Who don't know where the podcast ends? How many of us are you sure to eat, too?  What? I oughta. What? I oughta. You just had to grab the right mind. That was the first one. Why? This is my mind. You get away. That was the first time. What? Kissing you. What? The fuck? Oh, once again, you coming through, just like the wind do. You just what your friend do. Ken too.  I'm coming like Ken do. And then you know I'm about to have him prayin' I do what the men do. You do what the women do. But that's OK, because I'ma do me. You guys witness the greatness tonight. When you leave here, make sure you tell somebody what you saw.  We're about to turn it up. You are witnessing the next kings of comedy.  Stand up.  In the back, stand up. On my right side, stand up. If you guys ready to get the stuff started, stand up. Hell yeah. I'ma need a lot of this. I want more. I need everybody to stand up. Knock a jack, niggas ain't here. Boy. The number four likes it's backpack.  I don't enjoy using stuff like that. Lookin' good. They came from church. I just got there floor to every door. Goin' at the young people. Say what's up. Gonna go home to the whole front, so I'm puttin' them on the counter. Now, Baltimore, have a seat.  Oh, you're goin'. We in B-more. B-more, what it do, what's goin' on, man? Nah, that's the anti-fine social. We need y'all to more lie than that. Baltimore, what's goin' on? You see, look at the people on the side. Look like they on a boat.  You know that balcony. Old dinner motherfucker. The oldest balcony in Baltimore, man.   That nigga got that old-air leather coat.   The same gun they shot. Look, he got a, yeah, they go, yeah. I know that nigga. I know him. He drivin' a city bus. Yeah, they spray painted that whole section. Them seats in there. Show did. We in Baltimore, man. How you know? How you know you in Baltimore, Chico? One of the couple of niggas already said, what it do, number two? Number two. What is that?  That's like, why y'all say that? Tee-ee. No, it's two, two. No, it's not. It's two. Tee-ee. Tee-ee. Baltimore niggas sound like French. They got like a little bit of French nigga in them niggas. What's that with you? Number two. I wore my new balance because that's something that DC niggas and Baltimore niggas argue about. All right, all right. Baltimore. Make some noise if y'all wore the new balance first. Somebody lied to you, nigga. You're wrong. Who made them first? We wore them first. DC niggas wore them first. For real? We wore them first.   Everywhere else, you see these motherfuckers, this old white man walking around the mall before I open.   To your face. He gonna point him out. You are a. That's what they stand for in the south, nigga. We're on foot with new balance. Nigger walkers.  No, I'm just saying. Baltimore DC unique cities.  Why?   You FICO. We the only two cities that wear them.  God damn. Look at the white boy over there by himself.  Now he can't be by nobody. Nobody goes by Adam. He had an accident today. Hey, Adam.  You got on sweatpants, dress shoes, and a tank top. That's all they got left. DC, he got in trouble because some got on the teacher.  They ain't gonna get up and say, Yo, yo. What's up, everybody up top? How y'all living? Stupid, bro. Shout out to the niggas on the roof. I'm living in the back with the sound booth.   Y'all be careful on that land's row. It might be some spiders under them seats. Look at her. She hit her head on the roof. She take a picture like a mom, buddy. Can't nobody tell this to us. Zoom in. Zoom in as close as you can, man. Hell no. She zoom in, nigga.  On the Android user, don't want to... What's up with you, snap? We just went and got you a good field trip lunch box. That's what it is. What are they feeding him? Popcorn. Popcorn. That's probably $7 a box. How much the popcorn costs in this bit? $5. $5? That's disrespectful to oldest this building is. That popcorn should be free.  They can't get me nothing that's already been popped. I'll wait.    I like hot popcorn. Is it the little machine or is it me? It's like a little box. It's the little machine. Oh, it's a prepack. Waited by the little machine. Oh, it's prepop. Oh, them bitches. Oh, they brought them in. They ain't even about prepop.  Exactly. They don't wait till it's sold. They put them in some popcorn boxes and they resold it. This is a black-eyed show.   Come on. It's a nigga in the back with a turkey salad.  No, it's still.   Right now. It's Christmas.  You know what that is. You know what that just stops some food in. It is over with. Girl got that big purse. She got the big purse. That's why she's sticking good food in. You know your girl, the good girl, when you go to the movie, she grabbed that big purse thing. Y'all just stopped it. Chick-fil-A.  See, that's why you got to get a one. You got to get a one with big titties.  She got the weed on this side, the liquor. She got a whole filth of Hennessy under this titty.  You got to make sure you wash it. Another pair of Henness, a cell phone charger. You better make sure you wash the extra car keys.  Your titties taste like concrete because you sneak in all types of contraband in your titties. Thank you for that. Titties taste like yesterday. We in Baltimore though, y'all. I love you in Baltimore. Y'all in Baltimore show so much. For real.  Y'all were the first motherfuckers we ever saw in our first show. I never get that. So when I say I love y'all motherfucker, I love y'all cheer. Cheer. I love when they say that because it just sound like more than regular too.  Okay, let me get forward on this. Right. Exactly.  They going to look out. I remember the first time I heard the Baltimore motherfucker say hot dog.  He was like, yeah, baby, right now he give me a hot dog. I'm like a what? A hot dog. A hot dog. Nigga, what is that? D-U-U-G?   Yeah, really? Baltimore man, listen, I don't care where you at in America. You might have dope things, but this is the home of the greatest dope things in the world. They are talented. Y'all got the golden state warriors of dope things out this motherfucker. From last year, you can't defeat them, nigga. Y'all dope things are talented. One nigga just dropped it. Hey, he was just like, hmm. I'm like, nigga, I feel the point. You out. They did it. Come here. Nigga, need a record deal. Nah, it's just that you, if you'd have seen the dope thing, you ain't never seen it like it is in Baltimore because they always start talking about conversation before they start dating. Excuse me, man. I don't even want to know if you're good. What do you say you got? Oh, man, I'm sorry. I didn't know.   No, ain't no way in the buck, bro.  That nigga ain't gonna, I don't want to, man. That nigga started walking like that. I'm from, I'm from P.C., man. In Baltimore, dope things, you see them everywhere. Outside of the Royal Farms, gas station, boy. That one downtown, the niggas be out there having the lean competition. At least you got niggas that were lean. Ain't nothing like the Milano Crackhead.  Time out. Why did you make so much noise for that? Because she brought the Milano Crackhead out.  Nigga went to the gas station one day and nigga came out. Nigga, a crackhead with under my car. I said, what wrong with you?  Damn.   Excuse me, bro. You got in college now. I don't even need no money. If you could just give me something to eat. I said, all right, man. Come on here. Get what you want. In Baltimore, dope names, do you like that too?  Excuse me, man. Hey, bro, you heard what happened? Like, nah, I don't see what happened, man. You need to tell me what happened? Like, nah, nigga, what happened? You just gave me a dollar. You're like, Goddamn. You are good, sir.  Them Milano Crackheads be crazy. Don't tell I have one. Walk up on me again. I'm like, what?  He called other crackheads. Hey, nigga, come here. Come here, nigga. You know what I'm saying? Nigga, come on. Why watch you all the time? Why? I was like, on what? I said, I'm gonna hold something. I said, no, you got a cable there. Exactly. Them Crackheads in Atlanta, that's true.   Like, aw, man.  Cut the beat. I love you, nigga.  Aw, well, you own that motherfucker. Let me get some money. You got 50 cents? 50 cents?  Why would I have to keep my 50 cents? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't do that. I'm just saying. I didn't want it like that.  Y'all saw me watch out like, hey, nigga, I'm real. I'm gonna get him checked in somewhere.  In the game's place, y'all Ravens winning. I know y'all happy about that. That boy looking like a little Michael Big out there. That boy handlein' him. Then y'all support him. This here. Niggas.  White people, y'all support him too.  They gonna do it regardless.  Right.  They only need us for the support. Oh.  That is the most you have seen white people together that be happy about some niggas. Let me think about it.  That's true, but if it's a group of white people and the police show up and there's some niggas, they do the same? Nah, they're made the right white people.   Niggas say he only able to do what he do because he can hide the ball because his arms so dark.   Right. Dumbass.   They ain't never went to the NFL. The only thing wrong with that statement is the wrong motherfuckers saying I know a few niggas that's the same color as a football. What if it's true? That's going to be the part that hurt the most. You know them niggas too. There's plenty of niggas in here right now that can hold a football. I'm like, niggas, you. Fuck, is that on your arm, bro? They got a bumble on his wrist.   It's not funny. The white man said. Well, it's a lose to the white man right here that came to support us. Thank you, sir. Wait, yeah. Right here. And that bumble's fall. Yeah. That nigga is Mexican. That nigga's a good boy.  