Okay. Ba-dum-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam. Someone sent me something on Twitter and I put it as our temporary cover. I think you guys will like it. Oh man.  Now you're going to get it stuck in my head for the rest of today. That's your fault for existing. If you didn't exist, that wouldn't have happened. Well, if that song didn't exist, that also would not have happened. Oh, so it's the song's fault rather than your yes, it is Okay, look that song is awful, and it's also unbelievably catchy. I Hate it. I Hate it, and I love it. Can you can you see the the funny? The funny what the what our The front of the thing looks like Well, it's not popped up yet. So no, I'm sorry Wait, why does it find all the wrong thumbnail?  Hopefully it works this time. Sorry app event Everyone's gonna think you'll geeks and gamers and will cast bullshits now You'll get over it. I'm sure Well, it's not even popping up in the subscription feed yet. So I've got it Oh, I will be right back All right And that leaves some but just us somebody sent me on Twitter Somebody sent me something on Twitter on something along the lines of epic games stealing designs from people. Oh Really? Yeah Here's such as let me show you this. I Know they've been doing weird things with steam files What you take that out that's that's there's a big ooh for me.  Yeah, apparently it just always happens.   Six seven something yeah, that was that was that was the episode where rags miscalculated the schedule. Yeah, that's true Or was it you?  I'm calling it right here. Nothing's gonna be 30. You said that several times pine cones No This time I mean it And I also have the pizza to prove it. Oh, you got a pizza. Is that it's just you know, pizza's like really good for you Why don't you let them all the time instead of just with you felt look? I eat pizza once a week And it is always for this show because I'm gonna be here for five hours. So I need something The show's very very it's very quick. Like it's it's usually like half an hour is usually the max we usually get out um Yeah I'm putting out an amazing tweet. I'm constructing it in my head It's gonna be the most blandest tweet I've ever put out Other than the part where I say appabends you because that's that's the part where it's good. Oh, but by the way, there's a super chat Uh, uh mentioning me app about what is the government hiding from us? Eric steward 10 bucks Hmm I don't know I don't know where to start. Uh, I don't know where to start government's hiding everything from us I think they're hiding the aliens too I think they're hiding tonal I think that he lives in a in a small box in like area 51 Like it's not a real house. They just let him He just they just let him believe that he's in a real house. Are you saying that he lives in nuke town all alone? No, no, I I'm saying I'm saying that his bedroom is his entire world It's kind of like the movie room Only with tonal did it they haven't seen now. They're not cultured You know that movie has kept Marvel in it that I'm sorry about that. That's not there's nothing I can do about Yeah Man, why did she have to be good in one movie and then have to ruin my impression of it? Yeah, I'm gonna get rid of the toxic brood title now, but uh, it was it was a fun run while it lasted The toxic brood will never be defeated blah blah blah all the good stuff Sad news wow what a bland tweet He's a good sweet he's best with Okay, so efap 28 it got it got taken down on both my channel The unlisted one and on mula the uh Reuploaded one the interesting thing is it got hit for pieces of copyright that we're in not only it was the part We were looking at the mask. That's doesn't one of them So you'd be like, oh, we must have gone over a timer that was arbitrary. Whoops Um, but it also got hit for stuff that was in ren's video Like there was three instances. I got hit on the second video and they were all from ren's video And I was like, oh, I guess his video's gone down. It's like nope. His is still up It's very strange considering How he was like say the film was bad. We would say it was good. It's like if you're gonna take one of them down like maybe I don't know So yeah, um, that's being disputed for now um We'll we'll we'll hopefully see how it goes if it gets declined. I'm just gonna edit it and reupload it with Uh, the majority of it covered up.  I love it. I'm gonna retweet that I they saved this for when efab went live. I know it. All right. Yeah, so we got a lot of things to actually Gun through in in a positive light um If I've got a small redesign as you can probably tell if you're a ridiculously attentive superfan the um watch together thing is changed I don't know why they changed it, but it's like weird and shaped and different for aspect ratio So I had to change us our thing for it But while I was doing it, I did I don't have to change mine. You didn't It looks the same for me when projecting on to uh On to the obs it like it crushed it if you watch the geeks and gamers podcast we did Um, you can tell it like the screen looks all funky because um, you know, you can you can like You can stretch it and everything like that, right? You just make it bigger or smaller if you need to is it really different? How much different is it because when I did my stream, I don't think I changed really anything I think I just changed the the position of the capture window It was weird the size of the rectangle had to change the obviously the efap rectangle Um is stative So if you have a source that changes like a wish upon is stretched a little bit when we Finally get that to be released. That's something worth mentioning. We've we've experimented with efap movies That's maybe gonna happen if I can get that video edited up The first one we did was wish upon has anyone ever seen that it's really awesome Oh my god, it's the best movie I've ever seen Experience I felt such a range of emotions as I was watching that movie you wouldn't believe it They were mostly positive Very positive I had a smile on my face the whole time And yeah, which is good. Which is good for your horror film Yeah There's a couple people mentioning gadelb as well. Yes gadelb is coming out tomorrow episode two It's gonna be incredibly insightful For any of those who've seen the original it's it's gonna smash that one because that one wasn't even that insightful Honestly, I didn't even go into depth on a lot of the topics. So this one's gonna nail it um And yeah, uh, am I the only one out of the three four of us seen um us Jordan peel movie Yeah, probably Yep.  I tried to summarize it into tweets. I was just like this is not gonna work Yeah, yeah, I've seen that I've seen that Oh my god, and people are just like well Uh, there there there have been arguments that are like the themes do kind of transcend the plot and it's like no Most common thing that keeps the theme is that black people good white people bad yay Oh the quartering thought that get out was a 10 out of 10. He needs to see uh, eos video Get out was okay. Get out was okay Um I kind of they're kind of similar for me I enjoyed both of them, but both of them fall apart when you actually try to make sense of what they're telling you I think yeah us was probably worse. Uh I gotta be fair to get out It it has more structure than us does because us it's like a wide scale earth event from what they imply But you know Was the goddamn captain model video you got beat by er Why does everyone keeps saying he beat me to it? His video is like when he just said the size of mine and he covered two movies at the same time We're doing different things Different thing, but it's on the way. Um, I like Jurassic park Okay, oh wait, wait a second somebody in the chat somebody the chat mentioned me again Mark Baggio, uh, canadian dollars 20 99 Appabend teach the others how to get a consistent frame rate in secure racks to follow up the other day Your video was called console exclusives are good for gaming grit arguments in there Um, how to get a consistent frame rate in securo Um, I don't really change much in the settings in securo. I got to be high uh My if anybody's having low frame rate on it Turn off intel turbo boost or whatever the program is a lot of people will have it if you have an intel processor Um, I went from 10 fps to uncapped Um To 60 Uh, you can uncap it Yeah, you can you can uncap the frame rate on securo. You can't do it on console because console can only make it to 30 at most because console sucks Well, I think it would have been better if they'd made it exclusive on ps4. Don't you guys do you know? I guys not share that perspective Wow, because then we'd all have Games never go irrelevant on consoles Um, yeah, you if anybody follows me on twitter. I figure I should probably acknowledge Me, Joseph Anderson had like a weird meltdown where he became the joke police You can like see the whole thing you just look at my last tweets by about a couple of hours Probably or scroll down a couple of them whatever um It started out the the thing got brought up I got like tagged in a conversation about how i'm a monster for calling him a massive You guys remember that was extremely controversial and uh he I I said they they were like, oh, he was just so upset because he couldn't get Joseph to come on his show I was like, I don't even actually it's it's not that at all It's that I hate the lie that got propagated that I took back an apology that was never that was never the case and the fact that um I insulted him And the whole point did we ever even invite him to come on the show in the first place I said I'd be interested in having to talk about objective versus subjectivity That was back when he first put the video out and that's when he said I maybe I would if you didn't call me a massive All right a massive Oh, that's like our code language What moller is saying And well, no you could say it moller. I've given you the f word pass You know what you should remember keep that in mind because there's a funny meme that's been posted I can't wait to show you about that but yes um Clinically speaking as a as like a news presenter, you know, it's a quotation I'm sure Joseph will allow me to say it in that he actually said it in a tweet So I'm pretty sure I'm fine on this from his perspective.    Why can't it be something endearing? That's actually that that would go into the idea of like he's he's being a bigot man But uh, I I was just like, yeah, what if I find that a compliment A bigot man that sounds like a superhero name Bigot man bigot. What do you think is the criteria for a joke anyway? What is joke? Well, I it doesn't matter what I think apparently joseph's the The arbiter of what things are and are not joke a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter That could literally be everything you can't you can't say no, you can't say the word faggot to cause laughter Oh, wow, it's not pop. It cannot be done. That is an incorrect. What you just said that is a naughty as they say So Yeah, so so you moved on to saying prove that it like functions as a joke And then it was just like it people laugh at it and it's absurd to call someone that in response to game critique And he's prove it prove it's absurd I was like prove it's absurd to call someone that in response to them getting something wrong in game criticism How would that not be absurd And like he went on to the point of saying like uh by your logic anything could be absurd and then I was like Okay, a chair is not absurd on its own But if I said rags is wrong because he's a chair that would be an absurd statement I was like, do you want to do you get it and he got all like after like a good two hours He got to the point of saying, um Fine it counts as a joke, but what word did you mean it to mean? What definition were you running with when you said that? Like oh bundle sticks. Well, this is the thing I said I'm happy for anybody to interpret any of the definitions Whichever one makes them laugh is my goal and his response is like, but which one were you going with? I was like literally any of them is fine. But which one were you going basically?  I have a permit F word pass and word pass and word pass g word pass. What's that one? Two j oh second f word I got rags upper-bend wall fringy The second f word pass granted to moorla by the universe It's beautiful. Yeah, I got all the freaking passes dude. Like I'm that's my wallet right there Passes out the asses. What's the m word? Oh massive Massive pass is the most important one. I like how I'm the one that granted you that one It was important that you did All right, then there's there's just a couple of memes I think that were delivered between e-faps that I thought you guys would like to see Oh, man That's freakishly detailed. Can you see the Oh, I see it I'd like that. He's always smiling. He's such a happy boy. Yeah rags.  No, it's not because I have this is him. I did Do you like do you like picture?  Oh, yeah, yeah That one that one is artistry That is artistry So, yeah, you lost I think you'd probably be lost Yep, I'm lost but Um, still that one's got that one's got a lot going on a video That one's got a lot going on a video we covered has uh Was was in was like responding to the the toxic hatred Of the fan base of star wars towards star wars specifically the uh hate mongers of the toxic brood Yes, those guys specifically and and it was it was very amusing because He said that they get to the point of like so so much of aggression That they're the kind of people who if you have provided the wrong You tensile in it like a diner.  It just it creates such beautiful means and then um actually, uh, I guess a fan of cj's and efap and uh Well, a whole bunch of creators actually if you look at this one But um, oh, it was pretty cool I saw him in actually on efap no not yet, but there's arch sargon voxis Mahler myself cj wolf and Who was that on the ride? Yeah, I'm not sure who the the knight is And who's the guy with the hood? I don't I don't know that that's arch war hammer Oh, I don't know that guy Wow, I like that is Yeah, someone in chat. Who is that on the right? I don't recognize that person It's like the suit of armor with red on it. It must be uh I don't know who that is Surely I would know if That's a very distinctive Um, I'm waiting on chat Is nothing we got nothing it might major kill doom cock not doom cock. No, that's not doom cock.  He does not have mouth Major kill people have seen a lot of major kills. I don't know who that is Yeah I don't even know who that is Um Then there's this one that got lost in translation. I meant to put it on a while ago, but I never did and I got reminded Tell me mr. Johnson.   Do you fear critique I'll have to get him uh, if only if only one of us could actually do the davie jones voice though That'd be great.  No much worse than halo two It's far worse cliffhangers and halo two. No that one. What about halo one Halo one didn't really have much of a cliffhanger. That was a good cliffhanger There literally was not a cliffhanger Yeah, there is In reach. No, there's not. Yeah, there was the one at the end What what's happening? What there wasn't a cliffhanger in reach. Yeah, there was it was the uh, they literally wasn't Yeah, because you don't know if you're gonna like If because that's how you get spartans is you plant a helmet No grows into a spartan No, no need a helmet at the end you see the seed at the end how that's there on the ground that's been playing with this wolf And the cliffhanger is that oh is the helmet gonna grow into another spartan And that's master chief and then he literally not goes to halo wasn't even his helmet I don't know. Maybe we just played different games and I don't know what's going on I think you need apparently we do play different games because I don't think you're talking about the game Apparently, I mean I read all the books and the comics and the manga. You have absolutely not Yeah, I even saw there is no manga Yeah, there is No, there's no fan. You'd know that there's uh, there's not a halo manga. No, there isn't though There literally is they only made 500 Oh, I can hear it though. I mean that's Oh, yeah, we can hear it. It's not this doesn't count There's a couple of people ruined it who uh who who were referencing that I went on a cinema sins sins stream he um Because because he challenged my assertion that cinema sins was always terrible That the cinema sins started out like Better, I don't think he said they were good.   