard Tournament, for example, is that Voldemort tricks Harry into participating in the Triwizard Tournament. I mean, the start of the film, you're introduced to the concept of a port key, which is just an object, the one they use as a demonstration at the beginning is a boot, which, when you touch the boot, it takes you to a preset location that it's been enchanted with, right? Port key. Yeah, port key. It takes you to the location when you touch it. Pretty simple.   Oh, we're in the chamber of secrets now. Neato. Can it go below? Yeah, kind of.  His name is an anagram of I am Lord Voldemort. Yeah, that's fucking, yeah. Did he plan that? Was that something he was motivated to do? Was he? Okay, this name I choose has to be an anagram of I am Lord, and then the name I've got these left to work with.  Tom, normal name. So your name Riddle? A little bit weird, but I'm cool with that. Marvolo? That's clearly because they're the letters you had left. Yes. Just like they did if she was left with like X, Y, Z, Q, Z. It's just like Tom. Riddle.  Marvolo. Marvolo.  I don't remember if it's actually in the book.  Like even if that ends up not even mattering in the next scene, like he's got his leg back and none of it actually even happened. Oh my god, Dementors. And take you out of it. It's like what? If I just seen. J help Dementors. Dementors help. Oh no. Expecto Patronum. That's racist. And I literally. Then the Triwizard tournament is the plot. Okay, you have porkies. They're on the thing in the world. Voldemort gets Harry to participate in a dangerous tournament. Right. Where one of the events is fighting a dragon, essentially, not fighting, but surviving a dragon. One of the events is like surviving Mer people under water, which I think are really dangerous, if I recall. Yeah, they're even kind of scary. Then what's the other event? The maze. What was that? Oh yeah, the maze. That's the final event, which does have loads of like death traps.  Yeah, it doesn't seem very well balanced. Yeah.  Is this luck? Yeah, also, if you're on that mermaid challenge on the lake, what if you don't figure out the clue that you have to breathe underwater? Like you're just not even able to compete. Yeah, yeah. That's a part of the competition, yeah, I guess.  Well, if you don't solve the riddle, you can't even like do the challenge. Like, okay.  What more tricks? Voldemort managed to get Harry's name pulled for the tournament, which apparently they can't override, which is pretty stupid, because you're supposed to have to be 18 to compete in the tournament. But the Magic Cup said that Harry's competing. The Magic Cup said so. He's agreeing with the Magic Cup. The Magic Cup said so. It's a goblet. It's not a cup. You didn't read the book. Right. It's a goblet of fire. So, okay, okay. So Voldemort's plan, though, is to get, is so that when Harry picks up the trophy, the trophy is actually a porkey, which will take Harry to Voldemort, because Voldemort needs Harry for his resurrection, right? He needs Harry's blood or something. Wait, Jay, can I pause you? I just want to pause you one sec. If any of you have my streamer, that's a pretty cursed image to open the level on.  Pause it. Oh, my God. I guess that's Harry. Yeah.  Please don't kill me, Harry. Okay, carry on. So he goes through these three, mortally dangerous challenges, right, that you have to be 18 to compete in, that could absolutely have killed him. But Voldemort needs him alive as well. That's important. Or he literally can't resurrect himself. I assume that- Well, wait. But how else could he possibly get into him without going through the Triwizard tournament to touch the goblet of fire that also happens to be a porkey? How could he possibly do it in any other way? I think it's what you have made. The porkey at the beginning that they use as an example is literally a shoe. They could literally have made Harry's shoes into a porkey. Any object that Harry's going to be touching. Any object that Harry might touch. Oh, we have to force him to go through this like entire tournament for no reason.  Oh, I remember the dragon. Yeah, yeah, yeah.   Ah, bullseye. Okay, so great plan, Voldemort. I can see why you died. The one that mentioned calling Mandaloreans Mandoids, which is very disrespectful, by the way, ended with, and a baby Yoda was born, but Luke showing up in Mando did save the show or saved the show, sorry. Posing essentially. Oh my god. Um, what are T-Pos? Yeah, the idea of Luke showing up saved Mando's show is just amusing to me.  Oh, he fell. Whoa, whoa, whoa.  He's got- was he got shades on? Dungton, double-doh. Oh, those tears? Oh, they're like little goals. Oh, there are glasses. Dude, get this one in, Jay. That was crazy. Sorry? Crazy. Coom. Coom. Oh my god, this map is so intense. I love that this map made it so that Jay just starts shitting all over Harry Potter. I've just been listening because I don't know anything about it. Hang attention. Chat, how are you doing on the Harry Potter front? Are you like- How do you feel on the 8U? Do you think that Jay's been unfair, fair, and how do you feel about Harry Potter as a series? The show specifically.   It was the Harry Potter movie. It was the Harry event, and yes.  Let me make his underpants that. He just teleports to Voldemort just wearing those. He's like, oh, uh- Hey, what's up? Jay, what's the best Harry Potter movie? I always- Well, I can't really like- I haven't done a street valuation of them all. These are just things like- The- Are glaring issues, so I remember them. But, um- I always was quite partial to Chamber of Secrets. That's the one I would put on if I was going to watch a Harry Potter film. Like Harry Pooper?  All was well.  Whoa. No, definitely not. Wait. Oh, babe. I know how to go that way. It was a trick. Oh, what? I went into the harder one. Wait, am I winning? What's happening? I went between them because I'm very big in spots. Booty. So long. I'm working for them. I love Chamber of Secrets. I would push Harry down the stairs. Chamber of Secrets is the worst one. You want us to- Fuck!  Ask a band's best, Jay. What is your Hogwarts house? Bill Blint together from the- Slytherin. Slytherin, lame. The correct answer is a Gryffindor and Ravenclaw. The thing is as well that- Harry Potter houses are based on personality traits. So like, cunning is the Slytherin trait. And they're all- They're all- Cunning. Cunning, yeah. That's why I'm a Slytherin. So it's loyalty, cunning. Loyalty is Hufflepuff. Cunning is Slytherin. Bravery is Gryffindor. Intelligence is Ravenclaw. So I'm like, there are all these, like, I think other facts, but like, here's the thing.  No. Your final year of school. So, imagine- So Jay doesn't understand what those sorting hat does, which is to scan your brain and know exactly what you're going to be and are, and puts you in the correct house.   And you're like, um, I feel like that's unfair.  