Good afternoon. I am representing the Karnataka Learning Partnership. We are an initiative of Akshara Foundation. You might have seen our logo there on this box. Akshara Foundation is known for its over 10 years of work in government schools and preschools now. So I'll just run you through what KLP is, what Akshara Foundation has been doing, and what is our interest in data, what are the data practices that we have here, and a call for collaboration. I need to read these slides myself sir. So, KLP, as we have mentioned it, is a public platform for NGOs and let me say participants of the public education system who work in various aspects of it. So we are proposing that it's a public platform where people can partner over public education data. And like I said, we are hoping for a network of nonprofits, even researchers, individuals who work in multiple verticals within public education learning itself, health, nutrition. And right now we are a technology platform, a web-based platform right now, where people can share data and it's a common public platform for community-led ownership as we like to believe this is of public education. So Akshara Foundation is the primary partner of KLP and it's anchoring this initiative with 10 years of experience in government schools and preschools. So what Akshara Foundation does, as a primary partner, much of our database is actually dependent. Right now it's built with Akshara's data over the last 10 years. So five key programs in schools and preschools, they run reading programs in two, math programs which start off as remedial math programs, but now it's called a program called Akshara Granita. Then English, we have a comprehensive network of libraries in Bangalore and they are slowly being handed over to the government, but Akshara anchored this. And preschool education is currently a big focus with Akshara Foundation. A lot of these programs have been proof of concept and they've been adopted by the government to take it into the curriculum itself. So that's the success of some of these programs. They have a strong research and evaluation team and this core technology team that will serve as the advocacy framework we call Karnataka Learning Partner. So in terms of, sorry, I have a bad question. What underlies, what data underlies KFN? So if you look to the left, we have Akshara's master database. The 10 years of school intervention, we have a lot of data that we've collected in public schools based on the programs that were done. As a separate exercise, we have black longs of all schools in Bangalore. We have constituency and ward information for students and we can even aggregate this against public data such as dice, which is, if any of you have heard of dice, just strict information system for education. It's a government-run organization called NUPA. NUPA publishes information about schools across India. So we can actually build views on all these other databases that are either public or data that we have collected and a large amount of our data comes from the Akshara database. So if you see what lefties into the KLP platform today is a subset of Akshara's data. Akshara is like a child-level data that we anonymize and bring into the KLP platform and as I said, views on the other databases. So what's in Akshara's database? So school and student information across 20 districts in Karnataka. We have about 2,000 pre-schools in Bangalore, Harbar and Kupar. We have details like medium of instruction, category, like even within pre-schools there are Balvardis, Anganvardis, so the categories. And then there are 47,000 or active students across the pre-schools. We have information, we have actually information like child names, relations, father, mother, brother, sibling names and all of that. We anonymize much of it. And we have data collection, data world class. There are about 20,000, 20,600 schools across these 20 districts in Karnataka that are in the records in our database today. 6.75 lakh student records. We have done Akshara Karnataka with 27 programs and 71 assessments. So each of our programs is a detailed school intervention which is preceded by a pre-test and a post-test. There are the other assessments that are coming up. And some of them will have multiple assessments. We have a long program with seven intermediate assessments. So 27 programs, 71 assessments since 2006. And so about 10 million records just lead these students' answers. What is the active school? Yeah, there is a status on there. So if the school was deactivated or the class that they were in was deactivated for some reason, then their status is enacted. So it's a query that we can figure out who is active, who are the children who are active. It's based on all the entities that they have relationships being active. So this is a snapshot as of March of this year. And this database continues to grow. So how do we manage data? So I think Akshara has had an experience with palm pilots and warm arms and all of that. But I think the most time-tested method which is paper-based interconnection has worked best for Akshara. You see that huge pile of paper that really happens every time you have a pre-test or post-test cycle. And we have an MIS system that we correctly use for data editing. And pretty much what one sees on a sheet that goes into a school and conducts a test, collects child-level information and the score for whatever question that was asked is exactly replicated on an application interface which they just enter exactly that same data. So we've tried and made an effort to make the sheet look exactly the UI look exactly like the sheet. There's minimum error rate and all of that. And all of this leads to Akshara's post-dress master database. So I'm happy for this to be a conversation because I'm not much into progress. So if you have questions, you can ask me. So how often does the database get updated? So Akshara runs a minimum of at least there are two assessments per program and at a minimum right now we are running three programs a year. The English, the math and the reading. The program revisits the same geography at least once in three years. So if you've done an English program in the north of Bangalore this year, it's highly likely our practical done in like say 2009, highly likely this year we'll revisit with that job. So we don't have here on your continuous data but if you're looking at something like looking at the English reading patterns over the last five minutes, I just started. Can I have? Just let me know. So we don't have continuous data on the same level. And how do we like this constant discovery of new students when you enter a new job of tea or coffee? If there was a pre-test and a post-test happened, any new students who were discovered or any new boundaries of schools that were discovered during the process, they keep getting upgraded in the day. One of the, just a small metric that I wanted to show you is that in 2010 when we did an Anganwadi study, we found 30,000 students in the pre-test and the delta was less than nine percent. We actually portrays most of them in the post-test. So if anybody wants to do a study on that kind of Anganwadi or learning set, the data set that we have, it's fairly, you have enough records to run your study. So for us, what a partnership means is that we have more geographies, more programs, there will be more schools, students and the school database can become more comprehensive. Just to note that in the last five months alone in a pre-test cycle of English, Maths and Anganwadi data, we have touched 2.5 million database records. So this ensures this contributes to the quality of the data as well. So this is a fairly high-touch exercise. So we revisit the database so often that it's likely that there are mistakes that get corrected. And this is a slide on how we further ensure quality.  So I'll just try to bring out the validation layers. This is the Postgres master database of Akshara, right? And we frequently have people within Akshara looking at this database. We have frequent programs, surveys that, you know, pick up data from this database and put it back in. So one of the beliefs is that many eyes looking at this database means that this data is not validated. The KLP platform itself reads from this master database. We have an MIS system which has, at the entry point, checks for validation and a process for double entry. But we make sure that all the data we enter is double enter or it's cross verified. And that inherently improves the quality of the data. Even before it feeds into the database, there's another level of validation. We have, on the other side, we have researchers, visualization enthusiasts such as people in this room, like the MIS, developers, art sales. We have people who bring partner data. We have a few partners on the cards right now. And whenever the data comes in, we need to match up art school level, and make master level information with them. And that whole exercise represents another level of validation. This is the right, say, information associated with the school. They may have something different, they may have something different kind of code. We also have similar exercises with, like, the public database, like the ISEE. So this whole bunch of validations, we believe that transactions in and out of this database are improving the quality of the data, et cetera. What is Akshara used as data for? Primarily, Akshara has a research and evaluation team, and they've brought up a couple of reports in the last three, four years. One is the Bangor Education Profile. You can find it on the Akshara website. There's also the Urdu School Report, which was a study only on Urdu schools. A large part of these interventions that happen at the data that's kept in our database goes back, feeds back into program design. At some level, because the programs are so closely in school and their interventions really, a learning level evaluation is frequently happening. And many of these programs are proof of concept. Akshara's programs are proof of concept that we're going to take in and introduce into their own curriculum. So it's kind of advocacy at the pedagogy level. What does KLP do with the data? So I told you, Nadia, that we have pretty much all schools and preschools in Bangor, the Education District map. So I'm not sure if you can see it, but if you click on it, this is an overlay on a Google map. It is an overlay on a Google map. So if you click on any of these markers, you can actually go and get feedback information about a school. So the school page is a comprehensive page of school location, demographics of a school, what are the programs that we're done in a school. In fact, if you've grown further and further down into the program information, you can actually see the learning assessment that we're done in the schools. And this work, at least all the schools in Bangor and we hope to plot all of the schools that are not going to this map soon. We have also brought out reports, like the recent thing that we brought out are these MPMLA Constituency-wise reports. The one on demographics is published, and it is available on the website. So for a constituency, what are the number of schools and what are the demographics of those schools? And then we have a report on financial allocation, one on infrastructure, school infrastructure, and one on learning levels, which are not yet public, but we are doing it here. We have brought CSV dumps, some of them readily available for data enthusiasts to pick up and draw visualizations on, and some can be really available. And then this is one feature on the website which we call Share Your Story, which is open to volunteers or people who work with schools. And the primary intention is that it's an evaluation of how RTE compliant the school is. So RTE and I CDS prescribed that a school should have a certain level of infrastructure and we put out those questions there for volunteers to go out and see if it exists in the school, they come back and check it and provide us pictures and such. And this we think can be a way of validating even what DICE says about RTE, about schools. Right? How do you check for the usage of toilets? I think this is something we have to ask, because one visit during a school hour will not be able to deliver. We can't. Unless somebody repeatedly does, what does toilets survey allow for? So these questions, the responses are moderated and they're actually presented on the school information. So who uses scale P today? Actually the volunteering for the Akshara programs brings in information through the Share Your Story. The maps and the school information they just showed you earlier from the backbone of our volunteering. Our partners, both government and non-government organizations, some individuals, researchers, data enthusiasts, who show interest in education and want to work with our data. And as an internal tool, it's working great for us. But we would want to reach out to other state workers. For example, there are other formats, right? So we can work with mobile and print and with the MPMLA's send them a report and print and the best way to do it. And that's been done. But we'd like to work with parents and teachers and communities who are probably not so web savvy. So we'd like to explore other platforms. These are some of the visualizations that have been done by data enthusiasts. Some of them this through and we would like to see many more of these. So the challenge is how to cater to the least common denominator. How to create a report probably or some kind of campaign that will hit the parent in the high. Or somebody who could demand better quality of this public education system. So, but this is a general bunch of visualizations that people have done for us and how to rate schools, how to rate learning levels. So what are the plans? We plan to extend the web-based platform bringing map overlays constitutionally shapes and this hearty compliance of whether schools like within two kilometers radius of each other. We want to bring in a mobile-based platform which teachers and community can bring in partners and hence make the data more common as well. It involves NGOs, civil society and so on. We want to extend the data model. We have a tried and tested method of collecting data, the processes, the validation, the representation is not in place. So it's something that any NGO care who is already working with schools today can pick up. Or if anybody is interested in working in a different geography than us they can pick up and put it in place. So, we are trying to build a strong, strong core platform to maintain this master data. We want to facilitate a federated model of open-source MIS that we have. People can manage a part of their own data as well as continue to the master data of the Karnataka's government schools and universities. So, hopefully at the end of the world we facilitate a community-owned advocacy platform for monitoring and improving our education. So, what we call the collaboration here is from people who are interested who are from the research and activity community. If you are working with a non-profit or with a department of education, you want to share any education and you need any information from our platform to get in touch. If you have our data visualization, mapping, enthusiasm can help us report our data more effectively to get in touch. So, if you are a technology and who wants to review a code from time to time or participate in our design discussion, please. And we are highly so, do chat with me later if you are interested in what we do. If you have a subset of any of these skillsets, we work with Python basic web technology with all of that and SQL and PostGIS and mapping. A subset of any of these skillsets to each other. Thank you. And PostGIS. Do we have time for questions? We don't have time for questions. No, we don't. If you have questions, you can be over there in this conversation. Yes, thank you.


