Well, hello and welcome again to another OpenShift Commons briefing. We're fresh off the OpenShift Commons gathering in Berlin, where I had the great pleasure of finally meeting John Terpstra, today's speaker in person. And we're going to be kind of renamed this topic from unraveling to wrapping cloud-native surfaces. And I'm going to let John introduce himself and talk. This is a higher level conversation than usual. But I think you'll really find it interesting to get the Dell EMC perspective on cloud and cloud-native services. So I'm going to let you take it away, John. And if you have questions, ask them in the chat and they'll be Q&A at the end. So go ahead, John. Hey, Diane, thank you very much. And it was really a pleasure and a privilege to meet you in Berlin last week. So I'm the director of cloud architecture and software engineering at Dell EMC. We have a couple of teams, one that works on the Hadoop big data and analytics area and the other that works on the open source open stack platform environment. I'm part of that team. I manage the quality assurance team. And I have a software engineering group who work on all of the open stack add-ons to the open source add-ons to the open stack platform. And the open stack platform that we do most of our work on, of course, is the Red Hat open stack platform. And we layer open shift on top of the Red Hat open stack platform. Now, my objective today is to talk about the importance of getting the right message across to management wherever you are doing work on open shift. And you want to get a commitment to your open shift and containerization initiatives. There's a lot of confusion in the enterprise space regarding what this containers are or what containers are all about, what virtual machines are all about, how are we already doing enough, what's it all mean. So getting the message across of what it is that we are really trying to do is crucial. So I want to just cover some groundwork there. An elevator opportunity is an unexpected, unplanned engagement or contact that you have with someone who is in a position that's rather important to you, like someone who might approve a budget or someone who might approve a purchase. And we, as professionals in the IT industry, really need to be ready for those moments so that the exciting projects that we are working on, like the deployment of open shift containerized services, that we are ready to present a really succinct case and that case should be a case for digital transformation because digital transformation is important to the future of the business. We need to be able to garner interest in that very brief encounter. Typically these encounters last for between 10 and 30 seconds, so we need to be careful with how we use that time. And our objective should be to seek commitment to the key things that we are trying to do for the business. We are there as IT professionals to help drive the business forward. So to set the change for digital trends and changes that the company is going through, we have an opportunity to point out that technology is key in its impact on the business because of the emergence of the cloud, the emergence of the internet of things, and in particular the necessity for analytics as a key driver of the business. That analytics framework is a framework that we are helping to implement and helping to deliver. Digital transformation is necessary to take monolithic legacy traditional type applications and drive them forward and we'll cover why in this brief discussion. And innovation is disrupting the way that we used to do things. Additionally, consumers are increasingly using social media, social media and social connectivity is shortening the decision cycles and spreading the news a lot faster of the opportunities that are available, the things that people are interested in. So what that means is that from the moment we find out about something to the moment we buy is being that timeframe is being shortened. Additionally, there are changes taking place in the employment marketplace with more people working from home and a much greater awareness of the necessity to establish an appropriate work life balance. And on top of that, we are seeing a tremendous agility in the workplace and therefore we need to understand what some of the key software application engineering challenges are. Something happened between 2005 and 2010 in that the web and internet technology and the principles associated with them have collided with the enterprise technology that was before us. What we see now is the commoditization of software and the commoditization of the infrastructure systems that we use to deploy that software. Processes, memory, storage are all faster and cheaper. Software is getting cheaper and more disposable and more applications are being used and developed than ever before. The cloud gives us the opportunity for dynamic scale out software as a service and all of its variations are here. And this directly impacts the development and deployment cycle with far more choices in technology and far more architectural choices that need to be made. Doing software the old way with monolithic applications is simply unsustainable. Large monolithic systems have a long development cycle, a long planning cycle, a long development cycle, massive QA requirement, a lot of feedback, a lot of people involved in the chain. It just costs too much and it takes too long. And with today's dynamic demand cycles, often the software development cycle for the monolithic technologies is so long that we'll just simply miss the opportunity in the marketplace. And what we want to do is to help our businesses to capture short wave form demand cycles that can help propel our business forward. So therefore we need to change the way we do software development and software design and implementation and deployment. So the development process is changing. The silos are disappearing. We're rebalancing the whole development and deployment ecosystem, making use of cloud technologies, making use of containerization as a development and deployment paradigm in order to get stuff out there fast. Because the faster we can get the applications out there, the faster we can, our companies that are investing in this technology, or at least we hope they will, can start to gather return on that investment. Additionally, our infrastructure is a given today. We don't want to be bugged down by infrastructure. It just has to be there and it just has to happen. And our applications need to be capable of being deployed anywhere at any time. Additionally, the hardware lifecycle utility life cycles are shrinking, and therefore we need to get hardware deployed quickly. We need to get our software deployed quickly so that we can get the return on that hardware investment. So the key to balancing out the demand to opportunity spectrum is through microservice design, which focuses on replaceable components where any component can be replaced at any time, and we need very quick releases. So speed is the essence. We need to cut cost and be much faster at getting our applications out. So what I want to do is just focus for a few moments on the different types of deployment mechanisms. The traditional compute technology that came out of the 1950s and 1960s used bare metal deployment, and that bare metal was in big iron technologies. But with the 1980s, we saw the emergence of personal computers, which made it far more cost efficient and cost effective to deploy applications on cheaper systems. But even then, we