Oh, that person added a correction. Luke didn't save the show, but it might have saved the franchise by undoing his character assassination. I think the sequels are done. They still exist right now. He's still heading there. Even if you saw him kill the robots. Heart not funny. I couldn't make one with my hand. I'm very upset. See, it's a metaphor for how oppressive the school system is. It's, it's it. Oh, maybe. House racism.  I don't, I don't feel like that's, Hogwarts is always portrayed as I recall. It's pretty good. Mel, ready up so I can know. Thing. What? Maybe I'm misremembering. But, uh, yeah, I don't remember.  Hey chat. This is Lord of the Rings. Enjoy. It's really cool. Oh, now I'm going to talk about how bad Lord of the Rings is. Oh my God. All right. Now you're pushing it. Okay. You're pushing it. Okay, let's do it. You can see when Harry, um, goes to Mount Doom. Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, when Harry goes to Mount Doom with the Enterprise and he says to Sherlock, may the odds be ever in your favor.  Potter. No, I've already done Star Trek. I said he wouldn't run the Enterprise. Cute Star Trek twice. There's loads of them. Come sleep. Come sleep. Remember like 2011 when those memes were popular for some reason? Oh, Diego has said, uh, did you all see Star Wars Theory's reaction to Mando episode eight where he cried? No, no, no. Oh, yes. No, no, no, no, no. We didn't see that, but I've heard about it. I can't wait to see it. No, I'm just being, there may be an implication.  Let's just say, let's just say there might be a hint of it in. Are we flying? Just a hair of it in. Yeah. Do you remember this? This is when the the ants go caught into the Lord of the Rings land. Oh, I can't control my ball with WASD.  Into. Awesome. I'm wearing my foot ahead of me. Metal to the other controls and he's somehow ahead of me. I was dropping W. Motherfucker is still playing the music. It really is tied to sound effects. No, wait. Someone said he cries in every episode and I'm prepared to believe that. Every episode. What do we need to check his reaction to Boba Fett? I want to see if he cried when Boba Fett shot his gun and fired out of his knee rockets. I want to see if he cried. Like Boba, I'm so glad you made it like they're long lost friends or something. And I thought you're MIA in the war. I haven't seen you since case on.   You don't know that the new rockets are actually really viable. Like the portmanteau. What about toes? Portmanteaus. Toast. That man. It's a new rocket viable.  Yeah, I don't know. Or what about a what about having armpit barbed wire? Um, it seems like it might backfire a little bit. I don't know. I'm not an expert in armpit barbed wire. What about a taint pipe? Taint pipe? I don't even know if I find it funny, but I thought at first you said taint pipe. And I was like, what is a taint pipe? I don't like the sound of it. Also, yeah, I had to turn the music off. Just picture Lord of the Ring. Oh, chat. Check this bit out. Oh my God. It's the eye is looking.   Oh, God, oh, God. Someone's asking if I'm in the stream. No. Oh, man. I'm glad Rags isn't here.  I know. Now I could. Now I could feel free to have all of my opinions without worrying about disagreeing with them. No, no, I've got it. I've got to check the opinion sheet now that he isn't here to tell me which ones are okay. I've got to check the reference. Yeah. He left us one in case of his absence. Yeah. Okay.  Same for me. I've played this map like three times before, so I shouldn't be doing that. Oh. Shame broker. I see. Who am I? I'm going to restart. Oh, what? I just got to Saron.  Yeah. Epic eyes and guard. Hopefully it doesn't happen. I don't see how that's my problem. Oh, wait. Did it freeze for me now? No, I restarted. It should push back to lobby. Yeah, the lobby is kind of frozen for me right now. Can you change the friction? Change the friction? Whoa. Allow golf clubs. What happens if you don't allow golf clubs? Oh, weird. Also, I can't change any of the options. I guess they're preset. Lobby has redeemed itself. Like your stream for the holiday. I know, right? But yeah, I still think that Luke turning up hasn't. I wouldn't say it saved the franchise any more than it was never going to die because people were going to keep, you know, being cool with Star Wars anyway. I don't even know what can kill Star Wars at this point. Ducky. I don't know how many TLJs they'd have to release before nobody goes to see it anymore. I know. I'm finding the weapon that will kill Star Wars right now. It is a crotch chain gun. I feel like that probably exists somewhere. I feel like there's probably a character in the world with a crotch chain gun.  Just called on. That's it. That you're thinking of sex machine. That's it. I like that character a lot. Everyone likes that character a lot. Mary objectively best holiday moves kick back and enjoy some rhino nog. Hell yeah. Rhino nog all the way. Halloween is objectively best holiday. Oh, well, we can still enjoy rhino nog on Christmas though. And Halloween again. Rhino nog. Yeah, that's just the truth, guys. Rhino nog. Some harsh truths they deliver in the dark. Sorry. They got distracted. This one says, is rags throwing a tantrum this time? When is rags ever thrown a tantrum? I don't know if I throw in a tantrum. Maybe they don't know what a tantrum is. Stop yelling. Stop it rags. Hey, that's my meme. No, I was stealing it. Or Jesse Cull. Oh, I popped in on Southpaw stream for a little while. I think it was last night. Yeah, he was reading comments of his video. And I popped in and a comment of Jesse popped up.  It was funny. Stop it, Jesse. I can't use my hands to slap though, because I'm playing golf. Oh, oh, my camera.  Rags is a good boy. Scratches his chin. Oh, there you go.  But I'm sorry I ruined your stream. We're all just kidding. Mary best holiday best YouTuber. Wow. Very kind. Have any of you watched slash red attack on Titan yet? No. If not, why are you gay? I mean, Oh, it's the first episode and got bored. I watched the first two seasons a long time ago and I don't remember a lot of it. It apparently has the raw seal of approval. I that doesn't mean anything to me. I feel like that that's either meaningless or like actively a bad thing to me. Like you're saying that the god of the sun wouldn't have good taste.  Mando doesn't own any of its payoffs or stand up to scrutiny, but seeing Luke save the day was a payoff in itself. A what? What? Why explain? Is it just because you saw because you saw up to the arc of Star Wars being terrible for so long? Like at least we got this. It's a payoff to the arc of the sequels. We finally did it. The redemption arc. It's the arc of the sequels going. It goes on to say Boba Fett to to a lesser extent. Why? How is that a payoff? He just showed up.  Why is this the standard? Moot, a lot of the rings are some genuine issues that make me think the films are overrated. What, for example? I don't know if we want to talk about this. Well, Jay is here. If he ever wants to watch these, but I mean, I've watched them in a while. I'll probably do a batch of off defending it, but you guys have watched it not too long ago, I guess.   