Yeah, they can't even, we can't even play that no more. That's how to vault, the text message vault. Somebody had dropped me that. God damn, I can't hear you choking on it. Shit. J-O-N, it's about that time though, man. Like if he was gonna do it, there's some of that J-O-N pimping. That's how you wanna start the episode off. Scoob, that's hard. That's hard. That's a hard-ass intro. J-O-N was coming and he had to cook that up. Cause he been holding that on me. This is gonna be our intro. Yeah. That's how it begins. That's how everything gotta be slow-motion though. This is slow-motion. Okay, bet. All right, they got like everything gotta be instant, man. They gotta catch us laughing.  Yeah, they gotta say, right here, just right here gotta be slow-motion. You feel me? If you can't, when the picture, when the picture feel, they gotta be slow-motion. All right, I'm gonna see what's up. That's gonna be hard. Javier.  See? So that's why I'm calling him, cause Joe wouldn't do it. Tell Javier what you said. He said the intro gotta be a slow-motion. Oh, this beat, the intro to this episode gotta be a slow-motion.  Different kids on slow-motion.  That's why I was about to jump it off. But I had to let Scoob hear some of that J-O-N pimping though. It ain't right. You know, this is one of the coldest rapping this niggas out here. And he gotta know that if he ever in the yoke, and he's sitting there like, I need some pepper. J-O-N. A-E-N too. I'm gonna make sure Big Wayne get another one. Tell him, you man.  I don't wait no time. I don't wait no time. Yeah.  Get busy.   Carlos Miller. Pussy killer. She know some real niggas but not a nigga real. I'm taking her to the Walmart.   Cuz other niggas don't. Don't cost a lot of money if you ain't getting none. She got a daughter and a younger son with that booty fat. And she working for the city. Her hair alone. Both her titties real pretty. She got a sister. Her name is Tammy. They freaking on the boat. I took them to Miami. What else? Her daddy can't stand me. What else? Her mama don't like me. What else? Her list of the guy to crush. Her big brother wanna fight me. What else? They don't try to me cuz they know I'm strapped.  Cuz I ain't really playing games. I save all the numbers under they nickname. That slick game. That's quick game. One of two days then it's big game. I ain't rushing nothing. I ain't from Russia. I ain't a pimp. I'm a motherfucker.  They save my number under that dude. I'm with it now.  I'm telling you, all of most was in rough rattles. You miss A's easy to get to a while. Now how you doing? I'm telling you. Oh we in here? Man we in here. We in here motherfucker. We in here? What's up man? How you doing? Good, good, good. I ain't started yet. We just kicking the willy Bobo. Oh man come on man.  Let's do it. You got mic in the cup? Yeah. I've got mic in the cup. Yeah. Cat got me on the way outside. Bro I've been knowing this nigga for 17 years. 17 years? I'm talking about day for day.  This is the most consistent nigga that I know. He's the smoke. Nigga had the same voicemail that he had when he first got his phone. Yeah my voice don't even sound the same to me. Damn sure don't. Nigga voice changed everything. What you been up to? I've been smoking since I was 14. At only days I missed when I got locked up. This nigga so cold he done got locked up with the weed on him and got it out. Yeah. It was in your property? Huh? You had it in your property? No I had it on me. The whole time? The whole time. Yeah.  The bag bust while I was in there. So I was trying to switch it from my drawers to my socks. Bag broke.  Like I got them set on the other side of the sale. There's a little Mexican dude laid down near the crumbs. I was like he gon' that's gon' be on him. That's gon' have to be on him now. That's gon' have to be on him now. Like they find it, they go, go, go. But I got out of there quick so. He tell you laid by the crumbs. Amen. I'm gonna put it in there though. You laid down. Yeah that's real slick jail man. You get a gold start today. Do it one more time. Straight in the building right?  I'm gonna run. Just drop it one. Man. Good little tip, but y'all ain't never really been lacking. It's Motown, man. That's what I'm saying. It's a music ad. They give you money, bro. Now it's time. It's motherfucking Motown. This is true. This is true. Mm-hmm. We fuckin' with it. You know, we just settin' trap vibes, man.  You long overdue. You supposed to been through the trap. Mm-hmm.   The nigga done went to sleep. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.  Big, big. That's two sides we know. What happened? Rick Ross. What do you do? He say he bout to go to the barifuram, take a jacket off. Nigga dip. That was crazy. You shoulda knew that. That didn't even make sense.   That's the way I've been leavin' from that moment on. That's what he said, y'all. Yeah. We was just in here bull shitin' like we bull shitin' there.  I didn't even know that nigga was gone. He was down the street before I knew he was gone.    That's how you know he was really here, nigga. That nigga came up his thick game for about 48 minutes. Ain't just left.  Nigga!  Nigga was out of here, man.   I'm gonna go to the barifuram, and say, that was crazy. Yeah. That was a good one. Yeah, yeah, next season, we gon' have everybody leave like that. Yeah. When the interview over, nigga's like, all right, I'm gonna go to the barifuram, take this jacket off.  Hell no. No, no. We don't try to figure out, like right here, I'm gonna take your jacket off, friend of the body, or something like that. If I host the BET Awards again, I gotta leave a segment like that. All right, folks, goodnight.  I'm gonna go to the barifuram. What?  Pretty, bro. That's dumb, man. He got a body here, though. Funny as hell. It's a thing, bro. Black history. That's what we makin' over here, though.  Who ain't got a black history? Ghetto legends. Yeah, man. I ain't got to go to the bathroom, man. Shit. Y'all ready for the intro? Hey, man, welcome back to the 85th self-show. And we just won the number one black podcast amongst black senior citizens. Yes, y'all! Shout out to all the niggas that's in prison that be sending art home.  We all got an old foe hole. Yeah. We covered in all corners. We got the strippers, we got the old folks, we got the young kids, married people, big girls, independent ladies. Dependent ladies, because don't nobody ever mention them. Women who need a nigga. Niggas who live with their girl, but they got a car. Guess what y'all doin' for?  They all do think bitches have beds on the floor. Yes. But the ones who got a bed on the way, or at least that's what they tell everybody. No, the ones that's carnival, they got the mirror on the floor, too. And that's when they take all their pictures in. Oh, yeah. They be forgetting about them sometime. With the canvies on, and they got too many pairs of clothes. Yeah.  Where you been? You must don't like- You don't know who we got in here with us today, bro. You don't know who we got in here with us today, bro. All the way from Detroit. Come on, man. Motown. Come on, man. Shout out to New Face, the whole Detroit family. One of the coldest niggas out here in this rap game. Let's go. This nigga then took over the internet. He got all types of clips and gypses and memes and... Nick man, hundreds of millions of views, shut the world, start down. Niggas got gangsters at the party, boogie in again. Thousand songs. Niggas dropped the song on the way up here.  Niggas dropped the song on the way up here. On the way up here, nigga, this nigga had white people on the cruise ship dancing to a whole lot of choppers. Did you see that? It was this video. It was a whole cruise ship of white people they was doing the video. Yeah. Went crazy on TikTok. But see, this is my motherfucking dog. So it is like, I gotta just bring them all way in there, man. Scoob Steve. Hey. Sorry, nigga. He's in between that. Well, welcome to the trap. That's a deal, baby. Boy, he's a cool kid, man. No, I appreciate it. It's my sweet. We got to. We got backwoods. I know how you get there. Put that on deck. What's been up? Shit. Man, trying to stack a bucket of water. That's it, right? Hell yeah. Dead or tan, slow motion.  And I'm dropping a lot of music. That's it. You been dropping a lot of music? I don't matter it. I could do what I could do, but yeah, I'm dropping a lot of shit, though. Probably like fancies, mixtapes in the next couple of months.  You already got them lined up? Somewhat. I mean, I got the songs. You know, I got like literally like 2,000 out of these songs. And I record it every day. Is that a relief? Yeah, I record it all the time. I'm doing like 15, 20 songs a night. Damn.  I got about 1,500 unrecorded songs. You listen. Look at this, I do. You and 80, 85% interest. Yes. Yeah, for you.  A lot of niggas don't record that much.  I'll record a lot, though. Yeah. I'm about to start recording. I just been getting my features together.   Not yet. I just told them, man. He ain't believe me. But I'm bringing back all the ledgers. You didn't believe me. I thought he was playing. I bet it's Eleanor. I'm bringing the ledgers back.  I got a 95-self feature. All right. I'm putting this on. I do saw other people think that people want to spend some money to solve it. I got a song on the way, and it made them knock us. Really? See, y'all didn't even know the 95-self reference.  I'm bringing that nigga back. Yeah, I know that's what you, yeah. It's 85-self, we're going to go with 95-self. I ain't even catch his name. I talk to his manager. He going to tell me his name. I'm going to ask him. You talk to his manager? Yeah. We didn't know none of these niggas' names for real that we grew up with. 69 boys. The 69 boys. I said 95-self. That was another group. That's another group. They had that tussero. No, that's not what I was doing. Oh, come on, write this train. Yeah, OK, tussero. I know. I'll be high. I'll mix them up.  Yeah, get a new face on this. This nigga got to know. That's what you here for, motherfucker. All right, whatever. Insane that was. We're going to give them both then. There was a 95-self, not an amazing group. That's what I'm, what's up? Yeah, black and, uh, Jason. See? That's why I'm cool with this nigga. He like my rap lawyer. He step in and keep me out of all debates.  He make it sound cool that you don't know it. You feel it?  They work all the time. I got motherfuckers.  You got to have those. No, for sure, for sure. Niggas come with insurance policy, too. Yeah, like, that's why I be around this nigga.  Niggas say you got to be better than your best. Mama said, man, I got to be better than your best, man. Ever since he said that, I just been out here being better than my best. I thought I was cold. You get that shirt for him. Shit, I thought it was a Hulk shirt. Nah, we did a collab with the Hulk's. Yeah. We're making moves out here. Making waves in the fashion industry. In the fashion industry? Yeah. Well, that's how it all started out, man. Yeah, we got everything. We got socks. We got some onesies coming out for the baby. We got hats, skullies. Y'all got onesies coming out for the kids. Hell yeah. No, that's it. Hell yeah. That's it. That's it. And we're going to put jokes on them. For the baby? Yeah. Like, on the onesie, we're going to have, like, instead of titties in the building, guess what it's going to say? Titties is my breakfast. Oh, god. Oh, god. Oh, god. I thought you were going to say titties is for milking. Mm-mm. OK.  Not my breakfast. I always be thinking of shit, bro. Shout out to all the people who believe in us. That's fire. There's a lot.  I ain't got no kids, though. Shit, have some. Might as well. Everybody else got some.   Yes, you do. Don't be out here trying to be a good black man. Be somebody's baby daddy. You a successful rapper? Come on, man. You owe it to the hood. Yeah. Kids love it. They are worth it.  They worth it. I got nieces. I'm telling you. I don't look cause I got nothing that going on. God keep on away.    Don't get up there. And they looking right at you, being as bad as you were as a child.   