Yes guys, your eyes are not deceiving you. You're looking at the very first gaming phone of 2022. That is the Red Magic 7 and I've been using this device for a while and I've got to say though there's some truly unique and impressive things in here and they've done a lot to satisfy your gaming needs. So let's just start off with the hardware first. It's running the Snapdragon 8 Gen 1 but of course you've got something that's really important to the Red Magic series which is the built-in fan. Now you've got vapor cooling chambers in there but you've also got a brand new fan that runs up to 20,000 RPMs to cool your device much better. Now we'll see how well that does but that allows you to extend your gameplay and push your games as much as possible and we're looking at you Genshin Impact will be getting to you in a second. The display on this device is 6.8 inches, 165 hertz refresh rate. Yes you heard that correctly 165 hertz refresh rate which is truly impressive but the other thing that's impressive of course is the touch sampling rate of 720. So you're playing a game like called UD Mobile you can feel it run smooth fast the display it's just it feels like butter right. Now it's a couple that the other unique feature you find on any red magic phone are the two side trigger buttons which are remappable trigger buttons on this device which is truly cool and they have a touch sampling rate of 500 hertz. So again this is pushing everything to the max as a gamer. Now the hardware feels very similar but still comfortable to use you've got your power button on top right above the power button is one of the air vents for the fan there's one right behind next to the camera module and there's one on the other side where you have of course your volume rocker and as well your game center button. When you have all that built in how is that gaming experience that's the first thing how does it feel just playing a game like I mentioned called UD Mobile plays well and great you can see the frames per second it's locked at 60 frames per second it does that pretty easy and well and then we take a game like PUBG Mobile where of course that runs just as well and I like the fact that I could remap those buttons for each of those games so that I can actually go ahead and save that and how do you actually do some of that stuff well that has to do with the game center now the game center has two options or two aspects to it if you actually slide that game center button it takes you into the the game center space that first of all shows you all your games you can have it in a carousel you can have the list mode and then you also have the power base where it has something that's brand new called plugins now the plugins are things you can download or at least activate to allow you to do a couple of things you've got the 4d vibrate which is a new vibrant feature that you can see in games like PUBG Mobile and honestly it actually works pretty well not as intense as maybe ours I would like but well enough that I really noticed and I said okay this is pretty cool you've also got aim assist if you need that while you're playing first person shooters you've got of course key position salad equalization all that stuff within the plugins there now and that aspect that just that's pretty cool now in the game space itself you can do a couple of things you can also check your network settings you can see you can actually just turn off notifications if you want to you can also customize the zones for miscellaneous touching in terms of your screen so you don't actually press the wrong buttons you can customize the lighting behind the device which is basically on top or below the red magic logo itself on there and then of course you can add water max and you have a few more options now that's one aspect of the game space now the other aspect that I think a lot of people will like is the fact that you've got the game space within the game itself this is where it truly shines and gives you so much more functionality compared to any other device so one of the things of course is the fact that within that game space itself you can go ahead and customize a couple of things so you swipe from your top left hand side across and that gives you a game space which gives you a couple of things you have a menu that slides from the right that allows you to change of course your refresh rate from 165 all the way down to 60 you can have a performance bar which you guys saw earlier giving you your fps for your game gaming sessions you can turn on and off your fan which is nice you can do recordings but the other key thing is you can access those plugins I mentioned on the left and you can customize your shoulder buttons and you can customize those buttons to be placed anywhere on screen and also the basically sensitivity of the buttons themselves so that aspect is also pretty cool customize the lighting if you want to as well and you can also customize your touch sensitivity from 360 to 720 so I mentioned a lot you can actually do and this software is really robust it allowed me to take advantage of the system itself and play the games I wanted to as I mentioned PUBG mobile we played that that ran well smooth extreme that was you know 60 frames per second locked in no issues and of course ultra ultra that also ran at 40 frames per second solid again that's what it's usually standard at so that wasn't anything crazy or nuts now how about 120 Hertz gaming so we do have a bunch of Android games that can actually play at 120 Hertz but this is a display that supports 165 Hertz so we actually went ahead and played a couple of those games one of them that I really enjoyed was actually playing one call modern ops and that actually ran 100 130 140 frames per second took advantage of of course the display high refresh rate played really well and then of course there's real racing 3 which is a game I haven't played in a minute and that ran very very well at 165 frames per second which is truly impressive to see something take full advantage of that high refresh rate so that aspect is cool now you're saying okay tundee that's great display works what about performance now before we even get into that major hardcore performance aspect let's take a look at some of those performance benchmarks you guys definitely want to see those so of course we start off with geek benchmark and we go in and we see what we have there we geek benchmarks and in our CPU benchmark you can see what it is here and the scores are typical for snapdragon hn1 if you look at it side by side with our galaxy s22 ultra it's very similar with that score and then we check the compute score this is where it's a bit higher compared to the s22 ultra at 6044 so those were pretty pretty impressive I want to add one more benchmark which I've been using lately which is the 3d mark wildlife stress test benchmark so go in to check those results so in terms of stability while doing this test because it runs for about 20 minutes this is stable at 98.8% so looking at the stress test chart you can see that line just goes right across compared to the s22 ultra which kind of just goes down continuously across the board so that really shows that this is capable of doing those longer extended gaming periods that you're looking for now the games you want to see that would take advantage of all that horsepower okay let's start off with black desert mobile now black desert mobile was locked at 45 frames per second we set it at the highest setting played well ran smooth looked like it had no issues whatsoever so I thought that was actually impressive I think that game is capped on android um that's one thing I can mention there the other game of course I played was pubg new state which is something a lot of people ask for pubg new state in terms of its frame rates we're getting about 50 frames per second you know the smack settings about 5051 again that's just something that I've I haven't experienced with any other device because this is the first time I'm playing that game so we'll see how other devices actually stack up to it but in terms of just the performance there it was pretty solid and actually played pretty well now again to the big bad boy that has basically shaken up every device we've tested this year and also last year the year before that which of course is genshin impact now if you guys recall on the s22 ultra on the s22 plus on the iphone 13 pro max none of them could hit 60 frames per second playing genshin impact at the highest setting well fear not your red magic seven can do that with ease I played for about 30 40 minutes I think 40 minutes and it stayed at 60 frames per second actually went up a little bit to like 61 frames per second did not dip it was it's