Okay, I'm here, as long as my head really is so... Uh, Yu-Gi-Oh reference? Yu-Gi-Oh? Gotta catch them all? Do what?  Stuff? I do. Y'all remember Duel Masters? I like that game. I kind of- I enjoy Duel Masters. I remember Exodia.  Exodia, the big thing you have to put together with multiple pieces is so cool. You have to collect body parts, which definitely will not help to convince parents of children that this is a demonic game. No, no, no mom. When I put all the five body parts of Exodia together in my hand, I win the game. Is that common for Demancy? Do you collect parts and construct them into creatures? Yeah. What's the last demon you think you can think of where they constructed parts together to make a demon? Castlevania, maybe? Massivek 2? Have demons in Mass Effect 2? But when you say demon, do you mean just like any big evil, spooky creature or do you mean- I guess I'm looking for more of a religious bent. I don't know. All right. Well, welcome to 303 Dalmatians. Get it?  There's like a- there'll be 101. Oh my god. There'll be 101 animated ones, 101 live action ones, and then 101 probably CGI ones, because that's how time progresses. 101 CGI ones. That must have been really tough. I can't remember like anything except, from the 90s one, except Glyn Close was in it. He was. And she goes, whoof, whoof. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I remember the little game developer, uh, like subplot with the little game tester kid. That's that's primarily what I remember. Rags, do you want to go first? What's your experience with 101 Dalmatians? One more than 100. Oh man. It was one of the VHS tapes that I would watch often when I was a wee little one. It was in our collection of all the VHSs, and so I would, I would watch 101 Dalmatians every once in a while. And I've seen it a fair number of times. I have not seen the 90s one, and I have not seen Cruella. All right, well, you know what, metal, what about you? You watch films. Pretty sure I watched it as a child a long, long time ago. And I don't remember anything about it. Really? I don't have a lot to say. Okay. I don't remember anything about it. So there you go. I'll say that growing up Thunderbolt was one of my, one of my heroes growing up. He was, he was, he was an inspiration to me. He helped to make me the pooch I am today. Aw. Well, me, I just remember watching the old one at some point, and then I remember seeing it over and over and over and over again in the piracy ads on before lots of different VHS videos. It would compare. It wouldn't download a Dalmatian. Well, it was before those ones. It was the early, early ones where it would show the same clip from the movie, but one of them would be all like scratchy and shitty and the audio would be all poopy and it'd be like, this is what you get with piracy. You don't want that. You want the big, awesome one. So buy it. The Disney video collection. But don't be tempted to buy a cheap illegal pirate copy or you might just hear about it from your children. Mom, it's no good. The picture's all funny. I can't hear it. For the best in quality entertainment, people looked at Disney. We're going to prove that wrong today, ironically. What a weird way to try to get people to stop doing piracy. It's like, they're not even good quality. Trust me. And you're like, no, no, I can tell. I've seen movies.  That's going to be interesting to rewatch because I have no idea what to expect from that actually in terms of just like what kind of movie it is at this point. I just remember its existence, I guess. And then you got the sequel to that one, which we mentioned a little bit earlier. I just remember they were like, we need to make a sequel for money. And so they were like, because she ends up in an asylum at the end of the first one, I think, or at least captured because she's evil and then they, they're like, we made her like dogs so she's cured. And then I hear this Cruella thing happening and it's like, woohoo, we're getting the, we're getting the treatment. It fits in with the rest of them.  Hey, Melissa McCarthy, Ursula is going to be funny. So I'm super excited to see the new imagining. I've heard really good things all over Twitter. Everybody's just praising the movie for its very bold retelling of a story that people know a lot. A little retelling. Life is pain. I think CJ and Cosmonaut and several others were like, I predicted what was going to be the thing. Someone DM me saying, I knew it. They were going to do a little pretty short. What are the e-fabs we were talking about? We, we memed that Dalmatians are going to be responsible for killing your family or something because I feel like that's the joke everyone would make. That is the joke. And yeah. Well, not saying anything, you know, just, you know, someday. John Dalmatians. I saw the animated 60s original good movie. I didn't see the sequel. I like Glenn close in that role. So I'm looking forward to seeing that. Cruella as well. I like Emma Stone, but she's one of those actresses like Jennifer Lawrence where she gets cast in a lot of roles that are like older. It seems, it's got like a ridiculously high audience review score. Cruella apparently. So as we know, every remotely likeable character and everything should have their own film. That always works. So. Well, this is that weird trend that Maleficent has started, right? I don't care how you kill the little beast but do it. Sad story. Villain was misunderstood all along. She still want to skin dogs and wear them. Do you remember the names of the fairies from Sleeping Beauty? Bissell Whip and Bissell Whip. They have that similar significant beat of the fairies. Because the creepy lady with the Poison Apple or whatever, I was like, we're going to get a movie for her.  They actually going to do Robin Hood with like the oxes and stuff. They have no limits. It'll be Zootopia 2, Electric Boogaloo. I mean, I guess it might be, yeah. Also for those who have been waiting, it's Flora, Fana, and Maryweather. You get it at home. You get 10 pooch points that you can use. You can keep them or you can redeem them. There are several people. At participating locations. In the premiere chat, there's a static that they've got 10 pooch points right now. Yeah, that's why I slot pooch points. There's not a lot, so each individual pooch point is worth a whole lot. Joel, you talked about how excited you were for the 2021, right? I like the cast in it. I'm just, I don't really know what they're doing with it. So I'm very, I'm curious. I'm apprehensive. About her being cast for an older role, they are, it is like a prequel movie, right? Like it's going to be her when she was younger. We're going to learn. Oh, yeah. So, oh. Jay Longbone. How you doing? What's up? What was with the Dalmatians? Hello there. We were the kind of family that collected those like really bulky shark, like the ones with the really obnoxious cases. The big ones, the low white cases. So naturally, yeah, Jesus Christ. And so naturally we did have 101 Dalmatians. Of course, it was up in my top 10 favorite Disney films. I haven't seen it in years though, but I have seen the 1996 version just recently.  Still pretty great. We're, because after you made that noise, I would have thought that you would have said something different than instead of it's great.  Like, wow, it really stirs you a little bit. It's pretty good. It should be fun to see like the original and then what the 90s interpreted it as and then what 2021 interpreted that as almost it's like a jump, jump, jump. Oh, Cruella.  Yay, Indigo Gaming. How you doing, Dalmatians? Good. Thank you for having me on again. I saw the original 1960s animated version quite a few times on VHS as a kid.  Eventually, yeah, I saw the live action remake with Jeff, what's his name and everything like that. Jeff Colton, that'd be a much better version. A few times, pretty, pretty familiar with it. I'm sure the CGI sequences are going to be terrible because, you know, 90s CGI doesn't usually just hold up very well. Never saw the sequel. I heard it was a bit goofy, like kind of turned Cruella into like, it just seemed a lot more cartoony, live action cartoony. But I've been following the new version since it was announced with a eagerly waiting and how they're going to turn a puppy murderer into an empathetic character. Slay puppies queen, you know. Interesting choice. What do you court of it? Yeah. And Fringy, last but not least, of course. What do you think about Dalmatians? I haven't watched the original in a long time. That was one of them, yeah, VHS kind of memories. I don't remember much about it at all. So I'm kind of excited to rewatch it. As for the rest of them, I'm pretty sure I've seen the 1996 one. I'm sure I've seen it, but I don't remember anything about it. And Cruella, I'm cynical about all of these remakes and prequels. I want them to stop, but they won't, because they keep making so much money. It's only a matter of time until they come for even more of the cherished, important ones. Oh, yes. They already got Lion King, man, Lion King is down again. They already got Lion King in Aladdin. Yeah. What are these cool about? This is like the 60s. I'm probably going to get a big sense of it's going to be really charming and impressive for the animation. I'm going to be like, oh, look at this. Look at this work. Then the 90s one is probably going to be really experimental and weird, but there's going to be a heart there. It's the 90s. Yeah.  