ran into barriers. So we saw in the 1990s to 2000s the deployment of virtualization technologies, and now in the last few years we're seeing containerization. So how do these different methods of deployment impact the way that our software works? Well, for starters, our CPU and memory usage for bare metal deployment was limited by what the workload could consume. With virtual machine deployment, we could get far better utilization of processor and memory capabilities by simply launching more machines or virtual machines on the same system. Well, today we can get even better utilization through the use of containers because containers do not have the same resource overheads that virtual machines have. And there's another method, and that's what we're doing with OpenShift on OpenStack. That's deploying containers on virtual machines, which allows us to balance out some of the other factors that we want to look after. But on top of that, let's look at execution overhead. Bare metal has no execution overhead. Virtual machines can have a significant execution overhead because of all of the other infrastructure that's necessary to support the virtual machines. Containers are more efficient. They have a far lower overhead. However, when we start to deploy containers on virtual machines, we have to be cognizant of the fact that the virtual machine overhead persists. We can consider the impact of unit outage if a bare metal machine goes down, that machine is gone. The same happens if that bare metal machine happens to be carrying a whole lot of virtual machines, all its virtual machines disappear. But if just a virtual machine goes down, then one of the workloads that's running on the system is impacted. Likewise with containers on bare metal. However, when we lose a virtual machine that's running a whole bunch of pods, then we lose the whole shebang. Again, we need to be cognizant of what our risk of unit outage is. So from an IO perspective, bare metal, of course, is limited by whatever the devices are. However, the total input-output bandwidth of the machines are shared across the virtual machine, of a physical machine, are shared by the virtual machines. With containers, we allocate the resource across the pods that we are running on the system, and so forth. From compute efficiency considerations, bare metal, of course, has the highest compute efficiency if the workload can consume the total computer resource that's on the system. Virtual machines, however, limit the amount of compute efficiency that can be consumed by a virtual machine to the new architecture and the number of cores that are allocated to that virtual machine. And in the case of containers, we tend to be thread limited. From security risk, those are things that you want to consider as well in deploying applications. You want to make sure that your applications are in fact secure, and there are differences in the security risk depending upon which mode of deployment is used. And of course, you can see the tendency and quality of service comparison there as well. Comparing bare metal with virtualization, there are obvious benefits in virtualization. Capital costs get distributed across multiple or get consumed by multiple workloads, so there is a greater efficiency in the use of the hardware. Also, virtualization minimizes downtime because virtual machines can be moved from hosts, across hosts without loss of currency of service. And virtual machines also increase productivity, efficiency, agility, and responsiveness. Virtual machines are faster to provision than a bare metal machine, and therefore they've also provide better business continuity. There are disadvantages to virtualization. One of the most common ones listed, of course, is the cost of the hypervisor or the hypervisor tax. There are performance limits as we saw in the previous slide. And of course, the infrastructure for virtualization tends to be more costly because for virtualization support, we tend to invest far more in the microprocessor and memory so that we have more resource to share with virtual machines. There are compatibility considerations in deploying virtual machines, particularly when it comes to bringing forward old traditional monolithic applications. There are potentially retraining costs, and there is a complexity of deployment that often is overlooked, and we see a lot of that in service fraud across data centers and across organizations. And today's objective is to cut the cost of managing the IT infrastructure and the IT services provided by and within the firm, and therefore cutting service fraud is one key area of interest in many organizations. And the last factor to consider is that of the impact of system failures. Now, so far as resource layers are concerned, you're all aware of the fact that virtual machines and containers are simply different ways of sharing the underlying infrastructure of the system. Now, on the left, we see a full virtualization system where a hypervisor is the bare metal operating system, and then guest machines and guest applications are installed on that hypervisor. On the right hand side, we see the elimination of the hypervisor, but the replacement of the hypervisor with a container management system, and we can launch multiple containers on the system without the overhead of the resource allocation per virtual machine. When we consider now the bare metal containers versus containers in virtual machines, we now get to a condition where we would run a hypervisor and run virtual machines and then run a container manager within the virtual machine, within the guest OS container, and then run multiple applications within that. So containers versus virtual machines have benefits, containers spin up very much more rapidly. I'll show you some statistics on that in just a few moments. Containers maintain service integrity of the application. That's a decided advantage. And container footprints, storage footprints tend to be much smaller than virtual machine footprints. Containers tend to be immutable due to the layered or the layering, and only the upper layer is able to be changed. But then again, we don't want to change containers, we want to build containerized services as disposable services. Hardware dependencies are contained so that GPU architecture dependencies are automatically resolved as the containers get the layered containers get deployed. Now, so far as launch time is concerned, and it's always important to compare launch time on the actual hardware that you'll be using the actual infrastructure that you'll be using. But our virtual machines can take 30 to 50 seconds to deploy and take time to stop. Launching VMs on OpenStack because of the dynamic nature and the increased number of machines that are being managed from a central source can take a little longer to kick off. Containers on the other hand launch very rapidly. So that that gives us a very dynamic capability to scale with demand. Containers eliminate the OS duplication of the virtual machine. They require less memory to operate and fewer CPU cycles and typically allow us to deploy two to three times more applications on a single system. So there are significant resource utilization benefits to containerization. They provide a consistent portable development environment because you can even build your development environment on a laptop and then later migrate the containerized environment to your corporate test dev and deployment environment. Because of the faster startup and shutdown, they're more orchestration