These is kids. I know, they are motherfuckers. They are motherfuckers. I watched my own boy's kids. The kids is easy. That's the easy part. It's the mamas. That's the part don't nobody tell you about. See, he's always pearl. Anyway, I'm telling you that. He's talking about mamas. All the baby mamas. They are. I caught that. I'm gonna cut that now. I ain't trying to switch it to all the all those lords.  Saying that nigga. Now I'm trying to tell you, no.  No, I don't. It's okay. I feel like it's part of every nigga's destiny.  You say you don't. In the meantime, you do. I don't. Anyway. I know you don't. I was gonna say. No, I don't.   We're gonna be cool. They baby mama primes. Especially in the pumpkin sand.  The best way I can choose. The best way I can explain this to you is having a baby mama is like having a tattoo.  A little bit. You might like it, but you might not. But at the end of the day, it's just, it's not gonna be there. It's cool. Like. It's cool.  You can get another tattoo. It's perfect. You can cover up. You right.   And you know that. Everybody got one that needs to be fixed.  Facts. I don't hate that analogy.  I got a lot of tattoos. I ain't got a big mama's tattoo. Hey, man. Shit. You doing it right, though. You doing it right. I almost had a baby mama's tattoo. It was probably a little cheaper than the baby mama. A lot cheaper. A whole lot cheaper. I almost had a baby mama and I was a kid. I was like 16. You wanted one? Well, I'm like, I have this pretty. Oh. You feel me? Yeah. Okay. Shit. Yeah, but that was a long time ago.  Yeah, I feel it. And then. And then, bitch, I last had a baby with a man. Oh, that's going to happen as soon as you get. Yeah, as soon as you get on that line. Yeah, but when you get, huh? Yeah. You go.  I said to the picture of the wine. Wine stood there, so I'm like, damn. I said, no, I don't think it looked like it. I said, I said, I don't think it looked like it. I'm like, no, I don't think it looked like it. Wine scared me, though. For me, I said, no, I don't think it looked like it. Hey, I mean, I said, I don't think it looked like it. It had up to years. I don't think it looked like it. He had to do it, though. Yeah, I bought it. I bought it. It don't matter what the baby would have looked like. He would have been like, bro, that's you. That's you. Forgot your feet, man. It ain't that bad.  I speak for a lot of the baby deadest, man. We survivors, bro.  Yeah, baby, that's the background. Yeah, that's how it lived, baby. I mean, it was probably like, we don't have no voice. Thanks for your time, man.  That was choices, you know what I think, man. Uh-uh, bro, we thought it was going to work out. You know what I chose, though? We was optimistic, bro. We did. But you chose. We chose, and then right now, he chose us. He tried to force me to just choose, man. You know what I'm saying? He's going to have some peace. Nah, I know what he is. I didn't say that. I didn't say that. I said, I said that you a successful rapper. You deserve it.  Treat yourself.  We wearing them shit's back. Then they can say, go hand some kids. You over to the hood. You got to go back and say it to a three of them, bro. That's how we going to create. Go back and say it to a three of them. Baby mama's. What? Somebody else. I'm saying just, no, yours. Go back and say it to a three of them. He's going to make a vision to save you two, put them up, move them out the hood. That's how you give back. You got to say it. I'm saying, nigga, tell me. Tell me, nigga, go to jail.   It ain't enough black people. What? It ain't enough. I'm just like, no white nigga in here. He's just talking about. I'm getting the world. Oh, probably like the motherfucking whole village. It's a lot of them. I'm melanin.   Don't have no baby mama. See, nah? I see how you feel about it. No, it ain't even that. That's got to happen. Get a wife. Get a wife. That's right. Get a wife. Hell yeah. You want to get married. Ooh. Nah, I didn't say nothing about that. I was just making some suggestions. Alternative to baby mommies.  So that's what I'm saying, man.  You know what I'm saying?  You're going to get a wife. I'm just saying that's a good investment if you make it right. The truck. The wife. Especially if you get a wife with a truck. I don't know.  Hell yeah. That's the life.  I got the truck. I just got a wife with a truck. Yeah, because you don't supposed to let nobody borrow your wife or your truck.  Don't buy them for it. Hell nah. Whatever. You can have what you like. I can only drive trucks. That's how you drive? Yeah. How can you only drive trucks? I don't know how to drive a car. I would rather only drive a truck. Oh. It's your privilege. Yeah, that's the type of shop I go to.  You know how to fit your personality. Thank you.  I can see that. I see you parking on the curb, man. I'm parking on the sidewalk. Yes, sir. You can't park there. Big scoop! Something like that. The show. Yeah, I'm parking on the sidewalk. There's a field around. I'm going right to the field.  We had to park. I got to park out of corner and all that shit, man. Yeah.    Yeah, I just like trucks.  For real, for real.  Yeah, yeah.  Yeah, you only put it over. Yeah, you got to have one of those. Well, you'll get you the little outline of the deer. With the camo?  I'm going to get the steps and the dog nets on the back.  Hell, yeah. It ain't going to be all right. I got to be a truck on the trucks. They'll pull you over to ask you about the truck. No, it ain't going to happen. Yeah.  Taking away your legal. Hey, what's that they live on the trip? I don't know how to answer for that. I don't. I don't know if you're nuts.  Here's what's happening.   Let me get water too, because we're in there. You know, got to have that. You're right, one, two. Clay, you're missing, man.  What's up with it? All his songs. Come on, man. Come on, man.   We was in for a minute, getting the one, two, then. Ain't going to lie to nobody. You know I ain't going to lie to nobody, because I'm starting lying right now when I'm telling the truth. All right, bet. You can't lie to nobody. This nigga's done my work. There you go. They in there.   I mean, I'm going to provide it.  Right now. Now, that's the whole lifestyle.  What's up, bro? What's up, Mike? What's up, Mike? What's up, Mike? What's up, Mike? What's up, Mike? What's up, Mike? What's up, Mike? What's up, Mike? What's up, Mike? What's up, Mike? What's up, Mike?   Cut the music. Yeah, we always...  We always like to settle ambiance, man.  I used to work at a bar called Ambiance. I worked? What was they on?  I knew that was going to be your answer. I don't know. Bullshit, man.   Work? Work?  Yeah, true stuff. I mean, we got to it, right? We got to it. Hung girl worked there. You feel me?  Her own girl? Yeah, her own girl. You liked your mom home girl? Yeah, I was like 19's. She like that. Feel me? That's bad. That's a game. Ooh, you feel me? I do my one-two. I'm in there. I end up hitting her. I don't know this. So my mom, we get to it one day. She try to hold me. She's like, yeah. That's what I said to her.  I said, nigga, I know you like her.  This is what my mom would tell me.   Tell them about slaying the dogs.  I felt like I was one of the sweetest niggas in America. I had to hit them. You hear me? She's hurt. He did. Because you tried to hurt me. Oh, yeah. We all had that type of relationship, though. We talked just like that. Yeah. I tried to tell me nothing, nigga.   And I felt accomplished because she was older than me. You see what I'm saying?  Yeah.  She said, she said to her. You thought you was a goddamn, yeah. Fuckin' love. M.A. Pew, yeah. They got feet in the air. Big dog. Nah, I'm here for the... I'm here for the gristle. For real? Facts. Hey, that grown woman has changed your life.  For better offer work. Bring the vibes back, J-O-N. You see that? We'll take a little small break. Let my nigga D.C. get up in here. Oh, he got the beat tag on there. Yeah.  Shooting that house a thing. What are you taking over the Asians?  Laser focus. You gotta stay focused, man. When you keep your view good, you know, cause that laser is a target you want to hit. Right. Sometimes you gotta have that goddamn spray.   Yeah, come on, man. You get that big gun. Yeah. So that's the key. One of them, right? I think I'm about to write a book, though. It's about a black man financing. Do it.  I say, I say, I always do it. You gotta sell the audio. You gotta sell the reading, innit? Like, so I'm gonna do it and then read. You can vote. Yeah. You can vote. You can vote. You see how he doing down there? The audio goes to me. What they got here, the audio, but right? Yeah. But it's you reading. But I'm gonna have him read it. Oh, I gotta be you reading it.  You gotta be you reading it. I bet. You gotta be your voice. The audio book is the way to go.  I think that's his idea, man. But I think that's just sweet. I think I'm all sweet as hell. You can buy both. You can buy the book. Or you can buy with the audio book. It's a little bit more. And then they can get the video book. I'm gonna put a suit on. They can buy both. They can buy a book digitally, though. Yeah.  And you tell the story.  You can tell the story to the police. You can add the siren. Right. You can add the siren. Yeah.  It's gotta go through a bunch of guys. Oh, that's harsh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Gang violence. Hey, what's up? It's Carlos Miller. Spring is here. 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Try Bluetooth for free when you use promo code 85 South at checkout. Just pay $5 shipping. That's Bluetooth.com. Promo code 85 South to receive your first month free. Visit Bluetooth.com for more details and important safety information. And we thank Bluetooth for sponsoring the podcast. Why are you reading the book?  I might have to get with J.O.N. Put some pens when they go. My boy. I just want to say I'm proud of you, my boy. Man, I appreciate you.  Keezy. You hear me? Thank you, brother.  You understand me? I know when I first met you.  Thanks. No cap.  You know, the first time I met this nigga. This is studio me, him, T and Fred the guys, so I'm a recipe. Da, I'm a recipe. Pink. Oh boy. Shit. That's the first time I met this nigga.  Did you know what was going on? I ain't know what he was doing.  I ain't know what was going on, man.  I'm like, dang. He was like, R and B modes. But look, look. Like, he same you say, damn, right? He's like, no, I ain't like that. He's like, nigga. It's a military thing.  No, that's it. So look, you know what I'm saying? Because it sound cool, right? I sent him again, like, a year and two later, wildin' out, we back in New York. If you remember, when we came for a second there, I got the weed, I'm like, watch this. I'm like, man, no, no, I ain't see you rollin' up, I can't smoke it. I said, oh, weed, that's you for weed, you know what I'm saying?   He got to the point where it took about five years that he'll smoke one that is right there. I'm like, I asked you, what's in it? Because you know I would give you a smoke. I'm like, what's in it? That's what I'm saying, man. I crushed up some straws, put it in here. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. I just smoked it. You ain't smoked that weed into the hair straight, didn't you? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Well, I don't care. I smoked the ropes one time. I knew it one time. I hit it, I said, ooh, this is strong. I'm like, what's in that one? Put that right back up. Yeah, you got to put that one out. I don't know what's in that one. That's not the smartest shit, though, man. I got to cover up like 200 boys that got laced. I got like 200 boys that got laced. That's not real, bro. If you ever, like, I'm traumatized by a lot of shit, but with friends, I'm traumatized. Like, if I called you my best friend, either something happened. Mm-mm. It's going to be something. Like, I don't know what it is.  They were like, damn, bro, it's just something. They were like, something's going to always break up. It's going to be hurt, or something's going to get hurt. You feel me? And when I seen my nephew, everybody know that he was, like, the man, bro. