Yeah Welcome to episode number 29 of the mighty and michael fully actual podcast man You went flatly Did you not set the camera up for two people? Oh I had an outburst Everything was fine. It's we've got a different set. I just wanted to make sure you're okay there We've got a different setup today because we have a two very special guests.    I feel like I have a bit more confidence tomorrow. You look more suave There's no depression today. Yeah. Well, you'd be happy. You'll be pleased to know that our bachelor brown or has also pulled out This week. Oh, yeah, she got that she got she got terrified because she found out what you are Terrified and she's not coming on and that's your fault. Don't worry next week. We'll have one back and of course We're gonna have our top three at the end of the season Bring them invite them on to the show. Anyway, we get a jam-packed episode. Like I said misfit minds boys We got lying to Locky. We got a little bit to tell you about that.  We got black book.  We did some crazy science today. Holy no yesterday.   They were closed just out in the grass What happened there?   Oh my god. As you can see it's on my right hamster Day one. Yeah, this is only 24 hours. That means that this thing will probably wrap around my whole leg I hope so you might lose a leg You know say that brown.  You can't do that. I'm just being positive So yeah, but in some good shit come down on the social media people.  Yeah It's just got the courage of a line You know James was leaping off of the roof onto some inflated mattresses just landing on you try and do that idea Yeah, I sent you. Yeah, what idea I sent the idea. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's good No, not really Matt. Hey look watch the video. There was some fun We needed someone. Oh one of these boys might have been good because they're a bit lighter. Oh, yeah What do you guys weigh? Really? Man 50 would have been you actually need to put James on the mattress and you guys need to jump off the roof No, no, no, no.   It's not gonna launch you though. You should have put boz on there No, that's animal cruelty.   What else happened this week?  Oh the golf? Oh, yeah messages of is love but Like they're upset at the same time. Yeah, so what Matt did was we all spat in a cup Again website content obviously and Matt had to gargle it and he He did with no like like reflex or emotion to it. It's just like it was a job that had to be done And like he went there was one and then two like very it's brave See what my friends taste like.  I'm sorry about that.  All right.     They got ball creams They got face creams. They got deodorant. They got shavers.   Well, it's good. It's good to save money And 20% is a lot especially these times. It's recession going on Climate change is a big big deal.   What's the code fully actual 20 And of course it's optional.     They're two videos smush together.  Okay. That was part of the policy House rules house rules. Should we go over there? No, no Anyway, that's that's the sponsors. All right Now you've already broken the house rules Have you not Rules are there to be broken brown No rules house rules. What are you 17? Yes anyway We're gonna get on to um up and coming youtubers. All right. You may have heard of them They do pranks. They do social experiments.  Is it how do you what's the act exactly? Is it misfit minds? Misfit minds.  You're in the middle.  Oh, oh we got alcohol Can you guys get brown brown brown brown brown brown? Boys welcome on to the podcast cheers for coming on now There's there's you guys how old are you boys? 21 21 there you go. So fresh and young. I wish we started making we We didn't start making videos till like 25.  It's just begun Yeah, this is our first time meeting the boys as well. We've just literally started watching them on social media and thought This is funny as fuck. We could do some vids together and we'll get them on the podcast So boys, how long has been doing the vids for? Uh, we started on tiktok probably about two years ago just doing skits and stuff and then uh, Been doing youtube for about a year.  Yeah Yeah, yeah, kind of like tradie Yeah, right and that kind of found a niche, but um YouTubing was always like what we wanted to do. Yeah, um, I guess we were just kind of experimenting on different sorts of things What to do.   Yeah pranks vlogs try to like Not niche down too hard into pranks. So we could do the odd or it's just a vlog the other day was just a vlog Yeah, no it gives more freedom. Yeah, I've seen you can like sort of Breaking into places and stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Are those your your best videos? What do you do explain other people who haven't seen your vids? Wait, sorry boys.   That is actually quite serious. What do you say? Um, he just said he's arriving now dropping it off. Yeah. Yeah, Jimmy himself He's so stressed now though because he has to drop it to everyone. Yeah Poor glow. He's a busy busy boy.  Yeah, sometimes we haven't for a while But like we were for a while we were sleeping in the van Is it fun like the journey you enjoy the journey, right?  We're trying to juggle it doing a bit of like door dashing Uber Eats At the moment, it's exactly what we were doing. Yeah, amongst other things I gotta find a way to make money. Yeah, exactly. Right.  It is Yeah, just back to that that video. Where did you guys break into exactly because you guys were successful in breaking into a few places? Yeah, we are broken to the afl grand final. Yeah That's what put us on the map In the youtube world. Yeah, I think I got a lot of media attention Then we did it the year after you guys streaked. Yeah, that's so much smarter because we got a lot of hate for what we did Yeah, we sort of disrupted a game Unintentionally, but anyway, it's first quarter. Yeah, exactly Yeah, and they were they both was down the other end when we ran on like that was that's full That's a good goal. That's full legit. Well, we were like we'll run We even say in the intro of the video like we don't want to disrupt the game We just want to like we didn't even mean to get on TV. Yeah, we just wanted to be us We weren't even on the field.  I just ruined our careers Yeah, wow Yeah, so you've done. Yeah, it's obviously the Gabba or whatever the stadium the grand final for the afl MCG, right? Um, we did opt a stadium because it was in Perth for one year Yeah, and then it's probably never going to be there again Because we did it in breezy and everyone's like, oh, they'll never have it there again. Yeah So that was yeah did that. Um, we snuck into the Gabba for the ashes. Oh, yeah, and then What do we see a couple festivals? Yeah, yeah, the the festivals as well.  No, not yet. Really? We're waiting for our first time.   Yeah.  Oh, so two years ago two years. Yeah two years And so what's the plan with it?  I suppose like the the plan is to kind of be Our plan is to be like our like our dream is to be the biggest youtube channel in australia Not like by subscriber count just by like following in terms of Um, like the brand you can build everything. That's the dream, but um, yeah So that's like kind of what the plan is and also just as long as we're having fun Yeah, very much. Yeah start a wave of like hopefully youtubeing in australia as well because We both feel like it's a pretty dry thing. Yeah, you're right.   Do you guys watch any find inspiration from any other youtubers? Do you guys watch any? suppose like the you gotta like in terms of the og pranks like Nelka up there like we try to change up as much as we can but like in terms of they've got like the perfect blueprint in terms of Yeah, um, and then there's all like a lot of upcoming Um youtubers that we like watching where they're like loaf Canel joseph and stuff like that dude. We oh loaf. I thought you were gonna say lorff. I am lorff.   Yeah, you haven't yeah, you haven't really aged that well But yeah, we are the same kind of similar looking in a way Long hair short hair short hair. This is your future boys Drink it Cause your mind goes there. Matt's suggesting that it's some sort of porn So how'd you guys do that?  Yeah emptied the bank account for that one. Yeah, I think it was like four grand Yeah, I'm full. We've always kind of just all the money we've ever made from Our account. We've just spent it on videos. Yeah, that's a good way to be if we have a thousand dollars We'll spend a thousand dollars on a video. Yeah, I think we had four thousand. So we just Think we even had to go into your bank account for a little of it. Yeah, but no, that was very fun Yeah, do something like that. Yeah, you got to do that. I've done that before Yeah, that was very good.  I did steal from you. Yeah, I could have literally had a house Or at least the beginning of a house anyway, they're not cheap at all.  Yes. They're cycling for other ends.  That was it.     It doesn't have to even be video related What just in life?   Yeah, like already like five things have hit me in the head, but it might you might catch a case after it Yeah, yeah, not like in terms of Fucking I'm trying to think the case of aids. Yeah, exactly.   Yeah, they let us in we just asked when we snuck in Which was just a complete fluke by us. We're like, oh, can we use the lift and the security guard was like, yeah, no worries So that just got us like completely off the hook with it. Yeah So they just got you in there what to say well done and then they sat us down and they started saying You could have been terrorists and stuff like that. Oh my god.    Yeah, and one bomb we mean help. That's what we thought that meant In another language it does. Yeah, exactly. How do people react when a bomb goes off next to them? Yeah, exactly It'll be safe.  We'll stand in there like the the alleyways We won't sit directly next to someone. We're not bombing anything. Sorry We Oh, yeah, any bad reactions from social experiments yet Yeah, we've had one of the first pranks we ever did Because we started so we're just doing skits and then we snuck into the afl grand final We kind of just got labeled as pranksters. So we started doing like more prank videos I was trying to buy things that don't exist So we went into a like a mechanics and was asking we're asking for blink of fluid And then they saw we were filming I was like I was walking back to the car and there was like four of them and each one of them was like Oh, mate, you're gonna have to go have to talk to like Maddie I want to talk to Maddie and then he's like you're gonna have to go talk to brownie or whatever and like the hell we're taking the piss out of you Such a good Great clip. It was like hilarious and then we're driving off.  