J-O-N, you know what?  Play me some Pampin, man. We might as well just go on ahead and get into the Pampin. The world being a real horse might as well get into the Pampin. Since you want to be a hoe. Whirl. Earth. Slut. Bitch. Slut shaming. Earth kind? Yeah, we slut shaming. Earth. Oh look, we slut shaming. Bitch. Ho. Slut.  Period. We slut shaming. Stop, don't condone this. I just thought about it. That one right there took me to a dark place, J-O-N.  That one brought out the misogynist in me. Slut shaming. We slut shaming. Let's still let support. You switched it. That was slut support. I gotta go and pay my slut support. And she didn't put me on slut support. And I didn't think I'm on slut support. Nah, nah, give me something else. That ain't Pampin either. That's 7. We went from Pampin to 7 together. Yeah, I'm trying to find balance. Yeah, you trying to find balance. You went too far one way, and then you went too far the other way. I've been all way left, and I've been all way right.  We've done it my way. We've done it your way.  Motherfucker, now see, I asked for some Pampin, and that's exactly what that is. Oh, no. That might have been it.  You got to wait for it to finish. Oh, man. What you got to understand is the music got to match the mood. You feel me? It got to be Pampin, but it got to match the atmosphere that we're about to get into. You know what I'm saying? Actually, I don't need no Pampin right now, J-O-N. Just stop right now. We don't need no Pampin. I'm gonna tell you what I need. I need something to get...  We going different today. We been giving them too much Pampin, and then they got numb to the softs.  Something very eclectic. He's excited about that one. Melancholy. Yeah, it ain't got to be Pampin. I'm sorry if I applied too much pressure on the Pampin. You got some... But we been Pampin for like a hundred and fifty episodes, and now it's just time to switch gears and just go left for a second.  This is fitting for what we're about to go right here today. This is fitting with today's guests.  Now Chico, you can't say this ain't fitting for the occasion. No, it is. That we have in the studio with us today is very eclectic. From a very electric, a very majestical type of individual who just really marches to the beat of his own drum. That ain't even no drum he marching to. Well, he's marching to the beat of his own drum. And he can hit the frog. And he can hit the frog with a little metal. He has come out of nowhere and killed and carved his own lane. Everything that he says, I don't believe it.  But he's a good person. He has a great spirit. Ladies and gentlemen, if you have a phone, if you have a laptop, if you have a computer, if you have been entertained by social media in the recently, in the last couple of years, then you are very familiar with the very funny funny Marco. I thought I was going on a show. I thought I was going on a show.   That's how petty I am.  I wasn't even upset. I just had to give him the illusion that I was. And then I had to make him wait a long time to come on my show. That's the type of mother... Wait a minute, that set him back? So you was on pace to do it before and you undid it.  This nigga showed you a million views in one goddamn day. That nigga do a hundred drops.  What you want? What you want?  Then he showed me the nigga in the back with the camera. What's going on?  He put a dildo on the homeless nigga lip. Jesus, that wasn't me. That wasn't me. I ain't going to take that one. No, that's Joe Houston. He did that one. Y'all both from Kansas City, right? Yeah. What's going on in Kansas City when you make it so crazy? I don't believe it. Kansas City, Kansas. In Kansas City. That sounds like where the prostitutes be at. Yeah, I know. I know Kansas City, but... What's Andrew from? Say... What's Haskell you graduated from? Is it where your daddy from?  No. Do you know your daddy? What's your real hood? Your neighborhood, where you live. 57th Street. In Kansas City. Google Earth. Okay, you been up there? Yeah, I used to be Kansas City. 57th, prostitutes? Do we look like in Kansas City, nigga? Don't look like Kansas City. So it's Kansas City, Kansas? No, so y'all know y'all can't say Kansas. Missouri. When y'all do y'all shows and do the drop Kansas and Kansas City is two different things.  Yeah.  Them motherfuckers literally write all the lines. This is Kansas City, Missouri. This is Kansas City, Kansas. And you can hop scotch in between them motherfuckers. So the boosters, they go from Kansas City to go still in Kansas. So they have a warrant in Kansas if they get caught benign Kansas City. Okay. So it's a gift in the country. All right, there it is. Go to my streets. I'm going to ask you, man, when did you realize you was the type of nigga that you are? What you mean by that, Chico?  That's why he where he at. Them interviews that you... I'm going to tell you, my daughter mama put me on your videos years ago. And you was out interviewing motherfuckers. And I was like, man, is this nigga serious? Or is he playing? And I couldn't tell until I saw who you were outside of your sketches. So when did you realize that you was a nigga that can tap into what you do? I saw it started in high school. You got a gun in that bag? Yeah, I got a gun in there. It's for us though. For us? No, because like... You see what I'm saying? When did you realize you was this type of nigga? Only that's a nigga!  It sounds like he's saying I'm going to shoot all of us. But that's not what he's saying. His mind works different. I know y'all think about it. I want to be the one that if something pops up, I want to save the day.    No, not that. That won't count. That's what's going to happen if you're looking for action. I'm looking for it. I'm ready for it. That's the moment I'm serious about. Has this moment ever came before? No, it ain't came. Would you prepare for it if it do? That's good though. How far are you willing to go? I just want to take them down. I'm just saying it's pointless to hide. Take them down? You see what I'm saying? When did you realize you was this type of nigga?  No, I don't think I needed it.  You that came in the Uber? You came in the Uber? It's a driver. But I ordered off the Uber app. I was wondering why you didn't leave it in the car. But it's my bag, it's just there. It's just there. You know, it's just there. Yeah. But it was in high school though. Okay. How?  I can sit through a motherfucker really believing that I'm serious about what I'm saying without cracking a smile. It started when just slacking in school. When you behind on grazing. That's where it started. All your niggas in here with these shiny nails. Yeah, you get them done. You don't get them done? I'm going to do a show. Bad business today.    This is jail. This is different.  They can wall this, they can get your nails done. Yeah, 100%. I'm with that, bro. You a Mississippi nigga. You want to wall this.   You should try it though. This pimping right here. Ask J.O.N. to do this. Boy, you niggas are different. Nah, you get this.  You niggas is different.   I'm too grown to finger anything. I'm not doing all that. Yeah, it's crazy. You say high school is where it started. So what made you decide I want to start?  That's what I'm saying. That is a good question. Nah, so I started doing videos with setting up real life scenarios. Nah, honestly, I'm going to take you our way back. So this started when I was like six months. I was born. Got out of the hospital. But look, so check this out. But it started off because I used to watch a lot of internet.   So with skits, I used to see that dudes used to act like girls and always used to wonder like, you know what I'm saying? Like why females can't do that?  I'm going to get there. I'm going to get there. Let the niggas just finish the thought. I think that's what's wrong. I'm going to get there.    We already have that. Let the niggas- Let the niggas- Let the niggas- It's going to get to the good part. Hurry up. So you start dressing like a girl. Listen, listen, listen to the story.  You ain't getting no niggas. Hey, your pussy's thick. Let me just- We're up there, so where we pick up at? So on the internet, there used to be a lot of that, like the skids, where dudes act like girls, and I was like, damn, why don't niggas just show who we are? Because it's actually funny. You feel me? So- Who are we?      How hard has she worked for that car? What do you mean?  She was at work. What was I supposed to do? Go to work, too?  Work. I was watching the car.   Why you say that? You ain't tried it.  I ain't tried it. You ain't tried it. Ain't I put gas in the car? You supposed to do that anyway. You was driving. I mean, you had to put gas in the car. I was at the car. You were driving. Who else is going to put it in there?  Let your disrespect to these ladies and like this. You call that disrespectful? What? I said back then. That could have been our sister, bruh. That could have been my fuckin' sister. Black History Month.  These are our queens, bruh.  Nah, she cool. She gonna, she married now. Who? I named Erica.  It was. Now? Yeah, she got in the car. Yeah, it continued, man. I want to hear the story and finish. So, that was a lot. All that was going on, but I just tapped in. It was just like, damn, let me be the first nigga to start showing what we do and make it comedy. So, uh, it was a video I went out and did where I set it up where I went to Victoria's Secret. They didn't know, and I had two girls, so basically I was out with another girl cheating, but my girlfriend caught me. It's a bad representation of black men because we definitely don't cheat.  You should be able to take it. This is what you do to the niggas every time they come sit down with you. I'm trying not to brag. You keep talking, nigga. You're welcome. What you doing, Clay?  