The Great Gilder Sleeve, the Great Gilder Sleeve starring Harold Perry. In the modest hall of the Great Gilder Sleeve, there occurs a phenomenon peculiar to male youth. It is marked by the gentle pattering of feet. A small voice at the kitchen door, and a delicate hint of his wishes. Well, there's something to do this morning, Lee. Skids are nature's own handymen, my boy. They're beautiful.  Morning, Mr. Gilder Sleeve. I had to walk clear out to the curb this morning to get the paper again. Oh, that's too bad for you. Count-founded paper boys can't see beyond the end of their handlebars. Where is the paper? Under the elbow. Oh, yes. Bertie, I think I'll have some scrambled eggs and ham, with a side order of scrambled eggs and chicken and rice. Coming up, Mr. Gilder. Yes, sir. Let's have a comment, son. Lee Roy. Oh, please. Comments. You should read a paper by looking at page one first. The big news. Okay, let's see page one, please. I'm reading it. Here's a comment page. Well, let's see what's happening in the outside world. Oh, man, Piggy, we're gonna... Piggy and I, Lee Roy. Us guys, we're gonna play football this morning. Later, Lee Roy. First things first, my boy. See here, man bites wife, dog, and fit of jealous rage. Apologize. Wonder who he apologized to. Piggy's got a brand new football on, and all the guys are gonna play this morning. Lee Roy, you know you have your duties around the house. You can play this afternoon. But by this afternoon, the ball will be all dirty. Lee Roy, if you'll be quiet a minute, I can get the paper back. You ought to call the paper up and complain about that boy throwing our paper in the gutter. All right. I called them three times, but they don't pay no attention. I think you ought to call them, Mr. Gilson. All right, Birdie, I will. I think you ought to call them you being the water commissioner and all. They keep hiding it in the gutter. How can anybody read the paper? Yeah, Birdie, how can anybody read the paper? How about my breakfast? Coming up, Mr. Gilson, I'm not one for complaining. You know, maybe a man can read the paper in his own home. Water commissioner faces possible jail sentence. Poor fellow problem. Oh, water commissioner? Uncle, if that wasn't gonna be playing football this morning. Oh, Springfield water commissioner. I didn't think it was me. Emerson Brunker, Springfield water commissioner, today faced a possible fine of $10,000 for 10 years in prisonment, or both. Or malfeasance in office. I could write the lease this afternoon, huh? Yeah, all right, Leroy. An audit disclosed a shortage in Brunker's department of $5.52. Hmm, probably betting on the races. Or tomorrow, maybe, huh? Yes, yes, Leroy. If Brunker says... Please, don't talk to us. Leroy? Leroy? Confound that boy. That was deliberate malfeasance. I'll have to ask Judge Hooker what malfeasance means. Well, good morning, Marjorie. Well, you look so different today. Sit down and have some breakfast, my dear. Did you sleep well? Just fine, auntie. Please, Burley. Oh, what's in the paper this morning, auntie? Same old thing. Trouble. Springfield water commissioner is about to get the works. That wasn't intentional, my dear. It just came to me. That, I believe. Well, it's Brunker. He's the commissioner in Springfield. The accounts were short $5.52. Obviously, the man is incompetent. I was just about to read his statement. Let's see here. Auntie, hold the paper up a little more, will you? What?  By George, I'm going to work where I can read this paper in peace.  Commissioner is a regular ogre.  Especially ones from Savannah, Georgia. There's no place sitting here, can we? Did you say you wanted to pay your water bill, Lila? Well, the Summerfield Water Department has just this very day. Inaugurated a new service. It has? Oh, it certainly has. We now collect payments in the water commissioner's car. What? But only from our favorite customer. Oh, it's Rockmore, and you're sweet. Am I really, Lila? Oh, you certainly are. Here, now, I have the bill and the money in this envelope, and I'll put it in the breast pocket of your coat. Take a look. Now, do you know where it is? Sure, it's in my breast pocket. Rockmorten. What's the matter? It's right over your heart. Oh. Yo, yo, yo.  Forget. They don't call me elephant boy for nothing, you know. Well, yes, but... First thing. Oh, I'm sorry, Rockmorten. Quite all right, Lila. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be...  Let's forget it, Lila. Rockmorten, I wanted you to come to a little tea party this afternoon. I just happened to be stopped, that's all. Oh, now, let's not talk about it anymore. All right. You won't be busy this afternoon. You know, some men are born with four thumbs. Especially handsome ones. Oh, boy. What time is your tea party, Lila? Oh, any time. I thought it would be nice if I started having afternoon teas. Just intimate little affair. Sounds like a great idea. Great. I thought we'd sit around and drink tea and I'd bake cookies. Would you like that, Rockmorten?  And afterwards, we could sort of rest on the sofa and discuss things. Sounds real cozy. Just you and the judge and I. Judge Hooker? What's he doing at our party? I'm part of it. Shhh. Why, Rockmorten Horace is your best friend. And besides, he said he can't stay long. Oh, well, in that case. Then I'll expect you the minute to get through with it. I might even fudge a little. Oh, I hope so. And hadn't we better be on our way? On our way? If I'm going to bake cookies, I have to hurry to town and pay my water bills. Well, I thought I was going to do that for you. Oh, Rockmorten, whatever makes me so giddy. I'd like to think it was me. Maybe it is. You have such a fine brain, Rockmorten. You never forget a thing, do you? Forget? They don't call me elephant, do I? Never forget. Once there's a place to park, right? Valley kids these days. Did you do it? I don't see your name on it anyplace. First come, first park. Someday, Horace, you'll go too far. That reminds me. I have to go now. See you at Lila's. And just a minute, Horace, old friend. Old friend? What do you say we ditch that tea party? What? You know how these affairs are. A lot of idle chit chat. That doesn't mean a thing. Well, I'm not fond of tea parties, but I promise Lila. Oh, come on. I'll make some excuse to Lila for both of us. I don't know. What are you proposing the way of a substitute? Well, why don't we just the two of us go up to Grass Lake and get a little fishing, huh? The season closes next Wednesday, you know. I don't know, Gilday. Come on, Horace. Just think we could wear our old clothes. You wouldn't even have to change. You would, or you'd scare all the fish away. Very good. What do you say, Horace? Let's rent a boat and just drift while we strengthen our friendship with real man talk. Man talk? What's that? Man to man. Ye gods, Horace. Haven't you ever talked man to man? Or has it always judged a victim? What, for instance, would you call man talk? Just what would we talk about? Anything. Politics, love, murder, anything you like. Come to think of it, Gilday. I would like to get your reaction to that story about the Springfield water commissioner getting into trouble. As your friend and attorney, I'd like to know, is there any danger of an incident like that here in Summerfield? Certainly not. But you know what happened, don't you? Of course I do. What? Well, according to the statement he gave to police, he was so far behind in his collection he had to juggle the books. And that's how they trapped him. Are your collections throughout Morton? Never better. I keep my department and apple pie ordered all times. Well, or maybe one or two delinquent accounts. Well, look what happened to Brunker. You'd better watch those delinquent accounts, Gilday. Turn off their water just once. Just once, and I guarantee they'll pay up on time thereafter. But, Judge, you can't go around turning off people's water. What if they get thirsty? Well, they can go down to the drugstore and buy a Coke. How would they wash dishes? They can go down to the drugstore and buy some paper plates. Well, how would they take baths? They can grate Caesar's little fishes, Gilday. You're the water commissioner, not the guardian of the public's ablutions. You have a responsibility to the state, to the people as a whole. When the time comes to be tough, you've got to be tough. It's no use, Judge. I'm not tough. I'm just lovable. Now that's the trouble. Don't you worry about the water department, Horace. How about it? We going fishing this afternoon? Well, sounds like it might be fun. Great. I'll meet you at the boat house. I've got several things to attend to, so if I'm a little late, you row on out and fish till I get there. Well, all right. See you later, Gilday.  By the way, old man, if I'm a little late, you fish till I get there. Huh? And we'll find out whether hookers swallowed Gildersley's bait in just a minute. Bessie? Bessie? What's Bessie has on my mind? Dear sir, this is to inform you your water account is seven months past due. Seven months? You guys, what do you think we're running here? A public drinking fountain? Don't tell me all these letters are delinquent notices. Six months, eight months, 12 months. That's almost a whole year. Why, George, it is a whole year. Count on the people why they pay their bills. I certainly hate to turn off their water. Gildersley, are you a man or a mouse? What's that got to do with it? You've got to be tough about these things. You have a responsibility to the state. The people as a whole. You're derelict in your duty. Imagine, me, a derelict. I am not. You are. I am not. You are. I am arguing with myself. But I'm right, like I told Hooker. When the time comes to be tough, you've got to be tough. The old goat. Let's see what that Waterworks phone number says. What do you think we should do about people who don't pay their water bills? Can't you express an opinion? What's matter, commissioner? The job's too big for you? No, the job isn't too big for me. Try and call me to make your decision. I'm not calling you to make my decision, Charlie. I've already made one. I want you to turn off everybody's water who hasn't paid their bills for three months. Three months? Right. I'll have Bessie make a list. You can pick it up in an hour and start right away. We're running an office here. Bring off whenever you feel like it, Bessie. Buy George your places here. How are we ever going to get the work caught up if we just keep dashing out? Yes, sir.  Let's see. Seems like there was something I was supposed to remember. Pay the gas bill. I don't know. I haven't got my third notice yet. Oh, yes, Bessie. Charlie Anderson will be buying an hour to pick up a list of accounts linked with more than three months. Yes, sir. I knew I'd remember it. Pee-pee, give me about a half a dozen cigars. What would you do if you paid your water bill, Pee-pee? Well, now, Mr. George, I'm absolutely tempted to mine, sir. I hardly think it's necessary to start donening me so soon. That'll be 93 cents. No, no, no. All I meant was you aren't delinquent, are you? If you mean by delinquent, have I ever been in trouble with the police? The answer is no. There is. You're nothing serious. Confounded, Pee-pee. I don't care if you have a private cell at Jolietta. I'm talking about your water bill. I'm just telling my little joke, Mr. George. Has there been a mistake in my statement? How should I know? You're the water commissioner, aren't I? Stop thinking. I want to ask you advice on something. I'm always glad to give advice, Mr. George, even if there's no profit in it. The cigars were 93 cents, Mr. George. Look, Pee-pee, I did a pretty drastic thing this morning.  