Good morning, cyber traders. Happy Wednesday, everybody. Hope everyone's doing, having a great morning. Good day yesterday. Couple of good stocks made some big runs. I mean, we're gonna talk a little bit about what happened with Revlon, a little bit about what happened with Weight Watchers, all those good things. A lot of good stocks that made some big moves. And there's some couple of good ones moving this morning. This FRTX, my God, pre-market, as usual. Stock goes from $2.80 to $3.50. My God, we can't wait talking about that one. So definitely a lot on the schedule to talk about and what's moving on. First of all, good morning to you too. Mark, Brian, Phil, everybody on social media and YouTube and Facebook and everyone else, wherever you're listening from. A lot of good stocks. First of all, I'd like to thank Trade Station yesterday. I was on yesterday. What a great crowd. I mean, I'll tell you, everybody was asking a lot of questions. They had a couple of hundred people there. It was a webinar that we did. It was at 4.30. It has been recorded. If anyone here wants to go look at it. But the big thing I want to talk about is I was really going over a lot about the matrix and you know that we showcase in our trading room. And I mean, it's just amazing how many of the windows on these platforms, a lot of you are not using and then you end up using everything else, which you know about 80% we don't use because it's all fluff. It's all window dressing. And all it does is make you think. You can't think. You've got to react when it comes to trading. But anyway, let's talk about what happened yesterday. But thanks Trace Station for that. And also I was on book map this week too. So we definitely don't want to miss that one. Now regarding about yesterday, let's just talk about what happened. A couple of big winners. First of all, Weight Watchers had some big news in the morning. I don't know something about getting into certain drug that they want to get into a diet drug, which is more like a diabetes drug. And sure enough, you would never even think of the thing making a big move. But what a great pop yesterday. You know what? The only thing that scared me because we traded it yesterday. Let me blow this up really quick and show you. When we traded the stock right here, this thing had some nasty shakes. You can see it went from like 520 all the way down to 480. And then it started making, if you notice, started making the Fausto flag.  And then right around the 1030, it finally made its little pop. But if you did come a little bit late, maybe one of those, you know, not an early bird, get the money type of people. Maybe you're from a different part of the country. That stock had a really nice pop and you could see how they made a big move. And then right around 230, when we do our afternoon meeting, remember, we do two meetings. We do one at nine a.m. Eastern. We do one at 230. But this was stock was on the watch list yesterday at 230. And boom, look at that gorgeous stock. What a great run up out of nowhere. Right, exactly at 230 too. It's pretty funny, 580 all the way to $7, great run. Now, are we trading it today? No, but you know what? That was a really good move. Nice little runner for some of you missed it. This also moved pretty nicely to yesterday. Nice little stock, PTGX went from 1730 up to 22. Just kind of just explaining a couple of things that going on. This was also pretty awesome. Revon was awesome.  This stock had a 400 or 500,000 share buyer. 500,000 share buyer. Not 5,000, not 50,500,000 right here at $15. And the stock, it was a great short, right? And it came to that 15, I actually bought it. I did well, but I got out. I didn't want to chase. I got around 520 because it was just like, I don't know, I was having a really bad vibe on it. Plus I was pretty much done. I had to get ready for an event to do. And I don't like to hold positions. When I do events, it's about 1030. And it didn't make a pop. Yeah, it went to like 540, big deal. Then it came right back down to $15. Tried to go up, hit 15, tried to go up. And eventually that buyer got hit. You got hit, you got hit, you got hit. And then he finally bought all those shares and boom, that thing came right down to 1450. That was very educational. These are things that not only when you're in the trading room and some of your students here, but when you see stuff like that, we know that's a big, big buyer. We know it's supposed to bounce, which it did. But we also know if that buyer gets executed, you're gonna have an issue. And sure enough, you could hope all you want. You could say, oh, the stock, I owned it at 110. This is a good buy. Didn't work out too well with Revlon. But anyway, that was a great example. KR, CRAR came down pretty hard. Snapchat did pretty well yesterday. I guess everyone's hearing a bit of news about TikTok. Everybody's hearing about what's going on. I don't know, Ruma has it like, maybe if they ban TikTok, what's gonna happen? You got all these users, right? And they're hooked and they're sold. And you know what's crazy? They don't care. They don't care that China's watching and they don't care that it's like, listen, imagine your parents be able to watch every single keystroke, everything you're doing. They got this algorithm. But, and now what's happening, I think the US government's starting to realize okay, we're being, we're being spied on, you know? So with what happens, they ban TikTok. Listen, if you're against it, if you're for it as a trader, this is an opportunity. Is it going to some other stock? Obviously Snapchat, people start to think about maybe all these social medias are gonna benefit from it. Listen, YouTube's doing shorts. Snapchat, you know, Instagram's got shorts and stuff like that. So they're gonna have to go somewhere. So somebody's gonna benefit from it if they do do that ban. So we're gonna, so be prepared. This is why we're traders. You know, those catastrophes, like we say, always make opportunities. All right, now let's go through the watch list and that's what happened yesterday. Let's go on, what's moving today. We got this one stock that's moving pretty good. You can see here, it had a great after hours announcement. It went from a dollar 80 up to about $3. And then you can see from here, it had a really nice gap up from 280 all up to 350. I know a lot of you here that logged in early this morning to get a good run up on that one. The only issue I have right now is let me bring this up on level four. You're not really seeing that much action in it. You can see there's a lot, to me it's called a Lego effect. Lego effect is just orders everywhere.  Someone wouldn't know what they were doing. So, but we are getting a couple of sellers out here. I'm not seeing that many buyers out here. You know, they're kind of canceling. So we're gonna kind of pass on that one. Remember, our goal is to find the money. So I'm not completely sold on it. This stock looks like a buyout. So scratch this out. That's why I didn't go there. The SVRE, now this one had a really bunch of buyers that showed up, right? Or just recently, just at 9.45. And you can see it just made it move now. It's got, it started getting a ladder effect right after about 8.55. We got this 10,000 share seller keeps showing up. I mean, it did trade 2.9 million shares and it's got some great volatility. It's a 45%. So, you know, we always like to trade cheaper stocks to more expensive stocks, less risk, more reward. So that one's going on the watch list. This stock looks like a buyout. You can see from the pre-market. This one is trending up pretty nicely. Volume is low. You could see it's a solar stock. You got some resistance levels right here. So I'm not really completely sold on that one. This one had a good pop and then she just came back down. Good volume, I mean, I'm sorry, great volume, 8 million shares. But I would be, you know, but she had a really big move, she started to back off. I'm not really seeing too many buyers that's coming up too, but I'll put this on the B list. What else we got on here? OPK, OPK. So I had this too. I'm not really seeing any buyers and sellers. I mean, another stock very thinly traded. This stock is flat.  By the way, do you guys know what the market is doing right now? The Dow Jones is up six whopping points. So when you look at everything else is going up, not really that much out there. So that's why I'd be a little concerned on it. Now on the losers list, there's nothing, absolutely zero on the New York Stock Exchange. What do we got? Zero, nothing. We works.  One thing I didn't notice though, is that the Chinese stocks are taking a hit. The education stocks, look at EDU, took a very big correction right here. It was at $45 a share. It's at 37. Tao, another one, taking a little bit of a hit. So a lot of those educational stocks of the Chinese stocks, it looks like a lot of them want to start, well, one moves, they all move. EDU is like the Microsoft of high tech, so, or the Google, you know what I mean? So if that's going down, all the other ones that we watch are gonna go down also. I know there's a couple ETFs out there, but it's crappy. There's nothing out there in pre-market. And you know what? That's okay. That's okay. Because not every morning is like that. And I'm not gonna, you can't make something out of nothing, right? But when the market opens up, you know, we'll find something, we'll go out there and we'll share. But anything I'm missing, I don't think I saw anything great. I mean, I didn't see anything. I mean, I didn't do anything this morning, but that's pretty sad to have that amount of stocks out there. I mean, I know Josh this morning put this HKD, but we know about HKD. This is that stock that we traded. And yes, if some of you joined us the first time, yes, back in July, this stock was literally at $7 and the damn thing ran to $25. It was probably one of the best short squeeze in the history of me doing this in 30 years that I've ever seen, okay? But we're not trading HKD, all right? All right guys, good luck today. Happy trading. We'll see you back here at 2.30. Remember, we're live every morning at 9.30, 9 o'clock, 9 o'clock and at 2.30. I post up a quick little QR code, anyone here on social media to take your phone. Just click on that if you wanna come and join us for one day free pass in the trading room. You're more than welcome to. All right guys, good luck. Happy trading, be safe.  Thanks everyone.


