Yep, Charlamagne the guy, Andrew Schultz. We are the Brilliant Idiots podcast, back with another week of Brilliant Idiotness. Schultz in here capping early. I'm not capping. He ain't here capping early. Believe me, I'm not capping. Schultz said he could beat any WNBA player alive. Yes. I disagree. I don't even think he could beat some of the college players. First of all, I didn't say what I could beat them at. Basketball?  You had just assumed it was basketball. These are semi-professional athletes and professional athletes.   But that's the point, right? Think about all the things we gotta do, especially if it's a race. We gotta take out, whip out, all they gotta do. Especially if they got a skirt on and no panties. What if I got a skirt on two of them, Scottish? What if I dress in my traditional garb? What if I dress in my traditional garb, right?  Now you got a chance. If you got a traditional garb, you got a chance on. But if a woman, some of the time they got a skirt on, no panties, by the time you whip out, they didn't start it. Fair, yeah, but also they just make such a mess. Women really can't pee in public well at all. No, it's bad.  No, it's bad, it's bad, it's bad.  Why do you think God's smited you like that? What do you think it is? It did make it difficult for women to have to just pee, like we can pee anywhere. Out in nature, we easy with it. P while you walk. Oh no, the walk pee. The walk pee is fire, bro.  No. You fake me on the phone, walk pee. Yeah, and just aim to the left while you walk it? Yeah.   Now you gotta make sure it's not too windy cause I didn't walk peed on my own chest. I walked peed straight in the wind, just blew it right back on my own chest. I've never been in that much of a rush. Where was y'all in terms of rush too that y'all had to walk pee? It's about rush, it's about not having people see you in public and not want to go all the way by the bushes to go do it. I guarantee if you're walking and peeing at the same time somebody's gonna see you.  Not a night, bro. Really? And you just fake on the phone. You're like, what, really? That's crazy. Why? Like say, when you get out from the club. Walk pee. And you don't wanna wait in that long line, everybody's going to the bathroom at the end of the club. You just walk pee. But why not just go to the side of a building or something and piss? Because then you look like you're peeing.    Yes, if they walking and peeing.    This is why I look at it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like that's the crazy thing. That's the crazy thing. I've had friends say, yo, that dude's peeing over there and I then go, well, why are you looking at his dick?   Yeah.   Walking is crazy. What?   Really?   Why do homeless dudes have such big penises? That is a phenomenon that nobody's discussing. Can I be honest too? It's just the ones that are willing to show, bro. Them ones in New York, bro. Homeless dudes.  I thought he was filling up a car with gasoline. He was peeing by the car. Back in the day, there used to be this dude that used to sit outside in a 40-40 club. But he wouldn't pee. He'd just be jacking off.  He swore multiple times. You would have thought he was a gun. He was always in front of the 40-40 club. If you've been in New York long enough, you know who I'm talking about. There's good jack material going in there you gotta think about. He's situating himself. That's a horrible thing to do.    Shiny. Big. Fuck. And he wasn't... And it was no lube. He probably was just spit. Bro, I saw a spit shine. I saw a fucking... Spit shining is... That's wild, bro. Spit shining is longer than crazy. That is a wild thing to do, man.   What? I just saw this guy outside of that. What is it, two bros or whatever it was? Yeah, yeah, two bros. Two bros. He was just that. He was eating dollar pizzas.  Shorty for a little bit. Why nobody's ever got them for a porno? What? Like you get them, you know what I'm saying? Give them a job. Yo, that's what porno companies should be doing.  They got the penises for it. That's a good way to clean up the streets. Yeah, that's bad. Come on, man.  Yeah. American, man. We used to be a country.  I don't know who Caitlyn Clark is.  I don't know who Aliyah Boston is. Aliyah Boston Center for the University of South Carolina. Caitlyn Clark is a guard for Iowa. I think they beat me in a shooting contest. I think they beat me in a shooting contest, but they're not beating me in an actual one-on-one game of basketball. Taking you off the dribble.  How tall is Aliyah Boston? Alex, look that up. Aliyah, like, 6'10". 6'1". No. Aliyah, like, 6'10". 6'9". Come on, bro. 6'5". 6'5"? 6'5". 6'5", backing you down. How's she going to back me down? I'm 6'3". No, you're not. I'm 6'2", but with sneakers on. I'm 6'3". What do you mean how I am 6'2"? We got to make this happen, yo. What WNBA player is going to step up and take the challenge?  Like, you saw what I did to, you know, college basketball by defeating Jay Williams so easily, right? It's like, nobody even watches me. Jay Williams with an NBA? Yeah, but he, you know, he was more of a college basketball.  I'm just saying, it was more of a college thing. So, but he was the number one guy in college and for me to so easily beat him with zero effort and basically team Jordans, I was wearing Carmellos. Like, it's not like I even had my best sneaker on. Like, I didn't even have my best sneaker on.  So what they don't want to do is feed me to women basketball players because, you know, it's going to pop the bubble.  Okay? They don't want to do it.  They don't want to do it.  Honestly, I would do a two on one. We could have a little threesome. Dude, it's crazy. Not like that.  You can't beat any of them two on one, yo. I think we could go two on one. Nah, so you could be, you could be Caitlyn Clark and Aliyah Boston. Two on one. Two on one. Who starts with the ball? You can start with the ball. Oh, that's definite. I'm saying they should start with the ball. They'll never give it up. You should watch the game Friday, yo. For anybody who doesn't like women's basketball, watch South Carolina Play-O-Iowa on Friday in the Final Four. I bet you you'll be like, damn. Damn, bro. I like watching these women play basketball. You got to just work on your pitch. Yo, Caitlyn had a triple double the other night. She had a 42.12 rebounds, 10 assists, something crazy. Whoa. Aliyah Boston got like 30 double-doubles on the year. I can't even joke around. I'm being honest with you. You should watch this shit, man. 40 points, 12 rebounds, 13 cramps. That's impressive, though. Come on, yo. Play it during your period. Come on, yo. Nah, that's crazy. That's impressive, yo. That's impressive, man. They got to do that. They ain't one of them dripped on the court yet. That's another thing that you don't realize. This is so crazy. And that's not sexist. We're talking about this as a compliment. No, it isn't. What do you mean? Like, I'm so impressed that women can do anything while they're on their period. Go to work. That's what I'm saying. Like, do anything on your period is the most impressive thing ever. Who's going to have the cramp game? Yo, the cramp game. The way Jordan had the flu game, I'm serious, yo. What's up with the cramp game? I'll make you drop on your period. Yo, I'm not even joking. We don't give them enough credit, because if we knew... Speak, speak, preach. These aren't things that they have to make public, but if we knew that they were going through it, like, what's the worst day to have? Bro, we should track Cycle.  Trench. Trench. You know what I'm saying?  Heavy flow. Like, they should give these women more credit. 100%. Did you get it? 100%. I'm serious, man. Drenched. It's right. Taking my doll in the middle of it. My doll timeouts. Imagine taking a my doll timeout, like, just so you can pop a pill, get back in there. We don't realize what women go through, like, women need more credit for what they're able to do. I agree with you. Anybody could drop 40 points without bleeding out their ****. Oh, God. I'm just saying. Anybody could do that. Just have chocolate there on the sidelines.  All of this talk, all of this talk, stop. When you get one on one with one of them, okay? I'll tell you one thing though. You know how when you hear men's basketball and they'd be like, good D, good D, and you chuckle? It's the same thing when you hear women's basketball and you're like, you can't over penetrate me. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? This is off of you. You know what I mean? Why, why, why, why do you just, why do you try to like, couch it with the men's basketball? Like, I do this with no gender. Equality. Equality. Yo, okay.  The, the... Oh, man. Let me tell you something, man. And how it wasn't woke, even though it was woke. How they did inclusion perfectly. Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. It comes out in theaters April 28th. It is the, the book. I mean, the movie based on the classic book by Judy Bloom. You know, I'm all about Judy Bloom, big bloom energy. Y'all've heard me a million times say that's my dream interview. When it comes to storytelling, I look at Judy Bloom the same way I look at Ghostface. Wow. Same way I look at Scarface. Same way I look at Jay-Z. Nah, cause it's just about storytellers. Same way I look at like, the great stand-up comedians, the Carlins, the Roxas. All about storytelling. That's literally all it's about. And she writes fantastic stories. But man, are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. I don't want, I guess, would I be given this away? See, I guess when you watch the movie, and if you've read the book, you don't really technically know who, you know like what the main characters, you know the main characters are white.  So you know Margaret is white, right? But you don't know what her friend circle really is. You just assume they're all white. In the movie, one of her friends was a black girl. You know what I'm saying? And her teacher, if you've ever read the book, when she went to her teacher and told her teacher that she's trying to figure out where she falls as far as religion, her teacher is a black man. But the beauty of the movie is they don't broadcast that. It's just in it. You know what I'm saying? And it just makes sense. Like there's no comments about her teacher being black or no comments about her friend being black. There is like one little scene, but it's funny and it makes sense in the context of the movie. Are that right there? Which they just showed in the trailer when they show all of them. They literally show all of them getting ready to go to a dude's party.  