See the it's up Corbin All right, I'm into it. I'm into it. I'm a juicy Compton. It's so Thank you for such a patron film if you took a camera in the battle the further in the case of the quad I know loud I know and We were acting to a beer DOS video He's one of our favorite comedians and sadly we were supposed to be seeing him this month, but obviously everything got Canceled no no excuses. He's just he's just not committed. They're not committed at all Why don't you want to be in arena with thousands of people? What's wrong with you? What does he care? He's on stage. He can social distance from the audience But Yes, so he's been doing like vlogs almost daily or every couple days on his thing this one's called the bright side with beer DOS coronavirus and comedy well Of course, it's comedy. Well done but If one pull it up real quick the disclaimer it says this show attempts to make light of a very dark themes in situation And attempt to disarm them if you do not like if you do not think it is appropriate. Do not watch I like it Lots of people eat people already got offended by us and the fact that in a video where we're talking about coronavirus like I've laughed like just Just laughed not like at like coronavirus, but just laughed because you know, you should laugh all the time But yeah, yeah people get offended just because they want to get offended So, yeah, we we want everybody to remain safe and stop touching each other That's Corbin's advice just stop touching people And just because you make light of something doesn't mean you're not taking it seriously So everybody take a chill pill very factual ready three two one go I thought I thought it wasn't going for a second coronavirus One of the coronavirus gets worse and worse and worse I'm like your graphics Welcome to the bright side with the dust my brand new show where we take the darkest thought in your head and go to some place silly So that the next time you think it I like it doesn't seem that bad today's episode What if the coronavirus gets worse and worse and worse? Here's the bright side okay On the bright side This worked out pretty well for musicians if you think about it I mean it was hard enough to market a gig the week before coronavirus It's like hey, man. I'm playing Carnegie Hall. Do you want to come? No, I'm busy No, it's easy. It's just hey, man. I'm playing the balcony at 5 p.m. I think you're going to be watching Also, we all got a glimpse into celebrity houses this week You know Wasn't it kind of nice on the bright side to know that even some celebrities have shitty houses just like you You know houses with defects like oh, there's Shahrukh Khan in He has a broken And there's Selena Gomez. She has a light bulb. That's not working and there's Kim Kardashian and she has a a husband Right, there's blue skies these birds that are happy. Oh my god.  There's just pigeons walking around like hey, man Where's Raju? The guy who used to spit over there for a decade. I used to eat that. Where's Raju?  Have you seen those photographs of just all the birds in Delhi looking at each other?  So you're just a bird for the first time looking at a thousand other dudes who look just like him and like Am I high Also, like you think you are detoxing the animals are detoxing as well There's just birds flying around like give me some smog man.    You know these people who previously were like, oh no, I I don't eat meat.  That's my cheese Also, hey, congrats parents.  There's something wrong with this school.  It is the time to be a balcony If we ever get through this every new building. Yeah, this is the half bedroom, but it's got six balconies I like balcony conversations. It's very shakespearian. We're all just kind of Juliet now It's on the balcony like what light on yonder window breaks. It is not the sun.   Aren't we?  Do it. It's like, yes, uh, it's an ancient remedy.  Yeah, we're gonna have a baby boom on the bright side It's gonna make your marriage a lot stronger Not bad. It's gonna make your divorce a lot easier You no longer need an excuse. You should be like, yo, they found a cure.  Those leaders that you just love and worship Whether you are left wing or right wing On the bright side, there's more humanity in all of us. There has to be Right. There's no choice. I mean, we've always kind of found each other in the dark Because I've never seen it before.  Uh, we're on it. Uh, does anybody have any ideas? That's where we live now So we don't have them. All we have is each other And we kind of always had each other, but we forgot about it for a bit And I think now we'll remember that again on the bright side So if you haven't seen the kinder side of me in a while, um, I apologize And I'm gonna try and show it to you as much as I can Just in case you don't feel good about yourself just yet Um, I'm gonna give you three people who legit had a shittier week than you did number one So here's what happened the Indian prime minister locked us down. It was a 14 hour curfew It was supposed to be from like the morning till 9 p.m But he was like at 5 p.m Go outside and bang your dishes to so support for the heroes that are working so hard to fight the coronavirus And we all did it and then at 5 35 lots of indians went into the street and started dancing and partying together And Screaming go corona Go corona go corona Which really offended only three girls named corona. Uh, did nothing to fight the virus whatsoever A dude had to go and have that conversation Right through moody At about 5 35 because you know at five or five he was like, hey, sir What a lovely gesture, sir. The country's so proud Wow, they're really excited, aren't they? Continuing on Hello outside Did they really do that like Yeah, they went out the streets. Oh my word. Yeah I don't think people really understood your speech They're outside Would like like five or six of them.  It's got great results. Uh, the best results quinoa lean cures it and we're three weeks away It needs to come to be like, um, no quinoa lean does does not cure. Uh, the coronavirus There is no proof that that does that.  Um, no, no, that does not that's not good for the virus or your ass Please don't do that in public That guy is having a shite as weak and it's going to escalate. Um, rhino jizz cures the coronavirus if you can find a rhino Jack it off Vigorously and and get the jizz Best in the world.  Yes, you should find a rhino sir.  It's gonna help you a lot in the foreseeable future Stay at home.  It will only stress you out more I promise you there is no useful information on whatsapp that you cannot find on the cdc website or on twitter Or on facebook.  Yes.  I don't know if you know this but sex is great for your immunity.  Don't even watch this Long shot. Okay. I'm sorry Look ultimately this virus is not about humanity or courage or mother earth or population control.    She wants to to convey and it's always That's one of my favorite things about it because there's a lot of comedians that I love but that their their thing is just offense Like bill bar. He he and and like Ricky Gervais. They just like to offend you and that's their whole thing And it's that's phenomenal and I love them But the one thing I love about him is that he can still do that But then he always brings it back to a positive message At the end of it and I think that's really impressive And hard to do because normally it's hard to especially as a comedian because you're there to make people laugh And you don't want to take them out of that sense of laughter But he he's able to do that But then keep bringing it back like he goes back and forth between a hard message and and funny Often and it's it's really really impressive. I've never seen a comedian that can do that like he can I agreed the only other comedian That I was exposed to who did this who had Underneath it all when you listen to him You knew what he was saying was driven from a deep deep deep core belief system And he did it in biting ways, but it was still hysterically funny and intelligent was George carlin And he reminds me of him solely in that respect.  Yeah It's it's really impressive Yeah, I like it a lot And I'm I'm I'm sad that we like he had to cancel everything because of everything that went on Because we would have gone to see him here. I think I think it might have been even today Depending on what day this is released Yeah, it was around this time. It's close.  He's very intelligent. Yeah, um most most comedians are Yeah, they're they're just they're deep thinkers and they they look at the world a different way, which is why they can Make fun of it the way they do Yeah, but yeah, I love them. If vir das if you're watching please come on the show because we would love to talk to Yeah, he's watching right I'm sure he is. I'm sure he is.  So and this is going to pass. No, and it won't be the last one And it it really is it's a trying time. It's a difficult time But we've the planet and the human race has seen far far worse instances than this and came out the other side Okay, so I love that he's doing this. I love that he's doing this So go subscribe to vir das and uh, also Don't touch your grandma. Yeah, just don't just don't touch her. It's good advice corbin. Yeah, don't touch


