Welcome to episode number 29 to the Martin and Markle podcast. We are in a house. My house. We're in Michael's house this week. And we'll hear every week. We'll give you a little tour.  I can, because it hurts when I touch my stomach, because I have pancreatic cancer. Ho-ho! Maybe. Maybe. Are you going to let them know? Yeah, well, I guess by the time this comes out, we'll know, or so I'll either be deeply devastated or on a weekend, a bender. Fuck, so would you be devastated if you found out you didn't have cancer? And or would you? No, I'd be devastated if I found out I did have cancer. So the bender would only happen if you didn't have cancer? It would be a celebration. Yeah, OK. Would you just have, what about if you did have cancer and then would the bender be like just? No, I wouldn't have a bender, because then I'd die quicker. OK, OK, I can see that. Well, there you go, guys. Make sure you send some love, even though. Michael pissed a couch on the weekend. Yeah, again, another couch to the list. I had a different sort of party. It is step-parent day, apparently. Yeah, you had, like, karaoke and stuff, right? Yeah, by Goughran and step-daughter through a little surprise shindig. Yeah, it looked cute. I watched the stories. Yeah, it was cute.  Yeah. They're so addictive. It, like, sits over my pants now. We haven't worked out for a long time. Things are on the decline physically. Mental health state is also plummeting. I think it coincides with the physical state. So, yeah, things have just gone pretty downhill. Our magpie video that we put a lot of time and effort into was demonetized. You got threatened with a knife the other week? I am. Maybe we should tell that story. Yeah, oh, yeah. Oh, was that too detailed, though? Because they might listen to it and get all offended.  Yeah, true. They are pieces of work, which is like any human being. All right. On this day, famous birthdays. Today is Mark Wahlberg's 42nd birthday. Wow, he's so young. That was a lie. OK. Also, Kim Kleister's turn 30. Yeah, Kim Kleister's the 10th player. I used to have a massive crush on her when I was a kid. Yeah, we had to give her a call this morning to wish her a happy birthday, which is, of course, also a lie. And Oprah Winfrey turns 73 today. And she has been diagnosed with a third breast. Well, that's probably cancer. No, that's what everyone thought. But it's just she has a third breast growing. Well, we're at the center of that. Just on her stomach, just underneath the original two breasts, that is, of course, also a lie. On this day, in 1963, there were three TVs found on the moon. All right, the next segment, which has, of course, been renamed to low-energy name, suits the episode. And this is a segment where we just read fan questions, which we have been sent in via Instagram. One of our favorite segments, and one of Julia Robert's favorite segments as well, which is, of course, a lie. Oh, here we go. First question is from Tan John Martin, with double N in between Tan and Martin. OK. Oh, yeah. When will Matt Brown from Wholesome come on as a guest? Great question. Perhaps. Maybe, I don't know, maybe for episode number 30. We'll get Matt Brown from Wholesome on. And he can tell us about Wholesome. And he can wear his uniform. But yes, we'll get him on soon.  Yeah, and thank you to everyone who messaged Matt from Wholesome via Instagram. Yeah, apparently last episode, we told everyone too. And he was using Instagram, doing it. He was inundated with them. He couldn't. He had to delete the app. That's how many he was getting. Next message is from it's Matt B2558. Matt B, who's that? Matt Brown. Wholesome.  That's easy. The second one. Yeah, the second one. The first one, you would probably die. Very graphic, but great question. But yeah, the first one, look, the shattered pieces of glass might come out easily, seeing that they're covered in lube. But yeah, I'm definitely going to have to go option number two for that one, because my insides are already quite fucked, apparently, cancer. Fuck. All right, here we go. Jay underscore Dan 34. If you guys never met each other, what do you think you'd be doing now? I'd probably be a rich business tycoon, and I would have started a newspaper recycling industry, not just a business, an industry that recycles newspapers. And I would have built drones that go and collect the newspapers that people throw out, and the drones would collect the newspapers, bring them into the factory, where they would get recycled into rubber, and then I'd sell the rubber to companies that buy rubber. And I'd be a multi-millionaire, and my name would be Klim Payne. Payne's good. I'd probably be, I reckon, number four in the world at tennis. And he wouldn't be able to walk, and he'd be really, really fat. Yeah, it'd be like, what's it called, the wheelchair at tennis, like power. Oh, I thought you meant gaming. He'd be number four in the world at gaming tennis. Nah, nah, I'd be the actual tennis sport. I don't think so. Yeah, okay. You'd be number four in the world at gaming, and one, not even the most popular tennis game, like the fifth most popular tennis game, maybe Anna Kornakova Smash. Smash sport tennis or something, yeah. Yeah, and he'd be the fourth best, and incredibly overweight. Fun fact for you guys, speaking of gaming, me and Martin were in the top 10 in the world at Worms Armageddon 2. Number nine we were. And we did beat the world number one multiple times. Anyway. All right, next question is from the Ben Fisher. At what age did you, Marty, start to get flustered in feelings for cows? Oh, look, I've always had that. Even as a child, I noticed feelings of rage when we lived on a farm. Yeah, so from very early on, but the feelings definitely intensified through puberty, and when I came of age, and I first acted on them maybe in my late teens, I bitch-slapped a huge dairy cow, and then that sort of rolled me right up, gave me goosebumps and a very, very painful erection. And yeah, I just sort of got more and more violent from there and started closing my fist to punch and kissing with teeth. And then of that, of course, eventually led to a full-blown penetration after knocking the beasts unconscious. Did, like, so you didn't act on it till late teens, so when did you start thinking of it when you were young? I started fooling around with them maybe like 13. Well, you quickly have a grab and then pushed it away or something. Yeah, start hitting them and chasing them and throwing sticks at them and spitting at them and then scratching their legs.  Cows will always be there. Cows will always be there mooing and bleeding and running through fields. What's feels, what's bleeding mean? I think it's like mooing. Okay. All right, next question is from underscore nyala.munich with an underscore at the end. Did you just touch me then? I did. Okay. Why did Jackson live with you? It's a great question. He definitely regretted it early on. He, yeah, it's not really, it's not a nice house and we're not nice to live with and the place was fucked and we were still really poor at this stage. And yes, I don't know.  We got videos done and it was fun. It was a lot of fun. We did a lot of silly things. We smoked a lot of weed and got high at night and gained and ate a lot of junk food and we kissed. Yeah. We used to sleep next to each other. Yeah. And yeah. And now he just lives down the road. This is from Mendel Hertz Witz. Can you please roast fast and furious? Oh fuck, we've done it so many times. Haven't we? It's hard. He's got to get hate and energy into it. Yeah. I'll just stop points is. Just don't like, yeah, they just, look, you've watched five minutes of the movie and you know exactly that the main character is going to get the girl at the end and that there's a big boss guy that he's going to have to battle at the end and the main guy will just win and then he'll probably become maybe friends with the main bad guy. That's what's going to happen.  Yeah, actions too. The good guy always misses, dodges all the bullets and there's one good guy and like 50 bad dudes. Action movies are fucked. It's like there's no, it's like they can't get hurt. If they can jump off 10 story buildings and land on the ground and be okay. It's not on. They're not superheroes. And if they are, just say they are. Yeah. They should be wearing capes then to make that clear.  Yeah, God. General, like if you're obsessed with cars, that's, it's not on. It's too far. I think, yeah, just like, yeah, a car's a car. Like it's not living. It doesn't provide milk. You can't cut it up and turn it into beef. It doesn't have beautiful little fine coat of hair on it. It doesn't have massive, beautiful head, plump cheeks. It doesn't have hooves. It doesn't have anything.  I'm sure you can.     I love their eyes. They're so huge. Yeah, I've put a thumb in some. Thumb in the eye and pushed it as far in as I could. In front of its calf.  Holy, yeah, the cars are fucked. Yeah, the cars are fucked. Cows are great. Oh, this is from Nicholas, underscore Malone24. How long have you had your dog for and how's he going? Six years and he's going real good. He's, I think he's putting on a bit of weight. I'm going to have to put him on a diet again. When's he turned seven? Next April. Oh, wow. Yeah, so he's like six and a half nearly. So I'm, yeah, he's life expectancy is only like nine. So, but I think he'll probably live to maybe 20 because I still don't fully believe that he is a dog. Yeah, he is. He's part human. Yeah. He's size, he has emotions. It's crazy. This next question is from Bryce, our mate. He says Aussie, his Instagram is Aussie underscore carts 99. Who's the owner of Bosley? Marty is. I had Bosley given to me as a gift like six years ago. And, yeah, now he's all mine. And this question is the last question. It's from Jordan.crawley, our mate from Melbourne. And he asked, what kind of kids were you both?  And you were naughty. You always get in trouble. I was a very naughty boy, very naughty. And mum would always get really angry because the principal would call every day and say the naughty thing that I had done. I'm also naughty. He's my report cards. You said naughty, naughty, naughty. And that's it. I was school captain. Yeah. I was an angel until high school happened.   Now leave it. Let it land on you. Let it land on you. It did land on my nose. Yeah, good. Leave it. Why is it hanging around me? Why do you think? Lean forwards, continue to talk and let the fly be. God, what's wrong with you, man? It's a living creature. Yeah. Sorry, dude. Flies are quite important. All right, that's all the questions. All right, which of course brings us to our next segment, which has been renamed. Do you want to know what it's? Yeah, yeah. What's it been renamed to? Why are you doing that? Because you're going to... Ah!  