Yeah.   So you're gonna have to organize to get that clean.  God, so petty, just pick it up.   There was probably like, I guess like obviously. There was a few things scattered around. There was like 70 photos.  Jesus. Anyway, we're in James's garage until we find a house to live in. We're on the hunt.  You know, COVID, everyone moved here and now there's nowhere to live. And we can't find a place. And we're out of filming James's garage. Thank you, James. He's a good man.  This is, yeah. Until we find something more permanent and then, yeah. But like, we're gonna have to rent another house and then set up a set there. So we'll have to move again by the end, before the end of this season.  But it feels right in the garage. Yeah, it's nice here. We don't have a green screen.    It's more on brand. Yeah, exactly. Do you like it, Mr. Brown? Yeah, I'm pretty cozy in here. Well, like trailer park trash is where we belong. Matt looks real comfy on his little chair.  Sorry. What's happened? We pranked Julian today. Pretty good. Have we told you? No. Where do we said to him, hey, Julian, we're filming a video of getting a plain tattoo chicken. Wait, this won't be our. Yeah, I know. Okay. Sorry.  We pranked, we get Julian, he gets it anyway. You'll see it. It's coming out. Yeah, we pranked Julian and it's to do with tattoos. And other than that, we've just been busy filming. I went to Sexbow with Amber. Oh, was it good? No, it's like a, it was fun, I guess, with her, but it was really like.  There is some like. Did you go? I would have, but no one wanted to. It's a great place to people watch. They could have been right there, you know, monks or creeps. You guys should have set up a store there. You guys would have had a great time. Yeah. Can you do that? We just set up a store. Well, you could just say, yeah, we're here. Yeah. I don't think many of our fans would be like, oh, I think there'd be a sex spot. Get a massage from Marty and Michael. Dude, I reckon, yeah, your fans at Sexbow. I reckon they'd be there.   You can go to the Brown Massage. Yeah. And it's just you. Watching them. But it's violent. Anyway. I had an incident at my house. You guys didn't say it was a big deal, but I felt embarrassed. What'd you do? Oh, yeah, the cum bottle. Oh, yeah. So we can reveal that, yes, the cum bottle is in the works only because of this story. And basically, I had it out on the, like, the terrace. My dining table just in its own corner. And the terrace. And basically, I knew the next day that the guys that check your fire alarms to make sure they work were coming to do an inspection of my fire alarm, my smoke detectors. And I said to myself, all right, I've got to put that. Was he hot? I didn't see him. I wasn't there. But I said to myself, I've got to put that away somewhere. The cum bottle. The cum bottle. Yeah. It won't reveal how full this is, but it's shocking to see. But it would be. How full? Let's just say.  If he would notice that was calm, he would be like, what is this? What is he doing? You literally would have walked in and he would have. It would have been so clear because everything was moved away from it. It's just in its own little corner on the table. Like it would have stood out so much. Was he hot? I didn't see him. But I forgot to clean things up.  No, no, no, no. Your funnel? Did you have your funnel?  So it was there. Like all the tools were there, like together. A porn on the screen? Still see your mum there? No, mum wasn't there. I don't live with mum. But yeah, fucking, yeah, they came in and then they left a card saying, hey, we've been. Like just letting you know. You should have wrote a card back saying, hey, I've come. Yeah, I've been too. Anyway. I've had. So I just picturing that they've come in and looked at the, and I've just been like. Imagine if he added a load in. You wouldn't know. It'd be helpful. Yeah, I'm so, I cannot wait to find out how many was done. Hey, you can't. He won't say. So like 10% it'll be done before the end of the season. I'm, it's, it's touch and go. Bullshit, really? Touch and go. What? 600 mobile touching. Yeah, but what? Like just do if you're doing an average three loads a day, which is what you do for personal use. Anyway, that's what you do. Well, how many times do you flaila claila? I'm lucky if I have time for one. Really? One a day. What do you mean busy? I'm busy.  One in the morning you wake up. One when you're at work in the stool. Do one where you shave. Do one where you can't do it at work. Have one where you're shitting.   No, cause yeah, cause then. It's a shot.   Yeah, top deck.  You'll start relating shits with boners and things will get very weird. Imagine, oh man, okay, I'm getting some weird visuals here.  So someone out there, he probably listens to the podcast. I hope he does. If you saw a bottle of cum, that's his. And we're sorry about that. Okay, there was no way meant to be like it. You weren't hitting on him. It didn't trigger you. Let's just say the bottom is looking weird. Rather fucked. I can't wait to see this in experiment. I'm kind of upset with this. I want you to skull it. Yeah. I will. I will. I'll fill it for a fee. How much for you pay me? Nothing. I'll do it for 30 bucks. All right, I'll chip in for that. I was gonna say, yeah, it takes a lot. I think I should be congratulated on my, like my sanity that I've been able to stay as a normal person and maintain a cum bottle at the same time. No, no, no, no. Well, you don't just have a congratulatory experience. Like the golly bottle didn't send me insane. I know, but what it takes for a person to maintain this for so long. Oh my God. I just thought of the best. Okay.   No, no, no. You gave it away. No, no, no, no. Yep, you're gonna do something where you're gonna smoke it. No, no, I was thinking Brown could appear in the third series for the website of You Laugh, You Lose. Our most famous series on the side.  And you could make a cameo slash appearance in the ring for the podcast itself though. Or mind cooking with it, seeing if there's some sort of pancake you can make. I don't know how I feel about anything. It's quite fucked. There is a- Come cake. There is a very strong yet unusual smell. I don't wanna hear about the smell. Where's the guy hot? I don't know. Okay. I'll give him a call. Anyway, guys, we'll give you a quick rundown on the episode today, all right?  We are at Tucker.  It's our first game back. We all played incredibly, by the way. Very well done. Oh my God. At the end of Tucker saying goodbye and Matt goes, oh, I'll see you tomorrow. And Locky's like, oh, what's on tomorrow? And I was like, oh, the podcast.    But then I had a thought. We're gonna call Locky early on in the podcast and just pass off like we're trying to lie to him.  The sky's red. Yeah, yeah. We'll say something real dumb to him. So then he thinks that the segment is over. So then he will then relax. Then an hour later, towards the end of the podcast, we're gonna get Scott, one of his best friends and roommates, to call him and lie to him. And then while his defenses are down, he'll think, oh, it's not Martin, Michael, they've already done it. They've failed. Then Scott will come in and drive a lie straight through his heart. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.   All right, now we'll quickly do it.  Because they want to be close to the beginning. We'll keep it short. They want to be close to the beginning and they love that, Matt.              It's refined. Let's just say that. It's refined. It's refined. It's great. So look, you got undies, you wouldn't even think that. It's like manscaped sounds like a grooming thing but they have clothes. I still stand by the body wash as the best body wash I've ever used.   It is. So yeah, manscaped.com fully actual 20 for our discount.    He's still liking us. We haven't sent them this month's ads yet. We will have to on Friday. They're so intense. And we have a new guy. We have a new guy. We don't have Kyle anymore. We have a new manscaped guy.  Oh no, Kyle knew us. Yep, Kyle knew us. He knew about us. He knew our style. This guy doesn't. We'll see what happens.  Hey, it won't be. That was good. I think. Anyway, there are other sponsors. Of course, the University of Michael. And while you're listening to this, we've just posted. We've tried to, we're trying to see if you can eat ice cream, vomit it up and freeze it again, and eat it again if it's exactly the same. All right, and if you can live sustainably off of that. That's out on the website right now. Does it work?  We'll have to fucking, exactly. So you can watch, you can sign up for free for 21 days to see that video and to see if you like the content. And if you like it enough, you can stick around, right?  It's helpful. It's just really helpful. It was like, what do we find out today?  Yeah, TikTok's changed its algorithm. Now it's harder to get viral videos on TikTok because they want you to pay for the reach. Just like Facebook and YouTube and all the others did, TikTok has now run its course and boom.  Yeah, it was, everyone knew this day was coming. It's just come a lot earlier than I thought it would. I'm so annoyed at us for not put going hard on it. Hey, we did okay on TikTok. And we just started the TikTok podcast, the fully actual podcast on TikTok. It's up to like 80K. We just started that like a few weeks ago. Started posting regularly.  Now this grind is gonna be so slow on the podcast which reminds me, please like, comment, subscribe, five star review on Spotify.  And by the way, if you comment something, you were in the running to win $1,000. That's all you have to do. One comment and you're in the draw. We pick the winner of the any of all podcasts on season four at the end of the season. And so the more times you comment, the more entries you have. So if you comment a billion times, you will win that money. Oh, even less. I reckon if you commented like- A hundred thousand times. No, think about it. A thousand. Each podcast has about a thousand comments. You will have a 50% chance of winning if you do it on every single podcast. 40 episodes? Bang, you've got 50% likely gonna win it. So 40,000 comments, you're 50, 50 shots. And that will probably only take like what? A day? Two weeks. A day or two? That's 500 bucks a week. You could easily get a hundred out in like 20 minutes.  You could copy and paste. Look at this. Anyway, that's the competition that we're in. You made that.  Can't, that's good. I like it. Yeah. And five star reviews on Spotify. We're nearly at a thousand. Please, let's just get to a thousand.  Anyway, that's enough begging. Let us now lie to Loki. So this, remember, we're not expecting this to work. This is the fake. This is the decoy lying to Loki.  