Thank you, thank you very much, comrades. Thank you very much for coming. Muyo yange. Fiyamuna rehenbe. Majoga umu sanza. Ugaban heba nabu enkwa. Ugaban bede uti. Imagani gundare tago unangundasi aguru saga. Agu tihaga indeta ambi masimpe mubeshi. Iban tuba azumina. Igutimuntugari mubeshi. There is no, there is no medicine for a liar.  And there is no doctor, there is no medical doctor who is trained to cure lies. So HH is incurable. He will die suffering from the disease of lying. And when people say, when the members say umu fibula weila, I think they meant HH. I think they knew because in law there is an offense which they call obtaining money by false pretenses. Or obtaining goods by false pretenses. You go to Mr. Ndara in Nikalabu and say, me I'm selling a car.  That is called obtaining goods by false pretenses. Chamele manaiwa ala chabi when they were making that law. Chamele manaiwa ala. Manaiwa ala kufakati obtaining state house by false pretenses. Senbe manaiwa kaiwa, senbe HH, there are much in brakaira. Manaiwa ala, kankati manaiwa ala branch. Obtaining state house by false pretenses. Kuna mawantu. Ine negatimunifaka, ine amnote tribalisti, me I'll unite the country. I've just been reading on social media the young men that have accompanied him over Easter to his farms in Nnamara and Choma. They are all hamasaka, hampengula, hahasam thingi. Isn't that tribalism? Yes. Why didn't he go with any bamba? Why didn't he go with any lozi? Because the man is a tribalist. I want you to look out for this. All the appointments that he has made, look out from tomorrow. All the appointments that he has made, you will find if it is a woman, it is Mutinta Zulu. It is a Tonga married to a Zulu. That's why she's been appointed. That's what he has done. He was blaming Edgar to be a tribalist. What he has done in the foreign service, All the people with the Tonga names who are ambassadors and who are working abroad, they have not been recalled. There is one man who formed during one of my radio programs. And this is what he said. He said this man HH is a tribalist. And he said Mr. Kavimba, watch out and I want the listeners to look at this. Where you find two Tongas, you put a lozi there to disguise the tribalism. Where you find two lozi, you put a Tonga to disguise the tribalism. Obtaining state house by 4C pretenses. If I were a journalist, that would be my headline tomorrow. Hakainde obtaining state house by 4C pretenses. This is the man who gave us a list of lies. List of lies. Nothing that HH said and the UPND has come to pass as true. Nothing. He said all the youths are going to be employed under UPND. The same youth that we used to see on the streets. That's still there. That's still there. If you don't talk, I'll stop talking. Youths that I know on the streets of Lusaka. And I'm sure this is not just about Lusaka. It's a gateway. It's a gateway. It comes from our provincial central province. Dollars. Everywhere. The youths are still there. They are still unemployed. We have tried to say to him. Why did you make the mistake? Can you please come back to the people of Zambia and apologize? The man doesn't want. He's very important. He's too important to apologize to the Zambian people. He's too important. We tell him, please come and move into KwaZi House. The man says he can't move into KwaZi House. It is below my standard. I can't move into state houses below my standard. If KwaZi House is below HHS standard. It is below my standard. I know the man working in KwaZi House that I am writes nonuse. I know the man writing nonuse but I think he will never have more education because he doesn't like Whenana So, you see the man by his action. Chivote, vote, nabu vene zambia penangubazi chengera, chivote, vote, manja chamele, chawa ma chape, ufibu labuera. Nabu vabuera laba, hh. Tomorrow, tomorrow you'll be holding a press conference. To tell the zambia the people more lies. As usual, as usual. Kukamba bosa chakamonga chigamba, guliwa hh. Demesji choka. Pantoloji. Afuna kubuera kutati, uza hati. Uyumilingo lungu. Amana nani kwa ksiemu, sinimu ziva ini. Na, for me, miningolungu has never told me a lie. The two miningolungu has never told me a lie. HH has told me many lies. So, if I were to choose between the two who is telling the truth, how to choose miningolungu? Because HH has told me, me when I'm sunning at 10 hours by 14 hours, the kwacha will come down. The money lied, the doll, the money lied. He said the minimum price will come down, the money lied. He said the fertilizer will come down, the money lied. The fuel will come down, he increases. He says there will be no load shedding, the money lied. It is waste today and what does he do? He changes the name, he changes the name because that's how crooks behave. He changes the name from load shedding to load management. That is what it is called in economics, so he changes from load shedding to load management. And he keeps quiet. He is lining police officers from his house, his private home from morning to 17 hours. He carries his own chair every day from his home to state house because he is scared of being bewitched. Why do you want to be president at Uyopan Fiti? He went to the Ministry of Health to go and make sure that there is no more drug shortages in hospitals. The shortage of drugs has continued in hospitals and clinics. Our people are dying and the blood of those people that are dying as a result of lack of drugs in hospitals, that blood is on your kind's head. And yet he lied that he was going to make the lives of Zambians better, not to kill Zambians. And he tried not to go to Kawata to go and campaign. And he said there will be no Kadaism in this country. And he went to Kawata in the last bi-election. It's not me who said it, it's not anybody. Somebody confronted him. Kadas are still here, they are still stealing our money. The money just looked down in shame. It just looked down. The day before yesterday you saw Kadas of UPND in town fighting running backwards with the police at Intercity. And these are the police officers we was promising that under UPND the police officers will be respected. But they are still being disrespected by himself and his Kadas. Another lie. But you see the goodness with lies.    The teachers know because a lie is a lie even to a teacher. The doctors know because a lie is a lie even to a doctor. Even in the villages. Muna rebe. I think we all must have an impact on what we are going to do. Abubeshi. What we are going to do. We are going to do what we are going to do. I wish I knew in the village kumuzi. But since we are going to do what we are going to do we will create a problem. I want to ask you why we are going to do this. Because 30 feet are the same, we must do what we are going to do. So you all must be good. You must be good. The police are doing what they are doing. They are going to do what they are going to do.  A president is supposed to be a man of honor and integrity.   It's supposed to be a man of honor and integrity. And these two values, my brother H.H. doesn't have them. What he wanted was a state house. What God does, let's hang out with Tagatira. When you dare God, when you dare God, God can defeat you. Chikupeshe. Chikupeshe. In my language in Saratu, we say, giwe zete, tete, tete. Tete, tete, tete. Get it. Get it. Yes. Giwe zete, tete, tete, tete. That's what God has done. But my brother was outlining how many times he failed. 2006, Bani Berama Voti. 2008, Bani Berama Voti. Bani Bida. Even when the gap was very clear, Bani Bida. Even when the gap was very clear, he was not even number two. Bani Bida. Bani Bida. The problem is, this is it. The problem is, this one. Muleza. Okay. Let me fix you now. Giwe zete, tete, tete. Tete, tete, tete. Giwe zete, tete, tete. Tete, tete, tete. That is what God has done. Giwe zete, tete, tete. That's what he will say.  Scared of his own shadow. He doesn't even know what to say. He doesn't even know what to say. Tete, tete. I want to, tomorrow I will not go to the office. I want to sit in front of the TV and I want to see what he is going to say. What is he going to tell the Zambian people? That the cooking oil price is downy, that the minimum price is downy, that there is no roadshedding, that all the youths are employed. Tete, tete, tete. He has nobody to blame now. He has nobody to blame now.  Very lucky. Very lucky. Because as we as we go out into the compounds, the campaign is very easy, campaign is very easy.  Even his own ministers, when you meet them in private, they are confessing our name but they never present Ubufiwa Chiramu. His own ministers, his own ministers, have been never present our name, Ubufiwa Chiramu.  