Ha Brest implants on babies. Yeah would not be sexy. We're just gonna have to agree to disagree. Are we alive man? No, episode number 18 of the Martin, Markle fully actual podcast and Wow Wow, this is gonna be a great episode, I'll tell you why one.   I'm just touching it or touching it is breaking it Man, we're getting you a new chair in two episodes this can't happen. Oh look I'm breaking it Matt Oh, I'm breaking it. Don't yell at me. You're the one who broke it All right And we're back. Sorry about that.   That was the only thing because You can you imagine? Yeah, well, why are you so afraid if they see because it's like that Modern will never be attracted to me ever again Dude, it's a fart art. It's a beautiful thing is so true and I will spoil you boys today Oh Like at least I reckon like 30 episodes since you farted. Yeah, I know it's ridiculous We got prank call we're gonna try the billboard guy again But if he doesn't answer we've we got a plan B We're gonna this random note was at Michael's house today. So we're gonna call it It's from the RSPCA and it just got a number on it And so I'll prank call that worst-case scenario. What else we got and we got we're gonna try the screaming segment Where we just call someone and scream until they hang up Do you reckon we should do lockie? We use lockie and Greg for literally every Thing there is we need to expand our mind lockie for the lie I would just yell at screamer Julian because he'd hang up I reckon we call lockie and we scream at him and then we call him back and Lie to him and say that we didn't scream to him I reckon we call Domino's and scream at him. Okay. Yeah, we do both maybe it does Have to be someone we know Anything I'm down for anything and what else is that is there anything else in you that's happening?    We went to this red carpet event Oh, my god promote this movie called spider heads with Chris Hemsworth in it. We're told he'd be there And we thought red carpet event meant red carpet like a black tie event.  Do you know what that means Matt? Doesn't that mean you wear? Like a it's like suit.  It's like what about a 70s party Matt You go dress the 70s. Yeah. Yeah, so red carpet event. We think red carpet So we wore red carpet to the event. It was so funny. Did you meet Chris Hemsworth? So annoying Second where we could have spoken to him I would have been there I was just but he's yeah, look pause. He's going to bed now.  There was a little flick. Yeah. Yeah, it started I feel something swirling. I'm getting a lot of false positive readings now. I Don't know when it's ready and when it's not Well, like I just gotta relax. I just gotta relax. It could come back, right?   So you're on the red carpet We're on the red carpet Chris Hemsworth isn't there Lied to he came to talk about have a quick interview before the movie Then he fucked off out of there and we didn't get even get a chance.  We did some crazy. Look away And that's your fault Monique Anyway, it was a wild night.  Oh, don't say it like that Just getting the cobwebs out it's getting the cobs. It's gonna be fine. Okay, Monty's hit a party tonight Oh So many interruptions Anyway, I'm so scared. Sorry, look they're confused. They don't know how it happens Anyway, so Michael smuggles marijuana in his pants Okay, it was oregano over to Sydney, right? I and then after we finished the red carpet event We tossed our rags to the side and we went home and we had a big old joint And that's when Fucking hold it in man.  It was like warm potato paste And it was just so much of it and it had to come up in clumps because it was like just so pasty And then and then the whole next morning.   Oh, yeah, we're about to get in the taxi Michael looks at his phone. Oh jet-star message. Yes. Yeah flights cancelled Yesterday, yeah, we thought it was like a confirmation text thing Heaps of him before the flight you didn't they sent it like at like five o'clock when we'd got to like the event Yeah, so it was already too late We got interviewed by Channel 10 too, and I'm pretty sure that what's her name again Tracy Bishop Tracy bishops No, no channel 10 Angie Bishop I don't know anybody from anyway. She interviewed us and She was like, oh, what type of content do you do and Michael told her about the corn recycling video that we've done So I haven't seen that on channel 10 yet, and I highly doubt that they will put that on But yeah, there's some crazy videos on our website. Oh, yeah, we've logged it. So that's how we're gonna be out Not now soon. I don't want to I don't know what's going on man.  Yeah, we aren't there yet man We just spent 20 minutes trying to tell one story with like 15 attempts at farts.  They just can't they're all full. They're jet-star. Yeah jet-star like Just go bust already jet-star.  Well, there's book another one. Let me just interrupt you. There was a power outage Michael the microphone now look away. I think you need to hold out. Just a little bit What do you mean hold out man?  I think something's broken if you hold on feels like a large amount of air in me I can just go as hard as you can as fast as you can.  Just wait Anyway, we booked a flight for midday jet stars fucked and then I realized we're checking Well, I'll just go check in and sleep on the floor somewhere as we're checking in. I'm looking I've left my watch my ring and Something else at the at the place where we stayed so it's worked out. All right So I was like, oh, let's just uber it back and checkouts not till 10 from our place So then we can have a sleep for another hour.   Be careful everyone Michael's vomiting all the next day We had to get out of the cab just a word to trigger you to follow.  Turn it off I kept pausing it and I'm pausing and I'm pausing driver can pull over now pull over now He's like $200 fine.  I was just checking. Yeah I could have dragged that out for at least three seconds next time you attack them. I see just can't win Anyway words can trigger you to vomit. That's for sure Sam.  It was just Bosley there.  There's just a possum on the curtain rail Maybe then I kept trying to broom it out the window But it was just too scared of me and and then I call the possum guy and he said just wait till night time and it'll leave So just open the window and then sure enough at night time.  Oh, yeah Yes, yes immediately I cleaned it Michael. I did not wait Wow Whatever do you think Bosley and the possum had a bit of a Bosley wasn't happy with its presence there. He kept like jumping up and making real weird sounds He wasn't happy that it was there. Do you reckon they had a bit of a battle when it was just them too? No, if Bosley saw it he would he would have charged it and tried to tear it into pieces. Wow. What's wrong? What's wrong? Sorry.  I just spent the whole weekend sending messages to either with no reply Oh Everyone message Ilaro Doherty and tell her that Matt's been messaging her and she hasn't been replying All right, ringworm the fully actual army go to Ilaro Doherty's Instagram. Oh, don't say no Because you didn't reply to his messages and he's been thinking about you What else happened that Yeah, I hung out with James watch some UFC. Oh, yeah, and you went cactus hunting. Oh, no, no, I didn't do that I didn't do that. You just chilled at home and played command and conquer Oh Yeah, I really enjoyed that game Yeah, I never played it. It was like Age of Empires, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it was it was a great game And to be honest, they should really think about remaking it. They have so I think they did. No, they didn't yep What does it mean? Matt just be careful your toilet All right Only two more episodes everyone and mr.  Can we give it to him today?  There's hope is now they know to stick around because there's gonna be better ones I really hope that there's better ones. There will be really what you did down there before but up here Maybe I've just forgotten how to do it be perfect if they were there, but they're not they will be I can feel it man They're there. Maybe we just cut all of them.    Did you have sex on the weekend? No, did did you have sex on the weekend?   How would you two know?   Who did you have?   We have a good brown installed for today Matt doesn't you're gonna love anymore Matt doesn't even tell us anymore because the podcast has overtaken our You're ruining my love life. Why would I tell you's anything and I didn't have sex?    I'm not so I told you Michael. I'm not gonna tell you anything anyway manscape.com go and check them out Look away look away That's improved We have so many new fans who haven't heard a proper one yet.    Click the link at 21 day free trial You can have a look through the videos if you're not laughing enough to stay around and pay for it Then you can leave free of charge free and they yeah free to leave it before the 21 day free trial ends man Oh, they keep telling me not to say that to people because people are getting on and binge watching everything and then I'm Subscribing and we're left with the data bill so they keep saying you are sinking this business Marty Please stop telling people to do that, but I cannot stop. Yeah, he's done it a few times now. Should I sign up? What do you mean? You don't you don't do it for free. No, you know what?  I'm gonna block you from ever seeing that content. Maybe don't sign up everyone Yeah, maybe if you don't feel like it then don't Speaking of doing things we're currently running a comment competition. All right now listen to this This is crazy last week's podcast broke the comment record by the way We're already at 1.1 K comments after like 24 hours. That's unheard of. That's our biggest. That's unheard of. Yeah that's unheard of big and We're running a competition. Okay, we're gonna pick one Random comment from all episodes this season and we're gonna give that person a thousand dollars on the season finale Isn't that outstanding? So the more you comment the more chances you have of winning and you don't even need to comment things Like there's a need to be a good comment Just comment a fucking full stop because it would be funny to see a thousand dollars So just the more you comment the more chances you have of winning so it sort of makes financial sense I'm not a banker, but comment dividends heaps of dividends chances are just bigger I don't want to your comments when that would be cool.  No, we can't have Okay, we don't count you exclude the actual channel. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but we comment on our own vid So like if the Marty and Michael one wins they win it Yeah, but what if it's one of the white timestamp like comments that could win Yeah, 100% any comment could win.   No, no, no Five people now, okay, we're up in this competition trying to say for things. What are you doing? I know I just get excited. Actually don't come in five grand six grand 2000 then that's what we're doing. All right.  All right. 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Where's the phone on this day in? 1994 Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Injected a large amount of black tar heroin and enjoyed the view one last time Humpty's depression had won He lent back and purposely had a great fall His egg body smashed into hundreds of pieces and he was dead on impact all the king's horses and all the king's men Witness the incident the king told his mentor hose the cunt off the floor Then he told his mentor tell everyone that it was an accident The king continued telling the royal doctors to prescribe heroin to every patient they saw and that it was healthy King Pfizer knew very well that heroin was dangerously addictive But wanted to ensure that the people were dependent on his medicine so that they would keep giving the king their money Fuck that sounds so relative. Oh Very good. Yeah, well done man.  