Yeah. You know what? Thumbs up kind of. And then the new one is going to be sludge. It's going to be good old fashioned crappy sludge. I'm going to be like, oh. Sludge that looks good, because they had a lot of money to spend. Yeah, I'm sure there's going to be cool shots and great CGI. And I'm sure the performances will be fine, or if not potentially good, but just with really shitty material. Yeah. You know, who knows? Anything could happen. We all could agree that the 60s vision is terrible and the 2021 one is excellent. That could happen. Yeah, it's not logically impossible. It's not impossible, but it will probably be bad. All right, then. Here we go. Oh, geez. Oh, okay. Right in it. What is this? Snyder cut. Oh, yeah. I remember I liked the credit. So the the the yeah. Well, a lot of the credits for the original Disney animated movies were really cool. Yeah. This was back when they had extended credits at the beginning of the movie. I'm already, like, excited to watch the drawing. Oh, my God, it's the one's Dalmatians. Yeah, they yeah, they're drawn. That's yeah. Yeah, it's drawn. That's nice. I tried to look for this movie recently, and I didn't realize that they spelled it 101 Dalmatians and not 101, 101 Dalmatians. I think you're wearing a save time printing.  I think you can find it with both names. I found it with 101, but I've seen it be talked about and shared as the full, like, written out number, and I was just like, damn. The music it's got this jazzy sort of Reminds me of Monsters Inc. Kind of, yeah. That's another way that I've been watching a long time. Oh, I'd like to rewatch Monsters Inc. So good. Yeah. That's something else they can ruin. I'll stop. Well, they're doing a they're doing a spin-off TV show on Disney Plus called Monsters at Work. So don't worry, they're coming for us. Well, the funny thing was that Monsters University, I remember being like, you know what, not, not the worst, not the worst thing ever.  It was all right. I miss the creative opening sequences. Like, here we got the Dalmatian spots with turning to music notes, you know, and crediting the the composer. That's like really creative, you know. This, I feel like this was the beginning of an era where it was like you get your creative to splurge all over the screen. That's what the idea is. Yeah, yeah. That era died. Yeah, it did. It's gone. I also noticed that over the years, opening credits have become less and less vogue. Like, you know, usually just have a cold open.  Yeah, um, I don't know, I'm watching, um, Godzilla 2014. I remember there was an intro sequence after a scene and I was like, oh my God, it feels ages to see one of these. Yeah. People don't do it much anymore. I think a lot of people see it as like a waste of time and it's like, well, it's tone setting. You can get a lot of information going by while you're giving credit to whoever made it. You know. Yeah. I've noticed it's still a thing for like the first chunk of the end credits for a bunch of movies. Yeah. They'll have a little Yeah. Like, yeah. So they just like send the end credits to Yeah, you're right. Who knows after effects and they just like do a crazy animation. That's usually pretty. And they're usually really cool. Yeah. Like the modern ones will be really cool. But they do it because like Wally had that as well, right? Do a lot of the Pixar movies have that? Wally. I think, yeah, a lot of them because remember the the Incredibles had a really cool like end credits part. Also. Oh, it's so beautiful. I don't think we've watched. So to say, look at this. It's a storybook. Yeah. I don't think we've watched something this old on even movies ever. There's 1961. Yeah. I didn't, I wasn't aware of how old this is.  These kinds of movies, they are timeless. You can release this today and it would still be awesome. Oh, it's so beautiful. So much detail. It's 30 years before I was born. It's insane. Yeah. It was plain to see that my old pet needed someone. That same. But if it were left out to Roger, he was married to his work.  It's just so real. Yeah. It also just frames him so well too. You just clear around him, but it's messy around. So you get the idea that he's untidy bachelor, but also makes the action clear. Dublin, 1940 call. Cheethick. I like how Pongo is literally cruising for chicks right now. Yeah. That's Lady Dimitres. I just love the dogs of the people like. Yeah. Yeah.  I can't read. It's so expressive. Yeah. Beautiful creature on four legs. Well, she's very lovely too. It was almost too good. Oh, this is so wholesome. It was like, I want a girlfriend. And I want one for my guy too. I don't do it. Yeah, that would do it. All right, Pongo. All right, boy. I'm wondering if that means something. Pongo. Pongo is Spanish for I put. A genus of anthropoid apes comprising the orangutans. Suddenly I spotted them. It was a perfect. It's spotted. I planted right. No, no. That's one settled on the grass and puff his pipe. And that'd be it. We have lung cancer 20 years. Roger, you really must stop smoking. I know what would happen. I know what would happen. Roger wasn't the same ever since the war. You sly dog. At first I had no particular plan. Roger seems like he's 70 years old. It's not clothes, Roger. It's an accessory. No. Oh, God. Then you vanish. Oh, my. Oh, how risque. I'm so hot. The water affects me. Oh, geez. This is getting very risque. Dear me. Oh, it's a new hat. I'm terribly sorry. Pongo, you ruffian.  What are you doing? That's actually funny. Mind, look at the size of your handkerchief. So. It's not the size of your handkerchief. It's how dry it is. Yes. Pongo knows how to get ladies wet. Mm-hmm. It does, yeah. Of any species. Yes. Turns out this was like two hours later. On the way home that day. Isn't it great sitting here by the window? After all, dogs were having puppies long before our time. What does that mean?  Chill out. So I was talking about Flora Fauna and Mary Weather. She reminds me a lot. Yeah. I was about to say, like, she looks like Fauna. Pistol whip, right? Which Fauna? Pistol whip. Yeah. She is imprinted into my head of what I imagine maids from this era look like. It might have been this film that did it. I don't know. Now remember these songs. It's bouncing down the stairs. The animation. Yeah. And then the lyrics. I was thinking the lyrics would be... I'm kind of getting depressed now because, like, we don't get these movies anymore. You can just watch their faces and you get all the information. Ah, here she comes. Oh, boy. Oh, that car. That's a beautiful view. It makes me think. I wonder if Mr. Bids' car was inspired by Corella Deville because that's similar to just different colors, I think. He wore vests, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You stole them from us. He's a phone. Call somebody who cares. Everything! Yeah, now it's coming back. I remember this. Oh, you brute. It's the 16th. Jesus Christ.  It's like a spider web, the panes of glass. She's like, hang on, we're doing this song about how evil you are. That's just the granny. The granny's done. Oh, my God. Oh, look at the smoke. Even her smoke is... It's evil. It's all green. It's just like, legalize it. Legalize it. The reference, everyone. This is the woman we're getting a sympathetic story for. She's like a skeleton wearing this massive... Yeah.  Look at this. Yeah. The finder does not approve of these shenanigans. Dogs can see evil a mile away. And I feel like I can't even think about the long... I don't even know what they're called when you have a cigarette on the long sticky pipe thingy. What are those? Oh, I'm not sure what the name is, but I've always associated them with evil female characters. Yeah. Cruella is... I guess they're called cigarette holders. It's not very creative. Well, welcome to my world when I learned about pocket squares. No.  Shit. No, look, it all makes sense in time you learn. She had a tough shoulder though, right?  Yeah, I love the way they do the smoke. I've got to run, darling. Yeah. Now let me know if there's any... Shit. It's her ashes in the tea.  I'm going to take it to promise.  