Item Number SCP-092 Object Class Safe Special Containment Procedures The 3,125 instances of SCP-092 are to be held in individual cases suitable for containing non-anomalous audio compact discs or CDs and stored in standard inanimate object lockers at Site 37. Each instance is to be individually numbered with permanent marker. Testing of instances of SCP-092 is to be done in soundproof rooms. Only one instance of SCP-092 may be examined at a time. Only D-Class personnel are to listen to previously unexamined instances of SCP-092. Research proposals which involve non-D-Class personnel listening to instances of SCP-092 require written approval from Site Command. The cadaver of SCP-092-B is not currently considered anomalous except by association and is preserved in the morgue freezer at Site 19. Description SCP-092 is a set of 3,125 audio CDs each labeled the absolute absolute absolute absolute best of the fifth dimension and marked with the names of the 31 performers who have at various times been part of the American Singing Group the fifth dimension. Each instance of SCP-092 when played in a standard CD player will produce a distinct anomalous effect upon all individuals within hearing range. The anomalous phenomenon will last 74 minutes the duration of a standard audio CD during which time listeners will be unable to leave hearing range or to shut off the CD player or otherwise interrupt its function. As well, when the anomalous phenomenon approaches all surviving listeners will engage in synchronized vocalization of the phrase wow that was real cool synchronized vocalization has been observed in non-anglophones, pre-verbal infants unconscious individuals paralyzed individuals and individuals physically incapable of speech due to laryngeal lingual and or buccal damage. The anomalous properties of each instance of SCP-092 are thematically and conceptually linked to the number 5 dimensions and or the members of the fifth dimension. As of 871 instances of SCP-092 have been assessed and their anomalous properties formally described. Representative sample of documented anomalous properties of instances of SCP-092 instance SCP-092-28 anomalous property listeners experience quintuple vision for all moving objects instance SCP-092-41 anomalous property listeners bodies exude pentagonal crystals of elemental boron chemical element number 5 crystals cease materializing upon conclusion of CD but do not dematerialize instance SCP-092-42 anomalous property listeners bodies exude pentagonal ingots of elemental manganese chemical element number 25 or 5 to the power of 2 ingots cease materializing upon conclusion of CD but do not dematerialize listeners succumb to acute manganese poisoning within 24 hours instance SCP-092-43 anomalous property listeners bodies exude pentagonal nodules of elemental cesium chemical element number 55 all listeners killed by cesium burns within 8 minutes instance SCP-092-79 anomalous property listeners become physiologically 5 years old instance SCP-092-80 anomalous property listeners become physiologically 5 months old instance SCP-092-81 anomalous property listeners become physiologically 5 weeks old instance SCP-092-82 anomalous property listeners become physiologically 5 days old instance SCP-092-87 anomalous property listeners spontaneously become 5 months pregnant pregnancy spontaneously miscarry upon conclusion of CD in initial tests all male listeners succumb to massive internal hemorrhaging within 10 minutes as do 3 female listeners surviving female listeners succumb to organ damage within 4 days postmortem genetic analysis shows that all fetuses were identical and are not related to the listeners instance SCP-092-126 anomalous property listeners experience unbearably painful facial spasms characterized by constant chewing and biting motions of trigeminal neuralgia caused by inflammation of the 5th cranial nerve during initial test all listeners batter themselves into unconsciousness against walls of testing chamber in attempt to escape the pain instance SCP-092-175 anomalous property listeners bodies are pentasected radially producing 5 disconnected segments which remain alive and mobile instance SCP-092-176 anomalous property listeners bodies are pentasected laterally producing 5 disconnected segments which remain alive and mobile instance SCP-092-177 anomalous property listeners bodies are pentasected axially producing 5 disconnected segments which remain alive and mobile instance SCP-092-200 anomalous property listeners are teleported to a site on the surface of Himalaya the 5th most massive moon of Jupiter 5th planet from the sun listeners are returned upon conclusion of CD but succumb to the combined effects of hypothermia hypoxia and radiation poisoning within 3 hours requests have been made to use SCP-092-200 to send exploration teams equipped with environment suits to Himalaya approval is pending instance SCP-092-256 anomalous property listeners are converted into 2 dimensional forms instance SCP-092-271 anomalous property listeners spontaneously lose 5 teeth each teeth do not regrow after conclusion of CD instance SCP-092-272 anomalous property listeners spontaneously lose all but 5 teeth each teeth do not regrow after conclusion of CD instance SCP-092-273 anomalous property listeners spontaneously lose 5 fingernails each fingernails do not regrow after conclusion of CD instance SCP-092-274 anomalous property listeners spontaneously lose 5 toenails each toenails do not regrow after conclusion of CD instance SCP-092-278 anomalous property listeners spontaneously grow 3 extra eyes each for a total of 5 extra eyes do not dematerialize upon conclusion of CD eyes are functional and of the same color as listeners original eyes D-0927714 who had lost an eye in a fight prior to entering foundation custody grew 4 extra eyes when listening to SCP-092-278 instance SCP-092-279 anomalous property listeners experience topological deformation such that their height becomes the circumference of their waist and vice versa the deformation reverts at conclusion of CD this appears to be an exchange between listeners dimension of height and dimension of width instance SCP-092-285 anomalous property listeners sneeze 5 times per minute for the duration of the CD instance SCP-092-286 anomalous property listeners belch 5 times per minute for the duration of the CD instance SCP-092-287 anomalous property listeners hiccup 5 times per minute for the duration of the CD instance SCP-092-288 anomalous property listeners cough 5 times per minute for the duration of the CD instance SCP-092-315 anomalous property listeners find themselves within the 2010 Lars von Trier film dimension where they are able to interact with the setting but not affect the actions of the characters since dimension is only 27 minutes in duration the events within the film repeat 2.74 times instance SCP-092-316 listeners find themselves within the 1993 EastEnders Doctor Who crossover dimensions and time interact with the setting but not affect the actions of the characters since the two parts of dimensions and time are only 13 minutes in total duration the events within the episodes repeat 5.69 times instance SCP-092-317 anomalous property listeners find themselves within the 1963 Italian film Amore and Quattro Dimensioni where they are able to interact with the setting but not affect the actions of the characters instance SCP-092-397 anomalous property listeners experience random moments in the life of Alan Shepard the fifth man to walk on the moon instance SCP-092-399 anomalous property listeners experience random moments in the life of James Monroe the fifth president of the United States instance SCP-092-400 anomalous property listeners experience random moments in the life of Mackenzie Bowell the fifth prime minister of Canada instance SCP-092-401 anomalous property listeners experience random moments in the life of Edward Sega the fifth prime minister of Jamaica instance SCP-092-402 anomalous property listeners experience random moments in the life of Helen Hayes the fifth winner of the Academy Award for Best Actress instance SCP-092-466 anomalous property listeners experience random moments in the life of Helen Hayes the fifth winner of the Academy Award for Best Actress instance SCP-092-466 anomalous property listeners are physically transformed into members of the original lineup of the fifth dimension as they were at the time of the group's establishment in 1966 instance SCP-092-467 anomalous property listeners are physically transformed into members of the original lineup of the fifth dimension as they were at the time of the original group's dissolution in 1975 instance SCP-092-468 anomalous property listeners are physically transformed into members of the original lineup of the fifth dimension as they were at the time of the original group's reunion in 1990 instance SCP-092-469 anomalous property listeners are physically transformed into members of the original lineup of the fifth dimension as they are today listeners who transform into Ron Townsend 1933 to 2001 resume their original forms after conclusion of CD but do not resurrect when an instance of SCP-092 is inserted into the CD drive of a personal computer its files can be accessed without triggering the anomalous effects examination of the files indicates that each CD has different content all content is audio material by or pertaining to the fifth dimension and its individual members in addition to all known commercially released songs files contain live performances practice sessions auditions media interviews and personal conversations acquisition log on May 5th an unidentified man henceforth SCP-092-B carrying two suitcases approached front gate guards at site 19 and stated that he wished to surrender himself and his anomalous creations into foundation custody the contents of his suitcases were confiscated and classed as SCP-092 