Unless what you are going to do, when you dare God and tete, tete, tete, it is stronger than kufurirangu, kusushangu man kufurirangu, it is stronger than that. I was with Mr. Sata one day, we were campaigning in Eastern province. So he gave this proverb at a meeting and said, So when we went to the next meeting, one of my colleagues from Eastern province went to us and said, no, that is not a very good proverb, there is another one which is, you know, which is better. So Michael Sata says, yasha niyo, and then he says, no hati kususha imba niku kumba. So the president, he mubonfiei hati kususha imba niku kumba. He said, mubonfiei kususha imba niku kumba. He said, tete, it is stronger than kufurirangu, kususha imba niku kumba. He said, niku kumba, that is a church. He has ruined this country beyond the measure in seven months. Seven months. Seven months. He comes, he comes, he is elected by 2.8 million people. Before he does anything for these 2.8 million people, what does he do? He rewards the mining companies by telling them don't pay mining royalty.  Don't pay any tax to the Zambians. Don't pay any tax to the Zambians. That is how he thanks the Zambians. Why? Because he was in bed with the mining companies, they gave him money to campaign. So for him, money is more important than anything else. That's what a capitalist is. That's what a capitalist is. To him, money is everything. A church was chairman of Buckleys Bank. I want him to say this tomorrow during his press conference. Which Zambian did he empower? I want him during the press conference tomorrow to give us a list of the Zambians whom a church empowered when he was chairman of Buckleys Bank. Which Zambian did he empower? He just empowered himself. A church has shares in San International Hotel. Go and ask those young men and women there how much they get paid per month. They get slave wages. And he gets the profits. He shares the profits with the San International. And you call that a leader of the people. He's a leader of the pocket. He's own pocket. Not of the Zambian people. So a kind of profit is more important than a human being. He can even sell his child for profit. If he had a buyer. If he had a kind of buyer, he can sell his child for profit. So profit is more important to him than anything else. In 7 months he has ruined this country. After promising the Zambians that he was going to liberate them. Even today he keeps on saying I have come. The country now is united. We are uniting the country. I have never heard that the Zambians in northern province are fighting with the Luvales. I have never heard. I have never heard that in Namuara. The Illas there are fighting with the Zambians. I have never heard that. So what nonsense is this about him telling us he is uniting people. Which people is he uniting? Who is fighting who? Zambians are living in peace. So he is just uniting his pocket. What is this fear of tribalism which is generating himself? Because he is a tribalist. And he tried to send it out to the peaceful Zambian people that were not living in peace. When we are living in peace and he says I have come to unite the country. Which country is he uniting? Which country is divided? If Zambia were a disunited country, how did they vote for him for God's sake? How did they vote for him? They voted for him because this is a sovereign nation, unitary state. And the people came together and decided because he was also in a mess. And it continues to be in a mess. And God bless it. They said let's try this one who God has edited. He was edited. He was edited. On our he was edited to who money? Inisara we say, Mezogoto Goto. Mezogoto Goto Mez. Last wati, imu ya ozei imu juhu kuchawama, kumu tenderen kwa kalingalinga wakama uti inijanyumba. Mama mnermina mnangana wa zata. Mama mnana mnangana wa kawunda for 27 years. Mama mnana mnangana mspuru na vipata. Mama mnana mspuru na wakainde. ako ni maqani kihila mkhazi husit And the boy says he can't live in kwasi house So you look at him, who are you What have you done If he lived in the village Did he have a house in Uengwa I asked him one day Kokewas ni nakumanda tufishum barbecue miurat Extension Ok male ya nrida uusima na yim스마devia okey This is the only present have seen I've never seen a sister next to him. I've never seen a brother next to him. I've never seen a cousin next to him. Kapene mumu naba onaku. So it is important, you economic front leaders, to take this message out to the people. Kapepa monga agamutumba. Mhena.  In the next generation of us, the state has moved, where would the president find the time to go to the minister of health, to go and do what, to go and do what at the minister of health. The mining companies go and ask you colleagues from the copper belt how much our miners get paid per month. It is a shame. Muna mufengu hakaende one day akambati i mwa mamay nazi mufo nantara masingon. No ways. Hakaende doesn't talk about zambians. He doesn't talk about zambians. He doesn't talk about the welfare of zambians. He doesn't say. The report I got recently when he went to Chisamba for the expo, anakambeta bena wa zungu. Mazambians sana kambeta nabu. Uro kumaposha umanda sana nabaposha. Sana nabaposha. Hakaende onamuti ainda kufamshonu kumina kuni mazambiansi avana ma gloves monga di muhospitu.  He's a very clean man.  He wears gloves. Muka muona nina mazungu atrosa masiki jaya COVID-19. Because he can't get COVID-19 from mazungu. Hakaone ataenda kuma firika avana COVID-19 maziki avana nama gloves. So if edifamia tiri na matenda, mazungu adibi matenda mi nama kama pasiki. And in 10s round and 10s easy, mi am the leader of this country. I've come to unite the country. Nonsense. Sarapukan. Umuduwali hire. Tifuna kuti kuyambila reiropa no. Pamere tajita lonchi zina ya pati fromurendipo pati to ekonomi kufranti jito ya yamba. Hakaende must make history as the first president to get out of office after five years. Muna muona kunda tajita kufamu yaake, kufamu yaake muka muona ngonbi avana ma gloves. No, because these animals are more important than us. Doesn't wear gloves. Haka chua kufamu yaake, avana ma gloves kuli ifi. That is the type of leader the 2.8 people voted for. Haa jiregi. Haa jiregi. Haa jiregi. So the work comrades starts today. We want to be the alternative government to the Zambianzi in 2016. 2026, sorry. And we shall do it. We shall do it.  Because I can tell you, I can swear to the living Lord that HH will never improve the lives of Zambianzi between now and 2026. That I can swear. He will not. He will run out of lies. When he just came out of Namawara, this is the president and he is a very boring speaker. This is the president who has been engaging the press from time to time. He held one press conference. After that he... He... Yaakaba. He disappeared. Had it not been for me in Golunguis accusing him that he met him he would not have held, he would not be holding this press briefing tomorrow. He would not be doing that. He's doing that to land himself. But I can tell you, nobody will believe him.    A man who suffers from the disease of lying. Even over a small thing he can't tell the truth. That's what he is. And that he has contaminated even his ministers. That he has contaminated even his ministers. So UPND is a political party of liars. In other countries, in other countries with the revelations of Miringolungu hakainda would have resigned. He would have resigned. But he can't resign because lying is normal to him. Te te te te te. He was there. He was there in God. Kwenagu church every Saturday. Kwenagu church every Saturday. So Miringolungu hakainda is a man who has been registered. He's a man. So Te te te te. I want you to see why I have not been giving this thing to you. God was not doing him a favor by losing. He didn't know that. God was doing him a favor. You know? God was doing him a favor. Then God said, ok, if you don't want my favor jibweze, I will withdraw it. I will withdraw my favor. Get it. Te te te. There's nothing. You go and advertise and tell the Zambianzi you are going to employ 11,200 health workers. You have 110,000 applications. And you start singing about that as a success story. Even tomorrow I'm sure you say it. From 110,000. Even if they employed all the 11,000 you still have 90,000 plus health workers without jobs. What in God's name is successful about that program? Nothing. Nothing. There is going to be so much corruption. There is going to be so much corruption. The only people that will be employed are those that are related to her kind of ministers. They are the ones that will be employed. How are they going to arrive at the criteria and know this one? They can only do that through corruption and nepotism and favoritism. So there is nothing. They are health workers. They are medical doctors who up to now have never been paid their allowances and they keep on telling them next month, next month, next month and they are suffering and the man doesn't care. Why doesn't he not care? Because he is in a state house now. Obtaining a state house by false pretenses. They are not drugs in hospitals but he doesn't care because he is in a state house now. Obtaining a state house by false pretenses. He is not able to reduce the price of fertilizer. He doesn't care because now he is in a state house. Obtaining a state house by false pretenses. He promised the investment of Zambia students and the ecology students that when he comes to power they will be given bazaaris. Education will be free from grade 1 to university. He doesn't care because now he is in a state house. Obtaining a state house by false pretenses. And he was saying these things on the video. The video clips are running even today.  