I present to you James B. Madonna and the reference Dr. William J. Eisenman. Okay, we are here. And happy 2015 to all our viewers. It is the post-holiday show, you know, after the insane pagan Christmas, Saturnalia and Pumalia and of course New Year's Eve, New Year's Day.  But it is 2015. Life is back to normal. The major holidays are over, thank God. And it is January, which means we have officially begun the unofficial beginning of Old Man Winter. January and February. It begins in January and, yes, it is lightly snowing out, but the good thing is it will turn to sleet and rain because the temperature you say will go up, right? It is. Excuse me. I forgot my Jesse the body Ventura Bore. All right. Looks good against the burgundy red, huh? Speaking of, you know, contrast coloration, I still have to get a sack of low-grade sunflower seeds for the pair of cardinals in my yard. Believe it or not, they haven't flown south. Something's going on, man. We have me and my partner here. We were talking about, you know, this slow shifting of the poles or global warming, but something is messing up the navigational system in the minds of our wildlife here. But at least we're here.  Are over. And the assaults. What? And the assault on our wallets. Yeah, the, well, yes, the assault on our wallets, when it's same Valentine's Day, I usually say the same Valentine's Day massacre on our wallets, but that is in February. I think February 14th, right? And that's because there's a bow and arrow used, then. So it's a massacre rather than a... Well, the retail industry once again uses feelings of guilt and emotion to dupe all you men out there into paying ridiculously high prices for chocolates and roses at the florist and greeting cards. You know, because the women have been brainwashed to believe that this is what you do. They decided to make a sort of a holiday out of it. Not that the United States government really cares about the original Saint Valentine's over at, I guess he was in the Vatican or something, but nobody cares about this. Just like, you know, with Easter and Christmas, they have nothing to do with Jesus or God. They just have to be pagan. And it's a game. It's a retail brainwashing to lay a guilt trip on people and make them feel that they have to comply. They have to buy the gifts. They have to do it without complaining. And they have to pay the high prices because in the United States with crony capitalism, the retail industry, they also like to price gouge, just like all other businesses. Gasoline, you know, you name it. They all use the price gouge to pretty much, they got you by the shorthairs of your collumes, of your balls. And people are lemmings in America. People that are not independent free thinkers with open minds easily get suckered. And this is what happens. Let me get the formalities over with welcome to Uncensored Hard-Hitting Truth. I'm your host James P. Madonna of Megalife 21, the hardest-hitting Internet talk radio station on the planet. And I am here with the one and only, my illustrious co-host and mentor and the very founder of Newsletter Censored in 1977. The Reverend Dr. William J. Eisenman, how are you feeling this first January week, sir? 2015. Didn't get much sleep last night. What? Did not get much sleep last night. This is the eye. I had to take a chill pill, a natural chill pill, which consists of a Valerian root, Camomile, and Melatonin. Did it knock you out? It did, eventually, but I was... Because I didn't get to sleep till after six o'clock. Your insomnia was much worse than mine. It's not insomnia. It's cats. You mean to tell me your cats, which are, I guess, is supposed to be nocturnal animals, even though they're up in a daytime. They want to come in and out in the middle of the night. They went out, and I waited, two of them went out. I was waiting till after three o'clock. See, this is the problem, man.  They got you by the nose, man, just like a chick would. They got you by the nose. Well, they're supposed to come back. You know what? But sometimes they don't. If they interrupt with your much-needed sleep and they demand to go out, well, guess what? They're just gonna have to go find a crevice somewhere and wait until you get up or your staff gets up and lets them back in. That's what happened because it was after three o'clock and I wanted to go to Betty by... So they waited out there. There's no way I'm going to stay up and lose sleep to wait for them to come back. They're outdoor cats.  So they go outside. Anyway, aside from the cats, people are not watching Uncensored Heart Hitting Truth to Hear About Cats because it's not befitting of... What is the biggest... It is not befitting of the title of the show. What is the biggest video attractions on Facebook?  And on the internet.  Kittens. Cats.  But are these people independent free thinkers with open minds that want to hear the real heart-hitting truth? I take it. I say not. I don't go up to cute pictures and go, I just have to post that on my page. Well, you know, these independent... We have a reputation to report here. Free thinkers are hard to come by. Well, that's why we're here. Wherever they are, that's the purpose of your newsletter and the purpose of this show is to get tough to play hardball and to tell the real heart-hitting truth.  Oh, look at that little duck. He's sleeping with the cat. Oh, let's talk about it on the air with all of our listeners. Come on. Well, that's how you get people into you. Morons. Yeah, but these people don't want to hear the truth. They get offended easily. Maybe. The ones that are into small talk when they go online and into cutie pie photos. They get very offended and flustered when you hit them with real controversial subjects. That's all true. But how do you get a person to you to hear you? You must have something to attract them. It could be your personality. It could be a gimmick. For your personality to work, they have to be there. Like, for instance, when Jesse Ventura first decided to run for governor of Minnesota and then later on he decided to go into becoming an underground news personality, he was Jesse to body Ventura. He had the notoriety from the pro wrestling world and he had people that loved him. In other words, he started off with a base. Yeah, but they all didn't live in Minnesota. I don't know how many fans in Minnesota. Well, that's what I'm saying. But he had a base. He had a base. He had a base. You understand what I'm saying? But they all didn't live in Minnesota. For him to become governor of Minnesota, Minnesota people had to vote for him. He had to attract Minnesota voters. But he was on the W, he was a WWE superstar so he had the base. But there are 50 states that watched W. I can't believe he's defending all these moronic cutie pie photos online. I can't believe it. This piece is our mentor, the tough Reverend Dr. Bill with the newsletter. I love animals, too.  That's not what I said. Yeah. You constantly do this. You don't get the idea. No, I don't. If you have a product to sell, you have to get people to see they predate. How do you do that? When Ed Schultz has a show. Ed Schultz, forget about it. MSNBC is not seen by a lot of people. And Ed Schultz is on it at 5 o'clock where he don't have a big audience at all. Does John Stewart or Stephen Colbert have 1.5 million votes? I'll talk about cute kids and ducks, photographs posted online. Do they talk about nonsense like that? I don't think so. They talk about what will draw the viewer. Well, they have a theme. They have a format. That's correct. Our format is not a little cute duck. Look at that cat. Oh, how adorable. We're cat lovers. We want to track all the cat lovers in the universe. What did I just say before? What is the most looked at stuff on Facebook and the Internet?  But these people are morons. These are the same ones that watch reality TV shows. How can you make that judgment? Because all cat viewers are morons. Because you don't learn anything from it.  What do you learn? How cute an animal is? No, there was a video up there the other night on escape. And it showed all cats and dogs and how they escape from places where people put them. Opening doors. Opening gates. Of course it's interesting. That's my point. You can't dispense with certain things.  How do we start on this cute cat? Oh, we were talking about the cats going in and out of the house. I just want to... Seriously, I'm a serious note. I want to dedicate this week's show which is the first show of 2015. I want to dedicate the show in memorial to honor the liberal lion who passed away recently at I believe age 82. The great former governor of New York State Mario Cuomo died. And I always like them a lot. And I just want to send here from Newsletter Sensor to Megalike21. That's because he was a liberal in those days when a liberal was a liberal. Mario Cuomo. That's why I say the liberal lion. He was for the liberal guy. Yeah, and he stuck to his principles. And every time I listen to him speak on a talk show I was always blown away and very impressed by him. Not on the money, but I'm sure when he was governor of New York State for two or three terms. Three terms. I'm sure he bucked heads with a lot of people just like his son Andrew Cuomo who's the governor now probably has gets flack from just like any other progressive. No, Mario Cuomo was a liberal when liberals were really liberals like he said. And liberals were progressive? Yes.  They laid a successful guilt trip on liberals to feel self-conscious about using the word liberal just like they made disabled people feel guilty that they were collecting.  Disability checks. Or climb a mountain in a wheelchair? Yeah, who was it? Somebody was telling me actually the person happens to be a Republican was telling me about this man that no, no, they're not a Republican. They're I'm trying to remember who it was. Well, they're not let's put it this way. He was an extreme right wing but the person was definitely not a progressive liberal. Was bragging about how this man who was born with no arms and legs made a video to show people how he got through life and learned how to do things for himself. So it was kind of a disabled man is self-sufficient video.  Look at him if he could do that oh, you could do more the talking points it's bad for disabled people. It's bad.  