Uh, I I noticed a thing Um, what did you notice in his old work? Like compared to the new stuff is he would literally like so do you guys remember when hawkeye fires an arrow into like a computer uh in avengers When he's evil there's so many sins in avenger that is the one that is least to be remembered He so he fires the arrow and it like slots in a usb thing and it uh deactivates one of the engines Uh, but like that scene there's a lot to talk about There's like the idea that he had that arrow the whole time like how would it take to construct it It's kind of silly in general just the idea of an arrow And it's like if he came in at an angle shortly that would never plug in there's little little things And his coverage of it is usb arrow and then he moves on and you're like It was uh, so watching it you're like wait wait Is there any problem like or is How do we well the problem is that he shot it in and it was the right way up the first time You shoot arrows not fire them you can fire arrows if fire could be technically, you know Not really that's a sort of a contemporary thing that we say like they went back in the day They'd never say fire your arrows.  Discharge a gun or other weapon in order to propel a bullet or other project contemporary.  Nobody listens to arrowmen, but anyway the point was that He did that a couple times like you'll be like people He's got a bad twang in his voice or um Uh, there's one you know like the opening of the film. There's that bass. He says um Secret bass is open and brightly lit and it's like Why wouldn't it be lit?  I guess it wouldn't work for everybody A couple of people have said quenton's here. Who's who's quentin Quentin I'm assuming they don't mean quentin. There's no way he would be here. Yeah, I doubt that Unless I did say I did see someone that quentin though quentin no check mark, huh? Yeah Um, anyway That's someone said that's not the real quentin. You massives So the conclusion was by the way that uh, yeah, his videos were always terrible And it was interesting just because they used to be shorter His avengers one is like five minutes or something.  Oh used to speed it up um The another thing Did you guys see and I got some reading for you to do rags? I'm so sorry I wanted to treat what I'm about to post you Very seriously read it without trying to try not to react until you at least get to the second sentence Um, but read it read it out genuinely. This is the context is friend of mine made A video on the buffy hd remaster being awful because it is awful In many ways and he called the video the great tragedy of the buffy remaster Which funnily enough because I'm pretty connected to buffy. I didn't actually see that. It's clickbait, but I could see the argument Uh, someone could make for it. It's like it's not a great tragedy.   He'll be emotional. This guy's doing god's work. Do you guys like this as potentially inappropriate?  You're just chilling out looking at some comments on your video We've managed to summarize in 20 minutes. What's wrong with the remaster of seven season tv show And then some guy it just begins with the 1994 Rwanda genocide It's like well, all right then This is where we're going. You got some some intense comments, uh True life So I mean The funnies keep on comments. So this one's actually like not a blue hate us or people we like, um thing But again, it's something fun to read. So I have a I have a subreddit. That's that's a fan subreddit I guess and I checked it out.  Hello all my inwards et cetera Even though they were essentially algorithms. It was a wild surprise that they came to my neck of the woods to watch disney make a star wars movie After the shoot I ran over to them But by the time I got there wolf and mawler had already left I told rags that I really appreciated his work on e-fap and his fallout 76 video And he critiqued literally every word of my compliment while bragging about being a paper merchant At his town's renaissance fair Also alluded to his home in michigan even though he's mentioned several times that he lives um Also subconscious me needs to catch up on his lore because dream rags alluded to his home in michigan Even though he's mentioned several times that he lives in arkansas and wolf is from michigan Then without transition. I was walking through a forest with rags at this point He resembled the sheave avatar and we stopped at a laptop just laying there He turned it on and we watched a movie about the crystal foxes from the last jedi that he and wolf had made And with mawler narrating it like morgan freben and either singing or appa been playing the fox When I woke up I kept thinking about how objectively good the movie was I I can see how from a dream perspective though how he would just see the discord icon I love the idea of just three levitating discord icons Glowing green whenever we talk and only saying memes Oh, I'm picturing like march of the penguins, but with the crystal foxes Uh, by the way guys, I want to show you something. It's a little not safe for work, but it's a tweet Okay Oh Try not to show it try not to try not to show it on screen first before because there's a not safe for work image at the bottom Because I don't know why If someone's response to accessibility slash difficulty changes is But that would change the game fundamentally the response is and should just be this screenshot Oh, wait, do you want to talk about this or do you want to talk about the actual not safe for work thing? No, no, I want to talk about that. No, we used we used to call this cheats Now we call this assist mode. Oh I see what you mean once upon a time Putting on guard mode was like a jokey thing you could do once you've actually but it meant you're not playing the game You know, but now it's like can we have that mode, please? Oh, yeah People just want to be given they just want to be given the game to beat It's not even about playing it. It's about oh, yeah, I beat it. Yeah, I put on easy mode Like this guy's literally saying you need to have a mode where you literally can't die in the platformer Like oh Why not just watch a movie the problem? I think a lot of the time is the game is like Oh, it's just a medium like music like books like movies like tv shows and all of them don't have a difficulty and you're like, uh-huh Uh-huh, but like Someone said it's game journalist mode. Basically pretty much. Um, I suppose you got my book How's difficulty based on the kind of language it uses or how long it is or how dense the book is That could be like changes for what people could but again still Games are like the only medium to prevent you from consuming them completely based on your abilities Outside of books preventing you unless you have eyes like if you just braille Or unless it's a david cage game That's probably offensive to somebody unless you talk you got david cage fans and Wait, hold on. Hold on full stop. Are there david cage fans at all?  There's no david cage fans I mean no unironic david Okay, that's not david cage though Yeah, well, it's nicolas cages his brother.  No. I well, I didn't I didn't put two and two together I Wow No, I never thought that david cage was nicolas cage. I don't know what he looks like so I didn't I just I just made it up a moment ago. Oh really? He's just disappointed So the other thing I was about to make a joke like man two lax of talents we saw new games Acting we do it all we saw the uh the the e.r. Reference Jackson and eric tacks and it was hilarious by the way. I know chat. We're gonna ask about it. It was amazing You should watch that part again and again I'm really not sure how he knows about them. It makes us wonder if maybe he watches e-fab. I don't know You're sort of reference. I guess You hear that e.r. We're on to you you racializer um So Before we get into Meme videos, we're gonna read something that will be more relevant as The stream goes on but um Down with thrust and I think you guys know about this already, but he Has experienced hate, okay? Oh god, is this what I showed you that?   I'm his biggest fan. This is a PSA from tonal and it refers to hate This is a PSA from tonal Oh All right, so So this is a this is a PSA from our lord and savior and the president of the intellectual gaming community tonaled loke called hate on the internet being On the internet is a crime easy to find No matter the outlet someone has something mean to crime easy to say about someone it's bullying behind the safety of Anonymity and invisible walls with no recourse From taylor swift to oh my god. He's making more All right, is it gonna go from bilbo baggins to taylor swift? Taylor Swift Okay Okay, so from Taylor Swift to labran chames to me or any youtuber who has something to share or say Hate speech will always exist Why do people do it? Why do people choose to be spiteful malicious and hateful even in the presence of some sort of opinion why do they have to be so mean well is it it's he's so pathetic is it because they simply want to express opinions have their voices heard by trying to be the loudest or the most obnoxious dot dot dot hoping to oh my god he's putting pauses in himself he writes the way he talks it's amazing hoping to stir up something which came first yeah man it's the chicken in the egg true no it's not bringing people down is the opposite of cool yeah there's a difference between being cool and being critical and being attacking being attacking being critical in fights discussion while still allowing opinions to be shared attacking someone is an exercise in focusing harm or emotional damage onto someone else some people cross that line easily all the time why I've always been under the school of thought that those who want to bring about pain and people through hurt simply don't love themselves bring pain through it he was killed by death I've always been away being rude to someone that's not that's not a sentence no that's hurt okay okay okay being rude to someone judging someone by their color insulting someone for sharing a different religion value or opinion than this have to do with wishing harm on them telling them to jump off a bridge do you think that someone do you think someone might have told tonal to jump off a bridge at some point that seems like a very specific he would make a video why why I was wrong about chipping off that bridge it is got to stem from one's inability to love who they are oh my god can you can you cue to the stars from the dragon heart soundtrack because this sounds like something that needs like something inspirational to go along with it will we get copyright for that oh I yeah I was about to say that I was about to say that okay does hate to make them feel better is it fun do these people get some sick high by opening wounds in people I truly believe they go to sleep at night and think about the things they have said to hurt people and it makes them feel worse this is psychoanalyzed my total right you know the quote I'm thinking of in it's part two or anybody who's seen that I don't know if wolf do you see the original TV movie one yeah I like when fuck is it Beth the older Beth she's like why does it have to hate why is it why is it so mean yeah okay so mm-hmm this is the side to hurtful people they don't want you to know or see deep down hurting people hurts them more than those they heard my stance on hate on the internet has it always will be to ignore it at all costs what a strange I choose never to respond to any of it because there's really no point no spotlight attention or recognition is deserved by these people not an ounce of energy should be exerted into communicating or highlighting the hurtful things these people say it's hard sometimes watching people say bad things about you when they've never met you to have people throw insults at you at you at will that's that's very redundant tonal like like your that's the wrong we're doing it like you're an actor on stage and you are getting pegged with tomatoes and rotten cabbages and to have to sit there it's a bit too big oh no no let's not make that I mean let's just knock up bail in bail in why would you have to do that no why would I not have bail and do that you have to you have to specify safe for me we can specify two different versions of it why does there have to be the not safe for work version why can't for research purposes I love the best five tomatoes and rotten cabbages like other tomatoes are fresh it's a hard situation to deal with but to avoid the bullying you have to deflect it feeding the trolls you shouldn't have capitalized the and fighting back will only results in more hate speech these people love the attention speech and they are craving for a response or a speech I never give it to them by not giving two fucks about it hey you're supposed to censor that tonal don't fucking swear I quite literally dodging the bloatway I quite literally I quite literally dodging the blow oh there's been a bad thing said about me in the past and I always get the same questions from most people what well that's one question not questions you did say question okay oh okay what do I have to say about it you're just assuming at this point is grammar is wrong and I have to provide a response that will always remain nothing well this is definitely nothing every single time anything hateful said about me has ever happened I've put it out of my mind I'm numb to it oh that's what this sounds like this that's what this sounds like I'm so numb much like many celebrities are are are wait what what okay look at that much like most celebrities are though I'm hardly in that position at all I just make YouTube videos for a small audience there's nothing beyond the you don't put quotation marks or parentheses after tonal that much like celebrities are you're supposed to pick up that sentence after much like celebrities are yeah it's like the inflection much like I think he forgot to write the rest of that he was too he was too stricken with grief and he lost his place much like celebrities are you can't engage with hate because it will eat you alive all my energy goes into the good souls of the world wow what a massive faggot to share my love and my attention with those that would rather bring others up than slam them into the dirt energy is limited especially as we get older focus on what's important to you and I promise you'll learn to accept the best way to deal with hate on the internet is to show those people that they mean nothing to you they won't get one second of my writing this manifesto writing all of this probably took longer than one what a strange thing to write oh total that was that was just one one big bitch that's all it was it was just one long big more hair crack I don't know about the timeline I'm pretty sure that's before his DMC 5 video came out but he had you know there's lots of other things that would have caused it that poor man you guys just leave me alone so yeah we're almost into meme videos now I just want to show you guys that the the creator of one of the memes we're gonna see is the 3d one the fabled 3d one and these oh this is the model for me and this is the model for what wolf and rags are in the good word thing so uh yo it's amazing that are by the way with the lightsaber is that something you had money of videos or did