He has no sense of shame of saying I duped people. Let me go back to the people and apologize. He doesn't. Because now he is in a state house. Because now he can line up poor police officers all the way from community house. I don't even know what is community about it. I don't know what is community about his house. All the way from community house to state house. And they sit there. Juni is coming now they will be sitting in that court as the man is sitting in an office with a heater.  And you know that if those police officers have to be lined up in redness for him they have to wake up at 4am. When he is still snoring in bed comfortable. Yes. Ujiguru mamubulu. Bamuibabuga to go and wait for him only by the roadside. Okay. And he doesn't say anything wrong with that. He doesn't say anything wrong with that. Because he is now in a state house obtaining state house by force pretenses. That was his project. I was a member of the UPND I was one of the people that drafted infact I was the one who drafted the first constitution of the UPND with Anderson Mazzock. All these people that are there today that are claiming to be UPND were not there. The people that Anderson Mazzock called when he wanted to get into politics were late Edward Shamanah, Levi Manawasa, Benny Capita and myself. 4 of us. Even in that leadership of UPND he obtained it by force pretenses. He obtained it. From nowhere, he gets there. Levi Manawasa said you just don't remember youth ambience where you know sometimes we forget in politics.  He came to my office and said to me my businesses are suffering and being harassed that I am a member of the UPND. Mr. President I have never been a member of the UPND. Levi said that publically. And he says I am surprised today that the man is the president of the UPND. So he started lying a long time ago. He started lying a long time ago. Okay?  Because he came to my office pleading with me. That is what UPND is.  I don't hate HH. In fact if you want to know his wife is my cousin. Yes. But we have a maning. So I don't hate him. Okay? There are people that say no you are jealous of him because now he is in his state house. No. In fact I am very happy that he is in his state house. He was irritated. Because if he had not become president all of us would have been saying Hey, if you have not become president of the UPND you will not know. If you have not become president of the UPND you will know. That is what we have been saying. We have been shedding tears for a man who didn't deserve our tears. But now we know him. When my cousin used to refer to him as a calculator boy he used to get upset. He used to get upset. He used to tell us running a country is like running a company.  Roma Posa is a business man in South Africa. In South Africa any better. Nothing. This is a third world economy. Countrymen and women. This is a third world economy. And if we had many leaders like Paul Kagame of Rwanda Africa would be heading in the right direction. Because Kagame doesn't understand how we can have kopa here and still be poor. Kagame doesn't understand. And I also don't understand that you can have kopa here and all the other minors and you must run to the IMF to go and beg for money. I also don't understand. There are many of us who don't understand. Especially in the economic front. We don't understand.  We own nothing in this country apart from the free oxygen from God. The mines are owned by foreign companies. The land now is going to be owned by foreigners more than zambians. Banks are owned by foreigners. So what do we own here? Nothing. Nothing. So what we want to do in the economic front we want to use Microsoft as a phrase bring digging tea to the zambians so that you the zambians out there can be deployed to the natural resources of this country to your benefit. That is the policy of the economic front. We want to make sure that the zambians become primary drivers of this economy. We want to bring indigenous local banks where you can walk and go and borrow money and put into your business and expand your business.  Just know that the house is gone. We are going to establish banks where you can go and borrow money without mortgaging your house. That's what we are going to do. We are going to establish local banks owned by government or by a group of zambians where you can walk in, go and borrow money and your house is still safe. Why is it that you ladies that do village banking are honest enough that you are able to borrow and pay back if zambians are dishonest? Why? I ask myself which country in this world I want HH to tell me tomorrow during his press conference which country in this world has ever developed my dear brother and sisters in the banking sector which is foreign owned which country? Zero. All the banks you find in London are British banks. All the banks you find in Germany are German banks. All the banks you find in Japan are Japanese banks. All the banks you find in South Africa are South African banks. Amalgamated bank of South Africa Absa National Bank All these are South African banks because even under apartheid they knew that if you have a banking sector which is foreign it can't serve your interest. It can't serve your interest and here we are told that Buckleys Bank my bank Stanchart and all these no and you are told you have the central bank you have Bank of Zambia they just do clerical work there there's no supervisor work which they do. He told us when before he brought back this bank governor whom Edgar defied because he was being compromised he said to us I'm going to give you the best bank governor that you have ever seen he brings back the same friend of his Tadaba but he doesn't know what he is doing. He said to us I'm going to give you the best cabinet if this is the best for HH then I don't know what his west is. If this is the best then I don't know what his west is. Even just on the issue of the bank governor you have to tell a lie even just on the issue of the cabinet you have to tell a lie but he said I'm happy that the man won tete tete and in 2026 we shall tell him no sir go because he he said I'm happy because because the lies are too many so go and rest a bit so that you can go and lie in the private sector as a president you have left us in shame that's what he's going to do kagami ozi ozi with him in Livingstone amu vera kamba and I'm sure nana amu verenga amu pima ahona our tagwao so agani zagagami so nisa kambira muno and then kambira go at first nichokai mumun ahenda kuja kambira nanda kuja atumamisa yomongaku ukrain how can a country which is so rich in mineral resources go to the IMF begging even this IMF thing countrymen and women we have been members Zambia has been a member of the IMF since 1965 it's not the first time that IMF is coming here we have been members of the IMF since 1965 why are we still poor if IMF is going that is going to make us better why are we still poor why is unemployment still high why do we still not have drugs in hospitals why is our educational system down if IMF is in anger for our economic problems you know the man feels very comfortable to take photos with the muzungus he thinks he becomes a muzungu also that inferiority complex in a leader cannot give you a progressive leader kuba not a member of the IMF go to kuba they will tell you the life expectancy in kuba which is not a member of the IMF is 78 years old Zambia which is a member of the IMF the life expectancy is for 7 years how do you sit down and say we can be saved by the IMF and this IMF money you know how much it is 1.4 million dollars over a period of 3 years averaging something like 450 something million dollars per year not per month 7-8 months now not even the dollars come through what is that bloody money from IMF what is it what is that bloody money what is that bloody money so they are simply taking advantage of the man because they see the inferiority complex in him so we want the economic front to be the alternative political party we are the only political party that are speaking the language of empowering