If anything. Did you see that? Did I see what? I found very inconvenient way. I'll just say. That's your fault, isn't it? What was the point of the dubstep troopers just for Luke to destroy them all without trying? Yeah. Was that confusing for you? Of course, that was what it was. That's entirely. It worked. Worked so well. Have any of you watched Donnie Darko? If so, opinions, I have not watched that show. I haven't seen it in too long. It's a movie, but I haven't seen it in ages.   But, you know, it's a part of the course. Boy took it to boy. No reason.  All right. I have an example for the issues. I'll just direct that to you two guys, because I haven't seen movies in a long time. So when Aragorn is trapped on the wall at Helm's Deep, and Orcs is just rushing at him, and he is safe because the Orcs raise a ladder on the inside of the wall and right next to a staircase, he grabs the ladder, swings down, and runs away to live. That's just one example, but that's probably one of the strongest. That's one of the strongest? All right. Yeah, these movies are great. Yeah, it will be safe. I mean, I would have to, like, it's just probably not the best time. I'd need to see it and then probably read what they said again, because I, to be honest with you, I'm not sure what the criticism was there. Yeah, is it like the idea that he couldn't survive in that situation, or it's not likely that he would survive? So for what Aragorn, I am a beast. They raised the ladder right next to him, and that was really lucky, I guess.  Yes. Actually, no.  Oh, I'm going to cry. What the flu? You got a pre? Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to pre. I'm going to get you banned from Twitch by preying on your stream. Sim, for preying. For preying. Why have you been banned? I preed too much. Why? I told you, for JJ, you should have done me three days. Well, that's what I heard what happened to some streamer. I don't know. You preed on stream? No, I think some streamer flashed, like, fully on stream. I don't know what the context is, but apparently it was only a three-day ban, and the monetization was still there. And other people got banned and demonetized forever for way less. Twitch. I only saw things on Twitter. I never read up to it, because frankly, I'm not that interested. But, you know. People will criticize the sequels and not apply their same metric to the Mandalorian because no one wants to hurt the sacred cow. Maybe rags can teach us about the Moses story and the golden calf. Um, sure. She jammed. So in the Moses clam out full on. So the Moses story about the golden calf is, so yeah, like if I was going to criticize the Bible, God forbid, this would be one of those weird writing things that I'd probably say you should get rid of in the first half of the Bible according to God. Right? So that's what he said. I don't care. What's that? What's that? Well, he said God forbid criticizing the Bible. I'm like, hey, he might actually forbid that. Okay. Well, I mean, yeah, he does, kind of. But in the Moses story, after Moses leads the Hebrews out of Egypt, which never happened, they walk around in the desert for 40 years, even though it should take them like two weeks on foot. But they walk around in the desert for 40 years, right? And shortly after leaving Egypt, all of the Hebrews are, they're getting a little, they got some discontent. They're not going to, they're not happy. You know, they just got released from their slavery.   All right? They witnessed all these.  They don't want to walk around in the desert anymore. They're just getting a lot of discontent. So while Moses, while Moses is up on the, the Moses goes up to the top of the hill, I forget which one it was. The hill, I forget the name of the hill, so it doesn't matter though. He goes up to the top of the mountain to get the first out of the 10 commandments, right? And when he comes back down, he notices that all the Hebrews, they have fashioned a golden calf and are worshiping it as their new God.    It's kind of badly written. So yeah, anyway, they get swallowed up. Yeah, they get like killed.  It's just a mess. It is upset.  Wait, so you're saying the people who like Mandalorian are going to get swallowed up in some kind of... The people who like Mandalorian are going to get swallowed up in Disney's new Star Wars world? So that's the last thing we take from this. So I said, a person is intelligent. People are dumb.  That is, like, how...   Oh my God. Then you've got the parting of the Red Sea at Moses's command through the Hebrew God, right?   Okay, what's the calf do? What's its powers? What can it do? So... Does it shoot lasers? Someone said, pretty sure Joshua led the Hebrews into the Promised Land.  And Moses, when they needed water, I think the Hebrews needed water. So, God said to strike a rock and if you do that with your staff, water will come out and that will give water to the Hebrews. And I think the story is that Moses didn't believe it or Moses had doubts about it and so he struck the rock in a way that he was really unsure if it would actually happen and because he doubted the Lord, he was punished as he would never be able to visit. He'd never make it to the Holy Land, the Promised Land. I think, I'm not sure. I think that's the story. I'm not sure about this part though. So, someone correct me if I'm wrong. Someone said he should pray to the rock and he struck it. Okay, I got you. Okay, got you. Moses hit the rock for water when God told him to just speak to the rock.    God is hilarious. Whatever I hear about this story. God is a fucking... The Bible is a long list of God's horrific failures to enact his ridiculous plans. He was practicing that point. He didn't know.  It was like, yeah, he cooled out. Someone said, good God rags, not a thing you said was accurate. I think most of it was. I think it was just said in an inflection that your Bible school teacher didn't tell you. So, like, the thing, my favorite, to be fair, it's got to be in character with someone who would build an entire universe of people and then insist that they worship him. Like, you're not getting a normal person out of that who has, like, a... Oh, yeah, God is a...  Like, Batman probably isn't that normal. That's what Fringy said. He's, like, really going to look forward to in this, the Robert Pattinson one, was the angle that he's a bit disturbed. Why have you gone immediately to Batman? Because you reminded me of it with the, you wouldn't be a person like this without probably having something wrong. Not that God and Batman are comparable because Batman's a good piss. Someone said God's poorly written. He's like, no, he's not poorly written.  