carved out some time today and for anybody who's new, let me give you a quick rundown on what Wheel of 2K is. In Wheel of 2K, we start with an all-amethyst team and we're gonna play through a 12-game series. Now, in order to turn this team into a God squad, we will use the Wheel of 2K to add players. If we win the following game, we keep the players. If we lose, they can't stay on the squad. Our goal, of course, is to have the best record we can because for every win we get in Wheel of 2K, I'll be giving away $250. Each Wheel of 2K season also has two unique players. There's a team captain and a power-up player. The team captain is one guaranteed stud to help us hopefully get the ball rolling and win our first game and our team captain this season is Endgame LeBron James.  He's small forward slash point guard so right now, definitely my point guard and if down the line, we get a point guard and like better, we can move him to the three and the other player is our power-up player. Our power-up player starts at their very worst version and every time they get 10 in any stat, they get upgraded to the next best version and our power-up player this season is Nikola Jokic. This is a funny power-up player because this world showcase Jokic is literally one of the worst cards in the game. Now, the progression through Jokic is interesting. We get a big jump on the first upgrade all the way up to Ruby. Then we go Diamond, then Galaxy Opole, then Dark Matterer and then there's three different Dark Matters. Out of position Jokic, there's Hero Jokic and of course there's Endgame Jokic. So on the left is what we have right now and on the right is what we're working towards. The rest of the team is just some amethysts I like. This season I wanted to honor LeBron. I went with the Cavaliers uniforms, Cavs logo, we got the Cavs court and we are the Cleveland Deavers. If you're new to the series, you'll learn very quickly. The very first thing we do is spin the wheel to add to this squad. I only keep the players I'm adding if I win though. So let's see what we got. Echo's gonna choose the Dark Matterer. Pretty self-explanatory. I'm gonna sort the entire auction house by Dark Matterer. The first player we see is Endgame Julia serving. Two is Marc Gasol, three is Kevin Durant. You get the idea. Hey Alexa, can you pick a number one through 50? Here's a number between one and 50. It's 24. 23 is a LeBron. Thank God it wasn't 23. 24 is actually dope.  I feel like that's pretty dope for right now. So LeBron, Darius Garland, we got the Cum Bucket. Will Chamberlain, Yoakich. This is not exactly a recipe for success, this squad. But honestly, we just gotta make some magic happen. That is the points. And one more thing if you're brand new is the challenge wheel. If I complete whatever challenge we're about to get, I can get one of any pack in the store. And this one is gonna be really hard, especially with my squad. But it's possible, my bench needs to outscore their bench. First game's always the hardest boys. He's got Kobe, Devin Booker, Bron Bron. Yoming, Anthony Davis. There's a 0% Yoakich, I didn't even get close to that. I think that's our biggest issue right now is a lot of my opponents are gonna have seven foot six ish centers. They're gonna do a whole lot of that. Into Will, Amethyst Will Chamberlain. Bron's going to work, I got a hand up. Bron's got Booker on him. Can he just like big boy this man? Look at the cheeks on about the clap. Yo, why do you look so good for El? No, we're not. I'm playing wheel of 2K all night. I love you. No, you don't.  You like the offense, Bart. Come on. You're holding the wrong button. What button is it? LB for the screen. Yep. Come on, baby. You call out. Yo! How did he use meter?  Come buck it on, Bron, Bron. Dude, what's with these little bailout calls? Is it because they're a high overall and I'm a low overall that we foul more? None of these look like fouls to me. Ah, LeBron foul. Hey, got a foul call myself. Just how ugly is this? 59% on the slightly earlier, right? Can I green this one? Have I been green? I'm going to play a little bit with Yao in over Yokech. But I don't know if this game is really winnable anyway. LeBron! Hey! In the Yao. Yep. Ew! Talk to me! With an N1, do we finish it? We sure do, baby. Hey! Put someone up with book. He didn't even green that. Let Yao jump. There he goes. All right. Screen from Yao.  Hey! Yep. Hey! Yep. Buck it. Hey! Down by four. Devin Booker will take one all the way in. Oh, Gasol. Gasol! Hey! 26 to 24. My bench is definitely outscoring his bench because he still has all his starters in. LeBron with the steal! Up to T-Mac. Midi, got to go Midi. I can't go in there on Yao.   He just stepped from out of bounds in the most continuation I've ever seen. Oh, that's my best shot. Hey, take me to line. It is the end game free throw. It's just the same as always. Let's make this 29. Dude, I tell you what, eight points in the first quarter. 18 in the second. We played much better defense. He only scored 11. We keep this up. We win the game. All the way, Kade. All the way! Good move. Great move. Kade all the way. Kade all the way. He is playing his heart out. Let's go, baby. LeBron still on the bench. That's the big thing here. All right, you take that. Jesus. I don't know if he could hit the sunshine. I got to stay up on this three. That's fine. Jesus. Walk through him. You don't think you are compared to him? LeBron three. Oh, I shouldn't have been off balance for that. But we green it anyway. 39, 37. That's a massive three right there. Oh, my God. Another curry dunk with no time left. I'm going to go all the way to LeBron. Let's go. Do it, LeBron. Do it. Ooh, he gets a layup. 43 to 42. This is literally 2018 LeBron's Cleveland team. All the way, LeBron. Oh, come on, yo. I got willed on LeBron. I really don't know how this happened. But I think he's going to go to the hoop. Yeah. Just calling Devon Booker little. And we're headed to the free throw line. Bron's got 27, four boards, three assists. And we take the lead again. There have been so many lead changes. He had a yow three. He opts not to take it.  Great move. Let him try and cook here. Get these bailout fouls. Damn. All right, bringing the yow screen all the way. LeBron. Go yow. Let's go. Three seconds on the clock. LeBron, hand up. No, sir. Our ball. LeBron, first free throw. Clutch. Got him both. Great defense. Go ahead. Take it. This is not the guy I want here, though. Butter. No. There it is, green. Yes. Low key is to miss the second one. Then he does, oh, no, no, no, no. I need to make it for the challenge, just in case I'm making it for the challenge. He's going to get a nice three off with Anthony Davis. He will drill it. This game is over. Oh my god. Now, we've got a few important things to note. One of those, of course, is that our bench outscore his bench. Now, let's take a look at LeBron first. 34 points, four boards, five assists, one steal. Yow was off my bench with 15 points and five boards. Cade, also on the bench, had four, which puts him at 19. How was on the bench? That's 21. Anthony Davis was on the bench. That's 23. Big Georgie's on the bench. That's 25. So my bench scored 25 points. That Curry was on his bench and that Curry dropped 12. But that's it. He hardly ever subbed anybody in. All right, hell of a start, boys. Now, the most important thing here is since I won the game, I get one of any pack in the store. And there's an end game Julius Irving pack. This has a 28% chance at a dark matter. It's going to guarantee me players. There's a really good chance this is an upgrade for my team. So that is amazing. Our very first pack. Ah! The grand finale is coming together nicely. We've got an end game.  Oh my God! That's dark matter, Big Georgie! Bollicle cheese is what it is.  Dude, I legitimately feel that. Hey, regardless, that is an amazing both again in our very first spin from the challenge rule. That's wild. So we got one and oh. We go on to game two. And it's an invincible jackpot for game two. Oh, what position? What position? What position? So far, we can work on Yolkitch. Big Georgie's great. Lebron is great. Darius Garland, whatever. Hey guys, you know what? I'm better than this. It's not like I'm going to bid 500,000 and I'm going to get invincible Victor Wendanyama. Ah! You think because I would get invincible Victor Wendanyama that you're better than me? Is that what you think? What's that old saying?  Hate the game. Can't forget that challenge wheel, baby. The challenge wheel got us Big Georgie. So we always got to clutch this up. Our challenge this time. A gold player needs three assists. Now, normally I have to go sub a gold player into my lineup for this. Yolkitch is not upgraded yet. So we get three assists to Yolkitch. We complete the challenge. That should not be hard. Ooh, Jonathan Bender. Dude, you got 6'10", Jonathan Bender on 6'1", Darius Garland.  Ooh, he's going to get a wide open three. Also, his court is giving me eights. How do you put neon green, neon purple? Also, I set my defensive settings to play tight. So I don't know how he just drilled out my face. Go, Bron. Hey! Accidentally just doubled high. Weapon y'all is going to get a wide open look. I'll take that three. Big Georgie with a rip into Bron. The end one, but we got a foul. Take that. All right, I'm pulling Yolkitch. Dude, how am I going to upgrade Yolkitch? I'm going to have to upgrade him off some rage splits or something, man, because, dude, I did not consider how hard it was going to be. Ooh, Weapon Yama with a nice rip. Let's go, Bron. Can you turn that corner, Bron? Ooh, I feel like you can probably shoot. Oh, cut to the hoop, Big Georgie. Yes, you had him. Oh, you had him in the first place. Hey!  That was open, man. Great defense. He gets absolutely nothing. Can I post fate? Ooh, okay, LeBron. Wambi for three. Oh, good defense. Good recovery, Yau. Another one. Weapon Yama, that's it! Indie Yau, it's a bucket. Dude! Damn it. God, he really likes that move. Yeah, you know what? Make him earn it, Keras LeBron. I like that play call. I'm going to leave this squad in. Cade? My God. He goes quick, Iso. Oh, he had the three with him. He has the three there, too. In the second quarter. Oh, so like, okay, here's what just happened. I didn't complete my challenge wheel. We do keep Victor Wambi and Yama. I also get a Yokic upgrade because that was a rage quit and I also get to spin on the rage wheel. So that's amazing. So Yokic is finally no longer a gold. He's not much better. He goes up to Ruby. But the good news is Nicole Yokic's Ruby is center slash power forward. So I can actually move him out of that center position to power forward where hopefully he has slightly more favorable matchups and then Big Georgia can go down to center. Wambi and Yama stays at the three. Thierry Scarlet stays at the two and LeBron at the one, bro. Am I good all of a sudden? What happens now is a spin on the rage quit wheel. So that is our very first rage quit. Hopefully we get some more. That was a great start right there. And that is a beautiful, beautiful thing to get from the rage quit wheel. Two packs from the store. I wouldn't say guaranteed but almost guaranteed to help this team. Let's see what our first Julia serving pack. Oh, no dark matter and rubies. I really, you know what's funny is the rubies. I take it back.  Second pack, Western Conference Center. Oh, oh my God. This is my third pack of the day and I have invincible Boogie. Oh my God. Boogie is gonna be the backup power forward. Yeah, we'll come in off the bench at center. Hopefully what we can do is get Yokic's upgrade and then sub him out for Boogie. Regardless, Boogie is gonna be so good. It's just a bummer with how our lineup's kind of set up right now. Two and no, starting out nice and hot. We've got an invincible from a pack. We got big Georgie from a pack. And we've got another spin here for game three. It's a rookie jackpot. Dude, low key. I might go with Jalen Williams. Now, obviously there is an end game Palo Bancaro. I just don't see a spot for him on my lineup. What I really need right now is a shooting gun. Jalen Williams obviously is an invincible so he's got more Hall of Fame badges than Darius Garland. But he's also six foot six. So he's five inches taller. Invincible Jalen Williams is my rookie jackpot player. Starting out of course with the challenge wheel. What do we got today? We got Jalen Williams on the line. I've never, literally never gotten this challenge before. Okay, so I have to mid range or three, a shot with my eyes shut. You know what I could start doing? Let's get Yokic some assists down to big Georgie. Yes, sir. That's an assist. Yokic, ooh, great move. All right, if I want to make a basket of my eyes shut, I'm gonna try right now.  