Word for it is necrophiliac. So like what you have there's heaps of people out there's a whole community You can probably get in touch with someone else Exactly you can go on some chat rooms matter. We love. Yeah. Welcome to episode number 26 of the mighty Michael fully actual podcast Oh, man, we come to you with some broken hearts. We're trying not to swear in the first 10 minutes I don't honestly. I don't think that'll make that much of a difference because of all the content We already have out in the world guys. It's starting to happen. So starting like three days ago I got a notification saying that one of the podcast has been age restricted and age restricted means you basically Even if you search the exact title Usually you can't even see it. Is this another one? No Usually you can't even see it Well, doesn't the video won't even come up and like it literally just stops it may as well just be deleted All right, it's basically that's what it means and it's not good And then after that shortly after that more came in more came in and since I think we've had 10 videos age restricted in the last three days So it's it's happening. We've spoken about it. We knew it was going to happen.  He can see it coming But he doesn't know how to explain it Matt's just saying like I don't what like pointing and we're just like matt come on and then back the train is now 10 meters away and This is what happens. Okay first age restrictions Then videos start getting deleted and we get strikes and then the channel gets deleted It could happen like if fucking like that So if you wake up one day and our youtube channel isn't there That's what's happened our videos have started getting deleted and we've started getting strikes.    Yeah. Yeah So that was too disgusting Um, and it got removed. So I have a feeling that we're in I thought we'd be much bigger When this started happening to be honest and we have some more options The other thing Is um, we've started matt browns only fans Well, not matt browns.   We've got to do send some documents in because we're all in the profile.  So we're just gonna put a photo of our logo. I think we'll try that Yeah, we could do the podcast logo the first stage has happened. We've actually created it now We've just got to like confirm it. Yeah, we're going to get it verified and then we're going to start posting to it And I think we're probably going to start posting our podcasts to it If we ever do need to post all of our podcasts to the only fans Don't worry.  Well the guys need to actually sign up to only fans to actually be able to follow it Yeah, but I think it's really is it easy to sign up to only fans You can sign in with twitter, but like to make it count isn't hard at all Yeah, so to sign to sign up to only fans is easier if you're like just consuming the content But if you're a content creator and only fans, it's fucking tricky really tricky now They're making a very difficult application But the client I sent in a photo of myself and my ID card And they said that's not the same.  Sorry Are you making only fans julien? julien's just Slipped up and said that he's made an only fans, but he couldn't get verified even though he sent in the right documentation, I hope that doesn't happen asked You're beautiful julien.   It's not good.  It's a that's rough That's rough So yeah, just for safety if you can be bothered creating only fans or just sign up to only fans and follow it It's free. Yeah. Yeah, we'll make it free and we'll slowly start pushing people there and well Hopefully, I don't know, but we'll see what we can do about all these videos getting age restricted and that's Imagine this is the last week. Shh. Don't even put that out there, man. Don't even put you take that back quick reach out I nearly got away from you, man.   Okay, if you can't think of a comment just comment the best Or just the word comment or even just a strange sentence. Yeah, just a strange sentence.  Yeah, so we read all the comments.  It's so it's so different to like a normal video because it's like Yeah, I get you you guys just get us.  I can't do you know what I mean? Can't you are us? But anyway, the sponsors of this podcast.  And of course his podcast has also brought you by the university of marco our subscription website Where we post weekly like vlogs 30 minutes long.       Can I swear now? You swore 28 times Whoa You've been keeping tally swearing swearing gets videos demonetized, but it certainly doesn't get them age restricted or For now, I bet you it does or it will Yeah, well, it hasn't like it, you know, yeah, no they've eased up on it YouTube realizes that they've they've literally eased up on this way.     She Tell us about the uh scammer you had this week or last week. Oh, yeah, I've been um Because this is a scam and damned us on instagram. It was in saturday night. I was at home.   Why? So he'll send him money Oh, I see I see and the conna McGregor the instant. I don't know if anyone's been seeing it Like we get ta every time conna McGregor posts now we get tagged like a hundred times It's instantly as soon as he's tagged. So like I feel obligated now to comment on all this post If you've started it you may as well continue but now people are like, uh, you guys it's getting pathetic You guys just hunting for attention. It's fucked.  He wouldn't get angry. So calm down.  It's no flake world But Like keep it up if people are tagging you they want it. So there's gonna be haters without losing a lot of followers That's okay. The first time I did it. Yeah, we lost like trust it Do it for a while. I did it. I just went nuts and started commenting on so many like trending posts And yeah, we lost like a couple of thousands in like a space of two hours. Why would you let it grow?  I wonder how much money con is made from this You guys are just trying to make con of money They have no idea how social media works.  I don't know.  Yeah, the the audio versions have had no problems at all. So you can always listen to it in audio, but That's a lot more. It's just not the same. It's more intimate.  You see our faces, right? Other than that nothing else has really happened a I can't remember much anymore. What are we doing the weekend? Uh, we played a bit of golf We did dude.  Michael's been practicing a lot in his spare time.   Is that a six inches ammo? Is that correct? I don't know. That looks smaller Yeah, I think of a subway half a subway. Oh, okay. Yeah about that That's all I do my measuring anyway. Sorry half a sub Yeah, dude very fine and matt you're improving Yeah, I did. I've got a couple of threes. You got a par.   It's gone It's too much It's too much for the people out there and they can't handle it.  I can't see too much. It's no Diary entry number 133 from Michael Corrie Brookhouse today. I woke up in a wet patch I was at my girlfriend's house and needed to act fast.  Maybe I will write a book. I wish I could read And that is something that Michael did figure out in his journey to his 30s If anyone ever wants to animate something can you please animate that? Yeah, well, yeah, it works because the gravity um, if you like piss and it's wet You got to act quickly because the piss will eventually soak in through the mattress entirely But if you flip it it'll soak back to the surface and dry and then leaving the other side completely I've seen it work. It's well. It's pretty impressive That just hasn't worked with girlfriends, but it does work and so Michael He wouldn't even like it to begin with he maybe would drag his mattress out and let it bake in the sun for a few hours They kill all the smells and stuff, but it got to a stage where Michael was very happy just flipping the mattress Going back to sleep It got too heavy it got too heavy down the stairs too full of piss So one bed shout out to you guys somehow it just goes to the piss like disappears into another dimension I remember on our boys trips We would um, we would get there and everyone would be running in and picking their room and getting all excited And like our friend James would be making Michael's nest in the in the bathtub Every boy's job is you We just always build Michael a little nest Bath tubs if you're fucked up They're comfortable. You're gonna sleep in it. Fine. I always worry that we're gonna come in the next morning And he'll be face down drown Dire enter number 102 from marty Today, I got to play with my rocks Once a month mum lets me play with them on the weekend The rocks even look like real people if you close your eyes and imagine real people It makes me smile inside. It was a very good day today It's different at the end Oh Dire enter number 69 from julian james tennyson woods from ashgrove 40 60 till I die Today I'll practice karate in my room I can bracket broomstick with more kicks now and broomsticks have the same strength as armbands It's good to train yourself in combat especially with the way I'll live my life Because like you just never know when some counts gonna rock up more territory I'm probably like a red belt in karate now all self-taught from youtube videos I'll reckon at this right. I should get my black belt tomorrow or the next day.  I quickly retracted my finger and wiped the biting sperms off It was time to try my next experiment I picked up a single strand of hair that I had collected from a girl's hairbrush I dropped it into the petri dish and the reaction was horrific My sperms enveloped the hair within the blink of an eye and then they devoured it After the small meal my sperms were moving quicker appeared to be thicker and were now all pulsing in perfect unison It was beautiful to watch but also quite scary I had a human tooth which I wanted to try next I'd gotten the tooth from a girl that I had punched in the face as high as I could a few months ago As soon as I dropped the tooth in again my sperms swarmed and devoured it in seconds They had another growth surge and began overflowing the petri dish Their little voices had gone from high pitched squeaks to more of a deep chant They started scattering across my table and I was losing control I grabbed the overflowing petri dish and flung it out of my bedroom window I quickly wiped the sperms up with a towel but as I was doing so I heard screaming coming from outside I rushed over and saw that out on the footpath a girl was frantically grabbing at her hair and face My petri dish was laying right next to her with my brown mince sperm splattered all over her upper body The petri dish must have hit her in the face I quickly lowered myself so that no one could see me through the window The girl was screaming in pain as my strengthened brown sperms were eating her flesh and entering her body via her mouth Ears and eyes. They were very quickly overpowering her I glanced down and saw my little brown had become stiff and electric with excitement I clasped my hand around my little brown and started extracting I kept watching the girl who was now lying on the ground fighting to breathe The sperms had eaten through her skin and her skeleton was exposed underneath Each individual sperm was now the size of a mouse and they had found the girl's ovaries and had removed them I felt a lust streak concentrate in my ball bag and more brown mince surged from my core It gushed and gushed straight into my hand and it burned as hot as melted cheese The girl outside was now 100 percent skeleton and I and I saw my now possum sized sperms scatter away I think my experiment was a bit of a hot disaster.  Yeah, all right.   I want you here for the next half an hour.   All right. Just keep commenting your questions.  What's the title julien girl? I found outside my house Um, it's from james burn Uh, when do we get to meet michael's mum? marty has teased us for so long I don't know. I don't know if our parents will ever want to come on this.   Really?  