he put that together with other things I do not have a lightsaber no that's never been something I've had commissioned or worked on yes he customized it oh I didn't know you could like move the thing around yes left mouse right mouse and uh middle mouse will get you all your options oh rags is that like a picture that was just like photoshop where you oh you must have been holding something were you holding your glasses in that one oh that could be a yeah let me take a look it could be you like because that looks like unless they got like someone else to perfectly replicate a picture of you all right so what that is it looks like one of my just a basic standing pose that I had done orange or sitting um I yeah it looks like what he did was I had the glasses and the the cloth on my hand but he took off the glasses and cloth and then he took off the right arm and then just readjusted it a bit that's what I think yeah um if you zoom into the bottle for my uh character's hand the actual like little imprint of a rhino face on it oh hold on okay hold on let's see this oh how how do you zoom in on that part specific oh okay here we go yeah use the right yes uh lots of thanks well I mean we'll probably that's incredible is this going to be the meme to end all memes he said uh I photoshopped his glasses off his hand and added a cartoon saver with new glasses it looks very good yeah yes a new class of meme um and so watch together yes let's jump into the watch together because it would uh sensed to show that one first I believe it's called the nights of the app is everybody in let me get my watch together up I guess I closed it probably because I was fucking sick that panda shit how dare you insult the pandas how far are you are you okay there we go um epic laughs okay so this is the nights of fucking at least have more information with the old watch together but now I have to like do other things so the youtube channel is spook and it's uh yeah it's called the nights of being able to find a belt sp okay sp I was about to say zero zero oh okay and here we go so is the uh oh wait is everybody good food sound stuff yeah assuming it ever sounds good someone paused oh whoops whoops wait I think it's echoing in my in ah okay try that that didn't help okay all right that's okay yeah like I can't specifically confirm but I'm assuming everything is custom unless there may be some answers before he's probably gonna be able to confirm that also yeah uh that that theme song was from the clone wars I don't think it played long enough for it to be claimed let's just hope we make it past that what the hell is a cherry tomato oh bloody hell I don't know what a cherry tomato is so I can't I love how that's how it starts fantastic that's amazing okay okay well when I say when I said that I didn't know what you were talking about all you just had to say was well they're little tomatoes oh fuck let's get this over with hi I'm quitting reviews and this is a copy of Himalayan rags what are objective values what how's that one burning your expectations I'll just fuck off you tool Jesus and that wolf guy that wolf guy oh my god that was amazing the lightsaber with a hologram was so funny how do you click on the video oh my god that's a link if you guys here no just scroll down and it'll pop up in the top right oh cool I gotta click the like button okay here's here's a link everybody so that you can all like this video too it's called the knights of e-fap for those of you who are not watching this yeah and he did say all the assets were from scratch by the way pretty awesome wow oh which means I imagine he may want to make more stuff with it otherwise you know he's always fine I'm not saying I would love to see more 3d fap memes I'm not saying that I'm just saying I cannot believe that we have got to a point where someone took the time out of his day to animate 3d models of us arguing about cherry tomatoes and quintin in a 3d format that is amazing this is the best community ever this is the future it's what the future is the future yes um yeah this was uh creamy sheath pushed this out uh quite quickly after the newer trailer for it's oh wait that's actually a good point um I don't know if how much you'll you'll mind this rags because you don't want to see anything to do with avengers trailers but it's it's like a 18 second meme and it's it's just the only thing it confirms is the captain marvel is met thor that's gonna happen but we already knew that anyway okay we should be fine why not why not oh and hello there I like this one watch mollers follow am I always the woman because of aliens colonial marine that's where it all goes back to the woman for most of it it doesn't swap their characters because the game is so bad it completely flipped her character I thought that was the girl though yeah I started out as the girl that's yeah and then you were go and you were gonna shine your flashlight at me and you blew yourself up instead those are the yeah you were the chick for the vast majority of it I'm feeling I feel slighted it's just from I feel like I'm being misgendered on a daily basis it's like a week basis at most that's traumatic trauma is necessary as that's of the great tonald said people call pain with hurt um oh spook said it took around five weeks to make that well thank you lord lord yeah I love it though you all loved it it was great uh so the next one is from uh understanding or trying to that's actually the name of the uh the the uh channel and um understanding or trying to so it's a terminator two meme um ooh already I like the Disney it's its own thing oh god we haven't even got into like one frame yet and already hello there ladies and gentlemen I'm gonna have to do pausing for this shit as well and grow from understanding the difference between facts and feelings down on the floor now you're watching movies wrong you're watching movies wrong so let's try another example I love that there's a board there too yeah Jedi has no inconsistencies in either its characters or its plot right wrong to be inconsistent is qualified you're gonna love how simplistic it gets sometimes it may as well just be good guys bad guys okay I'm excited to mention it is simple you present the objective criteria then you satisfy the objective criteria and reach a conclusion in my subjective opinion do you understand that in the land of subject one man's nitpick is another man's no not murdering them just shooting them in the knee that's true actually like the content because john said I don't want you to kill anybody but stop a sit the robot is very consistent thing that it is logically written when it is proven not to be by any logical standard the facts exist I just killed Disney with the last Jedi you can feel as you do in support of them or regardless of them just don't be so stubborn as to just shooting the gas canisters out okay it's okay he's like actually happened rewatch God I thought you were a fan of this movie I haven't seen it before what is this one tormentor raman rater just how you felt a turtle a turtle gator oh yeah and like the bit at the end he actually shows like some goofs like there's a crew member but they and uh hello there another one there as well who's just sitting down with like earphones on or something yeah wait what you see that um it's on my screen yeah there's in the in the on the right hand side next to the man oh this is like this is a movie I've never noticed that before I'm gonna be a star subscribe some memas there you go they're all they're all working together to create meme hood and that's body just one more uh this one is from no consistency we got us brand new oh boy i'm even i have oh god it's probably with you twice to be honest we have a talking green person here and you won't even represent him isn't token the guy who wrote they he wrote the lord of the rings movies yes george our art token game of the rings is what it was he wrote game of the rings isn't it like there's nine rings and you've got to be a boss to earn a ring everyone once you get nine you win well the key is to get to nine rings and put them on your hands at the same time so that only one of your fingers doesn't have a ring on it gotta be the left fingers and it becomes like the powerful finger right you hold up the pinky and then everyone bends to your will my opinion the guy who started law right invented law i can't believe people pay us for this i love these i love how the recommended video is just the back of a black dude's head we have i just love the fucking russian wolf i was wondering what this was going to be you never know what they're gonna pick i was like i completely forgot we even did that i think it's perfectly highlighted yeah i was like who's the girl like i didn't even realize it first every week oh man yeah wonderful all right so uh we got a we got a starter and then we got the main event um we got good ol hello grito has put out a video it's only four minutes long explaining to us uh that the resistance bombers do actually make sense oh before we do that though i got a quick thing to say go for it um i have talked to jack no no no and it you don't don't don't don't yeah i know um so we haven't set up any debate yet um but it went civilly we plan on talking again so yeah that happened there we go you frightened will also a bad movie i want to give them a bit of like you know what did you talk about you know how to go yeah you talk about well well yes of course we did um well we i if you've seen uh jack video it it went about as um the conversation went pretty much like any jack video would which you guys can fill in the blanks there it's uh it went as you would expect it to go but it was civil we were nice to each other and we still talk we're planning on talking again he's gonna hook up again huh oh absolutely well good yeah also willow it's a bad movie i'm glad you're putting yourself out there wolf yes i am glad i'm glad you're really on that i'm really i'm glad you're getting on the getting out and about getting in the scene of things glad you're on the market again yeah i just i i do think it's sweet that jack is courting you but you're you're responding to it you know it's a it's a relationship to be bloomed you know that's that's the take i think that's the correct one to bloom the blooms mauler back me up here willow was a bad movie i don't know what you mean i'm gonna leave you hanging well we were just talking about that no willow okay here's the thing with willow it is a very bad knock off of the lord of the rings because george lucas tried to get the rights to the lord of the rings but he couldn't get him so he spitefully made willow instead and it's really terrible and you only like it because of nostalgia purposes like you have to take off those glasses it's bad yeah i'm doing an audio commentary for it soon and i did a rewatch of it and it's it's just funny how thread bear all of the beats are but yet all of the beats are there as in like very similar to lord of the rings to the point where i was like man i could literally rip off of it i could have believed this came out after peter jacks is lord of the rings like i would have been like yeah that makes sense with how much this company sucked up got up from the books you're like oh yeah but even like congratulations you're the fellowship part of it where they like leave his hometown with like seven guys or whatever and then like they barely have any development and then like all of them go home and he's on his own and then he meets another dude who's supposed to be the stand-in for what i assume is aragon and then there's the romance where it's like i love you and she's like wow so bad do you have money do you have the nine rings on your fingers they didn't even do the nine rings man didn't even do the nine rings instead it was like this really annoying baby that you're just like can i just die already can we can we well that's just any baby i just i read that uh i feel apparently the the filming took long enough that um the baby outgrew like the holder thing that they had to get a new baby they were like desperately like get us a new baby that's what yeah well luckily all babies look the same so it's no big deal will it was better because it hired actual little people instead of forced perspective wouldn't oh it's a it's a win for inclusion i was gonna say wouldn't the latter be more impressive as a technical feat that's a mention no one was really a particularly good actor in that film whereas the lord of the rings had excellent acting um well yeah that's that's it's height appropriation not to mention we're i don't think the people in willow were hobbits there were just little people okay they're called elwins i believe that was their race that's not the same thing they've ever placed all the races like that sounds like some oc bullshit something like niggini is what they call humans i think that's what it was i watched it recently i should remember this i've completely no oh what did i tell you the yeah the the name for the film originally was gonna be munchkins munchkins yeah really yeah which is super fucking awkward but luckily it got changed because good god what they changed it to willow it lost to willow well yeah not to mention not to mention the lord of the rings did have little people for um certain shots where it wasn't focusing in on the character's faces there you go or a forced perspective literally was not possible so there we go you're already right oh yeah uh is everyone ready to jump into this resistance bomb his video let's jump right into this i haven't seen that stahl's thing of you what that uh stahl's movie uh t lj i think it's the last yeah yeah i think yeah i think i saw it on the tv somewhere oh sweet okay you'll know the context then i saw it on a screen somewhere big trouble in little tibie i don't get the whole reference but i get where it's coming from you guys seem big trouble in little china uh no man that was years ago i saw munchkins though it was like decades ago so much that was little trouble on the big screen yeah uh big yeah lord of the rings i want to know when it came out one second 1986 wow my brain is trusty today trust we're the trustal we're thelton donald uh anyway let's just kick on shall we do not trust your mind it lies to you or your eyes they might you too oh body is set against you thus traitors around every corner watch out adigan i don't even want to ask who that was supposed to be there's actually an official explanation about the resistance bombs but i personally don't think that the official explanation is really necessary according to the last year i visual dictionary the bombs are magnetic which hang on okay our mac okay so two things in microgravity but are impelled i didn't even know the word impelled they're impelled it's like compelled but impelled impelled they got a rocks impelled from the racks sorry i sequenced electromagnetic plates in the clip the bombs are then killed by magnetically they're unfortunate targets if the bomb fortunate targets the bombs could then i guess they have something to prevent them from being drawn from each other because that would be awkward wouldn't it um but in fairness to you anything that sticks to other things will almost inherently stick to itself but is it wet lay in the ocean grito maybe if this was explained in the movie i could all forgive it but it's not so i don't care about your stupid book that nobody read he in finnish he ditches this immediately he's not a fan of it anyway well it's like why defend this at all why why make this a video why defend this of all the things because of all things to defend why this thing i'm pretty sure he's gonna make that argument in reverse like of all the things to attack why this well it's just one of the many many things to attack which it's just on our big list it's on our scroll that we unfurl