I like this one better So episode to magic fizzle magic fizzle. I am retro John with them as the DM We've got I am Billy. I am playing unit seven a warforged fighter Level two We're gonna have a suicide attempt on live on YouTube.  Yeah It's okay So fluffy.  Haha. No more trademark.  I don't forget where it's a DNA productions one of his videos one of his recent videos He started taking a bunch of candy bars to his guns As because he was building a secret compartment and a table And it had his guns in it. So he had candy bars taped on all of his guns It works because they had candy bars on them. They took them off. No, it showed guns because it showed guns It'd get demonetized. So with the candy bars, he hoped I guess he hoped it would stay up and it did for about No, no, I watched it the other day A week before that So right now we are waiting to see what is going on if she's going straight into this final fight Or if there's going to be a battle royal beforehand or what's going on. So take it away. It's next day. So we need to clear the map It's fine So now and I will always associate the Ramones Blitzkrieg pop with Toys R Us That was the last song I heard and I walked up to the store Oh well So Set the stage for us I thought they started off with the weapons on last week This is the championship fight Okay, so last week we went through Three different tournaments It ended up coming down to Korra, Brock and Unit 7 To where Korra won You will be fighting the champion today You are introduced to your catchphrase All night Not my catchphrase That's my catchphrase Picture We're being sued by Pokemon now Well, we were till you said that I can't play it enough so that they shouldn't hear Right I'm going to open up the game And Pokemon in the card game Oh man, I'm an idiot What? Language Language Okay, what were we doing?  My hip's bad, does that count?  Yeah, that's an automatic last day Like that's four?  They're called words I need to see your first level You use magic missile, what do you roll? 3d4 3d4 I got a few I have some magic on you Yeah, you use this magic missile Oh, is that why you're laughing? What is it? It's 3d4 plus 3 11 damage Ouch You might take my soul Okay You think we can get Morgan Freeman to read the recaps?  You have 2, and you're casting at 2nd level I need your phone No, it's at 1st You're not going to cast at level 2? I was going to cast it at 3 Yeah, but if you use your sorcery points, you can cast it at level 4 At 3 I only have 2 points And you can cast it at level spell, can't you? No I'm sorry, I thought you had level 2 spells You're supposed to be a computer I'm sorry, I thought she could do Can you read my mind?  He wants to see me disassembled like Johnny Number 5 No disassembly That's not right That's going to hurt him It's still plus 3 years Plus 5 Plus 5, and then your spell attack modifier as well I had that in there Oh It should be 6 Yes, it is 6, so 28 I haven't been doing that You're supposed to You're going to cast your sorcery points on one shot Wow, that hurt Well, let me see what the spell is you got Where is it? I have to I'm assuming 10 does, huh? No I'm some terrible champion Can we lock him through the bars? Jesus freaking Christ At least he watched his language this time That's watched his language? Yeah, for the most part You're not saying I have 2 points You have 2 sorcery points Why does he say that?  You're all level 2 So, I found it My turn We are How do you know? Aim too high I'll fix it I'll fix it Oh, sorry, people This is supposed to be a family show That went out the door a long time ago Really? You're gonna go with that You don't want to be back Be back Sorry, people having technical difficulty right now Point it more towards that Yeah, I'm trying to Are you sure you want to do that? Why is he pointing at you? Because he wants the camera to point more towards me Is that better? I like it I don't know I'm still too high How does the tripod go down?  Yeah, they did buy KBs Okay, continue with the Bio KBs And resume Next save Should be 16, isn't it?  Is he tripping on acid now? Yes How do you know it's ongoing? Because those are dumbed down They don't put everything in it I move away Run away, run away I can move That's 60 No, you can only move 30 Because you get an ash If he disengages you first It's a free action That way he doesn't get an opportunity to attack on you There you go I thought this was supposed to be a championship fight It is She just sprayed acid in his face But a lot of great muda Didn't somebody do that last game too?  Is he normal?  You've got three first You can use magic missile You can use three first level You can use three first level That's only three this time Blast your load into his face All over it Oh wait, plus six 18 The champion drops Send me beat the champion In three rounds I find the champion's lack of face disturbing Roll your d6 as well For acid damage It's all going still He's dead He's not dead, he's knocked out Well do it, see if you can take another half You, make sure you don't take this You all should know what you're winning and losing I've got three good points Not many I've got one Four You are now the champion Nope, we keep this off You're alive We're alive Sorry Stupid people How?  Why are you wearing that blue shirt? Why are you wearing that blue shirt? Why are you wearing that blue shirt? Cause he's a suit now Who's a suit? Everything Everything Are you sure about that? Cause He should lose that He has it They're not going to have Ron to lose Really?  Because of him That's why it's just getting off the wall There are some good wrestlers Pretty much anybody in XT now Anybody that's in 205 live Yes Everybody just doesn't like him now because He actually is behind the scenes Okay, I guess I was in a bad game I was always born in the NWL type Oh well So, we're all just sitting back And we're watching Then your cat Jiminelli is a fat cat I didn't know you owned Garfield Is that all right? No, my cat's Garfield No, her, yeah Fat cats Did he just hit the door? Probably I'm going to catch first Probably I'm about to do it to a brain-dead cat Oh my gosh I'm shooting dice with Brock the Knoll She won She has 5 victory points Everybody's cheering for Kora Kora You gotta say your catchphrase now Well done That's your catchphrase One shot That's the most popular catchphrase ever Wooo I'm pretty sure that is trademarked That is straight up trademarked Wooo And we just lost another million dollars We don't have that Exactly Because it's not everything else We don't have anything worth a million dollars I do Well there you go now At least all your comics are going to get rid of now Oh, I am going to be taking all the fixtures And taking them to the auction Okay, so what now? All of the winners For the 4 day event Will be treated To A massive feast Am I fixed it? Everybody is fixed Are you sure? What about my broken back?  