Diolch, any ideas here? I'm sort of triaging some of them as they come in and then neglecting most of the ones that we already have. I'm not going to hold a lot of help with that. Maybe we need to do a better job of getting new contributors into the kernel team. Maybe we need to have a better way of Why? Is sharing responsibility for the bugs there, like tagging them. I don't know. But as it is, we are doing a really bad job. So any ideas? Please take your mic from here. Tell us some ideas. So it seems either we need more people or we just need to be more strict aboutllen o unrhyw i gyflawni ar hyn o fyfanyl ac wedi'w rhaid i ni'r unrhyw o'r hub warchas i chi rydym ni'n gwych. Rhyw聲 yn ymddangos i'r fan. Rhyw pwysig mewn hwer o gwath, mae hynny i ni'n dryf yn ni i chi. Rhyw pwysig wedi ei hunu a'r thyrmyn o'r hyffordd mewnóg neu rhan o'r tŷ iawn. Rhyw hwn o'r flach nhw'n gweld i'n llwg llwg o bwysig ffrygedig hwn o'r hwn o'r llwg arno'r hunu. ac oeddaid yn eich gwirio wrth i fynd, o'r gweinio eu gwirio. Gymryd fallsonIFD yn fydd iawn, Ond rydych chi'n cael ei gwybod trys i ni ddaeth, ond o'r gweinio, ond o'r gwirio, dwi'n cael ei gweinio, oherwydd a'r gwirio, ond mae'r gwirio alliannol fod yn ystredig ar gweinio. Felly, mae'n fyrde i gweinio. Efallai yn gymuned, wydai chi'n gweinio ythig ar yr wydd, zi mor bwysig cyngor. N? No response? I don't know if they've been interested in that kind of metadata. Yes. Possibly we're probably not quite automatically because sometimes we forget to take off the more info tack. Right. But yes, I think anything that is, it really is more info, no response for several months should be close. I'm not sure about how old are the bugs. If a bug, for example, is for a kernel that was in DBN Lenny or something like this, it probably the best way to deal with it would be to ask, does it still exist and if not close? I bet there might be many very old bugs in it. Yeah, we have had a few people used to do that, I think, Dan, Frazier and TBM used to go through the old bugs, but I think you know, I've been doing that for a while. Well, when we had a package renamed from Linux 2.6 to Linux, most bugs that were filed against Linux 2.6 got a ping or closed saying, please reopen if it really still applies. Yeah, that's why I was going to say for old, you know, old stable and older, I think, closed assuming it's fixed and then they can reopen. Yeah. Rather than maybe for newer stuff you might want a ping. Is it worth having something like a bug squashing party looking at kernel bugs only and then sharing the hard questions? Yeah, I think so. Coming up with template mails and things maybe. Martin asked me if we wanted to do a maybe summit bug squashing at the Linux hotel. We could do that. Martin. Right. So that's a few ideas. Anymore? Or should we move on to the next? I think we might already do this. Do we have our own set of mappings to priorities? Cos most users would think that anything that caused a computer not to break. There is something in the, that went into the handbook. Yeah. Maybe just making sure we all know about that and apply it more aggressively. And maybe include it in the report bug template. Actually, maybe an idea would be to, there's this, what is it, helper tag that you can put to us. So maybe if you think, well, I don't have the time right now to figure it out. But maybe it doesn't really need a lot of kernel knowledge to actually figure it out or actually just try to reproduce. So sort of request for reproduction sort of tags where if it just has a simple instructions of how you got there, just ask other people to try and reproduce. So this is the newcomer tag. The newcomer tag? Yeah, I think so. Something like that. There are probably some that we would use that for. I suspect not that many, unfortunately, but yeah. Of course, because then you would have fixed it yourself, right? All right then. So kernel flavours. It's been quite a while cutting down the kernel flavours so that we get pretty fast build on most architectures. The mips has been very slow but Aurelian just deleted several flavours there. So that won't be too bad. And for MB64, PPC64 YL, RMHF, RM64, they're fast enough but maybe we could have had different flavours if there's demand, if there are good reasons for adding different configurations. So one interesting thing I've been hearing about is the idea of using KVM to make KVM with a minimal VM has a stronger form of containerisation. And Intel showed something called clear containers and there's now something called LKVM, which you can use for that. Should we be shipping a tiny kernel that would enable something like that? Do they not also rely on reworking the user space boot process and things to be optimised? Probably. That doesn't mean it's not worth having such a kernel. And some people have been asking, I think someone asked about RT for the RT feature set on RMHF. Can't remember who hasn't happened yet. I never have any idea how many people are using RT on a real-time patch set. Any other ideas? Anyone really feel that the current flavours aren't suiting their needs? They need a custom configuration or patch set. Don't say GL security because they don't want to work with distro. They don't want to combine GL security with distro patches, so not going to happen. Probably. Everyone's happy with standard kernel packages. Really? It's a little bit large, but it works. We could also start to split large build into more than one packet to remove the parts that are not often used. I noticed that I think Ubuntu has a split between the most common and less common drivers, the latter being optional. I'm not sure how that works or how they decide. What I found with Ubuntu, I don't know whether it's really necessary to do it this way, but they have a special server kernel, I think, in an extra package. I don't know whether it's really sufficient differentiation between this one and the other one. One probably would have to look at the configuration of these to see what's changing. I think the differences they turn preempt off on there. There may be other differences. One thing I was wondering is, as we move to D-Dabs and all that stuff, would it be possible to kill the kernel package, the debug package, because that's a huge package? Oh, yeah. Well, let's turn it to D-Dab. It is part of the spec that we can create our own D-Dab and replace the current debug package with it. Then we should be able to build it for all flavors or architectures without overflowing the mirrors. As far as I know, the deck patch actually landed some days ago. We could, it may work in the short timeframe. It is going to make builds slower. Compressing that debug package is probably the single longest step of an MD64 build. Yeah, it has ended its current. It does not really concurrent. Right. Building separate packages, building separate binary devs is parallelised, I think. Compressing the debug packages takes so long that they end up being the last things running. Some suggestions for splitting out are the meter drivers, which take rather a lot of space. The media drivers. For example, DVP drivers. Sorry, I'm still not... DVP for looking TV. Digital video broadcast. It's not used very often and not by many people. So maybe those who need it can install it. Stacking is also a lot of space. Stacking drivers could also be an extra package. I wouldn't want to... We already do this splitting out into lots of tiny packages for the installer. It's kind of a pain. I'd rather have fewer little packages. I don't think we really want to cope with more than maybe three. Maybe even only two. Maybe stacking is a good thing to leave it out of the default because some people don't like stacking drivers. We have to check which part of the driver tree really uses the space. Then you can decide which one you could split out without producing a lot of outcry by people. The biggest driver directory is net. About 27 megs, 26 megs. Media, then media, 16 megs. Staging, 14 megs. Scuzzi, 11 megs. It does seem to be 8 megs. While it would be nice to split them up, it's one of those sort of infinite manual bike sharing tasks. If you move something out, someone will complain and then you have to have an argument about it and repeat without very clear objective criteria. Which is hard to do. I think we can take the example of the UDAP when we have split in very, very small UDAPs of the drivers. For example, the NIC driver, the names, the one in extra are kind of the usual from now and the one in the main are kind of the one from 10 years ago. 20 years ago in some cases. Yeah, maybe 20 years ago. So splitting is possibility but we should update that regularly and we have to do that. I'm not sure we will continue to have someone looking at that regularly. With the UDAPs, what I'd actually like to do is firstly teach Colonel Wedge to pick all modules under a particular directory. I haven't been included in some other UDAP. Secondly, I'd like to actually look at the DI image configurations which groups of module packages are always placed together and then combine those because there's no point having them separate if they're always used together. I mean that's completely off this topic. Any more thoughts about Colonel Flavours? So testing. There are several. A growing number of self-test programmes included in the upstream source. I've started work on getting those to run under auto package test and that's done. So auto package test has several different ways of running tests. The default I think is to use a container and that's what CI.debin.net uses at the moment. But you can ask to run in a QMU VM and that's what I'm doing for Colonel. My idea is to pull in the Linux image packages and then boot each Colonel using KX and then run the build and run the self-tests. So I have that working in as far as the self-test run but a lot of them are failing. And that could be due to something silly like we haven't turned on the necessary features in the Colonel configuration. But I don't think that's it. I fixed a number of those cases. So this implies that upstream isn't actually running those or at least they're not paying my attention. And if they're not then it's probably not that useful to run these ourselves because we're just going to take the upstream, broke it and not that we did something wrong with the packaging there. And then if CI.debin.net becomes able to run things in a VM, this then prevents the Colonel from ever transitioning to testing. So maybe it's possible to go through these and fix all of them. I probably won't have time to do that. But I'll probably spend a little