I remember my first Taco Bell I I'm just now remembering when I was an intern at KRon, which was the NBC affiliate was my first internship and I was so broke You would get like $25 a day for being an intern But like my parking tickets usually were more than the $25 a day. Oh, no, right and the where the The station is in San Francisco is near a variety of like It's well, it's near the tenderloin. So it's like Anyway, but I used to yeah, it was like what can I eat that's almost free And so I would get like a thing of rice and just like douse it in soy sauce and eat that with chopsticks And like I remember the people that you know, I was interning for would be like that's really unhealthy I'm like, what's unhealthy about it, you know fills me up. It was $2. Yeah It could be worse. It could be a lot worse, you know, it could have been like, you know Just like ground up candy bars or something like that I need some top ramen for breakfast guys, this is a step up my dad used to go into Restaurants when he was in the Navy in Florida and order tea and then take the ketchup the salt the pepper And put it in the water instead of the tea and make soup Tomato soup Yeah, that's that's the kind of thing that you that you learn being in the military though, right? How do you make instant soup with ketchup?  Yeah, he created the diet drink seago Wow, probably building on all of those years Wow, what is what is seago tastes like? How do you spell seago seago? It tasted kind of like Slightly chocolate flavored Chalky milk. Oh, so my grandma that sounds good It wasn't bad. We used to drink it as kids. Was it carbonated? No. No, it was like a milk drink I hate to break up this fascinating discussion I'm excited about this milk drink situation. All right, but yeah, let's talk about yes We could talk more after the But oh one other thing annally just so you know like at the top of the rundown in case you'll see me highlight color Colors that's just basically color coding for tom and started to move forward. So red move to the next topic Uh orange is like, oh, you should start rapping Gray Yeah, that is very fancy Oh, and then i'll need control, uh I'm giving you control right now roger chang Here you go Okay three two Today's tech news show is brought to you by people like me to learn more visit daily tech news show dot com slash support This is the daily tech news for friday november 17th from dts headquarters in los angeles on tom merit And from studio feline at the beach. I am sarah lane And very excited to have back with us again editor at large from ars technica and author of the book autonomous annally newitz, how's it going? Good. Thanks for having me. Thanks for coming back and uh, you guys at ars technica have been doing a great cool thing called ars technica live Uh, and this week you were talking about encryption. So we're going to give you a little sneak peek about what's coming Uh in the in the next video from you guys a little later in the show. All right Let's start though with a few tech things you should know Facebook rebranded its mentions app. It's now called facebook creator and it's all new Uh, it's the facebook creator is the app they announced at vidcon in june creator includes a live creative kit So the ideas they'll give you some the ability to do intros and outros to your broadcast Also collects in one inbox all the facebook instagram comments all your messenger comments so you can look at them easier Kind of forgot about the mentions app to be honest Nobody ever mentions it EA has made another change in star wars battlefront 2 game right before official launch temporarily removing in-game purchases Of crystals using real money to buy crystals could allow people to get in-game credits Which otherwise had to be earned by gameplay EA's just throwing up its hands. They're like, yeah, fine. No crystals at all. Forget it. Everybody gets them Uh, the nonprofit global cyber alliance a nonprofit organization founded by law enforcement and some research organizations has announced a new independent dns service called quad nine Because the dns ip that you add is 9 9 9 9 google's is 8 8 8 this one's 9 9 9 9 Free service launched a partnership with ibm and packet clearing house It promises not to log users And it will use info from 19 threat feeds to block malicious domains Their eventual aim is to make this a sort of an internet standard a de facto standard that all isps and services could use Now let's move on to some more top stories sarah Oh, okay tom tesla unveiled its electric semi truck. We heard about it. Now. It's a reality has a range of 500 miles On a charge capable of pulling 36 287 kilograms the maximum allowed on u.s roads Walmart told cnbc It will be one of the first companies to test pilot the new semi truck Tesla also showed off a new high-end sports car with a range of 620 miles on a charge and zero to 100 uh Miles per hour in 4.2 seconds. No price or release date were announced for either vehicle though This is one of the things that bugs me about tesla. I love a lot of things about tesla But they they make a big deal out of announcements. They're really good at it But they don't give you any information. We don't know when this is coming We know what the price is they throw a sports car into this when really an electric semi truck is pretty significant on its own So I was kind of happy when I saw walmart saying we're going to test it Although they don't have any timeline for that from what I could tell Either at least this does give me some confidence that this is a real product that's going to hit the road Sometime and companies actually are using these trucks now, right? There was a test in october from embark Which was driving uh refrigerators, uh out to colorado. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and so I think Interestingly, I guess trucks may turn out to be the killer app for autonomous driving I would think so for autonomous driving particularly not just electric I mean electric is actually a little harder Because of the range and the power you need to pull things. So 500 miles is acceptable It's really not what you want in a semi, but it's acceptable But once you throw autonomy in there, which this tesla truck also has a ton of Then it becomes really compelling because That takes a lot of the pressure off drivers and you can do the tandem things. I think embark was doing that too They've done that in germany before as well. So yeah, this is pretty pretty interesting Apple's upcoming home pod was originally slated for sale in december But today the company says it'll miss the 2017 holiday shopping season Because home pod is not going to be available until early 2018 speculation as to why there's a delay Uh is just speculation, but everybody thinks it's that Siri is Things hard somehow that it's just it's hard to get it to work the way they want because it's a smart speaker. This is apple smart speaker Well as a as a new owner of a smart speaker myself, um, and I've talked about this extensively You know, I still find the whole thing Sort of amusing sort of annoying because half the time when I'm talking to somebody on the phone Or I don't know talking to myself or talking to my cats Alexa's like what what do you want? when i'm not talking to her at all, so If apple wants that to be a more seamless experience, I could see why the company is like Let's make it better because home pod is going to be more expensive than a lot of the other stuff on offer that's comparable, right? That's head It's going to disappoint a lot of people That wanted this for the holidays I'll give apple some credit If it comes out and ends up being a good product, especially for saying, you know what? Yeah, we could push product out the door and make a lot of money because it's holiday shopping season But we we are not satisfied with it. So we're not going to do that I mean, we'll we'll see we'll see I mean, I think it's I think a lot of that has to do with the price point um, you know if home pod doesn't stand out as A drastically better speaker that people want to spend more money on Just because you know what google has and what amazon has like they're great sellers You know, it's it's not like they're not flying off shelves already um, you know apple doesn't want to have a speaker on offer that doesn't sell a lot of units They want it to be above and beyond Yeah, and you get those little ones from amazon and google, right? So so your only option with apple is going to be the most expensive one Speaking of apple kgi analysts projects that the 2018 iphone will have faster pre 5g Baseband chips with 70 to 80 of them from intel and the rest From qualcomm fast company reports that apple is working with intel to incorporate 5g modems and future versions of the iphone Now qualcomm has a more advanced 5g modem However, as we've discussed here on dtsns apple has been reducing its use of qualcomm parts And the two companies are engaged in several lawsuits over licensing fees Yeah, so i mean There's there's a lot of reports out there that apple is designing its own baseband modems too that it might be working with microtech But they are deaf. They are definitely playing hardball with qualcomm Uh right now kgi is pretty reliable in these sorts of Projections i'm not sure about fast company sources, but it does seem to to fit the facts Here's the thing if apple does successfully move away from moving using more qualcomm parts How bad does this hurt qualcomm? I mean granted the majority of phones sold or are android and the majority of android phones Are still going to use the qualcomm parts. So it's not going to torpedo them, but it's going to it's going to hurt It's not good for the qualcomm usfcc voted to overhaul the lifeline plan That's the plan that gives nine dollars and 25 cents a month Discount on phone or internet service to households who are at or near the poverty line Households on tribal lands can receive an additional 25 dollars a month But the overhaul will limit the tribal lands discount to rural areas If you're in an urban area of a tribal land, you wouldn't get it anymore The the idea the fcc says is that you have Access to more options if you're not in a rural area Fcc is also proposing limiting the discounts to owned and operated isps. That means The more affordable services the mvno's You know the cricket wireless's of the world would not qualify you couldn't get a subsidy You can only get a subsidy with the big ones at&t t-mobile Etc that is a proposal for the most of the u.s It is already in effect for tribal lands So not only that to be in a rural area, but you can't use metro pc s or cricket or virgin You're gonna have to go you're gonna be limited in your choice In light of the gao findings that the lifeline program is losing money to fraud The fcc is also considering putting a hard spending cap on the entire program anyway And just saying if the program ends up spending more than this amount We'll just stop subsidizing everybody. What kind of fraud are we talking about? people Deceiving the program into thinking they deserve the subsidy Got it Which yeah, it's hard to know how much of that fraud is really happening It just to me this just sounds catastrophic for people who are in remote areas who probably are among the people who need this most You know who need access to information. They're out, you know far away from places where there's a lot of people People who are on tribal lands absolutely need this kind of information. And so it's really Seems like an incredibly short-sighted Thing for the fcc to be doing, you know, just to be It's you know, and the idea what they what agit pi and his crony is that fcc have said is that Well, but if we free up this money what this means is that, you know, these big companies like say Comcast will be motivated to build out Uh more fiber into these remote areas because you know, they won't have to rely on subsidies And that doesn't even make any sense, you know, there's no what's the motivation for a huge company to build out fiber to a remote Area, I just don't I don't understand the economics that they're suggesting at all No, I agree with you the math doesn't work out if you're saying One of the reasons you're not building fiber to the rural areas is not enough Demand taking the subsidy away from urban residents that already have access to more choices Doesn't increase the motivation to go build out fiber into the rural areas And the other thing they said was if we limit the subsidies to only going to the people who build infrastructure Then they'll be more likely to build infrastructure in more places Which I could see that at least on paper that could work out a little more like okay If they guess if they're getting more money in because you're forcing customers to choose them Then that might help them build it out But again, I don't think this program is big enough to really move that needle It's not it's not going to move that needle And it's ultimately going to mean that people who are in these already underserved areas have even fewer choices Which is you know and the cheaper choices Generally the mvno's the ones that are being considered to be kicked out of the program Are the ones that don't cost as much nine dollars and 25 cents might get you an actual full plan On an mvno where it's definitely not on at&t or even to t-mobile Yeah, I mean it actually sounds like a pretty naked scheme just to bring money into the really big isps And so you know and and into the really big cable companies and things like that.  