All right. What should we say? Let's say that his mom is his dad. Yeah. Let's say something. Let's say we're at the front. Oh, you just put. Yeah. I'm at the front. Yeah. And then, and then, yeah. And then he was like, no, you know what? And then we're back. Yeah. And then we're like, yeah, sorry, dude.   And so we knew you were going to know anyway. So we still got you. Ah, the podcast there. Oh, yeah, dude.  That's, we finished filming. I'm just out of the front. Are you at home at the moment? I'm at home at the moment, at the gym. Oh, you're at the gym. Fuck. So I'll just wait for you. For what? Well, I was just going to buy some weed off you. Yeah, I can give you some weed, mate. Fuck, it's just, it hasn't worked.  And then we just fucking, this is, this is a fail. This is, this is everyone. This is what a fail looks like. No, this is, I know what this is.  There's something else coming. Oh my God. Oh my God. This is a lie. I'm going to lie. If only dude, if only. Maybe imagine if we were travelling to your house right now or we were out the front. Maybe we are out the front. We're doing it in the van at the front. We started doing mobile podcasts. That's so sick. Anyway. We knew you, we knew you were going to pick it straight away.  We thought it'd be funny, I was telling you, you'd be like, oh you're dickheads and we like getting called that now and then. Yeah, so go on. Go on what? Call us dickheads. Dickheads? Huh? Anyway, sorry about that, we'll be better next week.  Oh, I love it. Bring it on, I can't wait. All right, enjoy the gym, can't put it on your back. Bring it on, coach. See you're lucky, you're lucky. We're fucked. Fuck, he's on, he's so smart. As soon as Scott doesn't have the right tone of voice that he's used to with him, living with him, he's going to be like, you're bullshitting me, I just spoke to Marty like 40 minutes ago. It's like, that's what we do, he's called way. I reckon maybe, maybe this, let's go another decoy, right? I'm going to call Bailey his cousin. I think that's his cousin, is that right? Yeah, yeah. And also roommate, and we're going to initiate part two decoy, the part two will be Bailey. We call Bailey, right? We put him on loudspeaker and Bailey talks to him in the living room because they live together about something like, oh, there was a mess in here or can you take the, can you get the bin out or something? I can't think of it right now. He's at the gym though. Yeah, no, he'll be home by then. And then Bailey puts Loki on loudspeaker and he's not over the phone. It's not over the phone, so we can't be involved. It's live.  Or something, I don't know, let's go with something easier. Oh dude, the bins didn't get taken today. Oh, like the bin man didn't come today. Something, and then he goes, oh really? Bang, we come into play on loudspeaker on the phone next to Bailey and that's how he- He might be at the gym for a while. We could even just, we'll recruit Bailey.  Does Bailey live with him? Yeah. We should get Bailey to- Let's keep Bailey as the real one. So we wait, we do Scott first and then Bailey after when they're together at home because he'll never, ever suspect it if it's not over the phone. Yeah, or you could use Bailey to set up Scott more by saying, hey, I think the real estate called today. They called Scott. Scott's gonna call us soon and tell us what's going on. Like you could bait him, like more into the- No, we need to separate the decoys if we connect them. You can't connect them. But I reckon we go Scott first and Bailey if we can get a hold of him now, we tell him to do the, put it, call us while we, while you talk to a lot of people. I feel we'll be able to hear him though. Yeah, a hundred percent we will. Loudspeaker can hear meters away.  All right, I'll try that. So Scott will be decoy number two and then Bailey will finish his off when he's home. Hopefully, Lockie will be home in an hour's time. So let's call Lockie now and explain what we want him to do. What's the lie we want him to do? Lockie? No, let's call, sorry, Bailey now and do the lie that we want him to do. Yeah, just ask what his number is.  Something easy, something about the house. Like, oh, today, it pissed down here today. Like raining. There's no hot water. Like he just walks into the kitchen when Lockie's down and goes, dude. Yeah, yeah, what about that?  Yep, okay, see, that's good.  And we'll be on the phone as soon as he goes. Really?  Yeah, dude, this is the best. Heaps of hot water.  Bailey? Can you hear me? I can. Are you, you're not at the gym with Lockie? I am. I'm on the other side of the gym watching him. Oh fuck, does he know, does he know that you've, can he see you on the phone right now? Yeah, he's not looking at me though. Okay, fuck, all right. Dude, he's on to us. He's on to our plan. We're gonna use, so what we're gonna do is we're gonna use Scott as a decoy. We're gonna get Scott to call him and lie to him about something.   And then when Lockie goes, really?  So he will, because he will, he will never expect it if, it's live without phone. If there's no phone involved, you know? He won't think, does that make sense? Yeah, yeah.  Can you send me a message as soon as you're home with him? Yeah, right now. And message me your number on Messenger as well. Good luck, dude. The whole weight of the podcast is on your shoulders. You will be the unsung hero.  This is a huge responsibility, baby. This is, oh, all right, dude. Good luck. I love you and we'll chat soon. We've made, this is Braveheart 2, the movie. Sort of, I think. Oh God, oh God. Okay, I'm gonna call Scott now. Okay, Scott's just messaged me. All right, so. That's too early.  It's gonna be time before they're back.  Sorry. Hey, Scotty. All right, so here's the new plan. We literally just, we just called Locky. All right, you're on the podcast, by the way.  I reckon there's something else coming tonight. So he's onto us straight away.  All right, so you're gonna call him and do your best.   And then later on, when he's home with Bailey, we've contacted Bailey. Bailey's gonna get in with the lie. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah, are you home? No, yeah. Oh, I was gonna say, I'm almost home with my car because I've got it on the trailer. What car? My drift car. All right, what's we gonna say?  All of us?   It's smell. I said you need to move that stuff that was in the bathroom. Because they said they smelled smoke. Who? And so the neighbor put a complaint in and that's what I reckon, because I obviously didn't come to a house inspection. And the same girl said to me that I had the neighbor saying they smelled something and they went to come to the house and they said, no, I'm home. And they said it's smell. And now we've got a strike on the name. They said there better not be any more smells when we're gonna do another house inspection over the next month.  Yeah. Oh, no. No. No, no, thank you. What? You there? Oh, right.  I know. What did you know?   Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh, that deserves a beer. Can I have one more, please, James?     Oh, towards the end, I was like, I was like, no. This is just coming. How the hell did he find out without me?    Oh my God, I can't believe it. Oh, Scott, well done, man.  Me too, I was kind of like lose my life. Yeah, because, dude, I forgot it too. I was like, what's he meant to lie about again? I completely forgot. Oh, yeah. Well, I'm guilty of cursing, so I feel proud of myself.   See ya, boys.     Sorry. I'm pretty tired. I'll see you later. I'll see you later, boys. Sorry about that, mate. Thank you, Scotty, your legend. Thanks so much for helping. See you, dude. I'm like, now, now, I have to message Bailey, and I'm scared now because he's going to go out, because we can use this exact thing for next week. No, because this is, we've got to top it, so we're doing a double lie, so we're doubling it. But we'll use Bailey again for a phone call in time. So you want to still follow through the double lie? Still follow through. It's like, it's perfect. Look at Bosley right now. Oh, wow, Bosley. See the teeth? Yeah, he's missing a bit of a lip. Anyway, well, let me just quickly message Bailey, and then I'll let me explain to him, yeah. Oh, this is the, I can't, there's nothing better than lying to Lucky. The lie with Scotty worked. Very good. I didn't think that would work. He did really well. There was a point he paused out. Oh, this is, and then he sort of...  That was very good.  Yeah, and just remember when he was pulled away from it, like, oh, this is this, thinking it's like, oh, it's a lie. But then he came back and goes, I think maybe Bailey in that moment backed him up. On this day! On this day in 1965, Elvis Presley was caught running an underground blind boxing competition. He would take blind people and put them in a ring to fight each other. The blind people would swing wild haymakers, not knowing where the opponent is, until eventually they would start connecting.  People would come and watch the spectacle and gamble on the fights.  Blind boxing still happens to this day. And even I go and watch these fights sometimes. It does sound like, I would watch that. I would, but I reckon they get way more tired before like a knockout. A lot of air swings. Just be like air swing and then like, think about it, if you throw three proper swings, you're waiting for that one perfect connect, like there will be one time, there will be one time where you haven't swung and you swing as hard as you can and you connect flush on the other cunt's face. Or even a palm, you just swing like this and your palm goes in through his nose and it pushes the bone into the brain. Have you guys ever experimented blind boxing? Oh, we've done blindfolded everything else. Man. Blind boxing. A bit unfair because of the weight difference. His reach is way bigger. It's fucked. And again, I just feel a bit bad. Punching friends as well would be very difficult. Put a stick in my hand. Now it's funny. Now we're all having a good time. Actually, that's a website video that we did recently.  Can you hit him with a stick? It's just playful banter. That's very true.   So get this up your snout and make sure you take it in. Beezus could be a TV show. Yeah, Beezus. He's Beezus while he reads this. He's not Michael or Jesus. He's Beezus. He's a Renaissance. All right. This is Revelations 369. Oh. It's like down towards the end of it. Okay. Bees are bees, trees are trees and knees are knees. Bees simply see while being in the breeze. Trees throw freeing while never actually seeing and knees kneel never knowing whenever kneading. Bees can see knees, but knees can't see bees or trees. Isn't that the bees knees? 