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's somebody I looked up to. Hamming down clothes, whatever. He was, I'm wearing it. You feel me?  Got a big house in the hood. Niggas, you know what? Niggas, they were just now putting the big houses in the hood on the West Side, but he's staying in here. Oh, your phone got money, money. Long old money, old money, man. Yeah, man. Life hit him. That was the first start. And then I think he smoked some with somebody. My boy ain't never been to something. Damn. Your my nephew older than me, too, son. He's like, this somebody, I used to go over here. He's how every weekend, for years, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. For years, this is somebody to go over here. But this is like your over here. He's my brother. He's my nigga, this is where we got relationship. I'm the uncle, he my nephew. But we like brothers, you see what I'm saying?  I feel like you'll do something sneaky to me.  Yeah, man, it's gonna be sweet. You said you hear people that got, they got life?   Like, he used to pull up in, pull up in the car with you, you feel me?  He really was my real cousin, cousin. But like at school, he was my big brother, you feel me? He was the coolest nigga I had to motherfuckers. What he had to, he had to build a sabre or something with the tan on it, you feel me? With the slam in that bitch, real clean. We puttin' up slam and smockin' wheels.  Nigga, all through high school, like nigga, he was the man, like, you feel me?  And the treasure used to have the Pelly Pelly Coast or the Alvin' Sound Coast, he had all the other coasts and shit, you feel me? Big dog. Nigga, fast forward, like probably like a year or two after high school, or like really like a year after he graduated from high school. I still was in high school, he was armed with me and my homeboy, Doreay, was goin' to a party, you feel me? And I had, Doreay mama drop us off in my neighborhood cause his bro was gonna pick us up. Pick this up, you feel me?  Nigga, we get to the party.  Just tryin' to look the coolest. Right. Man, nigga, that's what was goin' on.     So like, we laughin' and laughin', and then I'm like, nigga, it's so gotta be wrong with this nigga, you feel me?  So I don't pay no attention to it. Couple days ago, I pound with him again, nigga, and I'm askin' him questions and he just smilein' and not really answerin' him. You feel me? And nigga, I had to ask him off him. I'm like, bro, so wrong, bro, he got laced. You feel me?  That's him now. Yeah. If you hear me versus a nigga, I have all the motherfuckin' George and feel like he's supposed to like a young black nigga or somethin' that you feel like, nigga.   Something both of y'all said, both of them niggas, like you said, was the man. No, he was who you said.  So, yeah. Listen, I'ma tell you, listen.  When I say he was a, he was a baseball prospect. It was doin' they thing. He been bonvastic since ninth grade. Pitchin', shot a throwin' 94, 95 mile-per-hour fad ball at ninth grade. You feel me? At Thera High School, niggas know who he is.  Niggas, he happen so fast, you feel me?  Tell him I'm a real natural woman, but like y'all, the freshest nigga in the school, he gettin' all the holes you want. He fuckin' them.  I seen it, I seen it with my own eyes. My boy, I swear.  That's too far, DC, that's too far. No, it ain't.  In high school though. Okay. You see what I'm sayin'? So it was like, okay, these my niggas' brand, these niggas' turks, all I gotta do is play my part.  That's what I'm sayin'.  You gettin' out the car. I'm straight. I ain't even dragged. I ain't gotta do that, I just gotta get out the car. I gotta do it, get out the car. With the men's. I'm good. I'm in the car, DJing.  Oh, they're a little young. Everybody young, two, three year old to me. Oh, they're a little young, crazy. Thanks. Man, I'm a nigga.   Hey, y'all want to go buy pay-bald guns and shoot people out of the night? They like, let's do it, let's go! I'm like that! So, you feel it! But it was like, that was the type of time we was on, we was that young, and then we had some fun. So we, when, all right, now it's time for him to hit in real world. So people don't understand. You said life hit him first. Life hit him first. You know. Meaning? Meaning, when he had his first child. Okay. And I don't think, bro, got your handle, baby. People don't, he ain't handle, you gotta understand. A lot of people don't understand, real life is different when you, when you're a child in school, you gotta go to school every day and intervene with real life. After school, you ain't doin' school in real life all the time. That's what a guy did, is? You see what I'm sayin'?   You talkin' back. From eight to three, you doin' real life activities now. You see what I'm sayin'? You better be. So a lot of people don't know how to navigate in real life.  But when in real life hit him, just all happened to a child and he went with his baby mama. It altered him because he always was. It was goin' good for him, bro. You see what I'm sayin'? Sometime when one look, when it ain't goin' your way, a lot of people don't know how to shake that. No, they don't. No, they don't. That's the, that's it. They start altering. He never smoked. Smokin' cigarettes. You know how he would never smoke no cigarettes? He's scratchin', he scratchin' cause he ain't the man no more. So now he alterin' before you know it, he hit one bad blunt. And now his mind says it's... We, everybody who know him there, they're like, man, what's up? I be like, bro, I don't know. I don't know what y'all know, bro. I know. You feel me? All we can do is just give them some help. Yeah. That's been real. We blunt, what's in that blunt? I smoke my own weed. You know why I buy weed? Too smoked. So I won't have too smoked with nobody.  Let it match. Let it match. What you want to smoke with me so bad for? For two years I used to be nervous smokin' with people. Let it match up. Bruh, what you want to smoke with me so much?  I don't smoke with me. I don't even pass. My blunt ain't pass the blunt.  Then you should. I keep me. It's, it's so much weed. It's weed, just like, anywhere.  We the only motherfuckers on the comedy scene with weed. Everybody wants one. I swear to God, like motherfuckers come out. Outta here. Hey man, you think I can hit, hey man, where your weed at? Nigga? Where is yours, bruh? Like, where is your, you know what I'm tellin' you? I, oh, weed in the woods. And especially when like, we in the studio or something or nigga, we at the club or something.   I say, bro, you just came from out in the world like I did, didn't you?  All the weed houses. Yeah. You ain't stoppin' none of these bitches. And you know them all for they wanna hit your blunt?  You know they ain't been a thing to smoke out the pound. Yeah, like, get away from me, bro. Like, nigga, you don't got no backpacks. You took a three five out the pound? You took a three five out the pound. I don't want any time to smoke. But bloods is welcome when nigga ain't got no bloods. That's the thing. Like, that's the thing.   I'm weedin' smokin' that nigga. I trust, I trust a lot of my niggas, you know.  You feel me?  And the great thing about it, I used to, I used to just pop in. So my tolerance, the weed ain't even how I used to be no more. You know I used to smoke your stindo by myself.  Get into it. Man, that's happy, man.  But I, but the dead meat, though, it's a muscle thing, it's a trick. I know you got my blunt. So even if I didn't want to smoke, I'm gonna come back. Hey, let me, let me hit that, that I gave you. That right? That ain't it. You feel what I'm sayin'? You know, it's, it's, it's, it's really like blood. I hold it.  They been holdin' it. You didn't hold it. I see you. You ain't smoke it. I know you. You put it out. You give it to me too. I smit it. I smit it. I didn't even pull it out. I didn't even pull it out of the pocket. Cause you know why? I see, I see what you put out of it. You ain't had no way to put it out. You put it out right now. They become a detective. Got that business in the pocket. Left pocket. Pull it out, then. Pull it out. Put it out. Pull that blood out. Are you still smokin'? Yes.  Man, man. I'm gonna hold these sneaks.  Man, you can take the roaches, but nigga, don't be takin' no half of blood, nigga. That's not what I'm gonna wake up with. And know what you lookin' for, too? They like, what you lookin' for, that blood? Yeah! Where is that? Yeah! They didn't tell you right now. Who got that from? He know.  I'm gonna shoot nigga. Hold on. Reconciliation wax, man. Hey, the first time I went to go to vote for Barack Obama, nigga, I ain't... The rocks know your blood? No, I was on... I don't know what's going on. I ain't know what's going on. I was on my way to vote. I gotta go. You went on your way? It was the day. It was the first time I was going to vote. And I just rolled the blood. And I ain't even hit it.  It was an important day, too. So I came back and I was like, nigga, what am I bloodin'? And he was like, oh, such, such, too good. I was like, so you let him up for a come in, take him out. Now, did you go ask if nothing had it? It's gone now. Hold on, hold on, wait, wait, just hear me out. Just hear me out.  Yeah, the nigga that he said had it. He did, because the nigga didn't smoke. So what the nigga did take it? Yeah, he took it. But it's the principle. You let somebody take it. He let somebody take it. Come in here. You came in, you let them come in.  This is our blood. This is me and you, nigga. This is our blood, but what's on the evening here? It's your position. Don't care if you don't smoke or not. This over there by the old, old, old, old, what's it called? Yeah. One hand, whip it to the, one hand, whip it to the.  Just so when I see him, I know he a blunt still.  You ain't gonna see him. Y'all want to know, too. You got the no-niggas, what you are. You're the whole community. But the bag of motherfuckers just like, ain't man, don't take that.  Man, he ain't even supposed to take it out the a** truck. Yeah, he ain't supposed to take nothing, man. You see what this one's about? That's what you see what this one's about.   What you want it for? Now, listen, I used to be a weed here, but I never, I wasn't a weed junkie. I want to take the roaches and roll the roaches. I did have a phone. I had a string in it. You was a borderline right here. I had a string in it, I had a string in it. No, and the hobo, nigga, I was a porter.  I understand. That's what's going on, motherfucker.  We ain't got to explain nothing, nigga. You roll the roaches and me, I will give you the roaches. $10 at a time, we ain't.  When you had to buy weed, $10 at a time. But see, me, see, this one was like me. I don't really have $25. But what error though? This one, like me, because I've never had a quarter. What error? But I could do a three-five with a me back in the day. What error? What error? Because $10 means you get you a lot of weed, nigga. Yeah, but it wasn't. It was roaches, but niggas were smoking roaches. I was 6, 07, but we were still going on to get on to the loud. I did, yeah. 05, 06, 07 was that really popcorn stretch. 05, 06. Popcorn stretch. Corns. Ants. Corns. $25 quarters, nigga. You blow one of the bitches. Yeah. If you had a quarter of a me, you would get them. Look, man. I waited ten. When I waited ten, I stayed. I knew I was making $25. He's smoking. Huh? I knew when I waited tables, I knew I was part. I would make $25. My first $25, that would put me at zero, because that's going for a quarter. Right. And then I would make that. You know what I'm saying? That's what I'm saying?  I have a $200 night or something. But you got weed. But I know that $25, that first little $25 I get, I'm like, bam, that's on the side.  No, no, no. Well, you had a set. What's the head if it was the 40? $80 ounces. Man, hell, yeah. No man said, man, I can use shape for 50. Shit. Yeah. About $2,001, it was $50 ounces. I was about to shake. I went? About $1,001. $2,001. I mean, we first got expensive.  I remember when we.  Yeah, yeah. About this much weed was like $50. $50. Shit. That's really good.  