What happened.  No, I'm always working up But but man a little bit more a little bit more you look back at it.  It's a little I could tell like my waist Like like hip area your ratio Yeah, you said what I don't want to look like wax.  I get it. No, no because the thing is he's he's yeah He's got him. He's got a better body than you. Oh, that's okay. I can say that as a heterosexual male No, I agree with that. Do you think he has a better body than you? Yeah, who do you think? Who do you think is a better personality? Oh, is that me better personality? It depends on the setting. Okay. Go it depends on the setting. Okay. That's all birthday party. Oh He's he's killer. Oh, yeah, he's like the You order like the big like the the Pokemon Person that's in a suit exactly we should put wax in Times Square and just charge a dollar a dollar to Asian people for pictures Like Every time I go to like cook out the stuff I always go with the kids because like growners be lying So I go to the kids because they like so innocent. Yeah, there's an honesty to kids Now wax is changing.  So I'm telling you you just got back. Yeah, I try to get me What happens sure? What happened? What happened? Yeah, literally five minutes I went to the building and I was like just I'm gonna go back to the truck real quick go back to the truck I see a Hanes white sock in my dashboard I'm thinking somebody playing right right away. I'm thinking Charlotte may playing around.  It's got got a peak hold on those draws and Haynes white socks and no shirt and no shirt No drawers on he's buttoning. No, no, he got just draws.  He had draws See changing the story. He told me he had a peak hold on no shirt.  Tell him what you said first. Yeah.    I didn't I didn't want to touch you.  It wasn't no time We mean was enough time.    It's too hot. You can't be horny You're speaking with a rational mind this man does not have a rational mind I just read a story about this woman in Minnesota who was at a car lot and she went from car to car Masturbating in each car when the police came it was like a week ago. That's lit. When the police came that she didn't stop Oh, and she was in Minnesota and they said she was masturbating and kept talking about Florida. Did they arrest her? Did they try to arrest her? They ain't let her finish. Well Yeah, they probably be like, yo, what are you doing ma'am somebody who won't touch her you gotta have a lady cop there, right? That's the other thing. Can you arrest a woman?  She's freaking masturbating in various cars. No way a man touched her. Well, listen They took her to jail. Okay.  Oh, no, I meant to say beat the guy What are you doing there all by yourself? Get your hands off of you If he was a regular guy, he would have got it, but I knew what something was wrong with I'm like, it's my fault You knew he was crazy. Yeah, something's wrong with that. So that's what some people saying They just more crazy people on the streets We've been saw that we saw that last summer though. Yeah about two weeks ago. No, but I remember last summer We was all they let him out.  What do you mean for mental health awareness? They let out like They let out 20% It's true that's the celebration.  You know come back You mr. Mental health, I never paid it no attention, but it does seem like every man where Around in certain time. They do just let them out like and I don't know what summer started to get it going They testing something out. They gotta be always getting pigs and it's the same area Like around Tribeca like why is it right there? There's that there's a lot of crazy over there and that's what I feel sorry for because if somebody is um desperate enough To sit in a stranger's car. Yeah, it's car. It's like god, but he don't know it's your car He don't know it's your car. He don't care. I just let listen in a matter of five minutes He was comfortable comfortable.   No, you said he was doing what you said he walked up the screen No, he's going to try to go other people car. Exactly.  Listen, uh positively brilliant this week dc young fly Oh, you're not gonna guy on stage. I mean, it's not the fact that he knocked the guy out on stage But listen, you got to protect your peace Yeah, when I saw that story all I saw was a man who understands self-care Think about the stage for you. It's therapeutic, right?  Well, because they're interrupting the show they're disturbing your peace They're disturbing the peace So dc, I don't know what exactly happened. I didn't listen to what dc his explanation was did anybody hear it? No Yeah, I didn't hear what his explanation was he posted something He posted something about like, you know, amen.  