66.9% of beings being have started kneeling while never knowing what they're actually seeing. Sorry. That was very good. Wow. So it actually really struck a chord with me. I might read that back later when I'm alone and cry. Because it's so true. It's so true, Matt, especially that last part. Sorry, Matt. Anyway. Yes. Now wait, can I get high before this one? Boom. Boom.    I'll have one too even though it slows my reading down and makes it sound worse. By the end of the season, he's going to be so distrustful. Oh my God. Come back. Come back. Bailey's just messaged me. He's in the kitchen. I'm having a fake shower. Wait. Okay. Wait. How did they get home so quick? They would have left straight after that. They're probably home now. Is this a setup? That's what I'm thinking. Guys, before we do the Matt's Black Book, Bailey has just messaged and said, he's in the kitchen. I'm having a fake shower. I'll call him when you ring to look at the water. So do we explain what Bailey was going to do? We did, right? I think so. Yeah. So Bailey, so scores meant to be our decoy. Our decoy works.  That's what you get for being so gullible. So he's going to. And such a nice guy. I'm calling him now. Here we go. Here we go. Bailey's going to lie and say the hot waters. And this could be Loki trying to get us back. So everyone, we knew that before it started.  It's very strange always. I'm so quick all of a sudden. But anyway. Bailey. Hold up. Yes.  You guys got home very quick from the gym. Yeah. I'm going out there. Okay. Here we go. All right. He's coming. We're going to have a water.  Yeah. It's a water. People would guess a lot. We'd come. You've been lying to me.  What is not out? Your heart water is still there.  What's wrong with you? Loki.  Scotty was out second decoy.  Well, we've double lied you tonight, can't. This is Christmas.  Is your middle name Gullible? Lachlan Gullible Gottfried. LGG. LGG.  Oh man, no one is safe, everyone is lying to you. Always doubt everything that you're told, Lachlan. Anyway, sorry to waste your time again. We better get on with the podcast. Yeah, see ya. Alright boys, enjoy your time and enjoy your podcast, boys. I'll see you next week. Yeah! It brings it all inside of screaming, just like hung up, damn it. It brings like a meaning to life. Yeah, very good. Sorry we doubted you there, Bailey. That was fucking... Imagine if our whole podcast was just lying to Lachlan. Yeah, we changed the name to Lying to Lachlan. We became obsessed with it and dedicated every minute of every hour to just let people make sure people are lying to him, lie after lying. Or the live podcast where you can just do lie after lie to different friends. That's not illegal and like we're ruining his life, because after a while he wouldn't know what's reality and what's not.  It's like he's trying to get therapy and she's like, I'm not lucky, am I? He thinks the therapist's lying to him. They've gone to you haven't they? You're all lying. And then they, we have? Yes, I believe that they have. Oh god. Yeah, we changed the lying podcast. That's the end goal with the whole lying to Lachlan. He's to ruin his life so much that he has to go to therapy and we will find out who the therapist is and then bang the ultimate lie. Am I lucky? Imagine him saying that. Yeah, we get that therapist to convince him that he's not lucky. Oh yes, thank you. Oh man, this is going to be hard to top every week, but like it took a lot of effort to get this one across the line. Well, think about it, you strung that together today. Yeah, it's true. So like we can come up. Locky is there to lie to forever. Imagine if we put two days into it. That is so true. I think we need to start recording the podcast on different days though, to throw him off a bit. Well now James has the garage for us. Yeah, that's so true. Imagine on a Tuesday right on the way to Toca. He's coming. Boom, easy lie. Or just do what Bailey did and just have it pre-recorded. So we call him, record it from another sort of source. So we can just do it whenever we want. I'll start doing it at like 3 a.m. Anyway, that's the end goal of lying to Locky. Oh we did it. All right, let's move right along. All right everyone, now it's time. For, yeah, it's probably the hardest segment of the whole podcast.  So some of these are very graphic and very real and very confronting.   All right, so a bit of a read.      Hashtag. Hashtag as well. Shit, sorry. The word, hashtag.  Yeah, and it was quite a graphic fucking.  Don't ever forget that. Yeah, a baby whale while its mother watched from the ocean. Remember Matt?   Anyway, we'll move on. Sorry. Matt Blackbork have number 60.  I slid down so my head is completely submerged in the hookah blood. I feel the blood creep into my nostrils and I breathe in. It spills onto my lungs and I chuckle to myself. This is living. I feel relaxed, strong, healthy and powerful. I was finally ready to get my life back on track and become my family's primary hava. It was time to take Queston down.  I get out of the bath and wait until nightfall. Tonight I attack and reclaim what's mine. The clock strikes midnight and it was time. I slither out from the foxhole where I lived. The cool my breeze kisses my skin and I sniff the air to get my bearings. I sort it through all the different scents and finally locked onto questons. I face backwards in the direction I want to go and begin bounding. I bounded backwards through the forest, on the highway and even over a river. I reached speeds of over 160 kilometers an hour, which was a new PB for me. This was the strongest I'd ever been. I arrived on the outskirts of Queston's house and quietly observed to get as much intel as possible. All the lights were off. Everyone must be sleeping. I get closer. I peek through the window.  No one in the lounge room. I creep to the next window and once again have a peek. This reminded me of my peeping Tom days and I got a bit excited. I stare into the next room and sure enough, it's Queston's bedroom. I could hear him in the shower in his ensuite and I could see the lights spilling into the bedroom from under the ensuite door. I quietly open the window and crawl in.  My teats start lactating and I ruffle my feathers.  He steps into his bedroom and pauses. He looks up and their eyes meet. I scream as I lunge forwards, knees first.  My knees slam into Queston's head and I hear his skull crack. His body goes limp and we crash onto the floor. Queston was unconscious on the floor. I scramble on top of him.    He grabs my head and tries to push me down off of him. He was so weak from being knocked unconscious from my knee bomb. My little brown is no rock hard and I feel it slither in between Queston's legs. Queston fights weakly but I am far too strong. So stop that, my forefoot just please don't have me. Queston begins to beg and I know I had him. I have now sucked his entire chest into my mouth and it was stretching the skin on his sides so much that it started to tear.  I roll my hips forwards and backwards and my testicles start purring like a cat.  Queston starts screaming in pain as his skin starts to tear from his body.  My blood turns to cream and my body hair turns to barbed wire. I'm about to mince. I keep sacking at Queston's front and finally his skin gives way. His entire chest including his pectoral muscles slurp up into my mouth just as I begin mincing. Bang! Then everything went quiet, went black.  I opened my eyes and managed to muster enough strength to turn my head. Standing in the doorway holding a baseball bat was choir. She was breathing heavily and had one of her breasts exposed. You did not know I was visiting, did you Matthew? I was too weak to talk and felt blood pouring out of my head. I grunted. That's the last half you'll ever have, Matthew. Goodbye. Choir stepped forwards and swung the bat directly at my head. Everything went black again as she connected. Bang! Bang! Bang! Hit after hit. Choir mashed my skull. Then I felt like I was falling, falling and falling. Then I slammed onto the ground. It was hot, very hot. My vision returns and my senses come back to me. I hear screaming and burning. I sit up. I'm surrounded by fire and people screaming in pain. I see a creature walk towards me. Welcome to hell, Matthew Brown! Oh no. Oh yes!   Imagine if you were just mush in your head.  Whoa, man.  Is that why you like ACDC so much? Acadabra. So I'm like confused as well. Oh, sorry. It's hard to wrap your head around.  Oh, I can't wait to hear about hell. Is it that bad? Oh, you have to wait next week. Oh, dad.  You just have to wait and see.   This is your life. Mum comes out of nowhere. Choir is Matt's mum for new podcast listeners.  Yeah, she's quiet and questions mum.  Oh, and she had a tit out. She had one tit just dangling out. In the centre part. She killed me. In the middle breast.  You must really not like your mum then. Well, you guys have worked it out, obviously. I love my mum. The choir mum. The birth mum. Your mum from Planet Quelch. You always get a bit baby-ish fiddly when we do your black book. Just fiddling with the baby a bit. Oh, man. Somebody commented that as they said, every time Brown gets happy, that's...  And they all look at us. And the old stories. Yeah, fuck, man. I don't know what you'd be doing. Flailing? All right. What are we up to now, Cullen? Fuck, we're... Questions. Cow questions.    We need to do the screaming segment real quick. Is Jake gonna be able to maybe cover his ears? Oh, actually. Just a quick... Oh, should we skip it?  It's getting good at it. The screams... Don't worry. I've got to take him for a skate anyway. Just because of the nabbitz. It'll be over in 60 seconds tops. Yeah, true. It's like 20 seconds normally. Anyway, uh, fucking... BONG BREAK! Should we call James for the screaming segment? He's on his walk. And we're back. All right, it's time for the screaming segment, where we call a random business, and I scream as loudly as I can, and we see how long it takes for them to hang up. If they can make it to 60 seconds without hanging up, I have to then say to them, you win this time. Are you in this round? You win this round. You win this round. How long do we think... How long do we think they'll last? I'm gonna say 28 seconds. I'm gonna say, um, 12 seconds, just because it's 7.30. It's like the dinner rush. You are. Can't change my answer? No, that's locked in now forever. You've got to take everything into account. I'll go 8 seconds. Phone on private. Good thinking, Browntown. Good thinking. Browntown. Brown. Browntown. Oh, imagine if we got a triple iron lockie. Sorry. This is called locking and screaming.  Oh, my God. That was fast. That was fast. 8 seconds. That was 7 seconds. Oh, Jesus. Wow. She had no time. No time for us. Fair enough too.  