All right, I have a feeling I was super, super, super deep there. I feel like I have a decent feeling for the end game release at this point though that I could make it. I know when Minyama well enough too. Okay, let's see if he take it. Oh, he knew what I was doing, huh? Shot your eyes. Come on, come on. Damn it, late? He is powering into the paint. All right, I can't worry about shut my eyes for a basket. Here we go. Here we go. Wemby! My God, into big Georgie. Thank you. Dude, I've scored single digits in every first quarter. Wembyama. Dude, another late bucket all the way in, Ron. All right, we are gonna score double digits in this first quarter, guys. That's my promise here, all right? Charge? Wembyama just got a blocking foul. Got flattened by Curry. Curry got the end one and got his rebound. Go in, Ron. Yay! We'll have a better second quarter as always. Hey, it's good, man. If the game is tied up in the first quarter, that's great because this is my worst quarter. I like it. Let's do it again. Come on, there we go. I am just, I am cursed. I am determined to lose. I am determined to lose the first quarter. And here we are, ladies and gentlemen. Come on, Ron. All right, well, that one was lag. You can't blame that on me. Back into Wembyama. Wembyama, we'll make that one. Emerald Yokic to Jalen Williams. Jalen Williams, midi. That's how you get an assist. Why are you playing so small? You got him. All right, I'm going for the bucket this time. Crossback with the run. Good layup. That was a tough bucket. I like that. Dude, this man is cold. It's just a bad go for you, man. Down to Jalen Williams. Jalen Williams! Scream from Demarcus Cousins. Buggy! Yokic. Oh, he's got to get it down court fast. Dude, actually boxed. Actually boxed. That was spectacular defense. Yokic is doing really good. Damn, good bucket, too. Other than have Yokic in, let's just focus on hard, straight up winning. One more pass. One more pass. Williams is a sniper! Yow! It was ugly, but he scored. I suppose that's all that matters. Into Big Georgie. That was ugly, too, but I scored. Exactly what we need. Oh yes, sir, that's a bucket. That's six assist, Yokic. Oh no, what are we doing? What are we doing? I'm making a substitution. I give him a wide open three. He's got two points and I leave another wide open three. Could somebody help me figure out what I'm doing right now? Georgie puts it up! Oh my God! That's an assist for Yokic. I only need 10 with Yokic, bro. If I could get 10 with Yokic all in this quarter, that's fine. I thought he was gonna dish to three. Into Big George. That was too easy. Eight assists with Yokic. I need two more for the upgrade. I'm worrying about Yokic and I choked the 10 point lead. That's great. Duke, Duke, what? I want the screen from LeBron because that's just such a mismatch. No, I needed the end one there. Darn it, LeBron's going to the line. Hey, we're in the bonus. It's all nice. I got like the points, but no assist for Yokic on that. Uh-oh. He's out of position. He's out of position. Let's go! 18 points, eight points. Almost a double-double for Big Georgie and Yokic with nine assists. He's getting in the paint and he throws it down. One assist Yokic and we're done. It's about as free as they get. Oh, yes, sir! Nikola Yokic, the ruby with not a single stat.  Curry's going to work on Darius Garland. Laurie Markin is going to work on Yokic. Get inside, Wemby. Oh, Wemby Niyama. Got a little lucky on that one. Stay up on him. Mid-range, yes, sir. Money. I don't know why I've been struggling with him so much, but we need more of those shots.  He missed the three. Go in, Wemby. Oh, another midi. Stay on him, Boogie. You got fresh legs. Get over there, George. In it. Dude, Darius Garland! Cook! That was beautiful basketball up there. The spacing, the dish. Uh-oh, but he's got a freebie. Fuck. Oh, that's fine. I would much rather he passes to that and goes for that than shoots that wide open through to Curry. Oh, I thought he dished. Dude, he just, he blows by me every time like that. Boogie. Really nice pass! George, I'll throw it down. That one was just too good. I had to take it. Oh, Stackhouse with a great move. He dishes. Go up, Bron. Oh, good midi. What is with my jump shot?  Look at LeBron just bullying into Boogie. Swadding. Oh, no. And now I'm guarding George. Who's out there? 55 to 55. Eight seconds. Going up with a weird shot with Wembleyama. Out to Wembleyama. Step back. What are these animations? It's 55 to 55. I want to just choke this game. Steal it. That's a horrible shot. Board, time out. I have 3.1 on the clock. I think I want to, oh, no, Wembleyama's inbounding. I think I want Jalen Williams to shoot this.  Three minutes of OT. Bring Wembleyama on the screen. We got to go best play every time. Here we go. I love that. I did not green that. And that went in. Into Big George. Oh my God. Jalen Williams just loses the basketball. And Big George is going to run it all the way down for an end one. Oh my God. Oh, this has been a real frustrating game. He careens the free throw with him. Wembleyama. Dude, what are these animations? Dude. Oh. The rip off the in-brounds with Big Georgey.  His computer just got a charge. He's just waiting for Big Georgey to be open. Big Georgey for three. How big? Oh my God. It fell back. Approaching only a minute left. LeBron goes for the steal. Doesn't get it. Great. Fuck.  How are you going to give him that foul?   Back out to Wembleyama. Screen. Come over the top. Wembleyama three. Brick. Total brick. Shoot some midi with Georgey. Green's it. All right. That was a nice shot. I'm not mad about that. Boogie Cousins three. Drills it. Well, we got team takeover. LeBron, pretty open three. Total brick. And he gets the board. Let's just let him have it. I'm not fouling. All right, back in goes Darius Garland. And Jalen Williams removed from the lineup. One thing he can't take from me, though, is I did get 10 assists with Yokech, which means we get the next Yokech upgrade. Now, there is not an Amethyst Nicole Yokech, but there is a diamond. All right, we moved to two and one after that game. We got the Yokech upgrade, but that's a frustrating one. We're just going to have to bounce back in this one. Who do we get here? So we get any Amethyst player in the game, but we get to pack a punch them if we get five points. All right, well, the shooting guard that I want on this squad is Michael Jordan.  So the Amethyst I'm going with is Silencers Amethyst Michael Jordan. I don't know what this card is, but if we can get five points with him, we get the best version of Jordan. So there really is, there's a lot to think about this episode. We want to get Yokech upgrade. We want to get Jordan five points so we can get the end game, but if we lose, we don't keep Jordan anyway. So there's a lot going on here. And we have a challenge week.  The challenge here is my team captain cannot leave the game in scoring. Honestly, I think George and Wenbenyama are really solid regardless. And I was a total brick with LeBron last game. So this can work. Andre Kirillenko, Luca Doncic, Obo, Yao and Taco.  Kirillenko is going to start us out with a bucket. Two to zero to start this one out. Up to Wenby.  Oh Wenbenyama, take it all the way in. Hey, our team captain can't leave the team in scoring. I have a feeling I know who will lead if it's not him. Luca Doncic takes it in and drills it on Jordan. We need five with Jordan if we want to keep him. Bron just dunked on four. Oh, nobody on Yokech. I like that. In to big George's. George's. Ew. Uh-oh. Wenbenyama, oh, lag, lag. No, I lagged into it.  Uh-oh, Taco is open. Good pump. Oh my God, what did I just do? What did I just do? Oh, I didn't get that. No, no, Luca three. He wants it so bad. Yokech is on the board. Oh, I told you there was lag. Oh my God. Stay up on y'all. Stay up on Luca. He might've got that one. He did. Nice shot. Oh, go. Go, Don. Go, go. Ew, that was the slowest dunk. Dude, why are you on pace for a double-double? Yokech, why do you have four boards? How did this happen? Oh my God, Yokech, go. Go, don't let Taco catch you. I gotta know, Yokech. I gotta know why you wouldn't just dunk that. But you know what? You're gonna butter these, so it doesn't matter. Dude, what if you made the 2% though? That's the real, that's the real kicker. Wow, wow. It went from 2% to 3%. That's just dandy. Thank you so much, Ronald 2000. Yokech runs around the attempted charge. He's back on the line and we're gonna butter these. I can't miss four in a row. Although I do know somebody who can miss four free throws in a row. I don't know how many of you will get that reference. Probably not a lot.  I just gotta get this into Yokech and I just gotta put it up.  Dude, don't lie. I felt like I played amazing that quarter. It's 18 to 14. Yokech is well on his way to an upgrade. Michael Jordan is nowhere near his upgrade. We do gotta keep that in mind. Mike, a bucket. Oh, he's doubling. Splash! Whatever. Damn it. Okay. Dude, Jordan. Jordan is a turnover machine right now. Oh, I got it. Let's go.    And yes, that is a testament to how quickly I nut. It's really not even that slow of a release. I just have a lot of problems in the bedroom, that's all. Go, go Jordan. All the way. All the way. Hey, he doesn't need the foul.  He's gas. Let's just foul real quick.  Damn it. I mean, the entire bench, please. Let's see how the bench can play. Close out this quarter. He does have a two point lead, but I've got a Jordan challenge damn near complete. I've got a Yokech challenge damn near complete. And I've got a Darius Garland dunk on Binkus Bonkus. Ooh.  That's such good defense.   Ooh. That Austin Rivers pump. Austin Reeves to the line. Hey? You know the white guy's gonna have just the butteriest, cleanest free throw, right? Oh my goodness, George.  Guess I'll take my bazillionth dunk. Actually, no, that should be makeable. Maybe I just stopped shooting LeBron. End game release. Did you guys see that? I just made a three with LeBron. And I've just made an end game three. Quenbush.  Shit. He got me twice. I'm gonna get him though. I'm gonna get him though with Bron Bron.  Don't you do it. Nope, I'm on you. I'm sorry, man. It's, this is a me thing, not a you thing. It's a me thing. Williams Russell, bro, you played literally when plumbers and mailmen were good at the sport. There's no way you're gonna hit a three on me. Taco, you don't got the sauce that you think you got. Oh my God, he has all the sauce that he thought he had. Jesus, I didn't realize he had that kind of sauce. Ah, I was gonna cry. Let's go, Quenbush. Why are you shooting the lights out all of a sudden, Quenbush? Oh, you wanna go into the paint, don't you? Bring in the screen. Oh, but you're just gonna leave. Oh, I suppose it does work if I miss a butt naked wide open dunk. It's actually a really good strategy. You're not poverty, you're in poverty. Ooh, big George with the tickle. Dumpies! He could've got a shot off, but now I don't really think he can.  Yoke, he's only got seven points. I don't have his upgrade yet. This is kind of a sketchy quarter to be attempting to get it. He wants the yow dish. Wenbin Yama, big three, butter. Great defense! Wenbin with a swat. Now it's Kate out there on chef. Oh, he got a good three. Boogie. It's got no business being a good game, but it is. Went for the step back. Alex not to take it. Superb on ball defense.  