at parties does that mean you just need a copper star destroyer to be immune to the bomb it's like you see the right metal you'll be fine magnetic which you know that makes sense but it's not really a necessary explanation i think magnets kind of complicates things look obviously there's artificial gravity on all of these spaceships there's an up benda down inside of the crafts if you drop a lollipop it'll fall to the bottom of the bomber that doesn't make sense though um let's see where he goes with it and then release the bombs on their vertical track they will fall down and continue their trajectory based off of their momentum this requires no magnet so like this all right so when logic was on when we had logic we were talking about these bombers for a long time and we we understood that this this doesn't work you can't use that you can't use momentum to bring these things out of the ship the reason why you can't do that is because you only are going to be gathering the momentum while you're inside the microgravity of the ship you're not gonna gain it once you enter no atmosphere which means the bombs at the very bottom have much less time to gather all that momentum which means that the bombs at the top are gonna have a lot more time to gather momentum and go much faster like a like a bullet leaving leaving a rifle like his visualization here is extremely charitable that's not what the bombs at the top will make though they'll be held up by the bombs at the bottom and if anything they will speed fast and hit the bombs below them because they've had more time to gain momentum and if you argued well they cannot be detonated by themselves or the other bombs this there's a thing that makes that happen you'd be like okay but it would just knock them around you start to see them clump just below the fucking bomber itself because you know what would have fixed all of this if they used missiles this is like every other star it's like once you realize how inefficient this is you're like why don't you just have a missile because ryan johnson just had to have his stupid world war two moment that nobody cares about if they i was about to say if they dropped one at a time from the biggest height from each rack one one one i could see some form of but then i just be like that's so inefficient compared to using it in any other way yeah because you'd still have to fly on top of whatever you're trying to shoot at instead of just shooting missiles from a distance and zooming away like it's a really really really really really fucking stupid design you need to get over that and accept the fact that ryan johnson made a terrible decision put my world war two movie yes kinetic technology no technological explanation you have a payload you have a payload door and if you drop the bombs from a place with earth like gravity to a place with no gravity the bombs will continue their path at the speed of freefall until they hit something or something hits them newtons first law of motion oh so you don't understand it okay it's gonna say like a little bit awkward but i was like oh so you don't understand it okay there's actually kind of a scientifically accurate way of explaining the bombs using the same gravity that people claim makes the bombs unbelievable one of the strangest complaints i've heard about the last Jedi and look i have problems with the last no you don't i can't believe i have to keep fucking saying you always cuck yourself for this stupid movie hey man you always passive aggressive i mean he always passive aggressively defends this film and then pretends like he doesn't like it as much as he obviously does i don't know i think i think he's like you guys hating it too much it should have some hate but not as much as like people who hate it oh good yeah which it yeah yeah which is why he's defending the bombers mm-hmm strange yeah this is the same guy who's so maybe he's made a lot of points about a lot of different elements i just know that he made this one but i mean we also watched that other video where he was like does it really matter if raisin do it's like yeah it does oh my god i hate this hack and one of the things that people seem to have a problem with is gravity like i've seen countless videos and comments and posts about how people have a problem that there are bombers that drop bombs in star wars and then it doesn't make sense with how gravity works in the real world hey hey this is star wars you're gonna have a problem with the loss of physics don't apply if it's as basic as gravity then yes if you fuck up gravity i'll be like yeah that's just kind of weird i want to know how far i can push this weird principle it's like that you can't see anything throughout the whole movie and i'm like yeah light light isn't realistic in star wars so it's all dark okay like what what if you just have characters randomly jumping 30 feet in the air and landing without a problem and jumping off a cliffs and well if you're just gonna ignore if you're just gonna ignore basic physics for everything then what's the danger what's the this what's the that but like and the fact that he uses a star wars helmet is like uh do you okay all right i see you the they take a lot of they work with the fact that there's no gravity in space in a lot of other elements so it's like is that dumb are you saying like it's unnecessary that they do like the fact that they would have a blue um a holographic sort of like lining against the hanger to the outside of space to imply that uh it's not a vacuum because they have this technological field would he be watching that being like it doesn't matter star wars you don't need to put that there yeah it's just space like it's just a fucking yeah okay in real life it would be a vacuum you don't need to do that it's his star wars i don't need that i just be sitting there like oh would you mind if i have it does it does it bother your experience we should just go by jimmy neutron rules where they don't need to have helmets in space he's a kid with an act for adventure yeah now with his fat friend is retarded friend in a franchise that has taken more liberties when it comes to the laws of physics than any other franchise now more liberties with music in the background it's generic background track for video essay but um uh you guys think the stars is the franchise has taken the most liberties with physics what about treasure planet oh that's that's a far better that's a way better example i'm trying to give like okay even adventures maybe like there's a lot of crazy fucking shit that happens in that i don't know i'd love to just hear examples if he said you can hear sounds in space i would just like to hear the diagetic versus non-diagetic thing um but also get out that uh it's a consistent ruling as opposed to this being fucking strange because you know you'd be like wouldn't there be a redesign for a lot of things if this was the case but references um if someone said lightsabers they're not real i should be like mm-hmm our argument isn't that it's unrealistic inconsistent is inconsistent it makes no fucking sense terminate a liquid metal time travel come on hello that makes more sense than star wars is when you're gonna have a problem with it interesting the explanation like when things example oh okay never mind the examples is self-evident is when you're gonna have a problem with it interesting the explanations for things in star wars are always fun right but if you're looking for scientific accuracy in the wars you're looking at the wrong franchise are bombs in space kind of a stupid weapon in space uh well like all of this is a non-argument this isn't an argument well it's dumb look we can we can we can suspend our disbelief to an extent like sounds in space explosions in space like that's just so it does not it's not actually boring you know yeah but once you start saying okay um bombs can fall through space like nothing or leia can survive through space like nothing that's when you've broken that immersion those can destroy trees with lightning what i suppose it is in real life if the air force was designing some kind of space-to-space weapon they probably wouldn't use bombs or torpedoes or bullets or lasers they'd probably come up with something new right but this is star wars where things are very world war two where space you mentioned lasers why don't i i don't why are things world war two world war two is well there's plenty a lot of the original inspirations for the vehicle spacecraft are taken from world war two designs that's why people try and justify ryan johnson's one has been like it's it's also like from world war two but it's just like if i had you know fucking a panzer tank in space just floating there and i'm like see world war two yeah it's just imagery yeah it's like world war two why can't it have the aesthetic of something from world war two but also be functional and practical and that makes sense in its own world like that he said lasers that was like see world war two do you guys remember what that laser smells yeah a secret nazi moon base space program yeah maybe he's referencing cap like captain america first avengers where they have the laser weapons maybe he thinks that's like history or documentary or whatever it is history that's how we got the first thing is if they're in earth's atmosphere sorry do you say the first event i'm pretty sure the first avenger was captain marvel do sorry sorry about that you probably didn't know you probably thought i don't talk about that you probably made that mistake he's the second avenger she's the original in fact the team actually adopted her name for their team name because she's so awesome i can't believe that's a thing the sphere where the empire chooses to send giant slow ass mechanical elephants to the snow coming from one direction instead of deploying units on all flakes i i can yeah i guess those look like most people say camels before elephants yeah yeah but yeah um and yeah i just want to remark on the idea that he's criticizing these things in a battle that they dominated like yeah i get it they're not as good as they could potentially be there's criticisms to be had there but i mean the hoth was defeated with ease with these things so seem to have no problem with that yeah um and i suppose you could say well the bomber did was successful and it's like yeah for some reason that they just don't shoot it somehow 20 basically because of a fluke it was just the last one to explode i mean they they they had to give it plot armor essentially in order to destroy three of them and it wasn't even aiming while the red bite yeah completely but it was yeah it was wreckage unmanned wreckage destroyed it yeah the last uh the last one just doesn't get shot at or at least if it does it doesn't do anything you know and it's just like yeah it just random it just gets plot armor they gave the last bomber plot armor so we could get to where it needed to be and the other ones yeah they got fucked up but this one like the 8080s you know this is it was like a full-on fucking fleet of them i don't know what you would say for 8080s but how many of them destroyed i want to say like four at most i can't remember there being much more than that face from the sky there's a lot of silly tactics in star wars a lot of silly when it's dumb it's fine because other things are dumb oh man again i'm curious where his line would be how dumb does it have to be before you go okay this is too dumb attack that doesn't really also yeah well someone's highlighting the other the empire couldn't uh used aircraft because they get shot down by the the nipple gun the problem is that um i guess he's saying the 8080s design is dumb they'd have a better land vehicle than that one that could you know actually account for the fact that if it was attacked from behind i think how long an 8080 would take to actually attack something behind it like oh fuck give me a second for like an hour later that's why it was deployed against a stationary base target that's uh fair again again i think that the argument is less that they were effective and more that they were poorly designed compared to what they could have been but uh they still achieved the goal really well so i'm mostly like to say that it was a dumb decision by the empire i'll be like how not in this case aren't the 8080s essentially thanks like they're supposed to take damage from the um i think that's fair yeah it's just i mean lasers don't really affect them you gotta trip them well they shoot it after tripping it and it blows up i always found that weird remember that oh yeah that's true i don't know if it meant that when they were tripped over they lose shielding or something it's been a few years since i actually watched the original trilogy we should do that they need movies i like those star wars movies do you like it do you guys like them yeah i like the first three i've heard they're pretty decent they're neat i heard that every single one after rotj just you know stop being good getting better star wars a lot of silly title that doesn't really make sense if you're looking through the lens of scientific accuracy or the way things work in the real world the phantom menace two armies squaring off across yeah it's done oh my god he realizes nobody defends the phantom menace right yeah like he's inviting that people defend that we're not looking for scientific realism we're just looking for a reasonable level intelligence from the people who design and use the things in this series the clockwork gent said all terrain armored transport it's literally in the name what they do yeah and there's this criticism to be made i think it's fine as transport but if not a bit slow compared to other options armored certainly armored all terrain i'm not sure it works in all terrain like an 8080 how does an 8080 deal with i don't know a mountain it fucking shoots it down and walks over it's probably because i'm a slice and dice unless it means like all reasonable terrain i don't know like what about a deep snow art art at well uh i believe funnily enough the the 8080s in rogue one are called 8080 arties i believe that's what their names are someone's gonna correct me on that and they stand for like something slightly different but uh yeah slice and dice brothers well i've even heard the opinion bombers that's old technology which is an opinion held by a lot of people about way more in the sequel trilogy than just the resistance bombers and what's really interesting to me wait hang on i need to go back i'm lost on context bombers are old two armies playing off across from one another in a giant in the civil war the empire strikes back had bombers as well i'm confused the the difference there is important though because those were like balls of light they were getting dropped out of the ship so we could assume they were projected and they shoot that's mentioned they were far smaller and far faster yeah like they're very different um we're fine with it being the idea is that they need to shoot below them without heading below them you know what i mean because it's like if they would yeah how are these people so stupid that they just they keep bringing up these false equivalences and they just don't even get it like a y-wing and the tie bombers are way more effective like how is that that difficult to understand especially because rogue one came out before this and we see recently the y-wings doing stuff even rogue one is a better star wars movie and rogue one wasn't even good that was the one from rogue one this is all terrain armored cargo transport that's act even heard the opinion bombers that's old technology which is an opinion held by a lot of people about way more in the sequel trilogy than just the resistance bombers and what's really interesting to me is this is the exact same argument that we heard about the