Yeah, I mean, I I understand that you need you need to cut costs places Uh, this just doesn't seem like a very smart way to do it. Yeah Some news coming right around the time we uh shot the show yesterday mashable has sold To zipp davis what yeah for 50 million dollars. This is coming from the wall street journal All-citing anonymous sources now Not more than more than just dropping the bucket 50 million dollars But it's 20 of mashable's valuation of 250 million Which was following a 15 million round of funding last year led by time one or so Least on paper you could see this as Perhaps a bit of a fire sale Back in september the wall street journal reported that the company had held extensive discussions Uh with another company pros even sat dot one about a sale as well. So mashable has been Shopping itself around for some time. That's not a huge secret, but zipp davis tom Yeah, uh, so yeah, we're not getting any comments from zipp and mashable on this But it's it's definite that there's a sale the 50 million price is the part we're not sure that's that's what the sources are telling us But even if it's even if it's a slightly more than 50 million I mean it had to be a lot for more for 50 million for this to make any sense Uh to me it it really does feel like a fire sale if that's the actual price and beyond that i'm just kind of pleasantly shocked That zipp davis who you know I was I was at zd tv when softbank decided to just dismember zipp data It's and sell it off in pieces to a bunch of different people and the magazine's portion is what this zipp davis is Uh is the you know the the descendant of Was about to go under roger you worked uh for zipp davis You know when they were struggling to just sort of continue to to be in existence And it didn't look good and and now they've actually turned it around to the point that they can pick up mashable Yeah, maybe at a bargain, but they they can buy another company I thought they were still working on the terms of you know What they settled with on the debtors in terms of you know renegotiating while they're dead So I mean to be honest this is like a 180 surprise like a ziff of all people Because it was uh, I mean I was back when I was over at d l tv and cranky yeeks Uh that I was at ziff and it was just like you know everything was like well don't use too many of those You know binder clips with there's only so many to go around I mean like it was like, you know There's that feeling that's what happens if you're really smart about binder clips eventually you have enough money to buy a mashable Eventually you can subsidize some kind of build out of the information infrastructure No, but you know ziff has been looking around for some kind of hit brand for a while You know like there were rumors that they were in the running to buy gawker media when that was up for sale and That didn't work out. And so I think they must have just figured You know, why not go one floor up in the same building and buy mashable. So they literally are in the same building Gawker media is sort of below. Yeah. Yeah, they're all kind of all in the little little little area right there in new york You know, I I do think that this is the end of an era I guess if anybody can turn mashable around at ziff davis Since they've done it with pc mag and and places like that But but sarah, I mean mashable used to be on top of the world covering this stuff Well, and you know valuation numbers are you know, they're they're they're conceptual Oftentimes, but it's such a it's it's so much lower than you know a 250 million dollar evaluation of just a year ago Which makes me think okay. Well, what was mashable doing differently as of late? And um, we talked about this a little bit yesterday. I guess it was in the post show That was video and mashable was doing a lot of video and doing it quite well and I think that's such a unproven model for a lot of Entities at this point and it leads me to believe that It wasn't as lucrative You know even given Crazy numbers on facebook that sort of thing For a company like mashable and I wonder how this will sort of be a domino effect for other publications that You would consider to be competitors Well, folks, if you want to get all the tech headlines each day in about five minutes Be sure to subscribe to daily tech headlines dot com. We got a nice little shout out in the amazon Echo daily email is the most requested flash briefing So thank you for that. Thank you for all the requests Which of course you can get daily tech headlines on the amazon echo. You can get it at google home You can get it in the anchor app and just as a regular old podcast at daily tech headlines dot com All right, so let's talk encryption and the law now last friday. We were talking about uh rosenstein's comments Where he was being very nice and saying look, I understand that weakening encryption weakens it for everybody I understand The need for strong encryption to fight fraud saying all the right things But then as darin and I talked about at the end flipping it and say but we have to compromise I've been thinking about this a lot There used to be a power imbalance, right? So the feds felt like they could go to the phone company and say hey We need a pen register. We need a wire tap It was something that the feds could do with the phone company because only the phone company could do it The average person couldn't do it encryption Today is very egalitarian. It's frustrating to law enforcement because there is no power imbalance Everybody can have strong encryption. So one approach law enforcement has taken Is to try to argue that we should restore a power imbalance by getting something like a back door uh, however That's a myth the idea that if I have a back door key to your encryption I now have this power imbalance back doesn't work because You you you don't Control the key if you put a back door in you basically put a back door in for everybody so A natural more natural power imbalance would be computing power and it feels like that's kind of where the feds are reluctantly going to uh Getting enough expertise or enough research agency help or enough computing power to just Crack encryption on these phones and keep in mind. It's not just terrorists We're also talking about just general fraud and abuse where you're like, you know What this person was bribing someone if we could get into their phone. We could show that in a court of law Uh, but the problem with that approach if you don't have the back door, which sounds really easy and cheap Is that this other approach is costly? Uh, it's so to my mind, annalee This all starts to feel like it's about cost and either who pays or not wanting to pay It's definitely a huge issue and um earlier this week At ours technica live. Um, our guest was riana pfefferkorn who is the cryptography fellow at stanford's Center for internet and society and she's spent a number of years just researching How cryptography and the law intersect and sort of what the latest developments are and one of the things that's interesting is that in the wake of A landmark case which is apple versus fbi a few years ago when as you recall in sanbernadino There was a shooting and the feds wanted access to the iphone that belonged to the shooter And they went to apple. They actually made some mistakes. It's a really complicated case technically But they made some mistakes where they basically couldn't get into the guy's phone even though they probably should have been able to And so then they went to apple and they said look we need you to give us the password We need you to give us all this other kind of access Um and tim cook speaking for apple said no, we can't do that now with ios 8 There's all these reasons why that's not going to be possible Unless we were to leave this back door that you've been talking about Um, you know in the underlying code that is in all phones um Now the feds would love to have that and in the and basically that case Did not wind up creating any good case law According to rihanna And other legal scholars because of course it just wound up getting sort of solved outside of court The feds got that data without access to the phone So we haven't decided that question yet, but apple did stand up to them But so in the wake of that case Both the doj and the fbi have allocated tens of millions of dollars to what they call The going dark problem as if this is a new thing right that suddenly we have all this terrible crypto You know, we used to have all this light But now because of encryption it's gone dark. We need to put a ton of money into it And so as a result instead of going to a company like apple and saying give us the keys and being relatively transparent about it And you know doing this in court instead The fbi for example is hiring third-party companies to extract data from From devices and so there was actually a really interesting case earlier this year That my colleague sirus faravar wrote about on ars technica Where it was a sex distortion case in florida and a small a minor celebrity was getting sex storted I don't know if that's the verb I totally get what it means though They wanted to get some data off the sex storter's phone Uh and instead of going to and it was an iphone and instead of going to uh apple They just hired an outside uh forensics company an israeli company Who was who managed to extract the data from the phone? And the money for that for hiring that company came from an fbi fund a going dark fund and for 2018 The fbi has asked the government to allocate 21 million dollars to this fund So they're getting their ideas. They're going to continue funding this kind of thing so that What's really and I would say like the final thing I would say is what's really interesting is that Not only are we seeing uh the doj and the feds funding the creation of new tools for extracting data from encrypted devices but at the same time um We have rosinstein Asking that we have some kind of legislation or some kind of Backdoor agreement in silicon valley that would allow Uh law enforcement to have access to encrypted devices to basically create Uh crippled encryption that would allow uh law enforcement to to gain access as you were saying earlier so If he got if rosinstein got his way and we had legislation or or some agreement We would also still have these funds So you would have these going dark funds millions and millions of dollars going toward law enforcement finding vulnerabilities as well as having Weakened encryption. So it it that imbalance would be radically. It would just be huge, you know, it would be Not only are your is your phones