Tell you, I was the people that they tried it on. $20 for the skin. We was a generation from the mid to see what they lied with him on. Shit. Because I remember when they were $800 ounces, because I listened to the dope when they talked. Yeah. They were $800, and it was on the Cush and Perk. Guess who gave it the first name, and I just heard it on the song, nigga, who started naming the loud packs in the South.  And ever since then, it ain't been no more Cush and Perk. It been names. Youngblood, he said I'm smoking presidential. George Bush. Yeah. He said that's it. Niggas been like, what are you smoking on? Like, ain't that presidential? What? Then they got down. Then that George Bush. Like, yeah. That's Cush. I don't care if I'm saying presidential, too. Smoked over that presidential. Yeah. My heart will beat so fast, man. See, I think I'm good. They put the actual twist on them like, you know what? Yeah. Put the... We been saying presidential, but which one? Right. Right, there we go.  Then tell them play packed. Right. It took me a nickname, man. No.  Man, I'm tired of all the dessert, man. Dance runs and dance runs, consider if you want to call it dance. And this gelato, and this gelato. And you know what? We're gonna mix it up. That's clicky, and that's clicky. And that's O.G., and that's O.G. That's what it's gonna be.  As long as it bitches, as long as it smoke. Oh, that's how it matters. That's it. Yeah, not no air pack.  I'm making these. No, I didn't.  Oh, yeah. We ain't gonna make out. Who doing it? Nigga, take this patch. Right here.  They gonna call it? Yeah, baby, United. United pack. United pack. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But that's what I'm saying.  It smelled good.   I'm telling you what you gotta do.    No, that's just Colorado. Oh, what? That's all the time in Colorado.  No, Colorado we ain't do this. Thank you. What is that? What is that?  I thought I was tripping, bro. I love, yo. So is this CBD? Midway. Yeah. Ain't Colorado weed. Nigga Denver. Trash. Thank you. That's what I said. Why? Why? That's your deal. Because the way it's brewed, it's in the mountains, it's in the mountains, it's in the mountains, it ain't got, it ain't, it ain't what it needs. It ain't, it ain't right. That's why it's so poofy.   You gotta smoke. I smoke deer and blood. You know who got some good street weed? Who got some good street weed? We know who got some good street weed? No cap. No cap. Oakland. LA, of course. LA, all LA. Oakland, of course. Anywhere in California. Anywhere in California. Second, that I know for a fact. Come on.   Okay, okay. Every time. I'm talking about don't let me down. Okay. Don't let me down. Let's see, this the guy, this the thing. The thing is, the thing is, the thing is we got the dispensaries, right? But the dispensaries, like they caught on and they businesses and a couple of them bitches driving like a motherfucker but the reason why it took a little longer and motherfuckers didn't really know that Detroit has legal weed spots because it's so much street weed that's good. That's good. After motherfuckers. You feel me? Hey, the dispensaries, buy their weed from the streets. You feel me? Like, I have a new one.   You feel me? You know what I'm saying?  Somebody pull it up. It's just always... You're going to get yourself good weed in Detroit and all that. And some food. What you going to? I'm going to see them out of Mid County. You see where you going? I'm going to see them out of Mid County. What's up with that? Mid County? I'm in now. What's that? There's something on the east side. What's that? On the east. Oh, the east? Where's Ms. Connys? Ms. Connys on the corner? Oh, Connys and Barbara? There's something on the right there on the corner. Yeah, son. He's got some good brotha. He talking about good brotha. Good brotha. We're not going to click. What is it? Downtown. Damn. Yeah. I'm trying to stay where they at. You be the 846 pancakes. No cap. No, that's crazy. Click? Yeah, click. You go on. Pancakes, they get the applesauce. You feel me, my fucking? Yeah. I'm going to straight that. Strict that. Straight. And I got straight now. Word. Yeah, that, that, that.   My whole life, I was around too. She got the pancakes with the corn in it. No cap. I can't do that. I don't like everybody to touch. What? Excuse me. Don't put that grits over there. Scoot that, scoot that over there.  Not right now. Like this.   They're supposed to be mixed with like... There's two little things right here. They can't touch. They can't touch. Your egg? My grits only eat egg like that. My grits can't touch my pancake. Okay. But I'm going to get my grits in a bowl. And I'm going to get some turkey sauce. I'm going to put the turkey sauce in the bowl with the grits. You know what? I'm going to get me a biscuit, auntie. I'm going to get me a biscuit. I'm going to get me a new grit. And that turkey sauce. Oh, yes, sir. And then whatever this is, the pancake. And then get me a new one. I'm going to get another biscuit. Split that in half, put the turkey sauce in the middle. Now I got a sausage biscuit. Sausage, bread. Angry. And a pancake. I'm good. All I need is some head.  No cap. The niggas just made a breakfast order. No cap. The niggas said, he had the biscuit with the sauce in the middle with the grit. With the grit. with everything in one? After you just said you don't like your food to tuck. I don't like it to tuck. Cause all the food on company, all of the food. So you said some food can tuck. Some food can tuck.   You be like, honey. Yeah. The person can put syrup on everything. Put syrup on the entire pancake. I'm talking about not one time. That's me. Two, three times.   You just go crazy. See, condiments are supposed to ain't sent dishes. Now take them over.  You can ranch on everything.  I don't even ranch on a gauntlet. I don't want to take pancake, put it in water. And you eat it. Oh, I'm definitely finna put them pancakes. I'm finna, like, I'm slapping the pancake in the grits. No, no, no, no, you ranch on everything.  That ain't, that ain't, that ain't. That ain't, that ain't. That ain't, that ain't. That ain't, that ain't, that ain't. That ain't, that ain't, that ain't.  Oh, no, no, it ain't. I'm banging up in the pancake.  Ranch on the stack. I'mma hit this, I'mma hit the serve first. Who put ranch on it?  Don't invite me to breakfast. I'm so due to respect. No, midnight, no, midnight, just black it in here. Now it's midnight. Why I gotta be the state of the black? No, because I have to know, you see, who's with you? Yeah, I'm talking to everybody. Can you buy this? I'll be there next week.  But then they ain't put ranch on everything. But I'm the blackest. Hema gotta, hema gotta submit taste.  What's wrong with it? He put ranch on the steak. Yeah, that's correct. With ranch on tacos.  Man, you don't know the change.   No, the fuck, you know?  It might be a back story to it.  At all. When that was your man, you were just a man. That story's not supposed to be good with nothing. No, it's not. Then that sauce, that's just supposed to come out with the seeds. I bought the whole sauce. The seeds. Seared in that. No cow. No cow. It's a story about a kid in that, bro. That dude probably was a kid. And McDonald's forgot his sauce with his nuggets and that nigga was the straw. Oh, really? He was ranching. And he just went to. He was like this way, he was like ranching. He was like this way. He was like ranching. He was like ranching. He was like ranching. He was like ranching. He was like ranching. He was like ranching. And this is all I had. When you motherfuckers was on that, it's 25 cents a cup. It's kind of good. You need to convince yourself.    That was cool.   Full of ranch. That's why I tell people when they see myだ, all my burned. I want everything like.   It's a ranch community nigga. And they like to hit me.  Don't put heavy steel, like everything.  It's a, I tell you, condiments are supposed to accent you. Not a lot. It ain't supposed to take it over. Condiments are supposed to accent me. It's supposed to what? Accent. It's supposed to help it. It ain't supposed to just take it like with the pancake and then you want the syrup to... You hear me? You feel me?  So then you feel me? Now I like canning syrup too. That's how it's supposed to be. Canning syrup, you like canning syrup? No, no, no, no. Oh, sweet too, boy. Because look, if you, now watch this. If you get the canning syrup and you get the pancake with the crisp on the edge, like them pancakes, they're ripe. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Yeah, I don't know. Ripe. Uh-huh. And then you feel me with the crisp on the edge? Like when you got the crunch in, in the sauce. The only thing that you get at canning syrup, that's that shit, man. Hey, man, this is the 85 South Shore.  You ain't niggas, we all rarely eat breakfasts. You ain't gotta teach niggas how to eat breakfasts, man. I know how to make out, as you see. I got canning syrup and I make my crispy. Ooh, my bad. That's an issue about my mind. It was crispy. It hit me. The prettiest thing ever. I didn't chew that chip yet. Is it over? Nah, it went out. You got a chip on the top. It don't. That's it. That ain't gotta be slow motion. Now that was it. It ain't gotta be slow motion. You never care. OG, we gotta get one in. No cap. I know he is on. The third, they don't go to the studio all the year.  No cap. I ain't got nothing going on with that. Work it. Put it in.  You wanna come on? Why not? Yeah, yeah, I do. All right. I'm just gonna get going on.  It's a show. No, I came as a guest before. You did? You did, kind of. You like that? Yeah. You gotta do it again. You need to do it again. Did anybody else really care? Yeah, y'all had, y'all had, it was, I think as Tee doing everything, then y'all had me and Marty Moog on the couch. Oh, yeah. Okay. Let me move your hand. You feel better now? Yeah, yeah, yeah.    I was like 12, boy.  That's why I'm a real family.  I seen him on the curb first.  He's like a watch since the base. I watch Cameraman the Rat since the curb. I watch Chris Paul since the curb. I watch J.J. Reddit since the curb. Meet me up. You know who the best battle rapper of all time is? You know what I'm saying?    Come on. I see in your eyebrows. I don't know anything. We ain't never lost by battle rats. I don't know anything. Come on, man. You keep this. I don't know anything.  Come on. Who the best battle rapper? You know this nigga, know this nigga. It ain't like a rapper comedian relationship. Like this is my nigga. I feel like Porter.  Oh, nigga. You ain't never seen this nigga. You don't know the realest battle rapper that I've ever seen. You ain't never seen the video of this nigga. It's an old internet video. I think I know what he do. But it's Porter. OK, so they was having a rap battle at the high school. And they was videotaping it. But it looked like he kind of sneaked it. He looked a little. He looking off. Right. He looked a little off. He looking off. When he go off, it's like, yeah. I'm the best man I did.   It's you. I got to look at Eli. He ain't got no cap. You ain't ever seen the legend Eli Pila.  What?   Let me think. I haven't seen this nigga for so long. I don't know what it is. The nigga that they seen it was Gucci Mane. When they put his picture, they put his picture on the. You don't know Eli Porter. First of all, he come out to see me. I ain't even kept cussing to him. Man, you don't sound like this. No. Him. I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. He talk about the nigga in the blue. I don't know what he's saying. Yeah. They talk about, aw, he ain't dancing. Bro.  They can't get mad.  They told him he can't be cussing. They told him he can't be cussing? Yeah. He got mad before. Yeah. Blind period. Blind period. Go. Oh, yeah.  If you want to see the goat of battle rap, look up Eli Porter.  I'm not going. Whatever, bruh. I ain't going with y'all. You can debate whatever you want. We ain't done over there. He said I messed up, but I ain't done over there. I don't like that. Yeah. It's about you running from the kid.  I ain't done over there. You called it. Who would you say? Who better than that? He called it. He the best, man. He made it.  