pretty much capped at 60 frames per second so I was actually able to do that quite effectively and well and it just ran really smooth that was truly impressive and kind of you know it just takes the crown for what you actually want to do gaming wise as a gamer now being able to play at 60 frames per second which means you're going to be pushing a lot of performance on this so of course how about heat how well did that fan actually work it's a little bit of a mixed bag in terms of the way I would calculate it playing genshin for that amount of time this thing ran up to about 118 degrees yes with the fan on and with the fan at its turbo setting the fan actually has two settings which you can cycle through or you can actually just set it to either one and it went up to 118 which was not good so not something that I wanted to see right here but if the other games while I played like pubg mobile call of duty the fan kicked in and it ran rather cool it was fine I got some temperatures in the 90s so it was something that again yes it works but on for games that really push it as hard like genshin impact this is where you definitely will need an external fan to add to it so maybe something like the the razor fan with the razor rgb fan it's something you can actually use to complement it but that's just something to add to the mix there now in terms of battery life you're looking at a 4500 milliamp battery which is a reduction from last year which we had a 5000 milliamp battery so that's a bit of a bummer here I would say my battery life has been good overall I haven't seen any major issues or dips with it I have played for much longer periods of time but honestly I've only gone ahead and charged it like at least once after like after like a day and a half of just use so again battery life is is good but I would say 5000 milliamps would have been better with this device now before we round up we know that there are a couple of things you guys are looking for what about accessories what about you know playing on streaming services of course xbox game pass plays pretty well and I actually got to use the games are x2 type c and that actually worked and fit well with this device and if you're looking for a controller that will fit this device this will actually work if you know if you can't get the one from from red magic but this actually works out pretty well and again the streaming service ran well played around 58 to 60 frames per second is what I was getting but again pretty much 60 frames per second for that kind of gameplay session you do have a 65 watt battery we should charge your device pretty fast on there and the speakers are very good which you guys should take a quick listen now with all that though you do have cameras on this device and how well are those cameras well I could lament and tell you it's a gaming phone you're going to get images that are good not great video that is solid but not crazy and again that's not the main function of this device the one thing I would say that I'm a bit disappointed is the cooling of the fan especially for very high intensive games that is something that I wish was still greatly improved even though it's much better than last year I still need to see better improvements on there and also it's not out loud really actually just listen to this pretty nice loud okay so that is the red magic 7 now if you're looking to pick it up I have links down below and you're wondering how much is this device well this is not a snapdragon 8 gen 1 device that is priced at a thousand dollars no pricing starts at six hundred and twenty nine dollars for 12 gigabytes of RAM and 128 gigabytes of storage goes all the way up to 799 for 18 gigabytes of RAM and 512 gigabytes of storage so you have a range there and a pricing that will fit everyone comes in three collars obsidian you've got also this rating here and you've got the supernova and honestly I do like the pricing for and I think a lot of people like it too so leave your thoughts down below guys if you have any questions any comments let me know otherwise don't forget to like share subscribe and always enjoy entertainment


Make sure we're coming in live and there we are. Awesome. Awesome. Hello, everyone I hope you're doing well. Welcome. Welcome to another live stream. Today. Today is February 2nd 2021 and we're doing a comic book reading of Superman's girlfriend Lois Lane number 70 from 1966 and it's the first Silver Age appearance of Catwoman cool, cool, cool and We'll talk about this. We'll talk about this as people start coming in as notifications go out There's three main stories in this actually and this is number five of Five comic books. I think we introduced a couple of random ones as well during the comic book halls and stuff But this is the fifth one that We had to read. Hello, God. How are you doing? Welcome. Welcome I hope you're doing well, brother chaotic world. It's great doing Doing these comic book streams. By the way, I'll let you know And I'll let people know later on most likely a comic book hall tomorrow Okay, I got a package waiting at the post office Marie to pick up. So It's it this package has taken about over a month to get here It's it's a lot of comic books a few comic books. It's a couple of runs More than a couple of runs actually So I'll let you guys know what it is. I'll let you know what it is and it should be fun Kung Fu master brother a Supposedly Supposedly those books on our they're on their way to me So the package that I got and everyone's coming in did you ever get those that's what I'm telling the story about You know what all wait up five minutes to just to let people know what's going on regarding those 13 comics How is everyone doing? I'll go bury Gravity of the situation indeed. Welcome. Welcome the real NC Mike. Hello. Hello. How are you doing? You went pretty active on our discord page Which is cool. I got your message That you sent me olive, how's life? Hope you're doing well and MC Mike I just got your p.m. On twitch that you sent me. I don't usually check the the Messages on twitch because it's really it's not set up well to reply to people. You can't really it's small You can't really read so discord is the best way to get in touch with you, but I did reply to you Gravity of the situation Free Assange free Assange free Assange indeed all notifications sent awesome awesome Boho bridges 81 Hitchi Cho and everyone hope you are well you indeed you indeed I hope everyone's doing well. It's an interesting interesting times for sure for sure and gang Julian Assange is a publisher and journalist that has been crucified for trying to bring transparency of Capital transparency accountability of capital is power to humanity, right? That's who Julian Assange is Cheryl. How are you doing? No poll today Cheryl. You're free Awesome, we got one choice and that's it, right? This is what we're gonna lead read It's crazy that it's the first Silver Age appearance of Catwoman really that means this came out in 1966 so Silver Age began in 1966 so in 10 years there was no appearance of Catwoman in DC comics, which is wow to me, right? named over Hitchi Cho. What did you think of those? flashing red text Thought it were funny It was like It was interesting. It's a different take that's for sure and why not I put a little smiley face on there All of not doing great these days, but I'm hoping this will trim it all of I'm sorry to hear that and all Look, you're not alone. Look gang anybody feeling down. You're not alone. The the pressure put on our Civilization or human beings by centralized power has been insane, right? So Don't think like one of the reasons people aren't able to deal with pressure or pressure really brings you down and you feel Overwhelmed is because you feel you're alone in this you feel you're isolated That's why whenever you go through trauma that one of the best things you can do to heal yourself is to talk to others to share right, so No matter, you know, how low you feel how down you feel just know this There are billions of people right now, right that are going through the same thing you are. You're not alone Always keep that in mind. Always keep that in mind Okay, no need to get hit you. So hope you're doing well game stuff seems to be on a slight in incline again It's super interesting to me. Yeah, it's super interesting and be careful. Look gang It's not there are retail investors that made a lot of money off The short squeeze, but there are a lot of hedge funds that also made a lot of money You know Screwing over the other hedge funds, right? 