sion But I was horrendously let down I mean, I've heard that she's not great in the comics either. I honestly have no idea People have been saying That I read her comics. I remember nude roddick saying that she's not necessarily been very popular in her iterations in the comics either um F for disney for not letting sony use faithful adaptations of spider-man cast for the mcu spider-man movies Watching episode 29 and then bam i'm part of the toxic brood. I didn't want this I didn't ask for this. I must consider the victims of verbal terrorists.  No wonder why this franchise is going downhill slice and dice, brothers I did see it. I see that j. Oh fin origin Like it wouldn't cool. I don't know if you can call it an origin necessarily But what I saw was he's well because it's not like it goes uh to like his Or anything No, no, well, it's like a comic slide of like a selection of things that apparently happen. He's like mopping on a ship and then I'm gonna find it on twitter because it was bad.  You hate everything. You don't understand the themes It's on you can find it on twitter. It's embarrassing. I don't I don't know how Large it is as a whole how significant it is to the actual films, but I was just like, oh Um, I'm betting these five dollars that mola will not get the tfa critique series done before episode nine It's probably possibly a safe bet of this this juncture. We shall see like I said, I want to get it done before then But it doesn't mean I will I mean, I'm restricted by my own abilities. I'm afraid If marvel Just based on the fact that um, you've said your rages are observed for things that like are wasted potential Does that mean there's no possibility of like a rage for episode nine now because you have I'm guessing Not thinking it's going to be good Uh, it could be a mare It really depends on what the film does a mare but For all we know there's gonna be things in it that I go like, oh, shit That's not half bad, but it's like surrounded in loops loops Then again palpatine is back Palpatine Yeah, I could definitely see an unbridled mare happening because odd Like all that that whole vader thing where he throws him down He kills the emperor and saves the day and turns good at the end.  He's still alive God imagine if it ends with the emperor's redemption The emperor kills kylo will I want? I see the error of my ways Long live democracy If marvel and sony's deal were to fail Neither company would be able to use the elements of spider-man as they were presented from the mcu Interesting On tracks go Nobody's ever mentioned how cheese theft suit looks like a biker leather gear the dawn clearly thought a fellow rider was stranded and needed a ride Yep Look what happened Uh at a friend's last night a man I have known since I was 10 a man I love he tried to show me a patrick will Will helm video. He says it's because he's always so happy.  Oh my I would rather watch the patrick will helms video at that point myself, but hey Here's his in life Just found you guys i'm trying to catch up in my little free time. I'm on episode seven So I'll see you eventually keep up the great work also. Hi rags Hello, hi I like the idea that he's on episode seven try to catch up. It's like will we be able to outpace him? Um our cosmic chicken who art Who art with tonald massive be thy name thy efap fun? Blessed by the dawn as long as the spider's foretold give us this day our daily rhino milk and forgive us artisms I like it beautiful I like that too. That's good Spider-man homecoming unpersoned uncle ban worse than ryan removing luke morning han scene one wrote directed edited the scene The other wrote him out of existence No free but okay As we forgive those who tis them against us and lead us not into subversion but deliver jay from not watching the lord of the rings opinion if In someone could easily put that into some form of a video It's the e-fap prayer Yeah, we actually go back to a lot of these chats are just good lines for memes now Uh, yeah, we actually did go back to shitting on tlj. See that super chat had an arc You're not you're not the target audience only works when the opinion is negative Typically, yeah, you'll only see that is similar to when they say it's meant for children You only seem to see that rolled out when it's a bad thing Um I could see that becoming like a really backhanded way to insult something now like a euphemism for Imagine meant for children a imagine you came home from watching I don't know the new pixel movie like oh more so good. It's so great. I got this head all the sudden.  It's always in defense. It's never in like. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's meant for kids So stop enjoying it. Oh, okay Uh, thanks for not having me arrested or mutilated yet. Here's some more money. Hope you have a great week glory to the toxic brood All right, you're the toxic brood This guy sounds like a worse version of was lee I uh I mean, I don't I don't know if I heard was lee's voice in his voice, but He was kind of annoying. I'll give you that really. Yeah, his voice is definitely annoying This guy sounds like a wolf, but gayer. How does he sound like wolf? I get the gayer Yeah, gayer, obviously, but no you're not geared in wolf toxic brood represent Oh some objective issues with homecoming you n words first the first scene showing vulture is useless what What that establishes his entire motivation. What do you mean? It's useless What this is why he becomes the vulture that scene It establishes the whole idea for why he is what he is And then number two the fact that peter's date ends up being the vulture's daughter is insanely lazy writing Okay, so it's not lazy writing because the film presents peter with a choice. It's not a convenience. It doesn't It's not a thing that allows peter to achieve a thing. It's it simply says peter Will you be a superhero or will you be not a superhero? I phrased that very well Is it contrived that? Yeah, he was vulture. I don't know that that would be contrived And how would the plot have gone if it didn't happen? What i'm suggesting is the nothing necessarily bad or good happened.   He chooses for it to go through like I said the movie's presenting with him with a choice Is it contrived that the movie presents a choice? I'd be like, uh, Yeah, because the choice was incredibly unlikely and it they needed to be presented the choice for the climax to happen I don't know that that's how I classify it. It's it's complicated because it's not um The standard kind of the way I would I would I would classify a contrivance. Like I said, it reminds me of the whole um Isn't it contrived that uh r2d2 ended up with luke in a new hope Ben Kenobi is right next to him. It's like isn't that contrives like well It's a it's an extremely unlikely event. I suppose but it it It presents luke with with the journey ahead. It's up to him now to decide what he's gonna do with this Like, okay Maybe I would classify it as a contrivance, but not a flaw. Does that make sense? Yeah, it depends on how you want to see coincidences. I mean everything I think if that happens is an incredible amazing coincidence anyway I I feel if you found a way to have that happen in a way that wasn't Really unlikely it would be better Like if you had a causal relationship between the two things and I just How do you have a causal relationship the results in the person he's dating having vulture as her dad? I didn't say I had a specific example in mind I'd have to I might be convinced on that. I'm not sure where I stand on it exactly. Um I get because you're not wrong when you say that uh the ending cannot take place unless he happens to be her dad But I guess okay, like So go I was just gonna say so I guess my take is that the ending There's there's two endings possible once you present that to him in the the the part of the film We want to see is what peter's going to choose to do You know like is it contrived that he's able to be able to choose in the first place and I was like, oh, I guess so I mean it would be less contrived if say the only reason that peter found out about uh vulture was because uh it was somehow tied to him going to the school and Vulture also having a connection to the school like if the connection came from the same place like maybe if vulture was at the dance Because he's someone else's parent like that, but like Well, no, that's what happened, but No, I'm suggesting that peter goes with his date and then he sees vulture's there Because vulture's there for his his his daughter who's unrelated to the person that peter's dating I mean, I feel like that would lower the stakes though as well, but I what I'm what I was suggesting is like if um The only reason that peter finds out that vulture like he what is it that happens in the film? He sees the explosion on the distance right and finds out about the vulture I'm saying if there was a way you could rewrite that so that uh peter finds out about the vulture from events that Uh happened like at the school because the vulture is you know connected to the school through his daughter Uh and that connection leads to the to peter finding out about him, but without finding out that liz is uh Connected to him. I feel like that could Definitely lower the contrivance levels Well, he did find out about the vulture through events that happened at the school though because it was the dance Which is the only reason they met Well, no, but that not that wasn't like the initial finding out about what the vulture was doing Was because of an explosion in the distance while he was at a party I thought I didn't know if rags wanted to respond or not. Um Yeah, because the the way the plot runs is that he sees the explosion in the distance that event leads him to have a chitari core That core is then chased by the dudes. He puts the tracker on the dudes. He ends up finding Vulture then Happens from there then he goes to the washington monument And then he finds out about the ferry because of the uh the guy that they were selling guns to that's how Uh, he follows that whole line um Like if you have the vulture say in the school for some reason and like It actually turns out he's there for a completely legitimate reason in the end He's there for like to talk to one of like lizard's teachers or something But then while he's there peter gets suspicious of him and then like I don't know See something in his bag or something like that It's a really tricky rewrite and I