They let their water bills go as long as 12 months.  You don't care? Yes. Now, what would you do if you were water commissioner? Well, Mr. George, leave. I think the first thing I'd do is sell this drug store. Look, Pee-pee, forget the drug store. I want a pleasant thought. And you know if I could get elected water commissioner? Pee-pee, just forget the whole thing. Well, I thought you wanted some advice. No, you're too late. I've already acted. Well, I didn't mean to make you mad, Mr. George. I'm not mad. If anything, I feel gay. You see, Pee-pee, I'm expected by a certain party at a certain time. At a certain time? Yeah, at a certain place. And if things go right, there'll be just the two of us there. Yeah. Well, aren't you curious? I mean, isn't there any question you'd like to ask? Yes, there is. About how many families, would you say, will be affected by your cut-off order? If you must know about 40 family Pee-pees, why? Well, I wanted to get a run on how much extra soda wanted to order.  You can't afford to, Mr. Phillips. I was remarking to Judge Hooper just a few minutes before you came in. Hooker, was he in here? Yes, he was. He wanted to buy some oil of citronella. Ah, the judge always takes citronella on a fishing trip. He draws flies, you know, Pee-pee. Well, got a dash off. That was $0.90 for the cigars and $0.03 for the governor, Mr. Gillespie. Put it on my bill, Pee-pee. I've got till the 10th of the month, too, you know. Hee-hee-hee-hee. Hello, Angel. Hello, Sugar Pie. Thought you were in fishing. I did, and I caught something, too, you big fish. Why are you scheming, conniving, double-crossing? Well, I'll wait. Just wait until I tell Lila how you tried to persuade me to go fishing with you. Maybe you can try a little of your man talk on her. Hooker, if you say anything, I'll break your head. Well, this morning, Gillespie and I had a little man talk. He suggested it. Yes, a man talk. You wouldn't understand. Well, I'd like to know why not. I declare it's rock-morten you're getting more and more like my late husband, Beauregard. I wonder if that's a compliment. He was always keeping it a secret. Though I'm sure it didn't bother me in the least. Merely annoyed me. Well, this matter is no secret, Lila. As I was saying, Gillespie... Ah, shall we go in and make ourselves comfortable? Dibs on the easy chair. Hee-hee-hee-hee. I'll sit here on the sofa. I'll sit on the sofa, too. Say, this easy chair is comfortable. You want to try it, Horace? No, thank you. Now, as I was saying, Lila, Gillespie... Ah, did you make the cookies, Lila? I promised, didn't I? As I was saying... Horace, you tell rock-morten about it while I get the cookies. And I'll get the tea ready while you bars past the time of day. All right, Lila. We'll just chat a while.  You foreplusher.  You just wait until I tell Lila... Here she comes now. No, Judge, I don't think it'll rain. Rock-morten. Yes, Lila. Are the cookies ready? Yes, rock-morten. That's nice. And be a tea? That isn't going to be any tea. Oh, forgot to buy some. Well, never mind. Horace can run down to the grocery store. Mr. Gilda Sleeve, my water has been turned off. Well, it'll only take a half of it. What'd you say, Lila? I said my water has been turned off. Commissioner? Horace told me to turn it off, Lila. Well, Judge Hooker, I just wish some of my male relatives were here. Now, wait a minute, Lila. I did nothing of the kind. I merely advised the commissioner here to turn off the delinquent subscribers. I had no idea you were one of them. How have you know that I'm not? I gave Rock-morten the money this m... Mr. Gilda Sleeve. Hmm. You pay my water bill this morning. Rock-morten, answer me. Bill water? And water bill? Rock-morten, what do I see in your breast pocket? Looks like an envelope. Snitch. It is an envelope. The one I gave you this morning. This is all your carelessness, Mr. Gilda Sleeve. Now, why don't we all go over to my house and have tea over there? Well, Horace might like to. You may count me out, Gilda. I just remembered a previous engagement. To go fishing. Well, if Horace is going fishing, yes, I'll come over. You get the cookies spread out, Lila, while I make the tea. All right, Rock-morten. That's it. And now for some water. Goodness. Well, I got you over here under false pretenses. Aren't you sweet? Let's go sit on the sofa, huh? He'll be asleep in a few minutes, folks. The Great Gilda Sleeve is played by Harold Peller. This week's story was written by Frank Moore and Bill Kelsey. The cast includes Walter Tetley and Millian Randolph who play Leroy and Birdie. Lila Ransom is Shirley Mitchell. Judge Hook, Judge Hooker is Earl Ross and Dick LeGrand plays Mr. Peabody. The music is by Jack Meathen. This is the Armed Forces Radio Service, the voice of information and education.


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our standard. So you're lowering your standard. No, I've eaten homemade lasagna. My sister makes it in a roaster pan. She makes it this high in a roaster pan. Homemade lasagna is not a good thing, James. Yeah, well, Trader Joe's- What's a lasagna? You got to make sure there's a lot of beef in there. Well, you can't boil the noodles too much. You have to- You can get no bake- I think they have special noodles now where you don't have to do all that. I think they do, yeah. I think they do. Because when my mom was still alive at the end, that's what she was to do. She said it's so much easier and it saves time. Yeah, easy, ready, ready. Easy peasy, right? So the noodles are not the perfect texture to go in the oven. Yeah. The noodles are already a little- They bend. Yeah, basically, yeah. So you make the lasagna, they're ready to go. You don't have to boil noodles. Right. Okay, I got you. Otherwise, you're right.  That's right. Yeah, it's got to be like when you boil them, it has to be like a diving board. They can't be cooked too much because they're going to go on the oven. And if they're overcooked, they can go on the oven. Like mushy. Right.  What kind of lasagna do you like? Do you like meat or the cheese kind or spinach kind? She likes a meat kind. We're caught a cheese with meat sauces. It's pretty good. I like mushrooms. James. James. Manicotti. Nah, that's a stereo tip. Jordan. Jordy. Jordy, what do you really like, Jordy? Ricotta. Lasagna? Yeah. For real. Just a normal lasagna with some beef. And what do I guess? Marcella. Marcella was too stringy. What I prefer is red lester cheese. I don't know what that is. What? Jordy, nobody understands what you're saying. Red lester cheese. Is that a Scottish thing? Yeah. Oh, that's why I don't use it. Is that a Scottish thing, Jordy? Jordy, nobody understands you, man. No, he said red. Sorry. I'm a little bit drunk, you know. Red leprosy cheese. What did you say? Red. I caught six. Sorry. I'm drunk right now. He's drunk, James. No, he said red cheese. Some kind of red cheese. Just eat the mozzarella. It's good. Good mozzarella. Yeah, just ready most of it. But seriously, if you ever come, I'll make it for you. You'll make that for Jordy? Yeah, lasagna. Uh-huh. It's nice of you. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm too drunk right now. Sorry. I can't exactly talk very good. My apologies. My apologies. If you fly over, don't take pterodactyl airlines or a hot air balloon. Don't want a regular... Oh, for God's sake, I'm going to... For God's sake, James.  Well, then you're on your own. Then you're on your own there. So if he was... He's not taking things at all. In Jurassic Park, you leave him alone? Yeah, I'm not dealing with the dinosaurs. No. No, I don't blame you.  Jordy, Jordy, so Jordy, you have a guest room for Jordy? We got plenty of room in the house. You have to have a guest room for Jordy. There's numerous rooms that he could stay in, yes. Christina, just say a date and a thing and I will be there. Numerous rooms that Jordy can stay in. Yes, if you want to come visit, you're more than welcome. And there's a lot of friends. Wow, I'm already here. Christina, Christina, I've told you a thousand of things. I would love to visit. Yeah, me and Jordy know each other for, like, what? How long have you and Jordy known each other? Well, technically, we've known each other. We hung out for a year. And then we... Then something happened and we stopped talking for a year. And now we're talking again. So what happened that year? Is that off limits? Yeah, it's off limits. Just a bunch of things happened with some friends. Drama, basically it was just drama. Drama for your mama. And then we sorted it out. So technically, if we didn't have that problem, it would have been like two years we known each other. Yeah, basically. Yeah, yeah. That's cool. That's pretty good. Yeah, I met him through some friends that he knows. I met Jordy on the live. I think that's how I met you. That's a good place to meet somebody, right? Also, James, thank you for what me and Christina joined up tonight. Thank you. That's very nice of you. No problem. The both of you have one thing in common. You both like sunglasses. You got the shades on. Oh, yeah. I was on Jordy's channel earlier. And so I wear shades because he wore shades. Yeah, to be honest, I wear shades because I think I hate the way I work without shades on. Yeah, and I wear shades to make him feel better. And because I just like wearing sunglasses. So you think you make Jordy feel better because you have them on? Oh, yeah, sure.  She was good with the shades on. Thanks. And Jordy looks good, too. Cheers, man. Thank you. I'm not a good fan of my appearance.  Who, Jordy? Yeah. No, Ronnie's talking rubbish. That's the truth. That's the truth, yeah. No, Jordy, I don't believe that. No, Jordy, that is the truth. That is the truth. No, I don't believe that. No, Jordy, Jordy, I don't believe that. It is the truth. It is. I mean it. For real, you always dress well. Yeah, he's always well-dressed. He presents himself like really nice.  But it's the truth, Jordy. You have to believe more in yourself, Jordy. But honestly, yeah, I don't believe in myself, bro. You got to believe in yourself, man. Here you go. Now, if you're focused on what you enjoy the most, like the music, making techno songs, new techno songs, yeah, you just keep focusing on it. And when you have no distractions, try to think of new lyrics, new songs. I'm telling you. And then you post what you make. And it's going to increase your self-esteem and how others see you. Yeah. And you're amazing at it. I don't usually listen to that type of music. James also, before he went live a few times, he also played my song at the start of his streams. So James, thank you. Oh, at the beginning.  