Um, next question is perfect. Um, it's from James Kirk Patrick. Um We always apologizes for asking another question. I think it's the sorry. Yeah, it's the sorry thing that was the new face Sorry, sorry Sorry, dude Has any of michael's street where he lives? Um, complained about the noise or screams No, it's pretty long way away Yeah, they're all lovely Yeah, and everyone's been quite nice Uh, he also asked if I'd ever do pranks and I'd leave that with a question mark Yeah, you're a little pray call man. We'll call your mum I don't know. I wasn't sure if he was referring to pranks or pranks out in the wild Nigel Thornberry Malaysia Our next question is from lake mcbogan um If you guys could choose to be uh, one of the jackass guys like if like your favorite guy Who would it be? Like if you could be one of them No, if you could be bam or if you could be steve. So like who is our favorite?   Oh, that's that's the best scene in the first film That's like that what stole the show like It's so well, I think it got offered to steve. Oh and he declined it I like would you do that? Would you stick?  Well, I've had a finger in there. So I might as well take the next step. Yeah, I guess maybe I would if it was for a movie That's nothing.  Oh, so you're saying it's not very hard. No, I'm saying it's good But it's really doable. It's really doable Michael saying it's easy. Next question is from Question for the podcast in a video on the main channel called pass out make compilation Is the last scene at four minutes where michael is rising from the ashes as a phoenix? Is it real? Yeah, I think I was him waking up after I know what he's talking about.     I go to sleep. I'm out Like I turn off every 30 seconds Dang wake up. It's great. It's great work Next question is from dank productions. Uh question is for mr. Brown What was your most recent depraved adventure or is that to be spooned in a diary entry? It will definitely remain in diary entries and there's no way We've seen some questions about questants some interesting question question What are requests for questants and look we um, we decided that I'll reach out to him Okay, Matt's given me his phone number and I'm just going to try and gauge how he's going to be if we get him on but obviously Matt you won't be able to be here So we might get question on as a guess because like just out of curiosity to see just how accurate those diaries It's been a long time since we're in the same room.  No, he is I'll show you the messages.   I was going to ruin his name Fernando will call him Fernandez Fernandez. I got it I got it Ryan Fernandez. I got it Um question is from my king Matos Um, I have a dash hand.  We always hear about negative fan reactions Did you ever have a positive fan reaction to what just in general in general? Yeah, he's the positive outweigh the negative like holy shit, but heaps I don't know. We don't talk about negative fan reactions.  Do you think bounding backwards should be in an olympic sport 110 percent? I've seen it now firsthand and it's like It's it's hard to look away, but it's also really really disgusting It's sort of cute. It gives me a vibe of like the Care Bears show.  Is it just marty and michael fully actual? Yeah pod podcasts.  It's only on like 1.2k. So it's like fail I thought maybe we could get there like you guys and me and we could do this to him together, but It's like there's a lot of people saying that a lot of me sick Yeah, a lot of people. Yeah, I get it. I get it. But you know, we asked Golly pro or golly con and you saw the comments mostly more pro right way Actually, I don't know. I was doing the numbers I'm sorry. It's fairly even. Oh really?  I'll give you guys a hundred dollars I'll like the video right now and then DM us proof of Marty and Michael main account And I'll give a hundred dollars of my personal money to someone Okay, a hundred dollars just like that like and if if another Thousand people do it like you got a one in a thousand chance of winning a hundred dollars. That's like 10 percent Oh Next question is from blue blue swift. Oh, um That's car. I thought you were gonna fight then blue blue swift is car. I did a fight outside before Julian I was like, oh should I hold and Julian's no no just do it now.    You haven't given me anything.  Did they do it? Yeah. Yeah beans at bake. Dude beans, bro. All right bake beans come All right blue swift has asked You boys oh, sorry sometimes after I'm I love you really Um, could you boys get a mold made up of your little browns and put them on the podcast desk a mold? Yeah, so you know people can get molds of their browns.  Uh, they symptoms of schizophrenia or influenced by experiences. Oh, it's usually just that's funny A general idea and then it just is like half improvise and we just we've come up with ideas Live on this podcast. Well during episodes. Yeah, but with the skits that sometimes it depends. It's very sometimes They're completely scripted and written out and sometimes they just just like oh, I've got an idea Yeah Like the cats. Yeah, the cat ones on tiktok Just act like cats. That's what you guys want to see.  Um Have you guys ever thought of doing a backwards olympic video? The olympics backwards. Oh, sorry Following on from map rounds bounding backwards. Have you ever thought of doing a backwards olympic video? Yeah, everything back but backwards so javelin backwards.   You got shot.  You're bound hurdles.   We're doing that Keep it with the theme of olympics mtb brody asked um for 2032 and brismans olympics because we're having the olympics Here, did you know michael? 2032 so games. Would you like to oh, sorry? What sports would you do? Could you convince them to add toca as a sport?  You'll be the host in the olympics Well, yeah, i'm pretty sure we will be yeah the olympics olympics Like we're a platform that people can set up events. You can do long jump and high jump You got uh 800 meters sprint and the back pedaling on me So we are like the perfect grounds Yeah, opening ceremony closing ceremony everything middle part next question Is from matthew nulls He has a question from matt brown. What diary entry were you most embarrassed about? I was mostly embarrassed about the high school formal one where I kiss my mum and held onto the back of the head that one Like the mum kissing you shouldn't have told me that because i'm pretty sure your mum features in the next diary with question Oh, yeah, yeah, imagine if your mum listened to that that would be so embarrassing question for her to have to relive that Next question is from abu dabi and they want to know where It's actually at abu dabi Um, okay. Oh, this was a dark one, but I did promise I would ask it julie Question for the podcast And they're answering if you can help Have you dealt with any people? Oh, sorry. Did you guys ever lose any mates when you were younger? And how did you deal with that situation? Like when that we never really none that died. Yeah We've had friends die. Yeah, we're not we're more younger, but yeah. Yeah, I mean the last couple of years. Yeah, we've had I've had a We're pretty close mate died from some of the drugs Yeah, and um, I don't know how you deal with it.  He's got to keep as you said before keep trucking Yeah, and the with depression doesn't matter why you're depressed.  Yeah, just to try it So make some weed and go for a run maybe Sorry, sorry about that. Sorry. Sorry. Uh, next question Next question from Jacob Dickinson.  Yeah Yeah, that would be pretty annoying.  It's yeah Yeah, so our answers are Warsaw the capital of poland and, um, my dad Same thing Father's name is Warsaw Warsaw This is a bit random the next one Uh this one from So You mind me if the man the banker from Mary Poppins from Warsaw Um, oh, he's he looks like cute old man So, so sorry next question is from mo alley.  Do you keep it going or kick him out? Uh, usually I don't mind. Boz knows what's going on.  Sometimes he's up on the bed Yeah, he's used to it Yeah, so I know I don't kick him out, but I have there have been people who are like, uh, I can tell you dog to get out All right, this one's from joe morton.  Yeah, I was fucking ready for it too Question of the podcast is decoded darren's daughter No, but none of them are related not not that i'm aware of I haven't sat them all down in a room together We're gonna do a sketch with them all We're we're gonna I was I was gonna do I was gonna do a prank haul where um, I swapped from one character to the next Someone asked suggested that too.  Are we Everyone Something's happening Bullshit And that's question time and the next segment has been renamed And it's a segment where we open the shit that you guys send us to hear The po box two five six All right, the first po box that we have is a little brown box.  That's what they're talking about. They always go Yeah, we all end up in there at some point. Matt's joined too. All right, so Keith has said Dear marty and michael, I hope you to enjoy the smoking apparatus is enclosed I also hope julien will enjoy the cancer sticks as well That being said if julien would like any more of his precious cigarettes He must convince marty and michael to take his last name Richards is it richards? Yeah, oh my god. I see them So julien's been sent some cigarettes. My favorite camel turkish gold classics. Do they not sell them in australia? No, no, no, they don't even sell them in america. They're only they were made in bethlehem. Oh, I think these are pipes, dude It feels like a pipe.  It's beautiful. If any fans want to send me cigarettes, please Fucking legend. Keith.  We'll have to see what we can do about that See you smoke now, not just vaping all the time Are you we're so good at just vaping for a while and it's like he's proud of it too.  Oh, all right. This is from Oh, this is jono jaws, dude Jono jaws has sent us something here, bro Is that a frog? This is okay because it's like a big gremlin See this is like They were this big They were like two centimeters big last time This one's okay. Look, it's got pretty color the greens. Yeah, you like the green color looks like the weed plant Dude, I don't know about this. There's a note on here that says don't worry. They died Oh, yeah, dude, what's that? I don't know what's in here. I don't I open this one I'll take care of this, but that's a nice gram. Yeah I know where they were going with it.  Thank you. Jono That's I was gonna fall don't it's gonna fall. It's gonna knock the other things And it'll be a disaster.  Here we go. All right. Fuck. I'll sort it out. Don't worry. They died Oh, man. I thought I felt the box vibrate before as well Anyway, just open it This box vibrated when I shook it before What's going on to whispering to julian knows something about this Julian, I don't want to fuck. Do you know something about this?   Is it alive? I don't know It's it says they're dead on there. You want me to open it? Yes, please Yes, Matt's gonna open it. I'm pretty sure it's a bomb I'm pretty sure it's a bomb a bomb. It's a shrapnel bomb. Oh, that's scared.  Can you please get outside?  Look, I guess we have to put these in I guess we have to put these in our mouths. They're false. Are they false teeth?    They're dead. He's talking to the owners of them Very good, John. I'm very good. Thank you very much. John. It's great to see you, mate. All right. That's lots of fun Another one. Yeah, come on one more, right?  Oh my god.   It's never good There's some sort of padding on top of the gift. So slowly removing the padding.   Oh, what is that?  It's like a circle.  Oh my god Dude, I don't want to be here. I'm done with this now. Yeah, I'm scared. This looks like, um They're bugs of some kind, uh This one is Oh, this one looks like a like a witchity grab maybe I don't know It says mouse tummy with nails. That looks like he's Steve Urban, right? Yeah, so this one is a witchity grab and then can you see that money?  Oh, if you get a whiff of it, it's quite difficult I've got enough teeth in me. What's that? I'm not opening that that just looks like some Give it to Matt. Give it to Matt. Let Matt have a look. Matt, can you work on this? I don't want to open that do it in the toilet Oh, hey, they've got a little it's gonna like cause a new disease. It's anthrax. Yeah.  