don't think the payoff is that big to for improvement wise, but I'm sure it's possible um, so Did it is did it make it feel artificial to you when you saw it? Not when I was first seeing it, but I think it would be better if it wasn't like that I mean, I'm that's basically it didn't bother me I'm trying to figure out how it's defined basically because like My brain is crossing crossing the streams of the the the idea of um It's a it's an unlikely scenario But what's peter gonna do about this because it's not it doesn't necessarily make anything happen One way or the other for uh for anything. It's it's it's just a This is this is what's happening. What do you think peter and we just we just have to watch What he wants to do in relation to it um, but I think I can agree with with with with you pretty much entirely. I just um I should probably think on it but in that case uh So like would you call it lazy writing then because I guess Would it come under that? I'm I call it flawed. I'd call it Imperfect writing, but It's interesting. I don't I don't know if you call it lazy because I don't think there are very many simple ways you could do it better And achieve the same effect Well, all I'll do it Absolutely conceived that is it likely that the person that peter decided to date school also happens to be the daughter of the main villain of the film separately like I don't think we can deny the the likelihood of that is very low So, uh, the the less Likelihood related stuff. There is the more cause of an effect stuff. There is tends to be uh, something to be approved of the consistent storytelling yeah, um But you know as as as the film goes if that's it. It's not still not we're still doing pretty good I think uh, yeah, coincidences do happen occasionally. That's the thing. It's not a plot hole It's just um unlikely. Yeah And like I said it, uh, it doesn't allow A peter to win or it doesn't allow the villain to win It simply presents the scenario and we have to see what happens now not to say that it's still it's not contrived as a result of that But I still think it's um Not as bad just the path's Happening to cross again Yeah In a way that raises the stakes Would you agree that the final act of homecoming lacks stakes when considering that if peter hadn't stopped vulture Then tony would have stopped him because he'd finally see him as a threat So I think the idea the finale of homecoming is that they're going to send the decoy drone so that eventually tony would figure out That uh, he's been stolen But by that time vulture and his team would probably have all the the shit hidden Because that's the whole deal is that they know how to counter the tracking. Um technology of the people they They're pitching off of Or stealing from I guess Uh, so I would imagine they'd have like some form of a hangar where they'd park that shit and then they would just Live off it then with all the stuff in that Yet Um, but no tony might be interested in trying to hunt him down Um But that's the whole point is that uh, peter wanted to prevent that wanted to prevent the him stealing it in the first place Because hey, man It's an irresponsible person stealing a lot of power Hmm What Have you guys heard of arch warhammer and if so would you consider having him on? He's on the list.  It was murdered Yeah, that's right Hauloff, do you know how much I've sacrificed? That's um Fucking spider-man one meme crossed over with the guys from collider beautiful Uh, the prequels seemed to uh, the prequels seemed even too childish in comparison to the originals to me Even though I was 10 at the time it seemed to pander way too much. I am Well, it did really show that goofy. It's it was almost like a super version of like the ewoks Yeah, like jar jar was definitely sprinkled all over it It felt like ice age level goofy Kind of yeah Yeah, but even the first ice age had like some edgy humor in it sit and jar jar actually Similar in terms of some aspects of the character and then I guess you could argue like a one is done better than the other I want to see them switched now It could work I don't necessarily think it would be bad for either film I mean I'd watch them Me suck old will he blame red letter media? Uh, oh you talking about the guy we're covering the video. He probably does to a certain degree if the logic is that eating the prequels Uh, the prequels are objectively something Then it's your fault if there's a bad reaction to that criticism. The prequels are objectively great.  That's actually getting to be quite the herculean journey Isn't that the rhino milk one? I I think we we covered you on five didn't we all was at six Oh, yeah, I was five And yeah, did uh You you want us to cover a certain video right in a future efap j you remember? Oh, yeah, that should be fun. How was that for a narrative arc your character in the efap lore? I mean that's great, but they have no idea what you're talking about I don't have an idea what you're talking about a video that is critical of j specifically For the idea. Oh god. No, he didn't oh god. No that was terrible What no not that one not that one that we watched not that one. Oh good um But yeah, just the idea that he he was once a subject then a guest then a then a common guest now Efap will potentially be reacting to a video ripping him down a notch for his terrible videos Reacting with It's a pretty good arc. I think there's been a lot of really strong development. I think I think it all made sense I thought it was a bit contrived that j happens to be free a lot of the times the efap is on I think that that kind of right.   He forgot yoda's key teacher kondegaba a jedi uses the force for knowledge and defense never attack Yoda teaches him being completely selfless Focus on the present Luminous beings are we control control? You must control and control anger fear aggression the dark side of the force They are easily they float We didn't even see the 30 years I would have been okay with it if we saw it and it was well written But that would probably take a few movies How many movies does that take to cover 30 years? And you could do a great trilogy in between the current In the sequel in between the sequel trilogy and the ot With great characters it'll make the sequel trilogy becomes great trilogy How good do you think you could make the sequel trilogy in retrospect by putting another in a trilogy in between them? If you like really if it was really well written and just if characters being in places they are when we meet them they could help them for sure Yeah, the world building just needs as much help as it can get Oh, yeah, the world building is still my biggest gripe and I don't I know that's like a not even a populous dance I mean people hate the world building, but most people will go with the characters Yeah, yeah, the characters do seem a lot more dirt. You got to deal with them on screen for in a much more personal way Can we just turn this into eFap movies for and watch big trouble in little china stars makes me sad I don't do those live because we'll get hit with copytisms I don't have copy but but luckily For eFap meme watching youtube is redoing its copyright system.    This is what people's problem is with you every time We we try to be unified on this podcast as a force for good in the world and every time something good happens Well, I'm the manager. So if you disagree with me, you're wrong That's not true at all incorrect Managers can be wrong Managers are evil as far as I know. I check the bible. Yes Unless you're the customer in which case you're always right. You're wrong A manager is the closest thing you've ever been to a man Also an ager Oh wait, if red light media got a video predicting rise of skywalker, is that true? Oh, they do. Yes I got a lot of videos to watch today. They've got a video red light media got a video try to predict what's gonna happen at rise of skywalker Oh, I haven't seen it yet. It's gonna be funny. I basically woke up in eFap. So yeah, same for me. Um Brags you have weird dreams, man I do have weird dreams, but I can't control them James they are very um, they're all over the place, man James more needs to buy the rights to star wars so we can collectively write better films That would be interesting a film written by like a thousand people How would I wonder how that would run you'd have to like keep running votes on each like sentence or something That would be a really interesting experiment that we totally could Twitch rights star wars. Yeah. Yeah Uh, I'll take it. Oh my god. I'll take it become a meme so quickly I'd take the dawn star wars any day. Absolutely again. Oh without a doubt an apple a literal apple. I would take it That's an animal I know the worst thing to me about homecoming is that it's just okay objectively doesn't hit the highs of ramy or the lows of amazing mj is inconsequential In homecoming sure she's inconsequential A lot of characters who aren't though Uh, yeah, I don't know. I liked a lot of the payoffs in homecoming That's just me Jeff wake up bond will be female in 25. Oh, I'm I'm sure he's gonna be uh having his take on that Very interesting. I order you mauler to make more videos. Oh, they're coming. They're on the way Uh, gotta get back to work. Love you guys and the fandom menace Yay Episode one through three are like a six out of ten better than a lot of movies Okay Uh, imagine if they try to do civil war two in the mcu kim john danvers played off as correct and heroic Would be great for discussion I'm all or I recently watched your dk dks two vids all 11 hours a question How can you say the game is pointlessly hard just to kill you and that it's too easy because life gems It's also de-spawning.   I just remembered one of them.   It would be really boring Well potentially boring. Maybe someone find that very interesting I'm sure there's someone out there who's actually killed everything in the game permanently just to see what it would be like I mean, that's probably a speedrun category, right? Uh, I don't know. Wouldn't that take a billion years to do? Yeah, but that still How would that be a speed? Sure, but you can do a speedrun any category. I get yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right That would be a good thing to watch though.  