zelo za to skupno prezentacijo, pa imam objezdu, da ga se gribe o objezda. Ya bila v Sovacije in sentariči, ali počeščo v vsem, jih mora se vzbi iz novom neshkrat, in da imamo taj na malo.  To je tukaj, kaj je svoje historične reminicacije za Slovakie in Slovakie. Zvom, kaj je tukaj v Ilandu, kaj je tukaj tukaj s Slovakimi. To je nekaj nekaj, kaj je tukaj, kaj je tukaj, kaj je tukaj, kaj je tukaj, kaj je tukaj, kaj je tukaj, kaj je tukaj, kultu, v tem, da je ekonomične vsev, srštrije vsev, vzelo vzelo, da je vsev, z kajim, da se počeš. Veselim, da se vse vsev izgleda. Veselim, da se počeš, da se počeš, da se počeš, bo bili nekaj nekaj nekaj neželi. Zdaj zelo sem bilo v ničje kljenje, z kaj sem bilo vse tebe, ker mora tam zelo, da se počestimo. Zelo da se prišli na 3 elemenci. Jedno je, ker smo v euronie, bo bilo nekaj neželi, da si se pravimo vzlušati način vsakolikov in fiskov. Vse je izpravil, da sem tukaj izpravil. In izgledajte z njegov oznih števnjih, pridljanih, kod všakvosti pravajs, ko smo se vse vse na Slovensku perspektivu od trpnev EU in svoj tukaj pomembno. In izgledajte početno, kako smo se vse vse na Slovensku perspektivu izgledajte v Slovensku perspektivu. Tukaj, kaj je tukaj izgleda, nekaj je izgleda sovakija iskoda z vsej ekonomi. Zvom, da je tukaj izgleda izgleda izgleda. In da je zelo, da se si je zelo, da v sej tabu se zelo, da zelo izgleda, da je zelo, da je od vse izgleda. Vse nas je poločilo in zelo je bilo zelo. V sees nas je zelo, da je izgleda. Vse je zelo, da je od vse zelo, da je od vse izgleda.   Na različno gdp, načinštje govoril, jezna, da jezna gdp, jezna, da jezna, da jezna, da jezna, da jezna, da jezna, da jezna, da jezna, da jezna, slovakljev, ki je tukaj izgleda z EDP, z kaj je tukaj nekaj poslednji procedir.  Tukaj smo počkali vse, kaj je tukaj nekaj poslednji EDP, kaj je tukaj poslednja, in drugi svoj zvon, da je nekaj zelo seznačen del, ki jaz sem pošli. Nama tudi tudi 3.3, 3.4 dolega je vseznačen, vseznačen, kaj smo nekaj obježili z komisem. Zato sem bilo vseznačen, z kajim vseznačenem v Brasov, in zelo vseznačen, zelo vseznačen, zelo vseznačen. V tom sem tudi tudi izgledaj, da se pristeljemo, da bi smo na 3 % tako še njih. Tako da bi smo vse, kot se dobišljali vzbih vzgledaj, konstrukčnjih vzbih drugi, dva, dve, dve veči vzbih, da mislili smo vzbih nas na težkoj, postavljali prizvim bar. Tukaj izgovoril, ki je v slabu, se lahko je poživljeni, nekaj ne razimelj so. Zelo je veliko vzpečen, kako z bavima, ko je vzpečen na ljubi, še jasno je veliko solizirala, zato je tukaj izgleda za poživljeni izgleda zelo. V Slovakiju je to ljubi je vzpečen 55, 56. Vznikam, da je v Sloveniji so počustil, da je to vs. v Stavku, ki so vsočil, na zelo, kako je vznik. To je zelo, da je 60%. Na različenh začinaj, kako je zelo, kako je zelo, kako je vznik, da je zelo, kako je zelo. Na različenh začinaj, da je zelo, tudi nekaj delovnih zelo na vsočenji. If you get at 55 lvl, the next year expenditures of the government have to be cut by 3% and if you hit 57% the next year the deficit has to be zero, which would mean if we hit 57% it's more or less a political suicide because we have to cut somewhere, in our case almost 3% of GDP, in je ti imačno načając. Kočni je več, ki smo zne, ki dela z Evropa counsel, je tukaj, da do reduženja vnjereh zvonja tajnjih, zelo se lahkaj potrebe 50% pa je to način politični lg. Zato vzičaj drožel, je lahko seznih. Druga v kapljenju ekonomizma, z koliža tudi na tvoj tabu, skupnjava vsi, kaj naredilo vsi, vsakih zbizernih, da vsak ali je tako, a ki očulim, tako, izgovoril je o ekonomizmanje in zredanje, na začetnih techniča in izgovoril je začeliščenje. Zdaj smo prišli včasnih, da sovakek ekonomi, kaj je tudi prišli in prišli revolucijo in prišli revolucijo. Sovakek je nekaj metologi produsor. Sovakek je nekaj produsor in nekaj nekaj nekaj nekaj nekaj nekaj revolucijo. Ači je da je mene treba in svojnji supportive soldatiar. En takimi bolj nekaj nekaj nekaj nekaj nekaj nekaj nekaj nekaj nekaj nekaj nekaj nekaj nekaj nekaj nekaj veseb. Izi so dobilo z Foremsko, kaj si je osoveni sovakev, tudi na nekaj nekurganih 하�jeric, prejozitro, iProx. To je velik zelo džavek ekonomiji, ki je tudi od drugih več glasba. Da je veliko vzenačil obližen ekonomiji, ki je tudi pohledali in vjev 2006 in 2010. Zelo tudi je veliko glasba in je, ki so našli 10 njih glasba, v Slovakim glasbi s 5% glasba per se. To je, da so da, nekaj, taj nekaj, taj, taj, taj, taj, zelo, taj, zelo. In je bil veliko vse prej, da sem, da je vse, taj, izgledaj na informacijno, komunikacije, začnem, je začela, da se veti vse, da je vse, da se vse, da je vse, ekonomi in inovitivih industrij, ki so pripraviti na nekaj čednih lebroforov, z njim, način, na njim svoj, in na nekaj nekaj pravih idejo. Vse je to zelo inšljaj, da je to čelne, če je pačno sputila, kaj je ekonomik, vse začne, As you can see, we have moved just 10 years ago when we were entering the European Union, in terms of GDP level was around 57% of EU, we were able to grow in those 10 years to almost 76%. So quite a strong economy grows and getting closer to the EU average. So hopefully we will catch up at some point in Ireland, so we will see. And this is a kind of comparison of Ireland, Slovakia and EU 28. We can see the strong growth, especially as I already mentioned those years, 2004, 2008, and then the major fall and economic decline, especially in 2009, and then gradual recovery, which is now becoming much more obvious. A few things about the process of integration and successes as well as failures. As I already mentioned, we joined the European Union in 2004. Then we entered into the ERM mechanism as a first step towards entering Eurozone, accession to the Schengen area, entering Eurozone in 2009. So we are also celebrating five years of our membership in the Eurozone. And we will have presidency of the EU in the second half of 2016, for which we are also preparing now because, as you know from your experience, it's quite a heavy duty exercise. In terms of our successes, we believe that our membership in the European Union has thus to stabilize our democratic institutions. It was a major impulse to the economic and social development, and certainly the use of the EU funds were critical elements for public investment. And today, basically the EU funds represents about 75% of our public investments, so this is a critical element in moving the economy forward. This is comparison with the so-called Visegrad four countries. So these are our main neighbors and, in a way, peer countries, meaning Hungary, Poland, as well as Czech Republic. As you can see, Slovakia is the blue line, and it shows that we are really the tiger growing faster than the other three. Poland is another country that is very dynamically developing and really growing each year. Czech Republic, as you can see, was more or less stagnating in terms of its economic growth, and Hungary has also experienced some growth, but recent years were not the best. So we have, and I think this is special when looking at the fact that part of Czechoslovakia and the less developed part of Czechoslovakia, the fact that the developments during the years of separation after 1993 have shown that Slovakia was really able