I feel like he probably is in places, right? Or he does, or he's what? Or he's inconsistent, rather than... Well, my RE teacher said about the whole incest was chill with Noah, but isn't now. And I said, well, what changed his mind? She said he just, he just, he changed his mind. By the way, God changed his mind about incest. Never changed his mind about slavery. Also, anyone's welcome to be like, that teacher's a dumbass. Like, yeah, that's fine, but that's still... She did fucking, I guess nobody told her what the actual answer to that is. I have, I need to make my 10 commandments just to see how they compare. Thou shall commit incest, but not... Exclusively incest. Only in this time zone. My chat is still talking about Harry Potter and a lot of the rings. Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, the Bible. What is next?  The next soup chest is such a wholesome Christmas coom stream, but coom is spelled K-H-U-M with the... What are the little two dots above the U called? Noomlau. Noomlau, right? Noomlau.  But after God flooded the earth to repopulate Noah's daughters, Noah drunk and raped them. Dude, the fucking, like, this is, like the stories of the Bible are nuts. Yeah. If God is all powerful, why does he have to commit genocide to achieve anything? Which time? Yeah, I mean, that's a good question. Did God want Russell Crow to play Noah? Like, y'all know the story of Elisha and the Shibairs? Like, you know, genocide should probably be a last resort in most situations, I feel like. Yeah. You know, maybe. Maybe. Morally powerful. Are we God, man? So, I don't know, maybe, maybe if that's the thing he resorts to, he's either immoral or stupid, because he could literally do anything he wants. Well, someone hasn't been taught. Someone had not swallowed up on fire. Well, killed in some way, I think. So, this is the story of Elisha and the Shibairs, right? This is great. This is one of my favorite Bible stories. Shibas. This is one that oddly, I didn't see much of when I was a young one. From there, Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. Get out of here, Baldi, they said. Get out of here, Baldi. Oh, I know the story. He turned around, looked at them, and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled 42 of the boys. That's a slow start. There's just bears. Hey, man. Oh, my God. This is fantastic.  The wild stream dude, I love it.    That spelling of Kuhn, by the way, that's relevant to Lord of the Rings.  Umlaut was it, right? I think? Does it or does it not? Someone said, I feel like Rags is a little jaded because he found he actually had to earn his way to heaven because he's not a real dog, therefore it's not an instant ticket. So I was raised Catholic and for the Catholics, you had to do good things to get into heaven. You couldn't just, you know, get dunked in some water and accept Jesus and you're good forever. You had to actually like do good stuff. You had to be a good person. And this seems so reasonable to me, like at the time. And then I learned that apparently a lot of other denominations were like, yeah, that's dumb. You don't, you don't earn your way into heaven. Like God's love is just a gift that he gives to you.  You don't have to earn your way into heaven. And I'm like, man, that's, I, it's okay. Like, man. Like every arbitrary, um, I feel that feels really unjust that if you have the right, like, because, okay, let's be honest, if you get taught the right thing, that's, that's, that's, uh, that's what most people's, uh, most, that's what determines most people's religion, most people's religion is what they're taught. God is so bright. People who convert, but, uh, even then, you know, it's, it's material they found, right? What appeals to them. Why is, why is that the, uh, the deciding factor of whether or not you should have eternal happiness or eternal, right? Eternal torture. Well, it depends on which, uh, group you are. Like some, uh, some Christians believe in annihilation.   So it really depends on which one you believe in. Wait, what happened, Mel? Oh, you see the end. Yeah. Hey, man, this is fucking, this is the best Lord of the Rings content you're going to be getting for a long time considering. Yeah.  At least there will be terrible, terrible sex scenes in it. Oh, yeah. That's, yeah, we're going to be getting sex scenes. Yeah, you gotta be. Yeah, you gotta be down with that.  It's just like, huh, okay. All right. Will we get in the end sex scene? I'm just saying, I want to see some seedlings.  I know, I know, I agree.  Merry Christmas, you beautiful massives. Merry Christmas. Oh my God, we're controlling the thing again. But this time we're flying. It's like a Boba Fett. What's happening to me? Oh, I'm safe. I'm not feeling this Christmas thing at all. Halloween really is the superior holiday. Merry Christmas, y'all. Merry Christmas and a happy Halloween. Oh, I'm going to lie. It's probably one of the shitest Christmases in the history of Christmases.  Those people aren't getting the family together this year, unfortunately. Since like probably like a major war, this is one of the shitest Christmases for the world at large. Shitmases.  But, uh, like... Remember when God made Job's life as miserable as possible because he went on a bet with Satan? Yeah, that was great. Shouldn't bet with Satan. That was a great story. Forevermore. I don't know, though. I'd like to visit the city of Dis Ones.  And martial arts is just summoning demons to take over your body. Damn.  How are you guys so far ahead of me? Like, I don't understand why you guys are... You're really bad at Lord of the Rings. You are pretty bad at Lord of the Rings. I bet you don't even wear rings. Oh! Merry Christmas all from Florida Man. Wait, have I jumped ahead? Florida Man. Oh, it's Florida Man. He's famous. Florida Man. He's done some... He's done some crazies, right? I believe in you. Yeah. One. This is the softcore erotica. That's kind of hard. I feel like it goes past softcore at some points, doesn't it? Yeah, yeah. Search your feelings. I know you want to see knee rockets versus knee sabers in one of these $10 billion shows. Hail the Saber Army, man. Didn't someone show us a guy who had an armor set in Star Wars that had loads of lightsabers poking out of it? Do you remember that? Yes. It's like loads of the lightsabers all around. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.  Oh, totally, yeah. I think you had that suit, but with dark sabers, though. Someone asked, does Shad believe Earth is 6,000 years old? Good question.  I think Shad wasn't Shad. He can answer.  