You know what I mean? Even with that, it's just a thing that's in the movie. It's just, man, this movie was so well done. They didn't make it about race. They made it about this story. They made it about their relationship. They made it about relationship between a young person and finding God. And yes, I mean, that's what the book is about. Of course, you know what I mean? That's the best way to do inclusion because I think the beauty of it is like, if you want to tell a black story, then tell a black story. Yes. Don't pretend to be inclusive by like sprinkling on something black on a completely white story, a completely Asian story. And then just going, but look, we made something black. Cause it's obvious that they're black. Exactly. You don't need to say it. So the little nuances they do show in the movie, whether it's her getting her head done, or you know, church scene, it's obvious that they're black without overdoing it. Exactly. You know what I mean? Jordan Peele does a great job of that by like, he just makes a horror film and it happens to be that the characters are black in it. Well, not get out. Like just get out is wrapped around. Yeah, get out was definitely wrapped around. What was the next one after that? Us? Or something like that? Yeah, us and then nope. I didn't see nope. Yeah, nope. But also too, this movie is heavy Jewish. You know what I mean? The way they address anti-Semitism in the movie, it doesn't stray away from the book at all. So it doesn't look like they're forcing this wokeness on you or forcing this inclusion on you. It's just all part of a great story. If you read all you there, God, it's me, Margaret. You already know the story. The parents don't like the son in law because he's Jewish. You know what I mean? And here's the thing. I'm not against telling a story about black struggle or Jewish struggle or any of the struggles. I think that's great. That's what your story's about. Go tell it. What I think that we all reject is when we have a story that has nothing to do with it. Like it's a story about pancakes.  You're like, what is going on right here? Why are you performing? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just saw the- Are there to be a whole monologue about Aunt Jamama on the bottom? Yeah, exactly. Like what are we talking about right now? Okay, so because it shows you don't really care, you're just doing it for like a pat on the back. That's all it is. It's pandering. Exactly. So I went to the Harry Potter musical. You know how Harry Potter has a musical on Broadway? Or not musical, sorry, the Broadway, Broadway show. And- Which is musical? No, they don't sing on it. Oh, nevermind. So to give it credit, the stage production on this thing is absolutely mind-blowing. Like it is every little detail is amazing. The way they create multiple sets pretty much out of the same thing. Like I don't think there's anything in Broadway history that has been this good. And I say that with confidence, even though I've probably been at four Broadway plays. So don't take that with a grain of salt. It's typical shows.  The story is, I'll just very briefly, the story is about Harry Potter. It takes 20 years later. It's Harry Potter's second kid, okay? Who's named Albus Severus Dumbledore, blah, blah, blah.  Scorpius is his name, okay? They're guys who have no friends. They're kind of nerds. They're outcasts and they find each other. And what's really hard for them is high school and Hogwarts and Hogwarts is the best thing ever for Harry Potter, but it's the worst thing ever for his son and the worst thing ever for Draco's son. But they found each other and they find this and they forge this beautiful friendship and then they go through trials and tribulations. And then the last scene, and they have this beautiful friendship. And the last scene, Draco and Albus, there's a Harry Potter son, are talking and Draco has a crush on Hermione's daughter, right? And he basically goes, hey, I think she doesn't like me, but she pities me. And that's on the way to like, so we're making some moves. And one day I'll be with her in my castle. And then out of nowhere, Albus just goes, is that who you want to be with in your castle?   Nobody was gay in Harry Potter, was it?  So, but the point here is that I thought that it undercut the entire play. Instead of showcasing the beauty of friendship and loving someone else and how being alone in the world can make you wanna not exist in a world and how finding a friend, one friend, can open up the whole world to you and make you feel like you can achieve everything. It was like the most beautiful story just about friendship. If he likes him, okay, good. But just to throw it in at the end.  Especially with no music. They shoulda hit. I got the magic stick. Right, no! Magic wand! I had to hit 20. I got the magic wand. I'm just saying, like to me, I was like, it's a perfect example of just trying to throw in some progressive nonsense and undercutting a beautiful story about friendship. I don't like that. Yeah, it's just like. Just tell me a story. Or tell a gay story.  That's great. Tell that story. Awesome, let's do it. Don't throw it in at the end. But do it in a, see the beauty of a book like Are You There, God is Me Margaret and the beauty of a lot of Judy Blume books is she can address topics like Are You There, God, Margaret is a story about a young girl coming of age, right? So you have your woman's empowerment and all that stuff like that. But then you have a story of religion because it's just a young girl trying to find God, right?  But you're doing all of this under the guise of just a great story of this young woman trying to find herself. The power of story, man. The power of story. But you got, I think the problem to your point is people are forgetting the story. You're giving us all of these, like all of this symbolism and all of this, when they say wokeness it's the diversity and like, which is cool but can it make sense? Yo, dude. You know what I mean? Can it make sense under the, under our actual story? Just give me a good story. Give me a good story. You can feed me anything with a good story. Bro, in the Harry Potter video game they just put out a video game. And you know Harry and JK Rowling is at all this like trans stuff that she's put out, et cetera. In the Harry Potter video game, randomly a bartender in this bar is trans. And they go, I'm surprised you recognize me. I don't look like how I used to look or something like that. I've changed genders or something like that, right? They literally say it. And I think that that's the video game company going, hey, we don't believe the things that she believes. It's like, well, they don't take the money. Don't make the money if you don't like about it but you want the money. So you try to protect yourself. You're almost using a trans character as a shield so that you don't get criticized, but you don't really care. Do they understand things like Harry Potter is what brings everybody together? It's magic.   It's more the criticism that the game could get because they're making a game based on this thing that a person who is allegedly transphobic creates.  The Harry Potter is a multi-billion dollar business. People still go to the Harry Potter exhibits. They still buy the books. They go watch the movies. They go on the rides at these amusement parks. They don't care. Like nobody's buying the Harry Potter video games saying, you know what I want? Some inclusion, some transgender. Like nobody's doing that for that. Like, come on man, stop. It's Harry Potter. Harry Potter. Like what are you doing? Harry Potter is phenomenal. I've never seen it, bro. My wife loves it. My oldest daughter loves it. They went to that same Broadway play that was six hours long. Oh my God. It's so long, bro. It's so long.  Oh yeah, just so long into it. Bro, it's a big intermission. It's so long. All to find out that.  When you thought it was just this beautiful friendship and they found another person that was kind of weird and odd just like them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What kind of magic do you have? You really got magic. You know, you can be able to make them love you. You got to do the expelliarmus.  I got the magic stick. I know if I can hit one, I can hit twice. Expelliarmus? Expelliarmus? I don't know what that is. What it is is it's a spell that makes you take someone else's wand and brings it to you. But you just do that and it's meat, bro.  You want everything that comes with it. Can you imagine that?   Jesus Christ, you want it back?  Get out of here. You get a few of those homeless dicks, but if the good you. Yo, straight it up. Homeless hog wart. That's right. I don't even know what that means. What is a hog wart? Hog wart is sexually transmitted disease. From pigs. From pigs. Got you. Got you. That's the next pandemic to break. From pigs. I mean, it's wrong that you would refer to women like that, but I would never. This guy is so crazy. What are we talking about? Can we break down one of the most motivational? I'm serious. This is one of the most motivational, inspirational things I've ever heard. When I heard this, it reminded me of when I heard TLC, No Scrubs, when I heard Outcast, Get Up, Get Out, and Get Nothing. It really made me want to do more with my life when I heard those songs. And this rant, this right here, this right here should be motivation for a lot of people, yo. Can we listen to this, yo? Let's hear it. No, no, no, no, no, no. You got to let that. I got to hear the SMD. That sets it off. Just watch this.  Y'all gonna die, bro. Y'all ain't gonna never touch a million dollars. Y'all ain't gonna never touch 30 million.  You gonna die, bro.        From somewhere, nigga.   Y'all bitches got eggs, nigga. Y'all bitches broke, nigga.  Y'all business, nigga.   Y'all beneath me, nigga. Y'all ain't nothing, nigga. Fuck, nigga. Let me tell you something, New Jersey. Let me tell you something.  If that right there don't motivate everybody in New Jersey to get up, get out, and get something, you got to prove soldier boy wrong. Okay, now, the age thing, none really we can do about that. But everything else, you know what I'm saying? Y'all got to prove soldier boy wrong, okay? Soldier boy said y'all ain't never getting out the hood. Ever. Y'all going to die, bro. You going to prove him right? I'm not in the hood.  