to grow economically and get closer in terms of its economic performance and GDP to the level of the Czech Republic. Some of the challenges, as far as euro area is concerned, I think it's a good sign that some new countries are joining. Latvia, as you know, is a member of the eurozone since January 1. Lisvenija most probably is to become the new member starting January 1. Next year. As for the countries who are our peer group, Czech Republic, Hungary, Poland, it's not clear, and it's certainly part of their decision when they want to enter, at which point, but certainly we believe that the worst time of eurozone is over. You may remember the second half, end of 2012, a lot of discussion because of Greece and Spain, et cetera, about the collapse of eurozone, about different type of exits of countries. We believe that now we are in a different shape and that we have a situation where eurozone is a sustainable part of the international construct. Of course, these changes which have happened in eurozone but also within the European Union are profound and they are especially in the area of greater integration in the monetary and fiscal areas. We all, in your dimension at the very beginning, that the banking union is one of the key areas of such integration. We have been together with other countries around the table discussing those issues, related to the three pillars of the banking union, meaning single supervisory mechanism, single resolution mechanism, as well as deposit guarantee scheme. I'm sure that you have heard already a lot about those elements. So I'll just mention some of the issues that were important for us from this perspective. Basically, our banking sector is characterized by the fact that it is, I would say, 95% of our banking sector, financial sector is owned by foreign banking institutions, mostly from Austria but also from Italy, from Germany. And this, of course, has an impact also on how we look at the banking union. We, as Slovakia, we have gone through the process of cleaning the balance sheets of our banks in 2001, when we actually spent 12% of our GDP on recapitalization of these banks and also on their privatization. So currently we are in a situation where our banks are healthy, we don't see any major problems, and that's why we are not counting on much help from the banking union, or we don't see this as a mechanism that should be needed for the Slovak banking sector. Our main interest, especially when looking at the creation of the single resolution mechanism and single resolution fund, was to, on one hand, to protect our taxpayers in the sense that we strongly believe that any banks who would need help from the single resolution fund and from the mutualized parts of the resolution mechanism that the first step should be so-called bail-in process where the shareholders and the bondholders, et cetera, should contribute to the improvement of the situation of the bank only after that the public service should be available. So the bail-in element is very critical for us and most part of our position during the negotiations about the banking union. Also our next priority was to protect as much as possible any negative impacts and to protect the national budget. That's why as far as the construct of the single resolution fund is concerned, we were for the creation of the national compartments and we were also, rather for slower mutualization of the funds because we believe they do create a certain level of moral hazard through the mutualization process. As you know, as part of the trialogue and as a result of the discussions in the European Parliament, the process of creating the single resolution fund was shortened to eight years and the process of mutualization was frontloaded so there is a quick and process of mutualization in the first two years or three years. We understand this is part of the compromise so we are not frankly very happy with this outcome. And we are as a country which is as I already mentioned in the beginning where most of the banking sector is owned by cross-border banking institutions such as Erste, Rifeisen, et cetera. We are very much interested in making sure that any cross-border bank resolution so if any of these groups would need any capital support in your capitalization it should be done at the expense of the subsidiaries which are healthy. And because we believe that our subsidiaries or banks in Slovakia are healthy we believe that such burn sharing should be done based on the risk-asset or risk-weighted asset approach. And this is what we are kind of pushing as part of the intergovernmental agreement process where we were pushing this type of approach for any cases of cross-border banking resolution. We can discuss more if we have questions later on but I just want to show some of the key elements. Now looking into the future we do believe that the creation of the banking union should not be the end of the process of the integration within the monetary union. We believe that we need to move further part of that should be creating a fiscal capacity for the eurozone, a kind of eurozone budget. Of course there are many questions how to create such a budget what should be the sources of the revenue for such fund. We are open also to the possibility of issuing euro bonds. Our key issue is that we believe that such budget should have counter-cyclical focus. It means any policies or areas that should be supported from such budget should focus on counter-cyclical issues such as unemployment, social policies, etc. As part of this we were not very happy frankly with so called contractual arrangements as they were originally suggested because it was not clear why there should be some limitations for the policies of the governments without making clear what those arrangements should cover and what would be the positive impact on the countries. We can talk again longer about this but in general we are in support of further integration and we believe that we need to identify such areas of integration which would help the countries to get out of the situations when they are in difficult economic situation. I think there was some discussion I don't want to go into too many details of those elements of kind of eurozone discussions about so called exante coordination of economic reforms. Again I think within eurozone space this is something that needs to be discussed as part of the integration of economic policies but this is a kind of ongoing process. Now to kind of bring my presentation to the closure where we see our key challenges in the economic and fiscal area as I already mentioned we want to put the economic progress on more sustainable paths especially focused on creating new innovative economy. One of the problems, challenges we have is what are the sources of the internal investment due to the austerity measures and deficit cutting, the possibilities of the national budget are very limited for the investment expenditures. Also as I mentioned we have this debt clause so we could borrow relatively well and we have the cheapest financing in sova history on the international markets but because of the constitutional debt we cannot borrow. So we are kind of looking at ways how we can