Oh god. I don't know. Let's just put that one over here Is it from Australia? Yeah, I think so I imagine it's like a scorpion. I think we'll throw this out on the street and break it and see what's in it Yeah, so we'll tell you this next week Okay, thank you for that gift whoever Oh, I can smell that shit. Yeah, please take it away.   Yeah, yeah. Oh, no. This is yeah.  Yeah, I get why he's doing he doesn't want it to break on the way over, you know Yeah, but you can still keep it clear. He could have kept that non Salted tape that up. Sorry. I can't wait to break it. It's very intriguing. Oh, it's wonderful This was a very weird smell here at the moment. Wonderful weirder than usual Usually Oh, julian. Oh my julian, please.  He always ignores us every day We're trying to throw the vortex with him today. Nothing took so long to get him to throw the vortex with us All right, what are these secrets my brown? My sweet sweet brown Perfectly shaped beard All my brown tone. All right First one is from Unknown This is a bit more of a crime story a bit more of a secret Back in the day, I used to look for abandoned houses And get what I and I would take what I could from there to make coin or make money if you're unsure what coin means I found one one day I found one one scoped it out and I went inside and took a look In in the place. I found a tarana and lots of expensive furniture. Tarana is a car if anyone is unsure Um later. I found out that the couple actually took their own lives. That's why they went home that day Secret for the podcast. What was that?   Well, he's stolen from some dead people That's pretty he thought the house was abandoned and he stole from it But that wasn't actually abandoned the people actually think about it until we got away. So he stole their cars So we saw that car. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. Okay. Yeah, he didn't explain it very well. My apologies We were sort of attacking him like the original gremlins. Yeah, but he's really the new yeah, that was very gremlin anger I felt it started very gremlin, but then it was new gremlin toys. Yeah, I read all these in full I just saw some sort of breast milk I haven't read these in full some of them are big. So I just see secret and I just save them So anyway, let's try it. This is from archery Brookhouse secret for the podcast Me and my mate used to work at a dairy Farm farm, I guess for two hours after school twice a week For the last half hour, we would serve ice creams and behind him was the cigarettes cabinet Every day we would sit at the table outside as they gave us a drink after and he would have stolen a pack of cigarettes almost every time This went on for about five months and he never got caught I worked there for another year after and would eat chicken in the fridge when it came in and eat lollies out the back I also never got caught.  I was I was seriously A kid rose up for sure.  I can summarize this basically they worked at some kind of corner store or place And we've all done it.  Okay.   It's different Sniffy's grandmother's part. Oh, man. I feel like that's quite real the way it's real I feel like that was very he was very specific about not mentioning his instagram grandma's panties would probably smell like your golly bottle Oh, I'd be like granny panties. There's still a smell in here. Yeah, it's ruined the house a bit Thank you Oh This one's interesting All right a secret for the podcast in 2003 When I was 14 me and my friends all took turns pissing in a Pringles can we all know what that is Uh, we then leaned it out the front door of a random.  Well, it was a bomb No, it was a Pringles can pull it in front when they opened the door the door knocks Pringles canes over on piss Come there and that's not bad. It turns out the house we did it to was the attorney general of utah Which is like I think is that similar to a lawyer? No, I think it's like a politician. It's like a high It's a high powerful person Their eight-year-old daughter was the one who opened up the door.  All right, you remember that matt we've chased some people that we didn't like This one's good and we're going to end on this one. You're dragging up for ages All right, ready? I'm so blah just is All right, this is from All right, me and my mates have a teacher at school.   We found a dead cat on the road And we decided to place the corpse in the in the little cunt's room and piss a little bit See that is something that I don't But like I'm glad you did that so I got to hear that we don't but we don't we don't back it, but we don't disagree Yeah, like I'm glad you did it. That's tense because That is next level What you can't really say It's pretty savage, but like savages need to be cool.  So I'm happy with crimes Crime secret segment. That's so true. It's a crime secret segment. All right, so if you like that Let us know in the comments.  All right, Julian. You've got five minutes to tell us a story I'm literally hurry up. Get over here. Your time starts now. So there was this one time my Sorry, okay. Look into the camera. No me the camera.        So I just started coughing And then pretended to pass out limp on this girl.  Are you okay?  I can leave Could you drive me? And I was like, no, I'm too fucked.   I just looked at her and then just kept driving Did you ever talk to her again blocked her on facebook and everything?  She just ignores it that you Disgusting behavior Julian. That's a pretty tame story.  No, but we don't want to get it age restricted.  Another yeah, he very we won't go into that one. Yeah, because that one will get age restricted but Julian Good story What what's your instagram?  I'm posting skits with the boys Yeah, very good skit.  All right This is how you scam your friends.  He knows my voice.  I've prank called him too many times He knows Michael's voice. So we're going to get julian to do the prank call today.  I'm applying to okay So he's expecting call from real estate agent.  Is this Greg Smith? Yes, it is. Yeah, good day, mate. It's Shane Sweeney from Raiwai, Virginia. How you going, mate? Thanks, mate Um, listen, I've got a Marty Sokolinsky who's put you down as a personal reference Are you available for a few questions quickly, mate? Yeah, definitely Oh awesome. Um, Marty's written down here that he's worked with you as a boss Yeah, so in in my in our in our business You mean? Yep Yep, that's the one. Yeah, that's it. Yes, he did. Uh, so what was he like to work with him? What did he really do? Oh, so he was one of our um head coaches like It's going back a few years, but yeah, he was one of our head coaches and uh, he like he did lots of our um Coaching at college The school of excellence of tennis was that with our kids Sorry with kids with kids. Yes. Yes It also says here that you and Marty lived together for a year in 2018 Yeah, so out at um Well, he was living out with us on our property for a little bit as well Yeah, yep. So in the same residence or Yeah, it is. Well, we had like an extra granny flat as well. Yeah, so he hasn't really put that down in two seconds Um, all right sweet It also says that he speaks five different languages Uh, he hasn't really put down what they are Um, do you know what they would be the five different languages?   That's so good. It was it was it was a pretty That was that was julian by the way, don't conducting that I I actually have put you down as a reference officer and real estate agent does call It's a lady. It's a really really highly strong woman. Did I make the final cut? Uh, yeah, yeah, we use it. Yeah, we use it. Um, have you guys not pranked me enough? Back to back to normal podcast Hey, hi everyone here. We're here. What's the time?  All right Spread the word Let him know that we're the best We're the best Let him know We're the best We're the best and we're the best We're the best, we're the best We're the breasts We're the breasts


Hello and welcome to day 53 of the Mindfulness Challenge. Today's all about manifestation. Hello and welcome to day 53 of the Mindfulness Challenge. I hope you're doing well today. My government on Friday have said that we're in for another three weeks so that allows me more time to put together even more mindfulness meditations and challenges. I hope you're doing well. I've had a bit of a setback. Actually I was in hospital this morning. Some of you may know I got a dodgy right knee and I'm waiting for an operation. Unfortunately it gave way on Saturday and I was in a lot of pain. So decided to go to the hospital today and basically I understand they can't do anything because it's not an essential or urgent operation so I have to wait for the coronavirus. So acceptance is the key to all of that but that's not to say that I'm not sat here on painkillers with a very sore knee but I'm here because I committed to 100 days of mindfulness challenge. Today's about manifestation. Today's about how we can manifest and allow ourselves to amplify our attraction of power, our attracting of this manifestation and how we can align ourselves with the energy of the universe to allow us to manifest the changes in our lives that we would like. This is quite a long meditation. It's about 15 minutes long and it's about us just sitting quiet in a space but making yourself completely comfortable as we always do but allowing us really to try and learn and understand the ability to manifest things within every one of us. And it takes time to learn some of these very simple manifestation techniques. I have a course at the moment which is psychic, mediumship, mindfulness and manifestation. And there's no doubt to me that the ability to work with the mind and in particular work with karma and positive thoughts and all of the areas of mindfulness, I believe that there is an opportunity to completely rewire our mind that we talked about through manifestation which will allow us to make some subtle changes to live the life that we want to but also the ability for us through meditation to really become in sync with the universal power of manifestation, the universal power of karma as well as being able to give loving kindness to everybody and that brings loving kindness back to ourselves. So there's a great opportunity to use mindfulness and manifestation through meditation. There's a lot of M's in there but for us to be able to do that successfully. So we're going to get straight into it because it's quite a long meditation and just sit back and enjoy it. No expectation and just allow everything to wash over you. So, as always, at this moment I'm going to bring in a picture, okay?  So by honouring our breath, we're ready to set intentions that creates a very powerful experience. With your eyes closed, you begin by setting the intention to manifest these changes you desire. And say to yourself right now, right at the beginning, I can manifest the changes that I desire. I can manifest the changes that I desire. And let's honour our breath now by taking five very significant and dedicated breaths. Bring in one, fully inhale, expanding your belly and chest as much as you can. Hold it for a moment, pause it for three seconds and then just exhale.  Two, inhale again, fill in the entire breathing system with fresh oxygen. Just hold it there a second and exhale, noticing again that wave of relaxation gently sweeping all over you. And three, inhale again so deeply that you're now brimming with this beautiful air, this beautiful oxygen. And take in a moment at the top there just to feel this soaking of life force we call oxygen in our bodies. And when you in exhale, you're noticing your body becoming relaxing in many areas without any effort. It's just a wonderful feeling. And four, again, fully inhaling this life force, feeling these breaths purifying your entire body. And when you exhale now, trying to do nothing at all, simply notice how you're feeling being in the moment. And five, last one, a full and beautiful breath coming in. Hold it, feeling the goodness of this simple task. And as you exhale again, allowing this beautiful wave of relaxation to sweep over you. Now just take a note of how you're feeling at this moment. Now you have an abundance of oxygen in your system. This is how we were truly created to feel. Breathing deeply and fully is an expression of self-compassion. It unites us with the universal love. Let your breath be natural now and notice already how abundance feels. This is your new tool and we wanted to use it in a way where you're ready to manifest the reality that you desire. And when you're feeling any kind of lack of a motivation or negative inner talk, you immediately pause and take five deep purposeful and powerful breaths. And these breaths allow us or allow you to relax.  