Jesus, woman. Is it like the facing tea in England, like a high crime? Oh, it should be. Anybody who puts a cigarette out in a dessert, that's how you know they're a bad villain. Roger just vibing. All I'm going to say is just look at the size that guy's nose. Just think about that. Just let that sink in for a bit. He's well endowed. Probably why they got married so fast. Just like, oh my god, look at the size of your nose. You know, I bet that if we went into Cruella's office, there'd be Nazi memorabilia and stuff. And at the end of the film, when Cruella dies, she turns to Ash, and the only thing left is like a little Nazi logo. Nazi logo. I'm not sure I've ever had anybody call a swastika. Yeah, when she chooses the wrong grail because she's so vain. When she touches a holy object, she tends to ask. She bans. I really need a first person shooter based in the Cruella universe called Wolfenstein. The Cruella universe, the CCU. Oh, Chris. I just like the idea that Pongo really has to watch Roger sing about how awful Cruella was. You just feel the cancer at this point. At least it's not green. Oh, no. Wait a minute. That's not the name of the film. Eleven. Oh my god, Perdita, stop. God. It was a funny joke at first, but now it's getting out of hand. It's like a mortal to the netherworld down there. Think of the college tuition. But the bosom of Gandalf's old to be into its face. It's like Guild Wars 2, and you're reviving someone. You just rub them. Maybe if I just rub this burrito. That's pretty.  It does seem really weird. Look, Pongo. Oh, no, it has Down syndrome. Anita! Fifteen. We still have fifteen. Is just as good as new. What does that mean? Can you imagine what he is? Just give us new.  Oh, bold. Oh my god.   Yeah, just a standard approach to character design where it's like nice people of rounded features, evil people of shop features. Who noses like tilted up and then the skeletal face. Look at eyebrow. Her drawing here is looser than normal. She's not as defined in this. Yeah, see, now her art's a lot more for that one scene. She was just a bit more sketchy.  Yeah, I'm a Dalmatian. I'll stab you with my chin. She did. She did, though.  You're not getting one, not one. Why you hearted man. She moves the vibe out of the way to get closer. Do what you like with them. Drown them. That's not my preference, Cruella. She's like, what do you do with pets? Drown them? Like, I don't know. Drown them? Yeah, she's a weird, strange, lovecraftian alien. He's like, things are alive.   You can see a bit like, it was like that when I got here. That's why I came in to let you know your window was broken. Every single one of them. That's great, go away. Oh my gosh. I hope I won't have any more. Y'all are going to have to form a queue. The Dalmatians watching TV is like a embedded memory in my head of like cozy. I like how they all talk except for that oney and only bark. It's like, I never learned how to speak. Yeah. Well, he was the one they thought was dead at the beginning. He was slower. Never learned to talk. Oh my god, it's gizzard. Patch, where did you ever hear such talk? Certainly not from your mother. You're ruining it. In the Simpsons snow ball, we're getting up there. Get that guy out of the way. Isn't that cute? He thinks he's one of the model zinc. Get that cat out of the way.  Oh, chubby, chubby pup.   Oh, dear. He shot Poetsunder. He missed. All right, kids. Suffer's ready. Well, so what's that episode? See, I don't know about Thunderbolt's plan here. Really? He's got a parachute. All right, I'll tackle him, and then we'll plunge into the river below. Thunderbolt, it go down. No, it don't. Oh my god, he's trying to find him. Yeah, do it. Go down. Uh-oh.  You too? You can kidnap criminals, be bulletproof, and plunge into water as far below. You need canine punches. I remember this tune. Yeah. It's quite an earworm. Not to be confused with a tapeworm. Oh, there's the other shoe. One of the shoes was beneath the key, and now this one is halfway underneath the chair.  It's in the old buildings.  My life. My skull. Just then I snapped that universe. Yeah. Uh-oh. So our horse and Jasper here, are they the inspiration for the home alone baddies? It could be. I mean, I think of an earlier. Oh, me and Jasper. You held that hand. Oh, man. You bigger nails. That's how you know they're evil. That's like a Spongebob cutaway, just so grotesque. Their noses are frotting. I hear that car is evil. What? But OK. I'm going to spin legs. Oh, spindly. They do animate the puppies really adorably. Oh, my goodness. Everyone's evil. But get your gun. Get your gun. Open the door so I can lower my shoulders. Act your company. I don't care what parliament realm or whatever it is says. Yeah. You tell them, Granny. 1776 show. Commence again. Push harder. Oh, my goodness. Why does everyone keep doing this to me? They're not just like the people who are enjoying how evil they are. Yeah. At this point, I would call the police. I wouldn't stay here if you asked me to. All right. Legalize it. Not only a thief.  The OG troll. Burn Doris, man. She's going to become a punisher. Now we know which three are her favorites. What is it what I do? I love the music.  She even posed her photo. From home. Tori's admit it puts us in the red. Like every single article is about the puppy stealing. Tunted maybe killers. Next. Why is your phone evil? Put the phone to the paper. Good Lord Hitchhick Boats. When I was young, I thought that was insult calling someone an impist. And then I realized, oh, what's the spoon for? I have a memory of that. If you use one of those phones, they're so annoying. It hurts really, really don't use. We need you to write a song about rage shadow legends. What does she want? Is she calling to confess? Where's me Cruella? Just in case you find them all dead. A piece going.  Thank God we haven't had a baby yet and they didn't steal that. Cruella's like, yes, human skin. It's really in this year. Is there any hope he's like, we could have more? I just don't know if I could take another 15 dogs to squeeze them.  But with box. He's stricken with grief. What is he saying?  Oh my God.  Yeah, yeah. I just really don't know what his actual yap dogs are. Oh, he can escape. He doesn't want to. It's a it's a big dangerous world out there. For him, the bars represent safety, comfort, solace, security. What they call Scott of God? Oh my God. Sound like a cat. Is this the dog from Lady in the Tramp? Yep. Tim Breed, right? This is the Scottish dog, isn't it? She's still painting. Still painting.   Oh, oh, my art in quotations. No one did a Twilight Bart for us. Why didn't she just steal those dogs or buy them even? She could have bought those dogs. Yeah, you think? Yeah, you think, right? Oh, XXX. Oh my God. There's a porn theater. Oh my God. That's true. She wants donations specifically. Can I crunch it? Can I crunch it? Yes. Yes.  You don't be quiet. There's going to be more missing dogs around here. You just hear a gunshot in between all those barracks.  That's what I thought. They're all summoning the god of dogs. Dogmanship. This doesn't concern you.  I'm fluent in the dog secrets. It's time for you to die. His voice fits the dog very well. Yeah. Never mind the goose could fly over, but, you know, I've got to bark. Maybe she's grounded. Yeah, it's true. She could be clipped, actually. It's like old Tauja. Marking signal. It's an alert. Report to the colonel at once. Yes, sir. Righto, sir. Right away. You disturbed my slumber. Who has awakened me? I think he did one of the voices of the elephants in the Jungle Book. I can't remember that. I'm going off memory. Because the elephant also had the military disposition and he had the little riding crop thing. That almost feels like a dead archetype. Like you're not going to have the grizzled veteran guy. Yeah, the old grizzled veteran British man guy. Yeah. And they had it in the Mary Poppins on the roof. They had the guys on the... Holding the ear up. Holding the ear up. The old boy you'd say. One yip and a woof. Two yips, sir. What's the word, Colonel? It's from London. The important thing is having it in London. Ooh, you're mean. Three fives of 13. That's 15, sir. 15, of course, 15. Why did they bark? They could just speak English. They're not shouting that well, you know? Why don't they just yell? Fifteen pappos of slime. Why can't they just have to be bare? Now, two bucks and a woof.  That horse doesn't know what's up.   This horse is like, I'm stuck here with these two freaks. It dies. Right, your casual. Puppies, sir. I heard puppy barking over at Hill Hall. Hill Hall? The Ville Place. Oh, it's so evil. Oh, look at it.  Off to weapon land. Please stand. Bye. What do you mean by that? It's like the equivalent of listening to, uh, you know, the transmissions of World War One or something. It's literally like Morse code. No, it's funny joke, but please wait. They say the old place is haunted or bewitched or some such fiddle-faddle. They say that it was haunted until Cruella moved in and scared all the demons away. She's a hero, you say? She walked in and said, I woman, hear me roar. I never went just left. Naturally. You scope out the place. If you die, no one would care.  We don't like your find around here. It's like, whoa, okay. Oh, balls. Geez. Wow.  You just have to picture those just bloodstains and the statues of Satan. Of corpses. He called him Rover and spotty just because he has no idea. The literal slurs. Oh my god. This is the literal puppy concentration camp. They have names and colors. Dog. Cow.  