I usually don't like that type of music. But the way, and it's not because we're just friends, I'm being serious here. It's the way you put it all together. If you can get somebody like me that will normally never listen to that kind of music, you do have mega talent. Thank you, Chuck. Thank you. I can play the music on my kazoo. Yeah, go. Let's go. All right, the dating games theme song. Come on, James. Are those crazy ones? James, James, have you ever played Doom? Have you ever played Doom? I'll play the African Genby drum, but it's too late for me to bang that now. I'm not talking about musical instruments. No, he means Doom, the video game. Yeah. From like the 80s, 90s. I don't know. I'm really not familiar with playing video games. Ronnie. I bet you Ronnie knows what I'm talking about. I used to watch somebody play Red Redemption. No, I can't do it, man. I don't know. You know what Doom is? Do you know what Doom is? Jordy, I think I'm the only one. I agree with that. Unless Alex knows. Yeah. Who knows what? Do you know what Doom is, the video game? I've heard of Doom. Have you played it? Speak for test scores. I think I played it for 10 to 64, I believe. That's not true. Are you talking about Doom or Duke? Or I can't remember. Oh, Doom. Doom. Doom. Doom. Doom. I don't think I've ever heard of that game. It's not true. Whatever he's saying is not true. Jordy, I guess I'm the only one that knows this. Yeah, I'm sorry. I thought I heard of it, but I thought about it. But wait a minute. It's the one where you hear people. Basically, I done a live stream of Doom on my channel. Yeah, it's where you go around shooting people, but you have to get health and the ammo, and you have to go through secret passages and get special stuff to help you. Wow. Yeah, Christina. No, James, what do you think of this? Well, video games. I'm not familiar with the ones. Or the one that we're talking about. I don't know. I have no idea. Ronnie, do you know what we're talking about? Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about. Hey, James and everybody, I'm going to be probably leaving. It's an awesome game. I'm going to be signing more. So Alex is leaving. Are you leaving, Alex? Oh, I have no reason to leave. I just feel like going to listen to my music. Relax. You have no reason to leave, but you're leaving. No, I'm just going to do it. I'm getting tired of myself, you know. James, James has no reason to leave. So, James, let me join the show again with you. It was pretty fast. I think it was awesome. Yeah, it was awesome. It's the first time I ever used Restream. And I have more hot and spicy beef quesadillas to eat. He has beef quesadillas. Yeah, and the beef quesadillas. That's good. Beef quesadillas. So, James and everybody, have a wonderful night. I appreciate you. Thanks a lot. Alex. Alex, good night. Alex, good night. Thank you. Come again. Y'all come back now. Y'all come back now. Y'all come back now. You hear? Cheers, everybody. Alex, you better come back. Cheers, brother. Hi, Alex. Cheers. It's great. Alex. Take it easy. Have a good night. Alex. Yeah, everybody. See you tomorrow. Now the screen's got bigger. Well, is he right? Alex is going to be back tomorrow? Or does he just feel the same? Well, he asked me when I'm going live and I told him tomorrow.  Yeah, tomorrow is a usual time. Early afternoon. I think he did a good job tonight. No, he did. He did. He did do a good job. You know, he was a great contributor to the show. He was a fair interviewer, I would say. Yeah, he was a great interviewer. He showed intelligence. Mm-hmm. Oh, I remember, where's King Paul? King Paul was who? Who? Yeah, King Paul. King Paul. Do you remember King Paul? King Paul. No. Nope. No. Who was the guy that was doing the weight? So on the phone. Oh, Paul Anthony Mantia? Paul Anthony Mantia. The musician? Yeah, yeah. I could send him the link, but I don't know. You know why?  Oh, that was the Commodore, right? Commodore. The Commodore. Yeah, that was it. He's not allowed on the show. He could type. He's not allowed on the show anymore? No, no. Oh, what happened? Not after what he did. What happened? He just, he exploded on, on McFawn Raven for political reasons and he started. You don't allow him on the show anymore? He started, he started using very bad racial slurs. Racial slurs to make, make him on Raven? Yeah, he's very right wing. He's, he's a, he loves Trump. Oh, Trump. Oh, I get where you're going with this. Yeah. But what did he say to make one Raven exactly? But he, but Raven was like questioning him. He was politically pushing his buttons. You know, okay. Asking him a few questions. You know, nothing bad. Until the Commodore, the Commodore freaked out? He just freaked out, you know? Freaked out, huh? And he started putting down like many people with him. Oh man. What, what did he say? Cursing, cursing. I don't want to use, I don't want to use the language in you. Basically he was being inappropriate. Yeah, inappropriate. Extremely inappropriate. It's what it sounds like, Jordy. Yeah. I mean, he just went, he just went ballistic. He went berserk.  Oh God. Oh no. He was worse, much worse than a Karen. Worse than a Karen? He made a Karen look like Saint Teresa. Oh no. You know what that is, Jordy? A Karen? Oh no. No, I don't know what that is.  Yeah. Or if they're in Walmart and they don't want to wait online and they don't, they want to, they want a, they want special treatment and they don't get it, they don't get their way and then they just freak out. And they're usually white. Now, why do you think that is? Because they're usually white. Oh, they're like the MAGA Republican. Red hats.  Oh, you were going to show me. What is it? What is it? Peroni. Peroni? Oh, Peroni. My family, my family likes that.  That's a good beer. Yeah, Jordy. My family drinks Peroni. Jordy. Oh, it's pretty strong though. It's 5.1%. But it's really tasty. Jordy, you're doing the right thing, man. Christina Rimani Fantasico. Thank you. Right, James? Yeah. Thanks, Jordy. James, James, James. Rimani Fantasico. Yeah. If you know Italian, if you know Italian. James doesn't know Italian. Rimani Fantasico. I know Italian. Okay, show me the can again. I did something in the settings with the videos. I did something. Let me see if I could read it. Like hold the Peroni can up in front of your. Oh, okay. Yeah, let me see if it.  Oh, see it now. Yeah, I'm sure it's fine. It's just that they visually. It's backwards. It's jumbled. Yeah, exactly. No, I can see it. I could read all the words. It's just backwards. Okay, how old is it? It says mirror camera and all that. James, are you actually reading something from Jordy or no? He's trying to read the can, I believe. I went into setting to see if I could finagle the visual appearance. So if when he held up the can, I could I could see. Right, right, right. Instead of it being backwards. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was a good idea, actually. Cristina, Cristina. Rimani buddhism. Wait, what? Rimani buddhism. Oh, thank you. Grazie. That's what he always does. They're speaking a different language that we can't understand. Italian, that's what he does. Well, that's not fair. Okay, Jordy. I'm sorry. Okay, okay. James, James, you're half Italian. James knows Italian. I only know the food and the bad words. I don't know. The food and the bad words. James, James, you know. Manicotti tie cotta. Manicotti is a tube of pasta with Manicotti. Yeah, yeah. I think, yeah. See, my grandparents wanted to talk about us behind our backs, so they didn't teach us Italian. They didn't teach us Italian? My father, my father was born in 1940. So in those days in Chicago, all of the Italian neighborhood was together. And he said that his grandparents lived next door, his mother's parents. And she, the mother, the grandma, she spoke broken English. So my father was forced to understand Italian. Otherwise, he couldn't communicate with his grandma. What did he know? What was his native language? My father was born in Chicago, so American. But he said that growing up as a little boy, he can understand his grandma perfectly. So he was forced to. But the grandpa, since he had to go to work, he spoke English. So he spoke English to the grandpa. And he listened to his grandma in Italian. Right. I love that comedian Chicago. Sebastian Manifesto, something like that. I've heard of him. My auntie, my uncle Bob and my cousin like him. Sebastian is his first name. He's Italian. He's from Chicago. And he talks about his family and growing up. No, James, James. He's a comedian. He's a comedian. Yeah, that would be good. Tell me exchange. Tell me exchange. When did everything go astray? When did it all become bad? For what? In terms of what? Was it the feminist, James? Are you talking about like the family structure? Yeah, the family structure. It used to be nice. Well, because back in the day, women did not mind staying home and being a homemaker and taking care of their families. Now they mind that. They don't like it now? The course of living was dirt cheap. And the man was able to support the entire family. Provide for the family. On one income. On one income. On one income. Then later, the feminist movement told women get out of the house.  You're being this and that or get a career. So then the women had less children and they had careers. They had less children and they had more time in the work space. But that's a good thing. They entered a workforce. It's a different lifestyle. Like in other words, if this husband and wife work, well, that's two incomes. So that means they can live higher standard of living. They can afford more. But it's really not. You think that. But in the end, it's actually not a higher standard of life. It's a lower standard. Well, the cost of living. Well, it depends because you have to pay for the child. So they might have less disposable income, but they have more income to use.  