Oh, let me go to our let me go to Mahler's channel. Oh, is that what we're doing? Um, I was doing your channel, but So yeah, we is our lives is We is our lives is Let's see to know Everything wrong with avengers infinity war with sins sins. That is that is it I For the e-fap gods. I don't know what you mean. I don't know what that is What are you saying that full there's nothing to do with anything rags. What's wrong with you? One watching now. It must be me No, it's cunder thundt. Oh, there's two. Oh Hello cunder thundt. You're the first Um, but yes, hello because because cunder thundt Is the first person in the chat He gets to make a special There's a special message. He gets to he he says a comment and we'll say it out loud on stream to the 21 people watching Hello all my n words Oh, looks like you you've been given a great power cunder thundt. Don't don't Do you? Nate briggers that's true.  I'm in the I did that last time I spent two dollars to say hi rags Guys, we're trying to guys. We're trying to convince the world that we aren't racist chat. You're not you're not helping us right now There's king edward King edward's always uh, he's always a fun one Mostly because I have to like get through his full name before I can even find what he said in the chat I'm king edward long shanks the first hammer the scouselord of wales king of england exactly Which is an esteemed position to have by the way, his name is almost as long as denaris targaryen's like list of titles I love a davos the response that we just goes this is john snow. Yeah, uh king in the north About the only line I liked in that whole season There uh, there's more than just that. That's good. It's just so much bad. Sure. Sure there I like I liked the john and um Berek dondarian talk that was like the only that was the only good part of episode seven the conversation Jamie and olana have to Oh, yeah, that one was good He's a viper. Yes. Hello. Uh, let's let's see. What have we got for the fun little updates We got 31 funny kittens. That's not Oh, that's a good one. Look at him. Oh Oh, right. I should probably wait. Yeah, I usually No, look, he's kissing him. Look at that. He's so cute The kittens are doing a blep. Look at him. Oh, look at them. They're so Oh, you tried to oh, that's violent.  Oh, that's nudity.  All right, the e-fap cover is on now. No more no more kittens You see everyone you asked us not to do the last Jedi so now we're reviewing kittens We were reviewing kittens. Yep. No go beck No, I think I think this I think the show needs more last Jedi based episodes Oh, is this gonna make it off screen a bit?  It is off screen a bit One anniversary of the last Jedi um We're in someone's own all time Someone said that uh, those were alt-right kittens. They are except for the little black one Yeah, he's a BLM kitten Well, actually nowadays, I mean if if I can be if I can be alt-right And if Ian Miles Chong can be alt-right and if sargon can be alt-right Why didn't you mention me as well, by the way? Anybody can be alt-right. So being black is no excuse anymore. It's not a get out of jail free card anymore What's off screen about that? I don't think I've ever been called alt-right.  You're too egalitarian to not be called alt-right I don't think I have any controversial opinions really There's no such thing as not having that It's impossible you thought you used to be pure. Oh, no Controversial opinion is okay Just wait until just Just wait until destiny invites you to a debate Then you'll be exposed Um, yeah, what may as well considering you just we've just mentioned that, uh Braggs, do you want to do you want to read?  Let's go in You could start med you Hang on. Let me drag it across Oh This is the the the gentleman from reddit This is about efap The gentleman So this is how you know you've you've struck it big if some randy on reddit talks about you I don't go to the reddit myself Okay, I have a subreddit. Um Cinema sin sins has a subreddit. I'm sure this is much more positive than the the one this came from Yeah, he has the word sin twice in his name. It has to be Too negative to be positive. That's true To be to be fair sins backwards is snis That is true. Yeah, it's true. Yeah, that sounds so evil this comment from reddit is as thus It's like, let me get a beer. I'll be right back Um, I guess I was just gonna say by the way apparently there's there's some news that came out that um TLJ's script was finished before tfa's script was yeah, I heard about that How is that Well, I I don't uh I'm not 100% sure It's it's come from someone who worked with it and someone who's actually in favor of tlj, but I don't know How would that how could you be in favor of tlj and think rain damage? This is That's true. I'm not I'm not serious. It's okay to like the last jedi. So no, it's not you. It's Um, but yeah, no, I thought it was interesting The comment says They are three youtubers who are known for making three to seven hour long streams attacking people who both enjoy And defend the last jedi movie triggered snowflakes For instance I remember hearing that they made a six hour stream Attacking a video that was responding to rags quite terrible I hate everything's video on how certain reactions I.e. the rampant negativity towards the movie and actors were unwarranted and the people who made them should be ashamed of themselves Note that IHE's video was not aimed at attacking or criticizing people who hated the movie or hand flaws Since he holds some of the same opinions They and their followers are known for having an arrogant tendency to silence opposing views on the matter By claiming that they have addressed every possible argument against them and call them objectively wrong Hence the numerous comments saying that You know, of course it follows logically They will search every video And claim that a five to six hour long video series by moller the one without the furry Oh, it's only matter of time Is the only video one should watch about the last jedi and why they say it is bad However, the biggest claim that they make is that all people who like the movie Attached to the star wars brand and that they can't come to dislike it because of that irony Politically to lean heavily towards the alt right Your next incense Just by talking to people who have already been accused of being all right, I will soon be accused by someone Yeah, hey chat. Hey chat make sure uh post f if you think that sin sins is alt right Cinema sin sins you have been called alt right. You just don't know it I know someone is going to meme it and now someone's going to read it and someone's going to believe it Don't worry people don't really believe that we are like five people And The whole chat's typing f so it's true. You are alt right that last sentence so rags. Just uh, just get that one Okay, we're almost there almost there if you've heard about the complaints that the actors had been harassed constantly Their views were heavily connected to that. What does that mean? It means that because we have negative opinions about the movie that we are directly connected With the people who said terrible things to the actors and actresses Even though we explicitly state over and over That you should not attack the actors and actresses for the character that they are portraying Because that would be retarded. It's just I just Yeah, like the way they phrase this whole thing. It's it's like they're reporting it It's like this is what I've heard and seen. I'm completely objective here. This is just how it goes You know, like they just objected the the bit about how we silence Uh opposing views. It's like how could you ever come to that conclusion with what we do? I love that part because we literally we Like I've been on once before um you generally Generally will show the video you're talking about You know as a general rule.  Yeah, man, we Nobody would know we silence criticism so much that we brought on sinsons twice after You know destroying his video.  Oh, yeah, technically I have been on uh twice before Oh, yes, he was more of a uh subject and then a What's the opposite of subject? Uh Okay, you're an attacker now I did bring up right about both times though. You're silencing attacker alt writer. That's what you are now But yeah, like the Borg That's fun, you know You get a lot of these crazy things. Um, that is a very strange. I a part of me I don't think this person has ever actually watched an episode of evap. I mean, how can they they're like five hours long?  Um What was that one that happened on twitter today? I think I sent wolf and rags it, uh, let me see if I can find it Because it's quite fun.  I could find it Why don't you just go to the hard conversation where you posted it? There are so many ways to find it faster I was just hoping that all of a sudden my mouse is sensitivity going vertically Way faster than horizontally and I have no idea why that happened. What kind of mouse do you got? It's a it's a logitech g600.  I don't have no idea why it's doing this Um, so yeah, you accidentally click one of the buttons on the on the left side. They're they're all bound to um regular keyboard buttons That's interesting. That's very it's very strange Uh, so there's a conversation between people on twitter about whether or not I am like Uh, politically in line with the right even though they started out talking about whether or not I like the lj so it's just weird, but uh The conversation ends it follows Moller it makes complete sense, of course But uh, this guy completes the conversation with blocking me and the person who's talking to One of the last things he says is sure and the fact that he hates movies with minority or female Protagonists and like a likes a movie whose main character is a sympathetic dude advocating for genocide But the greater good is totally not influenced by anything other than logic and facts praise ben Shapiro Is that what's like way what?  He said anything any any race that's a minority I apparently Yeah, actually Thanos is the protagonist of infinity war and he's a minority. How many purple people are there in the universe exactly Yeah, how many purple friends do you have? My friend is purple I'm not racist. My friend is purple I once dated a purple Someone in the chat said the alt right sponsored by lodgesack sponsored by mula and the efap crew Um, yeah, there's a couple people who sent me it. So I figure I'll mention it There's a there's a video. I think it's called something like bad media criticism and um The reason that apparently came to me among other things was the eric taxon said like You couldn't talk about ballerot this because if you did it would take you like an hour Or whatever else and I was just like it's funny because I agreed with a lot of your points Not like the entire thing but The kind of thing that's you know undeniable where she says like when people get facts wrong It's like who's gonna disagree with that. Nobody likes it when someone gets facts wrong, but um We could totally watch that video on efap sometime, but um Eric moved on to twitter that was has said that he's apparently working on a video About me specifically and the topic up for discussion is how I avoid criticism So he knows we like do these like I think well considered he referenced efap at the wolf video. He must know that this exists So it's probably but hey, he even said he doesn't watch him Like like people can come on whenever they want like every person we've covered has been invited on Like rags if someone had a gun to every single person you ever cared about and they said make a good argument For how the people on efap avoid criticism Having watched all the episodes. What kind of argument would you make? Let me see Because personally I'd go for something like they try their best to uh, probably Break up videos the point where You can criticize each like sentence Or something. Um Yeah, but that wouldn't be avoiding criticism. That would just be the way that we criticize Well, no, this is what I mean. I don't think you can make a good argument But what's the best you could come up with because that's obviously what he's gonna do Or try I mean because he's like say that we if he just says we avoid criticism That's not gonna work It's just funny how the guy who disables ratings on his videos is the one accusing you of avoiding criticism Also, the guy who refuses to talk to me because I'm too toxic and then continues to make videos that relate to me Cool I completely agree with the guy Who commented about it a few episodes ago where he said the only reason He wants to talk to me is because I'm easier to anger So he would just pull a destiny on me to try and make himself look better without making any actual Good arguments. Well, this is the thing like me and rags I don't see how he could possibly consider us I don't even know how you consider us toxic. I don't know how you get to that point. I'm really a nice guy You have to tell people that because apparently it's just not true That sounds exactly the kind of thing a bad guy would say. Yeah, you wouldn't have to tell people you're a good guy That's how they get you So, yeah, but we're we're really nice people Um, I said any you're welcome to come on. He's just never gonna do it I imagine he'll address it in his video, but yeah, he said it's currently at 7 000 words And he's still going on it. So this might be a toro situation where we have to have like Eight hours of e fapping on whatever this video comes out We've already done that two weeks in a row But like in your videos You will even start off by saying based off of what I have heard about the last episodes I'm changing this and I'm amending that and I'm clarifying this Yeah, that's how I avoid criticism I don't I really am I mean, I'm super confused.  That doesn't make sense to me I can tell you that it is I I have had, you know, a little bit of experience with that Well, whatever do you mean? I just but like is it worth it for him to do that? Or also getting all of the crap he's gonna get for it I don't know.  He already deleted criticism and hides the likes. So Well, either way, and if if it gets dislikes and it's just brigading by Trolls or 4chan or whatever. So whatever he said, I don't know. Um I asked if you'll do a video on rags as well. Just you know to complete the three and uh, he said rags isn't worth mentioning Yeah, okay, so uh, it's weird though You'd think I'd be the easiest to go after because pretty much all of my content is off the cuff because I don't script or anything Not to mention the people have gone after you before Yeah, Mauler haven't had a whole lot of people go after us. That's true. Um Maybe they know it doesn't go well He's afraid that you're gonna do What you did to uh, jerry genesis He had a conversation on twitter about like all the biggest problems with my videos And one of them was that um, he says it takes me too long to make a point that apparently I do have some good points But I've got too much fluff in them and it would be much better if I reduced my videos by like a third I think he said and I was just like but that's not that's a lot of content But I was just that's not even that bad like is that worth making a video over Like your videos we've talked about this before if people's big criticism of you is that your videos are too long Like you're pretty much set. You're good to go. I mean, yeah, it's not the worst of criticisms. It's like, oh Yeah, it's not like you're lying. Are you taking things out of context?  