Oh my God. I really don't like his free throw. It's really hard to see when he's actually releasing it. And Big Georgie's still got his takeover. No. Okay, that's fine. Oh, I'm so depressed. He ignores it. He's got a three with ball, ball. Into Yoke-itch! Yoke-itch! 59 to 58. The second half, getting spice. Yoke-itch on yow, that's real bad. Excellent defense. Excellent! Big Georgie! 59 to 58, he's got eight seconds to get his best shot. He's looking for yow, of course he is. See if he tries. I'm just gonna stand straight up and down, yup. Stay out there. Yes! No shot! Go, Bron. Need a bucket here. I just need half to get a bucket here. George! One point lead! 62 to 61, no. Taco's got a run on me right now. That's a fine shot. I would let you have it. 63 to 62. I had nine points with Yoke-itch. Dude, honestly, I shot well. I shot five for 10 with Wemby. 50% from three is great. Two for six to LeBron's not so hot. I forgot, I was going for Jordan that whole first quarter and second quarter. He's three for 10. So technically we got the pack of hunch for Jordan but we don't win the game. And Yoke-itch has nine, so no upgrade. That literally could not have gotten Unluckier. 21 for Wemby-yama. You know what?  So no Michael Jordan either and we moved to two and two, that's tough. My team captain did not lead my team in scoring, which gives us one pack, which has got a dark matter in it. I don't know if this will make up for that choke fest right there, but that looked like Jimmy Butler. I wouldn't mind. It can't be any game, Jimmy Butler, is it? It technically could be, but it's not. It's going to be playoffs, Jimmy Butler. I'll still take that. That's a shooting guard. That's a good consolation prize. We'll call that a consolation prize and it's much better than Darius Garth. So we fall the two and two, that's a bummer but the pack got us Jimmy. We still got Wemby-yama, Georgie and dude, Yoke-itch can we just be a, dude, you just got to be a dark matter already because your liability out there, it's giving me AIDS. All right boys, game five. We'll see what players on the line brought. My team got better and then I got worse. I don't feel like, I don't feel like it's supposed to do that but one of first 10 on the auction now. So I can get any player, but it's got to be out of the first 10 I see and I can't sort by anything. I just had to search the entire auction now. So if it's 10 golds, those are my options. Okay, already I see an end game. I don't know who that is. Devin Booker, Devin Booker, Glen Rice, Anthony Black, Josh Gidey. T-Mac, end game T-Mac is available. I'm getting end game T-Mac. All right, I've got a new strategy for game five. I'm on a two game lost streak, both are pretty close. And in both games, I'm focused on challenge wheels and Yoke-itch upgrades. And if I just set my best lineup and play and take all that away, I probably win. I'm going T-Mac at the one, Jimmy Butler at the two, Lebron at the three, Wemby-yama at the four, Big Georgie at the five.  In fact, the best case scenario I blow this dude out, he rage quits and I get a Yoke-itch upgrade.  People think I'm too reliant on Victor Wemby-yama. So I threw this challenge in there. That's fine by me. Dude, an end game T-Mac on the line. We sold on end game Michael Jordan. We sold on invincible Jalen Williams. He's got end game Curry, Barajow. That's nothing to be concerned about. One more, one more. Yep. Dunk meter, do it. I used the dunk meter and pulled me out and gave me an and one with Bron, which he finishes. Oh, good move. Great recovery Wemby-yama. Oh, T-Mac, rock. He's doubling, he's pinching though. I'm having a lot of opportunities for threes. I just got to put him down every time.  Great defense. Don't know how we recovered out of that, but it works for me. Anderson Barajow is going to put up a three. Oh, I wanted to throw that to Wemby-yama so bad, but I can't. Yep. Good pump, good move. Oh! Come on, we got to get him to rage, good boys. It's the only way we get the yo-kitch upgrade. No! I'll give him those shots. Ooh, ooh.  Stop pinching. Somebody is not supposed to be on Big Georgie, 11 to nine, George. George! Oh, Jimmy Butler. Gym weird. All right, you know what? Defense is strategy, don't guard him. It's an interesting strategy. Oh, dish into Big Georgie. That was a greasy bucket. Into Big Georgie, Josephine. It's it to fall. Three, two, one. Oh, that's a real good look. Nice shot. Oh, good dish to end game. Bron, Bron! Wemby-yama. He honest, just walks around him.  Arvitas, a bonus with the mitts. No, no, no, no, no. Demarcus Cousin. Wemby-yama's headed to the line. A, A, A. 28 to 21. Ah, no threes. Oh, oh, he jumped. He jumped up that bad to Wemby. Oh my God. Oh, bad defense. Gonna bring the screen. Completely ignore it for a freebie. Ooh, he's gonna dish it. He's gonna dish it again. A whole lot of nothing. And with one second on the shot clock, he gets a bail out. That's lame. It's all right, we still got the lead. We're still looking good.  He won't pass it up this time, right? Put up. T-Mac, lay up! No more buzzer beaters. No more buzzer beaters. Great defense. Bron on Bron. 37-31. I don't think I'm getting my buzzer beater, but I said I wanna win. And that's what I'm taking home right here. Let's bring in the whole bench. That's what we call good defense. That's what we call good defense. Oh, that's what we call bad defense. Little, little mid-range with Amethyst. Amethyst Curry.  Over to Yolkich. Back to Demarcus Cousins. Oh my God. That is so bad, Yolkich.  Amethyst Kobe? Don't do it. He fouls on the three. And Amethyst Kobe. Well, 68% the first one. Absolutely brick the second. And 100% the third. All right, I'm gonna play smart. That's one way you start playing smart right there. You post up Steph Curry.   He thinks I'm going Georgie, I'm not. Let him shoot free throws over the freebie. 53 to 52, does he, if he bricks this, he does get the board time out. 3.1 seconds, 53 to 51. Gotta make a nice shot here. Great shot. These six to 51. Damn, did we need that? Georgie, look at him move, cat. He goes for the double, it doesn't matter. Why do you have Carly Anthony Townsend? Georgie, Georgie! My God, just like that. Turned the tide of this ball game. Good move. Dunk meter. I tried the dunk meter, didn't give it to me. But we do get, honestly what I'm gonna call a pretty lucky foul there. I had the lane, but I don't know how that was a blocking foul.  I can't be mad about that. Oh, Steph Curry, little out of position. Anderson Verichow out of position two. LeBron again. Oh, I thought LeBron was gonna do that up twice. Oh, T-Mack just got small to see space for the three. No, he slams it home. Oh, Georgie, doing Georgie things, just bailed me out. 66 to 59, crucial bucket here. Oh no, and Anderson Verichow three. Let's use the clock. We're all right. Go up, T-Mack. Oh! No tres, no tres, no tres. Good deep, good deep run. Yes, yes, feed, no, no. There, because we just dropped the 70 piece and I wanted to see who had what points. LeBron did great, T-Mack, of course, Georgie was solid. I didn't bring Victor Webiniama back in in that fourth quarter, which is kind of psychotic. The win is secure, T-Mack stays. That was too greasy though. I never really brought the bench in so these boys retired, but they played a hell of a game. And our challenge was not to score with Webiniama for whole quarter. I didn't score with Webiniama for a whole quarter. He started takeover in the second quarter, but honestly, he was a non-factor in the fourth. He really was. And I am God. I am God. Look at this, another dark matter. Don't tell me somebody already got Western Conference Center number 50. Is that radiant David Robinson? Can I use him? I can. All right, we moved to three wins, two losses. And that's it for my recording right now. I'm losing sunlight. I'll be back tomorrow. You won't notice on the video I might look a little different. See you in a sec. And we back. Let's keep marching forward. Jimmy Butler, that release is so slow. So our shooting guard is still not locked up. And Darius Garland is too short. So maybe if we can... Well, this doesn't solve that problem, but it is a jackpot. We get any player in the game who is six foot and shorter. This is literally the only option I have available. Chris Paul. And I guess this is our player. Okay, so it adds a little depth to our bench. Our bench actually has full depth except for Jonathan Caminga, which is okay because LeBron ends up playing a lot of the game anyway. So it's not that big of a deal. Plus LeBron and Wemby can play the three. So I could kind of cycle in to Marcus Cousins, David Robinson and move Wemby to the three potentially to keep Jonathan Caminga off the court. But Jonathan Caminga has been good when he's been in. So I'm not, it's not like I'm upset with this card. Of course we've got the challenge wheel as well. Challenge wheel has actually been really good to us. When we've completed it, we've got some really, really nice pulls, some good additions to this squad. At the end of last game, I completed a meter duck. And it's what forced the quit. So that was one. If you're good at 2K, two meter dunks isn't that hard, but I have not gotten the hang of that yet. I think this will be a really fun challenge for us. We just have to complete two meter dunks. What do you got, sir? Brandon Miller, Devin Booker, Bulbul, Wemby Yama and Georgie, we got a mirror match up there. This should be a really good game. Ooh, nice move. Oh no, can't leave Devin Booker. Oh, this would have been, that would have been a good time for a meter dunk. If it presents itself, we take it, but no need to force it. Good, nice play, look at that ball movement. Ooh, nice cut from Wemby Yama. Gonna ignore that screen, go down to Wemby who's got a mismatch, and we'll take the bucket. T-Mack on Bulbul, I'm okay with that. Bit of a mismatch, whoa. I'm already ignore this screen.  Good defense. Wow, didn't get anything off. All right, Jimmy Butler for a sec. Why does he lean like that? He leans on every shot, is that just his jumper? Take that one home, nice move, the Mellow Ball. Pass off it. All right, I guess that works. That's a fine shot that we'll take. Jonathan Kaminga is a serious liability. All right, I'm done worrying about dunk meters and all that. Let's just see if we can like take this game back. What? What? Meters and yo-kitch, I gotta win. Just like last game, man, I gotta win again. That's a nice shot. Where is the double? There it is. Thank you, sir. Big Georgie, you're lying. Oh my God, why do I steal so many in-bounds with the guy? Damn, nice move. Devon Boog, he gets in there with Devon Boog. Alta Wemby, meter dunk. Yay, come on. I said I wouldn't worry about it, but it was too good of an opportunity. That's one, baby. Can we play some decent defense on Devon Boog for once? The answer is no. Okay, T-Mac, Wembenyama. Wembenyama with the- Let's run it, Chris Ball. You guys are probably all so sus. When I had six-foot jackpot, I had to get Chris Ball. But Chris Ball just came in, drills the mid-range. Yo, that was sick. There's a lot of mismatches out here. Yeah, just everywhere, actually. What a move from David Robinson. He's got a three if he wants it. He's also got an easy two with Wembenyama, but he doesn't take it. Wembenyama and George, you're born on everybody that's in in this lineup, though. We have no shot in stopping these guys, these giants. Oh, I like that. Oh, I had it. That, I don't like. All right, I gotta get the starters back in. Thank you, Bench. I appreciate the help.  Wait a minute.  Yo, he's giving us some amazing Bench minutes right now. Wembenyama, oh, you're not supposed to be leaning there, but I'll take it. Oh, that makes the shot so much harder, but it worked out this time. All right, that's just done. Oh, in to Bron. He sends the double. One more. Good pump. Meteor. Yeah! Dogs, the challenge wheels complete. Yeah, he's going for that three in the corner. Oh, yeah, got it. Wow, trash shot.  Works for me. And Wembenyama's got a freebie. We just took the lead. Stay up, D-Mac. Okay, he wants the meteor, the dish. Either way, oh my God.  I don't know where Big George is from. I just said Slovakia. I don't know.  