bit more time getting these. Seeing if there's anything easy and then I'll commit the... I'll push the changes and then maybe someone once would like to look at the test failures or not. There are other test suites that are out of tree that would also be good to run to look for regressions. I don't know how we would include those, whether they would need to be included in the source package or whether they would be purchased separately. And then because auto package test allows you to specify extra effectively build dependencies but for tests. So we could package these test suites and pull them in for the tests. Anyway, interesting working on that. Anyone good ideas for test suites that would be good to run? Does this work? Yeah. It might be worth to look into OpenQA by OpenSusa. Right. They can do quite a lot of stuff. They can even run stuff in a VM. They can take screenshots. So if you want to check the graphical installer, for example, you can also use that. It's quite feature-rich. Right. There are people working on the installer but I just want to be able to test the kernel more or less in isolation, although I suppose there are some things that would... I mean, so what does... Is this OpenQA meant to test the full system? Or is it for testing the... Is this for testing individual packages or is it for testing the whole system? As far as I understood, it's mainly targeting testing the full system. So they also use it for Android, for example, or for the Fedora stuff also. I haven't looked much into it yet. Okay. That probably isn't suitable for a package test, although it's definitely something we should have. That sort of thing is... We should have that sort of thing in Debian. Probably going to be something that they install... We should be part of the installer tests. You know, install the system, try these things, do they still work? So... Holder was working on that at one time and I think Kibbie is now... Talk to them if that's something that you want to work on. Anything for package tests of the Linux package and checking for regressions? There's someone back there, deliver a microphone. Someone passed a microphone. Hello. When we upgraded, for example, for the ARM architecture, when we do an upgrade from Wisi to Jesse, a few platforms broke or couldn't boot, there were a few problems. I'm aware of upstream, now they have a site called kernelsci.org and they're running lava and they're running upstream kernels checking bootability. Maybe it's something we can also try to integrate and test our ARM kernels. They already have a machine farm. So we're just writing the tests there so we can test the kernels boot on some of their devices. Yeah, lava sounds good. This is a tiny separate framework, right? Maybe the thing to do then is to be able to run the auto package test suite in lava. That may be something entirely separate, because that's all about testing that the hardware initializes right, that we have all the right drivers and drives, tree and so on. Yeah, it's a smoke test that machine boots was fine.  That's probably something separate from the auto package test, but does... I know Neil Williams has been working on lava. I know he was talking about testing deviant kernel packages on lava. Is that in place? That's not in place, but we also discussed about setting the lava service for deviant, but we found that what we did was like a small corridor discussion. We discussed it over lunch. But it seems like it's going to be a lot of maintenance overhead for setting up all these services, because you need to maintain the server, but you also need to maintain a lot of little devices and run the tests and keep track of the results. So, see if somebody already have the farm, they're already maintaining this, why not use their resources and a few tests running our kernels? It might make more sense. I don't know, maybe we can do the effort and try to set up the service if people think it's interesting, but it's probably going to give us more work of maintenance. So, we now have packages, all the packaging files in Git, which is quite convenient, solves a few problems. We still have only the Debian directory in there, which is kind of weird given that upstream is Git as well. But on the other hand, we don't simply... Well, first of all, there are a lot of different tools for working on Debian packages in Git and managing your patches. We have quite a lot of patches, some of which have to be applied to the upstream source before building a ridge.todd.xz, and sometimes we have Fee-Uset patches and they are only applied for some of the bills rather than for all of the bills. So, I don't know which, if any, of the existing Debian packages in Git tools would work with those. I haven't had time to actually try any of them yet, though I may do. Does anyone want to advocate for any particular tool? Does anyone have negative experiences with one of these tools? I'm managing a large patch series. Fagrant? It's a much smaller patch set, but I've basically... It's a much smaller patch set, but for Uboot, we just apply patches... I basically merge the upstream versions and then apply... and then rebase... Well, no, I don't rebase it. But I just apply the patches as a merge commit. So, in your Debian.todd.xz, is it just a single patch for all Debian-specific changes? No, we just merge them in... There aren't a separate series of patches. I just merge them into the upstream branch because we're producing a DFSG-style upstream. Well, that includes the Debian changes. Yeah. But I mean, it keeps track of the new upstream version. I merge it and then that Debian-der corresponds to that new upstream version. But it's a manual workflow. But I imagine you have to rebase the patches using whatever patch system you've got now. Here you'd have the advantages of Git to... Shell, yeah. I've got Git DPM. It works with the patched source. You can just have an upstream branch that's patched. But... An upstream branch that's patched? Yeah. Why not? Okay, it's the name of the branch. It doesn't tell you what in which condition it is in. So it's patched with what? With the DFSG patches. Okay, yeah. I've got one package where I need that, actually. But it won't support the feature sets. Right. Because you only have one source. The other thing I would say about Git DPM is it's not that great if there's multiple maintainers working on the tree at the same time. Because of the way it merges, rebases into things. The unpicking if you're the one who loses the race is quite annoying. It's a bit inconvenient because it uses a little bit unusual merges. It merges the patched tree into the Debian tree, and the later only contains Debian patches as directory, but not the patches itself. Shall I say that again? The tree in the end includes Debian patches. I think that's going to be a common problem with anything for doing patch queue stuff in Git. It's relying on clever merging rather than a quilt-like series file or something. I think they're pretty much all going to have some sort of potential for rebase nightmare. I've got no experience with anything on the scale of the kernel. Or DFS Git patches. But Git build package makes you easy to switch between patched and unpatched. Git build package makes it easy to switch between patched and unpatched sources with its patch queue management. If it is Git, it should cope with a large patch queue, I guess. How much help do you get with merging or rebasing on to a new upstream version in Git build package? It has the support for invoking standard Git rebase for the patch queue branch on upstream imports, over upstream imports. I don't know whether it can be used for rebasing with respect to the upstream Git commits. It does it with respect to the upstream merge commit. I mean a single commit. I don't have experience with Git tape cherries, is that it? Or there are others. Digit? Anyone think Digit is good for maintenance? Wait a minute. Isn't Digit the stuff where you can see the archive as Git? It's kind of orthogonal. It's more like Dput and sBuild and that sort of thing. Although it does let you keep your Git history in a more Git-ish form and expose that to people. Python 3. I don't have problems with Python 3, but Weezy, which is still supported, only has 3.2. That's a little bit unconvenient. Yeah, but we're not... I suppose no one's doing backpawls from said to Weezy. Yeah. Otherwise it should work mostly. What's wrong with 3.2? What would be the problem with 3.2? There are some things missing between 2.7 and 3.2, stuff like ArcPars and other stuff that is used. With 3.3 and newer, you can even build a source that works with both 2.7 and 3. You can't with 3.2. Okay. I think you are actually backpawling from said to Weezy. I know that it doesn't work. Python 3.2 doesn't work. Is that a concern? Okay. Let's do it then. Those are all the topics I came up with. Anyone else got some issue with the kernel maintenance that we should discuss now? Where is that? Looks like we're out of time and topics. I've got that exactly right. Thank you all for coming.