Yeah. Remember that boss? That was a terrible boss. No one. What? No, it was. It was tough. I think I remember. Yeah, it's hard, but it was great. That is a risky way to drink. I'm pretty sure that Disney has a rule where I can't have any smoking. I think drinking's okay, but not smoking. There's a lot of smoking in this. This was the before times. The before times, yeah. Before the empire. Were you allowed to eat sandwiches? No, no, no, no. You'll never see him consume the sandwich or you'll never see it. I always thought the sandwich looked really, really delicious. Like it was just like juicy and tons of food in it. The fat one.  A man cannot live on bread alone, Jasper. Why would you do that? Dick. I was going to eat the bread, dude. Like you didn't have to do that. Do you put cake into the bread? Oh my God. Oh, Jesus. What's the point of the socks if you're whole? Oh. Lodge Ben. Lodge. Oh yes, Lodge Ben. I like, I really like in this movie, it really, it subtly sets up who the villains are. It's really a morally gray movie. Yeah, it really is. I just feel really bad for Corella. She probably had a really rough history. Who knows what Dalmatians did to her family? It's a really strong motivation. I like how the actual city has gotten really dark and gray and moody since the puppies got missing. It's like, yeah. She could literally be eating them right now. This is basically the inspiration for Lord of the Rings here. Corella de Vil inspiring the ringwraiths? Okay, look. The cast, we have so much tips over explodes and they're like, What? Smoke billows in the room. puppies are gonna be full grown by the time they get there. Oh, shall they solve this problem?  I imagine that water would be incredibly cold. Oh yeah.  Did they make it? He's listening for the death rattle. I think I got it wrong here. Wale Bart says, Pongo and Perdita were found frozen to death on the side of the river. Oh no. She drives so recklessly. No, she drives evilly. That's true for you. Haven't seen a wreck a single time.  They might even argue this film's propaganda. Okay, it's not giving the whole truth about Cruella.  Really shitty? They will never have that power.  Oh, Jesus.  Oh my God. Jesus. It's Cruella. Jesus. I'll be back first thing in the morning. Do you witness death? I probably killed five of the puppets already. Just take them. Oh no. Oh my God. Oh my God. Didn't even try to dodge. Dean. Oh no, the fat one's gonna stop it, isn't it? They're so interestingly shaped. Yeah. Yeah. There's so many alternatively handsome people in Britain. Chaspers like, should we patch up that wall? Nah, we'll eat it later. They're all forming a queue. What's going on? Most British escape ever.  I'm okay with being skinned if I get to watch some TV. That's my opinion. You know, honestly, the real crime would be not knowing how the show is. Oh my God. They all escaped except for the morbidly obese one. He went lost because he knew. He was like, I'm not going to be able to get through that.  You're crushing my organs. All right, time for puppy murder. Murder clock. Oh my God. Oh my God. Jesus Christ. They're tearing legs off. They're gone.  That would be so difficult. I really want to kill him, Maurice. No. Well, well. He's got better eyesight than Saryn. I like that he's holding that behind his back. Like, he can't be seen.  Hey, that's derogatory. Oh, oh, no. This thing is holding a giant key. I can't feel my legs. Looks like the key in Kingdom Hearts, actually. Yeah. Pulling a snitch on us. And after we took care of him all his time, there's gratitude for you. He ain't free. Gratitude for you. You just got to have that one Dalmatian. It's like the fat one is cool. So many problems. I can't believe he came back into this room. Literally the same room. Well, they tried. So they get to Hell Hall and outside on drying racks. There's 99 little tiny pellets. Oh God. Hey, oh my God. They find out, like, that's a different 99 Dalmatians. They're like, oh, thank goodness. Play pongo. None of these spots match ours.  I'm glad we're taking a comedic interlude in between Puffy and Murder. Well, this is the thing. I think this is when Disney was still fighting his footing. Like, what are we about? Are we chill? Do we like it all to be fun?  It's like, I don't know. No, we're going to make it. Is that a gypsy? France? No jam. Oh God, it's so red.  Wow. Oh, my God. That's better than the room with me and K.L.J. His eyes bouncing. And now we need to see him where all of the dogs devour the humans. Have you ever been torn to shreds, 99 pieces at a time? You see the silhouette of his arms and legs being torn off? Hi, George. Yeah, hi, Troll. The horrific scurriming. He had a crunchy butt. Oh, my goodness. I'm sure Pong going for these will be fine against those men with weapons. Stop it. You're embarrassing me. Kick him into the fire. Put him in the fire. Do it. Yes. Yes, Troll, you got it. Still door. He just got a vengeance. Oh, my God. Set Jasper on fire, too. He's got it.  Oh, Jesus. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Asbestos. And Ian's going to bow his heart. Here's a workout for him. We need the boss battle with Cruella.  He crunched my bottom bone. Because the doctor is like, I've got a crunched penis. Did you bring me anything to eat? He almost killed everybody for being fat.  How did you not notice them before? Yeah. They've just been waiting to be acknowledged in this room. They've been sitting there the whole time. Like, hello. I wonder if that logo on the horse's blanket is a reference to some real organization or some real logo. Probably it's. It's like a coat of arms or something like that. Uh-oh. The cat deserves a medal. The dogs are there. The cat deserves a medal. The cat risked life and limb. Yeah. The cat's the real hero here. It's all in the line of GD, right? It's a dog. Oh, my God.    Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Hey. These guys have three health bars, I think. They have crunchy butts and squishy heads. That's the next rope to fall. You definitely have the boss battle health bars. Is the fat one about to ruin it again? It's the fat one again. It's like, I love all my children, but Jesus Christ. If I had to give one up, it would be you. Wouldn't you want CrossFit when we get home?  They're underbaffled how he's so fat. They're like, but we always give you the same amount of food. How are you so fat? And then they count them. They're like, wait, there's 98 of you. What? And he's just like, mm-hmm. I get very hungry. They just count. Well, our 15 are here, right? Okay, good. More claw. That's bad.  That would, it's like the writers were actually keeping in minds just how the world works. Yeah. Imagine the last two. Imagine that. Oh my God. Look, that's it, Mr. Ville. Your reckless driving is costing us. And we're flow stiff. We're giving up. Invest in some doors on your car, baby. She says the word Christmas and goes. It's to use that word. It's a holy word. And it burns her soul. She's so evil. Well, yeah. They need a moment. Like I'm beginning to question why we work for. Do we get paid or lucky? Oh, lucky. That one, I can't leave them. Geez, he's gonna have an existential crisis. Why even bother? We don't even live that long. What is life? I can't breathe. You're holding me with color. I don't know about your phone go, but I need to take the sweater off. It is. Oh, it's a scorcher out here today.   Downhill is not so bad, you know. One of the backs like, oh, I'm in the front now. Oh, how's the against the wind both ways? It's Britain. Maybe it's sideways wind. So it was, you know, just hitting them no matter what. Yeah, yeah. They should look sadder if they're against the wind, I guess. Or so that they could reuse the animation. The music is much more triumphant than their faces.  I could really use a steak now. Oh, they're all hungry now. It's not just the fat one. That's when you know it's serious. The fat one is like, really? Come on, I need it.  It's one dapper dog. Yeah, it was an effective brushing style. Yeah, very effective. Even her headlights make a frown. I smell innocence. I must wear it. And dance for it. They both go to Dinsford. What are our useless crossroads? Would you like to go to Dinsford? Go to Dinsford. Well, for a chance, Dinsford. Dinsford.  So hungry. All of you. Oh, jeez. Oh, no. This is the worst thing that could have possibly happened. Even the headlights are frowning. Yeah, weird, huh? Oh my god. This is the sound of the engine. And Jesper and Horace. But somehow we... You see a lot of similarities in Pongo and Roger's expressions? Wow, wearing blackface. So that is, yeah, that is pretty comfortable. I can see why this film is canceled.  It's died in the 60s and it's alive and well today. We're just going to pretend to be another species. Another breed. Another race, dare I say. And look, they're having fun while doing it. The kids are doing it too. Yeah, they're enjoying it. They're not even doing it grudgingly. Like, they don't even know what sin they're committing. The actual Labrador is like, this is, um... It's raw.  