What? Stop, man. They didn't get 25 times. What? I ain't gonna lie, man. You know I rock with who I rock with. You can't go wrong with them warriors, man. But you know what, they be giving you like some legit ballades, man. Yeah, and you can just put money on your player to go pass their projection. So if they say, you know, what are you gonna drop, 20?  And the crazy part about it, if you miss the first half, you can bet on second half. Oh, you can bet last, like while it's going on. Right. You know what I'm saying? You can jump in there. So whatever you deposit, they're gonna match you? Yeah, and there's so many little things you can bet on, man. See, I like the way they got the different categories.  I like the different categories that they got on him. Not only if you don't want to bet on the points, you can bet like on the points and the rebounds.  They even got turnovers on him. Yeah, steel, blocks. You know what I'm saying? I like that. In certain people, you know they're cleaning up down there. So that gives everybody around that. You kind of root for your favorite player. They're gonna match you with a hundred. Come on, man. That's 200 for a hundred. They're matching your hundred. And then if you really get it, you might hit 25 times that hundred. Mmm. I'm putting that code 85-SOP. 85-SOP, yeah. That's what's gonna get you the money. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Getting to know yourself can be a lifelong process. Especially because we're always changing and growing. Therapy is all about deepening your self-awareness and understanding. 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Three headed monster tour.   Three headed monster tour. April 30th, if we got a big storm coming from the left, then we're going to bring it down.   Whatever. Three headed monster tour. We back. Yeah. I really got a three headed monster. You got to go to the hospital. I did. You're not going to put in that false image. This ain't the terror, though. The terror to the black man. Got a girl out here thinking we cheat. I feel so productive. To the movement I'm putting together. I did a scenario like that where a girl called me cheating and it went viral.  So that was going viral. So I was doing little ideas like that in public but people didn't know. In public, the girls were still? No, in public. So then once I'm like the sharing room used to post. I used to comment like, damn, it's me, that's my video but in reality.  In reality. That's true.   Post them like that.    No, just like a comedian. So nobody knew. Nobody knew when I wanted them to know. Right.  We know this was fake.  It didn't work. It didn't work, I was getting on but I wasn't in recognition because it was just like a real stunt.  The dude that's cheating, I like him. Let's get him on TV. Let's get him off of some fame. He right. I appreciate you for that. So it went from that and then as my boy he was just like you got to start doing one-on-one interaction. People got to see you. So then we went out to public. What's his name? He didn't have a brother right there. Oh, you got real brothers? Yeah.  You supposed to look like your brother. My brother look like me. Y'all got the same daddy? That's what nigga. Any sound like me on the phone, I know you're my brother. Yeah, y'all got the same mama and daddy. What y'all got?  Y'all grew up together? Every now and then.  Nah, he stayed at his mama house. But I'm saying like y'all ain't never like grew up like eight-action mama if I could spend the night. So you spent the night with the neighbors but not your brother?  You said y'all got different daddies. But he spent the night at his mama house and it wasn't your mama? I wasn't at mama house though. His daddy everything. This nigga, he ain't say anything just how you believe it. So your brother didn't never let you go with mama? Nah. I used to stay with them. Okay. He stayed with my father. And he stayed with his father.  You ain't never get to go? Nah, I ain't get to go. So he just came over here and bring you don't make downers either? Nah, he ain't do that. So these sketches do be real. Nah, that was his daddy. His daddy didn't bring him shit?    Yeah, he was at your daddy house by himself. I was at my mama house by myself. But that, you just say it. You just say it. You just say it. Now from time to time we try to get there. Also she would put y'all out. Nah, I just go off and wonder. You just be out on the streets.  This is Antoine Fisher, this nigga was just out here. Like 15, 16? So when you was 15 girls, mama used to let you live with him. Why? Because he was the type of nigga to drive the car. No, did you ask or did you just come over and stay? I used to come over a lot and stay. Like you just kept coming over there?  Word, so you would take outfits from your mother's house and go leave with a random girl's house. She wasn't random, I knew her. What did you keep your stuff? Was it mostly at your mama's house or hidden at the other girl's house? He tried to sneak and move in. Not like that. Like when they cook, did they let you eat with the family? She'd bring me a plate. What was your head? I'd be in her room. How did you get through the front door? Her daddy, okay, got it. I don't talk to girls that daddy's in their life. There we go. Because you want to be their father.   Especially when you lived over there. That's the district. You need to push in a place to stay. What's wrong with that? Snickers needy. Did you just leave your family and your brother at the house? Who older? Of course he older. He left his little brother. Did you ever know your big brother was homeless at the time? He was just living. He lying. Because when he would come home he would tell you he had his own apartment. He had a mustang. I did.  You lying.  Your brother said you were camping. I knew he was lying. He didn't say that. That nigga grew up straight. His own brother said it. Niggas who had a mustang. Your brother just stumbled up on no mustang. He was her mustang. You thought it was his. He made you think it was his, didn't he? He throwed it that much. I mean you know. Did you come in through the front door at these women's houses? It was only apartments. How do you ask your grandparents? Can't we stay with them? It's just making them feel comfortable. I got energy to make people feel comfortable. I'm not, you know what I'm saying? Ain't nobody about to be comfortable with no random 15 year old nigga walking through their house. I was in the house. I didn't walk through. I went to the shower and used it and go right in the room and sit on the bed. I grew up in the apartment. My nigga, if I ever came home and it was a nigga in my shower.  You that made a sandwich and then jumped in my shower.   How, nigga? How did you pull this off the floor? Lay clothes out on your bed. Plans for tomorrow. Ain't wash no dishes or nothing.  I don't walk around bare feet. I keep socks on.  How am I gonna work that? What kind of woman was this? She worked at CVS. You know, cashier. There's not enough money to be having somebody sneak move in your house and you not noticing. Did she ask you for rent? Nah, I wasn't near that much. The food bill definitely goes up. You was eating that later? You grew up in an apartment. You didn't even let me. We used to run out of hot water. Do you know how disrespectful it would have been if I come and take a shower and you used all that hot water by me?  Exactly. Who was gonna believe this shit? Oh my God. I mean, back to you like so from... You left that out when I asked you when I started. You should have put that first that you squatted for your whole teenage life. You was making videos of this boy? Nah, he couldn't have... He had a camera if he didn't know where to live. What was your plan at that time? He could have had a camera at his mom's house. I was getting jobs. His brother was living with his dad. Temp service got me right.  Boss up, you know what I'm saying? You had to take that placement test with the temp service. Yeah, some of them, I fell down. I wanted the easy ones. You wanted the ones where you was like moving books inside a library to the other side. I paid them too. I don't like the temp service. I couldn't do that. Temp service think they had a real job.  Temp service? They just don't want to wear those in the building but if you want drugs, you need a job more than anybody. You have motivation to go to work. You want to buy drugs. You got to go. That's when you find out what they're looking for. Certain drugs help with certain jobs. What?  If you smoke crack, we welcome that. Crackers disappear. They were alone. They coming back. They be back. They be back. They had to go take care of something and whatever their job was, it's going to get done before it's supposed to be done. You can't be mad that they do it in the time that you want to do it. Somewhere in Canada, they just legalize all the drugs. No, that's not Canada. That's America. Or they do it somewhere. They never know it's a new place. What's up? They legalize everything. It can work. I just got to see how it worked. It can work. It really is a great idea to think about it. I think it might work if you take all the fun out of doing drugs.  And drugs aren't illegal. Just who sells them all. Yes. That's all. Because you can go to the CVS with a girl that he was sleeping at her house. Mama used to work and get whatever you need. Because she's going to make sure you get it. She let her 15 years on there and sneak and live with her. She don't got no respect for herself. When did you transition from living with people? When did y'all get stable? When did you have a home? It was about... Was that like 18? Your voice didn't change. It's hard to talk about it. No, no, no. I got me thinking. I didn't have really... You chose though, right? To be out in the streets. You made that choice. So what happened to 18? Were you still living with the girl? I got a job working with the water department. How much was it paying? I think that was about $16-17. $16-17 an hour.  