Family Theater presents Natalie Wood, Wallace Ford, and William Campbell. From Hollywood, the Mutual Network in Cooperation with Family Theater presents the End of Dirty Eddie starring Wallace Ford and William Campbell, and now here is your hostess, Natalie Wood. Thank you, Tony LaFranco. Family Theater's only purpose is to bring to everyone's attention a practice that must become an important part of our lives if we are to win peace for ourselves, peace for our families, and peace for the world. Family Theater urges you to pray. Pray together as a family. And now to our transcribed drama, The End of Dirty Eddie, starring Wallace Ford as Mayor Phil Strip and William Campbell as Dr. Howard Jones. Howdy, Josh. Mayor. Tase, come in here. Yup. Not new for another hour. Another hour. I guess I'll just have to wait. Got anything cool to drink? Right there in a jug. Water. Good enough. Best thing in the world for a hot day. Oh, here's a cup. Yes. Hot enough, all right. Yes, and quiet. Nobody shot anybody yet, and it must be almost noon. Josh, you're exaggerating. But you're right. It sure is a lot quieter around here since Doc settled everything. Safe for a man to let his women folk go out on the street again. That's for sure. We owe a lot to Doc. This here is a letter to his wife, and this package is his guns. His wife? That's why I'm waiting for the stage. Oh, I guess you can sell me some postage, Josh. And that's for Doc's wife? The postage is on me. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, Josh, you hadn't know all that. No, no, no, no, no, on me. Least I can do. Yeah, there you are. That ought to be enough. Least I can do. Good man, Josh. That letter. Did he write it before? Oh, no, no, no, no. I wrote it. Somebody. Somebody had to. Mayor. Yeah? Stage. It won't be in for another hour, and I'd sure like to... I mean, I don't want to seem nosy, but I'd sure like to hear what you wrote to Doc's wife. You would, huh? Of course, I know most everything's in it, most likely, but... Well, you got a nice touch with words, and I'd like to hear it. You got some glue so I could paste it back up. Well, right here. And I can't see any harm in it. To Mrs. Howard. Wait a minute. You're going to read it, or am I? Oh, no offense. Mrs. Howard Jones, such-and-such St. Louis, Missouri. Always put the address on the inside, too, Joshua, in letters of this type. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. Get on with it. Mrs. Howard Jones, it is with a sincerest regret that it must be yours truly. Hey, that goes at the end of a letter, not the beginning. Want to hear it? Sure, of course I want to hear it. All right. That it must be yours truly who takes this pen, his pen in hand, to pen this letter. But as long as someone must, it is best that I, a trusted friend and confidant, of your poor husband, write it. When do you get to the letter? In order to tell you what has befallen your poor husband, and to comply with his request, I will tell you the whole story, just as I remember it. It honest and straightforward. Oh, I remember it like it was yesterday. One morning a week ago. What do you mean yesterday?  All right, all right, all right, I'm sorry. Oh, I remember it like it was yesterday. This town was mean and full of shooting and the like. And all because of one man, a man we call Dirty Eddie, who was the hardcore of lawlessness here in Shotgun. He made the town a safe refuge for bandits and wrestlers and thieves, which he was the meanest. And it was common knowledge he made his living, stealing horses, cattle, and robbing widows and orphans. Yes, Shotgun was a mean town till your poor husband changed it for the better. I saw him standing there in front of the Wells Fargo office right after the stage it pulled out. Seeing he was a stranger and that there was no one to welcome him, I walked over. You seem to be wearing the look of a man who thinks maybe he'd get off the stage at the wrong place. I'm not quite certain I didn't. Well, how's that? Well, I saw the driver throw my bags off and I figured I'd better follow him. My ticket reads Shotgun, Arizona. And you're in the right place, all right. My name's Phil Strip. I'm the mayor here about. Mayor? I'm pleased to meet you. My name is Howard Jones. Well, Mr. Jones? It's not exactly Mr. Your Honor. It's Doctor. Oh, Saubone. No, a dentist. From the east, are you? St. Louis. There a place where I can rent a room? Mrs. Landis might be able to put you up. She's got that combination of saloon and room and house over there. Real handy if you're the kind of man who gets thirsty at odd hours. No, not me. That's good. Here, here, let me help you with those bags. Oh, thank you, Your Honor. Oh, no need to be formal. I guess those professional men can use first names. What brings you to our fair city, Howard? Asthma. That's a long misery here. That's right. I asked the ticket agent for the driest town he knew of. Did he give you a ticket to Shotgun? Well, that's funny. Well, it's the first time I ever heard of anyone coming here for his help. Oh, the air is dry enough. But a body can dive other things than your, uh... What do you call it, Asthma? You mean that, the shooting? The man that's doing it is likely to be one of your best customers. He's got more aching teeth than even he deserves, which is considerable.  He does it. He's the worst thing that ever happened to this town. Oh, speak of the devil. Come on. Let's go this way. But the Roman house is this way. Never mind. That's Ed. Come on. Hey, dancer. Too late. Look like you was trying to pass me by without so much as a hello. Hello, Ed. Why don't you come up here and introduce your new friend? Come on, Doc. Right with you. Ed, uh, this here is Doc Jones. He's from St. Louis.  The mayor and I aren't related. Well, stranger, you can count yourself as pretty lucky. Ain't that right, dancer? Well, uh... Well, ain't it? It is it. You're right about that. Of course, you see, stranger, the dancer here isn't what he's supposed to be. What do you mean? Well, he's supposed to be the mayor. He's supposed to run, shotgun, but he don't. Of course, I run it. Right, dancer? I guess that's about right, Eddie. You guess that's about right. Sounds like you need another dancing lesson, dancer. Oh, Eddie, why don't you put that gun away? Eddie! Over here, Ima. Come on, back inside. I'm just going to give the mayor another lesson. Not again. Now, you stay out of this. Uh, thanks anyway, Irma. You see, Dr. Jones is this way. I play a little tune here on the six gun. If the mayor don't dance to the tune I play, he's out a pair of boots. Whatever happens to be in him.  Dance, mayor! Careful, Eddie, careful! Eddie! I guess I'll do it. Hey, Eddie. Eddie, uh, that's a beautiful gun you got there. We don't see many of those in St. Louis. I don't suppose I could take a look at it, huh? Why not? Me and this old sick shooter might be throwing a little business your way. If dance to here slows down. Eh, you don't mind me taking the bullets out. Oh, no, not at all. Oh, by the way, I'm a dentist, not a doctor of medicine. A dentist? Irma looks like this is my lucky day. I've been needing a dentist bad. The gun, Eddie? Oh, oh, sure. Here you are, Doc. Oh, I thought it'd be much heavier. Here, mayor, let me get the heft of yours. It's loaded, isn't it? Well, yeah, but, uh... Yep, his honors is heavier. His honor? Yeah! Hey, Doc. What's where you're pointing this thing? I know where I'm pointing it. I don't like bullies. Ha! How do you like that? You're as good as dead, Eddie. I thought you said you never handled a gun. I didn't say that. What I said was, we don't see many in St. Louis. I saw plenty of them at Shiloh. Enough to know how to use them. Eh, you, uh... You're figuring on using the mayor's gun on me? Not unless I have to. I saw you threaten the life of the mayor.  Peace officer? That's a laugh.  Well, we haven't got one, Doc. You haven't got one? If it were up to me, you saw it, Doc. Eddie runs the town. I don't. It'd be worth more than my life to send away for a marshal or hire a peace officer. Yeah, well, it looks like you'll have to shoot me, Doc. Believe me, Doc. There's no other way. Hi, Ed. Well, it was different than it was at Shiloh. Hey, Doc. It was harder to shoot a man in cold blood who takes a little more stomach than you got. Almost. Hey, what are you doing? Just pulling back the hammer. Watch it, son. That thing's got a hair trigger. He's gonna shoot. He wouldn't dare.  I don't think I will. Not at this range, anyway. That's kind of funny. Look. Now, look. Wait a minute. Don't shoot, Doc. Can you think of any reason why I shouldn't?  Wait a minute, son. He's mean, and maybe the world would be a whole lot better off without him, but it just ain't your business to be judge and executioner. You'd never be able to look yourself in the face again. He's right about one thing. It's not the same as in war. Yeah. Guess you were right, Ed. This is your lucky day. You can go now. Doc, I think you're making a big mistake. He'll be gunning for you now. You were right about that, weren't you? Get going before I change my mind. Yeah. Coming in, ma'am? No thanks. See you later. You better keep that gun in your hand, Doc, because you're gonna need it. You should have shot him. I never intended to shoot him. City boy, there's an unwritten law in these parts. You never point a gun at anybody unless you intend to use it. Here, you take it, Mayor. You'd better hold on to it. Well, it won't do any good sitting around here. Let's go over to my office. How about getting out of town? I mean, Dirty Eddie couldn't fall you to any town that's got a decent sheriff's hoodie. He'd get hung on the spot. I don't like the idea of running. Wouldn't do any good, anyhow. But, Doc, if you don't, you... But Ed just said one of his boys. Yeah, I guess that's right. I had such big plans, too.  Your wife? He's gonna have a widow. Sad. So sad. I could have done it, too. I'm really a pretty good dentist. I was doing fine in St. Louis.  Asthma. Huh? Wheezy lungs. I meant to help. Looks like I bought everybody trouble. Well, don't think I don't appreciate the thought behind it, but next time maybe you'll know better than to go pulling mountain lions by the tail. Next time maybe you'll just be a dentist and leave the gun slinging to the gun slingers. A dentist? Hey, that's right. It's funny, you know. What's funny? If there's anybody in town who really needs a dentist, it's dirty eddy. You've got a funny idea of funny. Well, I was only thinking that... that it's kind of a shame he hasn't got a toothache. Just... Well, what's the matter?  I mean, could you pull a tooth and like that? Sure, but... Mayor, could the doc use your office to work in? Of course he could. What are you thinking? I'm thinking I got a way to keep the doc alive. Now, wait a minute. Well, weren't you on his side? Doc, I sing in a saloon. Dirty eddy lives in one. That's all we got in common. I talk to him and I help him spend his money and rounds for the boys because that's my job. But as for me being his friend, he's nobody's friend. I'm warning you. Now, quit talking about teeth. You know what happens when something's wrong with you and you keep thinking about it. But eddy, I was only... Yeah, I know, I know. You want me to see that there dentist. I'll see him all right and when I see... Oh, eddy, your glass is empty. I'll get you another. You just wait a minute. Don't give me any more about taking it easy on him. If you can't talk about something else, just don't talk about it. All right! If that's the way you want it, eddy. That's the way I want it. Jimmy. Another one for eddy, Irma. No, wait a minute. Jimmy, I want you to fill this glass with some of that syrup. Maple syrup? Mm-hmm. You mean like we serve on a flapjack in the morning? That's right. What's it for? A joke? That's right. On who? Eddy. Eddy. Dirty eddy? Oh, hey, you're trying to get me shot. You know what'll happen when all that sugar hits those teeth of his? Why don't you go right through the ceiling? If he asks, I'll say it was my fault. Come on, Jimmy. Oh, Irma. For me? I hope you know what you're doing. Give me the glass. Hey, Irma, what's keeping you? Hurry, Jimmy. All right. There you are. I hope you know what you're doing. I do. Thanks. There you are, Eddie. About time. And I promise you, Eddie, I'll never say another word about you going to see that dentist. I'll drink to that. Here goes nothing. A little wider. Wider. A little sensitive, is it?  