There would be like those three people who who really want to see that And then there'd be like three more think they really really want to see that and then get three minutes then and go Disney is an abusive husband and guys like this are the battered wife. Oh my Anyone else times you get that impression, man Anyone else realize that tfa and tlj take place immediately after each other for a total of five to six days in universe time If rise takes place point that out. Yeah I think it's less than that Like it's like i'm pretty sure over the course of five six days is probably true But I mean like the time between the two movies. I'm pretty sure I mean, there's no time between Rey's story of both movies But that's where the timeline gets a little bit confused Because there is definitely time for the resistance Yeah, if rise takes place straight after tlj the whole lot happens in just over a week of time They've confirmed. I believe that it is a year jump. So we've we've gone through 365 days of stuff Oh boy Well, that should be justifiable then for rey to be a complete different character now Oh, yeah That makes sense Uh came home last night If they like actually do to rey what they did to luke and then that would split the fandom like again Like the the the sequel defenders Who are still in on it would like totally split In exactly the same way that the whole like fandom did it initially between uh You know, you know what i'm saying.  He jumped back barking Okay, all right. That sounds like it'd be funny Yeah, haha Dave lee also condones disney's unprofessional response to the aerial casting So I think whatever disney does he'll be there to deep throat them. I don't know who Dave lee is What was that response Dave lee was the the the guy we covered that was Dave lee.  Okay Yeah, that was Dave lee You for you keep you're so heartless I can't believe you think all australians look alike I thought we covered fringy because they're all fringy other difference Um, that's what fringy looks like without his green outfit I don't know what disney's unprofessional response to the aerial casting is by the way. I haven't even seen that they responded Yeah, I don't know anything about it myself. I'm sure it's golden though Uh loved more as replies to hello grito on twitter. Yeah, so on twitter Hello grito was making posts that are like Lol, if you compare the emperor from episode five to episode six is completely different facial prosthetics They've ruined the film lol xd xd xd And um after I think I saw the third one I was like, okay like is the joke here that um People who criticize the sequel trilogy have really bad arguments and that um, you're trying to like Repeat them and parody them onto the ot as well And then he said it has nothing to do with the sequel trilogy I was like, uh Well, he said it has nothing to do with the sequel trilogy. It's simply him trying to uh Present how he thinks criticism might go of the ot if it was released today And then I was like, okay, but based on the criticism of the sequel trilogy, right?  I was like, I was criticizing the joke, but okay Like yeah, I get it.  It's a disney fanatical Star Wars universe. Yeah Whatever that means I'll just watch that the other day. It was really fun. I'll buy a although I do think he put up a better performance than me to Lee. I've got to say I actually think so too Wait, who did sorry Random It Was it what's this name? It's like a short version of a real thing. We've got my Ren reviews No, no, no not Ren reviews. That's a great debate guy Oh, right. You think he did better than major lee? Yeah, I think so. I'm still I don't know what I said the last time I was asked that but I feel undecided about it As usual.   Yeah, I mean I I'm gonna go with the phone I like my fingers. Okay I mean The knuckler the knuckler Uh, Jay No, I'm trying to stand cutting his fingers halfway off as though they made them twice as strong Oh, is that how that works neat? Yes Uh, Jay, would you deserve herpes from bathwater drinking? Uh, define deserve Oh, thank you Well, in fairness, he's probably watched that debate rags. I don't know So he's prepared for this, but uh, how would you define deserve jay? There's a reason. He's our manager Always prepared Hang on Do something or have Do or have something or show qualities worthy of a reaction which rewards or punishes as appropriate As appropriate. That's uh, the next definition we need Define appropriate I mean, I would say it's appropriate for you to get herpes by drinking Someone else's bathwater And when you say appropriate there, what do you mean? Uh, I don't know All right Would you say that it is a a natural and real consequence that can arise from you making that decision? Yes. All right Now I agree. Yeah, I think you could say it's a natural consequence. Yeah Yeah That's a plot contrivance though a lot contrivance getting herpes is a I think most would agree that when you say deserve there's a moral aspect to it as a A punishment that is justly delivered Yeah, moral aspect.    I would watch that Bring in the dancing lobsters And then nude rottick throwing a super chat for killing as much star wars as you can Believe me. We've we've killed it three four times this stream alone Tomorrow who knows it's so dead. Yep. We have fucked star wars up And we're gonna resurrect it soon enough and bring it all the way back down Eternal torment here's some money for j the executive producer so he may continue funding this toxic podcast show happy rhino milk good sirs Thank Have to give me a link Paypal at some point you you've actually got 30 dollars in total coming What are you gonna spend it on? um I'll let you know when the time comes You don't know. I don't know. I don't I don't know. No Probably big old core shaped dildos. I mean, I'll be real I might end up confusing it with like the other money that like I have I wouldn't keep track of which money it is and then I'll be like I'm spending somebody like what purchase will you make now that you know that There's 60 more dollarinos and well, that's the thing. I'm really boring. I know that my income So I save money whenever and I don't need to spend it really we okay. You don't you need to spend this though Oh, is that is that part of the rule? It's law. Yeah, it is actually. Yes.  I don't know why you're saying.  It's free shit It's free stuff It is money with the express Yeah, it's money with the express purpose of spending I might spend it on an extended edition lord of the ring trilogy box set All right. All right. All right Is red letter media's version. I'm sure wolf would be very uh, wolf would approve. I want to see what chat's saying to that Is red letter media happy dear is red letter media's version of jenga from the last black spine episode the most intense piece of media ever Oh, yeah, junkers what they come it was actually really intense to watch that. Yeah, I loved it I had a feeling that it was going to be that they had two at every single Here if you want to be into the tapes it'd be like two structural ones that you could knock out the small ones But oh it was satisfying when it fell and then it was like, oh no now we have to watch all the tape They should have been shitty at it If they were shittier at it, then they would have had less misery watching all of them Uh, this is from southpaw My dad passed away on thursday night. This stream is just the thing I needed to get my mind off it for a moment Oh, sorry to hear that man. Yeah, I'm glad we could help Ducks, uh, hope you're doing okay, dude Hey rags, I have an external battery for the switch suggestion for you want me to send you the link. It's one I use and it's great Yes, go ahead and do that because that that might be helpful if I'm ever on a long long trip or something Uh, where can they reach you? You'd it to me on discord And if you can't if you don't know my discord then send it to my channel email Which is on my youtube page You should watch the arrow starring dan acroid I didn't know there was a film he was in called the arrow, but The acroid I don't remember if you guys have seen Ivan Ortega's last Jedi. If so, what did you think about it? Also, why is everyone in chat not given this video a like rhino milk? Um, I know he's made it. I haven't seen it yet Um The idea is to he's re-edited the last Jedi in full. I need to find time to watch it. It's my bad Yeah, don't see how you can save that film with edits. I thus pause because you're Yeah, it's a big reason for why I want to see it. I want to know what he's done Unless you're editing it so that every shot is like From behind the head and you've dubbed over it with new voice lines I mean, maybe Uh, by the way, elita battle angel is a bad adaptation. No idea how good a movie it is as such But I think some of the changes weaken it as a movie Very well could be this is the thing when you um, maybe Point out a movie's flaws. You can often if it's an adaptation You can often explain the floor through the adaptation and be like, oh, so they copied this over But they didn't copy this over and this caused this So without it it leaves this without its development that sort of thing And it's often very interesting to be like, oh, I see how that happened Uh What would a star wars battlefront movie look like and would you see it the focus on the 501st division and the troopers personality and the reactions to the war I'd love to see that. I think that'd be really good. Yeah, I'd be now with it. Yeah Um, as long as someone good writes it Disney emotap slash the mummy star wars grave robbers Or what? Um I guess they're trying to um Compare how one thing is is great and one thing can be terrible Think so I'm actually not sure this thing that is me is the mummy and star wars is the grave robber I'm not a hundred percent sure on that one. But fair enough Guys ryan dorsen made me realize a black chick is actually Preferable for ariel. She's from a single parent home steals money from ships consults a voodoo woman And tries to marry a rich white guy only problem is she can swim but air who cares How rude get sargon on to talk about starship troopers We could do that. I don't see why not they'll be easy to find videos that are critical of starship troopers Um, have you seen the starship troopers like two and three? Uh, yeah, I saw I I definitely saw the second one the third one. I think I saw like Oh god, it's terrible. We should watch it It is actually it is actually amazingly bad Hey rags Hey Now that you and wolf have super smash brothers That mean you two can finally smash Um in that way. Mm-hmm. And uh in a much less fun way. Yeah Loving the stream what? YouTube super chat sensors are incomprehensible last chat got flagged for the words friends and Friends and and really Well, you could be referring to nazis and other things so we had to preemptively block your uh So to read this right so he's gotten flagged for friends And a nationality and even a comma Susan and her apparently that was the combination Oh Maybe they assume that you're talking about Susan Wajiki Oh, he said Susan and her tribe Build this site women should not be allowed to vote. They shouldn't be allowed to work. This is rob by the way He got Uh All the chides americans in the mulan trailer speaking normal english and then mulan coming in with that moon rune accent was hilarious I didn't even oh, I watched that trailer on mute. That's why I don't know that I watched it while when fringy told me about it and I was just talking to him I'll put it on mute in the background. I was like, this doesn't look like mulan, but okay I guess because then I found out that they were like redoing it. I guess Um, cost real smith is mulan danito veto. Yeah I'm a land Watch it I will never defeat the huns. I will never see lord of the rings make me massive.  