Like, wasting their time like that. I love it. Like, imagine that how intensely loud that would be on your ear.   Anyway, moving right along. Oh, well, very good. Very good. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's very good. It's handy. Love the screaming statement. Comment what businesses you think we should scream at, guys. Like, give us some suggestions where all ears can't. All right, guys. It's time for the moo, the cow, the comment of the week. And this is a separate comment competition to our other comment competition. We pick the best, funniest, random little comment, right? And we cut it out and we stick it on our board of comments. So it'll only be one from every episode. And then we pick one at the very end of the season to be the comment of the year. All right. So, and we just pick anything. All right. It's just random. But if you want that other comment competition, it's far cooler. Comment as many times as you can. It's every comment is an entry.  It's very good. Okay. Easy money. Elon Musk. If you put in the hours, you get rewarded, Matt. Take it away, Matt. All right. The comment. Oh, sorry. The cow of the week. The comment. Sorry. Yeah. Don't do that. Don't say that. Comment of the week, Matt. It's the cow. Comment of the week. Cow is the abbreviation for comment of week.  All right. So, cow went to Sam Pauling. And his comment was, still don't understand how these two could teach tennis around little kids' laughing face. So, well, okay. Matt chose that one. I reckon if, yeah, memories of Marty coaching kids is like, if he's not near the parents. Look at, yeah. It was an experiment for me. He would just make sounds. Because they used to get engaged by sounds, kids. So, like, at a certain age, once they got a bit older, I would obviously have to.  Real weird a couple of times. I always put the effort in to make it, like, so you. What if it might be? Because I always would have to be near the parents. Whenever Michael had all the kids accumulate in front of him, he'd be like, all right, guys, now we're going to do some, he'd misspeak slightly. And I'd be like, oh, mistake, mistake. Yeah, we're walking by the glasses. We're walking by the glasses. An announcement. Well, that was a mistake. Marty would like point out, like, oh, yeah, it's not the baseline, it's the service line.  He's made a mistake, or if he misspoke, like instead of forehand, said, oh. Forehand?   He just acted violence out.  Remember some of the cages? I remember being on top court and looking down, and you had to, like, fill in for some coach, and you really didn't want to.   Yeah, and I could hear it. And that broke the net or something? Would you hit tennis ball down at the bottom court? I don't. Well, you have to hit over the fence, so it's hard to accurate. Actually, no, we would. I remember I'd always have just now and then, during private, so I'd have a hit of another ball. Oh, yeah, yeah. And you'd now and then get a hit on you, and be like, ah, ah, ah, ah. Oh, man. It's really awkward in front of the flick, Lily. Yeah, if the parents weren't there, you'd do that. Yeah. But, like, oh, it was rough. Rough job. Anyway, moving right along. Yeah, it was, man. It was a rough job. Dude, you've got to, like, it's like having kids' enthusiasm. Look, look, put it this way. Look, you always have eyes on you, right? So people are paying a lot of money to make sure that every minute is well used. So you have to be on 100% of the time.   Probably, yeah. You can go to the toilet. You can get a drink, can't you? There are moments when you can just chill and just breathe. I wouldn't say chill and breathe, but there are moments you can get down. In the deli at Woolworths, I used to go on the freeze, like the cold room, and I'd just eat some army. I could chill. I'd literally just spend time in the cool room, sitting there. Tennis coaching, there's not only, there's usually a parent there, and the kid is there as well, obviously, to keep an eye on you.  It's fucked, man. I always maintain, like, one hour of coaching is two hours of a normal job. It's more, yeah.  I'm gonna ask Greg. Yeah, do it.  But that's what, any tennis coach will know. Any coach in a sport will know this. Anyway, sorry. And fucking, what's, you gotta get up at five, start at six to, like, 10, have a massive break in the middle of the day?  Listen, mate.  You gotta drive your car to different places. It's fucked. And get to sleep by midnight, and then up again at five. You have no option. You have no option. Your days are huge, can't. They're, like, 15-hour days with a- And when you've got time off in between, you're thinking about the next job. See, you can only enjoy your day off if you don't have to work at the end of the day.  Sorry. Why don't you guys quit? Well, we just, yeah, we would have. We would have. I was doing my own thing, and it was like, I was doing such a bad job. There was classes I loved, though. I remember you told me you were getting paid in cash once, and you were like- Every, yeah, everything was cash. You were like, I forgot to do my tax for like- Yeah, the tax man. Like, that was hard. Six years. It was so difficult. I feel like you're wondering if the boss would get ordered. And like, I was just, there was nothing was like- Like, I did a good job coaching, but like I didn't bother marketing or doing anything business for a while.  It was just word of mouth here and there or whatever.   Tennis. I met some lovely people over there. Shout out to Tennis. Yeah, and some of the people I coached, you know, very cool people.   It's hard. Anyway, on to the questions. This is where we answer your questions that you comment on the Marty and Michael Fully actual YouTube channel. And the ones that are most liked, we usually answer first, then we work our way down. So once you comment your question, have a scroll through and like the questions that you want us to answer. Let's go, Brown. All right. Top question went to SR. Question for the podcast. Could you do live Q&As with us, website members for the world's longest podcast record attempt? We would 100% keep you awake. Yeah, 100. Yeah, we will. That's a great idea. During our record attempt, we'll just be like, all right, guys, send us your numbers and we'll call them. We could do it multiple times because you'd have the Australian crew and then you'd be going through. We'll just go live in the Facebook group. Bang, we'll answer all your questions. That's exactly right. That's actually that. As UK wakes up, you've got the other side of the world, so you'd super go. I saw a comment that had lots of likes. What was it in relationship again? Oh, sorry. Yeah, you're right. Okay, so Teddy's gray on stuff said, you guys said if a segment gets like 60 likes, we'll do it. He said, okay, so I really want to see you both film each other walking into restaurants and eating people's food. You get a point for every second you stay by the table eating.  How many likes does that have? 92. Okay, so that was for a segment suggestion, right? That sounds more like a video idea, but we want podcast segment suggestions Oh, look, I'll write that idea down. All right, I'm going to put that in my because since I got 92 likes, we'll write it down eating other people's food at food court. I'll do that. Oh, you know, I'm very rude. You would hate to do that. But you know, in the restaurants along Eagle Street Pier, they're like five star and they're right on the pier. Like you can walk up to their tables. Like that would. Yeah, the higher quality, I'd go to like a shithole food court. I just go to a fish shop and have a chip. Okay. Yeah, if we go to find that, they'll just call the cops immediately. Exactly. Yeah. Anyway. Um, yeah. Good suggestion. We mean like an ongoing podcast segment suggestion. If that gets 60 likes, we will implement it immediately. I think. Don't next. Next flalea. Yeah. Next flalea. Next question is from Jaden Rice. Marty, how's the heart going? I just wanted to get an update. He's going through bad health and anxiety a few times about his heart as well. He said he always felt bad for what you're going through because he's going through the exact same thing and he feels it. So he just wanted to get an update.  I like I said a few weeks ago, I had the shits like I lost like four to five kilos during that two weeks of where I couldn't really, didn't really eat much. And I haven't felt the blood pressure. I haven't felt it as much. And I'm just sort of, so I've trimmed down a little bit and fucking. Yeah, I just don't feel it as much. I just feel like it's just getting at the beginning of the year. My body was just so fucked. And now it's just progressively getting better and better and better.  Yeah, it's I don't feel it right now. So I haven't even been measuring it, but it feels like it's gotten a lot better. So I'm doing good.  And I'm just going to the gym working out and just getting fitter and fitter. Running is easier now again. Maybe it's a running because that's been going on for a while now. What? You've been doing a lot of running. Yeah, but on and off.  So yeah, now I'm just doing it every now and then. You're not in line for sads. Yeah. Yeah, no. And you know, I reckon, yeah, who knows?  And now that it's just after time that your body just gets it out. Next question is from Caleb King. Question for the podcast. As an avid smoker of weed, I know I want to try something stronger. What would you boys recommend as the next step up? Get what? Get medicinal. Oh, no. If you're an avid smoker, we'll firstly try edibles, which you probably have, but edibles are far more intense than smoking. You start with a little bit of edibles and mix that in with your smoking or get fucking, get some medicinal, get some medicinal marijuana with a very high THC percentage. And that will fucking, oh, what else? I reckon just start meth. Yeah, or meth. Just branch out and try something else. How's that going? Meth, you brown. Are you actually going to do it by the end of the year? I know. If we all do it, will you do meth? No, no. Maybe you said you'd offer me $1,000 to meth for the next boys' trip. Yeah, yeah. That's still on the table. So it's happening? Okay. But yeah, what was the other thing I was going to say?  Oh, yeah. Sometimes, don't you reckon, you get higher if you just smash a whole joint rather than trying to do bomb after bomb? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you wait, enjoy it more too. Yeah, so try different ways of consuming.  Yeah, whatever you're not used to, try that. Yeah. And then see what, assess and reassess and do meth. Sorry. Next question is from Tyler Welch. Welch? Welch.  