Oh, so he did kill himself.  Yeah. Yeah, I get it.  Yeah.  Oh man. It's like it's like it's so deceptive today It's so weird cuz every time you have held them Problems arise my guts are just lying to me now brown. Where are your head masks?  Michael's Bible this is a Michael is fancies himself a God a God among men and he has started writing his own Bible of lessons and teachings and wisdom and He's going to read and excerpts out of his his own Bible Michael is Beezus he's not Jesus. He's Beezus Understand that that's just soak it in okay.  It will only make the browning more fun. You be I and I be you prepare before Sorry Browns change is due have another stab at trying to feel good one more can't hurt a brown boost could Data can become data and brown had it matter. So love what you have. I love amber Anyway, did you really write that last bit? Yeah, he did he did he spelled amber on those huge wrote ember Yeah, cuz it rhymes with it more Sorry about that No It's time everyone God I'm I'm close to panicking Okay, it's time for Matt's black book everyone Just just give me some air right now.  It was go time I pulled my bag over my shoulders and started scaling the fence in front of me like a gecko on meth I grabbed the barbed wire at the top of the fence and slung my body over I was in I saw my target I dropped all fours and started running exactly how a rat runs sticking close to the walls and stopping Occasionally to sniff the air for predators. I reached my target and read the sign biohazard above the bin The padlock on the bin was strong, but it was no match for my mints I unzipped my bag and pulled out a small jar of mints Then I poured some directly on the padlock and watched it eat through the seal in seconds I opened the bin and looked inside. There were many plastic bags with human remains in them I picked one out at random. It looked like some sort of damaged human organ useless I tossed it aside. I picked up another bag this time. It looked like a miscarried baby Interesting, but not what I was after.  It was all I needed I closed the biohazard pin turned and sprinted full pelt backwards towards the fence While at full pace I leapt and cleared the hospital fence. I landed and looked around I had not been seen I removed my balaclava and stuffed it under my foreskin Then I bounded backwards all the way home reaching speeds of up to 160 to 190 kilometers per hour at times. I exploded through my front door and scuttled downstairs into my basement I opened my hidden closet and revealed my very own creation Requiffed and I called her It was a human body that I'd been putting together using various discarded body parts from the hospital's surgery bins She was made of a human torso which was entirely covered in cancerous breasts Hundreds of them. She also had internal organs two different sized legs She had a head but it was burnt so badly it was hard to make out its features I had stolen it from the flames of a cremation months ago when I noticed it hadn't fully burnt My plan was to have a female creature that I could have whenever I wanted so that I could practice having and becoming the top HAVA of my family again My creature was nearly done. She just needed one more large tit I retrieved the sick tit from my bag and using a blowtorch I melted the tit flesh under the last remaining gap on the torso I started salivating and sweating. She was complete Now it just needed life I placed a steel knife in a requistan's mouth and guided her into an electrical socket in the wall Then I turned the power on Electricity surged through my tit monster's body She stiffened and spasmed and I laughed with pure arrogance I flicked the switch off and took a step back Had my experiment worked the smoldering requistan lay still But boom, but boom, but boom, a heartbeat Then BAM! requistan sprung to life She rolled around on the floor screaming What am I? Why?    I started pounding long, slow strokes in and out, deeper and deeper. My hands were feverishly groping and squeezing as many of the tit as I could. I almost ignored the burnt, screaming skull. AHHHHHH! I SHOULDN'T EXIST! I watched all the tit shake in unison as my thumping intensified pleasure was starting to swirl in my ball bag. Then I stood requifton up on its two legs and bent her over, grabbing its shoulders.  Bang bang bang bang bang!  Then I arched my back, let out a mighty howl, and chundered over 10 litres of molten hot mint into requifton. I heard her inside sizzle as I unplugged my now flaccid little brown. I was so relaxed and satisfied. Requifton was still screaming, NAH! TIT SHIT!  I WON'T EVEN AM I! I chuckled to myself and dragged her back to her cupboard and locked the door. I gave her a fresh bowl of water and some food. In an hour I'll have her again. But training has officially begun to become the best HAVA the world had ever seen. So this is all because of your brother? That's why you made requifton. If your brother never did what he did, you wouldn't have had to make requifton.    Picture that.  Is that about right there Matt? She's in a cupboard. Now she's back in her cupboard with a fresh bowl of water and food.  Wow man that is yeah you're taking some outrageous steps. That's some amazing science though. So you broke into hospital the bins there where they would discard human waste after surgeries right?  It proves Frankenstein's real. Yeah well yeah that's like a true story. True story I think that one. Just as requifton's is... This is all Queston's fault. So that's exactly it. Queston's not going to be happy to eat some of that. That's exactly it. Anyway that was the black book. Oh!  Yes. Pig of a man. It's time for Bachelor Brown. Hang on, hang on. Bachelor Brown! Hang on, hang on. He's right behind you! Matt Brown he's right behind you! He's always, always, always standing behind you! Even if you're right up against the wall he's right behind you! And this is a segment where we call Michael and I have taken it into our own hands to find Matt a partner.  Like uh... Requifton's. Yeah well just things that don't suit his what he needs.  Requifton's yeah. Some of them have been okay. They do have tits. Yeah like a lot of tits. Like that'd be kind of hot to a lot of people to have that in your cupboard. I'll pull my hand up. I'll pull my hand up. Is Requifton still alive? I'll pull my hand up. Well I don't know. I'll pull my hand up too. It's in the die. Yeah next week we find out. Maybe. I need we need to have a chat. You it's not about Bachelor Brown anymore.  Brown. No this one you loved it. No I don't trust it. I spoke to her last night. You're excited about it. Look she's beautiful. The fact that Amber knows is even telling me something's wrong. Matt we look there were a couple of stitch ups where we put a guy on. No it's even Ethan. Yeah you gotta have some fun. But even Ethan was okay. Yeah so. Ethan was actually great. It's other than that. Other than that where where has been the negative? You employed Jackson O'Dowdy. Yeah so yeah. Eila does not make up. Because it's the opposite of Jackson. Eila had no intention you conned her into doing that. Breaking my heart even more. No but it's the opposite of Jackson. So this is episode number 18. Okay we've got you 17 dates. Two of them two of them have been unacceptable. Okay if someone said to me if I was a single 45 year old man all alone in my apartment you can have 15 dates with females. 50 that your friends have hand selected. But you also have to go on two dates with two guys. I would do that Matt.   I'd buy them cars. You should buy us a car. Anyway so that's how I feel about this. All right now we have at you a lovely young lady. A lovely young lady. Her name's Jess. Her name is Jessica. And you are going to love what she does. Because do you know what Matt? We found out.  No no we can't we got to let it happen naturally.  You're not saying nothing. But you need to you need to be shown some appreciation young man. Open the door. Open the door. Open the door of love. Because here she is.  Dude I'm so good. If we had a girl walking. We had a girl wheeling in wheelchairs. I thought Matt hates girls in wheelchairs. He can't say that. He might have said that. Look I'm just guessing. Anyway look um all right I've got a number. God I hope this might not work on this phone.  That's because it's overseas. So it means she's on an Australia. No it will work. All right let's try it. Uh it said call failed immediately. I'm gonna have to just put her on loudspeaker everyone.  So this is my next phone. I can't connect to them. It must be an overseas number. That's correct. Here we get very frustrated. All right. And the questions. All right here we go. Here we go.  Oh yeah.  Here we go. Come on confidence. Smooth calmness about you. But confidence as well. Please stop yelling. Come on. Hello am I speaking with Jess? You are on the greatest podcast known to mankind. You are on the Muddy and Michael fully actual podcast and sitting next to me I have the very single and super available very very single Matt Brown and Matt would love nothing more than to get to know you Jess. Thank you so much for coming on. No worries.  You farted in my face. I love it. That was actually Matt. I was actually Matt doing that. And yeah. Oh yeah. Sorry. All right. I love it. I won't kink shame. Yeah so um look I'll hand it over to you guys. Matt he's become quite the conversationalist and he'd love to carry this conversation and get to know you. Go go Matt. Go. Talk to her. Ask her what her name is or something. What's your name Jess? Oh my god. My name is Jess. I'm so sorry Jess. Sorry about that. Where abouts are you from? I'm from England. Where I used to live in New Zealand. Oh that's pretty close. Cool. You were going to England was I? Come on Matt. What are you? I'm so sorry about this Jess. He's got stage fright again. He's um would you mind? Maybe yeah he really does get very shy. Would you mind maybe just asking him a few questions about his life. Maybe um CEO for anything you like about him huh? Sure Matt what do you do when you're not working with these goons? Oh just that's romantic. That's definitely romantic. I don't know what I do on my spare time. He's at her. He's at her. Um not I don't know not much. I go I don't know nothing.  You gotta say something. You can't say nothing.  I love go-karting. Oh that's pretty good. Oh um what do you do for what do you do for a living? What do you do? What do you do for fun? I do only fans. You do only fans? Yeah full time. Full time. So you must be successful at it. Yeah it's going all right. It's pretty good. That's good. He's all of a sudden he's gonna he's smiling like a cheshire cat suddenly. Very strange Mr. Brown. Continue the conversation here now. He's having a look. We're gonna be so proud. Come on Matt. Come on! Ask her about it. Say do you do only fans. She has any brothers or sisters or something. Do you have any brothers or sisters or something? I have one brother. Wow nice.  I like him. He likes him. Matt laughs a lot. He had a good belly laugh at that. That was good. Have you ever been on strike? I actually slid into Matt's DMs once. He's sitting in my DMs.  He was like pissed replying. It was amazing. Really Matt? I was drunk. Well I'm pissed. What are you drunk? Just adopted me a bit there. Well do you mean angry pissed or drunk pissed? No drunk pissed. Matt really? Brown. That is so that. Well actually that's very that's kind of strange because I don't usually drink that much. But when he does he's an angry man. He was nearer at a wedding I think. I must have been at a mill's wedding. I was with the Brown. Is that? Was I nice to you when I was drunk? But him? Was I was I nice when I was drunk?  