He's trying to sit up with the straight pants. Damn. No.  That's hilarious. Man. You need to be holding it. If I'm going, if you were on that, I'm going, damn, where's my nigga now? See? Can't be that good. You don't remember the name.  Can't be that good. I gotta go. I gotta talk to Sam. I just can't. I'm gonna tell you. I got a whole squad. I'm in that line. I got a whole squad.    For real, we just talking real. We with niggas like Eli Port. Nah, man. Okay. I mean, whoever y'all name is going to be like second. I can't convince them. Niggas? Niggas?  Eli to go. So whoever you say is extra. No cap. I already know who number two. So we pick a real nigga. We pick a real nigga. Not pick a Eli Port, man. Who number two? Who number two? Tyler. My favorite. Tyler. Tyler. Tyler. Tyler. Hot fire. Hot fire. I can't think. Let me see. I like clean paper, but he won my favorite. But that's biased because I know that nigga. But it's fine. No, he's fine.   You feel me? He'll throw us in the battle. Calico. Cal. Cal. I like, I like K-Shine. My fucking. Okay. Uh, Breeze Rothstein. Breeze Doha. I mean, watching Breeze sister. Sister. Good sister. He a motherfucker. No cap. Breeze Doha. Um, AF. I like AF. AF? AF. I'd fall for that. CS. CS. CS like the young girl. But you know who CS remind me of? Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. You said Carl? Carl was considered. You got a suit, sir. For sure. Got B magic. For sure B magic.  Yeah, Twerk, huh? When he ain't mad, Charlie Clegg over touch. I really can't say that.    But not on that.   No, I know what you're talking about. He ain't know what's going on. But even on that tip, though, when you know what, he's gotta really be saying and know what's going on. He really be out acting.  You want to go ball for ball? Jaja.  You feeling me? Jaja. There's a lot of niggas that really go crazy, man. That's how I do it. Yeah, yeah. I feel you. The other two niggas from Detroit that be tag team. Marv, Marv Warner. Oh, yeah. Marv Warner. I can't take the other nigga name. Tate Rock. Tate Rock. Yo, Tate Rock, huh? DNA goes, too. DNA. Everybody go crazy. They go crazy. They go crazy. Tate Rock, huh? Tate Rock, huh? About four times. Oh, okay. He talking about four times. Tate Rock, huh? She run her. Oh, she run? Look, go crazy. She run her. She run her.  I ain't know my baby. He autistic. Or something like that. Yeah. Nigga, she run her. Nigga, she run her. She run her. Nigga. Nigga. Nigga. Hell nah. Watch. What you want to bet? Nah. I promise you. You're talking about the white battle rapper, right? Yeah. Yeah. Nigga, watch his dick. No. Watch it. You know, have you ever met anybody autistic? Yeah. Panthers to him. Oh, I don't know. I would know. I don't know. Well, maybe when he rapped on the beat.  Panthers to him. No cap. But he smart his hand on. Maybe he's just nervous. Nigga, all the black-tissed people are smart. He ain't ever seen Rayman. No cap. Nigga, they be smart. They're no motherfucker. No cap. Smart. I'm talking about beyond smart. Yes, nigga. Yeah. You just got to accept people for who they is. He a bad motherfucker. No cap. You don't know who I'm talking to. I still don't know. Because you don't have to panthers and all that. Shit. You don't really talk to white people like that. Does he want people to know? Damn. I told him to do a secret. What are you talking to white people? What are you talking to white people, man? You got a point.   I don't know it a lot of way. I mean, I do. I know a few white people you're pulling up on. You heard you need one. I mean, I got the words I need. I know a few white people, but I don't know. I'm a hard talker. I got enough. I got enough. I got enough. I got enough of you guys. How you thinking of me? I got enough of you guys. I'm talking to white people. I'm talking to white people. I got a gang of white friends. Of course, yeah. I got a bunch of men to get home with. I got to get everybody. You never know. I pull up with a whole agent. I had a agent on the way. I came with my best friends too.  Oh, yeah? He still don't know what's in there? No. But he doing this thing on MTV, though? That's what's up. Yeah. That's what's up. Shout out to the race gum, too, then. Yeah, man. Shout out to Esther Koo. Shout out to Esther. Yeah. You know what's up? You know what's up? Yes, I know what's up. You know what's up? What happened to Jen? What about Bubba Sport? Jen?  What happened to Jen? Did Bubba Sport get Asian? I know. He was just a white person. Oh, God. He probably ain't at this. I mean, where? At this? No, LaGrange. He from LaGrange, Georgia. He from LaGrange, Georgia? Ain't he a pastor now? Who passed the Bubba Sport? Pass the Bubba Sport. Pass the Bubba Sport. Pass the Bubba Sport. Get it right.  Get with Christ. Get it right.  Get with Christ. 2 minutes left. Bring it back 2 minutes. Bring it back 2 minutes. Break this club. Dare you pain canvas. That ain't about what you do. You can find an old pastor's... That's it right there. I bet it probably is a path to some way. It's either he a pastor or he skinny as him. It's a nigga I know right now that's a pastor.   He would try his best to get you kicked out of school. Oh this is like a parent professional in my school. Oh what? A parent professional. It's like there ain't no teacher but you gotta walk and talk it. The extra text. You can be in the hallway. A volunteer? It's like a bonus teacher. They're not a volunteer.  You know the slow class might, the ratio might be out. No, cause even in that class they got a teacher. You ain't got no classroom or what. You gotta walk and talk it in the hallway. And you just there. We need you to say it's two of them coming down the hallway. That's all we need you to do. Yeah snitch. Oh big time.  Big time. All right. Now he is a whole pastor. I wouldn't like that in high school. Pasta. He was a student? No he was a, he was a, he was a go for it. No, no, no. People are not, they don't even let no student walk around, no walk and talk.  Get out of the walk and talk, nigga.  This pastor might, give me a walk and talk, nigga. You better not tell him. Hell no. What? No cat.  Y'all ain't a paraprofessional? Parapro, that's what they call them. How do you know? We ain't cheating there. Yeah. We had them too. We had security guard, police, paraprofessionals. It was like, somebody got to be on duty. Like, ain't nobody just not in the hallway. Somebody got to be on the, be like, we still booked.  Bro, we had a police officer.  He had his own office. Okay. So y'all had a mini-princy? It was like a little jail. Oh, we had what?  They take your head down there with the cameras. Quick, his hand with the handcuffs on. What? No, Cal. Hell, yeah. Well, you said your fraction wasn't precinct, because you either going to get suspended or go to jail if you're going to jail. Are you going to jail? You're getting them handcuffs. No. Yeah, you going to jail. I'm not going to jail. I'm not going to school. You going to jail. You ain't going to put your name in the paper. I'm going to jail. They can't even got me. We had a small town too. Everybody going to call your mama. Is he all right? So what? Y'all got him out. That's hilarious. What the heck? Nobody in the hallway. Fuck. I got a lot up in school with nobody in the hallway. I don't pissed off nobody. Nobody seen this shit?  Yeah, man.  No, I'm not in here. It's a whole show going on out here. And they're calling me over here by 17 ground. Tripper. Oh, you got caught with the weed and stuff? No, I didn't. No, I didn't want them to see me. I wanted them to see me when I got locked up.  He didn't got up? Shit, we out here then. Nobody seen this shit? When he came back to school. When he came back to school. When he came back to school. See the word of mouth. The word of mouth so fast. When I came back, it was like they see anybody. I'm so goofy. They got to see it. They like, I don't put it in my hand. Call a name. Shit. Can you still, you ain't seen me in school then? How you getting locked up? I went in for three to eight.  They got at home? They out of the jail? The fuck?  They ain't no play-play. They had to see it because you would be the nigga, I'd be the nigga.  Right. But I believe in nigga if you tell what you got locked up like. We one just getting locked up. In high school? In high school? You're not getting locked up, bro. Once you get locked up, you're now in the system. Damn, bro, you got locked up in high school.  Would they let you come back to school? That's crazy, bro. Because you don't fool to count.  Not really slapping you on the wrist.  What you did was saying, what you did was you brought it to school properly. You tripping. Now all them felonies, be sure to slap you in the face with them because you brought it on school properly. And you are distributing, sir. They're sacked up in school. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.  With intent. With intent. With intent. And the no drugs on. Sack them up in the flow in your room. Big bag. Two for five. I got 52 bags in my nuts. My boy. 52 minutes at bag.  Banking.  You feel me? But when I got, I got banged up. I was 17 in the dorm room. It was my first time being the youngest nigga in a cell block. I was around a whole bunch of grown men.   Ain't no, ain't no kiddie jail. Oh, that was grown. Grown folk. I went up with grown folk. Yeah, yeah. I was the only baby. I was a real baby. How old you is, blood? You say I'm teen. What side you from?  Get up, nigga.  Boy, teen, man. They must be running out of news to lock up.  You a city nigga. Once you tap in and you know what's going on, it is what it is. No, I'm sure for sure. I like that braille too.    Ain't nobody really called the streets.  You don't want to be an okay.   Look who you in jail with, nigga. Homeless nigga.    He the real player with emotion and any type of anything.  That was just what I was saying.  It still bother you, but it don't bother you. You feel me? But it bother you because nigga is jail.  Like, I got like that while I was rapping.  Nigga is four-five and more than nigga screaming my lyrics. Nigga rapping.  I was saying the autographs in jail.  What? I feel them nurse titties. Nice ones. Who titties? The guards. The nurse. The nurse. That's crazy.    Because won't they go in there?  Yeah, nigga bring it. Bring it.   I ain't stay long, nigga.  I ain't stay long, nigga. It was like when them niggas was in belly.   I was like...  Nigga, you see what they doing in jail now?  Nigga cooking her bachi rice on the stairs. On the stairs, nigga. You know what I mean? Nigga, they're shooting videos.  Nigga, they're shooting music videos. I done tested these stairs. Y'all cooking athlete feet. All that. This ain't been in Harlem. This is fun guy. Nigga. No, no, no, no. See once he get hot.  Once he get hot. Yeah, yeah. This is sad, nigga.  Them niggas, them niggas. I mean, but do what you do, though. Make your time.  Nigga, they ain't never watching this. Nigga had a fashion show. Do your time. Do your time. They been cuddled up right on this boy. Aw, man.   You cook. How you cook? Get your pound, nigga. This mine. I'm gonna tell you. They cook on them stairs. Nigga niggas on the video. Nigga said he ain't gonna grab that butter from upstairs. Nigga said he ain't got anything. Nigga said he'll get the butter.  Nigga gonna cook up and watch these episodes, man. Go to another one. Go to another one. Nigga, I was 19. I did 30 one day. I didn't have $845. I didn't have $845. I said, man, don't need a trip. I'm thinking, dude, you look 30 one day. They want a 15 on that one. That was really 45. I was in there like, damn.   You feeling me?  And you got to pay a fine. We not hearing none of that. $845 or do 30 one day. And you got a month to pay us. I'm like, I need to go cap. I need to go out here and register my life to try to get our $845 off. I'm just gonna do 30 one day.  I should have did something crazy to get the $845 off because I did 30 one day trip. 30 one day is rough. That 30 one day was, it wasn't even rough. It was just, at that time, I'm gonna be 100. I don't really want to see. Could I do it?  Neal, no. Neal be like, Neal be like. No, but you got to understand. I was in the street.  