Chapter 17 and 18 of Don Quixote, Volume 2. Chapter 17. Wherein is shown the furthest and highest point which the unexampled courage of Don Quixote reached or could reach, together with the happily achieved adventure of the lions. The history tells that when Don Quixote called out to Sancho to bring him his helmet, Sancho was buying some curds the shepherds agreed to sell him, and, flurried by the great haste his master was in, did not know what to do with them or what to carry them in, so not to lose them, for he had already paid for them, he thought it best to throw them into his master's helmet, and, acting on this bright idea, he went to see what his master wanted with him, he, as he approached, exclaimed to him, Give me that helmet, my friend, for either I know little of adventures, or what I observe yonder is one that will, and it does, call upon me to arm myself. He of the Green Gabon, on hearing this, looked in all directions, but could perceive nothing except a cart coming towards them with two or three small flags, which led him to conclude it must be carrying treasure of the kings, and he said so to Don Quixote. He, however, would not believe him, being always persuaded and convinced that all that happened to him must be adventures and still more adventures, so he replied to the gentleman, He who is prepared has his battle half-thought. Nothing is lost by my preparing myself, for I know by experience that I have enemies, visible and invisible, and I know not when, or where, or at what moment, or in what shapes they will attack me. And turning to Sancho, he called for his helmet, and Sancho, as he had no time to take out the curds, had to give it just as it was. Don Quixote took it, and without perceiving what was in it, thrust it down in hot haste upon his head. But as the curds were pressed and squeezed, the way began to run all over his face and beard, whereat he was so startled that he cried out to Sancho, Sancho, what's this? I think my head is softening or my brains are melting, or I'm sweating from head to foot. If I am sweating, it is not indeed from fear, I am convinced beyond a doubt that the adventure which is about to befall me is a terrible one. Give me something to wipe myself with, if thou hast it for this profuse sweat is blinding me. Sancho held his tongue, and gave him a cloth, and gave thanks to God at the same time that his master had not found out what was the matter.  To which, with great composure and pretended innocence, Sancho replied, If they are curds, let me have them, your worship, and I'll eat them. But let the devil eat them, for it must have been he who put them there.  You have guessed the offender finally.  Well this time indeed they have missed their aim, for I trust to my master's good sense to see that I have got no curds or milk or anything of the sort, and that if I had, it is in my stomach I would put it and not in the helmet. Maybe so, said Don Quixote. All this the gentleman was observing, and with astonishment, more especially when, after having wiped himself clean, his head, face, beard, and helmet, Don Quixote put it on, and settling himself firmly in his stirrups, easing his sword in the scabbard, and grasping his lance, he cried, Now come who will, here am I, ready to try conclusions with Satan himself in person. By this time the cart with the flags had come up, unattended by anyone except the carter on a mule, and a man sitting in front. Don Quixote planted himself before it and said, Where are you going, brothers? What cart is this? What have you got in it? What flags are those? To this the carter replied, The cart is mine. What is in it is a pair of wild caged lions which the Governor of Oran is sending to court as a present to his majesty. And the flags are our lord the kings, to show that what is here is his property. And are the lions large? Asked Don Quixote. So large, replied the man who sat at the door of the cart, that larger, or as large, have never crossed from Africa to Spain. I am the keeper, and I have brought over others, but never any like these. They are male and female. The male is in that first cage, and the female in the one behind. And they are hungry now, for they have eaten nothing today, so let your worship stand aside, for we must make haste to the place where we are to feed them. Hereupon smiling slightly, Don Quixote exclaimed, Lion whelps to me, to me whelps of lions, and at such a time then by God those gentlemen who send them here shall see if I am a man to be frightened by lions. Get down, my good fellow, and as you are the keeper, open the cages, and turn me out those beasts, and in the midst of this plain I would let them know who Don Quixote of La Mancha is, in spite and in the teeth of the enchanters who send them to me. So so, said the gentleman to himself at this. For worthy knight has shown of what sort he is. The curds, no doubt, have softened his skull and brought his brains to a head. At this instant Sancho came up to him, saying, Senor, for God's sake do something to keep my master Don Quixote from tackling these lions, for if he does they'll tear us all to pieces here. Is your master so mad? Asked the gentleman, that you believe and are afraid he will engage such fierce animals. He is not mad, said Sancho, but he is venturesome. I will prevent it, said the gentleman, and going over to Don Quixote, who was insisting upon the keepers opening the cages, he said to him, Sir Knight, Knight's errands should attempt adventures which encourage the hope of a successful issue, not those which entirely withhold it. For Valar that trenches upon temerity savers, rather of madness than of courage. Moreover these lions do not come to oppose you, nor do they dream of such a thing. They are going his presence to his majesty, and it will not be right to stop them or delay their journey.  This is mine, and I know whether these gentlemen the lions come to me or not. And then, turning to the keeper, he exclaimed, By all that's good, sir Scoundrel, if you don't open the cages this very instant, I'll pin you to the cart with this lance. The Carter, seeing the determination of this apparition in armor, said to him, Please your worship for charity's sake, Signor, let me unyoke the mules and place myself in safety along with them before the lions are turned out. For if they kill them on me, I am ruined for life, for all I possess is this cart and mules.  You will soon see that you are exerting yourself for nothing, and that you might have spared yourself the trouble. The Carter got down, and with all speed, unyoked the mules, and the keeper called out at the top of his voice, I call all here to witness that against my will and under compulsion I open the cages and let the lions loose, and that I warn this gentleman that he will be accountable for all the harm and mischief which these beasts may do, and for my salary and dues as well.  Once more the gentleman strove to persuade Don Quixote not to do such a mad thing as it was tempting God to engage in such a piece of folly. To this Don Quixote replied that he knew what he was about. The gentleman in return entreated him to reflect for he knew he was under a delusion. Well, Signor, answered Don Quixote, if you do not like to be a spectator of this tragedy, as in your opinion it will be, spur your flea-bitten mare and place yourself in safety. Hearing this, Sancho, with tears in his eyes, entreated him to give up an enterprise compared with which the one of the windmills and the awful one of the folling mills, and in fact all of the feats he had attempted in the whole course of his life, were cakes and fancy bread. Look ye, Signor, said Sancho, there's no enchantment here nor anything of the sort. For between the bars and chinks of the cage I have seen the paw of a real lion, and judging by that I reckon the lion such a paw could belong to must be bigger than a mountain. Fear, at any rate, replied a Don Quixote, will make him look bigger to thee than half the world. Fear, Sancho, and leave me, and if I die here, thou knowest our old compact, thou wilt repair to Dulcinea, I say no more. To these he added some further words that banished all hope of his giving up his insane project. He of the Green Gabon would have offered resistance, but he found himself ill-matched as to arms, and did not think it prudent to come to blows with a madman, for such Don Quixote now showed himself to be in every respect. And the latter, renewing his commands to the keeper and repeating his threats, gave warning to the gentlemen to spur his mare, Sancho his dapple, and the Carter his mules, all striving to get away from the cart as far as they could before the lions broke loose. Sancho was weeping over his master's death, for this time he firmly believed it was in store for him from the claws of the lions, and he cursed his fate and called it an unlucky hour when he thought of taking service with him again. But with all his tears and lamentations he did not forget to thrash dapple so as to put a good space between himself and the cart. The keeper, seeing that the fugitives were now some distance off, once more untreated and warned him as before. But he replied that he heard him, and that he need not trouble himself with any further warnings or entreaties as they would be fruitless and bad him make haste. During the delay that occurred while the keeper was opening the first cage, Don Quixote was considering whether it would not be well to do battle on foot, instead of on horseback, and finally resolved to fight on foot, fearing that Rosanante might take fright at the sight of the lions. He therefore sprang off his horse, flung his lance aside, braced his buckler on his arm, and, drawing his sword, advanced slowly with marvellous