It'll be like the FBI. Yeah. Well, there's one of their not FBI like a stolen car Like they're trying to scare you.   Yeah, like such a harmless And they got so triggered so you couldn't use the footage. No, we didn't use it So naive like pretty new like new to it.  We're like, oh, no, like we can't post it which we did But usually like all the good stuff we just leave in there. So Yeah, do you guys go on ask people like be like, oh, we're filming.  Don't don't worry about no one is ever really gonna Yeah, and it doesn't affect their light like in one in a million chance it might like Yeah, you only ask it if they've like done something real wack.   Like oh, that's that for that apart from that nothing really Yeah, we had one guy This was like probably the most hectic prank we've ever done. I was like reversing my car Into a pole like asking someone to back me out and then just like tapping this pole Like a shopping. Oh, yeah.  We blurred his face out because we were like, this is just Oh, we don't see that. It's like yeah. Yeah.  But yeah, our favorite, right? You should have let him like stab me in the neck That's what everyone wants to do anyway You guys should try it out How our favorite prank is like a good example is Going to tradies and asking them to stop working so it's not as loud so we can livestream Like the sort of one where we're looking like the idiots. Yeah, it's what we try to do Yeah, yeah, I know what you mean.  Yeah, not the person. Yeah.   So like I think it's just starts to wear down and doesn't care as much Yeah, like given up on you. Like it's like they've tried so hard with the first I didn't really want to have this as the thing where I brought it up and everything But if you want to talk about it, yeah, like they've kind of given up on me Actually, they passed away.  Yeah, that's just sick because It'd be a different story if you know, they're telling you not to do it. Oh, man Yeah, you obviously want to make your parents proud and What about your parents? Yeah, they've come around.   Yeah Anyway, but yeah, so our parents were like, yeah, I just stopped talking to them.    Do you guys go to school together went to school together and like pretty good friends from Year 8 onwards and did you guys ever do want to do like youtube at then?      Why they why they're living in sheds and all this? Oh man Shed after shed after shed and that that's what I guess we're just saying to you guys before like It's just going paycheck to paycheck or earning enough money so you can do your next video Just keep going week to week. Yeah, I guess at least you got a van that you can sleep in. Yeah, it's actually so good It's falling apart, but it's like getting you from a to b though.  Just like oh We traveled around Australia in the van together. Yeah with another mate. So three of us in the van Um, you can actually like put the front seats down. So there's a single there and then the double at the back Oh sick. Yeah, that works pretty good. But um, you definitely get a few raised eyebrows driving around with three blokes Yeah, so in the middle of someone naked not naked, but like we're in Yeah, yeah Let's see if we got any uh fan questions too. I checked some up on our story question for misfit minds Why do they enjoy eating dog food of different flavors?  Yeah, that was a foul. It's sour. Would you guys do it? Wax it in the dog food like it's real. It's not good for humans. No, it can't be good. Do they put horse in dog food? Yeah, I'm pretty sure that yeah, oh man.  It's like I was putting on a brave face Yeah, yeah the wet dog food the texture is hard to stomach.  So dog food. What's the best one? Ah Probably the lamb and lamb and rice. Yeah, that was Chris Brown approved. Yeah, send him an invoice Uh question for misfit minds Can you ask them what it's like being the biggest youtube channel in australia and no one even knows about them? It's true.  It is good.  We just we said it like on our third law like second youtube video We just said we're the biggest youtube channel in straddle and we had like 300 subscribers or like 500 subscribers And then kind of just like we just kept keep saying it Um and like yeah, that's about it. It's catched on to the fans. It's kind of just yeah It's like it's like a saying it's like us saying we're the best at the end of every podcast.    I've got one. I've got one. Okay. Would you rather okay? You've got you have two kids in the future.     You can't save that one's life show a bit of tough love, I suppose So yeah, you'd kill so you just see wouldn't you just choose the one life to ruin instead of two? Yeah, so but then you'd have to do it. Oh, I see. I see. That's a tricky one. It's a tricky one Look, it is that's a tricky one. Michael.  Yeah, see what that little knife or something Great thumbnail and title. Yeah. Yeah. It's a great video idea. Yeah There you go. That's my one.   You just turn the lights off I tell my close like friends.  It's funny. Have you heard about that story? This is unbelievable Apparently this like team right this famous is a mad monday afl team I don't know. They might have been like, I don't know if they're like pro afl or recently like the couple weeks ago Sucking each other off The jokes like that is committed to a joke.  He's vice captain next year Yeah, but holy shit, that was pretty crazy. Yeah.   It depends what your relationship with your mum Like you could say I think I would maybe I'd probably punch my mum because is it a clean hit?  It has to be a dog. I don't want like I'd tell her later in life that look it was that or I bite my fingers off You're not allowed to you're not allowed to otherwise. Okay. No. Well. Yeah.  I just tell her in heaven when we die eventually Or wherever we go. I'd be like mom. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.  So I wouldn't want to do that to myself. Yeah, I would be sorry I don't want to do it to my mum, but Mum can take you here coconut as a head. I reckon mum can take you here.  I just I freaked out leave it on depression or something Yeah, I'm on on environment It's climate change climate change.  Yeah, no, I'd hit mum too. Yeah, sorry mum. Sorry about um Would you rather sit on a cake?     What about yeah, I don't know. That's a hard.   Yeah, see that's is then it's hard work with the If it's just one squat on cock It's easy. Yeah, like but then like you could have to squat for a while. It could be really annoying Squatting is harder than than just sucking.  Yeah might make it go Yeah, okay. Yeah Anyway, we'll give that a little clap. Hey All right guys now we're moving on to lying to lucky as you know This has turned into the greatest segment of the entire podcast.   He knows to expect it So we got Eila to call him during the day And we wanted Eila to say oh jacks Their dog is is really sick.   That is not good, but still that brown loves you.  Yeah, we should have been letting it. Ah, we got you. We could have got him Then you'll hear in the clip and then there was silence for a second and he goes no you're lying So I was obviously been seen there and then just started smiling. It's like, of course.  I reckon they say that he's been vomiting And he's he's got to go to the vet. Sean's taking him your dad to the vet No, no, Sean's asked if one of you guys can take him because he's got to do something. He's got an appointment somewhere else Hey locky That is called me He's called me and jacks is really sick.   So that's good, but We'll have to step it up. You win this round You win this It's six six one to us. Yeah Wait, what were they together? Yeah. Yeah, we go in person because we the calls he expects now as soon as he hears something sus He's like so the task at hand today It's enormous What we're gonna go what would the what we're relying on right now Is we're gonna say that isla Was a decoy and we told isla to smile We did well, I'm gonna see his decoy. Did we? Yes.  All right And uh, they're gonna say that they're like, oh, hey, um, I emailed you A couple of months ago about an nft project we've got going and what's a good name for an nft project here I reckon starlight starlight. That's great. All right starlight. Yeah the starlight nft project Um, you you replied and said um, you and jackson might be interested in in promoting it Do you say it's for charity or something? No, I don't say it's for charity. Oh, that's always good guilt rhythm Yeah, it is good, but it might not be good.   That's what he'd say. Wait, let's change it to eclipse Eclipse nfts That just rolls off the tongue. That's like, yeah, I kind of want to get involved with that. Yeah, it's a space So what are we saying? We're saying saying hey, mate? I emailed you a couple of months ago about an nft project um And was wondering if you and jackson would be interested in promoting our launch um, we've got big money for the marketing budget and Okay, let's just do it now.  This is uh, nick jadson from eclipse nfts. How you going today, mate? Oh, sorry eclipse nfts. Yeah, what's what's that mean? Like, yeah, sorry, mate I've probably caught you at a wrong time. It's a bit late at night But um, I was just calling to say a few months ago I uh flick to you guys an email about maybe you guys be would be keen to hop on board. I know. I know that email Yes, yes. Well, I was just wondering. Yeah, we'll do it. Yeah, we're gonna do it. You're being lied to lucky Dude, we're good. We this is gonna work. This is gonna work. That's calling. Was that good? Was that? Yeah, no, no, you've got a good voice for it. Is that the classic astralia? You sold me. I didn't even know that I'd done that and I thought I did Okay, so what we're gonna do now, we're gonna text him and we're like, oh, hey, mate Handley here. So sorry about the late call Just things are getting a little Well, I emailed you about the the nft project a couple of months ago If you've got a free five minutes, just give me a give me a quick buzz mate. There's a pretty big opportunity come up Yeah, that's good short and sweet with it. All right. So have a read of that just so you're familiar with our story and then I guess we play the waiting game Matt Brown, that's your favorite game and luckily we got alcohol That's your favorite game.  