That's disturbing You cut it off It's metal You want to drill in holes in me Who's sitting close to who here?  Mints?  Freedom Is the main guy that runs the place there?   Oh yeah I would have picked him up and brought him with us Alright I'll do a frame check Just forget about it now Okay I do the free will they jump Over what? I don't know I felt the sunlight and oh wait I didn't know you felt anything I feel On the way out You see Where appears to be A little side room Like a small gate It's busted open That's your thing Steal everything What's in here? On the shelves Appear to be what looks Like your items Awesome Is there a puppy?  Because he has a puppy with him You have a puppy?   Man he is so sure everything goes over his head He just likes to Have things that are soft and squishy And delicate There is a little puppy in a cage In the very back of the room Let's go sir fluffy bottom My starting AC I am glad for this Who's calling me? Shannon Hi Shannon wants in on this Hello I have been You can't hear him No I'm out What the heck that was weird Yes I can hear you You can't hear me I always have blue tears Okay I'll be captain America I think he's wanting him to have him Have you watched the language Did it go in somewhere?  Where do you know F-bombs?  Because my chain mail is 16 You don't get 16 Plus the 14 Is he Is he having any crate now? You don't get to add a lot of other stuff in Ok so you have your stuff You don't have some dex Ability Use B-Force The AC on the chain mail is 16 What? Yeah but you got 29 right in there What?  We are running through the woods The camera That's what you get We just went through this No language, bad Ok so we escaped to Bloodhawk You escaped to Bloodhawk The city you're in Yes we're running Out of the city Once you get out You realize how big the city is That's what she said So we're running out of the city What a big city Oh what the hell It's the language Yes Oh ok It's been redacted You can say anything you want but the F word Oh so You can say everything but the F word Yes Like from and far and Prolic You can use something else to replace it There No Stop Come on I'm excited Like excited You want to laugh too You walk into that one Alright so You're in I'm running for the city gates No I'm just running When do we have that They're running They never said they stopped Cheer it up I dropped this guy In the middle of the city I'll take his crap first You're like you're gonna rob You didn't have anything to begin with Wait he has swords I dropped him outside Big for himself Obviously You got beat by a girl Hashtag beat by a girl Damn Hashtag You're getting You're getting on the stairs Through the city I don't get tired I didn't say tired I didn't get scared I wait for people To do this They're just dangerous put that down Pointing at you Pointing at other people They're running by You're In the air There's no District Like district Bar Cnoes Procities Dipping a brothel and giving you a hole And a dress On occasion you do something That you know Some fighters have escaped Where I don't see any fighters Uh, just FYI, you haven't had time to change? I see a pretty lady and her robot slave. So you guys are still trapped in the... Er, my dog. ...lady-a-hearer, is that right? If we gotta have stuff, we haven't had time to change. Duck into an alley. So, Cindy, come in and do the dark alley with me. I'm going into a phone booth. There's no phone booths.  What are you talking about? I'm going into a phone booth. I'm going to a blue telephone booth. It's bigger on the inside. Yes, it says wolves on the side. That one's with the backpacks. No, it's wolves. So we dip into a dark alley. Oh, yeah, it's a box. Hey, grab them. Give me your stuff. What stuff? It's a box. Is it close? Just what are you wearing? Okay, I'll rip them off and I'll give them my clothes. She's not wearing less than what she was. Hello. Here's a gold piece. Go run through the seat. Are we supposed to be heroes? I thought so. Man, robots have no feelings. He's running in the opposite direction now. Bender. Bender is the most feeling robot. No, he's not. Bender is so lovely. Best character on there. Okay. Have you changed? Yeah, you are. The streets are now... We're walking. They are filled with... guards. That one guy shouldn't have been a distraction. Running with the sleigh clothes on and... Somebody call him. Go that way. Stop! In the name of the... Sorry, reflex. Can you come chase him after you? What? I'm gonna keep running, dammit.  We need to do... What? Athletics.  It's... Eleven. They're like... Barely had you in my mind. Oh, damn. Is there a parking spider back? Well, I... I take circle and he bought them out of the cage. Then I put them in my shoulder. Then I'm out of the kids' field. Go around the corner. And then another corner. Are you guys after him, like following him? We're still in the alley. Where'd you guys end up, separating? We just stayed in the alley. He ran out. He ran out and said that. Where'd you dip to in the alley? I went down. I went around the corner. Then I went around another corner. Oh, he's gone. And then another alley. Dumpster. Dumpster? They've seen you every single time.  This is not the dumpster you're looking for. What code am I doing? Dumpster. Oh, deception. Say it louder. So... They go around the other side. They pick up the dumpster and begin to carry it back. How many people are chasing him? Five. Do we see this? What? You see the guards coming out with a dumpster. Oh, he must be in there.  He would do that. You take the one on the right. I'll take the four on the left. I peek out. And I just look. They're moving. How about you stab one while we take the other two out? I'm gonna stab. I'm gonna... Okay, for this, we're gonna use this. No, hold on. I'm taking out my hatchet. You have my pencil. And I'm bashing one right on top of his head. What? Do we get surprise attacks since they go over there? Or me, because I gotta get this done first, okay? So they're carrying me, right? And I take out one of my hatchets. And I just go, Wham right into his head. And bust this. That's the two, right? That's two. Where my pluses are... I like this. Where are my pluses at? Four. I got advantage on hitting him with something. Right there. Oh, no. It's your strength. 14 hit? Okay. Go ahead. You can roll an extra one, because it's surprise. How do you want this to actually work? Well, I'm hoping that... Okay. Seven. Eleven. Two again. I just realized what he said. And what I said. Where's that? That's your strength ball, dude. 15. 15 damage. 