friendly and also containers provide separation of namespaces for processes, network, storage mounts, host IDs, memory and everything else. On the other hand, containers have their own liabilities. Any intrusion upon the host OS that is hosting containers can potentially result in the whole shebang being brought down. There's also a risk of trojan horses with many published containers being published in an uncontrolled environment. And of course the last one to watch out for is that excessive container packing builds containers that function more like virtual machines. OpenShift is a tremendous platform for providing containerized services or containers as a service and platform as a service because it enforces single responsibility for each of the services that are offered through the catalog. Isolation of APIs, resilience of the modular architecture and provides launch location independence, stateless modules and a very low deployment overhead. Above all, the OpenShift platform is very automation friendly for continuous integration, continuous deployment. So we have a digital transformation opportunity in that 71% of customers agree that if they do not embrace IT transformation, their business or organization will no longer be competitive in the marketplace that they serve. The business agenda today is technology because technology provides competitive advantage and the business should provide an incremental IT budget to sustain that competitive advantage. Software DNA is critical to the future of the business. There are four Rs in the dynamics of change, retire, retain, repurpose and re-engineer. We should retire high liability code as soon as we can or retain legacy code if it is suitable for migration to new processes and to our new delivery infrastructure. And lastly, we need to pay down technical debt by repurposing applications that we have. But the best opportunity we have of all is to re-engineer from the ground up and to treat the IT infrastructure that we are leveraging as the platform for a digital production house. Native code microservices or cloud native microservices enable more flexible, higher performing agile code at a cost of some increase in complexity. That complexity can be squashed by automation however. An intelligent transformation is necessary. We need to recognize that monolithic code has a liability because a lot more time needs to be spent on integration and testing than on delivering new functionality. Microservice code, also known as cloud native code, allows us to spend less time in development and gain faster deployment of new capability. We should always be mindful of the minimum viable principle, make changes small, release often, release early and get prompt feedback. We must continuously use versioned APIs to permit modular expansion of our functionality and to isolate service dependencies. And we should also make use of automated detection to automatically detect execution back pressures so that we can gracefully recover from slow failing or failed services. And there's a tremendous opportunity for us to use machine learning to debug our environment to identify what is happening in our application logs as a means of identifying those areas where we may improve the technology that we are building. So remember now, OpenShift allows us to create faster dev-to-deployment cycles, which we should use to competitive advantage. New applications and smart devices are transforming the business. Agile development with continuous delivery accelerates our leverage to market and data analytics provides the wherewithal to provide new insights to the areas where we might improve and how we might in fact get better traction of our applications in the marketplace. And thank you for listening. Awesome. There's an echo there. Maybe it's from your speakers, but I'm not sure. This was, I'm going to make you do a keynote at one of the upcoming gatherings because this is a wonderful way to really intro the whole aspects of digital transformation and some of the benefits. I actually really appreciated seeing so much talk around the bare metal deployments as well, because I think that's one thing that I'm actually seeing besides people deploying locally and using OpenShift and the MiniShift. I put in the chat the link to MiniShift, which is our fork of MiniCube for deploying OpenShift locally. But we're also seeing and MiniShift shared the link to deploying OpenShift bare metal. And I think that's actually something that people are coming around to. I mean, we've got lots of people who deploy on AWS on their own in-house hardware that's got OpenStack on it. But I think there's an uptick in people wanting that, the efficiencies of bare metal and starting to use it a lot more. Are you seeing that as well? We are getting requests for bare metal containerization. Right now, most of the requests we are seeing is, can you arm us with more information? Can you tell us what this is all about? That's the thin edge of the wedge, isn't it? That's just the beginnings of an exciting time ahead. Yeah, I think that the interesting thing is, those of us who are deep in the throngs of the technology, often forget that there's a lot of people out there who are just coming new to containers who have adopted VMs and are using them widely. But they still need to get the intro bits and the high-level understanding of what the benefits are. And meanwhile, we're trying to drive service catalogs, SIGs in Kubernetes and all kinds of new features. And they're just like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. We need to be able to figure out, like you said, the elevator pitch just to get this stuff internalized and socialized inside of enterprises. And I think you've done a very nice job of that. So I look forward to doing this again and maybe getting Manisha to do a future demonstration of some of the work that you guys have been doing inside of Dell in the past. Jed Naitland had done a great job creating a reference architecture for OpenShift on OpenStack. And I know there's a set of internal documents somewhere at Dell still with all the details of doing that. So there's already been some great work done and I'm looking forward to doing a lot more.  I'm not seeing too many questions here. Because I think you did at a nice level. And if there's anyone who has a question, just pop it into chat. Manisha, if you wanted to add anything to this, you're welcome to. I'll unmute you and you can introduce yourself. But if you could, John, put up your slide with your contact information in it. Perhaps it's your last slide that you had or your very first slide with your name. And I think that's what I forgot to tell you, just put up your email address on something. I will get that out to you, Diane. Awesome. So I'm not seeing any questions. I think you've done a very great job giving people the basics of creating their own elevator pitches for becoming cloud native. And it's nice to see the retire recycle, the 5Rs, or I think it was the 5Rs you had. We often inside of OpenShift talk about three patterns, lift and shift, augment your reality. And I forget what the third one was, but there was one other. It was just total rewrites. It's always nice to hear how Dell EMC is messaging out the same sort of digital transformation calls to action. So, again, thanks everybody for joining us today. And we hope we can see you at the upcoming OpenShift Commons gathering again in person. I know John, you'll be there. That's May 1st. The day before opens. I was going to say OpenShift Summit. No, it's Red Hat Summit. There is a lot of OpenShift on the menu at that one, which is in Boston coming up. The gathering is on May 1st and Red Hat Summit is the second, third, and fourth of May. So look for that. And the following week, if you're coming to Boston is OpenStack Summit as well. So there'll be a lot of us hanging around for a couple of weeks in Boston. So lots of good stuff coming up and we look forward to more conversations. Thank you. All right, take care.