How do you get away with those brand deals? Just saying whatever you want. Oh, oh, yeah.  Well, I think that was incredible.  It's the only brand deal that we sit through Yeah, because it's just some it's honest It's funny. We were kissing ourselves at like some of the ones you've done like it's yeah, but it's real as well as we had a Like we got a little brand deal with tiktok. So we have to make a tiktok For tiktok, right? So we make it send it to them.  But what do you mean? What they have moved it. Yeah, and then they said community guidelines Oh, dude. Yeah, we've tiktok is tiktok is rough for us We've had we've put up prank calls and they've removed them for um for sexual Like say or dangerous activity and she like that.   It's getting worse and worse dude back in the day like even like Four years ago.    I know what you mean, dude Yeah, I don't think that will ever be Favoured on the big platforms Hence the website.   Thank you very much for having us.   Yeah, it will happen All right, boys. It's been an absolute pleasure.     I live by it I live by a I live by Okay, griffin door.   Yeah, it was a flele Okay, this isn't even a chapter.  This is like the appendix in the bible Sorry Cape york be high and cape down below Oh, we're gonna try that again.  I can see with my eyes Watch as I stare Cape york be high Cape town below I can hear with my ears.  I can smell with my nose A find can be found if a care can be cared I can see with my eyes Watch as I stare Sorry Wow That's poem as That's turning into poetry Now you might be thinking why did he say it three times? Yeah We are all thinking that But why not say it three times? That's so true. I never thought about it from that angle or perspective You know how in song sometimes in the in the chorus they repeat the same word over and over again?  Well, thank you. It's fine. Um, anyway, sorry Moving on to on this day and on this day is a segment where matt has Researched a day in history Where something spectacular has happened on this day like but years ago. So it makes sense matt and is quite proud of this one Yeah, well That's exciting. He's never admitted to being proud of one. Let's see what it says. Hey, I'm listening on this day in 1966 a wild eagle snatched a baby straight out of its mother's arms while she was breastfeeding It was me. I was that wild eagle back in 1966 I snatched the baby and took it to my nest There I shredded the baby with my strong sharp talons and fed it to my chicks I would right now love to take this opportunity to apologize to that mother for my actions So that's what I'm gonna do right now I'm gonna stand up and publicly say sorry to this mother and if I don't That means that I hate women Yes, that's right. If I don't stand up and apologize right now That means that I've developed a deep deep hatred for women be a man matt No, surely he's gonna apologize It's time for brown book.  Because that's kind of what it sounds like you're saying there's only one woman for me Are you saying sorry? Isla that woman's isla Oh my god Are you not apologizing just to be clear? No Wow, so he hates women someone someone's screen record this matt brown hates women Screen record it and send it to him.  Anyway Moving on Oh hang on I just found a die entry from um me Diering entry number Today I went on our annual grocery shop with mum Mum bought 20 packets of noodles and two bags of sugar sugar noodles is our main meal We also bought dried fruit rice candles and ice cubes for dessert Mum says ice cubes with sugar sprinkled on is the same as ice cream I asked mum for a chocolate and she grabbed my wrist really hard and said no Then she pushed my face hard and I stumbled back into a shelf My long neck slung into canned foods and a few of the coal staff laughed at me It was a pretty good day Oh my god, they had coals back then Oh For a long time. Yeah, dude. Cole's been around for ages even I was alive.  All right With the lunches we make for esters like so there's so much variety We put so much effort in it's like a lot 10 different really delicious healthy things every day And I think back to my lunches.  Nutella and butter on bread. That's it That was the only thing in my lunchbox.   You've got the dunkaroos You got the roll-ups.  Dude, I'd throw my sandwiches at the kid that only had a sandwich because I had all this stuff That's me. I was that kid That's so fun. And then I come home and be like hypothetically Why well like how come I don't have any variety?  We can get you some more stuff. Yeah, no worries. And then it just never happened Such a dark channel. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's it's a german. It's something about germany It's just I'm just saying that well in this hypothetical. Yeah, it's a german. You're assuming that it's german and that's racist Hey, I have a feeling about it Anyway Oh, yeah, it's time Onto the darkest most demonic segment Of all podcasts In all of the worlds It's time for matt browns that that man that man right there It's time for his black book where he has compiled a list of all of the sexual experiences that he has had Throughout his entire life. They are fucked. It is graphic.  He fought satan and he actually ended up having satan so You became satan dinya matt at the end of that So lucifer himself. So that's where we are at, right?  All right. So matt and pinocchio is dead. So matt is satan right now Sorry I look down at my body and i'm a light shade of red I suddenly have long sharp fingernails. I feel a tail extend from above my arse I felt more powerful than ever julian and I stared each other in disbelief.  It was the most beautiful moment. I had ever experienced I truly did love julian with my whole heart We stopped kissing kissing briefly to stare at each other's eyes We both still had our arms wrapped around each other and the tips of our noses were touching as we wept with pure happiness I thought I was gonna lose you mattie Stop stop julian.    Wait julian I don't think I should have you. I think you should have me But if I have you then I become satan Exactly. I'm not made for hell. You are you're perfect for down here. I belong up on earth You want me to be satan? for real As long as you send me back to earth mattie But then I won't get to see you You can come and visit and take on a human form mattie. That's crazy I've got it all figured out julian.     Let's do it.  Brown I had promised hitler to let him have me in exchange for the information of how to become a demon to defeat satan Hitler circumstances have changed You can have your have but I have to let julian have me first And let julian become satan. I don't think so mr. Brown Why do you think I made this deal with you to begin this?    He's incredibly strong.   There's blood pouring from his mouth.  I've had it all before before he even finishes his sentence. I'm above him I bomb dive onto his skull and we fall to the ground together.   I feel his cock inflate a bit more than more He had a semi now. I ride like I've never ridden before I press down on him to push him deeper inside of me Yes, that's it julian come for me, baby. You can do it.   Oh, I'm coming.  What is the way of hell? You killed hitler for julian Is that what you're saying matt? For julian.  That's a good revenge thing for julian.  Well, well, yeah, no, I'm in the subject circumstances. That's like so you're back from like ancient scriptures Dead sea scrolls Oh, wow. That was cool Wow, okay.   Yeah, julian was over here last night Why are you saying that to me? He delivered me some chips julian So it works their plan is work. This is your plan all along Because you and julian love each other julian julian Anyway, moving right along.  How long have those cameras been rolling?  I figure it doesn't matter. I'm going to predict 32 seconds.  All right, I'm gonna say I'm gonna they close at nine. I'm gonna say yeah 45 seconds. I feel like they'll hang on for a while Get ready for loud It's 55 seconds. Oh my god It was made though one round win because they were talking back. I really wanted it to them to make it Then I'm like, oh, sorry about that. Can I just get a massage, please? Fuck. Oh, dude. What happened? What's wrong? What happened? What happened? She's trying to talk to us. Oh Yeah, yeah, did you put it on problem? I don't know All right, we time and maybe bong break.  You guys know this Okay, the more times you comment the more chances you have of winning when you're just going to pick a random comment On the season finale and that person will get a thousand dollars And this is comment of the week where matt brown has taken the point himself to choose what he thinks is the best comment From last week's episode and that person who is also in the running for a thousand dollars So if matt's in charge of someone's financial future here, you can win a thousand dollars So if you want maybe offer him a bribe or something and he will choose your comment Give me a half we could go 50 50. Yeah, so it's exciting. All right What's the comment of the week from last week's episode matt brown? It went to young shag official.  What there's animals in the house or humans I don't know Um, and then julian showed up and I mysteriously stopped and I went to blame him But I realized he was in a in a foot brace. So he couldn't get up there I remember though moving into the house. I live in right now the first like month or two You're gonna get used to it. Yeah. Yeah.   Hey wow. All right, uh, uh top question went to ward Oh, okay What's the worst your neighbors have reacted? They must have rang the police a suspected torture at least once We've had a neighbor pull a knife pull something to go to stab.  