SCP-092-B was transferred to site 37 for interrogation during interrogation SCP-092-B revealed the thematic connections five dimensions and the fifth dimension between all instances of SCP-092 and then committed suicide transcript of statement made by SCP-092-B upon arrival at site 19 guard you can't SCP-092-B this is a secret foundation site right? guard, you can't come in here sir I SCP-092-B you're the SCP foundation and I'm a failure guard, what was that sir? SCP-092-B you're the SCP foundation and I'm a failure I think I'm clever but I'm not a stupid boring necklaterny hack who thinks that money and cheap puns can take the place of talent and inspiration I'm tasteless I'm dull I'm incompetent, I have no sense of style and the only reason I'm not an art criminal is that nothing I've ever made is even close to being art you can secure me and you can contain me but no one can protect me please take me and my anomalous garbage into custody at this point, guard summoned to backup SCP-092-B repeated this statement verbatim until he was taken into custody except from transcript of SCP-092-B interrogation session number 2 interviewer, yes we understand about fiveness, thank you that's been most helpful but we were also wondering what you could tell us about how you made these SCP-092-B I just wanted to be cool, you know I really did, I thought well, I had my inheritance and my collection and there was the estate and the abandoned museum and so much of the stuff went together and it wasn't that tough and look, my ideas were better than yours they were, I know they were no, they're not nobody's impressed by this stupid facile wordplay it's not even good wordplay it's kindergarten level paranormal Asia oh look, 5 dimensions when you think of that coming 5s I'm worthless I'm worthless interviewer, better than my ideas SCP-092-B there's no deeper meaning to what I did it's all just superficial Potemkin village f*****g pumping imitation s**t into the river of human achievement it's Steins f*****g Oakland and I don't even f*****g understand those f*****g illusions I'm an uninspired wannabe I'm a useless hack with no f*****g imagination I've wasted and ruined miracles I've squandered so much raw material that better people could have done so much with I just, I'm not cool I never will be I'm really sorry about the mess these aren't my arms at this point, SCP-092-B seized his own head with both hands and ripped it off his neck killing himself instantly item number SCP-105 object class safe special containment procedures SCP-105 is implanted with a tracking device and is currently housed at site 17 SCP-105 is currently allowed class 3 restricted socialization privileges with approved site personnel granted based on continued good behavior and cooperation with foundation personnel SCP-105's personal camera designated SCP-105-B is contained in a locked safe deposit box at site 19's high value item storage facility standard positive action defenses explosive chemical biological and memetic are to be in place at all times while SCP-105-B is within containment SCP-105 and SCP-105-B or any other camera are only to be allowed to come into contact with approval of current managing researcher description SCP-105 formerly known as Iris Thompson is a female human of European descent records indicate that SCP-105 was born in making her years old at the time of acquisition she has blonde hair and blue eyes and at the time of this article is 1.54 meters in height and 50 kilograms in weight she does not appear to have any out of the ordinary physical characteristics and appears to be for all intents and purposes a normal human being in good health SCP-105-B is a Polaroid one step express camera manufactured in 1982 SCP-105-B does not appear to have any out of the ordinary physical characteristics and appears to be for all intents and purposes a normal Polaroid camera operating normally for all persons aside from SCP-105 when SCP-105 holds a photograph taken by SCP-105-B the photograph changes from a still image to that of a real time image of the location in question SCP-105 is also able to reach through the photograph and manipulate objects within reach of the original point at which the photograph was taken persons witnessing this manipulation report seeing a disembodied female hand determined to be that of SCP-105 reaching out from an invisible portal and carrying out the actions indicated SCP-105-B in the photographs taken by said camera have no unusual properties when used by any other person SCP-105 has demonstrated limited ability to manipulate objects through other photographs but can only achieve fine control using photographs taken through SCP-105-B so far SCP-105 has only been able to significantly advance her ability by using photographs taken by SCP-105-B Appendix 1 Circumstances of Acquisition SCP-105 was brought to the foundation's attention shortly after the murder of her boyfriend SCP-105 claimed to have been on the phone with the victim at the time of his murder prompting her to hurry to his side however telephone records did not correspond to her story making her suspect in the murder SCP-105 informed her lawyer that she had in fact witnessed the murder through a photograph she had taken with her boyfriend several days prior the attorney in question disregarded the story and recommended that the subject plead guilty subject refused to do so and subsequently told her story in court offering to demonstrate her ability this led to foundation contact subject was immediately contained by the foundation foundation personnel retrieved SCP-105-B from SCP-105's home replacing it with an identical model and returned it to her SCP-105's parents were informed that she was killed during the botched escape of another patient while both were in custody of a psychiatric care facility Appendix 2 excerpt from interview log 105-08-4426 Begin log Doctor, please give a brief personal introduction including date and place of birth and your name SCP-105 Okay My name is Iris Thompson I was born in Phoenix, Arizona on May 12 Doctor, good First question When did you become aware of your abilities? SCP-105 I'm not sure but I think I was either 10 or 11 I remember because I was looking at a picture of the ocean and I noticed that the waves began moving Doctor, how did your parents respond when you told them? SCP-105 They just said that I had an overactive imagination Doctor, when did you discover that you were able to manipulate objects through a photograph? SCP-105 It first happened when I was 11, 12 maybe My family took a trip to the Grand Canyon I looked through the photo album after we got home and brushed my hand up against one by accident When I did, I pushed a rock over the edge, falling into the canyon I could actually hear it clatter on the way down Doctor, go on SCP-105 I became fascinated with photography after that Most of the time, it didn't work with photographs I took, but my parents got me a Polaroid One Step Express camera I've been begging for them to get it since Christmas SCP-105 I started smiling After I got the camera, the photos got easier to interact with Doctor, this is the camera we refer to as 105p Your personal camera SCP-105 Yes, sir Doctor, how many photos can you focus on at one time? SCP-105 I've gotten up to 10 at once with my personal camera, but I'm sure I could do more eventually What is your impression of your time with the foundation so far? SCP-105 remains silent Doctor, please do answer We don't take offense at these things SCP-105 It's sort of like new prison, new warden But I know it's better than what could have happened to me Doctor, you've been very cooperative during your time here SCP-105 I'm a pretty well-behaved sort of person I also like doing the experiments Some of those things with photographs I never would have thought of Doctor, do you know why I'm asking you these questions, Iris? SCP-105 No, sir Doctor, we've been setting up a special program If it goes through, you'll be occasionally allowed to leave the site and move about in the outside world All we ask of you in return are a few favors and log Addendum 3 History of service with Mobile Task Force Omega 7 SCP-105 was the second humanoid SCP recruited to Mobile Task Force Omega 7 under the Pandora's Box Initiative Unlike Team Able, associated with SCP-076-2 which was assigned to strike and capture operations, Team Iris had the primary mission of reconnaissance and intelligence gathering. Team Iris carried out over 20 missions in cooperation with the Bowie Commission These missions were carried out swiftly and without incident The first disciplinary incident involving SCP-105 involved the escalation of Team Iris missions from reconnaissance to wet work SCP-105 violently opposed the use of her abilities to carry out assassinations, even after members of the Bowie Commission repeatedly attempted to secure her cooperation During these events, SCP-105 became emotionally distressed and attempted to deceive Foundation personnel into believing that her anomalous traits had disappeared Dr. D submitted a report recommending that SCP-105 be reclassified as neutralized undergo amnestic treatment and be released to the public with regular monitoring This recommendation was denied Following this Dr. D aided SCP-105 in a containment breach aiming to escape Foundation custody This breach was unsuccessful and SCP-105 was recontained Investigation afterwards determined that Dr. D had intentionally encouraged SCP-105 to claim loss of anomalous abilities SCP-105 redemonstrated her anomalous abilities in exchange for restoration of limited privileges Following the end of the Pandora's Box All Mobile Task Force Omega-7 teams were disbanded and SCP-105 was returned to Site-17 Because of the security risk she represents and lack of current utility, SCP-105 is presently not allowed access to SCP-105-B All further information