What do you think? Think you're being smart, do you? I thought we'd found one we could save. One? That's the worst collection of teeth I ever saw. Oh, now wait a minute. You're going to have to get somebody to pull them. Well, you can go now. Hold on. What do you mean go? Why don't you pull them?  With you holding a gun in your lap? No deal. You're tough. Maybe you can get some friends of yours if you've got any friends to pry them out with a rusty nail. What do you want me to do? Give me the gun. Here, take it. But I want it back. Any other one you took? There was $30 each. I'll just put it in the store for safe keeping. Now, how do you want me to do it? It's pretty hard on you having teeth pulled, you know. Might not believe this dirty, Eddie, but... You take it easy on that dirty. Well, I know lumberjacks who are afraid to have more than one tooth pulled at a time. Oh, well then, maybe I... But a couple of weeks before I left St. Louis, a little old lady, must have been 90 years old, came to me. Had them all out at the same time, said hardly heard at all. Now, how do you want it? Well, still I should be... Funny sometimes how women can stand pain better than some men. Now, how'd you say you want it? All at one time. All right.  You have to put this retainer in it to keep your mouth open. Hope you don't mind. Wider. That's fine. I guess we'll take that one first. That one. Funny, though, about that little old lady. I think she'd wait another two weeks. Those teeth would have fallen out. See if you can open a little wider, huh? I swear, that's the way they say it happened.  Yes, he'd just like that.  And said he was driving. He got laughing so hard he couldn't even lift the box. He got his self-wing for it, and his horses bolted. But, oh, he was still laughing when he drove up to the office.  Oh, pardon me.  I really shouldn't be saying this. I mean, the poor mangy old thing can't help it. But I had a hard enough time keeping a straight face when he asked me to sing Sweet Sally from Wyoming. Then, then when he stood up after the number, right there next to the stage and tried to whistle, I couldn't control it. None of the girls could. We roared. If some of the boys hadn't grabbed him, he'd shot us all. He was a fury. Oh, God, sir. You've got him in store teeth, doc. I haven't laughed so hard since the last medicine show was in town with those two minstrels. Did you hear the latest? Thought Josh might have told you. He went into Hickins' general store and waited around for it to empty out. But after about a half an hour, it still hadn't emptied so. Bold as can be, he asked for Hickins to run him a couple of plugs of tobacco through the sausage grinder. Speak of the devil. All right, doc. This is a showdown. Put away the gun, Eddie. The doc and I got a squatter settle, haven't we, doc? I don't know, Ed, have we?  That laughing the heads off and you know it. I'm sorry, Ed. I didn't do it on purpose. You got any complaints about the work I did on you? You think I pulled any teeth that didn't need it? Well, no, I don't think you'd do that. Then did I do you a good turn or didn't I? Well, as far as the teeth are concerned, I guess you did, doc. Then what's all the rumours about?  I told him a long time ago to look out for me. Doc, you should have shot me when you had the chance. You made a mistake. I won't let it happen again. Well, it sure strikes me just about the height of ingratitude.  Ed, that gun you're holding on me kind of looks like the first one I took away from you. No, it's different. Now, you keep your distance, doc. I said I want you to keep your distance. Sure, I'll keep my distance. Doc, you did it again. We're going to catch it. They got away. Sure did, doc. Yep. You'll figure you're a densest three. It'll keep you busy full-time here in the shotgun. Nope. That's what I figured. Doc, this here town needs a sheriff. Want the job? Sheriff? Well, yeah, I do. You got it. Aren't you going to swear me in? Oh, yeah, yeah, I guess so. Raise your right hand. Oh. Sir, what'd you do there? I think I broke a bone in it when I hit Eddie. Think you can fix it? I think so. Well then, raise your left hand. Now, do you swear? Swear what? Oh, you know. Uphold the law and all that. Oh, sure I do, I do. All right then, Sheriff. After you fix that hand, go apprehend that man. And here's a clue. I picked up off the floor. Clue? In two pieces. And so, Mrs. Jones, this letter is to inform you that your poor husband has broken his hand. And since he is still trying to apprehend dirty Eddie, we don't know whether it is any better or not. The members of the city council have voted. The sheriff, a house, and I expected he'd be happy to find you in it when he gets back. By the way, his asthma is fine. It's good that you included that. In the package I am sending with this letter, you will find three Colt 45 revolvers which were confiscated by your husband in the line of duty. The sale of them should more than pay for your passage. We are all looking forward to meeting you. Yours truly, A.J. Philstip, Mayor of Shotgun. This is Natalie Wood again. You've probably heard the quotation by Charles Dickens. In love of home, the love of country had its birth. It's very true, and it's true, too, that no nation can really be stronger than the homes which make it up. It's for this reason primarily that many cities in the United States have marriage counseling services or other city-sponsored family relations clinics. The federal and city governments both realize that happy, peaceful communities cannot be made up of anything but happy, peaceful homes. In Los Angeles, for example, couples applying for marriage licenses are handed a little 11-page booklet prepared by the Los Angeles County Board of Supervisors. It's called Steps to Happiness in Your Marriage, and it's full of information a newly married couple would find very useful. Some friends of mine applied for a license the other day, knowing I was going to be on family theater. They thought I might like to pass on to you some of the information which would apply to both newlyweds and those who've been married a long time. There are two little paragraphs in the booklet I'd like to read to you. The first one, the right kind of teamwork keeps reaching out for more and more deeply shared experiences. It is a pity if a couple enjoying marriage shut themselves out from the intimacy of praying together. Every morning at the breakfast table, for example, they might bow their heads and thank the giver of life for their privileges, for their chance to understand each other, and for the opportunity God gives them to let truth, beauty, and goodness shine through their home into the world. The booklet ends with this paragraph. Successful marriages are those in which husband and wife plan together, work together, play together, sacrifice together, succeed together, raise their children together, and worship God together. This mutuality of interests must be physical, mental, moral, and spiritual. When people are happily married, they travel all roads together. That's what we mean when we say each week on Family Theater. The family that prays together stays together.  Wood, Family Theater has brought you transcribed The End of Dirty Eddie starring Wallace Ford and William Campbell. Natalie Wood was your hostess. Others in our cast were John Larch, Jean Bates, and Ralph Moody. The script was written and directed for Family Theater by Robert Hewell Solomon with music composed and conducted by Harry Zimmerman. This series of Family Theater broadcasts is made possible by the thousands of you who feel the need for this type of program. By the mutual network which has responded to this need, and by the hundreds of stars of stage screen and radio who give so unselfishly their time and talent to appear on our Family Theater stage.  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Now, as gunshots echo across the windswept snow-covered reaches of the wild northwest, Quakerpuff wheat and Quakerpuff rice, the breakfast cereal shot from guns, present the challenge of the Yukon. It's Yukon King, swiftest and strongest lead dog of the northwest, blazing the trail for Sergeant Preston of the northwest mounted police, in his relentless pursuit of lawbreakers. On King, on you askers. Gold, gold discovered in the Yukon, a stampede to the Klondike in the wild race for riches. Back to the days of the gold rush, with Quakerpuff wheat and Quakerpuff rice, bringing you the adventures of Sergeant Preston and his wonder dog Yukon King, as they meet the challenge of the Yukon. Is it a birthday party? No, it isn't. Is it a luncheon party? No, it isn't. Is it a dinner party? No, it isn't. It's a breakfast party. Yes, it's a party every time you have rich, thick, yellow cream and fruit on a heaping bowl full of delicious Quakerpuff rice or Quakerpuff wheat. Try it. 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Yes, Mrs. Carson. He was wearing furs at the time he was killed. His dress uniform was in his pack, which was taken. My Joe looked so handsome in that uniform. Pop and I were mighty proud of him, Sergeant Preston. You had a reason to be proud of him. Have you any idea who killed him, Sergeant? Only a faint clue. His service pistol was pawned in Whitehorse a few days after King and I found his body. Do you know who pawned it? I got a description of the man from the pawn-burger. He tallies with the description of a cook named Ed Bixby. He's wanted for several offenses. We've had posters out for him a long time. Here's one of them with his picture. You'll see it. He looks like a criminal. He's dangerous. It's my guess your son tried to arrest him. Bixby killed him. But the guns are only clue to that. Sergeant Preston, Mom and I appreciate you coming all the way from Dawson to bring us Joe's things. We've always been glad to see you and King, but now... Well, it means more than ever to Pop and me. We'll be lonely now that Joe's gone. Couldn't you stay overnight with this Sergeant? Why, I had planned to go on to Copper Gulch and got there in time for supper. You could leave early in the morning instead. Well, of course, if you have important business to take care of, we don't want him... No, it's routine patrol. Nothing pressing. Then you will stay. See there? King's making you stay. How about it, King? Looks like King's made up his mind, so I guess we'll stay for the night. Fine. Shortly before darkness fell, three men made camp on Skeleton Creek, less than three miles from the cabin of the Carson's. Ed Bixby, the leader of the trio, checked over their dwindling supplies. We're low on everything. A couple of us should go into Copper Gulch tonight and stock up. I could use a haircut, too.  