But I want to have a moment of silence for Mario Cuomo the great Mario Cuomo because I always like them a lot. Okay, we're back let's see in the news someone's like that song from the Village People in the Navy you will sail the seven seas in the Navy okay here that our wonderful obese obnoxious gas bag governor, Republican governor of New Jersey Krispy Kreme Christo Christi and it doesn't shock me it infuriates me, but it doesn't shock me that he wants to do it he wants to sell Liberty State Park off to the private sector no more State Park he wants to sell them get rid of the commons isn't it something that the Republicans in Washington want to do with our national parks get rid of the commons but it's all for the sake of money giving it to the corporations so what they want to do they want to privatize absolutely everything the Republicans there's scum no free lunch pal also no that's okay a rich Republican can have all the free lunch he wants the perks the payoffs the free, the corporate welfare the subsidies oh that's okay what is that douchebag's name uh Peter Brabeck the Nestle's CEO of course he's in the news again saying the same bullshit that people do not have the right to pure drinking water yes I say the same shit for hundreds of millions of years creatures on our planet drank pure water and now this one man says no it's not a matter of no it's a matter of he has the money and he wants to buy it up yeah but the colossal goal and the ego maniacal selfish personality to think that you Peter Brabeck have the right to God and take away pure drinking water from all creatures of this planet including homo sapiens human race you gotta be a real selfish ego maniacal prick yeah like the Koch brothers or Bill Gates they can do it they do it because they can as long as they can they have not been defined the rich in this country have not been defined this is why for 70 years or so even though republicans don't like it this is why it is crucial to have regulations on the fat cats well the problem is you must have someone in charge and in a democracy it is us the government I posted a banner on facebook group of a large whale a photo of a whale with a little boat like a dingy hovering over the whale and the whale is described as we the people and the boat is described as the population of politicians that we elect and it said something like if only we the people knew the difference in size in comparison between us and them how much of us are out there and this is why the power we would have and this is why I was so upset when so few people voted this past November I mean people don't understand the power they do have and they didn't care it's just apathy they didn't bother to vote at all and what would happen the demon Chris Christie, Scott Walker whatever doesn't matter if you're a right wing you're a demon and that's about it and people don't have the ability to recognize a fake phony fraud liar that has a selfish greedy agenda they can't recognize that and that reminds me of one of the Twilight Zone episodes I saw I do not know if you ever seen it it was there's this man wandering outside in a terrible storm he was looking for shelter and then he sees a light and he comes up to this like big castle of course every time there's lightning bolts coming down there's always a castle so he comes up to the castle he bangs on this tremendous door and this old man in a robe with a staff like the shepherd staff with the hook little bull peep came a stick anyway in this castle it almost looked like a monastery there were all these older men with long beards, long hair and robes carrying the same staff the person in charge says we'll give you some shelter we'll give you something to eat but you cannot stay here you must leave and the person begged to have him stay and he said no so what happened was the guy collapsed so he had to stay what happened was he heard this howling like a werewolf and he wondered where it was the old man says don't pay attention to ignore it so the guy became curious and he went in the dungeon area it was a jail cell and there was a man behind it but the man was like saying that they're keeping him prisoner against his will please open the door unlock the devil as an angel of light are you a smart cook? what happened was the man in the cell even after the leader told him who that was behind the cell behind the bars don't pay attention to what stories he tells you don't pay attention to what form he takes that is Satan and that is the reason why the problems the really big problems of the world have stopped no wars no dis, no pestilence no hunger it all stopped and you ever wonder why? that's the reason why I was able to hold captive Satan himself alright the long story short the guy was so touched and fooled by the man and deceived by the man in the jail cell he really got to him right here in the heart he unlocked the cage and as the man was walking away the pointy beard the horns started coming out the cape with the big collars he started to transform and then he disappeared he went to the window and just disappeared in a ball of flames and he made the mistake he didn't listen to the old man it really was Satan and the moral of the story is that humanity they mention Satan coming to people as an angel of light in the most pleasing forms you can imagine most pleasing forms and people have a problem of not having the ability to see to spot who Satan is they do not have the ability to recognize Satan that's the problem that happened in the garden when he's fooling you when he's tricking you that's exactly right that's why God told him don't touch that train because the day you do you will die you will have the ability to make decisions and choose like I have Rod Serling was a genius he was absolutely amazing so many episodes to come out to create the screenplays for all these episodes unbelievable every Twilight Zone had a moral everyone had a moral and a story you learn something from Rod Serling created in that series even Night Gallery afterwards was good was good not as good as Twilight Zone I never kept up with that Twilight Zone is so popular that young people today some of them they'll pick the Twilight Zone marathon over the honeymooners marathon if it's going on at the same time they'll pick the Twilight Zone over everything um well it should be required viewing very much like I say about the classic movies like Fahrenheit 451 Brave New World The Day The Earth Stood Still all of these should be part of how 1984 these should be part of our being extremely educational TV series I mean not entertainment you're learning so much from it it should actually be college credit to view a Twilight Zone marathon part of it of course and to be tested required in the humanities yeah basic human skills well Sarah Panolin again in the news there's a photo and a story of her rather portly 6-year-old son named Trigg using the family's Black Labrador Retriever as a stepping stool to be able to reach something on the kitchen counter and Sarah Panolin thought it was just Pachecane and Nido she was like proud of the fat Trigg the little Trigg maybe he was giving it a Japanese massage he must have been trying to give it a chiropractic just because he stepped right on the spine of the lab Black Lab and of course multitudes of people are infuriated yes it is animal cruelty I was very upset not only by the photo but more upset at the adults that allowed the boy to do this who ever said that Sarah Panolin was an adult in the first place well apparently she's getting her little son off to a great start teaching him animal cruelty and not having compassion for you know he's gonna become a great Republican when he grows up well she taught her daughter how to be abstinent abstinent too but that didn't work did it of course it's not gonna work people have hormones people have hormones you know like my grandfather used to say my late grandfather used to say a stiff prick has no conscience the hormones will win forget about it you can say anything you want and give speeches and say and how do you make a hormone how do you make a hormone you don't pay that's right or what is a whore with a running nose full oh jeez it was a joke I posted a banner I posted it says there are three things that have no problem in winter's cold it was penguins I believe it was polar bears and whores they're always wearing short they're always wearing short legs are always on the ground really short miniskirts and snow on the ground ok here we go what happens in new years alright I mean January right after new years day this is what happens you get all this crap in the mail from nationally advertised health clubs and gymnasiums trying to get you to sign up this one is gold gym new years resolution they exploit the fact that people gain some weight for the major holidays Christmas and new years they know it and they exploit it and you get bombarded by all this advertisement to join the gym new years resolution here's another one quest quest gym here's another one all kinds of promos what's this one blink here's a stupid name for a health club there's one in my town called blink feel good why would anybody of gymnasiums want to call it blink blink anyway this is blink and they show everybody on the treadmill you know they're trying to get you to join so what I'm trying to say is well I work out at home I don't need to be part of a crowd to get motivated to exercise and do just fine by myself I'm self-motivating I don't like distractions at all I'm totally focused alone and it's a lot cheaper for me to work out at home but the point I'm getting it is that this is how crony capitalism is in the retail industry they take something that people have and in this case those that gained a lot of weight through the holidays they make them feel bad about it and they remind them that they're more out of shape than ever before and they need to start the year off right and join a gym and hand over their money because they should be physically fit and they have come Memorial Day weekend if they decide to put on a swimsuit yeah just put those on when you're done don't throw them inside I don't need them we use the big one for the kitty cats no problem we'll just put them here what else we were talking before they use the feelings of guilt and emotion I don't know why concerning these holidays for lovers I don't know why women have to constantly be reassured in terms of presence in terms of gifts women should be reassured all the time by the man she's with and they should do nice things together it shouldn't be certain times of the year just like thinking about Jesus shouldn't be only around Easter and pagan Christmas and being in shape and eating healthy and exercise should not be always in January it should be all year round it's part of the lifestyle healthy lifestyle well I could never understand why let's say you exercise, you burn off some calories and your appetite increases and you go and eat and then you gain the back again what the hell is that all about if you eat properly you won't gain excess body fat if you eat yeah but I'm saying if you just go into exercise and theoretically you burn off 160 calories you get hungry and then you eat and you gain back 160 or more calories well it's not the hunger you're referring to is very true but it's not a hunger craving for carbohydrates and sugar it's a craving for protein so if you eat high protein, low carb high fat, very important good fats it's fine, you will still but most people who are exercising they're going to go right to a carb they might you're not going to eat a lamb chop no, they might do some stupid like go right to McDonald's or Burger King and get an apple pie I'm hungry, I'm working out of a value meal and they'll get all that poison in carbs and they deep fry very bad fat very bad, not good fat the whole food is crap the burgers are toxic white bread you hear any more about pink slime I guess they're back to it again once in a while I hear about it and it seems like Jamie Oliver the spokesperson against yeah, he won some