regarding Mobile Task Force Omega-7 is sealed by order of the Records and Information Security Administration Director Records and Information Security Administration Addendum 4 Special notice regarding current containment status Many formal and informal reports have been made regarding SCP-105 and a supposed connection to Mobile Task Force Alpha-9 These reports constitute a serious breach of security All information regarding Mobile Task Force Alpha-9 is restricted All information regarding current research on anomalous characteristics of SCP-105 is restricted All reports or rumors regarding any current or recent use of SCP-105 as a foundation asset are to be considered categorically false and should be reported to the Records and Information Security Administration Director Records and Information Security Administration Item Number SCP-128 Object Class Euclid Special Containment Procedures SCP-128 is to be held in a windowless containment chamber with blast-proof doors and walls and a ventilation system that maintains Class 100 clean room conditions inside The interior of the containment chamber is to be monitored remotely by cameras welded in place with protective grading The speakers and laser monitoring system must be similarly welded into place and protected with grading The entry to SCP-128's containment chamber must include an anti-chamber locked door that cannot be viewed from the chamber door Personnel entering the test chamber for any reason must wear ballistic armor and must not bring any loose item inside the chamber All required equipment must be rigidly mounted to the armor Interference with the laser monitoring system or the central wheel is forbidden unless required for maintenance In the center of the containment chamber a wheel must be mounted to a concrete pedestal and allowed to spin freely and measured to spin at less than 4,000 RPM at any time All personnel are required to evacuate the containment chamber and foam nozzles will be deployed Description SCP-128 is an immaterial source of kinetic energy which can be conferred upon any non-living solid material within line of sight of the source The source itself is modal with a tendency to remain along the walls or at the central wheel of the containment chamber The line of sight is blocked by any opaque material including lead, steel or even single sheets of paper but not transparent materials such as ballistic glass Opaque radio-lucent materials will contain SCP-128's range of effect suggesting that transmission of energy occurs at visible light wavelengths but darkness does not prevent transmission of kinetic energy Any loose non-living materials within line of sight of SCP-128 are at risk of anomalous propulsion to hazardous velocities Items under 100 grams in mass have been observed to accelerate to velocities of up to 900 meters per second in a period of 0.1 second similar in force to machine-gun fire Analysis of the mass and velocity of every object undergoing acceleration indicates that the system of affected objects contains a constant linear momentum of 2500 kilograms a meter per second anomalously unconstrained by direction It is therefore advisable to have many heavier items available to the object instead of fewer, lighter items Despite SCP-128's invisible immaterial form it has been determined that the entity cannot be compressed into a space under a 2 centimeter radius sphere Such compression with opaque materials however, is not advised as dust particles within the space will be excited generating extreme heat potentially rupturing the compression container possibly SCP-128 arbitrarily chooses which items to accelerate with a slight statistical preference for new objects over older ones Despite the existence of some form of acceleration choosing tests do not indicate an active sentience directing the choice, with one exception The object does not accelerate living material with its own parameters regarding what is considered living People or robots moving of their own accord are not accelerated or is any part that is rigidly attached Dead or unconscious people and animals are also not accelerated Unmoving but conscious test subjects report a light tugging in the presence of SCP-128 which immediately stops at the first sign of movement or animal-like characteristics Plants and fungi alive or dead are similarly not accelerated Unpowered robots however are susceptible to acceleration Addendum 128-1 Recovery Log SCP-128 was recovered from a private home in... reports of telekinesis and random anomalous kinetic activity had been previously confirmed by field agents and MTF-MOO-13 Ghostbusters was called in to isolate and capture the anomaly Control Equipment Check Tranquilizer Pistols MOO-13 Lead Checked Control Ballistic Armor Lead Armor Check MOO-13 Gamma I'm not used to carrying this ordinance Control It's standard issue for this sort of intangible We had to dig deep in our files had to look up old references SOP on this dates back to 1968 The phenomenon was called a poltergeist back then Type 1 or 2 Control It could be a type 1 a telekinetic vector associated with a deceased person but field agents said that there's considerable domestic strife in the home It's most likely undifferentiated kinetic energy from a latent Bixby under extreme stress Type 2 Lead That's why containment involves the pistols Trank all inhabitants and it should shut down the anomaly long enough Standard EMP tools are for containment of an autonomous intangible Should it be type 1 Careful in there Take no chances Beta, get the parabolic microphone on the house We need to identify inhabitants Beta, mic online now POI 1 How many times do I have to tell you, Brittany Clean your f***ing room already You're such a s*** slob POI 2 I did Cool, it was Oh my god, Tyler, it was you Wasn't it, you little douche POI 3 Why would I want to step foot in your nasty f***ing pigsty Gamma, considerable domestic strife you say Lead, yeah Just getting there and put them all to sleep They could use the nap And be careful with loose objects Confirming 3 targets Move out, sounds of leaving the containment vehicle Approaching the house And bashing in the door Sound of tranquilizer pistol being fired Delta, the sun's down Lead, he looks young Beta, check his vitals Make sure the drugs aren't too much of a shock to his system The darts are calibrated to someone At least 40 kilos Gamma, Delta Find the father and daughter now Footsteps through the house Sound of tranquilizer pistol Gamma, father's down Reaching for a shotgun, glad we got to him first Lead, good work Gamma Delta, find the daughter Delta, tractor to her bedroom There's stuff everywhere here Like a tornado ripped through here Shades are pulled She's got a pet hamster But I don't see her Trying the closet Lead, careful Delta That's probably the source of the poltergeist activity Delta, Roger that I just got hit in the face with a pillow Lead, quick Gamma Delta needs backup Screams heard Sound of wood splintering Sound of tranquilizer pistol firing Delta, daughter is down Repeat, daughter is down Chair just got thrown against the wall Bookshelf falling over Activity increasing Marbles, she has marbles Lead, we gotta type one Get out of the room Delta Damn it just Everybody out Delta, grab my hand and pull It's, wait It's the hamster It's a fucking tornado hamster Tracking the hamster Lead, Delta no The darts aren't calibrated Sound of tranquilizer pistol firing Delta, hamster down Why aren't you stopping I tranked your Sound of data expunge Lead, everybody out Delta down, close the doors Get ready for type one containment And log Closing notes EMP deployment for type one poltergeist Containment functioned as expected But failed to contain the anomaly Move 13 Gamma Back to the MTF truck through the Residence wall into the daughter's bedroom And opened the back doors When the anomaly was observed to be inside The truck, the doors were shut And backup was called to tow the truck With accelerated debris in the armored trailer Cover story of tornado striking The house was released Addendum 128-2 Principal researchers notes Principal researcher Dr. Cordelia Argett Subject SCP-128 Despite what the recovery log would say This is not a poltergeist Poltergeists are an obsolete term anyway This is not a spirit to our consciousness As we might think of the term It can't pass through walls or the like This is a source of kinetic energy I've updated the description to show this It's hard to say what precisely it is But it appears to be best thought of As a whole, through which a constant Momentum enters this universe How this is accomplished is still The subject of further tests In addition, the hamster Did not have direct control Over the phenomenon If the hamster had conscious control Then the phenomenon would have ceased With its termination Instead, if we continue The analogy of this being a whole Then the hamster was a valve covering the hole Which could have been opened or closed To allow in more or less momentum This valve appears to have been Stuck open So all the talk about us having the ghost Of a telekinetic hamster and containment Should stop It's inaccurate Scratch notes only, please delete Dr. C. Argett C. Argett Hi Rod, are you there? R. Argett Hi Cordy, yes I am Congrats on your promotion How are things? C. Argett Okay, but I've been put in charge of 128 and its containment is stressing me out R. Argett What's that? Can you send me the file? C. Argett Yeah, hold on Sending SCP-128.SCP Got it So it's some kind of kinetic energy entity? Sounds like just your sort of thing Dr. Anomalous Physics C. Argett Ha ha, very funny Yes, I figured out it's a field of constant Momentum without a center of mass Essentially, you treat the momentum of the system As a scalar constant instead Of a vector, independent of direction Simple enough, mathematically But it does mean that the energy in the Kinetic