So the next time you catch yourself at a standstill, you must just take these five healing breaths. Manifesting is easy when you know how to do it and what the recipe is. All you need is three things. Desire, dedication and trust. And desire is the first ingredient in manifestation. You must know what you want and desire it so greatly that you can clearly see any path you need to take it will get you there. Knowing exactly what you are manifesting is very important and the more details you can add to your desire, the better. You can write down your aspirations and goals and you can accept an exact time that will be accomplished. And when you set an exact date as to when your goals we met and write it down, the order is firmly given to your subconscious mind and now it's taking action. Take a moment to think about your dreams and aspirations and as many details as possible. Dedication is the second ingredient in manifestation. Only you can put in the effort to take steps towards your desires, network with others and motivate yourself to practice this meditation technique every day. You must dedicate time every single day to something that takes you closer to gaining what you seek. And only you can do this, no one else can be dedicated for you. Manifestation starts with you. Just notice how you feel when you start to think about the desire and dedication. And the last ingredient for manifestation is trust. This is the easiest part because you just simply let go. You let go and you trust. You completely let go of thinking too hard about the things you have to do to bring it together and have confidence that things always fall into place perfectly. You must know with certainty that your goal is attainable to have faith. Take a few moments now to really trust in your desires becoming reality. Trust in the power of the universe. And just notice how you're feeling right now and just say to yourself, I know I can achieve my aspirations. I deeply believe in myself. I see clearly how my goals and aspirations are attained. I have a great desire to manifest my aspirations. And I put in daily dedication that is required of me. I always believe in myself. I trust the loving energy of the universe. And we know visualising is also an extremely powerful way to manifest. So imagine right now that you've attained all that you desire. See yourself very vividly in your mind having already achieved your goals. Visualise with great detail. Visualise yourself with all of your intentions fulfilled. Notice what you look like and who you're talking to. The more details you can add the better. See the surroundings such as where are you, places to go, who's around you. And take several moments to vividly see yourself having manifest all that you wish. This is truly changing your life for the better.  When you deeply breathe in you automatically relax. And being relaxed is the first step in being in control of your life and your emotions. And take these three words and remember them throughout your day. Desire, dedication and trust. And just repeat them to yourself whenever you can. And as we just before we take another deep breath I want us just to breathe in. Just hold it for a second and breathe out.  Breathing in offer abundance for all people to live a happy spiritual balance life with clarity and purpose. Just breathe in again and offer that unconditional love to the world, to your friends, to your family, to people you don't get on with. Just breathing in and just sending love out to all of those people in your mind. Helping them, healing them. Giving them the energy they need today to get through what they need to do. And by doing this we truly know that the calm, the universal power that we talk about, that we work with will be there for you. To know that your desire, dedication and trust will allow you to manifest whatever you want with abundance, with love, with health and with care.  You see some people think manifestation or using that is a bit selfish you know and you can do what you want. Karma is a wonderful thing. I've never ever asked to manifest money. Money has always been a byproduct of everything I do. My first goal was to set out to help people, to work with people, to give people experiences, to make them happy and that was through sport. Now I'm here, you know myself, I'm here. My goal is to help you, help yourself, live a happy, healthy, balanced, spiritual life with clarity and purpose. That's my goal every single morning I wake up. That's why I have my to-do lists every day to try and get through the emails, to try and work on my eudemy, to try and give you content that will help you through your day for you to manifest and for you to be your best self. It's a journey nor a destination. We're all trying to get there. And we have setbacks. I was actually thinking sat in hospital today, I hope you don't admit me because I don't know how I'm going to do day 53 of the mindfulness challenge. But again, I trust and I trust that I would be able to do this video for you today and then I can do this video for you tomorrow and the next day and the next day forth. So be kind to yourself. Morning, Julian, I love you. Good morning, Julian, I love you. And I'm now going to be able to manifest my best self with desire, dedication, trust and importantly, love. Love for you and love for all those around you. Have a lovely day on day 53. God bless. Be love and give love. See you soon. Take care. Bye bye.


OK, the next speaker is Rock, most of you know him. He's one of the persons behind Nick's con. Rock's also the one who actually brought me to Nick's. I used to work with him together about a year ago, and he did some very weird stuff that I really didn't want to even look into. And just about a year later, I think, I'm completely infected. And yes, he wants to talk about make Nick's friendlier for beginners. OK, I'm on. So welcome. I have a loud breather. OK, better? Good. OK, so this is, I can't breathe less. So this talk is a bit, it's anything everything else but technical. It's something I've been basically doing the whole year. It's more. It's about trying to convince people how to use Nick's. Somehow successful, sometimes not. But it's more of what I see people struggling with. And this is like the report out after a year of telling people, Nick's, Nick's, Nick's, Nick's, right? So yeah, the tweet, the account, my Twitter. What I mean with friendlier? First, this is very kind of, if I would give you now the time to questions, would be really bike shedding. Like, is what's friendlier? It's very subjective. So I will make a definition of what I meant with friendlier is like, if we can fix something in one day that will produce the 80% of the good stuff, the usability improvements, that's what I'm aiming at. There are some really basic things we are just forgetting about it because we are too deep already, right? So how the beginner enters, you will see in the slides, it's quite different experience that we as the users. It's basically also the UX from the developer's perspective, how they see it. And what I mean also, usually, there are kind of two things which I like to emphasize in the UX, how to achieve better UX really cheaply without any over-engineering, which we tend to do, is first, the first one is you always go for what people expect. And it is really easy to do what people expect because you just see what they're using already. And then you, what overlaps, like a simple example is if you plan a park and you see those crossing on the edges, well, that's the usability thing, right? You didn't plan it correctly. And this is exactly what we need to do in our tools. And there are multiple ways. The second thing is, which I think is not only the UX part, but it's also a security one, is the default, right? What do you choose for your default values? It's also a usability thing. And this sometimes can be quite different. So I think we should focus on beginners, the newbies to the project, because that's actually how we will rule the world, right? And yes, actionable things. I want whatever we take from here to actually code on it. And two days is totally enough to implement every year of this. 90%. So basically, we'll go through the stages how I see people are going when they're entering NICs world. As far as they have this first contact, right? And then after that, they try to install it. Then they got to know all the tools. And they read the documentation. And then if every of these, they succeed, they start contributing, right? So this is like a normal flow. You want to convince your co-worker to start doing it. So the first contact, nixos.org. So these are more like complaints we can fix. But the first thing is very Nixos-centric. A lot of developers, I try to convince. I have to actually copy-paste them to URL. Just add slash nix. And you will know everything about Nixos. I think this should be a landing page where you get everything about Nix and Nixos and how they manage. This is very hard to do in one page. But it should be at least slowly getting there. We should have a landing page for both projects. So you know how to choose one. Because there is a lot of, well, there is an overlap of features, right? So we can do this. Everybody goes, come on, ask Docker people that five, six-minute video. Everybody loves it. That's how you sell to the developers. This is the thing. You don't need to place ads. You need five-minute video. So people go, it's funny. But yeah, I even click a lot of times, and probably you as well. Then usually when it comes, the next step is it's issue of trust. Who is using this? So why one of the, why Go is so successful? Well, Google starts with Go. So you're using it. So that's where. So people want to see that they're not alone, that there is a community, and that there are actually companies using it.  And I guess it's also nice for companies to have these kind of white papers. It doesn't have to be extra visible, but it should be there, because that's nice. And what I found really interesting is that we should be honest. Like, we're not the best tool out there yet. But being honest is like, it pays off in the long run. And if we are not good at it, we say we are not good at it. Continue carefully reading the documentation, for example. This section is not good. Just honesty really pays off. And then people appreciate it. So we can completely say, we are small as a community, but we have big ideas. People will understand this part. So the next thing, the front, the first contact, is really small. But if I would not be sitting next to a person convincing him to go now try and install it, they will never do the second step. So it's like people who are just coming over the internet, searching on the internet, searching for a solution, and seeing it, there is a potential there. Next thing is installing. So who has problems installing Nix and is Nix user? Probably you don't know, because you installed Nix in 2008. And it's just running since then, and it's happily. There are many. First thing is we are using curl. And it's not started, not started. It's a huge debate. I don't care. But the whole thing, even if, let's say, this is OK to do the installation, it's breaking. It's really fragile. And we as Nix, we are the ones who are saying, hey, just copy the closure. It's everything is there. And it should be that solid. I have a solution in the next slide. But Nix was installed, that's one of the things that a lot of times happen is it should be offline installation. Like half a year ago, it wasn't when I tried. And I think I guess the problem is not that we don't want it to be, but it's hard to test. And there should be a way to know that we can install it offline. That basic setup, I mean, right? So we need to Nix configure that basic setup should just run without touching the internet. And to go back on the first thing, right? So what I did at road code, what we did at road code was we went with building a standalone executable.  