help through this stimulating investment into domestic economy and that's why what we have decided to do what the government decided to do is to use EU funds in an innovative way by allocating stem percentage of the future EU funds which will be coming to Slovakia between 2014-20 we are supposed to receive around 14 billion euro during that time until now most of the funds were used for basically one time transfers grants and so on so now the decision was taken to allocate initially but this could grow initially 3% of this amount into so called investment holding which is a quasi sovereign fund which will focus on investments into infrastructure SME development and new startups and part of the role will be to leverage these funds also with private sources another big issue for us is the unemployment we have almost 14% unemployment in Slovakia this is very much a structural unemployment just to give an example even in the year 2008 if you remember Slovakia was at that time growing by almost 10% the unemployment was more than 8% so this is a structural unemployment which is part related to that switch from the socialist economy to the modern economy to the regional differences in Western Slovakia which still exist as well as to quite a large Roma population which is quite difficult in terms of integrating into the labour market so dealing with this level high level unemployment is certainly a major challenge for us I could go through all these country specific recommendations which you know from this semester that this will be too much of details I think that I have covered most of the key issues that I did want to mention and I would rather stop here if you agree Mr Chairman I would open up questions or comments and thank you for the attention of course well thank you very much for that presentation


Minnesota Republican State Representative Matt Dean is launching a bid for Governor in 2018 with health care as his central issue. The seven-term lawmaker from Delwood announced his candidacy Thursday. Dean has led the GOP effort to abolish Minsher, the state's insurance exchange under the federal health care overhaul. Nearly a dozen candidates are already in the running to replace Democratic Governor Mark Dayton. If you've enjoyed this segment of Lakeland news, please consider making a tax-deductible contribution to Lakeland Public Television.


Studying Macbeth? Here's how you can analyse Act 1, Scene 1 when you first meet the witches. Whilst Act 1, Scene 1 is very brief, it is important in establishing the witches as agents of chaos. Shakespeare uses pathetic fallacy to show that the witches are about to cause chaos in Scotland. Rhyming couplet is used here to show that the witches delight in causing chaos. Hurley Burley is a reference to the war that Scotland is currently going through. They basically have decided to want to wait until it's peaceful in Scotland before they begin destroying again. Shakespeare uses assonance here to show the witches plotting to bump into Macbeth, and of course this foreshadows when they meet him in Act 1, Scene 3. They all chant, fair is foul and foul is fair, and the repetition of these oxymorons show that they will disrupt the natural order of affairs in Scotland.


Now that you know how to determine the internal forces within a beam using equilibrium, you might be asking yourself, isn't there some way to generalize the effect of different loads on the internal forces within a beam to make them easier to determine? We are engineers after all, and engineers like to be lazy. I mean efficient, yeah, yeah, that's the word I was looking for, efficient. Speaking of efficient, this lesson is going to be quite derivation intensive. So I think I'm going to farm this lesson off to some artificial intelligence. Artificial, eh? I'm going to pretend that you didn't say that. But back to the lesson. How can we generalize the internal loading within a beam? Consider a beam in two dimensions with load acting in the ZY plane. This beam can be subjected to distributed loads, point loads, and moment couples along its length, where the location, distribution, and orientation of these loads can all vary. What we would like to do is look at a small element of this beam with an infinitesimal width dz, and observe how different loads acting on the element will affect the variation of internal forces across it. We will annotate this on our element by stating that the internal forces change by increments dn, dv, and dm when traveling in the positive Z direction. To make it easier to visualize, we can break up these generalized loads into components parallel to the beam, which we will call lateral loads, and components perpendicular to the beam, which we will call transverse loads. We include the moments in our transverse loads as the vector direction of the moment couples are indeed perpendicular to the beam. Also note that we are drawing all applied loads acting on the beam in the positive coordinate directions and that the relationships we derive will be dependent on this convention. Now, all that we have to do is examine how each type of load affects the internal forces. We will start by analyzing the lateral loads, and specifically with a lateral point force acting in the center of the element. We can determine its effect on the internal loading by recognizing that if the beam is in static equilibrium, so too must the infinitesimal element of the beam. Starting with force equilibrium in the Z direction, we will choose forces acting to the right as our reference positive direction. As a result, the normal force acting on the left-hand side of the element will be negative, while the applied point force, PZ, will be positive, as well as the N plus DN internal force acting on the right side of the element. Here we can see that N cancels out in our equation, leaving us with the result that the variation in the internal force, DN, is equal to the negative lateral point force, PZ. We can do the same for force equilibrium in the Y direction. Here we obtain that the internal shear force V acting on the left side of the element has to be balanced by V plus DV acting on the right side. This results in the variation of the internal shear force, DV, being equal to zero. If you think about the nature of a lateral force acting on the beam, this is logical, as we expect that it will not cause the beam itself to shear. Finally, we can also evaluate moment equilibrium of the element. We will sum our moments about point A acting at the center of the left-hand side of the element with counterclockwise as our positive reference direction. Most of the forces acting on the element pass through point A, thus we are left with the following for our moment equilibrium. We can see that our moment M will cancel out, and we can also use our earlier result of DV equal zero to further simplify this, leaving us with the result that DM divided by DZ is equal to V. This result is interesting as it is not actually dependent on our lateral force PZ, which is logical for the same reason that DV was equal to zero, but it does indicate that the rate of change of the internal bending moment in the Z direction, DM by DZ, is equal to the internal shear force. We