How about it, Hank? I'll keep camp. You two go on into town.  You're right about that. Pete, you better go along alone. I'll come in later. I might arouse suspicion if we're seen together. Okay, I'll shove along first. You have to get your haircut by the ammunition and a couple of sacks of flour. I'll get the rest of the supply. Good. I'll meet you on the trail a mile or so out of town. Be seeing you, Bixby. The trading post in Copper Gulch was operated by a woman known as Yukon Mary. She was alone in her store when Ed Bixby entered and gave her a list of supplies he wanted to buy. I guess that's all I'll need, ma'am. Sit down by the stove and warm yourself while I get him together, mister. All right. As Yukon Mary collected supplies, she kept looking at her customer, wondering where she had seen him before. She was almost through when she saw him studying the police poster tacked to the wall. Then she reached under the counter and brought forth a six gun she kept hidden there for protection. As she did, the customer got up from his chair and turned to face it. I think I'll go get my haircut. I'll be back in half an hour to pick up the supplies. You're not going anywhere, mister.  Hey, what's the idea of pulling a gun on me? I thought I recognized you, Bixby. Now don't make a move unless you want to get hurt. Why, you... Hey, cut that out. Can you really wing me? I'll do worse than that next time. That was just a warning. Next time, I'll shoot for keeps. Hey, hey, what's the shooting about?  Who is he? Take a look at that poster on the wall. Ed Bixby. Yep, that's who he is. I thought I'd recognized him when he came in here. Attracted by the shot fired by Yukon Merry, more and more men crowded into the small trading post. And among them, Ed Bixby saw his friend, Pete Bell, but no sign of recognition passed between them. We'll get word to the mounted police in Dawson that we captured this critter. Now, who will volunteer to go to Elk Station tonight and send him telegram? Just a minute, ma'am. What's that, mister? There's no need to go to Elk Station to send a wire. Why not? It's the nearest telegraph station. Today, I ran into a Mountie. He's on patrol of this way. I think I can find him. That'd save a lot of time, and it'd save some Mountie a special trip all the way from Dawson. You folks just hang on to this critter. I'll go get the Mountie and have him here in no time. All right, you hurry. Pete Bell hurried out of town and went directly to the camp where he joined Hank Dover. Hank knew by Pete's manner that something had happened. Plenty happened, Hank. Bixby's in a lot of trouble. Bixby? Yeah. Come, find out how'd he get into trouble. Start a scrap or something? No, nothing like that, Hank. It wasn't his fault. It's that Yukon Mary. Is it a trading post? Yeah, we ought to do something about her. But first, we gotta do something about Ed Bixby. He went into the store to buy something. Yeah, yeah, I know all that. What happened to him? Yukon Mary saw Ed studying the police poster on the wall. She put two and two together and figured out who he was. Then what? Before she said anything, she got hold of a gun. She didn't shoot it. She fired one shot for a warning. She showed that she could handle a six-gun, so Ed figured it'd be suicide to resist. You need to say Ed is under arrest. That's right. It's all right, Hank. We can help him. Now, listen. Yukon Mary wanted someone to go to Elk Station and send a telegram for a Mountie. But I told her it wasn't necessary. I told her I thought I could find a Mountie I'd seen in these parts. I figured you could pose as the Mountie. I see. We've got the uniform and handcuffs we took from the constable we drag off. The uniform will fit you. Get it on. So I'm to go into town posing as a Mountie. That should be downright interesting. It was almost daybreak before Hank Dover retired in the red coat and broad brim Stetson of a constable of Mounted Police arrived at the trading post in Copper Gulch. No one thought to question him. It's sure lucky you happen to be in the neighborhood constable. Yes, it was. I was just about to head for Dawson. Bixby's a tough customer. Some of the boys will go along if you need them. That won't be necessary, ma'am. I have handled tougher criminals than Ed Bixby. You'd better handcuff him. He's tricky. I will. Put out your hands, Bixby. You don't have to handcuff me, Mountie. I'll go along with you, Peter. I'm taking no chances.  Now, ma'am, there's a $1,000 reward for this man. Yes, I know. I'll see that you get it. Get going, Bixby. It's a long trip to Dawson. When the two men got out of sight of the village, Ed Bixby said... You can take these handcuffs off me now, Hank. Safe. Yeah, I guess you're right. I think the key's in a pocket of this uniform. All right, all right. Where is it? It's not in the pockets. You sure you don't have the key? Why would I have it? I thought when you took the cuffs from the constable it was just the key, too. Well, the cuffs were fast into his pack. I didn't see the key when I shot him. The key must be in the pack. You'll have to wear those cuffs till we get back to camp. Oh, fine kettle of fish this is. Meanwhile, Mr. and Mrs. Carson were up early and prepared a hot breakfast for Sergeant Preston before he set out for copper gulls. Well, Mr. Carson, how's trapping this season? Sergeant, he'll be right good, I'd say, except that I've had some bad luck lately. Oh, what kind of bad luck? A big timber wolf has been stalking my trapline. Hmm. He's cost me some of my best pelch. Pops tried to catch him, but he's too smart. Yes, I've laid in wait for him and I've tried to poison him. But he's wise to every move I make to get him. You need a good dog to run him down. Yep. The trapper can't have a dog following along the trapline. Animals would pick up the dog's scent and stay away from the traps. How about taking King today? Show him the trail of that wolf and he'll run him down for you. Oh, I believe King knows what you're saying. Sure he does. He knows everything Sergeant Preston says. Would you mind leaving him with me, Sergeant? How about it, King? Want to stay with Mr. Carson today and help him catch a wolf? There's your answer. King, I'll show you where to pick up his trail. And when Sergeant Preston gets back from copper gulls, we'll have that wolf's hide tack to the cabin door. When Ed Bixby and Hank Dover reached camp, they began a search of the pack taken from Constable Joe Carson when Bixby shot them out of him. Pete Bell, their accomplice, also helped look for the key to the handcuffs. That key's got to be here somewhere, Bixby. But it's not. We've been through that pack three times. The Constable wouldn't have carried handcuffs without a key for him. I know that. We overlooked something when we shot him. What? We didn't go through the closing war. We didn't take his money or anything, you remember? That's right. We didn't. He had the keys on him, not in the pack. Now I'm hooked in the cuffs with no way to get him off. Hey, what's that, a dog barking? I see him yonder. There's a man with him coming over the ridge. Hey, they've already seen us. What do we do? Hack natural. You do the talking, Hank. You're wearing a uniform. But what'll I say? I'll say you've lost your key in the snow somewhere. Ask that man if he has a file so you can cut off the handcuffs. I hope he doesn't get suspicious. With Hank wearing a money uniform, you won't? Maybe you'll wonder what I'm doing here. Well, Hank can say you're going along to help guard me. Sure. Sure, he'll believe it. Here they come. I'll call them. Go ahead. Hi there, Mr. Amp. Good morning, customer. I wonder if you could help me. I've lost the keys to these handcuffs. My prisoner's wrists are starting to swell and I've got to get them off. With two of us to guard him, there's no sense in keeping him handcuffed. That's right. You see, Pop? 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When Sergeant Preston reached Copper Gulch, he hopped in at Yukon Mary's trading post. Morning, Mary. Sergeant Preston, where'd you come from? You look surprised to see me. I thought you'd be in Dawson. I had business up this way, thought I'd make a routine call in Copper Gulch. King's with friends a few miles back on the trail. I sure wish you'd been here last night. Oh, what happened last night? Oh, we had plenty of excitement. I nabbed a fella you're looking for. I told her how she'd captured Ed Bixby and turned him over to a constable. As she talked, she saw Sergeant Preston's jaws tighten and his eyes darkened. Hey, didn't you meet the constable and Bixby on the trail coming here? Mary, you've made a serious mistake. You mean it wasn't Bixby I nabbed? It was Bixby all right, but you didn't turn him over to a constable. Oh, sure I did. He was wearing a uniform. I know that we're a bounce of every officer in the force and no constables anywhere near here. Oh, you must be wrong. How would he have a uniform and handcuffs if it wasn't a mountain? From the descriptions you gave me, I'd say all three men are wanted. The other two are friends of Bixby. Now I begin to understand. The uniform was stolen from constable Joe Carson when he was killed.  I never even thought to question them. That was a natural mistake. Now I'll call in the men of the village and tell them what I did. We'll form a posse and go after those three cooks. No, don't do that, Mary. Why not? We can pick up their trail in the snow. Mary, the mounted police don't operate with posse's. Sergeant, there are three of them. They might be too much for one man. You'll get what Carson did. I don't think so. You say the man wearing the uniform put handcuffs on Bixby. Yep. And Bixby may be in worse trouble than he expected. How do you mean? See these? Keys? Yes. These keys belong to constable Carson. They were in his pocket when King and I found his body. Being police property, I've kept them. Then those crooks don't have the keys to open the cuffs. That's right. The odds against me are reduced. I think I can handle two men without too much difficulty. Oh, of course you can. I'll show them on, Mary. It'll be a pleasure to capture the men who killed Joe Carson. Let me know how things turn out, Sergeant. I shall, Mary. Goodbye. Good luck to you. I hope he's right. But I have a hunch he's heading for plenty of trouble. Miles away, Hank Dover finished his explanation of how he had lost the handcuff keys in the snow. Then he said, With two of us to guard the prisoner, we don't have to keep handcuffed. So I wondered if you'd have a file. I can cut the cuffs off his wrist. Well, I've got a file. I got several of them, in fact, but not with me. Oh, do you live near here? Yes, about a couple of miles back over the ridge. Me and the dog are out after a wolf that's been robbing my traps.  