system is constantly fluctuating Being added to, to maintain the constant Scalar momentum It's supposed to be modulated up and down But apparently it was under control of a hamster And when the hamster died The field got stuck it up R. Argett So what's the issue about containment? There are procedures here C. Argett They're ridiculous It's basically give it toys but take them away Whenever someone enters the chamber just so it can fire The researchers clipboard through his skull I've had to fill the room with foam pillows And send genitorial D-class in there And full battle armor just to clear the body away The site director Says that's not the first time and I just What am I supposed to do? R. Argett You need a constant linear momentum Without center of mass vector positioning In the containment chamber And the controller entity of the momentum field Demonstrates some familiarity with objects C. Argett Yes, R. Argett It's a hamster Give it a wheel C. Argett That's why you're the biologist and I'm the physicist Thank you R. Argett You're still the smart one with the promotion, sis You're welcome Item number SCP-188 Object class Safe Special containment procedures As SCP-188 poses no direct threat To alienation assets SCP-188 is to be contained in storage Unit J6-455 Its presence Is to be noted during the bi-weekly Survey of site assets During this time Any environmental effects exerted by SCP-188 Are to be reversed Description SCP-188 is a Volume of iridium metal Posting an effect that acts on a finite Region around the object That is the exception of the regional effect SCP-188 is chemically and physically An otherwise unremarkable Sample of iridium metal SCP-188 has a mass Of 181.43 grams And has been cast As a cylinder With a radius of 1 centimeter And a length of 2.56 centimeters SCP-188's current cylindrical Shape is not its original form But one convenient for experimental Manipulation and storage The regional effect of SCP-188 Induces changes in the environment The changes take the form Of discrete manipulations Such as scratches on surfaces Or grouping and shaping Of ambient material such as dust These changes emerge over time And are widespread over the entire Region of the effect The changes show a high degree Of complexity and structure And have been seen to change with time Further, the effect Extends to all scales And has included exceptionally small And intricate structures When initially contained by the foundation SCP-188 consistently induced fractal motifs Since containment This has increasingly shifted to include Spiral and flow motifs Biological forms have emerged As a rare but consistent theme As the environment around it Is manipulated SCP-188's regional effect Will extend outward Testing has shown that this region Will only extend outward To a volume encompassing an area Of roughly 4,000 meters squared Attempts to nullify SCP-188's effect Have included placement in a Faraday cage Placement in a radiation containment device Powdering And melting SCP-188 None of these attempts have diminished The regional effect in any way Current proposals to vaporize SCP-188 And recondense small portions of the vapor Are being explored SCP-188 first came to the attention Of a predecessor body to the foundation In 1920 Located at the rural Indiana Properties of After a thorough search The object was found as a spike Partially submerged in the ground And appeared to be in the process Of reshaping the local wheat crop Through braiding together and flattening Of stalks Clear pattern had emerged at time of Acquisition, though the effect had begun To extend over many meters Though records are incomplete It is known that efforts to contain The effect of the object failed Embedding in bulk material Such as concrete or lead Did not diminish the initial size Of the region the effect acted over Further, these attempts Ended with the object carving apart The containment sheath The foundation is evidence that more Proposals were suggested Such as encasement and diamond No evidence exists that these Technologically sophisticated and resource Intensive proposals were followed up on When this parent organization Was folded into the foundation The object and any existing records Were inherited and placed Under the SCP-188 classification When the crop circle Fat emerged Efforts were taken to determine if there was A connection between the crop circle makers And the effects caused by SCP-188 Investigation showed no connection Beyond the superficial, and it is the Opinion of the O5s that the Similarity is a coincidence Proposals to explore or to Illustrate any statistical Consistency in the effect SCP-188 Has upon its environment Are being accepted and evaluated At this time Due to the lack of inherent danger Posed by SCP-188 In its current containment Proposals requiring extreme measures Or contact with other SCPs Are not encouraged Item number SCP-192 Object Class Safe Containment procedures have been updated As per successful move operation From Site A Special Containment Procedures SCP-192 Is safely contained within SCP-192-F SCP-192-F is located in Room 924 A standard foundation grade R Secure of room, rated for Radioactive objects in Site 125 A's north wing Room 924 must always have At least four functioning Geiger counters An inspection of Room 924's Radiation proofing And the Geiger counters Must be carried out fortnightly The housing for SCP-192 Must not be breached under any circumstances Removal of any section of external casing Of SCP-192-F Must only be carried out during Scheduled weekly maintenance By level 2 staff Under the supervision of a level 3 Assigned to this floor Any breaches in the casing Of SCP-192-F Must be reported to Site 125 A Facilities management Any breaches in the housing Of object containment breach As defined by foundation In Site 125 A guidelines And a full evacuation Of north wing will be carried out by all Staff Please see document 192-CU For clean up and re-containment instructions Based on current object analysis Access to the room Containing SCP-192-F For testing purposes Can be granted by written request To Site 125 A administration's staff But will require the approval of at least One level 3 assigned to the 9th floor This member of staff Must be present for all testing Description SCP-192 Is a vacuum x-ray tube That forms the primary component of a Diagnostic x-ray machine Manufactured by With diagnostic use commencing on date Undisclosed This machine was designated SCP-192-1 When an image is produced By a machine with SCP-192 inside The area examined on the subject Will be modified via unknown Means To match the image eventually produced This has the effect of Introducing or removing injuries or disease From the subject In accordance with the image SCP-192 Amids a high quantity of alpha and beta Radiation Exceeding recommended annual dose limits For foundation personnel Of constant exposure These emissions are present even when SCP-192 is not being Used and disconnected For any sort of power supply This is believed to be due to the materials Used in the construction of SCP-192's Calfoed based on Current working theories Maintenance update 2014 Containment of SCP-192 By SCP-192-1 As shown to not be complete In perfections in the manufacturing Process combined with initial testing Conducted by Site A have weakened SCP-192-1's casing A request for Relocation of SCP-192 And a re-evaluation Has been submitted to regional command Site update O5-2014 192M<PHONE_NUMBER> Was successfully carried out On O5-2014 All foundation staff At Site A have been transferred to Site 125A And Site A has been decommissioned Site 192F A foundation constructed replica Of SCP-192-1 Was constructed at And installed at Site 125A Prior to the move operation Actual radiation Doses during regular operation Of SCP-192-1 Were within standard safety margins And this remains the case with SCP-192-F The presence of SCP-192 Was discovered by Dr. A covert foundation operative Tracking SCP-192-1 Said doctor was requested To be present during the initial examinations Performed by SCP-192-1 And was the first Staff member at Hospital to witness its effects Said doctor notified the foundation And the other three non-foundation Staff present were successfully given Site A amnestics A research team was subsequently sent in And the room containing SCP-192-1 Was quarantined From testing of SCP-192 The following outcomes Have been noted to occur With no consistent pattern Any change in a subject Appears to occur approximately Three seconds after the X-ray image is taken Image result Image clear of any disease Or injury Effect Subject is fully treated with no further Issues or complications Image result Presence of a trauma-induced fracture Injury of considerable displacement Effect Image bone is fractured To an identical level of displacement These injuries always appear To have occurred within the last 24 hours Even in subjects Who had been isolated before the examination So far SCP-192 has not produced any images Where bones have perforated internal organs Or penetrated the subject's skin Image result Presence of cancerous cells Within the area examined Effect Subject will show development Of a cancerous growth in this area These tumors have never exceeded T1N0M01 But in all cases Have been malignant Biopsies in several subjects have shown Conferences between cancer caused by SCP-192 And cancer occurring naturally In humans Success of subsequent treatment Has been dependent on the original location Of the cancer Image result Presence of foreign body located inside the subject Effect Foreign body will be found within subject If further surgery is performed The object appears to be random But is usually a surgical tool For performing operations on the Examined area No departments within site A Have reported any odd disappearances Of surgical or other medical equipment During one test To determine