Whoever says yes loses. Do you want to come out here with me? Do you want your food?  Why? Do you need help carrying all these groceries in? That's not fair. That is fair. Oh my poor baby Mariah Marico-Ruiz, will you marry me? Are you serious, babe? All right guys from here on out this point in the video whoever says yes Loses no more period after that sentence. You can no longer say the Y word if you say it you lose the whole challenge Guys literally this is not like any of our other challenges where the amount of times that you say you have to do something No, this is a literally one-and-done video So if you say it once got the whole entire video you're gonna lose and you know we're gonna win Mariah took an L last challenge I'm sorry, I'm coming back, and I'm showing up that no I said no. Oh, yeah, you said you can say no. I have to say no Team Mariah is going to win. Babe, you know, I just want to say you know your channel is you know your team's the best, right? Right, you know your team's best. Isn't your team the best on YouTube? Uh-uh Respond is your team the best? Is your team the best tell me right now Tell me right now. You have to give an answer. You guys are hot. No You have to give it. Oh my god. Every video she sneezing guys. All right. Well, Mariah. She's on you.  She updated she updated her profile updated her answer her answers No, he loves me Babe, why are you gonna hit me with such a hard one hold on? I need it. I need it Over here You already know that answer and you just want me to say no on camera because you know my team is the best team Do you love me? Maybe No, there is no maybe There's only two answers and if you say one of them I lose so I guess I'm gonna have to say no I don't love you babe Hey, Mariah, are you ever gonna leave me? No, all right. Well, that's her answer guys see so that's what we're gonna be doing all video guys Make sure to hit that thumbs up Subscribe while you can because this video is about to get very juicy Marble Vlogs is our second vlog channel, which is gonna be lady titty and we're posting of it We already posted our first video on there by the time that you saw this so go check it out We're about to hit 20,000 subscribers. It's freaking insane As this video is going up, but we are going to another youtuber's house today Guys so long overdue. We have not seen them and Jen February February. Yes So if you have been staying tuned with our channel since February you kind of know and kind of have a hint and cove it Happened and we're supposed to go down three times, but it kept getting canceled because freaking cove it so but we're beating cove it up this time We're staying safe. We're doing all the right you know procedures and all that stuff, but hey guys Yeah precautions, but we're going to Boston. We are the most sad truth lover I always I have hand sanitizer with me. I sanitize six feet. We're doing good Don't worry. All you got to worry about is team bill winning because team rye is not a good team So well, we'll see what happens and hold on right? Can you stay there for a second? How do you talk to them? Can you play music or something? I don't want you to hear me. I don't want you to hear me Nothing Thank you I have been waiting for today's video forever. Alright, so here's what we got going on as you saw by the thumbnail That is literally legit. I'm gonna be asking Mariah to marry me today If she loses the challenge, we are literally going to get married I've been thinking about this for a while and no this is not like the perfect time But I feel like it's one of those things in this video where if it happens it happens And I believe that like God has a plan so if today is the day that we're supposed to get married Then I guess it's gonna happen But if she says no and she she completes the challenge and she doesn't say the why word then I guess we're just we're gonna go on with Our day so literally this is about to be crazy guys I do want to propose to her in Florida So stay tuned for that but it's gonna be in a little bit where we want to move down to Florida get a house Get comfortable and then I'll pop the question if we don't get married today. So wish be luck guys I have this trick on my sleeve I'm gonna be doing this sometime during the video so make sure to watch the entire video because it can literally be at Mariano's it can literally be at a food place. It could be at a grocery store I don't know. I'm just gonna find the right time and do it and see what she says So hey guys give this video a thumbs up. Wish me luck. I'm very nervous right now I don't even know what's going on a get ready guys.  Hey, babe. What's good? How you doing Right, I just want to I just want to tell you I love you Marvel Squad knows a deep deep secret right now, and they're smiling. I know every single person watching this is like Oh God, what is gonna happen? Hey, Mariah, I know I don't think I know You got it all over Sammy's face and John and and Joe and Guys she's I don't know.  You guys okay, but you're here a little bit Hey, babe, remember the other video when you didn't let me come on the elevator. Do you want to come on here with me? Guys she literally did that to be one of our other videos and I had to get her back with that Gosh you're taking forever come on girl. Oh my gosh.  I'm gonna hold it for you. I could hold it I'm loving this video already. All right guys. We just got our food There's this food place that we found with Gavin Luke buy it in our town that we're living at right now Holy cow guys this place is incredible And they're so sweet here um we were gonna eat here, but it's like super crowded It's Saturday. It's Saturday We should have known that and we wanted to kind of like film and so you guys can hear us It would have been really loud in there, so we came back in the car and we're gonna eat our food Here is to smack on our I'm sorry, babe, but I'm holding the food.    Watch how yummy this is gonna be Please you did this to our back challenge. Why do you have to do this again with more food?  What do you want it? Let me hear a word Let me hear it. I might have to end it now. Oh my god We taste test it Give me a little bit Can I just take it do you want your food? No This is my Because all I get the food all by myself. I'm not in the video right now. I'm not in it.  I'm starving. I had not eaten all day. I went to the gym this morning Mama squad I had not it's not healthy to not eat cheers guys if you love me You'll let me eat my if you love me Hits so different if you love me you'll give my food. No, I don't love you Oh, don't do that to me. I'm getting nice to give it to you.  No, I know Wait, I couldn't just said that I do Oh my gosh guys, we literally found these chocolate Strawberry wait Mariah. Do you want me to get you them? Do you want me to get you one?  