See, you see what I'm saying? You see, I'm not even looking at Taylor. But Taylor feels so insecure about soldier boy rank. He was like, did he step on me? Soldier boy is a king, bro. Let me tell you something. That was amazing. That was, y'all, it's all about perspective. Y'all can be mad at him. We need to eat the beat behind it, bro. Whoa. The con, oh, the con. You'll never make it out the hood. Don't ever put it on.  Stop right there. Stop right there. Hold on, hold on, man.  I know. It's beautiful. Your soldier's not from New York? Yo, he might be. That was like that. He might be.        Y'all need to make it out the hood. Stop right there, right there. You got me. I gotta listen to the rest of this right now.  What? Cause usually rappers are bragging about being in the hood. Usually rappers about bragging are bragging about still being in the street. That's true. He said y'all ain't gonna never make it out the hood.  Now I need to know why. Yes, I do.  Y'all think they're gonna never make it out the hood. Listen, the paws, the licking of the lips. Oh yeah. He knew where he was going. I'm about to do a lot of talking. My lips are dry. I'm gonna crack these bitches out of here with these lips. I'm gonna get some moisture on them. Cause I'm about to motivate y'all. Play, play, just play, just play. Just play, play, play. From here. Now he was gonna die, bro. Whoa, stop right there for a second. Biggie Smalls once said being broke at 30 gives an N-word to chills. I remember hearing that in my early 20s thinking like I cannot be broke at 30 cause Biggie's absolutely like being broke at 30, like whoa, that's better than what Biggie said. Wow. You niggas gonna die, bro. Okay, hit it. That's a lot.  Now stop right there. Now you know why he said this. Because there was somebody going around asking would you rather 250 dollars in EBT or dinner with soldier boy? 250 dollars in food stamps or dinner with soldier boy. Here's how I know Andrew's rich. He ain't even know EBT as food stamps. But listen. I just said what it was. EBT as food stamps. I know, but for the people that don't know, you're right, you're right, you're right. Here's the thing that's so impressive about this. Y'all don't know comedy. There's no way I'm choosing EBT or food stamps over dinner with soldier boy. This, you'll be laughing like this. Oh no, I definitely do dinner with soldier boy. You gotta go do dinner with soldier boy.  You just said no. Are you ready for this? Are you ready for this? Are you ready for this? Give Taylor the mic. Give Taylor the mic. Hold on. Give Taylor the mic. Give Taylor the mic. You said, what'd you say Taylor? I would choose, and I don't have EBT, but I would choose EBT over soldier boy. All right, scroll back about three seconds. Just go back about three seconds. I just need you to go back about three seconds so you can see what soldier boy feels about you not wanting to have a dinner with him. Just go back about three seconds. He's talking about people in Jersey. No, no, no, no, no. Just go back about three. There you go, now press play.  That's right.  Y'all be in the same room with me. Y'all be... Y'all keep going. Why not? Why would I stop this? Y'all be down, bro. Y'all ain't gonna never touch a million dollars. Y'all ain't gonna never touch 30 million.  You gonna die, bro. You lived your whole life, bro.    Fuck, Jersey, nigga. The whole Jersey don't sell shit? Fuck, man, nigga. I'm from Zones, and I'm from Tulsa Road, nigga. Fuck, y'all crack here looking at the whole nigga. Y'all bitches got AIDS, nigga. Y'all bitches broke, nigga.  Y'all bastards, nigga. Fuck, you talking about nigga.  Y'all beneath me. Jersey? Y'all ain't nothing. Hold on, hold on. That's my favorite part. Fuck, nigga. Jersey. Jersey. Don't prove soldier right, okay? I don't care what you gotta do as long as it's legal. Change your situation. If you are indeed in the situation, so what you talking about? Now, it's not even about the money. I don't look at this and say like, you gotta touch a million dollars or anything else. You just want to be some type of success. It's all up to me. That's how I would take this. This would not offend me in any way, shape, or form.  Simple as that. Yes. Especially if you don't do crack, you know what I'm saying? You know he's just exaggerating a lot of this stuff. You know what I mean? Yo, by the way, even if you got HIV and AIDS, you can still prosper. But you know what's funny is that you can live through anything and magic made it. He literally acted, he acted like dinner was on the table. Like he acted like he hired the guy to go out and ask, right? He acted like it was his idea. Like go around and ask what people would rather have and then if they choose dinner with me, I'll do dinner with them.  Why are you mad at the people in Jersey? It's the people, but the interviewer had the question. Word up. So that's why... Is this Jersey? I couldn't tell if it was just like Miami or Florida. It'd be great if a dinner with soldier boy was part of like a raffle, like an elementary school raffle to raise money for the school. And he was there and nobody donated money to the raffle. Filarious.  Man, listen, y'all be playing with soldier, but the South Carolina Gamecock football team, that's who they wanted at their post-season dinner. That's what I'm talking about. I think it was the post-season, then it was the dinner after the season because they play so much, soldier boy. At Williams Bright Stadium. How much would it cost? No, he was supposed to be there. He actually, he was supposed to be there, but then something happened. I don't know if he had a baby. Something happened. I forgot. He was actually scheduled to be there. His team came in and everything. And then something happened, like at the last minute where he couldn't show up, but the South Carolina football team wanted soldier boy at their dinner. I wanna say with the post-season dinner. He's a great man.  Decade, at least, maybe longer than that. In an industry that's incredibly hard to maintain, what is it? Whatever, the relevancy. This is the 50th year of hip hop. You cannot discuss 50 years of hip hop without discussing soldier boy.  Soldier boy was the first artist to have like a huge selling ringtone. If I'm not mistaken, and I think at the time, labels didn't even know what ringtones really were. So I think they ended up letting them have 100% of his ringtone sales. Oh, that's right. That's right.  Soldiers showed a lot of y'all rappers how to utilize the internet. Y'all are soldiers' sons. Y'all are soldiers' boys. He was doing dropshipping before any of y'all were doing dropshipping. I don't know what that is. I think it's basically, he figured out that there is an arbitrage where he could like you, he could basically sell things through like his website. Oh, that's right. But buy them from China. That's right. And then the Chinese companies would deliver them directly to the people. So he would just make the middle. But he like figured that out. This is a common thing that people do now, but he figured that out before most people. That's right. They're really smart.   Yeah. All right?   No, you didn't say it. I don't say it, right. I didn't say it. I didn't say it. No, no, no. But say it once. Woo! That ain't no walking in pain, bro. I'll be honest with you. That ain't no walking in pain.   Really? We're putting on a New York standard.    Oh, uh, Spidey Cuzz. Spidey Cuzz. Spidey Cuzz.  Don't ask no questions. Just Google. Which is Google Spidey Cuzz. You're not from here, yo.  She from Jersey.  You are from Jersey, man. I hope she's from Upper, lower Darby. Stop.   You saved yourself. I know. I was like, who are you?  I didn't know where you were going with that. You don't know how to spell Spidey? S-P-I? Are you saying Spidey Cuzz like D-A? Oh, God. Wow, dude. I really don't know. It's probably Spidey Cuzz though. Yeah, but let's make fun of her more. Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're really not with the culture. That's what's really regular. You really got to stop claiming to Hampton, yo. Yeah, that's fast. What's up with Hampton? Between you and Envy?  Between you and Envy, bro. What's that, Hampton? Hampton University? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Historically Black College, or whatever? Yeah. What is it called historically Black? Historically Black College University. And university.  You know what, it's all good. It's not meant to be right now. We're going to find it and then we're going to get it started. Yo, can we talk about one thing? I just want to say one thing, Charlotte Mayden. We were, actually, I don't know if you were on the same page as me on this. I believe you may have been. No, I think you were maybe giving pushback. I said I didn't want to smoke with Jonathan Majors. I said I could easily take Michael B. Jordan in a boxing match, but Jonathan Majors, I didn't know. Jonathan Majors got in a little trouble this week. It could be an absolutely false fabricated allegation. But he did, I think, have the police came and they've got involved? Yeah, because it's mandatory in New York, which I think is a BS law, but it's a mandatory, it's mandatory that you get arrested for a domestic violence call if police feel like it's probable cause. Not only reason I think it's a BS law, anytime you just leave probable cause up to police, that can get sketchy. You know what I'm saying? So I don't know what the probable cause was in this situation, but allegedly Jonathan Majors, not even allegedly, according to the New York Daily News, Jonathan Majors called 9-1-1 because he was having issues with somebody who was- Wait, Jonathan Majors called 9-1-1? As the New York Daily News said, Jonathan Majors called 9-1-1, which also was very sketchy because the New York Daily News said Jonathan Majors called 9-1-1. Other outlets are just saying a 9-1-1 call was made, but then other outlets said the woman called. So I'm like, how are all of these major publications getting wrong? Was she a cracker lady? I don't know. She was cracker? Everybody's saying that. I don't know. How do we know this? How do you know for a fact she was cracker? Can you not see a picture of this cracker? You did not see a picture. You saw a picture that they were circulating online and they were saying this is his girlfriend, but we don't know if that is the woman. The internet.   