You don't have to give them to any nursery school or to anybody at all. You can't do it. One income. But you can't do it anymore. You can. No, that's not true. You can. No, the cost of living. Well, no, what I mean is if you want a decent, I don't mean like the lab of luxury. If you want to be at least middle class, most people can't do it today. Not because they're buying luxury items. They can't do it now. You can do it though. That's not true. That isn't true. Because I know some people that have that difficulty. I think it also depends on your demographic of the state you're in. Yeah. What jobs are available near you? Are they high paying or not? They're not high paying. So they're low paying. That's what I'm saying. I know a lot of people who can't have the one person stay home. It's a sacrifice and they'll do it, but that doesn't mean that they're living comfortably. They're not living. Because I know some people. Cost of living is way too high. Cost of living is way too high. But James, why are you cost of living way too high? Why? Because tell me why. How is it? For example, I'll give you an example. Somebody I know is 24 and she's dating my nephew and he is 24 and she says she has a friend but he has a roommate. And they live somewhere in the city of Chicago in an apartment on the first floor. Two bathrooms, two bedrooms, a community area. And I think they have a space for a car. That's 3,100 bucks a month. And she doesn't know if that includes amenities. So can you imagine? How many square feet is that? I do not know. She did not say. But they pay, each roommate pays half. But can you imagine? I can imagine. This is why people can't afford. That's what it is here. That's what it is in Florida. That's what it is in Florida. It's the same thing. So I can't imagine it. I can't imagine it. I'm sorry to tell you the truth but it's not good. I agree with that. That's why I think a lot of people can't do the one person just stay at home. A lot of people can't do the one thing. That's true. And a house today, when my brother and sister-in-law were looking for a house and they didn't want a fancy big house, I think most of the houses were going for over 300,000 or close or a little over 400,000. Wow.  Now let me ask you a question. Do you consider yourself a feminist? A tiny bit. I'm not radical, no. A tiny bit. Man, that's not a lot. I mean, I think, for example, when Gloria Steinem said, why not, if you're going to have women in the workforce, we should make the workforce accommodating when women enter so there's no trouble when you have to go to work, stuff like that. But I don't think you need to be so like, everything must be a set path with the feminist movement. You know what I mean? I don't want to hear too much of that stuff. Like sexism in the workforce, you don't like those kind of issues. That's what I care about. Sexism in the workforce, stuff like that. So you don't care about what you're talking about with that? Well, no, I care about that to a point, but I'm not crazy like, I must, like, the things that, how do I put this? The feminist versus the red pill community. Feminist versus red pill. So what does that mean exactly? What does that mean exactly? Red pill are the, okay. I know some people, I'm not exactly sure. I know what she means. I know what she means. I know what she means. But some people in the red pill community, they have problems with the feminist, like, how they get treated. Like, like, um... That's right. Oh, you got a blue pill or you got the red pill? You got a blue pill or you got the red pill? Yeah, I have something to do with the matrix. Yeah, the matrix. That's what I'm thinking. They're opposed to, they're sick and tired of the abuse from the feminist. Now, are you talking about the males? Modern women. Yeah, they're men. The men go in the wrong way. Midtown. The men go in the wrong way. Yeah. I know some midtowns. And some midtowns are very nice. What are they called? Men going their own way. Oh man, I had no idea that was actually really good. For example, for example. Some men might have been married. How was that even known as a thing? Okay, here's how it goes. That's horrible. That's absolutely horrible. Some men will get married, right, to the love of their life. And then, for whatever reason, they divorce. And then they get upset. Oh, the woman I have to pay child support. I worked my whole life. Why am I having to pay child support? But he did it, though. He did it, though. And they get mad about stuff like that. Whatever it is, it's, you know. Right. Or they think the woman, or they think they got treated so badly by the woman, that they think every woman they're ever going to be. Every woman is going to be. It's like, whatever, though, whatever. Something like that. And then they get upset. Like, their big thing now is, they want to change the court systems. Oh, now they want to change the court system? Because of them. They feel that when you are getting a divorce, and you have to have kids involved, they feel that it favors the mother all the time. That's probably true. And that's one of their grievances. Wouldn't that mostly be true? Yeah, that is true. The judicial system, if a woman has one child, with a man, he's screwed. She'll take them right to the cleaners. So, James, what do they do with that purpose? So let me ask James a question. Yeah. But when there's a white girl, and she had a relationship, she has a son with a black guy, what does she call him? What does she call the child? The baby daddy? You mean if she got pregnant by an affair that she had? Yeah, or just an affair on the side. What is the child called? Right.  What, a love child? I don't know. Is that what it is? Somebody... I don't really know. Yeah, I don't know. But all I know is getting back to the cost of living. What does the mom say is actually the title of the kid? Would they use the phrase illegitimate? It used to be called a best. So now it would be like...   Yeah, exactly.  So James, you're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, now you know the rent for a two-bedroom apartment in the California city is like $2,500 a month. For two incomes or one income to be far beyond the cost of living, you have to be making big bucks. That is true. Somebody, I met somebody. We were at a party and the daughter was there of someone there. And she's from the San Francisco. And she says if you have $200,000 plus like a little over or like $400,000, even if it's two people that make that income in California, that's considered poverty only because of the housing cost. Right, right, right, right. Yeah. Even if you have no kids. But it's the same thing in Florida. It's the same thing in Florida. There's almost $50,000 homeless people in Los Angeles. You have to look that up. You have to look that up because James is going to talk. And we're not going to really know. No, I'm not going to interrupt anybody. Go ahead. Well, no, you were just saying, though. No, the homeless populations are growing fast. The cost of living is... Have you noticed more and more homeless, or I don't know if they're homeless people or just people like trying to take advantage of James? But in your neighborhood, have you noticed more and more guys at the street corners? I've noticed a lot more here in Florida. Oh, when I drive on the main street going home, I see people with signs. Like I guess they want help for something. Like maybe they're poor, but I can never know if they're telling the truth. You have to read their signs to see what they say. Well, no, they're asking for help. They need money or they're claiming they're too poor. But since I don't know them, I don't know if they're ever... Like you were saying, are they taking advantage? Well, there's a problem. So I'm afraid to talk to them because I never know if they're legit people. Well, there's... Because sometimes we used to see gypsies at a church when I used to go to a Catholic church. That's why I don't know if I should take them seriously. Well, there are government programs that can help them get their life straightened out. They don't have to panhandle. But if they panhandle, you have to think, are they drug addicts, looking for the money to buy crack or whatever? Are they alcoholics? I mean, what are they going to do with the money that people give them? You know, it's something to think about. I mean, I don't know. James, what if you see somebody asking you for money outside a gas station, right?  A beer? A beer? What's in a beer? You give them an ice-cold beer. Ice-cold motherfucking beer, right here. For that guy, that's asking you for a dollar. Instead of a dollar, you give them a beer. They'll complain that you didn't give them more. James, they don't complain. Well, what is it? Let's see. James, that's not true. Oh, Heineken? They don't complain. They're happy. If you do that, they are very, very happy. I guess it depends on the homeless person. Right. But how do we know? We don't have a way to vet them when we see them like that. You don't have a way to vet them, but you could just be nice. Give them a smile. Well, I understand that, but the point I'm making is that not all of them are on the up and up. Not all of them are on the up and up. I would be afraid. I would be afraid. You should never be afraid of your fellow human. No, I'm just saying. I would be afraid because you never know. Because I've heard stories of people who have lived life on the street and they have confirmed that not everybody who lives on the street is very peaceful. What does Jordy say? Jordy, when Scotland, where you live, do you see a lot of homeless people? Yeah, and Glasgow, if I go to Glasgow, if I go to the city, then yeah, we do. And I always like to, I always like to help out.  So I'll go, hey, do you want a cigarette? Do you want a cigarette? You know, and they will say, yeah, thank you very much. And I will shake their hand. Good for you, Jordy. You're really doing a good job, man. But you're not like afraid. Like I would be, like I was saying, I'd be kind of a little afraid. No, I always do that. I always do that. Jordy's not afraid. I mean, what about New York? They got these... They got people being pushed on the subway. Pushed on the subway tracks, psychotic, I mean... What was you mean, pushing the subway? Yeah, I mean, a psychiatric patient. They don't have the psychiastry care that they need. Jordy, some dude was homeless, and he was asking for like food or... I don't know what exactly he was doing, and some veteran, like Marine or something, decided that he was going to be a savior, and he decided to like think he was protecting them, but the person actually didn't die. Why did he decide that, that guy? He put him in a choke cold. Who do you think he was to decide this? Because some people, like I said, I'm afraid, but that doesn't mean I would go and harm these people. So, James, she's afraid. Oh. That doesn't mean that I would harm them. Other people who might think they're like getting attacked, or they might get into the fear. So I'm guessing he must have been acting on his fears of this person. Was that true, James? She was acting on his fears.  Yeah, he was in the Marines.  So he killed him? Oh, really? He was arrested for manslaughter. I didn't know that. I'm not a fan of wrestling.  I don't like wrestling in a box. I don't like wrestling in a box. The fat cats, the people. James, I never knew that before. I'm not a fan of boxing in a box. Yeah, I mean, the source, nobody should be in poverty in a first world country like the United States.  I agree with you. For all of this. Christina?  