Is the name of the new segment. And this is a segment where we tell an old, old wooden ship. Oh, is this story time? Yeah, it's story time. It's time where we tell an old story and this story is a story that has been strung out for months and it all exploded last week. The police showed up. We called the police, believe it or not. We invited the police to our house. Yeah, it's a change. It's different. Normally they just come. We feared for our safety. So a while ago, Jackson and Lockie were over and we have a lot of unruly, very loud people that come over here a lot.  So fair enough, some of our neighbors are a little disgruntled, a little offside. And it just so happens that Jackson and Lockie were walking down our driveway and Jackson was filming an Instagram story and Lockie walked into our neighbor's fence, which dinted it and put that on Instagram. And someone who knows the neighbors has sent that Instagram story to them and they have thought that we've done it on purpose or something, but we didn't know. We got, how did we first find out? We got a letter from the real estate, didn't we? No, no, no. What happened was we found out, well, I didn't even find out, my roommate who lives with me finds out because he wakes up as just as he's moved in to a knocking at the door with screaming, had no idea what the fuck's going on, opened it up. It's old mate, one of the neighbors who's- The guy who lives there, he's quite upset. So he came over and was- Threatened us. Was doing some pretty threatening things, turning his hand into a gun and pointing at us and saying, I'm gonna get all of you guys. I'm gonna sort you guys out, start paying for the fix of fence, blah, blah, blah.  Yeah, so, yeah, Lockheed was like, I don't know who you are, I don't know what's going on. And then anyway that he left. And so, and then Lockheed told us obviously and we didn't, even then had no idea which fence was broken or whatever. It was only when we then found out, when Jackson and Lockheed told us, oh, Lockheed walked into that fence and then we saw there was a little dent in it that we're like, oh, that's the fence. Anyway, we knew the guy was really annoyed. And so we were sort of hesitant to go there because he was, you know, was quite threatening. If you threaten someone over a fence, you're fucked.   If you care about a fence, you're fucked. Yeah. End of story. Well, I don't, yeah, I think that there was more to it but we didn't know that there was more to it at this stage, right? So anyway, a month or so goes by we're sort of waiting because the guy came over and said that we need to pay for the fence. So we're sort of waiting for them to get the fence fixed and then we were just planning on, we're just gonna make Lockheed pay for it there. And then, because it was, you know, a little awkward now, but anyway, months went by, then there was another time when no one was home except one of our friends had crashed here on the night. And again, he came over real early in the morning, was banging on the fence, saying, I know you're in there, saying that we have to, you know, pay for the fence, blah, blah, blah. So he, the guy just had random outbursts every now and then over the space of the five months. And he'd never confronted me. I'd never seen it. And anyway, so this happened a few times. And then I was just last week, I was walking up the driveway, I saw him fixing his motor bikes and I thought, oh good, I can talk to him and, you know, sort out the awkwardness finally. Cause, you know, everyone that lives here was pretty scared of him. He's like, he's a big dude, you know, rides around on motor bikes and stuff like that, but not so much his appearance, just the things that he would say were very intimidating and threatening.    You've had five months to get it fixed.  And then I was like, oh, yes, we will. I will pay for the fence.  And he's saying, more and more worked up, really, really worked up. And then he's like, why didn't you come over? You've had five months to come over and pay for it. Why haven't you done it? Well, because after the first time you'd threatened the housemates, everyone's sort of a bit scared to come over. And you've intimidated everyone at the house. And then he got right up in my face and then pulled a handle of something out of his pocket. He was working on his bike. I initially thought it was a knife, but it could have been a tool, could have been anything. So yeah, but he's meant it in a really intimidating way. And he's just pulled half the, whatever it was out of his pocket, just revealing the handle and got right in my face. And then I just sort of turned and walked away and he was just sort of screaming and carrying on. You think it's like you should be intimidated? Yeah, yes. There's been more threats, level-headed dude.  So yeah, he's just saying basically that he's gonna come and take something that's worth whatever it costs to fix a fence.  So I came indoors and we just called the cops straight away. Cops came over and then we just explained everything to them and asked the cops to go and talk to the guy because obviously whenever we try and talk to him, he just blows up. Like that was proven when I tried to talk to him to resolve it. He has anger issues. Yeah, so anyway, the cops went over there and then spoke to them and then came back. And the cop said that he didn't say a word. There was all his wife that was doing the talking. And the reason why he was so annoyed is because the wife for the last five months has felt really, really scared and intimidated by us living here. Apparently we do things that are really scary and they watch the videos obviously. So they just think we're a bit crazy and apparently the husband works away a lot, which of course we didn't know. I don't know why she expected us to know that. But yeah, he works away a lot and just apparently she was under the impression that we were trying to intimidate her, which we never would do and have never done.  So we just do it to each other. Anyway, so the police was like, oh, she wants to come over and talk to you and wants to get an apology and blah, blah, blah. So we're like, yeah, bring her over and then we spoke to her, apologize for the fence, Lockie gave her some money for the fence and the reason that she was so upset was, yeah, because she thought we're intimidating her and then her husband would get home from work and she would tell her husband and then he'd race over and go off his nut and intimidate us.  Yeah, again. Because when we pull that to her light, like to show her that that's been happening, she's like, oh, well, you guys can take it because I've seen what you guys do, like your gel blaster vids. So it's like, just cause we can hurt each other on screen and what we do for videos doesn't mean he can threaten us because we can take it.   Obviously didn't, doesn't like what we do and then thought that it's okay for her husband to do those things because of the things we do in videos, apparently we should be able to take it. But we called the cops at the end of the day cause we felt intimidated and we didn't even know that she was upset. We didn't even know that she felt like that. Write a letter if you're that like upset and put it in the mailbox, be an adult. But anyway, solve now.  Yeah. We don't know if it was a knife, but he was- He was very angry. Suggesting that. Very angry. Quite upset. Yeah. So that's story time.  Don't, yeah. Don't hurt fences. Ooh.  We just shot a little elastic band and it mapped from wholesome and we got a little fright. All right. That is the end of story time. Now we're going to dive into another segment and this segment is, it's, it's, I think this is what the first time we're doing it. I think. We're going to read on our YouTube channel, fully actual, to see what people want us to talk about. Could be topics, could be other questions, but this is from, this sub-segment is us reading it from YouTube, not Instagram. Yeah. So our YouTube channel, fully actual, people have been commenting on it and we're going to read some out from our last episode, episode 27. Yeah. This, all right. Let's get straight in. Well, we didn't give this segment a name. I guess we should probably give it a name. No, I didn't mean to leave it. Oh God. That'll be the name. Remember that for next week. Okay. Write that down. All right. So we have here from episode number 27, which is where we had Locky on. Episode 28 hasn't come out yet because we're, you know, in front. All right. Let's go through and read some of these. Do a whole video of prank calls. We might do a compilation eventually. Mighty Markle's content means to me what cows mean to Mighty. Everything is lovely. Don't ever stop making podcasts. Oh, that's also lovely. I'll see if we can, if I can survive. Cancer. Incredible. Love the podcast. If this is your last, you better be scared or something. Amazing guys. So happy you got Locky on. Yeah. Locky was good. Good to see Locky being Locky, not trying to act funny. Love the podcast. Thank you. Such a lovely, such a lovely comments. What's the gayest experience you've ever had? Michael nearly fucks Jackson. Yeah, but that wasn't probably hooking up with a dude, like just with tongue. Yeah, but as a joke. Yeah. Yeah. To make people angry at bars because they are homophobic. Yeah. Yeah. So, but it's, it's like, it's not what, it's not just passionate, real kissing.  Hardcore Frenching. So you're not really, it's not romantic. Just banging your heads together with your thumbs out. La la la la la la. Basically. So yeah, that would be the most. And also, Michael's tossed a guy off before. Yeah. You should take your tops off. $400. You should take your tops off? Dude, no way. Maybe, maybe in like six months. When we started taking steroids, if I'm still alive, I can't say.  I've noticed Luke Irwin copied your microwave science experiment and is another one that said you should get him on the podcast. Yeah, we get Lukey on. Yeah, he's down in Sydney though. It's a fair hike. Next time he's up.  No, no, Mitchell Vlogs.   