No, I ain't saying, I ain't saying we're in a crazy time.  I had nothing going on. Thanks. My momma, it was hot. We was having a real hot sun.   Jail to pay it back.  When I get up out of here, the bad thing I want to feel is some AC, momma. I don't really call it AC.   And they like run it, then. Jail ain't time a new year.  Take off, man. The fuck? It got my mind right, like, okay, if I am in the streets, this will come with it.  Five, six years. I don't have to be in here no five, six years to understand that this is what y'all nigga do every day. 31 days was enough for me. To know that ain't what you want. Right. There you go. Like I said, you felt it. Yeah, okay. Navigate.   Oh, no, sir.   I was like, boy, you don't want to talk to me because, hey, you feel me? This is short stay.   And he be like, how long you bout to be in here?  I don't want to tell me how long you bout to be in here. I don't want to tell you because you get me in here. I don't want to tell you how long you bout to go home from here. Who don't know you? You ain't it. I'm trying to get out of jail before you got it. That nigga better than he want to have me. Hey, I'm trying to leave before you got to change clothes. Yeah. I'm trying to be out of it. Okay, so when I was in here. You in in jail today to make your chain close. So when I was in here with the weed on me, that was my whole goal. Let me get out of here before I get to the population to have to change. I fought the run and had some zazz with me. Fought the run and nigga had them in there.  They do. But they can't go back in. The nigga pulled me over and gave me a warning for my tent and asked for some ticket to the show. That cool? I want to get the niggas some tickets. I started to give them the ticket back and I'm like, that's your ticket to the show. You bring that. Fuckin' time out. Yeah.  They can't go in my mind. I took a pill. They can't. What kind of charge is that? They got you on tape admittedly. This is a fictitious show. Nigga, they done shot me with that tuberculosis shot.  I had to take that pill. This is the empire. I fought the run and got that tuberculosis shot. You got to take the tuberculosis shot. Every time you get locked up.  Got it tuberculosis shot when I got there, right?  I get locked up the first, the next day. They got to take a whole another tuberculosis shot. Now I got two mountains on my arm. I don't walk around here with two mountains. They think I'm sick. I'm like, no, these two tuberculosis shots. I get out of jail. Get locked back up. Don't vote like that. But you got to take another. I got two mountains on my arm. I got three tuberculosis shots.   I think they get it. I think they get it. I think they get it. I think they get it.  I refuse to take it. Hold on a minute.    I think they do what they should do. I'm gonna take it right now. Take that shot. Some random man shot some giz. You don't want to go to the mid-part. You, you thank you crazy.  You do not want to go to the mid-part in no giz here. That's terrible. Who? Them niggas up there for real crazy.  Please stay out of jail. Come back. They're here in the jillin' all night long. Then you're waiting. Them in the schedule.   No care. 6 o'clock, 10 o'clock, 3 o'clock.  We're just nuts up at four in the country. Wake up. No, no, no. Wake up at four.  Now when you fix your bed up, put the V in the tissue. Bitch, put the V in the tissue. Tisha, you want me to put a V in the tisha?  Put the V in the tisha, guy. No cap.  It was like, I know what's going on.  Chang-Kang County, this is the same thing every day and on my, two week, one week, you gon' be doin' that. Ain't nothin' new.  Yeah, we can see it. Yeah, we can see it. Damn, where you find this one?  Damn, you had a moment. Yeah. Flashback.    Don't let it go to the cage, man.   Yeah, it don't take long. I swear it's designed, though. No cap. We gotta stay prayed up and just do your thing. You don't put yourself in a situation to go to jail. That be my one, too. See at the end of the day, it ain't really about that. It's about, if you understand that you a man, I understand what come with it. If I'm ever, I understand that. I understand that. I understand what I did. I know what come with it. No, bro, I'm saying, I'm saying, that's just, it's all accountability. You just don't put yourself in the mud for it.  No cap. Maybe I'll say I have no reason. No cap. What you over there for? You always just over there.  You get caught up in a raid or something. You get pulled off.   Shoulda been at the crib anyway. But not only that, you got to, you riding around with a clown in the car. That man. And then you gonna smoke. Who, raid? What? What type of criminal are they?  What type of binning man are you, sir?    So don't keep more weed than you can eat. Oh. What happened? No cap.  Yeah, don't keep more weed than you can eat. Or that you don't ride, ride.  But then what I'm saying?  I'm talking about like snapping to a slim gym. Y'all have.  Why would you ride around with 14 ground and you got on boxes? You ain't got no box of breed. You don't even know how to cut it real quick. Oh, what it is? That my dick, man. Chill out. Stop playing me. They winning my draw. If they going your draw, then you already know what type of nigga you deal with. You like sheen. You need a gold medal, sir. Cause the first one didn't fight y'all.  I said, just wipe him or you grab him. You don't found the jackpot. You deserve this one. They gone like, what happened? I'm like, well, you know that nigga did for this one. I'm like, well, he went and found that one. I ain't a chief of nuts. Chief of nuts. Oh, you saw it's a nutsack. And probably got a gold medal. No, Paul, yeah.   Dude, he tried to fake what?   I was like, nah. Give it up, buddy.  For him to declare that if it's real or not.   Give me the gold. That ain't you. You stand right there. They gone call the lady over there. Sir, sir, do you think you need to tell us before he does this? Uh-uh. I go with the lie all the way to there. Babe, I don't know what you're talking about.  I was trying to act like he was crunching on us. Baby, squeeze. Ah, you're out. Shit. Hey, look at that.   I'm in one type. We got pulled over. Now, we stealing out of cars, right? We got a backpack full of radio.  It's on the pole, he pulled us over. I don't know why I did what I did. I just played sleep. Played sleep. I didn't even fell out in the car when they opened the door. They opened the door. Oh, no, no, no.  What, what, what, what? What's all the good? I'm like, I don't even know what you're talking about. I been sleepin' for three hours. Everybody in the back of the pathway and talkin' what you done? I'm like, I done it. I done it. I was sleepin'. I done it. I done it. I done it. I done it. I done it. I done it. I done it. I done it. I done it. I done it. I done it.  The mother fuckin' asked way too many questions.  Cause that come with it cause when you get locked up, don't call nobody.   Thanks.  Oh fuck, look, can you loan me $3,000 for it? And this is another thing.  How I know where?  How I know where? Don't ride with niggas if you don't know their real first name.  Don't ride with niggas.  If you don't know a nigga real first name, don't ride with niggas.  Fast. Because you don't know a nigga lying, right? But you don't know, like, what situation he in lying in and what he in lying about. You hear me? I'm in a car in my home, but I've been knowing niggas to manage you.  You hear me? No, it's daddy, mama, all that knows full name.  You hear me? I'm trying to roll over and ride. You can drive a truck, bro.  So he driving in dog with no headlights. Man, listen. Where you going? You probably be like, I don't know why they flash and they like that. The officers say it. The officers say it. All right, where your idea? I mean, where your license at? The nigga don't got his license. That's strike one.  Me and my other whole way, the best you look at your license, here you go.  What's his name? So the nigga last name. I know his last name. This nigga say his last name is the street that we just came off of. Nigga, look at this nigga. I don't want to punch out nigga, but if the police, the lady, she knew who I was. You feel me? I had all the paperwork to save the truck. That's the only reason we go. I don't want to punch it out this nigga. What street was it nigga? Maxwell. The Roger Maxwell. That nigga say his name was Jamal Maxwell.  Because what if he would have been on, my name's Jamal Fulton Industrial. What is on third?  Nigga say his name is Maxwell. Nigga say his name is Maxwell. That's the nigga. He just don't want the police to come back. So how long you been knowing Albert?  Who is Albert? The driver. Oh, the nigga name Albert. He's talking about Rob. Y'all ain't never been in a situation when they got the back seat at the conference. And like, why he want the hat? And he just got to talk. They're using his hands.  If you go under... You don't want to get pulled over with one of them niggas who think they know the lot, though. Man. Them the worst niggas.  Why you need my ID? Man, you need to get that man your ID. Why you need my ID? Because he got mine. Still right you said that.  Man, you turn it into the police.  I got this officer. Sir, are you going to cooperate? Give me your ID.  He tell me, I can't go to jail. Well, why you thought you were going? You don't want to go home? You don't think you're going home? I can't go to jail. You don't think you're going home? Everybody can go home.   I can't go to jail. What do you mean you can't go to jail? Y'all, you doing something wrong right now? I think it's even worse when you get back. You in a room? I think it's worse when you get pulled over by a black police officer.  That's how it is. I don't want to do my job, Anthony. They left the wife. Sir, I was just pulling you over to let you know you were going a little fast and could you slow it down? All right, have a good night.  Pop the hood. Man. I mean, they used to go, uh, man.  Man. Hell, I want my home guys to talk about it.  They think it'd be happening. They did.  No, I want my home guys to call the police. You're not glad with this. Man, she fucking... I was going to take this church.  We're taking no church.  They got two guns. They got two guns? I can't go to jail. You a girl, what are these ones? They put you in that big bag in the hall. And then the police be in the window. Who's you trying to negotiate? Who's that? Give us a second.  It's his gun, but they my booze. It's my booze. They my booze. I never forget we were round, round. I paid for it. They my booze. They my big booze. They my big booze. He just hanging with them and taking me hang. Lil' G goes to the bathroom. Yeah, I'm going to take a jail. I'm going to take a jail. I'm going to take a jail. I'm going to... I'm going to the traumatizer. I'm scared anybody's going to the bathroom. Lil's ain't coming back man. I'm going to take my booze, bro. He ain't no time to scream, nigga, at all.  So this nigga pull out. Just like how your home gonna pull out. No hit like... We tell them they go twit.   Soon we said they go twit. He come out and get that...  So you can tell if the nigga rich or something. Right? He go down to his sock. He like... Oh man, we got these crack on there. He like... What you tell me? You like... Man, I got the... I got the goddamn... The grime in my pocket, man. He like... Man, hold it motherfucker. Man, we in the bathroom. He like...  We not gonna tell, but I'm gonna drain your intake.  Let's start playing.  Put it where they go.  Get that crack out in between his toes. This nigga here, he don't even need to be here.  Look, no cap. They say we got this crack on us. Not even that nigga, when we told them they gonna pull it out here. He like...  He was smoking. No, he was just coming out the gas and you know how all he got to do is play it. He probably ain't gonna play it.  He just play it cool. All we say is, they go to here to the right, bro. Well... We like, man, here we go. So we said, they're not behind us. They're parked. They're parked.  You made them come behind us. They had to crank that car up and put it in drive.   