will see for other forces that this result will continuously pop up and is in fact generally true for a beam. Let's quickly summarize what we have observed so far. We have shown that the rate of change of the internal bending moment, DM divided by DZ, is equal to the internal shear force at that point. Furthermore, we saw that the change in internal normal force, DN in the positive Z direction, is equal to the negative of the point force itself. If we take the limits of this differential term as the width of the element approaches zero, we see that this simply becomes delta N is equal to negative PZ. Next, we will examine the influence of a lateral distributed load on the element. Here we see our element with that distributed force. We need to recognize that our element is infinitesimal in width, meaning it is actually a point. So we can treat the distributed force as a constant value acting at that point. With this established, we can repeat our equilibrium analysis of the element. First, looking at the sum of the forces in the Z direction, we see that the normal force N acting to the left must be balanced by N plus DN acting on the right, as well as WZ times DZ also acting to the right. Canceling terms and rearranging, we get the result that DN is equal to negative WZ times DZ. For the sum of the forces in the Y direction, we see that WZ does not act in the Y direction. So this would result in this same equation as for the last load case. So we'll simply write the final result from the previous load case. The same would occur for some of the moments about point A. WZ, N, N plus DN, and V all act through point A. So we would get the same moment equilibrium equation as in the last load case, which would give the result DM divided by DZ equals V once again. Thus we only obtain one new result from this load case. Let's add this case to our summary board before moving on to the next load case. The result for the lateral distributed force gives us a relationship between the internal normal force and the lateral distributed load that is dependent on the width of the element. Thus we can express this as a rate of change of the normal force being equal to the negative of the lateral distributed load using the directions we established as positive for our applied loading. Let's quickly look now at the transverse loading cases. We will examine all of the transverse load cases before summarizing the results. We will start by examining equilibrium for a single transverse point force. Looking at a force equilibrium in the Z direction, we would expect that the internal normal force would not be varying along the width of the element, as there is no applied force acting in this direction. This is indeed what we see when we simplify and see that DN is equal to zero. Looking at force equilibrium in the vertical direction, we obtain a simple expression that when simplified shows that dV is equal to the negative of the applied transverse point force. The next load case is a transverse distributed force. As we reason for the lateral distributed force, the distributed force can be considered as a constant value as the width of the element is infinitesimal. Establishing this, we can once again look at equilibrium of the element. In the horizontal or Z direction, nothing changes from the previous load case, as the distributed force does not act in this direction. So we can simply repeat our result of dN is equal to zero. In the vertical direction, we will have a contribution of the distributed force on equilibrium. It will produce a resultant force of wY times dz. So the expression will be similar to the previous load case, but with the point force pY replaced with the resultant of the distributed force wY times dz. Simplifying this expression, we will obtain the result that dV divided by dz is equal to negative wY. Finally, recognizing that the resultant of the distributed force will act through the center of the element, if we sum moments around the point in the center of the element, we will obtain the same result as the previous load case. Almost done, one more load case to look at. For a point moment, we will consider a positive applied point moment as acting in a counterclockwise direction. For this load case, we do not need to evaluate equilibrium of forces. We can actually reason that an applied moment couple will not change the internal normal and shear forces. Thus dV and dN will both be equal to zero. We thus only need to look at moment equilibrium. Once again, choosing our summation point as being the center of the left side of the element, we can produce the following expression for moment equilibrium using counterclockwise as our positive reference direction. Here, the m terms cancel and we can replace dV with the result that it has to equal zero. Simplifying, we get the expression dM is equal to negative m0 plus V times dz. In order to isolate the m0 term, we can take the limit of this expression as dz approaches zero, whereby dM becomes delta m, which will be equal to the negative of the point moment couple. Let's add the results from all of our transverse loads to our summary board. The new result from our lateral point force was dV is equal to negative py. In the limit as dz approaches zero, this simply becomes delta V is equal to negative py. From our lateral distributed force, we obtained dV divided by dz is equal to negative wY. And finally, from our point moment, we obtained delta m is equal to negative m0. Looking closely at these results, we can see two types of variations. We see that the rate of change of internal forces are caused by distributed forces, while point forces and moments cause step changes in the internal forces and moments. It is good to view the results in this manner, as you will see later, that we can exploit this to very quickly and easily plot the internal force diagrams. However, we will cover that in another video. For now, I would recommend that you take a look at some of the internal force diagrams we have already generated earlier in this course, and see if you can recognize the presence of these relationships within them.


Radiance, we are preparing our prayer room right here at the Radiance City Center. We're hoping to have it done by our 21 days of prayer and fasting in January. And the goal for this prayer center is to have prayer meetings morning, noon, and night. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. And we believe in the transformational power of prayer. And we believe that if we prioritize prayer, particularly prayer in the heart of the city, that we are going to see the ripple effects of that transformational power happen all throughout our city, in the schools, in the government, in the lost, in the hurting, and in the broken. We're in the process of getting this prayer room ready, which there's lots of construction costs. There's chairs that we need to buy. There's sound systems. There's so much to it, but we really believe that this investment is not just an investment in Radiant, but is an investment in Kalamazoo, Michigan. And so we want to invite you to join in with us with this journey. Pray for what's going on, give your gifts, and let's see God transform this city.