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I got a package waiting for me to pick up comic book haul That's basically taken about a month to come here and I know I said I wouldn't gonna go through eBay shipping program ever again But I went through eBay shipping program again. I cut a deal with the person selling the books So most likely tomorrow at around 2 p.m. We're gonna do a comic book haul Okay, most likely around 2 p.m. I gotta see if I can fit it in there with my time, right? If not tomorrow then Thursday for sure, but I think tomorrow at 2 p.m. We're gonna do it and regarding those 13 books that never made it back to me. I contacted the seller and Initially he didn't reply to me and then filed a case and then he replied to me because all the funds were put on hold That's what I got from him, right? And then he contacted supposedly what happened is someone else's books I ended up getting someone else's books and someone else ended up getting my books so he contacted the other seller and the other seller has already sent those books my way and These books the Gideon's Falls Trace paperbacks I put into boxes onto a box and I'm gonna ship that out to the other guy today. Okay, so Maybe in a week We'll get those 13 bucks and when we do we're gonna do a Comic book haul and open them up and finger crossed those are the books that we wanted And it's got the first appearance of kung fu fighter first Todd McVarman cover first lady cop first appearance of Suicide squad the revamp of suicide squad First appearance of hun stress is 13 key books Oh, let's say 9 key books 9 out of 13 10 out of 13, right? Then Baba Chicho he wrote those last night had me in a crazy place a good one I didn't want to leave until it was over. Then I found myself relieved. It was over. Yeah, that relief Gives you a lot of information crack very well said Chicho. You're not alone. You are not alone Graham it's not a lot of money. Just want to know how the game is played exactly, right? Like a lot of people have asked me over the years, you know, I want to learn how to play poker How do I play poker? I go, you know what go find the smallest game you can find, right? 25 cent game 10 cent game and Play poker the best way to learn how to play poker is to play poker learn some of the rules But you'll never learn how to play poker unless you play poker forget about the you know The rules are quite simple, you know the prettiest hand wins. That's what it is really, right? So learn how to play by playing learn how to do by doing Right gravity of situation. I just picked up adventures of Indiana Jones number one for a dollar nice First comic in a while and I forgot how much I love the smell of all comments. Yeah indeed Newsprint is the best lonely piggy any news on the potential Scammery situation you went through with calm. Yeah, that's that was the news lonely piggy. There we go Nevermind. Awesome. Sweet comic-call. Yeah kung fu fighter Elder God says exponential Experimental learning is the name of the game name of the game. Is that what we refer to it? experimental learning Learning by doing my hair is so long Getting in my face while I do push-ups Gang should we start with a comic book on life experience life experience? Experiential experiential learning life experience, right? And exercises when it comes to math anyway, we're about 10 minutes in should we wait a couple of more minutes for people to roll in? So they catch the beginning of the read or yeah, there's people still rolling in slowly My vote is for Lois Lane I was thinking seriously I was thinking of bringing another comic book and having that up as a possible Read as well. But no, we got to get this done and then after we do this reading, right? I said the choice elder God slick mix is lowest After we finish this one. We're gonna I'm gonna grab five more comic books from my collection at least three of them are gonna be Some of the comic books we said we're gonna read from reading set number four We're still going through those hopefully I can find them some of those are buried now It's like oh no, but I'm gonna grab one of those are at least three of those and then two from comic book halls We've had from the last couple of months. Maybe it'll be from One two of the 13 that we picked up like if they actually get here the 13 that never made it here If they actually get here, I think we're gonna read at least two of them really the those would be Wow, they actually made it Slick make The second joy to it. I have accumulated 3,000 points mods Do you know when Chicho is going to do a comic book auction giveaway where we use the point? I'm not have since sure what I'm gonna do it yet slick Mike. I gotta build up a little bit funds last one It was it was Anyway, I have to build up my funds a little bit just to put like I think I'm not costing like 300 bucks or something to ship everything out So I have to put that aside to make sure I can cover the shipping for everything, right? Cheryl after the first vote for this set. I knew I could just be patient, but if Something would have knocked lowest lane. I would have been Pleasant, yeah Yeah, we need to read this. I really I'm surprised we didn't get to this earlier like this is literally an Extremely key book, right? Very key book. Yo, how's it going? Chicho Starsky? How are you doing? Chicho? I just found a flying ant in my basement. I live in Canada. It's freezing outside. Oh, if it's really big Ding-baver is it really big if it's really big it could be a carpenter ant if it's a carpenter ant Find the Nets nest and get rid of that nest because they eat The home they eat wood Okay, you don't want carpenter ants inside the house or even outside the house Right on on the on the house having a nest crack I read a graphic novel last night called my favorite thing is monsters highly recommended It's her first graphic novel and it's so impressive really Back to a hundred thousand can't help the God It's not a termite is it? Oh might be a termite to Cheryl She a termites are more oranges. I believe right? I took a video. I don't think so. It was pretty small It was small. Okay a small it could be termite then Emily Ferris is the creator name Emil Ferris.  They are grown for temporary purpose Nature is crazy. Nature is crazy. Cheryl. I will send the discord. Okay, Ding-baver gang. Let's do a comic book reading Oh, the Sun's coming up. Oh, oh In my eyes What's the Sun doing? It's supposed to be overcast Can I do the reading? Should I block out the Sun? No, we can do it.   Okay, we do If I have problems with it, oh sure. I'll go get sunglasses How is that gonna look? It's just a little hole in the clouds of an overcast sky where the Sun is shining on us Let's see, let me do a little adjustment. I can go behind here. Okay, we'll be good. We'll be good and Gang don't forget We can wait a second. Yeah, Graham. And don't forget Free Assange, Free Assange, Free Assange Julian Assange is a publisher and journalist that is being crucified for trying to bring transparency and accountability of capital as power to humanity. For more information see wikileaks.org or our Julian Assange playlist where we've got a lot of information Regeneration Justin. Chico. Hey my first live stream great to talk to you last night and that's super kind of you in regards of that GF girlfriend novels, GF novels Oh Justin, how you doing? Regeneration I was thinking of. Oh for sure and We'll let people know what we talked about when the time comes Okay, we'll let people know Cheryl, I'll definitely look into my Favorite things and his favorite things is monsters. Thanks for the rack. Yeah, and by the way gang Uh There's amazing comic books out there a lot of independent comic books out there that they put their heart and soul into the comic books Seek them out. I know we read a fair bit of Marvel and DC, but we also dabble in a lot of independence And independence are some of the key books and historical and stuff like this seek out alternative Comics as well, right gang. I'm turning off Uh chat. No, hold on. I should do Intro gang. 