Oh, no. Depending where he's from, you know what to do. Marty, what's it like being a dad with having, while having a social media job like you do? Yeah, it's fine so far. But yeah, it'll definitely have its challenges.   You just don't know. There's so much unknown.  But then is it bad because she doesn't have a choice. So I'm sure she'd say yes and she does.   That's 22. Yeah. And then it's like, it might be good in some ways, but she might also not like it.  So it's good and bad. You just, I just don't know what to do.  What age do you reckon you like go? What age do you reckon a teenager or a kid can come to you and go, yeah, I want to start a YouTube channel? And you go, yeah, it's cool. Well, there's heaps of kids YouTube channels these days, but you're just like, yeah, but they start off smart. There's nothing to know about them. They're, they're actual personal world.  This toy is cool. Blah, blah, blah. Exactly. Well, with you, everyone is a bit more. Yeah. And then like, if I started with Esther, you know, the goal would be to make it succeed. So like I would promote it and then anyway, you just have to do it a way that in a way that if you were going to do it, you'd have to do it in a way that obviously protects her as well. Yeah. That's all. Next question is from Helen Smith. Guys, I love the podcast. Oh, sorry. Great podcast by the way. Got a question.  You would never notice now. We can't feel anything. Look how hard they are. Okay. Look at that. Before Tocca yesterday when I was buying a gel blaster, just before I walked into the shop, I stepped on a piece of glass and it went straight into my toe. And I got to the point after I bought the gun and got into the car, it was dark. So I couldn't really see it and the light wasn't working. So I started flicking it. Flicking it, dude. And I mixed it in and I played Tocca with glass in my foot last night. And I think it's just in there now. That's how it is. That's my foot. There's a bit of sand that's been melted down in there. Just let it die, I think. Maybe it's gone up in your veins and it's working your way up to a body until it goes to your heart and then your heart will explode. Okay. I can't say that it's not dangerous to wear no shoes, but I can tell you that the positives to it are feeling so much more freer and better with grip. I don't know, there's something monkey about my feet now that can just, I can spread them out and I can push off better. I keep my never fall over, okay?  Yeah, that's what I used to think about as a kid. But and I do, there's been moments when I've been like in parks and I've thought of needles and then I've seen needles as I'm walking and I'm like, wow, I could have stepped on it. Okay, sorry. Sorry. All right, next one is from Ward. He basically said boys, the animation was fantastic. Bravo to whoever put that together. I thought we could give a shout out to Goob for doing that.  So what's he on on Instagram? I think he's Goob. Yeah, just Goob. Isn't it Goob dot something? Maybe. If you go to the fully actual Instagram and look at who we follow, Goob is in there. Yeah, well there you go. G-w-o-b dot c-o Goob dot co. Sorry. Yeah, very good artist and he is the creator behind the animations and we don't know what to where to put it.  So should we put it on OnlyFans?  And then sexy photos of us. Plus there's a few sexy photos of us. Yeah. I keep forgetting that. Someone's going to steal that.  Brown, brown strikes again when you relapse. What's your name? Blake Flynn. He looks like a black phone. Blake Flynn. I'm going to smile. All right. So next question is from Bo. Will you ever do a live action episode of The Black Book? What's that mean? And would Matt Brown say in a live action? So reenact it. We need CGI and it'd be difficult. Well, yeah, you wouldn't do a lot of the things because it's him like making a movie, but like obviously using the black book as a storyline. Yeah. Oh, that would be a, it'd take a lot of work. You need and he needs to be animated. I don't know if for some of the things are possible. But yeah, so it'd be like a, I don't know, like a weirdo. I'd be like a horror comedy. Scary movie six. Tom Green can play me. It's weird that all of our sketches back in the day would have like a weird like horror theme to them. Why is something really creepy going on? Yeah. It's like dark comedy. Oh, yeah, it happened.  All right, I've got two more questions. Fuck. Next one is from Harvey. Are you guys going to add a search option to the website? I find it a bit hard to navigate and looking for a specific video is difficult sometimes. Yes. We, and currently right now in development is our brand new website, which will have that and more. So just bear with us a few more weeks. And yeah, where the new website will finally be something that's just not fucking, what is it a plug in, you know, one of those plug in websites? So it's been far too long. So we finally... We've upgraded. Yeah. It's upgraded. So all of those search issues will no longer be an issue in like two months tops. You're going to be able to comment on vid? Yeah, I'm going to be able to comment. You're going to have, like, yeah, we'll be fucking... It's new. Okay. Sorry. All right. Final question is from Gita. File. Can't. Beautiful. All right. Boys, would you ever take the podcast on tour? I don't know. I guess so, if that's what the people wanted.  Man, it'd be a lot of... I wonder how that would be, though. What would we do for bong breaks? Just have a...  Smoke weed. Have huge bongs. Just hope the police aren't...  Matt'll be completely bald. Oh, you made me want to wee. Other podcasters have done it, have done live ones, but an actual live tour. I know, like, Tom Segura comedian. He does, like, live tour podcasts. Why are you yelling? Oh, Tom Segura. Oh, man. So, yeah, you'd have to be... It'd be a bit different to this. Yeah, we'd have to get a bit bigger first, surely. We'd have to, like, get to, like, maybe, like, I don't know. 200k subscribers on YouTube. You can't tour when you get, like, 10,000 views. That would be so embarrassing. Imagine if we went to some theater and there's, like, 13 people for it.  Please come and watch us. That's what we're worried about. We would pay people to come see this show. That'd be it. Fair enough. Anyway, we'll consider it. We'll consider it. Anyway, it's time... Yeah, we'll definitely do it.  Oh, and by the way, the end of last week's podcast, you might have noticed where there's a bit of commotion. We heard a bang.  I don't know what we said. We just gave up. We went outside. There was nothing there. There was something. But yeah, we did film us going outside. That's on the fully actual podcast Instagram in the potty prep videos. Yeah, well, there you go. You can go check that out. So yeah, it was nothing, guys. Nothing freaky happened. And now it's the end of this episode. We've also got the prank call where I'm going to be Margaret and call a gym and try and get personal training sessions for her son, Bront. Here we go. Sorry. Yeah. How are you? I'm Margaret. Yeah. Thanks for the time. Good day. Good day. Please. Good day. Hey, how are you? I'm just calling around. I sort of live in the area. And I'm wondering if you guys do a personal training sessions for children, for a 14-year-old. It would be for my 14-year-old son. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, of course. We definitely have personal training to see that are able to train the younger generation. Absolutely. That's great to hear. He hasn't really done much physical exercise in his life. And he has a few. Look, he does have some learning disability, some quite heavy, dense learning disabilities. So if we could find a personal trainer who has either dealt with something like that in their lives, or has the experience maybe to know how to navigate some of the behaviors that my son, Bront, will be exhibiting. Yeah. Yeah, okay, great. So there is a PT there who's able to help with that. Is that correct? Yes, that is definitely correct. Okay, that's great to hear. What sort of times would be available for that? Yeah. It just depends. So we obviously, if we had to come into the club, we would need to get a membership. Right, yeah. And then from there, the personal trainers run their own business. Right, yeah, I see. So the people that we'd have in mind, you just need to contact directly and find out when they're available to work. Okay, that's great. So how about this? I'm just going to give you a little bit of information about Bront. And then maybe if you could contact some of the PTs who have some availabilities, and then see if they're willing to take on the challenge. How about that? Well, have you thought about maybe coming into the club and actually checking out the facility? And then that way you can check out all of our personal trainer profiles and things like that. And then we can go from there for you. Yeah, look, that sounds great. Let me just first list off some of the behaviors that my son, Bront, may exhibit. And then we can sort of gauge and see if you think there'll be any PTs willing to work with him.  He's probably close to 100 kilos. Yeah, he's quite tall. And like I mentioned with the heavy learning disabilities, he's got quite a large skull with dents on it. There's a few dents around it. And he's quite shy, quite a shy boy, but he does follow direction. He doesn't really talk back, but he's quite grabby. So you might want to write that down too, that he can be quite grabby. So potentially maybe a male personal trainer would be the best fit for that. What do you think about that so far? It's completely fine. But like I've mentioned, I think it's definitely best that you pop into the club to kick out the personal trainer's profile and then we can sit down and go with you from there. Totally hear what you're saying. Just one last sort of thing to add, though, he can get... Look, I have seen him get quite violent at times, but that's only when you're doing things that he very clearly doesn't like. Okay, so there have been times I've seen him grab hair and he'll need running water around him at all times because he does get dry mouth quite quickly. And he does sort of lash out and sort of swing and punch. But once he gets to know someone, he should be quite fine. He yells a lot. He yells out at people. And I have actually seen him urinate in what he's wearing if his demands aren't met. So do you sort of understand where I'm going here? He's quite difficult to deal with. Yeah, I do understand. Again, you just need to pop into the club for that team and then we can go from there for you. Okay. So you're saying there is a personal trainer who'd be willing to accommodate all of these slight issues there? It just depends. We may need to obviously have a guardian present during the time but we can definitely work with that and see what we can do. Okay. I am willing to sit in on the session, but he screams. He screams a lot. Okay, he's a very deep, loud voice. He's quite hairy and yeah, he screams loudly. And when he starts screaming, there will be no controlling him. I do have a leash that I can bring. I can show you how to put the harness on and I will show that to the personal trainer. Okay. But one he does, he does scream quite a lot. So it could be annoying to the other patrons. Is there an area at the gym where the personal trainer could take him and take him for one-on-one sessions? So he's away from everyone else. Hello? Hello? Have I lost you? Hello? Oh, that's no good.  