He's now there with a wig and everything Danny to veto was just every main character in from every film. Yeah Yeah A good stream today sent you a new meme on discord moorl. I hope you all enjoy it next showcase.  Oh Is that a quote from wolf? At some point possibly now. I think it was one of my quotes. Yeah, I think it was one of yours actually Uh, jim and bad also when is arch going to guest I never know specific dates until the following one, but soon all of these people's are on lists I guess big old funky lists I'd like to see carol danvers get batista bombed Possible to step arms for drax is in the universe. We could happen Hi moorl. Thank you for being a soothing voice of peace. I wish the captonian thaw battle versus thanus was much longer should have been a trilogy I would have liked it if we got more of that scene That was that was my peak investment. I was like, oh my god beat them up guys beat them up And then they start doing things and it's like Like when thaw electrocutes iron man blasting with lasers cool Also cap using melanie. It was I guess was cool. Did anyone like that bit? I don't remember that was great. It was all right The area 51 charge is such an obvious desperate damage control signal to discredit accounts who are covering the epstein story By baiting them into retweeting crazy alien stuff such tricks What's the epstein story is that I mean Epstein got arrested for like a sex ring or something huh Would love to see some art of bronald snoke bronald snoke may I'm down with bronald snoke spider-man revealed his identity To oh, so this is this is when we were talking about don't spoil anything and he's it's a bunch of fake spoilers So spider-man revealed his identity to the world art may got shot He made a deal to give up his marriage with mj for everyone to forget including people who knew oh, shit So this is actually sorry. This is from the comics. I guess Oh, is that the what was it? What was being referenced the day something Uh, one long day should be my google history One more day one more day I'm afraid to look at my google history. So I guess that's the continuity. That's what happens He aren't may get shot He makes a deal to give up his marriage with mj and for everyone to forget including people who knew before his world reveal Okay How is it done though? People are saying mafesto in chat.  So when people say batman cannot kill I'm always like, isn't it more important That is is values are remaining intact rather than a certain action Is like you can make someone take an action for a lot of different reasons. Absolutely I that's the thing if that is his core value like nothing supersedes that ever then It could be interesting to see like ways he tries to worm his way out of it. I don't think that that is who he is That's like, I think if he was in a situation where he knew Like oh if I kill this one person the entire world will be saved then he wouldn't he would do it, but Like it could be interesting to see a character who's essentially got Just very clear lines that they weren't cross Movie binge update again watch Terminator 2 last night and wow was I impressed? Uh, the first one was like a seven out of ten, but this one was outstanding They really don't make strong characters like they used to yeah, it's like Typically my stand-in for favorite movie of all time. I watched that a criminal amount of times. I love They do make strong female characters like they used to just not in the films that we watch Not in the films we watch They were the ones we don't watch. I'm sure they're I'm sure they're around They're somewhere you gotta go look for them If the next villain is the rhino then spider-man writers watch efap confirmed Why would they want to vilify a rhino? Why would they do? They are the purest of creatures Like if spider-man was to milk this rhino, I could see that being important, but it wouldn't thus create a villain out of the rhino. That's ridiculous Spider-man accidentally killed I remember reading this before I'm pretty sure this is true spider-man accidentally killed mj with this radioactive spurb in the comics Should that be in the films? Wait what? I don't know the context for this, but I remember reading it from other people so I'm assuming it's true But yeah, apparently Got radiation poisoning because I guess they fucked and he has radioactive spurb because he bit by radioactive spider Then he killed him and imagine finding that out God that would be awkward in a film you could do it, but man Peter your sperm Didn't you know oh apparently spider-man rain, so that is and it was never a part of the main comics continuity Uh more let's say So I just want to know if anyone in chat has read it. Is it played serious or as a joke?  It's this super chat more or say this in your review voice. Hello everyone Welcome to part three of my review of star wars force awakens before I start I'd like to make the following public service announcement. Don't send your friend scat hentai Why did you super chat that for 20 dollars? You need to say that in your review voice. No, I don't it's not something I need to do That's what the super chat said. You have to do it. That's what the super chat said Well, if we followed all the orders of super chats, we'd be in a very different position. We'd be in a better place It could be for a meme and you're ruining this person's meme by not doing I mean, it's from a guy who says a lot of very strange things in super chess Oh, it's not wrong.   Um, that's why I said typically because He tried I don't know what the hell he was doing to that video though He was trying to have a take. I don't know I don't understand that man Spider-man in the mcu is an amalgamation of several different iterations of spider-man, but at his core He's still spider-man. He still chose to be spider-man even though it makes his life rough breed Sorry to say mola, but the efab website will take even longer due to my laptop's death. That is absolutely okay We we love that way regardless Yeah, you're amazing You're you're beautiful You're beautiful Wolf and rags banned from twitter for mean words. Meanwhile a terrorist organization John brown gun club is still allowed to operate after what just happened I don't know what happened with the john brown gun club either Didn't like icis have a twitter for ages. I don't know Yeah, but they're icis and we're just us like I still have no idea what tweet got me banned Like they just straight up don't tell you they're just like, oh, yeah, you were you were promoting hatred against the Relate a race of religion or something like that. I'm like, where Where but you know, it's twitter.  Franco was a palpatine Vader was catholic church hitler was grand moff tarkin and the defenders of the spanish republic the rebel alliance Interesting homecoming is a very solid tightly written film I just have very subjective issues with it feeling more like an iron man's spin-off than a spider man solo film It's completely a me thing though Fair enough I really do see it as a spider man film with iron man sort of in it for a bit Every every portion of iron man's involvement is always from peter's pov and uh Very short and he typically subverts tony. So he's just more of a fathering figure authority figure Can't wait for your endgame mayor also. Hi guys They chose the middle ground Hello Hello, hello Hello Oh, yeah, you can say nibba Because that's that's the easiest way to get past it Nibba got nibba cap nibba thor Nibba spider man stormtrooper aerial james bond I'm guessing some of them are the comics or something. I don't know That feel when i'm gonna live to see my world. No, there are replacements Oh, but I mean, you know the aerial one swimming his reference and james bond Stormtrooper i'm guessing talking about fin But uh, yeah, spider man. That's not even a replacement. What spider man would be marz morales But that doesn't count right because that's not Marz Morales I don't think there's even like I don't care enough about races to have hard and fast rules for what's characters count I don't think you should I think you should keep things as they were originally intended At least in the sense of don't create new characters That you should create new characters instead of just overtaking old ones just to push what is clearly a political agenda.  