What? That's what happened. It must have been his first time, man. No, it was his first time. You know how niggas been in the trap and you my fault, bruh.  You know, I forget my kin for it. You know what I'm saying? But we really holding the trap down. He feel like he got leverage because he cool with me and we really holding the trap down. Look, he ain't movin' that dope man there. And I just seen you trip out with a grime in your toes, nigga.  Get that gun. Don't put nothin' by him. Get by the dope. Don't even get by the dope.  He can't drive for nobody. He can't serve nobody. He can't do nothin'. They might be here late a little week. No cow. He gettin' up out of here. Well... Well, we just seen comin' out that gas station, my boy. We was doin' anything. Everybody gone. Now, we was doin' nothin'. Why don't go to the gas station? We was really in the fall. We couldn't wait to get back to the gas station. That's why I don't go to the gas station. Late at night. I don't go. That's a trap. I don't go in the morning. We're in the old people in the... It depends. I ain't goin' there. I ain't goin' there. You ain't supposed to. You ain't supposed to. That's the rule. You don't get no gas late night. Yeah, I know. I don't know. It depends. I still do. Yeah, I know. If I need it, cause I don't want to do it in the morning.   I'm gettin' some fuckin' gas.  I should be this nervous to get gas. I'm always... Get it early.  Get by yourself. I got that fat-ass blicky on me. Get it early. That be clutch. I'm so nervous.  No cat. They be like, what's up?   It's three o'clock in the morning, bro.    Hey, how you doin'? What you doin'? It's 3.30. We on alert.  It's 3.30.    This is your car, man. Y'all niggas that came in here and bought some honey buns. Get in the car. Get in the fuckin'... I know what time it is. Niggas in the back seat got them gloves. It ain't cold out here. Get in the car.  But guess what? I gotta watch y'all niggas. Get in the car. Damn. No cat. It's sad, bro. Even though it's a particular spot right there on KKK, nobody can go to the gas station. But it's so busy. It's non-stop traffic.  In traffic. Ain't even goin' nowhere. You see in your car. Niggas walkin' up on the color. For real, man. You ready to go home?   They just gonna be jumpin' in on the passenger seat. Let me ride with you. Run me up here. What are you doin'? Run me up here. They ride. That's why you gotta be safe. He prayed up, bro. You gotta move how they move. Shit. That's why I know how I move. I still be lookin' like I'm up to something. I'm not goin' to the store right now at 2.30 in the morning.  Ain't goin' to goddamn store at 2.30 in the morning. I know. I'm thirsty. I need a ginger ale. I'm old. I want a nigga that... I need my drink before I go into the house. I need my...  My stomach gonna be sick. I need my goodie pie. And I need my ginger ale. Nah, yeah. That's how I sleep at night. I need my ginger ale. I need my ginger ale. I'm a goodie pie. That's how I sleep at night. I keep me a ginger ale. I keep me a ginger ale. I just burners in the church. Burners? I don't know. Y'all got a red rock? Red rock, boy.  Rock n' rock? Get you a red rock.  Where's the red rock? It's a ginger ale.   Red rock. Red rock got some... ain't bad.   That shit...    I don't know who told black people ginger ale was medicine. It is. It is. Because it's ginger. They don't even know that... It do settle your stomach. Because it's ginger. That's ginger to get you in. And it's ale.  Whatever wrong with you. I don't know what the ale is. But I know it's ginger. What ale is? Whatever ale is. Why you ask me? I don't know. I didn't know they say ginger ale. So they like... Ginger ale, but the ale is in here, too. But what's the ginger? Ginger, the actual ginger. Yeah, the ginger. Ginger ale. It's strong like that. You can't even taste it. I guess the ale will take that taste away. Because ginger is really strong. Boy! Why we on this subject? I'm gonna tell y'all right now. I think... Ooh!  Mm-hmm. I puttin' around and found some organic oregano. Listen. Listen to me. Listen to me. Then they just made a breaking announcement for some oregano. No, it ain't just... It ain't just a breaking announcement. We got to be... You got to be careful. Taking oregano.  And they say you don't put it...  Don't even take a drop. Take all the oregano. All the oregano. Yeah! I'm to my natural.  I took the little... The two. Got one drop.  He didn't... I thought... Okay. I feel the spice. I'm like... Ooh! Come on, Lord.  You know the spice that's so strong when it stops your respiratory... Your respiratory... Mm-hmm. It's like you're breathing because it's so spicy when you can't breathe. That's how you supposed to take it? You're supposed to take a little bit. You're supposed to take a little bit of it because it's this... Get in there, man. Get in there. I think I might have had some oregano. Man, I don't remember nothing being so spicy, man. Everybody think that, guys... One of oregano. You think you can have anything in the world. Who do?   Because it's not that. It's just perfect for you. It can't be. It really is. If it do all this... What is this? Drop it straight down. Oh, no. I don't know how...  You didn't know...  Yeah, yeah. Don't do that. It was like a little drop. It was like a little... Don't put it up. Nah. You like... Let me tell you something. What's your face up?  I couldn't breathe about a... I had to breathe through the pain, man. I was trying to find out passages.  Nigga, the organic store.   No cap. All three of them bitchin' with the... All in the trash, what? In the trash. Like, my mama was tryin' to talk to me. She's like, You okay?    H Fashion, because she bigger. He's GoToForward, but he can't take too much of it. H to elderberry! Know a good thing... Elderberry, schnauzberries. Elderberries taste like elderberries. That schnauzberries taste like schnauz. Got a lot of protein in it. Stop, man. Don't tell him what it is. People don't understand like the green roof in the water, man. Niggas don't know that little, that little grind, that little green roof. That's when everything really ain't.     What are you talking about? I told you that, man. I said no water, man, it took my mind off of it. I'm gonna take it off of it. What are we going to do? Let me roll with you, DC. You said push the juice. Push the juice. Oh, man.   No, you don't.  That's how you get sick. It make, no, no. It musterize.  You know how they say exfoliate, exfoliate, exfoliate. No cap. You making this up. It's today. No. And today is a frustration. No.  My face broke down like smoke, fucker, man.   You gotta clean your face before you get down. That's it. Dirt for days and exfoliation. Stop that, man. You gotta get the coaching juice and let the skin dissolve. No.  They ain't doing that anyway. They ain't coaching. They ain't took a bath for two, three days.  So that was true. Why they don't bother and sell it? Because nobody knows.  That's all the nutrition right there.      Why? What you mean? I exfoliate. We're pussyjuice. I exfoliate. At least two times a month. We're pussyjuice. You gotta start in the morning. You can't talk to people because they come with a little phone. Okay. You gonna keep doing it. Your nose gonna start bleeding once a month. No, no. I'm telling you. I've been doing it for three years. I've been doing it for three years. So you've just been walking around and you were pussying it, baby. Listen, we done recorded these shows and I've been exfoliating for three years, baby. You feel betrayed. Exfoliate? Yeah, yeah. He betrayed me that time. You feel betrayed? Look. So when do you wash your face in the morning? You don't. You don't, man.  After two days, after your skin exfoliate, the pores are starting to open up. So once you release, they open up. Nope. No cap. I learned that from a kubo, so I don't know what you're out to. My skin looked better than all y'all.   She saw you on the walk with her. Young man. Young man, young man.  She's like, Why?   She ain't trying to murder you. I've been touching for three years. Exfoliate.  All right. It's all the way. All right. All the way. I ain't shaving. I can't shave. I can't mop up every time. No, I ain't supposed to shave. But you ain't supposed to be slitting and pushing. You should know your face. No, I burnt off when I shaved. But when I exfoliated, my skin is clear, Clinton. You don't supposed to be shaving anyway. Oh. No, I'm not shaving. And you ain't even gonna shave, right?   Oh, no, I'm not shaving. What? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'll do that. Okay. Let me shave. Well, you know what I did? Nah, that's kind of like edge up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just do that. Who put the razor? We need to get to start. No. You know, it's supposed to use black people who use razors. Why? Not like, not like, just let the best of me.  All right. What we put in here? The barber. That's it? We not supposed to use razors? Hell, no, no. I just told you to. Try to tell them.  You need a special razor. I know that sharpener. So how we supposed to replace that sharpener? No, no, you can get lined up with the razor. But I'm supposed to get a full shave.  That's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about shaving. I'm like, air jugs.  Yeah, but if you ever do that. Let's try it.  I'm talking about nitty crush ball. Yeah. Obviously. Oh, no. Because if you ever do it, you got to put that. You got to put hella alcohol. I hate it. No, nobody's doing that, though. And then you got to get in the shower every time. You got to massage them bitches.   Yeah. If you hit it with all that. What about the odyssey?  What about the odyssey? Because you know my dad is old. So he has that old motherfucker. Not the astroship. What bro?  And it lets you relax. Oh, and it won't let you relax. Yeah.   Nitty crush ball.   It don't cut the head.  What is it called? Are that too late? He's like, did you see it?  And one thing I realized, you got to clean your clippers. Yes, you do. Clean your clippers.  I don't know what they do with them clippers, bro. What they do with them? Shave. No nigga touching me with his own clippers. I'm telling you. I've seen it with my own eyes. And you can, you did. I'm like, what? No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.  I know what I do with personal clippers that's around all the main ones you put on your face, my boy. No. Shit. Don't you grab my clippers. Do your own, bro. That's why it goes in burger shot. Burger shot.  You trippin'. What you say? I say it.  This is a good one, man. Which one? Golden? Golden. D-Bit.    Welcome back to the 85th South Show. For breakfast, it's shaving to jail, roadblocks. Responsibility, accountability. School of Steve. What's happening? What you got in there for the E-4 OG?  What I got for them. Wait. A whole lot of music. Cook show. You feel me? All basketball activities. Video games streaming.  You independent or you sign? I'm signin' a silo.  Let's go. Yeah, yeah, I love them. They're good, yeah. They're as much like our people. Making money. Still being creative. You know what I mean? Having that creative control. Still bossing up and navigating your career. How you want it to go. You see what I'm saying?  You know the South love. You know what I'm sayin'? Oh, top. You dig what I'm sayin'? That's like a second. For us. Especially when we do comedy. Y'all just embrace it. I'll be that way, we'll be this way. We'll get changed, boss. You feel me?  I appreciate it. The real way. I'm feelin' man, being boy here today. You know that's my nigga too. He ain't ballin' no more. I know.    That's my boy. You about to get some dreads next, I heard. No, you're not, you ain't. I heard, you know what I mean? Here's the option.  That's crazy. I don't know what aliens.  Stop, man. I know it. I just don't know the moves.  I don't know the Star Wars moves. You remember the alien with the big-ass forehead and he had him in the dreads? Predator. Predator! Yes, nigga! The Predator had dreads with a big-ass forehead. He pissed he told you what it was. I wasn't, I wasn't gon' tell him.  You be instigating me. He's like, here's our nigga. Hey, glipper.     