Two penny milk. Wow, dude. He was from day one. Two penny was a guy that made like a fan videos about us when we were nothing. When we were just starting out on YouTube back in the day when we weren't even Marty and Michael. So that was like five years ago. Go subscribe to two penny milk. Yeah. What numbers are at the end? Eight, nine, oh, eight. There you go. Did you get to visit any weed dispensaries in California? So what was your favorite thing to try? Yes, of course, we went there. We bought CBD oil, not from them or obviously you can get that anywhere, but yeah, we bought heaps of joints, heaps of different weed. Edibles, some edibles, little gummies. We double-dropped and then we went on scooters in mid scooter ride to the cinema that we're gonna see a movie. It hit and oh my God, it was hard to stand up. Yeah, it's fucked. But yeah, very cool. I can't wait for that to be around in straya. What's the most disturbing slash scariest thing you've ever experienced? Sleep paralysis? Yeah, that's pretty scary. Yeah, probably, is it so supernatural and weird sleep paralysis? Probably just like health scares. I appreciate it. I just hate anything to do with health.  So annoying, it's be healthy. Yeah. God. Yeah, I think about death a lot. If we're being honest. But yeah, that's that question answered.  We did a brand deal for these shock pen guys a while ago and they sent us like 20 of them because we needed a few for the video. So yeah, and we just like to have them around just in case someone asks for a pen or something and then they get one and push it down and shock themselves. So yeah, it's quite comical, isn't it? Yeah, it's pretty good. Like playing little pranks on people who visit. We've shocked a few people, let's put it that way. Yeah, definitely. Don't come over if you've got a pacemaker or something. Or a weak heart. Yeah. Or cancer. Don't come over if you have cancer. Oh, dude.   Yeah, we've done a lot of, yeah.  Well, we don't really remember much. Yeah, it's just all black. It's impossible to pick one. The time when we were like 18, when we used to pretend to be a famous rock band and would get free drinks and girls that way. The time we used to, with that time we killed that guy.  Yeah, the time we took that guy and kidnapped someone, the time we found a raped man at the end of the night. Oh man, yeah. There's two men, how do you choose? All right, next question. Could you talk about the greatest assets of a tourist man? I am taught, we are tourists. Yeah, on the cusp, I'm nearly a German. Look, I've read them for fun, read the little things, but God, they're really, there's just, like, what are you fucking, mean star signs? The tourist is meant to be a really stubborn, quiet person, so that's not right. Yeah, wow, is that, I've heard it's stubborn. I'm pretty stubborn, but quiet. I guess we're not really quiet. The tourist is meant to get obliterated, drunk and piss themselves involuntary everywhere. So that's, that doesn't... That's me, but no you're... Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right, yeah, wow. Okay, yeah, so maybe there's a few things, a few things about tourists that are spot on. Jaden Stacker has said, when you met Marty... In high school. 2005. Really, yeah. Oh, 2005. Half our lives ago. All right, then I want us to talk about, have you traveled to another planet? Yes, we have. Yeah, astral projection. Yeah, and also physically, we flew a plane once. I thought about that. Flew a plane and veered too hard to the right. There was one time I went out on a boat. I was just on a tinny and I drove, like, out to sea and to the point where I couldn't see land anymore. Yeah. I'm pretty sure I got to another planet. That definitely sounds like it. If you can't see land, that's probably like, maybe Mars or something by the sounds of that. And yeah, that was that. One time where the plane banged a bit too hard to the right for like 40 seconds and I'm pretty sure that we were like near Mercury or something like... Yeah, we hit it and then we deflected off it. Going through the atmosphere of it. So like, yeah, weird shit, but yeah, yeah. So of course, of course we have.  Yes, weekly. I can't do it. Well, yeah, we both of us can't do it, but we swing them at each other as hard as we can. Yeah, we have battles with them. Talk about your first route. Oh, man. Oh, I know what you were going to say. What am I going to say? It wasn't long ago. It literally happened just before Maniki said. Yeah, well, it was it was the first time with the cow. Yeah. So you'd never if you were acting out as a teenager on them, then what the fuck? How is it going to take till you're 29? Well, I didn't really count it as sex for a long time.  And so it's not 100 percent sure like there's no memory of it. So did it ever really happen? Yeah, it's like it was first time. It was the first time I remembered having sex was. Yeah, right. Wow. Yeah, I was like 12. It was at the local Catholic Church. Uncles. There were 15 uncles around. My uncle was a priest at that point. And yeah, it went from thumbs to fists to cock. It went from thumbs and bums to fists and wrists. Matthew Brown, wholesome Jeff from Jake Osborne. Matthew Brown. Matthew Gregory Brown works wholesome, wholesome concrete. They've got their headquarters there in Milton. So Matthew Brown is quite high up. He's worked his way up the ranks there and got the promotion a while ago. I wonder, yeah, so he's got a few people under him. And yeah, let's just say, yeah, things are going well and wholesome. So Matthew Brown is a big, big part of that. So Matthew Brown wholesome, wholesome concrete. Such a creepy voice.  Oh, one time this.  So there, that's probably my weirdest.  And then they went like this and spread them. And the not the rings that she was wearing had like jagged edges. So as she springed them out, they sort of cut. I remember that. I remember laughing and painting. I was making, I was painting at the time. Yeah, you loved your paint painting, then. Do you have any phobias? Yes, birds, birds terrify me. I was attacked by a magpie. Yeah, I was attacked very aggressively when I was a small boy and it nearly killed me. It was bomb diving me.  And I was lying on the ground screaming for like a long time. Someone died this morning from a magpie. We just released yesterday. It would have been out for over a week now. Yeah, go watch our magpie video. We did another experiment and of course it got demonetized because Facebook's great. And yeah, this guy died. Apparently it swooped him and then he lost his balance, came off the bike, hit a fence and died from head injuries later on that day. That's not on.  Yeah, that's weak. If it's. Yeah, he's always pretty old. He should know he'd had a good run anyway. Then you've got 76 years to figure out to not be weak. Like you should be stronger at that age. I didn't get it. True.  Fuck. And then the last question, your other channel is better than this channel. All right, which brings us to our final segment and which has, of course, been renamed with a lot of question answering today. Yeah, everyone learned a lot about us. All right, the final segment has been renamed prank calls with Marty and Michael. Dot dot dot and then that bit at the end. Oh, and this is a segment where we just do some prank calls. And this week's prank call idea. My phone's filming this so I can't see the guy's username. Fuck, he wanted a shout out, but sorry, dude.  I thought that was a good idea.  It's ringing. Hey, can I just make a pickup order, please? Yes. Can I get one large barbecue meatlovers, please? What are the the base sizes you have again? What are the base sizes you have again? Like the. Yeah. Yeah, so what are they? All right. Yeah, I'll just get a large, please. And can I get, do you guys? What's that one with with pineapple on it? Hawaii, Hawaiian, like the the country. We got pizza with there's like a frame with pineapple on it as well. With with the pineapple on there as well. You are you are quite the the breath of fresh air. I'll tell you that much. I've never experienced a order like this before. Yes, I'll I'll have one of them. Thanks. Very good. Very. Yes. Oh, my God. That is you are very witty, very quick on your feet there. Yes, I'll get the the Hawaiian, please. And what what what drinks do you guys have? Oh, she's just said Mountain Dew. Oh, excuse me.  Unbelievable. I'll just have the the Pepsi Max. Thanks, Mountain Dew. I'm going to use that one. I'm going to use that one from now on. That's great. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just Pepsi Max. Thanks. Very funny. Yeah, do you guys have any sides? So what do you have any side specials with the two large pizzas and do you have any side deals? Pardon? Oh, I can see. Well, what did you say? What are there any specials? Do you guys have any specials for two large pizzas? So with a garlic bread in a drink? I just put me on hold. Yes, I'll I'll get the what did you call it? The the garlic bread, was it? Yeah, yeah, put me down for for one of those things. So so how much how much is all of that in total? Garlic bread is a classic. Literally had tears in my eyes then. Very, very funny. Sorry, how much was that? Thirty nine dollars and ninety cents. That's that's nearly thirty dollars. Yeah, wait, is this another joke? So this isn't you're not making another hilarious joke. This is you're being serious. Twenty nine dollars. I'm just going to have to check my bank details because I thought I thought it'd be like fifteen dollars tops. It's not. Just a couple of you said traditional pizza then that was so funny. Do you do comedy or something? What is this? Am I being like recorded or something? What's with all the jokes? Seriously? What's with all the jokes? I've never. Oh, my God, is this like something that just you guys do just be really funny or something? Fuck's sake. Hello? Yeah, yeah. So yeah, so twenty nine dollars was it? Yeah, I'm going to have to I might just have to put that order on hold and give you guys a call back because I've only got about fifteen dollars in coins, but I might have a large silver spoon that's worth fifty dollars. I could bring that in. Anyway, I'll get back to you. I am currently in my neighbor's house. I love you. Oh, man. I wish you kept doing that for like like in thirty seconds. Yeah, next time next time when the the cancer isn't looming, we'll be much funnier. OK, so everyone have a lovely week. This is the end of episode twenty nine that you might have noticed those are watching that the painting is missing on the right. It's because Michael frisbeid it into the wall and destroyed it. So if you have any artwork that you want to send in, we'll have a box soon. I've got to sort that we'll just we'll just DMS your picture and we'll get it blown up and put there. Yeah, new spot available. OK, we'll go down Officeworks and get it blown up and put it in a frame. Would you like that? Yeah, are we still the best this week? Yeah, look, we are. But it's just a different type of best with the best at having health issues and being sad. OK, yeah, all right. All right, so we'll see you guys next time. Don't forget to always put your shoes under the couch so that people don't trip on them as they walk into your house.   We're the best, we're the best, we're the best.