What are you serious? All you have to do is say the Y word and lose the challenge. Come on. Can I please like look at how good they look You know how fire these would be tonight when we're watching like Netflix. Why are you picking them out? Like you are you gonna say the Y word? Let's go I'm just kidding guys. I'm not gonna be that mean So I'm gonna get them because I'm just such a nice guy, but I'm gonna get them for myself. Do you want some? Hey, do you need help with those do you need help you need help carrying all these groceries in that's not fair That is fair. Do you know? Okay, it's not that many but like come on babe, really you know I'm not losing for that obviously not no I don't need help go. I'll be there in an hour. All right, where's the keys? Where's the keys? I'm gonna go upstairs about the keys. No, I guess I'll just walk up there by myself Okay, I'm not helping you. You said you didn't need help. Let's say You said I didn't even want your help in the first place. Get that camera out of my face girl You said you didn't need help. I didn't even know what I'm not gonna help you. I'm a man. Okay. I work out I kind of feel bad. I kind of feel bad though. Yeah pump those arms up pump them up You need my help. I didn't even want your help. Anyway Um, I want to help you but she feels bad now I'm probably gonna help him guys because I do feel really bad And I'm just all right. It's just a sweet girlfriend. You're just the sweetest baby.  You are looking so good today. I'm loving this top on you. Oh, let's go. Oh, you didn't need me Let's go.   I can't even ask you to hold this because you just Bye Stop you didn't even have a key Run run. Let's see what you can do. You've been working out. Let's see if you can run I'm not running because I want to drop this. Look at that. That's glass. Oh my poor baby Man, this just shows you've been working out. You're strong I'm Okay, how are you feeling? Feeling great mariah. Look at the way he's standing guys. He's literally That's with the pressure on the wall. He's in the elevator as some sort of mental homework. It's slipping Can you help? Are you sure? Are you sure you don't need help? No, I don't need help Wow, baby.  Look at his little booty. Do you want me to? Booty games. You got a little baby. You got a little cake Hey, just wait. I have a surprise for you when we get back at the apartment. No, you don't No, you don't. I win What's your little surprise? Do you realize my I did a back workout today. You did. My back is out of fire right now. Well, you know what? I'm proud. Do you guys see how bad What? It came out. Wait, what were you saying? He's like get away from me. God guys, you guys don't see how big he got.  He's like a full grown cat now. He is. But what's your surprise? Well, no, you were just in the middle of a sentence and then you stopped When? Right now. You were saying something. I don't remember what I was saying Oh my gosh Well, good thing guys that we're doing this challenge because Mariah, I don't think you need any You don't need any help putting all this away, right? Who said I was putting it away? Do you want help?  Yeah, do you want help? What? Say it. Say it. Say the Y word. Say the Y word.  I will not lose this challenge. I will not lose this challenge. I will forbid you to lose this challenge. I'm sorry, babe But I do not need your help. I am an independent woman. I am fine. I don't need mental support from her All right, that's what she thinks from a boy. Let me let me go to the bathroom and then we'll see. We'll see if you uh What are you talking about? We'll see babe. We'll see Mariah While you're putting all this stuff away. Look at she's almost done. There's a little off day I just went to the bathroom. She's about a half way through. Yes, not helped with a single thing Doing pretty good. I'm really having I'm telling you guys we take this seriously our challenges I'm not backing down, but you might back down to uh what I have in store I am being dead honest anything that happens from this point in the video on I have you don't have to ask me anything. I have to ask you something Well, no All right, so mariah. I need you to come over here. No, I need you to come over here. No, I'm not Baby Do you not want to come over here? No Okay, so come over here. I just said no come here. All right. What are you doing? Right, there's no reason to be scared. I just I need you to turn around for a second All right, so No, you're good. I just I just want to tell you I love you, right?  No Well, I do. Hey, do you love me? No Oh good. Oh my god, you're getting too good at this. All right. Well, I'm gonna tell you I'm gonna count to I'm gonna count to three and I know what you're trying to freaking do What? No, I'm gonna count to three. I'm being dead. I'm I'm being for real I'm gonna count to three and then you're gonna turn around and just say whatever whatever's on your mind Okay, I love you, baby All right, three Two one Mariah Marie Koberubis No, I'm saying no, because I know you're trying to trick me in marrying you. No, this is uh for real No, it's not. I am being dead honest Why is that? I was saying no, because I don't want to get rid of this I told Marifah they've been having the happens. I will literally we don't have to get married here This is the spot that I propose. We can get married in Florida. I'm not falling for it So I am dead. I am dead serious. No, you're not. I don't have a ring No, you're not. Are you guys serious? I am Mariko Brubis. Will you marry me? Will you marry me?  Wait, babe, that's not fair. Come on.  Like legit? No, I'm not serious. You said it. No, I didn't. You said it Just say yes You just said it's a because I know you were guys. I'm sorry guys I'm so sorry that I'm in pain guys. She just failed the bathroom challenge and then she failed I literally I was about to say yes. I was serious I almost said yes guys. Oh my gosh Guys, this is insane Proposals stop until we actually get married. This wasn't a prank though. This was for real if you said yes I mean for that we could have gotten proposed, but I guess we're gonna have to wait till you're being serious Move to Florida. Huh? You're being serious. I was how you're gonna propose me if I said yes Okay, that's not how I wanted to propose, but I said if I do propose it's for real I don't want to fake it I told Bill do not pull anything. I'm with a more like it weren't not. No, that was not fake I want to be legit. Hey guys, you already know it will be legit I said it was Cmo squad right here. No more of this No more proposed fake stuff, but today wasn't fake obviously because I told you in the beginning if you said yes Girl, we would have been proposed.  It's linked in this video We are also doing a giveaway on our second channel. So make sure to subscribe turn notifications and get ready for our post We're posting every sunday. It's going to be awesome. We're excited today's notification shout out It goes to joshua mason joshua. 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I'm the Comic Weekly Man, the Jolly Comic Weekly Man. And I'm here to read the funnies to you, happy boys and honey. Yes, boys and girls, it's comic weekly time.  