Can we do an AI search for, that's actually really fun. What? Asking AI what somebody's girlfriend looks like. Hilarious.  Hilarious. That's a funny game to play. Hilarious. That's how you can tell if people think you date white women or not. Yeah. This is what Dr. Umar should use to chat GBT for. He should just do what does Michael B. Jordan's girlfriend look like. AI to stop. That is funny. I'll tell you this though.   But here's the thing. We don't know if it's a lie. We don't know if it's truth. What I hate is jumping to conclusion bias. And that's all social media does. I don't understand people's rush to be judged, jury and executioner on situations like this. You know what I mean? We don't know anything. Like I said on the breakfast club this week, the only thing you should feel about this situation is nothing until all the facts come out. Like I saw people literally saying things like, Jonathan Majors is over. We don't even know what happened. How can you just, why are you so quick to make a statement or just wish that somebody's career is over based off allegations and accusations? Like why? Like just everybody take a beat, let the facts of the case come out and then we'll see what happens. Also an important thing to note. When you're a famous person, you have to be very scrutinizing in the women that you're willing to date, especially if you think they're a little crazy.    But that crazy has a cost.  What if it's a woman that you've been knowing forever and then you know they have an episode? You go the other direction. Well, I mean, if what they're saying is true of what the New York Daily News is saying is true, he did the right thing, right?  Which is usually what happens in situations, especially when a person is black. Yeah, I would just be like, I'd move out. This is your house. That's not gonna stop the person from having an episode. Yeah, but at least they can have an episode alone.  I don't wanna do that to that young lady either because I don't know what happened. I don't know if they said it was an episode and she had to go to the hospital. I don't know if she had to go to the hospital because of the episode or because she was injured. Like we don't, my point is we don't know. This poor guy. We don't know anything about any of this situation. You know what I mean? I just hate how the internet reacts.   They just loved him five days ago. Can we do conspiracy corner right now? Let's do it. Is this Michael B. Jordan's team trying to slow down the rise of competition in the acting world? This is the second conspiracy theory you've done for a Jordan in two weeks. Last week it was Michael Jordan and Pippin. This week's is Michael B. Jordan and John. Listen, there's a reason why Michael Jordan's are at the top of their games. There's a reason why. It is a relentless pursuit for greatness, right? Whether it's basketball or acting, Michael B. Jordan's are at the top of their games and they have to squash the competition. Now I'm not saying it's actually Michael B. Jordan doing this, but maybe his team could be so diabolical that they're like, listen, this Jonathan Majors guy is getting so much credit. He's getting so much notoriety. People think he's so brilliant. Is he gonna start eating up roles that Michael B could be going up for?  I've heard a lot of conspiracy theories surrounding this situation. I am 100% sure that one ain't true. Yeah, but it's fun. It's fun. It's fun. It's fun. It's fun. Gets the people going. You know, even when people say things like, yo, it's over for Jonathan Majors, right? Stop it with that. Okay, let me ask you a question. Why wasn't it over for Ezra Miller then? Ooh! How about this one? Let's stay in the Marvel Universe. Why isn't it over for Ezra Miller? Because he like literally kidnapped a lady. Allegedly. I don't know if any of this stuff is true. Oh, no, he didn't kidnap. She was like part of his cult or something like that. But he was a wild boy. I don't know anything. I just remember reading the stories and the headlines. But, you know, the difference is because he's not a he. He's a they. You gotta they it up. You gotta they it up. If you're about to break the law, you're about to have like a mental episode.   Well, that's what that's what that's what that's what that's really the issue. But even if he did have like Twitter on his ass, when you're they, we don't know what to what jail to put you in. So they can arrest you. I don't even know if Ezra was, was he committing crimes? Like I don't know what it was. I remember him having all of these allegations. Yes. You know, I think he like shop lifted. Really? I think he did some other stuff. He maybe even had like a weapon. He was like losing it. I don't, I don't, I don't remember. Okay. All right. This says charge the marijuana possession. That's 2020. That's 2011. There you go. That's what it was. Ezra Miller appears to choke a woman outside of bars. But when you're a they, you're also a her in that moment. He's like, I identified with my woman side. So it was just a fair fight. Like me and this girl were going at it. What happened with this case though? And then it was what Ezra Miller delivers a cryptic message to the Ku Klux Klan.  Look, if y'all want to die, I suggest just killing yourself with your own guns. Okay. Otherwise, keep doing exactly what you're doing right now. And you know what I'm talking about. And then you know what we'll do it for you. If that's really what you want, talk to you soon. Okay. And you're not going to get in trouble for three. I can't even believe that's the story. Ezra is charged with disorderly conduct and harassment. That was March, 2022. So already you have a choking, right? All right. Ezra Miller gets a restraining order filed against them.  You know what? This is why I can't remember anything that happened with Ezra. I'm not even joking.  And I remember thinking to myself, well, how come he's the only person keep getting named? If it's, if it's days and like, I'm so confused.  This why I can't remember nothing about Ezra. Yes. Exactly why. Let's go. Ezra Miller is arrested on a second degree assault charge. Wow. What else? What did he, who did he hit? Miller's legal continue was a... Who was it for? After being fined, became our rate after being asked to leave and reportedly through a chair, striking a 26 year old female. Okay. So second time assaulting a woman. I think it's the third out of this one we just read, right? He's accused of grooming. Accused of grooming. This is June 22. Ezra Miller, keep going. What else we got? What else we got? Another parent comes forward with allegations against Ezra Miller. How is this guy still in the DC universe? Ezra Miller is accused of burglary cause the flash is that good from what I'm told. Ezra Miller accused of burglary. Vermont state police tried to serve an emergency care order to a mother staying at Ezra Miller's home. I don't know what that is about. Ezra Miller revealed they're seeking treatment for complex mental health issues. What else?  Go read that headline again. How is that not confusing? Ezra Miller reveals they're seeking treatment for complex mental health issues. This is why I don't even understand what's going on with him. Ezra Miller pleads not guilty to burglary charge in Vermont. Ezra Miller pleads guilty to misdemeanor and begins one year probation and when does the flash come out? You can get away with anything if you evade, bro. I don't think it has anything to do with that. What do you think it has to do with Charles, man?  No, I think that has to do with that as well. That's exactly what this is about, because... But do you think if a black man had a $200 million movie franchise, but he still had three allegations of assaulting a woman, that they wouldn't scrap the movie? I think they would. Do you think if a just white man had three allegations of assaulting a woman, and they wouldn't scrap the movie? I don't think they would. I mean, it's clear. And by the way, we don't know what's going on. This is not a white man. This is a non-binary. This is a white thing. Okay, well, let's talk about a white man. Jeremy Renner. You don't even know who Jeremy Renner is. I do. Oh, an era. Hawkeye. Pull up Jeremy Renner. Oh, we're not gonna do this right now. Pull up Jeremy Renner. What do you do? Pull it up.  No, we're not doing the Chris Brown thing, because these are the things if and when, and I'm not gonna say when, if they do try to make a thing about Jonathan, and you got, because by the way, I'm sure that there's a lot of people who don't wanna see a black man be disprominant in the Marvel universe, right? To have a whole, have all of these different movies and franchises built around him.  So, but you gotta be able to point to things like that. Everybody's going to Ezra, but go to Jeremy Renner.  Hawkeye. Pull up Jeremy Renner. Yo, can I ask you a question about the black little mermaid or just a little mermaid in general? Yes, that's my cousin. Serious, more serious question. Go to what is Jeremy Renner accused of? Make it bigger? Alex? Taylor. Renner's ex-wife accused him of abuse. Oh my Jesus. They had a daughter. Uh, I mean they got some of the, oh yeah, go to the timeline of Jeremy Renner's. This don't even feel right what we're doing right now. What? Just like putting people's allegations out there like. But that's my point, this is my point. So let's not continue it. They're allegations and accusations. Clearly, these things have been proven not to be true because Jeremy Renner said they weren't true. I don't know if Ezra ever did, whatever. But they're still working is my point. So if it's not true and it's proven not to be true, you should be able to still keep working. Oh, I 100%. It's innocent to prove it. So if people say things like it's over for Jonathan Majors, no, clearly it won't be. I think you have to let the court of law decide. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. I'm not pulling up these people's allegations and accusations to accuse them of anything or to prove it. I'm just telling you, these things have happened before in these worlds. So if they try to make Jonathan Majors situation anything other than that, if we have things that we can look to, then we know it's got to be some type of racism. Okay, can I ask you the little mermaid question? This is not a black little mermaid specific question. There's just a little mermaid in general question. As far as the story goes, the little mermaid starts as a little mermaid, then she gets legs, right?  