He got up and spent in the circle. He said, God damn.  Wherever you be hunting, bro, I don't see your life. And then it's crazy. It's another bumble spot sitting right beside him. I didn't even notice you. Hey, man, this nigga crazy.      White. You white. Shit. Look at them boots.   You big. You like Italian. Shit. That's white. She is white. You can tell that that nigga sweater. She is white. Babe, put your sweater on. Get off the floor.  This nigga got Sylvester on his sweater. I told you, man.   That is not a Christmas sweater. They have not swept this floor in years. She think I got Sylvester. Oh, his shirt. That nigga got Sylvester. That nigga got me spitting. I'll get you.     But that's why when the white girl, she'd probably make her feel so good. Oh my God, babe. You look so amazing. The way the cartoon character just sits on your chest. Put it on, babe. Put it on. Oh my God. You look so amazing. Put it on. You look so amazing. Put it on.  Put it on. Put it on.  Put it on, man. You're so amazing. Put it on. Oh my God.  Oh my God. Hey, Chico.  Look at mama's big strong man. Look at him.   For real? Yeah, you were strong before. But once you put on your sweater, you're gonna be so bad.  The ugliest sweater I ever seen.  This is another nigga here with a white girl. They'll lean back so they don't see us. Lean back. If you lean back, they won't notice. There's no one trying to get rid of me.   He having a good time. If that nigga want to roll into, he good. Bro, just stay right here. Don't bump him up at it. You can fall out in the goddamn floor if you want to.  They needed that. Get away though, bro. Yeah, I think it might have been locked up for five winners. This is his first winter home. Get away, bro. If anything, we could go wrong and it's gonna fall.  You'll get up out of here, boy. All you gotta do is just slide on the floor. That sweater slicked in the floor. Look at the black lady sitting beside you looking at the sweater.    We going in public, man. You look hot, bro. I know you hot. Related, for real. It's hot. Keep it 1,000. I'm hot for you. If that was your nigga, you don't let her win as well.  You know what you got?  You know what I mean? She put it on. Man, put it on. Put it on, man. Put it on, man. Put it on. Babe, come on. Come on. That woman gonna make you feel bad.       That mall, what's that mall? The diamond.   What is it? When I walked up to it and the door was dirty, it had out of the black sprinkle press and all around the helmet. Time out. Time out.  As soon as you walk in the mall, you and Burger King catch it. The nigga crying chicken salad, right there, that grease is hot. It's right by the door.  Then there's a whole bunch of homeless niggas acting like they bought the oiler. But they ain't oiling them. You looking at your water?  Everything in there smell like weed. How do you guys pronounce? Long diamond.    Then it's a high school writer, what's that, Douglas, right across the street? Now you know what they call it? Douglas, hey, them little niggas that go to that school, I don't know why they make them wear uniforms, that is pointless. Them niggas are aggressive in that mall parking lot when you pull up at the school. What you doing over here? Mind of my business, little nigga. Baltimore got the most of them, some of the wildest young niggas. You ever been driving your car in Baltimore? As soon as you get off the highway, it's four young niggas with squirt bottles and a squeegee. And they like the regular niggas that wash their windows. They ain't giving you no choice, nigga. As soon as you stop, there is another nigga at your window.    You know what I'm saying? They spending two, three hundreds of dollars and they lose them.  But guess what? We ain't giving back to the community. But I think it's time. You know what? My boy Ray J got some wildest earbuds. Ray Conn, ladies and mama. E25. The best one here. It got six hours of playtime. Bluetooth pairing. I'm gonna get you a nice, I don't know what that means. And guess how much they cost? You ain't gonna believe it. Nope, not one fifty. Not a hundred dollars. No sir, keep going down. No, not twenty dollars. No.  The eighty dollars. Yes sir. You need to make that your ringtone, man. Every time your phone ring, DZ. It's how you feel. Shouldn't never wore that sweater, but it's been so perfect with this wintertime weather.  You can't compare it. The white girl was like, God, babe, wear it. Who's on the clothing store? The white girl didn't even lock up, bro. No, I think they got a baroque over there with that ring. Let me see if we got any ladies in here tonight. We got any ladies in here tonight. Single ladies, single ladies, wait a minute. Single ladies. Pay your bill, pay your bill.   I didn't see the hands go down.  Hold up, bitch, don't do that. What did you do?  We're in Baltimore. We don't know what this money come with.  We are in Baltimore. We do not know what this money comes with. Watch this.  I give you $40 to come clean. Man, you know what? Matter of fact, ABC, you know when you need to use this ball?  Come take this, get you another sweater. There's a water sweater front. Dad, Carlos, she became up here and made a rain on you with some wands. I'm offended. No, she didn't. I'm offended.   Should I say it or what? I am offended. But that's the thing.  Saving a dollar a day. That's one. Fuckin' them up. Fuckin' them up. Uh-oh, I got three. I ain't get no lunch today.  What you saving up for, bitch? What I'm saving up for, bitch? I'm gonna make it rain on Carlos. What? I'm gonna make it rain on Carlos.  Seventeen dollars. Ooh.  That is a lie when it's once. Okay, how you gonna do it?  Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna be like one. Then I'm provoked. I'm gonna be like ten.  I'm offended. You offended.  She can't go compete. Ma'am, what do you do? I'm talkin' about that. She wants... What do you do? Where you get this money from? That's that window washing money she got from her son. She had to go all the way back to the middle seat. To the middle seat. All her son low window washing money. Bitch, she sittin' by her sugar daddy. He sittin' there like, baby, you can spend it on her. Look, cause I get you. I get you. I get you. I get you. I get you. Did you just give her that $17 to come up here and throw in another nigga? He rubbed his shoulder like... Uh-oh. These are tips. Just tip money. Hold up. I'm out of time. I wanna hear it. Go ahead. She smell wet. I did do it again. He said I give breast light. I ain't know you and I do it again.  Right. Two times. Like okay, man. Shit. Throw my toothpaste money at a nigga. That's what I do. With my dog.  I said good waffle house tip. I gave him two waffles. Either way, miss lady, thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it. I appreciate it.  She's done it, y'all. She's done it, y'all. She's done it. No, that just made my prayers work. That just made my prayers work. I said I was asking God for a woman with some money. I didn't mean to get too specific. God, ask for your prayers if you pray right. And if I didn't get specific. I'm like, God, give me a woman with some money. I'm like, you sure?  I swear to God. That's the one of you. And then. $17 later. That's what happens. That's what happens. You need to pray now to call those out. But one thing I know for sure. If it happened one time, that wouldn't be the end. If it's meant to be. All right, good.  You gon' be like, okay, I'm ready to go. What has taken so long? We ain't got nothing to throw away.  What you about to do, young man? Don't do it. Trust me, keep your innocence. She was right here. She claimed to throw that. What the? That was all innocence. It was.  It was all innocence.  There ain't no women going money at niggas. No women. That's what 85 sounds like. That's why I'm squid right now. You gon' be the squid. See what I mean? One thing you and your girl talking about in the car. She didn't walk up and do some money at your niggas. You driving. It's quiet out in the car. The radio ain't even on.  Nah. You know what I mean? Say that at first. All right. So, you got the money on you? I bet you don't keep doing all of that niggas at that motherfucker's show. What matter of fact, hold up.  You want to embarrass me like that?  I'm sorry.  I'm sorry. You ain't sorry? I had to.  It was so many people I had to stunt like. Stunt? Well, why you don't never stunt with me?   Who you talking to? First of all, this is my card. Let's not forget your name, just hold it.  I work at Waffle House, like, that was my tip for that. I took you out. What you do for me? What you do for me? Huh? What you do for me? What we don't anybody outside show for me? It would be no comfort if it wasn't that. Look at your shirt that I got from Cedric. It wouldn't be now for me. Hey, that's how women do. That's how they do you.   And that was her $17, nigga. As soon as she started throwing the money, that nigga's stomach started growling. Hey, champ. You're gonna have to make some noodles when you get to the house. Wait till the water stops bubbling before you put them in there.  That's your last chance. He a old school nigga. He don't care.  I got some, I got some sardine or something. Yeah, and the sausage.  He probably asking for some little popcorn money. Hey, baby, let me get found on. Let's go get some popcorn. I ain't got it. DC, did they just throw you in there? And now she's trying to negotiate it with me. Niggas said, brrr. Everything in here? No, bruh. That's what happened.  