zambians by making them catalysts and primary drivers of this economy we are the only political party that think that zambians are more important than anybody else we are the only political party that are saying to the zambian people never again shall you be second citizens in your own country his minister of finance if you remember the first Sunday interview he said we are going to create a conducive environment here which will bring back foreign investment so that foreign investors can come and build factories here and employ our youths haven't seen a foreign investor was built even a toilet forget about a factor even a toilet kudip so those foreign investors are just in the minds of hakainde and the stupid musokotwani musokotwani is minister of finance where are they? go to karabo there is no foreign investor there go to shangombo there is no foreign investor there so they only exist in the mind of how many trips has he made to America how many trips he has made more trips to America than he has made the trips to wengwa since he became president what has he brought back zero for the zambian people we continue suffering the poor zambians continue getting poorer and poorer every day we have our colleagues here that are not able to attend the central committee meeting which we held yesterday because they can't afford transport to come from where they are to come into ruzaka isn't that a shame transport to get a bus fare to get on a bus and you are failing not through any fault of theirs because he has increased the fuel and next month he wants to increase again and that month he wants to increase again because he himself is getting free fuel because he is minister and getting free fuel so he is minister and getting free fuel he is getting free fuel he is getting free food so what should he care about the suffering of the zambian people he doesn't he doesn't okay and then you have his supporters that say no give him time can you postpone hunger njara ya brela njara ya brela njara ya brela njara ya brela you can't now the money doesn't fill the pangs of hunger he eats every day the extra free food he gives to his dogs he eats free food and then he says to you and me tighten your belts ask who should tighten our belts when he is loosing easy as he is getting fatter ya kinda wish I go on anything I want on private channels kwa wama no wama manji? batere la? kwa wama nga na manji? kasi muboizu ni wama muxi? nama kaza ni wama muku nga manji? na wama nga kufu wana nomba? na suti manji, inka na muxi pamin bagajita soga onad nima hakainda? siwa naka onega so un private sector? because he's eating free food. when the people in Karingaringa are going hungry, when the people in Mrs. Kumpa are going hungry, only him is living well, and he says no, it can only let it get worse before it gets better, and he has his vice president Mutalenarumango who says he don't worry if he into Fyara Babuino, ahaha, ati kawiringa toa lunda, fika wekele panj miha, miha habi never seen that arithmetic, am hearing it for the first time today, in this administration. ma muka bishop? ma muka bishop? no, i think let Jesus take a bit of time because bagafu laza nga isa let him take a bit of time to come but you see that is the problem in Isala we say wa nda umi neme if your friend you know umi neme, as you go for drinking you have to emigrate them that is what is happening to Mutalenarumango because the president is a liar she also has to learn some lies and then on Sunday go to church go and please forgive me for having told lies and I do, I am with the president who is a liar so comrades I am proud of you many of you that are here many of you that are here we come a long way and we come a long way on principle that we disagreed with what was going on in PF we disagreed with the discipline that we saw in PF we disagreed with the catarism that we saw in PF and you have never been shaken so I am proud of you and I know that when we form government we shall form a strong government because your character has been tested your character has been tested you have refused to be lined up you have refused to be lined up like you fools that you are defecting you heard what happened when the former PF guys in DC and everybody were defecting in Mungu they were being insulted as they were giving their species macho liba thieves you have refused to be demeaned like that you have refused to be belittled like that because you are not thieves you are men and women of integrity and those are the values those are the values that we have cultivated together in this political party we must be different we should not be like them that tell lies want to stand on the truth we are going to tell Zambians get up this is your country and work and you shall be rewarded that's what our message will be and you shall tell anybody from outside stand outside at the end of the queue Zambians first when we think we need you we shall get back to you but don't come here and start telling us that you can do it better than us nobody can do it better than us comrades nobody nobody an investor comes here because he wants to make money not because he loves you and me not because he loves you and me you read only last week standard chartered bank has closed its bank in Zimbabwe because they are no longer making profit they are not interested in Zimbabwe they don't care whether Zimbabwe goes into ruins they don't care so stop being cheated that our lives should be entrusted to foreign investors no we should look after ourselves the important thing is that there must be unity among investors unity of purpose unity of where we are going and remain focused I know that things are hard but only those that go through hard times succeed only those that go through hard times succeed so Lusaka district cultural groups that have come our colleagues from western province and all other provinces northern and the other provinces thank you so much for coming I am not going to make an announcement but I will say what one of my colleagues said here I am going to give you a leakage there is lunch after this because her kind has eaten so me I am not a leader who eats alone I want us to eat together and I will be with you here and eat with you until we displace thank you very much may God bless you and may God bless our country


Yo, yo, yo, what's up everybody? It's your boy Realistic Gaming here, and yes I know I haven't uploaded like in a couple days been like four days or so. I just want to clarify that nothing is wrong I just wanted to take some time some time to myself to enjoy myself to enjoy this new year 2021 by the way, happy new years. I have not seen y'all since last year Yes, I know horrible joke, but I know I'm late happy new years guys I hope you guys had a blast with your family I hope everything is going fine for you guys and remember just cuz we're in quarantine Don't let this stop you from doing whatever you want to do you got to go out there and get it man All right, so we're back with some more picky videos I know it's probably horrible way to start off the year with my first video But it is what it is and we're here today. I'm alone with channel He has released a part nine to the evil pigs resurrection horror parody And this is a warning man this this video we're about to watch right now is pretty bloody and gory And if you cannot watch any of those things that you get nightmares you get scared whatever it is to not watch this video I am letting you know as of now All right, let's see how this goes man We're about to see some beheadings or something Oh, oh my god, okay, mommy pig is missing an eye. Why am I still alive?   Okay, this cannot be good. I trapped you in here with an insane killer clown Oh, no, you need to escape before he finds you.  I'm on my own. I better get going before the clown finds me I hope there are cameras around to keep an eye on the clown I mean that would be helpful Oh look, thank god a monitor. Did she just found a monitor right there?  I was just there Dude, that thing is the clown from uh, what's that? It was the tv show. I guess I better stop running now It's from that clown from american horror story.  I'm so scared What will happen if he catches me? I'm pretty sure you would know what happens mommy pig.   Oh, come on. It just even started and now they're hitting with him to be continued Gotta be kidding me brother. All right, so now we're on gv studio channel We have reacted to his videos once before but now we're back for a second time And this one says siren head piggy family cartoon cat with granny battle and as you can see these look pretty silly So let's go ahead and uh, see how they turn out Oh, we got granny. It looks like an old man. $1,000 equals granny's poop. What what? Oh, we got cartoon dog Why does granny look like grandpa?  I don't I am as confused as you are cartoon dog Oh That was one nice dodge. Oh and there she goes chasing them Dude, that is so messed up. Why does she keep beating up cartoon dog?  