You don't know what that person wants once they get up there Everybody's looking for a viral moment. Let's handle this right then and there But I have to say comedy clubs should not allow that. Where's the security? Where's the phones cameras? Where where's the footage? I thought you saw it. No, I just got the after effect. I haven't seen an actual beat down Well, that's good, right? You should be happy. There's no phone cameras in the comedy club I mean I mean, you know some might sneak I used to always sneak and everything I want to see if I know there's about to be an altercation. I see motherfuckers start approaching the stage Please believe on the bus, but you don't know if it's part of the act. That's the problem Well, it's you know, it's getting video talk You go to a comedy shop seen it that you go to a comedy show You see somebody interacting with somebody in the audience then you realize it's a part of the act Yeah, it probably didn't realize it was a part of the act Yeah, but that is a waste of a punch though.  I never get none of them. Oh, you see the guy walking out.   He slept him Yeah, that's dope. That's a job you see man. Yeah, push up some work I've been telling you about you've been hit you got hit on stage before Yeah, I got hit in the face. I'm gonna punch in the face. Why?  I'm doing a show at Cafe Mocha. Shout out to Smokey man. Smokey Suarez legendary comic I know Smokey Yeah, you know Smokey Smokey had a has a room. I imagine it's probably still going on now If if they're back from the pandemic is a Cafe Mocha's Thing was on like 117th street and he's crazy.  It was super young in comedy, but I was just going up anywhere and Smokey put me up. I tried to make fun of his Puerto Rican the crowd He wasn't having he came up to me and there's no stage there.    He goes. All right, bro. Keep doing your thing Listen, you gotta keep it moving you fall off the horse. You gotta get back on it How long was you on stage? I was probably on stage another like maybe like five minutes or something Damn, did you get a laugh at least? I wasn't even trying to tell jokes. I was like, what do I talk about now? What do I talk about to y'all? What am I talking about? The subway is uncomfortable, ain't it?  Yo, I wasn't good back then So Jokes that he was like, I was like, I don't know. I was asking what he was some of these I'm Puerto Rican.   You Dominican After that, what's the worst thing that can happen on stage? Yeah, you're shot. That's the worst. Yeah So it's like that's the only thing I could think that could happen to me on stage. This is bad as that, you know Yeah, I don't I don't like that. I think comedians need to have security I don't think that nobody should even be allowed to get on stage Like you shouldn't be allowed to get Within five feet of the stage, man. Yeah, you're disturbing a comedian's piece.   He got out of his seat So he stood up and walked right in front of me and I was like, what's up, man? Like I mean what's up I literally was like, what's up? Like you try to get by me to go to the bathroom. Like what do you try to do? He's sitting right in front of me and uh, yeah, and then he punched me Would you know if you saw me Dave? Would I know if I saw him now? Yeah. No No, not at all. I remember anybody who I had a fight with. Really?   Like what do you think? I think wax more intimate fighting I'm serious because he gets dressed to fight I was listening to Beaumonti Jones talk about when you and Mace got into it And it was so funny the way Beaumonti described you. He was like he had on some really tight pants He said really tight cargo pants, which we know is waxed staple and he was like He pulled out his gloves and he put them on slowly slowly You get more intimate to fight than you do You have sex, bro Oh, is that true, bro?  Why you protect your hands, bro? Because I had a lot of knockouts here so I just got to make sure everything's They braced in I hit like really hard You always put your gloves on when you fight? Yeah, what else is what else is gonna do? It might be something to that, yo What is that? That you enjoy fighting more than sex?  Yeah You gotta talk to a therapist There's gotta be something there with that Have you ever spoken to a therapist? Have you achieved orgasm through fighting? No, I never did What are you saying? Have you?    I'm going to get three charges To be in the academy Go in the military Like he wants to play I cannot I can tell Wax wants to do combat Listen, I try to do it Because I want to try to do planes And I failed the ASVAP test so bad To where it was like There's no way they're going to let me in there You try to go to the military Yeah, I try to do it When I got locked up One of my times I got locked up They were like, yo We going to send you Uncle Sam And you ain't got to get locked up You'll be all right So I tried to go do the test And I failed it the worst You're not going to fit into a fighter pilot As a fighter pilot Like you're not going to fit in the plane Like he had What are you talking about? What plane are you going to fly, bro?  