15 damage. Yeah. How do you want that play out? I'm hoping that it penetrates his skull and it stays there and it instantly kills him. And that through... Lack of not having enough strength to hold it up, the other four drop the dumpster and I come rolling out and I run away again. That doesn't happen. What is that, Max? Max does penetrate his skull all the way through. You are able to pull it out. You got a little brain matter there. Now, whether or not... Okay, can we get a surprise attack? Now, you ask me to have your surprise attack and then I'll get a surprise attack. Well, we get the attack first. What's your initiative? I'll get it down. What's your initiative? I had to find it. Okay, so do your surprise attack. Okay. Mine is 19 and Sir Fluffy Bottom is 7. What? I thought this was a puppy. He is. He's a massive puppy. He's a full grown mastiff but he's my puppy. I agreed to this. Yes, you did. All right. Well, once you send the dog out it's not going to be a surprise anymore. Do you want the surprise? Yes, she's going to let her go first and I'm going to go and then Sir Fluffy Bottom. Okay, you go first. There's four left. You saw him take one out. I think that's the closest one.  There's a lot of dead. Don't use your sword, sir. Yeah, he's just dead for sure. He's a commoner. He's dead. He's gone. Okay. Okay, I had the closest one. Yeah, I got it. Yeah, 18 plus. So hit. Max damage. Sir Fluffy Bottom does 13 hit. He does D6. So 5 damage. He bites him on the leg. Fluffy Bottom can't do anything. He's a dog. Really? A 19. 17. Sir Fluffy Bottom, I'm 9. 3 Yeah, three are dead. You took one out, you took one out. Oh, I'm sorry. He has to make that DC 11 straight. So he's now being drugged by my master back in the alley. So he can get his throat ripped out in the shadows. Yeah, my master doesn't mean. So my master is dragging one out. Yeah, so there's only one left by the dumpster now. One left by the dumpster. Bless him. Bye, sir. No, I doubt only one can carry the dumpster. No, he dropped it. Oh, he may not be dead. Eight. He felt it though. Really? Good, sir Fluffy Bottom. Don't do anything. Rip us through it out. I'm going to not only try to knock him out. 18 hit? Yeah. Okay, 12 damage. Plus the damage the dog already did. No, the one that she shot. Oh, yeah, 10. So I'm dragging him into the alley now. Okay. So the one that's grappled by Sir Fluffy Bottom has to make another straight check to try to break down his grip. 11? Yeah. Okay, so he breaks away. Hold on. He's on that 20. Does that keep my dog? Yes, he is. He's dragging him by the leg. So I'm going to do more than that. I'll lean in and grab it. Oh, cool. He's got him open. His foot is out, but he's going to try. He's going to do a strength versus him. Don't hurt my puppy.  Yeah, you're probably going to lose your puppy. No. Plus three is 12. 12? Yeah. He didn't give up, but he did get free. Okay, he tries to wait. He has an opportunity to act against him. I'm trying to get him away. Actually, his action was breaking free. Yeah. So that's a fluffy bob now. It is a fluffy bob. Where's my axe? Oh, he gets to go. You're actually going to be getting another dumpster. Pretty much. Look, a dumpster baby. I roll out epically to throw an axe and there's no one left to kill. No. Oh. Big trouble, little China. I haven't seen that movie in years. I love that movie. There is a DVD for, I think, $3.74 a month. $19. $19. He bites him in the leg again. Okay. Max damage. He comes right off. Yeah, he just rips his leg off. I walk up a good, sort of fluffy bottom. Hey, look, I got a garter. I'm just holding him up. And more garters showing up. I flip down that way. Oh, quiet. Now, they see you're in the middle of the street. No, I walk back into the alley. Oh, okay. They're in the middle of the street. Into the alley. No, no. I drop the garter, grab the dumpster, pull it to walk the alley, by the way. Down the alley, you see a guy... Loot the bodies. I'm sticking out of the door. Okay, we'll bring in the garbage, right? Yes, we're going to loot the body. He's still alive. I haven't killed him yet. Okay, let's strip him out. No, the one I knocked out. Not Sir Fluffy Bottom.  There's no killing room. I don't kill. Let's win.  Yes, Sir Fluffy Bottom, do it. I can't control the actions of my puppy. Yes, you can.  I can't not literally bite somebody. Yes, you can. That's why he bite his leg. He got a little hungry and ripped his leg off. They put him in his cage. He was aggressive. He was mad, he don't like cages. Anyway... Quit trying to be like your last character. You are not the moral compass, you have no morals.   Are you? Yes. Am I? Am I a heartless killing machine? He has big anime eyes. Like the... Fluffy Fluffy? Damn it. I'll picture a giant... I don't know the damn robot's name... from Full Metal Alchemist. Head? Head and Alpons? Full Metal Jacket? Yeah. The younger brother? He's an Alpons. They call him Ed? No, Ed is his younger brother. He's just little. What did you say? I said the robot. Yeah, Alpe and Alpons. He's a soul-bound. No, he's soul... We're not doing this. We're not doing this. I've never actually watched this show. Don't reference it. You're not allowed to speak ill of it. I still have to catch up on... Trigun and... Cowboy and Beep-Op. I'm sorry for all the fellow nerds out there... that our leader has not seen these shows. I apologize. I bet you've never seen Fist of the North story, either. Ah, I know. Have you watched them? Yes. What is wrong with you? I didn't like it.  He's a He-Man fan. You know, he likes... really men and small outfits.  Oh, yeah.  No muscles, fully closed. Why do you like it? That kill people. And turn their children into dogs. That was messed up, dude. Oh, no. I almost cried in that episode. Oh, high school, the dead was half old. Okay, so I go like ducking. Hey, you want a guard? Are you even a low profile? Not really. She's our low profile. Yeah, we don't get that. She is definitely not a low profile. Oh, she's not. She's the current champion for James. Everybody's seen her. Everybody knows who she is. Okay, then they know who I am, then. How are you?  Not really. He climbs you through a fight.  I didn't lose. She told me to fall down, so I fell down. She does what I say. She tells me what to do. Just like Sir Fluffy Bottom listens to me. And Sir Fluffy Bottom is still hungry. I'm chained. I'm still Fluffy Bottom now. He is my puppy. You like my puppy? My grandfather wishes to speak with you. Does your grandfather happen to be a mechanic? A mechanic? No. I want to turn off his voice. What? And maybe loosen his joints a little bit. Perfectly. Tighten them. Why not doing it? Perfectly. Reasons. I'm muslin. There you go. You guys can have this. I don't want to go more. He's no fun. Did I do good? Yes. No. I think it's weapon for him, too. Should I take his clothes? No. Give him his money. What is your grandfather? What is your grandfather? Follow me. Is he like a king? A parent's dad. Okay. Okay. A maker's dad. He's the elder. I know what an elder is. He's the general. He's the general. He was a worthy puppet. He's not a worthy puppet. I'm still a puppet. How is he a puppet?  