That depends. Oh, I thought we thought we both kind of they're a thing I mean, I think it's very obvious why they're doing it. I don't think there's any ounce of artistic integrity behind it Well, what about um, the ancient one was originally ancient and is now white What about that? Why would my rule be any different? Well, because I don't think that would be done for the same political motivation Maybe Wasn't the ancient one a guy I would prefer Yes So yeah, why not? My take is typically that if Those elements are important to the character then it would affect the adaptation but Typically speaking, I don't know why you would deviate from it if you're trying to make a faithful adaptation if you're just trying to Create something new with the best resources you have at hand And there is no hint of you don't have JJ Abrams being like everybody should be asian like then go for it, I guess Yeah, because with Disney and stuff that they've said I'm just But I I think when Disney Decides who directs what I think they're very selective about who they choose and for what reasons And after they're clear, uh Messages, you know messaging that they want to be super and inclusion and diversity and all that stuff I just I'm not going to give them the benefit of the doubt Yeah, that's based purely on their behavior ended the super chat with saying that feel when I'm gonna live to see my world turn into brazil This is from raw by the way Waiting for all his e-fap approval discord 9 9 8 9 9 8 1 9 Don't know what you're referring to exactly. Did you just read out someone's discord to the whole stream? I doubt it whose name on discord is discord 9 8 1 9 Wait, no, isn't that the code that goes next to it? But you both they'd have to have the person's name you need the name And besides even if they had that you can change your code number if you want Like mine is three thousand Because I said it that way because it's easy to remember In fact, there will be a pop quiz on the next e-fap what my discord number is It'll be a shitty pop quiz because you can all check whenever you please on discord for the question I don't know lame. That would be we actually like make a little test sheet. You have to Uh, we have like a pop quiz selection of things like what is the origin of massive and like the four options would be like J Jxc like panther video joseph andison twitter argument blah blah blah blah blah. We just see how many people get everything right I mean, I think people would I run unironically take that they would probably enjoy doing it Yeah We probably have fans who get better scored than we did that's probably true Someone in the chat is probably going to end up making it now and sending it to us next time I'm not against that. Oh, we could do it live. That would actually be fun as a test Yeah, if someone actually does that and does a good one, then yeah, we could do that live You often rags tested on our own e-fap law. That would be interesting now. You've said that though You're gonna get several and you're gonna have to choose We can do that It would be okay I get people who say films don't need to be perfect adaptations But people who ask why does it matter that she's a redhead should be shoved off a roof What? um, so When you're adapting mary jane watson, you must have red hair uh It would be unfaithful not to have her have red hair, but I don't know that It's going to be a detriment to your story to not have her have red hair Yeah, I don't see how hair color is that big of a deal? Just be colorblind and it's fine He developed a crush on mj over five years while they were both piles of ash I get it But rags how many nine millimeters can you survive?  I mean, I it's it's crazy. I know you just wrap your mind around it But of course two bullets to the chest can be lethal, of course. In fact, they probably will be most times Yeah, I mean if I was shot in the chest Twice and I knew an ambulance was on the way I would look down and be like i'm probably dead It very well could kill you absolutely Well, it hit the lung that was all it would take. Yeah, I'm pretty sure That was from crime wall gaming by the way.   That'd be great You were welcome joe rogan. You are absolutely welcome to come on eFap whenever you'd like Uh rags. I find your lack of prequel love disturbing. Shall I educate you on their brilliance? Sure, you can try Uh do I mean I like the prequels in like a meme meme way. I don't think they're quality, but they're like silly Mimi Yeah, I think he's referring to like Actually well written I think anyway, um I mean he can think that if he wants From my perspective the jedi are evil Do captain marvel cinema wins video now more or you absolute massive We will consider it in the future according to jay many people wish to see it I've seen those of people want you to do it Your opinion jay Based on I thought well, maybe maybe I've just blanked them in my head. I don't know Uh, I recently bought a collection that has all of the extended middle-earth movies Should I watch the extended hobbit movies since I have them or should I skip them? Um, I don't know about the extended hobbit movies I actually don't really know what a lot of the deleted scenes are on those for lord of the rings Definitely without a question. What's the extended and if the question is uh Should you watch the first or second trilogy before after just go with lord rings fist In case I don't even know if this is possible, but in case the hobbit movies somehow Drain a bit of the magic out of lord rings. I don't know if that's a thing that happens, but don't risk it Um, only give this money Only give this money to rags when he makes another video. Otherwise you keep it more All right, I think you've got another one on the way soon. I'm yeah Yeah, I'm I'm working on it It's a little bit long it turned out to be longer and a little bit more in-depth than I thought But I think that's just because I'm naturally long-winded. I need to get myself to Talk less actually Long because I think that that bogs me down. Yeah I just go and go for fear of not being thorough enough I yord more yord yord. Are you bored molla? Do we bore you? I'm just tired. I've not slept like At all. It's too hot these days I can't sleep when super hot. I've been over this with recommends an air condition I'm considered They don't have those in the kingdom. They don't exist lies. You can ask a warlock to create one for you Well, when's the last time you saw a warlock? Um, well, here's the thing. Maybe we see warlocks all the time and we just don't know their warlocks Or maybe I do know that warlocks. How do you assume these things about me? I didn't assume anything. I said maybe I had change. Why did you assume that I assumed? Whoa? Look guys, you've been friends for years. You have to do this For years. Oh speaking of years. When is the when is the first anniversary of EFAT? It is the 22nd of august which is a month and seven days from now And are we gonna have a party? Well, the crazy thing is a month and seven days That's a guarantee of at least five EFAPs. We we're doing 40 three right now is it so I'll lead us up to 48 Which theoretically we could start the quote-unquote 24 hour one and it could cross from 48 to 49 to 50 to 51 It could be four episodes to make the 24 hour I don't know that would seem really weird It would be weird I I think it should be I think we should have 50 be the 24 hour EFAP In that case we can have the anniversary EFAP and then a few weeks later would be the 24 hour one. I guess Yeah, absolutely a lot of celebrating to do I guess I think so. What special thing would you do for the anniversary EFAP? Uh, you're our manager. Tell us Yeah, manager Have every guest you've ever had on return Yeah, absolutely. We'll just cycle them in and out. Well, no because we got to do that for 24 hour one. Yeah, I was gonna say that's the plan for 24 so I'll put for that. I'll probably just open a giant fucking twitter Like group and just have the invite for everybody and be like don't join if there's already a lot of people We might have to rely on the discretion For the anniversary of EFAP Cover the first episode of EFAP That's interesting. I don't know that that would be weird. We would just be watching us.  I'm super critic We'll we'll do something. We got to think about it. What what what is it the thing that needs to be done? Uh, which episode nine actors bathwater has the most herpes Oh, uh, definitely, uh, definitely trans Who's trans? Because Kylie Marie Tran Oh, Kelly Marie Tran Kylie Kelly Maria Kylie Marie trans Kylie Marie trans Oh, no. No, I said trans is in tran and apostrophe s possessive trans bathwater. Oh Yeah, I follow now Hey, that was a good payoff for the setup earlier I messed up on the kylo Kylie kai curry thing. I didn't know her first name because I just don't care about her They're really any capacity track.  I felt it's too far removed from the source material for my takes However, I am glad others have fun Fair enough Hi there rags Hey, hi, how are you? Have my money. Also, did you guys see quintons vid kissing contra points? But All that for some kuchi. That's dedication I actually I did watch it. It's a very strange video He's um, I don't know if he's like trolling but he seems to think that She's like the be all and end all of youtube creators.    Like he looks different, but I can't tell it. It's like exactly why he gained weight I'm gonna I'm gonna assume it's gained weight glasses of difference. His glasses are different and his beard is different, but like I don't know if that's it, but he's he's confusing me Yeah Visually is a confusing person Jay died of the big gay in my meme. How is he here? Well Your meme perhaps it was a prophecy. Yeah, so I was I'm like root So, uh, like a finger of me survived and the finger was planted.  Yeah, you're right But we got Godzilla king of the monsters Now what else was this year? John wick three John wick three king of the monster I've seen that I didn't like the first one and people say that one's the best one So I haven't oh man, you didn't like the first one. Wow. Wow really? No, I thought it was boring. You're boring You're supposed to dislike the second one. Not the first one. Jay. You got it all wrong And now I wait Marvel came out Oh, oh, yeah, it seems like so Shazam was all right. It's pronounced shazam Shazam Shazam, I remember I didn't show them Wouldn't she isn't hasn't told me I would just hollywood hate red heads. Oh, why does they hate red heads? I don't know. I like red heads. I approve Everybody should have a red head statistically red heads are the are generally found to be the least attractive male, I don't know possibly To me adaptations are like historical accuracy. It doesn't have to be one for one But if it doesn't capture the spirit it can be disrespectful thoughts rags The spirit is okay. I'm fine with the spirit, but even with everything I've heard. I don't think that Like spider-man homecoming betrays the spirit of spider-man Also, I'm not sure that that's comparable like adaptation to historical accuracy. What about alt history? Could I say alt history is the thing that an adaptation is like alt adaptation or alt source Added us or an adaptation is I don't know Yeah, what point do you draw the distinction between just adapting it differently and saying it's alternate So I don't know it's weird the example of two buses full of kids It's kind of funny argument more since