The one thing that I want to tell you about is how to get a beautiful crispy skin turkey in about an hour and 15 minutes We're gonna spatchcock this thing. It's gonna be rough you guys. Just hang on Okay, I'm gonna take the wingtips off because Nobody really eats them and I'm gonna make a turkey broth at the same time as my turkey is cooking So that's why my instant pot is here so you just This tool is pretty heavy-duty I wouldn't do this with normal kitchen shears because you really want the leverage All right, I'm gonna take these guys and put them in here. All right.  I like to do it about a day ahead of time because Then the skin has a chance to dry out in my refrigerator But you don't have to you really can just start Cooking this turkey two hours before you're ready to eat So then I take this and I just add it straight to the instant pot The flavors of turkey I like the best seasoned really really really simply with just salt and pepper And I ground this ahead of time because I knew that my hands were gonna be Really like messy with turkey and I just want to encourage everybody to season really well That's it for that. I'm gonna add some time. It'll just give a little bit of extra flavor to the whole thing Okay, so turn it over now. This is my favorite part. I'm gonna flatten it The flattered is the faster it cooks don't stand on it But you do want to apply all of the pressure from your body So I have an apple box back here that I'm standing on you'll hear it pop Now I'm gonna take my fingers and I'm gonna loosen the skin From the rest of the bird and I'm going to put so much butter in here This is not for the faint of heart You don't have to put your fingers underneath the skin if it's too much for you You could just put the butter on the outside of the bird and it will be really delicious and will turn golden brown I'm gonna do it. So you just take the butter You just stuff it underneath the skin and then I'm gonna just use my hands to flatten the butter once it's in there This is salted butter because the salt will also season the inside of the bird Okay, so I'm gonna season the skin with salt and pepper Generously I salt from up high So I have my hot pan. I'm gonna take it out of the oven. It's 450 degrees. Okay, so I'm gonna flatten it out So the thing that you want to know about this is this is a little bit of an unusual Presentation like when you think of a Norman Rockwell Thanksgiving you have a round turkey So this one you want to present it you want it to look decent and however you put it in the pan is how it's going to End up so just make sure that it looks symmetrical and nice So we're ready to cook. So in about an hour my house is gonna smell amazing Whoo, look at this This is so nice It smells super good. The two most important things that you want to do are throw this Plastic thermometer that comes with your turkey into the garbage because it's not a good way to measure the temperature It goes off when your turkey is already Overcooked and use a digital thermometer. It doesn't have to be fancy It can just be any kind of thermometer that is for meat You want to measure it at the thickest part of the breast So you want to put it in about an inch and a half and you just wait for the temperature to rise Until it stops and that should be about 158 or 160 And then when you're arresting the meat the juices will Redistribute so that they don't come all running out of your turkey when you cut it and the temperature will rise about 5 degrees Over those 20 minutes. Okay, so now I'm gonna carve it. It's rested for 20 minutes I've already set up my platter and I'm not doing this at the table side Which is stressful for people while your aunt Susan judges you it's better to just do it in the kitchen Okay, so just as my reward before I go into the other room. I'm gonna eat this part Yeah before I serve this turkey It's so good. It's so so so good. It's juicy. It's like tender It's like super crackly. It's like the best It's the best turkey If you like this video, or if you have a really really good way that you love making turkey Follow us at what do you do you? Subscribe. Yeah, you subscribe if you like this video. Give us a thumbs up and subscribe


we developed a computational approach to design uniform, high-intensity excitation light for low cost, quantitative fluorescence imaging of in vitro, x-vivo, and in vivo samples with a single device. Our methodology enabled us to optimize the illumination geometry for the purposes of imaging three differed fluorophores through a mammary window chamber model. Additionally, this approach was found to be more reliable than traditional methods and to enhance the local contrast of biological features. This article was authored by Rujia Wong, Reilly J. Deutch, Anakshi D. Sunasee, and others.


Well, you try.  Yeah, you guys are coming up with do-do puns. You guys try and look at this guy and think clearly. Are you kidding me? Hey, guys. What's up? Welcome back. Today, we have a very exciting video because we are going to be watching a movie. We're going to be doing a movie commentary. But today, we have a very special guest. Today's guest is Jacob Sharpe. Woo! Woo! Where is he? Come out on the stage, Jacob. Oh, it's me, Jacob Andrew Sharpe. Welcome back to Trin Lavelle's channel, everybody. It's the best movie channel on planet Earth. And if you disagree, get out of here. We're here to have fun.  If you watched our last video, you know that we can't get enough of this guy. This cast is stellar. Let's take a look at this, Jacob. We've got, of course, Machine Gun Kelly. Yeah. This character's name is London. London? No. No, it's not. Why is it London? No last name, just London. Ooh, is this like a, is the movie like a Zack and Cody kind of like, kind of like dark edgy movie and he plays like London Tipton? Is that kind of what we're looking at? You might be surprised because the next character's name, played by Monsun, is Dylan. Okay. So this is, yeah, we're moving into sweet life territory for sure. That's Dylan, Dylan Sprouse, 100%. Dylan and then Cole. Okay, played by... Oh, Cole, Cole. Colson.   You caught me. The next character, we have Megan Fox playing Kennedy.  No, she's literally like... Third person in the cast. Oh no, okay. We have Dove Cameron as Olive. Do you know who Dove Cameron is? I might. She was in Liv and Maddie on Disney Channel and she was also in the Descendants movies on Disney Channel. I do know who Dove Cameron is. Avril Lavigne playing Avril Lavigne. No way. Why, why? Okay, I don't think it's fully necessary to have like, already Machine Gun Kelly, which is just Avril Lavigne but like, you know, but somehow worse. We have Becky G, who plays Apple. Who's Becky? Okay, Becky G sounds like the character's name. Who's Becky G? The famous singer who made the song Densing in the Mirror, Singing in the Shower. Okay, great. La-da-dee, la-da-da, la-da-da. Trin, don't sing it too perfectly. You're gonna get demonetized. That's literally Becky G. She plays a character named Apple, which I would assume is like a character's name in Riverdale or something. Um, Gwyneth Paltrow's kid, though. What? Right? Isn't that like a famous, she named her kid Apple? Who's she married to? She's married to the Coldplay guy, right? Is she still? I don't know. Yep, Apple Martin. There you go. We have Trippie Red as pool guest. We have Brittany Furlan as waitress. Dennis Rodman as unknown character. There's no name. That's it. It's like talking to a parent about pop culture. That's what I feel like. Like, this is like what my dad is like, yeah, Hollywood's best stars. Avril Lavigne, Snoop Dogg. Like, it's just, it also feels like a movie.  