encryption so crappy that you're vulnerable to petty criminals But also the feds are working on ways of finding new vulnerabilities and all kinds of other devices with this money that they've gotten So, um, we're at it. We're kind of at the dawn of what might be a new Um a new crypto war basically Yeah, it felt like after the the after james kobe backed off with with apple that this this might be put to rest because we had the the the capitol hill uh testimony and uh my my own representative karen bass won my heart by asking questions actually about encryption testimony That showed she had actually Understood everything and it felt like okay. We finally put this to rest, but it's a zombie It keeps getting back up and rod rosinstein is is trying to revive it by being more reasonable I mean talk about a good manager if i'm in a department where the manager says look We're going to try to get a budget in case it goes this way and we're going to keep that budget Even if it goes the other way like hey, that's good management. It might not be good for our our human rights uh and honestly As costly as it is. I think going after the problem that way with maybe you know some eye towards efficiency Is the better way to go Old spy craft where you where you uh eavesdrop on people The the kind of technology that can capture keystrokes at a distance So that you're spying on somebody while they're typing their text messages and maybe can figure out what they're typing Those things are possible And they don't violate anyone else's human rights and they don't weaken encryption for the law abiding citizens Yeah, I mean, I think you know, it is perfectly legal for them to have that money allocated however they want I think having Legislation that weakens our our crypto. I mean, it's bad for the nation because no other nation is doing this So that means that we leave ourselves vulnerable Uh to all kinds of criminals. It's not just leaving us vulnerable to legitimate investigations by law enforcement um, so I think that I mean it's it's interesting because Uh, one of the things that that we talked about at ours live was how this metaphor of going dark Is so misleading because it makes it seem like there was some time before the rise of digital communications and encryption When it was very easy for law enforcement to do their job But as any lawyer will tell you uh tapping a phone in the 80s or in the 70s It was a very different thing than opening up a phone that someone's carrying around in their pocket, you know in 2017 because Tapping a phone means. Okay. You listen to their conversations. You don't have access to all of their photos All of the locations that they've been for their entire the entire life of the phone Every single one of their contacts every message they've exchanged every letter they've written And that's what you're looking at when you get someone's iphone or their android device or whatever the hell they're carrying Some kind of weird blackberry thing and they uh, you know law enforcement wants access to that and so It's things have really changed when we talk about going dark. What we're really saying is um, you know They're trying to claim that that there is that there's some kind of similarity between what law enforcement would have gotten Before encryption and after and there really isn't you can't compare a trap and trace order to somebody Extracting data from a phone. It's just Different it's a jackpot that they want. It's not that it's something that used to be in the light And also like if you were trying to get that information from someone in the 1970s Like if you for some reason wanted all their photos and all their location data You would have had to get a search warrant to go into their house to look at their photos You would have had to have gotten, uh, you know a warrant to track them to actually follow them around So it's really comparing not just like apples and oranges, but it's like comparing a vax and an iphone Apples and hollandaise sauce Thanks to everybody who participates in our subreddit and helps us keep track of these sorts of stories You can submit stories of vote on them a daily tech news show to reddit.com facebook.com slash group slash daily tech news show and that video with With riana pepper pepper corn, excuse me Is coming out when that should be out next wednesday So if you go to the arse technical live page or if you just go to arse technical on wednesday We'll post the video and you can see the full conversation with riana. It was incredibly interesting And we got great questions from the audience too. So And hey, if you're in oakland come out to our next arse technical live in february excellent Let's see what's in the mailbag zara Brian from atlanta writes in this is regarding a discussion yesterday about twitter pausing people's verification Brian says that they're kind of avoiding an obvious solution They might want to borrow from the social network next door next door if you're familiar is a social network based on people that live physically nearby Next door requires address verification before users can even participate on the service And they limit users to interacting with people in their neighborhood So twitter could easily use a model like this for verification Changing the rules to make any unverified account private And then require a user to verify their address using a postcard sent to their physical address Then they could essentially end anonymous and spam accounts If you want to take it a step further They could work with governments to provide automatic verification using address and government issued id numbers Obviously, they'd need to ensure that the information is just used for verification Not anything else not stored anywhere But forcing unverified accounts to be private by default would send a much clearer message Then brian says to make it easier for a celebrity say or somebody that's followed by a lot of people You could provide an option for all users that would block notifications from accounts under a selected follower thresholds Yeah, I mean he's not saying you'd have to do this to use twitter. He's saying you want to be verified Then here's what you do. Yeah, and that's up to you Uh, I When I signed up for next door some years ago back in san francisco. I remember the whole postcard thing I remember being like well, this is a little bit cumbersome But it worked pretty well, you know and and the thing with next door is it really is based on Hey, am I actually this person's physical neighbor? You know, I have to Somehow prove right and that's why they keep keep you from using the service unless you do that. Yeah, right, right. All right but I don't know. There's some privacy implications here on twitter I could see where a lot of people are like, no, no, you're not gonna Well, then you then you don't get verified. I mean box. I don't know It's if it's optional, it bothers me less. I guess that's the way I look at it, right Uh, hey folks, just a reminder. Len Peralta is not here again, uh, right now This week because he's got so much going on One of the things he's got going on is shipping those dtns last jedi mashup posters Uh, you can you can order them now All the slots are gone for the people who got their names on it, but you can have a copy for yourself It's 20 dollars For a print it's a mashup poster with myself roger and sarah lane You can also order custom drawn holiday cards or even one of the many prints that he's done For dtns since the inception of the show head on over there now Len Peralta store.com Len wanted us to let you know He's still got all that stuff going on even if he's not here. He'll be back with us soon Thank you, annally newitz for joining us. Uh, besides ours technica.com You're also got a novel out called autonomous I do here. Wait, let me show you. Oh, yeah, you got it up there. Yeah, so, uh, just came out It's about uh robots and a pharmaceutical pirate in the future Um and check it out. Yeah. Yeah, I was I was looking around earlier to for my copy So that I could show it, uh, and then realized that I bought it on kindle Wait, here it is That's my one right here. I'm just gonna leave it like this Perfect. The book is called Autonomous, uh, go check it out. We had a lovely interview with annally on sword and laser a while back if you want to check that out as well They asked great questions. Oh, thanks We steal all of our we steal all of our questions from our audience. 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I love that they now have the most hated comment on reddit I love that whole We hate you Everyone wants the back door more than the front door The back door still needs period the key to justice kind of reminds me of that episode of the simpsons where chief wiggum has the key to everything in the spring field and uh Ralph wiggum and bart like stealing they go to town um So that's what we have so far. I like the rest for the encrypted that that I I like that's here That's yeah, that's got my vote It's it's popular among hosts and audience Critics agree It's uh, it's the tomato meter and the whatever they call the thing that is the popular sentiment Yeah, just uh, yeah popular sentiment. Let's go with that. Yeah tm. That works That works wait. So what were we talking about when we were interrupted by having to do this show? All in day sauce and oh food we ate as college. No, but there was something that you you Stopped us roger because it was time to do the show Uh, something about ramen Wasn't ramen too for uh two for a buck Yeah, I think we delved super deeply into like how cheap food can get Red I remember, you know Like yeah, when you know 50 cent meal was like a thing that was very important to me And you can still do it in some places.  Yeah, exactly. Well related but like environmental factors and it's like, oh, yeah But no, it was totally fine that you're eating mcdonald's all the time. It was just all those carbon emissions It was really killing people. So yeah, it was the exhaust in the parking lot of the mcdonald's Exactly Consuming mcdonald's products that part's fine. That is totally fine. Yeah factory farming also totally fine. Yeah, that turned out to be I mean, I'm not super proud of this but I did I tweeted about it. Actually I I hadn't eaten mcdonald's for quite a number of years and I was a vegetarian for a long time Um, but even after kind of going back to the dark side. I still wasn't eating mcdonald's But I had a 12 piece chicken mcnugget Meal um a couple Fridays ago. In fact two Fridays from today And it was so good And I want it again It's how they look.  They just changed the ingredients too. So that it's just the vegetable oil They fry them in which I think is like corn oil, but which isn't great. Um I could be wrong about that and then there's no way they're good for me. It's just breading and chicken Took out all the weird stuff. It's bad for you. Yeah Yeah, yeah, it was a delight but it's like it's something about the form factor, right because it's kind of like the tater tot You know like small crunchy kind of it's it's a fun. Yeah, it's it's a comforting finger food I've always wondered if it had something to do with our ancestors chomping on Animal bones and you get like the soft marrow in the middle. So you like the crunchy outside So this is like the evolutionary psychology theory of tats.  Well, we'll just chop them up and cram them together and there you go That's the part about about nuggets that makes me sad is thinking about what's really in them. That's why I love those Uh, what was that?  Yeah, I would love to know more because yeah, I feel like um, it it really is just like neat They probably make like a paper mache chicken and then they just chop it up Yeah, no, they're they're torturing paper machine. It's like No, there's something about textured soy protein that like changes the chemical makeup of it Well, so I can't remember that in general. Oh, no Soy in general is actually not good for you unless don't tell me that No No, so it's actually women Annalise especially women man This is like you guys are really you need to I mean really if you like soy The really only nutritious form is like tofu because it's because when it well tofu is my main soy outlet Although edamame like yeah, the thing is like when you eat edamame your body actually can't break down soy All the way Something about it's it's the same way.  