What?  Why would you want it? But what is wrong with you? There's a lot of things wrong with me. Were you not hugged as a child? Oh, I was. Bad...bad touch? Patrick Starve. What? When was it Patrick Starve? I don't know.  That was your dad? Maybe. I'm sorry. It sounds horrible. How do you know what a dad is? Well, she just told me. That's a junior elder. No, it's not. That's what she just said. She wouldn't lie to me. Because she's not tall enough to lie to me. She was like a child. Are you calling me a liar? You were very good at lying. You were very good at lying. But I'm not lying. I won't knock on his door. Who? Grand Elver, what do you wish to speak to us about? There'll be a leg down to him. Oh, then I'm just knocking on doors then. There's no door to knock. Okay, I'm knocking on the walls. Grand Elver! Hello?  Where's the off button? We're going to a basement area. Really? I don't want to go to the basement. Get into the basement? Is there popsicles? Yes. How would you know? Because there's always popsicles in the basement. Sitting at the table is an elderly man with really long beard and nails. Hello sorcerer. Look at the guy from the old man from Gremlins. I'm welcome to give him a hug. I'm looking for a gift. No. You're greedy. And you're weird. I did what you told me. I did not tell you to hug him. The youngest asks you to gesture for your to-sit. I'm trying to get in touch with my lady side. I don't need to sit. I'm sorry. I'll break your chairs. Sit. I just dropped on the floor. I said, are you done? Did I break any planks? No. Okay. Answer the floating ball and sit down too. When you sit back. I have some tea. What is tea? It's water for the dog. He can have like tea. Or his leg. Is that not good? He puts tea in his bowl. Tea. Well, they don't even water it. So it's gonna be cooled down. It is good that you have all come. I have been expecting you. Probably before this happened in the night. Did you blow up the hole? Shush. I just don't know about the hole. Can I get some of that stuff? That was really cool. No, don't give it to him. Or a little bit of my arm cannon. No. Cool. No, don't give it to him. But you said last night you wanted to give it to me. Yeah, in the hole. I want to put in my arm hole. Not that hole. We will teach you about hooking later. That's fishing? No. You went to Toys R Us. How does that wear you out? I do go to Toys R Us. You're doing what your mom works me out. Continue. Focus.  It's not an accident that you have found each other.  I've been with her for like years. Is that something that someone wants from you? No, he can't have him. He's much above the bottom.  I want my chest plate. There's nothing in there. It is not a key that you will find physically. Are you sure he has something of a spirit anything? He's not a human. That's a thing that we need to be. While you are in the arena, a magic barrier blocked whoever is looking for you from being found. But now that you are out, you will be hunted. Cool. By many. So, what you're saying is we left our only safety. And that... I'm not sure I said if it would have been that. But why would you set us free if you knew this was going to happen? That is the biggest douche move in the world. We had a roof over our heads. We had food. A toilet. We made money. And you blew a hole in it. You said you knew something about it. But you did it. How did you not do it? I didn't do it. Who did it then? His grandson probably did. See those stairs before that we came down? I don't think he could have gone up those probably the last five years. Well, I'm not going to make a little cripple make an honest man out of him. And he definitely won't be able to go up the stairs. Listen. You got that? You want to be a better child? I'm going to sue my son.  You're trying one. We're going to separate? No. Why are you going to leave me? I'm not. Because he hates you. What? You do? Stop. Why are you leaving me?   What? Your buddy's sitting. You're lying. I tell not truths.  Call an investigation. Are you 18? Sir Philip, what are we going to do? 15. Highest God, sir. Is this hearing or smelling? No. It's nothing he can do. But he's got a... I got an 18. He got a 13. I thought you got an at 20. So, once he gives you this information, he'll send you on your way. About a little deep. What? Haven't been told to leave yet.  He hasn't been told to leave yet. We're not ready to go yet. Where are you going? Because he's not done talking to us. Yes, he is.  Oh. My 18 didn't do nothing? Hold on. I'm confused. Me too. He's done talking to you. Fine, we'll go then. That was helpful. Let's go. Okay. Upon leaving, we'll investigate a little bit more of this information. We'll investigate while we're there. If you didn't have anything, you would need to... You need to do a strength check with us. I lost a 1. Do you find out that... Find more answers to what he was talking about at Zilis's Thieves Guild? Where's that? He's the head guild and you're not finding it. He's the head guild of the thieves in Bloodhawk. Then that would be smell. You pretty much know the only way to be founded by reputation or if invited. I should have a well enough reputation to be invited. Why is that? Because I'm a mercenary veteran. I am a hired sword and a very a lot hired sword. You're not a thief.  Yes, she is. You are ninja. She's a sorcerer. Yes, but she is ninja with her stats so she can do everything with a deception and a sleight of hand and everything else. This is Cindy.  But I picked her up as a fluffy ball because she can ride on top of it. Like a horse. You now have your battle melt. You're just like this is his name from Labyrinth. That's her dimus? Yes.  Brutus? Brutus. Brutus. I think it's Brutus. Anybody watching knows what it is put it in the comments so we can I don't know. Get over here. It's either marriage, young people or old people. I'm old and a nerd. But I look young. The new Labyrinth is kind of cool, it's awesome. It's telling the origin story of Jarrett. Okay, so what's my investigation 18 get? Well, I'm going to say sniff him out. Do you have his center rejoin? No. Then you can't sniff out what you don't know.  For me or for him? I'm going to investigate. That is, uh... What's he get? Plus 3? Yeah, plus 3. So that was a 17. That was a 16. Okay. He doesn't have this one. Okay. He takes off. I follow. He's not fast. He can only go 30 feet. So I can keep pace with him. I didn't see you arguing with the f***ing B animal. That's what he does best.  