I don't want an orgy in a holiday you spend with your family. I'm sorry. Wow. I actually subscribed to the Church of Last Thursdayism. Our tenants are that the Earth is actually... It was only created last Thursday, but you were created with all of your memories intact and the appearance of age. This could all be a simulation that started one second ago. Can you believe it? Well, I mean, like, right now this can't be true, but when you're thinking back on this memory, the world might not even have started yet. Oh, God. Now, as I'm saying this, the world might not have started yet, but you and the future, I see you thinking back on the memory of hearing this. The world has started for you now. When this was happening? No world yet. Jesus. Christians don't believe in Genesis actually accurate. Yeah. Most Christians do not believe it is a literal retelling. It is a figurative story meant to portray certain themes and values, et cetera, that it's a symbolic of a lot of stuff about the fall of man, et cetera, and the creation of the world. They don't actually think it's a... Rightfully so. They don't think the Bible is a science book. Like Catholics, right? We taught evolution and all that stuff. In that sense, they were pretty progressive. Jay called me this the worst Christmas because he stays away from hanging himself. Don't do it, Jay. We need the roll. Don't do it, Jay. You have so much to e-fap for. Ew. Very happy massives. My Christmas Eve dinner just finished. Galathar came by. He makes a pretty good photographer. We're probably not getting our grandma back though. Rag should be proud. Oh, I see. Galathar took the grandma. Okay. I'm going to this side of the world now. Kid Eater. Someone said, there's an ideology that you die every day and get reborn because you're always a slightly different person than the day they were before. Thoughts? I mean, that sounds like a... Man, that happened for that. I heard that when your brain and private happens to you anyway, right?  I don't know. I'm not going to think about it too much. But if... I don't know. Your episodic memory is the only thing is what makes you capable of a stream of consciousness essentially and the way that we understand it. So it's like... Is it episodic memory? Yeah. What does that mean? Like memory of events and like orders that they happen and stuff. Like understanding that you exist in the world and it's progressing. Oh, okay. Rags needs to review Greek mythology next. Hell, yeah, man.  Isn't Norse mythology funny, though, with the horse? Yeah, some is...  We're just used to the Christian mythology. So it's like... It doesn't seem like it's as crazy as the other ones, but there's a lot of really crazy stuff. Oh, the dog troopers. I don't know. I mean, there's demons. There's demons, right? I mean, this is pretty cool, I'll say. Which is weird that there's demons running around. Am I destroying J-Golf? Got the demons running around, cool people. I am... Whoa, Jay, you're school.  Hello. You're a little behind on the point. Oh, yeah. Well, I timed out on three holes, and the maximum was apparently 27, so that's why that happened. There's no other reason. No. It's ironic that Christmas comes first for the Halloween fans. Such is life. Huh? Christmas is great. Christmas comes first for the Halloween, but it's Christmas now. Halloween comes first, and then Thanksgiving, and then... We've already had... What? I'm very confused by this one. We did the Halloween one. It was really fun. We played Little Hope. Oh, I have three set. Yeah. Also, did we accidentally get some Mando episode 8 footage in Drinker's review? He asked... So, I think Drinker feels that the show is a mixed bag, and he wanted to show different reactions. Drinker is wrong. The show is horseshit. He wanted to show the two types of reactions to the Luke scene, so he was easy... He was easy for him to find reactions with people crying and going nuts, but he was like, damn, does anyone criticize it? And he was like, mubishly, can I have footage of you reacting to it? And I was like, sure, buddy. Spread it far and wide. And then I saw...  Do they enjoy anything?  You ready to go for the comment? I just... Comments? I'm sick of it.   And it's just like, enjoy it. Enjoy it.   Quite a bad shot. And I enjoy it, you fucks. When Luke took his hood off, I knew he was in character. Luke couldn't wear a hood. For long.  But we've talked about it.  Yes. It's very silly, but I actually kind of glad they made that decision instead of showing his fate that entire time. They could have just done it from behind the whole time so you don't see his face. Yeah, they could have. They could have done a whole thing. They could have done a whole thing really. Fake faces don't look that bad from a distance, either. Predictions for Wonder Woman 1948-1984. Ten more.   I don't think it's going to have anything to do with the book. Guys, the first Wonder Woman is not okay. It's not good. It's terrible. Yes. We'll be watching it at some point and we're going to release like Mulan, a double feature E-fap movies, Wanda Wammons. Oh, come. It's going to be very interesting, I'd imagine. I know that I won't see a coverage until next year, but did you see Fat Man yet? And if so, what are your thoughts and high rags and Jay and Mola? That's all. Hello. Have we seen Fat Man? We've not, but it's the Mel Gibson being Santa movie, I think. And you read the synopsis of it and it sounds really funny. And yeah, we're very... It did sound really funny. We are interested in seeing it. Yeah, I'd watch it, definitely. You bet. Maybe we'll do E-fap movies. Who knows? Are you coming? Not right now, no. Why not? Um, yes. Greetings, Mewbshlee, high rags and Moodle and Jay. Hello. Hello. Hi there. The first E-fap thing I watched was Fellowship on Movies and the weed allegory jokes made me cry laughing when I needed it. So thanks and anyway, guys. That's a great... That was that. Good reference.  And Wolf in the beginning of Two Towers recording says, like, oh God, people might think we actually don't like these films and I was... I was so sit and that that would never happen, but it did. People were like, wow, do you like really hate Lord of the Rings or something? And I was just like, oh. I wonder how many people were reminded of... How many German viewers were reminded of a lot of the weed from back in the day when you did all the weed jokes. Because I was. Yeah, I might be mentioning it and I was just like, oh. Yeah. That's hilarious. Some of the jokes were kind of similar.  Yeah. Oh wait, is this another map or... Your logic mongers just can't let people have their emotional responses to Luke, can you? So what if it makes a little to no sense? Let people enjoy the pretty lights. Have you guys seen the trailer for Nobody? It looks like a fun movie. I don't know what that is. I see some people. A lot of Elrond Macbong here.  Oh, okay. Oh, yes. If I had seen Comet in Moominland. No, though, I probably will unironically start watching Adventures in Moomin Valley because I saw I was randomly recommended one of the episodes from the show. I guess this was the 90s one. It is the second episode about the magic hat. And like, I really liked it. The characters had character and they behave sort of logically and the animation is charming and the little dialogue that they have is just sweet. And the voice acting is really good and pleasant to listen to. So I'm probably going to actually go through Adventures in Moomin Valley. And apparently there's a new one that's like 3D, but I don't know. It depends on how I feel. If I just need more Moomin content after I finish the 90s series, I might not be able to do it. Also, yeah. So this is Minds of Mauryan.  