Yeah I do. And I read that every night before bed.  Is it a couple? They're a couple now. She's the one dude. Would you ever consider moving to Australia for Matt Brown? In a heartbeat. Oh my god because you can work from anywhere and Mr Brown can do nothing anywhere. You guys can go wherever you want. Anything to be one of the Brown's babes. Oh one of the Brown's babes. Is that what you just said? Do you love it? Yeah. A Brown baby.   Jess they made me do this thing where I kiss through the microphone. It is super cringe. Would you kiss the phone Jess if he kisses the mic? A digital kiss. Three two one.  He's still kissing it. Okay stop now Matt it's gross. Yuck Matt. Oh way too much. Oh whoa.  No don't don't. You'll break the microphone. That's so gross. He's stabbing it. Deep throated it Matt. God too much. Too far. Yeah. Oh well okay. So will you know the drill now? Matthew Brown. Matt Jess if you wouldn't mind just DMing Matt Brown's Instagram again just so you pop up to the top again so he can continue getting to connect with you and who knows if you're in his top three at the end of the season we will fly you out all expenses paid and you can live with Matt for three months. Oh so my pot wet. All right well thank you. Thanks for having me on. No thank you so much for coming on. We really appreciate it. Thank you Jess. All right that was good. Okay see you guys. Bye. Bye. It's not bad. Are you happy? That's not bad. Happy about what? You're with someone now pretty much. I've been with the last five you've put on. This one seems serious. Yeah this is serious. This one seems real serious. That's your third. That's the third only fans girl you guys have brought on. Really? Is it do I give off the vibe that I want to get on only? Get on camera and have some fucks. Yeah of course you give that vibe. Well she's moving to Australia. That's not bad.  See I feel bad because like you guys are out of control and I'm just like I'm just like getting done with it. Mate if you spoke the entire time I wouldn't say a word. So I'm just trying to feel the awkward air. You would not. Mate give me a chance. No matter what I say. Give me a chance. You will react. Give me a chance. Look I might react over here with Michael and be proud of how you've gone. I reckon that one we hardly said anything. We probably said like I don't think I made a noise in it. She did not.  I do have a memory of texting someone at the wedding. I was like replying to people. Oh well there you go. I don't remember her though. It was funny that she knew that I was fighting when she answered. Yeah that was very nice. And then she was okay with that. That means she's got a good personality. And so the only fans is her career Matt. So you know get in there. You could like you could get a slice of that pie. You start making content with her. You get a slice of that pie and freedom awaits. We'll make a couples only fans. That's what I'm saying baby.  You guys right talking between our podcast. This is my love life and it's a joke to you. Oh brown. Here you go mate ready. Oh please. You were pretty confident about it though. Oh wow clearly. Yeah she's quite coordinated. For a hot hot girl. I'm sorry I yelled just then. All right moving right along there. So that's the bachelor brown segment. And we will be picking the three. Matt's three finalists at the end of the session. Yeah we're not doing this either. If Matt can't decide on the three. Michael and I will take it upon ourselves and find three women all right. And we are getting you married. Oh I've picked my three. All right. Isla Jackson and Ethan. All right well that will make it easy for us. Wow that's so easy. That's easy for me. Ethan I'll have a chat with beforehand and the other two will just be fine. Why can't you take this a little more seriously. Because you don't take it seriously. Sorry. You want to. You lose the axe now. You hit me with an axe. Give me the axe. Okay sorry about that. Look Matt if we think that. This is a serious podcast. Obviously you aren't going to be with Jackson or Ethan. All right those were joke dates. So no I'm sorry. Maybe it's a plan to get Isla here. Yeah well don't worry. We'll make sure Isla gets here. It conscious or not she'll be here. Sorry don't forget to DM her everyone.  What are we up to now. This is getting crazy isn't it. Getting on edge about the video. What video. The video the battery. Oh what's it down to. No then just keep going. All right. Yeah the laptop's running out of battery. Yeah this is pressure. Even me just talking right now wasting time. It's so bad. Like we could not finish them. We might not finish the podcast. So anyway I'll continue on with the podcast now. And we'll get through it as quickly as we can. We'll get to the end of this podcast. Just because we have an issue with time.  Many. We might not make it to the end. But absolutely. So the next segment. Screaming segment. And this is where we call a friend a place a business. And we just scream as loud as we can as soon as they answer. Okay it's going to get loud in here girls. So get ready. Now we have to take a bet on how long they're going to last before they hang up. And let's give this a cap. All right let's put a roof on it. If we have to scream for over a minute straight. I'm hanging up. Agreed. Yeah I reckon it will be 15 seconds until they hang up. I reckon that if depending on who we call they might like find it funny to begin with. Well I reckon let's do dominoes and see what happens. There's like a prank call before a prank call. You guys get two prank calls today. Very exciting.  Or should we call a friend. So we'll do both and we'll see what happens. But I reckon dominoes will hang up within 15 seconds. Yeah actually no we're changing dominoes to Justin Ryan. All right we're calling Justin Ryan. I don't know if this number still works. Whatever. Oh why is the call failing every time? Have you got it on air?  The Sims. The Sims. I didn't put the Sims. Maybe we can use Mont's phone. Yeah yeah yeah.   Look away for a sec. It's broken my voice. Michael microphone. How close are you holding that microphone? Show me with your fingers how far away. It angled away? It angled away there's not going on it. Thank you. Anyway sorry about that. Did you guys watch them? No they didn't they were good. Yeah you keep an eye on them. All right it's going to get real loud. Get ready. How many seconds? That was probably 15. That call lasted. 10 seconds.   All right just leave it there. Puzzly move the light. Puzzly woke up because of the screaming. Come and see what's going on darling. Oh that's a 10 seconds. He's usually so good at navigating the equipment and I think he was panicked. All right so that's not too bad. Okay 10 seconds. All right comment and let us know what you think of that segment. If you think that something good could potentially happen or if it's just a man screaming at the phone. I reckon it was really good but I think we have to start hitting friends because they're going to talk back. Maybe should we just do it next week? No no we'll leave it now. We're running out of time. We'll need some breaks between them. Also guys the lying to lucky segment we've decided because we're having time issues because he's away anyway. I'm pretty sure he's on a plane right now. That's not a lie. I'm pretty sure he's on a plane right now. Okay so he won't answer his phone anyway.  Really?  You can't call the plane. Lying to lucky back next week.  Comment below and DM Ilar and tell her Matt's not happy. All right moving right along to the the cow the comment of the week. This is where who's picked the comment this week? We didn't pick one. I've got it. Matt Michael has picked a comment. Okay comment of the week. Yep go the last one. Let me explain what comment of the week is. So comment of the week we are one of us picks a comment from last week's episode.  Right and then you have a one in 39 chance of winning another thousand dollars at the end of the year. We're going to pick the best comment of the year that year. That's a separate competition from the other comment competition. I don't think any confusion out there. I don't think you did. We need to have every entry from Matt Brown's diary and black book put into compilations for sure. All right Dakota you win. All right we're going on the board. Did you say it before I can't remember in your words did you say that that was it? No I was just reading willy-nilly. I thought you did. All right Dakota regardless. Dakota it was a top liked comment anyway and we liked it too. And I agree with you. Someone we need to do that. We need to make that happen. All right now it's time for questions everyone and this is where we answer your questions that you've commented on the Marty and Michael Fully actual YouTube channel. If you want your question answered comment your question. We answer the most likes questions first. All right so after you've commented your question have a scroll through and read the questions and like the ones that you want us to answer as well. Well we're getting in my groove and rhythm back baby. That was like a jungle. Welcome back. Welcome back. Unpredictable. Welcome back. I was so unpredictable. It was good ending. The ending was my favorite. Yeah a lot of positive energy then. Nice question. All right top question went to Dylan B. We kind of answered this actually last week but it's a little bit different. But it is a top question. Michael what do you think you'd be doing if you didn't make money off social media? I could see Martin having a normal job but you I can only see being homeless. I reckon I'd be just like traveling. He'd be a professional traveler. He's basically saying he's homeless but he'd move around. Yeah exactly. He'd walk from place to place eating a banana here and there. Or possibly tennis coaching still.  Yeah true. I can't do that for the rest of your life. You'd still be tennis coaching living at Greg's. Oh it'd be so hard but yeah that wouldn't be a bad life living at Greg's tennis coaching. I reckon we'd be well honestly I reckon we potentially could be junkies. Yeah true we probably would have died. Because I remember we even spoke about if we don't like towards the end of us making videos for like four years we'll so much debt living in squalor him living in a shed and we said all right look if we're not making money from this in another few years let's just try heroin. We sort of did have chats like that. I remember making a mental note to make sure I found someone and we can get heroin off if the day ever came. Should we do it now? I reckon we should do it for the podcast. All right. Would you do heroin or meth? Just like a really small amount. A grand for heroin or meth? What would you rather do Matt if you had to do one? Might be meth. Yeah yeah I reckon meth for sure for you. Anyway a lot of people ask questions about the possum how you got it out of that place. Oh did they? Really I didn't know that was like a renewal about that. It wasn't a highly liked comment but it was a few people asked so yeah. With a broom. With a broom. Next question is from NickoJC. I saw the Marty and Michael golf store on Instagram.  Please do a how-to with the brown. I put in some time last time and he actually got better.  That's true. You can't get good. You'll never be good at golf but you might hit it straight if you follow what I say. No I remember I used to be pretty bad at golf too. You have more technique. He spins around like a ballerina.  