It's pretty good You know pretty good Yeah, just You know, it'll be interesting to have Possibly sin sins possibly even to our whoever when we eventually cover that video to bring one of them on Especially with wolf too just because it's living proof that the whole doesn't listen to criticism thing Just doesn't necessarily apply I mean, it would be really awkward if there was a tweet out there that said You know in order to talk about your video on how we don't take criticism You're welcome to join you are welcome to join us on a live stream to discuss it with us in person Like that would be kind of awkward to have that exist as a thing out there, you know I mean you turn down I'm curious if he knows about the toro podcast because that's us You know breaking down the criticism those addressed to us Responding to it and then having the person the author respond back like It doesn't get much more clear than that but I was thinking like it goes both ways too because we've had I mean, I know this is this is just me and wolf's weird But we we spoke to I had everything we addressed all of his criticisms that he fucking retracted I dare say most of them. I can't remember what all of them were but uh And then on the other on the other end of the scale there was a youtuber with I think something like 2000 Subscribers who made a video that addressed me and a couple other people in terms of like toxic tlj hate and um The section on me involved the whole like objectivity thing It's just like, mm-hmm. You know all the standard stuff you've heard about me And so I just put a comment saying like here's discord link I'll talk to you about it if you want because he actually said he would in the video and I did Then we had a conversation for about I want to say like two hours. I think that's a tweet you put out after it I'll put it in the um In the chat as well. Nice nice, dude, and um, I'll be interested to see what he puts out In future, you know, everybody does this stuff but um Like he liked my tweet about uh Not being able to take criticism apparently for for very taxed I'm just like there's too many people that this has happened with the ferv to make a strong argument But you know, we'll just have to see what he says by the time he makes it You know, like a lot of people are really really They're kind of invested in the idea that they're only real tactic against us a lot of the times Is just to try and convince people that we're something we're not Um Well, it's because they don't have any valid criticisms of anything we do so they have to rely on saying they're all right Yeah, if you guys were legitimately trying to criticize what we do I think the biggest argument I would make is that uh, we'll miss stuff Or we'll we'll make a point look something like something else because we take it too early but If we find that's the case we'll usually correct the record So then moments later we catch it And so my my conclusion would be they're not perfect, but then again Is there a show that does what we're doing that is perfect? So like it's pretty tough Get everything perfect. I mean We try and we try to have fun too obviously, but uh, Yeah, well, you know, criticism is a serious business There's a no fun zone Oh, yeah, so that's another thing I should probably mention. Um We did say we wouldn't cover cinema scenes After the predator one, but like I saw this one. He just gets so much wrong. It's insane. Um But on top of that, it's the fact that I mean, we've never been able to talk about infinity war I don't think so I don't think so. No. Well, we had that one video Um Oh The thing is that was like beating beating your Uh, like like domestic violence and stuff. It was it was his argument was the film justifies abuse as love Yes, written by the same guy who wrote aliens colonial marines. So, you know I still I don't I have no idea what the storyline is for that reason. Okay, mauler chat You say yes, if you want me and mauler to do a stream where the two of us play co-op colonial why would they say no? Oh Well, exactly. You can All right, we can I can play a shitty game twice. We're gonna call it We're gonna call it. Um, actually how many people can play colonial marines at once. Maybe it is like four people Oh my gosh, we could be like a trio. We could be a squad And sin sins can be there and we'll be like you can play the alien squad. Yeah, let let me see Split Wow, it's got a six out of 10 That's that's way too high. Some people will clap at anything Uh, be I was gonna say I can't tell how many people we can go on it might be four people though Movies with mickey was sort of addressing a concept while this is like Him pointing out plotted character errors or whatever. So much ease of breakdown and hey We were actually gonna have sin sins on again at some point and I figure this is much more suitable You know, I try and Execute the right content for the guest. It doesn't always work The way I do it. Usually it's just are you okay with this and they're like, yes And so that that works out, but this just seems right, you know And for the there's a lot of people asking like You know when when is ex-guest gonna come on? It's like seriously I am trying to get all the people who've been requested on it's just it's tough to get the right videos because um You know like like like logics for example, he was an awesome guest It's just that he didn't have huge amounts to say on the last Jedi because he's not that invested in it um We'd rather get that sorry. No, I know right Not that invested in the last Jedi He's got a cameo in my in my tfa series. So, you know, he likes uh, he likes star wars enough It's just yeah, we try and I don't know get it get it quite right, but we get an apology He he's uh, he's invested in star wars and we talked to him a little bit on logic stream Oh, yeah, yeah, I mean it was dependent that didn't go very well Well, it I think it got sorted out. It was that was a weird conversation because we didn't realize we were dealing with somebody Who because like he accused us of being like rampantly hatredy of it, right? I guess he wasn't used to it. Yeah. Yeah, which is fine. We we we explained it Um, he's a good guy Yeah, it kind of started off weird when we were all like, oh the last Jedi sucks and then like 20 minutes later I liked it and he's like, yeah, I worked on the set of the prequels When I do my prequels, I'm totally gonna talk to it. That'll be interesting. Um, oh, yeah I like the prequels are terrible, but I love them. But yeah, by the way, because of how terrible our structure is By the way, that that's yeah, so our guest today is sin sins. Hello Yeah Icon, it's a beautiful the only one who doesn't have a christmas icon. How dare you I mean It actually doesn't show up for me either, but I see it on the Oh, now I see it. Okay. I like it. I like it. You're not perpetuating the war against christmas. That's good It's a war rhino. It's a full christmas. Sean Hannity would be proud War for some of the rhinos were fighting for christmas against black panther I it's a war against christmas by the quanzinites The last thing is a lot of people want us to check out linkara doing a comic review on I think it's tfa and he has this like crazy rant against tlj hatred Yeah, do you guys know linkara at all? No, no, so he's from the channel awesome days. He's a comic book reviewer And I think there's very few of them or at least there certainly was a few of them back Like rewind like eight years And so he's got to be popular 10,000 subs so he's but like I saw it and it's just it was just embarrassing to watch And I was like we don't we don't need to cover it. We don't none of us can't mention It's literally him just going stop talking about the last Jedi. It's like, okay No, it's bad Um, the hell maybe we could uh, check it out if if we don't get a full fap I mean e-fap out of this, you know I don't know who said that what Speaking of full fap our subject video for today is cinemasins Everything wrong with avengers infinity war which Hopefully some of you may or may not have seen um, I haven't we have I liked it I haven't I may have given some people the wrong impression of my video even though I had a line for it I don't think it's a flawless film and we will probably cover the things that are that are uh, Fucky in it Aliens colonial marines is for player we can do it guys When would we do that? I don't know moller. I'm going to gift you aliens colonial marines on twitter. I am twitter steam I'm pretty sure I might have it I can't remember I'd pull up my steam But I don't want to do that right now because I don't feel calm screen, which is I shall look and see how much it costs I go in I don't You know, there we go. All right colonial Colon it starts with colon colon eel. It's only six bucks. I can get it for you And then the three of us can suffer together. Well, no, it won't be sufferable. We'll laugh at it Oh, wait. Yeah, I guess I don't have it. Well, they make sense. I don't have it. Why would I buy that game? Well, I'll buy it for both of you and we can all play it on stream together and laugh at how awful It's fine.  So Every frame of stutter there we go. Apparently you can fix it up by doing changing something in any file, right? No, no We can I don't want to do that. We should we have to play it as a digital First off that doesn't fix that terrible game But second we should not do that because it's too funny to look at all the horrible shit in that game Someone desperately wants to know why jay sounds like pull betty Jay do you want to I I don't know that's that's vision People in the shafts and uh every game a play Yeah, that's honestly as as for all of the people whose voices I get compared to that's the one that I'm like, yeah, that's that's fine Uh a lot more often I get compared to h bomb a guy and I'm like Well, I mean I I I could hear a bit of it, but it's probably just because you guys are from similar areas or something What's interesting is that the six dollars is is for everything all the dlc's in the pack It's six dollars for everything Okay, well, I'll definitely buy it for you guys and we'll do it as like a cart How many do you see does this game have? Well, let me tell you more than it deserved nine The state is interrupted movie map pack bug hunt dlc reconnaissance pack um The sharp sticks sawed off double barrel shotgun the collector's edition pack and the limited edition pack We got to play it guys We got we got to give it we we can even do like the terrible dlc that people are like this fixes the whole story But it just makes the story even more retarded than it usually was We'll we'll figure something out because does assuming the online still works like a corp campaign thing, isn't Yeah, I mean we don't need to play the multiplayer. No one cares about what I was gonna say Do you know that it definitely is a corp campaign? Yes, I looked it up. Okay, good Uh All of the dlc's are the same price as the full collection Well, it seems they would Does this come with the the game does this come with the actual game? Someone suggested every frame of game and you could call it efag I don't know if People would be like, did you mean efrag that we're like, no No Um Sounds like bearing jay does not have an australian accent. How could you possibly? Yeah, he doesn't steal arid either The oh true true. He hasn't gotten his channel nuked for that yet I don't I don't this is this this is something i'm definitely not getting He's bearing as a youtuber who used a bear for a while and then the people who owned the picture of the bear Like claimed it and got his channel All of the story is don't sell merchandise with copyrighted material Make it just get a fan to draw you something pay them and then you're good You'll be fine Don't grab something off google and then put it on a t-shirt. That's not a good plan Don't do what soldier boy did You know about that I agree to the terms these teams subscribe or anything. I don't know about that Oh soldier boy like bought a bunch and knock off Chinese consoles and started calling them like the soldier console or whatever And started selling like illegal nintendo roms on them in nintendo's like seeking to put them in jail I like how so far i'm that character in like if this was a movie I would be that character who doesn't know what's going on And the rest of us are like Giving you all the exposition There's a whole lore book to read through free fat. Let's be fair Basically your Frodo and the rest of us are gandalf trying to tell you There's so much to explain Frodo I still haven't seen those films by the way What what's wrong with you? I told you to do it last time we talked I literally just watched all three of them yesterday Really? Really? Yeah. Well I do it like seven times a year They're my favorite movies. I watch them all the time. Pretty sure. Well, let's watch this. Let's watch this movie Let's watch the cinemas in this movie. Yeah, I was gonna say Do I do I read super chats as a thing before starting it or wait until we end it? We'll we'll take a break. All right, you can catch up. I can go outside and pee Go outside.  Yeah Come on dogs are better than Geez Dogs at least care about their hygiene to some extent. Oh my god. All right. We will we will read them At a break. I will I will run through them. But until then yes, uh, Is everybody quite ready? I was born ready You know, I just I do think it's important to bring up for the people who are gonna be in the comments inevitably saying It's all just If you look at the comment section of this video As a response to that we don't care If you look in the comment section of this video like all of the top comments People correcting him about stuff. So if this is satire, then cinemas fans are not aware of that Well, I mean we're satire. Okay. Yeah, we're satire.  Yeah satire I'm pretending to be a person who would do this. So if you're annoyed at me, I'm nailing it apparently I'm playing a character. Someone in the chat said satire is implied Yeah Curiously, by the way, you know the whole The the ding slam of the hammer noise thing. What did you what was your thought process for coming up with the um Your reverse version of that j exactly what we're gonna do because a lot of people will just do the dings anyway We when I when I have you mean the ding I use on my channel yours is like a So, um, I went into my music software and I made a sound I was curious if you would have considered like reversing the sound of the ding just for the hell of it Would they do that in their own videos anyway to um to take sins off I just wanted a uh a distinct sound that was like similar enough that people would know what it was The fart sound would have gotten you so many more views dude.  Yeah, use that sound bite That's occasionally in my videos. I don't mind being demonetized. It's like the best part of that whole movie And it's just the best part of that entire film, yeah Sorry I don't need to read a super chat ahead of time. It's just the guy said that reaction is why I always hesitate to tell people I've neither seen harry potter or lord of the rigs I know a guy from high school who had never seen star wars And I was like how do you live in the west and you've never seen the biggest movie ever? I guess like literally ever for us though like between us four probably well Even me and wolf even just me like the amount of movies we've seen is is Probably unrealistic for the average person by far But My whole entire yesterday watching lord of the rings so Well, you know, it's like if I just spend time Woke up at seven in the morning got done it like 12 at night Still frustrating that he says the in 22 minutes or less thing. It's don't It bets this is 23 minutes Yeah, but he said he's gonna the doesn't account for the intro now trail rags. Jesus.  