Mel, you'll love it even more. Poor Jay having to see Lord Ring's things without understanding them. Even though this is Fallow Ship, but still. I'm going to be healthy, but like... Okay. He'll get more trippy. Raxxels movies, he thinks they're very good. Not just good, very good. Yeah. The weed covered. Merry Crumbodinantis. You large gays. So is it rags watching anime? It's... Is that anime really? Because it's drawn... It has like a Japanese ask art style, but it doesn't look like anime. You just sort of tell it has that style to it and the way things are drawn and colored in the way that it's sort of set up aesthetically. Maybe that's why the person made Moomin just to get you to like anime. I don't know, but it's not... It sure as hell doesn't feel like an anime. Like the dialogue is good and it's fun to watch, so... Join the Moomin Collective? Like, man, I'm kind of ready. I want more Moomin content. Just released a vid making wine from wild grapes and showing the process. Now I can get myself and friends drunk for Chromosomus for free. Have yourselves a wonderful Croomble Tormsmus. That sounds nifty. Making wine, stuff like that. Ever seen sort of a stranger? It has a rags in it. I've seen sort of the stranger. It was fine. I didn't hate it. It was all right. Sort of the stranger was all right. It was fine, but I have seen that. I got a couple songs on my iTunes that I pulled from it, but... Yeah, it's all right. Merry Christmas, you massives. Hope you all enjoyed the Super Holiday. Sorry, Mola and high rags. I'm pro Christmas. I'm just more pro Halloween. Wait, Jay, where'd you go? I think I might sit out on this one. Wow. I'm just like, I can't be fucked. Jay is taking the rags position on golf video games. No, he's not. He loves golf with friends. So it's half your position, kind of. Wait, Jay left because he's losing? Yeah. He wants Avatar the Last Airbender. Why would I win what I've seen of it? It's terrible. Hey, the rags are a lot of really good shows that you can see excerpts of garbage from. True. TNG. Yeah, there are some bad TNG episodes. There are some total garbage. Have you seen TNG? I've seen a lot of it. I've seen like the first five seasons. Yeah. Oh, what's your favorite episode? I am ready. I don't know. I think there's a bunch of good answers. I'll tell you, my go-to. Well, it's like, there are lots I really like. My go-to is Dalmak. Yeah, that's a good one. I don't think it... I really like that one a lot. Yeah. If you could buy into the ridiculous premise, it is a really good episode. No, music, stop it. The ridiculous premise. Huh? What we see is ridiculous about the premise. A species that speaks in... Yeah, the language could operate like that. Dank it? I guess, yeah, there is... You would need an ability to say more... Things when you have the ability to say in that language.   I feel like it would be more justified if the aliens were more alien than they appear. As in, like, they very much look... They very much resemble humans, but with a very, you know, clear difference in the way their society operates and that their language is really fucky. Like, if they were, you know, equivalent to the arrival aliens, where we don't understand...  And it's all entirely foreign to us? Wow, Mel. How do you not get that right? I don't even know what I'm doing right now. Then that would be a massive improvement. Oh, it's... Oh, okay. All right. What is one... I can't remember a lot of the names. There was one where Riker was disguised as an alien as they observed the aliens. Yeah. And they had, like, the hands that... Things called. Maybe? Yeah, but I really like that one, but I don't know what it's called. Let's see. My favorite... It's just... There's a really neat line in that. It's not even that neat. It's just, like, fun. Where one gets to talk to... Oh. And it's, like, I want to... I want gods stationed outside this room 27 hours a day. You know, like... I want... That's how you know they're serious. I think it was called Yesterday's Enterprise. That's the one where they brought back Tasha Yar. Oh, that one's great.  And no one should defend... How she just randomly gets killed by a tar monster just like that.  Spoilers. Yeah. So, yeah, this happens on the first scene, don't worry about it. So they bring her back for, like, an alternate sort of universe thing that features her very prominently. And that's really cool that they did that. And I think it was almost like an apocalypse for her.  The actress wanted to leave the show. Yeah, so that's how they chose to do it. I honestly, okay, I feel like watching that happen... If I hadn't seen a lot of the show before, if I was watching this all as a new show and I saw a character just get killed off in the line of duty in what is otherwise a normal episode, the knowledge that in this is a world, this is a writing philosophy where characters can just get killed off in the... During the events of an episode, it would make the stakes feel much more real for subsequent episodes. Yeah, but they never really did that again, ever. Yeah, that's the issue.  So they just killed her. Oh, okay. But if they could do that, it would be like every episode would be like an edge of your seat watch. I haven't seen... I haven't watched every episode, but I did watch All Good Things and I really kind of like it. I think it's kind of... I've watched All Good Things. That's the last episode. Oh, I'm working my way through chronologically, so I've not seen that yet.  But... Oh, no, I'm confusing that. No, it's not All Good Things. I'm confusing that with... Wow. Just following me. It's a Q episode where he goes through and he sees himself in Starfleet Academy and it's about the choices that he makes. Q's there with him to kind of explore parts of his... Picard's past. No, no, it wasn't. I thought it was that episode, but it wasn't. I just got the... I think I got the name wrong. No, I don't recall that. Is that in the first work season? It's because I don't remember that. I think I was in season six. I just remember that. I just remember it because a lot of the stuff I've watched out of one way or another, you just see one here and there and here and there. So who is your favorite character? And I'm just gonna... Favorite choice? Favorite character, at least. Matter. Favorite character, and I guess then we'll relinquish the conversation back to everyone else. Favorite character? Wow. I feel like...  I sort of...  He is like the kind of every man, normal-ish. He doesn't have a strong character. He's just sort of the average kind of guy. Really? Yeah, because I think he's really prominently used to be a... Like a conversational assistant to... Like, especially Data. Dude, I'm fine with him until he gets like romantic arcs, which like are generally really weird and creepy. A lot, and I like cue a whole... Data is my favorite of the whole show. Jody, did you see the episode with Jody creating the simulation of the science woman he respects? I really like that. I don't like Jody in that episode very much. Oh no, sorry, not that episode. The follow-up episode on that where he actually meets her. He actually meets him, I think.  