Hi, I'm Chris Thompson for Investor Intel and today I'm with Marty Weems. He was the North American president of American Rare Earths ticker symbol on the Australian exchange is ARR But it also trades on the OTC under the ticker ARRNF. How are you today, Marty? Hey, I'm doing great. Thanks for having me today, Chris. Great. So America Rare Earths focuses on Rare Earths, which has been quite in the news these days especially in North America and as governments look to secure domestic supplies, maybe you can just sort of cover off what's going on in the US where your operations are. Yeah, thank you. Thank you, Chris. I appreciate that. Thanks for covering this sector so well. You know, this sector remains strong. Your audience knows that. You know that significant tailwinds. There's continuing pressure to develop supply chains outside of China and rising raw materials prices. So we're seeing consistent accelerating market pull and government push and that's that's a really fantastic motivator for us to deploy, you know, capital as a really well funded mineral explorer. Yeah. And so for people who may not know, the Rare Earths are key these days and often they're called either critical metals or technical metals, technology metals because they're used in a lot of the new new electronics as well as the electric vehicles. Maybe you could just briefly touch on, you know, sort of the key industries that are demanding these minerals. Yeah. So the big consumers at the moment and, you know, in all of predictive models that I've looked at are certainly electric motors, the electric traction motors in electric vehicles and also offshore windmills and then refrigeration be that air conditioning or, you know, actual refrigeration units in the motors therein. So those are the big volume and accelerating consumers, but they're used in a wide variety of technologies and defense industry end-use applications. Yeah. And as I say, it's often called a critical metal because you can't substitute it. So let's talk about a couple of your projects that you have in the US. Your main project is La Paz in Arizona and that's at a resource stage and you've just had some recent news about some work you've done there. Maybe you just touch on that news release. Yeah. So actually a handful of really strong releases over this past probably nine months.  You know, most notably, you know, less than a year ago at the result of some drilling in 2021, we were able to upgrade our maiden resources in La Paz to over 170 million tons, making it one of the largest in North America as an active project. And while we were doing that drilling in the resource area, we did some exploratory drilling about three kilometers, four kilometers to the southwest. And I believe we may have discovered another substantial ore body. We've now put an exploration target on that that exceeds 700 million tons up to over 900 million tons in grades that are as good or better than the maiden resource area. So we may have a larger big brother next door, which is quite exciting. And then we're actively working on metallurgy, as we speak, that's being done in Perth, Australia by the folks at Nagrum Labs and under the direction of Wood PLC. And we have, you know, we're quite aggressive in our field work, mapping, sampling, and actively drilling both at La Paz Project in Arizona and at the Howlett Creek Project in Wyoming. And the the met work you're doing for your projects, what's the importance of that for investors of getting that from a processing standpoint? You know, that's, that's really important.  So, you know, industry watching experts, you know, such as yourself and your audience already know that the the key to the company's projects is metallurgy. This is a core part of our ongoing activities. You know, as I mentioned, it includes this work by Nagrum. We've had some previous work by Saskatchewan Research Council with Wood helping us out and they're guiding that traditional mental processing flow sheet, which is all important. Additionally, on that mental processing and metallurgy front, there's collaborative work with various U.S. national laboratories and Elite Research One universities doing cutting edge work on potentially disruptive extraction, separation and purification technologies. We hope to weave several of these discoveries into a new tech stack that's more environmentally friendly, water sparing, high efficiency. And Chris, you know, Thorium is a real thorn inside of the industry. I was going to ask about the nasties. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, especially in Wyoming, our Wyoming project and our Arizona project, our extraordinarily low uranium and thorium content material from Howlett Creek and LaPause have been especially popular with these labs. A few of these labs, very few of these labs, can actually handle radioactive content. So, you know, we make their job easier in many ways. So, we look forward to sharing the results of these relationships in the future. And right now the drilling at LaPause is that you have an existing resource. Are you building upon that? Yeah. So, we have a plan and permit and applications in process for additional drilling in the resource area. But prior to that and actively happening right now is in this new Southwest area that's three, four kilometers to the Southwest. We're actively drilling right now as we speak that's been going on for the past month or so. We expect to wrap that up probably later this month, maybe the early days of next month. We've already sent first loads of that core off to American Assay Labs in Sparks, Nevada. So, you know, we're drilling both in the new area at LaPause as well as we have permits in process to do a pretty robust additional drilling program in the resource area. And how close is the resource to surface? It's exposed at surface. So, it is consistently exposed at surface. There's some areas that have some alluvial cover, but by and large this is consistently exposed at surface. So, this could potentially be an open pit mine then? I would be surprised if it's not. We're operating on the current assumption that it is almost certainly to be. And your Howlett Creek project, it's exciting times there. You've just started your initial drill program and how to news release on that. Maybe just touch on a few of the key points. Yeah, we're really excited about that. You know, Wyoming is a great mining jurisdiction. We have a really exciting collaboration with the University of Wyoming School of Energy Resources as they work on the Department of Energy's core CEM or critical minerals projects. So, they've been incredibly supportive and encouraging, been on the property and we collaborate with them and are sharing data with them and they're helping us. So, when we first acquired this, it was less than 75 acres from Zenith Minerals in Australia.  Our geologists got in there, really aggressive work. We've been able to negotiate additional exploration leases with the state of Wyoming on state land, which is extraordinarily mining friendly. And then we've also expanded another several thousand acres of Bureau of Land Management mineral areas. So, that property is well over 2,000 acres now from the 75 acres it was when we acquired it. Surface sampling just continues to exceed expectations and that has gotten us motivated to accelerate on our previously planned drilling program, where we're actually doing it a little bit earlier than we originally planned because we're excited by what we see there. And this plan is, I think I read somewhere about nine holes and almost a thousand meters is, and when you think you get the results back on that. Yeah, so that drilling has just started in the last couple of weeks. We're actively still drilling log and core, got two drill rigs on those holes, so they're moving quite quickly. We think we might finish a little bit ahead of schedule there, but labs all over the world are stacked pretty deep in core these days, so it's a little bit of a slower process than we would like. But the lab has told us they'll get to it as quick as they can. We don't expect any extraordinary delays, so given current timing, here we are towards the end of March, I would think by the end of May we'd have data and be looking to make some reports to the market relative to what we're finding in that core. Well, that sounds great. Well, I look forward to watching your progress for this year. The rare earth is definitely a space that I am interested in, and so other investors should be looking at it as well as we try to secure that North American supply of these critical minerals. I just wanted to thank you for your time today. I was speaking with Marty Weems, who was a North American president of American Rare Earths, traded in the Australia exchange under the ticker symbol ARR, and then the US on the OTC market under ARRNF. Thanks, Marty. Yep, thank you, Chris. Bye-bye.


Good morning, thank you very much for the invitation to come and speak the topic of my conversation the The evolutionary mismatch I present is very different from most of the other angles that I see here It started with a Simple question as many things do start it start with the question. Why are teeth crooked? so I'm an orthodontist I Deal with crooked teeth. It's my profession and I think it's very important to understand the cause the etiology of what you're doing and of course science often starts with the question why a Member meeting a German engineer and he was taught to ask the question why I think six times But you need to ask why why why? It's my favorite word now We have a problem crooked teeth and at the moment the solution seems to be straighten them well We do prefer simple answers a Concern has been that teeth don't seem to stay straight I mean I'd ask a poll here. How many people here wearing retainers of some sort? So quite a few wearing retainers of some description like so teeth aren't staying straight the next answer is hold them straight now The scientific evidence would suggest That this is an evolutionary disease so It's predominantly the environment with a sort of genetic flavor to it and the vast weight of quality publications in peer-respected journals suggests that it's an environmental disease or Predominantly environmental disease and yet we seem to be treating this as if it were a genetic disease and this is My issue Now there are no real alternative theories. There's no real decent returnative research the Image on the bottom left is taken from someone called William Prophet his book that is the predominant textbook of orthodontics and there he suggests a known cause of about five percent now those are the syndromes the pathologies Diseases and other things so you know those ones clearly and obviously so for most children Most of you who have had orthodontics There was no known cause they didn't know what the problem why the problem existed now This is my Bible. It is not the easiest read but this man cartini he has spent his life researching this and And He has there's a lot of important information that that's where I gained have gained a lot of interesting facts Now when we look at the etiology the cause So you don't find malocclusion present throughout our evolution until civilization for the masses the average person There was very little crooked teeth till about 250 years ago then You don't really see it in any of the other 5,400 species of mammals and There's a lot of other species of mammals. I mean we've got You know a huge number of and you can also talk about those that have been dead or extinct Although interestingly you are seeing some malocclusion present in the domesticated Cats and dogs and of course in England. We have this each situation with cities being infested with feral foxes that live off our Waste and we're seeing crooked teeth aka malocclusion within these groups now What we do See is this pattern Sorry, I will do first We don't see malocclusion either or we see less malocclusion in the indigenous populations So the indigenous populations are alive today, and they're not living such an indigenous lifestyle And yet there's a significant tendency for them to have less of a problem This is an issue some images of Inuits This was from war who was a contemporary interestingly of Western price Who observed the Inuit population and they're an interesting case because you have a group of Inuits who? At the stroke of a pen became Canadian citizens there were then eligible for social housing and food stamps and some groups chose that option and within two if not one generation of a pure bred sample who Until that point had had near ideal occlusion You got severe malocclusion