She out with the nigga. Come back to her. As soon as you see her, you're gonna have to stop. That's what you know your girl don't care about you no more.  Ladies, y'all be concerned. What did you eat today? What did you eat?   What's that? Nigga, if she come home on Monday, come straight home, chain clothes and say she got somewhere else to be and she don't want you to go, it's over with you, nigga.  Nigga, you did none of the old nigga laugh. It didn't look good. That's not different. See, that's not different. Get some money, bro. I feel sorry now, nigga. Bro, that money, put that money away.  Ever since that money came up there. What money? I don't know how you do it. I don't know where that money came from. That money just got a bad spirit on it. All money ain't good money. I ain't never been in it, but she is. Gonna get spent on it. That ain't it. That ain't it. That ain't it. That ain't it. That ain't it. That ain't it. That ain't it. That ain't it. That ain't it. She got money.  She came up with it.  We should get some money from everybody. Everybody got some extra money they ain't using? Hell nah, nobody. Especially not this time of year.  No extra few dollars that you don't want no more. If God put it in your pocket, I'm gonna get it on your heart. Yeah. You know that's the money. Cuz if you can put it on your mind, you can get it out your pocket. You heard what I said? I said if you put it on your mind, you can get it out of your pocket. So we're gonna work a financial demon out of this room today. Amen. Cuz if you turn to the Book of Black Man. Amen. And the first verse in the first chapter. What does it say? Pastor? In the Book of Money. Uh huh. The first letters are quite clear. Uh huh. Ain't got none. I ain't got none. He's going past it. And now, see, that is such a powerful statement when you look at it for what it is. I ain't meaning I... Wait a minute, brother. Uh huh. See, when you look at the words, I, you have to understand who I... Who am I, Pastor? Who am I? Who am I? I am us, but us is not we. Cuz we can never be like them because we are not they. Oh. Yes, sir. Amen. Take your time, Pastor. Take your time. See, to understand I, you have to understand me.  Now, see, when you look at the word, ain't.  See, ain't speaks on ability. I ain't meaning I am not. I ain't. Uh huh. Yes, sir. Yacht means to have. Uh huh. Means to possess, to have. Uh huh. And to hold. Uh huh. Then when you add the word none, meaning zero, meaning nothing to have. Uh huh.  My lord. Yes, indeed. Uh huh. Let me take my time. Yes, sir. Take your time. No rush. The point is right there. They got to get to it. Now, see, a lot of people have a misconception of when the black man says, I ain't got none to have. But when the black man says, I ain't got none. I ain't got none. Uh huh. Don't worry about it, Pat. That means that I have no extra. Uh huh. I have enough to function on what I'm going and you are not going to cut into. Ain't I? Yes. In the same. Yes, sir. See, now it's your turn to get me. I can see myself in awe of you. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Pat. Pat. Pat. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. So now we got the collection place. You're going to come around. We're going to start. Oh, I did not forget about the collection. We're going to start. We have a commitment of $17. We want everybody. We have a commitment of $17. We want everybody. Give a little bit more than $17. We're going to give to God. You ain't got none and we need some. So please, we're going to start here with you, sir. Over there, we're going to pass around. I think we need a selection from. Hold up. Hold up. That nigga ran off like this. You seen that shit? I said, oh, here. Here's the news, people. Oh, you're going to see where that nigga ran off? We're straight. Yeah.  Y'all ain't catch that one. That nigga didn't come to his money up, he said. That boy Gallop. This nigga here.  No vest. Ah, you see a cold. No vest.  That ain't even a real vest. That is a jacket lining. That is a life jacket. They got the inside of a North Face on. How you doin' me lady? You good? See you over there.  You don't know how funny that is for niggas from my area. Where you can't afford the North Face, so you just buy the lining, nigga.  That is the lining of a North Face, sir. Where you get that from, OG? Can't laugh at that. Niggas doesn't know what she's got. You say what? Niggas doesn't know what she's got. Nah, niggas doesn't have what a lining went with her. Niggas is right here.  We got it on a clarity rack on CityTrend. Where you get it from? CityTrend. You don't quit parking with a niggas, man.  You don't even know who they are until they run up like this. CityTrend, he getting cold on my back. He got on some CityTrends. He take that vest off and say keep it 100 on it on the back of his shirt. They don't do nothing but spray cologne on them to see the trend clothes. They don't even look like them. Look, they fine. Smell it. Smell it, man. What are you doing?  Oh, that's game five from the Nick series right there. We the only one with that. Yeah, it's a real picture, but the Jordan's, they don't say bulls on it. It's just a red shirt. You can do it. See the trend. Well, somebody was dealing with it. They love me. I love you back. Whoever, whoever, yell that out.  They love you, Carl. They love you, boy.  I love you.  You saw what that girl did at the parlor? Yeah. Oh, yeah.  Whoever that lady was, ladies, let me tell you something.   Chico. What? Scoot. Scoot. Ah, Scoot. Ah, Scoot. Scoot. Scoot. Scoot. Scoot. Scoot. Scoot. Scoot. Scoot. Scoot. Scoot. Scoot. Scoot. Scoot. Scoot. Scoot. Soldiers, listen. We understand that, you know some of y'all like us and love us, but if you want to beat about that life, beat about it for real. I don't know if y'all seen the parlor episode. I walked all the way up into the rafters to buy this girl for collos. He tell her to come down. She was like, Oh, no. Oh, no, I don't want to go.  Leave! I'm... No disrespect! Real talk! No disrespect! I'm talking about common sense, bitch! Stop playing! Nobody ain't got time for you to act like you're trying... You in the show just... I don't like it! This is when you to get back to the hotel room and start asking questions.  Bitch, bitch, and I got a third loose-knit that's trying to get hard. Now, come on.  Oh, they got a leprechaun. This nigga... This nigga here, also shot back. See the tramps? But when you love someone, you just don't treat them bad. Oh, I feel so sad, cause I've been seein' tramps. Boy, that boy got on some... Kermit the Frog Green Timberlands. Boy, this nigga is black and green. You must have got those shoes in it. Nigga, you look... You look like the mascot for the knock-off Lucky Charm. Yeah, you know what this is? Nigga Medallion, Squawk Lucky Charm. And got on the duet ride, y'all. Well, who told you to walk down in there? No, come on, you sure?  Ah, damn, boy. Nigga here. That nigga can't down here with like... Nigga dress like the big Joker in there. Right. That's the guaranteed Joker. Ah! You ever heard of Candy Man? You know, you say Candy Man now you five times in the mirror. You gotta say that nigga got on your 2-4. Look, shoes don't work. You're Uber driver. Left in Uber. Right. Yeah, we all tied. Hold on. And you say his name five times into a Metro PCS screen. This nigga show up.  Nigga here weird. Nigga look like he just keep coming in to this pocket before. Got some salt. Damn, but y'all see how fly he is. He got the green emerald. The magic hole. Got some ketchup. Yep, I got ketchup. Hey, my nigga. Shake it up. Let's see what I can find.  No, he ain't not. I'm clean boo. Let me clean, bro. Clean boo.   Let me see the Timbs though.  Let me be real. I'm clean. I'm just a boo. Now you got the Boston Celtic Timberlands. Look at his hat. You got the Boston Celtic Green Peacole. Then you got the motherfuckers. Pretty to prove him. Nigga look like hat.  I saw my danger hat off. You got a new ring on under the hat. What is up? What's that under the hat? Tell that nigga look like he talk soft. Oh, that nigga got on the... Oh, he got a scarf on him. He didn't took his girl's hands off. Oh, he come his girl. Leave that nigga alone. Y'all, y'all, y'all. Hold up. Wait, wait, wait. She gonna...  Wait.  Watch this. You're gonna win at the same time.  That nigga got to be good luck.  But I need that nigga home. Oh my God. Shit. You're great. You seen anything? I think a boy ought to do regular like... Crazy boy is the niggas up top saying the first thing.  But you just got saved.  You could.  It was like, baby, look at that jacket. Which one? The green one.  I can wear that jacket with that sweater. Time out. Time out. Y'all done sent three different white men out here to do the same job.  Look at that mop.  Look at that mop.  Come here. Y'all done hustled the system. Bring that mop back out here. Y'all ain't used that mop.   Y'all ain't enough to spray the water.       Individuals. That ain't no individuals.  And then the hashtag can be like bitch, what lace. All right. Which one of y'all white men y'all gonna send back out to get the mop? Come on. Come on, you guys. Come on. Come on. This is coming to get it. There you go. I like being the mop. Oh yeah, you a real white man. Chico, he looked like, he looked like Nio before he went in the matrix. Original white man. Oh, I like being the mop. Good, making the air run.  I don't care.  One of them old niggas spout. You good? You gotta start scratching, OG. Hell yeah. You can't old niggas.  Yeah, you get old.    What's that, bro? I knew I was getting old. I was in the grocery store, dude. She started getting heavy. You know, nah. Tell you how you know you're old. Nigga, why that rhyme long?  