Is this writing? I don't know. It's very easy to do it. And it's nice, quick. And I did it in two hours. And since then, we don't have any problems. Like if a build, if a download stops, or the connection is slow, how do we zoom and everything? No, you download the whole thing, you run it, and you have an offline installation. Well, that was one of the requirements to have. But how did we do it? So in Python, there is this thing. If you create a folder and you put inside the underscore underscore main dot pi, and you zip that thing and you execute it, that Python file will get executed. Now in zip file, you can also put the whole closure of Nix. And that install that Python code will actually extract the table, unpack it, and just install it. And that's the whole point. As being deep in Nix, you don't see the benefit, because it's like, yeah, why would I care? But this is actually saving a lot of customers, a lot of overhead, a lot of bugs. Like system is down, this is not working. This is that 80%, which you can do in one hour or two. That's usability from beginners, which we are not seeing as a. Is this just a Python that's already installed? Yes, yes. So why Python? Also, you could use any other tool if we can compile and then just have a binary static linked. But Python is more or less on all the platforms to write a simple script which work across Python 2.3 and Python 3.5. It's possible.  It's not that hard. So it's a quick solution. We could deploy it tomorrow as a thing. Then if you want to improve it to have this standalone executable in another language, because it's for whatever reason better, let's do it. But this we can have tomorrow, right? Tooling. We already talked about Elko talked about that we should improve the command line tool. I did my research. I took the, in the slides, there are only two tools, but I also looked at not the APT gap, because that's really ancient. And I don't get a command line interface there. Makes a bit sense, but not that much in the new age of hipsters. So I took the example here. It's how they install packages, right? It's exactly how we do it. Makes no sense. And we want this, right? I actually picked basically only what we can do in the tomorrow that I only picked few commands, which are overlapping over all package managers, right? I didn't go through all of them, all support everything. I just want the basic. People want to install packages. And people want nicks install something, right? The other side of it is uninstall, right? So the same thing, like when somebody runs nicks uninstall, you should just run nicks and dash e, right? So it's in your head, in your language, you already see how easy this is to implement. Do you know how much you're helping the beginners? Like a lot, a ton, right? Because the first thing is people don't read documentation when they are trying out the common line tools. That's how it is. They even don't open ManPage. But the first thing they say, oh, I want to install a package, nicks install, and they wrote it. And I was like, enter. It was like, oh, stop. That's not how it works. It's like, this is that path of the UX which the users expect. And you should provide it, right? So what do I store for most? This was actually coming from. So to repeat the thing, this was, so the current situation, how we have it, it's taken from the RPM, how they did it in 2001, I guess. OK, so from the 90s, right? I'm just saying, it's not that the thing that this is broke. Like, we have broken tools and everything. No, we have good tools. Tools are working. It's just that 80% what people expect. And this is the really important, the UX for developers. Next set of commands is search, right? This is the echo. How do you call this package, right? And then they search for it. Like, everybody has search commands, right? It's OK, right?  For me, ZShell autocompletes, but for a beginner, you want this, right? The opposite of this. Install packages, right? It's listing the packages. This is also what do I have installed so I can uninstall it, right? That's a common thing. And yes, did I do it right or did I? The presentation was done around 4 in the morning, so probably I did mistakes. Oh, that should be dash, dash, install, right? But OK. And next step, supports for your experience. Yeah, this was from, I started using Nix in 2010. So it's still working. So there are still users doing this way, just for the camera. OK, the next thing. Oh, hi, guys. OK, see? Interesting things happen. Upgrade command. It's some people call it update. So there was what? Upgrade, update. I don't know, I started calling it upgrade because it was the most common one. Because a lot of projects have aliases, and the upgrade was you want to upgrade. So we do this. Of course, we also, in all the commands, I wrote two commands because that's another topic, which we already covered. We will start using attribute paths or names, right? Which is awesome. We should do it because it just makes less things to know, it's better, right? The less, it's more. And then, yes, this how it should look. And the next thing, which you would not believe it, but are awesome and really important for how people feel the project, how do they trust it. It's not about, yes, it actually doesn't matter about the beginning when I said that you need to use cases. What they want is colors, s-guards, and emojis, right? I'm not joking. I'm serious, right? It's, no, it's, this makes it crispy. It looks like it's new. It's like recent. This is the hot thing.  You see, that's familiarity, right? From the outside. But so what I want to emphasize here, it's even different point. We already said we are moving that way. Doing the UX is not like, oh, let's just code it, and it's going to be like this, and it's good. This is the wrong approach. It's a path to failure. Because once you give something out, people expect it, and it's hard to break that promise. I would suggest we use current tools we have and start experimenting and building tools that we'll call those subtools, and let's experiment. I mean, these commands are, they make sense. We can, I already implemented it. We need to experiment how users perceive that. Does it make sense?  Until, and then once we freeze the functionality, the commands, yes, then let's implement it how we want it, right? It's that research of what users, what is the expected way, or what's the best way, needs to take stages. And that's, I mean, it's basically how the designers work or UX guys, we need to also, in our tools, bring that workflow. So yeah, emojis, remember. So we're gonna have emojis? Yes, emojis there, please. What do we have? Pony. Oh yeah, we have ponies, something. Yeah, okay. More the better. Documentation. So, documentation, it's, everybody is not happy, but nobody wants to do anything, right? That's the whole kind of thing. I want to go differently way and ask ourselves, why do we want documentation, right? Why do you write documentation? Is it for yourself? Like, why do we write the whole manual? What's the reason? Is my opinion bringing somebody who is beginner to the advanced level, right? And, you know, you cannot just, you know, I, when I started Spanish, right? You just not, I will never learn Spanish if you just throw me a dictionary, right? And it's like manual, here it is, learn it, done, right? It doesn't work that way. How you do it is you need to be taught. You need somebody to teach you, right? So the teaching part is the problem. And when you do documentation, it should be about teaching. And the, once you know why you write documentation, you also clearly more defined how you write it, right? It's, you have to, when you're teaching somebody and teaching is really hard, especially writing documentation because you don't sit next to the person. You don't see the expression when it goes like, what happened, right? You don't see that. You have to take it through steps, make it sure it's kind of bulletproof and learning this, it's very hard. There are even profession about it, technical writers, right? But it's, but even basic stuff in the Nix, like in open source community should be dealt with it. Like you should, your manual should be done in a way where they teach and then they don't tell. So the outcome of this documentation should be teaching and not telling, okay? So there is one which I always point people to because it's just enormous resource and it's the, that lead folder, you open all these files. It's amazing thing what you can do with the language. It's just hidden, right? I'm not saying we should use doc strings but we should document that. I don't know how, whatever we do, it's documented and it's documented good. So we have the documentation, we just don't expose it. So this is like, you never point to somebody saying, hey, just read the source, right? It's like, or read the doc strings. It's no way, right? It should be there. But yes, so this is one of the things we can fix probably in this friend, question there. No, just remark the problem is even one step before it took me over two weeks to figure out that there's a third manual for NICS packages. Oh, yeah, so that's actually the discoverability in the like getting to like first contact with NICS. So we know that, oh, there is every project has a documentation, so that would be. Yes, there is a documentation for NICS packages. Yes, good. Okay, but you see, this is, okay. So I already told this, but we should teach and we shouldn't tell. Like this should be the approach we take. And I'm not saying that manual we have currently, it's throw it away. No, the manual is good. It has everything inside, but I'm using it, right? And I'm a few years developer of NICS kind of trying to be, right? It's, we need tutorials, right? Which are going to tell you how to use NICS. What are the types? What are the basic types?  Doesn't work like that, right? You have to take the hand and take them all the way step.  That's the whole point. Like, so this is, so, and then the last thing, this might be a bit personal, but kill the wiki, right? The wiki is not documentation. Actually, the wiki is abomination. It's basically the worst part of documentation, right? Because have you ever taken a class where you have multiple teachers? That's the wiki, right? Everybody writes in their own style, but okay, you can read different, you know? But everybody teaches differently, right? And sometimes actually happens is, you know, as the developers is, you started, oh, let's just set up a wiki and then let's wait because documentation will come, right? Do the basics and then it will come. It's like, and then beginners come to us and it's like, oh, yeah, well, you know, we don't have time, just update the wiki.  