Why do you want to be in the Air Force?  So as a guys, it's still No, it's the thing is I never get to fight I never get, I'm like competitive You know what I'm saying?    I do remember that night All right, you want to keep talking about that? What happened that night? What happened that night?     You know what I mean? It's not grand I reserved the right It's your job It's your job But she took the fine But she got to work a few days a year Hey, man How many days a year? You know, we're 12 days a year?    I can't do it I can't go out there and do what she does Dad, I know Tennis is no joke I literally do what she does What I do is she's afraid of doing for a living What?  How do you know? Do not misgender her Do not misgender her You don't know how she identifies She identifies a woman Bullets, I don't know She's with YBN, the guy For a day I'm almost 100% positive she identifies a woman But again, you can't assume that, bro I can't assume You're right, you're right, you're right She might not even want the pronouns On top of that They probably criticize her from her race stance Everything else like that Well, what race is she? He's Haitian and Japanese, right? She's Haitian and Japanese Okay I have... I don't care how many days she work a year When you don't want to show up I reserve the right not to show up By the way, I'm notorious for that I am notorious for day of Yo I'm not coming Night before At 12 o'clock Exactly At 11 o'clock last night Earlier than day in Texas, yo Can we do a pot Thursday? I'm like, all right, bet But you know why? I go, I'll move some things around When I say I move some things around I mean, I'll move eight other people's schedules around That's what it means I agree But Charlie's schedule is a priority And I've always believed in that, supported that And always made shit work because of that And I do recognize that But I feel the same I feel the same about your schedule But you know what's so funny?  How many know you need to take it? Exactly Like everybody deals with stress Everybody deals with depression Everybody, these are normal functions I work about 12 days a week too Exactly I think we've made it And when I say we, I mean society I think society has made it to where He said 12 days a week He definitely said 12 days a week He said 12 days a week Are you on a metric system, bro? 12 days a week Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah I've not stopped working I'm not stopped flying I'm not stopped I think he meant to say like 24, 7, 3, 6, 8, you know what I mean But he works 12 days a week He works 12 days a week 12 hours, I guess 24, yes I mean, you know how many days in Christmas?    I think society has made it to where The stigma has been eradicated So now people aren't afraid to say Yo, I need a mental health brick And now you have Which is what happens with every movement Is you have the people who are going to take advantage of the movement Because it's an easy situation where they got feel They feel uncomfortable, they get to avoid something Man, they've been doing that in the hood And my family been doing that for years I do that shit with my girl What's wrong with that nose?  Right?    Yes You skipped out on a powerhouse before?       I couldn't hear him I'm like, what? What? They heard him before me Yeah, he already got tore up But he got smacked I'm like, I don't even know what he's saying I don't even know what he's saying What he's saying? I forgot Why is he even smacking? Somebody else smacked him Yeah, he gotta get hit up I'm not gonna say who But somebody else smacked him This was years ago What he is, bro Oh, oh, oh Good job Did I remember Marty?    What did you say on the London show? What flavor? About the Puerto Rican thing?    Invest in some crypto I don't understand crypto at all, bro Don't even get me started All crypto is I don't want my friends to get rich without me That's all crypto is Damn And it's a bunch of guys who have one of their friends Who got into it and started making a lot of money Based on absolutely nothing because it's bullshit So now the other friends are starting to go Oh no, you're not about to be the rich one Without me getting rich When I know you know nothing Like if you get rich because you work harder than me Say a lot of V, that's great But you're not gonna get rich Because a couple letters you put money behind That's right And they went up a thousand percent I mean the thing about crypto is like You don't know what's going to actually be The one cryptocurrency that everybody uses Exactly You know what I mean And what is behind crypto?    