Uh, next question is from um, maddie. Um Have you guys ever been close to ending your main channel? And if so why? No, we've never been close. It's been close to being ended because when we've had two strikes. That's terrifying Yeah, it's social media. It's very risque. We've never been like, oh, let's delete it. No no way because it's like That's what you work for to build audiences on these platforms.  So I'm just going to say lou um racist pig All right, I'll have a crack at it. Louis killer rang bogamari. I just made it way worse What I have such an Australian accent for louis colloquially mental oil. Yeah, see All right. Um, a little question for the podcast is if the brown doesn't find love on the bachelor plan What are you guys going to do or what's going to happen to him? We are I think you have to it's like a sacrifice Sacrificial thing you lose like part of your body a limb or a finger. Michael's floating that idea by us No one else has agreed to that but we have sort of settled on some other ideas where you maybe marry an animal A goat or a pig.  I find that hard to believe maybe bozzly if we actually know, okay This is beside the point, but it's sort of the same thing. We're gonna get an animal for the property chicken What animal would you like to see comment?  So if we wanted to we could get 400 llamas Yeah, can we do that? I don't know if we can if we're allowed to get one space Let's get 400 no, but just to to show how stupid that lore is that you shouldn't be able to get that Yeah, but then I would want to look after them forever. Yeah. No, we'll make sure that We'll buy them and then like we'll just every night every morning. I got to work at least 100 of them get out We're gonna rehearse and get them back. We'll just we'll just do it to show that it's silly that you can get 400 Then what do we do with them then we we sell them again? We give them away always set them free in the wild like we did all those rats We charge the walls. Okay. Well, let's buy 400 llamas and send them free. That's a video. Let's do that We'll put them on the highway. Well, it's they got options there. No, no, no Maybe a couple Some of the slower ones. I reckon like it. Yeah, we won't do that actually We'll see All right. Next question is from de coder. No, no, no, she's cool. She comments a lot. I liked it coder Um Matt, how have you been coping at the new house? How are the rats? We sort of just covered it just before but there has been sightings and they're massing I believe they're massing. We're working on it. They they there's lots of poison around I see but I haven't seen any bodies.  A rat turf war or possums. Yeah, the possums and the rats are not getting along up And they're the same same animal Don't trust anything man.  Um How do you feel about ruining the word mints for people? I got asked to go I got asked to go get some mints from the shops I couldn't explain why I was laughing so much I never that's so good that that's that's that But you're right whenever someone says mints now I smile creeps across my face and I picture Matt's cock exploding cooked mints. I haven't eaten mints for years But let alone since you saying the mints is connected to sperm Yeah, so, uh, yeah, sorry about that, but All right, next question is what it is Next question is from ricky. That's that's that's that This is a good question. I'm glad somebody asked this because you guys are gonna nail it What is your favorite weapon in worms? Oh, yeah, so bad someone asked that now dude. Oh, man, holy grail bombs got us off But they were they were good.  The airstrikes are good Because sometimes okay, this is the best weapon on air on worms and for those of you who don't know what worms are My getting is you're probably like maybe just Just tune out for a bit. This is our senior element So when there was like the perfect formation of worms, they'd be on like they'd be well hidden But they'd be clustered but on the ends of things So you order an airstrike and the airstrike would just kill like a whole team of worms in one go Even though they were well hidden that to me Was made all those sleepless nights worth it Yeah, when you get like for one move multiple kills of the four worms, it's good Bunkerbusters very crucial Yeah, shotgun shotgun was essential. You can chip them off.    I don't think many people played worms. I'm again But like for the people that know what we're talking about right now.    We should start streaming again. If we had time we should do the twitch I'll start the twitch.  We should get the creator of worms on About All right, we should get the creator on anyway two more questions Um next question from elphi binyon Uh science question is a tone of a fart due to the tightness and moisture at exit point question mark Great question The pitch changes of farts, um comes down to So I've explained this before I'll explain it again.    Does that make sense matt brown?  That's the main thing Just get out there and have have fun with it everyone.  He'd come running up to us in the mornings Oh It's like the brown stain in the room And he'd leave sheets of skin on the couch and he'd leave his long hair plaster all over the walls Not the last one. Oh, your bedroom must have been interesting. Yeah, it was tiled The last question is from arnold spurling Um, what's michael's deal with the cold? He seems to cry every time he gets cold It is like okay.  I used to hate he can do it now I can't now since now after like because got really into wim Hof so during the cold showers Now that's all I do cold showers and now it's like I suppose are very bearable But yeah, I used to be such a bitch with the cold swear for website videos. That's what I had to do We did the can deep heat make your war like your body warm enough So this rubbing cream that warms your body up Then you it burns you put it all of our body and then we go into the ice bath And have it freeze and cold while you're burning internally I can't I scream like I did I literally lose control of the screen chemical reaction there might not be good for it. It's so bad Like even just ice baths in general suck.   We were great at everyone. I was the executioner.  That's all I'm saying. Sorry. All right. What are we up to right now? What are we up to where we're so far and we just need to do prank call and end it unless we check with Loki one more time All right, we try Loki one more time.  Look, we have to try around at least one more All right, we gotta have a prank call and then we'll play la la la And the prank call that I I'm going to call Some animal lion they um, you call them when you find like injured wildlife Arnold fine has a pet pig and it's not doing too well He's not sure if that fits criteria since it's a pet Yeah, but he probably won't be very happy if it doesn't And and his wife is sick.  Mmm sweating I have a pic a pic In the backyard Suddenly stop walk It vomit the food I gave earlier and It close eye and look Look like on drug or something. I don't know it flick around in the backyard. You come with wet Pick up the pic or what happened now?  I have maybe Five seven Pig and I sell I raised a pig.  As asbly I have a small pig farm Arnold fine farm called Arnold fine farm. You write that down.  Uh, do not care for pick Health he do not care for pick health He only care for money. So I think uh, maybe Why not? Yeah, um, I do understand that unfortunately Um, it's yeah, unfortunately, it's just yeah, not something that we personally tend to just because we're not licensed To be a vet What difference if I say oh, hey, I call a hit dog with a car on street What difference between dog? on street and pick in uh, Arnold fine backyard Same animal Exactly the same animal It's just because we don't have a license to serve the public. So we can't actually Be a veterinarian that's okay. Okay, but if you find a kangaroo, uh, that Bullet wound in a leg You take a kangaroo and you give to vet, huh? No, so in in that case we have wildlife carers who are like Wild wildlife carer vet Same thing same exact animal So Unfortunately, it's not legally the same thing.   Uh, no in that case we would probably send Council because it's a domestic animal. Okay, so you say I call council Cancel help you but you know They might but because it's on your property. They probably won't Right now I drag pick I put, uh on a street in front. Okay. Maybe I shouldn't say Uh, my pick Okay, maybe I find pick a wild pick I start to talk again.  I love my pick. Okay.    It's uh, I don't know about uh what to eat I understand. I'm unfortunately not going to be able to assist you in this circumstance Unfortunately a vet would be the only one able to get out there and yeah Sounds like you've already spoken to one and they would indeed charge for their services Listen, uh, this uh, this corruption. Uh, this corruption right through Or just you snake This uh, unbelievable.  Okay, but maybe illegally assist me My pick died We wouldn't be able to break the law for that you could get in contact with a vet sometimes they do um payment plans If you're unable to afford the fee up front Look, I take my pick to Where are your headquarters? Well, we would not accept it. Okay. You tell that to me. I say maybe they do Maybe you tell me where your headquarters are and maybe I show up and maybe I convince Maybe a more nicer staff That my pig life more valuable than you could be able to legally assist Okay, that's what you think maybe but I think maybe other staff see pick and say more pick so cute Or pick cool to wearing a jumper Little pick shoes, uh on the pick. Oh, maybe we look after illegally. Maybe uh, some people It sounds very cute and it sounds Very Picker Yes, we just would not be able to assist even if you did bring it here.  You tell me or I google You could go ahead and google it. Yeah, okay. Maybe you save me time and tell me where your headquarters darling Well, there would be no point Because if you brought it here, we would not be able to assist in treatment of it. So you deny me information to help my pick You deny me information. So now only do you say I will not help your pick Now you say it to me. I refuse to tell information that will help a pick My picker crash My picker crash I'm not denying any information. I'm telling you we can't assist in this I suggest you try and call around It wouldn't matter because it doesn't matter where which building you go to whether or not you talk to me over the phone Or in person the horse is still the same.  