I mean, there's so many of them. I mean, do some. And then they want to do affordable housing. Did you see the affordable housing that Walmart is offering? Their answer to affordable housing is a shed or a big shed that looks like a barn, like a little barn converted into a so-called house. No. So is this their attempt at a tiny house? Yeah. I mean, some people might do that. Some people choose to live in a tiny house. They could be nice. They could be. And I've seen photos. But I don't think Walmart would do nice. No, the Walmart one was degrading. It would look like a glorified shed shack or some kind. See, by my house, when you come into the entrance to my house, there's a barn. Because years ago, the subdivision was all farmland, okay? And then they build houses. And one year, not too far in the distant past, James, they were thinking of not getting someone for the barn. They were going to get rid of it. And they were going to make a high-rise, but affordable high-rise. Then you hear all kinds of things. All black people will come into the neighborhood. I'm like, dude, there's already black people here. And then they were complaining. My neighbor said, what about people? Get this. What about people who have to go to work? If we put the high-rise there, because it was right at the entrance, they'll take too long to get to work for their commutes. That was their excuse. I mean, I'm like, I would benefit from affordable housing so I can move out. Because of 44, you should not be living at home. But it's the car. So 44, you should not be living at home. But it's the cost of not paying people a full-time job salary is my problem. And housing is too expensive. Well, they're not paying. They're not offering a living wage with benefits. They're just not. And by the way, I've seen other companies, their version of tiny house, and they're quite nice. It's only the Walmart. But yeah, the cost of living, like I said, one person or a couple, you've got to be bringing home high salaries to be able to survive today. Right. That's like what I was saying about San Francisco. You need over $400,000 just for housing. Yeah. Very expensive area. San Diego, like I said, $2,500 for two bedrooms. And there's a lot of homeless out there. And people make the assumption that they're bums, but a lot of them probably work. Yeah. Like when they say home, go get a job. Yeah. What job? What? Flipping hamburgers? Oh, jeez, jeez. Do you know what film I watched? Okay. You got to guess this film. Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? There's no one else here. You must be talking to me. Are you talking to me? Robert De Niro, taxi driver. That's such a good film. But it's cool. Yeah. Yeah. But I agree with you, James. I totally agree.  Like for example, I work in a public library. Do you know Christina? Go ahead. Christina is from Chicago. Yes. I'm sorry. What was that? It's from Chicago. The whole. Yeah, I was born there. Chicago. I know. I was there in a Navy, basic training. Cool. Christina, I've told you about James before. I've told you, James is my good friend, you know. Yes.  Progressive. You'll get a lot of fresh air. If you visit her, you'll get a lot of fresh air when you open a window because it's the windy city. Yeah. Yeah. If only I can get out of here, I would love to. I wish I could live in Chicago, but I can't. Well, my friend left Chicago and is living in some suburb of northern Illinois because he just doesn't, he doesn't want the stresses of the big city anymore. That's fine. But like, I can't move out because of my job situation.  Like I work in a public library, but I told my family, I don't want to work in a public library anymore. And so my sister not tells me about a public library job at a university. Okay. And she goes, it'll give you full-time benefits. But the salary for the year was $32,000 and some sense. How could you afford to live on $32,000? I said earlier, an apartment was $3,100 for someone, my nephew's girlfriend in Chicago. She knows a friend and he has a roommate and it was $3,100 for two baths and a car space and a community room and a kitchen. Just think about looking at that money every month to give to some building manager or landlord or whatever. I mean, three grand a month and it's not even your place. It's not like it's a townhouse or a condo. And you can't afford the actual ownership. And then, and then here's the thing.  And my family and I tell them, that's poverty. Don't I want to get out of poverty? And they go, well, you got to start somewhere. I'm like, look, if my father was dead tomorrow, that salary would not afford me to move out. Where am I going to go? My father's gonna be 83. When the family, when the father was able to put the kids through college and have his wife be a homemaker and be able to afford all that stuff. Those days that that's like the early 60s, 1950s that that's. You probably, you probably lived through that time. Not, not really. Well, I grew, when I was a kid, I kind of grew up in the 70s. Okay. So at the tail end as a child. And then, you know, I became, when I was 18, he figured it was the late 70s into the 80s, early 20s. So, you know, I remember life the way it was back then because my grandparents were alive and I lived with them. They had a big house. I lived with them and, you know, we had the freaking rotary phone and all that stuff. My grandma had a rotary phone. I was the remote control because there weren't there weren't that many TV stations back then. Oh yeah. I was the remote control. But then again, they had the TV guy, they knew what they wanted. You know, but anyway, life was very different. When I was really young in grammar school, starting grammar school, my mother, she she was divorced twice. She says, yeah, your father used to accuse me of having an affair with the milkman because we all have dark brown hair and brown eyes and olive skin. And you were born with platinum blonde hair and blue eyes. Oh, I get it. She says, oh yeah. She had an affair with the milkman. And in those days, they delivered the milk. You know, it was a different life. It was totally different. Yeah. You know, but now we have robots, artificial intelligence. Get this. They're so advanced that you can have with it, with the Android, you can have an intelligent conversation with that Android and they can think for themselves and they could make decisions and they even have a sense of humor and they laugh and they come back with sarcastic wisecracks.  Right. And now then they have common labor robots that are ready for corporations to buy them and put them to work. So again, what's going to happen to the people? That's, you know, the writer's strike. The writers think that that, I forget what it's called, that app, that chat app, that new chat app, they think what's going to happen is that's going to write the script. They're going to hire a writer to punch it up for the human-ness of it. And then they're done. So you can't earn a living. No. And the corporations love the idea of having androids and robotics because now they don't have to deal with unions. They don't have to deal with salaries. They don't have to deal with people calling out sick. And I don't know what I'm going to do because I need a full-time job. Right. I can't do this anymore. How am I going to continue paying bills? It's like you're backed into the corner. Sometimes I think it's my fault because I didn't finish college at a university. And maybe if I did, I would have a higher paying salary, a better job. Look at all the people that can't pay off their student loans to that college. And it doesn't even pay to go to college anymore because the job market will not provide you with it. Well, my nephew, my nephew is 24 now. And he went, first he wanted to go to college to be an accountant because his cousin's an accountant. And she does extremely well for herself because she's a corporate for the corporations. But my nephew was like, I don't want to sit in the office all day. And then he decided I'll go into finance. So somehow my nephew's got a job where he appraises buildings. But he has to go out of town. And so if he's within a certain radius, he has to drive himself. He doesn't even get reimbursed from the company for this. OK. And then if he's too far, then they fly. But it's all on him. They don't even pay him reimbursement. So my uncle told him, put it on your taxes as a business cost. He didn't know. And my nephew told us, because my one brother asked him, how much do you make? And he's like, I think he said $40,000,000. And he has a girlfriend. And it's like, how can you afford? And he's got student loans.  He had to buy a used car. It's like, huh? And my nephew says all the time, he needs more money to live. And what's the point in him getting this job and having student loans to pay off? Well, because I noticed that as soon as he graduated with a degree, he got the job almost. And me, I've been decades with this problem of I can only get part-time work and no one will hire me full-time. So I think there are some advantages of if you have a college degree, your odds are slightly better. Yeah. Even if there's all these other problems. So his transportation has to come out of his pocket. He should definitely be saving those receipts. That's what he learned. He recently learned. Mm-hmm. Everything. You save every receipt for it. But isn't that weird? In other words, he doesn't get a company car, number one.  They can do special events. And the company will take them on special events, like for company morale or something. They'll do stuff like that. She's company morale. Company mumbo. I'm guessing that's what it's for. Company mumbo or jumbo. But just me, it's like, I don't get it. And my nephew is 24 and he still lives at home. See, that's just it. Now, my other nephew, his brother, he quit his job like a year or two ago. He used to work in the auto industry because he went to school for it. And then he quit his job and he hasn't had a job since. And I'm like, don't you want to work and make money? Oh, it's cool. So I don't know what he does. He just stays home all day. Unbelievable. I mean, I think he probably is set up where it's not to the point where he wants to work. You know what I mean? It's like, what's the point? But you need to earn a living. Yeah. If you graduate college and you get the entry level job, you should at least make enough money to live on your own and to survive. And I can't. If my father were to die, I think I'd be homeless. Now, honest to God, I think I would be homeless. That's the direction where living really is. Yeah. And then there's Mr. Happy Go Lucky down here. He is Happy Go Lucky. Jordy is amazing. That's why I like hanging out with him. Because I hope some of his positive energy carries me throughout. Well, maybe living in Scotland has a lot less stress. Maybe it's just a more simpler life. I kind of think Europeans have it easier. Because you know how we don't use our tax dollars to the greater good? They use their tax dollars to the greater good. James. That's good. That's good. James. Yeah. Yeah, Jordy. I'll send you to someone. You can bring it if you want to. Yeah. Well, the greater good means they're helping the people, the 98%. In our country, what do you mean we got to pay more in taxes?  You'd actually have more money for yourself. You know why the rich have been on a tax vacation for decades? Because Ronald Reagan arranged it that way. He's the one that set that up. You know what gets me is Ronald Reagan wasn't a union. He was the union president for some acting. Screen actors. And what I don't understand is when he gets some power, he doesn't remember what it's like. Yeah, they forget their roots. They forget their history. Okay. Yeah. They forget. But anyway. Are you okay, Jordy? Yeah, I'm huge. Okay, everybody, I'm going to say good night and expedite the premises. And I want to thank everybody. I want to thank Christina, is your first name? Yes. Christina, Jordy, Ronnie S, wherever you are. And everyone who commented. James, thank you for having me tonight. You're very welcome. I don't know what happened to Eric, but maybe he passed out. Yeah, Eric. Yeah, Eric. So anyway, it's been, it really was a great show for the first time with this restream. It really turned out very well. And it was a non-themed show.  Yeah. It's good when you just wing it. Sometimes, sometimes. Tomorrow won't be a wing it. But afterwards, like around 4.30, then it'll be relaxed. You know, but anyway, what happened? James, I want to say thank you. Thank you. Thank you, sir. Thank you. And there's nice meeting you and y'all come back now. May good friend Christina. Yes. Thank you for having me. You're welcome. Good night, Christina. Good night, Jordy.