We're off with the siren Okay, now I know why he's running like that man just pooping himself Can't hold it any longer Oh, we got granny Oh, no cartoon cat She's like everybody's here has to use the toilet for some reason Oh He just did that Um, bro, he needs to give him the man some privacy. Oh now we got the piggy family Dude, did they not oh god Now we got Godzilla in the mix Do these people not know the privacy means? Oh granny's on rage mode What she has a gauntlet.  Isn't she? Oh All right, let's see what happens Oh, she's gonna snap them. Oh, she didn't snap them Oh my god, bro. She's going ham We're too finicky And the toilet's still alive it managed to survive all of that so toilet for the win All right, and next we got siren head gold piggy cartoon cat cartoon dog and stadium. All right, let's check this one out Let's see if it's a little more Scary on the scariest side or maybe it's just gonna be on the silly side like the previous one Oh piggy's on the throne.  Oh, it seems like we're about to see an anime battle right now Oh my god, that looks like cartoon cat. That's the scp. I forgot his name All right, so it's two scp's and two trevor handerson creations Okay, an airdrop Oh Why does he have a tank top from piggy? She has a helmet He has one of those chickens Hey Bro, look at your pajamas. You got some silly pajamas on Oh Piggy has raised her sword It's time to battle What's scp versus trevor handerson creations? Who do you guys got man? I don't know.  Oh the ultimate battle Uh-oh siren head Oh, it's gold siren head Man's got that drip drip, bro Oh, so it's all of them versus siren head now Bro, you get to like blast him away with the sonic wave.  Well, there you go. He's knocked him with his tail.  He really took you out with that All right, now it's cartoon go out cartoon dog and cartoon cat. I feel like they might stand a chance when they work together There you go tag team He just vanished. Oh Whole train state.  Oh, come on Wait, who survived? They both fell So it seems like it was a tie Nobody really won at the end though because they all dropped If you guys have any recommendations on anything else besides piggy animations any scary videos Guys want me to react to you guys can drop the comment below or drop the link on it I'll check it out and also I want to thank you guys so much for the support those that have been supporting the channel You guys are real ones. I really appreciate it And if you guys want to see any new stuff on the channel, also, let me know the comments down below I will definitely take some suggestions because at the end of the day I do want to drop content that you guys enjoy watching or just enjoy overall So let me know down in the comments below and I will see you all in the next one


Sir Klaus Shephard, first I would like to welcome you to Doha. Would like you to give us an idea, what is a blended learning? Well I have a very broad view of what blended learning is. I think essentially what we're talking about is a mixture of different things. Obviously that's what a blend is. But I think that mixture can be of a number of different dimensions. It can be a mixture of different strategies for learning. It could be a mixture in the social context in which you learn. In other words, do you learn on your own? Do you learn one-to-one? Do you learn in a group? That's another thing you can blend within a learning intervention. But it can also be a blend in the media that you use to deliver learning. Are you delivering learning online? Are you delivering it face-to-face or through a book or what have you? So blended learning can be mixing a number of different things. Why do we need to focus on blended learning? What do training managers need to look out for while implementing blended learning solutions? The reason we need blended learning is because typically, historically, what employers have done is employ a single method to tackle a problem. So they've tended to approach a problem with a classroom event or perhaps a piece of e-learning or perhaps on-job training or whatever it might be. But in practice, most skill building and in organisations, our main task is to build skills so people can perform on their jobs, actually goes through a number of different phases. As we learn those skills, we need different approaches. So we might need some background knowledge in a particular subject and we might learn that one way. We might need to see different skills demonstrated and that would be something we might do a different way. We might need safe practice of those skills. So again, we might use that a different way. And then as we apply those skills to the job, we need support and coaching and resources to encourage us to continually improve. So each of those different phases requires a different approach. So what's the role of ICT and e-learning and blended approach? Well, I know that in the early days of the use of the term blended learning, it often was seen to mean e-learning plus something else, which I think is missing the point really. The point is that it's a mixture of things. Now in the future, now in fact, but particularly in the future, we would expect or assume that some of the elements in the mix would use technology. But it's not absolutely vital for a blend to include technology. I think it's very much more important that the designer of the blended solution has an open mind and then chooses the medium, the channel, which is best suited. Having said that, I think it's inevitable that technology will play a very major role in most blends in the future. In which way? Well, I think it's not because technology for its own sake is going to make learning more effective, but what technology offers is flexibility and efficiency so that if you want to, as many organisations need to do, to train very large numbers of people very quickly, then traditional methods are sometimes just completely impractical. And the technology provides a scalability that just isn't possible with traditional methods. So we are going to have to use technology if we're going to take advantage of all the new efficiencies. And of course those employers that do their training more efficiently will be more profitable or do a better job at delivering their service. Do you foresee trends for blended learning in the future? Trends? Well, there are some very definite trends. I mean, blended learning can be quite traditional in itself in the sense that it could be, for example, a little bit of pre-work done on a computer before you go to a traditional workshop. So that's quite traditional. But what we're seeing, I think, is blended learning changing in a number of different ways. One of those is that the elements are becoming more modular and often shorter. So where we do things face to face, we do them for shorter periods of time. Where we use online media, we do it for shorter periods of time. Where we have a one-to-one engagement with a coach, it's for a shorter period of time. So in that sense, that's one of the big changes. Another one of the changes is the fact that the blended solutions are being seen now as something which carries right through to on-job performance rather than just being about the formal learning bit in the middle. It actually follows through into the workplace. So I think that blended learning is changing and, well, I think it's becoming better. Where does the internet and smartphones fit into blended learning? Qatar has a very high level of smartphone penetrations. How could they be integrated in the blended learning? Well, I think the smartphones and tablets are particularly conducive to learning. I think, well, particularly tablets, let's separate them a little bit. I think if you look at tablet devices, tablet devices are ideally suited to consuming media. They're also the sorts of devices you have with you when you're in a more relaxed frame of mind. So you're maybe on an airport or on a plane or you have some sort of time to fill. And you're in the right frame of mind for learning. Plus, a good thing about a tablet is that you're only getting one application. You only see one application at a time, so you don't have so many distractions. So tablets are very good for media consumption and learning. Smartphones are slightly different. They're the same software, if you like. But because of the screen size, it's less likely to be used in that way. But they're fantastic devices for getting just-in-time information. So where I think smartphones fit in the mix is that they can be used towards the end of a blend when you're trying to provide ongoing support and reference information. Sounds very good. Well, these are good tips. On behalf of ICT and Society Division and ICT Qatar, I'd like to welcome you again and we're looking forward to the workshop tomorrow. And I am certainly. Thank you.