Right out of the pages of Puck the Comic Weekly, straight into your living room, your friend the Comic Weekly Man, the Jolly Comic Weekly Man. Hello, hello, hello. Hello, hello, hello. Little Miss Honey, how are you today? Oh, I'm so happy. What are you happy about? Christmas is coming. Oh, that's right. Jolly old St. Nicholas and Donor and Blitzen. And Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Yes, and I suppose you've written your letter to Santa Claus. Yes, I just mail it this morning. You think you're going to get everything you asked for? Yes, I think so, because I didn't ask for too much this year. Last year I asked for too much and I didn't get them all, so to make sure I wouldn't be disappointed this year, I didn't ask for too much this year. How many things did you ask for? Only 25 this year. Only 25? Yes, only 25. Well, I hope you get all of them. Yes, I hope so, because 25 presents is just about right for a girl my age. Yes, yes. Now will you please read me the funnies? Puck the Comic Weekly. Very well, I'll read that in just a moment. But before I do, let's listen to this nice man. With Puck the Comic Weekly and on the first page, Hop along Cassidy. Magic words for the music, please. Very well, my lady. Six cons blazing as it thunders along. Give us music for Hop along. In an attempt to find out who was smuggling the rifles to the Indians and thus enabling them to go on the war path, Hoppy had slipped into the logging camp where the trail had led him. He was captured, bound hand and foot, and sent down the river in an old hollow log into the hands of the Indians. Lucky in California with the marshal, have followed the trail which led them to the huge cave where the Indians are encamped, hiding behind a rock. They watch the Indians who are in a mad war dance and they see Hoppy tied to the stake. They realize Hoppy's only chance is to be able to free himself from the stake he's tied to. Lucky takes out his knife and says, I used to be pretty good at ball down home. This should be fairly easy. Last picture top row, he carefully throws the knife. He'll first at Hoppy. It lands right beside Hoppy's bound hand, first picture next row. Hoppy recognizes it's Lucky's knife. His hand closes around it. And he turns it against the rope that binds his wrist, third picture middle row and begins to saw away. At that moment, chief iron claw picks up one of the rifles and says, fourth picture. Braves all got noisestick. Now we're ready to raid pike landing. Black John takes the rifle and growls. Yeah, after I test one of these rifles on Cassidy. He cocks the trigger and aims the gun at Hoppy. Just then, last picture second row, Hoppy freezes his hands, rolls over and kicks a stack of ammunition into the campfire. Black John and the chief run in para for fear the shells will explode and the bullets hit them. Hoppy scrambles to his feet and runs toward Lucky in California and none too soon. Because the ammunition dumped into the campfire place begins to go off and shots fly in all directions. California Lucky and the Marshal run for the horses at the mouth of the cave, followed by several indos that carry rifles. They leap from the horses and gallop off. Hoppy shouts last picture. Unless we can reach pike's landing in time to set up a barricade, that town will be wiped off the map. Kill. Yes, that's right. I wonder if they get the pike's landing in time to set up the barricade. That's something we'll find out next week when I'm sure we'll see a very exciting adventure. Oh, yes, I'm sure. Now? Well, now Prince Valiant on page three. Very well, over the page we go. And you're right. Here's Prince Val on page three. Remember, the pirate had tried to kidnap Tillicombe when she said he'd flee from the dungeon and he'd been locked up. Yes, but Tillicombe, even though she loved Boulter, escaped from him to go back to Alita and Prince Arne. I wonder what happens when she gets back today. Well, let's read right now and find out. Here we go with Prince Valiant in the days of King Arthur. Eckett, Brackett, Graymalkin and Quince. Music romantic for a fair, fair prince. ["The Star-Spangled Banner"] Bolter is an unhappy man, for he's an outlaw now fleeing before the wrath of his king. And he has lost the woman he loves, Tillicombe, who had refused to go with him even though he's sure she loves him. Under his feet, his beloved ship leaps forward like a living thing. Before him, the freedom of the wide, wild seas. But now the flavor is gone. He's found a greater love too late. Meanwhile, Tillicombe has been returned to the castle again by the king's soldiers and has been brought before King Agua, who wonders how to deal with her. Last picture, top row, he is quite relieved when Alita whispers in his ears that Tillicombe is the property of her son, Prince Arne, and suggests that King Agua put Tillicombe's fate in Alita's hands. For after all, this is a woman's affair. First picture, next row, Alita asks Tillicombe why she had freed Boltaar and then escaped from Boltaar when he tried to kidnap her. Tillicombe replies that it was because her tribe had commanded her to devote her life to the welfare of Prince Arne. Alita, grateful for such loyalty, tells Tillicombe she knows that she's in love with Boltaar and therefore they must get Boltaar back for her. Because when Prince Arne grows up, it's quite obvious that Tillicombe, a woman, cannot go to the wars or on adventures with him. And Prince Arne will need a brave young warrior, a squire, to watch over him. Tillicombe blushes because she realizes that what Alita is saying is that the son of Boltaar and Tillicombe would be an ideal squire for young Prince Arne. First picture, bottom row, far in the north among the Shetland Islands, we are once again at Boltaar's new headquarters. There come the ships of rovers, boisterous sea raiders and adventurers. Or Boltaar's a great leader, a hero among the Vikings. And one captain who has just returned brings a nominous rumor from the south. He tells Boltaar last picture. The Danes have gathered together great fleet of ships and are moving northward to bring fire and saw to our homelands. Sounds as though the Danes are going to attack Thule. Well, that's Valfons. That's right. Or maybe Boltaar. I think that's the very thought that's in Boltaar's mind. Oh, that'll be wonderful because then Tillicombe could marry Boltaar and they could have a baby too. Yes, that will be wonderful. But we'll find out more about that next week. Now? Oh, now can we please read Alice in Wonderland? We certainly can, so let's turn over the page. Go past Jungle Jim over another page, past Buzz Sawyer and Donald Duck. And there at the top of page eight is Alice in Wonderland. Oh, yes, here she is. The Queen of Hearts, who was very cool. Yes, and the Cheshire cat had played a trick on the Queen. But the Queen thought that Alice was to blame and she ordered that Alice should have her head chopped off at the trial, remember? Yes, and then Alice suddenly jumped up and ran away and everyone ran after. Oh, I hope she gets away. Well, let's find out right now. Here we go with Alice in Wonderland. Say the magic words with me. Now for a story that gets curiouser and curiouser. Alice in Wonderland, so music, sir, music, sir. Alice flees through Wonderland with the Queen of Hearts in her armoring and pursuit. In and out between the many trees and bushes and shapes of hearts, Alice roams through the angry Queen and the card soldiers of heart pursuit. Closer and closer comes the Queen, third picture, and she shouts, oh, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo. Last picture top roll, Alice escapes from the garden and as if in a nightmare races along the beach. Past the curious creatures of Wonderland she goes. Past the March Hare and the Mad Hatter who are sitting in a cup and who call to Alice. And then, first picture bottom roll, Alice plunges into a dim tunnel as the Wonderland pursuers press nearer and nearer. Up with her head, up with her head. And then, suddenly, a swirl of brilliant lights dazzles Alice and a faraway voice calls her name. Suddenly the pursuers disappear.  