Because you can get out of the bed. See how the grown people here laugh. Muffa got laid in the bed 30 minutes before we get up. And then when you wake up and then you gotta flip over and lay down for 10 minutes. Right. Then you gotta flip back over and lay it off for about five more minutes. How you gotta get up, though? Shit, when you are getting up.  Well, when you're sleeping, you gotta switch to the other side. Okay. Like, am I gonna get up this long? Then you turn your back over. Okay.  Then you be like this for a long time. That's it right there. That position.   Shit!  I don't even know if I'm going today. At least your bed, they have the ground. They got up too fast. At least your bed, they have the ground. Yup. Some of y'all know what I'm talking about. Dead real low on the floor.  It's just hard to get up here.   Thank you, my child. No problem. Nigga rolls from the dead out the bed on the floor. Bro, that's how I knew I was getting too grown. I went over to this girl's house.  She had a full size bed. A full size, a grown woman with a full size bed. She was like, come on, lay down.  It big enough for two people though.  Back to back nigga. Your whole back cold is you gotta lay up against the wall. Nigga, I had a twin size and thought I had a full size. Oh, your son had a twin size about like 21. So you was saying you ain't never really been to sleep. Nigga, I grew in and out of my bed. You get what I'm saying? Damn. Then I came out of the real tough. Ain't no turning over. Now how I know how to, I just know how to sleep, like real steep. Like they got that casket. My mama was so cheap. We had bunk beds.  It was like these y'all beds now still. Bro, you ever fall asleep in the bed with your girl and you just wake up and feel like an amputee? Oh yeah. Can she lay it on your arm? Right now I can't even use this motherfucker. I used to talk to them.  This is the worst thing you could ever do.  No more niggas. Yeah, you'll probably have to have surgery.  Yeah, I almost did. I'm telling you. I used to talk to these big girl niggas. I used to have to sleep on her. What? Tell the truth. That's some of the best sleep you ever had. I swear that every time she's gonna lay down, I just be like, hey, open up. They be so soft though. They got that memory foam in their body. Boy, you lay down.  Lay on a big girl.  She know exactly what you need. He cranking. Come lay down. Get on one of these titties. He's sleeping. That's all of it. He's sleeping.  As soon as you get on them titties, you be like, I'm just staying though.  And when she was grieving, bro, my head was just riding. Oh, damn. Boy, that's some of the best sleep you ever got in your life. Make it before you know it, but I was sleeping in the bed. Real. That's like being in a crib right there, wanting to rock as you put a towel in.  Big girl, be known. They got the juices.  We do. Y'all got a bad pussy, man. Y'all know y'all do.  They eat. You know why I love skinny women? Why?  What? What, girl? I'll put you in the ceiling fan. Stop! You stop! You so strong. And they're real ticklish. They're very ticklish. They'll be tickling the skinny girl until they pop out.  Put your chest up, man. Oh, baby, you ain't got nothing. But that's the thing. They don't never stop eating. They don't. Skinny girls can eat your food and theirs.  They just bite all day. They just nibble. They just... Nah, skinny women in general, you think she can't eat, boy. You take her out on that guy there first date. Get what you want. You sure? Oh, yeah. Baby, go ahead. Do your thing. Oh, okay. Well, then what y'all appetizers look like in here? Because I want a style with an appetizer. And you know what? Let me get the cheese sticks, because I've been thinking about those. Didn't let me have some of... How's your spinach dip? Okay. Well, now I'm going to say... Let me get the wings and the cheese sticks. And then give me a little bit more time. When you come back, I should know what I want on the on-track. That's exactly how they order. Oh, no. She ordered some more food. And then you come back with the...  You know what? I'm so confused. This lobster that y'all have here, is this fresh or do y'all import it? Because this is Baltimore, so I need to know. Do y'all get it from the harbor or do y'all... Okay. Well, I don't want to do... Let me just do the surf and turf.  It don't matter where you take them. They always be like, yep, I take crab cakes like good. Right. You can take hug to the nigga who invented crab cakes. It's still ain't no crime, but they ain't better than mine. Okay. Okay. Okay. Who got the best crab cakes in Baltimore? This lady right here, apparently. Who got the bad crab cake? I can tell my assistant man gonna burp him. We ain't here.  I ain't right with the nigga. We'll act over here. I knew, you know, the nigga just sure about another way. Assassin man. Think of the blueish color. My do-rag alarm is driving me crazy. We ain't gonna be assassin, man. I don't know. Man, assassin, man. That's great.    You know what the police... You can't even walk up on nobody no more.   What? He was on a... He was on a crime wave. Yeah, crime wave. Get it? Because he's the do-rag killer. Follow me, niggas.  Follow me, niggas. They got damn delight for assassin, man. Follow me, niggas. Assassin man. You through talking about the skinny one? You don't want to see him. Assassin man. See, you have to do that. You talk about the skinny one. You talk about the skinny one. Man, I always talk about the skinny one. Y'all be...  You put no hoes on your hip.  When you take them clothes off, it just be like a little muffin. Like a little bun booty. That's what you call a bun size. A little muffin booty. It's a different size.   And that's the thing, you got... When you say skinny, I think, like, no disrespect. Look like me. To white women, like, I'm talking about that long back.  Her back just go from her neck to her thighs. Niggas just all back. That's different. Skinny. But I'm talking about the little skinny women that come down and got that little... Know what white men call that? What?  What? BTM. What's that?  Built the fuck? Shit. You don't get it because you're just gonna lay down. Nah, yeah.  They ain't explaining to me, too. I want to hide a shirt on her back, nigga. You just lay down, man. You got that hiding boy. Ain't gonna lie. That bun size be like the best. Like, some of the best.  Y'all be sleeping. Oh, big girl.   That pussy have you hungry, sleeping, want to fall in love at the same time. You bust a nut. You be like, man, I don't see it. Okay.  That's good. That's good. But that big girl head is way on another level. You like this. I love you. Oh, my God. Big girl doesn't lean over and stuff. They just... Big time. You up ahead. She done done this before. Hey, what's up? It's 2020 and we all about saving this money. Have you ever wondered what are you paying for when you go to these big cellular companies and they charge you all these money and all these hidden fees and then you gotta give them money to leave? Then to mint mobile world. Look at them. They don't even have a store. 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Think they're not in mode but she didn't put her whole leg behind her head. Boom. You like, oh my god.  That's what it is.  Shit.  Hey, they hold four on right here. Well, that ain't nothing but muscle. Don't play with them. That's, you know, that's the only move they got anyway. They can't reach it up.    Boom.   Wait until you go to sleep, nigga.  It's the big girl be trying to block you from leaving.  Where you going to go? I think you're going to get out of there. He's going to jump out that little bitty window in the kitchen. You can't get in.  You can't push the book. You can't push the big girl through no dough. What?   You sound like Bonnie the dinosaur when you did that last name. They come from within.  How you know? You in bars, you look around. Them niggas today having a good time.  Swear to man. You know what? You know why? I want one thing I like about Baltimore. You feel what I'm saying? I forget. They didn't even appreciate you saying that. I'm saying that.   Bro, that nigga suit the same color as them exit sans. You can't see them. You look like an exit sans. Yeah, it's sans. Oh, that's how you know it's supposed to happen.  You can walk down, you go down. I'm blocking Baltimore nigga. All the houses abandoned. Every last one, they selling them bitches for 58 cents.  If you could just fix it up.  Hell nah. Them young niggas get to ride down the street, popping willies on your block. You like, nope, I got to move. Oh, I really like that. I mean, I ain't supposed to be there. What are you talking about? She's talking about riding this dirt bike. She's talking about riding dirt bike. You know, I see it be on my young niggas. Well, I felt that when he was talking about that dirt bike. I be on the ride. You know what we're really missing. Oh, now the Baltimore got the big dirt bike called you out here.  Any niggas in here that ride the bike? Two-scroll? What's happening? Two-scroll? What's up? What's happening? What'd you say, Jern? 12 o'clock boys. The 12 o'clock boys? That's what they call. Oh, that's what's up. 12 o'clock boys. So what, y'all just ride at 12 o'clock? You're like, what o'clock? Then you miss your time. Then you get on your bike. They call it 12 o'clock because the niggas pop the wheelies straight up like 12 o'clock. So the 12 o'clock boys. Baltimore, the home of house music. I don't understand. Like, it's a different DC. We got go-go.  