Take all that AMC money That's why I got through the AMC money God is good you know what I mean But that's But that is a cool thing Like going there with wifey Lock in cold doors That's it Your TV outside That's kind of fine Or maybe that's a good little situation Your TV outside in the living room Where you watch You know like the fights or whatever Yeah games The games Like you want to have the shit going But then the movie room where it's like Yo we're gonna lock in Lock in But everybody don't have a theater So Quiet Place 2 did $70 million this past weekend Is that right? Yes in theaters Cruella did like 40 million And it was on Disney Plus Nice So it did 40 million at the box office Whatever it did on Disney Plus Theaters are back Quiet Place did 70 million World wide 70 million dollars And that's a horror film right?  Let's take a break now Cause I got a piece Is that cool? 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Soon the paintball facility Is going to be opened up really soon So make sure y'all get your teams ready T-Diddy says she's going to have something Put something on the website So y'all put your teams up there Podcast wars Make sure y'all get your teams And figure out who you're going to fight God bless, God bless you, Wax For Bullying the Beast What did you guys have this week?  Yeah, I've been bullshitting all these years Well, that's probably why you enjoy fighting more Yeah Because you know how to fight That's coming out Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah So you know how to fight You have a boxing coach, huh? Huh? You have a boxing coach, huh?  Yeah, I've probably been knocking people out Incorrectly for a really long time Yeah, but in that ring you'll get embarrassed Did you see that coach?  Yo, ho, ho, ho Tell me why you feel like he embarrassed me Because he knows how to boxing you don't Would that got to do with anything? Hand-eye coordination Like if I see something coming at me Am I not going to just move? A very, very good effort Was it because of the training that you did Or simply hand-eye coordination?  That's what everybody's going to do, right? Listen, I understand there's a science to this All day long, you understand?  Because you don't know how to throw an official punch Who you talking to? In a boxing ring, it's a difference I'm not talking about a difference Ain't got nothing to do with nothing You telling me that I can't officially Throw a punch the right way? No No What's wrong with y'all? Not at Floyd Mayweather Not at Floyd Mayweather I don't give a kid what y'all talking about right now When you see how he makes Logan Paul look on Saturday I can't wait, it's Saturday or Sunday?   I'm like, that's a what? You know girls have balls?   Who would you have on? What?   What is that?   Yeah, that was unbelievable I don't like that I don't like that We can talk about it What's your church announcements? 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I don't even know what the context is I just know that this is a school that was teaching first graders about masturbation As a parent, I first of all want to give consent In order for my child to learn about those things Yes Right So it should be a form that comes home To say, hey, this is what we want to teach your child about Field trip Yes, can you do you agree If I don't agree then they don't teach my child about it They did that when we were in school Really That's what I'm saying Field trip, sex ed You had to get the paperwork signed I remember watching kids when I was in middle school Oh yeah, that was wild That's my neighborhood Really? Yeah The teacher let us watch kids I used to see some of those guys Like the black kid in there He's dead, RIP, something Hunter I think his name is We used to be a skater He'd be in the neighborhood Kids, he's talking about the movie, right? Yeah Casper and all of them Casper and all of them Yeah They let us watch that in middle school But I think that was like some summer school shit But your parents always tell you not to master big period That's just like the sin My parents never told me anything about masturbation But I know the first time that I masturbated to completion I told my father To completion? But that's something you're always supposed to hide Like you can't let people know that's what you do Yeah, I mean the only thing that you should be telling kids I'm reading it right now Parents at NYC schools are furious That this masturbation education video Is being shown in first grade Unbelievable Amanda Seal's comment How is there even time in the curriculum? Listen, the only thing you should teach kids About masturbation is don't do it in public Well That's what Amanda said she was Oh What?  