Yes. Yes. All my brains get laid. Come on, you seem to classic splash with Daryl Hanna and Tom Hanks. I'm specifically talking about fish now, like if her man was like, yo, kind of smells like fish, cause she be like, motherfucker, I was a fish, like it's going to take a little bit to get it off. I wouldn't wash. I would go to splash, right? Tom Hanks clearly loved the smell of fish. He loved it so much, he wanted to live underwater. Underwater, yeah. Daryl Hanna at the end of the movie.  If it smells like salmon, leave it alone. My daddy was the head of his time. That's facts, bro, that's facts right there. I'm an explorer, bro. You think Columbus stopped when he got to Dominican Republic? You know what I mean? He's like, we got to keep shooting. Man, all I'm simply saying is, I hate the court of public opinion.  Y'all know that's a real thing, right? Yes. Jumping to conclusion bias is a real thing. Google it. Do you want to explain to the good people what conclusion bias is? Yeah, I'll look it up. I don't want to, you know. Let them look it up. Let them look it up. Yeah, I don't know it off the top of my head. I'll do it.  You know what I'm saying? Jumping to conclusion bias, it is the pod, so we can do it on the pod. Jumping to conclusion bias. Jumping to conclusion bias, often abbreviated as JTC, is a psychological term referring to a communication obstacle where one judges or decides something without having all the facts to reach unwarranted conclusions.  Amen, hallelujah. You know what I'm saying?  So once again, I'm not trying to throw, you know, Jeremy Renner under the bus or Ezra Miller under the bus or Jonathan Majors, none of them. I don't know. I just know that these are accusations, allegations, accusations come, allegations come. People figure things out whether they're in a court of law or amongst themselves and life keeps going. You know what I mean? So what you think on social media really does not matter.  I don't think they do that without the social media reaction. I don't think they're so quick to jump to a conclusion. You know what I mean?  Yeah, I think who pulled the ads? The army. Why is he doing it at? He's doing a campaign. He's got two ads for the army. Yeah, so I think that people are just concerned about perception and being tied to perception. Army, y'all got y'all own problems. Was he ever in the army? I don't know. Because that's weird. The army has their own problems, don't you think? I mean...  Well, yeah, I was talking more about like, senseless wars and... Oh, I mean, that... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hundreds of thousands of people dying for no reason. I just... I don't know. I really just don't like it. Like, it just really bothers me when I see people just jump to conclusions about folks with no facts. You know what I'm saying? And then when there's situations like, like a Dana White, like, Dana didn't get no smoke really. I mean, granted, he's the boss, but he didn't really get no smoke whether nobody's saying Dana White is over. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? He didn't get a whole video. Yeah. And he apologized for it. He didn't even run from it. You know? I hate that. Like, it's like, why do we do that to people? Why are we so quick to just want to tear somebody down? You're saying that we're like selectively choosing or you're saying that we want to tear people down? Well, I don't think, no, I don't think we're selectively choosing at all because once again, Black Twitter isn't on Jeremy Renner. They're not on Hawkeye. If Hawkeye is any... If any Black celebrity has those same accusations, Jeremy Renner, God, he's getting smoked on Black Twitter by his own people. You know what I'm saying? It'll be his own people jumping to conclusions. You know? If Ezra Miller, Ezra Miller, he got a lot of, you know, hits and stuff in the tabloids, but you know, there wasn't nobody saying stuff like, at least I didn't see it like Ezra Miller is over. You know, they weren't begging DC to part ways with Ezra Miller clearly because the flash is still coming out. You know what I mean?  Especially when we know we get accused of things falsely all the time. It's been going on since the beginning of time. Yeah, I think it's easier to just kind of attack people who are incredibly successful because oftentimes successful people make us insecure. Especially Johnathan Mages, right? So think about it. The past month, women have been lusting after him. Now you get to be like, look at your little boyfriend. You know what I mean?  You know what I mean? But much of it is, you know, you really care about the situation or you just don't like Johnathan Mages anymore. Oftentimes we just react to how people make us feel. And also people are gonna talk about the only people they care about. So like Black Twitter, they're only gonna really talk about the actors they care about, which is Johnathan Mages over Ezra Miller. Talking about it is one thing. Jumping to conclusions about it and saying things like, Johnathan Mages is over and he's got the look of an abuser.  Yeah, the word you were saying that, what's his face?  You remember that? No. Yeah, you remember when he was saying Troy was innocent? He was going on all the internet, detected the stuff. That was you, that was you. I remember that. I remember that. That was Andrew Schultz. Come on, they know I stood on that. Well, he was innocent until he was guilty. And that's how it should be. And if you don't have anything to say, if you don't know either, if you don't know whether he's innocent or guilty, don't say nothing. Why do we have to be in a rush to have an opinion on this shit? Cause it's fun. I could have got on the podcast and said what I thought about the situation and been right, Troy and Meg, but I was like, for what? Why? What is that gonna do? Let things play out. Like, why? What did you say the other day, Crackerson? What y'all think you all gonna do now? What y'all gonna do now? Second, Crackerson, Crackerson ... What y'all think y'all gonna do now? What y'all think you all gonna do now? What y'all thinks you all gonna do now? What y'all think y'all gonna do now? Chris' phone starts ringing. What y'all think you'll come to that? Seriously. Who'd you like to call? Dude, what y'all think you'll come do now? Your soldier to need to make that ring, though. Let's do that. Man salute the game time. 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You are welcome now. Let's get back to the show. Yes Let's get back to the show. We got church announcements Yo, so I got a show I'm starting to do some shows again. I got Calgary. That's gonna be August 27th a great outdoors fest And I'm also gonna be performing at V con. Okay, that's Gary V's thing at the Lucas oil stadium That's where the Colts play so that's gonna be that's gonna be wild so so far you can go get tickets for both of those And Yeah, I think we're gonna be adding some some other stuff soon. I'm excited I've been I'll be back on the stage. I've been grinding and It's been fun. It's been hard. Yeah. Oh, I was just out in At Rogan's new club. I saw that man. Yeah, the comedy mothership the comedy mothership. It's beautiful I haven't seen anything but the stage though the whole place nice. Yeah, the whole place is great I mean just like the organization of the place is great for Comedy because there's this like centralized green room and then you can access every all both of the rooms without going through any of the Kind of public areas. I mean, I that's I would expect it to be amazing when you got a comedian No, it's incredible and just like the way that he's Organizing the whole thing and how like comic forward it is like obviously you expect that from Joe But it's different when somebody has been like, you know promoting Comedians and on his podcast and all his other platforms is different when you start a comedy club because you go All right, well, this is a business and we got to make the business run But his whole shit is like if it breaks even that's great. So he's just putting all the money back in comics hands He's like he tells the staff that works there if they're coming with their comics They can check out to go do a spot Like and then come check back in like I mean, he's paying up comics crazy. He won't let me tell people how much but it's Crazy really, I mean it's crazy.  Well, it's different than wait for like a spot pay. Oh, got you We make money when we're on the road But like when we go do a spot in the city or something like that I mean, it's probably different for him too though because his clientele like I mean you got to think Rogan has been I mean number one. He's a comedian, but then number two think about all the cash He's built in the comedy community by launching so many careers via his podcast So everybody in there It's like the least we could do is go out there and you know spread the word about the club Not like he needs it, but I mean it works.  The show's been sold out And it's just like it's just crazy to see a scene really get built out of I mean, it's not like they didn't have a little bit of a scene, but they didn't have it like this I mean it is this is a place where people can go and develop comedically now I like seeing comedians do that Dave Chappelle is doing that. He's building a comedy club He's already got that whole the Shaq thing going on in Yellow Springs, but he's actually building a vicinity Yeah, he's building a venue in a and uh, where's where's he at? Isn't it yellow spring? Is it yellow? Is that the name? Is that the whole town? Yellow Spring? It's the town in Ohio. Yeah. Yeah. He lives Yeah, I was just in Columbus. I went I was uh, I was there this weekend for my daughter's cheerleading tournament I was in I went to Key West to go to the premiere of all you there goddess me Margaret And then I went to Columbus that was Friday and I went to Columbus on Saturday Because my daughter had a cheerleading competition. I didn't even know DuVall was gonna be in town Oh, and then you linked with DuVall? DuVall was there all weekend Oh, that was good because I hadn't seen DuVall set in a long time. Yeah, how is he talking about? Oh man, it's fantastic. He's fantastic. He's just he's finally not working hard He's finally not working hard. He's out there. He's got a reason to sit down because he's hurt You know what I mean? And like the first however many minutes is just him talking about what he's just recently been through with the accident and Stuff starts off with a great sketch of the whole situation like it's good. You know I mean and then from beginning to end He don't lose. Yeah, you know because it's personal. It's funny Yeah, then he mixes in the music like yeah DuVall's a one-man musical. Yes. He's literally a one-man I can't think of any other comedian that can do that.  