You only staff there or more people, huh? There's more people, but we all have the same See, so maybe you turn round.  So I take my pick. I drag it to my front door It's sure with jumper and small little pick shoe and I say to staff Can you help me and they'll say no I'm really sorry, but I'm gonna have to Just sort of let you go here. I'm not able to assist you any further I suggest you get into contact with a vet if you want treatment for your pig It sounds pretty poorly and you would have to pay for vet treatment You can try to talk to them about payment plans, but unfortunately we do not have a license I will never have a life treatment of my pick my pick making me money.  Okay. We will see the best of luck with you and your pig Expect me and my pick and to the next hour darling Okay, but we'll see you soon. Okay. See you soon darling turn your back. Okay Yep, bye now. Okay.   Well done. Oh, yeah, thank you for being very very Everyone else who's calling a because the animals are legitimately dying. Sorry about that But that was like that was a good laugh. So don't worry about it. Well. Hey, yeah, I reckon that was one of my favorites I'm all fine. I wish you were just If you were fine for 90% of the day, I would just be like, okay That was like a 10 minute prank haul. Sorry about that. Sorry. He's a great guy I can't believe she's down alive for 10 minutes Oh, this is gonna be a long podcast. Sorry.  Can you be Arnold fine for 24 hours? That's a yes in Arnold Oh, no, that would be yeah, maybe we'll see we'll see what happens for three hours All right, okay, sweet. I'm down with that.  Oh A speech for Michael in Arnold fine. Oh, man. Very very good, man. Sorry. Yeah, let's wait Wait, we got to quickly try this last lighter lockie and then we can claim all right. It's 10 to 10 Yeah, he's not gonna. I don't think he'll answer right now either. We may as well try Let's try I'm gonna disconnect from the bluetooth. Yeah. Hello. Is that is that you lock one? Look, how you going mate? Yeah, it's uh, Mick Hanley here from a klitz nfts. How you going? I won't I won't take up any much more of your time Was that sorry? Ah, yes, mate. You're probably looking at the nft. We've uh wanted selected. Sorry, mate I don't want to take any of your time. I've had a lovely dinner, but um, I've actually don't yeah Calling back let's call him back because that was scotty and they but they think it's a fan or something So though we've lied to them. They've fallen for a lie. Yeah, or should you call him on yours and go? Hey We just got you bad idea What? Like a call from a weird nft, dude Martin I told you I could have done it. You can't. Locky was like, wait. Locky was like, wait Scott These guys have been just this guy is trying to message me And say and I said I'm at Denny and just try to call me twice and it's some nft, dude I don't know what's going on. I'm like Read the messages come there's like Oh, no, no, it's gotta be Marty. I was too hard pulling the phone Did you think it was like who that was on the phone?  No, I was just gonna put it off till tomorrow. I thought it was probably real We got you guys We got you You fell for our decoy earlier today. What you don't think that we would think that isla would be shitted acting and tell her to Smile while you're talking We wanted So we can set this up and you fell for it. Locky very dumb.   All right, we did it again. Yeah, we did it again successful.    It could be do you guys want to invest?


TLO what's poppin? We are on twitch. We are not live, but you can leave a like and comment subscribe turn on your post notification bells Let's continue to grow the family real Chicago to the UK Right behind me.  We post Monday through Friday Day And we got merch the link tell her that down in the description. This is police interceptors. I don't know what season don't know what Apple so so let's just get into it Please interceptors have teamed up with Nottingham. She's finest brand new force same old story Last year the county's crime figures rose by almost 11,000 incidents Life for an interceptor is far from done Working on you. She's brilliant. I think I'd describe Lisa is a focal point in every episode lately All right All right, Lisa. I'm not even going to say none early. Let's just It has a policemen's playground like any big city within the UK. It's densely populated. There's lots going on gangs and drugs Vehicle thefts robbery Also, we've got some major road networks that run through the county which travel criminals used to commit crime in and out in There's always something to be wanting or looking for sounds fun there honestly It's Saturday evening And interceptors Dan Machen and James Carrington are on the lookout for a car that was reported stolen this morning Cindill Road southwest bound of Peugeot 207 stolen from Lowell's Ryan Limby by means of burglary Car theft has been on the rise in Nottinghamshire and the interceptors are proactively targeting cars that are being shipped across county lines The brand new network of ANPR cameras lets them know where the stolen Peugeot passes and which way it's heading I don't even see the point. It's still in the car Like you on false plates. You got you got stolen plates You got out of your date plates Then ampere down the camera that mark where we are in this direction Keep your eyes peeled Units are flooding the area For five two, we're going after the Peugeot as well It's only a matter of minutes before the car is spotted Here we go right right again It's just been followed by an RV down towards the 6th 10th The car is heading for the M1 Dan and James are still a few miles away from its last location. So they need to get busy Dan unleashes the BMW's x5s 330 horses and steers them towards the M1 Oh man, yeah, oh, yeah, he's definitely driving this x5 That's why he's southbound God They're not seeing them squeezed through there seeing them interceptors keep a large stable of thoroughbred pursuit cars Marked BMW x5s are equipped with gun safes ready for firearms teams to deploy at a moment's notice So so they went back to season one and started doing a coverage of the cars again The dog units respond to calls in the 150 mile per hour Skoda vrs wagon While traffic units use both unmarked BMW x5s and three series estates to keep a stealthy eye on the county's motorists Dan and James have threaded their x5 through the evening traffic and closed the gap on the pursuit Five three. We're just in con. I hope all of y'all paying attention at what cars they driving now because they just gave you a rundown All right with those call signs 10 seconds. We're with you With them now Up ahead an unmarked x5 And a marked patrol car are tailing the stolen Persia to receive x5s for their course with you now The stolen 207 is showing no signs of slowing The interceptors need to force the runaways hand. They're gonna try and do the get by lane one Yeah Playing cars going underneath. Okay. Okay. Don't buy. Don't buy There's a junction up ahead James needs to keep the pursuit on the motorway Try and keep him on And one might be busy, but it's much safer than built-up residential probably in there on snapchat talking about lad this lad that Bust streets is going to get a goth mate. Try and keep him on.  I'm literally Uh James says he likes to chill out to mellow tunes when he's behind the wheel So this driver recklessly swerving at 100 miles an hour will be totally blowing his cool Yes, yes from 5 3 we are pursuit vehicle is lights off swerving across all lanes medium risk Lane 4 1 0 0 lane 4 has a medium risk. Is it medium risk because it's low traffic? The runaway knows he can't outrun three intercept units He's hoping his erratic driving will force them to call off the pursuit This vehicle is at least three up. We are in lane three now. We are medium risky swerving across all lanes 9 0 Proper suit he is lane three swerving in front of us at 1 0 0 There's another junction rapidly approaching james positions the units for another blocking maneuver To the lead x5 get me so i don't want him coming off the motorway 208 she swerving across all lanes is to our near side now We are at 8 5 over buddy. You picked the wrong time of night to do this You know why I say that because there's no there's not a lot of cars out if there were more cars out They would have probably called it back Dan carefully draws the two tonne x5 alongside the speeding hatch Runaways rapidly running out of options He's in lane three to the lead x5 watching near side. We want him on when he kept on half mile marker board for the 850 24 Stand by stand by contact with the subject vehicle taking extensive damage It's gonna crash to the near side stand by stand by The pursuit may have ended Is it game over for the runaway? Was that an accident? Or was that like tactical contact that they be talking about a driver looked like an accident Interceptors james and dana on the m1 in pursuit of a stolen perso To pursuit there are three teapack vehicles with you now The runaway was trying to bully the police drivers into backing down Did not work. He is lane three swerving in front of us drivers into backing down Bro, what are you doing? You're on a donut First of all, you could the max speed for a donut is what 40 miles an hour. Like what are you doing? You would never ever going to get away on this like the plan was flawed from the beginning Proposuity is lane three swerving in front of us at one zero zero chaff got the motway remains light But his reckless driving saw the 100 mile an hour pursuit come to an abrupt end Yeah, that's an accident First tire to come off was that donut. You see it. See if damage is going to crash to the near side stand by stand by In an act of sheer desperation the driver of the stolen perso went for a gap That simply wasn't there It's going to crash to the near side stand by stand by One of the lads have made off into the bushes with dan and james hot on their heels One of the lads wasn't so quick to get away police officer That dog out there One down, but the driver and passenger are still on