I'm just saying That's what my old parents used to tell me Jerking off as a devil I never heard that My parents never told me anything about you That's what I'm saying They do you so you don't do it My mom and dad never had conversations With me about masturbation Nor did they ever teach me how to masturbate I just started masturbating until I was a teenager I started masturbating after I had sex They're nuts I'm serious They're not teaching the kids though The kids He's just generally like Yo, this shit is whack No, you know what it was No, no, no Come on The girl I was with was like I was in love with her And you know We weren't together no more So I was And I actually remember Jacking off thinking to myself Like man Look what she's making me do Like why am I Yeah, yeah, yeah Like why do I have to jack off?       When did I start thinking about sex?  I don't know, maybe 18 But teddy bear's the only guys Listen, teddy bear's the only guys back in the day Teddy bear's wasn't a girl What are you talking about? They never made a girl teddy bear? They had a girl teddy bear?   Say what?  Teddy bear Care bear, teddy bear, care bear's a boy too Teddy is a boy Teddy's not a boy Teddy's who? Teddy stands for tenderilla No, Teddy is a dude, yo Teddy bears are- It could just be a stuffed animal It don't gotta be a teddy bear Yeah, teddy bear's really named after Theodore Roosevelt So it is that- It is the president that's based on So according to kidshouse.org I'm sorry, did you just interrupt fun? Well, we haven't too much fun, man You interrupted fun for facts? You gotta tell us a fact Wait a minute, at least Reddit, gather! Get her, Reddit!   Yeah They're starting to come Really?     What's a young age? What's a young age for you? I probably was like 7 or 8 I was about 5 or 6 I was about 5 or 6 Yo, you was going on a low-marry You were old compared to everyone else I don't know I just knew that I felt good And I would Jesus I was coming or not But I- I felt this Come on, yo This is weird Yo, go watch that shit You need that, Taylor That they gotta bring that to you I can't believe this, Taylor What? Did your mom know about this? Say what? Have you gotten caught? No Hell no You get caught by your mom You'll care- She's 7 years old Playing with her low-marry I'm normal I'm honestly normal Listen If you ever get caught by your parents You probably get caught in going to jail It's normal There's a lot of- I know a lot of people that is- Was that age doing that? I didn't start matting a lot No way Teenage is teenage stuff But I didn't know what sex was or nothing like that Did you grow up in the church or something? Why?  It's true I remember reading this in Chelsea Handelbook She said she used to do it When she was mad young But she used to do it in public So somebody had to tell her To stop doing it Her parents used to act like they didn't see her And then somebody had to tell her To stop doing it That's why I say the only thing you gotta tell Kids is not to do it in public Cause they don't know what they're doing Is wrong And it's not wrong Let me take that back It's not wrong But you know Inappropriate Inappropriate to do it in public They said the devil You don't touch that What are you doing?   In the bathroom In the bathroom You can't lock the bathroom door Who masturbates in the bathroom?      Love y'allself Why y'all smutting yourselves out?  Set the tone? I used to use Vaseline Set the tone, baby Nah How you use Vaseline? Nah, I set the tone My mom actually was like, Yo, why are we out of Vaseline?   Stop smashing Vaseline jars He stopped doing that after Before he met Carla Yeah That's cool Yeah The 20-year-old girl on OnlyFans They have a new challenge on OnlyFans Where they eat a scoop of workout powder with no water Some are to the cinnamon challenge And this young lady had a heart attack No, no, she didn't die She had a heart attack though At 20?   To you too? Like, what is it?  I mean, it's disrespectful But that was the point He meant disrespect He clearly meant the disrespect Also, I think, you know, Kyrie I think Kyrie should just be cognizant of other people's triggers Just like he wants people to be aware of his You know what I mean? That's all Just be aware of other people's triggers Like, you knew that was going to trigger somebody That's why he did it That's why he did it So just be aware of other people's triggers I think that, you know You know, we've seen Kyrie take breaks for his mental health Which he had every right to do But just be aware of other people's triggers Because sometimes we do unintentionally trigger people And we don't think about it To him, it's just Like, I'm going to do this on the Celtics logo We sending them home anyway You know what I mean? So I'm going to disrespect them And just be aware of other people's triggers That's all We pulled up on somebody When they played football Somebody stomped all over our logo And we went to the union They packed up in cars We went to go fight them Just for that That's really disrespectful Yeah, I thought the fan was the stupidest guy What, to throw the water bottle? Throwing the water bottle Because it's not the fan's job To defend the logo with the team Yeah You know what I mean?  