What do you do?   I like I like I don't know. I just like comedy man. I'm a comedy fan I like watching DuVall.  I like watching Erica Duchess. I like watching nod I just like comedy. I am a comedy connoisseur. What I like about comedy clubs people that go to comedy clubs like comedy Yeah, they're there because they like stand-up.  You know what I'm saying, but they're there to watch comedy That's what I like. So yeah, man, everybody build a comedy club. You should do one in shorts. Yeah, I just did No, you should build a club. Oh build a comedy club. Why not? No I was talking to Joe about that. I was like I was like, yeah, that's a whole other you know like list of yo with Caroline's going away It's gonna be a big-ass hole in the ecosystem in New York I mean the comedy sellers building another club. They've just been killing it New York comedy clubs been killing it You know, they got to stands. There's there's plenty of clubs in the city that are that are doing great Thriving you just said about Caroline. Actually, yeah Black Effect podcast festival first ever black effect podcast festival happening April 22nd Atlanta, Georgia Home in yards, man I really got to thank y'all because you know, if y'all keep buying tickets the way y'all buying tickets We're definitely gonna sell out. You know, it should be I'm talking about really soon.  It's hosted by myself and my good sister Jess hilarious We got 85 South Shore on that podcast stage. We got horrible decisions. Mandy and Weezy Giselle Bryan and Robin Dixon will be there doing reason to be shady. Michelle Williams will be there doing checking in AJ and tan bam will be doing the we talk back podcast big facts podcast will be there with DJ scream Big bank baby Jade. I know I'm forgetting some people But we got a business and podcasting panel Alex media is on that with Weezy along with the president of black effect Dolly Bishop to Mika Mallory is on that panel There's a woman in podcasting panel to I Forget who's all on that one but come up pull up man, you know, we got food Louis V's providing the soundtrack We got a black effect marketplace where it's gonna be merchandise from your favorite podcast and some of your favorite local businesses in Atlanta So, yeah, it's a daytime event April 22nd Saturday.  So, uh, thank you Now let's get back to the show Damn, we didn't talk about Takashi 69 what happened on him and the LA Fitness. Oh, yeah, that's right in Florida. Do you think he paid the gas? No, not at all Not even a little bit. You don't think it was a Jesse Smollett. No, not at all.  Yeah. Oh, you see the video? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.  I mean, it looked like a baby I think it was just a bubble. I don't think so. Yeah, look at that I don't know when I saw that and I was like, oh, this seems peculiar. Like you don't work out in the Why don't we never saw him in the sauna?   I just was like this should be a learning lesson for a lot of individuals You can and will get touched. There's no escaping it. Okay. I've been punched in the back of my head It's on camera. Go see it. Uh, can I get a drop?  Yeah, so, you know, you can laugh But I just hope you're learning because this could be any of y'all at any given moment What what do you think will happen to those guys?  It doesn't matter if they care or not. They did an illegal act and it's on camera like You can't somebody gotta press charges. Somebody gotta press. Yeah, somebody gotta press charges. If somebody kills somebody else Nobody presses charges. Well, police gotta investigate. That's the thing if there was an assault that happened I mean, that's crazy if if tukashi is gonna snitch on Trial but not now like once you start snitching. It's just let's keep it going Police are investigating. I thought I read something while the police are looking for the suspects I mean because now tukashi gotta make an example Tukashi gotta go if you beat me up for no reason We will find you and I will make your life a living hell.  Like it's just an inconvenience if you if you if you jump somebody in a public place like la fitness On camera. You're fully aware of whatever consequences could come with that So they want it The guy looked at the camera and said turn the camera on. I want to be famous now Oh, you only hear that part of the video No, I heard that but I don't think guys that do something like that are really thinking about the consequences after that Every single one of those dudes seemed it's like they knew exactly what they were doing That's the other thing that y'all don't understand.  That's why I was like, yo, did he pay him like it's just so peculiar Y'all got a really uh someone else paid him.   What is that called lynching? You know time for that.  You know time for that if you just Now you'll spend a soul Spend time this is that like if you just like punch somebody you probably won't get no time This is like beating on it. You're not going to get no jail time.  Zimmerman Zimmerman, right His whole defense was What was it uh Stanger ground Say it was a standard ground thing, but it was specifically he felt like his life was threatened because What was happening? He was being punched. He said he was being attacked. Yeah But specifically he thought his life was threatened because he was being punched on the concrete If you got you had a legal gun and he shot those guys right there. That's the stand your ground That's in florida too. Absolutely on camera if he had a legal gun on him And he pulled it out and shot those guys especially from that position on his back. Yeah, he's not going to he's he did That's why I think that's why the da if they wanted to they could probably charge for like uh an attempted manslaughter No Attempted manslaughter like that or nah, it'd be lynching that they have that in the south when you jump somebody When you jump somebody it's a lynching char.   Yeah I mean that hurts Let me see jumping They call it lynching down south lynching charge carries But you're not in florida I mean listen to be honest with you. They ain't that bad How long? No, no, I'm saying it what happened to him isn't that bad Bro, he's alive. He and he got he walked out.  That's what I'm saying.   You're gonna have to pay for a lawyer You know I'm saying but you're not gonna go to jail for that.  So like what if you've done a few criminal things before now the judge is looking at that and going All right. Well, you guys are a menace to society or something like that like repeat offender repeat I don't know. I just like it seems to me that this is a big risk These guys are taking in order to beat up a guy who may or may not have done anything directly to them Bro, some people are I'm telling you out though. I guess But by the way, I don't I don't know if it was for cloud or they Nah, it's clearly for the cloud now. This is just me speculating. This is me telling y'all that This is me doing what I told y'all not to do about people like jonathan and jeremy and all of them guys, right? That's just fun though. This is what if these are some italians They're latin kings Okay, so they don't like snitches kings. I didn't know they were latin kings. How you knew this? I mean, that's what the blogs. I'm listening to the blogs. I'm listening to what that's a good theory If they're latin king that they're gangs that there are any type of organized crimes and now you're going after all like snitches Yeah, okay. That makes more sense. Yeah, that makes more sense.  It's a different when you live by a criminal code Because you have to uphold that code Like I'm looking at this and I'm not assuming that they were criminals, right? I'm assuming there were some dudes that were like upset at Takashi for snitching and upset that he was saying all this And there might be might just be standing some artist that he's shitting on.  It's like bro We can't even watch football on Sundays, man. Like if you locked up We got a plant. We got a trip to plan to dominica republic like You know, we got 18 prostitutes lined up like what are you going to do?   It's not the right energy You can't determine whether they jump you or not. It's not the right energy. Shit is crazy. Now, um Nashville school shooting. Yeah, like Okay, how do we Stop school shootings. Okay. I don't know if you could ever stop them. How do we reduce them? You reduce them by Putting metal detectors in the schools. Well, I have a few reasons few few few scenarios You put metal detectors in the schools and you got to have private armed security You know, whether it's old police officers who are no longer on the force who who have security companies hire them to guard your schools I don't want to see it.  She shot her way I don't know. I saw a video of her like shooting that don't happen if private arm security is there They're taking advantage of vulnerable people They're going there because they know that there's no guns. There's nobody shooting back You can go in here and cause as much mayhem is great point It's like if you have if you have armed security, I'm not talking about every single teacher I'm talking about armed security at any free entrance of the school. Yes They're gonna know that they're going into a war zone if they start popping They should put a sign in the school that says This school has armed security Like the same way you you you drive by uh, residences and you see oh, they got an alarm system Oh, but where a dog let let me ask you let me ask you a question If instead of school shootings and I don't want this to happen. I just want to put this out there If instead of school shootings the politicians that support no background checks on guns If they were getting shot at I'm not even saying they're getting killed. They're getting shot at and if every month Another politician who's like no background checks gets shot at They're home their office whatever How long? And I'm not saying that the no background check doing background checks fixes the problem I'm just saying once it was on their doorstep How soon before They start saying well, maybe we should do some background checks. Maybe we should change some things because clearly Schools getting shot up isn't making us change anything Right, but I'm curious if it was on their doorstep If you saw the people who like we need no background checks at all I'm sure is if they were getting shot at I don't even want to put out there in the world that they They're getting killed, but they're getting shot What you're saying is true because politicians have security You know I'm saying most elected officials have some private security whether whether they have security that's Given to them by the government. We're saying if they have private security They had to go to work every single day going it might be the day. Yeah, that somebody walks in and starts shooting at me Yeah What I tell people to do man is google Who are the senators who have benefited the most from our nra money?    