similar to the indigenous population So that was very telling But of course, I draw a graph here, and that's a logarithmic graph Following you Homo sapien and anatomically correct Homo sapien now you could probably extend I know we've got this find in Algeria now We think we can extend that back 350 or 320 thousand years, but We had a fairly constant five percent and that harks back to that pathological group But didn't really start until we started farming until we went through the second second epidemiological transition we moved from subsistence sorry from hunter gathering to subsistence farming and Notice these two lines I've drawn here the yellow lines The industrial revolution so at the industrial revolution malocclusion seems to pick up notably the black line courses when we took our X-ray normative data Now that worries me that we've got the normative data taken So recently in a disease of modern society You can then look a little bit at the epidemiology and I put a slide that shows the distribution of sickle cell anemia That's a proper genetic disease If you have sickle cell anemia, you will be related to someone from those areas I've heard it suggested that it could be interbreeding that's caused malocclusion That doesn't really hold up. I mean you can crossbreed a great dain and a choice Chihuahua One of the canine teeth of the great dain weighs more than the head of the Chihuahua All of the offspring Have a range of sizes between mother and father their teeth match So clearly it's not such a simple relationship and People talk about a time change some of our ancestors had bigger jaws Sorry, not our ancestors some of the species we evolved from I Think there's and that's about as scientific as a fairy tale really. I don't think that cuts the ice now Epidemiologically it seems that wherever Civilization has raised has been raised Whenever civilization has raised in complete isolation And to whomever Regardless of that being related Malocclusion has occurred and has occurred in proportion to the level of civilization And you ask anthropologists and archaeologists. They'll always say Malocclusions disease of modern civilization now the two main factors I think is the reduction in muscle usage and These experiments of nature here show a Good example of how reduction in muscle usage can affect facial form in general The slide on the right is a proper muscular dystrophy and the template laid over the top Shows how a norm would be but remember those were norms taken and a much more modern era So I don't think that really relates to how good growing ancestors were And of course, we've had a huge change in master Catery effort It was not unusual That in your fourth decade of life You would wear your first molar tooth number six Down to it broke into its roots And that's a lot of wear And that was true right up until the medieval period now posture Seems to also play a large role this young boy gained a complete blocked nose because he had a gerbil in his bedroom and It has affected how his face has grown and of course Harvold has done some Interesting work on monkeys in one case he blocked the noses to force oral respiration and gained a very similar result to that boy but then trying to Tease a little bit deeper. He simply put a sharp object in the roof of their mouth So he's not affecting the breathing.  So in essence What seems to have happened are? Muscle tone has reduced We've gained blocked noses.  Well the easiest thing to get compressed is your airway So you then respond in different ways Now So what I'm suggesting is more complex than just crooked teeth crooked teeth aren't happening in isolation We're having a general change in facial form There's leading to crooked teeth and of course this change needs a name You need to name things to understand things. So I've come up with the term cranio facial dystrophy Dis-bad or wrong trophy development. So we have bad wrong development now It's interesting in medicine we seem to lack Theorists we have experimenters observation Experimenters and they seem to do all the thinking We don't Have people who just think who you know speculation on ideas is not encouraged in medicine Particularly not if you come up with an idea that doesn't fit the current paradigm It is not encouraged I think that's a great shame and that old phrase of prove it Because you know, there's not much evidence on function. It's hard to get and Posture well, that's function over time You know you'd need to follow someone around all the time and Are they really gonna act normally when you're following them around are they gonna act normally when you've got them wired up to machines? It's a difficult thing to really study and understand And you've got no evidence Is not well no evidence is not the same as being wrong It means you have no evidence but My concern of course is a face that is not the right shape Doesn't work correctly and you can say well What in what important functions does the face do? Well quite a few really and of course the face is connected to the rest of the body So it's probably knock on implications From having a face that isn't the right shape Well, certainly if the faces down swung the upper jaw is going to be narrower. That's going to influence the nasal airway and We have I think I said deviant knife anyone's got a deviant nasal septum do tell me Deviated nasal septum wonders of spell check But of course if you've got less space you're going to get sinusitis You're going to get more inflammation and also I think a normal level of inflammation With an a narrow nasal airway is likely to lead to blockage Where if you had a wider nasal airway that normal level inflation wouldn't have left led to blockage Of course, you're going to get glue here The if the face is truncated, it's developed less horizontally Your use state the opening of your use to use station tube is not going to regularly open when you swallow as it should do leading to what we call gluia otitis media and blocked use, you know the reduction of patency of the use station tube and Of course, you're breathing air through your Mouth not through your nose. You're going to get tonsillitis adenoids will flare up and Of course, but the big one really is sleep apnea And with that snoring The most statistically significant measurement the sleep apnea is the distance from the insertion of junior glosses to the posterior pharyngeal wall as demonstrated here and If your face down swings, it's carrying your tongue down into your airway now. Yeah, I know obesity is also a major factor But there's a lot of skinny people who've got sleep apnea And if you look at people with sleep apnea, they're down swung usually not always But a significant proportion are and the significant portion are very down swung. Of course, you could also ask do fat people become sleep apnic or Do sleep apnics become fat? If you have a bad night's sleep and you're feeling terrible first thing you're going to reach for as those comfort foods And if you're sleeping badly all the time That's going to have a constant effect Then sleep Sleep apnea is highly implicated with Cardiovascular disease diabetes and of course as some people are thinking that ADHD Is Sleep ap is is a lack of sleep. You know, you've been with kids who haven't slept well. They're Pretty difficult and What do we give people with ADHD and Fetiments Keep them awake Seems to work and as I often say if you're snoring today, you're going to get sleep apnea tomorrow You shouldn't be snoring But if you are snoring, I've got sleep apnea. We'll give you one of these lovely devices The ones on the top Are the cheap and expensive version of holding the mandible forwards The bottom left is a seat back Bottom right. Well, this is what's called the considered the gold standard for sleep apnea treatment Moving both jaws up and forwards well Newton wasn't wrong if you're holding the mandible forwards You're going to be pulling the maxilla backwards and see Pat. Well that directly pulls a maxilla backwards so these are all Nice methods of slowly killing yourself Except of course for our gold standard Which is really? Making the face upswing Making more space for the airway. That's what you're doing You're getting an upswing in facial form and All of that seems I could probably prove most of that but You know, I've seen a lot of Implications, I've seen a lot of evidence that leads me to think further and Soon as I qualified I went to Thailand Hard enough qualifying took me long enough and I've been going back to Thailand every once in a while ever since the first time I went was in 93 And what I observed was how beautifully straight everyone's teeth was were Also how beautiful their skin was and as I've been going back I've noticed that People's teeth are getting more crooked Lots now wearing braces a lot now wearing braces and often those individuals Suddenly lost that beautiful skin they had They've got acne Now the acne seems very well localized just to the facial area. That's always made me wonder But then it harks back to a little bit where I'm saying as the face downswings What can get compressed? Well, we're going to compress the airway Well, what else could get compressed? Well, you could compress the venous that Lymphatic drainage and let's look at it a little bit further and Putting together a lot of other tit bits of information. I won't go into it in detail, but You've got the carotid sheath as Marketed by the blue arrow and Something seems to be going on at the level of that yellow arrow as the face downswings and often it's not in people who are the most downswung is Sometimes and the people who are less downswung who are trying to fight it and It would seem related to movement functions of the lower your hindbrain and My suggestion is that we're getting an obstruction of the venous drainage out of the hindbrain. I don't think this is causing the first three I Think it's probably just Increasing the rate of which these things occur But if the back of your brain is sitting in stagnant blood Any other form of pathology is going to be accelerated But there's a lot of tit bits and odd bits of information that back up that Multiple sclerosis Parkinson's and Alzheimer's is related To craniofacial dystrophy and of course also in that carotid sheath.  You're on the go now The future where's this going? Well, I gave a lecture in Philadelphia about two years ago and I I Was saying to have people there that I felt that 10% of people over 60 in the westernized world were gonna die 10 years early due to sleep apnea and its consequences and Everyone said back to me might That's Probably an underestimation. I think that's gonna be more Now I've put an image up there of spanned our ballet and spanned our ballet was a pop group in The 80s that makes them 60 now Now I know they're pop group. They're biased group. So yet they're slim. They've got good facial development But just Google beach Google faces go into a university start looking back at the yearbooks Facial form was better We seem to have everyone agrees we're getting fatter But look we're getting more down swung as well Faces are melting down It's occurring slowly slowly Beneath our noses and we're not even noticing it now That leads me on to the inconvenient truth These cases were treated by orthodontic treatment What do you think that may have done for their facial form? Upswung it or downswung it. I see this a lot now We call this Unfavorable facial growth. We call these people poor growers But do you think they're gonna live as long I don't think so now my father in 1998 went on national television in the UK To say that he thought modern orthodontics was causing facial damage Notably in about 20% of patients That got his career destroyed quite nicely And no one ever actually sat down and asked him what his concerns were And I see this all the time and I think it's collateral damage And I think these are responsible. I think these are not good for you These are causing damage to people not everyone But I think these are shortening lives now if you look on The on the web your VP talking about Retractive and non-retractive orthodontics Why why are they talking about this? Why are we talking about there is an issue with retractive or non-retractive orthodontics? people talking about Airway orthodontics Why were we considering about airways and orthodontics clearly? Someone's concerned there may be a problem Well, my problem is if you don't understand the pathology, you're likely to mess up and almost always Roots is shortened when you have orthodontics almost always Sometimes it's alarming now We get long in the tooth You can't as you get older you