the run. They've gone through here up to this point We've come through. I've got a shout of police dog And I've pretty much stopped here Dogs come through and they're gone We're the dog though units are searching the area But james isn't hopeful I've probably got phones on them. That's already contact someone's come and pick them up. I've got it But one out of three, who knows? Can I see what state the police have got? They decap they got up out of there low key the one that stayed back He wasn't the driver. They're gonna let him go. I was into me The x5 is picked up a battle scar and so is james's finger I've smashed me under pieces. I think need to pull me need to pull my finger off on the uh on the fence The southbound lane of the m1 has been closed for 30 minutes These lads when they get in these stolen cars, they just don't care We've got to think about the risk members of the public But as you've just seen they do not care. They'll weave around the motorway under mile an hour trying to crash There you go into police cars. They've totaled this person's car. They don't care Could be worse than that. Could have no finger As the cuffed passenger is taken back to the nick it seems his mates are well gone That was the fastest dudes I ever seen. This is like this is like I've never seen nobody get away I don't think on foot at the high speed chase Then they get to running never seem to get away. It's a first The m1 is underway again, but the stolen Peugeot won't be going anywhere You've got that in comparison to that. I think we've got off lightly because they weren't with a massive bang It proper walloped the police car I thought if you're a lot worse than that, I think it was proper giving it the full swerve of mugurba That's as new. Hey fear we're into this German engineering my friend Scarring pattern I don't think this is the proper time to be doing this here like this right now But with their mating custody to that chopper The net is closing in. Oh, they still searching for them Two days have passed since dan and james's high speed encounter with the stolen Peugeot and the pair are back on patrol All right, I just want to say a quick side note note It's not her fault, but lisa was nowhere to be found in this in that in any of that I don't even know why they showed her in the beginning A call has just come through about another car theft There's been a In a series of car key burglaries in west bridgeford With some decent high-value cars nicked Our burgers have had two cars from one address an Audi and a beam that have abandoned the Audi Left in the BMW and then gone and done another car key breaker nicked a brand new 19 plate golf gti That's been tracked by the owner Car's been found Local police and colleagues have stopped a group of young lads not a million miles from where the gti has been sort of abandoned And funnily enough one of them is a lad that's all over our briefings for doing car key burglaries And there were two lads outstanding from the pursuit.  Let's have a look, shall we? Now you got burglary and you got auto Officers have already arrested two lads and the evidence suggests they're linked to the stolen vaults bargain He's got the golf gti key in his pocket. I bet that's the driver of the purge open the motorway The lad in the back of the police car looks very familiar. We had the pursuit down the motorway the other day in the 207 And obviously they got away classic car key burglars And I'd have a mortgage on the fact that's the driver the purge that night out doing some more car key brakes The lad has decided he's not going to come quietly. He's kicking off in the back of the patrol car In these situations leg restraints are needed to protect both the officers and the suspect A gesture that this lad doesn't appear to appreciate Do you spit at me mate? You spit at me? More accustomed to the driving seats of luxury german sports cars, mr. gobby isn't happy about riding in the back of a patrol van Oh Over mad he caught you go get caught eventually doing this man. I know ain't nobody undefeated at this no way If flattery will get you everywhere this little charm is going nowhere except one sounds James has had enough of this jovial banter for one night You're making friends Along with the car keys the lads were also found with this fetching lady's purse A pair of mole grips complete with a lock that appears to be missing at all Yeah, buddy y'all out here y'all got caught red-handed with paraphernalia The stolen golf had been abandoned half a mile down the road from where the lads were picked up Beautiful car that They still got some burglary getting there at the it is nice this car Sadly the hot hatch hasn't survived the ordeal unscathed That's from the roof of the car in it. Yeah, and that I reckon they ripped it out looking for like the tracking box You have a look it's all ripped out. Oh, yeah, the red right mess of it See the red s sos button. Yeah, that's going to gps the car on it. So they've nicked it Just dangerous dangerous criminals and it's a just a top result for everyone to get them locked up and getting Both looking at some prison time. So like what like When they take the car are they taking it to body shops to get money or they just taking them for fun Like if this ain't about no money then what are you doing? So, yeah happy days The silver tong lad was found guilty of burglary. He received 18 months behind bars and a three-year criminal behavior order His may got two years behind bars for burglary. No further action was taken against the passenger Told you that one passenger got away With over 800 knife crimes reported in nottinghamshire last year the interceptors of actioned a specialist team to tackle this modern-day menace head-on Out on patrol today are sergeant steve king and ken tinnley Oh knife carriers never met the general knife because they're involved in something else Maybe part of organized crime groups or gangs and we try and deal with those issues as well So for example, if someone who's involved in drug supply will target them and if you get them for a drug supply Then hopefully that will prevent them from carrying a knife in the future as well really It doesn't that's a great way of thinking Steve's a big jason borne fan and his favorite movie star is matt damond But that ain't how i work. Well, he's just spotted two more celebrities, but this pair are stars of the morning briefing Two males we'll go for a stop May i answer your bad mate? You jumping down ready? Yeah, you know what you know what's happening Steve and ken just want a quiet word But the lads leaped straight on the defensive Are we being detained? Yes, you are being detained For what? For what crime? Under the misuse of drugs act, you're being detained whilst i Why i established whether or not we're going to be conducting a search I can't do that Well, i can't do that if you're if i like to walk off your behavior is erratic There's intelligence linking you to the supply control drug in this area therefore you're both being searched I've just told you okay So you do understand that? No, no, no, no, no, i don't understand that Let me explain it to you then, mate You're not rested The law in the UK is wild a little bit They got briefed in the morning about to stop them immediately. They don't know the law They they're talking like they're lawyers or something like bro sit down, man Y'all making this long Back-up has arrived and not a moment too soon Oh, man Stephen Ken has satisfied that neither lad is carrying a knife or they're both resisting the search so the cuffs are coming out Okay, there's active intelligence linking you to the supply drugs in this area There's also smell of cannabis emanating from you even smoking cannabis Are you taking something today? No What?     No Just the weed Yeah You know what this is? It's the harassment, innit No, it's not harassment, mate It's charm Yeah Have I got nothing?  You know what? I actually have got nothing on me But you know You can't go on like this Well, it appears you've got something to stuff down your pants, mate I haven't, no What is that? Alba? Albanians got their own track home now? Dealers to do business without being traced So what concerns me? You've got two furnace-style mobile phones that you say aren't yours You've been quite likely to declare they're not yours I've had things for a couple of years And all of my mates' phone I just phoned my mum on it now What's your problem? Okay The lad reckons he borrowed the mobile to phone his mum I don't know what to do with it I don't know what to do with it I don't know what to do with it I don't know what to do with it I don't know what to do with it I don't know what to do with it I don't know what to do with it A phone his mum Here's at least some cannabis down your pants So you'll probably give me the time for a full strip search and we'll need to get an appropriate add-on Well, she's about to get another call Who is your guardian or who looks after you? Has he got a phone too? Where does she live? Not my mum Where's your house, mate? I'm sure all of you have just been there enough I was asking, I've never met you before Is she in? Because he's under 18 and he can't be stripped searched without his legal guardian We're quite determined when we've got the grounds We'll take people back and strip them if they want to hide drugs in their underwear, then that's ultimately what we're going to have to do. Back at the nick. Motor mouth has run out of puff. Why did police station all blue? What town is this?  