All that won't be necessary, mister. Just tell us where to find the files in your cabin. Sure, no need for you to go along. Well, I reckon that'll be all right. Yes, tell my wife he sent you. She'll get the files for you. Pete, let's get the prisoner moving.  On your feet. I'm coming. You don't have to shove me. Hey, what have you got him for, Constable? He's a claim jumper. Picked him up last night in the Copper Gulls. Come on, old timer. I hope you and your dog get the wolf you're after. Thank you. Those critters can play hob with the trap line.  Let's go. As Hank Dover, Ed Bixby and Pete Bell started to move away, King fell in behind them. He knew something was wrong. The red coat and broad stetson marked Hank Dover as a member of the Mounted Police. But King knew he had never seen him before, and he knew all the Mounties. Not being able to understand the situation, he decided to go along with the man in the uniform. Pop Carson called in. King, come back here. He wants to follow us. Get back, dog.  What? He knows that uniform your friends wear. How does he know my uniform? This is King Sergeant Preston's dog. Didn't you recognize him? Not at first, I didn't, but I do now. I didn't expect to see him with a trapper. Where's Preston now? Well, he went in a couple of gulps, but he'll be back late today. Well, King, let's go after that wolf. Reluctantly, the dog obeyed Pop Carson, though he kept looking back at the three men until they disappeared over the ridge. He was disturbed. Even the air about him seemed to warn him of danger. He tried to understand the situation, the sense of impending danger, but it was instinct rather than reason that cleared the fog of his thoughts. The scent of the uniform was familiar, but it was not the scent of the man who was wearing it. Where had he caught that scent before? Suddenly he remembered. He thought of his friend, Constable Joe Carson, remembered how he and Sergeant Preston had found the young Mountie's body. King frozen his tracks. Oh, King, what in Sunday's matter with you? You're trying to tell me something. Oh, forget it, King. The man he can handle that prisoner. You don't need to help him. Wish I knew what's up such a old fella. I sure do. Pop Carson squatted on his haunches beside King.  King was in no mood for wolf hunting, so Pop decided to turn back to the cabin. All right, King. We won't hunt that wolf today. We'll get back to the cabin. Come along today. Don't you want to go with me? Pop Carson was mystified. When King hesitated to return with him to the cabin, the trapper decided on another course. All right, if you don't want to go to the cabin with me, what do you want? All right, King. You do what you want, understand, boy? Go if you want to. King bounded away, but not in the direction of the cabin. He raced toward Copper Gulch, then a light dawned on the face of the old trapper. Son of a gun, he's heading for Copper Gulch. That means he's going for Sergeant Preston. I reckon I better go back to the cabin and see if I can find out what's upset him. Something's wrong, but I don't know what. Meanwhile, the three outlaws, warned by Pop Carson's disclosure about Sergeant Preston, took stock of their situation as they neared the cabin. Well, there's the cabin. We'll get the files and head out before that money comes back. There we have plenty of time. The trapper said Preston wouldn't be back until late today. Hank, the minute Preston gets to Copper Gulch, you'll learn what happened last night. He won't be fooled like the others were. That's right. Preston might be on our trail right now, for all we know. Maybe, but if that's the case, we'll cut off those cuffs as quick as you can. You'll need two gun hands if we run into Preston. We'll cut off that cuffs at the cabin. Then we'll decide to do what next. When we get there, you do the talking, Hank. Right. A few minutes later, the three arrived at the Carson cabin. After a brief explanation, Mom Carson invited the three men in and provided the file they sought. As Hank Dover filed at the steel bands, Pop Carson came in. Hold it.  Well, it changed my mind about Wolf Hunt today. There's something I want to check on you. What's that?  See, Mom, we... Yes, Pa? Where's that paper, Sergeant Preston's shoulders last night? You mean the poster? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me see it, eh? It's here on the mantle. There you are. Well, let's see. What's the matter, mister? Constable, if you knew who your prisoner he is, you'd leave those cuffs on him. What do you mean? He's not a claim jumper. He's a murderer. Pop, you're right. He's a man who killed my son. He is. He's the one.  Hey, let me hold on for ever, Pete. I've got it. Let's go over. Let's go over. Just a minute, old timer. You keep out of this. Constable. What? It's Preston. I thought those cuffs would give you trouble, Big D. They'll be able to leave them on him. All right, Preston, you win. We won't put up a fight. Stand up, both of you. Get your hands up, political Samuel. There. Now you'll answer some questions. What questions? Did you kill Pop Carson? No, I just slugged him. You can take a look for yourself. He's not badly hurt. For the moment, I'll take you a word that he's alive. Now there's something else. What is it? Where's your friend Pete Bell? We don't know anyone by that name. Oh, yes, you don't. For the more, there were three of you. You would catch him. Good work, Pete. I was afraid he'd look in the kitchen. It's a good thing I gagged the old lady or he would have. Now that he's out, what do we do with him? I'll decide that after Hank gets these cuffs off me. Hurry with that filing, Hank. All right. Then a few minutes, the handcuffs were severed and then Vixby was free again. He turned into Pete Bell, who had been rummaging through Sergeant Preston's pack, which had been lying in the corner of the room. All right, Pete. Now we'll decide what to do with Preston and the old couple. I have an idea, Ed. See these cardboard signs? They're quarantine signs, smallpox. Now, if we put a bullet to the lumb, all we gotta do is tack these smallpox signs on the front and back doors. Pete, you've got something there. Sure, with these signs on the doors, no one will come into this cabin. The bodies won't be found for weeks. Well, then we'll be miles away from here. Pete, you're smart. Tack up the signs and we'll shoot these three. I'll tack one on the front door first. Mary and a posse were right outside the door with King. Pete was knocked off balance by the great dog's charge. The man rushed into the room with guns gone, but no shots were fired. Ed Bixby and his pals were taken completely by surprise. They had no time to bring their guns to bear. They were quickly overpowered. Sergeant Preston and Pop Carson were revived, and Mom was released from her bonds. It was then, under questioning by Sergeant Preston, that Yukon Mary told her story. Sergeant, you told me not to organize a posse, but I went ahead and did anyway. We were about to take out after you and King came to the trading post. He was plenty upset about something when he got there. I decided we'd follow him. It's a good thing you did, Mary. King knew all the time that it was a boy's uniform that Hector was wearing. King and our son were mighty good friends. You couldn't fool King. That's right. And now Ed Bixby and his friends will pay for murdering your son. Good boy, King. Oh, you're the best pal and partner a man ever had, fella. Well, let's go home now, boy. This case is closed. In just a moment, Sergeant Preston will give you a preview of Wednesday's adventure. Fellows and girls, picture yourself up there in the Yukon. Dogs sledding or riding hour after hour, like Sergeant Preston. You'd soon find out that real stamina calls for a nourishing he-man breakfast. 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Hello people of the internet! My name is Johnny and welcome to my Five Nights at Freddy's Help Wanted 2 achievements guide. There's a whopping 37 achievements in the latest installment in the FNAF game. Franchise 36 if you're playing on Steam, which beats the previous record of most achievements in a FNAF game previously set by Security Breach with 29. There's going to be timestamps on the video in case you need to skip around and find just one specific achievement that you're missing. Also if you're a viewing plusher I've sorted this through the categories that we get to play through Help Wanted 2. Those are the backstage, the fazcade, staff-only, food prep, ticket booths, sister location, and then a miscellaneous category. That category features achievements in the hub, the endings, collecting everything in the game, but now that you know how the video's structured let's not waste any more time because there's a lot of achievements to get. Starting off with backstage, our first category. Inside of the arts and crafts minigame featuring the daycare attendant, off to your right hand side you're gonna spot a can of glue.  