That's when I got my Mustang in the house. So you bought the Mustang and the house from the girl? I didn't buy it. I was renting it. It ain't bought.  No, no. I ended up getting the Mustang. So her car wasn't a Mustang, but I got a Mustang. Okay. He ended up getting the house, too. All this was rent. It was a house. It was actually a house. Found the dude on Craigslist.  You found a dude on Craigslist that did what? Nah, it got me in. Like, you know what I'm saying?  I'mma get you in here. Okay. I believe in you. He didn't stay there no more, right? Nah, he didn't stay there no more. So you just met a rented man on Craigslist. I'mma get you in here. Where you going? You heard that? He met a nigga on Craigslist that gave him a house. Yeah, I started paying the rent. It was up for sale. Okay. So once you got to Craigslist house and the job at the water department, when did you decide from that point to say, you know what? I'm moving to Atlanta. What inspired you to move to Atlanta? Funny story. I was doing my Walmart videos. Walmart. They was going crazy. I was in the water department. No, they did. I had tweeted one time. I said, would you niggas stay out of Walmart? They thought I was talking about him. He knows the other niggas did. They stay in Walmart. I was just like, God damn. Some of them should be funny though.   Like, say what? Now I'm on the phone. I was getting wanted there. But when it was new, it was funny. So that's what made you move to Atlanta. The Walmart videos, John. I don't want that trend to die. I want that to be a lane of comedy. I think it's a good idea, man. Everybody got guns now. When you last had me, you had a good idea. All right. Now we're getting those. All is what's happening, baby.  I'm like, ma'am, I'm in a relationship.  Come on, man. March 24th, I will be at the Orpheum Theater. Tell everybody I need the whole boot up and bring my little boot from across the way, too. All the people in Mississippi who live down south go and drive down there. You know how we doing. Act like it's my birthday. March 24th, we in New Orleans with it. Bring me some beads and show me some titties. Definitely show me some titties. Even if you don't bring the beads. All right. I'm sorry. I'm going to try to be a better person.   He never talked to me about what was the show about, who did what, how did I get here?  You don't have control over your show? It was the first episode. No, you didn't know how to treat people. I wasn't trying to do them like that. Who was? Dave was. How did you do them? I didn't call them. Who did you do them? I don't ask them.  Don't get quiet now.    Do it. What type of nigga is you? So like I was saying.   I'm rooting for you, bro. I got you. I'm behind you all the way. He can't see that, stop. He don't even know you're doing that. You couldn't see you do that. Do it again. He is here. He don't know who you are. He ain't never seen you before. You got popular right when he lost his sight. He heard about you. So there was the wall. It was the wall of my videos. He said I'm coming to Atlanta. So did you think that... No, no, a stranger hit me up. I was trying to leave. How did he get your number? A stranger. This is the second time you ever brought up a stranger.   Yeah, this is just God work. Honestly.  You think I'm gonna believe that? It could happen. Jack, anything could happen.  He was like, you got a manager? I'm like, nah. He was just like, you want to come to Atlanta? I'm like, yeah. And this is Thanksgiving. He hit me up. And I told my mama, I'm gonna go to Atlanta.  If this is all... You just be believable. When you got good energy... The man said you want to live with me? He said, yeah. You want to come to Atlanta? Yeah. Say yes to life. See? I've been good. So is this person still your manager? Nah, he was never a manager type of dude. He was just a dude that just... Structure. He influenced you to come making you think that he was a manager until you got here and realized it wasn't... Did he use some money? Nah, he took some money. He answered my emails and took percentages out. To do what? Read? Yeah, read it. He was booking you? Not a good idea. No. He wasn't booking me. But overall, he booked you to come to Atlanta. Exactly. IG means that going on, like booking means that it keep happening. How did you one time take him to Walmart to go to? Some niggas say, I like that. I was like, why am I sure you do? Don't go to MLK.  That Walmart is small.  Yeah, I went there. It was really... It was turned up from there. And I started doing it. Kept going, kept going. I ran into a... We can say stud. I ran into a stud because I needed a car. He said it. Time out, time out. We're back to another car. She told me to call it. We're back to another car. Left the Mustang.  I feel like the nigga all... Left the Mustang. In Kansas City. Yeah, I left all that. I came here with one bag.  What was in it?  Clothes. You were renting the Mustang. Yeah, I let it all go. I skipped that part. I left everything. I came here. He said, come out here. I left everything. I quit my job. You said they fired you from getting it? No, they was trying to. He said to do videos or you're going to have to leave. So I left. Yeah. It was a good decision. Have you had any contact with any of those people who thought you wasn't going to be with you right now? It was old. That was a good one right there when you left. You made it.  It's different the more you do it. He didn't know if you was going to... He just threw something out there to see. Okay. So, what would you say was the video that really broke you? Like the one that really... If you could... We weren't about eating that pussy, wasn't it? No, not that one. It was the one where I was blind, right? You said to fight the air. I wasn't making fun of blind people.  I never lied. You did it.  My homeboy Jack blind, bro.  That shit's not cool, bro. That shit's not funny, bro.   How you struggling if you can't see? Because you can't see. Because I used to be able to do it. See, that's what I think. He's seen before, but he can't see now. Here's what I think, man. Here's what I think you kind of... You kind of missing the moth a little bit.  Sometimes it's not what you do. Sometimes it's not what you do. It's how you explain what you do.  Yeah, it's a whole community of us, bro.  And he black on top of that, man. And he black. Can you imagine that to be black and black? He knows racism out here.   He don't know what he look like. Is that messing with you? Is that pulling your heart strings to be sitting beside a blind man? Look at him. And that's how you got to look.  Look at me.  I'm looking at you right now. See, Jack, he's not looking at you right now. Now you snitch. I am because it's the blind community that is watching this in their own way. They listen to it. They reading the TV right now. They listen to it.   Why would you do that? Down the street.  Yeah, but the thing... You think all blind people care a stick? Not all of them. I can't even find a stick, bro. You know why? Because motherfuckers out here play with them.    All the good dogs, all the blind dogs is taken. Because of niggas like this playing. Playing. How long have you been trying to get a stick? Man, providing like a good seven months now. Bruh, you know what you can do? You can give him your stick, bro. You can give him your stick, bro. I'll be using it still. Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? We already know. You know for that. Like, switch it up. I'm going to do a movie around that character. You're going to do a movie. What's the name of the... What's the character's name? Jeffrey. What's your middle name? As a matter of fact, it is. It's Jack Jeffries. It's the real niggas out here that can play these parts. It's Jack, my niggas. It's Jack, my niggas. He's taking work. So, uh, once the blind character, you know, once you saw that, take you to another place, like...  Did you... Did you feel like, okay, I'm going to do more of this? Or did you see yourself doing something different and that's what made you expand? Nah, I started doing the rap lyric videos. Masi was the first rapper to repost me. So then YG reached out to me and said, do my song. So I'm going to do his song. So I started promoting songs. So I seen who was dropping songs. I went to Walmart, did their lyrics, tagged them. And everybody, like, T-Grizzly reposted a young HMA. And that's how I was found, like, building up, building up. And then the record label reached out to me.  I follow you.   I never seen it either. It's crazy. Like here, everybody just tends to look out for you. You ain't look out for them? I do.    The record label will get their money. I didn't know that. They got to tell me that. So when they say I won't come out, you don't download me. I'm just doing what you tell me to do. Okay. So it was the black videos, then the lyric videos, and then what would you say is the next one? You want some water? Yeah. What would you say is the next level that you reached after the videos, and once you built your following, what did you, like, because you have your own show now. So what would you say that you said, you know what, it's time for me to start interviewing people in the manner in which you interview people, which is completely unorthodox. I took it to the streets, and then that's when I left Walmart alone. Thank you. You can say you wanted it and you didn't even drink it. I know. No, I'm going to use it. Just not right now. Drink it. That's the only thing that water's for. Use it for what? What you gonna use it for?     