She can't handle that. She won't be handling Bront. Bosley, come here, Bosley. Oh, Bosley, oh, Bosley. Oh, boy, Bosley, everything's okay. Everything's quite all right, Bosley. Yeah, don't worry about that. Mummy's just having a chance of the personal trainers. Yeah.  Sorry, it's just hard to snap out of that then. Damn, I wish she stayed on for a bit longer. Oh, I think it was. I think it was. It was great.  The middle part of that prank call, that hasn't happened in a while. Nothing was coming to my mind.  Yeah, yeah. Oh, we've just finished the prank call now and now it's time to go. That's the end of episode number 24, Skin. 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What's happening guys? Salah Mike, back again. Another Q&A answering your questions. Comment below any questions you have. Nutrition, lifting, life, whatever it is. We're going to answer them in the next one. Be sure to give this thing a thumbs up. Be sure to subscribe. Turn on notifications. New video dropping every Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday, and Sunday. Let's dig in. So you guys are talking about using a weight lifting belt or a power lifting belt at what percentage of your one-round max should you use it and that's going to depend on how advanced you are. You know 80% for someone who squats a thousand pounds is a little bit heavier to start using your belt. 80% for someone who squats 135, maybe just right. So it'll kind of depend. If you're a beginner I wouldn't be afraid of throwing on a belt loose and learning how to breathe and brace into it a little bit earlier. It's going to be a little bit different for everybody. The routine is going to be a little bit different, but 50, 60, 70 percent somewhere in that range is going to be best for most. It also depends on the workout and the goal of that workout, the phase of training. So there's multiple things to answer. We did a very in-depth belt. How do you use a belt? When do you use a belt? Video with Alan Thrall. We can search it. I'll try to remember to put in the link in the description. But to answer your question around 60% for most people is probably good. 60, 65%. So what are my best lifts ever? A gym, competition, whatever. The best squat, just free raw squat, is 590 pounds in competition. My personal, what I think is my best set of squats, a little bit more subjective, is I squatted 550 or 545 for a really fast clean set of three. And I probably had, you know, maybe even two more reps in there. So that's probably my best squat overall. Best bench overall is 405 in the gym. Best set might be, you know, probably that. 405 is pretty cool. Four wheels on the bar, but I've done like 365 for four. Deadlift is 705 in a Deadlift exhibition. And I've done about 650 or so for a pretty fast three in the gym. That was one of my better sets.  I think I did 135. I don't know if that's good. I mean, it's definitely not good. But for weightlifting for four months or whatever I did, clean and jerked about 405. I've overhead pressed strict 235. But I've never really focused on that. And I snatched 85 kilo. 135 kilo for the clean and jerk, by the way. Not pounds. So I don't know much about DMT. I listen to some like Rogan and stuff where people talk about that.  I'm not much of a one to influence who I am by substances. I'll have a beer here and there. But beyond that, it's not really my cup of tea. So DMT seems like from having a beer every like every fifth the weekend with the buddies to DMT. It seems a real big stretch for me. If that's what makes you happy, I hope you're safe and I hope you're happy. But I don't know much about it. I can't say I'll never do it, but it's likely I won't ever dig into the DMT world. It's not for me. Oh, not a bad question. Can I or how can I become a personal trainer without having a good physique?  But there is a role of genetics and a lot of things. There's a role of, you know, performance enhancing drugs in our industry, to be quite honest, that allows certain people to look better or perform better without having the knowledge, right? Where we want our coaches to yes, follow by example, or lead by example, but you also want them to have the knowledge, the skills, the communication skills and experience to be a good coach. So I think that's very difficult because yes, part of your resume to sell yourself as a coach is people that you've trained and how you look and perform yourself. It shouldn't be the end factor. So if you work your absolute tail off on becoming the most knowledgeable, most experienced and best coach or personal trainer you can, you can definitely get around that. Like, look at me, for example, do I have some muscle on me? Yes, I've lifted very hard and worked hard for a long time. I've eaten pretty well for the last 10 years. I do the right things the right way, but I'm not the most jacked guy. I'm not the best looking guy. I'm not the strongest guy and I've still had a fairly successful personal training or coaching career. So it's definitely doable, but on the opposite is don't allow your experience, your knowledge, your coaching ability to be a factor in neglecting yourself. You should always look to improve your life yourself in multiple ways and taking care of your body, building more muscle, building more strength, eating better, being healthier to lead by example should be one of those goals to become a personal trainer as well. What do you do if your deadlift has stalled? Guys, we did 100,000 deadlift videos, probably 100,002 videos on what happens when you plateau. There's going to be multiple factors that we want to look at. There's going to be three main things that we look at when a single lift stalls. One, how is our programming? Are we handling enough volume to progress? How is our frequency within that volume? Are we deadlifting enough or more specifically the deadlift to work on our technique, which leads to number two, is our technique good enough or holding us back from improving? And then three is probably our recovery, which basically recovery, even though there's a lot of gimmicks out there, a lot of supplements, a lot of people preaching this and that, this and that, this and that, tools you need to buy you don't. It's food and sleep. Are you in a slight calorie surplus? And are you getting adequate sleep? So one, check out your programming, make sure you're following a proven method or have a plan with progression to get you where you want to go. Make sure your technique is sufficient and slowly improving. And then three, worry about your recovering. Most people for the deadlift in particular, they're just pulling too heavy too often, not handling enough volume and not focusing on technique, but a little bit of food or a little bit of sleep will definitely help as well. Talking bench press, why can't I, why can't I wide grip bench or wider grip bench without my shoulders coming untucked or my back getting loose, which is super common in any group of the bench. Yes, it's a little bit easier when your arms are a little more narrow to keep those scapulas retracted, right? We're trying to take those shoulder blades pinch them together, keep our shoulders down and into our socket with our chest up.  We need a solid foundation to press off of our shoulders very mobile. It's made to reach, it's made to throw, it's made to do all these things. But when you want to move heavyweight in one direction, we need to tuck that thing in and use it as stable as we can. That's why we're using our lats and our back to tighten that thing up. Now, when the grips a little bit closer, it is a little bit easier to squeeze for some, but for many, a wider grip will reduce the range of motion, allow you to press more weight long term. So what do you do? Well, you drop the weight, you worry about squeezing those shoulders and maybe for a couple weeks, if not months, you need to practice on doing a little bit less reps. A lot of times for a majority of people, they'll start to do sets of eight and 10, which are great for building muscle and building strength.  Shoulders not stable and you're putting a lot of pressure right there on the front delt. So if you handle sets of one, two, three, four, five at varying loads, not always maximal, but you know, anywhere from 65 to 80% working on that form. Another thing that really helps me and a lot of people I've worked with are doing a ton of face pulls and pull apart. So grab a similar width to your bench, maybe a band and just start pulling apart, keeping those elbows slightly bent, but not leading with the elbows. You're really trying to leave with your shoulders and really squeeze those scapulas together just to get that mind connection. And then it's just about your setup, being repetitive with your setup, doing the same thing every single time you bench and then focusing on squeezing that back as much as you can. These are decent questions.  Good job, you nerds. Proud of you guys.  And the question or the answer is probably yes, but hopefully you're not really deadlifting. A lot of times when you weightlift, what you'll do is called pulls and it's slightly different. Your hips may raise a little bit early because of your second pull and how you want to stay in position for the cleaning jerk and the snatch. So the actual motor pattern is a little bit more like that. That's why they call them a pull or a high pull or pull shrug or whatever variation that might do rather than just a deadlift. But in that case, yes, if your number one goal is Olympic weightlifting pulling in a heeled shoe or a weightlifting shoe is just fine. If your number one goal is powerlifting, just deadlift. I'd recommend a flat shoe for both conventional and sumo for 99% of people. Ladies and gentlemen, that's been another one. Be sure to leave your comments below, questions, ask me anything, life, nutrition, fitness, lifting, anything you want video games because we're on Twitch five days a week, maybe seven days a week. Link in the bio. Appreciate you all. Give this thing a thumbs up. I'll catch you in the next one. Silent Mike, I'm out.