So it's it's hard to break that habit Uh, that's why everybody all across the america's worshiped the corn god, you know Yeah, we still kind of do I guess Worn tortilla chips who could live without those? Yeah, exactly. That's how I work tacos. Come on Yeah, I mean it's kind of it. It's kind of a chicken or egg thing. Is it because we love corn so much? Is it because No, wait, is it because we we like corn because we actually do like corn or is it because we subsidize it? So there's everyone and their mother grows corn. No, no, no. Roger. We like corn. We like corn Yeah, you're you're trying to pull a separate criticism into this. There's there's no doubt that people like tasty and like and you know ever you know ever since people kind of discovered they could eat corn They've been domesticating it and and you know, like I said worship I agree though that it is overused because of the subsidies Yeah, no, it's it's uh I actually don't like I don't like an ear of corn I'm not into that, but I like corn That's because you're not from illinois Yeah, I like corn tortillas. I the thing I don't like about an ear of corn is that it gets in my teeth Like I don't know how to eat it in a way that is like I like I don't think it tastes bad. I just never want I don't want to be like jamming my teeth into like little pointy things that are going to get That's a fair point. I remember growing up. I would always shave the corn off the cob and eat it off my plate And my parents would make fun of me They're like, why are you doing that? I'm like, because I don't want to get it stuck in my teeth And then at that point did they say, yeah, he's gonna move to california They shut him down Not a good midwest corner They should have done But the corn in illinois is so much tastier than in the midwest in general than yeah than elsewhere I bet I mean, isn't it the same corn? I mean, where does our corn come from? Isn't it from the midwest? No, because you can grow it in your backyard Like it's just better than what you buy in the store There are some things in the midwest that are better than here, roger like Like like my mom What's true, you don't have you don't have your selection of mothers is very narrow Actually, no, I what was the one thing No, actually amily you told me about this and I still have an hankering to try it Is the pizza with the mac mac and cheese pizza? Oh, yeah Oh my god, that's in uh, that's in wisconsin, but I mean you can get that throughout the midwest you can get Uh potato on pizza you can get mac cheese on pizza, but there's this one place in madison wisconsin That has it has breakfast pizza It has you know, the mac cheese pizza it has Like alfredo noodle pizza It's like it's basically like designed for me because I like noodles and bread Rarely do I have them smushed together with delicious melted cheese on them. So so it's fat and carbohydrates It's it's just everything, you know and the texture and it sounds wrong, but it's so good Um, so I recommend it like so like noodles or just alfredo sauce Noodles and alfredo sauce.  Like so, I mean the noodles are not it's not like spaghetti. It's like little bow ties in this case They're like sort of self-contained noodles. So and I mean same like with the mac cheese, you know So and also the noodles are quite soft. So you can bite through them It's not this is the problem with shrimp pizza that I've had where they leave the tails on the shrimp on the pizza and I'm like No doing like this Accessible Yeah, hold on hold on in taiwan They sell a pizza with the whole walk fried shrimp on top. You're supposed to eat the whole thing That's different.  Yeah, yeah, like yeah, it's not like it's just like Oh, we left the tail on it's it's all soft But the tail is this like weird kind of like it's gonna stick in your throat and it's I mean, what what's the idea behind that? That it looks cool I guess or it proves this is a real Fancier with the pizza you want everything on the pizza to be edible.  Yeah crab pizza. I like the idea of like a whole I I would actually try that Hey, I wonder if anyone's done a lobster roll pizza Lobster roll pizzas We don't have to complicate these things. Oh, yeah, I don't know No, I'm with Roger on this one food Roger. That's like that's what they eat in the good place So here's a let me see lobster Not really a lobster roll, but uh, I'm sure there's lobster pizza People put everything on pizza I With everything about this pizza Pretty regularly. So that's a cool salad pizza. I don't even understand that pizza. That's just a veggie pizza That's just that no, that is just literally a piece of bread with salad on it, which is fine again Oh, there's no tomato sauce or cheese or no Roger bring that picture up again. It's a very important. I wasn't looking at the screen. Sorry Now you're just confusing things Whoa, so yeah, it's the same piece of bread with the salad on it. You're right Salad and like some which actually I might eat that actually now that I'm looking at it. It's kind of yummy That's not a pizza anymore. That's a no that needs a different name. That's just that's focaccia with That's a sandwich. Yeah, it's it's an open-faced sandwich. Yeah so Yeah, well actually one thing I I totally miss about not being in san francisco anymore is I used to order Indian pizza And they would have like a chicken tiki masala pizza, which was fantastic I really wanted to try that I weirdly I have never had indian pizza despite living in san francisco all this time and uh my uh Housemates kids when we have when we all have dinner together like their kids always want either indian food or pizza And I keep threatening to just get indian pizza because then everyone will be happy We bought it because we were like well, we're getting indian food from the place from us We'll try the pizza because we've been like buying from them for like the past two months And it was really like I was just expecting domino's pizza with like, you know, butter chicken on top or something It was really good. It was like incredible. Like wow, I was like these guys should just be doing pizza, but They do you're talking about zante's pizza, right? I think so famed indian pizza. Okay. Well, I am gonna get indian pizza I'll send you an email and let you know how it goes I have survived other years to keep you up today and on my really important doings Um Indian pizza achievement unlocked. What's this? What's the verdict? Yeah, exactly. I'm sure it'll be good So are you guys just like not watching star trek discovery? I I begged roger to talk about it I No, I watched it. I like it. I really like it I didn't think I would like it I thought originally and this is this goes back to a discussion Tom and I had about like going in different directions to star trek and I brought up like well Maybe if they went with the darker edgier star trek like even darker than uh deep space nine It's like well, it's like that would be star trek anymore, right? That would be a totally different show That would be yeah battle star And I watched star trek discovery and it's like, you know what it doesn't feel like star trek But at the same time it still feels like star trek And I'm watching I'm watching orville and discovery and I'm enjoying them both because when I watch orville I feel like I'm watching star trek, but because it's got comedy I don't feel like it's a tired version of it Whereas when I'm watching discovery, I feel like I'm watching really good sci-fi That sort of occasionally reminds me. Oh, right. And this is in the star trek universe Yeah, I have to agree that it doesn't have it doesn't have the utopian flavor of star trek I mean it has a sense of you can imagine The utopian star trek may be growing out of this scenario, which is of course the whole point But it is so dark and especially the The sort of mid-season finale which is such a dumb idea that we have mid-season finales, but Uh, it left us on a very in a very dark place. Uh last week. So I true I you know, that's that's part of it. It's like, you know, you I think what's so great about it is without the contrast It would all feel the same which is kind of One of the major complaints ahead with wagers like that kind of feels All the same. I get it. You guys are stuck on the other side of the universe There's that whole episode where the the the other federation ship was Using those alien organisms as a power source. Yeah I really like that episode because there's a sense of there's that Taste of desperation. It's like, oh, we're really desperate to get get the heck out of here And Janeway is like, no, we would never do that and actually that exact same scenario came up in discovery because they're torturing The macro tardigrade to get around and then and you know, bernum is like, no, we're not going to do that Whereas lorca is like hell. Yeah, we're going to torture the tardigrade. Like who cares Yeah, exactly. And then the tardigrade. I think you need that because if without without I mean to be honest You know without conflict. It's not a very interesting show Yeah But that was always the genius of next generation is they had to be inventive about how to find the conflict And that made for some crazy good episodes It really did. Yeah, and I I wish that we could have that, you know, I wish that it didn't have to be just all this kind of dark Uh, you know internal conflict, but um, I'm still happy to have some actual legit star trek on the air I haven't watched the orville yet. Everyone keeps telling me I need to but I don't know, you know, I I still have to force myself to watch that show Just because it's it's Seth McFarlane. So every time I see it, I expect to see Half a dozen family guy gags roll in but you don't Yeah, I just don't like watching that guy. Like I just he's not I don't like him as a live action Guy, like I just don't think it works for for him. And I don't I mean, that's one of the reasons I think they're ready to look at Catherine Peliki Yeah, I mean that's probably the solution All right, uh, thanks again everyone for hanging out and joining us It was seago seago is the thing we're talking about. Oh my god seago. I need to look that up because I Is it around can I buy it? Can I know it's it's out of yeah, it's been they stopped making it years ago Wait that silo. No wonder I'm getting it was like in the 60s. Oh, no, but wikipedia. It was a diet drink. Yep It was one of the first meal replacement drink. Wow. So your dad worked on like an early version of soylent Yeah, the seago sort of uh diverged into soylent and ensure Like yeah, it actually it sounds a lot like insured like yeah So I wouldn't be surprised go ever made it into any of your fiction because it sounds a little bit science fictional No, I I feel like there should be some kind of coded reference to see there was also spoon up From at the in the same product line, which was a meal replacement pudding Ooh spoon up Wow Yeah, the only claim to fame like that in my family is my grandfather invented the pick a note Which you can't even find on wikipedia, which was a Kids musical instrument that you could play like a little flute and he sold them door to door in the 50s So if you're old, uh, like, you know, not old old, but you know, if you were in the 50s You know, you might remember the pick a note. That was that was my grandfather. Oh, yeah That's cool. All right. Thanks again for having me. Thanks again everybody. Bye. Bye. 