if SCP-192 could be used As a means of treatment by repeating An examination on an already examined subject SCP-192 produced a blurry image Which had the resulting effect Of data expunged Almost instantly killing Subject D19203 The personnel operating SCP-192 during this test Were referred for immediate psychiatric Evaluation Item number SCP-239 Object Class Keter Special Containment Procedures SCP-239 is to be kept within a one room Cell Furnished with one bed, one EKG machine And one IV To be filled with pentobarbital Mixed with data expunged Daily Under no circumstances is SCP-239 To be removed from her containment area At any given time The walls of this cell are to be coated In a telekill led alloy Only Class II personnel Are allowed any contact with SCP-239 At any time All personnel guarding SCP-239's containment area Are to be equipped with telekill head gear SCP-148 Subject's proper name Is Cigarose Steffen's daughter Under absolutely no condition Should the subject ever be awakened Any personnel found Attempting to awaken the subject Will be immediately terminated Description SCP-239 appears to be An 8 year old girl One meter in height And 20 kilograms in weight Subject has shoulder length blonde hair Upon closer inspection The subject's eyes shimmer Grey-green shade Subject seems to emit a previously undiscovered Form of radiation Which has been named These waves seem to be harmless In low concentrations But in higher concentrations They could break down matter on a subatomic level SCP-239 seemingly Has the ability to do whatever She expresses a will to do Put simply The subject can do anything That she truly wants to do At a magical level As long as she is conscious Fortunately She only seems to be able to affect herself And her immediate surroundings Therefore If she can see it She can change it It would not be the most prudent course of action however To try to test how powerful she can be She seems to be able to create An effect living matter For example When a D-class personnel accidentally caused her harm Fortunately When the subject was made to feel guilty for what she had done She wished him back SCP-239's self-preservation instinct Makes her virtually invincible While she is conscious Subject's skin cannot be punctured by anything Accepting SCP-148 As a method of controlling the subject's ability She has been told that she is a witch This Besides improving morale greatly Makes her believe that she is unable to Use her abilities outside of a pre-approved List of spells Given to her by the SCP Foundation This will hopefully prevent Any and all attempted escapes However, the subject is To be kept calm at all times To prevent any subconscious wish of harm To herself or others Origin SCP-239 came to the attention Of the Foundation very soon after Her birth in Approximately three hours after subject's Birth, the hospital was destroyed By an unexplained explosion The press was informed That it was due to a gas leak SCP teams were dispatched shortly To search the site for any abnormalities The only living person They were able to locate Was SCP-239 For the next eight years The subject was raised under SCP care As of 2000 Subject is to be kept in a medically induced coma until further notice This decision was made By data expunged SCP-239 is permanently contained In Site-17 Note from Dr. Ruff Dated 12-26-04 Who the hell thought it would be a good idea To tell her about Santa Claus And then tell her it was just a story Now we have another potential SCP to deal with But we can't catch him because he is Magic Dr. A. Clef's report My analysis of the situation Has led me to the conclusion That SCP-239 Is an unacceptable containment and security Risk Although several proposals have been made Regarding her for containing other SCPs The example of SCP-953 And others Must serve as a stark reminder Of the risks of overestimating The Foundation's ability to control SCPs With reality altering powers I would therefore like to make The following proposal A piercing implement will be constructed Of SCP-148 Capable of penetrating SCP-239's Otherwise impenetrable skin This tool will be used to kill SCP-239 while she is asleep And her powers are neutralized Because of the danger of SCP-239 awakening and resisting Termination It is my recommendation that the selected operative Carry SCP-668 as well In order to minimize complications One of the dangers Of this procedure is the possibility That SCP-239 will awaken And perceive the operative as a friend Or good person Thus changing reality to match It is for this reason That I would like to volunteer to carry out The procedure personally A review of my personal file should indicate That my data expunged Should allow me to carry out the operation Even after a reality shift of this nature Clef Item number SCP-272 Object class Safe Special containment procedures SCP-272 is to be contained In a small wooden box In a vault at sector 25 Apart from this No further containment is necessary As the object is completely inert When not in use Care is to be taken not to drop the item Description SCP-272 Is an iron nail Approximately 11.5 cm long Resembling ancient designs Covering every flat surface Are engravings of unknown cultural origin The engravings have been described as Captivating But scary In a majority of staff interviewed The nature of the object becomes apparent When it is dropped onto the shadow of an individual The nail will bury itself Exactly two thirds of its length Into the material the shadow is cast on Following this Two effects should be noted The person whom the shadow belongs to Will not be able to remove the nail By any means And they are limited to movements That keep their shadow cast on the nail The nail however May be removed by conventional means By anyone else Although those requested to do so Reported a mild aversion It feels fair The object was discovered during a routine sweep Embedded into an exposed rock face Near an abandoned air force base In Afghanistan With a human skeleton scattered around it It was thought to be mundane Until a researcher dropped it at their feet And was subsequently pinned to the spot For 20 minutes Before being assisted Experiment log SCP-272-A Test subject D-class personnel D-272-1 Surface Rock face at discovery site Lighting Midday sun Directly overhead Purpose Established nature of SCP Procedure Subject was handed the nail And told to hammer it into his shadow at his feet Results Subject complies Continue Subject attempts to move away But is unable to Subject soon becomes fatigued And succumbs to heat stroke Object removed Subject given medical treatment Conclusions Nature of the object established SCP-272-B Test subject One D-class personnel D-272-2 Surface Lighting Night Purpose Establish effects at night Procedure Nail was dropped at subject's feet And embedded itself exactly two thirds of the way in Subject then asked to move 10 meters away from the nail Results Object embeds Subject complies Showing no adverse effects Subject then attempts to escape Determinated Object recovered Conclusions Subject is free to move when no shadow is cast 272-C Test subject One D-class personnel D-272-3 Surface As above Lighting As above Two hours before sunrise Purpose Procedure Nail dropped as above Subject told to walk in a straight line Away from the nail Results Object embeds Subject shows no adverse effects Sunrise occurs at 606 local time Subject is data expunged Three cleanup teams dispatched Subject's torso Recovered 106 meters from object Showing signs of road rash And severe blunt trauma Object recovered Testing moved to sector 25 Conclusions Data expunged 272-D Test subject One D-class personnel D-272-4 Surface Concrete floor of test facility 25H Lighting One standard 60 watt light bulb Directly overhead Purpose Establish lighting requirements Procedure Nail dropped on the shadow of test subject Subject told to walk in a straight line Away from the object Results Object embeds Subject is free to move Object recovered Conclusions Insufficient lighting will cause no effect 272-E Test subject One D-class personnel D-272-4 Surface As above Lighting One standard 1500 watt stadium light Directly overhead Purpose As above Procedure Results Subject embeds Subject trapped Object recovered Lighting requirements established 272-F Test subject Two D-class D-272-4 D-272-5 Surface As above Lighting Two stadium lights Position 90 degrees apart Purpose Determine if multiple subjects can be held Procedure Subject goes overlap Object dropped onto both shadows Subjects told to advance away from the nail Results Object embeds Subject D-272-4 Continues unhindered But reports feeling a chill D-272-5 is held by the object Object recovered Conclusions Object cannot hold more than one subject Potential secondary effect Observed 272-G Test subject Eight D-class D-272-4 through D-272-11 Surface As above Lighting Four stadium lights Positioned in a ring around the subjects Purpose Determine the selection mechanism For which subject is held Procedure Subjects positioned so their shadows overlap Nail dropped onto all eight shadows Results Object embeds Subject D-272-9 is held 18 years of age Caucasian 1.8 meters 88 kilograms All others free to move Reports of a scream from all subjects Accept D-272-9 All subjects except D-272-9 seem to shiver Object recovered D-272-9 removed from study Experiment repeated Subject D-272-6 held 24 years of age Hispanic 1.6 meters 102 kilograms All others appear to shiver And report a scream But remain free Experiment repeated four additional times as per the above method Discontinued after D-272-7 fell unconscious Subject given treatment for Severe hypothermia Conclusions Emerging patterns suggest that the youngest possible Subject to be held will be Additionally, secondary Effect on larger groups observed Further research pending acquisition Of a larger sample group Addendum Subjects