I want to talk to you today about how systems and storage architectures are changing and the impact this will have on application delivery and organizational productivity. I'd like to start by exploring the following premise. Today's enterprise IT infrastructure limits application value. What do I mean by that? Well, let's explore what we mean by value first. The value IT brings to a for-profit business is directly a function of how information technology contributes to the productivity of that organization. Infrastructure in and of itself delivers no direct value, however the applications which run on infrastructure directly affect business value. Now value comes in many forms, but at the highest level it's about increasing revenue and or cutting costs and ultimately delivering bottom line profits. Today's computing infrastructure can be likened to a military convoy. The entire convoy must decelerate to allow the slowest vehicles to keep up. While the slowest vehicle in computer systems today is of course the mechanical disk drive. In the very early days of computing the delta between processor and persistent storage speeds was negligible. Today it's literally six orders of magnitude. We're talking nanosecond speeds for processors versus millisecond speeds for spinning disks. Think about this just for a moment in terms of distance. It's like processor speeds are one foot away whereas disk speeds are like the distance from San Francisco to Los Angeles. Applications are constrained by this length of time delay. The amount of data that can be brought into systems is extremely limited and application design must be cognizant of this slowness. Computer systems today are designed to minimize trips to LA. They're designed to handle many other tasks while data is being written to disk. So there's an immensely complicated multi-programming environment that's been built up over decades. The speed of applications is severely limited by this complexity and an organization's ability to attack, for example, a new problem is very much constrained by the inflexibility of computer architectures. In particular, databases today are relatively small and there are many of them. Modules made to the database are relatively few. The transactional systems must be isolated from all other data in an organization so their performance can be optimized. Think about an ERP system that has many modules, might be tracking inventory or supply chain, demand forecast, et cetera. The entire workflow of the organization is built around this big application and workflow is a fixed process that is very, very hard to change. To alter pricing, for example, all these asynchronous systems must be synced up in, let's say, a data warehouse that becomes the single source of record. But by the time the single source of record is actually created in place, the market may very well have changed. So how does Flash change infrastructure design? Well, for the past 15 years, function has moved out of the processor into the array for good reason, to share data, to protect data, and to offload servers. The persistent Flash, however, function is starting to move back closer to the server, promising new levels of application performance and organizational flexibility. Now Flash is going to reside in the server, in all Flash arrays, in hybrid arrays, virtually throughout the entire stack. But importantly, the control point for the Flash will be the fast server, not the slow storage array. As a result, application design will change. Machines will begin to design a much flatter database structure, allowing secure, multi-tenant access to the single database of record. Data architectures will accommodate both transactional and analytic data, and allow machines to make decisions, for example, pricing changes, in near real time, based on market conditions. In this scenario, the organizational workflow can be flexibly changed in days or less versus many months, because of that single point of record. The impacts of these changes to organizational productivity will be enormous and result in much greater IT value and flexibility. Companies will be able to respond much quicker to market opportunities, competitive threats, disasters, etc., by analyzing and acting on massive streams of data in near real time. Now, as data volumes explode and new approaches like Hadoop hit the enterprise, Flash will play a critical role in allowing organizations to manage, capitalize on, and monetize this massive amount of information that's coming in. Systems design will evolve, and Flash will be an enabler to this vision. Flash as a persistent medium is very important, but much more critical and valuable will be the software that manages the data, end to end. System and software expertise in the file system, operating systems, and metadata management and middleware will be critical to enable a new crop of applications to be developed. Now, importantly, spinning disk will not disappear. It will still account for the lion's share of capacity stored, and according to Wikibon estimates nearly half of the spend. But increasingly, organizations will invest more in the software, algorithms, data scientists, and processes to extract value from the data, rather than investing in the container in which the data resides. This is Dave Vellante of the Wikibon Project. Thanks for watching, everybody. We'll see you next time.


All right, here we go walking into the entrance for West Coast racers Might get on the first train we're gonna have to see All right you guys we're at West Coast racers media preview, so we just checked in back there There's so many people here that have like I know it's so funny But like there's no one here, so we should be able to get on like how many times maybe like four times five times If we're lucky, I don't know. We're walking back right now. It just went through the entrance. That's Maverick. I don't know But yeah, we'll walk back there now. I'll get back to you guys when we're there Also, there's people walking the track on apocalypse See into the pit stop if you guys can see that We can see a TV screen With some kind of showing on it. Oh, they're polishing the Blue train now, so it looks like it'll be opening really soon Looks like it says some history about West Coast customs. We got another sign over there also No, you're fine, but yeah, honestly really amazing, I'm impressed Oh Yeah, the taco shop Andrew ate there yesterday. How was it? It was great. We skipped this line. Oh wow It's going up the hill. I don't I don't even know if we're gonna get on it again today But we'll take a look around at the underground these look a lot better now since they like painted the rest of the street and stuff Low-key apocalypse should we do apocalypse? I don't know we might but I'm gonna wrap up this video pretty soon cuz We're done here.  I mean it kind of looks like one So there might be stuff in there while you're waiting in line Look at that air time hill That's insane like you could get so close to the track Just walked under the high flies And now we're going to get on the ride for the first time we can see apocalypse over there in the distance But honestly the theme is pretty good around here look at that theme now.  Right now my guess three hours three and a half People are waiting in it how crowded is gonna be on opening day like official opening day. It's gonna be crazy Just one just one Everyone in the park. I think is waiting in line right now like I legit think we could go marathon like X2 or TC Okay, that looks janky. It didn't feel janky at all though. It was really smooth janky.  Let's go apocalypse Okay, yeah well Right now walking around the underground so you guys can take a look at that There's a couple people here There's a few. There's definitely a couple But the candy shop is Open it open a bit ago Got the blue train sitting there in the station just waiting for us to get on Look at that Here's the theming in the queue A lot of cool stuff so far this wall looks amazing I'm waiting till we got people Looks like there's some people from Looks like they're gonna ride and then we're gonna hop on That looks amazing It looks really natural here with the lines in the middle of the street like it legit looks like a street It looks like a little town. It's really cool. We just got off for the second time in the fourth row this time I honestly would say it's better Holy there's a lot of people in line This is for membership There's so many people I'm not waiting in that Wait, can we just go right now? I don't know it. Let's see. Let's see We got some parking spots over here more theming honestly really sick. I really like this area Oh, she's polishing the trains just for us. I've never seen that Going for round two now, I think we're gonna try the fourth row Look on the back look on the back what it says it says west coast racers on that one and then six while Anyways Hey Let's go. All right, we're gonna go row four. I think that's what we want If you're in a wheelchair and cannot go upstairs Then you can go right here and they have your own elevator for you that will take you up to the station Oh, that's loud. Thanks. All right. We're walking into the underground right now We can see all of west coast racers and if we look we can see Yellow train and blue train in the station. So very excited.  Yeah. Yeah, should be good Car from here. Yeah We got a pretty good view of the spaghetti bowl section over here too I'm just curious to see what kind of photos I can get from over here Just waiting you can hear the lsms All right, let's get on this thing Well, we just got off of west coast racers Row and when we got off they handed us these six flags magic mountain west coast racers sunglasses Oh, that's bright But it was really good. It was um better than I thought it was gonna be at least Uh, you do get a few pops of airtime. I will say the high five definitely best part of the ride You don't think there's gonna be airtime, but you get thrown out of your seat. It's like ejector. It's amazing but let's take a look around the Underground and just enjoy the rest of this preview event Got a tv so they can see what's going on They're gonna send another test run and we can see a nice view of the yellow train I actually really like that thing. It looks amazing I don't really think the camera does justice of how it looks All right, here we go. We're walking up the spiral staircase into the station For round two see you guys after all this. Yeah, look there's spaghetti ball. That's pretty sick. That's amazing All right, here we go Amazing station that they have set up. It looks so good from everything I see. Wow you get some good views of All those Sounds like they got some Like car noises up there. You can hear them It'll be nice if it's like nice and air conditioned in here. Oh, that's sick Pain department Fabrication department The W for west coast racers on those spiral staircase that you go up into the station. Oh drew Oh, I hear it Good job six bikes you did good. That's how fast it launches folks Looks like they're gonna cycle it a little bit I don't know You hear the first name you fetched in here? Thank you guys I Red train just pulled in behind it so Yo, Superman's testing I hear it I Launch it will not I'm waiting But yeah, that's gonna wrap up our media preview experience They give us these wristbands that are green if we don't have memberships to weigh in line, but I'm not I'm not waiting in that line again. I think those two rides I'm satisfied with so I'm just gonna wrap it up here. Like thank you guys for watching So I'll see you guys next time or not next time, but I'll see you guys later