Or maybe he just likes dancing. Yeah true but you can't mix the both. I've got a glimpse into what it was like to be coached by Michael and he's so like thoughtful and giving. And if maybe for but in his eyes I could tell. Did he kiss your neck? No but in his eyes. He could kiss his clients necks.   And like but yeah. I hit a guy hit one or two good ones after your training. The weed made me more empathetic to help you. That's why we smoke it and the stone at all times. Yeah okay. That's good times. Next question is from Trent J. Benson. If I send in if I send this in would you guys be down for a small bottle of THC oil? Yes yes of course. Just please send that in and we will show you how committed we are to sculling the bottle at the beginning of the podcast. Oh no. That would be so funny. Imagine if we did acid like at the opening line. Oh dude. That would be so exciting. Under the couch by the end of it. Shivering. And I'd have more coats on and I'd be still be cold. Next question is from Sam Richardson. Look away turn away a virtual gaze. There wasn't it needed a finishing element. Needed more substance. Just didn't have that little zing at the end. Next question. Sam asks why does Michael hate Germany so much? Is there some past relatives that fought in the in the two wars? No just listen to Marty on the phone to his mom. He doesn't hate Germans he just he just thinks.  The culture and the language itself is hilarious. He thinks it's a joke and that it shouldn't exist. Listen to him talk to his mom and you will be in the same position as me. What do you think about that Brown? He taught me a word the other day. Gahaktas fly.  Gahaktas fly. Gahaktas fly. It's been saying it when he was hung over in Sydney and we got all these replies on Instagram.  People thought I was German. No I was just saying. Just saying it's me. Yeah he's saying it's me. And he was eating a sandwich at the time so it sort of made sense. But I really just German. He's making fun of the word because that's fucked. That was ridiculous. Now you're getting racist. Okay there's a fine line in there. Gahaktas fly. It was funny and now it's okay. That's borderline mate. Sorry sorry dude. That's my friend. But you need to bottle that hate. Okay next question is from David Hasselhoff. He's famous in Germany. Did you know that? Bisoner. Yeah he sings that. I don't know. I saw it once. I don't know this. I don't know this song but thank you. What's do mean in German? You. You. Okay. Got YouTube it. It's very good. Next question is from David. How long do each of you think you'd be able to survive in the woods alone? Like two days. I reckon Michael might indefinitely. Yeah I reckon Michael could. But his body would just adapt to its environment.  I could see Michael living indefinitely out there and starting some sort of hybrid family with a moose. That's funny you mentioned that because that leads right into the next question. Joey Evans has asked if you had to reproduce with an animal to create a crossbreed baby what animal would you choose? That is a great question. I reckon any kid now. I can't believe that came just after you said that. Yeah that's not bad man. Yeah that'd be good for you. I can see that yeah. Protect you. Being good to having the family.  Yeah cows just for fun though. I don't know if I want to breed with them. It'd be so annoying. And then maybe I'll be attracted to my own child if it's half cow. Yeah okay true. You can't risk it man.  You don't want to risk it man.  A human bear. Bear would be good.  Well you'd have a big kid. Yeah and they'd be dangerous. Big and strong. It's how bigfoot was made. We just we just fiddled out the riddle. A pelican could be funny. A human pelican. Because if it can fly right then you don't have to pay for airfares ever again can't. What about a brolga? A graceful brolga. Yeah yeah brolga. Yeah yeah same thing. It's the same boat. Okay all right next question from Dean Moore. Michael if you were gonna be a boxer what would your music walk out music be? I reckon it'd be like why not by Hilary Duff. What about wrecking ball from Miley Cyrus? Hilary Duff is way better. And then as the as right as that bit starts the light the spotlight jumps on you and you pull this cape off. Yeah no I'd prefer Hilary Duff. Next question from James Kirkpatrick from Scotland. Boys from the website what's worse running... Can you know you ran through rubber tape the other day? What's worse running through foil rubber bands or cling film or cling? The foil was the worst. It was most abrupt. Yeah it was like a wall just completely coat hanging me. We did another one of those the other day with um drywall? No not drywall it's um it's um it's a wall.  Yeah drywall. Yeah and yeah. Plaster board. It's a big deal. Things happened you'll have to excuse me just one second. That one was so good. I'm really blacked out there man. It went on such a journey. After going in such deep states of don't even look at each other. I started trying to look at Amber Halfway through him on very off-putting.  Thank you very very very. On with the questions. Next question is from a muscle hamster. Q boys please explain what's going on with the merch. Oh yeah oh look look. There is half of our merch is still at the center that we ordered it from and we cannot be fucked going to pick it up. Yeah I don't even know if we count that as our merch. Look there's a lot to just to talk about with the merch right.   So there is something coming and we're gonna we're gonna be making our own brand of products weed products probably.   Yeah they will know. And then you can yeah exactly write that down write that down. And pregnancy tests yeah. That's all them. I'm seeing a handy. And blood tests.  Yeah we can do medicine. Three questions to go. They're easy. All right. Yeah merch is coming all right just I don't want to say when. I reckon I don't want to disappoint anyone. That would be a good setup. Next question is from VY. If Mr Brown finds a nice lady during the season does that mean it's the end of the bachelor brown segment. Not three people have to live with you for a month. Look it's look we would consider it but it's not going to happen. Matt we know Matt Brown Matt Brown. I don't think they've been right about much but they are probably right about that. Matt but look at this see look at this. He's he's you can't even think like that. All right next question exactly why we're doing what we're doing to help you help. Next question from Joseph Morton and it's a very good question. I'm glad he asked it. Hey Matt what's your favorite type of concrete. And I will tell you a polished expose. I can picture it. What else is there that's just what's the concrete called on the footpath. Just silver standard gray concrete. Yeah is that its name. Oh yeah or it would be like a 20-20-80. Now he's saying numbers.  Is that what you say. But that depends it could be 25-20-80 if they want to put something heavy on it. Oh if we're talking about trucks boys we might be getting up to 32-40 you know what I mean.  Do you know do you know. Have you been to Bunnings. Do you know the mix. Oh let's talk about Bunnings. Bunnings you've been you've been shoeless at Bunnings right. That's probably today. It feels it feels good right. Not really. They do these cool burnish floor mixes. So good. Oh wow okay.  Three ingredients. We don't have enough time. Sand concrete water isn't it. We don't have enough time. But you're getting close. Sorry. All right final question from Agent Sloth. And he's not from Australia and he's wondering what would you rather. Would you rather steal an emu's mother's egg.  Yeah it's no emus can devour you. So I'd probably go the kangaroo. Yeah but that's only if it catches you.  It's only if it catches you. Of course it's going to catch you. It's faster than you. What if you have a gun.  No but it'd feel you'd feel bad. I reckon I could be a kangaroo. I don't know. Have you looked it up.  The Australian army lost a battle to a bunch of emus once. Yeah so yeah I'd go to the kangaroo. All right well.  The kangaroo can't reach you. Dude it uses its back legs and it's got claws on it too. And it'll strip you to pieces. Oh okay yeah that changes. They lean back on their tail and go and kick out and fucking. Yeah I don't know. The kangaroo is scary. Yeah maybe. An alpha kangaroo. I reckon I'd sneak up on an emu. You grab its neck and then you're in control. Although okay. Dude the Australian army lost a war. Please it's hard to hit the emus. The Australian army lost a war to emus. Yeah well.  We'll do the kangaroos then. Let's test it. Let's go out and film this next week.  No weapons allowed.  Mono in mono. Marty and Michael versus emu. And then Marty and Michael versus kangaroo. See which is the better one to choose. Who's harder to fight. All right that's questions. All right moving right along to the PO unboxing segment.  Last week someone sent us horse smegma. Here it is.   I should put it on the floor. So that just goes to show how unpredictable right. This PO box segment is and Michael that smells fucked. Okay. That is so bad. What is this. Oh my god. Smell my thongs. All right so I've just been handed a package from Matt. It says smell my thongs on the front. Number of days worn. Two. All right. I might save this. This is a website maybe. They're trying to promote. I sure do hope so. It's just a prank bro. Oh I see what's happened. He lied to us. There's something in here though. There's something in here. Oh a little lolly. I'll have that. Where's the lollies gone from last week. They're in the hat over there somewhere. Okay. Drake and this is safe to eat from that guy. Well done. Did this happen. No I would never eat that. Yeah that doesn't even look like a normal man.  As if you'd eat a high chew. So someone's just pranked us. We thought we were getting unused but we weren't. Michael's just opened a box. Michael explain what you're saying. That's smelt funny. Okay I got. Oh no. This is my worst nightmare. Yes. Oh my god. Okay this milk is for Michael. If you know what I mean. We will let you guess what type. Oh. Explain. That is I reckon breast milk. Oh that is.  It smells sour. There's a baby bottle in my. Oh my god.  I can't even describe what I'm seeing.   It looks. No. No.  We have to sniff the blood. We have to sniff the blood.  Don't open the.  I feel like it hurts the eyes. Michael is just torn the plastic off the top of it. What does it smell like. Dude please. This is not a joke. This is not a joke. Put that away. No no no. Okay okay we won't we won't. We won't. It's safe. Now I have the power. You may look from a distance. Oh it's really really. Why is it so big. Do you know what happens when they.   The thought of it. Man it's like. Oh there's like it's all clump. All right there's also milk.  I think I can handle the smell. I don't think I could either. We give it to Matt. Oh no. There's electrical equipment. Smell it. See what it is. I can't. Oh dude it tastes like actually. Oh it actually does look like breast milk is it. No it smells like vanilla malt. I like that is so the thought of it. And it's all over my seat now. Oh well. The same person that sent a used tampon.  And now you have it splashed on your legs. Oh I feel like. This milk is for my god.  If you know what I mean. We will let you guess what type. All right look guess what type. It is person who sent us this. Thank you. Can you tell us what type of milk that is. And if that tampon was real please. Oh it's on my fingers.  We have to remain scientific. Because sorry. Oh blood and milk are our worst enemies. Who would have thought.  Yeah anyway that's the PO unboxing segment.  