Well, we're going to play by the rules. I said, he takes off running. I follow. And you're following. You're trying to keep up. And he bolts into one of the one of the eitheries. Okay. You walk in, you see him at the corner. Okay. Is there a guy there? Are you the leader of these guilds? No. My name is Bob. You're at Bob's place. What do you have to eat? A highly intelligent robot who can't read. I was built to read. He was built for murder. But he doesn't even do that. You follow? I was back. So, yeah. You see my new points. You walk in, you see them arguing. You see a guy doing that. I was pointing to a menu. What does he have on the menu? Meats. They have meats. Cool. I want that much meat. I put a gold piece. I want that much meat. What kind? Chicken. Turkey. I want the beef and the pork. I want the beef and the pork. Cow. I want cow and pig. And lamb. And goat. Alright. You should have stuck with cow and chicken. Go to the seat. Okay. I sit down. At a table. Okay. I get up and walk over to the table. I sit down. Do you know where the thieves' guild is?   You're stopping me. I thought you're supposed to wait before that she needs... for her to tell you something to do something. No. I was told we had to find... by who? Never worry about it. Okay. You gave up too quickly.  He was... trained for war and his memory was wiped. Waitress who's by, drops him.  Up-water to last. Let's put him down there for him. Yes, you youngins. That is a landline phone. That is how we used to communicate. And that is an answer machine. That is how we left messages. Oh, old-school caller ID. If it tells you, it actually speaks and tells you which call. Except by number I call... Witchcraft. Yes. That's the devil's work. Phone's possessed. I thought that was right. Okay, now put the picture of water on and take the thing back up. Why? So I can get my glass. He's going to sniff at you. You got 20. He did you. He put... Still pouring my glass of water. Keep it on the table. Six. Max damage.  So he had 12 damage? No, he got more than that. 15 damage from the bite. He bit his hand.  Your dog doesn't need it all. Take your 15 points off. Yeah, hold on. This stuff is territorial. So what? I'll bite him back. That's what I'm going to do anyways. I'll bite him back. Can you feel it? I got an 11. You hear the dog chuckle. What's the dog's AC? No, 14. It's 14. No, 12. Sorry. It's 12. I was wondering how the dog's AC was better than my base. It's 12. You hear the dog chuckle. And then pulls the picture back over in the corner. Take it back. And then he walks back over to the next to me. Leaves the picture over now. Take food at his point. No. It's his water. Not your water. It was left here for us. Well, I put it down there for him. He needs it. Do you need some water? I need it. The waitress lady, serving woman. Can we get some more water, please? My friends are thirsty and you didn't drink enough. Thank you. Here, that's all you had to do. All you had to do was not give your dog the whole thing. He's big. He's thirsty for it. I'm big too. I killed the guy. He ripped the guy's foot off and killed him. Last time I did it. Last time I checked, I did it in one move. Your dog did it in two. He was enjoying it. He likes to taste the human. Your dog just can't get the job done in one hit. As you hold a mangled hand. As I said, can't get it done in one hit. You still have a mangled hand to realize this right? I know. And you're still bleeding. Yes. As I said, his dog can't finish the job. No, sir, following bomb. Stay. 15 minutes later, the servers come out with various plates of the stat you ordered. Cool, thank you. I give her a gold piece. Thank you kindly. I'm going now. Not yet. I just take one of the sides of beef and drop it on the floor. I told her not to go away yet. You have food. I gave my portion to sir following bomb. Excuse us. So you must find the head of Thieves' skill, correct? Yes. Who is the note taker? Yes, I am. What was the late name of the head of Thieves' skill? You didn't say it. Yes, he did. I didn't hear it. You are not a good note taker. I didn't know he said the actual name of it. You know, at least our games are documented. Are you saying that? Yes. I don't remember that either. How is it he's the one? I'm usually the one who remembers everything. You are. Head of Thieves' skill. Okay. Hey, lady. I've got a question. I thought I told you you're misrepresenting the head of Thieves' skill. Yes. I thought I told you you're misrepresenting the head of Thieves' skill. Not you. I'm just going to ask if she knows anybody named Sylas. Who? Sylas. Thank you. Do you need a refill on your pitcher of water? Yes, please. Take your pitcher away. Bring it to the player. Bring it to the player. Bring it to the player. Bring it to the player. You good, Fluffy? Bottom? He's fine. He's nicer. She gave him food. I cannot look around the camera. No. Why? I should have... I met Shannon. No. I got a text message from Shannon. No. What is she doing? Okay, so how are we supposed to do this? And you were told that you were fine. That is by... Yes. Reputation and invitation. Yeah, I knew that part. So how do we get invitation? Is it like a party?  No, we just need to be known. I should probably be the only one who's known other than her. Why? I put my syringe or whatever it's called. S-I-D-N. Okay. What is this? That's my rank. Okay, what is your rank? I remember you now. There were certain things during the war that they didn't erase from our memory. Yeah, I was in the front lines. I was in charge of all the warforges. So, yeah, you were our Flushy Bodies that we sent out in front of us.   That's right. You are meat shields. Operation, get behind the... Behind the Flushies. I don't know why warforged had to be behind us. I didn't finish it. For what? Did you not see the South Park movie? Yes, I see it. No. Where was that at? I know where it's at. Don't worry about it. It's not pleasant. It's not something we're going to talk about on this show. Is it that bad? Yes, it is. What is that bad? Hey, are you f***ing kidding me?  I don't listen to you. The thing you get is food, lodging, transportation, and a few men if we need it. What do you want? Maybe a few women. By who? By you. Okay. What is it with you and having nuts?  I don't need them. What are you doing? Wait, I can't do anything. Wait, you guys decide how you're going to go about handling this. Miss? Yes. If I ring the door on the table, do you know anything about the thieves killed in this town? There's thieves all over the city. Maybe you're going to get a summoner this far, from personal one.  