kind of a battle good for him look it up on YouTube, Pink Slime and the food channel celebrity chef Jamie Oliver explaining it all to you I salute Jamie Oliver look it up I also want to send greetings to my near dear friend in Osaka Japan miho and greetings let's pop myself in the nose man and greetings to my good friend and former WWE star and wrestling extraordinaire in south Florida, Mr. Ken Thieson greetings to Ken Thieson and greetings to Eric Doyle and Rick Brown of unconventional the unconventional asylum no more steel stone and sugar they decided to go sugar free in 2015 so I wish them luck I will tell you that story off the air no, I won't tell you off the air but without mentioning names what happened was sugar was a particular female business partner that wanted to reap the rewards of having self-employed and running a business but did not want to do any work did not want to contribute any investing her own money or time it was very lazy but tried to hog the bulk of the profits and Eric Doyle and Rick Rick Brown they had enough of that they've been leaning over bending over way backwards for too long and they finally I would have straightened her ass out right from the beginning but you know they were I don't know they just decided enough is enough it's destroyed or broke the camel's back but anyway that and of course all my administrators the great Mario Petrus of Petrus Fitness Sash Boyle and Jolton Joe Stebbins I gave my greetings to all of you and that's about it really that's it okay let's sink our teeth into these things I know we were long winded but you know it's the beginning of the year the writer reminds us of how dignified and graceful former president George W. Bush has been by keeping silent about the Obama administration how true especially when we consider that Bush had the wisdom to launch what is perhaps the most unjustifiable and disastrous war sold by lies in American history Bush and Cheney have way too many skeletons in their closet to be throwing stones at Barack Obama that's why he's keeping silent yeah and I don't blame him he's he's walking on thin ice so he's thousands of Americans died tens of thousands of Americans were severely injured hundreds of thousands yeah that commercial for the wounded warriors with tracens that is heartbreaking man it may be heartbreaking but guess what it's totally unnecessary that's why it's so upsetting the private sector or non-profit sector should not be taking care of our wounded warriors that's a government responsibility and that's exactly what goes through my mind when that commercial plays you should not have to take up charity and a fundraiser to take care of men and women who were permanently disabled or killed let's say permanently disabled for totally unjust wars wars for profit I mean taking up a collection plate they should have guaranteed total support and backing by the United States government including their healthcare not homeless not broke, not poor not without healthcare health insurance I'm sorry, go ahead hundreds of thousands of Iraqis died and millions were injured or displaced our nation also was disgraced by torturers and the entire region is now in turmoil only beneficiaries were those cronies who profited from the war I am thankful for Bush's dignified silence if he opens his mouth they'll probably find some way in this country to put him in jail Dick Cheney the man with the mechanical heart doesn't seem to be shy about laboring, opening his mouth no, no, because he has to defend himself because defend? what? his legacy a being a demon what? how it really is but he is putting a different wallpaper on it does his mouth naturally hold on does Dick Cheney's mouth naturally go crooked all the time? like Popeye he makes these Popeye faces that's a scowl that's a what the hell am I looking for here that's a devil grin that's what that is, that's not a Popeye it's like a sneer a devilish sneer not a grimace but a sneer he sneers at all of us okay I got rich on that stinking war you idiots he has contempt for contempt for us all he's a sociopath no kidding it seems to be common with right wing people what does the color of the yolk of the egg indicate about the nutrition of the egg um the color of the yolk maybe it might indicate freshness perhaps answer nothing oh it's like the same as a brown egg versus a white shell egg the color the color of the yolk comes from substance it's called carotenoid we're not yolking around about this no yolk and they depend on the diet of the egg oh wow brighter yolks have no more nutrients nor indicate more nutrition in the egg whites than Taylor yolks just determines the diet of the egg but consumers love colorful yolks of course they're like shiny waxed apples too so egg farmers make sure to get their hands plenty of yellow, orange pigmented plates such as marigold petals very rich source of lutein and zeanthen and add supplemental carotenoids to their feed because the customers want a pretty egg when they break it open a colorless diet of say white cornmeal produces potato yolk and by the way brown eggs are no more nutrition than white eggs so either way you will be an egg to see exactly okay a small one here for the time remaining yes before lunch the way I understand Noah Smith's column is that I have to convince him why the up of the economic pie here in America should include an appropriate piece for the labor force for a retired member of the private manufacturing workforce and reaching the bottom of the middle class it's very difficult to understand what makes today's economy really work first the economists are no help they cannot agree on anything about what makes the economy grow and they never seem to point the blame at any political group they seem to stay very neutral they don't want to offend anybody which is really part of the problem because there are culprits that cause all this no it's government interference in the free market that causes all these problems they quick to blame big government even libertarians blame the big government that's true they blame the same circumstances as the stock market goes up or down now since China manufactures almost everything cheaper America gave up producing goods and stopped measuring the health of the economy the most national product the economists declared America is now in a service economy and measured the health of America by how much the stores sell it's very clear to me that the more the consumer buys the more the service economy grows well in order for the consumer to do this the consumer must have surplus cash in their pockets to put back into the economy if they're just working to barely pay their bills there is no money going back into the economy but think about who the mass consumers are so it is not being a philanthropist or having a soft spot for the labor force it is about understanding the flow of money in America and that the ventured capitalists managing the money should leave a fair and a good portion of the profit to the working masses that would permanently enlarge the paycheck of the workforce and secure a stable and strong service economy that would be less for profits and the big boys and girls the elites the poor things it reminds me of this posting of an American Indian Native American saying that after the last fishes caught and the last creek is poisoned and talking about the environment being becoming toxic and unusable then people will realize that you cannot eat money as food I don't know about that but we have nothing left what was that island was that Easter Island I think it was Easter Island where they used up all the trees Easter Island so they didn't realize it you know I don't know what happened to them that's a mystery and how they are able to erect figurines that weigh many tons and same thing pyramid building there must have been an extraterrestrial source of technology that helped them build it because there's no way there were extraterrestrial sources where are they now and why would they help they are taking a low profile don't you think they too would have the prime directed not to interfere can you tell me how they took each stone that weighs a few tons and stacked it high what? it took a long time to do it they had to bring all that crap from the quarries they had a chisel it or whatever and it expanded up I mean the stones like in the ruins in Bolivia it's so perfect that you can't fit a razor to lay it in between the two stones well they had the time to do these things but the point is even more is why did they do all that work for all of that time to put these statues up wow to honor some pharaoh to honor some king or to frighten people who were coming on the beach ah so scared of that many of these pyramids seem to be tombs tombs for honoring the elitists at the time which is the royal family of course civilization it's like it's like the ultimate ask is it's like what they do with the royal family in England somebody got offended because we were when the when two members of the royal family recently visited the United States Prince William and Princess yeah some famous American I forgot who it was did not use proper etiquette it was LeBron James royalty first of all LeBron James is he an American I would hope so he put his arm around why should why should an American who's not British follow customs that kiss royal ass why should they follow customs who are these people to Americans are these people better than us why should these a news female news reporters care so much about them Don the Muslim garb when they're in those countries interviewing they're appeasing them they're appeasing them but at the royal family visits the United States there's no way in hell I'm going to bow down to somebody else's royal subject in America they can get offended all they want they're nothing to me it's just one way of saying you're better than I am right they're the greatest welfare cheats that ever lived moochers royalty everything was there after what the royal family did put the Irish through I don't bow down to none of them the divine right of kings and their own people you had in the middle ages let's take the Irish they can only produce their own food on their little bit of land they could not farm they could all belong to the king of England commercial fish or have cattle everything belonged to the king they had to give a portion of that food and stuff they raised to the king if you hunt deer in the forest the king's deer and the king's forest then the king wanted taxes from everybody talk about oppression never the taxes from the rich my friend always from the poor it sounds so similar of course and the only jobs they created was in the armies and the armies fought to sustain those elites so the corporate oligarch of today and or plutocracy is very very similar to the imperialism of the past with the feudal was it the feudal system ok we're going to go on break it's time for lunch we will be joined by our commercial voiceover artist will you make more of the third with his words of wisdom and promo and we'll be back for the balance of yeah it's a threat we'll be back for the balance of the first show for 2015 I remember like it was yesterday probably was I calculated that I would be like a little over 40 years old like in other words the year 2000 was a big deal when I was in high school and I was we were just me and folks we were talking about it's like wow we're going to be like middle I'm going to be middle aged by the year 2000 it was such a futuristic concept at the time right exactly hi we'll see you hi I'm William Morrow wake up people because the truth is often very often a very very hard pill to swallow hi this is William H. 