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Mad Libs are where you take a story and replace key words to make them funnier and a better story overall. As I've known Cole longer, I learned more about his childhood and it's not like fucked up, it's just like weird. Yeah, you know how we're doing Mad Libs at the Outback Steakhouse? Yeah, that's a thing. How we're doing what at where? Yeah, that's where you went to do Mad Libs.  We say the Lord's Prayer, we say a funny adjective, we eat a steak, it's great. You get Pumpernickel bread.  Okay, that didn't realize it was this kind of stream. I don't know, what is that? Is that the kind of bread they have there? Yeah. Is that the darker bread? I've never known. Okay, thank you. I learned something today. But you learned about rat-bat. You learned about rat-bat? I'm trying to make it one thing I take away from the smell, it's Pumpernickel bread, not rat-bat. We have to upset. You have to learn about something evil and something good. Yeah. Balance. Okay. So luckily I have my, I just had my handy-dandy Mad Libs machine installed yesterday. So I think- Is that why you have to reinstall windows? Yeah. It downloads a virus. It's also a virus. Yeah. Mad Libs virus. So and I haven't told you what these are, so you guys are going to have to guess what these are after we're done. I just think that's a fun way to do this. Okay. Yeah. It's working so far. All right. I'm going to write every time. Yeah. Yep. Okay.  Say team. One of those ten of words.  Mm-hmm. Eric, give me a title, like a professor or king. Okay. And Carrie, give me a positive adjective. I'm saying squad because that's, I like it better than team, sorry, Carrie. That's fair. I'm saying scientist. I'm saying thick with two C's. Nice. I misspelled scientist. That's fine. I just want everyone out there to know when I give terrible answers because I'm bad at Mad Libs. I'm sorry. I'm bad at the English language. Same. I have to look everything up. Yeah. I have all these tabs.   That's a rule in English.  Give me give me a funny Eric. Give me a funny celebrity. And Melanie, give me a funny name. Just a good. You heard this was somebody's name. You'd laugh at them in point. First name. Last name. Carrie, give me you. Dom Deleuze. Dom Deleuze. Yep. Spell it. I spelled it my way. And Carrie, give me a useless object. Okay. I got whatever after Mel. I'm good. I guess I'll do Harry butts. Nice. That's very good. With a classic. Yeah. My my useless object is ratbat. Yeah. Call back. I like it. It's all. It's all game. It's all connected. Give me Eric. Give me an event you would go to. Carrie or Melanie, give me an evil noun. Evil noun. Yeah. And Carrie, give me an unwanted trait.  Oktoberfest. I don't know why that made me laugh. It's the totally normal thing. Does disease count? Cause it's a thing. Sure. Okay. I guess that's evil. I forgot what you asked me. I guess. I guess that's evil. An unwanted trait. An unwanted trait. Oh. Fatty fat.  Fatty fat. Fat. Okay. Okay. Eric, give me a type of industry. Like entertainment or. Injustice. Some kind of industry and Melanie, something you wouldn't want to have happen to you. Okay. Trucking. The trucking industry. Okay. I wouldn't want to die. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Glad you love to hear it. All right. Let's see how this. I got to do the calculations now. Okay. I thought you had a program. Yeah. It's him. Yeah. He, uh, it's actually, it's wrap it. No. Here we go. Uh. The fate of humanity is yet steak.  The scientists have the ability to change into different rat bats as they seek the key to ultimate power.  So. Did we just call the Decepticons German? Well, I mean, because they brought. Well, yeah. I mean, we could always take this. It's both of them. It's both of them bringing. Oh, I see. Yeah.  Oh, yeah. We would never say it. Right. We'd spray it. I think there's something in your eye, Eric. Yeah. It's getting in the way of you saying yes. Yeah. I mean, all right. Yeah. So they're going to they're going to weaponize rap at against. The Oktoberfest. I think I lost the plot. I lost the plot on that one. We're not good at Mad Libs, y'all. It's OK. They only get better from here. OK. They better give me a year. Melanie, give me or Melanie, give me a year. 1993. Kerry, you gave me a type of industry this time. And Eric, give me a creature not native to Texas. I'm going to go with crab fishing. Good. Very dangerous. Yeah. It's my backup. A creature not native to Texas. Yeah. Alaskan salmon. Democrats. Whoa. I'm from here. So actually I am. Melanie. Melanie, give me a entertainment facility somewhere you'd go to have a good time. Eric, give me a state, country, city or planet. Whoa.  Kerry, give me a number. Any number will do. It could be 69. Could be 420. Yeah. I mean, those are those are my first go to. It could be 68. Oh, that's good. I always I love me. I'm going to go. One of my the most quoted jokes that people liked 419. Nice. Yeah. Hell yeah. I like 68 because it's like 69. There was a. I don't talk about this very often, but there was like a two hour long period where I thought 96ing was like the same thing as 69ing. That's so cool. Yeah. No, you're just but you're back to back. Yeah.  I was like I was like like in my head. No, it's just it's just upside down. It's fine. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, Cole, I think. I think my place is going to be Berlin. Perfect. Perfect. I know. I know it's the one this is. It's going to work perfectly. I'm going to say miniature golf. It's very good. Oh, it's good. I do. I do enjoy good nature. I mean, not anymore.  Yeah. Do you see what I did there? That's good. I'm in the first two episodes. Why not the rest? Because I kicked the ball. Sometimes you threw it. Because they told me that it's a two day shoot. But if you lose, you can go home and I went, well, I'll see you guys later. Wait, that's all I got to do. All right. Mel, a cool adjective. Eric, a sad adjective. Carry a mode of transportation. Cup. Wow. No, I'll do a Cybertruck. Cybertruck. Or does it need to be like more general like car? No, that's Cybertruck. All right. Cool. Leak. Leak. That's too real. Dangerous because dangerous. Cool. That's true. All right. The calculations are running right now. It just sounds like rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. Rap. No, I don't think I threw the the ball at the window and it didn't break. It's something special about this one. This this Alaskan salmon is 26 feet long and weighs six ton. Yeah, it's also a cyber truck. Oh, cool. Cool. Also, we could we could reference a couple things if we change Berlin to Normandy. We can make that work. Nope, Berlin Beach. No. All right, Berlin Beach. That's fine. It's a man made beach. They built it. Yeah, no, it's a it's a cup made beach. Don't they have that here? Man made beaches. Is it? No, isn't that a thing in Austin? I think so.   That sounds like that. That sounds like an extroverted people. Yeah, I was going to say that sounds like something I would know if I went outside ever. Austin. Yeah. Well, Austin Surf Park. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it. I had a friend who came here for RTX a few years ago who works it. The behemoth. And he was like, yeah, man, I'm going to go surfing. And it was weird because we both came from San Diego. So it was like, so it makes sense. Just don't it doesn't just don't go surfing in Austin, Texas. And he's like, no, man, I got to I got to check it out. He said that he went in the water. It's because they just churn the water up and down to like make artificial waves, but it's just like in like this dammed off river like lake or whatever. So all of the water is like brown and gross because it just keeps getting churned up the bottom. Yeah. And he's like, yeah, so it was just like really murky.  Yeah, this isn't this is why I stay inside. So we should go. Yeah. I don't think you realize that like the quarantine hasn't changed my life.  Really? Yeah, I feel like you I feel like you know me pretty well. Yeah, I mean, I feel like I get that that that tracks for me. Yeah, you've seen it enough in uncomfortable industry parties. Yeah, the only the only difference is that now you can't go out to dinner with friends. Sometimes you just have to order the food and then they bring it to you, which is just the rest of the times. It's made it a lot easier to not have to make up excuses anymore. Oh, it's so great. Yeah. Yeah, I could just be like, Rona, I'm dying. I'm not bad. I just like you're saying I'm not a cold. I miss going to bars, but that's kind of it. Like the rest of it is like, yeah, don't go to work. OK. Yeah. I miss doing I miss like going to the sporting events with friends, which I guess is kind of like the bar stuff. That's true. But there's like no good sports in Austin, so it doesn't matter. Yeah, there's the baseball diamond round rock like a true baseball fan.  Is they sell hot dogs where the bun is a grilled cheese? Yeah, that's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, did you know that there's baseball going on there right now? Is it really? Yeah. Capacity is open to 20 percent. I did. So you could go.  Oh, no. You can go see a team called the round rock hairy men. Is that real? That's for their 100 percent. The real name. Yeah, Harry, the round rock, Harry, man. I don't know. All right. It's it's awesome. It's it's like a Texas College League thing. I'll put a picture here. You could buy a hat. Yeah, they open it gross. Oh, yeah. Open it to like they open it to like 20 percent.  