I mean big guys. I don't want to be pushing it myself. It's called. This whole town's full of criminals. Aside from you. Way to get her to help us. Do you want to play a game? You creep me out and she walks away. We'll be swallowing the most time I'll be here!  What? Why are you prank calling Toys R Us? Dude, what are you doing? They need to be her and trying to... No, it's going to be too long. Later. I want to hear it. No, it can't be on video. Yes it can. No it can't. No it can't. I want to hear it. He's going to have comps in his door. It's funny, but I'm not doing it like that.  No. Okay. Yeah. Not doing that anymore. Alright, um... I ain't calling Toys R Us. You're our talker. Maybe she likes females. What else does it do? Tryna female? Yes. It is the mid-hundreds. What are you doing? He already creeped her out. I already creeped her out. Not you. Take her back. Sitters. Sitters. It's okay. He's taking her back. You've got like an insanely high persuasion. Do it. Win her over. Get her in bed. No! Win her over. I think that's what he was referring to. Get her in bed. No! Learn her secrets. What? Her secrets. What is that? She farted in her sleep. That's not a secret. What is that? What is that? What is that? Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Aww. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Just the tip. permetibawere. You keeps fiddling with this thing on camera. All the led MORISONs out of his pencil. So, you were cowboy? You did? You were cavalry. expensive to make. Maybe that's why they erased your memory because they want you to think you're all high and mighty for being in a war when you really did nothing. No, it was because we slaughtered innocent women and children. That's what I think about that. Why do you keep smelling gases from your body? Is that like a mental issue? No, that's a personal issue. You wouldn't understand. You don't have a heart, a soul, a brain, flesh. So I can make brass decisions and I don't get stuck hard. Well, you're already hard, but you don't get hard like me. I care. I care about Sir Fluffy Bottom and I care about her because she's nice to me and she's nice to Sir Fluffy Bottom.  Open up. I want to search inside of his body. How big are you? Six, seven. Huh? Six, seven. Okay. But you know, my, uh, my man, uh, my, uh, the most important parts of me are, uh, you have a big arm? Did you just look an outward on the table? Yes. What is that? Oh, look, Saucy. No, do not tell him to do that. I see. Oh, what'd you do? The time to get it correct. You are lucky.  That is rude. That's rude, too. Next time, I won't miss. You're assuming there's going to be next time. And as you look up at this guy, yes, up, he's wearing full, like, plate, full plate armor. Just like, he looks, yeah, I sit on that. I sit up. He almost looks like that. I said, it's not a robot. You see this human head now. Oh, yeah. That was a little, no. So how did you become part warforged? And he turns around, walks away. Baker. Get back here. You're not a faker. What am I faker of? I don't know. What is I faker of? Nothing.  Again. Again. Yes. What do you know? I rolled a one on this one, by the way. I know, I saw. Could be that you rolled a one. We think it'd be bad. You could have been falling in love with each other. I would have been. You'd have been. He likely caresses your cheek. Well, if you wanted one, he would have not, yeah. He wouldn't need a medical assistant. He doesn't need it anyway. Okay. That's this one. I do not want to be, like, my, uh. Mike? Why would it be, like, Mike? No, I do not want to be, like, um, my alcoholic sex-crazed character. So I get up and say, okay, it's time to go. We must find this person. I think we kind of did. No, we didn't. Or maybe a person that knows of this person. We must, we must find the Silas. So let's go find the Hobonos. And what? The Hobos. The homeless peoples. The homeless fleshies. Who do you know?  You'll fit right in with them. The one he had guards tackle. They don't give money to run away in the prison clothes. Those are the distraction, yes. No feelings, though. You put an innocent man in prison for no reason. I gave him a gold that should set him for life. Not where he's going. Well, they let him go when they realize that he's not part of them. Do you think they'll care? They lost three and gained one. Yeah. So they lost him. They lost more than three of our fighters. You saw a few others duck out. So we must find this person. Let's go find the homeless children. They will know. Do we have any idea? How would you know what to look for? This is what we did and more. This is what I was made for. To do reconnaissance and to search people out. You were made for murder. No, we're not. This is something you guys are gonna have to play out. You were made for murder. We should find the homeless children. I have. We have? How?  You will fit in with them. Let's take her to the park. What? Wait, you're right. I see this. Why are we going to the park? Let's get a carriage, but make sure we get her and boost your seat. Why? She can drive a boat. She can ride on Sir Fluffy Bottom. It's 9.15. So are we doing this? Let's see. We got a looks like a child. We got a robot. Not a robot. That thinks he cares about things. Not a robot. With his dog. Do you show the proper respect to Sir Fluffy Bottom? He has been knighted. I think he served Fluffy Bottom. He was knighted. Is that a dog's can't be knighted? He's a kid. But I was told dogs are people too. Let's just have, maybe have feelings. I don't know. When they get stabbed it hurts them. We maybe. We don't know this for sure. Why else would they yelp? Because we betrayed their trust. But I never stabbed them. They never stabbed Sir Fluffy Bottom. I know I always, I have to remember that I don't have a heart. That I don't care about anything.  Is that right Sir Fluffy Bottom? That are always annoying. And then when you flip the channel it's on that channel too.  It's like it's a trap that you're trying to get you to fall into. Okay. It makes you feel bad. So we're walking down the alleys now. I'm looking for hobos.  Do you steal? Do you acquire things that you need? I'd be an insight. Do you acquire things that aren't yours that you need to survive? Oh. Okay. Here. I'm taking my gold. Thank you. Go over the next one. You hobo. I don't steal. Is this what people do? That's what hobos do when you. I need information first. Hold on. Okay. This is what hobos do when they see you give a gold to them. And then the next one will come up to say what you want to hear. And then ask for one for themselves. So what you're going to need to do is slap them around a few times. And find out the truth. If he does steal or not. Really? Yes. Is that how it works? Yes. Is that how it works? Yes. Sir Fluffy Bottom? Bark. Is that a Pokemon? That's a bark. What? What? What? No. I need information. I'm looking for a man. How do you know it's a man? I'm looking for an individual. They go by the name of Xylophone, I think. Xylos. Oh. Xylos? It's not an instrument. But he's a tool.  