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The first, I don't know 30 seconds of this video might be a little bit obnoxious Possibly turned down the volume So frigging cool, man what the actual heck The entire thing from start to finish it was 40 minutes of just the best Nintendo E3 event we have ever seen! Not only from Nintendo, but from anyone! Ever! And I might be saying that just a tiny bit biased because I am a huge Nintendo fan, but I do want to say, if you can right now look me in the eyes and say the words, I was disappointed with Nintendo's E3 Direct. And I don't know if you can actually call yourself a Nintendo fan at this point, because that Direct was tailored, handmade, for Nintendo fans of every variety. There was Mario, there was Animal Crossing, there was Luigi's Mansion, there was Zelda, there was everything, there was hardcore ports of games to the system, there was just so much. And two huge Smash Bros. reveals, including Banjo-Kazooie. Like, Nintendo couldn't be listening to us any more than they are right now, and I love it, I love Nintendo, I love all of you, I love everything. Let's just freaking go. I'm going to go through this entire event and just gush all over every single aspect about it, and I want to start by saying that my predictions for this event was pretty much on point, but also well than more than exceeded. I predicted that they would have to talk about a lot of these games that we've been waiting to hear about, and they did, but I also said that I doubt we'd get any new announcements, and we were wrong looking at you no more Heroes 3, but I do think it's funny now how close my April Fool's fake Direct ended up being. We're getting Witcher 3 on the Switch, we're getting Breath of the Wild 2, what? Oh, and I'm sorry I made you wait for this video, I know it's been a few hours, I actually completely crashed after I livestreamed, I was so freaking tired, and I didn't want to do this while I was tired because clearly I needed the freaking energy for how amazing that event was. Oh, I feel drunk on Nintendo right now. Okay, it started with a bang. We got a Smash Bros cinematic trailer that was really cool, and then introduced us to some Dragon Quest characters, a whole lot of Dragon Quest characters, and I mean that was fantastic, I would love to talk about it some more, but we just have so much stuff to cover, let's breeze past it, and then they moved into the Dragon Quest game coming to Switch, which we saw in Square Enix's event and we've been knowing about, but oh boy, if I ain't excited for it. I would love to say it's the RPG I'm most excited for on Switch, and even though it is up there right at the top, there is a ton coming right now, and we're gonna see a lot of them in this video right now. Then we had gameplay done right with the Luigi's Mansion breakdown of exactly how you play the game and all the new mechanics, and it just looks gorgeous. It looks like the best Luigi's Mansion game, way better than Dark Moon, and even better than the first one, gorgeous. Like it looks like it has all its, oh man, it just has such personality, and it just stands out from any other Mario game and even the other Luigi's Mansion games. Then we got the weirdest announcement from the entire event, uh, Dark Crystal Netflix game? I couldn't tell while watching it, like is it another interactive game, like Black Mirror, a Bandit Snatch that you play on your TV on Netflix, and it's just like co-published by Nintendo, but then it kinda looked like it was on Switch, but then it also said Netflix, and Netflix isn't on Switch. So I'm really confused by all of this. I knew I was excited for Link's Awakening because DART is Zelda, but I didn't realize how excited until it was thrown at my face during this event. You could even make your own dungeons now, so it has its own Zelda maker, so that was something else in my fake direct that I predicted by the way. Was there anything in my fake direct I got wrong, I wonder? I might have to go back and watch it again. Speaking of those amazing RPGs, we can cross another one off the list with Trials of Mana. This game looks fantastic, and I can't wait. And then we're also finally getting that Secret of Mana triple pack to the Switch. I don't know if it's digital only, or if it's getting a physical release. I'm not too fast, honestly. I can just import the Japanese physical release from Japan and then buy this digitally. Like, I don't care at this point, I'll do that if I have to. Witcher 3 is coming to Switch! And while we did see gameplay, by the way, we saw gameplay for everything in this direct. I don't want to sound like a broken record, so I'm just gonna say it here and now. And we, of course, saw gameplay for this, and it did look a little rough around the edges. I was wondering how are you gonna put Witcher 3 on the Switch, and it looks like it has taken a serious hit in the graphical department. However, it's on Switch. You can play the entire game on Switch, so no complaints from me. I am excited. We got another teaser for Fire Emblem, since that one is so close. Releasing next month. This is another one of those RPGs. Keep adding them, keep that tally going, guys. I don't know how any of us are gonna have enough time to play through all of these. I am really excited for this. I ordered the big bundle thing from GameStop. It's getting delivered straight to my door. I've forgotten what's in it, to be honest, but I am hype. Then, arguably, my favorite Resident Evil game, Resident Evil 5, is on the way to Switch, as well as 6, which is arguably my least favorite Resident Evil game. And I want to say, if you know around here, I am more than aware that Resident Evil 5 isn't a Resident Evil game. I just find that game to be one of the best co-op games I've ever played, and I have great nostalgia playing it with one of my friends. Now, I was under the understanding that Traverse Strikes Again was supposed to be a test as to whether or not they were gonna bother making another No More Heroes game. They even mentioned that fact in Traverse Strikes Again multiple times. Like, if that game was a success, they wouldn't make No More Heroes 3 for Switch. I guess they just didn't care and they went ahead and made it anyway, because here it is. Probably the second biggest and most exciting new announcement of the entire event, and that was... Oh, man. We got a new Contra game that does look pretty good, as well as all the other Contra games, including the Probo Tector games, which were the European releases of Contra. I'm in this, like, big pack now being released onto Switch, like, today. Then we got Panzer Dragoon out of nowhere, as well as more hype for the Pokémon games. Tell me that Astral Chain doesn't look way too ambitious for the Switch. Like, some of these areas that we're seeing, and just the scope of the gameplay, the detail and the visuals, like, this game doesn't look like it was made with the Switch in mind. It looks beautiful. The gameplay looks absolutely stunning. I love the way that you kind of use two characters and one and combine their attacks together and then merge them, and they're all linked together by this Astral Chain. And the story sounds really interesting. Everything about this game, I can't believe that it's just almost here already. Like, at some point, Platinum Games were like, we're just gonna make this really awesome game for Switch. There's completely brand new concept. It's gonna blow everyone's mind, and we're gonna tell everyone about it and then just release it a few months later. Yeah, no biggie. It's gonna be great. Another look at Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3, as well as a look at a bunch of new characters we haven't seen yet, like Ghost Rider and Electra and a ton more, even someone that I didn't know. Cadence of Hyrule didn't exactly get the stealth drop that I was expecting. However, it only releases like two or three days from now. In fact, as soon as this event ended, well, I mean, I fell asleep as I said, but when I woke up, I checked my phone, and Nintendo had already emailed me asking me if I wanted a code. I said yes, and now I'm waiting to hear back, so I might get to play this here pretty soon. But either way, we'll all get to play it very soon when it releases in like two days. And it still looks fantastic. I've already talked about this game a bunch. I won't waste any time on it here, but I am very, very excited. And it just looks like Link to the Past, but played to music, and, ah, my, ah, my gosh. Nintendo, you're just... again and again and again. I was wondering if they do a new Mario and Sonic at the Olympics game, and they are. I've actually never played one, so I mean, here it is, I guess. This next thing is the only thing that I will allow hardcore Nintendo fans to say they were disappointed in it. It is the only level of disappointment I am accepting from this entire event. Anything else you can get out of my face with, and I don't want to hear it, but the fact that Animal Crossing was pushed back until 2020, sure, I get that disappointment. We were told 2019, and we were looking forward to that, and now we have to wait until next year, which feels very far away. It's only a few months into the next year, so if they were planning for a late-year release anyway, it's still pretty close, but at the same time, okay, yeah, sure. However, we did get a look at the game, and you can't tell me that was disappointing, so it sort of leveled itself out. I am so ready, as a lot of you already know, I haven't really played Animal Crossing before, but I have been hyped to try out this one, and I am so much more hyped now than I was before. Oh boy! Then we got a montage.  I just want to... I'm about to read out every single game that was shown in this montage, and I want to say two things. One, every single one of these, and there's like 20, had gameplay, but also, there were so many great games, so many fantastic games and announcements in this one little montage alone that lasted about three minutes, that if Nintendo had really extended out that montage and just made a 40-minute direct for these, it still would have been better than every other event other than Square Enix's. That's how good just this one montage was, let alone the rest of Nintendo's event. By the way, there was like no talking in this event. It was just games, games, games for 40 minutes. I couldn't catch my breath. After every exciting announcement, there was another one immediately after. I didn't have time to consume it. I didn't have time to accept what was happening to my body and my mind and my soul. Nintendo, please, just calm down. Okay. So this is what was in that montage. We had Spyro coming to Switch, Silk Song coming to Switch, no surprise there. Nino Cooney, that was leaked recently. Apparently it's getting a remaster of some kind and we're getting the normal version on Switch, but still very exciting. Minecraft Dungeons, which we got to look at during Microsoft's event. S-blades, whatever. My friend, Pedro, that game releases pretty soon and looks really good. Droom Eternal, we knew about. The Sinking City looks interesting. Wolfenstein Youngblood, Dead by Daylight, apparently that's coming to Switch. Who knew? Another game that looks a little rough around the edges, if you ask me, but still. Alien Isolation is actually a hidden gem and I'm looking forward to playing that on Switch. Crystal Chronicles, we knew about. Dragon Quest Build is too. I'll always take more gameplay of that. Stranger Things 3, a beat em up in the Stranger Things universe I'm looking forward to.  