I'll tell you that. Got him. Got him. Let's go, Jimmy. Oh, come on. Keep sending that double. You know what's crazy though?  Ignore the screen all the way, Bron. Dude, the lead keeps changing right now. I gotta make something serious happen. Like really, really jump out to a lead. D-Mac all the way. Oh, no. Did not mean to midi that. It worked out, but I meant to dunk that. Dish is the Kira Linko. That is a trash shot. Wembenyama's got it.  Oh, all the way Wembenyama. Let's go. Wembenyama's a little open here. Oh, I'm there. I'm there. All the way, Wembenyama. God, he's making that pick and roll too easy right now. He's going to start sending the double again. I got to find the shooter and hit the three. Goes in with Wembenyama. Throws it down.  Yo! Georgie with the windmill. All right. I'm up on the book. Oh, he got an open look. Very open look. Drills the midi with Tim Thomas. Oh, he's up too high. Yup, yup. 58 to 58. All right, I'm an off ball here. My on ball was, dude. Oh, defensive breakdown. I'm there. Dude, what? Oh my God. Jimmy, Jimmy, clutch. And Michael Jordan's son. I'm letting T-Mac lock up. Oh, great defense. Good board. Pump fake Wemby. No need to force this. End up Jimmy. No. Last shot. This last shot. That's last shot. Not who I want shooting this. Remember, Matt, remember, remember, remember. Boards, 12 boards. For the double-double. He's got time out, so I don't need to break this. I just gotta make it. Mommy, he's going to this corner.  Oh, Jimmy! 21 with Wembenyama.  Four for five, he was butter. The Brown was okay today. 11 points, five for 15, but LeBron had my meter dunks. George with the double-double and the ice free throws, the clutches free throws of the game, hitting both of those. And Chris Paul, five points. Maximum efficiency, came in, drilled shots, got out. And I'm glad I'm recording videos on different days, because look what came out. The season eight super pack and 100% chance at a dark matter. We also got a pink diamond. This could be a really good pack. Pink diamond is Kelly Ubre. He'll go right in for Jonathan Kaminga. It ain't game, it's Kelly Ubre. Who's our dark matter, though?  Wait, dark matter Taco Fall? That doesn't mean that's end game Taco Fall, right? There has to be another Taco Fall. What?  Four and two, Taco Fall. I'll see you in game seven. What's good boys? Philadelphia 76ers, extra large Dwight Howard. I'm as confused as you. Where we left off in game six, Taco Fall. So it turns out those season eight super packs, I looked it up, are really, really good. But the fact that I got end game Taco Fall is not excused. This is still crazy rare. So that's just so funny. Every game should be really, really competitive. I have a seven, five, seven, six, seven, seven player. So even if I play somebody who is incredibly good, I should have a very good chance. Obviously we also got end game T-Mac and end game LeBron. So this starting five is absurd, but there is a really big drop off on my team. The minute we're not with this starting five, because Chris Paul is one of the shortest players in the game, six foot. Kelly Ubre, I haven't used him yet. He might be solid. Jimmy had a really big game last game. The Marcus Cousins is undersized and radiant David Robinson was pretty good like four months ago. So that's where we're at. All right boys, let's get into our wheel spin for game seven. I really want this wheel spin to be good, obviously, but I think there's something else I'm thinking about. Okay, it's a next jackpot. Sorry, my brain wasn't working as fast as I wanted it to there, but this is what I'm really worried about. I am slacking on Yolkich. I still have diamond Yolkich. If I would just get on my horse about Yolkich, man, I would have this absurd end game Yolkich, but let's worry about this wheel spin first. So next jackpot is this promo right here. And honestly, I might be going with Grady Dick. Anthony Black is really, really good too. I like Anthony Black. Grady Dick is six eight in a shooting guard. The Thompson brothers have been really balling out though. There's actually all of these guys are really good options. You know what? As much as I'd love to go with those guys, I'm gonna go with Anthony Black.  And this will be end game Taco Falls debut. So let's see, we got six assists, power forward and center. This is actually a very hard one. Taco Fall and big Georgie. Each need six assists. Definitely not something I would get unless I was actively trying, but it should be possible. End game Curry, Radiant, T-Mac, Scotty Pigpin, Big Georgie and Bro. I don't know if it's LeBron or Scotty, but one of those two is on Taco Fall. Dude, I just hope for his sake that he has somebody in here that can guard Taco.  I can literally throw it to Taco right now and just hold X. Oh, LeBron! Dude, LeBron just swatted me. Dude, there's no way LeBron just swatted Taco. All I know is pain.  All right, let's run it up to T-Mac. Let's hit a midi. Midis are fun, you know? Just kidding. Let's not hit a midi. Taco Fall's debut is an absolute embarrassment right now. Also, we are doubling. What are we doing? Web and Yama for a mid range. We're gonna green it. And finally on the board, a 10-0. That's just down 10 to zero. Somehow you just got switched out to George. All right, all right, we're gonna ignore that screen. We're just gonna pull up for three with Web and Yama. LeBron into the paint. Bowled hard by Kevin Durant. We'll head to the line. All right, let's go. Brown, Brown for one. And Brown, Brown for two. I think this is a mismatch for D-Rose. I think we can kind of just power in. Yeah, we can, LeBron. Put one up. Big Georgie! He does it every game! Oh, steal every game. All right, LeBron on D-Rose. Oh, he got me. Damn. But Artis Gilmore breaks front iron. Oh, but now I'm way out of position with Taco. Down to Taco. Let's see if Taco gets his first bucket of the day. Into Jimmy Butler, we got a screen. Ignore the screen, Jimmy! Oh! I legitimately cannot play defense better than that. And our challenge is actually to get assists from Taco and Georgie, which obviously we haven't done any of yet. I might need to get into a set that's gonna let me do that. Oh, okay. Well, this is a good start. If we inbounds this, all right, let's just get a screen here. If you ditched to Wembenyama and Wembenyama scores, Wembenyama did not score, but it would have been an assist. Georgie walking it up. Down to Taco, Taco in for the layup. That's an assist. All the way in with Big George. Taco is on LeBron. Get out of here. T-Mac. Taco Fall, walking around in no man's land. Dude, Taco Fall has been asked today. Great shot from Wembenyama. I just hit a non-green jumper. Little reach and foul there. Curry to the line. Brett, the first one. I think he missed a bow. He misses a bow. Up to Bron. Ooh, I tried to just power in. Taco got boarded on what's kind of biffin'. Dude, we're playing small. Bad first half. Gotta shake that one off and come out here with a much better second half. I like the mid-range shots of Wembenyama though, because I love his jumper so much. Somehow, Victor Wembenyama has three points for mid-range, which literally makes no sense. Shoot it, Big George. Damn it. I was hoping he'd shoot that three. He bricks his with T-Mac. Gets his board though. Taco straight up. Gets dunked on. He just keeps shooting middies with Wembenyama. It's my only hope. Oh my God, does it get any cleaner than that? Yeah, bubble lie, baby. Let's get Wembenyama working. His takeover's actually pretty close too. Oh, you think I won't, you think I won't shoot that?  Big Georgie looking real open. Second half looking a lot better than the first half. He did a whole lot there, but he did get a three out of it. Wait, wait, Yokic. I don't know, could I do four more of those? Anthony Black. No, I did not mean to pick up my dribble. It might not matter. It truly doesn't matter. Actually, it was even better because three's bigger than two. Kind of just ignores all of them. I got Yokic. Ooh, he's headed the line though. That's huge. Well, this will be our first time taking the lead as well as four points for Yokic. Only if I can hit both of these. Let's go. All right, well, we take the lead for probably the first time in the entire game in Yokic. Whoa, not sure how I whipped it that bad. He definitely just wants a two at this point and he gets it. He'll take the lead right there. Anthony Black, midi, that's fine by me. Three, two, one. Does hit the buzzer beater. I was lost in no man land. We started to do pretty good with Yokic there, but it's the fourth quarter. It's a one point game. I don't know if it's worth it to keep trying. I think I started a little too late on Amir. He's going to look for George. Big Georgie loses the ball, but LeBron with a little baseline run. Shoot it, Scotty. Super deep three from Scotty. Wembenyama's a good pass here. Yeah. Nice. 46 to 44, big. Oh, whoa, wouldn't let me put my hands up there. Taco Fall got boarded on.  He's trash. He's getting dogged out there. Another midi from Wembenyama. It's the only reason we're in this game. Shootin' every midi in the park with Wembenyama right now, and he's got threes open. He didn't take any of them, and he turns the ball over up to Wemby. He's looking for it. He knows what I want to do, and he follows. The mid-range game is so strong. He follows, and Wembenyama's got his takeover. We're going to need it. We are really going to need it. Damn, I go crazy early on that. Get a 10%, and somehow he just walks straight up the court. No, that pass. Oh, could have been, but it worked out. I guess that's what I get for having such a tall lineup.  D-Wade, swatted. Swatted by Georgie. LeBrona and Darius Garland out to Taco Fall for a mid-range. Hell, greed it. We just got to be ready in the paint, big Georgie. Up to Wembenyama, steps back. The leading three. Oh, wow, we got big time for it on.  He's looking for that pass. It's not there. Taco's on him. Great defense. Georgie does it again into Bron Duthey. All of a sudden, we're holding down the fort. He goes into Artis. Go Bron, 5 to 52. And LeBron with a steal. Georgie's got takeover. Quickspin for Bron. Georgie has four assists, but Taco's got zero. I'm not getting my challenge. He needs a great shot here. Puts up a midi with Darius Garland. Brick. I don't really think it's possible, but I almost could let him shoot threes. Like let him make a three, think he's in it. And truck. No! Cooking up my master plan for Yolkich. And I really can't count that as a rage quit. There's only 47 seconds left. What are the odds that Yolkich could have gotten seven points in 47 seconds? You know what I'm gonna do, boys? I'm gonna put this up to fate. If I pull a dark matter in this pack, I don't get to keep the player, but if I pull a dark matter in this one pack, I'm upgrading Yolkich.   The most important part is we come out with another win. We move to five and two, and we keep Anthony Black. He didn't really get to do much other than put up a mid-range. Dude, that game was all about the mid-range. Wepin Yama's middies were keeping us in it. I was shooting okay from three. Honestly, with my two big men, I was just not good. All right, boys, with this wheel spin, dude, low key, I'm about to replace Taco Fall. I'm gonna get someone like Les Paul. I might not have a choice, but we'll see. Three packs, pack-a-punch, one player. So I get to open three packs, and out of every single player that I get, I can take the best version of one of those players. Now, I might pull the best version available, right? But let's pretend I pulled a shitty LeBron. It'll make sense as we open here. So we get three total packs. Now, let's pretend this was dark matter Lamello ball. I could get the end game Lamello ball. I could pack a punch into his best version. And Todd Jamison, that is his best card. So right now that is our best option. Really hope we're not stuck with that. Pack two, oh my God. I already have the best version of Chris Ball. That is literally Big Georgie, who is already on my team.  