You go... You go to the go-go, nigga. You see some of the greatest fights of all time. I just be wondering how you niggas be stomping somebody out to. It's time for the percolator. It's time for the percolator.  Who ain't here know how to do that ball too much? You got to come down here, ma'am. Come on, show them how it's done. Come on, come on down here. Come on down here. Oh, yeah. One down here. Oh!  Don't run. Don't run. She wanna fall.   No, never mind. Don't come up here. Don't come up here.  Don't come up here. Have my heart pumping.  Nigga, she pussy. Everybody in here nervous. Like I said, that's why you can't sleep on big girls. You see how big fast she got her asses down here?  Got everybody up here heart pumping. Are you pregnant? Oh. Don't worry about him. He's just a backer.  What's up, baby? I like to hear it. Oh, my, my, my. She made me nervous. I didn't know. I was gonna tell her to slow down. It's bad for the baby. She up and fly. All right, you got them boots on to come connect to the H&M. I like it. You just put your business up out of it.  Lil IPB lighting up incense.  It's time. Get down. Get down. Get down. Get down. Get down. Get down. Dance, man.   You just wanted to run. You just wanted to get out of her seat. This guy, ADD. Get all the way down here. Couldn't dance, cause she ain't got no wind left. See, you're running up the hill. Oh, oh. Don't jump, girl. Please. Oh, girl. On your mark, you said go. One, two, three, four. She done got me up for life. They jumping me out.  Oh my goodness.  Right. I asked who know how to do the ball.    Oh, ladies, you know all y'all gotta pay them boots. Them the woman job interview boots. Yeah, I'm great.  I got my boots. It's good like she do braids in the middle of the mall. It's easy. Nah, she got a cocoa butter stand in the middle of the ball. You want the braids? She want the coconut braids? Cocoa butter. You want the braids?   She ain't even listening. We were like, slow down. They been sped up. Right.  Her Lord. I tell you one thing. When that carpet rose, she would have failed. Ooh. Listen, if she would have failed, that would have been the end of the show. Because ladies wouldn't have been able to lay that one down. You'd have had to go to the hospital. They look like she's a pole pep. Tell them fans, mama. I'll tell them some.  Pinks. I like when we ask people to come down. Can that mean them are the ones that represent y'all? Now, nigga, I gave it to y'all. I said, who know how to do that?  Right.  Duh, duh, duh. I'm telling you. So, ask that question one more time. All right. Who made it?  Here comes Judge Maybelline. I would say, oh, my bad. Oh. Damn, Carlos. You hit that one right on the head, boy. Well, I don't understand why y'all married then if you can't get it together. Ah. Judge Maybelline. Oh, my. That was a good one. I'm definitely a good one. You want me to come down there? Who you with? Your son. All right. Go ahead down there. Hey, the man said you want to wear the niggas. Step daddy. You got a new step daddy. What's up, son?  It's my son right here. Just now meeting him. You got a new step daddy. Got two children. DC, do you make them call you Mr. DC or just DC? I just make them call me father. Because you they new step daddy. That's what I demand respect, call me father.    Look at here, I'm sassy, man. Hey, over there, right there.    Hey, Gigo, look at that nigga hat right here. Oh. Oh, yeah. He tried to boss for the city. Yeah, he got to do poetry that Donny Hathaway. How you doing, man? Go to the boss. What's up, boy, how you doing? I know who that nigga is, Gigo. I just hugged this girl as Anthony Hamilton. That's Anthony Hamilton, older brother, Antonio Hamilton. Antonio Hamilton. I ain't been doing that for the whole life. He scared of him. What'd you say, mama?  We got this weather problem. Stick here. I'm going to say go out of town. Like a prescription. I want to see who up there. Come on, we're trying to see you. We're trying to keep it. That's your girl right there. You just looked at me like, hey, nigga. Check it and get in to the embassy suite. Look at all the people up top. If I can figure out how to get up there, I come up there. If I can figure out how to get up there, I will come up there. Oh! I don't want to walk no back, stay away from this old-ass building. This is the 85 South Shore.  We're trying to get something involved tomorrow.  Don't let me go.   All right, you got a drink. You got a drink. All you did was come on, baby. I smelled the oil coming out of the way. Pretty black wine.  That's right, mate. You got my shirt must. Put it on her, Chico. Come on. Yeah, you heard what I say in here.  And it's going to be my sperm.  And I didn't even shower.  It wasn't in the business.   Love you too, baby. To everyone. Who she love? Somebody. Oh, bro. I don't know. Oh, we love all y'all. I don't know if love is the right word. I love y'all. I be getting like this. You don't love me and love me. I be getting like the third, fourth wheel, they say like, all right, I love you too. Oh, yeah. But that's the thing, we are always the niggas. First of all, Carlos Lose is the king. Nobody getting more. I love you, Carlos Miller. Because the bitches love Carlos Miller. And that's the way it is. You know why? Why? Because I'm the nigga who was with her when her half wasn't good enough.  Tell her why they love you, nigga. Because I'm the nigga that come through and get that goddamn check engine light on, put some new brakes on that motherfucker. Tell her why they love you, nigga.  I'm the nigga who did that. I had to do that. Tell her why they love you. Because when she called and asked me for more than I I give her 80. Tell her why they love you, nigga. Because I still ain't cooching with the lights on. I said, tell her why they love you, nigga. It clears. One more time, I said, tell her why they love you, nigga. Not only is it. I said, tell her why they love you, nigga. Because when her baby daddy come pick the kids up, I'm like, what's up, bro? Tell her why they love you. Tell her why they love you. Tell her why they love you. Loads, tell her why they love you. Tell her why they love you. Tell her why they love you. Tell her why they love you. Say, tell her why they love you. Why they love you, nigga?  But right before she come home, I'd be like, man, let me go home tomorrow. Nigga in the track suit. I ain't not. I thought it was a vest. I don't even think about it. Nigga got a motorcycle jacket, no motorcycles. Ladies that know how to make weave look like. We appreciate that, but we be fooled. This is our house, so we grab it and she like it. Oh yeah, I got a smack on the hook. Ooh, we gotta show some love to all the magnificent ladies that cook the whole Thanksgiving meal.  It ain't been like 12 of y'all. Right, you start every day. We're like the honestest. But you had to borrow a pot to make it Monday night. That's how good you cook. You started on Monday night. You was burning them greens all week. Much loves all the aunties who just made sides and banana pudding. You was the most vital part.  Who made some pound cake? Sleep.  Christmas coming up. I can't wait to get drunk with my uncle about the Christmas tree. My brother's cracking it. I can't wait to hear another story. What he gonna say this year, bro? Oh, no, but you better hide in the presents. All the presents? All of them. He was still in the presents. Get caught and act like he was bringing it to you. Present, what the shit? What's going on?   Let me tell you something. Take your way into the dollar store. Take a $100 and buy a Hono.  I had a Hono deal. You see how everybody look. It's the one day no nobody ever tell you for Christmas. They can buy yourself some.  But that's the thing I don't understand. Buy yourself some. When we was growing up, we ain't never have our parents. But y'all parents worry about buying your child an iPhone.   Goddamn phone, I don't know how to get a phone. He's gonna buy that third grade iPhone. We teach you how to manage your money. What's that for? Put that money in the jar and put it outside. Money money today thing is a lot has changed over the years. You're over. I got something real special for you, baby. When you open that car, you be like, oh, for real? Grandma, let me see. Oh, $5, yeah. Don't spend it all in one place. Oh, don't worry about it. Now I can't. Pray about that, because my uncle got dressed to go out the other day.  And he was coming out. He was like, so knock off synthetic snake skin boots. Uh-huh.  Look at that. Them goods ate it out of the book zone. The best part of the blunt, right? What do you think about it? I think it's up. I think it's up. I think it's up. We need to do that. We need to do that. First of all, we need to do that. We need to do that. We need to do that. I'm that church in town. All right, cause.  Then you stop, why don't they do that? Oh, man. Any way, best things ain't to tell your mother. They didn't ban you, they didn't do it to you, man. I see you. Hey, you can't tell that man what to do with his money. Why he in here? Why you in my house? Hey, I don't start that shit, man. It's Christmas, man. I ain't known why he in here? That's your brother, man. Don't start that, man. He ain't come, he ain't never been round, and all of a sudden you want to come round. Man that's my uncle man, you gotta chill pop. Jesus man, y'all brothers man, won't y'all work that shit?    You already know, you already know.  Shit, which way is that?    Mother fucker. Mother fucker. Mother fucker. I hate my fans, man. Look man, I just want you to just chill out or drinkin'. That's your brother, OG. Look, thank you for that.       Hey man, I hope you realize you talkin' about your own mama.   