All right, Mark, calm down now, bit, yeah? I've calmed down. Good, man. He's fiercely denied that he's hiding drugs. All right, we have to check, dude, because you've got something down there, ain't ya? I haven't, unless I'm trying to say. A strip search will allow him to prove his innocence once and for all. All right, just pull your trousers down, but keep your boxes on. All right, now, spin around for me and just look down. This lad's got some Classee with his punts. Steve has pulled out a plastic bag that appears to contain Classee drugs. I don't know how. It's that brown? Well, it was in your punts, mate. You can't really see it. It just looked like wraps to me. Amazingly, the lad claims he has no idea how the drugs appeared between his legs. He's got some cash stuffed down his pants, about 170 quid, and then three or four wraps of dark substance which is expected to be harrowing. Maybe he doesn't know how we've ended up down his pants. So we just search the other lad, see what we've got with him, and then we'll make a decision about where we're going with it. It's time for the second lad to strip off in front of Mum. At any point should he be fully made? In front of Mum, you see it? Meet out in front of Mum. Make it. So we'll do probably the top half first, and then put that back on and do the bottom half. Is that OK? Yeah, absolutely. OK, put that back on for me. The strip search revealed the lad did have cannabis hidden down his pants. That's it? So both have been arrested for possession with intent. I don't know. We just did all that for this. You can even put this in the little joint. They might as well, they should have just... So both have been arrested for possession with intent. W wastes of time. And supply trunk trucks. Hopefully it's been seen today, the sorts of proactive work we've been doing in the community that should make people feel a bit more comfortable, a bit more confident about the policing operations that are taking place. And hopefully it sends a message for these two and maybe the wider criminality that might be taking place within Clifton that we are looking for you and we will stop you, we'll search you and we'll make arrests where the evidence is there. Both lads were arrested for possession with intent to supply class A drugs and possession of cannabis. They're both still under...  He was good. He was great comedy. ...restigation. Private... ...straights the... Nottinghamshire's network policing teams are the interceptor's eyes and ears on the ground. They have supplied vital intel on the location of a man believed to be involved in organised crime. And today, the neighbourhood units are revving up for a raid alongside the tactical support group. Heading up the ARP is Sergeant Brian Blackmore. We've just done the issues of drugs warrant with NSUs. They don't want anyone slipping out the back door. So, they're surrounding the property. The air drop's off. The warehouse has been converted into artists' studios. We're going through there. Let's get that door. Smash through. Well, the interceptors are hoping to find more than a pile of paintbrushes. They're the keys. The warehouse is a rabbit warren of rooms and corridors. This one's up. Down, move quick. Just somewhere for you. The team have found some more. It's all hands on deck. Result, they've got their man. Well, what did they get him off? The only thing sleeping beauty here is going to be wearing right now is a shiny pair of handcuffs. A quick scan of the building has delivered three more suspects. They've all been arrested and are headed off to the local Nick. And caught with a work done. The warehouse is cluttered and full of hiding places. Right, Sergeant. I've got to say it's one of the most complex because of the layout, because it's an original building and they've created little studios and rooms within what wouldn't have been there in the first place. Sergeant Mark Southgate from the neighbourhood unit is heading up the search party. It's going to be all left for nothing. It appears to be classic controlled drugs in the premises. A substantial block there on top of the scales. Oh, OK. A block of off-white substance on the floor there with the other individual rats. Oh, OK, yeah, they got you all, buddy. Numerous mobile phones. It's a good hit today and good result. The scene of the search, a police dog has been drafted in to sweep the building. Baxter has been trained to sleep... Oh, they need a window? ...cocaine and cannabis. The dog gave us an indication on the box and we've got, er, that it's an overall amount of cannabis to do with. This big bag of weed was fetched from the only large part of the street. The bad news for the dealer is it's headed straight for the police incinerator. And Baxter isn't the only one sniffing out a monster hole. Oh. Looks like it's a kilo block of uncooked decay. Oh. In itself. God, they didn't find the key of... They didn't find the key of raw. That's tough. It's potty. It's over. Worth 25 to 40,000, but once it's cut down into deals of street value, it's potty upwards of 100,000 pounds. Yeah. So that's a really good find. It's going to really hit them hard if it hurts in the pocket. A good result. You're going to have somebody hurt them. The organised crime on Holy Trinity. It's quite a good one. It's quite a good one, yeah. Guns. Money and drugs. Everywhere you go. For Brian's team, the raid was well worth the early morning wake-up. We've got in excess of a kilo of... And then they had it everywhere. Like, even if, like... Even if, like, you were onto them, there's nowhere you could stash that off. You would have to go find it, collect it, move it around, like... Cacain. In one big block package, also, we found different quantities of, again, cocaine in bundles. Somewhere on the scales, there was mobile phones attached or linked to it. A quantity of cash, just in that room alone. This was stuck into them in there. Six people were arrested in today's operation, including their main target. He has a previous history in organised crime in Nottingham area. Links to groups that have been involved in quite serious offences within Nottingham firearms offences. So it's a big result for us to locate him here, where he is actually in the room, where the drugs are. We can actually tie him to that. They didn't just tie him to it, they put him behind bars. When Sleeping Beauty had his day in court, he was convicted of possession with intent to supply cocaine and received a seven-year custodial sentence. The interceptor's relentless mission to bring peace in order to the nation's streets is a vital task, but often a thankless one. Not everyone's gonna like because I get that. I used to get wound up a lot when they used to, like, call you all sorts. And then I got passed that. But I think sometimes... Lisa. I need to see some throwback footage of Lisa because, like, I honestly, you work hard at some point. You just don't work hard now. Sometimes it's hard, especially when you're a new officer and you're not used to... Oh, you're driving? Okay.  The minute they know that they've got you, that is it, they'll carry on. But we must be one of the few jobs where you go to work and you get abused and it's normal. It's the early hours and Sergeant James Carrington and Katie Eustace are on patrol in the BMW X5. They call Katie. They've had a call to say there are five males all... Y'all remember Katie? Katie, be ready for the action. She'll be ready for the negativity at work. Dress in dark clothing with tortures, go down an alleyway between a couple of properties. The X5's first is straight six and the state-of-the-art four-wheel drive system allow the interceptors to respond to the call with blistering pace. Have we got any more specific discretion on the alleyway they've gone down? Hold on. A bloke just popped his head out over there. Which one? That one just there. Go and have a look. Never pop your head out. Katie, sir, she joined the force because she didn't want to be stuck in an office all day. I doubt she had disappearing down dark alleys at the top of her wish list either. Light!  There's trouble brewing down the road. You quiet. You quiet. These narrow streets only allow one car to pass at a time, and a pair of drivers are locked in a nose-to-nose standoff. What if he needs to grow up, don't they? Move out of the way. Oh, heck, Katie. You don't see who I think she's got embroiled in some kind of road regency on the street that's unrelated at the same time. What's up? What's up is the back of a seriously annoyed taxi driver. He's using... He's being abusive. He's speaking like racist. On willing to stare down and intercept her, the other driver backs down. You've got to love it. You've got to love it. I'm not going to lie, Katie looks like she can bake the greatest pumpkin spice sugar cookies that we've probably ever seen. Maybe, what, ginger nutmeg? She's probably like a great cuppa, you know? Price is averted, James leaves the comfort of the X5 and joins Katie in the hunt for the suspicious men. No joy. Nothing obvious, but there's cameras all over it. There's not more shouting going all over it. It sounds like the dueling motorists are back. Hold on. There's going to be a horrible nasty fight, so we need to move. Clocking the incoming interceptors, the driver of the second car isn't hanging around. Is it him doing all the shouting? Yeah. That's actually what I was just trying to do. Yeah, I can bore. The two-tongue beamer makes light work of the tight, speed bump-filled streets, but there's a problem.  Last one. The runaway is also in an X5. Mmm. Left. An age. But the police spec BMW has a high-performance upgrade. A pair of interceptors. Next right, next right. That was mad corny. Right, right, right. The runaway is recklessly racing through built-up residential streets. Ah. Down here and right. They'll be out in the Boulevard. But Katie knows these roads right in the back of her hand. I've got the car now. Bingo. Are we home? Yes, yes. Right, fellas, what's your problem? Waffing off is all. What's up? Cos you've had a right Barney with that taxi driver. Why, why have you guys behaved as you have? Hmm? Who's up? These three lads appear. Why is he doing whippets, right? What is those called when you fill up the blue and might just do it as they call whippets, right? Why is he doing it right in front of the car? So you are pulled over trying to hide this. Here to be heading to a party. So any of you insured to drive this car? No, none of us. Who was driving it then? He's gone. Aziz, because if you don't come back, we're going to be seizing the car. The driver's seat is empty. He could have made off or he could have just swapped seats. Where's the lad that was driving this car? Right, we need to fetch him back, otherwise, because none of you is insured to drive it. We're going to be taking his car. They claim the driver has gone off to service his girlfriend. The car is parked, though, in a legally parked spot. He's not going to come out. We suspect that he's not insured or something's not right with his driving license. So we're going to be seizing the car. Sue, is it that belongs to the car? Is that what the plate says or am I guessing? Yes, that's correct. No. So are the cops just oblivious to what they're doing with the balloons, probably? Probably. When is he coming back then to speak to us? As soon as he busses a lot. Katie and James don't care what he's doing. If he's not back in five minutes, he's losing his wheels. He's ringing him. He's there. Give him a second, mate. Right. The car stinks of booze, and alcohol isn't the only stimulant on tonight's menu. Are you enjoying that balloon? Is there something in there that's nice for you? Yeah, of course it is. Nitrous oxide. Lovely. Nitrous oxide is the gas used to anesthetize people in operating theaters. But it's not illegal in the UK? It is. It's also a very popular, but potentially harmful recreational drug. Definitely kills brain cells when done like this. Inhaled from a kiddie's balloon, it's legal to use, but not if you're driving. Yeah.  