of equal gender distribution Ages ranging from 18 to 59 Numerous physical traits represented D-272-H Test Subject 1D class D-272-5 Surface One outdoor field Grassy Lighting Early morning sun Approximately 9 a.m. Purpose to determine if subject can escape by digging Procedure Object dropped onto subject's shadow Subject then given a shovel And told to dig out the object Results Subject digs for 90 seconds Then falls over screaming Subject expires Before medical intervention could be administered Autopsy reveals Subject died of a cerebral hemorrhage Cause indeterminate Object recovered Field repaired Repeated with D-272-7 and 8 Results identical Conclusions Subjects held by SCP-272 Cannot dig the nail out Attempting to do so is invariably fatal D-272-I Test subject None Surface N-A Lighting Purpose to determine the object's destructibility Procedure One D-class personnel D-272-9 Is given the object In a selection of tools And told to go to town In an attempt to destroy the object Test area evacuated Results Subjects selected an angle grinder Set the object in a vise And proceeded to bring the grinder upon the object An instant later Subject is seen writhing on the ground Clutching his temples Audio recordings from inside the room Record subjects speaking in BOOM 30 seconds later Subject expires It must be a cerebral hemorrhage Examination of the object reveals Some minor damage from the grinder Conclusions Object appears to be fully destructible But will resist actions Against it with lethal force By an unknown method Object tested to maintain its original functionality D-272-J Test subject One D-class personnel D-272-10 Surface Concrete floor of test facility 25H Lighting One stadium light Positioned on a computer-controlled track Purpose Determine the effects of rapid lighting shifts And B Determine if subject can be withheld From the object via restraints, Barriers, etc. Procedure Test 1 Light position to cast a long shadow Popped into the head of the subject's shadow Light slowly raised Results Test 1 Subject dragged at a proportional rate Towards the object Subject has difficulty standing Procedure Test 2 Light raised very rapidly Results Test 2 As above, but at a more rapid rate Noted that subject was unable to remain standing And accelerated upon falling Attributed to the decrease In shadow size relative to standing Subject acquired minor road rash Procedure Test 3 As above, subject restrained With chains attached to their feet Chicken wire screen placed between Subject and object Results Test 3 Data expunged Subject expires Recovered Further testing with restrained Subjects prohibited Conclusions Subjects seem to be dragged by their shadow At a rate required to keep it cast upon the object Intervening obstacles appear Not to impede this function Although will damage the subject Or in the case of barriers like the chicken wire Data expunged Test 2 Test 2 Test Subject Test 3 Test 4 Test 5 Test 6 Test 7 Test 8 Test 9 Test 10 Test 11 Test 12 Test 13 Test 14 Test 15 Test 16 Test 17 Test 18 Test 19 Test 20 Test 20 Test 21 Test 22 Test 23 Test 24 Test 25 Test 26 Test 27 Test 28 Test 29 Test 30 Test 30 Test 24 Test 25 Test 26 Test 27 Test 28 Test 29 Test 30 Test 31 Test 32 Test 34 Test 35 Test 36 again transcript. Dr. Kimiro, for the record state your name. D-2724. Ashes burned at my tongue I cannot taste the water boils at my sight. Dr. Kimiro, can you repeat that? D-2724. I cannot sleep to screams or heard I am not the warm the shadow steals. Dr. Kimiro, right. How do you feel? D-2724. The chains they bind I cannot move the people. Data expunged. Dr. Kimiro, what is he saying? What is he speaking? Someone get me a translator. D-2724. Growing louder. Cut my flesh to ribbons that I might be free. Subject begins clawing at his skin. Data expunged. I am the prisoner of my own foolishness. Let the crows come and data expunged.  End transcript.


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You know, it's going to show you a lot of weakness. It's going to be a very, very quote unquote choppy. That's exactly what the formula for us, a market that's underneath supply. Welcome to Access a Trader, the number one community for those who are committed to taking control of their trading in order to achieve success, profitability, and longevity. Thank you for joining us. Here's Dan Shapiro to help you find your edge, master your process, and own your future. Hey guys, Dan everybody. Welcome to another edition of the AccessaTrader.com nightly wrap up show. Hope everybody had a good day today. Hope everybody had a great weekend. Again, let's quickly rewind, right? So we had this really big aggressive move on Friday into the close, right? The Dow exploded, the Nasdaq exploded, everything exploded. The problem was that 85, 90, 95% of the day, markets in the stock just stocks just weren't doing anything but they explode, right? So the scoreboard is a scoreboard. So it doesn't make a difference how they got there. They just got there. So the question was what was going to happen to it, right? And if you guys watch the weekend update, I really wanted to get bullish, right? I really did. I wanted to get bullish and I'm still kind of, you know, lukewarm kind of, you know, I'd like to see the market move up. There's a couple of areas that, you know, it doesn't look horrible if they can reclaim the move up here, but it's very, very tight. It's very, very hard to get excited on a day-to-day basis, especially when we're talking about technology, especially when we're talking about follow-through on technology. So if you look at the scoreboard today, right, you got the Dow improving, looks great, right? SPYs, you know, they're improving kind of how to resday, they look higher. You know, if you look at the Russell, right, it had a really, really, really big run and had a really, really big sell-off, you know, got hit very, very hard today. You got that whole saga going on with China. Are they liquidating? Are they not liquidating?  You got Baidu all over the place. You got this Viacom all over the place. You got all these crazy moves all over the place. Again, it doesn't really sound like, you know, this is it, this is it. Everything's gonna buy everything in the hole. I'm gonna go higher. And then you get to the NASDAQ, right?  Like really explosive charts. And they were in the semiconductor group and the software group and the metals group. And I said, you know what, Baidu, leave Baidu alone, right? We talked about the weekend, leave Baidu alone. It's probably not gonna have the biggest value there. But the problem is, you know, the names that we were concentrated on, they didn't follow through either. And slowly but surely now, we'll talk about the pivots in a second. I started out with all long pivots. Hell, I even traded Netflix today through the long side. I traded VMW today through the long side. I think VMW is literally the only one from our list over the weekend that actually followed through, which I was actually pleasantly surprised. But then slowly but surely in the morning, you started seeing a lot of weakness. I started putting a lot of pivots in back to the downside. And you're kind of left with this, you know, empty feeling.  You had two battlegrounds here on the 50-day moving average, right? They got hit. You had a lower high here. Again, two more days at the 50-day moving average, they got hit. Now you have back-to-back days at the 10-day moving average. Now again, the 10-day is not the 50, okay? It's not the 50, it's not the 100. It's not the 200-day moving average. Although there is a very big importance of all these supply zones, the major ones are the big battlegrounds. That's when you're gonna have the biggest institutional money flow. But there's tiers in between macro channels that the bulls that they want to kind of make a stand, man, they gotta reclaim here. So you have two days in a row, they're getting rejected off the 317 area and somebody could turn around and say, well, Dan, you know, they look fine. We had a monster day on Friday and they just rested today. Okay, I'll buy that, right? I have no problem buying that.  I mean, I have tons of sell, you know, sell buy as setups to the downside tomorrow. But when you look at where the queues are, you say to yourself, well, I'll give it one more day. And this is a very important area here. If the queues get rejected tomorrow, once again, this is, that's 317 area right here on the 10-day moving average, that's gonna be the battleground tomorrow. There's no way that if the market wants to go higher and the bulls want to take control, at some point they have to reclaim the 10-day moving average. For me, the 10-day moving average is like the birth of the trade. I find it, once it confirms the 10-day, usually a good trend starts following in that direction. So we've got reject now back to back days at the 10-day moving average. So going into tomorrow, again, even if you don't trade, have anything to do with the NASDAQ 100 or anything with technology, you really should at least be conscious of this area. Over on the 317 tomorrow, isn't it big if we start building 317? Then yeah, maybe we finally start going back and testing this 321 area. If we get rejected and we start going lower, then again, you can see where our futures are. So it's very, very important tomorrow, kind of that line in the sand is drawn, either the bulls are gonna reclaim 317 or if they get rejected back to third days in a row, we're gonna start going lower and confirm this kind of channel here, three sequences in a row of lower highs and lower lows. This is kind of pretty that simple, but there are some names that look pretty good for tomorrow. I can't really say that there's not, but this is the part where, this is what I mean when the market is strong, you should see follow-through. So I was watching Texas Instruments today, had this really, really big move