All right, the third and final pack so far, it's Anton Jamison. Zeke Najee, I highly doubt he has a dark matter. So it's gonna come down to whoever this is. It's gonna look like Kobe. It's not though, it's definitely not Kobe. Sean Livingston. Dude, he's actually really good in 2K. I'm not mad about that at all. So we don't really get to pack a bunch, everybody. We all pulled their best versions, but Sean Livingston is like really good. I have been cooked by Sean Livingston many times. All right, hey, our bench has got serious depth. We've got an absurdly good starting lineup. Let's go push this to six wins. Moving into game eight here. Our challenge wheel is 20 with one player. Gwen Venyama actually completed this last game. I think he had 21. This should be solid. This is actually a lot easier when I only have one good player though. So I really gotta think about who's gonna score this. I assume it's gonna be Wemby, but we'll let the game dictate. Ooh, he's got Yolkich Point, Curry, Pocoszewski Dirk and Will. Dude, Poku's a dog. You know, this is actually a really good opportunity for us. Now I'm playing an absurd God squad. This is a perfect opportunity to get a Yolkich upgrade. Step back, Taco Fall, Splash. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. Shit, am I dished at the Yolkich? He's gonna put it up. So the next Yolkich is Galaxy Opal, and the Yolkich after that is actually the Yolkich that he's using. So if I can get a double double right now, I can technically go for the triple. Dude, let's score the 20 points with Yolkich. This is gonna be an all Yolkich game. Step back, Yolkich.  Oh, the one footer! Taco, let him jump, Yolkich. Let him jump. Two on the board. I missed the one footer though. It's not as easy with Diamond Yolkich. T-Mac on Curry, Curry, then I spin. Puts up the baby hook. Ooh, Yolkich, good move. Dude, he's getting tired from just like walking around at the top of the key. How does that tire you out? All the way. Let him jump. Yes, sir. Into Yolkich. That's a bit of a bailout. I don't really think I should be going to the line right now. What if I pulled off the triple double? What if Yolkich got 10 points, 10 boards, 10 assists? I've never done that. Up to Yolkich. Yolkich, post up. Let's get him jumping. Get him jumping. Great move, Yolkich. We've got some work to do, gentlemen. We have got some work to do. Curry's cooking. Puts up a three. I thought Yolkich was gonna be the most galaxy-brained power-up. This has been the hardest power-up I've ever done. All right, ignore the screen. Yes, go Yolkich. Ooh, there we go. All right, five on the board. I could go 20 points, 10 assists for Yolkich. I don't think it's worth losing this game though, is it? Jesus, he is buttering too. Yes, yes, Yolkich! That shot release is so slow. It's 17 of five, guys. This is so bad. Got the computer jumping. All right, well, we can get them an assist. All right, there's a Yolkich assist, and the score's not a double-digit lead anymore. T-Mac with what I was gonna call superb defense, but apparently not.  There we go. Look at the assist though. Look at the passing to Wenbin Yama. You know, he's got five points. He's got a board and two assists. This is not gonna be easy, gentlemen, but I think we can make it happen. Oh, good move. Good move, Dirt. 21 to 10. Nice move. Geez, and he drills the three on me. Shit. Into George.  I'm actually down by a lot, and he's playing really well. Hope I'm not in too much trouble.  Oh my God. Oh, what a move. This guy's in his bag. Unfortunately, he missed. Well, at least unfortunately for him, not unfortunately for me. All the way, Bron. One at the end, one. Okay, good work. Four points for Bron. Whoa. I knew he'd jump. Just let him, let him jump. Find a better shot and drill it. Let's go.  Just gave Ruchovich a wide open midi, but he was like so unprepared for how open that was. You go big George all the way. Oh, you shouldn't be able to be seven foot seven and move like that. And he does it again. He is not in every game. Two. Two. What if I told you this game was tied up? What if I told you he's tilted? He's about to get a five second violation. Yokich. What a tough bucket. When Minyama got over there, ain't no way that falls. Seven points for Yokich here. Gonna ignore that screen, go all the way. What? Oh, no. I should have gone for the assist. He is too tired to do anything else. Here on, on will. That works. I'm on you, Curry. I'm on you with big Georgie. Dude, I'm all over him. That is so depressing to play that good of defense for that long and still give up a bucket. Dude, what am I doing? Oh my God, it's a bucket. No way. Okay, I get it. You're tired, but that is so Yokich.  And then, and he just left the game. Not actually. Damn. I could have gotten two. I could have gotten two Yokich upgrades. Oh, I could have gotten two Yokich upgrades, but I didn't get 10 points fast enough. All right, well, a rage quit is an upgrade for Yokich. So we'll take that. Big Georgie with the back-to-back steals though. I think after that, he just gave up. All right, Diamond Yokich. God, we finally did something, boys. Can you believe it? Can you believe it? Diamond Yokich heads up to Galaxyopal Playoffs Yokich. And the big thing here is he can play power forward. I needed that. I'm actually gonna start him for this next game because he's gonna be another big focus point. So Yokich will start the game. And of course, I can't forget about the rage quit wheel. That was a weird rage quit. Thing one side. I stole those two in Valentine pretty much. And A, the real jackpot. I can get any single player in the entire game, but they must come from whatever team this is gonna land on. What is that gonna be? Thunder? I'd take Thunder. Let's bring him back. Let's bring him back, boys. Let's bring him back. Yeah, I'm very well aware that I could get end game to ramp. But Jaylen Williams. I sold on Jaylen Williams. He was having such a good game. He was shooting the lights out. He's playing great. And then I lost that game. And it was a very close game. So I'm going Jaylen Williams. That's my team wheel jackpot. I'm gonna put him in for Anthony Black. I'll move Anthony Black down to where Darius Garland is and Darius Garland to where Austin Reeves is. And he's locked in because that's a rage quit. So that's perfect. Six and two gentlemen. This is looking like we could go 10 and two just like last season. That would be so fire. We'll spin any player, 33 and older. I'm pretty sure Steph Curry is 33. Steph Curry is 35. Yo, Steph Curry is 35. Kevin Durant is 34. So I technically could add Kevin Durant anyway. Honestly, I think I want end game Curry. End game Steph Curry is perfect here too because they're both Golden State Warriors. I think Sean Livingston might technically be more meta. Like he might be better because he's six seven not six three. Every time someone guards me with a Curry card I always take advantage of it but it's so fun to have end game Curry. I want to shoot the lights out and end games are dope. So I'm going to rock with end game Steph Curry for this game. If Curry's getting bullied we'll sub Sean Livingston back in. It's no big deal. And of course the challenge wheel. I didn't have enough time to complete the last one but that's why we get the upgrade and the rage quit wheel spin. Our challenge here. Oh, I love this one. It's one of my favorite challenges around the world mid-range. But Wembley Abba will be perfect for this. So we have to hit them mid-range from five different spots. It's all got to be with the exact same player. This is a very hard challenge. In fact, in all the times I've gotten it I don't think I've ever completed it. Jonathan Bendermanouche Bowl, Ilgowskis, T-Mac, and Yoakish. A very, very tall lineup, but no end games. Well, we'll start out with a LeBron three which I will of course brick but Wemben Yama put it right back up. Nice work. Actually I like everything that end games can do. I just wish I could choose not to have their releases. This is going to be a tough game.  Hey, there's a MIDI around the world. T-Mac currently has a mid-range from far right. So I could do T-Mac for this. I just don't know how consistent I could be with his jumper. I guess we'll find out. I don't know why we're so far out of position there. It is four to nine. He has not missed the three. Go for another MIDI. Let's do a LeBron MIDI this time. Oh, that one won't fall. George with a huge board. Dude, I think this guy's just gonna rain threes on my head all game. Look at his movement. It's so fast. Good move, T-Mac.  I don't know how I lost that. I had the move, but that's all right. Got a bucket anyway, eight to 11. Hey, quick stop there. Yolkitch out to Wembenyama. Wembenyama pulled slightly late. Needed that.  Yolkitch is such a liability. Yolkitch just got burnt out there. I played pretty good defense for a little bit there too. Wembenyama wide open. I can't miss two in a row, right? Let's go 11 to 14. It's gonna be tough to stay with this dude though. Good God, no way. Oh, I was gonna cry. Shot at the bender.  He's got a shot if he wants it. Oh God, dude, he's so quick. He's so quick, he's so good at the shot. 17 to 11. Ooh, I need that though. I need every single one of those that I can get. Great shot from Wembenyama. Good God, look at this. Oh my God. He just hit the step back one footer with Yolkitch.  This guy is so far out of my league. There's absolutely no way I win here. I'm subbing Yolkitch in. I'm just gonna go for the challenge in a Yolkitch upgrade. I know I can't win this game. It would take a literal miracle. Yolkitch. Oh my God. I needed that so bad. I needed that so bad with Yolkitch. Just gonna be patient here. Call a screen and have to call. I just got an offensive three seconds setting the screen. Is he available? He's not gonna be tall enough to score on George. Kinda hope he could get. Oh, Yolkitch will get a bucket.  I don't know if I lagged or if my X button broke in the middle of that. I just had the freestunk and Yolkitch just ran in a circle. God, Yolkitch. You are not making this easy, buddy. Back him in, Yolkitch. Get big, Yolkitch.   The way I'm playing right now, it looks like we could win the game, but I think he's goofing around now that I'm goofing around. Good defense though. Great on-ball defense. Go, Yolkitch. Get strong. That line. Let's go, Yolkitch. Gotta shake. Gotta shake that cold, buddy. There you go. That's a brick. Total brick. Go, Yolkitch.  You're so bad.   This was the worst power-up idea I've ever had.   Yeah, he's gonna do another three. I'm there that time.  Dog. Yolkitch, you dog. Gold tending. Gold tending. That was a horrible shot and he gold-tended it till we get to the point. Let's go, Yolkitch. I guess this game is technically winnable if you were to keep playing this horribly, but I don't really expect that. I feel like he kind of has to get better. Oh, Yolkitch.  Turn around. Yolkitch. I'm gonna cherry pick Yolkitch. Let's just hope he bricks this. Now find him. Oh my God, did this work? No, it didn't. Somehow that did. I'm gonna do it again. I'm gonna cherry pick. Oh, but he drills it. Shit. Cherry picking won't work like that. I don't know what just happened. Dude, what?  That's so crazy. That's how bad Yolkitch is. They can just shoot right over top of it. Go, Yolkitch. Dude, the computer is just ripping the ball from him. This is the shittiest power-up I've ever done. I regret everything. They just get a big boy bored though. Yolkitch! Stop!   Come on, Yolkitch. Oh! He scored. Let's go.  Let him, let him have it. And then cherry pick. Go, Yolkitch. Go! Come on, Yolkitch. We gotta hit this. We need it so bad. Yes!   All right, now let's play. Let's see what kind of shot we got in this game. I mean, he's real good. He's shooting a lot of tough threes. Kind of hard to on-ball him. Just made bull. Ooh! Manuped bull just got backed in. Nice work, taco. Back him in. Get another bucket. Let's go. 29 to 41. That was actually supposed to be a mid-range. We end up going with Wembenyama. I still have around the world right now, but I don't know. Is this game actually, am I delusional or is this game winnable? I might be delusional straight up. Damn, he drills that three. Yo, I'm there. Hand up. Great defense. Go.     