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Welcome to my channel and welcome to another comic book reading And today we're going to read A pretty key book actually we're going to read Superman's girlfriend los lane number 70 From 1966 Okay, I'm going to I'm going to take it out a miler so it doesn't have the glare on it and take a look at the comic Uh from 1966 and it's the first silver age appearance of catwoman Okay, and I bought this book Uh We I believe we did a comic book haul on it Like I probably bought this book around six years ago or so And we've been doing comic book hauls for a long time for a while now and I believed a lot I bought it on was the first second and third appearance of catwoman silver age appearance of catwoman So, um, it was a great buy. I forget how much I bought it for but it was less than a hundred And this thing this comic alone right now would go for more than a hundred But let's crack it open. I forget what grade it is and that I bought it in It's in pretty good shape if I recall correctly it would have been mid grade but I should have written down the info on the back of this but I didn't make the lower grade and Most of the story in this is written by well actually all the Stories in this are written by leo dorfman and leo dorfman did a lot of work with superman and jimmy olsson and obviously Lois Lane, so he was really Active with the superman books Okay And the artwork for this is done by kurt Schofenberger and the cover this cover is done by Kurt Schofenberger And there's some artwork with karmine infantino bob colson henry bot linoff and Irv Novik in this as well. They're like one pagers or half of pagers and stuff But this is in pretty good shape Right The sun's coming out so the camera is like can't you know Having a hard time focusing on The overcast areas or the sun coming out areas Let's see So right now the great goes for this I'd probably give this at least well, we'll flip it but at least A five or so Maybe four and a half Maybe five and a half anywhere between four and a half to five and a half For this there's no chunks missing special guest villain the penguin Look at that Super pussy cat formerly superman Habitat kryptonite cage, haha So this is supposed to be superman I believe what the story is is Catwoman catwoman turns superman into a cat So pretty good condition Let's check out the back So there's no chunks missing in this Build these great new four Aurora hobby kits four aurora hobby kits Four great new aurora hobby kits build these What are these captain kid? Look at this We've never seen this before Captain kid The frog Forgotten prisoner of Castle mayor. What's that guy? The green beret Aurora plastic corpse Corp west hamster new york Models can be painted as shown. Let's check this out Models can be painted as shown kids do not include paint or cement Wow Yeah models. Yeah, it looks like it For 98 cents 98 cents each Wherever toy hobby products are sold cool I would rather buy a whole bunch of comic books from that period They were very cool really I never I don't think we've ever seen one of the ads for them I haven't anyway not that I recall. What does this say? It's It's a catastrophe for superman When his bewitched when he's bewitched by batman's feline foe in the cat woman's black magic Turning superman into a cat was my most Perfect cry and lois and now I'll change you into a mouse. Haha Nice cover Nice cover. Let's crack this open Yeah, definitely. I would grade this at around 5.5 5.5 or 6 Tell you the truth. The inside is beautiful. The cover doesn't have any chunks missing Right. It's Staples are attached very nicely Let's see the center Beautiful artwork and the staples in the center fold are attached very nicely as well Right beautiful artwork Wow Let's read through this game So there's three main stories in this and a bunch of little guys just one pagers and stuff It does have this writing on it be in c3. I don't know what that means And here's Have you ever seen superman as a cat? You have now What's this ad? boys 8 through 13 Entered the sixth annual four dealers national football league Punt pass and kick competition cool Ford motorcars football kicker competition Yeah, interesting. Haven't seen this before either Get in on the fund now register September 1st to October 7th Ford division cool copyright national pure article publication 1966 Free gifts for registering Your mom dad or legal guardian must be along when registering Your ford deal will give you free A handsome pp and k pin I don't know what a ppk and pin is Punt pass and kick competition. That's what it is A booklet of pp and k competition tips Cool. Yeah, look at that normal Rockwell.  Norman Rockwell Warm up that kicking toe limber up that passing arm Is pp and k competition time? If you enter last if you entered last year, you know what fun it is If you missed out join your friends and sign up at your four dealers from september 1st to october 7th It's free and you'll have time.  So you go to four dealership and sign up That's a great marketing ploy right Ask mom and dad to take you to the nearest Ford dealer Showing a pp and k poster in his window. That's where you register for the sixth annual Ford NFL punt Pass and kick a competition. Best of all, it doesn't cost the penny to enter Win wonderful awards top three winners in each age bracket will get Attractive medal of achievement awards Featuring the classic Norman Rockwell pp and k design First place medal is blue second place is red. Third place is white Win wonderful trips local champions With top scores for their age groups in each Ford zone will qualify for distinct competition distinct This district competition district Champions then compete at area events. This includes a trip to an NFL game NFL game with dad area champions go with that to either Baltimore, Maryland or Dallas, Texas Texas to compete in division events of NFL games division champions Go with both parents on a tour of champions to Washington, DC and Miami, Florida It's easy to do. You will have a blast Local competitions will be held in your neighborhood. You'll compete in punting passing and place kicking Distance and accuracy and against boys your own age Huh cool That's interesting way to build community right and major Major corporation is using sort of advertising to do it Let's read the fine print and get into the stories game. Let's read the fine print for this Let's read the top one. What does that say printed in the United States? This pre-autical one will may not be sold except by authorized dealers and is so subject to the conditions That it shall not be sold or distributed with any part of its cover or markings removed Nor in a mutilated condition nor affixed to nor as part of any advertising Literally literally or pre-autical matter whatsoever Superman's girlfriend Lois Lane Number 17 November 1966 published monthly with the exception of March June and December by national peer article publications incorporated second and Dickey Streets Sprada Illinois 62286 Editorial executive offices and subscriptions 575 Lexington Avenue, New York, New York 1 0 0 2 2 Mort wise Wasinger Editor Second-class postage paid at Sparta, Illinois under the act of March 3rd 1879 subscription in the US for 12 32 page issues $1.75 including postage foreign 350 in American funds Oh, this got Canada nice Canada $2 in American funds for advertising rate rates address Richard a Faldon and company 205 East 42nd Street, New York, New York 1 0 0 1 7 copyright national pre-autical publications incorporated 1966 all rights reserved under international and pan-american copyright conventions This the stories characters and incidents mentioned in this magazine are entirely fictional no actual person living or dead are intended or should be inferred cool And by the way this part where they have this publication can't be sold without its cover Uh, let's zoom in. Let's see if it focuses Without its cover. Where's the cover without its cover is because When the newsstands weren't able to sell all the Copies that they had or if anything was damaged they would instead of mailing back The whole publication that's that's the way the publishers made sure that the Newsstands weren't scamming the publishers What they would do is tear the cover off and send the cover and it costs less to send multiple covers And then they would get credit For the number of covers they sent, right? So for the next bash they got They didn't have to pay the full amount, right? So there's a lot of comic books that you can buy Well, I don't know if a lot is the right word But there's some comic books you can buy that don't have the cover attached to them And that's because a lot of them That's what was happening the retailers newsstands were tearing off the cover sending them back to the publishers And uh getting credit for the books that they weren't able to uh to sell Okay, so let's start this off. This is our first story. What's this one called? The Catwoman's Black Magic Right So Superman's girlfriend Lois Lane Let's read the Sort of preamble to the story. Holy cats. Who's this female fiend who's sickened? Her big cat buddies on poor and vulnerable Clark Kent Is it the Catwoman? Julie Neumar from the Batman TV show? Lee Maryweather from the Batman movie? No, it's our own Lois So why is a nice girl like her impersonating a queen of crime? I find to find out what's new Pussycat And why read this tale of feline felony and the princess of plunder as the princess of plunder Works a sinister spell on Superman himself with the Catwoman's Black Magic And there's Clark Kent dealing with a lion Tiger and a panther I would assume Panthers drawn pretty big Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Let's see what Catwoman was saying her Lois Lane Rest, rip him to pieces, my pets. Clark Kent is a friend of Superman, and any friend of Superman is an enemy of mine." Catwoman says. Great kryptonite, Batman, a Superman is thinking. These enraged cats are ripping my Clark Kent close to shreds, and with Lowe's hypnotized into thinking she's Catwoman, there's no telling what she'll do when she finds out that I'm Superman. And here's the artist's signature. Schofenberger. Schofenberger.  