What's that? Was Ron Artes wrong? Nope In hindsight?   Why would he have come?  In life?  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Do I? You know what I mean? You believe in it? I do believe in it But it's like Yeah, it might go crazy If you maybe jump up this far She might as well It's going crazy I think the highest it's ever been Is $35 That shit is at like 45 right now There's a very famous investor His name is Bernard Baruch He's the guy who Baruch College Is named after Like there's a bunch of Baruch things here And he said I made a fortune selling too soon A lot of people go Oh you don't want to sell too soon You don't want to sell too soon They act like that's a bad thing He goes I made a fortune selling too soon Yeah, yeah, yeah Because the opposite is selling too late Yeah And you lose a fortune selling too late So if you want to take your money out He's got a new win He's got a new win Exactly There's no way you're going to predict the exact height So as long as you take your money out You make some You'll have other things to invest in in the future 100% It's just like no one to pull out When a girl Like everybody goes all the way to that last Then we pull right out Exactly Nobody got pregnant pulling out too soon Why should we listen to you? Nobody got pregnant pulling out too soon, right? Why should we listen to you? You don't know how to have sex So says the sex therapist That's a good point I don't mean I don't know how to pull out But I just don't know how to like You had three girls pregnant at once Do you know how to pull out, bro? I know how to pull out You had three girls pregnant at once That was on purpose I wanted 20 20 girls at those two weeks that I was thinking like that If those two, if I had 20 girls who came I would have pregnant all 20 of them girls You didn't have STDs Why are you thinking about that? I have no idea I was just like In my life at that time You didn't have anything going on for yourself? I did I actually did I was playing ball And I was just like, yo I'm playing ball And I know I'm going to make a lot of money Shane, you want to turn your back on all the kids?  All right Yes, you had each other Miami's wild Miami's wild All right, I ain't gonna lie Miami's wild Let's do some asking idiots, Taylor Let's go Knock on one wants to know Shultz What do you feel about bonnets? How do I feel about bonnets? What's the bonnet? Is that the Nick Cannon shit?  None, not every night So is it like a do-rag for a girl? Yeah We wear bonnets and stars I guess I wear bonnets today Oh yeah, it's fire I don't know But you didn't ask the full question though, Taylor Like Monique was saying that you shouldn't wear that type of stuff in public Why not? Like if you're going to the airport, stuff like that Why not? Maybe girls Like you in the shower I kind of look Maybe I'm weird Like a Black woman is not presentable That's what But that's how I was You wouldn't do that I was saying I wouldn't walk out like that Respectability But I'm not a man and a girl Respectability I don't think she'd do that I wouldn't want my girl doing that What? A hair bonnet Even if she's going to the airport Not in an airport Why not? Maybe if she's going to Maybe I don't know the grocery store I don't know How am I looking at it? Can I see what it looks like? Like it's not like we have a hair bonnet If I was on a long flight And I was flying somewhere I put my hair bonnet on But can I see what it looks like? Now she's in a chair But if she's walking through the airport Maybe a little different I don't see the problem What's the issue? Especially if it's early morning Show me a hair bonnet There's no hair bonnets Oh yeah, yeah, you can't wear that type of thing I don't think it's like that Shower cap This is the shower that I was on yesterday Who? Tiz He definitely gave her Jamaicans with the long dredge He had that only way to bun it It's stocked, man It's stocked They did That's not funny Jamaicans, dude I thought this was different I thought it was the tight one The one that's like wrap super tight Why am I so blind? That's a scarf That's a scarf But I don't know Jamaicans wear bun Jamaican men with long dredlocks Or any men with long dredlocks Man, they wear bonnets, man They wear bonnets, bro They wear bonnets Jamaican men wear bonnets Look, that's a bonnet Type in dredlock in a bonnet Do it, man Hey, say that, too, Jamaican Say that to a Jamaican Alex, type in dredlock in a bonnet See what comes up Or man bonnet Donovan, put your hair in your bonnet Say that shit to your habits Me no wearing a bonnet That's a male bonnet That's a male bonnet Look, look at the satin Come on, man Look at the dude in the blue Sleep cap Saddle in a sleep cap Yeah, but nah Look at dude in the blue Wasn't everybody clowning that girl? Nah, we on the plane as she do it That's cool Hold on, what?    