I mean wait What doesn't know he doesn't Even for giving the nine seconds of black screen this logo takes a 34 comes back to life immediately I mean Wolf said in his original video on infinity war that Thanos healed himself Do you say via the time stone would you say in general? Well, um, I don't know if I said he healed himself I think I just said that he used the time stone because it looked green to me when he like vanished So I was just like, all right. So he just used the time stone Well, because uh The friend of mine was like You said that's not a thing that happened to me and I was like, it's not though He said look at the scene again, and if you look at it really slowly in hd It looks like something's happening with his wound like it might be sealing up and it's a bit of green on it Like it looks like he's healing himself. Yeah, and I was like, is that something he can do? Yeah, I mean I Like it wasn't me being disingenuous. I genuinely thought I think it's funny Because from just seeing in the cinema, I'm like, no, wolf was wrong and I saw in the blue right and I was like, wait, he might have been right But uh, yeah, I don't know seconds for one goddamn studio.  Yeah, they they have like Thor saying we are refugees. Please don't kill I'm pretty sure it's again, not not just a correct, but it's just an interesting detail So I think I've said this on eFat before I can remember but um, the voice is Kenneth Branagh who uh directed the full one Wait, is that um the voice in the in the distress signal? Apparently No, it's uh, it's the director from full one. I think all white people sound the same. Yeah, man.  So I can tell you as well I counted those bodies when I was doing my video on it and there are 16 people On that on the floor Correct me if I'm wrong, but at the end of Thor three There's quite a lot of people in that throne room ish look scene if you remember right like they're all standing Yeah, it's literally full, isn't it?  It's like mostly full guide, but uh The floor is full. This is important Of course This is what one would call a nitpick, but I don't even know if we can call it back. So I don't think it's accurate Yeah, not an accurate. I'm also wondering If you have a problem with nitpicks, then this is not the channel for like You I'm fine with the idea that they are nitpicking just make it right, you know be correct You know the part that gets me is that you would have split the the the ship in half And somehow corg and valkyrie ended up on the other half like you'd think Well, I mean, you know, no, no, no, how that happened, but it happened the film's telling us it happened on the news Steam has finished downloading aliens colonial marines Okay I have even better news someone in the chat said rhino milk balances the universe purple retard Um Yeah, anyway Since asgard lost so many at the hands of k blanchett and thorn part three does thanos update what constitutes 50 population of I don't think so You know what?  I think you know if you told thanos, um Let's just say there's a thousand people in universe and 500 will be killed by your actions He's like good Then if they go, however, if you don't be very specific 550 will die and he'd be like that's fine, too Like I'll get over close enough.  So he's not technically dead.   Like how many exactly half What if that's an odd number of people in the ship?  Just like It's down at his little desk.  Why didn't thanos collect the stones any earlier and number two like why did he take so long? Why didn't he do it himself? Although there's all these other things but it's like um I think it's implied that he was trying to send out subordinates to get them first and then Loki kind of Failed him and Ronan betrayed him So wasn't there that like that uh after credits scene It was like one of the first times he was ever shown where he like grabbed some weapon and he was he said something to the effect of He grabs the gauntlet doesn't he yeah, which I think it's implied that the first place he goes to is Xandar and the reason he does is to get the power stone Which I assume they haven't said this I assume he needs the power power one first. Otherwise, he can't wield any of the other ones Like the power one gives him the power to wield the rest if you know what I mean It'll make him stronger in general anyway So, uh, it's probably a good one to go for first and the second he gets is the one that allows him to teleport It's just like this order seems seems worthy so far and then he goes after the one that's the hardest to get Um, but to do that he has to bait in the guardians, right? That's why he does that first That's the whole plot line and then his his men have to go to earth because that's where two of the While the remaining ones are Timeline wise it makes enough sense I don't I'm not sure where exactly the contradictions would lie like Is the complaint that he wasn't fast enough from what we know It's like people saying why didn't he do this sooner? Like the same question is just like why didn't anyone do anything sooner? It's like this is this is just how long it took him like if he was born sooner Maybe he would have done it sooner. Maybe if he had more time you would have got to this quicker And I might have had a new takes people time to do things if he had lost I might have agreed with him But he still wins like what difference does it make? Maybe if he wasn't purple he got off his ass and done it's faster, but you know How long the gauntlet had to be made we don't know how long that took Well, we know that he has it at the end of age of ultron. Yeah, but isn't that timeline wise we would then assume he goes to zandar Which means he has to travel there You know however long that takes destroy the whole planet take the stone And then meet up with Thor that would be his timeline Probably enough time in there to say that's what happened. I don't know. It's like is it three years? I feel like the thing that's going to take most time is him just doing his research first You'll be tough to find this out Someone said guys it there is an old Chinese proverb that says measure twice cut once I don't know what that means, but I agree Someone in a chat said why didn't Thanos just fly the eagles to endor? This trouble he's going through to find infinity stones He could have traveled planet to planet and did this job faster like six years ago when we were introduced to him in the first Yeah, I don't think you understand how big the universe is.  That's what he does it with But yeah, so yeah and have the tesseract It was destroyed on as god if Thor doesn't send Loki down into Odin's trophy room at the end of Thor the third Does the tesseract survive it and float around in space into Thanos quest and when he realizes He can't possess the space stone does the snap only produce impotent sparks at that point It's a hypothetical. What would happen if the movie was completely different Some part of me thinks that the space stone would be fine in space Yeah, I doubt it would be um as for him finding it they would probably have to make up a reason for why he could but uh Again, well, they don't do that with any of the other stones. Well, this is the thing I I just assumed Why not go because as writers, you know the rusos do a lot of things that I appreciate but I figure it's an easy explanation to just say if you possess one stone You get a sense of where the other stones are, you know So you just had to get one and you knew where one was and from there on but they don't ever have an explanation for that so I would rather sin that they'd be like how the hell did did Thanos know exactly where all the stones were but um You know, that's another that's another thing this one is just what would have happened if Loki didn't pick up the tesseract But that's not what happened and I think I talked to jay about this before but like it It's it would be out of character for him not to have grabbed the tesseract Yeah, that was when we were watching the film on on a call someone in the chat said Thanos ben and Guys, you know what to do Come on guys, let's see those Thanos ben photoshop. Do you want a michael sir? I don't Hey, man, it would look better than that awful quintin Thanos photoshop. That's true Can someone make that better as well imagine quintin, but physically fit Could you imagine quintin without a unibrow? Um Quintin said It's genuine question though, by the way, the the uh the big dude and the telekinetic guy They literally like teleport or else fly right to dr. Strange and they refer to him as stone keeper. It's like, how do you guys know? But it's almost the movie plays as if we should have known and I I don't remember any detail that we've explained it But hey Well with the time stone I feel like it doesn't really need an explanation because the time stone has been with dr. Strange for a while now And that's just something they could have researched Like you get the impression they're prepared for a really long time for this and if every stone was in like a constant place Then it would be fine for them to know where they were The ones that I have like the ones that it like it seems weird with are the ones that are moving about Like the mind stone and space stone weird that they know it's Wakanda Well, yeah, I was about to say the space stone has been with the asgardians for ages now, but It only recently nearly left asgard and I guess Thanos cut them off right as they were leaving that area Also, I'd like to bring up the fact that there are no war rhinos in Wakanda and that makes me very unhappy They account for that in the dialogue They're part of a tribe and then they say that tribe's not interested because they're still recovering or something like that They're in a rhino milk shortage.  I just imagine that he was out for the count from a previous fight or something Unless you were a battle It could be yeah, well If we were asked to make a scene that's 10 seconds long to explain why this is the case I would probably just argue that he went back into banner form before then they get attacked He's consumed and then there's just a scene where he's like come on. Oh come on That he comes out and that would actually inform the rest of the film better in a way Yeah No, that's what I'm saying if I was if I was tasked to write it.  It's just that we don't see it Yeah, why did it take so long to happen film? But it's enough like I said, there could have been a reason for it There's no it doesn't directly Screw but I I will give cinema sins leeway for this one. All right, cinema sins high five, okay All right, you got one thing right. Let's see all the other things you're gonna get wrong Thanos destroys hawk with only one stone in his glove later with many stones in the glove His punch will be held by super angry cap in America after going toe to toe. Um, he doesn't use the stone for either of these things Uh, what I will say is as far as I am aware Possessing the power stone makes you powerful quote-unquote, you know, oh Like well, but I mean the count as far as I'm concerned He's countering the hawk here. If you notice the way he fights. He's not just brawling He's like dodge counter dodge counter dodge counter and he any throat punches him as well with cap Do you guys remember him struggling to defeat cap?   He like reaches out towards cap with his gauntlet hand Cap stops his hand and then he's like, huh, this guy's pretty strong And then Thanos just punches him straight out of the fight And that's that's it completely done Yeah, it doesn't power level wise and I'm confused by the point because Thanos beats everyone everyone Is it just he didn't beat cap fast enough? That's the problem He literally beat cap in like two seconds I just thought it was always an epic moment because cap is only A normal man pushed to his best limits sort of thing and he's the final line before he gets to his goal. That's really cool He is the final He's final avenger.  Fuck. I couldn't totally miss that. Oh, yeah Uh, yeah, technically scarlet which is the last one, but you know The next part though the uh, he goes toe-to-toe with iron man on titan for a while He does iron man does seem to put up a better fight against Uh, Thanos than Hulk does but I feel like he's actually using like yeah, he's using tactics Besides didn't iron man defeat hulk Uh, did he when was that with a really really really big iron man suit? Hey, he did do it Ultron is like my least like memorized Oh, except dot world.  It's awesome Oh with iron man on titan for a good bit and the power distribution slash comparisons and the mcu have never felt more Squirrely than in this week I mean they seem fine to me. I don't know also is valkyrie Valkyrie should really shout out valkyrie should have at least been shouted out in this movie Thank god and valkyrie god have my people the way to safety is all thor had to say later. Isn't that implied? Yeah, I would imagine I mean I wouldn't say that word without it being me now, but I mean I I I went into this thinking. Oh, so are they all dead then? Because they never really do mention them when the scene opens and it shows off the ship I was like, oh, that's a reference. Isn't it's the whole 50 50 people die 50 people don't sort of thing the problem with Jeremy's suggestion of putting in a line later of Thor saying thank god valkyrie got half my people to safety is that He literally doesn't see anyone else that knows who valkyrie is I mean what but how clunky would that have been? Yeah, I mean You could put in a line to that effect if he was talking to you know, he's like oh Thanos destroyed my ship. Oh, we have people. Okay. Well half of them were okay valkyrie. So, you know, you could you could write dialogue that That communicates that Maybe if you had Thor say something like you've you've killed my people and then Thanos just says half That was like it or um in that conversation with between uh Thor and rocket He could have been said something to the effect of at least half my people are safe, but But yeah, he does say that later, doesn't he? Does he pretty sure he does jay use your powers does Does Thor say I don't remember people are alive I don't remember him saying that Oh, I mean, it wouldn't be fap without being pedantic. So infinity war script All right, what does he what does somebody does say in that scene just so I can control effort? Um step through the hut rabbit He says rabbit through the whole thing I don't know We were talking through half the movie when we watched it Stabbed through the hut is a line from I think the scene you're talking about Wait, wait look up sister because he talks about um his sister At that point uh birthplace ham of dead brothers knowing blah blah blah blah killed by dark elf particular mid mission Uh I think it's earlier than that. It might have been in the scene where he first wakes up I can't remember someone in chat. There's a couple people in chat who said that um Thor says to rocket half my people are dead.  That's what he says Okay, so that's a really tiny, but okay. Yeah, but that's what we were getting for, right? Yeah, a little bit of exposition Just do what the f**k is it? It's a mission accomplished. That's true. Yeah pedantry wins folks. This is why the streams are seven hours long This guy we've sat through 18 goddamn films And if i'm remembering correctly 75 of the mcu has been Thanos bitching about traffic on the freeway And we haven't once been introduced to these powerful f**ks that follow him around or why he needs them I mean I mean, I guess I agree with him I would have been cool to have had these guys pop up in the other movies in some way shape or form No denying that I don't think they needed to be They don't need to it would have been, you know But that's true I think the mistake because I can't remember let media talk about this but um The lack of Thanos scenes was always implying that whoever ends up with Thanos has the freedom to do a lot Instead of being locked down to whatever happens in those scenes Or it was literally because they were just like we have no idea what we're doing with this guy So we just give him tiny scenes, but um Perfect man. It's it's almost like he uses uh, Loki and what's his name? Ronan Because they were like Not the people he actually cares about because not about you guys, but it looks like he cared about these four more so than I don't know Is the other people Showed up more in the first guardians film rather than The most bland villain ever conceived in the history of film being Ronan is like the weakest part of guardians one for me Isn't he returning? Oh god, why would he he's gonna be in captain marvel? I'm assuming it's just a cameo Oh my god, please Don't if they have an emotionless boring protagonist. Why not have a villain that reflects that? I wanted to be good At least make the villain good don't Stick us with Ronan You just mr. I'm bad because I'm bad. You're not like blue people No, I don't especially when they wear shitty eyeliner Sure, put infinity stone retrieval in the hands of your henchmen that works so well in the 39 other movies, didn't you? Well, clearly trust these guys more. That's what I was always they thought children of Thanos, right?  