I love the big cats, the way they're drawn. Beautifully done. Now that I have two kitty cats, I appreciate this a lot more. These kitty cats. Wow, that's cool. One day, one day, high over startled metropolis. That's a huge bird. Is it a plane? It's too big to be Superman. Good grief. It looks like a rock. The giant bird of Arabian legend. It can't be for real, the people are saying. I don't know if that's for real. Is there a big bird of Arabian legend? It's dropping flyers. At the Daily Planet Office, as Lois Lane and Clark Kent watch. Clark is dropping thousands of leaflets. It's an aircraft. How does it work? If only I had Superman's X-ray vision. It's some really Superman, Clark says. That's no problem for me. It looks through it. Look at that. It's an ingenious adaptation of the helicopter principle. The frame of the craft is covered with artificial feathers to make it look like a huge bird. Let's see what what those leaflets say. Do we see the propellers of the bird? Oh, maybe the cloud is supposed to be the propellers of the bird. Moments later, Harvey Hawks was the flyer sailor. Let's read the flyer first. Announcing the grand opening of the Metropolis bird sanctuary August 25th at Phoenix Castle sponsored by Harvey Hawks. Oh, there's Jimmy Olsen in the background. Harvey Hawks. Lois Lane. Harvey Hawks. He's the millionaire bird fancier who owns some of the rarest feathered creatures on earth. The collection must be worth a fortune. She says. Just then, great Caesar's ghost listened to that flash on the news ticker. The penguin has escaped from prison. The warden is about to give the details on a national TV hookup. Someone's reading the teleprompter. What does that thing call? I forget what it's called. Ting ting ting ting. News coming through flashing news. The penguin, Lois Lane says. He's one of Batman's cleverest enemies. Little penguin's face. Soon on a special newscast. Yes, the penguin our most infamous jailbird escaped by the use of a fiendishly clever trick which he pulled at a party for the prison guards children. What's this? Hum, he's got a little hummingbird in his hand or a perversion of it. Foolishly, we permitted our puggy prisoner to entertain the tauts with an electronic hummingbird he invented. Wash the birdie kitties. The nectar in those flowers has him humming with the lights.  Sorry, warden. I can't hear a thing you're saying. Ah, people running away. The kids shouldn't expose little ones to the penguin. Hum, so the humming is just making people go crazy. The humming grew louder and louder but it didn't seem to affect the penguin. That sound is vibrating the prison bars like a tuning fork. How can the penguin stand it? Maybe he's gone stir crazy, the guards say. But it was all part of the foul felons cunning plan. The sound of the hummingbird shattered the prison walls just like the vibration of a violin string shatters a glass. As they say on Broadway, bye bye birdie. And thanks, I'll remove my earplugs as soon as I'm out of range. Crumble, rumble, crash. As the warden finishes his story, this is page one stuff so long, Lois. I'm heading for the prison to interview the witnesses and get some pictures. Uh-huh, Clark's on the move. He's grabbing his camera as well. Presently in a nearby alley, this emergency calls for Superman to take a hand. I'll contact Batman at once. Superman says or thinks. Meanwhile, Lois' willy brain goes into high gear. Hmm, she thinks. The penguin always uses bird themes for his crimes. He's bound to be attracted to the new bird sanctuary. And that gives me an idea. That afternoon, Lois visited Phoenix Castle. The Phoenix is a famous bird of Greek legend. I guess that's why Harvey Hawks housed his rare bird collection here. The exhibit won't open till next week, but perhaps they'll let me in. She thinks. Look at her sneaking through. The watchman is asleep. While he was napping, the penguin could have slipped past them. I'll go inside and check. Look at all these poor birds and cages. Soon within, fantastic, this exhibition hall contains the rarest and most valuable feathered creatures in the world. That millionaire hawk must have spent a mint gathering them. I think comic books is better. The bower bird of the South Pacific. It collects glittering objects and stones the way some people collect jewels would make a great thief. Penguins. In a refrigerated case, to duplicate their normal environment, I'd enjoy watching them, but they remind me of their namesake, the penguin, that fine feathered felon may be here right now. Suddenly, gasp. The shadows of an umbrella. And the penguin's trademark is his trick umbrella. I was right. He must be over there. I'm being dive-bombed, bombed. Now I'm sure the penguin is nearby. Who else would train a bird to do a stunt like this? Gas. I'm blacking out. So that egg must have contained a gas. Right there. That's being dropped. As Lois comes too long afterward, what happened? What am I doing in this glass cage? And where are all the birds? They're gone, vanished into thin air. Am I going out of my mind? Jaguars, panthers. Oak, oak lots. The birds have been replaced with every species of savage cat in the world. What's going on here? Rawr, snarl. At that moment, well, I'll be someone left some food for me, just as if I were a prisoner in a cell. I am hungry, so I might as well eat. So there's the food. That's a little opening outside the cage, right? The glass cage and the foods left outside. But the next frightening instance. Oh wow, look at the cat paw. Yay, a tiger. Nicely drawn. Another second, and it would have been his blue-plated special. Thank heavens this cage is made of unbreakable glass. But where did all these ferocious feline come from? There's a metal hat for toys. Oh, you can make toys. It's like a, what do you call that? Toy-making kit. B.P. Crawlers. Or Fighting Man. Or Cripple People. Cripple People. That's not PC. Metall. Continued on second page following. Let's check this out. A good question, Lois, and the answer is the catwoman. She's one of Batman's arch-fos. She always uses cats as the inspiration for her crimes. Hello, Miss Lane.  But I was expecting the penguin. He sent one of his birds to attack me. That was a cat bird, my dear. The only bird I could tolerate. Its egg bomb caused your little cat now. Ah, that's a cat bird. Is there such a thing? Meow. So the bird goes meow. Stop pussyfooting. I saw the shadow of an umbrella on the wall and know that's a sure sign of the penguin. You must have seen the shadow of my cat claws. Just then. Okay, we put the last of the birds to sleep with the dream fog. We're loading them into the trucks right now. What next, catwoman? Take that bird outside with the others while I set up the cat trap I've been planning. So all the birds are asleep. They cast them. After Lois has been released from her cage, my plans include you, Miss Lois. Put on this costume. Do as I say or I'll have Raja here convince you. Give me the outfit. He's already convicted me. But I was scared. Presently. It's another cat-worn costume. I'm a carbon copy of you. What's the pitch? Her plexed, my dear. Step through this door and you'll find the answer. Then in the darkened room, here look into my cat's eye ring and you'll learn what this is all about. That jewel, it's hypnotic. It's hypnotic force taking control of my brain, Lois says. As Lois is gripped by a weird transformation, yes, I've used the catalypic hypnosis. Forget your past as Lois Lane. From now on, you're the catwoman. Meow, I understand Lois Lane says. As the countess of crime, you'll use this cat kit which contains your feline weapon, including a cataract catarang which is even more dangerous than Batman's batarang. Thanks Lois says. Remember, you're the world's greatest female feline. You use all the predatory skills of a cat. Understand? Perfectly, she says. But what's all these eyes staring at me? You really want to know? Then meet some feline friends I invited to your opening performance as catwoman. Snarl. I'm not afraid of them. Brainwash. Lois faces the most ferocious beasts of the jungle. Will the false catwoman be catniped? Turn to part two and find out. So let's go to part two. Here's a one-page ad. Advertisement for Plastic Man. Ad for Plastic Man. Number one, it should be. Ad for Plastic Man. Number one, right? From 1966, the triumphant return of the one and only original Plastic Man. Brand new exploits of the famous human rubber band. The slyliest, slippliest, slinkiest superior of them all. Y'all never know, commissioner, who I ran into.  