I hate that. It was like Captain Caveman, but with like but he's wearing a shirt or something. That kind of looks like the hot dog I ate. Oh, perfect. That works so well. All right. Where's OBS there? Huh, it's gross. It's really important that you'll see this. You could. So so anyway, Gary, I'm just saying that you could go to a baseball game still. Yeah, I just I anytime something like that comes up, I just think about having to explain to anybody that I care about why I got coronavirus. Mm hmm. Harry, man, they're going to grilled cheese hot dog. Yeah, like that that just doesn't have a good like mouth feel. Yeah, I got you. Yeah, like when I say it, I mm hmm. Yeah, I mean, that's how I feel when I see people like eating at a Denny's right now. It's like it's like Denny's really.  Like, oh, we've been. Oh, wow. Look at look at him. Look at the hairy man. I'm considering getting that hat because it is a Texas like minor. It's technically like a collegiate league, like summer league thing. So it's kind of like, hey, man, that's kind of that's interesting. Maybe I want to get that.  So ugly. It's so ugly. It also does be like a pretty uniquely Texas hat. It or yeah, like. I mean, he's carrying a baseball bat that's broken and a tattered Texas flag.  That seems pretty normal. It does, actually.  He's yeah, he's not even wearing his team's hat. The kind of what this hat now, I'm going to be honest, though.  If you all get if I could if they did curbside delivery for this hat, I'll get it. All right. All right. Oh boy. Well, the calculator's finished and we got a new we got a new one hot and fresh. Let's do it. Eric, give me a popular group like a boy band or something like some kind of popular group. Got it. OK. Mel, a well-liked and respected figure. Like some people all around just say nothing but the positive of and Carrie, maybe I shouldn't ask you this one. Good.   Oh, man, you know. If we could answer an order, that would be great. OK, because I have my group. All right. My well-loved group is Mega 64. Oh, I like this. Mm hmm. A well-liked figure, Mel. Keanu. Nice. That's who in all of our play tests. Because he's a well-liked figure. Every single time. Location you visit every day, Carrie. Do you all want like the real one or the funny one? Give us the humor, baby. The Bone Zone. Nice. Yeah. What was the real one going to be? Yeah, what was the real one? That was the real one. Actually, I switched it on the funny one was bathroom. That's where poops happen. Oh, he said the poop word. All right. I need a Mel. Give me a precious possession. Carrie, give me an action movie character and Eric, a cartoon animal. Can it is it a possession that I have or just in general? No, just in general, like a general possession that people usually find precious. It can be something that you have. Sure.  Precious Baby Angel. No, there's a cat razor. Razor Black Widow keyboard. Yes, it's very special to me. Wait, is it under that cat? It's a Futaba mat. Is that Ikea desk? Wait, it's on it's on top of your cat. Oh, those plants. She's like, what's happening? Is he your mouse pad? Yes, mouse pad. Futaba Futaba mouse pad right now mouse pad mouse pad. OK, mine is so it's it's the character from an action movie. It could be the character. It could be the actor either way it works. I'll say Brian O'Connor. What's he from? That's Paul Walker's character in Fast and Furious. She's a good character, a cartoon animal. Eric, a cartoon. He's called out. He said that Mel is going to say a pet. I saw Mel is going to say a pet, a cat emoji, and then someone just said cat. Yep. You fools. Should have known she loves her mouse pad way more. I just want to point out that this is the first time I'm learning the name of a Fast and Furious character. Oh, we should fix that like like everyone's just not. I mean, like I've seen the movies. It's just that like I go doesn't matter. And then and then Paul Walker met up with Vin Diesel and they drove in the car to get Michelle Rodriguez. You mean the rock? I know Connor Dominic to me to me to me to Neto. What's his name? Toretto. I don't know. His name is Vin Diesel. Yeah, it's VD VD. My cartoon animal Ratbat Ratbat Ratbat Ratbat. We make appearance every time. Well, this is going to work so well. Okay. And I I want you all to brainstorm on this one and a steamed profession. You mean a steam profession?  The person in Asian restaurants that makes steam dumplings. That's close. I would say a general manager of rooster teeth. Oh, that's very good. Yeah. The good thing about that is keeping our jobs. All right. Is that we're going with? Well, I, you know, unless it has a suggestion. I mean, I'm not going to go against that. Let's just put it this way. Cole, that is our answer unless we hear it and it's bad. And then it's the thing that Eric said. No, I got you. I got you. All right. Okay. That Cole and Eric said got it. Thanks, man. Or all of us. Okay. I wonder if I'm the CEO of rooster teeth or whatever. Humans are at war with mega 64 and the key to saving the future lies buried in the bone zone in the hidden mousepad of mega 64 on earth. Now it's up to the unlikely alliance of inventor Brian O'Connor, Ratbat and English Lord and the general general manager of rooster teeth who also cooks sometimes to save the world. That's the most accurate one so far. That's a really good one. That was a good one. Okay, man. We have got one more. We have one more. Can't believe Ratbat would team up with Paul Walker and Paul Walker and the general manager of rooster teeth and English Lord. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. I didn't not bury the lead a little bit. Yeah. No kidding. I'm just like in Ratbat more and more. I'm gonna be honest. I know. Okay. No. Eric, give me a number. Do it.  That I eat for dinner? I mean that people or maybe normal people eat for dinner. So like any food. You don't eat pancakes for dinner. You don't need it. Excuse you.  My number is 11,521 11,521 really long time to write out just a few digits. My household appliance is an Instapy bringing it back. Nice. Bring it back.  Cosmos. Yeah. I forgot his name already. Crump. That was the other one. Crump. Crump. I'm gonna say fuh because it's fun to say. Nice. Fuh. I had it yesterday. All right. Do you have a dinner? I did it. It's gonna be like the king of the food that you mentioned. Get it? Because it'd be like fucking. Like a restaurant? Yeah. What do you mean? What do you mean? Like rat bats? Like rat bats? The king? He goes, haha, I'm king now. Oh, fucking. I'm fun now. Eric. Give me some. Give me some.  Give me some famous siblings. Give me some famous siblings who aren't twins. Eric. Oh, okay, okay. Carrie, something that something that's embarrassing that can happen to you as an adult. Hmm. And Melanie, a pop group. Hmm. Okay. Maggie and Jake Gyllenhaal. That's good. This is actually that's actually the answer I was hoping for whenever I wrote that prompt. How is that the answer? How are you hoping like somebody says Maggie and Jake Gyllenhaal? You'll see. Oh, you'll see. Why do they kiss? How do I condense this answer? Make it as long as you need to. I can convince it for you. I can accidentally walking to work without pants on a very relatable. Hmm.  Where do they go? I'm Donald Duck in it. I got just this shirt and it doesn't quite cover my belly. Winnie the Pooh style.  Right. Winnie the Pooh style. Oh. I guess I'm just going to say BTS. Oh, yeah. BTS Army. Okay. Behind the scenes. Do you ever think they put out a DVD that's like the BTS BTS footage? Yeah. You ever think they put it out? Maybe they didn't.  Oh, I thought that was like. I thought you were saying IBS. Yeah. I thought it was like something syndrome. I'm like, what are they shit? No.   You can't prove that. You can't prove it. You're not wrong. Okay. Melanie, give me a cartoon animal. And Eric and Carrie. Brainstorm, a Disney Channel star. Oh, cool. Ryan Gosling. Justin Timberlake. Christina Aguilera. What was that one show with even Stephen's beans? Beans? The guy who plays beans. I don't know his name. You're not going to look it up. I'm looking it up. Don't tell him his name. We want to write down the guy who plays beans. Okay. That's fair. I like it. Real quick, just as an update. On the even Stephen's fandom wiki page. Beans is full name. Not the actor, don't worry. Beans is full name. We're still going to go with just the guy that plays beans. Is Bernard Orangarin. His gender is male. His status is unknown. And his location is unknown. What? What happened to beans? What happened to beans? Somebody spilled it out of the can. Oh no. Is the only way you think like Jabberjaw or something? Jabberjaw. What? How do you know Jabberjaw? I don't know. Oh God. You need to turn on HBO Max. It's where HBO needs so much more. You can watch Jabberjaw. I'm going to say Donald Duck. Yeah. He's on a different streaming service. I can do Daffy. I got no Donald Duck. Okay. This one's going to be good. There's supposed to be a new Looney Tunes show on HBO Max. Is that good? Yeah. I haven't seen it. I've heard good things about it. I just watched the old Looney Tunes on HBO Max. All right. Boomer. Yeah. I mean, I watch a lot of old cartoons. You ever watched Wacky Races? I think Mr. Keith should do Wacky Races. We've been saying that for years, Eric. I think you could get different shows and different groups to do. There's a Good Morning from Hell and I Have Notes, Face Jam. All these different shows. See how I included your thing. There's all these different shows and they all have different cars. There's a Hellmobile for Good Morning from Hell. A car covered in Post-it Notes for I Have Notes. I love it.  We do a Wacky Races Cannonball Run Style show. I think that would be really cool. I'm about it. You heard it here first folks. Well, Wacky Races is a show where they race, but they're cartoons and they try to win, but they sabotage each other. It's got a dog attack. Yeah, it's pretty wacky. They go racing it. It's pretty wacky. Actually, they came out that dog has asthma, so we probably shouldn't joke about them anymore. All right. I'm just kidding.  