intrebity and resolute courage to plant himself in front of the cart, commending himself with all his heart to God and to his lady, Dulcinea. It is to be observed that, on coming to this passage, the author of this voracious history breaks out into exclamations. Or doubte, Don Quixote, high metal-tastic stalling, mirror where in all the heroes of the world may see themselves, second modern dharma and where de Leon wants the glory and honor of Spanish knighthood. In what words shall I describe this dread exploit? By what language shall I make it credible to ages to come? What eulogies are there on meat for thee, though they be hyperboleys piled upon hyperboleys? On foot alone, undaunted, high-sold, with but a simple sword, and that no trenchant blade of the Pario brand a shield, but no bright polished steel one, there stood thou biding and awaiting the two fiercest lions that Africa's for a sever bread. Thy own deeds be thy praise, valiant fancigen, and here I leave them as they stand, wanting the words were with to glorify them. Here the author's outburst came to an end, and he proceeded to take up the thread of his story, saying that the keeper, seeing that Don Quixote, had taken up his position, and that it was impossible for him to avoid letting out the mail without incurring the enmity of the fiery and daring knight, flung open the doors of the first cage containing, as has been said, the lion, which was now seen to be of enormous size and grim and hideous mean. The first thing he did was to turn round in the cage in which he lay, and protrude his claws and stretch himself thoroughly. He next opened his mouth and yawned very leisurely, and with near two palms length of tongue that he had thrust forth. He licked the dust out of his eyes and washed his face. Having done this, he put his head out of the cage and looked all round with eyes like glowing coals, a spectacle and demeanor to strike tear into temerity itself. Don Quixote merely observed him steadily, longing for him to leap from the cart and come to close quarters with him when he hoped to hew him in pieces. So far did his unparalleled madness go, but the noble lion, more courteous than arrogant, not troubling himself about silly bravado, after having looked round, as has been said, turned about and presented his hind quarters to Don Quixote and very coolly and tranquilly lay down again in the cage. Seeing this, Don Quixote ordered the keeper to take a stick to him and provoke him to make him come out. That I won't, said the keeper, for if I anger him, the first he'll tear in pieces will be myself. Be satisfied, Sir Knight, with what you have done, which leaves nothing more to be said on the score of courage, and do not seek to tempt fortune a second time. The lion has the door open. He is free to come out or not to come out, but as he has not come out so far he will not come out today. Your worship's great courage has been fully manifested already. No brave champion, so it strikes me, is bound to do more than challenge his enemy and wait for him on the field.  That is true, said Don Quixote. Close the door, my friend, and let me have, in the best form thou canst, what thou hast seen me do by way of certificate to it, that thou didst open for the lion, that I waited for him, that he did not come out, that I still waited for him, and that still he did not come out, and lay down again. I am not bound to do more. Enchantments avant, and God uphold the right, the truth, and true chivalry. Close the door, as I badly, while I make signals to the fugitives that have left us, that they may learn this exploit from my lips. The keeper obeyed, and Don Quixote, fixing on the point of his lance the cloth he had wiped his face with after the deluge of curds, proceeded to recall the others, who still continued to fly, looking back at every step, all in a body, the gentleman bringing up the rear. Sancho, however, happening to observe the signal of the white cloth, exclaimed, May I die if my master has not overcome the wild beasts for he is calling to us. They all stopped, and perceived that it was Don Quixote who was making signals, and shaking off their fears to some extent, they approached slowly until they were near enough to hear distinctly Don Quixote's voice calling to them. They returned at length to the cart, and as they came up, Don Quixote said to the Carter, Put your mules to once more, brother, and continue your journey, and do thou, Sancho, give him two gold crowns for himself and the keeper to compensate for the delay they have incurred through me. That will I give with all my heart, said Sancho, but what has become of the lions? Are they dead or alive? The keeper then, in full detail, and bit by bit, described the end of the contest, exalting to the best of his power and ability the valor of Don Quixote, at the sight of whom the lion quailed and would not and dared not come out of the cage, although he had held the door open ever so long, and showing how, in consequence of his having represented to the knight that it was tempting God to provoke the lion in order to force him out, which he wished to have done, he very reluctantly and altogether against his will had allowed the door to be closed. What does thou think of this, Sancho? said Don Quixote. Are there any enchantments that can prevail against true valor? The enchanters may be able to rob me of good fortune, but of fortitude and courage they cannot. Sancho paid the crowns, the carter put to, the keeper kissed Don Quixote's hands for the bounty bestowed upon him, and promised to give an account of the valiant exploit to the king himself as soon as he saw him at court. Then, said Don Quixote, if his majesty should happen to ask who performed it, you must say the Knight of the Lions, for it is my desire that into this the name I have hitherto borne of Knight of the Rufal Caltenants be from this time forward changed, altered, transformed, and turned, and in this I follow the ancient usage of Knight's errant, who changed their names when they pleased, or when it suited their purpose. The cart went its way, and Don Quixote, Sancho, and he of the Green Gabon, went theirs. All this time Don Diego de Miranda had not spoken a word being entirely taken up with observing and noting all that Don Quixote did and said, and the opinion he formed was that he was a man of brains gone mad, and a madman on the verge of rationality. The first part of his history had not yet reached him for, had he read it, the amazement with which his words and deeds filled him would have vanished, as he would then have understood the nature of his madness. But knowing nothing of it, he took him to be rational one moment and crazy the next, for what he said was sensible, elegant, and well expressed, and what he did, absurd, rash, and foolish, and he said to himself, What could be matter than putting on a helmet full of curds, and then persuading oneself that enchanters are softening one's skull, or what could be greater rashness and folly than wanting to fight lions tooth and nail? Don Quixote roused him from these reflections and this soliloquy by saying, No doubt, Signor Don Diego de Miranda, you set me down in your mind is a fool and a madman, and it would be no wonder if you did, for my deeds do not argue you anything else, but for all that I would have you take notice that I am neither so mad nor so foolish as I must have seemed to you. A gallant knight shows to advantage bringing his lance to bear adroitly upon a fierce ball under the eyes of his sovereign in the midst of a spacious plaza. A knight shows to advantage a raid in glittering armor, pacing the lists before the ladies in some joyous tournament, and all those knights show to advantage that entertain, divert, and, if we may say so, honor the courts of their princes by war-like exercises, or what resemble them. But to greater advantage than all these does a knight err and show when he traverses deserts, solitudes, crossroads, forests, and mountains in quest of perilous adventures, bet on bringing them to a happy and a successful issue, all to win a glorious and lasting renown. To greater advantage I maintain does the knight err and show bringing aid to some widow in some lonely waste, than the court knight dallying with some city damsel. All knights have their own special parts to play. Let the courier devote himself to the ladies, let him add luster to his sovereign's court by his liveries, let him entertain poor gentlemen with the sumptuous fare of his table, let him arrange joustings, martial tournaments, and approve himself noble, generous, and magnificent, and above all a good Christian, and, as so doing, he will fulfill the duties that are especially his. But let the knight err and explore the corners of the earth and penetrate the most intricate labyrinths. At each step let him attempt impossibilities on desolate heaths, let him endure the burning rays of the Midsummer Sun, and the bitter inclemency of the winter winds and frosts. Let no lions daunt him, nor monsters terrify him, no dragons make him quail. For to seek these, to attack those, and to vanquish all are in truth his main duties. I, then, as it has fallen to my lot, to be a member of knight errantry, cannot avoid attempting all that to me seems to come within the sphere of my duties. Thus it was my bound and a duty to attack those lions that I just now attacked, although I knew it to be the height of rashness. For I know well what valor is, that it is a virtue that occupies a place between two vicious extremes, cowardice and temerity. But it will be a lesser evil for him who is valiant to rise till he reaches the point of rashness than to sink until he reaches the point of cowardice. For as it is easier for