Who are those people? Let's continue with our story. This is a car advertisement. AMT? More models. Take a look. More models. Car models. Give them and get them. As gifts, buys. AMT tool, authentic trophy series. 125th scale models. Let's take a look at this. Let's continue with part two. The catwoman gets the bird. Part two. There's a penguin and there is catwoman. Now this is Lois Lane. Must be. Don't be afraid of them, catwoman. Those beasts are your subjects. The catnip perfume from your kit will make them obey your every command. I'll test my control over them, she says. In her catwoman identity, Lois gives orders to the king of beasts. Wow, look at that. That's it. Keep your jaw wide apart.  Or Lois Lane dressed up as catwoman says. Hypnotize this catwoman. And soon, they're acting as gentlest kittens, but you can turn them into savage beasts whenever you need them in your cat crimes. One warning before I go. Your rival in crime, the penguin, will probably be here soon.  The penguin, he's one cat who's going to catch a bird. Here's one cat that's going to catch a bird. As the real catwoman hurries away with her gang. But you did. But why did you brainwash her into trying to kill the penguin? Once she knocks off that bird, we can raid his hideout. The penguins roost and collect his loot, catwoman says. Look at all the birds they've grabbed. They're jacking all the birds. Then after selling these valuable birds, we just stole, I'll be able to retire. And when they catch Lois Lane committing crimes as me, no one will ever suspect a real crime queen has turned respectable.  Rain rain again, rain rain again. Meanwhile, yet another evil doer is eluding the law. Superman, I've reached everywhere for that escaped jail bird, the penguin, but there's no sign of him. Batman says, even my telescopic vision hasn't been able to locate him anywhere in Metropolis or Gotham City, Superman says. On the street below, a crowd gathers for spectacular events. Holy Hitchcock, look, the birds are coming. Stand back. Let me see too. Is that like a bird parade? Nice artwork. Mayor, Mayor of our city, keep Metropolis clean. Make our city beautiful. Down the street comes a dazzling parade of feminine VIPs. It's a parade, and there's a lady bird, Linda Bird, and Lucy Baines. They're sponsoring the beautiful Metropolis campaign. Wow, the first lady and her chicks are guarded by that king-size American eagle, as well as the police and the secret service. Ah, there's a king-size American eagle up top. So who are these people? The first lady. Ah, the first lady, president's daughter, wife, right? Oh, there's a penguin. But the eagle's wings guards. Still another bird. Ah, is he hiding in there? Let's see. Do we see him? No, no, he can't see him there. Let's check it out. Who'd ever think that I, the penguin, would ever have an escort of police and secret servicemen. Superman and Batman never dreamt, dreamt, I'd be hiding under the feathers of this American eagle coat. As the parade ends, the penguin slips away and hurries to Phoenix Castle. Ah, the castle that contains the world's most valuable collection of feathered creatures. How can I invade this fort nox of birddom? Why? With this umbrella, I picked up at my roost, he says. There's this flying umbrella thing. Whirl, click. The touch of a hitting button turns my umbrella into a helicopter.  And now to collect the rare fowls who will aid me in my future crimes. A brainwashed loose lane is waiting within. Ah, the penguin, my rival. He doesn't dream, I'm about to pluck his pin feathers. Catwoman, you beat me to it and cleaned out those valuable birds. It's a disaster, but I plan my, play my card right. Catwoman, I've always admired your sleek beauty and your cat cunning.  Haha, I didn't know you cared, Lois Lane says. Lois Lane dressed up as Catwoman. Let's get married. Let's get married. We'll combine our feline felonies and my bird, Bantry, will become the king and queen of, queen of crime. It's a deal, love bird. And here's a little engagement present I have for you. Haha. Oh, look at that. She throws her catarang. My catarang. That clawed gadget could make a penguin burger out of me. Yay, I'm falling. Splush. He falls into the fountain, but by a fluke of fate, it's raining hard now. Nice penguin, old boy. You have a charmed life. Once again, you, your bird destiny saved you from death by means of bird bath. Haha. At that moment, oh, oh, Superman and Batman, they must have figured, figured I come here. I'll hide behind the water in the fountain. But Superman's eagle eye spossed the bird bandit. There's the penguin now, Batman. I figured he'd turn up at the rare bird exhibit. Grab him before he gets away from Superman. There's Robin too in the background. The Batmobile. With a puff of super breath, the man of steel turns the cascading water to ice. Look at Robin laugh. Haha, those frozen bars should make an easy, should make any penguin feel at home. Batman, have you ever seen Batman laughing so hard? Look at Robin. Grrr. I'll get even with you for, with you for the Superman. Penguin says, soon. Batman, I still have something to do here at the castle. You take this foul tempered bird back to prison. Right, Superman. They have this, this cage ready for him. Batmobile. There's Robin in the back waving by to Superman. I need to account. I'll need to account to Perry White for my time. So I'll switch to Clark Kent and take some notes. I'll say that Superman brought me here to witness the penguins capture. Ah, here's my catarang. The penguin must be somewhere around here. Search for him, my feline friends. She looks like the cabin wind, but that voice, something doesn't add up. Clark, Superman's on the steps looking at. Look at the cats. A flash of X-ray vision reveals great galaxies. It's Lois Lane. Superman says. Why, your Clark Kent, a friend of Superman hypnotized Lois says. Lois, what are you doing in that Catwoman costume? Lois, my name is Selena Kyle. I'm the Catwoman, sworn foe of Batman and Superman too. I'll prove it. Any friend of Superman is an enemy of mine. And for that cistern, I have special plans for you. The real Catwoman must have hypnotized Lois. Well, I'll put on the frayed cat, a frady cat Clark Kent act.  Climb down into the pits, she says. What are you going to do with me? He asks. From that evil glint in her eye, she might try anything Superman thinks. Grr.  Kill him, my pets. Then in a savage attack of fangs and claws, grar, grar, rip. Slash. Oh man, out of a nasty who was a Superman.  But they're ripping my Clark Kent clothes to ribbons.  Oh, the fat's in the fire. She uncovered my secret identity. But since Lois, Lois is in the hypnotic state, she'll probably forget all this when she snaps out of it. I'll hide the remnants of my civvies in the pouch of my cape. You fiend. My cats are ruining their teeth on your invulnerable body. Oh, the poor kitties. At that moment, the real cat woman's kitty car comes. Kitty car comes cat catapulting over the wall. Like all cats, I'm curious. I must see if Lois Lane is using my cat tricks properly. If she fails, it would be a cat catastrophic catastrophe for my reputation. That's a beautiful cat woman car. Look at that. Holy heckate. As a cat woman, Lois even beats me. I ask her to trap the penguin and she tops me by nabbing Superman. Oh, the poor cat Superman is punching them hard. But at that moment, stop.  Bang, bang. Look at the stars on the panther's head. These are mere love taps, Lois. I just want to put your feud off felines to sleep temporarily. Oh, look at the poor lion's face. Oh, I'll fix him up by their tail. Look at that. Poor kitty cats. They're all passed out. You demon. Where are you taking my pets? To the metropolis zoo where they can't harm anyone. Wait here. I'll return, return, and try to bring you out of the cat almost hypnotic influence, Lois. But the man of might is not aware that the genuine cat woman has been eavesdropping. So Superman knows that Lois Lane has been hypnotized into thinking she's me. This could fit in with my plans perfectly soon as Lois prowls the premises in her cat woman costume. Wow. Meow. Scratch. I thought Superman had captured all my cats. But it looks like I still have one left. I'll check. Ah, trip, sir. As Lois Lane steps through the door, I knew you could resist my cat call. Take off the cat kit. And you won't need it anymore. Rip.  