We're gonna get a camera and make a movie. Like, that's what this feels like. It's just like, we don't have a script. We barely have an idea, but we have a camera and too much free time. Did Machine Gun Kelly like fund this picture? Like, is he like a producer director type thing? I am pretty sure that he was. Directors are Machine Gun Kelly and Monson. And the distributors are Open Road Films. Open Road Films did the nut job. Oh, what? Open Road Films has exactly four pictures. It's the nut job, the nut job 2, AXL, and Show Dogs. Okay, well, hey, well, let's see if this one lives up to nut job 2. Oh my God, I think Davidson is in it.  I mean, that makes sense there, buddies. Sorry, I didn't mean to tell you shut up, but, you know. Tying back in a callback to our first video, the Kardashians. Right. This is, dude, that conspiracy runs, that is truer and truer every time we hang out, because holy moly. Oh my God, I just connected another dog. What? Monson dated Bella Thorne. Bella Thorne was with Scott Disick for a second. I also am just under the impression now and I'm like, Hollywood's the most incestuous place on planet Earth.  Like, these are all super big celebrities.  We're like just stunned that people in Hollywood know each other. We're like, hold on. Did you know that the Kardashians are all sisters? You know the Kardashians, dad. Do you know? Have you heard?  That's Becky G. Okay.  Don't get too high. Wait, I'm going to pause it really quick. Okay. You have to have something to say about that. Well, I mean, already, I mean, I don't even know why I asked if MGK was involved with like the production of this movie because I guess his whole like, like this is obviously him being like, I'm going to do what Childish Gambino did with because of the internet.  There's going to be like visuals that go along with my record. Like, I'm the new Gambino, but then you have someone being like today's the most important day of your life. Don't get high. Isn't this guy like almost 40 or some shit? He is a child. He's getting married like he and he's like, don't get too high. Don't get too high. Oh, wait, why did you say it like that? Is everyone going to spell it like that? Yep. And why does she spell morning like that? That doesn't sound like him. No. That's someone else.  Does he not know what morning means? He doesn't. He had to Google. Also, that didn't even look like the actual like, that looked like he like searched it on like Urban Dictionary. Like it wasn't even like. He typed it in himself. Because obviously Apple must be his partner. Becky G. When you get a message from your partner in the morning and you're like, I don't have an inner monologue. That's like, who's up this early? Oh, Apple texted me. My partner of so and so years. I've, I only text. I've never called anybody. I wonder what's going like. Morning with the you. What's that word? When I wake up in the morning, I am like crusted over the eyes. I can barely pick up my phone and I don't even look at what people have messaged me. It's right to tick tock until I fall back asleep.  It's like sticking. Yes, exactly.   Exactly. The eyes are crusted together. Because I've also like, for the past two hours, I probably haven't taken a breath. So I literally wake up and I'm just like. You're like, stranger things, Vecna.  Vecna got you. And the Vecna is machine gun Kelly. 100%. Machine gun Kelly is the real life Vecna. If you haven't seen season four, get on it. It's been out for like three days. We can't restrict our references because you haven't seen the show. Yeah, I can't restrict. We're not stopping our references because you're too busy. Oh, not the feet. Oh, no, no. No. No. Oh, no. All right. Jump scare warning. That went from feet to bold. Oh, dude, that was, I was, I was with you. I was like, yeah, please no feet.  That was bad.  Listen to my voice and look at me now. Look at me now. Look at my nude body. Oh my God. Is that what I think it is? Oh my God.  I need to do some squats. Whoa.  Pause. Okay. Okay. A couple things. I thoroughly dislike when movies, TV, rely on like the most blatant exposition for the movie. Yeah. Being like, when you're hitting the face with the plot in the movie, instead of like, you know, artistically giving the audience like a chance to learn about the characters and doing it through like good, good dialogue and things like that.  I hated that. But it's like, it's like cute when like a young teenage girl is like, hi, I'm Kaylee. And I just moved from Ohio.  Like that's the thing. When it's on something that, like when it's about something like a little more like innocent and lovable, that's where I'm like, yes, I'm in. But when, yeah, when it's a guy who's just like, you guys want to see my cock? That's when I don't like it. Oh my God. That was that might be Megan Fox. I don't know who it was, but that was just blatantly like, And here's some boobs. And on top of that, I'm still waiting to hear from my agent about this Batman role. But I haven't heard anything yet. What?  You need to leave. You need to leave. Get the hook. Get him out of here. Like that is bad. He's going to be the next Batman. Was that a theater? Was that a thing? No. I was like, were people like rooting for him to be Batman?  Oh, that's so annoying. Boo.  Meet Kennedy. She moved in with us a couple of years ago from San Francisco. She also hates boys. She can't really stand any of us. But she sticks around anyway. Puzzle. Okay. So we can confirm that the boobs earlier were Megan Fox's boobs. She doesn't like boys, which, you know, Hey, as a guy, I get it. Boys? What the heck? Yeah, chicks hate guys. What's that about? Give us a break. You know, you can't say anything these days. You're spraying us with pesticides. Chicks are different, I guess. Girl, women are different than men. That's what I'm getting from this. Females be different nowadays. This was conceptualized on a tour of us. Oh, yeah.  This is coked out white dudes being like, I can make a movie. And then they did. And unfortunately they did. Unfortunately, they had the means to be able to do that. Yeah. Unfortunately, they didn't have to do like any crowdfunding. They just went out and made a movie. That's the worst part is that they have too much freedom. Freedom rights need to be taken away from CERNB. Go ahead, Trin. Go ahead. Finish your sentence. I'm with you. I'm with you. Someone's going to take that out of context and like use it for their like dirty work. Like, yeah, certain people do need their freedom of speech taken away from them. Oh, 100%.  Some coked out white guys. Some coked out white guys being like, she? The Asian agrees with us. She's with us. She's with us. No. That's like the people who are like, see? There's this one guy who likes Trump. This one black guy likes Trump. And you're just like, still. The majority of you are, you know, you guys are one new balance sneaker away from exploding into a vat of cell phone holders on your hip. Like, you guys are the whitest people on planet Earth. Oh, my God.  