You should play a very good game Very good game. That's like your opinion It is Excellent. I've literally never heard of this game hell blade send it with sacrifice Yep, pretty good game the sequel to colonial marines. Oh, that looks good for my pc to run It's actually really well optimized. Yeah, it's gorgeous. Like what what graphics card do you get? I'll be honest. I couldn't tell you right now. I would have to check Tell us I don't I don't know right now I don't know Wait, you don't did you buy it pre-built? I did not buy it pre-built, but um, so how did you see for me? It was a christmas present Oh, and he didn't give you a look at the the side that shows you all your parts and all their glory Where you can like I trusted him with it.   I don't know. I've never actually looked System information Yes, yeah, you just type into the little search bar system information and then I'm looking right at It's right under your no not right under your processor. Um Fuck, where is it actually people are saying actually, you know, this might be the But why why is this happening now anyway? Who cares because we're This is important go to I just go I just I've put it in myself.   It's just what card do you have? Just right right click on your desktop. This is why the stream is seven hours long Because you So right click on your desktop and it says like view sort by refresh all that does it have nvidia control panel? no Oh Christ almighty. Do you have amd? I mean, I have an amd processor, but do you have it?  I should probably do windows. Yeah, I don't actually know how Okay, okay. I will find this stuff out for you and I will let you know No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no This is what we're gonna do. This is what we're gonna do You're gonna click in the box at the bottom left and you're gonna type in run and enter Hang on, okay Okay, did you do that? Yeah Okay, did a little box pop up it is okay now type in dx diag hit enter Hang on. Well, I've forgotten literally all of this. Let's go to task manager. Go to task manager Just just go to task manager and then hit the performance tab and it's right there It's like this is like being uh on the phone to tech support, but And then hit the That's racism gpu Card information. Yes, we also accept payments of Gift cards and target gift cards Okay, did you go to dx diag? No, just go to task manager and hit the performance tab and it's right there. Oh, uh, okay Hang on This is right. Okay. Well, if you got performance What have you got the stream down is gpu. I do you see that gpu. See what just hit performance and it's right That's awesome. It wasn't entirely what I was looking for I was expecting Michael seer, but hey that works. Yeah What is it? What does it say? Uh, it says, uh, amd radion Yes, uh rx vega 11 Rx vega 11. I'm not familiar with uh, okay time to google search it. What was it again amd able to run it fine amd vega rx something 11 I've closed it. No rx 11 Let's see rx v 11 Okay, what we're gonna look it up. This is your gpu. Jesus.  I don't know I mean, I have a rise in 1700 cpu But I have a gtx 1080 gpu.  When was this computer made? Uh, recently it was last christmas Hmm Ah, just just buy hellblade put it on the low settings. Is that the conclusion we've come to just buy hellblade Just buy hellblade, okay Yeah, make sure you listen Watch lord of the rings and you're expecting him to buy a game Well, he needs to be fair you can beat hellblade sooner than you can watch all three You can actually play hellblade three times before you finish all three lord of the rings movies No, that's that's hyperbolic, but mine wasn't Oh, that wasn't hyperbolic though the game will be tastefully played in two and a half hours Lord of the rings is 12 hours 12 Yes, you can't beat a you can't beat hellblade three times. Okay, maybe maybe two and a half It's only like a five hour game Yeah, I mean if you really rush through it, but do you want this man to rush through it rush through it? Dude, I played it. I like played the whole thing in like five maybe five or six hours I don't remember exactly because I played it an important distinction It's only an hour difference. It takes me that long to beat orion the blood first on pairing it to 12 hours.   No, I enjoyed it I enjoyed it too. That's why I played it multiple times.   Oh says So that's what happened the last time we streamed, huh? No, I what?  What's that?  Are we good to go? um Yeah, excellent. So like this is movie infinity wall Oh, I like that movie. This is video. It's got Michael Sera in it. That's true This is one of them videos that says hey, it's not as good as you think it is. All right Oh, we're gonna we're gonna see about that once been introduced to these powerful f**ks that follow him around or why he needs the He calls them his children. That's your opinion Hey, look, it's held blade in the corner over there That ain't held blade at all Sure put infinity stone retrieval in the hands of your henchmen that works so well in the 39 other movies Didn't you literally grumble fine? I'll do it myself I mean even if they stole the stone, which they probably can't wield is something that is implied by the f**king old dude Pretty sure Thanos could take it off him with you know, how he does that throughout the movie with everyone else, but What is that better? Oh, not 39 other movies. Didn't you literally grumble fine?  I mean he dies in Thor 1 too He does a lot He's like Sean Bean And yeah, I don't know if Sean Bean doesn't come back Yeah, he does in the next movie. He's in in a different movie. He's the same character He doesn't come back in a different movie. Well, he did come back and hit man So I guess he had to transcend different like The man can do it.  That's what he said And he got reported and removed from twitter.  Yeah In previous movies, we were told Hulk and banner have different memories So how does banner remember the hulk alone? No, is that true? Yeah, they do have uh, uh banner doesn't recognize Valkyrie He's like, I feel like I know you but he doesn't know who she is Is there any other references to that or is it just ragnarok? I couldn't tell you I'm trying to remember if there's a scene where they kind of establish the Hulk's memories and banners Does well it would it would depend on what banner was doing on the ship Before we see him in the scene with hulk That's oh, yeah See this is the thing ragnarok closes out with the hulk form What if he then turned into banner and had a cup of tea and then they got attacked he saw Thanos went Oh my goodness and hit himself on something fell over And then when he finally woke up Loki saw him and went hey do the thing. There you go Continuity fixed. This is why you should write for movies guys Yeah, it's not that you can't fix it with making without making continuity eras. We just don't know Yeah, we there's there's multiple reasons why banner may have known that but I suppose uh Maybe if to help correct that you could have had him turn back into banner before getting sent away I don't know I probably would have made someone said that they established that in the original incredible hulk But in fairness nobody fucking remembers that movie Even marvel was like let's never speak at this again Genuinely the only reason I want to see that movie again is to try and remember it because I Can't tell you anything other than it is so forgettable Let's just walk what let's watch the incredible bulk That film's amazing Oh, Tony Stark famous avenger is running around central park and nobody's bothering him This guy is more famous than any president or celebrity in history That unfortunate pause frame I'm I'm going to lay it on the down low for you here cinema sins So I met michio. Um, no, sorry, uh, george takai I met george takai in person Um, and he was walking he left the hotel that I was working at And he walked down the street and he passed a fair number of people And nobody stopped him or anything. They just didn't either notice or they saw him and assumed He wasn't actually george takai or they didn't recognize him But wait a minute this this hotel thing was real.   Maybe try and get a picture Um But to be surrounded in people like he's not just in beaver Or whoever boyband people if he was just in beaver someone might have shot him Back where he was like a super famous Teenage girls person, you know, like I don't know how old he was when that was the Like I'm trying to think who'd be comparable to tony stark walking around in Elon musk Yeah, see a lot of people in my town wouldn't even recognize him.  Is that why this? Is it bad? Should I leave? So how does banner remember the hulk alone knows tony stark famous avengers running around central park and nobody's bothering him This guy is more famous. I guess he is fair. I was about to say like he was the eye man soup But I guess people see his face enough just because he's a celebrity anyway Is that any president or celebrity in history tony stark to normal people see this while I know new yorkers are up on their avengers knowledge I'm not quite so sure they've been informed about them Yeah, they should have had all the extras like stop for a second just staring I suppose But um, that's minor as far as most people be considered, right? I reckon they should have had one like all of the extras at completely normally One extra who takes out their phone is just like takes a quick picture and then carries on going It's just like for the real is this is normal in the in the marvel universe.  The masters of the mystic arts banks and six elemental crystals Huddling across the virgin universe If the universe is infinite or at least close to it then these stones were sent in directions that should have guaranteed close to infinite um The universe is an infinite It's just a little bit shy if it was just two inches more The last yeah, I'd be infinite Yeah, that's that's funny shit. Um I think no one could ever combine them all just based on sheer math also Yeah, no, why was why did six us in there has to be a number? No, he said that if if there was six and they were spread across the universe There's no way they'd just be like miles away from each other. Oh universe miles Like light years away from each other universe You can quote me on that But we're you know one of them the tests are active. Where is that originally? It's in like a weird wall in germany or something or poland like it's in it's captain america film that they find it, right? That's the original tesseract location. I don't know where it was before then but Whatever yeah, I'm not certain about like who made the infinity stones or What he's commented on is two of them are on earth one of them is Uh on vormir, whatever The the reality stone Was with norway It was the board the bridge All right, so that's norway the the reality stone got put inside Natalie portman after they opened up a weird portal That fucking I don't remember the dark will because I wish I could put the next stones and natalie portman We can't say that this gates the rose. I'm just gonna say they're like the universe is what like Tens of billions is years old Yeah, 1313 and a half a billion years The thing I was going to say was where they find the stones aren't necessarily where the stones started, you know Yeah, there's like there's like faster than light travel in the marvel universe. I believe I mean, of course There's like the bifrost and shit So these these stones are going to have been moved to band by people like for basically since there have been people To move around the stones who knew what they were So of course they're going to be like, you know, they're not going to be just in the places that they would have Gone to as soon as they were made Yeah, they've been found collected moved around Kept in locations So, hmm the most powerful thing and just gotta ignore it There's like a tree picture on where they find the Tesseract in Norway And someone's just said it's assumed to be left there by the Asgardians and it's like that would make sense because there is like a pattern or whatever So, yes That's that's the point is that it's not just convenient. It's not even convenient anyway Thanos has to jump around all over the place to collect these things And technically all the movies been leading up to this. So yeah, they've ended up where they've ended up There's no real problem there Why six two weeks?  I don't even know how is Yeah, like there has to be a number of them if it was like a thousand or one. He would have been like that's right That's higher. Yeah, that's true Sting ha ha ha ha ha all autonomous sins makes videos ding Look, there's no pink stone ding We go through all the colors. No, that's so why six two weeks ago vision He's not one. Okay.  So this is some bulls***. Why? Yeah, why? If he had a transponder and knew it, he wouldn't have waited until two weeks ago to turn it off I don't understand I mean he was on good terms with them until a while ago. So he turns it off so that you can secretly meet scarlet witch, right? So he would have turned it off just before going to meet her. That would be the idea I just don't see why that's a problem.  Nothing's happening Maybe it's like I wouldn't have done this for whatever reason Yeah, the way he's phrased this makes it sound like it would be an inherently A thing that vision would do like you would not allow a transponder on it's like, why wouldn't he? He's like the most team player out of all of them. Yeah, I mean he was making sandwiches for him in civil war I mean for for civil war. He wanted the pact Yeah, he wanted everybody to stay together. So Yeah, that's a weird. I don't understand that point Yeah, he bulls*** here. Captain I fell out hard. We're not gonna speak in terms Really? What was that letter caps at you at the end of civil war then? He specifically said if you need me, I'll be there And then Iron Man needed it. Okay, this is coming from Iron Man's perspective where he didn't really like him at that point Well, they've not made up since then. That's what the film say. They've not made up And Iron Man has kept a hold of that phone In case he needs him Tony just said there that they're not on speaking terms and yeah, they're not if you need if he needs him He'll be there. That's not like that's not speaking to me when yeah If you if you desperately need me the world is in danger. Call me. That's not hey, just just we'll have a chat whenever, you know Hey, man, we're gonna get burgers downtown If you need me for burgers, I'll be there There's a sale of pennies Like dude, I my credit card's max. Do you have do you have like 20 bucks for me?  Oh, have you seen the bob vids video on cinema sense? I have uh, I must have It's right at the end. I think it's quite amusing. I could play it But I mean that'll just be another thing we could possibly do later All these dudes are superheroes and they all sense something sinister is happening outside But instead of instantly leaping into battle, they take several seconds to gape like children at the strange noise like dickheads So Yeah, they take a few seconds to go. Hang on. There's something going like they sense that something's wrong. They don't Yeah, here are noises like what's that noise? You know, it's spread to every single noise Yeah, I mentioned it's like the floor creaked in that asian was just like I got it. He's dying That's such a weird complaint like it's literally like windy, isn't it?   