All right. Y'all ready? The calculations are in. Let's do it. 11,521 years after he and his Fubot friends saved Earth from Instapodacons. Sam Whitwicky. So much information came at us so fast. Sam Whitwicky played by Maggie and Jake Gyllenhaal faces a new battle. Walking to work without pants on. What? That is a battle. What? Meanwhile, Optimus Prime and the Fubots are currently working with the secret military organization, BTS, and trying to make a home for themselves on Earth when an ancient Instapodacon known as the guy who plays beans from the even Stevens rises to wreak havoc. Sam and his girlfriend, Donald Duck or Daffy, maybe, must figure out the history of the Transformers on Earth and find a way to defeat the guy who plays beans from the even Stevens once and for all. Wow. So someone should probably animate that or just when the reveal of the guy who plays beans from even Stevens happens. I mean, there's already so much just in the first part, but when that happens, wow, that's something. I can't wait to see the credits. That's like actor's name, credit as the guy from even Stevens. Sam Whitwicky is Maggie and Jake Gyllenhaal. Yeah, well, the way they do it is Maggie does the facial performance and Jake does the motion capture. Oh, I thought it was just going to be they wear a really big trench coat and you have like Jake on Maggie's shoulder. You're right. I forgot they changed the approach, but now they have a trench coat technology. The guys play Gollum. I forgot his name. I met him once. Any circus mocaps them. Oh, I thought it was going to be like a full house. I thought it'd be like a full house where like they couldn't be seen too much. So they have to switch them out every once in a while. No, it's a fuller house situation where they're just not in it. Yeah, it's a fuller house situation where they should have just had their their younger sister who's better in any Avengers play. Could you imagine if like Elizabeth Wilson was just like, hi, it's me. I'm both of I'm the daughter. That would have been amazing and she would have done a great job because she's great. Because then they couldn't even make the joke. Like, wow, you look different because she doesn't not really. Yeah, really. Yeah, really. You got it, dude. That last story. That last story was very good. Very good. Yeah, that one. I was excited. Save it the best for last. We really really ramped up there. Those were really something. Yeah. I was I'm going to be honest when I said Instapod, I was not expecting it to work as well as it did. But the fact that Instapodicons and the Fubots, the Fubots like natural enemies. The natural. Yeah. Never like cats and dogs, those two. Yeah. One one holds stew and one is good. One is stew. Yeah. So I'm very I'm very anti stew. Oh, I'm anti soup.  Oh, yeah. Yeah. Have you ever had that conversation? Everything's either sandwich or super salad? No. It's like a pizza. It's either super salad, which is it? No.   So you're saying it's soup? I mean, no.  But then somehow he had no conviction whatsoever. You didn't even really have to provoke her back in a corner. You just said so it's soup and he went. It's it's not soup. If you're not with me, you're against me. Only sith deals in absolutes coal.  All right. Too long. You think they'll keep making Star Wars movies? As long as it makes some money. I think they will. Yeah.   I think it's going to be one off for a while. I think I think the movies is going to be a Star Wars this time. Luke's here. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's what the last three movies were. Well, nobody's going to go remix. Yeah. I've heard that they're actually thinking about like retconning like going back and making a new trilogy. Yeah.  You're done with Star Wars. It's fine. We can move on. Yeah. We're not. I'm all about Dune now. Should I? So Halo 2, I don't know. I started it. I'm like probably like an hour and a half into it. There's things I like better about it than Halo 1 for sure, which is a terrible game. Yeah. Definite improvement, but. Should I continue playing Halo 2 if I'm not enjoying it that much? Should I play Halo 3? Have you dual wielded yet? No. It's been asking me if I want to, but it feels like I don't care. Do you care about the story at all? I couldn't tell you what it's about. Keith David is a lizard monster, and he's getting zapped on a different planet. I've got the... And they keep going, you are the Arbiter Heretic, and I'm like, I don't know any of this. I don't understand any of this. None of this means anything. None. I've got the novel renditions, if you want to borrow those to catch up on it. Brush up on it. Absolutely not. They're really worn, because I've read them all like four, five times. Wow. Yeah. It's really bad. It's really bad. I would say either go to 3 or go to Reach. Reach is good. What's Reach? Halo Reach was like... Was that Bungie's last one? Do I play as Mr. Chief? You actually don't. That's the thing about Reach. I think you should play Halo 3, and then play Halo ODST, because ODST is the best one. ODST is fun. Is ODST like a strategy game? No, that's Halo Wars. Do you like smooth jazz? I mean, honestly, do you like smooth jazz? Yeah, answering honestly, yes. Then you might like Halo ODST. Really? Yeah, it's all smooth jazz, baby. Yeah, I'm serious. I was trying to figure out if you were saying there was smooth jazz in it, or... Yeah, there is. There is, and it plays like smooth jazz. Yeah, it goes down like a smooth... Like a John Coltrane... ...back-eye person group. I used to work at a smooth jazz radio station. Really? Oh, really? You may have... Depending on the year, you may have accidentally played the Halo ODST theme without knowing it. It's very possible. Yeah, when you were in there shoving the rat bats into the machine.  But then you turn into bats and fly away. Martin O'Donnell, let's throw it in there. Okay, I'll play ODST. At least it sounds like something... It's got to be better than Halo 1 and 2. Yes. I would say so. Yeah. It is, or... Yikes. I have Game Pass, so I just got a bunch of games to play. I'm playing Banjo-Kazooie. That's fun. Wait, Banjo-Kazooie's on there? Yeah. Yeah. I've only played the bad one. Nuts and bolts? Nuts and bolts? Oh. Yeah. Banjo-Kazooie 1 is fun because you can control the camera now in this remake thing that they did. I mean, it's like the same game, but now you can control the camera and you just collect Jinjos or whatever. It's great. I love it. Here's the question. Because you're going to get a rare replay. Have you played Jet Force Gemini before? And do you agree that it's the best game of all time? Is that a Sega game? No, it was on the N64. Well, it might be. It was on the N64. No, I've never played Jet Force Gemini. I see clips from it. I've never actually played it. It was Halo before Halo. Was that like a robot? It sounds terrible.  And then you play as a guy and a girl.  Oh, I know a game you're talking about. Yeah. No, I didn't play that. No, I didn't play that. This looks like a Mega Man. Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, I can see that. Let me know when it's on Game Pass and I'll check it out. It's in the rare replay. Is that on Game Pass? I think so. I'm pretty sure. I'll check it out. It's on Game Pass. All right. I turned on my Xbox One for the first time in four years last week. There you go. Maybe I'll get Game Pass. I used to use mine just to watch YouTube. That's why I'm using it. Yeah. Let me be clear. Let me be clear. My Xbox is lost to the downstairs cabinet. Oh, mine too. Yeah. Claimed two Xboxes. Yeah.  I don't know why they put this in this chat, but somebody in the chat did say Cummies or Gummies. And I'm trying to figure out what they were referring to. It's a game. Is Pizza Cummies or Gummies? No! The answer is yes. I think it's Gummies. Well, thanks to Transformers for sponsoring this episode of Cole's Comedy Cavalcade. Yeah. Thanks to Transformers, our own show. You did it. You're not sponsoring us, but we did it anyways. Our Transformers show is good. Yeah. And if they have Ratbat, it's the best Ratbat there's ever been. Ratbat. And same for Cup and whatever the other... And RC and Cosmos. And Cosmic Encounters. Yeah. Do we know when that's supposed to be out? Have we announced that yet? I don't know. I do know that there might be a San Diego Comic-Con panel that talks about it. Oh my gosh. That's why we hit you on, Eric.  That's me. And I was here to talk about San Diego Comic-Con, apparently. Yeah. We definitely haven't done the panel yet. And we... I talked about the great weather... Definitely live. Definitely not recorded the three weeks ago. I talked about the great weather that was going on San Diego and the beaches. It was great. Or it will be great. Perfect. It comes out July 30th on Netflix. All right. On Netflix. There you go. Can't wait. And I would take this moment to specifically call out you should watch Recorded by Arzol. It's really good.  Just as soon as content you should watch, it's super fun. I'm excited to see... One of the rare cases where I haven't seen a lot of it just because it's like kind of a different branch of the animation department is working on it. Yeah. Instapodicons. Instapodicons. Yeah. I'm a full butt myself. Yeah. Yeah. And if you like ESA, you can watch Eye of Notes. That would be the reason you watch Eye of Notes. There you go. Or for Carrie. No, no, no. No, that's fine. It's for ESA. Isn't Justin Spears on there sometime? Yeah. And then the... There's like... We have Stash Chan. Don't worry. Only hardcore Eye of Notes members will get that. Stash Chan? Stash Chan, yeah. It makes a lot of sense to me. They got Deep Lore like Halo. Yeah, we do. Oh. Yes. We have Jazz and Deep Lore. Do you guys have Sprinting? We'll see. I mean, I think that you could take one look at the cast if I have notes and know the answer to that one. Yeah. It's okay. I have memes for either. I have memes for either answer. Yeah. We're good. We're going to do whatever Halo Infinite doesn't do. Yeah. If we're talking about seeing Diego Comic-Con, then the thing I want to say is check out twitch.tv slash mega64 podcast because today, Saturday, the 18th from noon Pacific, which is the only real stand, like time zone. All right. All right. From noon Pacific until way later today, they're going to be giving you a mega64 convention experience where they built the booth and they'll be streaming all day. Oh my God. Yeah. I'm going to go to that. That's awesome. Yeah. So check that out. That's going to make me miss conventions. Yeah. So twitch.tv slash mega64 podcast. You guys can check that out. I'm probably going to, I'll stop in and say, hey, because my favorite thing about the mega64 booth is going to it and then talking to everybody there and them just ignoring all of the customers that are there to buy you can have that booth experience for yourself at twitch.tv slash mega64 podcast today starting in Pacific. That's great. Melanie, what do you want to promote? Watch Ruby, because it's the only thing I do. I'm out. No. Thank you. I'm actually against that show now. So we're going to bring this up now. I stopped watching after forest. I like I'm a I'm a B. Effer. I'm a B. Effer before forest before. Oh, I see. I see. Yeah. It's like a Christ thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Interesting, isn't it? It's kind of a Christ thing. Lord and savior. One might say. Yep. All right. He's actually dead. I mean, like, are we getting ruby? Ruby. Oh, call the news. No. The only way the only way that he could be alive is like if I like, I don't understand how he could not be dead, but Hey, we'll see. He didn't fall on a volcano. And that has spawned so many subreddit posts just by me saying. Yep. Yep. It was 100% not a joke where 100% telling the whole truth and nothing but the truth will help you. I've already I've already finished my my volume eight recordings. Oh, was I not supposed to say that? Oh, just as long as you mentioned your volume nine recordings were okay. Oh, no. Oh, no. It's a good thing we stopped filming. Hey there. Thanks for checking out the video. While you're here, go ahead and like, comment and subscribe. Let us know what other kind of tier list you would want to see, what other shows, games, anything anime related at all. If you want to see more great content like that, head on over to roosterteeth.com. You can become a first member. We have a ton more to see.