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Morrow the third for your words of wisdom and promo and we will sink our teeth into these readings for the balance of our first show for the new year 2015 uncensored hard-hitting truth for years the government has been issuing guidelines about healthy eating choices now a panel that advises the agricultural department is ready to recommend that Americans be told not only what foods are better for their health but for the environment as well that means that when the latest version of the government's dietary guidelines comes out it may push even harder than it has in recent years for people to choose more fruits vegetables, nuts whole grains and other plant-based foods at the expense of meat well if you know how to blend your plant-sourced foods properly you can do quite fine on a vegan diet but you better know how to blend and combine the beef and agricultural industries are crying foul or about the poultry industry are they crying foul but what I mean is you need to supplement to get your B12 for vegans especially the spirulina is an excellent source I was playing with Steve the cat now I'm letting Steve the cat out saying an environmental agenda has no place in what has always been a practical blueprint for a healthy lifestyle right on brother the advisory panel has been discussing the idea of sustainability in public meetings indicating that it's recommendations expected early this year may address the environment a draft recommendation circulated last month said a sustainable diet helps ensure food access for both the current population and future generation a dietary pattern higher in plant-based foods lower in animal-based foods is more health promoting and is associated with lesser environmental impact than is the current average US diet that appears to take at least partial aim at the beef industry a study by the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences last year said raising beef for the American dinner table is more harmful to the environment than other meat industries such as pork and chicken does it have something to do with beef that are not free-range grass-fed like Argentina does I mean beef that are that are fed grains the study said that compared to other popular animal proteins beef uses more heat-trapping gases per calorie more than pork puts out more water-polluting nitrogen that's in your foopoo I hear pigs defecate very high volume but the cow dung like in India near the Ganges River Varanasi India makes bricks for their homes because the cow dung contains a lot of fiber from the plants very durable and they dry it out in the sun it also takes more water for irrigation and uses more land true, true as the advisory committee has discussed the idea doctors and academics on the panel have framed sustainability in terms of conserving food resources and what are the healthiest the foods yeah there is compatibility and overlap chickens are easy between what's good for health and good for the environment once the recommendations are made the agricultural and health and human services departments will craft the final dietary guidelines expected about a year from now the guidelines published every five years are the basis for USDA's my plate icon that replaced the well known food pyramid in 2010 and is designed to help Americans with healthy eating guidelines also will be integrated into school lunch meal patterns and other federal eating programs the meat industry has fought for years to ensure that the dietary guidelines do not call for eating less meat the guidelines now recommend eating lean meat instead of reducing meat altogether but another draft discussed at the panels December the 15th meeting says a healthy diet pattern includes fewer red and processed meat in response the national cattleman's beef association sent out a statement by doctor and cattle producer Richard Thorpe calling the committee biased and the meat recommendation absurd he said lean beef has a role in healthy diets objections are coming from congress too a massive year end spending bill enacted last month noted the advisory committee's interest in the environment and directed agriculture secretary Tom Tom Wilsack to only include nutrition and dietary information not extraneous factors in the final guidelines so often uses such non-binding directions to put a department on notice that lawmakers will push back if the executive branch moves forward environmentalists are pushing the committee and the government to go the route being considered we need to make sure our diets are in alignment with our natural resources and the need to reduce climate change Michael Jacobson of the center for science in the public interest said the idea of broader guidelines isn't unprecedented they've all they have already been shaped to address physical activity and food safety you don't want to recommend a diet that is going to poison the planning oh yeah big producers though they don't care if they poison the planet big agra long as it makes a bump just like big oil they don't care they don't care if they poison the planet profit is the only thing they care about that's it I wasn't aware that there is a constitutional prohibition about favoring one religion over another as the letter writer suggests perhaps he was referring to separation of church and state I suggest that he take a closer look at every store every office even government offices even our public schools as being replete with Christmas no religion can be proven therefore no religion should ever get involved get involved with politics nor should one penny of taxpayers contribution should go to any religion he should also listen carefully to broadcast songs and commercials and re-read those media features to which he refers if he did he would find that there are very very few instances in which a genuine Christian religious symbol appears or is even mentioned snowman icicles green wreaths holly and bows colored lights nutcrackers and the like are secular symbols of the holiday say that again nutcrackers all of those I just mentioned are secular symbols of the holiday we have nothing to do with the birth of Christ absolutely nothing Jesus did not tell anybody to celebrate a birthday regardless let alone his and he was not born in December listen to the end of that second the true meaning of Christmas true meaning of Christmas birth of Christ is a Christian meaning birth of Christ is the true meaning of Christmas whenever he was born has nothing to do with Christmas has nothing to do with Christmas buying presents maybe they took the three wise men which the Spanish called Three Kings Day which is in January maybe they took that event and converted it into giving presents on Christmas with the Santa Claus nonsense maybe that came from the three wise men bringing gifts for the baby Jesus yeah they came they came they came after yes they came after he was born they were a little late but it was not born on the 25th of December that is on Christmas so price was never in Christmas and he never asked to be put in Christmas this guy put him in Christmas he called it the true meaning the guy is a boron he's a living he's a brainwashed living well this is what happens you see when somebody has half the truth see yeah I played with the cat cat was very affectionate and friendly but now I'm rubbing my eyes oh my god anyway yes I dig where you're coming from brother with the article frankly I am offended when I see such secular symbols on the municipal green at New Jersey alongside a large menorah an obvious religious symbol of the Jewish faith isn't that a blatant example of favoring one religion over another people should just practice what they believe in and keep it to themselves and nobody no religion or belief should be favored publicly they have to proselytize and convert what their religion cannot be proven they still have to do it because the more the more converse they have the more proof they have that they're doing something right huh yeah doing something right by proselytizing based on what their god is the real god their beliefs are true when it cannot be proven well let's put it this way supposing you were in a nation environment where only you have been privy to a truth and you try to get it out there to others yeah they call you nuts crazy or whatever so the more people that they have against you proves that they are right and you are wrong because you're only a little minority but any belief that cannot be proven without without evidence is all equally nuts but the evidence that we have used throughout history has been right makes right it's like a bully right so it's a bully we have the might so what we say goes and we are right and you're wrong because you're just a few people and you're a puny and we're powerful it's being a bully basically it's the way like Chris Christie at a town meeting town meetings are supposed to be open exchange of questions right and opinions questions and answers Q&A but if you disagree with Chris Christie he tells you to shut up sit down and shut up well I'll have you removed sit down and shut up right a most important thing to remember is that Christmas is a national holiday cares the Christmas tree which most government offices display should not be mistaken for a Christian symbol such as a creche which is displayed mostly on private property and now I hear Jesus was not born in a major amongst barnyard animals they just did that make it look good but I do agree with the writer about the start of the season when I was a child the usual start was the day after Thanksgiving now greed has taken over oh yeah the holidays are promoted months ahead of time everything is in advance for the retail industry this national holiday is meant as a time of peace and goodwill to all spirit of giving so on and so forth which are nice something the writer should appreciate and promote well I noticed that the mainstream local media does an awful lot of promoting of the retail end of the national holiday they do what they do with a big smile on their face wonder if that has anything to do with the fact that they get paid for coming out they have a big smile on their face when they promote pagan Christmas in terms of retail a huge smile and even though it's a bunch of bullshit it's not ethical but anyway do I hear anybody in the mainstream media mention all this truth why then you are conducting a war on Christmas according to Mr. Mill oh right conducting a war on the pagan lies of the of Christmas I mean conducting a war on the lies that the media tells when they promote Christmas for profit yeah it's a war against their exploitation profiting off of the birth