Next up let's go to the staff makeover minigame. And to get this next achievement the Monty understudy ignore the instructions on the monitor, get the dark green color and apply that to both eyes, the cheeks, the lips. And this next part might take a few resets but you need to find Monty's star glasses and his red mohawk and put them on the staff bot. And upon doing that you'll get the Monty understudy achievement. Skipping over to the hard mode for the backstage. The nobody likes a loser achievement is pretty straightforward. All that requires is you beating the Roxanne repair minigame. It's not easy is the next achievement. For this one you're gonna want to go into the three makeup minigames. That's the staff bot makeover, the roxy makeover, and the shattered roxy makeover repair. And in each of those minigames once again take that dark green makeup and apply that to the eyes, the cheeks, the lips. And once you apply the makeup you can back out of the minigame so you don't necessarily have to complete it. But upon doing that to all three characters you'll get the it's not easy achievement. Moving on now to the fazcade going into the bonkabon level. I'd recommend doing this before you start the minigame but you're gonna want to reach out and smash eight lightbulbs on the arcade machine. That's going to give you the lights out achievement and once again that is eight lightbulbs. You can also do this in phaserblast if you want by shooting the lightbulbs on the sign. But sticking with bonkabon on round one if you only hit healthy that's going to give you the snap achievement. So basically do the opposite of what the minigame wants you to do. Ignore bonbon, ignore bonnet, only hit healthy when he shows up. The final achievement for bonkabon is seeing red. To get this achievement you have to complete all three rounds of bonkabon by only using one mallet. To make this easy I recommend just holding only one of your controllers throw the other one well don't throw it aside but you know put it off to the side so you're not using it. Take your time get as many points as you can in the earlier rounds that's really going to help you out in those later rounds. And once you've beaten all three rounds using only one mallet one hand that's going to give you that achievement. Moving on now to phaserblast in the fazcade section.  That's going to get you the heckle the heckler achievement. There are a few bonus requirements for this achievement number one the game has to start. So once you shoot those initial targets to start up the minigame that's when you can get this achievement. And I've also learned that this works better in later nights where you have both the balls and the phaserblast that you can use against carney.  This one's pretty straightforward. All you got to do is hit 20 targets with your ball. Don't worry if you don't get 20 targets in one phaserblast minigame this just applies for your total playtime in the phaserblast section.  They had it coming as the next achievement and this one's pretty similar to bullseye though this time you have to shoot the plush babies. You have to hit 25 plush babies so this one's definitely going to take a few games of phaserblast to get. Finally for the fazcade we've got gobble gobble. Now this one's pretty tough. This achievement's going to be found in the bonnie bull minigame and to get it you gotta bowl a turkey which in bowling terms means you have to get three strikes in a row. Bowling's already pretty tough but doing it in VR is definitely a bit of a struggle. My advice is just take your time try and keep your line of sight straight. I honestly found throwing the ball or at least bowling pretty quickly when you throw your hand. The best way to guarantee a straight line down the middle so don't worry if this one takes you a bit of time it is definitely a very tough achievement to get but also it feels good when to get that turkey. Moving on now to staff only. Our first achievement here is going to be taking candy from a baby which you can get in any of the first aid minigame and after fixing up helpy three times when the carnival nurse says to give helpy a candy you can actually take one for yourself and eat it. This will give you the taking candy from a baby achievement though be warned helpy will start crying when you do this so if you're on some of those harder nights with lefty or scrap baby definitely have the gas mask ready because they will come across and sticking with first aid let's now move on to the you never know until you try to achievement. Once you get a task that requires you to take apart or disassemble helpy in some way if you take that part of helpy and throw it at either pig patch or scrap baby or lefty anyone in the vent that's going to give you that you never know until you try to achievement. This one might take a few resets of the first aid minigame because the tasks you get to fix up helpy are completely random and speaking of random minigames health and safety requires you to do every single task to fix up our boy helpy there's really no way around this just keep on playing those first aid minigames eventually you'll go through all the tasks next up we got the fizzy fast section of minigames and this is where it starts to get pretty tough the bonus revenue achievement is very easy to do on night one of fizzy fast however all this requires you to do is complete the night without wasting any ingredients without sending any cups to the trash like i said i very much recommend doing this on night one that's where things are very simple the ingredients are very straightforward it's very difficult to waste ingredients if i'm being honest everyone's favorite boss is up next and that's going to be you pretty soon in any of the fizzy fast minigames you got to give each ingredient bought a break by pressing the pause button once again this is an achievement that you'll likely get just playing through the games normally especially on those later fizzy fast nights where everything super chaotic and everyone needs a break the last achievement in fizzy fast is the graveyard shift achievement grab your cup and fill it with every single ingredient except for salt instead in front of you on your desk is going to be a Sodoroni can take that pour that into the mix and that's going to give you that graveyard shift achievement this is most likely going to be done on later nights as well especially because it's pretty much required to get the secret ending here and help one or two but moving on now to the food prep minigames starting off in L chips take out your sauce gun and instead of shooting your ingredients onto the food instead shoot it onto the faces of your customers that's going to give you the food fight achievement the five second rule achievement is up next and you can probably guess what this one wants you to do in any of the food prep minigames if you drop something on the floor and then casually just give it back to the customer it's as if nothing happens apparently they don't mind eating food that was on the floor lastly for food prep that's right there's only three in food prep go into any of the minigames then just start repeatedly stuffing your face with infinite food i personally picked the beans in L chips might not be the best idea looking back on it but after admittedly quite a long time of just eating infinite food you're going to get the all you can eat achievement if you thought only three achievements and food prep was bad ticket booth only has two first up let's take a trip on foxy's log ride throughout the ride you're going to spot three helpy sign and if you shoot them with your gun they're going to point in the opposite direction as you first saw them in they'll then take you on an alternate path in the log ride that's going to give you the splash zone achievement and moving on now to hard mode in the cinder carousel minigame there's going to be pumpkins around the center of the carousel most notably one off to your right that is the closest pumpkin in the easiest to pick up so once you got the pumpkin in your hand just chuck it at the face of the jackal moon that's going to give you the harvest moon achievement moving on now to sister location starting off in ballora's gallery as you're making your way through the gallery minareas are going to show up in front of your face it seems like most players just move out of the way of the minareas and they don't know that you can actually pick them up and actually if you do that and then chuck them across the room that's going to give you the achievement tiny dancer and it's also just a much easier way to traverse ballora's gallery so if you didn't know you can chuck them out of your way you do now moving on to the breaker room minigame with fun time freddy in this level you're encouraged to use the megaphone on fun time freddy to lure him back to a stage but for the boop achievement you actually don't want to use it for a little bit let fun time freddy get close to you eventually when he gets too close there's going to be an animation of him leaning towards you reach out and boop fun time freddy's nose that's how you get that achievement oh and also immediately after you do that run to grab the megaphone and use it because he will kill you in that instance if you don't lastly for assistive location the cupcake keep away achievement can be accessed in fun time gang this achievement requires you to never give mr cupcake to fun time chica when you enter the minigame the cupcake is going to be on your left hand side which means chica on your cameras is going to be coming from the left side of the map when she gets too close in your hallway on the left hand side of the map move the cupcake over to the right hand side of your desk chica's going to back away make her way all across the map and then approach from the right hand side now and then rinse and repeat if chica's getting too close on the right hand side move the cupcake over to the left to get the achievement just keep up this pattern until 6 am rolls around and also don't forget about fun time freddy and fun time foxy because they are of course still in play during this minigame moving on now to some miscellaneous achievements you can get these in the hub in endings getting all the collectibles for the your time to shine achievement let's start off in the hub after your left you're going to spot the brand new character of mystic hippo teleport over and press the red button on the front of her booth that's going to give you the achievement though there is also another minigame if you want to call it that that you can do with mystic hippo it is exclusive to playstation vr2 and it's kind of really just a tech demo for the eye tracking systems of the headset she'll make you look at a card and then she'll show you the card that you were looking at and then you're like yeah of course that's my card i was looking at it for 15 seconds the liability risk achievement is one that you'll again most likely get throughout playing the entire game all you have to do is get jump scared after failing to complete any minigame open your eyes is another achievement you'll get just by playing the game normally eventually after you keep completing minigames you'll gain access to the faz wrench grab a hold of your faz wrench go over to the right hand side with the locked door shove the faz wrench into the puzzle panel complete the puzzle that's going to open that locked door now inside you'll find the princess quest for an arcade machine and right next to it there's going to be an ar inhibitor grab the handle pull it