You so thirsty. Take the water on my logo over there, because you said you wouldn't have water. No, leave it on there. What we got for him? This is a great bag, just regular water. Yeah, you know. You got that. You took it to the streets and started interviewing people. We didn't say you took it to the streets. What does that mean? I was out interviewing people. Just getting they thoughts on COVID. What was some interesting point of views? Vaccination. Seeing how they feel about it. You know, nobody ever just go ask them. Do y'all be in the streets? Yeah. I don't just talk to random people when I'm out there, but, you know, I mean, I do when they speak to me and say hello, but I'm not just walking up on somebody and like, hey, how you doing? My name is Jeffrey. And are you vaccinated? No. You was asking people if they vaccinated? How they feel about the vaccination? How do you feel about it? Did you get it? No, I didn't get it. You must didn't feel like you needed it. I just didn't feel like that I could go up there and get it. Why not? It was free. I was busy. It wasn't a lie. Not at all. We got somebody come out here. Y'all vaccinated? We got somebody back here vaccinating people now? We got the booster shot twice. I mean, I don't mind getting it. But they still get harder this table. That's what you're scared of. They still gonna work. They still gonna do for that. Yeah. That's the whole plan. I tried it on myself. It really works. So what would you say? Get the vaccination, bro.  What would you say has been your favorite guest since you got your show? Hmm. Better save me. Better save me. I've seen your guest. Yeah, they special. Oh, so you gonna put my man in the same category as Orlando Brown? That gave you the same feeling when you're talking to Orlando Brown and talking to him. First of all, Carlos didn't even stay long enough for you to have a conversation with him. I was about to go.  I was just looking out for the safety of the crew. Because I knew they had more guests after me.  I leave. I leave quick. Hey, what's up, Mobile? March 25th. I'm coming back to the second theater. You already know how I do when I come down there, Mobile. So look, the night before we're in New Orleans, then we're gonna shoot across and come to Mobile, because I figured why be that close to Mobile and not go to Mobile? March 25th. You ever want to just switch baby mommas?  Damn. Oh, I wish I would have nutted you first. Get your tickets. Don't wait until the day of and show up and get the tickets. Buy the tickets before the show so we can keep the tour going. Yeah, because the people who are on the theater don't believe y'all coming.  And I know that I got the streets on lock, but I got the type of audience that be wait. Don't wait. This ain't one of them situations. March 25th. Mobile! 30 inch. R.C. Component wheel. Body kit by Hilt Noppaugh. I got unknown customers to put it together. And we got a street king motor. So she a beast. She run. No, you can't have it. You can ride it. I ain't scared. I ain't scared. I'm just saying. I'm more of I can. Listen, I got a girl. She I candy.  What that mean? I'm big enough.  I ain't a little bit. I'll get a work. I got you one. I got you one.  Hey, in honor of women's history, man, you got to ride on the back of the motorcycle with a lady like this. You got to arch back when the wind get in your face. Hey, what's up? It's Carlos Miller. I hope you're having a good day. Try some of these candles from my favorite candle brand, Good Day Cents Candle Company. They are black and have lots of different scents to choose from. Use my code L-O-U-S That's Los.  Let me see. Oh, yeah. We got scents like vanilla, pineapple sage, which is my favorite. Egyptian amber.  You got to go on there and check them out. So when you see these candles, just know that I'm having a good day. You know, these candles have been approved by everybody that we ever presented them to from Snoop and even Beyonce posted these on the website. This one right here, I think. So go hit the website and grab you some of these candles. What would you expect then when you first went there? I ain't man. Nothing. Expectation leads to disappointment.  I just don't like how it was a whole plot set up by the white man carried out by the black man.  Oh. I'm just saying if it was different circumstances, we might not even be, you know what I mean? What could have happened? Trying to make me the victim. Trying to victimize me. I'm already up against America.  So Yolanda, question that. What do you come up with, Yolanda?  I've seen it. Which is a very interesting character, the groove and gorilla you asked the groove.  Yeah. He asked her about her theft history. What she stole? I don't know. What can? I didn't get that. You should have asked. I bet it was what you think it was. Lucky Charms off the top. If you went to jail for it. Jack, if you were still in Syria, what would you get? It was definitely Cinnamon and Toast Crunch. Lucky Charms got to. Cinnamon Toast Crunch or it just might be some special Captain Crunch that I need. What would you still mark up if you had to steal three serials? We got Apple Jacks. I'm not saying Crunch.  You got Apple Jacks. Put that in there because it sounds like something he would say. Fruity Pebbles is one. Okay. Regular Frosted Flake. Fruity Pebbles over Fruit Loves. Fruit Loves. Fruit Loves get soggy quick then a motherfucker. You got to eat Fruit Loves like you're in a competition. Fruit Loves tastes like a busted pinata. When did you taste the fruit? That's what it would taste like. You just got to put enough milk in it. You got enough milk in it? You ever had the cereal in the bag? Yeah.  The Choco Pops is fucking.  I was at school then. They had bagged cereal at your school? Yeah. Public school? How'd you do? I did good. Favorite subject in school? That was really good at P.E. Yeah. You played sports? Nah. But you're good at P.E. You're good at P.E. He liked to play. Back to your lot of questioning.  Is Glo real or thick in real life too? Because she be on the last and she thick. You got your type of thicks. You know. Thicks. I give her one. Which one is that? Left thicks, right thicks. I like it. It's nice. But back to the you allowing the gorilla to throw those punches. You know that name? He does. Very well. Listen. Don't get on here and act like. Remember when we were in Houston? That is your part.  We didn't eat lunch. We saw you. We saw you. Is that what we do? It's two against one. I'm not against you. That's what I was about to ask you. Why didn't you cut him punching out? I just feel like he coming just in case you get up with him. Your show is about embarrassing black people. You think he was embarrassed? That's what you be trying to do. Nah, it's conversation.  I wouldn't say that. Because we got some white people on the show too. No, you do. Justin Bieber didn't came out yet. Justin Bieber? What do you say when you brought the monkey out? You'll see it.  He didn't bring the monkey out on him. He didn't bring the monkey out. It was one monkey on that bit. Justin brought him out. You know I was sitting down with you. I didn't bring the monkey out. I didn't know. Y'all were discussing. It's called a production meeting.    We can get a layman.  You didn't raise no real place.  You ain't put none of that together. You was just like, alright. The dude that owns it. It's not about the dude that owns it.  Nah, the dude brought all that. The black dude.   He was like, he's from Atlanta. And you gonna use him? Y'all see, if y'all click back into the episode the black dude brought it out. He said, I know him.  And he brought it out. I know him. He won't let up. What we're saying is that what Losus said from what I'm gathering is that he's saying you have the power to shut it down and say hey, hey, hey. We're not gonna do that. If you watch it, I'll stop. No, before he even gets there you have the power to say. You was there when I pulled up.  Now that you say something, I actually do. Why didn't you... I had to say it for you to think of it that way. It was a lot going on. No, it wasn't.  Y'all think it was standing around eating pizza when I got there?  What was going on? So, one I was the first guest what could possibly be going on? It don't even add up. Alright, so you want me to tell you what was going on here? No, tell him. I'm asking. What was going on that had you overlooked the monkey? Alright, so look, check this out. With you, it was only two people that I said I wasn't going to do because I know y'all good at what y'all do and probably having like a debatable conversation y'all was going to win. It was you and Duvall.  I don't like how that sound. Change that up. Which part? That last part. You wasn't trying to do me.  Give me something else. Give me something else. I know you got something else. Let me see. Uh... That's all you can think of? Give me time. Yeah, sit down. Have a sit down with me. Okay, so you came out with me so you're going to bring in the monkey? The monkey.  You know what's crazy? I don't know. But when you look back on it what do you look at it as now because what did he make you think about when he just brought that up? What about the monkey? About the monkey, him and the white man all together. You don't see how it would be like the niggas and monkeys. I didn't look at it that way. It was a lemur. Why are you stuck on that? Why are you stuck on that?  It was close enough to... that's what I'm saying. It was close enough to a monkey where it was believable. I know. That's how I know. It was some talk. They wanted a monkey at first. You don't ask for a lemur off top.  What is a lemur? Why you got to be specific in the species of monkey? It's a unique monkey. It wasn't unique, right? A lemur is like... a lemur is a... Madagascar. It's like Madagascar. Madagascar. If God said, right now, bring all the monkeys. You think the lemurs ain't going?  Come on. You weren't real clear. All of this goes back to your line of questioning. Is there any... is there any method to it? Is there anything you won't do?  You're not respectful? So in your mind, having a monkey was respectful. I didn't say that. We talked about conversation.  What was he supposed to do when the monkey talked to him like... The monkey can't talk? What was he supposed to talk about? The conversation with the monkey.  Yeah, exactly. Man, I've been looking for somewhere to get down there. Actually, I believe that. No!   