It's important The alien ship causes peter's spidey sense to go off and homecoming didn't give us any indication spidey sense even existed And now this movie is just thrusting an army like well almost like they forgot it was a thing in her own He has it in civil war. Does he have it in um in homecoming at all People say that there is a very brief scene as far as I'm aware There was just a very brief scene where he dodges an attack without seeing it and that's about it Oh, well, yeah, the civil war reference is awesome because it's He detects something that's being thrown at him before it's thrown at him. That's that's the scene cinema sin's obviously missed it It's okay. We all we all have these moments. You just have more of them. It's fine. Guys. Can spiders actually do that? Hmm can spiders actually tell the future?  He can tell when something's been thrown and before he's been thrown It's doing it being thrown they would be indestructible Isn't the logic that when you go to hit a spider it like goes And it's just like how do I do that so fast? It's because that's that's flies that do that.   She lobbed though That would just be that would just be interesting. Well. Yeah. Well, she lobbed clearly She would have killed Frodo if she could use the she couldn't tell the future. She just oh wait spoilers. Sorry, Jay You'll see the film eventually I was um, I was just a second there. So I missed that spoiler.   Ned you are a treasure I I approve of him approving of that.  Just say that is my first question.  No, but there's a boy on that bus Well, so let's picture rags your on your way to work for some reason you work in a building to go on your computer You have to travel there and you're like Oh, wow, that's that spider-man guy. That's that spider-man guy I kind of what's more shocking a giant I mean, what's more shocking spider-man jumping out of a bus or a giant flying donut over new york I mean what you I'm the most benefit of the doubt rags then pulls the bus over or follows it to the thing and then goes Who on this bus is not accounted for and who was at the beginning of the ride?   He can't even that's actually another really good point Nobody would care because everyone is dust Cams and government surveillance his transition was definitely seen and captured on film and peter's cover is blown forever Why would it blow his cover? You can't see his face Yeah You can tell he's Like I said, the best you can do is know that he's from that school. That's about it. What's the matter with you kids? You've never seen a spaceship before. Yeah, sure They've seen a spaceship and it usually means bad things. I've seen a tornado before that doesn't mean that when it happens I'm going to sit on the bus reading you I'm just gonna wait. He's complaining that that guy's complaining I just want to say that um My guess based on the fact that he sins the stan lee cameo My guess is that he made this video before stan lee died and then just kept Like sat on it until the endgame trailer dropped to release it Does he have any kind of like rest in peace stan lee in this video at all?   Yeah is the count saint germain Read a book people Dude a minute ago, you were making metal fly with a flick of your wrist. Why do you even need the futuristic space? But it will increase his chances of success.  Why not? All right, look is squidward ever been like a model work And besides besides he does do it himself it a moment. What's big man takes the other big man away like it's What's a strange comment This for you Bruce's Hulk transformation troubles become an impotence metaphor and does that mean when he's successful It's like he's a huge green boner and what does that say about his character that he can only become a wrecked when he's angry This is the most embarrassing mark What anyone got a comment for that? I don't Um, it's just I don't know what to say about that Clearly a joke. It's like this isn't really fun A reptile dysfunction, but he's like, hey, he's angry. He's also listen 40% of men over the age of 50 struggle with a Rectile dysfunction. It's totally normal and it's nothing to be ashamed about. You shouldn't joke about it Thank you, right A gruffalo has been since in the cut I realized that nanobots are a legit real world science to a degree But tony suit is applying it in ways that make it utterly unbelievable This is a movie about a purple man who kills half the universe by dissolving them one by snapping his fingers That's believable. All right. The part This is the problems cinema sins.  There's literally a magic portal on screen right now that leads to a giant like crocodile man But here's the thing. It's believable when it's magic All right. Well, you're saying it's not believable because tony is just a human and all this technology If it's technology, but if it's magic You see as long as it doesn't have any explanatory power and it's literally magic It's believable this movie. Do these this franchise Combines like magic and science. So doesn't it?   I mean only Thor knows about it Oh, and this is an actual problem I have with the film He's he's highlighting here. They show us The wizard people can literally chop arms off And uh, then the the big bad of the film has a gauntlet that's destroying it's like, can you can you can you chop his arm off? To be fair, they are only able to do that because he puts his arm through the pool Yeah, but when they when they put him in stasis thanos doctor strange could open a portal They could you know slot him through just by his arm, but then poof cut it off No, it's plausible is the thing like I don't think this film is perfect But I would like it if I was writing it. I don't know how I would answer that I feel like uh, it doesn't work because he has a power What if he just opened the portal beneath him and then closed it really so that it just chopped off his legs But then you don't know he sells the gauntlet on what if he can change reality and give himself new legs, you know And besides he may have spoken to a spider oracle before then to know that that was gonna happen Thinkin about it Doctor Strange is essentially a spider in this film I mean he does to have that little twitching moment. So correct when he's angry. This is the most embarrassing mark Robolo's been since in the cut. I realize that nanobots are legit real world science I just do do you want to bring up as well that this is a world where alien technology crashed on earth Well, what about Wakanda? They're balls that can fix your spine if it's snapped it off Yeah, they know how to do that somehow because of a metal That's that makes sense They have a really strong metal which means that they're super smart Because reasons people post the spider that the clocks on that earth after it To a degree but tony suit is applying it in ways that make it utterly unbelievable Here's some s*** we definitely won't use later when it could sway the fate of the universe I mean there are much more important dangerous hands that this can be used for to cut off in this film Yeah, I agree unlock 17 a thank f***ing god stark had pre-designed and built and voice program for deployment A space worthy iron spider-man suit in the i'm guessing a few months since spider-man homecoming If we take this point for it actually being accurate. Is it unrealistic that he could have made a spider-man suit in a few months? I I I can't believe that didn't he mass produce iron man suits for himself in the third iron man movie If he has the measurements of peter then that's it Surely he would be able to but that's not really relevant because this suit was built And unavailable in spider-man homecoming and a jerry forgot How did you get peter's measurements? Is peter's really surprised when he sees the first suit? Um, I don't know i'm an tony's a smart man. This is the real plot hole Well, it's possible that it's a one-size-fits-all but it like shrinks down to his Do we want to know how to imagine him?  There's like you don't want to know He just goes up to he goes up to pepper and he's like listen if you see a spider don't kill it I need to talk to it Yeah, this point I could totally imagine Tony just having measurements requirements and he just puts it in a machine and it makes it for him because of how much everything's automated at this point But uh, he has nanobots that can build different weapons for him when he needs them. Mm-hmm so Yeah, a bit of a bit of a flub there, but you know, this is the first mistake He's made Um I'm gonna mention the fact that it was um Like fact that he gets the time since homecoming completely wrong and the fact that it was literally in homecoming as well Oh, we didn't mention that didn't we? Did you mention that?  The spiders are distracting. It's it's only fair. Um, how do we establish they can tell the future It's very distracting They should have seen this coming. So he's his problem here is the why didn't he make it so it flies him back instead of using the uh Parachute If you're telling me that the suit doesn't fly then why doesn't it if the suit does fly then there's no need for the parachute set Why doesn't the suit fly? I don't think I don't think spider-man needed flight when he made that made that suit because of the whole web slinging thing But um, you know what I don't even necessarily have a problem with that My question extends past that to why doesn't i-man just make everybody a suit at this point? outside of just himself and peter Oh god But um, yeah, the suit does not fly. That is that is that is true End off especially if you've got friday controlling it Somehow after that massive battle that ended in that one park banner retraced his steps and found tony's phone in the rubble Like a needle in a haystack called and thinks you're making this too difficult Isn't this just where they originally started the fight? Yeah, I thought this is where they were He looks kind of like it And he would make sense if wong was here because he got knocked out here Well, then again, he went back to that. Yeah, I don't know. That doesn't seem too farfetched to me Yeah They were like flying through the city though. Well, I mean I will agree it's a convenience I guess. Yeah, it's all great convenience Well, this is 100 definitely not a reaction to cinemasense complaining about text place names and movies being used when they're unnecessary This is 100 definitely not a reaction to cinemasense complaining about text place names and movies being used Does anyone know what that means? I think No, I got nothing. Uh, all I have to say is that this was obviously a joke Yeah, the fact that they called space space. Yeah, that does seem like a that does seem like a joke to me Obviously, we know this is and it assists the tone as well because we're about to jump into the guardians That's probably what they were going for. I don't I don't know what he's saying Cinemasense complaining about text place names and movies being used when they are unnecessary of all the retro references to make Groot is playing defender.  Aren't there modern alien games to download? Uh, why do they have ancient earth music on board?  I think it was the 80s. Let's have a look when a defender release Wait, that's not what I'm looking for defender arcade I imagine they probably did try and find a game that matches 1981 Peter will left earth I mean has cinemasense ever wondered how difficult is it to keep a tree entertained? Oh and peter quill was abducted in 1980 Oh You're out apparently But uh, well it doesn't even matter because quill's listening to music that was beyond When he was in because he got like updates and stuff, but um Yeah, I imagine it's peter quill is the reason that Groot has that From the nebula that Thor is convenient and logical, but I do love fig newtons after that What convenient and illogical when they were responding to his distress signal. What's what's the fig newtons bit? Why would he what what does fig newtons have anything to do with? Well, it's clearly a joke. What's the joke though?  It's or anything because this doesn't need to happen for the plot I was convinced right well this part does because Thor gets them to go to nowhere Yeah, would they you think they would still find Thor if they didn't have like him just slam Oh, yeah, no, they would eventually have found Thor anyway They could have just done the whole scam for life signals and it's like there's only one It's holy jar someone said it's a ricky barbie reference What's that? You don't know what you've never seen talladega knights? Oh, I saw it when it came out, but I forgotten it. I'm sorry. Yeah, I I saw a long time ago But I if there's a reference to it. I don't know it. I mean, I I haven't seen it in a while myself, but Okay Moving I like it N illogical, but I do love fig newtons after that encounter with a sudden new alien being Groot is still playing handheld video games There comes a point when a parent's got a parent and clearly no one aboard the tree Yeah, I do want to say, um Like an encounter with a new kind of alien being for the guardians has just got to be like A normal day's day. Yeah, the why would Groot care? I don't know why he would It's like, oh, they're doing what they literally like normally do I should look up from my game for this Isn't the whole point is that they get annoyed at him for not paying attention in this film? Yes, that's a recurring joke. So yeah, okay The ship ever did that so Groot and I love how he has the arrow by the way Like if you guys did realize I was talking about Groot holding the game Oh, wait when he talks about Groot You like on screen. He's referring to the on-screen character Groot. No, he's referring to drax the big purple guy Fucked up the arrow.  Why didn't anyone do anything? He is anxious angry. He feels tremendous loss And guilt so basically every single american then or even every human are we all anxious angry and feeling lost these Do you guys feel tremendous loss every day? Yes, I feel it every time like I finished my bag of doritos Don't think of the doritos that you've lost because really you've gained them Every time I look at my notifications on twitter. I do get these feelings Don't be sorry that the doritos are gone.   Oh the hat does make sense actually It's christmas. It's christmas. No, I mean like it looked like he'd put it on its face But then I was like, oh no spiders have big asses in which they tell time The future time. Yeah, that's where that that's where they're like their time glands are kept They basically shed out time Shit time You know that if spiders didn't exist time wouldn't wouldn't pass So that's why god made tarantulas. Thanks before spiders. There was no time I mean technically there was a plate where there was no time But so is there like a passage in the holy bible where it's like on the first day god created light and on the second He made spiders that's actually Spiders first.  Well, he'd need time for existence He can't make spiders if he can't see them He would have time first. He did have to make time first.  