That hurts. Wait. No one does it. No one knows Xylos. Okay, here you go. You hobo. Are you really a hobo?  I'm the kind of student I am for. Oh. Okay. Do you have information? No. I'm trying to find a person. A person? I have no problem with that. His name is... He's not Yoda. I'm looking for Xylos. I need the invitation to his costume party. I will be going as a fleshy person. Right inside? Oh, okay. Okay, bye. There you go.  Go to the next one. You hobo. You realize it could just be lying to you. See? He's just admitted it. What? Mitted what? What do you want? That could be lying to you. You do it. Charmed person. Do what? Kissed him personally. Kiss him. I'm not kissing him. I'll kiss... Kissed him personally. Kiss him. See?  Yes, he's human. What does that say right there? 16. He knows he's been tempted to be charmed. Double it down. Kiss him. But she is pretty. Kiss him. Double it down. Do it. He'll take that whatever he rolled and turn it into a line. You are pretty. You have an 18 curve as well. You try. You are male, correct? Yeah. I'm one by the name of a certain person. Yes. I'm an obstacle. You're coming with us. I'll give you a vote. Actually, I'll give you three votes. You take something. I wrote after him. Chaser made a hobo. Where? At home. At bars. Why didn't you chase me around? Oh, he fell. He fell in your face.   18. You're going to talk to him. I'm going to tackle him. I'm going to tackle him. Ouch. Pulling the full tackle in it. Pull on spear to the back. Break him in half. How damaged? Why? 26. It's very big. Man. 26. 26. 26. You hear a crack. He's on the ground. Y'all being in pain. What did we learn? We learned. Crack hurts. Other than that, don't just take money and run. He didn't take money. He didn't take money. He doesn't have any money. He didn't give any. Any more. No. He didn't have any money. I thought he just took it and run. No. They don't want to take him with us. Whoops.  Well, finish him off. He's making too much noise. He's doing it, mister. Get it off me.  No, don't do that. That's too messy. I got, uh, 23.  Dammit. Mister, I don't kill. He's making too much noise. That's put a lot of his misery. Why?  He was suffering. He was suffering. What's your alignment? I'm neutral. Okay. He was suffering. I put him on his misery like an animal. He was suffering. He's about to be. He was suffering. Like, in his misery. He healed? No. My heart. I can't heal. Could have took him to a temple. Why? Because I did it for a good cause. I thought he was stealing from us. Where's your pocket at? You just straight up murdered him. I put him out of his misery. He was suffering. You murdered him. He was suffering. And we couldn't just take him to a clergy. No. Why not? Because then he would tell people who we are. So, he didn't even know who we were. But he'd recognize us probably. Her, maybe. Well, that's more than them. Lucent. He was suffering and he was a Lucent. So, I guess it does. So, wait a minute. If your dog's a Lucent. My dog's going to Lucent. Hold on. If your dog's a Lucent.  What are we going to do with it? I'll put him down. If he knows this. Right there right from where he bought him. Wow. I'm walking away. I'm going to go. This is a... Wow. Down to the streets. This machine needs to kind of a tenet. Or the great wizard and give him a heart. Something. Or brain or... He's based totally on logic. It was logical. The first one was hurting. So, he was homeless. Logically to take him to a cleric. He can't pay for it. He's broke. He has the money. He broke him. Way to go. How would he pay for the services? He would be able to. Would he be in debt? We would. Didn't he go to prison? We would. Why would I pay for it? I didn't do it. Because. Would you? Yes. Why? Because. That's not a reason. Yes. That's a word. So. Very long as you just filed. Here's your file. I'm seeing. That's your master. No, the master she's my associate. Your master. As soon as she started walking I followed her. Master. Did I do bad? Yes. But in the war, that's what we did. This is a war. They told me every day is war. Okay. I won't do that no more then. I'm sorry. Little too late for that. Cleric. I don't get it. Cleric. Cleric. Give us something. Cleric. Who is this Cleric? Somebody that heals people. Thank you and McCann. Is there anyone above us? Oh yeah. I know. No, they saw that and they took off running. At least mine was still alive. I gave him two gold, one a high five when I smashed him on the skull. I didn't get the remission I would.  No. Yes he is. He's a psychopath. We need to put him down as soon as possible. He's not human. Exactly. Which makes him a dangerous killing machine. A killing machine? Really? He was suffering. You're the one who broke his back. Yeah. And he could have been healed. But why? He's useless. He has no money. He was a stray. You realized that he didn't know something? What do you know? He had to run really slow. He told us where to find the stylist. So we're going down two houses on the left? Yes. That's where we're going. Okay, so I'm going to go down two houses to the right. You're not going to go up. There is one bloody footprint. Oh my. There's a pretty muddy and light one over there. So I go down the street, through the houses. Be safe. All right. Don't open the door. He's a crazed murdering machine.  Be safe indoors. Hello?  Thank you. Hello? Well, here's where somebody's home. Yes, no. Go down there and wait patiently. But why? Because they're scared of you. But why? Because they're scared of you. They probably saw what you did to that poor hobo. You told them. Okay. Go sit and wait. Go twiddle your house. Is there a foul or anything nearby? Okay, I'll go sit on the list of the problem. But I think I'll sort of flip the bottom of the water. The crazed lunatic is gone. That way he can go after the ducks and have them eat. You can open up now. She called. I have a question to ask. The head of the house, please. Well, what's the second one? The second one is open. Murdering machine is gone now. I have a question to ask to the head of the house, please. Oh, maybe. Like, do you want? I would like to speak to the head of the house, please. Speak here? Okay. I'm looking for one whose name is Xylas. Xylas. I'm not near you. I'm sitting there all day long. So, flip the bottom. What do you know of the Thieves Guild, ma'am? Well, ma'am, I know nothing of any guilds. I'm worse. I'm sure you don't mean the Purple Hat Guild. The what? The Purple Hat Guild. What's that? I think we'll provide