Of Atlanta? Of Atlanta. Monkeys in Atlanta. You know what my life is missing? Animals. What made you think I wanted to... when you ever seen me with some animals? I never... I never have. I told you, I was trying to be on the safe side. How? I told them I was like...   We talking about the show. You got a whole purse. How you gonna get to the gun? I was like, look, about to hit a question. How you...  We fucked. But you want to be the hero. And I'm blind, bro. But do we look scared? Especially your little pouch? You know you got a little... Jack, you can't see it, but it's a little purse besides you. If you just reach over, like... Like it's right by your arm. You grab it. Just straight and grab it. Don't grab it. Don't grab it. Don't grab it. I don't want to touch his purse. So you say you try to be... That's a special announcement. Well, I already announced it, but I'm going to let y'all know again. We are going on tour. It's starting in June, y'all. Look, we announced it extra early. So y'all got time to get your tickets. No excuses. We got L.A., Philly, Chicago, Atlanta, Houston. Now listen to me, because I know how y'all get. We are still adding dates. I repeat, we are still adding dates.  If you don't see your city, don't worry, we still coming, okay? So make sure y'all go to www.PoorMinds.com and get y'all VIP meet and greets. We all sorry, boo. They been asking me, boy. Alright, we can do it. Make sure you get the tickets, man. Hit the link. I'm putting my hands on this from this time on. Personal stage. It's live right now. Click the link in his bio, my bio. I go to www.InternetCut.com, man. Then get your tickets. Take the tickets. Respectful in your line of questioning. You don't try to be disrespectful. I really do, yeah. No, I don't.  Do what?  Which part? It depends on what you're talking about.   Has anybody got mad at you?  Like, did you add something?  Has that happened?  The whole group?  You know they pull the...  Anybody you won't do. Anybody you won't do it to. No, it's really just conversation. That's what it is. And just knowing and reading the people's energy.  But you could. Now let me ask you this.  Nah, he the only one.  What about the road to everyone? That looked like it was going about to go crazy. How you see it? I heard it and I could just tell what was going on. And I never heard him sound like that before. Nah, it was just the name. So about just getting his name. I really didn't know how to say his name.  Who asked him to come on the show? Rotini. Who you work for? You couldn't replace the N with an M. It was hard for you to say Rotimi. So you could say Rotimi but not Rotimi. Yeah. You're amazing. You're amazing man. So is there a dream guest? Is there somebody you really want to be on the show that hasn't met? Mike Tyson. He's not going to ask if you would do him but he already told you stop saying it.  Somebody that you really want to see. Give me my pieces. Give me both of them. Kanye, that would actually be I'm interested in that. What would be one of the questions you would ask Kanye? It would be hard to just say it straight up. It would be hard to say straight up. It would be hard to say straight up to you. Yeah, like what I would want to say because I had to step into that. You have to get into that mind. It's a mindset thing. Where did that come from? When I was talking with certain people and they was entertaining it social mindset to stay involved with what I'm talking about or what I'm doing.  You can see me. I can see you. It's kind of hard. We can see each other. Don't disrespect Jack like that. I was very disrespectful to somebody who really couldn't see. You did it like three times and then when you say how did I see the Rotimi thing? I'm not going to front. I got in my feelings about that because you questioned my abilities and I told you who was on your show. I apologize again. You say you don't disrespect people man but people be feeling disrespected. If you feel it, I apologize. No it's not. It's just available directly where they sell apps. They don't sell apps on Apple TV?  It is on there.   Oh we do. My house full of Roku's. Yeah. Subscribe to the app. It's only $8.99 a month or $85 a year. So you get a whole year for $85. Did you know that? It's $8.50 and then you got to pay taxes. Yeah. We get them all type of content. You know what? We not even going to tell them who you got your glasses from until they get it on Apple. I mean hey, you got to watch them. The app is available. All of these people that say we should keep putting this on YouTube for free. What about the years of freeness that we've already provided upon you? We gave this away for free for years. Why would you let somebody come invest in the show and put it on another network and you're buying their subscription? You don't ask them why you're buying their shit? So don't ask us we're putting it on the app who's over the app? We saw what you said in the comment. We saw it. The good, the bad and the ugly. So you know what? We folding under this pressure. We hear you. We win indeed.  Just for an hour though. That's all you get is an hour. So don't you can't complain with the rest of it. I think they should get 37 minutes. I don't see, we got to hurry up. We just put a whole bunch of ads in between. Like long way in there. Like five minutes. Hey, how you doing? Slow motion ads. Slow motion ads. Go ahead and make sure. Channel85.com I want to make sure I read what they wrote.  These niggas don't know how to spell or type proper sentences but they trying to get us to get y'all to buy the app. What you think we want to read this shit? Time to 85 man.  Ladies don't shoot like this. That's right. On the app. Uncensored, unfiltered and edited.  That's on the app. Chico got a head right in class that he teach. Nobody passed it.  But we're working on it and you can see it on the app. Tell them about the tax course that we had uploaded on there. They don't even know that we got a whole show about Wall Street. On the app. And we got the arts in the end until the color purple up there. We got the raw dishes all the uncut, all the bloopers. We got all that.  I'm leaving though. We got an hour for free. We gave you what you wanted. Now give us some subscriptions to the app. $85 a year. Channel 85.com 85 South Shore. Get the app. This is what they don't know. The app really $3 but adjusted for inflation. Get the app man. We out of here man. We're not about to keep working all this time. We're working free. We're not going on at the meeting. We on your way to flat. Over here.


Oh my god. That's a sausage made of blood. Me a cap. Blood, blood, blood. Worm's dripping out of its butt. Worm's dripping out of its butthole.  Snapped cock. Ooh. Oh. Boy, you're the one telling the story. I'm just clarifying.  Well, that's what I mean. So that's telling us about his chickens. Had his mother's house. What do you call a female chicken? Chicken. How do you know it's female though? But how do you, what's a female, what's a male chicken? What is a male? Well, actually, you pigs, I respect their privacy. What do you mean? I don't look. Oh. Oh. Wait, if they're okay, a rooster lays an egg on a house like this, like a triangle. Roosters on their eggs. He's done it. He's laid an egg. Dickhead. Sorry. Okay. What about this one? An electric train is going south and the wind's going north. Which way is the wind going? He doesn't know yet. I don't want to play this game. Yes. Okay, sorry. Welcome to episode number eight. Eight? Yeah, I think so. Episode number eight of The Muddy Michael, fully actual podcast. And boy, oh boy, oh boy, do we have a jam packed episode for you? We've got our fussy little boys. We've got trauma trivia. We've got your voicemail, voicemails we're going to play at. And of course we've got the prank haul. And I'm sorry, I need to lead with this. I did not have time to do a dream diary this week, but it will be back next week.   Hey, bro, like what? Did you know that Kookaburras are also native to Papua New Guinea?  I swear to God. Look it up. Why did you find that out? I just, I don't know. What were you doing where it led you to that? He was in Papua New Guinea doing the Kokoda Trail. I've actually been in the Papua New Guinea. Yeah, I've been there. When was the Kokoda Trail? When I was three years old, I did. Call your mum now. I don't have my phone, it's filming. But I seriously have been. I can tick that off. Call your mum now. He doesn't even have her mum. So I heard something about Michael. Yes? I heard he started Gilmore Girls. Okay, this is... Anyone out there know the show Gilmore Girls? Of course they do. It's huge. It's not bad. But like, I can't believe it. Any young people wouldn't know it. Look, look, okay.  I'm sorry. Trying to burn me. Look, there was a stage. I was living with one of our good friends. Who didn't want to be named. Didn't want to be named in this story. We were living in a share house with a couple of girls and they watched Gilmore Girls. And as you do when you're around, you just kind of glance at the TV and they'll kind of go into it. And we kind of watched every episode of Gilmore Girls. How many seasons are there? Like, I forget. Man, I've just sort of tuned in on season one, a bit of season two, a bit of season three.  No, you gotta watch it from the beginning and really get to know the characters.    No, it's pretty good. And don't speak about it like that anymore, all right? Okay. Rory or Lorelai? Lorelai. Which one's Lorelai, the older one? Yeah, Lorelai. You know, he really grinds my gears and I think she shouldn't be on the show.  The fat one? No, no, not the fat one. The one that is like all about the studying books. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.  Yeah, Matt loves her. What's the ending of Gilmore Girls? What happens in the final episode?  