I love the idea of background checks I love the idea of licensing. I love the idea of going through That's right different. I don't want to take away one second. I don't want to take away Our right to have guns.  I'm not opposed to that at all If you I just don't want a teacher to feel like I don't want a woman who wants to get into education Or a man who wants to get into education also to feel like they have to be a trained assassin in order to teach I agree, but what if that teacher what if that teacher is already a gun owner What if that teacher has guns at her house? She has the right to potentially do that What if that teacher has his or what if his he or her has guns at the house and Carries guns in their car, but they just don't carry guns in the school because they're not allowed That'll be dependent on like the rules of the school and the school might have a rule that like you have to be a licensed Law enforcement agent in order to carry in the school. We can work that out 100% But I do like this idea because from talking to law enforcement people They said that once you start shooting back at the kid Most of them kill themselves because they're cowards and they That's why you go attacking innocent school of kids the elementary school kids. Yeah, so the the uh The fact that there would be people in that school that were armed and ready to go They wouldn't think about it Well, they have in certain circumstances where you've had those like Security guards for the school run out of the school and forget which place that was where they armed No, I think they were I don't know if they were armed. Oh, maybe they weren't I don't know if they were armed Listen man, and the reason most of these senators refuse to support Common sense gun reform is because the NRA is in their pocket It's just that simple. Yeah, it's really just that simple. It's just it's just sad man You know and uh, they keep saying that the person is transgender. This was confusing to me too though Because they kept saying that it was it's a trans girl, but they kept saying transgender woman So that means it's a dude that's transitioned. No, they said she was born a biological woman Okay, so I didn't understand why the news kept calling her a transgender woman Because she's a what she's a woman who transitioned to a I want to know exactly I also think um The parents should be charged for the crimes of the kid if the kid steals their gun This person is 28. No, I know I'm just saying for the times where It's a kid who takes the parents gun and does something with it I'm not mad at that because then the parents will have to I'm not mad at that You know be more responsible everybody more responsible. I'm not mad at that.   God forbid somebody breaks in your house.   My dad used to live leave the 357 on the dresser We gotta do something like for real We gotta do something.  Yeah, and that's the other thing that people gotta admit.  I would love that but who's gonna pay for that I would love for I would love for our taxpayer dollars to go to paying for private arm security at the school All of these veterans that are out here, you know looking for things to do all of these former police officers Like I said earlier who got these security firms give them the contracts. They'd love to do it They when I say they would love to do it They would love to do it and you don't even need a lot depending on the size of the school Dependent depending on you know the entrances to the school and how you get in the school You just need one person guarding a door arm one person guarding the door I'm like, why is the why the airport got all the security the school should have all the security just like the airport No, let me take that back airports. Definitely need a lot of stuff. I mean I gotta go carry it with Okay, the airport definitely security, but these schools need security just like that.  Yes, the safest place in the plan Come on, man. I don't even say certain words out loud Man, like I don't say gun or bomb. I'll say nothing Nothing. I remember one of the ladies that Hudson new said to me show me you just in here with no security I'm in the airport. Yeah, could not be in a safer place.  But this one dude was like, man, man, you just out here with no security I know I got security Like I ain't one of them. I'm not a rapper. I ain't got no security. I'm not that. No My security is here. You just don't see him Which is exactly what I want. You just don't see him. And when you say things to me like you don't have no security Guess what? I'm texting the security watch this person, right? See the person to green Watch this motherfucker. You know what I'm saying? Why are you coming up to me asking me? Why I don't got no security? It's a weird thing that's crazy to me. Um, what else we got Taylor? Let's do some asking idiots, man What was the donkey today? Baby Daniel He's a 65-year-old man. Can someone tell us if the guy's trans or not the kid who shot the school up Like Transgender killer It said transgender killer and had a picture of a little kid In a glass on a bus looking terrified And it was the front page of the daily news was transgender killer something. What did it say? Alex? I saw it today. I read it this morning Oh, so she used to go to that school I was just confused because at first the news just kept saying a woman and then when they said it was a transgender I just assumed it was a guy who transitioned Into a woman, but then they said no, she was born female Said and I was all the way confused. So what does she trans as I don't know But does it matter when somebody walks into a school and kills kids? He's a kid killer. She's a kid killer.  I don't know what the hell's going on.   He identifies He's a 65-year-old new york man who identifies as a baby girl. He broke into a daycare Stole a bunch of diapers drink up all the formula Because he wants to know what it feels like to be a baby girl named dania Is it possible charlomani? I didn't make any of this up. You know that Y'all are laughing like I just told them about it. I'm not I'm taking them seriously. Is it possible that There are trans people who are born in the wrong body And they're experiencing excruciating pain For being emotionally one gender and then physically another gender and also There are mentally ill people That are taking advantage Of this trans thing and kind of using it To gain like protection from their mental illness Yes, this seems like mentally ill behavior When I see people like I end up identifying as a frog.   They jumping out the gym might be a frog. That's what I'm saying They might be a come on. Come on.   Um, I think it was a lady in jersey that she faked her birth Birth certificate to go back to high school Why she was like, I think 29 to 30 faked the birth certificate So she can do high school over again for what? If you want to live the glory days, I don't know. That's these women trying to act like look how young I am like that That's just like, uh, I look so good for my age. I can sneak into high school Like I I don't think that I don't think there's anything to do with like identify the 14 year old trans teenager is wild Yeah, is that what that is? Would you be considered a trans and is this person considered trans baby? You know what I mean? Come here, let me burp you and do you say he's 65 years old or do you say he's 780 months? You know You know You're 65. Yeah Give it about another decade or so. You'll be a diaper.  Somebody's gonna be feeding you.  Like you'll be just give it a minute Like you're rushing this buddy. That's funny. You're rushing this man. Yeah A baby girl named daniel This meant why don't we commit people like no seriously? Why don't we just come? Why don't we commit people like that? I think a lot of people are down with them Give them a test right like at least let's see. Well, I think they that's the test Like do you think you're a baby? Yeah, you're crazy and that person right there could walk in the Florida or any store in Florida and buy a gun right now That person could go in the Texas and buy a gun right now. You know what I'm saying There you go. My god. It is a weird It is it is a weird thing and I'm telling you I've sat down. I've talked to trans people and I 100% believe that they They are a woman inside Yeah, a man's body like I I believe it a thousand percent. Yeah, I I'm convinced a hundred percent. I think that this happens in life And I think that there are anomalies that happen all the time in life. You see these different people We're talking about this on flagrant. There are people.    It was a woman who called I think I don't know if she was a trans Man or it was a trans woman. I'm not sure but she she was trans and she called and said like this is a problem I said well, isn't that what people could say about you too like should we Be kind of aware of this guy's feelings is could there be potentially something to this like I'm just you know Because we're in that you don't want to just dismiss people's feelings, right?  Yeah, you know Listen, I'm with you.   You know, because I agree with shows. I do feel like Transgender people do believe what they believe but I also feel like there's a lot of people taking advantage Of being able to identify As whatever you want to identify.  