I have no idea what they're talking about, but I know some of you like the show, so I hope this is worthwhile, because I don't recognize any of the shit. You big old nerds. This isn't Lord of the Rings, Star Wars. What is happening? That her in real life won't act like her.  And then she ends up apologizing to him, if I recall correctly, and I'm like, okay, chill. And I guess to wrap it up for this, because I'm exhausting my memories of Star Trek because it's been so long since I've seen what I've seen was a measure of a man. Well, I think, let me... Data's the trial about whether data's human or not. Oh, yeah, that one's beautiful. Just gonna at least... And then in Star Trek Discovery, the Federation makes a whole bunch of cyborg slaves. Oh, yeah. Least favorite character. Least favorite character? I guess major character. Oh, what? This goes up? Whoa. Yo, this is wild. Probably Troy? Yes, correct answer. Well done. I was gonna say Wesley Crusher, but I didn't realize Troy is actually...  Troy is actually...  Whereas Troy is actively like... She harms the situation she's in, but doesn't realize it. She's not... She doesn't seem like she's fit for that position. No, not at all. You consider her to be an empath? Yeah. We should do an EFAT mini series on Star Trek. I wouldn't mind watching all the episodes with you all.  Yeah? So, unfortunately, I would like to continue this conversation, but it is 5.30 p.m. and I've been invited to a dinner. Bring me some. Make like a baby and head out. Okay, bye, Riggs. Have a good Krippus. Yeah, you too. I'll probably see you later. I'll be back in a couple hours. Goodbye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Totally do. If we're doing a mini series on Star Trek, it would be Ragsdine knowing the episodes could choose just the middle ones and just keep in, I guess, the really important ones. I would commit to watching the whole thing. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. I was going to do it. It's like seven seasons and then like 20 episodes. All of Star Trek isn't the same as like... I would probably take them piece by piece, so I'd do all of the original series first, which is what, two seasons, three seasons? Yeah. And then we'll move on from there probably, you know? If we were to do it. Calm down, Chat. Calm down. I honestly think that it's just worth starting with TNG because it's the best one, but there's also such a lot of it. How do you feel about the idea that we skip the OT Star Trek entirely? I want to see how they react to that. Come on, Chat, react. Yeah, look, just do TNG. TNG, TNG. Watch TNG. I wrecked that bucket. Calm, we're calm. Yeah, OG is okay. Someone said no skipping. Someone said OG is bad, hot take. Lots of people saying DS9. TNG, TNG, TNG. TNG is the best Star Trek. What about DS? Yeah. Buffy isn't Star Trek. Rune my joke, thanks. What was your joke, sorry about all? I said what about DS? Yeah, instead of DS9. It was really funny, but now it's not anymore. Oh, I get it. Yeah. It was a good joke. Thanks. I wish I'd heard it when you made it. Yeah, I feel like Chat is pretty on board with skipping. Damn. Original series. I don't know how I feel about that. Like. That's pretty cringe. All of it. Badder series. Like. Well, that wasn't the question, though. What do you mean? It wasn't whether or not it's better. It was whether or not one should skip. They're basically entirely separate shows. They just share a world. Like there is very little actual character crossover between the two. No, OT Star Trek is best. Start with that. What about that guy? What about Diego? Yeah. Well, Diego, I feel like representing the popular opinion here. And I feel like the point of asking Chat is to get the popular opinion. Wow. But I feel like you've lost the overall. The overall popular opinion vote, which is fine. Wait, why did I get reset? Because you fucking... Oh, why did I get reset? Yeah, that's what I meant. Yeah. OT is 100 years prior to TNG. So there's not much character crossover. Well, you know. Still. Come, yum. Diego says, Jay, stop hurting my feelings. I'm sorry. Anyway. Wait, wait, wait. Merry Christmas, you masses. Hope you enjoy the superior holiday. Sorry, Mola and high rags. That's why they said sorry, Mola. I think I read that one out. But I mean, superior holiday? I don't know.  There are a lot of people saying an OT show now. You know what? I'm going to make a straw poll and put it in the chat. Do it. No. Okay, fine. Merry Christmas, everyone, and have a happy new year. And to 2021, a better year for all in humanity. Hope.  Let's hope 2021 isn't anything like 2020 in both. 2020 was pretty all right, to be honest.  Look at you. You're like your capitalism.  Beat capitalism by punching metal. No, stop. Punch me with money, though. When is the part where you get to play as Abby playing golf with Joel? Merry Christmas, long man. They don't have that in this, because this game isn't trying to make you cry, which is pretty neat.  Dabbing on my chat. Dab. Dab, dab, dab, dab. Try to run. They're dabbing. There's too much dabbing. Right. Here comes the poll. Yeah, it's coming. Fethyl, horny. What? Horny. It wasn't me. So this says, sit on my knee comma grogu. I assume they're referring to Mando saying that to grogu. That's a wholesome little. I was treating it back to make sure it didn't say book look in it. Mom lost something bad. Question about Bly. Was there a good reason for them thinking the mud prints were from the kids? Their feet would be much smaller and wouldn't have been happening since before they were born. They went in that house before they were born, the kids, as far as I remember. It would have been Henry was in the house prior to that. He may have known about some footprint shenanigans. And I actually think it's not a huge issue. We have to have the characters believe that children could make those footprints. And I guess they have no reason to believe otherwise because the children own up to it to a degree and they're doing that to try and hide the ghostisms. But at the same time, I think you can kill two birds of one stone with this small fix. If you do, they're not feet prints. They're just bloomp prints. They're like they're just bits of mud that you can tell they're in like footprint frequency. So that solves making it think that it could be kids doing it. And it also makes it a little bit more believable that it's just like the idea that it comes down in a really like relatively perfect footprint every time is kind of strange. That's all. But it is a ghost. If you want to vote on the Star Trek series to watch first in the chat, everyone, click the poll and tell us the truth. When this definitely 100% Molly already promised that this will happen, right? Also, James says if we need another player, you would you would be free to join in if we even played along anymore. I'm just sort of showcasing maps while I'm looking to get to the end of the Superchats and then just end the stream really. Yeah, I figured I just wanted to go 40 minutes over my intended time. So that's terrible. Stop count. Oh my god. Happy Squatmas, my N words. Thanks for some of my favorite things to listen to this year. Thanks to Mola Rags and the guest. Here's hoping 2021 brings many more videos also high rags. Well, yeah, absolutely. Let's hope it brings some good shit and thank you for that. I finished watching Buffy Season 6, Good Tisms.  