What happens in the final episode of one tree hill? You won't know, either. I don't, I've only seen the first three seasons, so I've got a lot to catch up on. I don't even remember what happened last show of OC. Man, I'm pretty sure Marissa dies. Season three, she dies. Yeah, she's dead. Anyway, her career died too. Let's not get, like, we always fall into this trap and Matt loves it, like, talking about shows.  We're not doing it, all right?  That's enough shows, talk. This is real life. OK, real life. Vladimir Putin got reelected. Yeah. Demoditized. Sorry. You look, we've been, we've been training.  We've been training our little bottoms off for this, for this boxing event and it's now five weeks away.  And also eating, got to constantly prepare our meals. Oh, man, I'm just like, my body's, I haven't had a day off. Is that because you burn so much? Is that because you burn so much training? Yeah, you need more food now.  But look, we're coming along nicely and we're getting pretty excited. We chose the song, our walkout song today. We're not going to announce what it is, but it's, it's pretty, it'll stir some emotions, I believe. What was it? It'll stir some emotions deep within you.   Yeah, and people might not know sarcasm that. Yeah, yeah. If you come out silly, you got to back it up, like tied to a vassal comes out to Spice Girls, knock someone out so he can do that. He came out, did you watch him? He just fought on the weekend, just gone, he lost. He came out to unwritten. Oh, really? Yeah, I was getting a walkout to that, which I thought was hilarious, but that is unfortunately lost. Oh, I can't. See, yeah, okay. So you can lose. You do need a hero song. Yeah, you got to have a hero song then, that's what we're saying. Yeah, and what's, what, what else? You went and saw some deer on the weekend. Man.   Is that what you were telling me over lunch? I reckon if you were going to have an animal, that would be an animal you would because they really found it in the face. Really big eyes. If you were going to have an animal, what animal would you have? I just realized I'd probably have a female deer.   You've got five seconds. You've got five seconds. I already got it. I already got it.  No, it's just an animal. Yeah, all right, grizzly bear. It'd be cuddly. It'd be nice. Oh, I don't know. I feel like you'd get lost. Every now and then, it'd be just a big mat fur. Yeah, it'd be too weird. I'd go at least. I'd go a large animal too, because you don't want to hurt them. I'd go maybe, I'd probably go like maybe like a gorilla or something and just see what it's like. No, but again, it's too much hair. Like, at least with the female deer, it's only tiny, tiny hairs. What? Deers are covered in hair. Yeah, but very, very small deer. What animal, what big animal has no hair? A rhino. A rhino. What about a hippo? No. They have no hair. And they'd be like too violent. Too, yeah. Too big. Too shitty. I'd go like a little bit. Well, that's why female deer is quite skinny. Now you're right. Yeah, and like less hair. All right, yeah, you can miss me. And their face is very, very beautiful. Feminine, very feminine, beautiful face. If you shave them, I will. Can you shave a deer?  Then, yeah, OK, you can, if I can shave the deer, I'll go there.  How are you? No, we're not. If that would be our choice, if we had to. And we do have to. Yeah, yeah, so that's the game. So you guys play that at home. Oh, here we go. And that's going to get up. Have you done it again? So Brown's just, he's just got up and left us. And now we're left to our own devices. He's come.  He's forgotten glasses. Oh, my God.  All right, guys, let's get in the episode and get the sponsors, Daniel, because they keep this podcast alive. By the way, please don't forget to like, comment, subscribe because of five star review on Spotify. It keeps the whole wheels churning. All right, liking. And we've noticed the last couple of episodes, the likes and comments have dropped off a bit. Just have a chat to us, man. Drop a comment.    You have five star reviews.  It just keeps the podcast ticking over, baby. Michael's going to say something. We're at 3K. Let's have a look. So remember, if we get to 3K, we may call. Don't say a name. Sorry. You said a name last week. Can you cut it? We are at 3K.  Show me. We are at 3K.  You were saying a name last week. Yeah, well, let's just avoid it. So, Connor. Connor, cut mum's name. You can keep all this in, but you have to cut her name. Connor, cut mum. Cut mum, that's what you're saying. OK, well, we're going to do something for the 3K. This is it. Yeah, I'll have to call mum, don't I? Yeah, yeah, Matt's going to call... We'll call her Jono. Let's call her Jono. No, I was just calling mum. We'll just call her mum. And mum Brown. Mum Brown. I don't think she's going to answer, but do you have a number? No, I don't. I thought you had it once. OK, I can get her numbers. I'm going to get her my phone. All right. How do we do that? I have to pause the... Can we call your dad and tell him we're going to play golf with him, but then not? No, OK. Let's call triple-O. Let's call triple-O. No. We used to. Remember when we used to? Yeah, I know, but... We used to call her... We're not going to do that anymore, because we... that fucks the fucks... Oh, well, let's do the sponsors then, eh? OK. I think... but we will call mum. I'll get the number out soon. Thank you. Sorry. Hi, guys. Hates me. 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You're a lot more happy to see me.  So like, you know, you might not even know it.  You think it's normal. Most people do. You say goodbye to me. You think it's normal. Fitting there. Oh, there's nothing wrong with me.  You haven't said anything bad about my mum. That's mum. Fuck. This makes it so you can have more beers. Yeah. Count of the damage from the beers with a bit of AG1.    Just so everyone knows, it was Luke who watched Gilmore Girls as well. Oh! Man! There are a lot of Luke's out there. If there are, all the wrong. Alright, look, look, look, look, look, look. The fussy little boys, we're still, James is still prepping the food a little bit. Alright, so we're gonna jump into the voicemail segment and do the fussy little boys. Matt's gonna have an EG word. Alright, actually let's do Trauma Trivia, I reckon. It's because there's more people watching at the start of the podcast. So it's good to get the good ones in first. I've got to do work. You should have been more organized, Brown. I asked you if I could have one as well. Did you? In German though, so maybe you didn't understand.  Can you bring me one too, please? That was actually nice.  Alright guys, we got Trauma Trivia. Hit it, Brown.   Trauma Trivia. Trauma Trivia. Great, that's really great, good quality. That's a good jingle. This is a segment where Matt asks questions and we have to answer if we get them wrong. We get a punishment. Who would like to pick? Who would like to pick? Who would like to pick? Who would like to pick? Rock. Marty gets to pick first. Marty gets to pick. Marty gets to pick. One from the hat. One from the hat. It's a little cat. Dead or alive. Cause I'm wanted. That's getting way too into this segment. Dead or alive. It's going to be movie related. Cause I'm a brown boy.  I'm a steel horse I ride. Here we go, here we go.   Alright, would you like to know the punishment? Dead or alive. What do we got tonight mate? So today's punishment is thong. Or jandal. Or flip flop. Depending where you're from. I think people are just from where they are man. Yeah, but where you're from like. You know what I mean? What do they call these in Germany? I have to cook like I'm a thorn. I have to cook like a flattened thorn.  That's gibberish. That's a hundred percent. If that's real then. Is that real? I'm not telling you because that's hurting my feelings. Sorry. Okay. Dead or alive. Dead or alive. Here we go. Here we go. Question one. Question one. Who goes first? Marty goes first. Alright. Ian McCullen who plays Gandalf the Grey. Dead.  Gandalf the Grey is in Lord of the Rings. Dead.   Wait cut. Wait I gave you guys things to write on.   Yeah I've got you there. So I can't remember.  But we did go with that suggestion. So you can write your answers and then you can flip them around. You better not cheat and copy me. This way I won't cheat. So Ian McCullen who plays Gandalf in Lord of the Rings. He also is in Dead or Alive. Ready? Yeah. Three, two, one. Reveal. Camera. We have both said dead. So we have both right? No he is alive and well he's 84 years old. No way. That was cool. That was actually pretty. Really? He's way alive. I thought he was dead. He does get mixed up with the guy who plays in Harry Potter. Frodo. Harry Potter. Frodo. No Harry Potter. Oh yeah that died there.  That's yours. So we both have to get swarmed by this thing. You both get a punishment. Both get a thonging. Do you want to go first?  I became an artist for a bit. I know. You want to see it? Yeah maybe this is a bad idea giving you this. I haven't hit me man. I haven't made any sense that drawing.  You got to lose stool.  Rice boy. Rice boy.   Ahhhh. Put my halala out of there. Oh man my shoulder blade hurts now. Must be the same spot. Pick your spot and it will be the same spot for all hits. I wanted you to go first because I didn't want you to see me stand up.  So I'm going to swing as hard as I can and try to get through your bone. Dude don't break my femur. Ahhhh don't break the femur. You can't. Dude don't snap the femur. That's illegal just thong.   Don't. Oh no. Please. Please I'm sorry.  It stinks.  Doesn't that look like a Floyd? Floyd Mayweather. Alright next question number two. Question number two is for you. Michael? Yeah. Ready? Tell me. Singer, singer, singer, Tina Turner. Dead or Alive. Tina Turner. She sings that we don't need another hero.  Anyway she was in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome great film. Are you ready Marty? Yeah. Three, two, one. I've said dead what Michael said. Dead. You both are correct. Yes that makes none of us get hit. She died in 2023.  