the prodigal than for the miser to become generous, so it is easier for a rashman to prove truly valiant than for a coward to rise to true valor. And believe me, Senor Don Diego, in attempting adventures it is better to lose by a card too many than by a card too few, for to hear it said, such a knight is rash and daring, sounds better than such a knight is timid and cowardly. I protest, Senor Don Quixote, Senor Don Diego, everything you have said and done is proved correct by the test of reason itself. And I believe, if the laws and ordinances of knight errantry should be lost, they might be found in your worship's breast, as in their own proper depository and monument house. But let us make haste, and reach my village where you shall take rest after your late exertions, for if they have not been of the body, they have been of the spirit and these sometimes tend to produce bodily fatigue. I take the invitation as a great favor and honor, Senor Don Diego, replied Don Quixote, and pressing forward at a better pace than before, at about two in the afternoon they reached the village and house of Don Diego, or as Don Quixote called him, the Night of the Green Gabon. End of Chapter 17 Chapter 18 Of what happened to Don Quixote in the castle or house of the Night of the Green Gabon, together with other matters out of the common? Don Quixote found Don Diego de Miranda's house built in village style, with his arms in rough stone over the street door. In the patio was the storeroom, and at the entrance the cellar, with plenty of wine jars standing round, which, coming from El Tavoso, brought back to his memory his enchanted and transformed dalsinea, and with a sigh and not thinking of what he was saying or in whose presence he was, he exclaimed, Oh ye sweet treasures to my sorrow found, once sweet and welcome when to his heaven's good will, oh ye tabocent jars, how ye bring back to my memory the sweet object of my bitter regrets. The student poet, Don Diego's son, who had come out with his mother to receive him, heard this exclamation, and both mother and son were filled with amazement at the extraordinary figure he presented. He, however, dismounting from Rosinante, advanced with great politeness to ask permission to kiss the lady's hand, while Don Diego said, Signora, pray receive with your wanted kindness, Signor Don Quixote of La Mancha, whom you see before you, a nighterrant, and the bravest and wisest in the world. The lady, whose name was Donna Cristina, received him with every sign of goodwill and great courtesy, and Don Quixote placed himself at her service with an abundance of well chosen and polished phrases. Almost the same civilities were exchanged between him and the student, who, listening to Don Quixote, took him to be a sensible, clear-headed person. Here the author describes minutely everything belonging to Don Diego's mansion, putting before us in his picture the whole contents of a rich gentleman farmer's house. But the translator of the history thought it best to pass over these and other details of the same sort in silence, as they are not in harmony with the main purpose of the story, the strong point of which is truth rather than dull digressions. They led Don Quixote into a room, and Sancho removed his armor, leaving him in loose walloom breeches and chamois leather doublet, all stained with the rust of his armor. His collar was a falling one of scholastic cut, without starch or lace. His buskins buff-colored, and his shoes polished. He wore his good sword, which hung in a baldrick of sea-wolf skin, for he had suffered for many years, they say, from an ailment of the kidneys, and overall he threw a long cloak of good gray cloth. But first of all, with five or six buckets of water, for as regard the number of buckets there is some dispute, he washed his head and face, and still the water remained gray-colored thanks to Sancho's greediness and purchase of those unlucky curds that turned his master so white. Thus arrayed, and with an easy, sprightly and gallant air, Don Quixote passed out into another room, where the student was waiting to entertain him while the table was being laid. For on the arrival of so distinguished a guest, Dona Cristina was anxious to show that she knew how, and was able to give, a becoming reception to those who came to her house. While Don Quixote was taking off his armor, Don Lorenzo, for so Don Diego's son was called, took the opportunity to say to his father, What are we to make of this gentleman you have brought home to us, sir? For his name, his appearance, and your describing him as a nighterrant, have completely puzzled my mother in me. I don't know what to say, my son. Replied to Don Diego, all I can tell thee is that I have seen him act the acts of the greatest madman in the world, and heard him make observations so sensible that they are facing undo all he does. Do thou talk to him, and feel the pulse of his wits, and, as thou art shrewd, form the most reasonable conclusion thou canst as to his wisdom or folly, though, to tell the truth, I am more inclined to take him to be mad than sane. With this, Don Lorenzo went away to entertain Don Quixote, as has been said, and in the course of the conversation that passed between them, Don Quixote said to Don Lorenzo, Your father, a senior Don Diego, the Miranda, has told me of the rare abilities and subtle intellect you possess, and, above all, that you are a great poet. A poet it may be, replied Don Lorenzo, but a great one by no means. It is true that I am somewhat given to poetry, and to reading good poets, but not so much so as to justify the title of great which my father gives me. I do not dislike that modesty, said Don Quixote, for there is no poet who is not conceited and does not think he is the best poet in the world. There is no rule without an exception, said Don Lorenzo. There may be some who are poets, and yet do not think they are. Very few, said Don Quixote, but tell me, what verses are those which you have now in hand and which your father tells me keep you somewhat restless and absorbed? If it be some gloss, I know something about glosses, and I should like to hear them. And if they are for a poetical tournament, contrive to carry off the second prize, for the first always goes by favor or personal standing, the second by simple justice, and so the third comes to be the second, and the first, reckoning in this way, will be third, in the same way as licentious degrees are conferred at the universities. But for all that, the title of first is a great distinction. So far, said Don Lorenzo to himself, I should not take you to be a madman, but let us go on. So he said to him, your worship has apparently attended the schools. What sciences have you studied? That of knight errantry, said Don Quixote, which is as good as that of poetry and even a fingerer to above it. I do not know what science that is, said Don Lorenzo, and until now I have never heard of it. It is a science, said Don Quixote, that comprehends in itself all or most of the sciences in the world, for he who professes it must be a jurist and must know the rules of justice, distributive and equitable, so as to give to each one what belongs to him and is due to him. He must be a theologian, so as to be able to give a clear and distinctive reason for the Christian faith he professes, wherever it may be asked of him. He must be a physician, and above all a herbalist, so as in wastes and solitudes, to know the herbs that have the property of healing wounds, for a knight errant must not go looking for someone to cure him at every step. He must be an astronomer, so as to know by the stars how many hours of the night have passed and what climb and quarter of the world he is in. He must know mathematics, for at every turn some occasion for them will present itself to him, and putting it aside that he must be adorned with all the virtues, cardinal and theological, to come down to minor particulars, he must, I say, be able to swim as well as Nicholas or Nicolaeus, the fish could as the story goes. He must know how to chew a horse, and repair his saddle and bridle, and to return to higher matters. He must be faithful to God and to his lady. He must be pure in thought, decorous in words, generous in works, valiant in deeds, patient in suffering, compassionate towards the needy, and lastly, an upholder of the truth though its defence should cost him his life. Of all these qualities, great and small, is a true knight errant made up. Judge then, a senior Don Lorenzo, whether it be a contemptible science which the knight who studies and professes it has to learn, and whether it may not compare with the very loftiest that are taught in the schools. If that be so, replied Don Lorenzo, this science I protest surpasses all. How, if that be so, said Don Quixote, what I mean to say, said Don Lorenzo, is that I doubt whether there are now or ever were any knights errant and adorned with such virtues. Many a time, replied Don Quixote, if I said what I now say once more, that the majority of the world or of opinion that there never were any knights errant in it, and as it is my opinion that, unless heaven by some miracle brings home to them the truth that there were and are, all the pains one takes will be in vain, as experience has often proved to me. I will not now stop to disabuse you of the error you share with a multitude. All I shall do is to pray to heaven to deliver you from it, and to show you how beneficial and necessary knights errant were in days of your. And how useful they would be in these days were they but in vogue. But now, for the sins of the people, sloth and indolence, gluttony and luxury are triumphant. Our caste is broken out on our hands, said Don Lorenzo to himself at this point, but for all that, he is a glorious madman, and I should be a dull blockhead to doubt it. Here, being summoned to dinner, they brought their colloquy to a close. Don Diego asked his son what he had been able to make out as to the wits of their guest, to which he replied, All the doctors and clever scribes in the world will not make sense of the scrawl of his madness.  