Yes, probably Okay, that makes sense then Retrieves another stone. He'll be too powerful to stop. He already is how exactly did they expect to stop thanos who doesn't even need a holy bible baggins Already has two of them plus thanos needs gamora to get the soul stone keeping gamora away from thanos is strategy 101 but because there's no time they hastily conjure up some no-ass plant Uh, I would imagine a big reason for why just trying to get a gamora to safety is never going to work Is because the more thanos collects the stones the more powers he gets And it'll just be a matter of time before he finds it as opposed to them being able to prevent him from getting an additional stone That they could then use against him. That's actually what quill says. I think Especially since didn't they say thanos sent gamora to find out where the time another time stone the soul stone was Uh, so if thanos knew where to send her surely if he can't find her he can just go himself Yeah, I don't think it's the end of the world if if gamora had even died here Like just she just shot herself in the head. I think thanos would probably have backup plans Yeah There was a way for her to find out the information Then there was a way for thanos to find out the information that isn't her wasn't it a map that she found out That's actually she said she found a map and she read it right and then she boomed it or something It's a map to look skywalker Well, I was always just like why did she just straight up bird it instead of looking at it first I think that's what she says in the recording. I don't know. Um, but yeah What was the other point you made thanos needs gamora How exactly did they expect to stop thanos who doesn't even need infinity stones to be powerful? So yeah, I'm but I believe quill's plan was to get the reality stone And use it to destroy thanos, which by the way if they'd gotten there in time to do that that might actually have worked Because the reality stone seems pretty OP Are all by you guys it's pretty good I mean they almost stopped they were really close to stopping thanos when he had um all of them nearly For three or four. I think it was four Yeah, keeping gamora away from thanos is strategy one-on-one, but because there's no time they hastily conjure up some no-ass plant I think it was a decent plan with the amount of time they had Yeah Also, it's just no time in quotation marks plan here like how they don't have any time Oh, they don't I was supposedly on the run and hiding out from I guess the government, but this apartment or hotel room is largest This looks like a honeymoon not a couple on the lamb What but I think vision probably has a decent amount of money. Yeah Yeah, no one knows where you are you're hiding Like if the one knows where you are and that's why you're there It doesn't matter how nice the room around you is if no one knows you're there And for all we know this is one room in one bathroom and that's it like Probably I would say that That is what I would assume from looking at it Yeah, that was a weird comment too. He makes a lot of weird comments I think it's just because he has to make comments, right? You just have to find something Okay Romancing the stone also they went from kind of maybe flirty to kissy face hotel buddies and deeply in love entirely off-screen I think it would have been better if we had more time with them. Yes Yeah, that's fair enough Hey, look, this is the believable though I love this F***ing MCU I refuse to believe anything is an accident and I'm losing sleep trying to unravel the meaning of we will deep fry your kebab Is it a promise a threat a guarantee a cipher key The sign is taking up way more screen space than Wanda's face I just like this the second I saw this I like Yeah, Jeremy's not been to scotland. He doesn't understand what it's like like They deep fry a lot there. That's the thing that happens If I can go to my local chippy and get like anything on them any deep fried.  Oh Yeah They've deep fried those f***ing deep fried kebabs. They just deep fried their f***ing brains as well I mean, I just the fact he says it takes up way more space than her face Is he talking about the sign itself versus the size of her face? Actually, yeah, the sign is about like Roughly it looks like it's roughly the size same size as her face such a strange comment But yeah, uh, it doesn't it's it's it's gonna be one of those things where they they have the uh secrets videos for films Where they're like everything explained and then this is the thumbnail It would help explain it would just be another explanation as to did they have a um like a Like text that showed their location before this scene to establish that they were in scotland Oh, I think they do have the the text for scotland. Yeah, okay But it's it's clearly for all we know that sign is actually there in real life Well, it was for the scene. What I'm saying is like it wasn't placed there for a reason It's just as a part of the set. Well the way they were filming so who cares It almost certainly is yeah, do you think actually what if this was advertising to get america to deep fry their kebabs? No, it's a it's a hidden message about killing minorities Gotcha, I don't I don't quite see it, but the kebab. So I think wait, wait, wait Deep fry the jews. You mean no clearly says kebab and those that see that's the first of this stream I think jay you said we say it all the time Yeah, we got seven minutes before the stream started That's true Fair enough.  Because he's an assassin you dip I love that he actually referred to as an alien assassin that's How did this alien assassin do something sneaky? How did etio do anything in the assassin's grade game? If vision had gone wait and turns and grabs this the thing before it attacks him He could have paused this and said how the f*** didn't the alien assassin manage to sneak up on this robot? You'll be like, oh Dingy the way whatever The play It stopped me from phasing That's literally the only explanation this movie's gonna give for why the two most powerful adventures end up needing help from some punchy Fools like black That that's apparently how it works the film doesn't give us anything else But that's not necessarily something you can complain about most I guess you can call it an inconvenience But uh the weapon that the enemies have happened to make it so that vision can't use the power that makes him extremely OP but um Someone said it's about deep frying your family carry wagons Also, surely uh vision has had the mo the mind stone for a really long time now They they know that he has got it because they've done their research clearly So they would they will have brought weapons that are prepared to deal with him Right? Oh, no There is the the comment that uh, they know more than the They know more than we'd assume the nothing they know more than nothing Also, I'm uh rags is An excellent comparison to be able to see if cinemasins was indeed right and uh Looks I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You did that Oh, sorry jay, sorry rags is usually what it snaps things. That's my bad I didn't mean to say a while Yeah, um, that's definitive proof that cinemasins. I guess he's right We do have to see the same size as the face Mm-hmm, but he said way bigger and I suppose you can say that's that's bigger. So it's on point Are the two most powerful Avengers end up needing help from some punchy fools like black widow and no longer captain america Wanda is hand to handing this henchman. She's a magic witch that fools. She's not hand to handing She's uh using a telekinesis to prevent attacks over and over again Do you notice how they don't connect? Because she's just repelling america. Wanda is hand to handing this henchman She's a magic witch that fooled all the minds of the avengers with false visions of awful futures at once She blasts her away and then she blasts her away with her. Does she have to throw her mind powers at people? I do think he makes like a decent point When he's bringing up the fact that she like mind controlled people before I would I would also I would say though that I I would imagine that if you were doing this You would your attention would be occupied. I was about to say she could only mind control people when she gets the jump on them she's never done it um While like in the middle of combat Like if you're if you're just throwing blows at her that she has to block or else it'll potentially kill her She probably doesn't have the presence of mind to be thinking about mind controlling She's probably frantically trying to block the attacks that are coming at her face And yeah, I don't yeah, I don't fall that point and then the whole throw her mind power thing I don't I don't is he asking why she doesn't pick someone up and throw them instead of throwing a thing at them that Grows them across the room. Is that his question? They always assume that he's making like I think it's that he she's making hand motions to use her mind powers Hasn't she always done that? Isn't that how it worked in Age of Ultron? I can I can understand why you'd be like she's got mind powers. Why does she need to wave her hands about? Well, it's probably because it helps her concentrate. She's not being gray. It's not the same thing She doesn't that's never how they portrayed it that she can just I would say the reason is probably that It's a visual medium and we want more visual It makes you much more interesting in terms of like certainly visually, but she always seems to have like it's like waves of power She like blasts them out Um as for like picking up things she'll always wrap them in the red crap, you know, it's not like she picks them up She's picking them up via lifting everything around them.  I'd need to like show visuals, but um For example, when she like lifts the guy in civil war She's sparkle bending. She doesn't just She doesn't just lift him. She's like wrapped him in the red stuff And then throws the red stuff up. He's inside the red stuff at that point. Do you do am I making sense? Yes, I got you there.  No, it's not. It's the exact opposite of that I heard it was better than black panther No, that's like your opinion. Oh, actually, I don't know. Uh, yeah, that's up there.  We can watch aragon again. It's been ages, but the the books are actually Let's let's let's absolutely not watch that movie and I'll just I'll just stick with the books We will now that you've seen Lord of the Rings Yeah, let's play colonial marines, but we can't Okay, we can we can laugh at colonial marines. There's no laughing aragon. Yes, there is. I've watched death note Why would you do that to yourself?   Yeah, like early on like When when you're learning magic It's very important that you say it out loud and you use very specific words as to what you want to do So it helps you to focus what you really want to have happen So it's very very possible that she's using these hand motions to direct the power that she wants to do something specific Rags, I love you even more now that I know that I am not the only person That has read those books. I read aragon. Well, it's unfair because me and jay can't read so that's a bit. Well, that's true Yeah, that's a bit bookish. Well, that's why I'm like biased towards rags Rags I thought it was because I was I was handsome and fluffy It's a bonus with false visions of awful futures Let's let's go back a bit don't cut cinemas inside of context magic Witch that fooled all the minds of the Avengers with false visions of awful futures at once Why didn't you do that at once? She had to do them one at a time. Hey, look, it's helblad A little bit a little bit. Does she have to throw her mind powers at people? I do like There's something about that delivery that I find funny. Why does she have to throw her mind powers at people? It's funny, but it's just She just like rips her brain out of her skull and like shucks it at someone Yeah, in context. No, there's a big sense, but Why did cap need to make a dramatic entrance into this scene and why on the other side of the tracks? Why isn't he helping already?  She probably doesn't care I would care about an old man old man a very an old man Like gary old man. That's gary old man, but uh, why does she hate gary old man? Yeah, like why does cap need to make a dramatic entrance into this scene? First of all, you could ask that about every single entrance for every single character Does any character ever enter enter like on a segue or something? Boring Oh, yeah, but that's not a villain entrance at that point. He's not quite the villain yet You know, I wish he kept that segue like even in the final fight. Well, that's true. Cap is old So someone just mentioned that little potato. That's that's true. Cap. Cap is an old man. So I'm not even wrong on that but um Yeah, now I just have like resnav quotes going through my head because you mentioned gary old man He did way more than just that get your head out. Well, that's what I casual. Well, that's all I know of him um Bruce banners showed up on a moped in avengers.  Bruce Banner turns up to the wall in new york on a moped He's just like hey guys, and then he turns into the Hulk like immediately after Oh, I don't remember that. Yeah, it beats walking True, but uh, yeah Is he asking him why he wasn't helped? Yeah, why isn't he helping already? I don't know cap arrived there stood still Preparing to catch a spear. You're right. That's right. He wasn't the dark knight. I forgot Bracks why is he helping already?  So he's played some weird fucking roles I just like love his like obnoxious russian accent whenever he's like screaming in black ops Yes, and and the time it took both scarlet witch and proxima to figure out who it was Either of them could have potentially won the fight while the other was distracted I think it was a fair bet Maybe cap to have assumed that they'd be distracted by uh The fact that he was there. I don't know It's um I doubt either of them would have won the fight ever because scarlet witch can just keep pushing everyone away from me It's a pretty tough person to beat.   Yeah In fairness, what's the what's the point of even having falcon because really? Well, hang on they stab one of these guys don't they so bullets would work Theoretically and bullets do work all the creepy things that attack Wakanda. So it should have the black panther spears You should have Wakanda bullets that when you attack it with somebody it's like a nuke inside the body Listen black those I would much rather have a stargate spear That's your opinion These henchmen failed to get the stone they were sent after and they piece out to save their own skin And I'm pretty sure even they know that Thanos values the stones over his henchmen. I don't even think that's true I don't yeah, I don't know the film Everybody really liked the line where Thanos says I take it the more is dead Because everyone's like oh, he cares about where the squid would died. He actually asks That is actually kind of cares. Okay He says the day extracted a heavy toll. So yeah, uh, no, I think if they told Thanos that we nearly died We had to exit.  