Yeah, all right. Well, I guess we've got to save you guys. Okay. Yeah, it's like, well, I mean, all in the line of service, I guess. Oh, look, the Labrador has 101 children. Wow, we admit. Well, we were looking for 101 Dalmatians. So, I guess, uh... Do you suppose they disguise themselves? Yeah, actually, he's ill. She's always painting themselves black. Wow. It's literally described as painting themselves black. I see what I got. She's the Mr. X of this movie.  I'm just like, yeah, well, we're all you've got. Now we're going. Oh, mind them. And watch out for those 101 Labradors over there. Far again, mate. Hey. Far again, mate. You've niche in an outturn. See, they should have made a ramp. He's looking at the bins. Yeah, never know. It's not a trash can. It's a bin, because this isn't written on. Face. Middle gear Dalmatian. It's the tracks of those 101 Labradors. Wow, they did what I wish we could do in Resident Evil 8. They just jumped over some barricades. Yeah, there you go. Wow, she stopped for the dogs. That seems out of character. Maybe it's risky to just run over people's dogs. They might get mad at you. She knows she can get away with those shenanigans over at Rod Rogers Place, but... Goddamn global warming.  Oh, no, it's just cleaning them up completely. Completely clean. Oh, God. I like to think she was considering using a black coat instead of a white coat.  All right, those guys are getting wrecked all the time. Long, remove the cake. Dad, dad, dad, dad. He did it. This guy is like, man. This truck is heavy. Oh, no. Woman, if you want the skins knocking me off the cliff won't even help you. This guy, who's probably so... I got knocked. He's like, fast and the furriest. Yes. His whole engine was destroyed. He gets it repaired. This psycho lady is trying to kill him. Wow, is that rotoscoping? I think so. Yeah. It's wild. Oh my God. Dude, she is one of the most quintessential bad guys in history. Oh my God. Nothing drives anyone as hard as puppy murder drives Cruella. That was a Mad Max shot. Oh my God. Oh, man. Holy Jesus. Give me your skin. This Chad here trying to keep it together. He doesn't know.  Dude, the driver needs to go to the dogs and be like, so what's going on? Please, what was all of that? She's just so sad she didn't get to murder all of those dogs. Just got to go back to strangling rats or something.  Yeah. Yeah, we need to make her a sympathetic character. We need to find out her character arc. How she got to be this way? And how did she get to hate puppies so much? And why did she live in like a Satan land? Like, what was that about? And find out. You know, maybe if you carried a piece, then we wouldn't have been robbed. I want to see that adaptation. Like, just go to shotgun.   I'll shim off here in the living room, Nana. I'll probably do it outside, like right here.  I mean, it's a jump now. I don't care. Oh, my God. It's everywhere. Pongel, Fredita, what have you been doing? Look, okay. There was a long jetty. Pong goes like, I've been tearing at it. So keep them. His little house. What keep them? No problem. Keep them.  What were they? Whoa. No, no, they're not actually black, Roger.   Oh, my God. You have an eating disorder rolling. Oh, they got the TV one watching the TV. Nice. Oh, that one beneath the chair, the chair is just, oh, man, he's bopping.  That's all they're trying to say. What, do you have 101 Dalmatians over there? Oh, my gosh. That's crazy. Wow, look how far this has spread.  That's all Disney productive. We did it. Well, that was great. That was really great. I was really happy with that. Yeah. That was great. Yeah, just makes me nice and happy. Yeah. Well, it was neat and cute and fun. Yeah. I think it's good that we started our day on a high note. I'm sure it's only going up from here, right? Well, you know, the next one is different. The 90s Dalmatians movie was like, everyone liked that classic one. Let's do a live-action one because they had a, they did a couple live-actiony things in the 90s, right? Or I can't remember. Yeah, they did Flubber. They also did a remake of the Nutty Professor, which I guess was probably separate. I think they did a Jungle Book live-action in the 90s. I was going to say that felt familiar. I was like, did they do that? I don't know if it was necessarily the Disney remake or if it was just in the Roderick Kipling. It is the remake. Yeah, that was like, wow. Yeah, you're right. Wow, that's crazy. Yeah, that had Jason Scott Lee. I forgot where I know him from. He was in something before then. Sam Neal was in it. I love 90s movies for this. When you watch old ones, you're like, oh my God, that guy, that guy, that guy, that guy. He's like, everyone's in it. It's like, this is so cool because you know all of them now or at least better than you did then. But yeah, these were inoffensive. They were all things where people just be like, okay. Yeah, I mean, yeah, sure. It's like an old thing. The new ones have all been consistently frustrating for many different reasons and we're getting to the peak of that. But we take a deviate. We jump into the 90s. An era we're all very familiar with. It was a fun time. Things were better, right? It was a time. Technology wasn't better, but things were better. The content from the 90s, some great movies, TV shows, video games. Well, we talked about it a couple of times now, I think, but like 90s just felt like a crazy time for media, all kinds of things coming out.  Either way, I remember this. I think I was in school when I watched it the first time. I can't remember anymore. But it was just like, it's about dogs. What, school? Yeah, I think so. At least in school as well. I think every once in a while school would be like, we'll put on a movie to shut the kids up.   This could be fun. He's got real, real old fashioned people and doggos now. We fast forwarded to a world of non-drawings. So let's see how they do, because you know, the animated one, oh, they did pretty well. Yep. Go. I just noticed, by the way, that this. Oh, this logo. This is longer than the classic, and then the newest one is the longest. Why is it that films are getting so long? Yes. Yes. As we know, that's bad. I think you would also need to work it so that they can tell such complex and rich stories. Did the one we just watched not feel like a pretty, like a chunky movie? I think not. It did, even though it was really short. Yeah. It was very tight. It was very tight and rich. I was going to say, it didn't feel short either. Like it felt like a story that was completed. I don't know. Oh my God. All right. Welcome to the 90s. They've nailed that London aesthetic. Yeah. All they had to do was record it. Should have decided to do something gray. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. Jesus. Animal abuse right off the bat. Jesus. I hope that was a fake clock. I hope it was a fake CGI clock. Wow. Right off the bat. John Shrapnel. This is a pretty cool city, actually. I don't know. Shrapnel. He's such an explosive actor. Actually training dogs to do things. It's great. It's not like that when Harrison Ford movie where they had a real human actor, like act out everything and just CGI. Oh, I remember that. He's been dead. Clearly CGI dog. Yeah. That was really creepy. It does look cringe. I thought it was potentially kind of silly because he constructed these prosthetic front legs in a funny gray suit playing a doll.  It's like, no, no, no, it was already bad. Like, it looks awful. I was there for him. He was there for me. Just get a dog. We have those. Well, this is the thing. That's what they're doing right now. And it's pretty neat. Yeah. I really want this dog. Like, this is a great commercial for a dog that does everything for you. Oh, my God. It's the 90s. The technology. A computer. Wow. Can you imagine a computer that types your name to you? Oh, my God. OK. There's a difference between a dog and a butler. This is getting a bit much now. Come on. You can do some of this stuff yourself. One more actress. They didn't give a job at Hollywood.  There probably is something like that. Like the behind the scenes. It's like we combined the bait of the dog to basically have the same thing. I don't recognize Pongo from anything, though. Was this like his was he only like the actor for this? Or was this the point thing? Maybe acting just wasn't the same. He wasn't really about that actor life. Yeah. Just wanted to do other stuff, I guess. This was more of a favor to the director. Maybe you knew what kind of movie this was and who's important. Yeah, I was a friend and, you know, he wanted to give it a shot. And I hear Pongo's acting record was pretty spotty. Damn. Rags probably upset that he didn't say that. That must have been a big decision when they were like, we're going to have them talk. Now that is a bulldog guy. What up? Oh, bro. After seeing Roger from the last one, he's not like in and spindly and everything. A choice, I guess. I thought he Laurie was going to be Roger, which made a lot of sense to me. He would have been a good Roger. It's weird that they chose an American. I don't know. I guess they wanted to make more relatable. Screenplay by John Higgins. Americans are more relatable. Oh my God. Oh, look at those graphics. Psyboy. I think this film was about the dangers of AI, you know. How far are we going? Look at this poor kid. I can imagine this guy is a little baby Mark Brown. He's like, this game's got lots of versatile verbs. This violence in video games needs to stop. That's the criticism. No, I need more titties and murder. It's not hatred that's important to desire to annihilate. Okay. Oh, I was right. We could have nukes. Nukes? We could get the dog catcher a gun. We could give him a crunchy butt. Are we already meeting? Oh, yes. Oh, she's from Illinois.  