He's literally going to die. I hope so too.  Are you kidding me? No. No. What do you guys not understand? I like girls. No. What? Pause.  Cut it out. There is so many things wrong with that. Okay. So, Megan Fox just bent over and she gave us the old look back only to reveal that her character is gay. And she only likes girls. I just think it's so funny that she has had such a res, like, resurgence of her career. Like, she's been revived. Yes. She's taken over. And then immediately when she hit that peak, she's like, I'm with MGK. I know. Like, it was like she was in This Is 40 and then a few years later was like, ah, never mind. I know, yeah. Thank you so much, guys, for, you know, recognizing all the hardships I've gone through. Now I'm going to go marry a guy that thought it was okay to sexualize a 17-year-old Kendall Jenner. Oh, man. I can't wait to sleep at my new house. Oh, my God. He's falling in love with her. No. I always get stuck caretaking this month.  Oh, my God. Is she going to give, is she going to stop being a lesbian to be with him? I bet that's the plot point. Oh, my God. She's gay, but like, that's the thing. MGK is so hot. How could you be gay? How could you be a lesbian? He's totally said that to a girl before, though. Like a lesbian. For sure.  Do you want to try it out? Yeah. He's like, ah, that's, that's sick. I like pussy, too. Like, bad guy.  That's literally us filming this video right now. Yep. Yes.    Get out of me tank.  Right. So, just so everyone knows, my camera ran out of battery and I had to go get a COVID test for tour. But now I'm in Tampa, Florida and we're going to finish the movie. Maybe I don't want to be Batman. Maybe everyone else just wants me to be Batman. No one wants you to be Batman. No one wants you to be Batman. I promise.  Are the people that want you to be Batman in the room right now? Yeah, exactly. I feel like. Are they with us? I feel like all the people who want you to be Batman are in this scene and then that's it.  We're not going to leave you now. Well, and they keep referencing the bad finale of the TV show that we haven't seen. Yeah. Like we don't, we don't know what happened at this finale and I'm worried that we're not going to find out. I think it's just a running bit that they're going to be like, yeah, that's it. Yeah, that was kind of cringe. Dennis Rodman. Yo. Yeah. Dennis Rodman. This is like the Mike Tyson cameo and hangover, but not at all.  Everyone that's in the age demographic that would watch is like, who's Dennis Rodman? Yeah. Who's Dennis Rodman? Okay, great. If I didn't point out it was Dennis Rodman, would you have known? No, I was literally waiting. I was like, I think that's Dennis Rodman, but I'm going to wait for him to say something. He really reminds me of a young River Phoenix. Don't say that. Don't say that ever. Don't say that. Don't mention his name. Don't ever name-drop River Phoenix in this type of movie ever again.  That's insane. That's actually criminal behavior.  Pause. I'm sick of them perpetuating the idea that weed makes you hallucinate. Yeah. This is such a thing where I don't even believe now that MGK or any of these guys have even smoked weed because they're treating it like they're doing acid. It's like listening to a family member be like, yeah, I've had a jazz cigarette or two in my lifetime. This is an anti-drug PSA. You would see in church where it's just not at all what happens when you smoke weed. Like it's just like- 100%. Yeah, that's not at all. They're like, it makes you want to tear out your eyeballs. Like MGK is going to- here. He is going to sit on a chair like this. Be like, Hey guys, I know we had a lot of laughs about drugs today but in all seriousness, drugs are not cool. The only thing that's cool is dating Megan Fox. So next time you guys try to get- you guys try to put that that sticky icky in your brain, just think about my wife's awesome body. All right, stay safe out there. She's not answering any of my calls. I just think it's crazy that the first like scene of the movie, she broke up with him and this whole movie has been like, dang, she's not like answering my calls. Like, she doesn't want any contact with me. This guy doesn't understand like what it means to be ghosted. He's just like, I know she doesn't like me anymore and that she told me to leave her alone, but- I really miss her and I want to talk to her. Why are you avoiding the fact that I saw you with another guy? You mean Luca? My stylist? Oh. The big guy? Yeah. How would he not recognize her stylist? Right? Maybe she should break up with him. He's a bad boyfriend. He doesn't know anything about her life. He doesn't know her own stylist.  There you go. Okay, okay. What about this? I wish I didn't have to do this through text. Weird. Because I wish I could do it in person. Because I like waking up next to you. That's so dumb. Like, I was ready for it to be like, and it was all a bad dream. Like, that's what I was ready for, but it's even worse because it was just like, oh, he just misread the text. That's so dumb. Yep. Oh, baby, you should have used some tone indicators in your text and I wouldn't have misunderstood. Like, I get it. It's supposed to be anti-climactic. It's supposed to be like, oh, what?  Uh, that just happened. Fuck! Fuck! Here we are.  My name associated with the shittiest finale in television history. But, like, wasn't he already expecting to be like fired or like, pissed off the manager because he didn't show up? Well, yeah, he literally said I'm choosing love. Yeah, that's what he decided. Like, he's definitely so, like, like, so disconnected that he's like, I'm gonna choose love, but I can still be Batman.  Not the machine. Not Megan Fox's feet. Dude, no! No! He already showed us a close-up of Megan Fox's boobs, her butt and her looking back, and now her feet? Megan, are you actually okay? That's not okay. And you know she did this for free. She didn't get paid by him. No! She's like, yeah, babe, I'll help you out. And he's like, okay, I need to see all the things that the internet would love about you. I need your toe thumb. No! Was that a deep fake of Drake? Fuck! Was that just like a deep fake of Drake? That's not Drake. That was BBL Drake. That was BBL Drake. Holy moly. Drake really is caked up now. Holy macaroni. I wish all the celebrities in here weren't actually the celebrities and they were just sort of celebrities that looked like them. But like MGK is still being like, no, that's Drake. That's him. He told me. He told me it was him. He told me. He told me Drake's a liar? He doesn't lie? See you later. Avril! It's you. Avril, no! Avril, no. You shouldn't have done it. You should have. That's a big regret, I think in your career. That's a confirmed statement that we know that's not Avril. No, yes, exact. So that's, that proves that the conspiracy is real. The real Avril would never have done that.  Oh, for sure. He's texting and driving. See guys, that's why you don't text and drive because you're gonna crash into your partner that just broke up with you. Makeup is perfect. Yeah. Her hair's done. And how they get a, how they get a combined sweep. Yeah, I have a few issues with this.  What do you mean? You guys guessed it. Today's video is sponsored by none other than Raycon. If you don't know what Raycons are, Raycons are wireless earbuds and you've probably seen me wear them in tons and tons of videos. The Raycon everyday earbuds look and feel amazing. 