They went in to dinner, and the repast was such as Don Diego said on the road he wasn't the habit of giving to his guests. Neat, plentiful, and tasty. But what pleased Don Quixote most was the marvelous silence that rained throughout the house, for it was like a Carthusian monastery. When the cloth had been removed, Grace said, and their hands washed, Don Quixote earnestly pressed Don Lorenzo to repeat to him his verses for the poetical tournament, to which he replied, Not to be like those poets who, when they are asked to recite their verses refuse, and when they are not asked for them vomit them up, I will repeat my gloss, for which I do not expect any prize, having composed it merely as an exercise of ingenuity. A discerning friend of mine, said Don Quixote, was of opinion that no one ought to waste labor in glossing verses, and the reason he gave was that the gloss can never come up to the text, and that often or most frequently it wanders away from the meaning and purpose aimed at the glossed lines, and besides that the laws of the gloss were too strict, as they did not allow interrogations, nor said he, nor I say, nor turning verbs into nouns, or altering the construction, not to speak of other restrictions and limitations that fetter gloss writers, as you no doubt know. Verily, Sr. Don Quixote, said Don Lorenzo, I wish I could catch your worship tripping at a stretch, but I cannot, for you slip through my fingers like an eel. I don't understand what you say or mean by slipping, said Don Quixote. I will explain myself another time, said Don Lorenzo, for the present pray attend to the glossed verses and the gloss which run thus. Could was become an is for me, then would I ask no more than this, or could, for me, the time that is become the time that is to be. Gloss Dame Fortune once upon a day to me was bountiful and kind, but all things change. She changed her mind, and what she gave she took away. O Fortune, long I've sued to thee, the gifts thou gaveest me restore, for, trust me, I would ask no more could was become an is for me. No other prize I seek to gain, no triumph, glory, or success, only the long lost happiness, the memory whereof, is pain. One taste me thinks, of bygone bliss the heart consuming fire might stay, and, so it come without delay, then would I ask no more than this. I asked what cannot be alas, that time should ever be and then come back to us and be again. No power on earth can bring to pass. For fleet of foot is he, I wist, and idly, therefore, do we pray that for a hath left us may become for us the time that is. Perplexed, uncertain to remain, twist hope and fear is death, not life. Tore better sure to end the strife and dying seek release from pain. And yet thought were the best for me. Anon, the thought aside, I fling and to the present fondly cling, and dread the time that is to be. When Don Lorenzo had finished reciting his gloss, Don Quixote stood up and in a loud voice, almost a shout, exclaimed as he grasped Don Lorenzo's right hand in his. By the highest heavens, noble youth, but you are the best poet on earth, and deserve to be crowned with laurel, not by Cyprus or by Gaeta, as a certain poet, God forgive him said, but by the academies of Athens, if they still flourished, and by those that flourish now, Paris, Bologna, Salamanca. Heaven grant that the judges who rob you of the first prize, that Phoebus may pierce them with his arrows, and the muses never cross the thresholds of their doors. Repeat me some of your long measure verses, senor, if you will be so good, for I want thoroughly to feel the pulse of your rare genius. Is there any need to say that Don Lorenzo enjoyed hearing himself praised by Don Quixote, albeit he looked upon him as a madman? Power of flattery, how far reaching art thou, and how wide are the bounds of thy pleasant jurisdiction? Don Lorenzo gave a proof of it, for he complied with Don Quixote's request and entreaty, and repeated to him this sonnet on the fable or story of Pyramus and Thisby. Sonnet. The lovely maid she pierces now the wall, heart pierced by her young Pyramus' stuff lie, and love spreads wing from Cyprus Isle to fly, a chink to view so wondrous great and small. There silence speaketh, for no voice at all can pass so straight astray, but love will ply, where to all other power to a vain to try, for love will find away what ere befall. Impatient of delay, with reckless pace the rash maid wins the fatal spot where she sinks not in lovers' arms, but deaths embrace. So runs the strange tale, how the lovers twain, one sword, one sepulcher, one memory, slays and entombs, and brings to life again. Blessed be God, said Don Quixote when he had heard Don Lorenzo's sonnet, that among the hosts there are of irritable poets, I have found one consummate one, which, senor, the art of this sonnet proves to me that you are. For four days was Don Quixote most sumptuously entertained in Don Diego's house, at the end of which time he asked his permission to depart, telling him he thanked him for the kindness and hospitality he had received in his house, but that, as it did not become night's errands to give themselves up for long to idleness and luxury, he was anxious to fulfill the duties of his calling in seeking adventures, of which he was informed there was an abundance in that neighborhood, where he hoped to employ his time until the day came round for the jousts at Saragossa, for that was his proper destination, and that, first of all, he meant to enter the cave of Montesinos, of which so many marvelous things were reported all through the country, and at the same time to investigate and explore the origin and true source of the seven lakes commonly called the Lakes of Ruidera. Don Diego and his son commended his laudable resolution and bade him furnish himself with all he wanted from their house and belongings, as they would most gladly be of service to him, which, indeed, his personal worth and his honorable profession made him come upon them. The day of his departure came at length, as welcome to Don Quixote as it was sad and sorrowful to Sancho Pansa, who was very well satisfied with the abundance of Don Diego's house, and objected to return to the starvation of the woods and wilds and the short commons of his ill-stocked alforhas. These, however, he filled and packed with what he considered needful. On taking leave, Don Quixote said to Don Lorenzo, I know not whether I have told you already, but if I have, I tell you once more that if you wish to spare yourself fatigue and toil in reaching the inaccessible summit of the Temple of Fame, you have nothing to do but to turn aside out of the somewhat narrow path of poetry and take the still narrower one of Night Errantry. Wide enough, however, to make you an emperor in the twinkling of an eye. In this speech, Don Quixote wound up the evidence of his madness, but still better in what he added when he said, God knows I would gladly take Don Lorenzo with me to teach him how to spare the humble and trample the proud underfoot, virtues that are part and parcel of the profession I belong to, but since his tender age does not allow of it, nor his praise worthy pursuits permit it, I will simply content myself with impressing it upon your worship that you will become famous as a poet if you are guided by the opinion of others rather than by your own, because no fathers or mothers ever think their own children ill-favored, and this sort of deception prevails still more strongly in the case of the children of the brain. Both father and son were amazed afresh at the strange medley Don Quixote talked, at one moment's sense, at another nonsense, and at the pertinacity and persistence he displayed, and going through thick and thin in quest of his unlucky adventures, which he made the end and aim of his desires. There was a renewal of offers of service and civilities, and then, with the gracious permission of the lady of the castle, they took their departure, Don Quixote on Rosanante and Sancho on Dapel. 