I'm trying to work. I thought it was spelled devil like L E at the end, but it's actually just devil. She's got clothes on her gloves. I love it. Yeah. Dr. Bad. Dragging that around on the streets of London. That's brave.  She's got others. Hey, Tim McKinnary. Look at the skeleton on her. Wow. What is this? A Tim Burton movie? This has got some definite Burton vibes. I like this. This is extreme, but it's fun.  No, right. It'll all make sense. Was she the mom and parent trap? I can't remember. She was in Patriot. That's all I know. Oh, she is. Spot. Yes, she's Dalmatian. Long hair or short? Short? I mean, you could see it. Julie Richardson's room. Wow.  Dalmatian's room.  Now that's some set design right there. I'll leave it there on the floor for myself later. I thought we liked stripes this year.  I wear stripes right now. So I'm noticing a thing here. Julie Richardson suggested to make a coat out of her dog. And that's what started this whole thing. I saw a photo of a Dalmatian 17 seconds ago. And now we are going to bet everything on spot. Invest in spot. The hair, man.   And you've done wonderful work in my time. Thank you. Man, that is an uncomfortable-looking chair. Yeah. Why would you do this? I don't know if you've noticed from the way she looks, but it's not about how she feels. It's about what she does aesthetically. She's trying to put up with it if she can get out the right vibes. She's like Apple. It's not about utility. It's the way it looks. No, that's right. Yeah. Work from the great interior designer, Satan. This is why I don't wear clothes. I don't have any prospects. Thank God. Wow. All right. I'll leave them to you. Alonzo. The drawing. The drawing from Anita and hand it to me. Is that difficult? Well, if you would be a little bit clearer, Jesus Christ. Yeah, you just let the drawing. Thank you. It took a lot of waiting for her to take it. Yeah. Just hand it to her. Yeah, she was right there. That's weird. She just wanted to scream at him because she's evil. I would like to make one small change. Can we cover it in the blood of Virgin? We could do this in linen. It would be fair would be inappropriate. But it's my only true love, darling. I live for her. I worship her. I think it should run the floor. Yeah, I'm getting an idea of her motivation. I like the idea that she has a fur shrine in her house. Just a ball of fur. She did not draw that in that time. She did not. No, she did not. She's not good. The evil gives her powers. It would be as if I were wearing your dog. Oh, yeah. Dude, it's like a doctor evil. We're laughing and having a good time, but you think we could actually do that though? Oh, you are cycling slowly. I like it when my dog gets exercise, but not me. It's weird that they didn't give him a red collar and her a blue one. I can. Yeah. Yeah, like Perdita has the red collar. That's strange. I think I found this. I mean, I guess this is kind of, it's like Navy dark, dark blue. Golden eye. God, that's how all this movie is. Game zone. Game zone. Oh my God, look at him. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, run away. He didn't get a 90. Oh my God. Oh, God. That dog wants it, man. Geez. Oh, no. Poor man. He's in a lot of trouble. They're just like perpetually to have a catch up despite going way fast. Listen, dude. Like at this point, you could stop the dog by, you can definitely get off. Oh, whoa. Uh-oh. Blue truck. It's more collateral damage than any steel. It's a little different from the original, you know, but. But I feel like the themes are still intact. Oh, yes. The spirit is here. Oh, that was a crash. Yeah. Oh, geez. How far did you bicycle away? I know, right? Oh my God.  Are we still? I think we're pulling like a few feet closer. That woman could have been cast as the maid. Well, she made that scene. Nice. Okay, Paga, we need to talk. Pongo, I'm actually freezing.  Are you mad? No, not mad. Let's go home. Are you mad? No, no, he's close to the door. We are doing a different story this time, clearly. Oh my God. This is a terminator. He's walking over like he's going to start whipping it. Wait, is he? Is he mistaken the dog? Yeah, he did. How could he? How? How? Color is a different color. The dog's different, dude. That sounds like self-defense. That's illegal in Britain. Wow. Wow. Hello, Pongo. Please don't beat me. Loads of shotgun. Let's go home. Stop. Stop it. No. He's really, really going to not give up on that bike, huh? Well, he can't leave it. It's littering. He did leave the kickstand, though. Yeah, well, I think he knew he could get away with that. Fools aren't born, Pongo. Pretty girls make them in their spare time. What? I never understood that line. Is Roger an incel? I'm going to go home and post unfortunate. That's what Pongo's motivations are. He doesn't want to end up like Roger. I'm actually going to go out and meet other dogs. Well, they were married at this point in the classic, so we got to get moving. Do you think the actor had to get insurance for riding that bike? In case he fell off and hurt himself. All right, now it's... I feel like the old days. This is what got Dalmatians banned in the UK. Vicious creatures. Oh my god. This is definitely 90s movie. You couldn't have that today. All of this is done for real. That's why it's like, huh? Somehow the ally of action is more cartoonish than the cartoon was. Yeah. So marriage. So what's your opinion on women? A human incel, too. Can we be incels together? That would be a funny story. They're in love, but they just don't quite realize it, you know? Yeah, or they try to deny it. Somehow this feels faster than the original. It does somehow feel fat. Yeah. But it's not. Yeah. Oh, Jesus. Oh my god. And they were never seen again. Wait, really? We're going to cut away from that? No, no, no. That's symbolic for the fire in their pants. Okey-dokey. We are here to be married before the sight of dog. I mean, God. Dogs have to be at the wedding. The dog goes? Heading down to the dog. The dog goes? So. They had to go to a church and say, hey, can we film here for our dog love scene? They probably would just sold it as a people love scene and then threw the dogs in. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, you're probably right.  Oh my goodness. Actually not. No, it's mostly about the dogs. You won't believe how much the barking is here. So I don't even understand in the context of this film how you justify having all of these dogs here. Yeah, why are they? It's the application, but it's the dog's extended family. Like what? Man, I sent dog. Before God knows who has to clean this up the next day. They sent dog representations to the dog marriage, you know? Oh boy. A similar level of evil.  I forget it. Weasley's dad. That's all I know him from. It's amazing how he can do that British accent. Hugh Loris. That's really, wow, it sounds so real. It sounds so jittery. He's ironically like one of the best actors we got right now as well. Yep. Yeah, he's really good. One, do not look at the horrendous scar on his neck. Two, don't talk to him. Understand not a word. Set up. Oh, look at the size of that scar. Excuse me, just a minute. Jeez. My dear, what's your goo doing here? Hey, that's not my goo. Is that off brand? Is that a... It's not mine. I don't know what to tell you. Is this like Zola's goo? It's gringey goo. No, it's not even gringey goo. It's just a knockoff. Oh, no. Gringey foo. How could you do this to me? You wanna read it? Get married. Could you experience some level of fulfillment on this? What are these statues? Falling there. Oh, that's creepy. Thank you. Thank you. Why did I pick a button who has the palsy?  I don't know if that was on Pipps or what. Well, yeah. Yeah, I was about to say. Hillary could have been the butler, too. Like, of course, she could have been all the characters. She could have been Pongo. Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, little tiger. From the white eustisms in the beginning. Why would you make a movie to try and make her the good guy?  You're judging too much. Maybe she's a completely different person in that. You know?  Though dead tigers. Oh, love that. You're the fairest of them all. You are. Jesus Christ. You're so evil.  