But I will say that even Nintendo showed some actual gameplay of that game and not just a bunch of people prancing around on stage doing a chicken dance. Katan, Super Lucky's Tale, I guess Xbox is just giving up on the concept of exclusive. Dauntless actually looks interesting, I'm not sure what that is. And just a little reminder that a fantastic game called Super Mario Maker 2 is on the way to Switch pretty soon. And again, just that montage made dreams come true and it was just a very small portion of this. Now of course, a montage in a Nintendo event means that we're pretty close to the end and we probably only have one or two things left. The next announcement was delivered in the exact same way that the King K. Rool announcement for Smash was delivered except this time King K. Rool was along for the ride. We all got trolled into thinking that Banjo might become in the Smash but then it ended up actually being the duck hunt dog, however, then it actually ended up being Banjo in Smash. This was just so cool because it's Nintendo listening. Now for me, I like Banjo just fine. I didn't really care one way or another if he did make it into Smash but just the fact that everyone else wanted this so bad and Nintendo went, okay, we'll figure out how to make that happen and then made it happen, that in itself is a reason for me to lose my mind because I love Nintendo as a company. I'm so glad they were able to give all of you this moment and I was definitely along for that excitement hype but then, ladies and gentlemen, in the spot that I expected to maybe see Bayonetta or maybe see Metroid, they showed us something else, something different, something I would never have expected in a million years even though I somewhat called it in my fake direct. Breath of the Wild fricking to. I, did Nintendo not only just win E3 this year but win E3 every single year ever? Can we please go back?  There's a lot going on here to unpack and I'm gonna keep it pretty short because honestly, it might be a whole video on its own but just in case you're new around here, Zelda is my baby. I am, Breath of the Wild is my favorite game of all time, tied with Ocarina so I've put a lot of thought into a potential Breath of the Wild sequel and I've said it before, somewhere on my channel, I have a lot of videos I can't remember where. I have said before, I would be very surprised if the next Zelda game wasn't either in the Breath of the Wild universe as a direct sequel or at the very least using the Breath of the Wild engine. I feel like it was pretty obvious as to why and I mean clearly they are doing it but they built this entire engine from ground up. It took them like what, five years to make that game? And it was loved. Like people loved this engine. They were like, yes, this is what Zelda should be. Thanks for reimagining it this way. So they're gonna spend five years doing that and then just turn around and what, make Wind Waker too? No, it didn't really make much sense to me. So from the very start, the very launch of Breath of the Wild, I kind of always knew that that was what was gonna happen, that it was going to be Breath of the Wild too or at least using that engine. However, now the next thing I predicted and I know I've said this somewhere and again I'm speculating and guessing based on that trailer but I said, I betcha it's darker. I betcha the same thing happens that happened back on the Nintendo 64 with Ocarina of Time. The next game, Majora's Mask, was so much darker. Ocarina of Time, pretty light, fun friendly, exploration, explore the world of Hyrule, save the princess kind of game. But then the next game, Majora's Mask, it was dark, it was creepy and it just had a different tone to it. And tell me that this little snippet of a trailer didn't look dark as heck. This weird creepy creature thing that did like a neck twist and an eye glow and Zelda and Link clearly looked freaked out. There was like a slow heartbeat in the background. The music and the tone was just ever so creepy. The Zelda castle seemed to get messed up like this is this game is the Majora's Mask to Ocarina of Time. It's the darker Breath of the Wild. It's Breath of the Wild 2, baby! This makes a lot of sense and I'm really glad they did it. I don't know about all of you but I wasn't ready to leave the Breath of the Wild Zelda universe behind. I really wanted to flesh that out more. Zelda didn't get nearly enough screen time and does look like in this game she's part of the adventure this time around. Her and Link have set off to be explorers. Maybe you even get to play as her. Maybe you get the option of picking between Link and Zelda or maybe you switch between the two of them throughout the adventure. I am honestly down for either of those scenarios. I will be surprised if we get it 2020. However, I am hoping. And that was Nintendo's event and I'm sorry if you're sat there seriously sat there going, oh, there was no F-Zero so it sucked. I mean, there's always gotta be something that you're looking for and maybe it's not there but for the most part if you're an overall Nintendo fan then this was the direct for you and there's no way you can be disappointed.   Some things still need release dates but for the most part we know when things are coming now. There's pretty much a game a month from this point on if not more but I would love to know what you guys thought of that direct. Be honest, let me know down below. Thanks for waiting for this video. Thanks for watching this entire E3 with me for everyone that hung out in the streams, everyone that waited for my video to come out after the stream and then watched that. Just thank you. Thank you for the 600,000. Thank you for like the 6,000, another subs that we got on the channel today. It's been an insane E3 season. I might make a couple more videos like my favorite things at E3 and then we can start getting back into the game reviews. I have a ton of games I wanna talk about that I finished recently that I played right before E3. Cadence of Hyrule is out pretty soon so we'll have to talk about that whenever I get my code from Nintendo. And I'm just gonna end this video before I run out of breath. Thank you so much for watching this. Smash like for the excitement, hair flip on that subscribe button if you love Nintendo and double hair flip on the bell with notifications turned on. And if you found out during this event that you're not actually a Nintendo fan that's fine. It's okay. We'll welcome you back at any time. I love you all. I'm shaking with excitement. I'm gonna go make this video and then get some well-earned rest. Okay, bye.


I had to mentally prepare myself for this one.  I'm Corbin. And today, as you've seen from the title of this video, is a very special historic day in our Stupid Reactions history because someone sent me Rithik's underwear. So, to unbox then. And I believe there's multiple pairs in here. This is a long time coming. I've been dreaming of this day early Christmas to me. So I'll unbox these and do an official unboxing video. I doubt anybody's ever unboxed Rithik's underwear before.  Unbox Rithik's. So, yeah, I'll just start unboxing these. And then maybe I'll do a little modeling show for you. We've got three pairs. Let's pray. Get the first pair here. I don't wanna see the others. Rithik, you've got some great underwear. Look at the fabric. It's real light, breathable, which is good in underwear. Um, elastic. I don't know how to unbox underwear. They're real nice. I'm sure they'll look fantastic on me. Do you think that all Rithik's muscles are because of, is it underwear? Like the underwear gives him the muscles? Let's hope so. This is a little note in it from Rithik here. He signed it personally. This is not a mass copy. It says, rise to every challenge and keep going. True happiness is simply being the best version of yourself in my underwear. Okay, these ones are more of a grayish, blue. Ooh, this part's kind of see-through. If I model these, we might get demonetized. Oh, wow. They're really comfortable down. These look like really, really breathable, but like you can see right there, like I'm pretty sure I can see through that. Not the, mmm, they smell good. This is probably the dumbest video I've ever done.  Yeah, this is what they use in the military probably. Look at that, look at that. Don't you just feel like a man in those? I do. Everyone. I just want you to know, I have Rithik Roshan's underwear.  Yeah, they all look like so comfortable. Like that's all I'm ever gonna be wearing. You know, I wear my jean jacket a lot. I will never not be wearing Rithik's underwear now. Ooh, and another personalized message from Rithik Roshan. So I guess, no more delay, I guess. I guess I better go try them on. I don't know how I'm gonna show you them either because I don't know what will get the demonetized. Also, I haven't worked out in a while. So there's that. And I'm gonna be down to literally Muscivies. Let's go. On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me A partridge in a pear tree On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me A pups and a partridge in a pear tree On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me Three French ends, two turtle doves And a partridge in a pear tree Some squats in them. They're really breathable, which is nice. Really good looking. My wife likes them, so that's good. Little embarrassed because, you know, like I said, I haven't worked out in a while. So don't judge me too hard in the comments, please. But I feel like they make me look a little more chiseled than I actually am. You tell me, I don't know. Joel Latter. Yeah, so I like these ones. Sorry, I have to flex a little bit, you know. Don't wanna look too scrawny. But yeah, I feel, these ones are really nice too. Like, there you go, there you go. So, how's that look? Does it make my butt look good?  She's over here, you know. She's embarrassed because, you know, once again, I haven't worked out in a while. Oh, but yeah, let's try the next one. These are really great, I love this. Deck the halls with pals of Harley fuzzin' to be Charlie. They all feel pretty similar, honestly. I mean, I think they're all the exact same underwear, so that makes sense. But I like all of them. I feel like they make me look really good. Um, I don't know, might do some yoga, I don't know, maybe. Good for stretching, you know, there you go. Joy to the Lord is come, Let her heaven and nature sing.


Sekarang, segera. Sekarang kita bergerak kepada sebuah seksan yang awak perlukan, yang adalah kategori network. Kategori network boleh digetakkan, tapi walaupun jika yang berada di dalam keterangan, kawasan perang, dan sebuah akitektur. Jadi, mereka adalah sebuah kategori network yang serbuk yang berjaya, yang pertama adalah kawasan perang, yang kedua adalah kawasan perang, yang ketiga adalah kawasan merajuan, dan yang terakhir adalah kawasan wajar, network wide area. Okey, so these are the summary of the four common categories of network. So we go to the first one, a local area network. A local area network is usually privately owned and link the devices in a single office building or campus as you can see in our summary here. Depending on the needs of an organization and the type of technology used, a LAN can be as simple as two PCs and a printer in someone's home office or it can extend throughout a company and include audio and video peripheral. Currently, LAN size is limited to only few kms. The second one we go to the wide area network. A wide area network provides a long distance transmission of data, image, audio and video information. Over large geographic area that may comprise a country, a continent or even the whole world. A one can be as complex as the backbone that connects the internet or as simple as a dial up line that connects a home computer to the internet. What about the Metro Polyton Area Network or AMAN? AMAN is a network with a size between a LAN and a one. It normally covers the area inside a town or a city. It is designed for customers who need a high speed connectivity normally to the internet and have end point spread over a city or part of a city. Example is a cable TV network that originally was designed for cable TV but today can also be used for high speed data connection to the internet. And the last one is your personal area network. A personal area network covers a devices such as computer, telephone and personal digital assistance, PDA, your smartphone, speakers, which are actually connected together to form a network. It is designed for personal use with limited range which is actually less than 100 metres. Wireless PAN or WAPAN use wireless network technology such as infrared, Bluetooth, etc. So to conclude, we have looked at the basic concept of data communication, the different type of network topologies and its transmission mode and lastly the category of network. That's all for now. Thank you.