So they just keep coming. So what the f*** are these minions thinking? Thanos isn't like a psychopath in that sense. Is he is he honestly asking why they decided to bail out instead of die? I think so, yes That's an interesting question We could figure out the answer bailing out like this stay close check in don't take any chances Oh, I mean, he's not bailed out and he clearly has like Nothing to say here. He's just he's just he's sinking with his ship Who now? Maybe maybe he's just applying that mentality to uh to everyone else Wait, you're saying cinemasins is yes, but I think he's doing pretty well for himself Yeah, I'd be fair. He's not said much wrong yet. Does anybody um, no, I mean no, not that Money-wise like I'm pretty sure cinemasins is probably making a extremely large about somebody with this Oh, yeah, for sure. I think he would According to social blade. He makes something crazy like a hundred thousand a month or something I was gonna say he's gotta be a millionaire by now, right? Oh, yeah without a doubt um Yeah, he's not doing did you were you being ironic when you said that he's not been doing well so far Uh, I may I may have been being ironic There is there is potential there on skin And I'm pretty sure even they know that Thanos values the stones over his henchmen So what the f*** are these minions thinking bailing out like this stay close check in don't take any chances We just wanted time, you know to figure out the whole having sex with a synthetic vibranium body thing It's a lot tougher than you'd think I hope Thanos No Okay, okay This is keeping count during all this disorder and chaos because I can't figure out how many are dying at first glance But I'm sure he knows how to keep the death at half season Wouldn't wouldn't you assume from that that he doesn't actually care about getting it accurate down to the person You're like white white Yeah, I mean he knows obviously from the beginning Thanos is like there's no way we can know for certain Until people will be hiding people might be on holiday on a different planet You can't just it's gonna be tough to nail it and it's like all right, johnson's We've got a consensus here. Where are the johnson's? What about pregnant people? It's that kind of motivation and it's not that he's like ocd and wants exactly have the universe to be destroyed On holiday sir, like I said if if a wizard was like oh you killed 56 instead of 50 out of 100 He'd probably be like that's that's fine I just like resources.  I forgot. I forgot. I forgot there was like an ogre I know I see no spoilers, please. I I haven't seen shrek 4. You shouldn't we have we have new memes Um, we'll we'll see shrek 4 after we see eric gone.  Yeah, he's done at this point. There's literally he's has made a lot of people up to be executed He doesn't know what else is he gonna do do anything and oh doesn't he spot her because she pushes one of the guards away Yeah, she she's like fighting against one of the guards That thanos. Yeah, that would catch my attention too. I'd be like, huh.   You're quite the fighter. Come on. She asked a question That's it. She's displayed zero fighter characteristics. Well other than the the person she fought just now. Yeah other than that How do you how could he possibly have missed that? Is this one of his deliberate mistake things that he does? He just added I mean, he says he makes deliberate mistakes and he does but like just I I think they're just filler is my understanding of it You know, I've made a few videos about cinema since before so I feel like Um, I don't get why would you make deliberate mistakes though? Why would you want to do that? So the video can be 20 minutes long I just I don't She's inquisitive confused scared guileless, but a fighter. She is not clearly. She is she becomes gamora who's like best fighter Saf genocide scene illustrates a curious character detail in guardians of the galaxy when they told us gamora was the only Origin law survivor of the zeho beret people. Yep that Unless someone has an explanation for that. That's just a continuity error as far as I can tell Yeah, I don't know especially didn't see did she say that like her entire planet was destroyed in guardians? Did she was under the impression that the planet is destroyed when she talks to Thanos, isn't she? Now is now is zeho beret her species or just like a culture within that species or a country or a certain like a tribe or a bloodline Is that the whole is that the whole species? Because normally when you say the people it's not an entire species It's like a country or an ethnic group. God. Look how much she weighs a whole 852 gretts. Oh man.  And this is someone else. I don't know It's a comic picture actually next to it. So Um, but yeah, no, uh, there are ways to explain this she could be like It'll be awkward though exposition wise be like it says who you're you're the last survivor that she goes That's what I tell people You're like, uh, according to the according to the mcu wiki sheet that is a species But um, yeah, I would say as far as I can tell it's just something that either they just didn't care to fix Um, if your weight if your weight starts with an eight don't even talk to me What if it's 80? Oh, uh, a little potato said, oh wait, that would be an anorexic The roosters implied that thunders may have been lying about her planet being a paradise after killing half their people That could be interesting too, but uh, if I think it's safe to assume it's just a small continuity or I guess and There is a chance that this is wrong Also, how weird is that that he picks up on this But he misses all of those major details like spider-man suit and stuff Hmm because like this is not easy. Isn't this a zoomed in picture and this is a briefly put on screen Is this even from the trailer by the way? I don't know if this is actually from the film. Is this from the film? Even if his note expect to know this is j really I don't know I remember the trailer displaying the details. I can't remember if the film does but that would be another interesting thought Let's go watch the whole film right now. Yeah, it could have been a retcon. Let's watch it live on you No, we can't do that. Reynolds gets me. I want you to promise me.  Don't allow Thanos to get near you Yeah, like that's if that's within your power then geez You can tell if we're going to stop Thanos then gosh, you can't just like shoot her now Let's just go blow up the dreadnought It's just like that.  I don't know You left your mail outside You have an address the yellow page Look, it's about to rain. I just wanted to get your Amazon package before I got your newspaper is going to get wet Movie characters think that a problem This will be a bond if they swear on a loved one, but of course it doesn't work that way cliche Yeah That's the thing that happens in other movies. Sure Yeah, uh, she expected him to follow through. Well, hang on mate. He does follow through with this, doesn't he? Yeah, the bubbles come out. He does.  Oh, he tries But that's not even true And I was about to defend it even if it would be true because that's that's totally fine That he wouldn't want to kill her even when he's told to promise because he loves her, but he does actually do it. So I realize she has a hate boner of justice, but goddamn what was she thinking?  He's making here as well considering she does kill him from Like in in a manner that she expects to work as in she it makes sense to her She stabs him in the the heart and knife him in the throat as well, right?  So And as far as they know that he doesn't have the reality stone. Yeah, all this makes sense. So what are you doing?  I don't know. That's fine. I hope you enjoyed your patreon Oh, yeah, that'll go down to premature self-reprobation You knew I come I count it on So he assumed that the guardian ship would get the distress signal from the statesman They'd follow it. They just so happened to run into Thor. He'd tell them about the reality stone Why would he assume that Thor is the only person who knows about the Um The so let's think of the only way Thanos would know they would come there is that he assumes they'd want to protect Whatever stone is there or he could have asked a spider That's true But he would have he has to assume that they know that the reality stone is there Which I think since they've met the collector previously And the collector is one that has it. I don't know Yeah, well, it's been established that the the ancient monk guy. He knows about the infinity stones Who else knows about him? I'm I'm willing to in Except that it's Thanos could have been waiting there for a long time depending on certain things taking place Um Because there's no reason why he would have known that Thor bumped into the guardians That's the part if he knew that then this would have made sense or more sense um Because as much as there's a distress signal, that's not a guarantee that the guardians would find Thor, right? Someone's saying in guardians when they literally saw it So what? I guess the stone not the reality stone. They saw the power stone The reality stone gets taken there and at the end of Thor 2 um Which is after you remember something from Thor 2 I remembered I remembered other things like Natalie Pullman gets the stone inside it. I remembered that I'm just impressed that anyone remembers anything. I don't know anything from incredible hulk. That would be more impressive The grenades are like little black holes Oh, yeah, they look super OP And neat. I remember when Loki turned into Captain America briefly. That was funny I actually saw that clip before I saw the movie and I was like, I might watch it just for that now In fairness, that was the only good part of the whole movie. That was the highlight. But yeah, uh I can't think of it being an absolutely reasonable Anybody got anything for this because I really can't think of why Thanos would assume they would be there at this time Uh, it's a matter. Yeah, it's the matter of the time scale. How long would he have waited there been there? So it does yeah, it's That just what if you just like waited there for a few months and was like Um, we've been really bored.     It's like oh, but well Now his love for her and dope. He's digging a hole. Isn't he further and further with this? Puppy dog nature 100% does not jive with his willfully pulling the trigger here. Is that really willfully? What do you mean? What do you what? He absolutely did not want to pull the trigger That's such a weird point to make keep Gamora alive for now His love for her and dopey puppy dog nature 100% does not jive with his willfully pulling the trigger Yeah, it takes him a while to pull that trigger She has to like convince him there Thanos has to convince him Yeah, I never would have worked if not for Thanos actually encouraging it like Because he wouldn't have had the time like that was what stopped him But uh Thanos was basically that kid on xbox live. He's like do it, bro Do it on me one of the only rust Rust with pistols only Yeah, I'm 93 rafticus only Intervention no heartbeat sensor If yous rb starts your f**king f**k Trigger here Why did Drax and Mantis go back to normal when Thanos leaves the stone powers aren't proximity based but somehow the damage I have no idea how the reality stone works. So any issues he brings up with them. I agree with She did was only temporary This is a hologram of Ross whose physical body is in a completely different room somewhere in the country And yet he's able to walk around this room like he's physically in this one Is he I think we're supposed to imply Assume that whatever Ross is seeing right now is like a a CGI projected sort of room On top of his room with all these things every you don't know how it works Every time we get uh holograms in a mood But how does it work? And it's like I think he's just like sort of realized. Hey, I can send this and people will be like, okay And now he does every time he sees it explicitly explained I think it can make enough sense. Have they never done this before? I feel like they must have done this before I mean they've been in that room before. Yeah, but fully fledged walking around holograms that can react and thinking to you like I get that that's that's pretty high tech but uh I made you got the nano tech earlier like isn't this just part for the course now There's another problem for the MCU. Their technology is getting to like extreme limits But I'm just what I watched the film this never stood out as something unbelievable Well, it doesn't matter.  He would be looking at his version of their holograms He can face the right way. Oh, yeah, someone brought up boff the thing in civil war. That's what technically speaking is another version of this. So Um, that's that's an extremely ridiculous technology. It projects your memories as like Move a roundable videos that you can walk in so You know sci-fi sci-fi sci-fi way when he's talking to people, right? No one in this movie should own a rickenbacher base and have it displayed on a floor stand in some kind of library This guitar is the biggest lie the mcu ever told. I've played one of these tell me congressman. Have you ever played a rickenbacher base? Is that a reference?  Is he pulling a derrick savage? I mean, yeah, I get the reference, but is this is a reference though. Is there some film that this happens in? I don't know Uh, it's it's like when people show up and they pull out a guitar. You're like, no, no, don't don't please don't No, no one wants to hear. No, stop. Don't do that go away It's um, I get it. Yeah Nobody chats got anything. So I assume this is actually just him saying this so okay Where's the fight Bucky aren't we just gonna gloss over the fact that's a running joke apparently He says that every time bucky shows up She's like, okay. Why you don't like bucky. I guess it must have been awkward in civil war. He shows up a lot in that I like bucky Well, you're wrong.  I like it. Wait, are you implying that you don't like cinemasons? Um, yes, that's just rude Dude, what's this? I like how he even colored his hands purple That's that a stark shoulder missile from earth easily blasts a hole in the hull of this alien spaceship the hell Didn't we just establish that his technology is incredible? And that was a sin earlier and now it's a sin that is in technology is amazing He launched a rocket at a wall of a spaceship.  Ironman broke into this place by lasering it open. It's just metal by the looks of things. It doesn't look like it's any kind of special metal fortunately Special special metal that makes you really smart. Yeah, I mean that's that you can only find that on Wakanda So are you saying this giant doughnut was built in an impenetrable forest? Yes Maybe we're just fine.  Those are only half doughnuts The fact that a stark shoulder missile from earth easily blasts a hole in the hull of this alien spaceship The hell is this spray stuff Tony's using here to seal the breach in the ship's hole? Nanomagic canned convenience. It's magic whiz and it's cheesing me off. Way to introduce a new character It's partially convenient. Sure. I'll give him that one too Knock on much Um character in the movie in the 19th film of a franchise and completely kill him off in an hour I wanted more of this guy Darth Maul and ebony maul are now in some seventh circle of movie franchise hell Where they were told they were special and maul their fates with maul flanders at the hades maul So I say we take the fight. Um maul survives who's maul Maul maul survives.   No, he actually did put see Darth Maul He did spell it. Oh wait, so what's maul flanders then?  There's not supposed to be maul flanders. Maul, maul, maul Oh, yeah, because maul, wait, so there's got to be a joke then I'm assuming I can't tell.  He's ordered to decipher this. Yeah, maul flanders got booed out as well But um, yeah, you're right.    None of them because they're not good So you can't you can't just be like cutting this one out because at that point you've got if you if you introduce that kind of standard You've just not got a video anymore. Yeah, but is that so bad? No Well, it is for me because then I don't get to make a video about it. Oh, you have to make original content. Okay He actually has in fairness. It's just it's just people like to see him rip a pass intimacy. And it's unfortunately fine. Do it Like an ebony maul are now in some seventh level of movie franchise hell Where they were told they were special and maul their fates with maul flanders at the Hades mall So I say we take the fight to him granted the ship you're on is going to him And you haven't stated declaratively that you can turn the ship around despite being asked twice by strange Maybe this is less of a choice than the movie or Tony once I just want to say they literally pilot the ship in this film Yeah, they definitely do and um, he Gives his reasoning it's solid reasoning Why fight Thanos on earth when you can destroy and fuck up everything instead of fighting him on his own? So that they can just have their controlled Group v1, which is exactly what they do Even was that a problem granted the ship you're on is going to him And you haven't stated declaratively that you can turn the ship around despite being asked twice by strange Maybe this is less of a choice than the movie or Tony wants to make it seem your planet was on the brink of collapse I'm the one who stopped that. You know what's happened since then I don't know has 50% of the planet multiplied and brought it back to pre Thanos population numbers I guess you plan on snapping the universe back to half its people every 20 people say this a lot Like it's so dumb because all people will do is repopulate And I'm just saying they're like but Can you just do it again? Isn't that a possibility Especially if it takes like many many years Also don't birth rates fall after the technology develops No, it's quality of life improves generally.  