can't afford to get very long in the tooth when you don't have much length on your teeth And if you need a root filling well That is going to be a lot more difficult if you've got roots like that with open ends on them And then who remember those people here wearing retainers Well recently in Britain we had a campaign keep that smile Because teeth don't stay straight because you don't understand why they were crooked and you haven't fixed the problem So we're holding teeth straight with retainers forever now if your facial form changes so our faces drop as they often happen in a modern society We don't have enough force a faces gentry length them and if you're holding those fate those teeth in a mechanical device that you wear every night as The face changes the teeth don't change And you see how these teeth are bulging out the bones moved the teeth are now outside of the bone How long are those teeth gonna last and remember mass orthodontics only started about 35 years ago Even old enough beyond that to remember we didn't have kids all these kids embraces before then It wasn't happening now That's normal occlusion That's how our teeth looked for hundreds of thousands of years all 32 teeth Everyone who had wisdom teeth Before about the medieval era from several researchers have them working in function. There's been no genetic change There's none this idea that we don't need them anymore. That is nonsense If you have had if you don't have space for wisdom teeth Something's wrong. I mean I've got space for my fingers on my hands Damn it. My legs aren't the same length. I'm I just lucky Now we can't go back in time, but what can we do now? This is what I'm doing And I believe I'm getting the best facial results or the best facial change Ever achieved anywhere by anyone But this is not easy But look at that result that boy is not going to get sleep apnea where there was a high chance he was going to And that's up swung the face. It was set back with the jaw set back Here we've up sung us waste with the upper jaw set back She was told by a surgeon that there was nothing they could do till she was 18 years old How's that for consent how would her life have been if She was growing like The picture on the left because that would have got a lot worse She would have gone through her formative teenage area era With what we could call a suboptimal view Nice improvement, but hard work, and I'm trying to extend this to an older age group Almost non-growing. It was 16 when we started but This does not make money the amount of time and effort I put into this is ridiculous So I've had a 10-year campaign to grain debate on this subject. I Started in 2009 with an article the black swan I've then written to the British orthodontic society I've gone to the government every department I can think of The Minister of Health the general dental council I've set up a social media site. I mean try typing orthotropics in and This concept of mewing has been set up. I've I'd have been this phenomenal success on the social media I wasn't expecting this. I mean it gets a little bit scary Yeah, okay, let's move on but now Because of this I Am getting into trouble So the British orthodontic society has been through my videos with a tooth comb They don't like them and they've reported me to the general dental council Clearly this profession doesn't want to change And it's so far. I have had no engagement at any level. I'm saying we don't know what causes the problem We need debate. It's all I'm calling for is debate Discuss why teeth are crooked the normal scientific process and now I Seriously risk losing my license to practice For me trying to raise debate and get information out to people in the wider community And I face going in front of a board Who all believe in the status quo? having to quote literature based on the status quo and Having to choose from a range of experts who are based their careers on the status quo That is not a good not good odds on staying in business Now what really annoys me is I think this could all be prevented. I think with good quality Hard I tough bulky food. I don't really know all the answers, but definitely food. Do you have to work on to eat? prolonged breastfeeding Baby-led weaning if you're familiar with the concept, but also an hour's post your exercise a day and hours Resistance training a day and I think that wrapped up in a personal a public health message could minimize or eliminate all of those symptoms that I quoted to you and The one-hour chewing just chew gum one hour a day from about three or four years old and this one-hours Exercise well, we wrap this up with eating The simple rules sit up straight elbows off the table Chew your food properly swallow with your mouth closed Not exactly new really. I've just reinvented the wise tradition of stand up straight and shut your mouth now on the 28th of July I am Gonna start a petition in the UK and I will ask government to ask the General Dental Council to repeat the debate of 1936 on why our teeth crooked. I Need signatories I Need letters to government and I need signatories on this petition. I need collaborators I need volunteers and I need donations. I want the truth The whole truth and no dogma and I don't have all the answers, but I am asking the right questions And right now I am putting my career on the line Before I get it taken away Now if people are watching this lecture and they have kids with braces on I'm saying get the braces off Either the top or the bottom molar and premolar teeth Because I think it's where you've got the brackets on the back teeth upset the bite You don't want to bite as hard and of course that's one of the major causes I'd say take good records. I'd say to all of you here Write something in your own field That relates to what I'm saying But please don't put it out till the 28th. Have a small embargo till then if you can And why am I doing this? Well, I said I've done this mission when I was 14 years old My father's been talking to me about this since I could talk His great he can remember where he was when his grandfather said oh John I've just read an interesting book by this guy called Western Price before my father even left school and I think I need I want to benefit mankind and We were not born to be ugly. We were not born to be unhealthy and Right now. I've done it. I have worked so hard. I worked 10 12 hours a day every day often seven days a week I Have Everything I've burnt house inheritance everything, but I've built a clinic that is getting amazing results But I need the spotlight of modern medicine to focus on this In the UK. I'm a pariah In the national health no one talks to me. No one returns my calls. I can't get involved in science. I Can't get anything So I'm gonna push for change before I die So thank you very much All help would be appreciated And that's the campaign title why our teeth crooked Okay. Well, that was kind of inspiring So if anybody has any questions the microphone is over there Why So The academic world is sort of What about Society Well, it's it I think within anthropology and Peter Unger are very clear they they follow the science They're aware of the science. They're following the science. The science is all there This can just be ignored You know the orthodontic community Choose to ignore the science I didn't say that I Yeah, I have a feeling they don't want to lose their incomes. They don't want to lose their status Okay, so if you want to come closer here I think we have more you're talking about lots of different methods of rearranging the deck chairs and the Titanic That's all they're doing. They're rearranging the deck chairs when they're young They're rearranging the deck chairs when they're old. That's it You're not affecting the causes medicine is about affecting causes of the problem. That's affecting the muscle tone That's affecting the posture. None of what you're saying is affecting either generally


This angry groom surprised wedding guests by taking revenge on his bride. Many women imagine their wedding day as the happiest day of their life. For one particular bride, her wedding day turned out to be the most mortifying day in her life thanks to a decision her groom made. What's worse is that the shocking story was later broadcast all over television, as one of the attendees of the wedding, Sean McInerney, went on a British talk show to happily report the events to the entire world. There has to be a strong reason to go through all of the trouble of planning a wedding only to throw the entire relationship in the garbage. Let's take a look at what happened. Like America, Great Britain has many talk shows that bring on celebrity guests for a fun time. The Graham Norton show is one such program. Stars go on the show to talk about their films or projects, all while comedian Graham Norton slips in a few jokes here or there. One aspect of the show that viewers love is that it isn't all about the famous guests he brings on. Instead, Graham concocted a way for everyday individuals to get some airtime too. Before the show ends, Graham Norton saves time for audience members to sit in a big red chair. This seat is designated for those who are brave enough to face the cameras and share an intriguing story. This unique addition gets even more fun when Graham judges the storyteller. If he likes the story, they can tell it in full and entertain everyone watching. However, if Graham finds the story unbearable for whatever reason, he will flip the chairs so the individual falls on their back. The man who decided to take on the challenge is Sean McInnerney, an Irishman who had attended the wedding of a lifetime. While weddings can be a blast for many reasons, this one was not the fun loving time that you might expect. Fortunately for him, Sean was not close to the couple and therefore didn't have enough emotional attachment to be torn up over the insane turn of events. Furthermore, Sean mentioned that he isn't fond of such events since he isn't the most social of people. In the end, he's probably glad he went it for no other reason than having a crazy story to tell. Now let's see what happened that fateful day. According to Sean, the ceremony was beautiful and went on exactly as planned. The bride floated down the aisle. The two exchanged their vows. Everyone cheered as the newly married couple made their way between the rows of loved ones. After the ceremony, everyone gathered at a dining area to eat. It was also at this time that speeches would be given. What no one could have expected is that the groom had an elaborate plan behind everything that was about to occur. Up next, we'll reveal what the big secret was. As it turns out, the groom had learned a heartbreaking truth about his wife before the wedding took place. Several people notified him that she had cheated on him with numerous men. Even worse, some of these men were friends of his and all were at the wedding. As the groom's rage began to boil, he decided to keep himself together rather than canceling the wedding right then and there. He rapidly concocted a plan to get his soon-to-be wife back. Just committed his life to, he had to keep calm if his plan was going to work. Earlier that day, while the bride busily and blissfully prepared herself, he snuck off to find out where her many suitors were sitting. In order to indicate who they were, he placed a red dot beneath each of their plates. While it seems like a pointless thing to do, the groom had a trick up his sleeve that he would pull out later on. Once everyone found their tables and seats, the groom prepared to give a speech. He gained everyone's attention and told them that they were going to play a game. First, he needed everyone to stand up. The guests did so and the groom proceeded to ask them all to turn their empty plates upside down. He instructed anyone with a red dot under their plate to keep standing, while anyone without a red dot on their plate should sit down. Gradually, wedding guests began to feel the tension emanating from the groom and his unusual request. The red dots were strange enough, but as people sat down things started to feel even odder. The guests took their seats and looked around to see who was still standing. It was apparent that the only one standing happened to be men, but not all of the men, just a small group of them. The bride was probably the first to put two and two together. A wave of shock crossed the room as the groom announced that each of the men standing had an affair with his new wife. The bride and the men all grew red with embarrassment. The question on everyone's minds was why the groom would go through with the wedding if he'd known