Instance later. Cat woman. How did I get back in this cage? I can't remember. I'll fill you in later.  Now that I broke the hypnotic spell, she doesn't remember impersonating me. Cat woman, thanks. You can't get away with this. Superman will find me. And when he does, that's where you're wrong, my little kitten.  Yes, here comes Superman to help poor deluded Lois. He'll never guess the girl who's waiting for him is the real cat woman impersonating his friend. What sinister scheme has the purring princess of plunder plucked from her catalog of tricks? The cataclysmic ending will be found in part three. That's fantastic writing. I like that. And here's part three. Continuation of the story. Oh, the rain is fantastic gang. Really, absolutely fantastic. Surrounded by windows, pouring rain outside and reading a comic book. Very nice. Superman, catastrophic catastrophe as Superman returns to the castle. I came back for you, Lois. Don't you recognize me? I'm your friend, Superman. Cat woman must have hypnotized you into assuming her identity. Haha. Mr. Muscles doesn't dream. He's talking to the cat woman in person cat woman things. You could be right, Superman. Give me a super kiss. It might help restore my memory. Since he thinks I'm Lois, I may as well get a dividend out of this situation. It's worth a try, Superman thinks. A super kiss might shock her back to normal. Ah, a boy, Superman. Take advantage of the situation. Look at this, look at this. Oh my, oh my. Delish cat woman things. This is the cat's meow. But I must keep my head. I have other plans for Lois' favorite carrier pigeon. As the cunning cat woman continues her act, Lois didn't, Lois, didn't that kiss ring a bell? Didn't it stir up old memories, Superman asks? Maybe I am Lois, after all, but I must be sure. Fly me to my secret lair, the catacombs. Cat woman asks. A good idea.  If not, you'll have to admit you're actually Lois suffering from a delusion. Superman, how clever of you. Haha, I'm playing him for a cat's paw, she thinks. Meanwhile, the real Lois Lane has escape ideas. This cage is made of unbreakable glass, but in my guess, if my guess is right, the screen overhead is some kind of thin plastic.  Cat woman's cunning must be catching. I've got an escape plan, that's the cat's pajamas. First, I'll need some of these plumes dropped by the birds. We used to live in this cage. Wrapping the plumes around her hand, Lois mounts a nearby bird swing, and I hope I can swing this. 4, 3, 2, 1, 0. Haha, look at her go. Like a human missile, Lois rockets upwards and crash, breaks through the screen, blast off. All systems are go, I'm right on target, and these feather gloves protect my hands from wire cuts. It's like punching bags. And by a lucky twist of fate, this balcony makes a perfect landing. Field. Wow, would Superman believe I did this? With Perry, with Jimmy, she thinks. Then, slipping out to the courtyard, I thought I'd find cat woman prowling around, but she's nowhere in sight. Wait, there's her kitty car. Just then, cat gang, paging cat woman on the cat called network. Where are you? We're waiting for your orders in the catacombs.  That gives me an idea. In this costume, I'm a dead ringer for that feline felon. If I could get to her hideout, I might be able to infiltrate the game and capture them. But how do I find the secret hideout? Wait, there's the answer. Autopilot, catacombs, Lois. Lois, Icago, Metropolis, Gotham City, I'm assuming Lois, New York, and then Los Angeles. Autopilot. This autopilot may control the kitty car, I hope. There's only one way to find out. I'll dial the destination I'm looking for. Oh, that's St. Louis, not Lois. St. Louis. So she's dialing catacombs, world. It's like a rotary phone. Seconds later, Lois' vehicle is catapulted out of the castle. Wow, what a takeoff. If those automatic controls work, I'll be at the catacombs in seconds. Boom. Meanwhile, the real cat moment approaches the same destination. To keep this brain and brawn boy believing that I'm Lois Lane, I'll continue to act confused. Superman, I think my lair is near that cliff below. If you were really the catwoman, you'd be sure, Lois. Superman says, but the next moment, great kryptonite, that formation looks exactly like the fangs of a giant cat. This spot looks familiar. Head towards those needle-shaped rocks. Catwoman says, there's catwoman's lair. As the rocky fangs gasp, some automatic mechanism open the cliff like the mouth of a giant cat. It's the catacombs, the catwoman's lair. Lois, how did you know about this place? I must have been here before. I'm not sure. I'll lull his suspicions by acting confused, catwoman thinks. What do those things say? Let's see. Catarangs, catastrophic bombs, catalism rockets, catarog of crying hilarious. Too funny, too funny. Let's see what else is going on here. Meanwhile, the princess of plunder's gang watches from a nearby tunnel. Has catwoman got nuts? Why do you prank Superman here? Relax, she must have some scheme of her sleeve. We'll lie low and see what happens. Out on the main cavern. All these wonderful cat weapons, but I don't know how to use them. Why Superman? Catwhisker gun. Because you're really Lois Lane, not the catwoman. You're not villainous at all, Superman says. I wonder what this stick is for? She says, Superman doesn't train that this is the wand the sorceress Cersei's once used to turn Ulysses men into swine. I found it recently in Italy. There should be enough magic left in it for one more transformation and just a side note gang. Superman is invulnerable to everything except magic. So magic is the only thing that can affect Superman. Takes away his vulnerability. Superman is vulnerable to magic, so this should work. Wand of Cersei's changed the dunce into a supercap at once. Lois, what are you doing? Superman says. My body feels so strange. Oh no. Continue on 5th page following. Let's follow this. Let's check this out. Okay, this is another ad, but we're gonna continue with the story. This is super fun. On the go. With motorific. With motorific. Little cars you can collect, right? But let's go on with the story. Oh, here's another one. Oh wow, there's a couple of stuff here. Cap's hobby. One of these pages is Carmen Infantino that the artwork for. I don't know which one. Okay, and Irv Novak and Bob Oxner. Well, we're gonna continue with the story. This is super fun. Here's another one as well. Let's check this out. Let's see Superman's transformation into a little kitty cat. What a great story. What a great story. Then a grotesque metamorphosis. Oh no, look at this. Beautiful. What's happening? Some uncanny powers forcing me to drop to all fours. I'm being turned into a meow. Awesome. Awesome. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Fantastic. Catwoman. Yes, I really am the Catwoman. This magic wand changed you into a super cat, which must obey my every command. She's got a super cat at her disposal. Nice. Look at that. Look at that. According to Cersei's spell, you must follow all orders I give you in Rhyme. Forget your anger. Do no harm. Rest there gently on my arm. Look at that. Look at that. Little kitty cat Superman. Wow, we saw that stunt on the monitor. We're proud of you, Catwoman. I always dreamt of owning a super cat. Now, with this powerful feline at my back and my back and call, I'll once again be the queen of crime. Come, my cat cronies. We have plans to make. Here comes the real Lois Lane. But soon afterwards, Lois Lane arrives at the cave in her cat-owned disguise. Good heavens, the kitty car must have triggered some electronic mechanism that opened the door to the cave. Burr. It's like being swallowed alive. The catacombs. This is the catwoman's feline fortress. So this is Lois Lane. That sheet devil could have a cat fit if she knew I was here. She knows Lois. She knows Lois. The feline fury is already preparing a reception for you. It's Lois Lane. I don't know how she got in here, but I'll show what curiosity can do to the cat. I'll release the cage full of weird giant cats, which I bred experimentally. Each one is as savage as a dozen tigers. Let's see your girlfriend get out of this one, Superman.  Oh, look at all these different cats. Super. Oh my God. Look at that. Yarr. Catwoman's crazy. Look at what she bred. Look at this. What a psycho. An instant later, Lois becomes the star of a frightful drama with wide-screen effects. Those horrible beasts. Where'd they come from? They're devouring me alive. But in the next hair-racing second, and super cat is after me too. It's feeding time in this nightmare meringuey. And I'm the main course. Oh, look at that. Yarr. Oh, look at that. Super cat is defending Lois Lane. What a switch. He's charging those Finnish felines, but does he have a chance against their giant fangs and claws? I don't think she knows a Superman. She doesn't. Look at this. Look at this. Pow. Bam. What a comic. Superman transformed into a super cat takes on mutated cats that are bred genetically engineered by catwoman.  