19 Don Quixote had gone but a short distance beyond Don Diego's village, when he fell in with a couple of either priests or students, and a couple of peasants, mounted on four beasts of the ass kind. One of the students carried, wrapped up in a piece of green buckram by way of portmanteau, was seemed to be a little linen and a couple pairs of ribbed stockings. The other carried nothing but a pair of new fencing foils with buttons. The peasants carried divers articles that showed they were on their way from some large town where they had bought them, and were taking them to their home village, and both students and peasants were struck with the same amazement that everyone felt who saw Don Quixote for the first time, and were dying to know who this man, so different from ordinary men, could be. Don Quixote saluted them, and after ascertaining that their road was the same as his, made them an offer of his company, and begged them to slacken their pace, as their young asses traveled faster than his horse. And then, to gratify them, he told them in a few words who he was and the calling and profession he followed, which was that of a knight errand seeking adventures in all parts of the world. He informed them that his own name was Don Quixote of La Mancha, and that he was called, by way of surname, the Knight of the Lions. All this was Greek or gibberish to the peasants, but not so to the students, who very soon perceived the crack in Don Quixote's fate. For all that, however, they regarded him with admiration and respect, and one of them said to him, If you, Sir Knight, have no fixed road, as it is the way with those who seek adventures not to have any, let your worship come with us. You will see one of the finest and richest weddings that up to this day have ever been celebrated in La Mancha, or for many a leak round. Don Quixote asked him if it was some princes that he spoke of it in this way. Not at all, said the student. It is a wedding of a farmer and a farmer's daughter. He is the richest in all this country, she the fairest mortal ever set eyes on. The display with which it is to be attended will be something rare and out of the common, for it will be celebrated and a meadow adjoining to the town of the bride, who is called, par excellence, Qiteria the faire, as the bridegroom is called Camacho the rich. She is eighteen and he twenty-two, and they are fairly matched, though some knowing ones, who have all the pedigrees in the world by heart, will have it that the family of the faire Qiteria is better than Camacho's. But no one minds that nowadays, for wealth can solder a great many flaws. At any rate, Camacho is free-handed, and it is his fancy to screen the whole meadow with bows and cover it in overhead, so that the sun will have hard work if he tries to get in to reach the grass that covers the soil. He has provided dancers, too, not only sword but also bell dancers, for in his own town there are those who ring the changes and jingle the bells to perfection. Of shoe dancers I say nothing, for of them he has engaged a host. But none of these things, nor of the many others I have omitted to mention, will do more to make this a memorable wedding than the part which I suggest the despairing Basilio will play in it. This Basilio is a youth of the same village as Qiteria, and he lived in the house next door to that of her parents, of which circumstance loved to give advantage to reproduce the word of the long-forgotten loves of Pyramus and Thisby. For Basilio loved Qiteria from his earliest years, and she responded to his passion with countless modest proofs of affection, so that the loves of the two children, Basilio and Qiteria, were the talk and amusement of the town. As they grew up, the father of Qiteria made up his mind to refuse Basilio his wanted freedom of access to the house, and to relieve himself of constant down to suspicions. He arranged a match for his daughter with the rich Camacho, as he did not approve of marrying her to Basilio, who had not so large a share of the gifts of fortune as of nature, for if the truth be told ungrudgingly, he is the most agile youth we know, a mighty thrower of the bar, a first-rate wrestler, and a great ball-player. He runs like a deer, and leaps better than a goat. Bulls over the nine pins as if by magic, sings like a lark, plays the guitar as though to make it speak, and above all handles the sword as well as the best. For that excellence alone, said Don Quixote at this, the youth deserves to marry not merely the fair Qiteria, but Queen Guinevere herself, were she alive now, in spite of Lancelot and all who would try to prevent it. Say that to my wife, said Sancho, who had until now listened in silence, for she won't hear of anything but each one marrying his equal, holding with the proverb, each you to her like. And what I would like is that this good Basilio, for I am beginning to take a fancy to him already, should marry this lady Qiteria, and a blessing and good luck. I mean to say the opposite, on people who would prevent those who love one another from marrying. If all those who love one another were to marry, said Don Quixote, it would deprive parents of the right to choose, and marry their children to the proper person and at the proper time. And if it was left to daughters to choose husbands as they pleased, one would be for choosing her father's servant, and another, someone she has seen passing in the street and fancies gallant and dashing, though he may be a drunken bully, for love and fancy easily blind the eyes of judgment, so wanted in choosing one's way of life, and the matrimonial choice is very liable to error, and it needs great caution, and the special favor of heaven to make it a good one. He who has had a long journey will, if he is wise, look for some trusty and pleasant companion to accompany him before he sets out. Why then, should not he do the same, who has to make the whole journey of life down to the final halting place of death, more especially when the companion has to be his companion in bed, at board, and everywhere, as the wife is to her husband? The companionship of one's wife is no article of merchandise, that, after it has been bought, may be returned, or bartered, or changed, for it is an inseparable accident that lasts as long as life lasts. It is a noose that, once you put it round your neck, it turns into a gordian knot, which, if the scythe of death does not cut it, there is no untying. I could say a great deal more on this subject, where I am not prevented by the anxiety I feel to know if this senior licentiate has anything more to tell about the story of Basilio. To this the student, bachelor, or, as Don Quixote called him, licentiate, replied, I have nothing whatever to say further, but that from the moment Basilio learned that the fair Caterio is to be married to Camacho the rich, he has never been seen to smile, or heard to utter rational word. And he always goes about moody and dejected, talking to himself in a way that shows plainly he is out of his senses. He eats little and sleeps little, and all he eats is fruit, and when he sleeps, if he sleeps at all, it is in the field on the hard earth like a brute beast. Sometimes he gazes at the sky, and other times he fixes his eyes on the earth in such an abstracted way that he might be taken for a closed statue, with its drapery stirred by the wind. In short, he shows such signs of a heart crushed by suffering that all we who know him believe that when tomorrow the fair Caterio says yes, it will be his sentence of death. God will guide it better, said Sancho, for God who gives the wound gives the salve. Nobody knows what will happen. There are good many hours between this and tomorrow, and any one of them, or any moment, the house may fall. I have seen the rain coming down and the sun shining all at one time. Many a one goes to bed in good health, who can't stir the next day. And tell me, is there anyone who can boast of having driven a nail into the wheel of fortune? No, faith. And between a woman's yes and no, I wouldn't bench you to put the point of a pin, for there would be not room for it. If you tell me Cateria loves Basilio heart and soul, then I'll give him a bag of good luck. For love, I have heard say, looks through spectacles that make copper seem gold, poverty wealth, and blier eyes pearls. What art thou driving at, Sancho? Curses on thee, said Don Quixote, for when thou take his two stringing proverbs and sayings together, no one can understand thee but Judas himself, and I wish he had thee. Tell me, thou animal, what dost thou know about nails or wheels or anything else? Oh, if you don't understand me, replied Sancho, it is no wonder my words are taken for nonsense. But no matter. I understand myself, and I know I have not said anything very foolish in what I have said. Only your worship, senor, is always groveling at everything I say. Nay, everything I do. Caviling, not graveling, said Sancho, thou provericator of honest language, God confound thee. Don't find fault with me, your worship, returned Sancho. For you know I have not been bred up a court or trained at Salamanca, to know whether I am adding or dropping a letter or so in my words. Why, God bless me, it's not fair to force a sayagoman to speak like a Toledan. Maybe there are Toledans who do not hit it off when it comes to polished talk. That is true, said the licentiate. For those who have been bred up in the tanneries and the Zocadover cannot talk like those who are almost all day pacing in the cathedral cloisters, and yet they are all Toledans. Pure, correct, elegant, and lucid language will be met with men of courtly breeding and discrimination, though they may have been born in Mahalihonda. I say of discrimination because there are many who are not so, and discrimination is the grammar of good language, if it be accompanied by practice. I, sirs, for my sins have studied canon law at Salamanca, and I rather pick myself on expressing my mean in clear, plain, and intelligible language. If you did not pick yourself more on your dexterity with those foils you carry than on dexterity of tongue, said the other student, you would have been head of the degrees where you are now tail. Look here, bachelor Cortuello, return the licentiate. You have the most mistaken idea in the world about skill with the sword, if you think it useless. It is no idea on my part, but an established truth, replied Cortuello. And if you wish me to prove it to you by experiment, you have swords there, and it is a good opportunity. I have had a steady hand and a strong arm, and these joined with my resolution, which is not small, will make you confess that I am not mistaken. Dismount and put it in practice your positions and circles and angles in science, for I hope to make you see stars at noon-day with my rude, raw swordsmanship, in which, next to God, place my trust that the man is yet to be born, who will make me turn my back, and that there is not one in the world I will not compel to give ground. As to whether you turn your back or not, I do not concern myself, replied