I don't even think about it I be minding my business Now one thing we'll need to say That I agree with the pajamas I think pajamas is a little while Bajamas is wild to be at the airport I think they're saying How can I have pajamas? You talk problems Son, do you see what people wear out? Like have you been to a club?  That's What?  Aliblatian What does she go with?  Alipetian Alipetian Let me see that No I'm gonna show you my bald spot You really got a baldie?  Why you do that? Just buzz your hair You just not say you don't tell Black people to do with their hair I'm not I said why not?  That's crazy Chill out, man That looks dumb, bro What are you talking about?   Yes I literally looked at what I think He got balls You don't want to let it go You don't want to let it go That's what you guys are thinking So I'm a little bit more prejudiced to my own people than y'all are If a white man with a haircut with a backpack walks into a crowded area I'm jumping on that motherfucker So hold on, so what are you guys... What about the bowhead guys? Steve, Steve, one hair The opposite bow cut The opposite bow cut Yeah, you know how the bow cut you have all the sides done but now they just got the middle gone And the middle going Yeah I mean, you see a white guy that looks like he doesn't care about his hair at all That's cause of concern That's cause of concern 100% Like, and if you're not doing that then honestly, that's on you What if the hair on the edges is done right though? Like, it might have the bald spot but everything else is gentle, nice and neat Calm, brush down I don't trust that guy No, no, no, it's different With you, something's off I don't trust the comb-over guys No, the comb-over guys that trust No, no, no, no, no The guys that got the bald spot but they try to take some hair from this side I don't trust that guy No, I don't trust that You can trust him You can work at the bank Or he a Carlot guy You can trust them They care the way they look They try to fight for it They want to be here They want to be here from tomorrow, right? They're going, I don't want my hair to...   All right Because they're a quick ghetto with black I didn't know ghetto was a thing They were fighting randomly though Ghetto is, ghetto is wack Like, I can't feel it Nobody wants to be in the ghetto Nobody wants to be ghetto If I said to you, yo, stop, stop acting so ghetto Would you do that? I don't mind I never got that before If I said...   What's going on, man?   Yelling at them? Trying to wake them up?  All jokes aside, bro All jokes aside That's when they the most comfortable though What?   One life hack?   How ratatouille How?   Well, there's just a rat sitting right next to him, though.  It's inside doing the whole thing. I don't care about the rat face.  And I can't take it, y'all. I can't take it, y'all. What's the definition of alfamil? It says, dominate, well, they only have her for animals. Where they at that way? Yeah, this squirrel or something going up the pants leg. Unbelievable. No way. I just thought of my next trick. What? I just thought of my next trick. I'm going to give you a train rat. I'm going to give you a train mouse.  I'm going to give you a train mouse. I'm going to figure out how to make a mouse run up your leg, bro.  You ain't never saw a wax dance.  Oh, that was so funny. So it says dominate male animal in a particular group. Dominate male what? Animal. Animal? Yeah, in a particular, when I say alfamil, I just type in alfamil. It's an animal? Definitely alfamil. Well, they relate it to animal more. Yeah, I don't know. I can say alfamil doesn't run for mice, bro. I don't think that's all it's about. I mean technically in that group. And it says a man tending to assume a dominant or domineering role in a social or professional situation. So a top can be an alfamil. Yeah. If you a power top in a relationship. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. So. All right. Next question. That's the definition. That's not what it is. We're going to get to it next week. Out. Okay. Wax can be a dominant male. Power top. Power top.  That's right.       You're Minnie. We're going to call you Minnie. Minnie got way more dominance in the bedroom. You think so? Yeah, absolutely. You slanging at that? Yeah, you goofy, bro. You know what? Yeah. I don't know how to have sex. You might be right. You said what? I just found out I don't know how to smash. Okay. Give us one more. She banks. What's the note? Where do you see Braynitson in five years? I don't know, man. It depends on his AMC stock. Yeah. Cheryl might not be here next year if there's AMC stock. I like doing Braynitson's therapeutic. You know what I mean?   