She tells Alice that she has slept all through her history lesson and then holds out her hand to her last picture, saying, come, Alice, dear, it's time for tea. Alice looks around her and sees that she's home in her own garden, holding her own little kitten in her arms and Alice sighs to realize she's home safely, but she did think it was a wonderful dream. That's the end. Was this adventure in Wonderland? So did I. It was really a very charming story. Yes. I'm glad she got home all right without any trouble. So am I. Well, now I'll bet you it's time for Dagwit and Blondie. I'll bet you it is. And here it is. And I'll read them right away. So here we go with Dagwit and Blondie. I'm a food, I'm a fum, zim, zim, zombie. Conjuby music for Dagwit and Blondie. Dagwit hears a mysterious tapping on his back door. He opens it. There stands his neighbor, Herb Woodley, his arms loaded with presents. Herb whispers to Dagwit. Hey, Dagwit. Nootsie thinks I've forgotten our anniversary, and I don't want her to see these gifts until the night. Dagwit smiles and says, Oh, I'll help you, Herb. We'll hide them in our closet until the night. Oh, good. It's the first anniversary I've remembered in years, and I want it to be a big event. Blondie music for Dagwit and Blondie. Last picture top row, Cookie, Dagwit's little daughter, opens the closet and says to Blondie, Hey, look, Mom, at all the pretty gifts, Dad, he just hid in the closet. Blondie exclaims, Oh, well, my birthday isn't until this time, next month. Cookie says, first picture, next row. Well, he must think it's your birthday today. Okay, we'll pretend today is my birthday, so he won't be embarrassed. Blondie music for Dagwit and Blondie. The moment later, she's at the Woodley house, telling Herb's wife, Oh, Tootsie, come over and see all the beautiful presents Dagwit brought me for my birthday. Blondie music for Dagwit and Blondie.  Herb growls, Oh, wait a minute, I'll get that guy. Blondie music for Dagwit and Blondie. The moment later, the door at the Bumstead house opens. Herb glares at Dagwit. So, you use my wife's presents for your wife's birthday, huh? And he leaps at him. Dagwit groans, Holy smokes, I thought Blondie's birthday was next month. Blondie music for Dagwit.  Blondie music for Dagwit Meanwhile, last picture, third row, Herb gets the presents out of the closet and gives them to Tootsie explaining, Hey, there you are darling, Dagwit just hid them for me. Blondie music for Dagwit As they go out the door, first picture, bottom row, Blondie turns to Alexander and Cookie and says, It's all my fault for thinking Daddy thought today was my birthday. Alexander replies, Yeah, we are underrated, Pop. He's too smart to make a mistake like that. At that moment, the door bursts open, Dagwit dashes in, his arms loaded with presents and he stops in front of Blondie and shouts, Happy birthday to the sweetest little wife in all the world. Blondie and Cookie and Alexander go, Last picture, they unwrap all the packages and Blondie says, Oh, the gifts are simply adorable. Dagwit sticks out his chest and says, Leave it to me to remember important dates. Gotten a date after all. Yes. Wait till he finds out that Blondie's birthday is next month and that he has to do this all over again. Oh, I'd like to see this again. Well, you'll have a good chance to because we'll be here then. Now look underneath Dagwit and Blondie. There's Roy Rogers. Yes, read that page. I'll read it in just a moment, but first here's that nice man again with something interesting to say. Now here we go again with Puck the Comic Weekly and at the bottom of the first page of the second section, Roy Rogers, King of the Cowboys. Magic words for the music, please. Very well, my lady. Ah, yip-pio. Now here we go with Roy and Trigger. Ah, yip-pio. Roy has joined his friend Doleful Hawkins who has a job guarding steers which are to be shipped by train. He's told Roy that a whole carload of steers have been stolen. Doleful is in trouble. As the train's coming out of a tunnel in the mountains, a hand appeared above the train for behind some bushes and dropped dynamite in the train's smokestack. An explosion followed. And the engine was blown off the tracks and the engineer killed. The remainder of the train stays on the tracks. First picture, a slick-looking character steps out from the bushes and says to a burly fellow beside him, Well, the dynamite I dropped into the smokestack ruined the engine, Rocky. Now we'll rustle the whole train of steers like the big boss owner. The man named Rocky replies third picture. Gee, you sure got brains, dude.  It's just better not hitching one car at a time as the train comes up to grade like we've been doing. Dude replies, get busy and search the cattle cars for Doleful Hawkins, the train guard. Meanwhile, last picture, top row, Roy and Doleful have opened the door to their boxcar to investigate the cause of the train wreck. Doleful saying, Dad, where did Roy? This spur of line to South Gap is sure jinxed. If it ain't cars vanishing in the thin air, it's something else. Roy replies, come on, get Trigger and your horse on load at Doleful. We've got to find out about that explosion. As they lead the horses out, first picture, bottom row, the man named Rocky steps around the boxcar gun in hand and says, OK, gents, raise them. Got company this trip, huh, Hawkins? What is going to be your last one? A few minutes later, Roy and Doleful tied to a tree nearby, third picture, bottom row, see the man named Dude supervising a gang of men who uncoupled the engine. And last picture, quickly lay down a spur track which leads off into the hills. Here, Dude say, hurry up. Get those rails in place so we can switch the cars over to the old side. Rocky shouts in the top of the train. Yeah, yeah, hurry up. We're regular magicians, ain't we, Dude? We're going to make this whole train disappear. Roy will find a way to outsmart these crooks. I know. I'm afraid we're going to have to. We certainly can. Here he is on the next page. I'm anxious to find out about Flash because, remember, he's on the planet Mars in a monastery. Yes, the Queen of Mars meant her was showing Flash through her kingdom. And they came into one of the buildings where the weapons were kept. And she showed them a little dragon-like thing that was kept in a container. Yes, an omnivore. Yes, an omnivore. And Link. And then Link, that's Flash's friend. He dropped the container to the floor where it crashed and broke open and the omnivore expanded. Yes, and his tail whipped around the containers containing other omnivores. And they all escaped.  