prequels and the original trilogy in the late 90s and the early 2000s like they're bad is i was gonna say just because people made the argument before doesn't invalidate the argument in fact that might be a good argument then keep using it people are like why does the older stuff seem newer than the newer movies in the timeline it's very funny how a lot of these arguments are cyclical wait wait hang on is that an actual criticism why is it that the technology in the prequel seems better than the ones in the ot there is an answer for that being that the republic is at its height in the prequels and then the resistance or the rebels sorry are like threadbare resources in the ot definitely a power shift what about the empire because they've been in demand for like 20 what is what did the empire have in the prequels that outclasses what they have in the ot well the empire doesn't exist in the prequels well you know what i mean the republic at the end of which is a revenge of the safe i mean they seem to have way better and more effective technology than yeah i have i mean it's definitely a death starsher well like what though uh i don't remember what the name of it was like on geonosis in the second one there was those no no um it was like the atat but it was smaller and faster and you couldn't exactly walkers with the six legs on them yeah oh i think i know what you're talking about they're like a little spider i know that they had a been yeah they had them in like battlefront two or something the cis had that vehicle wasn't it i can't remember if that was the republic or not no no that was definitely the republic they're like everyone's saying att i mean let me google att oh i know what you're talking about yeah though yeah it was like that big thing on the geonosis map that everyone tried to get a mean i know what you mean i'll post it this is the one oh fuck i hate it when you don't link to google yeah if it's so bad that how come everyone in the battlefront game tried to get it as quick as they could um it's not bad i'm saying it's better that's the one you're talking about right hold on gotta pull up discord yeah that's the one so like i don't know for sure but i'm assuming an atat blast would destroy one of those the atat's are way bigger than those yeah but you'd think that they would try to make it a little bit more like that like more like not able to be tripped up like the atat's are uh yeah well this is the thing if the argument is the atat's could be better constructed i i agree with that it just seems weird that they would go from that which looks more effective as a transport i think i'd agree with that for for for its purpose that thing seems more effective than an atat in fact it could for all i know the atat and that could disable each other i don't fucking know there's only one way to find out the one in the arena what should be mentioned is that the atat is a transport vehicle it's in the name while that isn't so like is it completely fair to compare them i don't know i don't know why they sent atat's on hoth if they were transport vehicles primarily though it seems and how many people can you transport in an atat oh well quite a few i don't know they have a very inefficient design oh i i genuinely don't know so probably a decent amount i don't know luke gets inside one of its bodies right at one point doesn't seem that big but well he he like goes up to the bottom of it yeah these are questions for the star wars superfans the people in chat are probably going to be able to answer while we're just like well if you're going to compare the real world physics of gravity well then we might as well talk about the new republic basically being demilitarized after the galactic civil war yeah that's kind of weird very weird non-film canon so you would expect a lot of the same type of equipment to be used 30 years later or what about the fact that in the real world we still fly seahawk helicopters that are 30 years old okay do we have any new technology just curious tons no no rex just new tech no new tech is always being developed like that's just how it works like there's a star wars like like other science fiction stuff like dune is a slightly good example a slightly worse example but warhammer is an excellent example of like technological stagnation or you just get to a point and it kind of needs to stay where it is for like the story and everything you know and i think star wars because the star wars timeline spans like thousands of years and everyone's still using blasters and spaceships and stuff like that i mean it's not like this is also we still use swords ballers like i don't think many people are using swords in combat maybe i'll give knives for sure but that's usually a backup yeah but swords are obsolete yeah you see we still stab someone but no one uses them like yeah we have this with a sword these days we have this movie called uh the last samurai which kind of explains why swords against guns don't exactly work very well unless it's a lightsaber in which case you can deflect uh well sure but you can't do that with like a literal sword yeah you can if you're skilled enough you can wolf geez you don't what you do is you break a sword i guess it would depend on the sword it depends on the bullet in the sword yeah i think you actually can though the problem is the timing is really tough in the accuracy yeah unless it was like in a controlled environment like you had a like a stationary position haven't you seen adam a sword's better than guns i frequently bring my trusted kodachi into combat i have killed many bad on its blade oh beautiful um all right let's draw him back a little bold we still fly seahawk helicopters that are 30 years old and planes that are 50 plus years old and sail on ships that are even older than that whoa and the united states military we don't use those in open combat though and yet like there's a uh the first order updated the star destroyers for some reason like they change them so that they're like double decors if you look at the actual designs i'm not even sure why they did but they did so they can slice and dice better more you see why your point regarding laser execution weapons is weak in star wars no it is super retarded to have an axe laser as an execution weapon on call on a ship i i can't i don't know why i have to explain all the degrees in which that's so fucking stupid um why would they have that why would they have two blades why would it have two blades you just get a little weird neck piece that comes out i don't understand that i'm waiting for them to put someone in a laser guillotine they have to put their head down it's just a laser that comes down but a guys it's like world war two what they had guillotines i don't know uh star wars hell of a budget look i like complaining about stuff too in star wars sometimes arguments and complaints relative to the rest of the saga relative to some of the movies and moments that individual i'm confused this is an argument that you make when you don't have an argument but he opened this video with two counter arguments one being the one from the book one being his own assumption on how it works and then he spends the rest of videos saying you don't need to argue this yeah it's like if you don't have an answer then just give up don't make this video like if this if i was scripting this out and this is what i came up with i'm like i'm not making this video because i i can't actually defend the design of this bomber um accost kovacs said how about a laser rope for hagging and um uh ben musta said world war two had laser guillotines we would you guys didn't know you heard of world's why like our kind of goofy oh that's it oh you didn't yeah that's it didn't present an argument really you just sort of gave up and like yeah but it doesn't matter he's like i don't know hello group of strange he doesn't make very good videos does he he makes these pretty quickly i think this is sort of like a um like someone asked him a question he's like all right the bombers are they dumb well the in-house gravity for the ship would have pushed him out that makes sense and he doesn't even need to make sense done what was the thing i'm so it's a laser poison like a laser poison drink this drink this plasma hemlock that's how we kill our space philosopher can anyone top laser poison that's probably the top tier laser poison is really good here drink this laser no yeah so he does have a family he does have like lots of commitments that are outside of video making so i think that and this isn't supposed to be like a slight i just don't think that he would even say that he spent a huge amount of time on this he seems to have recorded it in one go and it's mainly just about whether or not the bombers make sense just like yeah oh by the way moeller i want you to to check out his channel check check his views well i know he likes 100 we've covered him before oh really uh because he had like 200 200k subscribers and his views are like seven thousand well i'm shocked it's that high it's weird that he's made that video the one we just watched was a day ago he released that like that would have been a little bit out of date a year ago oh laser yeah someone said laser vaccinations oh those give you laser autism oh god bragg is uh wet laser wet laser laser is wet and so laser mill laser mace laser cyanide capsule laser chairs laser ad-divac laser brood laser tits laser chairs i like that so laser pants it's the new ikea line laser strap on sounds interesting so this next one's gonna be weird because good ol devil may cry five came out and it's hated nobody likes the game everyone's been saying it's terrible it's clunky it was a quick release has there's loads of microtransactions and loot boxes and it doesn't even boot up on launch you have to get a bunch of hacks it's like the worst thing ever and uh so our good friend ton bloke made a review of it and of course you know he just offers his innocent opinion and the hate came to deal pain to him through hate and the hate mongers of the toxic brood came for him and so um he ended up taking a lot of flak for his review have you seen his review at all no nope oh i haven't i've only heard i've only heard the legends yes so uh this video got taken down by tonal himself apparently he did not like the response he got from his audience even though i'm pretty sure he specified as like it's just his opinion but apparently that did not work like i've said before it's a shield the shield will not work if you say something like um i don't Tony Stark is a woman in my opinion people will just be like that doesn't that's not and they're just like it's my opinion it's like that's where you get in this for us like it's my opinion is subjective let me alone it doesn't always work it doesn't always protect you sometimes you say a thing and people will just they will hurt you with pain what was the what was the quote i keep fucking it up he they'll attack you with pain they'll pain you with bill they'll inflict pain on you by hurting you you get to look at Tony Stark so uh it got re-uploaded um or at least found um and we're gonna check it out so we want you want to make it known he did get rid of this you wanted to so i guess i'm not sure if that means that he disagrees with it now or that he just didn't want to you have it be a lightning rod for hate oh well you know tonal he always ends up disagreeing with something he said so let's be nice all right ten minutes treat it's a lot shorter than i thought treat our low hey guys respect and yeah so the way this will work is all right rags and wolf will just enjoy the augmentation while appa bend is gonna be our fact checker um okay it's gonna be wonderfully interesting well here here we go here we go here we go guys tonal glow yeah we're prepared now after the mixed reactions of dmc in 2013 devil may cry is back with its fifth mainline entry releasing on the eighth of march i've had a chance to beat the game this past week and this is my review i'm sorry this this means a lot to me because i do this in the april fools video three times oh oh yeah tomorrow's april fool oh yes it's coming and i just it's just the cut to just a clip of the game it's it's always so like what oh oh okay it's always so like dramatic too like you're not expecting it just boom so let's say let's hit spoiler i'm so what was hold up hold up zoom in is that auto mode that i saw right there on the top right you need to you need to be put that on your pocket app about you're gonna need that at a moment okay i've had a chance to beat the game this past week hold on before we go on further i i've never played devil may cry so i know nothing about it what is auto mode all right so in devil may cry there are uh two difficulties there's the human mode there's the devil hunter now you can have an assist mode where you can just press rescue basically press one button and it will do the combos for you whereas in the game normally you have to pull off a combination of buttons to yourself so assist mode basically just one button just so hold on it's it's uh it's literally just taking the combos and making it oh you don't have to do the combos the game just yeah that's retarded as a lot of people refer to its journalist mode wonderful so yeah you know it might change your experience the campaign to cheese the blood why is it spoiler free oh a great and terrible devil may cry is a franchise that was initially written by tonal oak twitter.com slash downward thrust come on make sure you follow written by tonal oak he's he's fucking huffing his farts with his shit such an awesome game though just accept that your name is tonal from now on come on you can do i'm waiting for that to to to to pop up in a top comment on one of his videos i really want someone to say like hey don't love the video i really appreciate your work i want him to yeah for him to like press the love button on it devil may cry is a franchise that was initially supposed to be resident evil four a game that came out nearly 15 years ago but somewhere in development it took a life of its own it became one of capcom's most adored and quirky franchises in devil may cry 5 players control a cast of three characters nero from devil may cry 4 v a new character and of course series veteran Dante devil may cry has always been well known for its over the top gameplay cringy one liners in a good way and it's extremely detailed hair who brought the marshmallows is i'm bringing the fire five is no exception throwing us into a story of familiar demon hunting beset by non-stop action cutscenes in extremely linear story sections tonal that's a really weird really really his editing is so strange really really abrupt cut i'm i'm still triggered with the autumn would you say right has he never watched the video himself i don't think he's like he doesn't know what they are he's just like an alien pretending to make a human video or so it's kind of like tommy weizo it's a movie that you know yeah it seems like it's made by someone that is human but has a vague understanding of what a movie is supposed to be yeah something like that i just love the rabbit because who i think i could have sworn it might be joseph anison i'm not sure who it was i watched who started doing intercutting like clips and then they stopped doing it because they realized it was dumb there was a creator i was following who was doing it and i just remember it just like makes me laugh the tonal just decided to commit and he's doing it even more set by non-stop action cutscenes in extremely linear story sections i don't know what that gameplay supposed to highlight you know hold on he said story sections we need to listen to story sections and then went on the show just random gameplay that has no story at all we gotta break down the sentences because tonal is special in this way