We've already explored Ampere's law, which says the circulation of magnetic field through a closed loop equals mu naught times the current enclosed by the loop. But in this video, we'll see that this equation is not complete. It's not applicable to all scenarios. And we'll see how Maxwell steps in and completes it by introducing this idea of displacement current. So let's begin. Now, before we start, if this equation looks unfamiliar to you, then we've talked a lot about Ampere's law in our previous videos, and we've solved new miracles. So it'll be a great idea to go back and watch those videos. So let's start with the question of what are some scenarios in which this Ampere's law does not work and why? So one of the most common scenarios is when we're dealing with a charging or discharging capacitor. And let's zoom in a little bit so we can see better. All right. So we have imagined two circular plates of a capacitor and let's say that our current over here is increasing, just for the sake of example. So the capacitor is charging. And now what we'll do is we'll focus on two points. One point over here, let's call that point P, and another point somewhere in between the capacitor, but at the same height. Let's call that point Q. I want us to think about what is the magnetic field at point P and point Q according to Ampere's law? We don't have to calculate it, but let's just compare them. So if I were to calculate the magnetic field at point P using Ampere's law, I would get some answer, some non-zero answer. That's important, right? Because it's enclosing some current. What would I get if I were to use Ampere's law here? Well, let's see. Again, choose a circular loop because everything is nice and symmetric. So if I go ahead and draw a circle, a closed circular loop, attach a flat surface. And if I apply Ampere's law over here, the one thing that I see is that there is no current passing through this surface. Why not? Because this loop is right in between the two plates of a capacitor, and there is no current over here, this vacuum. Which means if I apply Ampere's law, the right-hand side becomes zero, which means Ampere is saying the magnetic field over here is zero. Magnetic field according to Ampere's law at point Q is zero. And that's the problem because experiment says that's wrong. According to the experiment, magnetic field at point Q is pretty much the same as magnetic field at point P. That's what experiments tell us, and that is the problem with Ampere's law. So you can see there is some problem with Ampere's law because it's not giving us the right answer in this situation. So there is some fundamental problem with it. But what is it? So let's go one step deeper beyond mathematics and see what this equation is telling us. If you asked Ampere, let's go ahead and ask Ampere, hey, Ampere, if you ask him what generates magnetic field, Ampere says currents. And that's why in his equation he's saying, look, your loop should enclose some current only then there will be magnetic fields. If you don't enclose, you will not get magnetic field. And it's for that reason Ampere or for that matter, any other scientist back then would say that you get zero magnetic field, a predicting zero magnetic field over here because it's not enclosing a current because no current, no magnetic field. But we do get a magnetic field experimentally. So the question is, why is that happening? This is where Maxwell steps in. Maxwell says maybe current is not the only thing that generates magnetic field. Maybe there's something else that's generating magnetic fields which is missing in this equation. And I'm sure at this point you would get up and you would ask Maxwell, what else can generate magnetic field besides current? And Maxwell says, I won't tell you the answer right away. I actually want to walk you through the thought process that maybe Maxwell had to give you an opportunity to guess what that other way could be. So let me zoom out and let me just walk you through the process. So Maxwell is saying let's zoom out, let's recap a little bit. If we go back to electric fields, electric fields, and we ask ourselves, what generates electric fields? What creates electric fields? What's the answer for that? Well, we have studied electric fields come from charges, positive and negative charges. Generate electric fields. But we saw there's another way to generate electric field even without charges. Remember Faraday showed us that. Faraday showed us that you can generate electric field by changing magnetic flux. So let me write that. You can also generate electric fields by changing magnetic flux. And we call this electromagnetic induction. We talked about all the cool applications of that. So there are two ways of generating electric fields. Now, similarly, we come to magnetic fields. Magnetic fields. And we ask ourselves, hey, what generates magnetic fields? What's the source for that? And so far, we had only one answer for that. Currents. Currents generate magnetic field. Currents are moving charges. And that's why the unit name was called moving charges and magnetism. But now Maxwell is coming in and thinking maybe there's another way to generate magnetic field, which is similar to this. Now, can you pause and think about what that other way could be? I want you to guess this. All right. So changing magnetic flux can produce electric fields. So Maxwell is thinking maybe changing electric flux. Changing electric flux can produce magnetic fields. Maybe that's another way of generating magnetic fields. Ooh. How does that answer this question? Well, you can see as the capacitor is getting charged, there is an electric field that's being generated over here. And as the charge is increasing, that electric field is increasing. And because the electric field is increasing, the flux through this loop is increasing. And Maxwell is arguing and is saying because the flux is increasing, that's why there is a magnetic field generated over here, which is missing over here. The term is missing. And so what Maxwell does is he adds that other term. He says there needs to be another term which takes care of the changing electric flux. And we're not going to go through the derivation, but it turns out that the other term happens to be epsilon naught times d over dt of electric flux. And this now is what Maxwell says is the complete equation. So this equation takes care of both the sources. You get magnetic fields due to currents and you get magnetic fields due to changing electric fluxes. This complete equation is now called Ampere Maxwell's Law, for obvious reason, because Maxwell completed it. And finally, what do you think is the unit of this term that Maxwell added? Well, at first I would think that, oh my God, so much calculations, unit of epsilon naught multiplied by units of phi. But another way to think about it is remember, you can only add two physical quantities which have the same units. Which means, this should have the same units as current. And therefore, this should also have the units of ampere. And you can go ahead and check that, it indeed does have the unit of ampere.  He thought this is some kind of current flowing between the capacitor plates. And he called it the Displacement Current, Displacement Current. And I always wondered, why did he call it that? I read up some articles, I'm not sure how credible this is. But some articles said that back then, Maxwell believed that there is ether medium everywhere in the universe, even in between the capacitor. And he thought that as the electric flux is changing, it's the particles of ether that is getting displaced. And maybe that's the reason he thought that there's some kind of current. And so he called it the Displacement Current. But of course, today we know there is no ether medium. There's truly vacuum in between these two plates. And so there is no current. So this is not really any current, but the name is stuck. And just to differentiate this term from the actual current, we also call this the real current or the actual current, conduction current. So conduction current is the actual current, the good old familiar current. And displacement current is just the term that takes care of the changing electric flux that produces magnetic fields. And now if we go ahead and use this Ampere-Maxwell's law and apply it at point P and point Q, we will indeed see the magnetic fields will be exactly the same, and we'll do that calculation in another video. But long story short, what did we learn? We learned that back then, Ampere and many other people thought that there's only one source of magnetic field, electric current. But today we know that's not true. There's another way to generate magnetic field by changing electric flux. And so this quantity that represents the magnetic field generated due to changing electric flux is what he called the displacement current. And of course, today we know that it's not really a current.


What's up everybody, Jason here for JazzMusicCaseBrace.com. For prism, pick your team number one team random spots being given away in this 2021 prestige football hanger box break number 42. As you can see, I had a doodle over it. This was technically supposed to be the last filler as it says there, but we ended up taking out four spots from the straight up team random and making us an additional filler. So number 43 that you see on the website is officially gonna be the last filler. And you can win one of those $350 team random spots for only 45 bucks. So for 42 is what we're doing here. We'll randomize the customer names, which are right over here. Sorry guys, I didn't paste it in. Customer names, teams and we'll distribute the hits out. Then at the end we'll randomize the customer names again and names at the top, what is it? Names at the top four will win spots in the team random. And actually guys, hold on, this one actually has two. Sorry guys, I was totally forgot about putting this in there. Has a little giveaway and we're giving away eight spots. We only sold, what is it, 26, 24? So let's do that randomizer first. All right, so let's roll the dice. Six into two, eight times. And again, top eight, we'll get a free spot. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, boom. Eight times, Evan, Andrew, Adam, Steven, Steven, Steven, Steven, Steven, and Barry, so there you go. So this was only for the first one, which is this breaker number 42. 43 actually is probably not gonna have it and I don't think it does because that was just a special one filler, but since you guys didn't sell out those straight up spots, we just turned it into a second filler. So there you go, that should be good. So there you go, that should be 32 right there for everybody there. And let me copy this and paste it for later. So eight times, eight times here. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Five, six, seven, eight. Evan, Adam Coverman, eight times. Come on, Jason got to put the teams two, man, dang. Two, three, four, five, six, seven. Eagles at the top, down at the Panthers. And again guys, thanks for watching guys, just a quick little prestige blaster. But I'll let you guys see your teams right now. Like, Naked is convinced you, right, David? Like, why even have that app when I can just go to that page? All right guys, so this will be all base up until here. Ooh, we have a numbered part. My home's magical arm leads to five touchdowns to 2.99 for the Chiefs. Switch scenes now and again, top four, get into the team random, roll it. What's up, Matt, how's it going, man? And it is a five into six, 11 times. Good luck. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, top four. Andrew, Steven Flat, free spot. Steven Flat, straight up spot. And Jesse, there you go. Top four, there you go. So after 11 times, congratulations to the winners there. Another fillers on the website, guys, and that's gonna sell out. Picker team number one, a lot of big teams are actually in that team random, guys. So let's get that sold out next. We can run that a little bit later tonight. Coming up next is random teams number two of Prison Football. Poppy, appreciate it, guys. Jasby'scasebreaks.com.