Seriously, we would turn around and go, right? So wikis are not documentation. More, you know, that when you have in the primary school usually happened to me, it was like there was one jerk being there, you know, just being loud, right? And this is, and it takes the whole, steers the whole class. And if you consider yourself being in that class, like everybody fails there, right? It's because of that one person. And this is really easy to achieve with wiki style. Oh, yeah, I'm better removing all the wiki we have than having wiki because no documentation is better than false documentation. Some more, all you know, I find that I rather figure it out on my own than actually giving, having false promises. And then, you know, this was in 2006. Whoa, okay, you know, I know this will never work, but that's the beginner. Yeah, one thing I also keep firm belief is that if you keep documentation in the wiki, there is no way you'll have it in the place where it should be, which is next to the code. So you should treat documentation as code, like with three JavaScript as a programming language. We also need to keep documentation close to code. No, no, come on, it's JavaScript, JavaScript in the beginning was really hard language. Only when it has tools, we could start reading it. I'm not joking, it's good language now because of the tools, right? And the same thing, we need to apply to documentation. And having it alongside the code helps a lot because usually the ones who are the teachers are the developers and they should be, right? Especially in the open source communities, in companies you have special creatures.  We do it, okay. Yes, the last step, right? So let's say the person goes through all of this, all the pain, there's documentation, there's extra homework, decides to contribute. What we found, I think we saw from the slides, from Elko's, was that which year did we convert to GitHub 2012? There was like after 2010, and there was like really a spike up, right? This was a good decision, not because GitHub is awesome, but because it brings that social effect and you can argue it's not, but we have proof, right? It really spikes. It's also the discoverability. So the thing I mentioned in the beginning, also from the code point perspective, it's more discoverable as a project and people is like easy to contribute even if it's just a typo, right? And yeah, the whole PR, having a review process before something comes, people see this as a barrier. I'm seeing it as a teaching process, right? So this is where you learn, you commit something and people tell you like, hey, there are better solutions. And after that pull request, you come out smarter and that's the whole point. Even I sometimes comment on pull request and me as a teacher, I learn stuff, right? And that's also the process. If you don't understand something in a pull request, ask. Maybe the implementer will actually tell you and you will know more, right? Pull requests are a process of to learn, right? That's at least my experience is a good thing. I mean, eventually they have to get merged so you have to end up discussion, but yes, it's a review process. So yes, then the next thing I wanna mention is I think Doman, yes. So he posted the tweet that we are receiving 440 almost pull request per month, right? And then we know it's a lot of pull request, right? And we close quite big chunk of it. The question was like, how many committers do you have? Like the push, right? 65. How many active, really? So it's not about like pointing out who is an active. That's not the point. I wanna point different things out. It's, there is a barrier which kind of people don't even notice that the pull request needs them because they are not tagged automatically, right? I think pull request to some extent is it is a Darwin thing? The something that's rebuilt should actually include all the, you can get the top level. We can automate a bit of it. Like just to know who is actually the top level packages that are being changed, who is the maintainer, add them automatically. I think this is possible via Travis and some shell scripting or Python or Perl or JavaScript or Haskell. So automatically assign maintainers to review pull request. This is the D thing, right? Cause if a maintainer who is actually listed there would know that somebody updated, he would go there and review the thing in not every time, but in 90% of the cases. And this will offload the one who has pull request a lot, right? Yes, the question, there is a mic. I also wanted to say as a contributor, it's not always clear if it's gonna be reviewed or when or who's gonna do it. I think it's really cool. So having these automated things, I'm not saying we should go all the way, right? This is whatever we can do, let's do it, right? That's whatever we can do in the sprinting days, let's just do it and like how the Docker or the chorus guy says like ship it, you know? Let's do it. It's really will bring the effect, right? And yeah, so this is a bit, I'm gonna, before I press disclaimer, it's a bit controversial how I wrote it. I'm not good sometimes at expressing without my hands and let me wait between you judge. Committers should be invited to step away if not having enough time. This is not to say to kinda, oh, you don't have time, go away, right? This is not thing. It should be, if there is a way in, in this core group, there should be also a way out because maybe next year, I will not have enough time. And I would like, so what's the perceived value is, we have 65 committers, right? So now somebody looks and would like to be a committer as well and have enough time. He sees it as like, oh, there is enough guys, right? I'm not needed. And that's how it is perceived and why nobody is actually coming as a new committer and having the time. And it's the other way around. I wanna have a lot of this cycle that developers can come and go out and just, it's okay if you don't have time. I mean, it happens, right?  So, yeah, so, so I kind of pointed out now all the where I see, at least from my, let's say this was like a year, a bit more progress, a year and a half when I was going to conferences and talking with different companies and trying to convince them to use NICs and this were all the points, right? There are many more, but this is something I pointed out that is solvable. Now this topic is a bit by shedding as I mentioned, so everybody has their own opinion. But if you, when you ask questions now and or do proposals, cause we need them, can you try to stick into that, do it in the two days time and bring 80% of the value? If you have some proposals and questions or if I did some mistakes, we can talk about Wiki later, but yeah, this is my last slide. So, thank you. Yes, we have about I think 10 minutes for questions and one question is already pending and afterwards we also have an announcement, so please don't run directly away after the talk. Hi, about the pull request thing, I think automating tagging them is a really good idea, but I consider this also a problem of GitHub itself because I want to have the possibility to tag and assign maintainers for issues or pull requests, but I don't want to have push access to master because I myself consider pushing to master a bad style and I don't want to have that right, but I want to be able to do sorting out issues, closing them if they're already done or something and assign tags and so on and I don't have that possibility on GitHub and I asked GitHub like two times, I guess, maybe three times almost a year ago now and it's always, yeah, we are thinking about that and I guess if we as a community can go to GitHub and say, hey, we would really like this feature, I guess maybe we can get it. No, I'm not sure I get it. Just, we are too small, they care, but not enough for us. It's okay, this is how the world is, right? So it's true that we cannot get into the perfect world where everything is automatically tagged, but having a tag, just adding a responsible there, that's possible to a Travis hook, which then figures out we have NOx already which does the build, why not build something there around it that will, this is possible. I'm not going into extreme.  So I just get, how to say, cane, just basic stuff. Just in terms of narrative documentation, I think little man's Nix Pills does a great job with that and maybe it might be quick win if we could hook that up or make it more visible on the NixOS or website that might be good. Yeah, those who you don't know, is it public now, right? They released it already? Okay, anyway, I think there is a lot of these tutorials how to do the teaching part. I'm bad at teaching, I know. I need to improve and it's like everybody here, I guess, should improve. Yeah, I understand. I don't have a recipe how to improve, like just try it and fail, the same thing. Learn to learn how to teach. Yeah, so I wanna respond to your remark about maybe you should make it more visible. For example, these blog posts that lethal man has wrote because it's excellent, actually. But in my opinion, the NixOS community has always been about doing, people just taking initiative. So make sure you actually take that initiative. So not only, of course it's good to have ideas, but this could have been, for example, in this case, you can just make a pull request to the NixOS website and I'm sure it'll be added, let's say, within a day. So it's typically something that can be done quite quickly and there are probably many things. So if you wanna do something, just do it. Yeah. So actionable, small things we have in front here. I think that's the whole point. We could go really, like, do the whole analysis, but we know those little things that we can actually fix right now. I mean, so this idea of having Nix installed and Nix uninstall, Nix shell and so on commands, I really like it. I mean, I already mentioned it in his talk. By the way, it should also be extensible, like the git where you can just add a new sub command. But about the Nix upgrade command, I think actually that one shouldn't exist. Which one? The Nix upgrade command. So maybe the underlying command should still exist, but I mean, like when I try to update an imperative package, I usually prefer to just use Nix and I again, because that has more predictable or like more intuitive behavior. See, the thing is you're thinking from your perspective. No, no, no. Thinking from the beginners. Yes, but from the beginner's perspective, like, okay, from Nix upgrade, it's more intuitive than Nix and few, sure, but it's still like very confusing semantics. And if you make like a nicer syntax for it, that won't make the semantics nicer. So definitely, I'm saying we should put a bit of lipstick on a pig, right? But this is really, these five commands are across all package managers. People expect these commands, right?  I mean, maybe you could just make upgrade then and synonym fence type, right?  How do I do it? Bigger? This part doesn't matter, you just function the trans command, but there is a main command with a bit of documentation. It has, this is the sub command, which is called install. It does run Nix and dash I. And you have uninstall, you have search, you have list and search. What I'm trying to say, I'm not saying this, let's put it into Nix, right? Wrong. This is easy way how to experiment. Let's package it and let's give it to few users. Let's try to, that's the whole point, like maybe upgrade is a bad idea, right? But this is the way how we'll know it. It's experiments, people like to be test the mouse's rabbit. Ghilliepicks, yeah, that animal. Not that interesting, but maybe instead of infusing the idea of there is an upgrade into users, just say there is no upgrade version. If they execute Nix upgrade, let's say this command doesn't exist, maybe you meant install instead of upgrade. Like suggestions, that's part of it. I know the semantics isn't even existing, please use the other one. But do you know that upgrade exists, right? Yeah, but just say it. Yeah, okay, but you know, people are bad. Like to be bad. Yeah, one more. I think that the Nix packages documentation should be updated more frequently because I use it as a reference for myself, for stuff that I've written because I can't remember how to use it. And so it's really easy when you make a pull request that you put in a new function in Nix packages that you should just automatically go and edit the Nix packages documentation at the same time. I guess in part of our pull request review process, we should also see, do we need to update, like that question, do we need to update the documentation? Like the manual, because at least the manual always has to be perfect, at least, right? Then tutorials are nice to have, beginners will like it, but yeah, that's, okay. Thank you. Okay, thank you very much. So I think...