She was swooped by an eagle. It was a late abortion. I'm pretty sure I was swooped by an eagle. Alright next question my little homing missile. The 23rd Prime Minister of Australia Bob Hawke famously sculled a beer at the cricket once. Is he dead or alive? 23rd Prime Minister Bob Hawke. Dead or Alive. Cause I wanted. Three, two, one. I've written dead. That is correct. Yes. He died in 2019. He died from too much milk. Too much milk. A shark got him. Yeah. Too much milk. A shark got him. Wrong Prime Minister. Same thing. Alright. Here we go. He's the flustered host. Yeah. Alright. Aussie tennis star Pat Cash. Alive or dead? He f***ed his sister. Ready? Pat Cash f***ed his sister. Yeah. Pat Cash f***ed his sister. Oh wow. You're both very good at this game. We're both right again. We really get some wrong. People want to see us get hurt bad baby. Pat Cash did not f*** his sister Michael. That is not true. Don't believe that everyone here. Michael's trying to start rumors again. You said that. Julie Andrews who plays Mary Poppins and she's in the sound of music. Alive or dead?  Like don't stop movies. For f***ing. Alive or dead Marty. So you can f***ing sing a song for three minutes. Alive or dead Marty.  I love it. Sound of music is great. Are we both saying the same thing? Yeah. She's not dead. She is alive. 80, 80 years old. She's f***ing hanging in there. She's done well. She's magical. That's why. Yeah. Mary Poppins is f***ing. Here you go. Give us a slog little flying. I want to do the standing technique. You're on my back. I see. But you didn't do it the first time because I knew you'd do it too. If I'd done it first, you saw me go first.   Oh my little craving.  Oh you're dancing for me.  Ah Klayla. You kind of miss it. F*** that still hurts. Okay that really wasn't too bad. I got off easy twice now. Twice in a row. And now it's your f***ing turn. Yeah you really let the ball drop though. I didn't even react. Shit. Oh you have to hit the same spot again. Light bleeding in the capillaries. Just breathe. Just breathe your way through it.   I think you put your finger out there. It was here. Oh man. It's such a f***ing sting. It's a sting cling baby wing. Alright man that was hectic Phil. We're pretty good at dead or alive eh? Yeah so what's the, you're equal. No one's really won anything yet have they? No. Alright. We'll just keep going until someone, it's pretty much until someone f***s up and then we have a winner. Yeah until there's an outright winner. Alright. The 37th US president Richard Nixon. Dead or alive. Interesting. I did. I wanted. Dead or alive. Cause I'm a brown boy. On a steel horse. I know this one so. If you've got any other words on your sheet that you get disqualified. Yeah you get disqualified. Alright ready? 3, 2, 1. Reveal. Yeah very good boys dead. Yeah. Alright. Yeah baby. Next we'll keep this going. Edmund Lindek. Say no more you know let's say who that is. Edmund Lindek. Who's a f***? Yeah I don't know who that is. He is an actor best known by you guys from Big Natty. Who's Big Natty? Big Daddy. Big Natty.  Big Natty would be such a gross big guy. He has the famous line that says last night was a fluke. Oh dude. Your woman name? Now Michael knows who that is. Yeah you know who that is. Yeah I didn't know who that was until you said that. You would have made it much harder. 3, 2, 1. He's dead. He's so old. Dead is he? Yeah yeah I just thought cause he's that old already in that movie. Oh man very good f***ing. That's the best scene of Big Daddy. You constantly quote that. Last night I was a fluke woman. Bring it on. That's one of Michael's favourite bits. Of all time. I'm just going to go with someone you're not going to know. Bob Hoskins. Actor dead or alive. Actor dead or alive. 3, 2, 1 reveal. No you're both wrong. He's dead. You have to get another punishment. I'm going to slap the sh** out of your leg baby. Dang sh**. Don't touch. Drawing on me. I'm not a f***ing kid. Drawing on me is so good. It's so hard to get off late at night. Or you go to scrap for days. Come on get up and hit me.  I'm a little trench. Your bathtub water? You want to drink your bathtub water? Yeah you can drink your bathtub. Put a straw in it. Oh my God. Oh my God. My God. Don't insult my intelligence. I'm sorry. I might not know what love is. I am a smart man. I'm a smart man. I'm a smart man. I'm a smart man. I'm a smart man. Oh sh**. I'm scared. I'm sorry. I loosened the wrist and extended through. How many more? Surely that's it. Maybe it's a dead heat this week. I reckon shake hands on that one.   We stop the fight and right. We move forward. That's the truth. And that's the truth. Yeah. Okay. That's the truth. And that's the truth. All right. Everyone. That is trauma trivia. Don't forget to spin the wheel of faith at home and let us know what you end up on. Yeah, it's good to spin a wheel.  Connor. Connor. Matt's wheel of faith landed him on Connor. So he's going to call his family Connor from now on. Give me a little tickle of that. Give me a little tickle.  Imagine if he lied the lie and his arm sets on fire. So all right guys, it is time for one of the most insane segments of the season. It's time Michael and Matt are both fussy, fussy fuckwits. They barely eat a thing unless it's in their perfect conditions. It's weird. Anyway, we're going to see who's fussier with our fussy little boys. Hit it, Brown.   You were under the impression you had. Very good. All right, James, come on down.  I'm actually excited. No, I'm actually like, I've never had this before, but I'm keen to try it. I'm sad about this one. I don't like this at all. Oh, can you smell it? Or is that just me smelling sniffing things?  So what do you reckon, James? So James has had some? It's not my favourite food. Oh really? So all right, let's talk about what it's made of once it's been revealed.  Yeah. So one of the things that is quite common food in Ireland is blood sausage. Blood sausage. Yeah. Blood forced. Blood sausage. Yeah. That's a sausage made of blood. Look at that. Look how slimy it is, Michael. Look how slimy it is. Can you show the end? This is the worst.  Slimy black sausages. And you have to eat them. That is cooked blood.  Cooked blood. Say it, Matt. Cooked blood. It's made from obviously beef blood is the main ingredients. There's a shitload of beef blood and they wait until it gets really gelatinous and jelly-like. And then they also mix in some cereal, like a grain-style thing.  Fat flavour. Fat is the flavour. My uric acid is going to go through the roof. I want to actually taste a little bit. It smells quite nice.  Do you know what it is? It's not bad. Is it warm? Salty. I'm eating cold sausage. It's cold. It's a very cold sausage. Oh my god. Is it really? Yeah, it's delicious. It's nice and salty, but just remember it is blood. When do I go? When I go. One at a time. Matt, you go first. That's blood and fat. That's just pretty good. It's good. It's blood, dude. You can't say that it's good.  Eat more, Matt. It's a pig. Oh my god.  I don't know. Yeah, it's time to overwhelm him. It's stinky blood. Oh, it's been left. It's been left in a vat to harden. Then they scoop it up and put it in the fridge. I won't be able to do this if you keep lying. It's got a virus. The cow had a virus and it's blood. It had cancer. There's cancer cells in there. Do you have mad cow disease?  Salamonella cow. Come on, Michael. Salamonella cow. Come on, Michael. Have the blood. Have the cooked blood. Be a cow. Blood. Blood. Blood. Thick. Thick blood. Thick, dark blood in your mouth.  You've bitten into a throat. Pitch your favorite cow. What blood? Pitch your favorite cow. Cooling in your throat. Your favorite cow is your swallow. Jelly, jiggling jelly. Happy cow in the meadows. Pitch of the hardened blood jiggling like that. Licking your hand in friendship. Dead cow in the back with flies on its back. Fries all over the blood.  Worms dripping out of its butt. Worms dripping out of its butt hole. Yeah. My cut. My cut. I can smell it in me breath. He's a fussy boy.  Four. Matt, what did you give it out of ten? I gave it like a six. It was actually pretty good. If you can give it a six. If you can give it a six have a yeah, I'll have another one I know that Bob it's pretty fucked. Is he vomiting?    I wasn't too bad for me six out of ten six out of ten It's not a good sausage, so it's the worst one we've had so far easy easy Yep The texture it was like your it was dog food.  I'm gonna have my period.   It's just not for me.  Sorry. He's like Cleaned it then I think I like I think Henry ended up cleaning it I'm happy with you. I Would have made you clean it. Oh man. There was no there's no world where you would be able to say no to me But what if Henry's there to do it? No, I wouldn't make him do it.  Henry's a good mate Henry is a good dude. But yeah, there you go that reminded me of that story It is a good way to like bond with people. We should do that for a website video.  I'm not doing it. What if we gave you $500 50 dollars? To get to get my telling him is cheap to get my talents. You're gonna have to go higher $55. No, I like I'm talking. It's got to be into the thousands.  No No, three grand.   Would you do it? Like I reckon no swimming swimming in a public pool. No, what about our pool? Would you do an apple? Yes, what about it the movies or if we went to the movies?  That's a price. All right, we'll give you three and a half K if you do it in the movies In the cinema Really Swimming you'll do it for 3k in the pool or what about running at full speed?  No, what would you do it at a public pool? I can't sprint as it is anyway. We can do it at a public pool. No So just at home in the bathtub. We're not listening. No, you already went through this No, I reckon we do it at our pool, but yeah, we're getting rested if we did in public pool No, no, I don't they just say you had an accident. No, true happens all the time. You guys can do that It's just natural. It's natural. It's waste natural. Yeah, I'm like, what's what do you grossed out about it's a natural thing It is actually cheating is cool. Oh, that's the video idea. It's happening in Brown.   