us with it together. Like, we go out and meet, and we talk about the beauty. Does anybody try to pick your pockets or steal your purse, ma'am? No, I don't need the house. Does anybody try to break in? No. No, no, no. Rocket spiders. What does you eat? Language! Alright, we're still filming. Goodness. I only had Taco Bell today. Well, that explains it. We have plenty of shoes at Darcy's. Um, so good. May I come in for a minute? No, no, no. May I please come in? There you go. I'd like to be able to save some light. First waiting, Jane. You do have good insight and perception. Can I do that? May I come in, please? Wait, what? First waiting. Go ahead. What are you trying to do? Roll the sand and flying. Okay. I got 24. Insight. Wisdom. Is that what you're looking for? Okay, I remember when we were over here, ma'am. I remember when I was 24. You were by me and my son. You have a kind eye. Please come. Me too? You're not there. Stay. Well, I seem to be starting to walk in. Does she mean me too? Well, you're with him. You sit, ma'am. I will go make us all some tea. I roll for session. I want. She might have something in our house. She might have what? Something in her house. Yeah, us. Okay, like a clue or whatever.  Maybe. I lost my glasses. I love it. It looks like you're there to put old person's house. It smells like mothballs. Has to wait like cats. It's not. No, it's got cats, but they're stuffed. And then it closes. Even creepier. I'm glad I didn't lose sight. I'm ready. You're next. What's your plan? Sit, drink, and talk. You're going to drink someone that a stranger made. Yes. You're trusting. What's this old woman going to do? I think it's poison you. It's tapioca. Now who's the puppet? As long as I'm funny like peanut.  Pours your cup of tea, pours your cup of tea. You take cup of tea. Sits down. Thank you. You guys drinking? No. I want to come in. Perception to see what's around like inside the house other than the cats. Big shoes of anybody? Older relatives maybe. Of kids. Do you know of any secret organizations working in town? I'm sorry. Sure. Long time. This is on the long. I am not. Well, she looks young for her age. What is she like? Looks 40. I played my character. No. So you're inexperienced with people. People get you into trouble. Trouble. Yes. That's what I think of that. I can't spell. Remember? Trouble. Trouble. I can't spell. He just got it. You have a smartphone. I can't spell for that and stuff. He just spells out that word. Says the person who spelled trouble was at the top. Yes. The culture song is T-R-O-U-B-I-L-E. There you go. And this guy here keeps wondering how to say vodka. Vodka. He pronounces it as vodka. Oh yeah, vodka. I didn't know that. You don't put the D in it. It's vodka. Vodka. Okay, faster. Vodka. There's no D. What are you talking about? Vodka. Vodka. Put the emphasis on the D. Vodka. Vodka. I don't like your cussing. I can't. No. Anyway. We need a counter. So you're in the stuff. Kathleen's house. Who's that over there in that picture? The young man. That's his only husband. That's his sleep. That's his soul. Who's that D? The young man. Your husband's a young man? I said young man. Who's that in the picture? The young man. Oh, I hear you say young man. Sorry. Whoa. That was one of my songs. What's his name? Peter. Griffin. What's your last name? Both fake names. Griffin. Her last name is Pan. Her son can be Peter Pan. Skillet. Peter Skillet. Thank you. Vodka. That's what I said. Yes, that's it. We understand. Are you sure? I'm outside by the toilet with my doggy. Um, last name. My last name is... Oh, no. Book. Peter Book. You were going to get us in trouble. Not like this one already. I think it's in trouble.  Without a shotgun. Anyways. What about your other sons? What do they do? I don't know, Sharon. Or I've done. Could you say that's one of her sons? Uh... One is married and has a family. We have... We have... He's one of the gods here in town. Well... I hear being a guard is a very dangerous job. I hope your son does well. He's got a grip head on his shoulders. Yeah. World perception. Thank you. Oh, no! Oh, you're making a mess of me. If you were a stick of axe in his head... No. You know... I... Maybe that... He's got a good head on his shoulders, all right? Mm-hmm. I saw him the other day. Very nice guy. He thought I was a criminal, but... You know my boy? We had a few brief words. Punched me in the jaw. Let's go. Is there anybody walking by me outside? But I liked it. He also tried to carry me off in a dumpster. What? Best be hit in the old dusty trail. Yes. We need to get back to our search... Who are... Her... Brand... Brutally... Told us to come up to this house... To find who we were looking for. The moment you stand out... Roll Constitution. Here it doesn't die! Twenty. The brief is filled with light... Heading that's coming across you. Miss... Why? I'm sorry. Why? I was just trying to poison me. You were standing right here. For a brief moment, I felt the whoosh. It's probably stood up to you. I had my cut to her jacket. I don't know, you're probably better at this stuff than I am. You'll be in the investigation check. Hey. No wait, I'm better at that stuff? Yes. Cool. We're all like a... I got a six. Yeah. First... Before I was burst... Hopefully the door will come through. Showing you immediately. It's about time. I'm a little stronger than I thought. I'm gonna have to stall this too. I've seen people walk in already. There was it? Cards? No, not cards. For... For guys dressed... They have masks over there. And they... They knocked you out. They knocked you out. Four cards. Assassins. I said, yeah, yeah, captured again. Daffy. I really can't believe it. Had you not pulled that one? Yeah, good place to end this right there. It's been close to 10 o'clock. This? Would we want to end it? Yeah, that would okay the two long and... Everything like that. I saw his message. He said he was going to bed soon anyways. Yeah. Shannon. That way we don't drag out too long. Everything like that. You had some really good cliffhanger too. I am completely oblivious why you guys are being drugged. Yeah. No, you don't see them being drugged. I'm saying they're being drugged. I'm sitting by the fountain playing with my puppy. That old woman. What are you up to? A note taker? Yeah. Note taker. Here's my notes for the night people. Escaped. Zilis. Head thief. By fountain. Old lady drugs.  Those are pretty good notes aren't they? I'm trying to imagine morning frames voice to those words. I get a feeling that if he said old lady drugs would be funny. What's others? Hopefully next week he can play with us. So, like us. Subscribe. Leave comments. Yeah, if I don't leave these comments. 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