Shit.  Y'all, I wonder if we get to do that one of these days like in the future. Like we could find a way. Yeah, let me not put that out there just yet.  Maybe we just need to have this live show. Yes. With no phones. Yes. No nothing. And let's just have a, you know. Let it rip. Let that guy come alive. I mean listen, by the way, people evolve. We all grow. It's nothing like I'm, you know, we're not saying.   Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I realize? Like people evolve in their behavior, but not in their sense of humor. Like I, No, that's real.  I like juvenile. Love it. Dark. You know what I mean? You want to train the rat to go up wax his leg. That's funny. That's hilarious. That's funny. I don't want to put doodle on nobody. Maybe I'll put some doodle. You know what? I see that Pico. Listen. You know what's funny? That dude had a Pico and I promise it took me right to that guy. The code I put the doodle in. Yeah. That Pico.  You not old that Pico it is bro.  And I got little kids too. So like my oldest is 12, about to be 13. Right. And then I got five and two.  All day. And it's like. Did they do something to your shaving cream or anything? My oldest dog know. But my oldest daughter is at the age where she just laughs at us. Yeah.  What's so funny? What are you laughing at? Just be laughing. Like everything's a joke. We just joking to you. She told us that. But we clowns, huh? Mom and daddy just joking.  You just find us funny. Yeah. That's it. Everything. I mean, I don't know.  What is so funny? You don't know what's going on. You try and pronounce the old, the young one. I don't even know. She corrects me. It's this time to ask. There's really a new language.  And you got three daughters and a wife. There's no, you have no power. You got a girl period. You ain't got no power. You don't get no saying nothing. You just dare. Are y'all all betas then? You said what? Y'all all betas then? Yeah, we're betas in the house. I don't know what. I'm a daddy and a husband. I don't know. It's whatever. I'm punching bag. Hey, bro. We could be betas in the house. That's fine. What's a bait of the fish? Yep. Go fish. And I get pumped from top to bottom. Yeah, yeah. Beta is short for master beta. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was something like that. I get pumped from top to bottom. Oldest daughter, youngest daughter. Youngest daughter is two telling me what not to say and what not to do. How not to talk to them. All right, man. You know, okay, what am I supposed to do here? Go sit on the porch. I get pumped, too. That's what I do. I go sit on the porch. I'm going to get a dog. You get a dog? Get me a dog. That's a lot of work, bro. You got to get the dog. That's a lot of work. It helps. I've got the kids. I got the dog. That's a lot of work. You like dogs? No, I don't like dogs. I'm going to say you don't even like dogs. You just want a friend. You just want a friend. You need another boy in the house.  I don't want to curse the dog out neither. Yes, you will. I'm telling you it's going to help you. I hope you pay attention to him and love him. He will. That's all he wants.   And then you get to let it out.  That explains it. All right, guys. I think we did it. Did we do it? We did it, bro. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart. You think we're intelligent. You think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right.  It's the Brilliant Ideas podcast. Thank you for listening. Peace.


Hi everyone, Joe for jasby'scaserakes.com here doing a quick nine team random So basically there were nine teams remaining in peckable football We pulled those teams out and pretty much turned into a random team break So just randomize those nine spots and line you up name on top gets the Patriots name on the bottom gets the Steelers in That order in that order right there big. Thanks to this group here Thanks to the people who bought their spots straight up and congrats again to the people who won their spots in that filler So let's roll it randomize it six and a four ten times Good news is you're guaranteed something here you guarantee the team And that impeccable the break itself will be in the next video So six and a four ten times good luck one two three four five six seven eight nine Good luck tenth and final time after ten Niko's on top Everyone gets a team So Niko you got the Patriots and we'll put a little rooftop next to your name just like that To let you know that you won that spot in this filler You also have the Bears Adam with the Jags Bennett with the Chiefs miles with the boys Nathan with the Packers Josh you got the Dolphin Scott with the Eagles and Niko with the Steelers Thanks for watching folks. I'll see in the next video for the impeccable break. Bye. Bye