this. He continued by explaining that he planned to get the marriage annulled that afternoon on the grounds of adultery. The bride began to cry but it was too late, the groom left without another word. Coming up, let's see just how many men were left standing during all of this. Part of why the groom's scheme worked so well is because of the high number of men left standing. It still would have been a good plan if there were only a couple of men standing up who were accused of an affair, but it wouldn't have had the same sting. Instead, there were a whopping eight men standing at the reception who were called out for cheating with the bride. As the bride's parents attempted to console her, guests remained frozen with shock. Everyone kept their eyes on the bride, knowing that the allegations must be true if she had nothing to say. The surprise eased and guests started reaching for the bottles at the center of the table. The party was over but guests still attempted to gather themselves. The groom certainly got his revenge, seeing that everyone would remember that day whenever they looked at his bride. The remainder of the evening was awkward, to say the least. Guests had to debate whether to leave right away or stay and support the bride. While some may have been close to her, there was no doubt that her choices had not been good. On top of that, anyone who had come from out of town would have traveled for nothing. Then there was the issue of gifts. Should they grab their gifts on the way out, or leave them for the mortified bride? As strange as it is that the groom carried on with the wedding, it's also worth noting that the bride too, was willing to marry a man she knew she had not been faithful to. This begs the question, did she really love him? If so, what happened next? Did she try to win him back, or leave him alone knowing that she didn't really deserve him? Sean didn't get the chance to answer any of these questions because everyone was so taken about by his story. Now let's see how everyone on the show reacted to Sean's tale. Sean made it through the entire story without the big red chair being flipped. Furthermore, the celebrity guests and the audience alike cheered him on. Sean was officially allowed to walk from the chair, flip-free. While many of the viewers found the story entertaining, some looked around in awe. While nothing would compare to actually witnessing such an appalling event, hearing the story alone was enough to rattle the crowd. The best reaction of all was that of the host, Graham Norton. You can tell from Graham's wide eyes and open mouth that he was so shocked to hear the story that you'd think he was one of the guests at the wedding himself. This reaction, coupled with the story's unexpected twists and turns, have some thinking this might be the best big red chair segment to date. While the people on the show got a good kick out of it, imagine if the bride saw the episode. With such a popular show, it's likely that someone who had attended the wedding would have seen Sean on the air. If you're wondering how we know the story is real, wait to see what's next. With such an outlandish story, you may be wondering how we know that Sean didn't just make the entire thing up. While there isn't a way to know for sure, an exchange on Twitter gives the story some validity. One Twitter user praised Sean's story, calling it the best red chair story ever. The part that makes it seem true is the person who commented on said post. They claim to have heard the story before since Ireland is a small country. If this person really had heard the story before, it would seem as though Sean was recounting events that did actually happen before he went on the show. The story became so popular that it even reached the ears of YouTuber Jason Gunn. He managed to get into touch with Sean to ask if he'd be willing to share the story again on his podcast. Sean agreed and told the entire tale again. Though Jason knew how the story went, he couldn't help laughing the second time hearing it. If the bride and everyone she knew didn't watch the story on the Graham Norton show, they were bound to hear it in the podcast. Now let's look at some of the reasons people love this story so much. One reason why Sean's story may have gained so much recognition is because it isn't the usual cheating story. Often, it's men that are assumed to be the unfaithful ones. However, women can be unloyal too. Stories like Sean's give validity to the good men of the world who have been hurt by a woman. Trust can be hard to have in any relationship. While this can be discouraging, it also makes it that much more special when you do find a solid partner. Anytime someone wrongs another, it's natural to want them to be served justice. While the groom would get justice from the court when he got the annulment, it's understandable that he felt this wouldn't be enough. Being cheating on is humiliating and takes a huge hit to the ego.  In other words, she had no choice but to own up to the truth. While it isn't exactly an eye for an eye kind of story, the groom certainly gave the bride a taste of her own medicine. Sometimes people who are cheated on want to get back at their significant other by doing the same thing and cheating on them in return. If the groom had done this, he would have sunk down to the level of the bride. Instead, he took the classier route. He gave her the feeling of shock and discomfort that she gave him simply by being honest. The groom and Sean's story could have handled the situation a million different ways. He could have screamed at the bride on the altar or left the wedding altogether before it even started, leaving her alone without an explanation. While some may think he could have handled things better, the groom at least managed to remain calm and collected. He got his revenge without doing anything self-incriminating, and that's not easy to do when you're full of so many emotions at once. They say that art imitates life and vice versa. That certainly is true in this case. Just look at the 2008 movie The Art of Travel. Don't worry, we won't spoil the ending. What we will say is that the movie's plot relies on a failed wedding that occurs at the start of the film. A groom asks all of the wedding guests to look under their seats for an envelope. They do and discover that inside is a photo of the bride in bed with the best man. The groom then goes on his honeymoon alone and has a wonderful adventure. Speaking of movies, let's take a moment to acknowledge the groom's performance. Though the groom's plan filled everyone present with shock and made the wedding beyond awkward, that was only possible because he hit his true feelings so well. Few things are more emotional than committing your life to someone. The groom managed to stand on the altar and keep a straight face and cool demeanor, as his lying bride delivered her vows. It can't be easy to exchange loving lines with someone you know has ruined the relationship. Humor is often caused by something being both outlandish and true. While it's heartbreaking to hear that a couple ended their relationship in this way, the events themselves are rather funny in that they are surprising.  It's a little funny to imagine the awkward moment after the groom dropped the bomb, but only because the bride totally deserved it. Despite being an intriguing story, there are still some mysteries to be solved. Considering there were so many men that the bride cheated with, it's a wonder that she wanted to get married in the first place. She clearly would have been happier without a faulty commitment to one person. One person is too many to be giving that kind of attention to outside of a monogamous relationship. But eight? She was practically begging to get caught. Some people are too weak to end their relationship, so they sabotage it instead.  Weddings often cost tens of thousands of dollars. Some couples find it hard to justify spending that kind of cash on a single day. Unfortunately for the bride and groom in this story, all of that money turned out to be for nothing. The only thing we can hope is that the groom was able to get some of the money refunded. When a wedding gets canceled last minute, the honeymoon becomes a bittersweet thing to consider. While it may seem obvious that the groom deserved to go on the trip alone, being isolated and surrounded by reminders of his lost love may be the worst thing to do. Plus, the groom seemed adamant about getting an annulment right away. Since couples usually plan their flights right after the wedding, it may not allow enough time to settle everything legally. The bride isn't the only one to blame. As the saying goes, it takes two to tango. All of those men at the wedding were also responsible for being so disrespectful to the relationship between the bride and groom. However, the bride seems like she'd be a perfect match for an unfaithful man like the ones she cheated with. A ruined wedding would leave her in a vulnerable state of mind. It wouldn't be surprising if she turned to one of the men shortly after being dumped. Some say that once a cheater, always a cheater. However, it's not every day that someone gets exposed in front of all of their loved ones at their wedding. Best case scenario, the bride will always remember that mortifying feeling when she thinks about being unfaithful. At the same time, it can be easier to lie to yourself and play the victim that to own up to your own wrongdoings. Hopefully, the bride will at least take this moment into consideration before planning to get married again. Education Images Slash Universal Images Group via Getty Images The worst part of this kind of story is when the one who was faithful all along is resistant to start future relationships due to trust issues. The groom clearly wasn't a great judge of character to have a dishonest bride and friends. We can only hope that the groom learned from this experience and will be open to giving out his trust and loyalty to someone who deserves it. Marriage can be a great thing when both parties are truly on the same page.


They said what happened with you and Kodak?  Hey, what's that? It depends on the back period pool before The you see like we were friends before any of that I hate people do that with us like people swear. We're not real friends Like you would think we just became friends out of nowhere at like I'm a thin air But I met Kyra and Elsa She was what she walked in. I was like, do you remember that? Yeah, I was on a date. It was not a day You always say yes, I was another girl. I was who what is she some girl? She was brown.  Um, don't you work with Andre? I was like because I want to get my hair done from him We weren't done So this is how we made okay And I thought she was so pretty I had never seen her before Mind you we from a walkie-mo-walkie super. I'm not from walking from our scene, but she's She thought she was gonna name But I was like, oh my god, I walked up to her.   Yes, you were Until he was damaged now. I'm back in the picture Everybody think I'm the whole in a group. They're really they the hoes Thank you But yeah, that's how we met we met at Elsa's. Yeah, so we met at Elsa's seven years ago So mind you we have been friends for seven years, and you know, it's hard to find real friends.  Yes Y'all we've been into it. She got mad at me. Remember you got mad at me because of the eyelash thing What happened? I didn't come to your eyelash thing.    That's me She said okay How old were y'all? We got a lot of shabby jibby And are you? 15 I was 15 because I'm 14 I was 15 you I was 13.  That was too young to be fun. We was Y'all dry Where's your first man, man? Yeah, it was it was when you're 13 No, my god me I was 18 y'all. I was so scared to have things like I wasn't scared. I was scared. I was prepared.    How do people be moment? I was trying to make myself it just was not enjoyable. And guess what? I got pregnant. Yep. Y'all she got pregnant young, but it's okay because look at her success now I got it.  Yeah, I mean That means they're squished, okay? All right all right Next week you got come on bitches lucky others for classy the number one Said give us the six tea. We need some tips. What we don't even have six like that Why don't we gotta talk about six?  Like, oh my god.   I did it again because I want to know what I missed the first time And then I got pregnant. It's what's your favorite sex position? For who?    I like to make out like I think I love making out too Yes, but I gotta have sex like when I have sex it has to be with somebody I really really like like I can't just You gotta have a connection.  