of Jesus which I say again was not in December a little lighter moment here oh boy my boyfriend and I have been together for almost four years okay I have given him a job opportunities and graduate school opportunities to move around the country for him and his job we are currently living in a small town in Texas with our two year old son he promises me we will get married one day yeah women are very very fixated on that piece of paper the marriage certificate but not anytime soon it's when I tell him I want marriage he says I'm pressuring him wonder if this marriage this man was married before usually people that are married before in the Boston are not that enthusiastic about being married I have tried to talk about and ask him to at least make me feel like I'm his partner does he have big bucks maybe she wants to marry for financial reasons by combining even a portion of our finances to cover mutual costs like home and groceries, child care etc oh yeah yeah what an exciting fun life he says no I don't blame him he won't even tell me his salary aha and I never read this reading before didn't I hit the nail on the head it's none of her damn business she's very preoccupied with this man's income isn't she his parents had a nasty divorce and I can't help but think that this has influenced him and his ability to commit oh he could probably commit it's just that her obsession with his income and him sending money her way that might be a red flag for him I love him oh he loves me I don't want to raise our son apart but I know I'll never be fully happy until we get married when I try to talk to him about my concerns it always turns into a huge fight do I stay or do I leave what's there a rock song do I stay or do I go you know what go leave because it's nobody's business how much a person makes or has in the bank I say this for a man or for a woman either or it's very rude none of your damn business here's Amy Dickinson's answer I almost never respond with an instant reaction that someone should leave a relationship certainly with a toddler in the picture but I am making an exception here your guy is controlling and withholding you are responsible for your choice to give up opportunities and your education in order to follow him around you have a child with him and to exist in a relationship limbo that you claim is 100% not what you want please do your life worse by doubling down and insisting on marrying him never give up your dreams never give up your power in a truly loving relationship both partners share their dreams and balance their power doesn't sound like much real love is here this man is showing you who exactly he is believe him you need to call a friend or a family member see a lawyer start your life anew she's siding with the woman she's a female she's not mentioning the fact that she's trying to size up this man's income and mentions financial issues which is a dead giveaway of her agenda maybe you can say it's not mentioning any of that she's trying to secure her life she's been a bold revolt here with him bouncing around the country having a child with him you see what happens when you have a kid well the law automatically feels sorry for the woman and favors the woman he used to the kid especially with younger parents older generation parents they said no they were not afraid to say no and no meant no but today's parents for some reason they make their whole existence revolve around the child the children are coddled and spoiled and they're afraid to say no to them and everything's about the kid unfortunately and when there's a child the law goes along with these modern day moms no no I say she should not give up her dreams and her career and she don't have one because she has followed him around with his career she sacrificed for him his reason for not getting married maybe just as valid as her reason for wanting to get married you know I mean Amy Dickinson did not mention that that he might have well they better get together shouldn't they that he might have valid reason and the fact that this woman asked what his income was I don't like that I don't like that very intrusive rude and it shows that she's a money grubber she's sizing up his income maybe she was trying to plan household finances how does she know they can afford to buy a new car maybe or down payment on a house maybe this man is used to his freedom to do what he wants and come and go but you know what I have to compromise with a woman in the house that married couples have to do they have to compromise every time they spend money they have to compromise the money goes into a joint account you know isn't it funny then that there are certain people in the world who like the benefits of let's say marriage and having kids and stuff like that but don't want to go along with the like the getting married well you have to decide you know you can't have some of the Cal for free instead of paying for the milk you can't have some of the benefits of family or married life and then without the others it goes with the territory it's a package you either agree on the package the whole package or you don't want to go well then they have to go their separate ways and he would have to pay child support this is his son or daughter he would have to pay child support and they would have to go their separate ways because they have different desires at least they have to discuss these things instead of it resulting in a fight a fight no she cannot force him and demand things of him that he does not want to do she has to accept the fact that he has his reasons for not wanting to get married and she has to just accept it without screaming but in actuality he has never told her why this is what the discussion has to be about yeah enter into a discussion because it ends ends up in a fight yeah because there are selfish demanding people that are unable to negotiate in a normal fashion it should be two adults where they each lay their cards on the table and they either come to a compromise or one goes with the other or they just separate and he just pays child support that's all it is what it is I bet you he's the kind of guy that if it came to that he'd still want to make booty calls I don't know him I mean it's possible House Republican leaders it's possible rallied on Tuesday around one of their own with Steve Scalise okay after he said he regrets speaking to a white supremacist organization 12 years ago and condemns the views of such groups that's true he made it hard for his party which I'm very happy of yeah but now he changed his mind you see when it interferes with him getting ahead of course you know politician isn't he yeah the supportive statement suggested that party leaders think the flare-up will fade during the holidays with a new congress set to convene next week several Democrats criticized the Louisiana lawmaker but did not call for his resignation oh he's a Louisiana Republican what do you think he wants to be speaking to white supremacists Kierkeks Klan David Duke and etc these are people that these are folks that are still fighting the civil war Scalise said that as a state legislator in 2002 he spoke to many groups about a major tax issue one of the many groups that I spoke to regarding this critical legislation was a group whose views I wholeheartedly condemn it was a mistake I regret and I emphatically oppose the divisive racial religious views groups like these hold Republican leaders defended Scalise within minutes House Speaker John Boehner said Scalise made an error in judgment and he was right to acknowledge an inappropriate now what makes them think that he won't make some more errors in judgment when he becomes the new whip of the new congress well he must have been is that the only mistake he made in his whole life I mean it must reflect how he really feels at that time it did yes otherwise he wouldn't have said it still it does but they have to cover it over can't they I mean he must stay apologize and said they made a mistake that doesn't mean it changes how they feel if he's a racist he's a racist that's correct but they hide it well do they not because I was watching today on one of the Fox programs where Wayne Rogers is always on and you know the actor Wayne Rogers yeah the moderator or whatever how he is of the program was saying that the Democrats always bring up the racist card they always play it and that damn Sharpen that Al Sharpen you know so blacks in America cannot defend themselves then you're being a racist they can't have an opinion on their lives they can't desire a better life like anybody else they desire a better life all they want but they ain't going to get it so what they do is they they stand up for themselves and they just call Sharpen a racist or playing the race card just for wanting the best you see what they do with Ferguson and the Staten Island Garner if you protest against those things that's racism you hate the cops the government calls protesting a low grade terrorist that's great even peaceful protesting they could be sitting right down there with their faces with Cayenne baby saw you a lemming a drone a yes boy you just have to be victimized and accept it I saw somebody say the other day that hey people should learn how to deal with cops when a cop tells you something even if he's wrong you do it that's the kind of mentality we have no you don't do it if some Nazi stormtrooper comes up to you and he tells you what to do and it ain't the law you have no right to listen to him or if he wants to or if he wants to search every orifice of your car and your person and he has no warrant and he has no legitimate motive motive for doing so some vote was taken the other day which supposedly did away with our fourth amendment rights yes I heard about that I'm not up on it and what about the law to allow local law enforcement to spy on us that's been around since you know the NADAA no no no we have to learn something in this country about a law is not always a law we have laws in this country that would put into effect to punish people to hurt people like Jim Crow laws so that they could lynch blacks you don't obey those laws you know so just because something is a law it's a law to what? to not criticize Monsanto? right and it's against the law in some red states just to be homeless or to try to to put rummage through a garbage can or dumpster for food or something you know or to feed the homeless so just because the elites got certain laws passed don't mean we have to obey them oh yeah the right wing is if you're a minister in Florida and you feed the homeless you get arrested oh and they're supposed to be Christians they're phonies they use God as a frontman that's it, failure total phonies they want to undo everything that happened during the civil rights struggle they want to undo everything everything that happened in the 1930s with the FDR they want to to enslave the mainstream and make the United States and then the world a corporate oligarch and eventually the oligarch will turn into a plutocracy because even among fat cats there's always some fat cats that are greedy and selfish and they want to be the fattest cat of all so the oligarchy would most likely