Oh, here's one Michelle wrote question.  You know, it's funny. As soon as I saw this, Michelle, I have to say I literally was flashback to the date I had, I wanna say it was about five years ago. And we were Facebook friends. And so I wasn't really sure we were gonna explore dating or anything, but we went out once and she invited me to be her escort to a charity function. So I went with her and then I asked her out on the date some time after that, I think it was a month or so after that. And I remember we were sitting at the bar having a drink. And I was kind of asking about, you know, seeing each other. And she said to me, Jonathan, okay, I'm gonna tell it to you the way I heard it. I'm not sure these were the exact words, but this is what I heard. Jonathan, you're too fat. And she said, Jonathan, you're too fat. Those weren't her exact words, but that's what I heard. And I mean, quite frankly, I was floored. Now I think she said it in a different way because she professed to be athletic and healthy and all that sort of thing. And at that time I'll be candid with you. I did weigh about 10, 15 pounds more back then, but I'll never forget how that felt to hear the words, you're fat, or at least that's the way my brain interpreted. So that is the worst thing. Well, I'm sure my ex-wife said some really shitty things to me, but that's the worst thing I ever heard on a first date. So thank you for asking that question. I really appreciate it. All right, Kit Kat writes in question. If you tell him he's amazing in bed, could that make him think he's a stud? And then he goes off looking for others as he thinks he's super stud. Could that backfire then? Great question. So Kit Kat, do you remember I said, emotionally healthy men love these phrases. Emotionally unhealthy men may use these phrases against you. So yes, there is absolutely a possibility if a man thinks he's great in bed and he doesn't value you that he may go off and try to spread his seed elsewhere. But that means you didn't do a good enough job vetting him to determine if the two of you are a fit. This is why continually that ladies recommend the book Eight Dates by Drs. John and Julie Gottman. Let me tell you this, guys in it for the short run, they won't put up with this. They'll be overwhelmed. That's too much. Oh my God, I barely know you. Why would you wanna do that?  I'm sorry ladies, I know I'm cursing here and I wanna apologize. I just wanna remind you, I'm your big brother. If I could be there on a first date, I'd have the shotgun ready pointed at the guy's nose and I'd say, what is your intentions with my sister, my little sister?  You know what, guys back then knew that they actually had to treat women with respect. So if a guy's in it for the short run, he's gone when you talk about the deeper stuff. He's gone. But Jonathan, that's gonna scare him in a way. All the dating coaches tell me never, never, ever do this.   And a lot of the dating rhetoric is based on the surface. It's all based on attraction and romance without any understanding of, is this person compatible with me? Do we share the same values? Are our lifestyles actually blendable? And is this person a grown up enough to be in relationship? You know, it's interesting. I was watching a video before I logged on today and it was about what you should know about divorce. And what it says is the minute you file for divorce, all rationale goes out. Everything you thought was rational about the other person goes out the window. And that is so effing true. Human beings become ridiculously irrational the minute they go through a divorce because then it's all about self. It's all about self. And this is true of men and women alike. It's what can I get from the other person? Isn't that fascinating to think about that? Two people that loved each other and they spent $100,000 on their wedding or even $10,000 on their wedding, whatever they spent. They, you know, you gave, we love each other so much.  Isn't it fascinating? I find it absolutely human behavior fascinates me. I mean, I am addicted to studying human behavior. I'm a junkie for it. And I'm fascinated at dysfunctional behavior partially because I witnessed my own dysfunctionality every given day of the week. I am riddled with flaws. I just happen to be aware of them. Most human beings are blind to their flaws. They're unaware. And so going back Kit Kat, if a man uses that against you, then he's not your guy. But I'm gonna tell you, if you said it to me, woo-hoo!  So if you really wanna make a guy give him goosebumps, the healthy guy, tell him how amazing he is in bed. Kit Kat, thank you so much for that one. I really appreciate it. All right. Jolie says, what can be a bad, what can be bad to ask from a guy? I once had a woman ask me for $10,000 on a first date. I think asking a guy for money isn't a good thing. Moscow Mule time. Let me ponder that and I'll get back to you. You know, folks.


The Jack Benny program. The Princess of California, starring Jack Benny, with Mary-Lennyson Rochester, Dennis A. Box, Bosby, and the first crew in the dog world. Ladies and gentlemen, as you probably know, our little star is currently appearing here in San Francisco at the Curran Theater. At popular prices. Continue, Don. It has been said that Jack Benny has made more people laugh in this town than any other comedian. That's right. And now I'd like to bring you the man who said it, Jack Benny! Thank you, thank you, thank you. Hello again, this is Jack Benny talking, and Don, considering that we're doing this show away from our hometown, I don't think that was much of an introduction.  What? You heard me. Why should I say nice things about a man who's going to fire me?  Then why did you buy me a one-way ticket to San Francisco? Because I couldn't get reservations back. Look, if you don't believe me, then get your own transportation back to Los Angeles and charge it to me. Okay, I'm going to make reservations for my return trip on the TWA bus. Bus? Look down, the TWA is an aeroplane. It flies. Not when I'm on it. That's right, Don. When you're on a plane, it's a bus. When you're on a train, it's a subway. You can change anything. Oh, hello, Bob. Hello, Jack. How are you, folks? Say, I'm sorry I'm late, Jack, but I was writing a letter to my wife, and I didn't notice what time it was. Oh, that's all right, Bob. Sure, Mr. Family, I was so lonely, I felt like calling June and having her fly up here with all the kids. Well, why didn't you? Oh, I don't know. Two weeks in a hotel with my wife and five kids. Gee, that could run into quite a bit of money. But, Bob, you're with me.  I insist that you call them and haven't come up here. I'll pay for it. The trip? No, the call. Anyway, if you're lonesome, Bob, occupy your time. Go around. See the sight. Oh, that's what I've been doing for the past few days with the boys in the band. Oh, good. Are the fellas getting a kick out of San Francisco? Yeah, humbly. I think this town has Remly confused. Frankie? Frankie, confused? Yeah, we were all walking along Market Street, and we came to the corner of Market and Paul. Do you know where they turn the cable cars around? Oh, yes, yes, I've seen those turns, David. So, Remly took one look at it and yelled, Hey, dig that crazy record player. No. Yeah, he stayed there for five days. He wasn't going to leave till he played doggie in the window. Remly wouldn't leave. What did you do? Well, we got the motorman to bark three times and Frankie was happy. Well, that is one of the silliest things. Come in. Hello, Jack. Well, Giselle McKenzie. Hey, fellas, you know Giselle, don't you? Oh, certainly, Jack. She's appearing with you at the current theater here in San Francisco. At popular prices. She's very good, too. Hey, Jack, I just dropped in to see if you had that arrangement for the new number you want me to try on Saturday's matinee. Oh, my goodness, I forgot it.  Well, I'll be at the theater. Tell him to call my dressing room before he comes. You? You have a phone in your dressing room at the current theater? Yes, I asked the manager for one and he put it in. That's funny. I asked the manager to put a phone in my dressing room and he turned me down. Hmm.  Nothing, but I'm supposed to walk that way. Go out in the hall and call Rochester. There's a phone booth out there. I'll be right back. See that, Giselle, is a cute girl. So pretty, too. I think she likes me. Last night, after the show, she came into my dressing room and ran her fingers through my hair. Boy, was she surprised when I walked in and caught her doing it. I think I'll have one made out of mink. Women love mink. Hmm, there's someone in the phone booth. Did you make her call, Jack? No, no, there was someone in the booth I'll call later. Well, then I'd better run along. Oh, just a minute, Giselle. You don't think the audience here is going to let you get away without singing a song, do you? But Jack, my contract with you calls for me to appear with you at the current theater, not to sing on your radio show. Oh, you're mistaken, Giselle. You see, the contract specifies that you're to sing on my radio program, too. It's the last clause. Oh, so that's what the Chinese writing was. Yes, my lawyer is one long loophole. Now go ahead and sing, honey. It's very hard to do, the world is more... Thank you for appearing on my program.  