So that'll be why he doesn't want to come talk to us right now. Might have had a nice night with his misses, but lost his car. With Romeo nowhere to be seen, Katie decides enough is enough. Time's up. It's being recovered. We've been five minutes. Yeah. Yeah, at 5.29. Yes, it has. Stop stopping nitrous oxide and you'll know what time it is, won't you? Believe it's a chap called...  No, you're not. You're far from me. Damn. With the tow truck on its way, moving the X5 won't be a problem. On the floor, not us. But shifting this bunch of charmers could be. We're gonna finish they whole balloons and ride up all these. That's a little bit wild, in my opinion. You're gonna seize the others, innit? Well, the recovery wagon's not gonna take the car you look in, is it?  Shall I get one up with the car to come down? Yeah. Yeah, I feel like it'll arrest me. You wanna hear the cars start coming towards us? I'm seeing this car. Yeah, but if we seize the car, under section 165 Road Traffic Act, there can't be people in it, which means we have a power to remove people from the vehicle to seize the vehicle.   I'm not acting like one. Right, you are. What I'm telling you is...  I am not getting out of the car. Right, well, how are we gonna recover it, then, are you in it? Well, it is what it is. It is what it is. Katie and James know the ideal solution for removing stubborn objects. Hello, boys. Apply just the right amount of muscle. Why are there no faces? And if that doesn't work, the tow truck usually has the desired effect. Socks and sliders, classic. Psychotic drug. It's made for whipped cream. Psychotic. Blowing it up in front of them as well. You wouldn't believe it, would you? Yeah, psychotic. Really? Good job little wardens aren't here, are they? The lads are now worried about the car. The windows are open, it's raining, and the interior is going to get trashed. So if the car was to get damaged, who's gonna be liable for it? He's not come back to put the windows up with the keys, is he? Yeah, but who's gonna be liable for it? You took it. Yeah, but you took it. No way. If you can get the key off him, great, we can put the windows up. It's too busy. He's having a good time. I'll put a good job. But, as if by magic... Yeah, the windows are up. Someone somewhere has got the key to this car. But now it's locked, they can't take it out of gear, they have to be dragged onto the truck, potentially damaging the... Tires and... That's a W, you can roll up the window for the X5 without me in there? The gearbox. We have tried to explain to them that if it gets dragged on, it might take some damage with the key, it won't. They're not interested. They're not gonna be fooled by you. This is sure makes pride and joy. The party's over for this rain-soaked trio. Interesting puncture lads, right? Yeah, animated. Is he got sandals on? With socks? Yeah, entertaining. At the end of the day, the driver's not come back, so we suspect he's either under the influence of something. We've got him off the street for the night at least, bearing in mind he's probably under the influence of something, facing caboose as well. So whether it be the recreational gases they're enjoying or some booze as well, who knows, but... You got one of them driving around in that state. The way he was driving through the estate, it's the best we have him and his car off the road, so ultimately this is a result. It couldn't be proved that Romeo was behind the wheel, so no further action was taken. However, he did pay the recovery fee and collected his true love. Obviously, they was gonna pay their recovery fee. Ain't no way they're gonna leave that in there. It's the mid-week night shift in Mansfield, and interceptors Clarky and Phil are heading out on patrol. Quiet stump tonight, the road's all wet, but visibility is not too bad. Obviously, we'll drive to the conditions. The point is that everything that we do has got to be safe. We'll be in good hands with Phil at the wheel. I hope. Field of beak and the nose, whatever. Paul's head, the spare spotter driver, who appears to be in a bit of a hurry. He's going quick, isn't he? He is. He's crashed. Losing it on the bend, the Nissan has flattened the metal vents. Immediately crashed. He turned the corner and lost it. Slipped everywhere. Remarkably, the driver's straight out of the car and making tracks. Stay where you are! Police! Stay where you are! But Clarky and Phil are right behind him.  Turn your back. Turn your back. He tried to run. He took big turns. Now the interceptors need to get to the bottom of why the car ended up like this. You polished. Yes. So Clarky breaks out his best Polish. You actually mash? Not bad. Not bad, okay. Amatethespe and Clarky picked up his impressive command of Polish during a week-long touring production of Macbeth. You walk him around, Phil. I am. The driver may not have blood on his hands, but he does have booze on his breath. You've been drinking? Yes. Yes. It's pretty tough. Some vodka. Vodka, yeah? Okay. Come on.  I thought he'd take it to the bed pretty quick. I thought, how's he got round there? That's the answer. He hasn't. I am dickhead. I couldn't possibly comment. I am dickhead. Twice? When was your last drink tonight? About an hour ago. About an hour ago. Okay. Hey! Yes?  What's that? My good friend. Yeah? Not drinking. Yeah? Offer me. To give you a lift? There's no time for what it is. It's time to put him to the test. Do you know what I am? Okay, wow. Behead.  Will you give me a breath sample? No. I've been drunk. I've been driving. Yeah.  Okay, thank you. Nice deep breath. If you blow into there, nice tight seal. Blow into there. Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going. Stop there. Stop there. Stop, stop, stop. Thank you. The driver might wish he had accepted that lift. The results are in. So the legal limit is 35. My bad. It was muted. I said, what are our guests right now? I said, I'm guessing he's .9 or better. Three times over the limit. For him to take that type of bend and crash, he got to be, got to be nine, three times over. Okay. You've blown 88. 88. 88. Yeah. So you've failed the test. I'm now arresting you on suspicion of driving whilst. Okay. Listen to me. Listen to me. I'm arresting you on suspicion of driving whilst over the prescribed alcohol limit. Do you understand that? I'm working with you. Okay. You are. Okay. What we're going to do is we're going to go to the police station. We're going to put you on an evidential breath test machine. And we'll see what the reading is there. And we'll take it from there. Thank you, Matthew. Just have to shut this door. Okay. Thank you. You're going to jail, buddy. You're going to jail for twice the legal limit. Statistically, he was at least 30 times more likely to crash than a driver who hadn't touched a drop. Look at this devastation. You know, he's completely driven at speed. Lost it on the bend. He didn't want to drive. He could have been a pedestrian or cyclist. He could have killed somebody. It's crazy. If you want to avoid this, don't drink and drive. It's simple. Thanks. I agree. It's my first mistake. You don't do drink and drive. You have to learn from this. Don't ever drink and drive again. Back at the nick.  You think it's very apologetic. Books in Nottingham's happiest prisoner. Come with me. We'll go and do the machine. Okay. All right. Thanks, Hodge. Cheers. Thank you. And escorts him to their state-of-the-art breath test suite. So if you want to take a seat, if you sit down there for me, please. He's just being and bulky and awkward. He's feeling very calm. Good. You accept it. I understand that. You've said that, yeah. Take a nice, deep breath and blow. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. The driver blew 88 on the roadside test. Stop there. Thank you. The legal limit is 35. Right. 86 and 83. We take the lower reading. So we'll take 83. So we'll take you back to the custody exam. Come on, mate. Bless you. Do I look in there? Yeah. If only every drink driver was as easy going as this fellow. Take care. All right. Have a good time. No problem. You take care. All right. See you later. Thank you very much. I know I made a mistake. I'm sorry. That's right. Main thing is you won't do it again. That's the good thing. No. Thank you. You serve me. All right, mate. No problem. Thank you. Take care. Bye-bye. See you. Cheers. Nostalgia. It will come as no surprise that the driver pleaded guilty to drink driving and he also had no insurance. He was probably less happy when he received fines totalling £470 and was disqualified for 20 months. No kidding. That boy tried to get up out of there. I thought he was going for it when he first started, you know. I thought he was up for a scrap, you know. When he first... Yeah, well... When he turned and faced up. And that was scary for y'all. He stopped and faced me up and turned. I thought, here we go. I think he just wanted to give you hope. That's what people do. All right, man. Police interceptors. It's never a dull moment. Tell them to leave a like, comment. I'm gone.