You're gonna love Season 6 of Buffy when you finally see it, Jay. Why not include the options for JJ Abrams films? Dude, if we actually went through all of the Star Trek TV, I would actually be on board with starting to cover the new era at Star Trek. Yeah, I mean...  Assuming this assumes I like Star Trek. I don't know what'll happen. Maybe I won't like it. I assume you'll like Star Trek. It does sort of do the whole... It's sort of like Star Wars would be if it had... It's nothing like Star Wars really, but it's like, you know... Imagine Star Wars was about mulling over ideas rather than combat. Blasters? Yeah. Doesn't have Luke Skywalker, though. It's, you know, more like... Not interested. Wait, question, question. Would... So people consider Star Trek to be quite ruined right now in different ways.  And he argues why an alien should stop killing people and he does it successfully. Would they lend like it? Well, uh...  Buy Wonderful 101 now. You know what that is right now. I'm envious. I heard about it. I heard that it's quite good, I think. That's all I have. I'm sorry.  Robots with all lightsaber. Watch the Watt first has got 52% of the vote. Watch the Watt first? Watch the original's first. It's got 52% of the vote. Are you upset about that, Jay? Yes, and I want to apologize to Diego. Fair, that's fair. Last for three looks great. Cool to see Abby's golf skills. Yeah. Also, Mel, you see that Balrog? I can't look up because then I'm under the map and I can't see it. Just reset. No, I can do the preview.  Look at it. Golfrog. Looks like he's... Like the angle I have looks like he's pointing at his swipes like, look, I'm a cool fire web. Yay. Just appreciate, mate. That's a weird thing that happened in the poll, by the way, because it was going up very consistently. Because I posted it in the chat.  I posted the poll in the chat and it was going up very consistently with like 52% to 53% to skip to TNG. And then watch the original's first losing just by a tiny man, right? Then I posted in chat again after it rises doing that consistently for a while. And I say in the stream, the poll is in chat if you want to vote. And then it immediately switches to like 52% towards the originals. And it keeps... And then it goes up consistently. They're basically the same distribution, but the other way. So there must be like... That must be like, there must be a slant, a slight slant in the kind of people who pay attention to chat and click the poll there towards TNG. And a slight slant towards original series for people who only listened to the podcast and will only click the poll if I pointed out. You say all of this in aid of you trying to prove that we shouldn't watch the original series. Oh no, I'm genuinely just interested in that. That's a weird discrepancy. You upset Diego and look what happened. People listen to the audio as the way they vote in the poll. They care more about the originals. And people who are paying attention to chat want TNG. I wonder if that's because they're like... It's in the freezer, some fish. I can give you some some chimp nugs. I can have some chimp nugs. Bandor?  Go away, Bander.  Wait, is this deep down again? He faps down again. I don't think it was ever up. No, it's back up now. Is it though? I mean, Mumbo should be back. Maybe just playing some buffer thingies? No, wait. That's definitely playing. Or is it? Oh no, you're right. I can hear myself talking. More circle is green on EFAP. That is so weird. So he's still frozen. His PC is still recording and broadcasting. This is mental. Oh, hello. Oh, he's back. Oh my God, this is exciting. OBS is like, you have dropped some frames. You think? I will not load another map, I guess. Because that was... Well, the game is frozen still. I don't even know how... I'm going to say it. I don't think Golf It's very good. It literally breaks the stream. I don't think it's the... I think it's my PC.  Does it? For you and me? Yeah. Golf It, you know this. You know how much when you play Golf It offline, you will often be like... One of the last sessions we had... You got used to the fact that every time I tried to load into a game, the game would crash. Well, do you remember... Oh, that's true, yeah. ...the active edges for it to work? Do you remember when it crashed and it corrupted my Discord install? I don't remember that. How to reinstall Discord after removing it. Is that Golf It? We did that. Yeah. I remember that event. I didn't know that was Golf It. Moly, stop playing Golf It. Just play Golf, friends. I'm sorry. It's not worth it. Just playing not... Golf It's gone now, I think. Well, if you watch Futurama, it's actually funny. I've seen a bunch of Futurama, but never watched it all the way through.  Well, even Steam is like dead. Golf It, what did you do? Pick a new game, Moly. Good question. Hey, I'll play Portal 2. I've been playing a little bit of that recently. I just started up Dark Souls 3 because I still have the randomizer activated. Wait a minute. Wait, OBS is not moving. Well, the stream is up, play. Let's see, need some sleeptism. See you, Moly. All right, Spockmore, thanks for popping in. Have a good sleep. Golf was the true Diego this whole time. I like the Diego's now the E5 villain for chat. For the first time, I saw the naked EFAP UI without the logo over the back of the screen. It's like seeing someone with a toenail being pulled. I've shown that a whole bunch of times. It's disgusting.  You have to see EFAP naked every once in a while. Like naked EFAP, pulled toenail. That's what that is. Sure. Not for safety, right? I'm going to boot pull, too. And I'm just going to try and get through the super chats so that I can try and end this stream, whatever that means right now. Dark Souls 3 randomizer. And there you go. You would never end a stream with finished things. Without what? What? With finished super chats. Oh, yeah. But I'm trying to avoid them building up further. I'm just trying to feel ready. Thanks, Mo. Chat, what's your right name? My randomizer character. That's for both chats, by the way. This is, um, where's pull two? Where are you? Poshbum, thanks for the 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 500 bits. I can count still. I appreciate it. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you. Okay, let's see.   Wow, that's raci