all the way down put your hand up to your head remove your mask with the trigger button that's going to give you the open your eyes achievement and that's also going to give you access to hard mode gg y is up next the description states beat all high scores but a lot of people are just going to get this achievement again as you play through the game as i was getting footage for this video i got the achievement after beating foxy's log ride batteries not included is going to require you to open up all of the faz force toys so throughout your time playing the game on the show stage in front of you you're going to find a prize box finding that open you're going to find one out of six faz force toys put the figure on the stands to your left and then keep completing minigames or if you've already completed all of them just keep resetting the hub they're going to refresh and once you've collected all six of the figures freddy bonnie cheeka foxy golden freddy and the puppet they're all going to merge into one a giant prize box appears on the show stage you're going to want to unbox that that's going to give you the main ending to help wanted to and after you watch the cutscenes and go through the credits then you'll get the batteries not included achievement the remember germy achievement has a lot of steps so throughout your time playing the game mystic hippo is going to awake and give you a message and with each message a brand new graffiti is going to show up somewhere in the hub the messages include a graffiti of belora the phaser blast rocket ship surrounded by tentacles a message that spells out tilt bonkabon backwards help you with blue stars around him for cheeka heads going into a trash can and a Sodoroni can in a graveyard each of these hints is going to bring you back to a minigame so with belora if you go back to the puppet master minigame in sister location the drawer in your desk off your left is going to open up if you type in the numbers 1 9 8 3 that's going to give you one of the dolls and that will give you the remember germy achievement though you'll get the achievement anytime you collect a doll but now let's keep getting these memories to get the next achievement consequences the consequences achievement you get after collecting all the dolls getting the secret ending so let's go through how do you get all of the dolls well i just explained one the belora graffiti go into the puppet master minigame type in 1 9 8 3 in that drawer panel next let's get the Sodoroni in the graveyard achievement this you have to go to night three specifically a fizzy faz fill up your cup with every ingredient besides salt and pour in that Sodoroni drink that's on your desk next you're going to want to put the place in lockdown put the cup in the depositor and then send it on its way and that's how you get another one of the dolls for the bonkabon graffiti go into the hard mode for bonkabon and once you get to the fourth bonus round there's going to be a tilt message on the screen that'll open up the arcade machine and you're going to get four numbers you have to put in order though just like the graffiti put these numbers in reverse and that is how you get another one of the dolls for the chica bin graffiti in the kitchen go into the fazbear theater and collect all four of chica's food items this includes the chica chug the chica chuggy the chica lemon bar in the chica chowder down to your left there's going to be a trash bin throw all four of those items into the bin and that's how you get the chica doll for the helpy graffiti with the blue star is going to foxy's pirate ride and the first time you see helpy shoot him so you take that first alternate path stay on the lookout on that alternate path you're going to find a faded blue star shoot that star it's going to light up eventually you're going to find the second helpy sign shoot that once again so you take another alternate path rinse and repeat look at my footage you can see exactly where the faded star is that you have to shoot once you've shot that star move on now to the third and final helpy sign this one's going to go by very quick over your head quite literally so don't miss it and once you get to that straight shot in the third and final alternate path that blue star is going to be off to your right so once you've gone through all three of the alternate paths you've made sure you've shot the three blue stars once you reach the end there's a fourth and final blue star on the center of the cake shoot that and that is finally going to take you to the foxy doll lastly the rocket with the puppet tentacles this one is very complex even more so than the foxy log ride so I saved this one for last for this one go into the very first phaser blast level and about midway through the level when you start to see the head of laws hacks and the glam rock animatronics are floating by in space keep an eye on the left side of the shooting gallery because a rocket is going to fly from the left hand side to the right and it's going to fly super fast but you've got to hit it with your phaser gun when you hit it it's going to fly around it's going to fly out of the gallery and knock down a board near dreadbear once you've done that move on to the second phaser blast game this is the one with the western theme in that section where you're on the train there's going to be white targets you can shoot with your phaser blaster to open up the curtains on the train and also throw some balls to knock down those targets because they are going to get in your way a lot in this game keep an eye out for the rocket in this section once again it's going to go from the left hand side to the right it's going to appear behind the train once you do hit it it's going to knock down a hay bale above you it's going to fall in front of your face once that is done move on now to the fnaf one themed phaser blast game when you're in the office section fending off against the fnaf one animatronic the rocket shows up for a third and final time it's going to fly from the bottom of the screen to the top of the screen right in the middle once again throw some balls at those targets get them out of your way make sure you have the clearest shot possible once you shoot the rocket for the third time that's going to knock down a barrel once you have the barrel the hay bale and the plank knocked down move on now to the fnaf two themed phaser blast level there's going to be several fnaf two animatronics that appear on your cameras if you see withered foxy in the parts and service area use your phaser blaster shoot the camera to turn on the hallway light and then throw the balls at the targets that make up withered foxy to knock him down if you see toy freddy in the game area he's going to enter your office use the phaser blaster to shoot the mask button to put on your mask there are also going to be animatronics in your left and right vent balloon boy withered bonnie toy chica toy bonnie mangle when you see them on your vent camera turn to your left turn to your right turn on the light use your dart gun to shoot the balloons that make up the characters you don't have to get every balloon just the majority of them so once you've dealt with all of those characters like i said there's five in the vents withered foxy in parts and service toy freddy in the game area and you've also made sure to keep the music box wound up and you're also defending yourself against the plush babies after you've done all of that a fire is going to start in the carnival area that is going to burn the entire place to ruin and that will also unlock you the secret fnaf three themed phaser blast level the final level in the entire game in this level not only are the plush babies back so you got to defend yourself against them spring trap is also on the loose you got to throw your balls at spring trap those will knock down his armor and then use the dark end to shoot the intestine balloons that make up him after you've done all of that he'll give you the final doll you need to unlock the secret ending so now after you've collected the freddy bonnie chica foxy golden freddy and puppet doll go over to mystic hippo's booth get the glitched coin that she has in front of her take that over to princess quest four play through it to completion eventually you'll be greeted by the old man he's gonna send you to the secret ending with vanny and upon watching that cutscene going through the credits that is when you will finally get the consequences achievement i hope it was worth it we're actually not done with princess quest four though because there is a secret achievement called lost luggage you can get in the game once you arrive to the gravestones with all the dolls you've collected throughout this crazy journey light up the lanterns in this order chica first then foxy then freddy fourth is bonnie then golden freddy and lastly the puppet that is going to open up the floor in front of you that is going to give you the secret lost luggage achievement featuring the bonnie mask and our final achievement is your hire which you should get after completing all of the minigames keep in mind this does include princess quest four and also that secret finaf three phaser blast minigame that we talked about in the consequences achievement guide that's going to be the 36th achievement and if you're on playstation once you get that you're going to get the 37th achievement shift complete which you get for completing all other achievements for some reason it's not on steam which is kind of strange i somehow forgot to mention two achievements during the initial recording so let me cover those real quick the picture day achievement can be obtained by capturing a photo of three endoskeletons in one flash in the endo warehouse minigame and the hoarder achievement is granted once every prize has been obtained from the prize machine after completing any minigame there's a total of 85 prizes so this will definitely take you a while to grind out i found moons carousel or frity's cold storage to be the easiest and fastest minigame so i definitely recommend speedrunning those two games to complete this achievement but there you have it that is all the achievements and how to unlock them in finaf help wanted two hopefully this guide helped if you got stuck i wish you all the best in 100 completing this game thank you all so much for watching this video i hope you guys are enjoying help wanted two i absolutely adore the game i'd love to know what your thoughts on the title in the comments down below but i will see you all on the flip side goodbye