I have a Yolkage upgrade. That's the most important thing. Let's try and win the game. Bringing in all the starters. I like this. Taco. Do I even need to mention why that was so ridiculous? It's a nine point game, boys. I'm getting kind of used to this little pattern of moves he does.    You're kidding me, Taco.   Bucket to bucket. Ooh, inbound steal. Inbound steal. Technically, you could count that for Georgie, but I turned it over. Bummer. Spectacular defense. Wait a minute, boys. I really think this is winnable.  What are we doing? Taco scores. 39, 47. I'm there. I'm all over it. Wait a minute. Don't tell me this game is winnable. Don't tell me this game is winnable. Turnover. Oh, that's a risky. Oh, it's not. Beautiful. I'm in. Dude, don't let me beat you. Don't let it happen, man. Yep. We know what he's going to do. He keeps doing it. I'm all over that. I'm all over that.  It's looking for the switch. Oh, he got me. Damn. Taco falls tired, too. He finally got me. But that's his first bucket a long time. Go in with Sean Livingston. Up with Taco. 47 to 50. Minute 30. No.  Wenby, very tired. Oh, too tired to be shooting that. Oh, no, get out. Damn. Just like that, he hits two. Oh, no, man, I was fucking. I thought Taco was sitting waiting. And now it's over again. Jesus. Yeah, honestly, I think he was just goofing around there because the speed at which he put up nine points. It was fun to think, though. You know, it's fun for me to think I might have been in it. He scores 21 with T-Mac and 20 with Ogauskis. Eight with Manut Bull. Five with Yolkic. Three with Doug Christie. And three with Mobamba. And we score 14 Wenby. 14 with Taco. 10 with Yolkic, which is an upgrade for Yolkic. Finally. Big Georgie's got six T-Mac at three. Sean Livingston had two. Did not complete my challenge wheel. Got a Yolkic to upgrade, dude. I honestly feel like we got the best. Other than getting the challenge wheel, that's the best we were going to get out of that game with that guy was just out of my league. And he got to hold the L every once in a while. So Yolkic is upgraded to his out-of-position dark matter. After this, Yolkic is hero Yolkic and then end game. So we don't keep Steph Curry. Honestly, that doesn't really matter because we still have LeBron. But you didn't have to say it. So here's the new starting lineup. I'm going to be honest with you. I like out-of-position Yolkic even better than end game LeBron. End game LeBron has been really, really good, but I literally can't shoot threes with him. At least not consistently, just because of the end game release. So I'd way rather have Yolkic up here, who's comparable, just obviously not as many Hall of Fame badges. T-Mac has been great. I'm going to leave T-Mac where he is. Wemby's been amazing at the three. Taco, Georgie. I almost could put LeBron here. And Wembenyama here. And then Taco comes off the bench. This is also an option. I'm going to try this lineup for a game. All right, boys, headed into game 10 with a record of six and three. We've finally had point guard Yolkic. So we got what we needed and our spin is two store facts. So two guaranteed dark matters because of the season eight sewer pack. The question is who? Please don't tell me that Sean Livingston. That would be a huge bummer. I need a dupes clause. I need a dupes clause in these games. You know what? You know how you make a dupes clause, boys?  That's how dupes clause in effect. That pack doesn't count. I already have that guard. You don't like that? You don't like those rules? Make your own series. Oh yeah, you won't. Okay, good. We're on the same page. It's getting to ridiculous. This is RJ Barrett. I'm actually cool with that. So our first option, well, it's not an option. I get two store packs. I get to keep RJ Barrett no matter what. So RJ Barrett's on the squad, which I like. I like RJ Barrett. Ooh, the double dark matter. Oh my God, the double. That's nasty. On two store packs, we get three dark matters. Oh my God, the gold. I love poker. That's huge, dude. He really is so good. That's an amazing, amazing pull right there. That looked like Kobe. Lakers point guard number two. Who is that? Phenoms Lonzo. Phenoms Lonzo's not gonna get any reps. All right, that's not true. He's better than Darius Garland. So Phenoms Lonzo will come in. We've got Jalen Williams at shooting guard. Jimmy's coming out for poker. Yeah, we gotta do it just like this. Dude, my bench runs deep, man. That could be a nasty starting five. If we had somebody taller that powered forward. Ooh, we got a lot of depth, boys. A lot of depth on this team. Hey, a nice bounce bag so far. We've got our challenge wheel here. Got some nice pulls with those packs. Well, we gotta win to keep them. Well, hey, I said my team has depth. I said my team has depth. 10 different players need two points. So we're definitely using the bench today. He's got Grant Hill, Baron Davis, Markinon, Manupo, Anderson Verrajal, a super solid budget spot. Who in the right nine makes a jersey that looks like that? And then equips it.  Well, if you go red late, you can't do anything. Grant Hill's gonna pull up for three and drill it. That's quite the start map. That is quite the start map.  I'm so bad in the first. I will say though, if I get 10 points with Yolkich, we go up to Hero Yolkich. So let's head to the line. Let's get to here. I assume his free throw rating is better on the dark map. Dude, okay. That's not right. I'm at real bad with these Yolkich free throws though.  It's eight to zero. It's gonna be another one of those games. I'm still gonna get the win. And there's Manupo. Dude, is this a joke? What is going on out here? It doesn't, it literally doesn't matter. I start every first quarter so bad.  There we go. All right, now we're on the board. The run begins. Wait, I only shot three shots. The run begins. Yolkich with four. Let's go.  You slapped at the sky. The run does not begin.  Get me a bucket. One more, one more, one more.  What are you guys doing? Ah! All right, full bench is in. Oh, he got me. Does he take it? It's so funny. He probably thinks this is the freest win he's ever had and he's gonna lose. Eight to 21. Can I score eight points in a quarter? Why am I so bad in the first quarter? All right, quick 15 point comeback. I should do it all in the second quarter too. That'd be kind of savage. This is so weird. All right, full bench. Full bench is in. Go, D-Cousins. Hi. How are you doing the layup? I can't get over you morons. Bowel on Curry. Sean Livingston Middy is an absolute brick. You know who won't brick though? Hoka Shep's, because he's a dog. Go up to Marcus Cousins. There you go. 27 to 12, he's cooking with Curry. All right, this cannot continue. Whatever this nonsense is that I'm watching, it will not continue. It's going forward. Ooh, that's a good move. That was great. I'm not mad about that. Nice ball movement, 31 to 14. All right, let's bring the starters back in. We've got quite the comeback to amass here.  Sean Livingston, 31 to 16. Good D, look at Sean Livingston. Ernest is reps here. Oh, good cut, Jalen Williams. Oh, reverse slam. 31 to 18. Tim Duncan walking it up, lost the basketball. Yup, ignore the screen. Jalen Williams, deep contested three. Oh, it wasn't contested. I didn't mean contested. Deep leaning three, I suppose.  Oh, good move. But DeMarcus Cousins is there. Here we go. Now we're playing a little defense, boys. Jalen Williams, coast to coast. Oh, no, and no board. Stay up on him. Is that John Morant? Stay up, Taco. No. Oh, it counted it. It counted that defense. Oh, Poku, you're in trouble, buddy. You know Poku's gonna take it in. You know Poku's gonna take it in. Let's go, Poku. 31 to 20. Slowly, but surely. We like that. We like that shot. That was a great shot, but you take all those you want.  Very favorable matchup for him. Oh, yeah. The layup montage begins. I'm just kidding, guys. I'm gonna drill some threes today. Wembenyama's gonna go crazy, actually. Just walk that straight up and brick it. That makes it real easy for me. We'll go Wembenyama. I promised you guys a three. I'm gonna fake the three.  That's what I'm gonna do. Yeah, I think you won a three, don't you? Damn. I didn't think he was gonna be able to get that. 36-22. Got time. No, find him. Find him! Find him! Let's go! Didn't do everything in the second quarter, but we seriously stepped it up, dude. He's not gonna score 72. He's not gonna score 72. He's 36 right now. He's not scoring 72 points. We're fine. Great move, Ron. Quick, midi, butter. 36-27. That's beautiful basketball right there. After playing some real good defense, dude. He's gonna set the screen. He's looking for a three. Nothing there for him! Stolen! Over to Wemby.  Yup. Bullshit, and it's his ball. That was such a good play. Don't ruin my run like that, 2K. I'm gonna ignore the screen. I'm gonna go all the way. Woo! Yolkich can play now! Eight points for Yolkich. Two away from the upgrade. Mainly worried about winning this ball game. I need two points to every player, but I can't worry about that right now. Get out there. Didn't I literally set it to no drive help ever? Was that last game? Back into Yolkich. Yams it on pole. Did eight point game now.  Yolkich! All the way! Great defense, put a better shot, I think. Oh, unlucky for him. Unlucky for him. He shot a real good shot. We're in the middle of a great game. Please don't tell him that you actually just left. He's not making an adjustment. He's not sending me any messages.  I gave him the better for the doubt. I gave him a reset. It's over. That's so dumb. Oh, that's so annoying. Whatever. Well, I'm not gonna call it a rage quit, who knows what just happened there. But I will have to call it a win. Kind of feels weird taking a win when I'm losing. But we were mounting the comeback. All right, well, first things first. We get an upgrade for Yolkich. Yolkich dropped, I think 12 points actually. So he goes from this side of position to hero. And after that is the end game Yolkich. So I'm super excited. We finally almost have it. Going here into what? Game 11? Going into game 11. So he might get end game Yolkich for literally the last game of the season. But hey, at least we got him, right? All right, boys, a little anti-climactic. I apologize, but heading in to game 11. We're seven and three. Let's close this up strong. Sneaky at the Sneaky Athletic Jackpot. Yolkich is an example of a sneaky athletic player. You know a player that's like a lunch pail guy. First one in the door. Last one out. You'd let them date your daughter. Sometimes they surprise you. They do something athletic and you go, whoa, I didn't see that out of you. So Kawhi, no, Bulbul, no. Half of Ben Simmons, Kirillenko. Now that's a guy. That's a guy who's sneaky athletic. Dude, honestly, I do. I want Kirillenko. I haven't used the Kirillenko card this entire year. So let's go Andre Kirillenko. Kirillenko's usually pretty glitchy in two-case.  So he's probably not that glitchy this year, but I'm still excited to use him. The only problem is it benches Jaylen Williams. Really didn't want to do. Because I really wanted to get Jaylen Williams and now he's headed to the bench, but I think it's the right call. Although, no, I'm a poku. I'm a poku to powerful. And I'll move Jaylen Williams back to my bench and we'll move to Marcus Cousins down the line. One hour later. All right, so here's our bench now. With Sean Livingston, Jaylen Williams, Kirillenko, Pokushevsky, Taco Fall. And if any of that's too weird, I've got David Robinson, Anthony Black and to Marcus Cousins.  Onto our challenge wheel for game 11. We finally have hero Yolkich. We get him 10 here. We get end game Yolkich for the final game.  