on Friday, never confirmed. AMAT had this really, really big move on Friday, didn't confirm. Now again, you can turn around and say, well, just, they're resting today. Okay, I'll buy that for one more day. But that's kind of my point, that the market is really, really strong and you're finding all these great things and it's a bull market and CMBC is cramming down your throat and telling you how great everything is, the dow is up again, all-time highs. Well, why is it so hard to get a follow-through, especially in technology? Which part of technology became the redheaded stepchild that nobody really cares about? This is technology, right? This is where fund managers and hedge fund managers want to be invested in. This is where growth, this is where the sexiness, right? This is sexy time. This is where they wanna allocate their money for clients. This is where the growth potentials are the next three to five years. So why is it such a problem area in the market? There's really not a right or wrong answer to that. It's more of, well, what's gonna finally get this market to wake up? So for example, not that I love Microsoft tomorrow, but if the Qs do reclaim that 317, you could see this three candles in a row that Microsoft's got rejected, right? If it can reclaim this area here, maybe it finally wakes up, right? Is it the best chart in the world? No, it's not the best chart in the world, but the moral of the story is at least you have $3, $4 worth of range. If you look at Gilead, for example, is this, again, is this the best chart in the world? It's not, but you can see three times in a row it's gotten rejected off the same area. If it starts reclaiming the Nasdaq doesn't die, right? Maybe it rallies, but I've found so many really bad looking charts that, again, we've been pretty much taking advantage on the downside as well. Google looks okay as well, right? Google doesn't look bad, right? Google doesn't look bad at all. It's got rejected two times in the same area. Facebook is actually the only one it feels like they've been in their own bull market when you actually look at the macro channel. It's been kind of stuck in this whole macro channel now for the last three, four months. And most of the names, and this is a very, very important point, most of the names are still underneath supply folks. That's why you're seeing kind of small, very, very quick, rapid rallies and then getting rejected very, very quickly and moving lower here. And that's kind of been the theme of what's been going on in the Nasdaq space. And as long as we are getting rejected from levels like the last couple of days of the 10 day moving average or the 50 day moving average in the last few weeks, well, that's gonna happen. Short-lived rallies, you can have stocks rallying kind of from no man's land and then next day rolling over like, look at Amazon, right? Is this really a chart you wanna be long, right? There's nothing here. It's, you know, the stock bounce back off the linear regression line, got rejected. Maybe, you know, it finally reclaimed some macro levels and still has to take out this whole area here, right? Look at Apple. Is Apple really a chart you're dying to be long? Look at Apple's chart, right? It rallied for a couple of days, got rejected off supply and rolled over. Is Tesla really the sweet spot right now? I love Tesla, right? But is it really the chart you have to be long? Again, I'm not talking about an investor who's five, 10 years from now. I'm talking about for tomorrow, right? So that's kind of my point. So most of these charts are still really, really bad. There's not a lot of clarity there. There's definitely not a feel-good moment that if you're a trader, are you saying there's so much room for a rally here? It's just kind of they're buying time. So eventually we're going to get some clarity. Maybe tomorrow, right? Maybe the third time's the charm on the Qs and everything wakes up and maybe, hey, maybe the third time the chart, they get rejected and still go lower. And if you look at charts for tomorrow to the downside, you got the Jumia, right? Jumia is close. Zoom, which I really, really like. Look how close this is, right? They're getting really, really smacked here. That looks really bad. There's a lot of names that look pretty crappy here. Look at Beyond, right? Beyond is like literally one day away from just getting tortured as well. So the value from the point of view of where the money outflows coming from is still on the sell side. But again, the fact that we are so close to at least the 10, at least I want to give the bulls some leeway tomorrow. And if they can't reclaim by the second candle of the day, which is 11 o'clock, it's going to be pretty obvious to see which direction we're going to flow. So let's talk about today's pivots. Pretty seamless day here, but this is the disappointment. This is my whole point. TXN 189 needs to build, never got there. AMAD, if it opens below 29 needs to build, never got there. NTAP, okay, NTAP. This is the big move, right? Take a look. This is the big move on NTAP. Beautiful chart, takes out 75, goes up 50 cents and then really, really rolls over. Again, that's kind of my point. There's no follow through, even in the strongest names that are kind of standing out. That's the problem, that's the problem area there. CMC, we talked about over the weekend, metals. Again, is this a big move? Look at this chart. This was in a really good market scenario and everything was strong here. You can't make an argument that everything needs a rest day. Why does everything needs a rest day? We've been selling the market on and off now for the last month. Why do things need to rest? They don't need to rest. It just shows you how weak things are on follow through, especially through the long side. Took out 3180, went to 3240s and then completely rolled over. Again, that's not strength. It looks strong, but that's not really strength. RBLX never got to 73. VMW was good. I traded VMW. It was actually just went straight up, which I was very, very surprised. Here was VMW, right? So it took out, we talked about this over the weekend update. It took out this 54 and went right to the linear regression line here in 5640s. Not a bad move at all. I was actually shocked. That we did all right with this thing. I was pleasantly surprised. Square never got to 217. And here are some couple of pinnets that actually worked out to the upside. Now, mind you, were they the most liquid thing of all? Was it gang busting, call buying, coming into these names? No, but that's not what we're looking for. And you can see here by the comments. They're just cash flow trades, $1, $2. You can squeeze out any more $2, $3 out of this thing. Say a prayer tonight, right? So they're not measured potential moves. Nobody's talking about, hey, if it takes out 509, it's gonna 550. No, that's not what we are. Everything is still on the supply. So here was Netflix.  Here was Netflix and it was thin as hell. And then look at it stop. It stopped perfectly at supply here. It stopped perfectly at supply. It is what it is. Nice little move here, nothing crazy. And the video actually had a pretty big move here. 515 rejected twice pre-market.  And you gotta have a $3, $4 spike here on the video at the open. Not a bad move at all. So here is the 515 right here, right? Here is the 515 area right over here, right? Whole area here and it spiked right into this 519 area actually went a little bit higher throughout the day. But in this type of environment to get anything in that type of environment type of spike is actually great from the upside. So for those of you guys who took a good job again take on the way up, right? Take on the way up, take on the way up. This was actually, I was shocked that the VMW was actually just perfect. Then we started seeing just sell after sell after sell DDOG held 77 twice. If it builds below can flush. Here was DDOG, right? So here's the DDOG took out the 77 and went right to the bottom channel around that 75 and a half area. And how do we know that that was a 75 and a half area? Cause that's where the Bollinger Band is. And if this thing starts confirming tomorrow especially below 75, you can get more selling there. Here's TDOC held 169 three times daily if it builds below can flush, right? So here's TDOC. So it held the 69 once twice, three times fourth time was a charm went down to like 166 and nothing huge. But the point is the point is you can see how much value there still is to the downside. BY&D never confirmed that second entry. I am still watching this thing for tomorrow. Jumia, I still liked it a downside 32 held three times only went down to 3160 closed. This is the lowest closed in the whole formation under 32. And this is why 32 is still very, very important. You could see, you see how it held here. Look at held once held twice held three times. It finally broke through first closed under $32. If this thing confirms tomorrow has a shot to like the 29s. So again, not a big move there. Tesla obviously never strengthened up and never got to a 617 level. So, look, I think this market is exactly what it is. It's gonna show you a lot of weakness. It's going to be a very, very quote unquote choppy. That's exactly what the formula for a market that's underneath supply. You're going to see some moves from stocks have been dead for a long time off the bottom, you know, dead cat bounces into supply just like we saw it today with Netflix, with Apple, we saw that today as well.  All it is is dead cat bounces. Until again, they start reclaiming macro levels.  So guys, have a great night everybody. Again, let's see what happens. Okay, I'm open minded. I will give the bulls maybe a candle or two to play themselves out that 317 level is important. If not, we go back to the sell side. Guys, have a great night everybody. God bless and I'll see you all tomorrow. Take care.