Does he? The super cat strikes with furried fury. What unbelievable strength.  Where did that super cat come from? Look at this one. Just doing a flippity flop. Super cool. Nice. As the battle ends, thanks, pal. For a minute, I thought you might, you might be super, super girl, super pet, uh, streaky, but he has golden fur and lightning, light, lighting streak marks on his side. Per. Look at that. Superman, even in cat form, he's getting little kisses. Little fruit. Getting kisses from all of them suddenly. Wait, I get it.  Meow twice if I'm right. Clever. My cat cunning must have rubbed off on you, Lois. Meow meow, Superman in cat form says. Oh, look at that. The cat woman. Only she could have cast the spell on you. Knap her, Superman. I mean, super cat. Yarrr. Ha ha. You must obey me. It is written. Be mild and gentle as a kitten. Ah, that's another rhyme, right? Good grief. That simple rhyme brainwashed super cat into a cuddly house pet. All right, boys. I've got him under control again. Bring out the cage. Oh, and this is the front panel at the cover, right? Let's continue reading. Oh, look at that. I think it's kryptonite cage. How does a bad one have a kryptonite cage? Yarrr. I originally meant this cage for super girl's cat, streaky. Then I learned he's not from a krypton, so the green K can't affect him. But it's a different story with my new pet. He'll be helpless here until I need him. That least stuff is killing the poor creature. Yarrr. Stop torturing him, catwoman, or I'll meow, yarrr. Fight me? Come on. My class can use a workout on that pretty face of yours, catwoman says. Catwoman's nasty. You'll need a cat's nine, you'll need cat's nine lives before I'm through with you. Turning Superman into a cat was my most perfect crime, Lois. And now I'll change you into a mouse. And that is exactly the cover. Wow, the cover is a little bit more intricate, I guess. We'll take a look after. Oh, what's this? Coming up, the cat fight of the century. Will the dynamic crime fighter perish in the deadly cage? Can our daring chick win out over the devious cunning of the diabolic catwoman and her despicable cronies? Will we ever run out of DC gags? See the next issue of Lois Lane. Oh no, we don't get to see the ending. What? No, this is not fair. Where is the ending? I have the second issue of this, but it's buried somewhere in my books. I have Lois Lane, Superman's girlfriend Lois Lane number 71, but I don't know where it is. Oh no, we don't get to see the ending. What? Wait, no, finishing. Most of these books from the 60s finish story. Right? Oh no, what is this saying? Second, super smash issue in the ultimate utmost in comic magazines. Oh, this is 80 page giant, Justice League of America. Another hall of fame section of super, that is super spectacular classic, now on sale everywhere. Oh man, what? We don't get to finish the story. See, here's the cover, this is the panel, and here's the cover. And they did it a little bit more intricate. Maybe it could be almost the same. Oh no, it's not because Lois Lane is dressed up, but take a look at this. This is Lois Lane on the right side and that's Catwoman on the left side. Right? In the panel, this is Lois Lane here and this is Catwoman here, so it's a little different. Oh, we need to find out. Okay gang, if I do, I'll keep my eyes out. And these are more advertisements and stuff. I'll keep my eyes out for Superman's girlfriend Lois Lane number 71 when I go through my boxes. And if I find it, we'll bring it out and read it for sure. We need to see the ending of the story. What a cliffhanger. That's one of the best cliffhangers ever. That's one of the greatest comic book cliffhangers ever. Seriously, this book surprised me. It was a fantastic read. What a fantastic read. Superman's girlfriend Lois Lane number 70 from November. Great book. And as far as great goes, I would say this is, you know, 5, 5.5 maybe. 6 maybe at best. But great comic book. Great comic book. I hope you guys enjoyed gang. I hope you guys enjoyed. What I'm going to do because we are live streaming this is get back to the live stream and see what the take was. I was keeping an eye on the chat and I think people loved it. I think people loved it. So I'm just going to turn on the chat and the notifications and my camera. I'll see you guys in the next reading if you're going to be following us. What a great read. Which catwoman gets the super pussy out of the box. Awesome. Superman got a couple of kisses in. Wow. Wow. Wow. Sneaky little bugger. Two different women as well. Both of them dressed up a little, you know, in cat costumes. Very kinky, very kinky. Very cool. Fun, fun, fun. Night's a World comic. Chicho Fiona says thanks for reading a comic. And it's as it's her 7th birthday. Happy birthday Fiona. Happy birthday Fiona. By the way Fiona, I remember doing the mineral stream. You asked if I had any, what do you call it, the type of rock that's on the inside you show the crystals. What's it called? Globuloid? Oh, what's it called? I forget the name now. My partner actually has a really big one. I totally forgot about it. I'll post a picture in our discord and your dad can share it with you. And there's a picture that she took with one of our kitties in front of it. Via in front of it. And it's a really big one. It's super heavy. Crazy heavy. Geode. Geode. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She has a really big geode. I try to move it once without prepping myself and I hurt my back. It's like really, it's like a solid piece of rock. Okay, but this was a fantastic read and happy birthday Fiona. Happy 7th birthday. Great reading for 7th birthday. This was, this comic book was from 1966. So how many years ago was it? This, this comic book is how many years old? 76, 86, 96, 2006, 2016, and then add five more. So this comic book is 55 years old, right? 55 divided by 7. Fiona, what's that? 55 divided by 7. That's how many times more older this comic book is than you. Crazy, huh? Super cool. What a comic. What a comic. What a comic. Super fun. Super fun. And then we do it in time. Then we finish this thing in time. Yeah, we did good. We did good. Seriously, this is one of the comics I really got into. It just, it was crazy fun to read. I don't, I tell you, I don't know if I've read. I must have read Superman's girlfriend Lois Lane comics before, but I don't remember it being this fun. I'm going to start collecting more of this. I need to get my hands some more. Superman's girlfriend Lois Lane underrated, underrated. Nice little comic. My pleasure, man. Very fun, very fun. And gang, don't forget, Free Assange, Free Assange, Free Assange. Julian Assange is a publisher and journalist that has been crucified for trying to bring transparency and accountability of capitalist power to humanity. For more information, see WikiLeaks.org and there's a lot of videos we put out in our Julian Assange and WikiLeaks playlist that you can check out. Gang, let's call the stream. Odds are, I'm going to go to a post office today. I got a, my, it's a comic book haul that's waiting there for me. I'm going to pick it up and the odds are tomorrow afternoon around two o'clock, we're going to do a comic book haul. Okay. Hopefully, I'll announce it as soon as I know it's set that we can do it. Cheryl, thanks for a fun reach of my pleasure, Cheryl. Super fun. And gang, thank you for being here, taking care of business. Thank you for participating. Voidhook, how are you doing? Loved it. Been quiet, quiet whole stream. Awesome, Void. Nice to see you. Nice to see you. And by the way, gang, as my outro, I am on Patreon, patreon.com forward slash chico, C-H-Y-C-H-O. If you want to support this work, if you want to know what this work is about, Patreon is a great way to do so. I don't put a thing behind paywalls. Everything's creative, common, share and share alike, and everything is layered on mathematics. You can follow the work and see what it's all about. And if you do enjoy this content, supporting this work on Patreon is a great way to make sure we continue to do what it is that we are doing. And for those of you that were supporting this work on Patreon, thank you very much for the support. 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And figure out what we're going to do. We will most likely have a comic book haul tomorrow, most likely. If not tomorrow, then Thursday. I'll announce it as soon as I know for sure. Okay. Most likely it'll be 30 minutes before we go live. So keep your eyes on the notifications. Okay, Gang. I'll see you guys in the next stream. Bye, everyone.