Let's see how you talk. Let's see how you talk. Let's see how you talk. Uh-huh.  Your third son walkin' around here. Look on him. All right, dawg. Hey man, look, can we just be a family for one holiday without you two niggas?  That ain't no family. That's what we doin'.  That's your boy. That was your boy. He can do what he wants. I tried to talk to him in the third grade. His third grade teacher called and told me to. All right, I can believe you. Stop talkin' about my birth, listen man. We a family, could y'all take us please just chill out so we can eat dinner as a family without y'all? What's wrong, baby? What's wrong, baby?  What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong? Hey, say come right out. We got somethin' to say.  That's what I'm saying, here's how I walk back.  Can we bless the food, please, man?  I've been saving my breath. Bye, you need it.  You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? All right, okay. He might put something in the food. Okay, okay. He might put something in the food. Close your eyes, motherfucker.  God, I wanna thank you for another opportunity to be here on Christmas Day with my family. Someone. I got my favorite uncle and my father here. That's right, nephew. You my favorite nephew, too. Excuse me, Lord, I didn't mean to hurt you, excuse me. And I just want them to work out their problems so I can...  Excuse me. Oh, excuse me, Lord. I ain't been a perfect year. It was the half of the year, man. Don't finish up, man. I gotta answer these questions. Don't finish up. You know what? If we get a daughter's grace, a daughter's good, everything before I do. Yup, yup, yup, yup.  That's just how I be, though.  That's right, I'm telling you, man. That's just how old people talk to each other. They just walk in there like, hey, how you doing, you old motherfucker? You... You tell who pulled up my happy to act in the house. All you hear is... Tch, tch, tch, tch, tch. They here, girl. The best part about the holiday season is when your cousins, they ain't seen for a long time coming down, man.   Auntie, why your eyes so red, baby?  Shit, not my auntie.  Real, man. I was thugging at it, you know what I mean?  I ain't spraying on no chrome, I ain't do none of that.  Fuck, girl.  My mama played too much. I'd be too scared to just be high around my mama.   Hey, baby, your daddy on the phone. What? But you said he was dead? I know what I said, come talk to him.  I had to tell mama about some weed. I couldn't, my mama, she just found my weed, but she kept trying to get me to admit to it. I cleaned your room, I put your weed up there and drove.  It's a primitive yourself, right? Shit, mama, my old aunt, she a Christian. Sometimes the best thing to say is, no, I'm a my old aunt, she a Christian. So she thought she was on dope. She ain't calling the weeds, she calling the dope.    And I was smoking me at any time, so that's it. Oh, that's staying your clothes for days.  You hear me?    She like, what's wrong with you? I'm like, that's it, bro.  Every time I come to her house, she was like, I'm like, look, this is the third motherfucking day life.  No, everybody got their family members who they could do smuggle weed, you on drugs. Old judgement of my fucking, you know what's wrong with him here?  I'm just smoking that goddamn dope. Motherfucking don't do that. Motherfucking rather smoke than eat. What type of motherfucker do that?  I wish I had some reefer. Nigga, that's why my mama can't find the reefer, no. Cause my brother with a crack head, cause when I told her, I was like, look, look, I gotta tell you, I can have, I smoke weed. She like, no, baby, you gon' turn into a crack head like your brother. I'm like, what type of weed would you tell me that? Like, no. That's the one thing that lied about weed. I ain't never smoked no weed that made me want some old drool. Right. That's the last thing you gon' do when you get high and start ordering up old drool. You're like, man. Right. No more of this crack. We the gateway drug. It is a gateway drug, a gateway to creativity in the kitchen. Nigga, you like, ooh boy, I'm gonna mix the Captain Crunch with the Frosted Flake.  You ever get high so high, you get to making up the meals, you get excited like, oh, I am about to do them like that. I ain't done. Here go one, here go one, Chico. They got them sandwich with the Doritos on the sandwich. You ain't have to do them like that.  You be like, they need to start selling this somewhere.  We ain't done nigga. What's another one? Know what that sound is? The noodles, hold up. What's on the stove? The hot dogs, nigga.  Oh, look, I got lasagna. You didn't say you was about to make a casserole, nigga. Good casserole. I got lasagna. Good casserole, nigga. Stop playing with me.  That's all we did as a gateway drug to the creativity in your kitchen, nigga.  You got hot and remember that you got eight lemon pepper wings left from a 10 piece from earlier. And then you don't even put them in the microwave. You like, nah, that's gonna make them soft. I'm gonna put them in the oven and let them heat up slow. Chicken, you be trying to warm them bitches up on the low so you ain't gotta share them with nobody.  At least y'all had a lot of food. Oh, when you get some food delivered and the niggas show up, soon as you hit boom, boom. My nigga. What about when you ain't got no food? Nigga, you just high. You just keep opening the refrigerator. Nope, I'm gonna check in about 30 more seconds.  Shit, I don't think I make shit, I got everything.  Be like, bro, what you want to eat, bro? Some motherfuckers for candy, you know what I'm saying, bro.   I used to, too, to start fuckin' with them. Bro, I used to. I remember that nigga brought out the double stuff though, I was like, boy, they did this for me and my family. When they came out with eggos, nigga, wait. All I needed was a toaster.  Gonna drop these bitches, ah, ah, ah.   I ain't never toastin' no, I ain't never toastin' no eggos. Man, my little brother was hood with it, nigga.  Dip it in the syrup on the paper plate, nigga. Damn, Chico, you got the whole recipe of a lunch lady makin' them all right.  I didn't know that, yeah. See, when you put the, you put the wand from the eggos on the plate, right? You got to wet the napkin.   Nothing gonna be soft anymore. Word. I ain't know that. Yeah. I ain't know that, salute to everybody who- See, it's a real, we need a ghetto cooking show. Right, who use the sleeve when they put their hot pockets in the microwave?  That's gonna burn the hole in the paper plate.  Nigga, that ain't never done. Worst thing you can ever do is heat up that ham and cheese and get to that cold cheddar nigga.    I don't even know if y'all fucked with it. Bro, you ever been hot? Hey, some of them got them little pieces. Them little square pieces? Nah, they little circle pieces. They just- Tostitos. They come in a box. It's about a hundred and eighty six of them bitches. They circle- But they real small, but you heat them up and then the bitches get crispy. What are them motherfuckers called? Bro, them motherfuckers are so good. Huh? It will make- Piece of bites. No, them piece of bites. Piece of bites.    Hold on, hold on, hold on. All the way- I had to stop eating them motherfuckers. All the way until you get to the last one.   When I'm in the morning where herpes on your lips, I'm like, hold on.   Oh, that white bread, that white bread. Yeah, motherfucker, like that.  Got the roof of my mouth is peeling. Right. I don't believe it. I don't like that they say weed is a gateway drug. I ain't never met no dope veins that was like, yeah, if I wouldn't have ever hit that blunt, I wouldn't even be here now. I always ask pray kids, my name is real tough, bro. Nah, I know they question my son in front of the girl, but she ain't you hear that? You know what the gateway drug? The gateway drug? I always say that it did powder, and I said it did powder.   The niggas was getting some pussy. She was like, I got something. I want you to try it.   Niggas hit that rock, ain't never came back.  What's she doing?   Somebody was like, that's a little powder. Yeah, baby, when they get yellow and the one gonna whip that baby right, whoa. Take it to the left level. Hey, bro, she really made some noise for crack. She said, yeah. Oh, nigga, the lady crack is way more entertaining than the male crack is. They animated.  You beginin' to do anything. Walk it out, miss Shirley. Oh, you don't see me, man, okay. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I just got this coat, too. I just got this coat. Motherfucker, one more time.  The niggas in the hood. They recordin'. They'll be gasping. There she go. There go the model, y'all. There go the model. And she come, there go miss Shirley. You gotta give her two dollars. She got to give her two dollars. There you go. You got the money for me, babe. Nigga be down to the bottom. Do the model walk, do the model. You already know what time it is, then. Uh-oh. Hey, what is it, what is it? America's next top model. Miss Shirley. It's on, cause you making the black guy move.  Appreciate you, babe. Hey! That good, good, good. Crack it, ladies.     How you grow up getting hit on by your niggas? Hell yeah, nigga. I'm from the streets for real, nigga. I almost did. I almost did, I almost did. I caught myself. You see, I dropped that model. Hey, I had to think about it, I was like, I almost did. I think I almost did. For money to drink some water, right, quick? Yeah, I almost did.  That's that 17 dollars. Put that money in my mouth. Hey, do rag, man. Just come kill me now. I want to know what's going to happen next. Damn, do rag, man.   