i need to listen to this like because i'm wondering if that clip was for evidence for demon hunting beset by non-stop action cutscenes in extremely linear story sections non-stop action cutscenes in extremely is that supposed to be action cutscenes or are these separations is he supposed to never really know it there are separations there are no action cutscenes or quick time events but what if he means action cutscene by a cutscene where action takes place there well there are actions in the cutscenes but you don't mean right like like there's just a battle in a cutscene well there is but there isn't an action that you as a player do in the cutscene this is tonal look like just the way he delivers the sentence and well we can figure this out i'm sure we can crack this yeah yes yes growing us into a story of familiar demon hunting beset by non-stop action cutscenes in extremely linear story sections how bizarre non-stop non-stop action cutscenes in extremely linear action do you know i mean action cutscenes my brain is forgetting trying to figure this sentence out what do you guys go for action cutscene it's the same thing he does in all of his videos and that tirade that we read earlier he doesn't understand like english the way that anyone else understands it then also that this is why did he play a cutscene here as well why did he go with gameplay what did it make sense yeah i know that's the thing it's like he doesn't understand like how to speak in any way sorry i'm so i'm actually invested in understanding hunting beset by non-stop action cutscenes in extremely linear so it's supposed to be non-stop action cutscenes and extreme blah blah blah that's what the sentence is supposed to be but he's delivered it in such a bizarre way this this is classic tonal i get it i get it now he always tricks me with this stuff he keeps me on my toes near story sections i'm still triggered with the ultimate the noise changes it's like i'm just talking and then okay all right that's gameplay i can hear it now tell me about it oh baller is there an option to like play this video on 0.5 speed so that i can probably yes oh yes there is we'll play it at 075 i guess i don't want to go too far i don't know how this does for sinking issues this will be interesting put it at 0.5 now let's see okay okay pretty simple the format here is pretty simple okay okay okay The boss battle upon the finale rents and repeat the best rollback rollback way before that okay the format here is pretty simple players follow and complete 15 to 20 minute missions with high quality cutscenes provided before and after each with a boss battle upon the finale rinse and repeat the best part about Devil May Cry 5 that will go a long way to make fans happy is that it never takes itself too seriously often dialogues extremely cheesy overly confident or just do you hear that he's supposed to say often dialogue can be but he said often dialogue can be very like it's a running sentence it's like a power he has it it's amazing the way he emphasizes words is just yeah total superpower is the lack of grammar in his sentences look is the Pablo Picasso of oratory yes yes to all of that a long way to make fans happy is that it never takes itself too seriously often dialogues extremely cheesy overly confident or just plain weird ironic why is Kylo Ren in this movie yeah that's that's that's him cut scenes and all that's actually him no no no that's not no that's not I don't driver but people calling okay I cry fives story is incredibly fun to watch play out in the game's various cutscenes and all it's incredibly fun to watch play out in see that he fucked up because he's reading his own work and he thinks it's incredibly fun to watch okay so he reads let's watch that in zero late in half speed again that needs a slow motion you can't do this to put total no I'm not that part hey do you do parties while we're on our enthusiastic and half speed is it actually yes I do as a matter of fact devil might cry fives story is incredibly fun to watch oh god incredibly fun to watch play out play out devil may cry fives actually works devil may cry fives story is incredibly fun to watch play out in the game's various cutscenes and all that inflection upwards that he takes it is actually a superpower he nails it I will put him back to normal speed don't worry tunnel we got you back but chronic part is it actually works devil may cry fives story is incredibly fun to watch play out in the game's various cutscenes and all the characters are extremely well done especially nico this lunatic hillbilly psychic who drives this bus she's absolutely hilarious excuse me psychic that that um that that ain't right psychic I don't I don't recall nico being a psychic a scientist yes but a psychic right can we get um that line in slow motion yes yes please that line just especially with the long pregnant pauses would be perfect oh sidekick my bad I misheard or is incredibly fun to watch play out in the game's various cutscenes and all the characters are extremely well done especially nico this lunatic especially hillbilly psychic who drives this bus she's absolutely hilarious he sounds like he's he's so much more entertaining in slow motion all right there we're gonna var to devil he almost sounded excited there yeah he went up he went up he was he was into this he went up oh the narrative arc to devil my god he sounds like brekkine pretty solid moves forward at a good pace and the missions are what you'd expect from the franchise they're whoa whoa whoa okay can you can you can you roll back for a bit it's a little hard for me to with it when he's talking slow it's kind of hard for me to stick with the whole thought because it takes so long yeah we'll we'll go back there short their action packed and there's even a seamless co-op option for those connected to the internet during those connections though i was playing on a review copy so you guys heard of the internet we all heard of the internet nice one tonal do you get to review copies good stuff there's even a seamless co-op option for those connected to the internet during certain missions though i was playing on a review copy so i didn't get the chance to experience this wait wait wait uh can you roll back roll back for a bit what did he say a seamless co-op did he just say a seamless co-op he said a seamless co-op action i'm assuming he means that you can drop in drop out or something there isn't a way for you well there is a way for you to notice other player but there isn't a way for you to literally play the game and beat the monsters together it's co-op you it's it's co-op in the same way you invading someone's twitch is co-op wait the player what is the co-op exactly then okay so so okay let me so let me explain you so you see his play narrow the main character he's playing right there so usually in that area where you see the containers that's where the other character v is playing when the other player pops in so when you were crossing monsters here v where the other the other character v that was played by another player he will pop in right on the container area so essentially interaction between players no there's no interaction between player oh they're just like in the background also fighting yeah they're just in the background fighting um do they earn anything or do they help out the other player in any way do they get them things or there is well there is one mission but not all missions have co-op so there is some co-op in some way some some some level in co-op but not in all missions well if i was playing a co-op if i was reviewing a co-op game and it said hey we have co-op but you don't actually cooperate with the other players i would make a that i'd make a pretty big note of that wait did you i thought you said that there was there was like is there any time where you can fight alongside a player against yes but not not all of them not all the time um in fairness as long as he didn't say all missions or anything that would still mean he's accurate i think expect from the franchise they're fun they're short they're action packed and there's even a seamless co-op option for those connected to the internet during certain missions though i think that i think that deserves some qualification because when people say seamless co-op all right i'll play with my friends you did say during certain missions but it's weird that yeah i don't know why you wouldn't talk a bit more about that i guess because he said he didn't get to play it so yeah it needs to be clarified because because the co-op in devil may cry five is very it's very loose it's very loosely defined though i was two missions have co-op apparently okay playing on a review copy so i didn't get the chance to experience this very much i don't know i had a great time for the most part of the campaign wow devil may cry five does something have it well i co-op in general if it's going to yeah that yeah that's what i said like co-op the co-op is very loose loosely defined right so devil may cry five telling someone it's co-op is like you need you really need to say more because that's not really a great amount of yeah two out of 20 missions yeah two out of 20 is not really co-op very difficult to notice i agree with that statement great time for the most part of the campaign devil may cry five does something i don't like particularly in games which is interrupt quite a bit during gameplay especially within the first few hours oh it's a key hunting mission oh it's just a key hunting mission like you've seen that in a lot of ways the the level design of devil may cry all right let's devil may cry five is very much like and it's just key hunting and then fighting monsters and then that's it it didn't okay yeah i was just gonna say let's see what he how he qualifies i think he's about to the game just loves to pause itself and throw up a tutorial box with every opportunity it gets be it's introducing a new mechanic a new item and why would you don't want a tool tip when you get a new mechanic i would like that please that's good how how can he bitch about too many tips and he's playing on robot robot robot for a bit robot for a bit i'm missing a lot of context uh so loves to pause itself and throw up a tutorial box with every opportunity it gets be it's introducing a new mechanic a new item a new ability a new system you i don't know why you wouldn't want that uh that's fine why okay i'm not saying you can tell tutorials off and you can skip apparently you can skip someone said you can skip all of that i don't know if they mean the video and the cutscene and the the tool tip you can you can skip like the cutscene where you know you see the if you're back there's like there's something that's blocking off the way you can skip that cutscene and someone brought up a good point did he just say that a non-stop action game interrupts him i think he did say it's the part he doesn't like so kind of you can't call it non-stop action then i just want to know why is he complaining about tutorials when he has easy mode turned on that does the work for him he's playing easy mode he doesn't play easy mode early on in the game he plays auto mode like late when he's playing as Dante he's playing because he couldn't figure out the combos you can tell when he turned on auto yeah i can tell where you turn on auto unless not all of this is his gameplay oh yeah that's actually possible with with a good old tonal system you can interact with it even pauses the game after most fights or when you interact with certain terrain features via kind of a segway transition cutscene showing you that the area is now clear and directing you which way to go you can skip that you can skip it yeah you can skip that yeah then i don't i don't know he says that's kind of strange this isn't new okay yeah keep playing keep playing this is something that increasingly got out of my nerves as time increasingly increasingly arguably increasingly tax returns only got out of my nerves as time went on thankfully though excuse me did he say thankfully you can skip that he actually acknowledges you can skip pasta what's the problem is it the fact that they exist that increase like this is a review this is what i would call like a token like point against it like if you never say anything bad like you have to it's almost feels like well i gotta say something bad about it oh so i'll put this meaningless mean thing in consequential tiny little thing don't you mean i bring it up it's like it annoys me but i can skip and whatever i want okay good to know i guess i'm dizzy gonna i'm okay let's see if he qualifies the fact that it's time went on like it's a good thankfully though you can skip past them but considering the player doesn't know if the interruption is one of these segway moments or an actual cutscene it's often dangerous to skip them because you don't want to skip out on stuff oh so you're saying that you don't you don't want to skip them in case the cutscenes is that his point he's saying don't skip cutscenes because they might have important information like no fucking shit well he's so the ones that's like hey player go over here next he's saying he wants to be able to skip those ones and he can but he needs to make sure first that they're not important so do you know i mean it's complain yeah i know what he's saying yeah it's like don't skip cutscenes or you will miss the relevant information contained within the cutscene my advice to him would be those cutscenes interrupt the gameplay the second you feel the game's wasting your time skip the cutscene if you feel it's actually new information don't skip it simple as that yeah i've never actually used the argument against having choice it's very strange games like do whatever you want he's like no i usually don't skip a cutscene unless i've played the game to death already and i'm just playing it like for fun like mindlessly otherwise like i kind of want to like listen to the story well this is a really pointless moot and pointless point in general these things take up much time it's pointless point whatever it does the the the ones he's complaining about seem to be like between three and five seconds at most like it's not that bad that's important to the story skip them oh okay i guess we're done with the gameplay the upgrades the good and bad wait sorry wait what was the first part talking again all right we were on 324 let's remember that and i want to know what the first part was talking about all right um where was it seconds into the campaign the cheese the blood what's blood the blood the blood i don't remember i'm talking about the blood i don't remember the campaign the cheese the blood exactly what a strange way to separate your parts uh the campaign cheese blood okay part two whatever the fuck that was the the good bad gameplay combat what exactly did you say about the campaign other than it was um it was quirky it exists you said there were 15 levels that were about 20 minutes and they have a he didn't even say how long well 15 missions about 20 minutes each with a boss at the end i was let down he didn't even talk about real cheese all right well gorgonzola can be found on every map let's let's have a look at this so gameplay upgrades the good and bad so the good and bad of those the good and all the good and bad of the whole thing the good and bad oh the whole thing yeah well well let's see why was this second music dude double make cry five is almost exclusively a linear experience and that's not a bad thing and players should expect no freedom at all during playthroughs players should expect no freedom at all during playthroughs is that a fair statement sorry i need to roll back roll back because that auto mode is i'm still triggered by the auto how do you oh it has auto on the top right oh yeah i was i was just interested by the fact that i