Go to PO Box 256 Taken 4018 Queensland Australia. We'll open it live on the podcast. Even if it's a baby. Oh wow. What that was. I can see it. This stain on my hands. Oh yeah. It's milk. Moose. Say that. Moose. Moose. See. Moose. Moose. That's milk in German isn't it. It's beautiful. Moose. Baby Moose. Moose. Moose. What's baby. What's baby in German. Moose. Moose. What's baby in German. Baby.  Baby Moose. You know English comes from Germany. English comes from Germany man. Yeah I know but we fixed it up. Maybe. Baby Moose.  What a weird time. What a weird time. What a weird time to be alive. We got sent our first ever used tampon. No it's our second actually. Oh. Remember when we had one a while back. It's like oh yuck. Please me out. Anyway moving along to the last. Can't wait to take the photo with that.  We have the prank call. All right and now I'm going to attempt to call the billboard guy again. Conor if this doesn't he doesn't answer we'll leave it in because people keep wondering why we're not calling the billboard guy. So leave this explanation in please. He hasn't answered the last two weeks and I can't keep calling him because then he'll know that something suss you know what I mean. And the two weeks ago I accidentally called him from my actual number. So I couldn't call again because then he would have stopped saying that because he could go back in time and find it. Yes. From now on. Okay. What um what should we are you going to go as Ronda? Oh he's going to be so frustrated with Ronda. And Ronda's going to be annoyed because of the way he spoke to her husband. Okay. Yeah. Yeah okay. Fuck. I reckon he'll give Ronda like a minute of his time if he answers. Yeah I think it's on private. He's going to be frustrated. I don't even understand you I reckon he'll say and then he'll hang up. That's my prediction. Ronda excuse me sir. He's the billboard guy. Come on around seven o'clock. Fuck. Okay so he didn't answer again. So on to plan B. Where I'm fine we'll be calling this mobile phone number left here by a stranger. All right here we go.  So yeah tell them about your pig business. What's a road close to here so that I can say that that's where I live? I don't know. Roadie road. No. Roadie road. Yeah I could say roadie road. Say roadie road. That's down a germ side there. That's a germ side. Be quiet I try call the fucker me.   He swears so much now.  The temper. All right this is me calling a library. I don't even know what I'm going to do yet. Do you know what I mean? Is that the code? I've even forgot. Good option.  Yeah hey look I've just like hired a few books from you guys and I've opened one of the books okay and there is quite a derogatory statement in here. Like someone's just someone's just written it obviously. And yeah like it's kind of like it's triggered me and it's actually like super offensive. Okay. Yeah so like I don't know what you guys want to do about that but look it certainly wasn't mean. If you return the book to us and get to one of the staff then does that mean you're off and then we'll probably get rid of the book. Okay yeah look I'm not sure I'm not saying it's like your fault or something but like how come that wasn't like picked up or something when someone handed that book back? Like don't you guys like check the insides of them or something? They're very every page. Yeah okay. We'll notice like watermark on the edges or something. Yeah all right well look maybe look that I've just sort of highlighted quite a vulnerable part of your system there. Do you sort of see like that anyone and like if I wanted to write just picture this. I could hire like 10 to 20 books every single week okay and I could write something offensive at the beginning of the books every single time okay and then the next person comes along and hires that book and then their night is is ruined okay. There's even swear words in it. Do you know what I mean? Like there's even swearing in some of it. I'm so sorry this is happening. Yeah I know it's like well I just like yeah it's I'm shaking right now like books are so bad for the environment. Yeah I'll pass this on to our team later. Yeah that would be great thank you. You can bring that book back and we'll take care of that. Okay great is that like am I gonna have to like pay for that or something because I'm not doing that I'm not paying for a book if it's got smart at the beginning of it. If he bring it up to the staff member.  There should be there should be normally someone around on the floor. Okay all right. And if not just tap on the yellow door. The yellow door okay hang on let me just let me just write that down. So there's normally there's like returned trolleys. Yeah okay right. There's like a swipe card access and there'll be like a yellow door. Okay yeah. Has a pineapple. Right all right. Just tap on that if you can't see anyone on the floor. Yeah yeah okay I'm with you. There should be normally someone on the floor. Right. But if it isn't just tap on that. Great. And someone will get it off. Also just just add a curiosity to like what's your like CO2 emission levels like annual I would I would just want to know like annual because like I noticed that yeah that there's quite a bit of electronics going on in the library quite a bit of electronics are on and yeah just like obviously that's quite bad for the environment. Probably take that up to the like feel free to write like a letter to the manager. Okay yeah I might do that yeah. That's so old-fashioned I love that. That's so old-fashioned I love that. Writing letters yeah okay yeah. I wouldn't say that. You don't need to talk like like you are not low on the pedestal. Everyone is equal in my mind on seriously you are just as important to me okay. As the owner of the library does that make sense to you.  Everyone is equal in my eyes okay. So don't don't say that you're low on the pedestal darling because you're not okay. You can be anything that you want to be. I'm sorry it's just. No that's okay. If you bring that up if you bring that up to the staff member. Okay yeah. I will also say this to my team leaders so we can know. Look what was your name I'm so sorry if you said your name at the start I didn't quite catch it. What was your name again? Sarah okay great well thank you so much for chatting with me Sarah.  I'm gonna white out on this book okay. I'm just gonna I've got a bit of spare paint left okay. I'm just gonna slop a bit of paint on where it says these nasty words. Okay it's just a little bit like a just a one like sort of big blob like on the second page. And then that way.


What's up guys and welcome to one take I'm gil and today we're breaking down the trailer for the Mandalorian season 2 They just released the trailer this morning I'll start by going through it highlighting some details and then afterwards I'll give my thoughts on the trailer overall and just generally how I'm feeling about the Mandalorian season 2 before that Just a quick reminder if you like the Mandalorian and you want to hear me talk about it Remember to hit that like button hit the subscribe button and hit the bell icon so you get notified the next time We do a video the trailer starts with the camera panning over a couple of planets Then the razor crest the Mandalorian's ship comes into view It clearly looks damaged like it's limping along and it's just barely going to make it wherever they're going Over that we hear the armorers speech to the Mandalorian back in season one Where she essentially told him that his mission is to transport baby Yoda or the child to his family Back to the Jedi we see the Mandalorian fly over a Tuscan Raider riding on a bantha so that tells us this is probably Tatooine and By the way, somebody in the comments on the official trailer pointed out that if you replay this scene where you see the bantha When the Mandalorian says where you see the bantha's mouth open at the same time And it kind of looks like the bantha is the one saying where once you see it You can't unsee it and it's hilarious Then the Mandalorian flies onto a snow planet So of course the first thing we think is that this could be Hoth as featured in Empire Strikes Back Or it could be another planet with snow on it, or it doesn't necessarily have to be one of those planets with only a single climate It is funny how in Star Wars we tend to get wrapped up in this idea of there's a desert planet a snow planet But this could be a planet like Earth where some parts are snowy some parts aren't and here Landing in the snowy part or it could be Hoth then we get to the part of the trailer that everyone's talking about When the armorer mentions the Jedi we get a quick glimpse at a mysterious robed hooded figure Now zooming in to me. This looks like Sasha Banks We know that she was cast for season 2, but they haven't revealed what role she was cast for Now there are rumors swirling that she could be playing Sabine Ren for a few months now People have been speculating that Sabine Ren would play a role in season 2 if you're unfamiliar with this character She was introduced in Star Wars Rebels as Amanda Lorian who was also a leader in the rebellion She's sort of indirectly tied into the show because at one point she did wield the Darksaber Which we know from season one is currently in possession of Moff Gideon By the way, if you're a casual Star Wars fan and you hear Sabine Ren you might think Kylo Ren Hey, is there some relation there? But no Sabine Ren is W-R-E-N Ren and Kylo Ren is R-E-N So no relation now like I said Sabine Ren's appearance in season 2 is just a rumor It's just speculation right now So until there's some actual evidence in the promotional material right now I'm taking it at face value the trailer implies this is a mysterious Jedi character probably somebody we haven't seen before and That's what I think it is. I think it's a brand new character Now as more material gets released it could turn out that the trailer was misdirecting us It implies that we're looking at a Jedi, but really it's Sabine Ren Mandalorian rebellion leader and that would be pretty cool. We see the Mandalorian on a boat So I don't know if we've ever seen a boat like this in Star Wars before Where it looks like something out of Pirates of the Caribbean don't have a lot to say on that except one of the things I love about Star Wars is just the exploration of the world seeing new environments And this is at least a hint that we'll get to see something a little bit different in season 2 We see some X-Wings on either side of the razor crest and it's unclear if they're following the Mandalorian like they're working together Or if they're chasing him now, I don't see them firing any lasers or anything like that So my guess is that it's the former they're working together We get a glimpse at Cara Dune and Grief Karga Grief Karga by the way sporting a new Grand goatee, which I thought looked great. We see some Thai fighters Then we see some stormtroopers running through a hallway, which looks a lot like the inside of a Star Destroyer We see some speeder bikes and just a lot of classic Star Wars imagery Whatever nostalgia the new trilogy didn't give us the Mandalorian is making up for it Just looks exactly like what you'd picture a Star Wars TV series looking like we get a few quick action shots We see something falling from the sky Then we see the Mandalorian and the child on a snowy planet Perhaps the same one we saw before and finally we get to what looks like a UFC fight between a couple of Gamorians We hear an alien say, you know, this is no place to bring a child by the way this one-eyed alien is someone named Gore Koresh and Just searching online. I couldn't find any information about