Check out this new video on the microbiome, and if you want more, just go to nutritionfacts.org slash topics slash microbiome for all my videos on good gut health. When we eat meat, dairy, eggs, seafood, our gut flora can take certain components in them—carnitine and choline— and produce something that ends up as a toxic compound called TMAO, which may set us up for a heart attack, stroke, and death. So give people two eggs and you get a spike of TMAO in your bloodstream within hours of consumption. Because gut bacteria play a critical role in this process, though. If you then give them a week of antibiotics to wipe out their gut flora and re-feed them two more eggs, nothing happens. No TMAO in their bloodstream because they have no egg-eating bacteria to make it. But give it a month for their gut bacteria to start to grow back and the eggs start to cause TMAO production once again. Same thing with meat. Give people the equivalent of an 11-ounce steak and TMAO levels shoot up in the blood, but feed them the same amount after a week of antibiotics and nothing happens. So to run into problems, you need both the meat and the meat-eating bugs. That's why you can feed a vegan a serloin and they don't produce TMAO within their body. They just don't have the meat-eating bugs in their gut. OK, now this should all be old news for those who've been following the science. The reason for this video is to show that this phenomenon happens the other way around, too. When we eat whole-plant foods like fruits, vegetables, whole grains, and beans along with nuts and seeds, a gut flora can take certain components in them—fiber and resistant starch—and produce short-chain fatty acids, which can set us up for the prevention of human diseases. Short-chain fatty acids like butyrate can help seal up a leaky gut, fight inflammation, prevent weight gain, improve insulin sensitivity, accelerate weight loss, and fight cancer. But these benefits rely on two things—eating fiber and having fiber-feeding bugs, like the detrimental effects from TMAO required not only eggs, dairy, or meat, but also the eggs, dairy, or meat-munching bugs. Check this out. If you give people whole-intact grains, in this case barley kernels, also known as barley groats, three servings a day, like I recommend in my Daily Dozen app, within just three days of eating that extra 30 plus grams of fiber and resistant starch, their gut bugs were so happy and produced so many short-chain fatty acids that people's insulin levels improved by 25%, which means their bodies needed to produce less insulin to take care of the same amount of white bread, while still dampening the blood sugar spike. But this was on average. Some people responded to all that extra fiber with beautiful dips in blood sugar and insulin responses, but in others, the same amount of fiber and resistant starch didn't work at all. Why? Because you don't just need fiber, but fiber-feeding bugs like prevetella. How do you get more prevetella so you can take full advantage of the health benefits of plants? Eat more plants. Prevetella abundance is associated with long-term fiber intake. If you look at rural African children eating 97% whole-food, plant-based diets, they're prevetellas off the charts compared to kids eating standard Western diets, and this is reflected in the amount of short-chain fatty acids they are churning out in their poop. In the industrialized world, it's those habitually eating vegetarian and vegan that promotes the enrichment of fiber-eating bacteria in the gut. Here's the relative prevetella abundance between those who eat meat, no meat, or all plants. This may help explain the worse inflammatory profile in omnivores than in vegetarians. Based on the findings relative to bacteria abundance, the researchers suggest that exposure to animal foods may favor an intestinal environment which could trigger systemic inflammation and insulin-resistant-dependent metabolic disorder, such as type 2 diabetes. And it's the reduced levels of inflammation that may be the key factor linking a plant-based gut microbiota with protective health benefits. Yeah, but can't meat-eaters eat lots of plants, too? Meat-eaters have constraints on diet-dependent gut microbiome and metabolite production. In other words, it's the flip side of the vegan eating a steak. They can eat all the fiber they want, but may be lacking in fiber-munching machinery. At low levels of fiber intake, the more you eat, the more of the beneficial short-chain fatty acids are made. But at a certain point, your available fiber feeders are maxed out. There's only so much you can benefit. But those habitually eating a plant-based diet have been cultivating the growth of these fiber feeders in the skies the limit, unless, of course, you're eating vegan junk. But whole-food plant-based diets should be effective in promoting a diverse ecosystem of beneficial bacteria to support both our gut microbiome and our overall health.


Hi, everyone. Let's dive right into a demonstration of hot patching. Hot patching is a new way to install updates that doesn't require a reboot and won't interrupt workloads running on your server. Before we start, I'll describe my demo environment. On the right, I have a new Windows Server 2019 core VM created with AutoManage, where I'm going to manually install hot patch updates. On the left, I have a Windows Server core VM where I'll install a comparable traditional latest cumulative update. On each VM, I have a sample workload running. In this case, large file copies are occurring on each VM. And up top, I have a timer so we can track the status of the patch install. Now, let's get started. I'll kick off the patch installation on each VM. First, the traditional LCU, then the hot patch update. The hot patch installation has already completed. As we can see, the sample workload, the file copy, continues uninterrupted. While we wait for the traditional LCU to install on the other Windows Server VM, I even have time to install a second hot patch package. Let's simulate installing hot patches for next month's Patch Tuesday. I'll install the package. And another hot patch installation is complete. Again, no impact to my running workload. One of the great advantages of hot patching is that the patches are made in memory, meaning that running processes will pick up the new updates immediately without interruption. I've installed these hot patches manually for the demo. However, in a production environment, I would use the rich update orchestration and management tools developed for hot patching in the Azure portal. Let's speed up the video now while the traditional LCU continues installing. Now I see that the traditional LCU has triggered a reboot. If I reboot it now, that would interrupt my sample workload. In this case, abort my file copy. To avoid that interruption, I'll wait before rebooting. Let's fast forward while that file copy completes. The workload is finished now, so I'll reboot the VM with the traditional LCU. That was a look at hot patching. Thanks for watching.