the master of fence, though it might be that your grave would be dug on the spot where you placed your foot the first time. I mean that you would be stretched dead there for despising skill with the sword. We shall soon see, replied Cortuello, and getting off his ask briskly, he drew out furiously one of the swords a licentiate carried on his beast. It must not be that way, said Don Quixote at this point. I will be the director of this fencing match, and judge of this often disputed question, and dismounting from Rosinante and grabbing his lance, he planted himself in the middle of the road, just as the licentiate, with an easy graceful bearing and step advanced toward Cortuello, who came on against him, darting fire from his eyes as the saying is. The other two of the company, the peasants, without dismounting from their asses, served as spectators of the mortal tragedy. The cuts, thrusts, downstrokes, backstrokes, and doubles that Cortuello delivered were past counting and came thicker than hops or hail. He attacked like an angry lion, but he was met by a tap on the mouth from the button of the licentiate sword that checked him in the midst of his furious onset, and made him kiss it as if it were a relic, though not as devoutly as relics are and ought to be kissed. The end of it was as the licentiate reckoned up for him the thrust every one of the buttons of the short cascay war, tore up the skirts and his strips, like the tails of a cuttlefish, knocked off his hat twice, and so completely tired him out that in vexation, anger, and rage he took the sword by the hilt and flung it away with such force that one of the peasants that were there, who was a notary, and who went for it, made an affidavit afterwards that he sent it nearly three quarters of a league, which testimony will serve and has served, to show unestablished with all certainty that strength is overcome by skill. Cortuello sat down worried, and Sancho approached him and said, By my faith, Senor Bachelor, if your worship takes my advice, you will never challenge anyone to fence again, only to wrestle and throw the bar, for you have the youth and strength for that, but as for these fencers, as they call them, I have heard say they can put the point of a sword through the eye of a needle. I am satisfied with having tumbled off my donkey, said Cortuello, and with having had the truth I was so ignorant of proved to me by experience, and getting up he embraced the licentiate, and they were better friends than ever, and not caring to wait for the notary who had gone for the sword, as they say he would be a long time about it, they resolved to push on so as to reach the village of Cateria, to which they all belonged in good time. During the remainder of the journey the licentiate held forth to them on the excellences of the sword, with such conclusive arguments, and such figures and mathematical proofs that all were convinced of the value of the science, and Cortuello cured of his dogmatism. It grew dark, but before they reached the town it seemed to them all as if there was a heaven full of countless glittering stars in front of it. They heard, too, the pleasant mingled notes of a variety of instruments, flutes, drums, plasalderies, pipes, tabours, timbrels, and as they drew near they perceived that the trees of a leafy arcade that had been made constructed at the entrances of the town were filled with lights unaffected by the wind. For the breeze at the time was so gentle that it had not power to stir the leaves on the trees. The musicians were the life of the wedding, wandering through the pleasant grounds in separate bands, some dancing, others singing, others playing the various instruments already mentioned. In short, it seemed as though mirth and gaiety were frisking and gambling all over the meadow. Several other persons were engaged in erecting raised benches from which people might conveniently see the plays and dances that were to be performed the next day on the spot dedicated to the celebration of the marriage of Camacho the rich and the obsequies of Basilio. Don Quixote would not enter the village, although the peasant as well as the bachelor pressed him. He excused himself, however, on the grounds, amply sufficient in his opinion, that it was the custom of night's errand to sleep in the fields and woods in preference to towns, even were it under gilded ceilings, and so turned aside a little out of the road, very much against Sancho's will, as to the good quarters he had enjoyed in the castle or house of Don Diego came back to his mind. End of Chapter 19 Chapter 20 Wearing an account is given of the wedding of Camacho the rich, together with the incident of Basilio the poor. Scarce had the fair Aurora given bright febis time to dry the liquid pearls upon her golden locks with the heat of his fervent rays when Don Quixote shaking off sloth from his limbs, sprang to his feet and called to his squire Sancho, who was still snoring, seeing which Don Quixote ere he roused him and thus addressed him. Happy, though, above all dwellers on the face of the earth, that, without envying or being envied, sleepest with the tranquil mind, that neither enchanters persecute nor enchantments affright. Sleep, I say, and will say a hundred times, without any jealous thoughts of thy mistress to make the keep ceaseless vigils, or any cares as to how thou art to pay the debts thou o'est, or find tomorrow's food for thyself and thy needy little family, to interfere with thy repose. Ambition breaks not thy rest, nor doth this world's empty pomp disturb thee. For the utmost reach of thy anxiety is to provide for thy ass, since upon my shoulders thou hast laid the support of thyself, the counter-poise and burden that nature and custom have imposed upon masters. The servant sleeps, and the master lies awake thinking of how he is to feed him, advance him, and reward him. The distress of seeing the sky turn brazen, and withhold its needful moisture from the earth, is not felt by the servant, but by the master, who in time of scarcity and famine must support him who has served him in times of plenty and abundance. To all this Sancho made no reply because he was asleep.  He awoke at last, drowsy and lazy, and casting his eyes about in every direction, observed, There comes, if I don't mistake, from the quarter of that arcade a steam and a swell of a great deal more like fried rashes than gallangale or thym. A wedding that begins with smells like that, by my faith, ought to be plentiful and unstinting. Have done, thou glutton, said Don Quixote. Come, let us go and witness this bridle and see what the rejected Basilio does. Let him do what he likes, returned Sancho. Be he not poor, he would marry Criteria. To make a grand match for himself, and he without a farthing, is there nothing else? Faith, senor, it's my opinion the poor man should be content with what he can get and not go looking for dainties on the bottom of the sea. I will bet my arm for that Camacho could bury Basilio in reels, and if that be so, as no doubt it is, what a fool Criteria would be to refuse that fine dresses and jewels Camacho must have given her and will give her, and take Basilio's bar throwing and sword play. They won't give a pint of wine at the tavern for a good cast of the bar or a neat thrust of the sword. Talons and accomplishments that can't be turned into money, lest count dearlo's have them. But when such gives fault to one that has hard cash, I wish my condition of life was as becoming as they are. On a good fountain you can raise a good building, and the best fountain in the world is money. For God's sake, Sancho, said Don Quixote here, stop that harangue. It is my belief, if thou twert allowed to continue, all thou beginnest every instant, thou wouldst have no time left for eating or sleeping, for thou would spend it all in talking. If your worship had a good memory, replied Sancho, you would remember the articles of our agreement before we started from home this last time. One of them was that I was to be, let's say, all I liked, so long as it was not against my neighbor or your worship's authority, and so far, it seems to me, I have not broken the said article. I remember no such article, Sancho, said Don Quixote, and even if it were so, I desire you to hold your tongue and come along. For the instruments we heard last night are already beginning to enliven the valleys again, and no doubt the marriage will take place in the cool of the morning and not in the heat of the afternoon. Sancho did as his master bade him, and putting the saddle on Rosinante and the pack saddle on Dappel, they both mounted, and at a leisurely pace, entered the arcade. The first thing that presented itself to Sancho's eyes was a whole ock spitted on a whole elm tree, and in the fire at which it was to be roasted, there was a burning, a middle-sized mountain of faggots, and six stew pots that stood round the blaze had not been made in the ordinary mold of common pots, for they were six half wine jars, each fit to hold the contents of a slaughterhouse. They swallowed up whole sheep, and hid them away in their insides without showing any more sign of them than if they were pigeons. Countless were the hairs ready-skinned and plucked fowls that hung on trees for burial in the pots, numberless the wildfowl and game of various sorts suspended from the branches that the air might keep them cool. Sancho counted more than 60 wine-skins of over six gallons each, and all filled, as it proved afterwards, with generous wines. There were, besides piles of the widest bread, like the heaps of corn onesies on the threshing floors. There was a wall made of cheeses arranged like an open brickwork, and two cauldrons full of oil, bigger