Honey, I like that. I just took a wild guess. You know, that's real huge, Giselle. You know, folks, we had the toughest time getting that Chinese line past the censor, you know. Anyway, oh, hello, Mary. Hello, Jack. Hi, kid. How are you enjoying yourself here in San Francisco? Oh, fine, Jack. But the funniest thing happened yesterday. What was it? I got on the cable car at the corner of Mark and Paul, and when I gave my fair to the motorman, he barked at me three times. No. If you don't believe me, ask Bramley. He was lying right there on the sidewalk. Mary, a man with his eyes closed is not a witness. Oh, hello, Giselle. Hello, Mary. Giselle, have you been having a good time in San Francisco? Oh, wonderful time, Mary. I've been everywhere. By the way, have you been up to the top of the market? Well, Jack promised to take me up, but he still hasn't. No, I'm a little afraid to go up there. I get dizzy, you know. So, hi. Jack, it is me. He's talking about the prices. Oh, stop. Hey, Jack, when are you going to get me that musical arrangement? Do you want me to rehearse? Oh, yes. Excuse me, kid. I'm going out and phone the hotel. When you say I beg your pardon, then I'll come back to you. When you ask me? Oh, good. There's no one in the phone booth. Now, let's see. What's the number of the Fairmont Hotel? Oh, yes. Douglas 28800. In San Francisco... Operator, I'd like to speak to... Every room, national apartment, vital suites, coffee shop, and spacious lobby. Operator, I'd like to talk... Elevator service, room service, tailor shop, jewelry shop... Operator, I'd like to... Operator, will you please get me the... Maybe weekly race, monthly race, and travel again. Now, look, look... In San Francisco, the only place to live is a Fairmont Hotel, Knob Hill, overlooking the Bay. Operator, operator, I'm trying to get... Stop! She's a Fairmont operator. That was my last dime. I'll have to go back in the studio and borrow one. Uh, do you like to call Jack? No, I had trouble with the operator, and I used my last dime. I'd like to try using your first one. Has anybody got a dime? There you are, Jack. Thanks, I'll be right back. What are you laughing at, Mary? You know, Bob, Jack always has trouble wherever he goes. Well, I didn't know he had any trouble here in San Francisco. Oh, then you don't know what happened to him yesterday morning. No. Jack was asleep in his suite at the hotel, and Rochester was getting ready to wake him up.  Let me put my arms around you. Come here, Marilyn. Kiss me. Oh, not so good. That dog in the next room was whining all night. Imagine a dog being in the next room. Well, you better get dressed, boys. You'll be late for your rehearsal. Oh, I've been so busy, I forgot. Well, I better... Okay. Operator, get me room service, please. Yes, sir, I want to wear my blue suit tonight at the theater, so please press it, will ya? Well, boys, you know there's balance service in this hotel, don't you? Of course I know, but what do you think I've got you for? Me? Yes, you. Well, listen alphabetically. Attendant, actor. Look. More timbers than the federal government. Now stop with that talk and start pressing my blue suit. Okay. Doorman, dishwasher, dust... Lock it, sir. Stop complaining. You... You don't do so much. All I know is anytime somebody asks me to shake their hands, I gotta put something down. Now, you know that's not true. Anyway, I've got to... Come in. Room service, what your breakfast for, huh? Oh, good, good. Put it right here. Oh, good. Put it right here on the table, huh? Here, it looks good, and I'm really hungry. Okay, sir, and here's the check. Oh. Now, let's see. What? A dollar and forty cents? Why, that's outrageous.  You know, one long loophole is out of town. Waiter, how in the world could this be a dollar and forty cents? That's a thirty-five cents for orange juice. Isn't that awfully high? Well, you see, sir, we don't grow oranges here. They come from Florida. So what? I don't have to pay for their vacation. Well, I'm just a waiter, sir. I don't have anything to do with the prices. Now, look at this, two eggs, sixty cents. Do you realize that's thirty cents an egg? Yes, sir. Thirty cents for one little egg. What's in an egg that could make it worth thirty cents? Well, it's a whole day's work for a chicken. That's a very old joke. Well, I thought it was funny when I heard it last night at the current theater. At the current theater? At popular prices. Now, let's see, twenty cents for a pot of coffee. Well, that's all right. Hey, what's that extra quarter for? That's a twenty-five cent charge for seven meals in a room. Well, open the door. I'll eat it out in the hall. Well, that won't help, sir. All right, all right. I didn't order anything to have with my coffee. Waiter, what would you suggest? Well, we have donuts, Spanish pastry, French toast, and cimeron rolls. Oh, never mind. I'll drink my coffee without anything. Okay, goodbye. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Here's a tip for you. Oh, boy, this is wonderful. This is marvelous. Thank you. Thank you so much. You're so very generous. Wait a minute. I only gave you a nickel. I know, but when you're not happy, jack-o-per-it and... Silly guy. Now, Rochester, let's just... I wonder what he forgot. Come in. Hello, Jack. Oh, Mary, I thought you were the waiter. I didn't expect to see you at a rehearsal. Well, I came over because I wanted to see you alone. Why, anything wrong? I'm sorry, but I was looking at the script for Sunday's program. And, Jack, I wish you'd tell your writers to stop writing things about my sister, Babe. She's sensitive. But, Mary... Like the thing they've got in this script. I'm supposed to say that it takes Babe longer to make up her face because she has the power of her noses. But, Mary, it's just a joke. If they want a joke, let them make up something. All right, I'll speak to them. Apologize to Babe. And another thing. I noticed in going through the script that you planned to play your violin on the program. That's right.  Again? Again. Oh, Jack. Nobody wants to hear you play love and bloom. Mary, I've learned a new one. It's called pretend. Now, wait, I'll get my violin and I'll play it for you. Yeah, it is, boss. Gentlemen, that concludes another program. And next Sunday we'll be doing another broadcast from San Francisco. I want to thank you, Zelma Kenzie, for appearing on my show tonight. It was a pleasure, Jack. And don't forget to tell the people about your stage show. Oh, yes, ladies and gentlemen. We'll still be at the current theater for another week. At popular prices. Oh, yes, yes. Good night, boss. The United States Armed Forces Radio Service.


Hi, this is Steve Pittman. I'm a member of Longmont Public Media and I'm here in our equipment room And I'm going to show everyone how to rig a Mevo camera to live stream an event So first thing we need to do is collect all the equipment in from the room here and it's spread all over So I'm going to pull it out right now first of all we need a tripod and We need a tripod plate Then we need a Mevo camera and we need a this is going to come in very handy a battery and We need a a plate to hold the shotgun mic and the Mevo camera and We need the shotgun mic Which is right here So now I'm going to show you how to put all these parts together The first thing we need to do is get the tripod ready And the next thing we need to do is to secure the battery to the tripod plate There's a screw and the tripod plate that the battery fastens to then we need to put the Bracket on top of the battery. Well, actually let's put this into the tripod first Then we put the bracket on top And this bracket is going to be used to hold both the Mevo camera and the shotgun mic So then we put the shotgun mic on the bracket Oops, I realized I forgot to get a hot shoe, which is another thing you need. They're down in this box Here's the hot shoe looks like that And it will be used to secure the Mevo to the bracket put the hot shoe onto the bracket And there it is Basically, you want the Mevo and the shotgun mic pointing in the same direction the shotgun mic will pick up Distant conversations so that basically when you're live streaming you're going to get The voices of whoever the camera is pointed at So now this is all ready But actually you need something to drive the Mevo camera with or manage the Mevo camera And I have the perfect implement right here it's my iPhone the The only thing is you will need a reasonable amount of storage because it's going to store the footage on your phone in some cases It in the you can record it in the Mevo However, if your phone is short of storage the other thing you need of course is a cable to connect your camera to this battery down here because This is gonna this whole thing is going to drain the camera pretty good so and then the your iPhone mounts securely in the bracket with this little dooflatch it I do watch it the technical term and So there we are I recommend a tripod because it's steady once you've pointed it in the right direction when you're live streaming but there you go you can imagine yourself in a big room here with tables and you're maybe close to one of the tables so you point the the live stream down at the table and You can pick up conversations that people have


Contestants 231 and 232, you're up. Welcome. What are your names and where are you from? Do you need a second? I'm sorry. This is just, we've come so far to get here and this is my dream and our dream and I'm really embarrassed. I'm sorry. Don't be sorry. Just take a second, compose yourself and cue the music when you're ready. I'm ready to go. Are you okay? Okay. Cue music. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. No, don't. I'm ruining this. You're not ruining this. Don't ever apologize to me. Look, I love you. I've just been so emotional since 9-11. No, it was hard. 9-11 was hard for everyone. Yeah, but mostly for me though. No, I think it was probably harder for the victims and their families. I don't think that's true. You just gotta be strong, babe. That's why we dance. You're right. You're right. Get up. Okay. Sorry, do you mind if we take it one more time? Cue music. No. No. No, no, no, no. I wasn't ready. I wasn't saying it. I'm ready now. Cue music. It's this song. This is our song. Rod, we have never heard this song before. The producers picked this song. The first time we heard it was 30 minutes ago. I like that song. I have no idea, Rod. You can shazam it later, but we're in the middle of it. No, I can't. I have to delete it from my phone because I don't have storage.  Keep your eye on the prize. We're doing this, okay? You're right. You're right. I'm sorry.   Can we just please have one more try? Just one more chance. Yeah, go ahead. Yes. Okay. Cue music. What if you died? What if you died? I don't know what I'd do. Rod, I'm here. I'm here right now. Why are you thinking about this? I don't know. I thought about it and it made me sad. Be the present. Live for now. You're so right. You're always right. I love you. I love you too.