Before we get started with this week's video, I wanted to let everyone know I will be doing a Patreon poll. It's been a long time since we've done one. The poll should go up on Monday, March 13th. That's the day after you first see this video. If you would like a vote on what is seen on this channel, please check out Patreon. Hello everybody! HoodedCoverCommander788 here. This is the show where we review every vintage G.I. Joe toy from 1982 to 1994. After looking at the extreme 90s, I'm happy to get back to the 1980s and look at a really good action figure. This is a redo of an older review, but it's one I felt needed an update. In 1986, a new version of Hawk was released. Hawk was the first leader of G.I. Joe. Or the second leader of G.I. Joe, depending on how you look at it. This was the second version of Hawk and the final vintage version. Or the second of six vintage versions, depending on how you count them. You may think of Duke as the original blonde-haired leader of G.I. Joe, but Hawk was the original blonde-haired leader. Or brown-haired, depending on how you look at it. Hawk may be a general, but he has a lot of specific contradictions. HCC788 presents Hawk. This is Hawk, the G.I. Joe Commander from 1986. This figure was introduced in 1986 and was also available in 1987. It was discontinued for 1988. It was later released as a mail away offer in 1991. The figure was offered in the Terror on the Tundra catalog. The mail away figure was the same as the retail release, but there was an accessories and file card variation. This is the second version of Hawk. There are six versions of Hawk in the vintage era, but the version numbers are a little mixed up. Every version of Hawk after 1986 was called General Hawk. And sources start numbering those with 1991 General Hawk as version one. They're all the same character though, so I think they should be numbered as one group. Let's begin at the beginning with Hawk version one from 1982. This figure came with the MMS mobile missile system. This was in the first year of the new G.I. Joe toy line. At that time he was a colonel and the highest ranking officer in G.I. Joe. Although he was G.I. Joe's leader, you wouldn't guess it by looking at him. The figure is very plain, made of reused parts, and it's packaged with a forgettable weapon system. As a kid, I honestly didn't realize this guy was supposed to be the leader. In 1983 we got version 1.5. All the 1982 figures were reissued in 1983 with updated articulation. This was followed up with version 2 from 1986, of course. Colonel Hawk was promoted to General. Something else changed about him too. We'll get to that later. Next we have what I would call Hawk version 3 or General Hawk version 1 from 1991. That's the same year the Malaway figure was offered. This was a radical departure from earlier figures. He's wearing a dome helmeted flight suit with wings, looking like Buzz Lightyear. In 1992 we got what you could call Hawk version 4 or General Hawk version 2. This was from the Talking Battle Commander set. This one leaned back into the military uniform, but he's been promoted again. He is a major general and the very model. This figure looks a bit like the comic book version of General Flag with the sunglasses. Although the uniform looks more realistic, the 90s still had to make it weird with a giant backpack bolted to the figure. This was a sound making gimmick for the Talking Battle Commanders. In 1993 we got Hawk version 5 or General Hawk version 3. So much for the realistic uniform, this figure was a Malaway exclusive. It used the same mold as the 1991 figure, but recolored bright green and yellow. It also had a sonic backpack, so it brings the gimmick from the 1992 figure just in a different form. There were two General Hawk figures in 1993. This is Hawk version 6 or General Hawk version 4. I have good news and bad news. The good news is the colors are better than the 1993 Malaway figure. The bad news is Hawk is now an armor tech figure. The armor tech figures were part of the sub team Star Brigade. They were bulkier than standard figures and had limited articulation. He was a vehicle driver. The figure came with the 1993 armor bot. You see these two figures? They're supposed to be the same guy. The G.I. Joe animated television series had a chain of command. As of season 2, Hawk was the leader of course. Duke was second in command followed by Flint and then Beachhead. The pecking order in G.I. Joe was not based on rank. Sometimes sergeants would be in charge of commissioned officers. I think authority was based on popularity and whether the character had an action figure for sale at the time. Let's look at Hawk's accessories. Starting with his weapon, this pistol. It is small. It is in black plastic. The card contents call this a Walter PPK 9mm. This does not look like a Walter PPK. It would need to be much smaller to be that particular weapon. So what is it? I'm not sure exactly. It could be a Beretta 9mm, but it doesn't exactly look like that either. This is not an original accessory. This is a reissue of the silver pistol that was included with 1985 keelhaul. Next, let's look at the helmet. The helmet is in green plastic. It has goggles and a strap that goes around the back. It has this square in front, and that should have a general star according to the card art. The details on this helmet are excellent. It's a really good looking helmet. But the sides are a bit thick, so it doesn't rest very low on the figure. It rests kind of high on the head and gives Hawk kind of a Prince Valiant look. It doesn't look quite as nice as it could, but the details on the helmet are pretty good. Also, be careful because the helmet can scrape the paint off of the hair. Next, we have the backpack. This backpack is in an olive drab green color, a slightly darker green than the helmet. And it has some very nice details. It has some pouches. It has a radio. It has a couple grenades and a canteen. The card contents call this a field pack. It's a nice accessory. I don't know that Hawk really needs a backpack, but if he's going to have one, this is a good one. There is a variation on the male-away figure. The figure for the male-away Hawk was available in 1991 in the Terror on the Tundra catalog. And there he is right there. The figure itself is the same as the retail release, but there is a different accessory, as you can see in the photo. The male-away figure came with this gold submachine gun. This is exactly the same accessory that was included with the 1991 Cobra Commander figure. They just packed the male-away Hawk with something they had spare at the time. With the accessories out of the way, let's take a look at the articulation on Hawk. Hawk had the articulation that was standard for GI Joe figures by 1986. So he could turn his head from left to right and look up and down. He could swing his arm up at the shoulder and swivel at the shoulder all the way around. He had a hinge at the elbow, so he could bend his arm at the elbow about 90 degrees. He had a swivel at the bicep, so he could swivel his arm all the way around. This was an O-ring figure, meaning the figure was held together with a rubber O-ring that looped around the inside. So he could move at the torso a bit. He could move his legs apart about so far. He could move his leg at the hip about 90 degrees and bend at the knee about 90 degrees. Let's take a look at the sculpt design and color of Hawk starting with his head. His head has brown, wavy hair. He has thick, brown eyebrows. And his left eyebrow is raised. He has kind of a smirk on his face. This is where Hawk version 2 departs from the first version. The 1982 and 1983 figure had blonde hair. In fact, it was bright yellow. The head sculpt for version 2 is far better, but they changed the hair to brown. Later versions had brown hair too. Why the change? By this time, Duke had been introduced. Duke had blonde hair and he was a leader in G.I. Joe. And I guess the designers were worried kids might confuse these two characters. As a kid, I was not a fan of this change. I was a comic book reader and Hawk had blonde hair in the comics. The sudden change to brown hair was jarring. Hawk even kept his blonde hair in the comic. For a while anyway. Looking at his chest, he has exceptional details.  Looks like he has a brown shirt under that. He has stars on his epaulets, one on each side, so he is a brigadier general. Those stars were picked out with gold paint, but that gold paint wears off very easily. It's difficult to find a loose figure that still has the stars painted. If you do find one, be careful because that gold paint will wear off very easily. He has a gold pistol on the left side of the chest. That gold paint is also worn off a bit.  