Yeah, I mean there's there's ways around this people are people are at breeding age by 20 And um not to mention the I don't know maybe people It's gonna be a weird universe considering every single living life form went through everyone going into dust No, I don't know Yeah, um like the beginning of the the next Avengers movie will be strange, but Um years or so this seems so f***ing pointless. Don't do this Yeah, if it works for 20 years at least that's still something for Thanos I'm sure he feels happy that he wouldn't have to do anything for 20 years Finally sisterly love is what causes her to give up the location of the soul stone and therefore the fate of the entire universe She begged her boyfriend to kill her rather than let Thanos He does understand that people are much more willing to let themselves die than people they love die Or is that a new concept to him? Maybe he doesn't love anybody Like I would ask him genuinely as a human being I'd be like would you listen to your brother's life sister being tortured extensively? Knowing that you have to say one word to prevent it from happening I guess he wouldn't if he knew that he would say the word I don't know if Jeremy's been in the locale. I've been in like search and rescue and stuff It's pretty tough to listen to people screaming agony and not to mention uh, there are people It's pretty it's pretty f***ing gut wrenching There are people in this universe that would actually argue they would rather keep their loved one alive F*** the universe like that's to the point human humans get with love I just can't believe you're breaking this down like rationally Rationally, she should allow her sister to be tortured indefinitely. It's like You know what you're not wrong Plus when I'm getting a new hammer and Thor 33 the third Oaten told him his hammer was just something that focused his power now That's been forgotten and a hammer is important again. Uh, that's something that focused his power sounds important I was going to say that's J. You made the same point in your video, right? I did yeah, it's I love that he just doesn't notice it himself Like Odin's like hey, you don't need it full power, but it's good to focus your power That he's like, oh, it's suddenly it's important again.   I space I All right Some random computerized alien eyeball has a connection port that matches Thor's flesh based eye socket So then he immediately acknowledges that actually How could you send it for that and then send it for that? You can't do both This is a great freeze frame, by the way Oh mine's probably different to those He's just looking off in like completely different directions with each of his eyes. I'm on the next scene Um Haka connection board. Oh, this is a second Marvel movie to wait I like that he covers that entire scene without sending the most ridiculous line In the entire movie in my opinion where Thor like puts in the eye and then he's like this thing doesn't work Everything looks black When he has two eyes Yeah, and and and there are plenty of lights around them. Whether or not there's no lights outside the ship Wait, what other oh Days of future past okay Oh, yeah, that's true. Well, he wasn't wasted in either of these movies though Yeah, I don't see how he's wasted in this movie or days of future past I like I was just trying to figure out I was just trying to figure out which one he was actually in because I was like, I don't remember him being in the mcu This is like if you don't if you don't justify the the statement that he was wasted in this then people just have to sort of Oh, yeah, he was wasted.  People who agree agree. People who don't don't moving on That's all I feel like that's how these videos are designed, isn't it? Well, yeah, here's the ding. Don't ask me why He's Peter Dinklage and he killed everyone anyway. Who'll accept me? Let me do some math here 300 dwarfs. I wonder if you can guess what his points gonna be guys It's not half of them. Hmm Now why in the world with Thanos not have killed only half of these dwarfs? Why why would that happen? Either because there are more dwarfs elsewhere or because he's does it because Thanos specifically says that it's the greater good That's more important Well, my assumption is that he actually wants to prevent these guys from creating weapons that can stop him Mm-hmm, and then he precisely why the remaining dwarf has been he's has his hands melded together He's been de-handed. He's been de-handed wars. We're here. One is left Oh, he's so condescending over this point as well. It's really just like does he think this is the entire dwarf population They just live in a foundry and that's it Yeah, I That seems unreasonable. I would assume naturally that this is just a place. They work they commute here Don't they have like fortresses and mines and stuff under mountain? That's what I've heard. They have a mountain planet Multiply by pi r squared. That's 99.67 percent of the dwarf population Which means he must have let 299 other dwarfs on some other hammer building station live That's all well and good, but how did she get out of the mid-air suspension thing that she was in? Doesn't that thing make you for all we know it works I mean, yeah, we could have had a scene where she like Uh, I don't know lets a circuit attached to something and then it zaps it or she fires something out of a thing Yeah The movie's telling us she got out.  So I would just assume that she had something that allowed it Yeah, she literally does come apart Yes Tense and purposes immobile in fact, I'm kind of wondering how she was even able to kill that guy Wind up and planting eggs in my chest or something and I eat one of you I'm sorry. I do not want another single pop culture reference out of you I'm trying to say that something is coming really because there was absolutely nothing urgent about by the sense, yo Three what you were saying at all in theory it could even summon the bifrost Because why not Thor's gonna have to get to earth faster than a ship can take them somehow So bacon the bifrost into this baby. I wouldn't staff do that as well Spear sorry Pretty sure he does it. I don't remember that he uses the bifrost. You know what uh, remember he has to summon dark magic or whatever Yeah, hang on wait. Uh, what's his name? Heimdall's sword does it too? Well heimdall in fairness you gotta like put it in the ground No, I know he does it in his movie Oh, right Forgot about that You're right But people like he keeps a ball of writing the movie for them to try and turn my criticism about myself I'm not saying these things are in the film. I'm suggesting what we could assume It's the whole point It's a thing called inference as long as there's no information to counter it you can infer But um, you know, I I actually agreed with him that it's a bit of a jump And maybe we could have seen how she did it it would have probably have improved it Yeah, like I'm fine with that Somehow we've agreed with him a couple like you guys are I'm not crazy, right?  Yeah, I agree with some of these I've already agreed with a couple of them You could essentially like you could create Pretty much like a whole youtube channel. That's kind of dedicated To going over these points kind of did you you think that would work? I don't think it's possible I think they'd make loads of mistakes And on original but you could probably do it you'd need you would need an animal avatar to really sell it to people though Well like a spider or something Uh, spiders can tell the future. So it's not really fair Oh, yeah, if you ever get to choose I just looked by notifications on to it. I don't even know what this is The person said I tried as a as an explanation. Give me one sec Okay, I'm really curious. I know I need to see it I'm trying to get it on the stream first so they can see it. There you go This is the grill of the purple Okay All right, man Thanos bend mobile you I mean I agree an attempt was made I feel oh, wow just may as well throw this one in because why not but uh, he even did like the whole hellblade thing with only Of his face. I feel like you should read this uh wolf Oh, I should read this. Oh god Illustration of That's amazing. That's great. I'm the first one to admit Bulb in the pack and that never really bothered me though because I knew I gots the swagger Genesis 33 seconds It's not even yours Someone someone please send this to jared. I don't know how you I don't know how you're gonna do it, but do it This is amazing.   All right. Yeah. Well, yeah So anyway, I was actually gonna say that I actually do have criticisms of how easy it is to make that that weapon Um, but the the only counter I've heard is just the it's impossible for most if anyone to wield it Thor's like one of the only people that remain that can wield it I don't know if that's sufficient. It just seems pretty easy to make the weapon. You know like it requires The forge to be active force of a star. Yeah, but it seems that on a good day for this forge. That was normal It does seem to be the power source that they use for the forge Because I agree that that's a lot of power, but apparently that was just that was a normal day at this forge Yeah, it's sort of like it's like the facility is kind of set up to do that So, yeah, uh, just seems, you know um Oh wait, somebody somebody just said etry designed it. Did he Was was stormbreaker made in response to thanos? Like the blueprint or was it always around? I I don't know I want to say it was made specifically for Thor Like what i'm saying is like did he make it because thanos has the gauntlet He was like I need to design a weapon that can beat that but the thing is he didn't have any hands. It's pretty difficult to you know No, where did they what is with these people? It's like you're writing the movie again. I said, maybe I have no idea I know there's no lie. This is thorsy where they can use them suggesting ways that it could be possible There is a line that says Thor is one of the few people like that most people wouldn't be able to wield it when he Says that oh, yeah, wait So i'm fine the guardians that they'd lack the strength to wield them and they'd kill them minds into madness or something It looks like the movie's right in itself. I didn't have to do that actually It's designed against thanos. Thor says herself if anyone tries to wield it Uh, they would go mad. Yeah, and then rocket says, uh, is it weird that I want to do it more now? Right, that's that scene But yeah, um, I guess my point is you know, how many other people could wield it? And he has guardian Good hulk good hulk do it Well hulk couldn't lift the original hammer. That's true, but I always thought that was more of a Like some weird spell about weirdness as opposed to um That's true like power, you know, like it seemed like it was a bit of an Excalibur thing going on All exposed why can't you do it? Why could you do it the last Jedi fads card? It's not the same thing Suggest what I haven't said it's not a mistake. I would literally just ask you questions So if I was to make a video I probably would highlight this as an issue Didn't I open with saying that? Or am I crazy? Can I say some of the long lines of like the issue I have with it and then I carried on? I think you said it could have been better explained. I think that's very convenient and easy to do I mean, I do kind of feel about that that way about the entire forging scene is things about it Unless be fair, we never hear about this thing before this movie And it's not like we have to because Um, I suppose they would have been providing all of the Asgardian weapons like the armor and whatever else they have We can assume that relationship's been going for a while, but it would have been neat to have actually told us it exists Um, yeah, this wouldn't be in a in a video if I made it because You know, I love infinity wall, but I still think there's there's more issues in it than like civil war, for example for a writing But I don't know how you could have made a flawless film when you've got the this many elements flying around and It's a little bit tough Like how do you make a reasonable excuse for them to defeat Thanos when you've got no backup from any other writers? like, um You have to invent the reason that you can be defeated In your own movie. That's pretty tough So, uh, I don't hold it against them. I think they did a fantastic job for The position they were in Ryan Johnson on the other hand, he was he was given star wars on a platter They were like, here's all your setups. Do whatever you want. And he was like, they're all nothing. It's like, oh Okay What are the odds a far flung planet moon like titan would have air breathable by humans? So wait at the Is that the only planet he's ever said before? Um, what about all the other planets?  That's been like that's another thing we should say. I suppose Okay, guys, I got a quick thing to say Has nothing to do with the video. Um Well, two things one, uh, I gotta leave for maybe about half an hour or so I gotta go pick up something for my sister Because she's bedridden and shit so well good, but luckily you guys will still be streaming for a good couple hours Well, I mean I could What do you think my uh, what do you think my response to that is going to be? I don't know Can you answer it objectively? Um, no No, I can't All right subjectively then No She's not you calling your sister ugly Oh Yes, yes, I am Okay, well fair enough, but well, that's the first thing, but I will be back. We don't all have it man That's all good. You you you'll come back when you come back And the second thing before I go, um I was looking to see if that timestamp was real And I just typed in jared genesis rags to find it And one of the videos that I found was um, you know that that fight scene between anakin obi one Uh, uh count dooku in episode two. Mm-hmm Okay, so there's a video where they put jared's face over count dooku Me and rags are obi one and anakin and moller your yoda And that's the whole video It's called darth jared genesis versus jedi master moller and wolf into rags Why has nobody made me aware of this video? It's only got 85 views, but oh my god He's made two months ago. I've never heard of this Jared even commented on it.  It's on him. He should have he should have watched every single e-fab episode Three times by now Three of them All all but the ones that jared was actually Um, but yeah off you go man. Go go go. It's okay. All right. See you guys soon Um Yeah, if either of you guys want to do anything specific We've got apparently half an hour to do stuff. I'm gonna try and get through literally every single super chat We've had up to this point, so Sure. Here we go. Um, what seems to be the officer problem. That is a wonderful reference to rags from Last episode? I can't remember when you said that right. Yeah, it was when you were drunk Yay, but when everyone assumed something was wrong with you alistar. That said hi rags. So hello Um, Rihonda mohler sit oiti. Uh, I don't I don't speak welsh. I don't know welsh