Oh, yeah, this right here is some of the new 85 South Shore pearl. You can go get this online. We got these covering the boss of these jackets.  Walk around and represent the 85 South Shore. We gonna get it to you. But look, let me tell you something. We are independent black-owned business.    Niggas goddamn, man.  I want my money back. Like, ma'am, would you do that at the Amazon? All right, we getting it together, but we love the support.  Yeah, yeah.  That's how he's been in school. Super like, went there.  My work done. Shit. Didn't I tell y'all that that money had an evil spirit on it? Man, man, look what she said. I'm taking it. That's what's up.     They will turn the gas station to a restaurant. Oh, nigga, them Roy Ufam potato wedges big, yeah.  I don't know. They got the quick trip up there. They got the Wawa and the Roy Ufam. I'm like, y'all miss not that quick trip I need hot dog, right? She roll phones. They take so much longer. You think they forgot about you. But then soon as you think they forgot about you, you're chippy ready and good to the ball. Y'all got Krispy Krench and cheeky. Oh, y'all got Krispy Krench and cheeky. That's what Roy Ufam did. Y'all got Krispy Krench and cheeky. You like Krispy Krench out of meat, man. Krispy Krench.  Y'all talk about Krispy Krench. What? Krispy? It should be Krispy Krench because in that set under, they got them life for so long. They don't love y'all then, boy. Got another Krispy Krench out of meat, man.  What with that bottle and that biscuit? What? Yeah. We ain't got no gas station. You know they ain't saying it, but they dig it, boy. We ain't got no gas station. It's my sister's self-sick and we got to carry out. That's what we got. Niggas will fight about to carry out their neighborhood nigga. Chit, Sonny's got the best mumbo sauce.  What part of the game? Yeah, I don't have to cry for that. Yeah, my boy got a restaurant on that black, black on there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sleepy. See you cool with us. Crab cake. We'll get it with apple. I don't even care. Shit, this man likes to sleep. You don't go to sleep? I don't go to sleep.   I'm gonna feed you. I'm gonna feed you. I'm gonna feed you. Yeah, yeah, nigga, Krispy.  She is. Both of y'all built like Jill Scott. That's a good name. Love's me. He holds up just me. You're retarded, bro. I love Jill. She got that pretty girl. Can you watch it, girl? Ooh, I like y'all. Jill Scott is a sexy, big woman. She has sucked a microphone, man. He wants a head, and he didn't do it.    Me, you, two hands, man. You know, I don't even know if I'm big or not. She got to be up on gang with you, too, man. Me, me, me.  We just have to be the perfect time for it. We just have to be the perfect time for it.  Thank you.  So make sure you use both of them. Please. See? What am I gonna do with this? Bitch, you got another hand. Come on.  She just used something.  No, no use something.  They better get great.   I'm crying the next day. I don't think I got nothing but it hurt. All right, sir. Yeah, we pulled 16 grapefruit pieces out.  In what? In what? She's throwing over two hands. She's pushing her hand through the foot. Damn. That was Tarzan. She goes, she had the foot at the bottom and she was jerking it at the other hand. Yeah, damn.   Every time I call, I be like, I just want to come over there and kick it with you. Ah, he's a nut. Hey, Baltimore, y'all had a good time with us tonight, man.  We love y'all. What it do? What it do? Y'all number one, number two. We got to get this on the camera. We got to get a picture, man. Y'all motherfuckers just ready to leave to get back to your parking spot. You want me to drop this? Stand up.  Everybody, we got to get this.   Up top, turn your lights up. We got to get this photo to show people what it looked like in Baltimore tonight. Oh. Yo. Let me give you a second.  Shout out to my nigga with the Levercon suit on. Much love to the lady who threw me that little change. I appreciate that little change.   Here we go. Androids, please stop. Make sure you go to the page and tag yourself. My name is Carlos Miller. I'm Chico Bay. I'm DC, yo.  What? I'm talking about that would be the ultimate. He would do it. I got you. I appreciate it. I got you. I got you. Cartel in this bed. My boy, whatever you doing, boy, stay. Why are you dangerous as fuck? You are dangerous. Look innocent. You are dangerous. 11, 13. 3, 2, 1. Come on.   Real gun, though. 3, 2, 1. Tank. Listen, he had a tank.   Come on up. I think he's a long.  It's your phone. I'm locking for you. I You said you Oh, she got the hoodie. What's up, Selo? What's up, Selo? Hey, man, it's me if I give up. I refuse to tell myself to be a better beggar. Hey, man, what happened over there? Boy. What happened? Man, I got a big one, Selo. Man, I'm living all of it.  Where you falling, OG? Where you falling, OG? You got it. What's up with you? Good. How you doing, man? Good to see you, man. Yes, sir. Me in the ultimate universe. And three, two, one. What are you doing in that universe? Man, she's so funny, man. Three, two, one. I came with a vision and wore myself to be a better beggar. To be a better beggar. Yes, sir. Oh, my God. Hey, that's me. Oh, my God. What's up? Oh, my God. Oh, man.      Three, two, one. Hey, y'all. This is what it should be. Y'all need from the future. This nigga came to my show to warn me. Still, she been cooking and cleaning up. You're cooking in the kitchen. Your man in the streets. What's what she like? No hate. Here we go, y'all. And three. And two. One. Sit your dog. Your dog will know how to sit. Three.  Just know how to talk to dogs. She only got, say nothing. Sparky. No. Sparky, y'all already know what to do. I know you don't want to leave, but you have to go back to your master. I'm gonna know him.   You have to go back to your master. Thank you. Thank you, sweetheart. I'll pay you to teach me how to do it. Thank you for that love and that warmth. That's what people do. Everybody gotta stop that people who watch your dog and it's gonna train you. They will train your dog so you can paint him to show you how to train a dog. Hey, boy. I'm gonna teach you to the good dog how to sit so he can misbehave at home. You gonna come back. You come home and don't put that pressure on. I don't know what you're talking about. Beverly? Latisha. Colorado. Wow. Anybody else have a picture? Nick-N-G, they said. Here we go, y'all. Yeah, I was close. That was my Nick's gift. It's not like something you buy from a boy. My Nick's gift. I was like, Nick-N-G. That sound like a brand of TV.    That's actually a country in there. Here we go.  Nick-N-G, I won't ask y'all. All the ribs is that you put on them cars.  Yeah, I mean, it was, but I'm making it. Yeah, I'm just making it. Same phone, two pictures. Got you. How you doing? Here we go. Three, two, one. She ain't be everybody. Oh, go, go, go. Love me. Three, two, one. She wish for your poshie. I see you're growth though. I'm thinking about all of her. I don't know. You know the aim before the video stop playing? Did you hear her?  You want to spend some time with me? Oh! She said her. You got pumpkin spice? You don't got to eat this. You don't got to eat this. The candle or the actual pumpkin spice latte? Oh, you got the pumpkin spice. My grill? Hey, that's how you talk to me. What that shirt say? Hey, Lord, from me a blessing. I know the nigga who wrote that. The can, I'm a little boy. I got them scrappy dudes. Oh, DC real hard. Real hard, squeeze me. I'll be back. 3, 2, 1. Can you do the long way? Yeah, I can. That's the only way I do it. 3, 2, 1. Take one moment. Long way. 3, 2, 1. That shirt looks great on you. Yeah. Excuse me, excuse me.      You don't trust nobody. You don't trust nobody. You don't trust nobody. You got a shirt on his head. Not crazy, man.


Um, my TV? What's missing here on, what do you think should have been here in this house? I think a fireplace would have looked nice right here. You think so? Yeah, I think it would. Hmm, so, move over a second. So you think we should put a fireplace there? Yeah, I think so. You know how expensive that would be? Yeah, about $600. For a real one? Yeah. For a real fireplace? Well, for what? For a real fireplace it would take thousands and thousands because where would the chimney go? Yeah, we would. You would have no stairs. Yeah. So, alright. Well what do you think we go get one now? Okay, that's what it's for. Alright, you ready to go get one? We'll put one right there? Yes. Alright. You think I can get you one? I bet you can. Alright, so what do they cost? Around $600. Really? Or more. I've seen them online for like $200. Oh, that's in babies, huh? Oh, yeah. So you want a simulated fireplace? Yes. Is it going to look like a real fireplace? Yes, it will. Alright, let's go see what we can get. Okay, let's go.  I'm excited. Why? Because I think it's going to be really cool when we get it in here. Okay. Alright. Alright. I'm out for now. Okay, Shaber, I'm out for now. Bye. Bye. What are you doing? I am buying a fireplace. No. Which one? Show me. We're going to get this one right here. We are? Yes, we are. It's going to look real pretty in the home. You think so? I know so. You know so? Yes. What's this for? For my Christmas present, and my birthday present, and anniversary, and everything else for the next five years. I wouldn't go that far, but we just had a birthday. We just had an anniversary and Christmas is coming up. Yeah, so we're kind of rolling it all in one. And we're going to fit this big thing in a box on top of the view lake. Yeah, we're going to see what happens. Alright, we've got to roll around and go get it, huh? Yes, we do. Alright. Alright. We'll be back with you. Alright, we're out for now. Okay, so we're starting to put together the fireplace we got. What's this fireplace we got? So, this is the beginning stage of it. We actually got the first piece put together. So there we go. First piece is on, and we got, let's see. Got all that to do. This go. If I did it in the house, I was moving a little fast, because it's been a while. Yeah, cut all this to do. So we'll keep you posted on how we're doing. And it all came in what? A big, what was it? It came in an eight foot box, and guess what we hauled it in? The Buick.  