than those of a dire sheep, served for cooking fritters, which when fried were taken out with two mighty shovels, and plunged into another cauldron of prepared honey that stood close by. Of cooks and cookmaids, there were over fifty, all clean, brisk, and blithe. In the capacious belly of the ox were a dozen soft little suckling pigs, which, sewn up there, served to give it the tenderness and flavor. The spices of different kinds did not seem to have been bought by the pound, but by the quarter, and all lay open to view in a great chest. In short, all the preparations made for the wedding were in rustic cycle, but abundant enough to feed an army. Sancho observed all, contemplated all, and everything won his heart. The first to captivate and take his fancy were the pots, out of which he would very gladly help himself to make a moderate pipkinful. Then the wine skin secured his affections, and lastly, the produce of the frying pans. If, indeed, such imposing cauldrons may be called frying pans. An unable to control himself or bear it any longer, he approached one of the busy cooks, and civilly but hungrily begged permission to soak a scrap of bread in one of the pots, to which the cook made answer, Brother, this is not a day on which hunger is to have any sway, thanks to the rich Camacho. Get down and look about for a ladle, and skim off a hen or two. And much good may they do you. I don't see one, said Sancho. Wait a bit, said the cook, sinner that I am. How particular and bashful you are! And so, saying, he seized a bucket and plunging it into one of the half-jars, took up three hens and a couple of geese, and said to Sancho, Fall too, friend, and take the edge off your appetite with these skimmings until dinner time comes. I have nothing to put them in, said Sancho. Well then, said the cook, take spoon and all, for Camacho's wealth and happiness furnished everything. While Sancho fared thus, Don Quixote was watching the entrance, at one end of the arcade, of some twelve peasants, all in holiday and gala dress. Mounted on twelve beautiful mares, with rich hens and field trappings, and a number of little bells attached to their petrels, who, should in their regular order, ran not one but several courses over the meadow, with jubilant shouts and cries of, Long live Camacho and Coteria! He is as rich as she is fair, and she the fairest on earth. Hearing this, Don Quixote said to himself, It is easy to see these folk have never seen my Dolce and Nea del Teboso, for if they had, they would be more moderate in their praises of this Coteria of theirs. Shortly after this, several bands of dancers of various sorts began to enter the arcade at different points, and among them one of the sword dancers composed of some four and twenty lads of gallant and high-spirited mien, clad in the finest and widest of linen, and with handkerchiefs embroidered in various colors with fine silk, and one of those on the mares asked an active youth who led them if any of the dancers had been wounded. As yet, thank God, no one has been wounded, said he, we are all safe and sound. And he had once began to execute complicated figures with the rest of his comrades, with so many turns and so great dexterity, that although Don Quixote was well used to see dances of the same kind, he thought he had never seen any so good as this. He admired another that came in composed of very young maidens, none of whom seemed to be under fourteen or over eighteen years of age, all clad in green stuff, with their locks partly braided, partly flowing loose, but all of such bright gold as to vie with the sunbeams, and over them they wore garlands of jesamine, roses, amaranth, and honeysuckle.  The notes of a Zamora bagpipe accompanied them, and with modesty in their countenances, and their eyes, and lightness in their feet, they looked the best dancers in the world. Following these, there came an artistic dance of the sort they call speaking dances. It was composed of eight nymphs in two files, with the god Cupid leading one, and interest the other, the former furnished with wings, bow, quiver, and arrows, the latter in a rich dress of gold and silk of divers' colors. The nymphs that followed love, bore their names written on white parchment in large letters on their backs. Poetry was the name of the first, wit of the second, birth of the third, and valor of the fourth. Those that followed interest were distinguished in the same way. The badges of firsts announced liberality, that of the second, largesse, the third, treasure, and the fourth, peaceful possession. In front of them all came a wooden castle drawn by four wild men, all clad in ivy and hemp and stained green, and looking so natural that they nearly terrified Sancho. On the front of the castle and on each of the four sides of its frame it bore the inscription, Castle of Caution. Four skillful tabber and flute players accompanied them, and the dance having been opened, Cupid, after executing two figures, raised his eyes and bent his bow against the damsel who stood between the turrets of the castle and thus addressed her. I am the mighty God whose sway is potent over land and sea. The heavens above us own me. Nay, the shades below acknowledge me. I know not fear. I have my will. Whatever my whim or fancy may be. For me there is no one possible. I order, bind, forbid, and set free. Having concluded the stanza, he discharged an arrow at the top of the castle and went back to his place. Interest then came forward and went through two more figures, and as soon as the tabboers ceased, he said, But my dear, then, love am I. Though love it be that leads me on, then my no lineage is more high, or older, underneath the sun. To use me rightly few know how, to act without me few are still, for I am interest, and I vow forevermore to do thy will. Interest retired, and poetry came forward, and when she had gone through her figures like the others, fixing her eyes on the damsel of the castle, she said, With many a fanciful conceit, fair lady, when some posy, her soul, an offering at thy feet, presents in sonnets unto thee. If thou my homage wilt not scorn, thy fortune, watched by envious eyes, on wings of posy upborn, shall be exalted into the skies. Poetry withdrew, and on the side of interest, liberality advanced, and after having gone through her figures, said, To give, while shining each extreme, the sparing hand, the overfree, therein consists, so wise men deem, the virtue, the morality. But thee, fair lady, go enrich, myself a prodigal I'll prove, a vice not wholly shameful which may find its fair excuse in love. In the same manner all the characters of the two bands advanced and retired, and each executed its figures, and delivered its verses, some of them graceful, some burlesque, but Don Quixote's memory, though he had an excellent one, only carried away those that have just been quoted. All then mingled together, forming chains and breaking off again with graceful, unconstrained gaiety, and whenever love passed in front of the castle, he shot his arrows up at it, while interest spoke gilded pellets against it. At length, after they had danced a good while, interest drew out a great purse, made of the skin of a large, brindled cat, and to all appearance full of money, and flung it at the castle, and with the full force of the blow, the boards fell asunder and tumbled down, leaving the damsel exposed and unprotected. Interest in the characters of his band advanced, and throwing a great chain of gold over her neck pretended to take her and lead her away captive, on seeing which, love and his supporters made as though they would release her, the whole action being to the accompaniment of the tabbers and the form of regular dance. The wild men made peace between them, and with great dexterity readjusted and fixed the boards of the castle, and the damsel once more esconced herself within, and with this the dance wound up to the great enjoyment of the beholders. Don Quixote asked one of the nymphs who it was that had composed and arranged it. She replied that it was the beneficiary of the town who had a nice taste in devising things of the sort. I will lay a wager, said Don Quixote, that the same bachelor or beneficiary is a greater friend of Camacho than of Basilios, and that he is better at satire than at Vespers. He has introduced the accomplishment of Basilio and the riches of Camacho very neatly into the dance. Sancho Panza, who is listening to all this, exclaimed, The king is my cock, I stick to Camacho. It is easy to see thou art a clown, Sancho, said Don Quixote, and one of that sorts that cry, Long life to the conqueror. I don't know what sort I am, return Sancho, but I know very well I'll never get such elegant skimmings off Basilio's pots as those I have got off Camacho's, and he showed him the bucket full of geese and hens, and seizing one began to eat with great gaiety and appetite, saying, A fig for the accomplishments of Basilio, As much as thou hast, so much art thou worth, And as much as thou art worth, so much hast thou. As a grandmother of mine used to say, There are only two families in the world, The haves and the havens, And she stuck to the haves, And to this day, Senor Don Quixote, People would sooner feel the pulse of have than of no.  So once more I say, stick to Camacho, The bountiful skimmings of whose pots are geese and hens, Hairs and rabbits, but of Basilio's, If any ever come to hand, or even to foot, There'll be only rinsings. Has thou finished thy harangue, Sancho, said Don Quixote? Of course I have finished it, replied Sancho, Because I see your worship takes offense at it, But if it was not for that, There was work enough cut out for three days.  