She's like, did it suffer? Did it yelp for a pain? Has you killed it? Did you poison it or drown it or beat it? I need to know. There you go. That's the maid, I guess. The tiger head should have had like a horrified look of anguish on its face. Yeah. Yeah, just as far as the terror. The first scene from the classic now, kind of. But updated. You're definitely making a video again. Look at those pre-rendered graphics there. Wow, what is desktop? It's desktop is Dalmatians. Dude, those graphics are like, if that was an actual video game, I would be insane at the time. The graphics. They made a game based on this movie at the same time on Earth, they used the graphics.  Panic. She looked pretty mad. This woman has played so many grandmas. I think she just like changed her legal name to grandma, so people wouldn't be confused. I wouldn't know about being a mother because I'm dry and barren, but I'm happy for everyone else, I suppose.  Maybe, yeah. How did that happen? Oh, yeah. The miscreas of time. Obstruct, okay. Tom Kinn sounds like a never-made-up man. Oh, no. The frowning headlights aren't really here. I'm upset. Not really, yeah. They should have just gotten a texture and drawn a frown on them. With, like, a marker. I brought your house idea. Here's the green gases coming out of this smoking. I'm going to go do it. I wonder if in her head all she sees when there's animals is their dead flesh being, like, puppeteered by strings? I think so, yeah. Probably. That's a more disrespecting in your own house like that.  What are those things that she's got there? Oh, those are gas canisters. She's ripped off the chain and then the gas comes out and then the animals just keep shaking and skin them.  Someone designs them.   Racism. She's going to have a baby. Will there be 99? You can't be serious. You know how difficult it is to skin a baby? Do all of your gloves have claws? Oh, my God. Puppies. Oh, I shouldn't be saying. Wow, the ash. Damn it. There's no way to speed up time with the magic spell. I can sacrifice children's blood. God bless. I guess it's just a product of the dogs being actual dogs and they don't have that weird 90s like mouth opens and they speak effect. That's bizarre. But you definitely can feel that the dogs are not characters. They want to be. But yeah. Yeah. They do quite a lot for live action without being creepy. But they're doing it about as much as they can because they're real dogs. Yeah. Maybe it's because they put so much focus on the humans that the dogs take second stage. Clearly when making it live action they had to make that choice. Are we going to have them talk? That was a very big meaning. That was a big creative round table they had. Do you guys remember Cats vs Dogs? That movie? Yes, I do. Oh boy. It was funny. I meant to mention earlier because you brought Jeff Goldblum. He's like the dad in that, right? A scientist man or something. That's a movie we should watch. The cats were evil, which is, you know, that's how it should be. Which is appropriate.  I work hard. Bring home the meow mix. Ah, dogs! Come on, kid, hurry! The cat should be mean except the cat was the hero in the original movie. Oh yeah, not all of the moogle. Is the mix not disproved generally? People in there trying to get the...  Fucked up umbrella. They're completely fucked.  It's like, he has an umbrella. It's all fucked. Someone step on it. Like, it's 11. Car is dark and it's just got the black-ish paint on it and it's all falling apart. But we're going to leave that shiny blue Ford logo right on the middle grill. That was... Was that CGI? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, it was. It was a little bit. It's burrito time, everyone. They'd probably use an actual burrito to get the dog's reaction this year. They're trying to make them sad so they have the burrito and just tossed across the room.  Got jumping on it. Guess we can donate this one to the Deville Society. She'll make better use of it. No, this one's only good enough to make three fingers on a mitten. Use your magic, human magic, do it. Rub it. What are we trying to say is happening here, exactly. You did it.  The dog's like, thank you, human. He's like, I really didn't do anything. I caress the blanket for a couple of seconds. Oh, I suppose I better make something else for dinner then. He's like, Pongo, you did this to me. I want a divorce.  The baby's in the cartoon much cuter. Well, it's because these are real babies and they're often not as cute.  Oh, my God. We're struck by lightning.  Okay, you know that she loved this role. Yeah. No thoughts at all.  This thoughts don't come to later. White rat. You're sure? Close. Yes. Surely she wouldn't know. Yeah, that's cute. No, you'd think. She would. Yeah. I'll take mine with the little roots on reserve for me. How much would you like? They're not for sale. The love is like a hundred each, I guess. Pick it back up. Just dug it into the carpet.  You know what she would do. 7,500.  That's a lot of money. Dang it. Oh, Jesus Christ. I never expected a jump scare in a Wonder Woman Dalmatians movie. She's like, I was considering it, but then you did the evil thing. So like, no. Does she scream because of the lightning, or does the lightning make her scream? We'll get that in the prequel movie. But does the screaming cause the lightning? It's like Bilba with the ring, you know. You'll never let him fashion again. It's a lot of words. You know, you're pretty horrible. Just to skip it out there. Kind of horrible, isn't it? It'll all make sense eventually.  Oh, my God. It's Hugh Laurie. You can't do that. Oh, a coat. Since they didn't draw attention to that, I'm assuming that was an accident. I think it was an accident. Yeah. There were so many accidents in this movie that it kind of did. We got Fringy's goo and Rags of Snow in the same movie. Yeah. Kept them separate, though. I know the one.  No, there's a way. First cats is way better than homework. I'll change it back. Come on, you two. I really hope she's packing this time. If she's packing this, we become like a team. I really do.  Oh, my God. They probably had some spare puppies for filming. This is a different time for him. They were allowed to break rule. They were allowed to break puppies. You will be jeweled and your color is pink. And he's like, I'm a dude, though. Do you stop? Like, look at the dark blue one. Oh, that is it. You can barely see the full day. Did Disney have like a thing, like a thing against Ford at the time?  Pawtake, but a killing puppy is evil unless you have a really good reason in fact. Oh, that paw. I was okay with the kid napping them. Unless different dogs slided you at some point in your past. Wait. Oh, God. Get your own. Yeah. These are my hoes. Thank you. What kind of email? Waste not one. You're mixing it all in with the good ones. The cabra cuts the door. You can just hear it coming toward it. And like ready this time. Who's there? Oh, man. Granny. What is the plan, gentlemen? You know, things should go smoothly unless we encounter an old week granny. I feel like these are pretty shitty masks, honestly. All they do is make you look a little weird. That's it. Yeah, they already look weird. Oh, they're going to kiss. Give me the bag. Yeah, they are. All right, my crunchy butt is it's hard to get this bag. I underestimated the granny. I underestimated the puppies. Spotty little dog. Oh, dude.  Really going real far with the insults. Calm down. Didn't even call him a little yellow-bellied gut punch or whatever. Oh, it's the Bulldog Man. As a reference to the military dogs in the cartoon movie. Dogs don't got the brains to figure things out. Wow. Wow. This movie was made in a different time, right? No, retroactively, they should be punished. You already need to be canceled. It was funny about hiring those two.  It's like, which one am I?   Oh, man. Not again. Is it my face? It's like, yeah, you kind of, yeah. Wow. They don't care for each other's dogs, just the ones that they've known, you know? Straight to the puppies. I guess she, uh... She knew, I guess. You knew? There's nothing really of value in the house except the puppies. I don't know. That's a nice coat hanger. Yeah, the original, she was like... I bet they made off with the good silver. Bet they took every last... Yeah, because you wouldn't expect them to come in to steal 15 puppies. Did they announce they're there for the puppies? I don't remember. Nope. I forgot. Must have had a jacket said, uh, puppy stealer or something. You'd be like, what happened? It's like, two guys just kind of burst in and stole puppies? Like, I don't... I know it sounds kind of weird, but yeah. A couple of days after Cruel Devil... Take it! Cruel Devil. And there's two stuff about it. It's a snake. It's not on her ear. It's a snake. Yeah, this is another one of her outfits. It's just, wow.  