have been could tell where in the game he was at the time sort of thing so you can figure out how much he's using it's very easy in the first half you play as nero in the second half he plays dante he's playing as dante now oh so we okay we can figure out timeline yeah i i feel like he must have gotten some of the the non-auto gameplay from somewhere else at least because why would he just put it on auto later wouldn't he have enough time to get a handle of the controls it's it's because dante's gameplay is a lot harder than nero dante had used a lot of weapons and he has like four stands if you can see on the top left of it he has four different uh sorts of modes you can see the gunslinger etc etc uh well let's just say that to put it simply dante's gameplay is a lot more complicated than nero that's why he puts an auto he just couldn't manage to make it uh he needs to get good he just couldn't get good yeah yeah can get good wonderful but it says that he's a badass badass um all right let me draw it back a bit into the story double may cry five is almost exclusively a linear experience and that's not a bad thing and players should expect no freedom at all during playthroughs there's something exciting to me about playing a linear game these days as everything today seems like it's being i know he was breathing it's just funny he's like freedom at all during playthroughs there's something exciting to me about playing a linear game these days as everything today seems like it's being converted to an open he was sighing oh you see tonal this is when you when you redo the you redo the he's halfway through the line like you can't just like that's when you'd be like all right i gotta dial it back then you gotta take a deep breath before you go into the line and then you do the line again yeah just a like just a couple sentences at a time or at the very least if you're too lazy to do that just snip out the breath part you couldn't do that either well if this is a thing if you actually a good example i think that's what he usually well he might usually do that so if he had cut the breath out it would have been a really awkward like hang on we can get it played again it's fucking stop lagging already played for you guys isn't it he about playing a linear game these days as everything today seems like it's it would have been like is everything today would have been that's what it would have sounded like if you'd cut the breath so leaving it in actually makes the sentence understandable from our perspective because we're like oh you took a breath and then he fucked up the pronunciation what he should have done i think i would have sounded fine without the breath well it would have been oh wait never mind he uses auto in earlier parts oh boy so yeah because here you can you plot it is it like 30 into the game he does it that's very early that's very early in the game oof because i'd be like do you like to auto hold on i'm like of course not the whole point is for me to play the game what do we remember what tonald's steam id was why i want to see if he's achievements well i want to see if he's actually played the game at all he must have privated it by now because he can't let that shit get out you know that alright or maybe he's playing in consoles could be yeah i don't know but if he's playing on the consoles we could find like his uh psn id or xbox id or whatever i think we'd have to get someone who knows all that stuff i i don't think he's stupid enough to do that ever again the whole not actually play a game thing i don't know is he i mean the fact that yeah the fact that he did it once kind of shows that he's not against not playing a game and then making a review on i love that i wouldn't that's the guy i would never dream of doing something like that that's the guy who complains about getting hate the the guy literally lies about fucking stuff he's reviewing like come on i mean one of them come on hate mongers of the toxic brood find his steam account days has everything today seems like it's been converted to an open world template but not here devil may cry fives levels are to the point easy to navigate painless pain or not bombarded by interruptions like you are in open world games come on getting bombarded by interruptions most wait didn't he say that you kept getting interrupted in the campaign by the cutscenes well he said bombarded by interruptions we said not he's saying that you don't get bombarded by interruptions as if to imply you do in open world games because this is linear no he but he says you do well let's know here let me roll it back let me scoot it back let me dox him that that's not what i meant don't dox him obviously not don't do that no i mean i mean find his steam don't find his address template but not here yeah don't do that i don't i don't care about his address i don't want anything bad to happen to him because then he would stop making videos and i don't want that to happen because these are funny videos here devil may cry fives levels are to the point easy to navigate painless when you're not getting it's painless when you're not getting bombarded by interaction interruptions like it's painless when it's not well at least that's what he's saying at least it's consistent with the previous comment about the interrupt yeah time it's arenas for enemies that spawn in or corridors and close quarters for navigation someone called in taun taun what ouch someone called him taun taun oh just slow down that's gone in or corridors and close quarters for navigation the game does have some mild platforming and some traversal mechanics but they are did you say traversal mechanics i'm fine with that it's a little bit yeah traversal it is word we have doors are designed for the traversal through walls i don't think i've ever used that that way but okay personal yeah barely here personally i'm under the school of thought that we should try to review and analyze games based off what they try to do and not what we want them to do someone who's not what they try to do we should judge we should judge what they try to do rather than do it in slow motion slow motion 0.5 speed come on yeah thanks but they're barely here personally i'm under the school of thought that we should try to review and analyze games based off what they try to do and not what we want them to do i disagree with that absolutely i disagree with that you should judge a game off of what it does not it's not what it's trying to do like well it's trying to be good yeah it's trying to be good but it's not exactly like it judge a game by what it tries to do not what we want it to do especially by what it does not mean that the criteria changes based on what the game was trying to achieve in the first place like that's how you judge it is already saying i don't fucking know i'm curious i do i do i do want to see what he's what he's about to say next yeah let's see if he qualifies it's based off what they try to do and not what we want them to do thus as someone who's not familiar with past devil may cry games and expected larger levels oh wait wait what did you expect on devil may cry what did you actually expect on devil may cry you expect it to be something if you're here with entry like i'm confused i'm really confused roll back roll back roll back i'm not familiar with past devil may cry games and expected larger levels and more freedom more openness i quickly you're not familiar with the previous devil may cry games and yet you expect that freedom and openness based on what i guess just games in general i don't i don't know what else you base that on based on what the devil may cry games have always been pretty linear i don't well he's planning of a man she's basing this off of um something yeah something i guess he's like i had to change my mind on that quickly because i don't want to judge it by what i wanted i guess more freedom more openness i quickly realized that devil may cry is all about two things killing bad yeah how else are you going to judge it like a freaking open game it's a weird freaking point oh my god it's really a strange point but god judge a thing by what it's trying to do apple jesus cry is all about two things killing bad dudes and watching quirky cutscenes and that's how i'm gonna judge it combat and devil may cry five is an absolute blast that yeah especially when you play on auto it feels great oh well i already know what he's he's one of his comments about this i'm waiting for you to enjoy it it's coming what is going on it's really cool really makes the flow of combat go effortless it's a dance makes the flow it feels good because you play on auto dude auto's skilled in a way why can't it play on time it keeps desyncing for me punching feels great especially with nero's ability to pull enemies to him it's really cool really makes the flow of combat go effortless it's a dance of brutality and it feels good and the game ranks you for your havoc to group enemies with his very forced accent there what what very just what a very strange inflection absolute havoc very strange it's gonna be laggy for me on my end they also has a great toolkit allowing him to wreak absolute havoc oh god that that was weird yeah absolute havoc how can you say something that should be he went to 0.5 speed naturally yeah yeah absolute havoc i'm gonna write like he's very tired when he's recording this yeah i don't like it i i i i'll know what that means i'm gonna put dashes between it but when i one day have to pronounce this i don't make sense jeez to groups of enemies with his a weapon swapping mechanic and raw dps it's very fun to play raw dps oh jeez we're in a noisy cut scene he's not got the balancing right for one like it's so jarring yeah level fuck level your audio mate jesus oh jeez v on the other hand i just got back and he continues to kick me i'm not so sure about with v it seems like it's all about mashing buttons as you repeatedly have to slam buttons for your bird cat and big giant golem dude friend all at the same time while locking on and while executing this with another beowen beowen i know you're in the chat i you know what to do you know what to do i'm gonna i'm gonna grab that i'm gonna zoom in and get the controller away draw bug-eyed tonal for me please why is he wearing a hood what screen is what what is that frozen out for you guys for me it's funny as hell it looks like he's fapping with his controller you look so angry come on beowen i know you can do it oh my god totaled what were you thinking human human put self in video yes human be more human the problem is that for the whole video he's dull and boring and it's like he's half asleep and he doesn't give a shit and then this comes out of nowhere i love that he makes that face even when he's playing one odd i'm pissed that i can't do more i don't know what to do when draw bug-eyed tonal and he's wearing a hood why are you wearing a hood indoors while you're sitting down playing video what is the request uh wolf because is it based on the screen i've got right now or is there something else yeah yeah yeah bug-eyed angry tonal getting a drink what should he be holding do you want it to be a controller or something else these damn cutscenes a little bit here that should be in slow motion we're uh we're out of sync you're gonna have to screenshot if you want to send it to beowen okay hold on no and i'm good beowen's house is flooding that sounds bad okay oh cadby gamut highlights is that the controller he's holding is off is that true the light looks like it's on today why does he he has a he has a light on facing his face to the right you're going back scroll back scroll back i need to see that uh do you want to do i need to see the controller okay we'll just on slow motion too that'd be good tonal we're trying to see a controller it looks like it's a giant golem dude friend all at the same time while locking on and while executing enemies with another i think it's off yeah that's off it's kind of hard to tell because it would it be a blue light we should expect right or is it a red light this looks more like a this looks more like a skit in an actual oh no i know it's just yeah i think it's good yeah we know we know why it's all light on the right hand side we know why it's off it's a skit but still someone said tonal does a fake gamer girl confirmed oh wait so oh no time to wait tonal has to care for another living thing oh god how are you dog you can by the way by the way uh you can't you can't turn it off if you're on on the ps4 or dim the lights at least maybe we don't we didn't actually notice oh you know what there you go maybe the controller was just dimmed yeah tonal equals fake gamer girl look at the poor keyboard on the left why does he have a keyboard on the floor who was that who's the dog in the background i don't know do you mean the prison he's clearly holding he's clearly holding a dog hostage in his house ouch poor dog he looks so lifeless dead and lifeless yeah that looks like the face that that looks like his his speaking face like whenever he talks to people or the picture he has in a lot of his like thumbnails and he started doing he stopped doing it but he just has the weirdest fucking picture of himself isn't it just isn't it like almost exactly the picture that beowyn drew that i that i'm using right now i think that yeah it might be let me have a look yeah it's just weird smirky smile neutral kind of expression it's like he didn't decide what expression he wanted to show so he just did all of them at once yeah i'm pretty sure he stopped doing it i'm trying to i'm gonna try and find an example oh um while it's on my mind actually um uh jake armorsmith who did the picture from earlier discord me that picture with uh without the watermark on it i really really like it uh yeah i found it there we go this one you can see it on my screen but he took the weirdest photo of himself to put on a video um yeah if you can't see it and then you skip over to the the next video called the industry is the same picture it's not going to be like his his his thumbnail uh like template or something that he his overlay that he always put on his videos in his fucking face i mean gamers aren't happy microsoft i think he's gamers ain't happy microsoft there should be a comma after i like that his chin just weirdly doesn't grow any hair on it so it looks like some horrible tumor growing out of his face all right so let's let's try and watch this sequence without pausing because as you repeatedly have to slam buttons from bird cat and big giant golem dude friend all at the same time while locking on and while executing enemies with another you know what i can see why he deleted the video now do you think this was like the first time he's ever shown like any expression is it too late to ask baowen to do like a super saiyan vision of tonal with the goofy face baowen wait yeah screenshot this and then i don't i haven't seen baowen in the chat i wonder if he left baowen super saiyan super saiyan bug-eyed angry tonal oh most of your attacks have no cooldown so everything is kind of like unlimited spammage i cannot believe how much mashing went down when i played this guy and i had to check hold back hold back roll back roll back for a bit did what he said something about cooldowns that i just noticed most of your attacks have no cooldown so everything is kind of like unlimited spam access no cooldown um i don't i don't recall any of the characters having any cooldowns at all um wait let me think um who has a cooldown um i can't think of one uh all the characters have all the attacks that execute all the attacks and no cooldown why why why v v in particular it's the point of criticism that's weird outside of devil trigger ability is bound to a meter yeah that's it all right let's let's see if he says any additional comments then attacks have no cooldown