At the rate we are going, said Sancho, I'll be chewing clay before your worship dies, And then, maybe, I'll be so dumb, That I'll not say a word until the end of the world, Or at least, till the day of judgment.  Moreover, it naturally stands to reason That my death will come before thine. So I never expect to see the dumb, Not even when thou art drinking or sleeping, And that is the utmost I can say. In good faith, Senor, replied Sancho, There's no trusting that fleshless one, I mean death, who devours the lamb as soon as the sheep, And, as I have heard our curate say, Treads with equal foot upon the lofty towers of kings, And the lowly huts of the poor.  She is no reaper that sleeps out in the noontide, And at all times she is reaping and cutting down, As well the dry grass is the green, She never seems to chew, But bolts and swallows all that is put before her, For she has a canine appetite that is never satisfied. And although she has no belly, She shows that she has a dropsy, And is a thirst to drink the lives of all that live, As one would drink a jug of cold water. Say no more, Sancho, said Don Quixote at this. Don't try to better it, and risk a fall. For in truth, what thou hast said about death In thy rustic phrase Is what a good preacher might have said.  He preaches well, who lives well, said Sancho. And I know no more theology than that. Nor needs thou, said Don Quixote, But I cannot conceive or make out how it is that. The fear of God being the beginning of wisdom, Thou, who art more afraid of a lizard than of him, Knoweth so much. Pass judgment on your chivalry, Senor. Return, Sancho, And don't set yourself up to judge Of other men's fears or braveries, For I am as good a fear of God as my neighbors. But leave me to dispatch these skimmings, For all the rest is only idle talk That we shall be called to account for in the other world. And so saying, he began a fresh attack on the bucket, With such a hearty appetite that he aroused Don Quixotes, Who no doubt would have helped him, Had he not been prevented by what must be told farther on.


Hi everybody, Joe for Jaspy's casebreaks.com coming at you with 2020-2021 hit parade football VIP series 1 Looks like the first time they're doing a VIP series here This is three box half case random team break number one second half is in the store already. Here's an example of What we can get there could even be stuff better than that there's stuff that's gonna be not as good as that but I Mean if that's an indication of what we're gonna get Looks like it's pretty cool high-risk high reward obviously each box contains one Sensational car that's either protected by a one-touched or graded slab from PSA or Beckett low-numbered autographs dual triple booklet Autographs one of ones PSA or Becky great odd PSA or graded rookies right there only 50 hand numbered boxes produced Here's an example of some names you could find in there as well Obviously if it's dual or triple those will be randomized One happy person and then some other sad people So a lot of cool stuff in here ladies and gentlemen second half is in the store. Check it out big Thanks to these folks for getting into the action. Thanks for getting your spots straight up And if you have a little rooftop next to your name that means you got You got those spots straight up. I think we re-added spots eastward So Josh Cruz actually gets that last spot mojo Those rooftops all indicate that you won those spots in that prism pack break All 32 teams are in let's roll it and randomize it four and a six ten times for each list one Two Now if we pull there's ten times right four and a six ten times Now if we pull a player that's in their college uniform, and there's no checklist for it Like let's say we dig into cardboard connection.com or group break checklist calm They're not assigned to a pro team then we'll go by our college rules meaning if they're retired They'll go to the team. They play for the longest according to seasons on pro football reference calm or If they're active they'll go to the team that they are currently on I don't think we'll really run into that issue here, but Just in case alright, so we got Paul down to Greg after ten four and a six ten times for the teams one two three and 10th and final time we've got the San Francisco 49ers down to my Raiders One Bay Area team down to a former Bay Area team City that was built on rock and roll All right, so Paul with the Niners Chad with the bangles Let me actually extend those out a little bit Chad with the bangles Brianna with the Jaguars Gale with the Colts Eastwood with the Cardinals Greg with the Packers Berry with the Cowboys Aaron with the Titans Brenton with the Bears Spiro with the Lions Brett with the Buccaneers Tom with the Jets Riley with the Falcons Ryan with the Dolphins Matt with the Steelers Brenton with with the Washington football team Matthew with the Texans Brenton with the Ravens Brian with the Broncos Aaron with the Browns Josh with the Vikings EA with the Patriots Brenton with the Jags Stacey with the Chargers Paul with the Panthers and Ben with the Eagles Richard with the Rams Brenton with the Chiefs Brenton with the Bills as well. That's where the spot that you won Richard with the Seahawks Patrick with the Saints and Greg you have my Raiders let's actually Sort by column B right here by team trades are allowed Ryan saying of course the Jags, that's Brianna too It's like the Jags are up for trade All right, so here is the There's VIP series one. This is box five out of six. They did not make very many Judging from the price point VIP might be a pretty High level of cards here. All right. Here's three boxes right here on the left side And three box on the right side. I don't know. Yeah products like this generally don't have a checklist But I feel like if there were no teams in this the company would have let us know Hey, this seems not include there. It's got to be a Jaguar right somewhere in this print run. I Don't know how many but they're there could there could be I don't know Mark Brunel cards or I mean Leviska Chanel Junior could be if there's a PSA 10 You just kind of hold on to him and see if he turns into anything in the next year So Jaguars have the number one pick right now someone Trevor Lawrence might be throwing to those receivers one two three for the left side and four five six for the left three and It's three one two three So we're gonna be doing the left side this side We will do next time in fact It's up on the site right now if you want to get it going and this is the only case we have this is it You know, it's kind of hard to see the purple ink against the black right there, but you can see two Right there. So we know that's for random team, too. All right We're gonna pause the video allow for a little bit of trading Paul has the Townsend has the Niners and the Panthers and maybe Niners Panthers for trade as well if anybody wants to make some offers Remember there could be old-school guys and new-school guys in here a lot of graded cards So trade at your own risk. We'll pause when we come back We'll see if there's any trades and then the break. Bye. Bye All right, I'm back a little bit of trade chatter, but in the end no deals were done It's kind of scary to trade and things like this because you don't know what old-school guys are in your vet autos retired Hall of Famer autos you know Highly graded rookie cards. It could be anything. There's only 50 boxes made so Let's see what happens. Good luck everybody Yeah, that's gonna be a sad randomizer Tyler if we pulled out one We met the guys it really nice that I don't know mark. I mean That wasn't that wasn't told to us on the cell sheet or the informational sheet All right first one is graded Nine ten This is nice Wow, everyone's familiar with that autograph right Peyton Manning That is awesome What year this is 2009 tops triple threads autograph relics printing plates magenta Peyton Manning So the centering corners and surface are all a nine the edges are a nine five and his autograph is a ten That's his collard right there vols That's pretty awesome a one-of-one, of course. That's for the blue horseshoes That's gonna go to Gale Gale with the Colts All aboard the big hit express whoop whoop It's a nice start next No, not not jaguars. I'm afraid Sorry, Ryan Remember there is the second half though Ryan S. I would get spots before Before they're gone Wow I'll send this to the person who wins this as well. It must be a real monster if they're including that And do the social media thing there. They're really they're nice the two two buyers. We met Nick and I met really nice dudes All right, we got a We got a PSA 10 from 2000 Bowman Tom Brady Wow EA got randomized the Patriots ends up with the PSA 10 Tom Brady. Wow This is his rookie year by the way In case you forgot that is awesome And a chance at some money from them too All right, nothing else is hiding in there Final box Good luck seal right here. I have no idea how much that Brady good I it's got to be a PSA 10 rookie Brady, but no ink That's got to be more than 2,000 right? What does that go for you guys? All right boys and girls here we go final one Not graded, but it looks nice. It's whoo From Daenerys optic in 2017 Gold vinyl Steelers Ben Ross for autograph one of one Steelers that'll be Matt Arnold and the Steelers All aboard the big hit express What a break folks Some excellent stuff popping out of here We're worth worth another look right pretty incredible stuff. Thanks for watching. Thanks for breaking with us I'm Joe. Oh Joshua and Ryan are saying The last one of those I mean we're looking at at least $4,000 for that Brady pretty incredible congrats the EA on that I'm Joe for Jasper's case breaks calm. I'll see you next time for the second half. Bye. Bye