And put it all inside the car. Didn't have to put anything on top. What's that big box over there, honey? That's the fireplace. That was makes the fires burn, baby. Yeah. It's technically light, but you can adjust the brightness. And it does put out heat. Yeah, so it's a working fireplace. It's electric, but it's going to. 4,000 BTU or something. It'll heat a square, 400 square foot room. So, there we go. So we're going to keep putting some of this together. And as we do a little bit more, we'll show you a little bit more. And hope you guys enjoy it after we get done with it, because I don't know if it's going to look right or not.  No, no. We'll be back with you. Stay tuned. We have been working very hard. And this is as far as we've gotten with the fireplace. Let's see. Give you a good look. It's looking very good. We've got to step back a little bit. It's going to look very nice up there against that wall. So, we've been working hard. Shay Bear and I have been putting the bolts in and getting it all ready. So, there's a little update as to where we are on it so far. So, we'll get back with you in three, two, one. Okay. Here it is with the mantle piece on. And next time we cut in to show you, it's going to be up against the wall with the heater in and done. So, we'll get back to you with that. Okay, YouTube, we got this fireplace put together. It's looking pretty good. What do you guys think? We really like it. We think it really added something to the house. Well, actually, who put it together? I did. Pooh Bear did with a little help from Shay Bear. I assisted you, but who put in 95% of the bolts? I did. Pooh Bear? Yeah, that's right. Pooh Bear did it. So, Pooh Bear, I think did a great job. You want to tone some of the features on this? You want to come up and walk them around it? We haven't got Corby yet, so they don't care. They know we're working on that. Yeah. You can see kind of the details on the mantle here. Kind of up close here on the details. And it kind of matches our woodwork. That's what we was looking for. Yeah. In the simulated fireplace here, it actually blows heat. We can turn that on or off, up or down. And same with the logs and the fire in the back. We can turn that on high or low or brighter or whatever. Right. We can make it lighter if it's clear or dark and just too bright. We can turn the light down on it. We can turn the heat on and off or up and down. So. I think it's 48, I said 4,042, it's 4,800 BTU. And it will heat a 400 square foot room. But Poo Bear did most of it herself. I helped her, but I think she did an excellent job. She tied the bolt and started them all. And I just kind of showed her where things went and we went from there. Yes, we did. And it looks really good. What do you guys think? Now we could have got a 72 inch, which would have been about right here to right here, but it was lower. And it looked more like a dresser, didn't it Poo? Yes it did. Because it had some drawers and it had a space here that was wider and that would have been fine for the DVR. But it just, it looked more like a dresser. Like an old style dresser missing the mirror is what it looked like. Now we did have to raise the TV up when we got seven and a half inches. Yeah. We had to raise the TV up seven and a half inches because I wanted to make sure we had enough room here. So it worked out pretty good. Which wasn't too big of a problem because I already knew where the studs were. I just had to go straight up seven and a half inches on all of them.  It just took, you got me on there. It took us a few hours, but we took our time. We read the instructions and which is. Wait a minute. Stop right there. What? A man read an instruction manual when he was putting something together. No, I didn't have to. She had to. And when she said, no, no, that ain't right. Who was right? You were right. That's right. I didn't even look at them. But, but now she did a great job. Proud of you two. Thank you. And we got this. It was what was it 599? Yes, it was. But there was a problem with the insert, the fireplace insert. When we turned it on, what happened? It went. And then stop. Yeah. There's a little rock, the rod inside there with these reflecting silver things that spins. Now, when they put this together from the factory, it wasn't straight across. You got to bend it to put it in. It wasn't connected clear on in on this side. So it couldn't spin. It was up like this. So I had to take the back off of it, which you shouldn't have to do.  No, you shouldn't. And the one we looked at was identical to this that did the same thing. But I thought, well, you know, it's been back around. It was got up. Well, it's a display model. So what? Well, we're getting home. I'm plugging in.  I was like, you know what? You're not supposed to take them apart. But guess what, YouTube? I fixed it.   I fixed it. I knew what was wrong with it. But if you have that problem, I don't know what company it's from, but I think they need to do a better job on putting their shit together. Because it's just a little thin rod with a bunch of flippers on it. And it was bent like this because it wasn't all the way in. And once I put it in on the other side, took all together a minute and a half to take the back off and fix it. Yeah, about that. It wasn't very long at all. So as soon as it, because I turned it on and then I grabbed it and kind of put a little pressure on the, well, my right but your left hand side. And it just popped right in. And that thing was straight. But it was like that. It couldn't turn.  But what do you want to do? I mean, we can't put a fireplace in here because we have a stairway back there. There's no way we can do that. I mean, we could do one in there, but that would cost a little bit more 600 bucks. Just in materials. We got this. We thought it looked kind of, it's a little darker and of course newer than what we've got, you know, on our woodwork, but we tried to match as close. What is this? Wild cherry? It said cherry. Yeah, but it was wild cherry or something. I think so. I don't remember. Something like that. It was, but I'm sure at one time the issues looked like that kind of, but this, this is pine and this is simulated cherry. We couldn't get any pine. So we did the best we could. I think it turned out okay. We still need to go against the wall, but to plug everything in, somebody went through the baseboards. So that brings us out at least an inch. And so once I change that and put the receptacles in the wall, that's going to put us back, you know, a half to three quarters of an inch. And then now remember, we've got the tack strips back there. And once we get the carpet in, I'm going to clear it back to the baseboard and it's going to be, it's going to be really close. It'll look decent. I mean, it's simulated. Yeah, but it's what we needed there. It's what we needed there. So I think what we need to do is ask, what should we do along this wall here? Oh, I don't know. This one. The empty wall over here. So we're trying to decide what we're going to do with that wall there. So any ideas, comment below and let us know. Because we've got the family wall. Yeah, we got our family wall over here. But we need something over there. We're not sure what we want to do yet. No, we're not. So what do you guys think? What should we put there? Right in there. Yeah. I mean, there's a lot of ideas going through our heads, but it's not really going to match anything what we've got in house. So, you know, what do you guys think? Yeah, just suggest something to us and maybe we'll put it up there. So that's a challenge for you guys. And then give them one last look at the fireplace. And here we go. 90% of that herself. I'm very proud of it. And it was everything.  She did this all by herself. So I'm very proud of her. She did 90% of it. I just kind of helped her lift things. You know, it does come in sections, a lot of sections, huh babe? Yes, it does. And she did very good. Like I said, it's just not one thing. This was one thing. The side was one thing. This was one thing. She did a great job. I'm very proud of you, Puber. Oh, thank you. And she was so happy. Yes. And I think that project or weekend project that we've, we completed in a few hours. And I think, I think they can do it themselves. What do you think? Yeah. I'm going to show them back around here behind the, the, and give them a better view there. Okay. And then there's one last look of the fireplace there. Take it still while you're talking. And there you go. And I'm Puber and I'm out. Well, we'd like to thank everybody that joined us on our little, what was it? Live. Live thing. Everybody was awesome, man. There's so many comments on there that they were commenting at the time that we didn't see, but I'll get back to them. But we wanted to throw that in. We thank you guys a lot for your support. There's just too many people that joined in and that tuned in and watched us. We thank you guys very much. Don't we Puber? Yes, we do. All right. All right. Puber out. Shaber. I'm gone. Thank you.