All right, here we go with Flash Gordon. Regga regga dune dunes, haskem attach. Let's have music for heroic Flash. Flash fires his way pistol at the attacking omnivores. But his racket blasts have no effect. They dash up a ladder to climb to a platform high above the room. But the omnivores can eat anything from meat to metal. And one of them even devours a ladder in which Flash and Dale are fleeing. Flash and Dale scramble to safety for the moment on the platform last picture top row. Mentor on the earth people watch in horror as the omnivores try to reach their perch. The Viking Queen screams a command to the guards to open the liquid oxygen jets because it's their only chance. In a second, the liquid oxygen jets are turned on. And in no time at all, streams of oxygen, first picture bottom row, cascade down on the ravenous monsters, freezing them into eerie statues. The danger passed. Mentor turns on Link and tells him that although he's seen how to overcome the omnivores, it'll do him no good. Flash interrupts Mentor's tirade and says grimly, don't underestimate us, Earthman. If your scientist could perfect a defense against these monsters, ours can too. Give up your dream of conquering the earth. Let our planets live in peace. Mentor pretends to heed Flash's plea. She smiles sweetly and speeds the earth people back to her palace. Flash's picture, as soon as they're alone, Flash whispers to Dale and Link, she'll never let us leave Mars alone or alive with the secret of those liquid oxygen jets. We've got to outwear. Yes, so was I. And that Flash could get back to Earth, all right. Well, I hope so too, but next week we'll find out if Flash can find a new scheme to outwit Mentor and escape safely. Well, I hope he does. Well, we'll find that out. Now I think it's time for Dick's adventures. I'm anxious to read that because you remember Dick was with Captain Lewis and Clark who starred on a wonderful exploring expedition. Yes, and Dick had been sent with a message to the White House in Washington to tell President Jefferson that the expedition had started. It was very wonderful talking to the president and when he was leaving the White House to start back, a man who was a foreigner stepped out of the bushes and said he wanted to talk to Dick. I wonder what he had to say. Well, let's find out right now. The very last page. The very last page. And here we go with Dick's adventures. Say the magic words with me. Rickety-pack-ca-zack-ca-zack. Let's have music for adventurous Dick. Stubbornly, a heavy square stale barge has been working its way up the unexplored Missouri River. In command of the expedition are two young army captains, brilliant and temperamental Mary Wether Lewis and solid, common-sense William Clark. Well, a courier is racing back from the nation's capital to catch up with the expedition, where he has alarming news. It is Dick racing to rejoin captains Lewis and Clark. He sees a friendly Indian. Last picture, top roll and stops. The Indian tells him, big canoe with many white warriors, not far. Thanks. Come on, get up, Richard. Night has fallen before Dick finds his comrades who have docked on the river for the night. First picture, next roll. He treated with joy, but Mary Wether Lewis sees something's on Dick's mind and he asks him what's wrong. Dick, big picture, middle row, tells a strange story. Well, I went to Washington to report to President Jefferson that our expedition has started. All the foreign diplomats heard me, and as I was leaving the executive mansion, a foreign officer came up to me. He said his government didn't want American soldiers barging up to the Pacific, and he offered me money to make our man dessert. Well, we argued for a while, but finally I gave him a direct answer. The answer was no, and I gave him a good sock on the chin to prove it.  No government save our own can stop this exploration, but if round comes on Captain Clark's face as he murmurs, we better be doubly alert from now on. Become a traitor, didn't he? That's exactly what he wanted. Dick, no one could make him be a traitor. I should say not. No. I bet you they're going to have some trouble from now on with those foreign officers. Well, maybe we'll find out more about that next week. But now look. Oh, yes. Here underneath Dick's adventures is Rusty Rowland, and I'm anxious to read that because that boy Vivian that I thought was going to cause so much trouble when he came to live with Rusty's place, you know, he seems to be turning out to be a little bit nicer. Yes, that was because Tex decided to call him Pete instead of Vivian. Yes, Tex thought he was acting tough because he had a girl's name and he wanted to show people that he was a real boy. Yes, that's right. And you remember last week, too, that that surpressival, that Englishman that I don't trust very much, he was just coming up to the milestone farm and I'm anxious to find out what he wants. Well, it had to do something with Vivian. You mean Pete? Yes, I mean Pete. Well, let's find out right now. Here we go with Rusty Riley. Gallop and run till the road is dusty. Give us music for his horse and Rusty. Mr. Miles is telling the boy, Vivian, now called Pete, that he can't drive his car anymore because he doesn't have a license to drive it. Pete doesn't like this. What he agrees to do with Mr. Miles says, as he's about to leave, Rusty sticks his head through the curtains and says, second picture, Well, excuse me, Mr. Miles, there's a gentleman to see you. He says his name is Sir Percival Inglebrook. Mr. Miles replies, Well, I don't recall that name, but ask him to come in, Rusty. Rusty shows Sir Percival in. Mr. Miles sees a pompous Englishman with a walnuts mustache. Sir Percival says, third picture. I'm Mr. Miles. How'd you do? Good if you'd see me. Well, my word. Aren't you young master Peters? Fancy meeting you here again. Pete replies, Huh? Oh, yeah, yeah. You and another man were at that little hotel back in Springfield. Pete goes out of the room. Last picture, top row. Mr. Miles says to Sir Percival, as he shows him to a chair. Well, Sir Percival, welcome to Milestone. So, you know my young guest, Vivian Peters. Uh, acquainted would be a better word. I met him quite my chance a few days ago. I knew about his father back in England. I'm a yes chap, quite a hero. Uh, but about my visit here, sir. And he goes on first picture bottom row. I'm horse fancy, like yourself, sir. So my tour of your country wouldn't be complete without a visit to Milestone. Oh, by the way, my man and I read difficulty in obtaining accommodations. Uh, if, uh, well, that is, if you have influence at any of the hotels. Well, perhaps I can prevail upon you to accept the hospitality of Milestone Farm. In fact, I insist. I'll send for Rusty to look after your man. A few minutes later, Pete sees Rusty running through the yard. He calls. Hey, where you going, Rusty? Rusty replies, Well, Mr. Miles wants me to show Sir Percival's man to where he's gonna stay. Collie, Sir Percival must be an awful important person. Now, what's the matter, Pete? He looked kind of doubtful. Pete replies, Well, he doesn't make sense, Rusty. Maybe he's a big shot, but while back in Springville, he and the other guy tried to get a hit from me. But my car was too small. Later in Sir Percival's room, his crony, Navi, who is masquerading as Sir Percival's chauffeur, brings in his bags. He says, last picture. Well, here's your stuff, Sir Percival. Sir Percival replies, Yes, that's better. Must keep in practice, you know. Well, Navi, we're over the first big hurdle. I have allowed Miles to prevail upon me. He'll be a guest here. To get Mr. Miles to let him stay at his place. Yes, it was. It was a tricky thing to do. I wonder whether Rusty will tell Mr. Miles what Pete just told him that the man was so poor that he tried to catch a ride with Pete in his little car. Well, I hope Rusty does tell him because that'll put Mr. Miles in his guard. But we'll find out about that next week. Now, that's all the time I have. But before I go, here's that nice fellow with some more interesting information. Well, honey, and all your boys and girls, I gotta go now. All right, Mr. Comic Weekly Man, but I'll be waiting for you next week. Okay, that's a date.  Be sure to meet me with our little friend Miss Honey next week when I read Pock the Comic Weekly. For I'm the Comic Weekly Man, the Jolly Comic Weekly Man. I'll be back to read the funnies to you happy boys and honey. Don't forget, boys and girls, see you all next week. Your friend the Comic Weekly Man, the Jolly Comic Weekly Man.