turn into a plutocracy and all this, all the evil that goes with it will be the laudal land and then mankind will destroy itself because it will be profit over the planet and people and that's that and the only thing you'll have to hope for is the second coming of Christ that's the only thing that you would have left to hope for if you're a nice average folk well a lot of nice average folks are going to die before Jesus comes well they can't even they can't even they can't even motivate themselves to vote to vote so okay so 2016 comes along and they say people only vote for the real big elections so they'll make it their business to get their ass out there 2016 they'll get to the polls and guess what even if another democrat or even if a liberal independent gets elected let's say Bernie Sanders gets really lucky lucky as a leprechaun and we have a Bernie Sanders Jesse Ventura in the White House we all have to deal with the Republican House and Senate and Supreme Court because you idiot assholes allowed the Republicans to get control of the House and Senate and the idiot assholes are going to allow them to get control of the White House in 2016 if they well you're a very sometimes you could be very gloom and doom and negative because that's what is ahead now there's nothing like gloom and doom ahead then then the poor the poor folk might as well kiss their ass and just die because that's exactly what is going to be left if Republicans get total control of Washington and the world is going to hate us even more and and there will be world war three these are already promising all of that because you know war is big business so they'll start world war three the nuclear war Jesus Christ himself Matthew 24 has to come and intervene or there will be no flesh left but what you're saying is it will fulfill Bible prophecy the end times will be fulfilled if Republicans get total control because you won't be shocked because we are waiting for a certain series of events to take place someone told me a very very proactive member of Holistic Health Talk told me Helen Johnson told me that throughout the ages even in hundreds of years ago in ancient times after Christ there have been many that said we are living in the end times because life always had struggles and crisis and horrible things always happened throughout the history of mankind but there were no signs when you start following the signs of the prophecies that will happen then you can claim the great tribulation the day of the known and the end times just because there are bad times means nothing I mean since the Bible was created there have been many leaders that were looked at as the Antichrist that doesn't fulfill the signs you're saying a certain series of signs must take place that now stop me if I'm wrong but I believe right now we are experiencing the white horse of the apocalypse we've been experiencing that for a long time false prophet false church so the white horse has been riding for centuries and today more so than ever well yeah because the prophesies have a falling away a gigantic falling away of all religion and a returning to the Roman Catholic Church of the Protestant faiths returning to mama now what about this thought throughout history there's one thing that's happening today that did not take place since the Bible was created and that is now the family structure is deteriorating you don't have that close knit family that stood together like they did for for centuries producing your own food family own farms see now the family structure has been broken apart you have all these single parent households and people are not saving their marriages they're not sticking it out and there seems to be very few total complete family structure we have a mommy and daddy and children all together living together and it just seems to be without natural affection like to Timothy a very cold nature of society that's right it's a get way of life with people whereas in the past the neighborhood the local society the neighborhood and the family they all stood together and worked as a team to survive because they most likely had to well that was a time it was a time when we all land the real wealth right and our very dependence on survival was not on working for the man it wasn't dependent on working for some employer as a asshole employer like the industrial revolution took people away from the family farms they moved to the city and then they were totally reliant on the man black freedom and liberty and I think this was the beginning of the end gradually of the family structure we have people with their careers and not producing their own food according to the right wingers that's the feminists who did that the feminists did that they're always going to blame the progressives they blame the feminists for the families breaking up because they blame the lesbians for the families breaking up but in reality they're most likely were always gays and lesbians it's just that they were in the closet it's not that everything is becoming gay you know well it just means that it's not taboo to publicly display their gayness as far as I know they've always been somewhere around 120th of the population they don't grow exponentially now they're not in the closet anymore and the republicans being paranoid as they are think that straight people are being converted into homosexuality they think in terms of that you have a choice either to be homosexual or heterosexual most cases you're born depending on who you want to date on saturday night with the inclination most cases you're born I'm not talking about the woman who wants to dabble and claim she's bisexual you know the very effeminate pretty young female who thinks it's invoked to be bisexual I'm talking about the ones that were gays since childhood they were always around but republicans are very paranoid about many things but their mind is not the storage space for facts they don't have facts not according to michelle bockman rolling around in their mind who always presented facts really to anybody she was arguing with really is that so especially those damn democrats not unproven ideology or idiotic statements but she claims she had facts that's correct where are the facts to prove she had facts she said them who cares that's factual enough she said them and the media gives her the face time and pays attention to what she has to say because she has a title she has a title media should be saying well prove it that you have nothing but facts miss bockman they wouldn't have to prove it all they have to do is pull out a couple of videos but they're not challenging the exactly nobody's challenging these nuts because as chuck Todd said if we do that we won't have any guests they won't come on the show they won't come on the show again I guess that's why David Letterman was making nice nice with Chris Christie and he's never come back mister hair thingy Donald Trump if anybody says you know Donald I know you're full of shit Donald won't come back and Donald will try revenge oh who cares people people have to grow a spine against the fact cats like the Koch brothers people have to grow a spine period some people have grown spines they're dead they're wussies they don't want to fight they don't want to fight for what's right they put out some truth and now they're dead what do you gotta do you gotta be pussy and shaking your boots at the Koch brothers before you seek the change that you want you better make sure that your back is covered if you're on this side of truth how can one go wrong if they're on the side of truth when you get shot on the head and they say that you committed suicide that's how you gotta have people behind you for the plutonium place and they put plutonium on or blanch or whatever oh yeah what the hell is your name forget it or the witnesses of the Roswell, New Mexico crash yeah when the government says you better keep quiet about this or else of course you know how many let me we're done anyway you know how many journalists and newspaper men are dead they committed suicide car accident journalists that investigated big big scandals big big scandals yes well then then we need a revolution and we need a revolution who's gonna come for the revolution William Iserman he's a very intelligent brilliant man but he's not like what you would call you know fucking fight man because he understands look I'm progressive but I am no pacifist who are you gonna fight though you gotta grow a fucking pair of balls and fight the forces of evil brother and I just said when they come against you and shoot you in the head and call it susan what about a militia with ak-47 strained to revolt where are they I don't know well there you go they come together they gotta form when people get that pissed off they'll form militias I can bet against that I win you don't want any civil war you don't want nothing I'm a cynic I understand I have been fighting for over 30 years just be a victim what do I have the show for just be a fucking victim what do I have the show for what do I have the show for liberals are pacifist and they're pussies this is why I am a progressive I'm a real a realistic progressive I'm not a pacifist a lot of liberals want to be like hippies flower children like barny the dinosaur I love you and you love me I don't know why do you say that then I'm talking about you're talking about nothing you don't understand what you're talking about you don't understand how dangerous it is out there I'll give you a little truth this is a siphon there's no trickle down that's the truth if you go on national tea somebody should go on MSNBC and say there is no trickle down economics this is your real truth siphon up to the 20% 1% but I haven't seen anybody I mean they beat around the bush about it but they don't mention nobody mentions names nobody calls out nobody says the coke brothers paid off the republic and congress nobody says anything in the mainstream media because they don't have a goddamn spine because that's who makes their money you must mess with the camera that's where they get their money from nobody's going to speak against their boss no in a materialistic world what about you just said before you depended on the man but if you let the American people know you're being a whistleblower and all of a sudden the whole country knows the real truth and then they fire you the station fires you guess what you're well known because you told you let the American people know everything they have the facts you're out in the street you're out in the street at the moment because of what you did doing the right thing you mean but you're out in the street at the moment but life goes on but you ain't got no income coming in at the time you don't have any income but you're doing what do you do in a materialistic world without income but you're doing your job as a journalist what about doing the right thing that you made a promise to when you became a journalist what about doing the right thing for the people and for God again I just said it of course you're going to get persecuted yeah but you gotta be persecuted only to the extent it doesn't interfere with your income because once your income is