that was sort of what happened in the dark night Yeah, kind of the thing is the choice wasn't batman's. It was the people's I get you You guys are a lot smarter than I am, but I'm glad that I'm able to watch these streams The through molar I found world-class bullshers and rags and wolf then e-fab has introduced me to a wealth of other great content creators Thanks a bunch. No problemo Hooray, no, we're not that smart. Well, I am but no, yeah You just kind of just learn absorb it all, you know Make gab be kind and consistent and wise Make gab slash mines accounts. Have you got either of those rags? I do have a gab account. I need to use it. I don't even think about it I just don't even think about social media I mean, like I said, I only typically use twitter to keep track of stuff not it's not something I would do for enjoyment Like it's not like I would like yeah, I like to spend time on this site. It's like no No, twitter is awful Twitter has made humanity worse I think the problem is the mcu has nerfed all of the heroes except carol to make them all more human Spider-man is literally the strongest in the comics. Is he I didn't know I thought Thor was the strongest in the comics. Is he stronger than Thor? Is he stronger than carol? I know he's strong, but um See see what chat says I thought it was Thor who was supposed to be the strongest in the comics I honestly don't even know Spider-man is a god. He's really strong Apparently hulk is the strongest maybe Spider-man spider-sense is pretty okay. Spider-man is stronger than hulk Spider-man is not the strongest. Thor is literally a god. No, he's not Spider-man was nerfed in the mcu Hulk Spider-god hulk is strongest No one's ever really done. Okay um I like the new spider-man, but I Think no one cares what I think lol the argument is it would be better if parts of the comics were in it I'll just go and read the comics and it can be something I can else I can enjoy um I I wouldn't even say no to that. It's like yeah, maybe But there's probably parts of the comics that could be improved too, right? And then this is not really relevant to the concept of adaptation at that point It's just a matter of yeah, the writing could be improved quickly I was here two hours ago and you beautiful massives are still live Yes Yeah, boy. Why are you talking about spooderman phase four's coming out Your opinion what you two give me a free super chat. So hi rags Hello, hi. Thanks for giving me your free super chat It's kind of like when some say that Final Fantasy 7 Uh remastered will be bad if it doesn't have turn based combat if I want to play a turn based ff7. I'll play the original Oh, yeah, this is this is where it gets very it's like It's hard to draw rules all over these things If you were to have I guess let's get into the conversation about the difference between remasters remakes and I guess is there an adaptation version of video games? Yeah, I guess is when you make like movies out of them and stuff And typically the adaptations of video games into movies are like horrifically bad But they're typically pretty bad regardless of the source material But you don't need to argue that the doom movie isn't like doom and that's why it's bad It's just terrible It's awful and everyone should see it. Yes. Yes Uh, which actors are you most interested in meeting that you haven't met yet? Amelia Clark and Mark Hamill Yeah, that'll be one By the way, I met Jamie sirio gillian brawn actors yesterday. Awesome. Uh I'd be interested in being a lot of people. I'd like to meet charles dance I want to see if he's like as in as impactful in person as he is when he's playing his characters Talk to his panel shows a lot, right? Oh, yeah, I've seen him on um What's the would I lie to you is it or yeah, would I lie to you? He's great on that.  Maybe they can use their accidental fuck ups as a way to Put time travel in but then if they do time travel after in-game this time travel people will be like, oh Would they though if it means that they undo tfa and tlg Like well, yeah Dude, oh, yeah They'd piss off pretty much anybody they've got left in their fan base I cut I wouldn't I want to see patrick willams annoyed about that I can't believe they went back on every amazing thing that they didn't start Brave And now it's cowardly a week Replaying some games to 100% them right now and it's turned out to be a great way of learning Just how bad a game really is used to love the arkham games for example But now I want the designers to be shoved off a rooftop. Why'd you keep shoving people off rooftops, rah?   You see me using the one rooftop Even if he's using multiple ones if he keeps doing this you'll fill them all All the buildings Green new deal What do you mean jay? That's just a matter of not trying hard enough Every building. Yeah, you know about that. You know about not trying hard enough jay as our manager How dare you Uh each iteration of the multi-verse is designated a number mcu being earth 1999 99 took me a few movies until I accepted that the movies can't follow earth 616 main comic storyline Well, they can I mean, I don't know what he means by can't if you if he's referring to the fact that once they get so far They can't possibly be it anymore. Or is he saying? I guess this is clearly contradictory information. It wouldn't have like, um, there wouldn't be anything wrong with it. I guess but Uh, the emperor throws ray down a crevice into the planet's core.  I hope it makes that game more enjoyable sir because I don't want to have to return to it ever again Based on what I saw the video. I don't even want to play it.  Yes, I think so I don't normally get mean No, you're a nice man. It's It's right to the end of buddy. Perhaps so they haven't seen it They didn't or they haven't covered it. I don't know if they've watched that far or not, but they didn't uh On this dream. I was like I was waiting for them to get to the the real like Oof moments and then this just stops and I was like, oh Damn They'll never know the true disappointed or relieved but Uh, I meant the one where he flies in saying business is good Oh, uh Well, so that takes place right after the um The opening scene with with him at avengers tower collecting the thing and it's just to tell us what he did over those eight years that passed Like here he is. This is his team.  And then he flies in with his suit and we're like, oh He drops the things and he's like business good Like yep, I understand how this works Um, I guess your argument is your argument that we didn't need that and that we would have grasped it from seeing him at any other point in the movie anyway Because uh, I think it makes a good base for understanding Where he's at in the film so that once we return to him Easier to follow doesn't take a lot of time either.  Look at that that suit And then you've got this whole operation and it's like Yeah, I'd uh That eight years was spent well Will marvel still get cameos for holland spidey? Uh I don't know actually that's a good question. I don't know if the mcu gets access to tom holland Or if I had they don't Uh, love the sex love the sex slave suits in far from home What oh no, I really want to see it Uh I got that same comment. I got that same comment and I was really confused I swear I've heard that before Continuity doesn't equal adaptation. Does that apply to a prequel? Let's say like solo or the hobbit Also, they're in continuity Like the reason they call it a prequel instead of Let's say referring to the original as the sequel of the prequel like I mean is because the prequel is Technically a sequel in that it's a piece of the story that comes after the one in terms of our continuity of how time is linear But it takes place before so it has to be classified differently, but it's still in continuity That's why you've got to be really careful with prequel stories Compared to sequel ones because sequel ones are usually much more free to explore while prequel ones a lot of things are locked in Like certain events have to occur So a lot of payoffs can be established events yet or yeah while events can be anything in a sequel so um, but yeah, uh You know like a solo film is fucking Crap and we didn't need it and didn't want it And yet it is canon and it is a part of the ot now or if you only consider the ot the only canon like you know depends on how you define how canon is uh how canon is defined Uh, have they heard of arch he asks he's clearly not watched the rp streams by the way rags still coming for days boy puss for hoes Does that make any sense to you Day boy puss. I don't know if that's referencing your rp streams with arch I don't actually know what that is referring to now. All right, then Continued I found it by the way. I found uh, it was on uh I found a comment that said love the sex slave suits And it was left on the stream. I did with fringy and other people talking about it Far from home Hmm Yay, congratulations for coming out of the closet very brave of you Thank you. It was very difficult I was like I feel to be straight now Um, weird and really boring Oh being in the closet ain't boring J is effaps nick fury Who would you cast to play live action admiral thrallon? Well, I was talking was going to be matt smith. Wasn't that blue charles dance? Charles dance too old for thrallon. I don't know Do we know that that's not who matt smith is playing? I don't honestly. I don't know what's going to happen. I remember reading some way that apparently matt smith isn't as involved in the film as people thought The degree that he's like not even I don't know Isn't as involved in the film as people thought the degree that he's like not even Seable in it or some shit Oh, but we'll see we'll see The first thing that comes up when you search matt smith is matt smith emperor palpatine Yes, could you imagine? Benedict cabbage patch, uh, please finish the stream so I can watch rlm's video We're all gonna do that as soon as the stream's over. We're we're trying Rad and grand admiral dawn. I mean I can see it Let's take the time to appreciate how the new little mermaid actresses eyes are just a little bit too far apart I have been told that Uh high rag Hello True fact 90 percent of people's of people. Sorry 90 percent of people of herpes, but only certain people show symptoms So 90 percent of people have herpes is always saying people have herpes. I don't know that's true I don't think I have herpes rags. What is your favorite best of the worst episode? Um That's tough That is tough Surviving edged weapons is really good Um, I really like creme lasar There's a lot of that's the thing is a lot of good ones There's a lot of good ones. I rewatch them often I've Generally, they're halloween ones are good that one with a yeah the halloween will really get really drunk I love that bit. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah What it just it just cuts to jay looking at rich. He goes, why is rich freaking out? And rich is like sitting there Rich is a hollywood star. He doesn't drink red letter media posted episode nine predictions spoilers time travel Looking forward to it rags and co thoughts on yms I keep hearing you guys mention him briefly but never get to hear anyone going on any in any depth I used to really like him And now his videos are just Um, yeah, irem my favorite stuff from yms is his coverage of the walk in dead After-earth Um, synecdoche new york, I believe that's how you pronounce that and um The old boy video was really good too Um, but yeah, the majority of stuff these days is a quick thoughts on a movie He's seen and you might be like well, what's wrong with that? And I'll be like i'll tell you what's wrong with that When you can literally change the title of the movie He's talking about and nothing else in the video and it stays the same as every other one It gets a little bit tiresome. That's all I get bored of hearing about how a movie is boring and his acting is not very good CGI was okay That design could have been better But overall the plot was all right and the characters were you just get all these like sort of casual statements and you're just like, okay You don't Um, all I get from the video is a big thumbs up thumbs down or thumbs middle I guess and that would be the short version and I could just settle for that But I never really came to his videos to know whether or not he liked a thing. I love the way he breaks stuff down Whether or not he liked it was never hugely relevant, uh, and that's not supposed to be some kind of insult I actually really like his work and I think the the value is that he used to get a lot of information out of stuff But he watches a shit ton of movies so um He's got a lot of work to do and uh, this is the kind of format he wants to run with for now, so There we are Hopefully that answers that when is tfa part three, please. I need more content to stave off my depression.  It'll be it'll be a bad man. Bad. I can't do it Uh, could rey be shimmy skywalk? Why would how Superior spider man is best spider man. I don't know what superior spider man I mean, I agree that superior spider man is best spider man. The better one is the better one I agree This is a question for everybody. What is your favorite type of hentai? um Let me see So I don't actually watch hentai. I'm not into hentai actually Uh, but I kept it here and there So I like All right, I'll tell you what I don't like. I don't like really unrealistic proportions, especially on the female breasts I think that Extremely large movies are like really weird and I can't I can't get into that I like We're talking about hentai Oh, and I was I was saying that I like realistic proportions in my hentai And I don't like extremely large breasts in extremely tiny waist.  Oh There we go Morela you fiend have I not been good to you? This will not go unforgiven now my friend who respects you won't stop harassing me with gross hentai Well, that was a relevant stupid chat considering the previous one Yeah, I tend to omit some spidey comics because it seems some authors are dealing with personal issues through their writing Spidey rain number one One more day emphasized this okay Uh actually found efab through toro's video watched rags video because toro's felt lacking in context I liked it then I found morela etc My first thought after watching rags's video was huh that quintan guys full of it. Love you all rags is a good boy Mm-hmm. Thank you. I agree that uh that video was very it needed a lot of context and had very little That's actually and they were just straight up lies about the shit We said one of the very few videos that we never finished You know like efab's not known for that. You never finished it.  What do you what do you mean by all the most regular guests you mean? Well, I'm he needs him How dare you That would be fringy me and uh, yeah, see Alex I guess we you fringy Alex and das bolster, right? I think they're the they the the most regular out of everybody Think das bolster according to efab. What me has only been on three times and there's a lot of people looking on three I like how that's like the cannons. Well, we don't know if it's been updated In fairness, I don't think that's been on since the last time updated, uh, it's got efab 41 up there Yeah, the other thing though is that um Both fringy and Alex's free time is very like it's it's complicated. Um, well, that's true They're not like you. They're not written poorly.  I'm just lip syncing really well. We just how I can even interrupt myself I hope they have rags on as a guest with a 24 hour effort explanation is there Uh, the antifa guy fire bombed an ice building Yeah, I heard about that. I haven't watched any videos on it because I just woke up and efapt But yeah, then I'm an antifa guy firebombs and ice hq or whatever like burned up a car and they shot and killed him Because he's a terrorist Oh, well Um, I can't wait to hear more about that who defends it Yeah, I know the that's pretty aggressive.  Don't don't actually hurt them like that.  I don't exactly Identify fascists Yeah, we don't live in a world where that's genuine advice being given if you see a fascist hit them with an egg I did this for me.   I contacted Mola to see if I could come on So typically with e-fab guests like we I don't want to um I was talking to wolf about this. I was like imagine we did some form of a if you contact us We'll let you on some kind of like listed thing. I was like, uh, it'll never work. Uh, besides it'll come across as really unfair because I imagine we'd get a lot of requests We'd never be able to get through them and then we'd have to vet people as well to make sure their microphones are like decent for the show and that they wouldn't be mainly silent There's a lot of process to go through so instead Typically when you know, we respond to a video We have a fellow content creator that's very interested in coming on They've got like a whole wealth of videos that we can draw from to see how they're gonna Work as a guest and try and get videos that suit them, etc Um, and that's that's why it's it's really respectful when when we have like a person We've covered come on with like no context and they're able to actually like like the doom guy or sausage man or um No man gaming or or even just right back in the day You know, they don't have any context They're apparently going into a lion's den and they still pull it off as opposed to being invited as a friendly guest But uh, yeah, we don't necessarily have a if you ask to come on you can come on sort of thing going with, um viewers because I don't know how it would work in an efficient and fair way that uh It would be like People need to understand that for calls especially if you have a fairly loquacious bunch of individuals like five is really pushing it You know the fucking six bad one that we had was the thing when you have six You can have it so that it's not a rambling mess But you'll have several people not talking for an extended period of time And at that point it's like why have you brought on six when not everyone can even talk um They're the two extremes you have it so that everyone's fucking talking over each other or It is taking in turns, but someone's like is wolf dead or is j dead Typically, I find that the the best number is four. It seems to be You can make five and six work You should maybe test if 17 works on a celebration stream, but I I don't think Is there a capture this could cause of how many people can be in them? I don't know Good question Probably Silent night deadly night part two for efab movies, please I think I've heard of that Yeah, potentially Alex Jones and Joe Rogan on next efab. Do you understand that we would oh I would like have them on then just say like go and just sit back and listen Thanks for the stream guys. Give j5 goad and split the rest between rags and the long man Very well Hey, what are you going to spend the five geodes on? Uh Officially licensed browser Officially licensed browser officially licensed browser. Yeah Uh Covering efab one means covering jarid. I don't know if that kills the idea I mean, I don't even know Irrelevant of jarid. I was just saying I don't even know how it would work And it seems almost like weirdly vain We're just gonna sit there waiting for us to react to things so we can react to us reacting to you know I mean it feels weird Yeah, we could do it with a super cut of like Weirded a long time too Make it all memes or something save up the memes until the anniversary Have like a theme of nostalgia memes. I don't know Yeah, we could like I could look through the meme archives and take out all our favorites Make it the efab log quiz I mean We need someone to make that don't we is that what you're saying or do you see the 100% making that? Yeah, but we got to make sure Like there's no way that we would need it ahead of Planning for the thing said that I mean people are going to be sending them to you Uh, that's that's definitely going to happen, right? People who don't know that that's not gonna people who don't like john wick seem to not like the buy the numbers gunfights Oh, I mean jay said it was boring No, I just I just found it interesting The action was cool, but there wasn't enough like for me to grab on to there with character Yano Reeves is the barbiega who in the folklore sneaks into people's houses at night and counts their spoons Also neo who says there is no spoon Oh What that makes complete sense if you don't understand it you're a massive I don't know how many spoons I have I know in the last time my spoon was But I don't know how many spoons I have Ginger is an anagram for n-word change my mind That's a fact I found you guys through rag is keep up the good stuff praise be the dawn. Yay. Okay What I'm saying is if the source material is good go read the source material if the new stuff is well written and works Why is it a problem? Because it's not because