It's not gonna be right pretty girl jay underscore underscore She asked how did I get over heartbreak? I'm so depressed. I barely leave the house You barely leave the house. You have to leave the house, but it's okay to feel it But the thing is with the heartbreak like I am the most getting over heartbreak person.  I'm gonna get so bad. She do. I don't know what it is. It's like No, but me for me when I go through heartbreak heartbreak, I go so hard with doing makeup like She just Then I go I get to working out. I mean I'm still fat, but I work out a lot Yeah, work out working out. That's probably the best way you can get over a break That's one of the things that you need.    I can't say so I don't say it They said what happened with you and Kodak? I'm not answering that question. Next question. Next question What they say are you a capricorn? How she met because your attitude? Really? This is my baby I'm on live with Kyra doing to get ready. This is her man. That's always Somebody said Kodak. Good boy boys. Someone said The next question asked was Good niggas are educated niggas both both Let me tell you one thing about my niggas My niggas from New York, I said Charlotte.  So I like New York niggas And I like country niggas. So I it's like I got both in one.   But no, I I like both but I I want a me a more educated college nigga like and my niggas a hood nigga But he actually graduated from A&T with engineering degree. Oh, yeah, he does have a degree.   I'm a one person Asked my last question. Good lord, I'm out of it But I'm only asking one question to you. Well, okay. That's key Um, not well paying keys. Mm-hmm Kids ask, when are you moving to the A with the emotive with this tongue out like this? I want to move to Atlanta at the end of the year. Kyrie's most Ellen announced Keith also He's trying to get a date Are the perfect balance of friends.  That's your thing But what was it? What was the question? What is the next question?  If you have a son then What if you just have a son that you couldn't have? Right. So what if you just like I just have a son so I didn't have a son daughter No, that's saying what would you want to raise? No, a lot of people already think I moved to Atlanta. I didn't move yet people already think I might care I don't care. What's what you feel is worse. Which one is I don't care Next question I'm not interested.  I've been in Atlanta. Praise God Make two years And the most successful one I'm in Atlanta like most pop and makeup artists and not even from Atlanta I'm very god God is great Yeah, how do you do it? How do you handle back shots easy? You got that right yourself on the end of the minute And you got I haven't had back shots in a while I don't know What is it? What is your height and weight? That's just for Kyra. I'm like No, yeah 150 and I'm like five five. It's your only way I need to put Six of each I've weighed like 155 swear to god. Now she's gonna add on 50 pounds five pounds This is like 160 Bitch, we like to make this visual.  She's trying to embarrass me Chicken it with the vx Would you have a one night stand or your relationship for the first one I have a girl next question No, I'm a relationship type of girl I'm just trying to find a relationship She said same person acts kicking it with these decisions. She says have you ever squirt? Of course I have never you got a squirt. It's amazing. I've never squirted. You should try it. It's almost like pissing So it's like pee.  How do you guys see the blushes?  I had sex in the movie the macy's fade-in room. What do you think the macy's reach for me? I swear to god like I thought they right there. Yeah, those ones last I blasted in them. I just seen Jazz is crazy. I think it's coordinate pee, but it feels good. It feels so good I'm moving to Atlanta. I want to move at the end of the year Someone's asked, what is your future goals? spontaneous and everything yes My future goal.  Yeah No, my future goal is to get married. I want to be married by 30. I'm sort of late I think I found my husband And I guess I want another kid I guess I don't really want another kid but my dude, he don't have no kids And I think I know I want to get into selling houses because makeup is probably gonna be my number one love, but I'm probably just gonna teach And then start buying property. Oh, that would be smart just to teach Yeah, I'm just gonna teach because I'm I'm having to torch the book down Bitch get it over I'm tired and you don't go to like bookings and stuff. I mean for like Super questions.     She got it So do y'all do y'all know people think we're sisters every time we go somewhere They be like are y'all sisters this one. I got my makeup on now. Yeah, because we look more like cheeky Like yeah, that's what I mean by eye Someone said would you ever get work done? Just so what me?  They not parking I want to get some like some more like I will get like Yes, no, yes, I know you don't size don't matter Yeah, it depends on the bag It depends on the bag period Would you rather get it taken care of by a man for the rest of your life without having to lift a finger or No No, I because I already had that experience already had the niggas sell me a dream He could have do this and you just get comfortable with that.  Yeah, he is He's gonna think that you need him for real. In Atlanta, I moved to Atlanta.  He was saying oh, I might be old I'm 28, he was 22.  You know what I do?   What's the real t on you and ruby situation? Who? The youtuber girl No, we're not She wasn't a real friend if I don't know her next question.  My god, they all fake we gotta do it a next question.     Yes.  I don't want to meet some house Absolutely not Someone said has a celebrity ever seen y'all don't say no name I'm not saying no names, but of course celebrities dm Someone said also, do you currently talk to anybody? I don't talk to anybody because I'm really just focused on getting to Atlanta and starting a brand um I'm not wishing for no niggas. I'm wishing for this money.  What do you do when you when you're feeling down about yourself and not the cutest Do your makeup. Yeah Like I was feeling kind of ugly today. Wow Someone said can jazz are you for a youtube channel too? No jazz Jazz could disappear on my is all the time. So I'm not today. I'm not computer savvy at all Someone said would you say the white boy?  They're not gonna work. That's not true. What about any family as a white? They say how do you feel about it?  No, I don't really want a white man.   She's just not really a computer person We literally was just saying like if she get him at least she feels like she don't even know how to work me But I told her to make a youtube video No, what is your favorite? Who is your favorite musician? What's yours? What musician? How did jazz build her brain? um She moved down to Atlanta with flowers on the bus ticket for the rich nigga. That's just how I want to hear No, I've been in the industry for years. I travel with Cardi B for a year So when I moved here, I kind of already had a fine one And then when I moved here, I I still was in industry Um I don't know. I guess it was God's plan for real cuz Mm It all worked out. It just worked out. Yeah pretty much and she was consistent like she don't never not post her work She um built her instagram Shit, I went to work. Is it a bad thing to be single six years just having found the right one? Is No, it's not True She's probably not even looking either. You know what's funny about me. I love I love dating. I love going on. Yeah, I like dating. I love dating.  I never thought of one day That's why I can't wait to move to Atlanta because it's a lot more niggas out here Ain't bad, but they just hold so but I just can't wait to move to just I don't know to fill out some different niggas because I don't date nobody in my Wisconsin And I don't be here enough like I mean, I mean niggas on the internet, but the best time to date Virgo Hey jazz ever had a lifter or over scared?   I'm moving to Atlanta advice I won't move to Atlanta Just make sure you have money like that. Yes. Make sure you have money and Make sure you got some hustle about yourself people think they gonna move to Atlanta and she's just gonna pop That shit don't work like that I don't know when I first moved to Atlanta. I used to have like eight people I first of all only charge $85 the first year Yes, because I was going like a A special like trying to get my name out here. I did an $85 special I would be the only one literally at the shop because Dominique didn't work on Saturday or Friday So you worked my name. I know I just was like going $85 So I would like only make some pay $10 to deposit And I would have like eight people booked it only like three people was shown That's crazy in my in my beginning of living here So I was sitting at the shop by myself for eight hours to only do three people and then I was looking like 10 to 6 So I didn't even know what time Who or what so bitch? I sacrifice Oh, you did period. I selected the shop one Saturday Just to see if people come up. Look at this. I can be serious now. Look at me now. See guys period That she was no joke. So basically have money lined up Yes, definitely have money lined up and at that time I was traveling with a cardy But the checks for parties was coming too slow like And you need a deal.  Okay Yes question for you Who was your favorite celebrity to work with?  Like I really like her um cardin cardy first and at least often like It's no bad little me. Cardi. Like she's still the shape. All right, James. The next question for you Name a celebrity that you want to work with? Um, I was just thinking about this the other day Make and sell you I think that in my y'all know what's funny about me I have like this intuition thing like well, I know I'm gonna work with somebody So I think I'm gonna work with Megan this time I know that's probably my next client like my bed my next big client But if I could work with anybody in celebrity, it would probably be Oprah Like oh on a serious Pharaoh I would do I would want to do with somebody older easy In money cash flows like I don't really want too many instagram people Bitch you're back to work with me. I say ho Call me back to the apartment No, it ain't What are you planning on doing to the platform?  But um, I just like to talk to people I love to Make people feel good about themselves because people be like, oh my god I was just in a bad mood and I just watched your video And it just I don't know And I want to start my own brand so So what kind of brain transfer? Um clothes. I love clothes. I love getting dressed.  Hell yeah, I've never Turn up on a client Oh, yeah Wait, what girl, but I don't argue with her. I just let her know You know, this is my holly.  He did Wait, did you end up doing her makeup though? No, she she never shows There's a lineup of hard places to start To me, there is no competition and I feel like with anybody with the business you shouldn't look at Competition is what you have your own style.    What type of personality personality you have and I think that's why I've been how I am I'm so your image.   I do not look you don't Yeah, but on social media you have a very good image. You look cool.  I'm allowed. Well, yes, that's still for sure But the girl's thing long enough to do makeup good. I do hair good. It should not they wear labels like this. Let me take something Jams to take with you for that first man.     It did work because it's it's a lie. It's a company bag But I love my bag now I can't believe you sat down on the air. He did.   I gotta put one card Jassy damn, bitch, I just got here You said that?     Oh, thank you What's the next question y'all want to answer What's what it would say on this? I forgot it's two cameras. I'm looking at this one and it's this one. What are the questions say in the comments? um What about micro blading that shit? I don't like the girl. This should be looking ugly.  Nowhere. I got a flight ticket. That's it And in Atlanta, baby, you do not get on no airplane without a QF, you know what your makeup done You don't never know who you may meet I swear to god We ain't even reading it.  They did have my shorts.   You better stop playing You mean are they hard? Yeah, especially without tweezers I don't even tweezers No, I ain't really Thank you I love it. I love it too. I thought it was like a starstruck Really? Like a light and blue. Yeah, that it looks like a llama. It looks like a light and blue I always find like a llama. No, it looks like a light and blue It's so cute Can we leave the lives together?   Slow up. Slow up They said Here's from Piri leave Kyra live and come to mine. It's David They leave your man on here. She ain't got