interfered with you got nothing you got nothing to build on you got no one behind you tell me anybody who cares about them for God damn homeless people on the street what about dignity and doing the right thing as a human being doing the right thing and having your dignity everything's got to be dollars and cents for the older generation everything's got to be dollars and cents my aunt and uncle you know I tell them my aunts and uncles I tell them oh yeah we're on internet talk radio how much does it pay oh hey James you don't say hey James long time they'll see hey James you're working you're working you're working that's all they know don't rate me yeah yeah yeah you know bread and butter the point of it is there has to be an income everything's about income income income what about doing the right thing in life you can't produce a newsletter without income well that's true oh wow that's true I'm not talking about that I'm saying I'm saying providing the facts for people and not and not uh like a cheap camera to the ideology of the rich fat cats if you work for NBC you're not going to do it except this as a fact of life well I do know that they will fire these people no kid but you know firing is not the end of the world you know how many people it is when you're blacklisted you mean when the mainstream media says no do not bother to apply here that's correct you need not apply you need not apply we know your history because the mainstream is controlled by the corporate sponsors until the system is drained and it is no longer governed by the fact that cats nothing can be done but a little thumb in the dike here and there well guess what Rachel Maddow publicly announced the letter she received from the Koch brothers and she also publicly announced that she said no to the Koch brothers and Rachel Maddow is still employed at MSNBC and the Koch brothers still got what they wanted during the last election well yeah so bingo, ergo you know whatever speaking of the last election you ever noticed that nobody challenged the fact that maybe many of the states were rigged to win republicans many of the states were rigged voter tampering and voter yeah you know it's like having a wall and the law is wrong and you don't have the money to take it to the next court or take it to the supreme court what happens nothing like florida with the homeless justice has a price you can't feed the homeless you can't feed them, you're a pastor and you have compassion you can't feed the homeless it's illegal to be homeless there's no jobs out there but then again, you get arrested for vagrants because you're out in the street but you don't have the money to pay rent so all amounts to losing power right as long as those people who stay in power have the good change and americans keep on electing those same evil people a little bit of cement on the whole thing now that's it a little bit of cement it's like people who talk the truth about what's in the bible like let's say david c pack or the late herbert w armstrong they were giving facts but they always had a tiny flock there you go or we are destined unfortunately to have a tiny flock alright, we'll see you next time people so long tiny flock anything's possible on uncensored hard-hitting troop totally ad-libbed and unplanned and unrehearsed but until you people get involved enough of any import no, people have to get involved, you have to grow a spine and you have to vote you have to get involved you can't be like those idiots out there that just watch sports and reality shows and nonsense like that and music industry fanatics you gotta get involved in society and government and you gotta care you can't just be apathetic about it and want to party with a couple guys I know you know, anyway we'll see you this has been a mega life 21 production


So, hi, I'm David, aka Yorick, and I'm going to talk about the binary AST, the JavaScript binary AST, bin AST. So Previous Talk was about furniture, the one before that about components. I haven't heard any talk this weekend about startup performance, and the sad fact about startup performance is we are not very good about it. I just realized that I forgot to give the credits, so this is about a work between Mozilla, both the company and the community, with the help of Facebook, Bloomberg, and Cloudflare. I am at Mozilla, part of the JavaScript team. So I mentioned startup. We as a web developer community are not very good at that. How many people in this room know how long it takes for their application to start? A few. Good. How many fit within three seconds? Great, I see two of them over there. So a few years ago, Google, both as double click and as actual Google, run tests on the web to find out how fast web applications start. So double click, it's an ad agency. They all have all sorts of interesting numbers. In particular, they know if you're looking at a page or not. That doesn't sound good. What should they do? They know whether you're looking at a page or not. And so they have numbers. So if your page takes more than three seconds to load, you have already lost 53% of your visitors, at least on mobile. And the Google web preference team run tests. So I don't remember whether it's, oh yeah, it's a median value. So on desktop, at least half of the applications took at least eight seconds to start. On mobile, it was 16 seconds. That's not good. That's not good for our users and that's not good for our applications. So the question is, what can we do about that? So the problem is, hey, code. Well, okay, we are in the dev room. So good thing. We know a few things about code. But the problem about code, in that case, is not code. It's that we have lots of code. So maybe the people who know exactly how many seconds it takes for their application to start up know how much code they have, I personally generally don't have a clue. When you create an application, you typically pull lots of dependencies. I mean, if it's a simple application, you can probably get away without dependencies. But most applications tend to pull lots of dependencies. And lots of dependencies have a cost, even if you don't use these dependencies. There is a cost just to the code. Code itself, not its execution, just to downloading and preparing the code. So part of this cost is parsing. Parsing is a computer, reads the source code, and tries to turn it into something that is eventually going to be able to execute. Those are numbers from the same study of how long it takes to parse one megabyte of JavaScript code. So on a MacBook Pro, that was just a few milliseconds. And on some platforms, that's more than six seconds just to parse your first megabyte of JavaScript source code. And I'm not going to give names, but I know some web applications that have more than 40 megabytes of JavaScript source code. So multiply accordingly. It's mostly proportional. Before we try to solve the problem, let's lake, let's take a very quick look at how JavaScript starts. It does things. So the server doesn't do much. I'm assuming a web application, and I don't care whether the server is running JavaScript. I only care about the browser here. So the server doesn't do much. Just sends the file. The file is text. It's called the code that you have written. The JavaScript virtual machine, any virtual machine, is going to do a full parsing, even if it's not called like this, but it's going to do a full parsing of all your files. So turn them into a data structure. Then it's going to run static analysis. It's not something widely known, but all the VMs need to perform static analysis before they can execute JavaScript. Not a lot of static analysis, but sufficient that it takes time and that it prevents lots of optimizations. This gives you a part of the source code, state in memory, and this part is then compiled to bytecode. The bytecode can now be interpreted. I'm not going into jitting. That's just before you can start execution. Other versions of this pipeline had more operations, but that's as much as browser and VM vendors have managed to reduce it. Well, that still takes lots of time. So how can a web developer do to improve the situation? There are a few things that can be done. I didn't include lazy loading, but the typical optimization that you can add automatically to your tool chain are uglification, optimize.js or something like this. So uglification is going to reduce the size of your source code. Optimize.js or something similar is going to add IIFE, which are a bit faster to parse. And then you still get this entire chain. So thanks to uglification, this thing is a bit smaller, not much. And thanks to this one, this part is a little bit faster. We still have lots of work to do. Now look at something completely different. I took, this is a rough outline of how .NET applications start. They start much faster. Of course, they don't need to download. You have installed them already, so you don't need to download anything. But also most of the work that we are doing on that side in .NET happens on this side. All the static analysis is performed early. They have lots of other analysis. They compile. And then when you load, this is not a server anymore. So that's your binary on your hard drive. When you load, you don't even need to read the entire application to memory. That's pretty quick. If your application is large, you only read bits of it. There are still a little bit of analysis that needs to be done. But first, you need to do it when you load the application on the part that you actually load. And most of the work has already been done here. So the end result is this is way faster. So we set out to try and see if there is a way to change how JavaScript is loaded. To try and possibly get something close to that. So this is the bin AST, the JavaScript binary abstract syntax tree. And you actually don't care about the fact that it's a binary abstract syntax tree. Don't panic. You just need to remember that she looks cute. Her name is Bast, by the way. It's an Egyptian goddess. Well, it's a rendition of an Egyptian goddess. So with Bast, we try to fix a number of the points that we have seen in the early puzzle and try and make them faster. So parsing is really clear on what parsing is. Is there someone who needs a reminder of what parsing is about? So apparently nobody could. Parsing is slow. Again, parsing, that was the large graph that took sometimes six seconds on some platforms for one megabyte. Parsing is slow in many languages and parsing is even slower in JavaScript. Because let's face it, the syntax of JavaScript is a bit weird. If you see a slash, is it a division? Is it a comment? Is it a regex? Could be anything. If you see four, is it a keyword? Is it an identifier? It's probably not an identifier, but it could be a property. So it's not as easy as many languages. And it's even worse, strings are complicated. Because JavaScript tries to represent strings for multiple languages and you do not store in memory ASCII or Korean with the same memory model. Because it wouldn't just blow some applications if you use the same model for everything. So even strings need to be verified and then optimized. So every time you see a string in