They shouldn't be getting killed for who they are. We all know that. I just think it's when People's intelligence Starts to get insulted is when you get a lot of the pushback You know what I'm saying when it's the you're taking advantage, dude Yeah, when it's the women's sports thing or even this this guy, baby It's like come on now So because that because the first thing you read when you read a story like this You're like, see this is what happens when you open Pandora's box That's what everybody thinks when they read this you open Pandora's box and you let people identify As what they want to identify as you're going to have 65 year old Men saying that they're 780 months and they identified baby girls named Daniel, you know, so Yeah, I don't know man. Yeah, we'll figure it out. It will all organize itself.  Well a comment will hit earth and wall be dead instantaneously That could also happen. None of this when I say none of this will be figured out. I mean this with the utmost Optimism about life. I'm not being pessimistic in any way shape or form. I love life. I'm happy I'm just telling you what it is. What it is.  We're not going to figure out the gun shit We're not going to figure out mental health initiatives Life is just going to continue to get weirder and weirder stranger and stranger and when the aliens pop up When the aliens finally decide organized That might be that might be what we need you see that as a You know the way to uh, unify society and a lot of these fantasy It would never happen But that would unify humans at least I wouldn't if aliens came And attacked all of earth We would be forced to come together to try to thwart the aliens attack.   That's where we call up china We call up russia.  We don't know that I'm not doing this together.  Yo, what's up with your fans? What you're gonna do?  Cock the weapons pointed all of our heads and then just say what Charles But it's true. No, what if they come out and they look just like us Aliens to somebody But in this hypothetical we're saying as aliens.  Yeah. Yeah, and the rednecks. They see the white aliens Oh, yeah, buddy.    Yeah, then they start wiping us all out Then what? The black aliens the white aliens the chinese looking aliens They all just wiping out all of us because they came to get rid of earthlings. So then what do we do?  No, you just making the argument We have to start looking at ourselves like earthlings that might bring us together.  No, no, no, no, no shows just said aliens New ones to it if the aliens come down and they move just like us. I try my best every week I do my darndest Don't judge him. This is the smartest man i've ever worked with. No, he's a true genius He's a true genius. No, this man is an absolute genius. He wants to what I say. He's also capable of doing some of the most retarded shit I ever seen in my entire life Now once it was his idea that the aliens attacking us would make us all be together He was like now we're talking That makes sense because I thought of it. That's how you know, it's a good idea When you thought of the same exact thing in picture to me there was no way that could have been a good idea I just needed to think of it. No, if it's just If it's just aliens and we don't know what they look like it might not work But if they look just like us it'll be confusing enough to bring us all together Right, because we don't know who's who but then how would we even know to be together because we wouldn't trust any of us What if you're a super racist?  Oh, wow. Now you I thought he was an alien.  You I didn't know You know the first week is gonna be fun Where's alien bashing time, right?   Okay. So how would we tell though If one's an alien one's not their black age and everything else. I don't know. That's the point. Come on think We keep riding on to it. Oh Like what would we how would we be able to tell it's not a real black person? It's a black alien.  No, and if they're white, how would we know they don't have a washcloth at all? They don't have a washcloth at all, bro No, it should be yeah, how we know if the white aliens actually white they wouldn't have a washcloth Yeah, remember that movie remember that tv show aliens where they used to like it was like water or something They'd pour on them nothing not the movie signs. No, no, no signs. There was a move There was a tv show that used to come on fox back in the day I used to watch it all the time called aliens And it was something that it was something they were allergic to y'all don't remember that tv show Used to come on fox They had the weird heads like their heads like pussy's cone heads. No, it wasn't cone heads I'm not that old, bro. Y'all remember aliens. No, bro. You remember aliens chris.  Oh, you washed bro. Hold on. Yeah, you wash aliens fox tv Yo, you watch alien nation. That's what it was called.  Oh, wow. Let's do some asking idiots.    Come on.   Uh, yeah, you can't shoot him. Why not because he's got his back to you in new york city You can't do that.    That's an attack. It's an that's an attack You probably would have to ask can you be attacked by a good time? Could you say your honor? He was attacking me with a good time I'm just gonna have to take advantage of that. I don't know what to do your honor. Yeah, we're gonna have to walk this one Why he's attacking us.  I don't know. That's a good question What does that mean? Hey, if I feel like my life's a danger by life's a danger That ain't gonna fly in courthouse My life was a danger judge.  Yeah Whisperin in his ear. Yeah, whispering is here Imagine the asterisks coming at you.  What y'all gonna do now? Yes What y'all gonna do now?  What y'all gonna do that? This would sound like what y'all go Oh Go to Atlanta boy threaten them with a good time if you want to They can't even get their whole thread out I love it here Sean x solo said we learned from our mistakes. Yeah, we're always so afraid to make one. Ooh, where's this true for you? Learn to our stakes. Oh, where's it true for me? Just life life period. You know saying like, you know Here's the thing you can't be afraid to make mistakes because if you're actually trying if you're actually Attempting to do things in life.   So, you know, it's true in just life. Yeah in general. Yeah I don't try to hit prs in the gym anymore Interesting why prs. Yeah, like personal records.  Yeah, but why is that? It's not worth it.    Why? Yep You could throw up 225 easy easy right now. Are you a you're like a strong dude? I I think so. I mean, I that's a lot of weight for your weight. You're probably the only way like what one One right now. I'm like 180 right now. I'm like 180 181 I'm like Why I'm just saying that's good. That's like a really good amount of weight Speak your truth teller Speak your truth right now. I'm just surprised. That's all what's surprised what laura. Hi. I thought I was gonna be hiring What? This is cuz I'm thinking in her and it's in all the right places I need to go to all the right places. That's all it is Yeah, you're not that far though like from a from you Um, no, I'm not 180. You're 188. No, I'm not 180.  Taylor walking to gym the treadmill say what you gonna do now What you gonna do now?   That's all Let's do one more Give us one more Taylor just coming up in the digital monitor like we're supposed to say the miles per hour Oh my god Uh Oh, this is a good one. We can end on this always zant says what part of success would you give away if you had to Easy give away easy call if I had to go Uh fame You know Like that's that's that's yeah You can have that but I guess you I mean you can't have one without the other I guess, you know what I mean Not an entertainment and not an entertainment in front of the camera. Yeah, you know, I mean that's That's about a part of success because people are weird, bro People are weird Yeah What part of says could we get could we give away? It definitely not and I'm definitely not giving the money away the money is the best and the fame the fame I'm like I don't I don't care necessarily about fame But I do acknowledge that they're like amazing benefits to it You know like people wanting to work with you the wanting to help you and it's good. It's good and tell us not There are definitely issues that it can come with it But there's also so much benefit like people are so nice when they meet you and maybe that's not necessarily just fame It's like they appreciate your art or they appreciate your creativity. That's what you always hope it is Not just like a like a cloud thing the part that I would give away.  You got weirdos.  I guess I wouldn't want um, the people that don't care about the fame How it kind of potentially affects them? Yeah You know and uh Yeah, any negative effects on my family You know that is always that would be the thing that I because we can take the costs of being Having some fame or success.    Can you speak on it or? I don't really want to okay, but I'll tell you after the show.   Yeah, you know what I mean?  Yeah, and and and you don't know what they're doing that for I'm a person who's been attacked. So I've My mind goes from attack.  So you're thinking about that when you enter the interaction That's right. I think that's very reasonable. We're gonna.  Show me what you gonna do now I listen, I've been I mean, that's funny. I gotta be honest man. I've been so Lucky and like grateful that the interactions I've had with people who enjoy the content that we make have been like Really pleasant and appreciative and they've been grateful and like I'll be lying if I said otherwise Yeah, yeah, might probably hire 98% of them. Yeah from from from breakfast club Yeah, whatever it is 98% of all interactions are great. It's just that 2% you know, it's just it's a high 2% because because of what could happen so high for you in those situations. Yeah, absolutely Yeah, but that is a great that is a great question Is a great question and I think it does Force you to kind of look at the price of this and I think the price is definitely worth it It's worth it. But you got to be willing to pay for it man And it's worth you get so much from it and you're not and you're not going through nothing Nobody else has to go through if you get to a certain level where you you know, you got to have security with you It's the price of it. You know, I mean that's the price of it small price to pay You know, it's just those other inconveniences To people that yeah aren't us. We're yeah, and you know But we're so lucky bro. So blessed.  You think we're intelligent You think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right.  You're right too. It's the brilliant in his podcast. Thank you for listening. Peace


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