It's good to know swimming swimming's fine And yeah, it's not like out in public. It's our pool would be fine I mean chatting with a girlfriend. I think I know the money limits for me to do embarrassing things So okay. Oh, did you have to decide it with her? No, no, no I just remember I've asked a few times and different things and I think I can Judge what we do we saying way under what she was he's saying and Then you had to get me in the middle. No, I thought you would say higher on a few things I come what we had a few the other day. I come over there were Think was it? Oh, no, it was growing my hair for a year Like I think What the price was I think she got I think we're like 5k and she was like, yeah Yeah, dude, that would be so funny But how would we police that because you just yeah, you can try me while we're not around you'll know No, I reckon man. Do you have a stringy? No?  Oh, yeah, or even I'd love to see him.    Oh, it's poking. It's poking out.    We're fucking. I'm so sorry everyone. This has gotten out of hand. All right guys It's time if you want to see that hang on.  Dude, that's our So it's movies It's us. Sorry. Let's get on with it.  So sorry about that But yes, there's just some that are like they're a bit too.  Yeah, one of the Costa Ricans got loose in the basement Yeah, and to get get here. We had to send someone down for it. Get get it chopped up and taken out.  Our number is oh four six six six o two three. Oh three We also have what's up now? That's right. And that number is in the What's up in the description of what's up? It's oh four six triple six two three oh three I've memorized it on me. I'll let you guys know. So hit it Matt.  So now some exciting things that you have been sending Matt Is really cool. He's we actually got sent and I found out this morning a Ping pong ball put in a four Organ yeah, I guess can we say for school? Yes. Anyway, they've put the ping pong ball in their It was two-thirds of the way over Remember I said in that episode we have to pay for someone's flights to come and see us if they can do it if it's an apple Apple that's right. Yeah. So yeah, so that so if you can wrap a foreskin around an entire apple It has to be a normal sized apple.  Don't hurt yourself It's okay if it needs to tear to get over do it and send us if you can Pay for your flights and you come and do it on a website video for us Yep, and we'll get you some a g1 because that'll fix your right up. Oh, bro Now this is I'm not sure about and I need you guys to help me out here because I listened to this and I was like Is this real life or is this like a glitch in the matrix get ready? What was that? Matt's being Never slept together and the key for long story short I didn't trust her to start off with so She come back to me She sat at my house, and I don't I didn't trust her so anyway A few weeks ago.  And she goes, oh, I've got some bad news to it. I said, oh, what's that?   All right, oh man, how's it going when you're gonna come? Sorry, I thought that story was gonna go differently, but um, yeah, I guess that happens Sorry, yeah, that's that sucks man. What a well, maybe she's confused of what chlamydia is and how you catch it Surely not.  We've got something else that needs to be addressed and this is pretty crazy so Yeah, we did request for some unalive people's stories if you've come across them or you've found a dead body You mean yeah, I guess can we say that? Very very very very good anyway Hey boys dead dead body story I was gonna leave a voicemail, but if my voice gets recognized by people at work.  Oh, yeah I'm a firefighter. So I've seen many many dead bodies But this but the worst one that always comes to mind is a teenager on her red peas in a car crash She was driving home from a night out and she crashed her car on the top and half of her skull Was folded back and her brains were exposed.  I actually knew who she was. She went to school with her Up to use if you put it in the podcast that is definitely that is hectic Mr. Ballant Knew them as well like imagine you just saw someone from school and they're dead Do you know mr. Ballant? He covered the same story that same story exactly the same exact same one So there you go that confirms that we are mr. Ballant Something I realized too. I don't like it a mr. Ballant because I listened him to fall asleep, right? And his ads reads and he's a really Loud and I'm just like it's so frustrating because then I have to like get up and turn it down And then it's the story starting to get up and turn it back up again.  Hey Yeah, so I made me think like I think that's because they're recorded on a separate day Sorry, I'm nothing.    Yeah, which is ignoring which is rude. It's it's possibly it's sexual And I might go to the cops and if you don't know what we're talking about we've been calling a lady called Emily every week and she She had boyfriend wants to tell us a story and chat to us, but she just won't She's just so selfish. She just doesn't allow it to happen. She's making it all about her.  Is that what you're getting at?  It's Emily's. I hope when I like destroying their relationship Well, yeah, I guess Emily's technically matter. It's actually harassing us. Yeah, exactly. So all right So Emily will give you another chance and just see how you go This is unbelievable She's rude. I don't get this. It's just rude.  Let's leave a message. Please leave a short message and it will be sent as an audio message All you had to do is find a ball and play with it And you would have spoken to your boyfriend, but you've gone and you're being concrete without water And you're ignoring it and we're not fans of it. Now stop it That's fair. That's that's fine what we said there now I'm just gonna throw it out there. What do you guys think about this? We give Bailey the boyfriend a chance and we try and contact him directly and we convince him that if he Hasn't broken up with Emily already. He should yeah, maybe we should get him to break up Matt. I reckon we call Bailey Okay She's all right, she's called it. All right, she's she's winning at the moment. We need to call back We're gonna call Bailey her boyfriend if this is how it's gonna be we are breaking the Because the treaty I know but she hasn't answered last week. She hasn't answered this way. She's winning We've got it. We've got to progress somehow. She's playing hard to get Let's see if we can destroy our life a little bit like she's destroying ours Now one thing I've got to find out is um her date of birth and her address Well and wait exactly Matt, oh That'll be used as the teaser Here we go.    Okay. Here we go Oh Do you know what's been happening lately Bailey?   She's she's probably happier cuz you know, she needed to be alone to grow. She's probably drunk Wow We might ring you every week. Yeah, dude. This is good. I feel confident So I keep on taking this MD and I keep on forgetting I was taken and then I ended up overdosing ended up in the hospital What does that feel like ODing on a He forgot, you know, you know when you're coming on. Yeah, this picture that like Times 10 you forget. Well, you know, honestly, I don't really remember I just remember like three days later in the hospital to me mom like look at me.  I don't know and then She said all there's the police have been waiting at the front of law the scene because the boys didn't like check me fuckers and then like couple couple weeks later I thought it was all good. It's the same thing.  Yeah, it's rough. Do you want me to talk about a story about he's kept on like sending alarms on your phone Yeah We've done the same thing we want to spend them in my mate send an alarm to every 30 minutes to take one and we got that Cool, we we forgot we thought we were missing the alarm.  I've looked in the revision mirror I've seen these highlights do like six or seven barrel rolls because they flip the Cliffted dream driving and then he got rushed to the hospital got like a brain bleed and that and then We all ended up back at the same house like the next day still on the bender.  He's walked in the door He's opened the door and we're like thinking oh the fucksies and it's him Still with the wristband on from the hospital is gone.  What do you do?  Oh, wow Is he still alive that guy? No, he's fully fully committed. He's dead now. Is he dead? No I Got stories backed up forever. She's ever if you ever need a like a segment Look, it will be a band of stories. Yeah, Bailey's bender story. I'm very impressed You've done what you should have done which Emily's out of the picture now.   Okay, he's not up to the tinder yet. He won't know what that is. Yeah, you won't even know you that's a little treat for Season five is exciting It's like we're in the past with Bailey right now.  We'll see you dude I love you We've got a new segment. Yeah, let's look leave in the comments if you think Bailey's bender stories is good. Not a bad start. Yeah.   He could have a one of those companies that take you on pub crawls They're called Bailey's benders.  We'll do a second. We'll do it every month or so So if you want to send us anything send it to PO box 2 5 6 take them 4 0 1 8 Queensland Is there anything like that for clients? Yeah, what's the next for client?  We're just gonna call a service station and we're just gonna tell the employees to do Hey, bro, how are you are you at work right now?    Don't say anything not don't say anything about it Just do a shit There's something scary when it's a female Oh, yeah, that way bro, but there are many customers in there right now. Yeah, yeah No, oh perfect.      That's our legacy.  We'll call Matt's mom and he will confess what he did next week I will ring mom for the start of the podcast And yeah You