What's going on it's your man Kory welcome to the digital dashboard I'll be giving you tips on how to market your songs and get those numbers booming now today. What I want to talk with you about is how you can set up a merch bundle and I mean like an actual legit merch bundle that would count towards your album sales on Billboard if you're an artist who's in a position where they're trying to do something like that right. But if an artist who's just been hearing about merch bundles you saw all about the commotion with Nicki Minaj and Travis Scott and DJ Khaled and Tyler the Creator and you just wonder what exactly is that and how could I do it when I get to that point then like I said I got you so stick around for the rest of this video now before we get into all of that come and follow me on Instagram I make sure to put my ad name on the screen come talk to me come engage with me come give me some video ideas all of that good stuff now with that being said let's get right into it now first things first what exactly is a merch bundle right now it's pretty much exactly what it sounds like it is a bundle of different items usually like a t-shirt or maybe like a poster or something that is then bundled with an album and it's kind of a tactic that major label artists have been using to game the charts for years like years this dates back all the way to even when Prince was putting music out now the concept from it pretty much comes that you know labels kind of realized that there was some artists whose merch sales outweighed their ticket sales they were able to move thousands and thousands and thousands of merch units and maybe not the same amount of people in actual ticket sales to events so they decided to put them together and get them to count towards the overall sales now it is a hundred percent totally legit process it's a game that you can play you just have to know how to get into it now one of the reasons that we heard about merch bundles so recently was because of the controversy between DJ Khaled and Tyler created right DJ Khaled felt cheated because Tyler's album beat him on the billboard he was saying it was due to merch bundles it was a weird thing because DJ Khaled was on the merch bonus as well and we even saw a similar instance back when Nicki Minaj was kind of beefing that Travis Scott over it right it's been a very prevalent topic in mainstream rap for like the last year and a half two years now a lot of people think that this is a practice that is held only to major label artists but like I said it is a very simple system that you have to play about there is a very simple set of rules that you have to play about and as long as you do it as long as you do the process then technically your merch sales count now like I said in order to play the game you have to know the rules right and as of January 3rd of this year 2020 billboard pretty much changed the rules around merch bundling and album sales just to pretty much give a very cohesive strict guideline that everyone must follow so as long as you follow by these three rules these three rules right here and then of course you the system is set up then like I said your albums would count now the first rule to it all is that each item in the bundle must be for sale separately on the website so if your merch bundle is let's say a t-shirt a sticker in the album the t-shirt must be for sale on the website the sticker must be for sale on the website and then the album must be for sale on the website and then you have the entire bundle that is a really big part of it it's pretty much one of the ways they can see that you're trying to actually run like a whole commerce of merch strategy and not just really banking on the bundle so remember that each item must be for sale individually the second thing that you have to wait here by is that the price of the individual items must be lower than the price of the bundle by at least $3.49 now $3.49 is pretty much the lowest number that billboard would count as an actual album sale like an album was at least be $3.49 for it to be counted so for instance if your merch bundle is $25 then the t-shirt in that merch bundle in the example from earlier the t-shirt in an example must be at least $3.49 cheaper than the bundle that same thing goes for the sticker same thing goes for any hoodies posters whatever you're selling at least $3.49 remember that and the third rule is that these items must be for sale and the merch bundle must be for sale on your own direct to consumer website not any third-party apps meaning that pretty much everything that's been sold has to be through a website or a space that you control if you're signed to a label then a space or website that you and your label control and it's pretty much so that people don't gain the system by doing let's say a really large brand partnership right so that you don't just go in let's say you partner with Sprite put your album on Sprite's platform and then you get I don't know half a million downloads and it counts but it like really was Sprite that didn't match you it's to protect against that pretty much so it must come from a domain a space that you control that you are pretty much pretty much running direct to consumer from not from any other third-party platform and once you kind of go through the process of you know really thinking about your merch strategy moving forward if you as long as you adhere to these rules and these guidelines and you are eligible for your merch bundles to count towards your album sales now the rest of it is just pretty much a pretty simple sign-up process now all you have to do and are you ready for this is go to the title registration website for Nielsen SoundScan and fill it up that's it that's all you have to do now it's not a hard process and I'll leave the link to that website in the description below for you to go and check out but it's a pretty simple process you just put in your album title your artist name of course the genre who's your distributor who's your label all that basic information they're like you know most companies handling stuff like that one they're really big piece of it or the really big part of it is you must make sure to have the same UPC code on these items being attributed to the album so I know I think most distributors give you a UPC code when you register your project I think Tunecore does I'm not completely sure if this show kid does somebody can let me know in the comment section if I'm wrong I don't think though but if your distributor does not create UPC codes and I know that there are websites and companies out there that would do it for you I'm not there's not one I can think about the top of my head but I know I've seen it before just trust me on it yeah that's pretty much it make sure that your bundle follows those three rules that Billboard said earlier this year go through the Nielsen SoundScan website register make sure that you have that same UPC code being attributed to the album to that website and to all of your products and then you just wait for you to get accepted and yeah that's pretty much it just make sure that you are following those guidelines set by Billboard go to the Nielsen SoundScan website fill out their form make sure you have your UPC codes and then you just wait and then from that point your album sales and your merch bundles will all get lumped together and count towards your total album sales which will count towards your billboard so if you are an artist who sells a lot of merch pieces like you have a pretty sizable fan base this could be a pretty cool way for you to game the system again the billboard charts which that's a whole different video for another day other than that if you feel like you learned anything today please like and share this video hit those post notifications as well as I wouldn't want you to miss anything once again my name is Kory and I'll see you next time


You were hanging out with Emily? Yeah.  Emily's. She's the idiot's, I'm Corrin. I'm Ashley. You trapped me. I'm Corbin. I didn't hear the word. I heard, I'm Corbin. And he follows on Pinstit, Instagram, and Twitter. You got thrown, didn't you? From all juicy content. It's so juicy.  Today we are reacting to a video. Another Carolina, Goswami. Oh. Remember her? The girl with the beautiful... I do. But when you said Carolina Goswami, I imagined some people cheering for a swami. Goswami! But you remember her? Goswami! You remember her though? No. She's the one, the... Sweet girl, talk to God. Oh! Yes, who did all the... Yes, okay, got you. This one is... Say it for me? That's kind of scary. Shundran you. It's about the moon thing that just happened? Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. And they're going to the dark side of the moon? Pink Floyd, thank you. They're going to the dark side. And so this is called That Thing To Launch. Is everybody happy about ISRO's success? It was released a week ago, so it's one of our newer videos. Have you watched one of these with us, of her? I think so. She's blonde? She is blonde, yep. Doesn't quite sound like Corbin. Or Corrin, whoever she is. With Chandryan too, India is aiming to go to the moon's south polar region where no other country has ever gone before. Its success should establish India's capability in terms of safely landing on the moon and operating a rover on its surface. The $86 million mission which has a launch cost of $54 million consists of three modules, orbiter, lander and rover. And this is probably the most complex mission that ISRO has ever undertaken. Chandryan too is designed to land on the unexplored south polar region of the moon, which has the possibilities of the presence of water and the fossil record of the early solar system. It should also be pointed out that India's previous lunar mission, Chandryan 1, played a significant role in the discovery of water molecules on the lunar surface. Without a doubt, India is also eyeing the commercial benefits that the success of this mission can bring. By securing a technology to successfully send various payloads into lunar orbit and to the moon's surface, India will eventually be well placed to send commercial payloads. But will India's emergence in the lunar launch market make everyone happy? In the USA, some fear that ISRO, which is controlled by the Indian government, threatens to distort the conditions of competition. How? Commercial space transportation