him So it looks like this is a new character and if you're wondering how people know This is Gore Koresh if you turn on a closed caption for the trailer It tells you that's the character's name and that's a good pro tip If you're ever trying to do a trailer breakdown The closed caption can often be a good source of clues and we end on a fun moment where everyone pulls their guns out Then baby Yoda closes himself and that little vessel he floats around in before all hell breaks loose And that's pretty much the trailer. I thought it was a solid trailer I like when trailers don't give away too much of the plot Basically, this just sets up that the overarching plot for this season will be just like we thought at the end of season one The Mandalorians attempt to find the Jedi and bring baby Yoda or the child back to them Besides that it really doesn't tell us anything else besides Setting some of the tone for the series and just showing us some cool stuff So how am I feeling about season two am I excited for it for me season one? It was a little bit of a mixed bag. I thought it started out pretty solid with the first couple of episodes I thought I was just classic fun action adventure. It was pretty heavy on the nostalgia, but I don't think that's inherently a bad thing I don't think there's anything wrong with taking a 30 minute nostalgia trip once a week and just getting some fun Escapist action also one of the things I love about sci-fi and love about classic Star Wars It's just the sense of discovery you get seeing new worlds and just going to new places The Mandalorian more often than not gave me that feeling now for me the middle of the season as a Story started to get more standalone and more episodic those were episodes. I didn't quite enjoy as much Especially the prison escape episode I just really didn't care for that story at all to me It felt very cliche and just not interesting then I thought season one picked back up towards the end of the season So my takeaway overall is that when the Mandalorian is Serialized when it's continuing a story from one episode to the next I think it's solid when it airs more towards the episodic standalone adventures at least for me personally It doesn't work that well the good news is that John Favreau has implied season two will be a little bit more serialized So personally that gets me more excited also like I said earlier I enjoy the nostalgic aspect of it and there are rumors of Boba Fett returning so that gets me excited Plus I'm a big Timothy Oliphant fan. I love justified and we know he's showing up next season So that's great news also Rosario Dawson. I didn't watch much of the Star Wars animated series But I love that actress so the fact that she's appearing as Ashoka is also great news to me anyway, so overall I enjoyed this trailer I like that it didn't give too much away. I'm looking forward to season two This got me ever so slightly more excited and by the way when season two starts I have a couple of friends who are very into Star Wars They'll be joining me on the channel to help review and break down every episode. 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If you're watching this, chances are that you're in the fortunate position to have access to the food you want when you need it. For the most part, this is thanks to strong economies, distribution networks, skilled labour, abundant resources, the list goes on. If these components are developed enough, you would be fairly certain that when you go out looking for it, you will have access to enough food to keep you and your family strong and healthy. Sounds easy, right? Then why are so many people going hungry? In many countries, rural communities depend heavily on small-scale farming to sustain themselves. In turn, the involvement provided by these communities and small-scale farming models helps alleviate poverty. The money that farmers make goes towards all their essential living expenses, but also often forms the backbone of small communities and larger economies. Smaller communities find themselves in situations where food security and livelihoods desperately rely on everything to go right for farmers, but when natural disasters, climate change, conflict, global pandemics and economic slowdowns and downturns are added to the mix, these communities are hit the hardest and the losses are hard to comprehend. People pay the price and lose access to vital resources like food and water, which is why today, 1 in 10 people go to bed hungry and more than 3 quarters of a billion people are undernourished. This is why the Food and Agriculture Organization of the United Nations exists, to achieve food security for all and to make sure that all people have regular access to enough high-quality food to lead active, healthy lives. No matter how significant the effect of economies are on their communities, FAO seeks to make this a reality through the transformation to more efficient, inclusive, resilient and sustainable agri-food systems and realizing the four betters by ensuring better production through sustainable consumption and production patterns, better nutrition by ending hunger, achieving food security and improved nutrition in all its forms, realizing a better environment by protecting, restoring and promoting sustainable use of terrestrial and marine ecosystems and creating a better life through promoting inclusive economic growth by reducing inequality. Since its inception in 1945, FAO has built decades of experience, networks and expertise which it now shares in all 195 countries. So when farming communities want to increase their ability to face factors out of their control, FAO is there to assist. And this assistance means more than just food security, it means securing livelihoods, it means education for children, it means communities and farmers reinvesting in their businesses and it means community resilience. By setting out to end world hunger, so much more is achieved. Food security leads to happier, healthier lives for everyone, but to achieve this, we all have a part to play. Find out more about what you can do and join us in creating a world without poverty and hunger.


The best way to explain forest carbon is so for trees to grow they use photosynthesis. They remove carbon dioxide from the atmosphere and that through that process carbons converted into sugars and oxygen that sugars use for food throughout the tree and with the carbon that's within that sugar is distributed throughout the tree from the leaves through the wood the bark all the way to the roots. Our forest benefit us in terms of carbon by sequestering which is removing carbon dioxide from the atmosphere through photosynthesis. Basically if you're in a forest setting anything you see within that forest is going to be tied to forest carbon in general. In terms of carbon emission what makes the forest industry and the wood products markets and industries you know kind of unique in terms of the whole carbon aspect is one the renewable resources they're sustainable so we can continue to sequester carbon to bring carbon in from the atmosphere and store it and even when those forest and trees are turned into forest products that carbon remains stored in those products. At an early age I was introduced to forestry and forestry management and you know I was really intrigued by that I was really intrigued by the fact that you could have a career working in a forest assisting landowners with making decisions with their forest and managing those forest long term and I knew early on that that was something I wanted to do and I had the opportunity to follow that career path and kind of ended up where I am now.


This one comes up a lot. Can a sink be used instead of a laundry tub? Space is limited in modern developments, so laundries are often combined with kitchens or bathrooms. And to save more space, people are asking us if they can do away with the laundry tub. Yes or no? Well, to answer this one, we have to go back to the performance requirements and see what the NCC requires for facilities and personal hygiene. For Class 2 buildings and Class 4 parts of buildings, so dwelling soloque units, the performance requirements simply requires that facilities or a space for laundering including a convenient way of getting rid of waste water be provided. The same goes for Class 1 buildings. Now we have here in Volume 2 some explanatory information which highlights that we need a way of getting rid of waste water that comes from domestic cleaning processes like the water in your mop bucket or the water that you soak your dirty socks in. There's a very similar line in the guide to Volume 1 to this explanatory information box which comments on FP 2.2, the performance requirement that we just looked at on the previous slide. Note carefully, these are the performance requirements. They're not optional. You need to have a way of emptying a bucket of dirty water in a home or in an apartment. This is how the Dean to Satisfy provisions achieve these performance requirements in Volume 1 for Class 2 buildings and Class 4 parts of buildings. You need to have your facilities including at least one wash tub. And in case there was any doubt, A3 here states that a kitchen sink or a wash basin cannot be counted as a laundry wash tub. It's the same in Volume 2. You need at least one wash tub and as per the explanatory information, as far as we're concerned, the only thing you can empty your mop bucket into is a laundry tub. So no, under the Dean to Satisfy, you cannot use the sink instead of a wash tub. And the performance requirements say you need to have a wash tub. But there is a related question that I'm sure somebody has thought of already. And that person's thinking, I won't use the sink as the laundry tub. What if I use the laundry tub as the sink? Clever, isn't it? I admit that this one's down to judgment. But my judgment on this one is that under the Dean to Satisfy, the answer is still no. And that's because the Dean to Satisfy is listing separate things. Each of the things listed, a hand washing sink and a kitchen sink and a laundry tub. That's a list of three things. So when I'm doing my final inspection, I want to see three things. If the Dean to Satisfy provisions were inviting us to apply judgment, it would be use less prescriptive language such as telling us to provide a means of disposing of wastewater. But of course, this is a performance based code. You're certainly welcome to use performance. And just remember that the performance requirements are looking for a hygienic way of getting rid of dirty water if you do choose to apply a performance solution.  So please not try and combine your laundry tub with your kitchen sink. Do I have to waterproof the laundry tub splashback? This bit highlighted by the red arrow. Yes or no? Well, let's have a look. You're not going to find the term splashback in the BCA. The BCA is referring to this bit as a wall adjoining a vessel. This is table 3811 in volume two. In volume one, it's table F1.7. It's the same in both volumes. And for a sink, base and laundry tub, you need to achieve a water resistant finish for at least 150mm above the vessel if that vessel is within 75mm of the wall, not waterproof. So tiles without a waterproofing membrane is okay. They do note if you fix your vessel to the wall then you must waterproof the junction. According to AS 3740 a bead of sealant will achieve this waterproof junction. So we only need to achieve a water resistant splashback. And the wall vessel junction must be waterproof where we fix the vessel to the wall. So the answer to this question no waterproofing is required. Tiles are okay.