Hugh Glory's too good for this. He should have been the dad. I'm still for a 100% Hugh Glory remake. Hugh Glory, everything. Hugh Glory. Wow, it's 101 donations, not 99. They got the name wrong. Oh, Jesus. Oh, my God! You're hurting puppies. I just like the idea that the writer of the dude would watch this was like, you know, I kind of feel like there's a lot going on there. And I just want to... I feel like this is faithful to Disney's vision. Maybe she was the hero. Gonna say the barking chain in the original is definitely more compelling. No, I like it when this dog's running down the dark. Come on, doggo. Save the day. Oh, that's spooky. Evil land. That's the thing with Disney locations. There's always just that evil part of town where the evil villain layer is. Yeah. Where thunder constantly strikes. I wonder what the resell value on this house is. Moller is that whales? Given that it's so evil. This looks like straight out of Batman Returns. Just dealt with the creepy castle on it. That's whales. You've heard so much about it. This is it. It might be my house at whales. All the lips are there. He's in there right now. I'm like, what's all this about puppies? We don't do that anymore, Cruella.  We can heat the outdoors, Pongo. Do it. There's so much to live for. Wow, you live... How much do you pay to live there? You live right across from Big Ben. Well, as you notice, one of them is fired, and the other one is not having any luck with selling their video game products. Whether it's going to be a game of the northern business. They're very rich. They're very rich. They're actually by what was probably even back then, like a million pounds, probably. Okay, well, to be fair, we don't know what Pongo and Perdita do. Yeah, and the old lady. She might have a really, you know... They're carrying this family, you know. Maybe the old lady has a YouTube channel. Oh, yeah. She has Oli fans. Oh my God, that looks so dangerous. Careful, little doggo. Hey, rags. Do you live in Bark and Soar? Yes, I do. Is this going to be like Babe, where they hear each other's thoughts, or are they just kind of... Oh my God, you said Babe right as the pick popped up. Oh, look at the coon. She got the horse and the dog. And the woodpecker that's definitely real. Squirrels. And the raccoons go in there.  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's all get together for the Dalmatian kids. Yeah. The crow's flying.  Oh my God, he's giving like a speech. And even Justice has taken place. It'd be neat if they had like a zombie who was just among them. Just like this character who's just like, yeah, I'm here too. Wow. I like how they thought that having a dog literally do charades was easier than just having to talk. Yeah, I assume that they could talk to each other through barks, so. I guess, I appreciate the effort though. Yeah, yeah. Because now it's just the animal training. Yeah, the animal training is impressive. I think it was a thing around this time where they would do subtitles sometimes for the dogs. I think so. I guess it's just, there's some like creativity in terms of the filmmaking, which just wouldn't exist if it was done now. This sort of stuff you just take for granted, right? Because nowadays you're like, oh, we're not even doing that. Okay.  Oh, that's another one that was remade. Yeah. Oh yeah. Damn it. Giving the dog the controls to the front door was probably a bad idea. I wonder if it'll be as arduous for these dogs. Right now it's fine, you know. This is chill. A lot of this has been carried by the soundtrack, too, to fill in the lack of... Composer is definitely working overtime for this one, definitely making it more exciting. Maybe he really loved the original, and he was like, you know what? This is gonna work. Yeah, without the talking, it'd be really awkward without the something. Careful. Too good. Whee! Did you hear that? Did you hear it? It sounded just like a complete bug asking me irritating questions. Let's stop now. Jasper, you ever wonder what happened with our lives? Why are we here? The worst is where we are. Kidnapping dogs.   What you're saying is we need a prequel movie for these two as well. At least these guys are just down on their like criminals.  Who's like, I love her.   You don't know. Yeah, killed by trucks that ran her off the cliff. That's what she did. I could see her death involving a cliff somehow. What is this writing here? We are counting down 40 minutes away from Sig that he would. It's gonna be even longer.  It is gonna be longer, yeah. I think how long the 2040 version will be. Seven hours. Zack Snyder's Cruella DeVille. There'll be a scene where Cruella walks in and there's like evil horns behind her. It's like, now I'm not trying to do any religious imagery here. All right. So what the point I'm trying to make here? We're getting a little bit dogwashed here. This is the cat that did this originally. I don't know. Yeah, I'm fine with honestly. Whoa. Oh, wow. Oh, I don't know. Wow. Exposed. Well, you can't train that. Right, well, cats just do their own thing because they're really cool little animals. Yeah. Cats are extremely hard to train. I've heard. Yeah. Kind of why I like them. They're just infinite. Also, I love cats. Yeah, it's really great. Wait, wait. How many do you think they're going to have in frame at once? And how many of those are? Oh, wow. Maybe they only got like 20 or so, but they just, you know. His name is Mr. Skidda. How did you even notice that? Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah. You poisoned them. That is a photo in the background. Yeah. That is not St. Paul's Cathedral. Again. Oh my god. Jesus. What are these instruments? The evil instrument. My only, this is a man who just loves it. What is the most painful way we can take this skin? That's the question he answers. Crumbopulous Michael of skinning dogs. It doesn't matter. I just love skinning. Here I go, skinning again. Definitely more villain heavy than the original. Like they took out a couple of the good animal talking characters and then they added in like Skinner. And yeah. Interesting. The dogs never cared for her. Dogs have a sixth sense about things like that. Yeah, it's true. Yeah, dogs can do that. That is very true if we can. We just don't normally say anything because it's not, you know, it's not polite. It's not polite. Yeah. If you have like a party of friends and stuff, feel like that one's evil by the way. Oh, you know what? No, it's fine. Yeah, it's like you take him to the side of the kitchen and you're like just by the way, Michael. She did steal the puppies. And this is why. You only now realize this. She just put it together. Yeah. Pretty dense. Come on. This was like clear from the get go. My God.  What do you think she was gonna? I want a divorce.  Please, please keep the scene where she has to battle a truck on a cliff. Please. I realize how if she never drew that picture, this entire scenario with the dogs and everything would never have happened.  See if it's safe. There's like a way in over here, I guess. Specifically built for dogs. It's like they secretly snuck into Auschwitz instead. Ice tritz. This is Disney. This would be Auschwitz. You know, you can't quite see very well. I don't think. No. Oh, now the Ford symbol is really gone. Oh, wow. Oh, yes, squirrels.   Electric use of dies. This is like he's the one person that didn't make it. Oh, look at him go. Look at him. That's Skinner's job. Skinner is here, is he?  I just want to kill puppies.  Well, personally, I think I favor the fire iron. Um, we need to have a conversation. Oh, my God, they're doing the thing. Nice.  It looks like it's got a lot of heft to it. The iron will be pretty good at it, but just messy. Do you think Cruella would be like, yeah, you can't beat them to death because I need the fur? Yeah. Yeah. Drowning them makes sense. I don't think the animals did it in it. Hello? Anybody there? Oh, that was really fucking. No, that was real. You guys, you guys see too much CGI. That was that is what real things look like. No, this is naturally stiff creatures. Yes. I'm gonna pluck this in the bucket all up again. Where's the fat one?  Oh, yeah. Well, they can do makeup. So they thin washed it.    Maybe they just have, like, a guy dressed as a dog. Stands up on two legs and just punches someone. I'm the fat one, by the way. That's the normal. Oh, those are puppets. Yeah, I doubt you can get rockers. Yeah, I have fight with a lot of these puppets. They fight. Yeah, it's just funny. Oh, no, lucky. Oh, lucky, best it up again. Oh, he's not very lucky now, is he? More like, unlucky, got him. I think I did that on purpose. The unlucky one is cold lucky. That's hard. It's so mean. I know you want to skin puppies, but this is too far.  Oh, you can see the tube. You can see the tube where they will spray in the water. Oh, no, yeah, you could. Yeah, I just wanted to pee.  What are they taking? Oh, Oh, Oh, no. This was done by the same writer. Didn't John Hughes do? Yeah. Yeah, you did both. You like seeing people fall over? All right, jump. Getting the casting call and you finally get the roll. So who's the director? I was John Hughes.  Oh, that's some 90 CGI.