so everything is kind of like unlimited spam i could not believe how much mashing went down when i played this guy and i damn near had to check myself into the hospital for carpal tunnel wait what what achievement was that not too shabby no no no no uh is it a steam achievement or is it a it's a steam achievement it's a steam achievement all right so so he's playing on pc yes we can confirm that yes that or the person who got this footage um it is perform a stylish rank s combo well there you go mashing went down when i played this guy and i damn near had to check myself into the hospital for carpal tunnel interesting concept what it just doesn't translate into fun gameplay doesn't translate into fun gameplay okay sadly you are required to play either nero or v for specific missions for about half the game at which points you have the ability thereafter to select who you want to depending on the mission and frankly i much prefer the merciless slaughtering of nero and dante oh jesus after one's house is like literally flooding like a pipe burst oh god oh god oh wow that's horrible well that's bad i hope he's okay wow press f jesus christ no don't press f everyone pray pray for baowen hashtag pray for baowen yeah f we use when we don't actually care i mean what hopefully he knows how to swim hopefully he knows how to swim uh you see now they're all pressing f got some prayers in there look look what you did yay called the pipe with guilty as charge is it ever flood ever flood oh two different pray about pray for baowen well they had to be included for the yellow people yep the yellows the yellows wait when we get into pot three of this video i'm excited to depending on the mission and frankly i much prefer the merciless slaughtering of nero and dante after completing a mission you'll be able to spin red orbs you've collected on upgrades in nico's pimped out van upgrades in devil may cry five come in all varieties of forms depending on the character too each of the three characters has a forms i was about to say they come in over i actually i'm gonna pick yeah that's a good one find varieties of forms beautiful sweets of abilities unique to them although there is some crossover among nero and dante's toolkit like dashes launchers etc the upgrades though they do feel good etc nut etc uh you're just a nazi grandma he's unique to them although there is some crossover among nero and dante's toolkit like dashes launchers etc the upgrades though they do feel good allowing you to choose how you want to build your character and who you want to focus on you can upgrade the new skills weapons boost health increase mobility hey did it again okay you could upgrade skills weapons and it's like no no no you're supposed to inflect differently totaled you gotta sound like a human who you want to focus on let's do it again you can upgrade the new skills weapons boost health increase mobility weapons boost health and increase mobility that's what it sounds like he said because he didn't inflect properly i didn't know weapons boost health maybe they do maybe i'm wrong do they do the weapons boost your health focus oh god it's on you can upgrade with the rhino fine everyone it's just a boost pipe i mean i hope it's easily fixed obviously skills weapons boost health increase mobility purchase new abilities for certain members as well nero for example has devil breakers which are a prosthetic arm attachments that give him various special abilities picking and choosing which abilities to acquire it's a real choice here and it's entirely possible to picking and choosing different i mean i can let that go a lot of people say that okay okay which abilities to acquire it's a real choice here and it's entirely possible to save up all your orbs for some of the game's more extravagance abilities i like the choice i like the freedom it's a good system what struck me immediately about devil may cry five is that the attention character models and epic cinematography you'll spend a lot of time in nico's van upgrading your character watching cutscenes it's extremely detailed and incredibly welcoming to the eye all the voice acting is great though as i said earlier the cheese factor is at an all-time high if you like it you like it if you don't then you won't get in the band back together huh technically speaking the graphics look amazing during cutscenes it's got that very capcom flavor technically speaking they look amazing technically speaking they look amazing very interesting statement epic man cutscenes what does he mean by they have a capcom look to them someone pointed out something kind of interesting steve achievements um playstation controller in the skit and an xbox controller in the tryout area well to be fair he could have used a renaissance man he could use a ps4 controller that's true he could use it he could use ps4 controller for his pc it is just very strange how inconsistent he's a renaissance man wolf we're on to you does it all get in the band back together huh technically speaking the graphics look amazing during cutscene yeah oh so to clarify it's weird to say technically it looks amazing it's like and you just mean it looks amazing if you want to talk technically about the graphics you probably mentioned resolution or actual textures right I mean textureally it looks it's almost like saying objectively subjectively they look amazing you're like what it means it's got that very capcom flavor to it thanks to what does that mean it's a capcom flavor you know it's capcom tastes like bubblegum normally speaking the graphics look amazing during cutscenes it's got that very capcom flavor to it thanks to a bevy of special effects and extremely high polygon count models everything has a purpose um compositions of that or that's a weird point all right I guess you must have yeah you just high high polygons I guess all right say it looks nice man just say it looks really good the hair looks good the textures are great people move realistically capcom tastes like a weird grape a technical viewpoint yeah so again to clarify so it'd be like if you're gonna make a technical statement versus a it looks amazing here's kind of what I'm getting at it's weird to put those two together because uh you know like if you said the game was upscaled that's like a technical critical point you wouldn't then you wouldn't say technically it looks bad to me you'd be like why did you just throw technically in there that's weird devil may cry five are just beautiful the game in action also looks great but slightly less impressive next to the narrative pieces the visuals in devil may cry five are good don't get me wrong though the colors of the game tend to stay in the ballpark of brown gray red basically for the entire the inflection brown gray red you think he's going down and he tricks you brown gray red like I'm still here I'm still here I'm still here yeah yeah yeah uh yeah uh he's like that fucking parent and citizen came on green red that's racist sleep if I were good don't get me wrong though the colors of the game tend to stay in the ballpark of brown gray red basically for the entire game I was more red variety to be honest he really really distressed that red I mean there's lots of red on the sphere of the time too soon suitable red there's also basically for the entire game I wish there was a more variety to be honest to the overall experience in terms of color and scale and locale as mostly will be trekking through city streets underground environments and of course places of demonic hell while the underworld elements places of demonic hell the way places of demonic hell places of demonic hell it's the kind of thing where you have to repeat the back then you go oh yeah that is tizmic places of red rub places of demonic I just say it's interesting these like you know building streets and hell of like oh this seems to be a decent chunk of things in there I don't know building as someone said as opposed to lovely hell yeah hill and locale as mostly will be trekking through city streets underground environments and of course he said city streets when he was in a building that's strange places of city streets or streets I guess while the underworld elements do look fantastic much like the rest of the game the scale at which they are presented that was quite narrow levels are small very self-contained and some of them repeat textures or even bosses though this is for narrative purposes it still happens many levels are the delivery wait what he what he meant to say was though it's for though it's for narrative purposes it still happens that's what he that's how you deliver that line listen to the way it happens so confusing the scale at which they are presented that was quite narrow levels are small very self-contained and some of them repeat textures or even bosses though this is for narrative purposes it still happens many levels are also yeah that's really weird the way he transitions between the lessons that don't I think the inflections the keyword he keeps fucking it up like he's highlighting and the wrong parts of sentence okay wait we need to go back and play it at point five okay yes yes yes why narrow levels are small very self-contained and some of them repeat textures or even bosses though this is for narrative purposes it still happens it still happens that is the new sentence you like oh it's fascinating and I'll actually I want to be a totaled scholar it's like he becomes enhanced when he's at point five speed like he realized what he's trying to do and failing at completely though this is for narrative purposes it still happens many levels are also artificial barriers of blockage invisible walls which require you to find artificial barriers dude artificial barriers of blockage they're not they're not natural barriers artificial barriers of blockage that's amazing artificial barriers I missed that I missed that please say that yeah well I might be wrong let's roll it back yeah go go back it still happens many levels are also quite boxed in with artificial barriers of blockage thanks for confirming what barriers are barriers of blockage I hate those barriers of blockage they're worse than those barriers areas are boxed in with artificial barriers of blockage artificial barriers of blockage how do you say that how do you say that and not think to yourself there's something wrong here oh I need to know that he wrote that he wrote that out and then he went back after he wrote it he thought of it first he thought of it then he wrote it down and then he spoke it and at none of those three stages did he said that sounds fucking retarded I'm not I'm not showing this on stream but Wolf you did mention it I feel like I have to show you because you've requested this but I'm not I'm not gonna oh no did someone actually on I wrote no oh no that's so much worse than I could have ever oh god that's what he wears in the photo the sword in the he's gonna have it looks like oh my god the cherry oh my god it's not a cherry tomato it's a cherry tomato oh my god sorry chat not not showing that you can find it on my twitter we can't show it everyone wants to see it you can't you have to go you can find not safe for work the stream will literally be taken down if we show if you go on my twitter yeah yeah just go to my twitter it's like one of the recent posts you'll know what isn't it in um isn't it in the description your twitter or just retweet it waller i don't retweet it okay what's the link so i can spam it in the chat for no no don't link to porn do not link to porn on youtube oh right yeah be right um anyway let's listen to the incredible sounds one more time repeat textures or even bosses though this is for narrative purposes it still happens many levels are also quite in invisible walls which require you to find items to bypass them which i guess is to be expected for a devil may cry game but it does make how would you know how would you know you didn't play any of them did they yeah well you know there's certain things that he knows about devil may cry he doesn't know that it isn't open world but he knows that there's going to be artificial barriers or blockage it's of course devil may cry his artificial barriers of blockage a couple of people saying i'll find it on my twitter two people have liked it could i link the profile that uploaded it would that be evil i don't know that no that's not as evil i guess you should be able to find it don't do it don't do it don't do it like in the search bar you can search for people who've posted at mohler like that's what i'm referring to you won't find it on my feed you'll find it on people who are atting me i'm pretty sure you can do that on twitter um but honestly i'm not giving you guys any more clues than that okay that's all you can bypass them which i guess is to be expected for a devil may cry game but it does make the game feel a little bit boxy overall i was impressed with the world in terms of playability yet i thought there could be a little bit more variety but the gameplay definitely more than makes up for it the good news is you're playing you're playing on auto so of course you're expecting more variety jesus how do that yeah i was about to say how could you ask for a variety when you're playing on auto that doesn't make sense like you said yeah yeah if you're playing on auto you just play one button just one button a game but it does make the game feel a little bit boxy overall i was impressed with the world in terms of playability yet i thought there could be a little bit more variety but the gameplay definitely more than makes up for it the good news is i experienced absolutely no problems no framerate issues no crashing no bugs in the pc version of the game it ran basically like a dream and you can see my specs in the pinned comment devil may cry 5 is a throwback action game from another i do want to see his specs well we can't see that anymore we don't know yeah we can't see that anymore i know but uh i'm so sorry i'm sure he has high end specs i don't know why he wouldn't you can see my specs in the pinned comment devil may cry 5 is a throwback action game from another generation it seems one in which open world games player choice is huge branching dialogue never seems to exist devil may cry 5 tosses all that to the i need to hear that again that that yeah uh if you go yeah there's a throwback action game from another generation it seems one in which open world games player choice is huge branching dialogue never seems to fucking hell tonald wow every single element of doors have existed in old games normally that or yeah the inflection again threw me off completely oh the sentence doesn't make sense yeah god damn do we need to write this one out i'm like devil may cry five is a throwback action game from another generation it seems one in which open world games player choice is huge branching dialogue never yeah yeah yeah that that sentence makes it right that right that is huge branching dialogue maybe we need to play it in slow mo again yeah yeah please do it please do please find right out as well i'm gonna play this in point five should be enough in the pinned comment okay don't laugh devil may cry five is a throwback action game from another generation it seems one in which open world games player choice is huge branching dialogue never he's already give me a second i'm trying to write okay i've got it i've got it i've got it yeah is a throwback action game from another generation it seems one in which open world games player choice is huge branching dialogue never seems to exist devil may cry five okay okay okay i've got it i've got it written down he says this is what he says devil may cry five is a throwback action game from another generation it seems one in which open world games player choice is huge branching dialogue never seems to exist i think i think i'