He's the one who wanted to be around them like big boys. Man, listen. Island boy. Island boy. Come chat to me. Island boy. Are they really from the island? Hell no, they're from Florida, bro. They're from the island boy. From the caucus mountain. Island boy.  I ain't done that. I ain't looking at each other like, damn.   If you get it, pop it. Nothing gotta be happenin'. Yeah.  They got a lot of face tattoos. These ain't island boy. I think one of them. See, I got island right here. They got another island. That ain't, that ain't, that ain't. Ain't nothing wrong with them, man. What you mean? It's all right with them. I can tell. Like mentally? Yeah. No.  Island boy. I think they would. I think they, I think they, I think the others should be for the camera. I think they're regular. I don't know. Who? Hawaii. Is it part of the United States? Island. I don't know about y'all. It creates. That activity. The activity. You think it's got dreads? Yeah, I'ma gotta find a, a, a, a boxing match. Who? Them, the new Island boys. What boxing match? I think it's some boxing match. They was there. You know how, but it was some, like, white boys or some, like, party goers trying to fight them.  You think it's somebody to fight? I know. They was like 80 feet away. You talking about something. I ain't anything about it. I don't know.  They gonna post their clip.  Whatever they don't do to my brother. They ain't something.   I don't talk about they getting to fight, man, fight them next. I don't talk about they getting to fight. If you ever hear me, you're gonna say, we'll be, we'll be, we'll be. If you ever hear me, you'll say that. I don't talk about that.  Got to sue.  Come on. I need that. What's wrong with it? I don't know what I did, J.O. when you playing.    Island boy. No. I'm an island boy. What do you mean? A. I'm an island boy. A. What island you been to? Jamaica. Which one? films and kikar. E. That's all about E. You want the Bermuda? E. Bramuda. Restusia? St. Thomas. St. Thomas. E. St. Thomas. St. Lucia's. Piranhas. E. You do, brother. New York. E. What's up man? Trinidad. You been to Trinidad? No. Did you say that? I haven't been to, I haven't been to camp.  I been to Terce K. Cole, Bermuda, bitches out there. Now I've been to all of them places I see it as self-attractive, man. All right. Aruba? I ain't been to Aruba. You ain't been to Aruba? I been to Nassau, Freeport. I been to Nassau, Freeport. Everybody at, I ain't been nowhere. Oh, man, let's go. Oh, you went to the beach? Yeah, went to the beach. They got some hollas down there. Yeah, but it ain't no big deal. They ain't no big deal.  Uh-uh. They say, yeah, you don't want to get locked up in no other place. Oh, man. I know America. Locked up, bro. You ain't even going to get locked up. They just going to be like, give me $2,000. We'll let you all y'all go. I ain't got $2,000. Cause I'm out of $2,500. The more you ain't got it, it's going to keep going up. Wait.  Because we know y'all got it. We just going to lie y'all to accumulate them funds.  They ain't torturing you. Like, you ain't locked up out in the country or something.  They ain't letting Brittany go out there? No. Come on, man. We going to have to do something to get out. And she don't go there because it's some vape pens, ain't she? Yeah. You want to start a campaign right now? Yeah, we got to get out. Why they ain't going to get out? We got to go get a Black people. Let me see that. Free Brittany. Yeah, we got to get out. We starting it right now. Free Brittany. We should have been there and started it. I guess we, as a community, we're going to have to rally behind this cause. Hey, my nigga up out of there. Come on. And we all going to get her. Go get my cousin. Your cousin over there, too? Not over there. He here. Okay, we'll get him out.  He going to have to stay in there, man. No, he ain't. We're going to go all the way over there again. We can go before we get on the plane.  No, he didn't. He ain't do it. They said she had them vapes. We know she had them vapes. She has smoked them already, okay? They emptied. When she already smoked them? I don't know. They emptied the vapes. They was in the bag, probably. You're not emptied the bags. You emptied the bag. Cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it. She's hiding now. Look up on her. Oh, God. She was over there, wasn't she? We don't care. She was going to ask my fucker to leave, too. Right. She was going to ask American to leave. Do you know what they want? I don't know.  They saw her pants, put it in my life. She got a baggie. Can we call Poo? No. We don't call Poo. We don't call Poo. Don't call Poo. We got to get out of there, though.  Whatever we can do. Poo might be like the tall fella. What we going to do to get out?  Come on, Poo. He keeps dropping these videos. We're going to have to make one black.  This is all one big misunderstanding. She had to make my boy a guy, damn. Right. She had to make my boy a guy. No, no, no. They ain't over there. She got us right. What if that's the only law she broke? The law over there is you got to smoke Russian weed. You got to smoke Russian weed. I don't know the law. What if you just got to smoke Russian weed?   Oh, there was tobacco bags? I thought it was weed bags. No, these there, TAC bags.  Yeah, yeah, no, they got it, but yeah. You ain't supposed to have it. I'm going to try and tell you. You can log in over there for a little bit. You're going to prison. You don't go to the country. You don't go to the county. You're going to prison for that. You can do it. We can prison. She's been in there for about 31 days. She's in prison. In the gulag. In the prison. He was in prison. She's in there eating gruel. They feed her.  Yeah, they feed her what they used to feed her. That's nasty. They ain't no rat food. Yeah, man. When the whores be pouring, they got to eat it. Oh, it's one of them. I don't know. I don't know. I don't want to hear about food.  Porridge. Yeah, man. Get Brittney up out of there, man. Hot as a party. They better be treating her right. She better not be losing weight or nothing. At least we trying. And don't seem like nobody fine for her. Yeah, but I'm saying they got a little hoop in jail. What if they make a deal with it and they put it on the Russian team? You want to go home? You play for us now. Brittney, we give you anything. We give you your own vodka. Why do you do that?  And there's many different beaches as you want, Brittney. Don't go home. Come with us.  What's she gonna do? Push it on the top shelf. Brittney driving.   That's like a slave. That's slavery. You seen that shit? That's what they make you just do. They all got dem deep. They ain't labor. Maybe to them. Hand them shoulders. Hand them shoulders. They like breaking up bricks.   She ain't guilty though.  We just come to a general consensus that the black community... I don't believe she did it.  I don't think she did it. Who? Joe Cobb, one more time. Man. Joe Cobb, one more time. Joe Cobb and every meat every time he speak. I just want to thank him, Brittney. He gotta stop hitting the powder right before he go out there and talk. The DC powder. I said, come on, let's start booing. The DC powder. I said, come on, let's start booing. I know he do. He too old. You gotta be half. Joe.  He be half, man. You voted for him? Who voted for him? You voted for him? Did I vote for Joe Biden? I voted for Kanye West.  He got three there every day. You voted for Trump. You voted for Kanye. Texas was too good. I ain't want to tell him about it. Can you see me? Let's talk about something else there. I voted for Kanye when you ran. I didn't know that's what you said. I didn't vote for Trump. No, I said you voted for Kanye. No, I didn't vote for Kanye. I said you voted for Kanye. Hell no. I wouldn't waste my vote on that. Why not?  I voted for Kanye. I'm just kidding.  I know, but I'm talking about, like, make a law. I didn't even see it.  Can you talk about Slayer with y'all? You like, he can't. He did.  Not just because of what he say. It's just because he a nigger and he don't have a chance of winning. No.  It's so many people that can't wait for Trump to run again. It's like, man, can't. I don't want to see it now. No. I can't win. Okay, black woman. We got what? No. They ain't going to be no more a minority president for a long time.  You think so? Hell no. I feel like they don't have that. I think if anybody get in there and be Michelle, I want Michelle to get in there. She might get in there. I don't think she want to though. I don't talk to her. I don't want Obama watching this thing and I'm talking to Michelle. I'm assuming.    Then you slip.  Ever since Malia and Sasha moved out. We don't want no smoke. Let me roll up. Let me roll up. We don't want no smoke. Let me roll up. They're going to be regular white folks for a little minute now. What's a little minute about that shit? Ain't mad in here. What's a little minute? Shit, about the next 20. I don't know what's going on. The next 20 straight is all white folks. I feel like the next 40 straight is going to be all white. Watch. Next 20. Ain't nobody going to want to run. I don't know. They already got them picked out. Thanks. That's how I read niggas in line. There ain't no niggas in this line. They broke presidents. They passed presidents here around like a blunt. We're going to put them in your turn. We're going to make sure he's in. He's going to be the runner. They're waiting better.  He blew it. That's how they talking to me.   Yeah, we do another one.  Trump son runs. That boy up.  Some of them niggas are like markable. Trump got kids. He got a bunch of them. This he do.  He got two grown ones. Trump got about a level.  Then he got a bunch of them. He got a little one that's big. He got a little one that's big. His wife don't even talk. He got a little one that's big. His little one is the biggest one. I don't know.  Isn't he wonderful? Who? Who?  Look at my African-American. Isn't he wonderful? That one black dude at Israel. Look at my African-American.   Look at my African-American. Isn't he magnificent? What did they got to lose? Everything. I was out. They got Kodak out there then. Kodak just went and parlayed with him. Ray J be kicking it with this nigga often. Allegedly.  He's trying to keep some money. He's trying to keep some money, nigga.  That's what y'all did. I respect about Trump. Even though he racist, he real. He ain't finna sit here and sugar coat. Yes, he is. He's like one. He said he ain't racist. He said that nigga come out of here and what? She's a capitalist. You like money. You know what I'm saying? He ain't really about the money.   What do you mean? I'm probably gonna be using the black car. The black face. We get them richer. We don't get them. They just got them. Were you talking about people who use millions like thousands? Oh, that's what they get when they think I'm lying. You motherfuckers. Black and their behavior. Like, what if he's supposed to be? Like a normal person. And he's sitting there behaving. That's funny. Don't talk this motherfucker back up, man. All right, man.  Don't worry about it. Let them know what's coming, G.   That can be all right. DC, what's up? My move is more TV show, more tours, 85 South tour. We got more content. They'll be dropping on the app to make sure y'all go get China 85, get deep. Clay, what you got? Oh, watch everything I'm on. Hawkeye, Disney charm, Disney plug. Uh, Robo. Uh, this Joker. Epic. Unprotected sets.  Make sure you get the app and watch that. Disney plug. And if you got to connect where I can get my own blankets, I'm trying to get my own blankets. Send me the info. On my own blankets. I want a blanket. Set, comforter, sheet.  I'm coming up with you.  Off the... This nigga made up one of his cuffs when he changed that. Two years, he like that.  Smellin' the year dirt right there. Two years of dirt right there. Yeah, I want my own bed in line to come out. That's all I'm saying. Yeah, they been sleep on me so long, I feel like it's the only proof. No, we rollin' right here, bad feet. Thousand and up. Eight hundred.   Soda, appreciate you stopping to do the trap. Gonna get a flick.