it's not like the comic that I like what you'll Find is they'll ask the question well then why adapt it in the first place And then I suppose you could make arguments for how it's false advertising It's like hey fans of this come check out this like but this isn't this And uh-huh you came and saw it lol Always a risk you take with an adaptation. It's not false advertising because you expect there will be something different It's not gonna be a I don't know about that It's not going to be a panel for panel didn't someone say there's always a risk when you buy a game that it'll be bad Oh, yeah, there is a risk when you buy a game No, no, so what I'm referring to is if a game has the ad is advertised as let's just say great graphics Then it turns out to not have it. It's like well you took that risk when you bought it Well, no because that's like that's specifically Saying like giving a measure of quality Whereas if an adaptation has okay, what if the game says it has a 20 hour campaign and it's a 10 hour Well, that's that's a specifically like factual thing if it's just being advertised as this is a game It's about this and it's about that but it's not about that and the way you wanted it to be So like let's say you buy a world war two game and all it had been advertised as it's like Oh, it's a world war two game And then it's mostly about like the conflict in japan and you're like oh, I was hoping for more german stuff then that's not A false advertising Interesting My brain is interested. Yeah, that one would be fine because not all world war two is in the in europe Uh In the comics there are characters way stronger than the ones we've seen in the mcu But it's hard to say who's the strongest adam warlock is high up I've I've got one Doctor who is a great example. There were two reboots of it What they were both really different from the original show One everyone hated and one everyone loved but they were both really different from the original And the one everyone loved is still going today and now it's really shit You still planning to make a video for that Oh, yeah, that's coming. That's that's like my big project That's probably gonna be several hours of content me Long man massive I'm missing most of this watching shazam. It's funny so far No The final fantasy seven example is just an old thing had this new thing therefore does uh, doesn't therefore bad Wasn't trying to go into the classifications of different media. I hope this helps a bit more sorry. I didn't explain it No, it's all right. It's like we did Like I said, uh, it depends. I would I would be like how is it classified because if you like remake a game What does a remake entail and what do you have to pay attention to if you? want to What would be the equivalent of Let's say I took I was gonna say so. Oh, well, actually, what is that considered? That a remake I think what was the original? I guess it's that's a remake is what it's considered But they changed the entire like camera combat perspective, which is a huge deal but it was still the characters in the places and They it was it was close enough to where it was basically a retelling of the same things Yeah, I think I think I'm just getting caught up on what I think a remake is and I'm like I'm pretty sure that's what I think a remake is Maybe Jay I just say your new vid I can't believe some of high tops criticisms far from home is probably my favorite spider-man movie for Mysterio alone Take my dollar j Oh, thank You know after paypal takes their cut.  I'll pass it along. I actually pass along the values that they intend because it's uh It's only it's so every So every time someone does that you lose money Yes, but It's it's fine because I mean I've got a lot of other super chats. So it's definitely going to fill the gaps. It's okay see every every um Every e-fap one of the super chats is designated as the recuperation super chat that makes up for the Transaction fees of all the other super chats. It's very it's complicated business.  You know, that's gonna happen now You may have made a meme there rags. I don't know You know what anybody you know what anybody to get screwed over I find it funny that brie larson is calling for lgbt representation in the marvel universe when she is playing One and she seemingly doesn't know I think her point is if she wants more, right?  She's not any of those, right? Questioning I'm I'm question.   Well, apparently they didn't block it in the super chat But uh, well, yeah, if you pay youtube money, it's fine You too. It's like, hmm. I guess I'll let that slide if you'll let it pass. How about a bribe? um The uh, domestic terrorist organization And then I think we actually have Uh, three recoups In super chats and then we've reached the end. Oh, yeah, I actually do So, yeah, just to make okay, so there's a couple of memes Go ahead and wrap Wrap them. I gotta check my twitter as well to see if I've missed Which of I will absolutely have missed always more This Okay. Yeah. Anyway Is this watched together? No, they're uh five images Oh, there was a video that I got linked, but I'll save it for wolf in case it has wolf references I will also remove The other gentlemen's we don't bring them with things they may not get.  Oh, I get it This is apologize for this slib mohler. Thanks Harris is a fog hat. Yeah, I um a lot of people posted that on twitter who like very anti me as like Evidence of me being a naughty person um, so that's in my ds2 series and uh, there was a stream Where I was naming my character and I literally say like, oh, it'll be a really funny easter egg If people look at the name of the character when I'm loading it It'll say harris is a fog at um Yeah, because I thought it would be funny. Uh, this was back before I realized that using these words upsets people to a massive degree Um a massive degree. So I thought it was how you said it. I know. I'm sorry. I'd use another slib Um now jay said it. He's a manager.  These words are offensive.  I suppose So interestingly though, if the entire world like including all of your friends and family had that viewpoint It probably would get drawn out of you eventually you probably stop using it just because of the The reactions you keep getting from people Well, if everyone took massive offense when you said toilet, there would be no reason to say Yeah, it essentially changes the method of communication. It's no longer a valid or useful thing if you don't even say anymore Yeah, and so that's when you have two conflicting large audiences One that reacts with laughter when you use a word and the other that Reacts in anger and Disgust and then you have one guy saying so which which which one, you know, do you use it or do you not you're like, um I don't know. That seems kind of complicated. And I think the argument they would make it's like, well Sacrifice those people's laughs for those people's disgust as in don't use it find a different way to make all of them It stifles Anyway, I think this is a reference to be saying that um, is the breathing life into star wars or of a review You know what? I still find this amusing Cry I like that the word massive is officially ruined Massive is not ruined. It's been improved That's true And then we got the beowin meme which If people don't quite get it, you've got neurotic a spider man against me as iron man with Jeff and rags in the background just having to chill out and watching I see I see evap civil war I like that a lot like the neurotics beard is uh, visible behind the mass Very cool Very clever Very cool Yeah, that's about draws us to a wonderful clothes for evap number 43. I don't wear clothes That's disgusting Um, it's thank you everybody for uh for watching. I hope you enjoyed it This has been heavily requested the whole homegumming debate and I know So there's gonna people who are like damn it.  They should have blah blah blah There's gonna be a lot of like people who are upset with how we did it. I I don't know I just we brought on people who I think perfectly represent the comic favoring side of the argument while we talked about what we value about the film From the film's Specifically the film point of view and I think that the sides have been represented not necessarily a conclusion has been reached I I think that one could say there was a conclusion that the film isn't necessarily badly written It's just not spider man and then there's a discussion to be had about the semantic Value of what makes spider man spider man. I don't know Either way, hopefully it clears some stuff up and that people got something of what they enjoyed Out of it of what I don't know what they were expecting. Well, there'll be more spider man discussion next episode We talk about far from home finally and uh We'll explore its strengths and weaknesses while finally covering high top. I'm actually looking forward to you seeing that Right, so it'll probably explode your brain. You're gonna love it Had top um But yes, uh, thank you for the donations at the wonderful bebes Other than that. Is there anything uh, you guys wanted to want to say Talk about anything. I don't know gosh, um, no I think I'm I think I'm all Uh out worded right now because I I need to eat because I haven't eaten yet. I had some chips earlier. That's about it I'm finishing up old chips. I don't need chips anymore. Huh Massive geodes Bring on Shall we lean from your server? That is the uh new super chat. That's someone who's regularly arguing in the discord against um homecoming We brought on two of what a very representative I don't know takes on on They were like highly requested and both very much representative audiences that don't like homecoming as nerd roddick said his his chat And jeffs are usually filled with people who are Very much don't like it. So I figured that they were some of the stronger takes I'm on against it and it's not to say that we'll never talk about homecoming again, but I'm hoping this is sort of Satisfied some people to sub degree. I don't know um either way just before I go. I guess I'll post that uh That poll again if you're interested in having a look at it And then maybe if I can figure out how to get the old one will have a comparison, but um Yeah, thanks for watching everybody Uh, why are you guys talking about spider-man crawl is out the fuck is crawl Always crawl either way. That's the end of the stream. Goodbye everybody Oh jade say bye


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