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Like okay, let's just like recap just like quickly summarize like and okay to me what had happened was miscommunication breakup lots and lots and lots of filler got the Batman role got into a car crash. Got a text, misread the text, got high, I'm Batman and I almost killed my girlfriend and I. Like I need to be, I'm on trial for manslaughter. Yes, exactly. Although you guys got charged for sure. Sure, I hope you're okay but well not really but you guys got charged for texting and driving. Yeah, you guys were literally both texting each other and that's why you ran into each other. Also, you and driving under the influence you smoked weed and did a line of ketamine. There's no way you should be driving. Yeah, they look and they do the toxicology and they go you're going to jail. You're going to jail.  You filmed it all. This was actually a documentary. This is a thing of being like you want to know how you could be the worst person ever. Here it is. The title is Good Morning, right? Yeah. One of them should have died. That's what I was hoping for. Because that's like the whole point. She says good morning in the first scene and then either he dies or she dies. That's how you tie and apply. Bingo. Well, that's like the that would have been the right callback because we had multiple callbacks throughout the movie that made no sense and that weren't very funny but that would have been the one callback and we would have tied it all together. Also, have you seen what the audience rating on this is? No. Did you? I did. It's like in the 70s. I looked it up like yesterday. I was like, I'm curious. That's literally MGK and his friends doing the ratings. Yes. They were all like, but also they were like, we are going to give us a modest rating. We thought it was pretty good but it's not 80. It's not 80 or 90. It's a silly movie. But guess what the critic score is? 10. Boom. Boom. Take minus 10 minus 10. Ba boom. Yeah. No way. No way, brother. No way.  No way home. More like no way, brother. You're not getting no percentage from us. More like no way, brother. Yeah. Amazing, brother. Shouldn't have made this movie, brother.  Exactly. And I really apologize to all the viewers for having to sit through this with us. But, you know, I had a blast. I had a blast. Thank you so much. I had a blast. Trin, thank you. Thank you so much for having me on the channel and letting me see one of the best movies I think you've ever reviewed.


CHAPTER XVI The clock strikes and made alone stays. Days that made a year went by, the maidens went away from the castle, and Dame Dale married her two limping daughters, Barry Bright and Buttercup, to the kennel-master and the stable-master. But still the king's son went searching for the matchless maiden. He made many journeys and he brought certain quests to an end. But no maid alone did he find at the end of the quest or at the end of the journey. Often the falconers saw him standing at the edge of the marsh, where her bare feet in the marsh water he had seen made alone with the white and gray goose flock around her. It was his mummy who told him about the two starlings that used to fly beside him when he rode abroad and come back with him from his journeys. They had their shelter beside her dormer window, and that is how she had come to notice them. Well, the next time he rode out he watched for the starlings and he followed where they flew. Down winding laneways they brought him where only elder bushes and briars grew. On he rode after them till he came to a small black house, deep sunken in the ground. He went to the door and looked into the house. There, sitting by the fire and spinning gray threads on an old spindle, he saw a woman in a cloak of crow feathers. He left his horse standing and stepped into the house. The old woman looked at him and said, Tell me what you have come to seek. The maiden, who once wore the cloak you wear, said he. Where did that maiden come to you from? said she. She came from Ditchland by old shoe garden, said he, and from last Embermore, and from where a dog lapped water out of her hands. And have you betaken yourself to all these places, said the old woman, in the cloak of crow feathers? I have. Many days did I spend searching for the shoe that was thrown down there, I found it. And on last Embermore I spent days looking for the pot that was brought there. I fought with a giant and did not come off skateless. But I found that I have the pot. Then I sat by the well, from which one brought water for a dog to lap his tongue in. Many days I was there, and I brought water to all the dogs that went past. The woman of a thousand years rose up and brought the king's son to the garden that was behind her little house, and there he saw made alone standing in a little stream and gathering creses. Not the bronze dress nor the silver dress nor the gold dress, had she on now. She was dressed in brown wincey, and her feet were bare, but more than ever in the king's son's eyes did she look the matchless maiden. Just as he laid eyes on her, one burst through the hedge and came to her. It was the chamberlain from the castle. He cried out, I have found you at last. Come with me to the king's castle, and to the one who is dying for love of you. She said, who is there that remembers me? I, I, I cried the king's son. Made alone came again to the king's castle. She looked on its stables and its kennels, its muse for the hawks, and its mirrors for the herons, its ponds for the swans and parades for the peacocks. She looked on the little door that the third under stewardess had opened to her on the morning she first came. By that little door she entered now. She went softly past the scullery where she used to eat her meals of scraps before she was banished to the ashy hearths, and she went past the rat-catcher who was standing by his cage of brown rats, telling the outlandish servants that tallow was one of the things in the castle that rats would not eat. She came to wear the crooked passages and the winding stairways led up to the main hallway. Before her was the great sweeping scarlet staircase. All alone she went up it, and there were no servitors standing there in their velvets with branched silver candlesticks in their hands. And all alone she entered the solar gallery, and she found a cushioned seat before a fire of peat, and she sat down on it. And into the solar gallery closing the door behind him came another. It was the king's son. Citrants and pomegranates were on the table, and he brought them to her, taking a place on a cushioned seat beside her. Then into the gallery came a loud and heavy sound. It was the clock in the tower striking twelve. Made alone, let the citrants and the pomegranates fall. But they did not roll far, nor did she stand up to run away. She remembered that she and the king's son were wed, and that two starlings had sung at their wedding, and that they had lived to be together, even though the clock struck twelve.


Sir, sir, why is Newton's laws called laws of motion? See, there are few people who ask doubts because they have something to ask. And there are other set of people who ask doubts because they have to ask something. Understood?