And across the chest and over the right shoulder, those straps meet in the back. There's a pocket on the right side of the jacket. And above the pocket, there are two badges with a black background and gold details. The top one appears to be a parachutist badge, and the bottom one appears to be a combat infantry badge. His arms have brown sleeves for that jacket with very nice details that's very well sculpted. On the upper left sleeve, he has a pocket with what looks like a pen in it. That's what I'm assuming it is. He has black elastic cuffs on those sleeves, and his hands are bare. The waistpiece has two black belts. The lower belt slings down to the pistol holster on the right leg. There is a small pouch on the left side of the belt. Both of the belts have a silver belt buckle, and the lower one has a detail that looks like maybe an eagle. This may be the military service mark for the US Army, but it's hard to really tell. It's very small. He also has light green trousers with a dark green camouflage pattern. Really exceptional details, very well sculpted and painted. Looking at the legs, he has light green trousers with a dark green camouflage pattern. He has a pocket on the upper left leg, and on the upper right leg, he has a black pistol holster. It is an empty pistol holster, and it is presumably the holster for the pistol accessory. Unfortunately, back then they didn't have working holsters for the figures. A bit later in the line, we would get some working holsters, like the holster accessory on 1987 Chuckles. It would have been nice to get this on Hawk. That would have been an awesome bonus feature. Finishing up the look at the legs, he has a black knife on the left ankle, and he has black boots. Let's take a look at the file card, and as with the accessories, we have a file card variation. We have the standard retail file card, and we have the mail away file card. The standard retail file card is a file folder shape, and it was printed on the back of the card on which the figure was packaged. You can see some of the artwork from the front of the card there. The mail away file card is rectangular with rounded corners, and it is plain white on the back. The artwork is the same, the G.I. Joe logos are slightly different. The text is almost the same with two very minor exceptions. First, the serial numbers are different, and the mail away file card has disclaimer information printed under the birthplace that is not on the retail file card. His code name is Hawk, he is the G.I. Joe commander. His file name is Clayton M. Abernathy. His primary military specialty is artillery. His secondary military specialty is radar. His birthplace is Denver, Colorado, and his grade is Brigadier General. That is his rank, not his pay grade. His first file card has him as an 06, that's a colonel. He got the promotion, so he would be an 07, Brigadier General. This paragraph says, Hawk was the original field commander of the Joe team before he got his general star and was booted upstairs to honcho the entire G.I. Joe operation. He's a West Point graduate and has a list of special education credits as long as his arm, but he still managed to get the main body of his experience out where it counts on the battlefield. West Point refers to the United States Military Academy at West Point, located at West Point, New York. It trains Cadet to become commissioned officers in the U.S. Army. This bottom paragraph has a quote, it says, Hawk's the type of commander who goes out and gets shot at like everyone else. Troops respect that. They know he won't ask them to do anything he isn't willing to do himself. And that's why they are willing to do anything Hawk tells them. The version one file card provides more background and personality. He comes from a wealthy family. Some of his advanced training and experience is listed. The card also says he is capable of totally selfless acts in support of his teammates. That line would better describe Duke. When you look at the character of Hawk as portrayed in media, I don't think that line fits him very well at all. Looking at how Hawk was used in G.I. Joe media, he has so many appearances, it's impossible to cover them all in one video. I will try to cover the highlights. He was animated for early TV commercials. In those animations, he is shown without his helmet and with blond hair. And he was not animated with the MMS. In the animated television series, Hawk first appeared in season two in Arise Serpentor, Arise Part One. He was the new leader of G.I. Joe, but he was introduced as if he had been around since the beginning. In the animated series, Duke was the first leader of G.I. Joe. That episode began the Serpentor storyline, which also introduced Sargent Slaughter. The Joes had become lazy and out of shape, so the Sarge was brought into restore discipline. Sargent Slaughter requires Hawk to participate in exercises. Yes, a Sargent is giving orders to a general. You know, as you do. In the 1987 animated movie, Hawk's main role is to punish Lieutenant Falcon for dereliction of duty. He sends Falcon for remedial training with Sargent Slaughter. I am detecting a theme. Hawk carried over to the Deak era of the animated series. He appeared in a few episodes and even appeared in his 1992 Talking Battle Commander's uniform. The Deak era of the animated series was a little sillier than the Sunbow series. One of the strangest episodes to feature Hawk was A is for Android. In that episode, Cobra replaces Hawk with an Android duplicate. Destro gives Cobra Commander the Android as an early birthday present. Hawk starts the episode by driving a kid home from G.I. Joe headquarters. The kid can't read and is about 10 years old, but he wants to be a Joe. Hawk gives the kid a Swiss army harmonica. Then Cobra attacks. Hawk gives the kid a jetpack. This is all actually in the episode. I'm not making this up. Cobra captures Hawk. Hawk fights back for precisely three seconds. Then the Android takes his place. The Android assembles the troops and tells jokes. Really bad jokes. The kid gets suspicious when Hawk doesn't remember that the harmonica can open a soda bottle. Why does an Android need to drink a soda anyway? Android Hawk orders the Joe's to dismantle the security system for the headquarters. Cobra attacks and Android Hawk gives really bad orders so they do a poor job of defending the base. The kid finds the Cobra base where Hawk is being held prisoner and infiltrates it by just saying he wants to join Cobra. Hawk is in prison, but he still has his grenades. They are not going to update the animation model just for this, so the grenades stay on. After the kid helps Hawk escape, they fly back to the G.I. Joe base in a Cobra liquidator. We get a cliche scene where the doubles accuse each other of being the fake. Twice. That happens twice. This is so dumb. I guess they assumed kids were total morons. In the comic book series published by Marvel Comics, Hawk first appeared in issue number one and most of the early issues. He was the field commander of G.I. Joe and General Flag was the overall commander. When General Flag died in issue number 19, Hawk took over his role. He was introduced in issue number 22 and became the de facto field leader of the team. Hawk was promoted from Colonel to Brigadier General in issue number 45. Somehow the increase in rank resulted in him returning to the field. He got his new uniform in issue number 46 and returned to combat duty. He led the assault on the Cobra controlled town of Springfield in issues number 49 and 50. Hawk was always the leader of the G.I. Joe team, but he didn't necessarily lead by example. The comic book has multiple instances of Hawk lying to his troops and manipulating them into doing things they otherwise would not do. In one example, he manipulates Ripcord into parachuting onto Cobra Island, which would have been illegal if Hawk had ordered it. Duke was the more sympathetic character and led from the front. He was one of the guys. Duke may have been gruff, but at least he was honest and honorable. In the comic book there's a clandestine cabal of generals called the jugglers who exercised political control over G.I. Joe and were depicted as being underhanded and duplicitous. Honestly, Hawk really isn't much better. It's a cynical view of military authority. It's a much more nuanced and mature character than the yes, Sergeant Slaughter, I will go jogging with the troops because you told me to Hawk from the cartoon. Because Hawk was in the comic book from the beginning, he had blonde hair just like the action figure. When he was updated to the version 2 uniform, he still had blonde hair even though the action figure had brown hair. His look remained consistent until it didn't. By issue number 128, he had brown hair to match later versions of the action figure. Looking at Hawk, overall, this is a huge improvement over the first version. The details are excellent. The brown jacket and camouflage are very military looking. The face has some character unlike the very plain face of version 1. The accessories look good, especially the pistol. The helmet sits a little too high on the figure's head but the details on the helmet are great. Hawk doesn't necessarily need a backpack but the backpack still looks good. The pistol is a reissue of Keele Hall Silver pistol so it is not unique but recoloring it black makes it work very well with the colors on this figure. The patches on the jacket, the general star, the gold pistol on the chest and the black holsters complete the loadout and it is magnificent. There's a lot to admire about this design and sculpt. They really went all out with this one. This is the leader of GI Joe. They couldn't skimp on the details. The figure has a lot of paint applications, a lot of colors. It must have been an expensive figure to produce but it was worth it. The change from blonde hair to brown hair used to really bother me but I don't mind so much anymore. This figure would not have looked right with blonde hair. The brown goes better with the other colors on the figure. I don't know what in-universe reason you want to give for this but from a design perspective it works. The character of Hawk is a bit more complicated. In the animated series he is a stoic father figure. Duke is still the more interesting and energetic leader. In the comic book he's not really a good guy. He frequently lies, manipulates and mistreats the people under his command. Is he a good guy? He is fighting against the bad guys so that's something. That doesn't necessarily make him good though. That was my redo review of Hawk. I hope you enjoyed it. If you did please give this video a thumbs up on YouTube, subscribe to the YouTube channel and share this video with your friends. You can find me on social media, on Facebook and Twitter and I have a website, HTC788.com. If you would like to support the channel, Patreon is a great way to do it. You can get some special perks like the Patreon poll that's about to go up this week and you can get your name in videos like the names you see scrolling on the screen right now. I'll be back soon with another vintage G.I. Joe Toy Review until then remember only G.I. Joe is G.I. Joe. 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