This challenge, we're updating. We have to agree with five separate players. Five different players. Have to agree in a shot. I'm up in the difficulty. Russell Chianti, George Grady, Thicke Pogasol, Tengas Pingas. This is gonna be a wax. This game is over. They really just let people make the most ugly abomination of a court no-man kind. And I just gotta sit here with it. Oh, off Yolkich's face, almost. He's got them some glossy-looking jerseys though. No, sir. You did not just shoot a layup, right? And you went and binyama's face. Quick little, quick little mid range from Yolkich. Hey, that's a green. That's a green with one player, green with Yolkich. He's gonna go back to the right and I'm gonna rip it. Oh, great defense. I'm gonna hit. I'm gonna hit a step back. One footer. Oh, that's awesome.  Somebody get on Westbrook. Get up, pal. Yeah, he got up. I requested it. Dude, how does the ball even do that? How does it manage to get itself go Yolkich? That was a hard foul. Flagrant one? Dude, I've never actually seen that before. That's not the first time I've ever seen that. A Flagrant one and I, dude, I'm so bad with this free throw. Brick the first one. I'll hit the second and I think we retain possession. Five to 10 right now though, kinda getting stomped out. I'm just gonna run at the hoop with Yolkich and I'm gonna go right back to the free throw line. All right, I guess I'm getting reps. There we go. I'm getting better with this free throw. Yolkich went for being the biggest liability on our team to my favorite offensive weapon. Pretty much.  That's definitely gonna miss. A steal! He's everywhere, man. He's everywhere. He has all nine points for us right now. He's got a screen here. I'm all over him. Another screen, I'm all over it.  Yup, swatted. Who's gonna get this ball? Big George is. Ooh, big boy! Great work, George. Got the screen. I'm up on it. I'm up on it. Good job. That's okay. We had a really good run there. What a LeBron. It's a little sketchy. All the way in, Bron. Ah, ooh! Dude! It's two! Dude! All right, LeBron, it's your last try. It's your last try for your subbed out. Good dish, though. All right, good facilitation. Yo, Westbrook goes up big. It's 15 to 13. We're missing some gimmies and we still have 15. So, is this all right? I really feel like I should be at like 21 right now. Webby, y'all. Don't tell me. Ah! Green with Webby? Green with Yolkitch. Two of five on our challenge. Great rip. Webby? Do I do it again? Nah, we don't need to. Shit. I did not mean to shoot that. Idiot. 18 to 15. It still was a rocky first quarter. It felt like, to me, we did play okay, but I definitely could have played better. Let's bring in the whole bench. Let's just play through the bench now. Four, three, two. No! We got caught on the screen. What are you doing? You had it. Jalen Williams? That is just unfair. How would Taco grab that offensive board? I don't know. Ooh, he got me. He got me bad. Nice play. 21 to 20. Good mid-range, Kirillinko. That was green. All right, that's a green with three different players now. He's playing so slow, it's bugging me. We're pushing the pace. Let's go. Let's move the rock. Get down there, Sean. Quick spin into Taco. Why? Why Taco? Out to Kirillinko. Kirillinko? Three?  Taco, pull up. Splash. That's how you get a green. That's how you get a green right there. All right, double team. Quick double. Quick double. Go ahead, Lori. Pass it one more time. Quick double. Quick double. Come on. Bring the double. Chill out. Yali. Yolkich. As soon as I sub in Yolkich. Rips that in bounds. Quick double. No. No open threes. I did double. I suppose that was my fault. All right, let's push the ball. I did double. I suppose that was my fault. All right, let's push the pace. This game's too slow for me right now. Big George. Yes, sir. Push the pace, boys. Go ahead and jump. Yeah, I knew you would. Let's go, Yolkich. Yolkich with 15. Just taking this game over. Oh, get out there. Get out there. No frees. No free threes. Ah! No! Yolkich, you have to make that, bro. That was such a beautiful move. It's 30 to 30. I scored only, what, 12 in that quarter? I'm going to try a new lineup. I'm going to go Pocoshevsky and then I'm going to put Bronn at the point. I'm going to keep T-Mac, Wemba and Yama and George where they are. All right, new lineups in. I was going to say risky pass, but not really. Wemba and Yama's only got five-year pace, bro. Dude, please don't quit. No, man. Poku, you don't want to smoke? Oh, that was so sick. Just be patient and take a dunk here. Oh, Jesus. What was that? Ah, okay, whatever. I want 70 bazillion points. I watched LeBron smoke that dunk twice already. That exact dunk. Get big, get big in one, goodness. At end game free throw, keep it simple. 35 to 32 LeBron, almost, quick double. Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, what are you talking about? How is that possible? 37, 36. See, now that's, I'm fine with that. I'm just so tilted, I can't even play right now. I'm going to win this game, but dude, I can't tell you how excited I have to not play too good. This game is so infuriating. Wemby all the way, love that dunk. Wemby took the lead back. No, you're kidding me. Same shot, I always shoot that time it's green. All right, I want to win it, gentlemen. Great defense. Hey, finally got to stop on defense. Let's see if we can convert this into a little offense. Do I take the easiest bucket? Oh yeah, we can. Great work. Let's go up the taco. He's waiting down there. Hey! An and one of our own. Now the run gets out of hand for him. David Robinson will put one in. And let's go, Georgie.  Nice, nice bucket. That was a nice three. It's 51 to 49, this game is not over. Sean, let me see a nice bucket, 53-51. No way. Kira Linko. No, he did not. Ain't no way. Get out there, George. Good, good, good defense. Oh no. Oh, somebody's hurt. He's a little hurt. Good defense, David Robinson. This is our opportunity for a green. This is our opportunity! Am I lagging or all of a sudden I can't shoot that shot? Great defense again. Oh my God, I hit it. Finally! Let's go. Six point lead. Not going. Oh my God, Georgie just stole it. I wasn't even looking. Straight up, I wasn't looking. Come on. I don't even want to talk about that. Five, four, three, two, one. Swatted, shot, gone violation. He quit. Jesus. Game 11 in the books, bro. I should have mopped the floor with it. I've never been so frustrated after a win. We did complete our challenge. We did get a Yokochup grade and we do win. We advance our record to eight and three. Let's start with our pack. From the challenge, I've already pulled the end game taco fault. Can I really get any luckier than that? What even would I want? I can't even have a player in this game that I want. That's insane. That is low key. A player that I kind of want. He is like a, what, seven foot tall shooting guard?  Put Jonathan Bender in the bench. Final upgrade for Yokoch. Yokoch. Finally, goes to the end game. Our starting lineup is Yokoch, T-Mac, LeBron, Webb and Yama, Georgie. I am going to switch my lineup. I'm going to put LeBron on the bench. LeBron's going to be my bench point guard. Jalen Williams, Kurlenko, Pokhyshevsky. Coming off the bench at center will be David Robinson, I guess, as well as DeMarcus Cousins sometimes. All right, boys. This is the starting lineup for the final game. Wow, boys. It has been an amazing, amazing season. All right, boys. What is going to be the final spin? Low key, I need a power forward or center to come in for the big boys. I get to keep one player from the five packs. All right, we're going to find out just what that means for us right here. Dean Wade, I could go with Dean Wade. Go back to wheel of 2K 2021, Larry Johnson. This one, I don't know, he's bald. Could be Marbury, 33 to Marbury. Okay, I wouldn't really rock with either of these. Darius Garland, I'm pulling a whole lot of dog water right now. Garland's already on the squad. He's trash, Marbury's trash. I guess Larry Johnson isn't that bad. There's a decent option right now, but bro, let me see an invincible, let me see that game. Let's have some fun here, yeah? We already saw Mr. Jonathan Bender. I guess I did say Dupes Claws, huh? Am I supposed to be using my Dupes Claws rule? Nah, this is five packs though. I feel like that's already a lot of packs. And this one's a double. Come on, final pack, sauce. I see Pogoshevsky, goddammit. Dude, you know what's weird? On my other double dark matter pack, I got Pogoshevsky, this time I get him again. This time, though, that's somebody different.  No, wait, which yow, which yow, which yow. Oh my god, it couldn't be any more perfect. It literally couldn't be any more perfect. Dude, I'm not even rocking big Georgie, I'm rocking yow. Titans, yow! Georgie moves to the bench, no shot, that just happened. Oh my god, I love this game. This is so perfect! I'm such an easy add-getter. Let's look at this team. Look at this team! There is no challenge wheel for Game 12 because it couldn't give us anything. So our only objective is to get a massive win, push our record to nine and three, and then go ahead and give away $2,250 right after this game. Let's find out. See what type of squad he's got. I'm hoping he's got a good team, man. I want a real good game for the last game. Oh yes, sir. Endgame Durant, Invincible Cade, a lot of Invincibles. And then Endgame Durant. We've got a serious-sized mismatch at Power Forward Center, but can't always do, huh? Cunningham's got it, with Yokech on him. Ooh, we're gonna make you earn it. It's the final game, you gotta earn it. The game pride rainbow always makes me shoot better. Up to Yokech, down to the man. Oh, T-Max swatted. Good, Yokech, you kidding me? Out to T-Max for three. Slightly late, slightly early.  Endgame Durant ran around up top, got it out to Larry Bird, who's gonna butter it. I wish the Endgames had Invincible releases. I would solve all my issues. You think I'm scared? I am. I am scared. Wembenyama, that's who I need. It's so pure. I would love to see my all-time shooting percentage on Endgames versus Invincibles. Where's the double? There it is. T-Max, quick three. An and one three, bro. An and one three. I've still never done it to this day. I've never done it in 2K. Well, maybe I did it in years past, but definitely not this year. We've been so sick again. T-Max, three points off the foul. We'd love to see that. Go up to Wembenyama. Stop. Think about it.  Let's go, baby. Playing on ball today. Yup, I'm there. Man down, good news. My hand was not down. Space like you're gonna shoot the three, give it to Taco. What are we doing? I respected Taco with the rip. Hey, to Wemby. Wemby, just to drill another three. Just to drill another three. Let's go. 14 to six. He's in so much trouble now. Up to Taco fall. Strap. Strap, 17 in the first. Don't give me a rage quit for game 12. I don't want it. You better start earning some buckets up there, buddy. The Shaq three. All right, he got it back. He drills the three with Shaq. Back out to TMAC, a little redemption. Oh my God. What happened to me? I learned how to play on pace for 80. Taco, KD, 1.2. He puts that down 20 to 12. Maybe my highest scoring first quarter, but that was a great first quarter. I'm gonna bring in the whole bench. Make sure the right guys are in. I'll let these guys play it out for a little bit. Into DeMarcus, great pump fake. Reverse slam. Bron-Bron's in with Curry on him. We like that. Boxing a fish. Let's go. Yup. Obviously got him jumping. Taylor Williams pull up for the layup, but who cares? It's in. Poku comes in. Immediate impact. And if that wasn't an one for all, I think I might've went and bought a Bocoszewski jersey. Ooh. That free throw is late. Also, I don't know how crazy you saw it. Devin Booker trying to go to work on Bron. Not a lot of success. Poku! Don't try and go up on that, man. Look at the outlet pass from Bron. That's Tom Brady. Channeled his inner Kevin Love. Devin Booker trying to go to work. Ooh, he did.  Deep one goes down. Patience, patience, could spin. Oh my God. That was nasty. Don't let him have another one. Don't let him have another one. Yup, all the way. Curlinko. 33 to 18. Another high score and quarter for us. We got a match last quarter though.  