advisory committee was established in 1984 to provide information, advice and recommendations to the administrator of the Federal Aviation Administration on critical matters concerning the U.S. commercial space transportation industry. According to Comstock, allowing India's state-owned control launch providers to compete with U.S. companies runs counter to many national policies and undermines the work that has been done by government and industry to ensure the health of the U.S. spacemen. We can only explore space. India keeps going. For years, the ISRO has earned more than 800 million U.S. dollars for its commercial arm, arm tricks, which run to satellites for other countries. I glitched. We are gradually heading towards colonizing the moon, which will soon be used as transit point. Go, India. At some stage, the space station will be scrapped as permanent structures on the moon will take over. Yeah. India is definitely eyeing that. Good. Do it. It wants to build its own permanent habitat on the moon. Jai Hind. Heck yeah. Do it. It is not just about national pride anymore. It is about capturing the global space market. Make America uncomfortable. Again. See you again. I think she's great. Yeah, I really do. So what's this? What's the wrinkle in the panties America has over India's space program? They don't like the competition? Yes. America owns space? Did you not know? Our flag was on the moon first. Yeah. That means we own the entirety of space. I'm a big fan of the fact that we're all on the same planet and I'm a big fan of free market competition.  Take that, America.  I don't understand. Why wouldn't America be celebrating an ally's venture into space and breaking new ground? There's a lot of why questions. I'm not sure I want to get into that. I don't think we want to bother you. Suffice it to say, good for you, India, and keep going.  I'm surprised it was only three minutes. Short and little. Yeah, it was short and little. I'm sure we use videos that usually are around 10 minutes long. She's a lover, though. I think let us know what other of her videos... She sounds much nicer than your creepy impression. Yeah, well, it's not my best impression. Well, it's the first time... I think that's your alter ego, Corrin. Corrin? Yeah, Corrin. You said her at the beginning of the thing. You introduced yourself to Corrin. Yeah, I believe they were the first ones. They're the first ones that are going to be landing on the dark side of the moon? Correct. They got the southern pole. That's the whole thing, right? It's the first time that anybody go there, yes. That's crazy. One, why has anybody gone there? I know. And the other thing that India will do, but granted, we stopped our space program to go into the moon entirely. It's true, but the other thing that India will do is we know from the last thing we saw about their adventures in the movie Mission Mongol is that they'll do it at a fraction of the cost. They'll be able to accomplish what we accomplish at a fraction of the cost with less people involved. It's true. So you continue to do that, because that's good. Yeah, the movie Mission Mongol that's coming out... Yes, I know, I saw the truth. Do you remember that they said the budget for that was the same as the budget for the movie Gravity? I think it was less, actually. Was it less? Yeah, I think it was less than the budget for the movie Gravity. Granted, America does fit a lot on their films. It's true. And what's more important, folks? Going to the movies or going to Mars? It's a... I see both sides. I see both sides. You see the light side and the dark side? I swear, I'm going to punch you in the face. Peace. Oh, no! She has other videos like this one that's called Super Power to Super Power. We should watch her videos. I like that. Alright, here we go. We're going to watch her... Double feature! We haven't done that in a long time. We did that once. We've done... We've watched the trailer twice. Right, we've done the same trailer twice. We should just do like seven in a row in one video and throw everybody off. You know how much copyright that would get? It's true.


Hi everyone, Sean with jaspyscasebreaks.com here doing 2020 hip parade baseball VIP series five box, uh, five, series five, hobby, six box case break random team number one. So 30 spots, everyone gets a random team at MLB, all teams in high risk, high rewards. Each box contained one sensational card that's either protected by a one touch or graded slab for PSA or Beckett, what's included low number autographs, dual triple and booklet autos, one of one's PSA or Beckett graded autographs and PSA or Beckett graded rookies. Only 50 hand numbered boxes are created, each one individually numbered, and they took 36 of them and put them into cases. So there's only six cases and 36 of the boxes are in the cases. The other 14 they sell out individually, but we're looking for names and hall of famers like Betts, Harper, Williams, Judge, Ripken, Lubab, Bryant, Lenore, Franco, Bellinger, and just a whole bunch more. So you can see some of the stuff that we're hoping to see in here. I would not be surprised if we see at least one of these in this case with the way that it works out with case hits and having a full case here. So here is our customer list from PJ McNeely with the first spot purchased down to Steve Burch of the spot he just won in Sapphire number four filler. No matter how you guys got in, whether you won spots or bought spots, thank you very much and good luck. And here is the teams from the Diamondbacks down to the Washington Nationals. Dice roll to randomize both lists and pair them up six and a six, 12 times. Was he on there, Tyler? I didn't see his name. I was just reading out the list. I'm going to make this work for this one. I'm like Ron Burgundy. I read whatever you put on the teleprompter. 12th and final time, Jonathan Moore to Cameron Sadler. Last spot module. 12 times the randomizer, 12 times on the dice and 12 times on the teams. 12th and final time from the Cardinals down to the Reds. 12 times there, 12 times on the dice. Let's make this large enough for everybody to see. We'll read through this and open up the trade window. Be careful on the trade window. There is no checklist for this product. Jonathan Moore for the Cardinals. Brenton Young for the Pirates. Brenton, sorry, Tyler Wemmer for the Brewers. David De La Pena with the Rays. PJ McNeely with the Rockies. Monty Stibick with the Nationals. Christopher Ide with the Blue Jays. PJ McNeely with the Tigers. DJ Mendenhall with the Indians and the Orioles. PJ McNeely with the Braves and the Diamondbacks. Gail Ablow with the Giants. Rob Flores with the Marlins. Jonathan Liang with the Dodgers. David De La Pena with the Padres. PJ McNeely with the Angels. Charles Wolfkill with the Astros. Zachary Goldberg with the Phillies. DJ Mendenhall with the A's. Joseph Falsetti with the Twins. Dylan Sadler with the Yankees. Gail Ablow with the White Sox and the Cubs. Wesley Thomas with the Rangers. Brenton Young with the Royals. Steve Burch with the Red Sox. Gordon Phillips with the Mariners. PJ McNeely with the Mets. Cameron Sadler with the Reds. There you go. So the trade window is open. I'll give it a minute or so if anybody would like to potentially trade if they see their team is available. We have to watch the special broadcast, right? We can't watch the regular broadcast. Definitely have to watch the Marvel one. Looks like no talks of trade. So going once, going twice, going three times. Trade window clips. Tyler thought the same thing. Okay, here's our case. We have case four out of six. Hip Raid VIP baseball series five, four out of six. I'm going to pop open that sale sheet just so we can see what we get here. There it is, the final list. Good luck. Okay, we've got boxes 43, 32, 22, 25, 11, and 48. So let's do them numerically. So we're going to start with box number two. I'm sure we will, will. I'm sure we will. Just not sure when. Probably this week. Just keep an eye out on the site. Box two to start us off. Usually have these covered up. They do. Nice little box there. A lot, Tyler. A lot. So each hero 10 out of 10. Defining season 2001 autograph. That is from 2021 tops definitive collection for the Seattle Mariners and Gordon Phillips. Very nice. Each row to start box number 11. Is Chuck Knoblock 11? Let's see. I like Chuck. Got a gold frame. Joe Maurer, one of one from transcendent. Minnesota twins Joseph falsetti. Very nice gold frame one of one. That's pretty nice. There he is. You guys, Joseph. Trying to figure out what I think that was last year's transcendent, right? I want to say that was 2020. What box number was this? This was number 25. I'm saying Glaver for 25. McGuire. We got PSA graded to our first graded card. 2020 Bowman Sterling. Six out of 10 Mike Trout for the Angels in PJ McNeely. PSA nine. On card out of. That's part of the sales sheet for my Angels going to PJ. Congrats, PJ. Six out of 10 on card auto PSA nine straight from the sales sheet. You can see. Right there. Right in the bottom left corner. Pretty cool. Box 32. You got another graded card here. PSA again. And it's Aaron Judge. Five out of 25 tops finest red wave refractor autograph of Rookin. For the Yankees and Dylan Sadler. There you go Dylan. PSA nine 2017 tops finest rookie red refractor auto. That's pretty nice. Two boxes left. Box 43. 43 Eckersley. Non graded. Feels a slab. Not in the case. You got some gold. And it's Freddie Freeman. Is this actually a rookie auto? Or is this the reproduction? This is a legit Freddie Freeman gold auto rookie. From Top's Chrome. For the Atlanta Braves and PJ McNeely. Gold rookie auto. Freddie Freeman six out of 50. You know what I thought this was? I thought this was last year's Top's Chrome. When they reproduced like the patch auto rookies. Or patches for the rookie cards. That is super cool. I like that. Congrats PJ. And we got one box left. And it's box 48. Tori Hunter. Oh. Going back to a graded card. PSA. And we've got a Jared Kellanick. Bowman first refractor. PSA 10. Metz edition of Jared Kellanick. For the Metz and PJ McNeely. Now with the Mariners. Part of the Robinson Cano? No. Yes, maybe. I don't remember. Nice one. There you go guys. That was the break. 2020 hit parade baseball. VIP series five box. Five series five hobby. Six box case break random team number one. Jasper's case breaks.com. I'm Sean. Jasper's case breaks.com. Thanks for hanging out.