the source code, well, the parser is going to spend precious nanoseconds trying to fit the string as best as possible in its model. Verifying that it's a valid string. Doing the escapes, et cetera. But all of this is nothing in terms of complication with respect to eval. Eval, I assume that everybody knows about eval. I assume that most people don't know how evil eval is. You don't want to know. Fun fact, there are actually four different eval functions. You really don't want to know. But the eval itself complicates parsing. Just the fact that there could be an eval somewhere in the file means that your parser has lots of work to do and lots of optimizations that cannot be done. Also, as I mentioned, so that's, by the way, one of the static analysis that we need to run when we parse JavaScript. Also, in .NET again, we can only parse bits of the executable. In JavaScript, we cannot. We have to throw a syntax error as early as possible. This means that we cannot simply skip parts of the code. Lots of things that get into our way. Also, closures complicate things. Static analysis is needed for closures. We could simplify it. Let's assume that our hands are free and that we can do anything. Everything is permitted. All is fair in love, war, and optimizing JavaScript startup. So if we could redo the syntax of JavaScript, just the syntax, not the language. Just the way it's stored on the hard drive. We could simplify tokens. We could simplify strings. And we could preprocess all of the things that need static analysis. And that's exactly what we do with binary ST. Instead of having a function foo and pay, look, there is no eval. It's an empty function. So yeah, there is no eval. So we're going to store a binary representation that looks a bit more like this. So hey, we have a number of names. There is a name foo. There are probably plenty of other names, but I'm not going to put them on this slide. And then we have a function declaration. Its name is the first name of the list. So name number zero. It doesn't have any eval. It has a body, et cetera. Just by the fact that we have written here, there is no eval. Instead of letting static analysis look for an eval in the entire code, we make things much faster. So just don't, we don't think we make things faster. We actually have numbers. We have a function of Firefox that has hidden behind a preference. The ability to use binary ST instead of the addition to the usual source code. And parsing plus verification goes down by one third. So that's one third of the six seconds you saw in one of the first slides. And we have lab experiments that show that we can do hopefully twice better just by this simple change. So what we have done so far is basically we've changed the order of information inside the file and replaced and used numbers instead of using words. But that's basically the same thing. It's basically a compression format, a weird compression format that changes the order in which the information is presented, but it's still the same programming language. No, that was for the parsing speed. But hey, we talked about downloads. I just mentioned compression format, so let's talk about compression. We'd like to do something better than minification. Actually, we would like to completely get rid of minification. I don't know if you've already faced minification bugs, but minification, yeah, I see someone who has, but minification is an inherently unsafe operation.  But many of the operations that say Uglify or other tools are going to do can break sometimes. And you're not really happy when it breaks because someone somewhere in the tool chain decided to apply some optimizing tool that changed the behavior of the code. So we don't want minification, but if we lose minification, we're going to increase our download size. So while we are changing how JavaScript is represented, let's see if we can make it more efficient in terms of bandwidth. So this is a random example of things that happen in quite some few JavaScript files. You import things with require. Doesn't have to be a require, but that's an example. Or you have if constants.dvg do something, probably some logging or some additional tests, et cetera. The actual details of this code don't matter, but what matters is that you have probably a written code that looks like this at some point in your life. It may not have been called log. It may not have been my logger and my module here, but it kind of looked like it. More generally, when we look at source code, there was an entire session dedicated to machine learning on source code because you can learn many things. I mean, today I chose them. There was one and I think it's still on. And as I mentioned, you can learn many things about the source code by looking at it. Doesn't have to be deep learning. But for instance, strings tend to repeat often bulb across files. Hello world is something that happens quite often. More generally, it's very rare to not have a JavaScript file that does not call console or if you're in node require. Prototype is a property that comes very often. And things, if you have a variable X inside your code, if you have declared a variable X, there are pretty good chances that you're going to use it at some point. So you're going to have several instances of the same identifier. And you're going to have patterns of usage of this. Similarly, the structure console.log or console.whatever, that's a dot applied to console and to log. And yeah, that's something that happens a lot. Function.prototype.something, again, patterns. And once we know what kind of patterns to look for, well, we can ask the computer to look for it. And we set our computers in front of the corpus and the computers learned how to predict the code that we are writing. And with this kind of things, we can ask the computer to predict the code. And it's of course going to be wrong quite often. But in the cases it's right, we don't even have to write the code in the file. So with this kind of things for the actual constructions in the code, such as expressions, arithmetics, calling two string, things like that, we managed to actually get down to 1.2 bits, in average, per construction within our tests. We still need to check how good our tests are. It's still a work in progress, but it's pretty encouraging. It's a bit more for strings identifier and property uses, but it's still two to six bits for each use of hello world, which is much better than writing hello world. So it's still very much a work. This compression is very much a work in progress. I landed a patch in compression this morning, but with a good dictionary that we have obtained by learning things on large enough corpus, we obtain performance, compression performance, that's basically the same thing as minification plus broadly, except we did not minify the code. We removed the comments, okay, fair enough. But besides the comments, we did not minify the code. And we were pretty sure that we were going to be able to improve it further. So, so far, we have started that much faster, download that's comparable to broadly, plus minification, so we have not lost anything and we have gained performance. But we're not done yet. We have a new thing, a few more things in store. So, one thing that happens quite often in source code is big surprise, you have code that's executed now and you have code that's executed later. Yeah, probably not such big surprise. As I mentioned initially in the slides, well, right now JavaScript source code, we need to parse and static analysis and static analysis and everything. But turns out that with the information we already shipped in BNIST, in BEST, we actually don't need to run the static analysis on everything. And in fact, we actually don't need to parse everything. So, instead of this, we're going to store separately or at least not in the same place in the file. That's something we need to start and that's something that we're going to use later. So, again, we have reordered things in the file. And with the additional information that we have stored, with the additional information that we have stored, we have the ability to restrict what we are doing to the code that we are actually using. We don't need to run the static analysis on code that we're not using. Even though our static analysis is faster, but we don't even need to run it at all. In many cases, or at least we don't need to run it yet. We don't need to parse. We don't need to compile things that we don't use yet. Ideally, we could parse, compile, and execute while we are receiving. So, we could, there are a few issues here that we have not solved yet, but some of it works, some of it not yet. Imagine a world in which we can start executing JavaScript while we're still downloading it. In this world, we would be effectively streaming source code. And so, it's not that surprising if you look at how native or almost native executables work. They only know what's needed from the disk. Ideally, we'd like to do this from the network. So, just the way, the same way we stream video or audio, we would be streaming code and executing it as we receive it. There are a few complications that we have not solved yet, but some subsets of it we already have hidden somewhere in an experimental version of Firefox. So, with numbers that need to be confirmed, we have not checked these numbers yet. So, the other numbers so far were checked, these ones are not. But we expect that we can divide by four the time spent parsing during startup and completely get rid, basically, of the time spent compiling because it's going to happen at the same time on a different thread. So, hello again, best. So, that's the new scheme of this ideal world in which everything works. Again, we have not finished everything. It's still a work in progress. Very encouraging but still a work in progress. But with best, much of the work that we were doing in the browser during the startup of the application is now done on the server or actually in the tool chain. We run the full parsing, the static analysis, the laziness analysis and compression as part of the tool chain, send smooth chunks.  And we are very hopeful that this is going to make the web a much nicer place. An important part is that this requires no coding. It's not like the refactoring of big applications to have lazy loading, which is often complicated and often backfires because you have to be exactly sure of what is lazy loaded in which order. Otherwise, you just spent your last two months making your application slower to load though you wanted to make it faster. This is something that just replaces, well, whatever is the last part of your tool chain, say webpack. We have not changed the language. It's not a competitor to wasm. It's not a new programming language. It's just a compression format. It's a very, very dedicated compression format that tries very hard to be good for JavaScript. But it's a compression format. And with this, so just already the 30% that we can confirm already a pretty good game. We reduce the total work and, well, hopefully also the energy used. Here's the code. Thank you for listening.


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