No, that would have been so sick. Damn it, I thought that was just such a good shot. Let him jump, let him jump. Ooh, my God, Curlinko. I was talking about how Boogie is tiny and he's 6'10". Real good defense here. Oh my God. Oh, into George. We're gonna drop another 20 bomb for sure. Can we do a little more though? Larry Bird's going to work. Hand up. Great defense. Brody. Oh, you're kidding me, man. Oh, almost stole it. I just got to score progressively a little bit more at each quarter. 39 to 23. We score 21 here if I get a bucket. Oh, go. That's just so free. Mark Keaton, you're just asking for a foul right there. You're just asking for the end one. You know what, zero points. Yao Ming. You guys say I need Yao. Yao needs me. Weirdly enough, Yo Kitch has zero. Let's go with a little ooh. That was supposed to be an ooh. Ends up just being a little pass. I don't mind. Yao playing some good defense. I'm Larry Legend. Larry Bird left wide open. Put it down. We can go into Yao though. He still won't score any points because he just got blocked by Evan Mobley. OK, so this game isn't close, so whatever. But can you imagine if it was? That was on me.  Can Yao score? Got that time. There you go, Yao. Yao's first bucket. All right, we got four in this quarter right now. We are really slacking. We got numbers to hit here. Yao. Good defense, Taco. Stepped up, made that tough for him. Yao Kitch. Yao Kitch! 50 to 30. Huge three to put us back on Pace, man. OK, he has something. Got nine here. Make that 11, Taco. Or 12. I can't count. Nonsense there. And that's how you run the court. He did the Jordan. Yao Kitch did the Jordan. T-Mac. There we go. He don't got a damn shot.  He's got a great shot at him. 15 in this quarter. It's an embarrassing. We need that, Yao Kitch! 18. 18 points in the third quarter.  All right, now we got to score at least 22 here. At least 22. Oh, my God, Larry Legend. Dude, he is hot with Larry right now. What is he scoring with Larry? LeBron baseline. Down to Big George. Put her up. And one. This is how we're going to do it, boys. This is how we're going to drop 22 here. Big George put it through. Wow, what a shot. Dude, I got my hand up. This guy's a sniper-related bird. It's not enough to get him a win, but he's a sniper-related bird. Good jump. Good jump, ball. Look at that. Inbound strap. There we go, baby. George, if you miss this, man, I have to bench you. I have to bench you for life. If you can't win that jump, ball. Oh, come on, man! Come on, dude! Ball! And the season! 9-3, another premature end. Man, I wanted to play that one out. Hey, Gigi's my opponent. You know what? I got to give a lot of respect to my opponent for sticking out as long as he did, honestly. That was, what, the fourth quarter? And it was a 20-point game in, like, the second quarter. So I respect the fact that he played it. Hey, let's give it up for the Cleveland Steamers. Our final lineup is as follows. You can see how just how good this game is. Our bench is deep. We have so many good players. We end with nine wins and three losses, which means I'm giving away $2,250 to Streamers right now. It's going to fire. Let's go find some awesome Streamers. We're going to make somebody's day today. I found this dude's Space Jam TV. He's a competitive Madden player. He is grinding Madden 23. Bro, like 30 minutes ago, I said make the computer fumble and I'll donate $1,000.  And they straight up won't fumble.  Dude, I think this is, like, the failed attempt. So you can't send dipshit moments. I like this guy. I'm going to send $1,250 his win. This is the biggest donation I've ever sent. He's actually funny, too. I'm going to get up, just don't slam that. It just popped up.  Who subbed? I said who subbed? Bro! What did it say? Just donated $1,250? I don't believe you. I love this.  He's cheesy, bro. I love this guy.  Why was I the person who got donated, too? It's just a random day for me.  Why did I just get donated? It's a pretty good question, honestly.  I'm so confused. I'm very appreciative, but I'm very confused why it was me who got donated that amount. This is a Monday.  He's well deserved. BaseJMTV still doesn't believe that it actually happened. I love this guy.  I love this guy. Yeah, thank you so much. I love this man. That is the most money I have ever been donated by far.  This might be one of my favorite reactions ever. That's so fucked. I didn't do anything to deserve any of that. That's exactly what I would say. BaseJMTV, $1,250 to him. I'm so glad. That was dude. He was awesome about it. I hope he spends it well. BaseJM, appreciate you stud. Man, 24, baby. I hope I see you competing. I said, hey, big Haley, what would you do if I gifted 100 subs? See what he says. What would you do if I gifted 100 subs?  I'd probably just be speechless and just keep thanking you. I like this guy. Would you mind turning your music off? Oh, are you sure I got your band? You know what I love is how many people are willing to instantly turn their music off? Like if someone came in my chat, I was like, hey, could you turn your music off? I think he's, I mean, they're obviously anticipating what's going to happen.  Let's see if that's true. Oh my God. Holy, yo. Oh my gosh. He's treatment. He's been streaming for four hours. Oh my gosh, man. I can't even, I can't even speak, man. I appreciate that so much. Yo, what the? Yo, man. Oh, thank you. Thank you, easy man. I've watched your videos on Madden, man. And I just want to say, I love your content, man. Oh my goodness. Good Lord. Yo, Adore, thank you for the follow, man. Oh my goodness. Yo, I'm speechless, man. I love this guy. I'm about to tear up, man. Oh my gosh, man. What's your record? Now we lost, so we're two and I adore, but man. I really don't care about BR anymore, man. Man, I'm just, I'm so thankful, man. Oh my goodness. I can't even speak, man. I'm just speechless.  This is awesome. Oh my gosh, man. I don't even like, I don't even have words. I'm speechless. He's so grateful, dude. This guy's the homie. I just love that. I love seeing somebody's been grinding for four hours and 40 minutes. And I think his daily sub goal might have been at one or one or two or something like that.  That's cool, man. I appreciate that so much, oh my.  We have now given away 1,750. I have 500 left. This is what you call insider trading, ladies and gentlemen. This is what you call embezzlement. This next guy, Professor Collie, is actually like one of my best friends. He's actually the guy who inspired me to move to Arizona, which is why I live there now. However, he streams League of Legends, which means he actually hates himself.  Also, dude, he's literally moving to South Korea to play League, so you know he takes it seriously. Kevin, 1v1 me, you're scared?   Matt, remember what I told you about the Arizona summer?  I'm in Michigan right now because Arizona's miserable. I don't need your subs because you know I'm just gonna play poker against you and take all your money from you.  He's so good at poker.  I'm doing it anyway. He's probably gonna make him mad. He probably doesn't even want me to give to him.   Wait, why? Why, dude? Why?  Why? Thank you, dude.   Thank you.  Jesus Christ. I don't even know what to say. I will literally blow you so f- That was too easy. I will, dude.  Thank you, Matt. Appreciate it, bro. See you later, Matt.  Nice to meet one of my best friends. I had to. I had to embezzle. We all have 2K grand finale. $2,250 had been given away. I'm 100% doing the donation giveaways for the future of 2K. This just warms my heart. It's so much fun. Hell of a season. 93 built a god squad, had some really close games, lost some really close games, but you know, that's just how it be sometimes. I love you guys. Gosh, you're seeing this on the 13th between Madden's about to come out. So next time I see you, it might just be a Madden video. I love you boys. Thanks for watching as always. Peace.


UK to swap out top sociopath for a different sociopath. Notes from the edge of the narrative matrix. Boris Johnson resigning would only be interesting in an alternate universe where there was some remote chance that he won't be replaced by another depraved sociopath. Remember when rich people were so worried about Jeremy Corbyn raising their taxes that they spent months pretending to believe he was a closet Nazi? They really committed to the bit, too.  It was wild. 1. Use narrative manipulation to divide the population into a roughly 50-50 ideological split. 2. Ensure you control both of those factions. 3. Convince everyone that the only reason nothing changes is because their half of the population doesn't win enough elections. Everyone's pulling on a rope that doesn't lead anywhere and doesn't do anything. Convinced by powerful manipulators that they're engaged in a life-or-death tug-of-war match of existential importance. Meanwhile, the powerful just do as they like, completely indifferent to that spectacle and its back-and-forth exchanges. A group is artificially split into two sides and told to pull a rope in opposite directions while someone else stands back and shoots them with a BB gun. When they complain about the welts, they're told it's happening because their side isn't pulling hard enough. But really, they'd be getting shot no matter what they did. This doesn't mean give up. It just means give up on the fake tug-of-war game. If you're playing tug-of-war while someone rummages through your handbag looking for cash, the first step to stopping them is putting down the rope and going after them. It's like if everyone was pushing on a fake fire escape in a burning building. The first step to getting them out of there is showing them that the door is just painted on the wall and doesn't lead anywhere. That's not telling them to give up hope. It's just telling them to give up on an ineffective strategy. Every claim the Western rules-based international order makes about itself and its values has been discredited by the persecution of Julian Assange. Current US and NATO proxy warfare in Ukraine isn't sufficient to defeat Russia or even to stop Putin from continuing to capture territory in eastern Ukraine. All it's sufficient for is making the war costly for Moscow while Ukrainians keep dying. That's because this is exactly what the Empire wants. I care about Ukrainians, so I support a negotiated settlement is a morally coherent position. I care about Ukrainians, so I support direct hot war with Russia is also morally coherent, if insane. I care about Ukrainians, so let's keep doing what we've been doing is not morally coherent at all. It makes sense to support a negotiated peace settlement if you want to save Ukrainian lives. In a twisted, deranged sense it also makes sense to support direct NATO intervention against Russia to save Ukrainian lives. But continuing with the current plan clearly does not make any sense as a strategy for saving Ukrainian lives, because it just keeps getting them killed. I of course point this out not to advocate a third world war, but to show that the Western Empire does not care about Ukrainian lives and isn't doing anything that it claims to be doing with its proxy warfare in that country. If the Empire cared even the slightest bit about Ukrainian lives, it would be drastically changing its approach one way or the other. The fact that it's just maintaining the status quo of continuous death is their confession that they only care about grand chessboard maneuverings for global control, not the actual people who are fighting and dying. One funny thing about Twitter is that the target audience for most posts made by blue check journalists and pundits is not their followers, but other blue check journalists and pundits.  That's why so many of their tweets get so little traction, but they'll still have one or two blue ticks chuckling at their esoteric witticisms and obscure references in their replies. It's because they're tweeting for each other, not for normal people. And that's how the entire profession works.  Meanwhile, the public just gets more and more disgusted with them, but they don't care because their validation doesn't come from the public. They complain that they don't get enough respect when in reality they get far too much. Absolutely the worst people on earth. A bunch of worthless, simpering sycophants, the whole lot of them.